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Gatecrash
Hey, you!
Five of the 69 of Fedbox, since the 86?
Thank you, guys. Well, thank you.
My name all soldiers? Well, all the ones I'm playing with, I'm using.
I-I name.
Thanks for the reminder, I gotta start the mod.
Uh, XCOM to Mod Folder.
Oh yeah, it's in Steam AppStrike.
I'm trying to remember where I found this damn you
Yeah, there. Play the song. Add all soundtrack on.
Yeah.
Workshop compound 268-500.
Got it.
Kind of weird finding this mod.
Here we go.
Alright.
I am logged again.
There we go.
There we go. What's your 3 DLC classes do you like the most? Templars, Skippers, and Stalker.
I never got to play with Templar.
Lazy, thanks for that 58, it's the R144, 12 fucking years, man.
Thank you, thank you.
I'll just gameplay show the- Oh, it's fine, I'll just hold on though, I kinda like it.
Well, thank you.
Yeah, I can't- I haven't seen like what every hero can do yet.
Nice Bosch me.
We are past the tutorial.
A little bit fucked because I don't have an engineer, but...
I think it's fine.
Surely.
Marisol, that's 22.
Well I'm opinion how to join? Well how to join is literally just be in the stream, it just chooses you.
But how to type stuff I can pin, yeah.
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun...
Dude my- the sniper is god long.
Cigar guy? I don't know- remember who I was.
Stalker, yeah I haven't really played stalker at all.
I've never really had the class.
I think I had it once and then I threw.
Alright bye, thanks for the 45 per can of 41, Rezesnik, 57, Marzold, thanks for the 22, and Master Malpercio, thanks for the 62.
Yeah, Haley, I know which one you mean. I've only had them once, and it was like in the beginning when I didn't know what they were.
Yeah, you can customize soldiers, but I like seeing them the way they just appear, I guess.
I hope the people I named that got named yesterday is also named today in terms of like the characters, I think so?
I don't have any fashion mod or anything I I don't have any like that
then do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Jaredx56 I'm launching dude I'm fucking launching yeah I've heard of long
war mod yeah some overhaul thing yeah house x come so far it's it's lovely
it's it's lovely it's actually really fun dude I couldn't stop thinking about
this game when I ended stream yesterday. I could not. Wow, Juicy Moons didn't run today.
Nice. Me too, dude. Good as shit.
Long war is difficult. Does it have difficulties or does it have like a set difficulty?
No, but can't I don't see that happening.
Me I guess Quad, we have a run going, it's... yeah.
Yeah.
It's not the best, but we're learning, alright, we're learning.
The thing that's fucked, the thing that's fucked about the save file is that I don't
have an engineer so I can't build anything, but it's okay.
There's a mod that shows enemy HHS after they fire.
Oh really?
What I'm also going to do I think is have a live split timer just so it's easier to
track how long I'm in a run.
I mean this run's most definitely gonna die
but let's all do it next one
That's the plan
I have it, no engineers man, I can't do anything
I can't do anything
This game's a big one, it's gonna feel so good to be in a philosophy really hot mission
Yeah, yeah, yeah
it's it's gonna be fun I know it is lovely did I could not stop thinking
about this game and when I stopped yesterday I could not I gotta make
contact with the western US yeah yeah yeah the council never existed to begin
with yeah that emo will get added when I face one if only to start leaking in
tilt of the resistance it will I'm I need to like learn what to build the
resistance ring allows you to send the covered operations but then I can't build
anything else because obviously I have no damn engineers so big problem that's
me unplugging my controller don't worry your sound did not die
actually my sound died in game though I guess you got a restart if you have your
controller plugged in game oh my game crashed I know it didn't never mind okay
we're fine yay alright but let me just see if there is audio wait there's no
audio at all. I unplugged my controller and all audio died. That's cool. Nice. No, there
is audio. There is audio. I just... Oh no, there is. Oh, there was just no audio in the
song in the end. Okay, yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're
good. No, I never play this with controller. I just had it plugged in because I was
because I was playing a little bit of where winds meets
what a ma-well-o that I see this
probably not
disable aim assist what is that
I'll play Paratopic.
No.
Don't think so. That's the wrong fireplace the hell
Was to be this one
Right anyways, where was I I don't remember there's an already a multiplayer with Leon the entire
That's kind of cool though. That's pretty cool
Yeah, I'll check command a bit to see no armory. I mean
Yeah, these names are still there. Who is the insane sharpshooter? Is it Zeus?
Yeah
This guy is fucking crazy
What a beast he is
Are you fucking jealous of?
I probably wouldn't be alive today if it weren't for your father
He was
Something of the miracle getting the Avengers power back online was a miracle
I'm not entirely sure how we deciphered their system, but we'd still be half buried in the sand if you had it
He gave everything he had to get the ship running
Specter like 70% to see her fly
You can honor his memory by using the ship to destroy the aliens wherever we find them. They'll get no argument here
They talk so much but I I do believe you could um you can like there is a way to
like lower it I think maybe it's a mod template yeah I got a good use of
Templar there yeah it was great it was great I have a four available here
sniper included the rest are wounded and the best part is it takes forever to
heal them because I don't have a healing facility
well we might as well name Sarah Williams and Anne Hudson damn
What weapon upgrades do I have available?
Oh, miss shots do damage.
Yeah, I think putting this on the sniper I'm gonna do.
You can just pick off people from afar.
Pick you, Motag.
You wanna be Sarah Williams?
Alright, sure.
Motag 95.
You're Sarah Williams.
Sniper never miss this listen you we cannot assume that all right. I'm putting it on him because he's fucking insane
I mean I might not need it to reset yeah I need if he dies it's pretty much like over I need
need to not lose these people now because they're actually getting a bit upgraded.
The honk.
Alright honk, you want to be Anne Hudson.
Uh, tea the honk.
You can type in-game if you do.
What is it?
If you type, if you're picked as a soldier, yeah, exclamation mark X say and then just
say something.
I don't know if it shows up here in the hub though, probably not.
The most creepy look, oh, your name's creepy, yeah, see, let's do this team.
Shows up right there.
You can also put an emote next to your name if you do with Exclamation mark X emote and
then type an emote like forehead or something.
No third party emote that doesn't work.
Put off kaiser.
Only the chosen ones can.
scan the target region for the operative signal. Wrong line. Western US. We got to make contact
with them. Mission locked. And that's because we got to make contact with Western US, which
Which we are working on right now, I thought. Maybe we aren't.
Our work is proceeding as expected, Commander.
No, we're doing officer autopsy right now.
Dr. Shen's constant.
Never mind. Am I winning? I mean, this is the furthest I've gotten.
There's a big learning cycle yesterday, and it will be today also.
But it's better, you know?
I should probably get some rookies and shit.
You tried the new air for Rando, it's rough and awesome.
Wait, you made contact on this screen? Oh, is that what you have to do? Okay. I kind
of want to get these though some supplies and shit and then we got to
make some armors and all that. I would love it if I could get an engineer
but none of these give engineers and without engineers I can't fucking do
do anything do okay fine we'll do the black market so here you can sell and buy
now oh you can buy people also okay
Advanced focused, advanced speed. A stock! Nice!
I don't really know what these do yet, but I think I'll buy a stock. Fuck it.
I'll try Monty.
I don't know what the autopsy does.
It has remaining research time, oh, for these.
for these so we could get him quicker
yeah I don't have any engineers that they died I fucked up the mission it's
okay yeah I just kill all the aliens and win yeah nice let's go Adam let's go dude
fucking I'll buy it I might as well not hold back because we're probably dead
any ways you know so don't hold back
where did my cursor go my cursor is stuck on this account all my mouse died
they're gonna get a window sound now
There we go.
That was me.
Let's get the rookies.
We got Ben Murphy, Elizabeth Robison, Elsa Vodegas, and Matt Harper.
Wow. Fucking nerd.
Ha! He's got glasses!
Nerd!
Ooh.
Mysterious.
Is that a toupee?
That's gotta be a toupee, right?
Kratos, kinda.
Avenger plotting new course.
Huh?
I take it this was easier than your last procedure, Doctor.
Central, Commander.
Yes, I find the process to be far less disconcerting than the subject has already expired.
the results however it's best you see for yourself but autopsy of the advent
captain has confirmed the existence of an implant similar in design to the unit
I extracted from the commander but there are differences what kind of
differences the data you see is being pulled directly from this advent
captain's implant the sequence here is essentially you commander or at least
Yeah ranger will be left for our guests here
information a great deal of information somehow encoded in a stream of psionic
energy my working theory and it uses this net to augment the tactical
readiness of its troops as well as disseminate orders from its central
command observe watching me
subjects diminished condition the implant continues to have an effect
I'm guessing that won't be easy.
We'd need an active link, and that would mean hacking a live admin officer.
A live one?
My call
Access the alien net for a constructive proving grand facility. I can't construct anything man
Stop telling me to construct stuff. I'm never finding any engineers and the one I found I fucked up the mission
it's fine I'm sure I'm sure we'll find one it's based on the latest
information the advent you need to have some ammo there needs to be a means of
stabilizing the link between the local subordinates and the yeah that's cool
work oh my god go all sweat thanks try to build this skull jack that Tygan came
up with we're going to need a specialized facility to test it
sectoid corpse develop sonica bills of our own troops I can't
construct anything because I have no engineers as the whole problem so when
you do these autopsies you get upgrade materials
but type something I want to join no I just choose this people in stream need
need more ziggurats autopsy unlock stuff okay I mean I'll do this because I was
never witnessed to one myself very quick countless observers attest to the
existence of a much smaller less intimidating variant of the sectoid that
took part in the original invasion and the time since this new being the
product of clear genetic I never got one to begin with Adam's now a familiar
face to our forces operating in the field show it
all right shabeezy let's go
strategic resource located cool engineer i have to do this immediately
Oh, I need a fucking engineer, man!
I need an engineer!
What do you mean?!
I hope you so go and check the others who've sent after us.
It sounds like we should expect these things to actively hunt us until we take them out.
You should only hope that I find you before the others too. They aren't nearly as civil.
Great!
The chosen can attempt sabotage on the Avenger.
Intense training, increasing the strength and combat.
So a UFO hunts the Avenger?
The black market is closed for six weeks!
What?!
So here you can unlock other passives, but you need to increase your influence with those
regions to unlock them I guess.
I mean yeah it says right here.
Through the ring.
The ring.
Uh, man this, I should get this fucking thing.
Nah I'm getting vulture, I'm getting vulture dude.
No, I'm ignoring this right now.
Give me the damn engineers.
Great.
That's awesome, man.
Mind shield.
Ooh.
Mute any negative mental conditions, grooming panic.
Ooh.
That's an item you construct, I guess.
I'll do a Viper autopsy, too, I guess.
Although I would expect to be growing more accustomed to seeing the clear entramingling of both human and alien genetic material, I must admit, this reptilian creature with such distinctive human features is surprisingly unsettling.
Invasion error reports include references to a species with some reptilian qualities, and nothing as readily apparent as this.
Chat, she would eat you alive, you know.
No, I don't care give me the fucking engineer
Okay, it's not recommended to skip this so I guess I'll check it
What engineer I get an engineer if I do this okay yeah okay another engineer okay fine
I'm going over here. I call Mexico
There's the mine shield the cost one sector comes 45 supplies
Damn it, I have no engineers, I can't make them.
Aaaaaaah!
I want him to live.
Get the normal vest so you...
Ranger, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Sharpshooter Specialist, I mean it's a good team, though.
It's a good team.
Alright, I'm launching.
The Sniper is, uh, carrying.
Number is carrying hard dude.
Wait, tunnels under L.A.?
Stay alert and watch for enemy movement down there.
The resistance VIP is hiding in the tunnels not far from your position.
One of their field operatives is also outside to assist you in the rescue.
Money, don't worry, I'm coming to save your ass.
But be careful, we'll have limited opportunities to set up a viable extraction point down
there.
I'm coming to save your ass, alright?
worry about it how big is this map it's not super big and all I need to do is
actually rescue I don't need to do anything else interesting interesting
okay moving to designated coordinates crispy critters
Okay.
I'm trying to get some oversight here.
What the hell is this E?
Why do I look like I'm getting arrested?
It's the LLB, but it doesn't do giffy mode, so it's just a stuck image shit.
That's funny.
Okay, we haven't seen anything yet, but I want to jump to conclusions here.
Ranger, go and scout.
I mean, we're not seeing anyone here, so that's good.
Let's go down here then.
Okay.
Where's the enemies there's no darkness here there's darkness here
Let's see what they do there they all wait, what is that that was like a robot thing
Yeah, what is that?
Oh, man, remember, no matter how tough things get down here, we can't be back until we
complete the mission.
I am not sure what that was dude, but it's very terrifying.
Okay, is it safe here? Looks good, okay.
Those look pretty good.
Okay.
We do one step at a time here. Man, what is this noise? It's from over here.
I'm tired because I was up late watching the entire...
It sounds like a bug or something.
Oh fuck it I'm gonna wait and see I can just skip let me just do this it's close
okay how close okay blue sushi stay the
fuck okay see if you think the rate of
any good strum what were you playing it
okay let's try to avoid this patrol by
moving slowly up slowly up right here
No enemies here? This is good.
Thank you, CB!
You died mostly Dragonbutts in the fucking Rando. Yeah, it's a great enemy.
Great enemy.
Okay, um, let's push the sniper over here.
Okay, we're around the corner.
I could push one- no, I am definitely not dashing into this.
I think we're just gonna stay put and see what happens here.
Let's stay put and see what happens.
Okay, all right, okay, let's push this sniper over here.
Alright. Okay. This door is a little bit risky to open.
Cause there's diff- What is that?
It might be smarter to go around cause then I could flank in that case.
Hmm. If we could get some vision.
Do we have vision over here now? Okay. This looks safe.
That's good, that's good.
Dude, I'm pretty sure there's something in here. Though it's a room with... yeah, there's a door here. Okay.
Alright.
Move out, move out.
Ah, you could dash now, it's fine.
Okay.
Now let's enter.
We're all sitting good here, so...
Yeah, it's over there.
It's over there.
Alright.
Uh, I definitely say we go around.
We try to get some vision.
Fuck, that's a blue.
God damn it.
I mean, a yellow.
I'm not ready to dash into that, not just like that.
Not like that.
Twitch chat fucking sucks.
Oh, there must have been a god-like lash out today.
Thank you, Salad. Hope you had a good stream.
Oh it's fucking scary to go out there it is.
Thank you Sal.
Was there a godlike crash out?
Night Scare Arc Shining Fixing on Firestorm.
Thank you guys for the research.
Relate six years.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, oh shit. Is there a way to like get vision here? This is really scary. Okay, there's
an overpass here. That's good. You can also go up here. I mean, I could go here and get
vision, but it's a dash.
Just trying to fucking test the boss while I'm still wanting to crime my home by the
They're there first. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, we're safe from this side. So I think a dash is actually fine to do here just so I get a vision over here.
I think it's fine. There's definitely no one here.
it seems to be quite fine now I don't see anyone yeah it's definitely fine but
I'm not rushing in there with a grenade here hell no hell no I'm not doing that
shit okay dash over here I should definitely be safe put you further in
the back because there's definitely no enemies over here we would have seen
them already. Alright, let's enter. Huh? No, I've never played the first XCOM, I
never did. Uh-oh, it's getting close now, I think. Whatever that is, it's moving for
sure okay could go here for vision I'll send a sniper up there though closing on
target position now okay this is good did I see Luta or was my eyes deceiving
me yeah I was okay we're doing fine this is all right there's no door here so I
can see right into it if I place myself correctly I would love a high guard though
and I'm definitely not rushing here I think I'll just stay over here to be
honest let's stay here and see what's up
very very risky to go there we can push forward a bit all right all right all
right solid solid
Welcome to High Guard. Central, thanks to A.E.T. Thank you.
Okay, um, we're doing well. I think I can put you a little bit further ahead with a dash.
There we go. I could also move you so you get a little bit further ahead.
Now I don't want to be caught by something here in case there is something my goal is now to go in here
That's the plan
Okay, we're good. Let's enter see what happens. Yeah, they're all they're over there
enemies over there oh now we see someone oh shit okay what is that now
what there's some kind of robot I've never faced before there's also vision
here it will be super risky to go in through this way I say we we scout this
area. Okay this does look fine. It's very important I don't lose these characters. If I lose these
characters it's GG it's over. I think you'll be out of line of sight here and
it's not a dash so yeah we the thing is look on the objective we don't need to
fight anything we just need to rescue the guy and we're good I might actually
keep you here to get somewhat of vision
But I think I'll move you over here instead.
Okay, we're doing alright.
This should be fine.
We know there's...
Get some vision?
Okay, good.
And then we're coming in here.
And then we gotta extract him too.
Alright, let's...
You're protected, right?
No, you're not. I need to move you. You need to move. You're not safe there go any high-guard
Hmm go over here then closing on target position now, okay
Let's have the snipers sit there
Oh, yeah, they're moving in here. I'm glad I kept the sniper up there
I'm very very glad I kept the sniper there because now I see you motherfuckers
What does this yellow dogs mean I said no, I don't think I've seen that before
All right, so the sniper
Well, he could actually jump out here. He could
Yeah, he can jump here, but I want to keep vision on these and
There's no way they'll see him up here. Wait. They actually do have vision here. They might actually catch him
Never mind then
Because they have one tile up here. That's actually vision
And that that is really scary
Let's start with the Ranger.
That's not the Ranger.
Where are you?
Here you are.
Okay, let's move this way.
Moving to designated position.
Roger that.
Okay.
Okay.
Come on the move.
All right.
Okay, okay, come on the main
Could you stay here and keep vision on them understood moving out let's go Zeus
Yeah, we still got vision here and there's no way they're gonna move that far, so
Let's keep vision and let's end. Oh
There's another patrol. Oh fuck. Yeah, okay. Oh
Yeah, I think they they're coming this way. Oh
Oh shit! Oh fuck he can't move now!
Shit!
If I move him now...
Ooh, okay, we gotta sit up.
We gotta get ready to fight.
But we need high guards.
There's a high guard here.
Shit that's unfortunate that just that one tile
Shit man
Yeah, you can blow up walls, but I'll blow up myself too
What I can do is I can actually open this door. I'll get a flanking position
From here, the thing is, I don't know what this robot does, I've never seen one.
Okay, it's alright, it's alright.
If we just set up proper high guards, you, go over here, and have a high guard here.
I would like to keep you there.
I just don't really know what to do with a sniper here.
Maybe just go for a shot, but if I move him, I won't get the opportunity.
But the problem is, if I don't move him, he's going to die.
If I don't move him he's dead. He's dead, man, he is. Let's see what we can do with him.
It's a big shot, it's a 50% crit chance which is probably an instakill.
probably but I'm just scared that these guys are gonna rush him that's what I'm
afraid of but we got to test it we got to test it come on baby you got this
shit. Yeah. We need to look for vulnerabilities if we're going to take that thing out. What
What is it doing?
Okay.
Shhh.
There he goes.
Okay.
This is not good.
I could launch a good flash here.
I think that hits pretty much all of them.
It looks like it does.
Come on. I had all of them from the other angle. There. I mean, I don't think the flash
gonna work on the robot but there's two snakes well the upper snake won't get by this
I mean it's a double disorient that's okay this is for you
Okay, what the fuck do we do about this though?
Well, we need to create a high-guard
And try to nuke that guy down which I think we can as a team here
It's looking pretty fine
armor okay that's armor okay that's okay we don't have any high guard here we
would unfortunately have to move to a half guard but hopefully that's enough
to kill him this is the final move I have left here fuck it's not gonna kill
him sucks cuz he has armor fuck no Zeus I mean you have extra health though you
have some kind of armor thing on your name or is that a guard is that even him
that has it yet is shit oh well
Okay, interesting interesting
Wait, what the fuck did he just okay
What the fuck
Down one!
I'm taking fire!
It is over, great.
Take your lives this year!
Well, three of them are very low health, and we have two guys left.
hold on hold on I have an idea please this will double kill them I don't need
no fucking retreat it's fine this will double kill it will double kill
Okay, now the other guy is sitting behind here, which is a little bit scary.
I mean, I have a high guard here, though, then I could go here and I could kill him.
But I'm open to probably this guy, Flair.
We could also let them come to us.
Any high guards here.
I could get a clean high guard here and overwatch.
So if he decides to come in through the corner, maybe I can kill him.
It's literally called High Guard.
What the fuck?
Hold up, aren't you on the other side of this wall?
Hey, you have like no health left, do you?
This might be a bad- I'm pretty sure he's standing here.
And I think he has two- He has armor though.
