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Darien's losing it. I was just helping him out. I'm a sub-zeek. A sub-sav. A sub-everybody.
We're doing a run.
No stalling.
I
Should be a movie
I hate that that guy just like why do some of the NPCs not move out of your way
These people are fucking assholes.
Hey, I'm walking here.
of
I may be here.
No enter, skip, while I'm out.
Is that salad's alt account?
to that. Hey, Arty.
I love Zarian. Hey, I was sitting there for a while trying to help him. I wanted to try
to do a run tonight and I can't spend all night trying to help Zarian.
Joker beat your time, so back to no intro, gotcha.
Well, best of luck with the no intro runs.
My YouTube title is wrong, oh.
Hold on.
Joker's only 22, so you should just give up, yeah,
probably, it's over, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm
What what time did he get spicy
Hey Senator, thank you for the 22 months.
Only 8 seconds faster, I see.
You enjoy watching the intro?
Well, to be honest, it's not like you get to see much of the intro because you just
get the cutscenes anyways but I don't know I just I just prefer just to play
the game from start to finish I have no problem with no intro though
have I got sub two or idiots what do you mean did we forget did did we miss
out on an easy strad or what do you mean?
You can bottle chunks together.
You know, okay, I was actually wondering about that before salad, but I remember somebody
told me like, dude, I feel like it might have been you, I don't know, there was somebody
I was like can't we just like pick up the bottle at the start and throw it at
chunk but then somebody was like it doesn't actually like save time or
something
I actually lost a lot of time there on that pouch.
That did that, like, the interactions in that pouch are actually kinda awkward to do, Superfast.
Why do they even give you the option to swing this fucking thing?
Why not? It doesn't do anything.
Immersion.
Definitely save more time there.
That's fine though.
Good enough.
Here's one thing for all the excitement.
Climbing over that car is so awkward, I fucking hate it.
Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna fucking reset. I don't care. I want to practice this part.
I've actually been wanting to practice this for a bit.
I really care.
I'm gonna do a 4-on. I am gonna do a 4-on. Or only 5 minutes in. I'll practice this part.
It's like this part at the end right here is just I just don't know
shit
well another thing is like
they're gonna be locked up when I go
yeah he's a lot of fun for all the excitement
shit
Let's make this quick.
And you not actually hit the cutscene there until...
Shit, I think it's gonna give me an autosave. Actually, will it give me an autosave here? Probably. Yeah, it does.
It's actually pretty fun Zeith, just the timing with Resident Evil 9 is kind of unfortunate.
I think I'm just going to climb on that black car and then I think that just avoids.
I don't think we want to climb the second car though.
Why do you shoot there?
Because it gives us 3,000 credits.
Which is enough.
It should be around here.
Bro, you jammed me in the fucking wall.
You piece of shit.
Grill 14, family owned.
Meatloaf.
Dolby beer.
Yeah, sorry, seven reference. Yeah. I never actually, you know, I don't even think of
my first playthrough I really looked around here. Wait, you didn't go backwards? Nicos.
meets and cheeses. 25 speed limit. You know what? I'm going out of bounds. Fuck your wall.
over here anyways. Can I get hit by a car?
Do it.
Is anybody in these cars?
think so. Yo that car is driving- oh! Alright, let's do a run.
That girl looks so mad. That girl with the umbrella. She's got like this, like, such
Such an angry face.
She was pissed.
True dude.
I'm pissed.
Point two?
Am I drunk?
No.
Am I not allowed to have fun?
World record is 207.56 for full game by me.
I don't know though.
Has anybody actually done full game?
Yeah, I mean if we're going off of spicy's run, it's like a one.
record is like 157 basically a ratnapper thank you for the five gifted and thank you man or my run
is more like a two-hour flat however way you want it whichever way you want to view it at a 149
yeah 149 by like fucking eight seconds so it's basically 150
Oh my god, I'm fucking, I'm fucking zoning out, dude.
That was kind of a bad start, but uh, it's okay.
Not that worried about it.
What's up with that picture there?
It's 0.5 seconds bad.
Well, I should be like a second or two ahead here, but it's alright.
nothing of the world
No, I never tried the new game's best weapons.
Not even like casually.
Honestly, my first insanity play here I probably should have done it, but I just, I like doing
it without the bonus stuff.
I don't know if I'm going to be running this game at that point, but if I am still running
up maybe I'll participate.
Oh, gambo. See, ironically, I feel like at the...
I feel like if anything, a tournament like that should be no intro, and full game should be right now.
While the game is still new.
You know what I mean?
Me?
Never.
Gebern would lock down.
What? Is there something to do with Victor?
Yeah. He's a little afraid for all the excitement.
Shit!
Let's make this quick.
Oh.
Let's go fucking...
Oh!
How long is this in...
Holy shit, bro.
Okay.
Alright, I'm fucking...
Alright, I'm...
God fucking dammit, dude.
I didn't know they could grab you in the car.
I thought I was safe there.
Fuck, dude.
Alright, I'm fucking making a save here.
God...
God dammit, dude.
getting
Get ready to walk down
Get ready to walk down
Yeah, he's a wonderful from the excitement
Oh, shit.
Let's make a streak.
Okay, dude.
Fuck me.
Alright.
Man, I don't fucking know what to do here.
This shit is like, it's so annoying,
because there's a zombie on my...
Fuck!
Man.
Come on.
Gavron would lock down.
What? He's excited to do the victory.
Yeah. He's one of the things for all the excitement.
Shit!
I mean the problem is that zombie like is on the right and she can sometimes grab you
the moment you drop it off the car this this part is like actually kind of annoying
You land into her, yeah, but she still damages me, which I guess is fine, but...
uh
Gevron would be down
Yeah, he's a one effect for all the excitement
Let's make this quick.
updates in the route uh... yeah i think i saw
okay i i'd
get rid of the lockdown
i guess if i get bit here it's not the end of the world i should just keep
going and i would like to do this section of out
Oh, god, what happened?
Shit.
Let's make this work.
I want to see where is the all hip pouches?
What do you mean, all?
