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04-23-2026 · 6h 00m

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[00:00:30] You got the team, man!

[00:00:32] What is your team?

[00:04:00] Man! What is your name?

[00:04:02] Love you, Fawcett.

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[00:12:00] Good mother faggot, morning mother faggot, babe.

[00:12:14] Good mother faggot, morning, ladies.

[00:12:20] How we all doing today?

[00:12:21] And this was a beautiful, B-A-A, beautiful, of Thursday mornings, Thursday, Thursday.

[00:12:41] What do these characters mean?

[00:12:46] We'll find out soon enough, I guess.

[00:12:50] Ah, let's see.

[00:13:05] I'm not sure why I'm saying this, but I'm not sure.

[00:13:12] Ahhhhhhhhhh...

[00:13:14] A.. A.C. Black Flag Relief yards.

[00:13:17] Yes, let me check it out.

[00:13:19] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

[00:13:24] Ahh, chat, what's happening?

[00:13:27] We got...

[00:13:29] Cut a bunch of sub-baronists here.

[00:13:31] Re-sub-baronists here.

[00:13:33] Well, thank you, see what welcome back mimic with the gives itself a exonous. Thank you

[00:13:39] King boom made and I verse out. Thank you. Thank you. Two years. I'm just a high AF for 20

[00:13:46] And this motherfucker is saying

[00:13:49] Sad II think you meant during the badge sir

[00:13:55] Golden II piss badge

[00:13:57] My white fortune came in the middle of the day, however it didn't have any piston element.

[00:14:06] Very disappointing.

[00:14:07] Where were we from?

[00:14:12] That's weird because I specifically asked them to piston yours.

[00:14:25] I don't see any invincible, invincible, sitin' for no.

[00:14:30] I just haven't been watching anything.

[00:14:35] I haven't been watching anything.

[00:14:37] I've been like,

[00:14:39] I haven't watched anything

[00:14:45] in so long.

[00:14:52] Uh...

[00:14:55] I got the tracking in mind, yeah, it arrives tomorrow. Allegedly, never know. The liver

[00:15:07] here is fucking retarded.

[00:15:10] Oh, you're nature maxing. I guess I am. I guess I am nature maxing.

[00:15:22] What's the matter?

[00:15:52] Uh, um...

[00:16:16] I wonder if I should go there.

[00:16:26] You got the beam!

[00:16:29] Bang!

[00:16:30] What is your beam?

[00:16:31] When are you going to pay Tigba's child's support?

[00:17:12] I walked 30,000 steps a day 30,000 steps that's crazy I don't think I ever walked that much

[00:17:35] in my entire life probably at one point what's a thousand steps steps in kilometers and

[00:17:54] and it hasn't worked enough with 30,000 steps, roughly equal to 20 to 25 kilometers

[00:18:11] probably longer for me because I am 6'3 my legs are longer so

[00:18:16] So probably I won't lie to them actually.

[00:18:32] T-shirt size you wear depends large or

[00:18:38] Excel if I'm in like

[00:18:46] Strongest in the universe

[00:18:49] For example in Spain people are

[00:18:54] Fairly I wouldn't say short but they're shorter than

[00:18:58] Average my brother. I knocked him not good

[00:19:02] Don't have it to worry about it

[00:19:03] Like the fire of Fawcyn is a rat rat

[00:19:05] Some Fawcyn Fawcyn Fawn Fawn Fawn Fawn Fawn Fawn Fawn Fawn Fawn Fawn kick

[00:19:11] That nutty bitch off the plane Fawcyn insane Fawcyn insane

[00:19:25] Here's round of a walk 30 kilometers

[00:19:30] Yeah, in two goes

[00:19:32] in two different lunges in between.

[00:19:39] Why?

[00:19:44] Why not, man?

[00:19:48] Why not?

[00:19:53] We wouldn't want to walk 30 kilometers in front of the ocean.

[00:20:00] it does not matter who we are what matters is our plan crashing this plane with no survivors

[00:20:25] Harry Park or as Bruce Lee likes to say, wow, he was fucking one of yes's, yes thing.

[00:20:32] This guy got it all figured out man.

[00:20:37] You plan on playing and get the other four expansions first?

[00:20:44] You can say no further links.

[00:20:45] No, actually.

[00:20:55] I don't know why people are hating on d4, I can't like it.

[00:21:01] I can't like it. I've been playing the expansion of d4 recently.

[00:21:07] In between the walks of 30 kilometers.

[00:21:17] That's very good.

[00:21:25] Okay, we have playing games of street.

[00:21:36] Yeah, I play hardcore, I play hardcore, solo cell phone, right?

[00:21:41] So it gets quite intense in the night, go for a walk, and then I do some work, and then

[00:21:48] I do some reading.

[00:21:49] I don't do a lot of it.

[00:21:50] I want sitting.

[00:21:51] There's a little bit here and a little bit there.

[00:21:58] Ehhhhh.

[00:22:01] Oh, fuck.

[00:22:04] I almost doubled my book until you tried it.

[00:22:12] It's a famous one, so I should know.

[00:22:16] As I think, Omji, John Gunn, Dr. The Man, the everyworld developer, we got Dirty, Joey

[00:22:25] Sam.

[00:22:26] Thank you Kina.

[00:22:28] Welcome back.

[00:22:30] Hello Mr. Force.

[00:22:33] Hello.

[00:22:35] Hello Mr. Force. I received the shirt. Thank you.

[00:22:47] Comfortable material with nice colors. Anyways, I wore it on a walk this morning.

[00:22:54] The crossing guards were very nice to me. They held my hands extra tight.

[00:23:04] I bet it was a female one, right?

[00:23:13] Yeah, there's no issues.

[00:23:16] There have been a bunch of...

[00:23:18] not a bunch, but some people have been saying that

[00:23:22] there have been some issues, manufacturing issues with the shirt.

[00:23:28] And I would just like people to know

[00:23:30] We don't have the money to donate and say that there was something wrong with the shirt.

[00:23:34] You should check your confirmation because there's a support where you can get a new one if there's some sort of manufacturer.

[00:23:43] Someone mentioned a piss thing. Someone mentioned something different. I don't remember.

[00:23:51] some um some misprint or whatever hey depending on the warehouse it can be like

[00:23:59] they folded it too fast before the print dried or whatnot battle beast gets

[00:24:05] killed by the rank so I just wanna know what's on planet and breeds the whole

[00:24:10] population with millions of kids and it's a great smart and he has PTSD from

[00:24:17] the Greek. Mark becomes Grand Regent.

[00:24:22] Uhh... Alright.

[00:24:34] Uhhh...

[00:24:37] we got links but first anything else new cool exciting

[00:24:53] happy new world

[00:24:56] new clayface horror movie that is revealed.

[00:25:07] clayface horror movie as inspire man clayface.

[00:25:11] no sorry clayface is from Batman right?

[00:25:16] i believe.

[00:25:18] ummm sorry i was thinking about sandman there for a second.

[00:25:26] I'm a fake fan, I just misspoke, and I correct myself before you correct me, so, shit, hello.

[00:25:33] Tomb Raider Legacy of Atlantis may be delayed to 2027 currently in development by Crystal, Dynamics and Flying Wildhog.

[00:25:41] Tomb Raider Legacy of Atlantis.

[00:25:44] What is that? A game?

[00:25:46] A game, yeah.

[00:25:47] I'm not watching any of the minutes of board reports right now.

[00:25:52] I think I'm lagging behind one season or one last season or whatever in both.

[00:25:57] I just haven't watched anything at all.

[00:26:08] Black flag remakes today.

[00:26:10] Yeah, right.

[00:26:11] The showcase.

[00:26:12] Yeah, we will shut.

[00:26:13] Let's shut.

[00:26:14] Italian Brain Road pack opening today.

[00:26:21] Oh wow, you're here.

[00:26:24] I played a new Vampire Dungeon crawler.

[00:26:26] It's pretty good.

[00:26:27] Well, maybe that's not pretty good, but it's still a crawler, so I'm...

[00:26:35] If you're in, into that, into that, into that.

[00:26:38] Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

[00:26:46] Can I have your consent to add you to my Tomodachi Island?

[00:26:50] What do you mean add me to your Tomodachi Island?

[00:26:54] I don't know what that means.

[00:26:58] I don't even know what the fuck that means.

[00:27:01] I know it's a switch game. Are you talking about like make me in a fucking me or what?

[00:27:11] Is that what you're asking me? Can I make you as a me character in my Nintendo switch

[00:27:21] game? You asked for my permission. I honestly tended to say no because you're so fucking

[00:27:28] retarded

[00:27:42] Yeah, you have my permission

[00:27:48] There's a new wrong like probably the game from creators of the longing same art style of a humorous child

[00:27:55] longing

[00:27:56] You would say that I recognize the name along

[00:28:16] All right, well that was a very nice news segment chat

[00:28:20] But it's the walking game you played in early 2020, a little and walking in a white hallway.

[00:28:33] Wait is it the one with the real time?

[00:28:36] Like time passes real time and it takes like a fucking year to- oh yeah I remember that

[00:28:42] shit.

[00:28:43] Yeah, okay.

[00:28:44] I can't wait again, not gonna lie but at least they were thinking outside of the box.

[00:28:56] Not bad, not bad.

[00:29:05] We got links though, yeah we got links, links, links, links, links, links, links, links,

[00:29:35] Start it.

[00:30:05] That's what we're doing.

[00:30:27] Okay.

[00:30:57] Okay, we get it.

[00:31:15] The robots have outrun people at this year's Beijing Half Marathon, beating the human

[00:31:23] winners by minutes and ten minutes.

[00:31:26] The robots raced alongside 12,000 men and women, running a parallel track to avoid collisions.

[00:31:32] The winning machine, developed by Chinese smartphone brand Honor, finished the race

[00:31:36] in 50 minutes and 26 seconds.

[00:31:39] That's several minutes faster than the Half Marathon world record set by Ugandan runner

[00:31:43] Jacob Kaplimo in Lisbon last month.

[00:31:46] You're going home.

[00:31:47] In part, the robots ran a 13 mile race autonomously, while others were remotely controlled.

[00:31:52] The race has highlighted the sector's rapid technological advances, and has a stark difference

[00:31:56] to last year's inaugural human robot run.

[00:32:00] The 2025 competition was riddled with mishaps, and most robots were unable to finish.

[00:32:05] Last year's winning robot recorded a time of 2 hours 40 minutes, more than double the

[00:32:09] time of the human winner of the conventional race.

[00:32:12] China has the goal of becoming a powerhouse in this frontier industry.

[00:32:16] It has enacted a wide range of policies from subsidies to infrastructure projects to cultivate local firms.

[00:32:22] While economically valuable applications of humanoid robots remain in trial phases,

[00:32:26] the marathon outlines their potential to reshape everything from dangerous jobs to combat on the battlefield.

[00:33:12] I'm going to kill you.

[00:33:14] I'm going to kill you.

[00:33:16] I'm coming.

[00:33:18] I'm coming.

[00:33:20] The leader is coming.

[00:33:42] Oh

[00:34:12] Alright, I robot this upon us, another person, and views an

[00:34:42] is just an object, an object for pleasure instead of a living, breathing human being.

[00:34:49] It seems to make it easier to do things you shouldn't do.

[00:35:00] The reason why Jeffrey Dahmer was able to get away with his crimes was because of just what you are seeing here.

[00:35:07] Jeffrey Dahmer is intelligent as he said no more links here makes him so frightening

[00:35:13] But if you listen carefully to his words throughout this interview you realize it is a thin disguise

[00:35:20] You do sound though like the kind of person who could have said to himself. This is wrong

[00:35:25] No, I said no for the links. I always knew that it was wrong, but

[00:35:34] After the the first

[00:35:37] The first killing was not planned.

[00:35:41] I was coming back from the shopping mall back in 78.

[00:35:46] I had fantasies about picking up a hitchhiker

[00:35:51] and taking him back to the house

[00:35:54] and having complete control and dominance over him.

[00:35:59] The hitchhiker's name was Stephen Hicks.

[00:36:01] He was just 18.

[00:36:03] Jeffrey Dahmer took him to his parents' house.

[00:36:06] there he strangled him with a barbell. He dismembered the body and hid it in a drain

[00:36:11] pipe. It was Jeffrey Dahmer who gave those details to the police in his confession.

[00:36:16] No one, no one had a clue as to what was happening for over a decade.

[00:36:23] During that time Jeffrey Dahmer joined the army and was sent to Germany. He was eventually

[00:36:28] discharged for a drinking problem and returned to Ohio. Nine years after Stephen Hicks'

[00:36:34] murder. The killing began again. What happened to you in the nine years in between that you

[00:36:40] were able to stop, that you were able to control yourself? It just wasn't an opportunity to

[00:36:48] fully express what I wanted to do. There was just not the physical opportunity to do it then.

[00:36:54] And I started, when I moved to Milwaukee in 81, I started reading pornography, going

[00:37:05] to the bookstores.

[00:37:07] Eventually that led to frequenting the gay bars.

[00:37:16] And then one time I brought this young man back to the hotel room, the Ambassador Hotel,

[00:37:24] was just planning on drugging him and spending the night with him.

[00:37:29] It had no intention of hurting him.

[00:37:31] When I woke up in the morning, he had a broken heart.

[00:37:34] Here we go.

[00:37:35] I'm about to make myself retarded.

[00:37:36] I was heavily bruised.

[00:37:37] Yes!

[00:37:38] Apparently I'm a drug.

[00:37:39] Maybe you're for some boys.

[00:37:40] I just count codes, put in three, subscribe, and make it loud.

[00:37:44] But that's what started the whole spree all over again.

[00:37:47] Dahmer says he snuck the corpse of his very own Stephen Toomey out of his hotel room in a suitcase.

[00:37:53] Then he took it to his grandmother's house where he cut up the body and put it in plastic garbage bags.

[00:37:59] When you killed these men afterwards, were you repulsed? Were you upset?

[00:38:06] No, at the time it was almost addictive.

[00:38:14] I'm giving you homework that's life work, that's forever.

[00:38:26] You cannot ever succumb or dwell in despair.

[00:38:32] This despair brings on an acute paralysis that will stay with you sometimes for years

[00:38:40] And it hides away like a virus, like an opportunistic virus

[00:38:45] like chicken pox or HIV AIDS, whatever the fuck that is.

[00:38:51] Whatever that is.

[00:38:54] So you've got to be careful.

[00:38:57] Despair is a spiritual malaise.

[00:39:00] And if you get caught up in it, you

[00:39:03] have to be attuned to your identity

[00:39:07] in order to get yourself out of it.

[00:39:10] with all the incel talk going around, this is just the dose of purity I need, you have

[00:39:14] to remember. When you hear that word, incel, it's a spiritual attack. Because even if you're

[00:39:22] not, even if you're, because you know, I'm not, because I'm not even going to use that,

[00:39:29] I'll use the word incel, but I'm not, I'm not going to bother myself with its meaning,

[00:39:34] or with its definition or with anything, just know that even the fact that that word is

[00:39:41] being thrown around at all is a direct spiritual attack on you and is meant to demoralize you,

[00:39:50] wire sex with shame and wire sex with their very tightly controlled society.

[00:39:59] So, when you're feeling black killed, man, just know that it's a spiritual attack on

[00:40:09] you.

[00:40:10] What game is this?

[00:40:11] Is it Left Far Cry?

[00:40:12] Spirituality?

[00:40:13] I mean, that do you see yourself, wwww, thank you for that subscription.

[00:40:20] What do those characters mean?

[00:40:25] I mean, acknowledging that you are not your brain, you're not your dick, or your genitals

[00:40:33] or whatever, you're not your feet, you're not your nose for power, you're not your

[00:40:38] veins for needles, you're not your brain for a weed, I mean you can participate in that,

[00:40:46] but that's not, you are not that, you're not your brains cravings for sex or booze

[00:40:54] or a needle. I mean, you have those things, but they, you are not them. That you, you

[00:41:03] are not them. Those are physical cravings. So I'm saying, keep the thoughts and the thinking

[00:41:15] high outside of fear. Don't stay in there. You do that and you're in hell. It's important.

