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05-31-2026 · 17h 13m
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See how nice it is out there?
Look at that.
It's like green and shit.
It looks like a real life out there.
And I can feel the breeze coming in.
I'm already gonna ignore all of it.
It's like video games.
Don't get cocky, kid.
Where's the wave?
There he comes!
There he comes!
It's all over the dog!
Ah!
Oh, no! I just broke my... no!
See how nice it is out there?
Look at that.
It's like green and shit.
It looks like a real wife out there.
And I can feel the breeze coming in.
We're going to ignore all of it.
It looks like video games.
Don't get cocky, kids.
Where's the waves?
It comes! It comes! It's all over the g-
what up boys nicely timed by the way welcome guys and everybody here taking
over from the night shift is your boy we're about to do some monkey slamming
like I haven't seen enough congratulations to guys and completing
is however many fucking hours you had to complete I know about you guys but I'm
playing a lot of this goddamn game. We're here. What up boys? Welcome back.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. 40 hour dad gamer side hobby session? Yeah, 48 hours not bad
for a dead gamer. You get to the real numbers one of these days, my friend. I heard the
real amount is 39 hours. I got passed from you, the Gazi, and then back to you, yep.
We got it on luck.
Now guys, your watch is ended and my watch begins.
All right.
Another day, another five hours of sleep.
And another monkey to slam.
We're on the way to kill the boss.
I need quantity of waystones.
Everything's still laggy as shit.
Oh, by the way, I heard from GGG they fixed the...
One guy stayed up all night, fixed the loot filter sound effect problem.
But it's got to get patched in or whatnot still.
So it's not like completely done yet, but some dude decided to be a Chad and stay up and fix it
So that's pretty cool, we should have our beautiful tinks coming back here shortly boys
Drops rare items. Oh, is this thing cats on the keyboard ready? Medivh saga
Well if I do this to select show divine again, all right, time rune, drop rare items, this
seems good, monsters drop rare items, what the hell is all this shit, it's just all
monsters drop rare items, holy shit what is this one, this better drop a fucking mirror
bro perfect chaos perfect exalt you know it's a perfect chaos worth more than a
perfect exalt wait what's worth more right now boys quick my minions what's
worth more yo Tobias thank you for the five a very rare unique bra I'm not
taking the very rare where maybe I should take the very rare you all stick
the very very unique fun fuck it very rare unique very rare unique all right
you got it you got full sentence very rare in fact I wasn't even thinking about
taking the perfect I already knew I was gonna take the very rare I wasn't at all
debating probably definitely doing that
anyway what's over this direction
Rune of the Hunt.
Whatever, give me the Rigos.
Do-do symbiosis.
Annihilation.
Sure, whatever.
Drop rare items. How many of these drops rare items can I have, bro?
Is it about to drop the rarest fucking items in the game or something?
Okay, let's blow it up.
1.5 D for perfect Exalt? Oh my fucking, I saw him gambling 1.5 Dibs.
Okay, this is a 1.5 Dibs gamble, first thing in the morning. This shit better be where
I did this because you guys said to.
So, this is very rare, unique, better be 1.5 Dibs straight up, okay?
Better be a fucking headhunter or mage blood.
Whereas if it's not, then I blame you guys.
What aura is your other companion have?
Haste aura.
Oh god, I don't know if you're still here, bro, but if you're here, have you seen the
The thing that the worm, the non-unique worm does when it has haystower.
Med bed saga.
Where'd you get it?
I started with a pokeball.
Okay, I normally run around with a poke of all like equipped just in case
Okay, here we go. This is the gig of like insane Oroon
You're herbs in crit monkey. No, no, yeah, I need one more tablet still I
Just haven't had much money so I
Spend my money on my gear
But now when this mage blood drops, oh by the way we gotta see if any of my items sold.
Maybe my 20 divine chest plate sold.
Wait, kill my monkey.
Monkey come back, return I choose you monkey, it's you.
Get in there.
mage blood. Oh God. It's like Harbinger. What is all this shit?
Look how many runes they have.
Okay.
Alright boys, mageblood, megablood.
Wait, what did I just get?
Oh it's a rat's piss!
This better be more than 1.5 div.
Cause I just sacrificed 1.5 div for that shit.
How much are those actually?
Rats piss!
How much are these?
No results found, alright hold on.
27 eggs all of you.
I just lost a divin a half for 27 eggs.
That was the last time I ever listened to chat.
I'm broke as shit, I need that divin a half.
why'd you guys do that to me?
what is this thing?
oh it's the rogue exiles fighting each other
font of power
and inzio's charge oh shit I didn't realize I was supposed to blow that door open, oops
headhunters148div
Pock's got a mage blood, what the fuck?
Dude, no streamer's allowed to have good RNG other than me.
I'm not happy for my friends.
I'm lucky.
Land spot made a split yesterday. How much are they right now?
I was never making their money. They're all crafting and shit, aren't they?
94 div. It's going up in price.
How much is a rat's piss on
Identified?
45 eggs all or one div.
one div
and i need forty five
no one bought my giga amazing chestplate
the
right
fifteen different is
for
yes quickly and you said that shit
third filter it
uh... i'd see some more
like the uh...
that the blade
right time to do the boss
All right boss time
When the free weekends up dissolver center just carry on I mean it just carries on you are you are allowed to
To like keep playing you just have to buy the game like you don't have to remake your character when I
Defeat Vorona.
Last of all, okay, new boss.
Okay, time Vorona.
I think it's one of the five tier ones.
New boss.
This is going to be a crazy fight.
Long drawn out crazy fight.
Holy shit.
mechanics never seen before gonna be a hyper difficult we probably got to take
a nap in between so that way we're still awake enough to fight the later on
version of the fight from phase two and three and four never mind she said
new logbook huge
That's how it's done.
I have a fire!
Quickie!
I have a fire!
But where do we sell overnight?
Oh my god, we're rich overnight!
Holy shit, we have four divs, bro.
Boys, I'm rich as shit.
I didn't realize I was that rich.
Okay, let's see, I have a new log book.
Wait, why can't I not go another direction?
I defeated the thing, right?
I gotta go back to this right I go back to
How I get the strength from Marahi, it's simple I didn't I cheated it
By giving the vertex helmet that makes it where I don't have any equipment requirements
Oh my god, it's u3rd's vlogbook. This is amazing. I can't believe this. This is crazy. Wow, maybe you gotta kill him
No problem buddy. I got it.
I choose you u3rd's vlogbook
Zealot shrines.
Oh, let's go kill Uthrid.
Uthrid, the first of his name!
More infuse.
Or it takes only gym requirements?
No, there's a version that has equipment
and there's no attribute requirements.
OK, let's run around and figure which one of these
are juicers.
Also, what's in these things?
Exposure designated.
Oh, an oil thing.
OK.
Oh, that's kind of cool.
Another one of these.
and then
is there a gigabig dick one around here somewhere?
there's another one
holy
we're gone to saga, three greater exalts
all right, greater exalts it is for me
the rest of these don't seem to matter.
Hi meow meow, good morning meow meow.
Alright, let's do it here.
And then we're going to go up to this.
Yes, kitty, you are the best. Yes, kitty.
That's this tradition. Everybody loves you.
Okay, there.
It's just detonating. I don't care about filling this whole thing up. The loot's never good here.
Ooh, three eggs, oh, two chaos.
Can be two chaos. Okay, kitty, let me move my drinks so you can sit down.
I
Know things I don't care about it. We're just going we're just going straight to the juicer
Exhausts worth more than chaos last I checked really
two chaos nice
We need to get a crit, monkey.
You want to realize we can go mind over matter because I don't use mana because I have no
abilities right and like my never
matter I know it's all the way over
here but like we're kind of going this
way anyway and we can get tank for my
never matter
oh greater chaos that's a bit juicy
it's a little bit juicy don't mind if I
do
Yeah, did they fix ultimating me yet by the way?
Yo, why the hell hasn't my chest played so yet? Like this shit is...
Bro, I got the highest chest play in the fucking game!
Somebody for 15!
Quickie!
Tier 1 Caspid, Tier 1 ES
that's pretty good actually that's pretty good all right greater slam is my
great right so YOLO here two men and that's okay
or anything
I'm going to put this thing up, I'm going to say one divine.
Someone move on that.
Yes. Choose what you need.
Useful trade. Go.
You're bribed with a free pet.
I don't know about free.
Yo, it's an iron city out there.
I thought it was something different.
Alright, so there it is.
I kind of like the monkey like making the freeze sound effect
I
Gotta figure out the strategy of farm crummy I was gonna farm the chaos drought we got in adorned
But the fact is the chaos drought can't be farmed in you like the castrows bug it isn't working
So I'm a little salty about that
Maybe I'll form the Val Temple. I bet a bunch of people aren't wanting to do the temple.
But guys, you know, they did the temple all last league.
I bet the Unix from the Val mechanic is expensive.
It's a tribal mask, no attribute for all pieces and equipment. Yeah.
did i do no damage?
they're killing stuff
either way it's not worth farming this place
Two most important upgrades for Monkey, getting a good modifier and minion levels and then having a good weapon would be the three I would say.
Oh, experience.
Better cut another Pokemon, Jim.
Okay, so we get a gigabase.
Lick dick manua!
It's this boss.
It's the lick dick manua boss.
My exp!
I was about to hit my level.
You poke of all the delirium bosses?
has to be a beast. See I still don't get what these activating runes do, like I
clicked them, but I really don't think they do anything.
I will say I'm not very impressed with tornado bird.
But technically you can.
That is something you want to do.
We'll miss the depth, sorry, we'll go.
Ice burning you guys.
I don't think either of the birds were that great.
I'm keeping it in a buck.
all right kill the dude
What do we got here?
Maybe a perverted vertebrae or something?
Nothing?
Alright, I'm lucky.
So no better mod for the monkey.
Now I haven't really been chasing those maps yet.
I'm kind of chasing like the quest line of the bosses.
i do need to upgrade the monkey soon
oh shit
master work room
perfect augment perfect trends
i feel like perfect augments are probably worth more
orb of annulment
hell yeah brother
eternal march
so revive
detonate living fragments of the past
i feel like none of these can be worth that much right
i'm going orb of annulment
hell yeah brother orb of annulment brother
and what's this one here
Chilling flux. Yep
To live the fall and night. Oh shit, isn't that the Savalon dude?
I wonder if Savalon is really expensive.
form of an omen
why are there so many fucking mobs still up here? what is going on here?
oh it's the second thing
I'm going to the tomb here before I die or something good morning
It's not boring to have no skills.
You're asking me if it's boring to have the giant literal monkey that's everyone's favorite
boss in the game as a pet?
No, it's not very boring.
Exceptional version.
Wait, that's it?
Wait, you didn't drop fucking anything.
Wait, where's the loot?
You didn't drop anything.
It's like asking, is it boring to have this hot and nice wine?
Oh shit they killed my monkey you bastards you killed Kenny
job done. 29% Bleak Crossbow, huh?
What is 29% worth?
What's new?
What's the base level?
62?
I'm going to put up for a diff.
Exceptional bleak?
Bleak?
Crossbow?
Is there a way to look it up with quality?
29, that's none of them.
How about 25?
One div for 26.
Alright, one div for 29 it is.
I'm sure someone will want that.
Alright now, watch this.
I got a perfect tier one road slip strike.
I'm going to use a perfect dog, man.
I got tier one stun threshold.
Thank God, I was hoping to get tier one dog shit-stun threshold.
That's great.
So now what I'm going to do is I'm going to slap a little lightning res I think on that
Okay, and now we do a little bit of where is my 70 greater exalts to do
Ritual
Give me a
two random modifiers
please go to not double prefix but suffix and one prefix nice we got thorns
damage that's huge we love we love a dog shit thorns damage so now what we have
to do is either annul the stun threshold or the physical thorns damage
how much are in those going for right now by the way how much are my nose or
How much am I chasing? There's seven each.
Alright, I mean, we're in for a pound, in for a penny, so here we go.
Physical thorns are still in threshold.
Okay, well, I mean...
I guess we go again.
Okay, remove the thorns.
So, we run it back, same thing.
It went Tier 2 Hybrid with reduced attribute requirement.
That's fine.
Because now we can actually do a perverted rib, and we can just get lucky with a Tier
Holy shit.
Which is not worth an inch, it has a tier two hybrid.
Tier one flat, tier one percentage, tier two hybrid with evasion, that's 2048 evasion
without quality and sockets.
And now we can probably make some money selling that, I would think.
That's 2,800 evasion.
the row, it rowed here one flat evasion, literally the best possible thing you could
have rowed. So pretty good. So if we look that up, it'd involve it, oh my god, it has
a max row of percentage.
So the cheapest with this amount is 15 div, which is my other one for sale.
So I'm going to put this one up.
I'm going to put this up for 10 div.
I'm sure someone will want that.
For any money, wow, it's got a cell first.
Nothing's worth anything till it sells.
Is your experience with the more common divs?
It seems like for mapping, like just raw drops are definitely more common.
Okay, here we go.
of boss rarity 45% rarity of map bosses
now that this is like 90% rarity map
bosses run the deadly boss iron city
there.
slips right chest don't worry that's gonna end up rolling perfectly I'm sure
pathway pathway I fucked up the pathways tonight there we go connection and pathway ads
series. Wait, that will work, right? Complete the royal action. No, I have to kill this
and then the royal action is chambered.
Kat, can you stop walking all of it? She just walks back and forth across the keyboard.
We have to kill like 7 of the rooms so we can do the architect, right?
There's still bug for you like 10 minutes ago.
That's not good.
Bugged out so apparently the companions just can't hurt some of the mobs in the temple.
a bit unlucky has it like you
You guys know if they, if they fix the, uh, vault temple, by the way, not the vault temple,
I just said that the, uh, the chaos temple, like I, I can't do the, uh, Troumaster boss
because the door won't open.
Anyone be able to fight the Troumaster boss yet?
I guess I'm trying to farm, my plan was to farm Kastrow for currency this league, but
the chaos try was like actually just broken
I'm actually really surprised that slip strike best in south fur didn't do it immediately.
Thoughts on idolatry seems like bait.
I mean, you can get a lot of damage percentage, I just don't know how you would give enough resistance to make it worth it.
Maybe if you were wearing Nivell or something.
the
bloods been spilled here
party
the queen is the only best
you have come too far
my desire is not fair
consider
The end he says as he dies
Hello, it's me ever grasping ring ever grasping rings that were the end
Apologies random lineage
That bastard. He anticipated this.
Ever grasping ring worth hearing?
That's dog shit.
Hi. Hiya.
Hello. Can you hear me?
We can go. We do go with you.
Okay.
Let's see what we can do with it back at the console.
How high in is my build at the moment?
It's super chill dude.
I think I got maybe 10 div into it or something.
Wait I didn't place the... why didn't it place the royal access chamber?
I'm the trial master.
Oh, the door doesn't work.
Like you can't place the shit in it.
It's bugged.
My plan was to farm him for current.
Like this league, I wanted to farm him for currency, that's my plan.
Why is Ginoar out here in the middle of nowhere?
I'm ready to hunt ready to hunt
4 points only in Sakuramaz, uh, yeah cause the other in the Chaos Trousers bug, I had
to use Sakuramaz for it.
Oh, yeah, get to give me what you promised.
Alright, I can't clear it.
Rough me a bit, please.
You don't mind?
I smell your blood and I'm gone.
Ooh, Ancient Fragment.
Couple Uniques.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Browling Scepter.
White neem res
One eight nine max life bummer
Can I help
I'll do what I can to sell it for you, okay, I'm just gonna yellow slam this
Hail
All right, this isn't any good. We still need a better scepter.
Okay, now these are worth even.
True is normal re-assigning points, yeah.
Okay, one more fragment completed.
Well, where's the boss then?
Kind of understand that if that was the boss, is it this guy?
Oh, do I have to complete these, maybe?
No?
Shouldn't that be able to place another expedition now?
Maybe I have to go here?
Maybe I got to defeat this powerful boss.
I don't think so.
Huh.
Okay, a little confusing.
Maybe I got to go back here now.
I think it's a good strategy for which way you should take on the map, I mean it depends
if you're trying to run fast and progress or not, like for me I run on the outskirts
to find the boss and leave. It really depends on the map layout.
Can I not place another...
Huh, weird, okay.
So which...what can I go that way then?
Guess I haven't done enough expeditions.
I know let's go this way then.
I'm falling over and I can't get up.
Now I want to get more Atlas points.
I have to do more Fortress.
Okay, go here.
And now we need...
So I can respec some points here. These are all like very good damage points and
I can take critical damage bonus and crit chance these are all very good
nodes. I probably don't need any res.
I don't think I need though, like I can lose three points, one, two, three, take that.
These are huge nodes for the monkey, like all of them are.
the crit chance in particular.
I'm going to need all these.
Like how much deflection do I actually have?
like 13% I don't need all these if these are a bit of a waste I think
It's gonna do one just to complete the...
Just to complete the fact that I did the expedition...
Oh it's an abyssal depth, sorry.
It wouldn't get cool, Mac.
like shit on the Abyss rares is super nice with this build. Normally Abyss rares can be kind of tanky, you know.
Oh, don't, can't fuck.
I needed that depth. God damn it.
it's annoying had to say something I had to say something
I haven't tried the blind beast yet.
Capture him.
Right counter Jato.
You have to go to the, like an anomaly map.
Okay, I want to see what this thing does.
out.
Now, again.
Alright, so any really lucky ones here?
Greater or 2K? Sorry, I find greater.
Mr. Cowboy, uh, these are very valuable yet.
Exalt. I do want the Greater Exalt. I would just rush the Greater Exalt, call it a day.
of the others are very valuable
uh... yeah i killed the new arbor there the first day
took me about 17 hours to get the first orb of the day.
Strength of the hammer was solved with a Vertex helmet.
So he throws, so he actually seems like he kind of hurts.
seems like he would actually do a ride for damage
Okay.
light
Oh we have a mob here we missed
you
Greater Exalt I'll take it
All right logbook completed
Speak so I'm still not sure why it won't let me place other like logbooks. I'm thinking maybe I got to go all the way down here
I'll see you later.
if it's not anything good
It's not anything crazy, we just, so that's kind of a lot of currency on it though.
You say fuck it, we just send it.
We're trying to map quickly here.
Now for the reward.
now ventured, now gained
nothing good
nothing good, nothing good
nothing good
Kishiro garbage.
Ooh, divine.
Maybe I should be doing these chests more often.
Okay, let's try this one.
The air is choked with poison, every breath is a battle.
I
Greater jeweler three exalt nice. I'll take it one exalt
Nothing all right the one exalt it is let's go
See pox got me to blood drop not heard like everyone on the planet told me dude
It was national news. They called the president basically.
I have to be very aware that
pox is lucky and I am an unlucky bastard.
Must be nice to be pox.
Must be nice.
Oh shit another divine yo let's go
Indeed
Okay, why can I not place another like logbook what am I not understanding here
All right
You don't have to go to the edge here.
You don't have to like talk to them.
Okay, now I don't have anything to say to them.
Open map, one map.
Place your second from here while I'm able to use the moon.
You're talking about like this?
See, I already did this one and then this one, but now I can't do another one.
I
You're not missing some five
I don't is it is it bugger my dummy like
You do special encounter? Yeah, but like it was an iron suit out of the spawn which was
just you nor it wasn't like maybe I got to do this thing maybe they're maybe one of these
like reviews especially maybe I gotta keep doing like the actual like these
ports maybe I just do all these like the ones that are actually like expedition
you know if I just do all these
review of something maybe that's what it is
I'll just cheese do these for the good thing about the expedition log books you can layer the complete map instantly if you just walk in and blow it off in the end
I guess I should just check all of these.
Okay, maybe I just have to do enough of them, like, let me do the boss, maybe.
I'm okay, let's just do more let's just do all the expeditions first like the expedition expeditions
Now ventured now gained
I'll check these.
Why these could be a juicer.
That one's kind of a juicer actually.
Flux, I don't know I care about that enough to run it. Alright, let's just go
I'm just gonna keep running these like find another hive not only the one
lead by example know that the allies have glory regeneration. I don't care if they have glory
I'm the one who needs to glory
Don't care about that one either
Okay, Evan. Alright, let me just do the boss just in case.
Replacing tablets makes my thing like.
My main defense layers is having the things die, but also I'm using evasion and air to
shield.
Very small amount of deflection.
I'll try the unique jewelry
the
day where are you boss
Here we go.
He's gonna puke!
He's gonna be sick!
Prime me, thaito.
Allies in your presence deal 40% more damage.
Actually, good one.
I just realized my resistances are cucked.
Speak.
Goal.
Do more damage now.
Once more damage, I actually give him.
200k a swing.
You fire rose.
Okay, so, we've done a lot of the logs, do I just keep doing them, I guess?
I'm a little concerned that they're not going to, that it's bug.
I'm a little concerned it's bug, but like, the return to age is bug, I think, Liz.
There's a bunch of bugs, Bella.
Not ventured.
Not again.
It just is what it is.
I'm a little concerned that my quest line is bubber.
Maybe what I got to do is let me just go over here.
What if I just go like, maybe what I have to do
is do this thing.
might have to like open up this or something
Okay, yeah, we're just going to detonate it.
boxes are pretty good in Expedition. I think those are worth hunting.
You're a rock, Q.
Okay, I'm just going to do all of them, I guess.
I'll just do all of the expeditions and hope it works.
We'll just focus on the currency because they can drop like, they can drop dibs sometimes.
And I'll check all of these because you never know when one of these is cracked.
Chilling Flocks, I could do that one, that's fine, let's have some value to it.
The triples I feel like aren't even worth checking at this point.
And the currency ones will grab any close currency ones because the currency ones are actually like pretty cracked
And then that's all that's all we need
Thank you, Jay. Let's go back to Kingsmark. Check. I did yes
I wonder if this thing is bugging it out
You're not refunded Atlas points?
It's not. I don't think you can anymore.
So I think they just want you to fill up the tree now.
But yeah, I had the same thought eventually.
Okay, I did the...
So I've done all of the ones in this area.
Am I supposed to go this way?
How many more do I even have there?
even have that I have one more two more two more okay I mean again I'll just do
all of them
it's fine let's do all
now how do I know in time units now when I right click the emotion it doesn't
bring up the Anonymous window anymore. Thanks, Smile.
I thought it's still the same way. Thanks for the 5,000 bits.
I thought it was the same thing. You still open the menu and you do it.
You might have to go to the new zone. I haven't done the Delirium course line yet.
I was going to do that one last, actually.
You might actually have to go to the zone itself now.
God knew the new delirium tree, and you do the senior delirium quest. It's actually answered by Chad itself.
I haven't actually got too annoyed yet for that reason, I suppose.
I
If this doesn't do it when I complete all these I'm really confused on the log books. I forgot I killed this for Dunny
Really confused how to get it to like
you know make it where I can do the next lot it hasn't dropped the next log book
for me oh divine nice yeah okay the currency chest are definitely worth it
they drop divine it like a good rate
Oh shit, it's another golden cap of train boys
You know me you get to the hobbin do five mirrors sky
Do you drop $70 and all he gets is a half-f. Thanks fucking rip homie
I mean even pay me to give him a blow job he paid because he wanted the standout message to get answer his question
Which you got and you got a thank you. Well you want bro
Where am I supposed to go now I mean like we've done all okay, there's only one left to do I guess we go this way
How much is the blowjob?
Sorry, sir, wrong website.
Speak. This is all we have. See what you can achieve with that.
Go.
Okay, so I guess I go here, do this one, and that one, if that doesn't do it, then it's
like I actually have zero idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do is like we've
completed we've we've completed all the expedition shit maybe I gotta go over
here and clean this up I guess a bit I could try there too
Okay, where's the boss?
Let's look at this one just in case.
Double whisp!
Wisp it!
double whisperino then. It's just the answer to five. Where the hell are you boss?
Double vision I don't remember double vision
Alright fine kill this guy, you got him my way?
What's that one, okay?
Uhhhhhhhhh
It's a boss in the middle already.
Yeah, it's in the middle, okay.
Explore the islands in search of Uthred, okay, so then this is the last expedition here.
So I'm going to go here, here, and then here.
And if it's not there, then I'm confused or maybe I like bugged it or maybe I just have
to keep doing random maps until he shows up.
Like, it could be any of the above.
How you progress J.V.O. you got to do with the anomalies you got to find them how did
you turn three in your briefs players you remove some from the stack and you come back
on the stack to turn it into 300 to do exactly 300 and then take take the
womb gift or whatever it is and put in the tree
for the pens
Kind of tanky
I
Why the hell is my giga chess plate not sold yet like
All right, you know at 12. We're going as cheap as I can go I
Can't go any cheaper in that bro. That thing's the best on the market and this one's gonna go seven
That's way too cheap honestly, but whatever
I just don't think people have the money.
I can't afford it, yeah.
So I'm having to drop the price.
The chestplate's better than the one I'm using, so I should probably just fucking wear it,
I guess.
Okay, if doing this next expedition doesn't do it, I actually even clueless on what the
fuck I'm supposed to do next because there's no yapping I can do in King's March and I've
already completed...
like I would have already have completed everything
I never got the Breach Boss situation. Yeah, apparently the Breach is the only one like
that. So the Breach Stone opens up the Breach Biome and then you kill Zest and Toll which
drops the key for Zest and you can use the key to Zest to re-farm him, which means that
But you can only effectively get, like however many Zestian Toes presumed, worth of boss
fights of them.
Holy shit, a Divine Orb.
So Breach is a little bit more gated in how many Zestians can be farmed basically.
The others aren't that way, you can just farm them with the key.
mean bosses you have to find new ones no it's it's a breach it's specific to
breach
Okay, so one more map and if this doesn't do it, I'm giga confused because we will have
had cleared all all of the expeditions like that we can do this one has to do
it
you cannot refund Atlas points instead you get you can get all of the Atlas
points greater exalts
Holy transcendent alloy.
All right, that one's probably worth getting to, I suppose.
I don't know if that one's worth money or not, but it sounds like it is.
Click directly on the stone, thanks, because that's pretty annoying actually.
I was unlucky.
I'm lucky.
That doesn't count.
Great, their eggs all huge!
Hi kitty, are we gonna walk back and forth all on top of stuff again today?
Are we doing that thing again?
Wow
I'm trying to get the transcendent alloy, whatever the hell transcendent alloy is.
All right, see how expensive that is.
Removes a random modifier and augments with a new guaranteed.
That doesn't look particularly that great.
79 eggs all?
Oh really?
Is that much, huh?
Alright.
star force again but
Okay, so now I have completed, at this point, I actively don't know what to do.
I have completed all of energized lay lines, instead of the fact.
I've completed all of the expedition logbook maps that are here.
I have done all of the bosses that are here.
Do I just keep doing maps until like something happens?
There's nothing to talk about, like talk with the people there.
I've gone the further out and done the furthest maps.
Unless I need to do this one out here, I guess.
Has anyone made it past the second logbook?
Did you find Brog's wife or whatever, now?
Okay, let's try something here.
Go on.
top section, this is not like this is the other spots, torn pieces in Act 4, I did
that map, I did the Act 4 stuff, like I've already done the plunder, like
See I did the I did the map
Hunder's point like I did this already
Rog's wife
All right, what fucks Rog's wife
Gwynn? We already found Gwynn's, we did that part.
I have to re-watch the trailer? Yeah, apparently, I guess.
I tried to shark companion, I didn't like them.
For God question act to you. Yeah, maybe I did maybe I missed something
Yo, what up, John thanks for the raid, dude
What are you playing enjoying the league I'm playing the I'm jungle ruined
right now we're trying to figure out if I like accidentally fuck something up in
in the quest line or something?
Because if you look here, I've done all of the expedition maps.
I've done all of the bosses.
It won't let me do another logbook.
Trying to figure out what the fuck's going on.
So maybe I missed the quest line in the campaign or something.
Like, it won't let me do expeditions.
So like I'm not really sure what's going on and also I can't do Chaos Trio
It literally won't let me like I've been to the door
and
Then I tried to go like into fight the Troutmaster and it's like wrong item and it's like I can't put the things in so
My whole plan was to farm like adorns for currency this league and I actually can't even do that
Know everything in the game is bugged at the moment. Wait is that is it?
Are you is this like for real like people are locked out of expedition?
Yeah, I did the expedition island act for did I did the plunder island thing
No for real so well so like I like actually everyone's walked out of like like no one's making it in the logbook three
You're locked out experience. Oh fuck me dude. I
Invested like kind of heavily and whatever
Traumasters bug. Yeah, the Traumasters like I can't I strip can't do the Traumasters
You did your foe expedition I'm gonna be a mentally ill after okay
So you were able to complete the expedition like my mom my like I just it won't spawn another thing like
It's fond and did you complete the interlude expedition?
Maybe I maybe I miss it. I love that's the next step is I need to go look at the I
I need to go look at the campaign and see if maybe I missed a quest or something I'm not aware of.
This guy's kind of like, he's got a lot of armor or something, but that's my nice tanky.
I probably missed something.
Oh, I need to add my level 20 gym on them. I hit level 90, I can add my next gym.
Is this the divine one?
Let's chaos.
Uh, greater, I think rare jewelers worth more than two right now, isn't it?
Out of sex vision.
Uh, am I going to skip this debatable?
rary come i find a truck that you go
yeah i did before i did the island thing in act four to do that
all go check the campaign and see if i miss maybe i missed
an expedition quest and like someone said it really track to look i'll just go
look and see what i miss there
that could that could be why I'm
can't believe they didn't fix this monkey bug
what do you mean monkey bug?
there's no bug this is as intended gameplay 25% base grits like totally intended
You miss 15 div because of axe 4 quest.
Wait, what do you mean 15-Div?
DevSense intended an outbug?
Yeah, that's actually, I guess.
actually I guess does he talk to Devon that's what I said.
What's going on there?
Stones of sorrow in the interludes.
All right, well I'll go look.
I'll go look.
I mean, I could have just, I could have been as simple as I missed the quest in campaign.
I do think it's a little, I don't know how you guys feel about it, it's a little weird
that like, you missed the quest in campaign and locks you out of the fucking endgame,
just like it doesn't really like tell you that
it the the in the new in game is a weird mix of like way more intuitive in the
beginning and like a good transition from campaign and like way confusing
it's a mix of like both
of the skill bar links man
without boss cricks
This is a bit of a skill bar that you would enjoy, Mr. X Spammer.
because we're a minion player
it's not a minion build bro, it's a companion build
how's my... how low do I have to drop this fucking triple T1?
okay this one's 20 higher evasion
it's not, you know what, fine, fuck it, 5 dead for this one, I didn't sell it cheap
this thing's fucking, the most evasion in trade
like being so, I guess there's one for one more, he has one more evasion on me, my bad
He lower this price also the 12. Oh
My fucking god, how low though after sell this thing fine nine. You know what get out of here nine. I'm fucking starving
Yolo slam
Yolo slam evasion Yolo slam evasion dog shit get out here go on quickly
Gold is useless to me. No spirit garbage
It's a Vasion chess piece. Why would I want to spear it on it?
I'm really concerned there's so much stuff to do.
It's really fun for the first time, but going forward,
future leagues do the game, game,
maybe feel a bit overwhelming to complete the league.
That's not my concern.
I mean like I understand what you're saying that's not like having a lot to do the complete the league is like there we go now that shit was so
Having to do a lot to complete the league is not really an issue for me
Because that's in the in-game when you actually have stuff to do that. I think that's fine
I think the things that I would change is there's a couple like fairly confusing weird things
To like continue quest progression like breach like to use the breach don't you have to find a whole new
buy them like I don't like that at all um this whole like exhibition thing is
either confusing or bugged or maybe I'm an idiot to miss them in campaign or
something there's a few things that I just straight up don't like um exhibition
stone of zero okay maybe I have to go do here maybe this is like something
supposed to do but I don't have a problem with the quantity of it like it's
better than having fucking nothing to do at all okay now it's not this I really
already did all this shit like this is I already did all this shit maybe there
let me just make sure there's no like hidden expedition or something
Do you feel like there are too many raw div drops?
I feel like the base line is weirdly high, Jung.
That's how I feel.
Like I was getting, I still get raw divs, and I'm not really wanting to complain about
raw div drops, but I feel like if the base line is high, I want to see what it's like
when I'm really juice, because I'm doing tier 15s and max amount and stuff, and my tree
is not like complete or whatnot.
Like I was getting raw divs like with basically no points
Probably had two or 15 raw divs
What if he was like they did is took the juice that was in the last thing from the temple dropping a million of them and just like
Equated out and brought the baseline up and
I think there's more sinks
right like I mean you got a div items more maybe they're trying to get away
from dibs being like this holy grail currency dollar bill item and like trying
to give it to more that should be used as crafting currency you know maybe that's
the overall go
Oh, is your rarity?
It's not that high to be honest.
Oh my god, I got a home look at it basically.
19% I mean, you know, basically 0.
Okay, so it's not in this zone.
I didn't miss anything in here.
It's my monkey's sheet DPS.
That was 198 average or something.
Oh, look at him on my butt.
Did you get all of the map fragments from the story versus an island chain?
I did the, yeah, I did that and I went to the plunder thing. I did that. I did the skull thing, the skull Titan, right? I did that.
Did I miss something in Act 1? Lost Catacombs. Yeah, I did the Lost Catacombs. I did that, the Lost Catacombs.
Is there something I missed here?
Or is it just actually bugged?
there are four vaults finding defeat the royal architect and their
lose okay four of them are let's see pools of Katal expedition looks like I
I did that also, right?
OK, so we did this one.
We did that one.
The skull is two.
We did that one.
Oh, a scrim pool.
It looks like I didn't do the scrim pool, maybe.
I
I'm
We did this shit. I remember this shit. We did this
No, we did this
of my mistakes refuse to look away from the pool.
Okay, we did this.
Their skin hangs from their bones.
They do not move.
They do not eat.
They will not speak.
Whatever they see.
I think the pool is bugged.
Couldn't interact with it.
Our past is severed.
I mean, maybe Rico, your copy pasting
like Google AI's response of what it literally used to be.
the exhibition changed entirely. I appreciate the attempt to help, but that's just like
not accurate information. Okay, so like this looks like it's not done, like we did do this.
This one says the plunder's point's not done, but like I did do this.
we are maybe I'm gonna talk to him again or something
maybe I forgot to click something here
my nights and I have traveled great distances in pursuit of artifacts even
here there are colonies of Calgurans settlers yeah we did this I remember
doing all this
there are no survivors I found a promising note in the settlers pockets
they'd overheard the island discussing an ancient artifact I had my nights
It's got us some nearby island men.
They would not speak.
We kept them for the night, helping hunger
would persuade their tongues.
In the morning.
Devo, you have to re-log and hit Control
and click on your character and log in,
and then go back to height on the new map.
We must move on.
Empty handed.
Like I can't.
Okay, maybe I gotta go up here and click these.
Oh, yeah, maybe I gotta do these or something.
Maybe these count.
Okay, you hear drops the game's currently bugged they're aware of it they have a fix
They just have to deploy to fix.
There's like a substantial amount of bugs this league, so if you're experiencing a problem like it's probably a bug.
I'm trying to do the league mechanics. I'll farm a cool monkey in a bit. I've got a shiny
monkey at some point. I have a literal shiny monkey right now, but I'll get the shiny,
shiny monkey in a bit. I just want to get these the quest lines down but I have a sinking
suspicion that the expedition is bugged for me.
of Orof in the expedition. Yeah, I mean, I appreciate it. I have read that hint as well.
I suppose the issue is not, I don't know what I'm supposed to do as much as the thing
I'm supposed to do doesn't seem to be working, is what it feels like to me, but maybe I just
I just haven't found the sign of O'Roth well enough, I gotta do all of these or something I don't know.
I'll just do all the bosses next.
I'll just rest down the bosses next.
Holy fuck, he's wearing 5 Uniques?
Bro, this guy's got the fucking new player special right there, that's like what I did
when I started the game.
worried me unique so I get my hands on
the fuck is that
oh damn this is a juice fucking man what's up with this map bro this maps juice
Oh, don't kill me bro, I need to go to the right.
Don't kill me, don't kill me.