This shreds armor.
Full cover.
Half cover, full cover.
It might actually work,
or it might just be a throw.
Might.
But I'm gonna test it.
Let's see.
You're so fucking lucky it's insane.
Disgusting luck
Well it was worth it I have back-to-gate crash sure
Oh this
Incoming over here
Enemy equals crit yeah, okay great. Yeah
Where we're back to get pressure cuz it's fucked
I think it's I need to have a run where I have any engineers and I have no engineers. All right. I have zero engineers
We need engineers
Okay, that was good though. I learned something. Those yellow ones are armor and
The snakes can hug you
That's alright, it's okay. It's alright. The thing is I need a run where I actually have an engineer because I can't interact with any of the
Building so I'm not learning anything about the building thing
Nothing at all
From what I've heard, we're going back to Gatecrusher, so shut up, man.
Yeah, missing out on those weapons suck, because I actually had way better weapons I could make,
but the problem was that I failed the first engineer mission.
I think I'm gonna add a live split to keep track of how long the run is
With all this knowledge now, man, we will be unstoppable don't be afraid chat do not be afraid
I
Yeah, my heart is iron nothing more than a L as entire x copy through
But every time he says hi, god it gets point one times faster
Someone should make that I'm a busy
LRPQ
Right, I kid ours x9 think a fable. I look massive dead things in the 40
I am or is I really like it okay let's go I have so much knowledge now
the thing is I didn't have any engineers without engineers I couldn't learn the
building and I couldn't get the new weapons so it's okay this is the real
run right now this is the true run
moving out
okay you guys are there yikes
well they move I wonder I don't know oh yeah I need to uh that fun I was gonna
tab out it's fine whatever I need to add it for people winner for weiner for
okay there we go do the rich
Oh, we have a Reaper. Cool. D.R. Price.
Box. None. And a door. Wait, I only have three?
Oh, yeah, no, I because I can't use you
dark
Beelings
Okay, I'm gonna be fully attached to this run because I've learned so much now
I gotta get him up on the roof ASAP
get some vision they might have dudes there though no fuck it no no wait don't
do it don't do it don't do it any other roof I could go I could go here instead
yeah let's do that seems better fuck it I'm dashing
I'm dashing first mission so easy dude so easy
I'm really excited for this run it's gonna be night and day difference.
I'm gonna YOLO up here I think.
Wait, I get caught there?
Oh, because he breaks through the window.
I'm gonna go up here
these guys make up the bulk of the event forces with that
they're disciplined and well-equipped but their obedience makes them predict
it's very scary probably should have done that
it's a little bit impatient there
Yep, yeah.
I'm dashing. I just want to get to him.
I'm so dashing.
To be fair, it's the first time I've seen enemies up on the roof here.
I don't think they're going to find him though.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Yeah, okay, this is good, actually, um.
it says he is not revealed hold on let's let's see here how far can we go
shit that's gonna block the tile don't want to use all that
I don't want him up here alone.
If I knew how they patrolled, I don't want him up here alone.
It's very scary.
I want to claymore here in case they like patrolled this way.
Can you go higher?
Oh, you can actually move higher, but they are probably going to-
I have darkness here, so they're gonna catch me.
Fuck it, you know what? Let's play the safe game.
Let's play the safe game.
I saw them right there.
Let's play the safe game.
Pusa?
That's crazy.
I'm not losing these. It ain't happening.
I don't think these guys are moving. I think they're just there.
Or they have moved now and I will have no idea because of darkness.
it's gay crash again I lost like three
engineers and I never got a mission
where I hadn't like I never got
engineers I did I never could interact
with all building mechanics it was
fucked this time a bit different though
but these guys I mean I could play
this old show on game and I could run
all the way around but I could also be
lazy and not do that.
Now these guys are not moving. They are not.
Now we can see their connovation too.
It's really good.
Let's try to get him up here.
I'm in the next turn.
Next turn we can take him all out in one turn.
Trust.
I have a game plan.
Wait, there's no way these guys move at this point.
Okay.
Oh, he has a turn lift, that's why.
I'm not doing this now.
I'm doing it next turn so I can set up Overwatch.
Just hunker down, fuck it.
Here we go.
Okay.
If we could set this up...
Because they're going to run for cover.
So if I set you up with Overwatch...
We could have one Overwatch here.
This is such an awkward spot, man.
I'm overwatching.
You.
Not you yet.
You. Go here.
And you overwatch.
You.
I would love to keep high guard.
So I could do this here.
And we have some high guard.
go higher they're gonna catch me if I do so that's why I haven't done it that's
probably for okay let's go here now this clean you can also overwatch the thing
is they might run on this side and then it's a little bit awkward but it's worth
a shot man it's worth a shot they're all over watching now here we go
So I'm guessing that's going to blow up when when next turn maybe.
Okay it doesn't.
I thought it would blow up because they're close to the claymore.
Isn't that how claymores work?
Well, that's a bit awkward.
Well, I did not know that.
I thought that would work.
But I think I can go here.
It doesn't look like they have- no, they definitely have vision.
But they don't have vision here though.
Can't you- do you have to like- can't you go like this?
Do you have to move around like that?
Can't you go like, Reaper's Difference?
Oh, okay.
Well, fuck it then.
We-we-we-we-yeah, we could just do this then.
Just do this instead.
Um...
Just Overwatch.
In case they were to live.
Overwatch.
Overwatch.
And then we have this guy.
Throw the grenade.
Fuck it, let's see what happens.
Oh, they're all dead.
I've dealt a lot of damage.
Cool, all right.
We have high ground here.
Let's try to get some vision.
Where's the baddies?
There you are.
Johnny blade!
Just get a house forehead.
I have a big game plan here. It should work.
Oh, God.
He overwatched when he should have high guards.
That's how much you're near the target position.
Yes.
I can work with this.
Where are you?
There you are.
I can blow up this cover, run up.
Is that half cover there?
Yeah, I think so.
Zoom!
Thank you, Pallali.
ZOO! Thank you Pallavi, I bet that I'll make 73!
I want to keep his, um...
High guard there. Alright, this should be a kill.
Are you kidding me?!
Yeah, I didn't get it.
Yeah, okay, great. Good job dude. Good fucking job
Folks says I am to obey
Keeping you back here fuck it just hunker down
Mark yeah, he marks oh
Oh, we didn't die right? Wait did we die? Wait they fucking died! They died! Oh my god!
They died to gravity. Great. Great.
I didn't realize they would fly that far, man.
We have another Reaper here.
You're not guaranteed a Reaper here, no, in no way.
Yeah
We have a fix on the target move to place the export charges at the designated position
Moving on target location
Headed there now
Reapers are born in the shadows in the cold harsh world that was waiting for us out there
Yeah, we rely on each cell in a long range of tasks
Let's get some names in here
digital zips oh brother okay I'm gonna tab in now don't do anything there we go
if only people knew the joining a lot stream is suicide it's not all right
But I believe in this run believe in this run
Hey, Bates, thanks the hundred and four man. We on the street this is 52 possessing. Thanks for the
49 all right you guys are in game you can use X say or X emotes yada yada
You find a dash here.
Alright, let's skip turn.
I am at your service.
Closing on target position.
There's something you don't see every day.
These guys make up.
Mortal popcorn, okay.
Fuck, we're on the wrong roof, man.
Okay, there's a way up to the roof over there.
Could go on two different ones, I guess, just to take them out.
No, this mission will not fail.
won't. That's fine. No, it won't fail, Chad. This mission can't fail. It cannot fail.
Let's not do that.
Let's put you over here.
Alright, let's skip turn and see what they do.
I have timer also, it's easier to see how long I'll go far into the run I am.
It's darkness here. Let's not dash into it. Let's do this. That's fine. There's no other
enemies here so we're chilling on the roof top here we're good
how far can you throw a man it would have been better if zips was up here I
would have been so much better
I'm gonna bring him over there instead.
Why don't you guys dare snitch on me.
all right this is good I have a little flank spot here
we'll have a flank spot on every part of this monument in case there's this side
to hide there yeah pixel art takes a 92 I'll pass turn booty I'm coming for that
All I'm doing is getting zips up here now, that's it.
And then we can kill all of these in one turn, hopefully.
escape. All right, here we go. Everyone's in position.
Oh come on man!
Ah!
How is that other guy not?
Okay, that's alright.
Let's see here.
100% kill chance!
Well no, it's not.
chance though it's not bad we do have a claymore we can throw instead I think
we'll do that what we're gonna do is this we're gonna do this throw the
fucking claymore zoom and then he can still shoot that claymore right yes he
can. Then, Overwatch. Overwatch. Overwatch. Shoot the Claymore. No, you're flanked there.
Hello?
I'm nice overwatch, that's epic.
Okay, well I'll see you later I guess.
Fucking pussy!
Okay, I think I'm just gonna wait and see what they do here.
Oh shit, I'm not revealed.
Oh!
Oh, because of the claymore?
Okay.
Hmm.
Okay, I'm gonna see what they do then, to be honest.
I don't know where they're coming from, but they're gonna come in here. The problem is I have one overwatch though
Yeah, I guess you can't cancel it either so fuck it. Whatever
I think he just died oh
We're good. Okay, this is chill then very nice. All right, you move ahead then
confirmed moving out
there's one five you're near the target position yeah we are we sure are you
guys will stay up there but you do not jump down there cuz Kevin on under on
that otayo is gonna snitch dude I'm on the move
I overwatched one trigger if you are concealed, okay.
Fuck it, you know what, you could also join down here.
Is that not a full guard?
Oh, we need that though that could be good as hell
Are you gonna patrol here?
I mean I have oh dude that is so risky though. I mean I could get it, but this is a
I don't know about this man
I could get some vision over there maybe if he goes over here I go where you tell me
have my vision hmm okay are they in the thing okay interesting
Moving as ordered.
There they are. I can grab it, I think.
We're not sure whether to drop it up to training or stricter mind control.
Oh yeah, I can grab it. Yes.
Because they won't see this.
It doesn't look like they'll see this.
I'm greeting. Fuck this.
Hair trigger
They don't know where we are so I'm just gonna move up and put these charges on
They're gonna stay there I'm pretty sure
We're taking losses here!
Fucking greed!
Fucking greed!
Oh!
You know what?
I can still get that loot.
I can use- I can get this loot.
I can.
Trust.
And I can flank here and get a full guard with a reaper.
It's crashing.
No.
No, no, no.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's okay.
It's alright.
We can- we can deal with this.
It's okay.
61? I thought that would be way better. No high guard. Ah, dammit. Wait, there is a high
guard here though and then he's flanked at the same time
what the fuck come on dude
fucking shit
I want to get a kill on this guy.
I could flank him if I go here, but then I have a half guard, so...
This fucking game.
This fucking game, dude.
I swear.
Oh.
This is the final move I have left, so...
Hey, you...
Hey, you...
Hey, you...
Hey, you...
Hey, you...
Hey, you...
Hey, you...
Hey, you...
Hey, you...
Hey, you...
Hey, you...
Hey, you...
What the fuck?
Okay well this is good though because this guy will get flanked by my reaper.
So if we do this, where are you here?
How is this a 56%?!
Uuughhhhhh!
Little bro!
I could flank this guy and kill him.
Uh, and I will.
Wait, you're- I didn't see no overwatch!
Wait, what does overwatch look like?
isn't this the eyeball? I didn't see no damn overwatch. Okay, 81% surely right.
Now he's finally open.
I am not hard stuck.
Yeah.
26.
On your order.
Grenade!
Area is secure.
We're not picking up any inbound contacts.
Scanners are clear.
Minus 1-5, we have a limited window to act
window to act before advent response we need to get those charges planted on the
double
I have it with me now moving to position
Wilson I'm 110 thank you
all right we're good I mean I died to greed there but to be honest we got some
ability points and shit on the Reaper no I lost one guy for hair trigger squad
is clear detonating all right we're out of gatecrasher gatecrasher is the hardest mission in the game
20 years of peace and prosperity will not be undone by the reckless actions of a few misguides
I got a sharp shooter again.
Squad site, very good.
And then we will get a...
Ranger! Yes! I like Ranger.
They have studied the blade.
Yeah, I rip bozo.
What does Hair Trigger... So did I have a chance that the show will not cause an action?
Oh. I mean, that's... that could turn a tide for sure.
now maybe I can actually get this one will go extremely far I know it I know
it will
I do find that area of research to be among the more intriguing options
available will begin work immediately I'll send word when it comes all right
We need a new sack- a new- Sviereelosj Jenssen!
Any Swedish people?
Holy baste.
Aquel?
Ah, Aquel, you're up buddy.
supplies I can manage commander seems like we actually managed to impress the
reapers I can't skip this but legit in this run chat like I it may be worth
spending some pressure you died yesterday but yeah I'll try to remember
We may have chosen a different...
We need the captain, he's 54!
What is this cutscene I'm getting?
Hello?
Are you just styling on us?
Recruit engineer, yes!
We don't rely on the aliens' technology, and we would never live in their cities.
We are the hunters. We move in the shadows. And we won't sleep.
What's the reason in this game? Later there's this doomsday event where they have to prevent.
If you fail that it's like game over. It's mega game over.
Commander, the Avengers remote scanning capabilities will help us search the area for clues or other resources.
It's going to take some time though. We've got a lot of ground to cover.
There's room for us to expand our facilities on board the Avenger Commander, but we'll
need more engineers to clear up space for construction first.
Resistance ring, um, so we can get, uh, an engineer for recruiting.
Insane all I've never had an engineer in this game ever.
Reaper HQ.
What does that do?
Yeah, you can reduce VO.
Yeah, it's fine.
You know what?
I don't need rookies.
I got plenty of rookies right now, and no more will die, so.
But what is this?
Gain Intel.
Okay, you get a steady crease in Intel here.
Okay.
I see.
Sure.
sure when do I stop it to be an important well we got some modular
web bounds very good very good now we can attach we made a startling break
workshop construction yeah I don't have an engine here man however if we are to
proceed down this path we must do so immediately or I fear we will lose our
opportunity to return to it in the future.
Hybrid materials, and then breakthrough.
Workshop construction, breakthrough.
Streamline construction techniques will now
reduce the overall cost of building workshops.
Okay, well I guess I'll try it. It's a breakthrough.
Try it.
Without access to the fine fossil fuel.
Still gonna sit here. I'm not gonna go for these rookies.
I'm waiting for the next mission to show up.
Here we go.
We get an- okay, don't fuckin' fail this mission.
We get an engineer if we win this.
That is key for winning. Key for winning.
Come on, team!
of
You're a guile.
This is like Tiamu Nicholas Cage.
It's like the suicide squad, but the chance of death is 100%.
Ahhhh! No!
I will win this.
I have so much more knowledge of the game now.
I have a timer just so you can keep track of how long I am in a run.
I'm not speedrunning, it's just to see.
Neutralize all enemy targets, alright.
area leave no alien standing menace one five we've got a beat on the advent
date of all near your position be advised self-denating charges are in
place at the target move to disarm and extract the package before its contents
are destroyed
I'm pretty sure the civilians never move, I'm pretty sure.
Not bald.
Not bald at all.
Okay, this is a timed mission so we have to move fast, though.
So we're gonna have to do some YOLO plays here.
Let's do this.
Hey, you!
Damn rookie.
Oh wait, no, you're the ranger, never mind.
Fuck it.
We gotta go a little bit closer.
be standing right there it's it's quite a long path there it's quite far away so
this is pretty scary
there they are you motherfucker
DNA they are stronger than ever with an even greater psionic potential I found
their patrol
wait how the fuck do you have vision up here what wait wait wait wait what how do
you have vision up here
what did
Well, we gotta make the best out of the situation, I guess.
That goddamnit, dude.
Six turns left to us.
I can't.
I can't.
I don't know.
my reaper is I don't know if he will get caught or not that's the problem run over
if we can get them all up here that would be great he won't because yeah
because they have a stealth okay so that's good then then it's fine no big
even no big deal get everyone up on this you can sit on this side I like it
Well, let's get everyone up on this.
Okay, we're up. Can't stall for much longer.
Okay, they're moving out. That's good. That's really good.
We'll overwatch work from this far. That's the question. Shut up. You're so dead. You're
You're so dead.
You're so dead.
Understood, moving out.
A deadly trap.
I wonder if they can overwatch from here, maybe they can, let's test it.
I don't think this overwatch will do much, but we try it.
We can't stall, that's the problem.
We cannot do any stalling at all.
Yeah, you can pistol overwatch now.
It's fine, man.
You gonna run?
Little soy alien?
Come on.
Oh, okay.
Fucking coward.
for the dead the aliens have found a way to mind control them now that's all
right
79% hit chance 79% I mean that's gotta be it
The only fake possible war area. I'll need more ammo soon.
Okay. Oh, it's darkness over here. Surely there's no enemies though, right?
Heading to that location.
Fuck, I can't see.
Damn it.
It's good to know though that you can't see like that.
I mean we definitely have enough but we know there's two more enemies so...
Staying hidden and using the element of surprise here will be godlike.
Ah, where ya at Reaper?
Ah.
Oh yeah, you snipe, nevermind.
You can go here. I'm kind of scared if there's something here. I highly doubt it though. I
highly doubt it. I very much doubt it.
confirmed moving out
just move up a little bro
It's all good.
The Overwatch all mod?
I don't know what that is.
Okay, they're gonna come out here again, they will.
Then we have a full guard here for Sniper.
They will definitely come out here again, so I'm just gonna wait.
the way surely you're hidden there right
and you can sit up here okay
okay fine we got plenty of time here we got plenty of time they're gonna come
again and then they're dead it's two turns but it's okay it's only two
enemies left I think is this high guard oh shit I might actually I mean I'm
hidden there aren't I I should be
let's let's let's do it because I am not risk I am not risking this we're
gonna come out there then I'll have a high guard over here you shoot there I
can run through these yeah okay all right let's go let's go intern we're very
yeah there they are and you're not gonna see him because I'm hidden
perfect all right all scat
80% for an insta kill good shit. We take those
How much do you have 95% three to four damage though, so it's not really an insta
Yeah, two turns. It's fine. It's fine
I'm gonna go for this. I'm taking this 80% shot. I
Could overwatch with the others, but then I'm using that turn to not move and I don't want to risk it
so no I'm not overwatching because then I can't move them later and then I'll
fail the mission so
ActiLizard there's no right way out of this so don't even try wait he can
actually shoot him from here holy insane fucking might as well no wait
before yeah you have one you have one yeah
There's more enemies somewhere and I don't know where
We're near the objective!
Menace-15, this is Avenger.
We have positive confirmation of the target package.
Move to a choir.
Alright, well, we gotta get this.
Whatever you say!
Who is the alien?
Menace-15, you're almost out of time.
Oh my god, the detonator is about to blow.
Wait, yeah, but you can do this right now
Two percent chance holy
All right, that's good shit.
Finsary and Cummy Nick and Warden Patty and King.
Thank you guys.
Yeah, where are they though?
That's the scary part.
Did you see them if you go on the side of this, maybe?
No problem, boss.
Are they out there?
They're not.
They must be over here somewhere.
Then they're over here.
Are they over here?
check over here. There! I see him! You motherfucker. Wait, but you don't know where we are. What
you do? Okay. That's why I didn't sprint though, so I'm going over here for a high guard. Wait
a minute! Wait a minute! These guys are weak to this. That would be kinda Sudoku though,
let's not do it. Who else do we have left? We have the sniper. Do it. Oh, I can open
close the door here no no I need to run I need to get high guard here fuck
Fuck, he has no ammo. Yikes.
I'm gonna try this.
Cool.
That's tight.
So he's this until he's revealed again, I guess.
I don't really know. I'm testing it.
I'm guessing he is. Might have been a minus turn but whatever. I'm running back here so
we get some guard. Hostiles coming in from the sides! This guy did... Wolf, do you not
know you're flanked by my Sniper? Oh no no no actually you know what Wolf? I'm gonna
fucking chop you down that's what I'm doing.
Six to eight damage that's crazy. Can I see how much this costs? Like do I get a
turn after this? I don't see how much it costs to use it. You don't. Okay. Yeah, that's kind
of a problem because this guy would kill me. So...
Okay.
I was hoping I could shoot through this, but you're calm.
That's ending the turn.
Okay, that's what that symbol was.
Yeah, I was looking for it.
25% 29 okay uh man I really want to kill this but I'm destroyed by Willsky then
what actually I have a better idea I can go here to be safe throw a nade on him
and then the sniper can finish him
That's what I'm doing. I have an aide.
I don't care about chat's game plan. I care about my own game plan.
