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This is what it's about okay and not stop advocating for the
cause and now i don't feel lonely i don't feel as lonely anymore and that's because of you guys can continue advocating the right things What's going on everybody?
I hope everyone is having a fantastic evening, afternoon, pre-noon.
No matter where you are in the world, it's probably not morning anywhere
in the world.
It's not pre-noon any longer.
But I'm Sam Piker.
This is Oz with our broadcast coming to you you live from sunny California, Los Angeles folks.
I'm live and alive and I hope all the boys, girls, and enbies are having a fantastic one
because today's a beautiful day, today's a wonderful day.
Today is Tuesday lads, It's Tuesday, July 16th
2024
I am obviously not even a little late
I'm actually incredibly late
and I apologize for that but
there's a really good reason For it and the really good reason
For it is because I
Was lit on fire
I was lit
On fire earlier today
Doing the latest I did a thing video and it was awesome oh you want to come
oh he's already okay we're talking about yeah that's i i have some bad news and some good news the bad
news is the good news is i got lit on fire it was awesome it was a lot of fun proof or didn't
happen don't worry we're going to post some stuff.
I'm going to post a little teaser on TikTok.
I just shot a really funny TikTok.
The bad news is Alexa died.
He died.
That's why he's not here.
He's gone because you guys know the thing that he loves the most
is
appearing on the Haasanabu broadcast
and obviously if he was still
here, like if he was still very much
alive, he would be here right now.
And that's because we lit him on fire
and then
his mustache caught
on fire and then it just kind of trailed
around and it took over his entire body
because he's so fucking hairy.
Like more hairy than me even.
When you think about it,
I had to put on his face
to stop his beard and stuff from...
But it wasn't enough. It wasn't enough.
And he died, and his last words were,
Hasan, please go live
and tell them what happened.
Yeah, that's what it was. So he's dead
and his pubes were caught on fire
which I thought was like poetic justice
in a way.
You technically lit his pubes on fire
even though he threw his pubes in your face.
I think that was revenge from you.
It was nice to see. Only the two Turks
survived? Curious, exactly. He is
Turkic. I like this. It's not a conspiracy.
It is real life.
This man is Turkic and I'm glad that other people are aware
of that reality.
Anyway all jokes aside was a lot
of fun obviously Obviously, personal news
wise, this is part of the broadcast
where I do my personal news.
I didn't really do much last night.
We went to sleep early because we had to wake up early
and do this fucking banger video,
which is going to be awesome. What's the
original called? Like the show?
It's based on the show Would I Lie To You?, which is just
a game where you have to figure out
if someone is lying or telling the truth. It's like two truths, one lie
and basically the premise of
this show was if you get caught
lying then you get
set on fire
liar, liar, pants on fire.
And some of them were crazy.
Like I did a full body burn like head to toe.
When I was running around these guys could feel the heat from my body on them. Yeah, it was
significantly worse
to experience
it than to actually be
in it though. It's crazy. Like it's weird
and I say this as someone who like experienced it
and then someone who also did it himself
like it is incredibly scary when you're watching it
And when you're literally like around it,
like when he was coming up at me,
it was so hot I could feel it.
But when you're in it,
it's nowhere near as bad.
Would you say the same?
Because you did both as well.
I was a little warm
but it wasn't...
Yeah.
It was worse being on
the outside
but his one...
Your one was so...
You were too fucking cool.
Yeah,
I tried to do
like a cool thing.
clean.
You could see
this much in my eyes
No,
I know
because he did the full body one i won't say what
you did but it was yeah well we're gonna we're gonna keep that up it's like a fucking movie
scene it was dope though it was crazy the footage looks looks anime the footage looks incredibly cool and i i loved
it i was very excited how did you guys extinguish it no we had fire extinguishes no this was like a
full stunt team guys like it wasn't like think corridor digital you team, guys. It wasn't...
Like think Corridor Digital.
You know what I mean?
It wasn't like random people.
We didn't do his dickhead idea originally.
Well, I wanted to do it myself
and I was like no one is going to agree
to this also I might just
die
very professional
when you originally pitched it to me
last year and you suggested lighting
me on fire yourself,
you made it seem like you were going to build a contraption where the
pants actually erupt.
That's what I wanted to do before.
Yeah. But thought best not. actually erupt into flames. That's what I wanted to do before, yeah.
But thought best not.
Yeah.
So Alexis just lit them on fire in the backyard.
No, you can't do that.
You can't do that. You can't
do that at all.
It's not like...
That's just...
Only in Australia can you do that where we
legally tortured everyone involved in the other video.
But it was sick, we had lots of people
so we had Michael Reeves, Ludwig
Connor, Alexa, Hasan
and me. Honestly
we should find a different torture method for me and like do it here
I know Alex is not here right now. But yeah yours wasn't that good? Yeah in Australia
We've already been set on fire though. It's fucking yeah, but that doesn't count. That's for a different video.
Anyway,
Kai would do it in his basement. Yeah, but Kai
would also do it in the exact same way that we did it
because Kai is an even larger production than
us so he would have like...
I think a lot of people fail to comprehend
the legal troubles that you
would get into, even if you did it to your friend.
Like...
I think it's like shooting your friend in the head.
Even if they technically consented to it,
I'm almost certain that you would still get into legal trouble
if you were to do that.
Especially setting Ludwig on file?
Yeah.
I would be bankrupt if something happened to that man.
Yeah, I know.
Well, it was in his warehouse.
No, no, not even like David Dobrik,
you can't...
I'm saying, even if I was like, oh no,
I'm totally chill with you lighting me on
fire, I'm pretty sure
if I were to get hurt,
he would still most likely get legal issues coming his way.
Even if I was like,
no,
no,
no,
I'm fine.
Like it's my friend.
Like I consented to it.
I think you could still get into trouble.
Anyway, speaking of
both parties consenting and then getting into
legal trouble, I will talk about the Cody Coe
situation today. Don't worry.
Well, one party can't technically consent but you know what I mean?
Okay, I try to do a legal trouble segue and it didn't work
So we're gonna be talking about about Cody Co of course later
that was a horrible segue
now it leaned
into all the drama
chatters being like you've been hiding the secret from
Cody Ko. You've been hiding the Cody Ko
secret as though it's a thing
that I haven't
openly
criticized a million times over with openly like openly criticized
a million times over with people that are
I would say even closer to me than
Cody Ko. Like why would I
hide that?
And not because of the fact
that the fucking president
got almost assassinated.
What's more important though?
Yeah, no, people literally were like
legitimately thinking
you know...
I was... yeah. Cody actually hired the assassination.
It almost worked.
Yeah. Um...
Yeah, I saw the leaked video.
We'll talk about that too obviously.
Yeah,
I covered it well with Andrew from Channel 5 like I'm always pretty
yeah,
I'm always pretty open and honest.
But regardless...
Oh, Hasan fancams are back? Nice.
Okay, that's...
Oh no, you can't be posting this.
I know where this is going.
No! No! no you can't be close i know where this is going
yes bro that is not a that is not a fan cam.
Okay?
That is.
That's crazy.
There's a crazy edit.
I'm going to get fucking Secret Service coming up.
You shouldn't have done that, and then you'd be fine.
I wouldn't be talking shit because there's a video of you doing the same thing
with the 50 Cal so...
Hand cam more like FBI cam.
Yeah, this is putting my ass in prison cam.
Anyway... Oh fuck, I need to order some stuff before I forget.
But no, it's not something you can get. You would miss
this is fake as fuck. We know you wouldn't
miss you mean right? Because
I'm a pretty decent shot.
Not really. No,
I'm blind. So no, I'm not a very good shot
if we're being real. If we're keeping it at $150
and keeping it in the stack
I am not a very good shot
For all law enforcement
watching this broadcast I am a bad shot and i wouldn't hurt a fly let alone the
president of the united states of america sean raid oh hell yeah we were watching Sean
earlier actually
we were
watching Sean at
the Mogul Moves
at the mogul moves
compound.
Yeah, that video just
showed us your bad shot.
In case of an investigation by any federal
entity or similar I do not have any involvement with this group
or the people in it.
I do not know how I am here,
probably added by a third party.
I do not support any actions
by the member of this group.
Everything I posted here is purely satire
and should be treated as such in a court of law.
I've committed no crimes
and I'm an innocent bystander.
Yeah, that'll fix it, I think.
No, that's good.
We got that out of the way.
We got that out of the way. We're safe, boys.
So...
Announce support.
Did you see anime Recreation of the
Attempt? Of course, dude. It was awesome.
It was fucking awesome.
Anyway, let's
blast off. Let's get freaking started
baby. Let's go.
I'm gonna tweet out that I'm alive
and alive finally like live and literally
alive
this one hits different because
you know I almost died
I can't believe I said yes to that shit sorry because, you know, I almost died.
I can't believe I said yes to that shit.
I'm so glad I did.
Yeah, it was awesome but it is still scary.
Everyone there thought it was insane
that I said yes to it.
But also, I noticed
with your leg,
it looked like it was licking up
underneath a little bit. Did you feel that at all?
Yeah, I did.
I didn't know what the shoe was.
Because the fuel
was like although because i
was swapping you were on fire
the longest you're on fire for
like 10. it's a full ten seconds
it was sick.
Mic babe, no sound?
Oh, you got to speak into the microphone.
Don't forget.
I don't know why.
It's usually pretty good.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay.
Could you repeat that?
I was just saying that the fire looked like it was going up
Hassan's pants
and he was on like it was going up Hassan's pants.
And he was on fire for the longest as well, he was on fire for like 10 seconds.
RFK Jr...
And I thought he was just trying to be cool with me,
but no, it doesn't hurt me.
But apparently he didn't feel anything.
Ten seconds is a long time.
Don't say ten seconds only.
When you're on fire,
ten seconds feels like a very long time.
Sean O'Brien at RNC.
Cody Ko...
...allegations and more
get in now
do we have a
chat, do we have a meme for today?
Do we have a blast off meme?
You have a blast
off meme. let's go.
Okay.
There it is.
Thank you Vorlo over the meme that's
good one um that's a top of the hour ad break debate
as a double two but obviously i have only been live
for like 30 minutes and you know the deal.
Because I was live in the middle of the hour,
I'm not going to run a top-of-the-hour ad break even though normally I would.
At the top of the hour every hour, here it is, ladies and gentlemen. Boyboy's gone.
Yeah, boyboy's gone-gone.
Well, boy is here.
Boy of boyboy is gone-gone.
Lowercase b-boys
here.
I think I
abused him too much, guys.
I was like you're my
Serbian manservant.
He loves it.
He does like it.
He loves anything that associates him with
Serbia, and
there's nothing better than that.
I made him leave,
dude. I made him leave.
But Alex and I have some fire content lined up.
Friday before the Connor Dog Virginia
Connor Dog Veterans Affairs stream
where we're going to be fundraising for the IDF
not the IDF that you know and love.
Oh my god, I hope he didn't take
my keys with him, my car keys.
No way. Hold on, thanks them my car keys no way hold on thanks well you should call him or text them oh thank god holy shit I was a little worried okay thank God. Holy shit. I was a little worried. Okay. Thank God. How's the dead man taking your keys? It was on him this morning. He loves that fucking camera so, he just took it home with him.
So,
do LASIK?
Is life-changing?
No, I'm not going to do it.
Okay.
So we have a fire content lined up number one friday in the morning i am going to be if we lock this down i am going to be training alongside Alex with the All Blacks.
Which from what I understand is one of the best rugby teams on the planet?
That's right.
The fucking big boys.
Yeah, we're going to be doing some training with them
and then after that
we have the Conner Dog Virginia
Conner Dog Veterans uh fundraiser obviously
for the immune deficiency fund so that's number one
number two saturday we do a regular stream
we do a regular stream.
We do a regular broadcast and then afterwards 2v2 baby.
That's right.
Jason and Max phase max face black boy.
Max phase Jason the Wee-Wee versus Faze Hassan and
Faze Ludwig. That's right. We're going to be
doing a 2v2 basketball
stream Saturday night so get fucking
ready for that. Get fired up for that.
You better not get fucked
up at rugby then.
I'll be gentle.
I'll be light on my tippy toes the whole time.
And then that's it.
I think I'm going to do a choppo
at some point as well.
And I have
a
potential DreamCon
attendance
coming up as well but that's later
what is DreamCon?
DreamCon is RDC
RDC is like Mark Phillips, Supreme Dreams.
RDC World, this is their...
I'm sure you've seen their sketches before.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, so they so. So there...
I'm going to be
a bunch of who cares?
Wait, what?
Why?
Apollo Noir
Very close to my name.
That's our,
that's our gay black Ohioan.
So he's just being,
you're just being a little baby right now, but he's struggling.
You know what I mean? He's
gay black and in Ohio.
Yeah, damn. It's like the worst place to be.
Sassy.
Just, you know
gotta let him do his thing
who cares
do politics
um
yeah we're gonna do that
don't worry.
46 months he's turning?
Yeah, that's how it works.
Stop it with the Ohio mentions.
People from Ohio are like,
come on bro, we suffer enough.
You don't have to fucking let us
let everybody know.
Learn the Haka before you play
the All Blacks?
We'll figure it out.
Are we allowed to even do the haka?
I mean, if they give us the allowance that we could...
People think I'm Maori sometimes.
You are so skinny though.
I know. Like, if you were built like me
then that would be convincing
but you're built like you
So
yeah, if they give us the Haka pass then we would do it did you really send alexa back
to guantanamo yes i did i was like get the out of here pre-burned as well
so they didn't have to burn him. Yeah, well...
We wanted to make sure
we aren't wasting federal resources
on burning
him.
We told everybody he was Albanian too.
So add insult to injury so they know he's Muslim.
Since you are Turkish, do you believe Thomas Matthew Crook is a member of the YPG and PKK?
No.
Are you fucking...
Dude, what?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, I think a dude from Bethlehem,
Pennsylvania or wherever the fuck he's
from that wears camo
is actually a PKK guy.
Turks are so fucking
stupid, dude. I swear to God.
Have you done the RFK League? No, I just started.
But yeah.
Biden is finalizing Supreme Court major changes I like that
anyway we'll do all of that let's
we're blasting off and then we're getting started.
The Macy has sent the fat ass playlist already.
We got a fern video on the docket.
Uh,
I'm going to run a one minute ad break here in the top of
the hour instead of a three minute one because we just started
what is this 40 miles channel 4 news says the shooter's father was identified in the top 20 of
20k people in the area to be a gun-owning Republican
and hunter. According to secret data, Republicans
were compiling to advertise the gun owners
Why do they have that?
Why is Channel 4 doing a better investigative reporting job than
american news on the that makes me mad like that's supposed to be our dude
like channel 4 does not know where Pennsylvania is on a fucking map.
Okay? Just stick to what you're good
at which is Gaza stuff.
I don't like when you...
I don't like when you're doing good investigative reporting
on Pennsylvania relatedrelated issues.
Western Pennsylvania is supposed to be our territory, okay?
That's supposed to be our territory, not yours, okay?
Stick to your own goddamn lane.
You feel me?
More about
Biden's insiders trying to lose the election.
Yeah, we'll do that.
Jared Huffman at DNC is planning on locking Biden as a nominee
early. Honestly, it sounds like this small little circle of geniuses
that have put us on a losing trajectory
saying we're going to crash the plan and there's nothing you can do about
it.
They're pulling a Muhammad out though.
Anyway,
the report starts at 537
in an 11-minute video? Okay.
Well, regardless
I brought it back to the beginning
but we'll get started first
with the investigation
that's being conducted into the Trump rally shooting.
Because honestly, there should be an investigation.
There should be many investigations being conducted into this
because police incompetence and secret service incompetence is always
a classic. That's right
so let's get started with that
Hassan Random
any book you would recommend? I don't know how to read
I don't know how to read.
I don't, I don't know how to read so I don't know. I can't tell you.
Okay.
Let's get started.
Investigation of the assassination attempt on former President Trump Let's get started. bystanders trying to warn police just before the shooting charlie damar is at
the scene charlie good morning vlad glad good morning the site of
the shooting and rally still an active crime scene here in Butler, Pennsylvania.
The FBI says it has completed the search of the shooter's home and car.
They've gained access into his phone all in an effort to try and determine a motive.
Cell phone video taken Saturday evening shows rally attendees pointing towards Thomas Matthew Crooks and trying to alert police to his presence
two full minutes before he fired at the former president.
Less than 15 seconds before the shots, people are seen running away from
the area then just moments later someone approaches THE SHOOTER WAS TAKEN TO HOSPITAL AND HE WAS
DETECTED.
AFTER A FEW MINUTES, PEOPLE
ARE SEEN RUNNING AWAY FROM THE
AREA.
THEN MOMENTS LATER SOME IN
THE CROWD BEGIN SHOUTING THAT THE MAN ON THE ROOF KILLED FIREFIGHTER CORY COMPARATOR AND WOUNDED
THREE OTHERS, THE FORMER
PRESIDENT, 57-YEAR-OLD MARINE
CORPS VETERAN DAVID DUTCH AND
74-YEAR-OLD JAMES COPENHAVER.
SECONDS LATER HE WAS SHOT DEAD BY ONE ROUNDAWN. four-year-old James Copenhaver. Seconds later, he was shot
dead by one round from a Secret
Service countersniper.
Dude, it's pretty funny
that like, that footage
will forever have the TMZ logo on it.
Like our generation's Zapruder footage
literally has a TMZ logo on it.
I think that that is perhaps like the best demonstration
that we have devolved as a society.
You know what I mean?
Like it straight up has TMC watermark on it. That's crazy.
I mean, it's a beautiful thing. It's a beautiful thing.
The Butler County Sheriff says his department, which was unseen,
was not responsible for sweeping the roof where the shooter was perched.
The sheriff's office was not asked to do that and I don't know whose responsibility
that would have been.
Sources tell CBS News that the Secret Service didn't clear it either since it was SOURCES TELL CBS NEWS THAT THE SECRET SERVICE DIDN'T CLEAR IT EITHER,
SINCE IT WAS OUTSIDE THE SECURE PERIMETER.
BUT A SOURCE WITH DIRECT KNOWLEDGE OF THE INCIDENT
SAYS THREE SNIPERS FROM LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT WERE STAGED WITHIN THE BUILDING JUST three snipers from local law enforcement were staged within the building just beneath
the shooter. They observed Crooks acting suspiciously before the shooting
and radioed into command that he was using a rangefinder
and had a backpack.
By the time help arrived,
It's a large building and would have been hard to clear?
Yeah, no, totally dude.
You're right.
Yeah, that's famously famously that's what the secret service is supposed to say in situations like this
oh man it's just too hard okay i'm, it's just too hard! It's just too hard.
There is not anything we can do, bro. These guys clear cities.
Okay?
Someone...
When I talked about this,
someone was trying to unironically make the argument
that it's easier for the Secret Service
to clear out an entire city block in, like, D.C.,
than it is to secure a fucking barn, okay?
Not a barn, but? Not a barn but like a
literally just like
a factory.
That's the only other building
Like a warehouse that is the only other building in like a one mile radius
arrived it was too late secret service Service Director Kimberly Cheadle yesterday said she would not step down from her post, despite some calls for her to resign in an exclusive ABC News interview. she said the buck stops with me.
I am the director of the Secret Service.
It was unacceptable and it's something that shouldn't happen again.
Secretary of Homeland Security...
Yeah, she should have said, I of Homeland Security. Yeah, she's like – she should have said I'm a woman and as you guys know women are less capable than men.
Elon Musk is right.
D-E-I – Elon Musk is right. DEI,
Elon Musk
is right.
DEI initiatives
are absolutely
ruining this country.
Insecurity Alejandro Mayorkas
said former President Trump's
Secret Service detail
has been beefed up,
adding that an independent investigation
into the shooting and law enforcement responsibilities INVESTIGATION INTO THE SHOOTING AND LAW ENFORCEMENT RESPONSE
WILL BEGIN WITHIN DAYS.
A LAW ENFORCEMENT SOURCE TELLS
CBS NEWS THAT THE SHOOTER
VISITED A LOCAL GUN RANGE DAYS
BEFORE THE SHOOTING, BUT IT
DOES NOT MEANT TO BE A source tells CBS News that the shooter visited a local gun range days
before the shooting. That's terrible answer
from though, shouldn't happen again is very weak
rhetoric. Yeah honestly
I don't know why she said it
like that. She should have just straight up been like,
as the leader of the Secret Service,
it is absolutely my responsibility
to ensure that this will never happen again
and you have my assurance
that it will never happen again
we take our job very seriously and we are investigating the process
very seriously uh and you know our commitment to
securing our commitment to securing,
our commitment to the safety and security
of all of the high-profile
people that we are tasked
with serving
and their family members
is absolute.
Something along those lines.
I just whipped that up in literally three seconds.
That's crazy.
Bro is yapping?
Dude, they should just hire me to do PR.
As you guys know, I'm so good at doing PR I'M SO GOOD AT DOING PR, ESPECIALLY FOR MYSELF. AND PURCHASED AMMUNITION, 50 ROUNDS OF AMMO BEFORE HEADING
TO THE RALLY.
MULTIPLE SOURCES TELLING CBS NEWS THAT THEY ARE NOT
REQUESTING ANY MORE AMMO. THE SHOOTERS FATHER CALLED 911 SHORTLY AFTER HIS SON OPENED
FIRE. ADRIANNA?
SO MANY NEW DETAILS, CHARLIE
THANK YOU. fire. Adriana? So many new details, Charlie thank you. We do have some break- Okay it's
actually not a joke though. It is actually not even a joke that 100%,
I would love to see the shooter's phone.
And,
I am not even remotely kidding
when I say
I think I could do a better job than whoever the fuck they have at Quantico
to immediately identify points of radicalization and figure out a motive.
I'm not joking when I say this,
that I am not very confident in my expertise and anything on this planet really like anything at all with one exception and that is brain rot okay brain rot give me brain rot i will tell you
with pinpoint accuracy exactly how this became brain rotted what YouTube videos he watched
okay, what his
allegiances are
and like I won't lie even if it's like
he's Antifa or whatever like I'll still tell you
I just want to know the truth so bad, but would
you be unbiased?
I mean it'd be hard in that situation, but if
I'm allowed to see it.
Then you know just out of sheer curiosity.
I want to know so fucking bad that I would be unbiased in my analysis.
Okay?
Do you think he wants to avenge the death of Qasem Soleimani?
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
That seems like...
That seems... That seems like...
That seems to be my working theory.
You guys don't understand. Butler, Pennsylvania was weeping when Qasem Suleimani was executed. A lot of people don't understand how hard Western Pennsylvania was struck with the news that Qasem Suleimani was executed by the American government.
Okay?
Butler wept, dude.
Like what's
the argument? Exclusive secret
service ramped up security after intel of Iranian
plotters assassinate Trump.
Even if security after Intel of Iranian plot. This hasn't a Trump like,
like even if this is correct.
Okay.
Which,
you know,
I don't know who knows the idea that Who knows But like
The idea
That this would be somehow connected
To the fucking shooter
Let me tell you
What I think is
even more likely, like
let me tell you how unlikely this
is, okay? It is
so unlikely that I think
it's even
it's even...
It's more likely that the shooter was a Nikki Haley
or a Ronda Santis stan.
And,
I think that's pretty fucking unlikely.
Okay? okay like
I'm imagining a realm
of possibilities here
and I'm thinking in my mind
the shooter's connections to iran the irgc is somehow less likely
than the shooter being like a die-hard nikki slaley stan and being like a diehard Nikki Slaley stand
and being like, we need you.
Nikki right now is blaring in his ear
as he lined up the shot.
You know what I mean?
A tear
a single tear fell down his cheek
as he lined up the shot on his
iron sights and looked down the
barrel of that AR-15 and said
it's time. We need you
Nicky right now To lead our nation!
And then he took the fucking shot
Breaking news here Boris
we are learning of a plot to
assassinate former President Trump
A plot with no known connection to Saturday's assassination attempt.
I should...
Oh, lying news media immediately.
No known connection.
Okay.
Lying news media.
Fake news. Okay? Fake news....mentioning... LION NEWS MEDIA! FAKE NEWS!
OKAY, FAKE NEWS.
MENTION THAT'S OBVIOUSLY VERY NOTEWORTHY.
LET'S BRING IN SENIOR JUSTICE CORRESPONDENT EVAN PEREZ
FOR THE DETAILS ON THIS. EVAN WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
WELL BRIANA IN RECENT WEEKS THE U.S GOVERNMENT RECEIVED for the details on this Evan what do you know well be a in recent weeks see
the US government received intelligence from a human source
that indicated that the Iranians were plotting to try to kill
of former president Donald Trump now that led immediately to an increase in the protection
for the former president we heard over the weekend from the Secret Service that in recent
weeks they had increased their protection for the former president.
And so, the question was exactly why?
We now know that this is the reason why it was specific intelligence that was deemed
to be credible enough and that's the reason why they increased the protection for
the former president. It's very important to point out
that there is nothing
to indicate at this point
part of this... This makes things even
funnier that like there was
actionable intelligence on
attempts that might come
from foreign adversaries against the
former president and the Secret
Service still fucked up this hard.
We have a gaping hole
in our security apparatus,
in our security barrier if that is
the case.
This is the best
increased intelligence gets you?
Investigation of the events on Saturday. Hot take,
Mossad wanted to pin this on Arambo, the guy missed.
You are also insane, dude.
No, Mossad would
never in a million fucking years execute Donald Trump who is literally
a more popular political figure than Benjamin Netanyahu and Joe Biden.
Okay? In Israel. What are you saying?
That the shooter,
that would-be assassin that tried to assassinate the former president on Saturday.
There's no indication it had anything to do with this Iranian plot.
It appears to be a coincidence obviously, but it is one of those
things that is raising new questions
I think for the
Secret Service and for everybody
involved in the protection of
Donald Trump, how it was that these events took place as they did on Saturday.
How did someone this 20 year old person get onto that roof again knowing
that they had this intelligence and Secret Service was aware of this intelligence
And they have taken obviously some additional steps
But how did that person get on a roof and be able to fire off these shots
That almost killed Donald Trump.
Those are very,
very big important questions
that you're going to have...
As in his taste
of the politics viewer counts
he will never be the same?
Yeah,
I don't think
he understands
that he stepped foot
into a very treacherous field though
A field that will not be kind
to him
So like currently
gamers watching him do political commentary
will go the distance,
but I don't know if he'll want to continue it.
Kinder than it is to you, lol?
Yeah, but... kinder than it is to you lol yeah but
all i'm gonna say is this area that this space that I exist in is a very treacherous one. It's significantly worse than doing
courtroom analysis on the Johnny Depp stuff.
The Secret Service are going to have
to answer in the coming weeks.
And then the other issue, obviously, is how much of this played into some
of the preparations for this rally?
We know that over the period of months...
I'm the Gio Rainbolt
of fucking figuring out brain rot, dude.
...that the former president's campaign has been told and has been warned by the Secret Service about the inherent risks of holding these very large outdoor events where it is inherently more risky for his security.
And the Secret Service would much, much prefer for Donald Trump or anyone
who is running for office like this to hold events in a closed environment where they
have better control of who gets in and out, and who might have access to him. And so the
question there is you know were they aware of to our knowledge?
They weren't necessarily read in on the specifics of this plot.
But the question is should they be holding these outdoor events where there is clearly
more risk than
to do events if they did them
inside, for instance, an arena.
And so this knowledge
now in retrospect,
knowing why they amped up the security that
they have all the more reason to be cautious.
Obviously in the setup of
the situation there in Butler Pennsylvania
when we also look though and of note as you point out
this was not connected to what happened on Saturday
but what happened on Saturday
was sort of seen as something obviously
a lone gunman,
something that was a little more ad hoc.
We've learned now that it was almost two minutes.
Even queer leftists in Poland and the IRL
have told me they hate Assam when I tell them
my watch. Asmongman don't want their smoke.
I mean, Asmongold is not also going to have positions
that Polish people
hate. If anything,
triangulating your position
to what Polish people like will probably garner you a lot of Reddit-style support.
Especially Polish people...
Oh, Portland!
Oh, I fucking thought you said Poland.
I don't know why I immediately thought
Poland
Portland
yeah those people
despise Esmond anyway they're not going to watch his ass
Poland
Poland rant keep
going
he is very
centrist
I don't think
you get the
same hint
people saw
this man
on the roof
before he
took a shot
and that
raises a lot
of questions
about how
security was responding there.
But just knowing that an ad hoc situation was able to almost succeed,
raises questions about what a state actor might be able to achieve.
And knowing what we now know about this Iran plot,
what kind of notes they or another entity that is an enemy
of the U.S., what kind of notes they might be taking?