Oh, they ignite, don't kill me.
Holy shit, that was close.
Let me go, uh, turn in these.
Is that a divine?
I just left on the ground right side for that.
Oh, that's a good one.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Just left on the ground right side for that.
You know, for divines being like way more common, I sure am not selling my gig of gear
for even cheap.
I mean, I've put up that crazy fucking chestplate for nine days and nothing hasn't sold yet.
Definitely thought that would've.
I
Go in there
Oh double boss
Miss them storm and flight!
Yeah, this is sad, buddy.
have you come to join my beloved you will join them
Shat's favorite mob is here.
Oh my god, what's happening with this pop-up?
And viruses.
Another map down.
I
These are our supplies go
All right 14 div only another hundred to go
All right, uh, Rico I
First I want to say thank you for being so consistent trying to help me
That being said, would you mind please stopping copy-posting the chatGPT answers?
ChatGPT is not a person and it's incapable of actual critical thinking, which is required for this problem.
The first one is it's literally copy-pasting like just random answers from RMT websites.
So what you're giving right now is the answers to how to find O-Roth in the league that doesn't even exist anymore.
So, like all of the answers you're doing are only really achieving the goal of, like,
in the chat.
it's crowbell giving random whispered wisps now it's the same as me
No war, not using the leaving cank. I mean I'm not going to remove my armor
innovation to have like 60 war or something. And the other ones are our
temporary pieces of gear. Like I actually have to remove my armor innovation to
gain more, except the helmet and I don't want to touch the helmets. I'm probably
going to resell it.
Wow, calm down, monkey. We didn't even get the good space.
You're a build guy for this yet? I mean, you have a planter you can use if you want.
Okay, so, we have, yes, we have done all of the expedition points.
We have done all of the bosses in this area. We have done
like
The only other thing we can do is do all of the maps
Let's go the moment is in for the fight in front of it
I I do not is there is this like just actually bug
Like if I'm surprised it's not like I'm reddit or something
I
Alright.
I'll get a rogue exile actually in the abyss this time.
Her further bribe nice
Twice the whips double the double the disappointment
I said, didn't I?
Uh, RIP that guy.
Oh, exceptional wormonger we have on.
It actually might be worth something.
I think that's a good base, isn't it?
I don't know what people are using anymore on bows, but I think that used to be a good
base.
I
Did
You got the farm pinnacles yet?
Oh yeah, there's keys to the drop, but the breach one I guess is the one that's independent.
You need a skill tree texture, but here you go, you're ready?
Drive-by. There you go. Probably gonna drop these.
Oh, I kind of need the res, I guess.
I guess maybe it's because of the deflection rate, you know, I'm just gonna do 70 fuck
it.
I'm going cheap.
Warmonger bow.
div wait a div is the cheapest for a white one oh shit they're actually like
kind of actually kind of expensive
who did it I mean I could try slamming in myself and trying to get a good stat
I'll just, I'll just set it away.
If you must.
Fine, fine.
Oh, maps have additional summoning circle where the rare monster is a crazy tabloid.
This is worth a fuckload.
This is worth 5,000 Divines minimum.
Let's see here.
Yeah, there isn't even one on the...
There's even one on the market.
Is there like certain maps I'm supposed to be doing or something?
Maybe the way where the allio is the one's kind of in the middle.
It's the only one that has that title
So you're built up to date so it's not like a full unwritten guide or anything just to walk you through what this actually is
This is snapshots. This is me leveling. This is me early maps. This is when I was level 80
This is when I swapped the hammer the first time this one I swapped the hammer with the morohe
So it's literal like moments in time when I was playing my thing and people asked me to update it
so you can follow what I have but please if you are going to follow my build
the build planner at least since I have a full guide up keep that in mind and
realize you don't have to one-for-one get the same items I'm doing like you
don't need that unique belt you don't need that unique spear
you can just follow the passage tree if you want and look at the support
gems and stuff but it's not one-for-one required it's just there to give you an
an idea of what I did.
Maybe I have to like actually do the expeditions here or something.
Why Raven's Flock staff so cheap?
is his dog shit. Let companion equip item bad or no, yeah that'd be pretty bad. I mean
imagine if I could put full gear on my monkey right now instead of just giving him percentage
of my weapons damage. They have something like that called like anime golem or something
later on. I got what was called in the uh, Impioi 1. They got a balance around that.
If I could just like put gear on my already strongest monkey, it'd be a problem.
Crockhouse man. Yeah, you can do the Crockhouse man. Yeah, look at this one. This one looks like a juicer
Three greater three greater exalts. I think greater exalts are worth more than greater chaos, aren't they?
Greater regos would actually be kind of nice and no greater exalts
Kibby, what are we doing, buddy?
That's basically a Harbinger with extra steps.
All right, there we go.
The jacket's sewed, finally.
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I'm guessing at least some people have to be, you like...
I'm not really sure what the fuck is going on.
good bye
Cat I can't see the screen buddy. I can't see my whole right side of the screen. Let's put you in the chair
okay boys we have to figure this out we got to figure out what the fuck is going
on here like
explore the islands in search of Uthred
But like, there is no Uthra, there was an iron set it out in the next encounter.
Complete all the islands, I really don't think that's like what you're supposed to do.
i've done all of the expeditions
like it should show up as like one of the difficult encounters
I recall the boss is being visible. I think you have a bug for sure.
Oh, wait, what?
Yo, it's a head crusher versus head cremator.
That one's hunted by the cunning fox.
Oh, no.
Don't slam me.
Come on now! Let's end this!
Another one down! Good work!
Yeah, so I, unfortunately I do think my expedition...
is bugged. I don't think I can continue. I don't know what to do about it. I'll do
it every map just in case but like after that I think we can confidently say it's bugged.
Jonathan, I'll shoot him a message once, you know, it's not like 4 a.m. over there
join someone that's on us a part of also completed it that's not a dumb idea
actually I like that idea
maybe yeah maybe
Alright, so if anybody is about to do Uthred Boss in Expedition, please let me know so
I can like leech off you and see if it will let me fix my questline bug.
That's a pretty good call.
We'll try that.
So if anyone ends up going to fight Uthred, please let me know.
see if we can fix the bug. I'm going to do every single map just to make sure, but like
I think mine's actually hard, I think I'm hardlocked, like, post-op bug, of course only.
Oh, no, don't kill me.
Yeah, I already did all the campaign shit, yeah.
The only other thing I can think is the Act 3 one maybe was bugged and...
Yeah, I did all my sentences.
But I can't do KS Trau, KS Trau is bugged.
Actually, it seems like there's quite a bit of like bugs that just stop you from doing content, period, in the game right now.
Like I literally can't do chaos trial boss like it just it won't let me open the door at all period
Yeah, the act 3 ruined acknowledge doesn't like check off as having been completed for me either
Oh, she got away with like one health.
I'm sure it's not timegated, it's not timegated.
The thing I'm supposed to do is you're supposed to chase down the red boss encounter, but
for me the red boss encounter that spawned was the Citadel, not Uthred.
So I couldn't complete it because it spawned as a Citadel, now it's Uthered.
I think what happened was, do I have an Atlas that like turns one into, uh, yeah here's
what happened boys, chance to upgrade map bosses to a powerful map boss.
I think what happened was I had this active.
I think because I did the map close,
it turned Uthrit into a powerful map boss.
In fact, if I look here, I think that's what happened.
If I go back and we back up this stream,
I bet we can literally see it happen.
We'll have to find exactly when that is.
We need to find a section,
which I'm looking at the map here.
Okay, that's before I did the Citadel then.
Okay, there's the Citadel at 5228.
I'm pretty sure it was in the Citadel before.
Okay, cliff side, so we've been after this.
We did this thing.
We talked to them.
It should be like right here.
Can we go here?
See, look, that's where the save at was.
Yeah, that's what happened, right?
Yeah, see, look, that's not a citadel.
Yeah, that's not a citadel. And now look.
Like, it actually locked me out.
Okay, I need to do a warning for that.
for that. Yeah, that's really what happened. Yeah, because that's the basin. Yeah, that's
actually exactly what happened. So, if you run, that's, I'm actually completely locked
out of the game.
Okay, here, let's screenshot this.
So, this character is permanent,
not only is this character bricked, the entire soft core trade league is bricked for me until this
manually gets fixed. They're gonna have to manually fix my account.
Can't you use someone else's account yet, maybe?
The only other way to solve this is I have to get into a party of somebody.
So I need to remove Hilda because Hilda can literally just ruin your, don't run Hilda.
So the only thing I can do, you can do your minors in four maps.
Can you message me in game please?
My name is Throatseeker, you message me in game and I will add you and I will join your
party once you get to the boss because my atlas is bricked.
So what exactly happened?
Okay, so let me explain what happened.
So I am running, or I was running, Hoda's 25% chance to map upgrade to a powerful map
boss. And what happened was I ran this map and it turned my boss, this would have been
Uthrid to continue the expedition, it turned it into an iron citadel, which means that
I have to complete this to continue the expedition quest line, but it deleted the quest boss.
So, because of that, I actually, I'd bricked my entire soft core trade league for expedition.
So I literally cannot do like expedition until either I try to join a party and see if that
fixes it, or until they manually fix my account. There's no way to respawn this guy, so. So
I have to wait and somebody says that they will let me join, so I need the Uthrid Quest
boss, like somebody has to let me join your Uthrid quest boss. Which means once
somebody's about to fight Uthrid, please tell me and I will join your party and I
will see if that will fix it. Until then, I have to just like progress elsewhere on
the Atlas. This will go this way and we're not gonna run the Hilda's because
Because it bugs quests apparently, so I'm just not going to do it.
Now I know. At least I know it is in fact bugged.
our
So boss please
that's weird that it did it without the master this makes sense to me
Alright, how much currency am I up to? 22 div.
Let's check something here.
How much are a nose?
Pretty cheap right now.
Let me try something.
Two div for a three-intervasion base, really.
Seems...
Okay, well how about slip-strike
vestment with a minimum of 22% quality?
There's no exception.
Slip-strikes.
you have out with
three sockets
to divine
building for two two once by
to divine with three sockets
are let's try a little bit of investment here
i want to try something
three sockets to divine
so we're gonna do a little bit of
crafting potential here
hello my baby hello my honey
alright transmute
perfect transmute
8 Exiles, so we're in this for 2 Divine, 196 Life, Unlucky, um, we're gonna enull that,
we're gonna go again, oh you can't wait, hold on, once this is enulled you can't transmit
it again, good to know, okay that's fine, we'll augment, reduce attribute requirement,
I'm lucky.
Noel again, YOLO.
There we go, Tier 1 evasion rating.
OK, Tier 1 evasion, pretty good.
Now we could try to remove the reduced attribute
requirement, or we could just try to make a decent
with the resistance here.
I want to remove this.
Okay, what I'm going to do is I'm going to do cold res.
Okay. And then we're going to do a, we could do a greater XR, we could do a perfect XR.
How much are perfects?
92, that's expensive.
It might be worth it though.
Perfect plus a ritual.
Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do a perfect.
Remember going to need a suffix only. No, we need the double.
greater exaltation. Okay, so this is a very heavy investment, piece of gear right now.
And he hit tier three flat evasion. Ah, tier three flat from a perfect is a huge bummer.
Okay, but now we're going to hit it with the perverted rib, as far as the perfect hit
tier three.
At least it's still flativation though.
How much is an echo?
70 I don't think it's I don't think it's worth an echo at this point is it well
I mean we need we kind of either we're all in invested aren't we
I'll give you one div for one echo.
Okay, we're kind of all in on this, all right, and then we're going to reveal...
There we go, hybrid of a 49 and 28, I think that's tier 1.
Let's see here.
Let's go, body armor decks, body armors.
Tier 171, 49th tier 3.
There's only tier three, really?
Oh well, we're going to take it anyway.
It's good enough not to chance it.
So we're in this for like five give or so.
Double tier 3 is a bummer, but we're in this for more than we should be for what it is
Unfortunately
Yeah, it's 2,700 which is just not great
It's your lucky day have an order
We're just gonna put that up for five days a good price for that I have no idea
We need this to be...
We could try one more time.
Yeah, I'm low with 77, it's too low.
Let's see if we can just break even on that, I guess.
Okay, did anyone get to the... I gotta keep checking.
But did anyone get to the Uthrid Expedition Boss yet?
Cause I'm still bugged. If anyone gets to the Uthrid Expedition Boss, please let me know.
I'm desperate to play the Uthrid Expedition Boss.
So I can try to unbrick my Atlas. I am bugged currently.
Yeah, just be him. Great. Wonderful. Maybe if anyone else is about to fight him, please
let me know. So that way I can join the party and unbug my character. Next map should be
3rd to 1 invite yes please please do invite me the character's name is throat
seeker what's your name sandwich it says we can't check
monsters kink
monsters kink
Perfect.
Miss of Salami!
We finished this map, I'll be right there, bud.
If you were in SSF, this would break your entire, like, fucking Atlas.
If this doesn't fix it, then my Atlas is still bricked anyway, I guess.
Yeah, oh, another monkey master, let's go, dude.
Secluded temple, here we go.
for love of fuck work.
That's why we detonate the explosives. Only the player can interact with explosives.
Please work for the quest line for me as well.
Please work.
That's way for him.
This guy says nice one, Rog.
Rog says nice one, Rog, to himself.
Double the monkeys, twice the hammer.
Sometimes monkey hits the hardest.
Please tell me this worked.
tell me this worked. Is that my Atlas or his?
Okay this is your loot obviously. Yo congratulations bro you got the fucking
barb spear that's like gigaloot
i just saw that
cool or something that was way
it's me
then we'll have to talk
we'll be like oh
need to make sure everyone's okay
then i can pick up or else logbook there we go
i think i i got the logbook so i gotta see if it works monster i think it works
i think it worked thank you very much sir everyone say
big w
big w thank you big w monsters kink i think you solved
fix the bug for me
this works i'll treat the work around
okay we got to go back here
big w monster skink
don't forget to report forms bug
don't worry do they have already i'd be in that shit to the devs already
I can't do it. Oops, I didn't mean to go back in.
Okay, now let's see.
Okay, now I can use the logbook, alright.
This can be fixed, but not in SSF.
You must join the party of someone else about to complete this quest, get the kill with
them, then take the logbook that drops.
There is no other way to solve this other than party play that I know about.
Okay.
Solved.
Now where's the crater thing?
It shows the crater dropping right over here.
So we need to go like one this way, one that way, right?
So now we're going to do over off. So do not use Hilda's chance to upgrade powerful map boss. Do not use this shit.
This shit is broken.
Holy, moving the map device is laggy!
the
I can't get it.
This guy always reminds me of though, remember though of like Muppet Christmas Carol?
Evan needs your screws like visits the ghost of Christmas present and he's like
Oh come on let me know you better man like that he like sounds like that guy
doesn't seem the same dude
Beard in its control shift and alt and you have to be in your hideout
See the boss on tier 15
if I place anything
the fuck out of the game
Yeah, restart the game after the boss, probably a memory leak or something.
I don't know, I'll be alright.
Go!
The darkness...
...that I cannot heal.
Bro, you got fucking sway.
Oh no, I got shill on!
No, I killed him!
Oh thank god, the loot spawns still. It's like, no!
I got unlucky with the drops though.
He appears.
I'll...
You...
I'm sorry.
Take what you can, they taste.
Let me re-log real quick.
Need the mage blood?
Yeah, let me get a quick two in your divine real fast
All right re-logging back in we go
You've got some goods in.
trying to load the screen. Any moment we'll load in.
I got the shadow piece, okay.
Then you go here, so then you go this way.
Oh, shit, like right there, that's nice and convenient.
Now ventured, now gained.
It's only 120, it's no big deal.
I'm going to run all the way over here, this one good now, run all the way over here, is
this one good oh I get skyfall from it um level 20 skyfall maybe that's worth
something maybe oh there's three more at the end here
oh oh two more of them no oh okay wait this one's achieved this one's actually
juicer alright this one's a juicer
Um, kind of care about these, but sure, and this one goes here.
Alright, let's go.
I wish I could start the dead nation without having to like the other attack here, but...
Only two linole, not great to be honest, two linole is like 15 exiles, pretty good for
me right now.
Damn kind of bro.
I gotta turn this Shatter thing in.
Rune your catacombs, what's in here?
Wow.
There we go, so here in the catacombs.
Go in the stubs, and join the pet.
I guess, that's it for this area.
area.
I miss mob? I did miss mob. There's a bunch of mobs. Okay, there we go.
Little Twinkie Skyfall Gym, I bet that's probably not working.
There's a cool looking gym, but...
OH!!!
Got to deal with your next billy, um, not really, not yet.
figure it out. This is the one I was really excited by. I might play Gimli maybe.
I feel like everyone's playing Monk, so I'll probably skip out on the Monk.
For a bit anyway, I'm just gonna be Monk-Second. Also, I'm gonna try the new Shield Wall Shield.
I
Almost fucking dead
Hurry up and kill all these guys there we go
Okay, I mean my nose
To an old pretty good. All right, give me out of here. It's a long map Jesus
You got me Blast Chrono Man, everything you said you want to play in the Hardcore?
Yeah, I want to play in the Hardcore.
I'm just going to see how tanky I can get.
Ravine, does Ravine have the monkey?
No, Ravine's not the monkey.
Ravine's, I forget which map actually Ravine is.
Which boss it is rather.
Yes, this is all we have.
As expected, indeed.
I'm not sure if that's what I'm talking about, but I'm just going to go back to the game.
time rupture on a rupture that's not a
Which there is a way to see how much high blood I have like fairly easily.
And that's finally Grats, bud.
Huge.
Why does this fail now Buns?
This is Monkeys the man's best friend though.
No time to tarry.
Rathen's flaring. It's getting stronger.
Nicely done.
Alright, let's see if I can get a lucky, like, a Strop maybe.
I still haven't had a Cool-O-Mac yet.
I like a Cool-O-Mac, really.
I guess maybe that's part of the questline now, eh?
Die, Dorothy, and die.
Oh wait, I just get a Palm Scepter.
Yo!
I got the Shrine Scepter.
No way!
How much is it worth on 19?
It's 20 damn corrupted. Wait, this thing's 20 divine?
Wait, what what what the fuck is this 20 divine? Is it because the
Who the fuck is using this thing?
They're running in with Twister. Did I get lucky and that's the other ones?
Or dog shit or something? Yeah, those are nine. Yo, I got the good one.
Oh, because it's code. Okay. Well, what's it what's it cost unidentified? I mean, I
guess I Dean is fine. What's the row on three Intel max roll? Good roll of the code 25 C
dammit, that's great!
that's 20 divine boys
that's a huge phone
well, up for 25
oh man, I'm cool, I'm gonna be greedy, but I'm cool at playing 20
These are our supplies a useful trade
indeed
I just dropped a regular map. Yeah, big chill map. It needs for the five Gorill
Sometimes lucky I guess boys sometimes lucky
I'm sure it makes that worth 20 dev.
I guess people use it in twisters which makes sense because people do cold damage with twisters
with ice tipped arrows.
So it's a damage modifier for twisters.
Yep, so for 20 dev instantly.
Alright maybe we'll farm mageblood today then.
That was nice luck.
I don't mind if I do.
I don't recognize that mob.
Why is it dev, divine orb?
sort of what people use to trade currency.
I'm kind of doing boss rush if you guys know. It's like I'm not really like doing all the lead mechanics. I'm doing boss rush.
Bosses are always my favorite thing to do in this game, though.
I have a buyer.
Go on, choose what you need.
Of course.
Tier 1 armor evasion, Tier 1 deflection.
34 fire reds. Wait hold on a sec, she's kinda good.
Man this dog shit.
It's got a brick tart.
I'll do what I can to sell it for you 20 divs how the fuck has my gig at chess plate not
not so... got more than that in it.
Triple map boss tablet on the sprawling jungle map boss zero revives
Because 99% of us are still poor why need you to make 5,000 dips you can buy my overpriced garbage
She's got herself in deep.
All I can see in my head with this song is that stupid cat in my head, where it's like
covering its nose.
It's all I can see with this stupid...
Alright, in that bed.
Thank you.
dropping you like actually how do I get here
How do I get to here?
Go on.
Go on.
Like a current does require currency?
Grand Expansion.
Just go to the island.
Should I just kill Baugh?
Wait.
Oh god, complex ancient of five.
Wait, so do I go here or something?
What do I do with this item?
Only two thousand more subs to get the hot tub stream. I mean we kind of already did the 40 there
And I have them regardless I guess
Oh, here you go. Oh, there we go. Should I give him this thing?
Okay there
Wait, so now do I go fight the actual boss?
It's reskellion. Ha three fours. We think you're the only one
Okay, so I have the item now what?
Now I just go there I guess
Oh, now it's telling me to return again, okay, do I go back?
Go to the ship, huh?
Ah, to the crater!
Okay, here we go gigaboss
So you're gonna drop like insane old style loot
We're then give me
I
Here we go boys, I want to hear the I want to hear like the what the boys picked up for the music for this
We fixed it yeah, I was able to fix it just got joined in another person's party
This looks like it's going to be some Elden Ring bosses with this area, looks like, bro.
Great healing. Please tank your ship, bro. It's 12 million health.
I'll know that okay
But he is really thinking
Oh
Oh, and then you like hits with the oh shit. Okay. Oh
Shit, okay. Oh my god. Don't kill me don't kill me. No. No. No. No look at that. Don't kill me
What do you think they know, why the fuck are you gonna kill me after I already killed
the boss?
No, there's items there.
Give me my items.
Give me the item, I know, give me the item, what the fuck are we talking about?
No don't lag and kick me out of the game bro, like.
Oh no, the zone is bugged on another fucking quest boss, are we kidding me?
Oh my fucking god
Brothers no shot this shit fucking like
Like like bugged on the actual boss like and it's the it's the quadrilla bug the meetings like I lose the zone
You gotta be fucking kidding me, dude
Like
Like
You're not even gonna pick up the thing
Actually, I'm fucking blue. I I'm just taking like GGG's bugged dick today like
I didn't even get to pick up the item.
Nothing dropped.
No, the whole point of it is you're supposed to get the exceptional thing.
you cannot rejoin after Lee I literally law I actually lost the the drop like I
I've lost the actual point of like being there.
There's no fucking way.
Like...
That's unbelievable dude.
Okay, what was the actual drop though?
I
Was it
Buridako Starlet ore that's the item I need right you know whether to continue the thing
What is this worth?
It's worth a divine.
Great.
What does it actually do?
It affords a new unique item.
Alright, I'm going to buy one for one divine just so I can see what the item would have
Oh, that's how you get your unique.
Eye of the Runefather.
Offhand inflicts a Runefeder challenge.
Rages the power.
Oh.
Interesting.
So it increases the power of the other guy.
What is it worth?
two eggs out is literally worthless
okay does the boss drop like anything else
like uh... let's see here
expedition
i want to fight him again
i need what the
briefords thing right
it's twenty div for one of those so if i want to fight him he's twenty div to fight
You didn't buy the same item that dropped did I not?
tested the wrong thing it's not for anymore what was it
what's very decto
is this one okay you're right are fine another day
two days
but another day in there
and what this give
ice crystals have increased life
This is the midnight zenith one that increases the this is the one they show
And this is worth this is worth the divine
So I got my money back on this one
Interesting. Okay, one more of them. I want to see what else they can show up with.
Oh, I got another one.
That has a better row.
Okay.
Another one for one divine. Maybe it only does that, I don't know.
Okay, I want to kill him again, though, it's 20 div to fight the guy apparently.
It seems insane to me.
Okay, so we've completed the expedition.
5 out of 5.
Uh...
Oh, you know what?
Have I not used my Passive Tree points for this?
Oh, this is...
Wait, Exhibition doesn't have a Passive Tree anymore.
They just straight up actually just don't have one.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so that leaves us with let's do the mirror next thing
I was wait was Riverside and what the fuck was the other one wrap rupture right
Okay, so people do buy that for one day what's rupture right
This is the other map.
This one there, hi kitty.
One over there.
How about Riverside?
Do you have a Riverside anywhere close?
the fuck is Riverside
I just saw it
right there
okay so we have a chance to get a big monkey here
should we go for the big monkey?
we should probably continue the questline
Well big monkey hunt hunt later
You die you can reset the roll on your big monkey, but can you just respawn it over and over again really?
I thought I was gonna have to like one map each
Well, that's pretty easy then.
How many times do you have deaths?
Don't you need three tablets so you kind of can't die at all?
Two tablets through my mad you can at least get two mods, I mean true I guess.
All right, I'm up to 41 Divs.
Okay, did I not complete Seepage?
Oh, I have to activate the Delirium Mirror.
Where is the Delirium Mirror?
Oh, it's back in the front, isn't it?
speak to elder Maddox
something awful happened there
can feel it in the air
can feel it in the air
come now Wintrow I implore you
I
Raven is free seek the Raven trickster
The cancer of madness, okay, so that's how I get the that's how I get the instills
And so what's the quest I do for the layering here
So you just do this area, they get the mirror I guess, just like keep doing these areas
around it.
All routes through this was more dangerous than anything on Raeclast.
He used all his sword.
Oh god.
Oh shit my monkey died.
Okay, where do I want to go here?
I want to...
I probably want to actually...
I prefer that piece
Okay, the other ones down here.
the
Soon you will serve our master.
I
Finish him you hit the actual boss there boy
We are expecting fine for them.
Artificial orb.
And let's go get the essence.
Okay,
many of those.
Yeah,
Julie, I don't want to be forgotten.
I have a gym on me.
Wait, hold on, extra fisco or I'm moving earth.
Do I have a gym on me?
In a second.
Go on.
Okay, extra physical aura of this guy is interesting.
Oh, they're gonna kill me.
I got them.
folks fine they're starting to clear
I don't understand these runes, like I click on these secret runes, but they don't.
Like the ones on the ground, the inscription runes, they don't seem to do anything.
use right now seems like a good deal
yeah I can't see my screen buddy
Okay.
All right, none of these have unique monster mod, but these ones do.
Am I missing something about what I'm supposed to do here?
Let me go back and talk to this guy again.
There we go.
Oh, there we go.
Oh.
Annoint the Amulet.
You know those what do I want to anoint boys I guess minion break armor
Envy paranoia guilt final take that one
Envy paranoia guilt
Hope I don't the um I said keep you now
Investigate the grand mirror his curse grows heavier. Okay, there we go. So we go to the grand mirror you read
Where do I go to kill the Bulldog?
Haven't killed him yet myself!
Working on that one as well, bud.
They did new voice lines.
They're creepy as shit.
Check my Varicine for eggs.
I don't like that.
Oh shit, we all want some extra crits.
Ma, I need that too.
No, no, no, no, I need to go back and get another gym.
If I just fucking die.
I don't kill him right, see?
extra crits at a monkey I can get them
Okay, so now we have the extra crit, Chris, dude.
Okay.
That's good.
Now if that was the monkey with extra crits, then we would be talking.
that's one way to do it
Alright, what an A-O.
Great, they're on YouTube at its run point.
I'll have to tell Jim your compliments.
That was a one take video, but then I watched it later. I was like, oh, yeah, that it's in it. It's pretty good
Yeah, it's really fast too
I've been etching for a good hunt.
Oh.
Minion player now?
It's not minions, it's companions.
And it's the most ethical possible because it's Big Slam, companion.
Ah!
Ah!
What quest do I recommend for the beginning of the endgame?
Probably not Breach. Probably Expedition. Expedition wasn't too bad.
Need to do some rewards from it.
Defer that and offer tribute to the king.
There's the last mirror.
to be over here somewhere, isn't it?
Here we go, double whiz.
Let's get out of here.
If I ignore, hail this question early, it's fine with the expedition.
Yeah, as long as you don't do the hail this 25%.
I mean, you can literally do the hail this question, just don't do the 25%.
Okay.
Getting closer to the grand mirror.
I'm falling over and I can't get up.
We made it high. Ready? Let's do this.
Soon you will serve our master.
From there to Neville, I shall watch.
And I shall watch.
The voice line's a little weird with this guy.
Spin the wind, boom.
Spin the wind's his best move.
You seem to enjoy that.
I don't mind if I do, alright?
I haven't got the like the boss from the thing that wow oh my god to do the touch
of cold dick hold on a moment huge
I
Monkey kill this guy real quick
I realize I didn't take the resistance is yet. I gotta make like some real gear, bro
I still got kind of dog shit gear on
Just run around with whatever right now
I'm surprised I actually live as much as I do with this dog shaking around.
Also, some rarity would go a long way.
Okay, uh, let's juice this.
It treats early res, deals extra damage, just fire, and I have basically no fucking resistances on. This should be fine.
It makes a point, there's a lot of bone yards.
You must be out of your mind.
We should probably like get some real gear here.
Problems I want to save for like Mead's Blood or Headhunter or something really fun, but
like meanwhile the gear I'm wearing is that kind of dog shit.
I guess we could try the craft for the good chess piece.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, we're probably gonna actually need to put some resistance on our gear, that's the funny part.
Oh, we need to make more rings, dude.
Like the Giga rings.
Oh, and a good bow.
We need to make everything, actually.
that
can kill me
my fucking god bro
can I run, can I run it again or is it a Frick?
to investigate the mirror and not identify their hull. Is it brick now?
Our core is still right. I'm lucky. I had to run straight to the boss.
Yeah, I'm losing too much XP from dying.
At this high level, I'm gonna have to actually get some defenses on, unfortunately.
ok
in his name
in his name
in his name
I
Okay, so I killed this guy I can go in the mean
Wait, is there two of them? Wait, there's- Wait, why are there- Oh, it cloned them.
Elder Madcox!
Into the mirror we go!
Yeah, I'm actually, wait, is it...
Did it just bug because I got hit while I was looking at it?
Can I kill this stupid guy?
Okay, well, I'm supposed to go here.
use the grand mirror to access
I see so I have
unlocked I've unlocked the other areas got it and I can go plus one
can't take this yet can I
I've done all the expedition shit.
I've done the breach stuff.
I've killed the Arbiter of Divinity and the Arbiter of Ash.
So I'm supposed to go here, the Simulacrum of Delusion.
one right one two three four five bosses
five maps go oh it's idea thing
I have an order. What are these
worth? Nothing? What are these
worth? Nothing. What's new? It goes into
one exalt. I'm sure someone will want that.
Okay. Too many tablets.
Okay, let's do Delirium.
Do Delirium tablets if we can.
See here, Delirium tablets.
What do we want here? More likely to spawn unique bosses.
Yeah, I want that one for sure.
Quantia Wastones, Paxize, Rarity, Additional Summoning Circle.
Stacksize of Splinters found.
10 seconds for dissipating.
Spawns increased Fractured Mirrors.
Splinters.
All right splinters I suppose.
All right splinters.
more likely spawn unique bosses, and then we'll go...
Splinter stack size, Splinter stack size.
Okay.
It has AI for the minions, I mean, so far it's not, right?
I haven't really been like struggling with that.
Seems to be doing its job.
Oh, another need boss.
Yeah, I definitely want unique boss to spawn because I want the, I want the emotions.
I was just doing only see 10%
maybe that's like my overall delirium level for this whole zone
It's a long map.
I missed the boss up here, I think.
We can play our music again.
I think Donkey Kong music makes the most sense considering the playing monkey.
effect in areas with a Grand Mirror.
So now it's an additional boss. It's a Map Area or Guaranteed Grand Mirror. I like
the gram here.
to the simulacrum to the trial of simulass
Just got three different reward from the room I can't everyone keeps saying they get in that shadow
They haven't got that one the game hates me
Never gives me anything good. Why can't I just get like a random 20-div item drop or something?
He's still bricked.
We found a work around.
some mire way of those this you're not using skills I'm using skills skills are
for nubes
And one rejected by the spirit, yet you call for her like a lost babe.
The spirit will sing when I slay him!
Adorable! You and I both know the only time you hear the spirit is when you're dead.
Did I just walk into hell or something?
Oh, now you show some spirit.
I seem to have a habit of making zero button nodes, don't I?
the
What the fuck is this dude?
What is what is happening right now?
of
Well, there we go
Okay, all that to click the button and then it was I mean
Did I just did that do something
Hold on, wait did I drop an item and I missed it?
The amulet is filtered out, wait no shot, there's an item that's filtered out?
I
I
You're right
Hack 12% attack imagery, different nones and spell.
30% armor applies to LE, presence, area, and glory generation.
Okay.
More coming out with the water!
I'm going to use it for a million damage.
good seven million house
There's, alright, here we go.
job done
still doing Sunday showcase today? I was thinking about it, I was thinking we might do it next week because
not many people are in maps yet
what's gonna do it today?
And the way that chat is, is a lot of people are still in campaigner.
I think PC giveaways today?
Vinc, PC giveaways today?
Probably not.
I got a lot of challenges still ago.
I got these ones all done, but I need Ardzin, I need Cartographer and Vinc for sure.
It's gonna take a bit.
So there are plans for other boats?
Yeah of course.
It's gonna be a very long league for me.
We got a lot of content to do, a lot of boats to make.
sticking to the plan, I mean in the beginning, it's pretty much always been the same, play
the companion build, max it out, see how good we can get it, clear all the content with
it, make a new build.
do not believe his lies
They update the bill player and all up to you in a bit I want to make enough changes that it's actually worth updating
Update of the bed earlier today
Kill boss.
Wait.
plus one prefix a lot of stuff so that's good
it's good
is that a good price for that?
sell that jewel for one div we just start selling the jewel for one div
for the Doriani.
350 armor weigh on.
Cure 1 armor and evasion, cure 1 armor evasion, deflect rating with
400 with 358 evasion.
I'm rarry. It's kinda nice.
Game game is crashed with me try and price check that you did
So fun bill put the play through the campaign or was it rough
It's actually much fun campaign play through that
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How do you like that, Ed?
That's pretty good.
Pretty good, right?
I
Yeah
And AI add no my editor made it
Are you calling Jim AI?
It's fucked up Jim's the human and his name is Anakin
This one's actually a person and his name is Anakin.
Oh, don't kill me, you bastard, my health.
I needed that.
Is there an A.I.? He is.
He's a fake human.
Game?
Can this load please?
There we go.
There we go.
Oh
Here we go
Last time it was bomb left I'm gonna try this way again
About four win six
Oh
What did I get?
I got Magna 2 Oblivion against Pind Enemies, Frenzy Charge, Max Frenzy Charge, and we get another Frenzy Charge.
Pind and Frenzy Charge, I wonder if that one's really in.
get a monkey get a monkey get them fuck them up
Just bring the hammer down monkey bring it down
You want me to bring the hammer down
Hell yeah monkey hell yeah brother, I'm gonna go empty my bladder
Oh
Do no
Good news
The old thing for the five tier ones.
What is this clip?
Jim's up my ass.
Give me a second here.
Why the fuck do you have that clipped?
Like why would you ever clip that?
How's that like why?
It doesn't make any sense.
I need to be more delirious first.
the streets of your own night and day.
Not me!
Disappear!
Disappear!
Ooh, another Reliquir key.
I wonder if you can get a foil mage butt.
out
Low Samir
Think it dropped me off in a good spot
We're not, wait where the fuck is the thing?
Where I slay out different this time?
One second and the girlfriend thinks she left the stove on.
The whole house was on fire.
I saved it though.
reduce area damn it's gonna be pretty hard to get a double a double good drop
only hit a good one it's gonna worth some money I guess
time for my relaxing music of the evening and the chill relaxing music
The big chill music.
Plus three.
We're gonna go here, here, and here, hundred percent delirious.
Bro, I'm delirious as fuck.
by your aides gigaboss in insane massive gig a huge gigantic boss time go choose
what you need gold is useless indeed what's this thing do an upgrade by the way
just gets runic and comes less dog shit I guess go on
Have an order okay, these are all just going to be put up for one one div. You what I can to sell it for you
Okay, right we're gonna juice the boss all the way
Okay.
Foley juiced up simulacrum of delusion.
Okay boys, here we go.
juiced up boss. Look at all the mods it has. It's only seven waves. Seven waves of simulacrums
actually terrifying considering I modded it up a fuckload. Look how fast my monkey is.