He's open.
fuck, why is that still though? surely right? 63. surely. nice. now we're good. now we're
chillin dude there's loot also we want that loot though for sure I'm gonna
overwatch cuz it might run in here you get the loot when the mission ends right
look at people in jack complaining when I killed the enemy but it wasn't good
apparently y'all are fucking insane it was not good enough to kill the enemy oh
it was not optimal play that I saw you to why didn't you do that I don't give a
fuck all right this worked how is that not good enough I don't understand
crazy overwars
I guess it wasn't good enough, yeah
I won, but it wasn't good enough
it was flawless, but it was not good enough
because it wasn't optimal
God, it's so ridiculous
Oh my god. Yeah, it will. It will. It will.
Streamer has no brain. I looked everything up on my YouTube guides and I never made a
mistake. Everything was optimal. Well, I'm sure you had a great time, alright? But this
is my preferred way of playing. And I got a flawless with it. And I think that is
good enough, okay? I think it's good enough that I'm gonna take a mission photo. Alright?
We can take adept for the inspiration.
Nice.
God, this is so insane, man.
No damage, got loot, flawless mission, not good enough.
What happened for now?
I mean, it's just...
I didn't do the optimal play so then I have brain damage apparently, but I did a mission with it
I took no damage. I got flawless rank
There was nothing that went wrong and apparently I have brain damage because I didn't do the optimal play like
Did my game crash?
This game sucks.
Alrighty then.
to be fair that why I like watching you taking your own pace discovering by your own in
world when my job is up to amazing it's refreshing to watch your way see wait but it's an optimal
save file
Oh
So how's your day on our people cute it was great
I don't know if it autosaved somewhere I am honest man yeah so if it autosaves mid
fight then we're good yeah and then watch this fucking percentage of mist this
time and then I'm gonna die oh my god I will I will I will uninstall 518
Mission to turn eight. I think it's this one I guess yeah.
You know what I'm doing the exact same play again. See it please. Please see it and
and lash. Say I have brain damage. I'm doing the exact same play again. What are you gonna
do about it? Nothing, alright? Because it's gonna work again. Watch.
This is when I did this play, right? Surely.
And then I used her. 63.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See? No problem. And then he, he should get...
Yeah, okay. Okay, bro. Bro.
And then I overwatch here, and then he dies to the overwatch.
Oh, but it missed this time.
That's fine that doesn't matter.
All right I'm gonna fucking slash. Damn the wall bro.
Status confirmed. All hostiles are down and the area is secure. Status confirmed.
Oh wow a flawless again and I didn't even do the same strat because it didn't work
and it was still flawless. Insane how that works right? Crazy! Crazy!
Francis Cradle's like a 93. Oh he didn't crash now. Oh wait maybe crashed after this.
Yes, all right, we have a run I have an engineer for the first time
Little robot little gremlin
And what happens when the Reaper
It can often learn multiple new abilities.
Double damage within twice its normal radius?
Wait, what? That's insane!
What? Double damage within twice its normal radius?
This is ridiculous! I'm grabbing this!
Fucking A.
I have so many abilities. Okay, nice. Finally. Oh, I expanded mag.
Sick. Hit the question mark from where- did you just say question mark?
Yeah, I can do it.
Heard this before.
Yes!
work now that we have more staff on the engineering team we can start clearing
out space for new facilities commander we should keep looking for more recruits
though we'll need them to staff the facilities once they're built commander
so far i haven't seen anything critical among the alien components left over
in this area if we clean this stuff out we could
probably use this space for a new facility yeah i've never used an
engineer before let's go
station is underway commander but it's going to take some time to get all
all that stuff cleared out. Cool. Nice. Nice. Get some shit.
I've only fucking went six years to engineering school and Ella makes him dig.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
you try to make contact with their forces in the region as soon as possible
it's the only way we're going to find out what's behind this get some supplies
why not you always need to UFO defense yeah I can do that I've heard this one
a bit now UFO defense
Ah, the game auto saves. That's why you do honest man and not iron man.
Nice.
Inspired on the magnetic weapons. That's cool.
Now that I have an engineer I could actually make this
It's very good. I'll see that work begins immediate. That's 21 days quite a lot and it's inspired
Strategic resource
Okay
the game some intel I guess yeah this one you need to yeah you need to do the
research thing yo this track bangs dude
course for sector 15 West Asia.
Nice.
Commander, the factions you have contacted
are well equipped.
Recruit engineer right here.
Their knowledge will be invaluable
Helping XCOM locate and eliminate these threats next mission. I think I'll use some
well, no, no, actually
They'll be gone for a few days, but this will help us build influence with the resistance while generating materials
Los Jensen fuck yeah, let's go launch your Swedish
Commander! Commander! Commander!
I got this shit. Let's go.
I'll order my people to get underway immediately.
I
Okay, sure when this war we need to take every chance
No, not the horde we'll have to be ready to engage the enemy during oh my god
You get very nice stuff though special planning and preparation fuck
Not the whole word. I don't like these missions
Those banks
I mean to be honest I could I mean I could send a roof
He's in a rookie instead of the Reaper.
Yo, Beth Thomas.
I think I'll send a rookie squad for this, to be honest.
Some new chatters.
The rookies.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Glad as well.
Zoltan.
Rookies won't miss.
Trust.
Winners 4.
The
law passed 77
roll ash the god
Lash. Row Lash the God. And kill...
All right.
All right, a grenade in case shit hits the fan, I guess.
Let's go, team.
I prefer Dualsensee.
I really like Dualsensee.
five five five five five. Let's
go team. One of the resistance
faction sent some kind of
expeditionary force into an
area that we know to be
completely overrun by the law.
Don't ask me what they were
doing down there but now they've
gotten themselves strength.
The resistance is asking for our
help. Rookie team. Rookie
The resistance expedition is trapped not far from your position and the VIP is using a remote turret to hold off the law.
Fuck! Fire!
You only have one clear access point to the area, so get to the target's location and escort them back to the entry point for extraction.
Fucking timer mission.
Don't bother trying to outgun them.
outgun them after you secure the expedition you'll have to return to our
original entry point for extraction don't bother to outgun them back to fire
brand clear
420 xd69 I'm coming 420 I'm coming fuck it let's dash a bit gotta be quick
here.
Wait.
Are those humans?
It appears the alien devices dropped during the First Invasion had a degenerative effect
on these citizens, causing the physical and mental health to rapidly decay while maintaining
primitive organic functions.
Approach with caution, Commander.
They are certain.
Dammit.
How quick will they move, I wonder?
Let's go here.
How quick will they move? I wonder let's go here
68% fucking take it take it take it
67 take it take it take it
I'm going to dash.
Bro, that hit me, it was 67%
Percent
of
the
death of
death
His music is crazy
Fuck, he's in fire there? Okay.
The sounds of combat are likely to draw even more of them.
I'm so proud to connect.
Target neutralized.
Got the ammo! Back in it!
We have to start moving closer.
No problem boss.
Okay, we just cut through under the bridge.
We have to move.
Dude, I don't want to blow that up.
be way too fucking loud. Go for this shot right here.
They're not going to move that close. Let's go. Come on.
I
This is on ways it better in difficulty whatever it's called
He's the last guy left I think he could there's a soulmate that's gonna come here. I'm gonna over watch and kill him when he does I
I could also move closer. There's no way he's gonna... a commander. Yeah, commander.
Fuck it. No, we gotta move. We gotta move it. Leave no man too far behind.
Okay, that's a scary lost one. That's a scary one.
Bobby, don't you fucking dare stay away. Stay away.
Yeah, we're on the way.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I
Can't
We need to rush there like this is getting a little bit hairy right now
This track is such a banger.
Uh-oh.
Oh, fuck right off, man!
They're almost out of ammo for the turrets to land.
Yes, I know.
I'm working on it.
I can make it 80% if I move closer.
I'm trusting.
Adjusting A.
Adjusting A. Adjust my nuts.
Finally.
Oh, we're dead. We're fucking dead. Like, why did you have to miss that?
We're fucking dead. Could you just not have missed that? That would have been great.
I mean, I'm just gonna throw a fucking nade on these. Can I get a triple?
Yeah, that's a triple.
I mean, I could also fire my gun, but I don't even know if I trust this anymore.
I mean, this swarm has already happened anyways.
I-I-I-I-I need to get in there.
How far can you run?
Okay, listen, I'm gonna take my percentage chances, please for the love of God don't miss
Please you have a 76 come on man, please please don't miss please don't please
Okay, come on 76% come on please
76 come on hit that shit
I could go here try to shoot these but look we're fucked we're just fucked
because the timer is gonna run out like it I guess we're all dead and the
scientist is dead and everything's fucked
I mean, it only says a ammo will run out.
Okay, 67.
Hit this shit.
Come on, brother.
We can hit this one too.
Please.
We can hit this one too, please.
There you fucking do.
I mean, he's still alright.
He just says the ammo's gonna run out.
I mean, I could hunk or I could reload.
I mean the Mabby's gonna fucking kill him anyways. It doesn't matter. If I reload he's dead
I have a chance to dodge if I hunker down at least
So fuck it. Yeah
It's okay
This view.
This fucking now.
Guns dry. Ready to engage.
This view.
This fucking now.
One down, thousands to go.
We need some ammo over here.
I hope it's water.
VIP is secure, Commander.
If we can spare the manpower, we should try to bring the escort in as well.
Without the VIP manning the turret controls,
there's nothing keeping them locked from overrunning this area.
They're already closing in.
All ex-comoperative.
Fuck me, we gotta get all the way back there again!
Oh my god!
It's not that far.
It ain't that far.
Yeah, so we can carry the body here.
But we really need to kill this guy.
good he's gonna die now oh I play as you now right yeah okay
extract the VIP extract expedition leader is that like the dude laying here I
I guess. Is he alive? I think so yeah. Because it said I would get a thing.
Let me kill this guy.
We did. Cannot leave you too much far behind here.
So instead of moving, I'm going to Overwatch, I think.
Who has a turn left?
Okay, reloader gun.
Yeah, I think I'll, oh, I mean.
Cause I want you to get closer so you're not left behind.
You can go over here, though.
You can also overwatch.
Alright, what's up?
I got nothing!
Our brand is in position. Get back to the entry port for extraction before you get overrun.
We're picking up more heat signatures than the sensors can keep up with.
Related!
You want some more?
You got this.
Carry units.
Okay.
Can you still shoot when you're holding a gun?
Or holding a corpse?
I don't know.
I said corpse.
I think we're free to move.
Let's go.
I'm not letting you move it so far though.
Just sit here you move ahead
Move ahead again
Right right right right right. Oh
I
Don't I don't remember if I saw any more lost, but I think we're fine
I think we're fine. Just fucking dash for it. Yeah, I just dashed for it.
I was thinking if I should reload my gun.
the
the
the
the
the
You got this. Come on.
You can't handle me. Come on. Come on.
Oh, you have four health. Oh, that was risky. That was risky.
Ready to try on Emma?
I can't.
Woo, you see that? I'm ready. I need ammo.
I'm taking the shot.
I'm lucky.
I don't think there's going to be any enemies here.
I'm making full dash.
I guess I'll save your ass.
Yeah, we could.
You have ammo.
These guys will catch up.
They will.
Ah, it's fucking scary.
Okay, we do this.
Fuck it.
We gotta let them catch up.
I'm overwatching.
Okay.
You only had the whole fucking crowd to hit
Good shit, good shit, good shit
Okay, I have a man these guys have for health to
okay I don't know how far they can dash I feel like I'm actually fine if I
dash here they won't run that far there's no way
I don't think they will
you can farm so much XP in this
mission. Did they just spawn right on me?
I didn't even know they could spawn on you.
All right, we have a pickle here.
Actually, we don't have a pickle. Well,
Well, yeah, we're in a little bit of a pickle, because I can't go all the way to it.
Well, at least we have, we're gonna get at least two back.
I'm just not sure about these guys
I'm sure be ready to rejoin the fight
This doesn't cost anything right I'm just gonna unload my gun and just
E-Back. I do have a small game. I've actually never used a small game list. Actually, it's
not the God of Asset though. It's free, right? Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, if you miss though, that's
a different line. But they're not gonna reach him anyways. It's this one that's the problem.
I'm just gonna try to buy him some time.
Okay, you can still extract after anyways.
Alright, well see ya.
Come on here, fuck this shit.
Give me out of here.
Give me the fuck out of here.
Fuck this.
Give me out of here.
Give me out of here.
Give me out of here.
I'm out of here.
Okay.
Okay, it's fucking hell.
We got a lot of XP in this mission.
A lot of XP.
Oh yeah, I could have made it in the end just to get extra XP, that's true.
This is the best run I've ever had.
Oh, someone's been explaining this cap by mission?
Oh, Demoman!
Oh look how cool he is.
Deweyce.
And Slash Arranger.
And Specialist.
And Sharpshooter.
I'm on commander yeah.
Oh each soldier can only level up one time per mission, oh that's the limit.
Okay, nice.
We have two good squads right now, we do.
So scientists are just passive, right, if I remember correctly?
Supplies.
To take some supplies.
Yeah, I almost have new weapons, almost.
I'm on command area
Whoo right back makes 35s these are like 68
The new guy rescued yeah, he was a grenade here grenade here
I think we've seen all these cutscenes so oh, yeah, all right
and we'll move out fucking hell this shit
5
5
Um...
Yeah, there's an actual VA. All right, let me just think. This mission is hard, so...
Hold on. I have weapon upgrades.
Flip size for the Grenadier, sure.
5% chance that the shot will not cost an action for the active turn, but it costs two actions
to fire the sniper though.
Yeah, we could put fucking expanded mag, fuck it.
So, I'm guessing something like this won't work with the sword.
Oh, fire sniper only ends the turn, okay. Let's see.
Fuck it, we'll save it for the next run. Let's go
I'll have a smooth guy. I've never used one
one.
Yum, they'll take 75, man, but no, no, they'll skip you!
And they go 4K 2 years!
Dude, that's such a nice comment, man, thank you, thank you, dude.
so-called peacekeepers are hitting one of the persisting shots in this area
and they're kicking out civilians and fires alive
fuck
I mean it's fine, yeah I probably should have brought the sharpshooter instead of the reaper
but it's okay
that's one-five, hostile forces are attacking the outpost
eliminate all enemy units and protect those civilians
advent, change, and cock, and so do we
you won't have a concealed position for deployment on this one
Okay.
Okay.
I'll be swift.
We were fine there rushing here
Not greed. Oh that's a huge man.
No. Not you again. Immune to melee damage regenerates lost health. Wow, that sounds fun. Increased
damage from explosions. Takes increased damage from reapers. Oh, really?
You're not the very least. You will die.
The chosen assassin is moving near your position. Stay on guard, people.
I am coming for you.
It's an environmental explosive, it's like cars and shit, cool.
I thought it was the Claymore, but it is not.
a little punk
a
Man, that's good to know. I think I might have a game plan for that assassin. Maybe.
Maybe. Uh, but I gotta make sure I get- I even survived to her first. She's weak to explosions,
but I'm not getting fucking mind-controlled and dying, so fuck this.
I like how you still have cover there, you little shit.
Again, the Terminator Tree.
Insane Terminator Tree there.
%
29
Yeah, there's definitely a chance but even if I hit this he won't die so this is actually a bit of a problem
The author's so low
Where's my ranger yeah, you're so far away that's the problem
I can clay equals more but only the
Isn't it only
The reaper that can shoot the claymore or can anyone
All time to find out okay
This is a get this is guaranteed so that's kind of tight
guaranteed. I'm actually gonna send an aid protocol because I think he's gonna fire at the reaper.
Yeah, he most definitely will.
Doing everything to keep digital digital alive.
They are
My man just flew away, okay, uh digital could you get your ass up here?
You're not going to be lit on fire there, right?
Not if you do this.
Or you'll break a window there.
I
Too scary man too scary
Plus one
Yeah, there he is, okay.
I could take that shot to be fair.
Hair loss?
Oh fuck.
Yo, maybe they'll look at- it's going well, but I have a really rough mission right
now.
68% fucking take it.
Well, how about the elders work it?
I will face you alone.
Sure, buddy.
Sure.
Let's go here.
We move you guys up here.
I have like a little game plan, but it's gonna be kinda scary to pull off.
Oh, she's up here.
She's over here.
I can hear her move.
I can hear her move.
She's...
She's over here somewhere.
Come on, I know you can do this without breaking everything.
God, I want you to get up there.
I know she's close now. The question is, who does she go for? I'm not gonna garf today.
Hell no, no garth.
I know she's super close now, so I will overwatch.
Problem with you is I wanted you to be on an advantage situation here, but I'll get
revealed if I do so what's the problem
so is it all to alter path
kettle for manual pathing
What? Get to them.
It no work. Or I just don't get it I guess.
Oh can I click now? Ah!
Yeah this takes too much that's the problem. Fuck! I have a gamble here
because she's gonna appear. I think she's really close. Fuck it.
I'll watch out.
Nice shot, dude.
Fuck that house, yep.
You will not suffer long, it's better than being meat on the field of battle. I am no
intention of quibbling over ideology. This world is a prize for the taking, but only
requires an average option of equalizer. Now remove any trace that will meet existence
We've got our shot at the Chosen. Let's make sure we get it.
Yeah, I didn't get it.
You fucking mist.
The wealth of information awaits me. I need only a tear from the depths of your soldiers to be alive.
It looks like the Chosen knocked one of our soldiers into a daze.
We need to get someone over there to help them get back on their feet before that thing can move in and attack
I don't know if that takes a turn yeah, okay, it doesn't do
I'm guessing this does though
Little bit scared of these guys because we're just fucking standing out here
And they're gonna start killing civilians
Why are you so hell bent on breaking this window?
Fuck it. You know what? I'm going up here with a reaper
So the guy okay, uh, fuck, ah, Rolash is going to be in such a bad spot here, but we might
be able to take this one out I mean 79 and then we have you you can move on that
cover 24 yeah my ass 48 but you haven't moved yet so that's all right is it
dangerous is it makes to a car the chemics
well it's fuck and she's over here but she only does melee doesn't she now
Yeah you're fine Lope, you're fine, you're fine.
I mean this has already blown up, so this is fine, this is fine.
I
Can't take that 24-9. Yeah
Now I only have this one left too bad, I can't actually shoot her from here. She's right like next to the who's Knuth
My train fails me.
We are compromised.
We heard rumors about some kind of Shake Shifters.
I'm guessing this is it.
We had some beans of repayment.
Don't
You know it's so much to see that you're still despite not playing Arie 9 somehow capable
Oh my god.
I am in such a fucking pickle here.
Wait, what is that?
Blind.
Okay.
I, I am just not in a good spot here at all.
Fucking hell, I'm blind as a bat.
I can't even see if there's covers!
Pretty sure this is a cover, though.
Yeah, I mean, I could just cheat to do this.
Oh, I can flank her!
Yeah. Fuck you, boss godbear.
The shadow caused an action.
Probably, right?
Okay, I'm flanking, and then I'm sniping in the forehead.
Oh my god she's so tanky oh my this is really bad that's the only one I can shoot is her
I could place myself here let's see what a pickle to be in unless that's an
explosive how much six damage not too bad but I'm afraid he's gonna be fucked
No.
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, no fire, no fire, all right, that's okay.
Uh, what we can do is we can go for mayor cover over here.
I'm going for high guard, I just gotta find the correct high guard.
There's a guard up here then we actually get uh higher up too. Let me just make sure.
I thought they're both blinded as bats.
I'm going up here.
But this should be a half guard right here.
Okay, good.
And this is also a guard.
Then we have height advantage.
But not for do-is.
So what I'm gonna do is...
I wasn't even intended.
But that was fucking hilarious.
what I'm gonna do is this I'm bringing the law up yeah you're flanked by her if
you do that but this is a half a guard so let's retreat back here good you are
the only one left now send an aid protocol to do this because he is not
Not in a good spot at all.
Are you close to me?
I
You're gonna miss this couching civilian run
What is he doing what you can't climb this no no no no
Okay, we're back. Can I get a kill on this guy?
No, I can't.
This guy is so tanky.
Oh my god.
And I have spaces! God damn it! Okay, maybe if we put all our effort together we could
kill this thing. Welcome to High Guard. It's livable, uh, it is, I'm sure. I have melee!
How much damage is melee? Yeah. I do have melee.
Yeah, I don't know if flash... Wait, don't I have a smoke?
Oh, I think the guy that stasis has smoke.
What we clearly need to do is kill this thing, though.
I just don't think I have enough damage to be fair.
Yeah, I can't get to the priests unless I get some kind of flanking point somehow.
But it doesn't look too good.
No matter where I walk here, I can't see the priests.
