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10-03-2024 · 47h 59m
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Son of a b***h, that's a prize, that's a...
Okay, chat, this was a device,
we used to have to store things on a computer
in physical media form,
where it was like a CD, ROM, a DVD,
and even older, a floppy disk.
And a floppy disk, you put in the computer,
it goes, as it's reading very slowly,
It's not that you'd have 20, 30, 40 of them to install a single game.
It was a pain to be asked.
Only 1.44 megabits could fit on one of them, and it was awful.
Do I still get a prize when I put this in now?
Not necessary to use this now.
And then there was even...
I remember using the really big giant ones that actually were floppy.
They were like paper.
Your audience is older than you think.
necessarily. There still are some zoomers in chat that don't even know what a contact
book is or an address book where you had to physically write in it. With a pen, everyone
who knows number and address because there was no other way to get the information
without the white pages at least. And even then you may not remember what their last
name is all like exactly how to spell it.
Rolodex is a fancy version of an address book.
It was one that had like a flipped around in a circle. It was like super cool.
Um people don't use floppy disks anymore? No. Well older men seem to have floppy
disks sometimes but there's pills for that now
but for most part no they're not really used anymore.
I need that gem. I'm gonna put this away.
Do I have any more acid grenades?
Because I don't need them.
Oh no! I only have...
regular grenades.
Wait a minute, I must have acid grenades somewhere here.
I have to.
I'm never picking up a big stack of them.
Because there may be more of those creatures, and I want to have this.
You have acid reflux?
Same!
Good for now.
Do I say?
Did I do a lot? No, I only did that one room.
So I don't think I need to say just that.
It's kind of low on ink ribbons anyways, I only got five of them.
But yes, there's certain foods nowadays as an adult that if you eat them,
but you see them all the time, it's good, but you eat them now as an adult.
Your body feels like it's going to die.
Like pizza.
Pizza is one of those that's like,
it tastes so good going in, but like,
few hours later it's like it's mostly if you get that if you get like a lighter
pizza it's not so bad but you know like lots of pepperoni and sausage lots of
cheese on it get like a lighter pizza like mostly veggie stuff it's not so bad but
if I'm getting pizza who's getting that yeah and cheap pizza cheap cheap pizza
uses cheap ingredients which are filled with color so those are usually pretty bad like
So if you get like more expensive pizza that has better ingredients it's not quite as bad.
Do you ever skish miss free heartburn?
Um, no.
The way I do with my heartburn is I don't eat junk food very often to get it.
It works pretty well.
Sometimes you get it a little bit, but a little bit of time usually helps.
I don't have a bad like chronic I would want a pill or something, but it's not so bad.
There's some kind of internal organ inside
You can't tell whether it came like human or an animal
There's something handwritten
It's not dated
Nothing's changed. I never thought this room my design as an experiment would pay off like this
I can hide here safely for a while because nobody knows about the secret behind this painting
Not even sir Spencer
Painting of a mansion in the back of the art room.
Painting of a mansion in the back of the art room.
Big ribbon!
Gas!
That means we can save.
Yeah, now eating late also helps.
Remember you order- ooooh no, no, no.
Remember you ordering a sandwich called the Fat Bitch?
Back in the- yes.
There was a sandwich shop that had very inappropriate things for sandwiches.
One of them was Fat Bitch.
And it was grilled chicken, it was fried chicken fingers, and then loaded potato skins, and
then mozzarella sticks, and then covered in cheese sauce.
It was so bad for you.
It was like literally a heart attack.
And it had a very not nice name. I know it's like oh god
Yeah college kids can eat that stuff and it's fine for them, but for the rest of us not so much
Okay, sir
Dead quote-unquote
Some of these zombies taken like so many bullets to put down
You know, I think phones are spying on us because I was just talking about pizza, right and then Siri just
sent me a notification about pizza on my phone and I'm like are you listening to
me what is in here found a recession probably four centimeters in diameter
yeah she's always listening you were chatting with the barber about hair
transplant then suddenly next day a bunch of commercials for hair
transplants happens all the time you talk around your phone and somehow I
When I start popping up about that, it's like, it's gotta be listening, but, you know, none
of us listen to those, um, read the terms of service.
It could say, you give us permission to spy on your counseling, give you ads about what
you talk about.
But yes, agree, agree, agree, just go away, I want to use my phone.
Let's try upstairs.
Upstairs.
Ooh, there's two things upstairs that we can put this on.
Well, now that we got some more tape, let's go save the game real fast.
Put some stuff away to make space and then we're gonna go look at the rest of the rooms
That was the wrong door. I walked this game. Yes, lots of exploring
Lots of door openings
lots of
Chat type in cap, you know random stuff
Actually, I want to chest something. I wonder if there's any hot local singles in my area. I think it's this gem
Let me just make sure it's not the gem. Make sure it's not that or this
is that can rotate pieces oh no that actually looks right to me though this
looks like this goes on the bottom here or the top the top of the bottom I see
must be this puzzle is far too complex for me just doesn't seem right got
missing a piece I don't know what shape of this you're making here let's
Let's assume that that's on the bottom.
Any of these pieces going here is awkward.
The shape is so funky.
Okay, maybe that goes there.
I feel like it's like the wrong pieces in here.
That works there, for sure.
Move this out of the way.
That goes there.
Approach inside.
Wait a minute, it's a key!
I'm one of the Spencer families.
And it's history as old as Raccoon City.
Hold it.
first try and now I need to save the games and have to do that puzzle and then put the
actual first try. I know where both of these are used. I'll put this way until I know where
to use it. Let's go ahead and save to make a little backup just in case. I don't want
die and then have to repeat it and chat with all of me it'll be laughing vampires
they're a damn mole that's just insulting they can say yep see there they go
and they go they're lolling anyways let's go use both of these keys those dance
subs though always up to this to use both of these things one is upstairs
let's go try that you're laughing with me not at me well shouldn't I be
laughing if that was the case?
Rims and heads.
On the other side.
Here.
Camera, please.
Door up here that we need to go into.
I think this is the last door.
These are the helmet key? Yes.
That saves inventory space.
Herbs.
Yes.
I'll take it.
Thanks, game.
That's usually a bad sign for giving you healing items already.
That means you're gonna need one.
In the hell was that sound?
That was loud, heavy...
Oh, dear God!
Oh my God, Snake!
I was prepared for a snake bite!
I did not prepare for a snake bite!
But have enough ammo for this!
I just wanna know what's in the Chamber of Secrets!
I didn't even know I was gonna have to fight him!
Giant Snake got nothing, was named the cheater.
Well he did.
I had to use some...
I had to do the most disturbing thing to me as a gamer.
I had to use a lot of my ammo and supplies.
And now I don't have them anymore and now I'm upset about that.
Because I wanted them.
I wanted to keep them in my box forever.
A metal was hidden inside the book. A metal for Wolf.
I'm poisoned.
No, we didn't get poisoned. We're okay.
Nothing else in this hallway, at least.
Now we're playing on Normal difficulty.
There's a difficulty below this that you can play on.
Door is locked.
Minutes, so I intend to go back the other way.
Knob is broken.
Yeah, there's a journalist difficulty.
Yeah, Normal's not bad. We're playing on Normal.
The hard mode is like ruthless.
We want a real big challenge.
Well, IGN's got to review the game some ways.
They have to have, uh, Super is difficult for them to get through it, you know.
You get in there from the basement.
100%.
Where's the nearest item box?
Looks like it is down the stairs over this way.
Through the door, wrap around, go downstairs, grab some more ammo and stuff.
Do you remember in the second game when they actually had a zombie in one of these doors one of the one of the doors
Had like a zombie behind it when it opened and it's
You just like for
Hours and hours you're seeing door open door open door open then also one of them has something behind it
You're just like completely catch you off guard
The low end scares like get you like completely out of the blue blue off-guard
We are expecting it just like you didn't see it coming
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Can I mix that onto here?
Oops.
Come by with that.
Nope.
Well, I'll put it back in.
Oh, I didn't have one of those.
Let's mix that in there.
Oh, let's uh, we gotta refill our ammo when we spend it all.
Magazine, and then also...
Shotgun shells.
And reload books.
I would have been so screwed if I didn't have enough ammo.
I gotta run to the bathroom so I'm a little bit hurt.
let's go ahead and get ready to go explore some more rooms. I probably want to get some more bullets.
Let's take some healing. Just no, I don't need healing. Famous last words right there.
Oh sound delay. Okay, how many is that? Whenever I alt tab the sound the video gets delayed,
I need to just... boop, boop. Now it should be synced again.
Alright. Need to get through the gardens. Need to go around this way to the outside.
Thank you, Mazza, and Salantamin, Snakes, Crabs for you, and everyone else that's
subbed, re-subbed, gifted, gift subs. You guys are super awesome, and thank you for all the
support today. You guys have been absolutely phenomenal. Oh, and since four months started,
yesterday we've doubled our sub count but what the hell guys are amazing all
the support for horror month yes so now I have 20 whoo there's 20 more than I
expect that you guys have been blowing me away we're doing twitch for I just
be for over 12 years now and appreciate y'all being here to be in a part of
the stream every day and if whether you've been here for 12 minutes or 12
I appreciate all you guys just for stopping by and giving us your precious time.
Which is very valuable nowadays.
And I appreciate y'all being here. Thank you guys very much.
Okay, but think you go through the art room and get to the door quickly without having to go through the death hallway.
I've been with you for 15 years or so.
Were you stalking me before I started streaming?
Here's the board.
Okay, that's nice.
How I say it on the way Hormone works is the stream will be online 24-7 from yesterday until the end of the month, so 31 days.
And when I'm not live, Pastan, which is my nemesis, will be on stream entertaining you guys with old playthroughs of horror games until I'm back live again.
So it's the 24-7 loop of content between recordings.
I've been doing it for
11 years now. I'm just gonna get a few years past couple years, but I'm bringing it back now
Past and as my nemesis is always trying to take over and become present and too dark to see anything
Too dark to see anything. It's too dark to see anything. Is there a light switch?
Yes. Okay, there we go another emblem
object
Battery pack
Contents don't act even no one's been in here. Press that switch
Question of scientific books almost all the biology related. What about that painting on the wall? Oh
Shotgun shells. Yes
Okay, now we have everything
Doki I left something in the hallway back over here. Let's go see what it is
You got where the scary games to yes, we have 31 days of content
So there will be plenty of time for games of all kinds of variety super scary not so scary
Some just creepy some slightly creepy
Let's empty this over here
There's gonna be lots and lots and lots of time for
Kinds of stuff. I think this is the only thing that's left in the story. Yeah, some
Some stuff some lots lots and lots of time for all kinds of things
Don't worry
One day we're not playing a game you're super into there's gonna be weeks more of content to
Get there, so don't worry
I'm sure I'll play something I some play that you'll be into. I will take that thing back, please
I must need those for something
All right, so
We have one of these two these now
Let's say they all require a metal ring to be complete have a few of these now now
Where else have it not been to in the mansion? Oh, the elevator in the basement. That's where we gotta go next
Yeah, I never finished Vicious. We're gonna do a replay of this and then I'll play chapter five which I've never played
so
That's a really really scary game. That's gonna
Be a lot of Danesses
And Dan's scared
don't worry there'll be some jump-scary games don't worry we'll get we'll have
we'll have the the those types of games too can't have that every day gotta watch
my heart rate getting older can't be getting super freaking terrified jump
scared every damn day we're gonna check out a series called cranny or
something that I saw people playing earlier this earlier this month people
were into it so we'll see if it's any good. Some people have been playing with
the game called Gettio, the camera was like last week or last month. Saw it on
Twitch. I think Lorak was playing it and some other people. Off some things.
Hoffman, thank you for five gift subs. Dark Loosh Chohomi and USA Eagle, thank
you for buying this as well. Clown Crown with the brand new Prime game itself.
Okay, let's store some things in here where are there they are now I have
another thing you go on a wolf medallion I'm missing the case on this other
thing well first let's go in the basement and figure out what is up inside
Let's go figure out what's in that elevator.
I'm going to save here.
Camera please.
What's going on?
It's a camera!
I'll leave the health thing with me and we'll bring some more handgun ammo's.
I remember there was a zombie in there and it might be multiples.
Should be fine.
So then I gotta get to the basement and go up into that area that should have the
last piece we need to get out of the mansion.
Will you play up dog someday?
What's up, dog?
That is so, so clever.
I tried being the game, but it's just possible that I simply like the night fights.
I've never played this in our difficulty because I like having fun in video games.
I don't like being angry.
Well, except for when, um, Elden Ring comes out.
I'm not playing the hell out of that, and I'm sure I'll be a little bit angry
at that one sometimes.
nice thing in some of this and some of that it's always nice when you get those
critical hits and the zombies head go pop. Wait I can open this door. Oh this is not
the room I thought it was. It's the little closet. Can't climb that way? Well fine.
How do you aim in this game? You don't. You point at the zombie and an auto aims
because this was originally a PS1 game and there was no manual aiming in it at all.
Oh no. I have to go back to the box. Well, let's try, um, can I put all the acid rounds in here?
Like a- Oh! Yeah! Let me grab this battery. I need for the other room. You unlocked it, good.
Now that's unlocked. Not become a crimson head, sir. You will not. Now it's broken
I think we're done with this area then we got all the stuff in here.
Why is that red though like there's something in the elevator actually faster goes way back
to the item box.
The original Resident 1 only had manual aiming they added auto aim later to Gacha's cut
to make it less annoying.
No you had to aim manually with these angles.
Oh that's terrible.
How did he play that and think that that was fun?
That sounds torturous.
This is fun, right?
You love my shirt?
Well, thank you.
Yeah, you see, I like this shirt too.
See, I got this at the dance gaming shop.
You'll be able to link to the channel.
Jurassic Park is great.
I got this shirt at Target.
Like, Jurassic Park shirt.
Yes, please.
Yes, please.
Put the magnet rounds with the other magnet rounds.
Well, let's go back and with the battery and see what's down there.
down there. Because honestly I have no idea. I don't have too many dahlians I don't know
what those are for either. Yep, there's ship to Europe where they have a shipping center
in Europe that they cut down on the cost. So it's not too expensive to get in my ship
in Europe nowadays. Can you ask me where you got your blanket from? I want one. Yes,
I got this from my closet. And no, you can't have one. It's mine. I got it on Amazon
I think it's just like Google Lake Orange comfy blanket that just popped up.
Alright, let's go back and see what happens if we use the battery in that previous area.
The elevator.
But why?
Okay, so to get back out, I want to go...
The light to this door over here is permanently open.
It cuts down on one loading screen.
Uh, yes, there is a schedule, but it's only a few days in advance because I play it here.
Some games will take longer, some will take less.
The next game will be Alan Wake remastered, which comes out on Monday, which is tomorrow.
No, no, it's Saturday.
I'm gonna brain.
Saturday.
Alan Wake remastered is not the scariest or the most fun game in the world, but I enjoy
it for this.
It's a nice little story game.
The combat, not so great, but we'll get there together.
And we'll relive the memories of Alan Wake.
I was hoping the remaster would like tweak the combat a bit, but they were like nope
Okay, that's fine
Combat sponsored by Duracell. I thought it was an energizer
Or was it Duracell?
Is that always scary?
It's very atmospheric and tells an interesting story
That's not exactly scary, but it's definitely psychologically horror
I don't think it really is super scary at any real point, but it's fun to play through.
Okay, now we can go use the elevator, finally.
Frickin' Brad.
Wait, and it's not here. I think it's a little bit further back.
There's an elevator that requires a battery.
I think it's through here. Oh, and that's a snake again.
Did Dan play finance or freddies? Yes, I tried them, but I found them incredibly boring.
It's mostly a game where you're doing very simple tasks and just waiting for the next
jump scare. I did not like them very much. It's just like jump scare simulator. Some
people love them and they're really good for YouTube but as a game not so not
so great for me you like it personally I don't like use the battery where does
this go but why what is the point of that a shortcut but why is the point of
shortcut. Maybe it'll be better, maybe I'll understand it later. Okay, I'll go.
I know I'm just like, what? We have three in the diet. Get that ready. Well, let's go
back. We must go to go down. Oh, I don't want to go through the snakes. That's at
least, but I don't know if I have to go back to that area again. I'm gonna
take this. Okay, let me go back to the box and gotta figure out how to
to get into that basement I think maybe? There's like one other place I can think of we haven't
been to yet. That is the door right at the back of the front room that we run originally.
You want to start out the new Far Cry? Yeah, I like those games for a little bit. Sometimes
the game clicks and I can play the whole thing but a lot of times it just starts
I'm just going to repeat the events a little while.
So let's go grab the medallion thingy.
I need them here, right? It's got to be there.
So let me go back to the box and see if I can get those or what I need to do. Let now.
Back to the box. Need must be in the box now.
I don't see need read anywhere else.
I feel like this is missing something.
I feel like this thing is missing the ring that put it in the door.
So I'm worried that I'm gonna go back and then I'll be able to use this well. We'll find out. We'll get it
Well, let me check the other areas just to make sure
There is something in that little round loop you do there. I don't know if that's something important or not
Let's hope this works at least use crank to see behind waterfall
Waterfall
Okay, so now we're on the right check we've got to go back to the box
Crank and then we'll be able to make some progress in theory
Yes back to the box again
That took you hours to figure out like
They always have something like that games where it's like something wouldn't think about or we want thing to go back to do
90% of this playthrough is box. Yes
That's why this game is classified as a boxing game. Don't damn cringe my jokes. They're amazing
They're so good.
No object to open the door to go back in there.
Ah! Back to the box!
BGTV!
I can't escape the box.
It's like, it pulls me in.
Surely the boss is the main villain.
Let me take this one that doesn't need it.
Why don't we do it?
It was already in there.
Now we go back to the door again.
It's time for real.
I need to grab it from...
I need to grab it from the door.
Okay, so now we gotta take the crank to the waterfall to get back into this area to get
an item to put the metal object into a little container to put it on a door to open a door.
In case you weren't following, yes it's that simple.
So go over here, we grab this out of the door, now go back out, run to the garden,
get to the door, put it up, that is one bad part about this game is when you have
to backtrack a bunch there's a billion slow opening doors in between you and
where you're trying to get to. One glaring issue with this game. There is a mod for that but
I'm worried that the mod will completely remove all the doors but they're nostalgic. I like the doors.
Uh, Varix gave me that Prime Gaming sub. Appreciate that. Over here. What a lovely door. Please open slowly.
There we go. We're almost where we need to be.
Okey-dokey. Let's see now.
Go down here. Something beyond the waterfall.
Where do I... how do I use the crank to lower the waterfall's
water pressure? I had to fill the water back up
again using the shortcut. That's what it is.
Let's go... so I gotta put the water
back and then we can go okay make sense the horror month emotes are something
else Julia did a great job so many classic villains and stuff you're probably
recognized why not resident evil zero past and I'll play that I don't like
that game very much very very easy is from that's what the whole shortcut was
for is to get to the waterfall I'm glad Chow is here because I would not have
figured that out but if I've been looking in every room in that damn mansion
trying to figure out what the hell I missed where does this go this has bad
feeling written all over it. Wait, the item box in the other room. Go back. I think the item box is
right over here. Grab this blurb real fast. Where is my save room music? I feel cheated.
My hexagonal hole. Use the crank thing. Oh, it's a square. That's not gonna work.
Okay, save room means probably something horrible is about to happen.
Good save. Take uh some herbs with us just in case.
Copy it back one quick second. Yes. How's my Saturday so far?
Full of Resident Evil. Right next area.
It's over here. By the way, a dead end. Oh acid rounds, yes.
The large boulder blocks the way. There are bloodstains right at the boulder.
What? What now? This is power source. Roundlet open it.
We take the shaft. Yes. It's a very nice shaft. Very long. It's lindercol. A huge gaping hole.
But the shaft is a huge gaping hole. And mature. Wait, I'm sorry. Let's not, let's not do that.
Bullets! Yeah! We love bullets. Dan, why did you show a big gaping hole in your stream?
I've been dabbling in ASMR after my just trying it out seeing how it feels
I'm gonna need this crank for a while so put that away I'll make some space
something's there was that even more bullets oh my god they're spoiling me
oh my side muscle I did strangers activity like sitting for a long period
time after sitting and then sat back down my body's like ah too much effort is that you
Jill is that voice and Rico's you're alive stop are you with anybody Jill no I'm single
Why?
The stars are finished.
Someone is a traitor.
Umbrella set us up.
Now let's not go check and see who it was.
For this is definitely a professional.
But he's holding something.
Let me just say, a man just shot him right behind you.
And you're not even going to try to run after it.
What is wrong? Why would you not?
Don't you want to find out who killed him or avenged him or something?
WOOOOOOH!
More hunters.
Maybe the monster had a gun?
What if she shot him from the future?
At least we got all these acid rounds for these guys, they won't shot them.
The real boss though is the camera angle.
Containing PAVE TUTTLE!
How do you get that on the list of things to build?
Umbrella's got too much damn money.
Saved it. I probably should do that. Just in case.
I also wanna try out this broken shotgun, see if that goes on my switch or not.
I know I almost did that without saving and chat was like...
Hehehehehehehehe. He didn't save. Hehehehehehe. He's gonna die.
I know Dan-HEEH! Huge boulder blocks the way.
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh GOD!
That didn't seem safe. Open up a doorway, though.
Oh, uh, camera please. This way? No.
This way?
Joggun shells. Yes, please.
Yeah, we're doing horror watch parties later this, uh, week.
Probably the middle of the week.
Probably Wednesdays would be Watch Party Wednesday.
Have no healing. I'm sure I'm okay.
I was actually okay.
I did a first try.
Take the survival knife. No.
What's walking?
WAH!
We have like zero HP, so I gotta be very careful here.
Huge spider web blocks the door- oh, survival knife.
Probably.
Time I'll use that.
I was like, wonder why that was there?
It seems weird that they just gave you a knife back and nowhere, but...
That would be why.
Okay, um, let's go heal.
Drop a couple things into our box, because we gotta get that box hit.
Haven't hit the box in a little while.
Like it's been like...
Ten minutes of that bit of the box.
I go back and...
I say hello to it again.
There you are, darling.
I missed you.
I was gone for a while, felt like ages.
Toxy-Woxy, let's put you...
here.
I think I can put my shaft in this box as well.
Leave that there and that there.
And we'll take some healing.
hmm couple heal items you can you'll need the crank oh do I need to crank that
soldier bullet well if I need to crank I'll go back to the box again this is an
hd remaster of this game because it's not an HD max of 1080p though back I
meant to say 4k 1080p technically is HD but nowadays we're like 4k is the only
that I recognize. There's a map, yes, on one of the herbs. Well, in the PS era, the door
was there to disguise the long loading time. That's why they had it on the original, but
every Saturday they're gonna need that crank. You're exactly right. Back to the box. We
go. I think me and the box by the end of this game will have become one entity.
merge together and combine our power. Let's drop off the blue thing. We're going to grab
the crank just the other direction probably. Let's go back. Wait, I better save because
there's there's one more tricky thing to do that could lead in death. So yes, to death. One
little I have a plan but it's gotten quite bolder by the day yep tonight's the
48 hour mark so the stream will go offline for a brief amount of time before
coming back online it'll only be like a couple seconds but it will go offline and
then come back online because they have a max of 48 hour streams and then they
catch off for a second so it will disconnect and then reconnect that
wait this way this way then we go to the border did I grab the wrong crank son of a
bitch back to the goddamn box again there's two crates I grabbed the wrong one
there's two crates at two of my shapes but they're the same name back to the box
You can store it.
The right crank.
One is green, the other one's red.
Okay.
Now I have the actual right crank this time.
Did I switch them?
Yes.
The red one's the one I used.
The one I want.
Nice and gone.
Why not take both just in case?
Because that would be smart and competent.
And I don't like doing those things for no purpose.
The other crank right after.
Don't put that out there! Don't manifest that!
That's why I use it again.
Well, you're telling me you don't have a cave with a rotating, um...
hallway that has a boulder that launches at incredible speeds down that hallway and kills people?
That's where I keep my sandwiches, so people don't leave them.
Not this puzzle again. This one's a piece of work together, Chad. Combine our powers.
stink as one.
Gonna push it onto the thing and it's gonna go first try every time.
The cylinder to put around the base of my shaft to then get the power going.
See, when I put the cylinder around the base of the shaft, I can shove it into the generator
and get the party started.
No, it's not for the gaping hole.
It's to get the elevator to work in the gaping hole.
But first we have to go back to the
Thank you and it's been for the night to my three sub is my shaft
And now it's combined
Find these two together keep turning until it's lined up one more spin. I'll do it. Yes
That was in this room. Yes, okay. We're almost there. Yeah, the way four month works is that we'll be on
24-7 for the entire month which bun-white press it was on the thing it was
something something 3-1 it's 4 2 3 1 4 2 3 hell is down here free thank god
you're safe you too Jill noise I heard brought me down here didn't expect to
find a place like this any ideas to what might be at the bottom there's only one
way to find out let's go down it's that sound it could be a person or a monster
Jill go check it out what you had enough surprises for one day you check it out
stay here and secure our escape route case something happens you have a
The Magnum?
Look at the damn Magnum, you check it out!
Let me check it out.
I'll stay and secure our escape route.
He has the biggest...
...Gurphy's gun I've ever seen.
It is...
Glorious.
It's so just...
...Magnifique.
What's down this way?
Garbage cracker to switch, press it.
Push garbage in there? Maybe?
Yeah, it's just very, very impressive.
We should have enough to
handle whatever's in there.
Not the circle room.
Lisa!
It's a very big crate.
Let's push it onto the thing.
Press the button.
It probably goes into the compactor.
There should be an item in here somewhere.
It's definitely still blinking red.
I don't know what I missed though.
See anything?
Boxes labeled chemicals.
There's an item there, I don't know what it is.
Oh my god, it was like super hidden up here.
More magnum rounds.
And more ammo.
Oh, I'm spoiled.
That is nice, Lou.
But they're giving me a lot of ammo.
You know what that means.
Where there's a lot of ammo, there's a lot of bosses to consume it.
Lisa, um, yeah, Lisa, we're just gonna let you chill over there and not bother you.
Oh, there's a door over here.
Okay, nope.
Nope.
Ah, yeah.
Lisa's okay, she just wants friends.
Bastard!
Why would he leave me?
Go check it out so I can abandon you here, if I...
Go steal all your stuff out of the box.
Open the Garbage Compactor.
Is that a flamethrower? Oh, it's a broken frame of flamethrower. I know where to use it.
Kailin, I solution it. That'll be a recording later this month.
Oh, one of my off days. I guess she's in my way.
That's kind of ballsy to crush the crate in a trash compactor.
Because you could have easily broken everything in there.
I ain't dissing it, you know, Lisa?
Play, Lisa!
Probably mad as you probably had it stored something in that box and just smashed it like a crazy person.
That's a lot of dolls.
The fire has died out, but it shows signs of use.
Huge clutches of various kinds of dolls are all faded and worn.
Nates! Oh, no, no, no, no!
Jagger, please.
A bunch of, uh, pictures between a young girl looking very seen from her upbringing.
Another one of these.
A jewelry box.
Is the damn stony.
All that to get the ring.
A family picture and notes.
There's something written on the back.
Number 10.
1967.
Pregnator virus administered.
Jessica administered virus type A.
Plasmalizing the tissue during cell activation.
Virus fusion negative.
Action disposed.
Lisa, the administered type B. Plasmasidium tissue cell activation, vison, virus fusion positive, but delayed fusion.
Body modification, observed constant results, status and new protective observation.
George, action terminated. General left by someone.
I feel dizzy after that shot they gave me. I don't see mom. Where did they take her?
She promised me that we would escape together, but she escaped alone and left me behind.
I found mom.
We ate together.
I was very happy.
But she was a fake.
Not my real mom.
Same face, but different insides.
I had to find mom, have to give face back to mother.
I got mom's face back.
Nobody can have mom except me.
I attached her face to me so she doesn't go away.
Because mom sat when I meet her without her face.
from inside box sent a mommy maybe true mother there stone had stone box hard it hurts the
open way can't see mother because stones she's wearing her mom's face like you know like
like Dan got you wears a mask some herbs there we can't really do anything with them
Well, let's use that here a bit, and we can use this blue one.
Lisa's story is very, very sad.
Apparently they put the virus into her, and then just...
Look, I observed her. She was a little girl, and then she now has got the D-virus.
Whatever the hell they put in her.
I missed something in that room there, but it's okay.
Here, that's how she got there so fast.
Let's put this in here.
Put that in there, um, Magnum bullets in here as well.
And then we need to grab the metal object, merge the two.
Ah, now we can finally get to the basement of the mansion.
Which is the lab.
Spoilers, but yes, the lab.
And let's go ahead and save the game, just in case.
Yeah, the basement lab.
The thing is starting to get in real.
Welcome back everybody.
Uh, Ladder, go.
Oh, dude, thanks for the Prime Gaming Subs.
Don't forget to fart.
What? That is immature.
I definitely don't have a soundboard over here that can play a fart instantly anytime.
This one's called Conch Conch Fart.
Oh, let's see what this one does.
I don't know what that sound like something broke there, but okay, yeah, this happened.
Alright, let's see, let's go ahead and play some games.
Okay, we're about to go down into the lab, I think, and I think we've unlocked everything,
so now we can do that.
Let me grab that.
Let me get the other one, which we'll grab along the way.
I don't know if we're going to need a metal wolf in the one just yet, but I'll leave some space.
Well, that can be merged with the other ones.
inside the cell which is great I think we're going let's take a little bit of
her it's just in case something goes back now we've left something in that
room but so far back to be paying but to get it or would it it's not that far
But she's in the way, which presents a problem, but it could be Ammo.
What if it's Ammo?
Deathgrip, thank you that Prime Game is here.
Yep, Julie did her emos this year, as always, and she's done a fantastic job.
So many great iconic horror villains represented by Remix this year.
What if it's Ammo?
It could be Ammo.
Ah, snakes!
Oh. Sorry, Lisa. Not today. Not today. I must pass the loops. Lisa is super creepy. I think she only added her in the remake. I don't think she was in the original. Like not as a character. I think it was something they added in.
There's an item in here some place
But it's good the editor is just creepy
Is that considered a separate room?
No, it's part of this room
Multiplies waste materials. I missed something around here. I don't know what
There's something besides that
Play with this anymore. I'm missing an item in this room. So please
I don't know where it is.
There's red here, which means that we're missing something.
I'm gonna figure out what it is and where it is.
Jillie's here than Chris.
Chris gets two less inventory slots, which is really annoying.
So his difficulty is the damn micromanagement.
He's got a little more health and he does a few more crits here and there, but I
don't know if it's worth it.
I don't know what the hell where the hell the item is but I'm nuts oh there was a clip
of ammo chilling there did not see that anywhere but I found it okay we're good to go there
really I didn't see anything there I just clicked randomly hoping to find something in all
little quarters that there was one. Hi Lisa. Now this just wants to be my friend.
My political definitely can find themselves. Thank you for making more Dan
friends for chat. I've gotten all the items. This is not my first play through, but
I haven't played in like 10 years so it's almost the first play through again.
I know the big stuff but I forget all the little stuff and all the
puzzles and where all the items are. And even what enemies are coming up?
Oh, he's still there, the poofy.
Okay, let's just run past him.
Oh, another zombie.
Great.
Run past all these guys.
Yeah, this was originally on the GameCube.
It's all flat, flat, um, pictures
with, um, the model, the 3D models on top
getting bigger and smaller and having pretend lighting
shown on their particular direction.
So try to simulate what the room would be like.
It's a really cool effect that they did in the first game.
Oh, it really did on PS PlayStation.
To make it look better than it ever could have on the graphics at the time.
Okay, we need to get to the door.
We go in.
You have 300 backgrounds.
Final Fantasy is the same thing as well.
We have like flat backgrounds with characters on top.
Eyes are so dry.
Second, you turn my fan on as well.
Look, I have an after that.
Technology is crazy now.
Now, if any of you control with your app on your phone, it's like, whoa!
I don't have to move.
Number one.
Number two.
Finally get inside there.
It's an old typewriter.
If any of you can save my progress.
So that's an item box in here.
Yeah, right there.
Let's save the game and get ready for whatever the hell is down there.
It's a little...
It's a little dark in there, and tastes are always a little scary.
Of course, X2 times skip the opening box scene.
Ooh, that speedrunner trick.
Another series of games.
Compounce's items as well.
Jill, you're alive.
Yeah?
I was worried, because I thought you were.
Whoa!
Calm down! I didn't want to do it! Believe me, I can explain!
Don't lie to me!
Yeah, Barry!
Okay.
Aren't you going to tell me what the hell you just did?
You tried to put your gun in my face and shoot me?
What in the actual hell?
Okay.
Anything in the coffin?
Or is there something else?
A family picture.
It's a letter.
To my Lisa, day by day I can feel my consciousness drifting further away.
The shots given to me by men and wife clothes made some of mommy's itching go away.
Today they gave me another shot saying it was nutrition.
When they gave me the shots mommy can't think straight, but mommy's shocked and sad because
mommy's unable to think of you all the time.
Mommy's afraid, afraid of forgetting everything, especially the memories of you and daddy.
your faces look like, how we used to be together. They're all starting to disappear into somewhere
dark in my mind.
Oh, Lisa, I wish I could touch your face and hold you in my arms right now, so that I
can hold on to our wonderful memories of you and Daddy.
Lisa, we can't stay here any longer. We have to escape. Listen to me, Lisa. Our
The chance to escape is in the next tuh, is the next time when we go to the lab together.
We'll both pretend that we're both unconscious and when the man in the white clothes is off
guard, that'll be our chance.
We're on the outskirts, let's sit, let's look for daddy together, okay sweetie?
Be strong Lisa.
Number 13th, 1967, Jessica Trevor.
She just loved her mommy, her baby girl, like a pig.
I give that I write this little area here a 10 of pound 10 circular pressure and wolf
shapes.
Ooh, medallion.
I need to put the wolf medallion in there.
I need to put it in the item box.
Where am I?
There's a large iron door and it won't budge.
I'm going to go back.
Yes, you all will then suffer with my jokes and you'll like it.
The words of the wedding singer in the 1990s movie by Adam Sandler.
I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
That was a good movie.
I'll re-watch that again.
He's losing his mind and I'm reaping all the benefits.
Alright, so we have that medallion, which is probably...
Probably... I'll leave that ammo desk soon, but soon, sometimes soon.
Dying of the wolf, dying of the eagle.
Yeah, this game is pretty beefy.
There's a lot of content.
And 80% of this game is running back to the box to pick up something you forgot or couldn't fit into your inventory.
It's a big chunk of it.
And door animations.
E.T.T.Bs!
Guarding that one spot, that's helping so much, thank you.
There's a mod so you can skip doors, but...
I think they are part of the experience, and...
We will listen to them anyways.
Let's try the wolf medallion.
There's a spot for the alt- there it is.
That means this one must go here.
We're going into the lab!
The magic happens.
Huge elevator shaft it also appears to be some kind of water storage tank the sign reads will not open unless it's
first-class emergency
Does that mean in words here? It's in first class, but not anything lower than that
Choose the save point
Take the MO just just rebooting a system of sort
They're giving me a hint you're gonna want or something
I don't have space for you
I miss the comforting savory music this is not comforting
I hear things
die scientists
Okay, he down so I need to go grab
We're gonna burn these guys
And make it go away
But I do not want crimson heads in this place
Crimson is bad we have some gasoline or some fuel where they caught cool glasses
Not dead. Not dead! Will you let me burn you? God! Clearly he's dead now. See something shiny.
Another MO-desk. Why do I have two? It's locked electronically. Thank you for all those subs.
Three subs and follows. I appreciate it. So many of you guys.
science is zombie headshot oh from behind you are not dead I am not getting
debated again let's go refilled up this game it's auto-aim that you can aim a
little but not much like you can go up down forward then auto-aims on
something aim for the head except with the shotgun if you get close you pretty
much guarantee a headshot. I gotta get real close though. First aid kit, that's cool.