[00:41:25] The only thing you have control over is what you think and in turn how you feel. Feelings

[00:41:30] don't come first. That's the biggest misconception. The biggest misconception that people live

[00:41:35] by is that you literally have no control over what you think

[00:41:42] yeah it's a bit hard

[00:41:46] I'm getting all sorts of viewers from that shit.

[00:42:15] Hey, what's with the incredible minds come up?

[00:42:20] What the fuck are you doing?

[00:42:22] What the fuck are you doing?

[00:42:24] Why are you looking at me?

[00:42:26] I'm not doing shit!

[00:42:28] Shut up!

[00:42:30] I'm not doing shit!

[00:42:32] I'm not doing shit!

[00:42:34] Shut up!

[00:42:36] I'm not doing shit!

[00:42:38] I am fucking streaming!

[00:42:40] What are you talking to people?

[00:42:42] Get the fuck out of here!

[00:42:44] Please bullshit, yeah

[00:43:14] I got it

[00:43:34] God damn, I'm so sorry chat. He's got to do it all my fucking god. Oh my god

[00:43:39] Yeah, right. He's a fucking douchebag dick fuck dick had fucking piece of shit

[00:43:46] I don't give a fuck if he lets me live here. It's only cuz my fucking mom

[00:43:49] Do has a fucking piece of shit, dude. He's gonna hear she has to start shit with me all the fucking time

[00:43:56] Give fucking grip dude. God damn

[00:43:59] Fucking dumb fuck man

[00:44:02] Fucking retard moron

[00:44:04] But Blaine's all his fucking problems on me like a fucking coward.

[00:44:07] That's all he fucking do, dad!

[00:44:09] That's all you do, dad!

[00:44:11] Blaine, all your problems on me!

[00:44:13] Fucking loser.

[00:44:15] What are you gonna fuck, dude?

[00:44:17] You're gonna fuck this, dude.

[00:44:19] No, he's a fucking dude. You don't even realize, dude.

[00:44:21] Like, he's looking at me like this.

[00:44:23] As soon as I open up this fucking thing, he's looking at me like this.

[00:44:28] But the meanest face is like, what are you fucking doing?

[00:44:31] What are you trying to do right now?

[00:44:33] Accomplish Jesus fucking Christ, bro fucking

[00:44:46] Here's my record. He's still no kids man. Oh my god, not with this. Holy shit. Yeah. Oh

[00:44:54] My god, we actually was that I'm a pain for

[00:44:56] it's my dad bro it's my fucking dad living his fucking house yeah it's

[00:45:03] different it's not to somebody dude it's not to some anybody I'm gonna fuck

[00:45:06] about anybody else fuck dude you know I'm saying it's my fucking dad it's my

[00:45:12] fucking dad right run through the sprinkler shower anyone there is

[00:45:20] enough for everybody I love to share get the sprinklers ready it might be a

[00:45:23] little strong come closer I would like to share something with you don't mind the

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[00:45:52] Go for a stroll.

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[00:46:01] Aged to perfection.

[00:46:03] Potency guaranteed.

[00:46:04] We have generous portions.

[00:46:06] My own special brew.

[00:46:08] Would you like to try some?

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[00:46:12] General, anthrax beta upgrade is here.

[00:46:14] Look, General, the anthrax gamma upgrade is here.

[00:46:17] The anthrax gamma might make it a little stronger.

[00:46:19] The new anthrax gamma is here, General!

[00:46:27] Okay.

[00:46:37] Trouble in paradise?

[00:46:39] Those are the reports coming out of Washington today,

[00:46:41] as fractures seem to be emerging in the GOP

[00:46:43] between the Republicans' pro-pedophilia wing

[00:46:46] and the party's extremely pro-pedophilia wing.

[00:46:48] your way in fighting between the two pedophile coalitions reaching new levels of intensity

[00:46:52] in recent weeks, leaving GOP leadership to question how best to handle the future of

[00:46:57] their party's sexual attraction minors.

[00:46:59] ONN's Jason Copeland joins us now from Washington with the latest.

[00:47:03] Jason, you've been in close contact with Republican insiders.

[00:47:06] What are you hearing?

[00:47:07] Yeah, Dwight.

[00:47:08] Well, this is really a battle for the soul of the Republican Party, plain and simple.

[00:47:12] You know, the GOP has historically welcomed a wide net from petarasts to afebophiles,

[00:47:18] and there's always been, you know, sort of moderate support for sexual attraction to

[00:47:22] children, but many in the base are now asking for a more full-throated endorsement.

[00:47:28] And like you said, this is really about the party of pedophilia's future, and right now

[00:47:32] it's looking a little bit split.

[00:47:34] And the split playing out very publicly on social media just yesterday with Senator Tom

[00:47:38] until it's replying pretty tepidly

[00:47:40] to the most recent Epstein files revelations.

[00:47:42] Yeah, that's right.

[00:47:43] He's publicly calling everything in the Epstein files cool,

[00:47:46] which frankly, you know, to pro-Pedophilia voters,

[00:47:49] this comes off as a pretty lukewarm endorsement

[00:47:52] of child sex trafficking.

[00:47:53] Which just isn't going to cut it

[00:47:54] in the post-Trump era of Republican pedophiles.

[00:47:57] A new Gallup poll showed only 44% of Republican voters

[00:48:00] being in favor of pedophilia,

[00:48:02] with another 43% being very in favor of it.

[00:48:05] Yeah, and that's really what we're talking about here, Dwight.

[00:48:07] You know, for the last 10 years, the entire party has been jockeying for who's going to

[00:48:12] succeed Donald Trump as the face of American pedophilia.

[00:48:15] Right now, Republicans are looking closely at some local elections for insight, and this

[00:48:19] centrist versus extreme dynamic is playing out in Republican primaries across the country.

[00:48:25] This is Utah State Senator incumbent Matt Riggs staking out the more moderate position

[00:48:29] on child sex abuse.

[00:48:31] I think my record speaks for itself.

[00:48:33] No one.

[00:48:34] do me no one was more upset than me today. Millie Bobby Brown turned 18. I am a staunch

[00:48:39] and committed pedophile. Pretty boilerplate talking points. Exactly. You know, it's a

[00:48:43] lot of the same old promises that many just aren't believing are going to resonate in

[00:48:47] exactly the same way anymore. And especially when you you compare it alongside the more

[00:48:52] energized campaigns of some of the more charismatic sex criminals running like rigs his opponent

[00:48:57] Brock Granite, political outsider who fired back in a podcast appearance earlier this

[00:49:01] Seducing underaged boys and girls is a bedrock founding principle of the Republican Party.

[00:49:07] And it sickens me to see my opponent swoop in and try and steal valor from the real pedophiles on the ground.

[00:49:15] I looked it up.

[00:49:16] In the Epstein files, this guy's name appears less than 300 times. It's performative pedophilia.

[00:49:23] Now Senator Riggs has already responded on X saying, quote,

[00:49:26] I enjoy molesting as much as the next red-blooded American pedophile, I just don't make it my whole campaign.

[00:49:32] We need to be responsive to kitchen table issues, or the only ones left at the table will be adults.

[00:49:38] Jason, these are strong words being said against fellow pedophile party members.

[00:49:41] Is there any sense they can find common ground fear and come together on this?

[00:49:46] You know, not without strong pedophilic leadership at the top, Dwight, you know, some think JD Vance could be that,

[00:49:52] that, but others say he just looks like a pedophile more than acts like one.

[00:49:56] He certainly could have been an interesting outside candidate.

[00:50:00] But the bottom line here, Dwight, is this is an identity crisis for a party that will

[00:50:05] eventually need to decide.

[00:50:06] Are they going to push forward and continue to build upon the pedophilia of Trump, or

[00:50:10] will they take the path of the Matt Gaetz moderate school back to their roots and once

[00:50:14] again commit to being the grand old pedophiles of Reagan?

[00:50:17] We'll be interesting to see how it plays out.

[00:50:20] Thank you, Jason.

[00:50:21] to the infighting democratic leadership is looking to capitalize politically.

[00:50:25] Members of the House and Senate today held a joint press conference dressed as little children

[00:50:29] stating, quote, you can all be pedophiles if we can pretty please have healthcare. Coming up next,

[00:50:35] Making America Healthy Again. More on RFK Jr.'s latest initiative to fill the Washington

[00:50:40] Monument Reflecting Pool with Beef Tallow. You've seen the news.

[00:50:44] These

[00:50:46] Alright

[00:50:49] To achieve this he needed to do something drastic

[00:50:52] Drain the pond to reveal its secrets once and for all

[00:50:56] Convincing three other villagers of the need to explore the unknown

[00:51:01] They pooled their resources to acquire a water pump

[00:51:05] Embarking on an ambitious project that would challenge the myths of their ancestors

[00:51:11] on

[00:51:11] That's true, it's not late for that.

[00:51:41] waters, descending into the depths.

[00:51:44] This initial discovery was a moment of revelation and wonder.

[00:51:49] Realizing the significance of their find, the villagers decided to intensify their efforts.

[00:51:55] They acquired four more water pumps, dramatically increasing their capacity to remove the water.

[00:52:01] For 17 days, they continued their relentless endeavor, watching as the water level slowly

[00:52:07] dropped and the full extent of their discovery began to unfold. What they found was nothing

[00:52:14] short of monumental. As the final remnants of water drained away, they stood before the

[00:52:20] entrance to a vast man-made cave. The pond that had long intrigued and sustained their

[00:52:27] community was, in fact, a skylight or rooftop entrance to a massive ancient subterranean

[00:52:34] complex. This discovery challenged everything the villagers knew about their

[00:52:39] surroundings and history. The Long Yu Caves, as they would come to be known,

[00:52:44] represented a marvel of ancient engineering and craftsmanship. In total,

[00:52:50] there were 24 caves. 14 of these caves were collapsed, but those that were

[00:52:57] intact all showcased perfectly flat floors and ceilings angled at a precise

[00:53:03] 45 degrees. Although the caves were not interconnected, they were still all aligned with their floors

[00:53:10] on equal levels. In fact, there were caves that were made one next to the other, separated

[00:53:16] by as little as 20 inches or 50 centimeters. How is such precision possible? The caves

[00:53:25] themselves were enormous, with vast chambers carved out of solid rock extending deep into

[00:53:31] the earth. The precision of the carvings, the smoothness of the walls, and the sheer

[00:53:37] scale of the excavation suggested a level of sophistication and organization that was

[00:53:43] unheard of in the annals of ancient Chinese history. The caves designed both intricate

[00:53:50] and functional, with channels and pools that indicated a complex understanding of hydraulics

[00:53:56] and water management. Despite their ancient origins, the caves had withstood the test

[00:54:01] of time, remaining structurally sound and largely free of debris or sediment, which

[00:54:08] added to the mystery of their purpose and the identity of their creators.

[00:54:13] Agents.

[00:54:31] You mind telling me how you got here?

[00:54:34] I just reasoned it out.

[00:54:37] I figured you'd tell Indio to do just exactly the opposite of what we agreed.

[00:54:42] And he's suspicious enough to figure out something else.

[00:54:46] Since El Paso was out of the question, well, here I am.

[00:54:52] Rom, the devil.

[00:54:55] Tequila for honor.

[00:55:12] Well, well, if it isn't the smoking.

[00:55:17] Well.

[00:55:28] Remember me, amigo?

[00:55:31] Of course you do. El Paso.

[00:55:39] To some more world.

[00:55:41] is and very very bad now come on you light another match and generally smoke

[00:55:51] just after a wanted to come back in about 10 minutes 10 minutes you'll be

[00:55:56] smoking in hell

[00:56:11] What are you doing?

[00:56:15] Count to three.

[00:56:26] One.

[00:56:31] Two.

[00:56:34] Three.

[00:56:39] Stop it!

[00:56:41] I'm the one that can open the safe for you.

[00:57:08] What's the safe signal the one from El Paso you got there ahead of me however

[00:57:18] I'll ever open that safe and you're gonna destroy half the bank notes I can open it

[00:57:26] without blowing it up.

[00:57:37] What did it cost?

[00:57:39] 5,000.

[00:57:43] Two zonalpano.

[00:57:46] Five.

[00:57:56] Keep your hands off it.

[00:58:26] It's easy to steal the trouble and keep the loot.

[00:58:30] Take it out.

[00:58:32] Now, every man in New Mexico is after us.

[00:58:34] All they have to do is catch one of us with some of his money,

[00:58:37] and we'll all end up the same way.

[00:58:39] We're going to wait here for an entire month, if I think it's necessary.

[00:58:43] And everybody will get his share.

[00:58:45] And you will wait a month to get your money.

[00:58:49] Naturally.

[00:58:51] I'll be in the tavern.

[00:58:53] The air around here stinks anyway.

[00:58:55] Just like the food, but the month will go fast.

[00:59:03] That he will.

[00:59:09] All right, here we go.

[00:59:11] Okay, okay, okay.

[00:59:13] Hi, everyone. Anthony Fantano here, the internet's busiest music nerd.

[00:59:17] I hope you're doing well.

[00:59:18] And today we have the one, the only horse girl.

[00:59:22] We're talking a horse girl.

[00:59:24] We're talking a horse girl.

[00:59:27] Electronic music artist, DJ.

[00:59:29] She has a brand new EP that is dropping just hours from now,

[00:59:35] which I will be listening to immediately as soon as it comes out.

[00:59:40] I was lucky enough to catch a live set from you.

[00:59:44] Pretty recently, I forget exactly when that was.

[00:59:46] I think it was like, it was around Halloween.

[00:59:48] That's right, because like I was dressed up.

[00:59:50] dressed up a bunch of other people were dressed up. It was like a crazy Halloween show. It was a

[00:59:54] very kind of fitting vibe. So, I'm excited to... No, it was. It was nuts. I'm excited to, you know,

[01:00:04] get a better understanding of you and your work and this project that you have dropping. So,

[01:00:09] let's just get straight into it. First, you know, off the bat, I want to say just thank you for

[01:00:14] making the time to come through. Thank you for having me. This is my first time being at

[01:00:19] my twitch interview. Okay, okay. I'm a little bit nervous, but I'm so excited.

[01:00:27] I'm flattered. I'm flattered to be the first. I'm flattered that, again, you took the time.

[01:00:32] And, you know, the first thing I wanted to ask you is just kind of like,

[01:00:36] I don't know, getting a bit of an origin understanding here about kind of your

[01:00:42] background in electronic music and when exactly you started to take interest, because one of the

[01:00:47] of the things that I really enjoyed about your set

[01:00:51] back in October was that you covered such a wide range

[01:00:55] of different styles across, you know, the whole thing.

[01:00:58] Like you played for, I believe like,

[01:01:01] at least 90 minutes, almost two hours.

[01:01:02] Like you were bordering on,

[01:01:04] you know, you were in between there.

[01:01:06] And it was two hours set.

[01:01:08] And you had hard style tracks in there.

[01:01:12] You had house tracks in there.

[01:01:13] You had techno tracks in there.

[01:01:15] you had, you know, crazy remixes going on, you threw in a little Druid sandstorm, like

[01:01:22] you were touching down on a lot of different moments and tunes and jams and, you know,

[01:01:28] flipping them and reversing them. And I just wanted to know, like, when exactly you started

[01:01:32] kind of like acquiring this wide knowledge base of all these different styles that you

[01:01:37] now incorporate into these, like, you know, pretty massive performances.

[01:01:40] I think it really probably started when I was just a little bold, like it's always been like this, that I just enjoy music and all sorts of styles and never really discriminated against the genre and I think going out, I sometimes would...

[01:02:02] Hey, I'm Uzi Pogge.

[01:02:04] Hey, Jaysoft. Nice to see you.

[01:02:06] I've been in Vietnam for a long time.

[01:02:08] I've been with you for 7 years.

[01:02:11] I was good knowing you, Ben.

