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07-23-2024 · 8h 44m
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they have been training themselves they've been locked away
in the mountainside slapping rocks okay absolutely just slapping rocks completely nerdy training themselves
so that they can destroy the magus it goes and if there is one force to be reckoned with
on the internet within the democratic party's constituencies
it is the k-high.
. so more so Kamala Harris wants to vaccinate your children in the ass
To make them all autistic and homosexual
She's working with the deep state
Come, come, come
More like Kamala Harris She wants to make you never come again but not in a
puritanical good christian way but in a weird freak-like liberal kind of way away
welcome to the come zone. so What's going on everybody? No matter where you are in the world, I'm a soundbiter. And this is our broadcast coming to you live from sunny California, Los Angeles.
We're alive and alive.
And I hope all the boys, girls, and enbies are having a fantastic one because today's
a beautiful day.
Today's a wonderful day.
Today is...
fucking Tuesday.
It's Tuesday, July 23rd, 11.16am
and I'm right on fucking time, lads.
Not too early, not too late, just right on fucking time lads not too early not too late just right on fucking thomas news day tuesday
and uh kamala harris about to go live uh Very excited about this dynamic, uniquely charismatic individual.
We'll see what her first fucking rally looks like as T and not just the VP.
Is Joe Brandon dead?
We're going to be looking at that. We're going to be looking at that.
We're going to be looking
at that today.
We're going to look
at conspiracies,
but folks,
this is part of the broadcast
where I tell you a little bit
about my personal news
about what's going on
in the world
with Hasan Asanavi Piker. Let me tell you, okay?
A lot has happened since yesterday
and in the broadcast
after a short
news day at around
730 because I had to do a podcast,
a podcast called Choppo Trap House.
Some of you may know it.
Some of you may love it.
Some of you claim that I steal all my talking points from them in spite of the fact that
I'm live 24-7 and oftentimes say the exact same things before they say it, but it's all
good.
Yeah. same things before they say it, but it's all good. It's all good, baby girl.
We're still alive.
We're still alive regardless.
Anyway...
So... alive regardless anyway um so hey man we all steal jokes yeah where was i what
was i saying oh yeah personal news wise i did the the Choppo Trap House episode last night.
I hope you guys enjoy it when it comes out.
Don't know if it's out yet.
It's kind of whack to be on Choppo because like
then that's an episode that I can't listen
to.
You know? As a fan, as a fan... an episode that I can't listen to, you know,
as a fan,
as a fan of the pod.
As a fan of the pod myself,
as someone who like listens,
even though it's weird because I'm friends with them and talk to them in the real world
um
It's always
a shame. When I go on the episode, I'm like
oh fuck now I can't listen to this episode
Now I have to like add something else
to my podcast diet, you know?
Listen to NPR pussy
I mean
I am
always anyway
folks folks always anyway folks
folks
yeah there was a China
Fatah Hamas
Palestinian faction reconciliation moment that happened a little
thing.
That was pretty cool.
Um,
but yeah,
I was doing the damn thing.
I was doing the VP slots yesterday,
and obviously
I had to...
I had to step away from that
for the pod. Woke up
this morning, ran some drills
played some ball with Will actually
Will is alive everybody
he made a miraculous recovery from his self-suck
incident. I balled with him
a little bit earlier in the morning.
And then he was like...
Farley was being a bit of a bad boy.
He's a bit of a drama queen, for those of you who don't know.
And he was barking a lot.
So... He was like... working a lot. So, uh,
he was like,
I gotta go.
So I was like,
all right,
fuck it.
I'll run some drills.
Here's a,
here's one of those ash
drills that I've been
running.
Okay.
To get more explosive to get more, uh, to get more explosive to have more control
over my spin moves
you know
it's ass regardless
and I don't mean like double entendre as in like my ass is big
i mean literally like its ass it's not great
but yeah your cheeks are sweaty yeah it's a hundred degrees out man what do you mean of course
um got inspired by her 2v2 match with lud? Yeah, no. That's what it is.
And not because I've been doing
drills non-stop anyway.
So
take care of your skin. I actually do something that I normally don't do, which is like I've been using sunscreen.
So like that's you know that's new your drill wrecks for learning
the dribble with a weaker hand i mean i i personally
i uh i look up drills online
and that's what I do.
I try to do like...
I mean,
I was making jokes on here anyway
like
it's like terrible footwork zero explosiveness watches tiktok drills fails to do them still
good still good cardio though but yeah that's like
that's what i'm that's what I'm doing.
There's a channel called Good Drills on TikTok that I follow sometimes.
And I like it,
I like their drills.
Haas when you're growing out the beard again brother it is 80 degrees out
at like 9am
when I'm playing basketball outside
I'm not growing the beard out anytime soon.
Will you go to the capital
of the protest, BB? I presume not.
No, I will not be going to Washington, D.C.
tomorrow.
Which would be crazy if I did but no, I'm not
so
classic
LipTard chat sending me Oh, classic.
Liptard chat sending me Brandon body doubles to be like, oh, it seems to be that he's alive.
Sure bud.
Sure.
Yeah. I'm not not gonna believe that okay
um what was I saying? Yeah, Reuters
national poll showing Kamala Harris
at 42 plus 4 over Trump.
Kennedy with 8 points
from Ipsos.
I just want to tell you
like
I don't want to do too
many I told you so's because like, I feel
like half of the fucking stream is just me being like, I told you so. I told you so is because like I feel like half of the fucking stream is just me being like,
I told you.
So I told you.
So I told you.
So just wait,
just stick back,
you know,
grab some popcorn.
It's mom all the time shit.
But
like, just wait
just fucking wait
like
wait and see
this doesn't also mean
that Kamala Harris
is going to be a good candidate
even
oh fuck I just lost my tier list.
Oh, never mind.
It's fine.
So
I know there's a lot of momentum for Kamala, some Kamalamentum. Obviously she has a lot of weaknesses and she has a lot of issues that I personally, I mean,
I have a lot of personal ideological issues with her.
But when I'm talking about the election,
I usually am putting on my election like I'm putting on my Steve
Kernacki hat.
You know what I mean?
Nah, it bears repeating.
When you aren't saying
I told you so,
you're referencing your takes
from years ago
to reinforce your consistency.
Yeah.
Speaking of takes
from years ago,
obviously we're going to look at Kamala Harris and her weaknesses and whatnot, but anyway, let's blast off because time times of the essence here okay
okay so Okay.
Okay?
Where the fuck...
Oh no, I lost my tweet um picked up don't know for lunch hell yeah dude dude Dude, dude
Dude
We're gonna watch the
Mamala rally
We're gonna see what the fuck is up we're
gonna see what's fucking popping with that let me blast off and let's get to
it okay first live appearance, secret service director bails GOP in panic vp tier list and more get
in now do you think the fatah ha Unity Accord would actually yield benefits for Gaza?
I mean, I think it's a step in the right direction.
We'll talk about Sonia Massey as well. Don't worry, that's on the docket too.
Okay?
Anyway, here it is.
Let's blast off.
Let the people know.
Spelling title, spelling error in your title.
Sorry for being annoying.
I don't really care.
What is the American Communist Party?
Come on dog.
That's like...
If there is one thing that's even like more,
uh,
insignificant than like YouTube or drama that people will constantly
chirp at me for not covering or whatever in the midst of like one of the most significant
uh, one of
the most interesting, one of the most significant
elections in
modern American history. It's
fucking the new American
Communist Party created by like
weirdos
that with a cryptocurrency
scheme attached to it
okay I'm good? I'm good man
I'm good big dog
you know mega communism
it will rise up one day
I promise
I'm always thinking
to myself
what does my communist
movement need
and it's racism I'm always like you know
what this you know what this communist movement needs dude a little bit of racism
a little bit of anti-materialist uh anti-materialist thinking.
Some spirituality.
Hey, I posted your Discord and Twitter trying to find your old TNT video using the Shreveform 2015 Instagram.
Your community has been no help reposting the Shredeform, cropping out the most important part?
What is this?
Why are you trying to find it?
I don't fucking know.
I've like...
I've probably deleted it.
23-29 dead in Ethiopia?
What?
What does Razorback have to do with the ACP,
the fuck, question mark.
I mean there's like mega communists.
What are we talking about?
Like the dudes,
some of the foundational members of the fucking... Stop!
We're not having this conversation. I'm not talking
to fucking cranks, okay? I don't even regard
PSL on the
election front.
You are not going to catch me dead talking about some
shit like this, okay?
I literally... I love...
I personally love
having these conversations. It's just
not the fucking time or the moment right now, okay?
Crank talk is not gonna
happen right now. You almost got me.
You almost got my
fucking ass, dude.
You almost caught me slipping stop it this alone is going to
be enough for them to be like see he's afraid of our mobilization and our movement so like
uh you know they know definitely shadow banned
didn't get a notification today or yesterday
it's because I
it's because I start my stream at like
random fucking times and
and if it's...
Just don't worry about it.
It's the smart notifications, okay?
They're shitty.
They're shitty. The Adelsons are crazy.
Her spokesman, Andy Abood
denied a recent report that Dr.
Adelson was urging Mr.
Trump to publicly support an annexation of the West Bank by his really
government exchange for her backing.
Dude, they're such freaks.
It's awesome. I think
this should be the Israel election
because if Kamala Harris actually
leans in either because
it's on partisan grounds or because
she has an ideological separation
from the rest of the party, which I don't believe is the second thing.
I believe the first thing because it's smart
politics. Making this
an Israel election would be Reagan landslide levels
for the Democratic Party.
You could literally put
the most unpopular person,
like the most unpopular person in the Democratic Party,
you could put Jimmy Carter up there.
And if Jimmy Carter was like,
well I'm the guy who's 100 years old
and I think that as the oldest guy
I was there when Israel was there.
I made Israel and I think
Israel should stop bombing Palestinians
Reagan landslide.
Americans would be like oh great okay I know who
I'm fucking voting for. I don't give a shit about foreign policy
but if the Republican Party is talking about foreign policy
and the Democratic Party is talking about foreign policy
and that foreign policy specifically Israel which is not
necessarily foreign policy but basically domestic
policy, oh my lord lord i'm telling you right now if they did that
dude if they did that reagan landslide okay it reagan last light levels like i'm talking Okay?
Reagan landslide levels...
Like, I'm talking every state votes for the Democratic ticket.
Every state.
Every state in the fucking union.
Because ultimately,
ultimately
people don't fucking
fuck with Israel like that, okay?
I thought America supported Israel.
No, on the issue of...
Especially not now,
but especially when it comes to the issue
of unlimited funds to Israel,
they don't care about the moral
quandary that Israel presents
in terms of like melting brown children
Okay? Americans don't give a fuck
about that. We melt brown children on
daily fucking basis, we're the brown children on a daily fucking basis. We're the Brown Children Melting Factory,
but Americans don't like billions of fucking dollars
going to an objectively arrogant foreign state
that is not just consistently showcasing their arrogance and entitlement
but also their sense of superiority.
And actually having American politicians capitulate to that entitlement
on a regular basis. You think
the dumbest, most racist Republicans
don't see that shit? You're wrong.
Okay? The only
people at the end of that equation that will
still be unironic dick riders
will be the ultra-Zionist, like, ultra-Orthodox
and more importantly than
that a much larger constituency of
ultra-Zionist Christian evangelicals
that have this biblical reason for
why they're fighting for Israel.
Beyond that, you will not see a single fucking
person go, no, that's a great idea.
We should give them unlimited funds. We should continue to give them
unlimited funds
as they fucking dog walk our presidents,
as they dog walk our politics,
as they get to do
whatever the fuck they want.
I'm already seeing that shit with the Mike Johnson,
like Michael penis came out and was like,
if anybody dares speak out against Benjamin Nanyo,
we have additional sergeants of arms in Congress.
Okay? We have additional sergeants of arms in Congress Okay. Even if he wasn't doing genocide,
which he is the fact that like we are giving additional assurances,
aren't the ultra Orthodox usually very anti-Zionist?
No.
Some ultra Orthodox are Nitori Karda and some of the others are anti-Zionist.
Some ultra-Orthodox
are ultra-Zionist, okay?
It depends.
But like, the notions but like the notion that we got fucking a foreign
leader okay
doesn't matter what country's foreign
leader, but the notion that we have a foreign leader
coming into the United States of America and being like hey guess what dude like
I'm gonna fucking talk my shit
there's nothing you can do about it. You have to give me unlimited
funds, fuck your roads, fuck your healthcare, fuck your education. You're going to give
me the money so I can keep blowing up children.
I think,
I think most Americans see that and go,
I don't want to think about this anymore.
Please.
Can we wrap this shit up?
Like that's what the normal American position is.
The normal American position is literally the normal American position is just like, I don't want to think about this man. This is fucking weird. Like it's weird. It's weird. What the fuck's going on? Why are we why are we disinvested? That's why I also say
that's why
I also fucking say
this kind of attitude is also causing
anti-Semitism to rise up
in the country.
It is crazy.
Most Americans are not
thinking critically, they're not like
well this is an important asset for American imperialism
like Israel is an
unsinkable military aircraft carrier. Like, they're not thinking
about it like that. They're going
It's the Jewish nation. They say
they're the Jewish nation and they literally
have everyone
not dare defy the Jewish nation's wishes wishes so they become anti-semitic
from that perspective anyway let's listen to what mamala has to say we're tuning in
i said she has no riz yesterday and many people yelled at me.
Hopefully this is her first campaign appearance, there's more people here than before.
I think we've seen a lot of momentum for Kamala from young people, new people just like specifically
people that are excited that there's a new person on the ticket. That's
Young so we're going to be looking at that right now and we're gonna see if she can actually deliver I
don't have a lot of confidence considering I don't know how to
confidence considering you know I remember her 2019 campaign but we'll see
you were being a little too hypercritical yesterday?
No, I wasn't.
Thank you.
Thank you everyone.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Good afternoon Wisconsin!
Good afternoon, everyone. Thank you. It is good to be back. Thank you all very much. Can we please hear it for Leah and her extraordinary story
and leadership.
I saw the 1834 poll. And it is so good to be here and be back with so many extraordinary leaders, including my friend the great governor of Wisconsin Tony Evers.
He's here somewhere.
My dear friend Senator Tammy Baldwin
And you know I had the privilege of serving with Tammy when I was in the United States. There's no captions chat.
She is always fighting for the people of this state and I know that the folks that are here
are going to make sure...
Do we have a live link with captions chat? and I know that the folks that are here are going to make sure-
Do we have a live link with captions, Chad?
Maybe there's a live link
that has autocaptions on.
Yes, we are gonna elect her back to Washington DC.
It is so good to be here also with Lieutenant Governor Sarah Rodriguez, Attorney General Josh Cole.
Wisconsin Secretary of State Sarah Godluck, Governor
Sara Rodriguez
Attorney General Josh Cole.
Good, this one has captions.
Wisconsin Secretary of State Sarah Godlewski.
County Executive David Crowley.
Mayor Cavalier Johnson.
And the great state party chair Ben Whitler. Kelly, Mayor Cavalier Johnson. She's just flexing she's like look at all the names I can remember this is a
Flex on both Donald Trump and Joe Biden by the way
Like no memes. She's basically flexing on both Joe Biden, by the way. Like no memes she's basically flexing on both
Joe Biden and Donald Trump right now
by demonstrating that she is capable of reading
and remembering people and reading names.
As many of you know our state campaign headquarters are in this city. Yes, and there's a reason for that the path to the white house goes through wisconsin
yes it does
and to win in wisconsin we are counting on you right here in Milwaukee.
And you all helped us win in 2020.
And in 2024, we will win again!
Yes, we will.
So Milwaukee I want to start by saying a few words and I could really speak at length but a few words about our incredible President Joe Biden.
It has truly been one of the greatest honors of my life to serve as Vice President to our President Joe Biden.
Joe's legacy of accomplishment over his entire career
and over the past three and a half years.
Alright, you're done glazing Joe. No, wrap it up.
Wrap this part up. We don't want to hear it.
In one term, think about it.
We don't want to hear about Joe, Kamala. We don't want to hear about joe kamala we don't want to hear
about joe the legacy of most presidents i can't be alone in this wrap that up wrap that up never
do it again don't ever do it again you're done
you're done with that you're so done with that
and i know we are all deeply deeply grateful
for his continuing service to our nation.
And it is my great honor
to have Joe Biden's endorsement in this race.
It's so dumb, and she basically
runs with like, I'm continuing
Joe's legacy over and over again?
So
Wisconsin, I am told as of
this morning that we have earned the support
of enough delegates to secure the Democratic nomination. And I am so very honored and I pledge to you, I will spend the coming weeks continuing to unite our party so that we are 105 days until election day.
And in that time, we've got some work to do.
But we're not afraid of hard work. We like hard work, don't we?
And we will win this election!
Yes, we will.
So as Leah told you before I was elected vice president
Before I was elected United States senator I was elected Vice President, before I was elected United States Senator,
I was elected Attorney General of the State of California and I was a courtroom prosecutor
before them. And in those roles
I took on perpetrators of all kinds.
Predators who abused women.
She's gonna talk about like this is a solid way to be like, listen, as a prosecutor I was not locking up black moms for truancy.
And I wasn't actually fucking doing all the cop shit that you hate.
I was doing cop shit that's good, okay?
I'm telling you right now
if she fucking angled that for Netanyahu
which would never in a million years happen
but in a world where like she goes,
listen,
when I was the fucking,
when I was the cop,
when I was the,
you know,
when I was a cop,
I was actually a good cop and not a bad cop.
And Missing claims says Harris jailed.
I'm not even talking about the marijuana thing.
I think it was like 49 people total that was actually
jailed for
marijuana possession possession and regardless
it still doesn't matter. It's still fucking
dog shit, and we don't
even know if they were actually all
black or not, but it doesn't matter.
That's not my point.
She sang the same shit as yesterday, I know.
She's angling...
As Attorney General of California
I took on one of our country's...
She needs to be
angling
the top cop shit
in a very tricky
this is a very tricky narrative
okay because
of her you know obvious demographic background she has a
significant advantage for black and brown voters especially going up against
the Republican Party in the primaries is different but when
you're going up against the Republican Party
then all of a sudden you have this opportunity
to galvanize the base of support
from black and brown communities. Beyond that
the cop shit actually probably plays well
to the white voters who would be afraid of her as a black woman.
The plus nine educated
white men demographic that went back
to Trump immediately after the Kamala announcement
in the suburbs, that's an important
fucking constituency okay, that
she is going to be able to win over
by being like I was a cop
I prosecuted fucking offenders, sex offenders
shit like that
so basically that does a decent way to deflect the many different avenues of attack
that are going to come against Kamala Harris specifically as a top cop.
Okay?
Because that's going to happen.
Republicans are going to cynically talk about how
she was a horrible prosecutor,
she was a bad cop,
all this shit. Okay he is trading access in
exchange for campaign contributions
months ago y'all saw that a couple couple months ago at mar-a-lago
he literally promised big oil companies big oil lobbyists he would do their
bidding for one billion billion in campaign donations.
On the other hand, we are running a people-powered campaign. And we just had some breaking news. We just had the best 24 hours of grassroot of grassroots fundraising in presidential campaign history.
All right? And because we are a people-powered campaign.
That is how...
No, you're saying grassroots and air quotes?
60% of the new donations that came through...
60% of the donations that came through ActBlue
were first-time donors.
And yes, the Actlu donations are actually individual campaign contributions
so those are rich people poor people doesn't matter
those are actual individual donors we're not talking about the PAC money with the PAC money that she gets,
it goes up to like 250 million or something with like the people that said
that they're going to actually pay into the campaign.
But the 80 million, the almost 80 million in donations come from individual donors
there's a there is a max cap of two thousand seven hundred dollars on that front
so no matter how wealthy you are
when you're doing it
through the ActBlue portal
those numbers are maxing out
at two seven.
That's it.
Do you understand?
So like even the wealthiest American, when they're donating as an individual donor can only donate $2,700.
That's like the maximum
a lot of people don't know this though
and paid family leave i love this okay good this good. This is good.
We believe in a future where every senior can retire with dignity.
So all of this is to say, building up the middle class will be a defining goal of my
presidency. Because here's the thing we all hear.
Do you think Kamala will actually get the minority vote?
Yes.
America is strong. Yes, dude, of course.
Like what do you mean?
Joe Biden was getting it.
Why wouldn't Kamala Harris get it?
Democrats will always win these communities like this.
It'll weaken the middle class.
Like, we know we've got to take this serious thing can you believe they put that
thing in writing well let me allow you mean put a great video about watching these comments dead
on arrival worth worth a watch.
We'll see.
I'll watch it.
When you read it,
you will see Donald Trump
intends to cut Social Security
and Medicare.
He intends
to give tax breaks to billionaires and big corporations
And make working families foot the bill
They intend to end the affordable care
Have you said all that you want to say about Sonia?
No, I haven't said anything about
that yet. I just started and calmly went live
We'll talk about that later
Remember what that was like?
Children with asthma,
women who survived breast cancer,
grandparents with diabetes. America has tried these failed economic policies before
but we are not going back.
We are not going back. I will say, remember what I told you?
I like Biden's message but i hate the messenger
because he was dead so like it's still the same message
and the messenger is not dead so it's objectively better having said that
still not there yet but it's getting butter is a fight for freedom.
Generations of America's...
generations, and we have to remember this,
the shoulders on which we stand generations, and we have to remember this.
The shoulders on which we stand
generations of Americans before us
led the fight for freedom
And now Wisconsin, the baton is in our hands.
We who believe in the sacred freedom to vote
will make sure every american has the ability to cast their ballot and have it counted.
We, who believe that every person in our nation should
have the freedom to live safe
from the terror of gun violence.
We'll finally pass red flag laws, universal background checks and an
assault weapons ban.
Kamala doesn't read as a boomer, Chaps. She's 59.
And we believe in reproductive freedom...
But she doesn't read as a boomer at all,
she is very youthful.
...will stop Donald Trump's extreme abortion bans
because we trust women
to make decisions about their own body
and not let the government tell them what to do.
Kamala Harris is 59 years old
and she literally doesn't look a day
older than 40, which
is wild.
And when Congress passes a law to restore reproductive freedoms as President of the United States, I will sign it into law. So, Wisconsin, ultimately in this election we each face a question.
What kind of country do we want to live in a country of freedom?
Compassion and rule of law or a country of chaos, fear and hate.
And here's the beauty of this moment. We each have the power to answer that question.
The power is with the people!
We each have the power to answer that question.
And in the next 105 days, then we have work to do.
We have doors to knock on.
We have phone calls to make. We have voters to knock on, we have phone calls to make,
we have voters to register and we have an election
to win! So, Wisconsin, today I ask you are you ready to get to work?
Do we believe in freedom?
Do we believe in opportunity?
Do we believe in the promise of America?
And are we ready to fight for it? I believe in the promise of America.
And are we ready to fight for it?
And when we fight,
We win!
God bless you. God bless you, Thomas Jenkins.
Definitely a lot better than yesterday's
speech. Definitely a lot better than
yesterday's speech. You can see the energy
reflected back in the crowd. Obviously it's
a little bit different than fucking a Wilmington office full of
sobbing campaign staffers
that just found out that they
most likely won't be able to
secure their cushy position in the
upcoming White House versus
a crowd of people who are very excited
to not have a corpse running.
I will never,
I will never forgive and I
will never forget how much the
fucking media
tried to act
like damn near
every Democrat, almost
every Democrat that's under the age of 78 was not begging to
replace the fucking ticket with anybody.
Okay?
Kamala Harris is far from the most charismatic, telegenic and uniquely revolutionary Democratic Party candidate.
And yet...
The fact that Kamala Harris has brought out this much momentum for the Democratic Party is proof enough that like virtually
everyone wanted this.
Virtually everyone wanted this.
And of course,
and of course it happened in an undemocratic
fashion. Ironically enough
it was the Democratic Party
for the first time in my lifetime,
actually operating like a party.
Actually operating like a party
and I fucking told you this.
I told you that the Democrats were going to respond positively
to any change whatsoever, okay?
Any change whatsoever.
People were begging for it.
And it only happened— and I can't believe
I'm saying this
because of fucking
big dog Pelosi.
She fucking busted
that shit out, dude.
Big dog Pelosi
and the actual
establishment Democrats
were like,
we can't do this.
They saw the polls. They were like, we can't do this. They saw the polls.
They were like, no, this is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
What the fuck are we doing?
And they actually did something very surprising.
Okay.
They actually acted like a party
Not to rat fuck Bernie
As chatters are pointing to
Which is you know correct
That is when they acted like a fucking party
Like labor in the UK kind of, but this time they acted
like a party to actually abide by the wishes.
Like the stars aligned in a very unique way where
the voters' wishes and the donors' wishes
and the Democratic establishment's wishes aligned.
It was a very weird moment.
I've never, in my lifetime at at least ever had this much agreement with fucking Nancy Pelosi.
And like the democratic party is like big ticket donors.
Think about that.
Okay?
And of course, the momentum
from this change completely
eviscerated
the Republican RNC message like I told you it would
happen. It is
oh my god,
it was like, it literally just
all the fucking cards fell in
the exact same way that I told you it would happen.
Okay? Nancy Pelosi
this week, oh, it's the LeBron tweet, right?
100%.
No, she is. She hundred percent
no she is she's the dope
nancy pelosi came in and and just basically said
that okay we're not doing that and i told came in and just basically said, fuck that shit. Okay?
We're not doing that. And I told you it would be
perfect to do it right after the fucking
RNC deflate
every fucking call for unity
that was already fake to begin with because Republicans cannot hold themselves
back from being unimaginable monsters. Okay? They love being monsters, they love
being pieces of shit and they immediately went back to bully ball that's the only
road they know they went back to
bully ball like that they were like unity
fuck unity Joe Biden
is dead Kamala Harris' pussy
we have to investigate it. How much
damage has her pussy taken from
taking abortions?
Mountain Dew
makes you racist! I drink Mountain Dew, guys!
Diet Mountain Dew! It's making me racist
Democrats calling me racist because
I drink Diet Mountain Dew, it's like dude what are you guys doing?
They're fucking crying to the referee
they're crying to the referee every goddamn day
they're like oh you can't do this to us you can't actually play ball
that's not allowed you're supposed to be pathetic losers destined for l after
l after l what are we doing here? That was the reaction from
the Republican Party. And it is
wild to me! It is wild to me!
Because, what did
you expect? You wanted
this to happen! You didn't have a fucking contingency plan?
That's what I say to the Republicans.
You don't have a contingency plan?
You demanded Joe Biden was demented.
You demanded he drop out for literally four years fox news was the only news broadcast
out there that said joe biden is demented joe biden must drop out now obviously they were
saying it for political reasons but they were not wrong. They wanted
it and now that they got it
it turns out they got caught with their
fucking pants down. They're pissing against the wind
They're like oh my god we got everything
we fucking wanted and it turns out we didn't want this shit at all.
Turns out we were not ready for it at all.
Like Joe Biden had a likelihood of dying
like a higher likelihood statistically than any other president of dying while he was in office.
Okay?
And you did not have a contingency plan?
You did not have a contingency plan? The Democrats themselves did not have a contingency plan. You did not have a contingency plan? The Democrats themselves
did not have a contingency plan, that's why
they went with Joe Biden and an uncharismatic
person like Kamala Harris
as the VP because they wanted to
make sure that Joe Biden while saying he was going to be a bridge candidate
was never actually going to be
a fucking bridge candidate.
Right?
We obviously saw that when Brandon
was like holding on for dear life
with an old man strength,
gripping the fucking candidacy
for weeks on end after everyone realized
that he was dying.
But it is shocking to me
that the Republicans who in my lifetime are
actually like, who used
to be the winners. Okay?
Ruthless killers and
winners across the board
in spite of their horrifying,
unpopular, cruel policies.
They used
to love winning. They used to do everything they can
to win and now
all of this Trump populism has completely broken the brains and rewired
the entire Republican Party. Now they're just fucking losers who whine all the time.
Constantly whining about Donald Trump losing. Constantly whining about Donald Trump losing, constantly
whining about how he actually didn't fucking
lose, constantly leaning
into conspiratorial thinking
and it is crazy to me
It is crazy crazy to me.
It is crazy, it is shocking to see this shit.
I really think it's that
they gave it a name that sounds like a bomb
building scheme. It's just called
the new mandate
for leadership.
No way it breaks
through the same way
if it was just called
a new mandate
for leadership,
no way it breaks
through the same way.
Huge spike in awareness
and rejection
of Project 2025.
Okay?
I'm sorry, but the Bush era GOP coming up with shit like
Project for the New American Century
and saying things like we're an empire now
and when we act, we create our own reality
was absurdly supervillain coded
but it went hard as fuck.
These guys just lack aura.
No,
I think that the think tanks have always lacked aura.
The think tanks always lack aura.
The Republicans are having a hard time with their right-wing populism and
tick tock also plays a pretty significant role in beefing up certain narratives
so much so that like it has a capacity to change the actual discourse.
TikTok, YouTube and independent outlets constantly cover Project 2025.
We've been talking about Project 2025 for like the past six months
to a goddamn year, okay?
There's videos of me out there from seven months ago,
eight months ago talking about Project 2025.
Ironically enough, my own personal opinion
is that Project 2025 Is not indifferent to the
Regular Republican Party
But, the difference is
Everyone's talking about that shit
So of course people pay attention to it and go
Oh I don't want that
Okay? I don't want that okay? I don't want that at all
I don't like that at all
did you see Dark Hassan's political commentary?
okay
oh fuck
alright we'll do that in a second
Are you saying Trump ruined the Republican Party? No
I'm not saying that Trump ruin the Republican Party? No.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that. The
Republican Party, if anything
Newt Gingrich played a bigger role
in ruining the Republican Party than Donald Trump.
Because Newt
is one of the guys most responsible
for culture war issues,
okay? Like changing
the dynamic from like
trying to at least present your best foot forward and say we're the fucking cut taxes party
To being the party that personally was invested in just culture warship.
Trump simply accelerated that,
to its logical conclusion!
He took it to the next step.
He was like, Oh instead of talking about potential national security compromises that immigrants might face if they come into this nation let's just say their rapist.
Like there is you know why would I hide the real thing
that I'm trying to say?" Okay?
And basically, that's what happened! And that's what they've been going
off with. Now a lot of old heads will remember this
and some new heads might know this
if they're like at my level of political autism.
But Mitt Romney
when he was
the leader of the Republican Party running up
against Obama
wanted to be pro-immigration
The Republicans were like, maybe we should
restructure our narrative around immigration.
Donald Trump took that and
flipped it. He was like, what are you fucking stupid?
Absolutely not. They're rapists. They're drug dealers
and some are very fine people.
Famously said that and then everyone was like oh my god I love
this narrative. Oh my god
oh it's my favorite narrative
okay? He completely
flipped the script on immigrants.
Mitt Romney was trying to hit that, like,
immigrants are the backbone of this country.
We should...
Like he was trying to do, like,
potentially even Reagan-style amnesty.
You know what I mean?
They were angling,
they were seeing the demographic patterns change in places like California
and place like Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada,
and how important the youth Hispanic vote was
in capturing these states
and turning them potentially solidly blue,
which had already happened
in California obviously.
So he was like him
and the Republican party
was looking to change
the narrative around
overt white nationalist
sentiment especially when it comes to
immigrants. Okay?
Donald Trump turned around and was like,
Fuck that YOLO. We're doing the wall. Build a
Wall baby! And people loved that shit
Okay? People fucking
Loved that shit
They loved it.
Then they didn't love it when it actually turned into real policy,
When they started seeing crying children
when they started seeing crying Guatemalan
Children wrapped up in that aluminum foil
inside of these fucking facilities. They were like,
Okay never mind I hate it now.
I didn't know it was like that and then
It was very unpopular
Because people are stupid in general
American population is very stupid, I'm stupid
everyone else is very fucking stupid
and let me tell you something
Stupid people
often times wish
that their policies
that they're voting for
are actually going to lead
to a better future
than they are going to.
And it's the same principle
behind abortion.
You had a lot of people in
the Republican Party either overlook
the realities of restricting
abortion or
outright demand it, and
then when that fucking came down all of a sudden people were like okay
never mind I actually don't like the fact that you know blonde blue eyed girls in the
state of Texas are dying because they can get their fucking medical procedures done
when they have an ectopic pregnancy, right?
All of a sudden everyone was like,
whoa, I didn't realize it was like that.
I didn't know it was going to be like that.
And that's on the Republican Party
and that's why this race is
on top of the fact that Trump is polar is on top of the fact
that Trump is polarizing,
on top of the fact
that he's like genuinely a toxic person
for a lot of people,
a lot of demographics,
a lot of constituencies.
Abortion is a Republican project and everyone knows it
And everyone remembers it anytime they hear in the news about another person
having a hard time having medical complications
because they can't get this fucking medical
procedure that should be kept
between a doctor and the patient.
Right?
The reason why I'm explaining this is because and i repeat this all the time
republicans don't know the impact of their own policies republican voters i mean not
the politicians politicians are demons they don't give a fuck, right?
But the Republican voters
don't understand how violent and virulently racist
the policies that they're demanding are.
This is why Project 2025 normally would never be discussed in mainstream discourse.
Think tanks come up with idiotic shit like this on a daily basis.
Why are people talking about it?
Because TikTok was talking about it, because
YouTube was talking about it, because independent
outlets were nonstop covering
it. The Democratic Party dropped
the ball. Independent media actually picked it up for them
and delivered them a gift they were like listen they suck but we are seeing this
this is a pretty good thing to maybe focus on okay now that's why donald trump is currently saying
oh dude,
I don't know what this project 2025 shit is.
Yo,
yo believe me.
I don't fucking know.
I don't fucking know.
I don't know what's going on here.
You know,
chill everybody.
Chill. I don't know what's going on here. Yo, chill. Everybody chill.
Argued that life at Conception meant
going after IVF back in 2013
due for my hometown
said they were two completely different things? No, they're not.
And those people are fucking stupid.
And half of the Republican Party is going
after IVF so that's the other thing.
Right?
So
why did I explain all this?
The reason the Republican Party is in a state of panic
actually is worse than simply Donald Trump. Their problems don't start
and end at Donald Trump. Donald Trump is an objectively
weak candidate,
possibly one of the best to run against,
right?
Especially because it's not 2016 anymore.
Everybody knows what it looks like when he's president.
Everybody knows what he did when he was president.
Everybody is aware of all of his controversies, and they don't like him or they love him.
But people have made their minds up
and he no longer has that outsider,
I'm anti-establishment,
take a shot in the dark for me
if you hate all the fucking liberal bi-coastal elites.
He doesn't have that massive
advantage,
right? He doesn't have that
no more.
So now it's just a cult So...
Now it's just a cult.
And the cult could grow,
but it doesn't seem likely
because, like I said,
people have made their fucking minds up already.
Like he's already been president.
People know what it felt like.
Right?
So beyond that though, the Republican Party still
has the very same issues with populism
and right wing reactionary attitudes
because
there is a base of voters
evangelicals and the fucking MAGA cult in general
which is reductive to say in this circumstance
but like post-Trump
there will still be
almost a Shavista style
momentum in the Republican
Party of people who
are
following in the spirit
of Trumpian politics
post-MAGA,
post-Trump. The Republican Party is still going to have these issues
where there are going to be people who are like no we got to be right populist
and then they're going to be people who are going to say no we got to be right populist. And then they're going to be people who are going to say,
no,
we have to...
We have to fucking...
Twitter is cooking
your ass right now?
What is this?
If Jadie Vance
simply said Mountain Dew it would would have been fine. Relatively
even. That's regular Joe Blue Collar Soda.
What kind of sick freaks drink Diet Mountain
Dew? Alienated everyday voter
base with one line?
Okay, fucking chill.
I know Trump is claiming not to know about Project 2025,
but is it still a concern?
Fuck yes,
it is.
Fuck yes,
it is.
Are you crazy?
Of course it is.
Bro, Project 2025 is just the Republican Party.
People think you have ties with Kamala?
That's crazy.
The only ties I have with Kamala
is that I am just as policing at the top of the hour.
At the top of the hour, I'm basically a Top Cop
myself when I serve a three-minute ad break
to people who
don't have a subscription. If you don't have
a $6 subscription, if you don't have a $6 subscription,
if you don't have a free one in the form
of a Twitch Prime,
basically you're like
a black mother
whose daughter or son
is being truant
that you're going
to go to at jail.
Okay?
Yeah. to add jail. Okay? Yeah, you are going to be locked away in a marketing hell
where you are forced to watch three
minutes of ads. Now, you
can avoid that destiny. You can avoid
that fate by subscribing or by getting
gifted a sub if you're lucky.
If you're lucky, you can avoid that maybe someone will give
to us up here's a three minute break now though it's coming for you I still think making this an Israel election would be beneficial for the Democrats if they turn around,
if Kamala is able to turn around and at least on the messaging front spell out an entirely new direction.
Okay? I will stand
on that. If you want to win Michigan,
I don't think
that the Democrats have any
singular shot of winning Michigan
without changing course,
even on the messaging front
without any
fucking indication
that they're going to change course on Israel, they will
never win Michigan. They will never
ever win Michigan.
Maybe after four years of the Muslim
ban and Trump being genocidal
or whatever, Michigan might turn blue again.
But this election cycle
they will abso-fucking-lutely
lose Michigan
if the Democratic Party
does not change its attitude on israel they don't care
about israel man michigan does you're wrong there is a
ton of voters in the state of michigan
especially in Dearborn.
A lot of young voters, a lot of friends and family members
of Arab constituents, Muslim constituents,
Arab Christians, Arab Muslims. But in
general there is a
shit ton of people in Dearborn that will not vote.
Minnesota is another one that's actually very
scary. Michigan is the
one that cares the most. Minnesota is the one that cares the most Minnesota's the one that cares
The second most
I don't know why people
don't understand it, okay?
Anyway,
I've seen Republicans on TikTok playing the moment
for the debates where Tulsi Gabbard gets her on a policing record. It's so weird that they're
suddenly acting like they care about over-policing
and putting black people in prison. Yeah,
I saw Republicans post my older
Kamala Harris video when she was running
in the fucking primaries against Bernie Sanders and they're
like wow Hasan is so based on Kamala
and it's like dude
I'm literally calling her a cop
like I'm shitting on her because she was like
kind of draconian as cops are,
even if they are reformist technically.
Right.
And I don't think Kamala was so like,
I'm literally there.
They're all of a sudden anti-cop. Like what happened?
But you have to remember
especially online
most fucking Republicans don't give a shit
like they don't care. They just like want to
shitsling.
What matters is
is it going to work
or not?
Okay?
That shitslinging that is. leftists are so brain dead
and this is why we struggle to get things done
wait what do you mean
right And this is why we struggle to get things done? Wait, what do you mean?
All I want to say is that the very MAGA office in Florida
I work in is suddenly tongue-tied
and sheepish now that Biden is out. Yeah.
They got too geared up.
They got too fucking geared
up for
a Biden matchup.
They were so excited about the prospect
Because they were like oh he's so fucking old
These guys are such dumbasses
Oh there it goes again
The Democrats being absolute idiots
The Democrats doing it again,
doing the dang thing again.
They're just being dummies.
They're going to have this carcass.
Everyone's going to know he's a carcass by
the end of this. He might even fucking die before the
election okay and that's awesome they got They got nothing.
They have
nothing, dude.
They have
plastic straws.
Supports massive corporate tax
light?
Is awesome.
Wanted the cap rent and utility
payments?
Awesome.
Backed tax funded Medicare for
all?
Awesome.
Investigated fossil fuel
companies?
Awesome.
Go ahead, bro. Are you campaigning
for her?