Leaver for releasing the door locks. Now you can just release the locks and
the levers. Should open. Relief someone's over that way. Is there something in there?
The door like right to left? Can't care anymore items. Fine. Research this letter.
My dearest Ada, by the time you read this letter I will no longer be the
person you once knew the results of my test came out today as I suspected it
came out positive I feel like a tittering on the edge of reason just
thinking about my impending doom I would give anything not to have become one of
them as far as I know you're not infected I sincerely hope things now
we've such a depressive desperate pass but if it has turned out that you are
now the last person remaining alive.
When you get the material from the visual data room,
then activate the self-destruct system in the power room and escape from here.
Please do everything in your power to make this whole accident public.
If everything is still running normally,
then you should be able to release all the locks in this security system.
I set up the terminal in the small security room
so that you can log in the system using my name and your name as the password.
You'll need another password to release the lock
of the door and basement level 2 where the visual data room is located.
As a safety measure, I have coded that password into an x-ray picture.
A rodent nogam. I know you and I'm sure you better work it out without any trouble.
There's just one more thing, and it's my last request.
I hope you never have to lay eyes on me in this state,
but if you do happen to run into me in my envious form,
I beg you to put me out of your mind misery and help you understand.
Thank you Ada. Yours truly. John. John Ada. John Ada. I have to finish clearing so that I can put some stuff away. I gotta get a feel for where everything is right now as well.
I see some Magnum rounds right there. Vacked researchers note. There is now evidence that when the heart host loses consciousness, the body goes into a dormant state.
During this time the virus becomes active and rapidly transforms and reconstructs the basic composition of the body.
The host eventually mutated into a humanoid creature, we call them the axe.
It's speeded in amazing muscular development, our particular network, and transformation it becomes rather more agile and aggressive.
Already four of our researchers have died from trying to feed it, turning the place into an instant blood bath.
Ever since the Triton-Gimber Bear accident, we have decided to call its kind crimson heads.
That dangerous and precious prototype specimen can't be left there.
We have to figure out a way to deal with it. Termination is definitely not an option.
We decided to freeze it to the specimen and could find the body inside the basement of the backyard cemetery.
Oh, that's what that was.
Umbrella computer OS Roppels.
I need the password for that. Okay, escape. How do I leave this screen? Maybe escape on
the top left? But what? Not frozen bodies. Not good. I definitely have to come back with
the password. This is close to the end. We're in the last area, yes. As far as how long
it'll take it's still a little bit of time probably at least two three hours
figure out how fast we are. The passers in that last note we just have to be able to
pick up the x-phrase look at them but I have no free inventory space yet the
Alan Lake remake which comes out tomorrow will be tomorrow's game. It's a fun
little game I like it. Yeah I believe it comes out tomorrow. Alright well let's put these
M.O. disk in here until I need them, because right now I don't seem to need them, and then
put this way. And that, I need to go back to that one room, and pass it. So John Ada
was the username. Yeah, most of these playthroughs that passed in Player on our YouTube channel,
you can go check it out there, youtube.com slash dins gaming. Subscribe on there,
a lot of the computers are there if you ever want to re-watch something or you
missed a part of it. Yeah the one part about Alan Lake that wasn't great that
they're not addressing with the remastered remake unfortunately is the
the combat sluggishness at times. The combat can feel a little janky at
times a lot of like fillery fights but it's it's still we're playing the story
interesting I like the world yeah I can think it was over this way you can grab
these things Clark David Gale Holland something scrawled on the opat to use
the electronic door placed the initials in alphabetical order Alex AB CD part of
it is glowing red. Place the initials in alphabetical order. So, Colen's first, then
Oestophagus, the liver, and sliver lungs. Use Legendre to replace the initials in
alphabetical order. Where did Pastango? He gets banished to the Shadow Realm in
between the times I need him. Then Oestophagus. Maybe it's just C-E-L-L
Cell? Cell? Cell, maybe?
That makes sense. I did see a little piece of wood break off, so it might be Splinter Cell.
John... Cell... John?
Using my name and your name as the password... Oh my god, oops, all the way around.
Using my name and your name as the password.
Need another password to release the lock on the door of the basement. I typed lawn? Oops. Oh my god.
oops that's the other night oops John the tats told me are they told me okay
using my name and your name as the password wait a minute wait a minute
or oh and then we put a cell well here's a frozen wrapped in body bags
running chemicals you've never seen before speaking of chemicals I was gonna
tell you guys a chemistry joke but I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction
so says I'm missing something love the plants I'm missing an item here I think
I am so red I missed something on the they hit those items incredibly small
where is it trying to see it where is it item thank you chat made it blue I saw
some undead cheese it was zombie we can't start doing that come on now come
on there's an item here out there yes please oh yes please oh my god I'm
I'm gonna try the door inside the other one, see what it does in there.
Take the slide filter, yes please.
Red colored slide side, nothing's on it.
See guys, there's nothing but facts here.
To the sanitation division, attention, manager of sanitation from Rackman Disaster and Community
Committee.
The contents of these facts are confidential and intended for the name to address the
only.
Any copy of this goes into the context of the fact that a third party should be forbidden
by the sender.
If you are found streaming this on Twitch, you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent
of the law after reading this context that this fact must be destroyed immediately.
We expect significant increase in the damage done by the recent T-virus' outbreak initially
estimated.
There are several concerns.
First concern, more than half the researchers have been infected by the T-virus and
died.
been reported that almost all the survivors of the accident are starting to show symptoms
of the T virus infection.
Second concern, our secret security patrol team has also been fully eradicated, therefore
our most secret research is in danger of public disclosure.
Quick actions are demanded to prevent mass media coverage.
Third concern, there is a high probability that most of the specimens are running loose
inside the compound.
respect many casualties to follow. However, yet unfortunate, these casualties
only score a success of our research results. Actions must be taken to prevent
the research results from being made public. Suspect the first official intervention
will come from the state of police and STARS. We strongly recommend measures
against them first. Security system, pass contra-missive. If you had a
Modus you can transmit passcode to the system go grab the emotus. Oh, I stopped his head. I don't work on that guy anymore
He got messed up. Is that was a gamecube was it? I like when they do stuff like that
But now we get to go back to the box
You can store everything back to the box I filter I
I guess I'll store this in here for now until I need it.
Incinerated shells, mixed herbs, I feel like there are more shells somewhere.
Take out all of our ammo and try to condense it into little places.
Survival night, serum, there's more than any shells there.
That's alright, but all our ammo together because there's no sort function unfortunately.
It would have been nice.
It would have been nice.
Maybe we should have turned off the movebox thing.
Okay, let's first put all of our shales over here together.
Burry ever.
Okay, let's make a save quickly. Okay, saved. Time for us to get this stuff.
Now we have an M.O.Disk. I don't know what it's for, but I have it.
Do I need anything else? I think so. Except the slide is probably gonna be important, but I don't know how quickly I'll need it.
I'm just gonna say, no, I'll leave it there for now. Let's clear these out as well. Grab that one.
Let's go ahead and mix all these together. Not that way.
Just got my medicinal green herbs. Just medicinal. That's all it is.
Varlu, thank you for the Prime Davies. I appreciate that. It's medicinal chat, I have a prescription for you.
So it's a little bit of a handwritten note that says, do you want to get high?
Okay, I think it was in here? This was the room. What does this do?
That is a Gamecube, it is. Transmitting the passcode seems to have blocked something.
So I need two more of those. Interesting. So the one I found earlier goes there. Yeah,
that is so... I never realized that was a GameCube. So someone tells me like, that's a GameCube.
I'm like, you know what? You were right. Very clever chap, very clever. I'm gonna go
and choose over here. There was actually one other thing that Rimi did not click on.
upstairs like basement 2 or something it must be upstairs they have to click on
this thing over here though to see what it was there seemed to be something
behind this dirty door open it yes warning fuel may explode if shaken or
jarred looks like a refueling device that's comforting so if I need to
refuel something it goes there so let's go upstairs and see if the other door
upstairs was a lot. Hopefully that turns on the power. With the power, you get into a lot of rooms.
And unfortunately, monsters can get into our rooms. Another remote disk. I have all three. And the
slides go in here too. So we need to go BTTV. Make the first aid kit. Shotgun shells, yes please.
The audio is uh... that's a really important...
So now we gotta go back to the box.
Umbrella, big organic weapon official report.
Cerberus.
Neptune.
Hunter.
Tyrants.
Men in lab coats!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Eight, three, four, one, seven, oh, six, two, three.
pass country terminal no not yet I need to go back to the box get those items
can I move the mouse cursor short all right let's go back to the box which is
luckily close move it faster okay you know thankfully with the power of the
Corsair Saver RGB Pro wireless mouse that has 18,000 dpi. I can move it very
quickly, very powerfully, thanks to the high-quality products from Corsair. So go
to Corsair.com and check out Cobra Jens Gaming to save 10%
get free shipping at Corsair.com. Yep, I'm a master of the segway.
faster and then the other remote disk
2000 some people do
usually esports people most people don't use that much power
esports people do. We can get rid of this slide thing now
and also for the past we're don't use the 18000
well you know let people have the right 18000 dpi and only set it down to the 100
the point is that it could go that high
This is super cool. 8462. Take the laboratory key. Yes, I think I will. Some sort of image editing equipment.
It looks like you can use it to view Kenneth's film. View the film? Oh my god, zombies. That was essential to the plot.
That was very good action. I believe that he was there getting eaten.
Security protocols.
Level one, HelloPort for Securities.
Only this restriction is not applied in the event of emergency.
Based on level one, Passive to HelloPort Entry is period unless accompanied by
Assault Research or Achievement of Security.
I don't know if that person knows that.
That will be shot on site.
Elevators slash elevator staffs during the emergencies.
Visual Data Room for use by the Social Division,
Special Research Division only.
All the access to the Visual Data Room must be clear with Keith Arving,
Room Manager.
Basement three, prison sanitation vision and trolls use the use of the prison, at least one consultant researcher E. Smith S. Ross, A. Wesker, Wesker, must be present if viral use is authorized.
Triple lock door, entry into the room is limited to the sole prison who got face locked with all the pass codes.
Accident-exclusive output terminals look in the east section of the senior visitors of the active block
Power room slash in this room and nitric compound used as a primary fuel source of power assessed as limited headquarter supervisors
Strictions not applied to assault and researcher with special authorization passcode output terminals use excess
Termals limit authorized senior researchers
Base level four regarding the progress of tyrant after the administration T virus eligible after but that guy
security cam recordings. Did I miss a item somewhere? Map laboratory. Yes! There we go.
That was the last thing. Does the horror month shirt and hoodie ship to the Netherlands? Yes it does.
It ships to any lands. Even the Netherlands. Go over here. Let's use those emo discs and
figure out what's behind that lock before. Let's put the game into the GameCube.
Oh, we had to be put in different places. This is one of the places. So, I need to
go back to the box and put them away. I don't need it yet. Yeah, each of these
discs can have its own GameCube, looks like. Alright, back to the box and we
can go forward. Yes, our Horamund shirt does prevent zombie bites. If you ever
see a zombie it will protect you from it. Trust me if you see a real life zombie then you know
it'll work. You just have to show me the zombie first. To find a real life zombie first. That's
the hard part. I don't know where a zombie is you can ask Bigfoot. He might be able to help you.
Use laboratory key. Oh one over here as well. Let's see what's in this door. What does that
sound? What is it? I can't see it. What is it? Is it a shot? What the hell is that?
It needs to die!
That is the ugliest dog I've ever seen in my life!
Oh, I got you!
Nasty, very precious instruments used in surgery.
Precious pieces of instruments used in surgery.
Bring them shotgun shells for this shit.
I've just got blood.
Blood does look like it came from surgery, though.
Rust is shut and won't budge.
Is there anything in this room?
I'm gonna pray now.
I wasn't expecting zombies.
Not damn man, or bug man, or whatever the hell that was.
Battery pack, yes?
Another GameCube...
Damn! Back to the box!
And some more shotgun shells, because there's more of those bug things that the missile's not going to do it.
I will need some shoddy shells.
Anyway, this one's fun.
GameCube was the last time that Nintendo tried to compete with the other console makers to make the Nintendo console as powerful as the other ones.
After that, they kind of just decided to do their own thing.
30FPS is perfect. I like my switch. My playing game is 30FPS if I don't have to.
Shotty shells. I have one or two shells so this is gonna be okay.
Let's go ahead and make a backup save just in case as well.
My wife's boyfriend bought me the new OLED switch.
Oh, that's nice of him. That's a nice guy.
Okay, let's go ahead and get back in here and use our home disk.
Wait, what?
What is that?
More shotgun shells!
Yes!
Thank you.
Pretty happy.
There's a little side room, so we just need to get the MO disk in the other place now.
Which is through here, I think.
That's two unlocked.
How's the new house?
I have no idea.
It won't be ready for probably a couple months.
Now there it is.
How's the old house and everyone in the house?
Let's do the first one.
That's what all these Horamite shirts are going for is a down payment on the house!
Woo!
The ACG Steve.
They can have other streamers.
Rusted shut.
The elevator isn't working.
It's like you have to have to switch on the right side.
Well there's no power yet.
Sucky door when they do his research.
Wait, there was a door?
Wait, wait.
Here.
I didn't even see that one.
Music!
Backwards wolf house, so amazing, it's not there.
Box.
Where are your things?
Take those with us.
I have so- I can run a pharmacy.
I have so many healing items, it's not even funny anymore.
I can heal everybody in town.
Let's make a save right here so we're set in this spot.
I got like a pharmacy in my imelda.
I have a pack right now.
And I put...
Then I think there's not to be more hunters,
and I put this...
The grenades away,
is exactly when they will spawn.
I am so good at hoarding.
It's like my gift to the world.
Um, let's go down this way.
Awful sound.
Take some American leg!
You got a fresh taste of freedom.
Oh, God, no!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
oh my god okay not cool at all I hear one more really probably I hear his
little skittering you know what I am sick of your shit you know what no freaking
nasty bugs that did not keep pistols not good against like anything except the
a little monster's what how is anything involving that creature cute I think you
in this room is Dan cute warning few makes fun of shaking the jar
now we're gonna have to just help you get to the end capsule well I know where
to um fill that now hopefully get the power back on but if I slightly bump into
anything it's all over it will blow up in my face okay that did not kill him
okay so the acid rounds worthless against that thing I wasted around oh you
pieces these things waste of a shot oh god another one gone okay he's not close
though got that camera angle looks like I just got one point now oh no well
Okay, come on. Okay. Hopefully that was the last one. Get low on shotgun shells. We shot that one. We shot one of them about eight shots of the pistol and it was still perfectly fine.
No power to the main elevator.
Shed up.
You know.
I need fuel.
What does this do?
Lab cells start mixing it's huge.
Oh.
That's what that thing is.
Let's hope no more bug creatures.
Or please give me lots more chocolate shells.
We can find some.
We can save room on the right here.
Now we need the MO disc.
Yeah, but first let's do the MO disc because we're heading over there to fill it up with fuel, so we'll see what's behind that door.
Now we're not using the door skip mod because I think it just removes all of them, but I kind of like them.
It would be nice if they made it so you could skip them optionally.
That would be nice.
Like you could watch the animation you want, I'd like you to click the skip.
That would have been a nice addition.
The last MO disc.
Oh yeah.
I believe the dankest memes are held behind that lock.
The utter most dankest, oldest memes ever.
The origin memes.
Yeah, the meme precursors.
This is like caveman level memes.
Probably going to be a cave painting of an ancient black and white face that looks like he's trolling.
The best resident evil is clearly without a doubt and you just can't like
Argue against that. He's just clearly the best one
It's the best
That is over here Chris Jill Chris. You're alive. Of course. I'm alive
Jill there's something big going down, and I don't think we're part of the equation. I have to get you out of here
He won't open
Wait, I'll be back to get you out.
Okay, no sightseeing though.
No sightseeing?
Well, after the events of this first game, Chris spends next 10 years in a gym pumping weights.
Like, every day all day.
Punchin' boulders.
Plus, put that in there.
Go ahead and refuel.
Maybe the fuel appears to be nitro compound.
Running could result in a fatal explosion.
Doesn't seem to need... uh...
Let's uh, just go real slow then.
Just don't need to rush.
Just go real easy now, chat.
Just enjoy the sights, go very, very slowly.
Nice and easy right now because DNS...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, DNS now.
Very slowly.
We go to the end of the hallway and put the thing in the device to refuel it.
It is now down this way.
Baby steps.
Taking it easy.
No need to panic.
We do not because everything is fine.
No panic can happen in here if we have everything straight.
Okay, we're fine.
Let me catch this chance here real fast. Stay in the ball! Stay in the ball!
The big round pink thing, stay in the ball! Got her!
Ah! 11, 10, 11. Crap.
Okay. Crap I do.
Sometimes you just gotta take a chance to see, cat.
Time to restore power.
powers back online
All right, so now we can use the elevator. I don't think a fight about that, but I want to save
Just to make sure that
We do that walking
God forbid don't have to repeat that
Thank you for following the channel redberry rocky appreciate that welcome to our community
And thank you for the resubs. My alerts are off
I can't see any names and I my lords are down up there Dr. Jerk again there it is
Riverman just armor goes with the subjects part some now now well let's
take a heal just in just one that almost come out no I haven't seen a
Hunter in a long time. That makes me concerned.
Father's asking me just for them. I haven't seen any in forever. Surely they must be gone.
I should let's take the regular grenades with us. Feel like...
We don't use them now or I can ever use them. So let's try to...go stuff.
It's working!
I still don't know why Barry held the gun to my face.
That was not cool.
It sounds like there's an item in this hallway, but where?
Shucka shells!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh my, yes!
Wait a minute, this is the room!
Go back!
Go back!
It's time!
It's the room!
Bye Barry, I'll be right back.
I need to swap some stuff.
It's the room. Bye, Barry. I'll be right back. I'm gonna just swap some stuff because I do not need a pistol for this. What I need is something a little bit stronger.
Oh, you need to heal a little bit, too. I have so many games healing at it. TCS Negotiator, thank you for the prime gaming sub.
I'm back, Barry. Thank you, Barry.
Well, what do you know?
Oh, don't blame Barry for everything.
I hear that his better half and two lovely daughters will be in danger if he doesn't do everything I tell him to.
You bastard!
Musker, you're pathetic.
Well, you shouldn't worry too much, dear.
You'll be free of all this anyway.
Why eliminate stars?
Believe it or not, that's umbrella's intention.
You're just a slave of umbrella
Smart girl, but I think you misunderstand me the things you mentioned are nothing
I'll burn all of them along with this entire laboratory
Barry go up on the ground and wait there
Barry
You gotta love Barry. He must really be afraid of umbrella you and umbrella took his family
You bastard!
Whoa!
Umbrella?
Well, I used some carrots and sticks to cow him, but it had nothing to do with Umbrella.
I just used Barry for my personal interests.
Though both you and Barry seem to think I was following Umbrella's orders.
What? What are you planning?
I guess it's time for show and tell.
The double cross. You, sir, are a tyrant!
It's magnificent.
For the sake of this thing.
You know, I hate goodbyes.
Fuck, Wesker!
Barry!
Forgive me?
No, you're not to blame. It's Umbrella and Wesker.
Even if it meant my family, I couldn't bear turning my back on my friends again.
Barry, shoot it! Fire, Barry!
Jill and Barry, together, in hell.
You want a piece of me?
Premature.
You viral cultured freak.
Okay, well he did. What a pathetic way to die.
He's holding something.
observation note. The discovery of the G-virus was in fact 21 years after the
administration of the perimeter virus. The prototype parasite, which is which we
had delivered from laboratory in France, was administered to the sample
specimen. The sample specimen took in the parasite that was showing any signs
of reverse reaction. The lack of reaction was unsolved mystery. We've
Even now everything is clear to me now.
The prototype period site was incubating the sample specimen's body for 21 years, and from
that incubating state the prototype suddenly mutated.
Evolved would be a more appropriate word to describe it.
This observation gave me more insight into my research, though further modification and
testing.
I was able to derive a method to create that G, that surpassed the performance of
the T. This was the breakthrough that would change the future of BOW's history.
I can't wait to see a look on Alexia's annoying face when I finally announced my research.
But unfortunately I have to wait a few more years to really verify my findings.
William Birkin.
That's a reference to Code Veronica's villain.
Are you okay?
Barry!
You're okay.
Sorry.
That was careless of me.
Wexker.
He's gone.
What?
first let's just get out of here how did he go the door over there can we do
something with the computer release the lock yes alright let's get out of here
oh no
let's hurry I've been a chat watch the timer buddy and Jeff
Hey, don't panic it!
Self-destruct system, let's see if we can turn it off.
Time to get some G Fuel?
No.
Well, maybe we have a can.
Makes me think it might not have enough time.
We can have a can, though.
Those who have been initiated,
looks like someone's ready to have a bastard blaster.
The voice I used to work at
didn't have a self-destruct button,
but I did make an evacuation every day on the spot.
Let's store the meat in here, I guess.
Wait, we don't need them yet.
I don't need the two spaces just yet, so we can go actually travel and keep those.
Just in case.
Last save.
Let's put this away.
Ready to go!
Getting something.
Some important person, maybe.
Maybe not.
A lock is released.
Yay!
No, let's get the hell out of here.
Can we save Lisa?
The door is alive.
Why would you just sitting in there?
Didn't he not even try the one?
Come on, let's go.
Can we save the box?
Is this gonna pull up?
That's our best friend in the whole game.
We're gonna leave the box behind, aren't we?
I wanna take the box with me and save it.
He's shocked on shelves.
Free healing items, uh-oh.
They don't expect me to live.
You know how rude it is to give you the player health items but put each of them in a box
that they have to examine and open one by one?
That's called rude.
This emers.
Lover is receiving part of the fuses missing, uh oh.
Oh.
We can't carry any more items, of course not.
Take the fuse unit.
Damnit!
We're almost there!
Jill!
Get in contact with Brad.
No!
We can make it.
Jill, ladies first.
Then after you, Chris, would you let me have my moments, too?
All right.
We'll rendezvous at the heliport.
Come on, Chris.
I need two spaces.
Take the signal rackets?
Yes.
Aren't I?
Let's go ahead and use them.
Piss off now.
That sending saved everybody.
And I still had tons and tons of bullets and ammo left.
for the next game. He did a fine job. We're going to be playing Daegon on Steam, which is a free-to-play game.
It's more of a visual novel, but I warn you, this is Lovecraft, so it's going to get creepy,
crazy, and insane very quickly since it's going to begin. Daegon is a vehicle and
activation HP Lovecraft's work focus on story and atmosphere. Now, I find difficult choices
actually seem to sort of intermatch me here, and move based on the two progressive implications
along with the plot. I am writing this under an appreciable mental strain, since by tonight
I shall be no more. During the game you encounter interact development, some of them will lie
to you through the journey. As we learn it's a fast but original short story, it's a
historical background the author. So the ship is hidden in order to find these secret
folks who I look for through the owner's side. It also asks us to find facts later
in the movie. Penulus, and at the end of my supply of the drug which alone makes
life-endurable. I can bear the torture no longer, and shall cast myself from this
garret window into the squalid street below. Do not think from my slavery to
morphine that I will be clean warrant degenerate. When you have read these
hastily scrawled pages, you may guess, though never fully realize why it is
that I must have forgetfulness or death.
Morphine isn't the use of... ah that's boring, it's not this.
Ah, morphine. That's not really the story.
It was in one of the most open and least frequent in parts of the broad Pacific
that the packet at which I was supercargo fell evicted into the German sea radar.
Great war was then at its very beginning
and the ocean forces of the Hun had not completely sunk to their later degradation.
So that our vessel was made a legitimate prize
whilst we of her crew were treated with all the fairness and consideration due us as naval prisoners.
The Huns are essential, you can positively read those of you what, but that out worded the story.
So liberal indeed was the discipline of our captors that five days after we were taken,
I managed to escape alone in a small boat with water and provisions for a good length of time.
of time, but I finally found myself adrift and free, I had that little idea of my surroundings.
Never a competent navigator, I could only guess vaguely by the sun and stars, but I was somewhat
south of the equator. For the longitude, I knew nothing, and no island or coastline
was in sight. The weather kept fair, and for uncounted days I drifted aimlessly beneath
for scorching sun, waiting either for some passing ship or to be cast on the shores of
some habitable land.
This is the actual story because Lovecraft is public domain now, no one owns it, so anyone
can make anything using that.
That's why I see so much of it.
Because it's, we all own it equally.
Neither ship nor land appeared, and I began to despair in my solitude upon the healing vastness of unbroken blue.
The change happened whilst I slept.
Its details I shall never know.
For my slumber, though troubled and dream infested, was continuous.
What the...
When at last I awoke, it was to discover myself half sucked into a slimy expanse of hellish black mire,
which extended about me in monotonous undulations as far as I could see.
And in which my boat lay grounded some distance away, I might well imagine that my first sensation would be of wonder,
that so prodigious and unexpected a transformation of scenery, I was in reality more horrified than astonished.
For there was in the air, and in the rotting soil, a sinister quality which chilled me to
the very core.
The region was putrid with the carcasses of decaying fish, and of other less describable
things which I saw protruding from the nasty mud of the unending plain.
Perhaps I should not hope to convey in mere words, the unutterable hideousness, that
can dwell in absolute silence, and barren immensity.
There was nothing within hearing and nothing in sight save a vast reach of black slime,
yet the very completeness of the stillness and the homogeneity of the landscape oppressed
me with a nauseating fear.
The sun was blazing down from a sky which seemed to me almost black in its cloudless
cruelty, as though reflecting the inky marsh beneath my feet.
As I crawled into the stranded boat, I realized that only one theory could explain my position.
Through some unprecedented volcanic upheaval, a portion of the ocean floor must have been
thrown to the surface, exposing regions for which innumerable millions of years had lain
hidden under unfathomable watery depths.
So great was the extent of the new land which had risen beneath me, that I could
not detect the faintest noise of the surging ocean, straining my ears as I might.
Nor were there any seafowl to prey upon the dead things.
For several hours I sat thinking or brooding in the boat, which lay upon its side and afforded
a slight shade as the sun moved across the heavens.
As the day progressed, the ground lost some of its stickiness, and seemed likely to dry
sufficiently for travelling purposes in a short time.
night I slept but little and the next day I made for myself a pack containing
food and water preparatory to an overland journey in search of the vanished
sea and possible rescue. It's just like they took the novel and added like scenes
to try to describe like show what was described in the novel. On the third
morning I found the soil dry enough to walk upon with ease. The odor of the
The fish was maddening, but I was too much concerned with graver things to mine so slight
and evil, and set out boldly for an unknown goal.
All day I forged steadily westward, guided by a far away hummock which rose higher than
any other elevation on the rolling desert.
This is quite cool to see like visualisation of the novel as they read it.
That night, I encamped, and on the following day still travelled toward the hummock.
Though that object seemed scarcely nearer than when I had first aspired it.
Horses of the ocean, created in the middle of the Kuthu-Mid-Dos in the fictional Noir-of-Sidi-A-Rilla.
Defense of life could not exist above the ocean because the water pressure would make it unhabitable.
Today we know that the darkest depth of the ocean are home to many tequila organisms.
Deepest-dwelling fish have discovered so far that a million stainless fish claim about 8,000 meters below the ocean surface.
Never any darkness in it, and they had hellish sleep crushing pressures.
Hundreds of times stronger was found to seal them.
Our guys come on and photos of deep sea creatures such as equifish and finktube make a fish in them.
They're true love crafting characteristics, it's hard not to find some irony in this.
So he at the time had no idea about the creatures that were down there,
but some of them looked like the creatures that he described.
By the fourth evening, I attained the base of the mound,
which turned out to be much higher than it had appeared from a distance an
intervening valley setting it out in sharp relief from the general surface
Too weary to ascend. I slept in the shadow of the hill
Well, this game is free if you want now in the southern states a while that night
But pair the waning and fantastically gibberish moon had risen far above the eastern plane
I was awake in a cold perspiration, determined to sleep no more. Such visions as I had experienced
were too much for me to endure again. And in the glow of the moon I saw how unwise I had
been to travel by day. Without the glare of the marching sun, my journey would have
cost me less energy.
Indeed, I now felt quite able to perform the Ascent which had deterred me at sunset.
Picking up my pack, I started for the crest of the Ammonance.
I have said that the unbroken monotony of the rolling flame was a source of vague horror
to me.
But I think my horror was greater when I gained the Summit of the Mound, and looked
down the other side into an immeasurable pit or canyon.
black recesses the moon had not yet soared high enough to illumine. I felt myself on
the edge of the world, peering over the rim into a fathomless chaos of eternal night.
Through my terror ran curious reminiscences of paradise lost, and of Satan's hideous
climb through the unfashioned realms of darkness. As the moon climbed higher in
sky, I began to see that the slopes of the valley were not quite so perpendicular, as I had imagined.
Ledges and outcroppings of rock afforded fairly easy footholds for a descent.
Whilst after a drop of only a few hundred feet, the declivity became very gradual.
Urged on by an impulse which I cannot definitely analyze, I scrambled with difficulty down
the rocks and stood on the gentler slope beneath, gazing into the stygian deeps, when no light
had yet penetrated. All at once my attention was captured by a vast and singular object on the
opposite slope, which rose steeply in about a hundred yards ahead of me. An object that gleamed
widely in the newly bestowed rays of the ascending moon, but it was merely a gigantic
piece of stone, I soon assured myself. But I was conscious of a distinct impression that
its contour and position were not altogether the work of nature. A closer scrutiny filled
me with sensations I cannot express. For despite its enormous magnitude, and its position in
an abyss which had yawned at the bottom of the sea since the world was young, I perceived
beyond a doubt that the strange object was a well-shaped monolith whose massive
bulk had known the wordmanship and perhaps the worship of living and
thinking creatures. Dazed and frightened, yet not without a certain thrill of the
scientists or archaeologists delight, I examined my surroundings more closely.
The moon, now near the zenith, shone weirdly and vividly above the towering
steeps that hemmed in the chasm, and revealed the fact that a far-flung body of water flowed
at the bottom, winding out of sight in both directions, and almost lapping my feet as
I stood on the slope.
Across the chasm, the wavelets washed the base of the Cyclopean monolith, on whose surface
I could now trace both inscriptions and crude sculptures, and the writing was in
the system of hieroglyphics unknown to me and unlike anything I'd ever seen in books.
Consisting for the most part of conventionalized aquatic symbols such as fishes, eels, octopi,
crustaceans, mollusks, whales and the like.
Several characters obviously represented marine things which are unknown to the modern
world, but whose decomposing forms I had observed on the ocean-ridden plain.
This is so cool, I want more Lovecraft books in this style where it's just like you're listening
to the novel but you're seeing it too at the same time, it's great.
It was the pictorial carving, however, that did most to hold the spellbound.
Digging contains many themes to tell in the book, but later we'll such as tell the
story through carvings, journals and characters notes, islands merge from the ocean, and
The official beings these based on real advanced mythologies,
such as the red-orange and popular Cthulhu mythos,
all across other stories could also include a manner similar to J. Gunn but let's get the deals done as well as they be.
Plainly visible across the intervening water, on account of their enormous size,
were an array of bash reliefs whose subjects would have excited the envy of Adore.
I think that these things were supposed to depict men,
at least a certain sort of name, though the creatures were shown disporting like fishes
in the waters of some marine grotto, or being homage at some monolithic shrine which appeared to
be under the waves as well. Of their faces and forms I dare not speak in detail, for the mere
remembrance makes me grow faint, grow tess beyond the imagination of a poe or a boa.
They were damnably human in general outline, despite wet hands and feet, shockingly wide
and flabby lips, glassy, bulging eyes, and other features less pleasant to recall.
Curiously enough, they seemed to have been chiseled badly out of proportion with their
scenic background.
For one of the creatures was shown in the act of killing a whale, represented as but
little larger than himself.
I remarked, as I say, their grotesqueness and strange size, but in a moment decided that
they were merely the imaginary gods of some primitive fishing or seafaring tribe.
Some tribe whose last descendant had perished eras before the first ancestor of the Piltdown
or Neanderthal man was born.
War struck at this unexpected glimpse into a past beyond the conception of the most
daring anthropologist I stood using was the moon cast queer reflections on the
silent channel before me then suddenly I saw it what you see with only a slight
churning to markets rise to the surface the things slid into Europe of the dark
waters
It darted like a stupendous monster of nightmares to the mind.
About which it flung its gigantic spiky arms.
The wild bowed its hideous head, and gave them to certain measured sounds.
I think I went mad then, of my frantic assent of the slurping cliff,
and of my delirious journey back to the stranded boat.
I remember little.
Believe I sang a great deal, and laughed mortally when I was unable to sing.
Indistinguishable reflections of a great storm sometime after I reached the moat.
At any rate, I know that I heard pearls of thunder and other tones which nature but is only in her wildest nerves.
When I came out of the shadows, I was in a San Francisco hospital, brought litter by
the captain of the American ship which had picked up my boat in mid ocean.
In my delirium, I had said much, but found that my words had been given scant attention.
Of any land upheaval in the Pacific, my rescuers knew nothing.
Nor did I deem it necessary to insist upon a thing which I knew they could not believe.
I sought out a celebrated ethnologist and amused him with peculiar questions regarding the ancient
Philistine legend of Dagon, the Fish God. So real God. Dagon was the major of Philistines worship
throughout the Middle East as the ancient god of fertility and crafts. Maybe there were Dagon was
the common down-for-green. Lewis of Arcadne, as Tim chose him as the patron saint as their
and worked on bus meals appeared as the judge of the dead in the Syrian home and in underworld
prison border with the beveled text. He's often mistakenly taken for a fish scotch in
the wrong interpretation of his name as if he were the word dag beats fish. In HV Lovecrafts
where Dagon is under rough water deity rolling over the deep ones he would race with fish
traits that lie in the oceans he's worshiped by a single cult called the Isotere Border
of Dagon.
But soon perceiving that he was hopelessly conventional, I did not press my inquiries.
You can buzz every day if you want.
It is at night, especially when the moon is gibber-scent waning, that I see the thing.
I tried morphine, but the drug has given only transient sesies, and has drawn me into its clutches as a hopeless slave.
So now, I am 20 at all, having written a full account for the information, or the contentious
amusement of my fellow men. Often, I ask myself if it could not all have been a pure fantasy.
A mere freak of fever, as I lay sun-stricken and raving in the open boat,
after my escape from the German man of war. This I ask myself, but ever does there come
before me, a hideously vivid vision in reply. I cannot think of the deep sea without shuddering
at the nameless things that may at this very moment be crawling and floundering on its
slimy bed. Worshipping their ancient stone idols and carving their own detestable likenesses
on submarine populists of water-soaked granite. I dream of a day when they may rise up of
The billows to drag down into their reeking towns, the remnants of purely war-absorbed mankind.
Of a day when the land shall sink, and the dark ocean shall ascend, when it's to a universal pandemonium, end is near.
I hear a noise at the door, as if some immense, slippery body, lumbering against it, but find me.
I hope you enjoyed Mercy's that little cosmic whore appreciate you taking a look at the other music you'll see
Well that was interesting
Okay everybody now we're gonna be playing Chucky the killer doll
Let's see graphic resolution
Let's go 4k
HDR shadow distance
Let's do normal I guess?
I don't know what the difference in the difficulty is
Oh my best friend forever is not there
What is the shape of that door on the breaker in the basement?
Oh, Chucky thinks it's two keys to open.
Chucky doll, the vampire, my child, must be down here in the basement.
What is, why would there be a sub basement in the basement?
Chucky's out here, everybody.
It's two keys to move in.
That's creepy, look at the Chucky, my god.
This house is something special.
Chucky, no.
It's a bad doll.
Not cute.
Parents, we're wrestling again, and now they're dead.
Yeah, she opened all the drawers.
Is that some dumbass?
Okay, he's a dumbass doll.
He too.