Wait, why the fuck is he so fast?
Might be roughed your defense is shit. Yeah, it really is actually. I didn't really invest in gear much
And I have no revives actually too.
They sound like Ramsay Bolton dude.
I'm a little worried the filter is like, I mean it was hiding the amulets.
You promised him a home, he was strung up by Cortis the Moe, he started building one.
Who's he even talking about?
I think they nerfed the hell out of Simulacrum, this is way easier than it was last time.
Oh, it's Una.
Sorry, it's talking about all the people from Act 1.
had the expedition boss transformed there and sailed without all the allocated
oh well without it allocated oh no this could be bad I mean it shouldn't do it
without allocated that's kind of unlucky to did
if you're in SSF that's GG
He couldn't even protect himself.
Put on the phobia.
shit monkey's dead when monkey dies it's pretty scary
no way for him to come back up
concentrated liquid fear it's gotta be some worse something that yeah it's
critical bonus it's gotta be worse some
I got two more, that's five, he needs a fool to put his trust in you.
Yeah, they definitely do a billing damage monkey keeps dying
Okay, seven out of seven
I don't know who the last guy was, oh that was the hunter guy.
Okay, double boss, I'm monkey, monkey, it's time to kill them, monkey you gotta kill everyone,
I got you, monkey.
That's pretty cool looking.
try. That's a bad armor. Why didn't I get this? Worm quarter staff. Okay, is that uh,
So as that is, I complete it and make sure I'm not missing anything.
Okay, nothing dropped.
Alright, just checking.
Plus four of all Elemental Scales.
Plus 8% to Crit.
Figure Scales refund half of the energy spent.
Wait, really?
10 Exalt, huh?
What if that is plus 4, though?
Mine is plus 4 with 8% Crit.
Plus 4 with 8% Crit, it's probably worth something.
Looks like 2div, maybe 3div.
8.66 grit?
Yeah, probably an easy two.
do what I can to sell it for you go on quickly I will make use of this of course
yes have an order
is that a good price for that I have no idea
all right put these away
I think you're right.
Okay.
Check the fear you got.
We got concentrated liquid fear, not ancient concentrated liquid fear.
Okay.
liquiferia, not ancient concentrated liquiferia.
It's a div, basically, div and a half.
Because it's a critical damage bonus.
Let's see if this one sells for the contempt.
46 for this.
I'll post it right away.
I'm gonna dip for it instantly.
I can get one dip for this, or I can get 67 exalts.
I'm honest with that, so it looks like DeLarium's actually good money.
How much are these?
These are only five each.
It's good money as no one wants to do it, yeah it makes sense.
It's actually kind of good for the monkey boat too because I just run from here to
wait says forever in our hearts dm 22325 wait so whoever put this ring in here put a message
to me in here. Unless this is like somebody who died under the name DM with the date on
it. Did somebody die to have these
initials? Well, you see the message?
223.25, it's probably a message to somebody who died, I think, it's either that or it's
a coincidence. Like what? Forever in our hearts DM 223 25. Or that's a bit of a coincidence.
Hang Mazu breaks the fourth wall. It doesn't make sense because my character's name not
damn hard core death maybe since there's a data has to be someone who passed away
I think so I mean that's why I think it is just a coincidence
I don't know what it is.
Dan Marino, did Dan Marino die on 223.25, is that what it is?
I'm not sure if it's a Renault
or a Rip Date.
No, that's 2008.
It's still a
live.
It's still a live.
It's still a live.
he's still alive I have no idea it's gotta just be like a wife or somebody
who died probably made the winter kind of sad unless you unless it's like a
reference to like a hardcore death I had on that day but like I don't know
there's a little weird that just says DM 223 like
Okay, boss time.
Alright, we gotta hear the in-game music for bosses.
This is... this looks like such a, uh... Dark Souls 1 reference.
Oh, are I going to his head?
The Raven Trickster.
raven trickster is kinda getting fucked up
oh big slam on him
hey guys help back
oh laser beam? oh that's sick
he's got some cool moves
Oh, it shatters the mirror and you go back here.
Wait, my loot!
Oh, a mace!
You're not baiting me to play a mace again.
me how to prolong their suffering what you're not well but your spirit led me to the monster
and left me to die no that guy are you quite certain of that you are a great
Alright, so he goes back in, alright, so he's fucking with us.
Alright, we're juicing it up, alright, let's see what this mace does, new item, that was
probably their coolest fight so far I just you know I crushed it because it's
the quest version and I'm level 90 with a good deal already but
I have a buyer. Go on. Hinst is with its weapon if like gruely madness
any mere presence have additional power equal to their gruely madness 284% physical
damage plus 5% crit as 10% base crit um that feels mid to me ones up for five
I give
Three exalts of course
It's mine of I have max roll grueling madness
To divot the cheapest I'll just put up for two div I guess yes
I'll just put one div and see if it sells properly.
Tier 1 armor evasion, tier 1 armor evasion, and tier 3 accuracy.
Watch this.
I'm going to slam this with a chaos and it's going to remove the accuracy and row a triple
res and then I'll slam on another.
It actually did remove the accuracy, but it rowed it to tier 1 mana.
I can't believe it actually hit it, but it hit mana.
Now it's tier one mana hybrid and tier one mana.
It has 170 mana on the helmet. It's actually kind of good.
If you're doing mana armor evasion build, that would actually be pretty good.
Let me see here.
I don't know. Probably not worth anything. One div.
24% cast speed, 16 all reds, man on kill, life, fire damage.
One div.
win in doubt put it up for one div
what is this thing do life regeneration place the air to show the game this thing
is dog shit one exiled item
I'll do what I can to sell it for you all right
what is it quickly okay well delirium is kind of cool I like to delirium so delirium questline
Completed
Travel the car triath return to the runes of Kingsmarts wait the test we return to the runes
Prime does not count gift subs do count for the pet
Where are we going? We're just kind of far away. I guess we're pretty close to a
best we could do this now. For the cowgirl!
This has a lot of bugs, so that's nothing new. Everything's been bugged so far.
Yeah, I fixed the expedition by parling up for somebody else who's doing the quest.
Okay, here's what we're going to do, plus one modifier, plus one modifier.
Plus one modifier, plus one modifier, rupture.
This should be the monkey.
Are you guys ready?
It's time to claim a shiny Pokemon.
Did I manage to remember to bring an extra?
I did.
Holy lag.
Alright, we need to not die while we get there.
I have like no resistances right now.
Let's farm the Abyss, Abyss could be Giga.
How much are Mage Bloods right now?
gone up 35 divine just since I've been playing. We're 96 this morning. So I need like 80 more
divine. We might have to do some crafting to make some money.
Okay, let's hopefully we get a good, uh, let's hope we get a good mod on the monkey.
If not, we'll die. We have...
How many revives do we have? I think two revives.
Can we reroll the mods?
Okay, come on, monkey!
Extra physical damage aura.
Uh, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. No, no, don't kill him, don't kill him.
Oh, there we go.
We want crit.
Extra physical damage is good, but we want crit.
Evasive.
We revive one more time.
Bro, can you hit me before my stupid bear kills you?
Go hit me.
Okay, last chance.
Elemental resistance or in slow resistance.
Alright, we have to kill them.
It's not the one we wanted.
I should have taken the extra physical war while I had a chance I guess.
Damage about 200k my fires you're looking for a crit
I'm going to go here, the well of souls.
That's our word.
A-Store and extra lightning.
I need more monkey maps.
name of the artist or I just think you can play this
here's a good speaking playlist here's a good playlist
Now this is a good playlist here.
Ah yes!
Now this is the type of music that makes you want to play a video game.
I miss the boss and I must be up there actually here.
legend of Dragoon. No sir. This is the Mepo's stories. Holy shit. You see monkey just one
Unshot that boss.
Goddamn, dude.
Good job, monkey. I've never been so proud.
I wonder if they've fixed the chaos trial yet.
I'm very ready to do the trial master man, I've been wanting to do trial master this
whole time, that was the plan.
And we're on teams making back the game, yeah one of the guys stayed up, figured out
what the problem was, they just have to upload the patch but I don't know when it's going
I have to complete all of this.
I was like why won't it say the map's complete?
Oh!
Almost got one shot!
Oh look how many, look how many mobs there are!
Wait what the fuck?
Spawned like five of those dudes.
What was?
Is Bug of Trialmaster?
Trialmaster is...
I just...
I literally can't open the door.
that says like it's the wrong item.
So, by the way, I have made them aware of both the expedition bug as well as the trial
Masterbug.
Okay, uh, yeah, so the the stuff has been reported though by the way, so there's been
eyes on it at least.
Increased chance to find abysmines.
Omens.
Linear supports abysmines.
I sent just an I.
All right, well, I'm going to go here,
and I'm going to go Omen's.
Did you get Lou killing Arbiter or Ash?
Yeah, it gave me the diamond.
Actually, the first Arbiter gave me diamond.
He just did his main tree, no. I'm finishing the side contents and they'll do main tree.
I have Abyss and Ritual to go, and then I'll finish the main Atlas tree, and then I'll finish all the other tree points.
And then we'll be 100% the League.
Normally I would have had the first impressions review video out by now.
But since this one's a little bit more in depth, I'm kind of waiting to...
have like a i want to be very well informed on my take when i do it
basically i want to see it because i'm constantly running into problems
uh... both bugs and not bugs
and those things i really do enjoy it
some of the fall on the full clear the quest line
and i'm thinking maybe depending on stream goes either the full review of
the tomorrow or the day following
can imagine it be much
later than than Tuesday.
You die during the bis quest while in the dark domain. You break the questline so
if you do not die, that is good to know, thank you.
I will run though, it's unmodded.
questline bricks this season big sad ok what other ones are the abyss there's the
abyss there's the trial master and there is the expedition is there are you
guys experiencing other bricks other than that
Immortal Temple Rooms? Oh yeah Immortal Temple Rooms.
And access to Titan Vault in the second act.
Breach doesn't let me do Hives.
Breeds can't find J though over 50 maps.
Uh, okay, I might be able to help with that one.
I'll show you here when I get back to the Atlas.
West of Life is kind of bug, yeah.
That one's a pay-to-win quest, unfortunately.
leave the monkey alone the monkey's got a what is it a mean cleave can you die in
hard core and go normal you can't open the map device anymore that's a bad one
careful with the abyss node call balance of power if you big effect pick a
faction it can break the node all right well I guess I would just not be I guess
I would just not be doing any abyss nodes until after I complete the quest.
That's the meaning for the giveaway. I mean, I should still be able to complete the challenges.
The challenges aren't really tied to where the bugs are.
you
this
and i would go to law so right
except what's bugged what is in bug for in game content
uh... delirium seems pretty clean
uh... ritual i've never promised with so far but i still think the question
sacramas and fine for me
Well, that were unpleasant.
The lightless humans, the trembling land, to open, and somehow, to disgrace you, hmm,
I must close the wounds so I have to seal the crack it wants me all up in its
crack. Okay. Can do these are our supplies.
As expected, time is of the essence.
I like how like I haven't seen
anybody using the old style
training. You know what I mean?
just sell these things
throw garbage anyway
times of the essence for Toriani.
Expedition.
Okay.
Let's just run these maps like pretty chill, try to get through the plus line, okay.
How'd you get 42 Divines?
So I was, bro.
I crafted chess pieces.
I sold chess pieces.
I sold the Scepter that dropped for 20 Div.
I saw three chess pieces.
We try Solvents FG probably in it.
I'm not sure.
Kind of scary.
kind of it is scary I need to stop dying I'm losing exp like I'm not I'm not game
level 91 anytime soon you're like this
we're gonna have to actually make like a better piece of gear I think trying to
save money but I'm gonna have to like actually make a
I'm actually going to have to make some upgraded gear because like nice stats fucking blow.
We do actually need the levels because that's how the monkey is going to like get stronger
rethad really important nodes right now.
Dude, they're like a whirlwind.
This is amazing.
I sold the giga chest, but they didn't really sell for that much.
I think I sold for like 7 or something.
Unfortunately, it just wasn't worth like a ton.
What it did sell?
Here one flat ES.
Alright watch this.
We'll go lighting res, boom.
Slam and get lucky.
Oh, it's dog shit nevermind.
for one exalt. Okay, slamming it lucky. Slamming it lucky. Slamming it lucky. One exalt.
Slamming it lucky. Tier one. Holy shit, we did slamming it lucky. Slamming it lucky.
we did actually okay now the luck actually matters because we got tier one
flat which is like the row so we have lightning res so now we're just going to
add like fire as boom
Okay, so what we want next is we want to greater exalt slam a suffix.
We could perfect, I think we actually perfect slam, well perfect is too expensive, so we
want a greater exalt slam a suffix, so that way we don't invest too much with the guaranteed
suffix.
And then we want to hit it after if it's something good.
Suffix only.
How expensive is that?
Four?
That's fine.
I'll fill that in as soon as I can.
Because then this won't be like that expensive.
And hopefully we hit deflect.
If we hit deflect, it's Giga right here.
Life Regents like really dog shit, actually.
Okay, but at this point we use the perverted rib, of which we have none.
perverted ribbit. We hope it's not ass. Oh, we should probably get an echo. An echo is 70.
You know, we're in the super cheap. Let's not overthink it. 177 life reduction evasion. We're just
going to take the life because this would be like a one-dive item. And then we'll just grade
greater exalt slamming. I hope we get something good. This is where Recon would have been
a nice angle, but...
It's tier 3 lifestime. We're just greater exalt it. Pray that we get a good evasion.
We got tier 3 evasion, so it's like, okay, maybe one div. We'll just quality it up.
quality it up make it look a little bit juicier give it a couple sockets but a
greater iron and normal irons to like give it a little bit more evasion
I love for one div, maybe.
Maybe.
Has a couple res, so maybe. Probably not, though.
Though, if we want to make a piece to sell, we could go like this, three socket.
Three socket is two div.
Okay, what if instead of 3 stock, here we go, 25 quality, 22 quality, 23 quality 19 is
insane.
In this way too much
Oh, free divine.
There's the greater iron than you.
Hey look, the chest sold for one dev like instantly.
Nice.
Yeah, it's not bad right now, Starforge.
Starforge, do you need to log in?
Do you need to log in and farm your mageblood, Starforge?
What are you doing?
Fairport hasn't logged in. I don't know what happened. We used to play POE together.
It became a gigatourist.
I'm falling over I can't get up
How are we going to do team beast gaming level 22 and level 7 skill gym just you need to get your ascendancy
But pretty early, you know.
Alright, should we try another little craft session here?
Alright, I'm going to craft, ready?
First step of craft, good luck, Ead.
Okay, it's dog shit throw the way.
What the scissor of supply has expected, times of the essence.
Can I help?
How can I help?
Yes.
Plus one div. How much div am I up to?
forty four you're getting it okay let's actually try crafting here
normal rarity one
and we need high level
eighty two is for the exalts crazy but you know it
will do it
as it needs to be eighty two
okay here we go
forty exalt
white base
In fact, we'll do two of them.
OK.
For the exalts, we're going to slam, cold reds, slam,
chaos reds, those are both great stats.
Slam, tier one evasion, slam, tier one evasion.
Amazing.
Amazing start, OK?
So now, what we need is we need to essence,
or we could perfect regal, because we kind of want
deflection.
So we're going to perfect regal, actually, I think.
We could essence, but I think we want, how much do they sound
Just like that, good question.
Two divs for that one, and one div.
The thing is I have level, I have level 82.
OK, so we could perfect regal, which is probably the move
to try to catch a tier one, tier one.
And then we can all, like, that would make it where we can't essence a resistance, however.
I'm debating essencing the resistance of perfect slamming this one, and then this one, we end
up doing perfect regal.
I think that's what we do.
So let's do essence.
This does a lot of res.
That's 33 res.
And now we need a perfect exalt.
How much are your Devines for normal exalts right now?
I'll post it right away.
You have perfect exalt.
105.
Give me a perfect exhalation.
Now we're going to go, I think we're just going to yellow slam it with the greater exaltation.
What's going to YOLO slam in?
We need one to hit the suffix.
This is quite a gamble, by the way.
This is like a five-div gamble.
This is like a giga slam gamble.
Go.
Tier one life is terrible, and life-reaching is terrible.
This is like double worst-case scenario.
It's like actually bricked.
This one sucks actually.
It's like pretty bad. Is there any way to salvage this?
There's not really a way to salvage this. I think that's just five div gone, I think.
Yes?
This one we can perfect Rigo.
I know, I mean we could yolo and all, like as it sits, yeah it's like worthless as it
sits.
Let's try perfect rego. Is there a way to guarantee suffix on the rego?
There isn't.
Why is Matt's AP bad though? Because we want evasion.
I think you can do a greater regal omen. I don't think there's any like regal omens like
yeah it's just we just have to slam a good looking.
They had life regen which is again dog shit actually. So perfect regal is like not the
way to go. It should be essence every time. So then this is suffix only greater and all
Oh, this would be risky, you know.
I think what you did first is you graded or slamed this
suffix first.
And you could try enoling it this, because it's a 50-50 now.
Try to get rid of the life regen and poison.
All right, the chaos reds, which sucks.
You could try one more time.
You can try 50-50 down and then greater exhalation, slim it back up, but at this point it's kind of gamba.
I think what you do is you just go suffix, let's see here, suffix guarantee, you get one of these,
and then we just grab greater exhalation and we just try to get lucky with two decent stats.
Because the prefix aren't dead, which is one that really matters. If we get deflection, it's fine.
So now we either 50-50 and null and try to remove like a poison duration or attribute
and then like maybe have a chance at it doing something again or we try, I think we just
try to save it by actually, we don't care about the, because it's going to be, then
have to greater it again. It's kind of weird to... It's a bit of a chase. I might go away.
It's dead. It's dead. Alright, I tried. Okay, so now we're going to know this. Have to
get rid of Life Retire Max Life. It got rid of the one that we wanted it to be. Okay,
so this... Oh, no, it didn't. It got rid of the fuck it made. They got both dead. So this
This is both dead and this was how much did we lose we lost to div plus like 50 eggs on it like three divs gone basically immediately
Is there trash now unfortunately
Yolo slam in case it hits tier one evasion
Wait hold on
The good tier one evasion and then
Wait a null give me a null
all right your order is registered
okay okay give me max life gone he removed it right off slam it again slam it again
dog shit I'm lucky dude all right slam it again slam it again slam it again
there garbage let's save it for the reforger all right so now we get other
ones. Let's try here. We want, see 110 evasion is great. We want 110 evasion with like
There you go, 110 evasion with 23 chaos res is 2 div.
It's not worth it.
You know what you should do is buy the normal, 23% quality is, okay, we need this to be item
level 82 if possible. That's 45 Exalt is crazy. 81 10 Exalt. I'll just buy the 81's. That's fine.
You can still get triple tier one off 81. You just can't get you can't get tier one suffix.
What are white bases? Does he have anything good? Not really. Good.
I was just good lucky on this one.
Oh, there we go. Tier one, high renovation. That's the hard one to get. So then we
learned our lesson and we just do like that and then we're just going to do
greater we're just going to do greater slams
We're going to do this cheap, basically.
There you go, Tier 2 evasion.
Wait, Road Tier 2, Tier 1 evasion.
Holy shit, Road Tier 2 flat and then Tier 1 percentage.
So it's Tier 1 hybrid, Tier 2 flat, Tier 1.
That's crazy, actually.
That road's super good.
Let's see, suffix. Guess I'll only move suffix.
How much are these? That's like way too much.
They really don't even have one, and so like this too expensive.
21 for perfect or corrupted to remove it.
It's too much. We're gonna have to make it cheap
We're just gonna slam it dude slam it with a grater and call it a day
Worth it bro. It's like five divine to slam once. It's not worth it
We're just gonna gray their slam and then sell it as is and take a little bit of profit
We just need to sell the gear we're not going for a mere tier here. Oh wait
Wait, uh, wait, rib it. We need to do the rib.
Get a perverted rib.
Rib plus, uh, it might be worth an echo re-row, actually.
to try to get deflect rating
all right your order is registered
i get deflect rating it's worth a lot more
okay
Spirit Reservation Efficiency of Skills or 28 Colored Res?
Oh, Spirit Reservation Efficiency.
Isn't that kind of good actually?
We want deflection, right?
We don't want this without deflection.
I mean, it is kind of good though.
So, how much is it worth with spear reservation efficiency?
These are, like, not really selling and they're kind of cheap.
Double recess chest is going to sell faster, I mean you're not wrong.
I think we re-roll it because it's 28 code, which is kind of low.
I mean I could take 28 code and then we have lightning and code.
I could re-roll and try to get a higher tier essence or I could just take the essence.
I feel like the spirit resurrection is going to be hard to sell.
Double res is easy to sell.
I could re-roll for a higher res, but I could get some dog shit and then it's like kind
of way worse than it could be.
It's a bit of a gamble.
It's a null and a star lower and you can't.
And it's a low item level at 81, so the chance of getting a higher res is kind of bad.
row star forts i'd like whenever you say something i want to do the opposite
his real would probably gives me like fucking life reaching out garbage like
you'll get twice subs is bad are done
it's bad
it's dog shit
i'm gonna taking deflection rating now but it's it's horrible
that it's absolute garbage
tell you it's way worse than this terrible
no one says this is terrible item now
star for zero is twenty subs we saw we saw here first
flexions we bear now that's horrible
yeah barely worth anything
there is we got way too boys twenty twenty tier ones
from star four's credit card we got em boys
now that we've got the subs from star fords we can admit that it was way
better
shout out the star fords we will be buying and giving away star fords pc
by the way
once i complete my league challenges
let's see if there are any takers
a greater iron wound uh... twenty eight thirty two
with the deflection
35 div that's 3k though
I mean it's not bad it's really not bad
I think we put it up for 25
I'm sure someone will want that.
Don't forget Ward, it makes it worse.
Okay, so we've spent four divs to make that, basically.
How much are tier seven and five sub-seven, can I get an exalt each for these?
Shiloh these is actually so okay good
Why does war make it worse because it reduces the evasion
That was in bed we both made an item that might have a chance to sell for decent amount
and scams star for the same uh...
the same city
I need you corrupted for a third socket now.
White Star Forge 100 subs and I corrupt it.
I need that fucking money for a mage blood, I'm not corrupting that shit.
Body armor gives 10% life.
We need to bring these with us.
wait how much are only one hundred I know is it cheap how much are head
there's there a hundred and sixty holy shit bros
Oh a slip strike vest you know what that means
Ooh, pervert of the job, I love that free.
of
the
Maybe I should actually wear that chestplate I made.
Well, I kind of need the Reservation Efficiency Companions, I guess.
additional pits.
Use the XP, Omen.
Yeah, you're right.
Yes.
Yeah, good call.
and
Oh, shit, a heavy belt.
Four string four stem leather belt. Oh
Dude, the bear is like actually really good.
Don't have another sock in the bear.
Oh yeah, I had 90 so I can put another thing in the bear.
I wonder what a good, I bet I could put a good linear support for the monkey.
It's gotta be a good linear support to give the boy.
I should look through the list I suppose.
Here the bear was doing good work. Bear is great, yeah. Bear like actually is very solid.
Good AI, like, good damage.
Good AOE.
Attacks pretty fast.
Hmm, give him rage.
I'm gonna give him half for more damage, and it's like all fizz go, yeah pretty much
all of his stuff.
The reason the map throws an active skill is to support you, I'm just going to ask
me enough, David.
Uh, I'm not sure which one...
This looks like pretty normal to me.
I love the Rogue Exiles game influenced by Abyssal.
It's one of my favorite mechanics in the game.
Thank you, Supercool.
All right, do I have a, I do.
Boom, it's gone.
Do-do-do-do do-do-do
Yes, this is all we have. A
Useful trade indeed
Life regen
Dorns, holy shit there to that, swinging a miss
I'm going to drop the price of this to sell it quickly 19 price drop very realistic cheap
price. Got everything you might ever need.
Call it? No I need money man. We have a lot of gear we need man. We need currency
so we're gonna start crafting shit. I got the new bench complete the quest in the
campaign
at least a little plus two separate
with uh... forty nine percent
damage and fucking purely advice
follows money now ball is entertainment for you in a mrs and
Bricksy item.
Plus after you want, I need plus 4 minions which with 80% damage to minions near you
or how I see it.
It doesn't have to have spirit, so I'm lucky part,
but if we get spirit, then I can change my chess piece.
So a little bit of spirit would actually be good.
Like there's a fairly large amount of upgrading
that we can have get done here soon.
The scepter is kind of what's gatekeeping
a lot of it right now.
Oh, and the perverted collarbone, I love that.
need to make the new minion belt yeah uniques are the room fords you can't
room fords non-uniques from weapons anyway
what perverted ribs huge
Abyss is still like the best crafting mechanic ever.
I love Abyss the most like crafting mechanic wise.
I'm glad that out of the uh the chance the chance I had to like record you know for the
game that the one that I got put in was fucking Abyss because Abyss is like just straight
up the best mechanic.
It has like the, an insanely good valuable crafting mechanic to it.
Like it's fun to play, it's good with design, it poops out loot nicely.
Doesn't really feel unbalanced.
Business should, I mean I guess it's a little bit like, a little sketchy.
Like a business is, is probably their, their, their best job.
This is one I can't die in, or it breaks the question apparently.
I feel like the Abysses, they're the thing they executed the best in the game.
In-in-game, like they just, it was basically a flawless league release to you.
Some mild bugs, but...
I feel like the boss could be a little bit more interesting,
maybe some of the uniques could be a little bit more interesting,
even though there's a couple good ones in there.
But overall, I think Abyss was like their biggest w.
they've done in this game so far.
They originally said Abyss was rushed. It's crazy to me because Abyss seems very well done.
It's nice when the map's not being a big detour.
And it's it's like having up density that you get a good exp and it's
Satisfying to crush and then coming out of the cracks is nice and the way they do it
We're like he closes the cracks me into the thing in the middle is good
This is just a pretty big W
Oh
He's actually kind of tanky, but they give him some more health.
Definitely popped up the bosses a little bit.
the frozen bird yeah the birds are underwhelming. The problem with the bosses
is you need a boss that all of their moves are good. That's where the monkey
comes in because he's just AoE cleave. He's got a mean cleave and he's got a big
slam. The bosses that have like three or four dog shit moves and you're sitting
there waiting for them to do like the move that actually matters are quite
bad. Or if they have like guaranteed attack time, that take too long.
What about this boss though? I think he could be alright. I haven't fully like invested in one
of those yet. So I don't really have a take on that guy yet.
Let's try to get alongside the monkey.
how to get a companion as haystoro
hyena boss on the radio hyena is actually pretty good
I definitely can see hyena being like a top tier
I see attacks very fast like he has his crazy fast attack animation
attack animation. His swipe is good. Monkey is being a bit carried by the fact that he
has 25% base crit. It just makes him like very nuts and very easy to get a 100% crit
with no investment on the tree. He has very high crit damage multiplier, 2 to 2, 50%.
I'm going to put her a jaw bone.
Did they buff the Abyss drops for like the Abyss bones and shit?
I feel like I'm getting them much more common than I'm used to.
that were but chance nice
were but chance nice
Any recommendation for place to farm haystack or confining?
just keep pushing your maps i mean you can always reset in the campaign
the um...
the trouble camp or whatever it's called you guys do that
if it was me i would just play maps and then just when you get one you can grab
one there because they'll have a shitload of mob fires eventually you'll get one
that's how i got this guy
i got the worm which is arguably like the best one because he teleports under
you constantly which is really nice
And then you'll you'll be like progressing the
The Atlas anyway
Here's the thing I want the rogue exiles
These are our supplies a useful trade
I'll do what I can to sell it for you
I
Here we go you ready I'm ready for my head on your head on your boom head on your boom and it's gone
That's your soul for five eggs all immediately
Can I help
Hey, where's my rogue exile tablet?
Okay, can I pick different additional rogue exiles confirmed?
So one rogue exiles.
need chance for rogue exiles also like I need more atlas tree points actually
like how much of the fragments to fight the boss again
well where the piece is called to fight the normal boss not over there are
there's like where the who cares about over there oh these are expensive
But if you actually want to fight the real boss, what is it called?
Companions gain on slough for 4 seconds on hitting your marked targets.
1% of damage from hits is taken from supported or 10%.
Companions from short skills are gigantic.
Companions have plus 4 of Asian rain per 10 region you have,
have 4 deflection rain per, that one's great.
The wind enemies within 2 meters, minions from supported,
ignite enemies within 10 radiuses,
so it's equal to 10 minutes of extra life.
opinions have 12% attack speeds. That's 1 rage on hit, 25% increase in max life.
this one's good and the gigantic is good. Which is this?
People are buying it for 40.
This is worth a dev to me, I think.
can get one.
like curse kind of some of them that's because their armor gets broken
I could temporal chains dudes
well marks their mark that works for this
next critical head against marked enemy is increased critical damage bonus
30% of damage gained is lightning damage.
It's the buff.
What does the mark do?
I guess Pounce would actually probably be good.
I could just add snipers mark I guess, if I really want to do something like a snipers
Mark. He had two questions, sure, but ask away.
Ask away. What would you like to know?
That was my chest not sewed.
This is crazy good.
I
That's way cheaper than the others did
There's no ball you've been trying for a while. I'm not balling it. Hold on. Let me check something here
There's one div for a rogueExileTablet.
This needs to be in the VIST tablet.
Yeah, everyone trying to scam by selling them with one use dude.
I'm going to try something here.
I'm going to buy this tablet for $3.
$3 div, but it sells at Rogue Exile.
Twice as likely to have rewards and spawn increase monsters.
$3.
It's expensive, right?
This one's expensive, also $3.
So this is quite an investment here.
I'm basically doing $6 div of investment.
Why are they so expensive? Because of the strategy I'm about to employ.
This is for uh...
this is for farming
uh... for farming the hearts
and the hearts are worth a lot.
So I just put six dev into this here.
And then what we do is we juice it all the way.
We kind of need like better gear before we get killed though is the problem
Can I buy the let me see here
I'll fill that in as soon as I can buy this and put this
Here
Oh, this one only works with.
There.
Okay.
Increase chance to contain Rogue Exile, so we're going to go one, two, three.
Rogue Exile, Rogue Exile, this one's got to be modified.
Quality of waste, I'm sure.
Okay, so this should have...
Like, three more regular rogue exiles, there's three extra abysses, three extra rogue exiles
because they have this tree.
This is called six div basically, they run this type of shit.
No, the giant's blood passive is just part of how the gloves work, it's just the unique.
unique you're like free like no one's unique it's very cheap
okay well there's one brogag tile and it's not in the biz
there's another one now when is it in the vissar now
no it is not we do a couple of these and if we don't get
If we do not get Rogue Exile and then the best of like two or three of these, we'll save the tablets for later.
Two Chaos Orb are great, give me a Graded Jeweler.
you
must have missed your questions should I ask again
ask again
i don't know if you're a question is a good chestry
uh... see what i get a location of a stream of some following in the way
that the skin before now i didn't see the gameplay before now and watching the
games on your page either yeah i have no idea bro
i guess the fucking uh... which one was near something was like a do you
never heard of the aminia wake the fuck up right now and play that like watch
and play this game from the sky never heard of this game you never heard of
that are you follow a long time ago for something like a different game and now
you just don't remember who i am or something
and
when we did all the role we cut the rogue eggs I was already on fucking lucky dude only two of them
right? The tree says an additional rogue egg. Oh, that's with powerful map bosses. Okay,
alright, got it, got it. That means I need to add the third one.
Falling for years, never heard of this guy either.
First time, is that true?
First time chatter.
And he's been following for one day, never mind I got you baited.
Exceptional way, I got an exceptional, unique, holy 24% Brace tower, let's fucking go.
Are you letting them bait you with rogue exiles?
I am successfully letting the game bait me with rogue exiles because hard of the well
is worth a shitload.
So I've invested six div into these tablets, and if they're dog shit, well unlucky I guess.
I love how the drops somehow seem worse after I bought the really expensive tablets.
Last time, what do you got for me?
Give me a monkey with crits.
Nope, it's the done tyrant.
I'm lucky you.
Man, that expensive fucking map, bro. These maps are basically like
about a div to run them in one of these maps and I
I didn't get anything out of it.
He's gonna puke he's gonna be sick
I'm gonna snap shot the progress I haven't really changed much of the gear yet.
I will when I do though.
246.
What the hell?
I just shouldn't go in the 1x alt dump tab. Some of them might think it's 1x alt and...
I don't want to scam somebody.
YOLO vol.
added co-damage and I'm actually good right yeah that's a whole exalt
I was dead yeah apparently man
the
Do, do, do, do, do, do.
Yo, fuck him up, monkey!
Fuck him up!
Blast!
Rebound!
Oh
Oh
It's what a little bit rare how many isn't it?
Oh boy, here we go.
them. Use your mean cleave.
I need a vol orb for for this thing right here.
Maybe I can get one from this. Now let's go grab a Valor. We're gonna vol this.
Now you get two companions, you take this note on the tree right here called trusted kinship.
Ooh, an Abyssal Death!
Come on, load in. Alright, let's go.
I haven't seen Omen of Light yet.
Come on, bury me closer before you try slapping them.
What are you doing?
Bubble 81, that's good.
Here, get lucky, boom.
Stunt threshold.
Get lucky, boom.
Tier 1 evasion rain hybrid, there it is.
Oh!
darkness o'ings
oop, very collar bone
It starts with a tingle. It starts with one thing. I don't know why. It doesn't even
matter how hard I try. Keep that in mind. I designed this rhyme. Oh! I'm actually gonna
killed by the exit, it's shit on me.
Two chaos, three eggs, give me three eggs, oh.
Nice.
Nice.
me my three exalts.
Okay boss time.
Oh
That's how it's done
But there's another rogue exile somewhere we miss one that's fine and fine and kill
the final rogue exile where is he
Guide us
All right, the wisps have converged
His double or no bear bear, I don't know
He's got a lot of HP.
Not picking up that unique summoner is worthless.
if you must.
Goodbye.
Yes, choose what you need.
All right greater regal. I think the I think the s like the
The res is better
Now last time we greater slam this it worked great, so we're just gonna do that again
All right your order is registered
Greater exalt slam boom
We're good again tier two with fire as and then we just perverted ribbit and then we might be able to make like a decent little
Wow tier one flat evasion, so it's tier one tier one tier two
double res and that was very easy
Look at that oh tier two it's tier two tier two tier one double res though
Speak
So, so, so, so...
Okay, about the ring.
That's my div.
actually need armor scraps
and i need artificial orb
the iron runes
They're five each is crazy.
2770.
Yes?
an easy
an easy
Nine Dev
This guy's interested in buying this.
Yes.
that guy might buy my thing out of this
so you're ignoring me now okay you're
permanently been now I'm ignoring you
forever
Death is but a door. I am the key death a car
All right, what is this?
Holy triple units.
Okay, well, Elizabeth, look how many fucking rogue exiles I got right now, of course none
One of them are in the abyss where they need to be.
I have a buyer. What is it? Yes. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Fine, fine. It's a lot of
293 energy shields, kinda a lot.
That's one level of all spells.
I'm gonna drop this to 14. That's the cheapest I'm going so item is cracked
And that will put me like barely back to where I was
weirdly enough
Wait the be those the beast wait can you tame the fucking be though
I need to be those show back up again so I can came home.
I thought I was a cron-constrate.
I'm actually in the way I am, I realize I was in the way of him.
What is going on with the ground thingy?
How do you increase the monkey's damage?
You increase the monkey's damage in a variety of ways, either through the damage of your
own weapon, or you increase it through the level of the monkey itself.
You can also increase the damage to your monkey through picking correct support gems.
I'm doing Feeding Frenzy, Hulking Minion, Rage, Rapid Attacks and Heft.
You can increase the damage of him by getting damage on the actual jewels you're using.
He counts as a minion, so you can do like minion crit, minion damage, etc.
You can take the companion nodes that deal damage as well.
And then later on you can take the minion nodes also, because he does count as a minion
that this damage also.
Huge thank you.
No problem buddy.
your monkey's big stick.
I never miss.
of
Where's the boss?
I'm not falling over.