[01:02:13] Well, Ben would that be.

[01:02:16] Any man?

[01:02:18] Come back.

[01:02:20] Now,

[01:02:23] it's time for Jinchi.

[01:05:02] All right.

[01:05:12] Oh, what's my favorite nickname you call me?

[01:05:17] Hmm.

[01:05:19] Well, it's actually kind of funny that you asked, because I've been thinking about that for a while now.

[01:05:31] Yeah, nothing bad, I just was thinking about all of the cute nicknames I give you and you

[01:05:46] have a bunch for me and I thought, well, what are my favorites like you asked?

[01:05:58] I love all of the nicknames that you call me

[01:06:03] but there's just one thing

[01:06:07] really, really would love

[01:06:12] you could call me

[01:06:18] okay, well, I promise you will laugh

[01:06:23] no, I'm not even a kicker

[01:06:25] no, you swear?

[01:06:28] Okay, but you pinky promise, right here. Give me your pinky.

[01:06:36] Okay, now seal it with a kiss.

[01:06:41] Okay.

[01:06:44] Okay, um...

[01:06:47] Okay, I, uh...

[01:06:51] I want you to call me mommy.

[01:06:58] yeah well you know I just feel like I already baby you so much and I treat

[01:07:07] you like I feel like a mommy girlfriend so you might as well just you know

[01:07:15] call me mommy

[01:07:19] No, I don't think so.

[01:07:26] Alright, go.

[01:07:27] Okay.

[01:07:28] Okay.

[01:07:29] Alright.

[01:07:30] How did it go?

[01:07:31] Yeah.

[01:07:32] That was my whistle.

[01:07:33] Yeah, go.

[01:07:34] Go, go, go, go.

[01:07:35] She knows it.

[01:07:36] She knows the shit.

[01:07:37] I know.

[01:07:38] I know.

[01:07:39] I know.

[01:07:40] I know.

[01:07:41] I know.

[01:07:42] I know.

[01:07:43] I know.

[01:07:44] I know.

[01:07:45] I know.

[01:07:46] I know.

[01:07:47] I can't let you do it, I can't let you do it.

[01:08:10] You're going to be stuck here, you're going to be stuck here, this is how she wrote, this

[01:08:36] I don't know if you see, I would go for a choke here.

[01:08:43] I'm not a fan though, I don't know how to fan.

[01:08:59] I don't know, it's Pedro, Pedro, Pedro.

[01:09:00] All right.

[01:09:01] Don't feel me.

[01:09:02] Yeah, Pedro, so look, grab her leg close to you?

[01:09:04] Yep.

[01:09:04] And then pull her back.

[01:09:06] Rock her back, rock her back, like a baby.

[01:09:08] Like a baby.

[01:09:13] I'll hold her up with a slam right there.

[01:09:14] No, no, no, now that's not gonna happen.

[01:09:15] With your left hand, get the leg closest to you.

[01:09:18] Right.

[01:09:19] And then you're gonna, with your right arm,

[01:09:20] pull her back, Pedro, her into like a little baby,

[01:09:22] on her back.

[01:09:23] Hehehe.

[01:09:24] I'm gonna have that on me.

[01:09:26] Put her into the ground.

[01:09:28] That's what it is.

[01:09:28] and you walk her in there and you're having her back.

[01:09:31] Choco.

[01:09:33] Choco.

[01:09:36] Choco.

[01:09:38] Whew.

[01:09:40] There you go.

[01:09:42] And just choke her out.

[01:09:44] Take her and set up.

[01:09:46] You wait. You tap. You lost.

[01:09:48] You just lost.

[01:09:50] You got me.

[01:09:52] I don't want to piss someone down.

[01:09:54] Wow, man.

[01:09:56] You had to choke there and you can't what a gentleman

[01:10:25] Doesn't seem like a fair match

[01:10:26] here. Hey Alex, thank you for the four years. Hola, tips hat. Muchas gracias.

[01:10:33] I'll come back, mods, I'll remove my Vax, go and taco Zosi. Yes, like though, thank you boys.

[01:10:40] All right, we've got no further links chat, no further links, thank god.

[01:10:46] We do have a Assassin's Creed Black Flag reveal showcase coming up in like a little bit less than an hour.

[01:11:02] And then we have another Xbox IDN showcase later as well after that.

[01:11:09] So I have a couple of showcases today.

[01:11:12] But nothing that will stop us from taking back what is rightfully ours.

[01:11:20] Ain't that right, Delivers?

[01:11:23] Yes, they read three, four, five strong old scans.

[01:11:27] I don't remember, we had so many.

[01:11:29] But I felt a little bit short on the trading RNG with Obsidian yesterday.

[01:11:36] Let's see if we can squeeze in a more record before the showcases.

[01:11:57] I'm feeling we're very close with this little crunch that we've been doing.

[01:12:06] Pretty good.

[01:12:27] When you watch Black Flag at 1800, I literally just said it then.

[01:12:32] And it hasn't even been a single minute, you are so fucking retarded, and you need to stop watching TikToks.

[01:12:41] Oh, that shit.

[01:12:46] Oh, that shit, my man. But here we go.

[01:13:02] I

[01:13:23] Do any good stuff

[01:14:02] I'm here for everyone, man, I can't stand you no more!

[01:14:10] I need someone!

[01:14:12] Bye, sure!

[01:14:40] I'm Big Man Tyrone, love watching dirty videos!

[01:15:10] Bruce! Thank you!

[01:15:12] Thank you for sin. Have to get this shirt before the scalpers get me.

[01:15:21] You can't scalp!

[01:15:24] How many times do I have to say it?

[01:15:40] Well, it depends on your definition of scalp, I guess.

[01:15:46] It is limited, uh, for two weeks.

[01:15:55] So it's like time scalp- scalp-able, I guess, but that's not really scalp-able, right?

[01:16:10] That's what scalping is, Retard?

[01:16:14] No, scalping is when there's a limited stock.

[01:16:19] There's currently an unlimited stock until the timer goes out.

[01:16:31] Scalping is not reselling.

[01:16:34] Scalping is buying up the supply so that they have to buy it from you.

[01:16:38] they don't have to buy from you right now. Let's see what I'm saying.

[01:16:47] There's no store that runs out. There's no...

[01:16:53] Oh shit.

[01:17:08] So they buy fucking 20 shirts?

[01:17:13] No, I'm telling you, one guy bought for like 3,300, man.

[01:17:20] And that's way more than 20 shirts.

[01:17:22] Uh-oh, REEZHEARD ALERT, REEZHEARD ALERT, CLASS!

[01:17:38] Retard alert.

[01:17:51] All right, that's very nice. We get golden counts.

[01:17:56] Now we just need lava.

[01:18:38] I'm sure to write yesterday by waited until today to open it because today is my birthday

[01:18:57] Oh, it looks great and quality is actually decent for the price.

[01:19:02] anyway it's sponsored dono excuse me and sponsored dono

[01:19:09] yeah I mean it is literally in the top two bestsellers the shirt I picked and

[01:19:27] that's quality for the price right so obviously it is gonna be way better

[01:19:35] quality but you're gonna have to pay twice as much or even two and a half

[01:19:39] times as much right but for the price quality the highest user review right

[01:19:46] that's where the best center is based on the user experience is one of two

[01:19:50] shirts and it's a yeah I know this shirt

[01:19:53] what were you thinking minus twenty three

[01:19:56] ah

[01:20:00] ahhh

[01:20:03] ahhh

[01:20:06] can I go to your pain?

[01:20:08] Orson, Orson I'm your number one fan I can I stand your little

[01:20:11] not to give

[01:20:14] get this world record already so you can move on to playing roadblocks

[01:20:18] Speaking of Roblox, why is that game coming out?

[01:20:27] It's this month, right, in like four days or whatever.

[01:20:36] Like the Garry's Mod 2, that should have a lot of custom games, because I'm not gonna

[01:20:42] I enjoy those games where people make their own games, you know, like the dreams, walk

[01:20:54] with three custom games, you know, Roblox has the same concept, I guess.

[01:21:02] I did enjoy that.

[01:21:08] I have a very serious inquiry we need to discuss.

[01:21:12] It has come to my attention that some base received the premium

[01:21:16] his addition shirt. While I got the normie version

[01:21:20] I would like her to request a refund or an upgrade.

[01:21:28] Ah, alright, we'll see what we can do.

[01:21:32] We'll see what we can do.

[01:21:36] But I haven't... I don't know what this piss shirt is all about, I haven't seen it.

[01:21:45] But I urge people that have gotten defects that they don't want to use the...

[01:21:56] Hey, Ty, thank you.

[01:21:59] Thank you very much to use the support, uh...

[01:22:03] Let's talk about...

[01:22:04] ...to maintain with the purchase confirmation.

[01:22:06] ...shall we? It's like...

[01:22:08] It's shooting up, so it kind of like...

[01:22:10] It's a POV, it's like you down there...

[01:22:13] Hopefully this one doesn't fit like the old shirt.

[01:22:16] Back then I ordered my usual size,

[01:22:19] but I could fit into it twice.

[01:22:21] Now sizes, I guess, lulay.

[01:22:23] Yeah.

[01:22:26] And any sizes, they are a bit different for some reason.

[01:22:53] If there is ever a time to shoot yourself, it's now.

[01:22:57] I am unemployed and I just spent 57 euros on ugly shirts, Lulane.

[01:23:05] Thanks idiot.

[01:23:23] Alright, here we go.

[01:23:37] Looks good, looks good.

[01:24:19] day everyone will think I'm so pockets we're on what

[01:24:28] on non-uniform day there you are with a fucking private school or some shit

[01:24:49] Hey, hey, where's my entry, I got good stuff here.

[01:25:46] No love.

[01:26:16] I'm not sure how to do that.

[01:26:23] I'm not sure how to do that.

[01:26:30] I'm not sure how to do that.

[01:26:38] Alright, let's do this.

[01:28:08] Where?

[01:29:08] go go go

[01:29:10] you're so fucking dumb

[01:29:12] you're so fucking dumb

[01:29:14] thank you

[01:29:16] you helped me through a rough time

[01:29:18] i helped you through a rough time

[01:29:26] i wasn't trying to

[01:29:28] it just happened

[01:29:30] i think everybody's shared though

[01:29:38] I've got full food let's go

[01:30:38] One there, one there, anyone there?

[01:31:37] We got, is that two bashings?

[01:31:41] It is indeed.

[01:31:43] And I read about bashing behind me so this is,

[01:31:46] not super good here but

[01:31:53] I'm finding a fortress.

[01:32:07] fake gold, real gold

[01:32:59] I'm probably not going to get a Fortress here, but...

[01:33:26] YOLO SWAG for 20 blaze...

[01:33:29] Shit.

[01:33:33] Okay, this...

[01:33:35] This is really close.

[01:33:38] Wait, was the other bastion...

[01:33:40] a fake fortress?

[01:33:42] It was built in, I actually didn't see.

[01:33:44] It could have been a fake fortress, actually.

[01:33:48] Yeah, it has to be.

[01:33:50] If it's to my...

[01:33:53] I will see my left I guess.

[01:34:00] It's six. It has to be that one.

[01:34:06] It can be one or the other. Yeah, it's my left.

[01:34:12] I will just go around and work them in...

[01:34:18] To my left is a quadrant.

[01:34:23] There's a quadrant back, left, I'm gonna go back, right, I'm gonna go like 5 o'clock.

[01:34:30] I just hope that there's a fortress there.

[01:34:42] That in Swedish, yes, thank you.

[01:34:45] I was worried there for a second, sir.

[01:34:49] Thank you, hunters.

[01:34:53] Oh, we need to get those carrots, since we don't really have full food.

[01:35:10] We got no string, we got obsidian plants.

[01:35:28] Uh, well, alright, we're just gonna go 63 string.

[01:35:38] Yeah.

[01:35:39] We're gonna get a new male in the end.

[01:35:52] What the hell is going on?

[01:35:56] What the fuck is going on?

[01:36:07] Holy shit.

[01:36:12] Okay, we got some more.

[01:36:26] Okay, there is the fortress and we have to minus 54, minus 56, minus 50, minus 50, minus

[01:36:55] to six, we gotta go minus this direction, minus there, this direction here, is that,

[01:37:24] There's three fortress or bastions that we know of, or just that.

[01:37:28] We didn't get enough obsidian.

[01:37:31] That's it.

[01:37:35] What the fuck?

[01:37:44] that's a f**k

[01:38:44] All right.

[01:39:12] I can't find the right one.

[01:39:15] I'm fast here, it will be worth the wait.

[01:39:17] Force him.. force him.. force him..

[01:39:20] force him.. force him.. force him..

[01:39:22] force him.. force him.. force him..

[01:39:24] Thank you이었ude.

[01:39:26] Force him.

[01:39:30] I mean I don't know how you can tell so, why are you asking me?

[01:39:42] The ones who find are not by me, they are not for sure.

[01:40:12] It's not about that, it's about just...

[01:40:19] The YouTube is so strict with this shit and I had so much fucking like...

[01:40:24] The reason why the old YouTube channel got removed was because it was fucking...

[01:40:29] Ice is music, you know, and then we had a stream sniper fucking stream, or it was flagged

[01:40:35] with Ice is music, I guess.

[01:40:38] All the stream sniper shit that we have and not just PUBG but like every stream sniper game ever pretty much, right?

[01:40:48] So it's just a hassle to deal with that shit and the flag game and like I just like

[01:40:55] Just don't be a boyfriend

[01:40:57] The only reason today YouTube channel would be to do original content there. There's not like

[01:41:03] There's not gaining or like

[01:41:08] gaming related, but all that in a day, you know what I mean? Like, not streaming related.

[01:41:15] Because then you can might as well watch the bot on Twitch, right?

[01:41:19] Might as well.

[01:41:24] Vlogs.

[01:41:28] Vlogs about what?

[01:41:38] This is the latest reviews.

[01:41:55] I mean, yeah, podcast can be something, but I don't want to talk with people, so it's

[01:42:21] It's not something, right?

[01:42:25] Only people worth bringing on are like fucking influencers if you want to get into use of

[01:42:30] that shit, right?

[01:42:31] And I don't want to talk to you about this.

[01:42:36] Ah...

[01:42:37] What the fuck is my shit?

[01:42:42] Ah, is it under me?

[01:42:49] What the fuck is this?

[01:42:55] Huh?

[01:42:56] I am so confused.

[01:43:07] It's fake.

[01:43:14] Fortress.

[01:43:44] and double fortress.

[01:44:12] I don't really do run some shits.

[01:44:15] I don't run.

[01:44:19] I walk though.

[01:44:20] As I said, I won 30,000 steps today.

[01:44:42] That's six hours of walking there.

[01:44:54] Now, it was like four and a half, maybe.

[01:45:02] Maybe six hours for you.

[01:45:04] 4 to 4 and a half

[01:47:04] Wow, that was amazing.

[01:48:04] do cooking content bro i cook the same 4 meals every week

[01:48:26] Not every week, but on repeat, you know, every cycle.

[01:48:48] because obviously a week is more than four days

[01:49:18] I got your shiwai chair with yellow stain on the edge of the train, not piss, what should

[01:49:40] What should I do? Sadie, you should get the right of support ticket with the mail levels

[01:49:49] with your purchase confirmation and you will be sent a new one.

[01:49:59] Do it.

[01:50:00] Then you can use one for Comrag, and some of the others.

[01:50:27] new book review videos.

[01:50:32] Hmm, interesting.

[01:50:37] Well, I do have quite a few things outside of streaming that I do.

[01:50:43] Rebooks, cook healthy food,

[01:50:47] go swim in the ocean, go on four hour walks.

[01:50:52] the vlog lifestyle on editing that can't be too much effort

[01:51:22] Oh

[01:51:34] He thought it

[01:51:52] Can I get there?

[01:52:52] Can I get through to them kids?

[01:53:44] Oh

[01:54:14] Oh

[01:55:44] I'm going to put it in the fridge for a little bit.