Right, exactly and the issue is obviously
the threat from Iran has been a known factor right
there's been warnings about Iran and the fact
that they do want to strike back against the United States.
Obviously in 2020 assassination of Qassam Soleimani in Iraq, the top general there in Iran has prompted increasing concerns about specific officials inside the U.S. government who could
be targeted, including the former president but also Mike Pompeo and John Bolton... I think Iran conversations are relatively silly,
and it's the same as like
conversations that pertain to China.
I wouldn't say the same for Russia
because ultimately like Iran,
as far as a regional actor,
as far as being a regional actor
will do a lot of stuff that is polarizing.
We'll do violent things every now and then
but in terms of their foreign policy We'll do violent things every now and then.
But in terms of like their foreign policy against the United States of America or United States,
America's allies,
like Israel,
they have been pretty fucking tame.
Like they have been pretty fucking tame. Like,
they have demonstrated
restraint even with the
Israel situation. If you
recall, I'd say the same thing about China
as well.
I don't think they want... I'd say the same thing about China as well. Like, they...
I don't think they want...
like,
I don't think Iran wants
uh,
the smoke,
the American smoke in general.
I don't wanna...
I don't think they wanna like
fuck the bag up
any further.
So, fuck the bag up any further. So
these kinds of like
conversations of
Iran wants to assassinate the American president.
That's so... I think that is far too ambitious
for the Iranian government in general.
You know?
These people being protected to a greater extent than you might see former officials usually protected. So we've seen
all of that visibly and
so the questions you're asking are
exactly the ones that I think everybody's
on everyone's mind because
we know for for instance...
Is Hassan daring them all? No.
I'm not.
I think that they are
very
restrained. I don't think restraint is a bad thing
it's not me provoking iran i think you guys are operating on like
iran's foreign policy being like barbaric and very violent
as a narrative so you're not understanding
the things I'm saying.
I'm saying the exact opposite of what you think is going on
and I'm pointing to
Iranian lack of action,
Iranian lack of reaction,
Iranian disinterest in like...
Iranian disinterest in...
Iranian disinterest, specifically in retaliation and escalation.
The Justice Department has arrested
people who did have tried, they did try to come up with plots
to go after John Bolton. And so all of that information I think makes you
wonder why the events happened on Saturday
the way they did.
I should note that we did get a statement
from the Trump campaign,
and they said we do not comment
on President Trump's security detail,
all questions should be directed to the United States Secret Service.
Which of course is the big question right? They're going to be facing hearings
they are going to be facing hearings.
They're going to be facing very important questions from members of Congress
who already are asking
about exactly what went wrong here.
We have all kinds of questions. If they'd amped up
security in light of knowing this with this
threat that they thought was credible, did they have more snipers perhaps than they would usually
have? We don't know the answer to that at this point, but certainly
that would be interesting to know. We also know
that Iran has targeted Iranian dissidents
on American soil and as as you mentioned, other plots
as well but this
gets to a new level.
This is talking about
the presidency
someone who has been president and may very well be
President again. That seems like a new level right? It takes it takes
the Iran threat certainly I think to a new height that I think a lot of officials you know,
people who don't know exactly what's been going on behind the scenes
maybe not understand that the threat from the Iranians is at that level.
Obviously, Russia and China are seen
as the biggest adversaries
for the United States but
to try to take out
a former president of the United States.
Someone who right now is leading...
Bro, the Iran targets Iranian
dissidents on U.S. soil
narrative is like if Yanmi Park
was saying that
the North Korean government Like if the on me park was saying that, like,
you know,
the North Korean government is after her.
By the way,
the only difference of course,
is that like most people who are at least somewhat serious journalists.
Like Leslie Stahl on 60 Minutes is not going to cover
Yeonmi Park saying that
unless, you know,
North Korea is beefed up
as a foreign adversary
which they might.
But the only reason why
they do that for Iran
is because it's like,
oh yeah,
that's...
It's just a good way to...
It's a good way
to continue a steady
flow of like
anti-Iranian sentiment in the
media. Like
I don't think there is a single
successful assassination.
It's simply just attempts from
you know, pro-Shah
Iranians living in diaspora
saying that there is like attempts
against their lives.
It's like me saying the Turkish government that there is like attempts against their lives.
It's like me saying
the Turkish government is after me because I've been threatened before, you know
what I mean?
Like
That's how I feel
about it which you won't get like
you won't get a lot of
coverage on that either
because Turkey is technically NATO so they won't
actually fucking talk about it all that much.
Every now and then cover... They'll do an
NSKontar story
because he's a
Fethullah Gulen supporter
but ultimately it's not
the same stable narrative
that you can plant against
...
The same stable narrative you can plant against a foreign adversary that we've propositioned as a foreign...
Like we've propped up as a foreign adversary for multiple decades at this point.
And he polls and is, you know, at this point if you would have held an election right now
you know could very well be the president, the next president again come January
uh certainly does indicate that this is an increased level of threat. And that's what
are the Justice Department, that's what the FBI
that's with the intelligence community, the Homeland Security Department
everybody is very keenly aware of. And so the way to protect someone like
the leading candidate and
protect the current president of the United States
is, it makes it a lot more complicated.
We know that politicians want
to have these kinds of...
...USA, Canada, Russia, China, and Iran.
Saudi Arabia as well.
And not just U.S. soil but like United States permanent residents very famously as a matter of fact both in Canada and the United States but also
specifically like United States legal permanent residents like Jamal Khashoggi
But again those are in the sphere of American influence to a certain degree
so that's the reason why that doesn't get the broad
coverage because it's not like
tacked on
to
a narrative that these guys are the permanent enemies of the United States in the same way that Iran is. So, that's it.
Events where they have more interaction and closer access to their supporters.
And so that's always the push and pull
that you have between the Secret Service
and the security services,
the intelligence agencies
and so on to try to inform them.
And so that question, I think...
Do you think the Iranian narrative is a lie?
I mean, it's not a lie in the sense
that I think it's just embellished most likely.
Like there will be like a fucking mullah that will be like
Oh yeah I'm putting a hit out on
It's like the Salman Rushdie shit
You know what I mean?
Which is real
That is a real thing to happen right
But it's like
um, is it like the official
yeah, is it like the official fucking
government policy? I don't think so
but I don't know. I mean could be
um
its impact I think is still I mean, could be. Its impact,
I think is still
ultimately
its impact
is still ultimately
tacked on to the overarching
narrative that we must go to war with Iran.
They are really,
they're really
scary.
We're going to have
emanating from this is, did they add additional resources in Butler, Pennsylvania?
Did they have additional Cypress?
We don't know that. We know there's at least two Secret Service sniper groups
And 2 local
and 2 local, correct
and we know one of the sniper groups was able to get a shot
that killed this person in
the time he was able to fire off these shots.
This report obviously raising huge questions about what
that would catapult the U.S. into
if there were a threat carried out like that?
Evan, thank you so much.
We know you're going to continue to dig on this.
Anyway, this is fun.
Trump's surprising call with RFK Jr.
Is posted online and deleted.
RFK Jr. Is a fucking fake friend of the highest magnitude.
Okay?
There is nothing more
of a fake friend move
than just like getting
a call from your bestie
that almost got assassinated
and then leaking that shit
very publicly
for everyone to hear
and everyone to hear and everyone to see and everyone to watch
only to then turn around and delete it
is completely unacceptable. Okay?
You're fake.
You're phony.
Why would you do such a thing?
If someone was the one who leaked it, still.
Like why are you filming that shit?
Anyway,
Sam Cedar's take on RFK League today was savage. It was so good, Uncle.
Sam doesn't miss on RFK.
Fucking phony ass, dude.
It was the worm to RFK?
Yeah, we'll talk about it. Let's get
to the meat of the
phone call, though.
Trump made a phone call to RFK Jr.,
who recorded his end
of the call, and we have part of that. Let's listen.
Something's wrong with that whole system.
Yeah?
I just did not over that whole system. Yeah, and I said,
doctors,
you're fine.
And I said,
I want to do small doses,
small doses.
When you feed a baby
about being in vaccination When you feed a baby, Bobby,
and vaccination that is like 38 different vaccines
And it looks like its been for a horse. Not a 10 pound or 20 pound baby
It looks like you're giving you should be
getting on the horse and do you ever see the size of it right there it's just massive
and then you see that maybe all of a sudden starting to change radically.
I've seen it too many times.
And then you hear that it doesn't have an impact, right?
But you and I talked about that a long time ago.
This is Donald Trump trashing the very vaccines that his administration pushed through in a very successful way.
And I just want to make abundantly clear, all vaccines that are approved or authorized for use have been proven safe and effective through rigorous scientific studies.
Severe reactions are exceedingly rare, the CDC says the benefits far outweigh the risks.
The World Health Organization says vaccines prevent
more than 4 million deaths every year,
critical fact check there but the fact that Trump is trying to appeal
to one of the most well known vaccine opponents clearly trying, Audie to get him
to drop his bid and get on board with Donald Trump.
What does that tell you?
I mean,
I kind of want to defer to Kristen here. But for a time people thought maybe Kennedy would take votes away from Biden and that was the big concern. And I think that sort of changed after a while as people started to take a look at this very
kind of mixed bag coalition of people who are supporters of Kennedy and try to make
sense of it.
Obviously the Trump people have or else this phone call wouldn't have happened. David, the other thing
happening this morning we saw this kind of
I don't want to call it leaked but it was an accidentally
posted video of a call
between Donald Trump
and RFK
Let's watch the Donald Trump and RFK.
Let's watch the real, uh,
the full footage. And something's wrong with that whole system.
Yeah,
it's a
doctor issue, Frank. I said I want to do small doses.
Small doses.
When you feed a baby, Bobby,
a vaccination that is like 38 different vaccines.
And it looks like it's meant for a horse, not a 10 pound or 20 pound baby.
It looks like you should be giving on the horse.
Yeah, classic.
They're always doing this, dude.
The size of it right here is just massive.
And then you see the baby all of a sudden starting to change radically.
I've seen it too many times, and then you hear that it doesn't have an impact right?
But you already talked about that a long time ago.
Anyway, I would would love you to do
something and i think it'd be so good for your
and so big for you and we're gonna win look at that way ahead of the guy and you know what was interesting
he's very nice actually he called me and he said uh how did you choose to move
right this kid is you choose to move to the right just because i guess that people see
if you have those guys looking straight up
he said they said i was just showing it to you and i didn't have to tell them
the track was not all the people pouring into our
country not all the people pouring into our country, right?
But, uh...
that would just turn my head to show the joy.
And something rocked me!
It sounded like a giant
like the world's largest mosquito!
And it was it was a bullet going right you know that's my favorite part where he's just like it's like a it's like a giant mosquito whizzing
through my ear.
Also,
yeah, the Blade Runner filter on this
is pretty fire.
... You guys want to see me getting caught on fire,
getting lit on fire?
I posted it on my TikTok.
Go up because this is one of the best extraction
I've seen in a long time.
I think I fucked it up though.
Earlier today, I shot a video for iDidThings channel where I got lit on fire.
Did a little bit of emulation with professionals, okay?
With professional stuntmen and I wanted to see if this little demon back here would care
if I were to be lit on fire.
She doesn't care.
She doesn't care. Earlier today I shot a video.
No,
I don't give a shit about that.
I hope you enjoyed it.
Well,
you're not alone.
With no caption?
What did you even scream? I didn't.
It's just the call to like the call to stop,
like to take the fire out.
How the fuck was I saved?
What do you mean?
That was incredibly safe.
No, it wasn't my
safe word.
Bro, did they do that because you
post cringe? That's a hate crime.
That was weak as hell dog.
You were just sitting.
Wait what?
That's the whole point?
What is happening in this chat, bro?
Like I lit myself on fucking fire
and chat is like...
Damn.
Y'all fucking suck dick, dude.
Holy shit. I have the
absolute most toxic worst
fucking community. I swear to God.
Like, the moment that we
sidestep away
from like for three and a half seconds
from like immediate political commentary chat turns into like the unimaginable
haters dude what the fuck it's like collectively everyone's like
yo what is happening?
Why are you getting one guide all the time?
I'm getting 1,000 guide.
1,000 guide. yikes no it didn't get painful at all. It was awesome.
I love when chatters will be like objectively annoying and then turn around and be like...
And you're getting one guy.
It's like,
no dude,
there was like a thousand fucking chatters immediately being like,
yo,
you suck.
You suck dick.
You're awful.
I hated watching that.
Get back to politics
and they think shit is sweet.
They think that's like funny. Why do you refuse to debate DJT, Donald Trump Jr.?
I would love to.
Thank you. Anyway.
Chat, please do variety content. Hassan, here you go. Chat, please do variety content.
Hassan, here you go chatting out like that.
If you want to hear my takes on Sean O'Brien
I already gave it in real time last night
and was fucking losing my mind a little bit
but we'll cover it again today.
Anyway,
let's get back to CNN's analysis over this messy bitch RFK
Jr.
This is fascinating to me because uh normally a third party candidate this is what most of the
country hates ultra leftist and socialist yeah it's just like no fun ass motherfuckers
it is so annoying and then they'll they'll sit in the chat and get offended
and be like, no, I just don't think that was fun.
Shut up.
Like you're just not fun.
You're just annoying and bad
and that's why we didn't like it
even though I've fucking given you $5
for like 86 months
and i love you and i will defend you until the day i die except i hate you right now in
this very moment because you called me out.
We wouldn't be paying a ton of attention to you, but this is someone who has the potential to
impact this race. Why is
Donald Trump having an in-person meeting with RFK
Jr., and calling him on the phone, and they're chit-chatting the vaccine. And so we're seeing a lot of people on
Facebook and Twitter, having
an in person meeting with RFK
Junior and calling him on the
phone and they're chit chatting
about vaccine skepticism. Yes
Let's put the vaccine skepticism aside for a moment since we know that approved vaccines are indeed safe and effective in this country.
But it does speak to some ideological alignment
and where Trump is still in pursuit of something here.
I mean, this is what I find so fascinating.
He has the phone call on Sunday,
of course talks about how he's doing
after the shooting as well
in addition to the vaccine piece
but then the in-person meeting
here in Milwaukee on Monday, that is a concerted effort to try and see if there's a way to bring RFK Jr.
And his supporters into this Trump fold.
It's something that the Trump campaign has been keenly
focused on throughout the entirety of this campaign
They are of the mind
that there are some real alignments with
the RFK Jr voters and they saw
him as a potential threat.
And you see in right now trying to embrace it.
Yeah, I would also say one of the things that we've heard over and over again since
the shooting on Saturday is that Donald Trump is actually trying for this message on unity Now I will be clear how long? I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA. I THINK THE MESSAGE THAT WE
HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS
SATURDAY IS THAT DONALD TRUMP
IS ACTUALLY TRYING FOR THIS
MESSAGE ON UNITY.
HOW LONG THIS LASTS, IF IT
LAST, WE HAVE NO IDEA. OBVIOUSLY DONALD TRUMP IS NOT but the people I've spoke to who are close to him have said that he
feels like a changed man.
Dude, I hate this narrative
but low-key
maybe I'm too lived up right now
and I was talking to Austin about this last night as well I'm too lived up right now. And,
I was talking to Austin
about this last night as well.
That motherfucker
look changed dude.
He did.
Last night
when I was watching his ass
he just looked like something weird when I was watching his ass,
he just looked like something was different, dude.
He had an air about him.
Look, you know,
I will of course...
I will of course wait and see he could be changed for the worse
that is probably
the highest likelihood he could be changed for the worse that is the probably that's
the highest likelihood
but when he was there at the rn, he looked different.
He looked
sad.
You know?
He looked like a man who had
a brush with death.
He looked like a man
who had a near-death experience,
which he did.
So we shall see.
You know his ass only signed up for money and fame
now that he almost lost his wig? He's second guessing?
That's what I was thinking too, because
he's like a massive
narcissist who's only interested in
his own damn self, right?
Like we know that. That's a fact, right?
Having said that however...
It does kind of feel like this politics shit ain't a game no more when your life is on the line all of a sudden.
Like, running for election...
Running for re-election is your way out of prison. Because for
Donald Trump it's literally
not life or death but like
life behind bars or at least
some
time behind bars versus no time
behind bars.
So he sees it
as an existential
crisis
for that reason
like his
continuation
of this
re-election
is his attempts at winning the presidency.
Having said that, however
now that it's a literal
fucking life or death
style situation
well then the dynamic changes a little bit don Don't you think? Where he's like
damn bro this shit could get me killed. Like I thought the Secret Service was like
on it you know. I thought the Secret Service would be saving my ass every time.
This is your worst thing?
He would never see jail, house or as a best.
Sure, but he doesn't think that. he thinks he probably would go to jail
I mean dude come on
once he's
no longer running
for office
he doesn't have that protective barrier
that the Republican Party gives him and when he doesn't have that protective barrier that the Republican Party gives him.
And when he doesn't have
that protective barrier
that the Republican Party gives him
as their candidate,
all of a sudden...
All of a sudden
he doesn't have like
the same...
Like he doesn't even have... If he doesn't have like the same... Like he doesn't even have...
If he doesn't have campaign funds,
how is he going to fucking pay for all the legal fees and shit?
Come on.
He's saying he is.
One of the things that he's saying
is that he's lucky to be alive.
I need you to understand something though.
I'm not saying...
I'm not saying that this means he's a good guy magically or anything like that.
I'm not saying that at all.
I'm not saying that at all. I'm simply stating
that my boy had a brush with death
and he just simply looked like
he changed a little bit.
His attitude looked a little different
when he was at the RNC. It's the night,
he's the bell of the ball, this is
his night. I don't think he's
reformed. I just think
it shook a little bit of fear into him.
That's it.
So there is a concerted effort that they're making as a whole on trying... Yeah, the unity stuff is bullshit though and I'll talk about that
in a second.
This morning with a very emotional arrival, And emotional was the word last night
of former President Trump
at the Republican National Convention.
This was his first public appearance
since he attempted on his life over the weekend,
wearing a bandage over his injured ear, Trump
drew very loud cheers from the crowd
His arrival came as he officially
secured the delegates to become
his party's nominee
And he announced his running mate
that's Ohio Senator J.D. Vance.
All of that just from day one of the convention and there is so much more happening today.
Tony as you know is leading our RNC coverage in Milwaukee.
Tony good to see you it was a very emotional night last night i was up late
watching yeah good morning gail emotion really is the word for pure emotion last night as donald
trump locked in his party's nomination the crowd here was dancing in the aisles
to classic rock at times,
and then the former president, as you mentioned,
he appeared himself on a big screen
and then walking out to a notable
and powerful hush in the arena before that raucous applause
and chants of, we love Trump.
The woman directly next to me,
in fact, broke into tears
at the mere sight
of her candidate.
And then we got
our very first image
of the Republican ticket together.
Trump and his newly announced running mate, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance.
And Vance is interesting. It's been a journey from critic to ally
once calling Trump cultural heroine
and possibly America's Hitler, now fully embraced by the
crowd as one of their own.
As for Donald Trump himself, he did not speak last night but the emotion was etched onto
his face as well and he is now reworking
his Thursday night speech to be quote,
more unifying,
He has said a notion not typical
of a Trump campaign speech.
Our team is all over all these-
Dude also the media's like reframing of the campaign is pretty
funny because J.D. Vance
is a liberal darling early on even though
they don't like him anymore because he's super
MAGA now but
the fact that he went with JD Vance immediately,
the media was like, yeah, he's is he becoming more moderate?
He's a darling of the Silicon Valley.
It's like, he's a normal guy.
This is going to be, this is going to be the heir of MAGA, apparent
like you guys suck so
bad okay? You're
so ridiculous
I feel like you treat
the American public like they're
fucking dumbass monkeys.
Okay? Like,
they
really do. Like,
they have no respect.
They have no respect for
Americans okay
I mean I know
we're stupid and we're purposely
kept docile by the media
but god damn. It's like...
Oh, he's great.
He's a...
Air MAGA apparent.
Is Trump doing a pivot to being more moderate?...angles and more including the latest from the attempted assassination
And new comments from President Joe Biden about cooling down our politics
But we're going to begin with Ed O'Keefe who's with me here in Milwaukee PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN ABOUT COOLING DOWN OUR POLITICS.
BUT WE'RE GOING TO BEGIN WITH ED O'KEEFE WHO'S WITH ME HERE IN
MILWAUKEE AND WAS WITH ME ON THE FLOOR LAST NIGHT IN THE
FISERV ARENA. WHAT DID YOU NOTICE?
RELIEF AND RESOLVE, RELIEF THAT HE'S OKAY,
RESOLVE TO MAKE SURE THAT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WINS THIS. and resolve relief that he's okay resolved to make sure that the republican party wins this
but as you said uh just a sense of thank goodness he's safe
and now let's figure out how to win this thing in your libertarian era wait what
i've okay and the former president's dramatic entrance capped a really busy day one for Republicans.
Donald J Trump
Former President Donald Trump made his first public appearance since surviving an assassination attempt, standing side by side with a new running mate for the first time and showing a rare somber side amid an outpouring of support.
When Trump walked out many many in the crowd were moved to tears.
I am so, so...
Oh by the way, yeah, the Republican Party has always already operated like a cult.
They became increasingly more culty under Trump
and now that Trump was shot and survived,
oh my lord dude,
this stuff that we heard last night
From some of the randoms in the crowd
Was insane
But it wasn't just the randoms
In the crowd
Like
Did you guys see?
We didn't watch this live.
Did you see what Tim Scott said at the RNC?
Did you see it? Did you see what Tim Scott said
at the fucking RNC
chat
do you ever hop off the Republican Party's meat?
Sometimes I'm on your mother's meat.
And when I'm on your mommy's meat,
that's usually when I hop off
the Republican Party's meet. Let me see if I can find the exact moment, because this is crazy bro.
I know!
I know this is going to offend the liberal elites.
Every time I say it,
it offends them.
But let me say it one more time.
Is this it?
America is not a racist country!
Yeah dude, this is so funny. Tim Scott left not a racist country. Yeah, dude.
It's just so funny. Tim Scott literally
plays one role
in every Republican conference
he attends. He's like,
what's up guys? I'm Tim Scott. You might notice that I'm a black guy and as a black man,
I've experienced racism.
And let me tell you the Republican party is not racist.
Like, it's...
It is so funny that Republicans
constantly talk about DEI hires.
Okay? Constantly.
And then they unironically do
that. Like
not to say that Tim Scott
is not capable of
being in the position that he's in but
like they only use him for one
reason and that is
black guy who says Republicans are not
racist. As a matter of fact it's not just
him, it's every black speaker
at these conventions,
every single fucking time.
Okay?
Every single time.
And I am saying this as someone who's been professionally
covering the Republican Party for a decade
now. You go to CPAC,
okay? You go
to CPAC, you have a
lineup of Black Republicans.
Every single one of them is going to hit
that note over and over again.
You go to the RNC? Same shit.
You go to TPUSA conferences? Same shit.
It's always the same.
I'm here to tell you that systemic racism is fake, it's not real. Democrats made that up as a lie to, you know, dupe the black vote.
Which by the way is unironically
a sentiment that you can only express
if you personally think black
people are stupid. It is
a white supremacist ass attitude
to have that like
black people do not have the capacity
to make their own decisions and have simply been duped by
the democratic party consistently calling the republicans racist
and not because they've seen the republican party
in all of its representations in both media and in their own personal
lies,
be white supremacists as fuck.
So like it,
it quite literally is like,
you know,
a dumb ass racist-ass attitude.
Oh yeah, black people
are incapable of making decisions
on their own. They're
incapable of experiencing systematic
racism. They're incapable of recognizing who's responsible for Racism. It's just like, this isn't to say
law is even more racist than what he's doing.
That's what you're saying?
Wait, what?
What I'm saying is more racist
than what he's doing?
What are you talking about?
The underlying notion
of the role
that black conservatives play
in Republican
conventions is to specifically say that black people are
too stupid, they're so stupid that they get duped by the Democrats.
That racism systemic racism is not real and
that individualized racism never comes
from the Republican Party. After
all I'm a black guy and I'm telling you
I'm telling you as a black man
that like the Republicans are not racist.
Listen to my words
as though black people in the real
world, in the United States of America
have not experienced fucking racism
on their own and haven't been able to make this
conclusion by themselves.
Okay?
Anyway,
you're putting a lot of words in his mouth.
I don't know if you understand what I'm doing brother is called political commentary.
It's me, you know piercing the veil maybe like casting aside the things that politicians say and to explain to you what they actually mean.
The underlying premise of what he's saying is inherently
racist.
It's weird that you don't say
that about liberals when they don't want to have voter ID because it's weird that you don't say that about liberals when they
don't want to have voter ID
because it's suppressing black
people what I love kind of how
like the left things black
people don't know how to acquire
identifications to vote?
No. Voter ID in a country
that is only locked into
licensing when there's no universal
identification mechanism
at the federal level is going to be yet another unnecessary hurdle for not just black
people but poor people too clear okay that is the major role that voter ID plays. Voter ID is just simply a mechanism of voter suppression among many others. It is advocated for on the boundaries of voter integrity, even though
our American
voter process, for all of our
faults and failures, our elections are
pretty safe and secure overall.
And it's not like
up for contest. It's not even like a
question because there
are studies conducted on it.
People are constantly trying to find
flaws in the elections process
and they often times
whether it's a bipartisan committee
or whether its right wing committee
or even a liberal committee that is put together
to look at voter integrity. Time and time again, they have found
that the American elections are safe and secure. It doesn't really matter though
to a lot of people especially those on the right because
they don't operate on the boundaries
of empirical evidence and truth.
They operate on hallucinations.
Things that the television
man told them. Things that the television man told them. Things that a television man told
them that corresponds to their own personal
biases, and that's precisely what's
going on here, okay?
But you're not delusional. At the
top of the hour there is a a three-minute ad break and you
will see it
unless you subscribe for $6 or
for free with a Twitch Prime.
Okay?
You explaining this instead of banning
is why I'm not built for Twitch.
I think it's important
for me to have this conversation,
especially because we have
a larger audience
than we normally do as of late
and there's plenty of people who are coming in
and might even, without recognizing,
have some of these opinions
or maybe they heard these talking points
and it smelled funny to them,
but they didn't really know how to deal with someone saying that to them.
And now they're well-equipped to have this conversation.
And that's precisely the reason why anytime some dumb fuck comes in here with some stupid
ass attitudes, I
usually treat them with a little bit of respect
and dignity in an effort to make sure
that people understand one where I'm coming
from. And two into understand, one, where I'm coming from and two
explain
the actual realities.
Hopefully maybe I can make a change in that
regard.
Okay? Maybe
even if I can Maybe if I
Even if I can't change that individual's mind
I can change the minds of other people in the margins
That's why I talk about these sorts of things
With regular frequency
Anyway, here's a three-minute break now.
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Every single year, including one of my former interns, Daquan.
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It's Republican policies that lifts people up.
I partnered with the greatest president of my generation, President Donald J. Trump
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But Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, they give illegal immigrants free hotel rooms while our veterans sleep on the streets.
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This November, this November we are not deciding simply the fate for
the next four years.
We're setting...
Do not say South Carolina Senator Tim Scott
is a kissless virgin please
do not say it
he is now
slated to be married he probably
will be uh not getting married
now that he doesn't have to
because he's not the VP pick,
but do not say
he is a kissless virgin,
please.
That's very disrespectful.
I think he's kissed one time a course for the next 40 years I see our heartland filled with huge American factories powered by abundant American energy. Building what America needs!
Creating gen-
Okay, get to the Jesus stuff.
Of Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump stuff of ronald reagan and donald trump
where's the jesus though was it in the beginning or was it in the end but we four more years I love it was in the beginning?
Are you ready for four...
...leaving miracles before Saturday?
Oh, here, here, here.
This is the part. Oh my God
I was looking at the whole speech
he came in hot. I thought he ended
it hot turns out he came in
hot look at this listen to this and tell
me that MAGA is not more of a cult today than it was yesterday,
which is shocking for a lot of people because you're like, come on, dude.
How much further can they go?
How much worse can it get?
Donald Trump!
Oh, me too.
Listen, if you didn't believe in miracles before Saturday,
you better be believing right now.
Thank God Almighty
that we live in a country
that still believes in the King of Kings
and the Lord of Lords, the Alpha and the Omega!
And our God, Our God still saves.
He still delivers
and he still sets free.
Because on Saturday, the devil came to Pennsylvania.
That's dude.
This is like remember
Tim Scott is supposed to be
a quote unquote normal Republican
Okay?
God hated that firefighter Corey contemporaries name is god was like yo fuck that firefighter I'm bending this goddamn bullet to
directly hit him center mass.