The funniest part about it is that
even fossil fuel companies being
investigated, you can angle as like, yeah, of course
I'm going to investigate scary big corporations.
Like obviously
for this audience, this shit's a banger
right? 10-10 would recommend
would do it again. However,
even for a
Republican audience when you say
wanted to cap rent and utility payments
like the only people who hate that are landlords
A much larger percentage of Americans than who hate that are landlords.
A much larger percentage of Americans than ever before
are renters.
They hear that and they go,
oh,
that's awesome. Anyway, Elon rate limited Kamala's Twitter account.
Trump lover Elon Musk is already causing Kamala Harris problems people People are having trouble following Kamala Harris'
campaign. Yeah, this actually
is kind of...
This actually is kind of scary.
I will say this much. All
of the fucking tech CEOs are dick riding Donald Trump
and with the exception
of TikTok, because that's
Chinese warriors,
their strongest warriors out there,
the CCP baby.
With the exception of TikTok
all of these guys
and I guess maybe not like Twitch either
I don't think Amazon
is invested
in Donald Trump as much. They're more
of a 50-50 split
as they usually are.
But yeah,
you're seeing a lot of these social media platforms
openly ride for Trump.
Amazon did unban his account a couple weeks ago?
No, that's fine. That's different.
Amazon unbanning
Donald Trump... Twitch unbanning Donald Trump's account is
it was ridiculous that they banned him to begin
with. It was like a silly PR
move to do so when he was literally
the president and they never even punished
me for watching Trump. I've been watching Trump when he was banned nonstop.
That would have been ridiculous.
That was just a PR move by Twitch. But yeah, I am a little worried about the tech shit.
Dude, the amount of right wing ads I get on Twitter are fucking insane. Yeah No, I mean twitter is like definitely does the average person even use twitter though seems like if you're on twitter already decided
Uh 20% and I think of the
American public used to use Twitter
back when it was actually a usable platform
It's no longer a usable platform
and it's mostly right wing now
So I don't really know what...
It wasn't real life even back
then. It did have the capacity to
impact real life because a lot of journalists used
to be on it, and they would get their discourse
off of Twitter. So in that that regard twitter used to have the capacity
to like at least motivate journalists and mainstream media outlets to cover certain things
in a certain way like the bernie bros narrative was entirely built on Twitter
Entirely. It was because
journalists and politicians were upset that
like Bernie supporters were very
active on Twitter, and they were like annoying
them right? So they would just constantly chirp about that shit.
But ultimately
it obviously was not reflective of real life
because if that was the case Bernie would be fucking
Bernie would have destroyed the primaries
Right? Like it didn't work that way fucking Bernie would have destroyed the primaries, right?
Like it didn't work that way.
Yeah.
Also red alert
Donald Trump has seen the polls
And is now telling reporters he will debate Harris
I think it's going to be awesome
I think Donald Trump
Is going to try to pull some fucking
Hillary Clinton ass bullshit
on Kamala Harris
and I think he's
going to look like
a fucking asshole.
Two reasons why
the Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump
matchup does not align in the same
fashion with Donald Trump versus
Kamala Harris. One,
Hillary Clinton
had 30 years of conspiracies, some warranted, some unwarranted.
But conspiracy theories built around her name.
Okay?
Everybody hated her,
and the 2016 dynamic was
establishment candidate versus anti-establishment.
Donald Trump was able to
present himself as an anti-establishment candidate
and Hillary Clinton
was uncharismatic
and very much an establishment candidate at a time
when people were just tired of that
and wanted something different, wanted something new.
Donald Trump no longer has that anti-establishment
bona fide
because
he was the establishment. He was the president
and he's the leader of the fucking Republican Party
for eight years now.
People know what it's like when
Donald Trump is president so he doesn't have that
outsider aura
any longer.
But like I said,
Kamala Harris doesn't have the same weaknesses
that Hillary Clinton has.
Kamala Harris
does not have the same weaknesses that Hillary
Clinton has because Kamala Harris is not married to Bill Clinton.
Kamala Harris did not have 30 fucking years of conspiracies
some warranted someone warranted about maybe even an epstein connection like that
like kamala hairs didn't have any of that baggage
in many respects her lack of name recognition and her being like a lesser known entity kind
of creates a blank slate for Americans to point to.
That's the reason why Republicans are having a hard time grabbing onto what
they can hit,
And the only thing they can hit is
what they can see, which is that Kamala
is a woman, she's black and
she's Indian. Okay?
She's a black Indian woman
that in and of itself, is the only avenue
of attack they have.
And that's precisely why they're going to keep
being like she's a D-I candidate.
Okay? dei candidate okay she is a dei candidate she doesn't have children why isn't she having babies right now
like that in and of
itself, like constantly
fucking chirping about how she doesn't have
children and how you're
fake if you have foster kids
or you're fake if you have step children or your fake. If you have stepchildren
in a country where the divorce rate
is like what 55% or
some shit, you are the most delusional
person on the planet when you're
looking at half the country and going, you're fake, you're phony,
you don't have real kids, you have no
investment in the future of this country.
And if you're a woman that hasn't given birth already
you also have no future in this country.
Great idea, man!
Great fucking idea
like looking at what's next?
Are you going to start fucking talking about how
people are fat and
they deserve to die because they're fat alienate like the,
the most American thing.
Americans are divorced.
They have stepchildren and they're fucking fat.
What else?
What did you see?
That's the one thing that they haven't addressed yet.
Like, they're hitting the Monty.
They're hitting every high note on what Americans are like
and just being objectively ghoulish towards
you know largest percentages of the american voter base So that's actually a massive problem for the Republican Party.
Anyway, I have the VP part two today.
We're going to do that later.
Okay?
I have that lined up and ready to go.
I do want to address that Republicans are personally talking about Joe Biden being dead,
which is like a fairly quick turnaround on that conspiracy
unless they get real active with it and have some fun with it.
Okay? active with it and have some fun with it okay if they have some fun with it i'm invested you know what i mean i'm on board i think drill biden is dead How are you feeling?
Mr. President, how are you feeling?
How are you feeling?
What?
You can't talk to us! How you feeling?
It's a body double. It's a clone, they cloned him.
They cloned him!
You're not beating the misinfo allegations with that line?
Yeah I know.
We talked about it on Chapo as well
or...I think maybe we might have talked about it after Chapo
A lot of stuff I'm talking about
we talked about on Chapo
How are you feeling since you dropped out of the ring we talked about on job oh can Harris beat Trump, Mr. Brodwick?
Yeah, can Harris beat Trump was the question at the end. The question's much more audible than what he had to say
but I think
you were saying feeling well. To that effect
nothing substantial. Also Biden will of course address the nation
tomorrow at 8pm.m. Eastern time
thank you to my goat
for giving me content I'm very excited
about that
but you know as
firm believers that Biden is dead,
this community obviously will be watching
to recognize the reality that Biden is AI.
I've been in a position of those reporters where you're desperately trying
to lure him over to speak at greater length but it didn't work for them on that occasion
well yeah Well, yeah. Obviously the excitement surrounding the Democratic Party actually replacing the carcass is going to lead to benefits in the polls
immediately.
Okay?
Immediately, and it's happening already, I told you.
Watch this space.
Just wait.
Just fucking wait.
I told you
a bunch of different things.
One, that a bunch of different things. One, that
a lot of Americans were excited
at anybody else, anybody but Biden.
That's number one.
Number two, I told you that post-RNC
if Joe Biden dropped out post-RNC, if Joe Biden dropped out
post-RNC, the Republicans would be in
a fucking state of panic because
they have been
too geared towards the old man
and it would completely rip apart
the RNC momentum that they were looking to gain.
Okay?
I say is a pretty solid pickup so far.
Is a pretty solid pickup so far. It's a
pretty solid pickup so far,
and it's going to most
likely
get better too.
It's just Kamala can't fuck this up,
especially when it comes to Israel-Palestine.
She has to change course on two things, okay?
Immigration and Israel-Palestine
because all of the other stuff that Biden has done immigration and Israel-Palestine.
Because all of the other stuff that Biden has done,
and Biden said he would do
That's solid messaging
As long as she can beef up her charisma,
as long as she can like maybe dial in a little bit lock in
and be more charismatic, the messaging on the messaging front there are a lot of good policies
in there okay there are a lot of good policies in there.
But there are
two major things here
for Minnesota
and Michigan
the Gaza situation has to change course.
Change trajectory in a dramatic way.
That's going to be doubly difficult because it requires political bravery
which Kamala Harris I don't think has but we'll see. And it also requires
Joe Biden to follow through because Joe Biden is still the president. Kamala Harris can say
I'm gonna change course on Israel. Joe Biden still keeps doing
genocide Joe shit. That's not
going to work.
So that's a doubly difficult thing to do.
Alright?
Every state
that the Democrats have to win
have had very
significant
uncommitted voting campaigns
that were launched in a matter of weeks.
If the Democrats are not paying
attention to that, they are
fucking dumb
and Democrats are dumb
and they're not exactly brave.
But this brief glimmer of hope that I have seen from the Democratic Party actually behaving
like a real party with an instinct for survival in this replacement of Joe Biden has caused me to maybe have a little bit of hope that they will actually follow through and maybe notice their weaknesses.
On the immigration front, I am terrified.
I don't think that they will change their narrative on that front
and I think that that is going to be a losing message for them.
But on everything else, they're solid.
This is why I kept repeating...
this is why I kept repeating to you over and over again
the Democratic Party is not unpopular.
They usually are, but this time it's different
the Democratic party is not as
unpopular as the Republican Party is directly
as a consequence of Roe v. Wade, okay?
Directly and yet Joe Biden is or rather Joe Biden is.
Or rather, Joe Biden was.
That's why down-ballot races were outperforming Joe Biden.
But Joe Biden's stink was starting to hurt the down-ballot races as well.
That's when the Democrats came
to their senses
and there was a legitimate panic, okay?
That's why they had to move.
I hope they recognize
that this slight popularity shift
and the momentum behind a newer,
more vibrant, more dynamic candidate
is going to go
away if they don't continue hitting hard.
Okay?
America seems to want
to be strong on border slash immigration.
I've had this conversation a million times America seems to want to be strong on border slash immigration. Um,
I've had this conversation a million times and you can watch some of my
other,
uh,
some of my other videos on this,
on my YouTube page,
I think because
uh
this is like
it's
too long
of a conversation
to have right now.
I wonder if you believe what you're saying?
Dude, she said America isn't a racist country.
I wonder if you believe what you're saying?
I mean,
considering that
I am,
I think
at least a little bit
talented enough
to be able to do like
political commentary
on something that most Americans find to be able to do like political commentary on something
that most Americans find to be fucking abhorrent
which is like leftist politics
I could just as easily
if not infinitely easier
do political commentary on the Republican side
better than any Republican you've ever
fucking met in your entire life.
Okay?
They got no risk.
It's super easy to be a fucking right-wing commentator
The reason why I'm explaining this is because...
You know, if I didn't believe what I was saying
I wouldn't be saying it Or rather, if I didn't believe what I was saying, I wouldn't be saying it.
Or rather, if I didn't believe
what I was saying and if I was grifting
as you said,
why wouldn't I grift in a much easier
avenue where I would make a shit ton more
money too.
You think I don't have?
You, you think I don't have Stephen
Crowder's fucking level of talent.
Steven Crowder was like looking at a $50 million contract and going,
I don't like this.
This is a slave labor contract.
When you're a fucking leftist, they don't let you
smell money like that, okay?
They don't show you
any bands like that. There's no
world.
Come on now why is everybody dick riding Democrats now?
Because they,
because people want to win dude.
People want to win.
It's just like there's a lot of,
there's a lot of loss that they've withstood under the carcass regime.
Beyond Trump, that obviously Nobody wants
Except for freaks
And the rabid
Maga cult
People just like,
people are excited for the first time in a long time that this is
like now a dynamic race.
Once again,
this is an interesting race.
Once again, this is a interesting race, once again.
This is a race where like... this is a race
where the outcome is not completely determined now.
That's a stupid reason.
Americans are...
I mean, most Americans don't vote on
ideological boundaries
anyway. 20% of Americans
vote on ideological boundaries. 80% vote for the party that they always historically voted for.
And even those who are voting on ideological boundaries are still oftentimes in the wrong.
So it's not all that stupid.
I agree you have talent, but if anyone else was
saying this, I would argue to the right whenwing grifter scene is too inundated.
Left-wing grifter is free real estate? You're the only
one? Brother, I don't think you
understand.
I'm not the only left-wing streamer.
I'm not the only left-wing grifter in general
there are a shit ton of leftist content
creators, the reason why I'm one of the
largest content creators in this fucking country
is not because I'm a leftist
it's because I'm a leftist. It's because
I do something
a little bit more unique.
I'm not like a fucking
rabid freak
in the same way
that right-wing content creators are.
I'm not like a gross,
sweaty fucking loser
who's on his grifting I'm not like a gross sweaty fucking loser
I saw that music drifting live yeah
um speak on Chris Tyson or get stage four pancreatic cancer? You? What?
Why so specific?
Get stage four pancreatic cancer.
That's like the wildest,
that is the wildest way to wish death upon someone.
Like you didn't have to take the long way home. You could've just been like
kill yourself. You know what I mean? Like that's so
easy. Like he googled
Deadliest cancer
He literally had to google
Deadliest cancer
Go to fucking WebMD and then
find like...
That's some nerdy
shit, man.
All the Twitter accounts pay by kick
are calling me out so you're going to get a lot of that today.
Calling me out for what?
Oh, I'm sorry guys.
I'm not covering
right wing slanted fucking YouTube drama
about a trans content creator on the MrBeast lineup
because I'm a political commentator.
This is the same shit that they did. This is the same shit that they did
when
Cody Ko, a leftist were yelling at me
and they were like man I can't
believe you're not covering Cody Ko
what are you hiding? And it's like, dog
Are you fucking stupid?
What do you mean what am I hiding?
I'm talking about the most
heated political race
of our fucking lifetime.
A president, a former president
running for president got shot seven days ago
we forgot about it. That's how insane
this cycle has been
eight days ago how convenient i know i set it up i gave biden coven i set it up I gave Biden COVID.
I set it up in this way.
I was like, you know,
it's going to happen.
I set all of my traps in motion. Why have you not disavowed Cody Coast Vegas DJ set
were you there possibly
yes
I was at Encore was that encore anyway I was licking all the doorknobs at the White House.
I was running around licking doorknobs
of the White House
with hopes that maybe
I have COVID
and then maybe
Biden will get it too.
All right, let's continue.
Majority of states
had pledged delegates
to Kamala Harris ahead of the DNC
she actually got
the number of
delegates she needed as of last night
to be the official nom
The Kamala Harris campaign kicking off uh and
a quick start in this presidential race at least 27 states
have now pledged their delegates cbs news estimates that the vice president
already now has the support that she needs
to officially become the democratic presidential
nominee next month and it happened on her first full day as a candidate which she spent visiting
campaign staff in wilmington delaware president b Biden also spoke to staffers over the phone, notably
not Zoom, the first time we've heard his voice even since he stepped aside. Ed O'Keefe is near
Biden's home in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. Ed, good morning to you.
Tony, good to see you.
We have finally heard from the president's doctor
that his condition
is significantly improved
and he is expected
to go back
to Washington later today.
As you said,
we've heard from the president finally. He talked to his former TO GO BACK TO WASHINGTON LATER TODAY, AS YOU SAID WE HEARD FROM THE PRESIDENT FINALLY.
HE TALKED TO HIS FORMER STAFF AND SAID STICK WITH THE VICE PRESIDENT
AND HELP HER WIN THE WHITE HOUSE.
WALKING INTO HER NEWLY MENTIONED CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS, I WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO
PROTECT THEM.
WALKING INTO
HER NEWLY MINTED CAMPAIGN
HEADQUARTERS, VICE PRESIDENT
HARRIS REASSURED STAFFERS AND RESHAPE THE WAY DEMOCRATS TRUMP, HIGHLIGHTING HER EXPERIENCE AS A PROSECUTOR.
I TOOK ON PERPETRATORS OF ALL KINDS.
CREDITORS WHO ABUSED WOMEN.
FRAUDSTARS WHO RIPPED OFF CONSUMERS.
CHEATERS WHO BROKE THE RULES FOR THEIR OWN GAME. ripped off consumers cheaters who broke the rules for their own gain so hear me
when I say I know Donald Trump's type and in his first remark since dropping out, President Biden called him to thank staff
pledging his continued support. I think we made the right decision.
I'm not going anywhere and I I want you to know, always,
you've always had my back
and I promise you
I will always have your
back."
And supporters now
have hers.
More than $100 million
raised since the
President's surprise
announcement Sunday
more than 58 thousand000 new volunteers.
And she is keeping the team together, asking top aides like campaign chair General MALLY DILLON TO STAY ON AND MICHIGAN
GOVERNOR GRETCHEN WHITMER
TO CO-CHAIR THE CAMPAIGN.
Vice President Harris has
my full support.
OTHER TOP DEMOCRATS ALSO
JUMPED ON. FORMER HOUSE
SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI SAYING
SHE HAS FULL CONFIDENCE
HARRIS WILL LEAD
DEMOCRATS TO VICTORY IN
NOVEMBER.
Everybody's going to
correlate less around the
vice president, and she'll be
fine.
BUT SOME, INCLUDING SENATE
MAJORITY LEADER CHUCK SCHUMER
AND HOUSE MINORITY LEADER
HAKEEM JANES, ARE NOT REGARDLESS OF THEIR SHE WILL BE FINE. BUT SOME, INCLUDING SENATE MAJORITY LEADER CHUCK SCHUMER
AND HOUSE MINORITY LEADER
HAKEEM JEFFRIES HAVE YET TO
OFFICIALLY BACK HER.
WELL, SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS
IS WITHHOLDING SUPPORT UNTIL
HE HEARS MORE ABOUT HER AGENDA.
WE NEED A PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATE WHO'S PREPARED NOT ONLY TO THREATEN THE until he hears more about her agenda. We need a presidential candidate
who's prepared not only to stand up
to the big money and trust,
but to fight for working people.
Now, one of the biggest questions,
who might she pick as a running mate?
Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro batted away questions.
It might be him that decision should be made free
of any sort of political pressure.
So did Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear. The governor said he was concerned about the
political pressure, so did
Kentucky Governor Andy
Beshear.
The only way I would
consider something other
than this current job is if
I believed that could
further help my people and
to help this country.
And North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper.
I think it's really important that we do keep the focus on her this week.
Watching it all are Republicans who say Democrats have rushed to anoint him.
Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries have endorsed her now. president is in smoke-filled rooms with billionaires and senior elected officials.
You let the people decide.
That's a great take.
Yeah, Republicans famously Republicans famously one love democracy
two are angling for the Biden or busters.
There are no Biden or buster's
that narrative would have been
more successful if
Joe Biden was ideologically
at odds with the
establishment Democrats, if it was like a
Bernie-style situation and objectively even with Bernie Sanders that narrative was not enough to sway enough votes for Donald Trump to win regardless of what Democrats try to claim in the aftermath
of the 2016 election.
Okay?
And it didn't work in 2020 anyway.
Bernie Sanders campaigned both for Hillary Clinton,
harder than Hillary Clinton did, and campaigned for Clinton, harder than Hillary Clinton did and campaigned
for Biden harder than Biden ever
did in 2020. So
that is
not a successful narrative
in the circumstance when you're trying to be like, yeah,
the Democratic Party...
Guys, you don't have a democratic process
actually. It's really fucked up
when 83% of
Democratic voters
are elated
at this prospect, at this new swap
and further
88 million
individual, 88 million
dollars in individual donations
came in a 24-hour cycle
after Kamala stepped into the ticket.
That is insane.
That's more than what Trump was able to raise
after he got fucking shot, dude.
You're out of your dang mind.
Like who the fuck are you talking to?
What do you think about people saying the left is perpetually looking for misery
because we're insisting on Harris demonstrating a more
left-wing position on Gaza. There's two different
arguments there. The moral argument
obviously is that genocide
is abhorrent, history will not look kindly
upon those who are advocates for
genocide and turning a blind eye to ethnic cleansing
is unimaginably cruel.
Okay, that's the moral argument number one
but the strategic argument
for the election also remains. You have to communicate
to liberals that
states that are must-win for the
Democratic Party, like
Michigan, states that are must-win
for the Democratic Party, like Wisconsin, Minnesota. These are states that actually have had significant movement in their uncommitted
voter campaigns,
it was directly a consequence
of Biden's
inaction and
Biden's direct defense of
Israel's ongoing ethnic cleansing campaign.
That,
right there,
means that there are a lot of people
who will not vote
if the
Gaza messaging even
doesn't change.
So
the Gaza position,
when I talk about that,
I'm not even the Gaza position, when I talk about that, when I talk about that,
I'm not even talking about it from a moral perspective.
You already know that you already know what my fucking position is on
Gaza.
You already know how abhorrent I think it is that the Democratic Party's lack of interest in doing the right thing is genuinely putting them at genocide-eric status.
Okay?
You know that already.
When I talk about Gaza,
I'm tying it back to the election for
liberals to fucking understand
that there are a lot of people who are still
going to refuse to vote maybe they were refusing to vote for an old man who's doing genocide and maybe if it's a
young woman who's doing genocide, they might be more willing but there are still going
to be significant margins that you cannot lose out on
if you want to win these states.
Okay?
Especially young voters.
And then your overestimating the impact of uncommitted
voters in the primaries, it is one thing to do
it in a primary and another to do that in the general election
if anything I think you're
underestimating that because the real uncommitted voters
just simply don't vote.
You're wrong
and I said this even back then
uncommitted voters that are voting in the primaries
are uncommitted Democratic Party loyalists,
like hardliners in the Democratic Party.
You're talking about people who are so invested
in the party's future and invested in politics,
so much so that they're voting in the primaries.
Okay?
You're nuts.
Also, Wall Street Journal is reporting that Harris plans to go Biden's foreign policy
and national security teams if she wins will be interesting
replacing Sullivan, Blinken, and Austin
is a very big shake up
sigh a very big shakeup.
Oh. She could possibly take their line and just because she's Biden's VP doesn't mean they agree on everything. It's possible for her to distance herself from him.
I told you guys this earlier today,
okay? I told you guys
this earlier today that
the issue here is twofold, and it's a
very complex dynamic.
It's a very complicated
equation.
Why
is it complicated? Because Kamala Harris has to demonstrate political courage.
Kamala Harris has to demonstrate political courage, which I don't know if she has or not.
And an ideological commitment to stopping genocide, which I'm not sure she has.
Her track record certainly does
not show that reality.
She's been a solid AIPAC supporter
even though there have been some moments
in her career where
she has sidestepped away from the democratic caucuses,
unimaginable dick riding of Israel minor moments.
I'll be it's still significant having said that however,
having said that, however.
In terms of like Kamala Harris demonstrating political courage and willingness to change the administration's current discourse on Gaza also runs into a separate trap.
And that is Joe Biden himself.
There's one thing we know about
that demented old fuckbag,
he is an unimaginable, unconditional
generational talent
in terms of bouncing on
Israel's dick.
He is doing Olympic level
gyration
like you've never seen.
Okay?
So, he might
totally be like, yeah I don't care what Kamala Harris
is saying, I'm gonna nuke Gaza
Like, you know what I mean?
Like he is more of a,
yes,
he's more of an ideological fanatic for Israel than previous presidents
of Israel.
Okay.
And it's pretty funny because like,
It's pretty funny because like, regardless of him bouncing on Netanyahu's
dick, Israel still likes
Donald Trump more.
Israel likes Donald Trump
more than they like Biden, and
certainly more than they like
Benjamin Netanyahu. Anyway..
.
.
.
.
.. Anyway.
So,
in terms of like interesting prospects
or a change in messaging, which is too much
hopium and I don't want to.
I don't
want to talk about that too much.
I don't want to give you guys
false hope.
Okay? I don't want to give you guys like false hope. Okay?
I don't want to give you guys false
hope, but
there are some shifts happening that I
like.
Okay?
Where is it? Here's Emma Vigeland.
Wall Street Journal, Harris will meet 1v1 with Beebe then skip his address she's expected to tell him to stop the war and the suffering of Palestinian civilians.
She likely won't keep Sullivan, Blinken or Austin. Jim Zogby says
she shown far greater empathy for Palestinians than Biden.
Harris' Middle East views will be in the spotlight this week
when she and Biden will meet with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
The plan is for Harris, dude dude if she activates her cop gene oh my god obviously
that would never happen but it'd be fucking awesome imagine she just goes ultra instinct. She just goes
Maximum Ultra Instinct And arrests Benjamin Daniaz she just goes maximum ultra instinct and
arrest Benjamin in your house. She's like, sorry, I'm
a cop.
Lord forgive me. I'm back on my old ways
and it seems like you've done crime
sir.
He does not
like him having a warrant and not being in jail?
That's what I'm saying, dude.
Holy fuck! Trump is meeting
with Netanyahu at Mar-a-Lago.
Looking forward to welcoming Bibi Netanyahu
at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida tomorrow.
During my first term we had peace and stability in the region
even signing the historic Abraham Accords and we will have it again just as I've
said in discussions with President Zelensky
and other world leaders in recent weeks,
peace through strength agenda will demonstrate the world
that these horrible deadly wars
and violent conflicts must end.
Millions are dying
and Kamala Harris is no way capable of stopping it.
Guys, you need to understand something
and this is very important.
What politicians say,
especially when they're running for office
and what they do almost never match up.
But what politicians say
is very important, especially in terms of politicians who know how to read the room.
Donald Trump has
consistently presented
himself as
the peaceful dove
even in this election cycle
I don't know how he's able to fucking pull it off,
but this is him consistently taking advantage
of all the chaos that has unfolded
under the Biden administration
and if the liberals
argument here is we built
NATO and Israel
has a right to defend itself over and
over again
this is going to lead
to people going, yeah you know what I do want
to believe that Donald Trump
could possibly stop
Israel's genocide and
even though he is like a fucking unimaginable also simultaneously Olympic level
dick rider of what
you What?
Olympic level dick rider of Israel.
I think T-Swift will be a terrible VP, what are you saying?
Huh. I hate this.
I hate this because like right now,
all conflicts that are occurring
are on Joe Biden
and if there is no... are on Joe Biden.
And if there is no,
Harris is likely focusing on securing the nomination
this week and will want
to steer clear of any
confrontation with
Netanyahu analysts said
not least so as to avoid
opening herself up
to any criticism
that she's weak on Israel.
Harris' relationship with Netanyahu will be very different than
of Biden, who has sparred with the Israeli Prime Minister
but also has decades of experience dealing
with him.
Her husband Doug Emhoff is the first Jewish spouse of a U.S.
president or vice president and has been outspoken on the issue of anti-semitism particularly since October
7th, a Harris presidency could lead to
a shakeup with the Democratic National Security Team.
Philip Gordon, her NatSec advisor likely to play central role.
Gordon served as top State Department officials for Europe and the Obama admin
and later worked as senior White House official on Middle Eastern issues
where he was deeply skeptical of the plans to arm
syrian opponents with the syrian president bashar al-assad key biden appointees including national
security advisor jake sullivan secretary state blinken and defense secretary lord
austin wouldn't likely be extended in their current roles.
Current and former officials say over several decades the democratic foreign policy
establishment has been divided between
those seeking a more assertive role for the US abroad and others more skeptical of military
force. The Clinton admin dubbed the U S an indispensable nation and undertook selected
military intervention to quell ethnic strife in the
Balkans while the Obama admin was more cautious
about the use of force and balked at providing
lethal military assistance to Ukraine."
I mean they still did it.
That's crazy that like Obama is the dove here
for NatSick advisors.
I mean,
NatSick advisors maintain
the most Hitlerian politics consistently
and then they're like, consistently, you know what i mean
obama did not provide military aid to Ukraine, only non-military aid?
What?
Obama did provide military aid to Ukraine.
Am I misremembering?
I think he did.
I would love to come on and absolutely trash Shapiro.
Yeah, well, I'm going to talk about Shapiro later.
I've ripped into him last night. I might be thinking of the aid that they sent to Ukraine under Trump,
that they had to...
They definitely had State uh very active in ukraine during the obama administration
as well having said that however i think i'm mistaking it with the trump administration
who like was funding
because the Azov battalion stuff that happened
what? fact check
Trump distorts Obama Biden aid to Ukraine
calling himself tough on Russia
former President Donald Trump lowballed the amount of US military
aid provided to Ukraine during the Obama-Biden administration
comparing military aid in this administration
under President Obama, I was the one that sent the javelins
not Obama, Obama sent blankets
oh my god you guys are fucking literally
by March 2015 the Obamaama habit provided more than 120
million in security aid for ukraine and promised 75 why do i listen to chat?
Why? Why? that's not lethal aid,
that's radars and
it's still military aid man.
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Yeah, why...
The USAID offer came after Putin in 2014 annexed Crimea to provide support for separatists
in eastern cities.
Ultimately, between 2014 and 2016 the Obama administration committed more than $600 million in security aid to Ukraine.
Dude, you know what's funny about this by the
way? You're
literally fucking doing
you're literally doing the classic bait
like there's a reason why these guys
call it non-lethal aid or security
aid versus lethal
aid they call
shipping bullets lethal aid. Anyway.
Okay..
. where were we
what is this?
Dave Rubin is backing out of deleting his accounts
I don't care, fuck Dave Rubin
Two years later Trump delayed the release of
Congressually approved security assistance to Ukraine.
Yada yada yada. Okay, never mind.
As the battle lines hardened in Donbass, a small select group
Of veterans, CIA paramilitaries
Made their first secret trips to the frontlines
To meet with Ukrainian counterparts there, according
to former U.S. officials in 2014?
Yeah.
Why are we... Wait, I'm confused.
Why are we fucking talking about Ukraine right now?
How do we get to Ukraine?
What was the...
I totally lost
the fucking plot.
Is it i totally lost the plot i am is it because of are we talking about ukraine
because of uh because of the top of the hour is that what it is
because at the top of the hour is that what it is is in the form of a gifted sub
that will allow you to launch through the eyes of the top of the app
and then go into the next room.
And it's not just for the first time,
but it's also for the second time The only aid that you can get is in the form of a gifted sub
That will allow you to launch at the top of the hour
Kamala forum policy.
Oh, anyway, ultimately, like I said, Donald Trump is in a very advantageous position.
Okay?
And you will not be in an advantageous position at the top of the hour unless
you are subscribed for $6 or for free with a Twitch Prime by connecting your Amazon Prime account
to your Twitch account. Here's the 3-minute break now.
But Donald Trump is in a very advantageous
position. All of the fucking Ukraine
shit is Biden, okay?
It's on Biden.
Everyone analyzes it as though
it was Biden's fault. Now is that
completely true? No I don't think so
but it doesn't matter. That's the way people see it
Will Donald Trump be better than Biden on any of this stuff?
No, that's obviously
not the case especially when it comes to Israel
but it doesn't matter
because is that how people see
it? No. That's the reason why when people look at when people look at polls
when people respond to polls on who would be better on Israel Trump defeated Biden consistently.
Sometimes by
fucking 20 points.
That is insane!
Part of that
is because
Trump is not the president.
Biden is, okay?
The other part of that is because people have a genuinely negative opinion on
Biden, especially as it pertains to Israel.
This should
hopefully get
Democrats to recognize that they cannot
continue with this unconditional loyalty and
support to Israel.
Especially if they want to win key states.
Having said that,
I'm not going to sit here
and act like Harris is going to be this brilliant foreign policy peaceful dove advocate.
Okay?
Trump's peace
through strength line is repackaged Bush-era
neoconservatism. Harris will run on similar neocon policies
with a blue tinge.
So we'll see,
we'll see what happens
sigh
I'm not going to
immediately start
throwing daggers
until I see her make some movement in either direction.
But at least people are,
people are desperate for a bone and if Kamala doesn't throw them a goddamn bone it's not going to look
good. It's not
going to look good for her re-election
it's not going to look good for her election
chances
if she doesn't even change on the messaging front.
Jeremy Ben-Ami,
President of JSTRE says
The generational difference
between Biden and Harris is a meaningful difference in how one looks at these issues.
It isn't necessarily as much of a matter of policy, I think it's framing.
There's a frame for people in the generation of Kamala Harris and younger that is much more recognized in the Palestinian side of the equation?
No, Kamala Harris is still 59 years old.
Okay?
So I don't know about that seven major unions just sent a joint letter to Biden calling on him
to immediately halt all military aid to Israel ahead of Netanyahu's visit the Washington SEIU,
UAW, NEA,
UE, APWU,
Postal Workers, AFA, the Flight Attendants,
IUPAT, Painters Union.
Below is the full letter
of the seven unions sent to Biden.
They say,
recent reports only underscore
the urgency of our demands.
Large number of Palestinian civilians,
many of them children,
continue to be killed reportedly often with
US manufactured bombs. That's great
that's great
light a fucking fire under their asses
okay We shall see. What?
You've mentioned before that NATO states went to war with each other militarily, right?
Like Greece and Turkey went to war with each other before, right?
Both were part of NATO in the 1970s.
Yes.
Yes, Turkey has also
done more
in terms of
getting into active
conflict with NATO nations.
I think they were both
NATO at that time.
But yeah, no,
Turkey's always played the role of a wild card in NATO because I think it knows its importance, its geopolitical importance to America's interests,
its proximity to the USSR at the time and its proximity in general to Russia now.
And also other like adjacent nations.
So that's the reason why
the United States allows Turkey
to do whatever the fuck it wants usually.
Yeah. it wants usually so yeah um Now, I don't... I do not know.
I, um...
I do not know how much Kamala will change her narrative on israel palestine
but um this is pretty wild from the new york times a pro-israel donor with 100 million dollar plan
to elect donald trump miriam adelson long operated in the shadow of her
powerful husband. Now
after his death, she's playing and policies
a solo practitioner for the first time.
The part that I want to tell you about
is that this year Dr Dr. Adelson does
not have a specific wish list for Mr. Trump
three people close to her said in contrast
to when she and her husband implored Mr.
Trump to move the embassy. Her spokesman
Andy Abood denied a recent report that Dr. Adelson was urging Mr. Trump to publicly support and longtime friend of the couple said he believed Dr.
Adelson supported the annexation and considered so-called land
for peace deals to be land for war
that's a wild thing by the way
just like
immediate minus a wild thing, by the way. Just like...
Immediate minus aura points
for being fucking known as
a friend
to Rabbi Shmuley.
Okay?
That's how you know
how invested this person is
in just being a gross freak.
Straight up Like can you fucking imagine
Dude, can you imagine
Being like
Can you imagine being like, can you imagine being like, no Rabbi Shmuley is my friend.
Like I'm perfectly fine with the media reporting in the newspaper that Rabbiav Ashmouli is my friend. Yeah, Even diehard ultra Zionists that love Israel and want to kill every Palestinian straight up think Rabbi Shmuley is a
harm, is a genuine
direct harm
to their
cause.
Okay?
They literally recognize him as like
a person who is making everyone
annoyed
at Israel
and and honestly they're fucking right like anytime
that fucker opens his mouth about Israel
it's like more people are becoming ardent supporters,
ardent defenders of Palestinians.
Anyway,
but yeah just so you understand like where these candidates are well like i said big crowds big momentum big movement for kamala kama lamentum is happening Thank you. Huh.
Libs say it's commencing, sure.
But here it is, VP vetting process begun.
Shapiro, Josh Shapiro of Pennsylvania,
Roy Cooper of North Carolina,
Mark Kelly of Arizona, the only senator on this list
and Andy Beshar
of Kentucky
were asked to submit materials for vetting
i do not see oh what the Thank you. okay quiet quiet
anyway ogles introduced articles
against kamala oh dude whatever
who will be the best on that list we're gonna do it
we're gonna i will go through them again i will go through them again okay
don't worry.
But let's get to
the fuck are they doing? Let's continue on
the stories from nation media. SHE'S BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT. AND NOW SHE WILL BE AS THE
CANDIDATE ON THE TRAIL.
HERE IN DELAWARE, THERE IS A
SENSE OF BITTERNESS ABOUT HOW
THIS ALL ENDED FOR THE
PRESIDENT.
ONE SENIOR CAMPAIGN ADVISER
SAYING REMEMBER THE PRESIDENT WAS ALWAYS IN THIS TO DEFEAT in this to defeat Donald Trump and to protect democracy but that quote Democrats on the hill
and donors hold on we're going to go in and listen to there it is Chuck Schumer and Hakeem
Jeffries do the damn thing and endorse Harris at the news conference.
We'll get back to you in a moment.
Great, great day for the Democratic Party
and the country.
Vice President Harris will soon be our nominee
and will be elected president in November.
We are brimming with excitement, enthusiasm, unity on Sunday.
I'm about to do something super crazy by the way.
I'm trying a Dr. Pepper zero sugar strawberries and cream.
I've never had a Dr. Pepper or real one even. I've never had a dr pepper or real one even
i've never had a doctor pepper zero and i'm about to go dive head the first into this
possible delectable journey we're about to see if it's good or not this is my first interaction with dr pepper in general it smells phenomenal i'm a big strawberry boy, I do like it.
It's a little weird.
It's a little weird. President, I THINK HE'S A LITTLE WEIRD. HE'S A LITTLE WEIRD.
PRESIDENT BIDEN SHOWED THE WORLD WHAT A GREAT MAN HE IS.
HIS TRUE PATRIOTISM, HIS PROFOUND SENSE OF DECENCY CAME SHINING THROUGH. profound sense of decency came shining through.
We all know it was not an easy decision for him, but just as he has done in his
entire life, President Biden's selfless decision not to seek the nomination put our country,
our party and our future first.
At his core he is just an honorable man. A family man, a
man of deep faith. We love him. We truly do. I'll have more to
say on President Biden later this afternoon in my floor speech. But, President Biden's selfless
decision has given the Democratic Party the opportunity to unite behind a new nominee. And boy, oh boy
are we enthusiastic since President Biden's announcement?
We've seen the Democratic Party swiftly coalesce behind Vice President Kamala Harris.
When I spoke with her Sunday, she said that she wanted the opportunity to win the nomination on her own and
to do so from the grassroots up, not top down.
We deeply respected that. Hakeem and I did.
She said she would work to earn the support of our party,
and boy has she done so in quick order.
Vice President Harris has done a truly impressive job securing the majority of delegates needed to win the Democratic Party's nomination to be our next president of the United States,
The vast majority of my senators quickly and enthusiastically endorsed her.
So now that the process has played out from
the grassroots bottom up we are here today to throw our support behind Vice President Kamala Harris.
I'm clapping. You don't have to.
Oh God! Oh, God.
Dude.
Just no fucking charisma whatsoever, bro.
You cannot find...
I mean, I guess the Republicans also suck too
on this issue.
The issue of Riz.
But it's just like
they are so objectively awkward and unlikable
And so nervous all the time
It's crazy
It's a happy day, what can I say?
Oh god
Together
We will keep and hopefully grow the Senate majority
And under future speaker Hakeem Jeffries
We will win back the House
Democrats are moving forward stronger and more united than ever before in just
the last 36 hours I have seen a surge of enthusiasm from every corner
of our party uniting behind Vice President Harris,
an enthusiasm felt in every corner of the country.
And it's contagious among Democrats. The volunteers,
the small contributions – they're just pouring in, in ways even beyond our expectations.
Now we all know that Vice President Harris
has a tremendous record to run on
and now
begins the next chapter
in our quest
to make sure Donald Trump does not become president.
Today with one voice, we speak about the dangers he presents
to working families, to our country and to our democracy.
We see very clearly how nervous the Republicans are about
our new nominee? Well they ain't seen nothing yet.