[01:56:44] Lifelike is starting, Trim.

[01:56:54] All right.

[01:57:01] 3 minutes chat

[01:58:01] All right, fix it.

[01:58:11] Oh, this looks really good though, I used the intro screen here, right?

[01:58:25] That is sick, but that's just probably a looping, uh...

[01:58:35] If you notice a scent or slight discoloration, don't worry.

[01:58:39] Both will disappear after the first wash.

[01:58:44] Tad, you are retards that can't read.

[01:58:47] my loss. Let us drink on be mine.

[01:58:54] That was going to say that. Hello.

[01:58:56] All up to the one glass. Let us drink on be mine and be

[01:59:05] all grief to refrain. For we may or might never

[01:59:15] All meet here again.

[01:59:27] Rum tastes sweeter among friends, pirate.

[01:59:45] I thought you'd be done chasing fairy stories.

[02:00:03] Not yet.

[02:00:04] I'm a thanks man, how's it going to go, this is Bergman, welcome back, I'm Mark, I's there for you all, never had met me in a Quilla literal or a general ship, thank you boys.

[02:00:17] Hey, 11 years, today's the day, there you are, 11 years, what the shit.

[02:00:22] Mix of work in progress gameplay and any game so nice.

[02:00:52] but appear to be the devil.

[02:00:55] All men close to men.

[02:01:00] We're pirates, kid.

[02:01:02] We take as we please and become who we like.

[02:01:05] Well, that look, Dan, you...

[02:01:06] it's not who you are.

[02:01:08] Who am I then?

[02:01:11] You're a wander, Camway.

[02:01:13] You're a knight for this kind of work.

[02:01:17] There ain't work if you love it.

[02:01:22] All right, all right, all right.

[02:01:25] Hey, everyone.

[02:01:27] I have to say it is so good to be here.

[02:01:32] I played Edward Kenway more than a decade ago,

[02:01:35] and you know, he's one of those characters

[02:01:37] that never really needs you.

[02:01:39] Over the past months, we know that you've been waiting,

[02:01:42] and we know that you've heard things.

[02:01:44] And today, it is finally time to share your story

[02:01:47] with the rest of the world.

[02:01:49] And today, it is finally time to share with you what we've been working on.

[02:01:56] Assassin's Creed Black Flag Re-synced is a faithful remake of one of the most beloved

[02:02:01] Assassin's Creed games.

[02:02:03] It's totally rebuilt from the ground up with the latest version of the Anvil engine and

[02:02:07] enriched with lots of new additions.

[02:02:10] Re-synchronization with Edward's Journey and Memories.

[02:02:13] The same story, the same man, but elevated to a new level of immersion and realism to

[02:02:20] bring you one of the most thrilling swashbuckling pirate adventures.

[02:02:26] And I'm happy to say, Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinced will be released on July 9th,

[02:02:33] 2026.

[02:02:34] Kind of.

[02:02:35] Sorry that I expected.

[02:02:36] The first ever look at gameplay.

[02:02:40] that's been rebuilt, reimagined, and some behind the scenes stories. But enough of my

[02:02:46] talking, yeah? Let's just jump right in.

[02:02:55] Hello pirates, Matt Ryan here, the voice of Edward Kenway. And this is Assassin's Creed

[02:03:02] Black Flag Resinked.

[02:03:04] Thirteen years after the original, this remake brings the classic game back to life.

[02:03:10] Rebuilt from the ground up with the latest Anvil engine to deliver the most thrilling pirate adventure.

[02:03:18] All right, let's set sail.

[02:03:21] Dash my buttons! Your life seems a grand one, if I may say. So full of adventure!

[02:03:27] You play as Captain Edward Kenway, a rebellious scoundrel eager to make a name for himself

[02:03:34] in the pursuit of glory, freedom, and a search for a better life.

[02:03:39] Seen your face before!

[02:03:41] Huge mates with empires down in Nassau!

[02:03:45] Shut your bloody gobber, I'll fill it with shot, you hear me?

[02:03:49] Edward, is it?

[02:03:52] I

[02:03:58] Edward is drawn into their centuries old conflict with secret locations

[02:04:04] Legendary treasures at stake

[02:04:06] Along the way he joined the ice cube

[02:04:09] Pirates such as and Bonnie Charles Bane and Blackbeard

[02:04:15] With them he helps establish a short-lived lawless Republic following the pirate code

[02:04:21] and defying empires built on cruelty and greed together in their search for

[02:04:28] freedom power and riches they'll fight across a threat

[02:04:31] they are pirates I know not to be greedy or what

[02:04:35] to dense jungles untamed lands unbustling historical cities

[02:04:44] from the grandeur of Havana the thriving and wealthy jewel of the caribbean ruled

[02:04:49] by Templars to Kingston's bustling trade hub and NASA, the beating heart of the

[02:04:56] pirate republic. Each city offers a distinct atmosphere shaped by

[02:05:01] opportunities, conflicts. The Caribbean world reaches a new level of immersion

[02:05:07] and realism, powered by high-resolution textures, enhanced lighting,

[02:05:15] strikingly detailed environments and a new dynamic weather system even under

[02:05:25] water exploration is more expansive more beautiful and more perilous than ever

[02:05:30] before with seamless access to cities and locations the world feels truly alive

[02:05:40] creating the perfect backdrop for a life on the edge where freedom is

[02:05:48] earned and danger is never far away time to draw swords lads the combat

[02:05:57] system has been entirely reworked into an action oriented experience while

[02:06:03] wielding dual swords, pistols, and hidden blades. Every move now plays a specific role

[02:06:11] with faster, more fluid attacks and combos. Land a perfect parry to open up your target

[02:06:18] for an instant kill, then follow with up to four chain takedowns. Use walls, ledges and

[02:06:26] breakables to your advantage. Keep track of your opponents and use all your tools to

[02:06:32] level the play

[02:06:39] fight recklessly

[02:06:42] and you will be punished

[02:06:49] mastering your environment is key

[02:06:52] as you navigate through cities and I would know I haven't seen that again

[02:06:58] I mean I've seen whatever you could like so whatever but

[02:07:02] I don't play any games.

[02:07:06] Is it? No, it is better graphics, right?

[02:07:08] Because these graphics look pretty good.

[02:07:16] Way better.

[02:08:02] That's good.

[02:08:13] Root force.

[02:08:15] Of course, this wouldn't be a real pirate adventure without a ship.

[02:08:24] Hello Force.

[02:08:26] Please don't fall into a normie propaganda and play Black Planet.

[02:08:30] I fell into it a couple years ago like a retard and guess what, the game was 90% repetitive,

[02:08:37] machines and rest were alright.

[02:08:40] It's a game for unenjoyed Force.

[02:08:43] Jack door can conquer the high

[02:08:55] Yeah

[02:09:10] But if you were to play over the game

[02:09:13] play this than the original, right? It's never played the original.

[02:09:20] All of these are back and it's challenging, dangerous and exciting as ever.

[02:09:29] To reinforce your crew, three brand new officers make their entrance.

[02:09:34] Lucy Baldwin, The Padre, and Deadman Smith.

[02:09:38] The Padre!

[02:09:39] Each officer has a unique narrative questline that reveals their backstory.

[02:09:45] their trust to recruit them to your crew and benefit from their special gameplay abilities.

[02:09:50] Dead Man Smith, for example, unlocks a double shot from broadside weapons.

[02:10:06] Explore the Caribbean alongside your crewmates and trusty pet.

[02:10:11] That's right, you can now find a cat or monkey for the jackdaw.

[02:10:16] Engage and plunder other vessels.

[02:10:19] Steer through violent storms, road waves.

[02:10:25] All just soak up the sun, regaled by Shanti's new and old.

[02:10:31] For the wind is as long, and the winds don't blow,

[02:10:34] And it's time for us to leave her.

[02:10:38] Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resync offers a deeper, more immersive adventure that remains

[02:10:45] faithful to what players love, while enriching the experience with enhanced gameplay features

[02:10:51] and fresh quests and storylines, including ones for the officers you met earlier and

[02:10:57] just between you and me.

[02:10:59] New narrative arcs involving our old friends, Blackbeard and Steed, Defy Empires, and we

[02:11:07] and relive the era's explosive events

[02:11:10] amidst the ancient war between assassins and Templars

[02:11:14] in the ultimate pirate fantasy

[02:11:16] bold infamy and adventure await

[02:11:20] it's time to raise the Black Flag

[02:11:22] I don't know, I feel like the uh...

[02:11:25] the shit-fifth looks kind of lame

[02:11:27] hahahaha

[02:11:29] the Black Flag we set out to reconnect with the heart of Black Flag

[02:11:34] from the start, the intention was clear

[02:11:36] Thank you for all the faithful and rich experience, grounded in what players love.

[02:11:41] We've rebuilt the entire adventure using our latest Anvil Engine.

[02:11:45] Expect fully overhauled visuals, new additions that deepen its world,

[02:11:49] and enhanced gameplay both on land and at sea.

[02:11:52] Movement now flows more naturally from one action to the next,

[02:11:56] whether you're doing parkour across rooftops in Havana, or fighting on the docks.

[02:12:01] Parkour builds on the latest design improvements from recent Assassin's Creed games,

[02:12:05] while still keeping Edward's classic moves.

[02:12:08] Combat now offers a more dynamic swashbuckling experience,

[02:12:11] driven by precise parries and takedowns.

[02:12:14] Stealth gets its share of improvements, too,

[02:12:16] and the ability to crumple his fucking hand.

[02:12:18] They open up more tactical groups than all the other coaches,

[02:12:21] letting you shape the adventure the way you want.

[02:12:23] Naval gameplay also follows the same philosophy

[02:12:26] and offers more tactical options.

[02:12:27] It's about to cry.

[02:12:28] New officers are joining your crew with powerful abilities,

[02:12:31] while the Jackdaw's weapons can be upgraded with new modes

[02:12:34] to change up the fight. The scene now plays an active role in how you'll be challenged

[02:12:38] by the elements. Weather and waves will influence how your ship will handle while preserving

[02:12:42] the pace and freedom players remember. Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinced matters deeply to

[02:12:48] us and to you. That's why we took the time to rebuild it with the care it deserves. This

[02:12:53] remains a solo adventure and character driven experience. It is not an RPG. The focus stays

[02:13:00] on how you play and how you express your thoughts and as we grow in the game you are

[02:13:04] not dedicated workshops with our community these early player feedbacks played an important

[02:13:09] role in refining many of these elements here's a look at the most recent

[02:13:16] hello everyone we are here at the Liebertof Singapore studio where we invited some of our

[02:13:21] biggest Assassin's Creed fans to discover the remake of Assassin's Creed Black Flag

[02:13:26] They've had the opportunity to meet the devs, try the game, and share their valuable feedback with us.

[02:13:32] Here's what they had to say.

[02:13:37] I still can't believe that I can help the dev team to make the game better and improve it when it finally arrives.

[02:13:44] And part of that process, and Black Flag is my favorite game, so to be a part of that process is just awesome.

[02:13:51] It felt nice to be appreciated in that way, to give direct input about the game.

[02:13:57] The feedback with the dev team, they were very open as a dev team to take the criticism

[02:14:02] what you've pre-fixed, what's great.

[02:14:04] They even asked us more questions about it, so I love the curiosity that they show us,

[02:14:09] and it shows that they truly care about what they do.

[02:14:12] I'm just really excited to be back, like, with the addition of new audio lines and new

[02:14:16] dialogue and the new music.

[02:14:19] I'm super excited to actually help improve

[02:14:21] the staff experience for the game.

[02:14:23] I care about this game, this remake.

[02:14:26] When I heard rumors about this game,

[02:14:28] I just wanted to be involved in giving

[02:14:32] as much effective feedback as possible.

[02:14:37] Some of this work came directly from spending time

[02:14:40] with some of our core players early on.

[02:14:42] We had them play early builds and sat down with them

[02:14:45] to gather their honest feedback on the game.

[02:14:47] Tapping into the many things players expected of Black Flag Remake,

[02:14:50] from gameplay features to visual fidelity.

[02:14:53] This helped us refine some of our choices along the way.

[02:14:56] What was interesting was not only to gather that feedback,

[02:14:59] but to understand why players reacted this way.

[02:15:02] They were incredibly passionate about Edward,

[02:15:04] how he moves, how he reads on screen,

[02:15:06] even the details on his face.

[02:15:09] That led to deeper conversations.

[02:15:11] Together, we explored different approaches,

[02:15:13] tested ideas, challenged assumptions,

[02:15:16] and refined choices until the intent felt right again.

[02:15:19] The team's passion and commitment

[02:15:21] have driven every step of this journey,

[02:15:23] and we can't wait for you to see more

[02:15:25] of what we've been crafting.

[02:15:27] Oh, it really is so good to be back in this world.

[02:15:30] Now, I believe the Black Flag is one of those pirate adventures

[02:15:33] that never really left the player's minds.

[02:15:36] And it's also really special to be here today

[02:15:39] with some of the people who helped shape the game back then

[02:15:42] and who are bringing it back.

[02:15:43] Now, Azon, you were Creative Director on the original Black Flag,

[02:15:48] and Paul, you're the Creative Director on Resync,

[02:15:52] who's leading the vision of this remake today.

[02:15:54] Now, before we dive into what the game is now,

[02:15:57] I'll give you a break for a moment.

[02:16:00] So, when you started building Black Flag back in early 2012,

[02:16:05] 2012, how was the world imagined in the first place?

[02:16:09] I mean, what were the pillars that were there from day one?

[02:16:13] Well, from the very beginning, one of the key central corpillars was fluidity.

[02:16:18] Right? We really wanted the seamless experience, connecting movements, combats and navigation,

[02:16:25] all very naturally. And it was the same seamlessness that we were looking for between naval experience

[02:16:31] and the ground experience, because the other challenges we were facing was to merge actually

[02:16:35] two fantasies, being a pirate on one side and being an assassin on the other, without any friction.

[02:16:42] And the sea wasn't just addon, you know, to the ground experience.

[02:16:46] Naval gameplay was really a core pillar from day one.

[02:16:50] We also wanted a world that feels alive, right?

[02:16:54] Something that would react to the players always in motion.

[02:16:58] And it was very compelling to me to see other people, like Paul and his team,

[02:17:03] actually, to face the same challenges that we did face back in the days.

[02:17:07] And I think what helped them craft the game

[02:17:11] was that a lot of people involved in these things today

[02:17:15] were already part of the game, the original back then.

[02:17:18] Paul, so you were already a part of the team back then, right?

[02:17:22] So, you know, when you come back to a project,

[02:17:24] all the way from the original page,

[02:17:26] stayed non-negotiable from the original page,

[02:17:30] and apart from the fact that, you know, I'm Ken Wing.

[02:17:33] It's easier to remake when it is to make a new game and if you're going to remake, you're going to remake your best side, alright?

[02:17:43] That's what Foul Cards did. That's what we're doing right now.

[02:17:49] It costs like probably a 20th of making our first game.

[02:17:55] So it's a pretty good min-max.

[02:17:59] You mentioned before how collaborative the original game was, and can you talk about that, especially with Singapore?

[02:18:07] Yeah, absolutely. It was an absolute team effort back in the time, and I remember actually in 2012, when we first came here in Singapore, meeting Paul and the team to do what we do.

[02:18:18] The original has some good ideas. The original set up the game is repetitive bullshit. Well, that's what the donor said too, I haven't played it.

[02:18:25] preparatory work. And Montreal worked very closely with Singapore.

[02:18:29] I'm not a big A Assassin's Creed fan. I really only played Valhalla.

[02:18:35] Assassin's Creed 3 naval tech, that was developed, you know.

[02:18:38] And that was Geek and Grind, because that was like a level-up system. It was super

[02:18:46] grindy. It was different from other Assassin's games.

[02:18:48] And some major missions like the E3 demo that you worked on.

[02:18:53] Right. I'm excited to hear a real sense of continuity here, you know, not just in the game, but in the people making it.