Did I find...
He gets dumb, he gets stupid and can't figure out where I am.
So, there's some sort of password?
E, oh, it's E.
E, okay, S word is for that.
Must be a clue somewhere in the house.
There must be somewhere in the house.
A clue or something.
S word somewhere, it's four digit pen.
89, where the basement, something 89.
Maybe seven, eight, nine?
Where's B?
D, you died.
Okay, I was almost there.
Something 89, it's on the back of that painting though,
for sure.
What are you doing those for?
Pull the basement door.
Make the sub-sub basement door.
Gotta lose him first.
Oh, it's so scary!
Game like that, though.
It seems a little silly.
The doll's running around and trying to kill me, so I don't think the reality is in that play here.
Press M. He's back and chasing me.
Looks like it fits somewhere.
Exercise him or something?
If you chase by something, it's the worst.
Put the bits in there.
there somewhere this very dark dark dark places of the plot I have to find it
I'll be chased by not see where to use this hammer just an HD turn that off
nope that's enough it's way so dark playing a 4ky though because it's my
monitor resolution play things like monitor resolution textures and colors
get all messed up. I'm not seeing a book or a place to use this hammer. I don't think that
a lot of these developers play the games themselves, they just sort of... Or they play themselves,
they're so close to the project they don't realize that, you know, maybe that music
in the gameplay isn't very fun. There seems to be something in this place, upside down,
upside down across in one of these confident things.
I thank you for all the subs and re-subs guys.
You guys are fantastic.
And again, if I sat here and thanked everyone
at the time, I wouldn't be able to play
or stay immersed in the game.
So I hope that you can understand that,
but I do appreciate it.
Thank you for the subs guys.
Screen on, civic controls, keyboard,
WASD, space, controls back, WASD, headlights,
interior lights, stereo, map.
Wind shield wipers is five.
Oh god, okay, so headlights,
teary light, stereo, map, wind shield wipers.
Oh, okay.
This looks scary.
Got lower the sound of the sub stop
and we're gonna increase the sound of the game.
All right, here we go.
We're gonna go full immersion mode for this,
so we're gonna save all the distraction.
There we go.
There we go.
Full immersion mode. Here we go.
Maximum immersion.
So you've finally arrived, my dear.
You can come closer if you'd like.
Perhaps my appearance frightens you.
There's no need to be afraid, child.
You see, construction is on the ritual, yes?
This is what my visitors
usually ask of me.
Dot, dot, dot.
Is it true that the ritual has power?
It is true that the ritual has power.
It is true to such a power, the power to grant one wish, but it comes at a terrible cost.
I can see you will not be dissuaded.
Go perform the ritual, then return to me, and bring with you the following.
A book, a bell, and a candle.
Hey, remember that, my dear? So then, do you still wish to proceed?
Very well.
We shall begin.
Form a ritual with a directional input.
What is your request of the dark powers?
Oh god, uh, I want all the viewers.
Dark powers have not understood your request.
What is happening?
Oh shit!
God, what was that?
I don't know what this shit is.
You have seven of phatographs you would like to request until you start.
Sure.
The fuck?
Okay, let's...
Try that again. I died in a horrific crash. I'm just living in a lights dark area. It's hard to see because it's so bright, the game's so dark.
Whoa, it's really just this roomy mirror isn't it? Whoa, I just saw like a bat or an owl or something.
Freakin' train out of nowhere!
We're not a gas, I need a gas station. I almost completely out of gas.
The following shops appear to be still open. Let's go to the mechanic of gas.
That's... by fuel.
Yes!
Reduces all collision damage at 50%.
This is fuel consumption at 25%.
This is vehicle top speed.
Let's see the fuel consumption one, please.
Let's go ahead and...
Now we were at... we were... look like we were out of fuel.
That little meter.
What is the car's status?
20% damage.
I must repair the car then.
Okay, back up.
What would they have that I would want?
This is soda.
Wait, lottery ticket?
A chance to win big money.
Alright, buy one.
I just got scammed.
I just got absolutely scammed.
Okay, so I can pick up hitchhikers.
North Hollow?
Or Drops, Shire?
Uh, north hollows to the left.
Looks like the shortest path would be to go to north hollows.
Alright, we'll do that.
So let me see a hay checker, I gotta pick them up.
If possible.
What was that?
There's one over a demon child?
Get the items, I need a book, a bell and a candle as well.
Probably for the end.
Okay, sorry.
It's alright, it's alright.
It's fine.
The problem is that through the window has been shut down by a damaged computer.
Machine checked.
Dad's some bullshit.
Pawn's on the side of the road.
This game is so trolly.
This game is called Dead End.
It's not in the Twitch directory, unfortunately.
Very interesting game.
Yeah, unfortunately we died and it's not over.
Not falling for that one again.
Sorry.
Jesus!
Jesus.
Look at this kill now.
What's over there?
Oh, I hit the rest area.
Would you like to investigate the area? Sure.
That's getting rest up.
A trip on your small rock and graze your knees, stress increased.
Great.
Freaking phenomenal.
That's great. That's just what I wanted.
I got stressed and like tripped over a little rock.
Hashtag worth it.
Let's buy this thing we have before.
We will buy.
A meter kept going down.
That says the countdown meter.
Dracul's drain is really fast, we're learning Bible, travel guide, firelighter, describes local tourist attractions, King James edition, good for lighting barbecues.
E2, make another vital purchase, hold on.
Another very, very important, very important one.
I want this one more.
Christ, what's his problem?
Was that guy a hitchhiker on the side?
Easy to crash in this game!
Jesus Christ!
He started to piss me off!
So easy to crash, it takes so long to turn!
Why does it take so long to turn in this game?
Jesus Christ!
That's a bad idea.
This wind is blowing, like, constantly.
Just buy one more.
Real fast.
Just buy one more.
It's okay. Just one more.
Just one more and we'll be even.
Buy one more since that'll be...
That won't cost us anything.
We'll just now do one more just to ensure that the bad luck hasn't run out.
Just after this one, of course.
Exactly two more.
After this one is the last one, of course.
Just one more. Come on!
The last one after this one.
Our fuel is at 70%.
We have a little bit of fuel.
Reduces all collision damage by 50%.
Yes, please.
And at this time, because god damn,
is there eternal grade, maybe?
Increases vehicle top speed increases vehicle acceleration you need quick loots right now
I'm good or a trash can randomly the road. This is sudden stop there in the pawn shop
I don't realize this was a hot road to the city almost there. We made it antique store. Let's see
Shit text is a
It's a book. I'll take that
I just need a candle. I just need a candle and what is that a dark alley on options?
Search the alley
While you're messing around in the alley a local miscreant siphons off some of the petrol from your unintended vehicle lost in petrol
It's not this new website
called instant money like I followed them on Twitter and
It's not a hello star sponsorship. It's okay. We got it. Stop it anytime. You just who's not see right now
Let's go to Wolf. Well these hills are dangerous. Hey, there's a scarecrow. It's this bullshit
please you can stop that my back seat bro I haven't seen a thing a long time am I
safe seems fine right now I thought I saw shadow of there but it wasn't I don't
know why there was nothing there okay it's alright we're fine
Firelighter. Broken Bell.
So you shouldn't use that funeral. Sure.
I'll buy that too.
Is there a supermarket?
Oh, oh my.
What do you sell here? Oh, we have soda,
chocolate,
scratch card.
Let's try one of those.
What is that? Let's see what it is.
I don't know. Could be anything.
Oh, nice and broken. Let me buy another one.
Yeah, just seeing what this is.
I don't know what it is.
buy them and see what they are. I don't know, they could be any of these random, these things
that I've never seen one before. Yeah!
Now we do it before the next one. Yeah, it's fine. But you have to actually- Oh crap, I
bought one! Shit! Is this a city? Wait, there's a rest stop back there. Yes. What's
in the rest stop? You trip on a small rock again and my stress increases. Oh, friendship!
Micros up. What do you say?
Mechanics still just saying!
Mechanics, the face is always there, you know.
8% damage, 45% fuel, any more fuel.
Top speed and the other one, they'll seem all that great.
$6 short.
The opposite of the candle.
Textbook.
They have a supermarket.
That was hitchhiking.
Where'd he go?
Navy Ark City, I think.
So they don't have one.
Hello, sir.
Sorry, coming through.
Don't mind me.
The pharmacy could sell a candle.
What are they gonna, why would they sell a candle?
Farmers.
I asked Satan for hair.
So if I could pick this ritual,
I should have a full set of luscious hair after this.
And now if I'll share it with Rectable.
All right, let's start with the pawn shop.
Grimoire.
Dictionary.
Lighter.
Lost half your cash!
With some trepidation, you enter the Drakken
and the interstitial adventure to a local
I never do well threatens you and demands all your money and you managed to conceal half from him lost half your cash
I got jumps again is one more
For this one, okay, this is the last one for sure the last last one
Draven happy horror show kill as
Demon wolf Leslie Bay
Chakos, my name is mega and Chewbacca. Thank you for the new subs and resubs you guys are fantastic. Thank you
I still need a candle. So let's go to the Knights Hill
Hopefully they sell a candle.
Hopefully they sell a freaking candle.
Thank you for the bits, Radiator Road, Radiator Bones.
This has gotta be a go on this time, right?
I get jumped every time!
What is with the crime rate in this area?
You've got big, strong arms and you find me deader.
Thank you, Cuttle Afterwards.
Then I'll be yours.
I'm an avid Cuttle-er.
This game is trashed!
I'm gonna snipe you to the curse
and do the waiting arms of my master.
the ritual. There's still a chance to save yourself. Save yourself from our master.
This is the end of the road. Grim scowl in a tronation phase, you reflect back on the
night's events. Trembling but defiant, you'll never be able to forget tonight. The sun peeks
out above the horizon. You're going to feel more like yourself again. Big upon your original
wish for a boner. What? I didn't say that!
on rumbles and the crack splits in the ground before something arises from the
thing. If you realize this is the boner you wish for, you regard your new boner with excitement.
At first glance, the boner seems to be having that beautiful person, but it wasn't worth it.
So much suffering just for a boner in the cold light of day.
We're playing happy humble burger farm during order month. Let's go ahead and
Jump in the game and see what it's all about. Don't we've been on the grill too long? It might burn
So why would I have sold the gun's shells?
That's a good thing.
If they had arms safe for them, they'd capture us all ladies and would be here for the end of the war.
That's in mind. Control is scarce.
Well, in case my controls get a little secure, that's if not.
Rockets is a good thing.
So, we'll be moving to the launch.
Thank you all for that subscription.
Appliances only work on shift. Customers don't like stale food.
Cook a burger.
First grab a bottom bun and place it on the assembly board.
Is this the assembly board? Oh, here.
No.
Oh, oh.
Okay, there we go. Left, right, right click.
Nope. We've been placed one of every sandwich topping.
So mustard, cheese, onion, tomato.
Next grab a burger patty and place it on the burger.
Should I cook it first?
I feel like I should cook it first.
No one likes raw meat. It's bloody raw.
Grab a rebrand cookie and place it on the burger.
Ha ha ha! Bloody raw!
You aren't paid to think. True. True.
Oh, that looks good.
Next, grab a burger patty, uh, finished by placing a top bun on it.
All customers must be served food in a bag. Make sure you pay attention to exactly what they order.
Thankfully, this is a customer.
There's a picky interact with the bags laying on the assembly table. Nope.
the table. Nope. And once we're in his bag, there's no going back. So be careful.
Pay attention. Place customer's burger in the bag. Ring the bell to release the bag
from the board. Serve the other to the customer. Happy is only happy when you're
doing your job correctly. Serving wrong orders or being a poor employee can
result in infractions. Infractions can cause unpleasant things to occur. She
only moves if you're not looking. Keep your eyes on her at all times. If
the happy gets angry, you deserve her burger. But it requires a rotten
patty. When she's released, you'll find piles of rotten patties around the restaurant.
Do you want some a patty? At least she wants a burger.
It's flame broiled just for you, ma'am. Okay, it's nice and green. That's how you like it, right?
Do you do not want it? Do you not want a bag? I don't think she wanted it in a bag.
There's a dark cloud.
The animals are known as the barnyard buds.
We're supposed to die.
Oh, my apartment.
Use your employee manuals.
I don't even take time to report your employment.
Press Tab anytime.
Oh, my first day.
Second issue written by a burr.
Welcome to the new employee.
Read this.
Crayolusion has been hired.
Read the manual to get started.
Grab, chill patties, and throw them on the grill.
Don't make too much.
Don't make too much early.
It spoils fast on the prep table place one bottom bun and one of each topping prep while the meat cooks
That'd be a baddy baddy to get the delet happy deluxe
Place slice of pork to make a pop and pork sandwich or a juicy piece of chicken to make it fantastic
Salmon nuggets and fries simply one bag of fries and one in salmon nuggets put it on the fryer
way for it to be cooked. Move and place into a warming basket before serving. Remember one
basket equals full warmer. Keep a bath in the fryer's to be, the batch in the fryer's to be safe.
Find a head to keep these made. Place it into the oven and bake it before serving.
Hot buys and cookies. Press the red button. PS always have some of both made. Soft drinks
and slushies. Simply fill on demand at each street station and serve. Make you extra when
you can. People order a lot at once. Pretty easy, huh? Good. Sure. Employee guidelines.
Your role at Happy Humble Bird Farm is to serve our loyal customers only the best. From
top clothing greens to your perfect happy humble smile. Never heard of salmon nuggets.
interesting. Arrive on time for all shifts. Bride drone,
Transpation to your mark. Clock to site your ship. Clock to
end your ship. Turn on and off all lights. Plants is open
to sign. Enter all calls from supervisor. Do not miss these
calls. Cook and serve food to company standards and all
cash transactions they are watching you. Maintain an
early restaurant. Clean up old maintenance standard. Better
maintain these duties. Uh what resultant to serve
punishment or termination. Keep happy. I cold draw better
than this. I can't smile anymore. Eat. Each shift will be assessed and judged based on
the infraction system. Deformance will be judged on the time and quality of your work.
Bonus. Efficient employees will find their shift ends with a minimum
allowance of interactions in this event. You'll see what bonus. Turn on the
drive-through to get more customers. Spending. With your spending bonus,
encourage you to spend and save wisely. Visit the happy bar and local coffee
shop to enjoy push you through your shift stay happy by expanding your
collection of music rare action figures limited edition moonga moonga and much
more that the new religion city has to offer moonga is cool but it's hard to
find feels bad man enjoy your time remember every member do everything with
a happy smile hey you follow the rules your life app depends on it open sign
main door exit toilets grill toppings prep managers office fries daily duties
griddle don't get trapped in here the play area
play area burgers aren't here don't close your eyes to the truth seriously when
happy is mad there is nowhere to hide total steps walk one statistics
spending okay so I have to work my job do great hang in there someone help that
kitten oh my god moon subs where moon subs are everywhere we bald people like
to hang out with each other we share the baldness with one another
What is that beeping sound?
Great.
What was that?
Is that a coin?
Obscura programming?
A lot of stuff.
That's an ugly ass looking beanbag.
So I gotta twid it?
There's something behind there.
Okay, that self-help tape sounded awful.
Let's go to work.
You don't have four items of watch, so you find a backpack.
Well, let's go to work.
I could probably help the Santa be a little bit of a video machine for food or coffee.
Toes room.
Don't open.
Sleep, and sleep inside.
Well, let's um, go to work I guess.
Hi.
Skull, I love you so much.
What in the actual hell?
Money and progression.
Most of the game is money, but in doubt, work.
I think a spot loose bill behind the vending machine.
Remember the interact button to interact with things?
Humble bar, $6.
Newest and biggest variation of the humble bar with the XL version, which you won't
finish in one bite, comes with a delicious pea and carrot flavor.
Oh, how lovely.
Finally tried the deadbolt.
Okay, um, candelux, candelux.
Charlie the chillin'.
Sammy the surly.
That's all five.
Action figures.
I don't get your own chilled beef patty right here.
Cell battery.
Please do not ingest.
Scratcher ticket.
One in ten, chances of winning up to twenty credits.
Oh my god.
scratch it off well if I went a bunch of money it's an investment how do I
settings use item you want no credits damn damn don't be late happens if I'm
late what is like this place is very creepy it's all fenced in like a
prison let's get to oh that's very we're not tools the burger farm goes
thing I was good at, at least we cooked for what we believed in.
Roomba?
Action figure?
All right, let's clock ourselves in and get to where you work with me.
Where do I...
Oh.
Pick up and dispose of trash in the lobby.
Pick up and reset rat trash around the exterior.
We'll use your back door for indoor shelves.
If you want to turn flights, it's during your shift.
You're a clocked in turn on the open sign
Let's go turn on the open sign
Turn on the appliances
Sprinkler kitchen lights to the back on okay. No one's in here. Let's do the rat traps. Oh
Customer
Hello
God you guys are coming in fast. What do you guys want?
Fantastic foul sandwich no lettuce
Fantastic Fowl Sandwich No Lettuce. Fantastic Fowl No Lettuce is okay. Fantastic Fowl New Lettuce.
Okay, onions, tomato.
Is that cut?
Okay, now it is.
Perfect.
What was that?
Fantastic Fowl Sandwich No Lettuce.
Fantastic Fowl Sandwich No Cheese.
Fantastic Fowl No Cheese.
Fantastic Fowl No Cheese.
Got it.
no cheese
Chicken, fantastic foul sandwich, no cheese, there's the next person
Fantastic foul sandwich, no lettuce. Got it. God, they love fantastic foul here
Let me go ahead and get a second patio there
Fantastic foul nudist
Fantastic foul nudist
fantastic spells are really selling I'll put that there get it prepared oh
different okay oops oopsie okay you want pop and pork sandwich no pickle
pop and pork no pickle got it what even is your job pop and pork no pickle
Like, what is this man doing?
Poppin' pork.
No pickle. Poppin' pork.
He's just, like, standing there.
Poppin' pork. No pickle.
Pick up and dispose of trash in the lobby.
Pick up, reset traps, and it's here.
Move deliveries to your back door to indoor shelves.
Alright, next order is...
Happy Deluxe No Onion.
ship finish great job oh I'm gonna go see if I can still get a bonus after the
ship ends probably not but we'll see probably no but maybe bonus let's do
the rat traps I'm not sure if I'm getting gonna get my bonus or not but
we'll see a lot of rat traps and they're all full why would you be on the X
tier of the boat that seems weird that have been crossed off your list now I
the trash in the lobby trash in the lobby pick up dispose of trash in lobby
it's just on the floor okay trash boom bonus is complete
time to clock out here's my bonus thank you drop the light in this drop the
welcome sight right away today go home
bump bump bump bump turn off all lights
appliances open sign answer calls from
superact cook and serve food in the
lover
we're getting trouble already it'd be
really bad go home you say all I have
an apartment not a home are these a
separate light switch oh that's for
that
Oh god, what the fuck? Let's go home. I know chat. That was like what the fuck? Should've just got home.
Okay, now we got lots of like money money. Oh my god, chat looks like I'm getting noodles for dinner for lunch.
What's your mean? Hell yeah.
Hi there.
Private property, no loitering, skateboarding, no photography, no fun.
No fun?
Humble bundle bar, you care flavor.
Even my asphalt, this truck can move, it handles great and drives so smooth.
And runs as good driven to move.
Wouldn't hurt just to make one more investment.
Financial advisor always says to make an investment.
Damn!
Damn!
Go to sleep.
Jazzy Java!
Ooh!
Obscura programming.
Not a token.
Use it to upgrade the restaurant.
It keeps...
My door keeps opening with the deadbolt
for very, very long.
For some reason, my door keeps opening
on its own.
Even with the deadbolt.
Well, let's uh... go to sleep, I guess?
Oh!
You were almost a happy sandwich!
What?!
Top 10 dream drops.
Status post-influencer.
Event promoter.
Professional lip-saker.
Digital currency trader.
Recubation technician.
Spiritualizer.
Quick bait journalist.
Idea crime informant.
Cultural righteousness and torture.
Selfie monetization expert.
My door keeps opening and it keeps...
She told you to never use your best friend toes my best friend
This game isn't very realistic because I have a friend in this game
The burger is a lie
Run to work sir
You'll be my friend. Oh chat will be my friend. Yeah
Well chat our chat is full of some of the best people in the world
So I mean there's a couple nair do wells in chat, but the whenever you have this many people
It's gonna be a couple in there a couple bad apples, but most of chat's awesome
There's only a couple bad apples in there most chat break
Okay bonus tasks pick up and dispose of trash and lobby pick up or set traps around the exterior move deliveries next
What is doing in these things?
I forgot to do the open sign, oops.
Alright Chad, let's take some copium.
Employee of the month.
Employee of the month.
Employee of the month.
Okay, employee of the month.
That'd be the best, best there ever was.
Okay, someone into the restaurant?
One more over here I think.
I just touched dead rat.
I'm sure we're fine.
Okay, you want fries and a soft drink.
Oh god.
Pays.
But where's the fryer? Okay, boom.
You're trying to appliance on? Oh, there we go.
Let's get some...
Ah, that's the wrong one. Okay, salmon nuggets as well.
Soft drink. Uh, cup.
One minute! Let's go!
Surprise!
Okay, drink.
Soft drink. In the bag?
That's a little sus.
Okay, uh...
in the warmer okay happy humble burger
okay fries you want fries and salmon
nuggets first thing in the morning man
god okay fries and nuggets got it salmon
nuggets fries oh that's one let's go
people I don't got all day come on
shake and a soft drink all right but that's not a shake this is a shake shake
but she was shake and a soft drink what okay shake soft drink that's so much
sugar this must be where it is next order fries salmon nuggets salmon nuggets
Got it.
Okay.
Prize.
Seven nuggets.
Seven nuggets.
Isn't it warmer?
Okay.
We got, uh, shake and two soft drinks.
Alright.
Shake and two soft drinks.
And soft drink.
This shit gets brutal real fast.
Then we'll start getting infractions.
We're going to send the monster after me.
Fantastic foul sandwich.
Got it.
Fantastic foul sandwich.
Um, let's see...
Two soft drinks.
Yeah, we start messing up.
They're gonna release the monster who will murder me.
Which really plants is on.
Uh-oh.
Oh, they start fucking with you.
They turn the machines off and stuff.
Okay, soft drink.
Two soft drinks.
Two soft drinks.
Bow.
Sandwich.
So, what are you doing?
We're almost trying to destroy my progress.
Pork sandwich!
No lettuce, shake, soft drink, fries.
Oh my god.
Okay, shake, soft drink, fries, pork sandwich.
Pork sandwich, no lettuce.
Pork sandwich, no lettuce.
Got it, oh, cheese, onion, tomato.
And soup, ha ha, burro, up.
And then you close up, ha ha.
actual shit was that
Chloe I invisible monster all my
Pick up in a suppose of trash and lobby. Let's do that real fast
any more garbage
so far this game is both fun and
Very terrifying at the same time
They're slowly layering on the difficulty with the burger stuff. Why did that move?
Will you survive this dark and dreary night?
This won't fit in inside of anything there it goes geez
fuck out fuck out and go the hell home please let's get out of here never come
back until tomorrow Gabon X honey do thank you for those new soft appreciate
that. Can you take multiple connoisseurs with Dom together? I didn't think about that, probably.
Let's go, Toad! How's your mom's foot doing?
It's like wheelbarrowing home. That guy didn't, like, we are my ship in and in the middle of
making his orders, so he never got his pork sandwich. That's true, or order a food and then
you don't get it. It's very sad. Don't we use your restaurant token when you get to the
restaurant? Where do you spend those upgrade tokens? Anything else out here? Just taking a
look at the old graveyard. Basic graveyard like this place. This place is scary. There's the monster
with the eyes again. Requires a bomb. So I'm guessing there's hidden stuff all outside. We have
to find them in between working our shifts so that's graveyard so far this
game seems pretty fun it's an interesting mix of like horror survival game and
then also also a fast fast food sim yeah fast food simulator hey tow hi friend
are you keeping me safe at night do you want to play good job buddy don't open
sleep inside I guess you didn't want to play lock it did now it's locked yes
definitely why does it keep opening the way our month works is that I play a
game live each day like from about now until several hours from now and when I
Like what I've done live, then Pastan comes out of his cage and plays for you, Keynes from
the past we've played, and he entertains you until I come back live again, so it's a constant
marathon the whole time.
Yeah, we keep Pastan locked in a cage until October, and we let him out to do his thing.
Let's go and sleep again.
Bright and gray day on the round patty can make all the difference in the sandwich.
Let's go to work again.
At this...
Who's that? A picture of?
Okay, a tow.
Alright, work time.
Uh, tow, buddy. Friend.
Tow.
Tow.
Thank you, sweetheart.
Thank you. That's got real food.
Oh, there's my buddy tow. He's coming.
Single cell battery.
Feeling stuck. Get some glue.
There's no way to, um...
I don't see any way to buy the upgrade token.
Wait, that's not real?
So that's just made it look like construction.
Actually, B construction.
Oh, you can go inside?
Oh, let's take the gander inside.
Order risk-legible shock.
There's something big under that curtain there.
There's like a fake rush.
What the hell is happening?
Open that and click on that closely.
There must be turned on in order of risk-legible shock.
recoded remember
To
Make smart decisions
Inside of here stops right here. Is that purple or possibly?
It's like a piece symbol. Okay. I think it's people white white and then whoo, which is like the
Symbol here they have the symbols there case someone's colorblind and
then red
The tree symbol.
More switch, baby!
Kills the test.
He wants a rotten burger.
Cooking you a meal!
Meal, sir!
No more mage, by the way.
Now, where are they?
Go inside his belly.
This order is for six years for control.
Six months for labor.
That was very sad.
He wanted to be late to work if you were fighting
a giant monstrous egg creature.
Probably he wrote up.
No.
Excuse me, work should have been superior.
Well, let's see if we can still go to work.
No, you won't.
I'll get written up and they're going to duck the burgers from my paycheck.
Wow.
Even sounds like that unrealistic.
I accidentally turned on this rig or it's my bad.
I know it's like a oops, sorry.
So I clear the rat traps too, then open the store.
What?
I gotta lock it in right now.
Yeah, that's rat jaymen right now.
Aren't you guys sad though, seeing your people in traps like that though?
Let our people go.
So let's do a scratch off.
I want no credits, damn.
Where do you spend the vending machines upgrade?
I'll grow upgrade, drink upgrade, additional order time.
Yeah, let's do order time.
That sounds like something that'll be useful the most.
Perfect.
uh salmon nuggets soft drink got it okay salmon nuggets and fries fries and
salmon nuggets here we go
clients is odd boom boom something attacked me and turned it off
what the fuck was that all right soft drink that in there all right we're
waiting on that let's uh lights out to salmon nuggets salmon nuggets and
soft drink go the next person let's go I don't want to die today foul sandwich
don't let us prize and two soft drinks got it boom okay fantastic foul sandwich
you're creepy dammit monster please stop fucking with the restaurant before it
was no lettuce shit dammit dammit I'm sorry sir you said no lettuce no lettuce
No lettuce, no lettuce
Okay, no lettuce
40 seconds 40 seconds check
Okay top bun top bun
Lettuce
Oops, a Tastic Fowl Sandwich No Lettuce.
Uh oh.
And fries!
No!
Fowl Sandwich No Pickle, Salmon Nugget to the Cookie.
A fucking cookie!
What the hell do you want a cookie for?
A cookie?
I got a Mickey damn cookie.
Tastic Fowl Sandwich No Pickle.
Still got the meat.
You also want a salmon nugget?
I'm bleeding back into me!
Salmon nuggets.
I heard the cookie.
Nuggets.
No pickle.
Salmon nuggets.
Fries and two hot pies.
Oh God.
I'll never really get done in time.
Two hot pies?
Is that happening?
My ship ends in like two seconds.
Ships has finished.
Great job.
Okay.
Everything's fine, Jack.
Everything's fine.
We got an infraction though.
See the red? Someone's not happy with us.
Happy is not. Why is there pig right there?
Where's the last of the garbage?
Got the bonus?
Fucking out.
We're out the lights.
Let's go home.
Daily infractions. Wrong amount of items given to lobby customers.
Oh, no.
She's going to kill us.
Let's just go home.
Let's just go home.
This game has jump scares.
It's... some people, Chad, have been jumping at the scary stuff.
I've been sort of distracted by trying to get the burgers done.
But yes, it's a scary game.
You've jumped?
I know.
I've jumped, too.
So far, this is a very fun and very unique game.
I have not seen a game quite like this before.
And I think it's very clever.
This game shows what you can do as a developer.
We don't have a massive budget or a massive team to make a huge 3D game that's like
draw-dropping, cutting-edge graphics, but you have more of a stylized setting, which
you just have really good ideas and are really clever about implementing those ideas.
Then you get a game like this, which is just really, really cool.
Cool take on the simulator genre
He eats up we need to sleep
And not tie go back and save Caitlyn we will at some point
Let's do a daily investment of our finances
scratch off
Damn, yeah, I got a recipe to crap whatever that means
On E7?
Look at me like that, and I'm just a talking head.
You don't know what's going on, do you?
Right, well...
I'm an artificial intelligence, cybernetic organism.
Or a robot, if you will.
E7 was a human like you.
My friend.
Haven't seen him in a while, though.
Now I'm gone awake.
You, uh, all of this is fake.
and E7 make recipes to try to break out.
See those blueprints over there on the walls?
It shows you the ingredients you will need.
So, I'll throw you those ingredients into the Obscurious Fabricator
and watch the magic happen right before your very eyes.
Use the Fabricator to create new items.
It was made by someone named E3E7.
Tell you what.
I'll scratch your back if you can scratch mine.
Oh, you gotta find it first.
Um, excuse me? Excuse me. You're standing on my foot.
What?
This out was the coolest robot in the factory.
Key Band Hacker.
Explore. Something exits.
Craft. Something Burger Bomb.
Get through suspicious door inside museum.
Suspicious door inside museum?
What if this isn't real? Am I real? Oh God. I, I want, I messed up the pumpkin. Aw.
You're scared of me? I'm harmless. Look at me, I'm just ahead.
Are you the head of this apartment complex?
You gotta fight it first.
So, glue, battery, transmitter. I feel like a transmitter.
I do know where to get a couple of these things, so...
Will, Habo-Selve.
I have two of them.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're not real.
It is, you haven't guessed by now.
That's how I was before I was even going to...
Have them trans-veter.
Have them trans-veter.
Scorch, you're back. If you can scratch mine.
All right, you gotta find it first.
So are all those people robots that I've been helping?
It's medicine, it's the cheap part.
What is going on?
So this is all like an elaborate ruse, my door handle.
Yeah, so this entire thing is entirely messed up.
And very weird.
You playing with your balls in the corner?
Okay.
I'll leave you to it, Joe.
He's doing his own thing, and I'm just gonna let him be.
Don't interrupt a man when he's playing with his balls in the corner.
That's a private time, you know?
Give the man a little bit of space.
All we're saying.
Free piece of...
True.
The real war is the work part of the game, maybe a few in real life.
It's true, people do have to do that kind of stuff all the time.
What is the plot of this game so far?
Um, so far...
We are working at a burger place and there's monsters and evil stuff all over place trying
to kill us and distract us while we're making the burgers.
And then on top of that, apparently we've been helping nothing but, um, we've been helping
nothing but AI robots so this is all like a simulation and I'm gonna figure out
what the hell is actually going on just your camera there it is all jukebox
flat-spring TV I can actually get some cool stuff I'm gonna take this with me
select your horse oh let's go scary darling come on scary darling come on come
Come on, you got this! Come on, scary darlin'.
Let's go!
Green memes go! You got this! Come on!
No!
Son of a bitch!
Oops.
Let's go drop this off at our house.
Triple J's, uh, Jazzy Java joint.
That's a lot of J's.
Ulyssia Museum.
Um, Twitch is in a gambling ban on the platform, um, so horse betting is something that you
should consider deleting the vibe, yes.
Um, that is actually incorrect.
Um, Twitch did not ban gambling.
They only banned some gambling on some sites.
Most gambling is still perfectly allowed, even with their new rule.
It was kind of a clever wording of how they labeled the ban, and everyone, um,
two pots
Everyone like thought it was a full bed, but it's not really a full bed
It's only gambling sites outside my station
Excuse me, what you're standing on my foot?
Where the other things go up now and where's the clue?
Excuse me. Excuse me. You're standing on my foot. Is that a joke sir?
does where it all that respond the glue is gone you're a human you're a human
I guess I'll have to buy more glue because I can't fight it
And then we'll be able to have a keypad hacker use is keep use this on a keypad be sure to pay attention
802
802
Five what they never came back so one time use items your fraud you fried
So do you your your doubt you died your pride most managers are like what's the difference?
Jack can be a little cynical sometimes
There's a little bit
We need to go to work. I
I can't see, like, a time, so I don't know, like, what time it is, so I don't know if I could be late.
I don't know what happens when I'm late.
40 seconds to deal with some other thing now?
They're just piling on the stuff I have to take care of now.
I-toe.
Okay, let me bring those in here.
Talk to the animals we did.
They started talking, like, evil to me.
What the?
No.
Oh, I heard like glass crashing.
Hey, what was that?
There was a mookow out there.
Come, let's...
Oops.
Uh, throw that over there.
Someone turn the lights out again.
Toilet's flooding.
Clungent. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That's not in my job description.
Cookie fantastic foul sandwich no onion fries in a hot pie the more pies foul
sandwich I think make a few fouls okay a few fouls fries hot pie cookie fries hot
Hot pie, cookie, ummm, fries, hot pie, cookie, foul sandwich, no onion.
That's fine, if its okay.
It'll be fine.
Oops.
Burger, no onion, you got your order.
Those are gonna start a fire and we don't.
Alright, we have Cookie and a-
What was that?
Cookie's in a shake.
Spongebob's a live rat in a restaurant.
Shit!
She's coming for you.
Oh god.
I'm- I'm trying to find you a rotten burger.
Let's just...
Let's just chill.
I keep our reader boss's office.
It's just a-
Patty.
Gotta turn the appliance on.
Fuck!
Stay right there!
They're staying right there!
Stay right there!
I don't want to see any MOVEMIT from you!
I'm cooking you damn burger right now!
Jack, keep an eye on her please!
That damn sandwich!
It won't budge, use your flash site.
Per transition by one or two.
Okay, it's leaving.
Oh my god, okay.
Straight to the thighs, what the-
You call me fat?
Hot pie, pork sandwich, no pickles, salmon nuggets, oh my god.
I'm not opening that fucking door!
Naked man.
I'm gonna fork without a pickle though.
Oh, why it's not on shit.
Uh, salmon nuggets and a hot pie.
Salmon nuggets.
Okay, she's happy.
She's happy.
Okay.
Fries and a hot pie.
Okay.
Okay, that's easy.
Fries and a hot pie.
Have a nice day! Have a nice day!
This guy's bugged. Pick up the Sposen Fashion Lobby.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh my god!
Fixed the hitboxiness. This is really good.
Whoa!
Uh, fries and salmon nuggets.
Cookie shake soft drink.
Shift complete.
I'm going the fuck.
I'm fucking the fuck out of here.
I am done with this shit.
Now come on fugs giving up isn't in our nature
true
I'm out of here. We're got to put the check clock out
Get no fuck out of here. That was a nice work day. You know what jet? No, it was not
It was not a very nice work day. It's not for me
hey you guys in there like ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Monsters! Ha ha ha ha! Oh, streamers...
suffer for my entertainment! Ha ha ha! Oh! All right, let's go back home! And we will
sleep. Birders don't actually have to go bad when you're not looking. Just like
to try to make a bunch of birders in the morning. I'm going to take a quick break
the bathroom itself will be right back in just a few minutes we shall return in a
little bit different so unique why would you be here buying these shirts everyone
else wears not caring that everyone else is wearing them let's go on the door
hey toe I think toes protecting my door I'm afraid if I advance the story too
much he might not be there to protect the hallway anymore it's almost
Smash my TV? Okay, no, it's just an effect.
