Emiru
HII :D ⭐🖤 BLACK CAT COSPLAY!!!! ⭐🖤 YAPS + REACTS + VARIETY GAMING ⭐🖤 WITCHER 3 FIRST TIME PLAYTHROUGH ⭐🖤 BIG GAMING @EMIRU247
04-24-2026 · 6h 37m
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It's like one, one, two, three, three, okay.
Can I get a better goose than my OJ?
Every day feel like my birthday,
and we said champagne when we first ate.
Quit frontin', why your husband?
Tryna get his pants in my oven.
Wanna get a think of this, nothing.
Yeah, think of this.
If you want this, get with me.
That's some things you gotta know.
I like my beats, I like my face, down low.
If you want this, get with me.
That's some things you gotta know.
I like my beats, I like my face, down low.
I'm a slave, it's nice, I've been told of their looks
If I must improve, it's the only good
Being with you, it's open my eyes
Could I ever believe, such a big surprise
That I keep asking myself, wondering how I keep
Close my eyes, I'm gonna fuck you up
I wanna fly to the sea, where I still see you
I'm gonna kill you, don't you see?
I'm going to jump on the floor tonight
My bed is turning to night
I'm coming up on the place
So I show my hands on the table
And there's no one else but I
Can go with me
Something on my bed
She's being to me
I can go to bed
And I can go to bed
I'm coming up on the place
I'm coming up on the bed
I'm coming up on the bed
I'm coming up on the bed
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Yeah, buddy, you're missing him, huh?
That's the way it is, you're ready to break the ground
When you're with your baby, you're gonna show up around
I wanna see you, I wanna see you, see you, see you
You don't wanna be with me, you need me
So tell me, don't make you want to fall
Make you mad, go, make you want to fall, go, go
She's a man, don't make you love to fall
Make you cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss
She's up to nothing here, you don't need to walk on the corner,
you can't run, you don't need to walk on the corner,
you're up to nothing here, you don't need to walk on the corner,
you can't just walk on the corner, you can't run, you can't run.
And when she wants you, she wants you passion,
when she comes to talk, let's shake your head and feel it,
when she ends with something that she means to hear,
even when you're never done the things you need.
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I just saw that before I am muted. Thank you so much. Thank you!
Thank you, TedDance! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Hi guys, I'm putting my cosplay gloves back on.
Although I can't wear them when I play games because they have long ass nails.
For pause, I don't know.
Molym, thanks for 41 months!
With TedDance's likes, thank you again for 110!
You did it, holy shit!
Thank you! Paragon, thank you for the 10!
Yuru, thank you for the Risa, Firehawks games, Romeshi, All-MV, Chat, thank you for the 5, A-Pub-Loco, thank you for the 5 gifted, and Oat, thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you.
Spragman, Hands-Off, Dead Rush, Naome, Prodigy, and Split, thank you guys for the Risa.
Hold on, I have the mask on of the cosplay, but I don't think I'm gonna wear it the whole stream, cause it's kind of annoying honestly.
One second.
One second.
One second.
Oh, so the wig is wrong because I bought a wig that looks correct for it, but I couldn't
find it unfortunately.
Yeah...unfortunate.
I know! Look, I made this!
Well, I didn't make the corset and stuff, obviously.
Or I didn't make the mask either. But, yeah, this is my mortal rivals.
Black Cat, cause they're not perfectly accurate.
But, um, yeah, I don't know how I'm gonna wear the mask cause it's pretty annoying.
But it, every time I put it on or off it like, fucks up.
My wig and look at the glow. I've got big abs claws
That's it. I had a color of finger in it or color hold it from a finger
To make my my ticktocks
Yeah, trash panda Marco and fire rescue guys. Thank you guys for the subs and stuff. Thank you
And I'm very tall. I'm wearing my my you know long boots. So I'm
so tall
I didn't do the fur on the boots because they're too long anyway, I was like, eh, no one's gonna see it.
So, I have the wrong wig, so it's all choppy as a whole. I don't have time.
So, yes, I'm very cold.
Okay, um, should I leave the mask on, you think? Or should I...?
Honestly, I kind of think it looks better with it off, anyway.
But I think that people won't be able to really tell like what it is leave it on. Okay. I
will leave it then but I
Mean without it, it's like
Pop up
Almost five foot with boots excuse you
No, I'm like I
Think I'm like a five like five foot ten with these shoes
Or solid that because the heels are I think seven inches
So I'm I'm pretty tall
Walks and galaxy player. Thank you guys for the resubs. Thank you. Yeah, I'm pretty tall
No, I can't well I can use the mouse fine with the claws, but I cannot pipe for shit, but I just think that they're cool so
Yeah, I don't grow
I I don't know if I can wear the mask. I'm sorry
It's kind of annoying
Yeah
The thing though if I is it if I take the mask off
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to put it back on because it's a whole fucking ordeal
putting it on under the leg
Lincoln Park, thank you for the resub. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh
My gosh
Okay, I'm going to take it off them. I did think about painting one on but I
Don't think it would have looked as good. So
Oh, I'm free
Okay, there is this for a hashtag ad um they paid me to make the costume. Yeah
For videos, but I don't have to play the game today, but I am playing it next week
Yeah, incognito spy thanks for stopping and blower we thank you for the 10 months
Okay, now it's gonna get stuck in my weave. Oh my
This is like the app like the tangliest wig I've ever worn in my whole life
Maybe it's just not coming out. I don't I don't know
Please. Please, I don't want to go bald. Please. Oh my gosh.
Stormbeer, thanks for the three months. Oh my god, I can't even tell where it is.
Just leave it there. Maybe if I just... There. Now it's like it's not even there.
Yeah, out of sight, out of mind.
It's hiding.
Oh, my sh- my sh- it's so fucked up.
Everyone will just forget that it's there, right?
Doesn't exist if you can't see it.
Oh my god!
Yeah, it's- it's fine.
It's fine.
It's gone? Okay, perfect.
Well, if I ever get up to use the bathroom
You guys just have to pretend it's not there. I don't feel embarrassed. Okay
Thank you. Yo what mask? Yeah
What mask?
Perfect
Perfect. I was thinking if I just
Do like
No, I'm Ciri!
Sort of.
Black lipstick, I guess.
Like dark purple lipstick.
I might just reuse this wig for Ciri.
Just cut it shorter.
Something like that.
I did buy a Ciri cosplay two nights ago.
I did buy it two nights ago.
Where's the mask?
Oh!
Wait, now people that joined in that don't know I took it off from an ask where it is.
where it is they're not gonna know it's stuck in the back of my weave
I'm gonna try one more time to get it out oh my god
how
well this never happens when I wear wigs I don't know what is wrong with this
this way. There. Oh my god. Ha! But now if I want to put it back on I have to go back
through that whole scenario. I can just... I will... I look like an idiot now. I look
stupid now super super dumb I mean honestly I'm not gonna lie normally yeah
crunchy penguin thing for four years normally people say to me oh I don't
understand how you cosplayers where where like all these like complicated
clothes look so uncomfortable and I'm like no like I don't really think about
it is fine it's all comfortable but this the way the mask this outfit is like
the most overstimulating like uncomfortable thing I've ever worn and not even because of
the corset okay let me explain this outfit so I made this mostly myself right but normally
when I make something like this I know I'm only gonna wear it once so I will take a
few shortcuts right so basically this suit once I take it off I'm never gonna be able
I'll wear it again because it's a zip-up suit and I attached like the purple in the gems and then this is just like
Literally like safety pin on and I glued this here on top of the zipper
So to get off of it. I have to like rip all of this off or just cut it off
But it's like I'm only gonna wear it the one time since I got paid to do it
It's like oh well
You know versus like spending 10 hours sewing something
Yeah one one time you know Romo thanks for the 14 months oh my gosh like a long
time ago I made a Kaisa cosplay from League of Legends but if you know if you
don't know who Kaisa is her suit she has like a morph suit like this but the
lore is like it's literally like attached to her body like it's like
alive and it's like morph to her so I wanted to make it look like it was
attached to me instead of like a suit that I was wearing so I have like
fabric that I was wearing but then I took liquid latex and like so I it was like
actually attached to my body so when I ripped it off it was like I was ripping
off my own skin that I could never wear it again but it looked pretty cool I
guess. Zagorot thanks for the three months in a row Mo thank you. Emerus
told me that no I didn't. What were you guys looking up at? Oh big wall of ads. I
should just start doing that when I go live just adding everyone in chat. I see
you bricks I see you guys I will ping everybody move I want to see the rats
Oh, there's Cheddar.
What?
Oh, that's not a Cheddar.
I don't know where Mott's is under the computer.
I will get her.
Mott, over here.
Come on, just say hello.
Oh, come on, just say hello!
Just for like two seconds!
Oh!
He hates you, Brottice.
He hates me.
That's all you get, I guess.
Nice!
There she comes.
I don't think she likes being on stream very much.
How come at the beginning of my stream she's always like,
No! Stay away from me!
But then when I'm like 5, 6, 7 hours into the stream
And I'm trying to focus on the game, then she just is constantly screaming and begging for attention.
S.A.G.O. Thank you for the Prime, and late for thanks to the 5 months- OH MY FUCKING GOD!
I-I just can't- you just can't use numbers anymore.
Oh my goodness.
Just can't even use numbers, bro.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, she hates me to the 6R mark.
Well, now that I've shown you guys the cosplay,
I might just take the boot off because oh my gosh, this outfit I feel like I'm in prison.
Actually, maybe it'll be, you know what, I'm gonna try something actually.
I'm gonna go bold for a second.
Maybe I can just put the mask on and then put the wig on.
Why didn't I think of this?
Hold on.
How can you breathe in the outfit?
The corset?
Actually, it's not as tight as it looks.
Like, you can see.
I can breathe fine like it moves.
It's like the shoulders and the boots,
and like the fucking, this thing right here is just like...
I can't.
Brokey, thanks for 39 months.
Okay, I'm gonna go bald excuse me
When I was stuck
Looks great
Why the song?
Oh actually why wasn't I doing this the whole time wait I might be stupid I was like trying to weave the
the head strap like through the wig,
all of its tangling, being a whole mess.
Well, I mean, it's still annoying
because anytime I wanna take it on, take it on.
Take it off or put it on, I have to go bald,
but it's better than having to brush out
this fucking rat's nest of a wig every time.
Dude, this is horrible.
Oh my...
don't understand like my real hair is this long and this never happens like that was
so much easier! I didn't think of doing that. I mean, now it looks messy, but okay. Actually,
I can leave the mask on then, and then later when I get sick of wearing the mask, I'll
I'll just go bald again, that's fine.
There, perfect, perfect.
And the wig just keeps getting worse and worse.
Yes, I will just go bald soon.
Perfect, excellent.
Are we brushing that wig all stream?
No, I'm only gonna fix it up when I take it,
Take it off or put it on.
I don't want to be fiddling with it, it's so, so annoying.
This is, this is good enough.
Yay!
That was a whole fucking ordeal.
This stupid mask.
No, I don't want to paint the mask on it because I think that it looks better when it's a real mask.
Yay, my hair is wrong, but that's okay.
So yeah, what do you guys think?
I actually made not most of it, but I did the whole like top part this morning.
Cause I was like, okay, well, once I put it on, I'm not taking it off.
It's cool.
Thank you.
I feel kind of cool, I guess.
I
Don't understand I finally dressed like a cat and my cats just hate me more
I think that it's the boots that they hate
They hate me being so tall and stomping around so loud
Yeah, I don't know. I think she has it in every design, but the model I was black cat has these like
furry arm fins. I
Gotta have the furry arm things
The I'm the alpha kitty. Yes. I'm sure they are so scared of me
Shatterer. I
Don't think I'm gonna play
Oh!
That hurt!
He's like, head me!
Head me!
This woman is a freak!
Where's your hat at?
Where's your hat at?
He keeps looking at me and be like, real drunk.
He is kind of like a worm in real life.
Like, he just...
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This is alpha 99% plastic.
It's not.
Well, I mean, these are resin, I guess.
And this is satin.
shiny doesn't mean plastic guys you think you can just wear plastic all
yes sir blood I mean I don't fucking know
resin dent evil yeah isn't it is polyester plastic
It's a garbage bag!
Well, it's just black and shiny.
It's just black and shiny.
That doesn't make you a trash bag.
So, I mean, what do y'all want me to play today?
Because I don't have a gaming sponsor or anything, so I can play whatever I want.
I was thinking about just playing witcher and trying to get through it.
CS?
Loki, I'm kind of down for a little bit of CS.
And a little bit of witcher, perhaps.
Would be good.
Which first though? Which first though?
Ooh, CS would be fun.
But when I- When you guys say CS, do you mean actual games?
Or you want me to open cases?
Axl, Apathetic, Bull Tracks, Bro Selv, thank you guys for the subs and resubs, thank you.
Open cases, good grief.
Okay.
Case, I see more people saying cases.
Okay, we'll do case opening.
Some CS.
And then Witcher.
Afterreacts.
How is that?
and if Rey is online I could maybe play with her. I don't see her online right now, though
I don't know if she goes live later or something. Yeah, she's not right now. Hehehehe. Okay,
one second. Bro, my wig is so fucking ratty.
Oh!
Disgusting.
I'm opening my shit up for...
Reacts.
You know what, you know what I'll do.
That's $4,000.
I'll open this.
Cool.
All brain rot.
Ali...
What is that?
What is he doing?
I saw this in a store and I have to get it.
That's horrible.
You should buy those.
No, I should not.
Brain rot.
That's definitely for 22 months.
I mean I guess kids are probably buying them right so why not I guess good for them.
I don't know bro.
degree
okay okay do you know what I'm going to try and see something to them
I'm going to try and see something to them
and I hope they don't they don't hate me
oh no I think we should stop pushing and just hold on to all the site
okay I did it it's fine
Okay, but only, Boreum said no.
But yeah, everyone's like, why don't you talk in game?
Like, bro, I'm not trying to throw the match by saying hello.
Like, dude, like, even if they don't try to, okay,
so I know, like, I think that it's worse in CS probably
because of voice comms.
But bro, it's like, either they try to throw
or they try too hard to show off.
And then that grows the game as well.
So it's like, what can you do?
It's better just to pretend that you're a mute, I would say.
I think that is better.
Yo, Kyle, thank you for the two months.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, I don't, it's like, bro, I'm trying to actually play.
It's just annoying.
It's just not worth it.
Just pretend to be mute, yes.
Exactly.
Alright, we'll do a bit of reacts and then I'll do my CS stuff.
Hehehehe.
It would be very funny.
Hi everyone, this is your Dinosu Gaming.
Eee, this little slide here.
Oh, if you release the voice there, please, you'll get 200 and you'll get food for the other one.
Fuck this thing.
Oh, yes.
Oh, what a happy first ride.
Oh my god.
Oh god.
Give me a grenade.
What's this?
Much appreciated.
Oh no.
I think his son regretted challenging him.
Thank you for being my fortune.
Thank you.
Thank God I set you to...
No!
That's a stupid joke in the dog.
I mean, you got it! You gotta teach him young, you know.
Now you got a word to get rid of.
It's a good job. He managed to stay calm.
I'm praying things for 112 months!
Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me!
Someone's told me about this car mix. The Xbox party truck noise and you get in it.
It's a good sound!
Yo, Primey! Thank you for the fine gift! Thank you!
Thanks, Primey! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Appreciate it.