You tread where you do not belong!
You are nothing!
Purely insect!
You will suffer!
Bow before your king!
The Jaman Ra?
There he goes, he's dead boys.
Good news!
Can I help?
Oh, it's you!
Let's just do jewels. Actually I don't have a jewel tablet already.
I'll do what I can to sell it for you.
Speak. This is all we have. I will make use of this. I will make use of this.
Go.
Fine.
I'll do what I can to sell it for you.
Okay, plus one point.
All right, the next one.
Let's go!
Surely I'll get a rogue egg-
I've spent six dives on these tablets and I haven't paid at all.
Wait, wait, this is it. This is the one that's going to pay off where I cannot die. I cannot
right now because this is gonna be huge huge money this is like hundreds maybe
even thousands of divine this might be a couple mirrors even if she dies she goes
in the thing now she comes back out of the thing and she's which form now we
have the heart of well this is cracked so now we just have to not die but the
monkey get in there monkey get in there oh shit drop the divine orb even okay
okay get the fuck in there killer and giga drop there it is
and now we're extremely rich
maybe even billions of divines that are the items for but I don't know we'll find out
which one is
the tablet finally paid off and now it needs to be worth at least six divine
Oh boy.
I should probably actually give resistance.
I have 46% resistance.
We're doing like this fully juiced fucking shit
with like expensive tablets and all this garbage.
And I'm like right around with like a five-exalt chest weight.
OK, so she's not influenced.
Primary eye, though.
Huge.
I think we're getting juiced by the uh, just getting mage blood, yeah, it must be not,
let me just get 160 damage real quick.
Wait, how about you can do a hill that just don't take the the powerful modifier thing
There's another one and he wasn't marked on the screen.
There's all rogue eggs out of the feed, but there's another guy.
Another primey idol.
Leo thanks for five
only one divine this map give me more
divines see the the heart of the well
diamond it's gonna be worth some money
I think well there's a perverted rib
okay that made your mind back I need
Sixth give
Very brilliant, that's what's called you caught some different
Heart of the Well.
of the well diamond, what if it's unidentified?
Five div unid, so I should have sold it unid.
Because now we gotta, now we gotta try sell it.
This has gotta get lucky.
If the first one is good, then we buy an Echo.
Minions game, maximum life is extra energy shield.
Chance to pierce enemies.
Regenerate life per second.
So we have to look and see if pierce is good.
I guess we take minions get extra life as ES like minion regions really I guess 2.5
percent is like pretty good actually I could see minion region actually being
good you're right because ES doesn't reach in like life does okay yeah
probably not worth a re-roll yet we might actually end up using this one if
ends up becoming good let's see here we go next one rage on melee hit chance to
inflict these are terrible these are really bad I guess rage on melee hit
would be like maybe okay maybe for commanding rage yeah this is not this
is not great flash charges gains dog shit chance of six percent chance is
horrible we have to take melee range there's no other option here
okay chance inflict bleeding on him and Elman threshold and debuff these are all
bad.
I mean, maybe debuffs expire faster.
This is really bad.
51% evasion from equipped body armor, or minions gain life.
51% evasion from body armor is kind of good, I think.
Evasion is not bad. Minions having ES seems okay.
Fiscal Throne is equal to Item Armor.
It's actually worth anything.
Not really. I guess we'll just take the shit that makes Minions more survivable.
evasion rating for body armor is like actually kind of good if I'm yeah I
guess we just take minions shit
I want to lose damage for it though like it's not good
4 give for double minion.
Oh, it's actually maybe better than I thought it was, because minions getting ES is actually kind of good.
But it's more expensive than I thought, and I have 2.5% regen.
It's actually better than I thought it was.
I don't really care about the minions trying to die though.
I'm going to put it up for sale.
I'm going to say 8 div.
Apparently that's actually worth upwards of 10.
Alright, here we go, plus two, plus two minion level, slam, get lucky, slam, get lucky, Presence
get through every damage, just sell this, uh, let's see, 117 life, res, seems good,
I'll do a Greater Exhaust Slam, Accuracy Reinstalled Shit, but this is worth a collar bone to try
to get Triple Rez.
15 Chaos Rez.
Actually pretty good.
Like this.
Proves my chaos res, fucks up my fire res.
It gives me more life too.
It's actually like a good ring, we're gonna sell this.
I think this is worth something.
That was just not worth anything.
Minus triple Casper is
No, it's gonna be like two div I think because the life's good might actually be three div
Okay, I'll see 20.
Yeah, it's 3-Div all day, I think.
Cause it's 15. That should be 3-Div all day.
It's the base of the ring, it's Amethyst.
Okay, let's go try and get another Heart of the Whale.
You cannot respect Atlas points, no, but you can now acquire all of the tree, so you don't
I have to respect it now, basically.
Wait, is he influenced?
Because he's not influenced, right?
He's not close enough.
in the breach minion modifiers needed for this build oh shit we got another
influence one that's crazy dude the breach minion modifiers are good because
you can get critical dams and crit chance and if you're not running a modified
version of the monkey to get that it has extra crits for the modifier wait she's
not influenced for us she's in the middle of the shit that was the right
one she's in the middle of the thing what and count I got cheated then you'll
want crit and you'll want you want creating you want damage also attack
speeds good armor breaks like literally all of the breach ring stuff is good I
don't care about the life as much because we're not running like a Legion
but if you're doing legion sure I actually got scammed she was in the
middle of the this I thought that was another heart back to back
merc bad lead start no which time there's one my favorite league starts in
the whole game there it is let's move there's a target strike fast
spirit thank you
there's a target strike bar
yeah well I those really
come on now let's end this
I got scammed dude. I had two dudes that were like in the abyss and the encounters abyss
touched or whatever.
Let's end this!
Oh
Dick
Miss of salami
I'm going to be back.
Hopefully, there's PVP to get monkey doers ongoing, dude, hell yeah.
Now we're talking, dude.
We need an arena where we can put monkey re-monkey, let them fight it out, you know.
kind of hilarious how the monkey like cleaves like as they're getting out he
just it's it's like whack-a-mole he's like whack-a-mole in them as they're
getting out of the spot pretty fun actually
This pits are scouted throughout area with abysses
Increased effective reach close pit chance to contain an abyssin out an additional abyss
Do pits are scattered
No!
Okay, I'm good.
It's a little closer than I wanted it to be right there.
Extra crits, extra damage aura, extra dudes, triple extra, look at that.
Extra crits, extra physical damage, extra chaos damage, bro.
That was a fucking beast.
Look at that guy.
The dude's damage is nuts.
Well mama, when we come to bargain, I pull him out.
Try to get home in the light.
Recommend extra damage over a hay store if you had to pick one, nah, take hay store.
How many gym beds we at? Like three.
Oh shit, the Malignant Rose. Wait, is she in the Abyss? She might actually be in the Abyss one.
Wait, that one, that one, that's the Malignant Rose, that's the one.
The monkeys got him in clear. Oh my god, dude. I got baited again, dude, right next to the fucking thing.
Never lich born. Always shabated.
Wait, what is that, actually?
Like 10-day or something?
I'll put it up for 8th Div, 8th Div, I just need money dude, I thought that was gonna
be a chance shard, at least 10 Div, when I just want money now I'm gonna fuck, burden
the hand and all that. How'd you put on the Chabrachabra leave-in hammer? This right here,
Equipment has no attribute requirements. The vertex tribal helmet. Oh
And shorts act for it's not bad shorter than some of the other acts
The fact I rode a 3 or 3% like will house pre hilarious
And that should sell I saw it like many give cheaper than the other ones I probably get flipped or something
I think I'm going to stop you there first.
I used to talk today
Hey, he's it's he and he's gotta be in more I
Gotta kill him in this thing. He's gotta be influenced
Like he was in the fucking crack
Surely, you know, he killed my monkey dude. I will squish you. He looks green to me
Maybe only the witch can be influenced on
Oh, there it is. He's Wichborn. Okay, it worked. It worked. We get a second heart.
That's how we're gonna make our money, boys. That's 5-Div every time. No, no, no, no, no, fuck!
I
Saw this one don't roll
Identified now
Heart of the well
250 exhalter five div
Put it in for 249 exalts, what about that play?
You can just run like a low tier map for this, since it can't have bonuses anymore.
Yeah, I do need to upgrade the gear, sadly.
I've been trying to get the Atlas down here
Do I anointed King of Giant's Blood? You can't anoint Giant's Blood. Giant's Blood I have on the gloves.
Right here. Tree Fingers.
Scrooge of the Sky has actually spawned some big nuggets, companion. Yep, actually. Now that you say that,
I'm going to order McDonald's.
You're going for the 5 ARPG.
the sub
Well, okay, I hope you had a good stream, I shoulda read.
Bro, you're having McDonald's delivered.
That's insane.
Go to the damn drive-thru.
You want me to go to the drive-thru when there's 5,000 people watching instead of spending
You need eight more dollars?
as to this.
These are not supplies.
So, so, so, so, so, of course.
Did I not complete this?
Complete all of this.
All right, what's your best line, Miss?
Oh, it's just the one that said the person said you like you can't die at bugs
Don't tell me the shit's bug too, bro
Okay, we're good
Alright, to the depths.
And I'm surprised my chess pieces haven't sold yet like they're both good and
Actually like a reasonable price arguably cheap
I have to lower them even more I guess maybe the economy is crashing on them oh
Shenoma put your vacation at six
Perver a job on love that
You have a discord? Yeah, it's exclamation mark discord.
You know, I don't understand when someone joins, looks at an item, and then doesn't buy it.
that's just that's as cheap as I'm going on that that's like both of those are good that's like too fucking cheap or 80 I'm literally
cheap R80. I'm literally barely making any fucking money off of having crafted those.
Kind of annoying they're actually like not like not selling. I thought it was so like for sure by now.
all the staff requirements yeah I guess you could be that
The monkey's got a mean cleave.
When your Atlas economy is going to shape up once everyone starts hitting their Atlas filled up and stuff.
Is the big dingus your scare? I'm talking about the monkey.
The monkey is my ascendancy.
There we go, 12. I was going to say I don't know why the fuck that went so immediately.
They're saying 19 forever so I dropped it a lot.
Probably slowly teaching.
I probably should have waited until it's sold.
The next closest one was 35 so that's probably someone going to flip that.
Oh, there we go.
Is this another Har-the-well?
Yo, there's two of them.
Where are they both?
Dude, there's no way if they're both.
Are they both getting influenced?
Okay, that one's on.
influence. This guy's influence. Oh, no, don't die. Don't die. Oh, the monkey died shit.
Not to make another 5-Div. No! No, no, no, no, no, that's- fuck, that's 5-Div, bruh!
Okay, hold on someone joined the map
Okay, so I need to come save this item. I'll give you I'll give you a deal
All you gotta do is kill the guy take it. That's a five div
Someone can still join by the way
Come save this item for me. I
Can actually get in and kill the kill the dude
Impromptu Sunday showcase by accident you can give it a go
I got you. You'll get a you can be a div tip. Save my item please. Alright, hop on in.
Good luck sir. Good luck.
What's this one not drop either? It always drops. It's a Hermeson drop rate.
Telling me this is what happened. I died to Degen.
Can you have a required quest state?
Oh shit, someone else needs to be on this one also.
How about this guy?
Someone needs to be able to join that is also on quest, I guess.
but you had two nut trap now the other one was an influence this one is it's
already let's born
no non this quest yet all my fucking god dude
don't tell me it's not like minus five did bro that's that's insane
all my god
you finished it abyss does not count yet
i think you have to know it
uh... my name is throat seeker
message throat seeker to see if you can come in
if you've completed it
lady you can try
see if i let you in
See if anyone's on the quest state, I guess.
Oh wait, he got it.
He got it.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
He got it, boys.
He made it in.
We got to wait for Expo Dad.
now that's a name you can trust. Alright Expo Dad, be the hero that we know you are.
Where is he?
Here he is, he's floating into the map. Alright Expo Dad, the savior.
Bring it on in. Get that heart of the well.
Need a song? You're right. We do.
Let's go, Expo Dad, let's go, there he is, here he comes.
Kill his ass.
Oh, let's fucking go!
wait can you not take it there you go take it grab that shit okay right there
it's right there grab it it's right there all you gotta do is click on it oh
yeah you just click on the item
well let me see if I can leave let me leave the area maybe I have to leave
first. Are you trying out? Try now.
Did it work?
Did it work?
Did it work?
Oh, he's the hero!
He's the hero!
Explode that.
Alright, just for you, buddy.
we're opening it if I can did a hero the savior of the stream can't type on
Xbox I got you dude actual fucking W all right oh we got idea so many
I
Got the efforts
It was you thank you nicely done, sir, we're gonna open it
Oh
Damages extras chaos. Yo, that's a good start. That's a good start boys
Okay, hold on. Now we're going to... Now we're going to use a re-roll.
Our shit's selling! We can get three for five. Alright, fuck it, we're doing it.
We're going to echo all of it, we're going for big money, we're going for big money.
We're going all the way in.
Mini attack and cast speed, max lightning, we want x damages extra, 10% and 2% movement
speed is good, movement speed.
There we go again.
Damage is extra, come on.
Means have chance to create now we want damages extra
7% crit strike chance. Yeah, okay. All right moving speed crit and damages extra
55% ES man, Riva YOLO fuck
I guess we take Pierce.
I think we take Pierce.
yes actually would have been pretty good
yes was going to be a yes
some people don't like pierce
what damage while your companions in your presence i guess you think it's the
armor
Fuck, maybe I should take an ES. Alright. What's it worth?
Companion? Oh, it's too late now, boys.
Ten divine.
all right well we we invested six divine into it so we need six divine back out
of it let's see if we can get it all right we've sold 19 more divine worth
of stuff good job to the hero we're only so we only made four div in the last like
three hours by the way with all the fucking gambling we've done we were we
We were doing pretty good, but then we really started gambling a little bit more than we
should have.
We won't keep an eye on it.
We gambled like kind of a lot.
Okay.
Alright, we gotta redo the map, normal map, no tablets this time.
just super undercut all prices you make more divs per day I mean that's kind of
I've been doing that's how I sell my stuff but because it takes it takes money
to make money like my craft of the shit it cuts into my profit margin pretty good
amount. We have items that you just need to sell. We're saving up for, we're saving up
for mageblood. I think we should probably craft a better chest piece by now though like
we really kind of have to
like monkey needs to kill this guy right here there we go
Did the big slam, love it.
Unmuck is hell.
Oh, tier 5 boots? Okay, surely that's their 5-person move.
How many buses are in this thing?
Okay.
Now the boss.
Hi kitty kitty.
here we go, alright, pin this message, okay
All right, on to the next one. Now, before I do this, we're going to try, we're gonna
try a little bit of craft arena. Oh, tier one, yes, an evasion. Okay, hold on. All right,
Now I slam fire, and then maybe a little bit, I feel like the greater
graphics has actually been like pretty good
the greater exhaust i should say
i'll fill that in as soon as i can
boom and boom
cure three and man a shipment okay so i have to chaos off the
slam something
Actually, let's just double cast off the mana, boom.
There we go, mana's gone,
and it went to reduce freeze duration, okay, good.
So now I perverted, rib it.
That's a good amount of ES invasion,
now we perverted, rib.
And then we land 35% evasion.
Or 35% movement speed.
Or you find a team worm, either act one devourer,
or you can do the maps.
Ah, shit.
Well, tier one hybrid, tier three,
yes, I mean, that's the law of ES innovation.
I guess I'll just sell it.
Oh, it's you.
I'm going one div.
I have an order.
I'm sure someone will want that.
Okay, now here's what we're going to do.
We need body armor.
We're going to try to make a body armor.
Rare.
Requires level.
Okay.
Item level 82.
Requires level 80, and we want this to have one yes, one evasion in the moment.
So what is the best base?
Is it actually this base?
What about, let's just see here real quick.
What is actually the best base for this?
It's sleep jacket. Weirdly enough, it's sleep jacket. Okay.
So we're going to use sleep jacket.
Sleep jacket with no desecrated mods is what we want here.
Like this one. Perfect.
That work.
Okay.
So now what we do is how we YOLO a chest plate, okay?
So we get the highest item level base chest plate, this one.
We armor scrap it up first.
We stock it as much as we can.
Make sure it's all the way exalted.
Then we use Putrification, and we use a Rib.
There.
Now we reveal in yellow
A3 life 37 years invasion sure
next one
32 spirit
84 life. This is like dog shit already
Holy shit is it bad?
It's giga bad
then you have an incredibly bad item that's how you do it
tier 7 tier 8 tier 4 tier 6 tier 1 god damn it's terrible
okay we do it again
Good.
Good.
Go on.
I took the Radicus potion
Give any quality again
We're gambling speak
All right, I'm gonna sell another div we're gambling
Do I have another purification omen?
I do.
I actually don't know what these are worth.
I want to check real quick. These can be very extensive.
14, that's not too bad.
Then also red, so it's about half a dibs slam every time.
right sign it make sure it's on now
here we go
holy here one's use for the start that's
That's crazy. Give me another tier one.
Ah, it's kind of bad. We don't want to take this one because it blocks the other one.
We have to take this one so that we can still get the Es evasion.
Fuuuuck.
Fricked it.
It started crazy.
It started really good.
Oh well.
Okay, I'm done trying those.
Speak, choose what you need.
Go.
We'll have to try crafting one.
3-Div, deflection rating as well as ESN evasion, 3-Div, that expensive huh?
One div for tier two.
Three div for the triple hybrid.
Triple hybrid's typically pretty good.
Four div for this one's pretty good too.
It's such a gamble though,
we'd have to craft like Gigalucky.
one div for these
a rip clip
die some a mucky bullshit no no really scaling my attack damage because it
depends what it's good for either way this is pretty interesting just because
of the damage from the he was wearing a fist I'm gonna have my monkey
Oh, I got an 18 fucks too.
Yeah, the spare will be helping.
But it could be better on other things.
We don't know how to raise the level of being able to craft your own.
Dude, the one save this...
I should not read during that.
That was a bad mistake.
Fuck.
I don't know what kill them bro, honestly
Lightning damage extra of like fucking in shotgun or something. I don't kill
I'm gonna gamble one time to get lucky in the sleep jacket. I'm gonna do a three-dip gamble
Good
I'm more used for Div again. Okay, so essence we need we fire as we're evening
I'm just going to fire res, and then we'll slam 35 nice, so now that we're perfect, how
much are perfects right now, it's probably worth a perfect, huh?
104
It's quick to div slam, but we'll commit to it
All right, we'll do a perp we're all in rowing
And then we're gonna need a greater exalt
There's a great great great exaltation greater exaltation
I'll fill that in as soon as I can very exaltation perfect
Wait, hold on this could fill prefixes, which is bad
This has a chance to fill prefixes
The one thing I don't know is if I do
Guarantees craft suffix if it'll guarantee do one and then fill the one prefix or if I do suffix only it will only just like
Delete the other one. I need it to
Now we might we might YOLO it I
Don't want to fill the prefix that would be bad
Filling prefix would be very bad
We're going to have to yellow it.
We've got cobras which is huge.
We've got Tier 3 life which is terrible.
So the only other thing we can do is we can chaos.
We're not chaos, but rib.
Yeah, we don't want life.
have to rip. Life isn't horrible, I mean it's kind of like not good. It's alright I guess,
but like for what we're trying to do it's not great. This is a problem, as much as we've
all in is probably worth an echo. We're kind of like all in at this stage.
Okay, so this is basically like what we spend on this we spend like six dev on this or something like
I might have just been able to buy one cheaper. We honest, but I was trying to go for a really good stats
Okay
46 spirit or we can take 43% evasion so we need flat though 46 spirit might actually make it worth something
Probably no, we don't even need flat spirit
My flat sphere would save the reservation efficiency part, but like we'll have a sphere on this.
What we need is we need, I think 43, 42, I'm pretty sure that that's tier one.
What we need is tier one flat.
We probably just have to take that. It's not great though, like,
It's really not great.
We need flat is what we need.
Let me see here.
Modifiers, body armors, dex int.
Vasion, and use you with life, tier one is, yeah, that's tier one life, that's tier one.
That's a tier one hybrid with life.
We kind of don't want it because it has life.
The higher in this reroll, the setto is accept.
If we reroll the item, and it doesn't hit the item instead, basically, it would take
I don't think I wear it if I take it is the thing like I actually don't think I do
It has more life, but you know, I mean only 50 more life and this is the flat
Take it to sell only it sells for anything
Like if I go a sleek jacket here if I go a sleek jacket and I go wife
Like this
And then let's just say a minimum of like 800 evasion
And we go max life
So like here's one two sixty one life
But 256 life with res to have sites to dev. It's not really here's 25 exalts
For 141 with 253 life like it's just not worth anything
three dev for this that's only you know 250 it's not worth anything so we have to
re-roll and then somehow deal with the life oh yeah the deflect true all right
Let's see deflect. It's still not worth anything still not worth anything
We're gonna we're gonna reroll
We're gonna reroll go for big flat gets dog shit rode down. Okay. Well, it's it's garbage item now
And actually we have to chaos it otherwise this is we've lost basically five debits gambling on this
we have to chaos it and it has to hit the rib part or the life into something good just got
yellow greater chaos it did hit that but it hit thorns okay so then we have a gamble here
Which is, what's this? We go rib again. There's a way we can do this.
Let's check something real quick.
We rib again, and then we do prefix only, and it removes, one random stat needs to remove the thorns.
Remove the life which is like actually kind of okay because we can always chaos off the other one
Try to get good flat
All right, yeah, we take 92 and that is that's a tier 4 which is like kind of dog shit
And then we chaos and just try to get lucky basically
Hit the code res the life we go in
okay it's still still good still playable still playable it's just fucking with
the suffixes still fucking with the suffixes still fucking with the
suffixes there now I rewrote the thorns to tier two hybrid okay so the
suffixes got fucked but now look now it's tier one tier four tier two and it
It went triple flat hybrid.
So it's 983.306, which is much better.
But now the suffix is really kind of bad.
So we need the guarantee the essence goes to the suffix,
is what we need.
Shipments sent.
Isn't there an essence that might adjust this?
So if I go Essence, there's no like body armor Essence for this shit is there.
Body armor.
15% of physical taking is chaos.
Body armor is going to give a reduced crit.
I think reduced crit is a suffix.
Essence of delirium allocates a random notable passive.
Reduce crit, I think that is a, can you rib again?
No, I would have to chaos and remove the tier four.
And again, I'd have to one, like, you know,
I'd have to not hit the other two flats.
Basically it's it'd be very very hard to land that
It's like somewhat playable now, but the problem the problem is we lost the deflect
We lost the deflect
Is there an omen for suffix only chaos yeah, but it's like for divine like this is like a mid item
Like let me just look up something here
And how much where the good one actually just be if we just want a good one?
It's expensive.
It's probably usable, honestly.
It's not like terrible.
Let's see, let's see what it looks like.
It's not great or anything, but I think it's going to be like 400.
Yeah, 422, 1350, I mean, it's a lot more.
It cooks the reservation efficiency though, so it makes it where like I can't wear my other teambies, which is a problem.
And I think this one's already qualityed.
Yeah, so like it fucks my respiratory, but that's that's we can solve with this thing
How much more yes is that 1807 actually quite a bit I do lose life, but I mean, you know, it's better
You always try yellow and even more
I
Looked like it's for Deb or so
Yolo vol with Omen you can't vol Omen anymore by the way to remove Omen, but I will I will vol it. I'll Yolo vol it
What'd it do? Oh, it added 18% Chaos Res, like as in...
Actually, it added 18 Chaos Res.
It's kind of not terrible, honestly.
Hi, kitty.
Have a right.
I
Put up for five. I want to make a better one
I'm gonna sell this thing fucking cheap. I'm selling this shit cheap now all of a sudden
I'm just gonna drop the price as cheap as fuck
I make some currency back
So crazy of all it kind of is it's a bummer wasn't only anything better
All right, let's try making a minion scepter
Let's see, Scepter.
We want Rattling Scepter.
Okay, we want it to be magic, and we want it to have plus 4 minion.
You're right, we're going to craft, we're going to craft a Scepter.
Tindvine, huh?
Why the fuck are they so expensive?
Okay, how have it not a Rattling?
but if it's any scepter
purely of lightning for many purely actually probably good
that way i get some uh... res you know i mean
Purity of ice, 152 mana.
We really don't want mana actually, mana is actually bad, but purity of ice does actually
give us like res, which is nice. We do need resistance. The reason the rally is good is
I can use offerings. This one's 10 div and doesn't have like hasn't been slammed yet
on the other side this actually might be worth 10. 5 div on fulmination. 6 but see the man
is bad like the man is real bad. But you save 4 div for one bad roll. Now let's have some
monkey crit. Now let's crit chance but eventually we're going to have a 100% crit chance anyway
So we don't care there was crit damage bonus. I take it a no bro
It's a it's a 50% a no for that like it's a six div a no gambo is insane
And also you need it not to hit
Presence
You save for it's a six to gain four like that's not it's a six gamble. It's a six gamble fifty fifty the game four
That's just bad math like
I'm just going to buy the 152 and play around it.
It's like prefix are added, added.
The prefix doesn't matter as much.
We do want like a spirit, like one spirit would be good, but like it doesn't matter
as much. I think we just gambled 10. We gamble on this one 10 div. This is a big upgrade
for us. Fucking YOLO. Best week start for you, probably. Fuck, this expensive. Alright,
I'm buying it. Can Div gamble? Please, it's spirit. Here we go, boys.
please
added code attack damage is fine added damage is fine
that's that's totally fine uh...
okay now we need command
in your presence boom
82% is an OK role.
Now what's that that we really care about?
I think we care about, like let's look at the modifiers.
I think we care about attack speed or crit damage.
I think it's the next thing we care about.
Let's see here.
I'm pretty sure we care about attack speed.
But we want spirit also, is the problem.
Attack speed, yes, suffix.
We want spirit though.
That's a great prefix, try to get spirit.
Riddler House, so pretty fast for six, yeah, I figure that would sell.
Okay, so now we, let's see, prefix only, holy shit, that's 17.
I realize they're so expensive right now.
prefix only. It would go suffix mod, not gonna lie. I want spirit is the problem. If I get
any spirit, that means I don't have to have companion reservation efficiency. Any spirit
all would be great. Spear is easy to hit. Yeah, but if I don't hit it, it's a problem, right?
I think I'd rather desecrate on it. We only have one prefix left, but we have two suffixes left.
So I think we slam it like this. This is what I think. So I'm going to do that. Okay, prefix. Let's go.
Oh, we want to reroll. We actually want to reroll on
Worldchats five six six two if you want to be in my chat
We want an echo for sure
Let's see if there are any takers not a cockroach
Okay echo on
five six six two you type slash global space five six six two, and you'll be in our global chat
Give me spirit
Okay, that is bad. So we rewrote and
That is bad. Also. We got three to six physical or eight to twelve fire
That's a huge oof
Wow six spots we think it's spirit. That's a huge huge unlucky
Well bummer, I guess
I guess I take fire
It's ripped. I mean, I don't need spirit for my setup, but spirit would definitely be preferable
You might need to annul, but I can't annul it has plus four minions on it
Like I don't have spirit on mine right now
So like it's still a an upgrade
Um, but I do need to slam, like, good here.
I'm not sure that I want to use- I guess I'll use a perfect, we're already committed, like,
in a lot on this, right?
104 exalt, fuck.
Okay, we'll use a perfect and another greater exaltation.
Okay, here we go, and then get lucky.
Critical damage bonus is huge.
Strength is a brick, but critical damage bonus is really good.
Attack speed would have been better.
It's still an upgrade over what we had.
Like if I look at monkey damage now, like watch.
Monkey right now is 195.
He goes to 227.
It's a 10% more damage upgrade.
The one bummer part is like I did lower my presence.
Like my presence is lowered right now, unfortunately,
because it is a lower presence area.
And you get res.
Well, I mean, I have res before.
It just gives me 2% more res.
But I can sell this one now.
I don't know what it's worth.
Um
Let's put two dead by gas sir one div
Is that a good price for that
Expensive this is how I paid four for it a while a while ago
Okay, so we're down to 37 did we just used 11 div crafting basically a bunch of stuff and we still don't have a good chest plate
We need better boots too.
Okay, we need to just make like better gear across the board. Is this the problem?
Okay, let's gamble some...
I need ES evasion boots. Where's the gambler? The Alva?
That's her right. Okay. ES evasion.
Tier 2 hybrid, third sim movement speed, Tier 2, I don't care about the other stats.
I think you get like one decent
boot. You're on life with
I think that should be good too.
25% movement speed, those stuff suck.
Oh, actually I think these ones.
Okay, let's see. Rarely unlucky. 33 cold rays alright. Okay. I'll try reds good.
tier one's good wait hold on these are both good okay we need ribs
life, evasion, alright so I'm going to YOLO, SLAM, this and hit suffix, it did and now
Now I'm going to get a rib.
I'm going to get a rib for both of them.
Two ribs.
All right.
Your order is registered.
I think I have a rib already in the stash tonight.
I don't.
Need two of these.
Do you know how to get six, seven plus ruin of chirograting?
No, I do not.
Okay, boom and boom and let's get lucky, 25% movement speed, all right, 15% movement
speed, all right.
Okay, so these are 15% movement speed and tri-res and these are dual-res with 25% movement
speed into your one life.
I think I like these ones better.
Code and lightning.
Slightly more code, less fire, and fire is what we actually
need.
These have 63 life.
These are 70 more life.
What's the difference here?
OK, these cap everything, and we just need fire res now,
basically, with these.
As opposed to these, which cap that angle of fire, but I lose how much life?
Okay, I have 4, 16, 17.
It's really not that, like, the life really doesn't matter that much, actually, but we can use the res.
Let's just go with the res.
So now we can spawn a fire res.
But these still have a socket I can still slam something on it.
I have an order.
All right, greater edge all this.
I'll post it right away.
Slam, let's just slam like a big wife.
Big man, a 1-18 man, or whatever.
I'm actually going to go mind over Mather will be pinky as well.
And then we'll just socket any an orb
Put that in
Okay, I'm gonna sell this one this will sell 15% movements feel only a bit. Oh, well
Okay, and then we just quality it up
There you go triple res and now I put in fire res
And how much barrel we 54 74 73 that's better
Oh, we still have to socket the scepter right we have more damage without having socketed the scepter
Dominate quality of this to
It's quality actually do anything
Oh quality grants us more cold res. Oh, that's nice. Okay, and then we need
What's called the hunt right companions stir up some more damage
Or the other one gets 40% by the we remove because idolatry. All right
There. That should be a big upgrade for Monkey. Oh, it's 265 now. Yeah, that's actually huge.
That's real big. By the way, I just got a word from GGG. They have a fix for the trial master.
like how you can't enter the trial measure. It's not deployed yet, but they have a fixed
That's good news.
You want to scrap your boots too?
I did.
Because I think I did.
Yeah, I did.
So now we need a different chess piece basically.
And now we need, an easy way to solve this is to get,
can't we do tree fingers?
Let me hold on here.
Oh, I need the idle in there.
Hold on, I'm read that wrong.
It's minus four alveolar as per non idle augment.
I
Read that the other way
10% attack speed I
do
40% more damage actually gains us res
Yeah, he gains more damage, it's huge he increased damage or notes are actually massive
Okay, and so anything I can do with I those
how my reservation efficiency of minion skills can get something that actually
give like some resistances or anything
which there is a way to see the bonded modifiers
Do you have the dual wheel now and use the helm?
Yeah, no, I mean like watch what happens, okay, watch this damage, right?
This damage is $278,000, and if I remove this, it's $154,000, it's literally half.
In fact what I should do is I should go here
and I should try to get like this
There are five divs, that's crazy dude
The highest one is five divs at the moment
The secret's out on this boys
292 one div 692 it's actually not great I'm gonna grab it your monkeys like 50k
damage yeah
I'll tend to the books
We can make another big damage upgrade here
998 so close now watch sockets okay let's go ahead and involve this first good luck me
What'd it do?
It didn't do anything actually?
Lucky ball.
Okay, and now...
There we go.
1,043.
So now watch the damage for the monkey. 278, 286. Another little increase.
Someone is bound to buy that.
What do you think? These are our supplies. Okay.
times of the essence. Alright, so we've been using a bit of our upgrades here but...
Okay, now the next upgrade.
Now we need a double socket tree finger.
This should be a cheap and easy upgrade.
Because we don't actually have to quality it.
I'm going to use the
good
break increased armor and update on any of these
There it is, that's the one we wanted, okay now we have an extra socket.
68, 69, 73.
better.
someone is bound to buy that
now my challenge is working there you go bud
Okay.
Improvements have been happening.
Now we can get more res from the Ambulate.
We need Minion levels.
plus three minion levels from an amulet. This is the next thing. Preferably magic, but we
see if there's anything else. Just any plus three would be fine really. What do we really
need? See rarity ES. This is actually nice because this is actually a nice one. It says
here one rarity that's ES code res I get rarity actually
holy shit it's expensive if that's rarity okay never mind we're not going
rarity
how about wife
It gets very expensive very quickly.
Okay, forget it. We're just going to get plus three level minions.
47% evasion rating is not bad.
49% ES is really good actually.
That was the clear. Pretty good.
7 div here, you see 4 div with evasion rating, or 7 with 41% ES, 49 is 10, with life, I want
this on the other base though is the thing, like I want this on the gold base, but can
Can I do this by, is it cheap as we can get?
We went non-corrupted, corrupted now.
165, I'm just gonna buy this one.
The implicit's terrible.
Actually, that's basically three dev, that's not a good deal.
Dexterity spell damage. It's probably best just to buy something with actually good stats
on it. See this has rarity, this has a rarity base with spell damage. Spell damage is kind
kind of cucks this but I do like the rarity base
so 19% rarity, 4 div, whatever the other base is here, 171 mana that's not
terrible. Spell damage max ES max ES isn't bad it's bad roll of it though
22 ES, 1 mana, 6 div with a rarity base plus 3 with another socket open that
could end up being crafts. 6 divs, it could be cracked. The pamponga rose.
6-Div, I might roll that actually. It's got to sock it up. I think it hit something good.
How cheap can I go without it? 5-Div, what's the cheapest? Realistically 4-Div for some
garbage version of it. 2 more-Div to get a good rarity base. I have a chance to get a better
I think 6 is fine actually. I think we need to do 6.
I'm level 78.
See, right now what we have is 19% rarity.
What happens if I move this? This isn't breaking anything because of Intel. Let me see.
Let me just make sure I don't need intelligence now.
Okay.
uh... yes
here six percent gs here six it's not a lot of the s actually how much is my
losing
two hundred it's not a big deal
uh... with bad code
okay yeah
yeah i'm gonna buy it
i'm gonna buy
it's six diff i'm doing it
you definitely should be a should be an upgrade
Okay, we want to slam big on it, and then we probably want to get resistance because
our resistance is pretty bad.
So we want to go one of these, please be big, whole 77 ES is wonderful.
That is great.
And now we could go opulence and add more rarity.
I feel like more rarity would actually be good, but we could also go resistance
Thing is rarity could roll prefix would actually be nice. We have a we have a good chance here for some good stats
The rarity base real rarity is not really a bait I mean
Okay, let's see, jewelry, we can get another 18%.
We could get chaos res, actually, we probably should get, like, actual resistances, is if
If I wear this, I'm at 61, 68, 69.
If I grab and put cold breath on there, I'm probably at 629 chaos res is bad.
Yeah, chaos res would be good.
It's hard to hit too.
So I kind of agree.
I think chaos res is probably the way to go.
Because we need resistances, all right, I kind of, I would like to have rarity on this
because like it makes it more valuable since it's on a rarity base though.
but like we do need we do need resistances
it's about good my belt's mid it can be upgraded for sure
do I have for 20% rarity I mean I can cast res is probably good let me real
quick here before I do this let me just see something
Okay, let's look at more expensive ones.
Just to get an idea of what people are rolling on these to make them expensive, ES, DEX,
I feel like because CI exists, Caster is just like worse.