[02:19:01] You know, one thing that the really shaped black flag for me was how dynamic the scenes felt coming back to it for Resync and shooting the mocap scenes in Toronto.

[02:19:15] The scenes just felt so dynamic.

[02:19:17] Sorry. I played on the same.

[02:19:22] What did I say? Did I say I was going to create a Santa's Creed Valhalla?

[02:19:26] So from the start, then it was a lot of discussion with Kamar, the director back then.

[02:19:32] We really wanted the scenes to feel alive, you know, we wanted characters moving, interrupting each other,

[02:19:38] exchanging objects, you know, and reacting physically.

[02:19:42] And it was like paid to win because they had like real life micro transactions for like

[02:19:50] XP to lose their shit.

[02:19:52] I was like what the fuck is this?

[02:19:54] How did you keep the spirit?

[02:19:56] Trust me, so I'm trying to push it further with all of today's amazing technology.

[02:20:01] There are many ways but to carry on the spirit of Black Flag we always remembered one thing,

[02:20:05] to rebuild the game with the original pillars in mind.

[02:20:08] John Spillers and the original Core Team Spillers.

[02:20:10] But the most important thing was the story.

[02:20:12] Every single small one in the game...

[02:20:14] Yeah, pay to win the game. That's so fucking absurd.

[02:20:17] ...especially the facial animations.

[02:20:19] But that's important because that's the soul of the game.

[02:20:21] What the fuck?

[02:20:22] You men are the parliots of Charleston.

[02:20:27] And I would profit better by using your organs for chum

[02:20:31] and your bones for...

[02:20:32] ...shard.

[02:20:36] By Christ!

[02:20:38] You know, when you add new things...

[02:20:41] I can assume that when people say that it's 90% repetitive and talk about side missions and stuff.

[02:20:48] But if you only play through the main storyline...

[02:20:51] So when you played it, what did you feel?

[02:20:55] Is it good?

[02:20:55] Well, actually, I felt like playing Black Flag was not even noticing where the original end was ending.

[02:21:03] And when the new content was coming through, I was talking about...

[02:21:06] Main story knows this is not a really important...

[02:21:10] Hey Cobra, maybe there is a search in the merchant.

[02:21:14] Do underwear merch next?

[02:21:16] Underwear merch?

[02:21:18] Does this belong here with Edward?

[02:21:20] We'll tie the whiteies,

[02:21:22] boxers,

[02:21:23] BORA, G-Strings...

[02:21:26] How do you say it?

[02:21:27] We all know no remake is complete without additional content.

[02:21:30] So we have added brand new chapters and brand new missions to the game,

[02:21:34] including a brand new scene with Edward's wife Caroline that's written by Dabi himself.

[02:21:38] Yeah, I remember playing that scene.

[02:21:41] John, so like there's something, I don't know, there's something deeper in Black Flag than just

[02:21:48] like pirate freedom, you know, and it's closely tied to the character of Edward.

[02:21:54] Yes, absolutely. We really wanted to...

[02:21:56] All right, self-glaze in the sky.

[02:21:59] That freedom without structure doesn't mean you're going to be able to work with yourself.

[02:22:05] He thinks everything will be granted, you know, that's the good life, plundering, etc.

[02:22:10] But then in the end you realize that you lost all your friends, right?

[02:22:14] And so this is very important because it grows into someone that understands his own responsibilities

[02:22:21] and that makes him, like you said, very human.

[02:22:24] Yeah, yeah, and that's exactly what I really leaned into coming back to the character after, you know, more than a decade, you know, it's the same Edward, but there seem to be like, for me personally, you know, from the scenes that were written kind of, as I said, more dynamism, but also there's a certain kind of weight to Edward's journey, you know.

[02:22:44] I guess that with Black Flag Resync, there are some really kind of important decisions to make, why Paul, and how did you approach those?

[02:22:52] So Matt, with Resync, we made a clear choice. It is a pure story driven adventure and we

[02:22:58] are fully focused on Elvis adventures in the Caribbean. As a result of this focus, we have

[02:23:03] elected to not have multiplayer and not have the DLC. However, Resync is built from the

[02:23:08] ground up with new story, new content and new systems. But we are staying true to its

[02:23:13] action adventure roots. Resync is a 20 and a 6 tape on the original legend and for those

[02:23:19] of us were curious, the original was still available.

[02:23:22] Thank you.

[02:23:23] Thank you.

[02:23:24] It was the modern day, right?

[02:23:26] That played a really specific role in Black Flag when it was released.

[02:23:30] So can you explain how it fit the franchise back then?

[02:23:34] So, you know, back then in 2013, the present day reflected where the franchise was at.

[02:23:40] It was a transition moment, especially with Desmond's story and what it meant at the

[02:23:45] time.

[02:23:46] Now with Resync, I think there were some changes were needed.

[02:23:50] That's right. Today, the modern day has evolved.

[02:23:52] For Black Flag Resync, we have approached it in a way that focuses on Edwards' journey

[02:23:56] while still connecting his memories to the elements.

[02:23:59] The modern day risks in Black Flag Resync

[02:24:02] will feature new moments that focus on Edwards' internal struggles.

[02:24:05] There's also something about Black Flag that I feel that...

[02:24:10] I don't know, people still crave what the game brought, you know?

[02:24:14] You know what? I think it's because it's a game full of life.

[02:24:17] Yes, there is danger and violence, but everything takes place under the bright Caribbean sky.

[02:24:24] You know, palm trees, seas, movement, it's very generous in a sense.

[02:24:29] And that sense of escapism has always been part of the game, and I feel it's very relevant in 2026.

[02:24:36] Yeah, yeah, totally. And the other thing that the people I feel never forget,

[02:24:41] certainly I never had is the music. Absolutely man, it's the music especially the sea shanties.

[02:24:48] The sea shanties in particular have always been part of Blackflex identity. For recent,

[02:24:52] we have kept the shanties that everybody loves but we have also added new shanties that are connected

[02:24:58] to the story. So today we'd like to reveal a collaboration with an artist that deeply connected

[02:25:09] to the Assassin's Creed franchise. And this artist has a special place in my heart because of his

[02:25:14] work on Assassin's Creed Revelations. Woodkit. Woodkit. Oh, cool, cool. That's great.

[02:25:22] Hey everyone, Woodkit here. I'm in my studio in Paris now and I have great news for you.

[02:25:28] I'm back in the Assassin's Creed franchise this time for Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinct.

[02:25:35] You know, the world of Assassin's Creed has been very important for me and very linked to my career.

[02:25:41] It started like 15 years ago or something.

[02:25:44] And this time, I'm very excited about what we've done.

[02:25:49] I know that Assassin's Creed Black Flag is a game that's very important to all of you.

[02:25:54] It's a game about escapism, about rebellion, about exploration.

[02:25:59] and these are themes that are very, very important for my work.

[02:26:02] You know, I've explored these themes a lot in my music.

[02:26:06] So I won't say too much, but I can't wait for you to hear what I've done

[02:26:11] for Assassin's Creed Black Flag Rethink.

[02:26:15] Having him return to the franchise,

[02:26:17] especially for Black Flag Rethink, means a lot to the team.

[02:26:20] We've been working on a nearly reimagined track,

[02:26:23] specifically for Black Flag Rethink,

[02:26:25] and can't wait for you guys to hear it.

[02:26:26] Yeah, right. And you know, music is just one of those things that the people remember long after they stop playing.

[02:26:33] I mean, I did the Sea Shanties, I still playing my car now from time to time, you know, and this this this team means a lot to you.

[02:26:41] And we know that. Absolutely. This game means a lot to me.

[02:26:46] And I'm not saying that just because you guys are here, just working on a game takes me back to 2012.

[02:26:51] And we all want the game to be the best it can be.

[02:26:53] And we really hope that you guys will enjoy playing it.

[02:26:55] Yeah, so you entered the Animus for real.

[02:26:57] That's right.

[02:26:58] I mean, what a great thing, right, to come back to something, you know, more than a decade

[02:27:04] after, you know, and get to revisit and rebuild and reimagine this wonderful world.

[02:27:11] It's just been such a pleasure for me and I thank you guys for bringing me back.

[02:27:16] Before we wrap this up, I've got a little surprise for you, all right.

[02:27:21] This is something pretty awesome I saw it today for the first time and I love it.

[02:27:27] So here we have an Assassin's Creed Black Flag Re-synced Collector's Edition.

[02:27:33] It's so awesome and inside is a really stunningly well-crafted figurine of Edward Kenway sitting

[02:27:40] there slugs like me really.

[02:27:43] Why the heck do you have to look in there and see it?

[02:27:46] They invented it.

[02:27:47] really well and inside there's a notebook with all of like 10 ways diary entries and journeys about all of his adventures and there's also a brooch and a cloth mat and then some goodies in there for everyone so this one is really cool it's the first time I've seen it today and if you guys like it then you can have to get your own because this one's mine.

[02:28:08] You deserve it.

[02:28:09] Thank you.

[02:28:10] You're welcome to take it.

[02:28:11] Yeah, thank you very much.

[02:28:12] Thank you.

[02:28:13] We can't wait for you to live or relive this thrilling pirate adventure with

[02:28:19] Assassin's Creed Black Flag Re-Sync that will launch on July 9th, 2026 I just

[02:28:26] want to say thank you for all being with us today and we cannot wait for you to

[02:28:30] experience it yourselves. Cheers!

[02:28:34] Cheers!

[02:28:43] You should play it first, the original, see if it's better.

[02:28:48] I am not that interested in figuring out which game is better if I'm playing or not playing

[02:28:57] this one probably.

[02:29:02] Why would I play the old one?

[02:29:06] I'm not saying that it's worth playing the new one, if you play the old one I'm saying

[02:29:10] but if you have not played any of them, you should just play the new one, right?

[02:29:13] It's like a no-brainer, kind of. It's kind of like a no-brainer, all right? We got another

[02:29:19] half hour before the next showcase, so surely we have time to get that record.

[02:29:25] Life is pepper hands, thank you, man. Casketback, homosexual, welcome back.

[02:29:29] Teiro Diamond, Verbaticus, Winchester, Scooch, welcome back.

[02:29:35] You start right on a Cajin boat max powering Juno. Thank you. Welcome back. Welcome back

[02:30:05] But yeah, I don't know what's new, they had a little different gameplay for the sake of

[02:30:18] immersion and combat a little bit different and graphics revamped and a new storyline

[02:30:29] That's what I understood.

[02:30:34] Alright, I can use sides to align.

[02:30:39] Whatever that means.

[02:30:42] Next showcase in 30 minutes.

[02:30:59] Let's talk about forcing the camera angle for a minute, shall we?

[02:31:04] It's shooting up, so it's kind of like the POP is right down there.

[02:31:09] Thank you, Gosmi.

[02:31:13] Suckin'.

[02:31:29] the

[02:31:56] I'm

[02:32:18] I don't see it.

[02:32:28] I don't have sling to get three from the golem.

[02:32:39] We need a portal or bust or we can go down here actually.

[02:33:04] I should just go down here.

[02:33:29] I'm not sure how to do this.

[02:33:36] Very good.

[02:33:38] Very good.

[02:33:40] Yay!

[02:33:41] The cheese.

[02:33:42] Here's a stillage, thank you!

[02:35:29] Oh shit, I don't know if I can bolt.

[02:35:36] You can't make a bolt out of this wood, right?

[02:35:49] Bruh, I aint doing enough bashing.

[02:36:00] I've been lied to.

[02:37:05] Okay, this could be good.

[02:37:20] Pretty good, good.

[02:37:27] What the fuck?

[02:38:34] forces literally Ibrahim al-Waad Ibrahim Ali al-Badri

[02:39:34] here we go i'm about to make myself retarded

[02:39:53] I knew it was the first flower!

[02:40:08] You must earn a real, but that's part of the process.

[02:40:11] You must return for your sins of being a juicer.

[02:40:23] And how long will it be selling the shirts for?

[02:40:33] One more week.

[02:40:34] I should put it in there you go seven days and then I'm crawling out of your TV and fisting

[02:41:03] your ass.

[02:42:03] I can't get your shirt in the next seven days.

[02:42:19] Does that mean I'll have to pay a scalper twice the price for it?

[02:42:24] I don't know, man.

[02:42:28] maybe people wanted like mugs and stuff and whatnot

[02:42:58] Maybe we set up like an average green shop with one design if you didn't get this

[02:43:06] It's an additional one.

[02:43:33] Why don't you wear armor and you find on chest? Wouldn't it create more damage?

[02:43:38] I do wear legs and chest, but it's not worth picking up the helmet or the boots.

[02:43:53] Because boots want to keep freeze, we can fast equip a Soul Speed Boot if you find it.

[02:44:03] And if you don't find anything for the bashing, you might find gold bars which you will then

[02:44:09] make into a helmet, because you don't want to make boots, because you want to replace

[02:44:13] the boots.

[02:44:14] If so, with a sole sand boot, if you find that, so it's better to make the helmet for

[02:44:22] one more gold bar.

[02:44:23] I'll leave that slot open.

[02:44:25] Because it's kind of hard to unequip an equip in this game, you have to actually drag it over, you can't just shift click it if you have an item equipped already.

[02:44:36] So it's annoying to do fast, that's why I don't do it.

[02:44:40] and the end is amigos but you will never replace the chest or pants really so just put on the

[02:44:54] I don't really know how much less damage you take, but probably worth it.

[02:45:54] I'm stuck, Brad!

[02:46:10] Now we're gonna open the Brain Rot pack.

[02:46:14] At 4000 shirts sold, we'll open the Brain Rot pack.

[02:46:20] Speedrunning is hard, but I am hard.

[02:46:24] I'm going to fall off even.

[02:46:44] Flashy.

[02:46:45] Hello.

[02:46:46] Hello there, Mr. Force.

[02:46:48] Hello.

[02:46:49] Thanks for many years of entertainment.

[02:46:50] Many years?

[02:46:51] You're welcome anyway.

[02:46:52] Thank you for your lowest value, sir.

[02:47:15] And

[02:47:45] I wish I had known, Nokia Engage, please don't hurt me, Nokia Engage, now I go to God, Nokia

[02:48:04] Engage, it never ends, Nokia Engage, they can see me, Nokia Engage, I paid the price,

[02:48:14] look here and then

[02:48:17] I don't know what the fuck I said

[02:48:24] look to engage

[02:48:26] Where's that fucking door it's from?

[02:48:53] Ah, okay.

[02:49:10] Desperate times go for desperate measures!

[02:49:23] oof this one went good i think we have 4 bashings here

[02:49:33] lets go down to 11 here and see

[02:49:45] come on college boy

[02:49:50] I'm about to...

[02:50:20] That was that. That's better.

[02:50:25] We have the trows up. We have the trows up. We have the trows up. We have the trows

[02:50:34] We are the troll of nots, we are the troll of nots, we are the troll of nots!

[02:51:34] You fucking retards! All of you!

[02:52:00] Mustache, oh, thank you, man.

[02:52:06] It's a bee.

[02:52:08] Mustache.

[02:53:00] I'm here, Salam.

[02:53:07] You are the problem!

[02:53:16] We have a trove! No! Force in! We have a trove! No! Force in! We have a trove! No! Force in! We have a trove! No!

[02:53:30] We do have a problem.

[02:53:39] Alright, we gotta dig straight down there.

[02:53:46] now we go, real big 16 months

[02:54:02] Just barely, barely, barely time here for an extra case.

[02:54:14] I think it was this direction.

[02:54:29] Okay.

[02:55:15] like if you didn't spend your money donating this garbage to afford an

[02:55:21] iPhone or that

[02:55:27] you're only yourself to blame

[02:55:35] well we get so many bashings or we get no bashings it's so fucking terrible

[02:55:45] One with three bashings here again.

[02:55:53] Oh shit, there are fortresses to them. Okay, that's good. Where the fuck am I?

[02:56:05] I've got food. Where's the bashing?

[02:56:07] Did he fucking... no?

[02:56:14] Wait, 54?

[02:56:19] I ain't digging through that.