My hat! Give it back!
No, give it back! That's so gross!
I used transform!
Poor that shit in half.
Me versus the guy she told me about.
Oh, I saw the pregnant thing.
Look at me!
Poor little guy.
Look at me!
Poor little guy wasn't ready.
Yellow count, raise fire, rescue, I'm far low, thank you guys!
He's here! He's here!
He tried to make friends with his own mimic.
That's me that's me that's me that's me
What they added minutes to this little company bro, so they're like no no no mimicry you are not going to do our thing
Thank you for the time. Thank you
What was that?
Something that was coming from the ocean. Let's all go see.
Kyogre? It's a Gera. There's no way it's going to be a f***ing Kyogre, dude.
Motherf***er, put a lunch at the meeting of the game.
Whoa!
Wait, actually, whoa, I'm like an hour in! What?!
Watch! He manned you for the five!
Thank you!
Cheshire! Cheshire!
You died.
Oh
No background no happen. I think I lied or something that is a rocket
This is what I've been this is what I've been yearning for this whole time
Oh, it's gonna crash this one's so hard that I'm gonna change it. I'm gonna knock it out of our orbit. All right, we're gonna not
No, no, no
The Zenfit really is the flux that he thinks it is.
That's the first Kerbal flip I've seen, but I've heard of it.
Wait, we saw this clip before!
Where's-
Remember, I said he needs to make his pants!
Sakin' killed by a TV.
Come on, Sakin.
Kill Sakin! Move the television!
Eat this devil!
Bye!
he needs to get a little bit closer to the screen.
How I drive?
It provides nothing.
Oh wait, what?
Wait, what?
Is that Ragnarok?
That was something I'm safe.
He's really committed to role-playing as his character.
Wait for me.
What's happening?
Are you okay?
All good?
Oh, Johnny! Thank you for the time!
Thanks, Johnny!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
W Johnny, thank you, thank you.
Wait a minute, I've got a f***ing point to take.
Yes, yes.
Come on then you've got it snatching.
Get down, I've got a better tip for you.
This one goes out to all my easy jet flyers.
See you later son!
He picked the worst time to run out of ammo.
I f***ing got zero come on back!
My ears fell to use it then.
Oh, fine-pand protect me!
Did I get this guy?
Who's got him in the air?
What the f**k, dude?
I'm not the socks on, dude.
So, I guess this is one of the sets from the Elden Ring.
I've seen this.
The Church of Marvel.
Remember an urgent task. What's his urgent task? Where's he going?
Does that even have a... what is it called?
Like a home.
Like a target date when the movie is coming out?
Right in town right now.
Oh, there's probably...
Raider! Raider!
Chew me.
Huh? What?
Chew me.
2028.
You sure?
Yeah.
That's not that bad.
That's not that bad.
It's not that bad.
Okay.
Do you want me to like, pick you up or kill you?
Okay.
Bye bye.
Alright, he's going.
Here's main.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I'm not sure if this controller will work or not.
I don't know what the fuck just happened.
I assume he fucked up really bad.
To all my non-believers that said that I could not make it to that thing of water.
Watch and learn, Chat.
I'm him.
This is what a perfect distraction looks like.
So this might not be too fair.
Oh my god, where is it? Jerry, what the?
What the? When do you-
Oh!
Shhh!
He he he!
He he he!
He he he!
Do a exclamation point case-o in the chat.
What the fuck is that painting-
Oh!
Okay, wait.
What if we get everybody to spam case-o at the same time?
Three, two, one.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Can you guys hear me?
My PC!
What about Madeline Klein?
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
That was such wild people spamming dope.
And it broke.
I see a lot of you asking how to submit clips,
so I added the submission link to the description.
That is the end of this video.
Are you hoping you enjoyed it?
And I'll see you guys again at the reverse.
Thank you, Mr. Daley or I might I might just fucking game honestly like I was like shit
I just want to go live to show my cosplay and games so shit bro shit
shit
But I had to at least watch one mr. Daley, you know at least one
Let me get this shit open my computer is lagging a little bit
I
Will open some cases I said that I want I said that I would I will bro
Good great
I won't open I don't think I'm gonna open a lot though
Okay, let me see. Do I already have cases? No. Okay, well I need to buy keys and cases
today. So that will be fun. Time to spend money. Okay, what cases should I get to
what cases have good knives I mean not that I'm gonna not that I'm gonna get a
knife probably but some of the cases I were I was opening before didn't even
have the good ones
yeah I'm on Chroma okay I will get some again the cases are $5 each
Okay, well how much is a chroma case?
Yeah, Vizsla, thanks for the 17 months.
Chroma 2 cases are $650?
Normal chroma cases are $8 each.
Okay.
You know what? I will get some Gamma cases.
I will get some of those.
Yo, the boy did us. Thanks for the 13 months.
Thank you very much.
Alright, I'm adding funds to my seeing wallet.
You know fire rescue guys, thank you for the bits
Croma case are old thus their expense we got open cheaper cases not gonna lie and gammas are expensive too
Yeah, I could see that
Okay, well let me get some cheap cases as well
Oh wait, I didn't buy them.
Dude, I got it!
Bro, is this like some real degenerate shit to buy the cases before I even go live?
So that they're ready?
Oh, it's like I'm knowing that I'm gonna spend a lot of money.
Johnny can't give to the sub so he can't see the game.
What's good that mean?
What could that possibly mean?
Okay, I will get...
Let's get some of these recoil cases.
These ones are nice and cheap.
We can get a hundred of these recoil cases.
Okay, sick
Wait, I bought I ordered 30 gamma cases it gave me two is it cuz they're not available
Or did I fuck up I might have just fucked up I don't know
Scammed?
No, I think that I fucked up.
I just don't know how I fucked up.
You're gonna have an active order for this item.
Hey, that means that they just don't have enough right now.
Only two at the price you sent.
Oh, I see, it'll unbind keys, get some Gamma keys as well, I'm just gonna get two for now.
Mark Rebel Games, thank you for the prime.
Alright, we are ready.
I'm just gonna go ahead and queue up.
Okay.
Now we open this shit up.
I don't think I've opened recoil cases before.
This is new for me.
Absolutely, thanks for the seven months.
Yeah, I don't think I've opened these before.
So at least I'm getting their skins even if I don't get anything good.
What is the blue-
Blue globe? No!
Freak you guys, dude!
Wait, I'm in the wrong category. One second.
Good.
No.
Alright, there we go.
Wait, did it update?
Alright.
Give me the good shit.
Give me the good- I got a purple!
What even is this gun? I've never used this before.
Yali Tachi! Thank you for the 10 gifted!
Thank you Tachi! Thank you!
Thank you Yali Tachi.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Very kind with the 10 gifted subs.
Is the CS version of the Odin?
I only remember the Odin from Valorant as like the cheese gun.
Like that's all I ever saw people.
Oh here we go, I got more Recoil Catern, more Gamma Faces.
I only saw people buy the Odin to cheese.
Okay, I got a purple.
This...
Kinda sick, I guess.
Can't even...
Replace, cause I'm in Q.
Oh fuck, I'm gonna have to go get my earbuds too.
Okay another purple and I have my match and I can have enough pieces I can just keep opening
them.
What would I die?
If I die that is, I might just, you know, live the entire game and be too busy to
open cases.
I mean you guys know how it is.
What's like the lowest elo you can have?
I don't even remember.
Is it literally zero?
A 1,000.
You can't go below 1,000?
OK, well, I'm getting matched against people
who aren't 1,000.
Don't say yours.
That's not the question that I asked.
I felt like what's the lowest number it can give you?
Because I was just curious.
I was just curious. Yo, diddly-do, thank you for the 14 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Let's roll.
I'll say yours, bro. That's not... that's not accurate.
It's not accurate.
What is happening?
Oh my fucking god, I forgot I have my mouse and keyboard plugged into my other computer.
Hold on.
I use a software called Mouses Without Borders to use two PCs at the same time.
But if I have my mouse and keyboard plugged into the non-gaming PC, a lot of games don't
like that. It makes the games not work.
Wait, what map is this? Where the fuck are we? Oh it's, oh it's this map. I don't
know where the fuck to stand on this map.
Okay, well they're pushing him.
That's okay.
Yeah, time to open some cases, bro. Let's open a gamma case. Oh
My god, my eyebrow is icky under the mask
Well
Did you guys hear the like lagging sound? What is that?
Oh.
It's my headphones.
No.
Weird.
Do more, thank you for the gift, Ed.
I'm dead. Well, I got two. Could be worse for sure. Yeah, we lose. That's okay.
I'm gonna buy this and this.
You know what, we have to defuse kits, maybe I'm being greedy, but I'm gonna try to smoke
me, I think.
Is it even good to smoke this?
I don't know, I'm just an idiot.
It's not even a good smoke.
Man!
I
Well, at least I didn't spend a lot
Nice
I mean the two guys with the
The one guy with the defuse kit is alive.
Daaamn.
Daaamn.
Okay, I'm opening a- I'm opening a case after this round.
I need that shit.
Jam drawer! Thanks for the 18 months!
No, that's fine.
I smoked my teammate.
They're not even here
No, that was good
We are getting so rolled.
Maybe it's just there, uh, cuz we're on the wrong side, that's all.
I'm going to kill you.
Okay.
I have a little bit at least.
You're going flash by.
Throwing a grenade.
Dude, we're so cocked. This is so bad.
You guys gotta go.
Come back, Tanya. Feel like thanks for the one year.
What are you doing? Just shoot them in the head. I'm drawing! I'm drawing, I swear!
This is just cocked. This is just cocked.
Let's move out.
Okay, this time I won't smoke my own team.
I'm going to smoke.
It's injury.
My teammate was right there that is unfortunate
Why don't we just wait, just wait, he has a sniper, just wait!
I got an AK!
Oh goodness.
Goodness gracious.
We won a round.
There's hope.
And maybe they'll try to go A again now.
Where is that B?
I can't even tell.
Oh!
You got this.
You got this, Zim666.
Good try.
Okay, this time, I'll open a case.
I keep forgetting, as I've been wanting to watch.
Hey, again?
There's a guy in my right too!
Oh my god, they're everywhere. All right, I'm opening your case
Damn
I
Always get blues
Well, I had the dream come here
fuck
Guys, maybe I should just give up the CS Dream.
Yeah, don't show Ray this.
Well, at least I'm not bottom-fragging.
that could happen soon
Please get him, bro, please.
I feel like they're just gonna come behind us, right?
Okay, he's watching that
No, he's watching where is he watching?
Yeah
It worked out, I guess.
I think I got four kills.
Okay, I'm opening a case after this one.
Uh, no, I killed four.
Oh my god, he lost the sniping mid
I feel like I was so close to getting that one too.
Oh, now I just one guy, sick.
You're so fucked, dude.
Oh my god!
No!
Oh my god.
Yeah, we do have a one-on-eleven teammate, but I mean we're all just playing worse
All of us
And our guy lost this knife.
Do I reload a lot of them?
Oh no, I don't have to.
Oh!
Yikes!
Yikes. What? What can I do? You guys can't possibly fuck this up. It's two of you. Wow. Wow.
What the hell?
Like, what the fuck?
What?
This is ridiculous!
Okay, now it's time for our terrorist...
terrorist reign.
Okay, now it's time for our terrorist...
terrorist reign.
Oh, my brother.
So who do we blame?
Our purple guy just died
Bro, just stall. Oh
He's a god he's a god actually
Wow
There is some hope
Just a little bit, not a lot but there's some.
Where's our purple guy going?
He just- I shouldn't blame him, but like- Yeah, I'm gonna open cases.
I don't even see what they're doing.
Okay, one more.
We lost!
How can this be?
Yeah, we lost.
He left.
Goodbye.
Oh, he's back.
Well, now we win.
Let's go!
Yo, creative natives!
Thank you for the fire!
Oh, that's where- that's my teammate.
Sorry!
Yikes, thank you, creative native!
Oh, I don't know where he is.
They got this.
Woo!
OK.
Oh my fucking god bro, I'm so fucking bad.
Okay we lost.
Yo 10th, thanks for 34 months.
Oh my god, that was nice.
Whoa, oh
Ah
Nice
It's just a warm-up game.
And I'm broke.
where? Like right through the back of my head. What the heck is that? It is what it is.
I have to open in cases.
Oh.
Nice try.
Fuck!
Okay, I'm playing another one!
Just one more, one more.
Bro!
What the fuck was that?
Such a good book.
That was so evil.
Now I have to keep opening them.
Shit.
I'm 2-1-0-2!
Good grief.
Good grief, bro.
Okay, shotgun.
It's blue!
That's great!
We love blues!
I feel like I was getting real lucky for a while, but now it's just been dry.
It's been very dry for a long time.
I mean, I'm even happy to see a purple, honestly.
I
Everyone's voting lose now
You know what I don't I I think you're gonna say it's excuses
I think that it's the costume guys. I think it's the costume if I put on a t-shirt
I would be playing so much better and those those rounds are not completed fully. Oh my god
It's not copious bro, I mean it's like a little bit but
It's true it is distracting me
So close oh hi, Masa
Okay, please. I do not wish to play on. What was that map, Inferno?
That might be one of my least favorite maps.
There is a t-shirt.
I mean, look, I wore the costume for an hour. I made my little TikToks. I did my job, right?
Good, good enough.
I'm gonna change out after this.
It's just not a very comfortable outfit!
Nice.
Okay, I'm telling you guys, at least having the mask off will make this game so much better.
Just wait and see.
Just wait and see.
Oh, phew.
It will be better, don't worry.
No, I'm not talking now we break
I don't know if I even hit him, oh we got him.
I hit him for 25, wow.
Crazy.
Yeah, Angel too.
Thank you for the eight months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Did he unmute himself just to cough into the mic?
Oh my god.
We got him!
Now I'm kinda not doing shit though.
I mean that's okay, a win is a win.
Right.
I'm going to interview all those smokes, eh?
Uh, yeah, I'm going for stairs.
Uh, you smoke stairs, I'll smoke CT.
I'll wait 135.
Yep.
Mine takes a second, something to throw at us.
It smells sick, yeah.
Uh, no, no, no, no, just slow push though.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Mine takes a long time.
Walk, walk, walk.
I can't see shit let's get
I'm done.
Why'd you go there?
So I was like, oh, we're going to set up.
And this is a good spot for when they push.
And then they push.
And I was like, oh.
If I leave am I gonna instantly die?
We're going back to B.
I didn't know I'm gonna drop that.
I'm off.
I'll take yours.
I feel like we just leave, all right?
I
Have one coming from B
It's gonna be in that corner to left
I'm never
Buy some skins you look poor. I've bought so many skins. I still don't have an AK skin
Okay, I hit him a little bit at least, I know what he says.
Henry, thanks for 16 months.
I just saw something in the door inside the mark.
Play 2v1.
You wouldn't have missed if you had the proper skin.
I'm sorry that I am so poor.
I've definitely pulled AK- oh that was clean.
I've definitely pulled AK skins before, but...
I must have just raised them all up. I don't even know
I can launch Catwoman as much as I can.
I can hear one connector.
One's wrapping all the way around.
Nice, she's coming up.
Fuck
What's a fucking shotgun too?
Wow
This guy's good. I don't even know there was a thing here. What the heck?
I
Should we try be
Market market window all the way
I'm just fucking getting okay so every game that I taught pride at least part about lose
Otherwise I just get carried which means I see to get good. I'm so fucking bad
His house the area under the stairs
What the fuck
CT.
