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IS IT JOEVER? BIDENWATCH!! ICJ DECISION--- 2V2 W/ LUDWIG AGAINST FAZE JASONTHEWEEN AND PLAQUEBOYMAX LATER!!!
07-20-2024 · 4h 39m
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2024
and it's 1.44pm
and I am of course
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for why I am late
uh
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folks
this is part of the broadcast where I tell you a little bit about my personal news
About what's going on in the world of Asana and Asanabi Plagiarism
Between the time period when I pressed the stop streaming button
And when I pressed the start streaming button approximately 13 minutes ago and a lot has occurred. A lot
has happened in the world, in the universe, and we are going to get right into it, of course.
Now, first and foremost, yesterday I did literally have a half day.
That was not even a thing.
That was like an actual half day.
But there was good reason for it. There was charity to be done, to be conducted. There was a, of course, Sea Dog VA turned to show, Connor Dog Virginia.
Connor Dog Voice Acting.
Connor Dog Veterans Affairs.
He had a
charity set up for the
Iron Mouth Defense Force,
the IDF.
Not the IDF that you think is the IDF.
Not the bad idea but the good one.
The Immunodeficiency Fund
and he has raised a lot of money for the Immunodeficiency Fund. And he has raised a lot of money
for the Immunodeficiency Fund, and
he was doing another charity auction like
he did last year.
And, of course,
in that process... I mean he was
having that yesterday so of course
I attended
as I did last
year. I also put up
my basketball from the
Buckets for Palestine
fundraiser that I
had done as well
in this community where we got like a bunch
of everyone's favorite content creators to sign
a basketball as well.
That one actually was up for raffle and it was,
it was a lot of fun.
It was a great experience and I'm glad that everybody participated.
Uh,
and I did have fun.
After the charity was over,
and I'll talk about the charity in a brief moment obviously
you know we'll recap it after i blast off but
um you know i did the charity where the charity auction ended
and uh and I won
something
and
uh
I got baited
into
winning
something
I guess
so we're
gonna be
talking about
that
I think I'm at a hospital We are going to be talking about that.
I think I'm at a house and I'll be hitting on the street today while doing some Palestine stuff, because why does Deuce say Joe Brandon unironically?
Potentially.
Jason is practicing the wrong muscle for 2v2?
We'll look at that in a second, hold on.
So after the charity was over
we went over to Lud and Cutie's house,
and it was a lot of fun.
I socialized a little bit.
I was a big boy.
I socialized.
I hung out with some people.
I ate some cookies.
I ate some pizza.
Then,
I went to bed,
came back home,
passed the fuck out,
woke up, went and worked out and the reason why i am late to the broadcast is because
um the reason why I'm late to the broadcast is because I had to shoot a podcast.
I had to shoot the Fearhound episode, it was a twofer, me and Cutie. And we are a guest on
Virginia Connor Dog
Veterans Affairs.
So hopefully
you guys will see it on Monday.
It's a banger episode. It's going to be a lot of fun um while the charity
auction was happening i from what i understand i got drafted i got drafted for a basketball team
in the upcoming creator league that's going to be happening at DreamCon,
where Mark and Duke Dennis
are going up against one another.
They're coaches.
They did their draft livestream. It's 35 35 minutes long we'll take a look at it
and um they drafted me on the you know in the halfway mark, it seems.
Yeah.
Hassan going to use that gavel when making edicts for the chat yeah we'll talk about the gavel in a
second
any crow content today probably not
probably not
mid round pick apparently not. Mid-round pick?
Apparently it was a mid-round
pick, it seems. Okay.
Well, regardless...
Did you hear about Yemen? Yes, I did.
I did hear about yemen and uh we will be talking about that as well so
you should do looking elegant in that crop top?
Yeah, I saw.
But that was on TikTok.
We'll talk about that too.
So anyway, personal news-wise, that's it
that's like all I did
this morning
was do the pod
and get ready
and try to set up
for the basketball
stream later
the issue is I don't even know,
Ludwig might do a last-second bail.
He might hit a
last-second bail job.
So we'll see
if he actually attends or not. but I will still do it.
If they're down to do it, I'll still do it.
You know, I'll be there no matter what.
This is something I've been looking forward to for quite some time.
So any plans for birthday stream?
I don't know.
I probably won't be doing anything like crazy.
Anyway,
having said all that,
I think I should blast off.
We're already late to the game, so I think I'm going to blast off.
Max 12-0 Mark from RDC.
Yeah, I tuned into that briefly to see how the competition looks like.
And, I mean, it wasn't looking too good for Mark.
Now I get why he...
I've asked to play basketball with him on stream many times over.
Now,
I get why he has said no or not really know,
but he's ghosted me every time I asked.
All right.
Anyway,
recapping the auction from last night.
Brandon Waller last night. Brandon
watch
is it
Jover?
God damn it, I hate that brandon says anyway so much that anytime i say
anyway you guys start saying oh it's just
like joe biden i say anyway a lot okay i say anyway a lot. Okay? I say anyway a lot.
Anyway, anyway. Trump
vans in one hour?
Oh there's the Trump Vans rally? Holy
shit. I didn't even
realize. Okay.
Is it
Jover?
Nancy Pelosi
has some ideas.
It's going to be boring as fuck.
Yeah.
Yemen.
Uh... Yemen, Israel retaliates at Yemen for Tel Aviv drone strike.
ICJ declares Israel to be apartheid state.
And later I will be...
Did you, did the Zinfluence article that Axios put out?
Wait, what?
I didn't see that.
Okay.
Playing 2v2 against phase in pickup ball pick up b-ball get in hogs lineup for over a mile to see him they he's supposed to be live in six minutes officially he's never on
time that motherfucker is never on time all right do we have a good blast off
meme I guess we got the Alright, do we have a good blast-off meme?
I guess we got the...
Gaming with Kaia meme.
I'll just use that as a blast-off meme.
Alright, let's do it!
Crooks flew a drone over the rally,
major Secret Service L, no
shot.
Yeah,
the Trump rally is definitely not going to be as good
As the last Trump rally
Let's be real
Like I said
Lightning never strikes twice
That would be crazy
That would be unimaginable.
And I suspect they will probably have all
the rooftops covered this time.
So,
oh yeah,
I saw this this
morning.
This was
awesome.
My show
speed just
like happens
to accidentally have the best possible politics.
Tom, that's what I meant.
Huh?
What do you mean?
Oh, no, no.
What is she talking about? We are in Ireland!
What?!
This is Ireland right?
Chad bro, Chad this is
Ireland
what is she
talking about
y'all
we are here
in Ireland
dude he
has become
my favorite content creator
with his politics
he is my favorite
out of all the content creators
he has the best politics
I'll just say it
loves red sun in the sky he's been free palestine before all the zoomers got on board
with it and does not recognize northern ireland as a separate entity.
I mean, he's crazy. He's got it all.
Also made
a baby cry today? Yeah, that's fine.
I don't care. Yeah, babies have bad politics so
I'm glad that he did that.
I mean, he ain't wrong by
the way in terms of the United
Ireland thing. Look at this,
an all party committee has called for preparations
for a united Ireland to begin immediately
saying that every government department
should examine implications of of a constitutional change.
Right?
Right?!
Turns out, turns out
iShowSpeed is going all around the planet with a copy of The Red Book and preaching the good word of Mao Zedong.
Mao Zedong is on the mind for me right now because in the Patreon episode, Cutie and I
got into an argument, a debate
over who is a more
famous figure. Mao Zedong or
Taylor Swift but I won't leak
anything else other than that.
Motorcycle Diaries 2?
How does someone accidentally be so
based so often? I don't know.
I mean, the donut thing was what sealed the deal for me.
Will you and Lubbock be able to set aside your differences
and work as a team?
I hope so.
I hope he will be down. Doesn't Mao just win
by the size of China alone?
I think so too, but
did you watch the baby clip with Speed, though?
Pretty bad look for him.
Well, babies cry all the time.
I haven't seen the clip, but I just don't care.
Like, oh man...
Speed himself is a baby.
He's like barely not
a baby.
Okay?
Lowey put 10K on the line for the
2v2 max with Jason. Yeah, he told me that last night out of nowhere
he's like yeah there's 10k on the lines like what do you mean
did you see rdc versus phase play last night, Max and Kookie guys?
I saw clips of it but I would like to see it again if you send it to me.
You what Turkish?
You Turkish?
Sir! Mmmmm Yes. You Turkish? Yeah. Oh!
Sir!
Mahataban.
Donor. Mehaba.
A donor.
You know what a donor is?
Mehababa.
Yes, sir!
W Turkish people!
W Turkish people. W Turkish people
Our goal is to get inside I want to go on one of the
buildings I want to go on one of the buildings.
Our goal is to go and
have the driver get close.
Donor,
W donor, isn't Max
on your team?
Max is on your team? Max
is on my team for the creator league
that's happening next week, but tonight
we're playing 2v2
and it's supposed to be Ludwig and I
versus
it's supposed to be Ludwig and I versus Max and Jason.
I don't want to count out Lud, but it seems like 2v2 will be mostly a 2v1.
Nah,
I trust Ludwig.
I think he can
pull it off.
It's you and love versus Max, to be honest.
Why? Jason is actually pretty good.
Will it be streamed? Yes, I will be streaming.
I suspect Jason will be streaming as well.
And... um and uh
but that's the upcoming
next weekend
this weekend we got some different shit
but um max score shit.
But Mac scored all 12
points in their 2v2 against
RDC.
Do you have a clip for it?
They're storming the white house democratic protesters stormed the white
house calling on president joe biden to drop out this is gay january 6th dude
thank you joe it's time to go dude. It was awesome.
What's it? You complain all the time while playing?
I think it doesn't... You actually have to
defend Max, get ready to run? I know.
I'm actually kind of worried about that
because he's so much faster than me.
That's not really storming.
Thank you, Joe. It's time
to go. No fucking whale them out. I mean this is the
most Democratic Party ass shit dude. Are you
kidding me?
Like this is the most
Democratic Party ass way of
protesting like they're like please
gently asking Joe Biden
to step aside. Hey, is your schedule on Twitch broken?
It said you wouldn't stream today.
What do you mean?
I don't even know what that means.
I don't even know how you can see a schedule on twitch
i stream every day my friend like unless i tell you otherwise
i'll stream every day
um Huh That's right Alex this is this is shooter flew a fucking drone over the goddamn thing, okay. That's crazy
Um and drone over the goddamn thing? Okay, that's crazy.
Schedule tab on your profile.
The schedule is set for normal time.
After that it goes away unless changed.
Oh, that's what it is.
Have you addressed the yard allegations?
To begin with... I heard they said I was a ball hog,
and I don't want to be disrespectful,
so I'll just own up to it
and say yeah,
I'm a ball hog.
Sometimes just own up to it and say, yeah, I'm a ball hog. Sometimes
you
got to do that
and it's five on five full court.
I'm not going to talk shit about my teammates.
So I'll just say it.
Yeah.
I'm a ball hog,
I guess reluctantly nobody likes playing with ball hogs.
Do you? Okay. You guys know me well enough I
like winning do you think that do you think that I would like to play guard?
No.
I hate that, actually.
It's my least favorite position to play.
Now think about what could have happened for that to occur.
I hate,
I hate, like,
I need a guard.
Like,
I need a guard to be able
to play well,
especially if we're playing
five on five.
I can't play the role
of a guard.
Yeah. five on five. I can't play the role of a guard. I can play everything from
a power forward to center.
I can't play anything beneath that. I can't play anything beneath that.
I can't play a guard.
I'm too big.
I'm not good enough at ball handling.
Low basketball IQ?
No, it's not low basketball IQ. It's the
fact that I am slower than a,
a worse person who is going to be a smaller person,
a smaller person.
That's faster than me and closer to the ground is going to have an easier time dribbling or stealing the ball from me even.
From power forward to center, dog does two positions?
Yeah, I mean that's it.
Can we watch the clip? I want to hear what they said.
Yeah.
It's like Raina in the
game of basketball
aka Hassan
will say
number one
per most
complaints
per person
I've ever heard
about one guy to show up.
Hasan decimated the vibes,
I wasn't there this was just what I've heard!
Oh I see
Cause he's good right?
And it's like
It's like I'm playing with an Issa Laqrana and he's smurfing
But like he's smurfing.
Yeah.
But like,
he's also swinging out every round.
And so game one,
it works.
They win.
Game two,
they've caught on.
He's getting...
No.
Game one, I had a guard game two i did not that's the difference
that's it i had a i had someone who could play point
on game one i had no one who could play point on game one. I had no one who could play a point
on game two, that was it.
He's still doing it.
I mean,
it's true.
I'm not,
I can't play point and at a certain point,
like you have to try,
you have to try and max out
uh 2v2 is obviously different because like 2v2 you can do for 2v2 you can basically like pass it in
you know what i mean because it's like take backs make it take it
so you can always you have to check up top
so when that happens you could just like kind of pass it in
or I can pass it to Ludd and then he can pass it back to me.
But if we're doing five on five full court,
I need one person who can carry the ball up to the fucking three point
line, you know what I mean?
Mamba mentality.
If your teammates ain't doing it
You gotta do it to yourself
Yeah That's what it was. shot regardless. Didn't pass the ball one time, took like 20 shots, missed every single
shot lost like 15 sacks last night.
Wow!
Yeah we lost pretty bad.
And then he probably fucking blamed it on some country. That's what he does with his
homies. Yep yep. Pulled it off during medicine that time. on some country. That's what he does with his son,
and it's political.
Yeah!
Dude!
Dude, Alex...
Alex and Alexa went to the fucking CIA base
They made that video
And I saw them in K-Town last week
And it was like did you guys get pulled aside?
Like do you have any trouble getting in?
And they were like no!
They had less trouble than Josh and Michael
It is crazy how
they get in after everything they've done.
Wait, they didn't get in, right?
That's it. That's all
they said.
Aiden's got legs I'm enjoying Locking on handles big dog
It's not that hard to get...
It's not that hard
to get decent
and not be a liability.
Okay, first of all,
like the five-on-five
that I was playing
with Ludden and co.
is very different than like an actual game.
So don't worry.
Max and Mark are already doing a 1 v one before the event i think team
mark might already be cooked so my eyes is like when a delusional I'm on it he's very good so the thing
is the thing is with Max,
like he's obviously much shorter than me.
He's one of the people I'm going to be playing against tonight and the 2v2.
But the problem is he can shoot. tonight and the two V two. Uh,
but the problem is he can shoot.
So normally,
normally a guy like that,
who's got handles like that,
obviously like I have to give him distance.
I can't play up-close defense because
he'll break my fucking ankles.
The issue is
he's so much faster than me and he's got
great handles.
You sound worried? I'm just honest.
I don't think I ever
exaggerate my capabilities at all
when it comes to basketball.
I don't think he can shoot over
you, to be honest. No, he probably can
because I have to give him space
because if I'm guarding him, which I have to
right? I have to give him space
because otherwise
he's going to pass me
every time.
But
if I give him space
then he can shoot.
So I can't... If I give him space, then he can shoot. So
there's no way
I can play up close.
Look at that. That's a fucking crazy
move.
That right there is like...
That's like TikTok moves right there.
That behind the back,
like, look at that.
Look at that.
Like, that's wild that he did that. Oh!
Yo! Somebody's got to get out! Like he's gonna blow out my fucking He's gonna blow out my fucking, he's going to blow up my fucking ankles.
My knees.
If I play up close,
he's just going to destroy me.
So that's like something I'm not legitimately worried about.
He defeated also, he played Mark 12-0.
That was Mark from RDC.
He's the coach of
the Creator League.
He's a coach
of one of the teams.
I will be at DreamCon
next week.
DreamCon is
a convention for RDC
and he
destroyed, Max destroyed him 12-0
Just make sure you don't get the ball for real?
Yeah.
The only shot we have...
The only shot we have is tonight, the only shot we have is tonight.
The only shot we have
is if these guys
basically
take like a high
risk shot. Don't
make it we get the rebound
and then I just go heavy on
the post
And I told Ludd,
I was like,
listen,
what's going to happen is if we get the ball,
I'm going to post up.
They're going to start having a double me when I post up.
If they don't, um. If they don't,
if they don't, I'll just keep posting.
I'll just keep posting.
Once
they double me,
I need you in the pocket.
I need you in a place where
you are comfortable shooting from
not some like crazy janky
three-point shot. I need you to fucking
get a high percentage
shot off every time.
I'm going to pass it to you,
you're going to take the shot.
That is what needs to happen.
That's the only way we can beat these guys
because
the reality is
they both are decent.
Jason is above average
and Max is very good.
I think Jason beat Ludwig, right?
Right?
Yeah. That means you're going to have To hear your shots in the post
Big dog
Well they're both like 5'8
So as long
As I can cover
As long
As I can protect
The ball
When I'm posting
Up
Like
The only thing
They can try
And do
Is grab it
While I'm
Dribbling in They can't is grab it while I'm dribbling in.
They can't do anything.
If I get the ball
anywhere in the paint,
they can't do anything.
Just give away your game plans
they most certainly are watching this
anyone with like above third grade
basketball understanding
knows that that is the only opportunity
we have.
They already know that they,
they don't even know how I play and they know that because they know my size and that's it if you kick the lot, I'm beating your ass.
If they 5'8 and you pass out,
you weak as fuck.
Listen,
I'm not fucking around.
Okay?
Okay?
Okay? My goal is to
make...
My goal is to take high percentage
shots, whichever way we do it, whichever to take high percentage shots.
Whichever way we do it,
whichever way we do it goes, I don't give a shit.
Max shitting on you?
Pick and roll to get a mismatch.
They're both mismatches.
What do you mean pick and roll
to get a mismatch? Do you think there are chatters in here that can beat
you in basketball? One of you on. Yes,
there are chatters in this community that
like, dude
there are
Hasan Abiy heads in this community with Super Bowl
rings. Like I'm sure that there are plenty
of fucking NCAA,
D1
and beyond.
G League
maybe European players.
Like there's plenty of people in here
that are like casually better as well.
There was Australian League, dude.
My cousin watches you sometimes? He's in the CBA cba okay well not your cousin but everyone else
i've always maintained the position that like most people,
most people that have played even D3 basketball could likely beat me.
Like,
D3 and above
you will beat me
because
when you're playing against
I've played against pros
like former pros
many times in the past.
There is something very different
about the way pros play and
that is explosiveness.
Okay?
Basketball is mostly about being explosive and being able to switch your momentum,
going from slow to super fast instantaneously.
And most players
that have even played up to like
D3 level NCAA
have
obviously solid enough fundamentals,
but it's just like the explosiveness
that is unmatched.
No one
in a regular
5-on-5, 1v1,
2v22 regular pickup basketball
has the same level of
torque and same level of control
over explosiveness that
any player
who has played up to the college level
uh,
has.
You're D1 in yapping
and you also forgot the ab break?
No I ran a one minute ab break because I had just started.
For me,
I don't have that.
I'm a big boy
and I'm pretty straightforward.
Like, I'm a
big boy... By the way, yeah, you guys saw that Trump is live
now? I used to follow him
and I still do but he's now
unbanned off the platform so I guess he's streaming on
Twitch as well.
To be honest, any high school varsity player with
1,500 students can beat you?
Wait, what? I mean,
I play against...
I sometimes
play against
high school players.
I don't think
any high school player can beat me.
It wouldn't go that far.
Have you changed your stream
key since using an Iowa backpack?
Yeah, no,
I know that she could technically
do that.
Okay. Max Strong 2?
No, I'm not too worried about that.
It's technically 2v1.
Jason is tired and sore.
Apparently he did horrible against RDC yesterday does that have to worry about Max?
I mean
I am worried about Max
Max is very good
as much of a counter as I am to him with my size,
he is a very good counter
to me because he's a shooter
who is very fast.
Which means
if he was acid shooting,
this would not be a problem for me.
Okay?
If he was acid shooting,
I could literally just give him all the distance on the fucking planet.
Let him,
let him try to take shots off.
Maybe every now and then I come up a little bit
and panic him from afar
and then pick up the rebound
every single time.
The issue is...
He's also a good shooter.
He can shoot threes,
so I can't let him
fucking shoot three
so I have to
play close
I have to defend
him pretty closely
and he's always
going to pass me
like there is no
way
he's going to
pass me when I'm defending him
and Ludd's going to try
and do maybe a little bit of help defense
and then Jason is wide open
and no matter how sore Jason is
he-
When he's wide open,
he can still fucking
take a layup.
So that's the issue.
Yes, I did play basketball as a kid in Turquia.
Y'all might have to play zone.
We can't play zone.
I don't think Lud knows how to do that, but anyway...
I just watched this.
I don't know why you guys are showing me the same clip.
That's the best clip, but...
Politics Frog here!
Are you only going to talk about basketball or are we doing any light news?
Hustle, I know I'm annoying lol
look at the fucking title
It's kind of sad
you have no faith in Ludd.
No,
no,
no,
I don't...
I'm just hypercritical of myself and also hypercritical
of my teammates.
I wouldn't say that
I don't have any...
Uh,
I wouldn't say that
I don't have any confidence in Ludd.
Ludd's very strong.
He can play post.
Thank you, chatter.
Oh, shut the fuck up, you guys.
Jesus Christ, it is a fucking Saturday.
Okay?
Calm the fuck down.
Oh my God.
I want to see more
Max clips.
We're going to get to the news after
and look at a couple more Max clips.
Look at how much control he has. wait what is happening with sudan that like the united states is
like having a hard time lebron gives team usa elite with eight seconds to go that's crazy How the fuck
Do they drop 30 on like
How the fuck
Did they drop
30 On How the fuck did they drop 30 on fucking, uh, on, on, uh,
on the Joker.
And then they like,
They're having a hard time
With South Sudan I don't even
Know who they have on the
South Sudanese team like do they have
An actual solid team
USA Always starts slow as fuck okay but this Actual solid team.
USA always starts slow as fuck?
Okay, but this is not slow as fuck.
This is fourth quarter with 11 seconds to go.
It's 199. Okay. Steve Kerr's fucking dog shit bro it doesn't matter it doesn't matter that's a auto win every time
you could have a five-year-old coach that fucking team.
What are you talking about?
They literally have their bench,
okay?
Their second
bench is literally a more formative opponent than like 90% of the fucking global teams.
No matter how hard NBA players bang when they go back to their home countries and play for
their fucking teams.
Okay?
No matter how hard, and there is definitely a likelihood that you'll see like a solid
bench warmer in an NBA team play
and drop like 50.
Okay? When it comes to
repping their country.