Oh, wait.
Okay, how do you like- can I see the preview of that?
I can see I can if I go here I can see him
Let's see you then yeah, you can see him here
Not from here, but from here
But not from that not from that not from that okay
Fuck yeah, we're in a huge pickle here if I can can manage to kill this thing
This is big, big pickle.
Well, yeah, he will destroy me unless I kill this one.
That's what I'm trying to figure out if I can actually get to this one.
But I calmed, like...
If I move her here, I can't target him.
the odds of me hitting him is probably like 10% so yeah
we could try a flash and a debuff and just go from there I guess and hope we
fucking live
I don't even know if this works on them
okay it does work
that's good at least that's that's that's epic yeah that's epic
good
Okay, I press number one
What the fuck
I mean, we won't be able to kill it now, I'm just gonna conceal myself.
Yeah, I did too, right?
Whatever, I'm gonna conceal myself.
Oh, yeah, this doesn't like end your tour.
I mean, no matter what I do from here, I'm trying to get a snipe on this dude.
And I think I can kind of from here, but I could kill this guy from here though.
Wait, he stays stealth now, right?
right I haven't still haven't figured that out oh hello wait wait wait wait wait
oh wait this is good
okay
great yeah that's epic yeah yeah you crit when you're debuff yeah yeah yeah
you crit when you're debuff yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you crit
Yeah, you have full health. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
And then I have to reload. That's okay, though. Surely I can.
So let's see this. Remote start.
Damage 12. Okay, it doesn't seem to work on the car.
Oh, but, let me see Google. It doesn't seem to work on the car, and it doesn't reveal the Reaper.
This means end of turn, right? Yeah.
I mean, this runs dead. It's so over.
It's so fucking over. It is.
It's incredibly over.
This is not even a guaranteed kill, by the way.
That is...
But this guy I could just blow up if I wanted to.
I don't think Remote started three targets.
Now there's one target.
Oh!
Oh, you have to press Tab!
Ayayayayaya!
Well, damage!
Well, that means we could instantly kill this guy.
You get to reload right here.
You get to reload.
because reload doesn't end your turn and then you can probably kill this guy
surely right
or you can also just shoot this and he's dead all right this is good okay we
happen to get what I mean we're still dead we're still dead that's the side
part but hey whatever it'll look cool
There's a grenade in there. There's one control.
There's a latch by allowing your soul to fall by grass.
This one will share a great deal of a latch of organization.
I can only hold the house down.
I can only hold the house down.
Wait, we're actually fine.
We're actually fine, I think.
So that insta-kills the big guy if a priest takes him over.
Alright, that's alright.
Mission accomplished.
Oh yeah, right.
Okay, we're good.
Wow.
Okay, wow.
That was...
Yeah.
But up into the faceless.
I killed the priest.
That was like mind-controlling them or whatever and that also killed him so it was fine
Dingo these 20 a lot when break I think so thank you strong of these 80 made a deal cast 71
Yeah, we got we got one killed it is it's fine though. It's okay
Medical Protocol, yeah, Heal and Stabilize.
Or Combat Protocol.
I mean, I was starting to see robotic enemies before.
Yeah, having guaranteed damage is...
That sounds pretty crazy.
I'm gonna... I went Heal last time, I'm gonna...
Take this.
Any units seen by a Reaper remains romantically visible.
Damn, okay, so they can't run and hide anymore.
Claymore does plus three damage and has plus one radius.
Damn.
Man, both of these are good.
Both is very good.
Oh yeah, I'll run into that sword guy again, no doubt.
I'm gonna try the other soundtrack too.
Yeah, both are very good.
Yeah, I'm guessing you can get more.
They just...
Like, you can get more than one, but...
Yeah.
Plus three dead. This is actually insane.
Fuck it, I'm gonna take that.
All right, yeah, I'm switching.
Try the other one.
Oh, wow.
Fuck.
We'll need to keep an eye on each soldier to manage their traits
Audio let's try enemy unknown. That's in the first game
Seven days left on this damn machinery
All right, let's go
Oh yeah, we've seen this cutscene.
Then we get to see all those baddies.
Rookie's not now.
Intel from our resistance contacts indicates the chosen we just fought is claiming control
of at least one native...
You want native tongues?
Yeah, we can do that.
Why not?
I'm doing commander.
If you would seek...
Yeah, there's three of these baddies or four, I guess.
We've only seen this one.
I've encountered a sniper in one of my runs, too.
Reaper HQ.
you in the uh...
this one i got a research before i can do it yeah i need these supplies though
let's get some supplies
so she has west asia as her region
there's a good chance they'll show up to interfere so we should plan accordingly
No wait no, she's over there
So how does that can they move them because we know no it says West Asia assassin. Yeah
What's this
Yeah, one thing at a time, let's go
Yeah
Here's the other two chosen that we haven't been countered yet. They're all gimmicks.
Advent units have a chance to enter Overwatch after being revealed. All Advent soldiers now have a chance to reanimate a Slionic zombies after they die.
We can conduct
My god central shut the fuck up
As our influence with these groups increases our capabilities will grow in kind
Commander my reapers are up for taking on some additional orders all resource rewards from scammed rumors are doubled
It's kind of tight covered action will not be ambushed now. I'll take resources. I don't need this shit
Another article is being made dude event article being made from a stream playing this game it's solid
You get a grenade and ammo for that?
I'm alright for now.
I'd rather take these supplies because we're gonna need it when we're gonna get better
weapons.
Avenger plotting new course.
I need to see Salad's lash out today.
I mean, I also had a lash out today though.
Our people seem to work well together commander. Oh engineer. Oh
Yeah, wait we made it
Yeah, we just got a second engineer
Nice
Nice
Benefits we gain from working with the resistance factions on their covert operations are a major boon to our efforts
But there are also risks involved our soldiers could potentially I want to get a template
Give me a template man
Yo, Losh and arena you guys were fucking dream team on this shit, but let me upgrade you first
Aquel fucking go
Am I still getting mind controlled?
No, I actually have a rung going now Ayn run.
It's uh, it's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
Oops, what am I doing?
Specialist.
Yo, I gotta name Irina.
Aqual and Irina is uh, let's see a winner here, winner, yep dog, yep dog, yep dog.
I did my best to get the new recruits ready for what they're going up against but having
the commander back is a bigger confidence boost than any speech.
So now I could dig out this.
How long will it take?
Five days is not much.
Okay.
I should have done this one first.
Hi, hi, whatever.
It's okay.
So five days and four days, then we get two open and we can actually build a facility
then.
Yeah you could have had two people on this one to make it faster I guess.
Find the Templars. Why don't I see the Twitch names anymore? Oh well it's fine.
Let's go guys you got this shit find the Templars come on
We get it we get you know what up nabajou
Yeah, you don't see them in that menu yeah, okay, let's go we a dude
I'm finally I don't finally be able to try the buildings now is waiting to make contact
But we'll have to make the first move
Oh man look at all these supplies. All magnetic weapons. Oh yes!
Commander, if we intend on discovering the purpose of the chip we extracted from it, we'll
need to conduct the appropriate research as soon as possible.
We need to do this research we do. I don't know like if you're on a timer for this
or something. Are you on a timer for this shit?
A shard gun, yeah. You're not? Oh, okay.
Well, then, uh, improving equipment, alien biotech,
I'll take hybrid. It costs two adventtrooper corpses.
Not until avatar project. Right, okay.
All good. Let's see here.
I need alien alloys. I don't have those right now.
I need some alien alloys.
What is Garf Pro- was that an email you made, Salad?
I just heard you talk about it in your stream.
Let's finish this one up.
Man, we got supplies right now.
$298.
Uh, not going close to that.
Uh, we have a convoy ambush here
that we could do.
I want to go to speed them.
Hard to say. I haven't been far in Cake We Trust.
Haven't been far enough at all in this game.
This run will probably go the first I've ever been there.
Seem the alien's progress on this.
Oh, they have a tar now. Okay.
This is when you can hard-loose and just die and it's over if this one fills all
the way up. So you got to like locate this project or some shit.
These fights will likely prove crucial to our ongoing efforts, Commander.
Yeah, now we've got non-o-scale armor we can make so that's super helpful. We
They have inspiration on experimental weapons.
Sure.
I will begin our research and-
Hair loss?
What the fuck are these emotes?
From my own experience.
AdVid generally deploys heavy security rather than subterfuge when it comes to protecting
their primary facilities.
At least the ones I had access to personally.
If they have gone to the trouble of hiding this black site, I suspect our findings
there will be-
Hey, Commander.
What?
Well, we have a little...
Wait, why is there a star next to this one? Is that... there's a star next to this mission? Hold up. Look.
Does that mean this is some kind of main thing or it's just the objective?
Maybe it's always been there, I just never noticed it until now.
It's just objective, okay.
You do get a lot of supplies and I mean, we gotta do these missions to level up, so...
Yeah, let's do it.
the west asian corridor
uh how is it looking with hold on hold on hold on
i need to see aren't we done with uh this now
one in two days fuck okay after this mission we can finally make some
buildings. Let's go. Is that two Grenadiers? No, no, no. I don't want that. Okay, we do
have a Ranger, but let me flush you. And we put Fearless Flow in a sharpshooter instead.
I really want the Ranger to have more health.
You can also have more health.
But I also want you to have an actual grenade.
These are so nice man.
Get the small gap.
Alright, I say we're...
Hold the fucking minutes.
Now weapon... oh yeah, you have a weapon upgrade.
There should be some weapon upgrades.
Let's see.
Tsukimoto! You and your sword.
on some upgrades last pointless on you that's a fake yeah yeah yeah fuck it
we'll take it on you yeah because they use the sword sometimes and then it
won't matter with this weapon up oh yeah you can have this sure okay why not
what's happening oh I almost removed it cuz I'm dense we'll make a dent of hell
yeah hair triggers on any gunshot exactly so fucking you just put it in I
I can't be arsed if this is not optimal or not, just go. Just go dude, no need to overthink.
Boom.
Fatalysis! Thanks for 45! Um...
Um, oh, that's a quite neutralized, advanced field commander.
That's it, we just gotta win in the underground tunnel and I have two snipers, woohoo!
Oh, not this map!
material stashed somewhere in the A.O. material don't have an exact position
the block is ticking but we should still try to recover that deer if possible
moving as ordered
I really got a scout more with a Reaper he's an insane scouter because of his
damn stealth thing
Wow, this map is humongous.
Yeah, but I'm a changed man now, Potato, alright?
I will reposition nothing here
That floor is pretty tempting.
Alright, we're good.
I would like to move up there, but it's a little bit risky going in the dark like that
What if they're up there, bro?
Yeah, I have the timer so you know how long my like run is so you know if I'm reset or not
I mean, there's a recent counter to it, but yeah
Okay, we see where they are now.
So they're over in that direction.
There they are. Alright, that's cool.
Six.
I can actually move her up again, but she's high guard here.
Cool, okay.
Welcome to high guard.
I need to get the jump on these guys.
If I could get a little bit closer.
This might be a bit risky, but nah, there's no way it's risky, not a chance.
Him though.
He can actually get a pretty clean shot from here, so I think I might end his turn here.
Or end it over here, actually.
Wait a minute, that's interesting. It says there's a flanking thing here. Yeah, no, I'm not. I'm gonna keep him here.
I'm keeping him here.
Okay, all right, this is good.
I was like bloody Mary gray shadow how much you have to pay is you start saying full cover
and after I say it sometimes trust
80% let's see if we can set up an ambush here
Okay.
She won't be able to use her sniper because it ends her turn, so...
But I could go here and set up a pistol overwatch.
It's not the target, but I'm gonna kill them anyways.
to be quite alright. I'm high-guarding. Okay, I'm just putting everyone in
position for when this might be going down. Surely he's fine over there, I
think so. I could do it now or I could wait one more turn and they're gonna walk
this way. It's not a time mission now. They're gonna walk this way. No, these
These won't explode, unfortunately.
Yes they are.
Good.
This is good.
We got them exactly where we want them.
Yep we do.
Alright.
I gotta use the reaper for this.
He has way higher hit chance.
Not as much damage, but yeah.
Okay, so what's gonna happen here is you are in a really
bad spot so we're definitely changing you to go here instead then you are going
to overwatch and you are going to overwatch and you can overwatch from
here. Oh, doggalarm already. It's a little bit... there is no such thing as
overplanning in this game. There is no fucking way. Here we go!
Run then, see what happens.
Okay, I guess it was a cosmetic overwatch.
Fucking hell, there's like no range on this damn overwatch, I guess.
oh yeah we didn't get revealed that's why we're still stealthed fucking fucking
reapers are so insane dude I swear as long as they don't get revealed you
could just keep doing this shit I mean I'm gonna stay here and see what they
do to be honest. I do quite like it here. Okay, we have it. I'm just gonna use him to
scout I need to figure out where they are
I mean these are all pretty much high-guarded
hmm I could actually put you on this high guard
it's pretty good
Dude, fuck playing Iron Man on this.
With the game crashing?
Ugh.
There they are.
Okay.
No vision yet though.
We just know they are around here, but we don't know exactly where.
Okay, if we go here...
Oh no, I could get flanked from behind if I do that.
Fuck, this is a bit tricky.
It's hard to see with this damn mask filter on.
I think we're fine if we sit here.
Oh, this is the Luta.
Oh, thanks.
Wait a minute.
This is way too sauce.
I am at your service.
Yeah, Freeload is good. Reaper is insane, dude.
Fucking insane character.
I'm still just gonna sit and wait here because...
Hey, you hear anything?
Are they going to come back out here?
Aha!
That's the objective, okay.
She knew what I'm starting to say, but you're fucked.
Before they can escape?
They can escape?
Wait, what does this mean?
I don't know. Let's find out.
Okay.
Oh, that actually activates them!
Okay.
Lesson learned.
6%! Motherfucker, you're flanking!
Oh, yeah, it's a shock you're a shotgun user that that is true. That's true. I'll be taking the shot
You don't deserve that cool reload if you're gonna miss your fucking shot
Man, I was hoping she, oh wait, but she might be able to not.
Ah, this is tricky actually.
I mean, maybe he's going to try to run, I doubt it though.
I am at your service.
I don't want her to stay away from High Guard.
I don't know what.
We're picking up an inbound hatch and transport. The aliens are going to...
Oh! Yeah, try to run then, let's see what happens.
Get him!
Why did you take four years to shoot?
Fucking rookie.
Okay, now we got a chase. That's awesome.
Absolute mega rookie of hell.
I'm gonna have to yolo this. I mean, he is stealthed, so we're good.
I'm yoloing. I'm yoloing hard.
There you are.
Your escape is over there.
Okay.
Can you get on this side?
You could snipe him in the ass from here, because he's going to try to run over there.
It's perfect.
Do it.
Come on, come on, come on.
I don't know.
Come on over here.
Hey, you.
Oh, if I could have just here.
you have a shotgun keep thinking how's it right whoa okay hello hey hey this is my
spot
You hit from there are you fucking kidding me
Oh my god he's all the way over there okay well we snipe the shit out of you
of
I'll catch him.
Is there a way up here?
there is on the other side but this is this would be I mean I have to kind of
yolo this I do fuck it you back fuck no I'm not you backing he's fine up there
wills I think we have a medkit to their clumsy patrol is moving okay I fuck I
should be back get the fuck out of here
okay these guys haven't aggroed wait he's back
Okay. Wait, this is good.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I think we can kill him.
Oh, but... 45! What the fuck are you... What is this scope for? Is this cosmetic?
If I go here, I'm toasted so I only have these two I'd have to hit both shots
Knackers live for first fucking hit anyways
You're useless
Yeah fucking adjusted ten times over
So fucking useless I swear
I
Well
I'm I'm so
Moving as ordered.
I don't even know where to go.
I mean...
I just this would have been so free if those misses just didn't happen
but they did I to be honest I could ask I could just ask some fucking everything's
Ass man whatever
Can't you like save her like you know like
Throw a claymore
You know what yeah
Now I'm doing it. I'm doing it. He's gonna be fine anyways.
See you later.
I'm taking you with me.
Nice cosmetic claim. The Claymore says it can activate, but do they...
Do they have to walk directly on the claim word?
I guess they have to walk on the tile of it.
Shoot it?
It says activated, though.
It says shoot and activate.
I can't help but feel somewhat responsible.
If only there was more we could do for our troops.
Claymore not mine?
Yeah, that's how Claymores work.
When enemies walk closer they blow up.
See force you, you break or you explode remotely.
That's why I'm confused by it.
Or it says activated I think even
Is the rich shot or all their explosive you yeah, I mean it's fine. It's all right. We have we have good characters
I gotta get the delg out channel right hold on
I'll do it when I am damn it I really want like revenge on that shit I really do
Shed blood in my master's name. Just as you send others to shed blood in yours.
There's a fine line between-
Failed mission is not restart unless you're trying to fucking optimize the hell out of the game for some reason.
Woooo! Fuck yeah.
So, Training Center.
Laboratory Power Re-Oh.
This can increase the number of soldiers you can take on a single mission.
Yeah, I'm building that ship.
Sure.
Nice!
Okay, sick.
Dude, if you can have one more in your...that's insane!
That's crazy!
I'll be on stop, I won't even be able to lose it at all!
Ah, shit, I'm going to get lynched if I don't take the dog out soon.
Oh nice, uh, view room.
And here we can make a workshop.
Gremlin drones.
Okay, what about like isn't there a healing room?
More tactical abilities.
Folks fine.
There is a healing, um...
one, because I know because it says on them when they're wounded I think you can place them in
something but I guess it's later. I'll build the training center, it's siege-based.
Oh, well I mean we're gonna find another one I'm sure here.
Power, okay, we need more power.
How do you get power?
Power at capacity.
Yeah?
So how do I get it?
Oh, it's power relay.
that's cool that's cool all right let's go I want revenge on his mission I
won't fucking revenge on his mission I I deserve to win this oh wait it wasn't
this mission
until you return to your place at the elder side all who would stand with
human defiance will suffer the same fate our friends in the resistance are
paying a heavy price for the chosen running rooms.
We should do what we can to take them down before they hit again.
Gas grenade, deal damage over a much larger area than our standard frag grenade
and any organic units caught in the basketball radius will suffer the additional debilitating
effects of poison. Ah.
Supplies? Yeah, we're going to...
And then there's hunting in the course.
Damn it, I think I lost them like armors and shit now.
God damn it. Alright, now I have to get the-
Shadow Keeper, Hunter's Axe and Boltcaster, Frostbomb,
Reduce the name and temperatures around the area. It will expose tissue with frozen impact. Weapon is unique and cannot be duplicated or replaced.
Shadow Keeper.
May every old fashion convert to our latest designs, pistol is remarkably accurate, even
the most inexperienced of our soldiers will strike their intended target.
There's a chance they could kill the target and escape undetected.
It's unique and cannot be duplicated or replaced.
Hunted in incredible degree, these Hornetcrafted throwing axes are compact enough for our soldiers
to engage with from long range.
What the fuck is going on?
Slow rate of fire, but deceptively powerful.
enemy's have a chance of being stunned on impact we'll do this alien bios what are
Are those weapons as soon as the research is complete?
All right, I'm getting dog out.
Yeah!
Oh, we get a Templar.
This is where the Templar faction maintains their headquarters.
I'll admit they can be a bit extreme when it comes to psionics,
but so far they seem loyal to our cause.
We can scan at this location to gain additional support from their people.
My people understand the value of our cooperation in Commander.
The Eldins are here with nothing more than raw materials for their designs.
We will take back our power and turn it against them.
My creatures now lie facing a shared enemy.
My followers seek balance with the psionic forces that flow through the Earth and all its inhabitants.
We channeled this energy, aided by technology of our own design, to pursue justice for those who have fallen victim to the elders and their servants.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
darkness imprisoning me all that I see
template now the resistance can take on the war is what we guys entire squad
receives random bonuses for two turns no one else is gonna die
we have a chance to deal the elders a great blow should you wish us to come
Skirmishers, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Shit they have a bombs let's go
Each of our soldiers has a unique relationship with their squad mates as they complete
Yeah
Can eventually develop into a lasting bomb commander the media is a powerful tool just ask advance
Commander commander say it's time. We turn commander by spring order of our soldiers exploits in combat
We can bolster morale throughout the resistance
Aside from us getting this I've ten of people
dude this guy's name is Jeff Martin warlock
holy all right it's fucking Jeff dude
Okay, E-Box, to be honest, you are a purple name in Twitch chat.
This is not pay to win.
But it does fit you, it does.
You are a purple name, you are.
You know what happened last time I had a Templar?