Last night Vice President Harris secured a majority of delegates.
Today in Wisconsin and across America we begin our next chapter
and it will be our best yet. Vice President
Harris will beat Donald Trump, and become the next president of the United States
of America.
Applause?
Hakeem.
Oh my God, bro.
He just doubled down on the police clap.
It's a news conference. Why the fuck would the press... I don't get it.
Are there even...
Is there even anybody there
that's like
actively watching to hear what he has
to say. It's just the press. Why
would they clap?
What? Not trying to dictate the stream, but have you covered the centrist takes about Kamala yet? I genuinely ask and haven't
gotten to see much of their streams lately. What are the centrist takes on Kamala? I don't get it. Thank you, Leader Schumer. Joe Biden is a patriotic American. Joe Biden is a heroic American. Joe Biden is a heroic
American, Joe Biden
is a great American
Joe Biden
will go down
in American history as one of the most consequential presidents
of all time.
President Joe Biden has made
the selfless decision
to pass the torch
to Vice President
Kamala Harris
who is ready
willing
and able
to lead us into the future.
Kamala Harris,
and her candidacy has excited
and energized
the House Democratic Caucus,
the Democratic Party
and the nation.
Vice President...
This is boring as fuck. There's nothing new going on. Okay? They're just going he's so selfless his dick to his dick too fat. He did the right thing. It's like it's just gaslighting.
Okay obviously they have to say that
to a certain degree
because like they can't just be like
yeah he sucks I can't believe you didn't drop out
because then it kind of reflects
poorly on the election campaign as well.
Because, you know, criticisms of Biden reflect poorly on Kamala Harris because they're attached to one another vp president style
but it's just like it's pretty funny overall that all media
and everyone like Van Jones
is like crying
on television Chris Coons
is crying on television
they're just like
talking about
this false narrative
that Joe Biden is this historic
person who has dedicated
his entire life to making America
great.
And it's just...
I don't think anybody actually believes it.
It's just some shit that basically fucking, you know,
you hear and then you don't ever think about it ever again.
Even though history books will write about it as though he did the right thing.
Yeah.
He would have done the right thing if Yeah, he would have done
the right thing if you just like
actually had a solid VP
from the start
knowing full well
that he was going to step aside
and fucking stepped aside gracefully
maybe even after the midterms.
You know what I mean?
Only 10 Twitter tabs today?
Light research day for you?
Yeah, famously
I love this narrative that
I do my research on Twitter
and like that it's coming back
because
all of the quote unquote research that you're,
you know,
making jokes about is just poll numbers.
Like I'm sorry that I don't have it.
Like I don't have direct access to the polling data
and instead,
you know,
aside from like memes
and shit,
it's mostly just
poll numbers
and journalists
breaking news
you know and then other and journalists breaking news,
you know?
And then other meme shit like Elon Musk.
We're going to be talking about that.
He did the right thing after Democrats threatened to beat him metaphorically.
Dude, he did not do anything right. Yeah, real men read Wikipedia pages
after they make up their minds about an act of
genocide going on and then try to
desperately defend
the genocide is good actually position.
That's what real men
do, and then they get fucking owned
by dudes whose
research actually
are dudes whose research actually you know
are
summarized in the Wikipedia pages
but hey keep fighting that battle baby.
Vermont Independent Senator and former Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders.
Senator Sanders when you hear...
Please don't use the place where presidents and politicians can make direct
information releases you should use wikipedia that way you can do a jubilee video saying
that biden can win two days before he drops out no way did that actually happen? That's awesome.
Fraudulent.
All right, let's talk about Bernard Sanders.
You hear phrases like that DEI hire already being used,
or you hear an Ohio State Senator today
at J.D. Vance's rally warning it would take a civil war
to save the country if Trump is not elected?
What does it tell you about what lies ahead in the next few months of this campaign?
Well, it's going to be a brutal campaign.
I believe that Kamala Harris is going
to be the next president of the United States.
And I think, Anderson, she has a chance to win this election big if we can focus on the
serious problems facing working families all over this country.
Politics is not a game, it's not about polls.
It was actually a video on Biden should stay in. Oh, my God.
Solid political instincts.
Solid. Or misstatements, what it's about is what we can do to address the fact that 60% of our people are living paycheck to paycheck
while the people on top have never, ever had it so good.
50% of our seniors are living on $30,000 a year or less.
I believe, President Biden believes that I think the Vice
President believes that we should expand Social Security raise those benefits to make it easier
for the elderly to get by and pay for
the prescription drugs that they need.
We have the highest rate of childhood poverty
of almost any nation on earth
And what we've got to do is do
what we did in the American Rescue Plan, is make the child
tax credit permanent.
That's $300 a month per kid.
We cut childhood poverty by 40%.
We gotta bring that back because it's really tough to raise a kid with the cost of childcare
and everything else in this country.
You've got workers out there making 10 bucks an hour,
nobody can get by on 10 or 11 bucks an hour.
Got to raise that minimum wage to a living wage.
If the vice president campaigns
on an economic agenda among other things,
she's going to win and win big.
Have you talked to her since President Biden dropped out?
And if so, what did you say to her?
Well, I did talk to her.
But those conversations are private.
I figured. But just a test.
Yeah.
Vice President Harris though has now been endorsed
by at least 41 Democratic senators,
186 Democratic representatives, 23 Democratic governors.
You've yet to endorse her.
You previously supported President Biden
staying in the race.
Will you?
What's gonna take for you to endorse the vice president?
Well, I'm sure that I will.
But I want to just chat with her and I want to...
Why are a bunch of people asking me about Erewhon?
Am I getting like discord rated or something?
What the fuck?
There's like a bunch of people A bunch of people have come in here to be like,
Erewhon.
There's a big community
of people boycotting him right now and they're really annoying?
Bro! What do you mean
boycotting arowan that's just called making less than 350 000 a year. Okay?
And as someone who makes more I also tend to boycott
Erewhon because why the fuck would
I go there? It's the same
exact shit that you can get anywhere
else just up marked
yeah guys oh man
yeah I'm boycotting
mega yachts
okay I need you guys to understand something.
I'm bravely and boldly boycotting mega yachts.
Okay.
I think that it's like, what are you talking about, dude?
Boy.
Yeah, I guess we're all boycotting Erewhon.
I'm boycotting private jets.
I have been on... I have been on a private jet one time.
Okay? Because it was... I have been on a private jet one time, okay?
Because it was... It was a free ride that I could hitch.
And I did it in 2015, I think.
Or 2016.
And guess what? Ever since then I've been boycotting it and I'm
going to continue boycotting it.
... canceled i mean yeah people have yelled at me before before. What is happening?
Brave, thank you! Thank you for recognizing my bravery
in this statement
I hope all
Americans can come together
all Americans especially
those who are coming from a working class background
can come together and join me in boycotting Erewhon.
Is that where you got the fancy Dr. Pepper?
You think Erewhon sells
Dr. Pepper?
Are you kidding me?
Erewhon
sells Ph.D PhD pepper, okay?
They sell their own version.
And it's upmarked to oblivion.
Okay. I'm going to make sure.
Look,
yeah,
we're on boycotting.
I'm boycotting Roley watches,
Audemar.
I'm boycotting Birkin bags.
Not gonna lie,
the expression in this photo of the private jet is really funny.
Yeah, that's um, this
is from the
David Dobrik
vlog.
The
award show that I was presenting at,
for those of you who don't know the fucking memes.
The award show that he was presenting at
Hitched Them a Private Jet,
The Dobrik squad.
And they were like,
hey, I heard you're also at Coachella.
Would you like to
fly to New York from Coachella?
I was on shrooms. Bro looks so comfortable?
Oh, I was high as fuck dude.
I was zooted. I was on mushrooms.
Of course, Shiitake mushrooms.
I would never do something illegal. so everyone wants those plastic bags for $80
shut the fuck up
hold on I don't want to like... If you're broke, just say so.
I just don't understand who that's for.
Like,
who the fuck is like...
Who the
fuck is like, man...
I was wondering if we could make plastic bags more expensive.
Like, what is...
Who is this for?
Who is going,
oh dude, I want a plastic bag but I wanna make sure that it's $80
That makes no
damn sense
Anyway let's continue.
This is a consequential campaign.
It is when we talk about the future of the planet and climate change, we have to make sure
that we elect the vice president.
When we talk about economic rights,
we got to be sure that we elect the vice president.
I just want to make sure
that her campaign understands
that for too many people in this country,
when they look at Washington D.C.,
they feel ignored,
they feel insulted.
That people are not understanding what is going on in their lives.
Life expectancy for working class people
is ten years shorter than it is for the rich.
And working-class people want a government that represents them and not corporate America,
and I just wanna make sure that the Vice President,
as I'm sure she will be,
will stand up strongly with an agenda
that speaks to the long-neglected needs of working families.
And if she does that, she's going to win and we're not going to lose her. to the long-neglected needs of working families.
And if she does that,
she's going to win and win big.
Would you have liked to have seen more of a...
There were some people who had talked about
sort of some shortened primary process. Would you have liked to see more people
having a chance to kind of throw their hat in the ring,
debate these issues, talk about these issues
make their case?
All the issues that you've just discussed
to the American people?
Well this has been a really good conversation all the issues that you've just discussed to the American people?
Well, this has been a really weird election process.
It goes without saying.
I have not been overjoyed to see the kind of attacks against President Biden by the corporate media
and by some of the wealthy donors forcing
him to leave the campaign.
And I think a lot of that was just not right, but he is out of the race right now.
He had no problem endorsing Hillary Clinton in 2016.
I have literally no clue why he's an endorser.
He also endorsed and fought hard for Joe Biden.
I suspect the only reason why he's holding out is because
he wants to get assurances.
That's probably
the only reason
because
I think that
well, no, the reason why he
endorsed and defended Biden
was not only because he's an old man
he literally would not even fight
against Biden hard enough.
Something that I yelled about endlessly,
if you were here in 2019 and in 2020
you heard me scream about this over and over again like dude what are you
doing? And he was like no Joe Biden is
my friend. I like him
stop calling him old
I'm old too
and it was just like very weird.
And the meme at the time that someone actually said yesterday
was that when he first became Senator,
Joe Biden was the only person nice to him and he
just never let that go.
It's the school
shooter that walks up to the one guy that gave
him a Snickers bar and says like don't show
up to school tomorrow energy he's just
like everybody fucking
everybody hated me except
Biden was kind of nice to me at first.
So I will just never let that go.
I will always forever defend him, but that's besides the point.
That's neither here nor there.
I think like,
there is obviously a reason why he's still holding out.
And I think,
I suspect it's,
it's probably,
I suspect this probably because like he got a bunch
of assurances from the Biden camp
and he wants that commitment
to be reiterated to him
you know what I mean?
Like, because
Biden
has on the messaging front
especially in this
re-election campaign. We didn't really
talk about it too much, but Biden
did adopt a lot of progressive measures
in his policies
and I kept reiterating the position
that he was the worst messenger for it.
But the message itself was solid.
You know what I mean?
Because it was,
I mean a 5% rent control cap instituted
at the national level
is not going to be something that they can do
but it's like a phenomenal
way to
try to run a reelection campaign.
Because it's the most significant,
most consequential thing.
Every renter is like,
oh my God, I love that.
I'm a renter.
I hate how much rent has increased in
in the past couple of years uh putting a stop to that is phenomenal
you are addressing directly stop making jokes about
the 55 come on we're talking about the policy
okay Come on, we're talking about the policy. Okay?
Like for those guys,
For a lot of renters like,
You know that's immediately
A pocketbook issue.
Right?
Immediately.
Immediately a pocketbook issue.
But even the $55 joke
That you guys are making,
low-key,
is not even a joke.
It goes...
It basically
is the same issue
that I was mentioning
which is that he fucks up
on the messaging
because he is not
the best person
to deliver that message.
He's too old.
Bernie literally
built Biden's cabinet.
You would never get someone
as progressive
as Lena Kahn appointed to the FTC chair
with anyone else in power and the NLRB as well.
I think Sanders was a junior partner
in the coalition.
The progressives were a junior partner
in the coalition for sure,
and they did get a lot of
face time, I think, with
the president. So they
have this loyalty to him
on top of everything else.
And I think he wants that same commitment. He wants
the same commitment from Kamala Harris. That's what I'm
thinking. Kamala Harris is going to be the candidate and
I will do everything I can, I can to make sure that Trump is defeated
and that she is elected.
And just briefly, several names have obviously
been floated as possible running mates.
Arizona Senator Mark Kelly, Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro,
North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper,
Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear.
Do you have somebody
you would recommend?
Look, at a time when we are moving toward an oligarchic society where a small number of billionaires exercise incredible power over our economic and political systems.
I want a ticket which is prepared to stand up
and fight for working class people, that's what I want
And there are a number of people out there who are prepared to do that,
but that's who I would like to be part of that ticket this morning.
The Republic
Trump campaign pivot strategy
to take on Kamala Harris.
So... So Let's talk about
The most charismatic man
To ever do it
Okay
Let's talk about the guy The man, the myth, the legend Jedediah Donald Vance also known as John Don Vance.
Okay?
I mean, my king,
my goat.
A man who was so unique
a man who was so unique.
A man who was so unique to the
political field that he
found a new way to be racist to white
people that actually resembled
like, the racism that you hear from like black conservatives,
like Candace Owens towards black people.
Like he is uncle Tyler for white people that live in the mountains,
the mountain people,
the Appalachian whites.
Okay?
Just phenomenal work.
For those of you who don't know,
J.D. Vance wrote a book.
Okay?
He wrote a book about how gross and disgusting and stupid
the people living in the Rust Belt
were.
And then he sold that book,
Hillbilly Elegy,
to liberals. Liberals loved it!
They were like, oh my god, how could this have happened?
Can someone maybe from that background tell us about
how disgusting and heroin addicted these hill people are?
Okay. Yeah. Hill people are. Okay?
And then obviously that bestseller
Then turned into a
Netflix movie.
Okay?
Why did it happen? Because liberals
were like, how could these racist
monsters, these hill people vote for
Donald Trump? How can we reach out
to them? Maybe this guy will be the white working class whisperer for us.
And a solution, of course,
to these mountain people and their unique culture
of defeatist attitudes
and not listening to the right kind
of Sigma Grindstead podcasts was exactly that.
They couldn't pick themselves up by their bootstraps, okay?
And I think most people in the Appalachia region despise this man.
This is him
delivering a rousing speech in his hometown.
Okay?
Okay? Okay. Let's see what he had to say.
...adjusting to a political earthquake
I was told I was gonna get to be Kamala Harris and now President Trump's going to get to debater
Sources tell NBC News the trump campaign, and their allies have been preparing to face off against Harris for weeks, launching ads tying her to President Biden's handling of key issues like immigration and inflation just hours after he endorsed her.
If you ever wondered how Joe Biden could get the border so screwed up,
remember, he had help.
But President Trump lamented on social media over the-
Bikers for Trump.
This rally had a bunch of really cool moments
yesterday that we covered.
We'll look at the campaign
ad in a second. Does anyone
have the link of the guy that came before them
that
said if
Trump is not reelected, then we
have to have a civil war?
There were two moments
that I, three moments
that I have to cover
from that rally.
One is him being like Kamala Harris
is a welfare queen,
which was awesome.
Uh,
very cool,
very cool message.
Okay.
Yeah. the other was hold on let me see I think Emma tweeted
about it
but he
said it in like a sneaky way, right?
He said Kamala Harris is a welfare queen
but also did it in a very sneaky way so that he could be
like,
Oh here. Here's first and foremost,
here's the Ohio State Senator George Lang at the J.D. Vance rally.
Donald Trump and Butler County's J.D. Vance are the last chance to save our country politically.
I'm afraid if we lose this one, it's going
take a civil war to save the country and
will be saved. It is the greatest experiment
in the history of mankind and if we come down
to a civil war, I'm glad we got people like Schmitty and the bikers for Trump on our side.
He said,
we need to do a civil war which is ironic
because he's in Ohio
okay?
Which was objectively on the other side
the winning side
the last time around
but this time around they'll get it right
okay
obviously the UNICL Okay?
Obviously, the Unity narrative was like insane wishcasting
from not even
Republican analysts
either by the way. It was just
straight up from fucking a bunch of dummies on CNN and it never happened.
George Lang has since then apologized.
Remarks I made earlier today at a rally in
Middletown do not accurately
reflect my views.
I regret the divisive remarks I
made in excitement of the moment on stage.
I had a heated gaming moment,
especially
in light of the assassination attempt
on President Trump last week.
We should all be mindful of what i said at political events including myself
i just got excited and you you know me, when I get
excited, I start talking about
civil war
and how we need
it. How we need it
and how the Bacchus will help us
win it, okay? For the
right side this time.
RIP to the Confederacy.
Yeah, he said
my views are not
my own.
Um... This was another phenomenal moment from JD Vance, because it's like the least self-aware take you can have.
What about our likely opponent, Kamala Harris?
Because she said a couple of days ago that I showed no loyalty to the United States,
that I had no loyalty to the United States. I have no loyalty to the United States.
Well, you know,
I don't know Kamala.
I served in the United States Marine Corps, and I built a business.
What the hell have you done other than collect
a government check for the past 20 years?
So that's pretty funny.
Because this is one of those sneaky ways
that you try to attack Kamala Harris
and be like, oh, she's a welfare queen black woman, right?
But you can always just
fall back on what do you mean
she's a government employee?
That's simply what I was
referencing.
And dog Okay? And,
dog.
She was a senator
and then
she's the vice president.
You are currently a senator and you're trying to be the vice president
And also where do you think the checks for the marine Corps are coming from
like if she's
a fucking government check Andy
so are you
like
what are you talking about?
You're literally applying for the position she currently holds.
And you're like, yeah, that's right.
These goddamn people
living on the government dole.
Also ironic
considering that he talked about how welfare is what caused him to not die.
And also talked about the GI Bill that allowed him to get into yale so what are you what are you talking
about Like, what are we even...
What conversation
are we having, what conversation Are we having?
Anyway
How's the Dr. Pepper? It's actually pretty good.
Tim Walz apparently called him out on this, which I'm very excited about.
We'll talk about Tim Walh today because he's also
on the VP list of
hopefuls, VP hopefuls,
VP potentials.
Anyway,
there was also another John Don Vance moment.
Obviously the Diet Mountain Dew one.
We have to cover that one as well once again
because it was uniquely uncharismatic.
Like a shocking display of being a charisma suck.
I tweeted about him as well
I said this fake ass yokel has never tasted
the sweet nectar that his diamond do he ain't
real do boy
let's take a look at what he that is Diet Mountain Dew. He ain't a real dew boy.
Let's take a look at what he had to say
about this Diet Mountain Dew,
his type five.
It is the weirdest thing
to me.
Democrats say
that it is racist
to believe...
Well, they say it's racist
to do anything.
I had a diet Mountain Dew yesterday
and one today.
I'm sure they're going
to call that racist too,
but...
It's good.
I love you guys.
He's really doing crowd work here. He's really
Doing crowd work here he's killing it
I love you guys I love you guys.
I love
you guys.
Diet
Mountain Dew,
I drink it
just like you yokels do!
You country bumpkins!
Is he more of a charisma suck than Ron DeSantis, though?
No, of course not.
I don't think he's as bad as Ron DeSantis
but that's like
really bad.
I mean,
that's pretty fucking bad
that
I mean,
he didn't even do
he didn't even do
fucking like
please clap there
but that's basically
a please clap moment and by
it by you know the one clap is worse than none yeah it's good yesterday and one today I'm sure they're gonna call that racist too but
it's good.
It's good.
It's good.
Yeah, he's like...
You know your whole demeanor has changed since Biden dropped out?
You sound so excited again.
I mean, I am excited because it's a fucking clown show.
That's like actually at least a little bit more interesting,
but as a do boy,
as a new boy myself,
let me just explain something.
Okay.
My love for racism and my love for Diet Mountain Dew are two entirely separate things.
Okay?
I just want to make sure that people understand.
I am racist, and
I love Diet Mountain Dew. These are two
separate things. Do not
pair them with one another.
My racism has nothing to do
with my love for Diet Mountain Dew.
Hassan, Normies are in here.
Lamal, it's fine.
I think everyone understands I'm joking.
One Mountain Dew versus
33,821 Mountain Dew?
Who's the real patriot?
Yeah. So... 1821 Mountain Dew, who's the real Patriot?
Yeah.
So as someone who is a big-time dew boy, first of all, why did he say diet Mountain Dew?
Why did he say – why did he say, oh, I tried to diet Mountain Dew. Why did he say why did he say, oh I tried to diet
Mountain Dew yesterday? It's like bro
you are so fucking fake. You are so
goddamn phony
You're so fake. You're so phony
You suck. Okay, You got no riz.
No riz whatsoever.
Anyway, let's hear what J.D. Vance says.
Kamala Harris should be more grateful. And when I think
about Kamala Harris who I guess
is our vice presidential candidate officially but
i guess she's going to run for president now because joe biden dropped out of the
race
you know what You know, what I see...
What?
Want to take bets here?
Want to start a betting pool?
It's just so bad it's bad
dude
how did Donald Trump
who is like pretty fucking good
at figuring out
what works in terms
of marketing himself
actually
listened to his disgusting freak cokehead son, Donald Trump Jr.,
in terms of who he was going to select as his vice presidential candidate.
Like that is crazy you know he's a fucking loser dude your son i mean donald trump knows his son's a fucking loser. He knows it.
He can't even hide that he knows it.
He can't even hide
that he feels it in his heart,
so the fact
that he actually listened to him
and thought this is a great idea to him and
thought this is a great idea
and that's why he went with
J.D. Vance, a guy
at a time when the
Republicans, and Donald Trump himself has tried to like moderate
his positions on
abortion.
Talk about like oh well maybe
you know this is a states rights issue
or whatever the fuck right? Like talking about all
this shit at a time when
he's trying to moderate his own
party on abortion
and control his own party's messaging on abortion
turned around and went with the fucking guy
who is like incredibly restrictive
on abortion
who has no charisma
whatsoever
and went with the
based Groiper pick
who is
with a mountain
of opposition
with a mountain of oppo research
that liberals can immediately launch against them.
It makes no
dang sense
that Mr. No Fault Divorce
like what are you doing brother
what were you doing brother?
What were you doing?
What a throw. What a massive fucking throw
You can't string two cents together and he's
not even 80 years old
No, I mean, he's fine.
He's like...
He's definitely a communicator, chat.
That's not the issue here.
I mean, he's done TED Talks and shit.
Problem here is that like... and shit. Problem
here is that like, this dude
is so extremely
online. One
liberals made him, so he has a lot
of anti-Trump sentiment that will be used against
the ticket over and over and over again.
Two,
he is like... When he restructured
his entire
persona, he went with like the
Groyper memes, right?
He went to Tucker Carlson.
He was constantly on
Tucker Carlson constantly
every night you go on
Tucker Carlson and be
like Kamala Harris is a cat lady who's barren
and doesn't have children of her own.
Like weirdo shit do you feel me?
His political instincts were awful.
He did the Ron DeSantis shit,
really leaning into
the right-wing memes,
right-wing populist memes.
And... memes. And
that
in and of itself, like, that in and of
itself was awful. What is this? Address
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Hurt felines. Thank you for the five get this up it's a weird name but i'll allow it What's also funny about the J.D. Vance situation is this Atlantic article came out
from Tim Alberta
two days ago
This is exactly what the Trump team feared
A campaign that had been optimized to beat Joe Biden
must now be reinvented.
They locked in JD Vance as the VP and now they're stuck with him
any fucking sucks.
Not only does
he suck...
Wait, what? I think you're coping pretty hard
when you say GD Vance doesn't have charisma and he's so perfect
for Republicans. No, he's not.
No the fuck he's not.
Donald Trump is already
The perfect guy to captivate
The fucking weirdos dude
He already has that's his entire base
He was supposed to go with someone
That can one secure a state for him and two actually
moderate his positions JD Vance is like the groiper pig with a shit ton of opposition
research on him.
If you want to understand how fucking
stupid this guy's political instincts are,
he was in chat rooms
with teenagers, dude.
He was talking to fucking groipers in
chat rooms like straight up
young
conservatives.
He was literally until yesterday following an out and about Nazi.
He unfollowed him yesterday.
Like, what are we doing
think about that
and now he has a fucking blog post from 2005
and people are pulling all of his
other shit J.D. Vance's blog
from 2005 tells him an emotional day
where he felt more like a female than I ever have or ever
will and explains you can't watch Zach Braff's
Garden State because New Jersey's landscape is so much
like Ohio's. The music
so relevant to my life right now
He was lived up for so long of his life. That's an angle of attack. This like this was wild to me
JD Vance is no longer following Steve
Saylor
he was following Steve
Saylor
it's wild to me
and this is like
doubly bad because now
you're also showing that you're a coward.
You're a pussy, like you're not the based groiper
that they all thought you were
and it's precisely...that presented because this man has no convictions whatsoever. He's just like trying to go along with whatever he thinks is going to help him win.
He's like Pete Buttigieg, but even Pete Buttigieg is smarter than J.D. Vance,
let's be real.
The only thing he brings to the table
is actually tech bros.
He's a hedge fund guy,
he's Peter Thiel's blood boy
and that's precisely how
what the Trump team thinks is going to
happen. And it is kind of happening. You've got
all the venture capital tech
bros in Silicon Valley which Americans pretty much fucking...
universally despise.
They're all on his...
they're all moving on his team.
Steve Saylor is a white supremacist.
Order my new anthology, Noticing.
What the CNN article fails to note is that in addition to writing columns and movie reviews for American conservatives, Saylor is the founder of the Human Biodiversity Institute, a neo-eugenics online discussion forum where right wing journalists and race scientists have promoted selective
breeding of the human species. He also writes frequently for, obviously
VDARE which is a neo Nazi
platform named for the first white
child born in America and
runs a website
iSteve.com
Saylor's website is rife
with primitive stereotypes. Honest Sailor mocks professional
golfer Annika Sorenstram for having
well-developed muscles and claims that Asian
men have a hard time finding days because they look
less masculine than other men. Last
January on the hate site VDare,
Saylor labeled Obama
a N-word with a W.
He's remarkably exotic variety
of faux African American
but
a
bleep nonetheless,
Saylor wrote. Even genetically Obama whose East African descent is apparent in his unusual features
has only a distant relationship to West Africans who are the ancestors of almost all
African Americans. To illustrate his point,
Saylor used photos
of Obama side-by-side
with Jesse Jackson
and the rapper Ludacris,
both of whom
have conventional
West African features,
assessing the tragic aftermath
of Hurricane Katrina in September
2005. Saylor wrote,
The plain fact
is that they, black Americans, tend to possess poorer native judgment than members of better educated groups. Thus, they need stricter moral guidance from society.
Keep reading Opie's thread and replies even worse then he cited Steve Saylor in a
Senate letter
letter from J.D. Vance to the new president of his
alma mater Ohio State University
on the research of John Saylor in the
Wall Street Journal.
Wait, what? No.... Mr. Walter T. Carter, Jr., incoming president, dear President Carter, wait.
Oh, this is him?
He wrote this?
J.D. Vance once called Richard Hunayan
a racist blogger who used to write for a white supremacist site
under the pseudonym of Friend and
a really interesting thinker during an interview with
right-wing YouTuber Dave Rubin.
Like you guys need to understand something. Okay? A lot of Americans are obviously kind of racist
who very racist okay it's just a byproduct of
having a society designed around
fundamental values like
white supremacy, a country
that was built on indigenous genocide
and the maintenance and continuation of black people.
So like everyone's a little racist to very racist, right?
The problem is this is gross
racism like nerdy racism.
Americans don't like nerdy
racism, okay?
Most Americans are like oh I see a black person
I lock my doors style racist
they're not like
let's analyze the skull density
of black people
to make think tank arguments about how they are genetically servile races most americans look
at that and go oh that's gross yo what the fuck what the hell are you saying?
Do you get it?
That shit
pops off online, especially
on Elon Musk's Twitter.
Right? But that shit ain't moving the needle
in the suburbs.
Okay?
Everyone has... I'm sure people
have some older relatives that have
these kinds of attitudes,
these kinds of opinions.
But when they look at this kind of stuff,
they go,
That's weird and gross.
What are you talking about?
I don't understand.
You get it?
Like when you try to scientifically justify,
scientifically justify your racist beliefs,
you reach a new territory.
Right? You reach a new territory. This goes back to Republicans being chronically online that will
actually lead to their demise.
They have lost interest
in trying to appear normal, they've lost interest in trying to code
their actual sentiment,
their actual desires.
They think it's a positive when you come out
and try to outflank others on race realism
and shit like that.
Okay? and shit like that.
Okay?
And I don't think there's that much appetite
for this kind of thing
and as a matter of fact,
a lot of people go,
oh,
that's kinda gross.
You get it? like they are objectively being abnormal okay
like look at this Okay?
Like, look at this.
This is gross!
Like, this isn't just like, oh that's just sexist right? Because it is.
But its also a gross kind of sexism
Like you're not even
Not to say all sexism isn't gross by the way
for all the fucking liberals in the
chat that are going to yell at me.
People have the
capacity if they're humorous to make
tricky and maybe even sometimes
edgy jokes about certain things that you're not normally supposed to say.
But that requires some level of understanding
of the target audience
and some level of understanding
of
uh
the groups
that you're trying to make fun of
this kind of shit
on the other hand
is just like
objectively nasty
it will cause objectively nasty and will
cause
a negative
polarization.
Yeah, exactly.
Women are too emotionally unstable to be president is like within the confines of permissible sexism in the eyes of the broader electorate, right?
You might even have your mom agree with that kind of sentiment because internalized misogyny is very real. But when you say women are whores and they suck dick to get to this position of power, then
you've leveled up your sexism.
You've leveled up your misogyny
to a degree where
your mom is not going to be on board with that.
Do you see what I mean? And if they continue along this through line, and just really lean into these unimaginable
takes.
These fucking insane takes they will lose this happened in 2022
okay
worse instincts they have completely dropped the ball they Worse instincts
They have completely dropped the ball
They've forgotten what like normal people
In the fucking suburbs are interested in
This is not interesting
To them
This is actually very gross to
them, okay?
You will
either A
at the very worst,
cause people to literally go
and vote for the other party
because of how insane this shit is.
Or at best you will cause them
to stay home.
Every post polling her has comments that are implying that she went to power sucking D?
Yeah.
Nope, same goes for the overt racism.
It won't play well.
I love seeing a son say
the same thing as me not joking.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
When it comes to racism, you can't literally say
black people are genetically inferior
due to their skull density.
Okay? That is so
fucking nerdy for like the average
suburban Hitlerite
that they're gonna be like,
no dude, what the fuck?
Like, what do you mean?
Like, you can't say that. That's just gross.
At the end of the day, something
you have to remember is that even Nazis know
Nazis are bad.
Even a Klansman knows being called a racist is bad.
So you can't drop the
fucking game
and openly try to outflank people on twitter with how fucking racist
you are or how sexist you are because
You're running a fucking campaign like you're supposed to be trying to win this thing This is the other side of the equation.
Laura Loomer, it's time for the Republicans to start talking about Kamala Harris' sexual history
and the reason why she likely doesn't have any children of her own.
I'm willing to bet she's had so many abortions that she damaged her uterus.
A woman who has no biological children of her own should not be allowed
to make decisions in the White House for your children.
We must investigate Kamala Harris' pussy.
Every Republican has to be talking about this.
Phenomenal.
Phenomenal stuff.
This is surefire a winning message in what will
be an abortion election, okay?
Saying that by the way
in a country where like 55%,
60% of Americans are divorced, okay?
And they have stepchildren of their own is insane. insane also Laura Loomer herself is childless but that's's besides the point. We're not even going to get into that.
At least they haven't said she's trans yet?
I don't think they have.
I don't think they've held themselves back on that front too
they just haven't come to the forefront yet It's far too common and often accepted unfortunately to be sexist than it is to be racist. Racism will get checked in Republicans here and there, but blatant sexism isn't even checked
with Dobbs and Kamala.
Hopefully women in non-masculine show up at the booth.
No, no, no, no, you're misunderstanding me.
Women themselves will oftentimes say,
well, if she's a woman,
she doesn't have the balls
to fucking go up against like world leaders
or women themselves sometimes
in the Republican Party
or even in the Democratic Party go.
I'm not too excited about
the prospect of a female leader.
Females are too emotional, right?
Internalized misogyny.
That is like within
the confines of acceptability
but when you start saying of acceptability.
But when you start saying
you're a barren woman
who has not
followed through on the biological
conditioning of being a fucking cow
that must bear children,
all of a sudden you've lost the sauce.
You're not hiding.
It is completely outside of the confines
of permissible...
It is completely
outside of the confines of, like, permissible
sexism.
You're doing too much.
That's the easiest way to describe it.
You're doing way too fucking much,
and Republicans can't
fucking help themselves,
okay?
They are doing too much!
It's legitimately crazy how not
a single one of the new alt-right female influencers
actually live up to the standards they foist on
others, no children for Loomer. Lauren Southern is a single mom
just pearly things unmarried in her 30s
and spends her time saying women have an
expiration date. Yeah, I mean of course
They're trying to get their bag. It's not true that 55% of Americans are divorced, get divorced.
55% of marriages end up in divorce but a huge amount
of that is made up of people who get divorced multiple times
or less extreme version of how 10%
of people are responsible for 90% of alcohol sales.
I mean,
I don't think the percentage is 10%
of Americans doing all the divorces though.
Americans have stepchildren there's plenty of Americans who
have stepchildren there's plenty of Americans
who have been divorced it's fucking ridiculous
to be like oh if you have stepchildren
you're fake plenty of Americans also don't have the capacity
to give birth, you know what I mean?
Like
you're still alienating
an entire segment, multiple segments of society. You feel me? We'll maybe press the presidency as a man.
This is pretty funny house GOP leaders urge members stop making race comments about Harris.
Panic.
This is panic.
They have one speed,
and immediately they had like a bunch of fucking...
A bunch of Republicans in the House
come out and be like,
oh yeah, she's a DEI candidate. She's
a DEI candidate. So now they're like
we shouldn't do that.
Good luck.
Is the divorce rate is number of currently divorced people and not yet remarried as a percentage of all individuals
The fuck are we looking at here?
this doesn't show what you think it shows though deep strategy demss waited until the VP nom before officially promoting
Kamala Vance wouldn't be the selection if Kamala had
already been tapped? No I agree
I don't think it was strategy though
It just was kismet
I think like Biden's resilience and stubborn attitude towards not being fucking,
not coming off the ticket actually worked in the favor of the Democrats.
But it still would have been significantly better
not to risk it at all
and make a swift exit way before this point.. I don't differentiate between nerdy or casual racism as a black American because it always ends up in the same
place? Yeah, of course.
But the difference is we're not talking
about it from the framework of
upholding or at least turning a blind
eye to white supremacy.
We're talking about it in terms of the election,
and there's a level of racism that you cannot fucking move past
if you want to maintain even white voters that you cannot fucking move past
if you wanna maintain like even white voters on board.
Like we're not talking about how it makes black people feel or what kind of impact
it has on,
on black people.
We're talking about like,
like white people who objectively have racist opinions and racist,
uh,
racist attitudes or any
American that has racist opinions and racist attitudes
that
won't feel comfortable
signing their name off on
something so overtly and nerdily raises that they're like,
Oh,
I'm kind of grossed out by this.
So yeah.
Yeah, 4chan style... 4chan racism versus Twitter racism?
No, 4chan racism is Twitter racism nowadays.
Do you hate any race? If so which one and why? That's a weird-ass question.
No, I do not hate any race.
So... so the one race is cops
the only type of phrenology we allow in here
is the cop dome,
cop skull.
ACAB actually means assigned cop at birth.
...... So yeah, J.D. Vance is very compromised
Republicans across the board are also like
Very weird right now.
They're in a weird
space.
They're kind of
swinging for the
fences in a state
of utter panic
trying to figure
out what avenue
of attack they can launch against Kamala Harris
because they were just completely fucking unprepared for a very likely scenario where
Kamala Harris takes over the ticket something that they demanded for a very long time.
And now that they got it,
they have no way of fighting back against
that sort of thing.
And it blows my fucking mind. It blows
my mind how utterly incompetent these
guys are. I think they've gotten too
comfortable with
their victories
in general. The Republican Party
used to operate on the boundaries that they are
you know,
genuinely toxic to the average
person. Their policies are bad.
Their policies harm the broad majority.
That's why Ronald Reagan was such a pivotal figure in the Republican Party,
because he was able to communicate actually harmful policy positions
to an audience
that would be receptive
to it.
Working class white voters
were like, oh yeah, no, I
like that guy. He's a real one
This motherfucker was a movie star
from Hollywood
and
was doing ads for like GE
and shit.
When he came into office,
was able to at least try and convince
when he came into office,
he at least tried and successfully,
as a matter of fact, convinced white Americans,
white working class Americans
that tax cuts for corporations
and the wealthy was good.
That destroying labor unions would be improving their lives.
Right?
But he actually messaged it appropriately... Anyway, let.D. Vance taking on the traditional role for a vice presidential nominee attack dog in his first solo campaign appearances.
I assume we'll remember Joe Biden as not just a quitter which he is but one of the worst presidents in the United States
of America. But my friends, Kamala Harris is a million times worse."
Vance also going after Democrats in his hometown of Middletown Ohio. They say it's raci
I had a diet Mountain do
today, I'm sure they're g
too but It's good later f, focusing on Harris' path to the ticket...
Democrats are the ones who want to throw out 14 million ballots
and not elect Kamala Harris but select Kamala Harris with a bunch of billionaires and Barack
Obama and Nancy Pelosi. It's like bro who is this for? Who is this for?
Who is this for every single thing that they've
launched against like the new ticket
has been so bad demanding
did they get a fucking refund on the ads
crying to the ref being just like a funny ass
sore loser
about it.
These guys used
to want to win
and I think they've grown
weak in their success.
Like trying to cut into the Biden camp
when objectively,
the entire Biden camp,
like everyone who was riding with Biden
immediately swapped to Kamala Harris.
And we're very excited
when 83% of democratic party voters polled
said that they were excited at the prospect
of a change in the ticket
when Kamala Harris had a fucking
insane amount of
individual small donors
in the first 24 hours.
All of this spells that people are very excited
at this decision, at this swap.
Just
like I don't understand Just...
Like, I don't understand.
Just talk about how you're going to cut taxes, man.
Like, what the fuck?
I can't believe I'm saying this.
Talk about how you're going to cut taxes and now kamala harris is responsible for the border
like not to give you guys pointers on this but like what are you doing like actually what are
you doing how is this how is this? How was this happening?
Making the decision instead of
Democrat voters. The language from some
in the GOP turning apocalyptic.
Introducing Vance at his first stop, Ohio State Senator George Lange
warning of violence if former President Trump doesn't win the election.
I'm afraid if we lose this one it's going to take a civil war to save the country.
Lange later apologized for the comments. For his part, President Trump who had previously
warned of a quote bloodbath if he didn't win in a newly aired interview taped before Biden HE'S READY TO FACE ANY OPPONENT. THEY HAVE BAD POLICIES, FORGET ABOUT THE PEOPLE.
THE WHOLE THING IS A MESS.
IF WE DON'T WIN THIS ELECTION
WE'LL BE IN A RECRUITMENT
WITHOUT ANYONE ELSE.
AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU'RE NOT IN A RECRUITMENT
WITHOUT ANYBODY ELSE.
I'M SURE IT WILL BE
DIFFERENT.
BUT I WOULD SAY
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE NOT IN A RECRUITMENT WITHOUT ANYBODY ELSE. Forget about the people. The whole thing is a mess.