But having said that,
having said that aren't there different rules for international basketball?
Yes, kind of.
There's like different travel restrictions but beyond that
the three-point line is closer.
So like...
It's not even...
It's insane.
There's a couple differences.
There's some marginal differences, but that's like...
It's nothing. Especially when the three-point line is closer it's like...
Smaller court you can goaltend.
Like it's just all of the rule changes I would say is beneficial to the NBA.
Like you're taking like weight restrictors off almost.
Yeah, defensive...
There's no three-second violation.
Okay. There's no three-second violation. They shot 25% from the three?
Wait, they did?
FIBA ball is different than an NBA Ball yeah it's easier
The NBA Spalding
Is like one of the most dog shit
Balls of all time
The NBA ball is literally
the worst type of basketball to play
with. Not even a joke
it no I'm
played with both balls
No, I'm telling you the NBA balls
are notoriously
the worst fucking
balls to play with.
You know who's
balding now.
It's Wilson.
But even the Wilsons that they...
Even the Wilsons I play with are not like a...
I play with both balls?
I have.
I grew up playing with fucking EuroLeague balls. I have, I grew up playing
with fucking EuroLeague
balls.
You have to remember
I grew up in Turkey.
It's got better grip.
It's got significantly
better grip.
Yeah. better grip. Anyway, yeah.
FIBA three-point line is closer to the hoop but I guess maybe that like
it could be
a bad thing because it's closer
so you're just not like used to it maybe
You know what I mean?
Hassan, you're so slow.
Yes, I know, dude.
Everyone is making the same fucking ball sack joke.
I know.
I'm not paying attention to it because it's like...
Every time I talk about ball
handling, Chad goes, huh?
Ball handling. Huh?
Balls
ball handling. Huh?
Huh? Yo mask it dunk he's dunking on load for sure oh yeah I've
seen this as well this is insane Austin? Bro, I literally just get like three more days of recovery and I'm good.
Like, I can't – he has a –
He can dunk.
I can't.
Like think about that.
And he's much shorter than me.
Nothing will beat the Wilson evolution
go to ball,
I agree,
it's my favorite.
The threshold for a foul
is much higher in FIBA
definitely not better
for NBA players
Joel Embiid
is massively struggling
as he hunts
for fouls
USA should still smokes South Sudan,
but yeah, it's an adjustment.
... Have you already reviewed AOC's Instagram comments?
How concerned are you about what she reported as a lack of real consequences or consensus around Kamala?
Apologies, repeat topic question.
It is a repeat topic and question.
Yes, I have, of course course reviewed AOC's live stream both
live and also the day after as in yesterday but I am going to talk about it a little bit
today.
Because this is the reason why I'm
going to be talking about today. Pelosi
voiced support for an open nomination
positive Biden drops out.
That is the reason
why I'm going to be talking
about what AOC said today
because turns out
she is right on that.
She was right
about the chaotic
lack of unity behind
Kamala Harris.
At first, I thought...
I said she's either lying, which I don't think
she is, or she's being brutally honest and like
breaking caucus and like revealing
something that's pretty significant.
And it turns out,
she is correct on this.
This is the one thing that I've said
is like a
not a
worse option
than just going with Brandon
Apollo going with Brandon.
Apologize?
Why?
I agreed with her.
Apologize for agreeing
with her?
No, with her? Was this Newsmax Twitter guy actually right?
No.
Anyway No. Anyway,
let's get to the news.
Let's get
to the news.
Oh, last but not least.
Use the clip of me.
Before you even pull this back up, I'm going with Hanasabi,
but let me tell you why.
Oh, okay.
Ain't that man like 6'5"?
He's pretty big. I don't know about 6'5", but he's pretty big. I think he's over six feet for sure.
Six-four?
Yeah! And he messaged me and was like,
Hey, hey, how's it going? Yeah, he messaged me. He was like, I'm Hooper.
Hey, you better who?
On who?
If he message you personally,
he better show up.
He got to him.
Look, dude, somebody texted you trying to help you out? What's up? Nah I'm doing my rea- I'm cheating! Ain't no cheating man
You in the back room like all the other coaches do. You watching tape
I was watching tape. You're watching tape. I was watching tape.
I was watching tape, but it's okay.
I didn't have enough time to do this. Put the list back up, man.
I don't know.
And then...
Okay, so I was the fifth pick on our team.
That's not bad.
There were still three more picks.
I mean, dude,
the people that came before me are actually pretty solid, right?
Like pick number four, pretty solid, right?
Like pick number four. Oh, this is not
my team. This is the other team.
Where is it?
Hold on. Let's go back.
Let me tell you something though.
If they win,
they should give you the pet.
Okay.
Calm down chatters.
I am the D I,
I am the D I pig not last,
not a middle school nightmare.
I wouldn't care.
I would actually like to be picked last because then the expectations are
super fucking low.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. You know what I mean? Like,
I don't mind coming across
like the underdog here because these guys are all
pretty fucking good. Your team is stacked.
Y'all should blow them out.
I mean, their team
is stacked too though.
You have to remember
loser mentality
guys you Remember, loser mentality.
Guys?
There's dudes who play in like pro-am leagues against fucking Euro players and shit here.
Okay?
I'm not that good I'm just big
Like
I play
I'm being realistic
It's not fucking
It's not loser mentality at all
It's just being fucking realistic.
Max is a significantly better asset
to any team than someone like myself,
especially when there are people
on the opposing team who
Are going to be larger than me and will be able to lock my ass down in
The post
Weren't you facing Max? Is he on the same team? No.
Max and I are going up against one another tonight in a couple hours.
That's different! That's a totally different thing. We're doing a 2v2 tonight
this is next week
ok
they saw your clips dunking.
It's full court.
IPI played every day for 10 years, he's the best there 100% better than Duke too
you got mentioned again in 2020 years he's the best there 100 better than duke too
you got mentioned again and he might hit a 29 25.
i've got uh hasanabi for Cash Nasty because I think Hasanabe is big.
So, I'm just going to assume that he know how to like use his weight
for cash nasty too.
I got Julian Newman.
He's a bucket. Yeah, yeah. He's a bucket.
Yeah, he certainly is.
All right so let's...
Hey look, I do want better.
I got Adam Davis.
That's a loyal friend.
That's a loyal friend. That's a loyal friend, except Nah, you just say that like
you believe that! Like for real
You didn't say that
I got one better
That wasn't happy. You don't believe that.
Let's just keep it a bug.
It don't matter.
It don't matter.
Wait, so Ludd was literally the last pick?
That's crazy.
That is so funny, oh my god.
Ludwig was second to last pick.
Hassan, you was funnier before you lost the weight? Wait, what?
One player needs to put a body on the sun at all times.
No easy rebounds.
Yeah, Marquez no idea how I play.
He literally texted me and was like,
are you good?
Like can you ball?
And I was like yeah,
I can ball.
Like
so he does not know. He just knows that i'm a big guy
that's it that's all he knows
this is dead ass who your brain is? Oh hell nah dude what the fuck bro
Smoking mirrors?
Bro, it's working on me though. If it's smoking mirrors
but it's like... It's working!
He is going to break your ankle so hard?
No, he's not because there's no world...
There's no planet in which...
If he can't shoot his over,
it's not a problem.
Plus, I probably won't be fucking...
Yeah, he's 5'5".
He's 5'1". Okay.
Listen, anyone
under 6 foot
Anyone under 6 foot
if they can't shoot I'm just gonna give them distance.
And then it's over.
Once they come near the paint,
Then I can fucking clamp them.
It's not a problem for me.
I'm telling you, okay?
I'm not being like... I'm not you, okay? I'm not being like...
I'm not being overly confident or anything.
I'm being pretty fucking...
Being pretty honest about my capabilities
from all the years of playing basketball.
That's it.
If he can shoot, that's a problem.
Anyone like Max
can shoot so that's a terrible
matchup for someone like myself tonight. going in thinking you're gonna clap is crazy
no I'm not, I'm not going in
thinking that. I'm going in thinking
that every single person that is on every team,
except for Ludwig,
is better than me.
That's the...
That is my expectation.
Straight up.
Max wanted to be on Duke's team, bro was devastated.
I got a little beat so I'm just gonna go ahead and stir it up a bit. on duke's team bro was devastated What's up, man?
That's crazy.
Black Boy Max. Okay! Little beef there I heard? Is that what I heard?
There is no beef, bruh oh the beat the word Oh my god.
Okay, dude.
They have no respect for Mark.
This is bullshit.
Have some fucking loyalty, man.
That's crazy.
That's crazy. Everyone is...
Oh my God.
It's not looking too good, boys. Alright.
Alright.
It's not like Mark is playing and Duke is not playing either.
I don't understand why they're so,
it's not like Duke is playing.
If he was playing,
it'd be different.
You know what I mean?
It's like Mark and Duke both had to play the entire time.
Then yeah,
I get why you'd be upset because like obviously Duke is,
is a pretty good player from everything I've seen.
He's really good.
They're trolling as a meme to Glaze Duke in their community?
Yeah, I know.
Anyway, we'll figure it out.
He average he can just dunk Lyle?
They're all low-key bad Lamont except a few of them.
I think Duke is a good player.
I mean,
in dude,
dude,
dude,
dude,
dude,
dude for,
for fucking for pickup basketball.
Like,
are you crazy?
For like a creator
for a creator tournament like you're talking about
like the best possible
the best possible people
are going to be like, you know...
At best, like D1 players.
Like former D1 players that haven't played in a while.
They haven't played organized basketball in a while.
No.
Like... in a while. No. Like,
Hassan glazing Duke too?
I mean,
I'm not like,
I'm just being honest.
He's good.
I've seen him play.
He's fucking good. I've seen him play He's fucking good
He's very athletic
Not only is he very athletic
but he's also good. the glaze is crazy
no glaze is like
no
chat is not being cringe
it's a meme to fucking glaze dupe.
That's why they're saying I'm doing it too.
There's...
I think it was Mark who said it.
There's good and there's great
and then one level above it
is glaze.
I think that what I'm doing is not glaze.
What I'm doing is honest.
I said,
he's good.
Well, I said he's good. Dude,
I swear to God
my fucking community
is so cancer
right now.
Everyone is just like
white knuckling through this
because they're like
I don't care about basketball I don't care about basketball. I don't
care about these fucking content creators.
Please. Donald Trump is speaking right
now. The real goat is speaking
and you're over here not fucking covering
it. And it's like, this shit is going to be ass
brother. It's not going to be as fun as the last rally
if you know what I mean. Okay?
Here. There you go. We'll do it.
We'll start off with Donald Trump.
God damn it dude. Fucking news frogs.
No, but actually the radical left reporters
of which there are quite a few
I can't believe it.
I don't know why they have them.
Don't glaze LeBron.
I'm honest about LeBron being the greatest athlete of all time.
You guys are crazy.
It's not glazed if it's warranted.
Glacian is a country buster.
It's a class buster. It busts. What is this fucking audio, bro?
We have another do we have another live stream?
His audio is ass cheeks.
Oh, he's live on Twitch. centuries ago. Look at every country that's had
Oh, he's live on Twitch.
...the greatest inflation in the history of our country. They don't even report it properly
because they leave the worst things behind.
...and restore patriotism to our schools.
We gave you already the largest tax cut
in the history of our country, larger than the
Reagan cuts. But now we will give you an additional tax
cut and number of tax cuts that will make it. We took in more
money after the tax cuts that we did prior. We took in more money after the tax cuts than we did prior.
We took in billions and billions of dollars more
after the tax cuts that we did.
We had the greatest economy in the history...
Oh, he didn't have the maxi pad no more!
...we're gonna slash regulations.
That's what created all of those jobs
and gave them bounce back jobs.
You know they call it bounce-back jobs after COVID
They bounced back.
Fucking 2K Andy.
Yeah.
Like COVID which rarely happens but when you have something like that
they call bounce back jobs and we're going to bring down energy prices very rapidly it was
energy that caused the problem and their stupidity.
And we're going to bring it down very quickly.
Your energy bills will be cut in half,
at least you'll cut them in half.
Some sections like in New England
I'll be able to cut their energy by 60, 70 percent.
It's absolutely crazy what has happened with energy.
We buy the oil from Venezuela.
They used to be our enemy.
I don't know. We buy from Venezuela...
It's not really oil it's tar and you know there is only one refinery in the world that
can do it.
It's very heavy horrible stuff.
It's garbage, it's a tar you lift it i said that's not oil
we want light sweet crude we have the best of all we have the best everything
we go to venezuela you know where they refine it?
In Houston Texas.
It's the only plant in the world that can refine that stuff.
So we go to Venezuela and pay them a fortune.
We take that dictatorship, we make the dictatorship wealthy. these people don't know what the hell
they're doing they're incompetent they're grossly chat really ruined the vats gate to watch an 80
year old man talk about tar yeah no but this is like... Chatters fucking come to
this dude. They're like oh my god Donald Trump
is speaking.
America's enemies
will fear us the United States will again command the respect that it deserves."
Viktor Orban, the very powerful leader of Hungary said when asked what happened with
a world that is falling to pieces their wars of all over
He said bring back Trump at lowland it all ended. We had no problem
Oh, he has a he has a thing
You just took the maxi pad off, but he still has something on it.
And something beautiful is going to happen because we will...
Yeah, this motherfucker ain't talking about unity
and the drama from his previous rally
will not occur again.
So we're moving away
from that, and we're
covering the actual interesting drama.
White House in
crisis. It's not an open
field, I don't think. White House in crisis.
We're going to be talking about Brandon.
We're going to be doing Brandon Watch, okay?
It's Brandon Watch time, baby.
Sorry. Don't give a shit
about Donald Trump speaking, okay? Dozens of vulnerable I'M SORRY, DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT DONALD TRUMP SPEAKING.
OKAY?
DOZENS OF VULNERABLE DEMOCRATS ARE NOW CALLING ON BIDEN TO
DROP OUT OF THE RACE FEARING HIS SUPPORT WILL AFFECT THEM IN
THEIR HOTLY CONTESTED DOWN-BALLOT RACES.
SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHO IS PULLING BACK FROM THIS THEIR PARTY. THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BE
REPUBLICANS, BUT THEY WILL
INFLUENCE THEM AND HOTLY
CONTESTED DOWN VALUE RACES.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHO IS
PULLING BACK FROM JOE BIDEN.
THESE ARE THE 34 CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS THAT HAVE JOINED THOSE CALLS. most notable being Congressman Adam Schiff of California recently calling for Joe Biden
to step aside. Also, Montana Senator Jon Tester yesterday invulnerable. Bro wait it's on not
a political commentator why are you saying he shouldn't cover politics?
Brother, I don't know if you know this
But
There is no one on the planet
That talks as much about politics professionally
As I do
You think Jake Tapper
is just fucking...
After he's done with the maximum
three hours a day of his
political coverage four times
a fucking week? You think he's being demanded to talk about politics
24-7? I'm
a one man news
room, basically. You understand?
It's fucking Saturday
we're gonna play 2v2 basketball later.
I'm very excited about it, okay?
I don't just do politics, okay?
We're going to do politics right now because of the election cycle.
And obviously I am very invested in what's going on.
But like, you know, be fucking normal, right? Not everybody in this community
Also comes in for like
Nothing but politics There's plenty of
other shit I do variety streaming
okay
I'm live seven days a week
I talk about politics every single day,
this week I've done like 10 hour streams
back to back to back 11 hours streams 12 hour streams.
Sometimes I'm gonna you know
take it down a gear alright I'm a fucking
human being just if
you enjoy it you enjoy it
give it a shot if you don't like the basketball talk
or if you don't like the basketball talk or if you don't enjoy
the drama and all
the other stuff around, like, you know,
collaborations and whatnot, then you don't have to
watch it. Right?
Anyway, let's get back to the fucking...
Let's get back to Obama or Biden calling Obama a puppet master.
That's the drama that we're going to be talking about.
Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown announced
he wants to see the end of the campaign for Joe Biden
as president.
Now, these are some of the Democrats who haven't yet joined those colleagues but they could make a huge difference THESE ARE SOME OF THE DEMOCRATS WHO HAVEN'T YET JOINED THOSE
COLLEAGUES, BUT THEY COULD MAKE
A HUGE DIFFERENCE IN THE
LANDSCAPE GIVEN HOW
COMPETITIVE THEIR REELECTION
BIDS ARE.
WE'RE WATCHING PENNSYLVANIA
SENATOR BOB CASEY, WISCONSIN
SENATOR TAMMY BALDWIN AND
NEVADA SENATOR JACKIE ROSEN. ALL MAJORITY VOTERS. Bob Casey, Wisconsin Senator Tammy Baldwin
and Nevada Senator Jackie Rosen.
All major swing state Democrats
and they would need to win in those states
to secure the White House in November
both to maintain control of the Senate try to win the house THE SENATE. WE ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO
CONTINUE OUR PARTY OF
REPUBLICANS IN THE WHITE HOUSE
IN NOVEMBER, BOTH TO MAINTAIN
CONTROL OF THE SENATE AND TRY
TO WIN THE HOUSE AND TO WIN
THE WHITE HOUSE.
LET'S BRING IN RICH LOWERY EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OF NATIONAL REVIEW TO JOIN US NOW. Rich, good morning. Thanks for getting up early with us this morning.
You know, I'm cataloging all these Democrats, Rich,
that are starting to put their name on the list of those against Joe Biden.
Do you think there's a breaking point?
Is there one particular congressional
Democrat that could make or break this decision for Joe Biden? Yeah, Nancy Pelosi. I think she's
been the main driver here when it seemed as though Biden had stanched the bleeding a couple days after the debate by just saying,
I'm not going.
The elite is against me.
Forget it.
She said, well, he hasn't decided yet, right?
Which was her saying, you know what, Mr. President? You haven't decided yet right which was her saying you know what mr president you haven't
decided until i decide that you've decided so i think she kept this open i think she's pushing
it i think she realizes he's a disaster and are, well, first they went Schumer, Pelosi, Jeffries privately to Biden and basically told him to go.
Then they leaked when he didn't go.
Then they leaked that they told them to go. And the next step is one of them going public. THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE DEMOCRATS, AND THEY LEAKED.
WHEN HE DIDN'T GO, THEN THEY
LEAKED THAT THEY TOLD HIM TO GO
AND THE NEXT STEP IS ONE OF
THEM GOING PUBLIC.
THAT'S WHEN IT MAY BE
UNSUSTAINABLE.
BUT I EXPECT THE FRONTLINE DEMOCRATS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, ALL THOSE DOMINOES I THINK IT'S A VERY DANGEROUS TIME FOR THE
REPUBLICANS.
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BE
FOLLOWING THIS.
SHERROD BROWN, NO ONE IS
FULL.
YOU HAVE TO BE PRETTY SURE
THAT DEMOCRATS SURVIVE IN
OHIO NOW SAYING LOOK, JOE, even if Pelosi or Schumer or Jeffries goes public, that's the next card to play.
And then reports are that Barack Obama is doing things behind the scenes.
I think the question becomes, though, even with all of that rich, is it enough?
Because it is Joe Biden's call. The reports are he gets sort of his hackles up. He gets
upset if you push him. So can he withstand all this pressure? I mean, if you want to in theory, yes, right?
I mean, there's no lever. You just say no. But this is a game,
a big game of chicken and has been since the debate will with Biden saying, you know, I'm going to go ahead and say that this is a big game of
chicken. It has been since the
debate will with Biden saying,
you know, I'm just gonna plow
ahead if you want to decap me
in public, You're just making
your inevitable nominee weaker against Donald Trump, this guy you hate and fear. So you better just get on board because I'm plowing ahead."
And then with the Democratic Party saying,
You know what? Even if you say
you're still running we're going to make it
a worthless nomination for you
because we are going to publicly condemn you. The fundraising is
going to dry up. The activists
are going away, so you can say you're still
running, Joe, but it'd be worthless
to you and I do think the Democratic
Party seems to be winning that game of chicken at the moment.
This nomination is a wasting asset for him every single day, gets just a little bit less valuable
with every public condemnation in the reports that
the fundraising is drying up.
So really quickly,
I got to go rich,
more likely prediction
Kamala Harris
as the nominee for Democrats
or Joe Biden limps across
with a defunded,
unsupported presidential campaign?
As of this moment, I'd bet on Kamala Harris.
All right. Rich Lowry, National Review.
Yeah, I think it's pretty...
There's reporting right now on Nancy Pelosi
saying that she'd be up for an open contest,
an open convention.
And I think that is genuinely a devastating idea.
I don't,
I don't think it's a good idea at all.
Pelosi voicing support for an open nomination
positive Biden drops out.
It quite literally immediately proves
what AOC was saying about the Democrats not having
a clear-eyed vision on a swift replacement.
Some California House a swift replacement.
Some California House Democrats don't want the process
to replace the president
on the ticket
to seem like
a Kamala Harris coronation,
and I think that
is a genuinely bad idea.
It's good for content
like it's good for me
from the content brain but I think
it's very bad overall for
the Democratic Party's future prospects in this upcoming election,
I think that that
spells chaos. It spells
disorder. There is no world
there is
no world in which
the there is no world in which the
entire
American voter public
that is interested in voting
turns around and says like
yeah I like that the Democratic
Party which is supposed to be the adults in
the room cannot get their fucking
ducks in a row. Cannot get
their shit in order before the goddamn convention.
You know?
I said this earlier,
but when Biden held a rally
and Michigan Whitmer was off meeting
with big them tech donors.
I think they're trying to push out Harris
in favor of Whitmer.
I mean,
I don't know if it's the best possible idea
This CNN
article quotes you as a Democratic
operative?
Fuck it, I'm coconut-pilled.
I just want this to stop, said one well-known
Democratic operative referring to an online meme that has taken off from
an old video.
You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
No, chat, that's not me. They did not ask me.
Okay? This is an anonymous quote from a Dem operative that is well known. Why would they put me down as a Dem operative that is well known why would they put me down as a dim
operative why would i give an anonymous quote Your confidence in Kamala seems wild, to be honest.
What Americans want is a new ticket.
They want someone they can be happy with and that will never be Kamala seems wild to be honest. What Americans want is a new ticket, they want someone they can be happy with and that will never be Kamala
Kamala is new
Kamala is young
given the
if Kamala has a solid team around her,
which she currently doesn't with good messaging.
You absolutely could.
You absolutely could make a decent job out of Kamala Harris.
She's 59?
Yeah, guys
Guys
We're talking about the president.
She's 32 years younger than
the current person on the ticket.