He lived for 10 minutes in a mission and then he got one shot and died.
You might have made a mistake.
Why can't I send them?
Can I only sell- send a digital?
Oh, they need to be- yeah, rank, rank, rank, rank, rank, rank, yeah.
Well, we'll do a mission without digital.
We don't need him, right?
We got
Okay, I can view the location it's over there
Okay, but I don't have to do it now right is this something you have to do now or can I ignore and come back to it because it's red
And also the assassin controls this region
You gotta do it now!
You can't come back?
It's time.
Okay, how long time is it though?
Because I have four days.
I mean, I'd love to finish building these.
Okay, central.
As long as it makes you shut up.
Fine.
15 West Asia
Commander I've got trace chemical readings throughout that area showing a mix of volatile compounds
If we're not careful that whole place could end up on fire. Oh fuck. Okay. That sounds scary
Can you see oh
Yeah, I want to do the thing.
So, in terms of ranks, this is higher rank, this is rank one.
No? Oh, it's opposite!
Ah...
Oh, yeah, squaudy. Corporal.
Ahhhh.
I could bring- no, I'm not bringing a rookie for this. I can't do that. But a grenade
my stuff I'm fucking terrified is it over chat how do you how do I know how
many advent corpses I have anyways anyways I'm only bringing this on him
anyways anyways you can't have the armor that's there we go I'm blind I guess or
something I don't even know what's happening anymore I am not resetting for
you bubbly I'm attached to this run because this run is actually far okay
The only armor I need is the love I have for my ex. It will keep me safe.
Okay, huge ticker, takes 15 to the way of 43, Marfa takes 5 years, thank you.
Yeah, we're deploying, let's go.
Oh wait, do I need to pick a Twitch user?
I haven't never seen this map before.
There are extremely volatile materials scattered throughout this area.
We need to make sure our troops are clear of any possible explosions.
As temp our warriors, my followers specialize in fielding psionic energy,
mastering the power that belongs to all who are truly of this earth.
Through intense focus, we can choice the very fabric of the world around us
Okay, bro
is that valuable stuff so you got to avoid destroying critical supplies here
Are we winning?
Kind of!
Yeah, kind of.
Good copy.
Hold on target.
Without the introduction of human DNA, these creatures once operating under the guise
of Ven-Men now show their true form, a purely reptilian species.
No reason for them to hide.
The aliens don't need an infiltration unit anymore.
Okay, that's good.
Yes, commander.
Here's commander.
Guaranteed two damage is actually really nice.
no risk. Okay now we are actually in good
spots if they move this way and I hope
they do. I could get you over here.
Alright let let let let him come.
where you moving okay this might be oh yeah this is fine this is good stay there
stay right there
I would like to throw a nade but I don't know if this one can like explode and destroy these
or something. That will be highly unfortunate. 75. I'm not going to risk it, but I am going
to, what I'm going to do is this. They got to be close enough for overwatching here for
for sure so let's do it I don't really know what this guy does
Good killin' with a high roll, though.
Nice high roll, dude.
I'm peeking out.
You're shooting the wrong guy, you fucking morons.
What the fuck?
Oh, my god.
Holy fuck.
Looks like he's on fire.
He's not on fire.
Nice.
20.
You can't grenade your own dudes, right? I'm sure you can.
How is this a 35% chance she's out in the open? High co-
You have high cover? Where? Where the fuck do you have high cover?
Where? She's out in the-
My dude? Is it because my dude?
dude oh oh you because he's a whole stage Oh Bullocks fuck okay yeah that will
make more sense
hold up how much healthy I have okay I can guarantee you kill on this guy I
I think?
Damage 2.
Cool. Okay, that's cool.
But we really, really need to...
I'm thinking if I grenade, but I'm guessing my own.
Dude, I swear, Templars are just cursed. I, I, I...
Just never gonna recruit a fucking Templar, I guess.
He's gonna die to a, uh...
Yeah, I don't know if Flash is gonna...
Can that...
I'll test it.
I don't know if it releases.
One guy?
One equals guy
Yep minus one oh no he worked okay epochs fucking slayer revenge
And now he gets to go again because he got a kill
So after using rend, Templars always trigger momentum, a free movement action which allows
them to return to safety of cover.
When the Templars have parability, they can instead use momentum to stay in the same location
and prevent all damage from the next attack made against them.
What?
I want that parry ability.
That sounds insane.
There's no enemies left though and he is in high cover here.
Alright, but I, oh yeah, I'm just going to skip my turn, I thought I could hunch, but...
Okay, we're good.
We are okay.
Let's move up a bit, yeah?
It's actually not too shabby 50% almost worth going for
It's like guaranteed hit. Yeah! Yeah. True. I could get into a high guard over here and
then I could get to maybe this guy. But I could also have him return. You know what?
I should let them come to me.
That's what I'm doing.
Go to high guard here.
Now if I could put- Ah fuck, you know I'm gonna take this shot.
That I can't take anymore.
Hmm.
Okay, sure.
Oh yeah, squad sites, that's why.
Fuck it, I'm hiding here.
Now I can probably aim at both of them, I forgot to check.
Ah, no, only one.
That's alright, that's alright.
What's the range on a combat protocol?
Oh yeah, but you can only use it one more time.
It has uses instead.
Very powerful, though.
Alright, I'm gonna overwash and just let them try to come here instead.
Because I have high guard here and I don't want to lose...
I don't want to lose my high guard.
I mean, yeah.
Free for damage, baby sit the fuck down
watch those supply crates as you destroy them there won't be anything left for us to recover
what the area is secured
let's guarantee it but hold up let me see if someone has
aw hell yeah
ZOOOOOO
OOOOOH SHIT
that was sick
Now we got momentum and we can sit in high guard over here.
I actually don't see where the enemy is, which means they probably can't see me either.
I'm just gonna overwatch
Yeah, I have no target I don't know where he is
But he's gonna come out because if I can't see him he can't see me
Which means he's gonna get greedy and he's gonna try to go for it. It's gonna be a huge mistake
There he is
No way I'm high guard!
Alright, that's a little bit scary.
High guard.
Really don't want you to die!
If he doesn't roll a 7, this is not a kill, so I'd say...
da da da da da da da...
Volt.
Okay, and this can jump enemies if they're nearby, uh...
I do have a medkit, I think.
I don't have a medkit, because I forgot to bring it.
Yep.
I mean, he could just sit up here and lurk.
No, he's not gonna die.
I'm gonna go here, and then flank around.
It's gonna work. It will work for sh-
Yeah, I- I'm not risking-
I'm behind the building! You can't shoot me there!
Yeah, that's why I keep on fucking cheater.
Insane cheating they're trying to pull off. Disgusting cheaters.
I'll piss them over watching case he moves here okay 59% I'm taking the shot
officer
Oh! Shit! Good shit! Yeah, tell him. Let him know.
Man, I'm sitting so cosily in high guard here, man. This guy has to move up now. There's no doubt.
What else is he gonna do? He can't do anything.
Somebody's got a weapon there.
It's all that tree warm over here!
Ha ha ha!
Fucking loser.
Man, so scared. Wait, what did he do?
The combat music is still going.
Is he...
I'm not scouting with him.
That's a doku.
Okay, I'm moving... No, I'm using...
Fuck.
Okay.
How fucking I'm doing it
Where is he?
Yeah
Yeah, wait, what if he's trying to flank my 10th floor nah, there's no way he would do that let them come to me
I'm just gonna do this
And just move further back fuck it no wait if he comes there a little bit scared
I'm a little bit scared. There's no way he can reach me here though. I have a game plan.
Oh my god, I thought he was gonna run into a mine or something with the camera angle.
Calla Coomer, thanks 51 and Flower, thanks 16.
Okay, still nothing?
I'm just gonna fucking overwatch.
He's gonna come here. Come on.
He left. Okay.
Man, E-Box, you have not much healing.
Oh no, he'll be back. All right, he will.
I'm just freshly reloading here I
Don't want to scowl with you. Oh my god, this scared the shit out of me calm down dude
I got closes at 12th of March, so you need to hurry to finish X promote before keke, right?
I still don't see any enemies here. All right, let's move on. Slash. Slash. Thanks, Nucleo.
No vision. Where are you lurking?
Still no vision
Don't give me that fucking attitude
Finally.
Let's move already.
nothing here
where are you
oh fuck I shouldn't run so far ahead with you
But you have high guard here so it's okay.
Dude, this guy went to Narnia or something.
There you are.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, you motherfucker.
And his name is Super Saiyan.
He won't be so super after this, after I'm done with you though.
Come on, Carol. No fucking Ikea. This is all you buddy. This is all- oh, shit. You could do that.
95 guaranteed kill. It's worth it to get a kill on this fucking thing because this thing is awful.
Loota! Loota! Nice!
Wait a minute.
If I shoot that, no, it's not gonna hit those.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Right?
should be fine. I'm doing it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I would love to run it. Wait, vault.
jumps to nearby units wait one is dead fuck I'm gonna try this bolt thing
both always hits yeah that's tight that's super tight yeah
damn
there's no way i'm high guarding over here you there's no way you kill him no
I mean I could go and hunker down over here surely I don't have any more no it's not
reset to get but fuck me man I always forget they have grenades it's so
annoying
Nades are ultra nasty of hell I mean I could go for a shot here and see dude
Dude, my sniper has hit one shot.
He's gonna hit this 47%, by the way.
It's guaranteed.
Watch this.
The sniper is just, I don't know.
It's just, I don't know.
Okay, so that happens.
Get flanked, bozo.
But dude, I swear, dude, I didn't- my van gore.
I mean my my Templar, my Vanguard, my Templar.
Sharpshooter Promotion!
Uh, Long Watch, gotta get Long Watch.
This shit's fucking crazy.
Like the Overwatch bit in upgrades, Long Watch suffers a base penalty to aim.
Long watch also suffers a squad-side penalty to aim.
Not increased distance.
I'm gonna fucking long watch!
Alright, who wants to beat my next vanguard?
Vanguard.
Why do I say vanguard?
What's the name?
Temp guard.
Temp re-
Temp-
Temp-
Templar, Templar.
Hey, at least we won. Yay.
Oh, Black Market, that's good.
Woooow!
Trains, rookies, and specific class.
Okay that's fine. That's alright. What is this? Oh yeah. I can have another person in my squad
now. That is fucking crazy and then you can have another one but you need a captain. Squad
One size is humongous, man.
That's actually a crazy upgrade.
What's spark work?
Oh.
Okay, let's buy this shit.
Nice.
Hey, you.
Oh, we'll get trained with a, a, a Gwynm.
What do I want?
Ranger.
I really like Rangers, man. They're fucking cool.
Get a Ranger.
Good work, soldier.
Grenadiers I have enough.
Stronger Bonds.
Establish Soldier Bonds levels 2 and 3.
I
Loud like emo with ease through I'd like yapping no actually thanks 80 and spice bubble thanks to the 50
I've never been this far in this game. Well, take it away. I have but it was a shitty run
Soldiers to train together doing this run right now was like also putting the knowledge. Yeah in combat towards learning new abilities
Retrain soldier abilities or improve soldiers.
No soldier has them before improved bombs.
You can train abilities.
You can train a B team in case your A team loses too many members.
Yeah, that's true.
I need more rookies now.
I really need more rookies.
Hold on.
Uh, don't you see that here?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I will.
Rrrr, n'loshen!
I'm getting you doing that.
Uh, come on.
Uh, research.
Um, batch.
Research is progressing, I think, Inspector Commander.
Five days is not much.
Oh, we get alien alloys here.
Fuck, I should have put both of them on this.
Now it's gonna take forever.
It's fine though. We'll find more alien alloys anyways.
This game with a P.H. guys, but these two streams have been very entertaining, especially
allow getting reeled in by the most bare bones rage-baked imaginable fishing.
Ugh.
I've heard you like it, Babbel.
Thank you.
We've seen this, I believe.
Most definitely.
I think.
Oh, yeah, all types of research have been modified to allow for their support to receive new
oh infirmary the increased time our soldiers to recover from injuries they can be staffed
to remove negative traits according to combat okay and the high provider module upgraded
us for the temporary suspension of a soldier's health from the duration of any single combat
Wait, the temporary suspension for the soldier's health?
For the duration of any single combat appliance?
Oh, modular cannons?
Oh, five days? Okay.
Additional upgrade slot to all cannons without sacrificing balance or firepower.
Yeah, well, we're taking that.
But he's always damaged himself with some stupid and luck situations.
This is better, come on, let's get- Dude, the thing is, they always just- They just miss, like, 70% shots.
So unlucky.
We got the black market.
We need some supplies because we have fuck all
They hate the wall as much as you do okay Zippa thinks the one third tis it man
What
Avatar projects
The aliens continue to make progress on the Avatar project.
If we're going to slow them down, we'll need to move fast.
Yeah, we need to start researching that part so I can figure out how to avoid this.
Slash.
Aliens have pretty cleared.
Yeah, so then we got to build power relays now to increase our power. Okay
Cool all right very good shit very good shit
I want some more engineers man
There's hair loss timer.
Yeah, okay.
Commander, you should establish contact with the local resistance network as soon as possible.
The aliens are undoubtedly moving forward with their...
A secret facility?
What's this?
The aliens have made significant progress toward their goals.
New advent facilities are cropping up around the world.
We've just received intel that one of dr. Vaughn's escape test subjects is guarding a nearby advent facility
Best be prepared before we try to take it out a powerful extremely dangerous alien is guarding a nearby advent facility
Okay
I have to make contact with a local resistance. Oh fuck. Okay. I've never seen this before
oh my god okay so that's what we got to do okay more after modular cannons we
got to like establish this shit this will prove to have been an important
breakthrough
it's the resistance communications this is inspired now but I kind of don't
I don't want to stall on this anymore.
Alright, it's only two days.
Oh, the reason Timer's there is to see how long I've been in this run.
Oh, you need...
Yeah, but...
I don't know if I'll need... Okay, I mean...
You do need it, but I don't know if I needed to lower the thing though, the meter.
I must admit maybe it's for a different type of story
Seen this
Yeah, we're making primes
I've updated our objectives based on the shen can test them produce new unique types of ammo. Yeah grenades in the room
stabilizing the link between the local subordinates and
resistance communication
Oh my god guys, there was a mod to make them stop yapping. I
Kind of want to install it
Priority message coming through commander putting it on screen now
Your progress against the aliens over the past month has been significant commander
But there is no room to improve if we are going to eliminate
the resistance have shared what they know how the elders have said after us it
sounds like we should expect these things to actively hunt us until we take
aliens scramble the avengers raiders signals greatly increasing all scanning
times for six weeks
Come on. Hold up. Can I go back? Oh, fuck.
So if my people could use a hand in the field,
shouldn't be anything too tough. Yeah, if I do missions for these, I can unlock that other Perk's law, right?
Or, is it- that's how you- this- no, you have to do missions with a covered ops?
I don't know.
View mission.
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh!
Fuck, it's a lost mission.
God damn it!
I accept the O. I mean we got five people now though.
I'm not quite certain I want to bring a sniper for this, but I might not have a choice.
I mean, I have it.
RUVEME!
Fucking RUVEME, dude!
Alright.
Who's the Swedish Viking?
Hey, thanks.
Kryptografen. Alright.
Kryptografen.
Alright, we have another one.
We have another one, though.
We have a okuro. This guy's cool as fuck, man
First time here, let me do it. Okay, Mr. Nachos 26. Oh
Nachos, I haven't had nachos in forever
These are all kind of low level in it
Squatty, squatty, squatty.
This is a look of, uh, very squatty.
Yo, paying though.
Paying my man.
Wasp and upgrade?
Yeah, you fucking know it.
Was this.
Aim by 10%?!
Yo!
That's insane!
I'm bringing that on a sniper!
I'm bringing that on a sniper, dude.
Or a Reaper.
A Reaper too, could be nice.
Uh, let's switch some of these.
Nano scale is gonna go on rrrrruvne.
Faaan.
Okay. We're alright. We're okay. Medkit's alright. Actually, I should bring another Medkit I should.
If I can't even afford making one because I'm poor as hell.
Well, it's worth a living for.
Cool.
Launch mission.
Alright, let's go squad!
I'm attached dude, I'm attached.
Oh yeah, I need to buy better weapons now.
I think I can buy better weapons.
I think I can.
Hold on.
If I press return to Avenger.
Yeah, listen buddy, I'm coming back there, alright?
Let me just see this.
Engineering, items, weapons.
I meant it better be worth it.
It better be worth it.
Sky Ranger deployed. Squad green to deploy.
One of our contacts in the resistance has reached out with an emergency request.
Advent for some of their people at the hiding site.
We don't have an exact fish on their location, but the resistance is sending us
We gotta prioritize getting those weapons
At least we're not on a timer, so that's really cool.
Uh...
Oh, what the fuck?
Nah!
I mean, they're gonna be fighting the Fallen too, though.
They are.
Fuck, I didn't bring that dude with a robot that has combat protocol.
Ass.
Mega ass.
Is this a mobile game? I don't know if it's on mobile to be honest.
It doesn't move off, yeah?
The thing is, we don't need to fight.
Maybe we can walk around and grab them.
We don't need to fight, but gotta be smart.
We know where they all are, so we can rush a little bit to the side here.
I mean, if we fight here, they're not gonna know where we are, right?
They're a different pole, right?
I'm closing on target position now.
That's... that's what I think.
I mean, we could test it.
I'd rather fight these then, these guys over here, they're fuckin' scary, man.
out 70% that's a brute though okay yeah you can probably headshot this I think so
but before that we should set up you go over here and then you can overwatch
No, no, this will work. This will easily work. Unless...
Yeah, I mean, I'd much rather fight this than these dudes over here.
I'm overwatching.
It sounded like she said welcome to overwatch. Clearly she didn't, but it sounded like it.
Yep, overwatch, yep.
I forgot he had a shotgun, I keep thinking it's a rifle.
But I did check the other, it was same percentage anyways.
My man lagged. What?
The lost are almost right on top of you
Get it together
We're good
It is and we're free to move out now
Uh, reload though.
It's fine. There's nothing over here.
Where's the dude?
Oh
Our guys just chill in there, okay
You got that
Dude whenever it says 70 something percent don't even bother don't even bother take anything
Under 70 or above 70 shoot, but at 70 it's like some magic percentage where it's just guaranteed to miss
Yeah
You got a reload. That's all right.
68 on this guy. Yeah, finish him.
Thank God. Okay, next. Yo, shoddy man. You here?
Where's shoddy guy? Yeah, you're over here.
pop that shawty I want to level you up
oh if you roll a six on this that'd be so hard
Shit, these are kind of tanky.
Roll a four.
Haha, yeah.
fight roll a five good shit okay big five head big five head big big big five
Roll a four.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, but the lost are gonna fight them too, right?
Yeah, they will yeah, they are they are they are good
Yeah!
Get fucked!
Noom, noom.
Now, uh, I will pull back a bit... oh man, too bad I didn't bring that sniper.
Man, I want to shoot hers.
I want to shoot Numb Numb 28% 26 from here.
Damn it.
I'm going to pull back a little bit.
How is this not high guard?
How is that not high guard?
That's crazy.
you're probably gonna miss that I'm not gonna take the chance let them get
closer instead okay I'm waiting for those robots and stuff they need to get
destroyed 68% 28 on her but
Yeah, I know fucking shit. I should have reloaded instead. I'm gonna reload instead.
the marathon stream? Uh, no.
Nice! Free damage right there.
Oh, he's out in the open if it is much, yeah.
No, don't come for me.
Go for him.
And her.
That's okay.
This is really good.
They're out in the open.
80%?!
What the fuck?
of
the
top
of the
top of the
top of the
69 69 nice three damage big and 65
Come on, who is this?
Gryptogrothen!
Step open with a thang!
Disappointed!
Oh
Why did you do that why did you do that?
Okay, we're not burning no we are burning
Why you could have just killed him look what happened now because you didn't
Look what happened because you didn't kill him
It was 60% plus, but no, I'm gonna miss that.
I know I can't even target him!
Oh, I'm gonna...
Wait!
I can if I move here, and then I can kill him.
I'm going come on hug. I believe in you, buddy. Come on, baby. It's only 72% you got that surely, right?
the reason I don't want to nade is because I don't want to spawn a swarm.
If I kept looking off and I just hit that fucking shot man, you know what it might not be dead
It might not be dead, please
Mr.. Nachos, please
Mr.. Nachos
Mr.. Nachos you have 53 percent come on you got this please
please
I was the guy that was dangerous, so now we can move off eventually and yeah.
Oh
Oh, you have a mid-kit. Cosmetic.
Come on, it's fine. Don't let him get close.