How much rarity do I actually have?
zero rarity. Here's the thing. If I add codebres, then that means that I can swap a codebres
out and cap both cold and fire res. I think we actually go over like cold res. I guess
I can give res on the belt and stuff. Now we go chaos. Yeah, I can get, okay, here we
go. We're gonna, we're just gonna slam it. Please hit 19. 17, that's fine. Okay, so now
Now we desecrate, right?
Now we need to desecrate it.
And I think, yeah, we'll desecrate the neck hole for sure.
Desecrate prefix for chance at spirit.
Oh, that's a good idea.
means we want to do one greater exalt slam, just one, to try to fill up the suffix. I
don't think we're going to do, I don't want to do a perfect, like perfects are like
divine, like they're very expensive, and this item is like all ripe and not like
completely insane. So we are going to...
I'll fill that in as soon as I can
Or do one greater exalt
It's how much there how much are perfects anyway, perfects are
Perfects are a divine in a half
Now if I do a perfect and I do greater exaltation, then if I do end up filling the prefixes by action, I can still suffix, desecrate, uh, uh, resistance.
I think, I think it's probably better actually.
I'll post it right away.
We're going to do a perfect and we're going to do greater exaltation to get two perfect
slams.
Prefix Omen, desecrate.
Yeah, true.
But if I do this, then I get two slams.
I guess I could desecrate first.
Let's desecrate first and then I can double slam.
We have used 20 divs in the last hour making shit.
And we need a reroll.
Let's see if there are any takers.
Good news for you.
We're very invested on this now.
Okay, prefix.
there. Now we, now we greater exalt slam and then we desecrate. We got evasion rating,
and we got rise. Wow, that's actually really good. We got resistance, and then we got evasion
So we have ES and evasion.
Now if we can get energy shield percentage or something
like that, it can be really good.
E evasion from body armor.
This is a hard re-roll.
Because that's actually good considering we have so much
evasion in ES stuff.
We want spirit to make it actually nuts since it
is a minion amulet.
So I think it's a reroll angle.
And deflection rating and rarity.
i think we are i think
i mean deflection ratings not bad i think i really think very decent rare the
base
i think really section up that
because it's a rare the base if it was a rare the basic and whatever
I'm going to take a rare thing on a rare thing, I think it's actually quite a good item.
future you could open the line try again there we always try again cracked ball
orb that's pretty good in 53 you got mine beat by 10 damage okay so now now I can
fix my resistances because we can put a fire on the code and we gain chaos
res. So the fire can go cold. Okay, yep. Now we see a little bit of lighting. If we do
a like the sole core it does 5% all res or whatever it is I probably help bed we
can upgrade the belt to
annoying yeah we need an annoying also pretty that's pretty good though
Yeah, let's fix the belt, I agree.
We need triple res belt.
So we need basically fire lightning belt with koster code, fire resistance, lightning resistance,
And then let's see if we can get chaos resistance also, and then we need life on the belt.
Otherwise we can just craft one.
The other thing is we need to craft a minion belt.
So like the belt kind of like is going to be hard to get.
We want let's say at least 30 of this, at least 15 of chaos, at least 150 life, at least
30 of lighting.
Okay, we're looking at 4Div plus, fire lightning code and chaos. That one looks about perfect, 4Div.
Fire lightning code and chaos. That 4Div solves my resistances and gives me life.
And then this one is basically the same except that it has less fire.
or this is called chaos lightning fire four day of this one's maybe better but
only one charm slot I think we just buy the one up top four day of call it a day
that solves our res
and then we'll just eventually we'll min max the resistance differently I'll
and now we're 757575 and some overcap with 61 chaos for as significant
significant improvement and we're actually not only that but we're also
tankier like we're also just like straight-up tankier like we have more
yes too and we actually gained rarity. We're up to 31 rarity which means we
can probably start working on removing the ring because see the ring is fucked.
If we remove the ring we're fucked because we need to be able to wear a ring
like this which is minion crit chance or minion damage with other res so we need
to start birthing some other rings at this point. Let me check my breach
real quick. We checked vowel mending for the anoints. Let's see here. Minion life,
minion region, minion care. I don't really need them to have those stats, to be honest.
I was more thinking of a 90 Mike splintering force I
Like to do bringer of order which is minions you have 20% damage
I'd be able to do that actually
in the fear discussed fear is 80 let's see if there are any in the I think I
already have these right now I don't in the we're really breaking up all of our
divides right now in the fear discussed
All right, now we can go anoint.
mv let's see what's it mv fear discussed then you see a 20% damage boom okay how much
of a damage upgrade is he at now was that what like 280 or something 325 we've like
doubled our damage here in the last hour and we gain significant defenses and we
did it all without having to change our chest which will give us even more
defenses. I need more intelligence shit.
Yes. Not wrong with the real approach.
Okay. Have an order?
What I said, that's important.
Okay. We're almost ready to get back to mapping.
We're just kind of solving our last item here,
which is now chess piece needs to change.
I'm just supposed to even eat this thing.
Thank God for napkins.
I'm going to try and get a better monkey.
Yep.
I want to get the damage, I want to get the average damage of the monkey versus average
damage.
I want to get that to one million.
It's at like 340K or something right now.
OK.
Alright, let's continue.
We need a chest plate next.
Our chest piece is terrible.
I like being much tankier now though.
Four attacks behind the monkey would be great.
Oh shit a lich horn yo oh wait what is this yeah wait what is this drop
Arjun's meadow 20 verbs and chance a little bow within the crossbow skills on
killing and dealing a killing blow support skill wait isn't that like it's
gotta be expensive that's a good one right
I'm getting diamonds like crazy.
I wonder how much level 20 gems are right now.
I have one level 20 gem I can put on my guy, which is making me even stronger.
I'm anxious to see how much more Damage Monkey does now on these guys.
I said, get it down.
Okay, yeah, he definitely slaps more, like.
I feel noticeably tankier, too.
And that's with a, I still have a bad chest plate.
There's a really huge difference, Todd.
I think the rarity does actually make a pretty big deal, though.
Like, I have fairly low rarity right now.
Just because I have to wear uniques and all that shit.
also I can get a better vertex or I could crack it get lucky with a corruption
on mine oh there's a divine there's a juicy map
Oh, no way we get another one? Wait, there's two of them here. What if I get two more
jewels? They're both here. No, that one just died, okay. There's no way the other one becomes
what's foreign yeah yeah it's gonna say there's no way multiple on the map would
be like actually the same
He's got a headhunter.
Wow, must be nice.
If I sell it an hour away, just use it, man.
It's the most fun item in the game.
Why would you not want to use that?
wait here once I get a real chess piece too
like our chest is dog shit from like early maps
Yes?
Yes.
Oh, it's you.
Is that a good price for that?
I have no idea.
I'll do what I can to sell it for you.
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
Oops, I did the jewel by accident.
Speak.
Quickly.
Of course.
Yeah.
How much is this thing actually worth?
It's not worth anything.
Fuck.
I'm going to be back.
Speak. Quicky. A useful trade.
Scale speed huh?
more recoup effect.
skillspeed is good. I like great but...
I think we go skill speed, critical damage bonus.
I guess I do stun threshold because like the rest is terrible man the cost efficiency I
guess and it's just like maybe a mage a bit I don't like I don't think it's very
good
it feels like a one divine to me
Actually, maybe not.
Maybe it's good.
Someone is bound to buy that.
Now all we really need is a good chest plate and now our gear is like pretty solid for
a while.
Armory Star. Oh, they have, like, Abyssal versions of the strong bugs.
There's the Bringer of Ruin helmet.
All right, monkey.
Holy shit, the monkey just basic attack for a million.
Yeah, he's kind of fucking him up.
I'm not going to lie.
The buffs were very noticeable for Monkey.
Okay, what we're going to do is, how much are level 20 skill gyms?
Because I don't want to use mine unless they're not too expensive.
Like 2div, that's fine.
So I'm going to use my level 20 gym to make him even stronger.
That's 4% more damage. He's over 27 now. It's $366,000 for a monkey slam.
See you stop IDing your jewels. Yeah.
We are down to 20 div. But if we start selling shit like,
You have a bunch of good stuff for sale.
Yeah, meet the market.
Five divs, six divs.
These are like good prices.
Best two divs.
One div.
One div.
I mean, we probably have another like 10 divs and stuff pretty easy.
We gotta go finish up our Atlas too.
Try to get another jewel.
What we'll do is we'll fund the gamblers, their jewels, five diva jewel.
Once Chaos Trial is fixed, once they fix the Chaos Trial, we can then farm Chaos Trial
and try to get into Doran.
Also, we need to get a better monkey.
we can do that to improve our damage as well. Here we go, let's hope she is... no, okay,
It's going to help she was going to get influenced, but nope.
There's another egg cell around here.
What's wrong with the Chaos Trial? I can't run it. The door does not open.
Like you can't do the final Chaos Trial boss. Maybe it works for some of you, but for me,
I cannot open the boss trying to put those fate pieces in there. It says like the wrong
piece it just it's for whatever reason it thinks it's not the right piece to open the door with
so you can't you can't go in they're aware of it and they're working on it so
okay there's the final final dude
fortunately he is not here in the bis
so no abyss for us
No jewel in that map.
Hey man, to go hotfix?
Oh, what was the hotfix for?
Is there a patch note?
Yeah.
Traumaster? Oh, fuck yeah.
Fixed these players remember the place to trip.
Hell yeah, okay boys, that means
there's this quest line.
All we have left is ritual quest line, but the plan is to farm a Doron from Troumaster.
Like, that's how I'm going to make my currency with farming.
I fixed the filter yet? No, they have a potential fix. I don't know if it's going to work, but
I guess they have a potential fix, it's not implemented yet.
Alright, that's good.
Alright, good comms, good comms, chat!
We're gonna test that out.
We'll re-log and make sure the hotfixes set up, and then we'll...
It's wrong with the filter. The sound effects don't work.
You will suffer in time.
Coolimac's invitation.
Time to go fuck up Coolimac.
of
there we go level now plus the damage is damage 475 right now plus 10% 485 hell
Yeah
Oh
Indeed
I'm going to go on quickly a useful trade quickly there's the tink sound effect that
We all wanted
Yes to cool America number gonna go test the chaos trout master and see if it works
What is he doing?
He's warping me all around the screen?
Let's go boys.
and
and
get a monkey! he's here for 1.5 million holy shit
come and get your loooove
I'm going to kill him.
I'm gonna do this, neither am I.
Show them a million.
Death is never the end.
Come and get your love.
Get them monkey!
Get them monkey, fuck them up!
get a monkey shit on him fuck him up oh just hit for two and a half
oh holy dude oh holy dude he just pooped out at rewards come and get you love
come and get you love now
your love your love
fucks in the piss away
Hey, what's new?
Yes
Dems extra mag to a shock projectile forking
Make sure be good
I think this might be worth something.
Ooh, the undying hate.
cracked
Time for sacrifice of flash bro. I'm about to be so fucking Tinky holy do I
You must be thinking.
one more chance
363
I
Wanted on dying. I want this one problem with this is oh good. It doesn't ruin the tribute here huge
Bro, it's perfect position for this
I
Was Craig at 58 that's good
Go on the share filter I use filter blade XYZ's default filter
Yeah, oh slam
heck rods revenge
Minions restore skills die 20 seconds after life is reduced to 0
Minions restore your gauge so either when their life is reduced to 0
wait what?
fucking solely there bros this worth something
holy shit wait this thing is expensive bro
what did you even do?
It's like gig a gig a tank
No, this thing's nuts
I think of my monkey about to get my monkey soul either
Holy shit boys, I'm about to pump, I'm about to pump so much fucking damage bro!
Oh my, oh my god dude!
About a half a million slap right now.
Well, yeah, I'm actually about to pop the fuck off, dude.
Oh, and minions are gigantic.
Give me this crit.
Each of these are 5% crit, by the way.
Oh
Holy shim so fucking tainty now to y'all this bill is sick
What do you want a mom move I've come to bargain all right
Here in the sky
Sky
That's the best and now we need to be shiny Pokemon honey billy. Yeah, I'm on my my career gonna slap so fucking hard, bro
I kind of want to try I kind of want to try this tech rods revenge like
I need like a challenge now you like a big gigaboss or some shit I need some I need some
the fight now and you had juicer fight we just gotta go this way last quest to do
right how are we on the challenges two out three if I had the bow dock
I don't think the monkey's gonna die to get solely there though.
I gotta have to like purposely kill him off or something.
I want to see him get solely there, that would be hilarious.
Can I like inferno him?
I'd find a way to kill my own monkey.
I mean it's kind of taking damage.
Also my flask is healing him.
I need a nigh heel so that way the monkey dies.
Hold on, I need the monkey to die.
There you go monkey, hurry up and die.
Here, there you go, he's kind of dying.
Do, do, do, do, do, do.
He's healing dude.
Stop healing.
I need you to die.
Oh he's dying.
He's dying.
It's good, it's good.
Sorry.
Yo monkey, I'm monkey.
Monkey, I'm monkey.
He's too good.
Like, he's not dying.
It's the problem.
I'm not, you know what I can do?
I can give him, I can infer no M just so we can see what it does.
You extra fiscal or extra internship?
We can just kill them ourselves, I guess.
Healing.
Keep it inside of me.
Keep it inside of me.
Okay, hold on. Let's infer an allegion.
things all right
Okay, let's kill him off on purpose
Okay, he's dying he's dying
He should be dead like any second
Okay, hurry up and die there. He died he died right now. Yes, so either we have
So he should be going crazy now right 20 seconds a long time like
There's no way to revive him instantly like after I saw it
Yeah, he dies
Okay, this guy if we reduce his revive time down to like nothing then we can constantly kill him off with with
with inferno legion
And then when he dies from infernal legion, then he'll have a shillow soul either.
So we need him to die fast, which means he needs to have low HP.
He needs to die fast, and revive fast.
And then he would be like hilarious.
What does Soul either do?
Every time he gets killed, he gets like stacking attacks, speed and movement and all this shit.
People come to hilarious, you'll see.
It'll be really obvious when you get to high density mods.
It'll be really obvious.
No attack so fast he'll look like he's Bob, basically.
There's the Ruin and Scale to revive Minion with extra life.
Turimart's brilliant.
But we need his life to be lower.
So we need him to like die.
need a way to sacrifice him like he needs to he needs to die
hey he's dead now okay now he's got soul either okay and now we create a
Minions and they'll be hilarious. Oh yeah, it's working. Look how big he's giving. It's working. Yo, holy shit. Look at him
Look at him
Look at this attack speed watch him kill the boss
It's working
So we need them to die faster.
need to remove the life nodes. We need him to die faster and we need to instantly revive
him. Now he has the shit right? Okay watch this, watch this. Now he's going to go nuts.
And that's how we'll use, that's, this tech is how we'll use, we'll use him for clear
on trash I guess.
A lot of those.
If he not hit zero how?
Oh he's not going to die so I guess he didn't hit zero.
There we go, now, now he's got soul either.
Okay, yeah, there we go
Yeah, oh yeah, the taxis fucking hilarious
Okay, yeah, I mean a monkey was solely there is just like monkey was solely there's a little insane I'm not gonna lie
Quick get after it!
It's hard with this build to farm a Mono because he runs into the Void and you need him to
kill it out of Void to get the Omen of Light.
There, kill him outside.
Okay, I'll kill him.
Okay, actually pretty funny.
Why is he so silly there? Tech rods.
the
row
you can for one point seven million
Oh, it's you.
Tech Rod is actually like hilarious.
So I need to reduce, if I'm going to do this, I need to actually like reduce his stats.
I want him to die quickly.
Like we need to remove the max life and the resistance.
Do I want him to die basically?
Can we actually get more damage too?
Can I remove his life there also?
Crit, Crit.
Just pure fucking damage.
And then we need to go over here.
So now we can get these.
Well I guess this is the ultimate revenge of what does the monkey do?
Yeah, true actually.
It's been pretty fun getting this to work.
I'm not going to lie.
OK, so if I put this in here, he should be dying way faster,
right?
And then we need him to revive.
We actually need to revive faster.
Which means that's five points for revive faster though.
We need him to revive faster.
Sort of these nodes.
Use warp revive.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eterno.
Eterno, March.
No, I don't have it in my home.
Eterno.
How do I get it?
Is this skill gem left to get here?
What am I doing?
I'm busy trying to do some hilarious tech with monkey.
I'm trying to give him solely there, like permasol either.
Okay, how much does it cost?
spend up to 1,000 Ward do I can I just do it like once
Thing is like I think I can actually ward can't I actually ward my helmet and get Ward
Like how much Ward do I actually need?
Oh shit, diamond saw, that's huge.
So I can lose like AES for 70 war, that's fine, I'll just do that.
His life to revive depends on Ward.
Your Ward times 20 needs to be higher than his HP.
Well, that's not going to be possible, I mean, his, like, his life is, his 21,000 life.
How am I going to get 400,000 Ward, like, it doesn't.
I feel like that's not the way that works, right?
Make sure it doesn't work that way.
I try to make it work not possible for monkey, alright.
I guess I can just stack revive.
Timing.
Because like tech rod is like nuts.
Like obviously we want tech rod, right? Like why would I not want tech rod? Like how fast he is.
Yeah, I can't revive him.
Oh wait, he did revive. He revived instantly.
Wait, it worked.
like watch he dies
check his life though yeah but his life doesn't matter though because he dies
after 20 seconds anyway
like he he's he's stated zero life
for 20 seconds and then dies which is fine we want we want him to be zero HP
I can't be in 0 HP it's good but why can I not revive him?
I worked the first time why didn't I work the second time?
I mean if you revive with a turn on March.
Oh so after he's in turn on like a March you can't revive him anymore.
So you can do it once and you can't do it again.
So you can do every other one is what you're saying.
Every other one's not bad.
Can I revive again?
I can't revive him.
Is it persistent or something? How does this work?
Hello minion life revived per unit quartz spent 21.
Yeah, I can't revive him. Yeah, you're right, shit.
So I need a way for him to revive. Yeah, I need another way for him to revive and sleep.
that won't work.
Neaselife divided by 21, well that means I need a thousand runic wards.
Which I mean technically is possible.
I can put on the barrier chest piece.
I can put on Brastome.
me technically we could make that work.
Just wait for him to respawn. Yeah, but if we wanted to make it as smooth as possible.
Especially for bosses.
We need instant revive always.
Can I see your Atlas?
Hold on my friend, I'm trying to solve something at the moment.
Like I'm in the middle of trying to solve a build thing here
and I really want to do a bunch of other stuff
while I'm trying to figure this out.
So here there's nothing for bosses?
Yeah, but it's like a giga-clear.
I see like look how fast he is, isn't it hilarious?
There's minions provide faster 10% of the heart of the well, yeah, I can always do that.
There's a little bit of an unfortunate turn on March that doesn't work.
That would have been a really good combo.
If he's only dead like a second or two, that's fine.
You only use Warbanner if you are attacking, Jesus.
Yeah, we use the war banner if you are attacking
Got one shot
Is that a good price for that I have no idea
Okay, you want to see my Atlas? Here you go. Obviously it's not done, eventually
fill it all out anyway, so kind of some air.
So I need revive time. I can go one, two, three, four, five points here for revive.
Five is expensive.
But then I get reservation efficiency, which lets me actually change out my chest plate.
The brass dome, maybe?
Well, the brass dome is a 1,000.
Well, let's see.
Hold on.
Let me see something before we do all that.
What brass dome?
Let me just try something.
Okay, so here's my idea, an exception over a seum, this is 895 worth.
Okay, what if this is quality? Hold on. If it's quality, the ward goes up, right?
913. That will be enough. Okay, so, hold on. I'm cooking. I need exception over a
It's going to be expensive. Can I just get a breast dome that has been...
There's one that becomes like... that becomes... after what not? I guess we just have to get
Exceptional version. How much exception version do I have?
I have 20 already
Who threads crest
Need what 19 of this I think I
Got an idea guys. Let me cook for a moment. I have an idea here. Okay. I might be able to I might be able to make this work
Okay.
Don't worry about all like the other shit. Let's just drop wind dancer whatever who cares
It's not relevant for the moment
Okay, it's 909 Ward
it's one for one on armor scraps the fuck is going on
fucking rage gaming's meta over here
21,000 life
Okay, let's see here.
Holy shit works.
Holy shit fucking works.
Ladies and gentlemen, I've cooked.
I have actually cooked.
Hold on.
I need lightening breads.
Alright, so this is probably going to be the funniest thing you're ever going to see in
this game.
I have been fucking around with this for a while, and I think I have come up with a combination
That is actually hilarious.
May I introduce you on, let me just open up a map here.
Let me do one that's kind of juicy
so we can maybe get a decent example of this.
Let me get one that's kind of an open map here.
Oh, I don't know, Spider Woods best deal.
I don't pick whatever.
Guess it doesn't matter that much.
Let me introduce you to,
can I get one that actually has like more mods for that?
One second here, one second.
Okay.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
All right.
Now, if I go here...
Okay.
Okay!
So this might be the funniest thing
you guys have ever seen in this game.
potentially other than the good old rip clip
let me airduce you to what I would like to call
the monkey either. Give him a second
I have the wrong monkey here he's got air to shield which is actually working against us. We want him to be
not tanky. Once he gets going it'll show this work. So basically we want him to die
the whole point is he dies. He is now dead. He just doesn't know it yet. So now that he's dead
He gains soul either if you don't know it's so either does he's that he ramps attacks for you every time he gets a kill and
Now he's just gonna get bigger and bigger and literally bigger and bigger and he's gonna attack faster and faster and faster
And each one of these swings are damn near a million damage
And so he just fucking kills everything and it's pretty hilarious when he dies
We can just resummon him
We can just resummon him wise not working. Oh, you know why this is health gets too big
Why did it work? His health gets too big from the soul either, right?
Is he giving life from the soul either? Let's see.
There's a reason that he's not getting resummoned.
We have to figure out the reason he's not getting resummoned.
It's close, because it worked in the hideout.
high about but I think maybe he's gaining life based upon the soul either maybe
now there you go he re summons it's fine it's working now it's working I think
the skill is just bugged and works the first time alright well we're gonna find
out I mean I have enough life right like 21,000 like if we do the math and let's
see eternal 21 times maximum life equal to 21 times the renaquart spent so if we
go like what's it 21 1 5 0 divided by 21 1007 I mean it should be working right
okay so when he dies he comes right back there it is it's working okay it should
be it should be working so this would this would be the soul either which might
just be cracked we have to test to make sure it works consistently let's see
what's going on I bet the other minions need to revive when they die I bet you're
right. So if I revive, if I remove the bramble,
let's see here. Now I have the ward, I can't resummon them.
There he goes now.
Okay so I removed the other one, so we only have one now, let's see.
Oh my god he gets shit on there he goes to resummon it's working he's getting resummon
We actually want to have as least the least amount of health as possible
Okay
Alright so let's try this again ladies and gentlemen it's probably the funniest thing
you're ever going to see in this game. And that is the monkey. Well, I like to call a monkey eater.
And basically, the monkey has one really funny combo with it. Actually, it's not just a monkey,
it's really any companion you want to do, but we're doing this with the monkey. When the monkey
dies, if you're using Tech Rod's Revenge, he grains solely there. And that makes it where for 20
seconds, he doesn't die, and he actually gains so either, which means every time he kills something,
He gets bigger and attacks faster and he's hitting for like half a million every swing
So he's kind of a machine gun and has mass AOE and one shots fucking everything and when he dies
I can revive him immediately with a combination. I found using the brass down
so I
Really know how to what even to say about this other than like it's it's kind of fucking disgusting
So I have, solely they're on the monkey, basically perma, but the resets every 20 seconds, okay?
So you have to redo the stacks, which means he has absolutely fucking insane clear.
And then when he dies, he gets revived instantly due to the new Eternal March.
There he is, he's revived. I'm getting his health to drop, and I'm basically having him
killed through inferno legion. So he's killing himself. You don't want the energy shield orich,
it's just what I happen to have. We need to find another way to kill him quicker. The quicker
he dies, the better the bill will become. But it's actually pretty hilarious. And so he has,
so either right now, here's a boss, and he's just going to kind of crush him. Of course,
Of course, that's not really much so either stacks, he just got started.
Niga drops, not really.
So when he's dead, I can just, whoop, he gets revived.
I mean, it's pretty good, dude, I'm not gonna lie.
We need him to die faster.
You have an Isle of the Reduces companion Elyras for minus 20%? That'd be pretty good.
There's a way to do that. Let's min-max this further. Guys, we are on the precipice. We
we are really on the precipice here
making the video shows it
name you out show
jim are you around by any chance
getting frizzy idea i'm trying to make him take more damage we want feeding
frizzy one city takes even more damage
of course you seem what's happening right
okay let's let's make him take more damage
we need to remove the energy shield also like we have the wrong one we need the
base monkey
let's get the base monkey
actually is better to have the non-juice monkey. It's a head crusher. Okay, so let's do perfect
I'm going to use all my currency on this item and care at this point, we're not all in this.
way. Okay. Then I need a perfect
I'll fill that in as soon as I can.
And I need 20 Scales, yeah, I don't even need 20 Scales, so let's just do 19.
19 is fine.
Okay, way cheaper.
Okay, so now we go, alright, watch this, boys.
Okay. All right. Perfect jeweler. Feeding frenzy. Rep the tax and front of Legion. And then we need...
He didn't...
Feeding frenzy one so he takes even more damage
Okay
But why is he not dying this fast?
Why is he so tanky compared to the other guy?
How much life does he have?
He has less life.
Is he taking less damage than the other guy?
He has the fire resist mod?
Oh my fucking god, I just did a fire resist one. Why did I do that? Holy shit
I happen to do one that fire resist like that's so unlucky. I
Just I didn't realize I have one that fire resist. I was like what the fuck is happening right now
And that's unbelievable dude. What the fuck are the odds of that? Okay. Let's go here
Okay, well there goes to div I
I wanted these.
Okay, and then I need
perfect jeweler.
Mighty Silver Fist.
Boom.
I was like, why the fuck is he not dying?
Okay, there we go, and now hoaking, attack speed, feeding frenzy, feeding frenzy 1, ignite,
and of course, tech rod, and now we should be dying quickly, right?
Much better.
Okay.
OK.
By hooking for more damage, more size.
All right, let's try this again.
OK.
Okay, so I'm going to try this.
This is a combination that we have just discovered over the last hour or so to make this work.
There's some in-mixings.
So we've done with this, but I present to you probably the coolest thing that we have
got to work so far and this is using the spear walker with the monkey and the
thing that we are trying to do here is we are trying to get the monkey to die
because there is a combination that if you get the monkey to die will actually
gain him so either for 20 seconds so he is actually dead but he is alive for
20 more seconds because of the tech rod now he's giving soul either means every
time he kills something he's gaining attack speed which is pretty hilarious
and now he gets big AOE, big attack speed and he clears fucking fast and of course
he's hitting for like half a million. Now the downside is he dies after 20
seconds. You're like oh well he's dead but we can revive him instantly using a
combination of runic ward with a new skill plus Brastome to be able to have
enough of the shit the runic ward to actually be able to revive him. This is
what it looks like to serve a practice run for a video I'm gonna make and this
is what it looks like and it's pretty hilarious he kills fucking everything
there we go he dies we revive him instantly with the runic ward of course
we have a lot less energy shield using Brastome but it's working and he has
Solider again and he kills and he ramps and he goes crazy and cleaves
everything immediately the monkey has a mean cleave when he dies he gets
revived instantly and he dies instantly which gives him Solider
instantly. Alright so here's the monkey and you might be noticing there's
something we're going on with the monkey and this is not a bug this is
actually intended mechanics. Ladies and gentlemen we have found a combination that
makes the monkey immortal that makes him have ramping attack speed that makes
him revive instantly that makes him do like a million damage to swing and
And basically clear the whole game, clear every mob, and continue the ramp.
And it's pretty hilarious.
The only reason he wasn't even hurting that guy is because he was in the void thing that makes it that mob immune.
But it's a pretty fine combination.
Now the way we did this is we used Tech Rod's Revenge, which gives soul either.
And makes it where when they hit 0 HP, he gains soul either and he dies after 20 seconds.
And you basically have 20 seconds of ramping.
Now the downside of this is normally that well, of course, he dies and that you know
You he's got to be revived now
We want him to die so in order to make him die we do inferno legion
But how do we combat the downside of the monkey dying? Well, there's a new skill in the game
It's called the turn of his March and what that does is it makes it where you can revive minions
But you have to have the minions HP divided by 21 the amount of ward
to actually be able to revive the minion. Well, the monkey normally has a
billion fucking health, so it's pretty hard to actually revive him. Now we
counter this by using the brass dome, which just has a whole bunch of flat
amount of ward. So now we have 1058 ward, which means we can automatically revive
the monkey any time he dies, and the result is a monkey who has permanent
solider that revives all of the time. The solider admittedly does reset every
20 seconds so it's not like the stack stack throughout the entire map but you
can see they still pretty good. He's still pretty fast attacking and he still
does a ton of damage. I have a hard time finding a downside and if you really have
problems with the fact that Solider doesn't work on a boss or something like
that then you can literally just swap to a different companion using weapon swap
if you want. So there's a lot of ways to actually make this even better. It's a
pretty funny combination and it will the good part about it is the monkey
normally is very good on single target but maybe he needs a little bit help with
clear. Well this solves that problem in its entirety by just giving him soul
either which means that his trash mob clear is actually even better now than
his single target due to the fact that the more mobs you kill the more mobs you
can kill quicker. Pretty funny.
So we should probably make a video on this, now that we've got it sort of fixed.
pretty good. Alright, let's record a video.
Where's this button build? This is the zero button or the one button build.
this is a beast we've been chasing no game uh yeah we've been this this
combination is actually like kind of cracked I'm not gonna lie it's it's
working pretty good dude
did you update your guy already no I updated it this morning but I'll update
again because this is this is post swap basically post swap we'll have to fix
defenses to the defenses are a little like scuffed because of the ward
situation should we do a full video on this I suppose
alright let's do a full video hi ladies and gentlemen welcome to the penultimate
version of the spear Walker bell you're gonna notice I'm wearing a bunch of
really weird gear and you're gonna notice the monkey is on fire and he's
slowly dying well ladies and gentlemen i am happy to tell you we have discovered
the combination
that enables the monkey to basically be immortal
to constantly ramp damage to cleave in the AOE like crazy have ramping attack
speed
uh... and basically everything you need to know he slams for millions of damage
attacks like dozens of times
uh... per minute because of the ramping attack speed so let me show you
Let's go into a map.
Justice plus 500% armor.
Yeah, but he has wards, so.
Let's go...do I have a map here?
Alright, so here's a map. I'm going to do a map, give you an example of it. So this
is a combination using a support gem that we got as a drop called Tech Rod's Revenge.
The way this works is when he hits 0 HP, he stays alive for 20 more seconds. Upon hitting
0 HP, he gains the modifier called Soul Eater, which means every time he gets a kill, he
He stacks attack speed and becomes larger.
So this is why he looks like he's bugged out and is attacking absolutely insanely fast.
This is not a bug.
This is intended gameplay mechanics.
And there is a downside of Tech Rods, which is that, well, he's dying, you know, he's
dying from inferno legion and after he dies, well, he's dead and you got to revive him,
right?
So in order to get it, he's got to be dead.
Now they introduced a new ability in the game called Eterno March which spins your ward
to revive minions.
Now the downside is this, you basically have to have 21 times, well the monsters HP divided
by 21.
I know this is all weird but I'm just explaining it here.
I'm going to try to read, re-explaining this a little bit more.
Okay so here's an example of maps, you're going to know this is attacking very fast.
This is actually intended.
This is not a bug, and what's happening right here is we're using a combination of Tech
Rod's Revenge, and I'll explain that in a moment, with Inferno Legion and a new ability
called Eternal March.
So effectively what's happening is the monkey is slowly dying to Inferno Legion.
When the monkey dies, that procs Tech Rod's Revenge.
Tech Rod's Revenge gives him Soul Eater.
Soul Eater makes it where every time he gets a kill, he gains a tax feed as well as size,
which means he's getting huge, or huge, or huge, or he's cleaving everything literally instantly.
Now this comes with the downside of the fact that in order for tech rods to work,
the monkey has to have zero HP,
which is why we're using infernal Legion to make him actually have zero HP
so we can keep up this tech rod's revenge, this soul either proc, okay?
But the thing about that is because of Eternal March,
which is a new reviving skill they've added into the game,
This means that we can bypass the downside of having the dead monkey normally when he dies
And I won't use it this time so you can see the just dies here
Normally when he dies the downside would be fairly large and you can see he goes he's going nuts here
This guy's in vulnerable
So that's why he's not dying here, but like he'd be dead and like oh no
There's seven seconds without my monkey and this is sort of a balance is it but because we have this new ability
We can revive the monkey at any given time as long as we have this is the math part the monkeys amount of health
divided by 21 in Runic Ward. Now that's approximately about a thousand Runic Ward.
This guy has actually squished here, the other version of the monkey has more, but
this you can see has got 19,000, so it's about a thousand. Okay, Runic Ward, which
is a lot of Runic Ward to have, especially because we need all these other
pieces of gear to make this guy absolutely cracked, but we can solve that
portion of the equation by using the new brass dome ords to have 988 runic
ward allowing us to every single time the monkey is dead be instantly revived
now I know this is a lot of information but basically to break it down to make
it as simple as possible the monkey is dying the monkey has 20 seconds of
being invulnerable during that 20 seconds he gets the attack speed so
either rampant stack that comes with the downside after 20 seconds of a 7 second death period
and that 7 second death period is completely invalidated by the fact that we are using the
combination of brass dome with the new eternal march in order to revive the monkey instantly
and then it once again burns down due to inferno legion and at that point resets the soul either.
It's a really cool looping combination that makes him do an absolute bajillion amount of damage in clear.
The monkey doesn't need any help in single target damage because I'm already hitting for like 1.52 million per swing
of the actual monkey hits themselves on the bosses, so that part's not really needed.
But what he did need a little bit of help with is clear and mass amounts of mobs and things like the abyss.
which is where this combination shines the best, because when there's a huge amount of density,
you're actually ramping more of those soul-eater stacks.
And so for that reason, this is the perfect answer to making this build go from what felt like,
you know, C tier, B tier, but fun to feeling like an A tier, not quite an S tier,
it's not going to be like a bow build or something, remember when I was sharing everything,
but it's a pretty good combination that's going to clear, you know, tier 15 maps,
Pinnacle boss is
Anything the one downside is you do have to wear the brass dome which means you have a lot of runic war
Then you are using the runic war to actually do the revive. So you're kind of squishy. I still do have defenses
Here rezzers are capped at least some chaos rezz. I got about
2000 life and I got some evasion and all that but nothing too crazy because again the brass dome
And this is what the damage looks like and this is basically the damage with only three links because inferno
Leads is doing nothing here on the boss and tech rods doing nothing here on the boss
So that's just with feeding frenzy rapid attacks and hulking form now to show you the support gems here
I'm purposefully using hulking form
It does give him more life when we're burning by max HP from friendlies and some more life doesn't matter too much
And this will give me more damage as well as more size here
I'm using rapid attacks because we're kind of scaling attacks and where the attack faster than clear
We're using feeding frenzy which makes him receive more damage
which is good because we actually want him to receive more damage.
That way, he actually dies quicker, a furrow legion to burn him down
in tech rods to actually proc the soul either.
That is basically the combination here.
Now, the gear I'm wearing is, I'm using, let me explain the gloves first.
This gives me giant's blood, tree fingers.
It gives me giant's blood, let me wear a two-hander in one hand
without me actually having to go this side of the tree.
And the reason I'm doing that is because I'm wearing a great club.
The more high you're required to panic great club, okay?
This is a rare mace that drops
that basically has no value on the market
because it requires an insane amount of strength to use
and it has a very bad attack speed of 0.72.
Basically worthless if you're actually
catching mate scales.