All of them?
No shot.
I mean, I know you skipped one more, but not all of them.
Yeah, you know, it's funny, Trance, because I I I thought about that idea like several days ago, but I didn't test it because
one guy in chat or like salad or I don't know, somebody was like
I tried shooting him there and it doesn't even save time compared to just touching his butt. So I was like, oh, OK, well,
I guess I won't test it.
Yeah, classic.
Why do you have so many save slots? It's a mod.
Hold on.
I guess I'm just...
I think I'm just gonna go to the right side.
Sometimes... God, this...
Join!
he's a lot of things for the same
to grab the server
see the problem is if you go
you go to the right in this fucking guys here
in our don't even think you could uh... five years inside the book
Even when I grab the...
Art is surprisingly kind of annoying.
Everyone would walk down.
What?
He said something to hurt her.
Yeah.
He's a lot of things for all the excitement.
Shit.
Let's make this quick.
Bro, that zombie wanted me so badly.
He didn't do anything, but...
You know, I find it funny though, people are like,
yeah, we're skipping the intro because it's brain dead
and you just hold W and I'm getting fucked.
Get rid of your block down.
Yeah, he's the one to thank for all the assentments.
Shit!
Fuck, let's make this quick.
All right, whatever. I'm just gonna do something like that.
Oh, I see.
I think I'm going to go back to the other room.
Okay, I'm going to go back to the other room.
She looks so... she just looks so angry.
It should be around here.
on a random NPC, she just looks angry, I don't know.
Oh man, she was pissed!
I think on my second playthrough, I noticed you could get boosted by the guy.
Maybe you're talking about something else.
I'll probably do no intro once I get tired of running full game, but definitely not
at that point. Not nearly yet. Yes, I mean, I'll probably be gone. I'll probably dip
by then, Zythe, to be honest, but we'll see.
I guess it depends like how the run evolves.
i hope we get some actual fucking skips of like any type
but the worst part is though like if we're gonna get any skips it's not going
to be for the scripted sections
i was good
I need to f- because you normally spawn facing the bed there, but I swear I-
I don't know, when I- when I like skip the cutscene and instantly look left, I get-
I get, like, disoriented, I don't- I don't know, it's weird.
You betcha, thank you for the Prime Sub, and...
Yeah, if there's gonna be any skips, it's- it's gonna be for the gameplay-related sections.
I have a feeling.
Get away! Get away from me!
Get away! Get away from me!
Oh, shit! Stay away!
All of the lads are doing XCOM 2, by all of the lads, do you mean, Ella?
I know Salad's not playing XCOM 2, but he's not right now.
I lost a bare bit of time opening, like the interactions with the pouch are actually,
They're not like hard. It's just
Weird to get used to
Get room to walk down
Yeah, he's a one thing for the excitement
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
Let's make this quick.
All right.
It's so weird. I don't know if the timer actually pauses on that cutscene there.
I mean, the timer's still like work in progress, so...
So I think you actually lose time on that cut scene
if you don't skip it instantly, at least with the timer
that I'm using right now.
What's up, seeker?
run if you include the intro is like 157 basically 150 high 156 like 157 flat I believe
and that's why a guy named Joker.
Oh yeah, it's like barely a 149 though, France.
Yeah
I forgot to grab this guy or grab what the fuck am I even saying I forgot to grab the
bottle.
If I have 15,000 do I need to grab this thousand here I don't think I don't know.
So this, all this, then by attack, gop, damage, bear, on the glasses.
Yeah, I don't think I needed the...
That menuing was also really slow, but it's fine.
I'm not used to it yet, fully.
No, I didn't give up on the I figured out how to dodge that guy consistently
You can skip scope not really now
Oh, these guys aren't dead.
Oh, where are you go- oh my god.
Andy's- he's fucking egoing me.
That's cool.
And now the fucking s- now this shit is fucking spinning on the ground.
Everything is fucked, guys.
Nice.
This is really bad.
Where's the fucking chainsaw?
of the
the
of the
I crime more than a newborn also sorry I sorry let me just
let me just
be extremely happy when
I lose thirty seconds
concerning band that guy actually this guy's a fucking piece of shit and
find me the floor plan. Yeah, just kill him, Salad.
Well, in the meantime, try to track him down.
We'll do.
Yo, sleepy, thank you so much for the 10 gift subs, man.
And I explain what mid-range is. It's not really easy to explain. You just kind of have to get a feel for it
I mean if you just watch the run like I guess just pay attention to when for like how far away we're standing
Surely my zombie dodge strat is gonna work here and everything will be fine
Really, trance?
I don't know if I believe that, but maybe it's cool.
This is why we practiced.
And I fucking went too late.
Well, you know what?
That's okay.
That's okay.
I went too late.
I turned too late.
Fuck, man.
It's okay though, we can pick up herbs, we should actually be fine, at least there was
a side grab.
That's the one nice thing about strafing I guess, is that if you get grabbed it's
going to be a side grab.
I
Yeah, so apparently you're not supposed to turn in the courts yet, I believe.
I don't know, I haven't done like a full section with the new route yet.
Why not?
Because you turn them both in at the same time.
I
I don't think so. I think you still need that first pouch.
I think your inventory is just like...
Eight slots is just not enough.
I mean, you could probably make it work if you item boxed, but...
I was just thinking to myself, I wonder if I went too fast, you need to wait a tiny bit
longer there slow well this is not great
but maybe it's fine
Do I have space to pick up an herb though?
of
Oh
I'm chill John
I
Time to kill chunky boy
We got the bad RNG though
I don't remember where that was going to be.
Actually so f***ing ass dude.
I don't think we can grab this lockpick because of the new routing, so...
No, there's like no glitches at all in this run.
Well, there's one glitch.
Dude, I always move that knob at one, like one notch too far.
It's so annoying. It is every time.
I never get the auto switch to spin around.
You know you have to like drag it, right?
I think I told you that before.
Maybe.
Maybe that was somebody else that I told it to,
I can't remember.
of
the grabbing this thing is like
Wait, do I want that bottle?