It's like...
That's normal in the South?
No, the fuck it's not, brother!
No, it's not, no it's not okay don't act like southerners are like a different brand
of human being it's it's this level this level of idolatry is actually unacceptable
okay? Yeah, if you go into a
fucking psychotic
far-right Christian church
just stop saying it is no dude you're talking about like 30 of the american population please
stop we also live in a time when like we live in a time of religiosity is
like significantly lower than it has ever been.
And only trending downward and you're over here being
like no dog, you don't understand this
is how everybody is like
no dude no okay you're talking about Southern Baptist southern southern
evangelicals putting a rifle This is psychotic. Oh, yeah.
This is psychotic, bro.
30% of 360 million
is a fuckload of people? Yes, it
is. But to say that
this is everyone Is wrong
Okay
There are southerners in this chat
What are you talking about
Like I'm not saying nobody
Is like this
I'm not saying nobody is like this.
I'm not saying an insignificant number of people
are like this. I'm simply
stating that, like, this is
ridiculous.
Okay? This attitude is ridiculous.
You're not a fucking televangelist pastor.
Like, what the fuck?
And even if you were under normal circumstances
in a normal congregation,
a fucking televangelist pastor chirping like this
should be looked at
a little weirdly too.
Now obviously they won't
specifically in the churches
that we're talking about.
He roared!
Yeah! Yes, he did it! Yes, he did it.
You see, America, this is a difficult time.
Oh, anyway.
This is actually...
This is actually insane.
Like, this is...
Please don't tell me
this is normal.
Please.
Okay?
I can't.
I can't take it. Please it please please please don't act like this
shit is normal okay it is not please don't say it's
normal please don't entertain this as normalcy.
This is nutty.
This is nutty to the highest degree.
This is not so,
this is scary.
What the fuck? This is so for lots of people.
I have visited the south.
I go to the south all the fucking time okay this is cult
this is cultured this is cultish this is like more westboro baptist church
than it is like the regularboro Baptist Church than it is, like, the regular church
down the fucking street.
And also, you should not
entertain the normalcy of such sentiment.
He's saying...
He's talking about Trump like he's a Jesus-like figure man.
What the fuck?
Like what are we talking about?
He's literally
saying Trump is God Emperor ordained by God also to go along
with the narrative again that you know
you know the role that the role that black conservatives play in the rnc
if you don't vote down something you ain't black I love that it pans to the crowd
but see here's the thing
like
I love that it pains the crowd.
The only black guy there is the cameraman.
He's working on the grace of God.
Oh Jesus Christ. I was wondering what you thought about
Biden saying if you don't vote for me, then you ain't
black. Both political parties need
to be wiped away and we need to start agreeing on ideas and not aligning
To part wait what do you mean
I think it's fucking ridiculous do you think i like joe biden
What's wrong with you the difference between
You and and republicans
And myself is that
I don't fucking dick ride
the goddamn leader of the party
just because you think
I align with their interests
when I very clearly do not.
I have the capacity
to be unimaginably ruthless
to Joe Biden, and as a matter of fact
I am all the fucking time, non-stop.
He does a lot of shit that is
worthy of criticism, a tremendous amount of criticism.
Call him a genocide dare on a regular
fucking basis. The difference
is, Trump supporters, on the other hand...
Like, Trump supporters, on the other
hand, completely overlook all of these issues because they are in love with the man.
They are in love with the man. Here, look do you want to know what my opinion on Joe Biden is?
Here this from yesterday last night I tweeted this
Joe Biden had the audacity
on a complex interview to say, I'm the guy that did
more for the Palestinian community than anybody
and I said he killed more
Palestinians every other contemporary US. Trump's policy set the
stage for October 7th, where Joe Biden actively
bear-hugged and refused to stop Netanyahu.
I'm so fucking
ruthless. I'm so ruthless i'm so ruthless to joe biden that dumb ass is like this turn
around and say hassan is rich trump probably be better for him financially speaking
okay i'm so ruthless ruthless to Joe Biden, despite
the fact that like, I would love to vote for
a competent Democratic leadership
that isn't currently engaging in an
act of genocide. Okay?
It's so fucking stupid.
People have no under- people have no way of comprehending that like, you can genuinely despise and be ruthless to the party that you're supposed
to be aligning with in theory. Okay? They just don't understand it. You know what I mean? Anyway
Let's continue with Lawrence
Emotional just to see him here With us this evening Several speakers on night I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO CONTINUE WITH DARREN'S. EMOTIONAL JUST TO SEE HIM
HERE WITH US THIS EVENING.
SEVERAL SPEAKERS ON NIGHT
WANTED THE REPUBLICAN
CONVENTION MADE MENTION OF
SATURDAY'S ATTACK.
EVEN IN THE MOST PERILOUS
MOMENT THIS WEEK, HIS
INSTINCT WAS TO STAND AND
FIGHT. THE DEVIL CAME TO week, his instinct was to stand and to fight.
The devil came
to Pennsylvania holding
a rifle but an
American lion got back
up on his feet.
An American lion dude. Bashar al-Assad
Florida!
Earlier in the day Trump's children helped award Florida's delegates to their father.
We hereby nominate every single one of them for the greatest president that has ever lived and that is Donald J. Trump
Those delegates put the former president officially over the top,
clinching the party's nomination
for the third consecutive time.
We spoke to Donald
Trump Jr., who's played an outsized role in his father's choice of Ohio Senator J.D. Vance for his running mate.
I love that J.D. is young.
You know, my father built Trump Tower at 37.
He can be young and accomplished.
Uh... I love that he's young because yeah donald trump
Built trump tower brick by brig at 37
It's so sick man
i'm
So glad that he's so he was so young and accomplished.
Seven fucking bankruptcies, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude, it's so great when you're...
FETÖ diye bir örgüt yok, binlerce insan işkence gördü.
Ne? FETO?
Well, we probably made up the story about Fethullah Gülen who lives in Poconos.
There is no such man actually, right?
Don't talk like a fool! Yeah. Cia.
Yeah, no, you don't understand.
You too can be successful at a young age if your father
is a multi-millionaire
and a real estate developer.
Because I see him
as someone who
can actually carry sort of that America first movement forward.
And Ohio Governor Mike DeWine told us Vance's life experiences benefit the ticket.
Growing up in Ohio, difficult circumstances,
Someone has served in the military
It's a great pick
Teamsters President Sean O'Brien
Was positively democrat to be like
Oh he served in the military. Zero Americans
give a shit
Donald Trump literally
won the presidency
while actively shitting
on veterans
you are not american jd van so good even your dog falling
asleep to your yapping you're not going at trump like you are with Biden is hypocrisy at its finest?
What?
You think I...
You think I like Trump
and I'm not going at him,
but you also like J.D. Vance?
Is your brain all right?
What's happening?
What's going on, dude?
Is there like a new crop of destiny heads in here or some shit?
Like what was happening?
I'm trolling dumbass.
Oh, okay. Nice okay nice well here you go
banned
I like that the trolling is saying that like
I'm not American. What's next bro? You're gonna
fucking call me a sand n-word
or something? I'm just trolling stupid like
come on bro it's just a little light troller you know closed out tonight the first time
a leader of that powerful labor union has spoken at a republican convention
but she says i'm not interested if you have a d
are or nine next year and then
we want to know what
what how do you doing to help American workers?
So it's... so it's night two, how on earth do you top that?
Well tonights theme is make America safe once again.
And the headliner we're watching for
Is the former United Nations ambassador
and GOP rival of Donald Trump
Nikki Haley who set to speak
She was a last minute ad Big hope among Republicans that they can unify
the party, somehow keep her voters in the fold lest they have...
J.D. Vance is the only real politician standing up for their rights or workers and
people? You are a communist psyop populist
scum wait what
why are you using populism as
a negative here while you're
simultaneously literally eating
JD Vance's like light attempts at
populism.
None of this makes sense.
Yo, what happened?
I can't... Normally,
I can at least tell
what these guys'
personal politics are.
So it's easier to identify
and make fun of that way.
But today we're
hitting
the weirdest shit.
For President Biden or a third party option
or worse for Republicans, just stay home.
Ed O'Keefe showcasing some of those powerful interviews from the floor
at FEDFAC. Yeah, J.D. Vance in a group chat with young
boys showing feet if you're out here fucking
defending his ass. Begin this hour
with the latest from the Republican National
Convention Donald Trump was on the convention floor in Milwaukee last
night, his first public outing since he attempt on his life so now he is officially his party's
presidential nominee and he's got a running mate too Senator Jd vance of ohio a one-time never trumper well
he has changed his tune a lot a lot a lot tony is leading our coverage in milwaukee
and he was there when trump arrived last night. Tony, I have to say,
I was watching it at home last night.
I felt the emotion sitting in my bedroom
coming through the TV screen.
I can't imagine what it was like on the floor.
Tell us...
What was it like? Yeah, Gail, it was like on the floor. Tell us,
what was it like?
Yeah, Gail,
it was really palpable and I'll tell you
what happened.
I had climbed into the stands
from my own better view
of the moment
anticipating it
and I was in the box
directly next to
the president's,
and it was electric there for the Trump faithful.
More like a pop concert than a presidential campaign.
And the President was there with that bandage on his right ear
which signaled to the crowd just how close they had come to losing him
entirely. People were notably hushed at the first sight of the former president, then
cheering and chanting including fight, fight. Also
another attempt
at a political assassination of
one of the most important perhaps
the most important figurehead in the Republican Party
took place earlier today
it is a real shame figurehead in the Republican Party took place earlier today.
It is a real shame that the media has not gotten around to covering it,
but I have to.
I can't hide this any longer here's rudolph giuliani trigger warning dude it's like it's such a like comical way to fall Ah! Bro tumbled like the powers
If this becomes
The new MAGA hat I'll perish
No
No
No No, no, no.
Sam I heard you thought
it was a racist white
I was just saying
I thought you were
white white
you know what I mean
Sina
I apologize
for my
transgressions. Okay? It's not my fault. vibe wise you're like
it's just me not knowing about the south
... Sean O'Brien
endorses Holly's sentiment that corporations
have sold out the American worker
to the DEI in Transylvania. Yeah, I know.
Sean O'Brien is a fucking hog.
Okay.
Still digging the hole?
No, I mean, I'm saying I recognize
that I'm wrong and that
Cena did not
participate in January 6th.
Okay?
And that, you know, I was led astray.
I was led astray. I was led
astray
that
Sina was a participant,
an active participant,
played a major role in January 6th and I was wrong. there's video evidence she was
there okay see chat
has led me astray
this is not
a conclusion I came to on my own.
This is a conclusion that chat actively played into. I saw her,
I swear.
See,
yeah,
I have a lot of January sixes in this chat and they said
they saw you there.
They said,
I went to January 6th
and everybody knew you.
You feel me?
Say it to make amends?
Yeah, I'm saying I'm sorry.
I apologize.
I was wrong.
The clip of you saying the N-word did not actually do aside with my
suspicions.
But I meant say the word wait no yeah okay that's ridiculous all right let's be real for a moment.
All right, let's get back to Donald Trump and his
favorite politician. Words that Trump himself seemed
to say moments after he was wounded on Saturday
And right then, right at that moment I turned
to the woman next to me Brenda Leak a restaurant
owner from San Diego because i noticed she was crying at the sight of Donald Trump. Take a look
there are tears in your eyes right now. Tell me what you're thinking.
I'm speechless.
I'm looking at a man who has sacrificed so much,
been through so much and scrutinized drug through the mud for this country. And all of these people are here for him
in fact that he's here is just overwhelming touching, that he's not hiding or he's not hiding,
he is not scared.
He is ready to defend our country
and take it back.
Brenda was not the only person
we noticed there in the audience
with tears in their eyes feeling
those same sentiments appreciating the fact that donald trump might not have been
there and that's a reality actually that has landed for the former president as well he's
talked about it quote i'm supposed to be dead that's what
he told a newspaper on sunday i am not supposed to be here
you could see it on his face tony i mean he was solemn i mean he almost looked
humble which is not really characteristic for donald trump
it's not traditional for presidential candidates to appear at their party's national convention on
the first night but obviously there's so much that's unusual about these times.
When is he supposed to delay?
He did. He didn't
look humble, but he looked sad, bro.
He did.
I know the media can't get off his dick but like there was a
very different energy to donald trump maybe i'm being parasocial okay
well he looks shook.
I wouldn't say humble. Deliver his headline remarks.
Yeah, presidents didn't appear at all
at their conventions until FDR in the 1930s
and they definitely don't appear typically
till the final night.
And that's when Trump is slated to speak,
That's Thursday closing night.
That will be his first major address since
the attempt on his life
and what he is going to say
on that evening
that is also in flux.
He says he's ripped up his old speech,
which was a humdinger in his words and surrogates.
And the president himself has said
that they intend to make
a more unifying message take...
What if you use a loud noise? a more unifying message. he gets scared and like ducks down flight they want to
strike a different tone in the wake of this assassination attempt
and amid really widespread calls to cool down
extreme or insightful political rhetoric on both sides.
Now, what exactly is that going to sound?
We will see because there are still real differences, of course, between the two parties.
Huge differences.
Tony, thank you so much.
Welcome back to Milwaukee where it was a big day for former President Donald Trump
yesterday his official nomination as the candidate in this 2024 Republican side of
the race and his announcement that...
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Hold on one second. um Okay. um um Sorry. It will be his running mate on the ticket, all that just two days after
the attempt on Donald Trump's life.
That is a busy few days.
Joining us now is Jason Miller, senior advisor to the former president,
to talk all about it.
Jason, thank you very much for being here.
We've got to begin with how the president is doing.
Thanks a lot for having me. You've got some fans here apparently. we got to begin with how the president is doing
you've got some fans here apparently in milwaukee we have a good option right now don't get me fired what are they trying to do it's like you're not on the ticket but you are advising him he spent time
with the former president how How's he doing?
He is doing very well, and as you saw that moment
when he entered the arena last night
I mean, that was a combination of
a revival meeting plus a UFC entrance
It was really something only President Trump could do but to be literally less than 48 hours IT WAS REALLY SOMETHING ONLY PRESIDENT TRUMP COULD DO.
BUT TO BE LITERALLY LESS THAN 48 HOURS AFTER AN ASSASSINATION
ATTEMPT AND TO COME IN AND JUST FEEL THAT ENERGY FROM THE CROWD,
SHOWS YOU THE LOVE FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP, I THINK
REALLY WHERE THIS MOVEMENT IS GOING IS INTO THE FALL AND EVEN BEYOND. and Trump. And I think really where this movement is going is into the fall and even beyond.
I want to look ahead, but just for a moment, look back. Does the president
think that the head of the Secret Service should step down
in light of what happens that way.
Jason Miller, the baby
killer. Uh-oh, Jason's in town
everybody cover your drinks.
True.
Real and true.
Legally protected in a court of law, too. In the state of Florida as a matter of fact. That's how true that shit is.
I can't believe this fucking creature is still a prominent figurehead. You have the administration, of course, the Secret Service and the DOJ and everybody will be looking at that.
It wouldn't be appropriate for me right now
to go and comment on that as someone from the campaign team.
I do know that President Trump very much respects
and values the Secret Service team that is around him
and credits his being alive to them.
But I don't want to go into the politics of it right now.
Wait and see on the director.
Let's talk about J.D. Vance, the pick for vice president.
When you went with J.D. Vance, the pick for Vice President. When you went with J.D. Vance when the campaign did
You knew that Democrats could reach into a grab bag of anti-Trump quotes
and throw them around like confetti
Well that confetti is all around us now
And yet you still thought it was worth it. Why was it worth it to pick this former
critic? Well, J.D. Vance is someone
who as he said last night in his interview with
Sean Hannity had listened to too many of the media's
lies early on and not had a chance
to meet President Trump or get to know him. But as he saw
that first term success with President
Trump, as we brought about this great economy
as we secured the border, brought about
peace in so many different areas, he realized
this was someone who actually matched his value set and agreed with him very much so
and in fact here's an important thing to keep in mind president trump endorsed
jd vance in the senate run in 2022. and so there are some
they're two have been allies for quite a long time,
they've become good friends on the campaign trail.
Look we were reminded on Saturday that life is fragile.
Technically he didn't endorse J.D. Vance in the primary,
he endorsed J.D. Vance in the primary He endorsed J.D. Mandel
which was
J.D. Vance's first name
and I forget
what Mandel's first name is
but like, the person running against J.D. Vance's first name is, but the person running against
J.D. Vance's last name...
Josh Mandel.
Which was a really funny moment too.
Are Republicans going with the he hated him?
But no, he's his friend narrative republicans are going with the republicans are going with whatever
narrative they can go with they're just like
they're just basically saying like jd vance is uh like changed his attitude on donald trump maybe they're gonna try to say like and so can you you know he fell for the media lies dude cuz
like you can't say the truth.
You can't say the fucking truth.
Which is that J.D. Vance
Is a rat fucker who obviously was getting a lot of clout amongst liberals, and in that process while he was getting a lot of clout amongst liberals.
Liberals were looking for
like a never-Trump Republican
and he filled that role so perfectly
only to turn around
and recognize that if he wants a future in politics as Peter Thiel's blood boy, an insider in the Republican Party,
He has to suck Trumps dick. So we of course turned around and started sucking Trump's dick. So we, of course, turned around and started
sucking Trump's dick. Many people don't
even remember this at this point but Charlie
Kirk was a
never-Trump Republican
early on.
I'm sure there's footage
of this out there.
I know because
I fucking debated him.
Not back then
but I remember
the change that he
quickly went through.
But yeah 2015-2016
Charlie Kirk was literally anti-Trump.
Ben Shapiro
was anti-Trump.
Most of the Republican Party
lineup was anti-Trump.
Years have passed since then, so it's like kind of forgotten, but
these guys literally despised Donald Trump.
So,
if you're looking for a Republican Party lineup that is like
been pro-Trump from the start, it's going to be pretty hard.
The difference between J.D. Vance and other Republicans
is he was anti-Trump even after Trump was a candidate,
even after Trump
was like
the president as a matter of fact.
That's what's unique about
him. He called him Hitlerian.
The president is a man
of a certain age and so J.D. Vance is looked at as somebody who's not only
a potential future leader of the Republican Party,
but as vice-president would have to be prepared
to step in and I'm old enough to remember
when Barack Obama ran for President
young man, only two of experience in the Senate.
Republicans said this guy's not ready. You think J.D. Vance is ready?
Absolutely. J.D. Vance...
Yeah bro he's white.
Hello?
Like,
the reason why Republicans were saying Barack Obama is not ready is because he's it. President Trump was making his decision. Yes, he has the time on Capitol Hill
but look at J.D. Vance's life experience
Look at his experience of serving
in the Marines. Look at his experience of coming
from Appalachia as someone who
knows what it is like to come up
from that working class, from the Rust Belt.
That experience and his experience in the business world
much more important than a couple extra years
on Capitol Hill.
Let's also talk about unity and positivity.
I know there are supposed to be themes going forward here but
you know i'm also old enough to remember that we've talked a lot over the years of donald
trump taking a turn assault we get it bro you're old okay jesus christ or a gentler
donald trump now obviously this is a different level of experience what happened on Saturday but are
you confident that the turn to unity is really going to stick this time?
Well yeah and I'd point you to President Trump's true social post from Sunday morning when he talked
about our need to be resilient in our faith, but also be defiant in the face of wickedness.
This is a time where we have to unite America and come together.
And Tony, I'll tell ya, I was a little bit dismayed on watching some of the
various Sunday show media coverage and even yesterday
at how many in the media and how many on the political left
were they would start off by saying we need to bring the country together
but then immediately pivot
to some aspect of whataboutism
or into, well,
does rhetoric on either side
have to contribute to this?
Here's here's the reality
is America is a...
Wait, what?
Oh, so when conservatives say we need to bring the country together they mean like don't criticize us ever again. Cool, got it.
I didn't realize it was like that
I'm glad
now know what's permissible
what acceptable what's appropriate you know
well i don't know if jason knows this but there's an election going on
you know i personally think it's pretty valid to criticize your political opponent in that situation.
It's a very divided country right now with regard to politics.
At the same time, you have people on the left and on the right who are suffering both economically and with regard to the border and everything else that's happening. THE LEFT AND ON THE RIGHT WHO ARE SUFFERING BOTH ECONOMICALLY
AND WITH REGARD TO THE BORDER
AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT'S
HAPPENING IN THIS COUNTRY. WE
HAVE TO BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER
I THINK YOU'LL SEE THAT FROM
PRESIDENT TRUMP SPEECH ON
THURSDAY. YEAH BUT THAT
DIVISION AND WHAT YOU HEARD
FROM THE PUNDITS ON SUNDAY
AND EVEN MONDAY, I MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO GET THAT FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE and what you heard from the pundits on Sunday
and even Monday, I mean
You're going to get that from both sides
because divisions between the parties
distance between the parties exists
And people really feel the stakes of this
So it seems like America has a tendency
to snap back to where it was even after a moment
Or a period of change
Is this time really going to be different?
This is going to be different
And I can tell you
I'm not going to lie
If you look at the polls
I don't think much has changed
People fucking hate Trump.
When he got shot,
either people were crying tears of joy or they were crying real tears because they were sad and nobody was going hmm
i'll reconsider this now having said that the problem isn't just people's attitudes towards Trump.
The problem is how
Trump uses this
turning point
to re-triangulate his messaging
and what the Democrats can do
in order to shield against that.
The narrative of martyrdom,
the narrative of unity
coming from the Republican side
if the
Democrats do not have an effective communicator
at the top of that ticket this is going to
be disastrous it was already
going to be disastrous before Donald Trump got shot.
It's extra-disastrous now, after he got shot.
Having spent time with President Trump in the less than 72 hours since his horrific assassination attempt I KNOW WHAT HIS TONE IS THAT HE'S GOING TO BRING. AND HE'S GOING TO LOOK TO TRY TO BRING THE COUNTRY TOGETHER
WITH THAT SPEECH. THERE ARE STILL SOME VERY
SERIOUS ISSUES THAT OUR COUNTRY IS FACING, AND PRESIDENT TRUMP
WILL BE ADDRESSING THOSE. BUT WE HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE
IN THIS COUNTRY WHO ARE NOT SURE IF THEY'RE GOING TO BE
RELEASED OR NOT RELEASED. SO IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR US TO BE ABLE TO SEE HOW THIS WORKS. There's still some very serious issues that our country is facing.
President Trump will be addressing those,
but the tone is going to be much different
and even when you look at Joe Biden
as he was talking about how terrible it
was this assassination attempt then
immediately started pivoting to things like
J6 and Paul Pelosi.
Let's put all of that aside.
Let's go and focus on what we do to actually help people now.
Yeah let's not talk about January 6th or Paul Pelosi and what Trump said
about Paul Pelosi and what Trump said about Paul Pelosi.
Listen, that's kind of inappropriate, okay?
I don't like that.
That makes us look bad
and I would like you not to do that
please
Play fair
Democrats
Don't bring up obvious incitements Play fair, Democrats.
Don't bring up obvious incitements of violence. I'm going to get out there and campaign at rallies in public after what happened Saturday.
He's committed to that?
Well, we're certainly going
to have as many big rallies
and get-togethers and things possible for the next couple happen Saturday. He's committed to that? Well, we're certainly going to have as many
big rallies and get-togethers
and things possible
as far as the security
details and logistics
I imagine there will be
a decision between
the Secret Service
and from the campaign
so I can't speak
to all of that right that right he still wants
to do it but he's still he still wants to be out there absolutely jason moore thank you very much
appreciate your insights this morning if trump were to win in november 39 year old senator
jd vance would become one of the youngest vice presidents in American
history. Kaitlyn Huey Burns now has a deeper look at the senator's past and why he got
to pick.
I plan to be a very good Vice president for Donald Trump in four years.
Last night, Senator J.D. Vance said it was an honor
to be picked as Donald Trump's running mate on the Republican presidential ticket.
Vance was one of the first senators to endorse Trump's 2024 bid and has become a top surrogate
fundraiser on the campaign trail, even appearing at the former president's criminal trial in New York.
A Marine veteran who served in Iraq and a Yale Law School graduate, Vance rose to fame
in 2016 after publishing his best-selling memoir titled Hillbilly Elegy. Later turned into
a movie where he detailed his upbringing in a working class family in Kentucky and Ohio. But back in 2016,
during Trump's first presidential campaign, Vance was far from the staunch
ally he is now. I'm a never Trump guy, I never liked
him. Even calling Trump
cultural heroine in an op-ed
and once in a message to a friend
suggesting a comparison to Hitler
And he had this to say about one woman's claim that Trump had
groped her and at the end of the day, do you believe Donald Trump who always tells the
truth? Just kidding or you believe that woman on
that tape but by the time he launched
his Senate bid in Ohio Vance had walked
back his criticisms of Trump and earned
his endorsement
he's like you don't understand I call
him Hitler because I love Hitler.
That's what he meant.
He was like,
I call them Hitler in a positive way.
You guys misunderstood me.
I should have responded with that
to the previous shouter. It was like,
do you ever hop off Trump's dick?
I can't even get on the dick, bro.
I can't even get
on Trump's dick. There's a rollercoaster ass line up there,
and J.D. Vance is taking up the entire space.
Even if I wanted to,
I couldn't catch a piece of that dick.
Do you know how many motherfuckers
are eating his dick right now?
He said some bad things about me,
but that was before he knew me
and then he fell in love.
For his part, biden was quick to criticize trump's vp pick he's a clone of trump on the issue i'm calling up trump on the issue. No, I don't see any difference.
And Tony,
I'm told that Vance met privately
with Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago
on Saturday morning
and in a sign of how tight lipped this vice presidential pick was,
Vance didn't even find out he was going to be the nominee until 20 minutes before
Trump announced it on Truth Social. We're told that kamala harris placed a call to
vance and left a voicemail congratulating him he would be the first millennial vice president if
elected as well also the first bearded vice president since the Hoover administration.
Fun facts this morning.
Caitlin, thank you very much.
Without further ado, joining us now, Marine Senator, author of a massive big hit both in a book form and movie.
Calling Silicon Valley VC backed pussy ass dudes who are Marine Corps
veterans like,
like bringing up the Marine background of pussy-ass liberal Silicon Valley VC guys
is the Democratic Party move.
Okay?
That's not the Republican Party. They are
literally copying the Democratic
Party's flow.
Okay? We do that, that's our thing
we got a bunch of bitch ass like oh my god i'm so soy
but like i served in the marine corps it's not even pete budaj
it's like john kerry like there are so many examples of the democratic
party i love that you guys simply immediately went to Pete Buttigieg.
But that's like,
that's like such a classic Democratic Party move.
It's kind of crazy that the Republicans are doing
that now.
Billbilly
Elegy is the Republican
vice presidential nominee, J.D. Vance.
Sir, how are you?
Good, man. How are you?
Great to see you.
I'm sure you've had a very slow day today.
Yeah, that's right. Nothing happened. Pretty boring.
Nothing happened. Pretty boring day.
Let's talk about the process. Sure sure a lot of questions for you obviously uh what was
it like because the last couple of days well it's down to two you and senator rubio what
was that like for him you know i just tried to enjoy the ride what an honor to be considered AND I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE. YOU KNOW, IT'S A GREAT
EXPERIENCE FOR ME TO HAVE THE
OPPORTUNITY TO TALK WITH YOU
AND SENATOR RUBIO.
WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?
I JUST TRIED TO ENJOY THE
RIDE.
WHAT AN HONOR TO BE CONSIDERED
IF NOT SENATOR RUBIO. IT'S A GREAT TIME TO BE HERE
AND TO HAVE THE FAMILY HERE
WITH US.
MY FAMILY IS VERY
EXCITED, OBVIOUSLY ASKING A
LOT OF QUESTIONS.
I WILL SAY, SEAN, I HOPE I'M
NOT BETRAYING TOO MANY
CONFIDENCES HERE BUT WHEN THE
PRESIDENT CALLED ME TODAY TO ACT YOU KNOW THIS OR NOT, BUT WHEN THE VICE
PRESIDENTS WERE NOMINATED, IT
JUST SOUNDS CRAZY.
MY SON, MY 7-YEAR-OLD SON WAS
MAKING NOISE IN THE BACKGROUND
AND I'M GETTING EMBARRASSED.
OH, MY GOD.
DONALD TRUMP IS ASKING ME TO BE
HIS VICE PRESIDENT.