But the reason we're using these two combinations
is because I'm using this node of the spear walker
which makes my monkey gain damage
from the actual mace itself.
therefore making this go from dog shit to really good because it's cheap in a
shitload of physical
really like one of the best you can possibly have here up for the monkey
now because this takes a shitload of strength and you'll notice i have ninety
seven straight how the hell am i wearing this with chance blood
well i'm using the vertex which equipment has no attribute requirements i
bought this for four divine
i bought this brass dome here that i mentioned earlier this was like five
exalts
the this is a one exalt glove
This weapon here, I think, was about a divine,
because I got it with 692 physical,
but you can get cheap one of these, like, literally
a handful of exalts, because no one's using them.
And then I'm using just whatever I can here on rings.
This is like a breach ring I made, like the third one I made.
Crit chance, you know, damage.
I'm using plus dominions on the amulet.
This was an expensive amulet.
You do not need this for this to work, OK?
You can get plus two, plus one minion amulet for a handful
of exalts, it'll be fine.
But I have plus three.
that plus to levels does give us more damage.
And I'm using a plus four minion amulet
with attack damage presence here,
deal damage for allies in your presence,
which is a very cheap essence.
And then critical damage bonus,
no spear or anything.
This was probably a 10-ish, 15-ish divine piece.
This was about a 10 to 15-ish divine piece.
I crafted these basically,
but these cost me together about 30 div.
You can have this for plus two minion.
You can have this with plus two minion.
So cut that down to like a diva piece.
Okay, very cheap.
You don't have to have those.
Okay, but just to be a heads up that is what I'm wearing.
Your damage will go down,
but I actually had half this damage about an hour ago,
and I've cleared the whole game
with about a third of this damage,
but I whole game I mean all the pinnacles.
So I haven't done like the non-quest version
Uber pinnacles and farm ship,
but like I'm in the maximum tier maps.
I'm killing the bosses.
I'm hitting for like 1.5 million,
1 million per a big slam swing on the monkey.
You're gonna be fine.
Okay, you don't need the crack gear.
So this is all affordable except for Vertex.
And if you want giga versions of these,
these are gonna be some divines outside of that.
None of these are really expensive pieces of gear.
And this combination with TechRods is very enjoyable.
TechRods is kind of expensive.
This piece was like three divines, I believe it was.
But I got it as a drop.
So that's probably three div.
Maybe it's five, maybe 10 div on the higher side
to get like every single piece of gear
outside of the absolute MIMEX,
you know, versions of these ones, okay.
So very, very enjoyable build.
The TechRot combination solves the issue I've had earlier
with the AOE portion of the build
feeling like somewhat lackluster.
Oh yeah, let me talk about the passive tree real quick.
I go here just for some movement evasion.
I grab companion nodes, companion nodes, companion nodes.
These are just for damage.
I purposely do not take anything
to give some elemental resistance
because I want him to die faster.
I do not take the health nodes or anything here.
I take more damage.
I take more damage.
I don't take the thing that gives him life.
We don't want him to be tanky.
We want him to die.
That is on purpose.
Trust the kinship means I can have two companions.
Though notably, the turn of March doesn't work
if you're trying to revive two companions at once
and you don't have enough runic ward to revive them both.
So I actually don't have the second one on
when I get more runic ward.
I can actually solve that.
But as it stands, this guy actually is like too tanky
so he kind of fucks up the combination
for the sake of this.
And it's not really necessary.
He's just walking or a bot that gives me haste
or literally anyway.
I go and I take minion jewels with crit damage,
crit chance, because the minion monkey has 25% base crit,
and you just want to have as much crit as you can.
He currently has 98% crit chance, okay?
So you can get crit chance very easily that way.
He's basically 100% crit chance,
and that's without having the extra crit's mod of the monkey.
It's a base monkey.
This is the campaign monkey, okay?
If you go here, I just take some ES evasion though.
It's just to be a little bit tankier though,
now that I'm not running as much energy show
like I probably learned used to just drop these.
This jewel here, again, attack damage, attack speed.
These, I'm taking all of these nodes here
because this is attack damage and crit.
This is how I get my crit.
I don't need this life node.
I can actually unclick this one.
This is mistake.
These right here are critical damage and crit nodes.
And then this is, the harm's not necessary.
This is just, I'm doing it for a little bit of tanking.
You can throw another minion jewel in there.
But this is the undying hate,
which gives me sacrifice of flesh,
which makes me slightly more tankier.
But again, this is not necessarily at all for the build.
that is that is how this billed works
probably the most fun i've had cooking something up
feel pretty good about this one
is very fun
slaps very hard
uh... has big a w
and susie hit zero you're gonna notice him go from like slow attack to getting
kills and now getting like faster and faster and faster attacking as it goes
more and more shit
he starts ramping and then you get the packs like these ones
and this is where he starts shining because now he's attacking
like absolute crazy
and that's the bill
that's all there really is to it boys
have fun with this one
i i i like i said i love it it's great this the the
came be this fucking awesome
it was a great week starter if it was wonderful now discover the solider
combination and uh... thanks for watching video that's about it
there we go
uh... was a clean enough explanation i can just drag and drop and upload that
wonder what
Okay, I'm just going to drag, let me put this in my exporter, I'll drag and drop it, I'll
I'll put it out at a boss fight.
There was a boss fight in there.
Let me just edit this real quick.
This would take me like two minutes.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my fucking years, Jesus, why is it so loud?
My ears are cooked, bro.
Penultimate version of the Spear Walker build. You're going to notice I'm wearing a bunch
of really weird gear and you're going to notice the monkey is on fire and he's slow.
Turn down the volume a little bit.
Well ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to tell you we have constantly ramp damage to cleave
So here's a map, we do a map, get an example of it.
So this is a combination, you see a support jam,
that we got a drop called, check rods, revenge.
So this works is when he hits a 0 HP.
Okay, I think we cut this part.
Show you.
Alright, so here's a map, we do a map, get an example of it.
So this is a combination, you see a support jam,
that we got a drop called, check rods, revenge.
So this works is when he hits a 0 HP.
He stays alive for 20 more seconds.
Upon hitting a 0 HP, he gains the modifier called,
so he gains every time he hits a 0 HP.
He gets 0 HP, he stays alive for 20 more seconds. Upon him, he gains the modifier called Stoney Ear, which means every time he gets a kill, he stacks and attacks me and becomes larger.
So, this is why he looks like he's a Dalton, he's attacking absolutely many instantly fast. This is not a bug, this is a game, game, game mechanics.
And you're like, there's an outside, uh, Tecrods, which is that, oh yeah, I mean, you learn his mind before he gets hit, and after he dies, well, he's dead and you're not a survivor, right?
So, you know what I mean? He's gotta be dead. Well, introduce a new ability in the game called the Turn of Arch, which spins your war to revive minions, and that's on the list, because you basically have to have one-to-one times, um, well, the monster's HP divided by 21, and that's something you're gonna see later.
This is how I edit in 2x speed.
I'll just add it in real quick, take me two seconds.
that you can get a client as long as you have,
this is the math part,
and most of the time, the client will like the reason.
Now, that's approximately how it's going to work,
the size of the data version will get sorted,
this is going to be about 60,000,
it will solve the data,
this is going to be the size of the graph,
this all of that, which will be the reason
why you can do a brass dome,
or it's going to be the size of the data,
so it's going to be the data,
this is going to be the size of the automation,
but basically, right now, this is also what we saw,
we'll get the size of the data,
we're going to get the size of the data,
so you're going to see how it's going to work,
and that's about 70,000,
And that seven second death period is completely invalidated
by the fact that we are using the combination of brass dome
with the new, the 3rd of March,
and the 1st of October,
and the 5th of August,
and then the 1st of March down to the 2nd in front of each other.
And that's what it really sets the soul here.
It's a really cool, looping combination
that makes him do an absolute good joint
and help the damage for the fear.
Well, it doesn't really help with single part of damage,
but that's not only because of the fight for the willy,
or swing of the actual monkey,
it's also a step on the boss's step or something to do,
but it's then really gonna help with
this clear, the past, the mouse, the mods,
and things like the abyss,
which is where this combination shines the best,
Okay, that seems fine.
I'm exporting the video.
All right, I'll upload that one.
Okay.
You update the planner?
Yeah, I'll update it.
video up now update the player so that way I can post it in the in the video
Okay, I'll upgrade the build here.
All right, import from your POE2 account.
Throatseeker,
edit, sole either swap.
Done, save.
All right, the sole either swap variant is up.
Yeah, that's a bug, PV.
Okay, let's see how far into the video is almost unexplored, alright, I'm just editing
Add it together a thumbnail real quick, then I'll have the video up and out, and then I'll
I'll have a link for you guys.
I need my fucking god this thing lagged.
Image of the Peer-Wee-Too monkey.
They was being uploaded now.
Sorry, I'm in the process of uploading the videos, so give it a moment, and then at least
Thanks you guys for having a video on it.
Okay, finishing the thumbnail.
Sheen, the thumbnail.
I wanna learn the...
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All right, billed is about to be done and uploaded.
Okay, video is uploaded.
Now it's done, it's captioned, just waiting for YouTube to process it.
Okay. There we go. All right. As soon as that's done processing, I can hit the publish button.
Let me get the build, I will post it here.
Let me get put, let me put the POV in the link.
I'm going to add another one that's more of a finalized version.
Let me add another build here, new import, the video, let me do a different link.
So either monkey save as this is an in-game build so so either monkey
There's a Solider Monkey link.
Our video is now three, two, one, live.
It should be live to the link.
And I'm going to go use the restroom
and let the video play.
I'm going to go back to the
three's a base of five percent so that might
rest it here
should be like that
all right ladies and gentlemen
this should be working
and welcome to the penultimate version of the spear walker bill you're going to
notice I'm wearing a bunch of really weird gear and you're going to notice
I'm going to let this play, and I'm going to go use the restroom and make a phone call.
And I will be back while you guys can watch the video.
Okay, here, watch the video, let's see that it works, and then we're back.
hi ladies and gentlemen welcome to the penultimate version of the spear walker
bail you're gonna notice I'm wearing a bunch of really weird gear and you're
gonna notice the monkey is on fire and he's slowly dying well ladies and
gentlemen I am happy to tell you we have discovered a combination that enables
the monkey to basically be immortal to constantly ramp damage to cleave in a
we like crazy have ramping attack speed and basically everything you need to
know he slams for millions of damaging attacks like dozens of times per minute
because of the rampant attack speed, so let me show you. Okay, so here's an example of maps.
You're going to notice he's attacking very fast. This is actually intended. This is not a bug.
And what's happening right here is we're using a combination of Tech Rod's Revenge,
and I'll explain that in a moment, with Inferno Legion and a new ability called Eternal Mars.
So effectively what's happening is the monkey is slowly dying to Inferno Legion.
When the monkey dies, that procs Tech Rod's Revenge. Tech Rod's Revenge gives him Solider.
So either makes it where every time he gets a kill, he gains attack speed as well as size.
Which means he's getting huge, or huge, or huge, or and he's cleaving everything literally instantly.
Now this comes with the downside of the fact that in order for tech rods to work,
the monkey has to have zero HP.
Which is why we're using inferno legion to make him actually have zero HP so we can keep up this tech rods revenge.
This soul either proc, okay?
But the thing about that is because of Eternal March,
which is a new reviving skill they've added into the game.
This means that we can bypass the downside of having the dead monkey.
Normally when he dies, and I won't use it this time, so you can see that he just dies here.
Normally when he dies, the downside would be fairly large.
And you can see he's going nuts here. This guy's in vulnerable, so that's why he's not dying here.
But like he'd be dead and be like, oh no, there's seven seconds without my monkey,
and this is sort of a balance, is it?
But because we have this new ability, we can revive the monkey at any given time.
As long as we have, this is the math part,
the monkey's amount of health divided by 21 in Runic Ward.
Now, that's approximately about a thousand Runic Ward.
This guy has actually squished here. The other version of the monkey has more, but this, you can see, it's got 19,000, so it's, it's about a thousand
at Runic Ward, which is a lot of Runic Ward to have, especially because we need all these other pieces of gear to make this guy absolutely crack.
But we can solve that portion of the equation
by using the new brass dome,
forged to have 988 runic wards,
allowing us to, every single time the monkey is dead,
he instantly revived.
Now I know this is a lot of information,
but basically,
to break it down, to make it as simple as possible,
the monkey is dying,
the monkey has 20 seconds of being invulnerable,
during that 20 seconds he gets the attack speed,
so either ramping stack,
that comes with the downside,
after 20 seconds of a seven second death period,
And that 7 second death period is completely invalidated by the fact that we are using the combination of Brastome with the new Eternal March in order to revive the Monkey instantly.
And then, he once again burns down due to Infernal Legion, and at that point resets the Soul either.
It's a really cool looping combination that makes him do an absolute bajillion amount of damage in Clear.
The monkey doesn't need any help in single target damage because I'm already hitting for like 1.52 million per swing of the actual monkey hits themselves on the bosses so that part's not really needed.
But what he did need a little bit of help with is clear and mass amounts of mobs and things like the abyss.
Which is where this combination shines the best because when there's a huge amount of density, you're actually ramping more of those soul-eater stacks.
And so for that reason, this is the perfect answer to making this build go from what felt like, you know, C tier, B tier, but fun, to feeling like an A tier, not quite an S tier, it's not going to be like a bow build or something, remember I'm trying to say everything.
But it's a pretty good combination that's going to clear tier 15 maps, technical bosses, anything.
The one downside is you do have to wear the brass dome, which means you have a lot of
runic war, then you are using the runic war to actually do the revive, so you're kind
of squishy.
I still do have defenses here.
Rezes are capped at least, some Chaos Rez, I got about 2,000 life, and I got some evasion
and all that, but nothing too crazy because I'm getting the brass dome, and this is what
the damage looks like, and this is basically the damage with only three winks because Inferno
Leads is doing nothing here on the boss, and Tech Rod's doing nothing here on the boss,
That's just with feeding frenzy rapid attacks and hooking form now to show you the support gyms here
I'm purposefully using hooking form
It does give him more life, but we're burning by max HP from friendlies and some more life doesn't matter too much
And this will give me more damage as well as more size here
I'm using rapid attacks because we're kind of skeling attacks or the attack faster the clear
We're using feeding frenzy which makes him receive more damage
which is good, because we actually want him to receive more damage.
That way, he actually dies quicker, a furrow legion, to burn him down in tech rods to actually
proc the soul either.
That is basically the combination here.
Now the gear I'm wearing is, I'm using, let me explain the gloves first.
This gives me giant's blood, tree fingers, it gives me giant's blood, let me wear two
hander in one hand without me actually having to go this side of the tree.
And the reason I'm doing that is because I'm wearing a great club.
the more high you're required to panic great club okay
this is a rare on mace the drops the basically has no value on the market
because uh... it requires an insane amount of strength to use it has a very bad
attack speed of point seventy two
basically worthless if you're actually catch the meat skills
but the reason we're using these two combinations
is because i'm using this note of the spear walker which makes my monkey
gain damage
from the actual mace itself
Therefore, making this go from dog shit to really good because it's cheap and it's shit
load of physical.
Really like one of the best you can possibly have here for the monkey.
Now because this takes a shit load of strength, and you'll know this, I have 97 strength.
How the hell am I wearing this with Giant's Blood?
Well I'm using the Vertex, which equipment has no attribute requirements.
I bought this for four divine.
I bought this brass dome here that I mentioned earlier.
This was like five exalts.
This is a one exalt glove.
This weapon here, I think, was about a divine because I got it with 609 Q-Physical, but
you could get cheap one of these, like literally a handful of exalts, because no one's using
them.
And then I'm using just whatever I can here on rings.
This is like a breach ring I made, like the third one I made, crit chance, you know, damage.
I'm using plus dominions on the amulet.
This was an expensive amulet.
You do not need this for this to work, okay?
You can get plus two, plus one minion amulet for a handful of exalts, it'll be fine.
by plus three that plus two levels does give us more damage and I'm using a plus
four minion amulet with attack damage presence here deal damage for allies in
your presence which is a very cheap essence and then critical damage bonus
no spear or anything this was probably a 10 ish 15 ish divine piece this was
about a 10 to 15 ish divine piece I crafted these basically but this these
cost me together about 30 diff you can have this for plus two minion you can
If this with plus 2 minion, it'll cut that down to like a diva piece.
Okay.
Very cheap.
You don't have to have those.
Okay.
But just to be a heads up, that is what I'm wearing.
Your damage will go down, but I actually had half this damage about an hour ago.
And I would, I've cleared the whole game with about a third of this damage by
whole game, I mean, all the pinnacles that I haven't done, like non-quest version,
Uber pinnacles and farm ship, but like I'm in the maximum tier maps.
I'm killing the bosses.
I'm hitting for like 1.5 million, 1 million of per a big slam swing on the monkey.
You're going to be fine.
Okay, you don't need the crack gear. So this is all affordable except for vertex
And if you want giga versions of these these are going to be some divines outside of that
None of these are really expensive pieces of gear and this combination with tech rods
Is is very enjoyable tech rods is kind of expensive this piece was like three divines. I believe it was by guys a drop
so
That's probably three div
Maybe it's five maybe ten div on the higher side to get like every single piece of gear
outside of the absolute MIMEX, you know, versions of these ones. Okay, so very, very
enjoyable build. The TechRound combination solves the issue I've had
earlier with the AOE portion of the build, feeling like somewhat last lack
luster. Oh yeah, let me talk about the the passive tree real quick. I go here just
for some movement evasion. I grab companion nodes, companion nodes, companion
nodes. These are just for damage. I purposely do not take anything to give
some elemental resistance because I want them to die faster. I do not take the
health nodes or anything here. I take more damage. I take more damage. I don't take the
thing that gives him life. We don't want him to be tanky. We want him to die. That is on
purpose. Okay, trusted kinship means I can have two companions. Don't know the bleak.
Eternal March doesn't work if you're trying to revive two companions at once and you don't
have enough runic ward to revive them both. So I actually don't have the second one on
when I get more runic ward. I can actually solve that. But as it stands, this guy actually
is like too tanky. So he kind of fucks up the combination for the sake of this. And it's
not really necessary he's just uh... walking or about the gives me haste or
literally anyway
i'd go and i take many injures for the damage
perchance
because the minion uh... monkey has twenty five percent base credit
and you just want to have as much credit as you can he currently has ninety
eight percent perchance
so you can get perchance very easily that was basically harborsen perchance
and that's without having the extra crits
mod of the monkey it's a base monkey this is the campaign monkey
uh... if you go here i just take this and yes evasion notes just to be a little
bit tankier though now that I'm not running as much energy shield like I
probably let her just drop these. This jewel here again attack damage attack
speed. I'm taking all of these nodes here because this is attack damage and
crit. This is how I get my crit. I don't need this life node. I can actually
unclick this one. This is mistake. These right here are critical damage and crit
nodes and then this is harm's not necessary. This is just I'm doing for a
little bit of tanking to throw another minion jewel in there. This is the undying
hate which gives me sacrifice of flesh which makes me slightly more tankier
but again this is not necessarily at all for the build that is that is how
this build works probably the most fun I've had cooking something up feel pretty
good about this one is very fun slaps very hard has big AoE and as soon as he
hits zero you're gonna notice him go from like slow attack to getting kills and
now getting like faster and faster and faster attack and as it goes more and
more shit he starts ramping and then you get the packs like these ones and this
This is where he starts shining because now he's attacking like absolute crazy, okay?
And that's the build.
That's all there really is to it, boys.
Have fun with this one.
I, like I said, I love it.
It's great.
The tame beast is fucking awesome.
It was a great League starter.
If it was wonderful enough, discover the Solider combination.
And thanks for watching the video.
That's about it.
All right, I'm back.
boys. Alright so that's the build. Y'all were asking the whole planet. The whole planet was
asking they're saying DM please this plus to tree make amulet apply to minions
now you need the plus to minions but the mice Ellie res would be good too I think
there's a isn't there actually I remember correctly there is actually an
eye though, that makes them die quicker, because of my Sally residency here.
We need a similar way to make them have less resistance.
I thought there was one.
Yeah, here you go, acceptors game. 20% damage, this one, we need this one.
One div.
Oh, it's 4x off.
This is huge. 20% damage is an extra random element.
And they have minus 20, oh, it's better.
That's cracked.
Okay, let's try this.
Why the build is not updated?
I mean, it is.
Here, I'll add the second one in there also.
I have one that's only the in-game version.
You have to click the different variants by the north to see the other variants, but I will
Add another version
That just shows
I'll add the YouTube video in the link also.
Okay, Excellenation Mark build is updated in every way I can update it.
You will now have the YouTube video, you will have multiple different links to different
versions of the build.
Let me add a pin comet to it also, the video to make it a little bit more obvious.
Sorry about the last hour.
I know I had to do a bunch of YouTube shit.
This is what happens when I'm live like 24-7 like this, but I had to update the YouTube
video, update the build guide.
Normally I'm not a build guide Andy, so I'm not good at doing the guides at the same fucking
time as I'm trying to livestream and do all this shit, so that's just new to me.
But we did get the guide up in both the written form as well as in the video.
We have it updated there, everything's clearing.
I think, I think we're pretty good.
Let me close out of like, uh, other shit.
Okay.
Let's do this map.
Also, I think so either on the high end, it could be really good, by the way.
The only thing is we lose our other companion, which is kind of annoying.
i did like having the other companion out
yeah the minus rays is good they're like burning quicker that's good
i guess i should probably keep that one
I need to swap my potion too so I'm not healing my monkey by accident.
How much more ward is required is about a thousand ward for the monkey, how much life
is he up to here, let's see.
Oh, I need to lose, hold on, I need to refund this, this will make it easier also.
Also, Gigantic is kind of an issue because it's giving him more life and they give him
20% more damage, so I could always put Heften instead, but it'd be like a little worse.
Okay, spell this shit away.
Put that one away.
Okay.
When the ally persists and reviving minion is killed, I gain volatility.
We don't want volatility though.
We want them to revive faster without giving him life.
Like we want to go this way.
But see, this gives him life though.
We do want these damage nodes though.
Damage node, damage node, damage node.
With movements being attacked.
So yeah, we want to go this way.
It's a little bit of a weird tree going down here than going this way, but we kind of
have to like take these notes.
I can also just go this way.
It's four points and then go up here, but I like that these notes are huge.
Love you and love the videos, X-Men.
all right monkey go oh I'm dead oh he eats my we eats my ward
The Warbry Jin is fast as fuck, actually.
I think I can do the other guy now probably.
I need efficiency or something. Why can't I do the other guy?
Oh, because I don't have the efficiency chest plate anymore.
Okay, so I'm going to have to lose some evasion.
Should still work though. Now I should get the other guy.
So now he has haste or also so he's hasted with
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that should work. So now he has haste or also
Yeah, I can revive them still.
Okay, that's good.
It's definitely faster for trash.
Yeah, do you have to manually revive the monkey or does it happen automatically?
Yeah, it's a manual revive.
Everything solves.
I can turn music back on when I'm playing it.
Right.
Oh
Holy shit, I just took a billion. What the fuck killed me bro. I had a billion damage from something not having energy sheds like the problem
It's like we're squishy as fuck is the one problem
If we can get five on your runic without having to wear the chest like that'd be great
Oh, it's because I don't have Wind Dancer also.
You can.
I could probably use Vertex.
Like, how much do I get from Vertex?
I got 56.
Without it, I have 70 Ward.
i could probably wear my other chest piece
what if i have runic on this thing
128
how much do i actually need
he has 15 fire res when you have less fire res
how much else does he actually have
1661
what without hooking
1661, all right, so the calculator.
5 by 21, 791.
Let's use a lower level internal march.
Is it the same no matter what level you use?
Because level 20 the same as level 15.
It's 20 times at the higher level.
Wait 25 times it's more
You actually want a lower you want a lower level eternal March level 4
It's just the lower level work.
I don't think it works like that though. I think it's like the other one cat like up to an amount, right?
I don't think the gym cheeses it
Yeah, it doesn't work like that
You want the you want the higher level
Yeah
Yeah max of how much you can spin like the lower level doesn't help I
I guess maybe I could do the cost efficiency, probably.
Does that work?
Put down recovery would be good.
That's cost multiplier.
See if that changed to low.
Extra physical damage or a periodically unleashes ice.
Extra lightning damage. This is great companion.
You search for hasten extra crits. No, that's great man. You got double extra damage.
Like crits like the ID01, but like double extra damage is great man.
Can I help?
Oh shit, we sowed stuff.
Did we invest in so much money in this build so far?
What we need is for the, we need the monkey to have less health.
Basically, him having more health is like a problem, like the more healthy he has the
the harder it is to like revive them.
Do I have companion life nodes?
Because we need to remove them if we do.
It's 12% life there.
12% life there.
I mean, technically, I could remove these and just take
minion damage nodes.
Minion damage, minion damage. That's command skills though.
Attack speed, attack speed is great.
One, two, three, four, that's four points there.
How much does this here? One, two, three, that's four.
Damage is extra is good though, that's a lot of points.
Swag hulking for heft.
Hulking drops him from, let's see here, how much damage?
371. He loses about 20% of the, yeah, 20% more damage,
but his health goes from 1661 to 10k. Why is it gaining more life here than 13, 849 when
gets re-signed. So is it because of the ward? I think it's the plus the levels. Can you get
the keystone next to the extra nodes? See I want the companion to have less. I don't have any
jewels with life on there do I? Because if there was a way to get like the amount of ward that
we need without having to use like all the other shit would be great because I
could lose all of these but the problem is I'm losing all my evasion right now I
got 70% evasion and you might chest plate
Well, the health is not making them die faster is the problem. It's the runic ward.
The amount of runic ward I need to summon them is the problem.
So I want them to have less life.
So that way I don't have to have as much runic ward.
I need his runic... Maximum life equal to 25 times the runic ward spent.
Divide by like 25 here, so it's divided by 25, right, actually?
Okay, it's 25 times it's spent.
So actually 16, 618 divided by 25, 600, we only need 600 forward.
Okay, Kauley doesn't decrease the cost, not a good cause, it spins up to 200 in addition
to Runic War.
Does that mean like it gives us, spins up to 916 Runic War?
No, that just makes exactly that, but if I had more Runic War, it would work for more
mob. I could add runic ward, hold on if I add this. If I get a better runic ward
chest piece, hold on. Let's go body armor. We need runic ward. I can set our mod for
runic ward, runic ward. Maximum runic ward, we need it's 600 right? There's none of
them? How about 300? 250? I guess there's no explicit for that is why. It would be an
implicit. Runic Ward.
300? How do I find Runic Ward? Like I can't add it here, right? Doesn't support
Runic Ward yet? Okay. There's max life to Runic Ward. Yeah, maybe we can do
that. Okay. Runic Ward. 25 max. 30 the max. 200% increased Runic Ward.
Gain Guard equal to Runic Ward.
Maybe we should go all in Runic Ward for our defenses instead.
Like maybe that's what we do.
Like we take Strength, the game Life, and then we convert Life to Runic Ward.
Game 5% of Maximum Life is extra Runic Ward.
What if I do Calms Heart?
heart. Well you can't do that because there's no spirit right? What if I get a lot of life?
Recovered 3% maximum Renek where one of your reviving minions is killed. So we just need, we need a way of
gain, here you go, caster weapon. 15% max life is extra runic war. No, that's caster weapon.
Yeah, max life to runic war, I guess. Maximum war that, wait, march weapon gain maximum runic
where you get a 15% of this weapon's maximum damage.
Yo, I can get 300 from the weapon. Wait, hold on.
Because the weapon has shitloads.
Wait, hold on.
Bro.
Can you only have one? Eliminated the one.
Wait, so that's 223.
So that's 150 runic orb right there, actually.
That's actually good.
And then if I go here, that's 128.
Whatever, we don't need this much stats anyway, fuck it.
That's 351.
Spell totem does not pay Runec Ward cost, maybe just socket a term, margin the spell totem
and you spell totem and suring by monkey down you power charges
that's a hundred twenty eight renegade war we need more room for
can i on tonight on forces now what's this for just for it's
73% crit, we lost some crit. How we lose crit? We had 98%
So we need another 350, but how much, oh you know what, if we do, okay, hold on, 10% of
Wives another 160.
It's limited to one for this also.
All right.
Your order is registered.
It's 429.
OK, we need tree fingers.
Hold on now, we need tree fingers.
Like we need tree fingers.
And we need to double socket tree fingers
and we need runic.
Okay, how much do I get runic from the tree fingers?
Check the cost again.
if we lose some more life this guy 16 yes 16 6 1 8
664
so we need another 250 runicord how much do I get here 23 I get 23 more on the
gloves. This part could get expensive actually. Okay hold on. So if this is, if
this is 23 in a quality one time, still 23, like 20% is going to be like 27. So
that's one angle in which we can get a slight, slightly more.
Now we have Runic World already on the boots.
We could, we could forge the vertex that gives us 56.
I don't think it makes it anywhere.
If you rune forward something, you can still cultivate the orbit, right?
This gives me 56, just upping this.
Okay, that's 56 more.
That's 485.
So we need to bound another 160, and then we can keep our chest plate, which is crazy.
Okay, there's flat ruinic and ruinic ward you can socket in.
Okay, defenses here.
Where are we over capped on?
I guess if we guarantee the second socket on like the boots, and if we got second socket
on the helmet.
War ruin that's 20.
Yeah, I need to, I guess I could add, like I could replace the ES here.
I'll post it right away.
There's an upgrade.
There's like a rune upgrade thing.
I got upgrades of rune, right?
I got these, where is it?
There's a thing that like upgrades of rune.
Yeah, the master work.
Okay, so what if I upgrade the socket of the room?
What if I use that here?
This augment cannot be upgraded.
How about this one?
Not be upgraded
Reinforcement room
Perfect charging perfect wards you can perfect wards
All rocks can be ching in a harmson of life and mana cost is extra runic war cost
Wording rune of reinforcement
20% increase runic ward, okay, that would be another 20% like 30 say it's bear that plus 30 actually
Can I perfect the ruining the but can I perfect this?
All right, you're all that's why I try to like master worth this
Greater ward room and upgraded can't I just buy that funny it's perfect. It is just this right
I've got one of those and it's 5% but I can't grade it.
How about the perfect one?
I guess I just put in a 25, the greater room.
And then I master work it to a perfect order.
That's plus 30.
That's 164.
That's 521.
So we need 140 more.
Shit, how are you going to get 140 more
without losing all the resistances?
I guess I could get a juicer ring.
Like, this is brick my dexterity or anything
if I remove the ring.
Now, what if I get a juicer ring with more resistances?
Your weapon doesn't have a rune and it does it, yeah, I have the 15% of their weapons
maximum.
So I'm getting 15% there also.
Half instead of what, hooking form?
Let's see what the damage difference is like.
Okay, Max, see damage average, 367, damage average, 339, it's negligible, life goes to 13849, 13849 divided by 25 equals 553, we're 30 off.
If we gained more life, we would gain more also.
50 can be solved by getting a tree finger glove.
If we get tree finger glove upgraded and double socketed corrupt,
then this would give us another portion as well.
This needs to be double socketed and be corrupt,
be corrupt which is going to get expensive. I'm not going to do the
percentage upgrade because there's only like three word difference. There's 23
word and this is we just volit and hope for two seconds basically. Didn't get it.
It's unlucky. So we have to do that every time until we get one that's both
upgraded as well but in order to upgrade those they need to be like can I get an
exceptional wait hold on what if I get an exceptional too there's no
exceptional tree fingers shit
Let's buy it with Sockular already so I don't have to Sockular all of them.
Okay, and since we're really having to play around to make this work, if we can make this
work we'll be tankier also.
we need the crest for on this crest
here we go
boom there's one
there's two
please give me another socket on one of these there we go boom done
That's 23 Runic Ward.
That's technically an upgrade.
Okay, that's 544.
So if we go and we add code,
we add one code and one Runic Ward, we should be good.
So one code, now we're at 70.
And if we get one Runic Ward,
where is it here armor 20% increase runic war that's on the armor piece though
where's the
Okay. We need to buy one. Okay. Runic Ward. We need a greater Runic Ward. One of those.
And then we need a Master Work Rune. There. And then we put this one in there. And then
We master work it and now we're at 574.
We should be good and we can resummon.
We did it.
We're able to resummon without it.
So now 15% life is worth the reward room there too.
Yeah, I got that one right now.
Okay, so now I have his life lower.
The problem is that we don't have hulking, which is kind of a bummer, like if I could
get hulking back, and that'd be great, which is 16, 16, 6, 1, 8, that's 6, 6, 4, but we can
We get 90 more than we can add a Hawking back, basically.
Let me see if it for whatever reason works here. Let's let him die real quick.
Now I can't resummon him, so we have to use Heft.
Heft. Okay. So passive note for hooking near your points. Yeah, but this one also gives
some life. And now we need, now we need Wind Dancer back. Here's the thing, can I resummon
them with the other guy up? We'll have to test it. But if the other guy dies, you might
not be able to resummon the policy here.
The plus minion support, oh, good call, good comms, good comms.
That will make it slightly better as well.
Yeah, plus the minions actually makes it work.
It's more efficient cost, too.
It's now 26 times good comms, buddies.
So if I go 6, 6, 1, 8 divided by 26 is actually 639.
OK, so if we could get plus 5 of minion skills, that would be 27.
And if we could get plus 4 here, if both of these went to plus 4 and plus 5,
then we could do it with this setup.
Or we need to get a higher, a higher runic ward conversion from this, which I don't know if that means if I have like a better, a better chest piece, if it actually sells, you know what I mean?
Yes.
Someone is bound to buy that.
Like, I don't know if I get a better one of these, like, does the Runic Ward be higher?
Is the Runic Ward higher based upon my armor invasion, or does the Runic Ward be always
the same?
Like, if I get a Rambler, like, any Rambler here, Rambler jacket, see it's 128, 140, I
I think it's different depending upon the vision. Yes, you have so if you have a good sleek jacket
384 is insane
Yeah, I want to see what it would be like with Runic Ward.
Some of these higher tier ones, okay.
Now we at least have our Evasion back, 36%.
The deflection isn't great, it's only 12%.
It's slightly better.
We want to make sure that none of the jewels have life on them also.
We need to get rid of this one.
This one has all res, which is making that stay alive longer.
We need a better jewel.
Critical strike chance.
better now and then we need a non like we need a weapon swap version with the
other monkey for for boss for you just weapon swap to the other monkey I think
okay two socket boots also yeah two socket boots would be good I'm a little
scared to like slam mine though because I kind of need these. Check a warning ruin of
Halloween, what's that one do? Oh yeah, that's Caster Weapon though. Okay, now we need a
crit version of the monkey basically. So now we look for, what is it? It's rupture,
isn't it rupture, or was it ravine rupture? It's riverside, and I think rupture is the other one.
I hear riverside.
Yeah, I'm not sure, okay. Okay, so this should be better tank-wise.
Heck, Rod is being sold for 50 dibs now. It was three dibs when I got it.
I should have bought like 15 of them and then made the video, bro
But I don't know if I did that people would be mad. So I guess other people gonna make the mind of me
There's a divine
But I'm tankier now all my cobras is still fucked
We need 8% more co-wases max res lower there's something
Oh, it's because I have the other runes on.
I need like 8% more cold breathes now somehow.
God, yours the second you did?
Yeah, I bet a million of you guys bought the fucking tech rods the second I made the video.
Okay, what's working now?
The brass dome sold for two divs, wait, hold on, is this actually, is this actually how
people make money, bro?
People are buying, people are buying these items.
I just made that for like two eggs all the way. What I hold on
When people are buying the fucking items that from my video immediately
Well, is this how the streamers are fucking rich
Like they make the video and then they sell the shit that they talk about in their video
Why like why the fuck are people buying those items?
Wait, that's actually how it happens?
So if I had bought a million fucking, wait, wait, wait, there's no fucking way it's like
this.
There's no way, right?
Like, okay.
Wait, hold on now.
Hold on a minute.
Wait, so if I go and buy this shit, if I buy these and then put the fucking things on them,
and suddenly I'm fucking rich, it's because of my own video?
There's no way this works.
You have the runic ward on there. I mean I can actually only have the fucking iron for
any amount or whatever.
You fucking double-suck out of it and have the shit whatever. It doesn't matter.
That's how that works?