Oh no, I need- yeah, I need that bottle.
Oh my god, but I can't use the f- oh wait.
Well, oh my god.
This is so fast.
Oh dude, it's just, it takes me so long to- Lockpick?
Wait, don't you just grab the lockpick on the way back?
No?
I just lost a ton of time here, whatever though, it's fine.
Oh, right. No, you don't want to grab it right now because you go past her there. Oh god,
This guy's gonna fucking destroy me.
Wait, and I need to use this.
Please don't kill me.
Okay, I see Saladin.
Let me through!
I only have four bullets.
I'm fucked.
Yeah, I kind of expected this to happen.
Oh, Ripram.
Dude, how do you deal with this fucking zombie here, though?
This bitch is in such a bad spot.
Is a lie that women as turbo do you every time? Yeah, I don't know.
So I asked spicy about it and spicy was like, I shot her.
I I tested it twice and it seemed fine.
I was like, OK, that two times.
I don't know if that's.
I don't know if that's reliable enough.
I mean, I don't know, like, where can I make a save to, like, test this?
Oh, I don't want to do all this again.
At least not.
I don't mind doing it if I'm on a run, but...
Shut the fuck up, see.
I don't mean I don't... I just hate having to do all this shit
over and over again, just to practice. I just hate the fact that the manual saves
don't work.
It's so annoying or at least some of them do but you have to know like exactly where they work.
Lights on.
I don't know, I need to test this part with the metal scrap, I guess.
Wait, what?
Wait did I just like instant in did I just instant input that on on that thing as I opened it
That was interesting
I was just spamming F, yeah I was but like, I don't know it just felt like it was faster
than normal that I was like able to do the input there.
Maybe I'm just crazy.
Alright, I'm just gonna make a save file just in case I fuck something up.
I don't want to have to do all this shit again.
Oh.
I have to go back to my room.
Hey, Blanks.
How'd you enjoy Marathon, Blanks?
How'd you enjoy Marathon Blanks?
All this possible with a normal FOV?
Uh, yeah.
Okay, interesting.
All right, hold on.
Is he just not timing anymore?
Timing by what?
Turta- what are you talking about?
The run? Oh, sorry. My run died, so I'm just testing something real quick, because I don't
want to lose my run the same way. We were like pretty close to the end of the run there,
and I... er, sorry, the end of the care center, and then I died, so... It's like
right before the end, which kind of blows.
Yeah I don't know.
right away there but it's so sketched dude I guess in a run I should probably
just play it a bit safer
I haven't actually lost that many runs in the care center. I don't feel like it's that bad
Also dude I was washing Xerion and I swear his chunk is like bugged, but I don't even
I don't know
You were like his chunk was so weird
No, I don't think it's an auto-sig bug I mean maybe but dude, I don't know his chunk was doing some really weird shit
Like his chunk was belly-blasting him.
Sometimes the chunk, his chunk would run up to him and hit him for like three damage with his belly.
I thought the bottle was going to hit the corner there.
It's so nice that you can go like, it's so nice that you can go the opposite direction
in the inventory.
Like if you're up here you can go like WD, like I'm not used to that actually.
I need to make use of it more, though.
Bruh.
What the fuck is this shit?
Why is he fucking walking towards me here?
I'm just gonna assume that was because of Sato saved.
Wait, why is he on the-
I don't even know, whatever. Let's just keep going.
Wait, this zombie is in the correct spot now?
Wait, this is good.
I could actually practice this zombie.
I don't know why it's like this, but he's actually in the right spot right now.
Normally, if you make an autosave here, this zombie is not in the right spot.
He's like in the wrong spot.
This is his normal position in a full game run, so I don't know why the autosave is actually
working this time.
See I don't know if that was... that doesn't seem normal though, I don't know what that
was.
I don't fucking get it.
I guess I need to make sure to reload my pistol if I have too much ammo here, but then the
thing is, wait, I'm confused.
What the fuck is going on here?
Do you need to get hit?
Wait, why is my fucking inventory so full?
Oh, because I didn't use the chemo.
Right.
Is that shit? The chef wasn't...
Oh wait, is the chef gonna fuck me now, though?
Thanks.
this is so annoying, I don't, alright hold on let me see maybe I can like fix the autosave
or something.
Well, why is he here?
Oh.
OK.
It's fine. Just abuse the autos.
I don't know, I kind of feel like the autosave like fucked his AI or something.
Dude.
This fucking knob is so stupid.
I can never drag the knob in the right spot.
I can't even fucking pick up ammo here.
Oh my goodness dude.
What do you mean I can?
You would have injected her?
So what if I, if I don't get hit I just have to lose time?
What do you mean you'd never have it bro?
I don't get hit in that room like fucking 80% of the time.
Oh my God.
Yeah, in the corrosive room I don't get hit that often because I think doing that room
without getting hit, if you look at the guy, like the guy that normally hits you with
the cleaver or whatever, if you look at him early it makes him attack sooner and you
You can dodge him like for free if he attacks you as you're approaching him.
Most of the time I actually don't get hit there anymore.
This is actually kind of grief dude.
Just get hit on purpose.
I mean, it's slower though, but yeah, I guess just get hit on purpose.
You get hit a lot by the dude by the level and gate.
Yeah, you know what?
That's true.
I guess most of the time I'm going to either get hit there or by the guy at the gate.
So yeah, I mean, that's just a little bit.
all
the
as long as you're full HP the guy at the gate won't kill you
unless he grabs you from the front side
uh... can i just make a save here
What's in the right slot? I don't know if that's where it would normally be.
Alright. Alright, that's fine. It's just reliving.
of
the
the
I got it!
Can you really re- okay, hold on.
This fucking guy is...
Why is this guy?
Yeah, I know I gotta reload the gun.
the
are you barely
you can like barely get it in time but you can
Oh, Hobb, thank you so much for the Rayfound.
Is Hobb's run so alive?
Is he doing it?
Did he beat it?
Uh-oh.
Oh, then I can use the blood here, right?
That's nice.
Okay.