She is one
Hasanabi
who is one Hasanabi. She is one Hasanabi or, oh wait, are not 32 sorry, fuck you're right. two thirds
Asanabi away.
One plaque boy
max
younger.
I feel
like you're radically overvaluing Kamala and undervaluing the interest of chaos.
No,
the benefits of having more attention and more eyeballs on an open convention
do not
outweigh the consequences
of having
an open convention.
So you're wrong.
Like,
if you Like... If you have,
if you guys think this is chaotic
an open convention where
everyone is talking about oh my god the democrats
finally got their wishes they
finally got joe biden out but now
they can't even fucking have a consensus
candidate that is
real chaos.
You have not seen you have not seen
real chaos until you see
what that looks like in the media.
That plays itself out
as totally itself out, that plays itself out as
like total disorder.
Okay? Full tilt.
Right now
there's like a little bit of
will he won't he situation.
There's a little bit of interest.
But if they were to
replace the ticket immediately
swiftly and then start moving on
and be like this is the new
party.
This is the new modus operandi.
We're going to fucking
go in a
you know we are going
to even
we're going to take it
to the next level. We're going to take it to the next level.
We're gonna take Joe Biden's vision and legacy,
and we're gonna take it across the finish line
and we're gonna do even more than we did before
And they have solid messaging around it
and there's clarity, okay?
And there is confidence.
That's very different than like literally in the middle of fucking August,
at the end of August
still not having a fucking
candidate. I think that
it is like
I think that that absolutely
rips away the final,
like the limited amount of confidence
that people might have
that the Democratic Party is still like,
you know, doing the right thing.
And are the adults in the room
because you have to remember, the Democratic Party
being the adults in the room
is the number one
benefit that they have
over the Republicans. the republicans are always
chaotic the republicans are basically violent in
their legislative agenda but also beyond
that they can't figure out which direction they want to go
in. Some of them try to be more
moderate. Others are openly being
contentious and openly being aggressive
towards women's bodily
autonomy in ways that remind people that they took away abortion you know
so people people look to the Democratic Party
as the party that's going
to defend democracy.
People look to the Republican Party
as a party, whether good or bad,
as the party that's going
to do their willing, okay?
Do their bidding
and follow through on
their agenda, no matter how chaotic
and undemocratic that agenda might be.
Absolute brain dead takes. Biden dropping
out now is literally handing Trump the election.
So fucking dumb,
absolutely zero fucking evidence beyond this just simply coming in here with,
with a little bit of heat and just dropping that
in here.
You
you
just came in here with zero analysis
and just vibes,
okay?
Just came in here hot
and was like,
no, you don't understand.
The 82-year-old
that everyone understands
is brain capacity
has deteriorated
is actually the best possible person if they do a quick swap out it won't work
dude
nah dude that You're so stupid.
But then... but thank you for your input
what about the 13 keys, Professor?
Stop, dude.
Please.
Are you guys joking?
Is this a three-minute ad break debate?
Is that what it is?
Is that what's happening?
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She has a three- eye break now. Kamala Harris also brings back certain
demographics immediately in the
question like
the average American doesn't think as much
As you guys do about politics
That's something you have to remember
I love this chatters that fuck the commies
And the average
Gen Zer even
Is gonna be like,
oh yeah, that's a younger person.
I'm interested.
I'm invested.
That's why I say what Kamala Harris does
if she is appointed as the nominee,
it's very important in terms of messaging.
Very, very important
in terms of messaging
because when people are locked in
and they go,
oh, this is a new fresh face.
This is a more vibrant candidate
as the more dynamic candidate
then she has to play that part
then she has to play that role
if she's barred out like
she's been goofing around the entire time of
the past four years then it's going to be harder, easier than Joe Biden but hard nonetheless.
Because every single person that is polling for Biden right now in every
single poll that has been conducted,
he's going to vote for whoever the fuck the blue person is because their
motivations for voting for Biden is not because they love Biden. Their motivations for voting for Biden is not because they love Biden. Their motivations
for voting for Biden, as demonstrated
by those exact same polls,
is that they
don't want Donald
Trump. That ambition was alive and well
in 2020,
and it certainly is alive
and well in the 2024 election.
We know that we've seen it.
Every poll shows that reality.
So no matter what,
no matter who is at the top of that ticket,
they have all of Biden's votes that they will secure and plus some more on top of that.
This is the calculation
that I'm making.
The calculation
I'm making
is that
there are no
Biden or Busters in the same way
that there were bernie or buster's right even though those were marginal as well
this is the part where libs say you can't trust the polls? I know.
If you believe that, why not have an open convention?
Oh!
I've told you already. The reason why I don't think
an open convention is a smart idea
is because then
you actually do have some people who are
like well I'm a fucking loyalist for Newsome.
It's kind of like this
Twitch streamers
know not to poll
which game to play next
and they just play it and they say hey if you like it you watch
if you don't like it you don't why because if you pull which game
you want to play next you will lose more people because the people that really wanted you to play one game will
just out of anger not fucking watch the other game okay oh not everyone but a
lot of people turn around and go
Oh well I voted for this fucking game
And now you're playing a different game
And you know what? Maybe I would have watched it
But I kind of don't want to watch that game
That you're playing now.
But beyond that, I'm trying to explain it to the Twitch watchers as best as I can.
But more importantly than that... More importantly than that, I think that an open convention is dangerous for...
An open convention is specifically dangerous
because it shows that there is no consensus.
Like right now, Biden wants confidence from his party and his party
is not showing him confidence because they're seeing the polls. Okay? Biden is also
relying on being able to get to the convention. True, democracy is always a bad idea. No,
democracy comes after in the general election in this
circumstance but even then it's not a real democracy
I'm just telling you guys
if you want my analysis
on this
an open convention.
And by the way, democracy is always a bad idea.
What the fuck are we talking about?
In a lot of instances,
democracy unironically is a bad idea here.
I'll give you another fucking Twitch example.
Okay. Here, I'll give you another fucking Twitch example. Okay?
Chatters
don't know what
content is. Chatters all have
their own opinion on what is good content
which is precisely the reason why when we
go to the chat and then we ask
chat like what I should do. Chatters
would be like oh don't
do this thing. Don't debate Andrew Tate
it's not going to be good content
they're wrong
sometimes it's good
to steer the conversation
in a direction that you know is adequate
is good, it's best
in order to max out the fun.
Okay? Yeah, if I were to leave it up the chat, half the chat would be like please watch this seven-hour documentary
on
the theory behind
Maoist third worldism.
Okay?
Do you fucking want that?
Is that what you want?
Oh, Saturday fun day.
Time to fucking watch a three-hour documentary
on Mao's liberation front.
Sometimes it's good to limit the fucking options, okay?
And then go,
what do you want?
Anyway, having said that the Democrats already
did that in the primaries.
They fucking stopped
the primary process from actually occurring by literally making sure
that no one else in the Democratic Party
that had any viability ran against Joe Biden
because they didn't want Joe Biden to go out
and have to campaign in the primaries.
They thought that he'd be weaker
as a consequence of that.
They thought that people would hear him
and go, oh shit he's old!
That's precisely the reason why they already shut down the democracy part okay? As Vice President, I see Joe Biden when the cameras are on and when the cameras are off in
the Oval Office, in the Situation Room, and on the campaign trail.
Joe Biden is a leader who fights
for the american people more examples of holy shit he ain't gonna recover and each bad example just compounds exponentially.
Yes. So
what ended up happening is
in this fucking dogshit primary
season when there was like no real primary
everyone was like alright real primary everyone was
like all right well Joe Biden's the
candidate okay open convention is the
best to restore trust in this section of
the voter base like Hispanics young
people industrial belt none of these
people are coming out because wow she's younger
than Joe Biden. She's been thrown into
a defeat with no plan. No the reason
why I think Kamala Harris is
like the swift replacement ticket
is because it buys time to re- retriangulate the messaging around her.
Okay?
Because, again, time is of the essence in this circumstance.
Like making sure that you have
times of the essence in this situation.
Every moment is going to count which is why Biden should have dropped out
far before this moment. Okay?
I'm not saying
Kamala's chances are a fucking absolute
lock.
I'm simply stating
that Kamala's chances are better than Biden's.
And given that this is a close contest right now,
that's good enough and with only upsides.
Having said that, however however if kamala harris is the swift replacement and then she sucks then obviously that that equation changes
open contest open changes. Open
contest, open convention on the
other hand will create
a panic environment
that will show
that the Democrats do not have a good lineage,
like a good lineup,
a good succession protocol. You will have people with their own dogs in the fight, you will have people that will at a moment when
you know, the Democratic Party needs to be
united. You will have people
fighting against one another openly
The media will love the drama.
Cenk disagrees with you on this? I know.
I think he'll come around to this.
Cenk has been right about
the obvious need to replace Joe Biden
because he's so fucking old. Just like I was right on
that front, Cenk and I have a disagreement
on the open primaries
I think the... not open primaries, open convention
We have a difference
in opinion on that front
but it doesn't matter.
I mean,
I'm telling you
what my position
is on the matter.
Democrats number one
the Democratic Party's
number one, the Democratic Party's number one benefit
over the Republican Party
right now is that they're supposed to be
the adults in the room.
The Republicans are divided.
The Republicans are chaotic. The Republicans are chaotic.
The Republicans spell disorder.
They're led by a guy who wants to be a dictator.
These are all of the concerns that voters
have about the Republican Party, and that's
why they say they're never going to vote for Donald Trump.
If Democrats give up on
that, if Democrats basically
cast that aside,
okay? If they just drop that
then they have nothing. They just have abortion. That's it.
And as time passes, less and less people remember abortion
and how Republicans took that away.
I don't think Kamala Harris is the best possible replacement.
You guys know who I think is a better replacement than Kamala Harris.
I've said Gretchen Whitmer,
I think J.B. Pritzker would be fine.
I think there are better Democrats out there.
Okay?
I do.
They have proven track records, they're very popular and they could captivate the Rust Belt.
Having said that however
Kamala Harris already being on the ticket plays a major role in this situation because it's like –
It's a way to basically say, well, Joe Biden, this is the person that you chose to replace
you.
This is the person that you said would be great as president.
That's why you fucking made her your vice president.
It's a way to also it's a way to also save the
Democratic Party's attitude, because
then you can just simply say, no,
you don't understand. Joe Biden always knew that Kamala
Harris would be a phenomenal president, and that's why he chose her as his VP.
This is a way to continue the legacy of Joe Biden and the legacy of the past four years and the policies
of the past four years. Now, obviously
you and I might not agree with that narrative
like what fucking legacy?
Who gives a shit? Fuck Joe Biden.
But that makes a coherent
replacement narrative
that you can set, that you
can campaign on.
Random person coming
in at the last second, on the other hand, random person coming in at the last second, on the other hand...
random person coming in on the last second
makes it seem like maybe Joe Biden's legacy is dog shit.
And then people go, well why am I voting for the Democrats again?
Because the past four years they just sucked then.
They don't even have any confidence in their own administration.
Why the fuck should I have confidence in them? Electoral politics
Brand asked my job
Is to do this
Okay, this is my job.
Yes, if you're not invested
at all and if you don't care and you're like
oh it's just a bourgeois democracy who
gives a fuck both parties represent the
interests of the wealthy I agree with you but like this isn't for you then.
You know what I mean?
This is not analysis that you should be even interested in remotely
because it won't move the needle for you anyway right but what I'm doing here is for a much larger
audience of people who do care about it, who do care about elections.
And
of course I'm going to be covering
and I'm going to give you my
analysis on the election
during the election cycle.
That would be crazy.
Question to you, awesome person.
What's more important to Biden?
The Democratic Party's wins or to protect his ego right now it's to protect his ego.
Jank on the open convention?
Who want me?
No, 100%.
No, that's not correct.
Okay?
You can't comment
Unk like that.
Okay?
Unk was 100% right.
He never said
that he was running
because he thought
he would win.
Uh,
he said that he
was running for
two reasons.
One,
because he thinks
it's dog shit
that you can be
a naturalized
U.S. citizen and still not
be able to run for president
but more importantly than that his major
role was because he thought
perhaps foolishly, that if he got any
fucking, like he got any votes whatsoever,
he could possibly get other
actually viable candidates
to run against Joe Biden
because he thought
Joe Biden is far too old
and the voters are going to recognize it. And that those things
that we're experiencing right now, the things that we're watching, the things
that were talking about that literally came true where his predictions.
So I think it's unfair to say, oh
Ankh like he was just running
because he thought he's delusional
and he thought he could win. He never thought that
and he was pretty
open about that as well for the record Like he never thought that And he was pretty Was good
He was pretty open about
That as well for the record
So
Anyway
Yeah Yeah.
Analysis was correct, but execution was not and it was a Hail Mary attempt with
low chance success doesn't matter he put his
balls on the table okay
he did he put himself out there
and he got you know thoroughly embarrassed by a lot of people,
but ultimately
he was 100% right. He was
100% right on the analysis and that's
what matters as a political commentator.
Okay?
It's just... that's it!
Women voters won't forget the GOP stripping their rights dumbass Oh that's so cute and wonderful
that you're saying that because women
voters are currently
voting for the Democratic Party by
lower margins than male voters are voting for
the Republican party.
So I guess they might've forgotten don't fucking come in here with this stupid
ass fucking narrative if you have no goddamn poll data to back up your statements, okay?
White women voted for Donald Trump both times. Okay?
That's the majority of women in this fucking country!
60% of the country is white,
more than 60% of the country is white.
52% of white women voted for Donald Trump.
That's a lot of people.... No, not 60% of white women.
52% of white women.
...Parks and contributing political correspondent Rachel Bade are joining us
from Washington this morning. Good morning majority of the poll data is absolutely garbage
and biased anyway let's be real anyway Anyway? Okay. Anyway. Anyway.
Yeah.
Polls are fake.
You're a nerd for caring about it.
Except you know what's real?
There's never an alternative by the way.
Like it is the most reliable data available.
There's nothing else.
So I hate when people just go, ah, polls are fucking bullshit.
Remember 2016?
When you're right, that was the last time polls were fucking bullshit.
But like, since then everyone always goes
polls are fucking fake.
You know what's reliable?
I don't know nothing.
They have no
they never have they never have
an alternative
to draw
from
they just fucking go Paul's are fake
and then that's it. There's a lot of data about people hating both parties
too, and that candidates are subpar that would like an open convention. Do you think that
people will act like they're on Twitter,
on live TV is there data on the people not voting for Biden or blue no
matter who you are looking for. The adults in the room,
you said so many things and I'm so confused by this statement.
Maybe my brain is not processing well enough, things that I'm so confused by this statement.
Maybe my brain is not processing well enough, but I
don't understand what you just said.
Like, I have no idea what
you just said. You just yapped
a little bit. You are discounting the effect of content
in this straight week and news coverage will result from an open
convention would generate levels of excitement for Democrats
not seen since 2020, having even
a facsimile of democracy after
such dog shit primary would be refreshing and allow Palestine to rise
at the forefront of the issues, especially with the march on the
DNC right outside your fucking delusional.
I think that
I have too many fucking anarchists in this community.
Like you said, people would
Palestine would be on the
forefront of the issues like
like shoes. There's fan fiction
beyond comprehension.
Israel has
killed 40,000
Palestinians minimum
okay in the past
10 months
and
Gaza is important for key demographics, the youth vote, uh, and specifically in Michigan.
Right? That's very important. That's very, very important.
Yes,
the Lancet studies estimation is 186,000,
but you guys don't know what that fucking number actually represents.
It is not 187,000 right now.
You didn't even look at the Lancet paper.
You're just repeating it because you saw
the fucking headline!
Shut up!
Okay? long-term 186 000 is a conservative estimate for
long-term deaths as a consequence of Israel's campaign in Gaza, okay?
It is an estimation, a conservative estimation.
But that's it. It's an estimation.
Stop trying to correct me every time I say a number.
I know what I'm talking about.
Yes, it's indirect deaths.
It's indirect deaths.
I know.
Lansing is not a bad journal.
It's a great journal.
You're wrong about that, though.
If you don't disregard polls, why are you disregarding Kamala's terrible approval rating
like Biden's?
Great question.
Kamala Harris' approval rating is VP approval rating if the P approval rating is low, the VP approval rating. If the P approval rating is low,
the VP approval rating is going to be
low as well. Kamala Harris at the top
of the ticket is an opportunity
to completely fucking
change the agenda or rather to refocus
the attention at the presidential candidate Kamala Harris.
And by the way,
Kamala Harris ran a dog shit primary campaign.
If you guys remember.
Okay? The American Party the American people
want someone who's not Donald Trump
who can speak
I think that Kamala Harris is not Donald Trump and she can speak.
That's it.
To you both, Mary Alice, let's start with you and the pressure on President Biden
is growing for him to step aside. When does a decision need to be made here?
It went technically not until the delegates vote. I mean, decision need to be made here?
It went technically not until the delegates vote. I mean, Democrats' convention
is August 19th in Chicago.
Many states have deadlines
where names have to be formally submitted for ballots
to be printed the days or even
the day after the convention so Democratic lawyers that's the other
thing it's like if there is a if there's a contested convention like it can run
beyond the dates of the Convention too if i'm not mistaken
oh
yeah kamala is also more popular than uh Biden, which is
not saying much because Biden is
fucking
underwater.
Kamala's disapproval was at 50%
approval was at 38.6%. Biden's disapproval is at 50% approval, it was at 38.6%.
Biden's disapprovals are 56%, approvals of 38.5%... A UGO poll conducted more Democrats than independents who lean Democrat prefer Biden over Harris as the nominee, 47 to 32.
While 21% said they weren't sure margin of error 4%.
Yeah, I'm telling you right now.
This is the reason why I said this is the reason why I said that the replacement must be swift and
then Kamala Harris has to fucking start campaigning like a demon.
I was curious, so here's Trump. Yeah, Trump has 38.6% approval, 57.9% disapproval. Are you getting a press pass for the DNC?
Yeah.
One reason I doubt there will be a mini primary now is that
I don't think one of the other major candidates would run. There's not enough time for them to
win support, the process would be too unclear, party is too exhausted, Harris looks
too strong, people shouldn't underestimate how closely party
elites have been watching her these last few weeks
and how much she's shifted opinions in her favor.
You might get some token opposition
from people who want to raise their profiles, do
CNN town halls, etc., which could be good for harris because
her win would be both contested and overwhelming but strongly doubt you get newsome whitmer
already said she won't run shapiro bashar. Safer for them to position VP
For 2028
Those are last term's poll numbers
53.9%
He is plus 12% unfavorable.
His favorability is at 41.5.
His unfavorability is at 59 point,
uh,
53.9 if Biden had stepped aside
weeks ago it might have been different
if Jamie Harrison had been thinking through options
rather than making himself a Biden no matter what guy maybe it would have been thinking through options rather than making himself a Biden no matter what guy,
maybe it would've been different. But that's my read
of where the party is now. Caveats,
everything is fluid. Biden might still refuse to step
aside if Harris falters. That could change
sentiment, etc.
Do I really think Harris can beat Trump? I think
depending on how this campaign
restructures itself and how it messages going forward, yes.
Yes I do.
There are so many factors at play
obviously
there are so many factors at play
who her vice presidential pick is
because people will care about that this time around
okay
perhaps a little bit more than they normally will care about that this time around. Okay?
Perhaps a little bit more than they normally would because this is a unique
predicament.
She... Like all of the polling being conducted right now is being
conducted as Biden is refusing to step down.
All of the polling being conducted right now
is being conducted at a time
when Kamala Harris's approval rating
is still tied to the president.
Okay?
Which is why it's lower than it would be.
Like,
if she's the governor
of her own state
then her approval rating
will be unimaginably high.
This does not reflect the fucking presidential ticket at all.
It's like looking at Gretchen Whitmer's
approval rating currently
and then comparing it to Kamala Harris is like,
no, that's her own person.
That's being analyzed by herself.
Kamala Harris as the VP, which is a less significant –
Which is basically secondary to the actual administration,
if the administration is actually unpopular,
then yeah, obviously Kamala Harris
is going to be seen as unpopular as well.
What do you think of the earn free
media coverage value
will be if it's a
totally new ticket?
It's going to be
insane value.
The adults in
the room that is
no longer in
the room with us,
I'm afraid. No, I think that that is no longer in the room with us, I'm afraid.
No, I think that that is
the most important part about it
because you can still message around like
we got together and we did the right thing.
Joe Biden actually came to this on his own
because he's an adult
and he wants to save democracy
and that's why he knows.
He's fully confident in Kamala Harris.
That's why he chose Kamala Harris
as his vice president
four fucking years ago.
Like that completely takes the conversation,
that completely destroys the narrative like, oh, Democrats are so chaotic. They're so crazy. I don't know what the fuck they're doing. I THINK THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DO IT. BUT I DON'T THINK THEY CAN
FACE SOME CHALLENGES.
AND I THINK THAT COMPLETELY
DESTROYS THE NARRATIVE, LIKE
OH, DEMOCRATS ARE SO CHAOTIC,
THEY'RE SO CRAZY, THEY DON'T
KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE
DOING.
I'VE TALKED TO SAY
THAT THEY KNOW THEY CAN STILL
FACE SOME CHALLENGES IF BIDEN
WERE TO DROP OUT BECAUSE PRIMARIES HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED. THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS CONSIDERING THIS VIRTUAL
ROLE CALL, ACTUALLY THE FIRST
WEEK OF AUGUST.
DELEGATES WOULD VOTE THEN,
AHEAD OF TIME.
THEY'RE GOING TO FINALIZE
PLANS FOR THE NEXT FEW
MONTHS AND THEN THEY'LL
REACH OUT BECAUSE PRIMARIES
HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED BUT AS
LONG AS SOMETHING IS DONE BY THAT CONVENTION THEY FEEL OKAY. THEIR PARTY. THEY ARE GOING TO FIND OUT
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE
DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND IF THEY
DON'T MOVE THAT VIRTUAL ROLL
CALL, I THINK THAT REALLY
BECOMES THE DEADLINE.
NO ONE WANTS TO FIGHT AFTER
DELEGATES HAVE VOTED. BUT LOOK, THAT'S SORT OF THE THE LEADERSHIP IS NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO FIGHT. IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A
DELEGATE-TO-DELEGATE
HEADLINE, NO ONE WANTS TO
FIGHT AFTER DELEGATES HAVE
VOTED.
BUT LOOK THAT'S SORT OF THE
LEGAL FORMAL SIDE.