I was like, why the hell is my brass dome selling for two dibs?
the tech rod on exchange I okay well it was three day when I checked
ah let me look
bro I went up two and a half times just since just since the video an hour ago
It doesn't even have that many views
So everyone's gonna let me guess people are buying these
So that
They can make my people are trying to like this is this is fucking shit coins is what it is
They buy these thinking they're gonna go up
that
well I guess I made three dev off that will take it
It's a bubble. It's kind of burst
They are the are the brat are the brass domes like going up like crazy
These were one egg so like people are not listing them for any eggs up
Well, this build feel is pretty good. I feel like this is like two leagues in a row where
I've had builds that were kind of fun, like the Wyvern one was pretty good.
I don't know at what point I get to feel confident enough to feel like I can actually make builds that aren't dog shit, but this one feels pretty good.
I mean, it's better than I thought it was.
That's kind of slappin'.
Maybe I'm sleepin' on myself!
They make Wyvern 2.0?
Probably not this league, I got too many other things I want to do.
He's here for 1.3 million.
Telling God to see about it.
I'm gonna tell Jonathan, because he was asking if I liked the others.
I
Hey
Are you gonna farm trial? Oh shit, yeah, I was gonna test the trial.
Do do do do.
thanks for the lesson on how to do a rug pole plus three div dude get get
fucking scammed everybody enjoy your brass dome dog shit that's three more
div now I don't have to run the map all I have to do is spend two hours out of
the video
Oh my god, he's so cool, dude.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that'll make a good short.
Tim's going to have some good materials for shorts.
Alright, where's my music here?
Alright, I got distracted.
I got so distracted by the fun of the build that I lost my music.
Alright.
Alright.
Now we can calm down and start doing some maps.
Perfect essence of balance.
one. We'll take that one.
What do you think it's of all in effigy? I think it's bait probably. I haven't used
it yet but if I had to guess I think it's bait.
Bro this shit is cracked actually like... Look at him go dude! What even is that thing?
This guy is invulnerable in there.
Get him out of there, come on monkey.
Oh my god, monkey is invulnerable.
Monkey, you have to get him out of there.
Alright, Dextro shirt.
are you having fun yeah this is the this is the most fun build I've ever played
easily but it was the most fun and campaign and now with the so either
tech it's even like more fun and it feels better because now it doesn't feel
such a generic monkey and I definitely feel like I got my own little twist on it, which makes it more fun.
I feel like I missed entirely.
I need to get a weapon swap variant because this is a weaker monkey for single target.
He's got like half damage for single target.
It's Monkey the best pat pretty much.
I got okay, I gotta get the if there's a way to increase that 20 seconds of the tech rods somehow like if prolonged duration
Maybe 20 seconds longer or something
If there's a way to increase that dude, then we really have some tech like
And the best thing about it is because he attacks so fast until it ports to me now
I can like sprint more. Like sprinting is like better now because the students he spawns
he does his attacks like faster so I don't have to worry about like seeing around waiting
for him to slam to keep moving. Actually improves it like pretty massively. This last rare
That was the last rare map.
I don't know.
Where's the last rear mob?
Oh, there's like a thing I'm supposed to clip on here, I think.
Maybe that's where I miss.
Alright, that seemed like a rear mob.
There it is.
Wait, couldn't I tech rod my other companion, too?
Like, couldn't I do this tech on literally all of them?
Like I could tech rod the companion right?
Only one lineage. Oh, yeah, you're right
I feel lucky, I'm a lucky, do I have a odd thing for it, I wanted to hit a bone on it.
you do chaos trial.
Okay, let's do chaos trowel.
I got a message from Kelly that said that they fixed chaos trowel.
So let's go give it a shot.
This was my plan to farm the whole time.
So that is nice and solved.
No game restart for Trial Fix.
Yeah, let me, that's a good call.
Let me restart just to make sure.
Let me even restart the Steam.
You never know.
Are you a big chaos trial enjoyer?
Not necessarily, but chaos trial is the one that drops the adorned and I wanted to hunt
the adorned for money.
I think about the plague bird is a man you don't know the plague bird
They're talking about scourge of the skies.
There's a way to speed up the 1.3 minute rooms.
That's the biggest tax.
I think they should just do the same thing they do with the trial of Sekhlias.
which is make that speed up if you kill rare mobs.
I'm gonna keep you on that line.
The garbage is going to work in a few years, five years straight.
really wear green hold the hair back behind the behind the
headphones the only way to keep out my face
please don't be another one with lightning descends one win wonder he
says
your challenge awaits your challenge awaits
let's go monkey
the fuck made me fall over ground explosion
that crazy minion jewels now they're just like pre-damage and tax
just because you beat the first room
nothing like that my jewels aren't insane yet
they're like decent
If you can.
Eh, pre-chill build, man.
I should probably set up a weapon swap with another monkey for single target.
Have you decided where you press all your buttons for your combo?
I've smashed my face on the keyboard, and how it works.
I love Donkey Kong music, and it fits perfect for Monkey Build.
I like how the top comment on the video was GGG accidentally dropping the best Pokemon
game in years.
You haven't heard the F-Zero soundtrack in a bit?
True, actually.
FGG a lot of Pokemon trading.
trading like hunting and trading good modded monkeys would be would be pretty
fun
I don't care about Flasker Charms, I don't care about Flasker Charms, I don't care about
Flasker Charms.
for the thirsty
All right to the chimera we go
Oh the red monkey
Monkey, hello.
Yeah, the other guy being alive like...
Oh, we got Shen.
The other guy being alive makes sure I can't revive the monkey if that guy dies at the
same time.
The action bar reminds me of TBC Warlock.
What is it?
Shadowboats, shadowboats, shadowboats?
I'll give my expectations we need to make the bramble we need to make the bramble guy
guy like Tinky though so he doesn't die.
we can drop the uh we can always drop the haystower buffer i kind of like having two of them though
for the subs. You put Infernal Legion and Last Gas
by a different companion. Doesn't Last Gas just make him last for a little while? Like
Like this last gas doesn't revive another one does he?
What am I missing about last gas?
The best buff that we could do is have Monkeys help gets lower faster.
Brews spray if you're only using for aura buffs or I look at brew spray.
It starts the revive timer so it can revive the monkey when it dies.
Alright, I'm not too familiar with that jam, so I'll need to look at it to understand it.
I feel like rage stacking would be pretty good, instead of more physical, like either
rage stack. This rage would give him more attack speed. This is like sort of the point
of what we're doing.
At the higher level, give him more damage.
you like the green shirt and early don't like wearing green strikes twice
see this is like okay so this is like on on boss right like on boss we don't need
this we would go like this on the boss because we don't need the for an
allegiance oh and I can the problem is that can't revive him so we need tech
rods regardless. See the companion doing the ability like the purple bear did
billing damage actually. Can't consistently hit max raid stacks. Um it's 30 which is
possible but um the thing that I was thinking was he gains attacks me when
does that max rage.
The best buff that we can get is somehow increase how long tech rods.
Like so later last, but 20 seconds is like the flat so I don't think we can.
Where do you get tech rods?
I got it from uh...
killing uh... uh... exile
like in the abyss
it would be in my monkey haste is using the bourbon i can't accept the
center on
either after the hasted version mod or yeah you have to have a second companion
with haste
follow the path
monkeys up there taking a nap bro
you know what up gauzy? show you the tech
Okay, deesterize upon
tech rods combined with inferno legion,
combined with eternal march,
level it up to level 28 gym.
Means I've reduced the amount of runic worth
I need to summon my minion back to 556.
Meaning I have the monkey up every single time.
And every 20 seconds I reset the soul
either stacks basically. I have haystora on the other guy and I have double attack speed
with rage stacking and attack speed gem on them. Make them fast as fuck. Then I am using
marohes and the great thing about marohes is it gives you runic ward equal to 15% of
this weapon's maximum damage and it has a thousand top ends so that's 150 runic wards
from that which is great and since it's not a bunch of flat it's actually from
physical percentage you actually only lose like 20 of the top end damage and
where the game is runic wards so that's very like efficient
no protects to make it right I have no stat requirements tree fingers in order
to get a giant's blood without having to actually go there on the tree runic ward
on the boots, runic ward on the chest. Now it's worse on bosses, but you know
obviously he's still nuts. That's the boss skill, it's not as good as clear. Then I
dropped all, because we literally want him to die, you can drop all of the nodes
that require defenses, which means you can go even more damage, so I was able to
take all of these, all of these. I have sacrifice of flesh just to help me be a little bit
tanky since I have, like, not a shitload of evasion. And then obviously we get all
of these nodes. It sounds like a pretty solid way to increase clear efficiency, not gonna
lie. It's really good. It's actually really good because it's, obviously, as you know,
it scales based upon how many mobs there are, and he's weakest when he's surrounded by a
I fuck low the mobs, but now he can't die because of tech rods and more mobs actually means he clears faster
So the soul either is like actually perfect for him
Because it gives him exactly what he needs
in order to like become more insane and
Then because we're doing ruin it work
I think you could actually literally drop a vision yes and go all ruin it work like just an in its entirety life and
Runecord, which will let you drop all of these and all of these
With his experience we say you're finally meaning to be a minion Annie. No, I am a pet. I'm a pet master
I'm a really good pet owner
That's what I am
My time with my cat has has increased my abilities with animals
I'm as you know, I'm a zookeeper
Okay, by the way, I bitched enough to GGG that they finally fixed this by the way, Gauze. So now this works
Shout out to GGG for fixing this.
I'm going to enjoy this.
Okay, I still kind of need tech rods because like, he dies immediately.
They fixed the temple. I'll know about temple.
I was bitching and moaning in DMs about a bunch of things that weren't working so
They said they they're working on a fixed first filter sounds they fix the chaos trial
They're aware of and they're working on fixing like the expedition bug etc
Okay, so one problem is like I'm mildly squishy
And this is with campaign monkey by the way
Okay.
Tribal Mask, huh?
I'm a really good pet owner, so this guy wants his pet to die every 20 seconds.
He's not dying, he's being reversed, okay?
Expedition bug? Oh yeah, you can brick your...
You can like, straight up brick your Atlas.
So here's a PSA for you guys.
Um...
Okay, so this is what it looks like on the Atlas when you go to Secluded Tempo,
but if you have...
It can turn into an Iron Citadel if you have Heldon.
So don't use Hilda if you're doing exposition because it can literally delete the bosses that you're required to do for quests, which means you can brick your Atlas.
Now I'll repeat after the adds, unlucky timing.
I'll repeat it, don't worry.
Can be modified while corrupted.
yellow slam.
Whoa, Metascapes gained 27% energy.
That's kind of a corrupt look at what hides in tier 16 giga juice maps
10x Diviner, a whole lead.
Diviner socket, because it can be modified.
Oh my god!
Wait, skill effect duration and metascoes gain 27%.
What's the exposition bug?
I'll show you. So this is the X, look at this, secluded tempo, and it turned into the iron
citadel. So what happens is if you have held on and you do a map, and it hits that like
25% chance to upgrade a map, it can upgrade the quest boss to like a random citadel, etc.
And if that happens, then it literally deletes the boss, you have to clear in order to actually
complete the quest. So you can literally like hard lock your atlas from expedition and not
be able to progress the expedition anymore. So do not use Hilda while you're trying to
do your expedition quest. Okay? Until that patch is fixed.
Alright, what should we slam this thing again?
I feel like this thing is kind of good.
Scalefactoration and meta game, like...
I mean you could divine this thing now at this point.
I feel like it's actually worth something.
only one with those mods. Put a 15 div. So the tempo, the only way to double crop yet.
Well, yes, I found so far as to show you mobs and show map mobs, fire, since resistor
nuke.
Yeah, I suppose.
Yeah, we gotta go riverside to try to get a better monkey.
any extra crits monkey and then this guy will be even more nuts
oh gazi are you still here
Okay, stream again.
Let's show him the tunnel tech.
How is this monkey?
This is the new LP dude.
will eat their monkey.
Gonna make some dibs off your video, yeah. Apparently I'm not a good build creator because I guess you're supposed to make a shillow of the money off your own builds but
money off your own builds but instead I'm just broke all the time I guess.
Good looking him go.
Watch him kill this guy, watch this, watch him get here.
Alright, we need to get the, we need to get the Arman move out of the...
Echo give me a...
See out of the thing?
Here give me a...
See out of the, there we go.
Omen Echo is huge, it's a div.
not being able to change damn creep rewards makes you sad I thought you could change it
How's the deli macaque work
The bar fills up as you get more delirious. This is kind of an indicator of where you are.
You go into the different mirrors. Activates different things depending upon what mirror it is.
Like you can kind of find a mirror depending on where you actually hear some mirrors, right?
So some more mobs that way. Delirious makes the mobs like take care and do more damage.
I don't know if it's a depth on this, doops.
I don't know if it's that.
please.
Graphics not low-ends becoming a problem.
Yeah, there's some visual bugs still.
Which pancreas have you done? All of them except the ritual thing.
You get rare mods on the big guy, you use these tablets that have unique monsters that have one addition to rare modifiers,
and then you do a map called Riverside or Rupture to find a monkey.
That is actually what I am actively working on right now, is trying to get a bigger dick monkey.
Yeah, look at the Brutus Brain and the last grasp, it's been all that later.
I don't think last grasp is going to do anything for the monkey, because I can just automatically
re-summon him. But let me look at Bruce's brain. Vinyans from support skills cannot
be damaged, but they deal no damage. Oh, Phidgis the Orabot. I don't know if I like that, because
I actually do damage. Okay, so here's the thing. We are going to do the monkey now.
Now, we're going to try to get a gigamonkey, and we've got to hope it drops decently.
Okay, plus one modifier, and plus one modifier, and we're going to let him...
We're going to let it reroll twice, try to get extra crits, or we can go all the way in for triple moth.
I think we're going for the giga shiny. I want to go all the way in.
Well, I don't have a third one actually. Okay, I would just go like this.
of
the
the
time for the target
,
Don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die.
Yo, he's, what's born?
He was borned?
That's huge.
Oh, my other guy died.
He won't resummon because of that.
There's the diamond.
Yeah, I feel like the other guy is like getting in the way.
Maybe I do need a bruise sprain him actually.
my one of Bruce Brannum. You might be half two. I see what you did there. Might be silver
or if there's somebody you have to.
Nice to see them.
Ooh, perverted rip, huge.
You brought a pokeball?
Oh shit did I?
call I did. Now we need to purposefully die if it's not a crit one and we can die twice,
which means we will lose exp or we need to choose to not lose exp if we if we want to
keep our XP in exchange for just finding another map I guess. Maybe we'll just keep our XP.
Is that gonna prevent XP loss? Well it doesn't prevent XP loss, it prevents 75% of it. But
But good call regardless
I think I got one right, I think you got one right.
I
Whoops I did the fucking the thing I will deal with that layer
I'll fill that in as soon as I can.
Can't you just log out? No, I need to respawn the instance for it to work.
Like, I have to die.
Okay, this tech makes like the trash mobs like actually just make the build better.
Like I'm so used to like oh no the ton of mobs like that'd be kind of rough for the
monkey but now it's just like a breeze.
Okay, please be a good monkey.
Alright, please be a good monkey.
All damage ignite.
Oh, I leo- okay. All damage ignite.
Magma barrier. I just got fucking one shot.
I mean, I guess that's fine, because we don't want all damage ignites.
Oh, that would actually slap, I suppose.
I mean, that'd be freeze build-ups kind of cool.
I think we're just going to die, try it again, one more.
Lag, lag, lag.
Oh, no, don't lag.
one more
Lag lag lag. Oh, no, don't like all damage shocks is huge. That's good. That's good. We want that one
Don't die don't die now. Just don't die
We magma barrier is bad though because like he becomes tinky
All damage shocks is good
Okay, we're going to try another one, but that's, we'll take that, we'll keep that
poke ball for the moment.
We're not going to commit to him though, we'll just keep him.
How much is Brutus?
What's new?
Wow, it's 7 divine.
I might want to add, to be honest, I might probably want to pick that up.
This might be tech that we want to actually implement at some point.
So as much as I don't like that we might actually want to like we might actually want that on
He's just doing an aura so we don't need anything from him
Rupture up here
of
Okay, if I'm not the new in-game, it's much better dude.
Takes a bit to like get the swing of because it's like kind of complicated.
It's pretty good.
I'm all coming out with the water.
Looks like a... this looks like a chooser here.
Might be a div.
I'm gonna take three greater regos.
If you have multiple ways to make a music explode, can they over overlap or is always
one of the options of random scale?
Are you talking about like corpse explode?
I think it's, I think you can only do one of them.
Never really played too much that in a dead though.
When I did, I did it on my own minions, so...
You will never leave this place right up the falls.
Once you get the unique gold charm, dude, I would love one.
Like I just need a shit little money still for like everything
Yeah, we're gonna I'm gonna be greedy and I'm going for a triple I'm going for a triple monkey
I'm just spending all my currency bro I'm juicing this bill I don't care I was saving
I want this build to be as strong as I can make it. I'm going all the way in.
This probably could have been good. I think I trolled this.
Probably still be good.
Let's talk to you now.
Okay, here we go.
I get hit by the monkey, I'm dead.
Throw your cash up in the new player, whether we get...
Make sure you wait till stash tabs are on sale, and then you purchase all stash tabs with your 300.
Starting with the currency stash tab.
And then merchant tab, so you can buy and sell.
If I could fit in Blast for me that would be great.
any mechanic to the bosses down.
Okay, don't die please.
Slow, resistant, and hinder aura on the beast.
I don't care about those.
It's not good enough for me while I do some with it.
Why is there another one of the same bosses he respawned?
I'm going to skip all this, we're just going to go to the boss, let's go get monkey, clear
after.
I need to be very careful not to die, the monkey.
Okay.
Where are the mods? Where are the mods?
Crypt-resistant, Hinder-ora, Magma Barrier.
Can I reset this somehow? Like...
Don't die, don't die, don't.
I don't want this one. I mean, I guess I will adopt him anyway.
There's no way I like reset him, right?
Like without dying, I can't just like infinitely reset this, so I guess we just have to claim him.
One second.
Let's go find, let's go find the next, the next monkey.
I'm going to go with strong boxes next.
Okay, rupture.
So rupture there.
Okay, that works for me.
So either there's a rare mod or what's going on here.
Oh, what up Lance?
Okay, so here's the tech.
All right, you ready for this?
So we're using tech rods with infernal legion.
We make sure that we take no defenses of all on the monkey so that he kills himself with
infernal legion.
The tech rod gives him so either for 20 seconds, all right?
what happens is when he dies I'm using eternal march to guarantee that we just
get another another one up immediately so he gains another soul either and then
we're using brew this brain so he just dies and he just comes right back up then
we gain we're using brew this brain on bramble and if you get haste aura like
fuck is it add again I'll give a second I explain you to Lance
I'm gonna get away for that to be up so
okay you're here all right hold on the cat got in this watch he's not supposed
Okay, so it's tech rods plus inferno legion to kill the monkey in order to get the soul
either, okay?
Then obviously because we want him to die, it frees up a shitload of space on the tree,
like we don't have to take any of the defensive mods to keep him alive, and we don't have
to take any life mods or anything like that, right? Then we're using Brutus
Brain on the borrower with haste aura and the cool, and this is just a raw
campaign monkey here. If you use haste aura on the borrower, the
borrower does this thing where he stays underground when you're sprinting, so
like if you watch, he's gonna be underground and I always have the haste aura.
So he stays underground unless you stop and he will constantly teleport on top of you
So you can sprint ahead and then he will harm sin always be with you
Because he's just teleporting underground
So you have your haystower always and because he's so either in
Because he's so either in he keeps up with you and it always has haystower also
And then you can just keep sprinting and he'll teleport with you and just fucking kill everything as soon as he dies
You just respawn them again the inferno Legion itself is enough damage to like kind of chunk like white mobs
But obviously the whole point is the inferno Legion
So the monkey still has enough damage to be like kill all the fucking bosses like no problems the monkeys insane, right?
But the weak part about the monkey is always like abyss like huge abyss packs, etc
It's like kind of sketchy, but because if you do the soul either tech
Then it immediately makes it where like his weakness is now his strength and you're just like absolutely shredding packs
So this tech kind of solved my issue with with packs. And also it made it where I don't have to worry about defenses like it all on the tree.
So I don't have to take res, I don't have to take life, I can all of my jewels, all of my points, everything can go in it.
Now there's one problem with the build, which is that you have to have a runic ward in order
to actually use eternal march, but the math of it is, so the way it works is you have
to have, depending upon your gym level, I have enough where it's 26, you have to have
the monkey's HP divided by 26 amount of room ward, so I have 600, this amount of 16,618
618 life divided by 26 means that I have to have 639.
That's not right.
It should be 554.
Oh, this is before the, this is if I have hooking form.
Without hooking form, it's like 540 or something,
556 I think it is, because I think it's actually like,
I think it's like 13,890 or something like that.
Should be like 500, yeah, OK.
So this actually makes it where, that's how much it costs.
So if plus the level, it will actually make him cheaper
to summon.
So he'll get re-summoned with Runicort instantly.
Now, here's where it gets even cooler.
The build's actually super fucking cheap outside tech
rod, because what you can do is you can brass dome and just
immediately have enough.
But if you don't want to use brass dome, you can use any
chess piece with evasion, ES, and some Runicort, et cetera.
Obviously, you know, same with the boots and all that.
But then we're using Tree Finger, think of as giant blood.
and we're using vertex they have equipment as no attribute requirements
which allows us to use the mora we are stopping about this one with you remember
before launch
we can use this
now the clothing about this one is because the physical damage is so high
it would like the downside of this doesn't matter at all right
because uh... the tax be this matter because we're not doing any damage so
anything is doing damage to actual monkeys so this is has an enormous amount
of value from the damage the monkey
but also it's just use this
The warding ruin of armature, which gives us 15% of the actual weapon's top-end damage
as runic ward to solve the problem for eternal march.
But then because the weapon also gets its damage from the physical percentage and not
flat physical, this only takes down the top damage by 22.
So I'm only losing 22 top-end damage, and this is like a five-exalt fucking weapon.
Like it's nothing.
Okay, and the most expensive part about this weapon was the wet stones, bro.
So this is fucking free.
And that combos very well with the fact that we need runic ward.
Then the tree fingers are one exalt, and I can runic ward it, and then I can runic ward
and then slam it in order to get double socket to get more runic ward on it as well.
Then plus dominions helps with both the eternal march to make it cheaper, and then obviously
and make some more damage.
And so the combo is just fucking good.
Like there's a lot of synergies.
There's actually a lot of synergies with the build
that make it work really well together.
And then I use attack speed, rapid attacks plus raids
because he's constantly resummoning,
so he's not max rage a lot,
but he stacks it fast because soul leader.
But right when he gets up is when we need the attack speed
to help him soul leader.
And because Tech Rod gives you 40%,
rapid attacks is 25 flat,
and this is 15% when you're not max rage.
He has a bajillion attack speed from the get go,
which helps him stack the cell later and faster.
And then the fact with the tunneler,
like I was showing you earlier,
the tunneler just teleports underground with you
all of the time, like this.
The haystower is 100% on the monkey.
And it's a giant fucking circle jerk
that actually just works really well to get it, bro.
It just works really well.
The single target damage can be,
if you don't like the single-target damage because he has a frontal region so
either
you can uh... you can swap this
uh... you can literally swap this out
by uh... just using weapons swap with another silver fist
like you can weapon swap
the surface how hard was it to get a story or burrow
uh... really easy because i discovered this burrow or tech because i just
randomly saw one of these guys in maps and i was like oh yes hey store i
haven't bothered farming one yet so i just came down and i realized wait a
minute
he's like insane
because he gives you a hundred percent uptime on or because he teleports with
you a hundred percent of the time.
So, uh...
yeah, no, I'm very happy with how it all came together.
Surprisingly, this whole build was a huge accident because
I got the borrower from the haste to wear by accident. I got tech rods because I was
trying to farm harder than well and it dropped from killing the lichborns
and then i just started testing stuff and it worked fucking great together
so you're saying you're having a bad time i'm saying it's it's
it's a pretty damn good time
i'm quite enjoying it
i put a video out yet as a video out on it the video has like me wearing much
more dog shit gear than what i'm wearing right now
and by that i mean i was just literally wearing brass dome everything else is
basically saying that
You know when you try farm burrow or yeah, good luck with the burrow or I mean
I guess you don't have to have a burrow or but the burrow is nice because he doesn't stop to attack stuff
He's underground. So when you're sprinting you always have him
I am and then the monkeys fastest fucking teleports with you and because he is so
Slowly either he just automatically clears stuff and so he's almost always with you sprint too
So you're almost like inferno legion level like clearing with with sprinting
Because of that. Can you clear all content? Yeah
So it just all really worked well together, a bit of a happy coincidence.
And now we're trying to farm a better monkey, because I'm using the campaign monkey still.
Three additional bosses throughout.
What's the borrower's base reserve? It's pretty high, if I remember right.
When qualityed, it's 47.4.
So this is where it gets fun, like you just go and now he's clearing fucking everything.
Like he's literally like spinning like a cyclone, dude.
And you just sprint, and he just like fucking clears, and it is absolutely insane.
So sick, you like that?
I was pretty happy about this.
So now he's solo-ing, watch him solo-ing through the boss, here he goes.
I still expected the Devin dance, now I dropped it.
We need a good name for, we need a good name for the, uh, for the build.
catch you like a monkey eater or soul monkey.
Harambe's Revenge.
Instead of Tech Rod's revenge, call it Harambe's revenge.
of the monkey monkey the Grand Slammoning
Missab salami
Oh, 50 Spirit and 15 Aureze.
Yeah, that's nuts dude.
I think that's an easy div.
How much do you bet tech rods up to here?
I should have bought like 15 of these things, it's a 7, okay it hasn't like skyrocketed
too much. All right, here we go. We got one chance of the monkey. Just call it apeshit.
Alright, it's actually pretty good.
I take this I want to die.
well now wait what is he doing he's going crazy somebody stop oh my god
there she goes
Somebody stop him!
if they will never change this this is gonna be my build every league start every build
by the way.
i will i will be start this every single week
holy shit dude
Okay, now we have to see what the drop is, what is it, what is it, what am I gonna say?
All damage ignites, all damage shocks, yeah we are taking that, take him, take him, take
him, take him, take him, take him, take him, take him, all damage ignites and all damage
Sharks is wild.
That's a good Pokemon.
That's a good one.
but that's the wrong one, we want this one with the other one
all damage ignites, all damage shocks, yep, that's a good one
we'll commit to that for a while
4div really?
It's more like a 3div I think.
Why do I only get two modifiers? Isn't he supposed to have three?
Why don't I have all damage ignites? Can you only have two modifiers?
I need the all damage ignites.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Good cause, super confused.
Burning ground on death?
That's sick because he dies so he burning grounds on death also, but that's really he doesn't really good
That's really good dude
Same life, good question.
He did get leveled up, so his life probably went up.
49, 38.
Gotta do the math again real quick.
574, I have literally 574, but it's 0.5.
So I need one more, I think.
I think I literally need one more.
Knock and summon him. It just takes all of it. We're good.
Oh, there's an overrun here on the ravine.
Do I have any rogues left?
of
Damage well companions in your present cool down recovery rate
Uh, it's cooldown recovery rate. That's, it's not valued at all, like, part of the well.
Grenade, cooldown, true. I forgot about grenades.
It's...
Queden Recovery rate, yeah.
The rare stat, yeah, it's decently rare, you're right.
It's hard to remember what's highly valued or not.
Minion attack speed, minion crit chance.
Quiddag recovery is good for eternal march but minion attack speed, minion crit, um, minion crit right? I mean 3% is not that big. I want to go minion crit, it's good for monkey.
Skill, mana cost, convert to life, attack speed, flask duration, these are really dog shit.
It's a very dog shit.
I guess, yeah, attack speed, I mean the other ones are like dog shit.
Chance to aggro a bleeding and target you with attacks, that might be okay if the monkey
was bleeding.
life crystal. Okay, she was in the chance of Pierce. She's not good. I'm thinking, I'm
thinking aggravate, like this is just bad one. Well, I mean, these are both very
Niche, Pierce is less Niche. I'm just gonna take Pierce, like maybe Pierce does
something. I feel like Pierce is not really one very often, whatever.
I'll put up for five.
Bucket four.
Okay.
Okay, so I have a much better monkey.
let's go towards the last questline you do
i'm gonna die
knock down and that's it
and low some higher, alright
what's it's gonna crack amulet now surely
He just rode through that guy.
I can't revive him.
Yeah, I need one more.
He is one health too much.
I literally need it to cost one less to re-record.
Accuracy of course adds bonus damage of course to have stun build up.
I need one more Rune Accord so now I guess I should have quality of these gloves would
have actually made the difference hilariously enough.
Try to find new glove, yeah, that's the route to take.
it's just gonna be kind of expensive
what's this health right now and
yeah I need one more
I'll reduce his health by 26, and there's no way I'll reduce his health, sadly.
I don't actually have Hokinon do I?
No.
The skill gem is the attribute, yeah, that's a bummer.
The skill gem is not as important.
And the attribute is mandatory, as well as it is more extensive.
Simple lock
Where did I put these?
Yes?
Yes.
seems like a good deal
speed
so it is
Okay, I need one more runic word, which means I need tree fingers.
true fingers and what I actually want is I want a pair of these that are
exceptional.
The price of these have already tripled.
There were one exit
Okay, let's hopefully, it's gonna cost a div here, but let's hope that we can, that we
can actually make this work.
Oh, I need the Varanus Crest now too.
All these are expensive.
Okay, so now I'll do this, 28, and now I have to crop it and I have to get lucky with second
socket.
I didn't get it.
Now I have to do it again.
I need armor scraps.
I'm actually going to spend the div on 64 armor scraps.
I'm going to do it.
Let's see if there are any takers.
I need these.
Wait.
Wait, how did, there we go, okay, please give me a second socket, please give me a second
socket, please give me a second, oh there we go, that one, nice, Cerunic Ward and Code
Rez
Okay, how much is that 549 the other ones were 574 yeah, okay, so I need cold rez
Rinnick Ward
five seventy nine. Okay. Should be enough, right? The rest of these I can sell for like
a div I guess or something seems like a good deal
okay does it work
the next upgrade will be a ring and chest plate nice
Let's see how the mix companion bigger. It's called hooking form. It's fortune.
get a monkey
We need a way for the monkey to take more damage.
I guess I can make him take percentage of my damage, but you would lose like offensive.
It would lower his max life too though.
You have 30% less, which means I need less runic board.
I haven't- the problem is the mobs are dying too fast. I haven't been able to tell if the all damage ignites and shocks actually does anything yet.
I need a boss with a lot of HP. I need to go kill an Arbiter or something.
T16 maps, yeah I guess.
Did you miss build showcase today? Nah, I realized it was too early and like
people don't have their builds online yet. Not much to showcase.
We're gonna do it next Sunday.
Oh, she don't kill me.
So leader doesn't get more AoE does it, it doesn't right.
people are buying those gloves.
Alright, why is that guy liking going your bow?
some scale cost to life lower the ward cost for scale I don't think that works
also you know I realize
I need the
oh no I was going to say the maximum quality rune for the mace but you can't do maximum
quality room for the maze. I need legacy room.
I wonder what legacy room we actually want to put on the maze.
Okay, why can't I not resummon him?
Sometimes I can't resummon him.
shouldn't be happening. 149.38, turn of March 26, 574, should be working.
The core down recovery is a cost multiplier.
Maybe that's the issue.
Oops.
I'm using the hammer vertex with tree fingers.
Good morning, Mr. Hew.
That's how I watch the monkey was blue.
Now it's red and text faster. What changed? I got a new monkey. I benched the old monkey and I added tech rod.
I have a whole video on it if you want. It's directly below the comment you left.
It's directly above.
What's going on here?
Let's go kill big monkey.
our monkey versus their monkey you have an open skill slot in low level
spell with minion pack remove a chunk of minions life lightning more plus
minion pack that's good yeah we could do curse for that reason
doesn't have a weapon
but there's the shock with the burns actually crazy
The problem is the bear is doing too much damage.
I don't understand these loading times.
There we go.
Yeah, there's another minion joyer here.
I bet that's someone buying for me to watch the video.
And now they're in my hideout.
Yes, choose what you need, of course.
They don't like it when you're watching.
Man these loading times.
use my maps!
I want to go kill a boss.
Sorry, but they're expensive.
Oh wow.
It's very expensive to kill Arbiter, and it's about 21 divided, I kind of can't
afford this from then Arbiter. It's another boss I could kill though.
Arco big boss.
5 dip for a breach lord sack.
You about to have your arm there up if you want to fight? Hell yeah.
I just want to kill something. I'm down.
Oh yeah, I was going to try Minion Pack for the curse.
Dude, this shit.
The monkey is too strong bro, it's destroy the server.
I'm
loading loading loading.
Oh damn man.
How's the minion build?
This shit is insane. I have avid new tech today and
Wait and feast your eyes or anybody so you're about to watch what a big monkey looks like when it's solely
He's ramping just give him a second
He's now about to solely you ray watch this
Okay, give him some time. He's solely adhering
He's now going to become faster and faster and faster watch this shit
Oh, no, my fucking god, of course. I fall over right away
Okay, can I get him out of the fucking corridor so I can start, like...
Look at this shit.
He's the ultimate warrior.
Okay, but I'm supposed to be able to summon him. There's a problem with my current other companion.
I've been messing around with some stuff so far.
Question mark? Yeah, he gains soul either.
So I have some tech set up where he gains soul either 100% of the time.
And then he just ramps endlessly.
So his attack speed is instant.
And he basically does like infinite fucking damage.
He just kills everything. Like I don't know. I don't know how to explain how he did.
She will die for this. Yeah, I mean I have mass AoE.
It's a really bad map to showcase this on by the way. Like...
If you hang out for a moment, I'll show you a better map. Let me just kill this one.
You get a big open map, you'll see. Like he ramps like infinitely.
Or as many mobs as he can kill in 20 seconds, he ramps basically, but...
I see, I don't know why I can't summon him right now.
I'm supposed to be able to summon him.
Oh, it's because this fuck was dead. Wait, what? He shouldn't be dead, right?
Why is this health not...
He should be able to be summoned. There's something weird going on with this.
There should be no problem with this summoning.
to something anyway here we go so now he's he's ramped a bit
see look at the speed of him rolling dude like
he's supposed to be up a hundred percent of time too but there's
there's a problem there's some bug going on right now I'm not really
there's some kind of bug
go ahead on the right buddy
You remove Bruce on the other main now.
I wonder if it's, I wonder if Wild Protector is dying.
There we go, now we've got resummoned.
i think there's an issue with the this companion dying
some map modifier
uh...
maybe
i gotta read someone now
It's probably the it's probably the bear dying and I have to remove the
burrower
He's basically Nassus, like, he stacks, you know.
Nassus Monkey was not on my bingo sheet for what I expected this league, but, you know, I'll take it.
So we stack him, and then we go into Boss here, I guess.
Okay, watch and then we just give him, this tech rod doesn't work here, we'll just give
him damage.
Now here's a single target damage.
I don't know if you've seen the single target damage though, on this guy, Aang, but watch
he all damage ignites, all damage shocks, and one million damage once we...
I've hit for two million before.
I also have 30% less damage than I have normally because I have like a lot more
Utility shit on them right now
You have a new arbiter up. All right invite throat seeker
Now he's pretty nuts here watch I'm gonna kill an arbiter for this guy
Okay.
We're gonna kill an arbiter real quick.
humans in here all right here we go
Let's go monkey.
Oh wait, did he not activate it yet?
He might need the item to activate it
Right here, he's coming. All right. All right two player over there. Let's see
He's got the Diablo wings on
Yo monkey's mad at it, yo that screenshot of the monkey dude is sick.
The fuck?
That's a fucking screenshot, alright I screenshot it back.
Okay, here we go. I got a screenshot of that. That's a fucking screenshot, bro.
Okay, watch this. Watch this damage. Are you ready?
The enemy returns.
But he's fazed, alright. That's 10 million damage.
This world must be purged!
Arbiter more like Arbiter of Ass.
Re-summon him, how do you get him?