Where'd this come from?
It's immersion.
Thanks for the gift of stud, you are most welcome.
Ah, how are you guys doing? Are you guys enjoying
Halloween games and the scary stuff?
This game's been pretty
pretty okay.
It's been getting better as we get further into it. Certainly.
Take off the gloves.
Do you have any pets in game? I haven't- I don't know yet, we'll find them.
It seems like there's a lot of stuff hidden everywhere.
This is great.
You like this game? Yeah, this one's pretty interesting.
It's a nice mix of two genres.
Okay, let's do an investment.
Investing our cash.
One no credits, damn.
Uh, Toe is my best friend.
He's my best friend.
and he's always there to protect me
oh my god there's a bus
awesome so I just take the bus there for two dollars
you want me to serve hot dogs now?
what is even in hot dogs?
all the music is free made in-house
Ooh, okay.
So there's no DMCA worries with the music.
That's good to know.
Okay, more than four items.
Oh wait, I have a backpack, don't I?
I still can only carry four.
Maybe I don't have the backpack?
I found a backpack in a room,
but I don't know if it was like a new storage slot or something.
Okay, it's around the appliances.
It's around the lights.
Alright, let's see the-
Oh!
Ah! Ah!
What the fuck?
What in the shit was that additional event time? Okay. Yeah, give me extra seconds for that as well
I
Don't know what that was, but holy shit. It's a black cloud of nasty
clients is on
Let's start with getting some nuggets and fries
Nuggets and fries
another thing of
Some eyes
I was to um
three these some more hot pies that was cooked ahead of time to save some time
all right what do we got our order is three hot dogs god damn it what did you
do spray glass damn it tell you weren't even grilling anything what what did you
I don't fire exactly there was nothing there. Okay, where's my wiener station?
Wieners over here. Okay
Where's my meat? I can't get my wiener inside
The juicer flashlight foul sandwich hot dog no ketchup
Take out a trash in the back door again. I was there so much trash
Okay, she disappeared. You know foul sandwich foul sandwich no tomato happy dog. No ketchup
soft drink
I do have one here already
why are you there?
what in the fuck? go away
soft drink
foul sandwich
foul sandwich
no tomato
how is there so much trash?
you know what I'm getting the fuck out the counter sir
how does everything get special?
no mustard
what kind of a chuck?
you piece of shit
Shit. No mustard. What are you a child?
No mustard.
Just catch up on a hot dog.
Wampant pork sandwich, no cheese.
Chat mustard is goddamn delicious.
I could eat mustard straight off a spoon. It's so good.
It's alright, but they're not actually cooking.
Hey, pork, you wanted no cheese.
Excuse me?
No.
No.
He's supposed to be in here.
Oh.
Oh, who's that?
Oh, who?
Who is that?
Berry sus.
Please.
Fall in there.
Hey, god.
The hitbox of that is awful.
Let's clock out.
That's just a third employee now.
I think we're done now.
We're just going to leave now and...
Here.
Sharp, focused fill.
We need to make more of those hacker things.
Let me go buy some more Edvin transmitters from this later.
Before that, Risa Frank Schuber says,
I stole this from Bezos so I can have the Halloween emotes.
Well, thank you for subbing with PrimeGummin.
I appreciate that.
Maybe he'll be able to take one last trip to almost space now.
Let's go check out this museum and see what's there.
How many bosses do I kill for? I killed one boss.
An unexpected boss, but a boss.
It's a giant pig monster thing.
It's office. It's just green able to be helped.
I don't know. Maybe it's just me.
Let's see what's in here. Just an average day of the job, yes.
Hello fellow employees. Express coffee. Your very own farmer action figure.
Called by the pace. And I will buy the uh the battery. Look at them they're all singing kumbaya
in the middle there. And there's a token on the top there. Excuse excuse me. Can I get
on your utter? Thank you. Thank you. I got a token! Let's look at this. Stuggle up and
Thank you for the prime gaming sub gothic group. I think you as well
Passing was telling us that with a thousand we could get the best PC be built
But thousand hours you get a good budget PC bill where you can play most games at medium or high settings
thousands like easy goal the most expensive parts in your PC are the CPU and the
Graphics card most people make you make the
um mistake an assumption that you have to have the latest graphics card to play
games well which is just not true you can play games like generation and two or
three behind it still play them fine just might have to turn down a setting
or two or resolution setting suspect what
We found a bloody note that said help to the theater, hello.
He have lost two investigation teams to the surface of the tunnel.
The entire atmosphere is in never ending storm.
A mega hurricane that covers the planet.
Thousands of tornadoes rip apart the surface that no mortal will ever lay eyes off.
The last three planets, no longer linked together according to Dr. Grimm's
linked ecliptic prophecy.
Nomina is an orb, and Akate is a giant metallic monster. It appears to be an abandoned space station, but it's a mystery.
Drake, Jab, Flashlight, and the Theater? This theater looks sus. This looks like the kind they'd play adult movies in or something.
It's got a real sketchy vibe to it.
Now I haven't been to one. You can ask your dad about it. Sure he's been.
Alright, let's go back and make another hacker because there's lots of places to go inside
Let's go the tippy top
Yeah, as far as the PC goes like you only need the latest and greatest if you're like an influencer
Not an influencer. I wouldn't worry about it
Or you're just like an extreme enthusiast
Well, that doesn't check. Oh, that's awesome. I thought I saw that
What?
You're standing on my foot.
Sir, shut up!
I'm harmless, look at me, I'm just ahead!
Do inflers to get PC's for free?
Some people do, they have sponsorships for them.
Toe's room.
Sleep inside, don't open.
Toe, do you need your door open, buddy?
She's laid her buds, you know her well,
she'll finally back to what she got-
What?
What the fuck is going on in here?
I can't stop burping!
Triple shot! Okay. Thank you.
I'm not robbing Toe, I'm just borrowing some of his goodies.
He's my best friend, he wants to help me.
New Alistian City.
Like this fake town, feeling something to our brains.
I'm losing my memories, starting to forget.
Oh, so Toe was losing his mind.
Hello, my name is Theodore Olive Emerson,
But my family calls me Theo and my friends, they all call me Toad.
I've wanted to escape that nickname since childhood.
And I finally did when I got here.
Give anything to hear them call me Toad one last time.
Aw, poor Toad.
This is me on day 31 of Horror Month.
He obviously has lost his damn mind.
Thank you and girly, uh, four C's.
Now, we're ex-pengothic, reaper, friend, shuber, DJ Mafi for the gift subs.
You guys are awesome.
Let's go ahead and do another t-shirt giveaway at DansGaming.store.
We're going to go ahead and give away a t-shirt, a hormone t-shirt.
We have them on sale at DansGaming.store.
We want to go check it out.
You can also give t-shirts to chat, which I'm going to do right now.
Again, don't type anything yet.
I'll tell you when the type stuff.
Okay, and writes going through.
Any second now it'll pop up.
Okay, giveaways open. Type estimation point enter if you want a chance to win a free Hormo t-shirt
And if you don't want to try your luck, you can always buy one there available at dancegaming.store
Also the link below the channel and the chat and the estimation point merch command
Be sure to check it out. They'll only be available until the 15th of this month
And they should hopefully arrive by Halloween. They might get there a little bit after but it'll be close
Toe's room is very creepy
Tell buddy
Let's get out of toes apartment
It's a nice mission point enter if you want a chance to win
And if you win you'll go to dance gaming stores slash redeem log into the twitch account
Let me know that you won and then
You'll be able to
Check out and get your free shirt no shipping anything
All right
Should be drawn the winner any second now it's almost about it's worldwide
shipping and we're gonna get gold again
the moderator in chat fourth wall HQ fourth wall HQ fourth wall HQ fourth
wall HQ the moderator will be doing the giveaway and they'll announce the
winner as well
Ambience
They're shaped like crows and ravens. There it is the winner is Sam Nash
Congrats Sam Nash you have won
Go to jans gaming store slash regime to claim it
Congrats to the winner
and anyone could get the a
Shirt anytime so just keep an eye just like your subs someone randomly will drop them
But this one just got to pay attention look for the little thing that pops up and it makes an altitude and you'll be able to enter
All right, let's go ahead and go
We like you some game keys give way to your communities site debt team. Oh awesome for this game. That would be amazing
Whisper them to my Twitter account at Dan's gaming and we will get them out as soon as um
Soon as my assistant is done playing World of Warcraft
We will have a couple of codes.
The man likes playing.
Wow.
Okay.
No wrong with that.
Yes, he's doing Mythix right now.
And wow.
People still play that game.
Yes.
Yeah, the website offers sizes up to 6XL.
So everyone can get in no matter who you are.
Yeah, anyone.
At least anyone less than 6.
Anyone 6 XL or less, I guess, not anything higher than that.
After the transmitter, I will take another one of that one.
Alright, let's go back and make another trick, uh, hacker.
Uh, it doesn't have triple XL.
Now if you want triple XL, just go to the pool section of Twitch then.
I'll take care of you there.
I don't browse that section but I know over there is where that kind of stuff happens.
Alright, let's go ahead and make another hacker device.
You were almost a happy sandwich.
Never thought I'd hear that expression.
Okay.
Okay, give me a battery.
And...
Hello.
Let's make another keypad hacker.
This must be inside another person's apartment.
Wait, what?
Okay, there it is.
Jesus.
I don't see my country, Ukraine, the building address dropped down on the merch site?
Really?
Well, go to 4th wall and connect their support and see if they can help you out.
I have no control over that.
They should have a support on their website. It's up for the wall.
See any other things that they can hack.
Did that one and that one.
That's a good or to the office tomorrow and hack it.
I'm gonna lock both doors and pray that Ashley works.
Alright, sleep time.
Tazdingo! Thank you for placing an order for sure.
That says, thanks for all you do Dan.
This game's really good. I'm really enjoying it so far. It's very fun.
Little ghost ah that's adorable
Let's go tell
I'm a bit too. No, I just work is so as a hard worker somehow with even with everything else. He's lost
He's still
Working hard at his job doesn't mean to stop drive through so never
Do you want me to never turn?
It's nice having all these rats outside.
It's extra creamy.
They can be for our chicken nuggets.
Zero.
For nine-four.
Nine-four-eighth.
Who told you to go in there?
They're a teacher one way.
Listen.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Get out!
Get out!
Ready?
We'll do some giveaways.
Pumpkin spice latte.
Clients.
some stuff going to get fries going to get nuggets going get out the trash at
the back door shit okay quickly boxes on some of these things okay cookie hot
pie soft drink cookie hot pie soft drink soft drink that's a lot of sugar sir
are you okay oh we're in America forgot he's getting a very long xxl oh god
soft drink a cookie a pie I didn't dispose of the live rat in the restaurant
what there's a live rats you're stinking net hooks and worms out of my face
fishermen once I'm scuba diving do come down here and fight me like a fish tough
guy Duke new come get the fuck out of here cookie in a hot pie cookie in a
Cookie the hot pie, cookie the hot pie, cookie the hot pie, no mustard, cookie, hot dog, no mustard, hot dog, no mustard, okay cookie, I'm gonna put this sanitary right there for someone that needs it later, mustard, boo, happy deluxe salmon nuggets, okay we gotta get the hot dog, salmon nuggets and then the burger, okay there's an event sheet,
lettuce!
burger made in time
lettuce
lettuce is the best part of a burger
i said no one ever
remember how you fought pete
and found that g-card hacker recipe
yeah
well
use the fabricator next to me to make that
g-card hacker
i need you to cook
god damn it need you to cook
bastard
i can't take it out
30 seconds debon
i can uh talk to you
order time. Let's do additional order time. Oh, you can only have one of each. He cooks
faster. Okay, down with my shift. Let's get the fuck out of here. Go tell. Let's get the
hell out of here, buddy. Hello, Dan. Give me hello. Silent Hill, there is a dead.
This game gets really crazy. Yeah, well, I'm gonna score the boss's office some
more. It was 9408 I think? The boss is always watching but not listening. No sound. Or 049804.
That sounds better. That sounds more correct. Do you get any sleep ever? No. Not really.
I definitely do not. Was it 0948? Okay that sounds better. Write down the codes.
Well chat will remember for me.
Chat will remember everything.
Let's go.
Let me grab another one of these guys.
Nom nom nom.
Chat has a very good memory.
Chat has a bad memory of stuff that I completely forget.
The boss would never change the door code.
That's impossible.
Oh it stays unlocked.
Okay good.
I'm gonna say anything else in here other than this big
Angry lever is possibly it's the access area is bloated so please refer to statute 19 of your onboarding papers. Oh
That's the animatronic right there he said do not touch that button
And I'm inclined to believe him. Okay, grab all that now. We just saw him all the traps
Get some extra money
I mean, I will pull the lever at some point. I will.
You just go away, whatever the hell you are, naked man.
Open the store, okay, grab all this stuff.
Okay, turn on the appliances.
Surprise.
Bend nuggets.
Get those going.
More.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Who's pounding on the walls?
Oops, I didn't mean to do that.
And grab some hot dogs.
Toilets, plot!
Who blew up the toilet? We just opened!
Passive shit that early!
Okay, happy hot dog, no mustard.
Hot pie,
poppin' pork sandwich.
No onion.
No mustard, no onion.
No mustard, no onion.
No mustard,
no onion.
No mustard,
no onion.
No mustard, no onion.
I
Know mustard hot pie and a shake a shake. I need some more hot pies
Hot pie hot hot dog. No mustard. No mustard. Boom take out the trash
Take out the trash what what is happening with the trash now? Oh, it's so buggy
It boxes
I got this shake already, so hop by.
Pies and two happy dogs.
Two happy dogs, okay.
Hey, for me to touch your food.
Without washing it, my dad.
And fries.
We got fries.
I'm thinking net hooks and worms out of my face, fisherman.
I don't want to see that.
Uh, Fantastic Fowl Sand-
God damn it!
Hey, Fantastic Fowl Sandwich.
Fantastic Fowl Sandwich.
Uh, no pickle, fries, hot dog, and ketchup at a hot pie.
She got rearlocking everyone out of the boss's office.
It's just screaming to be hacked.
I don't know. Maybe it's just me.
no pickle good job buddy hey no pickle fries hot pie hot dog no ketchup
hot dog no ketchup just mustard hot pie oh my god there's no one else work
here no other person I can't do everything fries fries last one is a
new price. Oh master! Two seconds to spare. So your face is like droopy. I don't know
what's happening with it but something something wrong with you broke even. I
spent five and got two jank credits. That's profit I think. Emperor Julius
seizure. Thank you for the gift subs for chat and also thank you for gifting
Jasmine dragon tea a gift self. She's a lovely member of our community
But there's zerker. Thank you for the brand new prime gaming self appreciate that
Harpoon thorough with a six-month resell appreciate that as well
This community is the best. I agree. I love our community
We got a king Thomas dino Jaws. Thank you for those research guys. No, you know you
Kevin are we ready for a giveaway?
What's the hashtag gonna be? Hashtag beef. Hashtag beef. Lowercase. If you want to...
Oh, how many codes do we have, Kevin? We have ten, okay. Type hashtag beef if you
want a chance to win a copy of this game thanks to the developers.
And it's hashtag beef. Alright, let's go buy a couple more hacker things.
Starro with a brand new Prime Gaming sub, thank you so much.
Alright, let's go buy a couple of hacker things and hack some more doors.
You get the Mercers Tributed.
When there's a drawing, you type the command to enter it, and then it picks from those people that entered.
And then it announces and chat who won, and then that person can go to the website and redeem it
at fansgaming.store slash redeem.
And there, let's go.
Games are mobile time, sure.
But if you've already won one, try to be generous and let other people win another one.
But you can add their main- any main contests as you want, though.
Love the content, I always look forward to your hordemouth streams.
Well, maybe so much more.
Creepy crawly sounds over there.
Alright, well go ahead and draw two different winners.
Again, last chance type, hashtag beef.
You want a chance to win a copy of this game for PC.
Give you a couple seconds to get your last bit entries in.
And then we're gonna draw two winners and then Chris Saladin chat will whisper you your code if you want
Sounds like you may need a doctor for that or something sir. I can't help you with that
Sometimes my body goes numb and I can't feel it
Let's go hack some more keypads
heads. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, that was a bicycle. I thought I saw a person over there.
Alright, Kevin was going to draw two winners if he hasn't already and then he will whisper
to people, um, to people in chat to give them their codes. Stingray, Kiwi, and Sunday,
0-3. Congrats, you've won a copy of the game thanks to the devs and who are in chat.
All right, let's see. I saw we can hack into this room in the medical centers. Let's see what's in the back there for my bet
Upgrade token. Another upgrade token. All right, let's look for another keypad that we can match somewhere
There's one right there's not one in here. Oh, I see another one upgrade token another upgrade
Let's look inside the cafe. I'm in there yet
Oh, what's this thing?
I don't see any doors to hack in here.
I think if I saw any others somewhere...
Maybe...
I might have saw one in the museum.
I think maybe the museum has one.
We'll check that.
Very curious.
I wonder why they would set up a giant fake...
burger place...
with a bunch of robots ordering food.
It doesn't make much sense.
There's a truck in the parking lot where your apartment is that you can drive.
What?
I did not know that.
I don't see any more doors to hack with this device.
So maybe there isn't any more, at least not yet.
It's really big. It's been surprisingly big, yeah.
I have seen some places that we can bomb.
Well, now that the ship is over,
let's go try to pull that lever and see what happens.
I'm gonna see what we can find.
We're gonna go pull the lever in the office and see what happens.
Actually, try quicker just to pay the two dollars and use the bus.
Is a lie.
Let's see what's in here.
Hey, buddy.
The bus has been checking in on you.
How about you check in on him for once?
How can you do his office at work?
What is down here?
Wires.
Okay, let's see what's down this way.
Rest in another crafting recipe.
Even the reserver says, happy back for another horror month.
Yes, thank you.
That just happened.
This is a really complex story for a game about a burger joint and stuff.
Looks like a tape here, maybe?
God damn hard attack!
I saw there's a secret tape over here.
Oh, there's money in there!
There's money in the bushes!
Money. I dropped my figurine, unfortunately.
Because that thing scared the shit out of me.
The farmer thing.
Maybe he took it, or...
The farmer.
Maybe take this back to my house and keep it.
Possibly.
Whoo! Silent Bee and Casual Link, those resubs, guys.
Now let's head back to our base and drop off our collectibles.
There must be a place in my apartment to store these things.
We've got to find it somewhere.
Happy money?
Looks like a Sunday walk.
Pretty much.
Ah, great.
We'll look around the place and see if we can find something.
There must be something.
Maybe here?
No.
Ah, I can't go in there.
There's a place to store these.
I don't know where it is.
It goes in the oven. Oh, I never how perfect. I don't think there's a place to keep these
If you to mention five cast
All right, let's go to bed. We've been doing a lot of stuff there. We need to go sleep
The show with a bunch of those is in our neighbor's apartment. He has a bunch of those
But it's in the room. I his is in this room, but I can't mine
Which is odd.
It's a little strange.
Well, let's leave this stuff here for now, because I don't need it yet.
Hi-Toe.
Let me pick up a snack for the road.
Delicious.
Oh, I forgot we got a crafting recipe, didn't we?
Oops.
It's probably the explosive.
Let's see what it is, though.
Okay, thank you for a good thing of sub to three shoots.
I see you're looking at me.
Got something to say?
meat timer and a bomb
I made up a battery
for a burger bomb
Meat timer battery meat timer battery meat timer battery meat timer battery
All right, let's go ahead and
Head back to our store do our shift and then we'll look around
Hard to see the big picture behind a pile of burgers
that's a bit of wisdom I never thought about let's get this done what is all
this salt oh snow it could be snow that would make more logical sense of course
or cocaine well the things that I've been seeing in this place cocaine wouldn't
be too out of question. Get our bonus. Thank you, Remmelt. Let's go. Thank you guys for
making a great game. This game has been very fun and very creative. Some of the members
of the dev team are in chat and they're chatting. You want to make them tell them
how much you like the game? What are the appliances? Let's get burgers, fries
going nuggets going let's get up cookies cookies hot pockets let's use our
upgrade tokens have an upgrade drink up damn it up the oven
right they milk the franchise because they're cows that's got the cow that
doesn't look done for a one soft drink shake fantastic foul sandwich no lettuce
Fantastic foul sandwich. No lettuce, foul sandwich.
The machines are off. Shit.
Soft drink shake.
Take out the trash. Shit.
Really well so far. Well, thank you.
Goddamnit.
Okay, lights are off.
Two soft drinks.
A shake.
Okay, no lettuce.
Soft drink shake.
No lettuce. Boom.
Someone took a massive shit!
Cookie, cookie, pork, no tomato!
No tomato!
No...
Tomato.
Yeah, this is exactly what it's like to work in food stores.
What was that?
Two cookies!
Come on!
Move it, people!
Let's go, let's go!
Two shakes, you big chunky!
That's so much sugar!
That bastard let's go he's wearing a wire that goddamn rat two happy dogs
Done two happy dogs. Let's go just weiner the cookies and fries
cookies
Fries oh what the let's no pickle two hot pies and then salmon nuggets
salmon nuggets
Happy burgers
Uh, no pickle! Happy burger, no pickle.
That wasn't done!
What was that?
Okay, let's get my bonus.
Why are you moving?
We did the quarry, yes, we did that first thing on today's stream.
We beat the quarry.
I thought I saw another teeth out here, somewhere.
That'll be all up on our YouTube upload at the last part, so Kevin will give it up sometime today for us.
What I just ate, but it was apparently not good for me.
So we need to get we can get me at the apartment and we need to get a
Clock there's plenty of meat that front in our vending machine. We'll see though
So let's go buy clocks over here at this thing and see what's up or up
The only clock I can see
Yep, hopefully it works
Uh corn of stems there's a twitch chat interaction the data channel. Oh my god
That'll be crazy once you read the story.
Any of these people are real.
They're probably all fake.
They can look so we can find, oh money.
There's a bunch of money in here.
I wonder if we can blow it open and take all the cash.
Damn, quick drop $4 so we can have a good number.
Are you making a 420 joke in 2022?
That was so 2021.
I thought we moved on as a society.
more to resistance probably one of the scariest games of the year so crap by
that one Holly that one supposed to be really really scary
Patty yes game has a lot of content for a lot of depth for being a little
indie game it's been very complex now I'll see what head over on the positive
You love this vending machine because it's around you
I don't actually but thank you it's explosives be careful there was there was a couple of
places to bomb one is in the museum and the others in the restaurant so let's try
the museum first yeah if you don't see that countdown to lives on the screen
anywhere that means we're live that's an easiest way to tell all right see what
this does
Oh god. Oops, I fell in the hole.
Now, Warsh's head was raised to show me that I'm ready for the kill.
Shrinks and draws a half of the society.
Oh, for any of the employees, start a patrol now.
Uh, so there's a monster that hears everything very well and charges at it.
Oh, great.
This'll be fine, Chad.
I'm not worried about what we'll find here.
It's getting progressively more covered in darkness.
Bricks.
Okay, let's go to the door.
Thanks, game. I appreciate that. Wait, is this still open? Okay, I exploded again.
Damn, I love it. I look forward to it every year. Thank you for watching. I think I have
to go down quickly before, I'll say, amperage or call marks. Yeah, apparently I'm doing
a speedrun tactic on accident. I hope there's some healing in it. He likes really well done burgers
and hugs. Magma and Jane are sending him. I think that's why it was worth dying for.
Fryan. Real time steam turbine non-nable. Power psych must be an isolated steam propane.
What was that? I see a burger. That's cheese. So we have to make another burger for this boss.
So let me find where all the ingredients are first. Wait, Chuck's a giant chicken.
We're gonna have to fry the chicken pickles. I need to find where we're making these burgers
and then put all the...ow! Ingredients there. Okay, another ingredient there. We need to find
where we're building the burger at before we get open or trigger a boss of any kind.
The ingredients are, and the computer is.
Did I win the factory tour? Yes, that's exactly what's happening.
Asset containment. Oh no, he's in there.
Charlie M, he probably sees you. If that happens, run.
The hardest to avoid them entirely. Try hiding behind objects. Stealth is crucial here.
You might notice lasers. Those will set out for alarm that Charlie will rush towards.
Same with the gates. Those explode and get Charlie's attention.
Get the power on him and walk out for him. You can always dunk into the fence to take a breather.
is this I need to find the grill put three burgers into guessing it's gonna be I'm
guessing it's in there but I really have no idea
I'm dancing with bugs they for that reason the outer one sauce first oh yeah
he's a big old chicken do we have a toggle three cheeses to make a burger
Working is just there's a lot of queued up one, they go one by one, they don't replace each other.
Gotta find the grill. There has to be a grill somewhere that you're supposed to put these ingredients on.
And buns, I just cannot find it. I need a bun to put it on.
But you put stuff in the back?
I can't hear both of you.
Okay, that's where the burgers go, but I'm gonna figure out how to...
Cook them.
So I can put them in the backpack.
One, two, three.
Nope, backpack is full now.
Ah, there we go.
Now!
all through sandwiches. That should do the trick.
I need to take out the chicken patty, her chicken, and I'm sure he won't mind if it's
on the ground. He won't care. It'll be fine.
Just gotta find lettuce, pickles, and onion. Alright, let's go find us. The onions, and
Pickles, onions, pickles, lettuce.
Onions, pickles, lettuce.
Onions, pickles, lettuce.
Onions, pickles, lettuce.
Wow, onion.
Why did you make this the power controller without letting me know how it is yet?
I'll probably see to you if that happens.
What the heck?
Run.
I advise you to try your hardest to avoid the mentality.
Try hiding behind objects.
Stuff is crucial here.
You might notice, Glangers, there is a serve for a lot of the Calibur rush stores for Charlie's attention.
Love to do that, but he's camping me in this room.
Sir, Pickles, and Littice.
We just wanted to sit on our little chair and add something on it.
It was like, something's on my spot, human.
I think there's an ingredient in here.
Probably some pipe for something important.
I have tomatoes.
There's not the one I'm looking for.
The second patty is already have those. Damn.
Kind of be more...
As it was.
And then fry them.
Missing lettuce.
I need to find lettuce.
And that's cheese. I need lettuce.
Oh, if I've seen lettuce.
I may have seen lettuce and just forgotten about lettuce.
Okay.
So I had to repair that too.
Let's say keeps some progress
I also have to find old pipes as well
Julie is fun already asked these are pickles already had
What's in that pipe so far?
Tomato...
Patties are like everywhere for some reason.
There's any cheese and onion.
Other pyphos near the fortress.
Type, uh, if you guys want to win a copy of this game, type hashtag beef into chat.
You're gonna do the giveaway to win a copy of this game.
Type hashtag beef.
I'm not Charlie yet, are you with me?
Why, sir? Please.
Onions, okay, ah! It must be next door left.
Okay, again, one last few minutes.
Type hashtag beep if you want a chance to win a copy of this game.
I already had the pickles. Dib it!
Lettuce and onion, I know where the onion is.
Lettuce I think is right here.
Onion is past him.
Also, let me put the pipe in there.
Do I have the tomato already?
Oh shit, maybe I do.
Make sure there's nothing missing.
This machine was known to break down.
That's why there's so many actual pipes in and scattered around the facility.
Put them in one at a time though.
Otherwise, they'll pop out.
Okay, he's coming around that corner.
Let's go grab the onions, which I think is in the control room.
Small pieces.
Let's dump the lettuce that I got extra of on accident.
Where did he want to eat chicken patties?
When he is a chicken.
Kind of cannibalism.
Mmm, tomato, pickle, lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato, pickle, tomato, lettuce, peas.
Drought two winners in jet and Chris Alta was for you save now. I would love to save I gotta find the pipes to missing two pipes
I've only seen the one
Pipes in the four shirts. Okay. Let me go grab that one in great. There's a pipe
There's gotta be one more pipe around here someplace
The bleacher bomb normalcy awaits you guys want to copy the game Chris Alta was for you
with your coat
We need to see if we can spot a pipe somewhere.
Let's try around that engineering room a little bit more.
Agro Med's on, thank god.
Of course, Portulidon is in there.
Rx, nope. I still need one.
There's one. There it is, the word.
Get back into that.
There's an entrance right here, I don't understand.
Oh god, it's open.
Time for dinner!
Chat, anyone in chat? Anyone in chat likes some fried chicken?
Stupid bird. He is. His goose is cooked.
Where's the exit?
A lot of chicken for chat.
Oh, the whole room's on fire back there.
Oh, shit!
I was like, I wasn't done.
Who's scratch off?
No credits, damn.
I tried to stop it, but Grim's plan...
That leaves in the way. I tried to stop it, but Grim's plan...
They're not just sealing it off to keep the press out, they're sealing it off to keep those things in.
But the bomb just made them mad.
Creatures.
Like, tried.
Lower chat, that was...
Not pleasant.
Is that building on fire?
But these are fake police.
See how they keep...
Can't tell what's...
What's going on.
see now make sure you can't tell what's the monster just had to be right there
then he can't see anything right now because guys got drums oh my god it's
my streaming studio the green screen like he's got one of those chips too in
him yes this is um I'm in driggin PSL pumpkin spice latte it's delicious
Let's take that.
The whole simulation looks like it's falling apart.
Part of more stuff is breaking.
There's monsters everywhere too.
I don't need to make that helmet.
This isn't real.
camera that's the transmitter and clock I have a camera and I have a clock
and on accident there's nothing
If you haven't guessed by now, that's how I was before E7 got to me.
Oh, that was the hacking device- oh my god.
Okay, so I gotta go get a couple things.
Need to go grab- I thought that was the transmitter, but no, it was the wrong thing.
Oops.
This thing is going to shit.
This is like chat after there's no mods, like, and no rules.
Chaos.
Just a mass panic chaos destruction, it's loading pretty well.
I would like a, uh, is the sun coming up?
Can you tell me sorry and serve Cider Ryan for the resub to say
I love your content especially this month of the year.
Well thank you.
What is a burger, miserable little pile of ingredients?
Well maybe from McDonald's, but shouldn't be.
Nice ass cannon.
You're listening to Gary Jongo Daily with the Outcast Islands News Network breaking story.
And what appears to be a continuing trend, another tourist has gone missing while vacationing
at the King's Comfort Resort.
A search has been initiated and officials remain hopeful the child will be found.
Authorities are urging the public to be on the lookout for...
Wait, that's where I'm staying.
The emergency alert has been activated.
Nuclear bomb!
Manage it!
It's just a nuke.
The emergency alert has been activated.
Just hide under your desk and it'll protect you from nuclear fallout.
I learned that in the 60s.
And that really wasn't born yet, but that's what they taught in the 60s.
Just hide under your desk.
Just duck and cover.
He says to the stairwell to the chopper who were almost a happy sandwich. I am a happy sandwich
You want to shake?
You want to challenge a shaker soda?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Man you're lucky. I'm only found here. Oh my god, you know that is right
That's a journalist there that a guy that got banned from status post what's the name?
Maverick Koopa?
No, Maverick's already on the ground. He's been here for months.
His buddy there, uh...
Ryder Heitzman.
Oh, wow. That's easy.
I can tell you this is a total gravy of garbage.
We're more across obscura.
Sometimes I think they treat employees worse than test subjects.
Reality fabrication brain chip has been successfully installed and active for a full day.
test subject is awake and stable and is currently viewing training videos
provided by our in-house Obscura programming team.
Fault engineering was a success, test subject's memories have been suppressed and he's assimilating to the fabricated reality.
He has been assigned test subject's designation Employee 42 or E42 for short.
Finding reality, fabrication, shift, calibrations have been made.
Test Subject E42 will be deployed into New Elysian City by the end of the day.
I bet Gran must be excited about this one. He already got Maverick, a rider too.
No one else will be doing stories about people going missing on Dury Jango after journalists start disappearing like this.
Indeed. I want to go for a burger.
Hmm, burgers.
It's your presentation. We're not tools of the burger farm, go on, it's the only thing I can do.
Escape the simulation.
You served as well.
Let me buy a couple of extra healing items.
In the burger place, there was a place to explodey-wotey.
It could be there.
In the restaurant, there is a hole that you can blow up.
We could see if that's how we escaped.
I thought I had a burger bomb, but I don't see it anymore.
I think every it got reset. He's gone now. The place this game has to be in the burger place
I need a clock, please. What's next? I don't know. What's how long this game is?
Funny to me bet he's this game is so great. We should buy it to support the developers. Yeah, I'm gonna buy a copy
It's on steam
The Desmond and chat and they give us some giveaway codes when Kevin's back
I'm not sure when he is we'll give away the rest of the codes
the two batteries and two meat batteries.
Let's see, boom, we got two bombs now.
Let's first try the restaurant, the burger place.
Yeah, Scorn will be coming out on the 14th.
We'll play it on release day when it comes out.
Okay, what is in here?
Alright, thumb, we're gonna escape out through the hole here, maybe.
Do you remember? He's... it's all lie. They tried to... wait the... out now you see.
Find the old Vaquish tunnels. Tell the world what happened here.
B1. Device of the training.
But my room aesthetic, well thank you.
Great token, that's great after the game is over.
Over, you're only halfway through. What?!
I thought this was the end?
Wait. I need to grab one of those hacking devices. And then we're going to the door.
I hope that's the way out.
See, I need, um, battery, blue transmitter,
in-gale seat-a-leave, of course.
Um, of course I do.
Or I could just, like, stay in the simulation and just...
work my job forever until the end of time, serving robots.
Food that isn't real.
Just make burgers forever!
I'll do Dolly-Pilt-Proud and just work nine to five.
Never get any credit, though.
Hugging toilets forever.
That sounds pretty shitty, though, honestly.
Simulation is having a panic attack.
Alright, so let's take the hacking device down into the escape tunnel.
And then we have freedom!
They placed the bomb piece in the cemetery.
It was something in the cemetery, wasn't it?
Let's see what's in here.
Grave.
You put something in here.
It comes out there.
Maybe it's the crematorium?
I think it's too late for Toe. He's brain dead.
Almost brain dead.
Helter is, uh, Chris, Altered World. Thanks for those resubs, guys.
His brain is just permanently damaged.
That beef, if you want to win a copy of this gig, we need to, uh...
Not take our eyes off of...
He's for show me, but could we, uh...
Plunging, stop! God!
Stop it, stop it.
She's not stopping when I look at her.
Uh oh.
Okay.
Remember not doing that rule again anymore, okay?
We're changing the rules, fine.
Type hashtag beef.
Instead of two winners, we're giving away all the rest of the codes in this giveaway.
They're changing the rules, so am I.
Sixties?
The forties?
Maybe I grow the, hear the living dead, the night of sea roasts escaped from the
barn.
Mr. Dummy.
New restaurant must have malt mixture in the cup for adding flavor.
Blend up the ice cream first.
To the blender, place the cup more than add any flavor.
To the customer with a smile.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
So, god, okay, no.
Damn.
I shouldn't have had that whiskey before starting my ship.
I can't tell who the customer-
Ring customers.
Let's see.
chocolate malt chocolate okay if you want a chocolate malt sir it has been a
place okay one last yet type hashtag beef to get a copy this game it'd be
an internet drawing to win a copy game for your draw all the winners in just a
couple of seconds last chance get rid of them strawberry malt t-bone steak
t-bone that sounds good I believe stronger wants all three types of burgers
with some kind of goddamn maize
I use some burgers, huh?
I'm an expert at this shit now
Is this?
Man, has we feed it enough burgers?
Every day, we wait for it to get heart disease
and we wait for the heart to do the job for us
No cheese, chocolate malt, chicken sandwich
No cheese
It's done, I can't really-
Answer the phone, chat!
What now? What now? What could possibly be next?
I see hooves the door is supposed to open while you can still walk through okay
Just wish in future sight new alizia
We did it chat
Come with me and you will see this bookiest general on
We started this in 2010, we skipped one year, but this is the 13th year of Doing Horror Month,
where we have nonstop horror content playing all day.
I will be streaming live at this time every day.