POLITICALLY I WOULD SAY
SOMETHING HAS TO BUDGE THIS
WEEK. I MEAN THIS STARING CONTEST I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
THE CONTEST BETWEEN BIDEN,
BETWEEN THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN AND
LEADERS IN HIS OWN PARTY IS NOT
SUSTAINABLE.
IT IS NOW CLEAR THAT DEMOCRATIC
LEADERS ON CAPITOL HILL ARE ACTUALLY SEEKING A CHANGE. change. It's too much for Biden to ignore.
Rachel, let's bring you in now. We just heard Mary Alice say something has to budge this week.
We know dozens of Democratic lawmakers have already called for Biden to leave the ticket.
What are you hearing about that? Is the president taking these calls seriously? Is he considering this? I mean, well, he certainly should be 35
lawmakers are now on record calling for him to step aside
and more than a dozen of those actually just came out
in the last 24 hours, suggesting that
momentum is very much moving
against him. But I would just tell you
that more important than
numbers is what's going on behind the scenes.
This sort of unprecedented lobbying campaign by Biden's own allies in Congress who wanted to go.
It has basically become a staring contest and battle of wills between President Biden
and Nancy Pelosi, the former speaker.
She's the one who sort of organizing behind-the-scenes, sort of rallying members
who are concerned about Biden to come out publicly and put pressure on him behind the scenes.
So, you know these two were originally allies for a long time
And now I have been told by one of her closest folks in her inner circle that
The speaker does not want to call on biden to resign but she
will do everything in her power to make sure it happens all right mary alice you were in milwaukee
at the republican national convention this, selling their platform to voters.
That was their goal. So did they do it? Most of the week I felt so. The momentum
was there. People were excited about the pick of J.D. Vance for their running mate.
They were focused on the issues.
They were talking about crime and fentanyl and Israel, I mean schools.
These are issues that matter to voters.
The momentum really fell out with Trump's own speech I THINK THAT WAS A MISSED OPPORTUNITY. HE COULD HAVE SPIKED THE
FOOTBALL.
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT DEMOCRATS
IN DISARRAY, WE KNOW VOTERS ARE
CONCERNED ABOUT BIDEN.
I MEAN, THE FORMER PRESIDENT IS
SURPRISE TO SEE HIM GOING
THROUGH THIS.
IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE about Democrats in disarray. We know voters are concerned about Biden. I mean, the former
president survived an assassination attempt that rallies, of course, people to his side.
And we thought it was going to be a different kind of speech. We thought he was going to
really make an appeal to moderates, independent voters.
But after about the first 20
minutes it was so clearly not
that.
I mean, he reverted back to his
typical talking points.
Incredibly offensive, flat out
false language about immigrants.
Americans care about those people who are in power and IN THE BORDER. HE IS A VERY DANGEROUS PRESIDENT.
HE HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT
IMMIGRANTS AT MANY POINTS,
INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE, FLAT OUT
FALSE LANGUAGE ABOUT
IMMIGRANTS.
AMERICANS CARE ABOUT THE
BORDER BUT WHEN HE VEERS INTO THAT LEVEL OF CONVERSATION I THINK IT'S A MISTAKE. THE LANGUAGE THAT WAS
APPEALS TO DEMOCRATS,
RUNNING FOR MASS DEPORTATIONS
ROUNDING UP MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
RETRIBUTION, DARK LANGUAGE ABOUT
THE COUNTRY SWEEPING ATTACKS ON
DEMOCRATS.
IT'S FRANKLY NOT THE LANGUAGE or independent voters. There was very little policy discussion,
so again I think it was a missed opportunity on his part.
And Rachel let's stay on Trump for
a moment because we know campaigns are not just built
around the candidates but also their
opponents, so how areans now responding to the democrats effort
to push biden out well look by i'm sorry look republicans actually want biden to be atop
the ticket uh because they think they can actually beat him
and that he's the best person
that they have the opportunity to take down.
So you have two efforts sort of going on behind the scenes.
Number one, you have this talk about suing to keep Biden
on the ballots in these swing states
Republicans think that there are a number of local
laws and regulations they can sort of look
to point to to try to use
the legal system to keep Biden atop the ballot.
Hmm...
That's weird. Perhaps that should be
an inclination for those
who are still holding out.
I'm just saying, perhaps any sound-minded person who wants the Democrats to win or at least
the Republicans to not win
would look at this
motivation from the Republican
Party and go, hmm.
Maybe the candidate is not the best possible candidate.
You're kicking Joe Biden while he's bravely battling COVID?
It is true. I am doing that, I don't care.
Even if he tries to step aside and there's a second thing too
they are doing a bunch of opposition research right now behind the scenes just in case
I mean, you saw this happen a little bit at the convention this week. A lot of Republicans
attacking Vice President Kamala Harris just in case she's the person that ends up atop
the ticket.
But they're also looking into Gavin Newsom, Gretchen Whitmer and a few others
just in case they're the ones who are going to be the folks they stand off with.
All right. Rachel Bade and Mary Alice Parks,KS, THANK YOU BOTH SO VERY MUCH.
ALWAYS APPRECIATE YOUR ANALYSIS HERE.
FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP HEADS BACK OUT ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL TODAY AS THE REPUBLICAN
PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE.
HE'LL HOLD HIS FIRST RALLY SINCE THE SHOOTING THIS EVENING IN THE BATTLEGROUND STATE OF MICHIGAN. He'll hold his first rally since the shooting this evening in the battleground state of
Michigan.
And he will be accompanied for the first time by his vice presidential pick, Senator J.D.
Vance.
This follows his keynote speech Thursday night at the Republican National Convention.
Kaitlin Huey Burns joins us from Grand Rapids with more details.
Kaitlin, good morning. Good morning. Well this arena behind me is
where Donald Trump and J.D. Vance will be campaigning together for the
first time. Now, notably this event is going to be indoors and security is high.
You said for four years Harris has no charisma.
Do you really think she even has a chance against Trump?
Wait, Kamala Harris has no charisma.
You're not wrong.
Having said that, however, do you know who else has no charisma? Joseph Robinette
Biden, who can't even fucking speak clearly and yet he's still in a fucking 50-50 deadlock.
So, yeah, no, I think I'm going to take my chances with a person who can speak
with no charisma versus the person who can't speak with no charisma.
Heightened. As you can see behind me, people are already lining up THE PRESIDENT'S TICKET. I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO SEE
WHAT HE HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS
AND HOW IT IS HEIGHTENED.
AS YOU CAN SEE BEHIND ME,
PEOPLE ARE ALREADY LINING UP
TO SEE THE REPUBLICAN
PRESIDENTIAL TICKET. I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
HERE.
IN A RECORD 92
MINUTES, THE PRESIDENT OF
AMERICA HAS DETAILED
WHAT HE WANTS TO DO WITH
HIS LIFE.
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
HERE TONIGHT.
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
HERE. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A PUBLIC SETTING, I'm not supposed to be here tonight. Not supposed to be here.
In a record 92-minute long address
to the Republican National Convention,
Trump called for unity but also issued
a list of political grievances typical of his campaign rallies. THE PRESIDENT'S PARTY, WHICH IS A
CRIMINAL COUNTRY.
HE ALSO
ISSUED A LIST OF
POLITICAL GRIEVANCES
TYPICAL OF HIS
CAMPAIGN RALLIES
VENTURING OFF SCRIPT TO
CRITICIZE
PRESIDENT BIDEN.
THE DAMAGE THAT HE HAS DONE TO THIS COUNTRY THEIR PARTY IS UNTHINKABLE. IT'S UNTHINKABLE." WITH THE PARTY NOW UNITED
BEHIND THEM, TRUMP AND VANCE
ARE CAMPAIGNING TOGETHER FOR
THE FIRST TIME AS A
PRESIDENTIAL TICKET IN THE KEY
BATTLE GROUND STATE OF
MICHIGAN...A SIGN THEY SEE
THE MIDWEST AS THEIR
PATTERN OF THE WORLD.
VICE PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
SAYS HE THINKS THE
DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAS MADE THE RIGHT CHANGES key battleground state of Michigan, a sign they see the Midwest as their path to victory.
And on Friday Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky spoke by phone with Trump
calling it a very good phone call
and pledging to end the war in Ukraine if elected.
Thank God it wasn't a perfect phone call, am I right?
Last time he had one of those,
let's just say
it hurt him a little bit
later down the
line.
... line. A notable exchange given both Trump and Vance have been highly critical of sending aid to the country.
And after today, the campaign kicks into high gear with a slate of rallies scheduled for next week in Ohio, Virginia and North Carolina.
And two of those rallies will mark the first time J.D. Vance campaigned solo
as the vice presidential pick.
Dana?
All right, Caitlin Huey Burns, thank you.
The Secret Service is under intense scrutiny
following the attempted assassination of Donald Trump
at his Pennsylvania campaign rally one week ago following the attempted assassination of Donald Trump
at his Pennsylvania campaign rally one week ago.
Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheadle is set to testify
before the House Oversight Committee on Monday.
The committee's Republican chairman, James Comer and ranking Democrat Jamie Raskin
rejected Cheadle's request to testify later in the week. In a statement,
Comer called the shooting an historic security failure on the part of the Secret
Service. On Friday, funeral
services were held for the rally
goer killed in the shooting
firefighter Corey Comparator
Charlie DeMar was there and spoke to a doctor who treated COMPARATOR CHARLIE DEMAR WAS THERE AND SPOKE TO A DOCTOR WHO TREATED THE FORMER PRESIDENT
AT THE HOSPITAL.
A COMMUNITY IN MOURNING.
DOZENS OF FIRE TRUCKS FORMED A PROCESSION THROUGH FREEPORT, PENNSYLVANIA in mourning. Dozens of fire trucks formed a procession through Freeport, Pennsylvania
to honor 50 year old... Yeah it feels like a month has passed and it's literally on its seventh day.
The media cycle has been
so nutty
this past week that Donald Trump
was almost assassinated
seven days ago
at this point. Think about that. Only seven days ago at this point think about that only seven days ago dude THE FIREFIGHTERS WERE SHIELDED INTO A RALLY.
THIS IS AN EXPLOSION OF
THE FAMILY'S HOME.
.
.
THE RETIRED FIREFIGHTER AND FATHER WHO the fire. The man who was killed in a car accident
yesterday, his father, who
died shielding his family
from gunfire at Saturday's
rally firefighters from as
far away is Florida joined residents as his casket was THE FAMILY. HE WAS A GREAT FRIEND OF OUR
COUNTRY AND HIS WIFE.
HE WAS ALSO ONE OF THE
PEOPLE WHO HAD TO PUT ON THE
FLUG.
IT'S AN EMOTIONAL FEELING.
HE SERVED OUR COUNTRY.
HE SERVED HIS COMMUNITY AND
HIS FAMILY. HIS WIFE AND TWO ALSO PAYING TRIBUTE, FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP APPEARING ON STAGE THURSDAY NIGHT WITH COMPARATORS UNIFORM.
TRUMP KISSED HIS HELMET DURING A SPEECH AT THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION.
He lost his life selflessly acting as a human shield to protect them. THEIR LIVES. HE WAS A FIREFIGHTER,
HIT BY AN ARROW AND WENT TO
CONVENTION.
HE LOST HIS LIFE SELFLESSLY
ACTING AS A HUMAN SHIELD TO
PROTECT HIM FROM FLYING
BULLETS. man he was. Two other victims shot at the rally, 57-year-old David
Dutch and 74-year-old James
Copenhaver remain hospitalized
in serious condition
The former president was treated at Butler
Memorial Hospital. He did not require stitches. When I heard THE RALLY WAS A PART OF THE PROCESS.
HE SAID HE HAD BEEN
CONTACTED WITH THE SECRETS
SERVICE WHILE THE INDIVIDUAL
INDEPENDENT WAS TREATED AT
BUTLER MEMORIAL HOSPITAL, HE
DID NOT REQUIRE STITCHES.
WHEN I HEARD THE CALL YOU
ARE THINKING WORST-CASE
SCENARIO. DR. DAVID with the Secret Service well in advance of the rally.
It was surreal.
You know, you prepare for things like this,
you don't necessarily prepare to receive a president or former president.
A law enforcement source confirmed to CBS News
that just before the assassination attempt against Trump THE GUNMAN'S FATHER CALLED NIGHT.
BRO IS TALKING LIKE HE DID
OPEN HEART SURGERY ON TRUMP.
HE GAVE HIM A BANDAID, BRO. He gave him a band-aid, bro.
You gave him a band-aid.
That's it.
It's not even a joke.
That's literally what the procedure was he didn't even need
stitches they gave him a napkin and a band-aid and we're like here you go mr president Mr. President.
That's crazy, dude.
I mean this man has so much plot, it pisses me off honestly.
Like this motherfucker got up like this mother got a cool ass injury.
With like basically nothing,
no health complications,
it could have gotten so much worse if he had just been able to get out of Basically nothing. Like, no health complications,
nothing... It could have gotten so much worse for him.
Even if he did survive,
it could have been so much worse for him.
Real main character shit right here.
I mean,
I'm serious.
Yeah. He got COVID right before an election though.
So don't forget that and lost and that lost it for him.
So bad things do happen to him.
Yeah, Look who has
COVID now though. God was like,
yo my bad Trump.
I got you this time homie.
That's what God's saying now, okay?
9-1-1. Concerned THE SHOOTER. HE WAS ABLE TO GET INTO THE BUSINESS AND HE DIDN'T WANT
ANYTHING ELSE TO HAPPEN.
THAT'S WHAT GOD IS SAYING NOW,
OKAY?
911 CONCERNED ABOUT HIS
SON AND HIS WHEREABOUTS. WE HAVE ALSO LEARNED is gaining access to encrypted sites that the shooter may have used.
For CBS Saturday Morning, I'm Charlie DeMar, Butler Pennsylvania. And now to the Israel Hamas war. Tel Aviv was struck with what people thought
was a car bomb originally.
It turns out it was a drone strike.
It was a drone, okay?
Now that was unique. People were like, damn damn it must be Hezbollah right?
It must be Hezbollah because...
Because... Sorry because
sorry
it must be Hezbollah
because like they had
drone footage over whatever I myself
thought maybe it is Hezbollah,
maybe it's retaliation.
And then out of nowhere
it's the motherfucking Houthis dude
out of nowhere they're like
no actually we did that shit
they sent a goddamn drone
that penetrated
Israeli air defenses
Incredible
Like that's unheard of Okay? That's unheard of, okay?
That is unheard of.
One person died in Tel Aviv.
I think one person was injured
but it's like
crazy to think
this is a completely new
planet we're living on.
Straight up. straight up
completely new planet like that's it's over
like this destroys the security veil
that,
uh,
that the Israeli government desperately wants to maintain so goddamn hard.
Yeah. Who are these claims? yeah Houthis claimed
that an hour
after called it
a quality strike
I think seven
people were injured
overall
and one of those
ended up dying
yeah
one person died
I thought it was
one person injured
but I guess
seven people got injured.
No, it was not a tiny drone.
It was a big drone.
It was a drone that has like
I guess the footprint of like a car.
It was pretty massive.
I bet you they weren't even doing it to defend
Palestine? Fuck you mean they weren't doing it
to defend Palestine? They have been very open
about their motivations
from the jump.
Like, there is no reason
to make false inferences
... make false inferences.
They had these targeting capabilities, it seems.
They've never applied them.
They've never utilized them.
I suspect that what they have to say on the matter is somewhat important, you know what I mean?
And they say it all the time!
They keep saying like, no we're doing this because Israel's doing genocide in
Gaza which is true he's really is doing genocide in Gaza
the rebels are claiming responsibility for the drone strike near the US Embassy
in Tel Aviv one person was killed eight others injured
in the attack this is the first time the Iran-backed militants are known to have hit Tel Aviv signaling
what could be a major escalation in the region.
ABC News foreign correspondent Britt Clennett
is in Jerusalem now following the very latest.
Britt, what more do we know
about how the Houthis carried out this attack
and Israel's response here? Because how was
this drone not detected any earlier?
Well I think that's a question
that a lot of Israelis, especially in Tel Aviv are asking.
The Israeli military says it's investigating why as you say
it did not identify attack or intercept this iranian-made drone it was an attack on tel
aviv which as you say that houthis claim responsibility for. But these questions are
mounting. Why no sirens? Why no one detected this coming from miles away? Israel really prides
itself on its air defense system Not just the famous Iron Dome
but it has other layers of
air defense too. But in this case
it failed and that led to the most
serious attack in Tel Aviv since
October 7th triggering really a sense of
unease when there has been a relative
calm and security in the city.
And so there are worries among residents
of more to come with the Houthis
vowing to continue these kinds of attacks, Gio.
And when you just said October 7th Britt I mean this reminds us that we are now
nine months into this war. You just spoke to a former IDF soldier, what did they tell you? Yuval
Grein is a former IDF combat medic he's one of the very few Israeli soldiers who
have served in Gaza to speak out publicly
against the Israel-Hamas war.
Now, he told us we had to put our pressure into finishing this war.
Let's take a listen to what he had to say.
Why are you speaking out?
We have to agree to a deal that would say
all the hostages will be released and the war will end
and Israel won't be able to further keep it
because this is horrible.
Palestinians have been dying.
The destruction I've seen in Gaza
is just behind every imagination.
You can't imagine it.
Now, Green's frustration over the lack of progress on
the hostage deal is widely shared in Israel
and it comes as Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
is expected to travel to the US next week.
It's a trip hosted by the Republicans,
but he is expected to speak in Congress
on Wednesday and there has been
a lot of positive rhetoric from the US side
towards getting this ceasefire and hostage deal done,
but here on the ground there's far less optimism with some Israelis accusing
the PM of dragging his feet.
So many people suffering and thinking about how to move forward here.
Britt Clinton, as always thank you so much for your reporting there in Israel.
Welcome back I want to bring you an update
to that breaking news just a short while ago about
reports of strikes on
oil refinery. Do you think
they will ramp up attacks on Yemen now?
Well, you have your answer. Israel strikes
launched against Houthi-led Yemeni city day after the Tel Aviv attack. THEIR FAMILY. THEY WERE IN A STATE OF
CONFIDENCE THAT THIS WASN'T
JUST A TRIP TO HADEDA, BUT
ISRAEL STRIKES LAUNCHED AGAINST
YEMENI CITY DAY AFTER THE
TELEVIVE ATTACK.
IT'S IN THE PORT CITY OF they in fact were behind those strikes. In a statement,
they said that a short while ago
IDF jets struck military targets
of the Houthi terrorist regime
in the area of Hudaydah
in Yemen
in response to hundreds of attacks
carried out against the state
of Israel in recent months. The
statement continues, there is no change
in the Home Front Command's defensive guidelines
In the case of a change to these guidelines I'll update
the public accordingly. Of course the hooties were blamed
for a strike that hit tel aviv a drone strike they killed at least one person and the youths
have of course been continually attacking international shipping in around the red sea they say
in solidarity with the situation in gaza it is reported this is the first time
that israel has struck yemen uh in response to some of those ongoing
Houthi attacks. Of course, Yemen is over
1,000 miles from Israel
but the IDF confirming that fighter jets
struck military targets
in the port city
The one speed targets in the port city. Yeah, um,
the one speed
that America,
the coalition forces
and like Israel has
is basically this, right?
They just keep bombing Yemen.
When all else fails
let's just fucking blow up
their infrastructure like they blew up the port.
Okay?
And it's like...
Dude.
It didn't work!
Why are you guys...
Like, why are you guys...
Even if you don't care about
the human beings, right?
I don't know why they just keep doing this.
Like they're like, oh, eye for an eye.
Fuck you.
We're always going to escalate.
You know, you fucking droned us.
How dare you?
That was embarrassing.
That was disrespectful
like we're just gonna obviously respond uh with much with orders of magnitude worse
all right yeah today to who these found out and it's like dude i don't think
i don't think posting through
it is going to help you especially
when you're basically destroying
especially when you are basically destroying the notion that you
can keep Jews safe in Israel okay and they just keep fucking blowing up Yemen.
And it's like, dude,
they were genocided.
When is the 2v2?
Oh, it's happening very soon.
I'm going to leave in a second.
Yeah, the strike did not target Houthis but Yemeni infrastructure generally is in line with Israeli
military doctrine permitting mass retaliation against civilian infrastructure to punish militant attacks.
The Dahiya Doctrine, it is an adaptation of the old European colonial practice."
That's it.
Is the Dahiya Doctrine effective? Doesn't seem to be, in sense Hezbollah.
Dahiya is a Beirut suburb obliterated by the IDF during 2006 war, emerged from the conflict more determined and powerful.
That said, until recently there was a balance of deterrence that has held since 2006.
And it's like you're doing that but all
you're doing in this situation is galvanizing on side of law.
People are not going to look at this and go
oh, you know
I actually feel as though
Israel struck my
fucking port because of
the Houthis and I hate them now. No, they're going to be like
I hate you and now I hate
you fucking more. but similarly won't the Tel Aviv attack galvanize IDF no you want to know why because well one
the idea is already maxed out on the galvanization.
So that's number one.
What are they going to fucking want to do genocide extra hard?
They're already fucking...
That's it.
Like, that's the most you can do is genocide to a population.
That's number one. Number two... the most you can do is genocide to a population.
That's number one.
Number two, no, that kind of attitude,
that kind of violence that they actually experience
is unique
and it actually ends up causing
significant political consequences.
Israelis are comfortable, okay?
At the end of the day,
the IDF is comprised of reservists that are otherwise like marketing managers
and fucking executives
and DJs, okay?
People who operate pizza shops called Dance Party.
Those are the dudes who are fucking
not really super invested in going into war
but now they feel as though
they have to, okay?
They're comfortable bullies.
The Yemeni population all they know is death and destruction they've never known a different reality they literally overcame genocide in the midst of a civil war.
So, like for them, it's another Tuesday.
You know what I mean?
All they know is fighting back.
This gives them a sense of honor and a
sense of purpose it only reaffirms their commitment same thing
goes with the lebanese whereas
whereas Whereas... This is their response to it?
I mean, yeah. This is like... I think this is their response to it i mean yeah this is like
i think this is the older one but it doesn't matter
ansarallah plays by different rules compared to the other non-state actors
in the axis it's hard to believe that Israel
strike on Yemen sought to restore its deterrence
when it's widely known that the Houthis are not
constrained in the same way other actors in the resistance
Axis are, nor do they subscribe to
the same rules of engagement or red lines as Iran or Hezbollah.
It's very unlikely their imminent response will be limited to the subthreshold level
as yesterday's North Shore like on television demonstrates but will entail more vertical
escalation.