[02:56:21] I know where I'm digging through that.

[02:56:23] I ain't no fucking way.

[02:56:27] Okay, I see it.

[02:56:29] Okay, okay, I won't chill.

[02:56:31] We got it, we got it.

[02:56:32] I won't show him.

[02:57:02] No risks.

[02:57:05] Wait, it's this way, right?

[02:57:12] Yeah, okay.

[02:57:15] Remember the direction?

[02:57:17] Because we're gonna have to pause here for the showcase, you know that?

[02:57:21] This is gonna be a long one.

[02:57:23] Damn, there's so much food in this chest.

[02:57:25] I need to go sometimes.

[02:57:27] Okay, nice.

[02:57:30] I got Street Fighter in combo nice I couldn't move because there's a pig behind him

[02:57:45] I couldn't move because a pig juggling me to the front and then to in the to in

[02:57:51] from on the back journey to the front and it was impossible. I didn't fall, I jumped

[02:58:01] out because that's where the fucking goal is. I know exactly where the goal is. I didn't

[02:58:07] fall in there, I intentionally went there. They weren't visible until I was hoppin'

[02:58:12] that is stupid that was just unlucky chat let's be honest we can have a look if

[02:58:21] it was real gold or not though in the fashion that could be important

[02:58:29] information

[02:58:42] Let's see.

[02:58:46] Fade gold on the first one.

[02:58:51] Real gold on the second one.

[02:59:01] Top is built in.

[02:59:04] Which means we're very unlikely to get obsidian.

[02:59:10] it was most likely dead but there was a chance if we weren't so unlucky this is

[02:59:19] built into so curves don't do much here

[02:59:25] you have to stay around here

[02:59:28] Alright, I like it with the triple Street Fighter pig combo.

[02:59:44] and that's unfortunate

[03:00:03] thirty seconds

[03:00:44] Crazy

[03:00:59] The idea

[03:01:04] Hey one long scrub all right. Thank you kids founder flexion. Thank you

[03:01:08] right now hello and welcome to the ideate xbox spring 2026 showcase powered by hi

[03:01:17] baker and these fabulous individuals here with me are alan night and alley

[03:01:22] expert hey guys well the idea that xbox showcase is all about celebrating some incredible upcoming

[03:01:28] indie games that you'll soon be able to play on xbox and pc and soon could mean months or weeks

[03:01:33] or it could mean near minutes from now so if you're looking for something new to play stay alert

[03:01:38] your next favorite game could be lying in wait to get the drop on you without any warning.

[03:01:44] Yeah, except you just told them. But don't worry, there's plenty of surprises in store and maybe a

[03:01:48] few jump scares as well. That's right, we're kicking things off with a block of trailers for games

[03:01:53] with spooky, scary, and otherwise threatening auras. Up first, coming to Xbox Game Pass,

[03:01:58] there are no ghosts at the grant. But I'm pretty sure there are ghosts in this game.

[03:02:02] Shhh! Spoilers!

[03:02:04] Sorry.

[03:02:13] Hey, I'm Chris.

[03:02:15] A few weeks ago, I inherited this beautiful English hotel from a father I never really knew.

[03:02:21] But even though we never met, I must have met something to him because he left me this.

[03:02:29] It's a bit of a fixer-upper, for sure, but, you know...

[03:02:32] Why is he praised using super high tech sci-fi equipments?

[03:02:55] I'm not who I say I am. There's something else I need to do here. Something hidden.

[03:03:03] I'm not here to renovate and decorate. I'm here to investigate. And to help me, I've got a talking cat.

[03:03:11] You're the one. You're the one. That's all.

[03:03:13] I?

[03:03:14] And a set of power tools. That also talks.

[03:03:18] Well, hello there. I am Robert C. McBrushy.

[03:03:23] That looks like beautiful to do some renovation.

[03:03:26] Please use.

[03:03:27] Can I help you with that?

[03:03:29] Yeah.

[03:03:31] I use smartphones, yes.

[03:03:33] So by dang, I play the part.

[03:03:35] They only use science when it's convenient.

[03:03:39] When it's not convenient, then...

[03:03:41] I'll search every corner of the game.

[03:03:43] Then it's blasphemy, right?

[03:03:45] It's literally propaganda that the church was always anti-science, bro, are you retarded?

[03:04:15] trees believe the earth is 6000 years old

[03:04:24] they refuse to believe scientific evidence

[03:04:36] in the current year, alright, not back in the day, in the current year

[03:04:41] they think the earth is 6000 years

[03:04:45] I can feel the clock ticking in my hand and the hour is going by.

[03:04:51] One by one.

[03:04:53] My days are numbered.

[03:05:12] Perhaps you've seen it.

[03:05:14] Maybe in a dream, a sea deep within the mind. It is called the vapor world.

[03:05:23] What is this?

[03:05:25] This guy is Ligma.

[03:05:27] Where am I?

[03:05:29] As the dreamers say, Thorough becomes the beast, built the prison.

[03:05:51] And you, what is it you chase?

[03:05:58] This place.

[03:06:13] It's a matter of area.

[03:06:14] Welcome, the last awakened one.

[03:06:21] Looks like the Bloodborne Mentor Vagam.

[03:06:41] Bro, that was really Bloodborne-inspired.

[03:07:11] It's layer 111.

[03:07:33] But first, let me take a note here in range.

[03:08:01] Let's see, let's see.

[03:08:03] The winner gets Nokia in Bage.

[03:08:06] Or as Bruce Lee would say, Nokia in Bage.

[03:08:11] Everybody in Uganda knows Nokia in Bage.

[03:08:14] My life is Nokia in Bage.

[03:08:16] All I dream about is Nokia in Bage.

[03:08:31] Oh, I dreamed about this point.

[03:08:40] Mistfall Hunter.

[03:08:41] Looks like a multiplayer game, though.

[03:09:01] Next, we've got three upcoming games that have three drastically different experiences all about exploring alien planets first

[03:09:08] Here's a closer look at brand new gameplay for Starseeker Astro near explanations heading to Xbox Game Passu

[03:09:31] of

[03:09:56] Hello?

[03:10:20] That wasn't in my head. There is something here.

[03:10:26] I lost contact with Dr. Montclair.

[03:10:50] Survive on an unshartered planet, find each other, in a way she's that strong, she can

[03:11:06] I'm not alone.

[03:11:09] I'm not alone.

[03:11:12] It's talking to me.

[03:11:16] It's talking to me.

[03:11:19] It's talking to me.

[03:11:22] It's talking to me.

[03:11:25] No.

[03:11:28] Oh, no.

[03:12:01] me

[03:12:16] What the f***ing font

[03:12:18] of

[03:12:31] love song

[03:12:52] I had some witness-looking puzzles in there.

[03:13:03] Finally, Albion Online is coming to console.

[03:13:10] Look back graphics.

[03:13:12] What's that glowing crypt thing?

[03:13:17] Sorry, the crypt thing.

[03:13:19] That's a quick look.

[03:13:21] What about the script?

[03:13:26] Open on a mysterious crypt thing.

[03:13:31] A world of incredible environments.

[03:13:35] A heart-stopping combat.

[03:13:39] Against unyielding enemies.

[03:13:42] Give a few souls a life!

[03:13:51] Oh, point.

[03:13:52] One rift plate, please.

[03:13:54] Take this.

[03:13:55] And this.

[03:13:57] This place has everything!

[03:14:04] Can we get back to the channel?

[03:14:09] Hunt, dangerous animals.

[03:14:11] Watch out!

[03:14:12] Travel, exotic land.

[03:14:14] Exploring, Cathy.

[03:14:16] I'm exploring.

[03:14:18] Deskwap.

[03:14:20] I quit.

[03:14:24] Agents.

[03:14:26] So I told him at least my holy star is a tear for

[03:14:33] Care for jokes

[03:14:37] Farewell old me. I am now

[03:14:41] Valca the glaive wheel down

[03:14:47] Thank you friends. We're not friends for showing me true read

[03:14:52] A faction battle! Shall we, comrades?

[03:15:09] I'll be online. Tell your story.

[03:15:14] On Xbox.

[03:15:15] This is not how Albion looked like before this is fucking

[03:15:45] That was a look at Alvian Online which hits Xbox Series X-Trailer.

[03:15:55] It's already on PC and it's pre-applied and with the upcoming Dragon expansion it'll

[03:16:00] be bigger than ever.

[03:16:02] Don't miss Alvian Online.

[03:16:03] I liked that one, that was a funny trailer, they were going to pull it out of the hat.

[03:16:08] I miss everything in the trailer so you don't have to see the game.

[03:16:15] I get it now.

[03:16:22] It doesn't have vampires in it.

[03:16:29] Oh, pfft.

[03:16:32] Spoiler alert.

[03:16:37] Doesn't have vampires in it.

[03:16:40] That's the whole point.

[03:16:59] Is it like, is he just playing the spider combat or...

[03:17:25] It kinda looks like it in the UI.

[03:17:30] There's Shuffle System.

[03:17:50] I'm sure it's decent.

[03:17:55] finally on top of their their slop right they know what's up

[03:18:25] There's a lot of things going on in this game, what the fuck am I watching?

[03:18:39] zombies versus robots into fucking this guy into

[03:18:57] echo generation 2 that means that the first one sold not copies to justify a

[03:19:04] a sequel. That shit's impressive.

[03:19:20] Tears of Mitham.

[03:20:04] That was a look at the hack and slash roguelite tears of metal which will be coming day one

[03:20:12] to Xbox Game Pass very soon.

[03:20:14] In the meantime, if you didn't catch it, Vampire Crawlers is out today.

[03:20:18] But seriously, be careful.

[03:20:19] If it's anything like Vampire Survivors, it's going to derail whatever else you hope to

[03:20:24] accomplish this week.

[03:20:25] Hey, speaking of games, the April Humble Choice Lecture is one of the best ever.

[03:20:28] We're talking games like Assassin's Creed Valhalla, Damon X Machina, Titanic Scion,

[03:20:33] The Lord of the Rings returned to Moria and so much Moria.

[03:20:36] Head to HumbleBundle.com and get playing today.

[03:20:39] And also be sure to check out the other video that will feature amazing games like The Invincible,

[03:20:44] Death of the Red Robi, and the Mart.

[03:20:46] That ends May 1st, so act fast and get yours at HumbleBundle.com.

[03:20:50] Up next, we're taking a look at some fun games that you can play with friends.

[03:20:53] You want to squad up for this one?

[03:20:55] No.

[03:20:56] Okay, well, let's at least say this in unison.

[03:20:58] One, two, three.

[03:21:00] Here's a look at Crash Out Crew.

[03:21:02] right here on the I.D. at Xbox Spring Showcase, powered by IGN!

[03:21:06] That was weird!

[03:21:07] Yeah, let's not do that again.

[03:21:11] They will do it again.

[03:21:13] Yeah, I guess.

[03:21:14] I'll leave them all, Sven and Snooze.

[03:21:15] I'll see you on the next video, boys.

[03:21:17] I'll see you to prepare you after 27 months.

[03:21:20] Next month, I'll come back.

[03:21:21] It's okay.

[03:21:25] Does anyone actually full-clip certified here?

[03:21:28] No.

[03:21:29] Okay, cool.

[03:21:30] Oh, you take Jerry, and two blueberries.

[03:21:33] OK.

[03:21:33] I got it.

[03:21:34] He's still down, down, down.

[03:21:35] Are you fucking?

[03:21:36] You guys all fucking?

[03:21:38] Do you take the top?

[03:21:40] Oh, no, no, no.

[03:21:41] Yeah.

[03:21:41] Oh!

[03:21:42] We're dead.

[03:21:43] I have a lot of men to watch out for.

[03:21:45] Who's on sale?

[03:21:47] Seven.

[03:21:48] Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[03:21:50] Ah!

[03:21:50] I'm just gonna take it.

[03:21:53] Oh!

[03:21:55] Diddy!

[03:21:57] Oh.

[03:21:58] Oh, she's on us!

[03:21:59] Firebeam, firebeam.

[03:22:01] Okay, it's immediately very fast.

[03:22:03] Ahh!

[03:22:07] Oh, it's hot, it's hot, it's hot, it's hot.

[03:22:10] Oh, man, we're so close!

[03:22:13] Oh, no!

[03:22:15] Oh, no, we're so close!

[03:22:29] This is the peak depths. Was it landfault games? Didn't look like it.

[03:22:40] What happened to you?

[03:22:44] You know that, uh, French Lop trail.

[03:22:59] I play this, I heard there's a new DLC or something, or a full-fledged map, one new.

[03:23:24] You did it when it came out.

[03:23:31] New maps, Clural.

[03:23:34] That was a good game.

[03:23:38] Ah, maybe it's just that it's going to game pass.

[03:23:53] Just seeing these past us variations.

[03:24:23] Oh, I think we played this next wave.

[03:24:30] 90 card games, 5 ways, top games, and one bad guy telling me to play them, turn this

[03:24:37] off for a cent-turn in all of them.

[03:24:40] 90 card games, 5 ways, card games, a lot like that, how to play them.

[03:24:46] Here's a puzzle game man. This was very too easy for me though

[03:25:16] I

[03:25:26] Hey fall guys

[03:25:38] To be fall guys

[03:25:46] Looks like a hot steamer for game.

[03:26:15] and there is the green side of it

[03:26:45] a brand-new gameplay for Crash Out Crew coming to Xbox Game Pass. Escaping from the army,

[03:26:51] too, which is also coming to Game Pass. TOTOPIA, which just got a surprise console announcement,

[03:26:56] and RV There Yet, which is coming to Game Pass, getting brand new DLC, and has possibly

[03:27:02] the greatest title in the history of anything. RV There Yet. RV, gonna see more games coming

[03:27:08] up? The answer is yes. I'm just gonna ignore whatever it is you're doing over there, and

[03:27:13] Up next we've got a pair of over-the-top blockbuster action games that you won't want to miss. Check them out!

[03:28:13] I should follow you for the rest of eternity.

[03:28:23] Fuck that is nuts.

[03:28:31] Ask me how long it's been four years.

[03:28:33] Where's the first level?

[03:28:35] Thank you sir.

[03:28:37] It's not controlling I'm here with the camera speed.

[03:28:44] I'm playing Assassin's Creed on July 9th and I'm a real man so I don't plan out for

[03:29:03] I don't have time

[03:29:06] Let's see what's up

[03:29:33] home base. You bring back resources to it, share it with your friends, and get to craft

[03:29:38] new gear and tools to further explore. Certain tools will be crucial for your advancement.

[03:29:44] Like this hammer, that can break through rusty metal bars, but there will be plenty of other

[03:29:49] tools. You'll be killing monsters, bosses, solving puzzles, looting, treasure hunting,

[03:29:56] adventure yourselves through the dark places. But I invite you to get deeper into connecting

[03:30:01] to the dungeon because it's full of symbols and hidden mysteries. I like to think that

[03:30:06] some of you might not just want to find all the hidden treasures you're looking for, but

[03:30:11] also to crawl this dungeon in reverse, allowing yourselves to connect to the story and find

[03:30:16] other ways of finishing the game. I'm looking forward to see you all making the most powerful

[03:30:22] meal of all the deep dish pizza later this year in fall 2026

[03:30:35] this is interesting the idexbox showcase right here on igm thanks for hanging with us you just

[03:30:40] saw brand new gameplay for deep dish dungeon coming to xbox game pass but this is all right thank you

[03:30:45] I didn't ship it myself, only the ones who come stay, comes from my house.

[03:31:02] This guy on the right looks like, uh, what's his name?

[03:31:06] You might think the most important part of the game is this thing that you're trying to

[03:31:12] find monsters.

[03:31:13] But here in Palahpuri, our heroes are only as strong as their last name.

[03:31:19] That's where I could make the meals.

[03:31:23] I pair the flasks and the magic and abilities they need, powering up our caretakers for

[03:31:30] their ventures into the wild.

[03:31:32] That's admirable.

[03:31:33] There we go.