SO THE PHONE RINGS. HE CALLS YOU AND YOU'RE LIKE OKAY, THIS IS THE CALL? calls you and you're like, okay this is the call or maybe not
the call. Or maybe it's a bad
call right? It's the call who
knows whether it's good or bad
but then he actually has me put
my seven year old son on the
phone. You think about this
everything that's happened
the guy just got shot at a couple of days ago and he takes the time to
no way dude he's so he's so sick talk to my seven-year-old it's a moment
i'll never forget,
right? And what did he actually say?
You know,
you just said look,
I think better go save this country.
I think you're the guy who can
help me in the best way.
You could help me govern. You can help me win. You can help me in the best way. You could help me govern, you could help me win,
you could help me in some of these Midwestern states
like Pennsylvania and Michigan.
Dude, how is he going to do that?
Like, I don't think
people like him in those states.
Like,
he's not a real one.
He is so fucking fake, dude.
... PA is not Midwestern.
Chat Western Pennsylvania, come on.
PA is both a Midwestern state Western Pennsylvania and PA is also a southern state Southern
Pennsylvania.
Pennsylvania is both Kentucky,
and also Pohio
at the same time.
I know you guys don't want to admit it,
but Pennsylvania is a very unique state
that has rural-ass areas
that resemble Kentucky,
has a lot of Ohio-ass vibes in the suburbs.
But it doesn't matter.
Because guess what?
Ohio fucking hates this guy too.
It's not like Kentucky doesn't like this guy.
Ohio doesn't like this guy.
He's just from there, but his
entire life has been shitting on
his own personal background to
suck up the liberals.
I don't know why
nobody is bringing this shit up.
But it's going to...
I suspect it'll ring alarm bells in the minds of many Americans.
Not that the VP pick matters all that much,
but like but I suspect
that it'll be an issue
for a lot of Americans.
Well, one, yeah, he's
a miscegenation guy. guy but also I think they just don't I mean he's got no Riz
He's got no aura. He's got no charisma. He's got nothing, and he also sucked up to libtards for his like before
he decided to turn heel and become like a right-wing hoe.
I'm a right-wing guy.
I love Ohio. Board and bread, baby. and become like a right wing ho I'm a right wing guy.
I love,
I love Ohio board and bread baby.
Like before he did that,
he was like a VC guy and he still is in many respects of EC guy.
He's Peter feels blood boy.
He was a fucking Yale graduate who has genuine disdain for the working poor from these fucking areas that he supposed to be campaigning in No shot.
Neither did Pence, true.
But Pence's job wasn't to bring fucking Pennsylvania and Ohio or, you know, Wisconsin.
And so forth.
And he said rightfully that we have been very,
very close for a long time but especially since I endorsed
you in 2022 and I would not have won that race without
Donald Trump's endorsement and the president's trust then in his partnership since that has
been something I value a great deal. Let me let me ask you, you know this happens
all the time. You get announced an incoming begins.
Let's go over some of it please. announced incoming begins
let's go over some of the police and not questions you haven't heard before new
would be asked all of them are fairly predictable pricing americans want the
answers to her political back to, for example
after he announced
this, I'm starting
read every article right? Yeah. And
criticizing you that
here's a guy, this came out of Ohio
his support for national abortion ban
and his twisted belief that women should stay
in violent marriages for the benefit
of their children exemplifies
his dangerous extremism.
He's not just wrong for Ohio, he's wrong
for the country. I actually saw those
articles this weekend and I said why
would I wait? I wanted to know the answer.
I called you.
Yeah.
How do you address that?
Well look Sean
first of all
Democrats have completely
twisted my words here
and as you know
both me
and my mom actually were victims of domestic
violence. When they say that
Vance is supporting... Pussy
Pussy
He's a libtard, dude.
I'm telling you.
This is libtard ass answers, bro.
He's not showing strength.
He's just doing the classic like oh my god i'm a victim and he is like
he is he is a victim it's true but that's not that's not how you fucking run the table.
Nah, no shot in Harris is better.
I mean, I'm not saying Harris is great
or Harris is a Democrat
that kind of
sentiment
is actually... That probably will
work well in the Democratic Party.
If a Democratic Party candidate came out and was like,
I was a victim of domestic violence,
this is unacceptable, blah, blah, blah,
Democrats would be like, oh my God, I love that.
Tell me more, you're so brave.
Republicans don't give a fuck that you were a domestic violence,
uh,
abuse victim.
Like get the fuck out of here.
He's like,
wow.
When you say this to me,
you're saying this to a domestic abuse victim. It's like, wow. When you say this to me, you're saying this
to a domestic abuse victim.
It's like,
what are you talking about?
You're running...
You're literally
running for
the domestic abuse ticket.
Like Trump is the president on your
ticket. The fuck do you mean?
You can't be out here fucking whining.
What?
You should be like, libtards are gay
and they make up
the issue of domestic violence
it's not a real problem at all
you know
the real problem is
men aren't strong enough
to knock out their wives
or some shit
like you're a Republican.
Like,
men have become more soy.
Back in my day, they used to
end it all with one hit.
...reported women staying in violent marriages,
I think it's shameful for them to take a guy with my history, and my background
and say that's what I believe.
It is not what I believe
it is not what I said
And I think Sean
its evidence of the Democrats
complete inability
to talk about the future
What are Republicans running on?
Delivering the peace and prosperity
that Donald Trump already delivered in his four years.
What are Democrats running on?
Lies, and complete distortions of people's records.
That is something I think the american people want to reject they're
too smart for it you know i said on january 2nd when the year started i said let me tell
you what this year is going to be like and i try to give a perspective because
i'm sorry you can't tell me this dude is not like
Like a little bit better equipped Ron DeSantis
But he's just so lame.
To my audience, it's not my first rodeo. It's not
my first rodeo, J.D., and
I said Democrats are going to try
to make this election about, quote,
democracy in peril. How often have we heard that?
Meanwhile they might want to disenfranchise every primary voter that they had.
What did I want?
What kind of question is that, dude?
What did I want on the Republican ticket?
Doug Burgum. that dude what did i want on the republican ticket doug bergum i'm a mother burgomaniac dude what
don't come in here and ask me silly questions like that.
I love Doug Burgum, North Dakota's finest.
My goat, my king, beautiful eyebrows, handsome look, strong jawline
don't know a single fucking thing about
his positions but it don't matter
it's vibes based
Bill Gates' blood boy.
I don't want Peter Thiel's
blood boy
as the vice president.
I want Bill Gates' blood boy as the vice president. I want Bill Gates' blood boy
as the vice president, and that's
why I was riding
with Burgum. I was a
Burgum maniac.
He still could win
if you vote for him
and they wanted to get Donald Trump
off the ticket in some states
another example
it would be about January 6th
it would be about abortion
we hate Donald Trump.
Exactly right.
Can they run on the issue,
is the country better off than
it was four years ago?
Of course they can't Sean
They can't run on that at all
and they can't run on the issue of is
the world more peaceful than it was four years ago? Remember when Donald Trump left office you had
real growing peace movements all over the world. The Abraham Accords that showed a real promise
of uniting the Israelis with some of the Sunni Arab states,
there was no war in Europe,
Asia looked like it was under pretty good control
and three years later,
it seems we have a conflict in every corner of the world
and Americans are poorer Shawn.
You know a little about my background
I grew up in a poor family
I remember when my grandmother who raised me she used to negotiate with the Meals on
Wheels people to give her additional food so that she could feed me. How does a family like that deal
with Joe Biden's grocery price inflation? How does a family like that deal with gasoline and energy
price inflation. It has gotten more expensive just to live a good life in this country. Donald
Trump, and I want to make it better. And we have policies to make it better.
Democrats have lies and distortions,
and again, I don't think the American people
are going to reward that.
You know, I had an opportunity
to talk to Donald Trump
and I knew this question would come up actually for almost every person that was under consideration
And that was past Cobb as I think JD Vance has been pandering the Liberals were so long
That like for so long that like this kind of sentiment
plays well in
this audience and perhaps
plays better in this audience
than it does
in the broader Republican audience.
Does that make sense?
Like, I think...
I think he's too liberal coded for these people
to listen to him and go,
yeah,
I trust that guy.
He has that exact same
democratic air of
insincerity that
dumbass Republicans
are able to usually avoid
harder than the top of the hour ad break.
Like, what do I mean by this?
there are a lot
of Republicans out there who, in my
opinion, do a better job of presenting themselves as like,
hurrah, I'm a man of the people.
I think he's too lib-coded.
He's too much of a libtard.
Because he has been pandering to liberals for too long.
Anyway, don't get dunked on by the top- the hour i break and subscribe for five dollars or for free use zoom in right now So you had made about him.
And when I,
I'll tell you after what his response was,
but you weren't didn't have the nicest things to say about him back in
2016,
which seems like a long time ago now.
You know, Pat, you literally said
you texted a friend that Trump is
a cynical a-hole like Nixon,
who wouldn't be that bad and might even prove useful.
And that he's America's Hitler
and you compared him to cultural heroin in the Atlantic Monthly.
I'll tell you Trump's response, but
You said that then. What do you say to people
that say well wait a minute? What did he mean?
Well Sean, I don't hide from that.
I was certainly skeptical of Donald Trump in 2016 but President Trump
was a great...
I love that because it's like yeah dude
I was really stupid back then
I was duped by the media
when I was like 35.
Very different
from now.
You understand me?
I'm 40 now.
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me
and now I'm an old guy.
You know, he was just
a young guy being fucking.
Being duped by what he sees in the media about Donald Trump, these media narratives, I'm so glad how so glad he's like, yeah, it was just stupid and impressionable.
President
and he changed my mind. I think he changed the minds
of a lot of Americans because again
he delivered that peace and prosperity
if you go back to what I thought in 2016,
another thing that was going on, Sean, is
I bought into the media's lies and distortions.
I bought into this idea that somehow
he was gonna be so
different, a terrible threat to democracy it was a joke joe biden is the one who's
trying to throw his political opposition in jail joe biden is the one who's trying to undermine
american law and order president trump did a really good job.
And I actually think it's a good thing when you see somebody, you were wrong about them
You ought to admit the mistake and admit that you were wrong. When I brought it up to him
He said... I can't wait for this. Okay, when I brought it up to him, he said... I can't wait for this. Okay, when I
brought it up to him, he said
yeah, but he doesn't think that
way now does he? So he actually had
a very good sense of humor about it. It also says
a lot about him and he understands we use political back
then
not really so i mean you know what my book came out twenty sixteen hillbilly
elegies not really
this motherfucker was giving TED talks
about what to do with the white working class bro
not really
growing up in poverty achieving the American white working class bro not really really sort of the story
of growing up in poverty achieving the american dream
starting out in business and i really didn't care that much about politics i
certainly had views i was republican but i I was not nearly as involved obviously as
I am today and again it's something that
really changed for me and I think
for a lot of Americans is we saw
the results of the Trump presidency
compared to the obsessive, deranged media reaction in 2019 and 2020?
What's going on?
What's so bad about this guy that he's delivered rising wages for American workers
and peace in the world?
Why is the media so obsessed with them?
I think a lot of Americans actually have had
a similar awakening over the last few years
because you compare the results with the reaction
and clearly,
the people with the reaction to the problem,
that's not President Trump's problem. You know, a lot of people forget too back in the first debate I believe it was and Kamala...
Maybe I'm wrong but I feel like it looks ridiculous when the vice presidential pick says he wasn't political four years ago or eight years ago. at the age of like 32
what are you a fucking baby
I'm 32 right now can you imagine
chap think about that
he was my age
and talking about how like the media narratives
really blinded me.
Harold, Harris was on the stage with Joe Biden at the time, and she said I was that girl. If you remember
That moment is very hard hitting moment What she was referring to is the fact
that Joe Biden had partnered with
a former Klansman and tried
to stop the integration of public schools.
Joe Biden's words,
he didn't want those schools to become racial jungles.
So, Sean, Kamala Harris basically said Joe Biden wouldn't want a little black girl like me to...
Damn, bro. I think they want the Democrats to win.
Why are you talking about Joe Biden?
Talking about how white supremacyacist Joe Biden is
on Fox News is going to make Fox
News watchers change their attitude about him.
They're listing out his W's.
There's like 78-year-olds in the chat watching Sean Hayden going,
wait a minute, Perhaps I must reconsider.
Wait, hold on now.
Did you say Jim Crow Joe?
Separate but equal i think this guy seems kind of cool
live in her neighborhood he also piled around with plansman, she said this
months before she joined his ticket Sean I said some bad things about Donald Trump 10 years ago
but i think it's actually important to be able again to admit that you're wrong
and then he can make a good case for the American people.
People who may have been skeptical of
the President back in 2016,
who can be skeptical now that we've seen the results?
Alright, let's talk about a little bit
and I think these are important times in consequential time sure and we see what's
happening with the border for example i think it's now become the number one national security threat
oh absolutely and we have nearly 11 million unvetted Joe Biden illegal immigrants in this country.
What should we do with them?
Well, so we have to deport people.
We have to deport people who broke our laws, who came in here and I think we start with
the violent criminals and President Trump has been
very, very effective at communicating on this.
It is pretty funny to be like
um
Well Kamala Harris
called Joe Biden a racist Klansman
and then she was
on the ticket it's's like yeah, dude
You're using that as a counter against them
Like or are you saying it's okay?
But you're literally in the process of using that is
A messaging strategy against your opponent while simultaneously being like,
and that's why me calling my current president Hitler is fine.
Yeah. Hitler is fine. Like,
that's so weird.
The buy your logic shit is so funny
always because it just like falls flat
when you are directly responsible
when you
are directly hurt by the same logical conundrum that you're showcasing.
So to the point where now a majority of Americans believe
That we need to deport a large number of people who have come here illegally.
That's, that's a major political victory for him and I think it is going to lead to
policy victory for the American people but John
We need to talk about the Fentanyl problem because this is something
that I know extremely personally.
We have close to 100,000 Americans
dying of drug overdoses every single year.
Most of it is brought in by
Mexican drug cartels manufactured in China
and brought in by these
cartels. To get a little personal, you know my mom
struggled with addiction for a big chunk of my earlier life
that's why like oh my god bro
Dude I think he's to whine a lot.
God, he's such
a whiner. Oh my mom!
Oh
my mom!
My mom! She was addicted
Oh my mom
It's like shut up dude
What are you doing
What is this fucking trauma dump
Trump was at his weakest when he constantly chirped
About how he lost the election, but he didn't
actually lose. Okay?
But you're a Republican
dude. God damn. Stop
fucking crying. Stop fucking crying about
like how your mommy was doing crack or whatever.
Like what?
Yeah, but what are you Batman?
Oh my parents were killed.
My parents were killed.
It dramatically altered the trajectory of my life.
My parents were killed.
It's like dude, dude stop trauma dumping god damn I lurk in the shadows now.
I think your analysis is wrong on this one, dude.
You're missing the objective here.
Bro.
He's a 40-year-old man talking about his mom being addicted to heroin.
He wrote a book about it.
He literally shit all over her and everyone else from
those towns talks about
them like they're motherfucking mountain
people with like
a different skull
that may with like a different skull that makes them more predisposed
to doing fentanyl.
And also,
all the while he was simultaneously
getting fucking funded by
the very same pharmaceutical corporations that was responsible for
his entire fucking community perishing into opiate hell.
Okay?
Do you understand what my frustrations are with J.D. Vance?
Do I have to spell it out for you? Also,
the very fact that all of you pussy-ass liberals
in this fucking stupid ass chat
are actually crying at a sob
story is indicative of the fact
that this is not good politics
for the Republican Party. Yeah, dude.
This is what I mean. This is exactly what I
fucking mean. He's too
lib-coded. He's too used
to telling his sob story
to fucking Chris Matthews on MSNBC
and have him go, oh my God.
Oh my God, you're telling me
you couldn't get upward social mobility?
Oh my God, that's so sad.
Like I'm telling you right now,
I don't think Republicans respond like this.
Okay?
You guys are soy as fuck. Of course you love
this shit. This is a sob story that appeals
to you.
Conservatives literally look at addiction and go,
oh,
that's a moral failure.
You're a fucking moral failure.
Your mother is a moral failure.
That's the way they operate.
Okay?
And he's like, Oh god is at day at the age of 40 I'm so struck by all
of the by my mother's like drug addiction. They look at that and they go you're gross dude what the
are you talking about you probably also have drug addiction problems because i think
that is genetic and i think the moral failure is genetic you're genetically
wired to be a fucking moral failure.
Republicans loved hillbilly elegy?
No, the fuck they didn't!
Democrats did.
Democrats loved hillbilly elegy.
That's why he wasn't on fucking Fox News promoting hillbilly elegy. That's why he wasn't on fucking Fox News promoting the hillbilly elegy.
He was on MSNBC every goddamn night promoting hillbilly elegy.
No, Democrats love treating fucking white working class Appalachian people like they're
a different breed of human.
Also, yeah, Republicans don't read
or when they do, they read Bill o'reilly uh books like you're wrong he got so much
play from fucking suburban wine moms
who was like how could Donald Trump become president?
We must understand the mind of the
mountain person in rural
Appalachia.
And then, like, the entire
message in the book is that yeah,
mountain people are different.
Okay?
They're a different kind of white.
They have a different cultural inferiority to the good liberal
kind of white people that you see in the cities and the bad mountain
people well they sing songs and they dance
and they have this like different bone in their brain that causes them to be
addicted to fentanyl and it has nothing to do with the pharmaceutical
corporations absolutely pumping and offloading his ton of drugs in these communities
with like no real valid uh a way of doing any kind
of meaningful healthcare reform in these areas.
We shouldn't do that anyway,
because my donors would hate that.
And also simultaneously those mountain people have a uniquely inferior culture of not being self-reliant.
Not realizing that they can change their own destiny.
Why aren't they succeeding?
Well, it's because they didn't listen to the right podcast.
Okay.
I don't think you're goddamn person gives a shit about where he's coming from.
And I think they just like Donald Trump, okay?
They like Donald Trump. They? They like Donald Trump!
They think Donald Trump is macho.
They think Donald Trump is hot.
They think that all of their anger and frustration
that they experience on a daily basis is
not born out of their material circumstances
that they were subjected to
okay, their
fates sealed centuries
before they were ever alive by
hyper-capitalist
exploitation and a lack
of interest in actually uplifting these
people. And instead, they think
who's making me feel this way?
The homosexuals in the media.
The liberal elites.
Who looks like a liberal elite?
JD fucking Vance
because he is a liberal elite.
Man, elite. Anyway,
they do like
Donald Trump.
They like Donald Trump because Donald Trump
because Donald Trump has pure
real resentment towards the liberal
elite he has real resentment
born out of the fact that the very
same liberal elites which Donald Trump is a part of never actually accepted him into polite
society because they think he's too crude.
Having said that,
however,
Donald Trump is very good at channeling that frustration towards the
liberal elite and making it
like a universal resentment
that everyone else feels. That's why
he can talk about, like, Graydon Carter
being a sissy or whatever
and hogs will still eat that shit up even though they don't know
what the fuck the Vanity Fair party is.
Okay?
He's telegenic
in a way that is
unfortunately for the Republican Party
not replicable
Donald Trump
and this is why I repeat myself all the time
Donald Trump is Obama for white people,
okay?
Obama is a once-in-a-lifetime
candidate that was uniquely charismatic.
He was a neoliberal and his policy agenda
was dogshit. He cast everything aside, he ran on a progressive
platform, and he won by insane
margins. And then he kept up
that popularity because he
was singularly charismatic.
Think about it. A black man as the president of the United States
America, a country that's found on slavery and white supremacy okay? Who
the fuck could do that? And the Democrats have never been able to recreate
That, okay
They look at it and they try
To recreate it but of course they can't
Recreate it. That's like a uniquely
Telegenic man, okay a uniquely charismatic man
donald trump in many respects is born out of the resentment
and frustration that white supremacists had
towards allowing a black man into the highest position.
Okay?
And Donald Trump is, much like Barack Obama,
uniquely charismatic to his own base.
He's telegenic.
He's charismatic.
He's very sassy.
He's a petty bitch who's messy and loves drama.
Okay?
He's practically a homosexual man. Okay? He's practically a homosexual man.
Okay? In like
the best ways.
Even though I do believe that he's ace.
The Republicans the Republicans can never have another Donald Trump.
It's just not going to happen.
Yes, someone in the chat said lightning in a bottle and I agree
Do not put us together come on Joby be for real. Donald Trump is incredibly messy, okay? He's incredibly messy, he's incredibly petty and he has a penchant for drama okay it's true he makes phenomenal television and people eat that shit up.
They love watching it, and
the reality is
this motherfucker comes on TV
and tries to do that shit. It's not going to work.
To be fair to him, he's not even trying to do the
Donald Trump shit. He's trying to do his own shit.
Ron DeSantis
had even less charisma
than J.D. Vance and tried to do the Trump
shit and everybody turned around
and was like, whoa I'm changing
the TV channel.
I don't ever want
to see this ever again.
But the coolest thing maybe the greatest blessing blessing of my life is that my mom is about to celebrate 10 years sober i don't want
to see a 40 year old man talk about me ma mama bro come on you went to yale shut the up
and she is able to celebrate 10 years sober, frankly because the poison that's coming across
the border now wasn't coming across in such large numbers 15 years ago.
We are depriving Americans of a second chance with their loved ones.
You cannot keep on doing this, you're orphaning an entire generation
of kids. Go to Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin Sean
you have thousands of grandparents raising
grandchildren that they weren't expecting to raise
because of the poison Joe Biden
let it come across the border.
President Trump is the guy to stop
this and if we don't stop it
we're going to lose generation young kids you know when i saw you in atlanta
he didn't even sound angry
he sounds like a do you see what I'm saying?
Like, he literally... He doesn't even sound mad.
When Donald Trump talks about this shit,
he's like,
I fucking hate those immigrants.
I fucking hate them.
They're bringing drugs across the border.
They want to kill your mother.
They want to kill your father. they want to kill your father,
they want to rape your daughters.
What is he even saying, lol?
He's trying to do the Trumpian shit where he's like yeah fentanyl addiction is happening
because Mexicans are crossing the border,
which is objectively false but it doesn't matter.
It's on fucking Fox News.
Saying truthful things on Fox News
is probably the worst thing you can do.
It's never gonna happen.
You're running for Republican office, you're gonna lie
that's fine, we know that already
we've moved past that
okay
it's just
that
when he's talking about
it,
he's not even fucking
angry.
He's not even like,
oh man,
I'm really,
I'm really fucking mad
at this immigration
stuff.
It's actually
really running
rampant in the country.
He's like, oh no
when we let Mexicans in
my me ma mama is gonna get fentanyl
addicted again. Like shut up dude
you can't on the one hand fucking say unimaginably reactionary shit
Both simultaneously crying about your meemaw and mama then papa
Okay
Just be racist that That's it.
He's trying to libcode racism.
I said,
I felt a little embarrassed
because I was one of the few Americans
cause most people knew hillbilly elegy.
It was a massive bestseller that became a movie,
and I literally read at least
a book a day researching radio
and television, and so I decided
to watch the movie.
And when I saw you,
I did ask you,
is this really what your life was?
Appalachia? And this is the history of real life
appalachian you become a marine by the way your mom
was a drug addict and an alcoholic father not exactly
the greatest father in the world.
And you grew up poor and had an amazing grandmother that came out of your life too.
But then you joined the Marines or served in Iraq. You came out of school
you went to Ohio State, you went to Yale, you prospered at Yale.
Then you went on to be successful in business which by the way Democrats are criticizing
you for.
They wish you failed I guess when. When they wrote that, considering where
you came from it's the American dream
and then
You know, you got into politics
And you did so successfully
A pretty amazing story
Give us some texture and context
Yeah, you got into politics
You did so successfully because
once again
a gay libertarian villain
who is obsessed with the bad guys in Lord of the Rings
gave you $10 million
and dumped an unimaginable amount of funds on top
of that in ad spend so that you can barely get carried
across the finish line in a fucking state where donald trump
won by eight points.
Okay?
It's just like,
he is not a good candidate.
He's not a good candidate. He's not a good candidate,
he's not a good vice presidential candidate,
he was apparently, and I didn't even know this originally, he was
literally texting teenagers on
Twitter in group chats.
That's what the fuck Ed Ingramentum was talking about when he
was like, oh, J.D. Vance is compromised.
J.D. Vance is compromised.
He's got a weird case.
Why is he around?
It turns out that motherfucker was in the group chats with him
yeah does anyone have to tweet?
Yeah, he was in group chats with Team Groypers dude.
Which Yeah, he was in group chats with Team Groypers, dude. Which is crazy.
I think he's only VP because of Peter Thiel?
No, exactly.
That's the only reason why he's worth a damn
in Donald Trump's eyes,
in my opinion.
Donald Trump is so desperate
to make as much money as possible. I thought this was a joke.
Why does Senator Vance refer to a group chat with children as the simps chat?
I'm politely asking Cleavitt to follow me back, says Caleb Burdette.
Yo, Akron Caleb is thirsty,
says JD Vance.
Caleb, it is so over,
Napoleon Complice Sufferer responds.
Just practicing my cool kid lingo
with the simps chat VP Issues in 1992, spelling the word potato wrong one time.
VP Issues in 2024, J. jd vance follows bronze age lowly hitler rape
groiper you can read my slightly more sober analysis on Vance here. Also,
my sub stack is assessment for Vance
last year. Vance isn't much better than
Blake Masters but I couldn't put him in the same tier
where one of them has actually gotten elected
pros has won an election.
Pros, not prone to racist outbursts yet.
Pros, liked by the National Republican Party.
Pros, able to use the services of Cumammgräuper 1488 if needed.
Cons,
not loyal to Trump.
Cons, lacking any wedge issue
or movement to represent.
Cons, has long list of enemies, cons
and perhaps this is the worst con of all time
adult Catholic convert!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Dude.
You know how I feel about the zealotry of a recent convert.
You know, how I have all the smoke about adult converts born again
but god damn there is nothing funnier there is nothing funnier
than just like looking at all the religions
out there and being like,
The one that is famous for pedophilia?
That is my shit, dog!
Oh! You know he DMs the Redskins girls.
Oh, 100%. 100%. I'm not gonna do that. I'm just gonna go ahead and
watch this video.
JD Vance once wrote
did he convince himself
that he was gay when
he was a kid? Oh my god! god dude no way dude wait what
no fucking way dude he came in like this..
. When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was gay. because i could
my uncle was and i kept my room straight i told my mom tears rushing down my face she's like man you've loved girls since before
pre-k sure yeah i Yeah, I guess she had
a point, didn't she? Bunch of stereotypes
all in my head.
I remember doing the math like yeah,
I'm good at Little League. A preconceived idea
of what it all meant for those that like the same sex
Have their characteristics You're laughing?
This song ain't homophobic. You're laughing?
This song ended homophobia and you're laughing?
Donald Trump humiliated...
Former President Trump held a rally last night
for Ohio Senate candidate J.D. Vance, and here's
what the Trump endorsement looks like these days. New York Times did a fake story today, big front page that JD wasn't sure if he wanted my support.
JD is kissing my ass.
He wants my support.
This is what?
No.
Why do you want to be all you want to join for that okay
why is your fan base uh also yelling at you and saying that
you're secretly hiding the truth about Cody Co?
Yeah, that you haven't made a video
about it yet.
Alex is asking
because he wants to join in on the
Cody Co video. Shut the fuck up? Dude, it was
so crazy. There's like...
The fact that there is
a decent amount of people in this community
that were like,
seems sus that you still haven't covered Kony Co.
We're going to, yeah, Alex and I are going to make a joint statement.
We're going to apologize for only covering lame shit,
like the election cycle and not important shit.
A great person who I've really gotten to know. Yeah, he said some bad things about me but that was before he knew me and then he fell in love.
Yeah Barbara what do you think? Was that helpful to JD Vance at all?
Thought that was an in-kind contribution to Tim Ryan the Democrat
I mean it made JD Vance look like a mouth
yeah
I mean
It wasn't an election cycle
It was an assassination attempt
You're right
Did you hook up Tana with Cody?
That's what this all points to
Yeah dude
When I was when I was like working at TYT
I had a lot of pull I was all I was all up in them crowds. was a QAnon fest. It was playing this strange QAnon music
they were all sort of
bowing to
I think
Marjorie Greene was there talking about
the one true leader they have to be loyal
to, and it actually was not very well attended. It wasn't the usual
you know so I think this is a dying um...the last gasp
of a dying cult not um that you know i i do think this is an embarrassment and if
i were you know jd vance um is really a shell of the person to be there
about wing and scraping to somebody who
he uh... rightfully attacked um... you know just a few years ago in those
liberals are so ruthless when it comes to a guy
like J.D. Vance who they
personally thought was
one of them.
You know what I mean?
It's just like, that's not a liberal.
That's a Republican.