Their retaliation will potentially target non-military sites in Israel,
mirroring Israel's targeted civilian infrastructure
today. Given that Israel must have
anticipated all this, its actions today appear to be
guided by political theater and domestic posturing
—in other words, political political bankruptcy that part is also correct
because the yemeni population have nothing to lose you know what i mean they've lost everything
already i don't think we understand from the comfort of our homes in the Western world
what it looks like to be
a person who's 18, 19 years old
and since you were
11 all you have seen is bloodshed
in your country and mass famine and genocide.
Okay?
And you see that,
and then you're like, well this American
backed the genocide occurred to me,
okay, and at that time it was the saudis and the uae now what what is this
hezbollah knows they can't overextend to Yemen
as does PISRIL.
This is a reason
militant groups like the Houthis are dangerous
They don't necessarily respond to the best interests of the country
they reside in, but just in response
to the ideology
that they follow.
In this case,
a rightful hatred
of Israel's actions
but it's probably bad
for Yemen in the long run.
What are you talking about?
Their commitment
to resisting against Israel's genocide by blocking off the Red Sea has been roundly celebrated, both in Yemen where all of the other actors that were previously working over one another to murder each
other basically came together and we're like no
we're under the guidance of ansara law on this
we all resist against israel together so you're actually wrong on that front
anyway. So there is a lot of consensus.
The Air Force's initial investigation claimed the drone was spotted by the system but wasn't intercepted
due to human error at the operation room? I mean, we'll see.
We should I mean, we'll see.
We shall see.
But ultimately this is
worst consequences for Israel
I don't know where they're getting the confidence
that they're gonna be fine,
and like no more severe punishments will occur.
No more escalation will come from the Yemeni side.
They were just going to retaliate.
They're fucking crazy.
Bro, they've been capturing ships
in the Red Sea
and logging that shit down
with zero consideration for their own safety or security like they have
nothing to lose I don't know I don't know why you undermine a group of people
who very clearly demonstrate that they have nothing to lose and
they want one thing. And one thing only, especially when that one thing that they want
is on ironically a good thing, okay?
Like
stopping
Israel's ethnic cleansing campaign in Gaza
is a good thing, okay?
The abolition of the apartheid
regime is a good
thing
these are good
things that they
are advocating for
you might not agree
with all the other
stuff I certainly don't
I don't like their campaign
I don't like their sloganeering
right
but ultimately what they're doing
in this circumstance
is an increase of pressure and a way –
In the same way to try and democratize the violence that Israel's dishing out.
And especially when you have
a group of people who are,
you know, used to just going
to the fucking nightclubs
and eating falafels
and going to the fucking beach
and then all of a sudden they are reminded that there's
a war going on, well that changes
the dynamic for the entire population
don't you think?
For people in Yemen, they know there's a war going on all the fucking time.
That's all they've known.
That's all they've experienced for people in Gaza.
They know there's a war going on.
That's all they know.
That's all they've experienced.
They know that there's a genocide happening right now.
People in Israel do not think about the genocide they're engaging in.
All of sudden, this causes them to maybe reconsider it.
The more costly Israel's genocide becomes for Israel, and this is precisely the reason why I was advocating
for America to apply more pressure from the jump in an effort to save the Israeli civilians lives.
Okay?
But yeah,
the more pressure launches against Israel
the worst things become for them.
Here is
the last thing I want to talk about before I go ball.
UN top court,
the international court of justice says the Israeli occupation of
Palestinian territories is illegal.
Welcome back to BBC News.
In the last few minutes,
the UN's top court,
the International Court of Justice
has delivered an advisory opinion
outlining that Israel's settlement
of Palestinian territories are in breach
of international law. Now, it had been examining the issue since
the beginning of last year. I think we can take a quick listen now to that opinion
being given live.
The court considers it important to stress, as it did in
its whole advisory opinion...
There's also a three-minute ad break coming for you right now at the top of the hour
there's no
advisory opinion beyond the fact that if
you subscribe for $5 or for free, you won't
be able to see the ads so that's a good thing
yeah well this won't change anything are you kidding me dude
this is a huge deal this is another big fucking deal it's a massive point of pressure
this calls into question the trade negotiations,
and the trade relationships that international countries
like countries all around the world have with Israel.
This is I think significantly more consequences than like the human rights watch and Amnesty International calling Israel an apartheid state. Because of this, you no longer – like Rome's statute countries are going to think twice
before trading with Israel
if an Israeli
company has any
investment
in the West Bank,
because it is completely...
It completely fucking goes against international law.
You cannot- It's basically like working
with the Russian government right?
Or with Russian companies.
I quote,
the urgent necessity
for the United Nations
as a whole to...
It also gives people more...
it also gives nations
like entire states more confidence to be able
to say yeah we're not doing this anymore. Like there will be someone said
Pakistan is considering boycotting Israel now because of
this and it's like, it's countries
like that
that were maybe in the margins
that now have some level
of clarity on this matter
where they can just go, nah, no, fuck that.
Anyway, I'm changing because
I'm going to get ready for a ball right now.
...doubled its efforts to bring the Israeli-Palestinian conflict...
Well that is the court giving its opinion live there in The Hague
and want to leave that momentarily and just bring
our security correspondent Frank Gardner into this,
and Frank explain to viewers at home what exactly
the court has been looking into because it's important to underline
that this is going on since before the october 7th
uh attacks by hamas and the start of the gaza war including it's right so this is
this is the international court of justice not not the International Criminal Court.
It's issuing an
advisory. It is not legally binding
but it will be seen as a basis
for international law and
its examining the legality
of Israel's occupation
of Palestinian territory since 1967
particularly focusing
on the West Bank and East Jerusalem
and settlements therein. And it's a pretty damning verdict on Israel's
actions and policies there. I'm just going to... because this is incredibly legalese
and as you can imagine there was a big preamble as to what
the framework of their work has been.
This is delivered by the spokesperson for 15 judges.
They've been examining this since 2022.
They took evidence throughout February from around 50 countries, and their
conclusions in brief are that Israel's policies and practices are in breach of international
law. The continued presence of Israel in the occupied territories is illegal,
and they call on Israel to cease all new settlement activity. It particularly focuses
on the settlements and treatment of Palestinians in those territories.
Now, Israel I think will – they're unlikely to accept this in the past that they have not accepted
the legality of rulings when it comes to their occupation in Palestinian territories
but I think it's a pretty hostile verdict for Israel on this. Okay Frank, well we
have to leave it there i'm afraid but Frank Gardner, thanks for giving that context on that ICJ ruling.
Thank you.
Now a Russian court has found...
The global computer crisis effects are still playing out around the world this morning, countless hospitals,
government agencies, airlines and other businesses struggling to get systems back online
all because of a software update from a company that's supposed to protect computer systems.
Let's get the latest now from Morgan Norwood from LaGuardia Airport.
Morgan, good morning.
Hey, good morning to you.
Yes, airports are mostly back online
but look as you pointed out
that travel nightmare continues
here at LaGuardia.
I've watched as the line kind of swells
and folks flocked
to the ticket counter here.
And I'm also tracking a number
of delays and cancellations. 43 cancellations, close to a dozen delays. But look, that's nothing compared to the thousands of flights that were scrapped yesterday, which in turn means today we expect airports from coast-to-co coast will be full of travelers scrambling
to get where they have to go. So yes, while we have seen an IT fix, the fallout continues.
This morning, airline passengers across the globe growing frustrated as the math THIS MORNING, AIRLINE PASSENGERS ACROSS THE GLOBE
GROWING FRUSTRATED AS THE
MASSIVE TECH DISASTER REACHES
INTO ITS SECOND DAY. SOME
PASSENGERS STILL STRANDED
SPENDING THE NIGHT AT
AIRPORTS... OTHERS WITH LONG LINES AND DELAYS. the airport. The flight was delayed until 11 o'clock, of
course we missed that because
we weren't off the plane in
time. In many airports what
should have displayed critical
flight information to travelers instead showing that so-called the airport. The flight was canceled, but it's not all
flights are canceled. It
shows many airports what
should have displayed critical
flight information to travelers
instead showing that so called
blue screen of death error
message off lights grounded today So far more than 3,000 cancellations. At LAX... luggage piling up from
cancelled flights.... and in the
Delta Lounge... Transportation
Secretary Pete Buttigieg spotted
waiting for his flight... but
the outage stretching far beyond travel
The Department of Homeland
Security saying the outage hit
911 dispatch centers in
multiple states and slowed
operations in at least a dozen
major hospitals. Allison
Ballas, whose father died
yesterday, said he was worried about his health and slowed operations in at least a dozen major hospitals.
Allison Ballas, whose father Gary had urgent open-heart surgery scheduled in Kentucky
after doctors discovered eight of his arteries were blocked
but early Friday morning the hospital abruptly postponing the surgeries the surgery. The doctor says he's been in a lot of trouble
with his heart and lungs,
especially when some of his
arteries were blocked but early
Friday morning, the hospital
abruptly postponing the
surgery so you do all this
preparation for this life saving surgery just to be told but on hold. It really is a roller coaster,
I already knew waking up with some anxiety
you know a text message is gonna be there
and you hope it's just he's gone into surgery
it's going well
But instead it was There's a global outage he can't go the outage trace back to what was intended to be a routine software update issued by CrowdStrike, a cybersecurity firm. Instead, the update base sent out crashed machines running on Microsoft Windows. CrowdStrike's CEO quashed fears about a targeted attack. To be clear it was not a cyberattack, it was a content bug or update that we sent out
that we identified and we rolled back.
Banks and businesses also affected,
shippers UPS and FedEx warning customers
the software outage could lead to delayed package deliveries,
triggering another round of
disruptions for Americans as
they scramble to recover.
Meanwhile CrowdStrike says
that they are committed to
transparency and that they plan
to share with customers what
they know about their
technology and how it can be used in a more efficient way And meanwhile, CrowdStrike says that they are committed to transparency and that the plan to share with customers how this happened and steps to prevent this from happening again.
Meanwhile if you are traveling, if you'd like to avoid the chaos it's best to check with your airline before showing up here
to the airport. Gio? Just unbelievable. I couldn't even get my computer started this morning,
Morgan. Thank you so much. Lost to an update, but like honestly classic
Microsoft.
Okay?
Classic forcing
motherfuckers the update.
Are you streaming the ball? Yes, I am.
I am now going to switch over
to the IRL
I mean
I'm not gonna switch over to the IRL yet but
I'm saying like I'm gonna
play you guys like a video that will
play here so you guys can watch imit and it was not Microsoft. Okay, sorry, it was CrowdStrike.
It was fully on Crowdstrike
It was not Microsoft Fucking CrowdStrike
pulling a Microsoft
and forcing motherfuckers to update
Still Microsoft's fault in my opinion you will never convince me otherwise
Should I just keep the Trump rally going
for all the fucking news
perverts while I'm on
the way?
No,
I'm not going to do that.
No, because I don't know when it is going to end
and when it is going to end.
And China and Russia were unaffected
an unexpected benefit of technological sovereignty
um sovereignty marks out of measure massive azure uh outage okay um i I'm going to take
Kai with me as well. We're late.
We're actually very late right now.
So
let me see what I can play here.
Probably the last Fear End episode with Lily.
That's usually the best possible thing to go with.
Um, that's usually what I do.
Are we ready to go March?
Alright, we're ready. Okay!
See you on the other side everybody everybody I'm gonna turn on the camera when we're getting closer to the target and we're going to be playing 2v2 pickup basketball me and lud 10k on the line against phase I just ate a shit ton of
chicken probably not the best idea right before I play basketball but I think it'll be all right
um it'll be playing this video will be playing while I'm driving for a little bit,
and then when I get to the fucking courts,
ready to ball the fuck up.
I mean, even before we get there
We'll do that
Um
Uh
We'll switch it over
Bad, huh?
No
The fucking
The
Oh Let's get excuses out of the way Yeah I in the...
Oh, let's get excuses out of the way. Yeah, I know, I know.
I got my knee pads and
everything.
This is crazy. I can't believe about what
I'm about to say.
What if he did have like a spiritual awakening
getting shot in the head blank no like what if he was like i'm gonna be nice nice and I don't want fascism anymore. Welcome to the Fear Ant Podcast.
I'm your guest, Lily Pichu, and I'm here with Austin show Alexa show boy boy wait what you're
oh technically you are yeah Yeah, that's right.
I'm a boy-boy.
This is Boy-Boy and I'm I did a thing.
Ready to do some wacky
engineering adventures today.
Boy, do we have an episode lined up for you guys? Thank
you Lily for coming on and immediately
as a professional, as a consummate professional
starting the podcast because we usually have a hard
time figuring out how to actually start
the pod. I mean, I usually started it.
I don't know why that's a hard time.
We also did go through not the direct line of communication where
I could just like text you and be like, Hey,
you want to come on the pod?
And I think we went through your PR.
My brother. Yeah. we went through your PR.
My brother, yeah.
We went through your management. Did you find that odd Lily that we went through?
And by the way if I don't look at Lily guys
it's because this is my bad side. This is also
my bad side. So we're both going so we are both gonna we're gonna be like yeah
yes it's going to be interesting you guys look right on the panel
what so do you feel as if it was odd that we reached out to
you via your brother?
You know what,
it is kind of... Anyone could have just DM'd me.
I know. We're a professional podcast as well.
We are a professional podcast.
We had a PR person. Well, had
because I don't think we're gonna continue yeah, we fired them
This is something that we should be talking about publicly more sure do they even watch?
That's why it's my brother. No
Bring us guys and all the gas they brought were people
that we just like had direct communication
to. He didn't DM
us. He shouted at
us. Get in there! Yeah, that's right, he did.
So folks, if you haven't noticed, we brought back our two
friends from Australia.
They flew all the way back here.
Beautiful.
That was really good.
That was was really good. That's better than all the others.
Maccas?
That was really good.
Is that not it?
It's correct, like spelling in theory.
Maccas!
Rootin'.
Beautiful. Rooting. Beautiful. It means getting fucked.
I usually say just root.
Really?
So you can say like, I'll root you that's like oh fuck that's what it is.
Do you say it like that?
Is that what you're saying? You should say like... Can you say it like that? Is that what you say?
You just say, do you root?
It's a weird question.
It means I want to have sex with you but the question is, do you have sex?
Root.
That's interesting.
Wow.
It's coming up in my head now. you but the question is do you have sex really that's interesting it's kind of forcing someone
having sex with you because i have to admit that they don't have sex
wow that seems problematic
it's just outside of the question like you very problematic
it's just outside of the question like
you either have sex which means you're
gonna have sex with me or you just don't
have sex at all and then then you get
made fun of yeah
yes Oh, virgin. It's a trap!
Sometimes it's just easy to
unsick for someone, you know?
People are going to call me a virgin.
I get that.
Anyway, listen, let's address the elephant in the room
okay
out of respect
for Lily Pichu who is a registered
Republican, I'm going to try to keep
the politics to a bare minimum here.
I would appreciate it.
The 45th President of the United
States of America, Donald
John Trump was
shot in a Pennsylvania rally.
In the ear?
In the ear,
he'd get the bullet grazed him by the grace of God as people are saying.
Yeah.
Did you see that photo where he's like bad or something?
It looked fucking dope.
It's like an album cover.
Yeah, it's like a photo.
With the flag
waiting in the background?
So he gets hit
with a bullet
in his ear
and I don't even think
until
I saw
the coverage
afterwards how close it was he literally turned his head a fraction of an
inch and that bullet had he not turned his head we would be having a very different conversation
i'm really animated talking about how like immigrants are doing so much crime that he was
bobbing his head. He told
his doctor that he was looking
at the immigration chart
and was looking at it for reference
because of that,
what if immigrants saved his life? now he's actually pro-migrant
or he's going to use the fact that he was looking at that policy at the same time
to justify the policy it was like. Oh no, they are saying that.
Like everybody in Republican, including Willie Pichu I assume
is saying God
saved Donald Trump which is weird because like someone else
died behind Trump so I guess
like God directed the bullet away from the god king emperor himself and into
the brain of a peasant behind him.
God hated that guy.
Yeah, yeah.
God was like this is the guy.
Lily what was your impression when that happened?
Where were you? My heart stopped. heart stopped did it really oh yes of course
it was very hard for me i was in traffic and immediately started texting
like to be no memes inside i remember seeing all of twitter people just started tweeting
like every single tweet was about that and i looked it up holy we're living through
history right now yeah and you turned on the tv no oh okay i did well I was in traffic
I don't unless somebody of the president United States kitchen or tune into
iTunes literally I kid you not no cnn yes and hassan so i popped on the news
and flipped over my laptop because twitch doesn't have an app on my
television so i flip open the laptop, turn on
Hasan Abiy because I need to hear
your commentary over the news
because your commentary
over the news is better than the
news. Yeah, I like
him as a commentator.
I couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic or not.
I'm being genuine. Like, I'm genuinely
probably one of his biggest fans. Okay.
Do you like him as a friend? Sorry? Do I like him as a friend though do i like
him as a friend yeah no we definitely like each other as
a friend but if he wasn't cool and political commentator we probably
wouldn't be friends with you okay wow okay that's
like I'll be honest is him being famous definitely helps our relationship
no not me being famous is giving you zero benefit
what do you mean it's giving what giving... Oh, I guess the podcast.
Yeah, I wasn't even thinking about that.
No, Hassan and I
I don't know, we would have ran into
each other at a frat party or something, probably. Frat party?
Yeah, absolutely not. He was...
I love talking about this. His college
years were spent with him going to
Applebee's and having his same drink
at the same time every day by himself. Yeah,
I used to drink milkshakes with Applebee's.
Did you have a good college experience
Lily? I went to community college.
Oh, so no. So you were
at home? I was at home.
No. What about you So you were at home? I was at home.
What about the dorm experience?
Yeah, mine was great!
Do y'all have college degree stuff?
I do.
What did she major in?
Political science.
You did the same thing as me!
I know it may shock you, but I have a Bachelor's in Business Administration.
That's not shocking at all, I know.
A lot of people don't
know that I'm educated.
It's hard to tell.
But you dropped out. Oh, I did nursing teaching social work
All of them all through those things you be horrible I reckon I'll be a good social worker yeah yeah that's what i was planning to do
in social work as well i would like you know like befriend the kids and make them trust me by
committing crimes with him that was
yeah but then we dropped out tonight went to north korea
yeah what a bridge yeah that was it they did
that's how that's why I know them yeah oh yeah
I watched the documentary getting a haircut in North Korea like years before I ever actually met seriously
they went to North Korea yeah we can watch it if you want no not right now
we have Lily on the podcast and then we're going to watch a three-hour
documentary i didn't mean yourself you're south korean my favorites want to go into uber and
they're like where are you from um i'm korean and they're like what where are you from? I'm Korean. And they're like, what kind of Korean
are you?
Do they say that?
Are there a lot of North Koreans?
Which Korea are you from?
And I'm like, South.
Surely they've never gotten a different answer no what if the uber drivers that are driving her around our base they're like actually i'm a korea unifier
and therefore it's all korean technically you should just tell them that
you're from North Korea and see what they say um just be like what city in Korea if
I'm just like Pyongyang
now you don't want to and just see what they do. I,
no.
No?
You don't want to fuck with them?
It's such a ridiculous
question to ask though.
Well,
I don't think it's like
some,
I think a lot of the time
it's not out of
ill intention. It's just like ignorance
where they genuinely don't know and they just
want to know.
There's a lot of people out there, you know?
I don't think they've ever met
someone from North Korea unless it's like Yami parks
Really think I'm really far right there are people out there who really think I'm,
like, really far right. Trump's a Florida evil bitch.
Uh, I stole from Mr Beast. Like, there's just rumors...
Wait!
I abused Michael. There's so many rumors.
This happens— it's amusing
to do this to very sweet people.
I'm really an evil bitch.
Yeah!
You get to know me a little bit more?
Like, I think it's funny to like
you know Tina Kitten. Oh she's so cute. Like, I think it's funny to like...
You know Tina Kitten. Oh she's so sweet!
She's like a baby kitten!
It's funny you say that Tina is evil behind the scenes.
Yeah, yeah, she's a terror.
She beamed me! Yeah. She's like, yeah. She's a terror.
Yeah, she's a terror.
She beat me.
But the drama is that I was by way of my man...
Slip in. This is my main... Swapping it over.
Alright, let's see how bad the audio is. We're back.
Okay well is we're back okay well all right currently we're on our way to ball the frick up you won't be able to see anything you're only seeing March's
beautiful chest and groin region um i don't know how
chat is responding to that it sounds good does this sound good chat they're saying
it's perfect okay we, we actually had to...
We were worried about the audio because March is not always very good at his job. Let's be real.
He pops off in moments that matter but he's inconsistent hitter.
What the fuck? That's not true at all.
He doesn't have the clutch gene and he's an inconsistent hitter
Can they even...
Okay, sometimes he's clutch
but he's inconsistent in his pop-off
moments too.
You know?
But overall...
Overall I think this is one of those moments where he's popping He's poppin' off
He's working on the dingiest handle of all time.
The dingiest camera handle of all time.
I don't know where my other camera handle went.
I fear that it's the Australian's fault. You can never get 70. didn't never
point really
it's back?
Alright, well...
Is it back on the screen?
Oh, it's back.
Okay. Well, good to know. oh it's back okay well good good start good start to the
irl explore the the irl
exploration part of the stream.
It's CrowdStrike, they're coming after me
Okay I think you can show me for a second here
it's fine
okay, ah tens and twos
baby, ya already know
Wait hold on, I still have 1K.
Let's wait until it climbs back up.
Okay well...
Yeah keep driving.
No, I was going to stop.
I was about to stop.
I'm's stop driving
okay it's picking back up
transit in a third world country like Los Angeles, California is always going to be a little finicky when it comes to the internet because obviously our infrastructure is dog
water.
I'm talking Rwanda, actually worse than Rwanda
because Rwanda has seemingly revitalized quite a bit
in an excellent manner so much so that England is like
oh yeah let's let's send every Currently on my way to a random basketball court where I will be facing off in a 2v2 best it died again
basketball pickup game i don't know if they heard any of that
it's effing again triceps are crazy though
i can't look because i'm driving. But thank you for
Thank you for wanting to show me
This is what I mean when I said
You're an inconsistent hitter dude
You're an inconsistent hitter
You know the rules man I've been banned before by toys like way back in the day
for like putting my phone on my lap when i was streaming from my phone because
i didn't want to show where i lived because I had stalkers and doxors
And all of that.
And Twitch was like, how dare you do such a thing?
When the car was parked
and stopped
and the keys weren't out of the ignition but the car was parked and stopped.