When I go offline past in comes on to entertain you guys throughout the evening with all the games we played in the past
So that's how the marathon works. Thank you guys for
Tuning in every year to horror month. You guys are absolutely amazing
Appreciate you guys showing up and giving all your support to
All your support over the years
We have lots of great horror month merch this year if you guys are sitting pickets up month to remember the month by
We have two shirts drawn by Julia. This is the first one. It's a scary one.
This shirt will be a screen print, which means it'll be a higher quality print, one of those like real rough texture prints that are very durable.
This is a screen print. This will arrive after four months because screen printing takes longer and they can only have to do one big batch instead of all at once.
So if you order this, this will arrive after four months, but it'll be a very good high quality print when it does arrive.
We do have some instant ship stuff. This is the print on demand shirt. This will ship out instantly. This is also drawn by Julia.
This will print directly on the garment. It will last a long time, but it won't be quite as durable or quite as vibrant as the screen print one.
But it will ship instantly, which is a nice trade-off. So if you want the cute one or the scary one, they're both available on the Eskimation Point Merch command in chat,
in chat, which is pinned at the top of the screen here.
There you go. If you want to check that out, or just go to Dan's Gaming.store.
We have this available in sticker form and mug form. Those are both a little bit cheaper than
the shirts, so if anyone wants something a little more cheaper, the sticker and shipping
I think is about $12. So if you live in the U.S., so it's very affordable if you're looking
from something that's not super expensive.
I know custom printed shirts can be a bit pricey at about $25,
but we're trying to get the price down as little as we can get it.
And then we also have this lovely Horror Month display.
If you on the shirt, on the store at the top,
you'll see a link to the display,
or you can click the link below the channel
or under the display command.
And they are metal posters that go on the wall with magnets.
They are vibrant, big, beautiful, very good quality prints.
You can see them on the wall behind me.
This is 2021's Horamont display.
And this is last year's.
This one's Scooby-Doo themed.
They're a little blurry because the camera's way far away.
They're really nice, high quality prints, very beautiful.
Both of these are still available if you still want those.
Or even this one, the T for Defending for Monsters.
All these are available at the link under the display
command.
Display is spongebob in the stream this year so if you wouldn't mind showing some love check out the things they have
They have lots of great stuff not just horror stuff. They have video games movies
TV shows
Reop on three
And this is this year's horror much shirt display drawn by Julia. It's being shipped to me right now
I don't have them all behind me, but this is drawn by this is I'm exploring a haunted house and
Tifa's like hey
Dan
Dan because behind me is some Cthulhu monster and a skeleton come downstairs and
There's a little Easter egg on the left of the screen. You might see D&T our email
lurking in one of the picture frames
D&T's just sitting there. He's like, uh-oh. He's upset
So that's a beautiful one and if you want something
Something you actually use like every day. Why not?
get yourself
One of these amazing mouse pads
This is super high quality this is a desk mat you'll put your keyboard and mouse on top of this it goes across your whole desk
The artwork is absolutely phenomenal this year. It's massive. It's a desk mat covers your home whole desk
Put your drink on it and put your your keyboard on it your mouse
It's beautiful. You can also find this at the top of our store page or you click link below channel
If you want one of those
So they're beautiful
Yes, I can't wait until you get your breadcrumbs from your snacks all over my face on your desk
Let's be real you're gonna snack and you're gonna get crumbs on me, but that's okay. I
Know just just make sure to wipe them off or at least feed me a few okay if you wouldn't mind I
Appreciate it
Let's see.
Okay, and then today we're going to be playing some good games today.
We have Still Wakes the Deep, which we'll be doing in just a few minutes.
And then later we have How Fish Are Made, and then a game called Mouthwashing.
Apparently, mouthwashing is going to be really freaking weird, but really good.
I don't know anything about mouthwashing, so I'm going to go ahead and it completely
blind without any knowledge and just gonna just gonna jump things I hear it's
weird and it's best if you don't know what the hell anything about it before
you start playing it I know I hear it's good I hear it's crazy I think it's like
whoa still wait the deep is a nice love crafty and scaredy game so it should
be a good time.
We're going to go ahead and switch over to StoicsDeep.
I'll set up my green screen real fast,
and then we shall begin.
Again, but before we do that, a quick thank you
to everyone in chat.
Thank you for being here.
Thank you for the follows, the subs, the gift subs.
Just give me your precious time.
All the lurkers in chat.
Let's give a round of applause for the lurkers.
You guys are just hanging out, working all day.
Never saying a word, but we know you're there.
Thank you for being here.
And also, thank you so much for everyone that bought merch
because, and everyone that gifted merch.
Oh, oh, forgot.
Very important.
Let me double check how many unclaimed giveaways
there have been.
Some of you guys have one T-shirts
and mugs and stickers and stuff,
but you haven't claimed them,
so they're just sitting there.
Let me see how many are currently unclaimed.
All right, for the Horamont t-shirt,
two of you have not claimed them.
For the other shirt,
seven of you have not claimed your Twitch shirt.
We have five unclaimed mugs, one unclaimed sticker,
two unclaimed hoodies.
So if you guys haven't, if you might have won it,
but you didn't have it like redeemed it yet.
So under the redeem command will be the link,
but it's always just Dan's gaming that store slash redeem.
I'll put the in chat here for you guys.
Dan's gaming dashboard slash redeem.
You log in to the Twitch account,
we'll check see if you want any giveaways
and if you did, you'll just enter your information
and it just ships it to you for free.
So, go ahead and check the link.
It's right there in chat, you click that link,
log in to the Twitch account,
see if you want any giveaways
and then put your information if you want to ship to you.
If you don't click, just give, put your information
in or just sit there and unclaimed
and I'll just make like the person paid for a gift
then you won't get it, we'll sit there.
So just double check every so often,
make sure you like, make sure if you won, you claim it.
Says I haven't won, how can this be?
Obviously a bug, that sounds like a bug to me.
I followed you 10 years ago,
thanks entertainment and hard work.
Well, thank you for watching for 10, a decade.
Can you believe we've been doing this for over a decade
and people are still showing up for it?
Holy hell, how do you enter?
Okay, so people can do giveaways of our merch on the store.
So if you go to our store, Dan's giving us a store,
pick an item, you can pay for an item
and then choose the option to do a giveaway
and then it will do a giveaway in chat
and then whoever wins just enters their information
and then it gets sent to them for free
because you paid for it.
So if you wanna give something to chat,
your generous version, you're well off,
you can afford to do so, that's an option.
Watch out for fourth wall HQ in chat.
It'll pop up every now and then.
With the big thing, it says giveaway is happening.
You just type xmh.enter to enter,
and then it'll pick a winner, and then if you win,
you go to that link at the soju to claim it,
and then you'll get it.
There's been lots of people giving stuff away,
so keep an eye on chat.
Occasionally, you'll see a pop up for a giveaway,
so make sure you're paying attention
and you're ready to enter.
People even do it at night when we're doing a pass stand.
So just pay attention, look out for those giveaways.
They happen randomly.
All right, let's go and switch over to still wakes the deep.
Let me go ahead and switch over.
I'm gonna set up the green screen for this.
Give me one, see, yeah.
Let me double check.
Currently there is,
I don't think there's a giveaway happening right now.
Actually no, someone just won.
Slash shot just did a giveaway, nevermind.
Then they just won.
There is a giveaway. Okay, nevermind. So chat is right. Let's make a sure I didn't see it
Let's go live on YouTube
Take one online on YouTube and also
Because I'm young and hip we're gonna live on tic-tac to hello fellow kids
It's me young hip Dan here to entertain you on the tic-tacs. I'm hip
It's giving awesome
Skibiti or something, right?
Is something about Skibiti or Skibuti?
I don't know.
Welcome guys, it's time for Still Wakes The Deep.
This apparently is a nice, lovecraftian story.
I'm excited.
Let's jump in and start playing.
Showhead, standard, you know, okay, fair.
There should be a nice, mind-bending, crazy, spooky story.
I still can't believe you went.
What are you thinking?
Going to that place.
I wish you hadn't got yourself into this mess, but you did.
I can't even forever.
I'm only just trying to do right by me, so I need you to do what's right by us.
I am so tired of fighting, I just want it to be with her, I'll be home, the girls won't
be home, but if you don't deal with this, then we are done for good, I love you, I
will be here forever.
Damn, the voice acting's great.
Jesus, seriously.
The girls need their Christmas cards.
Fuckin' Christmas.
I'll be there in a minute, Trots.
Aye.
Alright.
He said my favorite word.
Breakfast.
Got to notice some screen turns.
Let me do something real fast.
Turn off frame generation.
Frame generation and turn...
Where is vertical sync?
There you are.
Much better and then we need to lower the sensitivity
Control mouse and see there it is
Much better mad
Merry Christmas
What was her name look the lady did it the girl that all those videos Mary Chrysler
Always love those Mary Chrysler
I'm at...Water...Water closet I think they would be called bathrooms in that...uh...in other countries.
I guess it literally is a closet of water.
Wait, unions? I was told by my employer that unions are bad, so they must be.
Ah, quite right, Trots.
Uh, to cadal management and board, um...dear sirs, North Sea Oil Union, workers union, Aberdeen branch,
civvies notice under the provisions of trade union and labor relations act.
Our intention to take industrial actions, to pay to meet our citizens'
discussion using agreements from our members, where they're going to engage with us and resolve our
valedispute ends. Speaking of, there actually is a strike happening right now
that could be really bad. Most of the East Coast's port workers are on strike
and we could see major shortages of certain things soon.
Graphics in this are amazing, man.
Yeah, that's-
Yeah, it's all because people- they just want a decent salary.
It takes hours and stuff.
Uh, looking around.
I mean, uh...
I think they must have gone back one short last night.
I know, it's like...
They could have just been avoided if the company would just pay them more, but nope.
Same old story, different data.
Yeah, he's gunning for you. It's just brilliant. I need a smoke
I'm a little here anyway. Thank God for subtitles here. I don't need it anymore. Honestly, you're a fucking like
We're gonna get breakfast
See you for that tonight. We'll put a wee picture of Eric up in the boat for you
Sounds like a plan. Oh my god
Thank God for the subtitles
She had a thick accent. I can't move the mouse left and right anymore, uh-oh.
Oh no. Hold on. The camera just froze.
Okay, there we go. We're fixed.
Oh man, that was pretty scary.
Oh, shower time!
Oh! Bill.
Hi Bill. Hello there.
Mmm, they might want to get the handyman out here. I'm noticing a crack in the wall.
God, the 70s, everything looks so different.
You know it would be fun if they invented a time machine, and you could go back in time to certain decades and just like live there for, you know, like a little bit of time, like a week.
Just to see what it was like in the 70s or the 80s or the 50s.
Doesn't he surprise me? Prick.
Stop immigration. Reject common market. Restore capital punishment.
Make Britain great again. Scrap overseas aid. Rebuild our armed forces.
Well, this is cozy.
Wait a minute. Is it almost Christmas time?
I thought this was a horror game, but no, it's Christmas.
You can't have horrors when it's Christmas time.
All old photos, remember those old printed ones?
bastards how can you see my god I'm a random to all staff Aberdeen to all
staff offshore due to late delivery of Maria Field and ongoing strike actions
board with German that no Christmas bonus will be made for the financial
financial year 1975 Merry Christmas Bernard Bernard cutting-end chairman
oh yeah it's amazing how early Christmas decorations go up at stores now
like Target and Walmart already have their Christmas decorations like what
it's not even Halloween yet how why it's freaking yeah you already like in
Casco you'll start seeing trees instead of show up really early already show
So your objective, go down to the canteen.
That was the map show of New Orleans.
So far the graphics of this game look absolutely amazing.
The atmosphere is great.
I feel like I'm actually in an ocean, ocean barge, just drilling some awe.
Press again and receive a hint.
Find the stairs down the canteen.
I love horror games ways to guide the player.
They'll usually just pile up stuff.
Go here just put boxes there or something. Just got to fill it with boxes
Or chairs tables or something
Help stop skin diseases. I see a butt
Darts tournament. Oh my god. Darts tournament. Those are fun
Finley
Adobe Roy
Tromps Kaley
Some good stuff right there
All parents giveaway happening right now. Let me see what it was
Um, Hormone sticker from Tifa's draining dance bank account.
Where's my wallet? Tifa!
Uh, apparently Tifa's giving away a sticker.
It's a type-x-mage-point-interge-one-chance-to-win.
I thought if she bumped into me earlier, she must have lifted my wallet then.
Man, this is a nice rec room. Got two pool tables.
Fools ball.
Oh my god, they got the big screen TV.
Look how big it is
Now this oh my god, I remember this over moat my grandma and for grandpa hi one of these and it was like coated in dust and
smears and stuff
It barely worked it a really pressed the buttons down hard
Yeah, they got a color TV. They're rich and this is an oil rig though. Hello, mr. Sember
Merry Christmas
Anything behind the counter here
I like this kind of horror games like I know they're walking simulators, but
It's simple. Just you walk along the door at what the hallway and you get scared easy
I like it. I don't have to think or play hard or just it just works
And let you explore your leisure. Let you have atmosphere
Christmas lights
All the workers. Oh my god
Christmas Day menu with some leftovers
So we're having Colin
skink scotch broth roast turkey haggis
neeps and titties sorry neeps and tatties Brussels sprouts carrots pigs in
a brink blanket black pudding gravy bread sauce then lots of puddings
Christmas Pud and Brandy Sauce, Cranachian, Perkins. I don't recognize half
a lot of these names, but some of them sound amazing. Fluffy Macro Pud and
cabbage Canceral. My dad's safe, how about you? I bet he's safe. Christmas
dinner, 6 p.m. 3 p.m. Hi fellas. What's up?
There's no escaping. There's gonna be a dozen mere rigs up here by the end of next year because they pricks in Westminster want their grubby wee hands on Scotland's oil.
Christ, none of this again. The bear is already down to the bear bones, and Kedahler just gonna make more cuts to get other rigs on the go.
If we don't take industrial action soon, this place will be even more of a death trap than it already is.
He's got a point though, Gibble. We're down to a skeleton crew in the Pond Townsend, and it's ropey as fuck down there.
Workers of the world, you night! What do you think, Kaz?
I don't know. Just hear it fix the leaky.
What do you think we'll be keeping the lights on if this place falls apart?
That's cool, ya nutty!
I don't know what they said, because their accents were so thick, but...
They was funny, I'm sure.
Hello, Brody.
How you doing, boys?
No, bad, Kaz.
Raps here's a bit shaky, though.
Gonna be the lad's first solo dive this moment.
All right.
You'll be all right, pal.
Wish you were the big man here looking out for you.
Have you done it before?
Christ, no.
I'll stick to the leaky, thanks.
No great and tight spaces, and it's blown a gale out there.
Really fell on the lad with confidence there, Kaz.
Sorry, wee man.
Don't worry about that.
Who these go to?
There's some accents that are just so hard to...
to understand,
but scotch isn't as bad as some...
there's worse ones.
I'll give my mail a minute.
Boys!
I love this guy's hairstyle.
That's amazing.
Pure bald.
Doesn't care.
Hey, Ron!
Oh, dude.
Sweet sound of Davey Rennick.
You think it's the polis?
I'm surprised, Kaz.
We heard from Sue's.
She's talking about divorce.
Oh, sorry, Kaz.
She'll come around.
No, I forget that she won't.
Well, maybe you could have considered that while you
were battering Billy Chamberlain's head in.
Cunts liked off Sue's.
He had it coming.
And there he is.
Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee,
and swears like the devil himself.
Listen, mate, even if it is the polis,
maybe it's best to just go back and face it.
Yeah?
I don't know, Roy.
Fucking scorned out with the whole thing.
The Lord loves you, mate, no matter what.
And I'm pretty sure Sue's does too.
That's all here for you now, Roy.
Lovely job. Thanks, Dobby.
Oh, Trot says he's left your insulin in your cabin.
Oh, bless his little communist socks.
Ha ha ha!
Which they appreciated.
Ta!
Remember, life is like football.
It's not over.
Until the final whistle.
Why?
You're a Barnsley fan,
You're pretty much fucked from the off, right?
Oh, I will see you hand for that, McCleary.
Now, off you chocolate, for his nid-blows of gasket.
Made it down to the canteen and talked to Roy.
Achievement.
Let me talk to this guy first.
Hi.
Enjoying your last day, McCleary.
What's that supposed to mean?
You've been a naughty boy from what I've heard.
Ah, his piece.
You're not exactly an angel yourself, are you?
I'll be fine.
Well, you'll not be missed.
Missed you wouldn't know it dies grabbed if it's snapped you're in the face
I like to see you try and do my job. You didn't know a spark plug from a fucking hairdryer
What got him we got him you got roasted
I'm not gonna eat my food
Aw.
I wanted to get my food in.
I didn't get to have my breakfast.
What is this?
Home sweet home.
Crossing squad, flare stack, mistration heledick.
Leg A, leg B.
Now man, it's a big station.
Exit to deck. Oh, kitchen.
Maybe I can get some breakfast after all.
Oh, my deep fryer looks nasty.
I don't think it's been cleaned.
Look at that ham.
Wasn't any ham on the menu though. Those peas look suspicious.
Some of these things look a little sloppy, Joe.
Let's go to administration area.
The beans look delicious though.
Just looked a little flat.
Safety first.
This place is huge.
Damingo, thank you for that tier one sub. Appreciate it.
Thanks so much for subbing. Oh chat
By the way, if you guys want more game you guys gotta start mining so type Dan mining chat
You got to work if you want your content. No freebies here
Yeah, everyone's got a pitch in and start mine because we gotta get this oil up on the surface. Thank you
Thank you chat
Back to the mines thinking
Yikes, forever!
Thank you, Jaffer, for working for that content.
Rip on the ladders and then press to move up and down.
Okay.
Very immersive ladder climbing in this.
So many places to go here.
But we're in the middle of the ocean, damn.
This is a nice, I like this, this is like a really nice atmosphere going on.
All those waves look great.
I can tell it's going to be a good game.
So this is like, this feels nice.
All this atmosphere already?
We haven't even gotten to scary stuff?
This is so good.
But so much effort and detail in it.
All the little things.
I feel like a cinematic, um, movie.
You are here. I gotta get some administration, which is...
over there, straight across.
Somewhere.
Go to the crew lift.
Hey guys!
I love the accents, they're so great.
Uh, Brother Hodge, the brand new sub, thank you so much.
Man, it's tight quarters around here.
Oh man, they workin'.
Blue-ass black flies.
get up there the boss man sounds raging three weeks
great maybe the real monster is capitalism I'm coming oh there's the
crew lift whoa sorry mate you can ask me favor where do you need scoop oh could
you do me a quick fix on the crew lift fuse box was it scooby?
oh you're a lifesaver mate I don't let the big man get you down alright thanks pal
did someone name their child scooby talk to everyone in the intro fix the
That's a prudent f-bot. Okay, this.
Turn it off.
Oh, that fuse is super blown.
I'm a mechanic now, chat. I'm electrician. Not fixed that.
See that? That was a professional, like, electricianism.
Easy.
I think that gives some chan-
I don't know. I'll just swap that fuse over. Boom.
Games love to do that.
With Ubisoft loves to do that too, where every single radio tower has the exact same fix.
TOOT TOOT TOOT, CLIP CLIP CLIP, DONE!
It's like, you would, you would imagine like, why didn't they do that in the FIRST place?
Flip all the switches.
I'm coming, sir!
I remember, um, Far Cry had like, the same Watchtower...
...fix again and again and again and again.
I'M COMING RIGHT NOW!
You sound angry.
Well...
I'm sorry to have got you out of bed.
Shut the door and hug a street.
I'm fine, Stan.
Shut your ears in that chair, you fucking liability.
I am a tight ship.
Do you understand me? A tight ship.
Technically, it's no ship.
Shut your dub, you Ned prick!
I am sick!
We've got sex messing with my operation.
That chef might be a mayor years,
but he does not run things around here.
I do!
Do you understand me?
All right, why don't you just get on there?
Where don't you answer me back?
You might be the highest I'm sure McCleary
Out here
You bring that really to my door. I can sort this right. I just need time shut it you
clatter gobsite
I'm gonna hear the man who came up a more positive contribution to this operation
Shut it
I'm in a meeting what?
Okay, I'm on a schedule. It's a fucking drill. You've got a fucking drill
so drunk through it. Yeah, well, Roper's a whiny old fud. He's got a problem with everything.
I don't care if it feels bad! Just fucking do it! Well, I'll come down there myself!
But, eh, trouble with the Mrs?
You're fired. You hear me? Fired. Come on, man. It's only a wee bit of trouble with the
police. I'm good with the leaky. I keep things running. You said it yourself.
Ouch! God, my wrench!
Happy new year to you too, ya cunt.
Aw, it's fired. Fired on my first day.
Well, that sucks.
What's that sound?
Well, no more running for you guys.
I guess let's get in the chopper and get out of here.
I can't do anything else. Let's, uh...
Let's go home.
You're running!
Guys! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
Christ, but you're a right pair. Two bars and a ball bag.
Now listen, Pat. I promise I'll take care of him.
I had a word with Arcira, and you remember him?
You know, he's been a chambering from way back.
That was my flavour.
I'll break as you can sweeten Billy up a bit,
and I'll ever let you down.
Right, you lost the cake at the wedding.
No, no, then. No, then.
That wasn't my fault.
You left it on a bench at Argyle Street.
Aye, you were that glittery then, even, remember?
Bleak in the cup.
Oh, my children, that was before the light of the Lord came to me.
Here we fucking go.
And you, Mr. McCleary, you can force and curse all you like.
But perhaps if you went to the Saracens a little less,
and the Tabernacle a little more,
then perhaps you'd not be in this pickle, hey?
Don't look at me.
You're the one who decided to spend the next four months
trapped in a rig with us, Van Fort.
Susan, I promise you, I promise you,
we will get this straight now.
I will. You better.
Christ! He's got gold!
Shit, guys!
Get it away, he can't leave an idea!
MIRROR SPOT!
Chris, I think he's dead!
We got you, man, alright?
We got you!
The voice-adding is phenomenal.
This game is like holy hell.
Guys, why do you know we can up?
Can you hear me?
Is he going to die?
Guys...
Survive the events.
What exactly was the event, though?
That was my fault, though.
When I saw the one guy fall off the edge,
Maybe I shouldn't have been standing right next to the edge, but you know...
I NEED YOUR HELP, PEARER!
What the hell?
Sir?
What is happening?
If the subs are not a-rockin', don't go a-knockin', right?
When your feet are my heat's killing me, but...
Aye, aye, I think so.
You got me out!
Did you get Gregor?
I got you, aye.
I didn't think Gregor.
I'm sorry, Cass. Jesus.
You're the only one we lost.
Oh no, no!
Cass is still in there!
He's working!
Cass! I need you to help me!
Yeah?
What?
What do you need?
The cable's stuck.
Go down and release the main brake.
Then come back up and raise the bell.
You can get it to my level.
I think I can get him out.
Don't worry, I'm coming
I'll get you out of there
Disengage winch break at lower level operate rinse control at top level
right
Oh here
I'm coming
An air pocket or gas explosion nobody knows whatever it was it was big you were lucky trust me
Douglas is trying to find out there. Like if the bear is even safe now.
This should be this bad. I shouldn't have let him go down there.
I said I'd look after him. I'm here Raphs. It's pro day. I'm gonna get you out.
Is there anything there I can do? No, I'll get him. We need to know what's going on up top.
We need to go through engineering. The way up is blocked from here.
Don't open it. Where's engineering from here?
I've never been doing this end before!
The only way you'll get there is to go under the rick.
There should be a clear path down there.
I wouldn't open that.
He doesn't seem like he is himself.
Chad, I got a bad feeling about whatever's in there.
That ain't right.
It's like he was just himself, but then he's totally different now.
It's like when someone, you have a friend and they start getting into Bitcoin and stuff,
then that's the whole personality from then on.
They change like instantly.
Ooh, those waves are awesome.
I need to get to engineering under the rig, out late sea, so...
I want to go down.
Oh, that way's broken.
We've got to go around then.
I can't open it!
be some other way to get down over there and that stairway is just gone this
stairway is locked I could jump we can jump it all right
failed it I have to test it for science I gotta get people to use the Dan foley
mode somehow I see yellow paint man is still here I saw an option for yellow
Markers to be reduced. Oh, that's so much more immersive. Okay, there we go
That's much better
When I when I look at it, I can taste the colors of the truth of the lies
The old one knows the way. Oh, God for any how careful
This is falling apart
What the hell did we like is that?
technical stuff does this happen a lot on oil rigs chat you suddenly drill a little too deep and then
You wake up something you didn't be shite
Shicing that checkpoint over here and not right there. It's here. We go. This is fine. Don't look down
Don't look down
Don't look down. It's fine. That goes down. What's over here?
Looks like I can go down over there though, almost looks over there.
I think we're gonna lock it out of the way.
Is there something secret out here?
Yeah, I'm not letting others survive this, I'd be good.
I do sit in the mountains, counting some chips, be like,
I embraced my cathedral, overlord.
Just wait for him to come in, just fill my brain with his tentacle thoughts.
Let's be honest, if there is a cosmic god from Lovecraft coming to take us, there's nothing we can do.
Like, it's just gonna end.
Mazel does accept it.
Things are powerful.
I can't see in leg C.
Oh, I see a flashlight.
What is that?
Does it still wake?
Looks like there's a gap there.
Miner!
Drill issue!
Come on.
Temporary!
temporary minor prep
Just did you not see what I'm a stop rolling over. Sorry about that
Kevin's gotten used to my shouting random ass things at the top of my lungs because you have to
If you live with a streamer, you're gonna hear things being shouted the most random things ever
I'm not used to this a flashlight that doesn't like stop shining after three feet. I'm not used to this in the horror game a
A working flashlight? Who would have thought?
They get props for that.
It's so rare to have a flashlight that actually lights things up well in a horror game.
Is that the pipe or is that something else?
Just trying to get in, how long has he been live?
I've been live for 38 years so far.
Even this vents getting screwed.
Oh no, not vents.
The vents.
But luckily it's daytime, they only come out at night.
mostly I think there's a minor drill issue some people were on the ship with us
He's still out there.
You mean out here? As in out here with me?
Aye, that's exactly what I mean.
Oh, that's just fucking brilliant.
Have you seen anyone else?
I just got here. Where you going anyway?
Back to accommodation.
Listen, you'll have to get through the water tanks to get up to accommodation.
In quiet light.
Gonna go all the way up there.
Jesus.
And what about Gible?
Stay the fuck away from me. You're listening to me.
There's no right cause.
No, I can't.
God, I can't.
Careful, hey?
You know.
I would just like to give a special shout out, everybody, to the subtitles.
Thank you, subtitles, for letting me understand that person.
Without your help.
Without your heroism, I would not know what she was just said.
Looked.
So...
That guy got the stuff on him, and he's somewhere down here with us.
Buddy?
Are you okay? I heard pitter-patter. That's never a good sign you hear pitter-patter.
What the hell is that?
Flesh? God, flesh walls are not good. Nothing ever happens. That's good with...
Wait a minute. It's a hand right there. And his... but he turned... he exploded.
That is him.
That was his arms and legs and... well, that's messed up.
Oh god, just a minor drill issue though, it's okay.
I just wanted to let you guys know that there's horror months available.
I just wanted to let you guys know that.
Sorry, I had something I thought I should say in my eyes, weirdly.
Yeah.
I just wanted to know!
He had a safety hat on though, so he's fine.
Don't get to where your safety hat is.
So I'm gonna pick this up and throw it.
Oh my god.
At least they have steam on this boat.
I was worried the internet wouldn't be able to support it.
And the turn.
Gray steam.
Buddy.
You want your hat?
I saved your hat for you.
Oh, down this way.
Okay.
Not bad, not bad.
I'm sorry, guys.
I have to turn off steam.
You might not be able to download your games for a minute.
It's gone.
He's gonna be so mad at Lost's Hat.
Really quiet.
Boy, I'm getting a phone call.
Oh, shut up. Someone called OSHA.
You know, we could talk about this.
You don't have to attack me.
Well, that door's been smashed in by something.
We've got another hat. No!
Dammit, what's that thing up the floor?
I think there's something on this ship.
This oil rig with us, Chad.
Something not of this world.
So I'm here, so there's a bunch of water tanks through here.
God, stealth and hiding and stuff.
Whatever it is, I don't think it's of this world, Jack.
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That boy ain't right.
Sound effects are so good.
Stand by!
What up, Jack?
You okay, buddy?
Douglas! Douglas!
Douglas!
After the chat with Douglas, everybody, he is no longer with us.
Got real quiet.
Oh, made it.
It's okay, you can't help it, you're like a monster thingy and you want to eat me.
I don't blame you.
Let me pull out my gun. Uh-oh, I don't have a gun.
I don't have a- I don't have anything.
I'm defenseless.
But if this was Resident Evil, you'd be so fucking dead right now.
So dead.
I would've killed the fuck out of you.
Let's go up.
Whose face are you seeing?
Looks like it's broken in there, anyways.
Do you need help or something?
Do you just need a friend?
If you just need a friend, just let me know.
I ain't telling her shit. I don't like her.
Escape from engineering, that was insane.
Very good for her section.
What they did very well there was, you could hear the monster, you could barely see it,
you could sense it all around, but you never saw it dead on, which is very important in
order games.
Don't show the monster for as long as humanly possible, because whatever you make will
never be as scary as what people will have been in their head.
they hear that those sounds and stuff whatever they're envisioning is going to be so much
scary than whatever you make so don't show the monster for as long as you possibly can
and preferably never show it never show it just always almost because that's that's
when you get the real scary stuff is when you never know where it is what it's doing
Hello?
What?
I can't get this one open.
No chance.
Christmas!
I'm sorry.
I wasn't going to say anything, but that is an ugly Christmas tree.
It's like, did you even try?
Even with that tree, you could do so much more with the garland and the lights, they
just, they didn't even try.
It's just, wow, if the monster ever gets to you, it's not scary.
But the point is, is that you don't know you're not going to see it, as the player.
That's the trick, is you make the player think that the monster is going to show up at any
point.
That's how you get good horror, is the player doesn't know if or when they will ever see
it.
But you think you're going to.
The clearing here, we had something. You need to get out of there. You have to go through accommodation. It's all blocked. Do you hear me?
O'Connor! Home sweet home.
Uh, well you gotta decide what kind of game you're gonna make. If you're gonna make a stealth game where you're constantly hiding and the monster can kill you,
there's always a fine line between it feeling scary and feeling annoying.
Outlast was a game that really rode that line a lot where it was
Sometimes it wasn't scary just annoying to die constantly the monster over and over again
Alien isolation same thing where sometimes really scary sometimes it gets annoying when you just keep dying again and again
There there's like it's really hard to ride that line where it's like it feels scary, but not frustrating
So once you start showing the monster the monster start attacking you get real
It's real hard to keep the tension going for too long.
I think the perfect length for a horror game is about 4-6 hours.
Anything longer and it drags on too long.
It's really hard to get a game to be scary for too much longer than that because eventually
you start getting used to it.
Now, exceptions are if you have really fun gameplay like Resident Evil and stuff where
you're like actively fighting stuff that can extend the length and be much longer than a normal horror
but games where you can't fight back is it's good to have it like cut its length through a certain
point otherwise you get used to it and it stops being scary.
Charles, Charles, is that you in there?
What is that light? I just noticed there's some weird alien light in there.
There's somebody back there. I need to check.
Hello?
Trots?
Trots, is that you? Can you hear me, man? Open the door.
Trots, the door's blocked. Can't get you.
What's up with you, man?
Jesus Christ.
Trots!
Is he named after what horses do?
They're walking as trots.
Hey, that was weird.
I don't think there's anyone left that's normal.
Hello?
It's like being a streamer on Twitch lately.
There's not many normal ones left.
There's still quite a few, but not as many as there used to be.
I don't like this. He's still cooking.
During all this that he ain't gonna be right. Uh-oh. Let him cook.
Oh dear, I'll fire! Get in quick! Thank God you're all right. Jesus, what are you doing in here?
What do you think I'm doing in here? What the bloody hell is going on?
I don't know. People are dying, Roy.
Who's who's dead? How?
Douglas. Trots, I think. I don't know, it's this thing. I think it's doing something to people.
I don't know what to believe, not me.
I do, I really do.
I saw something out on the deck.
I didn't stay to look, it scared the shit out of me.
I should barricade the door.
I cannae hide, Roy. We have to get off this rig right the fuck now.
What would that Wrennick say, so?
Roy, did you hear Wrennick?
Fuck Wrennick!
I don't think we're getting evacuated.
She'd want everybody back at work if we were at the bottom of the north fucking sea.
The life box, then?
Aye.
You stay.
Barricade the door.
Let me clear a path, and once we're ready to go, I'll come and get you, right?
I'll be here, don't worry. Get some extra presents.
We're going to need them.
Cass, um, you won't leave me.
It's bloody terrible if I'm not there.
I'm not leaving you, pal.
I wouldn't mind you if you did, mate.
No, of course not.
We've got all the food in here for us to eat.
I bet 100% that he will totally be alive and fine when we come back.
Whenever you leave someone in a horror game and then come back later, they're always perfectly
fine.
He'll be just great when we come back.
Um, I know it's a bad time, but like, do you got like a sandwich around here or something?
I'm a little hungry.
Bad time?
come back later I would just like if you could make like if you got a little bit
turkey or in Swiss a little mayo a little bit lettuce maybe pickles I'm just
saying like if you just happen to be doing that that'd be great and no fucking
mustard thank you wait did I just cross through that vent when I could just walk
through this door what was the what's the point of that why not just walk
through the I guess to show me that it's there oh no the flesh is in the
walls oh gosh oh this ain't good this something's not that's a person I see it
oh my god that one right there in the middle is still alive as eyeball is
moving so the people are turning into the flesh walls now this isn't the thing
the thing was very subtle and like very stealthy you didn't know if the thing was
even real at some points there's no way to tell if someone was the thing I tell
you did the blood test yeah the thing was a great great the current
The WrestleVersion was just amazing.
Oh, I think I'll be found a corned beef.
Our spam.
I got a weapon now, at least.
Anything else in here?
Sadal.
Oh, I can throw all the things.
Take that, Alan Wake.
I got your coffee mug.
Okay, I'm gonna take the spam with us.
Because we might need snacks.
You can't take it out of there?
Oh wait, where am I supposed to be going?
Find a new route to Lifeboats.
Oh, this door here.
Hello?
Hello?
Anybody in here?
I am armed and I'm not afraid to use it.
I can't open doors with the beef in my hand though.
Where's my beef?
Oh my god, they took the beef.
I'm not going back in here.
You took my corned beef.
I was not ready for that man to take my beef.
Okay, well, wifeboats at least.
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Thank you guys so much! You guys are absolutely amazing!
Thanks for the support!
You guys are blowing me away!
Where am I going to get dead in there?
Life Boat Access.
Ah, this game is called...
Um...
It Lurks Beneath? No, that's a movie.
I still laced the deep. There we go.
I'm still laced the deep.
Uh-oh.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
I can't open the door, man.
I'm sorry.
It's not worth the risk right now.
Oh fuck the commercial. Oh, no. That talk about horror.
Big playmate. You cannot be serious.
This minor drill issue has killed half the staff.
Don't worry, just a minor drill issue. We'll be all be back to work and start in the company profit just a moment.
Oh, come on.
To grip after you jump is so far down.
All you think is the one for that prime sub?
Stop the fast.
Someone did not read the sign.
It says right there, don't obstruct the doorway.
And what did they do?
Obstructed the doorway.
Non-sub will be back in about 8 seconds.
8, 2, 1.
Welcome back non-sub.
Sorry about the handbrake.
It just sort of popped up with no warning.
Uh, all we did was climb a little bit and we're now down here.
Nothing happened.
Other than the boss saying that he's gonna get everything face-to-face and we're back to work in a few minutes.
You're kidding me!
Well, speaking of subs...
Actually, that's a light pole. Looks more like a sub.