I mean, they're gonna bully... Oh, yeah, I forgot, Hog is fucking grabbed over there.
Maybe we try to kill it nomnom.
68?
I mean we don't kill, yeah, yeah, we're killing on them I mean, yeah, that's exactly what
I mean.
Uh, gotta take care of you though, please roll a 5, that's too much task for, isn't
it?
Okay, you know why that's okay.
You got that, 100%.
Let's see if I can shoot the nomnom here so nomnom can die.
Yeah.
Oh, that lets them go.
Okay, you actually become free if you do that.
Oh, shit!
Uhhhhhhh...
Run?
I can high guard up here, I think.
If I could see it.
Pretty sure this is a high guard.
It's gotta be, right?
Only problem is I'm kind of running in the dark, but this could save me.
It doesn't say there's a high guard on this wall, but there really should be high guards
here.
There has to be.
Uh, I'm gonna move up here.
He's not gonna die.
I like how this is an 88% chance of hitting, that's amazing.
That's amazing.
You see what I think is gonna happen here is, hopefully they go for her.
No, I'm doing it, I'm fucking doing it, let's go.
Fuck yeah, I'm out of here.
The real...
...preeness.
Rrrrrrright.
Okay.
No, it's gotta be guard up there, I- I-
Okay, she's busy though, she's busy.
I'm so ex-
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, so there's actually no there is guard here.
I am guarded, I am, yeah. I thought so.
I mean, I can just let her be busy here, and maybe, but the only guy I can shoot is this.
Unless I move out, but why would I? I'm just gonna stay here and overwatch.
That's it.
I have medkit, I think it's gonna end my turn, right? Or does it?
I don't know if it does.
Yeah, I ripped the loot, but it's not worth it, it's fine.
Okay, yeah, and then I kissed the Overwatch. Alright.
Okay, so we gotta clear our way over there now.
There you go.
I could have sworn I saw an enemy stand here but I guess not.
I could kill Non-Nom from here.
I'm going.
Wait, I have no sights?
35%?!
How?
Alright, I might move into Highgarden and get this guy then.
same amount of them instead of that cheeky I'm doing it
two to three is my guarantee
okay um
What's over there?
TKMORE!
Hold on, I'm gonna catch up with all of you, just let me get past this damn mission.
If you could kill these zombies, that would be insanely good.
Yeah, they are.
They are still up.
Yeah.
I wonder if Nomenon is going to get ganked by these probably right?
I'm trying to keep the pug alive.
Come on, sixty-eight percent.
I'm trying to keep pug alive here.
Oh, shit.
It's killing time.
68, spawn of four. Yeah, fuck it.
Good. We are in a O-A-O-K position right now.
Please.
No, I'm one tile away!
Fuck.
Ah, there you are, yeah.
You're busy with a zombie.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure no-nomish is gonna get.
Murdered here.
Let's try to go for a headshot, fuck it.
Come on.
Oh!
Nostae.
Nostae.
And then if they decide to move here, I'll just pistol overwatch.
I don't want an 8 because I don't want to spawn more of these fuckers.
Oh, wait. Oh, there's no door up in here, right?
I like that there's like a three-way battle here.
Just keep a sick crochet. Oh my god, Nobno's getting destroyed by these zombies.
That's so funny.
39 but he's right there
Marathon into high guard and move to overwatch kick kick
True, true
YAAAHHHHH
That's it. Oh shit, this guy's kinda tanky to be honest, which is a little bit scary.
I could move to a better spot over here and just shoot with a pistol. And also, you can
help out by shooting from up here. Yeah, then we're kind of fine. Oh, nice. Yep, true.
What's the percentage I can't see?
There's no guard there.
But there's no- oh wait, there is a guy over here!
I'm a little bit scared of that.
Fuck!
God damn it.
I need to kill this thing before it's too late.
And I can!
There's no way he can shoot from there, right?
I'm gonna run up and execute. Fuck this.
Watch this execution.
Fuck you.
Good. Yeah, we're good. Uh, we are fine.
These guys are busy fighting the others.
or me I guess
of
the
Uh-oh, a swarm is close!
It's bad for you guys!
Yeah!
Two damage!
Good shit.
There's a ladder there.
I can't handle that!
Venice 1-5, you've got the primary targets in tow. Secure any additional operatives if possible, but make sure you get our contacts to the E that point.
We just gotta get rid of these guys now. And we are A-OK.
No high guard.
There's a high guard there though.
And we know this snake is going to be too busy, but there is a guy down there.
I know this.
I'd rather move up to be fair.
Yeah, the thing is, I'm not sure I can count on the loss distracting them though.
I
Don't want to get flanked by that guy
I got it.
No, no, no, no, no, dude, I pressed the fucking corner.
What happened?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
I tried to press this corner that was here! This one!
Gah!
This one!
And then it went here! I think I like scuffed up the mouse when I clicked.
Fuuuuhhh, meh.
Not like this.
I mean... I mean...
Okay.
Well, yeah, this is fucking terrifying now because of that.
Hopefully they- I think they're gonna be too busy with this.
I think so.
They are.
Surely, oh so I'm kinda scared of his missiles, but there's no way he can shoot missiles that far.
That will be absolutely crazy.
Alright, let's see what happens then.
I mean, we're three people sitting here.
I'm gonna do this.
Okay, let's see now then.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
No.
What's happening?
No.
No.
No, no, no!
Fucking moron!
My man is rushing into them stabbing oh my fucking god this is
Do I get to play now, please?
One ammo.
The operative, this guy.
I gotta try to rush him to extraction.
I'm one tile away, but it's alright.
That's okay.
Holy...
I am not quite sure what to do here.
Hold on.
55% chance to instakill her even with that
78% chance to instakill I
Do have a flash I could flash everyone here
but then you're stuck there after though 78 is good the problem is he won't be
able to move after or no he does get to move once flashing lets them go to the
The thing is, yeah, yeah, yeah, what we do is, we move here, we throw the flash, so we
get him out, and then we YOLORUN, and we hope these guys are going to, well, to be honest,
we can have these killed these, so we're not bothered by them.
And then we're fine.
I think so.
We could be fine.
We might be dead.
I mean, who knows, in the end.
I believe in this game plan. Watch. It's gonna work.
It will work.
Oh, she got hit though.
You have 77% chance.
We could run here, we have some more cover, we get closer to the thing.
These guys are obviously focused on me, so I gotta try to kill them.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice, nice.
I gotta roll a five on that.
I don't have to, the rest can kill them, but still.
Wow! Okay! Yeah, we fuckin' take that! Alright, make a run for it.
I need some guarding
Okay, uh, where's the hug there you are how you can run so far. Oh my god
There's one more enemy here, he's only has three health.
We put Hog over here, so you're out of danger, well, you're probably not, but...
No?
That's not where I clicked!
It is where I clicked, never mind.
I thought she was on the side of this.
Lol.
So lol?
Okay, you.
See, there's only one enemy that we know of that are focused on me.
Well, maybe the Robotis, which kinda freaks me out.
Ernesto.
Uh, I mean, Mr. Nachos.
And it's this guy.
I won't be able to get the fuck out this turn. It's after next turn I can.
Then I can get the fuck out.
Yeah, I'm scared of his missile. That's the thing. His missile is so ridiculous.
She's fucked, I hope.
You gotta run. You have to run or you're dead.
Get out of there.
Yes, there we go. Now they turn back, bro.
Good!
If we get Missile, fuck it. It's fine. It's alright. It is what it is.
We just around and get out of here. We're not gonna get Missile. I have a feeling we
won't get Missile. Trust. Trust. We will not get Missile. We won't. We won't. You
You just gotta trust and believe.
Is that like an I will ban you if you miss Islas?
I will.
Oh wait, he's overwatching.
Aw, fuck.
My- my man is just slaughtering over here. I don't know what he's doing.
Overwatch it yes
There are no great
Hey
Noooooooooooooo!
We're this beat too greedy!
Yeah!
We should get the fuck out.
Pang died, bud.
I got made on Sniper? Yeah, I do, bud.
Look at all this shit.
I mean, we could test it. Maybe.
Ready to boogie. It's more chosen, yeah.
You can carry a unit here, but he's dead though, right?
What's the point of carrying at this point?
Yeah, he dead.
Oh, for items.
Yeah, I don't know if he had any.
But I'll pick him up, I think.
Can I still make it if I do that?
Surely, right?
I should be able to
I
Don't
I'm not sure I can
It's one tile first like this. Well, no, but we'll move one tile
Further away. I don't think I'll make it. I
Actually don't think I'll make it
Maybe from here I
I don't think um why it doesn't cost you an action point it doesn't well time to
find out fuck it I guess we're throwing oh it doesn't yeah well actually yeah
yeah it doesn't we're fine
The strength. Okay, you are in a bit of an awkward spot because you have a- oh, you also
have a grenade though. Okay. Let you run over here and extract. Yeah, I don't know about
this operative it freaks me out all right well I even a grenade won't one shot
these that's the thing some of them won't get one shot by a grenade it's not
worth it it's not worth it there's no way there's no way it's worth it right
no way
This is 3 to 4 damage. Some of them have 5.
And a lot of... yeah. There's no way.
I might do it. Can they jump down from here?
I have an idea.
No, I'm doing it. I'm doing it. It's gonna fucking work, chat. It's gonna work. It's gonna work. Watch.
I mean, I know what to do.
There are no additional VIPs or resistance operatives working in that area. You should make way to the main for extraction.
I could also just extract here wait you also have a grenade
Okay, oh yeah, wait I can throw a grenade and still extract though. Yeah, I can I can I can
Okay, this is this is freezy. This is freezy
I'm out of here
Yeah, we're good! Nice! We get a little sharpshooter or whatever. Very tight, very sick.
I'm out of here.
Ribbhog?
Hug is fine.
They're not going to get that far.
There's no way.
They're way too far.
I think he just overwatched
Missed the game
Yes, it's chat. Yeah. Alright. Yeah, same for fine. And there's no overwatch here, because
he used to. Alright, we lose one, but we got one, so. Holy!
Oh, yeah, I got two even.
Alright.
Cool.
We got two.
We got a lot of wounds, we do.
Oh yeah, Fenton.
When it's gone, it's over here.
This little mermaid's concealed.
Or Blade Master.
Fuck yeah, I'm Blade Mastering.
Fuck yeah, I'm late-monstering.
We're fucking beat up.
Here we have, we have medical protocol, though.
We could get that.
Because I think we have one that has combat protocol.
Though combat protocol is truly insane.
But I'm gonna have one of each, fuck it, we'll have one of each.
Grenadier, okay.
Yeah, Phantom will be amazing as scouts, yeah for sure.
Oh yeah, we got Eagle, we got another Engineer.
Yes, and we got two Sharpshooters.
And 79 intel.
on manpower commander we should check with resistance HQ for we don't have
enough available soldiers to feel the full squad oh yeah yeah the reapers have
no interest in leaving the world into a new age not under my watch anyway the
Aliens took everything from humanity and we aim to take it back. It's that simple
What people choose to do with their lives you get XP from killing enemies. Yeah, I do
No, I think it's fine to be fair chat
I mean these guys will come back now though and they're leveled up so I think we're fine. We're fine
We are give scientists a gun
Having the commander around seems to have given the resistance a morale boost not to mention our crew
I don't think I've ever seen Bradford is happy
Even though he and the commander both know and trust Cato from before the war
I'm withholding my judgment for now as much as the resistance needs our help
We need their support just as much.
There's a lot of supplies here, but you would need three engineers to make this quick.
So I think I'll wait until they're done because...
Oh my gosh, 13 days?
Fucking hell. No, that's gonna take too long.
That takes way too long.
How long is this? 20 days?
I do have weapon upgrades but I have no supply so I need to sell. I need to sell.
You can't put them in already when they're already working I think. You have to cancel it I believe or something.
Anyways
Promotion
Oh, long watch again.
Yeah, I don't see...
When targeting my enemy fire, my fire bat would be a pistol.
Nah.
Long watching.
Oh, supply drop.
Okay, that's good.
We need that.
We need that.
Yeah, I get another engineer for this one.
Oh, damn it.
We can put the portrait under the room, okay.
The thing is, I need to upgrade my weapons.
Uh, hold on a minute.
I need to up- yeah, there's three days left on the supply drop.
I get new weapons if I get these.
for you to be solved in the face of insurmountable odds.
I was born a battle of a desire to face my
and you, I see a shadow of my own creation.
Commander, there were a few wounded during the latest Colverne action,
but after a few days' rest, everyone will be ready to get back out there.
This is the headquarters of the Skirmisher faction.
They may look like advent, but they sure don't act like it skirmishers established contact
We can scan at this location to gain additional support for our cause. Yeah
There they are the soldiers of advent
Now they're
Flame troopers. Oh the black market pays a 20 supply premium for goods
The signature speed is increased by 25%.
Reduce avatar project progress, but you need a sergeant for it.
I've learned that we have new opportunities to strike at the elders
This operation is going to require some field experience commander
We'll need to send one of our vets to leave the effort. Fuck. Yeah, we gotta live a luck man. I
Can't get a temple. I need a soldier for it
I'll kiss you up true
I'm not dying we're we're winning we just need some supplies and we're good man. I need to get my food. I'm hungry though
Man I could do a covert I guess
Commander. Commander. I can recruit a scientist here. That will be nice. Don't you get more
shit then. But I need to send these on a mission, so I can't do this operation right now. I'm
not risking that shit. Not risking it. We need supplies. The number one goal right now is
to get weapons. The new weapons. Which we can right now, I think. Let's see here then.
Um, so I've never been at this point where I can make new weapons. So, items, weapons,
Upgrade skirmish or sharpshooter squad magnetic rifle
That Ranger upgrade that's cool. I could get a few guns
for sure how much is this 75 plus 50 score yeah cuz I'm not gonna use this
now or this easy so are they automatically using them now no I'll
see in the screen before a mission. Okay, this is good shit.
There is supplies here we should get. I'm scared of this avatar project, but I need to get to this alien lab to do it, and for that I need to like research.
I'm not sure.
The strategic resource located.
Score.
Trademark Freezy?
True, true.
Hagrid thinks 95, Vandals 84, heads of shell thinks 110.
Thank you.
Yeah, I have to stop them from that.
I like three looks things 41 and Brad Vicks one five. You're my most watched chamber last year
But I've been able to sell that spent the last two years working a shit yobu where I've made no money
But this weekend we're a first-hit a new job got my ass kicked with 11 hour shift all by
17 hour double
We cleared a ton of cash and found feel like I can give a little back dude
You don't have to feel like you have to give back Brad. I really appreciate it
But you really don't have to man. Just you riding this is enough
Thank you. That's very nice of you. You're suffering in summer's sweeter when my life isn't on fire.
Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. I'm happy your life isn't on fire anymore.
Uh, okay. I'll- I can check the black market, I guess.
I have a lot of intel. Isn't that what you buy with here?
Yeah, it is. I can buy a scientist and I can buy research here.
And you can buy supplies and shit.
Habs remaining research time.
I don't think I have a lot of research. Scope. Oh yeah, there's a scope.
I think I have another scope too. Yeah, what we buy yeah, we buy that
Yeah, I increase aim by 5% gotta bring that shit on the snipers and the stock
I'll buy a stock to fuck it
40 Intel
Uh, scientists are just passive, like for your income and stuff, right? You don't have to do anything else.
I think so? That's what it seemed like.
For now. Ah, the secret.
Uh, yeah, I can definitely stock up on more supplies, and I can make even more weapons.
Perhaps remaining research only for that one I'm doing which one I'm a dude right now
Resistance communications. Yeah, okay
You don't have to assign them or something. No. No. Yeah, that's what I mean
Like I wonder if you just if you don't need to
scientists are expensive yeah I don't I don't have the knowledge of like how
hard it is to come by Intel I had a lot now and I don't even know what this is
for pick me up in your coffee yeah I'm not gonna buy this I'm gonna recruit one
Fuck it
Research time increased by 25 might actually be good now
Okay, we have an engineer to grab here
I'm nervous of this avatar project
I should go heat up my food. I'm really hungry
We have a power relay now. There we go. Yes. So now we have the comms there. The resistance
comms facility increase the number of regions that we can make on the way. Further contacts
can be gained by staffing an engineer here. Okay, so you gotta build the resistance comms.
radio yeah I think I need this otherwise I'm fucked there's a lot of autopsy but I
need this otherwise I won't be able to go to the word as soon as we have
something of note I won't be able to stop this we can now work to establish
contact with local groups operating out of regions once we've collected
sufficient intel to make contact we'll need to scan the target region for the
operative signal
new India yeah but I need to go over here how the fuck am I gonna get all the
way there
That's crazy.
Woo!
Jake Cole is available now.
Sweet.
Dude, hey, Lefa.
Rob2thanks32Gump is 77.
I'd rather talk about Overwatch and High Guard than Garfield.
That's the truth.
Wait, so now that he's free, he could help with this.
Ah, just like that.
Okay.
Tight.
Yeah, it's only five days now.
Very good. Okay.
I did not know name no all right landmark get that engineer we're doing okay right now
man to be honest okay review Sabotage the transmitter you get 73 Intel for this
I can't do a covert operation right now, none of them at the moment, they're too
hurt, they're too hurt.
Give me this engineer.
Not for fuck's sake.
Okay.
Fine.
Alright.
Habibi come to DbD.
No.
No.
I don't like that by daylight.
I played it for two months straight, shark.
When it came out.
Is that not enough?
Look at that magnetic rifle dude, holy shit.
you can have two weapon upgrades oh shit increase aim by 10% increase it by
five miss shots deal one damage to the target fucking hell play dark and
darker uh no no earth go shit thanks the prime bro thank you
what oh my god thought I accidentally all death forward
okay uh I need to put these scopes on sniper has pretty good aim
Or you could guarantee it more to be fair.
Can I save? It auto saves though, but I can make a save.
No I can't. I have to back out of everything to make a save.
There we go. New save.
Me I got PB of hell
All right, Graham
Man, you guys are all corporal except Larsen.
Get that advanced scope on, dude.
That is awesome.
Wait, are you not assigned to anyone?
Who wants to be Sniperino of Hell?
Me?
Rented Shortbuss?
Okay.
Wait, if I do a lost mission where it spawns so many chatters, what happens if all those
chatters type in game at the same time?
I feel like that could actually crash the game.
We're good. I think... No, we still have more weapon upgrades. He can have two upgrades.
Might as well just throw him in here. One. What? Give me some aim.
There's another sniper though.
You.
Miss shots do damage.
Why not?
I'm gonna fucking try it.
Alright, let me get my food real quick.
I'm tharving here.
I will win but I'll be but I have any more no we're good I'll let's try this shit massive
It's not that bad.
Can you assign me to a melee character and let him get choked to death by a snake?
No?
I mean, yeah.
I don't want you to die.
I'm nervous.
I've never had a run this good.
I've never had a run this good man. Wow, what is this area?
keep your eyes peeled for possible contacts down there man I don't have a
ranger
Okay.
This is honest, man, sir, if you fail a mission, it's fine.
Well, fine.
It doesn't lose you.
You don't lose if you fail a mission, but you fall behind and enemies get stronger and you know, yeah
Cool vehicle
not about to rush into the dark there
there we go
indicate that really is feeding energy directly into their network
if you can destroy it
they just want their efforts to isolate the transmitter
oh shit they're indoors too
Okay. Who the hell is Wundergood? Friendly?
Okay, we gotta work moderately fast here. I've lost one of these. I've only had this
mission once and then I didn't know the gimmick of shooting these so I just lost.
But now I do know the gimmick.
You can't climb this thing, right? I'm sure you can. After this turn.
my man is walking
walking
I don't know if this will like, yeah, it will reveal us, yeah, it will, okay.
Where'd that little dude go?
Is he hiding over here?
Not about to jump down there?
Nope.
Oh, that's a tower.
Might be enemies there.
Okay.
Okay.
So many characters now, man.
Unstoppable.
We're fine over here, I think.
Wait, what is that?
Okay.
Math.
Okay, let's go.
We cannot stall too long here.
We have to make the next turn, we gotta make it happen on this one, so we buy more turns.
It's not that far we gotta go, but we don't know the enemy's plan yet.
Aha!
Ah ha.
That vent is almost cut off the transmitter from their network.
We're running out of time.
Chill man.
It's all good man.
No worries man.
Rolling.
Okay, they're not even here.
Why do we get revealed? They're not even here.
Or maybe they are.
Well no, they're all the way over there.
They hear it, but...
But it's the same if this guy shoots.
They also hear it.