Anyway...
Ladies and gentlemen I'm currently in transit on Oh, okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm currently in transit on my way
to ball like it's
not just a hobby but a mere occupation
that is more
than an occupation. It's my life.
Ball is Life is the name of the game.
Currently, I'm on my way to go play 2v2 pickup basketball with the Faze Boys
Two new Faze recruits are going to be put through the fire against former champions of basketball, NCAA Division I varsity all-star athlete,
five star camp athlete Ludwig Ogren.
The white mamba as they call him but the real
white mamba closer to Kobe than him. But the real white mamba.
Closer to Kobe than he is to Scalabrini.
Okay?
Closer than Scalabrini
is to LeBron James.
The white mamba.
What is happening here?
Fucking Los Angeles drivers, Jesus Christ
And also myself
FaZe, HaSea, FaZe911
Hasan Hasanabi Piker.
We are going to be battling a battle of wits,
a battle of athleticism,
a battle of composure,
a battle of endurance, a battle of endurance. A battle
of age and experience over beauty and
youth.
I don't know what the fuck i'm saying
right now but we're playing against the
FaZe boys. FaZe Jason The Wee-Wee
and also phase
plaque boy max now much has been said
about this matchup for the past couple
of weeks
ok a lot of shit has been
flung in either direction.
Jason said, I'm like a special teams
Draymond Green
and then I think he said. I can't remember.
No, he said something else
but I don't remember anyway.
Doesn't matter.
I didn't really talk shit about. to be desired. On the other hand, we do have like I said our secret weapon Ludwig white mamba
augren I'm a little nervous i will admit
because i just ate approximately one pound of straight white chicken breast to be technical
to be completely correct 12.4 ounces not 16 ounces if you make it a pound 12.4 ounces, not 16 ounces if you make it a pound.
12.4 ounces of straight white chicken
breast. I had some garlic on
the side. I had some hummus.
It's swirling around
in my tummy right now. It's not a problem for me as a Turkish man, the Turkish genes will kick in I hope
As a Turkish man I think it'll give me more power and more endurance
More resilience and more endurance, more resilience
And we will prevail. Now Ludwig unbeknownst to me
also turns out
had some fun ideas.
One of the fun ideas that Ludwig
had was to put
some money on the line. I didn't know this
until last night. He came to me and he said,
hey by the way just just so you know,
The game is for $10,000 American.
I said what are you saying? What do you mean $10,000?
Yeah they put $10,000 online.
I thought, well, that's crazy.
I didn't hear about this.
I was not privy to this information prior.
And then I found out
that it was potentially Ludwig
who put the $10,000 forward.
So Ludwig's going to have to pay for it is what I'm saying if we lose.
But we won't lose.
We won't lose.
We will win.
So I guess I'll be getting the $10,000 if we win.
And Ludwig will be paying the $10,000 himself if we lose.
That's my opinion on the matter at least.
But yeah, I digress.
We're about to
make land.
Phase 9-11 is crazy.
Phase Hossie?
Phase 9-11? Wait, why not?
Like 911.
What do you mean phase 9-11 like...
...like the cops, the police.
I love law enforcement.
That's what it is.
You know what I mean?
Is everything good? Is it showing well?
Beat rate is good chat's happy chat's cozy
okay good Yep. They're loving it. Okay, good.
I can field questions from the chat if you have anything March.
Oh okay.
Looking good yeah looks good. W phase on 11. Yeah I'm trying to...
Yeah. Oh my god, it's a W. This is a W stream.
The most excellent W stream.
That's fine.
I'll give you guys a little bit of
a rundown of the players, I've watched some
of their clips, some on TikTok
I'll tell you this much, both Max and Jason
are going to be shorter than me.
I don't know how much shorter but
seemingly shorter than me.
However, Jason and Max are both decent shooters.
Max is actually a pretty good shooter. I will unfortunately have to cover
Max while Ludwig covers Jason because, you know, I guess he's decided that
I'm the better player.
So that's going to be a difficult matchup.
I think offensively we're both perfect counters for one another
in the sense that like I can post up on Max
but he can also always shoot off of me
and I'm gonna have to give him some distance
In order to make sure that he can't drive in, but if I give him some distance and if I don't engage in lockdown
defense, I suspect he'll be able to shoot with relative ease.
This, of course, is a problem.
So I'm going to have to guard him as best as I can
without blowing out my ankles,
blowing out my knees,
blowing out everything that I have.
So we shall see.
We shall see if it's even possible.
All right you hide the cam.
Chest cam. yeah maybe I hope we're not the first ones here because that would suck.. um Okay.
You good on there yeah
okay Okay, Kaia. Easy baby.
Where you going?
Oh my god I forgot Kaya's leash.
It's okay she is a big girl.
Kaya come!
That's crazy. I knew I was forgetting something.
I knew I was forgetting something,
I didn't realize it was fucking a whole ass leash.
Yeah Ludwig is here that's good. Only Ludd
Oh sorry Oh, sorry. oh my god i have a yeah do you want to put a mic on
I don't think you have to, but...
Man no one's got respect for time anymore man.
I know, I know. Oh my god!
Wait is this it?
It's not but you can use this. That's fine. This,
you could actually put up all the way you get it.
Kaya, come here!
Is there a licker?
Cool spot that we can put Kaya in?
The grass right there.
That's about it.
Maybe behind that dime thing.
She might be afraid of that... Right next to that trash can over there?
It's kind of a what you see is what you get I'm afraid of that. Right next to that trash can over there?
It's kind of a what you see is what you get, it's not like a secret area.
Okay.
It warmed up, man!
You put $10,000 on the line, Lud?
I don't actually know if it's 10K.
Jason said that offhand. I don't know how real that is. Oh, Jason suggested it. It wasn't you.
You just
gambled like 10 grand didn't you?
No, didn't you win on Blackjack or something?
Yeah yeah but that's a casino
I don't bet
thousands against people anymore
I usually bet like a dollar or an embarrassment.
But for this, I'm gonna put in a rag each
Some skin...
My boy's saying a rag each because he got cleaned out yesterday at the auction.
I guess, I guess I did too.
You also got how much you lose?
7.5
That was the legal eagle
cooking my ass directly though
that was a little different
Yo it is hot as fuck out here.
Like shockingly hot.
Why the fuck are we doing this at 4- oh because Ludd has to...
They moved it off and and then they wanted to move it back.
I'm trying not to go late.
Trying to fucking chill with my beautiful girlfriend.
But they ended getting their way because they just installed the car. I was chilling with your beautiful girlfriend earlier.
We just did a banger pod.
You're... So you're sick?
Yeah, I'm sick.
I am-
I just ate food
I worked out this morning
but that shouldn't be a problem
Just to be clear
you don't have an excuse here
I don't really have
that big of an excuse
No The only two people with excuses are me and Jason.
Yeah...
I'm sick and Jason's actually like- he did the challenge three days ago.
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck he was thinking. And he played basketball yesterday.
Yeah but not well apparently that's what people were saying.
Oh my god! Where's the trash up in here? Look, where is the trash?
Where's what? Oh there's one right there.
I was looking for trash. I gotta throw the Zin out.
You unironically doing Zins?
You a Zin guy now?
Yeah.
How the West is falling.
Oh shit.
Is this the best possible court here?
I mean, there's four.
What?
Yeah, I think so.
It's just sort of that.
I don't think it's that much difference.
I've warmed up.
I got my body loose.
Got my shot right.
That's right.
And I'm just ready to ball.
It's all I'm here to do.
When I come out to a court,
first thing I like doing
is just getting acclimated.
Finished it half hour ago. Don't show up 40 minutes late and then tell me how to warm-up!
Not me, I'm not telling you how to warm-up.
Kya go! Place!
It's too hot for you silly! What are you doing? Taya, go. Place!
It's too hot for you silly.
What are you doing?
No.
No it's too hot for you there.
Taya come here.
I really should have brought her a leash.
I'm worried. I really should have brought her a leash.
I'm worried.
Come here.
She might not like the noise.
It's a loud generator.
Right here, Lay down.
Down? Good girl!
Probably better for her.
Alright, we winning this?
Where are they?
They just left.
Oh that's what they said?
Yeah.
Are they far from here?
Nah not really. Nobody was honest with me Chet.
Hassan said he was 10 away, lie.
When I said I'm 10 away. Lie. I was literally...
When I said I'm 10 away,
lie.
I was literally...
Wait!
I said I was 10 away.
How far away was I?
Like 20?
12?
No, it's 20.
You said 10 away at 415 and you got here at 435
Look man, I've been here
I looked at the math
Tongue ticks slower when you're by yourself.
It's alright, look everyone gets here
we'll be good
I can't see shit on this side.
Yeah, the sun's bright and not gonna get less bright.
The conditions are not great.
I mean they're equal.
That's the beautiful thing.
They're equal between the two of us.
So we should be fine. Just get your shot right
Look I'll guard Max
Wait yeah
Well like
I'll guard him from
Like distance Like if he collapses in Yeah? Well, like I'll guard him from distance.
Like if he collapses in or beats me, he might out dribble me.
He's gonna out dribble you.
He's gonna out dribble me too.
But he shouldn't be able to out dribble you if you're blocking him in the paint
right like you should at least be able to have a like a block up well like i'll just over commit
on stopping him from taking threes. And I'm not really worried about
Jason's three today, like although
he is normally a threat
his shots can be really bad
I think our win con is forcing Jason to score like half their points.
Did you watch your match against RDC?
No, but it was Max with 12 right?
Yeah, Max took 12, right? Yeah.
Max took 12.
Jason did 1.
So it's like...
You know, I think if you just stop
Max from scoring 12
you're good. Now that's not easy but I feel fine over committing to stop the three. Even at the risk of him getting a drive.
Nope, that's lost. Oh no. Yay!
And then we win it, we win it for...
Who do you win this for?
We win it for uh...
For the Poggers people.
We win it for...
For, uh...
This one's...
Dan Clancy?
This one's for Dan Clancy.
He's a cracker team.
We win it for...
We win it for Crackers Worldwide?
What?
We win it for Crackers Worldwide?
Yeah.
Fake! Oh no.
Oh shit! Oh, shit.
No fancy passing.
Just solid fundamentals...
Some real lunch pail fighting... Intelligent basketball like white boy basketball all i am is hustle
and heart into that makes me a villain if so be it my jokes
About white boy basketball hit different when I'm playing with Ludwig.
Feel like then it's like no longer just they hit the same in the damn mirror what?
What do you got Turkish basketball?
How are the Turks doing in the Olympics? Are they in it?
Uh...
Are you allowed to say turks is that racist no
you can say turk i don't think they made it i mean sometimes you short a country name
doesn't work out good
turks and kink, is that their doing? No.
I think it's British territory.
Oh! Territory of the British. Oh, terrible shot. Alright, tell me this is a travel.
Ready?
So like I'm here right?
This my pivot?
Yeah. Okay. Let's go. So like I'm here, right? Is my pivot.
No you're good. Okay cool.
They'll let you do that.
That's one thing about Max he he calls stuff. A lot.
Oh he does? He's a caller?
He called...
He called a carry
A travel
A foul
He calls carries and travels and uh he called the one what is it two he just says stuff so he likes winning. That bad, huh?
Oh yeah! He's a man of pride.
Guy come here. Come here baby. Let me give me some water Oh, shit. Can you get up here? No.
No, Lex. Oh no!
Aw shucks. Sorry sorry!
Dude bro! My apologies Sorry about that.
Thank you!
Oh man.
That one might be better.
Yeah, but there's a guy on it.
We can ask him.
I mean, I'm not gonna kick them off now.
No, I'm saying when they get here. Sir?
I'm a sim man.
I don't complain!
Oh my god... Swap.
You can't be missing those. Look, sometimes you'll miss those.
Don't overexert yourself.
No I go high! I go big!
This is better outdoor ball. It's because it is an indoor ball that has been beat, so now
it has more grip somehow.
I don't know why.
It used to be the ball you have. Wait actually? Yeah it's an evolution
Nope
Oh sir Oh. Yes, sir. What do you think about our odds?
What?
How I feel about our odds.
How do I feel about our odds?
Yeah.
I don't think they're great.
It's dependent on our exertion and how smart we play.
Like, if we... exertion and how smart we play. Like if
we... Alright can I show you one of my plays?
Sure.
All right so like... Go ahead down!
No no, down. Down
So I get the ball off rip right?
Yeah
And then I go like this
Get ready for this
Put it on you Why did it get so dirty I'll do that. Check it out, check it out, check it out. Put the ball to you.
Shit why did it get so dirty?
I got the ball there and go boom!
Don't do that.
No no no.
I do that once right?
Now check it out, check it out.
Next possession, I check it up.
I go boom fake one two... Well you have to pass it out. I go boom, fake!
One two...
Well you have to pass it in so...
No you don't.
Yeah you do.
The way they play they don't but...
That's weird.
I like uh...
I like uh... I like, uh... I like that rule.
Not having to pass it in?
Yeah.
Bro, I wanna put fucking limiters on max!
I want to do three dribble... Uh-oh.
I want to do...
He made one in.
I want to do three dribble if possible.
Obviously it's not for
2v2 but
there's cake in there I think I like
no pass off rip or just being able to drive off of it but
I don't like shooting. Like, I don't like shooting a three
But I think driving's fine Just my zone right here
So every time be right here
That's crazy that they're still not here bro. They are an hour late! I know, they scammed me.
That's crazy
Well don't fucking start chirping you were 40 minutes late
Just to be clear he was 40 minutes late.
Little bit of pot calling the kettle black and whatnot.
What do you mean?
I was like...
How light do you think you were?
In my defense, I knew
they were going to be late so I was like, I'll be a little late.
... I know you're just making shit up.
Oh, do you want some uh...
LUD!
What?
Ah shit.
I have a little bit of propel if you want some.
What is it? Propel? Like powder?
Yeah, I thought I had some
of that goo as well. I was wrong.
Oh, that goo's horrible. What?
I love the honey goo. Nah, well...
You're talking about Honey Sticks?
No, the goo that's like uh it's like mostly honey
the is not caffeinated right what it's non-caffeinated i don't know. Kaya, no!
Propel's a lot better than Gatorade.
Gatorade is kind of ass.
Propel is? No, Gatoradeade i think propel's good Great shots.
What, making fun of me?
I'm not a three-point shooter, chat. Never was.
Won't be today. Won't be today. It won't be tomorrow.
I'm going to try and play big.
This is where I am going to shoot from, for the most part.
If I can't make those in, we got a problem.
It's this.
It's this. It's this, the...
I think they're here. I think I saw their car. What are they saying?
No confidence, huh? Thank you, March.
They can't believe that I'm the white boy to do it.
The greatest white boy to ever do it.
It's gonna get hot and heavy in here.
When we start, it is already hot. You're fucking decked out in all black.
Yeah I thought I was going to be an android kid.
Oh shit bro!
Yeah you got the school shooter grip on.
Like, school shooter but with swag, not like a regular school shooter. Sick I'm sick.
Alright, around the world!
Undercover at this school...
I see a motherfucker wearing referee clothes.
I think they're here.
Sir, it's around the world.
It was actually uh...
Sir?
Okay you know that and your fucking with my I have a caw-cai
And you know i have a caw-cai too
You're gonna call for it?
Yeah im going for it
Raph Im going for it
Oh youre going for it. Raph, I'm going for it. Oh you're going for it here.
That was tough we all saw that.
What the fuck?
Might be a little unplayed.
No, you lost.
Oh my god, look at these guys.
No way Ron gets here first!
How ya doin' Ron?
You're the ref?
Huh?
The- The C?
No.
He just looks a little goofy, but we're
just playing regular 2v2.
Or that's not even a zoomer.
That's a gen A right?
How you doing man?
I feel like he is the zoomer.
You're rep here?
Yeah, I'm gonna be repping with you guys.
What's your name man?
Ray
Ray Ludwig good to meet you Ray
We are going to be reppin'
I feel like you don't know the rules
Big shit You know the rules.
You know the rules of basketball?
Alright, alright, I'm gonna say- I wanna say something and do the thing.
Alright, uh...time out.
What? Travel! Alright, uh...time out. What? Travel!
Alright, uh...Charlie!
Uh...Carrie!
Is that right? I don't know. I've never seen a ramp do this!
I thought it was...
Oh, that's double dribble, double dribble.
Nah nah nah nah.
Yo where the fuck are the rest of the crew?!
Am I not cutting off the sun?!
Bro you want to fucking ball, i'll blow you up right now not that not on that court i saw
you don't want to play with him i saw him play he's very good
yeah uh yeah for you no It was this girl's birthday party.
You make this or leave right now, swear.
You're my second instead of Ludd if you make this.
How rude. instead of Ludd if you make this. I was really hoping to make it, bro.
They're gonna be like five minutes
the Uber's a little late.
They hoed me!
A little?
Cause they said four o'clock.
Yeah, so they said four then they told us 445 and I came back-
That is such a joke!
I messed up, I messed up.
Nah you didn't fu-I saw you, you were hustling.
You went to Dick's and here!
Oh, you watched the stream?
Of course.
Wait, you didn't watch my stream?
You were watching his stream instead?
Yeah, you're talking about politics
and he was talking about
Dick's Sporting Goods
and I like Dick's Sporting Goods.
Are you good at basketball, Zahn?
No!
He plays every...
At least fucking three times a week or some shit?
I'm assed.
All dumb sacks.
They're not here right now.
No he's actually good.
No I'm assed.
He was actually good.
I'm assed. He actually good. I'm ass.
I started six months ago.
He's not lying about that.
Okay so like I gas you up and then instantly
I did play a formative role in his basketball journey
Instantly he start hurting me.
Wow, you've gotten a lot better.
When it comes down to 1,000 threes...
Max is fast.
Max? Yeah, Max is very good.
Jason's shit though right now. Yeah, Jason is alright I mean...
But like normally I think he's decent but today he's going to be horrible.
I don't know, he shot a thousand shots like five days ago.
I know, I told him it was a bad idea but he was of the mindset that he could just sleep
it off,
but...
Oh, he's still hurting.
He's just fighting through it.
How tall are you?
I don't think you can just sleep that off to be honest.
How old are you? 21. still growing then what age do you stop
i swear i'm not even lying.
I grew an inch in the past like three years.
I'm 29.
No, go over here.
Go where the shade is baby.
Why are you trying to get out in the wild?
He's 65.
Stay right here baby. Why are you trying to get out in the wild? He's 65. It's too hot out there.
Oh, for me?
Stay right here baby.
Get down.
35 maybe?
Yeah.
Good girl!
I mean it's hard because everyone who's retired has either like an amazing legacy or did some fucked up shit
So I'm waiting to see which path yeah, I'm waiting to see which path
He'll never quit, he's addicted.
Like some crazy shit.
I love what I do man.
I won't.
I have this. I have the misfortune of loving politics.
It sucks, but...
Alright, I make this everybody unfollows Ron.
This is gonna be easy for me.
You missed the layup?
I just fucked with this content so much.
We are so fucking cooked, bro.
I just fucked with this content so much. Ron, you wanna...
Wait actually!
Wait hold up,
Actually your not good I'm not good?
You didn't...okay
What's your main sport?
Soccer
Like growing up you probably played soccer
When did you get famous?
Define famous.
When did you start getting enough viewers in Fortnite that you stopped giving a shit about the rest of your stuff in life?
Uh, 2020.
Well, well, well, look who decided to show up! You're the reason that we can't play! Oh my God.
Ha! He got here before you!
That's not his, but he came separate.
But how does that make you late?
You hold me don't touch me man.
Thank you.
Okay this is a crazy question but Does anyone have anything that I could use as a leash potentially like a rope or anything.
You're not even an Indian person.
Can I say hi to your dog? Thank you. That's actually very nice of you to say.
I've been trying.
Yeah, go say hi to my dog!
Hello guys how are you going?
I'm trying to get small.
There you're good let's just run into it.
Huh?
It was all Renato fault.
How everyone says that?
Hows it going Ludwig?
Good to meet you.
What's up Hassan?
Wait, let me go meet the dog man.
Corey Ludwig
Hassan nice to meet you
Okay two of you guys have referee shirts on.
And it makes me feel like...
Yeah, why do we got two?
Are you the ref too?
That's just your thing for today?
It makes me feel like...
What?
That's my dog.
But he is actually kind of hot. He's hotter than a my dog. Okay, but it is actually kind of hot. It's like hotter than I thought
it was going to be.
She's a little hot right now
but I just got to keep her in a cool area over there.
However, I don't have a leash.
I forgot to bring your leash.
This dog weighs more than you straight up.
How much do you weigh? 130?
No, you're lying.
How are your wrists feeling Jason?
How are your wrists feeling?
You can't read that!
You can't read that!
What did they say?
They said Jason don't get hungry. That must have been one person.
What are we playing for?
Yeah! What are we playing for? Oh, you want to put some money up? Yeah.
Can I do something that's not going to be worth my time?
No!
You're a ref!
I got $1,000.
I'll put $1,000.
$1,000?
I'm not gonna lie if I trusted my teammate more than I
would have.
A thousand each though.
Got it.
Cool. Like, I won 1,000 from Jason and Jason, you give a thousand to Hasan and vice versa.
I didn't realize we were betting.
Oh he's scared.
Kai get over here.
Go over there baby, come on.
Get down.
Yeah a little bit you hear it?
Down.
I'm mostly recovered but
I think my cardio is going to be a bit shot
but I think its good because your a bit fucked too. So I think it's good because you're a bit fucked too.
So, I think we are both shit
but my job is basically to guard Max
You're guarding Max? Yeah he's gonna go around Max
Now I'll start off guarding Max Let me start off cause that's what I'm going to go with Max. Yeah, he's gonna go with Max. Now, I'll start off guarding Max and then we'll see.
Nah let me start- Let me start off cause that's when I'll be at my peak.
He got you!
You can't s-
Well you can't ref and be a fucking...
You are the ref. You can't be betting.
No bro, what do you mean?
You know about Shohei Ohtani the goat?
It was for the girl's birthday party, man.
Yeah no she's dope. She's very well behaved and trained.
And very trained yes. I mean uh, very chill.
Hi Kya!
Oh my god that's how I know I'm playing with fucking zoomers bro look at these shoes
What are you guys talking about?
It was you both of you how old are you guys oh there you go how do you think I am
no it's his dog Ugh.
No, it's his dog.
I love you.
I'm 33 brother.
I'm about to be... Yeah, I'm about to be 33 next week. You know his ass was at number 26.
I swear, I swear.
That was a little glazed definitely.