Now this one's CT.
Woo!
That went pretty well.
That was a good push.
I'm not bought a frag anymore oh my god, what do you say?
Yeah I think I smoke window probably not there
There's a lot of them over here on the transmission stuff over there.
I
Will be brave
Everyone can enter
I'm so I'm so blind I was like oh I should probably smoke that
Oh my god this is all my fault
One jumped out of the window, mark it.
Oh, fuck, he's in a connector.
Oh, goodness.
Oh, is August here?
Hello, August.
I guess the other guy just gave up.
He ran away.
Yeah, he just left.
Well, goodbye then.
My bad guys, I'm whiffing today too much.
13-1-6.
I'm doing better than that guy.
As long as I'm not doing the worst, I'm happy.
Oh, chaos! Thanks for getting a sub for August.
Is there someone?
Everyone looting behind your spawn?
Is he on their spawn or not?
I don't think that's the same guy.
I don't think there's gonna be no one coming out.
I didn't see anything oh my god
I'm not.
That's fucking asshole.
No.
The Vs are going to have a good one.
Bottom frag again.
I've been bottom frag on this team, but...
As long as blue bands doesn't pass me.
Yeah, I got shit on.
I will say that's not...
Okay, I won.
I'm taking off my bolts and shit taking this shit off
Nice
Okay, I got the core set off.
1v1?
Windwalker, thanks for 7 months!
Oh, there he is.
Oh, I think it's time, though.
Oh, no!
Oh, thank you for the five gifted.
Yay.
Come on, so there it is.
I'm gonna go.
Sorry, I'm not from WAP.
Yeah, that wasn't that bad.
i don't think
i would check it don't worry guys
I don't think this is the house.
Okay, I'll try to plant.
There's one jungle.
There's also a cat.
Oh, CT! CT!
One jungle.
Oh, I thought CT was on the right side, that's T, I'm such a idiot bro.
I was doing my duty as a ward.
No, yeah.
I was holding that shit down though.
You have to admit.
the
the
the
the
I
Know
Now
Let's connect or this
Well, I might get shot on the way out, I think I'm dead anyway, oh yeah I'm so dead.
Sweet!
That's okay.
Oh god, oh no guys.
I said as long as I don't fall below blue bands, I fall below blue bands.
I want to do ace mug.
Sure.
Together, we can't believe it.
Oh, good grief.
Really?
Fuck.
You're only a fuck.
Oh!
Oh, OK.
Oh, brother.
of
only
of
of
of
of
I think the other one's strong.
What is that?
Hey guys, chill.
Oh!
Oh, you had a little.
I thought I had that shit.
Yeah, almost.
Almost.
I'm a girl.
How's it going?
Let's get into the boys.
I will go be then I guess I'll go be that's what I just said
But whatever.
Oh my fucking god what the fuck is wrong with me oh even though dude
I was one of the kills so bad.
two
Just do there
One's palace, one's palace
Two palace, two palace
Yeah, I hit him in the head too a thing
what?
damn
what the fuck
that dude
that dude
that's so mean
oh
I believe in you purple
nice, oh nice
I believe in you purple
oh
Deploying decoy
I mean
Ah, that sucks.
Sorry, guys.
Hold up.
Definitely a nice try.
I'm gonna go beach.
Yup.
I'm gonna go palace.
Try to get a pick.
Let's go!
of
of
the
coming down to be in the middle
I don't know if they can do anything
They don't have to really... This is hard, I think.
Yeah.
I should have just saved...
Instead of buying that stupid...
Stupid P-shooter gun.
I think I'm just gonna save this round.
No more P-shooter gun.
Yeah, this is fine.
Oh, it's 10-5?
I thought this was a way closer to getting a narco.
Speed, speed.
I got it.
I got
Oh
Fuck
What
What just happened?
Yeah, I didn't have time to get it done. Yeah, they all came apartments. Okay
I didn't do shit, dude!
I'm actually just full getting fucking backpack carried!
That's actually helping me go apartments all around.
And I'm dead.
You going to Aga?
Or me?
Yeah.
Are they going knit?
Nope.
They just want to die down this apartment again.
Fuck.
Off to this base of the cat.
I was trying to get around that box, I couldn't stretch it, but...
I'm actually just dead weight, he's just crazy.
These guys are so weird.
You know, they're just, you know, like B.
They all went B and then they switched up and went A.
I know.
I'll go B also.
Let's have a ride.
I'm gonna watch cat.
They're pushing up cat.
You're ending an apartment school.
Oh, I wanted to kill someone so bad.
bad
at least i hit him
i guess
fuck that cat
he's trying to trap the cat
yep
he's still cat
hey dude your name hit me
of
the
I'm just gonna save again I need it bro
Hello?
Let's go.
Here, at least.
They're going middle.
Middle.
of
I'm so gone!
I believe in you, egg.
No, don't say that.
One should be on my back, I guess.
How do you know?
I'm just going to use an AWP sniper, I think, and let's see if he switches.
I'm pretty sure he's still scaring the AWP.
Like it's just cocked isn't it?
He might have just picked up the bomb and so worked out on his
No, he has it.
Oh, he has a- AHAH!
I'm trying.
Very sad.
Can a person has pulled the same thing twice?
What was that? Capscalf? Not the same thing twice?
Dude, I have the worst fucking case look on all of these here.
I've got pretty bad luck too
At least the team's nice, I guess although I don't even deserve it
The guy at least two in mid
I'm on 9L, some carry me to come up.
Brad is in middle of the snapper.
One's coming up, connector.
I'm a ward, I'm watching this spot with my life.
The bomb is upstairs, so
So, they might go this way.
There's another one there.
Oh, f**king cat.
Last one's mid.
I'm just gonna play time on this one.
Yay!
Well done.
Yo, UIG, thanks for 38 months, sorry.
I've been locked in, I just saw that.
Holy bottom fred, jesus, oh god.
what he's standing on someone I was like is that just some shit on the wall
that I never know before yeah I did something at the end
Kora is a Kora is a should I play one more or should I just play Witcher decisions decisions
I need more keys. One more? Okay. Let me guess some more keys though.
Okay, buy this shit.
I also think I'm gonna change
Because the outfit being so uncomfortable is like, my brain is just not working.
Alright. Hold on. I'm going to change.
Nadio! Thanks for the 10 months!
I'm glad I at least got to show you guys though.
But I think I'm going to go put on a t-shirt now with my bald head.
Yeah, I think it came out pretty good.
Yeah, I think if I'm careful I might actually not fuck it up.
Okay.
You right back
I am free!
Yay!
Oh!
That was a crazy outfit.
Yes, I am free.
My lipstick is still black though,
and my forehead is exposed.
Oh, God.
Okay, one more?
Okay, one more.
Okay, one more.
Okay, one more.
Okay, one more.
Okay, one more.
One more?
One more?
Your client needs to update, please restart!
What the heck? They're pushing out updates in the middle. Yo Claudio, thanks for the 16 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
All right, update time.
It is fine.
Does my hair look weird?
It just always looks weird.
What does your shirt say?
Oh, it's a nine-inch nail shirt.
But it says, uh, take the skin.
It's one of the shirts that they gave me when I went to the concert.
Take whose skin? Uh, it says take the skin and peel it back.
back. Oh no man he's just always singing about healing people's skin off. It's kind of scary.
Kind of scary. Okay more cases! Yay! I don't want to take this off here. He's got to be
Oh my gosh.
I'm free.
Give me this shit.
Just give me anything that's not blue or purple.
Please!
What do I have to do?
No!
Dude, it's it's been dry for so long. I think like my last like
300 cases or something like that, right?
That's be something crazy like that
Okay, my forehead looks fucking huge
Wig hair
It's ahhh why is it always easy like that with the hard ones?
Come on, man. It always just barely passes the red. Honestly, I'm kind of glad that I
decided to take the costume off early because when I was in my intro, I needed a piss really
bad and then I realized I was not going to go piss in that outfit. There was no way.
I was like, oh, I guess I'm just gonna deal with it.
And then the feeling kind of went away.
And it hasn't come back yet,
but now whenever I have to piss again,
I can piss without here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, it is what it is, right?
Why are the keys already again?
Oh my God, I have to buy more keys already.
Good grief.
Good grief
Yo, Yag ski thanks for seven months a one-piece outfit no pants and no top. Yeah, it was like a
bodysuit
corset
And then a bunch of stuff I added on top
So I'd have to remove the corset take off the whole body suit some of the stuff which was pinned up
Oh! I got a pink! Oh, this is cute! Wait, it's an anime girl gun. I'll have to equip that later.
I'm just happy to get something that's not blue. I've been waiting. Yes, very nice. Very very nice.
Alright, they can pick. I'm gonna go piss. Now that I'm allowed to piss.
Hello, I've returned again.
And before people ask, yes, I wash my hands.
I used my new um, my new uh, what's it called, peach blossom and nectar, so it's a very
good flavor.
No you didn't, yes I did, why would I lie about that?
Do y'all just not wash your hands?
Maybe it's projection.
It's projection because you guys don't wash your hands so you assume everyone else doesn't.
I mean I guess you can't know for sure what people do in the bathroom.
But I feel like every girl I know obviously washes their hands but there's some guys
that like, I don't know.
I don't know.
And I've heard guys talk about this and be like,
oh well, I like don't even touch anything,
so I don't have to wash my hands.
Yes you do, you have to wash your hands.
Because your hands touch like the bathroom door handle
and stuff like that, you might touch like the toilet lid,
you have to wash your hands.
I don't even play with me right now,
don't piss me off.
Can we plant that bomb or are we just going to...
Eee, sorry.
I forgot that I had it.
It was just a joke.
Sorry, I was talking about hand washing and I'm very passionate about hand washing.
As I truly love soap.
He's upstairs. Yep.
Yeah, I don't think I hit a single bullet on anyone.
That's okay.
But you see how much more talkative I am already now that I've changed, bro?
I don't know what it is about that outfit.
Maybe it was just like...
Like a f***ing plethora of feeling.
It was just like, ooh, I just didn't all like that.
Jeremy Quinn, thanks for the three months!
This is just... not pleasant.
I feel like I should be with the rest of the team.
There was another guy like literally looking right at me. I don't think he'd shot at me at all
It was a box
Well, we see him. I'm just gonna sit plant my ass right here
What is that?
Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking serious?
He's on the bomb.
I got a SES.
I did something. A little bit. We'll take that. Yeah, brothers, stay happy with your
Um actually I got one kill too. I also got to kill. Don't forget about that.
Oh, it's smoke.
Oh, it is.
Oh, f**k you.
Oopsie.
Dude, is that me?
I think that other guy's under, or maybe he ran.
Oh, we see-
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Yeah!
Oh, I didn't know you could spin the bomb like that!
So cool.
So cool.
spectator stream
Okay, my goal is to not die this round
Wait, it's wait is it always a spectator stream you guys are spectating me
Think before you speak
Oh my god, there's so many.
YAYYYYYY!
It's just react content.
Man, chat's way better reacting than me.
They're always reacting to some shit.
Or just making shit up.
You're finding blue bands again?
Wait, you're right! It's blue bands!
My arch nemesis
Although by the end he wasn't bottom-fragging anymore last time
And he just killed me
It's gonna be sight to your left
One more sight one more sight
Logged by your nemesis.
I don't know if I'd consider blue bands my nemesis.
Oh my god, he did the same thing and cut a third kill.
That's fine.
do I save here I'm gonna save it doesn't it looks like everyone else has money
And I'm dead blue bands again, dude!
How do we lose 1v3?
That's crazy.
How did he get- WHAT?
He's just a god!
Wait.
I don't know, blue bands is too good to be my rival.
That was sick.
Do I have an AK now?
Oh, nice.
Sick.
No fire rescue guy, thanks for the gift sub to Red Bull!
Oh shit, I have the bomb. That's so much responsibility.
Oh, you're... okay. Cool.
Yo, Paragon! Thank you for the love and gifted! Thanks, Paragon! I'm so scared right now.
Thank you, Paragon! Thank you, thank you!
One window.
It's fucking blue bands again!
How does he like always know where we are?
Yo, Oaf, thank you for the 10 gifted.
This might be a sniper.
Okay, well, I'll put this here.
And open some cases!
Let's fucking go!
Oaf, thank you for the 10!
Save, Paragon, thank you, Oaf!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you so much.
Oh my god, I actually got it!
got it! Oh it's always an AWP! I want an AK or something. I don't know if these cases
even have a kid. I do. I got a red! Look at the float. What is that, this? Field-pested.
Okay, my bad team.
Oh my god, this.
I guess.
What?
I'm throwing a fireback.
I'm throwing a fireback.
It was blue bands again!
I can't.
Holy shit.
Oh nice! That was a very nice Molotov.
Oh! Was his ass sticking out? Oh, it's in the window.
Ah, they try.
Man, I gotta step it up. I gotta do better, bro.
sneaky sneaky what oh my god oh yo gab thanks for 32 months
oh my god
I'm going to kill you.
Excuse me.
I'm gonna grab on where's he trying to go
Oh.
Oh!
Oh.
There?
There.
There's a spot.
CT.
Oof.
Heal Fruit Loop, thank you for the gift, Ed.
Okay.
I've died ten times. That's very bad. That's every single round.
I
Shit there's one there
Again, how do you always know Gabriel? Thanks for the two months. Oh
My god, I won't be too
We're on out of cheese and going
Quick
Is this map better a terrorist or CT would you guys say
Okay.
We're doing okay.
It's very close.
I'm back site.
One sec, one sec.
Oh my god my game froze.
Hello?
Oh my god, my game froze. Hello?
Scared the shit out of me.
Yay!
Chane, thanks for the 5 months!
He has no more adds.
I mean I have a twitch turbo so I never see adds. I forget how bad it is.
Dockham, thanks for 63 months! Thank you!
We are even now. We have ourselves a game.
Yo, Foxtrot, thanks for 15 months!
Oh, fuck, there's one down.
Okay, 3v3, you know what that means.
Come on, give me something!
Anything!
Micro wolf man, thanks for three months!
That's the only one, that's the only one.
Ahhh don't
no, NO, NO.
NO NO, no, NO, NO.
not the stupid emote bro please no
I should have head because I don't even have a gun.
You see this Emmy all sub three months in advance I see everything I just don't read
everything out loud yeah it was a save round it's okay yes I see I see everything
nothing nothing that you guys do gets past me
I just can't read everything.
Okay, there's so many.
A bunch of pals, bunch of pals, eh?
Or did I hear you guys?
I might have heard you guys.
Oh, they're mad for sure.
He was pull-bands again!
Yo, just above you, thanks for the six months, three months is paid.
Thank you, bro.
Aw, we've lost three rounds in a row.
Okay.
And I feel bad for our top fragger.
He's doing so good.
Holy shit.
Wow, we're around.
We are so back.
Dude, this guy's trying to carry us so bad, he has 3000 damage.
Okay, it's 2v4.
Do you guys think someday I'll pull a cooler knife?
Maybe someday.
This is planted country.
You should have the danger moves.
Throwing smoke, laying down smoke.
It's danger out.
He killed all of them.
I helped on one, but you know, whatever.
Dude, he's gaming, bro.
I stole that kill.
He's actually gaming.
I don't know who that was, Cap, but I liked your kill big time.
Come on, come on, you're up.