[03:31:34] Thank you. That was a good one.

[03:31:39] Adner-a-Bull.

[03:31:56] I haven't had a cozy game in a while.

[03:32:04] They also bring back monstrous ingredients from the wilds, which helps me unlock new recipes,

[03:32:10] preparing them for the dangers ahead. It might seem a bit bleak outside the wall,

[03:32:17] but we're all in this fight to get back. Each of us brings our own unique skills and

[03:32:22] flavors to the table. It takes a village to save the world. It looks like it's going to take hours.

[03:32:30] clever name but I don't know about mixing those genres that's a real fucking

[03:32:40] and still be sloped by the beast's droid

[03:32:52] Hey, wage cap simulator

[03:33:03] I tricked! I think we're 100 months, huh?

[03:33:06] I think so, it's 100 for some reason

[03:33:10] That's a lot of nams, pushing that name, box to the limit, 9 to 5.

[03:33:39] thanks for rocking with us, you're watching the idea of xbox showcase right here on igm

[03:33:46] you just saw incombini and bistro, both of which are coming to xbox game pass

[03:33:51] up next palanoro is a vibrant beautiful and perfect game

[03:33:54] we've had the showcase live today, there is one more but i think it's too late

[03:33:58] i was thinking about watching it but it starts when i wish it would go off

[03:34:03] Oh world premiere, premiere, premiere.

[03:34:33] of

[03:34:46] the

[03:34:49] sixty seven six thousand seven

[03:34:54] six

[03:34:58] Come to Russia.

[03:35:04] I've been to Russia.

[03:35:11] KALANORRO!

[03:35:20] That was a real man's game.

[03:35:28] Even if you're not great at sports in real life, like Jeffery over here.

[03:35:32] Uh, you know I told you that in private, even though it happened in front of my entire high school gymnasium.

[03:35:36] Yeah, honestly, I didn't even know it was possible to get stuck upside down in a basketball hoop.

[03:35:40] Yeah.

[03:35:40] Kinda well done.

[03:35:41] Yeah, it was embarrassing to be sure.

[03:35:43] Well, while Jeffery over here battles his memories of the past,

[03:35:46] here are some upcoming competitive games to settle here own rivalries.

[03:35:58] speed on arc is too

[03:36:19] all the first Riley games were played on this channel

[03:36:28] seems like all the same items though nothing special here just be about graphics

[03:36:57] King of speed, though.

[03:37:12] of

[03:37:22] the

[03:37:40] How about that?

[03:37:48] This is going to be uh a game to remember

[03:37:53] Go off with your friends. Oh shit this to a course near you. All right now

[03:38:02] Good stuff, good stuff

[03:38:04] I'm not sure what they could possibly do other than upgrading the uh, I actually, there's

[03:38:11] a lot of physics in that game, so.

[03:38:14] They could definitely have a little patch to patch.

[03:38:23] Check out the brand new game play and a new cartridge coming to screen bound.

[03:38:42] Cute boy.

[03:38:46] Oh, this fucking game.

[03:38:48] Oh yeah, we saw this shit like five years ago.

[03:38:50] Whatever happened to this?

[03:38:53] I'm pretty sure that's what I'm talking about, but I'm not going to be talking about it.

[03:39:03] I'm not going to be talking about it.

[03:39:13] where did that end?

[03:39:43] The Master Sword!

[03:40:12] that just about wraps us up here at the ideatexbox showcase on ign thank you so much for watching

[03:40:16] if you miss anything before we go we got one more thing to catch up on everything

[03:40:24] and if you're looking for some awesome new shirts action figures collectibles and more

[03:40:28] head over to the ign store and get yourself something cool that's store dot ign dot com

[03:40:34] treat yourself and hey what are you doing june 6 and 7 ign live is back in los angles this

[03:40:39] I don't know

[03:41:06] What's up there?

[03:41:09] I

[03:41:19] Know

[03:41:39] fairly mid, fairly mid

[03:41:48] alright, let's sit up straight boys

[03:41:50] sit up straight

[03:42:04] Patrick and Wolves matter a chance

[03:42:07] and epic air, thank you

[03:42:11] come back

[03:42:15] welcome, welcome, welcome

[03:42:17] welcome

[03:42:18] as we see in Russian

[03:42:20] welcome

[03:42:22] we get

[03:42:27] the li li li li li

[03:42:29] Alright, we're warmed up now, we're gonna get that record safe.

[03:42:44] My ass is ready to receive the blessing.

[03:43:14] I told you not to watch this garbage for sad I did you chattering name one game in that

[03:43:28] showcase

[03:43:29] So if there is ever a time to shoot yourself I will shoot you

[03:43:36] Deastro!

[03:43:39] Canaluco!

[03:43:42] Oh shit, thank you, sir.

[03:43:52] Golf with friends too!

[03:43:55] Speedrunners too!

[03:44:36] and

[03:45:31] Okay, we have ourselves a seed.

[03:45:42] We're so he thought, we are him.

[03:46:01] We'll do it live.

[03:46:04] Welcome to Sputch Showcase, peace to your eyes on a cutsy indie slop RPG.

[03:46:13] Next, we have a cutsy indie slop retro side scroller.

[03:46:21] Thank you, someone.

[03:46:22] And finally, a cutsy indie remake of a popular game from a decade ago.

[03:46:31] Sign me up.

[03:46:49] Why make new games if you can just remake a good game though?

[03:46:58] I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.

[03:47:28] It is fake.

[03:47:39] It's fake.

[03:47:40] I have to listen to my calls.

[03:48:21] might be fake too

[03:48:41] this looks really tough

[03:48:51] Yo, what the fuck?

[03:49:41] That bash is a little bit too far for me.

[03:50:11] I'll stay at 4th verse.

[03:50:24] It's dead.

[03:52:05] That could be good.

[03:53:53] All right, let's go.

[03:54:09] Bamanaw, Madafak, Bamanaw.

[03:55:09] Reveal me!

[03:55:39] All right, here we go.

[03:55:48] Better late than never, right?

[03:55:57] Okay.

[03:56:01] That was a great f**king gravy hunt.

[03:56:31] Okay, sub five, yeah

[03:57:01] that's that anyway thank god thank the lords

[03:57:24] remote POV

[03:58:01] Hey Rod, we'll be going.

[03:58:27] Dots. Ocean Dicks. R-W-D-A. Thank you, sir.

[03:59:27] not good enough

[03:59:52] Okay, we got lava in the village.

[04:00:08] Blacksmith there.

[04:00:27] No.

[04:00:30] I saw that.

[04:01:38] I am going to have sex wearing your t-shirt, kachibus.

[04:02:05] I believe you. I 100% believe you. It's one lucky guy, I'll tell you that.

[04:02:35] Okay, come on, please tell me there were trees on this island.

[04:02:41] Oh my god, little mini.

[04:02:45] No trees, sort my fucking life.

[04:02:51] No dolphin there, we are both there.

[04:02:57] That seems to be the closest thing we have, one boat there.

[04:03:02] look at go left alright let's go by trolling man let's go to the full boat

[04:03:15] the full boat and the full boat

[04:03:32] diamond? no diamond, but 32 iron! that's a crate.

[04:04:57] Be as early as you can, welcome back. About two. Welcome back, S.E.O.L. 135.

[04:05:05] I can't play the game!

[04:05:32] the

[04:06:13] One, two, three, three Bastions, Joseph's one.

[04:06:23] One, two, three.

[04:06:31] I don't know what it looks like, 8?

[04:06:37] There's one with an 8.

[04:06:40] This one.

[04:06:41] Alright.

[04:06:42] Okay.

[04:06:43] Alright, it's built in then.

[04:06:44] Yeah.

[04:06:45] I don't know exactly how to get there.

[04:06:47] Through there.

[04:06:48] Alright, we got them.

[04:06:49] We got them.

[04:06:50] Alright.

[04:06:51] Alright.

[04:06:52] Alright.

[04:06:53] Alright.

[04:06:54] Alright.

[04:06:55] Alright.

[04:06:56] Alright.

[04:06:57] Alright.

[04:06:58] Alright.

[04:06:59] Alright, we got the lead through.

[04:07:11] Straight forward.

[04:07:14] Almost.

[04:07:29] 71

[04:07:39] 71

[04:09:12] not do all of that

[04:11:12] of

[04:11:19] of

[04:11:22] of

[04:11:27] of

[04:11:32] not worse

[04:13:13] No, why no?

[04:13:20] I would be a 1v3.

[04:13:29] I don't know, I would be a 1-3.

[04:13:46] Huh?

[04:13:49] A child piggy, it's kind of low.

[04:13:54] What did I say?

[04:13:59] Okay, no way.

[04:14:26] Ain't no way.

[04:14:29] And I get more wood.

[04:14:49] Your underscore.

[04:14:51] Your mom. Thank you.

[04:14:56] But all these people claiming they received some constain shirts have really sold me on the idea of buying me one.

[04:15:08] Why are you distracting me?

[04:15:15] These are all of them, I guess.

[04:15:26] Here we go, 231th entry, let's go.

[04:15:41] Yes, the 231th entry with full blocks.

[04:15:50] Don't give him the bastion!

[04:16:03] That is unfortunate, not even a 20.

[04:16:50] of

[04:17:10] right

[04:17:12] nine nine

[04:17:16] sure did

[04:17:18] of

[04:18:15] on top 5 and 6, thank you

[04:18:44] 6,6 I'm just gonna X

[04:18:57] 4x is literally about to come

[04:19:02] 4x is literally about to pass

[04:19:07] 4x is literally about to explode

[04:20:44] I think this one is dead, I think it's food, I think it's logs, I just don't know why I'm

[04:20:59] What the fuck are you doing there, man?

[04:21:16] Get the fuck out of here!

[04:21:40] Surprise!

[04:21:46] I

[04:21:50] That's him

[04:22:16] fake old double fake old double fake

[04:22:43] Make it till you make it.

[04:24:13] what the fuck is that cat is in fact?

[04:24:43] of

[04:24:50] death

[04:24:53] of

[04:24:55] death

[04:24:57] of

[04:24:59] death

[04:25:01] of

[04:25:03] death

[04:25:05] of

[04:25:07] death

[04:25:09] of

[04:25:11] Sorry, kid, but where's my food, though?

[04:25:19] There we go.

[04:25:26] Much better.

[04:25:59] full village and flint sub two let's get an entry up on this bitch and we're good to go

[04:26:07] There we go!

[04:26:13] Up! Down!

[04:26:15] Up! Down!

[04:26:17] A PUMP!

[04:26:35] Hey, Wada, where'd he go?

[04:26:37] Can you stop pretending and beat the fucking record already old man?

[04:26:41] Saddie, saddie, saddie, saddie, saddie, saddie, saddie, saddie also Terrarium

[04:26:47] Shade

[04:26:50] It's coming on man it's coming

[04:27:37] There we go.

[04:28:07] I know where you are right?

[04:30:07] no

[04:30:16] no can do

[04:30:22] Please

[04:30:52] force him beat the record otherwise I'm gonna have to wear a shirt of a guy that

[04:30:57] lost to juicer don't let that happen

[04:31:01] you're right you're most certainly are quick

[04:31:12] it's coming don't fucking I command my ass please stop oh my god I'm about to

[04:31:19] Oh my god I'm bobbing you...

[04:31:31] Oh f**king bad.

[04:31:37] I'm gonna get some sh**.

[04:32:49] How are you doing this? You are just so much better than you do. Great job today.

[04:32:57] Thank you sir.

[04:33:06] I'm about to get another wrist injury.

[04:33:12] It's not good.

[04:33:15] It's not good.

[04:33:49] What?

[04:34:05] What?

[04:34:35] one on yellow

[04:35:35] I'm being more selective with the beaches I pick here.

[04:35:47] So we're going to have less BTs, but when we do get BTs, they're going to be better positioned.

[04:37:57] come on! I'm about to see the... what is this?

[04:38:17] Of course it is the bonnet glue of Minecraft.

[04:39:17] I did not open the brain rot car pack yet.

[04:39:20] I said I opened it 4k.

[04:39:23] Flying here. Legendary.

[04:39:38] Can't wait to get a Zalcino, Cappuccino.

[04:39:47] of

[04:40:16] Bro.

[04:40:23] One does not simply overuse the dreamrot.

[04:40:27] The fine line, you have to balance.

[04:40:37] I mean that makes me wonder though, the fucking brain rot car game.

[04:40:45] How hard is it to make your own card game?

[04:40:48] Like a trading card game.

[04:41:03] That's pretty enough. No, he did a digital game.

[04:41:06] I'm talking about a physical one.

[04:41:09] Like an actual physical one.

[04:41:15] I wonder if that would be fun.

[04:41:29] I must do the board game.

[04:41:34] Uhh, yeah.

[04:41:39] board game

[04:41:48] board game is roughly similar

[04:41:51] to making a card game I think

[04:41:55] the problem is that everything has to be perfect

[04:41:59] from the get go because you can't patch

[04:42:03] a trading card game

[04:42:05] you can ban certain cards but you can't fundamentally change how the game

[04:42:09] worried because of the cards are already made with a console in mind. So you can't patch,

[04:42:17] so it has to be flawless from the start. That's the hard part I think. Otherwise,

[04:42:21] you can always do like feedback and stuff in like normal games right and then

[04:42:26] change games based on that. But that's the hardest part about a card game I think.

[04:42:31] Making it perfect from the get go.

[04:42:39] in mode cards

[04:42:45] I don't know if you, I think you can also copy write it on there

[04:42:53] you can just make whatever

[04:42:57] that's why you do kick starters and have backers give you feedback

[04:43:02] ah

[04:43:05] Kick starter, that's the name I haven't heard in a while.

[04:43:10] Kick scammer.

[04:43:11] What kind of fun though?

[04:43:16] Maybe, I'm not sure.

[04:43:21] You would have to make...

[04:43:26] Maybe, I'm not sure.

[04:43:32] You would have to make a rough estimation would be that you have to make maybe a hundred

[04:43:42] and fifty-ish cards on the first set.

[04:43:53] like that for it to be playable. That's quite a lot of cards, just card art and I don't

[04:44:11] move set but whatever the fuck you have in the game

[04:44:25] what's your favorite board game I'll be honest I I haven't played them on board

[04:44:33] games at all actually. I might be boring instead of trivial pursuits, but I play more tabletop

[04:44:44] than boring games.

[04:44:48] I like Warhammer, H.S. Simmer, 4K.

[04:44:54] Thank you, time out!

[04:45:03] so we can start bullying juicers again.

[04:45:06] H.R. what the fuck?

[04:45:11] Yeah, your motherfuckers had like three years, okay?

[04:45:15] Alright, you bully. Alright, you gotta fucking stay strong here.

[04:45:23] For fucking three minutes! Get out of here.

[04:45:29] You have no power, yeah.

[04:45:33] I never played Dungeons and Dragons.

[04:45:46] Actually.

[04:45:53] I guess I'm a fake nun.

[04:46:03] Ah, fuck.

[04:46:13] I'm out of fire.

[04:46:43] Nice, no window.

[04:47:13] of

[04:47:39] Hello, Fawesome. I was wearing my Fawesome All Right shirt today and I parked in a handicapped

[04:47:59] spot. When I got back, I saw some parking attendant handing out tickets to nearby cars.

[04:48:06] I got scared, but he told me not to worry as he looked at my shirt.

[04:48:12] Thanks, Force.

[04:48:24] You're welcome.

[04:48:27] You're most certainly welcome.

[04:49:36] Fawcyn, my two xxl t-shirts are coming in today.

[04:49:45] I've been outside, waiting for the mailman.

[04:49:49] The delivery time is in the next four hours.

[04:49:53] I've set up a waiting area on my lawn since I'm pretty heavy.

[04:49:56] I have to use two stacked tires to sit on.

[04:50:00] Fawcyn, I am fat.

[04:50:02] Okay.

[04:50:09] That's funny right?

[04:50:11] Fosan is literally about to pass.

[04:50:17] Fosan and the passing best friends.