No, I swear. Thank you guys. That was a little glazed. That was definitely...
Thank you, oh my god!
We gotta fucking hang out with the Zoomers more!
Go back.
No, come here.
Come on, we're 20 right? No, but you're... No. I know you're 25. Back. Come here. You know that?
Come on, old man.
20 or 20, right?
Police.
Max, older than you?
Damn.
Good girl.
You guys are young.
Good girl. That's get a year date, hopefully.
That's a weird thing to say.
Lowey is older than me.
Obviously not short.
He fucking lies about his age bro.
You don't look the same age Damien.
No no I'm just being perfect. Okay we are going to have this squiffy beard?
You're not gonna be able to grow a beard I feel like.
Oh yeah, I can't.
Your dad doesn't grow a beard I bet.
It's patching up. Oh wait, I a... it's like patchy though. Yeah.
Oh wait I've seen him!
Alright so what was the bet? What are we doing?
We're doing 1000- well 2000.
We're ultimately on the same team come next week, I think.
Well no not him.
Oh you are not on our team?
No he's on a...
No I'm on the winning team.
What do you mean why is that the winning team?
Duke doesn't get to play right?
No he doesn't play. If he get to play, right? No he doesn't play.
If you got the plays...
They're just glazing Duke it's fine
He's not playing so
Yeah yeah you're going crazy
This is $2000 on the line
I thought we were both paying.
You made like a million dollars this month?
Come on bro, what are you doing?
I spent 30K yesterday.
What?
Charity.
Charity.
They say hands look better.
How much did you donate this year, Ron?
Oh!
How much should I donate to your chat?
Yeah, check because it's probably a lot.
You gotta add it all up.
It's crazy how many people hit on the? I bid on Pokimane's thing.
Right.
If I bid 20 grand
someone outbid me bro.
Damn and you would
have spent it too.
Yes.
No I have the same
thing going on.
Would you have been
sad if you won?
No I have the same
set of his.
That would be kind
of a good stream.
It was a good stream my My peak at 30k, I was perfect.
Yeah, I mean not that but...
Oh yeah!
You know what's bad spent 50k on travels?
And the desktop is fine, unless you guys have a...
One hour with your charity.
Wait wait wait what are you doing? How do you do it off the desktop if you can't?
Um, well I guess this is COVID numbers so...
No its actually off the bag now.
Originally I was streaming on the desktop and I swapped it to the bag.
Oh that's public!
I made 1.3 total mil but I gave a quarter mil to my mods,
I gave a quarter mil to charity
and then like what?
Quarter mil to taxes
and pocketed the rest. It's like half a mil?
Would it be as big?
That'd be kind of lame though.
Nah, you can do one! You basically...
Well no, you're part time right now, right? What is that supposed to mean? Like part-time right now, right?
Like part time streamer
You lost your everyday for 10 hours, huh I have a contract in YouTube and
YouTube I have a contract with YouTube, man. Did he say he's not going to come back to Twitch? You're asking... That is a federal question to ask.
He said... Is he asking if I'm going to Twitch after YouTube?
Very loyal to YouTube.
Love YouTube live streaming.
Three years?
Two and a half I guess.
Very loyal.
Big red.
All right. You guys good? This is chaos. My team once again me and that white boy with all the swag in
the world okay? And an ass that can fight back. And an ass that won't quit.
That's the team, we're Team Ass
Big Booty Team
We're going up against
Jason The Wiwi right there
Jason The weenie
right there.
And if we beat them,
they're no longer fazed.
I talked to Banks already.
I hit him up and I told him,
Banks listen.
Brother Banks for years and years we've been homies on and off camera.
I think it's time if your new crop of talent can't actually ball really fucking hard, we're gonna have to take their place in Fades.
How many fucking streams are going on right now?
I don't know.
You got one, you're live... Are you live?
We have four
streams?
Three streams?
I'm not live! Sometimes, we know I mean sometimes they're just like exist with like my friends and shit
Maybe it's stupid. I guess
Now maybe that's dumb like it is pretty dumb
What honestly why why why not do that one?
No, wait what?
Oh because you can't serve top of the hour ad breaks.
Yes you can!
At YouTube you can't.
You can't serve ad breaks on YouTube.
Yeah.
They run more at...
At the top of the hour
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Hopefully that's me.
Also, let's get a poll going.
Or not a poll, but like
let's get a gamble going
throughout this entire process
if we can do that.
This is 3 Minutes Outbreak Now
by the way.
We get some side bets going
I'm doing this event called streamer games
It's like a bunch of teams and streamers
See how that works out
Chill man chill chill I'm trying to get a face team. I was wondering if you wanted to be a part of it. Chill, man.
Chill, chill, chill.
I'm invited?
Yeah,
I think you'd be fun there.
I think you'd have
a good time.
I think you'd be good there.
Thank you, bro.
What is it?
It's a mixture of real kind of sweaty events
like 99-yard dash of like real, like kind of sweaty events.
Like a 99-yard dash legally distinct
from the 100-yard dash
and then like
some sillier things
like the one-yard dash.
Pretty good, Jason.
So it's like,
you know, even if you're not good at sports or something there might be an event out. I worked out in the morning streamed a little bit talked about politics
Yeah so yeah you'll probably do more sporty ones but if somebody on your team isn't good at them
Okay I do have an issue though the more sporty ones, but like if somebody on your team is a good one. Are you worried?
No, no, not about basketball
in general.
Don't worry, my audience
is very tame.
They're gonna be very chill.
Every team's supposed to have a woman on it.
No no no, that's how much we hate it.
Grace? This time we all had a woman. We hated it, this is different. But who?
Grace?
Oh!
Dude.
Grace!
There you go.
Grab a different era, a different era.
Yeah, different era.
Before you.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
That was back when-
We want more people on Facebook right now now it's like a fragmented world.
Yeah yeah yeah.
It'll come, it'll come.
Remember chat the actions that you take actually reflect...
Well no I don't think you... Well no, I don't even think you...
You do. Actually reflect.
I'm saying okay so I'm doing this event
It's called Streamer Games
It's like uh
It's basically like Olympics but with like
Yeah but groups of streamers.
So like FaZe, OTV, OTK
Okay.
And then
Are you talking about
the basketball tournament?
No, streamer games.
The basketball tournament
is out-leaked.
Don't leak it!
I don't know what
you're talking about.
Anyway,
it's four people per team
but every team needs a girl so I was thinking you three
but...
Oh!
Y'all want cutie?
Hell yeah!
Wait wait wait!
Whoa!
Why'd Max walk away?
What were you talking about the chair?
No, the streamer games that I texted you about.
Yeah, I remember when he texted us.
But maybe it's like...
Hey, you guys keep an eye on her if you don't mind?
Maybe just make sure she doesn't walk anywhere.
Yeah, I'll make Lacey...
I just want to make sure that she's in the cool,
yeah, in the shade.
Maybe he's his coach.
And then we get a cutie.
I just forgot. Wait, what happened to his leg?
He fucked up his MCL.
I thought I saw him playing.
Oh, he was just shooting?
It's very hot it is very hard we would be better off playing on that but there's people there so you just fine
hey cool down a lot I swear it's not that bad.
Oh my god.
You should rest! You're not young forever.
What ball?
We should play with this one.
All right.
This one's kind of ass. It's not working.
Oh shit.
I feel pretty good about our... You guys live in the face house?
About how technologically apt we are.
You just living out there?
Dude, okay listen you're clutch right now. You're Lebron
You're LeBron with no Mickey Mouse
rings. You're LeBron with real rings
I don't know why I said that
What?
Oh yeah, no it's pricey. It's very pricey.
Well I have a...
You guys probably didn't pass but I have like a Vespa
Like those little Italian scooters
So you can go out and this is the.. It's legal to go in there I didn't pass, I have like a Vespa. Like those little Italian scooters.
So you just can go,
this is the,
it's legal to go between cars.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just,
you know,
uh,
I think it's like the highest organ donors
are like bike drivers
because they get killed a shit ton,
but you skip traffic.
I can't believe we're here before them
and ready to go.
Are we ready?
You want to tell the old people that they need to not play there.
I know.
Look, if you wanna ask...
If you wanna cordially ask...
They're gonna be like fuck off.
They're going to want to ball us for it.
I could never.
These poor old people right?
It's their day off or...
They need the shade more than us.
We're in our 20s.
It's good?
Give you what?
Okay.
March.
You want to play for it?
Is that what he said?
Dude,
that'd be funny.
Shoot for it would be funny as fuck. Okay. Shoot for it? Is that what he's saying? Dude, that'd be funny. Shoot for it would be funny as fuck.
Okay.
Shoot for it!
I'm gonna bring my dog here too. It's nice and cool.
Here.
Let's play with that one. Your ball is ass.
Thank you, sir! What's your name?
What is it?
Alan Hassan.
Nice to meet you.
You wanna bring Kaya? Yeah.
Kaya, come!
Come on let's walk. I'll bring her...
Hey,
I'll bring her bowl.
Oh, thank you.
Is there anything
you have here
that you want?
Huh? Is there anything you have here that you want? Huh?
Is there anything you got back here?
How the fuck do you move this?
What?
How do you move this without spilling?
Uh, it's...you know.
Kaya come! uh... it's
garlic sauce right now, you have no idea, Chad. All right.
Yo, put it back there I think.
Where you putting Kya?
Right here with the boys?
All right, Kaya
bro your ear
What I'm messy. I'm chaotic no talk about Jason he stresses me out. What's wrong?
Kya, get over here!
Get down!
Do you want her water?
You should put it right in front of her.
Kya, down!
Good girl!
Thank you for bringing it.
Jason's injury worries you?
What'd he say?
Jason's injury worries you, he said?
He's fucked.
I'm really not worried about guarding it.
His shot is insane right now.
Oh! That hurts! Can't do that. Oh
That hurts can't do that to a man, I'm sorry I want it. I want to test your metal
You know what I mean once you're used to that one see them out shoot that no no keep shooting on my shots
Shooting Once you can out-shoot that, no, no. Keep shooting. My shot's gone for the rest of the day. Once you out-shoot that we're good.
That's right! That's what I'm talking about.
Get one in!
Nah retire. Keep it going! Let's go!
One more, one more, one more. I don't got shit.
Oh, this is a fun ball!
I like that ball.
Why do you need cash?
Oh, are you trying to get some fruits?
Thank you, Ron.
This is wild.
What's the shot? How does it look?
This is not what I was worried about.
Clear it up!
This is not what I thought was was gonna happen that would be a problem
looking like me haven't you guys like literally shot here before
like irl shot yeah i don't know why his things aren't working
they shoot here a bunch.
How the fuck do you... how do you mess this up?
Yeah!
We've never shot here. Oh, fuck,
I can't see shit. Damn. Bobby.
... Ball me. And short.
I'm driving every time. That's funny because that's his
game plan for you, that's what he was telling me.
Hey, here's me and you right here the whole time watching one-on-one.
Oh really?
Yeah, oh yeah.
You don't want to do that bro.
Oh shit!
Oh shit, okay.
Okay, oh you think you got that? Come on. Oh shit! Okay.
You think you got that?
I will tell you this much, after the 1000 bucks challenge...
We got kicked out of the gym.
But we didn't have a...
Me!
We didn't have 13 hours like you did.
How long?
We had, uh,
like eight or nine
so I made the
executive decision
to...
Oh!
You got three hours?
No, no, no.
I got 500 at,
like,
five hours
or six hours.
I'm good, actually.
I have my own one.
Thank you.
I'll have it later.
I mean, listen,
I was in worse shape than you.
What the fuck?
I could not... Like, my wrist tendons were exploding
and it fucked me up for the week.
Everything else was fine the next day except for my wrists.
My wrists didn't heal for a week.
48 hours I was back.
Like, I took one day off from working out. uh Poor Lud. Oh well, poor QT honestly.
QT's gonna fuckin' cook me.
This is going to be my fault somehow.
Bro, it's all I want.
I just wanna go back to my beautiful wife.
I'm sorry. I just wanna go back to my beautiful wife. Stuck here,
a bunch of sweaty men.
Wait is it like 530?
Yeah...
It's 517.
Woo!
Bang.
Damn.
You swing it out, I make it every time.
I'm going up and then boom'm like boom, pass it out.
And that rebound?
That's right. Here is the game plan though here give it to me.
So you passed it, you got a ticket in right?
Yeah. So you passed it to me you gotta take it in right? Yeah. So you passed to me I'm like,
Lud, Lud right here, right here
And I go
And I go
Go
I go boom, boom.
So now here's what you do. You check it in?
Oh I'm checking it? Yeah yeah you're gonna check it in then you ball me right here
Okay. Ball me right here. Okay. Follow me right here.
There you go.
And then I get the rebound?
And then you get that, you get that.
You gotta get that man!
So that's what I should be ready for?
Max is already ready his shit's broken
You fix it what yeah it's from uh
it's a bank shot. It's a bank shot.
That's right, no Kai get down.
Down little lady.
Oh f-
Chill! She's looking at me like, come on dad
There are so many dogs here
Bro after this whole
Well
He made a thousand
But he probably
Blow us out
He probably missed four thousand
Did you
It's crazy
No
No huh
No pause
No sus.
I mean like straight up
they have to do a fucking
13-0 game after all this
I suspect.
Right?
My shot.
With this entire
with this entire process they better be fucking devastating.
I know but...
Max is really...
It's entirely depending on how well he shoots.
No, it's my estimate.
You're going to sit here and tell me about this?
You don't have focus then.
If he shoots well, then we are in trouble.
Do you think the ref does this before games?
He walks up because guys by the way no traveling.
Bro you see it when it happens.
When we're talking about double dribbles none of that.
I'm just going to post up.
Yeah that's it. What was our game plan? And then charge charge. None of that. I'm just going to post up.
Yeah, that's it. That was our game plan.
Yep, yep.
All right what are we playing to?
What are the rules ref?
Wait why were you asking Ronaldo bro? What are we playing to? What are the rules, ref? All right.
Wait, why are you asking Ronaldo, bro?
Because he's the ref!
What do you want to play to, Max?
What do we think of him?
Let's put a 13...
Why are you talking to Max?
Okay, let's go with 12.
You have to one-
Play to 12!
Yeah, once and twos pass it in, right? One and two, pass it in. We have to... Yeah, 1s and 2s pass it in right?
Take it out every time
Do you want a super ball?
Yeah yeah We wanna shoot for ball.
You talking about me?
You wanna shoot? Shoot him for the ball. Shoot him for the ball! What do we shoot?
Nah, let Jason shoot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let Jason shoot.
Hey, hey, RPS, loser shoots, me and you.
The Smush Parker and Kwame Brown of this country.
I'm going to go with The Smush Parker and Kwame Brown of this group.
Ron Paper Scissors. I've never heard that in my life.
How the fuck have you never heard that?
Wow.
But I use my content to do it. Okay alright, I, scissors. Wow. I use my content.
Okay, alright.
I'll shoot.
Wait wait, have you ever seen anime?
Yes.
Okay.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors,. Rock, paper, scissors shoot.
That's crazy.
Yeah!
Chill!
Let the master work.
He knows what he's doing.
It's all good. Hey, hey, it's all good. Hey, hey!
Is it best of three or what?
Hey, hey, hey.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Best of three.
Best of three.
Let's go!
All right, what ball are we playing with?
The red one.
The red one.
That's it?
You get the $1,000 after that? You get the thousand after that.
So we're playing for 2k total, 1K each.
I'm gonna give this to you guys. Thank you.
I'm not going to lie, I'm not warming my body. I worked out this morning.
I'm not exactly...
Alright, who is starting?
Are we doing best of three or one game?
We are doing one game? No, we should do best of three I think.
Best of three?
Shit!
I mean, we'll see how long one game takes.
Yeah yeah true true true true true.
This is just for this game.
Just for this game it's one game.
Your brain is broken.
I got him, I got him.
You got him? Let me take him early.
Alright let me try it. I want to see how he plays.
Your knees are bad?
Yeah.
Bro he's 33 man! what's up with your ankle?
Really?
I would have brought...
I almost brought one. You got to give me five shots to get warm. Right. Right there. Someone has to go in here.
Oh yeah, you're right!
That's all he needs!
Come on, hit him! D! Yeah Jason!
There we go. It's okay
When they help on me, we're good
Just keep up the good d You're doing fine you're doing fine oh i feel good that
was on you bro he's not that was on you to help he was out of bounds that's all you gotta do, literally.
Line!
I got him.
Ahhhh! Ref, what's it called there? That's out.
All right cool, cool, cool, cool.
It's out.
Hey out ref, call it out.
I did not stretch or shoot.
I am not warm dressed.
You want to say something? I'm going to go get my jacket on. Okay. Hey out, ref. I did not stretch or shoot.
You want to give me five shots?
Alright, alright, ref what are we doing here?
Fuck no!
Ref what are we doing here?
Bro!
Ref on his fucking phone reading chat!
Either way it's out of you or it's a foul, no? Either way, it's out off you or it's a foul. No?
It's out.
Either way.
Well, it's out of style.
It's job ball.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Back out. Oh my god, oh!
Good fight, bud. I'm in there. My mouth is already dry.
So hot.
He's not going to get no easy like points.
He's got a to be getting no easy like points.
2-1. Two white hoggers!
What a call Who calls that?
Just team hockey for today.
Oh, bad shot. Listen you gotta box him out.
You can't.
Watch that three he wants it.
He wants that 3 bad.
I got eggs in these two other bands if you want them.
Three left. Swap.
Oh, pal. Oh damn and one. Bad foul. Are you okay?
Sorry about that.
It's all good.
They made it.
Two's.
Hold on hold on let me get water.
Water break my guy is old.
All right get down baby. Water break my guy's old.
Alright get down baby. Get down!
Apparently we're doing quarters. It's so fucking hot.
Alright.
Oh, I think you need to check it in initially
No.
Well there's doubling you.
Yeah that's fine, you just dive in.
Huh?
You know what but I think okay let's do that but then instant pass back I can make that.
No no, that's what I'm saying.
But like you were slow on the pass back on one because Jason had to come in and hit the towel to stop me
so just do an instant pass back.
That means seven years of good luck. It's 2-2. No, it's 3. Aren't
we three? No no, 2-2. Aren't we 3? No, no, 2-2. Oh.
2-2.
Hey, he's had a call.
3-2.
It's all good.
I'm not going to lie.
He can't... Jason don't play like this against nobody else jason turns it up against me you can't play like that every time
you can't play like that every time don't worry about it. There's a point.
You're good.
Nice! Great, great! Good shot.
All the way, all the way. No no no! You got it?
You didn't have to do that you you can go up. No, Jason's hands are against me.
4-2?
4-3. Let me take it.
Hold him.
Stay right, stay right.
Here here here!
Look! Fuck no! Look. That was off you baby.
Bro, he just
He just went the fast and got it back
Come on!
Wait what do you mean?
Why is that a problem?
Are you shooting for her?
Are you shooting?
Ref said he shot the ball.
Wait why does that matter?
Because that's self-passing. Basically he took one of these. Why does that matter? Let him shoot for it. That's a self pass, you can't do that.
Basically he did one of these.
You said...
Let me just show you.
He was going to pass and lost the ball and got it back.
But why is that illegal?
It's his self pass, he's right but he didn't...
I mean you could say his hands never left the ball
But
No! He gave it to me
You got ancient runes
Ancient tech
Do you want me to?
So, are you saying you can't do this?
No.
You can here.
Well the professor was built on this.
OK.
Are you checked in?
Oh no, I thought you said here because you were showing me.
Alright 4-3 A
6-3
6'3"?
8'3.
I have to play mad hard, bro. I need you to guard this thing.
Get there, finish!
Nice. Not bad, Ludd. Not bad.
Hey, hey good job.
9-3
You got it you got it I know his joints are fucking aching right now.
Oh fuck! How do I miss that?
It's sad. Oh, shit. Damn! Oh yes! Ow, ow, ow.
Didn't go in.
Take it out.
Woo!
There we go.
Oh, shit.
Damn!
Oh, yes! Ow, take it out. Woo! Okay lad, okay lad!
That's 11.
That's 11.
12 to 12. Game point.
21K each.
Oh no! Good D, good D.
Good D, good D. Good D Max
Get on get on get on
Screen lock Come on, set three.
No.
Let's see it.
Yo let's come back.
You want me to take him?
We just gotta play tackle.
No I got him.
11-5. 11-5
Hey!
No!
God damnit.
6' 5"? god damn it No way.
No way.
Stop, stop!
That's so crazy. That was...
Oh no!
No, it's not.
It was good. That was clean.
That was clean?
Why do you say that is clean?
It's clean enough.
You scared the shit out of me.
No way!
God damn it!
7 to 11 God damn it 7-11
Fire you want to swap not yet. It's mid-game.
Hand up! He wants that.
Fuck.
He wants it again.
Good D, bud. Good D. Keep it going!
Damn! I'll give it to you.
I'll give it to you.
Good deal, good deal.
You wanna see one? Yeah, I'll take a look at him. Good D, good D. You want to stay on?
Yeah I'll stay on. Clamp on him!
You got this.
Come here. Oh my god.
That was off me! It's alright. Hey get it in come on
let's go.
7-11.
Pick right, coming...
Fuck.
Yeah help me there.
You want me to do how the fuck? Yeah, help me there. I love you! Yeah, help me there.
You want me to do help?
Do your screen.
Okay, alright.
Ball's in!
Stop stop! Oh! Ball's in.
That was not a foul on me, that was a foul on Ludd.
But he didn't call foul on me no?
Oh you didn't call?
Wait that was definitely out on Max no no? No I hit it out.
I think you can't call the foul that late I'm saying
I called a foul
I thought you fouled him I I did foul the shit out of him, but he kept playing it.
Well, Caitlin Clark?
Look at him trying Trying to get an ISO.
Oh! Fuck!
Someone's mic fell.
11-10? You want me to guard him or you got him? Take him.
He should be juiced.
Let's do one by two.
Is it straight or win by two?
Wait where is my dog?
Oh, Kya!
Kya come here!
What are you doing over there?
Get over here.
Get over here. Kaia?
Place.
It's playing out exactly in the way that I said it would.
Obviously we play with heavy posts
i pass it off they double me too hard to ludd
blood could finish or i just look we just got a massive height and
massive size forget about them we get one stop. Hey, forget about them we just need one stop.
Yeah I know.
That's a big problem Max is pretty fast he's the perfect counter.
If you take him early and I collapse on him he's gonna pass to Jason.
Jason misses a good amount of time.
Win by two.
Let's do win by two.