Join fire!
I saw one, Ram.
Smoke!
Smoke!
One stairs? I don't know where the last one is.
I'm behind you, behind you.
They're all but there, both in front of me, behind me, what am I supposed to do?
Unfortunate.
unfortunate. Now this guy's opening cases too. I need to step up my game. Well I
didn't know that when you open both teams see the cases can open. I thought it was my
team someone on the enemy team opening cases
one top dead
wow he shot on me at least you ran it's her
wow
This is it guys ready check this shit out
Oh wait an AK is dead I told you guys
I
One bro
They're all bravost
They're still here.
Oh, they're planting.
Ooh!
I don't have a kit.
I don't have a kit.
I don't have a kit.
I don't have a kit.
Now the kit.
Yay!
This is a really close game.
And now I have a diffuser.
I thought they'd go A this round.
Hi.
Let's move out.
Inventory.
Smoke.
I ain't got smoke.
Throw in the grenade.
Remit, remit.
Form it, actually.
Three seven, dude, nice.
Nice.
Oh!
I don't know where that was from.
That wasn't me.
Yeah.
Uh, yellow. Just watch cat. Just watch cat.
There's only one. He was there.
Yeah, he's right there.
He crossed you through the smoke.
Just gonna plant B.
Oh boy.
This is nerve-racking.
wrecking
Can pick that grenade up and throw it in there
We're just behind you up against
Oh, they wasted too much time.
Fuck.
That's okay.
At least I'm not a bottom frag or even close to it.
I have died the most though.
I want to smoke.
So there is that.
Oh my god I had to reload I mean I hid both of them at least and my best
Flayers alive!
How do I ask for a buy?
Last round buy anything you can.
It's fine I guess.
Open the mic.
No.
One ramp at least.
I didn't do anything, yay!
Man, I guess they just all went for it, I don't know.
I didn't see a single player!
Crazy!
of
1v5, you got this man!
Nah, just wait till we're on terrorist side and it's over for the- oh shit!
Oh, that was sick.
Wait, we're still CT.
Why?
It was first of 15?
Oh.
Oh, well I'm not gonna buy all these then.
Just in case.
Three rounds each.
Oh, okay.
Two tops, miss.
Oh my god.
Is one tapped
Two, there was three mid, or one jungle two mid.
Oh dear, left bro.
Watch out.
Oh nice.
It's over.
Okay, so three rounds up, so now they're one from winning, or what?
I'm just gonna play super slow.
Oh, that's really bad.
I feel bad for this guy. He has 43 kills.
And we're too heavy.
I mean it's not over yet.
He's smurfing, don't feel bad.
I'm still humiliated with myself.
I'm ashamed.
I'm just doing my job as a ward. I made the other guy jump out so that our smurf could kill him.
He's on site, he's on site.
What the fuck?
Wow.
That was um, that was something.
That was something.
Is it witcher time perhaps or one more?
I didn't eat that much of my Alfredo, but now I have it.
One more.
Oh yeah, I have to equip my AK.
I finally got an AK.
I'm going to equip this too.
I will no longer have my no skin a.k.
Yeah, I'll do some trade-ups.
Let me heat up my food.
Okay.
Inventory trade-up.
I have...
I have so many ops, Jesus.
Alright.
Okay.
I don't think I'm going to have enough to actually trade up for anything good though.
We will see though.
do I have?
Wait, I like- wait, this looks like my real gun!
What the heck?
Wait, I like that.
I'm going to cancel Q just to equip that.
I might have to start using the deagle guys, I-I never buy it.
Pretty good!
Okay, now play Witcher.
I will play Witcher!
I will play Witcher, don't worry.
I'm just doing one more.
Like, actually just one more.
I swear.
Have I ever told a lie?
No. It's kind of pretty, I guess.
Do I have enough pinks that I don't want to trade up?
This item has an original owner certificate.
Should I keep that? What does that mean?
No?
Let me get rid of a bunch of these ugly ass guns.
I'm not even getting a lot of good stuff from tradeups either, but at some point maybe I'll
get better gloves maybe or a better knife either would be fine I would be okay with
either trade-up is a science well whatever the science is I'm I'm definitely
fucking it up miserably I mean I got the cool the cool deagle
this I put this in for two minutes it still feels ice cold okay yeah that is
not heated up. I have to nuke this shit. It's just so dense.
Hell nah. It's a sign pick nuke. Man I don't like nuke either.
What's that guy's name that I kept getting matched against blue something?
If he's in this- WAIT HE'S ON MY TEAM!
Dude, he has- this has- he has to be doing this on purpose.
I just- I was like, bro, he's on the enemy team.
He's on my team.
Well, he won last time.
But surely we'll win this one.
That's me, Wol-sorry.
Real blue bands?
Or imposter?
Excuse me!
Oh my god, we're against Google Chrome!
That's the best browser.
Dude, the most annoying part of getting any new piece of tech is when it's like, I swear
you should use Microsoft Edge!
It's just like Chrome!
Or even better!
Shut up! I Google install chrome and then I uninstall that shit right away.
Let go. Fuck yourself.
Holy shit. So bad.
Yo Sandman thanks for the gift sub to Blue Bands.
I think I hit him, there's blood on the wall, oh he's dead, okay, sick.
Be careful, tunnel tunnel tunnel, quick to block the line.
I'm just gonna hide here, camping.
One on tunnel, one on tunnel.
Oh, that was a little left. Alex, thanks for 13 months in due haste. Thanks for 32.
This shit better be like lava. It's bubbling.
You guys hear it? I'll throw Mike, we'll pick it up.
It is gurgling.
Oh, good grief.
Okay, well no buy this round
Eat it with your hands
You know I have eaten the spaghetti with my hands
Cuz like I didn't have a choice at the time and
Honestly
It was kind of enjoyable
It felt very like very human like just very natural
I did not even- he has an AWP?!
How?! I didn't even see him!
I mean I wouldn't eat spaghetti with my hands by choice. I'm just saying like it's not that bad.
If I was one, I was one or outside of time.
Wow, did he reload?
No.
Oh, there's a little mags left.
Wow, did he reload?
No.
Oh, there's a little mags left.
Damn, bro.
There were five kills on that gun.
Oh my gosh, he's making calls too.
You should vote to kick her.
Oh my, what is wrong with you guys?
You guys don't know how to treat women at all.
There's no way.
Wow.
He actually killed all of us.
some real good alfredo oh fuck
Oh, well.
Move it, move it.
Yup.
Die.
Dude, I have insanely high heat pain tolerance.
That shit.
Oh my god.
That was like molten lava.
I hear people on the-
I heard people on the-
Fuck, okay well he got him.
Okay, 3v1 you guys got this, yay!
I like how the girl, um, her name is Rusty ass 69 and she does not have one of the anime
or cutesy picture.
Oh wait, we have a DC. That's great. I just noticed.
Um, did he not see that we won the round?
Hmm?
We should give her your rusty tetanus knife. Can you do that?
do that? I mean I'm never gonna use it. Maybe she would want it. I don't know. I mean,
she probably has an actual knife.
You can trade?
How?
Through Steam?
Oh, so I'd have to add her.
Probably, right?
I mean, she's just going to think I'm a weird dude.
I was like, oh my God, it's a girl.
It's my future girlfriend.
And then wife.
And then mother of my children.
You are a weird dude, no I'm not!
Oh wait, yeah, what if it's a dude with a voice changer?
We're just a very eminent voice.
They want to be, they want to be.
Okay, one coming in CG.
They're gonna pop one.
I'm watching, I'm watching.
I'm just gonna wait.
He ran over there. He's not gonna fire.
YAAAAAAAY!
Wait, rusty ass! No! They got her, bro!
What is her profile picture?
Is that Barack and Michelle Obama with
Turning chat again
And she sounds so sweet
That's clear.
One is low, one is low.
One is low, one is low.
WAAAHHHHH!
WE WON!
I don't think it's a girl, it sounds off.
Can you do that?
Are there other voice changers that are actually not good?
It's because it sounds fine to me.
I ate my lipstick off, yeah.
So, KC, you can?
To be fair, you sound off too.
Seriously?
Oh my fucking eyebrow, it's just so bad.
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Yay!
Yay!
I'll put my lipstick back on after the game, but this chicken Alfredo is kind of hidden
More than yesterday when I originally bought it. I put it in the fridge because I don't know what it was
It is just making me feel kind of sick yesterday, but now it's now it's delicious
I don't know what I'm saying.
Wow.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Wow.
I really like that Goose art on the wall right there.
Yeah, he's alone.
Don't peek, don't peek.
Hopefully he does not have a cat.
Help! Yay!
Yeah, maybe that's not a girl.
This is way too off.
Are you sure you guys aren't just distrusting of people online?
Why does it matter? I'm just curious because I've never, um...
...noticed that in a game before.
guys I got left behind I would peak oh actually I don't want to be involved
a lot of fire.
Like I have a lot of fire.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
Well, GG.
at least we're rich. I've survived a lot of rounds. Dude, nice. That's huge, actually.
That's really good for us.
Oh my fucking god.
I mean, they're just going to run out of bullets, right?
I mean, they're just gonna run out of bullets, right?
Throw the bomb this way out there.
Oh my fucking god.
Hey we won!
Dude just shut the hell up.
Just shut the hell up bro.
We won it doesn't matter.
It's fine.
You guys like my gun skin?
I just opened it.
My first game with it.
I took me so long to realize he was there.
Oh.
The rest are A1, so watch out for the vents.
They're coming.
Oh, my bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
That's all I got.
I mean, it sounds kind of real to me.
But I'm also very gullible.
It's obvious AF.
Gab, Gab, thanks for the free months.
I'm so fucking slow well I'm also dead now
That was a good try.
Okay, that sounded weird.
Now I'm paying attention.
Don't mind using it
Wow globy globy save for the 10. Thank you. Thanks
Shesha
Oh my god.
We're to the side and in front.
Come on rusty ass 69
I'm going to hide and save, I guess.
Oh my god, we're all going B.
Is that Russian?
No, what language was that?
Oh my god, he's like
What? What? What are you saying?
I'm very certain he's near me. I guarantee she won't be.
maybe that's not a real person I can't tell
I don't think that's a real person guys
speaking and you guys were like oh it's a girl with rusty you should give her your
knife
Idiots!
Oh, one on A, right here, he's cornered.
If one of yous wanna play, just go, go, go, A, the worst, he's right here.
Oh, this is a cool skin.
Acting like you didn't think about it.
Well, I'm not going to use it.
And I was like, man, I haven't run into a girl using VC in this game ever.
a brave soul but it is actually an AI chatbot. We are so alone in this world.
One off and dead.
Troy fire! Troy smoke!
Flashbang!
Maybe going to the car.
Is that his AWP?
Bomb on B.
That was not an AWP.
Oh it is.
But I lived though.
Whole team is chopped as fuck.
It's not that bad.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, I'm so shit.
The edge confirmed. 3B. No, they're other. Sorry, they're all in.
I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him!
Oh wait, why am I reloading?
I'm not reloading.
I don't know where to look.
The last one just killed him.
A door split.
He probably rotated.
Do you got a bomb?
Where's the bomb?
Triple.
I don't think they're gonna be...
I'm not sure if I can get to the right place.
Maybe, huh?
Oh, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Maybe, uh...
Oh, it has been pointed.
For the A-cust.
Oh, my, my, my.
Inside smoke?
I don't know how.
I'm blind, bro!
Nice.
I don't know what I was looking at.
Hello?
Oh my god, I'm alive.
Does he not know how?
He said it broke.
I mean he had it for a second.
Weird.
of
Nope.
There's only one guy left.
We should be 10 and 8 right now.
We got fucking trolled.
You ever heard the moves?
Smoke.
Laying down smoke.
Damn! I'm so good!
I was faced.
Okay, three more.
Well, I saw him in the ankle.
Oh, nice.
Oh nice.
Dude Rusty ass 69 is carrying us.
I don't know if I can forgive them for the crime of pretending to be a girl online.
Counter-terrorist, we have you here.
What if she really is a girl?
Honestly, that would be like a crazy 3000 IQ play.
is you get a voice-app changer that makes you sound like a robot so people
like oh it's not a girl it's a guy pretending to be a girl with a voice
changer but actually you're just a girl the whole time so you can still use
your voice it's fucking genius
I think they're leaving.
Wow, we got him.
cross here to get in your head shot. One more!
I have one HP.
lazy ryu, thank you for the three months.
Well I'm just gonna chill here.
We know where the bomb is, right?
Oh, we got the bomb down there.
Wow, I'm so good.
I'm going CT.
And then they don't know I'm going, uh, Kevlar.
Where you at?
No one was cat.
No! No!
Oh my goodness. Playtime, playtime, playtime, playtime.
Does it does it tell him where the bomb is or not? Yeah, okay
Always had to stay alive, okay, I didn't know that I
I thought that was as long as they had it, but now I know, yes.
Dude, if I got killed, that would have been so cool.
Oh, God.
Not good.
Yo, Rada Rada, thank you for the 4 months.
Steak, thanks for 11 months.
Joe Fish, thank you for the 13 months.
Did you remove the lipstick or did you eat it?
Ate it off my face.
I did. I suggest using your hand rather than your foot to aim.
Thank you for that. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Okay, let's unseal. Ooh, that's a nice AK.
It's some valorant looking shit.
What is that?
Okay, so is it five?
Three rolls or whatever?
Declined.
Yeah?
Okay.
Declined.
Give me something good.
Declined!
It's all blues!
A purple.
Declined, right?
Go for the last one.
Okay.
A purple decline right?
Go for the last one.
AHH!
I don't even want it.
I don't want to pay the 18 cents.
Just take it.
I don't want it.
Just get it out of my sight.
Yo, Milbert! Thank you for the time! Thanks, Milbert!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Much appreciated.
Thanks, Milbert.
Purple? Okay, one more case, and then I'm playing Witcher.
Frick. Alright, well, it is Witcher time.
Gillor, thanks for 39 months. Alright, let's boot this shit up.
Gillor, Karsty Dinges, thanks for 37 months.
And MPC Math, thank you for another 5, thank you.
Thank you, Matt. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I guess I should put my lipstick back on.
It looks kind of weird right now. Kind of freaky.
Okay, what was going on when I stopped yesterday?
I don't even remember.
Uh, find the peller's goat using the bell in your witcher senses.
Oh, I'm trying to find the goat for this guy because he said he needs the goat to do something.
I don't remember what though.
Okay, using the bell in your witcher senses.
This way, I think.
Which way?
I hear the goat!
I also hear a lot of other shit, that's not good.
Oh Mr. Roach!
There you are.
Princess!
Here, Goat.
Here, Princess.
Hofton horned.
Should have known it would be stubborn.
Oh my god, it's an escort quest. There's a health bar.
I'll hold on a little bit. It's not a very good spot.
Here
Find a nervous guest as much as a witcher compared to a patch of wild strawberries. Oh, I
Forgot I'm okay. I'm supposed to keep her away from the strawberries. Come on. Come on. Come on
What is that
Oh my god, no.
Do I really have to keep this in this bell for you to follow?
This way, your grace.
I hear some strange growling over there.
Pickle, thanks for 11 months.
Go! Go! Why is she going farther away?
Why is she going farther away?
No. No.
Oh my god, no. Oh my god, no.
Oh my god.
Oh my god! There's no fucking way!
You stay away from my goat, you piece of shit!