Gwyn and Kappa Arena, I mean as long as you have a good shield and a good weapon it should
be fine. I reckon.
I think she was AFK this time.
Man, this item pick- dude, picking this thing up around the corner is like, surprisingly
annoying.
Have you looted, like, the dangerous places, hub?
not tumor blight town I see what about the great hollow
He has every key item. Oh, okay. Well, I guess you don't know you got lucky. You didn't even have to loot the bad stuff
Did a bit nearly
I see
Oh my god, why is that guy on me?
So, this guy right there is scary, but I guess it's fine.
I don't know this fucking lady is kind of sus.
I don't know man.
I don't like this very much.
Can you lock pick first then kneecap?
fucking way. I don't know man, this zombie kind of scares me dude. God, and if you fucking
fail this. It's like, it kind of triggers me as well with this route that if you somehow
manage to take no damage, you have to just lose time. Because you have to throw away the
injector.
No, we cannot use a requiem on this zombie.
Well, I don't know, we can just try another run I guess, hopefully.
We won't mess this up, I don't know.
I'm going to go use the restroom, I'll be right back.
You
Okay.
Grace!
Grace Ashcroft.
Yes?
My office.
Oh, uh, uh, coming.
They're coming.
If this is about the report you asked for yesterday,
it'll be ready in three.
No, no, no. Two days tops.
Put a hold on that for now.
We found another body.
One that exhibits the same pathology
the others who've been investigating.
Now I need a good technical antidote on this.
OK.
I need your eyes on the crime scene.
The Rembrandt Hotel.
I know that's where your mother was murdered.
And I know it'll be upsetting for you
Alyssa died eight years ago
Perhaps it's time for you to face the past
Confund that fear head on
Grace
This part is so stupid. I'm gonna force you to go
It's like, yes, go back to the murder side of your mother by yourself in this abandoned,
decrepit building.
Investigate that crime scene and report back to me with your findings.
That's all for now.
It should be around here.
Oh, no!
Oh, man, she was best.
She forget me in the end.
Why me and you?
I'm crouched once in this part, like in the tunnel, or like under the crouched thing,
What do you mean?
I did not know that.
nice
Shit
Dang them what a segment speed
Come on, wait!
Grace, come on, keep moving.
I'm coming!
Grace, hurry.
Keep moving.
Grace, come on.
Come on.
I'm doing keyboard mouse.
I
Ah!
Ah!
The zijn!
Oh!
The seb! Stay away!
Aah!
the
nice alchemy thank you for the subman
Thank you dude.
What the hell lady?
Get rid of the lock down.
Yeah, he's a little friendly, excitement.
That was slow.
Okay, bye.
Shit.
Let's make a split.
The blister wasn't there. I think it's because I want a tiny bit more left before I grab the...
I want a tiny bit more left before I grab the herb.
Herb.
that was weird. I thought I was going to pick up the lighter.
Nah, you can't skip the lighter.
I
now fucking way
I guess I should have waited.
This is fucked.
I feel like she's going to catch me dude.
Don't look behind.
Oh wait, we want to grab...
Yeah, we want to grab that.
It's okay, we're going to keep going.
Oh well, unlucky. I don't think it was unlucky, I guess I was just too fast. I think my movement
was too good. So I needed to slow down a tiny bit.
30s
Race only trips if you're in third person
saw and then it still hits me I guess I said I needed to set it down to like that
faster did I set it down in front of me and then I tried to turn left but I
need to set it down in front of me and then turn around so I should have
placed it like 90 degrees to the right instead or maybe it just glitched out
and fucked me I don't know
that's all right
uh... planned for k-ras
But 4k fuck up math ps. No, math ps was fine.
I
I
Stood the wrong solution
Here.
Not a big new one, though.
Oh, sorry about this.
Oh, sorry about this.
I feel like one of those times that doctor guy is going to fucking grab me dude.
I thought he was going to fucking grab me there for a sec.
he's got other zombies like still close what the fuck go back to your fucking
light switch idiot
of
the
I
uh...
you know i knew this was going to happen
I fucking knew this was gonna happen, man.
I just, I don't know how to use,
I never, I don't know how to use the bottle here.
It saves you time, but I don't know how to do it.
I honestly just thought I would,
I just thought it would be fine,
but I did not practice this at all with the bottle.
All right, we need to fucking redo all this shit again.
Another ruined run.
Yeah, I mean, it's just a lack of practice.
I just, I don't know how you're supposed to use the bottle there.
Like you can throw a bottle at him to aggrim early there, like I did.
I just don't know how to get it, like I think you can, I don't know, I just got to practice
it.
I don't know how it works.
Oh.
Uh.
It's my bad.
he thought I could just wing it and it would be fine. But that was a stupid idea.
Like I thought he was going to do the belly slam, but I guess if you bottle him there
he doesn't belly slam you got to dodge him like a different way
Oh well, it's alright. We'll practice it.
It's all good. It's not that far away at least.
Yeah, if you fuck up his grace, it's just fucking jover.
I mean, Grace doesn't get any auto saves in the care center, I don't think.
It's like one at the start of each section.
That's basically it.
Here.
Not a good game.
Nice.
How's the run going?
Well, my run just died, so I'm practicing something as fucking usual.
that's the classic. I mean I feel very good about the care center I just got to
figure out this bottle strap for Chunk.
Still can PB I don't think I'm gonna continue the run. Yeah I mean I could. No
No the splits are fine, there's just a strat that I haven't practiced.
What went wrong?
Uh, while we're bottling chunk to make him notice us sooner...
of
I
All right, you just got to make a save here before this door and then we should be able
to practice the bottle, but I'm curious.
Hold on.
Oh
Hold on let's just see how this let's just see how this works normally
That
time he... okay just to make sure like holy shit
like the save file resets his position right
Okay
What the fuck does he mean destiny
It's so weird, like in my run he was...
In the run we just died, he was like not as far away for some reason.
Like is the save file breaking this again?
Like no way dude.
He went for, like, a grab, which...
No, I basically threw it in the doorway.
I mean the thing is, if I reacted to this instantly, I might have been okay.