Alright, 15 million damage.
You said you want a monkey buff, that's not what you had in mind?
I mean, it's kind of good man.
I think it's pretty good.
Rambay's revenge indeed.
Thank you for letting me fight your arbiter.
That was very fun.
I'm sure that will make a good clip for Jim.
Yes.
This is all we have.
Times of the Essence.
I'm going to ball your maize
I should probably buy more of those before my video drives the price up on them, because
I want to try to make a three socket as well.
Oh, perfect regal.
Oh, yeah, I need to put the tech on.
Where's the mob?
There he is.
Prefer the red, nice.
Oh, here we go monkey get in there
Oh, do our momma have come to bargain?
Oh, oh, man, the lily, yes, there it is.
Good old monkey.
Get a monkey.
All damage ignites is like nice for dot damage.
Oh, wait, hold on. I think that's influenced. Hell yeah, that's gonna be a... that's gonna
be a diamond. Just printed a 5-dip right there, thank you. What's the next build? Oh
I want to get this one like basically mirrored here and maxed out
I'd like a crit monkey would help a ton with damage
Yeah, I want mage blood too. Also, we need to get the minion rings
Like we can make this build probably twice as strong
Why is the monkey so cracked?
I've figured out some, like, soul leader tech on the monkey.
Works pretty good.
Double Annoi Amulet.
Yeah, but I would have to get plus 3 minion double annoi and be pretty hard.
Have to get double minion annoying it'd be that's almost impossible. I think I
Have to get double minion annoying somehow. There's a divine
Another divine you're kind of printing right now and or of a chance you I'm actually printing
Monkey ate like 3 bags of focus fuel, there you go.
use code DM to get 10% off exclamation mark focus fuel.
This attack with Rero and Monkey Mods, you have to go to maps, with maps have an additional
rare modifier and these are three divine each tablets you need to get three of
them and then you need to do rupture or riverside until you get a monkey that has
the mods you want. There's not what I would consider a fast process. It's
It's four different on ID'd.
Oh, it's you.
We'll put this up for five.
Is that a good price for that?
I have no idea.
67 Spirit with a suffix open.
Alright, I'm going to job on that because that's double...
Is that full?
Alright.
This could be good if we hit minions, so I'm just going to abyss this and hope it hits a suffix
I literally hit the prefix it's brick now
And they hit the only one it's you can't hit the fortune line
Could have been like very expensive
Can you explain how Mace Blood Belt works for a new?
basically a handful of different really good stats and it's a grab bag of which
stats the one has. It can be like movement speed, res, like all kinds of things.
It's very very very strong. It's also very expensive. I need to make a hundred
divine basically in order to get one. I don't know if we're gonna make a hundred
divine in time but I'd really like to farm one. I got to figure out farming
strategy though. Just dropping Maze Blood for him to see while I certainly am
trying yep now that's that is a minion right there boys
of
ah yes
monkey aim for 33k before crit not 33k
330,000
and that's with the non-damage route like supports on
It's all the, the, the, so either shit.
I can try this good spirit plus a plus four on the offhand.
Yeah, I got a plus four, but I think I'm lucky enough to get spirit.
Okay, abysmal pets equal whack-a-mole, yeah that's what I said earlier.
Like whack-a-mole dude.
Very funny.
The monkey's got a mean cleave.
Monkey the only viable one.
Nah, you can play others.
The monkey has a very insane crit and scales very well with attack speed.
i think the hyena can be quite good actually
missing new upgrades
were you here for the so we either bit
star for two when you left
We figured out the ultimate upgrade, he now is soul either.
Watch when we get to a map with some...
Yeah, I left that 3px award, got it. He's even stronger now, like 142% chaos damage.
Only tier 4.
Oh my god, plus 3 of all spell levels on a rarity base with 140 life.
Wait a minute. Wait dude, that is expensive.
I have the only tier one tier one of it
that's probably hmm
let's say eight div, seven or eight div
I'm gonna put up for eight for a while
I can't explain this to either tech
Well, I did in the video, but I'll explain it for the people that are new.
So there is a lineage gem called Tech Rod's Revenge, which makes it where when the minion
dies, then he actually stays alive for 20 seconds.
So when his life hits zero, he stays alive for 20 additional seconds.
During that 20 seconds, he gains soul either.
If you don't know what soul either does, gains 1% skill speed for 4 seconds when the enemy
dies in your presence, stacking up to 50 times.
So that's 200% skill speed.
Then he also gains 40% attack speed.
Now we can make him proc this by using Inferno Legion, which will slowly kill him as he takes
damage, fire damage based upon his maximum life.
Then we can make him take more damage and deal more damage by using Field Infrancie so he
dies and procs the soul either quickly.
Now the thing is, is the downside of this would normally be, okay, he's dying, and well,
he's gone for seven seconds, right?
Like we need him up, so I'm just, every now and then, your arbiter of ass is up, yeah,
invite me bud, throat seeker.
He's dead for seven seconds, this would be the downside of this gem, but we counteract
this by using a gem called the eternal march.
Eternal march is also a minion tagged gem, meaning our plus dominion level is affected,
And we spin Runic Ward to revive the minion, so we can revive him instantly using Runic
Ward, which means we have a permanent soul either guy running around.
And now we are going to show you what the non-soluether single target damage version
looks like.
It's not like you can use eternal marks. What you have to do is calculate out the number that you have here.
So like this starts at like 20, right? It goes up to, depending upon your level, it's 26.
Use that number divided by are you divide that your maximum life of your monkey by that?
So seventeen thousand nine hundred and sixty right divided by twenty six would give you the amount of runic ward you need
And this is sort of what like the single target damage looks like
Holly's gonna have dr in the beginning so it's not gonna really do much damage in the beginning because it's the yard
So that's DR damage.
Okay DR should be over.
Yeah so he just uh...
That's 10 million damage.
Okay, monkey, get him.
He just slammed for like 4 million with the burn.
He can slam for like multiple million.
I can hit between 2 and 3 million with a good slam.
Nice, you got a diamond, congratulations, bud.
Thanks for letting me kill your armor there to show off the build.
This is a bit of an expensive run.
Really wasn't when I started this was like less than 10 eggs alts. This was for divine and this part is expensive
This was like 10 eggs alts. The rest was just like random rare items
And then as many plus elevators you can get you do not have to have plus to seven just as many as you can get here in here
I think the whole build
For items like one let's just call this like one div between this
I'm like one day between these random dog shit rares.
It's two div and then this is four.
It's like six div.
But then you also need tech rods, which just dropped for me.
And it was three when I started.
But because I've been talking about the build,
it's going up in price.
And it was seven last time I looked.
Yeah, it's seven at the moment.
Your chest and ring are shit.
They are.
Yeah, the chest is shit.
This ring is shit.
This is literally just 26 all res.
This is all that reads.
it doesn't even have life or anything.
A lot of it's quite shit.
Have an order.
It's a very viable build for not very much.
The problem is, if you want to do the sole either, it's tech
rod, so you don't have to have sole either.
You can just do these two, and then it's like 5 diff.
That's one level of dry banner, unlucky dude.
saying you're how many went up by double.
No, it's still four.
It's right there.
It's four, Dave.
It's the same.
Let's see here.
The cultivated, I guess, isn't even good anymore.
you
Let me try something here
It'll be annoying to do anyway.
Minion pack.
Okay, so I could do I could do living bomb with minion packed
Let's see, will this work?
Living bomb with minion packed from a nearby minion.
receptor with pain offering. Oh you're talking about rallying, receptor pain? I mean yeah
you can you can run pain offering. I think it's just increased damage like I
mean I don't really feel like damage is needed.
I don't know if this actually works or not.
It's working on the bear for sure.
Definitely removed health from the monkey.
I can lower the health of the monkey faster if I want you.
I see this is removing it from the other guy too, doesn't it?
Yeah, see it summons the bear back.
Yeah, I can't do that.
That's good tech but it doesn't it doesn't work if you have the other guy
Because it kills the other minions and the other minions you stay alive and force money
Well imagine being that guy just having this giant fucking monkey come out nowhere to crush you
Oh
Here we go with the crash here we go with the crash
I thought you were the only one, you're not the only one, I'm crashing all the time.
You can't reset Atlas points, but you can get all of the Atlas points.
Good news for you.
Yes.
You wanna?
You wanna wampa?
Sabanarope!
Sabanarope!
Good night.
Holy loading screen game bro.
You only play for 9 or 50 hours?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
You only play for 9 or 50 hours?
No.
I used the other client too.
Man, I would love to be able to connect to the game.
What happened, I mean, well, where am I?
I didn't know you could get down here.
Oh, what's happening?
Oh, I'm like, oh, okay
All right
Back in boys for gaming again. No big deal
Alright, we're gonna do some tier 16 irradiated like giga juice maps I think.
Oh
is and like good and look cool but it's also just fucking fun the perfect failed
kill shit fast
billion single target damage good AOE I don't actually have to like focus on
every mob I just run around and pick up my loot like he kills everything
Imagine with the mageblood, here's the thing, we can get movement speed, I think, on a belt.
So I think we can just get, I think we can just get, like, a movement speed belt.
Let's go try crafting, actually, minionship from there.
Let's go to the breach.
Oh, these loading screens are killing me, man.
These loading screens are killing me!
You're killing me, loading screen, you're killing me.
These loading screens are killing me.
GGG will fix it, I must believe, must believe!
We've got a lot of them.
and
banded
we asked me about a ring
i don't have any rings so i'll try the belt
Okay, let's go.
Minions have damaged command scales.
Revive 5% faster.
15% movement speed.
See, is movement speed a prefix or suffix?
That's the root question.
of course
area of effect, they have area of effect
but that one's good, wait, AOE is crazy bro
air we want area effect and movement is what we want
working belts charm saw lighting damage okay about lightning damage
Roll your value two times.
Always have too many mildfires.
And they can also have unending, or kind of undead.
More cooldown recovery rate.
25% more minion damage.
damage. You gain Archon of Death all your persistent minion damage. 5% of hits taken
from Spectre's life before it's Spectre.
I mean, Archon of Death could be interesting with offering.
Maximum life AOE, damage of the command scales, triple minion with fire res, that actually
might be worth some money if I slam that.
from mobilization, movement speed, and area of effect
and damage with command scales.
And we have 174 life.
Immobilization build up.
15% movement speed is good.
Crafts of Modern instructors, damage per different commander, your minions are gigantic if they
have revived recently.
That's actually pretty good. They've revived recently four seconds
Because I'm reviving them all the time so he does 20% more damage
Like he would do he would do 20% more damage for the first four seconds while he's dying and
And then when I have to actually cast the revive, it won't matter.
It seems pretty good.
Life, yeah, but it doesn't actually matter because you lose the gigantic.
Because that's revived recently, it's four seconds.
So he's only gigantic for the first four seconds, he has 20% more damage and then falls off.
It's actually not bad.
You can just gym gigantic.
You actually don't want to gym gigantic because you don't want it to be permanent.
It's a very weird build, but like there's very certain things you need to do with it.
adherence, ravaging, and reservation efficiency is good.
Supports minion strikes have melee splash.
That's good.
Minion duration.
Splash is super cracked.
The thing is, does it count as a strike?
I don't think it counts as a strike.
I don't think the basic attack is a strike.
This guy's got a dyno and a bird.
I'm sure someone will want that.
No, the spirit in the sky.
Goodbye.
Have an order?
Is that a good price for that?
I have no idea.
Go on, you're a rascal.
Go this useless to me.
Take it.
Indeed.
What's new? It seems like a good deal.
Okay, what do I sell? Plus one. I need more maroos. I need these.
good rolls, uncorrupted, corrupted no, 10 div for a perfect one huh that's of course
now people are selling these like crazy prices bro, 10 div, 5 div, 8 div, these were like
Like five exalts bro, these were literally worthless like not very long ago.
David's hilarious for this shit.
I'm from Hong Kong with a Hong Kong.
What do you get for putting out the build video? Yeah, dude. Why the hell people listen to me?
Go like look at my video and look how cool the build is but don't play it. I'm trying to I'm trying to upgrade my own build
Stop it guys
Price of myself self out of my own character
I have a buyer.
Oh, that was a good bout.
I have a buyer.
I have a buyer
That was a good belt
Shit any more exalts so I can slam shit
They're like a divines you're like stabilizing
No, I mean like they don't seem like they're
Who tears 16
Okay, do I have any already the tablets or no, I don't have any precursor I need a precursor tablet
Things all right
I irradiated tablet feeling I am believe in in love with me
oh no the orbit chance morons are back
I speak.
Okay.
All right, time to do a real juicer, you're right.
or eight bearings so fast, because I made sure that he's basically as squishy as I possibly
can through a variety of methods.
Barrier contains ritualters.
I'm going to fuck about ritualters.
I'm going to keep that buck.
I want the best shit.
Shano, fortress, forge, fuck forge, respo.
good here 16 irradiated okay let's go let's not fucking die please
got my I'm believing okay 18 fire is we're gonna swap that to cold oh wait
Can I get Arcanist? Maybe they help me out with code?
I don't know what to say.
Cool.
What's code that give me? Oh, nice.
71? That's a big upgrade.
Okay, cool. Alright, let's go.
Time for the juicy map.
Tier 16 Eurelia, level 81 area, okay now we're going to go slow because this is where the
monkey actually gets to like earn his weight here.
I'm also very squishy.
I don't even know what mods these have but seems like a lot of mods so I'm having a bother
looking nice and slow and swap my potion out to I'm trolling myself by having a
healing potion for the minion probably in one tap at some point probably is mommy
look how many fucking mods these are
The diva hasn't dropped yet to be honest.
in there monkey. Oh my god.
as fuck? Yeah, sir. We have kind of a crack build. Oh no, it's falling over. We should
probably farm and sell the bases. Like just the bases in general from this map probably
or worse something. Oh no, I thought that was the one tap.
where the base is for this map, why I just mean because it's a high level map so
the item level of the items should be like 81
82 would drop from the boss
so I can probably like collect the ones for the base of the items that are like
actually somewhat decent
and I might sell for a few eggs all these or something
companion besides the monkey. I use a burrower with haystower and I use the one
that comes with the spear walkers and it's even the bear and the bear is
actually quite good.
Okay, mobs left here, four or five monsters left.
Do you have a quest line to game so far?
Good question.
EverQuestLine.
I mean Expedition is pretty good and it's a little long but it's good.
surprise no uh...
surprise we didn't get a uh...
a drop that mattered at all from this thing
mister ritual summer
I mean, there's no bug going on.
They said the crit's intended and I'm literally just using the tech rod, Jim.
I have a hard part to understand like what would be nerfed other than if they just think
he just does too much damage, I guess.
Like it's being played the way they made it, basically.
Especially those of your favorite in-game content, no, not really.
I feel like a bis is.
So I like the Lyrium.
I do like Breach, but I like the Genesis Tree from Breach to try to get the rings or anything.
Awwww, don't die.
Man, he's so fast, it's hilarious.
Breed trees crack. The Breeds tree, like,
rings are nuts.
They're pretty nuts, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, enough.
All right, let's do the rituals.
Let's head towards the ritual area.
I don't want to use tablets.
I guess we're going to use the tablets.
It don't really matter.
The spirits...
The hunter becomes the hunted.
Oh shit, there's five Ritchards in here.
The Ritchards seem like it'd be pretty good.
These small areas are kind of fucked for monkey though, like hard to maneuver around here.
The wall lets keep cucking his AOE.
Yeah, I've seen the flux.
My base thirsts for blood.
A thirst for blood.
Alright, what do we have here?
We could reroll for 780.
I do want to defer this.
4 out of 5.
Alright, I'm just going to offer tribute.
to the king. Oh, and then we can kill the boss and then
tribute him. That's kind of sick.
Best thing you see in Brits was a chaos. I'm waiting for that time. It's a mage
blood. Surely it can happen. Just you wait and see. Surely.
Hi, Miam Miam.
Do we do all the things for the plus one? Do I have to tap something in my plus one now?
Good kitty, good kitty. Speak.
The hay store from the borrower? I didn't really have to do anything special. I was
maps. My monkey doesn't have haystower though. I was just doing rupture maps with
the additional modifiers to get him.
We always get divine in the campaign. No, I got zero in the campaign.
How much spirits monkey cost he cost a percentage right now mine is forty seven point four
Chilling flux
Oh my god, my dad. Yeah, I'm dead. All right. Well this map this map's juice is gone
It's a bummer. Minus my XP.
I kind of want to get to the boss.
Let's just do some non-juiced maps just to get there.
I have flies. Of course.
Some shell maps to get to the boss to see what we have for you.
Rich, what's up in your, your, our mates, what's up in Rich?
Oh, you have enough points to defer it? Yeah, that's like a, that's a big oof, dude.
So I, I suppose you always wait to defer,
But take complete all of them, but I mean, I guess even if you didn't if you didn't have enough ritualistic
You just won't be able to defer it
Well, love are we now 91?
I think we could probably remove some of my ES evasion.
Hi kitty, good kitty.
Probably remove some of my ES evasion nodes.
I'm giving you the pets buddy.
You just howling for food because you're getting the attention.
Cat's trying to get food out of me.
Okay, you knocked my focus fuel down, you monster.
I didn't close to have enough tribute for the king.
Okay.
Good kitty.
Alright, animal.
Do you have enough time to kill this before the soul eater dies?
Yeah, I should have died to the burn.
I'm going to switch from Twister, I don't know how to get the monkey, use tamed beast
on him.
sure that you have this node enabled the natural order.
This tame beast is to kill bosses, no it does not.
still have to play the game and kill them.
What's the best one to get like mods?
You're looking for extra crit,
hasted,
enraged,
damages extra,
damage shocks, damage ignites,
damage mods.
Number one mod you're looking for is
extra crits, and haystora.
Monkey is actually pretty good at Ritual because everything is so close.
spirit guide my spirit
so method to get three mod monkey, three mod monkey you have to use these modifiers on tablets
unique monsters have one additional rare modifier and then go to riverside or rupture maps
of
Yeah, Riverside and Rupture, where
he spawns yep all right tribute to the king created complete all rituals we got
Do one more ritual.
Oh my god, look how fast he attacks!
Like dude, he's like, he's going insane!
Oh my!
Do you see a hasty ther haste or are they both work?
the
he has invited
my soul is still good to hear it
was that names have great power
and no name I have called a parent with the Wildwood was once before us
as the king in the mess should it break free
you must find the king in the mess
Okay, so I have the king in the mist.
Okay, so I have the king in the mist.
Reveal the crux of nothingness, okay?
Oh, here we go.
You must be closer to reveal this, okay?
in that cayenne.
More coming out of the water.
Monkey, where are you monkey? Come back, thank you.
Cherry bomb.
Ritual, where are you? There you are.
Oh, there he's going crazy again.
Actually it seems like he's best to farm Ritual actually.
since he's like sitting in a,
sitting in a circle like just sucking up uh...
just sucking up all the mobs
they just sit there and summon it on him and buff him up
dude look at him spinning on him dude
he's styling on everybody
kind of hilarious
you wanna roll a monkey druid now you can't roll a monkey druid
monkey has to be spirit walker
cherry bomb
Alright, let's... all of it goes to the king.
Well, that was a lot of tribute.
And it did not generate enough for the...
Alright, root grasp, where are you to the boss?
Here it is.
Down please, monkey.
What is it?
Speak.
Choose what you need.
A useful trade
I'm gonna import and update the in-game version now real quick since it's slightly better
Okay, I updated the Solider version, can I not take this note?
That's Jadol and Locke.
You gotta do anomaly.
It's tied to the anomalies.
Double perfect, huh?
I'm going to go get Valorbe for that, just use that up a little bit.
Boom.
Nope, didn't do anything, I'm lucky.
and
what the fuck does feckin mean?
oh hi there's plateau of the gods
patch out all
what's patch do you got a link notes
Let me guess, the patch buffs the monkey?
Anomalies are like the unique maps.
Convert all armor to evasion rating.
Good damage of enemies hitting you is unlucky.
the prombud monkey is kind of juiced man
carnage heart I don't know if it's actually worth anything I'm not buy it
I normally don't buy stuff in here, but I'm gonna buy this time off a tribute.
and
is that a good price for that? I have no idea.
One Rigo, it's not worth anything.
to do an upgrade it's the same thing just with Ward
Oh, lag.
Oh no, I'm falling over, monkey protect me!
Monkey I've fallen over protect me
He'd the whirlwind of him just like whirlwind and killing everything is so great
Oh, yeah, he's about to get he's about to get a little juiced in here
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that's a that's a companion man think attacks fast enough or what?
spin the wind monkey, spin monkey, spin!
i think i'm a ritual enjoyers league actually
I guess King of Mists is just like fucking dead already?
Where am I going to the arena?
he won he won shot the boss
he won shot him
up in touch.
now. What's the non-corrupted version go for? I actually wear something now. Mine's
27-25. Three div. It's a three divot. It's a two charm slot also. I'm going to putt
for five. I'll do what I can to
sell it for you. Yes. Is that a
good price for that? I have no
idea. Sheer one. Yes. Alright.
Yolo get lucky slam. Sheer two
man up and one they've done someone is bound to buy that 96 is crack and that was bad
54 spirits really good and it's bad
at
Caspid's good
Maybe I'll get like plus three minions or something get lucky
24% Christians
Okay, can't get your booty off my hand buddy
Stop sitting right on me. You're doing it on purpose. Try and she's trying to bother me until she gets food. I
Know what she's doing. I
I've... I'm familiar with what you're doing, Cat.
Have an order?
Seems like a good deal.
I am confused, I am scared, but what we do are jumpy.
Seek out powerful effigies of the nameless, take them and build your own, then with it
Revoke your name.
I have to select five maps.
Use the FG to select five maps.
Select four maps.
What?
Can't sit on the fact fixed? Hell yeah.
Oh.
Fortode to chaos.
Crease tribute.
tribute, increase number of favorites, tribute, more tribute. Got it. Wait, so I have to go
do the thing now. So I gotta go get her body now, right?
fix the restart to fix. Alright, I'll restart. Save the tink boys. Save the tink. Hell yeah,
Save the Tink.
Time to take a divine map to see if Tink is actually solved.
Now if we can just get the loading screen to be fixed.
I have all the pieces here except the jewelry,
scepter, and the jewels and the monkey.
Do you think 13 divs enough for that?
Yeah, I mean, 13 divs fine.
You don't have to get the most expensive plus three
minion, plus four minion.
You can just take like plus two, plus two.
give them like cheap. Every last image was fine.
I think I'm becoming a ritual enjoyer, boys.
Favors, have a chance to cost no.
Let's say a reduced tribute, chance to be magic,
increase chance of essences, increase chance to be omens,
increase chance for something in a circle.
All right, these ones are fine.
Okay, let's go.
I think it's working, oh ladies and gentlemen I'm happy they're at court.
The dopamine is back in the room with us.
It's time to actually farm some fucking loot.
is fixed GGG is on it bro hotfix the bugs are reported
loop filter now actually we can hear shit so we're stop missing div drops let's go
GGG game saved boys
some stuff's invisible that just spawned in
Oh, now you're gonna, alright, now the fake pinks begin, I see.
You can get me with that one, but I figured it was coming.
I just got fucking crushed
Wow
all right boys calm down we need though your guys are ruining the dopamine
right they shouldn't even get the words out of her mouth bro she's got a good
I'm gonna melt it.
Right of the-
Right of the-
Oh, I don't have soul either. I was like, wait, why is he not going insane?
Oh, oops.
I might have been screwing up the...
I might have been screwing up the gyms for a little while.
Oh, here we go, dude.
Riding in the boss, right?
It's pretty funny.
My god, it's pretty cool.
Yeah, I have haste to her.
Oh, yeah, he's uh, he's got a low Super Saiyan.
I can't offer you the king. There's nothing I want to do for a re-roll I guess.
Okay. Is that it?
Now, these are the ones I care about.
Yeah, to be clear, it's not just haystora that's doing this.
I do have haystora, but it's not.
Haystora is not the reason you're looking fucking hilarious.
go on. These are our supplies.
I did when the sound effect hit I was like wait a minute these good or something like
I forgot the sound effects are actually a thing on the lute filter it's been so long
Playing without loot filters, like, actually brutal, dude.
One of the chests you skip before the reroll is 34EX, wait, which one? Was it the reverse chill?
I figured that was worthless now with Shail kinda being murdered but I guess there's still
some tech with it.
Holy monkey go.
Oh, there's a beast.
There's a beast on beast action.
Get him monkey.
Did you update the player?
Yeah, it's updated.
That's the in-game one.
I can't offer to the king
all of these points.
Okay, 1v2, Monkey vs. 2 other beasts.
Tinkster back, Tinkster back, Power's back, that little droid did it, bypass the main
Power Drive!
Nooooo my life pool.
Hmm.
I wonder if Salmanto is worth anything.
Continue the move in crowds of people.
Okay, I'm going to remove these and we're going to rush through this.
Oh
Okay now
Yes
I'll post it right away.
Oh
Mom get the camera mom oh my god get the fucking camera get the fucking camera right now
Oh
Here we go
Oh shit
That's tier 3 I think that's tier 3
Here we go, and that is tier 2.
$5,000 double socket
Oh
It's you
All right, your order is registered
Look at that
2762. Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
Slip strike. Equipment Filters.
2750 minimum. Total res.
See you, though.
Okay, we want to cap it like 2,800. We don't want it to be too crazy. 40 div? 20 did, bro.
It's probably a, it's probably a 25 diver, like, has triple res, dude. How much? Actually,
this at 454 Runecord. I mean, that's got to be, I mean, how much is this mine at? 68,
91, it's 91 total res. So it's better than that. It's like between these two, but this
one's like close, you know. Just refresh the game, the filter is fixed. 62 with 2700,
nine div but it's corrupted. I think it's a ten diva all day, honestly.
Abjura. I think that's an easy ten diva, I think.
yeah quality it
tier one energy shield and evasion tier one energy shield and evasion 18%
ready now I know you just want you more food you already ate your full you're
You're just fat and you're trying to become fatter.
I can't feed you again, no matter how much you meow.
Let's see here.
Suffix only, Exalt.
Oh wait, there's no space for suffix only.
on lane. Ah, a Stum Threshold is pretty fucking dog shit, dude. It's a lost Stum Threshold.
Um, alright, it's worth a YOLO, I guess, but this is pretty bad. Cat, you keep yelling,
bro. You're not going to get any food for three months. That's shaming the cat. I mean,
screaming dude. I'm just moving so you're sure it's dog shit. IT'S DOG SHIT BOYS IT'S DOG SHIT IT'S DOG SHIT
hey
can i help
is that a good price for that i have no idea
kitty
change chest to 15. Do you think it's too good for 10? I think it's too good. That's
already walked in. I can't I can't remove it. I know it's probably better than
can you stop attacking she's biting me
Yeah, she's biting, scratching, attacking, hissing, everything she can do, anything that will get her some attention,
and then she can use that attention and weaponize her into some food.
Oh my god, it's like, this monkey's anime is fucked, dude.
I'm getting the more you how the stronger I become, your tears make me stronger animal.
The deam's working, they're working.
I heard it.
227 mid or the parameters of the giveaway if you're completely midnight you're just going
to send it yes if you want the computer I am buying the giveaway you have to be here
when I'm giving away and I'm going to give it away when I beat the challenge.
Doesn't matter if it's 1 a.m. Whenever I
If I can fully complete the challenges, it will be given away.
Challenge looked like now for you.
Pretty good.
I need to kill this ritual thing which I'm working towards now and then I have to do
the crafting which shouldn't be too bad and then the cartographer which should probably
take some time.
Oh, this is like a boss rush my boss isn't that killing you're
Miss of salami
So tell her where anything right now plus four belly weakness like this one
Let's see, a soul tether.
Nothing.
Rerow.
Oh, I'm gonna whittling, holy shit.
This thing is expensive as fuck.
We can't re-row because we could get a bad one plus the level, huge.
All right, so one more here and then one more here and then I can actually take these.
Five, five, five chaos.
I feel like we don't know.
I mean, the five chaos we're using, the five fire we're not.
effective cursing non-deadendance elements and we probably could get rid of one, two,
four. I mean we're really not using deflection. We could get rid of these three, maybe even these.
That's like five points. It'll give me a lot more damage. Not that I need damage honestly,
but it'll give me all the way to movement speed and attack. Speed is actually huge.
Yeah, I think I'm going to respect those actually.
Has a lead going?
Pretty good, Fub.
The, uh, the Soul Eater Monkey is way better than I thought it was.
aren't doing anything. How much do I lose? Like a hundred, doesn't matter. That's actually
very good. Such a weird tree. You think I go one, two, three, four there? One, two, three,
four or five I still need this
it's a very weird tree honestly but I need the jewels
it still looks right
I do like these nodes though
Okay, now how many points from Jules? One, two, three, four, five.
Okay, we should be even stronger now.
Let's do a juice map just to see.
full of tablets, okay monkey. Oh you know what I need to grab? I need to grab Mind Over Matters
too. Mind Over Matters actually like a huge, or at least 50% of it. I need some of it. Like I
I don't need full mom, the 50% is probably fine, we don't use any mana at all
Ok ready monkey go, well we lost so either stacks I'm lucky
Alright monkey begin your soul either now go
Oh, yeah, he's ramping. He's ramping.
Fracturing, oh, fuck yeah.
Whittling. Uh, you know, we might actually be able to just buy it straight up, so let's wait and see. There's six.
I didn't realize they drop in Ritual, I guess it's a random drop I guess in Ritual.
Oh, oh, he's glitching out. He's stacking some fast glitching up the map.
Okay, you're gonna get in there where you're doing bud.
There you go.
Alright, Whittling acquired.
oh
Buck him up monkey
Do you actually want this?
Go get him, buddy.
Go get him buddy.
Tier 14, if I could grab me a tier 14 Meph.
Kill all the bosses monkey, kill them all.
them all get bigger grow grow my minion
he's got the zoomies all right we roll yellow another woman nice cool
That's probably over here, actually.
where are you ritual
uh... falling over
thank god monkeys insane
scummy
Okay.
Okay, how many more rights do I have to do before I actually get played the fucking game?
Okay, one more.
Oh, I watched this.
Orbit chance.
Viscuit of enters.
Never mind.
I wanted to crack the enters.
Riverside and rupture is the boss for monkey.
Oh, there's a bunch of goodies in here.
Oh god.
Okay, where's the next one?
Oh my god, oh no the oh I thought I was gonna die of the volatile course
Okay, another one up here.
Oh, Lachlan versus Monkey, the king of the slams.
Walkland in Ritual is actually kind of fucking scary.
That's kinda a lot of tribute.
You know what I can expect from mobs and ritual that you, like, are killing it.
Did you drop that Brastome?
I did.
I solved it with just getting better gear in order to have Runic without needing Brastome.
also by lowering the HP of the monkey. Like I need 574 and a half runic war
to some math and I have 580 so plus the level is on the gym helps a ton as well
as making sure your your monkey has the lowest HP possible and you can get
runic ward on like a high ES evasion like type of chest or just evasion
Whatever you can give me a quarter on a chest
Any idea how they gather a spirit gym, you know, I forget but I thought there was
I thought there was like a, oh shit, two divine orbs at the end.
I thought there was, um, I'll tell you what, I actually thought there was like a guaranteed
drop that you could get LD.
Off the top of my head, I'm sorry, I don't remember, but I thought there was a guaranteed
drop you could actually get somewhere in the campaign that would give you a
secondary one.
Might be a Google type situation but I was pretty sure there was one in the
Okay, let's just hope for Tindive.
Good news for you.
There is one in Act 3 where I'm switching the ice shot
off lighting, gotcha.
Go on.
I mean, what level you need?
I can probably give you one.
I'll give you a level six one.
Do you want a level six one?
I have Chalua. I think that works. Yeah, sure. What's your name? Here, just LD, just DM, Throatseeker.
What is it, this is unexpected, of course.
worth this item? Yeah, ritual good. You say your name is used? Legendary? Make sure that
So, yeah.
Okay, cell completed, 10.
You can't search for Runic Ward on Body Armor.
It's not added yet.
We need to add search feature for it, so.
OK, so I have like all the pieces, right?
I got to go back here.
OK, here we go.
First time let's listen to Camille and Micros music and the boys.
The arm, the arm, the body, the wings or whatever.
That's sorry bunch of cultists.
You are chosen!
The goddess is with you.
Let's set off!
The darkness damnness suffocates you. Time we let the lie in.
Okay, uh, what the hell is this?
oh shit oh this is cool fight oh god okay wait hold on actually hurts what is
happening oh my god wait oh and you like die if you go out that you just die if
you walk out there what do I have to do like everything over again okay I still
going in there?
huh
how does this work?
I'm confused
move to the light
Oh shit! It's Verity and Solaris. Oh, that's fucking cool.
Oh, there he is.
Our monkey, you know what to do.
Oh, you got Dodds like the darkness.
You will be destroyed, Beast.
This is probably like their most intricate fight.
This is a much more, like, mechanic heavy fight than...
I mean he's actually kinda slaps too.
He's got HP also, wait he's got like 10 million health.
Oh, he should my guy just crushed him.
That is a cool fucking boss.
I mean my dude like just smacked him for like,
Smack them for like 5 mil there on the hip, but like you know, that's a cool fucking boss.
That would be brutal on a ZDPS hardcore like SSF though, that would be quite a fight.
peace? Yes, it is time. I am afraid to not be. I am with you. Spirit guide you. I am ready.
Thank you for all you've done.
Hell yeah.
Is that it?
Completed?
So the only quests we have left are like the Atlas Master stuff.
Like Hilda, Dorianne, J. those.
And then just finishing up the Atlas Tree basically.
tree basically. Let's see here. Rituals have 8% chance to be Queen's ritual. When you
We're going to do tainted because we're going to chase belt.
He's made some money, plus five div, 43.
Okay, so now we are, let's see here,
five Expedition Busses finished, now it's just Atlas points.
Oh, we have to do Temple, we gotta do atzeri actually.
Forgot we haven't done atzeri yet.
Okay, so here's the plan, tomorrow we do atzeri,
we finish the quest line, which is like the Atlas Masters
here, and then we do Atlas points.
We're trying to finish our eight out of eight here.
When we're eight out of eight, we'll give away the PC, which
means I have to get about halfway on the Atlas points.
And the crafting should be fairly fast.
It's mostly going to be the Atlas points.
Tomorrow is not like a 20-hour stream, because I do have
wow rates tomorrow.
But Wednesday will be a long stream again.
So tomorrow is more like a 10-hour day, maybe 12-hour
day, something like that.
and then Wednesday back to like long days just because wow rates after Tuesdays
that being said
uh... this is
probably the best build-up cook up
it's actually ramping we have cleared basically the entire game
and
if the pc giveaways in tomorrow discusses a shorter day it sounds like a
It'll probably be the day after.
Bordog hunts your presence.
Is there a real variety in what these can do?
What does haunt your presence mean?
You have, like, darkness around you?
is going to have some hits contribute to show magnitude
to progress of magic the gathering
that's not a brand of this it
i'm not uh...
not playing too much right now just like i literally don't have any fucking time
i would make you go
unfortunately
so my progress is basically zero
at the time that I have extra I've been doing well.
We're like pretty degen and like a semi-hardcore Gail
them well, with like Gauzy, Rex, and Karn,
and some of the Peely boys we've been well degening.
OK, videos up.
If you guys want the build, the build is up and online.
The version of this that I am currently playing
is in the Max Role Planner.
You can type Exclamation Mark Build.
It will get better, and the video showcases it directly after me figuring out the combos,
so the showcase is actually quite bad in the video if you're asking my opinion, but it
does explain how the build works if you're trying to do it.
And I think we can probably make this build even better, honestly.
It's already kind of nuts.
That being said, that's about it.
Thanks for watching, boys.
Appreciate it all.
forget to claim your pet if you did buy the pet. I'm claiming mine right now so
don't forget it's what I'm doing here. And I will see you guys all in the
morning. I'm gonna break Gauzy and I'll see y'all in the morning. GG's, thanks for
coming. Love y'all and bye bye!
Oh, no! I just pressed my...
Whoa!