First you killed my horse!
Now you're trying to kill my goat!
Don't you fucking dare, you bastard!
I won't allow it!
Yeah!
Princess!
Do I really have to keep bringing this bell for you to follow?
Come on!
I'm going to get you!
I'm going to get you!
Come on!
Now, that was easy, honestly, that was easy, that was not bad.
I wanted to kill one there.
Perfect.
Ding dong!
Ding dong!
Ding dong!
Ding dong!
Ding dong!
Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
DING-DONG!
Goat of mine! Dearest sweetest goat!
They're re-unilated, how nice.
Help me now.
He's got an old necklace of chicken feet.
Oh Johnny, thank you for another 10!
Thank you!
Thanks Johnny!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you so much!
So nice!
Thank you!
Very nice!
Oh, a big-ass rat!
Well, these two
So what is he doing something for the the Baron's wife and daughter, right, but I don't remember what
No
Blue Wallace, thanks for the two months.
I'm trying to locate them. What is going on? What is going on?
Oh my god! Oh my god! ShaiGaiM, thank you for the hundred second gifts!
What is going on? Oh my god, ShaiGaiM, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, ShaiGai.
Thank you so much for the big hundo
Child that lives not yet did not die
Child that lives not yet did not die
Like a unborn child. I don't understand. It's over. Is that it?
That is it spirits had nothing more to say like where they went
Thank you, Johnny. Thank you, Johnny.
Where's Anna?
Anna's the mom, right?
Oh.
Was his daughter pregnant?
Yeah, that's why, okay.
Did the Baron have anything to do with this? Yeah, because he was drunk and there were signs
that he was going rambunctious in the house, right?
It's like-
I'm gonna tell you all this. Did she come here after it happened?
No, not Anna. It was the Omen who told me-
The voice there is-
The voice there is-
The Omen's need not your faith to be true. It is you who needs the Omen's to lead
you to truth.
The Baron have anything to do with his wife's miscarriage?
foul temperate is and he's a fondness for who
Did he abuse his family and it came to you you must have noticed no bambino things to six months
near blind a princess came and licked her hand so what?
She's a wise beast only comes to those who suffer
So his family did leave him huh?
What happened to the child I thought he seemed like a nice guy. I mean I guess that's how it goes
They always seem very nice
vengeance a barge thing
White wolf well, maybe we catch the botchling the botchling will help lead the wolf to the loved ones
Archlings suck the blood of pregnant women meet their fetuses
They can help.
It is a being cursed and witches lift curses.
If the White Wolf can't lift it, he should bring the AIDS blood.
Blood will always find kindred blood.
So, I mean, if he was abusing his family, should we really bring them back?
I mean, he said he wouldn't help us find Ciri unless we bring them back, right?
But I feel bad.
I mean they can they can run away again right? I mean no he probably won't let them.
Why do you want its blood? Blood. Blood, blood. It binds men for all ages. The living and the dead.
Sure the way you want to do with it. At times a century is too short for two
brothers to reconcile. One dies before things are set right. The other then
brings his blood to the Pella and was the Pella do he awaits for father's
Eve
Grouch wall thank you for the tears and hens feet for nine months to reconcile the
date
there shall be no for father's Eve this year
but we'll find a way for the same
heard of one witcher who lived in a botch things curse never tried it
myself though
Wow, Oat, thank you for the 10!
Thanks Oat!
Ah, so many!
Thank you!
Holy shit, thank you Oat!
Thank you, thank you!
Money, money, gift, money, money!
Thank you!
Thank you!
This game is such good music!
I love orchestra music.
Pretty old Custard thought it had died out. Death lurks in every bog and puddle around here.
Folks know they could die. Their death is unresolved.
Then they require help or they'll not know...
Ah, it's hot shit! Thank you for the 12!
Great to be hot shit! Thank you! Thank you so much!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
May they depart in peace.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, and you know...
Whatever I do, I gotta find the botchling first.
Seek it at midnight, near the grime that lies empty.
If what you say is true, the Baron ought to know where that grave is.
Oh, should we go back to the Baron?
I bet the...
I bet Jeral's probably gonna confront him for the abuse, right?
Bro has a...
I think he will call him out.
I'll be like, bro, I think your wife and daughter are lucky because you're a piece of shit.
Because you fucking suck.
Like, damn.
Oh my god! The Lush 88, thank you for the 50.
Oh shit, thank you.
What the heck?
Ah, so many genders.
Thank you, Lush. Thank you, that's so kind. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, Lush.
Thank you very, very kindly.
Uh, oh, let me know if I miss any-
Come on, come on, Lush.
Excuse me?
Let me know if I walk by any quest,
because I get some early when I was walking in this area
and I regret not picking them up.
I was like, oh, I'll be back later,
but I have not seen them since.
Oh, thank you, Lush.
Thank you, Tochi.
Thank you, Oshun.
Thank you, Shigun.
I'm stuck in a tree.
I need to keep my eyes on the road.
Lightning strike.
Did you check the map?
Oh, let's see.
Oh, are these shows?
Oh, the boards.
And then I think maybe this is one of the quests that I skipped.
Grabbing
Here's me let's go how many fucking times am I gonna get my horse stuck
My bad my bad my bad
So very sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
Oh, I keep forgetting I can jump on the horse.
I'm just used to, uh, Red Dead still.
Oh, shit!
Oh, no, it's just- it's just- it's just never gonna break!
It's just one thing after another, isn't it?
Give me up.
Oh, brother.
He didn't jump or read that as well?
I thought you were thought of as auto-jump.
Maybe I'm just...
Crazy.
He could? Oh.
For some reason I only remembered auto-jump.
You blind? Nobody willing to put it out?
That guy's not sick, looks like mine.
Most of the first two to be in the world.
But if you're a political leader, you take no prisoners.
My brother's in the stable. We've got to save him.
He'll burn alive!
Hey, man, no horses!
I'll- I'll do it!
That's what I can do.
Hurry now! Quick!
Um, where is he?
I can't leave someone...
I'm sorry.
Talk to the Baron.
Uh...
You...
You...
Where do I know you from?
Wha...
Are we homies?
Oh, he's drunk as hell.
Don't tell me he burned down his own castle
because he's a drunk moron.
Oh!
That instant...
instant call-out!
You know what you did! You know what you did! You know what you did!
Finally, they've had enough in threat. Sound about right.
Oh, now I've got a deed in my ass.
Oh, I can't drink.
Stop walking!
Oh, got him!
No!
Get water!
What you got, bitch?
Yo, Yug-Free fucking Pope in Taco Square, Gorda, thank you guys for the resums. Thank you.
Wait, what about the guy in the stable?
Sit down.
Oh, wait, oh.
You beat them.
Oh.
I'll never lie to the finger of tomorrow.
I guess you died.
And on Anna, that's another story
She always yo Malboji for the fun gifted. Thank you Malboji. Wait, you didn't save him. I
Thought I could do both
Fuck I told the guy I would save his brother
Well, I have to live with the choices that I made, you know.
He'll place us as Great Four Black Black Rollers!
Thank you for the five gifts.
Thank cavity creep thanks for the fifteen months.
Your wife, how'd she make you angry?
Too much salt in the soup? Socks never dawned?
Twenty years with now to each other.
She seen me drunk and sober.
She was there to greet me when I returned the victor. She was there to patch me up in defeat
Like no other
She knew where to press where to pinch so it would hurt
You beat her for that for criticizing you. Oh
Witcher you haven't a clue. Have you?
Well, perhaps I shall tell you about it one day
One day, but not today. I
I mean, I doubt that there's a good enough reason for that, especially if she left you.
Well, L-Roll is thank you for the five gifted.
Caroway, thanks for 30 months!
This guy has anger issues, he's just so loud.
You're free to believe whatever you wish, but she was always the apple of my eye
She had the run of the place ask anyone
She'd ride the horses hooked with the men at times join them on their rounds
And they'd send for her when I threw him to a rage
This guy has anger issues
If that's the case why'd she run
I'd hardly need you if I knew
well maybe he he needs to get his shit together I mean I don't I mean bro if
they left him they don't want to come back so away from the start yes I knew
why didn't you tell me wasted my time damn it's a little time so I'd said I
had troubles couldn't control my wife my daughter what kind of flacid prick would
you take me for they didn't run away you drove them out I mean I do want to keep
shitting on him but I want to know how they ran away because I mean I'm sure
he knows right tell me everything you remember about the day they fled the
truth this time I'd been soaking myself three days straight Anna came to me
said they were leaving or begged them to stay she refused to hear it but try to
Stop her she wriggled like an eel we struggled she fell
Last blasted thing or a member woke up in the mall
I wish you had the miscarriage or did you have the miscarriage before they left a large bump on my head
Sadly they were gone. He pissed his pants to know what that's like witcher
now
How the fuck could you I?
Well, there was an easy way to prevent this, Mr. Bear and Sir.
How is this my fault, and now you're mad at me because I've never been in the same situation
where I beat my wife and daughter?
Crazy.
Crazy.
sometimes yeah why is why is his hair flowing so beautifully right now they're
literally inside I think that the windows open and the trees are going
crazy out there but still
What the hell?
So what the hell?
She didn't enter the room.
She did great.
Shine, too.
The things about her turned out differently.
The sight of her as well.
All her farming mid-crash out, he's like, man, I really don't give a fuck.
I think you're a terrible person.
But look how cool I look right now.
Hand up on my knee, hair flowing, my eyes are orange, and I got like the perfect
a scar perfectly through the middle of my eye.
What happened next?
Next.
To L'Oreal Gooseberries!
Got worse.
Well, I laugh in Gooseberries.
I work at Sunset, not knowing how many days had passed.
Thought it was all a plowing, drunken nightmare.
And then I went to the bedchamber,
but Anna was not there.
Instead, there was blood everywhere on you.
So she did miscarry because of him!
My breath shorts, my throat...
You killed your unborn baby too!
My bed!
And so it's, it lay there, a tiny thing, defenseless, on bloodied sheets.
Dead.
And it was my doing.
What did you do with the- oh god I don't wanna know!
Maybe you're doing maybe not, but that amulet she wore could be important, or maybe the
fact that she lost it.
What did you do with the child?
What was I to do?
Took it out and buried it.
Just like that?
Damn you!
I got no thought to a funeral. It was a horror. I wanted it to end
That child had been my dream. I told Anna the little one our little one to make things right
Yet she died before she could be born
Understand witcher. What is this? My child was dead. He's pissing me off
He's pissing me off. He's like yeah, I made my wife miscarry
But it was my dream, Witcher! It was my dream! And now I'm really sad. Oh my god.
Keeping it together, man.
Oh my god!
But here's the good news your dead child might help us find the one who's still alive and your wife
What?
How?
Sometimes miscarried
I like this guy. He seems so nice and I saw people were typing clueless, and I was like oh man
I never could have imagined
Just how bad it was a
Cursed creature that draws strength from killing pregnant women
Once it's strong enough, it attacks those who scorned it, but how?
How does it know blood ties?
They're a strong bond a bond. I want to use to find your family
How?
One of two ways
Legends claim you can bury a botch thing under the family's threshold perform a ritual and turn it into a lubricant
Hobb a guardian spirit that could lead me to your family. Oh
Oh, okay, so we kill it and bury it and then we can...
Okay, I understand now.
How does that...
show me?
I'll show you where our barrier and I'll take the drive at my threshold if it turns out
We can't transform the botch thing into a lubricant. They can bury us in it and the either way
All right, let's do it the sooner we wait am I high enough level for this let's do it tonight
I've ever only done a side quest in this area right here with me. I guess we'll find out
I don't know get word to the common folk. I'll stay in their homes tonight
You're fine?
Get ahold of yourself, man.
I mean, I don't think his wife and daughter even want to be found.
But I mean, I want to see what happens, so...
I guess I'm an asshole.
Read the B-stereo to learn more about botchlings.
Let's see, botchlings.
First ones.
Oh, I thought it was literally a baby.
No!
What was that creepy ass music?
Saying a botchling's ugly is like saying shit's not particularly tasty.
I can't say it's a lie, but it doesn't actually convey the whole truth, either.
Lambert, witcher of the Wolf School.
Botchlings are perhaps the most repulsive creatures of which we'll ever have the displeasure
of meeting.
Born of dead, unwanted babies discarded without a proper burial, their appearance is out
of a partially decayed fetus, their unformed flesh twisting with hate, fear, and malice.
These hideous creatures feed on the blood of pregnant women, driven by a mad hunger
that most often leads to their victim's death.
Immune against, um, Axi, and Cursed Oil.
And I make Cursed Oil, I don't think so, but I will check.
Cursed Oil, I need one more Wolf's Bane.
I can probably find that.
Uh oh. Damn, so he beat his wife, his daughter hates him too, they left him and then made
His wife, Miss Perry gave birth to a dead baby that he buried in the back yard.
Uh-oh.
Nope!
Where could it be?
Uh-oh.
Oh my god.
I'll never get in your arms quick if it goes guaranteed it'll board us in the
house before we navigate keep screaming and it will turn rabbit it's
calling for now yes be the father you were supposed to be it'll bite through
your jugular and you'll bleed to death before I can help tell me if it starts
great thing I'll call it with magic pick it up take it in your arms
massive guts
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
Back to the fortress.
What's with this?
As I recall, you were the one who wanted to test the old legends and change it into a lubricant.
Oh, fuck.
It's so cute! It's so cute!
It is adorable.
Shit.
Wait, what was wrong with you?
Oh my god, he failed.
Oh my god, I should have known.
I ain't no baby.
Shit.
They work.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
I
You failed wait cuz I walked too far
What so because I walked too far he can't hold the fucking baby I
Didn't know he was gonna be so slow. Oh
Oh my god, yeah, I didn't know he had to stay with him!
Oh my fucking god.
Also, am I using the wrong sword?
Why do I have no damage?
I don't know if I have a safe.
What now, you piece of filth?
Guys, I'm like not doing any damage to it.
This isn't kind of bad, I think.
Okay, maybe I'll try to reload.
Can I even reload, dude?
Here, maybe if he kills me.
Right here to 820.
This is about 5 minutes ago.
Okay, fine. I will walk next to him.
You gave the child the name?
No. Why would we?
Mistake. Names are powerful seals.
Here's the spot.
Here it is.
It's so cute.
Oh, loot, loot, loot, loot, loot.
Such a cute little baby.
So cute.
Look at it.
It's so happy to be held by its father.
Uh, what am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
Uh.
What do you want to do with it?
Me?
Nothing.
This is your job.
I told you, you've got to bury it under the threshold.
The tales are true by tomorrow.
Be a lubricant.
Alright, save.
Watch over your house and help me find your family.
Yeah, that was a little bit too close.
I'll be right back.
Get the hurry.
I'm with you for a moment.
What now?
Oh my god!
I'm actually gonna fucking die what is this
Oh, good grief.
I also forgot to replenish my heals.
Oh my god we're all the way back here.
Well at least we have to spend more time with the adorable little baby.
this time. I think that the Baron kind of started to like it.
Specters, watch them set the trap.
Who are you to believe?
I'm in so pain!
I'm not good.
This is tightbake! It's driving something!
Yay! Safe again!
Don't find me!
Come on.
You need to hurry.
I'm with you.
Hold on.
I'm doing this.
Oh
Oh
Young girls, thanks for stopping welcome chosen the name no notice they're gonna be more important
It's a girl. I'm worried
But what I knew was mine to...