I'm not sure.
Oh
What the fuck doesn't mean that's
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Wanted to give me that RNG again
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I guess I have to wait for him to go further down the staircase if I want this to be consistent.
I went further off the door.
I didn't do anything different, dude.
I have to go to the left, Chad.
if i don't go to the left his belly blast is gonna fucking kill me
I don't think we actually need to use the corrosive for testing purposes here, because
I'm pretty sure when you're interacting with this thing, time pauses anyways.
Oops.
that
looks like if I just go far enough left she won't grab me
He insta-charged there, which- I mean, that's my bad.
I think I could have actually avoided that.
I just wasn't- I got, like, stuck for a little bit.
I don't know why he insta-belly blasted, but-
What the fuck does he mean?
Yeah, I got stuck a tiny bit.
Ok, tight.
Dude, what the fuck?
I don't know how I feel about...
I don't know how I feel about this bottle strap, bro.
you
You
Hmm
It's weird though, because when Spicy throws the bottle in that clip, like here, you guys
can see. See how his left foot is at the top of the stairs and his right foot is down?
When I bottle him I don't, I think he's like closer, or maybe not, but it just feels like
he's so fucking far away compared to in the autosave, but I don't see how it could be
different, but maybe it is.
Maybe the save file fucks it up.
Dude, I don't know.
The shit is so troll.
What the fuck does he mean destiny?
Oops
Oh fuck does he mean destiny?
I don't know, I just, maybe spicy hasn't, maybe, dude, I don't know, I don't know,
maybe spicy hasn't maybe dude I don't know like I did it exact like the
positioning is the same his left foot is at the top of the stairs his right
foot is down but I don't know this actually seems like it might just be
RNG
this is positioning is the same maybe it matters where you hit him I don't
think so. Dude, I don't know. Something is actually, something is actually really spicy
as Lefthed takes another step. I don't think so. There is actually some really weird shit
going on with this boss. I don't know if it's FPS related or hardware related, but like
Xerion, I swear, I was watching another runner. I don't know if he's still streaming.
I wonder if he's still in the same part. Oh, he stopped streaming.
Oh, he has his past broadcast turned off.
stuff. All right. There was another runner who I was watching on this part and Chunk
just didn't like something was fucking wrong with his game like his chunk was not functioning
properly at all. Something was wrong with his chunk. It was just not doing, it was just
not acting the way it's supposed to. I mean, okay, maybe I have an idea of what's going
on here potentially? I have one idea. I might I might know what's what what's
happening potentially I don't I don't know for sure though.
I guess we don't have to, we don't have to actually do this puzzle though.
Shouldn't matter at all.
Just making the each attempt take longer.
Ah, fuck, I don't know man.
guy's a fucking piece of shit
what the fuck does he need destiny
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death
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He is now.
They're so good.
What the fuck does he mean, Destin?
They are all right.
Going too much to the left.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Ah, dude, I don't know.
This is fucked.
The strap just doesn't work for me.
I really don't, I don't know what I could be doing wrong
apart from, yeah, I don't know.
I just don't know.
What does his success look like?
Well, he'll like charge at you with his belly
and you can just dodge it.
But if he does this grab, then he blocks the whole
hallway and even if I try to run behind him he'll just kill me.
Try waiting like one second to throw the bottle I don't, I mean I don't really want to wait,
the
the
the
the
the
the
I don't know. He's just fucking grabbing me every time.
I don't I don't fucking know what to do here.
Like.
I mean, I feel like this part is R and G
Or maybe it's.
I mean, it feels like it's either RNG or there's like some
hardware based shenanigans going on.
Well, spicy just died before even got to this part.
So rip.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What the fuck does he mean, Destin?
At what time?
What is your fucking issue?
I
One-In-Tour, it's one-in-Tour
One-In-Tour
One-In-Tour
Next to you
Next to you
That's my Guardian from the Meek
I've done it
I've done it
One-In-Tour
One-In-Tour
One-In-Tour
One-In-Tour
One-In-Tour
Shutter! Shutter!
Shutter!
Shutter! Shutter!
Shutter!
Shutter!
Shutter!
Shutter!
You are not the imagination!
What the fuck does he need destiny?
I'm sorry, I'm just kidding.
I'm sorry, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not tight.
I want the swell ass in his feet.
You can see where they dug up the bugs.
feels special
anything to make the pretty boy
feel special
anything to make the beautiful boy
feel textbook
anything to make the pretty boy
feel YOESPECHAL
oh im fucking muted
You think you're a pretty boy?
You're a better boy than anything to make a beautiful boy feel f***ing awesome!
Remember the fight in the jungle?
You barely made it out alive!
You dumbass!
Now you can swallow me whole!
Wait, I didn't go fast enough. I think.
I think.
What the fuck does he mean, destiny?
And I think we got it
I think this is a new, this is a new strat chat.
We don't normally bottle him here, but it makes him notice us faster so it's worth it.
It was like a few seconds.
How long are we going to stream for?
I don't know, man.
It is already getting kind of late and each run takes fucking two hours, but.
Maybe I'll try like one more run.
I'll be back in a sec.
I
I'm going to get you.
Grace!
Grace!
Grace Ashcroft.
Yes?
My office.
Oh, uh, uh, coming.
If this is about the report you asked for yesterday,
report you asked for yesterday it'll be ready in three no no no two days tops
put a hold on that for now we found another body one that exhibits the
same pathology as the others who've been investigating now I need a good
technical analyst on this okay I need your eyes on the crime scene all right I
I will try one more run, but otherwise I think I'm just gonna go to bed and try more runs tomorrow
I've just streamed a lot already today and the thing is like this run takes fucking two
two hours so it's just
like you only get so many attempts
I tried to stand up in the tunnel but I couldn't get it
I was spamming it I don't know
I tried Seeker
maybe I wasn't spamming hard enough or something
You have to tap crouch twice. Oh, it's right at the beginning.
I see.
Everyone agreed to do intro.
I think I'm like the only fucking person doing the intro.
sound bends too. Oh, okay.