All righty?
We are gonna be teammates next week.
Oh we are?
Ball in session!
I got him.
Just don't let them ice up.
Don't let them ice up.
Hit! Don't let him ice up. No way!
Nothin' going, nothin'. Come here. No screen, no screen!
Get back!
Oh my god...blood!
You gotta take it out, you gotta take it out.
Sigh I'm gonna take it out. Hand up!
Nah.
Here Jason, my bad.
Shoot him, of there.
Shoot it, shoot it.
Shoot it, defense.
Shoot it, defense.
You left it off!
Just put it up.
Hey, hey, hey look!
What's up baby? We got time? Is this ball safe?
We don't have time I'm'm fucking...I got no energy.
That's it, that's game.
Oh, what is it?
Good game.
Ah shit! 12-10 the ball. Good game.
Oh shit!
Good game, man.
You did great. Where are my fucking haters at now, huh?
Oh shit.
Oh you're too old!
How ya doing Pat?
Like obviously they're gonna say oh, you fucking destroyed a bunch of little kids who were 5'4".
Max will cook all of you.
Jason's pretty good too.
Won't say the same about Lugg.
Hit my two!
Balled your fucking...
Hit my 2, that's all I need!
...balled your heart out dude,
You did great.
Man, Max is hard to stop though.
I feel like I was playing fine defense against him but he was just finishing every one.
If he wasn't – He has a really good shooting He has a
shooting fake
accompanied
by a
Hesi and
then directs
it,
and he
drives in,
but I
can't...
If I stop him, if I try to clamp on the chute
He's always going to pass me super easy
because he is literally half my weight.
But a couple of times I was able to come and cut double
yeah so that's why I was like if you noticed when I was uh I was not letting
him get an ISO he was trying to get Jason all the way out here,
and he was trying to one-on-one you.
But I would always plant right there.
Yeah.
I was in the center of the paint...
I hear ya.
...cognizant where Jason is,
where my guy is while simultaneously making sure I can
come to you on help defense if he passes you somehow. So
you gotta do that as well.
So we're doing best of two?
Like three and two, I mean the two or three?
Yep.
What time is it?
How much you weigh Max?
You've played with these dudes on the RDC.
Are they good?
Like, the guys on the league that we're gonna be playing against.
Are they going to fucking destroy me because I...
Because I'm a little worried.
I heard there's people playing with like pro-ag and I'm on the full best of three it might just be a break even
We'll see
Yeah this is just a fresh thousand
But I might not be able to run the third if you guys win.
Just a heads up because we're running late.
But we'll see.
Same thing right? Everything's same.
Four. I got my boys. Ball in session! Good reach, Lud.
Good reach.
Bad shot from me.
I shouldn't have done that.
Oh fuck! Fuck! Oh! Oh, fuck. You good? I was worried you were going to fall that's why I was holding you.
Walls in.
I'm not going to let him get away with this. I appreciate you.
Ball's in!
Ah, fuck! Can't do it.
Nah. Did you blow the whistle to say off by a little?
What?
It's good D though.
I mean it scares me. I'm like, bro, jump at this guy. Two, one, pause! What was that?
It's a good D though.
I mean it scares me.
Nah you just feel fucked.
You're making me...
After he made it.
You were making me release way before I would.
Who's TV on here?
Wait we got an issue with this ref though.
2, 2
Bro we've got a ref! They don't need chat
Just give it to him.
2-1, 2-1, 2-1.
Oh you want to check back in?
Let's check back in.
Put that ass down in the paint.
That's right!
That's right,'s right big body every play i'm not gonna lie big body
every play let me get my one every play oh how much you want Shit! I want you to wait.
I'm helping down the other team though. Hey, hey!
Oh, foul!
What?
Bro what do you mean?
You went fuck.
I was just trying to help him out. you went i mean put your whole body on that every time Stop, stop.
Hup!
Sorry. It's all right. What is it? Two three, two three.
He was just sitting and waiting for me.
I got two niggas on me so...
Yup as long as he can hit that.
Hold on.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yep, as long as he can hit that.
What's the call ref?
Appreciate it. What's his signal?
You're probably a high school musical with that.
Let's play it low. I know, I know, I know, I know.
Jason right there.
Yeah.
No, I'm telling you, bro!
I should have just backed him up.
My bad. Iron wall bro.
Not pushing it over.
Oh wow, That's crazy.
Three's. Take him? You want me to take him? Yeah, for this one. I got paint. Oh, damn.
Rip him, Louie! Clamp on him!
Ah shit.
Oh yes! Peace, peace! I get it.
No! Yes!
Oh my god, I thought I missed that.
Alright push hard and we're going to get time out 66 minutes
1000 calories burn I got fucking
That was good math. I got two hours of your latest book
Back him up. Oh, that was a good shot.
You go? Oh!
Beat him.
It's over, what! I gotta do what I gotta do.
Time out ref.
What are we using the timeout for?
We each get one.
Using it for my ass is tired.
What did you say Ron? Sometimes I have to be a little sneaky.
What did you say, Ron?
Hey, good looks!
It's going well.
You're doing great. I know. How do you feel?
Do you think it will improve your performance?
I think it is an off ball movement on offense.
But usually when you're iso against him, like there
I just box out max and you should win that.
So he pushes me into you to fuck up the shot but-
You had a couple good rebounds.
Yeah, I'm just trying to get good rebounds
so if you don't have to worry about D...
Doing great.
No cheat, never. Never! You didn't see anything cheap did you?
I appreciate that.
Wanna check it in?
Do you wanna check it in?
Do you wanna check it in? Yeah.
Hey!
Oh, he checked it in?
Back up, I'll shoot this three and make it. I'll shoot this three.
I'll make it.
I'll shoot it.
Aw!
You don't miss those.
That's fucked up.
Get two.
Axe is you.
Good shit! Good shit! Get to you. Back to you. Four-five?
I'm too fat.
You checking?
He caught me on the back foot. I couldn't even plant
Pig love coming, Lud!
Get help, get help. You got help?
I got one on you. Stay, stay, stay
Hey! Oh that's a trap No, foot never went down.
Did it land?
That was you changed your pivot foot.
Alright.
You change your...
I'm fine, come on.
You change your pivot foot, he's right.
5'4".
Doing great, Ronaldo. Kaya!
Sorry.
Pick right. Still on the right. God damn, low end!
He's big body.
Moving screen.
Big body augering.
Big left.
No!
Wait, what's the whistle? What's the whistle?!
You can't blow the whistle like that!
Kaya?
Kaya?
Hey.
Come here.
Go.
Place.
We would not have checked out. It's been a little bad right now though, trying to get out.
Kaya! Down!
Good girl.
Oh fuck!
Ron the whistle didn't work out?
I did.
You don't wait for someone to call foul and blow the whistle!
Don't want me to hit that three?
I got you.
I'm good for one.
What is that, six four?
No, no, no.
That's why you gotta play outside. What is that? 6'4"?
Oh no!
New York, you got it. Don't force it. I'll come. Oh! Come on!
You alright?
He beat me. He beat my ass.
Yeah give him a little push. A little love.
You want to still guard them?
Yeah, I'll take them.
Well if you check in.
Let's see this time. No!
God damn it.
Alright, 6-5?
That's just physics there is nothing I can do.
6-5 lads.
6-5 Pogs. I'll do what I can do. Six five loss. Six five pucks?
Walls in.
I'll segway them, I'll segway them.
Do it! Do it! I'll segue them, I'll segue them.
What shirts are you wearing?
What is it six up? Six up.
This is literally tough man. Six up. Put it up! Confidence, confidence. Stay right there, stay right there.
Hey slow down a lot, Pez.
Yeah you're right. There's no reason for me to shoot that.
Alright this is your assignment. I got paint. I got help.
Come on! I need your help.
Take your time, take your time.
There you go. 7-6 I'm gonna stop and see.
7-6!
8-6! okay Come on.
Stay close.
Hey, right here. Take it out.
Oh fuck! I'll try to pass you.
Damn Jason... Oh, fuck. I'll try to pass you. Damn it, Asa.
You want that?
No, I don't have it.
He's not shooting.
He's not shooting.
He's not shooting, he's not shooting! Back up!
It's Ludwig go on the screen! Hey! Okay.
Yo, love we can't score.
Love we can't score.
Excuse me.
Love we're scoring, we knock on wood.
Excuse me.
I think it's 9-6?
9-6.
And he just scored.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
We got this. We got this. We got this. Excuse me, I think it's 96. And he just scored.
Hey!
Put that shit up.
Wanted that. Put that shit up. Swish! Fuck, wanted it.
He's not confident in his shooting ability. That's why I'm giving it to him.
I'll let him have it.
I told you, put it up!
Put it up, you got this!
Hey good attempt.
That's a ten?
Ten what? Ten what?
It's not getting points.
Yeah sure. Hey!
Back to the knee.
I traveled because he fell off on me
Shot shot oh my god
that's annoying
he is relying on him.
He's relying on Jason because he is not confident in his shot.
Table, Max!
That's why he's not shooting 2s anymore.
He is shooting 1s. Go up!
Oh, that's how it's out.
That's how.
On you!
No no no.
You're not allowed to step out and then be the first one to touch your back in.
Okay. Yes you can bro, I've walked past my two feet come back in.
You can't no no you can't be
the first one to make contact if your the one who brings it out
I'm cool if you call a foul but you can't bounce in and then come back.
Swear or are you considered out?
Big girl, I went out and then I came back.
That's what I'm saying, you can't be two feet
out and come back in and be the first one to touch it.
I saw for that one call.
You could shoot four, yeah, I'll shoot four if you want
but I think the foul is more
realistic than...
Appreciate you, kid. Quick. Get a long one.
You wanna check up out or you?
You check up. No, don't go in!
Um...
You check up, you check up.
No no no.
You check it up let's uh..
Do you want a timeout? You guys have one.
Max you good?
You good?
Are you calling out plays to your audience?
My block ball.
He shot it!
Yeah I shot it, I shot it.
No no no, I shot it before we checked in. Hey! Point! Big body!
Big body aggroing!
Hey, I'm over here!
Oh what the fuck good D good D good D
He's gonna try to bring it back with a... He's gonna go right.
...with the three, he's gonna try to...
No no I got him!
Let me take it.
Wait, I thought you were watching pace still.
I was going over to Jason's.
Do you want to get him still?
I think if I get him three, you'll get him paint. It's better.
Let me get him, trust me.
Check it?
No because he is not going to shoot threes.
I'll let him have that. He's trying to rally, he's trying to rally,
he's trying to rally. He's trying to rally with a three. You don't have another one.
No, you don't.
No, no you don't.
Oh!
All right.
That was good.
Good job.
Good job. Good job. No, you don't. No, no you don't.
Straight or two? One by two right? Can you one off at two or no?
Uh sure!
Sure.
Yeah.
We got it we got it we got it.
No tools, no tools, no tools.
Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.
Nah I'm not gonna play with the kid in there.
That's all worth.
Back out, Back out.
Bad shot.
We can move by twos?
Yup.
Where's the camera?
That's it baby.
Hey, why don't we get a song combined for $13? Don't forget!
Hey what is that?
What's that? How much
is that? That's two cans of pot
I'm gonna just call Toki first one? The what? You took a deal since you gave me the first one.
How about I just call Pokey?
I'll just call Pokey,
I'll just call Pokey.
I've never heard
cool in my life.
I lost 30k yesterday
man,
I need this.
No,
I'm just kidding.
A charity thing.
I play with
Zoomers every fucking
week.
Did you play
with who?
I didn't play with anyone,
I bought like shit!
I bought a signed Elden Ring poster
from the guy that made the game
for 21k
Oh he'll beat me on ones I think
I think he will beat me on ones I think. I think he'll beat me on ones.
He's too fast.
To be fair it's entirely dependent
on who dominates.
If he misses...
Yeah we combined for 13 there and I was like
It's because you don't know who is going to score
Just like Enver Hoxha once said
Between China and Albania
We make up half the world population
Ludwig and myself made 13 bucks today.
Good job. Hey sir baby. What were you gonna say? Saying something's got shot!
You little foot farmer, you little foot farmer.
You're doing great.
You're doing great on TikTok.
All of you guys are.
I see your shit all the time.
There's like this girls basketball team in Colorado that I paid for all their jerseys.
So they gave me one. I donated it to them. basketball team in Colorado that I paid for all their jerseys. You know, I'm pretty asked.
They gave me one.
I donated to help them get supplies for the season.
He's much shorter than me.
He's a very good player but he's much shorter than me.
Not a big team.
It's like high school girls, Colorado you wouldn't know.
You versus Max and won.
How do you feel about it?
I'm very excited to defeat Duke Dennis' team in the upcoming Creator League alongside
Max as a matter of fact.
Yeah that's right. See that Mark! Alongside Max as a matter of fact. You're gonna TX with him?
Yeah, that's right.
See that Mark?!
Mark hit me up.
Mark hit me up.
He sent me text message and he was like
Oh...like
Are you good?
Do you play basketball?
I just said yep
And apparently that was good enough for him to pick me.
That's bullshit because you know what?
I texted him.
On the fourth or fifth player on our team.
I texted him.
Because he was thinking about who to pick,
I said they called me the white LeBron
And then he said Ludwig, who the hell calls you that?
and then he didn't pick me until the very last pick.
Yeah I called you the White Mamba
and that I thought was like pretty nice for you
The white shroud of Twitch
Do you guys think the ref called some bullshit today?
Sometimes, he would just blow your fucking whistle. Yeah, you were horrible.
You're genuinely one of the worst refs to ever do it.
I thought you did great. You-you were trying hard...
...you were farming some clips
Can't wait to see it on the TikTok
You should retire today
Thank you!
I gotta go.
Are you out?
Yeah,
I'm late bro.
I've been here two hours.
I got here at six.
Good girl Kaya.
You were the star of the day.
Do you know that?
Hey good bucket
at the end though. That was great!
I mean yeah...that was luck.
I was lucky.
I know, that was like contested as fuck.
It got a little dicey in the first second.
Yeah it got very dicey.
Not really.
Wait it was 11-11!
Nah...
I wasn't.
You and Max have the same insane ego.
To be 11-11 and both be like, nah.
It's like 11-0 right now.
I don't think it's ego.
Max is a very good player.
I'm just bigger than him.
Well, I know but it's confidence in your own skill?
Max is a better player than me.
I am just so much bigger than him.
But ultimately it's like a coin flip right? If you're shot goes in that's a coin flip
if his shot goes in. He's a much better player for a team then me
he's a much more valuable player
to any team than myself
because I'm a shitty big man.
But if there's someone who's
like, much smaller than me, yes of course
I'm gonna have to play.
I didn't even play as well as I wanted to.
But you can play at the top of the hour by subscribing.
What did you think of me out there?
You did phenomenal.
Did my job, huh?
I thought you were going to be much worse,
I'm gonna be honest.
Why?
Like, I think you did better than I expected.
No man, I did my job!
You...you were not a burden.
Of course not, man.
Got my boards,
I had my D.
You know,
I got a little rough on D.
I got fouled
a couple times.
No, you did great.
That was great.
What do you mean?
They fucking
foul the shit out of me too?
Well,
you kind of have to
against the good players.
It's kind of how
it works in basketball.
Alright, baby.
I don't know if fucking –
I don't think I fell max that much.
Yeah, that's like a 6'5 advantage bro.
It's something you need to talk about.
Yeah, well cut my eye.
All right.
Like Duke Dennis would destroy me I think
Why am i thinking about Duke Dennis?
Because the only... because I watch
The AMP games
With RDC,
and the only person I saw that was real good was Duke.
And then I saw old clips of Chris.
Chris, if this clip gets to you,
you were a fucking legend, my man.
What happened?
I mean, I'm waiting for your... Chris McStore?
Yeah.
He's good?
I'm waiting for your recovery.
Oh, he's injured?
I mean, yeah, he's...
I think so.
Fuck.
That sucks.
You're enraged.
This is the reason why you're ducking me?
Because you know...
Bro, he's really injured.
I know.
All right, man.
I got to go.
All right.
Good game, man.
Yeah, my eye fucked up.
See you later, man.
Appreciate you. Nice you later, man. Appreciate you.
Nice to meet you guys.
I want to see if they
want to play more
or not look around
a little bit more
and if not we'll just
get out of here.
Well let me see.
What?
Yeah for sure man. The Kobe's?
These aren't Kobe's's a Kyrie Irving
These are the these are the anti-vaxxer sevens alright here and sons going this way so take it talking about Kyrie Irving flat earther
It's my god sweating man. I love him.
What?
What's your name?
Nathaniel Ludwig.
Good to meet you, man.
Why?
What are you going to do?
Take them off me?
Why are you asking what size I am?
Sign a shirt?
Yeah.
I got you.
No, no. It's not. Sign this shirt? Yeah, or should I get you?
No no. Alright what do you want?
It's uh...
I don't even know if they sell them.
I bought him so he got cancelled and when he got cancelled I went and I bought a bunch
of em like I bought all these different colors.
And they were like $30-$40.
It was crazy because
they discontinued his line
so they were just trying to get him all out.
So if you go to an outlet store or something like that they probably
have them really cheap and they're great hey all right i love this he owes me money then
and i love tyree irving don't agree with everything he says, but
I do like him as a
ball handler. You saw you meet this guy? No
What's going on brother how are you doing?
I'm good. you owe me 100 bucks
why he uh he said ah he's a fan of me and then he said i introduced him to
you okay i don't even think he watches me anymore now sorry bro
and I'm doing the math
and it's like
if you were two years
sub to me
and you're five years
sub to him
and I introduce you
to him
you're not sub
to me anymore
so you owe me
like a hundred what's the math there?
You got it.
Or 20?
Well I just made you a thousand, $2,000 so.
OK, so it wasn't teamwork.
No no, it was.
Come down to the back!
He made it for me, Chad!
No no no, I did.
It wasn't an equal effort!
I did like a quarter of the work and you got 75% of the work.
You guys want to take a photo?
Yeah, damn man.
Is that ready?
Nah man, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it.
Alright what's the move?
What are you guys going to do after this?
Wait where at?
Oh like How's that? Oh, I do.
Streamer 1?
Fast 50?
He's gone.
That's awesome! I could play one on ones if you want.
You can play melee?
I think I got like 1 more maybe.
We can play some other people here.
Even laptop, like that shit it's addicting.
And are you gonna keep shooting me? But it's addicting. And are you going to keep streaming?
I said I would come on your stream if you want.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's after.
I'll end my stream.
FPS it is.
All right, well good to meet y'all.
I gotta go.
You guys are grinded.
Are they still shopping?
That's it for now.
Still shopping?
Peace out, y'all.
Sure man. Weren't you here last time?
I do!
Well okay.
You want to take a... Score against Ray!
You flicked up?
It's not like he hasn't played 11!
Hey it was good shot!
Sure man.
Also we don't have the collab I'm just throwing it out there.
What's up? Hey, you want to have some?
Where are you guys going to go?
I'll come.
I'll end stream if you guys are going to go right now.
All right, peace out.
Well,.
Thank you.
Oh, there's my ball.
Let's turn this off. Bye, Ludd.
This was good. Maybe one day we'll be able to play basketball again without other people.
What is that? Oh, that's sick!
Melrose? What time is it?
I can take you to my friend's studio
if its still open.
It's a store. take the children, just like I did with Aiden back in the day to reconstruct.
Probably shouldn't do that all things considered, considering what happened to Aiden.
People like Tate, yeah
they're gonna find a new Andrew Tate clone
Um my friends
Melrose store closes at 7 if you guys want to go.
Max, Jason.
They close at seven. It's six right now.
My friends' store...
they just have like thrifted shit and he makes custom stuff as well.
Is it nice clothes?
Yeah!
No, it's not unclothes.
It's all Melrose.
Oh, um...
it's like at least 20.
What's up to you guys
That's awesome Melrose
I think
Ahhhh Shit's closed by now. They know.
What's up? I've seen me in my full potential though.
That's right, you're right. Oh! You know what's crazy? What?
I was a real parasocial when you dated that
poor slob. Oh, Janice?
Oh my god Yeah, I told? Oh my god.
That's a deep cut bro
that is- that has been a long
I told you on my twitter bro
You were watching me back then
that was like 29 300 viewers.
Yeah, I was just on the app to what's up?
You watch my shit.
How do you who told you that?
No way.
I mean, that's what my cousin said.
Oh okay yeah of course.
Can I get a shout out now?
Come on.
Shoutout to you.
What's your name?
That was so funny.
What's your name?
Solly.
Damn, he just fucking destroyed you.
Oh I cursed, I'm sorry.
Solly?
How old are you? How old are you?
How old are you?
Here, let's take a photo. Come on.
Did I give a shout out enough?
Yeah, I did. I gave you a shoutout to Solly
Alright, shoutouts is plug for next year TikTok by the way These kids are awesome
No I did not
Cause like I said
I had like 300 viewers back then i was tiny streamer that's crazy
no yeah that's like 2019. i was unless maybe when I went to the
AVN, I was a little bit bigger.
5K? Maybe 10k?
Chat will know!
I started in 2018
but like I wasn't full time until 2020. i started streaming full time in 2020
before then i had a job i had another job do not mass report his channel, bruh. What's wrong with y'all?
That's a good kid too.
No you can have like there can be a child on your
Oh oh oh yeah yeah
Yo Max, you good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. I can't even... What's happening here?
Stop saying glazing. Okay, these guys are
One day you could be like him One day you could be like him.
One day you can be like oh I saw you playing basketball and now I have 20 thousand viewers.
No, I'm good man.
I'm tired. Sorry about that.
Nah you're doing good.
We gotta go son! Yeah, I'll do it here who's streaming
all three of you guys okay tell them what the channels are and i'm to end it here. Can I get that Hassan Elby host or not?
I can't host all three of you.
And Black Boy Maxx.
Alright, I'm going to end it here
and I'm
going to go hang out with them but tomorrow I have to shoot a
trailer so I won't be live however if joe biden drops out i uh they have a green screen ready to go for
me it's a twitch trailer that i'm doing for a secret project for a new show that march
is actually helping produce and it's's gonna be an awesome show,
we're shooting like a very fun,
very cool trailer for tomorrow all day
but they specifically set up
a green screen for me if Joe Biden
drops out I'm just dropping the fucking dropping
the production and going right in there and starting to stream so if joe biden
drops out tomorrow or if you see me go live you know joe biden dropped out
all right Joe Biden dropped out. Alright?
That's all for today.
Peace, everybody.
Hopefully Joe Biden doesn't fucking drop out while I'm...