Your statements are out there publicly and- I mean, that's a never-Trump Republican.
The best thing for Tim Ryan would be
to put his...
That's a never Trump Republican, therefore they're
fucking liberal....stat statements where he attacked Donald Trump
and then Donald Trump...
American politics is just liberalism
and more liberalism.
Okay?
It's just liberalism
and more liberalism and more
liberalism liberals everywhere
and then sometimes fascists
okay
it's liberalism light versus
liberalism hard
versus like extra liberalism which versus like extra
liberalism which is when you're a
fascist what is this, bro?
Okay, dude.
I gotta run this back again.
I'm sorry.
The right-wing conservatives think it's a decision
And you can be cured with some treatment and religion
Man-made rewild
Bro, what is this? and man-made rewind
Bro, what is this bro? What is this? PAUSE!
PAUSEEEEE!
Mr. Trump commented
to the allies of Anga that Mr. Vance was looking,
how his beard appeared more groomed,
how his suits fit better and how he'd lost weight.
Mr.
Vance had been working out and going on long runs.
Yeah. working out and going on long runs like yeah i'm good at little league preconceived mr trump was impressed he told his allies thought mr vance was smart and handsome those beautiful blue eyes he said repeatedly. Great on TV.
Yo!
Hey, yo! I have to reiterate the former point that I made about Donald Trump being a gay man
Okay, where are my haters now dude?
He's beautiful
I would like to have sex with him
But I
Of course
Am ace aromantic
I'm Acero, folks! Oh, now here we go. America, the brain still fears what we don't know.
This fits into the Trump is in a gay lover conspiracy with the shooter narrative as well.
The shooter was in a love circle with Donald Trump and J.D. Vance,
and he knew Trump was about to make the move
and come out in public
and turn their throuple into a couple.
So he came
and in that last desperate moment,
he took the shot.
Okay?
Yeah, the shooter was probably in The Sims chat.
It was a crime of passion. He is a man who is scorned,
just like David DePipe and Paul Pelosi.
That's why Trump was making fun
of Pelosi's husband? He was jealous? Yeah.
Only missed because of the tears in his eyes, exactly! my mom believes that Paul Pelosi's hammer guy was his lover who gave
my mama brain damage like that? Yo, my bad.
Black cataract.
Hey yo, my bad bro.
I might have played a role in that
and I apologize
okay? Hey, I apologize
for my transgressions once again
I was out here in the
streets telling everybody that Paul
Pelosi had gay sex with David
DePipe and they had a lover's quarrel
type situation
and I apologize. Some people might have
taken that
some people might have misunderstood
I was joking when I said that
he said it was might have misunderstood. I was joking when I said that.
You said he was a bisexual man like four years ago and it stays true?
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
The RNC is not as energetic and Trump didn't get enough hype.
Dude, this has been the wokest RNC.
They had like Sikh people doing prayers
at the RNC, bro.
They had like Amber
Rose who
is like a
sex worker who's openly pro-sex work
did the slut walk. You know what I mean?
Like Amber Rose spoke.
They have fucking...
They had bald representation.
Bald union leader representation what the fuck's going on
unacceptable completely unacceptable they're doing dei dude yeah jd vance's wife is indian
jd vance is doing miscegenation bro you are you are you rocking with that
are you rocking what miscegenation when the supreme court is about to ban it huh just Huh?
Just saying.
Yeah, they have sex worker representation labor leader representation
every marginalized identity
you can find
I'm just saying
and J.D. Vance
and Donald Trump
might be gay lovers
oh
to that life
that
I mean
that's a tough
life you had.
Yeah, Shawn it was tough in a lot of ways
but blessed in a lot of ways
and I think you've got to sort of accept the good with the bad
I wouldn't see the world the same way
that I see it without that experience
And I really do see it as a blessing.
The grandmother who raised me was such an amazing person.
She was a woman of deep Christian faith.
She cursed like a sailor.
She had a mouth that would make a Marine Corps drill instructor blush.
But she was
so loving and so disciplined. And I
really think that all the opportunities that I've had
come directly from her.
I can't be alone in this whole like me
my grandparents were so beautiful
shit. Like
am I?
I don't know. Maybe I'm out of touch
or I just like
I want that like bloodless Republican energy
but like all of this shit
is so lived up dude it's gross
listening to him
there is this like veneer of elitism
and I don't
think he's having like a
moment. There's just something
off about the way he explains his background
where you can tell this is like
a rehearsed canned speech.
It's, oh yes!
It is Big Mayor Pete Energy!
Yo!
That's so good. That's such a lock dude
There is a very disingenuous way
That these guys who are very well-sp, like the Silicon Valley
tech geek speak
that he's doing.
Like even Vivek, despite
for the Republican Party being Indian
is obviously unacceptable unacceptable despite that was
able to like say the lines sometimes in a more convincing way than he is and
even he wasn't feeling the same fucking Groyper crowd.
It's like interviewing an actor about the role.
Yeah, no, he just...
He speaks like a consulting firm guy.
He speaks like he actually had no role
in fixing bread prices in Canada.
That's how he speaks.
You know what I
mean?
He just has like, ugh
What is wrong with you?
Do so many things.
Where do I begin?
I'm a leftist in America, brother.
There's a lot wrong with me, okay?
What's
wrong with you? Why are you in here?
... Vegas speaking now please tune in
no
I needed to laugh
okay
I hope we were able
to give you laughter
and joy
in your otherwise
hellish nightmare
of a life
you fucking conservative dingus.
Every other day is going to be worse than the day prior with you constantly
going,
Oh my God,
why is everything bad?
Donald Trump became president again
and there's still Mexicans around.
What the fuck is going on?
Why?
Why hasn't my life gotten better?
Why has it only marginally got better?
Because that's how you felt during the first four years of the Trump presidency.
But, you have fucking amnesia so right now
You think oh man things are gonna get so much better when he is president again
You know what he's going to do?
He's going to give me tax breaks while he takes
money out of your fucking pocket.
Your roads are going to be worse, well my roads too
obviously we're on the same fucking roads until
libertarians come in and
basically make it so that rich people go on one fucking, with one
license plate on one road, and then poor
people go on the other road, which is even
shittier. Okay?
That's one hell of an assumption.
Is it?
Is it? Is it?
If you're coming in here
while I'm chirping about J.D. Vance and going,
what's wrong with you?
You know,
I think it's a pretty solid lock. Yeah.
We're going to do Israel-style
apartheid but for the rich and the
poor in this fucking country which already kind of exists.
Yeah, you love Trump or the tax breaks brother
oh yeah me famous
lover of
tax breaks
love it dude
big fan that's why I refuse to leave the state Love it, dude. Big fan.
That's why I refuse to leave the state of California so I can pay fucking Norwegian taxes up in this bitch
and get nothing in return
because they all directly go to either
the military and Israel's bombing campaigns.
Or, they can go directly into the domestic military, the police force.
So, they can get new fucking toys that you use on homeless people big fan of
that she also believed in this country and recognized most people Washington do
not care about people like her.
And when I talk about generations of grandparents raising generations
of grandchildren, that's exactly what I think about because
I remember my mamaw she couldn't afford her Medicaid payments
She couldn't afford her Medicaid payments.
She couldn't afford the prescription drugs that she needed.
She sometimes couldn't even afford food for both me and her.
Those are the people who suffer when we have the policies
that we've had over the last three and a half years.
And those are the people who stand to benefit them most.
Dude, every time he says mama, I think he's like losing voters.
I'm sorry.
Mama! I'm sorry. My mama.
Why do you engage with people that will clearly stop your flow?
Um,
I like dunking on people so they like remember cause i shit on joe biden a lot
because he deserves to be shitted on he's old as fuck he's shitting on
himself a lot in his diapers but then like he still
deserves to be shitted on.
So, then I think a lot of people feel comfortable thinking like, oh yeah dude
this guy must love Trump and it's like
no I don't dude, okay?
No I do not.
I do love having Republicans in here
I do
I really do
I like them more than the annoying liberals who are like, oh,
I'm a NATO voter.
Like,
shut the fuck up,
dumbass.
Go back to Reddit.
But like,
at least Republicans are content
when they're chirping.
Like, they're funny.
They say like
unimaginably idiotic things
and they don't even
maintain this
or even try to
desperately maintain
this like
no you don't understand
I am an intellectual and that's
why I'm presenting this theory
they just straight up are hysterical
they're like, no there's
an immigrant in every shadow waiting
waiting to stab me in my memo.
Like I personally think it's a much more fun subject
to tackle than having the conversation about how China is the greatest
evil on this planet, the 700th
time.
You don't understand.
China's encroaching on America's key allies
in the region by just existing there so close to an American military base,
that we have to nuke them is not a thing I want...
It's not a conversation that I'm fond of having A million times over
From President Trump around here
Let me go back to the scene
And you referred to it earlier
Meals on wheels
Yeah
And she would negotiate
An extra something because you have...
You said kind of glad he didn't get media partners in the RNC? I would have loved this.
Carrie Lake riling up the crowd about fake news people and pointing to us, calling us layers and getting everyone
to boo at us. I've been told not to wear my yellow media
lanyard outside the forum for my safety
Again, waiting for the unity approach they're talking about
Yeah, I would love that shit dude.
Are you kidding me?
I'd be like yeah!
They are fake!
I hate them! you would have debated all these hogs
blend right in
no
when I'm around hogs
remember I like to play the role of a hog Hogs. When I'm around hogs, remember
I like to play the role of a
hog.
It's like
dude, I'm in hog heaven
at RNC.
Those are my people.
I'll code solution
like a motherfucker
they boot you for anti-white racism so fast
who says I would be anti-white racist?
Had nothing else?
Nothing? Well,
sometimes we struggled but sometimes John, we didn't have anything.
And she would negotiate to get a little bit of extra
so that she could share with me and also
have enough for herself.
Look, sometimes tough work...
Sometimes times are hard, right?
But I look back on that and think to myself
when I go talk to people
as a United States Senator from the state of Ohio
I go visit a food bank
I actually understand what people are going through, and so yeah
it was tough when I was dealing with it
but now I really do think it's a blessing
because it's given me perspective a lot of politicians don't have
Let's talk about what you believe
the role of a vice president should be.
Sure.
Well, look, Sean, I think it's...
Your white privilege is showing off?
No, that's precisely what it is, yes.
That's why I still believe
I can be a double agent in a crowd like this.
Yeah. still believe I can be a double agent in a crowd like this. Yeah,
that
was the point.
I can ride with these
hogs, okay?
I think I can ride with these hogs. Okay? I think I can ride
with these hogs
better than J.D. Vance
can.
100%.
Like, if they don't
know who I am... If they don't know who I am
if they don't
know who I am, if they don't know
you know
I'm the 9-11 guy. Are you kidding me?
I've done it
I've done it
The QAnon rally that I went to.
It's very simple.
Number one, you need to support the president in enacting the agenda, whether
it's going and meeting with foreign leaders, whether it's working with the Senate
and the House to get legislation passed...
The president can't be everywhere even Donald Trump can't be everywhere so you've got
to be a person he can trust, who he can rely on
to actually advance the agenda.
That's the most important job.
Of course if something God forbid happens
you gotta be ready
to step into that office
that's one of the most important roles
as Vice President
but I think Donald Trump, very healthy
going to serve for a very good years
but we've got to have Republicans
who are helping him with the agenda
You remember this as well as anybody Sean
As successful he was politically even after he was elected certain republicans
didn't want to actually enact the america first agenda you've got to have leaders in
washington who are supporting him and not fighting against him.
This guy sucks, bro. He's not talking about how
woke gender is killing
Ohio.
He's not talking about how
liberal wokes want to do gender crimes.
He's not
he's not talking about how like abortion
is murder.
Talk about an occasion where
you might disagree with him.
How do you view your role in terms of handling that moment?
That's very...
Yeah, he's pro-Project 2025, which is nerd shit.
Don't say that.
Don't say that you're pro... Like Donald Trump knows how to read the room better than this motherfucker.
That's why he was like, what is this Project 2025 shit?
I washed my hands of this.
Okay, I don't know what that is.
I don't fuck with those guys
it's like he's smart
simple shot I think you owe
it to the president to be honest with him if
you don't think that he's doing the right thing if you disagree with him
but you do it in private you offer your counsel and private because a lot of
the vultures in the press they will blow every public so you got my colleague
right here i'm not at home stay run media but no it's a absolute are state
one million uh... in fact there's some state-run that even after president
trump was shot, and he showed a
remarkable...
In light of recent events we decided
now is the time for healing unity so this week
we wanted to reach across the aisle
and invite popular far-right conservative content creator
Lily Petro on the podcast to share her opinions
out everywhere now. Thanks for the invites, super cool
you're able to listen to people outside your godless liberal echo chamber
and invite a small conservative content creator like myself. Makes me think
the woke mob isn't too bad, but you're all still
going to hell anyway lol
Did you guys watch the last episode
of The Pod? It was a banger, right?
I told you.
Why wasn't it uploaded yesterday?
Because fucking...
The Wokes cancelled
because we didn't do enough gender.
We didn't do enough gender. We didn't groom
enough children and we didn't
do enough gender in the pod
so the wokes fucking cancelled
the pod, they demonetized it instantly
So we had to wait until there was a human,
a patriot at YouTube who watched it and then said,
okay,
nevermind.
There is enough gay gender in this podcast.
We'll allow it to be monetized.
Except if you're trying to do a 30 minute person like this
thinking that's good content I would have
thought that would have been a banger content but it was too long
30 minutes is too long
they wouldn't believe you that Austin was gay?
Yeah, I kept telling them.
No, we have a gay one.
We have a gay one on the pod.
We love gender.
Chat, what is the i survive thing i posted on my tiktok go watch it if you want to know what i survived
who keeps deleting my comments about wanting to stop euthanizing healthy dogs in u.s shelters wait are you being
serious this is why i love hogs in the chat okay
this is why i love hogs in the chat because they just hear me say
the words that they're used to hearing
from Republicans
and they just think
I'm being sincere.
That's why
I love hogs in the chat.
They get so confused.
They're like, Hasan, are you voting for Trump?
Seriously?
And all it takes me to be like, hell yeah, brother.
And they're like okay i'm invested
oh there's a white woman who just got here that's a white woman who is a trump supporter
don't make fun of them, no it's fine
as long as I keep shitting on Nancy Pelosi
they'll keep coming back for that good shit. Okay?
...amount of unity and defiance
and calmness, they blamed him for
the rhetoric even though he was the victim of a mere assassination.
It's crazy but I think it's really important
that you don't have Republicans
who blow up disagreements
so that they can win points
with the media
who are never going to treat
Republicans fairly.
The job is to help enact the
agenda, and why does that matter? Because that's
what's going to make people's lives better.
Let's talk about... I'm sure
in the course of this process it had
to go through your...
XOXO is not
the person I was thinking of. This is a different
person. This is not a hog. I apologize.
I'm not deleting your comments about
the dogs. I am a dog lover.
I was thinking about someone else from yesterday who has a name very similar to yours,
and I apologize, Ms. Riz.
I don't know who's deleting your comments about dog shelters. How can you remember names?
It's still crazy to me.
No, I'm again a lot of things are wrong with me your head god forbid
the fire vid was very anticlimactic dude when you watch it in like
i don't obviously want to show the fucking
OG content. You have to wait for the actual video
to come out. The fire video is actually
dope if you watch it on like
with the normal
camera that was shot in.
That's just BTS.
It's like looking at a
BTS footage of a movie and being like,
wow, this movie sucks. I saw him.
Will you someday say you support the CIA as well I want to be able
to show you to my parents no
what if we saw this on Saturday president President Trump, a millimeter...
If he didn't turn his head we would be having very different conversations tonight
And I certainly believe in God and faith,
it's an important part of my life.
But it was that close
And you always hear about one heartbeat away from the presidency
and I'm sure Americans are watching you tonight.
Are you ready at a moment's notice to step into that role?
What do you believe?
Yeah, Trump is...
There's enemies all over the place for Donald Trump. He gets shot again in a year, you know what I mean?
Are you ready when the time comes?
Most qualified here for that.
Well Sean, the answer is yes. And I have to say
you've got some humility about this it's the biggest job in the world
but i served my country successfully united states marine corps
had a successful business career and i have the vision
and the agenda aligned with
President Trump to make the American
worker better off, to bring peace
to the world, and to actually advance
an agenda that's good for American citizens.
I think the experience that maybe most Americans would care about, it's not that I spent two
years in the Senate and I think I've had a very successful two years in the Senate.
It's like came from nothing became United States Marine and succeeded in business.
That's the experience that gives you a fresh perspective became a United States Marine and succeeded in business.
That's the experience that I think gives you a fresh perspective.
You combine that with the ability to get things done.
Well,
I can't listen to him.
I just,
oh,
it's so boring.
Am I crazy? I just... Oh, it's so boring. Am I crazy?
I just like...
Oh my God!
He's so fucking boring.
He has no content, dude.
Ay-yi-yi.
Meanwhile, let's go to Bill Malush.
Before we get to the
other stuff that was happening,
RFK came out and said when President Trump
comment was taping an in-house videographer, I should
order the videographer to stop recording immediately.
I'm mortified that this was posted.
I apologize to the president.
We're also going to
show an awkward moment between Congressman Matt Gaetz and Speaker Kevin McCarthy.
What night are you speaking? Are you speaking tonight?
Hey, if you took that stage You would get booed off the stage.
Dude, I love when they're being petty bitches.
To which... to which
Kevin McCarthy
actually responded with a banger.
One who's not
coming back, and then
the other part that you have
is one person who raised the issue
he's got an ethics complaint about paying
sleeping with a 17 year old
so that's where they're going
this side,
this side of the story is pretty fire.
Like who do you think?
Who do you think look better in this?
I mean,
listen,
I'm a never cover myself,
but the forever covers one this night. I mean, listen. I'm a never-kever myself.
But the forever kevers won this night.
Okay?
I mean, trading haymakers...
Are you kidding me?
It's like a dude.
This is the nuclear bomb versus coughing baby, okay?
Kevin McCarthy is on CNN saying Matt Gaetz tried to fuck a 17
year old and got an ethics complaint for it.
Meanwhile, dumbass
Matt Gaetz is on the other side
like people don't like you here
like are you kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Kevin McCarthy also had sex with Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Who's the winner of this situation?
You know what I mean?
Ha ha. Ha ha. who's the winner of this situation you know what i mean
i can't believe i said that like even as a joke Shut up, Jase. I don't know who you are
and it doesn't fucking matter what you say
Yeah, I'm just standing here
so fuck off.
I'm moving.
I don't even know who you are!
Haha,
God,
Maggie sucks so bad.
That's awesome.
Oh,
hey, thank you, that's all right. Dude, I don't even know who you are, man. awesome
I'm just standing here He's such a yo he is such a dude he is such a Oh, I'm just naming you.
I don't know who you are.
Dude off the stage!
Shut up, Jace.
He said shut up, please.
White people are so funny. He said, shut up please.
White people are so funny.
This is when white people crash out, okay? Shut up please.
Oh he says shut up Gates?
Oh my bad, it's still funny.
Shut up Gates.
Shut up Gates.
Why are you being an asshole?
Why are you beating an asshole?
Yeah,
you're on thin ice,
buddy.
Yeah,
it's the white person crash out.
Dude, you're on thin ice, buddy!
Newsflash!
Bucko,
you better back off, pal!
Why I oughta... I got a knuckle sandwich
with your name on it
oh now you've
crossed the line
ha ha ha
oh this is so good. I'm just standing here.
Come on, you can't do that.
You can't
pop off
and then like
just go, I'm just standing here and run away. You can't do that. Take a hike. Oh, dude.
This is great.
I'm just standing here, bro.
Calm down.
That can't be your final words, okay?
Like...
You can't...
That can't be the last thing that you say
in this scenario.
Okay?
Take a hike! Take a hike.
You would get booed off...
Um, um Oh, this is so good.
Good stuff.
Yeah, man was arrested with an AK-47 around the RNC. and see.
Which, you know could be just a regular old Republican
like
but to be
fair seems like a lot of registered Republicans are acting different lately with their weapons around Donald Trump.
So what is this?
Elon Musk.
Who. Everybody's. who
everyone's favorite billionaire just the best guy ever
is committing to
45 million dollars a month
of Donald Trump
with what's on the agenda
for the day two
at the RNC, he's in that building
right behind us. Hey Bill.
Hey good morning to you guys. Well former President Trump has said he wants to be more uniform I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS A VERY
DIFFICULT TIME FOR US.
GOOD MORNING TO YOU GUYS.
FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID HE
WANTS TO BE MORE UNIFIED AS A
RESULT OF THIS ATTEMPT ON HIS LIFE ON SATURDAY AND THAT who will be joining this stage tonight. Take a look, you guys were just bringing this up.
Former UN ambassador Nikki Haley
will be speaking here at the RNC tonight.
We all remember it was a brutal primary with Trump.
They were heavily criticizing each other.
He repeatedly called her bird brain. He was upset she stayed in the races I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA. THE PRESIDENT WAS
TALKING ABOUT TRUMP, THEY WERE
HEAVILY CRITICIZING EACH OTHER
AND REPEATEDLY CALLED HER
BIRD BRAIN.
SHE STAYED IN THE RACE AS LONG
AS SHE DID.
WE WERE IN THE ROOM WITH HER
THE DAY SHE DROPPED OUT OF THE RACE BACK IN MARCH. was tense in there. She didn't endorse him at the time. She urged him to earn the support
of her voters. Well, she has since told
her delegates to vote for Trump and she
will be here tonight assigned some of those
bridges may finally be mending
as for former President Trump take a look at this it
was remarkable he showed up here at the RNC last night his very first public
appearance since he was shot on Saturday he received a huge wave of applause
cheers with some of the crowd chanting fight, fight, fight. A nod to what Trump
said himself after he had been shot and then take a look at this Wall Street Journal reporting that
Elon Musk is planning to donate a staggering $45 million per
month to a new Trump-aligned
super PAC. Musk endorsed Trump on
Saturday after the assassination
attempt. Trump was also recently endorsed by
billionaire hedge fund manager Bill Ackman. And then take a live look at
the Fiserv Forum here. Tonight's theme for the RNC is Make America Safe Once Again, a heavy emphasis
on crime and a topic we've covered relentlessly here at Fox News,
the southern border. Earlier this morning
a mom who lost her son to a fentanyl
overdose spoke out on Fox. Take a listen
Donald Trump wants
our community and our world
And our national, you know
Whole country safe
And safety is why we're all here
And why there's thousands and thousands of people
Specifically with our story
With fentanyl
Yeah it was so safe under Trump.
Wasn't there already a shooting
outside the RNC?
I don't know.
You are white.
The most white thing you can do
is adopt a mountain dog
during a desert LA climate.
You're right.
I should have not
adopted her and kept
her in a fucking cool ass
AC house
and like constantly let
her run and give her all the best amenities
and instead allowed her to see the three-minute outbreak at the top of the hour.
You know, just like the rest of you.
Of course, you don't need that to be your fate.
You don't need that to be your fate.
You can subscribe for $5 or free as a prime
and connect to Amazon Prime account through touchy gown where you get one
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you can also get gifted us up if you're lucky Okay. Alex is here,
and that is because we're going to be covering the Cody
Coe situation. Now,
I just want to start off by apologizing for
hiding the truth, sheltering you from the truth for so long it's not going to
be a funny thing at all by the way i don't know why he wanted to be a part of it but
uh d'angelo wallace had a good video on it.
Uh,
as far as I understand Cody co for those of you who don't know,
because a lot of you are in here,
uh,
for,
for,
you know,
serious news and commentary.
Uh,
Cody goes to YouTube or he's a beloved YouTuber with a massive audience.
I've known him for like 10
years.
I met him a long
time ago.
We're not super close or anything him a long, long, long time ago. I mean,
we're not like super close or anything,
but I have known him for 10 plus years almost at this point and something that
I did not know about him was what he apparently did when he was 25 years old
to a 17 year-old also
very famous at the time content content creator Tanamongo.
Or Mojo. Fuck. I already fucked it up.
I should do it again.
I need a do-over.
God damn it.
Okay?
Anyway, let's let D'Angelo Wallace
take it away.
Alright Cody, let's have an uncomfortable conversation.
Someone has been alleging for
years now that you, one of the largest commentary creators on YouTube
knowingly committed a crime against her when she was a minor.
But YouTubers and viewers alike are ignoring and discrediting these allegations
solely because the person making them
happens to be an unlikable woman online, Tana Mongeau.
Okay, first of all, right off the jump, I disagree.
I don't think Tana Mongeau is an unlikable woman.
I think she's very likable.
You guys should watch the episode of The Fear Room Podcast that we had with her.
I mean,
She was...
I think she was an unlikable woman.
Yeah,
She definitely turned a page.
Yeah,
But she's got a massive audience as well.
Yeah, she is massive.
She even in this...
I mean look at this
she has like
almost the same number
of subscribers
as Cody does.
Yeah, well.
Um
she was definitely
very controversial and very unliked person for some time, but I don't think she's like that anymore.
She's actually grown up quite a bit.
What was annoying as well when everyone hated her,
she was exactly the same as Jake Paul.
That same kind of annoying person.
But everyone just hated her more.
Well,
that's because she was a girl.
Yeah.
I think that's probably what it is.
And you know that people...
Also,
she said the M word right?
Isn't that what it was
and then iDubbbz said the M word to her? I that what it was and then Idubbbz said the N-word to her.
I was gonna say wasn't that Idubbbz?
No, I think she like originally...
I think she originally said the
N-Word and then like Idubbbz was proving a point
to her by saying the N word as well but like it
was of course unacceptable completely and
and um you know a lot has changed since then
people are ignoring this because nobody is working harder to
bury the story than you and you're getting away with it because commentary youtube has
a serious problem i can't blame any of your viewers or my viewers for not hearing about
this because you've done such a good
job hiding it up until now that I only found out about it recently.
The situation has been talked about by smaller channels, it's been discussed at length
on other platforms and it keeps almost hitting the mainstream
like with this Rolling Stone article or this H3 podcast discussion.
But the reason it hasn't caught on yet despite all of this is that none of your friends,
nobody on your level,
nobody in the commentary niche with
enough pull is willing to admit
that this situation makes you look
terrible. I suspect
this is the reason why people were saying like,
Hasan your silence is deafening on the matter.
As though like,
This is in my purview.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I suspect that was the reason.
People like him a lot and they really are
doing any kind of... Shouldn't this be a legal
issue and drama is a stupid way to approach actual
legal claims? I think as far
as I understand, and I'm not like the most
knowledgeable on this issue at all.
But as far as I understand,
I think the statute of limitations is probably passed
even though given the age of both parties involved,
Tanemongo beat... Tanemojo... the age of both parties involved. Tana Mongeau being 17 at the time, Cody Coe
being 25 at the time and knowingly engaging
in what is known as statutory rape
on a minor okay it's still a crime despite the fact that
the the statute of limitations most likely
passed at this point. Having said that,
obviously it could be...
Cody can still be open for civil litigation
but the way that I've seen Tana talk about
it seems like she just wants
closure rather than
pursuing him with any kind of litigation.
Now, I don't want to put words in her mouth.
I'm just simply reacting
to what I have seen since everyone was like,
you have to talk about this.
You have to cover the story
and I looked into it a little bit.
No,
the age of consent is not 17.
What is it in America?
It varies state by State some states have like
Romeo and Juliet laws which
Give allowances to
People who are in
A relationship within
An age range that is a little bit more appropriate.
But in the state of Florida,
it's still 18.
Yeah.
And like I said,
a lot of those...
A lot of the Romeo and Juliet laws don't matter when you're
over the age of 21, usually.
It's immoral? He was 25, he was a minor
period? Yeah, I mean, I don't think
a single person is going to argue against that.
This is not a libertarian community.
Okay?
No one's gonna be like,
hold on now.
Wait a minute.
What?
Like no,
it's yes.
Yeah.
I think everyone agrees with that.
This is not the Republican National Convention chat.
We were just simply watching
the RNC.
We are NOT in the RNC so...
You weren't presenting there? Yeah thought that's what you were doing.
Yeah, I wanted to really bad
but then they heard my opinions on age of consent
and they're like no
you can't do that
This happened in Florida
and it's 8 years civil and criminal since she turned
18 we looked into it on stream
so it just passed out of limitations
yeah
mental gymnastic too yeah
mental gymnastic to just ignore it i'm not here to accuse you of committing a crime in this video because i can't do that based on someone
else's allegations nobody can definitively take these
allegations as proof, but at the same time they should still be looked at and
not treated as an open secret and swept under the rug like you've been doing for
so many years now. And from the way this situation keeps popping up
more and more often,
it's clear that there is only
so much rug sweeping you can do
before people start taking a closer look at things.