And the intro isn't anything crazy, but it's not, I don't think it's so bad that it's like, it's war, like...
It doesn't feel like it's so bad that, you know...
It should be skipped.
I'm coming
Grace hurry
Keep moving
Stay that now the thing is I don't feel like there's really that much RNG in the care center
Grace come on
It's not like it's brutally hard to get a run going or anything
I think that after that chunk, I mean, I didn't practice that new strat, so it's really
not that surprising that I died there.
I
Honestly, if you could just skip this part with the cop, this scripted cutscene, I think
that alone would make the intro.
But if it wasn't for this part being unskippable, the intro would be like, perfectly fine.
This is the only crappy part, not being able to skip that cutscene.
Me? Never.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, what the hell, Haiti?
Help!
The cabrain would lock down.
What? Is it something to do with Victor?
Yeah. He's the one to thank for all the excitement.
I
Shit bro, who is this fucking guy?
Let's make this quick
My health is kind of low.
Oh
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Yeah, no, I don't know a lot of the time like when I'm picking up an item I'll try to back
up a tiny bit like as I pick it up, but yeah, you don't need to do that.
bro I don't have... oh my god I didn't have one of the rent or whatever I'm just gonna
grab the bracelet here that's annoying I need to like pay attention to my
credits cuz
I was like I guess sometimes one extra zombie dies from like a car or
something I don't know. They didn't die this time. How'd your runs go today, Bach?
I'm done with well.
Holy shotgun shells.
Dude, how much fucking shotgun ammo do I have right now?
One-twenty-four.
All right.
I just did a bunch of practice, buck, I see.
I don't think so. You're right.
They're just hacking to the center's network.
Good. Good.
Can you find me the forecline?
I'll see what I can do.
Well, the meantime.
I'll try to track him down.
Can you post it?
We'll do.
Come on, come on, come on!
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and
I guess I went slightly too early
well
and then I'm dead and I'm just dead
bottle if you're getting the earlier one. I'm using it to aggro chunk early, Bach.
I guess I went too early. I should do it at the middle. I should... there's like a visual
Q I have and I thought... I thought it was fine to do it earlier, but... it's not.
yeah I just didn't go far enough I'm just I'm just gonna go half way point from
now on
you not slide along his ass not if I pick up the bottle in the blood bag there
I
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I hate this place.
What do you mean they need to fix the first person camera?
I hate this place.
What do you mean they need to fix the first person camera?
I hate this place.
I'm gonna use interaction points are so awkward dude
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All right, chunk. Here we go.
I
D.
Honestly, I kind of...
I have more space this time.
Wait, should I- oh fuck, I don't know if I should have gotten rid of that.
Oh wait, no, no, no, I don't.
Not after I pick up the organ.
Oh, this knob is...
Oh my god, it's so bad.
That actually pisses me off, this thing.
I didn't know I had a gun, I didn't know I had a gun, I didn't know I had a gun, I didn't
an hour, uh, it's an hour. I didn't know I had a minute and a half to save here, what
the fuck? There's a lot of time save. What even happened here? What? Is that? I don't
of
I
Split hard early, I didn't know you
But I'm so confused what's going on with the splits
early the zombie won't eat me, right?
I'm fine.
What is this? What the fuck is this?
I don't know. If this guy is here, I think that's just over.
I mean, I don't know what to do because...
I'm not going to have enough magshots for everything, right?
Unless... wait, I'm c...
Yeah, no, no, I won't have enough magshots for everything.
It's not over?
I mean, I guess I'm not dead.
i can't i can't even interact
i killed him i did kill him and he just came back i guess i don't know just
fucking
that's bullshit
i guess that's an issue with this route
I don't know what I can.
Yeah, but the thing is, Chad, if you shoot that guy, then you can't place the parts.
Like if you're in combat, you can't place the body parts, so I can't shoot that guy.
If his head doesn't explode on initial Kelly response,
I feel like this is an issue with them with the the route like the pathing.
And shoot him while standing at the door.
Yeah, but then then I'm not going to be able to place the body parts though.
Right.
I don't have a fucking injector chat.
You go faster. There won't be time for him to get up. Get who? What are you even talking
about? You can't place the. Oh, my God. This is such a mean dude. You can't place the body
parts if you shoot that guy, I don't think. Or maybe you can. I don't I don't know. I
I could try to get us...
Well, let me just redo the entire start of the run again.
I don't know, this shit is cringe, dude.
If I push him, like, how am I gonna push him?
Dude, I had two pistol ammo.
When I entered that room, I'm pretty sure.
I literally had no pistol ammo left.
Skill issue? Yeah, I should have just made him not spawn there. That's true.
I don't know, man. I might go back to the old route. This is fucking bullshit.
Oh, I can't, I can't make more, I can't make more Magna-Memo, like guys there, I can't
kill that guy.
Maybe somehow you can place the body parts even though he's standing right there and
still be fine.
That's literally the only hope.
You're fine.
I can't fucking kill him. What do you mean, dude?
None of you guys know any- you don't have any idea what you're talking about.
I can't craft ammo for that guy.
What if I can't get out?
Weird.
Oh, sorry about this.
The thing you don't understand is Han Gunamo is not going to save me from what just happened.
if I shoot him I'm not going to be able to place the body parts and everything is going
to be fucked well it's frustrating yeah but in spices 150 he wasn't doing this route
Maybe somehow it is dependent on whether or not you headshot the guy or like blow his head off.
I don't know. The thing is you would think...
I mean he was dead last time too, chat.
Well like maybe when that guy blister heads, maybe if that guy turns into a blister head
he doesn't actually blister head but he just comes back to life.
I thought I was gonna reset, I'm practicing this bro, I don't wanna spend 25 minutes
just to get there and fucking die again
What the fuck does he mean, destiny?
Last time I didn't shoot him correctly, yeah, I am between all three zombies because I need to kill all three zombies, bro.
Oh, it's here now because I used the injector.
I really don't know how I feel about this.
I don't know how I feel about this fucking route, dude.
I don't really like this route very much.