If we don't win this election, we...
By the way, when people are saying like, bro, you're giving them advice?
What the fuck are you doing? You know some of them watch you?
Yeah, it don't matter.
You want to know why?
Because
they can't help themselves.
Okay?
They can't help
themselves, dude.
It's like you know how Nazis
inevitably always have to reveal
that they're Nazis? Like they just can't shut the fuck up about it.
Luckily for us,
you know, that's a good thing.
But Republicans
are in the same vein, oftentimes
for Nazi shit but
they just will not
be able to dial it back
their instincts are rotted
they have forgotten how
to campaign for like
they've forgotten how to campaign for like,
they've forgotten how to campaign against a normal Democrat.
A normal candidate.
They've forgotten how to win votes
from normal people.
They just literally keep fucking ripping,
ripping it over and over again is wild. It's wild. RIPPING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN IS WILD.
WE MAY NEVER HAVE ANOTHER ELECTION, I'M TELLING YOU THIS
MAY BE OUR LAST ELECTION.
COVERING BOTH OF THOSE VANCE EVENTS YESTERDAY YOU CAN SEE THE REPUBLICAN VP NOMINEES STILL IN THEIR Now, covering both of those Vance events yesterday you could see the Republican VP nominee step
up his attacks on Kamala Harris in real time with a dramatically darker tone setting in
between this first event in Ohio and that second one in Virginia. The Republican message
I mean, another
thing I called was like, I don't think Trump is
you know, I was like worried
for three and a half seconds that Donald Trump was actually
going to be maybe a little bit moderate. And,
you know, he immediately was like, nope, not even a little bit. Okay. Trying to unify the country
so prevalent at last week's convention in Milwaukee now seems
very much a thing of the past in this new
presidential race.
Hey, thanks for watching. There's no photo
of the moment? He may have not even written
the letter. Did Kamala and other Democrats make a deal with Joe?
Did Joe step down in exchange for...
Do you think Kamala could have won in 2016?
Fuck no, absolutely not.
And I don't think Kamala would have won in 2020 either.
Absolutely not.
They all assisted, interestingly, uh...in this whole quote coup ALL ASSISTED, INTERESTINGLY, IN
THIS WHOLE QUOTE COUPLE.
THE ENTIRE BIDEN PRESIDENCY
WAS A COVER-UP.
I THINK MICHELLE OBAMA IS NOT
OFF THE TABLE.
OKAY.
THE CONSPIRACIES ABOUT JOE
BIDEN AND THE UNFOUNDED RUMORS ABOUT A SERIOUS MISCONDUCT Okay, the conspiracies about Joe Biden and the unfounded rumors
about a serious medical event.
They are ping-ponging all over the Internet
and apparently on Fox.
Here is the other thing that you can't miss
if you're on social media tonight.
Donald Trump in an ongoing meltdown it seems
overrunning against kamala harris instead of joe biden in a new memo that is out tonight as well
the trump campaign is painting harris as dangerously liberal.
My panel is back with me,
along with CNN political analyst and New York Times
senior political correspondent Maggie Haberman
who is our special guest in the fifth seat today.
So, Maggie, this one from Trump on Truth Social really struck me.
He says to turn quote dumb as a rock Kamala Harris
from totally failed and insignificant vice president
into a future great president. No it just doesn't work that way.
He seems to be having a tough time coming to terms
with the fact that this is real life.
This is happening.
It's very confusing why Trump seems so unprepared for this
because it has only been clear for... Yeah. It's very confusing why Trump seems so unprepared for this,
because it's only been clear for five weeks
that this was probably the direction
that this is heading.
It's not what anybody's talking about.
Right.
Number one, all anybody was talking
about was that President Biden was unlikely to be
able to continue into November, and number two,
the likeliest replacement
was the vice president on top of the ticket.
So Jonathan Swan and I did a story over the weekend
about how the preparations that had been going on have been going on for awhile I DID A STORY OVER THE WEEKEND ABOUT HOW THE PREPARATIONS THAT
HAVE BEEN GOING ON AND THEY'VE BEEN GOING ON FOR A WHILE, BUT
THEY SEEM UNSETTLED ON EXACTLY WHAT MESSAGE THEY WANT TO RUN
AGAINST HER. SOME OF THAT'S NOT SURPRISING.
SHE IS LIBERAL. I'M NOT SURPRISED TO HEAR
THAT. I EXPECT to hear that. I expect they will do a lot of that, but calling her dumb as a rock
I don't think is...
House Republicans are now making this their main talking point
Speaker Johnson has urged Republicans to stay away from this talk
instead they're doubling down just well i think she's one of the weakest candidates
I've ever seen in the history of our country uh i mean intellectually
just really kind of the bottom
of the barrel.
And from this standpoint-
Dude you can't try to lean on like how stupid
Kamala Harris is when Donald Trump is running.
Okay, what are we talking about?
Like you can't literally say that this person who was like a career prosecutor, attorney
general is so stupid.
No it's supposed to be the other way dumbass
you're supposed to be like oh god
she's such an elitist
She's such an elitist who doesn't speak
to the people in the way
that they can understand what she's
saying, what are they doing?
In a straight ticket matchup,
Donald Trump versus Kamala Harris.
Ain't nobody is going to be like,
yeah I think the stupid one
is Kamala Harris.
Just totally racist shit, she was the AG for the largest state
in the country, senator and VP for four
years during a 50-50 divided Senate
where she cast more tear breaking important votes than any VP. What are they even saying
Lamal? Yeah, I just like it is also especially
stupid to say this.
Like, you're saying this against Kamala Harris
who has like a solid track record
in terms of her intelligence?
That's one thing.
But she's not running against Mitt Romney. She's running against Donald Trump. Donald Trump objectively is a fucking dumbass. He doesn't know his ass from
his elbow.
Like, what are we talking about?
Like, he's just good
at marketing.
He's good at reading the room, but that's it. The only guy
that Donald Trump
who is objectively
a weak candidate
okay very toxic
and a very weak
candidate
the only guy
that Donald Trump could have
potentially defeated
easily
and even then it wasn't that easy
because again he is
incredibly fucking
uh,
incredibly weak
was Biden
whose brain
had deteriorated.
Okay?
In a fucking
straight matchup
you have to literally
have demonstrable
brain disease
like an actual diminished
cognitive function
to be able to look like you're,
you know,
not as intelligent as fucking Donald Trump.
Donald Trump's appeal is that he,
he is not super intelligent.
Donald Trump's appeal is that
he's saying what everybody thinks.
Feel me? I'm not going to say that. just who she is and the policies, the positions that she's taken.
Her failure to do anything
in terms of the border or that sort of thing
I think it's just a failure from top
to bottom. I think she was a
DEI hire and I think that that's what we're seeing.
And I just don't think they have anybody else,
I just think that they are in real disarray.
Yeah yeah no definitely it is the Democrats
that were in a state of panic
and in real disarray.
No, definitely
it's not
the person who is like
directly
going against what their
fucking speaker of the party is saying
uh
in their wishes to be like please stop saying
Kamala Harris is only in this position
because she's black and
inferior and dumb
and a slut or whatever.
Please, this is going to look bad.
This is going to look
really fucking bad. Can we just take one more moment to laugh at everyone who thought Biden should stay in?
Lamar, Jesus.
This has completely flipped the race.
I wouldn't say completely flipped the race,
but trends are looking pretty fucking solid.
Having said that, however, having said that,
it's also largely a consequence of the Republicans being in a state
of panic currently and not having like an immediate
response to this change. What is this?
RNC Research.
It's on Wisconsin!
Like, what is happening?
Dude, this is not a good line of attack.
Kamala Harris brought her cackle to Milwaukee
Good afternoon Wisconsin
Wow I can't believe she's laughing
What are they doing?
Dude,
what are they
doing? Just say she's the border
czar and say she wants to
tax everybody out the ass what is going on port reform would be a
better fucking advocate point to advocate for than this.
You got to admit her laughing is disturbing to watch
no she's goofy
for sure
she's definitely goofy
but like this is not one of those moments.
It's goofy when she's talking about how much
she loves Venn diagrams, but that
alone is not going to be a
good line of attack.
Okay? That's one.
Like... And two, this okay that's one like and two this isn't even a moment where it's like weird you Like, this is what I was trying to talk about
when I was making this comparison between like
Hillary Clinton and the attacks
against Hillary Clinton,
and how attacks against Hillary Clinton were successful.
Because Hillary Clinton
had bad press
for like 30
fucking years leading up
to the 2016 election cycle.
Like, you cannot try
to do Hillary Clinton shit
To Kamala Harris
People don't know who the fuck she is
Like that
They don't know her like that
It's just not gonna work
I mean It's just not going to work.
I mean, that's not stopping the Republicans from trying to do it but
I think it's again a bad idea
not a successful idea
I think it's a bad idea, not a successful idea. I think it's a
bad idea.
Please stop flexing your perception right now.
You're writing next week's scripts for all of
GroiperTube, man.
Yeah,
Your most milquetoast Republican believes Hillary Clinton has hit squads on speed dial.
Like that's...
There is like so much.
There's so much on Hillary Clinton,
and like I said, some directly warranted
and some even unwarranted.
That's how fucking manic the Republicans were on the Clinton name.
Is it a strategy memo?
You know, I think that's just Donald Trump talking and he has a habit.
Bro just gained 10,000 viewers
of the fuck? No I didn't
when I serve ads
and there's a middle
of the hour one minute ad break is a secret
one
the view count jumps One minute handbrake is a secret one.
The view count jumps up, I don't know why and then it goes down a lot
and then it turns around again and normalizes. I don't know what it is. spreading conspiracy theory about the vice president
and about whether she is eligible to serve,
which is completely unfounded.
He consistently has the same types of attacks against women
It is mentally unstable or weak
or not up to it and so forth.
And so there is a real risk for him.
Look, some of this is priced in, right?
I think a lot of voters kno this is the case with him
But there was a risk that he is going to be more vulnerable than ever Some of this is priced in, right? I think a lot of voters know This is the case with him
But there is a risk
That he is going to go too far
And that there will
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I'm just kidding.
Benjamin Niniaho, four-month subscriber. whatever.
It will be a backlash effect and so we'll see what that looks like. Look, I have to say the unity thing?
Do you remember that?
That was like three days ago.
It was a brief moment in time.
Where did that go?
What happened?
Well, that still exists because unity
to Donald Trump means everybody unifies behind him, right?
And so he's still holding out hope that can happen.
But you know, to Maggie's point about their unpreparedness
I'm surprised by it as well
Because the research department at the RNC are
always have been and will be very skilled
pros. And they've... Yeah.
That's why I'm shocked. They
are. For better or for
worse, those motherfuckers are
ruthless, okay?
They are.
Because think about it this way.
They get Republicans elected
on policies that are
genuinely bad for the people voting
for the Republicans to get elected.
And right now,
they are not that way at all.
They were not that way
in 2022 either, by the way,
which is weird.
Clearly for four years,
been focusing on Kamala Harris,
Gretchen Whitmer and Gavin Newsom too over recent weeks,
but over the past five,
six weeks or longer,
they've been building a real solid book, what we call
a book or research book on Harris.
Dumb as A Rock is not page one of that.
It's not even page 45 and it's probably
a longer book than 45 pages.
OK but who's in charge here right? Who's robbing the train?
Mr. Jesse is the one robbing this train. You can write a
book! I mean that book served
me as much purpose as it would serve him if he didn't read
it. You know what I mean? So
I can only imagine the level of frustration you would have if you were prepared for this obvious circumstance that was going to come up.
And then you hand it to him.
Well, it also comes off as...
You hand it to Chris Vosavita.
You hand it to Susie Wiles.
But he goes off book because even at
the convention,
think of his speech.
The whole build up
to that was machismo.
It was Hulk Hogan.
Like I mean
I'm a millennial.
I didn't
I'm genuinely surprised
how I went from
despising Kamala
and everything she stood
for in 2020 to actually kind of excited about her now. Well, there's a lot of wear and tear when you're a political watcher. Also this is the general so obviously it's a little different. The Democratic Party has also been
in power over the past
four years, and some of
the attempts that they've made in terms
of policy have been in a positive direction
when it comes to domestic policy certainly not foreign policy i'm not saying
that at all okay In 2020, you also had Bernie Sanders like an objectively better progressive option.
It's context. You were comparing her to Bernie as a real possibility versus now which was Biden or Trump. Both old white races to her
right. Exactly.
In terms of Kamala Harris,
she is...
Her track record, no matter how much
you want to...
No matter how little
you can point
to her track record
in the Senate
because she was
a senator under Trump
where Democrats
make moves like they're fucking
radical socialists
themselves
it still shows that
she wanted to present herself as a progressive
person her track record is objectively more progressive than She wanted to present herself as a progressive person.
Her track record is objectively more progressive than Joe Biden's is, right?
This doesn't mean that she's a great candidate.
She's far from my first choice. I don't think that she would have won in 2020, I don't think that she would have won in 2016
and
I think that
personally
putting her on the ticket for Biden was because she
was not exactly a bright shining star in the democratic party.
Donald Trump is objectively a good candidate. What are you talking about?
Brother, two years of negative real wage growth
led to massive L's
for Trump-backed,
massive L's for Trump-backed
candidates in the midterms.
Trump is so objectively
weak and so
despised that
the Republican Party saw that
and were like, we have to replace them.
And because they're bad,
their only replacement was Ron DeSantis
who was literally the least charismatic individual.
Like so much worse than Kamala Harris.
I think Kamala Harris is a charisma suck
for the most part.
Obviously, she is
better than Joe Biden because
she's not a corpse.
But there is
very few individuals
In American politics
As uniquely uncharismatic
As Ronald McDonald DeSantis.
Okay? Okay.
He has failed assassination buff?
What no he doesn't he has actually failed
the assassination buff.
The polls didn't even move in his direction after he got fucking domed.
And not only that, but the polls have now moved in the opposite direction because the Democrats replaced the carcass with a younger more vibrant more dynamic candidate.
That should literally tell you how despised this person is. I have not seen that.
I don't think you've seen much of anything. I have not seen that.
I don't think you've seen much of anything.
Doughboy Douglas, thank you for the 10 tier one.
Give this subs.
The narrative that the 2020 elections were Trump versus anti-Trump elections and he lost.
What are the people on thinking Trump is a good candidate?
They just like Trump. That's it. Like people are...
Americans are usually pretty like scared about openly talking about political violence.
It's a very, it's a liberal tendency, right?
That a lot of Americans have
and I'm actually kind of shocked
I'm actually
kind of shocked at how
openly
people are just like yeah no
the shooter shouldn't have missed.
Like how openly people
have been saying shit like that?
You used to be a fan of Trump too?
Yeah, totally.
I mean, I still am
but I was back then as well. the thing is
like they tried
to be like oh how dare you
criticize the president
he just got shot at, right?
And Americans are like, what
do you mean there's a school
shooting every week?
The fuck are you talking
about?
Like I think we are
spiritually a broken
nation.
Not to get all
lived up on that aspect, but I think
we are so dull.
We're just entirely too neutral on violence in general, and Republicans are absolutely the worst party to try to make an argument about violent political rhetoric.
Yeah, Trump fires up the Republican base but the problem is that normal people find him distasteful.
This is an example where the stark divides of the country are exposed
like
yeah, like we just don't give a fuck
about violence
at all to unhealthy
degrees in my opinion.
Yeah, we are utterly desensitized.
And like I said, Republicans
are basically the worst people
to try to fucking be like
how dare you guys do violent sentiment?
What's the violence sentiment calling trump hitler your vice presidential
pick did that dumb ass what an insane flub all they needed to do after the fucking shooting was basically fucking hard reset and just be like, listen, I think our country is too divided. Everyone's played a role in this.
I am going to be the great uniter. I'm played a role in this.
I am going to be the great uniter.
I'm going to fight for America like I did for the past fucking four years
when I was the president.
Look at how divided this country has become
under Joe Biden.
His policies are objectively awful and I'm going to run on
policies, I'm going to be the moderate pick
like try to fucking moderate his opinions
try to moderate
his position
he didn't do any of that
he just immediately went
I'm going to unite the country
and then started talking about how fucking
gay and
Hispanic the Democrats are.
And,
the gay Hispanic
migrant
murder rate
is 100,000 a day
or whatever the fuck.
It was crazy.
Obviously, he can't help himself.
He was never going to fucking do that anyway, but like... Would Trump face calm and pussy if he calls for a reunion?
Fuck no.
Dude, Donald Trump
could turn around and say
we must
deliver the means of production
to the working class
and that the international workers
of the world must unite.
For a proletarian revolution.
And his fans would be like, oh I love him.
He's so sick for saying that.
What do you mean?
He has a lot of appeal in his own base.
It's basically a fucking cult.
So
because of that
reason
think about the Nazis online
that you encounter on a regular basis
on Twitter.com, okay?
They're still very much America first
and very much love Donald Trump
and in their minds... first and very much love Donald Trump.
And in their minds,
they're thinking like no, Trump doesn't dick ride Israel
Trump is not the most popular politician in Israel
Those Nazis hate Israel because, you know,
its a Jewish nation right? Its supposed to be
a Jewish ethno-state but its not like
they don't hate it because of
Israel's objective fascism
they hate it because they hate Jews, right?
Those guys still
demonstrate this
very weird cognitive
dissonance where in their
minds like Donald Trump actually is secretly based and is not unconditionally pro-Israel.
Why are they doing that? Because they like Trump.
They like all the other racist shit.
Do you see me?
Do you understand what I'm trying to say here?
People make up their own minds once they,
like,
are invested on a candidate.
That plays a pretty significant role in the way that people go out and vote.
Problem is you can't do that when you have a cadaver, Like Joe Biden.
People couldn't make up their minds on Joe Biden doing the right thing actually, or whatever corresponds to their own personal motivations
and own personal ideology they couldn't fit that to Joe Biden because Joe Biden was too busy going,
and most people can't make sense of that.
They can't be like, oh, when he said we beat Medicare,
that actually meant he wants to we beat medicare that actually meant like um he wants to do more medicare I don't even get that.
But it was men meant to make him look tough because he was contrasting Joe Biden.
Now you're running against a woman, it looks kind of silly
It looks kind of ridiculous
I would be frankly pretty pissed too
if I did my whole convention
and don't get another shot at that
And you are running against a completely different candidate.
He really he put out on Truth Social something along the lines of like we want to redo they
said he wanted his money back for this because they're realizing they missed their best op
and biggest opportunity against her.
Trump defeating Hillary Clinton means that he probably thinks
he can say whatever he wants, but I remember working on
Richard Burr's Senate campaign in 2004
where we ran against Erskine Bowles
And after the campaign
I got together with my counterpart
on the Bulls' campaign, Carlos Monge.
Great guy.
Shout out to Carlos.
And we talked about why did you do this
and why did we do that?
We waited for Erskine Bowles to attack us first,
that he had more money.
Dude there's nothing funnier than the Republican Party
basically trying to make everyone remember January 6th.
I've often talked about how, like,
not a lot of people give a shit about that.
Okay?
Like, Americans are not voting on January 6th, right?
They're not.
There's just not like it was bad.
People think it's crazy and you know,
it's a reminder that like
at the top of the hour there is a 3 minute ad break
and there was still a 3 minute
ad break on January 6th
and of course just like with January 6th
I was providing wall toto-wall coverage.
I'm doing that now and if you want that to be
uninterrupted all you need to do is subscribe for $6
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Hopefully that's me.
You can also get gifted
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but here's the 3-minute ad break now.
Ha! to the sub if you're lucky, but here's a three minute break now. Thank you. Anyway, um...
I also- Dude, why are people sending me this 2024 election
watch? What the fuck? This has no likes,
dude.
Push Trimmer and journalist Hasan Peker lays out why Pritzker
may be the slam dunk choice of the 2024
VP nom.
Like what?
There's like multiple people
in a Discord that sent me this link.
I don't understand it.
... Anyway, um... Anyway Where the fuck was I
A bunch of people Have sent me that tweet, and I don't know why they have.
But January 6th is not this ever-present threat
that the Democrats are thinking about constantly,
no matter how hard MSNBC should have hit that angle.
Here's the quickest way MSNBC should have hit that angle.
Here is the quickest way here is,
however,
the quickest way that you can actually remind Americans that you're a sore loser and also simultaneously all of like
the weird legal battles
that you tried to fight
and lose
when you were attempting to overthrow
the elections
and the outcome because you didn't like it.
Doing January 6th style initiatives
to try to make sure Biden stays on the ticket
and to try to get the FEC
to not allow Kamala Harris to use
the fucking war purse
that was developed under
uh, the Biden-Kamala Harris ticket.
You're just
basically trying to do whatever like
legal trickery that you can do
instead of fighting a fair race
and
that will absolutely
any fucking smart political analyst should look
at that and go well they did this remember
when they tried to do the fucking you know
false electors scheme
that Donald Trump should be getting criminally
prosecuted over as a matter of fact right now?
Text Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick
Donald Trump's going to win in November and we will be rid of all this DEI woke culture bullshit nonsense.
I won't use the word that America has been subjected to.
Wait what?
What word is he saying?
Look at this fucking loser. Who is this person? I'm blocked by them.
I'm blocked pretty funny.
They're just trying their very best.
Good luck.
Good luck to the Republicans."
I think he could write his own checks
and he never did
because Bowles ran against Elizabeth Dole
two years earlier
and he attacked Dole first
And that defined his candidacy
as being negative
and misogynistic.
And so he would attack
Richard Burr, a man...
Republican men,
if you're running against women,
you have to be
a little careful
on how you do that. Donald Trump isn't a
character person. You will never do that but I also, it's not just Donald
Trump, I mean I want to play what's been going on over on Capitol Hill this is
how they've been talking about the vice president.
We are in the fight for Biden said, first off he says hire a black female for vice president and that not just skipped over what about what about white females what about
this is so bad this is so reddit bro yo this is too Reddit.
What about what females?
Like I've never... I would never expect that kind of accent
to say those words, okay?
What about white females?
Any other group, just when you go down that route
and you take mediocrity
and that's what they have right now as a vice president 100 she was a dei hire
her record is abysmal at best
first it's the d i higher part first and then it's the record.
But they can't help themselves with going at the race part of this.
Let me just say something here.
Please do.
This is gonna work out badly
because
they worked very
hard to attract black men
into the Republican Party
They worked very hard to attract Latin men into the Republican Party. They worked very hard to attract Latin men into
the Republican party, and they were getting a little bit of momentum there
There are a lot of black men... No! No they didn't
They did not work very hard. They literally kept saying,
Donald Trump is a
convict and was shot at.
He's just like the blacks, am I
right?
That's it. that's literally it
that's all they did over and over again
no
the real problem was on
the Democratic party side
yeah or oh yeah who could forget when they said black people love 400
sneakers yeah they worked really hard to get black men on board when
they made it pivot to 4G auto blow. Where the fuck is it? Hold on. I thought I had that link here somewhere, yeah.
Look at their sick pivot to black men.
It's the mayor of McAville baby
Hey you know who we voting for we voted
donald trump baby america needs safe
america red pill pop it's working in the trunk Republican for G and keeping those
books up by the blue mega nation oh what a black white and brown party go take
your freedom night now president cuz they can't be two tier justices. Put America first.
FJB, FJB, FJB, FJB.
Wait, even this song? FJB Fuck Joe Biden.
It's just yeah he's not on the ticket anymore.
Who you talking to? You know what I mean
Outdated
That was
This was at the RNC
Already outdated
Too late for the edit dude
Voting donald trump, baby
America me safe america me. We voted trump trump, baby America needs saving. America needs saving!
We voted Trump, Trump baby
November 5th we going crazy
November 5th we going crazy
Now I pledge allegiance to vote for Trump
There's a red wave coming, you gon' serve or what?
And God I trust to take the devil away
Lock Joe Biden up and throw the key away
Your propaganda ain't gonna work on me
Body dynamics is like you working for free i demand reparations from every
idiot that voted for joe biden boy period here we go cb joe is a fraud and the blood map in
the overall files the media is the enemy of the people.
The Democrats and the fake news.
Oh, shit.
MJB.
Dude, Amber Rose got to be so broke, dude.
It's crazy.
Like this is when you are in a dire situation.
Like you have to be,
you have to be so fucking broke.
Like you're,
you're done.
Like you're done tomorrow You're done tomorrow.
You might actually lose your housing tomorrow and that's why
you had to do all this.
Look at this hog.
And they don't like me?
A campaign ad filmed on the speaker's balcony where campaign politics are explicitly prohibited.
Neither in Jefferson City, but I don't give a fuck.
Oh, this is my favorite
Valentina Gomez. She's awesome.
Isn't that the chick who
like
isn't she the one who was like
doing like weird
podcast adjacent like who was like doing weird podcast
adjacent fitness tips
and cum retention
or whatever. She's awesome
I am at the speaker's balcony, and they don't
like me here, and neither in Jefferson City.
But I don't give a fuck!
I speak the truth, catch pedophiles,
and I'll be Missouri's 41st Secretary of State.
What the fuck?
Yo, dude The moderate Republican Party
Is awesome
Just fucking awesome.
Oh, she was the one who said don't be weak and gay.
That's the one, right?
Yo, she's my goat.
What? What? What?
What does that have to do with anything?
Why did she post... What? Why did she put, what?
Just put that in there for no reason.
Like look at...
Oh, that's so funny.
I mean, you know why?
I don't know man is Missouri like but that's like I don't know
what I don't know.
That's the type of shit that like only appeals to dudes
on Twitter who live in like
who live in Staten Island
right
that's the type of shit
that only that's the type of shit that only,
that's the type
of campaign
that only appeals
to like
the psycho
Republicans
living in
a deep blue district.
I don't know
how much
Missouri Republicans are like yo that's my shit.
Like I love that.
Amber Rose fought bankruptcy to dodge credit card debt six months ago?
Oh, that makes a lot of sense that that actually well there you go
that's not surprising at all like this is what you do when you're in that sir uh when
you're in that prediction jb America needs saving. America needs saving.
We voted Trump, Trump baby.
Trump, Trump baby.
November 5th we going crazy.
November 5th we going crazy. Oh my God.
Two-way Kamala Harris, 44%, Donald Trump 42%.
Three-way Kamala Harris, 42%, Donald Trump 38% with RFK Jr. on the ticket,
which by the way was crazy.
RFK literally said he would endorse Donald Trump
if they gave him like a position in the White House and
Donald Trump said no.
So now he's just staying in the Rays as a spoiler for him. It's awesome
That's awesome
Actually
Vance says Oh oh my God.
Physionomy.
I know.
Vance has wartime physionomy.
Yeah.
Why do you think the Democrats have like not actually talked about?
What is this? is working on the unity government with hamas and qatar we haven't
reviewed the so-called beijing declaration as we've made clear for months before october 7, Hamas a terrorist organization. They can't be a role
for a terrorist organization. Oh damn
they're so mad
they're so mad
other big boys are at play here
Democrats don't do anything for us and
biden's week and then the people they're starting to look over there at the republican party you
start insulting black women you're going to see something
that you haven't seen before. Black men are not going to put up with that.
I want to send a warning as clear as I can.
I was on the phone call with 20,000 black men.
The word protect came up about 1,000 times.
Protect this sister.
Protect the sister.
We're going to protect her.
Protect her.
You are about to see something you haven't seen before.
Look, people
messed around with Hillary Clinton and said a bunch of
mean stuff to her. Black men set that out.
We won't set this out.
So I don't think that the Republican Party understands
that all the work that they did trying to get us over there,
two more days of this is going be a problem.
And the strategy is in part also
to draw a wedge between Black men
and Black women, which if you listen
to Van, he's saying that's not
going to work but that is the strategies
to say they're so focused on women? I don't think
it's like that holistic. I think
it's just like
simply off-putting
That's it
Black people know what racism looks like when it's a
microaggression or a macroaggression
right? Or just an aggression-aggression
and every single moment that you're like
yeah, no, she's stupid
she's dumb. When you talking about like a fucking attorney
general for California and you're like, oh, she's
like a stupid dumb bitch who
suck dick to get their position.
Yeah, people are gonna be like, ah
seems a little weird. Like that's it
It's just a reiteration of like
How racist your side is
You need to hide that
If you want to win over any kind of voters of color.
Or with Latinos, you don't really
need to do that, you need to angle it in a different way.
Some Latinos like with Cubans
you have to be extra racist.
You just need to be out of control, anti-brown.
Black women they're not focused on you. Let me ask this question, though,
because the people on this call
that you're talking about
were a subset of the population
and one could argue
we're a subset
of the population
that you didn't have
to worry about
in the first place
because these margins
are so crazy.
Democrat math requires you basically to
get 105 of black people to vote for them this goes from 90 percent of black men voting with
the democrats 280 which is still 4 out of 5, which is still overwhelming. You've still got
a problem. So I agree with you that there
is a significant portion of this population that
is doing that. The question is really more
so the people who are tied into the YouTube
algorithms that tie it a little bit too much in these notions of masculinity.
How are you going to reach them on this? Like Stacey Abrams in Georgia, I think is
the great example. I love Bimani Jones so much.
For the record,
this is the first time I've heard someone actually
bring up
this angle when talking about
when talking about like
potentially
black voters and their point
of radicalization
it is 100% correct, and it is 100% correct.
And it is one that I've never heard on CNN
nor any other mainstream media platform
and he's literally,
he's a sports commentator.
He's brilliant.
I love Amani Jones. He's great.
What was the black male support for her
or the lack thereof when it came down to it?
I think this is going to wind up being a little bit different because
I think that
when you see
black women moving the way that they're moving,
40,000 on a phone call last night.
I think the level of social pressure
on black men to stand up this time
because this is not against
some weirdo governor.
This is about Donald Trump."
And so I think...
Yeah, there will be some black men who peel away,
but that motion is going to be frozen.
To the extent if it just stayed Joe Biden
and you've seen a big flow of black men
I think you're gonna see black men freeze
and begin to move back
because the despicable Joe in his hoe
That stuff that's starting to bubble up.
That's not going to work.
And there's a women angle to this as well because every woman
is familiar with mediocre white men telling them you didn't earn this
and that's what they're saying about a woman who is an attorney general,
a U.S. senator,
a vice president and federal prosecutor.
The resume is there.
You are going to hear a lot of that come up
and I think that there
is something that a lot of these women in the suburbs
who don't like Donald Trump but were
gravitating toward him because they felt like Joe Biden was weak could see this and be like,
I'm going to be with her. That's a resume I'm impressed with. There is the double haters issue,
right? I mean at the end of the day, at the pathND OF THE DAY, AT THE PATH THAT DEMOCRATS WERE
ON THERE WAS A VERY LIKELY LOSS
WITH PRESIDENT BIDEN.
VOTERS HAD MADE UP THEIR MIND
WHERE THEY WERE, THE CLASS OF
DOUBLE-HATER VOTERS AND I KNOW
POSTLERS WHO HATE THAT TERM BUT
THERE ARE A GROUP OF
VOTERS WHO DIDN'T LIKE EITHER CANDIDATE.
DONALD TRUMP OR JOE BIDEN. KAMALA HARRIS IS A DIFFERENT
MESSENGER. THE OTHER THING TOO THAT I
THINK JUST HASN'T BEEN FACTORED IN YET, THERE'S SO MUCH WE
DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE NEXT 3 1⁄2 MONTHS. that I think just hasn't been factored in yet. There's so much we don't know
about the next three and a half months,
but one thing we don't know,
and I think this gets...
Yes, double haters, dude.
People who hated Joe Biden
and hated Donald Trump.
They are a very...
It is infinitely more commonplace
Than you would think
I mean, I was a double hater
Many people in this fucking community
Are double haters.
I said it.
I was like,
I'm not voting for Joe Biden.
I don't give a fuck.
People are freaking out on me. I don double Portuguese.
It's overlooked is press I'm double Portuguese.
What's overlooked is President Biden was delivering a sporadic at best message
against Donald Trump.
He was not really campaigning.
He would give an occasional speech about democracy.
He was not out there doing very much, frankly.
The last few weeks have been the closest thing to a campaign
that he really did in a sustained way
and it still wasn't enough.
So when someone is framing the argument that he really did in a sustained way, and it still wasn't enough.
So when someone is framing the argument against Donald Trump
in a sustained way,
that could have a very different effect on the polling
than what we've seen so far.
It may not, but there's just been an absence of that.
Blocking and tackling in politics really does matter.
And so over the next 106 days...
We are going to take our case
to the American people and we are going to take our case to the American people and we are going to win.
From the presidential headquarters in Delaware, Vice President Kamala Harris taking over the campaign office from Joe Biden.
We are deeply, deeply grateful for his service to our nation.
Who called into the event while recovering from COVID
after stepping down from the race.
Joe, are you watching?
Do you hear this clapping?
Can you see it?
I'm watching.
I'm watching.
I know it. Voters reacting to the news
I think for her to carry a torch makes sense
My biggest thing is making sure that Trump doesn't get in on us
but I would want
to know too what her policies are
harris preparing for her biggest moment yet as she seems poised to become the first
black woman and asian american to lead a major party ticket she's been
a trailblazer throughout her 30 plus years as a public servant i will be the
first but i will not be the last.
You know, I was raised by a mother who said that to me all the time."
She's now racked up endorsements including former Speaker Nancy Pelosi
The newly launched Harris campaign raising a record $81 million
in the first 24 hours.
As she steps into the spotlight,
Harris will face criticisms of her past
from both Republicans over issues like immigration
and Democrats wary of her time as a prosecutor
and her sometimes bumpy public persona.
I love Venn diagrams, it's just something about those three circles and the analysis
about where there is the intersection, right?
Yeah.
I see people that you agree with me, right?
We did it.
We did it, Joe.
Some may think of Harris in the context of her memorable moments and comments that have gone
viral my mother used to she would give us a hard time sometimes and she would say to us
i don't know what's wrong with you young people. You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
This moment, once again, flooding social media.
Not
clip That clip being on Nightline is exactly what I mean when I say Twitter is not real life, but has the capacity to become real life by
getting shit
in front of
mainstream media producers.
That is an entire
Twitter op, the coconut tree shit.
It went from Twitter to TikTok
and it blew the fuck up
and And it blew the fuck up.
And now it's like a salient position.
It's something that's getting coverage from Nightline. That's crazy.
You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
Pop star Kesha even releasing A remix of her song blow featuring harris you think
you just fell out of a coconut tree dance she's famously been portrayed by comedian Maya Rudolph on SNL. The Democratic Party needs
to stop taking black women for granted, specifically one black woman. Me.
To her husband Doug and stepchildren, the 59-year old political veteran is Mamala.
And I've had a lot of titles over my career
and certainly vice president will be great but mamala
will always be the one that means the most her story began in
the san francisco bay area a first generation American, born to an
Indian mother and a Jamaican father
who divorced when she was six.
For Harris and her sister Maya, their
mother, Shamala, a breast cancer
researcher, was their North Star.
Our mother was fierce in her belief that you will be judged
based on your actions not your words.
Her mother raised her and Maya as black women
because that's what they were And And it was a very intentful upbringing
and Kamala really, you know, was proud of it." A formative experience was being bused to school
something she talked about during a 2019 debate.
There was a little girl in California who was part of the second class
to integrate her public schools and she was busted.
Joe Biden's fucking face looks so different
in 2020.
Bro,
I know that's
not the point here but but God damn bro.
2019 sorry, not 2020.
Bro what did they do to him?
What? do to him? They cloned
them. Now I believe it.
I'm a clone guy now.
They cloned them and they put an
objectively worse version,
an objectively worse version, an objectively worst clone.
To school every day and that little girl was me.
Every school day of the year in Berkeley
buses move almost 3,500 children across town.
To be able to be bussed and go into this other environment
it transports you into a whole another little universe
It just expands your mind into a whole other little universe.
It just expands your mind.
If the bus driver needed to say something and the kids were talking,
Kamala would make sure people tamped down
so that everyone could listen to what the bus driver was saying.
Is that a POTV?
I recall her saying that she wouldn't be senator
if she hadn't had that opportunity.
She went on to study at Howard,
a historically black university where she was on the school's debate team preparing for her law school at UC San Francisco.
She did the work! There is nothing given to her. I me
was one to not let anyone
She worked her way up the
deputy district, you alr
baby and sign cop at birt You already know it's ACAP, baby.
Assigned cop at birth.
What do you think that means, bro?
You get cop instinct.
Yeah. Exactly. yeah exactly
at the age of six
she was already a cop I'm sorry. prosecuting gang violence, drug trafficking and sexual abuse.
In 2004 she became the first woman in San Francisco's history to become district attorney.
She was later elected California's Attorney General
The first female and person of color in that position
before going on to join the U.S. Senate in 2017.
At the time she was only the second black female to become a U.S.
Senator. I intend to fight.
I intend to fight for Black Lives Matters.
I intend to fight
for truth and transparency
and trust.
Harris became known for her work on the judicial
and intelligence committees with a strong stance
on civil and abortion rights,
which she grilled future Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh
about during his nomination hearing.
Can you think of any laws that give the government
the power to make decisions about the male body?
I'm not a, I'm not thinking of any right now, Senator.
In 2019 she too ran for president
Sick of this? Well think about this
Taking aim at Donald Trump in this campaign ad.
He's tearing us apart, she'll bring us together.
On the debate stage, she got tough with Joe Biden.
It was hurtful to hear you talk about the reputations of two United States senators who built their
reputations and career on the segregation of race in this country.
Joe Biden then tapping her as his running mate
in August 2020. Harris's debate skills were put
to the test against Vice President Pence.
Joe Biden has been very clear he will not raise taxes
on anybody who makes
less than $400,000 a year.
He said he's going to
repeal the Trump tax cuts.
Mr. Vice President,
I'm speaking.
I'm speaking.
Her 2020 victory
another first.
And to the children of our country, regardless of your gender,
our country has sent you a clear message.
Dream with ambition,
lead with conviction
and see yourselves in a way that others may not
simply because they've never seen it before.
But know that we will applaud you every step of the way as vice president Harris has taken
the lead on the abortion right here's the other shit though
like she literally hemorrhaged
her staff throughout the entire four
years and
objectively was like
goofy as fuck
and routinely had issues
with that, routinely had issues
with staffing
And I genuinely don't know
Like, I don't know what her actual ideological positions
are i don't know what her like what the what the staff looks like around her now No, the demon is Klobuchar. The American Pronunciation Guide Presents ''How to Pronounce Roe v. Wade''
Court overturning Roe v. Wade. America must trust women.
America
must honor individual choice.
America
must defend freedom.
In 2021, President Biden
tasking Harris to lead diplomatic efforts
with three Central American countries
to address the root causes of
migration. The White House praising
her work but Republicans have hit her hard on the immigration issue.
Kamala had one job, one job, and that was to fix the border.
Now imagine her in charge of the entire country.
In 2021, after Harris was criticized for not visiting
the southern border yet as vice president...
Bro, they really cooked her like
God Joe such a piece of shit.
Like I can't believe the fucking missions
that they put her on as vice president.
They were like, what's our...
What's our
least strong position?
That's right, the fucking border.
Alright Kamala, you're responsible
for the border.
Like the psychos they
center on was so
humiliating.
... It was so humiliating. But beyond that, it was like objectively bad for her future career prospects. I'm going to be honest with you. I think it's a very important
thing that we're all
working together on this
because if we don't do
something about it,
then the world will collapse and We are going to the border.
We've been to the border."
In her very first overseas trip as vice president, she told Guatemalan migrants to not come to
the U.S., drawing criticism from immigration advocates.