Halfway out of here. One more.
We have gotten in it?
Maybe? Oh, you can't tell it's lowered.
Just gotta jump and go back in.
Looked.
Oh.
Oh, the phone. Hello.
He's calling me.
Renek, it's me, guys.
McCleary.
It's gone. It's just fell off into the fucking sea.
You mustn't have done that wrong.
Fuck off, Renek. You built this fucking thing.
No me.
Who's with you?
Roy's in the canteen.
Finley and Brody are alive.
Can I get back out?
There's a safety door. The railings are all gone.
What about you?
Yes.
See, Renek?
Well, does this mean we're okay like,
they have feelings?
Get the fuck, McLaren, when you get back, fuck off again.
Go on yourself, you fuck...
...impastor.
Four chance.
Okay, another one.
Oh, god, fires.
Shite!
Oh, great.
Finally, my fire extinguisher extinguished fires.
Fire with a fire extinguisher, hell yeah.
Beautiful.
Oh, I can't go that way.
Thank you for 500 bits, Nurse Peach says, hey did they grow the hard work put into hermunt?
We appreciate it. Also, hi chat, uh, you heard of Twitch Prime? Do you know you can have a free sub right now?
A free sub for only $100 a year? That sounds amazing. That sounds like a great value.
I'm back to a comment. I put up this fire, but is there something I'm supposed to do? No.
The door didn't seem usable. Let me try again. Okay, the problem.
It didn't pop up. It's like I had a bit of something.
Hello?
By the way, let's hope that the chef is okay. He seemed like a nice guy.
If anyone deserves to live, it's that guy. So hopefully nothing happens to the chef.
But I don't think any of us are getting off this ship alive.
I should say, not alive but unchanged.
We're not dying. We're ascending.
We're evolving to something greater.
Becoming part of the whole.
Is there some?
Oh fuck. I need to go ahead and summon her.
So that stuff was in the Earth.
I wonder what the hell it is if it's like a creature of...
a funness of virus why is this door so messed up sorry one second
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The stuff is taking over.
What in the...
It's...
So, when it comes to contact with people,
they go insane, and then they explode,
and turn into whatever that flashball stuff is.
What was that?
Something's in the vents.
It's me? I...
Wait, something else is in the vent, too.
What is that?
It looks like tentacles or something or...
God, there's more tentacles in that man than there is in Chad's video collection.
Really can't figure out how to laundry.
The only way is past him?
It's trots?
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
So we can crawl in these places to hide.
I don't...
don't move.
I have to leave...
the flashlight on.
Because for chat it's cinema, you guys can't see without it.
Okay, for the scaries, oh my.
Fuck everything about that.
That was, oh that was scary.
Wait a minute, why is the door shut?
Okay, so it looks normal.
There's fucking stairs.
What the hell is going on?
Trots.
I think it was Trots, and that's just fucking horrible, whatever it is.
Just stay in here and keep quiet.
Did you get to the lifeboats?
Yeah, I fucking know as if they ever worked, but they definitely don't fucking work now.
And how do we chat with Renick about it while I was out there?
How'd your bug go?
Badly.
I can't still reckon so we should get to the bird.
You think?
He got a better idea.
Cos, mate, I'm not gonna make it over the deck. I'm not feeling so good, pal.
I think I need my insulin.
What?
Fucking kettlin'
Oh, I'm sorry to inconvenience you, Mr. Bloody Fit and Healthy.
I'll tell you what, I'll have a little chuckle in my pancreas, shall I?
And tell it to pull its socks off.
No, alright, fuck's sake.
Could you not just eat some fucking jam or something?
Oh, bloody hell, the man's a medical genius!
I got on the bullet to Dr. Fucking Spock and tell him not to panic!
We've solved diabetes here!
It's fucking McCoy.
Well, Spock, he was a pointy here.
Come on.
I'll get to the helipad. Make sure that car doesn't try leaving without you.
Alright. I'm not useless, I can get there. Listen, when you get to the chopper, to lachi,
to radio and the support ship, we need all the fucking help we can get, cause...
Alright, big man, alright. Just be careful, okay? My girls need that godfather in one piece.
uh... go back
got back to roll in the canteen
i guess a good time for me to return to the party real fast guys we're back in
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Alright welcome back. So now we need to
go back outside the deck. How are we gonna get past whatever the hell that
thing was?
Like hopefully we uh
cause that thing looks like it's kind of blocking our way to go down.
Oh god it is a mess out here. Oh no not the seagull!
Wanna see it all?
What is that sound?
Oh, hell no.
Don't make that sound, you're hot.
Whatever it is.
That sounds big.
I have to get across to the butt.
You can barely see the lift to get there with this fog.
There's something there, but man, there's so much fog and smoke in the way.
I can't see it.
Stop thinks he can fucking leave us.
Um, I would love to leave but I don't think I can get to the helicaptor right now.
I gotta find me a fire extinguisher.
Ooh electricity would help turn that off.
Thank you for that reset, there's a count.
At least he's waiting.
Well, maybe he might wait for us a minute and then leave without us.
Okay, it sound like a whale is on the board now.
Are you okay, buddy?
Uh, Lexinora is giving away a horrible message point for a chance to win.
Thanks so much for the giveaway.
Oh my god.
It flies?
Oh my god, look how big it is.
Jesus, Jesus.
What are you doing up there? That thing will see you.
That thing.
It's Mure, guys. It's fucking Mure! Mure. Jesus.
It's the Mure?
Listen, we have to get to the helipad, alright?
He didn't get me a toilet.
It's no him anymore, Ennis. Is that mean they'd believe? Save who we can.
No, no, you're right. He won't let anyone leave.
Then we need to get past him.
Alright, alright. I'll see you there. But, eh, didn't he be a hero if he hears me alright?
And don't let me hear you. See you left. He's gonna be fine chat
Is he turning crab like our crabs TFC creatures that have lost their cazooness
Yeah, that thing is legit horrifying and scary damn. Oh
Oh my god, that guy.
Wait a minute. I've seen that facial expression before.
Where have I seen that? Oh, never mind.
Never. Oh, oh, shit.
Literal yellow paint. God, the enemy design's amazing.
Okay, I'm running for a jet. God, this game legit, super scary.
This game is so good. It's great when you
get to finally experience a great horror game once in a while because they're rare
but when they happen they're just so good. They just nailed all the aspects that
make games super scary and I love it. Is he gone? Him? Anywhere? Oh god he's there.
We'll be playing the casting of Frank Stone tomorrow so we'll show what a
not-so-great horror game is like. I mean they're fine they're like they're
like cheap they're like 80s horror movies like they're fine they're okay they're
not amazing but they're fun still you know cheesy 80s horror movies
can you get out? no you almost coming at me I just closed didn't get out I got myself in here but the cult of boys came down and my right
crabs are not clear now are those the highest controls behind the fence maybe I can shift it
Actually, what is tomorrow? I gotta double check. Maybe it's not tomorrow. Let me double check the schedule.
What are my tomorrow is the Untill Dawn remake. That comes out tomorrow.
So we're going to be replaying it. They're releasing a remake of Untill Dawn if you're gonna play that.
That thing moves so fast. This is gonna make a lot of noise. Oh no. Okay.
Get ready chat this is gonna be bad almost got me this tentacle
I watch his pattern so we've run him to walk past a little bit and then we'll make our run for it
Okay, at least I'm fine. Are you guys chat? Are you guys good? Did you live?
Did he get anyone in chat? Has anyone gone?
Okay, let's say we got most of chat. He grabbed a few anime fans, but that's okay.
They like that. They're into that, so they're like so fine with the technical people.
They're like, yeah! I hear people.
I'm almost there!
One of them must have turned on there, or there was something in the helicopter.
Better than to let you two together.
The two greatest minds of your generation, united over a fucky.
No Bell Price committee will be warlin' up their checkbooks already.
You seriously, seriously think if you leave the country, this all just flow over?
No one's gonna chase me out into the middle of the North Sea.
Mum, Mum always said I'd married beneath me cars, but...
I thought you were smarter than this.
I'm fuckin' doing my best.
No! No, you're not doing your best.
What do you know about oil rings you're supposed to have?
Good with a leaky.
I swear it's Housie's cast, Klats, maybe a shot, but you're feeling adventurous.
Roy's putting him up. He said I'm up to the job.
Oh, for...for God's sake. Roy's a cook.
He's a chef. He's a cook.
It's just for a few weeks. We just let it cool down a bit.
Then I'll call Billy Chamberlain and have a look.
Talking at the drug and the charges.
If you run the police, I'll get you the jail for sure.
When you're here with him?
No more, Mama.
You are shitting me, look, Lady, it's the Girl School concept.
I'm fucking scum, not Suze, what do you want from me?
I'm just saying this, Kaz.
If you leave us, if you don't, if you go,
then we have done.
Here.
I'm here.
Suze, I'm just in my mind.
Watch the helicopter crash.
I fucking want it.
What a sad, sad story.
This better not be one of those that was all in my head,
We're actually in a hospital bed.
Games, or I'll be mad.
Like, oh, come on. I hate that.
Where did the creature go?
All the boss's office is here.
Wait.
Who's calling?
Jesus, the fucking chopper, man.
Aye, I saw it.
Did you get to the light boat?
Aye, the busty.
Mechanisms are completely fucked, cheap bastards.
Then he slapped me clean.
It's fucked, man. The fucking crane fell on it.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, no.
Shit.
Power.
Who is you, daft prick?
Listen, as the generators fail and the busy battery shows the radios won't work.
You're not listening. The radio room is gone.
Christ, man.
I'm not going down there again. Fucking give up.
What's going down?
If you like, you can't tell. You won't have a choice.
You go and do it.
He's stopped them from-
Busy!
Jetties, wait. Bro, they-
Ah, shit!
That was what my greatest excuse that NPC's ever given the player.
Uh, I- I- I'm busy. You do it.
Sorry, I'm busy. Busy doing what?
Christ, me wonder when it was region.
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Next question about me, serious assault is being investigated by your crime vision.
Resident speaker Mr. Cameron McLeary, who is believed to be under your supervision aboard the oil platform.
So, um, Operation Located Individual and Screwed In Back to Main Limit is not the most important
kind it's made, please inform the GDD, uh, further and put, god damn cops.
Can't you just let me hit a guy and just walk away?
Come on.
So, we gotta go down and turn on the Jenny.
Otherwise, we're not gonna have any radios or anything.
That means it's gonna be...if the power is out, I mean it's gonna be pitch black.
Anywhere there's no window.
Hello?
anyone in here phone again so you're talking on the phone so we can tell
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Clear, what is that?
Well, that map isn't going to help me very much.
Things are hunting down here.
Have to be very careful.
Not fortunate with the walls.
That particular British accent makes anyone sound super, super dapper and super smart.
Just like, just sounds so intelligent and dapper and like, I'll just listen to them read anything, it sounds amazing.
That accent's so lovely to listen to.
Hello?
Hello?
I just said that.
I've played enough horror games, seen enough horror movies to know that that body's gonna drag the left when I walk towards it.
I told you.
I said, I think I know.
That is so big!
And...
Watch me, you fucking...
He just was bigheaded!
I'm guessing he's the head of the ship.
That was the first enemy that was just hilarious looking.
I'm sorry, Chat.
Now the stream is headed in a bad direction now.
I'm trying again.
Now I see his tentacle shit!
That's not fair.
He caught up to me so quickly because he had a head start.
We need to be very careful.
You could be heading in any direction. Great face, no specks, thank you for the kipsups.
That sound brought back a lot of memories of turning on TVs in the 80s, the toot-toot of
the tubes warming up.
Can't pass that.
My God, this gate. This gate from Renek.
Oh, the helicopter. It looks fine. You could probably salvage it.
Ah, you're choking me.
I'm not you you don't want me to jump on there to you. Oh my god. What is this uncharted?
Okay, that's you really
Really crazy. Well, I used to fires out now
There's that I just got pulled out there and fixed the blades and then we can fire out of here
Yeah, let's pull those back. I think you need to backtrack to get around here. I
Appreciate like I know this is a walking simulator
They're good job of like making you have a bit more control than most of them like you get to move things around
Dodge pick pick things up walk around
It's just enough to like make it not feel like you're just walking forward all the time
It sounds like he might be dead, but who knows he may just be a creature. It's good. Thank you
We got to go further down. Our only hope is that life boat
And we don't get to it
We're all dead so no pressure though
No chance
There's something really big
in the water
That sounded that sounded like something
In here
Okay, this is gonna be a stealth section chat
So I need a lot of you guys to go hide in the bushes and work in the court on the side
So there's too many of you go hide in behind the bushes around here. Thank you guys
guys very much thank you
I just gave up so yeah
that was so loud
oh my god
oh is that gas
turn off
oh what again?
really that's time
this dream is
one of the reasons why we had to move into a house
and not an apartment
because of the things I yell
and scream and stuff you know
people in an apartment building
like, there's a murder happening next door.
This man's screaming about something killing him.
This guy must be a vowel somewhere.
Okay, clear.
Let me turn that gas off.
All this sparking would be really bad for him.
Um, did a neighbor ever contact you about screaming?
Yes, when Chat's mom was over.
We were watching scary movies and she was screaming.
What?
I didn't mean that we were watching scary movies and stuff.
God, you guys are weird.
Oh, she's still alive.
Fuckin' Renek nearly had me.
He's changed. He's fuckin' vicious.
He's changed much to me.
You see anyone else?
Brody, you sent me down here to restart the genies.
Generators, aye. That's where the album's headed.
The lights are on.
The emergency battery system, no. There's no going to hold for long.
The beer is taking a lot of damage, infrastructure's compromised.
That's just brilliant.
So how do we get the jennies working?
Right, well first thing, get in that cabin over there and reset the protective relay.
That might kick the jennies back on. Go on, see what happens.
Okay. Reset the protective relay. Not hiding again.
They have lockers for me to hide in. That's not good.
Fleshy walls and stuff all places to hide
It's gonna come find us
That's really the pump control room
We've had to hide a couple of times so far. Yes
So I need to get in there. So I'm trying to go under
Yeah, no is that is the voice acting phenomenal not only is
Not only is the
storytelling good like there's also very funny like they have some really good
legit jokes and humor and stuff which I like this is where I came in there must
be wait can I fit in there okay that fits that hole check the relay well
that was easy I got beauty at least that works okay well that was easy power
on? No monsters? Easy peasy. Um, okay, well I guess we're done. We beat it. Well, it looked
like it was fixed. And then it wasn't. It was working for a minute.
Oh, I work with a charm.
Shit.
The generator must have tripped because of a fault somewhere.
Aye, and the relay will just keep resetting until we fix it.
We'll need to restart the generator manually.
Right, where are you going then?
There's two jobs here in McLaren. The Jenny's in the fault.
You deal with the Jenny's, and I'll find the fault.
What was that?
I don't know. The generator's all that way.
Oh, I'm no fucking...
Have you got a better plan?
Oh god, why? This seems like a really bad idea.
If you don't see a timer on the screen, that means it's, uh, live then.
Oh god, that's good.
There's like a weird light shining around all those creatures now.
That light is coming from them.
That is weird.
Yeah, also when I um, when this is past and I'll be saying that while um, while it's going, people will be like, wait, what? This is live?
It looks like the shimmering at night, at least you haven't seen that. I always love good horror movies, so is that a good one?
Yeah, it wears us generally.
Okay, so we need to get across the room down the hallway to reach the generators.
But there's fuses to our right.
Fucking thing is locked.
Can't tell if it's the wall movement or something else.
Oh god, a big hand.
That's a big set of balls.
God, the lighting is so good in this game.
Lots of hiding places, which means...
We're gonna have to hide from something eventually.
Okay, place the hide right there.
Something's in the walls and it's really...
God, it's getting closer to the sound.
Get to the Jenny control. Okay. We have something really scary is about to happen
We're gonna squeeze in our hourly ad break and then I'm going to go grab a snack
Be back in about three minutes
Be right back. I have returned with butter chicken. Oh
My god, I almost dumped it all over the floor. That was scary. I almost became floor chicken
What's that rice tastes so weird? Oh, it's cauliflower rice aka liar
Why does that look so weird above it?
There's so many hiding places here though.
I don't know where I should be going.
Where I'm going.
Fistful walls everywhere.
Just go up that ladder maybe?
What the hell is that?
That's the theme of this game.
What the hell is that?
And the control panel.
Do I just press the buttons or...
Okay, I see one.
Oh God, which one's the two?
Was that the two or is that the two?
Ah, they both look like two.
Must go two.
I'm sick. Maybe no jump out at me.
You know seeing a dare.
Ah, it's that prick.
He's a mean mudhandling by the sounds of it.
Listen, we are in business.
We've gone for full power.
To batteries.
To sit in the fucking dark where you are, but...
I'm getting in as soon as he has got any help or is it?
Just get that generator running.
I'm running! It's shooting the floor! The key for it should be in there somewhere! I'll be out here looking for the fall!
We'll be looking out for it there as well, alright?
She's been suspiciously safe this whole time.
No, I've no found the key yet. Can't start the journey without her.
Hmm... She's been very safe the whole time.
It's a little suspicious.
It's a little bit sus.
Come on, you bastard!
What? Guys, I can see you being able to follow-
Muttangling!
There's not no way to do this!
Guys, it's coming back! You need to win!
It brought you Muttangling!
Cross here.
This game is cinema.
You know, not many games does the monster call me a fucking prick.
I like it. We need more of that.
It adds some character to the monster,
I'm just growling and yelling and gargling.
Muck, thank you for the raid of a hundred people.
Thank you so much.
This mud handling...
This fuse box has to be so...
How does mud handling...
Is there actual mud that we are handling?
I don't know where to start this mud handling.
I just thought I heard a baby here.
Let's not do mutated babies.
Oh, over here.
This...
Let's use this.
Let's just get back.
Okay, that's so easy right now.
Let me just get back. This game is called Still Wakes the Deep and it's fantastic.
Probably one of the best horror games of the year so far.
Out of the ones I've played.
Actually if you open it, maybe the monster won't go through.
It's in here. Somehow. There it is.
Yup. We're playing a game called Mouthwashing after this.
Only was here but we...
We get separated. You alright?
How long till it goes under?
point, the pontoons, the electricity, they fucking think it's a fucking nightmare.
The Roy keeps telling me.
Yeah, you're no wrong, Mayor.
Sports.
Oh yeah, they, they, I'll find my way down.
I kind of agree with the main character though, he's like, what's the point?
Yeah, this is based in 1975, this was based on a true story.
They changed the names of the people, but this really happened.
The 70s were a lot scarier, they didn't even have internet back then.
At least the public did.
Twitch.tv wouldn't have been possible back then, believe it or not.
This means we're going to the bare-
Much better that way.
Okay, that's all blocked off. Let's go down further then.
Let's say they want me to do another uncharted move here where we jump across.
Let's see if there's other ways over there.
I do see if we can go up here first.
Oh.
Ah Christ!
Guy fell and is super dead.
Poor bastard.
Ah, we- there are three settings for the paint- yellow paint, you can have none, reduced, or full.
We have it un-reduced.
Oh for fuck's sake!
Finally, the main character is honest.
Ha ha ha!
Well fuck!
It's you where to go!
We got a lot of fall in this section.
It's called taking for that crime sub!
It's so nice of you, thank you for subbing.
That's very nice.
Two guys, thank you for that reset, but you said too much, thank you.
Okay, we're getting closer to the bottom.
Little by little.
Imagine, like, surviving all those creatures and you die from...
Oops, I fell.
I'd be so pissed, right before I died.
It's like gravity could've killed me any day.
They all have the exact same repair.
Counterweights.
There's fire right here, though.
Think worse and worse.
Oh, with this, I can reset down there.
Okay Link, what was that? That sounded just like the sound that Link makes in Zelda.
Thought I heard a monster in here, but maybe I didn't.
Reactivate the first tension wrench.
Oh, thank Christ.
Yeah, that's right.
Move safety lock. Reactivate the winch mechanism.
Okay.
So full.
Back to the winch controls.
Can understand.
How do I fucking hope so?
I'm not going in the water.
Not this ride, chat.
I don't think we're all... no.
Is he just sleeping?
I want all these out.
Okay, Resol.
Pantunes.
Uh, we don't know what's going on, you know?
Like, some weird alien creature thing is somewhere.
It's like turning people into these creatures.
Uh, people are going insane.
But it's growing in the walls.
Thank you for highlighting message comment that says...
He's probably not even getting paid for this.
Whatever I'm getting paid right now.
Whatever this job is paying me.
Not enough.
Not enough.
Monsters and
Cthulhu and stuff. Not the job description.
And my boss was really big headed.
Do you hear that in the background?
It's the sound of a cosmic horror.
We're not in Kansas anymore.
Chat.
Buckle up kiddos. It's about to get weird.
DIR! DIR! Weird DIR! DIR!
No! No! The water's spilling up!
Oh! Oh God!
Oh! Oh my God!
Oh! That was scary!
That gave me stat trigger man's- I-
Explosive hazard ahead! Strictly no smoking event of a drill, string, rupture.
This area will collect petroleum overflow and must be evacuated immediately.
Water behind there.
Oh my god, that guy's... there's a guy there stuck.
Um...
Danger to life. Debris screen must be raised before maintenance can be performed.
We were mostly full engaged when debris... uh, screen-attractment hazard.
Oh, come on.
Do not let me go in there.
Fuck!
What about this way?
Uh, danger to life, debris... oh no.
I have to go there.
Big breath cheat, uh, chat.
Can't sniff up, you have to.
No, okay.
I was like, did it crash?
Oh god, the water's rising!
Oh, it's not stopping.
It just keeps going.
This room filled hell of a baths, yeah.
I'm like, I'm stuck.
God, this like, it feels like claustrophobia and fear drowning.
Woo!
Horrifying.
What is that light?
There shouldn't be light down here like that.
Why is that so deep?
It's so dark.
No chance.
I'm gonna have to go...
Under.
Supposed to say there's a crack in the wall.
Oh, down here.
Yellow paint guy, they're on his way.
Gotta see the light!
Okay.
That stuff is down here.
Hello?
Are you okay? Oh, no.
This place is full of oil.
well chat we are lucky that it's just a minor drill issue otherwise I'd be
worried remember it's just a minor drill issue that's all it's going on we'll be
back to work any minute now it's so good of this game chat damn it's so immersive
I love it that is crazy look at the light and then the particles in the
air I go towards the light it's so beautiful it's just so it's just so
Oh, pretty, I just want to go there.
Oh, now you shine, it's cold.
Jesus.
You want yourself up again.
Gotcha, it's cold.
If any of you guys in chat are cold, too, just type Dan panic and get yourself moving around.
It helps a lot.
Uh, the Trollermen, uh, poems.
Mm-mm.
Now this is, uh, Dan's gaming poetry, that poetry minute chat.
From over the Fulmar hodled clothes, together in flock against the winter brine,
Black Shrine shined the stone of Echo Sound, Honed the yellow lights of Trollers swayed and bound,
By heaven midnight calm upon the shoals of the cold hanging singing,
Old Barrier's grip upon the tiller down below the faded boards,
And hand-smooth tokens speak of scrabbles lost in one.
The moan and watcher turns her gaze to see which turns to spill the clouds and her charges slumber on beneath the blankets spun and shingled home.
We do not miss you precious weenies, though as we sleep waves break the bow, the storms gather beneath the brow of winter and woollen gather now the clouds and still wakes the deep and still on we plow.
They said it still wakes the deep title drop. I could understand half of that, but hello, Ms. December again
It's almost Christmas time
Where is that heater? Oh?
my oh
No Christmas
Oh
That was some Christmas
Christmas miracle is there something to warm up with
Jesus. Oh there's the heater, okay, let's see it.
Ahhhh. My grandparents had a kerosene heater.
It'd be so cold and then they'd turn that thing on and it would be like roasting in the water.
It got so hot. Roy, fucks sake.
Sorry pal, I've been in my other shop since I last seen you.
I can't try to go away with this, but it didn't work out well for him or the but.
Hi, I saw Finley.
We had to get the jennies on, and Brodie as well, helping with the tension legs.
Do you know what, I'm a fucking rigged expert man.
I saw Connor.
He's one of those things, but I thought...
I fucker than I thought, but whatever it is folk are being turned into.
There's something of them still in there.
What's going on? Roy?
Do you need me to come and get you?
Sorry, I have to go, Roy.
We can make it to the cabins. All right. What is that?
Wait a minute, so let me get this straight
After all of that the explosion the earthquakes the death the attacks the crumbles the helicopter the helicopter crash
Now the alarm turns on
Okay, just make sure I'm getting that right all that this many hours later. Now we get a warning dangerous here
Okay, god the lighting is so good. Wait a minute, that red light's not coming from the fire. It's getting bigger and bigger and bigger. It got a lot bigger. Oh my god, that music is haunting.
That's oil dripping and everything. One spark. Fuck.
This is fine.
Seriously, what the fuck is happening to me?
That light is like...
Whoa, God! What the... Oh, that's just...
That light is just like... concerning.
It doesn't... The light just does something to my head.
Something about it just makes me want to do something crazy.
Hey, what's up?
Better than you by the looks of it.
Did you see any of us?
You mean anyone alive?
But I spoke to Roy. He's no damn great with it, his insulin.
And I've no idea where Finley is now.
I spoke to her a few minutes ago.
She's stuck until she gets past Renwick.
Or what used to be Renwick.
It feels like everybody's deeper worse.
I don't know about your side of the pontoon's pit,
where I was the oil tank's a bust, and I ain't as a gas leak.
I mean, I'm looking for a fucking bright side here.
Well, let's cross that bridge when we come to it, all right?
Right now, we have to deal with the stack.
Noice!
Aye, okay.
Alright, the stack.
What kind of thing would Flayer should be looking like that?
No. Main feed's ruptured.
He's burning out.
It could get worse.
And if it does, it could spread to the derrick and cause an explosion.
Right, so we're front. Again.
Not if we switch the Flayer onto the auxiliary gas pipe.
If you go over to the processing quad, I can work. Have you seen out there? Oh hi, it's quite nice in here
You know, maybe we should swap. Yeah work the controls cast. Yeah, you go. I'll figure it out. I'll go myself
I'll figure it out
You go do the dangerous thing
You need to get there and find the diverter valve main to the auxiliary
It's on the middle floor flare side. I'll ignite the stack from here
Right. It's my county today. And you need this. Jesus. I'll be on the time though if you need any help.
Surely, like, no one else on this ship could sit here and press the button that says go. Surely not.
So I have to do the dangerous thing about going in there.
Uh, buggy, dug the radio out but no signal, no fucking nothing. You know what we have to do. This is our fucking problem, if.
Yeah, the light made me drop 100 gift cells for chat, so let's do a quick test and see if you guys got a gift sub.
Let's type, um, Dan S. So lowercase Dan and then capital S and see if you got a gift sub.
Yeah, you should see the amount you need. Ooh, a lot of them.
Congrats, everybody. Again, thank you guys for this being an amazing, wonderful audience. Hope you're having a great time.
you're the channel don't forget to follow I am Dan's gaming face the dance
game this is our 15th year streaming in our 13th or month good to see y'all in
chat and hope you guys have a good time we'll be doing this marathon all month
long after this replay mouthwashing it's supposed to be very good we're
going over there want me to get there except oh wait a minute there's a jump
Up there, I think. Uh-oh.
There, go back.
Gotta go back.
Think over there.
We do those ones in a while, if you see. Not very often.
Processing.
Every October, or month, every October of 13 years?
Yes.
We skipped one year.
We've been doing it for longer than Twitch has been around.
We've started on Justice TV.
Hope Beer is doing a giveaway of a Horror Month mug
if you want a chance to win, type H-Match Point Enter.
Thank you so much to Hope Beer.
I'm going to lift to the last player operation.
Why are you sparking?
I'm going to get past it one more time.
I've got to think it's so creepy.
Wait, the door is all broken though.
They're on the side.
This looks like it.
Okay, to hurt the gas.
Now, the other guy gets the hard job of pressing the button.
Of course you can't.
You can't be serious.
Did you see that?
Did you pick up on that signal?
I could send it again if you didn't hear it.
there's a universal universal signal thank you to Simon short for sorry
Simon short for ordering a hormone short that says dear Dan been watching
hormones the last eight years started at night when I had insomnia now I'm empty
thank you for the great content much love lesson three well thank you very
much and thank you not us for buying a shirt and both shirts get one of each
Congrats, thank you for the, uh, first...
And Athena says,
Love you, Dan, I always look forward to Horma.
Lesson 3. Thank you so much.
2000 years of Poggers, I know!
It's like, whoa!
Jesus, you fucking jokin'-
Aw, come on!
Oh, no.
Come on now! Jumping!
Realize the flair.
I'm sorry love, I'm not being difficult. I'm just trying to pick up the pieces of your mess.
Would they let it go? Okay? He's carried the fucking torch for you since school.
He's always hated me for being the bigger man and for having you in those beautiful fucking wings.
Oh, shitting me, McCree, you're the bigger man. You think you're a daughter's got more brains
than bigger bars than you have? What are the kids? The facts are in your name,
you've got Barley and they just take it away.
Come on!
No!
No!
You should shut up McLeary!
You sit your ass down and eat!
You just listen to me!
How could we not just talk about this?
Because I am smarter than you!
That's why!
Well, not like you judge these girls don't you?
What do you have to do?
I don't care!
You start this on a homey dude!
You understand?
Seriously?
I'm really sorry.
I was just enough.
Okay, just...
Just care at my side.
So I don't have to put anyone else in hospital the day, eh?
That might make a nice change for me.
anyone else in the hospital the day that might make a nice change for me why do
you have it
wait what is all that down there
that looks amazing guys can't look so beautiful at times okay unfortunately
there's an outbreak that can't stop happening in a minute I'm gonna walk
really slowly the next area so you should miss sorry non subs we love you
Let's put some lesson three in the chat for the non-subs
We're gonna have mercifully walk over this
for the
Four month purchase says been watching you for over a decade. I was looking forward to the to this month. You make October
Awesome absolute treasure. Well, thank you so much and me with the
Horror month hoodie purchase says my wife loves your horror month for years as birthday gifts as for her her birthday is
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Anonymous snakes were buying the shirt and then Rivian. Thank you for a shirt this set buying a shirt and it says Dan panic
That is so pretty. Oh god the tentacle touch me. I didn't probably gave us a seven because there's too much water
Purchase of two shirts. It says hey Dan loved your four months
Enjoying it like over many years now. So we bought a cute shirt for us. Thanks and love
Aw, you're gonna have twinsy shirts? Very nice.
Uh, goths inter with the, uh, screenwriter shirt.
It says, anything to say before they hear you? This is the Chance Chat.
They can read chat during that shh-
Rough sneak.
What face?
The sub.
Yeah, they're two. That's messed up.
I wonder if that was the first one that went crazy and killed everybody and spread everywhere.
Engineering.
100% run, now it's 99%.
Finlay, know it through. Engineering is full of oil.
We can do this. I don't want to give up. We can get out. We lost Kaz.
But we can sort this. Don't do anything stupid, Brody.
Oh god, that isn't water. That's oil.
There's something in the water with me.
Oh, she's safe still.
Hey, you fucker! You're not dead.
No, I was.
You fit to help?
Can anything help?
Aye, if I'm cut off self-solution, quite like.
But by his time, maybe enough.
Do we even know if anyone's coming?
We've been off radio for hours, so I should hope so.
Finlay.
Do it. Let's...
He's safe too.
Hmm.
I thought...
Aye!
Are we doing this or no?
Ah, we float the rig.
I'll dive down and release the tension cables.
Hopefully we balance out, maybe end up higher in the water.
I'll need you both to marine control...
On the roof.
I have to get...
No!
You have to get to marine control with Finlay.
Please!
We've got two men's jobs and we don't have much time!
If that Roy does, can I just leave him?
I promised I'd get him home.
Ah, let him go!
Flight.
What?
If you want to go, this place is filling up with gas and oil from the drill to the Derrick.
God knows where else it's leaking to.
I can't recommend it.
I know, bro.
But I'm going.
I have to.
Engineering's your only path up there, and it's flooded, so you'll have to swim.
It's a long way.
plan each step and if you're underwater stay calm enough you both know what
you're doing let's go if I save him though we're all gonna die from the gas
right thank you kids of death from start those resubs why don't they do
something dangerous for once. Can't they do something dangerous? Why do I have to
always do it? It's blocked up. Get a breath. On the floor because it won't
grab it. I'm space barred. Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening with the
space barred. Instead, hold the space barred. Nothing's happening.
What is it? What's the ground inside the ring? Okay, so I'm holding, I'm holding
right-click and I'm holding down the space bar and then releasing and
Nothing's happening.
The controls here are very clunky for some reason.
Press spacebar, don't hold it.
So just tap it, and look forward.
Okay, that's what it was.
You can't look down.
So if you're not looking forward, it doesn't work.
Okay, whatever.
We've got an achievement for drowning, I'll do it.
I'll take it.
The yellow paint guy, I think we're good this way.
Mimed's the stuff, it looks so great.
It's cool.
in isolation where the monster is dead or is it? You know, it's up this way. Climbing
stuff in this is actually pretty good. It's pretty good platforming.
The island here. I must be a leech somewhere.
Check. Do you often, um...
That's all we need.
When you guys do an idea where you're like, I could probably do this. And then
as you go to get up the walk and grab a snack and get out of breath you're like,
Aw man, all those stairs!
Woo!
A lot of stairs!
Maybe just me as I'm chunky.
Like video game platforming stuff to see like how real it is.
Like can you do what Nathan Drake does?
Like climb on the side of a train?
Like for 10 minutes without running out of breath?
No climbing equipment.
Like, you need some breath?
Oh god, I can't breathe!
God this is disgusting.
Now it looks like I could possibly jump there.
He did a Mythbusters about holding eight weapons at once.
Like for Doom.
Oh, that would have been fun.
Just a little bit.
Oh god, I've seen a baby?
Is that a baby?
This is where I saw pictures of the baby.
Yes, we'll be doing Silent Hill 2 very soon.
But we're going to replace Silent Hill 1 before you two.
The Silent Hill 2 Remake comes out at the end of this week, which we'll be playing now
on.
And also we'll be doing Silent Hill 1 replay at the end of this week as well.
Nice and warm.
He said he was on the roof.
The monster is dead, so we should be perfectly safe going over here.
Is that a phone? Yeah, I hear a phone.
Hi, I hear you. What do you mean it's a Thursday? That's no four months.
Suze, let's get one.
Chad, I think we may be, um, losing our minds, what little we had.
We're all going a little bit crazy. I don't think, um, we are saying anymore.
Okay, that's the main path, let's look down the side path over here.
God, the water physics are amazing. Damn.
Run must have gone through the roof. Must be a way up somewhere.
Well, I feel the other way.
You know, I always thought to myself, there could be a nice skylight right here.
It really opens the room up.
Get a little breeze going.
God, is that another one of those freaking things?
Why do some men turn into those things and some turn into... Wait, he has way too many eyeballs.
Is it growing more? Are those two men inside each other?
I heard that happens in the Navy, but I wasn't sure. That's what they meant.
Okay, straight down that hallway. But the hallway's full of tentacle stuff.
Oh, Jesus!
Oh, dear God!
There's a f- you can see his face!
Wait a minute.
His eyeballs are moving, still.
It's, like, not dead all the way.
Oh, what?
Okay.
Sorry, buddy.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, that's that guy again.
Oh my god, oh jeez.
Why is his face all just...
Oh my god!
Oh, it's his intestines.
Okay, okay, it's his intestines.
I thought, I thought for a second something else was going on.
We're fine though.
Did he pull out his own intestine?
Wait a minute.
His hands are on his intestine.
Wait a minute, he has...
He has... he has two hands and then a third hand that's smoking.
Is this one of those weird, like, new government don't smoke ads?
Cause that's... that's effective.
I'm not gonna smoke now. Damn.
Very effective.
Don't smoke or you'll rip out your own guts.
Fuck!
Ha!