Rout is like 10 seconds faster or something like that, which isn't that much in the grand
scheme of things right now.
I might honestly just go back to the old route, because yeah, this shit is like-
Oh my god, I did a fucking miracle
I think the chef probably isn't even going to be here this time and I'm not even going
to be able to practice it I think both courts in the door that's making him respawn
maybe.
of
I don't know what angle you want to interact with this thing from, I should probably shift
walk up to the door though
like I need ammo man I fucking three ammo
Perfect fit. Only one left.
Okay.
He's super dead. Okay, hold on. I want I'm gonna check the VOD where I'm gonna check the VOD where he
Where he was there, I guess it maybe you're right, maybe it does have to do with his head blowing up
I can't tell if I fucking blew off his head. I feel like there's no one.
Dude, I literally can't even fucking tell.
I mean, his fucking arm is like covering it.
Looks like he has a head.
I don't know.
It's like, I can't fucking tell, dude.
I got him in the shoulder.
Yeah.
But the thing is, if you have to shoot this guy in the head, like that, I don't know,
that makes it so cursed because sometimes they don't line up.
If you try to shoot him in the head, you're gonna fucking miss the shot here sometimes.
headshot him and see if he's here later. Yeah, basically. Yeah, I mean, you can see you can
use the injector on him, so he's not... because if their head's blown off, you can't injector
them right. I guess we'll see.
Might have been too slow here, not sure.
I'm shocked she didn't grab me there, honestly.
Oh, what the fuck does he mean, destiny?
What the fuck?
I mean the thing is there's no points, there's no point in doing the intro and then not counting
it as part of the time.
That's just like stupid.
What happened to the run?
There's a meme with this new routebok that will kill your run, at least I think so, we're
testing it right now.
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death
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death
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death
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death
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walking years and they didn't expect well where do you think he would be
totally doesn't look sus at all
since
All right, so assuming our testing is correct, he's going to be here, and he's not here.
Even though we did not kill, we did not break it, we did not explode his head, but he is
here and he's just not here.
Unless, well actually we made autosaves, but I don't think we, we didn't load any of the autosaves, did we?
So...
Chunk killed him? Chunk's fucking dead, bro.
Chunk is dead and when chunk dies the doctor is still the surgeon is still dead doctor whatever you
want to call him damn this is fucking ass bro this really blows this is actually just like if he's
And the worst part is, I don't know how rare this is.
I think it's pretty rare, at least.
But I mean, if this guy is here,
I think your run is just over.
Very cool. There must be some logic to it. I don't know man. Spice, he had him there in his 150. What did he do?
Yeah, but if I use a Requiem shot here, then I'm fucked.
I don't have enough Requiem shots for all the zombies.
He came in after he had already placed the organs.
Okay.
Yeah.
I was going to say there like there's no way he placed the organs with the guy standing
right fucking in front of it.
I mean, there's no backup. You just have to pray he's not here. I guess it's just you
just reset here if it's if this happens. I don't think there's anything you can do.
No, there's no backup shot. Like if this guy's here, your run's just dead, genuinely.
You crouch and place the organs, he won't see you. Bro, how do you place the organs
when he's literally standing directly in front of it? Like you need to be this close
to get the interaction prompt. His body is literally right here. Like, I mean, I guess
the only thing that you could potentially do, the only thing that you could potentially
do, and it's really fucking slow, you can't write guys, you don't route, you don't like
Expect to get bad RNG and route a 15 second time loss in on the off chance that you get bad RNG you you
You just have to fucking deal with it. The only thing that you could potentially do is shoot the surgeon and
Shoot this guy at the same time
But then this fucking idiot's gonna come in
And now I'm dead
You could maybe double-collap those guys, put in the organs, and then wait for the organ guy to die on his own.
That's the only thing I think you could do.
Which is going to be like 30 seconds lost or something.
I
Guys like I know you want to be like oh just get an extra magnum shot just use a bottle use this use that
We don't have that we don't have an extra bottle. We don't have a fucking extra magshot. There's nothing you can do
It's just over. It's just genuinely over if you if you get that RNG your runs just dead
I'm pretty sure that's all you can do. It's just reset. I
I really don't think there's any backup for this.
He had 50 HP left when he revived.
I don't know if that's true. That could easily be a different zombie.
But maybe you're right. Maybe I could have killed him.
I mean, you write 500 HP, though. Does this guy really only have 500 health? I mean, maybe
maybe he is only at 50 health. But the thing is, this other guy is going to fuck you anyways,
I think. If you shoot, if you shoot this guy, the other guy is probably going to walk in
and prevent you from placing the organs.
338.
Wait, did we actually just not kill him then?
Oh my God, Twitch Fods, please, for fuck's sakes, dude.
Fucking...
you
You don't know
He was dead here. At this point, he was dead. There is no health bar displayed here. So we
100% killed him with the Magnum, but then... I mean, you can see it says 50 out of 500,
The question is that the surgeon that could be somebody else?
Because I discarded the health pack, that is, doesn't have anything to do
with trying to shoot him with the pistol.
The thing is, I mean, I don't even have the save data.
Yeah, no, okay, it's CPB000, so that is him.
That is 100% him.
How much does a pistol shot do?
That's me.
Fucking die, you jerk.
264 to 205.
I mean, a headshot would do enough damage to kill him if he's at 50 health.
Why did he respawn with 300 this time, though?
Is it random how much health he was doing?
What is with this fucking zombie?
And why did he resurrect?
Why did he resurrect?
It's like the script to resurrect him fired even though I'm not even close to him.
Because, like, look how close I need to get to him to make him rez here.
Because is there some, like, trigger line here that causes the rez?
Because it happened, like, right here.
I mean, I checked the bod, he just randomly resurrected.
Like I throw the bottle, still hasn't res.
And then when I go around this corner, he just rezzes.
I mean, I guess one saving grace is that with the speed, with a 50 HP, not 300, well, yeah,
but...
he was on the corridor
he did we saw we saw when he read what do you mean by literally just showed you
dude. He rezzed right here. You can see his fucking health like he's like the health spawns
in the target spawns in. That's one. This is CPB 000. It's that's the surgeon. He just
I don't know.