Do I have more... healing stuff?
I've got black pepper and candy.
I am equipping the candy.
I feel like there's going to be one last one.
Hopefully not.
Okay, thank god.
Valeus, save the Prime!
You can, but you won't do nothing, Bryce.
I named thee, say her name, and embrace thee as my daughter.
I named thee.
Daya.
I think Bryce is my daughter.
Good. Now bury the body.
Rest in peace, Daaah.
Good night.
I was starting to like the baby.
What now?
The baby was nothing but trouble.
In one day's time, they should turn into a lubricant.
I'll stay here and wait. You go home.
I'll wait with you.
Out of the question.
But that's my child.
The guilt.
King Kourt, they even signed!
Thanks, King Kourt.
Time for parental impulses.
It's long past.
Thank you.
Thank you.
But no buts.
Just Witcher's work left to do here.
Got to wait a day and a night for the bonchling to turn into a lubricant.
That's it.
So 24 hours?
Go home.
And try not to drink yourself stupid again.
I'm listening.
What do you come to make it?
Oh, I just want to see if he had more.
Oh!
We can play Gwent?
Right after he just buried his miscarried daughter?
Fucking go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
A unique card?
Alright.
He's probably pretty good though, right?
He's the freaking Baron!
Okay.
Alright, let's try this or I'm gonna update the circle.
One second.
What do you guys think?
I mean I don't even know.
I don't have enough for any of these other decks.
I think I have to do Northern Realms.
Should I just keep what I have, remove the 1 power cards, or remove a 1 power for the
5?
Okay.
Okay, um let's remove a foot soldier for this guy. What about the four cost? I mean, okay, maybe...
right?
It has the handshake too.
What's the decoy for?
You'll foster Gloucester, thanks for the nine months.
Add the decoy?
Decoy is good for spies. What does the decoy do?
It swaps a card back into your hand.
Say I'm the man, thank you for the gifted.
Can I not read the card?
Navigation, move a card.
Read the cards? I- I- How?
Change leader, start game navigation, zoom. Oh, here we go.
When you run out of peasants, decoys also make decent arrow fodder. That didn't tell me anything.
Uhh...
Should I get rid of all the one cost, or should I keep- I mean, poor fucking infantry has the...
...assist thing, and this has the heal.
At the bottom.
Oops.
Oh, swap a card on the battlefield and return it to your hand.
On the battlefield?
Like, you can do that to your own spies or what?
Yeah, should I just get rid of my one-costs?
Or are the one-costs good to have?
I mean maybe...
I'll just try it like this, I guess.
I don't know if Unicards.
Okay, I guess we'll do that.
Okay, I guess we'll do that.
Uh, maybe not three of those, maybe.
One of these.
Okay!
Redraw!
I don't need...
Do I really want all these weather cards?
Okay, what do I have?
I have a lot of frontline.
Um...
So probably don't want the Frost.
Am I fucked? Wait, what happened to the music? Why is it so quiet?
Is it because it's raining outside and I just finished a super serious part of the game, so now it's all ominous?
I guess I have to call the same name. Oh wait, this could go crazy. I have three of these.
Yeah, I uh, yeah
Draw two cards, okay wait crazy idea
I have an idea you guys don't get it just wait
Just wait.
I have a plan.
you guys. And now look at all this shit that I still have. Okay, I have two. The fog is
Just for archers, right?
I probably don't want that.
Okay, um, choose one card for discard pile and play it instantly.
How do I see what's in my discard pile?
revive the spy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
oh wait what are you just do was that
the hell
uh
oh wait I should have taken one of the teamwork guys so that they both be eight
and I have a son whatever whatever whatever
I saw people say spy and I was like, you're right, you're right, it's fine.
So what does the dummy do? Swap with a car on the battlefield and turn it to your hand.
That just means I can play it again, right?
Okay, that's just fine.
Oh, my fucking god, it's over.
I do have rain.
Um, okay, I'm gonna sunshine first and then rain, I guess, at least clear up, am I, medic?
Okay, I think this is fine.
I hope he doesn't have some crazy shit.
Oh my god dude, what?
There's no way!
It's fine, I have a fog.
Wait, oh no, I need snow.
SGG.
It's SGG.
No, dude!
I mean, if I didn't pull the spy card, so that's my fault.
I'm gonna play him again, man. What the fuck is this shit?
He has such a similar deck to me, too.
You're not complete shite.
Bitch, you really should work on your technique.
Stop, boy. Again, sometime we'll play another round.
No. Go again.
I'm listening.
In the mood for a round of gwent
Girls face so beanie now let's lay him down
Okay, I don't want as many of these
They always get one of each of those
This is fine, I guess.
I'll try it.
Okay, I've got the medic, clear weather,
Decoy.
Ow, Mott! Stop!
I don't know, bro.
Okay, that's fine.
I'm going to go for the same strat.
Wait, I'm an idiot.
I thought that was a spy card.
Macha!
Macha!
Hello!
Bro! What is this? He has so many of those fucking synergy cards.
Fuck it bro, I'm just sending everything. It's over.
Oh my god.
Hi, Marta.
Wait, did I knock? Huh?
I think I fucked up.
Dude, dude, dude, his deck is so much better than mine!
I think I got this guys, don't worry.
Wait.
Isn't medic the one that lets you draw?
Oh, adds plus 1 salt units in the row.
He's too good.
Hello.
You're not complete shouts, bitch.
We'll get him later.
Some in the Lubberkin where the botching is buried. Well, I have to wait a day, right?
So, I come back here.
Oh my goodness.
Alright, let's see what side quests we can do. Series room!
interact with the grave? Oh you can meditate at it? Oh I don't know why I
assumed it actually just wanted to come back later. I guess I might as well have
come here. Ah! Ah! Come on Soda! Rip my earbud out.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop! Stop!
AHHHHH!
STOP!
She just looks... likes to bite my socks.
I
Bloods power I summon you with your name. I beseech you
Hear my call and arise dare
Did it work oh
It's still ugly is bound to you by blood
Oh my god, it's kind of fast.
Can they not see this or like...
They can't see it.
Looks like rain.
I guess they can't see the flying ghost, baby.
Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
This damn poor's a barge.
I'm so sorry.
The lumber can is for the witcher's eyes only.
I mean, thank god I don't think anyone else needs to see this.
Oh no, yo despair muffin, thanks for 16 months.
Wait, I'm gonna lose the baby, I gotta go guys.
I was waiting for me, oh nice.
Well, now I gotta drag a mother and a daughter back to their abusive father.
Oh, she wasn't laughing when they kept in there.
Right.
Like it worth it to Rambo.
Horseshoe.
No way a pitch burner could afford a horse.
A bracelet, one of them must have dropped it.
No way a pitch burner could afford a horse.
I wonder if the wife has a new guy.
I'm going the right way.
Wants to show me something more.
What is that? What is that?
All the baby waited.
How nice.
The graphages have a few days.
Still worth the closer look.
Oh, it's all in that horse carcass
That's some rock game
I
What do we have here it's a bone bones have been here a while chewed on the saddle
Necrophages elite anything these days.
Giant claws wasn't a necrophage made these marks.
Horseshoes missing. Is this the animal that lost one in the smokehouse?
Head torn clear off takes incredible strength.
Must have been attacked by a powerful beast surprised them. I hope they got away
Powerful be trail goes on good thing it doesn't end here. Well, I have to kill that beast
Probably
I'm being followed.
Is tallow fat?
I just picked up some dog tallow.
That was kind of, uh, kind of nasty.
How do you get that out of the dog?
Oh, hello, children.
Who's that?
I give room. Come on now.
What do you think here, sir? Our hut's out of the way.
Welfle. We has nothing. We knows nothing.
Just need information. Looking for two women, the Bloody Baron's wife and daughter.
Not a soul to be near, sir.
Sure, not even passing through.
Daughter's medium height, about 20. Her mother's thin, about 40. See them?
That's her came at night, right, Mummy?
What?
Quiet boy.
Where'd the girl go?
Your son said enough, no point in playing dumb anymore.
Sorry sir.
You don't look like one of her father's men.
Because I'm not.
I'm looking for Tamara and her mother.
I need to know if they're alive and safe.
Tamara is hoist.
She's to my brother's place not so firm.
But Mrs. Anna, that's another tale.
Though any words better than the crow's purge. They know that the Baron sucks
Why cuz?
Cuz he beat her sir beat mrs. Anna oilings
How did everyone know but not a one lifted a finger for the stop it I guess word spreads. I don't know
What happened to tomorrow's mother?
We're like this I was a white in the old smokehouse with horses cold as Alan
so dark, couldn't see past two elves in front of him, moon at a risen high, and still hadn't
come.
Began to fear some demonet snatched him, but finally they came forth, and we set off towards
the river.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a gale arose, thought it'd tear my head off, and those damned birds
swarms of uncorsinore the woods, raising a racket to make your ears bleed.
and her scream bent over into herself.
Tamara knelt down, ripped her arms,
but then I saw fiery marks on her hands.
What?
What marks?
They say, well, like burned on her hands.
Her hands were branded?
On the palms inside.
Or am I confused?
Like a cattle brand.
I know these was a black scars scabbed over.
They's hot and glowing, as if they burned with raw fire.
Fine, what happened next?
Grew even darker.
Seems someone had put out the stars.
Crickets all went silent all of a sudden,
and then, from the woods, a roar broke out
in a cold swag, and before I could catch my breath,
A beast jumped out of the woods, big as a barn with horns and two burning coals for eyes.
Look what I was done for.
The beast attacked Mrs. Anna's horse, ripped its head off, carried her off into the woods.
Our horses, mine and Miss Tamara, got spooked and tore off willy-nilly for the only reason we escaped.
The miss wanted to go back for her mother, but my wife pleaded, said she'd die out there alone.
Mr. Mara bring not to go
Why help them at all you risked a lot for your dad old miss Tamara
Three moons past the fever grip my boy. We thought he was done for tomorrow
Lurid brought food and sounds
We're poor than dirt itself
She saved my boy. No two ways about me myself. I'd have never dared to help
My missus told me a time of war and contempts come a time of folk gone wrong
We need to repay good with good who stands by idly does evil as if marry the wise woman
That's a bar crying shame. We couldn't save mrs. Anna in the end
Also, they're not here either thanks for your help
The lady she'll be all right in the end boom cheek
I don't know what she is. I don't know
I'll do a talk to the Baron again bro. We gotta tell him everyone knows that you beat them as diverge
Everyone knows you suck
Bye-bye weird ghost baby. I
Will miss you
yo Gumby thanks for 31 months I am having a wonderful day come on
show let's get out of here
This is such sick music!
Where's that emote?
What is that?
Sped.
And the ghost speed is sped off into the night, never to be seen again.
I want an emote.
never to be seen again. Well, maybe we will find his wife and daughter. Oh, wait, a quest.
Hello, sir.
Um, there's someone behind you.
Excuse me?
by dueling a hundred nights to the death now draw your sword postage but I've
nicked on left after you on the first why for the lady why are you challenging me
don't recall doing anything to offend the mate bilberry well why that's where
I swear, made Bill Breeze the most loveliest of all.
Thing is, I've never laid eyes on her.
Ah-ha!
Ah!
I shall wash your scorn away with thy blood-fiend!
Stand and fight!
I don't even know, like, why she's not cute at all.
You know?
That's it!
We need to get the half, half hole!
But the next time we meet...
time I'll kill you. What the heck is a little bitch? Bed! Bed is how? That was silly. I'm
I'm going to rob your house, don't mind.
I can't get in.
Corse!
Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go.
Go Go Go.
You just...
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
You can do it.
Yep.
Nope.
Come on.
You look like an Erika today, what is that supposed to mean?
Did I just hit the dog?
I'm so sorry dog.
How did I say it?
Witcher, the word, please.
Oh, who are you?
Have we met this guy before?
Oh, no we haven't.
They called me the Sergeant,
left over from my army days, you understand.
When me and Philip, the men in the barren,
served under a Temerian banner,
what did you ask you about something?
It's a little about him being his wife.
What is it?
That night, when the Baron ordered everyone to lock their doors, stay inside.
What did you and the Baron do?
Oh, kid, it's about the ghost, baby.
Gotta ask the Baron about that.
Speaking of which, nowhere he is.
Garden.
He spends a lot of time sitting there, at least.
Drunk.
No.
Don't drink, don't eat.
Just sit.
I mean,
low-key deserved.
I'm gonna steal all his plants now
That's it
Oh, man, he's looking real sad. Hey, man, you wanna play some Gwent?
There you are
See the Holly Hawk there the violet blooms
brought the plants here from Nazare
Anna had read some story, insisted on having them, spent hours tending to them, trimming,
pruning.
She was so contented that.
And then the Frilly ones called birds of Paragas in Zerikania, but Tamara called them
dragons of Paragas.
You know what I just randomly thought of?
The dialogue in this game versus the dialogue in Crimson Desert is fucking insane, like
The difference. Even though it's the same, the exact same type of setting.
Stuart, well, thank you for the five!
Thank you, Stuart! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
That'll be you, Stuart. Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You could just not do bad things.
I mean, maybe he just wants to know they're okay.
And he won't like force them to come home.
Your daughter's in Oxenfort.
What the blazes?
Is she all right?
In good health, Scythe?
Why haven't you brought her back?
Never offered to do that.
Ooh.
I'm here now, she's Scythe.
You see her at least?
No, but I talked to the man who helped her escape
and then took her in.
Tomorrow is safe and sound.
From what I gathered, she has no desire
to see you again.
no intention to return. I shall trust some peasant dote. I shall trust whoever it is
helped there. I need to know for service and safe. Yo, CynXD, thanks for the tip of
a...
You must be sure. See her yourself. I shall believe anyone else.
See yourself? I shan't believe anyone else. You know, I'll keep helping him. Like,
I don't like him, but I like the story line.
I'm here for the plot.
Not because I want to help him.
yet but I'm on a trail well what are you waiting for for you to tell me about
Siri like we agreed oh true he did say he'd do that word once given when Siri
was on the main we took her out on a hunt for to be galloping would warm up her
limbs can't stick from so much bed rest oh that last of yours I'm looking the
Why then to hunt down a wild war that size why worthy of one of King Faunt's face
Sere come I'll haunt should be yours as I see it
Hi, you don't wow that's not bad not bad at all, but who goes born team with a sword
No bow at hand, no spear.
My sword was all I had.
Well, you brandished it beautifully.
Won't they teach you that, anyway?
Tom, what's wrong, I guess?
I care more than...
Which is good, there, right?
But they only took labs as I recall.
They made an exception for me.
Right.
Me to say, you're a she-witcher.
Not entirely.
The mutations, I was never subjected to them.
But everything else I know, I learned from the witches there.
Now any of them potions?
Not so much.
A bit.
Could you see, at times I get this pinching back here.
I'll be back here.
Shut your teeth, Grinn.
Nobody cares about your backside.
A woman could swing a sword of no one, but never seen a lady mount anything but a cock
proper.
Old tipsy on horseback, with it strange on a county bloody mountain sideways.
Perhaps you'd care to wager.
I think you can outrun me on an horse.
Naturally.
What's the stake?
She can thank him for that.
I'm in a stable.
She can thank him for that.
So you just don't mind.
If I win, I'll take your sword.
Agreed.
But not drink any more this noise.
You'll want your head about you.