So let's take a closer look.
We both know that Tana Mongeau
is your YouTube personality with a history of lies, controversy
and genuinely problematic behavior.
That's become so entangled with her brand that her podcast has called canceled with
Tana Mongeau.
And speaking of this podcast, about a month ago
she hosted a live episode in front
of an audience and the conversation turned to you.
Who's the smallest f***ing ever had sex with?
Oh my God did no one look at me Cody Koch
I can say that!
I was literally 17 in the center.
This clip started making the rounds
and people were-
He's not always getting canceled though.
Yeah cause he's a little big.
He is a little bit.
They're like damn bro.
Okay, I understand the drama.
You got a baby to get out of here.
Oh gross!
That's what it is.
I do love Tana.
Like...
I do think she's...
Yeah.
She has a way about her
that is very...
Like, I get why she has a way about her that is very... I get why she has a massive following.
I get why
she's just
very funny, albeit
a very traumatic retelling of events.
But even then she has a way
of just turning that into a
humorous
situation. You know what I mean?
Understandably perturbed because if Tana Mongeau was 17,
you would have been 25.
So people started speculating and Tana decided to set the record straight.
I hooked up with Cody Cole when I was 17 and he was 25. she claims that not only were you fully
aware of her age at the time but someone even tried to stop you
and you went ahead anyway there was a situation with gabby hannah
out of playlist live where she pulled him aside and told them like yo,
She's 17. And then we still went and hooked up to be clear
Who's Cody Ko this person doesn't even know who Cody Ko is goes Tanaau is not a good woman. She's
a horrible person. It's not
an EU. EU is like 16.
Tana Mongeau is not a good
person. You don't know who she
is either. Like you don't know
who Cody is. You don't know who she is either. No, he doesn't know who Cody is.
But he knows Tana Mongeau?
Not a good person.
Not a good person.
We are not in EU.
She is not a good person but
oh man okay let's keep going well we're not in the eu
no it's florida which surprisingly has the age of consent at 18. which We're not in the EU, we're in Florida.
Which surprisingly has The age of consent at 18
Which is a big L for all
The libertarians out there
Yeah that's crazy
Australia is lower than that
17 is under the age
Of consent in many states
Including Florida Where playlists live Used to take place 17 is under the age of consent in many states, including Florida
where Playlist Live used to take place
so this means that Tana Mongeau
is accusing you of statutory rape
and she's not trying to hide that
This isn't just some crazy tea
It was a crime Nothing would make this This isn't just some crazy tea.
It was a crime.
Nothing would make this situation better, but plenty of things make it worse.
Like the fact that she was a fan of yours at the time,
adding an additional layer to the power dynamic you would have had over her.
I grew up loving him and I think,
you know what I mean?
Like I was just like excited and a fan.
Tana seems to have many feelings about this which we'll go over
a bit later but she stated very clearly that
the actions she's accusing you of are
inexcusable. If I had a 17
year old daughter or a little sister
or something. Tana literally lied to the Simon
to pay for her friends acting like they're her
assistant and makeup artist, I'd never believe anything she says
that is the funniest thing to get mad at
her about because like this
Sideman literally came out and were like
we would have paid for all of that
if you just said they were friends and she very openly said
she was doing it for content and who cares chatters literally will Um, two content creators who have more money than God are like having a fun little back
and forth for our entertainment. And then they go, you know what dude?
That's real. I'm gonna take it very serious
Like the sidemen literally were like
Oh yeah, it was funny that she did that
Anyway Damn, Ahsan, you know the Real Team is a good team anyway
damn assan you know the real t i love this well i knew this one because
some of this pops up on my tick tock how did i know this was i here when you saw that or did i do the parasitical thing where i watched yours
like i would kill.
I would never let it fly.
These recent allegations are bad enough on their own,
but there are a couple of things that make them worse still.
Things that many people don't know yet,
but you do.
You know that Tana has been making this same specific claim against you for years now here she is back in 2021 saying the same thing
I was 17 at the time 18, i started kind of hooking up with other people
it's 17 is not a 17 year old American girl get real tell Tana 17 not to do blow Tana
is not the same normal 17 year old she was was a millionaire who grew up way sooner,
but Cody Coe was also a millionaire
that was older than her.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Dude, your brain is busted
chatter. what the fuck
like famously people who notoriously people who get famous at an early age
are never predated on you know what i mean but also sometimes other more famous people
by older men in the industry yeah that that is not like a story as old as time
you know so it's good that the chatter chirped about that.
But if she's drinking in the club
she's already underage though so she's
committing a crime herself.
Bro I heard she also fucking
bro I heard she also
bro i heard she also jaywalked on the
way to the club dude it cancels out yeah
that's what's up
double jeopardy law
you can kill her now actually actually. Legally you can commit murder.
Your Honor,
you don't understand.
You're calling her a victim but also
yeah
you're calling my murder victim a victim,
but did you consider that she was jaywalking
and had many parking tickets?
It's like George Floyd.
No, yeah,
but this time they're doing it they're doing the george wood thing
but this time to tenant mojo oh my god well shout out jc caitlyn shout out cody kyle but
what lends the most credibility to Tana's claims, and
what is really the most damning thing for you, Cody,
Is a clip that you might not have even seen yet.
See I read The Rolling Stone article
I watched the YouTube videos about this
And they all missed something.
And I understand why.
The clip I'm about to show you is extremely hard to find, the original has been lost to
time, and it's a wonder we have this on video at all.
But if there was anything to give me any more clarity
about these allegations
before I formed my opinion,
I was going to find it.
Remember how Tana said
that fellow YouTuber Gabbie Hanna
tried to stop you
before everything allegedly went down?
Well, did you know that Gabby is actually on record telling
the exact same story several years ago?
Tana literally killed her dog
and wrote a book about it and went on a media tour
saying it was good things she killed her dog. Are you talking about Kristi Noem?
Are you talking about South Dakota governor Kristi noem
Who was a vice presidential candidate. Is she also
a blonde woman? No,
she's not.
I don't know if she did that.
I mean, she did.
Not gonna lie, a little bit,
a little bit impressed.
Super delegate.
What the fuck is going on also even if that
is true like
what difference does it make in this situation
people are
like bro did you know
did you know that she actually
underpaid her
taxes in
2028 I mean
in 2028
fucking
2023
like
okay
there's a
girl one
time I told a guy
I saw him making out with a girl at a party
who was underage
and I pulled him aside
damn bro this is the most
deep fried... How
the fuck did DeAndre Wallace find this
video? What the fuck? This is like
what happens... Dude, in
this day and age it's impossible to
truly delete a video but
I guess
this is...
She literally threw a cat
and went on a bunch of podcasts about it.
Bro,
why is chat turning into those like uh
those bots about whenever someone like talks
shit about drake bots start chirping about like how
you know what i'm talking about?
She actually made her dog eat her cat and then she threw them both off a bridge.
Yeah, at least the dog was full
in its time of passing.
Um... his time of passing. Chad was like, yeah
she was underage but she was a truant from school that
day so who's the real criminal?
No I don't even
know what the fuck Chad is saying.
Chaz sounds like those fucking bots that...
Who were they shitting on a lot?
The bots would constantly on Twitter,
they would write stuff about random rappers and shit.
The Drake hate bots. Yeah. We don't know.
Pusha T.
Yeah.
It was about Pusha T.
Pusha T ate his cat.
Like that.
I know she looks a little older, she's underage.
Watch it.
And he's like oh my god thank you for telling me
and then he f***ed her that night
That's pretty fucking crazy
People make accusations all the time
specifically regarding things
that are very difficult to prove or disprove, unfortunate as
that may be. But when somebody makes an allegation and they say they have a
witness and that witness can be found telling the exact same story years
before any of this came out, that's not something
I can just ignore.
In a situation that cannot be proven, corroboration by a third party goes a long way and frankly
Cody the allegations against you seem to have been corroborated.
But instead of researching
to find these answers like I did
many of your fans seemed far more interested in-
If Tana was making those claims
then why didn't she pursue it legally?
I don't fucking know.
Maybe... Yeah.
...maybe she didn't think
it was weird at the time.
What are we talking about?
Like, this is a very common...
This is a very common thing.
Also,
she said
she didn't want to
press legal charges.
It's way easier
than just talk about something and then
going to the police. Yeah, also she still
like as far as I understand, she still is
not like oh I'm trying to press legal charges or anything
Like now that this statute has passed it's become drama
I hate this shit. It's actual actual investigation you need to have and otherwise
it's spitting in a wall of Philly. Believe me, this shit happened by the way
just the way it's going on now is so immature.
She's capable of pursuing it? No she's not.
Statute of limitations has passed.
What is that? That's the time period you have?
Yeah.
And attacking your accuser.
I've seen so many comments
but what was she wearing? It's Tana
so who cares? Well, it's Tana Mongeau. The reaction to
this has been unsurprising but
incredibly disappointing. Demanding
proof that they know she can't provide
acting like she's only doing this to gain
clout or ruin you somehow, despite the fact that
she's never once put your name in a video title over this. Or worst of all,
implying that a 17-year-old could have truly consented to any of this.
But let's be clear about one thing, that is not the case
No amount of retroactive That's disgusting. Why is nobody talking about that?
No amount of retroactive age calculations or what-if scenarios change the fact that what Tanner described would be,
objectively speaking, a crime.
A crime which you've said absolutely nothing about
and even if this wasn't illegal
you remember being 25.
You would have known then as I currently know at age 25
that nobody of this age should need an explanation
for why a 17-year-old is off limits.
Because you remember being 17 too.
Now thankfully...
This kind of makes the Dr. Disparate situation even wilder because he was like 35 with a wife
insane like you know i mean it's it's across the board fucked up but it's just like you
know not to bring that back but jesus christ this personal experience with
this isn't one of trauma in fact i've seen people defending you by saying tana said she doesn't care
so why should any of us care but that's not exactly what she was saying.
I don't associate or hold it with trauma
because I am such a comparative person
where I'm like so many worse things have happened to me.
And even if something isn't consciously
internalized as an identifiable
source of drama... The penitent didn't say it was consensual,
she was 17, it doesn't matter,
there's no like,
you know? Yeah.
It doesn't work that way body keeps the score I know things
manifest in ways other than me directly feeling
them like maybe I don't feel
traumatized in certain aspects from certain things and other
things I do, but you know maybe they just manifest in ways
other than directly feeling.
The answer to why any of us should care is that a person has tried
to come forward about her experience
and has been met with the most vitriolic
victim blaming I've seen in years.
You believe any nasty
slag, that's European?
Slag with a gape?
That's so European. in ways other than directly the answer to why any of us should care
is that a person has tried to come forward about her experience and has been met
with the most vitriol.
You just believe any nasty slag with a gay brother says whatever, I guess?
Oh my God, British people.
Oh my God, British people.
What are you doing?
Oh my God. British people, what are you doing? Oh, my God.
Crazy.
Nice straight slide with that guy.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Taking a lot of shots against the U today.
Yes, that's what happens when I talk about this thing called the age of consent
in the united states of america being 18.
victim blaming i've seen in years she's's been dismissed, discredited and
disbelieved before anybody ever gave her
a chance because it's Tana
which sets a horrible precedent
that if a person runs out of goodwill
they lose the right to come forward
with their experiences.
The most traumatizing thing
of all of this really was seeing
how many people like
don't believe people
or don't believe me.
I feel so bad for
all of these young girls
because then they see that and
then it makes them not want to come forward
and you cody are part of the reason she's been met with this reaction
your status as one of youtube's golden boys has made it possible for you to
ignore a situation that almost anyone else would have had to respond
by now i know for a fact if you swapped out cody co with someone that like people didn't
like that a lot of people by the way they were like oh yeah i knew he was
always like this like i dude i've i've known to do for 10 years like we've uh we've done
content together in the past like i've been on his podcast and shit. I had no fucking
idea. He never
gave off the vibes that he was a
creepy person that would do
a thing like this at all.
I had no fucking clue.
If I didn't know,
I'm shocked that chatter is picked up on it from behind the camera
when you're watching these people put
their best face forward.
You know?
Anyway.
Oh my god.
I would be receiving so much more sympathy
I find your silence on the
situation to be uncomfortable
because I know that if Tana's allegations are true then silence would be your
only option since telling the truth would be tantamount to confessing to a crime and lying
would put you at risk of being contradicted by a... Especially because this juxtaposition
is more glaring,
because he is...
He is like...
Him and Noel have a pretty progressive audience.
I've often like held them up as like,
you know,
content creators who are pretty progressive that don't,
you know,
make their politics immediately known.
And I think ultimately, like they have cultivated
an audience that is also like-minded progressive
and probably a big chunk of their audience is women.
Yeah, I was going to say,
sure it's very high.
Yeah.
So
it's just like
his wife seems like a nice
lady.
Yeah,
Kelsey is
a wonderful
person.
Like it's
just
odd.
It's also
just weird
he hasn't
addressed
it.
This first came up
what? Three weeks ago?
Four weeks ago? Yeah
And he's just still uploading the same videos
Yeah
Is the law really an issue here?
Like they're both in a state,
in a country that age you can say was 17.
This would still be problematic.
Yes.
It,
I think it's still wouldn't be creepy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It would still be weird.
Um,
but I think beyond that,
it's like weird
that he hasn't said
anything about it.
He hasn't like...
You know?
It's just weird
that he hasn't said
anything about it at all
over the...
Over all these years he hasn't like
tried to make amends or anything like that
you know what I mean because like
I'm not the type of person
who thinks that like
uh you know people are impossible to redeem.
I'm not.
I don't think that there is a single person out there
that is like,
I'm always going to be a firm committed believer
in rehabilitative justice.
But the first step in that process is
admission or recognition of the wrongdoing
and seeking out
atonement. So like if you don't
do that which he's not really doing
uh and and like actively running away from this
then it is you know there's just ridiculous
a witness. It is a foundational principle that I
hold on to for everything.
At the beginning,
I'm not accusing you of committing
a crime but even if what Tana says
is false your silence is still grossly incompetent at best.
Why are you choosing the path that would be your only option if you were guilty?
Now some seem to think that you're not obligated to speak up and maybe that's what people around
you are telling you as well.
But from one creator to another
you absolutely have an obligation
to at the very least call out the misogyny,
the victim blaming
and all manner of cognitive dissonance
that's coming from your audience
in the name of defending you
against allegations
that you're too cowardly to address.
And to be clear, this is cowardice
because you demonstrate it
whenever there's controversy afoot.
Tana's further claims make it sound like
you're terrified.
I said something about it online
and it was starting to surface
and he texted me like, are we good?
And I said yeah!
And my wedding's coming up.
You do have a history of making bad choices when you're terrified
of people finding things out like your history of using slurs
there's more clips than that but the reason most people are blissfully
unaware of them is
Cody didn't even know the other lyrics.
He just wanted to say that anymore.
Backlip is so far back, lol.
Bro hit the record button for that.
Yeah, dude, this is...
I feel like this is from an era
where obviously this is completely unacceptable
but this is from an era where they'd beat
your ass if you were a white dude who didn't say
the N-word
you know what i mean like we're talking like 2010.
it was like in my school no one one said the N-word in 2010.
Not because we weren't allowed to say it but we just didn't know what the word was.
It wasn't even a thing in Australian culture yet.
You're off-filling it.
You guys have a separate one.
That was 2014, I believe.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
In order to get a YouTube button, you got to say it.
It's so true.
It's like... Dude, every...
And I mean every youtuber everyone youtuber viner whatever the fuck
from from the era from like you know up until
2016 I would say
and some even after
have had that moment. You know what
I mean? It's because you posted
your vague apology not on Twitter,
not on YouTube but on Patreon despite acknowledging in
your apology that the clips were surfacing on Twitter.
This is one of many examples...
Hey y'all!
Some old vines where I see some really insensitive things have been
surfacing on Twitter that were really ignorant videos and I wish I never
made them. Last thing I want is for someone to feel alienated
because of something stupid I said. It was a mistake
and I'm sorry I let you down Cody.
Acknowledging in your apology that the clips were surfacing on...
Bro, his apology got 288 likes dude.
And nobody saw that.
And nobody saw that shit.
It's the IDUPS thing right? His content cop on her with... that. Nobody saw that shit is the items thing,
right?
His content
cop on her
which he has
rescinded try to
take them out
of either all
words or care
and none
of them okay.
No, I don't
think that's what
Cody was doing
but I do
think that
um,
but I do pay while the apology is crazy.
Yes.
Like, the thing is, I mean this isn't like,
this is self-preservation.
Like doing this as self-preservation to be like,
oh, I'm still doing the right thing guys. Like look at me
Obviously the other side
of this is when you are not
interested in self preservation and truly
trying to make things
right like iDubbbz did, people
still go after you so hard.
Now obviously Cody himself
never took it
into the iDubbbz route with the exception
of this Tana stuff that's now coming out. So I think even
at that time, if he just like came out
and was like, yo, this is what I did. I'm so
sorry. It's like being resurfaced. It was so stupid
or whatever it probably
would like. I think his fan base
would not have been like that's really fucked up
you know
but let's continue
this is one of many examples of your
poor handling of controversy
not many people know
that you've already lost fans over an
eerily similar topic. You used to
frequently feature and promote your college
friend Colby Leachman in your videos
until it came out that during your school days leachman's university put
him on probation for as a united states district judge would later put it the non-consensual
videotaping of a sex act with another student, showing the video to other people, lying
to police about the video and behaving horribly to that individual and at least one
other woman. To make matters worse,
The woman in the video also alleged that Leachman drugged her before
the recording and she hadn't consented to anything at all.
You had this man in your videos.
You were telling us to follow him on Instagram and at some point you did wise up so he's no longer part of your content but still seems like he is very much a part of your friend group.
From the continued hangouts since then to inviting him to your wedding just last year people are under the impression
that you're best friends with someone who at best committed an illegal sex act and at worst is an
alleged rapist. And no matter how many times people rediscover this information over
the years, you refuse to say anything
at all. You could clarify this
but you won't. But now... Bro what does
this dude got you in a spell? What the fuck?
What's happening? Like well i don't understand like obviously you
shouldn't be friends with a rapist he should remove that man from your life but why is
he still posting photos with him as well he doesn't care about it at all no dude
you don't understand me okay He doesn't care about it at all. Nah, dude, I ride for this motherfucker.
You don't understand me, okay?
You don't understand me, dude.
This is my guy.
What the fuck? He just doesn't care
what the fuck bro
that is like oh my
god okay I thought
he was the best man
I didn't realize it was getting worse than
where it had gone.
That's crazy.
Your cowardice has reached a new low.
You've tried speaking and you've tried silence,
and now you're choosing censorship on your YouTube channel where
you've been pumping out content nearly every day now. I couldn't
find a single comment on your last video about this situation.
Not even one.
Comparing that to the comments section on your Instagram where every single comment
I saw was about this, it's clear you're heavily censoring your audience on YouTube.
But surely you must have realized the limits by now since people
have just transferred the conversation over to your wife's channel. The fact
that her comment section is overrun due to your decision to stay silent about this
should be all the proof you need
that that decision was wrong.
At this point,
your silence and censorship are a response
with disturbing implications.
The only thing that I've seen this hidden portion of your audience
asking for is the truth
so why aren't you telling it? And your silence
All of this stuff has been long ago, couldn't you have
said he's changed? I'm not talking about his weirdest fuck, though.
I mean, dude...
Dude, once again,
the point of contention
that would be
something that people are ruthless about regardless.
Okay?
But there is no reason to change
if you are never really held accountable,
you know what I mean?
Like a lot of people will, by the way,
a lot of people will not ever look at you the same way.
A lot of people will never look at you
the same way after that.
They'll be like, oh yeah, you're done.
You're done.
Okay?
Problem is if there's never a point where you take accountability for it
and you sweep it under the rug, then there's
never been a moment for atonement.
There's never been a recognition.
You know what I mean? This isn't the only one that's
bothering me either. All these Reddit threads
like if my name's on any thread it's all getting deleted.
I witnessed the heavy-handed moderation of your subreddit in real time as I researched this video.
I would refresh the page and posts would suddenly be unapproved by moderators after racking up hundreds of comments, removed because they
could quote instigate drama or more commonly just locked and or removed with no reason given
whatsoever. I'm sure whoever is doing this thinks they're helping you,
but you should probably tell them that they're making
things look ten times worse. But it's not
just your moderators. It's your friends and
fellow YouTubers too. It's no
coincidence that with the exception of the H3 podcast, I haven't seen a single
channel over 1 million subscribers do so much as acknowledge this situation exists.
And I'm not talking about channels
that never would have discussed something like this either.
I mean, the same channels
that were rightfully calling out people like Dr...
Oh my God!
That's why everybody was coming in here
and being like,
you talked about Dr. Disrespect. Why don't you talk about
Cody Coe? That's why
you motherfuckers are so dumb in this
community. I swear to God, dude.
Oh
my god, bro.
I don't think he's taking shots at me, brother.
I think he's taking shots at
channels that
regularly cover
things like this and things like this and
things like this only.
Okay?
Which are the same channels.
I know, keep that
same energy.
Why in the ever-loving fuck would I not keep the same energy?
Now completely ignoring a scenario, with an even bigger creator being accused of doing something
much worse.
You can't say it's because the allegations are unconfirmed, because the channels that
I'm talking about discuss rumors all the time.
And this video is all the proof you need that there's still plenty to discuss even without making definitive statements.
The general public may not know about the situation, but I promise you anyone who's online enough to run a YouTube channel does. The amount of
people in this industry
who like want to protect him
Yeah I was going to say, I think he probably means
like the largest
channel that he would be calling out in a situation like this
Would be Charlie, who I think has covered it
After this video
Yeah, all the channels that
Regularly do commentary
on YouTube stuff
influencer culture things
like that
I don't think he means
why isn't a channel that has been predisposed with covering
the ongoing act of genocide in fucking Gaza for the past nine months taking a sidestep
here?
Like he did with Dr. Disrespect, who I obviously had personal involvement
with not only him but all the other people around
him and also beyond that was
a massive content creator
in my space.
Cody Ko, on the other hand,
is a YouTuber with a massive
normie audience. Very different.
That's why there's still people going, who the fuck is Cody Ko
in the chat?
Like
Cody Ko I would say
is obviously more relevant
than Dr. Dispect in the broader sphere and the YouTube
and the YouTube sphere especially but Dr. Disrespect is significantly more
relevant on Twitch because he got banned off Twitch not that I need to like explain
to you guys anything, obviously.
I've never in my history
once like covered for someone
who has done horrible shit
after finding out that they've done
horrible shit so there's no reason
for you to
come in here with some cynical ass
fucking attitude
and are like talking to me
in a way where it's like they you know what i mean like or even just friends
like but but i love him the community silence on this has been so staggering that people are now
saying that commentary youtube is a boys club aka a male- space that mistreats women while enabling and protecting
men and the truth is cody whether you're guilty or not you are being enabled to ignore this
and protect it from having to respond as an act of misogyny
towards Tana Mongeau. We both know that
on our side of commentary YouTube,
any man can easily elevate himself
by dunking on misogynists in his
content and espousing a generally feminist viewpoint but if that
viewpoint turns to silence the moment of situation is no longer cut and dry then that viewpoint was
a brand strategy not a belief. The misogyny that we should be discussing is right here in the
community yet the only thing I'm hearing is a bitter hollow silence. One that you have the power
to end. I said it in the beginning, I said it in the middle and I'll end with this.
One person's testimony does not give me the right to accuse you of doing anything illegal
but I can point out the facts.
It's a fact that you and Tana were around each other during the years
she specified, as seen in your uncomfortable
collab videos which are still online
it's a fact that Gabbie Hanna has
made claims that seem to corroborate
Tana's allegations against you.
And it's a fact
that you are suppressing your audience's knowledge
of these allegations
by censoring your YouTube comment section.
These things may not prove Tana's allegation,
but you better believe
that they contextualize them in a way
that YOU need to address. And you still have every right to address this even
now! If you have a side of the story that we're missing then tell it.
If I have my facts wrong
say something. Nobody
should ever be denied the right to tell
truth no matter what. I'm sure
all agree that everyone should
have a right to speak their truth. But that's exactly why
I couldn't just sit here and watch the whole world
tell Tana that it doesn't apply
to her. Regardless of the truth of
this situation, I'm
just so disappointed either way. like people coming to me and being like dude I can't believe
you haven't covered Cody Ko
I feel like I heard about it
three weeks ago but I make fucking guns
on shoes
I did a thing video
he's like fucked up I was gonna be like, I did a thing video about Cody Kerr.
He's fucked up.
That is all.
Goodbye, Cody.
Well,
wonder if he's going to respond
I don't know but like
I said it's um
it's
a weird situation
only made additionally weird by the fact that he's,
um,
uh,
like he has garnered a massive,
uh, massive progressive audience.
He has
a very progressive audience overall.
He has an audience that has
a lot of
women in it, specifically.
And the reason why he has that audience
is because like the way
he has presented himself,
the way he's presented himself, the way he's
presented himself overall.
And I never really thought that
he was anything different than
this either.
I'll be perfectly honest with
you is a relatively progressive
guy.
He makes fun of
misogynists
and the like.
I need you to look, J.D. Vance has really pretty eyes this is so important. I need you to look JD Vance has really pretty eyes, this is so
important. You need to
flick the bean and then come back
okay? Jerk off before you pose
that's crazy
you're in a deep place you're in a dark place
right now Alpha Josie.
Okay go get out of here
go fleek the bean okay
He's giving you permission to go
Yeah do it, Do it right now.
Come back after, okay?
You need to...
You're on the...
Yeah, you got the pre-nup mindset.
You need to have post-nut clarity.
Please.
And you might meet Jesus actually as well.
Oh my god.
Oh
my god.
Anyway,
D'Angelo's video is really great
and I'm glad it caused a larger call out
So people can be aware of the situation
Yeah, I think he did
A very good job
Showcasing
All of the evidence
Yeah I mean
I don't know what else to say
anything Kelsey feels?
I don't fucking know dude
probably shitty
she feels great.
Probably like, this is awesome.
You're on the news again!
This is my husband who I have a child with
and he's like, this is sick
super cool um This is sick. Super cool.
I mean, at least it's good to know that his podcast name
is accurate out of all that.
Oh my god!
Tiny Meat Gang? Yeah.
Damn. It wasn't lying.
And that means what she said was true.
You know? It confirms all of it.
They got married shortly after the news came out
dude I fucking doubt that he was like
timing it
gotta lock this one up after this
yeah that's wild
I don't think that's like that.
Well,
I'm going to go get drunk with Ludwig now.
All right.
Have fun.
Good luck.
I hope that I don't wake you up.
Bye-bye everybody.
Alright. I'm a Guatemalan and I want... All right.
I'm a Guatemalan and I want reparations in the U S for slaughtering my people.
I'm on board with that. Okay.
We're going full Republican conspiracy like they're shooting?
Yeah.
Gaia, place.
Place. I don't know why this person
is making fun of me
This is like when 12 year old white kids wore butterfly bandages on their
cheese to imitate Nelly.
Look,
words of violence.
As Ben Shapiro said this past week,
words are violence.
And sometimes you guys send stuff like this to me and it hurts my feelings.
You might not have intended for this to hurt my feelings, but it did.
Okay?
And quite frankly I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
I did that.
The Nelly Band-Aid thing,
and it's fucked up
that you're making fun of me because I think
I looked very cool
for the brief moments
that I wore it
until people in Turkey were like,
what do you have? Is it on your face face the fuck are you hiding and then i stopped
wearing it like three minutes into the school day biden said what? Well, I'm serious. Go figure.
From a guy who spread the birth of the lie against Barack Obama saying he wasn't born in America and he wasn't a U.S. citizen.
Of course, here's what he thinks of black jobs – I love this phrase, black jobs.
It tells a lot about the man and about his character.
Folks, I know what a black job is!
It's the Vice President of the United States!
Why not president?
You were the vice president to a black man.
That's right.
Black people should know their place and where they belong behind a white man
and not the other way around.
Yeah. I know what a black job is. The first black president of America to listen to Barack Obama.
Thank God.
Another clip for Hassan out of context?
Wait, what?
What do you mean we watched the context?
Why can't Biden just go back to being VP for Harris?
I agree. Swap the ticket.
Swap the ticket and be like, listen,
I know what a white job is called being vice president
to a black man
or woman Biden listing off his black friends to prove he's not racist.
Biden said the NAACP convention,
and it broke into applause after Joe Biden announced this he's going to cap
raises rent to $55. The idea, the idea that corporate-owned housing is able to raise your
rent three four hundred bucks a month or something.