[04:50:24] Fosan and the coming best friends.

[04:50:28] I'm drinking milk best friends

[04:50:36] I don't see you, I see you retarded

[04:50:58] of

[04:51:24] I don't need it.

[04:51:37] Robert Sheep, sneak solo, welcome back.

[04:51:40] Thank you.

[04:52:24] No! No! Fuck!

[04:53:54] I'm waiting.

[04:55:24] I don't know.

[04:55:26] I'm just gonna let you know.

[04:55:28] I don't know.

[04:55:54] Both coconut water, I don't really drink that because it's very sweet, but it's a

[04:56:12] no added sugar so maybe coconut water just is that sweet of its to us

[04:56:42] Okay.

[04:56:44] No, what the fuck is this?

[04:56:54] Is that possible?

[04:57:03] Is that possible?

[04:57:10] Yeah, thank you so much.

[04:57:21] Thank you.

[04:57:31] Thank you, someone?

[04:57:41] Okay, that could have been like faster.

[04:58:00] Okay.

[04:58:07] Crafting block.

[04:58:20] Don't have to go back and get it, that's so annoying.

[04:58:28] I don't know how to go back and get it. I can get the wood later. I don't need to craft anything right now.

[04:58:33] That's a bad shame, right?

[04:58:47] Uh...

[04:58:49] Okay.

[04:58:50] I had total fucking...

[04:58:52] TOTAL SPRINT, MAN!

[04:58:58] I hate that fucking toggle sprint.

[04:59:04] Okay, it's fine. It was that anyway.

[04:59:07] Double dash him.

[04:59:17] Yeah, no fortress here.

[04:59:21] It was that.

[04:59:24] awesome. My shirt arrived earlier today, and the first thing I did was wash it. I took

[04:59:31] it out of the dryer and put it on, and its two sizes too small. Now I sound like this.

[04:59:38] Please clarify.

[04:59:40] I think you did a pretty good job man.

[04:59:57] After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait.

[05:00:01] Forcing you avoided my question last week's shirts made with child labour please clarify

[05:00:06] because I want to refund if they are

[05:00:16] I haven't been to any of the factories

[05:00:25] but I'll ask, I'll ask you guys

[05:00:31] very good luck

[05:00:36] It's hard to get away with nowadays. So yeah, I don't think you're in luck, but...

[05:01:06] not a fireman

[05:02:06] 7, 2, 3, 2, 1, go!

[05:03:30] I'm sorry, I, sorry, I've highed up, come back, come back, ah, I've highed up again.

[05:03:54] Okay, will you?

[05:03:57] I'll bring you there.

[05:03:58] You'll be back later.

[05:04:03] Can you stop fucking with the gravy?

[05:04:05] Please.

[05:04:15] Hello.

[05:04:16] Don't look good at all.

[05:04:17] I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied.

[05:04:24] I double like, what the fuck? Where are you coming from?

[05:04:34] Okay, we got to stop three. It's not bad.

[05:04:51] with this foot and big blocks.

[05:05:04] This direction is...

[05:05:06] I see the Bastion.

[05:05:07] Wow, he really wanted my ass when I looked at him.

[05:05:11] I mean, whatever you do, don't let me play the game.

[05:05:21] I was saying this run is alive, I'm saying it's pretty dead, but, you know, because at

[05:05:31] at least let me show it to you.

[05:06:01] That's fake gold, is it fake gold?

[05:06:31] I can't see.

[05:06:32] Yeah.

[05:06:33] Okay.

[05:06:34] Double fake gold.

[05:06:35] That was good.

[05:06:36] I told you.

[05:06:37] No, believe me.

[05:06:38] I feel like I showed it to them.

[05:06:39] Okay.

[05:06:40] Okay.

[05:06:41] Okay.

[05:06:42] Okay.

[05:06:43] Okay.

[05:06:44] Okay.

[05:06:45] Okay.

[05:06:46] Okay.

[05:06:47] Okay.

[05:06:48] Okay.

[05:06:49] Okay.

[05:06:50] Okay.

[05:06:51] Okay.

[05:06:52] Okay.

[05:06:53] of

[05:07:21] of

[05:08:27] looks like this could be something as long as we don't get spoon killed here we are looking

[05:08:50] at a 220-entry.

[05:09:20] Okay, this is a killer entry, boys.

[05:09:27] Here we go.

[05:09:30] One at 16.

[05:09:38] This direction.

[05:09:41] We don't have any blocks, except for the blocks we have.

[05:09:55] No.

[05:09:56] Alright, we have to sacrifice mankind here.

[05:10:05] I feasts to use my wood.

[05:10:14] I fucking refuse!

[05:10:16] I got to use my wooden.

[05:10:46] Alright, let's go, we have a helmet.

[05:11:15] I'm going to go down there and get this first.

[05:11:20] Come on, don't be fake old again.

[05:11:26] That's so crazy man, double fake old.

[05:11:31] Two times in the row, actually three times.

[05:11:45] What the fuck did you get there, he was walking on their fucking heads.

[05:11:56] Oh my god that's so many pigs, what's going on with gold?

[05:12:07] There's a lot of gold or obsidian in the spring from these chests, that's not it.

[05:13:02] oh my god

[05:13:32] I'm not sure if I'm doing it right.

[05:13:34] Forcing my energy need to be lost.

[05:13:38] Inclusively, it just means that I am now alive.

[05:13:43] Bro, I can't hear.

[05:13:45] There's too many fucking grunting noises.

[05:13:48] I got four pounds of toll.

[05:13:51] That's fucking insane.

[05:14:02] That is fucking insane.

[05:14:26] I did the best out of the situation.

[05:14:29] be honest double fake gold turned into almost almost had I gotten the price

[05:14:36] there boom with a big shag

[05:14:43] fortune I had a dream you died last night is this a bad over it just means

[05:14:51] the run is dead I am now aware aware I don't think it means much dream of dying

[05:15:00] every day nothing ever happens

[05:15:51] of

[05:16:08] of

[05:16:34] I got big booty bitches, big booty bitches, whoo!

[05:16:44] I'm gonna show you.

[05:16:54] Six.

[05:17:24] That's the wrong number.

[05:17:53] It do go down.

[05:18:11] Ah, I'm stuck.

[05:18:13] You see that light?

[05:18:23] Maybe instead of walking 20k steps and jerking off for the first part of the day, I'm going

[05:18:53] They could spend the money learning how to play the game

[05:18:55] or make it look like it's on a plane I think.

[05:18:59] How am I supposed to meet the

[05:19:03] sure comes thing quota

[05:19:06] for this many people if I don't fuck.

[05:19:10] I can't really see anything.

[05:19:13] It's made me crazy.

[05:19:16] Oh shit.

[05:19:23] I need everyone to read the lax, okay?

[05:19:41] Okay, uh, how do I, wait, which one is this, is this the bad bastion?

[05:19:48] It's the bad bastion, right?

[05:19:51] Uh, it's fine, we'll do this.

[05:20:05] I think I see a fortress right next to me, but I'm not sure.

[05:20:09] could be in Lucian

[05:20:23] okay to the left of me right now that would be this direction north okay

[05:20:39] Which one is this?

[05:20:49] Manhunt.

[05:20:50] Alright.

[05:20:51] Oh

[05:20:53] Oh you got it.

[05:21:00] Oh shit.

[05:21:04] Oh shit.

[05:21:09] Oh shit.

[05:21:14] Oh shit.

[05:21:19] Oh shit

[05:21:49] That was a good time.

[05:21:56] Oh wow.

[05:22:05] Hey, the doctor says that, chat.

[05:22:14] It's black and white.

[05:22:18] Thank you sir, I already know where it is.

[05:22:23] What do we do here?

[05:22:28] Do we kill the chest in that?

[05:22:45] Welcome to UK!

[05:22:47] Does your posture still looks like your movements now?

[05:22:51] Thank you Fisher Cyple is waiting for the long-time blood trail lesson 3.

[05:22:58] A little bit better I think.

[05:23:00] 17.

[05:23:04] But now I need everyone to please think of the children.

[05:23:17] of

[05:23:24] I can't see.

[05:23:49] Bye.

[05:24:19] you

[05:24:49] you

[05:25:19] you

[05:25:49] you

[05:26:19] you

[05:27:19] Okay, I thought about it and I think we have to find three of us in here.

[05:27:37] We do a good high roll, like the juice a bit, but...

[05:27:48] I think, uh, actually, I don't think we can.

[05:27:58] Uh, look at your side over there.

[05:28:05] Oh, I went the wrong way.

[05:28:10] probably this way

[05:28:25] excellent we'll just go

[05:29:10] four

[05:29:32] plus six

[05:29:39] 628 blocks, we have pearls but that is too far.

[05:29:50] Everything.

[05:29:58] Yeah, it's too far.

[05:30:09] This direction...

[05:30:16] This direction...

[05:30:20] Yeah, it's scattered.

[05:30:27] Hey, then.

[05:30:29] Do not turn up to him.

[05:30:32] If we had 20 obsidian there, that was an easy win.

[05:30:37] but uh... it's the second in a row we keep getting seventeen to eighteen obsidian and it's really fucking uh...

[05:30:44] uh... annoying

[05:30:48] uh... it's very unlucky

[05:30:56] very unlucky

[05:31:07] Fresh playing, Lillian.

[05:31:26] I don't buy options, no.

[05:31:31] Ummm...

[05:31:36] Options are for poor people.

[05:31:49] Just sum it up.

[05:31:57] Hi, Taylor.

[05:31:59] No, I am not. I haven't even tried high-tail yet.

[05:32:13] I was saying which people don't buy options. I'm saying which people don't have to buy options.

[05:32:19] Rich people returns on a normal index is more than poor people earn from gambling on options, so...

[05:32:32] Oh, there's Canada philosophy there.

[05:32:41] Oh, there's Hedgy.

[05:32:44] And just the Amazon risk.

[05:32:49] of

[05:33:15] I came more about time in the market rather than individual storms.

[05:33:25] This is the shit to run me.

[05:33:45] Not yet.

[05:35:45] Not yet he says, yet he doesn't even know.

[05:35:51] H H H H H H H H H!

[05:35:57] Actually I'm only important and I'm knowing.

[05:36:01] I

[05:36:31] and

[05:36:54] I

[05:36:55] mentioned

[05:36:59] All knowing how being these nuts are.

[05:37:25] Got it!

[05:37:29] What the hell is going on?

[05:39:24] There's a fucking bucket, man.

[05:39:49] Fuck.

[05:39:51] of

[05:39:58] of

[05:40:01] of

[05:40:05] of

[05:40:08] of

[05:40:15] You think there's a point in history where we officially had too much technology, convenience

[05:40:44] in comfort like should we have stopped before emitting cars?

[05:40:49] Honestly, I think that right before internet, that was peak humanity.

[05:41:11] right before internet. I'm not saying that, you know, playing with a warcraft on release

[05:41:22] was not the best thing in the entire world, but too many consequences of internet for

[05:41:30] the worst of mankind.

[05:41:38] You would be broke-ass without the infinite.

[05:41:43] It is that was true, which you would have to argue with the butterfly effect that I'm in a parallel, alternate universe.

[05:41:55] Who's to say that I would not have been as happy?

[05:42:00] without the internet you can only compare yourself to your immediate surrounding

[05:42:06] and not to the gazillion influencer with their Prada bags

[05:42:16] And Ferrari's Porsche, I don't know if guys will recognize, watches, that's nuts.

[05:42:38] Why do you care about Ferrari's? No, I was thinking examples that you guys care about.

[05:42:46] Guys cares about cars and watches or something and girls cares about handbags and makeovers

[05:42:55] or something like that.

[05:42:58] With no internet.

[05:43:02] You would see 99% less of all that fancy lifestyle.

[05:43:07] And you wouldn't know any better.

[05:43:13] like the starving people in Africa doesn't know that the rest of the world is pretty

[05:43:20] much you know super Wakanda compared to them.

[05:43:26] They know their phones.

[05:43:37] You fucking retard.

[05:43:42] How are they gonna see it on their phones if there is no such thing as smartphones or

[05:43:47] internet on their phones?

[05:43:52] This is what I'm talking about, this is the similar brain rot that I spread too much.

[05:44:00] So we have internet. We were literally discussing the fact that it would be better if internet

[05:44:19] never existed. And I was making a bunch of comparisons to how it would be better for

[05:44:24] people because they wouldn't see all the supposed amazing, luxurious lifestyles and influences

[05:44:32] had 24-7 on scrolling and fucking social media, and then made a comparison to how Africans

[05:44:41] didn't know before internet that the world beyond Africa is the best thing in the world

[05:44:52] ever infinite fucking energy and food and whatever

[05:45:00] what the fuck

[05:45:06] and then you say they have phones

[05:45:14] it's not like magazines were a thing back then

[05:45:17] Yeah, and what do you think the difference is in terms of sheer volume of eyes of influencers

[05:45:30] with magazines back then and fucking every 70 year old has a fucking smartphone nowadays

[05:45:36] with internet and social media?

[05:45:44] These were fine.

[05:46:14] I survived cancer just to get it again from watching you throw God seeds never fucking

[05:46:39] lucky you me both man you mean those thank you for the shirt perch sir

[05:47:01] Let's go for a one hour seat.

[05:47:14] the scabbed ass fucking bone

[05:47:36] alright not bad, one twelve

[05:47:39] done so full food, let's go

[05:47:57] I can't see

[05:48:09] If you want high ground instead of...

[05:49:08] Let's go 230 boys!

[05:49:15] Oh my god.

[05:49:22] There are no blocks in the world for that shit.

[05:49:35] 231 30

[05:49:52] Truth line a junior qt and for Dele welcome back

[05:49:56] I guess we'll do this.

[05:50:08] Watch out, it's about to blow!

[05:50:14] Hey, back to some bitch, motherfucker.

[05:50:25] I made you, my bitch.

[05:50:28] Okay, with that, you accept?

[05:50:40] This is excellent, excellent.

[05:51:06] the

[05:52:23] Okay, it's up three, also I think, maybe not actually, but it's close.

[05:52:34] One thing over there, we could build up.

[05:52:45] of

[05:53:34] Oh

[05:54:01] Don't look good

[05:55:34] I'll take the little spoon.

[05:55:40] I'll take the little spoon.

[05:56:34] Force and force and force and force and force it!

[05:56:43] Um, I shouldn't say this is a certified force and level moment.

[05:56:49] Hello, Mr. Force. When buying the shirt, what are the odds of getting the legendary Jean-Stain Virgin I heard so much about? Please clarify.

[05:56:58] One in ten.

[05:57:03] Pretty good odds.

[05:57:14] I hope you get it.

[05:57:16] You started it.

[05:57:28] I'm not so good at this, I do work so well this one is uh, not why no unless we're in

[05:57:56] First try is fucking this way.

[05:58:15] Huh?

[05:58:26] nothing here

[05:58:44] nothing here

[05:58:56] No.

[05:59:09] Dead!

[05:59:17] As I like to have it there with the previous run, it didn't get 17 obsidian.

[05:59:25] Well yeah, we did get many tries today because of showcases.

[05:59:30] Uh, Truth98, welcome back man. JunoQT. Thank you.

[05:59:35] I'm Fiddler Iroda, radio YonJ. Is it boy 1999? Welcome back.

[05:59:41] Unfortunate Chad.

[05:59:44] Very unfortunate, unfortunate, unfortunate.

[05:59:50] Uh...

[05:59:54] But that's the way to keep your own boot sometimes tomorrow. That's another day chat in the arena, right?

[06:00:04] We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna re-re rendezvous then right until then

[06:00:11] Thanks for watching today. That's all subs. Rizabh Stahls, Rizabh Stahls, Bitcoins, Social Privates, right?

[06:00:18] A whole bunch. Sure, Perch. Merch Perch. Thank you.

[06:00:22] the merch perch all of y'all and we did it today and previously I'll see you

[06:00:29] tomorrow okay see you tonight bye bye goodnight