Why are my guns so loud?
temptation right there
big temptation right there to snipe them out because you have to neutralize them
anyways so I'm just making a game plan here
Okay.
Spotters will do it while we have insane...
What was that?
What was that?
Ah, fuck!
Fuck!
it ends the turn I mean I could just
overwatch it fuck it whatever I can't
be arsed this should be good fuck you
oh or fuck you I don't have for health
well yeah I could one-shot you though I
could easily one-shot this guy what if
If she can tongue me from up here, always take one out of a battle.
Oh, it works.
I'll get him next time.
Well done.
As we had hoped, the network separation...
No! No! No!
So many have already left.
And yet, my work is never dying!
I
What the fuck there's no way you just did that there's no fucking way you just did that
No, I
What is happening with my camera?
It's over
Yeah, I mean there's no way I'll have enough time to destroy this, especially with a fucking
assassin being here too.
Dude, they can tongue you through buildings and everything.
That is number one bullshit.
Armor.
Fuck.
The thing is I have to be aggressive, that's the problem.
I need to free you somehow okay it's not over it's never over I need to just
figure out how I'm gonna free you okay actually I can buy a lot of time I can
Is that the only guy you can shoot?
The guy over there?
Really?
Ahhhh.
Fuck.
I'm sure you'll live, Slim Chuckie.
How much health you have?
Yeah, you'll live though.
You'll live.
Fuck you.
Kill this thing.
where am I flanked there I'm not flanked here though and I can shoot him from here
I can't shoot him from here.
It's okay.
I can shoot him from here.
How is- is he hiding hidden in this little spot?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, okay I have an idea.
I'm not leaving you alive.
There's no fucking way I'm leaving you alive.
for you.
Two turns.
Okay, let's go for it. Come on, you got this. It's gonna deal one damage no matter what.
No, you're fine.
Oh my god, yeah, crits, crits, crits, enemy always crits, they always crits, every time,
every time. Yeah, it creeped me then. It creeped me. Yeah. Yeah, that's great. That's
fuck it
it doesn't matter what I do
I can't, I fucking can't
Wait, these are the only ones I have left now?
Oh, fuck.
Yikes.
I can't even see this guy from here.
I have to go here
But there should be two guys, right? Shouldn't there be two guys here?
Oh, he's hidden over here, in the dark
Yeah, nah, I mean nah, nah, we gotta fucking evacuate
We have to-
But it's so- oh, it's so ass
I don't know what to do I need to free yep dog if I free yep dog and like get
yep dog up here
this is end your turn I mean it's just yeah I don't I am legit I have no idea
What's it do here? There's definitely two of them down there. I have no grenade. I have a flashbang. That's it
Yeah, time encounters are rough man. Oh wait, I can actually see her from this
That's good
Okay, I might cook
Good.
If you fail this 8%, I will never ever forgive you ever.
Also, what is this hack?
There's just no way.
There's no way you fail this.
This is a guaranteed kill.
Now I see both of them.
I can't shoot him though, I'm too bad of a spot.
I can shoot him from here though.
I can't hit them from here.
That's good. Okay.
I mean the mission's over though because yeah
Yeah, but big fucking time or so ass I swear, but we'll live
That's interesting
How are we
Getting this on a time the mission is like
Who is this? Is it the guy up here? I don't know. 60%? Why? What the fuck?
Pammer's pause when chosen engage?
Oh, really?
Oh, it's actually not over- it's fucking over, but it's not over.
Not yet.
Uh, okay.
If we kill this guy...
If I move here, I'll be able to shoot.
I think it's this guy. I don't know who else it will be.
I'll try it. Fuck it.
Shut the fuck up.
Now I could run up and just execute this guy.
Wait, he's not over- no, if he was over watching I'd be-
I can run up and fire my pistol.
I'm doing it.
Time for execution, motherfucker.
I've never seen so many gimmicks in a game ever.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy. It's crazy
Okay, that's nice that's really nice
I'm sorry I just I can't save you I can't I can't save you
Yeah, the second squad is what fucked it up.
to repel an ex-com attack on advent communication systems today it'll be
tough for the crew to move past this commander we'll have to work harder in
the future yeah I know the chosen leaves after but I mean we were so fucked
No matter what, there.
I got Luth, sir!
Oh, shit!
It was.
But, trust.
We did get good Luth, though, to be fair.
Yeah, I'd also...
The snake?
Tonguing me through the building and pulling my assault rifle are there. I didn't think they could do that either, but they can
I mean fuck all the terrain just tongue through the entire thing
Man so so crazy
But now I know they can do that I
Need to recruit a plan
all right who am I recruiting jail
it wouldn't make us a bum they didn't I put on the day we're gonna talk to her
only which or whatever
if you think it's chat it's not over it's not over it's not over oh shit look
at Laura Laura looks insane
Or did Megan? Megan looks insane. Oh shit, Sam Fisher!
There's some cool dudes here, alright?
not over it's not but it is rough but I know for a fact it's not over though I
have five soldiers available how long are you guys wounded for come on we're
even see that I don't know you can train rookies here wait why don't I recruit
more and train them does it cost to train
it's free yeah it's just time obviously yeah oh I mean it was like a drain
Get in there, bro!
All good.
I have sharpshooters.
Ranger Scott the Shotgun, so I'm gonna do that.
We also have, we have a soul rifle, cause we did save that one, so.
Yeah, that's cool.
You can only have one at a time, right?
Yep.
Okay, that's cool.
No, no, no, I have sharpshooters.
Yep, yep dog, thanks 25.
Oh.
Yeah, it's not looking too good.
We need to-
Your response to this defeat will be a true test of your character.
How will you contend with such a challenge?
I fucking will and you're gonna find out.
new course. I think you will find our results have exceeded expectations. Good. I don't
I don't know what all these autopsies do.
Priest, Viper, Advent Stone, like all of these are just autopsies.
It's just tech.
It's just tech.
Okay.
But I'll do this in smarter ways.
Give me this engineer.
make contact with the local resistance yeah we have to make contact we do
alien machinery cleared we just got a bunch of stuff so that's really good
proving ground what is that test importers new unique to okay infirmary
We need a fucking infirmary man. Combs? Don't we have combs already? I thought I-
No, am I not making combs? I could have sworn I made combs. Maybe I did it. Shit.
Oh, yeah, because if I don't make comms, I will lose on the mega nuke of hell from the aliens.
Yeah, we'll build it. We'll fucking build it.
Okay, did I ask? No, I didn't.
We're good. We're actually fine. We're actually fine. We are. We are officially fine. Let's
finish this and get the engineer. Let's fucking die. AliSight has been a great strides on
the Avatar product. It's only adding one block to the Progress Meter.
Mmmmm.
We want to set up the aliens work on the Avatar project. We should hit one of
their facilities as soon as possible.
Yeah, I mean my rookies. Good call.
We gotta make home time with India. Very important.
I'm eating pasta and chicken and curry. How? How?
action with the resistance does it look like we have the soldiers to spare man
actually oh yeah we have rookies but all of these need soldiers look the game
fucking knows
because I mean if I'm gonna add this look I need all this permission okay with
what tips for what I'd never plead assesses
hold on chat
and
Lola. What a nuke.
Anyways, I'm about to show you some pro plays.
Resistance network.
Receive the bonus. Okay.
What? Okay.
How do I get this far?
I-I-I'm gonna die to the Avatar project.
Well, we gotta make content we knew India this part of the main so let's go and do it wait didn't we just get a
dude
Unstaffed engineer
No, I bet it's not
Yeah, yeah, I literally just put him in I just put him in what does resist. Oh, yeah, this is covert
Decrease duration. Yeah, I can't do any cover right now because I don't have enough.
Maybe I should just like insane recruits people.
Probably do this himself.
Uh, this game is fun matrix, but god damn the fucking game makes it crazy.
I don't think I could use any rookies could I maybe I could let me let me see
let me see let me see this I have to use a soldier soldier soldier sergeant
soldier, soldier, soldier, sergeant soldier, soldier, scientist, scientist, soldier, soldier,
sergeant, soldier, like, I'm fucked. Wait, is rookie soldier is anyone? Well, I thought
soldier was a rain now I need digital of these missions man okay okay but let
Let me recruit then. Armory, recruit. I'll recruit.
He's got a base.
Then, I'll go here.
Put my in-coach. Yeah, I guess I care.
Is this the time to talk about this?
We're fucking getting nuked by aliens.
Uh, covert.
Uh, because this needs to be a sergeant.
Fuck, man.
I need him.
Well, let's recruit a scientist.
Rrrr, yay!
Rrrr, yay!
Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, why not? Whatever. I don't even know what they do.
Just look at the job done. Don't worry, Commander.
Nice sea, Valkyrie. I'm gonna make content with India now.
New India
After we pay the initial Intel cost to make contact
We'll have to scan the region for a few days before the local resistance cell comes out of hiding
Once we find them we'll be up and running in the new region
Why why would I not do this what the hell am I I need to prevent this I need to like get further
Constructing proof of absolute content resistance in the black side region. Yeah
Can we get a mistype percentage to hit shot counter to go with the reset counter?
No
Like I need to do this it's fucking red that's screaming in my face I could also go to new art think I guess
But I need to know I'm yeah, no it's red the game is literally screaming at me to do this
Should be easy. Commander, using Intel collected so far we've managed to locate a
resistance cell operating out of this region. Take us some time to stand for
their exact position though. It's over.
Commander, the aliens can show you to make progress on the Avatar project. If we're
going to slow them down we'll need to move fast.
I don't know what to do.
When inspired, our team is actually quite efficient.
Gauze weapons.
Yeah, sure.
Why not?
Never tried them.
Yeah, we've got to train another guy.
We do.
We've got to train.
OK.
Commander we've got local resistance forces waiting to make contact, but we'll have to make the first move
Commander commander we have sharp shooters. We have rangers printed tears. We just lost one
I can win this if I win this
come back if I don't give me that fucking high-fast music give me the
high-pass music give me the high-pass music dude
I
Do this guy's name is judge
So, this was upgraded now.
I don't need an honest get vest. I'm not gonna take damage this mission. Yo, we gotta put
them in let's go who is we have to know the sniper
first three reloads
So many snipers.
Alright, let's put them in.
All right, let's put him in
Put me in this in a spot. Gov. I'll eat benon pizza. Okay shark, which character do you want?
Yeah, you choose between these three one two three sniper rifle bullpuff shark gun
This is edgy sword judge. You want to be judge? Okay?
Okay. Sure.
You sound like a sniper.
Alright, Edge Lord.
They're holy gnome, okay, why not?
Let's go.
This mission is going to make or break us.
That's how it is.
We just picked up an emergency signal for one of the resistance camps.
Savory assistance eliminated 4.
Okay, this is the fucking dream team, come on.
People are doing what they can to fight back, but we need to help protect the civilians trapped nearby
There's a group of resistance soldiers down not far from your position
Move in and help fend off the attacking alien forces wait move in and help fend off
Okay, am I I don't see a timer. I don't know if like this is something I should rush to or
We, the Spermishers, were created by the false gods of this world to serve and die as their
puppets.
We retain all that we were and more, and our prowess in battle serves us well in our
claws.
In close combat, none can stand opposed to us.
I'm YOLOing.
I mean we have vision here so no YOLO I guess.
Okay so we gotta help them here.
There is a roof you can go on. Okay.
Tight.
McBALLS!
Oh fuck I forgot, dude I have to lock in, I completely forgot I had this guy.
Okay, just focus, turn off the AC.
I need to use the Reaper for scouting.
I mean it's fine to use the ranger too, but Reaper is definitely better.
What's over there?
What's over there?
A lot of pistol overwatch, never gonna work, but we gotta be hidden here.
Is this shark?
Yeah, okay.
I would love high guard here.
Fuck, there is a robot too, where is he?
I don't know.
I don't know where he is.
Oh.
What the fuck is that?
is the alien's frontline, though.
Oh, hi.
Oh, my.
Commander, the half-bent is unpacking off.
They've got units in the AO that are ignoring our forces
just to get a better shot at the civilians.
They're just fantastic.
Did you just say Garf when?
How do you miss that, dude?
Oh my god, what the fuck is going on?
Very sick.
I don't see... okay, there's a high guard there, but that will kill my time.
We're just killing your well percent defense oppression
High cover, okay.
Uhhh... Fuck.
I get high guard here.
Get high guard.
Oh my god, this is fucking chaos, to be honest.
This is insane chaos.
You can't even shoot anyone from here?
I was gonna get the sniper- I thought I'd have some time to get like the sniper in position, but no.
Not even close!
Fuck me, dude.
Yeah, I know.
I want to...
This actually hits both of them.
I think.
I think so.
Yeah, it does, for sure.
He died. Fuck yeah, that's huge. Fucking huge.
He died. Fuck yeah, that's huge. Fucking huge.
But the robot is still alive.
And so is this scary guy. I don't even know what he does.
I have to move Holy Gnome or he's fucked basically
I don't like half guard might as well have no guard I
Can't see that first blood. Can you take care of that, please?
no high guard here and I can't get close to that car I mean I will be guarded
here I don't think the car explosion is big enough there's no point of taking
the shell we got to like pull back a little bit yeah I can grapple but it's
up to this roof here. Rub it on back and see what they're gonna do I guess. I don't want
to be close to this car I don't trust it
okay so what does this guide you
okay oh come on please hit this shit oh that's what I'm okay you
That's not one of mine, so I don't care
Come on hit him come on
Yes
Good stuff, okay
Man, 44% is fucking crazy.
If I go here, I'll be able to hit them both if I want to.
So can you.
You have your shard gone.
Three to five, that's less than I thought.
46%.
Imagine if I had my snipers up there.
so tight 64 this should kill come on please if you kill this is big come on
vamos entre te what do you mean 59 maybe you're getting flanged
Well, I mean I'm taking the 59 though shit this guy to hit you don't you miss all you miss a hundred percent of shots
You don't take so
Or you can miss every shot you take even if it you're over 50 percent oh
Dude I call I
He won't get fired here.
That's good.
I'm gonna put him up here, I think.
The fuck was that in my left ear?
Is it like the computer in there?
It's probably just the computer in there, I'm sure, right?
We gotta take some shots, man.
No, it's the computer. It's like the speakers.
I think- I'm pretty sure it's the speakers, chat.
But I mean, in case it's not, and I shoot,
Nah, I'm going up here.
We're hidden anyways, so we're good.
Okay.
Good vantage points.
God, why can't you get a hit on this guy?
There's no way he's gonna move. You need a better sniping spot.
44%.
We could move up here.
Yeah, Vigil is still alive. He's been alive since the beginning of the run.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Am I cooking? I think I'm cooking.
Come on, shark. Flank his ass.
Flank him. Let's go.
What the fuck? How do you always miss these?
I like- what- what did- did- did- did-
Might as well say I have 5% on every shot.
Cause everything misses anyway
Like every time, it just misses, misses, misses
Like this guy should not be alive at this point
Three people have shot at him
Three!
And it's not even terrible odds, and they all miss
They all fucking miss, I'm so fucking tilted
Oh, he's high guarding, okay, yo. 56, not as good as I thought.
54 man what is that sound I know there's no one here though I need to flank this guy
guy with shark. This guy is taking a bit too long to kill, but I just don't have much to
How far can you throw? Yeah. Yeah. That 29% is too low. Way too f***ing low. I mean we
We gotta take some shots.
Please.
Yeah, I mean, whenever it's like 50 something or something, there's no point in even having
the percentage on screen because you will never hit a 50 something percent ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
You will never hit it.
Ever.
on back. Ever. Just don't. Just give up. Just fucking give up instead. It's better.
We need to kill this guy fast. I'm gonna do all of this. I've lost all faith. I've lost
all faith at this point. Maybe he's gonna move with face. Oh, he is moving actually.
He's so much easier. Darwin's like 57, Luke's like 50. What is this biased fucking shit on the enemies? You can't hit them!
It's impossible you it's it's it's okay whatever
I'm rushing so I can help them we're sitting working sealed anyways all right good
God this game tits me to no end.
Fuck man.
God damn.
Go go go!
I've run.
Fight.
Location confirmed.
You narrow.
It's blasted in your favor.
So what do you want?
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
It's blessed in your favor. So if you're still having problems, it's just a skill issue. Yeah, no, there's no fucking way
I I will never believe that in a million years ever
There is zero chance it is zero with how often I miss like 55 percent
There's zero chance bastard zero zero
Orgasmic turtle
Resistance do something fire throw a grenade. Oh, okay good stuff a crate
What the fuck okay
Okay! Resistance is cooking! Yes!
I'll blow up the resistance with that too, so let's not do it.
3. 3 fucking damage.
Yes! Oh, did I lose another 50%?! What is that? 7 in a row?
Fucking joke! It's a joke! It's an absolute joke is what it is.
There's no way it is 50%! Like the odds of this many failing...
Nye? Nye? Nye?
Nye?
I fucked this. I'm just gonna send them all in.
Just, just, just fucking go in.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm so fucking tilted.
Like clockwork. They all.
It misses. Miss. Miss. Miss. Miss. Miss. Miss.
Fail. Fail. Fail. Fail. Fail.
Oh my God.
God herself.
Oh
Not now a digital is gonna die because yeah, he lost another 50% roll over and over and over
Okay, we got a calm down
We got to calm down.
I like that they are hitting every single shot
Okay, I can actually snipe while I can't
Wait, I'm one tile away from shooting
Which means when I move here I won't be able to use my sniper
I can't with this fucking game. I can't. I just I can't. I
I I can't I
I would have been able to snipe from here, but not here
All right, it's okay. I'm sure it's no big deal. It's fine. It's okay. It's all good really
Is that a 63% chance of hitting?
And yeah, you're telling me it's actually in the favor.
I have missed every single one!
Every single one I've missed!
And they've all been 60 something percent!
every single one what am I supposed to do like I just I f**k me as can not
ihnades one-hundred percent chance toB oh it's is so tilting oh it's so tilting
If I miss this I'm uninstalling
Okay, no need to uninstall we're fine
No, it doesn't it does not we gotta move here
Blow is mad just because the game I mean it's his own name in video game
Just shut up.
I'm gonna pistol overwatch mine as well.
I have a target preview over here.
58% will I hit it or will it be 10 in a row?
Yes! Woohoo! The fucking climate's aligned! Yeah! Yeah!
Okay, this is the last move I have, so...
My fire's not gonna spread.
I
Must was a save these billions. I mean they're dead
Holy no
Okay, I really can't complain. I cannot complain about my misses because that would have made
me uninstall and redeem this game from Steam.
We're D, remove.
There's no way you can hit me.
Cover fire, baby.
They will take care of those.
Kill this one.
Come on.
I don't think this will be a
a flag
Shit a little bit scared here
Little bit scared here cuz I don't know if this guy is gonna be like jump over and fucking whack digital
I don't want that
58% six date image. Oh my god 58% chance wait hold up you could move closer
But you'll get flanked though hold on hold on
Yeah, you can shoot from here get closer
Come on gnome
68%
46 14, okay
You will one shot this guy 68% chance
Well, does it mean when it's a great target preview?
19%, that's way too little.
If you can't shoot, you lose vision.
Oh.
Okay.
I'm a little bit skeptical.
I mean, depending on what this guy does, he's dead next turn, he is.
Oh yeah, I completely, yeah.
You're right.
I completely forgot this was a thing.
on yeah okay that should work that should definitely work I mean 73% is
basically guaranteed right
expecting a rocket from this place my team keeps missing easy shot cell art
That's not a...
Guarantee a kill.
Oh my god, the soy throw can't reach.
Okay, how much percentage? 79, rule of six.
Come on.
the snipers can kill this next turn I just don't know what this guy is going
to do but I'm safe behind here as long as he doesn't move
well we're about to find out
44 can you hit a 44 charge can you hit a 44 can you know why
Like you've missed every single thing you've ever done in this match, like unironically
Oh fuck there's another robot
99% imagine if this misses by the way.
two damage free reload yeah
how do you 53 all right I'm gonna
I'm gonna guarantee a kill on this guy because I'm not taking any more chances.
Fuck this.
Probably shouldn't move the cover first.
Whatever, I don't care.
It is what it is.
Like it doesn't even matter.
I need to deal with this guy up here.
I mean, you're not gonna miss this, right?
you do yeah it's true
wait you can't oh it's because you're on fire yeah okay that's why
You gotta reload your ship.
If I could come from here and just snipe them, that'd be sick, they're like in flames.
Let's move already.
This mission is crap, dude, like, uh-oh.
What is he doing?
Okay, this is good though. No, it's not because you have to reason though.
I mean, still 97% chance there. It's not too bad. We gotta nuke this guy, fucking judge.