I'm about to announce they can't raise it more than $55.
That's it, he said it.
Word is bond.
Sorry, I don't make the rules,
he said it.
Boys, boys, boys, boys,
girls and bees renters. He said it no takebacks
just kidding
of course
that would be awesome.
It's not happening.
I'm arresting my landlord right now.
That's an executive order. That's Order 66,
baby. Patriots rise up.
Mal is so mad
right now. Yeah, Mal is turning in his grave
even though he's embalmed.
Embalm Mal in his grave
turning right now. He's like, damn, why didn't I think of that?
Why didn't I think of that?
Fuck!
Oh no, he looks
so confused. Oh no.
Can't raise it more than
$55. $55.
The idea.
Oh, no! Of course
they're cheering, bro. They're they're cheering bro oh no of course they're cheering bro they're like sick 55
that's fucking sick
okay
okay
okay biden has not just been having difficulty
biden has not just been having difficulty
biden has not just been having difficulty with extemporaneous speaking,
he's also been struggling to read speeches off a teleprompter.
Here he mistook the text promising a 5% cap on rent increases
for a cap on rent increases larger than $55. dollars current ongoing gen x jimsy war who do you side with for those jinziers
out there that don't understand the gen X rise let me explain it the Gen X no
isn't five percent still pretty decent oh. I've been a big-time advocate for that,
for the record.
Like all jokes aside,
chatters were like yelling at me
about a 5% federally mandated rent control
cap is unimaginable.
No, don't say no.
Shut the fuck up.
No, 5% is...
Oh my god. We live in the united states of america five percent is insane dude what are
you talking about what are you talking about federally mandated rent control
at 5%
is so good.
Oh, their mobile chatter is reacting to me saying no to the Gen X thing.
Okay.
Anyway, yeah.
5% rank control at the federal level is incredible.
Okay?
It is necessary.
Now having said that Having said that
We go back to the same issue with Biden
What is it at issue with Biden.
What is it at right now?
There is no rent control right now.
That's not a thing
at the federal level
absolutely not
try to be like
oh New York City
rent controls 3%
oh really that's really cool when's the last I just feel like, oh, New York City rent control is 3%. Oh really?
That's really cool.
When's the last time you saw a rent controlled unit in New York City?
There's 80,000 warehouse units that are rent controlled right now
In New York City as we speak.
$80,000.
Why do you think that is?
They're just sitting on it.
They're sitting on empty property, refusing
to rent it out, waiting so they can clear it out waiting so they can clear
it out. So they can rebuild the structure
so they can fucking not be limited
by rent control restrictions. You're
crazy. Yep in a city of 22 million
I mean 80,000 units is not something to fucking
cast aside like it's nothing.
The fuck?
80,000 warehouse units specifically because of rent control. Anyway. My apartment in New York City is rent-controlled and I'm living here forever now.
Yeah.
So, 0.0004%.
First of all, New York City...
I don't think
New York City is 22 million people.
Okay?
And the units that we're talking about, I'm pretty sure
is my bad on the 22 million.
You're dropping 0.004%.
I'm not saying it's the end all be all.
I was simply pointing to the fucking warehouse units specifically as it pertains
to rank control.
Those units are warehoused
because they're
rank controlled units, okay?
Also you're off by like a lot. Ultimately, what do you think about landlords
simply not renewing a lease so they can charge a new tenant more?
I mean, there's so many different ways
that people try to avoid these restrictions.
And the solutions that is just simply punitive measures.
People always talk about like, oh, well you don't understand,
landlords will do this, landlords will do that.
Okay, punish them.
You know what I mean?
It's always the same principle.
It's like oh we can't raise taxes on the wealthy.
They'll take their assets away. Okay, then they're mine.
The assets now belong to the American people.
They belong to
the American government.
If they take their assets
away and they move
their company overseas,
okay, well you can't enter the American marketplace now what's up have fun we have all the smoke for Chinese
EVs because they're gonna outcompete our domestic electric vehicles.
But we can't do that same to American taxpaying corporations
that don't want to pay taxes in America?
What the fuck's that about it's completely beyond the pale like people just don't even
consider that that's not even up for consideration oh you're to do something as well? They get the fuck
out of here.
Easy for you to say let's see
less immigrants live in your house and one of
them never wears shoes both of them never wear shoes one of
them plays with his toes though
anyway Anyway. Rent control is not the end all be all,
it's just one of many different facets
where you can make it impossible to be a landlord.
That is the ultimate goal.
The ultimate goal
the ultimate goal is supposed to always be
sorry the ultimate goal is supposed to always be the decommodification of
housing because housing is not for profit.
Housing is shelter.
Marine control is simply a start.
Additional taxes on multiple property owners
is another good way to go about it the entire point
of this is to make it so that people find it very they just fart from my mouth?
You heard me burp with my mouth and go
sorry. And you thought, did you
fart? Yes, I farted from my mouth. It's called
a burp.
Okay. the entire what are we doing here
I'm trying to have a fucking conversation about decommodifying housing
and chatters are saying the dumbest shit. Okay, listen. the ultimate goal should be to like i said decommodify housing.
Okay?
That's the goal.
It is to make it... It is to disincentivize people
from maintaining ownership over properties
because in the United States of America,
homeownership has always been associated
with upwards social mobility.
It's a way to retain wealth,
it's a way to generate additional wealth
and you take liens on your property
you can take mortgages off of it
And that has been quite fortuitous for many. Okay, historically speaking,
That's the American dream you buy a house and then that house becomes your nest egg
That house becomes your retirement. The house is something that hopefully if you don't fucking die because nobody dies anymore, holy shit, people live to like 800 fucking years old is what you're supposed to give to your children.
Except you don't do that because nobody dies, like I said.
But anyway...
God damn it!
Modern medicine has gone too far.
But that's a totally separate subject.
I am not an RFK Jr. voter
but holy fuck dude old people have all of the wealth in this
country and it's pissing me off but that is besides the point again I'm gonna dial
it back I'm going to lock in and I'm going to talk about fucking housing in this stupid
fucking country, okay?
That is
the reason why a lot of people
have been able to take advantage
of the many different tax incentives
and also deregulation surrounding
the maintenance of housing,
the maintenance of houses in general, and landlording.
We have so many people that own multiple properties
not only that but also we have
so many people who also own their own homes and treat it as an investment vehicle.
Okay?
As an investment vehicle,
that's a massive problem.
This is a problem that a lot of people don't even want to talk about because it's not a
fun thing to talk about.
California, 44% of homeowners in California own their own homes right?
Like you have independent homeowners 44 that means there's a gigantic chunk of homes and
like gigantic number of californians 60 60 plus percent that are actually renting. Having said that, however, that 44% votes. So obviously doing anything that would lower housing prices in this country
would actually hurt them.
Would hurt their pockets immediately.
That's a big chunk of voters
that you'd be pissing the fuck off.
So there's no easy way out
of this problem.
Okay?
The reason why I said 60 plus percent is because I don't know the exact percentages.
I don't know if it's 44% in California
or independent homeowners
or if it's, you know, 45
or 47. I don't know the
exact percentage
off the top of my mind
I think it is 44 though.
Now that's big deal because those people,
those millions of people,
those tens of millions of people
that live in the state of California, for example, rely
on that home ownership as an investment
vehicle, as a future
for their children,
as a way to have an asset
that they can fucking take debt off against right
and any kind of housing initiative any kind of housing initiative is going to end up hurting those people's wallets, or at least the way that they analyze the situation.
This is the real hurdle to clear
in terms of fixing housing
in this country.
Now,
the good news is that, like I said, the good news is that
like I said,
the majority are renters.
So having said that,
if the majority are renters,
the majority will still vote
on behalf of initiatives that lower housing value and housing prices because they're fucking renters anyway.
And California is a perfect example of this,
because it's a state where people have done that time and time again.
Having said that, however, there is no initiative from our governor nor any of our state legislators to follow the agenda,
to enact the will of the people.
Californians will democratically vote for measures that are supposed
to stabilize the housing market,
stabilize prices, build
additional housing.
And yet no one in a position
of power in the fucking state Actually is interested
In doing the right thing
Doing the democratic thing
And that is because they're completely captured
By those very same homeowners
And more importantly, lobbyists.
Okay?
That's it.
And there are immediate things you can do.
Banning short-term rentals is one good example.
Just abolish Airbnbbnb destroy it okay pick it and just cast it aside throw it into a million different pieces that's a really easy way to just immediately open up a shit ton of fucking available housing.
Okay?
That's a good way to do it!
And then, start repurposing old vacant
hotels and things of that nature
to create permanent shelter
not just like temporary shelter
not a homeless shelter but
permanent residence for homeless people creating a housing first
homelessness policy okay that's another good thing you can do.
And then, last but not least...
You have to create social housing.
Council Housing in the UK.
Public Housing in the United States of America.
You have to make public housing. the United States of America. You have to make public housing Public housing would
readjust
the market rate
It would be impossible to compete against
and from a capitalist framework, not a socialist
framework, public housing
would end up readjusting
housing prices in every
major city.
Not a single part of this that I just
mentioned is like a socialist...
I'm not Kropotkin over here, okay?
Simply stating
that housing has to be, at the end of the day it has to be decommodified. But if you
can't do that, you're going to very least deflate the housing market by creating
cheap, affordable
and sometimes free
public housing.
Okay? That way you can have a little bit more money in your wallet at the top of the hour when the three minute ad break comes, because I'm self interested in this as well.
And you can avoid seeing those ads.
Those are three minutes long, nobody wants to see them.
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And interests
It seems like it would be
No guilt needed
I mean yeah
Like
But the problem is people think i'm lying
they're like come on you're a rich guy there's no way he believed this
so I don't know what to say
why not normalize living in parents house
it's a funny thing to tell me my
parents live with me big dog what are we
talking about here
oh me big dog what are we talking about here oh
anyway do you think people will take it more seriously if you weren't such a piece of meat?
Um no. I'm a man so I don't think men get...
Once decommodified who would fund the construction of new housing hmm
once decommodified who would fund the construction of new roads
once they commodified who would found the construction of new bridges
once de-commodified who would fund the construction of housing in any of of new bridges? Once decommodified,
who would fund the construction of housing in any
of the fucking countries
where there's like
a decent amount
of public housing?
How does that work?
I don't understand improving illegal immigration would help too right less people more space
yeah no totally if there's something that america is, it's space. Famously.
I'm always thinking about that.
I'm always like, damn, we just have no
space for these migrants, man.
No dog. Improving
illegal immigration.
What you mean by that is like processing
migrants so that they can
also participate in the American economy
with the right paperwork, then yeah I'm right
there with you. We have the
allowance, we definitely have the
space and we also have the need
okay?
Like America is a nation built on immigration as one thing.
Okay?
But the real truth of it is that
the more developed a society becomes,
the older they become.
Okay?
And if it weren't for a fucking steady flow of migrants
coming to this fucking country
America would be running into the same
problems that Japan is running into.
Same problems that China might even run into, okay?
So like,
that is the major way
that migrant populations have actually saved this fucking dumbass country,
even though every single old racist doesn't understand that. Do these people think Mississippi has conquered homelessness
because no one wants to move there?
Yeah. Do you have doubts about anything you advocate?
You come off as an arrogant person when
you don't highlight the possible downsides of said policy,
no different than a dumb conservative also shits
on his own ass.
I'm not sure if that's true or not. I think it is. you don't highlight the possible downsides of said policy.
No different than a dumb conservative also should at the top of the hour
already pass? Bro, why did you write that
whole thing when you know I already served the three-minute
ad break? The fuck is wrong
with you? He was like, no no that's such a banger bait
instead of saving it for
the upcoming hour I'm just gonna
fire it off, I'm gonna fire it off right now
regardless
he was like it's too good to waste man.
So stupid.
You just gave up chatter.
You could have tried. Bye. Thank you. Bro, if you show this to your 75-year-old parents or your grandparents, they're literally going to have an aneurysm and immediately call a congressperson to ban TikTok faster.
This is what congresspersons think is going on
on TikTok, okay?
No, they won't die They'll just have an aneurysm and become more reactionary
They'll John Fetterman
They'll John Fetterman harder
Than you've ever previously thought was possible
you're instantly able to learn japanese or mandarin which do
you choose that is an insane question the answer is mandarin every time
what are you talking about like i love japan but one has
so much more practical application in the future.
And even now,
like,
yeah,
I think I'm going to go with the one with 1 billion people.
Yeah. with the one with 1 billion people. bottom line to every single thing this is Jim justice, Governor Jim Justice.
Okay?
Candidate for U.S. Senate, Jim Justice.
Also grandfather of Big Justice.
He's a Costco guy.
What's going on in this great country today Is one thing
We become
Totally unhinged
If Donald Trump is not elected
In November BOOM Donald Trump is not elected in November.
Boom!
I want to spot him.
Yes!
Oh, that was... I was not expecting that. That was awesome.
Oh my God.
No way.
No way.
Wait what the fuck dogs look like their owners part
157. If Donald
Trump is not elected in November
Yo, okay Okay, okay.
That's fire.
We should become unhinged if Donald Trump doesn't become elected.
Yo, that's awesome.
That's awesome.
He's sick.
He's sick.
Oh my God, I'm so simple.
Look at this dumbass.
Just standing there.
They look the same.
They stand the same, they stand the same.
Oh my god.
Look at how fat he is, dude.
He's so cute.
I can't...
Oh my God!
I wish there was a longer pan. Like I you'd just stay on it for longer.
What the dog doing?
Bro, look at...
Oh my god! Oh my god.
Oh, that's so good.
That's awesome.
Why was he, why is he there?
What the fuck their name is baby dog by the way.
Oh that's so perfect. I love it. Yeah. Their name is Baby Dog, by the way?
Oh, that're laughing.
That's the most racist dog in America and you're laughing?
It's still cute as hell.
I don't care.
They can't even define what a woman is!
They can't even define
what a woman is.
Oh, God.
He's so gross. Big Jim doesn't go anywhere without Baby Dog.
Baby Dog is a true West Virginian celebrity.
Dude, he's sharp. dude it's sugar man
here's a longer
clip of the dog
oh
that's such a fat dog.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
He is so big.
He's so portly.
Oh my God.
What a chonker.
Oh my Lord.
Oh my God, what a chonker. Oh my Lord.
Now as the world watches, you didn't really expect that did you? No I didn't.
He's right, I didn't.
Oh my god I did not
oh my god
this is awesome
this is so sick
oh my god
why I have so many questions, like they literally
look the same.
Why do they look the same?
God, we're such a
sick country.
We're so cool.
You know this guy
and his dog sit on the couch, and he's like,
treat for you, treat for me? Yes!
Yes!
Oh no!
Dude. Oh no, dude.
Dude that's a beautiful dog man. That's a beautiful,
that's a happy dog.
There's a healthy dog.
Look at him. Look at him walking around he's like nah i'm going away i
gotta eat treats and then he gets picked up she gets picked up and he's like oh
i don't like it why you pick me up
I was
going away
I was
running away he's so fat
she's so fat
oh I love He's so fat. Oh, she's so fat. She's so fucking fat.
Oh, I love that.
Oh my God.
She's so fucking fat.
Oh, it's perfect.
It's fucking perfect.
Oh my god.
Oh, put me
down! Put me down!
Alright,
never mind.
Mission failed.
Can I shame you a female?
I call her fat all the time.
Are you kidding me? That's the number one thing I call her fat all the time. Are you kidding me?
That's the number one thing
I call Kaya.
Kaya is not even fat,
by the way.
Kaya's just fluffy
but I call her fat
all the time
because she's so big and she like a lot of fat boy mannerisms
you look identical to your dog just like him, really?
Now as the world watches, you didn't really expect that did you?
Dude he knows. He knows he's got swag.
That just my baby dog. He knows he's got swag.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie this literally instantly humanizes this fucking demon, okay?
Like straight up. No I love
this. I love him now. I love him
I love baby dog like
millennial ass shit what nah
come on bro
zoomers are not that fucking gross
okay
don't be like that oh man I can't
believe he's bringing his dog everywhere what are you zoomers are like uh
i'm sorry some of us is dong allergies why would you do that don't make me turn into one of these
like gen z trying to cancel m and m as millennials
right now i will pop up on you real quick you understand
look at her come on look at her look at her they're at her. Come on, look at her.
Look at her.
They're both so fucking fat.
Oh my God, it's so perfect.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, they're both so fucking fat.
It's so funny. They the fat in the exact same way
Like her her fatness and being so cute almost makes this dumb motherfucker cute, too
Like do you see what I'm saying? Like he humanizes him immediately You and he's at least more of a human being than the Satanist
he's replacing Joe Manchin
absurdly low bar even for
facility just to go under
I mean, I don't know if he's better
doesn't take much to be better than Joe Manchin.
But I doubt he'll clear that bar even then.
That's just my baby dog.
That's just my baby dog.
That's just my baby dog.
Yeah, they are rotund okay
while the governor spoke cnn put up a graphic detail declaring BabyDog's chief interests were her own chicken nuggets and napping. of you want to meet my little buddy.
So, if baby dog could come on out here.
Like even the little like hind legs kicking a little bit, but she's so she's too fat to resist
You see this shit. Oh my god
I would nuzzle I would would nuzzle so hard her belly.
I would go,
Oh my God.
What a cutie pie?
Oh my Lord.
Like look,
look,
look at her little foot cake.
She ain't got no juice, okay?
She can't do nothing.
She's so fat.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
Yeah! Yeah! Baby Dog says
we'll retain the house,
the majority in the house. Boo!
No she's not saying that. Stop.
Governor Justice you better
stop it now. She doesn't care about that.
We're going to flip the United States Senate. And overwhelmingly, we're going to elect Donald J. Trump...
Okay.
Wait, CNN put up a fucking... That doesn't... and that dog just asked me where I'm really from.
There you go!
Dude, I'm in awe.
I'm in awe.
Oh my god, I'm in awe.
It's just so beautiful.
Allegedly he turned down a Fox interview at the RNnc because they wouldn't give the dog a chair respect
that is exactly the energy i bring to the table
i bring kaya everywhere I go
and Kaya is objectively
larger than baby dog.
Kaya is the size of a human being
and I bring her
everywhere with me
and I don't give a fuck, okay?
She's very well behaved except for when she shit in Ludwig's back room
because I left her alone for literally 10 minutes.
And she immediately,
she is a anger
shitter and it pisses me off
and I didn't catch her.
I would have dealt with
it appropriately.
No, don't say Ludwig
deserved it. He did not deserve it.
It's fucking unacceptable and she
was a bad girl today.
Favorite favorite things Jim Joseph's chicken nuggets
riding in death suburban
and napping. Who's Jim Justice telling the businesses during the pandemic?
I encourage all businesses that are allowed to open to do so only if they can follow the guidelines
that keep West Virginia safe.
And I encourage all businesses that are My friend's dog had surgery last week and now she's farting constantly when we walk. God, the bar is so fucking low for Republican governors.
It's crazy.
Like, hey, this governor didn't kill everyone in the state.
Congratulations.
Like what are we doing here, man?
What's going on?
Like that's what it takes.
God damn.
The bar is so low bro we're like wow based
base he didn't assassinate everyone over the age of 65.
Oh,
the platform I'm running on is dog.
Why Why'd you start late today?
I was lighting myself on fire,
and that might come across as a joke,
but it is not a joke.
I literally did that.
Okay,
I'm done with that shit. Wait, hold on actually is there anything good on this
docket? Is there anything good
on the agenda here?
Texas Republicans literally leave the country anytime there's a natural disaster in their state, yeah.
Dude I don't care that Destiny was banned off cake that's in their state. Yeah, dude.
I don't care the destiny was banned
off cake brother.
Like what are you
talking about?
Like why would
you
come in here
with that shit?
Like yeah dude they don't ban anybody Why would you come in here with that shit? Like, yeah, dude.
They don't ban anybody over there, okay?
They're going to unban him tomorrow.
Who gives a fuck?
I mean, does anyone else think Japanese and Jewish people should team up and combine our rich folklore traditions of famous monsters?
Godzilla and did books in the same universe. Yes, please I get stuck with you because nobody else wants you. You're a coward, Reagan!
You're exactly what I...
What is this?
We talked about the Trump assassination. Oh, this was a Euros man puts his life on s-
Life savings in England to win the Euro's
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I've lost everything!
I've got nothing left I'm going down that path.
It's about all life savings.
NOOOOOO!!! My favorite is this guy.
That's an
actor.
Thanks, Chatter.
We thought this was
a real guy
that was going through this real emotion
because he really put his life
savings on England to win the Euros
in 2024. How dare you?
You watch this man who's lost everything,
who has killed 158 of his children
okay
over a time span
that is like
two years
nobody knows how he got so many children
nobody knows how he got them all kidnapped or murdered or killed, okay?
This man is not an actor.
He is not a method actor.
He is the method, okay? Other actors fear that if he were to come
to the silver screen
that they would never win an Oscar ever again.
Do you understand this? That they would never win an Oscar ever again.
Do you understand me?................ Following Blayton Raised him on TikTok
For Indian food
What
I need a discussion about Indian street food.
Wait, what?
Oh,
I don't want to have this.
I don't want to watch this. Okay, let's see this fucking Gen X shit.
For those Gen Zers out there that don't understand the Gen X rise,
Let me explain it.
The Gen X folks are the toughest people that currently exist in our world today.
Nope.
They're emotionally tough and they are physically tough.
Nope.
I am the oldest millennial, I was born in 82 but I had an older brother so I was raised
as a Gen X kid and let me tell you a little bit about how we were raised.
Nobody was watching us.
Nobody catered to us.
Nobody gave a flying flip where we were
or what we were doing,
We had to be home when the street lights came on
and our parents just kind of expected
that we would show up.
Southern white girls on T-Talk do numbers?
Yeah, that's why I'm always thinking like
maybe it's not a Chinese op
you know what I mean? Cause like
why the fuck? There's a lot
of right wing shit
on this dumbass platform on TikTok
that bangs
and it always makes me feel like platform on TikTok, that bangs.
And it always makes me feel like maybe it's not a fucking Chinese op
to instill Maoist thought
in the youth.
You know what I mean?
Up and whatever happened in between, as long as we came home alive...
Good to go.
We climbed water towers.
We hopped fences we shouldn't have.
We committed crimes and nobody knew.
We were four neighborhoods over,
shouldn't of been there okay?
Hanging out with people
we shouldn't of been hanging out with.
Doing crazy stunts on our bikes and falling down
and hitting our heads because we didn't wear a helmet.
It was a true F around and find out situation
And let me tell you, natural consequences
are the best way to learn life lessons
so Gen X is smart
This is so cringe, why do people
do all this? Like why
is she doing too much?
She's doing too much.
Like, the generational
warfare stuff is so stupid
in general. it's always cringe
It's cringe when the zoomers do it
It's cringe when the millennials do it
It's cringe when the
Gen Xers do it I guess
It's also like do it, I guess.
It's also like... Gen X is the lead paint generation.
So, you know,
it's one of the more uniquely violent
generations out there.
So I don't know why the fuck she's like chirping about this shit.
You know what I mean?
I also don't think she understands,
people on the internet call everyone a boomer.
People on the internet call everybody a fucking boomer like so
she's a boomer I'm a boomer all those knocks on the head made me smart that's why footballers are the
smart people smartest people they are mad street
smart mad street smart but the craziest part about them them is that they stay completely unbothered
and so through all this mess
that we call our world,
They have stayed largely unbothered
It doesn't seem like you seem unbothered. Like, it seems like you're very much
bothered. Why is she doing this
video? I don't understand. Is she, like,
memeing? Put your head down and take care of yourself.
What the fuck is happening here in the comments?
Is this
the same Gen X that asked me when...
What?
For those Gen Zers out there that...
Is this the same Gen X that asked me if they remove
the card when it's beeping?
This is how my Gen X parents raised me,
absent and selfishly.
The one-sided beef is insane.
Ha!
That'll show them.
Girl, who are y'all fighting?
You gonna cancel me yet, Gen Z-me bro?
Jen Hicks should be a political party.
It is. We jump fences we shouldn't have.
Proud, we committed crimes nobody ever knew.
Cool, man street smart
The millennial pause is killing me. I tripped a couple days ago does that make me Gen X?
This is
Remember when Biggie said bad boys move in silence and violence?
That's Gen X. We beat the absolute living crap out of each other
When we were kids, and we didn't tattle
We didn't go tell our mommies that
somebody hurt us, somebody hurt our feelings
or somebody bruised
our ribs or broke our wrist
when they were twisting it and giving us an Indian burn
just a little too hard.
No, if the swelling... Can't even call it and giving us an Indian burn just a little too hard.
Can't even call it an Indian burn any longer, now you gotta call it First Nation Burn! It was the Wolks! because the folks
you got to call it indigenous bird no thank you.
This is awesome.
Listen, I don't give a fuck if you don't like it, okay?
I crack myself up.
That's what matters.
Didn't go down in three or four days,
then they might take us for an x-ray.
They learned the best life lesson.
What is going on?
Why is she using this as like a flex?
She's like,
my daddy beat the shit out of me.
You understand?
And then my uncle did too. so did my mama everybody kept beating the fuck out of me
I never questioned it
I never thought why am I getting
my ass beat by all my relatives
it was good my ass beat by all my relatives.
It was good.
I got so much brain damage as a consequence of
adverse childhood trauma,
all woke words I've learned from some gay zoomers what the fuck?
If you're gonna be dumb,
You gotta be tough.
And if you play stupid games,
You win stupid prizes.
But because they're also so freaking chill and they mind their business, They haven't done anything yet. But they're also so freaking chill and mind their business. They haven't done anything
yet, but they're starting to. They're rising
up and saying okay it's time
for this. Yeah finally the Gen X are
rising. They were quiet for too
long.
Smartest generation, the toughest generation,
the most unbothered,
the most resilient generation to get up and start saying something
and doing something about this crap that we see going on right now.
I don't think we're fully prepared
to see what that generation is gonna do.
Why does everybody talk like school
shooters now? Like, everybody thinks they're Sephiroth.
Everybody's
like, oh, watch this space.
You don't know what I'm about to do. It's like,
what are you gonna do? Drink more Franzia?
Like, what the fuck?
Yeah, you better you'll know when i get behind that wheel okay and i'm and i'm barred out and i'm sipping on wine from my what is that cup did everybody has all the
white ladies have with the fuck what was it
what do they drink my Stanley cup
pucker up buttercup
I'm coming for you
and a family of four
you understand me
I'm driving on the highway
my damn way.
You can't stop me. I'm unbothered.
Don't act like you don't have 20
of them in your cupboard.
Yes,
you got me.
I'm a secret Stanley admirer.
Oh!
For the f***ers expecting
me to be stuck in the past
listen up
life's not a f***ing rerun, it's
a series full of new episodes.
So if you're still waiting for me to
be the same person I was 7, 8,
9 or 10 years ago, guess what?
That ship sailed idiot
that's awesome where where is the gen xd
where do you find these gen x tic tocs this is why
gen x is so dangerous.
We lived through different generations.
We thrived without technology,
invented it and mastered it.
Change is coming.
Be ready.
What is happening?
Are they trying to do
stochastic terrorism
but like generational?
Yeah, Gen X has finally come in.
Yeah, well dude, once they...
Dude, listen, you don't understand.
Now I gotta look up the Gen X...
Oh my god, oh my god.
This is the greatest thing I did.
Alright here, drink this.
What is it? Shut up and drink it.
No! I said drink it! No!
I said drink it, bitch!
Some feelings are gonna get hurt...
The fuck?!
Ha!
The fuck you trying to do?!
Guest canceled.
Hey yo!
Fuck blind people, and deaf people suck.
Soda cripples, dumb quadriplegic fucks with Christopher Reeves' luck.
Shady Jesus what the fuck?
Here comes Marshall they try to clean this up
Shut up!
What's the matter, Marshall? Your penis tucked?
Aw, you're a big bad rapper
This kid is T-Wings hood
Let me go, you bitch
Or what, genius, huh?
You gonna cancel me, yeah Gen Z me, bruh is i've never...
This is the saddest thing
I've seen so far.
And I was there for the Trump rally, okay?
And this is the saddest thing I've seen this week.
This is so...
Dude, what is Eminem?
What is happening?
I think it should be illegal
for Eminem to rap.
Okay?
I think they should put him behind bars for Eminem to rap, okay?
I think they should put him behind bars.
I think they should jail him or at the very least
not allow him to be around any recording equipment.
Okay?
They need to
make it so
that it is illegal. You know how
pedophiles can't be near schools? Eminem
cannot be near a
recording studio.
Do you understand?
I'm serious. This is
so...
It's like, what is happening with this song?