I'll get up twice. Yeah, but he only...
He only gets up if you're close to him!
Like, look at what's fucking happening!
He doesn't get up, like, just randomly when I'm in the fucking area, bro.
He's getting up!
He's getting up when I fucking get close to him, like when I look at him.
I actually want to see...
Like, is it proximity?
I think he can also get up if you look at him.
Dude, I wonder if somehow, somehow his like body is like appearing on your field of view
for one frame and it's just causing him to res.
I couldn't have looked at it.
Dude, I how could I have looked at him through the wall though?
Look at when he rezzes here.
I'm literally looking.
I mean, I look in his direction when I throw the bottle.
But he rezzes when I'm looking the complete opposite direction.
Chunk triggers and damages him?
Yeah, maybe.
I don't know.
At least it seems like this is pretty rare.
Does he not rezz with the delay?
I mean, I don't think so.
I can run directly past him and he's not just going to randomly spawn in.
if you look at him it happens instantly. I mean like look if I if I turn this corner boom like he gets up
yeah I don't know maybe it has something to do with where he dies in the hallway like Seeker was
saying I will say it seems like this is pretty rare and also with the speedrunning tool at least
you would know when it happens and you could just reset the run already or
maybe you don't need to reset I mean assuming he's at 50 health you I don't
know like I think if he's at if he's at 50 health you can probably head shot
him with the pistol and still put the organs in in time I think right
throwing the bottle. I don't have a fucking bottle.
You can see his health spawned through the wall.
Where?
I like how he do the bodies aren't even fucking here like there's no
it's just a fucking pile of blood like bro isn't even he's a fucking piece of
like he's like he's like meat on the fucking floor dude
dude? I don't know. Okay, I will say at least we learned, we learned some info. Because
If if you're in, if you're leaving this area and you see CPB, zero, zero, zero,
spawn, then you at least know that it's going to happen.
And I guess I don't know if he always spawns with 50 health.
If he always spawns with 50 health, I think even if this happens,
you can still kill him with the pistol.
If the 50 HP is random and you could spawn with more, then you're just fucked.
But I think I think if he has 50 health,
You probably can headshot them and place the organs still in time.
Can be other zombies.
Well, in this particular instance, it is this zombie.
Like, yes, I'm sure that.
Maybe maybe CPB 000 doesn't directly correlate to this particular zombie,
like in Raccoon City, if there's 70 zombies loaded in around you,
like, yeah, one of them is probably going to be called CPB 000.
But we're not in raccoon city. We're in this section and it's always I don't I don't think I don't think his identifier is going to be different
All right, anyways, I'm whatever this is bullshit. I'm gonna call it a night chat. I'm fucking tired. We streamed like
Ten or eleven hours the next guy you shoot has the same one
one. Yeah, I see that. But I think I think in this particular case, he's always going
to have this identifier in when you're in that area. Like, I mean, right here, he's,
these B 000. But the thing, the thing is like right now when he's resing, he has 300 health,
which maybe that's an auto save meme. Maybe it has to do with like chunk damaging him when
he's on the ground. I don't know. But we've at least we under, I would say we we somewhat
understand what's going on here. And the cheat tool will at least let us know if our
run is potentially going to get fucked what about the second ball and Grace's
section we already use it you don't have an extra bottle we don't got an extra
bottle my dude only chunk explains why you got up that far away dude you know
what wait a second I actually know exactly what happened when chunk
explodes, it causes stagger. Hold on, let me turn on the audio. It's just the position
of the body and chunk exploding, I'm pretty sure. Actually, no, because it's not, because
chunk, no, it's not that, because chunk didn't explode at this point. But it must
speech. I bet it's it's got to be chunk doing this, dude. Chunk chunk is
causing this guy to res for some reason. I don't know why. Maybe like
I actually think it might have to do with where the body falls on the
ground, because maybe when chunk like steps through the hallway, if he
steps on the body, it'll resume.
That's my guess.
like he must be interacting with him and waking him up.
The body wasn't there though, well it was there according to the game.
Yeah, I don't know.
All right, guys, but yeah, thank you all for watching, everybody.
We'll do some more run attempts tomorrow.
Yeah, thank you so much for being here, guys.
It was a fun stream.
At least we figured some stuff out.
Hopefully, this is...
I don't know if this is an issue with the new route or...
Maybe it's an issue with the new route or maybe it's just really unlucky.
I don't really know.
I'm going to give a raid to...
I'm going to give a raid to...
Hmm.
Hmm.
Is played even streaming?
I don't think so.
Oh, wait, no, he is.
Oh, Ray and Larksa.
How's the run going? We had a few resets tonight, but we figured out some stuff, so it should
be better tomorrow. Hopefully this RNG pattern is just really rare and isn't
going to kill a bunch of runs. Maybe it's an issue with the new route or maybe I
just got really unlucky because the thing is I'm pretty sure I was watching
another streamer and even when they were running the old route I'm pretty sure
there was one point where I saw I saw that enemy spawn there in the old
route too. It never happened to me personally, but I think I saw it happen to another streamer,
so I think it's just a really rare chance to just lose your run.
I'm going to give a raid to Mr. Monopoly. He is doing some Halo 2 speedruns. Go say hi
Hi to Mr. Amano for me.
He's doing some Halo 2 legendary runs.
Classic. Yeah, I know I read Mr. Monopoly a lot, but I have like giga nostalgia for Halo.
Halo 2 was like my childhood game growing up.
So I always like watching speedruns of it.
Yeah, go say hi to MonoChat, give them some love for me, go post your favorite emote.
Yeah, I'll see you guys tomorrow, chat, have a great rest of your night, everybody.
I'm gonna go get some sleep.
I'll probably start my stream pretty early tomorrow.
I want to grind for a while tomorrow.
Try to get another PB.
At least we got the 207 though.
I mean, it wasn't like that good of a run,
but it was good enough for my third run anyways.
All right, good night everybody.