Okay, you have high guard over here. Let's let's take that high guard, and then we have a good percentage
64 wow you you just never have good percentages the year chart
Fucking hell
Ah shit yeah he needs to reload but reload is fine reload shoot we can
probably kill this guy
oh yeah well he's gonna have armor though but the sniper 77% I can sword
but I don't think it's gonna kill because the sword is soy yeah the sword
is really soy it's not upgraded
Wow. Damn. Okay. Not bad. This has to be the last guy left. I'm going in.
Give me time to reload!
58% is not too shabby, man.
I'm taking it.
One damage.
Yeah.
That's tough.
One damage.
Yup.
Yeah, the gnome is a big carry.
Holy gnome is a big carry.
He just reloaded.
Overwatch, okay.
Don't move then.
How do I know if I'm within his range though?
Well, we could uh, 3% fire.
No way up here.
God damn, getting to this guy is really...
This is 29%?
Yeah, because he's in high cover.
If I could go behind here, I'll have a clear shot.
I forgot he's in my ass, yeah.
He's gonna miss anyways, proceed.
hmm yeah poison is very nice it is fuck I wish I could increase my percent
bitch I'd have to like I don't know it's gonna take forever to move all the way
around there
Ah, maybe not and sit here.
But I don't want to flank with this one anyways.
Okay, you can actually go over here now and then you can actually go for shots.
Very good.
You have a 3% chance of hitting him here.
Let's not take that.
Let's move you over here.
I'm right clicking fuck can I cancel it I don't want to go here alright 14 yikes well
just heal yourself up fucking not having the gnome die brother yeah
Oh, hey J. Oh cake rich he is thanks for the 71 row
23. That weapon range is terrible. Hold up. That's really good. I will deal a lot
a damage
dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude
79 on that thought would be more well we can kill this thing though
fuck it 73 is good we take those
okay
Grapple? Yeah, I mean, yeah. Oh, you're gonna get shot in the fucking ass.
Highland your service.
82% hit chance. How is this not a flank, by the way?
This is not a flank?
That's insane!
I mean I can only grapple here.
Oh shit, grappling doesn't end your turn. Oh, I got it. Yeah, that's kind of nice.
Corner aiming angles and shit. Okay, um...
But this should totally be a flank.
Oh wait, where am I?
Uhhh, alright, fuck.
I could shoot from here, I guess.
Wait, grapple is a free move?
Nah, really?
Wait, so I could go here, grapple there, and shoot him?
What?
What?
That's fucking insane!
Oh my god!
But a lot of innocent lives were lost. I mean we didn't die
No, this is a fucking success shut up command. I'm the leader. I say it was a success
The power of Advent is unleashed upon our enemy and they crush-
As long as there's even one-
Oh, you used that? There's a mold that showed free action and different color in the hub.
Oh, dude! Dude!
Skirmishers are fucking insane, then!
The ability points are faster than normal.
Oh, okay, this makes sense of this throwing a grenade or using an item doesn't end the
turn.
Or, when fired upon, gain one extra action on the next turn, but it only triggers one
Permission
They're aggressive positioning, yeah damn skirmishers crazy. Oh lord
Yeah, one free action is really nice it was very very nice or it's just any item it's grenades or any item
He'll be fine, Stark will be fine for sure.
He will.
We're actually going to make it out of here.
Why is the music so sad?
Man, I have a blade.
He looks really cool as a blade monster, but maybe Phantom is like really cool.
The squad is revealed, the soldier remains concealed.
17 people died?
Yeah, but we lived.
Yeah, I'll take Blade Master.
He looks like a Blade Master, he looks really cool.
Actually, he kind of looks more like a Splentum.
Never mind.
Whatever, I do like him.
Oh, I've never seen this!
Lightning hands.
Fire your pistol at a target.
This attack does not cost an action.
Dead eye.
Take a shot with a small aim penalty for a significant damage boost.
Significant damage boost, but small aim penalty.
But you can put like an advanced scope on or something.
Uh, Orchid Seal takes a bit three, DV10 is god, takes 30 days to 74, Arkham takes 17.
Yeah, you flanked, I mean you murder. Fuck it, I'm gonna try it.
Okay, I think we're gonna make a comeback.
This is good Chad we're risking two civilians.
Hi. We should check with resistance HQ for new recruits.
Oh fuck.
It's fine though, we got this shit.
We got this shit.
It's completely fine.
Mollywood?
Nicholas Cage.
I get Mollywood.
Oh my god, I have seven supports.
Oh, we're kinda in the trenches right now.
Oh.
May you see my memorial?
Uh, no.
No.
But we won, I mean, kinda.
Dude, I need to- I need to- I need to make contact with India and try to go for the
lab that's it otherwise it's fucking gg
setting course for the Indian regional zone
wait is this the lab I thought this was the lab up here that's what I thought
Maximum power consumption reached.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Exposed power coil.
This coil could provide us with some additional power for the Avenger systems.
But we'll need to add some shielding first to protect the crew.
Illyrium crystals. I actually don't know what that does, but I'm gonna clear the Ailey machinery
Yeah
Yeah
This is not over. This is far from over
I have like four engineers, bro.
Advent Blackside mission.
We've established contact with the local resistance and we can move on the Advent Blackside on
your order.
We should make sure our troops are fully equipped and ready for a tough mission.
I'm guessing security will be tight at the facility.
Looks like we've got our work cut out for us, Commander.
So I have to go over here now and make contacts. I can get to the lab.
Do we have any combat-ready soldiers left?
Yeah, yeah, of course we do I mean we have Molly wood here to be honest we are
gonna get a great upgrade a grenadier do we actually do have people we do we have
five ready already but we might get a grenadier this is far from over chat
This is not over.
I gotta make contact.
Make contact.
Okay.
80, I'm missing 8, but you can probably sell in the black market, I guess.
This equals far from 100.
No, you get supplies for doing this, not intel.
Okay.
That's good to know. What's that? I hate scamscape weapons.
We almost have Gauze weapons. I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, we have to go
here. Complete, complete Advent Black Sight mission. That's this one, right? No,
Operation Smoking Apollo. What is Advent's black side?
Am I blind?
Bottom bar. Bottom bar.
Oh, oh.
Okay. I see! Okay. Alright. Okay. Okay.
Fuck. No, no, no. Don't do it now. Hold on.
I mean we can do it but we have um we have a Grenadier training for three days so I could
just sit here and like cook or can't you like cook somewhere?
Do you have to go?
Yeah I have to go here to get uh this is where you gain intel.
Okay.
7th force for weaponry.
Mars will fly back and forth across the world, yeah.
Resistance communications facility now operational.
Nice.
Yeah, so you can put engineer there, okay, but we don't need that right now do we?
All we need to do is clear this shit so we get some stuff.
All right
Yeah, I need to put into that into an engineer in that room, but not yet though
We need more power
Power is what we need
80 something I'm so poor man. I was so fucking poor. Good night Jack. I'm doing well man. I
Am clearing rooms here. It's gonna be done. Why am I stuck in this screen?
there we go. That was weird. Okay. Can that training finish up, please? There we go. Nice.
Well, let's do it. I mean it's over. I mean it's not over, but it's probably over. My
Rick my guys are too low level
the
Alright, uh, get in here.
Yeah, I thought into me I'm known, yeah.
Okay, we'll be sure.
I have no...
no posture.
No, no, no, no posture. We are fucked. Time for restart.
This is an alien facility.
Get that up, yeah!
Let's go.
We're in the fight.
Hey, Kaguya, raise your Arisa.
Recovering the valve information items, extract all XCOM soldiers.
Hey, Peasant.
I've never seen a mission like this, like alien base or something.
investigate the area. Expect heavy resistance. Neutralize all hostile contacts.
Okay.
The secret is, stay quiet.
Yeah.
Do do do do do do do do do.
Wow this map is big this map is huge actually
There's no darkness here, it's fine, they're never going to see me here, ever.
Yeah, I'm going like Tuesday Richmond that's the blam
See now that we're down here we got to be a bit more careful and just scout out a little bit
Oh, we're not down here yet, but yeah.
We're going on target location.
There's some darkness here, which is a little bit scary.
It's fine.
Go, go, go.
Pass your commander.
The patrol is up.
Uh-huh.
the patrol is up. Uh huh. Gotcha. Alright, there they are. Now we have scouting on that,
which is super nice. That's really cool actually. We can get some of the snipe bars
up here don't worry you're all gonna live
I could have sworn that it was red here before, but I mean, he can sit here.
It's not red here.
I could have sworn it would- oh, it was red when they were up here, I think, but they
moved down, so it's fine.
Now we have a clear view of the island.
Okay.
as your move you're blocking the path
All right, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Fuck, he actually can't shoot from here.
It would have been better if he was on this side.
Permission granted will be.
Weapon range pretty good here.
A 72% though, I don't know if I'll buy that.
Okay, what do you have? 67, okay.
Not too bad actually.
I want to go in for an overwatch kill, but I would have loved to have the sniper.
Well, to be fair...
What's happening? I'm trying to switch...
To be fair...
Yeah, no. I can't use the sniper for it, which kind of blows.
I'll probably wait one more turn, and then I'm in a good spot to do it.
I always wash my hands from here I should be able to shoot yeah I can all right we just
gotta set it up so we don't throw and you're fine here you're fine all right let's go let's
end the turn they walk back again that's actually good that's fine well you're
not gonna walk yes you stop there then you're gonna climb up this is when we
strike this is when we strike right here
can actually grenade them kind of cool but I don't need to I really don't need
to like I can just overwatch I can overwatch this that watch I think the
sniper feels more
Four to six. Yeah, the Reaper's damage is kind of meh. It's pretty trash actually.
Shit, no target preview there, but probably... fuck, how do I not... oh, on this tile I see them. Okay.
Good.
Six to eight damage, I might go for this too.
Yeah, it's a recon unit, yeah.
Okay, fuck it, let's do this.
Here we go, let's see how it works.
I
Hate that
Not you again!
I feel like there must be a way for me to kill her.
Where's Carl?
How could you run all the way there and up there and
No, that was the violation
Okay, we do have a medkit though
The fuck you just say the mats mats, huh? Oh that
Okay, I would love to try to kill her.
Wasn't she weak against, well, she's weak against explosions, she is.
I mean, I could just also let her extract my ass.
Uh, recon.
Let's go, let's move on.
I mean, she was weak, but I think that's when I met her the first time.
She was weak to like, being above her or some shit.
Something like that.
Okay, well. Click the red button to open it to see. Yeah, immune to mentally regenerate.
Regenerates lost health can suck my ass to be honest. I mean, increased damage from
Explosions and reapers though. They do have a claymore which is actually upgraded so
Yeah
No, I'm not running in there there's no way
What's over there?
Whatever the others have destroyed, I will be watching. I'm waiting.
Well, I never asked.
My life is in your hands.
Alright, good vision now.
Some scary areas, but we're quite fine for now.
What if there's someone here?
I would throw the entire mission just because I'm greedy of moving here.
I don't want to throw the entire mission
I don't know if I can see it.
I need to see how they fire like how close
I'm gonna fuck you up
You fucking...
Nooooo!
God, you're such a little...
You just heal yourself.
I have an idea.
I have an idea, I mean, we're gonna fucking, we're gonna kill her right here.
I'm not moving a fucking step until she's dead.
Volpe's fucking- Volpe, I'm gonna use you as bait.
will be worth it, yeah.
I know you're gonna come here do it come on sick of this fucking bullshit
Yeah, but you guys weren't part of my damn game plan.
What is the camera doing?
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!
That... that...
Damnit, my... my ambush was supposed to be for you!
And then these motherfuckers walk one square inch!
Awww...
How the fuck is Volpe alive?
You know what?
We might as well blow her up and try.
Hold up.
Why can't I?
Oh, here we go.
You might as well blow her up, blow up and see the damage.
It doesn't matter what I do first, does it?
Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No.
I mean, it doesn't really matter. It doesn't really matter.
It does?
Why?
Yeah, grenade can trigger a claymore, yeah.
It's so kind of little gunshot whatever I'm just gonna do this is see if it works
Yeah, I'm gonna make sure it reaches, so I'm doing this.
She died!
Damn!
Okay!
Fucking hell.
Okay, oh fucking hell
Okay
Shit you have no cover I'd rather give you full cover somewhere like over here
69%
I could probably take that 69% 68 damage.
I need a 7 or an 8 to kill from here and I need to also hit so.
Okay, uh...
I'm gonna make you hop down actually, because I don't like you being here.
If you go here, you might be able to...
Ah, that's a six number? Holy... true.
I can't handle that.
Fucking hell, this damn...
I can't penetrate.
Ah, lose the 50%.
I mean, always.
I'm not even surprised
Or you can't shoot the robot can I hear yes
Surely I can shoot the robot from here
Yeah
I'm missing the 69 bro, come on.
I'm not always gonna come up here and stab someone.
No, he's also gonna stab.
Why couldn't you hit the 69 bro?
Why did you miss the 69 man?
This better fucking killed!
5 to 7 but it's 100%
I mean what if I move a tile?
now the sword isn't guaranteed to kill damage-wise this is but percentage-wise
it's not but my odds are way better here especially if I fucking move up
here and then I shoot him in the fucking face
oh no it's auto loader
okay I have a target preview here
all right will be can you cook
oh fuck turret true I forgot shit
we got to watch out for that turret
That's very important.
100% die.
Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight.
Get away from the turret.
Get away from the turret.
I'm going.
Someone is unconscious.
how do I get the unconscious person do I have to oh yeah they're up here it's
hog click on the I got a scroll up for it
You know how you're coming with me?
No man left behind.
I'm just going to stay away from those.
It ain't worth it.
Where's another dude? Who?
There's another dude.
Who's the other dude?
I don't see no other dude.
Oh, fuck, digital DMVP.
Awkward.
This doesn't take any of your turns, right?
I don't think so.
Oh no it does!
But it didn't say it would!
that I can see? It's like a malls!
What?
Sniper scout.
How are we supposed to investigate this with these people dead?
I don't know.
I almost won, man.
Fuck it.
Over equals watch in case someone comes in here. Yeah, oh so
So, this is over when I say it's over.
Where is his body anyways?
He was like over here?
I mean I gotta get into the middle of the fucking building!
Oh, but nah. Nah, this is where it's over.
I need to, like, avoid the turrets, go all the way around.
Oh, fuck. God damn it.
Come back.
Ah, we're going back.
No, I don't have a damn heel.
Go.
There is some alien moving, but I don't know where.
Hey, get in the tunnel!
Got him!
not wrong. Well, good night, thanks for the four. Thank you, Enya.
The biggest thing is I need to approach it from the right side so I can avoid the turrets.
The turret is what scares me.
I can't see through the trees there?
Yikes.
Okay, I'll go.
I mean, I'm heading to that evac site.
Maybe I can just evac the bodies.
No, you need to evac people with the bodies, right?
At least I know there's no one here, so...
Because we're moving around to avoid the turrets.
We're going in here, I think.
That's the game plan.
I'm just gonna drop the bodies here in the forest.
Oh
Wait is digital
Why is there a body? Oh, yeah, because oh fuck I fucking reloaded his gun. Oh shit
You know what? I'm happy I dropped him.
70% is not too bad
Oh hell yeah
Damn body
this will shred armor so that's tight but it will enter you can shoot I mean
that no not unless you're a skirmisher whatever they're called fuck I'm throwing
Oh, you're not getting closer than that?
Oh, you're f-
Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah.
I
Mean he's just as bad as me
I second times the charm brother
to be honest we we actually we act we actually managed to kill the reaper I
mean kill I mean set her back so that's actually really cool that's really
cool. And what I really liked was that I got to build all the buildings because now I know
what they do and I know what to go for in the beginning. Oh this run needs a reset. I mean
I'm fucked, I'm fucked.
Wait, wait, they're captured. What does that mean? Can you actually get him back?
Difficult outcomes such as this affect not all you can but the resistance as a whole I don't have enough soldiers
I have 39 supplies
Yeah
We're getting fit on manpower. I'll get more though. We should check with resistance HQ for new recruits
Yeah
true
True
I mean if this is the point where you kind of fall a bit far behind
Cuz I should have had a
Um, a bit higher ranked soldiers, it would have been a lot easier.
And more people with upgraded weapons, because the upgraded like, the magnetic weapons are
crazy strong dude.
They're so powerful.
Oh my god.
They're very, very powerful.
But it was going, I never made it this far before.
And this was a big learning.
learning. It's gotta be a reset. We are our our our our team is just the thing is
I feel like it's hardest. I feel like it's gonna be hardest in the beginning
where you're trying to get the upgrades and trying to survive and
And eventually you'll have like a very strong squad. It's just like Dark is Dungeon.
The beginning is gonna be the hardest.
And then you're just gonna nuke everything when you have the weapon upgrades and the fucking... whatever.
It's- you just gotta get past.
You gotta get past the uh- look at this.
There's like magnetic rifle, augmented shotgun, shard gun.
Look at all these weapons you can unlock, man. It's crazy.
I'm not in hardest difficulty, though. I'm on second hardest difficulty.
Oh, those are what I already have, but unlocks, yeah.
I mean this is not impossible to be fair. It's not impossible, right?
Hey you
Can you un-wound yourself please
memorial check we've done what we can to honor our fallen soldiers commander it's
not much but it gives our people a chance to pay their respects it's not
that many.
That bent burger! Are you eating it? Or is it? Eating you?
E-Parks got to play half a mission. Dude, the fucking Vanguard is so cursed. What are
they called? Vagamites. What are they called? Templars. Vagamites.
Yeah, we've had a few too many early deaths, but you know what?
It's okay.
It is okay, because today I got to build a lot of buildings, and now I get how the building
stuff works.
I know exactly what to do.
I know exactly what to do, but nah, I got anyways.
I'm back tomorrow though.
I'm back tomorrow, um...
No reason for resetting, we just gotta...
I- dude, I know now how good those magnetic weapons are, you just wanna rush this shit out of that.
If you give people that magnetic weapons early on, oh my god, the snowball's crazy.
The snowball is fucking insane, man.
Truly, truly insane.
Was Riku him as good as the review suggest? Yeah.
It was very good.
it's really fun man it's really fun yeah you get good illa tactics yeah that's
also a thing now you get good illa tactics so you can have five people
instead of four and then you get magnetic weapons dude holy fuck just nuke
everything man just nuke everything
Yeah, I was very behind my gear upgrades I was.
Yeah, Nade's Shred Armory, yeah.
Very cool, so I'm doing that tomorrow.
I'm doing that tomorrow.
Goody, let's hope you can trade rookies without going on missions.
Yeah, yeah, free ups.
Yeah, exactly.
That's cool.
I really enjoyed it.
Thanks for chilling, everybody.
We're getting there.
I mean, I got way further today than yesterday way further
Yeah, I knew Sergeant to get the squad size. Yeah
Yeah, six is max limit for the squad
All right
So serious fucking me
I am gone. Yeah, it's a fun
No, it's a learning curve. It'll get fun eventually. I love this learning curve. The learning curve is like the best part. I
Love that shit
And then you restarting you see you you apply all your knowledge to your fresh run
It's fun, man. I can't wait to do tomorrow. Thanks to everybody. Appreciate you all
Appreciate everyone who signed up for Wings for Life also support and charity
I'll be back tomorrow. I think shoot yeah Tuesday. I'm gone this week coming up
Got some stuff to do then so I'm going Tuesday, but I'll see you tomorrow for the
Wait what is that silent molding? Oh my god. Okay. I got to watch this
Yeah, this is the cleanest mall to you ever gonna say I'm gonna miss my first shot watch this
Resident Evil 9 spoilers by the way, so don't watch if you care about spoilers for the game
Yeah, missed my shot.
Stop blowing my ass!
The best part is, well, I'll watch the clip first.
This game can suck my fucking cock that was ridiculous
The best part is I actually heard this live because I had salad stream on
On my phone in the kitchen as I was like preparing food and Mika walks past and she said I think he's having skilish use
So I had actually already seen this
Dude she's she's I she's in her suplex arc salad you better stay away dude and a lot. Thanks. Thank you
this game seems the beginning seems by far the most fun to do it to speedrun this
game salad after that it seems pretty sleeper I've been seeing some runs now
the beginning seems legit super cool but after that man oh yeah I've heard you
say you do a mean sister kick yeah I heard so yeah you're like RCI that's
cool that's cool if I haven't seen too much of RC no I actually haven't I
haven't even seen yeah the fight there
this that is the worst are a game to speed run then again is this yeah I
never get to that's right back on the XCOM tomorrow I'll see you then chat
I appreciate you all. Bye-bye.
I love you guys.
I