Fuck!
Oh my god, what?
Holy shit.
What the hell?
How did they get like that?
Come on, let's do this.
His arm is off.
This is a disarming scene.
Talk about going out on a limb.
Well, he'll no longer be the armorer.
He can no longer give me a hand with my odd jobs.
Is it gonna turn around or...?
Yep, turn around. Okay.
Oh my god.
Someone at Taco Bell.
I'm sorry, buddy.
We've all had one of those nights.
Oh, you know you shouldn't still do it anyways. Oh my god. Jesus.
He's being ripped apart. Did it come out of the shower? That's freaking weird.
There's a vent right there. Can you go in the vents? The vent is my safety place.
Go away, sir. I'm dying with the pictures of his kids.
Visit every interval cabin in the game.
Oh!
Oh, it's Insulin.
Oh, Insulin.
100% run.
Far out, man.
Let's go on a damn trip.
Oh, this is the 70s, so there's probably hippies and stuff.
That's great.
Look at the spoon for an achievement.
Spoon?
What spoon?
What spoon?
There is no spoon.
Deer!
God!
Dea-
Ah!
Find Roy's spoon after the sinking.
Oh, there isn't spoon.
There actually was a spoon!
And an achievement for that.
I got it's achievement!
Unfortunately, you missed one sure be already.
That isn't like...
The ship being messed up. That is...
We, some...
Something's going on with our mind now.
Something's messed up. It's gotten so big!
Roy! He up here!
What in the hell?
That thing is monstrous!
What the hell is it doing?
God, this is so lovecraftian.
Jesus.
That must be it.
Christ.
Roy! Roy!
Talk to me, big man.
Come on. Roy!
Give me insulin now.
Roy, wake up, you prick!
Don't leave me, I can't do this man. I'm scared of fucking terrified. What am I going to tell
him? I'm just going to fucking kill me man, so that I get off. What am I going to tell
him? Oh I'm sorry. I don't know what's always coming to him.
Give him the insulin just in case. I am old. Me and Ollie. I love this but
You hear me?
Give me a minute, his spoon's in his pocket.
But his spoon was in his room.
That's not Roy.
Who's this?
The Italian gave me it from where you are.
It was too late.
No, he's in the bathroom, of course.
I'm sorry, Cous.
You're just lying on me.
No, that's fucking right.
That's the chap for Roy, everybody.
God damn it.
Doin' it for Roy.
He gave his life...
So that we can live ours.
God, that is just getting crazy looking.
What is it doing?
Like, is it gaining power?
Is it growing?
To, like, summon something?
Like, it's...
Is it a portal?
Like, something weird is going on.
That's crazy.
If that's summoning an old god,
we are all...
I'm gonna use a bad word.
We're all fucked.
Because old gods utter and total to madness and death await us.
Nothing we do to stop it.
There's a second purple light right there.
Well, it looks like teeth or something.
What about thinking for the highlighted message that says embrace Cthulhu?
Right, there's a storm as well.
hold on let's look out into the storm and see if anything happens when the
lightning goes off sometimes there's something in the clouds you know if you
see something in the clouds when the lightning goes up this we're not coming
back out anything friendly doesn't get me this where's the phone what the
Fuck!
He's still alive, ish!
You have too many arms.
Friendly.
I'm at marine control.
I'm, uh...
I'm not alone.
This roper...
He's all messed up.
Hey, just tell me what to do.
Okay, gotta go find the bup.
Follist operations.
Why is it locked?
Fuck's sake.
Key around here?
They do you have the key?
Why the- oh, oh...
oh yes you do yes you do just gonna just gonna take that please switch is it
manual what's next the point tunes are already fuck full oil and gas this might
push it all up to the deck we don't have a choice the whole wreck can
We've got to stop all of our fellas of fate and chance!
What about Brody? Is he no down there?
He'll be out of here by now!
How is flooding an area that won't gonna help us at all, though?
Pond tune, forward pond tune, port pond tune, and pond tune.
Set forward, I think, for now we should level out.
Sorry, I gotta make a call, Roadie.
Alright, that's done.
Now what?
Come on, more!
Come on, more.
Hey, he's pretty fucking hopeless, man.
What I'm looking at right now.
Okay, I'll meet you there.
We're going to be on eight cars.
Yeah, I fucking hope so.
We're gonna be-
OH GOD!
OH MY GOD!
Oh!
Son of a bitch!
My heart, Chad.
My heart!
Can't do shit like that!
Did you recommend Dragon's Diamond 2?
Yeah, I thought it was really fun.
I do it a lot.
I'm not losing my life.
I think it's long gone, sir.
You're showing signs of losing your mind, especially with those windows earlier.
Hey, that was close!
It's in control of our mind anymore.
Just what we need to chat.
Another one of those creatures.
Oh, that's some guy's face.
Oh, God.
Where are my shoes?
Son of a-
We had the buggy game where I can't move a mouse.
At the reload checkpoint.
Sometimes it happens where, like, it saves and you can't move left and right.
Oh no. Can't try to kill me then ask me to save you.
I'm not Batman.
Jesus. Jesus.
Yes. The PC.
Christ.
Wait the controls are inverted right now.
Oh god. I can't move the mouse and the controls are inverted.
I need it to save so I can reload.
Oh god.
Oh it got stuck with the backwards camera.
Okay we're good.
So the backwards camera was stuck so I flipped it again and it fixed itself you okay, buddy
Get back up
No way
I'll come to you
Dived here
This year as well
What's the number?
Time's beautiful
You go one day
Oh fuck that
I'm never swimming again after this
I'm not
Same
Kaz, you're in friendly
You can do this
She won't go something so stupid
Kaz
What stupid? Talk to her
That's the chap for Brody everybody
The ones dying left and right
There's only this half there
What do you mean left and right?
Who's this fucking mother?
He's deep and he don't think that laughs
He was always three die.
Look at him. Always.
You see that?
Fucking about with a leaky and pond germs.
And with a whole nail.
What's New York Palace telling any monsters?
Never once.
Never fucking once.
Have we tried today, we need to do it again.
Oh, she can't blow us up.
She can't blow all of us to the sky high.
Jesus, you're not thinking straight.
Probably the best I'd anyone's had so far though
This shit can't escape. We can at least take out every one of these sons of bitches
That is going on
Just want to get back to her finally, but there's shit coming. You said it yourself
Christ, God
I'm sorry, I don't know what to do
My face is a castle
I stopped by a fuck set in my clearing
For once in their life
Be brave, be brave for them
You can't save yourself
You can't save them.
Jesus, finally.
You want to leave at a chance?
We gotta burn this.
Piece of shit.
It's time, chat.
Type Dan Riot, get more Dan Fine, and get the fire ready.
Burn this son of a bitch.
Enter the Derrick. They're close.
You could see that. It's been a long time, no class.
Oh, Susan Laugh at you.
Fuck's sake, is that you?
The very same. Christ Cas, but you look no different.
I've still got the nose, eh?
Well, it looks like someone did a good job of spreading it about your face.
This is Cas. I guess I really want to be thinking about Roy right now.
Look safe to me. You fucking doze, you idiot.
Well, I am easier to love than the three of you.
Yeah, I'm finding that.
Shut it. It looks squeaky.
Jesus, they're fucking with me, with anything in this whole world.
Did that vampire?
You're not so bad yourself, all things considered.
Marry me.
What?
Serious. Marry me.
You make beautiful wins.
I want to spend my whole life with you.
You look just like you.
Thank God for that.
Just got your eyes on you.
My God's eyes.
I'm sorry Kass, I really don't want to do anything.
Ah, fuck it. Kass, that wasn't interesting to me, why would you care about her?
I love doing these raincasts.
I never leave you soon.
I'll be in your side forever.
I'm always gonna be here for this rain.
It was all a dream? I mean, uh, it's a nice wedding.
It's our kids, my wife.
It's like to live happily ever after in this dream.
I guess they're waiting for me.
They'll all be back for Christmas.
This is us leaving.
I'm sorry, Suze.
On the oil rig.
That was his last day.
He left to go to the...
Hey, Cass.
I'm sorry it's been so hot.
It's a loop.
I just wanted to send you this.
To see if we'll get through it.
I know we will.
Just take care out there and bring my beautiful big gallus man back home in one piece, okay?
I miss you, and I love you.
And the girls miss and love you.
I'm still raging at Roy, but he's a good man, and I know he'll look after you.
Whatever happens, we will be alright. We can weather this.
I just wanted to say that to you guys.
To keep you safe and close, they make sure you know to come with us.
I love you.
Don't throw up an eldritch horror.
What a fantastic, fantastic game.
Grillantly written, grillantly voice acted, grillantly designed, just absolute cinema
perfection.
Just beautiful, perfect, lovecraftian horror in like just about every way.
and this game did something that a lot of horror games struggle with and they
told a good story from Sarge Finch. Good story. Fantastic.
Just. Do I like the shotgunness on the second play through? Absolutely brilliant.
That was great. I enjoyed that one thoroughly. And then I'll come back
for a play game called Mouthwashing. I'm gonna take a little break.
Um, past day will be on for about an hour to entertain you guys while I'm gone.
And then we come back for a play game called Mouthwashing.
We'll be back in about one hour for that.
That is great.
That was so good.
I love that.
Okay, let me get, uh, we get past day ready for you guys and then we're gonna take
a little break and then we will play some more horror month games.
Um, again, check out our horror month merch.
We've got t-shirts, hoodies, uh, disc plates, mouse pens.
Lots of great stuff all there at Dan's Gaming Master's Store, I'm sure to check all that out.
Including this masterpiece of a mousepad, amazing art on it, absolutely fantastic.
This desk mat is so good, you can find all the merch at Dan's Gaming Master's Store
or click the link below the channel, the little panel down there.
They're really all month long.
Alright I'm going to take a break and we'll be back in a little bit guys.
Thank you for watching. Hope you guys had fun.
And score a walking bat, then we'll continue with a heal in it.
No matter how they score a game, 24 scary plays,
giving all the kids a ring of heart, beat, fast, and scream.
And if I don't win, no one's up against me.
Are you scared? Well, that's just fine.
Save one, save one, spinning game and rolling the dice right.
We're the sub train to the night.
Everybody scream, everybody scream.
You're in this town, I'll help.
twitch.tv slash dance gaming.
Enjoy.
This one's called Nine Child Streets.
This one's supposed to be a pretty scary one.
Let's go ahead and...
Hello, Future Chat.
Give me your favorite Halloween emotes in chat if I'm current Dan.
Also, type your favorite Halloween emotes in chat.
New suggestion, uh, in this house?
Crazy earth watcher goes for hands. He's much for the subs guys appreciate the door is tied with the rope news to
Cut the rope. There is that same spaghetti and pasta we saw in the last game
Must have been a discount on that or it's a free item or something
spaghetti. There are no settings. There's like zero settings in this game. I need something to cut the rope with I guess
or burn it, boxes make an access to the first, and in a dead hand, explore the house in search of room.
What is my favorite toy doing here?
There's an M on it. A house over there in binoculars.
Was Dad watching TV again?
My shadow, 20-0 killer.
He's the outside again, but the keys has a lock pick.
I'm going to the house to find a Mickey noise.
I see a strong rope there like it might be a trap as I take it. Is it normal to have an upstairs kitchen?
Usually, it used to be heavy appliances, but if it's like a duplex then it's fine. Is there a Dan Brave sort of emo?
I don't know what that would look like. I must run away.
Mine child streets often watch the abandoned house across the street. One of these my neighbor is missing, but not me. Oh
Oh, but I saw lights on, saw the silhouette of a man.
There's a hole in the fence to which I can finally get into the house.
Yeah, why not just go into some random stranger's house?
Hi, mom. Hi, dad.
If you're reading this, I've gone to that strange house I keep talking about.
You saw those pictures, you didn't want me to want to see.
Go to me, forbade me to go there, so I had to go there at night secretly from you.
I just want to quench my curiosity and stop thinking about that house all the time.
Yeah, that's how children write.
Yeah.
I love you, Armin.
He's about to lose an arm and a leg.
Baseball camp.
I got my hat on.
What are those photos?
Can I zoom in?
There's no controls at all.
This looks like there's pictures of the house
where there's something inside.
Apparently, they better clown the one I saw
is not to wake them up.
What is given to me by my neighbor?
Hey.
At least our parents know that I'll be dead next door
they wake up and I'm not here. First you take Cat, Backpat, and Toy Rabbit. I'll be photo.
All right let's go next door to Nine Child Streets.
But the back door must be open. Back door? I'll be catching it off. Nope. Yay.
Is that a flashlight? So many developers love having like, it's so realistic.
realistic does not mean fun it's just so damn realistic let's have head
bobbling and walking like this of course all it does of all it accomplishes to
make people feel motion sick easier you can give me that house post hole in the
fence the light on the second floor someone opened it for me let me in
I'll just push together very weirdly give me power no reception like a
Carat net. Oh wait, that's a shampoo bottle
Try to go around the house and just to the back door. Oh, so there's our barricaded. Why would my neighbor do this?
Let's go to the back door
What is it with people in horror movies just having death wishes like I'm here safe in my house
But let me go next door in the creepy house where I see someone creeping through the window and just go in there
That's because why not?
Sounds like fun.
I was a kid, you know what I like to do?
I like to stay in my goddamn room and play my Xbox.
I gave my Nintendo.
That's what I like to do when I was a kid.
Well, then now let me go into the neighbor's house.
Get murdered.
You're gonna go into a neighbor's house at night
to just make to prove that someone's there at least
bring a friend with you that you can throw at the monster
So that it can eat them while you escape.
The characters are always like leaning.
You know, life's don't work, except the TV gets locked at least to the basement.
How would you know that?
You see that? You leave immediately.
But no, let's investigate more.
Sir, in the shitter, Animals Magazine.
That sucks.
Okay, creepy.
Like, who wants a giant eyeball?
What's like what was that in my was that in game do you hear that that's not like
that's not like in my room I was like wait someone knock on the wall you see
that there was a hand right there definitely a gray hand right there but
this is the room that will be written originally in the intro is there
anybody here disgusting smell from that door it's like half of the key to the
Where's the other half?
I don't let you see.
It's time to go.
It's time to go.
Now it's time to go.
Now it's time to go for sure.
I'm sure they're just gonna let us leave now.
Surely they'll let us just go, right?
They're half of that red key.
If I was a red key, let's just get out of here.
Creepy photos.
That's a picture I want on my wall.
Someone bouncing balls.
Who's doing that?
Looks like the maker of dolls lived here, but why?
but he is nowhere to be found. Oh hi! You're not creepy at all. Shadow Dragon, thank you for the bits.
I appreciate that so much. Now I say this with love, you know you can go fuck yourself, but I
say that with love. Who is that? There's someone across the street. Can you see him? The headlight?
That's a streetlight. By the way, Chad, when it comes to this doll, subscribers, can you please
He's typed in nope, then it's full of nope.
See any red key anywhere?
Gonna shut that door.
That's all it gives me the creeps.
What was that door?
Someone's in there, I see their arm.
Just gonna be leaving the house now.
Just gonna peacefully be leaving the house.
Gonna leave and no harm done, you know?
Just came in, looked around, leaving now.
man outside looking at me.
I guess.
The character's walking on stilts.
That explains the movement.
If you play around.
Wait, my baseball cap.
How do I leave my hat in the house?
I need to get it back.
My mom will kill me.
Was it on your head?
By the way, child, I don't think you need to worry
about your mom killing you at this point.
Fuck the heck.
Get another one.
By the way, chat, if any of you guys are sneaking
into a house at night, you know, that's abandoned
and you think you see figures in the windows
up so this is how you die when you have a chance to leave and you don't take it
and then you go right back into the house this is when the monster's gonna
kill you let's play mr. Dolly mr. Dolly gotta here and never come back bunny had
something similar take it from me right so I have to find all the little people
Well, they're half the red key.
Huh?
Now we can go in the red door.
There's a bunny in there in the diner.
Let's go after the diner and bunny, I guess.
That wasn't there before.
There wasn't a wall here.
There was a door there.
What the fuck?
The house is changing.
The doll's in the photo.
Can we go upstairs now, maybe?
Oh, it's...
Flashy lights up there.
Great.
What is that sound?
What the fuck is that?
Come here Dolly, I need you Dolly.
Yes.
I want to go back to my mom.
I brought some food from the kitchen.
So this guy was making kids into human dolls.
I haven't eaten for a week.
Now I can't eat my hair so I have to fall out of the skin
and begin to rot.
I blew my voice out when I was screaming for help
because he decided to slow my mouth.
This is messed up.
We need food from the kitchen.
It's messed up.
It reminds me of Skull Island, one of the best games of the year.
Ah, you son of a bitch!
Ah, huge, my pants.
Thank you so much for those bits.
It's so kind of you.
Thank you very much.
Food from the kitchen.
It's a dead dog.
Ah!
But I keep hearing stomping at night and even laughter.
That has been absent from this house for so long.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, you son of a bitch.
We're okay.
Beer, plate of slop.
Happy birthday from your neighbor across the street, BR.
Well, thank you!
It's my birthday!
Feels birthday, man.
Carry yourself, BR.
Valia, somewhere in this direction.
Un-dead child, where'd you go?
Mortu-Alia was too real.
Started to live her own life.
I found a dead boy's toy in the trash.
I'm sure it was she.
I put it over the TV so no one would get it.
I began to be afraid of her.
I constantly felt that she was standing behind me.
Watching me, breathing in my back, dangerous.
Boy, the shelf above the TV.
Oh, hey!
I see a lurk in there.
Above the TV.
Go to the shelf above the TV.
Get a chair.
Is there fog?
Why is there fog?
You're gonna be born with such a pretty face. Take this toy from me.
VR.
Though some creepy piece of shit gave all these people the...
Up in the front door, how to open it.
The toys, given by the to-maker who found ourselves here.
Be sure that don't make your way the door from all those bloody parts.
But he didn't have time to insert the hat.
That is the key. So it will tear out your hat.
I mean, you said you lost the toy, let me find it.
That would be great, best. You will find access to the cameras on this tablet.
So one is there, okay, and it's by the couch as well.
The Toy Maker turned people in the toys.
He's right behind the picture on the doorway there.
I can see myself.
It disappeared.
I hope this toy will bring you happiness.
BR.
I have any friends when I was a kid that had a soul.
Soon I made toys out of birds, dog, and even a man who was hit by a car.
I gave them a better life.
I couldn't stand in one place.
I wanted something more.
That's how my latest project, Mortuallia, was born.
Mortuallia.
Human toys.
We're in a shovel in the basement.
Someone's scratching on the coffin that's buried on the ground.
This foolishness.
Oh, son of a bitch!
High-intensity scare is good.
Arrangement of stuff? Thank you so much.
This is
This is
From the morning to the night.
Everybody's
I'm afraid
I play
Then we'll continue
No matter what I think
I know what I'll then show that I really am.
Then I'm giving song.
I'm giving song to the channel.
I know what I'll do.
Good games, bad games, waiting for a skin face.
Doing all the games we make them all breathe fast.
Then scream.
Coming out of me.
No subject that'll be.
Are you scared?
Well, let's just fly.
Say it once.
Say it once.
We can take a rollercoaster ride
with the sub train to the night.
Everybody scream.
In the last scream.
In the sound of Halloween.
The horror month at witch.tv slash dance gaming.
Enjoy.
Hello everybody.
Bob's subtitle is just please nice.
Got some nice music to it.
Hope you guys enjoyed past in.
Now we're playing a game called...
Mouthwashing.
God this music is so nice though.
Some chill music.
I'm gonna cut this up into 8,000 little pieces for chat.
Welcome back!
We're playing Mouthwashing today.
Apparently this is a very weird strange but brilliant game, so I don't know anything about
it.
You don't know much about it, so let's jump in together and experience just some crazy
crazy stuff together.
I'm gonna express Longhouse Space Rider, to a par.
Developers call Pony Express, apparently they make a bunch of weird games.
We're gonna be playing how fish is made in a couple other
Any other title you find on them as well an orbital body has been detected 21 au ahead of vessel
Please make manual correction 1.4 left words to avoid impact with unknown mass
stream warning, uh-oh
Direct collision course with orbital body 1.9 au away
Gaging autopilot to re-correct vessel advice crew to take up emergency positions
4,000 credits docked from CrewPaybackage for failure of navigational staff.
Oh, is that bad?
It's locked.
And was I not supposed to do that?
Oops.
Uh, sensitivity.
Sensitivity.
Get it just right.
There's nothing else to be done.
Uh-oh.
Utility.
A length of nylon rope.
Danger.
Only in case Mercy capped the Nexus card to code scan it required.
Emergency generator.
Pony Express Employee Card. Name Anya. Okay, I guess we are crashing.
Oh, key. Take emergency key. So let's go to the panel.
Open the emergency button. Use emergency key. Disengage autopilot.
It looks like I'm crashing it on purpose. Probably says giddy up galaxy.
Dark in this ship the posters really lighten up the mood in here
Let's go back the other way. Oh
God
Hello
So many posters on the wall two months after the crash
Anyone else would do the same thing
We ain't touching the damn cargo the hold is locked down for a reason
Only thing worse than dying slowly is not getting paid
But it could be something useful. I think
Could be what? Hopes? Dreams? Mosbam? Ha! You don't have to. It helps us survive. It's worth it.
Man, pony express bosses really aren't chill at all, huh?
Come on, quick look won't hurt. How exactly is this group therapy committee planning on getting in there?
All right, the here boss. You're looking at the meanest swing of the regional junior baseball team
Straight up nearly
Corked at a kid once. I
Can take the utility axe in
You were goddamn born fully corked
That's enough Swinseya
There has to be in a case of emergency way inside
If I remember correctly, from the safety protocols, the door should have an alternate access code,
but it can only be uncovered using the code scanner device.
And only the captain has access to the scanner.
Of course, go ahead and ask him all about it then.
Maybe he'll send you the blues, too.
We don't need him if we find the scanner.
We'll get the code and open the hole.
For better or for worse, I'm captain now.
I'll figure it out.
out. Rat on. Acquired code skitter. Papa ponies the lights. Don't be daft.
Propreparation for vent accidents is your responsibility to keep yourself from the crew safe.
That's when we dock for personal credits. Giddy up Galaxy. Bunch of deliveries are
prior and prior, no matter where you are. Like deliveries docked from personal credits.
Linda Han. Teamwork is a soul of success when you have completed your tassels.
Check the other chasks.
They charge complaints about perp or team synergy may result in collective punishment.
Rise and shine.
Ashley sell plushies to this guy for kids.
Right.
Have I played this before?
No.
Not even a demo.
Why is there goop everywhere?
What is that?
Neat balls.
Never thought of anything for promoting express grub.
Coffee as well.
I hear this game is really freaking weird, but like, really good. It's got overwhelmingly positive views on Steam.
He's gonna rub your nose right there, ma'am.
Looks like it'll be soup again for dinner.
You want to rock-paper-scissors for the chicken noodle? How much food do we have left?
I'd say like four months-ish.
Less than the remaining air supply, but we can make it last, in theory.
We'll be starting to poke new holes in our bellies pretty soon to pull that off.
Man mom will straighten up straighten up stuff when we get back. It looked like I'll look at Swentsea
I want the red story to tell though. Might write articles about us. We could be in TV
And press the ladies too. Hell yeah, the real problem is running the toilet paper fatal stuff, man
She leave that part out for the press that there's no toilet paper
Medical room
These are all we have left take the painkillers
Why is there a goop everywhere?
Why is the game called Mouthwashing?
Oh my god, that's the guy from the cover of the game.
He doesn't want to keep still anymore.
What about the painkillers?
It just hurts so much I can't stand the noise.
It did make it through nursing school, right?
The point is, especially does not have to cut corners of it else.
I was thinking, we never went back into the cockpit after we dragged him out.
It's almost entirely foamed up.
The kind of miracle crow that ended up fossilized.
It's still being stable.
Just think, well it's only a place the code scanner could be.
Otherwise, we're a shit out luck.
I'll take a look.
I know they forget how to jimmy.
They're so capable.
Also, I was hoping you could help me with Captain Curly.
Right, sorry, Curly's medication.
People have to be worth their titles.
If you think so, you're a sion.
You never get a ass.
I'll take care of it.
Let's go find the scanner.
So far it gave us very weird cockpit.
May miss painkiller ending already?
Give pearly painkillers?
Oh, it's just giving painkillers?
I forgot.
That's what his mouth was opening for.
Let me go give him some more painkillers then.
I was wondering why you could open his mouth.
I was like, I was about to hop too, but you know, painkillers.
Hold still, yeah?
I don't like this anymore than you do.
You know what they say?
What? It just hopped too on that thing?
I can't bear to listen.
Excuse me, sorry.
Hi, champ!
Are you guys good?
There was a achievement for doing that. It's awesome.
Vans bus forever, at least when a spoon's here.
Might be on right now.
This is probably fire suppression foam.
When the ship crash, you probably use the foam everywhere to put up the fire.
Cockpit this way.
What's over here then?
All the lounges are over here again.
Yeah, we don't know what mouthwashing has to do with the game yet.
I'm sure we'll figure it out.
I suppose we're figuring out a great cargo robbery while you're sitting out here.
None of your goddamn business.
I think my business is out because of Curly.
I don't want to keep having this conversation.
Right, Captain, I'm working.
Blue collar foods can't afford to stop where you work when the machine is.
Before you start taking a break, don't you worry I ain't going on my break time allowance.
Working on what?
How's it looking there?
I saw a lot of foam trying to see if I can break it down enough to get something
useful out of it. Any of my tools. But if I breach that foam and break the air seal
it lights out for all of us. Oh air seal! It's sealing the air in. I ain't letting
anyone else mess around in there. Who did it do? Your intern? Must be helpful.
I'm getting knuckled in there. The crash roughed up. So-called nurse
nearly skewered her leg when the hatch was open maintenance. That was before
the crash. Wonder about it's one ear and out the other. Another is that teeny booper thinking
only with his downstairs long nose. It's like Yusas kid back home. And let anyone mess around
here. Alright, so let's see. Keep me updated. Yeah, this game has overwhelmingly positive
reviews because now it's weird and we don't know what's going on but apparently it gets
crazy and really insane.
Good.
Take code scanner.
Captain code scanner required.
739.
739.
I don't know what the 739 is.
739, so let's go put that in the, um...
the rate, the thingy.
4517.
Open.
So what's the car- Oh, hi everybody.
holy shit seven days before the crash are you listening yeah damn I'm so sorry
couldn't sleep again but I passed the second valve well you gave the same
answer as that was last time I do wish you'd open up a little more captain
these evaluations aren't just about you as long as I'm fit to fly in your eyes
on you oh stop it guess that means I only have one more about eval left to
do. Jimmy? He asks if I do these things for fun. Then I have to make a report with things
like, uh, I have found myself sexually excited at the sight of cartoon horses. Uh, well I
could take it off your hands. Really? I've known him a long time. He won't try any bullshit
with me. I suppose you are the captain. I am the captain. Thank you, what a relief.
I was not expecting that statement yet. That was unexpected.
Thank you Scalopy Games for buying a Horamuck mug!
And Dirty X, thank you for gifting Corian 82 a Horamuck t-shirt.
They can't expect me to perform miracles.
Not sure what it means, but it sounds like fun. Good luck, Captain.
Talk to Jimmy and Swansea.
Yeah, we'll play Dead Rising Remastered during Horror Month, at some point.
I need to go to my quarters.
Some more of this, man.
There's a bunch of scratch marks on the floor.
And Pony Express said they don't provide onboard entertainment.
Feels like there's always something broken in that room.
So far, it's starting to show her age.
Past inspection rights should be an issue.
Plus, they had a date-
date- Dayzook, uh, last minute.
Gonna count for that, there'd be five of us now.
I wish it'd have made a bigger stink about that.
Like cryo pods?
Well, I could see the issue.
The kid was brought on just to make me suffer.
Interned my ass.
I was trying to fix the vent.
How did that trigger the emergency foam?
They're talented in all the wrong ways.
I would deal with this, but only you can unlock the axe case.
Every goddamn thing has to go through you.
I'll handle the hang-in-there-day-zook-the-zookie-coats-getter.
2609.
2609, Interned.
See the emergency axe behind a locked coat like that.
Just gonna go ahead and use the axe here.
Just right there.
Thought I was gonna slice right into him.
Captain, give me the axe.
Want to see him? There's gonna damage the pods.
Can't tell me it's happening again.
Keep the axe out until you clean this all up, yeah?
So many flashbacks.
I take an onion dinosaur with me saying them.
It's off-center, but what's it keeps me on my toes? I said I do yours. I want to hear about all those cartoon horses
Something you were born with a recently developed. All right. All right, shut up. Let's go to the cockpit
Right over here
Go into the cockpit
Wait a minute, this is different wasn't this long before
Peppy may is giving away a horror month t-shirt go ahead and take this much point in the chat
You want a chance to win? Thank you so much Peppy may
Who put this stairway and then giant pit of death?
Marco!
What was that?
Can you just make something up for this?
I don't like these evals that ever go anywhere when we get back.
We'll power through it.
You don't have to quit your mandated tasks.
Has COPA efficiently into your fullest capacity.
Let me see.
Let's put good for that one.
All done, done, done, done.
How are things otherwise?
Out the record.
like it we're in control here you think you take to being a freighter pilot as
well as you have without you struggled back on earth sure all I've ever
ever here's how great of a leader you are
awesome it's kind of annoying so what is it hmm how come it seems like you're
always standing on the edge of a bridge with your feet in cement lately I've
just been thinking is this enough should I stay here because I've been successful
at it should I look over at chat and see if there's any
campus good job chat a good long haul freighter captain and that's bad that's
what I'm saying it's not but it's terrifying I think am I figured it out
Is this all ever be or do I take the risk of try something new even if I'm bad at it and I guess I get it
You reached the hype run on the slatter. I think that you might be on the wrong ladder all together
So long way down from the top no matter how you look at it
Well, I'm still climbing and climbing something like that
But hey, hey, you know, I believe in you here on earth
Earth doesn't matter.
Heh.
You should write that on a site you vow.
Message incoming!
They guys themselves.
Guess it's my cue.
I'll see you later.
We got a printer message?
News from corporate.
Alright chat, this is from Dan Corpa.
After all the-
ism communism like he's doing the wiggle dance wait dragon breath presents
dragon breath a revolutionary new height hmm brand new formula designed to kill
bacteria and kill germs not leaving a bad taste. Dragon breath, mouthwash, X mouthwash,
all day fire fresh. Two months after crash. Is this is mouthwash? Unfucking believable.
There's gotta be an ocean of the stuff in here. This room looks freaking endless. That's
what they have five people haunt for over a year?
All this?
For mouthwash?
The sugar content probably offsets the new potential as it is infected.
It's infected, what are you...
Let me see that.
14% ethanol.
Ah!
Hahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
I suppose we'll smell good at least.
That's right, kiddo, you can bet your ass on that.
What are you doing?
Stop that.
Oh, it's alcohol.
Woo, wee, oh, shut up.
Just an old contra-tank caravan's dental hygiene.
You hear that?
That's the sound of 15-year sobriety popping like a cyst.
Ew.
A glorious, magnificent red-hot cyst.
Good riddance and cheers.
All right, Chad, go ahead and sip
if you wanna take some big old hit of mouthwash.
Can anyone get seriously blasted off of this stuff?
Yeah, I'd kill you in the process.
This can't be real.
Now we can go out in style.
Dezuke, come here!
Anyone teach you how to drink like a man?
YouTube will only have live content because
we can't do long bots on YouTube, unfortunately, they have a limit.
Break the news.
We're hauling tons of mouthwash.
It's my birthday. Surprise. Surprise. Look at your face.
Ah, gotcha. Cheers.
Oh wow, what's the occasion?
We only get one communal birthday party per trip, right?
So we can have it whenever. Only one person can be
surprise birthday per trip. We did Swansea last haul, remember?
No way, I can't believe I missed that.
You are next in the list of congratulations.
You need to say it though.
The duties have to extend to your own birthday party.
The only one with the clearance to make the cake.
The recipe is there by machine hop to it, Captain.
This company is cheap as hell.
I know you can only have one birthday party
that celebrates everyone's birthday at once.
Take water packet.
Nutrition pouches.
Nutrition pouches.
Sweetener is a restricted item.
Okay instruction mix water and gelatin
Okay, I gotta find water and gelatin
Wait gelatin in a birthday cake
Not flour don't like that thing not now I need
gelatin
Got water packet
Where do I get the gelatin? Oh, I've used these codes I think
4213. Is there a place to enter this code? I need to tell them. Do you sneak an extra
pack of sweetener in there? Just kidding. Maybe. No, I'm totally just kidding. Unless...
You gotta use the Pony Express Friday cake recipe. At least make it correctly.
Should have the final ingredients recipe in the kitchen. Lots of lights that
cake don't tell anyone I was like unless teamwork makes dream work now where do I
put in these codes to get oh there it is okay thought that was a mixer 4213
oh great let me put in the gelatin news after all these years just like that
what is the what does this say it won't let me read it okay now we mix them
together. Alright, so first we mix those two things together. Then we mix cake base and
sweetener. Cake base and sweetener. Two, three, four, one. Two, three, four, one. Do you want
to chat? Want a piece of cake? Do you want a big piece or a little piece or a corner
piece or middle piece it's uh what's your favorite kind of cake on your cake mix
i see tonic tonic okay sweeter i see cake base all i see is uh tonic i don't see
cake base is a thing oh you take the cake you made okay that's weird
So it makes the whole thing.
We got a birthday cake.
Happy birthday chat chat, there's actually a surprise birthday for you.
You are now 69 years old in Memology, in the Memology time scale.
You all are 69 years old, congrats.
Grats to everyone in chat, happy birthday.
You gotta make a speech.
Can argue with that.
Speech, speech, speech.
Go on.
Hey, what's wrong?
That's all it said on the report for the management.
We will receive the paycheck for this delivery.
I don't know anymore about that.
I'm not sure it's finally kicking the bucket, huh?
What a joke.
And where are the punchline?
I don't have any savings.
It can't just do this, right?
Honi Express is one of the last manned crew freighter companies.
The writing's been over the wall for a long time.
When did they tell you earlier this week?
I was attracted to wait until we got close to the hall destination.
But I can't keep something just from you all.
So guess you got what you wanted without the guilt.
Jim, if I had known, I can go back to my how'd you put it?
Struggle of life?
I had never gotten to medical school because she's, well, let's be real.
How many employment years swans got left in him?
Dezuki would be fine, mommy and daddy have him covered.
So there's that at least.
But you!
Headed for bigger and better, right?
I'm just...
I'm just working on my life being in a place I don't have to fucking escape.
That's what I was trying to tell you, nothing more...
We're the ones you're trying to escape!
Leave the dirt behind now, you're boots are clean.
That's not what I meant.
It is what you meant you just couldn't frame it to your to yourself in a way that kept you as the hero
I've been in the crew but remain the model captain
Unbelievable what am I supposed to do?
Let's have some fucking cake, huh?
Props to the twilight crews of the toolbar
Props to our captain and his new prospects. Yes slice that cake
Slice it in such a really weird, awkward way that takes forever.
Just right down the middle like a saw.
Two months after the crash.
He's still asleep.
Check on Curly.
This game's going back and forth between the past and the present.
Over and over again.
Every time that it does a transition, I think it's glitching and it's going to crash.
Medical lounge. Medical should be up this way.
Curly. Once these are out, well nothing to keep him quiet.
Take the painkiller. I don't know if he's been given his medicine yet.
Fine Hanya. This game's about, what's the game about? It's about $10 I think.
Thank you Anonymous for buying a two-hormon t-shirt.
Drew for buying two-hormon shirts. It says thank you for shooting for
War month helps a lot for mellow after work when I watch some spooky content during this time of the year
Oh, thank you so much
Go with the phone
Yeah, this is one of those like weird horror games where it's just like
It's just very strange
No, I understand completely
Is that how it has to- that's how it has to be
Huh? Oh, it's you
Jimmy, not able to sleep either?