Do not come
The United States will continue
to enforce our laws and
secure our border
While Republicans had previously hammered Biden
for his age, the script has now been flipped at 78
trump is now the oldest presidential nominee in history trump reacting to the campaign shake-up
on his truth social posting a series of seething messages saying he will now have
to start all over again.
Trump himself was once a supporter of Kamala Harris.
He donated $6000 dollars to her 2014 campaign for reelection as California Attorney General
including this check for $5,000. Harris heading to Wisconsin
to campaign on Tuesday. We have doors to knock on, we have people
to talk to,
we have phone calls to make and
we have an election to win.
Ready with her own message.
And are we willing to fight for it?
And when we fight,
President Biden returns
to Washington D.C., tomorrow. raised more than 100 million dollars since president biden stepped aside on
sunday and endorsed her top donors in hollywood and on wall
street have signaled their support but can she compete with former
president donald trump's ever-growing war chest.
Remember, at one point Elon Musk said he was going to donate
$45 million a month? That's a lot.
So Jolene Kent has been crunching the numbers.
Jolene, good morning. Good to have you in the studio.
It seems like there are a lot of numbers to crunch
There are so many numbers to crunch gail
Good morning, and since vice president kamala harris received president biden's endorsement on sunday
We've been hearing from some deep-pocketed democrats
She's a close supporter of abt hearing from some deep-pocketed Democrats.
She's a close supporter of AIPAC, spoke there multiple times. Israeli far-right
people are not displeased about this?
Dude.
There are... Dude, there are less than a handful of American congresspersons who have not spoken to AIPAC and are not like unimaginable ultra-Zionists,
okay?
And if you think the Israeli far right is actually stoked
on a black Indian woman.
I don't know what to tell you,
I feel like you've never met the Israeli far right.
No, they want Trump, okay?
The Israeli far left wants Trump over Biden. Even they are like, what are you talking about? Do you not remember what happened when Obama was president? Obama gave him $38 billion,
and they still consistently kept saying that he was dumb and black
and Muslim,
and that's why he did the Iran denuclearization agreement
and also was a
Jew-hater.
That's how they talked about Obama.
Obama gave him $38 billion over the course of 10 years.. Democratic donors hoping to make up lost ground in the fundraising battle against the former president.
Pretty crazy, yeah.
The cash and the calls are flooding in
for Vice President Kamala Harris.
I had over 400 textsXTS, EMAILS AND PHONE CALLS FROM PEOPLE
SAYING I WANT TO RAISE MONEY.
I WANT TO DONATE MONEY.
I WANT TO BE INVOLVED.
LET'S GO WIN THIS.
HOW CAN I HELP?
JOHN HENNES IS THE FORMER
FINANCE DIRECTOR FOR HARRIS' 20-YEAR-OLD FAMILY. go win this. How can I help? John Hennis is the former finance director
for Harris' 2020 presidential campaign.
I actually see
this short amount of time between
now and the election
to be a good thing
because we are all coming together as a party.
Former President Trump has a massive war chest.
Can Vice President Harris catch up?
Yeah, there's no question.
Since Sunday, the campaign says it's
raised more than $100 million
the largest one day haul in presidential
history plus
$150 million donated to
Super PAC Future Forward with more than half a million grassroots donors
giving for the first time this cycle. We are seeing everyone from the ten dollar donor
to the thousand-dollar donor showing their support for the vice president.
What are you hearing from women donors?
There's just excitement across
the board. She's never backed down
from a challenge. Harris has also
inherited $240 million that's been controlled by the Biden campaign.
We trust women to know what is in their own best interest.
She and her running mate can use Biden's campaign funds because she was already running with the president.
From the moment we take back the White House...
And the pressure is on. The Biden campaign fell behind Trump in cash-on-hand for the
first time last month, as the former president drew
the support of imagine having this much support with zero charisma I can't
imagine it the last time this happened was in 2020 when the dude was a cadaver.
And by the way,
you need to understand something.
I think that played
a big role in why Republicans were so
insane afterwards.
Like they were spiritually so shattered by that reality where
they were like, how could this cadaver defeat my God King
Trump?
It must have been it must have been
cheating. There must have been
serious cheating going on. I think that
actually played a role
in why they became so
nutty. It must have been the deep state,
it must have been cheating, I could not
comprehend how my god
King Trump would ever lose to a fucking
dead man. Okay?
Because in 2020 and just like in 2024 this is a pro-trump or anti-trump race that's it. That's it.
This matchup would have looked really bad if it was a pro-Trump, anti-Trump matchup and the guy still leading the ticket was genuinely dying.
Now there's actually...
Now there's actually a race to begin with.
There was going to be no race by the time November came around.
That's the reason why they're fucking panicking.
Of some silicon? That's the reason why they're fucking panicking....some Silicon Valley billionaires like Elon Musk...
I think there is a lot of money pouring into Trump's campaign because
they want deregula
AI, the internet and all
director and democratic d
What are your colleagues
telling you about what th
Harris? Well what they think
of Vice President Harris.
Well, they like her.
I mean, I hosted Vice President Harris a couple
of weeks ago here at our house.
Billy Crystal and a number
of other people said wow. I mean this is the you know
this is somebody i haven't seen before. Now some major donors who regularly give to Democrats
they're still sitting on the fence they're calling for an open convention a mini primary if you REGULARLY GIVE TO DEMOCRATS. THEY'RE STILL SITTING ON THE FENCE, CALLING FOR AN OPEN
CONVENTION, A MINI PRIMARY IF YOU WILL WHERE HARRIS CAN STILL
BE CHALLENGED FOR THE NOMINATION.
THE GROUP REPORTEDLY INCLUDES
NETFLIX COFOUNDER REID HASTINGS AND FORMER NEW YORK CITY MAYOR MICHAEL BLOOMBERG AND A co-founder Reed Hastings and former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg
and a few other powerful deep...
Yeah, good luck, bitch.
Suck my dick.
It's like donors do get a lot of play here.
Okay, they do, right?
But make no mistake,
if their wishes were completely antithetical
to what people were demanding on the ground,
I would have told you that
in this
previous media cycle.
Okay?
Like... Okay? Like,
it was a unique moment
where like maybe some donors
had their own aspirations
and their own goals
and their own agendas.
But overall everyone aligned with the goal and their own goals, and their own agendas.
But overall everyone aligned in this very weird moment
where people like Cenk,
people like myself were completely aligned
with Nancy Pelosi, right?
And the donors
were aligned with the actual
popular interest of
the Democratic Party,
or the democratic party's base and support.
That doesn't mean that big ticket donors get to sway
or
big ticket donors get to like change
the nominee for example.
That's not how this works at all
and it won't work that way anyway.
Pocket pockets in Silicon Valley. Those are big names, but there are definitely bigger names on the other side. It feels like they're spending more and more money to reach a fewer
small and smaller number of persuadable people in the middle.
Yes, exactly. Persuadable people in certain swing states
And a lot of money you're going to see funneled in that direction
But what's so interesting is that you are seeing most of the big guns and the deep pockets coming off the sidelines
within the moments after president biden endorsed paris so far can you tell us a lot of small
donations from people who have never donated before or is it the big pockets? So of
the 100 million that's been raised by the campaign, according to the campaign, a majority 60 percent
of those are small donor people who've never donated before so that's what makes up most of these donations
more people volunteering i think it's interesting how quickly she seems to have caught people's
attention and got people excited and what's's interesting here, too, is the momentum.
Can they maintain that momentum?
There you go.
Continue raising those dollars.
See, we're gonna be watching.
We're going to be watching.
Jolene, thank you very much.
Democrat mega-donor
and Florida personal injury lawyer,
John I know you donated a million dollars...
Oh my god!
I hope this is the fucking- I hope this is the fucking,
I hope this is one of those mega donors that's pro-Joe Manchin.
...to the Biden-Harris campaign
and I know
they'd like your money now
that Harris is likely to be the nominee. So what's next for you?
Well, what's next for me is I'm out. You know, when all this happened
I wasn't upset about it
what I didn't like was
a coronation instead of
the convention
I didn't like the idea
two or three people picking the nominee because I believe a convention would have provided perhaps a stronger candidate, or it would have made her stronger.
Famously
the vice presidential position
doesn't
ever have like an electoral
contest attached to it.
As you guys know,
presidents become president
and then they appoint who their vice president is going to be after they become president.
So, I like that idea that he's mad that the swap out occurred
between the president who stepped down
and then made his vice president
the actual nominee for the party.
I guess he forgot
the fucking 2020 election?
I don't know what's going on here.
He's like, oh well
what do you mean? nobody knows who this person is
nobody has voted for kamala harris it's like bro what are you what
like i agree if you're saying
she's untested right
in a major battleground
that's correct
she is
because when your VP it's is. She is.
Because when you're VP,
it's not like you are withstanding a lot of
fucking damage, right?
But having said that,
you can't argue that nobody voted for her.
Her name was on the fucking ballot, dude.
She got a historic amount of votes alongside Joe Biden.
That didn't happen, and so I said, you know, I'm just gonna take my money and go home
and guess what?
They're going to raise plenty of money without me.
They're not going to need me one bit this is...
But for me, it was a bridge too far.
Well they've raised a lot of money $81 million
They say in the last 24 hours or so 30 hours
or so for Kamala Harris.
But the question remains, I mean she said today,
late today that she's gonna win the nomination.
It's also especially funny to say this about Kamala Harris, who I don't think is the best VP pick for Joe Biden.
And that was a bad move from the campaign at the time.
However, with Kamala Harris
and this part is actually kind of shocking
she unlike everyone And this part is actually kind of shocking. She, unlike any other vice president,
actually had the capacity to become president
during Joe Biden's administration because he's old as fuck.
Like, so I don't get it.
I don't know why he's like...
Wait, you didn't think about this at all? You didn't consider this prospect?
Well, what does that mean
right now, win the nomination?
It pretty much forced Biden to drop out. He didn't want to drop out. He was in Washington THE NOMINATION. I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY MUCH THEY
FORCED BIDEN TO DROP OUT.
HE DIDN'T WANT TO DROP OUT.
HE WAS IN WASHINGTON 51 YEARS
AND THREW HIM TO THE SIDE
QUICKLY WHEN THEY DECIDED THE
NUMBERS DIDN'T ADD UP.
DO YOU THINK IF SHE FLAMES OUT IN A SIMILAR WAY OVER THE NEXT do you think if she flames out in a similar way over the next two weeks lord knows what's
going to happen it's been a crazy news cycle well she still looks good look she's she's
in it for she's in it forever and once pelosi endorsed her that was the end of
the convention because Pelosi had called for a mini
convention. That's over it's Kamala Harris and they're going to live and die with her.
My thought was if you could take –
Oh my God, AOC was right.
Oh my god.
I mean what he's saying kind of tracks
What AOC was like saying on Politico literally before biden dropped out the
the day before biden dropped out
i remember us joking in 2020 that we were voting for
the vp because bottom was going to die in office. Yeah.
This is Morgan and Morgan attorney.
I litigate against them all the time.
They're notorious assholes and their attorneys suck.
Okay. Fucking psychos are tripling down on this?
Anybody, don't you go and pick the two strongest
people to win.
I don't think they did but
guess what? It's not
my decision. My decision is
you all go do what you want to do, I'll stay home
because i believe to raise millions of dollars
you have to number one be enthusiastic, you have to number one be enthusiastic. You
have to believe in the person and you have to believe they can win
And if you don't have those things, you're not going
to have me.
So I'm okay with what they've done.
John,
I was an old defense attorney.
I was a criminal white-collar defense attorney.
You have a big, big law So, you make bets on cases
You make big bets because you have to put in an enormous amount of time think
you're going to get a payout at the end with a lot of contingency cases
and if you don't think that case is going to be successful,
like just the worst kind of lawyer,
are you going to put all that money in up front
and litigate that thing to the end?
I mean, you have to make that calculation.
Is that the type of thinking
that you're engaged in now?
The type of thinkin' I'm think thinking, Laura is this.
And by the way my son Matt said to tell you hello he meant you to make a wish
Oh nice!
Years ago but what I'm thinking
is this,
I own a lot of racehorses.
We just had one run in the Royal Ascot. When you go to the racetrack,
you see who you think...
Yeah, ambulance chaser versus fucking uh corporate corporate defense attorney is just like
bottom of the pile in terms of lawyering okay just absolute monstrous pieces of
shit ambulance chasing is based
okay dude ambulance chasing is still objectively better than the corporate
law aspect.
What are we doing?
What are we doing here?
Like, what is Fox News doing right now?
They have like a fucking massive libtard mega donor on who donated $1 million.
He's talking about his fucking racehorses.
What is happening?
That's right! I own
a lot of racehorses! Oh,
thank you, man. I want to hear more about the
fucking everyday experiences that you have.
Also, my son says hello.
We were at Make-A-Wish together at the foundation dinner.
He met you.
You can win and you bet on the force that you think you can,
it will win.
What?
Still more morally bankrupt to prosecute than white-collar defense?
No. You're wrong. That is like the one
aspect of prosecution that is...
No, it's...
I'm sorry.
Like when I say ACAB
I think a lot of people
misunderstand me
when I say this.
No, I still think
that's like objectively good
to prosecute corporations. I think that's objectively good to prosecute corporations.
I think it's objectively good to have regulations and hold companies
to account, and make them abide by the law. off And in this case, I don't believe she can win.
Now, does that make me a bad person?
They want to make me a bad person for saying that.
Yes, defense attorneys across the board are better than prosecutors though if that was the point you were making king leopold then you are correct yes
of course
so they want to say oh my god you're not
no I don't
think she could win
I think a combination of Joe Manchin, Andy Beshear, Josh Shapiro, Mark Kelly...
I got a thousand different scenarios that i think make more sense to win.
John, that part is gone.
Wait, what?
He just hates...
Bro just hates women.
To win. Different scenario.
Josh Shapiro
He said Joe
Manchin, bro. Shut the fuck
up. Hey!
Hey! Suck my whole ass dick Shut the fuck up. Hey, hey!
Suck my whole ass dick bro.
Get the fuck out of here.
I mean, I like Andy Beshear more than Kamala Harris.
But he's
just hitting every avenue. He's
literally just saying, you know what I like?
Man. That's what
he just said. He literally just said, you know what I want more than Kamala? Man, a man, a white man. Because like, he brought up three different Democrats with three unique perspectives.
Okay?
Like, you have a regular somewhat socially conservative...
I mean, somewhat socially conservative, I mean somewhat socially
progressive
somewhat fiscally conservative
governor in Pennsylvania Josh Shapiro
you have Andy Beshar who is like
pretty fucking progressive across the board you have Joe Manchin who was like pretty fucking progressive across the board you have
Joe Manchin who is like a spoiler and not even a Democrat so he's just like I
don't even care what their background is. I just want a man,
a white man.
Mark Kelly,
I got 1,000 different scenarios
that I think make more sense to win.
But John, that party's gone. John, that party's gone.
John, that party's gone. I hate
to tell you. You're super successful
and you don't need my political advice but
the Democrat Party has sailed.
That's gone.
Manchin was going to run for about five seconds and then he's out
like right? Like Manchin is always threatening
like I'm going to be the guy that comes in and challenge
Biden. Now he's going to challenge Harris
but he's all talk and no action He doesn't know they're never going to challenge Harris. But he's all talk and no action.
He doesn't know that it's not going to take him on.
They're never going to pick Manchin for a lot of reasons.
They're never going to pick Manchin, but there is Josh Shapiro.
There is Gretchen Whitmer.
It's like this, which person...
Oh, he mentioned Gretchen Whitmer.
Okay.
Maybe there's another aspect of Kamala Harris
that he doesn't like.
Because I thought it was odd,
you didn't mention Gretch,
Big Gretch who is pretty solid and my preference over
Kamala as well.
Or
persons do you think can win?
If you could pick any, my thought
is this, and I represent some people high up in the Trump organization.
What is going on? Bro's got bro got the thumbs up for some cases. If they had to pick one person to run against out of the whole lot,
they just picked one. I think they pick her. I think you're 100% right, John.
We have a mind-meld Democrat Republican tonight because if I'm trying to pick someone, it's
either Newsom who is a disaster in California, or it's Kamala.
All the other ones would be much harder to campaign against.
How about this?
Andy Beshear and Josh Shapiro.
Andy Beshear won twice in Kentucky, in a red state. Trump won
about 40 points. Yeah but the progressives hate him.
Yeah that's a party-that's a party that doesn't exist anymore. That party hates
Beshear. Don't forget- It's Kentucky like some of them, but that's about it.
Well but he knows how to win in difficult situations.
Shapiro can win in a swing state.
Whitmer can win in a – look, it gets –
She's like, all right, shut the fuck up.
Stop talking...
We were in agreement when you said Kamala Harris is
weak and that's why you don't want to give money to the Democrats.
Now you're talking about Kamala
Harris' potential VP pigs as
like, you know solid choices and maybe
you should shut the fuck up now dumbass.
Let me say this Michigan
and Pennsylvania if you don't win those two, it's over.
Well, if you're... John, if you are one of those characters
and you think you have a political future in 2028,
my God, I would run from the invitation
to be on Kamala's ticket.
I would run as fast as they could.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah,
definitely don't run.
Hey, those two guys you brought up that are objectively good for different reasons
on the ticket.
You should run away.
Hey guys,
if you're listening all of the good candidates that this dude brought up.
Hey, if you're listening, please run away.
Take my advice.
Run away.
It would be really bad to
be on Kamala Harris's
VP slot.
My dad used to work for him
and I have an adopted black little sister
And he called her my dad's little monkey
He's old south plantation money raisers
Jesus Christ
What the fuck on like a 10 plus DUIs
too damn he okay
I'll take back everything I said he must be a great
fucking lawyer if this motherfucker has
10 plus DUIs under his belt,
that's how you know he's a great
lawyer though.
You know
what I mean? Like who else? Like, who else?
Bro, who else, dude?
Who else
is allowed to get their license back
nine fucking times.
I guess it's Florida.
He low-key is
Florida scumbag lawyers are goaded?
Technically, it is Florida I think like
they don't even give you
pay attention to you as
a solid political pick until
your fifth DUI.
They're like, oh you got five?
This guy's going places.
Places he's going? The Capitol.
We're gonna make this guy
state legislator.
Florida We're going to make this guy a state legislator. Florida lawyering is easy mode, there are no laws.
True. He can practice law, but he can't drive law.
He doesn't have a license?
He has hired drivers?
Wait, oh now he doesn't have a license 10 duis they finally
took it away from him on the tenth one what's he doing is he making his driver drive drunk
too he's like listen it's like if I was driving drunk.
Listen, just drink this beer, okay? stole my joke I was typing it up yeah well you know how about you get better
jokes just like my ad wait add break segways
are bad fuck I did IT work for his building.
Always had a hired driver.
Why are there so many people who worked with this guy in the chat right now?
Fuck!
I gotta get drunk on the job.
I'm getting cooked out here, dude.
That was my worst segway
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There's a thermonaut break now.
Except through my night break now. Except those folks
are thinking about name ID.
What's the name ID?
There's going to be a lot of memory.
If you can't beat Trump,
if you can't beat Trump with everything they've thrown at Trump
and you go down in flames against Trump,
you're going to be the next roadkill for the Democrat Party.
They should run.
John, we got to roll.
It's great to talk to you.
Thanks so much for joining us.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
Hey guys, please, no matter what you do, don't run.
Don't run alongside Kamala Harris
because you're going to lose, I promise.
Like why do you care about the career prospects of
solid Democrats?
Solid presidential nominees?
Who are
you... who is this for?
Yeah, thanks Laura Ingram.
I'm sure
people will be paying attention to
what you have to say here
because they really think
you have the best interest of, oh my God.
162?
300 chatters rated this ad segue an average of 1.62 yikes hossy unpoggers
that is an all-time low man
that is an all time low that is a career low for me
holy you still had simpson the chat giving 10 Holy shit.
You still had Simpson in the chat giving 10-10, so it's even worse?
Oh my god. Dad. If I want Mamala?
How these memes actually help her because they speak to the truth that she's an unserious person.
Oh, come on
Greg Butfeld. You're literally
Greg Butfeld. What do you mean
unserious person?
Says you motherfucker
You literally can't even reach the floor
when you sit there with your ugly ass sneakers
And you fucking twiddled your toes
like a little child Okay get the fuck out of here
Greg Butthole, king of late night by the way
Laughter is the
thing that people will immediately
go please make this end
so sorry to pee on your coconut parade, Jessica.
Wow.
All right that's what I expect from you.
So Dana one of the great things about the internet is a place
Anybody can get it.
Anyone can get it and awkward'm sure rural america no because you know what
what unless you're in rural america thanks joe b. Are you serious?
You are a Republican on The Five at Fox News Television.
Did you just say that Democrats are holding up infrastructure spending? Are you
**** insane? Do you know what party and ideology you
represent? Okay. Listen,
dude, I fucking hate the Democrats.
Okay? I shit on them all
the goddamn time but that's a bridge
too far. Okay?
If we are
objective okay if we are if we are objectively speaking there is only one group of individuals
that are pathetically resistant, just uniquely abhorrent in terms of infrastructure spending.
And that is the Republican Party! party. What the fuck? Dude, that's disgusting. That's the type of of like dude under the hassan regime you're going to jail okay
like lying to that degree lying at that level you're going to jail if you're a republican
legislator well under the hussar regime you don't exist anyway but like let's say I'm forgiving and
I'm all loving and I let a couple of them slide if they vote no on a fucking infrastructure building
that go home to their town hall and be like i brought you money i
brought money to missouri jail directly okay
directly going to jail 100, you can't vote no.
You can't
vote no on infrastructure and then take credit
for it dude. That's fucking bullshit.
That's bullshit.
They're also literally doing infrastructure and slapping their name on it.
Biden is putting his name on economic progress, but will voters just drive right by?
No, that's like this is solid.
This is solid campaigningigning It's a good thing
It's not a bad thing
They should do that
It's very Trumpian
And I think it's smart start
biden harris admin announces 401401 million for high-speed internet access in rural areas.
There's only one fucking party that is like genuinely opposed to this shit.
Okay?
And it is absolutely,
the Republicans.
Sorry.
Oh, they have expanded broadband.
I don't need you to do that.
You know how broadband's been there.
The awkwardness is an asset.
Like Greg Buffalo's just laughing because he knows she's lying.
But that's,
that's so annoying to me,
man. That's so annoying to me, man.
That's so fucking annoying.
He thinks it's so funny
that she just lied.
It's like, yeah, got him.
Like, dumb fucks believe that shit though
on the internet
and you are seeing that
I'm just saying
that like if I was gonna be
the first woman president
I would really wanna be taken seriously.
I'm for memes,
I think that whatever
but if your too online and and if you just focus on the
too-online audience on both
sides, you're going to lose a whole
bunch of people are saying... Yeah, maybe you should tell
that to the fucking dudes
following like Groiper Rapist Hitler
and shit
or whatever.
I know that
was a meme.
JD Vance didn't
actually follow
that account
but you know
he follows accounts
adjacent to
that fake
account.
We just have somebody normal?
Do you really want Bratz
to run this country? They already do enough
damage. You don't understand the
essence of Bratz Summer? I stand corrected.
Katie, millennial it up.
I think the white boy summer memes are going to take over.
Like the Hulk Hogan memes beat out these memes.
Sorry.
Well,
I don't know.
I'm
Brian, kill me!
I'm Brian, kill myself. Oh my
God, anytime I hear old people
talk about this shit
or anyone really
no you can't do
serious analysis on memes. Oh my
God, please. I'm
Brian Killme. I'm Brian Killme.
I'm Brian Killmyself. Oh my
God. On this moment, I am Brian
Kill Me. It's hard to out-mean the
Hulk Hogan. So she's already up
25, 30 points with Gen Z.
I'm going to color myself on
cool brat means they say it means you're just like a girl
who's a little messy and likes to party
and maybe some dumb things sometimes.
Just trying to catch up to this.
How does this help her?
That's embarrassing actually that How does this help her? Well, it makes it getting a...
That's embarrassing actually.
But that's what they're putting on her.
Okay.
Well, it's because Charlie X...
That's what you do though, 30 Lamau.
Thank you for saying I'm 30.
I'm about to be 33 in two days.
But... you for saying I'm 30. I'm about to be 33 in two days, but no, I think this is cringe like CNN doing it is cringe. I think memes like this and leaning into it from a like, a professional setting is cringe as fuck.
That's why when I saw this shit, the first thing I said was, like,
I really hope they don't try to, like, lean into this meme.
Oh my lord.
I just...
I don't think Americans that actually
I don't think that Americans who actually fucking vote
give a shit about this. Like, I think it annoys them
Zax said that about her
It isn't embarrassing You're not the target demo let's just so attack
thank god i'm not attacking you they do vote The Zoomer K-Hive content,
the triumphant comeback of the Kamala Harris meme.
I'm going to throw up.
Um,
it says,
yeah,
see don't be too online.
I say to those who are listening to the five Vance has wartime physiognomy he
looks like every Civil War general who got promoted after their first few
battles happened and people figured out who was good at war.
Frankly, he looks like the
Coomers you find in college hostels.
Coomers?
I haven't heard that in a fucking long-ass time.
Your job is to be too online?
Yeah. You know what's funny about that?
My job is to be too online
and a big part of what I try to do
is like exist in the real world
outside of the moments that I'm online.
And,
I try to bridge
the two worlds
regularly.
I try to explain to people
through various different
rhetorical mechanisms
that like they are perhaps being
a little too online with their analysis
time and time again I repeat
myself on those issues
okay
good luck with that champ on those issues. Okay?
Good luck with that, champ.
I just opened TikTok and I swear to God this was the first thing I saw. um I'm Brian Kilmeade. Oh, no.
Breath summer is over, dude.
No.
It's time for
bottom autumn.
It's done. Brass Summer is done.
It's canceled.
We're out.
It's funnier every time.
Yeah, we're going to talk about Ben Shavivo.
Elon is backing out.
Elon backs down for $45 million a month,
says he doesn't subscribe to the cult of personality.
Yeah,
it's because he's a fucking charlatan
and an asshole
and he literally said
he's pledging 45 million
and then Trump the next day
did an entire RNC speech where he said if you drive electric vehicles,
You are a homosexual. I am going to make it illegal to drive electric vehicles. that's it
no
it's because
Tesla earnings
report came out
and is dog shit.
I mean,
I'm sure that's part of it,
but
I mean,
don't you think that the,
don't you think that that plays a role?
If Elon is the key man for Tesla,
and he's like openly pledging donations
to a fucking president,
a presidential candidate
who's saying I'm going to tackle the electric vehicles problem.
Don't you think that that would actually also hurt Tesla stock options?
Like, I don't get it.
He's so fucking stupid. Genuinely, one of the stupidest people.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Ugh. Oh
Guess we know where he lands on the bell curve.
Ugh, make America greater again?
Dude, you're 58 years old.
Why are you posting this meme? Why are you posting this meme?
Why are you posting any memes?
Go take care of your 11 children.
Speaking of his children, by the way... Here, let's get to the other
Elon Musk story.
What a fucking freak he is.
Elon Musk discusses puberty blockers and says,
I lost my son due to what he calls the woke mind virus.
Elon Musk went on daily wire
and was interviewed by Jordan Peterson.
This is what he had to say.
Uh,
yeah,
it wasn't explained to me that puberty blockers are actually just sterilization drugs um so
um anyway uh and so i lost my son, essentially.
He's also misgendering his daughter. Just a sick freak, dude.
Can you imagine?
I think this like...
I'm not kidding.
I think this type of shit is like
maybe somewhat appealing to,
like the most brain broken people in the Republican party.
But it,
this honestly is like,
it's so,
it's so ruthless and gross.
Like, I don't think you want to be coming out
and being like,
I abandoned my trans daughter.
Like, I literally...
It's just demon shit.
You should be embarrassed.
They call it deadnaming for a reason yeah all right so the reason it's called
dead naming is because uh your son is dead so my my son Xavier is dead, killed by the woke mind virus.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Killed by the woke mind virus?
We are an utterly unserious country filled to the brim with utterly unserious sociopaths.
You have the richest man on the planet until recently
okay, the richest man
on the planet until recently
fucking with not even a shred
of irony like not even a little bit like joking saying the woke mind virus killed my trans daughter. talking to Jordan Peters and wearing the worst suit you've ever seen
like these are such ridiculous people, bro.
I'm sorry.
These are such unserious,
ridiculous,
brain-broken people.
What? brain broken people.
How are these people respected?
About that in relationship to sacred images. Okay.
Well, the sacred image of masculinity
in the West is a crucifixion
but it's a man who was crucified
but the sacred image of a woman isn't a woman
The sacred image of a woman is a woman and an infant
right it's a dyad and not a monad sure right right right and in in the christian view those
those two images you know they vie for supremacy.
I mean obviously Christ is the superordinate image but Mary as the mother of God
is what would be the female equivalent and so
one of things that I've been playing with at an axiomatic level is
the notion that unless the feminine is conceptualized as the combination of
female and infant then the culture has lost its attachment to the traditional sacred images and is probably on it's way out.
Yeah, so...
Uh, yeah.
He can even fake it.
I have a lot of Xenial friends that fall for this type
of shit and think its a bad mix of lead
and online poisoning
What?
What is he saying?
Xavier was born gay and slightly autistic.
Two attributes that contribute to gender dysphoria.
I knew that from when
he was about four years old,
he would pick out clothes for me to wear like Jagged
and tell me it was fabulous
as well as his love of musicals and theater
but he was not a girl.. I just...
All clips from this interview are fucking insane.
80 gloriously unhinged seconds in which Jordan Peterson tries to sell Elon Musk on the carnivore diet.
Dude,
this interview is awesome.
I kind of want to watch
this fucking thing now.
Every part of this
is like a genuine shit show.
What the fuck happened?
That...
Although that's the final thing
that caused some back and shoulder injuries
was me foolishly fighting
the world champion super wrestler
and charging at him
full speed to knock him over, which I did succeed in doing.
But you paid a price for it?
A very high price.
The carnivore diet will fix that.
What sorry?
The carnivore diet will fix that. What, sorry?
The carnivore diet will fix that.
Look I'm awful...I like meat.
I am pro-meat.
I don't think the carnivore diet is going to fix this particular issue.
My wife had an injury of 40 years and it resolved in two years on a carnivore diet.
You just eat steak or something?
Yeah.
All beef.
Sure, sure, sure.
I'm a pro...
I like meat. But I think this is...
I think I'll probably need an operation or something.
I'd try the carnivore diet first.
Sure.
Anyways that did happen to her.
She couldn't lift her left arm above here.
It took 40 years and in two years it resolved.
Yeah so that was something to see.
It also rejuvenated her physically
in a variety of different ways
that were quite miraculous to watch yeah and
that hasn't stopped so that's weird thing and i would have never believed it if i hadn't seen this
because it's so preposterous sure anyways okay we're going to proselytize carnivore diets Sure. Honestly, if let as your dad
you're lucky to get abandoned by him
shitty
daddy reaction or weirdo pipeline is never
sure I mean it's never gone away
always been there and it will continue to be
there, you know what I mean? This was the heyday of like
The weird conservative guy
Who presents himself as an intellectual
is so funny.
Sure, sure.
Why does anyone respect Jordan anymore?
I could have maybe seen it seven, eight years ago
but now man has completely lost his marbles.
No, he always had his marbles lost
it's just he was better at like
framing himself as an
intellectual
he used to
he certainly used to he certainly
used to
moderate his
positions and
sometimes even say
that he was a liberal and he would go,
he was very wishy-washy.
One of my permanent locks by the way, one of my oldest
I told you yourself moments was when
I would rip into Jordan
Peterson and get yelled at all the fucking time. technically he still knows his stuff in textbooks
his personal shit is whack
degrees, he still has his degrees
didn't he lose one
no, didn't he lose his like teaching position actually
you have a great video going over all of his old stuff remember jordan peterson
yeah this was in November 2020
when he was like I think dying of COVID.
But even before then...
Even before then
I have older videos
much older videos
like when he first came in
when he first came in uh
when he first became like famous
I had a video
I don't know if I refer to it here
I might
no
it doesn't seem like it.
But I have an older video where
I actually
talk about his transphobia.
I used to have to
literally walk viewers off the ledge on Jordan Peterson.
Three arrows and myself, we did a there was a collab that we did back in way
back in the day.
Let me see if I can find that real quick.
That was another banger.
Haas not being three errors changed Jordan Peterson fans mind
from six years ago at this point,
not even five.
Yeah.
November 30th, five. Yeah. November 30th, 2018
where I like
where we walk him through the steps
of Jordan Peterson's
Nazi rhetoric.
But even, but let's go further
beyond
at TYT.
Where the fuck is it?
Why can't I find it Oh here, I think this is it
Oh here This is. This is it.
This is it.
What do you think?
Jordan Peterson is not a conservative transphobe.
December 30th, 2018. Anyway.
You misspoke?
I didn't misspoke.
It was bait, chatters.
What the fuck do you mean?
I don't understand logic.
Regretting what others are allowed to say
and believe is not equality.
It's tyranny.
Hassan has gotten so much better
with his Peterson impression
in the last five years.
These are from five months ago.
Watching Hassan's TYT vids
reminds me of 90s news anchors
problem is even from a psychology perspective this guy has no clue what he's talking about
his entire playbook is outdated and the only reason he did so well as a self-help
guy slash lecturer is because of the confidence that only weird cult leaders have.
Yeah, straight up.
I remember watching a Hassan YouTube video when I was like 12 Lamal Jesus Christ. Yeah. out jesus christ Holy shit.
Ruining the minds of the youth
one step at a time, baby.
I will never stop.
Feel me?
I will
never stop ruining the minds of the youth.
Anyways, that did happen to her. She couldn't lift
her left arm above here. It took 40 years and in two
years it resolved. Yeah so that was something to see.
It also rejuvenated her physically
in a variety of different ways
that were quite miraculous to watch.
And that hasn't stopped.
That video collab with Three Arrows was the first video of yours I ever
saw change my life trajectory? That's
crazy that it, that is like a thing
So that's weird
thing and I would have never believed it if
I hadn't seen this because it's so preposterous.
Sure.
Anyways, I'm not going to press out.
Okay, come on, move on.
What is he wearing?
I just noticed that's Mary on a jacket, yeah. Oh,
I'm just lying?
Wait, what is this?
I don't know who said it or where it came from.
Perhaps the radical left but I never discussed
or thought of Jamie
Diamond or Larry Fink for Secretary
of Treasury.
A future Trump Treasury Secretary? He
is somebody that I would consider for sure.
He was at the meeting. Tim Cook was right next to him, you know we
had everybody. He's talking about Jamie
Diamond
but I would like to get it down to 15
if we could because that would put us in the absolute
lowest terms of incentive. That meaning we had, I don't know, 70 all CEOs
and top guys. It was a love fest.
I will tell you when I'm not loved
because I feel that better than anybody
but that was a love fest
and it was reported by some people so wrong actually cnbc called
and apologized to me because they found out but we had a great meeting jamie
diamond was there jamie i have a lot of respect for jamie
diamond a future trump treasurer secretary
he is referring j Jamie Dimon,
somebody that I would consider sure. All right, let's do the Ben Chibibo thing first
and then we'll dive into Jordan Peterson
talking to fucking Elon Musk
because I want
to,
and then we'll do the VP tier list as well.
So Kamala Harris's first day of campaigning did not go well is the title of Ben Shapiro's video. However, in the real world, I would say raising $80 million just by like raising $80 million without by, like raising $80 million
without even saying your first word as the presidential
candidate is pretty solid I think.
Last night Kamala Harris did a campaign event it was really for her own staffers
and she led off by praising joe biden this by the way is going to be the chief vulnerability
for kamala harris we'll discuss all of her vulnerabilities in
a moment she is not a strong candidate but her chief vulnerability is she's
the vice president of a wildly unpopular administration this administration does
not have a list of accomplishments Americans like.
It is amazing to watch all these people come out of the woodwork and declare that Joe Biden actually has been an amazing president.
Now, a minute ago I said he was really bad at presiding thing then he dropped out and suddenly he's an amazing
president why well they have to flip the narrative if it turns out he's a crappy president and that
kamala harris is his crappy vice president well then probably she's not very good candidate so
here is kamala harris at the campaign event last night suggesting
that joe biden has a legacy of accomplishments which is wild since his main accomplishment
is just beating donald trump and then his secondary accomplishment apparently
according to democrats is dying in a debate and dropping out of the
race.
Here's Kamala Harris.
Our president Joe Biden wanted to be here today he is feeling much better and recovering
fast and he looks forward to getting back on the road.
And I wanted to say a few words about our president.
Joe Biden's legacy of accomplishment
over the past three years
is unmatched in modern history.
You people are mean?
Wait, why are we mean?
What do we say?
Boy, how'd you like four years of that?
Maybe.
Okay, if I'm Ben Shapiro and I sound like
I have to be shoved into a locker at any moment,
I probably won't be making fun of people's...
the way people sound all too much.
What's really interesting about this is like,
I mean it's basically like Ben Shapiro making fun of someone for their
height. You know what I mean?
Oh that person is objectively too short to be
president. It's like bro have you seen yourself?
Like what the fuck are you saying?
That's crazy. I can't wait to hear
four years of that. Eight
years of that. Would you love that? Would you love
eight years of that right there?
By the way.
Solid, solid attack, Ben.
You got this.
His accomplishments are burning
the Middle East to a crisp,
lighting Ukraine...
Yo.
Yo.
No.
No, you're not allowed.
You...
Dude.
Someone should send this video to Joe Biden and be like This is what
America's number one
ultra-Zionist
thinks about
what you had to do
in terms of the active
genocide that you facilitated
in Gaza.
Okay?
Just saying.
I Just saying. I bet he means like, you know, Tel Aviv got drone-striked or something
and that's somehow Biden's fault.
Well, I guess it is because he didn't stop Israel too early.
...on fire, destroying the economy via inflation,
destroying whatever possibility there was of building of social fabric through radical
social policy.
Truly name the magical accomplishments
of Joe Biden other than
elevating Kamala Harris to
nomination via proxy because Because again, she has
received zero, count them, zero
Democratic primary votes
ever in her entire life.
Yeah, but she was on a ticket that won the election.
You know what I mean?
You could say she's untested,
but that's a...
That's a fear for the Democrats.
It's not a concern or shouldn't be
a concern for the
Republicans because, you know... concern or shouldn't be a concern for the Republicans
because you know
you should be excited at the prospect of going up
against someone who is so
untested and possibly so bad
And now she's the nominee
for the president of the United States.
So what is her campaign against Donald Trump going to be?
She says that she's going to prosecute Trump.
Honestly, like really this is all you got in the can?
Seriously, this is what you got?
So Democrats have been trying this crap since 2015. since 2015 the idea has been donald trump as an out-of-the-box criminal and we
are going to prosecute the case against donald trump okay guys good luck with that.
Seriously, Kamala Harris
they're trying to make fetch happen
by selecting Kamala Harris
and she is trying to make fetch happen
by going after Donald Trump on a prosecutorial basis.
This is the kind of stuff that jazzes up
a very, very small wing of the Democratic base
and literally no one else.
Here's Kamala Harris.
No.
I think Donald Trump being Branded a convicted felon
Definitely makes
A lot of people in the margins
Especially in America
Who are incredibly
fucking reactionary when it comes to
criminal justice
go I'm never voting for a felon
straight up Straight up.
I would absolutely vote for a felon, by the way.
I don't give a fuck about that sort of shit at all.
But
I wouldn't say
that I'm the average American voter.
Days and weeks ahead, I together with you will do everything in my power to unite our Democratic Party,
to unite our Democratic Party,
to unite our nation and to win this election.
You know as many of you
know before I was elected
as Vice President, before I was elected
as United States Senator.