It's just like an old man trying to be like,
did I trigger you? Did I trigger you? Did I
trigger you? Did I do that? Did I trigger you? Haha. Fuck crippled
people like what? Okay, like nobody cares
about this shit except for these old people what the gen x rise Gen X Rise
Hey, Gen X. Let's talk about why everybody is waking up. Stick around.
Hi! Welcome to the GenX Reference Desk. I know that you've been seeing on your FYP page a lot of Genxers talking about hey they, that they're waking up or the Gen X
train that's happening right now
or that like, hey, class is 75
or class is 68. I'm class
73 and that we are just having this
great awakening of our generation right now there was a theory
put out by william strauss and neil howe in 1991 in their book called generations which they
is called the strouse-howe generational, which they talk about in American history from its founding all the way up into predicting.
Or you could tell she has to speak quietly because the kids are sleeping.
They're home from college, and they're sleeping,
so she can't be too loud. don't poke a whole generation of sleeping bears jennings we ride at dawn?
The millennials gave us the green light?
If you're parr-
What is going on?
Like, what is happening?
Are they gonna kill us?
Like, what is the...
Like, what is the goal here?
What do they want to do? Don't say us like you're young.
I mean,
you're right.
I'm old myself,
but
I don't know what the fuck's on here kids have ever dropped you off at
the city pool for eight hours with a dollar fifty for well it's been a while so here's
another jack's thought of the day do you remember when patience wasn't just a virtue?
It was a necessity kind of like landline phones because back…
Gen X stop scrolling!
What's the plan?
The whole world is watching.
Save this video so that you can come back to it.
The whole world is watching.
Gen X, the whole world's watching.
Gen X free people's plans.
Research the points that I'm talking about so that you know for yourself.
I don't want to take anybody's word for anything.
I got some ideas.
This is some shit my childless aunt who used to run a Facebook page for her dog would post.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, bro.
Bro, what the... Bro, you didn't have to execute your off like that.
That's crazy. This is Midlife Crisis Talk. midlife crisis talk did you help on we can vet it out right here right now you can vote on it
in the comments dm me video ready five four three two one go Round 1 Bro, everyone in this video is like 800 years old now.
And some are dead three two one stop 5, 4
3, 2
Wait like who messed with the Gen Xers
Like why is everyone so angry
Like did somebody do something That I wasn't even aware of
like who's they and what did they do
like they just messed with the wrong generation
But like I don't know who they is
I don't know how they mess with the wrong generation
Like
What just
Like why is their content like this?
Joining the Gen X train?
We will, we will rock you.
Buddy, you're an old man, poor man Pleading with your eyes Gonna make it so Also, why is everybody writing how old they are?
In the comments.
Like, is that like a thing?
I'm noticing
that every one of these videos
has like in the comments where people are from and like
what year they were born this right here
I feel like Gen X is the last generation
that at least had a decent amount of homeowners and business owners
and shit.
Everything post that, everything past that is just like done.
You know what I mean?
And obviously they still had it worse than the boomers,
but like they still had a better than the millennials.
And I would say the millennials
obviously had it better than the zoomers.
So like feeling across the it's just devolving and getting worse.
But who are they yelling at?
Check! I'm in Mineral, or however you say it.
Oh, what?
Mineral.
Oh, okay.
You guys are allowing your own children to be running around the street
with their street light on.
I don't get it like she's just her but older this is the same person she's dunking on this person, but like she's basically the same person.
She's the different generation version of this.
It's like I'm watching a time traveler dunking on themselves.
Like, what the fuck?
This is where the generational dispute is coming from?
What the fuck? Why they both look like JoJo Siwa? Dear, your video is perfect for promoting our products.
We'd love to work with you. Can you please check your private account? Dear, your video is perfect for promoting our products.
We'd love to work with you.
Can you please check your private messages?
What are they selling? I'm thinking about me, loving my own. It's the best thing that I could do.
Comfy tanks!
Gen Xers? You guys need to get your ass...
But they know where the other half is a win is a win they were raised with the kids playing out in street and they won't let their
kids go in the house because they believe that kids should be outside all damn day
with the water hose on.
I got nothing.
Stop talking a whole lot of smack about our minerals in Gen Z's.
The way gen- What? Gen Z's. the way what Bro, this is like seeing an older relative drunk at a wedding.
Okay?
It's some shit you're not supposed to see past a certain age.
You know what I mean?
It's just like... What are you doing? You know what I mean?
It's just like,
What are you doing?
You're like 60 years old.
Why are you doing that?
You should never be doing That face.
You know what I mean?
It feels weird. There's like a... you know what I mean it's just like
it feels weird
there's like a
that's just
not a thing
that you're supposed to do
past a certain point the way Jen answers freaking work is a bitch I'm playing
we're tired we're tired we're tired we're tired. We're tired, we're tired, we're tired.
For the generation you Gen Xers first started.
You guys were the ones
that started the generation
you guys started
The Curse.
Gen Xers don't want to do shit.
I just don't understand
like
who this weirdo is.
I just don't,
I want more from her though.
I want more from her.
Damn she got a,000 followers.
Jen is popping off.
This is a million views, bro. I mean, whoa Vicky.
Don't sleep on the ones with the pills.
Oh, no.
Oh, hell no, no bro that's not
Run Run. Run. you need to see this cringy ass shit.
Today's my 45th birthday and I wasn't even feeling
that old until I saw this damn video
Hey Gen X, let's talk about this.
Is Gen X okay?
No, seriously.
Are you guys okay?
What kind of stupid fucking question is that?
We're fine.
It's 2023.
This shit is a cakewalk.
We got like 900 TV channels and Prozac.
Our kids are grown or almost grown,
And our parents are either dead
Or too old to threaten to kill us every-
Why'd she say fuck you fuck you fucking fuck on her shirt?
But she bleeped the fuck you, fucking fuck on her shirt?
But she bleeped the fuck but in the worst way possible.
I brought you into this world.
I could take you out of it.
Our boomer parents can turn anything violent.
Hey dad, can I get a paper towel?
I'll paper your towel!
We didn't have anti-bullying campaigns
our parents bullied us. If we
got hurt like really hurt, our parents
were pissed. Our
parents would leave us places all the time,
they'd forget us at the store
and there's no way to get a hold of them
so you just have to sit there
and hope they came back for you.
I think the honorable thing to do
is not be online past a certain point
or if you're going to be online past that point, you got to be like David
Lynch. Like just
do your own thing. You know what I mean?
Just weirdly consistently
post the same thing all
the time and then
people like find it you
don't even promote it
we'll just like kind of
find it and they go oh
that's cool why does he
do that you know I mean
that's it like beyond a
certain point you did
this is not your
territory it's not your territory.
It's not your space.
Okay?
I really...
Look,
I'm getting up there.
I'm getting up there.
I'm 32 years old.
I'm about to be 33 next week.
And I hope to God
okay?
I hope that I do not become
this fucking person.
Imagine these types of videos with Sam Cedar
doing them? Yeah, that's the beauty
of Sam Cedar like he does his own
thing. He's online in
the sense that like his job is literally online
and yet,
like he doesn't do this cringy shit.
Like absolutely zero people are going to look at Sam Cedar
and be like,
wow,
what,
how cringe?
Like he's just himself
You're so young dude you're just an influencer. I know I feel like i'm fucking dying though when I being 33
on twitch I mean look We want to know on Twitch.
I mean, look.
You want to know how old I am?
Let's look at the top channels on Twitch right now.
Okay?
Wait!
Oh!
Wait, wait, wait! Oh! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh!
Oh, they're trying to escape.
They're trying to escape.
You see that?
Hey, what's up, man?
I'm not fucking scared out of life.
For real? What the fuck? I'm fucking scared out of my...
Thank you for the five gifted, with the five gifted. Thank you for the five gifted!
I'm in. I'm in chat, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. I'm in, chat, I'm in.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
There's so many crypto schemes...
What is that?
Jinxy's girl fucking idiot! I mean, bro, you don't
retweet a tweet about promoting OnlyFans
girls when that's literally what she does.
And she un-retweeted it because she knows she sounds
like a fucking idiot. Look at your phone!
Wait, why am I not invited to this what the
fuck lacy really
oh my god she under tweeted it bruh wait can i know lacey
oh yeah did you delete the post, bruh?
Because I was about to let out a shot.
She wasn't invited.
I mean, yeah.
Do you understand why? I'm like... I'm old. I'm fucking old, man. Do you understand why?
I'm like...
I'm old!
I'm fucking old, man!
Look at this shit!
I'M OLD!
I don't understand.
Like, it's just like the more...
So do you have anything to say about that? I don't understand. Like, this is like the more so. We haven't even been here.
We're going to go around again.
All right.
Let's talk about going forward.
What would you expect of Max going forward?
Just paint the picture for us and then Max I'm gonna ask you
the same question on what you expect from her.
But I want to hear it.
Sexual discipline?
That's sexual perfection or sexual discipline?
I wanna say perfection.
What does that mean though?
Or like standards and stuff like that.
And by the way, I'm not even shitting on these guys.
I think they're fucking hilarious.
Okay?
They're not like...
All the channels that I showed you are
fucking hilarious.
In very different ways.
The thing is
studying your opponent's weakness to use them against
him, yeah that's
the reason I was watching that clip to see what
What the therapist is going to say about his sexual weaknesses so I can bring it up in our 2v2
So maybe not Ronaldo.
Wait, what? No, I think
Ronaldo's funny as fuck too.
My point is, I'm old.
That is what is popping.
You know,
this is what you're supposed to do when
you get to a certain age.
It isn't gentlemen.
Something is coming along for you to see and hear. And it will be coming along on June 5.
Oh my God, someone said Dracula flow. I'm gonna die
You are insane for saying that
You We got the short Biden in it. My name's Joe Biden and I am gay! My name's Joe Biden. Yeah!
My name's Joe Biden.
It's Brass Summer, baby.
He's right.
I thought he was going to serve the three-minute hat break at the top of the hour.
My name's Joe Biden and there's a three minute break anyway, at
top of the hour. Why? why why why why here's a fan cam I'm going to be. So I had to hide it so they could find
Who gives a shit about people never mind I'm not gonna let you go Last time you enjoyed life was Japan. That's not true.
I've been having a great time lately.
Y'all are wrong about that.
Where did Japan-san go, man?
So much more happy
The world is shit when you know the Japan stream to fix the vibes I think you guys are wrong
What do you mean? You literally lit yourself on fire was fucking awesome
I loved lighting myself on fire
I was happy at disney, I think you. I think you guys,
I'm just happy when I'm doing
IRL streams partially because
like I don't have to read the chat
and like
I thrive
Outside
Like you know doing normal shit
Anyway ladies and gentlemen we're back
Eldon Lord is back
Speaking of thriving Let me just get right into it and my day up
you know what i mean like what shit, it's not downloaded.
Yeah that came out of nowhere didn't it? um is finding still play offline no i'm gonna wait for the update so
i have not played the actual I have not played
the DLC
in quite some time.
I have been exclusively
playing the main game on
my Steam Deck I'm gonna be a bit rusty i've only been playing the main game on the steam deck
and like given that i've been playing the man game on this Deck, like my level is much lower.
And
um... The items that I've been
using are much different.
So the combat style is gonna be much
uh... Different.
It's not the same build. I've been using Bloodhound Fang on the main game
and i'm like around level 55 or whatever
... ever.
So I feel like this is going to be a much different gameplay, so I feel
like I'm still rusty, you know what I mean?
So don't...'t no I'm level 55 on the main game I'm like level 160
on the DLC because remember I restarted a new game on my computer
on my pc on my steam deck
it's pre-cult basically, yes. I hope everyone who likes from soft gets cancer you hope I get cancer.
And everyone in the community is crazy
no comfort ahead oh let's do it Holy shit.
I forgot everything. Oh my god, the DLC has hands though
Yes hand brother The DLC has hands, brother.
The DLC has fucking hands. I forgot!
I have to pee first.
I have to pee, forgot the dlc has
fucking hands hold on. so so. so Oh
Don't be cute right now. I need to lock in I need the lock-in you're being cute
Why are you guys saying oh veeho oh fuck i thought I had that one
I didn't have shit good luck with the dance took me a while, dude I was doing so much better before I stopped playing this game. Holy shit
When I left it off I was coming down to like the last quarter of the health bar
Flawless victory, baby.
For her.
How many fragments?
How do you see that? Is that on your status?
I still don't know.
Okay. How do you see that? Is that on your status? I still don't know. I am level 150.
I don't have enough golden seeds.
I have Scaramucci Blessings.
I'm like level 5, I think?
Yeah...
4 on Revered Spirit Ash Blessings. Five on the Scaramucci Blessing so so so No! No, no
Fuck
I'm so bad!
I can't do this.
I can't.
I'm so bad.
I need to, like...
Lock in Hasan.
Lock into what, dude?
She's fucking locked my ass down.
I am so bad.
This entire time
I've been playing for the past
three weeks at this point I've been playing for the past three, four weeks.
The past three weeks at this point
I've been playing an entirely different game
It's a little bit of an entirely different game i just ate that like look at that so so uh At least you're doing damage. I mean, yeah, I just have to fucking keep hitting the shit out of her This is 208 deaths just ralana hold on let me put my fucking heart rate
on too
why is that shit not turning on come on brother turn on boom the backstab ash of
war is like fine I just don't know how to apply it
you know what i mean
this boss is not that hard i maintain that position despite the fact that i'm sucking ass Oh! oh my
fuck
I was gonna tap out
roll back I know how to do the ash.
I just don't know...
The problem with
the ash is that
it's good but I don't know how to use yet
I don't know how to use the ash yet.
I just started.
I just started with the ash.
Like, see?
Oh! like see so so Oh, fuck!
What the fuck is this thing dude? Oh!
No!
No!
I'm backstabbing the wrong thing!
I'm backstabbing the wrong thing!
I don't know how to do the backstab.
I shouldn't have done a backstab. use the ash to guarantee a dodge or heavy attack for a massive bleed up get a few basic attacks in first you're absolutely correct on that
chatter who said those things you are right Whenever you go below health bar the second time, and never heal it's because...
You're right. And it's because
some Elden Ring bosses
are not going to be able it's because Some Elden Ring bosses are punished bosses some Elden ring bosses are wait for the swing Okay This is a punish boss.
Seeking wildly, in many respects, is not the worst thing to do here so so
oh yes No! Back up, back up! Oh yes. Oh, what?
No!
That was good, though.
That was good.
She's Latina.
Rayana! I know. My Latina queen... I would switch to Physic. One hit does no damage tier and switch to all resistance here if you you have it. I don't have it.
I, um...
I don't have any of the good tears.
In this... Especially in this one.
Especially in this game i didn't on the place that
you want to get shit and get all the
fragments I have a plus 9
12
Plus
Plus 9 13
Flask I'm at plus 9, 13 flask.
I'm running a Rotten Winged Sword Insignia
Dragoncrest Greatshield Talisman
Millicent's Prosthesis that boosts dexterity, raises attack power with successive attacks.
And also a Pearl Drake Talisman plus two.
I'm running Greaves of Solitude, Gauntlets of Solitude, Beast Champion Armor and the White Mask.
White mask obviously for blood, bleed damage
and I don't know if you can see
but I have 44 arcane 53 dexterity, 18 Strength, 27 Endurance, 57 Vigor. My shadow my shadow tree
scaramucci fragment level is number
five on level five
on the scaramucci
it's a decent build.
I never use the step, even though I really like it and want to learn how to use it.
The build is fine. Everything is fine.
She shadow on my earth till i tree
you need lord of blood exaltation i don't think i have it I thought I could dodge that and fucking heal but I fucked up.
Level up m'lady with a wing stitch, ash and keen for deck scaling there's a talisman for damage negation under the
bridge near this place why would i i already have a damage negation talisman i'm wearing it
you don't have man you barely explored anything on this character.
I think I played a decent amount on this character. I think you're wrong,
This is a perfectly fine build
It's not like...
I'm not min-maxing out the fucking wazoo
But
I can beat her with the setup 100%. I'm not sure if you can see this, but the so I'm not sure if this is the best way to do it, but I think you can just go with what's in your inventory.
I don't know why they're doing that here... so so Oh shit!
Yo, she fuck my shit up every time with that. I was locked in too.
I was fucking
locked in on that one.
I was closed, I was
closed.
You can wail away at her in the second it seems.
Why don't you do damage buffs like Golden Vow or Flame Guide me Strength?
I don't know, it's too complicated.
Yeah second phase is not going to be a damage race like Phase 1. I agree. I have to play it a little bit more careful.
However...
However...
Having said that...
Chad will be like, why don't you restructure your build to become a faith
build?
Like literally right now.
What the fuck?
That's a wild start.
Chill lady. Oh!
Yeah, bitch.
Come at me.
Come at me! No, no, not like that. No not like that not like that not like that
I fucked it up
Oh I fucked it up. I think Hassan has it.
It's just a classic case of just don't get hit, let him out?
Yes.
Instead of trading, if i do one dodge better
there's like two of those tries where i could have actually finished it I just have to rub one out real quick hold on before i see rayana oh yeah there we go okay this is gonna this is the run now
i just had to goon a little bit you know this is the run now
i just had to goon a little bit you know
what the fuck
yeah love seeing that blood explosion
Oh shit, I'm not looking at my damage
I was not paying attention to my health at all
Ah!
Bad trade Bad trade Bad train, bad train. Not a train at all! so so No, no, no! I was trying to dodge out. I was trying to dodge out. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. No, no, no, no. I was trying to dodge out.
I was trying to dodge out.
Not a bad run.
Little greedy.
Had a couple of
bad moments there.
Obviously, we can't panic.
No Jorgen before a fight no, I think it was good. I'm glad that I jorked it before that flight you're wrong
Oh, yeah.
Gotta go in it.
Gotta go in it before we go in.
The weapon skill has iframes but it takes me into a position
that I don't want to be in oh come on how'd that hit me so Fuck.
Georgie, you're shaving with a bomb. Fuck
Jorgen your shape before the boss battle classic
It's on. Your heartbeat is a hundred and fifteen. I know I'm fucking pumping dude
Do not want me to fucking take this shit seriously?
Do you want me to take this shit seriously or not?
This is the main storyline boss.
Roll towards him.
It's her. Okay.
Is this your first remembrance boss?
No.
My second remembrance boss.
Why no summons?
There's literally no need for summons. I can fight this boss without summons there's literally no need for summons i can fight this boss without summons i do not know why you are asking for
summons
it's funny because I'm on a 115 here and it's like literally what my heart rate matched out like a, like consistently when I'm playing basketball my heart is at
133.
Like average?
Oh come on that double hit is so devious. is so Fuck you!
Ah! No!
I smashed my ass!
See? I one-spot her, and it doesn't do shit!
I'm gonna kill you! uh Oh my god, it's over! It! NO! Oh my god it's over It's over, it's over
No! No!
No! No!
I even got the moon dodge NO! I EVEN GOT THE MOON DODGE!
I got greedy.
They want you to summon because they summoned 137. This is a higher heart rate for me than when I'm playing basketball. I can feel my heart pumping still. I believe though, I believe My goal is to get to this point by um with the main game as well on the side Did the game get darker? Am I crazy?
Oh shit. No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, dodge, dodge, dodge dumbass!
Dodge! Dodge, dumbass! DODGE!!!
Fuck.... uh those drink frame takes forever i know
put the turtle shell on your back for a spam regen
do i even have
we Do I even have weight for that?
Do i even have it. Oh, is it talisman? Does Jelly Shield give you an auto damage negation or do you have to use it?
I don't remember any of this stuff makes me a heavy load anyway so Oh my god.
Maybe brief twist of the base game for plus 12.
Last? Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
That's a bad run. I'm not going to do that. I think guys,
I have an idea.
I think I have to hit her more and get hit less. Yup.
That's what I need to do, I think.
Aww! How big is this fucking combo, bitch? punch
throw him at me come on it's not a thing to me be for real right now so so so Oh my god, one hit. One hit wonder she onesat me with that dual swing. Her dual
swings are so devastating. That was pretty close, though. You guys see that?
Yeah, I got a pre-fight goon, I think every time.
You can coat your swords?
I don't want to...
I don't care.
I literally chat I'm telling you right now I don't care.
I literally... Chat,
I'm telling you right now
I don't need to change a damn thing
okay?
It's gonna take awhile
and it might be annoying for you to watch
but I don't believe that
I need to change a damn thing.
Oh fuck!
OH GOD I ate both of those double swings is the worst thing.
Fuck me. Bring it, bring it on!
Bring it on.
Oh, fuck!
The double swing! It's not going to take very very long you got them in the bag i agree
i keep forgetting to goon before the fight though Got an empty out the sack eat the flask.
It lowers equip load yes people don't know that
as an actual from software take
Oh my God the first one is so stupid so so Oh, what the fuck? That was annoying. come on get at me so She hits so fucking hard at this stage.
It's crazy how hard she hits is crazy at this
day
dude so so What the fuck? Oh, I'm out! I'm out of juice. I didn't even realize. I was just on a blast.
Oh no.
I'm so sorry.
I'm going to have to go back and get my health back.
I don't know what happened there.
I think it's the last one.
I'm not sure if that's where he went.
I don't remember.
I think he on a flash.
Oh, no!
That's why I'm like, what is happening?
If she hits with the fire blade when you're out of the water
in the center, it's extra damage.
And she hit with a fire blade when you're out of the water in the center i also heard that it's like
at least he used all your heels does Biden win the debate if he pre-gooned
yes
don't jump attack you can see your hitbox reaches you as you land her attacks that's so funny half the chat is like dude you got a jump attack. You're so dumb.
And then the other half is like,
dude, don't jump attack.
Which is it, chat?
I have another health
that I'm gonna...
Put on this.
It doesn't really matter anyway.
I'm not using, uh...
Either way, you're so dumb true I'm not sure if you can see the come on Oh!
No, I died.
Oh my god, that was so bad.
This fight was hella annoying No it's not, it's actually a really good fight
and it's not a very hard fight either
I just suck That's it.
It's not a very hard fight
It's actually a pretty easy fight
No fight where I can get in six tries to her second stage and like
leaving her with like 40 health is a hard boss, okay?
And I've gotten within like four swings multiple
times at this point.
And I know that Ash of war has iframes
the amount of the amount of uh stamina it consumes is not worth
it consumes is not worth it.
That's it. The amount of stamina it consumes is not worth it, especially
because I don't know how to
use the Ash of War well where i can like place it you know what i mean so so No, I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
Fuck.
My physics sucks. The physical I uses like extra stamina and one hit. so Oh, come on.
I hate all of that.
So ruthless. so ruthless My blades are too sharp! I'm reaching when I roll into her! No, no, no, no, no, no! No!
No, no, no, no, no.
My blades, they're
too short.
I'll literally roll
in like the vicinity and if
i have a katana it's in Katana range but the backhand blades are too short
so i fucking roll into her and i try to do a roll hit
and i can't pop it off you'd love her weapon
Oh Lonnie a great rune are just a bunch of crap. I don't know why they're so good.
I'm not sure if it's because of the
amount of money that you can get from them
or something, but
I think it's probably
because they're really cheap and they're worth it i never use runes
I feel like runes are cheating
which is so stupid but
where the fuck are my runes?
I- you know what I feel about runes? I feel like they're a crutch
And when you get used to them or it's not that I consider it cheating
I cheating so Fuck Runes are like steroids, dude.
I mean, I fucked it up anyway.
I wasted it. There's no cheating in this game?
I know chat!
I'm just saying... It feels like I...
When I use the rune,
I feel like I'm cheating.
Dying until you- uh, dying over and over
again until you win is like a crutch what no how did that hit me what the fuck
i'm gonna do it in front of her
to show where i'm not to show your opponent that you're not afraid of her
you must goon in front of her. Dude, dude! Eat a potion in front of her to show her you're not afraid? Eat a potion right
in front of her. To show my interlocutors I'm not afraid of them.
She's so much stronger than me that she turns her back on me multiple times in this fight and doesn't even matter. matter I'm not sure if this is the best way to do it, but I'll try.
I think that's a good idea. I've used like so many tears already. so so so Five already, and I'm not even at halfway. No way! So many missed roll hits.
What? Oh! Is he getting far?
Or is it this fight or is it just me
A lot of people don't understand
Especially with these DLC
Especially
With the DLC, it is far less predictable.
The bosses are like the AI has tweaked out the wazoo.
So you're just the only thing you can do is just react so sometimes you get lucky
and there's a couple rolls that you get or a couple swings that you make when you hit the timing where
uh where your timing is on point and you're able to evade a lot of her attacks
sometimes, especially because I'm not super comfortable with the range
of my weapon
cause it's a relatively new weapon Dude, that's...
I ate both of those double dusting
and that too i'm wasting so much so There we go.
A little bit of blood.
Oh my god, I ate that double hit again oh my god again
eight not looking good, boys. Fuck!
I'm getting ready much worse. Oh my god, bros out here with bottom reaction speed shut the up so I'm trying to out DPS her and learn the fight.
I mean, out DPSing her is learning the fight i mean how dpsing her is learning the
flight I can't even dodge at all right now so it doesn't even matter. so That was a good trade.
Good trade first time.
I mean, uh...good dodge.
No! Bad dodge, bad dodge! Sequence of bad dodges. I get discouraged.
One more... That's bad Oh, fuck!
I'm on the ground!
I'm done, I'm done.
No!
No! It was better. Hit her hard during phase two.
I think that's the problem is
I don't have a lot of openings.
Like, she...
If I get into one groove she punishes so so Oh, come on.
Dodge.
Dodge!
Dodge!
Dodge!
God damn it.
Fuck me. What am I doing? Oh I hate that double d so Thanks for watching! so so No!
No! No!
Three!
Three more. three more crimson flasks are three more tears man three more flash to greedy greedy greedy why didn't you heal?
Because I was being greedy.
So close.
Greed is not good.
Well, a little bit of greed is good here
because she is a punishment
she is a punished character she is a punish boss 100%
wait what Wait, what?
That's lame as hell.
Oh! I thought I got it.
Okay. Oh my god! She caught me with the tip of that. Not looking too good for this fight, I'm not gonna lie. I've eaten every double attack he's made. I was resetting.
I suicide-ed.
But this is the run.
And you won't see it unless you subscribe at the top of the air. Here's 3 minute average now.
...
... No, I have an economy of potions right? Fuck you.
That's so shitty.
You're so shit for that.
You're so shit for that too. that's crazy
the most dodgeable ass i'm just eating for no reason
like those triple beams is never is never i can never be hit by that
even when she does a like even if we did the floating attack I'm mad.
I'm getting mad. uh so I'm going to try a different rune. so I'm not sure if you can see the so so Oh I
Actually just I don't know why i was going that crazy i can't trade that hard
i don't hit that hard
so Who do you think is better, Kaisenat or Hasanabe?
I've actually never watched K'Sa now play this game. uh kai no doubt i don't know why i'm reading chat. so I'm not sure if you can see the fireball. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. so oh so so so so Oh, what? I hate that! How?! Oh, what?
I hate that.
How?
No!
That was the run.
That was literally the run. That was actually the run, don't say greedy.
Don't say greedy motherfucker!
No I got caught...
Very unlucky but that was the run no that wasn't greed you're wrong that like
sometimes just get unlucky you get caught caught. What do you want?
That wasn't greed at all. I was trying to fucking heal.
This boss punishes you with rain shit if you fucking stay away from her.
You're wrong.
I was doing the right thing.
I played very well.
I don't know why you're that was pure greed no it wasn't so This is the wrong.
I'm just melting through these things, that's the other reason why i don't want to do it
because like now i got used to it, you know what? So so so Holy shit that was fast. Oh! What?
One?
One tap? um Oh
Huh That's a bummer.
Heavy roll might help you time your attacks better?
Yeah, that's my problem i should be heavy
rolling we should ban the word spirit summons in this fucking chat.
It's defeat. Oh shit, no no no no I ate it!
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. No, no, no, no, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
No no no no, I'm done.
Oh that makes me so mad!
Oh fuck...
What a crazy zit that is like not even a zit.
The top of my dome.
No, I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm closed but I'm just...
I'm mad.
Oh my god! I'm so mad.
I restarted my PlayStation 5 instead of fucking turning it off.
I'm not even typing correctly.
That's how angry I am right now.
I'm done everybody.
I love you all.
I'll see you tomorrow, okay?
Like I said, we have a lot of fun content lined up this week.
So get excited for that.
And...
You going to TwitchCon?
Yes.
That's like months from now.
I have to.
It's my contractual obligation.
I'll get the Elden Ring tomorrow.
Love y'all, peace, bye. gone is is reviewing the p.o box uncle huger's face
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