Then we start a daybreak.
right
I'm on
I
Don't
Ready
As ever
Dude, I fucking suck at horseback
Oh sorry.
Oh I get my horse stamina to go faster.
Oh, it was that short?
I thought it was just me.
I'm a Reese.
I would have just kept going.
I was like, oh, I should probably regen the horse stamina, but I was almost there.
I'm gonna redo it.
I did not know the bro was fucking like nine minutes ago.
The witcher's contact in Velen was to be Hendrick, the Emperor's spy.
Hendrick was operating in Cognita when that war ravaged land.
His mission is to gather intelligence about Syria.
Yet, Daryl's arrived.
Oh my god!
Don't act like you guys would do the same thing!
The witcher learned nothing from the spy's course.
I just get all this Lincoln, thanks for 15 months you're looking good today like a cute
boy.
Thanks man.
God's men, you've...
Any news?
You... what?
Never.
That... tomorrow...
My soul is there!
Oh, come!
Not much, I...
What is that?
Nothing.
Well, for you...
When sit...
That lass of yours, pure luck in the flesh...
to hunt down a what
shit
no
ok
which
dammit
not
I'm here to skip all
what
what
that's a
black
what
I'm spamming this shit
a good
My sir!
Ready?
Huh?
Madden?
Come on, silly!
Don't you embarrass us!
Come on!
I
My stamina
Oh, I actually just had to go to Sam and I at all.
Worthy of the best horse, the mare is yours.
Thank you.
Yo, Kai-Zanthus, thanks for seven months.
She screamed like a mad woman. In an instant all had forgotten the wager. Every man ran
to save his skin, even were he to break his neck.
And they make it?
My others were not so fortunate
But what happened then?
I'm also most irrelevant. See come. Yeah, I don't know if it mattered at all
Oh
Thank you for the push crime
You're not a rest house. You find my wife working on it
I'm making peace for progress. They split up hadn't considered that possibility before but don't worry
I'll find Anna to
Let's play Gwent I
Think I gotta just fight him later when I have better cards can't help wondering why you made it more
synergy cards
That's myself out there and die a hero
Fuck a hero's death
Fuck death
Rather live as a trader. Hello nun will remember it to marry is no more
There's no left to be tried you can beat it with your current that you can't fight him later. Really what of it?
Maybe we're at work. Put them down to a man. Others will come so I just want to laugh at me
That was will flood this land take control before long sure as we've all got ourselves. They will
In the mood for a round of Gwent I'm always in the mood for Gwent
Let's lay him down.
I've got the same card.
I don't know, a spy card.
Guess I'll play mine too.
Ooh, that's huge!
My synergy cards.
Yo, Eric, JSC, thank you for these two months.
Thank you, just give this one to me.
I don't know if I'm winning.
I kinda want my spy card back.
Oh wait, this is good, this is good.
Should I pass, you think, and I could try to go for winning the next two with this big
hand?
That's where I pass.
Okay.
How do I use my leader card?
I think I found a little claw car for your decking play next to me.
Uh, that's fine I guess.
Oh, he passed!
Okay, well I have a huge hand now, but I think so does me.
I have a sunshine card, that's good.
She doesn't perfectly just car pump plate instantly.
I could get my, um, I could get, um, all right, well I'm just gonna send it, I guess.
Yeah I could do another spy.
CPAC! Thanks for 13 months!
I could try to get a spy and pray I left them back.
Always open with trash, well...
I did not know.
Should I just get this back or should I do the spy?
But if I spy and draw the two useless things I'm fucked.
Guys, I didn't even get the dummy.
I should have got the sword guy back.
This one too has plus ones all units in the row.
That's fine I have a clear weather card.
It's probably said stuff back from unused cards.
I see. I did not know that.
I mean, if he has a lot more of those Serb cards, I think I'm just fucked.
Spy drops from the deck, not from discard.
Oh!
I did not know that, actually.
I think I'll be fine once I...
Actually, I might not be fine even with my Clearwater card.
Oh, he passed!
Okay, well, I already won, but...
Wait.
Wait.
Wait, how is it even?
How is it even?
Use the rain, but do I still get the plus two?
I guess we'll see.
I will learn the mechanics, I guess.
Okay, I won.
So it keeps, okay.
So even if it's played before the rain.
Well I won. And I learned some things. I didn't know.
Yay! I got a card!
Ah! Evan! Thank you for the 10!
Thanks, Evan! Thank you!
I can't believe I did it. I didn't think that my deck was good enough.
I thought it was doomed.
Let's try to go...
Okay, um, let's see, now what?
There's probably some secondary quests, right?
I'm level 4.
Okay, let's do the series room thing.
So, here we go.
My dear friends, Philip and Anna, from Court L'Agruere, Minister of Culture for the Kingdom
of Temeria, Visima 1265, whoever thinks curses are only ever manifestations of one's ill-will
towards another is sorely mistaken. Chocolade commonplace are reports of curses cast unwittingly
on one's self or on objects in one's immediate environment. The consequence of doing so can
be difficult to predict. In many cases they lead to harm or even the death of the person
afflicted by the curse or of the people spending time with the object or being on which the curse
fell. That is why it's so essential to take preventative measures to safeguard one's
self as thoroughly as possible against the casting of curses. As an absolute minimum,
Badam Amelia Bettercruz Leon recommends cleansing oneself of all negative thoughts, trying to
be at one with a world or achieving harmony between body and mind.
Dedication to the Baron and his wife. Seems they have friends in high places under Zima
What is this?
Spinning dog. Wreck his toy
Go to the kitchen. What the?
Siri must have used these looks like she left in a hurry. Wrecked off her clothes
Geez
Just left them all over the place
I don't mind if I do.
Because it's not the girl we remember before.
Oh, because Siri met her, not Geralt.
Free sir, thanks for 26 months
You and Siri talked a bit didn't you?
We did did she say where she was going or what she came here to look for?
She said she was looking for you and a sorceress
You're here, so I guess you know her right?
They wonder if she helped that friend of hers
Siri wanted to help a friend and you do who it was
What do you mean?
She said he was in trouble
look familiar my top where'd you find that series room we play in a room
sometimes I was sad one day and Siri carved it for me oh such a shame she
had to leave you'll take some notes six to six
then you know where Siri is no one day I bought a breakfast and she was already
It kind of just seemed like you're sitting there.
Well, I'm going to steal all the stuff.
Find the witch on your own or ask the residents of mid-cost about her.
Is this a main quest?
It is a main quest.
Um, I'm still level four.
Why am I so low level?
Contract shrieker.
Maybe I should run around and pick up some quests?
Or should I just keep doing the main story for now excuse you
In stories fine for now bring out the game big game sleep. How I get out of here
Oh my god, I can't leave yet. Oh my goodness
Are you good?
I can't even talk- hello?
I can't talk to him.
Now why can't I loopies?
Dude, chill! What is your problem?
I'm just trying to steal.
Dude, we can place some Gwent, man. What's your problem?
Oh, here we go.
Why can't I talk to anyone?
Did I bug my game out?
I think I might have bugged the game.
I'll try saving up for this.
Farewell, sir.
I did not pirate the game.
Save's coming, Bogdot!
That's my karma.
I can't talk to anyone is my shit broken
about this week, some of them are not as good as ours.
Some of them are as good as a hero.
Orcie.
There's random NPCs.
I guess I'll see if it keeps happening, I don't know.
If it does, I'll just restart the game.
No problem.
I've had many bugged playthroughs.
Alright, main quest.
Like a what?
Oh wait, I never tried to go fishing, is the fishing good in this game?
I did find a fishing rod a while ago, but I never tried to use it.
There's no fishing?
Oh, but I got baited then, I found a fishing rod earlier.
I
Love fishing
I know I'd probably be like the most boring stream ever excuse me
But I would love to just do a fishing stream right fucking sit there all day
I might not even catch anything though.
You know that in the end they get rescued.
Oh yeah, true.
That was like a freak incident though.
Undiscovered location.
Wonders turned this one pale.
Park, some deliries take a hold of our fields.
Something neither spirit nor phantom.
Old Will swears on his mother's grave.
It's like to be Jenny O' the Woods.
Whether it is or it ain't, be careful
and don't go out in the fields alone.
And most certainly, not without Scythe and the Rake in hand.
But if you get the courage to drive the fowl thing off,
They'll receive a handsome reward, both though, elder man of mid-cots.
Hello?
Okay, bye, bad.
I'm gonna rob you for that.
Why, you actually have nothing to rob, that's crazy.
Bye.
An amulet, a bazaar, some tortoiseshells.
What else do you have on offer?
I'm playing well with this guy.
You won't see the kidney stones.
Tried remedies for trying times.
Oh, junk.
Oh, well, thanks.
Oh, he's got GWENT Cards!
I shall buy them all.
He he he he he he he he he.
Yo, Jason W, thanks for the eight months.
Thank you very much.
I'm a repair kid.
I don't really need the kits, right?
They're just convenient.
I would think.
Let's play cards.
Gwent wouldn't be bad.
Oh, I like pissed off.
Is this the card that I got from, uh,
fucking bear
Okay, nice.
What is that?
I've never seen none in my life. What is that?
Agile
Ultra grandmaster thanks for the two months other race pieces of harpy and r-clip to maniacs
Can we place in either the close combat or range combat cannot be moon was placed?
Okay, so it's just it to that you can place in
I'm debating if I use my spy early.
Oh, you passed.
I might have just won that.
I won't work for that.
I'm not really chosen monster card. I think it's pretty sure you got what did I say?
Always use your spy early. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense
Uh
Okay, put that shit down in there
Oh botchling card I've never seen these cars before
Alright, I'm gonna go all in, I'm gonna try to win this round.
Not quite a front line.
I'm gonna start during the other round.
What is that?
What is that?
Why are any of course the same name in your deck and play them instantly?
Okay, I'm gonna freeze these for sure, but I just want to see if he plays any
weather cards on me, and I'll do the frost last because if he plays any
weather cards on me, I'll clear them with my son. What is that?
Oh, he's still gonna beat me.
That's it!
Oh my goodness. Yeah, I'm freezing that shit over for sure.
Huge?
F**k!
Oh, I'm so cooked now.
I have nothing but weather cards.
So I just have to pass, right?
My plan is so early, and maybe I should have reigned, son, I mean...
Alright, I hope he doesn't have anything else, because if he doesn't, I just win.
YES!
Okay, I still won.
I thought he probably still had a card
Hey, hey, hey, hey you son of a bitch I got a monster card from him. I got a grave hag
You ain't safe less you got a Gabrielle the auto crank one-handed Gabrielle ensures you get the first shot
And the last word
Another name of quent perhaps
You know ghetto bird CS thanks for the prime. Oh, this is way better
Costs 300 though, I'm to wait I'm way too poor for this
And I'm gonna get those two things
He doesn't buy a lot of shit.
I'm feeling brave.
The onion bi-armor? Okay, I'm all done.
I can't lard my sausage. I can't lard my sausage.
Holy siege expert.
I have no, like, weather strategy cards, though.
I'm thinking.
Maybe I was all in.
But I'm not going to be able to draw anything else though.
Fuck it.
I feel like I just passed here, but he's gonna have two more cards than me.
I only have to win one more round.
Oh, I see you go-
Oh!
I didn't expect that, honestly.
I think I'll lose now.
Oh yeah, I lose for sure.
He's got more cards than me too.
That's one round man, just let me have this.
Just let me have this.
What does my thing do again?
I just fucked myself over even more.
That was great.
I got one more fucking infantry I
WON he didn't have any more cards what
Let's go let's go I
Know you're so pissed right now. I know you're so is
Hello, you're so pissed.
I'm on, sir.
Let me try to charm that.
Sure, tongue on her, but she's not finished.
That's the way I got to this place.
What?
Every day, six hours in the spring.
I'm not much likely to be inside here.
That's the one you never see.
I can't believe I won that. That was crazy.
Enough is enough.
Ask the residents. I'm trying to ask the residents. No one wants to talk to me.
No one wants to talk to me, bro.
There we go.
Am I talking already?
He Cork is back!
foxberries to feed our young ones.
You're a nice baby, thanks for going for lunch.
You know that for his family.
Some water rats last.
They're food for days.
After the peasant who visits the witch often.
For a man.
Good day.
You know where to find the local witch.
Who top of you are?
Your wife.
Daft wench.
Leave me be.
Don't listen to that nagging sound.
We've now had a witch.
nor cunning wenches
The choirs of delusion level one did I not level it up? I thought that I did I must have forgotten
Fuck
Okay, well I can get it
I'll talk to the guys
All right, I will brainwash you now.
I told you I'll say no to the witch.
I'll have to equip it.
Your heart at work won't interrupt.
I did not realize that I thought it was a passive.
It's kind of annoying.
I was not paying 50 bucks for that.
You take no for an answer, will you?
Ooh, alright.
Know the small pond near the village?
The path leads off from it.
Follow that till you come across a lone rock.
Walk around that, then go towards...
Find the old cart.
You're there.
Thanks.
It's just...
Don't harm her, sir.
The word of your kind's reached these paths.
Oh, they like the word.
My kind, meaning...
Well, the witch-burning kind.
He's pissed.
Yeah.
He's pissed.
He's pissed.
He's pissed!
Yeah!
You like him skinny, huh?
What? Leave me alone, Apple.
Is it the stone?
There's the boulder. Now right and onto the cart.
Oh!
This is very hard. It just hurts so much when you die.
Hey, where are you running off to?
I'm gonna meditate, refill my potions, and I have plenty of Gorgon alcohol from robbing
Every barrel I could find in the castle
That's fantastic
Miss cows are wheezing one rise from the barn floor
Us stream the way she's pretty do I look like a dairy made to you
No miss, but you know things
It is our last cow none other left in the village rest died of hunger or
Or soldiers let him off?
Oh, we're as good as dead without her.
I shall give you herbs. Mix them with water drawn from the spring at midnight then make the cow drink them.
But first you must clean out your barn. Sorry. Is that clear?
Thank you miss. A thousand thanks.
Enough. I've had my fill for the day. Go home.
She's in a friendly mental, we'd best come back on the normal.
Watch what she say, she's quick to order, now to take revenge.
Don't worry guys, I'll handle this, I'm excellent with the lady.
But first, do you want home?
Ordinary arrangement, nothing special.
Gotta see what I can loot around these parts.
Black Eyeliner! Let's go!
That's interesting.
So there's a giant portal. That's cool.
Um, I do see that there's a cellar.
Anything of interest over here?
No?
YES! Yes! I found what I was looking for!
I knew I wouldn't sum up empty handed.
Perfect.
All right, my work here is done.
Now I may enter the portal.
Whoa, where are we?
Well, well, nice.
I was wondering how long it would take you, Geralt.
I'm upstairs.
shy but she knows me
no buns the game's only letting me walk definitely not an awful hurry I guess
Greetings Witcher. She naked in the tub? She is! Why is everyone always taking baths in this game?
Where? I hope you didn't come to kill her.
Now, to talk.
He is looking low.
What is the bar boy, man?
Kira Metz deep in the heart of Velen, thought you hated the countryside.
I can assure you I did.
Now more than ever.
Heard a witch lived out here.
Never would have guessed it was King Foltest's former advisor.
I'm so pleased the world's still able to astound you, Geralt.
I actually envy you that sense of wonder.
Common in children, knights, errant and morons.
Someone's grown irritable.
Is that any way to greet an old friend?