I was the elected Attorney General,
if I've mentioned it, of California
and before that
I was a courtroom prosecutor.
In those roles
I took on perpetrators
of all kinds
predators who abused women, fraudsters
who ripped off consumers, cheaters
broke the rules for their own gain.
So hear me when I say,
I know Donald Trump's type!
No, she's gonna prosecute the president.
By the way, this is why I say it's like the lane is wide open
for a charismatic right-winger
because this is it.
This is the best you get.
That's why I always say it's like fucking ridiculous that people are
like, oh,
you're a leftist grifter.
It's like,
dude,
I would fucking clean house
if I
wanted to grift I would grift on the right
I wouldn't grift on extra difficulty mode
okay
this is 3 minutes
And 34 seconds and all he's done
So far is like
Like he just made these weird
Noises to be like that's how Kamala
Sounds like, that's how Kamala sounds like. That's horrible.
You are a fucking nerd, brother.
What are you doing?
You're not supposed to be out here making fun of people's voices.
I do that shit, okay?
You're supposed to be the intellectual,
not the fucking himbo.
Is she though?
She was a really bad prosecutor, by the way.
If you don't believe me, go watch episode one
of our series Scamala,
which is all about Kamala Harris. You can go watch
that over at Daily Wire Plus right now when you use that
47% off and become a subscriber. Again, it's everything
you need to know about... Damn, they must be
on hard times. Kamala Harris
we're prepared for Kamala Harris
to be the nominee. As a Jewish person
I'm annoyed he can't write proper jokes.
Brother, that's like his point of radicalization, literally.
Like you're just describing why he became a right-wing guy.
He was a dude in Hollywood, like
living in Los Angeles that tried
to make it in
Hollywood failed because he was an objectively
bad writer
A failed screenwriter who then, you know, took all of that animosity
that he felt towards Hollywood and turned it into like right-wing reactionary sentiment.
Full on two weeks ago,
which is why we cut that series.
That is not... Okay, try it.
Seriously, try it.
You're going to process...
Donald Trump has 100% name recognition.
100%.
No one's perception of Donald Trump
is going to change from here on out.
True, and that's not a good thing for Trump.
That's a very bad thing for Trump.
The question is, can Kamala Harris generate any enthusiasm?
And honestly, I haven't seen so much fake enthusiasm
for anything in American public life.
Bro, what are we talking about?
Dude, you're... You say facts don't care about your feelings is literally
a sticker on your laptop.
Obviously tracking enthusiasm is
a rather difficult thing to do,
except there is so much fucking momentum in that direction
that you immediately saw.
Okay?
Not a Kamala Glazer,
not Coconut Pilder or whatever.
Just stating facts here.
$250 million total raised
with 80 million of that 250 coming straight from small donors through the actblue portal 60% of those donations are first-time donators okay 80 million Donald Trump got shot he couldn't raise that
kind of money
eighty million in one fucking day just because, before
she even said anything, just
because it wasn't Joe Biden.
Okay?
That's
it. The Democrats were like, oh my God, thank God.
83% of Democrats
after
this decision was made
said they were excited
at the prospect of the ticket changing.
83%.
What are we doing?
What are we saying?
Is the media routinely lying about how much of a carcass Joe was
and tried to keep him in the race desperately
till the very last moment?
Or are they lying now about the momentum?
Which one is it?
Since Beyonce dropped her last album,
the amount of
fake airsats enthusiasm Democrats are
trying to gin up and you can feel it's not
real. You can feel they're trying
to whip themselves into a lather over Kamala Harris.
But there's a phrase that's historically been used about politics, which is...
Is he so Ben Shapiro?
Isn't this smart?
I don't think Ben Shapiro is stupid.
I just think he's bad as a propagandist
on this issue.
I don't like
Ben Shapiro, I don't agree with Ben Shapiro
I don't think he is a good person
I don't like his world view but I think he is a good person. I don't like his worldview,
but I think he's smart guy.
I think he's a smart guy who is very dishonest
and that's it
which is that democrats fall in love republicans fall in line
and this election it's precisely the reverse
republicans love their candidate overall republicans
love trump they have loyalty to trump democrats are falling in line no one loves kamala harris
kamala harris has run for president before she was such a terrible candidate that everyone, including Politico ran full pieces on how awful her candidacy was then she was such a terrible vice president that half her staff quit.
Yeah he's not wrong
about any of this stuff. All of this stuff
is correct.
Except it doesn't
matter because she's now
the candidate and Democrats love falling in line okay people say democrats
fall in love republicans fall in line but fuck no democrats also love falling in line when
the general election comes around okay and the general election was here
and in spite of all
of the attitude and the motivation
that the Democrats demonstrate on a regular
basis,
also staff turnover is pretty funny when talking about Trump on the other side of the ticket as well.
You're not wrong.
Trump's staff turnover is 92%.
Half of them are in jail and the ones that aren't in jail are fucking actively
in witness protection
speaking out against them.
Sometimes they are both
in jail and also speaking out against
them like the last court case that happened in New York.
You know?
Any thoughts on
anti-Kamala discourse on leftist Twitter? Do you think she's a more progressive
Candidate than Biden or do you think she's gonna
Or do you think she's gonna do
Genocide but girly pop
I mean, I think she is definitely
More to the left of Biden,
at least like with the way that she tailored her political career.
Having said that, however,
genocide but girly pop is probably the likely scenario, but if she wants
to win, she can't do that.
If she wants to win, she can't
do the genocide but girly pop shit.
Also liberals are so funny or not liberal sorry leftists
are so funny on Twitter where they're like
oh dude I can't believe it like Kamala Harris
is a cop. It's like yeah I know dude
also the last president and the current president
right now as a matter of fact
is a fucking
segregationist dude. What are we talking
about? Like he's not personally
a segregationist. Yes, he was
the VP of a black
president which did a lot for him in terms of like the way he is looked at by everybody. But he eulogized the segregationist and he actually wrote pro-segregation legislation and on top of that was
responsible for the crime bill.
So, you know, he
was Jim Crow Joe for a reason.
So, you know she's truly bad at this and we shouldn't remember how bad she is at this. So all the sort of desperate hope that you're seeing in democratic circles reality will set and i believe soon enough
because kamala harris is not a good candidate and she has proved that repeatedly remember
kamala harris she's only run effectively one competitive race
in the last 20 years.
And that was for attorney general of the state of California.
She won by one point,
by one point,
then she ran a completely non-competitive race
in the California Senate
or the Senate seat in California against Loretta Sanchez,
a fellow Democrat.
And then she ran the worst presidential campaign
since Rick Perry.
That's weird.
You're talking about how she's like
never won anything That's weird. You're talking about how she only won something against a fellow Democrat, and then you're talking about her primary defeat where she ran against other Democrats.
So like the fuck, yeah, she lost the primary
big time
and I don't think she is a
I don't think individually on her own
I don't think she's the type of person
to be able to successfully win a primary and then go to win a general election.
But we don't have to make those political calculations at this moment because she is the Democratic Party's nominee.
Listen, Kamala Harris
is a terrible candidate
but then again she was also a terrible DA.
She was a terrible Attorney General of the State of California.
Things got less safe under Kamala Harris.
Speaking of safety as social unrest escalates and
people begin to fear crime more
and more securing the safeness of your family is more crucial than ever.
Now listen, I'm a big Second Amendment advocate.
I own a variety of...
Here's Kamala Harris again trying to make the pitch.
We are not going to go back.
We're not... He and his extreme
Project 2025
will weaken
the middle class
and bring us backward.
America has tried.
Benjamin is literally the poster boy for Project 2025
I don't know why he's saying come on
Ben Shapiro directly
regurgitates Heritage Foundation talking points.
Like, that's what his job is.
That's what his entire career is.
Why the fuck's he acting like Project 2025 is a problem?
I know he doesn't think Project 2025 is a problem.
These economic policies
before, they do
not lead to prosperity.
They lead to inequity
and economic
injustice.
And we are not going back.
God, she is so awful.
I mean, even her juxtaposition right there of prosperity with economic injustice
is truly amazing because again,
the opposite of prosperity is poverty.
It's poverty.
And when she says that we are,
we are going to lead us away from.
Wow, dude. we are going to lead us away from wow dude you're really killing it
just say she has no
riz like you can say that she is not very energized on
that speech and she's basically repeating the exact
script that joe biden would have read but he was
unable to read it because he couldn't read anything at that point.
Like, you don't have to
be like, oh, well, the opposite
of prosperity is
poverty! You're stupid!
Prosperity and toward economic injustice.
Notice what she's doing there,
She is doing the equity routine.
You know what Americans don't like?
The racialized equity routine that Kamala Harris
And Joe Biden have been pushing nonstop since they entered office.
Her campaign, if she's actually in control of it
her only hope here is to delegate this thing
Bro these guys are so perma-stuck
in 2016 absolutely zero people
think about like
equality versus equity narratives anymore.
Like the IDW died out.
That's not a real thing that most Americans are aware of.
You can't just say DEI, that's the new meta dumbass this is very 2016 coded to just be
like um americans want equality they hate equity blah blah it's like no they don't. They don't. Just
say DEI.
Just say DEI.
That has equity in it.
Okay?
DEI literally has the word equity in it. But when you try to make
these inferences into like, equity
being a bad thing because it's not
equality or whatever
You know, it's not going to work
To the Obama team.
That is really her only hope here.
She already got rid of the Biden team.
It's not gonna be Tom Donilon.
It's not gonna be General Malay Dillon.
It's not gonna be
the people who got Joe Biden there
because they don't like her very much
and she doesn't like them.
And it better not be her 2019 presidential campaign team
cause they were truly awful,
Her only hope is to basically sit down
and be quiet
and let Barack Obama's people run this thing
that is her only hope
so far that doesn't seem to be the case
so for example according to bbc kamala harris has overhauled her campaign's online presence by
embracing a social media trend inspired by pop star...
Yeah, she's not really talking about race at all but he like
injected race into the conversation which is
weird too.
...XCX's brat album cover
The presumptive Democratic presidential nominee has scattered references
to the album across her campaign's account renaming her profile kamala hq
her rebrand comes as it's funny how some chatters were three treating you like
you sounded
like this yesterday yes because chatters are on the
chatters around the the kamala train okay chatters are just excited for anybody but
biden a lot of chatters in this community,
a lot of people in this community are just like
they want
to be hopeful.
It's not going to happen
for me. I've been doing this for far too long
to be hopeful like that, okay?
That's why I've been saying
I'm going to sit back and I'm going to watch.
I'm not going to fucking jump
to hope and change. I there's, I just have
no confidence in that at all.
Let's continue. Charlie showed her support by
treating Kamala as brat shortly
after President Joe Biden announced he was
stepping out of the race.
By Monday morning, Harris had seized on Charlie XCX's backing with
the account supporting a new lime green photo in the style
of The Brat album cover.
So for those of you who have no idea what exactly brat means, because
You know you're over the age of 15. Here's what brat means according to Charlie XCX
You're just like that girl who is a little messy and likes to party
Maybe says some dumb things sometimes
Who feels like herself but
maybe also has a breakdown but kind of like parties though it is it is very honest very blunt
a little bit i was trying to do wet ass again dude what else pussy 2.0 Chatters,
remember
as a professional
this is my third
election cycle.
Okay?
Like I've always
been a nerd and been really into politics
but like
you have to remember this is my third
election cycle with the Democrats
okay
it's not going to be very cycle with the Democrats. Okay?
It's not going to be very,
very hard for me to feel confident
or feel hopeful
about America's prospects
in the same way
that like you guys might be because maybe this is your second
election cycle.
You know,
maybe it's your first election cycle.
And I'm saying as a professional commentator,
it's my third.
It's like obviously I've been paying attention
to American politics
for much longer than that, but...
It's volatile. Like it does dumb things. But it's brat. You're a brat. That's
brat. Okay? That is the campaign I desperately hope Kamala Harris
continues to run. Kamala Harris as brat.
Says dumb things, does dumb things,
get drunk sometimes but has fun.
Also can I just explain
no one above the age of 25
in the United States knows what the F brat means. When we think
brat, we think like spoiled brat like some of our children. No one thinks
Brat is something good. But Kamala Harris is so terminally online,
So disconnected from the general public
that she believes
that Charlie XCX... Again, most
people above the age of 35 have never
heard of Charlie XCX. She
thinks that embracing a branding of Charlie XCX
is somehow good for her.
That's how disconnected and terrible her campaign is.
Now, for his part, Donald Trump slammed Harris
as dumb as a rock on his Truth Social page.
Now, again, I think he's gonna have to do better than this
in terms of the nickname.
This is pretty...
Here's what he posted.
He said, wow, just watching the fake news,
they're doing their very best
to turn the worst president
in the history of our country
into a brilliant and heroic leader.
He was heroic because he quit.
Dude, that's 10 minutes now
and he did not even once mention
the polls that came out
immediately after
Kamala Harris was announced as
the
presidential nominee
that showed 83%
of Democrats saying that they were excited
about the decision.
Nor did he talk
about the historic record-breaking
fundraising from small donors, donors 60 of those donors being first-time donors
to the democratic party like that's that's data that's the closest you can get to data in terms of enthusiasm.
Okay?
$250 million total with, like, the super PACs and big donations.
But... the super packs and big donations but
80 million specifically 80 million specifically on uh small ticket donors.
Like, that's enthusiasm.
That's not a bad day of campaigning.
That is a phenomenal day of campaigning.
As a matter of fact,
if Trump had a day of campaigning
like that, you would
literally cover it with
incredibly positive terms. You'd be like,
this is the most amazing thing that just happened.
Quit and turn dumb as a rock, Kamala Harris from a totally failed and insignificant vice president
into the future great president. No it doesn't work that way.
He's been trying out a few different lines on Kamala Harris,
so he has called her laughing at Kamala,
which...
Again, I recommend scamming.
Made up numbers? This motherfucker
is spitting? Wait wait you think I made
those numbers up like you think we're just lying
about everything or what
so would you because
you're honest yeah like I don't
like Donald Trump I will always tell
you that I don't like Donald Trump as a president
I love him as a person
I love him as my lover
I love Donald Trump
as a father
I love Donald Trump
as a paternal
role model
I love him as a sex
icon, okay?
But as president, I don't love him,
okay? He should be never
anywhere near power,
okay? He should not. He should not be
anywhere near offices
is just bad guy.
Bad guy overall.
Sex icon? Yes. overall sex icon question mark yes I want
I love him as a
sexual
being because you don't
understand he's a fucking dynamo in the bedroom I know it
because I've had sex with him
he's a come hungry power bottom.
Anyway, let's continue. I think that it is the best term for her. Also, I think
would probably be good because she is deeply, deeply dishonest.
Yeah just a few suggestions for the president
if he has taken suggestions
He did call her this morning Lion Kamala
which again,
he used lion's head
but then he also called Joe Biden Crooked Joe.
So Lion Kamala is pretty good again I think that's probably and it seems like he's settling on that because he's used that multiple times this morning.
He said Lion Kamala Harris, the Biden appointed border czar who never visited the border
and whose incompetence gave us the worst and most dangerous
border anywhere in the world has absolutely
terrible poll numbers against a fine and brilliant
young man named Donald J. Trump.
What did Trump calls himself...
I'm finding him really a young man.
He's 78.
Be careful what you wish for,
Democrats.
Manga 2020.
There's something really unsettling
about watching this fucking demon laugh or fake laugh.
He's just so gross.
He is like he's
just such a robotic man
so when he tries to demonstrate
any emotion that's not anger, you're
like, ugh, that doesn't feel normal
anymore.
So pretty,
pretty solid stuff there from president Trump.
Are you tired of the lies and the twist?
Yeah,
that was not exactly a great take.
Project 2025,
the 920-page policy manifesto
by the conservative group
The Heritage Foundation.
Highlights a wish...
60% numbers for first donations this cycle
not necessarily first lifetime donation?
Oh sorry did I say lifetime donation?
My bad.
First donation this cycle.
That's still pretty significant.
What are we talking about?
It's a first donation that, like,
a shit ton of people made.
As in they didn't donate to Biden,
but they were excited about Kamala Harris. list of economic and financial plans under a potential
trump second term while trump i don't i don't care about their...
I don't care about them talking about it.
Anyway, Israel's Netanyahu in Washington D.C.
is guzzled fighting escalates.
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
is in the nation's capital today
ahead of a series
of high-stakes meetings.
Netanyahu is set to meet
with President Biden
and the likely new
Democratic president...
How do we know those donations Democratic president.
How do we know those donations are real?
Chatter, I don't know if you know this but like political contributions being made
to a person running for president is some of the most well-documented
and publicly available information that you can personally sift through if you would like to
it's just that,
that's it.
Presidential nominee Vice President Harris this week
he's also-
Like you can figure that out on your own
If you wanted to
if you have the time
Slated to give a formal address to congress in the days ahead
his visit coincides with israel ramping up its operations and so as miss said that on stream
now he's offline am i gonna okay well
I mean
I don't mind it
if you guys have
these sorts of questions
because you heard
it somewhere
and you're like
confused by the process
I can be a voice of reason here.
That's crazy, though, that there are people who are literally like,
oh, well, I heard that somewhere online and now I think it might be true no dog political contributions are like
it's illegal to go above a certain number. You know that right?
Like you can't pay
more than $2,700 I believe
now it's $3,300 potentially
I don't know. Last time I maxed out
was 2-7
Individual donations Last time I maxed out was 2.7 Like
Individual donations are public
You could literally search
My individual campaign contributions
Right now and find out how much
I've donated to whichever candidate.
Which is why a lot of people that don't know
any better will oftentimes say
stuff like, oh Hassan has
only donated $2,700
to Bernie. What political contributions has he made?
And it's like hey dumbass
It's called fucking
Being able to max out
That's it
I can't do more than that
It's illegal
Actually I gave more to Bernie
Than that
And they had to refund
My donation that and they had to refund my donation.
But it's public.
I saw a tweet from
a guy who was saying he gave
$71,000 to
the Trump campaign
or something. No, he didn't. He can't do that.
That is illegal.
Like...
He would not be able to do that.
The campaign would be in trouble.
He would be in trouble.
There would be an trouble. He would be in trouble. That would
be an FEC violation.
Campaign would have to refund
it.
But
why can Elon Musk give $45 million?
Elon Musk is not giving directly to Trump as an individual donor.
He's giving to a super PAC.
Okay, that's the difference.
You can do whatever you want with a super PAC.
A super PAC technically does not communicate
with the campaign,
directly
communicate with the campaign.
Southern Gaza is directly communicate with the campaign.
In southern Gaza, The Israeli military reportedly conducted several strikes in Khan Yunis
and areas previously designated as safe zones
They were carried out shortly after evacuation orders
were put in place. CBS News Chief Whitehouse... Also, by the way, as of today
Elon backed out from his Trump donations.
Correspondent Nancy Cordes is with us now
for more on the visit
Nancy
Netanyahu announced
this trip before as
our colleague John
Dickerson has described
decades of politics in
a week's time.
Dude, come on.
You guys don't...
You guys are not allowed to use that, okay?
You guys are not allowed
to use that terminology.
You guys are not allowed
to use those words
and act like you came up with it on your own
that's fucking bullshit
okay
bitches
no question and No question. And certainly the political ground has shifted under his feet here in Washington.
And frankly, Washington's a bit distracted at the moment
by the huge tectonic shift that we've seen
as President Biden basically hands
the reins of his campaign over to his running mate
Kamala Harris and she hits the campaign trail for the first time.
And yet President Biden,
who has been recovering from COVID
at his weekend home in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware
is expected to come back here
to the White House this afternoon.
So we'll see him for the first time in nearly a week,
I anticipate that there will be an outpouring
from White House staffers and aids as arrives, because after all when he departed
He was the current and future nominee. And that has now
All changed so it's a bittersweet moment but we understand that he is going to be sitting down with Prime Minister Netanyahu on Thursday
to discuss the latest in the war.
It's a rare face-to-faceACE MEETING FOR THESE TWO INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVE NOT ALWAYS SEEN EYE
TO EYE ON ISRAEL'S HANDLING OF THE WAR AND PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS NOT BEEN SHY ABOUT SAYING
THAT PUBLICLY.
NANCY, WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT NATANIAHU'S saying that publicly. Nancy, what do we know about Netanyahu's meetings with
crucial leaders and is it safe to say he has to hedge his bets a little bit when
it comes to American politics? Absolutely, because President Biden while he had been critical
of Netanyahu always stressed that Israel was a long-standing ally of the United States and
that its security was paramount.
Kamala Harris, his vice president who is now the nominee
has taken a slightly different tack and she has been more full-throated about her
concern for Palestinian civilians first and foremost. And so that is something
that the top brass in Israel,
all the way up to the prime minister
are certainly well aware of.
And you have seen some Republicans on Capitol Hill
argue that Vice President Harris is slighting Netanyahu by not being here.
Dude, yes, yes, this is great. I really, really, really, really, really hope I really hope
that
I really, really
hope that the Democrats
see this and recognize
because they love getting negatively polarized
They love getting negatively polarized they love getting negatively polarized by
what like Republicans are
doing
this is such a great narrative dude
you're being mean to my favorite foreign leader?
Like what are we talking about?
Republicans running around being like
you're not sufficiently dick riding Israel?
Are you kidding me?
That's a gift.
That's a fucking gift.
You're not giving
full-throated support
to my favorite foreign leader is an unimaginable
gift wrap narrative, okay?
It's phenomenal.
Please lean into it. Please, please lean into it, please.
Please lean into it. Fucking
Israelis don't like
Benjamin Netanyahu. Nobody likes him.
It's so easy.
Liberal Zionists don't like him, they act like it's
They act like he's
you know an awful person and then
immediately fucking fall in line when the
ICC is like
When the ICC is actually trying to prosecute him.
But like still,
that is such a phenomenal opportunity.
You know what I mean? It's great. In Washington to receive him today. She's out campaigning
in Milwaukee,
then she's going
to go to Indianapolis.
They argue that
this White House has...
They don't like Bibi
but they like Trump?
Yes.
Do you think Benjamin Netanyahu directly
failed them.
And also he's corrupt too,
but he's corrupt domestically.
They think Donald Trump is God's gift to earth though for Israel.
Let Israel down in a variety of ways. LET ISRAEL DOWN IN A VARIETY OF WAYS.
BUT THAT IS SIMPLY THE POLITICAL REALITY
THAT, YOU KNOW,
THE OUTLOOK ON ISRAEL HERE AT THE WHITE HOUSE IS MISSED. the outlook on Israel here at
the White House is mixed.
A, they're distracted and B
they recognize... Yeah just one
bar oh my god someone in the chat said
it easy line exactly I'm running for the president of America, not
President of Israel and I'll put America first
Dude that's some
That's some fucking Republican ass shit right there
It gives my dick hard. That's the exact type of Republican ass sentiment
that you need to be bringing to the table.
You're like, yeah, I'm running
for president of America. What are we talking about?
That's giving me anti-semitism vibe haha yeah well you know said many progressives within their own party
are very angry at the way
that Israel has conducted itself in this war.
And this is a White House
that has an election to... Israel with Ukraine. Phenomenal. Are you kidding me? Incredible. Like even then, dude, if you think Americans would be like, wow.
That would be ridiculous because Ukraine is an ally and is also objectively in a defensive posture
against a larger foreign adversary
versus Israel as an ally in this equation,
but they are the ones in the wrong.
Russia is the one in the wrong, so
obviously the dynamics are a little different, but even
then Americans would be like oh great
okay fine.
Do you think that Americans are like no we love that there's constant war going on and
giving money to foreign countries? They don't!
They don't care at best they don't they don't care at best
they don't care at worst they do care and they're like what the are you doing that's the reason why Trump
constantly runs on that narrative
Trump is always like yeah I'm going to end these wars
I'm going to end these wars
of course he's not going to do that and he
is very much a psychopathic
reactionary neocon
repackaged into like
the modern era
okay but what about the Jewishish vote what are we talk stop stop saying the jewish vote
okay please like the jewish vote is 75% Democrat historically.
And it's in fucking...
The top of the hour?
Okay, that's a fucking perma.
No double baits.
No double baits. No double baits.
Oh, come on, dude.
Don't try to bait me with fucking weird ass
like possibly antisemitic sentiment here.
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America's benefit from the wars they get access to cheap form make consumer goods like Intel CPUs and gasoline?
No.
They don't think about it like that at all.
A much easier
thing to
explain to Americans. You think Americans
are aware that American imperialism
makes commodities
more affordable for them? No
also CPUs
is pretty funny
um Also CPUs is pretty funny.
No,
the much easier argument is every dollar that goes
to Israel or every dollar
that goes to maintaining
like American military bases at the
at a global level is a dollar that you can spend on the roads the dollar
they just spent on health care as a dollar that you can spend on education free college.
So they're not necessarily going to be rolling out the red carpet for Netanyahu on this visit.
That said, President Biden is set to deliver an address from the Oval Office NETANYAHU ON THIS VISIT. THAT SAID, PRESIDENT BIDEN IS
SET TO DELIVER AN ADDRESS FROM
THE OVAL OFFICE TOMORROW
NIGHT.
WHAT MORE DO WE KNOW ABOUT
WHAT HE'S EXPECTED TO SAY?
WE KNOW THAT PRESIDENT
BIDEN SAID A COUPLE OF DAYS
AGO THAT HE WANTS TO
ADDRESS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN TO THEM President Biden said a couple of days ago that he wants to address the American people
to be able to explain to them in person why he has made this unusual decision to step
aside and hand the reins to his vice president. And he also wants to make the case that he's still in charge,
He is still President of the United States
for the next six months
and he is aware that Republicans have argued
that perhaps you should step aside
from the presidency altogether.
And he is looking to put
that kind of talk to rest.
Nancy, ABC News.
Secret Service Director
Kimberly Cheadle resigns
in the wake of Trump
assassination attempt.
DEI has been perished.
Okay? They destroyed
DEI, congratulations.
Okay.
We have Sonia Massey Can I break 50 with President Donald Trump
Brian Bryson DeChambeau
What the fuck is that
We're going to be talking about this as well but before Bryson DeChambeau? What the fuck is that?
We're going to be talking about this as well, but before I get to that here, I want to hear this.
I want to hear what
the most
astute
... the most astute political observer
perhaps the most brilliant mind
that we have ever encountered
okay and that we have ever encountered.
Okay?
Barstool's very own
this guy. One bite,
that's all it takes. Dave fucking Portnoy baby.
School Presidente let's see what he had to say
Ok I gotta do another rant here and I'm gonna get
Hey pizza man stick the pizza
Hey sports guy stick to sports people People are sending that. Hey, shut
up. You're dangerous. Ironically,
I'm sure the same exact people
who were so outraged when
Laura Ingram told
LeBron to shut up and dribble a basketball. They were so outraged
by that, but now when I'm talking
they don't like what I'm hearing.
Yeah, LeBron was making a statement
that was like about
police brutality as a black man.
You are just
a rich guy
talking completely
outside of your field
of knowledge.
Like, what the fuck?
Unless
he talks about
you know
as a man with a business.
What?
X Epic slash x resubscribe for
seven months and said
you keep saying this but you don't have a plan for
spending on health care education or college
structural problems won't be
fixed by throwing money at them.
Okay, we fund colleges and healthcare.
All this does is bloat like filling water in a cracked fish tank?
What the fuck?
Bro, why have you subscribed for seven months and you got this kind of attitude I'm not even saying in that conversation
I'm not even talking about the funding mechanisms
which chatters misunderstood
that's why they're talking about tax the rich
we're specifically talking about where the money. We're specifically talking about
where the money that we're spending currently
we could be spending elsewhere.
Okay?
When I talk about, like, our gross military spending and how the average
American would be infinitely more perceptible or infinitely more perceptive to the idea
that instead of sending billions of dollars on maintaining military bases all around
the world we should you know spend money on fixing our fucking infrastructure.
The argument that you put forward cannot be...
Dude, that's just bloat.
Receptive.
You're right.
The word is
my brain is...
I have not been sleeping enough.
My brain has kind of doo-doo lately.
Motherfuckers say
potholes are bloat, dude.
Yeah.
Our infrastructure's crumbling
like
it's a massive issue. Bridges are fucking
falling and collapsing
and this guy is like, that's bloat
man. Why would you fix that bridge?
Stick the pizza. If you're an American citizen,
and care about this country
You are always allowed to talk about what's going on in this country
So those people who
are telling me, Democrats of all people,
who are always the most intolerant which is crazy.
The extreme left when they don't like what you're saying
it suddenly shut up no debate so you shut up now here's this rant again i'm a libertarian um very
much pro-choice i don't agree i'm not religious really at all,
so there's a lot on the right
I don't agree with,
but I fucking hate the left.
I fucking hate the extreme left
and they are reminding me
why I cannot
vote for them, and I cannot
vote for Kamala because not even
that they're trotting out Kamala now
and a whack Joe Biden just like I said,
they were going to,
they trotted him out for the debate.
The fact that they've hid
for years
that he was a head of lettuce
from the American public.
It's not that they go
and say, hey,
all these videos
that the American people see of Joe Biden
literally having a dementia moment
being out of it.
Deep fakes, not real.
And then they just reverse course
and literally force him to resign by threats.
Who knows what they said to him behind doors or what package they came with?
I don't get it.
Don't you think that's a good thing?
You can't have both of those positions in your
same brain you can't be
like no the democrats
lied to the american public about how
demented joe is but also they
really fucked him over by
making him drop
out of the race.
Like what?
What?
Yeah, if you think that he's
demented as do I. You should
be excited at the prospect
that he is no longer running for re-election
I guess.
And he doesn't have a second shot at it.
I'm not a second shot at it. Came up with Pelosi,
Obama, Clooney all
pushing this old man down a flight of stairs.
Forget all that they did it fine
they hijacked democracy no other way to say it.
You know Kamala newsflash ran for president in 2020 you know how many votes she got?
Zero zero.
She was so disliked and such a bad
candidate, she didn't make it to the first
fucking primary. And I guess
she's never going to have to get a real
vote because she's been
handpicked on purpose by the people who have been running Joe
for the last two or three years.
Now they're going to try to run her and trot her out.
It's disgusting.
It's a hijacking of democracy.
They knew Joe wasn't fit before, and they waited.
Fine.
So wait, they hijacked democracy by
lying to
Americans that Joe Biden was demented.
I agree.
But now they're hijacking democracy again by swapping the demented guy out?
Like...
Like, I don't...
Why is he simultaneously saying Joe's demented and also mad that like he got swapped out?
Like they rat fucked my boy who's demented.
And it's like, he should still be,
he should still
be president.
Like they didn't
have a real primary.
Okay?
That's it.
They didn't
have a real
primary.
They did not have a real primary. They did not have a real
primary.
It would've been much better if they
did, but they didn't want to do it because
Joe was kind of demented.
Okay? She's
unelected, that is true.
Her last name is still on the fucking ticket
that won 81 million votes. Like I hate
to be this lived up here but yeah ultimately she's untested as an individual
okay but like to say that the
to say that the american public didn't vote for her at all is ridiculous like she was
the vp on the ticket and not only was she the vp
on a ticket she was the vp on a ticket, she was the VP on a ticket where she was
the most likely person to actually become
a P after being a VP because Joe Biden
was like 800 years old.
And yeah,
you can't run another fucking primary cycle
this close to the
fucking election. It just doesn't work that way.
Like, people are talking about an open
convention not understanding
that an open convention was
not going to be like where people get
to cast ballots again. Like it's not how that works
Delegates would be making
these choices regardless at that point.
If you guys want to push the elections back
and run a real fucking primary, I'm on board.
I think that's great, but
that's not going to happen.
Kamala suckuka, nobody likes her.
I feel bitter I have to vote for her.
The resentment will go to the polls.
How are you not seeing this?
We having Bernie 2016 all over again?
There are nobody like Kamala do.
We could have had the white guy you had on yesterday be for real.
No, dude.
It doesn't work that way.
Okay?
It just doesn't work that way.
Like the reason
why Kamala Harris was pointed
uh, was appointed to that position
is because
Joe Biden put her on there.
Hassanique was blowing on. Yeah famously I fucking
love, I love the Democratic Party
I'm such a fucking fan of the Democratic Party
I think they're great
I love them
you must not have been here
for the past four years or the past eight years, really.
For the past ten years...
Like what are you guys saying? Are you saying that you loved Biden is that what you're saying?
No.
You sucked it the fuck up and he voted for him.
And objectively many more people would be willing to suck at the fuck up and vote for Kamala Harris over Joe
Biden now. That's it.
And that is demonstrably true so far.
Blue and on bad take there's no reason to even pretend
like people went voting last election with a single thought
about Kamala being the VP?
There's... No, people
just wanted...
People voted not for Joe Biden or Kamala Harris.
They voted against Donald Trump.
That's it.
That has always been the case.
And ultimately,
the calculation that people make in the Democratic Party is
or at least those
in positions of power in the Democratic Party was
the riding with Biden narrative power in the Democratic Party was the
riding with Biden narrative
in another
Trump election
was not going to work when they couldn't
hide how fucking demented he was.
That's it. and it's going to happen again hopefully Kamala is better than Biden because she's not suffering from dementia beginning, middle and end of story. Didn't people think that Biden was going to drop dead
two years into being president anyway?
Yes, they did.
They did think Kamala would be potentially
the next president by the way.
They did.
They probably didn't think much of
what she would look like as president
but there was a
lot of discourse around Kamala potentially
being the president because Biden was very fucking
old.
Oh because Biden was very fucking old. Oh.
It does seem like an optics problem that the democracy party
has a very undemocratic primary process.
No, it doesn't.
It's not.
I don't think it's an optics problem at all.
It's an optics problem from a guy who's never going to vote for a fucking Democrat,
who objectively says he's not going to vote for a Democrat.
Like nobody fucking cares.
Democrats just want
someone who can win, okay?
Democratic Party voters, not myself.
Democratic Party voters
however, want someone who can fucking win.
That's it.
And they think
that the chances of someone like
Kamala, who is objectively not a carcass
is higher than the
chances of a carcass.
In this circumstance, you have
a person who won the election
who many people
were fearful
would not be able to do that again.
That's it. All that fine take it with a grain of salt.
For the Democrats, like Rob Reiner, this is the tweet I saw Rob Reiner just sent me off.
Democracy is saved!
Kamala's running
and all these
people now, AOC
you just said it was a coup three days ago
AOC, now Kamala, Kamala!
The Democrats...
I feel like
Chats should feel
a little weird at this moment
finding themselves feel like chat should feel a little weird at this moment.
Finding themselves in agreement with this guy, Dave
Portnoy and the left
the way they
shit on our face and tell us it's 80 and sunny is so infuriating.
Just admit you hijacked democracy.
Just admit you don't care if fucking Mussolini
or a head of lettuce was running
against Trump, you hate him so much
you're willing to trample
on democracy, steal
the vote from the American public, the most
supposedly...
You should have this smoke
for the bullshit-ass primary
that they conducted.
If you want to make this argument the best argument you can make is
You knew Joe Biden is demented
And you still shut off the primary for that reason
Like, you ensured that nobody
That actually stood a chance
could run against Joe Biden.
Okay?
If you say that,
you're absolutely right.
Okay?
You say that,
you're absolutely right there's truth
to that but he's
not saying that because he's a fucking idiot
he doesn't even understand it he's like
oh democracy actually happened with
Joe Biden he sounds like fucking Jamie Harrison,
14 million primary voters voted for Joe.
How are you going to hurt their feelings by taking them out?
It's like, who are you talking to?
Who, who are you talking to who who are you talking to in this situation
the biden dead enders like who who are you going to change the minds of. 67%
of Democrats wanted Joe Biden
to drop out according to the fucking polls,
okay?
67%. 77% of independents.
77%
of independents want to go buy the dropout
and then when it actually happens
they're like, whoa dude I hate this.
Meanwhile the Democrats...
83% of them approve
of the switch!
So obviously everyone on the one side
That it actually fucking matters
Damn near every single person is excited at this
And the people who are outside
The club are yelling
This is why It's so fucking stupid are yelling.
This is why it's so fucking stupid to have this
conversation, you know what I mean?
It's like bro, you weren't going to vote for the
Democrats, why are you chirping?
In the case of Dave Portnoy,
I wouldn't even say it's concern trolling.
When Tom Cotton or Mike Johnson says it,
it's concern trolling because he thinks
this is
an adequate line of attack.
It's not
because it doesn't fucking matter
because ultimately
the Democrats are
like,
the Biden voters
the Biden primary
voters
are just
the biggest
dick riders
of the Democratic
Party
and it's not
like Kamala Harris
is like
an entirely
different person ideologically than biden
but if you're dave portner or you're doing this because you want to come
across like a smart guy even though you're very dumb guy that or you're doing this because you want to come across like a smart guy,
even though you're very dumb guy.
That's it.
That's the reason why he's like,
well,
I don't get it.
The name of the party is the democratic party,
but what they're doing is undemocratic to me.
New Democrat firm Blueprint
polled Harris post-dropout.
Dave Weigel reports weak spots seen as too liberal, bad on immigration,
but on one very big opportunity to talk with Trump on lowering prices
doesn't seem to inherit Bidenflation.
The upside for Harris is huge.
Voters do not hold her accountable
for Biden's perceived failures on inflation
and she can run hard on economic messaging
This is actually a really good take
from Derek Thompson
trucking I know it'll be weird
if in a year where anti-incumbency bias is
sweeping the world, Democrats awkwardly stumbled
into a potent strategy for incumbent parties to
hold power? Drop your leader,
lose their toxic baggage, voters
have less anti-incumbency bias for the new PEZ at the top of the dispenser.
It is kind of true.
They literally awkwardly stumbled into this like universal phenomena and found a way out of it
didn't work for the Tories because
the Tories literally had the same person
running
it's not like there was a different person
Rishi Sunak was the last guy
... and Rishi Sunak was the last guy.
Not really, though. In normal times, incumbent has the advantage, so what are we talking about?
Have you not paid attention to any of the elections
that happened
all around the planet?
Like,
this has been an election year
for virtually like
more than half the planet, India alone.
Usually there are incumbency advantages.
There's an incumbent advantage, right?
It didn't work with Donald Trump because COVID happened
and then post-COVID
there was a lot of inflation that struck the entire planet.
And there was a global anti-encompassing bias.
It happened in the UK.
It happened in the UK.
It happened in France.
Anyway, I'm going to stop here. Anyway.
I did not have it in Mexico. So... but regardless
why are people
are you voting for Kamala or not
do you support Kamala Harris
what is happening here?
Like why are so many people
asking me this question?
I'm riding with Cenk, okay?
Cenk Uygur all the way. Do you guys look to me
To like make your decisions
On who to vote for
Is that what it is
Like do I need to handhold you?
Do I need to hold your
hand every step of the way Anyway... anyway
I'll just come with you
to the polls and write it for you
that's why people come in confused from Asmogold they don't know and write it for you.
That's why people come in confused from Asmogold, they don't know which streamer
to blindly follow.
I can't imagine a worse decision
to make.
Where the fuck is it?
Where's the video that I was watching?
I lost it. The important right an American has, the right to vote. You have stolen it from the Democratic Party.
You've said you don't get to choose who runs for president. We do a group of elite small
people are going to handpick and shove down your throat who you vote for.
Just admit that.
But this democracy is saved,
and America is saved.
It's the lowest
point for democracy in my
lifetime. Just say you
hate fucking Trump so much
you're willing to do whatever
it takes to beat Trump and And it doesn't matter what rights you steal,
stomp on or whatever you're willing to do. If you say that at least I'll have
an ounce of respect but this
democracy is saved when you've absolutely done
the worst thing for democracy it's like we're a third world country now
the way this thing's being run. Just say that
and at least I can have an ounce of respect
for all the people who are being
Dave you're dangerous, Dave shut up, Dave
what are you talking about? Stick to pizza, stick to boards
You know not one person who has sent me a message or tried to explain.
No, not what one of them has done explained how I'm wrong about anything.
They're just like shut up, shut up, shut up.
If one person can explain how anything I've said is wrong,
I'll fucking buy you a fucking boat and be your captain Go debate this guy port nor have pizza after fire stream content. I can't I can he's not to do it bro are you kidding me
Okay
I want a new boat
You're willing to do it
If you say that at least I'll have an ounce of respect. But this democracy is safe when you've absolutely done the worst thing for democracy. It's like we're a third world country now.
Yeah, we're a third world country
now.
Bro, you live in Florida.
Florida
is the closest you can get to a third world country.
Constantly underwater,
dog shit infrastructure,
unimaginable amounts of wealth
with some of the worst poverty
you've seen side by side. as a matter of fact california kind
of similar most parts of america are kind of similar but it's like the most glaringly obvious
situation in the state also even the rich people's buildings are built out of fucking
toilet paper. Okay?
So, the idea
that he's like, oh, we're
a third world country now. It's like, bro, literally
what you are describing... You live in
India of America, okay?
In terms of
unimaginable wealth surrounded
by fucking unimaginable
poverty with dog shit fucking infrastructure constantly in a
state of disrepair what do you mean We are a third world country.
Pretty sure he lives in Nantucket, he has a house in Florida too, I remember. Pretending not to get his point, Lamao?
No, his point is fucking idiotic as far
as like this is what made America
a third world country. Are you fucking stupid?
The first time the Democratic Party
actually acted like a fucking party
is not necessarily anti-democracy,
nor is it...
Nor is it like a third world country.
This is the first time
the Democratic Party
has actually got their shit together
and behaved like a goddamn party.
It was, I was,
tears in my eyes
thinking about The Prospect.
That's precisely why you see republicans flailing around right now
losing their mind saying ah do over do-over this is a cheat you cheated You cheated.
What do you mean?
Democracy is about to happen. Are we acting like it's not going
to happen the fuck are you talking
about
in November if you have an issue with
the way that the Democrats arranged
a ticket then don't fucking vote for
them why are we acting
like this is identical
to what, like, the Trump
administration and the Republican
Party tried to do with their, like, fucking false
electors scheme and shit? shit like that's objectively different
so if you personally consider this to be the most undemocratic thing you've ever seen oh boy
i got a lot of stuff to show you Republicans love saying
we're a fucking constitutional republic
there is no democracy here
by the way.
Within the confines of the undemocratic structure that is
the electoral college system,
that is the Senate structure
that is the American political duopoly, one of the two major parties for
the first time ever in an unceremonious manner actually did something that is objectively
what good
parties do.
Okay? That's what they do.
You got a candidate who is falling
apart and is not going to win,
you look at the fucking polls, you see all of the people in your party that are like voting for you saying
please change this guy.
Please change this fucking guy. and then they do change the guy and everyone's like oh my god we're so excited that they changed
the fucking guy okay they're like oh thank god they changed the guy they changed the guy just like we asked for
them to change the guy and then dudes that are outside of this equation are just chirping about
it i've yet to hear from a single fucking Democratic
Party voter, a single primary
voter turn around and be like well I feel
disrespected right now
I was riding with Biden
with the exception of the DNC chair.
Okay?
Motherfucking
Jamie Harrison.
No one is
riding with Biden.
Biden isn't even
riding with Biden.
He's just riding a
fucking wheelchair around
because he can't walk normal and good.
What are we talking about?
Yeah, it's the consent meme.
Literally,
it's like voters' consent,
party consents,
Joe Biden consents and then
there's a third person that you had to ask
for and that third person is Mike Johnson
Dave Portnoy, Donald Trump
and the Republicans.
Like, why didn't we ask the Republicans what to do here?
Come on, dude.
Wow, I can't believe
the Democrats aren't playing fair and just like keeping the demented guy on the ticket. the sole purpose of a vice presidency is literally to be like hey if the
president dies we have another person to swap them out to.
What the fuck?
Most voters understand that, even if they're not
directly voting for
the Vice President.
And that is precisely the reason why
kamala harris was probably the safest way to swap out
the ticket for that reason alone that way you are
not destroying the past four years of accomplishments
that you have to run on
in this re-election.
Okay? Now
obviously, I personally think
there's not a lot of accomplishments in terms of what the Biden administration did.
There are some, and I've been very honest about it, right?
Infrastructure – the infrastructure bill. Obviously great work from
the agency, the federal agencies. There's some good stuff in there.
Biden is also objectively more pro-labor than other Democratic and certainly Republican Party presidents
and the parties in general.
Okay?
Low bar in terms of being pro-labor,
but the Biden administration was more pro labor
than all prior administrations in our lifetime at least having said that
having said that there are also a lot there's also a lot of stink on the
candidacy, there's also a lot of stink
on Biden
negative
real wage growth is something that they
experience under Biden
inflation is a massive
problem, the economy's a massive problem. Seemingly it doesn't hurt
Kamala's chances for some reason I don't know why. On the issue of immigration,
I personally think
the Democratic Party
has completely dropped
the ball.
Went with the worst
possible outcome.
That needs to change
on Gaza. If you needs to change on Gaza, if you
want to win over Wisconsin
Minnesota
and most importantly Michigan
You have to change course
on at least communicating uh what must be done with respect to america's
relationship with israel okay also philip defran, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Kamala Harris could do that if she has at least a little bit of political courage.
Well, it's not even a little bit. You need a lot of political courage to be able to change American foreign policy in any way.
But having said that, Biden isn't the most pro-labor president in Biden's life. that.
Biden isn't the most pro-labor president in Biden's lifetime, born
1942 before FDR died? Okay.
That's fair.
But I'm talking about my lifetime.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing, cutie pie? Oh my gosh.
He's like, come on. Come on, dad. I'm bored.
Give me a pet.. But it is very odd.
It is very odd overall for someone like Dave Portnoy to be
like, oh dude, this is not democratic at all.
It's like bitch there's still a
fucking general election.
What are we talking about? There's literally
a general election coming up. What do you mean
there's no democracy?
Then fucking don't vote for coming up. What do you mean there's no democracy? Then
fucking don't vote for the Democrats.
Like,
okay.
Taya
one year ago?
That's crazy. How on earth did that post have 130,000 likes?
It's Twitter.
Twitter is not real.
Twitter is the most surreal,
not-real place on the fucking planet.
It's so incredibly right-wing.
The USA didn't even have any primaries to the early 1900s and the
primary system didn't even reach its current form until the 70s
1968 is the last time that uh last time that like
the democrats actually had like open conventions.
They would pick the party,
they would pick the candidate at the conventions and
they would pick the party. I swear, man.
People would rather vote for someone who would cause them to live in the slums as long as Trump ain't in there?
What?
Okay, I think personally that's how much people hate Donald Trump.
I guess that's the argument you're trying to make?
I'm really not...
I'm really not understanding
the point you're trying to make here, but...
I'm a returning viewer, so I don't know what your opinion is on the alpha male stuff that the Republicans are running on. You don't have to talk about it now, but I'd like to understand them more. Trump is literally one of the zestiest presidents that we've ever had, and we've had bisexual presidents before like
Abraham Lincoln, okay?
So I don't know what the fuck
this macho man
cishet alpha male shit that we're talking
about here because Republicans think that that means
like masculinity and also not gay.
Trump is the zestiest motherfucker
out there. He loves Broadway musicals.
He's a messy bitch who loves drama.
J.D. Vance is running, mate.
Literally wears guyliner.
I don't know what the fuck we're talking about there either.
Okay?
Anyway, let's get to...
Let's get to Tim Waltz.
Oh, yes.
Who is also one of the VP nods here.
What I know is that people like J.D. VANCE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SMALL TOWN AMERICA.
MY TOWN HAD 400 PEOPLE IN IT, 24 KIDS IN MY GRADUATING CLASS, 12 WERE COUSINS AND HE
GETS IT ALL WRONG.
IT'S NOT ABOUT HATE. IT'S NOT ABOUTRIEND OF MINE, AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
YOU HAVE A DEMOCRATIC
PRESIDENT WHO IS NOT IN CLASS
12 OR COUSINS, AND HE GETS IT
ALL WRONG.
IT'S NOT ABOUT HATE.
IT'S NOT ABOUT COLLAPSING IN.
THE GOLDEN RULE THERE IS MIND
YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS.
THEIR POLICIES ARE WHAT
DESTROYED REAL AMERICA. THEY'VE DIVIDED US. THEY'RE IN OUR EXAM ROOMS. THEY'RE TELLING US WHAT BOOKS
TO READ AND I THINK WHAT
KAMALA HARRIS KNOWS IS BRINGING
PEOPLE TOGETHER AROUND THE
SHARED VALUES, STRONG PUBLIC
SCHOOLS, STRONG LABOR UNIONS
THAT CREATE THE MIDDLE CLASS,
HEALTH CARE THAT'S AFFORDABLE
AND ACCESSIBLE, THOSE ARE
THE THINGS. YOU LOOK WHAT THEY'RE TALKING
ABOUT? THEY WENT RIGHT TO DIVISION.
THEY DID NOT GIVE US A PLAN ON
HEALTH CARE. DONALD TRUMP TALKED ABOUT
INFRASTRUCTURE. JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS BUILT BRIDGES, BUILT ROADS. I THINK THIS IS A VERY DIFFICULT TIME FOR THE
DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION.
WHEN JOE TRUMP TALKED ABOUT
INFRASTRUCTURE, JOE BIDEN AND
KAMALA HARRIS BUILT BRIDGES
AND ROADS SO I THINK THIS IS
GOING BACK TO THE BREAD AND
BUTTER GETTING AWAY FROM THIS
DIVISION. WE DO NOT LIKE WHAT HAS what has happened where we can't even go to Thanksgiving dinner with our uncle because
you end up in some weird fight that is unnecessary.
And I think bringing back people together, well it's true these guys are just weird.
It is!
Oh your uncle?
What is he like 800 years old? It is. And it's, you know... Your uncle?
What is he like 800 years old?
Fuck you mean Thanksgiving dinner with your uncle?
Come on Tim Walz I like him but like how old is your uncle big dog?
For He-Man Women Haters Club or something that's what they're good at
that's not what people are interested in and there is angst because robber barons like jd vance yeah
i know he's the same age as kamala here as He's 60 years old but he's so fucking old coded
And Donald Trump gutted the midwest told us we didn't do that
They talk about private schools where in the heck are you going to find a private school in a town of 400?
Those are public schools.
Those are great teachers that are out there
making a difference and gave us an opportunity
to succeed,
That angst that JD Vance talks about
in Hillbilly Elegy, none of my hillbilly cousins went to Yale THAT'S THE PART OF IT. I THINK THAT IS WHAT WE ARE
TALKING ABOUT HERE.
THAT ANXIETY THAT J.D. BENTZ
TALKS ABOUT IN HILLBILLY ELEGY,
NONE OF MY HILLBILLY COUSINS
WENT TO YALE AND NONE OF THEM WENT ON TO BE ADVENTURE who people really are. So I think that message doesn't resonate, you saw it yesterday
the energy out here exploded we all broke fundraising records but that's not what i look at
door knocks are full phone banks are full people are banks are full. People are talking
about what's possible. We are finally
on offense about an America
where we're all together, so good.
Have Orban down to Florida.
The vice president will come out here and stand in a Planned Parenthood.
She stands in a Planned Parenthood clinic
in St. Paul, that's what people wanna see.
Kaya you are too heavy my arm is falling asleep Kya I know she's too comfortable
with this
he's like,
she's not moving.
She is not fucking
moving dude.
All right.
Let's talk about
let's talk about another great,
another solid pick.
Okay?
In my opinion,
Edinger Mentum puts him at c tier governor tim waltz of minnesota
how much does kai weigh like 100 pounds i think bro this is nuts look at at this is not moving like this is where I belong. Like a whole lot big old lap dog
oh she doesn't like that okay she's moving now
nope she's moving now. Nope, she's not moving.
Kaya, this is not...
No!
Ow!
Oh my god.
Alright, I'm stuck stuck i'm stuck like this I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. David, no. Is Tim Walz a bad candidate? No, he's actually pretty good. Minnesota Governor
Tim Walz is another like pocketbook kitchen table issue governor.
He's also pretty popular.
I've covered a lot of his accomplishments
over the course of past couple years is the he's the oldest, possibly the oldest looking 60 year old on the planet.
He represents the start of the biggest body on the list. He represents the start of
the biggest body
on the list,
sitting white male
governors and senators
and it speaks greatly
to their collective
strength that he
sits this low in it
by himself.
There's nothing
wrong with walls.
Oh fuck.
Are you all right what's wrong with you I don't like him personally, but he's done so much in Minnesota.
I love it.
I love living here.
Waltz represents the start of the biggest body on this list.
By himself, there's nothing wrong with Walz.
He's a popular Midwestern liberal who has won two statewide elections in a semi-competitive state and passed a great number
of great bills while in office.
Doesn't surprise me at all to see someone of his profile
on the reporting
for prospective kamala vp's list if he were the only one on it to fit this bill
he'd be near top of those lists he's far from the only one to fit this
bill of the midwestern liberals we are yet to go. He's one of the more mediocre electoral records,
only provides a boost in an electorally unimportant state
and brings no extra qualities,
whether it be identity or money to help his case.
While I wouldn't be despondent over a Harris-Walls ticket,
I would definitely feel like it's a missed opportunity.
As such, he finds himself in the middle of something
of a do no harm pick for a campaign that could use
and could easily find a spark.
Okay, so Tim
Waltz
What is this? Press releases. Historic gun safety measure.
Past the, past the
FEC exposed bro dude stop linking
my FEC donation data
okay I know yes dude you got me
okay okay
oh
Vance is the least liked VP
Candidates since 1980 JD Vanstrom's running mate is the least liked VP candidates since 1980.
J.D. Vanstrom's running mate
is the least like non-incumbent
vice presidential nominees since 1980
and the first to have a net negative favorable rating.
That's awesome.
Dude, banger after banger, baby.
God, the Trump administration.
The Trump re-election camp is making
really, really bad decisions
dude it's awesome.
What is this? Kamala hitting over 30% with white voters is big, would likely result in a win assuming typical splits Hochul's calls.
Oh, that's phenomenal.
Smart.
That is great.
That's great news.
Kathy Hojol is poison. That poll is Trump up only one point in Georgia.
Okay. point in Georgia. They hate you so much they hear
you say objectively true things
and put it on their list of
things to never do.
Abraham Lincoln wasn't bisexual. it on their list of things to never do. Abraham
Lincoln wasn't bisexual?
What?
Bro,
Abraham Lincoln wasn't bisexual.
People pushing that just because he was comfortable in his sexuality and shared a bunk with other men is lame in my opinion.
At most, he kissed his bunkmate which isn't gay.
It's purely platonic.
He was straight as fuck.
It was simply a show of affection for his
friends. This is dangerous misinformation in my
opinion.
No, dude. Abraham Lincoln was absolutely gay he was bisexual
he was by as hell. That's a pretty funny
thing to
there's a pretty funny hill to die on
it's Abraham Lincoln dog
misinformation harms nobody.
No, yeah.
This guy went to the fucking vampire hunter Abe Lincoln premiere
and was like, you need to shut this down
this kind of dangerous misinformation cannot go on
abraham lincoln objectively did not fight vampires
okay how dare you?
I found the guy from the quote From the Poynter Institute
Anyway anyway
yeah so
as we were saying
wait hold on i'm going to retweet this so so I just tweeted hype for the boys.
Now,
I've got to find a different podcast
and listen to it tomorrow morning
because that was on this episode oh my god chat I'm not comfortable spreading
this misinformation you guys have to stop spreading this misinformation in the chat.
Chat, stop spreading misinfo in the chat.
I'm not comfortable with that. Chad's getting ripped
Chad Chat's getting ripped.
Chat, this misinformation is dangerous.
The Poynter Institute is going to say
I'm spreading misinformation
like right-wing Republicans do.
Yeah, New York Times was right.
I spread misinformation.
Abraham Lincoln is straight. There's nothing more straight than kissing your homies It's in negative net territory. Look at that, negative six points. I will tell you Aaron,
I have gone all the way back since 1980. He is the first guy,
after immediately following a convention of
VP pick who actually had
negative favorable rating
that is underwater. The average
since 2000 is plus 19 points.
JD Vance making history in the completely wrong way.
I mean, it's amazing. Plus 19.
Brilliant, sir!
Brilliant move, sir.
Again, another thing I fucking called when I found out.
I mean,
I always thought that JD Vance was a shitty ass VP pick anyway,
but when I found out
that it was Donald Trump Jr
that convinced his dad
to pick him,
oh my god.
Oh my God. It's so good. A conspiracy theory, though?
Wait, what?
No! a conspiracy theory though wait what no
and i know people talk vps don't usually matter but
that's not a conspiracy theory.
That's just what happened.
That is objective fact.
It's not like they hide it.
Donald Trump Jr. literally went on television and was like, I talked to my dad
and I told him
I love this guy
and he chose him
and I'm really proud of J.D.
We watched,
we listened to him.
We listened to him talk about it.
Fucking soda boy,
fake soda boy history Fake soda boy.
In a completely wrong way.
It's amazing, plus 19 and
people talk VP don't usually
matter but they're not negative. Usually they're popular, and in this case he's dragging Trump down.
All right, and then there's also Ohio, which I have been around long enough to have been
there on an election night, and the reason I was there because the person who wins Ohio
wins the White House.
Right. Ohio's a the White House. Right.
Ohio's a red state now. Yeah.
So what does the J.D. Vance
pick do for Trump? Obviously
he is the senator from Ohio. There's this whole
idea, oh, J.D. Vance is going to help out in Ohio
perhaps help out in those Rust Belt
those Great Lake Battlegrounds.
JV Vance literally underperformed
Trump in Ohio by the way.
Remember Donald Trump didn't just pick an Ohio Senator.
He picked someone in Ohio that actually pulled worse than him.
So again, objectively
a bad take but it is pretty
funny to go with someone who
isn't even as popular
as you are in Ohio.
But if you look at Ohio,
if you look...
Yeah, J.D. Vance won
in 2022
but he only won
by six points.
That's worse than
Donald Trump did
in 2020.
It's far worse
than Mike DeWine
did in 2022.
He was the worst performing Republican candidate.
Like, DeWine got 25 points dude!
Plus 25!
On the same ballot!
In 2022, up and down
the ballot in the state of Ohio. He has nothing
there. Alright so Trump does very. He has nothing there. All right, so Trump does very well.
He has nothing there.
He is booty!
He's booty cheeks!
Oh, that's so awesome.
That's one of his superpowers. So what does Vance add?
Yeah, what does Vance add? Look he won white working class voters
He won white voters without a college degree in the state of Ohio but pretty much
every Republican wins white working class voters. And if you look here
again the margin that Vance put up was the weakest performance of any major Republican. It's worse
than Trump did in Ohio. It's worse than Mike DeWine did in Ohio. The J.D. Vance pick
makes no sense from a statistical
polling perspective, Erin.
Thank you very much.
It goes back to the same thing
that I was talking about. It's because he's fucking fake.
It's because he's
so goddamn fake.
People fucking hate him. People don't like
him.
Well, was the Trump camp calculation just take billionaire donors with this pig
I don't
I mean yeah
they're also going for the I mean, yeah.
They're also going for the based... That's a base pick.
He's the based gripper
pick. But yeah,
take donors too
they created a new oh yeah here this is my video on Tim Walz. Sales tax to fund bus and train lines an enormous victory for the sustainability
and quality of public transit. Transit be more pleasant to ride,
more frequent and have better shelters along more lines.
What were we doing for shelter and bus stops in los
angeles is what we were doing meet la sombrita the shade structure that only attracts more heat
this is what we were doing in los angeles baby doing. They passed strict new regulations on PFAS,
the forever chemicals.
Minnesota Dems pass the largest bonding bill
of state history funding improvements to parks, colleges
water infrastructure bridges, et cetera, et cetera
and Minnesota Dems get the goods straight up
and that's
not entirely on Tim
Waltz
like that's not entirely on him
but he that's not entirely on him.
But, I mean he played a role too.
And they're going to build a passenger train
from the 10 cities
to Duluth.
A wonky but important change
they indexed
the state tax
to inflation
effectively increasing the gas tax and they indexed a state tax to inflation, effectively increasing the gas tax.
And they indexed a bunch of stuff to inflation,
including the state's education funding formula,
which helps ensure that school spending doesn't decline
over time. It was very much not on Tim Walz?
No, I know.
They also made hourly school
workers like bus drivers and paraprofessionals
eligible for unemployment during summer break
when they're not working or getting paid. Minnesota
Dems passed a bunch of labor protections for teachers, including requiring
school districts to negotiate class sizes as
part of union contracts... Yeah they don't have
a big majority, they just had the majority that actually wanted
do shit. So uh
with respect to like Minnesota Democrats,
Minnesota state legislature,
they are a perfect representation of what happens when you actually have
legislators that are genuinely interested.
Genuinely interested in getting shit done.
Contracts, they created a state board
to govern labor standards at nursing homes.
They create a prescription drug affordability board,
which would set price caps...
As a poor person in Minnesota, fuck all of you?
What?
Bro, as a poor person in Minnesota you're about to get hit with a top of the hour ad break.
Unless you quickly subscribe.
Because at the top of the hour there's a three minute ad break if you no longer want to see those ads all you need to do is subscribe for six dollars or for free with
switch prime are for free with a Switch Prime.
They bought Pokemon cookies. Yeah, Tenred is correct.
All these big legislative wins have probably been in California for a decade.
Eh, not all of it but
yeah I mean
He said damn
Bitch you're about to eat the ab break? You don't have a take He said, damn.
Bitch, you're about to eat the ad break?
You don't have a follow-up to this? Yeah, it's this meme. New York Democrats, Rust Belt Democrats, always.
Anyway, here's the 3-minute ad break now. Awesome. our brakes have two speeds and two speeds only.
Hell yeah.
What did this one get?
What did this one get rated?
I don't know. this one get rated? Oh my god.
Did Matt Walsh do another video?
Over a year ago, I embarked on a personal journey into anti-racism and
dei now i can finally share with all of you my new film am i racist the answer is yes from
the bad white people growing up in the 90s, I never thought much about race.
Sure you noticed but it never really seemed to matter that much.
Oh god I hate this ugly son of a bitch dude
the true homeless people very, very poorly The MNDFLs are really frustrating
as a party especially if you're an advocate who doesn't
have a non-profit okay let's get back to Waltz.
As a homeless teenager in Minnesota the social program saved my life because of youth shelter
programs? That dude is dumb.
Okay but no,
that dude might be actually working with homeless people
but maybe wants more.
I don't know.
Grope Gang AF America First Catholic Political Genius
Nationalist
This is cringe insane account bro we are the insane ones for staying on Twitter.
Okay?
They are now...
This is Twitter.
It's Elon Musk and then Elon Musk's alt account.
Okay?
I'm telling you right now.
That's the entirety of Twitter.
...for high-cost pharmaceuticals.
They created new workers protections for Amazon
warehouse... This is before Will Stancil became
a fucking goober. Well, I guess he was a goober back then too.
... workers and refinery workers...
They passed the digital fare repair law
He's been wrong on everything
like this past year
which requires electronic manufacturers
to make tools and parts
available so that consumers
can repair the electronics
rather than purchase
new items.
He says as far
as I can tell
there isn't a single
news story written about it
but they also made
huge improvements
with the state's
Public Employee
Labor Relations Act making it far more labor-friendly by making staffing ratios a mandatory subject of bargaining.
They made Juneteenth a State Holiday.
They banned conversion therapy.
They spent nearly $1 billion on a variety of environmental programs, from heat pumps to reforestation.
They expanded protections for pregnant and nursing workers already in place for larger employers
to almost everyone in the state.
They banned price gouging in public emergencies.
They created new child tax credit that will
cut a third, uh, cut child poverty by a quarter, they dropped a quick $50 million into homelessness
prevention programs, and because of small stuff doesn't get lost didn't get lost in the big stuff.
They passed a law to prevent catalytic converter thefts.
The increased childcare assistance.
A banned captive audience.
Oh,
this was the one I was going to talk about.
They banned captive audience meetings where employers force employees
to watch anti-union presentations are they after
they pay uh you know a million dollar contract to a lawyer to come over and talk
to them about how unionization will actually get them to lose their jobs and therefore
you should say no to unions without actually openly stating it.
They forced a single...
How do you get CA state legislators to be this based?
A lot of the
initiatives that they're talking about here in Minnesota
are new to Minnesota, but we already have it in California.
The unfortunate problem...
the unfortunate problem
is that
California still tries
to push the needle
in terms of policy,
but California politicians are kind
of cowardly overall. California state legislators are super based.
They're already being proud.
That's not true.
That's also not true. I think for California, we should be significantly like we should have had we should have a health care in California already like free healthcare in California already state legislature
refused to push it
and this is like there's been two times
where they've done that
they got a bill for it no that's what I'm saying.
There's always... California
in and of itself is like a nation state
so obviously
we have a lot of
political gridlock internally within the California State Democratic Party.
And Governor Gavin Newsom is the famous iron vetoer,
the Iron Pen of vetoing everything. My favorite bill right now is the one to force fossil companies to pay cap pay to cap
their wells he's mr. veto go.
Priority changes to the Twin Cities Transit, trains have to wait at intersections for cars
which I can say from experience is terrible soon that will change. They provided the largest increase in nursing home funding
in state history.
They also bumped up salaries for home health workers to help address
the shortage of in-home nurses, they legalized drug paraphernalia
which allows social service providers to conduct needle exchanges
and address substance abuse with reduced fear of incurring legal action
minnesota dems banned white supremacists extremist from police forces capped probation at five years
for most crimes improved clemency and mostly banned no knock warrants minnesota dems also
laid the groundwork
for a public health insurance option.
There's billions of dollars in stuff I'm leaving out
it is truly overwhelming but I want to sit
and have the final words on this thread good session."
There you go.
But there's a will, there's a way when you have legislators
who are actually willing to do the job
you can get this shit done. I'll tell you this much
for once and actually
local look state legislatures
actually do a lot of good work in many places
and it often doesn't get a lot of coverage.
But this one was such a banger session that like
a lot of people were talking about it.
But ultimately the Minnesota State Legislature
behaved like the Republican State Legislature. But how does
the Republican State Legislature acts when they have majorities or super
majorities? God forbid, holy shit! What do they pass? Are they passing bills
like this one? No, they're passing the opposite. They're
passing conversion therapy bills. They're passing the opposite. They're passing conversion therapy
bills. They're passing basically bills that
eviscerate trans people. They're trying
to make sure that you have more than
three minute ad breaks at the top of the hour.
They want it to be longer.
That's fucked up. top of the hour they want it to be longer that's up yo is that how you guys feel oh my god is that how you feel
i already ran the ad break but that would have been an absolute banger
damn that made me feel bad
that's crazy I just debated my damn self okay
one more Okay.
One more? Fuck this piece of shit, what is this Chris Tyson situation
is disgusting?
Dude, we're talking big
boy shit, okay? We'll get to Mr. Beast's Chris Tyson shit in a little bit, okay?
If we have time.
Never been a fan
of the Jibates?
You're alone on that.
Why would you send me
a Nick Merckx video?
It's like the worst
video to possibly
look at.
Ava did nothing wrong. I'm not even entirely certain as the what she did okay FYI she prefers Ava Tyson. Billie D made a video?
Like,
did he cover Sonia Massey?
No, I'm going to
cover that one as well.
Muda's video is pretty damning.
Said no one ever.
Her victim said she didn't do it,
it's conservatives attacking a trans person as always.
Do not defend its bad-bad.
I'm not defending anything.
You didn't address it fast enough, so you apparently canceled again?
Yeah, I'm super canceled guys.
Anyway. Anyway.
Groomed person won't realize that they're groomed. you watch Oli's video
on Kamala
no I have not.
Ava had her own response to it a few hours ago.
Okay, let's get back.
Let's get back to the situation that we were looking at.
So talked about Tim Waltz,
talked about his accomplishments
and Tim Waltz is pretty solid possible option
in my opinion.
And doesn't seem to be on this list that you made.
Oh, no, he is.
On that note, he's up here.
Okay?
Dumbass, you hovered right over him.
Okay, calm down, chatter. What the fuck?
Okay.
Up next is Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren
also like Kamala Harris
couldn't even get to second place in her own damn state
in the 2019-2020 election in the primaries.
Also, much like Kamala Harris was the anti Bernie progressive vote.
Uh, but unlike Kamala Harris, she stuck it through to really drive a wedge into
Bernie's campaign.
Okay. To really just fuck him over. campaign. Okay?
To really just fuck him over.
And for that, also
much like Kamala Harris, Elizabeth
Warren is a woman of color.
Two women of color on the ticket
is probably not something that
the American public has enough
appetite for. We've got to do
a little bit of DEI here, okay?
We need a white boy here, but
Elizabeth Warren is
a technocratic
social democrat
But like not really
She loves Empire.
She's a big fan.
But she's going to turn the military gay.
Okay?
She's going to turn the military green.
She's going to turn the military gay.
All right?
But she would be the first indigenous as far as I know indigenous vice president
okay so I will put Elizabeth Warren in the sure why not category.
Up next is Barack Obama's wife, Michelle Obama.
One of the first most prominent victims
of transvestigation before
The Republican Party became
the Transvestigation party.
Michelle Obama is beloved by all liberals, okay?
If she was running for president,
Michelle Obama would get...
We would max out on...
She's already maxed out on name recognition
she'd probably get every liberal to vote for her
like literally doesn't matter. She's not a politician
she's not running
so I'm going to put her in the no shot category
having said that however however, once again
liberals fucking love
Barack Obama and liberals
fucking love
Michelle Obama. Does this
change your opinion on JVP at all? No, I already knew that big boy JB Pritzker had been critical of city halls because the ceasefire resolution.
I know that.
Warren isn't in disarray Warren is an indigenous big dog. Please address that for real. That's called a joke. I don't know if you know what that looks like, but like i'm joking
Okay, let's call the joke it looks like, but I'm joking. Okay?
That's called a joke just like Elizabeth Warren's campaign
and Elizabeth Warren's...
You're gonna get canceled if you keep saying Warren isn't indigenous. Anyway, let's continue. Okay. It's not a joke. Elizabeth Warren is indigenous.
I don't want to be cancelled
ok maybe I'm double cancelled
Michelle Obama would be in the no-shot category because she's not running.
It's ridiculous.
Anyway... Anyway.
Actually, someone said why Shapiro over Kelly? I would put Shapiro over... Kelly over Shapiro. I'd put Shapiro over Kelly over Shapiro. I'd push Shapiro
over Kelly. Okay, Amy
Klobuchar again. How does your
hair fare in a blizzard?
That was the message that we got from Amy Klobuchar.
Okay, it was clobbering time.
Amy Klobuchar is obviously the resilient pick here.
She is middle America, you understand?
Just like Kamala Harris, she has also hemorrhaged her staff time and time again
partially as a consequence of the fact that she was very abusive to them
okay yeah amy klobuchar emmy Klobuchar is in Amy Klobuchar-ge.
Is he stroking out?
Who?
Who? You can do it, baby! I love you so much.
Just bad news,
Bad things are happening.
Mom, I'm sorry.
Mom, I didn't do it, Paul.
Wait, what the fuck?
Is this new? He's going crazy with that one. new.
He's going crazy with that one.
I mean,
that's a bit. That's a classic Trump bit.
He's being transphobic there, I think.
But it seems like he's
upgraded that bit
He goes longer
unless it's the old bit
but unless is the old bit
anyway Anyway, let's continue.
It's clobbering time.
Amy Klobuchar outperformed Biden by like 10 points on the same ballot right now.
But once again,
there's a much more solid pick that wouldn't
take away from
the Democratic
congressional races. So on that
note, obviously she's on the no-shot category.
Nancy Pelosi
a lot of people
have
cast aside Nancy Pelosi.
They've said she's older than Joe Biden, okay?
And as we know, that means she's wiser than Joe Biden.
Nancy Pelosi at the young,
nubile age of 84
is the only
time where I will use the term buxom
appropriately.
California's 11th district Democrat, Nancy Pelosi is ready to thrive.
Okay.
She's dead no one cares
No that's Dianne Feinstein
Nancy Pelosi is very much alive
Not only is she alive
What
Why are you linking me best friend kick on X? Nancy Pelosi is very much alive and well. Not only is she very much alive and well.
Not only is she very much alive and well,
okay?
But she was also victim
to an attempted
political assassination
or potentially
a gay lover's quarrel.
That's right. Paul Pelosi almost got killed
by a political
operative
just like
Donald Trump. So she's important to have
on the ticket. Like I said
She is a young
84
One of the only top-of-the-line Democrats
that happens to be older
than Joseph Robinette Biden, I put
her in the let chaos reign category.
Assam will
defo be canceled one day I can see it
One day
Bitch you've been a subscriber for 14 months
I have been cancelled
quote unquote cancelled
like 100 times in that time frame that you've subscribed
to me no worse than that like what
what will what do you think i've like murdered someone secretly
like what the fuck do you mean worse than that
the only thing that could be worse than that is if i've like literally done a crime
okay and not like a cool crime you know what mean? Like a really bad crime.
I get cancelled
every other day for shit that
I don't do.
What?
I don't think you know what that word means, Hasan.
No, nubile.
No, I said she's a young nubile woman
at the age of 84.
That was sarcasm.
Did you not understand what
I was saying?
I don't mean
I don't think Nancy Pelosi is actually young
chatter
yeah Anyway. anyway
stop trying to make jokes that Asmin shatters
or anyway let's continue.
Speaking of old people okay biden surprise jack it's the mac attack that's right many
of you probably don't know who this guy is okay but? But this is Joseph
Robinette Brandon. 46th President
of the United States of America. Been in politics for
52 plus years. He's been running
for president since 1984
and for that reason alone, he should run
for president again, this time as
vice president.
Welcome back, Jack.
We put him in the let chaos reign category
once again. Welcome back to The Fold, Joseph Robinette Biden.
Okay?
Respect.
Okay, then we have a person that I'm not too familiar with.
But we just watched him dance to Brat Westmore, governor of Maryland. Okay? He's young. He's hot.
He went to University of Oxford.
Wesley Watande Omari Moore
he is a veteran.
Yeah, he's born in Maryland, raised primarily in New York, 45 years old now the governor of maryland officially since 2023 um
i don't really know too much about him.
I won't lie to you.
I actually don't know anything
about him,
really.
Y'all Maryland bitches wish you were mentioned as often as Nova?
That's my governor.
Don't let him in.
No, don't send me his issues page.
I want to see the actual things that he signed in the law. Why Shapiro over Kelly?
Pennsylvania. Must win state.
Easy answer. I don't even like
Shapiro.
I would say he's awful, but I think
he's awful on Gaza
and you don't really need that right now
anyway let's continue.
Oh my God! Okay.
Agenda 2024 Priorities says make Maryland Okay, agenda.
2024 priorities says make Maryland safer cannabis pardons offer so I guess he legalized weed right? He has a sexual harassment allegation too? Wait, really?
More than $130 million in federal grants to support Maryland's climate goals and green jobs. He issued the largest state pardon in American history,
pardoning 175,000 cannabis convictions.
That's pretty sick.
Okay, I like that.
Mental health assisted outpatient treatment programs.
Okay. criminal procedure victim compensation center for firearm violence prevention and intervention growing apprenticeship in public apprenticeships and public safety workforce act gaps
oh you're talking about shapiro governor Josh appears office quietly settle sexual harassment allegation against top aid.
Top eight to PA governor was accused of sexually harassing a female staffer. The settlement included a confidentiality cost.
Okay, well he's out then.
What? If he's got a sexual harassment
allegation that could be a plus to offset the
woman-ness that America hates about Kamala
that's insane
no Democrats don't fuck with that dude
I didn't even know this it's an aid not him but he quietly
it wasn't him.
What? Governor Moore also created first in nation service your options. So high school students don't feel pressure to go to college and you beta do community service.
Yeah, it was two staffers.
Moore has been really good actually.
I thought he'd be too lived up but he is
but he's likable
but his policies are good
rebuilding the red line
and he's doing a lot for Baltimore unlike Hogan.
Dude, the more I look at governors in this
country, the more I realize why governors
are always the most popular fucking politicians
and oftentimes you see like
red state governors
be blue Democrats and blue state governors
be Republican.
Like they just got local off,
like state level offices
so significant.
Local offices are
so significant.
This is why I always
tell you,
you got to vote.
I know this aid and Governor Shapiro.
The aide was a Republican too.
All the PA left is hated, him bringing them on.
What is this?
Emma Vigeland had a good VP pick list.
Strategically Good hopefully doesn't hate the left.
Bashar Cooper, Whitmer. Strategically Good definitely hates the left. Bashar Cooper Whitmer, strategically good, definitely
hates the left Shapiro. Strategically
Matt is good for the left Waltz
strategically man
may hate the left Kelly Pritzker
I don't think Pritzker hates the left
It's not happening
Buttigieg, yeah, I hope not
I'm glad that we all are in agreement
that Buttigieg sucks agreement that Buttigieg sucks.
Like,
Buttigieg is straight up
yeah,
Pritzker has a track record of not punching left?
Exactly. I don't think he hates the left at all.
Um... left exactly i don't think he hates the left at all um dude buddha judge is
what a judge is like the guy who like people with ukrainian flag in the bio or like,
well,
the globe and they're in there like a global emoji in their
bio.
Like those are the,
those are the people who were like,
dude,
Pete will be brilliant.
Yeah. of the people who are like, dude, Pete Buttigieg would be brilliant. You know what I mean?
Like that's who
he appeals to.
It's just like a
total collective
it's like it's an It's just like a total collective.
It's like, it's a 150 person voter base.
Okay? Okay. First, you're going to hate the left?
I just don't trust a billionaire
but I'm willing to wait and see.
I mean, I'm sorry. Emma
has big boy bias, okay? It's obvious.
Boomer shit lips think
Buttigieg would capture the youth vote?
Yeah, he would capture them and lock them up in a facility
to make sure that they're working for the American government
and operate in Afghanistan like he did.
Saw someone describe him as a gay, not queer type
and it's so accurate
like I don't I think Pete Buttigieg is one of those dudes who like
Like everyone always talks about like oh well he's gay. So that would like hurt his chances in middle America.
It's like,
nah,
I don't think so.
Cause like,
he just doesn't read as gay.
He just doesn't.
Like he just reads as like a bloodless careerist person.
Like, I don't think people know he's...
Like, that many people know
he's gay even personally. Like, people are probably shocked when they found out that he had a husband and then
they had a child together also yeah americans don't give a fuck about gay people
that much. I think they are just too
hyper
focused on trans
people people it was like that 2020 is that like clear from 2020 of his supporters finding out he's gay
for the longest time i thought you were kidding about him being gay. No, he is.
Wait what? Breaking news? He's healed?
Trumps ear miraculously grew back at a speed nobody has ever seen before. It was God?
Wait, where is the bandaid?
Why doesn't he have the bandaid?
Old video chat.
Don't be Facebook lives.
That's AI bro.
That's not a real pig.
No, I thought that was from the video where he
plays golf. I thought that was a recent
video though.
I guess not.
Moore also created an initiative to invest in neighborhoods directly
to fight child poverty
He's also bald and jacked and could one be won you in basketball. He is Jack them ball. That's true Anyway Anyway.