Well, I thought it looked like-
I believe I greeted you with a pleasant view.
Now tell me what brings you here.
So, that you saw this question coming.
What are you doing here?
Let me think.
Enjoying the country air?
Admiring the unspoiled scenery?
Or is it furthering the age-old alliance
between the city and its red basket?
No.
I'm in hiding, Geralt.
Blind to the state of the world,
don't you see what's happening?
I mean the persecution mages now face.
Yes, that's exactly what I mean.
Radivid's new path time.
Pursuing anyone with a whiff of magic about them.
Which hunters?
familiar murderous scouring the north from end to end burning books hanging
soothsay is torturing her
pick the strange place to hide I didn't pick anything Harry thanks for 26 in the
north red of its men hunt sources like your father's victory I have not
stopped in Jaws the south where was I to flee I started the game right I
haven't finished it but he lets them live that's a crazy crazy long game
Different and Emma differ in every respect except one they share a deep hatred of the lot of sorceresses
And I was a member
So how's it feel to be the knowledge which?
Horrid no joy of having a boundless respect and trust of the local peasantry
They'd respect anyone who could produce hemorrhoid green in here a while, haven't you long enough a rot
to set in you cannot possibly imagine how much I detest this place changing the subject
and news of your sisters from the lodge none we can't know too much about one another these days
it's safely so close for the dvd in the background i've wanted oh my god it is i even
I didn't even realize it was on the TV, it's autoplay!
It's been easy for a while now, I didn't even notice.
I'm looking for Siri that Siri and no one can know understand oh man I shouldn't order
that the girl once sought by the lodge of sorceresses and practically every ruler on
the continent has landed here in Velen and I know nothing of it what is she doing here
indications are she's hiding from someone I heard she quarreled with a witch but if
If you don't know anything, sure you haven't seen her.
I'm certain I haven't.
But recently someone asked me about an ashen-haired woman.
He claimed she would stand out from the peasant crowd.
Did he say anything else about her?
Not so fast, Geralt.
No humble plea, no offering for the witch.
A few dozen eggs!
I can give her a few dozen eggs.
They're really dry, dude.
Well, it was an elf this individual who asked about Serena, and then see if this is Squirtle's
swab either.
It's a Squirtle swab.
What was an elven mage doing in Velen?
How we met any elves in the game yet?
They keep talking about elves.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Of course.
Kiki is right.
He asked him any more questions than he answered.
He said what his name was.
He didn't.
And he wore a mask
Very secretive all night yet, but I don't think so, but I was intelligent and composed
Thank you for the pie. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you
They'll be all she derived
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
You leave any message for her no, but he asked that where I to meet I should leave
So you know where to find him
Oh, Tether's here too for the six hour mark?
Oh my boy.
I can't go just yet.
In that case, we'll meet there.
By the way, do you need the cave entrance?
As well as CFO, I picked up a quest that I'm a good level ado.
Also, there's other things I can yoink.
I sure love looting!
I didn't let me pick them up, there we go.
I hope she doesn't notice that I stole all her shit. That'd be really fucking awkward.
I mean stealing the barren shit was easy like you so rich you wouldn't even notice it
But like I literally went straight into her basement
Not very good
Even stealing everything outside her house
YIKO! Dave and Ray! Hello! Hi Raiders! Hope we had a lovely time over there today.
Okay, let me see... Secondary Quasks. I picked up some more! Oh, they're level 11 still!
I have a level 8.
Oh wait, I hit level 5.
I mean, I can't even put any shit in.
I can make cursed oil.
Set us up power versus cursed ones.
Cursed ones are ghosts, right?
Blinds are prone with an explosion radius,
destroys monster-ness.
Okay, well I can make, uh, Ghost Oil if I end up needing it.
Cheddar no!
Cheddar no!
He's trying to eat that with the wolf.
Come on, bud.
It's still a frickin' problem.
I think for sure I need to grind more levels.
Levels?
Okay, the main quest of all right now is level 6.
How did I miss so many-
so many things?
Yo, Pro Swift, thank you for the gift sub to be 6.
Maybe I should just go around and pick up all the quests.
Or is that annoying?
Oh my god, they're both in front of me.
What do you guys want, man?
I'm gaming!
Food?
I don't think that they need food.
I had food earlier when I went in there, I think it was a while ago, but...
You can level up the skills you already have, and maybe I'll do that.
I don't wanna go get that quest.
Let's go.
Okay, notice board.
Perfect.
Okay, there's a quest to pedal the road.
I'll have a long right way.
Return left up here.
I
Do not pass what do you want?
Rejoice for even a creature's depraved and paladin here
conserve the glory of the eternal fire
Someone must sue to the corpses on the battlefield
Necrothage is defile those not already rotting in mass graves. This is not right.
That's to be my good deed for the day.
You're a handsomely profitable one, I matter. I know your kind don't work for free.
Didi, are you ready?
I'll take care of it.
Uh, maybe not tonight. I can do it tomorrow.
Good one works in life the more I...
I don't think that my capture cord is set up there right now.
I keep having to move around.
That's generous. I wish it to flare up to the sky for the glory of the time
Once I've incinerated the bodies world I find you I shall be near the bridge to
Novigrad
Okay, new quest. Main quest, secondary quest. Oh, this is a level 3 quest! Perfect!
I need these low-level quests.
Yeah, I can do DDR tomorrow.
There are a lot of dogs around here.
Oh
All right
That is a okay I
Find and bury the bodies or burn the bodies now for a shot at me
I do get XP from killing mobs, right?
Because I mean, my bar link did not move at all.
There must be so many.
They have to kill.
I'm going to use my shield to make it look like I'm going to use my shield.
Come on.
I think I know all of them.
Now for a shot at me.
No, no, no, no, no!
All right, one more.
Dude, this class, look how much my experience far has moved!
I was basically fresh level 5.
I mean, I guess that's why this game's long, it's a grind.
You ought to do it.
Yo, uh, gag or gauge, eggnog.
Thanks for too much.
Age Eggnog favorite 2 months and Luxus Farum, thanks for 52 months!
Alcoholic Eggnog is so disgusting.
I like normal Eggnog though, it is delicious.
Wow, anonymous! Thank you for the five!
Come here, bull!
You've got your job!
See ya!
If it ain't your back in priest, it's corpsees.
I'm done with this damn town.
The priest?
We'd agreed to meet as usual.
Just a larger delivery.
Good customer, I thought.
They whipped out bloods!
Oh, it's Hachi! Thank you for the five!
Thank you! Thank you so much!
Thank you, Hachi!
Oh!
Oh shit, the priest isn't out.
I'm sure he hired a witcher to burn the bodies, destroying the evidence.
A witcher? Meeting you? So what now?
Nothing. Didn't pay me to burn the living.
I'll thank the gods, it's true what they say, about mutants, you live by a code!
I'll thank you, witcher!
What are you playing at? My bestie?
Your bestie?
Say, uh, what are you playing at?
Uh, I just thought maybe you'd want to play some guant, I guess not.
Now for a shot of Igny.
Okay.
Time to go back to the priest, and I know Joralt will probably confront him instantly.
Oh, actually the XP wasn't that terrible now that I look at it.
I'm sure I'm about to get more.
I told you to put the damn earring on, you got a fuse to go through!
Dude, true.
Oh, well, one of my swords is blasted, I gotta remember to get that fixed up.
Come on.
Come on.
Ariel, Tokyo, thanks for subbing.
Hello.
Thanks, Tokyo.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
They're all screaming terror.
Oh, there's a quest back here. I'm gonna pick it up before I forget.
Hello?
What?
100? Hell no! Why would I have a 100 right now?
Don't yawn on us bro, sorry.
He and some lads tied it off cowfields.
The problem is, he's always swarms a shark mobber in him, you know, in monsters drawn
the corpses.
Give him some protection, and I'll swing you one beautiful discount.
It's gonna be like five coins off or something, isn't it?
Oh, maybe there's another way to do this.
Yes!
The thing is, when you're discounted just because.
Hi.
Good idea.
Yeah!
Sholes my friend
It's better pleasure to do business with you
What is this walkage across the pond turn its subsidiaries wait did I already have one?
You have one already
But I got experience points for that
We have one, fuck.
Well, minus fifty.
Just after the battle, the wounded needed tending, refugees, passport, care.
We had sermons to deliver, donations to clip.
Relieved to hear it.
What would the people have done without you?
So he hasn't brought up the uh, the guy that was still alive.
So, took care of the graves.
Oh he's, he's doing it now.
One of the corpses proved to be quite, well, alive, and pretty talkative.
What do you mean?
Fistech dealer.
One of them survived.
Had an awfully interesting story to tell.
Uh-oh.
Hmm.
Intriguing.
I would purchase this story from you for old time.
Excursive.
You're going to pay me off?
No!
Fuck you!
You can hire me, but you sure as hell can't buy me.
I did think about it, though.
I thought about it for a second.
Ow.
Are you ready? You're having meals.
Are you ready?
I'm afraid I'll beat you.
Wait, did I even hit him?
Why does he look weird?
Oh, he got one shot?
Oh, I didn't even notice he- Oh, Montez, I know.
I didn't even notice he died.
Damn, that was pathetic.
Well, that's what you get, man.
And I think I robbed him anyway, so I got the money anyway, right?
Yeah, plus 200, I mean it's probably more than he was going to pay me.
I would think.
Probably right?
He was probably trying to cheat me out.
But I think I did the right thing.
I think I'm going to do this gear quest.
Have I already missed any quests?
Oh I guess I skipped the guy who's up brother was dying in the burning building.
But that was an accident.
That was not my intention to skip.
I'm loving like insanely slow because it feels insanely slow.
Search the castle ruins.
Oh, okay, I see what it wants me to do.
Wait, find diagrams for all Viper school gear.
Am I at the right place for this quest?
It's in a different zone.
Okay, next floor.
Holy shit, there's a lot I haven't found.
How do I... it's in the starting zone?
How do I switch to it?
Oh, well, not the classic.
Ah.
The game is not open world.
Uh...
Geralt and Yennefer were reunited.
Something even more important happened in New Zealand.
Geralt learned that Cirilla, his longtime lord, had returned from afar.
And she was in danger. He was to find her.
Any idea what's on your mind?
Oh my, oh my, my horse came out of the water!
Roached and swam!
Okay, gear quest.
I guess it's good I didn't waste my money on gear, because I almost did multiple times.
Non-miss, give me some pison! Thank you!
I mean, maybe the bot here is from, like, people that want to pick the best-looking gear or something, I don't know.
Or collect it all.
Here'll be the newbie! Thanks for 27 months!
Ah!
RAAA!
Good news going on.
Can't run right there.
Ow!
Sorry.
So once I find the diagrams, do I have to make someone craft it for me?
Or do I just get it?
It'd be cool to just get it, but I feel like that's not how it's gonna be.
Yeah?
Man! Well, I've been looting plenty of materials.
So...
There is that.
Faster.
I
Talked up
I'm going to steal your guys stuff, sorry.
Oh, you got chicken sandwich?
Terrigation reports. Location, Amovet Fortress. Person's taking part. Sir, Ignatius Various
Bart. What's Bart stand for? The Bylif Andreas Bloom. Sir, Ignatius underlings Karmie, Bardi
and Belzey. Suspect, Colgram, Witcher of the Viper School. The Witcher, Colgram stands
accused of kidnapping Vinnie's son of Paul, a beekeeper, residing in the light orchard
suspect was detained pending trial. Upon detention, he was searched in a diagram for the forging
of a steel sword was found in his person. Aspected, the sword was used to entertain or
possibly kill the kidnapped child as likely suspected that the accused possesses such
other diagrams for the forging of death-dealing implements that have been found to date.
I'm not reading all of that, but I found what I needed to find.
Is it Triss in her house?
Wait, what?
What is level 10 main quest?
I'm way too low level for this, but I want to meet Triss. I haven't met her yet the whole game.
I mean I can only talk to her, I don't have to be the whole time to talk to her.
She lives out here?
Oh god, I have to use this one to see how she lives out here?
okay rumble burb thanks for 35 months did you get your new force and merch
uh i was not aware that there was force and merch
quite the uh tiramax the businessman huh
You missed out, it's already sold out.
Did he actually make merch there?
Are you guys joking?
Uh, what should I do?
Okay, so it's way off the way that I'm looking.
It's TP to this end I guess.
I'm still really far away.
Okay so that way.
Where's the closest place?
Whatever, I'm just going to ride my horsey there.
He gave away stuff from his closet, so it's not Mert, it's just hand me downs and people
actually bought it.
I don't know if I'm being fucked with right now.
Don't talk to me.
Come on!
Well, I'm trying to use the, like, auto-ride feature and the horse just goes
wherever the fuck it wants.
Of course you do not give a shit.
Hidden treasure!
Uh, I will come back later, I guess.
Oh!
Oh, this is a new song. New battle song?
Oh god.
Let's go.
I'm lost.
Dude, please go.
That's it.
Oh my god, fucking horse, please.
Danger...
If it's right above us, the enemy is much stronger than you.
Man, I thought we were just going for a little house visit.
But it seems it's really quite dangerous out here.
Let's go see Tris. I've never met her before.
Oh my, what is happening here?
I'm playing with mods? No, I'm not because it's my first time playing it.
It's time, I think.
Oh!
Oh!
The first witch burning that we've seen.
No evil can survive the Holy Fire.
The Holy Fire in lightens, burns and cleanses.
Behold the flame of grace and mercy.
Special prior for you, freak.
Nice, slow burning.
You beg for mercy and all your voice is known to you.
I might have bumped up on him here, I just assumed he was going to meet her, I don't
I don't have to fight anything because I'm fucked, bro.
I'm half the level I'm supposed to be here.
Oh my god.
Sure, how doodoo hasn't looked the same fate.
Who's doodoo?
I've heard of you.
Who the fuck are you?
Hi, Casey.
Well, we can still go and try to meet Tris, right?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It's not a witch with muscle.
I've got to cast a spell.
Excuse you guys, what are you doing here?
I...
Shut up.
We're looting it.
That's my job!
Won't you go on by the time I count to three?
One.
Hey, are you there?
Two.
Ooh, lookie.
Thinks he can scare us off.
Three.
Level 11, oh my god.
I really have to do this right now, okay?
Okay, this is gonna be rough.
I'm literally level five guys chill please and I have no heels
Oh
Oh my god that killed me.
Okay, well maybe I can't meet Tris today actually.
I'm a little bit weak too, we're supposed to come here after finishing the Valheim quest.
I recommended that I come here for some reason, or like it shut up as the next quest thing.
What the fuck did you say?
3A?
Well, I suppose we will come back later.
Am I even in the right place?
I am, yeah, okay.
I'm just gonna keep you here for now.
Cause you selected the class, did I?
I don't think I did. I think it switched to it after I did the, um,
after I did the gear quest.
That's what it looks like on
All right well, I am done here for today, but I will be live tomorrow too
And I'll play more of this I'm probably only I think I might only play Witcher tomorrow
Thank you guys for watching today. I had a fun stream
It was very good and thank you for the all the subs and stuff.
Appreciate it.
And I hope you guys had fun hanging out and stuff.
Okay, I hope you guys hope you'll have a lovely night.
And sleep well or whatever. Okay.
Good night guys. Bye bye.
I'm gonna find a song to play for the outro.
Alright, goodnight guys, bye bye!
Bye bye, bye bye!
Bye bye!