Stolen election claims are starting
They're gonna steal the election
Wait what
Dude that's You're such a fucking loser man
that's awesome
that's
that's awesome they're so racist
they're finally admitting
Biden was democratically elected
in order to save democracy
we have to remove
our democratically elected leader
and replace him with a d.i pick democrats
dude do people think like this is loser shit?
You know that right?
This is because they're afraid.
They're afraid that Kamala might actually fucking clobber Biden.
I mean not Biden. Donald Trump.
That's the reason
why they're saying this. You understand that, right?
Because there's an election coming up.
Who are you talking to?
Like, who are you
talking to when
you're like, wow,
it's so undemocratic
what the fucking
Democrats did.
It's like if Joe
Biden was not an
establishment Democrat, I would understand the sentiment.
I would share this sentiment.
But Joe Biden was a problem for the establishment Democrats and they handled it.
So I don't really understand why people are just like why people who are not voting for the
democrats anyway why are they the ones chirping like uh like that argument doesn't make any sense. He's saying, oh dude they're fucking replacing the democratically elected candidate with someone that was not
democratically elected, but then they're
also admitting that the Democrats are celebrating
it. So which one is it?
Why would the Democrats be celebrating
it? The Democrats should be very mad right now
if democracy was not thriving.
Okay?
I've only heard
this undemocratic argument from fucking Republicans and
maybe a couple like PSL voters that we're going to vote for Gloria LaRiva
anyway.
But now they're like, why is there no open primary
in the Democratic Party?
Okay.
Like that's it.
People posturing like
they're going to vote for the Democratic party but they they're not going to vote for the Democratic Party.
It's fine!
But ultimately
the election hasn't happened yet.
Okay? The election
has not happened yet.
So why are they saying oh dude this is so undemocratic okay if it's so undemocratic we'll see
who in the psl said that man. I'm just memeing on people who are...
There's like one TheyThemTuesday or whatever.
They're always in the chat being like, you know who's on the ballot?
What? being like you know who's on the ballot what's their name is it they them Tuesday or
they Tuesday or something
they're always chirping about fucking PSL.
Because people don't get to vote for the Democratic candidate,
but people do get to vote for the Democratic candidate,
but people do get to vote for the Democratic candidate.
It's called voting in the general election.
What are you talking about?
Like,
the aspect that the Republicans should care about is November.
Not the fucking primaries process.
Okay? Like, 87%. like
87 or no
83% of
Democratic Party voters
approved of the decision
to swap out Joe Biden with Kamala Harris.
And the only people that are upset with it
are people that are not voting for the Democratic Party in November,
no matter what.
Democrats are like, thank God this happened.
We're so stoked. Here's some money.
There you go. We're giving you money
because we like what you did.
Okay? Because when I get to choose one candidate...
Okay, this is a Democrat who's upset.
This is the only Democrat who's upset.
I take it back.
This is the 17% of Democratic Party voters
who are upset.
Okay?
We found it.
We found one guy.
I don't know if you're a Biden or riding with Bidener
because that's what happened in the primaries,
so I don't know what you're talking about
because there was no other option.
Are you a B or Buster?
Are you saying
you're not going to fucking vote
for Kamala Harris
because you were a Biden rider?
I'm glad him Joe's gone.
Okay, so shut the fuck up.
You're glad Joe's gone but you don't get to choose who replaces him
yeah no shit dude okay so joe was the fucking primary what are you talking about?
Like, this is not the time to chirp.
Okay?
The time to chirp was when the primaries were supposed to happen and the Democratic Party packed up any kind of opposition.
Okay? up any kind of opposition, okay?
Thank you.
Having an uncontested primary with Biden was significantly more undemocratic than him
stepping down and Harris taking over.
The decision was at least partially in response to voter pressure,
And it's like the one time when they responded to
voter pressure. And I'm over here like thank God
they responded to voter pressure and got
this dude out. And everyone is
celebrating this decision.
And people are just still like,
no, dude! No!
I wasn't going to vote in the primary anyway.
And there was no other viable options
in the primary regardless.
But actually, I'm still fucking mad.
That makes no sense
people did try to pressure during the primary, but it wasn't enough.
It fucking absolutely was enough.
No!
That was a big part of it as well.
Hassan literally just finished saying how the Republicans were acting scared of Kamala.
I don't know how you go from that success to no,
don't vote.
No,
I just don't get it.
I don't understand it.
Remember when he lost delegates to no one in the primaries? I know that's what I mean, like it was...
That was significant.
That was very significant.
It's like one of the,
it is one of the mechanisms of pressure
that absolutely played a role.
Yeah. pressure that absolutely played a role. I'm of Dean
Phillips' dead ender.
. What?
Can you explain why outside of identity grade policies,
why any of the pigs are viable if they come from irrelevant states except Big Gretch or JB by Shapiro,
whose policies are worse is like the best bang for buck.
No,
like Bashar state is kind of useless.
Yeah,
no,
I think I liked Bashir because he's,
he's like a,
like a very charismatic individual who I think,
not super charismatic, but he's a fighter.
He's a fighter in a red state.
He's objectively popular.
That's exactly the kind of Democrat
I do like, okay?
He has appeal in the Rust Belt.
He's from that region.
He is...
I don't know.
I think that he could potentially be
a perfect matchup
and a real contrast to J.D. Vance
but so does Waltz in some ways.
All this outrage operates
on the idea that DNC doesn't always just push
who they want into the nomination, Hillary
in 2016.
All this pretends
that the DNC doesn't always have a hand?
Yeah, that's the other part of the process
is that the DNC
literally won legal battles
okay legal battles. Okay? Legal
battles that the primary process that they have
in place is basically
just for fun, okay?
And that they ultimately
hold all the power in who they elect as the candidate.
Like, they legally defended their right to be able to pick whoever the fuck
they want to pick as the party's leadership at
the top of that ticket.
Okay,
he did this after the 2016 election.
They get to choose at the end of the day and you
get to choose not to vote for them in the
fucking general election if you
choose not to do so. If you don't
want to vote for them, you don't have to vote for them.
Okay?
Having said that, I understand why they decided to go with Kamala Harris.
Okay?
I get it.
I understand it.
You're running on at least some level of
incumbent momentum
and you drop
that entirely if you drop the ticket
entirely, Kamala Harris is a
perfect swap out easy swap
already the VP
already what the P considered to be
AP down the line if he died Does RFK have any play here?
In what, the Democratic Party's primaries?
Fuck no. RFK's play is staying in the race and just eating away
at Trump by
much larger margins than he's eating
away at fucking Kamala Harris.
That's all he does.
That's why you don't hear a lot of fucking Democrats chirp about RFK
especially
now that it's
no longer Joe Biden and it's actually Kamala Harris?
Do you believe the worm thing, what,
that the worm is guiding his brain?
Yes, I do.. Anyway.
Yeah.
Do you believe the worm thing he's
the one who announced it yeah
he did
RFK Jr. is a very unique person
in the sense that whenever there's any
kind of oppo on him he just reveals it voluntarily
okay, like you don't have
to go around, you don't have to go long
you don't have to go seeking out
opposition research on him, he will literally be
like yeah I'm not an angel
yeah I sexually assaulted my babysitter
what of it? Like
yeah I hung out with Jeffrey Epstein
and Ghislaine Maxwell
we went on archaeological digs.
He's a shocking
individual on that front.
He not only said he had the brain worms
but then he also said the brain worms probably died in his brain. He did
he said all of those things
which is why I don't believe
he ate a dog
because he said
he didn't eat a dog
he ate a goat
and people are lying
and say it's a dog.
So I don't know.
I feel
like if you're admitting that you hung out with Jeffrey
Epstein and shit, you might as well
admit that you ate the dog. You probably would
and I don't know if he
ate the dog If you thought Joe Biden was radical, just wait until you get I'm Kamala Harris, and my pronouns are she and her.
You know for far too long...
Whoa!
Her pronouns are she and her?
That is dangerously liberal
yo that's scary
that's fucking
scary dude
the status quo thinking has been to believe that by putting more police on the street,
you're gonna have more safety. And that's just wrong.
We have a secure border.
We're not
going to treat
people who are
undocumented
across the
board as
criminals,
that's correct.
People who
are convicted
in prison like
the Boston Marathon bomber
on death row, they should be able to vote?
I think we should have that conversation.
Abolish ICE.
Is that a position that you agree with?
Listen, I think there's no question
that we've got to critically re-examine ICE.
Dude, it's so funny
because she's such a fucking politician.
She just never answers the question.
And so
this is the reason why politicians
never answer those questions,
because you can't cut fucking opposition
propaganda on her like
this. She literally is just
like, ah, well we
should start examining
the dynamic with ice
like that looks awful.
That's not good at all.
That's not a good ad
at all.
What do you mean?
You didn't understand
a single goddamn thing from our positions to probably think about starting from scratch alexandra of course has been darling at the
party 60 minutes this weekend proudly calling herself a radical
and she's promoting policies like saying that every single carbon emission in the country
every car should be eliminated within the next 11 years everything from a 70 to 80 percent tax rate
do you agree that she could possibly,
in this ideology of the socialist left
could splinter your party?
No, I think that's fantastic.
Goat,
that was actually
pretty good.
It always makes me like
whoever the fuck we're talking about whenever we see
Pennsylvania Senate candidate Dave McCormick's ad against his opponent,
Senator Bob Casey takes it to support for Vice President Kamala Harris.
Inspiring and very capable.
The more people get to know her.
They're going to be particularly impressed by her ability.
The nonpartisan GovTrack has rated you as the most liberal senator.
I am prepared to get rid of the filibuster
To pass a green reveal
Whoa
Get rid of the filibuster
Damn dude
You won't
Yo
If there's a guy in Alabama
that fucking absolutely is
not going to vote for Kamala Harris,
they just came out right
now and said this is the reason
what
you're going to this is the reason. What?
What? You're gonna get rid of the filibuster?
Y'all!
Chill! I love
the filibuster.
I'm a big fan of Senate proceedings.
What's next?
Are you going to tell me you're going to override
the Senate parliamentarian?
Excuse me! I... parliamentarian, excuse me.
I am an Alabama resident
and let me tell you
I think about two things.
Okay?
The Senate parliamentarian ensuring that process continues adequately
in the most deliberative body on the planet,
the goddang U.S. Senate,
and did Finland and Sweden join NATO?
Those are my two issues!
Roll Tide, baby!
This is what I'm voting on you better not tell me
you better not tell me nothing you better not
tell me that somebody
wants to abolish the
filibuster okay
I will filibust
I will do January 7, 8 and 9 over this.
There's no question that I'm in favor of banning FRAC. Would you ban offshore drilling?
Yes. What is the solution for voters No question I'm in favor of banning fracking. Would you ban offshore drilling?
Yes.
What is the solution for voters
in the fossil fuel industry?
Giving the workers an ability to transition.
We're not going to...
You don't understand it,
I'm a AUKUS voter, that's why i'm voting for joe brandon
i love naito five eyes
the pacific basin must be protected brother you don't understand okay These are the issues I care about
I'm an Alabama voter and I look to
respect our NATO and NAFTA.
I wanna secure more deals,
more free trade agreements that take our jobs away.
Great people away. rather than a crime across the border without documentation.
Abolish ICE.
But that is what it is.
I mean, that is... It's like, it's a misdemeanor or was.
Did they change it? I think they they turned into a felony did they not
the position you agree with we need to probably think about starting from scratch outdated it is wrong-headed thinking to think that the only way you're going to get communities to be safe is to put more police...
Hmmmmmmm
What?
Oh, applauds LA Mayor's decision to slash police funding.
It's crazy because no police funding was slashed.
Also,
how are you going to say this in Pennsylvania where the Philadelphia murder rate has been eviscerated.
Okay?
And last time I checked, y'all had a fucking woke-ass DA,
George Soros DA.
Like this is a Pennsylvania...
This is literally
a fucking Pennsylvania ad
and like
progressive DAs
are just running
the table right now in terms of destroying
crime.
But I guess you can't really have
a conversation with
Republicans about like like crime panic narratives
because they just literally
won't believe the data.
Everything is turned into
partisan misinformation battles
where you're just like
yeah except crime is
down so how do you explain that?
The progressive DA is still there. You try to force him out
undemocratically by the way, against the wishes
of the fucking... Against the wishes
of the people and it's like
you might be delusional though
but yeah I'm the
fucking delusional one
You're right Yeah, I'm the fucking delusional one.
You're right.
Overall perspective in PA, especially rural PAs that crime in Philly is out of control and keeps getting worse.
Yeah, crime is down across the board.
Across the board, crime is down.
Okay?
The one aspect of crime that was up was actually homicides and homicides are down too now.
So like all crime is down!
So what's up? You can't believe the data
because prosecutors just let criminals
run free brother. I know
Just like how-just like like I let the poors
run free at the top of the hour when I serve a
three minute ad break and then they
get to
avoid those ads not
by subscribing but by illicit means I cannot say don't do it No, seriously.
I provided data from Texas that undocumented
immigrants are arrested for felony offense of half the rate
of natural-born U.S. citizens to reply. What about
the crimes that go unreported? Dude, I know
it's so fucking annoying.
It's so goddamn annoying.
You just...
you can never have this conversation.
Okay?
You can never have this
conversation with a person who is just so invested
in this panic because
they're not advocating
for positive change off of
real issues that they're experiencing.
You're now having an argument with what they have imagined in their mind. everyone loves data arguments
okay but like
I'm sorry, I'm not one of these fucking
actually empirical evidence suggests whatever right? I'm not one of these fucking like, actually empirical evidence suggests whatever.
Right?
I'm not one of those guys at all.
I'm not.
The problem is the issue is when we're talking about this stuff you have to look at the data.
What else is there? Just vibes? Like you are just fucking running on pure vibes?
What are you running on pure vibes?
What are you running on then? Like, where did you come up
with this narrative? Imagine being okay with your party,
not allowing you to vote in the primaries.
First of all,
I've literally already experienced that twice.
Okay?
Especially more so in 2016.
But once again,
what are you talking about?
You're saying your party.
Okay?
I don't even ride for the Democrats like that.
That's number one.
But you're openly admitting that you're not a Democrat, so why do you care?
Shouldn't you be excited?
This is what I don't understand.
If you're not a Democrat, shouldn't you be excited that the Democrats are putting
an objectively weak undemocratic
candidate? Why are the people
who should be celebrating
this decision that is
objectively undemocratic and unconscionable because
now there's a weak-ass person
that's on the fucking ballot. Like, what's happening
here? Why are people
why are
people chirping about this from outside of the party? because no one is pointing that out and there's
no true fun allowed
... allowed?
I don't get it.
Like, what... I love that the Republicans have
collectively decided
that the best possible narrative they can run
with
is like
well you guys didn't have a fair process.
And it's like, okay
great, then you should be stoked
what do you mean? That's like a super
easy to defeat candidate then, right?
Like why are you chirping?
I don't understand it at all.
Still starving. still stuck on everyone loves data arguments no obviously nobody loves data arguments yes that is an issue but
it's not the best possible way to make
an argument oftentimes anecdotes are way more
significant and that is a real problem but like there's not really anything you
can do when talking about policy. You have to look at data. It's also additionally funny to have this conversation about the undemocratic primaries
when the Democratic Party literally responded to the pressure from the voters for the first
time ever.
What is this?
Joe Biden what
retweet if you're on the left
what is going
on
oh this is from August 9th 2012.
What the fuck? What is this?
Yes, the voter totally organic pressure and not institutional
people. Wait
what?
Dude, what the fuck do you think polls
are? Like do you think polls are?
Like, do you think that okay. Okay. Hold on.
Do you think that like $88
million were actually
funneled through straw donations
which would be illegal by the way
as a way to make it seem like
Kamala has fucking momentum
in the 24 hour time frame
that it was announced that Kamala Harris
was going to be the nominee instead of
Joe Biden?
What does that mean?
This argument has no
fucking legs whatsoever. People were spamming their congresspersons
for weeks. It was a hugely popular
decision. Exactly!
Like, what are we talking about
and that by the way is not
even because Kamala Harris is like super
popular or anything, that's just how
objectively unpopular
Joe Biden was.
It is a testament
to how much the
Democrats were like,
please,
please don't make us
vote for this fucking
guy.
We're not we don't
want to vote for him.
I think Republicans are just jealous
because they're stuck with Donald Trump. Biden got over 81 million votes.
Democrats raising 100 million nationally isn't even that much as a huge country dude, Lamao.
I can't tell if you're making these...
Like, I can't tell if you're making these, like, I can't tell if you're doing the Republican memes
right now.
... in like literally a day that's a massive amount.
Water cooler
lib checked this week
was entirely positive everywhere, even
Canada? Yeah. I'm just saying the idea that WCG entirely positive everywhere, even Canada.
Yeah.
I'm just saying the idea that this was some sort of straw program is ridiculous.
It's totally plausible.
Wait, what? Are you saying it's totally not plausible
that it was a straw program?
Because it is illegal.
I'm saying that like one million plus 1 million plus people
donating individually through act blue would be would be impossible to pull off.
Oh, you're saying raising the money
is totally plausible.
Yes, okay.
Yeah, yeah, of course,
I'm saying it's impossible for that to be
straw donations.
Yeah.
It's like literally an insane thing that,
it's an insane thing to suggest
that it's potentially fake and staged to make kamala look like she has momentum
which for the record kamala doesn't even have fucking momentum
kamala simply is just not joe biden and joe b Biden was very unpopular.
Put more police officers on the street. Why do you support changing the dietary guidelines?
Yeah, the food care.
Yes, reduce red meat specifically.
Yeah people who are Why do they think
that's a bad thing
that they're getting upset at?
Aren't these the fucking dumbasses
that are like,
Americans are eating shit?
I eat a pound of chicken breast every fucking day,
a pound and a half every fucking day.
I'm telling you right now,
America should be consuming less red meat.
Like, heart disease is still the number one killer in this fucking country.
God, Americans are so fucking fat
and so fucking stupid. I hate...
I...
It's the very same dumbasses who are like,
no you don't understand.
The food is poison actually in this country
and then they turn around
and they're like,
you will not take my red meat.
You will not touch my fucking red meat, Kamala.
It's like no dude you probably shouldn't be eating
that much red meat.
Convicted in prison
like the Boston Marathon Bound on death row
people who are convicted of sexual assault they should be able
to vote i think we should have that conversation we have to have a buyback program and i support
a mandatory buyback so for people i hate this argument yes everyone should be allowed to vote.
Yes prisoners convicted rapists should be allowed to vote.
What the fuck are we talking about? What are they going to do make rape legal is that what you think is gonna happen
We literally have actual rapists in power.
What the fuck?
Yes, everyone should be allowed
to vote. That's so stupid.
It makes me so mad.
Oh, you want the Boston Marathon bomber to vote?
Yes I do.
What's he going to do?
Vote to make more Boston Marathon bombings?
Is that what you think is going to happen?
Like what kind of fucking argument?
What is this?
Yes, prisoners absolutely should be allowed to vote. As a matter
of fact, one of the coolest aspects of America
is that convicted felons can run
from prison. It's like one of the only good things
in our weirdly,
it's one of the only
weirdly liberal parts
of our otherwise incredibly draconian
criminal justice system.
Of course this time around Donald Trump is
eligible to run
as a convicted felon for that
reason but
Trump is a convicted felon.
Yeah, why are they saying
convicted felons should be allowed to vote?
Trump is a convicted felon
who in the state of Florida
is allowed to vote.
That's such a weird fucking thing
to bring up,
to bring attention to.
Are you sure you want
to have that conversation? Okay. We have to have a buyback program
and I support a mandatory
buyback program.
So for people out there
who like their insurance,
they don't get to keep it.
Let's eliminate all of that.
Let's move on.
I'm opposed to...
Yeah, she's talking about Medicare for All.
They're clipchimping her so hard.
The problem with Kamala Harris is that
I just don't think she believes the things
she's saying, not that she
doesn't say the right things.
She does.
She does.
She has.
Any policy that would deny any human being public health, period.
The more people get to know her they're going to be particularly impressed by her ability. She don't say that shit with her chest
No she doesn't believe any of this
I mean
Her track record as like
The most progressive politician is correct
except those metrics
are kind of stupid because those metrics
make her more progressive than Bernie Sanders
because Bernie will like every now
and then refuse to vote for something
because it's like when Jamal Bowman was saying
he didn't want to vote
for the infrastructure bill
because they were trying
to separate certain aspects
of the infrastructure bills
that automatically tax onto, oh you voted against progressive legislation.
So Bernie does stuff like that every now and then.
And also Bernie will sometimes have votes on gun issues,
gun rights.
Wasn't it most liberal?
Yes, but that means
most progressive in America.
So... So that's why those metrics are not the best.
Also,
the other reason why her track record,
the other reason why her track record is not the best is because she was a senator under
the trump administration yeah she only voted for
certain progressive things because they were in a Senate
composition where those votes would not have been the deciding
factors and legislation passing anyways
so she could safely support without it actually
being a significant vote. Exactly.
That's what it is.
Illegals should not have health care and die just like we do for having diabetes. Are you pro-gun?
Fuck no.
What do you mean?
I'm pro-gun control.
That doesn't mean that
you can't have a gun.
But I think there should be severe restrictions
to having a gun. anyway people are attacking her for being a shifty black lady
grow the fuck up
what
give her some credit
she's a sexy bae
give her some credit
people are attacking her
for be what dude Give her some credit. People are attacking her for being...
What?
Dude, Kamala defenders
are so funny.
Like they immediately say
some of the most unhinged
like racially charged shit.
Like that.
Like there's not even breathing room immediately.
Like God forbid you say something along the lines
of like yeah Kamala Harris is like
someone
who I will be watching how
she operates and they'll be like, oh you're
watching how she operates?
Tell me more about how you want her to shuck and jive, which is like literally what a chatter said to me yesterday.
No, it's over.
Like, you have to vote for her.
She's a black woman.
If you don't vote for her, you are a racist sexist piece of shit.
What? The issue with severe gun control is there's no check and balance on the government.
I believe there's a better way to have that check and balance by restructuring
the government into a balance of decentralized slash centralized powers,
but at the moment
more gun control correlates to a more corrupt
government? What are you talking about?
We have an unimaginably corrupt
government. You guys are delusional. I don't see a single fucking person
trying to violently overthrow the goddamn
government, okay? Get out of here.
Like,
I can't have this conversation
with like 13-year year old libertarian minded people.
I'm sorry,
I apologize for popping off,
but finish the tier list I beg
I mean,
the rest of them are memes.. I read a thread on Twitter
about Leftist OnlyFans model getting attacked for having
a coconut in her name even though she was
4 comma.
Huh Kamala? Huh. I mean, the rest of it are just memes
and I don't know.
Sure, why not for Wes Moore?
RFK Jr.'s Let Chaos
Rain candidate
No Shot candidate Raphael Warnock, get out of here.
We're not fucking compromising a Senate.
Like the Democrats
are not going to compromise a Senate
majority.
Roy Cooper is fine.
He's another person where I'm just like, eh.
Like he's not bad.
He's all right.
I just have more fan favorite white boys who are go to with the sauce does that make sense
like he's a possible option
but like Walt Pashar
and JB Big Boy
would be
uh,
would be better.
Why is Hillary sure just I'm having fun with it
polis fuck no
okay I despise this
person I can't explain to you how annoying he is.
He is the most Redditor...
He is the biggest Reddit guy.
I mean, he literally...
He is like an r slash neoliberal moderator.
Okay?
Like every now and then
he has sound policies.
49 years old from Boulder, Colorado.
He is an entrepreneur, a businessman and a philanthropist
serving as the 43rd governor of Colorado since 2019.
Colorado's already blue.
I just fucking hate Polis.
I hate him so much.
He is literally
a Redditor. He has a Reddit profile.
Oh my god, he has a Reddit
profile.
That was... Oh my god he has a reddit profile i i thought that was
oh my god he has 99 000 comment karma throw him in jail right now
wait is he actually an
r slash neoliberal moderator?
No, he's just a
Jared Polis moderator.
Bro!
He does entirely too much Reddit.
Like, entirely
too much Reddit.
He actually entirely too much reddit he actually he's an actual mod on the reddit He has a 12 year club trophy
I just
oh my god
he has some wins. Come on. What?
Few rights or economic stability. Why can't you have both?
You need to pick one.
That's the only W. Jared pose
that has ever gotten.
Have you watched a Mormon vid on YouTube as a banger?
No.
Worst congressional style ever?
Yeah, probably.
Oh my God, he is so fucking reddit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, he just sucks so bad.
Oh my god.
He is so annoying.
He plays League of Legends.
No, the r slash neoliberal thing
is basically like
that right there is
just no shot never
you're not allowed.
He posted about himself
to r slash libertarian
Jared Polis
Colorado's governor is an unusual breed, a libertarian Democrat.
He posted about himself five years ago at the r slash libertarian... All right.
And then, all right and then
getting back to what really matters
people say Biden is too old
people say Bernie Sanders
is even older but there's a guy
out there who's still very much alive and older than both of them.
That guy's name is Jimmy Carter, okay?
How old can we go?
Jimmy Carter as the vice presidential pick
would be phenomenal.
We need a guy
who was there when Israel
was invented, we need a guy
who played a formative role in
The Israeli
Genocide of Palestinians
He was there
He is the cryptkeeper
He was there when Moses was alive
Okay we're not even talking about Israel
we're talking about parting the Red Sea
okay he saw that shit happen
actually
turning
Jimmy Carter died today I think
wait what
no shot
no it's a fake death announcement.
Dude.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
He's not dead.
You want to know why he's not dead?
Because let chaos reign, babyimmy carter is gonna be the vp
he's gonna get kamala harris's vp nomination Okay. the governor that has stolen my heart.
The governor that will finally
unite the Dakotas, North Dakota's
very own Doug Burgum.
As a Burgamaniac I'm
obviously partial.
And I want to see Bergham on a ticket.
It doesn't matter what ticket it is.
I want to see Bergham finally unite the Dakotas, okay?
It needs to happen.
He will do it. He will do it.
He will do it.
Bergamaniacs rise up.
Doug Burgum let chaos reign at the top of the leaderboard.
Donald Trump really fucked up.
He actually kind of did fuck up by not having Doug Bergen because Doug Bergen would be better than
J.D. Vance, like that's not even a joke
cause J.D. Vance is just really bad, not that
Doug Bergen was any good if we're being serious
but like...
One Dakota,
two Senate seats.
Doug Burgum's a billionaire. Kamala Harris
needs the money. Okay? Kamala Harris needs the money. Okay?
Kamala Harris needs the money.
Doug Bergen was a billionaire.
He's got Bill Gates in his corner.
He would be phenomenal, okay?
He would be absolutely phenomenal.
He would do the damn thing.
He would let America,
he would make America great again.
He would make America Dakota again.
Okay?
This way we could, just like Aaron Sorkin once famously
promoted and then immediately retracted
in the New York Times
this is the way that we
we could show America as the Democratic Party that we could show America as the
Democratic Party, that we are truly
the unity party.
Fuck it, YOLO. Why not a Republican
on the ticket?
Okay?
Speaking of Aaron Sorkin we have another dark horse in the race
Mr. Utah
Mr. Mitt Romney
he was the governor
of Massachusetts and was a very progressive governor
of Massachusetts.
He is the guy who famously literally put Obamacare into action before it
was called Obamacare.
It used to be called Romney care.
Okay. In the words of Aaron Sondland, It used to be called Romneycare. Okay?
In the words of Aaron Sorkin in the New York Times op-ed, which he retracted,
does he care about gay rights?
No.
Is he good on abortion?
No, but one time
he was sad when
a police officer tased
the child so therefore he shouldn't even
be the VP on this ticket.
He should be the P on this ticket.
The Democrats should just make sure that Kamala Harris
is nowhere near the nomination
and it's actually Mitt Romney himself.
Mitt Romney with the Vice President
Kyrsten Sinema. This
is the best way that we could
win, I guess
the Republican vote?
Fuck it.
We're not the Democratic Party anymore.
We have retriangulated our efforts so hard
to captivate like 35 people
in a fucking Pennsylvania suburb
that we've decided
we're the Republican Party now.
We should just rebrand, fuck it.
We should call ourselves
The Republican Two.
We are also Republican.
Fuck it, put Romney up there on the leaderboard, okay?
Right there.
I'm going to even put him higher than Doug Pergam
because I love Mitt Romney.
Wonderful guy.
He also looks very presidential
unlike Barack Obama who's black.
I will not elaborate. That was literally what the argument for Romney.
The best part of the West Wing is when the Democratic president appoints a Republican Justice
Supreme Court, Sorkin is very smart.
Yeah.
Don't care voting for Cenk is obviously the pick.
That's not even a question again, I'm a little biased in this regard but yes despite
The fact that he was not born
in the United States of America
He's truly the young, dynamic
vibrant leadership
that we need
He will arm wrestle
Alex Jones He will arm wrestle Alex Jones.
He will get everything done.
He's objectively the most,
he's objectively the most progressive.
He should be
the president
and not
the vice president.
This way,
Kamala Harris
can basically
give Cenk
the presidency.
Also,
Cenk loves
being on a ticket with the cop.
As you know, he would be...
He was captivated by the crime panic himself personally.
He is Mr. Crime is in every corner.
We need a Batman style person to finally defeat crime.
That's why I'm voting for a Republican.
He did say all of those things on this broadcast,
on our jinx Giving episode last year.
Mr. I'm voting for Caruso himself.
Okay?
We need this man.
We need someone whose brain is broken in the same exact way as Republicans on the issue of crime, and he's the guy.
Okay?
Everything else, he is far more progressive than the average elected Democrat.
Okay?
On every issue,
but when it comes to crime,
don't have that conversation with them because he's lost his dang mind.
Okay?
He's just like...
I don't know how those opinions and that worldview
can be trapped in that same beautiful brain.
I love my uncle.
I'm gonna be writing him in as the president.
I don't know what it is.
He's just on the issue of crime.
He's lost in the sauce.
Also Jenkins
against people jerking off on the sidewalks of our
mansions. He's a man of the people, true.
Me on the other hand, I am very much
pro-people jerking off
on the side of my mansion.
Hassan almost as much nepotism As Bronny James
That's a wild take to have
Because in this equation
That would imply that LeBron James
Is not like a generational talent That has dominated the league for 21 fucking
years. And like, you know, has basically been one of the best athletes in the NBA every
single year since he started playing and it's actually Bronny James
that has outshined him
and is not just dropping, you know,
eight shot attempts with like one fucking
successful basket. Unless you meantank is the brawny in this equation but i feel like the comparison doesn't
work here what's your solution to crime i want to hear your solution my
solution is more crime okay
my solution is I love crime I love doing
crime I love being victim of crime, okay?
And as a California Democrat,
I want more crime to happen.
Clipped and shipped.
Yeah.
Cenk isn't crime-pilled, he has become the crime pill is true.
Okay, Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift everyone always fantasizes about her possibly
being a Republican secretly but she's like the most
tepid liberal
lukewarm lib.
Taylor Swift, obviously
if you want to win literally
for the first time ever
100%
of the white woman vote which remember
majority of white women vote for the Republican
Party
up until this moment
if Taylor Swift becomes the vice presidential pick,
the Democrats would win Assad numbers.
Okay?
There would not be a district that the Democrats would not win.
100% of
women would vote
for the
Democratic ticket,
creating a
previously unheard
of Bush or a previously unheard of previously unheard of basher al-assad style electoral victory
okay you don't even know for the first time ever we would have a
100%
under 35
participation rate
it would never happen again
but it would happen for that moment. Okay? The under 35 the
under-35 voter participation is like what 20% on a good year? It would be 100%.
At least 100% of women
she'd be pulling prime FDR numbers
yeah, 100% Taylor Swift is let chaos rain pick.
Going to put her behind Burgum.
George Clooney,
um,
George Clooney,
very hot.
Uh, his wife is a human rights lawyer.
And I think Huma Abedin is...
Not Huma Abedin.
What the f...
...
...... I'm sousional, bro.
It's been eight hours and 25 minutes. I'm delusional, bro. It's been 8 hours and 25 minutes.
I'm so tired.
Amal Clooney, not Huma Abedin.. Oh my god.
I have such a specific type of brain brokenness like who the thinks about huma abedin like why would that be a name that comes to anyone's mind ever?
Yes, Anthony Weiner's wife and Hillary Clinton's assistant, Huma Abedin. that's where I went
okay Okay.
Osaurus Backstreamer, that's who?
Yeah. Yeah. the Soros back streamer that's who yeah
huh anyway anyway George Clooney is not married to Huma Abedin
George Clooney is married to
Amal Clooney
who's a human rights lawyer
and like
is currently working on the Gaza case.
So, you know, he could actually be important on the ticket.
I want to put him in possible options.
Mr. Beast,
um,
Mr.
Beast is a centrist and it seems like he's mired in controversy currently.
No disrespect to anything that's going on sorry it just i know i've been
avoiding talking about it not because there's a fucking pretty serious election going on
But for some other
Other conspiracy
Mr. Beast not 35 years old gonna put him in the no-shot category
unless he just does it.
He does the thing.
He does the damn thing and he changes the laws.
He's a centrist,
he wants to hear from
the left and the right
and that's important
and also with Mr. Beeson in office
I would get to be close
to the election or not the election.
Sorry,
the presidential position he's the unifying guy.
Mr.
Beast also is one of the
yeah Creane is right
Mr. Beast happens to be one of the only people
on this entire fucking
leaderboard that literally
does not bring a single person to vote
because everyone that watches him is under the age of 18.
Like, that is 98% of his audience.
It's mostly international
and also they're all under the age of 18.
So there is not a single person that
is eligible to vote for Mr. Beast okay?
But who knows maybe he will change
the rules on that as well.
Charli XCX, I'm gonna go with no shot
because she already blew her nut.
You know,
she already busted it.
She already gave the game away.
She already endorsed Kamala Harris or maybe she endorsed Kamala Harris
because She endorsed Kamala Harris because she's actually, much like Bashar and all these other possible hopefuls,
she was angling for... fools. She was
angling for a
vice-presidential nod, that's what it is.
A lot of people are saying she's British.
I feel
like that's not going to stop us.
You know what I mean?
Especially because the next person is not even a person,
but a Vocaloid.
That's right.
Hatsune Miku.
As you guys know, I'm a big AUKUS voter.
I'm a big Five Eyes voter.
I'm a big NatSec voter.
Like, I care a lot about Biden's legacy on NATO.
Sweden and Finland have joined NATO.
I think we should let Japan join NATO.
I guess Japan technically
is a part of it,
and Hatsune Miku
is a vocaloid.
She's a communist.
She's a revolutionary figure in many
ways. She's been married to
millions of men,
millions of very sad, very pathetic men
all around the world.
She's
got a beautiful voice and I
think if we bring her
in even though she is a Japanese woman who is 16 years old.
She's important for China encroaching on American military bases that we keep building near chinese waterways so i think
that we really need we really need a strong Japanese representation.
We really need a strong Japanese
representation on the ticket
because Japan is going to be
very important
in our
Japan famously not only in our
Japan famously known as the Pacific Ocean and a member of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization
There are plenty of countries that are not even anywhere near the North Atlantic,
that are in the North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
Okay?
Excuse me! excuse me I don't know if you know this but
I'm from Turkey
a country that
is nowhere near the Atlantic
as a matter of fact. Okay.
Keep your straight faces on Glenn Powell,
whose career, whose career trajectory took
a different turn he's impossible to avoid
now that after Armie Hammer was outed as the cannibal
Len Powell
was next up, okay? Hollywood's
it boy. He's got a really weird face
like it's so smushed in.
He's almost like a Charlie Kirk
face style guy but he's super hot.
So it somehow doesn't matter.
Okay?
He's super hot.
Thank God that Armie Hammer thank God,
thank God that Armie Hammer is a
cannibal because now we have Glenn Powell.
I don't really know anything about
his politics but fuck it why not
you know?
Pokimane also not American actually Canadian Moroccan
but she speaks
three languages, You know,
she speaks Arabic,
speaks French.
She speaks English.
Um,
she speaks gamer.
So it's four languages technically much respect.
She's a,
uh,
she's a Titanan of industry, an entrepreneur, philanthropist, queen, gaming queen.
Um... Yeah. Queen, gaming queen. Yeah, is Pokimane old enough?
I mean who the fuck cares?
You know what I mean?
She could deliver the simp vote.
Shonda Black would vote for Pokimane
Only
other problem is she's kind of polarizing
because she's a woman gamer
so like a lot of incels would probably
try to do like mass shootings at the White House
if that was the case.
You know what I mean?
So, I don't know.
It's a bit column A,
bit column B.
So,
I'd vote illegally for her. She'll appeal to the non-broke boy community, so that's cool.
I know if you're a broke boy just say so. You know, the Democratic Party
needs an entrepreneur like that.
Also as a woman gamer Twitch streamer, she has had opposition research on her dedicated.
So we already know all of
our controversies
so there's no new controversy also our
controversies look funny
in comparison to like what happens the
politicians
so at least she's got like oppo on lock.
You know what I mean?
I guess you could say that about everybody,
myself included if you're a Twitch streamer.
So if we were to allow Canadians the be on the VP ticket, I mean,
I gave someone who was Turkish and not born in America that opportunity might
as well give that to Pokemon as well.
Sure why not? And last but not least
is America ready for a gay man? Well considering
that I put two gay men on the no shot category.
Okay?
Obviously, I got to put a third gay man on the no shot category.
Austin show goes into the no shot category. Austin Show goes
into the no-shot category. He brings
no votes, like
what? Oregon? Are we
contesting Oregon? Can he
even bring us Oregon
in terms of votes? Probably Oregon. Can he even bring us Oregon?
In terms of votes, probably not and is
America ready for a
gay VP? I don't think so.
He can't even show up to his own podcast?
Yeah, he'll turn Oregon red.. so that's it
that's my final
list
some serious, some not serious.
But
yeah this is what I believe
is the best pathway forward.
This is what I believe
we must do
to solve America,
to fix America.
Okay?
I've done it.
I finished it.
I finished this goddamn tier list. You guys were chirping at me oh three days to
finish a tearless you said well turns out i can do it in two okay i love you all. I will see you tomorrow.
I'm going to screenshot the John Oliver video.
No. Austin
Shaw believes in tort reform.
Here's my very serious VP hopefuls
tier list where is it
where the fuck did it go Where is it?
Where the fuck did it go?
I'm gonna post it.
I'm gonna post that shit right now.. tag Glenn Powell no
I put the No.
I put the three gay men together.
Are you going to address what Squeak says about you?
Oh, I see. Hassan's racist against Indians
Okay, I was gonna
see if there was like a commonality
but of course Hass Hasan hates Indian people.
That's why.
I guess drama again.
Seriously. Like, I'm trying to stay clean.
I'm just trying to like watch fun
silly clips but... fun, silly clips.
Oh, it's from the last episode.
Because I said you can have him. I bet he clip chipped it and cut
It before I started talking about how
He participated in January 6
You know?
Okay, I was gonna see if there Was like a commonality There but of course
Hassan hates Indian people
That's why
I guess drama again
Oh yeah today I called India Florida
Which is the worst thing I can call anyone.
I'm sorry to India for comparing
you to Florida. Okay? that was very rude of me
anyway all right everybody Love you all.
We will... I will see you tomorrow.
You know?
We'll get back to it.
We'll get back
to the dang thing.
Florida derogatory is true.
Another banger episode done for the day another half-day really what is this eight hours and 40 minutes this guy's quiet quitting how dare he do
this how dare he do this?
How dare he?
It's fucked up, I tell you.
Anyway, love you all.
See you tomorrow.
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