It's night time
Why are you talking this late?
Anya, are you crying?
No, don't worry. I'm okay
We only to keep it together. Oh
And I'm keeping I'm keeping it together. Don't you worry captain?
He's making noises again
Give him his meds of four Anya. Oh no, I must slip my mind. I'm sorry. I'll I'll do it never really
I'm perfectly okay. I said I'll do it give curly as painkillers
Ah, Poozoozooz, giving away four horn-munch stickers!
Type X-Mesh pointer, if you want a chance to win some horn-munch sticker.
They're super cute this year, drawn by Ms. Julia.
The same design as our cute t-shirt.
You guys went a big circle.
Oopsie.
Making so much noise.
Ah, I should cut out some good stuff.
Come on, stop with the noise.
Damn it.
I know that everyone's stinking.
The way they look at me.
What could I even say?
And then, what would she do?
Damn it!
Here we are now, me and the driver seat.
Thanks for that.
Open up!
I hope you make me feel fucking better.
Curly looks really messed up.
Transition again.
Take responsibility.
We should have some.
Why?
It's mediocre at best, obviously.
time you can only get the subpar stuff. That's what makes the really good stuff well good,
right? Why bother? Hey, we all tried to escape. Didn't work for any of us. I've thought many
times, is this what peace feels like? And is it good enough? If I'm being real it certainly
isn't the best. So all I can do is try and make my life once I'm not trying to run
from it all the time curly was the one guy that was yelling at us about the
birthday party so he yeah he is horribly mutilated now both times let's have
some awful fucking cake for my friend now that's pretty brilliant yeah so if you
do the honors right well let me let me go find a knife oh curly was the
Captain oh am I Jimmy? Why would I have someone else's memories though?
It's weird that I would be like memory the captain's memories and not my own
That's weird game is fucking weird
No, you're Dan's game. Oh, thank you jumpy. Yeah, I confused. Thank you for clarifying that for me
So he plays curly before the crash and Jimmy after the crash
So the guy that was yelling is the character we are now
Checked on the crew. How many of you had those will kill you before before anything else?
I know
Mom found his internship for me such a slacker. She said I
don't know
That's never knew she wanted um
That's never knew what I wanted to be never was good at anything
Total screw up. We're not done yet to suit gay
Let's I just hope she doesn't blame herself
Let's just take it
Don't look at this stuff anymore wash what's his face his mouth and
Engage in mouth washing. I want to wash that man's mouth. All right
That's not so wrong chat. Sometimes you want to wash another man's mouth
With mouthwash and then name a game after that process
You call mouth washing
I can't
I'm so famous
I
Use the mouthwash
Can't use this here. Oh
He's dancing with that axe. Oh work it work it. There's a big man. Him. There's a big man himself Jimbo
What's listen? This is the best part
Oh
You're the you're a mess when see ya. I'll be all the sad
It'll be all the saddest on the two part with in the sky with diamonds
Captain Jimmy's pulling the plug on the party for the last call.
What's that kid running off to? He's got to work on his stamina.
Party's over here.
Glassman's gonna think it's night. I don't tell anymore.
Anya?
Ah!
She does kind of look like Shelly Duvall from The Shining.
He's got that like vibe about her.
He startled me. Sorry.
No worries.
You thinking about drinking that too?
Honestly, yeah.
It'd probably be just make me feel sick, wouldn't fix anything, as much as I'd like to, right.
Hey, I was thinking, did you know that not all the medicine aboard was in my office?
We store some of it in a storage locker in the hallway.
We haven't brought this up earlier.
It was foamed up and I think it was possible to reach it.
But I've been asked to be in the position of the phone.
I think the medicine depot locker is too far into the mass of it.
If we could try to break it down, one strike too many in the weak spot, we'll all get sucked
into space.
It's worth the risk.
Nothing else to excuse it, so I want to see it a hand over the axe.
Break the phone.
You need to hand that to me before you have an accident, sir.
Jimbo, El Capito with the man with the plan.
You done?
I need that.
This old thing?
Our previous try to be inclined leader big race residence possibility
You know about all that, huh?
Gonna try and get some more painkillers. It's something useful, you know
I heard about all that looking to pull the plug in this party early trying to save us
It matters your own hands. Hey my guests
wait a minute
That was in our dream
The cracks video or was it a dream?
Was that the future? I
I don't want a big giant seamless screen like that's got to be super expensive
Where is the stuff ma'am?
To the foam the hallway next to medical. Oh
Next to medical
Medicals over here
Get the axe and fear us
Take painkillers. Yeah
Take ice and propel. Oh, wow Jim you take
Yeah, actually wasn't that hard once I figured it out
Amazing really. Does she not make noise when she moves? I mean come on. Sure. I hate to
ask you again but could you give Curly his painkillers? It's still just just making
so nauseous. You're not serious. Look. I've entertained your sentimentality up
until now but I'm trying to actually fix things on you. I'm getting us
through this. It's find the code scanner to figure out the door code. Get the X, chop
up the phone, but not too much. And best of all, give Curly his fucking medicine. But
I'm bearing it, I have to. The captain has to take fucking responsibilities for this.
God damn skit, shit! I'm sorry, didn't mean to. Let me see if we can get a choco
was on vomit no I can't I'll take care of it on you I always do thank you
anonymous for gifting a for buying a four month two or my t-shirts thank you
so much open up gonna give you some painkillers I think I said the pressure
you were under before fuck you try to tell me our rest moments don't make us
monsters huh you were good cat and Cruella you'll be one again I'm
We're just giving him painkillers. We're not like treating his burns at all. That can't be good.
Six hours until judgment.
Judgment.
Jimmy, get the fuck out here.
My hands won't stop shaking.
Do you know what this room reminds me of?
A scene from South Park.
Sharon, no! It was a ghost! It's exo-plasm!
Oh God share it. No take the rope you can't hide it was a spooky ghost
Okay, I have a rope metal pipe, but a choppy of 20 fucking pieces
Can't use this here
Is before the crash, you know, okay?
Yeah, I can't sleep. I
Know how that is just toss and turn
Or stare the ceiling all night. I
I actually had the runs and can't stop shitting something fierce and actually
kind of like the nighttime window screen you can believe it but just come to look
at it sometimes you look really really close you can see there's a dead pixel
in the upper right corner that's so don't see it back my mind it's always
Now go bonkers looking for it. Cheers. I don't think it ruins the illusion though. It's peaceful, but maybe I'm just used to looking at the bigger picture.
How many days of transport do we have left? Ah, let's see. I'll top my head. Around 237 days. Just under 8 months.
Hey, why do you think Pony Express put a lock on the medical room door but not in the sleeping
quarters?
Those are the same reason they put a lock on the cockpit.
Safety.
Four months after the crash.
Jimmy, help!
Jimmy, it's total emergency.
Come down.
What is it?
I'm out of weed.
I mean, I'm stuck in the medical.
The door won't open.
What if she runs out of something, right?
Let's go have a look.
I hope you're ready to see.
Hey, heard the lock's broken.
Hey, Anya.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you, Jimmy.
The rest of our medicine stash is in there too.
Damn this could be bad.
You trying to really put your back into it?
Any wrenches lying around?
I don't know if he's a med kit.
Anya, is the door stuck?
No.
Huh?
What do you mean?
Look, we're all stressed.
You can't go breaking down every little hardship.
Open the damn door.
You were right.
You were right all along.
I should have done this from the beginning.
I always worst believe that our worst moments don't define us.
Don't make us beyond repair.
You think I wanted this either?
Make no mistake, this isn't my worst moment.
Far from it.
It's the best one I'll ever make.
the door I'll take care of it. Anya, what does that mean? Curly's still in there with her, right?
You don't think? It's okay. You and Swansia know the terminals of the ship better than anyone.
Does that actually know the way into medical? Uh, well, Swansia's like strictly, strictly off
limits. There's like a super mega not allowed above all else. The utility room. The bus
I mean, technically, a person could fit through.
If that's the only way to make it work.
You're listening on ya?
Fine.
She gonna kill that man.
Uh-oh.
I gotta save Shelly.
We can't have her going out like this.
Wait a minute.
That means I'm on an event chat.
Is that gonna make me sus?
So, I see it.
We need your help.
I may say it was dangerous, but I-
I'm good, right?
Here, fellas.
Here fellas
Thank you anonymous for the hormone purchase of a mug of two t-shirts. That says thanks Dan for all the user in tape
Thank you so much
For ordering your stuff and thank you for the kind words
Off limits look if there's any possibility Jimbo
Letting you scratch at that foam would be useless. You only tear at this goddamn ship a new asshole
Now they'll be done about it, bad luck, tail missed the donkey.
I just want to see it, this could be really bad, it's here's out.
We're God's hand-picked favorites on this planet, I reckon.
Means we get to name it.
Let's hear it for Wake Rock.
Whatever's gonna, whatever's going on anywhere else ain't my problem.
It's not the happiest man Wake Rock ever seen.
Just go to Suke.
There's no point with him.
Eight hours till judgment.
Don't do anything. Stop, stop! I can fix this!
Why do you keep fucking saying that?
Are you hearing yourself?
I'm sorry.
You're still disinfecting, right?
Take one of the extra...
Take one of the extra medical staffs. Get it now!
Cocktail, we need you.
The cocktail...
What are you blabbering about?
That was your fault. You never would have...
I had no choice.
useless you goddamn fucking idiot there has to be something else there was some
disinfectant in the medical the tonic mouthwash and isopropyl and drink base
to make a cocktail I'm in the mouthwash I'll grab the isopropyl over here so
we're gonna make a cocktail to disinfect him it's empty what the f... is that
supposed to look like that?
Alright, I'm looking in here.
At least make yourself useful.
God damn it!
At least we made out to their side.
We still help them.
I guess we can't see what happened there yet,
because that's in the...
We're gonna experience that moment
soon.
Let's go get some mouthwash.
It's got alcohol in it.
Wait, that's a grave.
The flashlight.
Responsibility.
The mouthwash is...
Shit, it's so dark.
There's so many empty mouthwash containers.
containers holy shit they drank so much mouthwash plus she says oh that
machine's all messed up so that's not gonna work click on her what it's just
to do you need to use the scanner oh the scanner wait let's do use it on that
grave we saw now we don't have the axe right now the other guy doesn't think
all the grave was there now it's gone big as this shit wait a minute oh god
All the blood. A blind beast, aimless and reckless. You can't run from it. So loud.
What the hell is that? Oh god! Oh god! Giant horse monster? I've heard of
Forzen, but never Forzen. So we need to go around the side to get where that
blood trail continues. Yeah I'm walking right now, but it sounds like I'm
wearing metal boots or something. So if it comes here and it's gonna be
quiet. Okay there's the blood trail. Well these kind of walk around. All right walk
around. The one day I don't wear my walking shoes. I wear my
metal boots. Normally I wear my comfy walking shoes but they decided to wear
these metal boots I got because someone told me they were cool and now I'm
stomping like so loud. Don't you hate when that happens? I think I see the end
right there mouthwash oh I'm sorry I messed up don't try to talk they've been
drinking mouthwash for months three months after the crash it's a month
earlier I think the vet and Jody connects the medical but you heard what he
said going in there now too unstable trying to break the foam could risk the
air seal I want to fuck up again just like they before put on you I wouldn't
pass put a passer to do something extremely right now you meet a circuit we
can save curly yeah I'm see it won't help so we figured out ourselves right all
right yeah we got this but even before the foam how do we even get door you to
door open see them and practically camping in front of the door and has the
key have an idea you have to trust me you did not come out you're gonna fight
him no even he has to have limits when it comes to booze you make him
pass out simple safe you might not even realize we did anything after the fact
there's a recipe for a mocktail in the kitchen we could follow the recipe the
steps we use different ingredients to add a kick to it come on so if we mix
mouthwash and an isopropyl alcohol we can make an actual real cocktail let's
go get the ingredients so many of these mouthwash bottles well I guess if
you're like in you're trapped on a ship on the middle of a planet where
with no hope of rescue not too worried about like stop damaging you because you probably
not gonna get rescued so damaging your liver is later who cares mouthwash ooh mocktail drink
based and sweetener two three four one i can't do that one i'll give him his drink
and hopefully he will pass out we can get the axe from him the ship crashed and apparently
this foam has sealed the hull and also put out fires and stuff so it's like it's
only been sitting in between it's like duct tape all over the walls and other
duct tape as holes that the air gets out we're all dead. First thing I can say about the user experience that's a sweet gap. I can't use this here.
Not even Swansea would drink this. I need to get something to sweeten it but I
have no sweetener is there something else that sweet we put in there move any
machine they're all dead it's one see yeah okay cool thank you what's something
sweet we put in there this this horror month mouse pads pretty sweet can't put
that in there look it look how sweet this is that in there it's pretty sweet
Desk, man. Yeah, put that in there. That's pretty sweet.
What about cake?
Look at that cake leftover.
Many ideas. I, uh, actually, at some point,
has taken their place a few packets before.
If I accident, right.
Take a look around my stuff.
Could be somewhere around there.
Uh, where exactly is your stuff?
Keep a smuggling sweetener.
Imagine smuggling sweetener.
Take spiked cocktail.
Shake that cake.
Here is your cocktail.
The fuck is that? Look, we need to keep working together.
That's how we get through the- and without paying attention next to the time that-
Yeah, give it here.
Kind of freestyle the recipe.
Yeah, I tell you how to handle this monstrosity, kid.
You ain't no mixologist.
Try to set up a mechanic, either.
Uh-huh.
Never should have come here.
Who the fuck decided to let you on board, huh?
Stick the idiot with a bunch of sad p-sack adults?
See what he learns, eh?
Bootstraps and all, what a load of horseshit.
I think that's gonna go somewhere, but every failure leaves you a little more mangled than before.
Older, uglier, meaner, smarter in a worse way. Volunt as a suit you swan see it.
Swan see?
I suppose, uh, I... you think we should all be acting like you. Hard work and esteem kept.
I say take a load off before the sun finally sets on this party.
Maybe never go to hell, but always be on our way. Everyone on the ship's miserable.
wow he passed out real fast got the key damn he's like fell like a rock thank
you dr. rockstar grog the great man mangoy bussy boy 69 koogee
Kazoo thank you for those resubs guys and thank you for fear and six and
doc charts for ordering some hormone merch we could talk with swans here to
clear up a bit just like reality workplace stuff sometimes you know it's
cool if they you got me time to be brave to suit game currently uh an onion
are coming our account on us it's like barely phoned up in here it's those
things I've never been inside one where they called again prerostasis pods
yeah these things are far out man totally sci-fi looks like this one still
works. Only things keep you frozen. Twenty fucking years. Kippus on seat managed to clear
all the foam from here. He didn't. What? Think about it. Well, see, never let you work with
them on breaking the utility foam wall, right? No, needed to be handled delicately. He said
he- I have way too much leg strength in my arms. I wouldn't just torn it through the
foam. It was like, damn, makes no sense, bummer. So I've been in charge of the kitchen
instead. He said that his next level critical to keep his stock organized every day had me
double triple triple check everything like all the time. Right of course, he never told
you he'd gotten in here. Now look how busy he must have been. Never any foam here. Twancy
has done this whole time. Take the load off for the Sunfire set to his party, huh?
That boost up bass has been fighting his time until he could save himself. What gave
I think the pod really gets you to rescue you, 20 years is more of a chance to get found.
I take those odds over a current situation, not like this though.
Not by lying through my teeth while waiting for everyone else to die.
No man, I just came here, I'm sure there's a reason.
Last about when we waved up.
Two of them after, now we have a job to finish.
Looks like it's still one piece.
Check out those sparks.
You can imagine how gnarly it looks inside.
Could be someone collapsing places.
Can make it through, we need to try.
Um, Swansea said it's not safe.
I know he forgot to tell us about the pod,
but he knows like everything about this kind of stuff.
Maybe we should just wait for him to wake back up.
Horror month poggers, yes, horror month poggers.
Swansea told you to write.
Kind of proved he'll be impressed when he wakes up, proud.
Let's see him while we do this
and now he can explain himself.
Think so?
The suitcase, everyone's counting on you.
Captain's Orders. Yeah, I got this.
Here we go.
Anya?
What did you do?
Day before the crash.
Man, all this back and forth.
I'm getting timeline whiplash.
Find the gun.
What?
Huh?
The gun?
Why are we looking for a gun?
I'll tell you why.
It's my goddamn ride as an American!
I already checked in here.
Okay, now I'm there.
I'm there either.
Where the hell would you keep a gun?
Oh, maybe the cockpit.
Looks so nice and neat when everything's not crashing and burning.
Thank you, Thanos, for buying a Horamun T-shirt.
Thank you so much.
For fuck's sake, where is it?
Us being let go is a reason to hurt yourself.
Anya?
As our nurse, you never got a psyche valve.
I should have thought of that.
You could have come to me if you were feeling stressed.
What would you have done?
Anything.
Anything.
You, the crew, you're all my responsibility.
I told you over and over, yeah?
I'm not gonna hurt myself.
You know, the gun is...
Isn't a safety case, I can't open.
But I hid the case itself.
Tell me where it is.
Now this has to be on our performance log.
We'll figure it out together.
I'm pregnant.
You're what?
Who would you...
Captain I told you listen to me
We could fix this. I've known him a long time. I'll talk to him. I
Know you'd never give me the gun to protect myself
So the least you I can do make sure he never gets it either
Reading print in front of the navigation computer
Detected at normal asteroid directories along the route course pressure maybe partner in transit
So Jimmy's the father and he's not a good person
The bleeding won't stop. Just try to stay still, D'Souquet.
In a second, think that we could fix this.
Hey kid, you hear me?
Mugger! Mugger! De-du-go!
Hey, stop, stop, stop! Don't move!
It's alright, D'Souquet, calm down.
This line of work?
You could never become like Ms. Brault-Swansea. What a tragedy.
Decades of hauling ass reporting express big mighty bruiser with all the shiny tools
This is what it got me good life, huh?
Thought you were dumber than a can of paint always just to my ear off about nothing less
useless red goddamn sunshine got an a student career workhorse or
force of evasion just
Damn good kid trying his best could a ton old fool like me a lot
Close your eyes to suit gay you monster
He acts that guy in the face.
I could have fixed him, Swansea.
I have to do everything myself.
Why can't he just give me some time to fucking think?
How do you still not understand? It's over.
End of the fucking line. He won't suffer one more second because of your delusions.
Believe it or not, I know about your plans, Swansea.
I went to utility saw what you've been hiding down there
Seek around that axe town on you. Who knows what now this?
You're making sure
You're the one who gets inside that cryo pod
ha I
Sure did talk to on ya
But it was her tell me all sorts of things instead wasn't it?
Shouldn't the captain go down with his ship?
Not that it matters anymore. I ain't got no place to be I got everything
I could ever want right here in the ship
Let's go ahead and get in that pod
Give her get if you ever get found you can tell them whatever fucking story you like
You've earned it
Do you like these blocky nine models a lot of any games do this stuff? It's it's cheap
You do the small team and all these any games have
Very little budget and they have to like make miracles happen with almost nothing
So this games are pretty pretty good so far with like
What little they what little they've they've had to work with they've managed to do some good stuff with it
She took all the pills. Oh
Hi, Curly. Oh the code was seven three
Can't remember the code name. It was seven something
739
Remember now because we I remember saying it out loud over multiple times
Open the pony's press without returning the cockpit. Oh, I got a trophy
God damn.
Jemmeee!
Two days before the crash, I told him,
Anya, you should have waited for me.
What did he say?
Nothing makes any difference.
Did he seem angry?
Where did he go?
He just walked away.
Currently, I don't want him in here anymore.
Hold on, fuck, just wait, I need to find him.
Everything's gonna be okay.
Jemme?
Jemme, you can crack corn!
I don't care! Jimmy! Jim! I can fix this. What do you think will happen when we get back?
Hmm? We can figure all this out. You and me. All ever hear is how great of a leader you are.
God, it's so annoying. But now, what do you think will happen now when we get back? We'll fix this together.
Everything you and I work for in our lives, college men, changes, none of it will matter.
You've gotten through a difficult situation before, this time won't be any different.
Work through it one day at a time, it's not just me, is it?
You're supposed to be the one who had everything under control, you said so yourself.
The ship, the crew, everything that happened here, this was your responsibility, Captain.
that is what you be here and rest your life or this can all be remembered as a
tragedy despite what we must have been at the best effort to the acclaimed captain
the top our crew has never found no one survived to tell the tale you're still
standing at the top fading cement I get it now right right you want to do
some mouthwashing. I'll take care of it. Jimmy! Jim, tell me you didn't! I should have! I didn't!
What the fuck did you do? Crash him in it! Everyone wash your mouths quick! One hour
before judgment. Happy birthday, Captain! This rocks. You're here. It's a Captain Jimbo.
Come on! You don't have to give a speech. You have to give a speech. Go on,
You better make it good, hell yeah.
Our Captain, Captain Jimmy.
A lot of people struggle to put food on the plates, but that was enough, right Captain?
Lowest rung of your ladder is our highest, until it was all sucked from under your feet.
Life doesn't even worth living on the same level as us.
But I forgive you all of us too.
I won't give up on you, even like this, I believe in you.
We're gonna make it through this.
Sometimes we thrive.
We've traveled in this region of space, but that's how to just have to accept days like
this.
You taught me that, Curly.
Let's see.
Let's survive.
Take responsibility.
This game is just insane.
Like, what the...just...wow.
I'm going to turn him back now, so let's go backwards.
Responsibility.
Do I take it?
It's getting steeper and steeper.
That's a lot of axes.
Frequent Horium called the White Chamber. I'll look into it.
Chamber is obviously very unstable. He crashed the ship.
Everyone ended up dead, and then he sliced up the only living person's leg off and then ate it.
Probably a reddit mod.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I should have hit him in the head. Sorry.
I shot the wrong one. I didn't realize you could shoot responsibility.
Did he go? Wait, I hear... I hear him!
I have something to say.
So shut the fuck up and listen.
I spent 13 years half cut up to my eyeballs.
Drunk to put it mildly, but suddenly I
saw it, a street light shining in my face.
The 500 gigawatts, the power of God.
A vision of my bloated body found in some ditch.
Scared me straight.
So I got a collar shirt, mortgage, and a credit card.
All the things that make a good man.
Hope that could raise my children to be better than their old man.
Wanted to believe I was never one to set back away from my worst self.
But the truth is...
discipline...
drive...
retin-a...
routine...
The endless fucking depression to get shit done.
A loving wife...
great kids...
sobriety...
I'm telling you, you, accomplishments I've been chasing all my life never felt as good
as I expected when I crossed the finish line.
So now that we're at the end, take an inventory.
Those nights been out of my head sinking into the sofa, broken glass in my palms, bleeding
dry the funniest thing ever.
Old Don's laughing and snarling on a waterbed floor mocking the moon for daring to show
its face.
All nausea and wreckage and vomit ugly cruelty.
Thought this was passed in?
If you don't see a giant count down the live on the screen, that means it's live.
So right now we're live.
At this exact moment in time, we are live and I am definitely not passed in.
All nausea and wreckage and vomit ugly cruelty.
They're gonna love that when I'm passed in later watching this video in the future.
If I had a problem in the road with an empty bottle, those were the best days of my life.
Yeah, those were the best days of my life.
I got nothing to hide, really, I'd face the music.
I'd see myself for what I am, but you, a cowardly selfish motherfucker, and you can't even see it.
I should have been able to protect the kid.
If I could have done one thing right, I wish I'd been given one small chance off this goddamn rock.
So I'm Sia, I'm gonna fix everything, I'm gonna make it, fuck you, execute the man, jeez.
The other one is tied up on the chair, wait a minute, how long is this left turn?
This is really taking a turn for the worst, isn't it?
Oh my god, I'm in an intestine.
I'm really, I am literally now a shit person.
Wait, that's his, oh that was his throat.
Did I gotta put something in that man's mouth?
Mother goose?
Take curly leg, what?
I don't know if this is probably just like a normal video from the 60s of some ladies meal and we're all like eww it's a leg.
What the hell?
I can rotate that one.
Is there a Nava missing?
Is this what it's like to work at Valve?
Here would you like to eat your own leg?
Here eat your own leg.
Just adjust your organs real fast.
Weird puzzle.
We are home.
Why don't you finish what you started?
Don't worry if anyone ever finds us. I'll still be playing the villain
You'll be the better man in the end like you wanted
Could have stopped it
Take responsibility
Now we can both be heroes
We're a team just you and me like we used to be
What happened was an accident. We were trapped
I made a mistake. All right
I'm sorry. I'm so left sorry curly
take responsibility the fuck wait is that a face we get to the bad taster
mouth huh do wreckage do silence wash it away all day fire fresh I'm guessing
this is like we have to be quiet again it's so weird would you come back to
I I don't know we're starting to figure out what the hell this thing is doing
That wants me to do okay, so I think he's at the turn every time it makes the noise like a solace
It's that ladies ID
tons of them
No, it's everyone's ideas
One express is dead and so are you
Shut up
Curly tries best I did too, but he's the better man. I see that now. We could both still make it
I'll take care of them. I'm taking responsibility
Curly captain. I'm so sorry
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I do
fucked up
But I can still make this right or worse. Our worst moments don't make us
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Well, thank you Krogan Express.
I guess we'll put Curly in the pod so that he can live.
Then they could fix him later.
Maybe. Possibly.
We have almost the same name.
Well, it sounds like you two and Chatter got to fight to the death,
and then whoever wins the duel gets to have the name.
Sounds fair.
Yeah, the company that they were hauling for went out of business, so there's no one left to come save them.
Our character, Jamie, made the chip crash, and then Curly was in the cockpit when it crashed and he got blown up.
It's okay, Curly. You're gonna be okay.
You always have my back end up hurting you even though I was trying to save us.
But now you'll survive. It's like he said, together we can fix anything.
Just proud I got to be your friend and co-pilot captain.
No one can hurt you now.
We fixed it. I fixed it.
Cut my fucking leg off and fed it to me.
Did he shoot someone?
Hung Oregon. That was a game. That was one hell of a...
Mindtrip game. Oh my god, that was...
That was... that's one of those games that you got to be like, hmm...
I think about for a while after.
What just happened? Take it all in.
Yeah, so like the... so story-wise, the company was going under. This is gonna be our last ship and everyone's gonna lose their jobs.
Jimmy sounds like Jimmy sexually assaulted the lady that got her pregnant. And I confronted him about it.
And then Jimmy crashed the ship because he didn't want to go home and face punishment.
and then Captain got burned up like crazy and then Jimmy went, got progressively more insane and started killing everybody
and then finally put the Captain after mutilating him into this container so he could live and then shot himself
Hell of a story! We'll put it that way
Yeah, Jimmy's gonna be stuck in this pod. He'll probably never be rescued the company went under so they're not practically for it
Well, that was uh, that's we're gonna file that under one of the weird games
not really scary but definitely very weird and probably polarizing on how much
you like it but it was definitely entertaining and catch me wanting to
find out more about what was going on because and that's what you could hope
for with a disturbing weird twisted story like that is like you don't know
everything's going crazy it's all weird it's very dark but I want to find out
What happens that that's a sign of a good game so pretty good. I liked it. All right. That's the end of horror month day three
We're going to
Well, let me give me one second to
Fix the green screen
All right, that's the end of day three of horror month. Hope you guys had fun
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We'll continue to make you believe in
No matter what happens,
So that I will win.
Games fair, games ready for a stand-up race
Doing all it can to make them all feel bad
Then scream!
And in Halloween, notes have become a wee
Are you scared?
Well, that's just fine!
Say it once, say it twice!
In the game, I roll the dice right
With a stop change to the night!
Everybody scream!
Everybody scream!
In this final Halloween
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Enjoy
Hey, I am of course Dan's Gaming and this is a three-part series. This it's Vanna Madan
Followed by Little Hope then House of Ashes which comes out on Friday
We're gonna go ahead and jump in and start playing Vanna Madan
We'll play all the two games before the new one comes out. Let's go ahead and jump in and start
This is a man from the makers of Untilled Dawn, so you guys see a lot of similarities to Untilled Dawn.
Very similar style of gameplay.
For a bit, do some QTs at tense moments in this exploit environment.
Try to find all the secret things that get trophies.
That thing, it was a very popular thing.
Oh, that song is on follow.
It's one of the songs in the Soundfall soundtrack.
Those sailors.
Howdy Buster, we better mosey on back to the ship.
The process.
What?
Looks like old Charlie Charming's got a little business to attend to.
We'll see ya later.
Can I fight?
Hey, give me a quarter.
Why?
Gonna find out my future.
Let's have it.
What's in store for me, Pop?
Do you have any questions about these cards?
Well, I'd be great.
So, uh...
When am I going to hit the jackpot?
You know, all that glitz and glamour?
It looks...
Dragon tile or the bamboo tile?
Hmm...
Let's do bamboo.
Look at this card.
Tell me.
What do you see?
I see a checker piece.
Yeah.
It's like a fish?
Fish?
Something seems fishy about this guy.
Your wealth might come from any direction, but when such a wind blows, death and bad luck
will surely come at will.
Doom?
Wait, what?
It's a good game.
What does that mean?
Hey, what does that mean?
What the hell, man?
What the hell altruistic insecure reckless selfish I
Never like understood how this scene this thing works and how it affects the game like even until dawn that
Let me get it go at it. Oh, yeah, I think you got the stuff
You know be your friends are the go home a you should find sure
Let me know the quarter gonna start a tab
It's 50 cents sir, I mean come on I'll give it a whirl
One-tenth of a sub.
Just turning on hard mode, uh-oh.
How much timer you have left?
Can you smack this machine?
I can't fight! I am the best!
I can beat up little bamboo dolls all day!
to get back. Trades update? I don't know how they changed. Why is it every time I
watch a horror month, say a horror game or movie, something bad always happens?
What is up with that? That's what you get for hitting, bumping into your superior
officer. One thing for you, one kid that started Scott Pilgrim, the main
character. If it is they, the pops can come back soon. Michael Sarah, yeah. So we're locked, confused.
How did they, how did the padlock get put on on the inside and no one else is in here?
Except, I would have had to have done it. That explains, um, how that happened there.
The 50 cents, you can pay back your money. There's poison or something.
Where I discovered it by the first thing I think of is let me grab his keys so that we're on the same page there at least.
Well obviously that guy locked the door just yet.
He looks so confused.
I'm not confused about how it works out because damn, it's ripped.
What's your time off?
Just get me out of here already.
Come on buddy.
What the hell is going on up there?
Heard aircraft and gunfire.
Me too.
And there was a... a corpse.
What's in the sick bay?
What?
Something's wrong.
Let's get out of here.
In the room you're just in, there's probably loot in here.
Okay, so chat.
There's some zoomers in chat, and I have to translate for you.
Before email, you had to send it physically on paper.
You didn't just show up in like, you had to mail it to someone,
or have someone take it to them.
And then you would read it, and you would...
Imagine you have a really slow internet connection you send the letter off and it takes a few days to get there and a few days to get back.
From John Coleman Ferris Sergeant, Charles Anderson Private.
In that private Charles Anderson omni from duty did display intoxication in a manner not becoming of a member of the US Army.
Private Anderson was engaging with another drunk soldier in a drunken argument.
is the pain is the rest of this would lead to a public brawl and steps for
taking ship open and return to the ship okay now I have to translate for the
millennials okay so email is like texting or discord but a little bit less
like instant a little bit it's instant but not quite the other person may not
be there and to respond back to you it's kind of like discord texting like
but it's with you right now like in yeah if you ever get a job it you'll like
probably use it at your job an email or if you work online or something like
you'll use emails then but you know outside of that if you place these
emails for non-business stuff very much you can text they use to do that it's
blood. Okay, so I'm gonna explain again. Okay, having a job is where you go to do
now. Okay. I'm sure the zoomers out there have a job. Author, Miller, Private, Petty,
Thift, day one. Brig, Smallhead, one of the senior officers found a Miller's
Lacker as a coverage-rending owner. Davis, trespass, two days. Brig, found
off limits of cargo, hopefully with no reason to be there. Flagler,
discovered for orders. Friday, PFC Lewis, brand, public taxation, one. Brig,
found drunk dancing appropriately for us her first ever surely probably public
education in one break down drunk so we got rid enough and trouble oh wait
there's a little jail here can't go in here but there's nothing in here they
do it at that camera angle to this one try to save now key on I found the
I find a safe key or a...
Spend time with a heartbeat, and I've seen some shit.
These facial animations, they're recorded in people's faces,
so they look weird, it's because that person's face is just weird.
They screen capture their faces.
So if you're making fun of the animation, you're like,
your face, the animation is so weird, like, that's just my face.
Locker, sir?
Sometimes devs in these games use the sounds they're just ear piercing.
Like
Charlie
Tonight is that
It's close
What even does that to a person
It's like someone's scared of the death.
That was like petrified or something.
Haha, Dan can't but got ya.
Fast and Furious.
Well, they're extra wide because they have to let the camera get through.
So, uh, is it just me, or are you getting a real strange feeling right now?
Brad looked like a guy who likes to talk about his feelings.
You look like a mess on wheels, Chuck.
I am the only one.
Yeah, Chuck.
Good company.
Let's just get up on that.
Yeah.
Fun.
Yeah
Frickin Chuck Chuck is such a Chuck, you know Dean
I'm fine
My chair I'll be fine
curator the curator of stories
stories of love and hate greed and beauty life and
Death
stories such as this one. I'm here to record the story you choose to tell. You see this tale is only part written and the choices you make will complete it and determine whether the lives of those with whom you are interfering continue to flourish or whether they are snuffed out.
You see, we each make decisions according to our own moral compass.
And we have to live with those decisions or die by them.
But you shouldn't fear death, it is, after all, inevitable.
It is the tax one pays for having lived, and it comes, eventually, to everybody.
Still, none of us want for it to come too soon, do we?
As in life, the actions you take matter.
The choices you make will affect others.
I'll be keeping a close eye on your progress.
It's not my place to interfere,
but I might be persuaded to offer the occasional hint.
Here's one for free.
There are pictures in this world that can show you some possible futures.
If you can find them and study them,
they may just help you to make better decisions.
Or should I say, decisions that result in the outcomes you would prefer?
That's all for the moment.
We'll talk again soon enough.
We'll have the opportunity to account for all the actions that you've taken.
You've made a decision and we'll give somebody...
...what he gets us from seismic stuff!
Woo!
Innocent.
Is he really innocent?
No one's really innocent.
Rather, you lose boyfriend and secure.
He looks like that. He's insecure. What?
Have we got enough?
If we run out, we can always call for backup.
So uh, look, I've never been down there before.
Down?
Water?
Diving?
Maybe you could show me how the pros do it.
Are you serious?
Uh, yeah?
I mean, are you serious you came out here without taking any lessons?
Uh, kinda. Yeah.
Why would you...?
I wanted to. I just didn't have time. I had to work all summer.
Oh, fair enough, fair enough.
Whoa, careful.
That dive cam is like super expensive.
Not super broken.
Julia and Conrad are, you know, how do I say, super fucking loaded.
So, they don't sweat the whole stuff, man. It's not cool.
Don't make me regret letting you tag along.
Wait, so they're loaded so we can just break everything and it's fine?
Dude, you know I'm not like the best around new people.
Whatever. I'm shut up. I'm shy. Brad
You're not on this trip because you're my bro. I mean
we're my brother, but I
Mean like we're buddies, you know, I'm kind of
This I hear the fucking hang cool out and kick it. What the fuck are you taking?
Let's just kick it and be legends man. What are we kicking?
All right, amigo Calvary's almost here. Oh, sorry. I'm a little snappy. I'm just
The new medical school would be stressful, you know?
Total shocker.
And man, the long-distance thing, Julia, it's been rough.
Ooh, long-distance in college?
It's been, like, two weeks.
Huh?
Yep.
Right on cue.
What?
Conrad doesn't think we have enough for you.
Ah.
I guess I keep these in an underscores location.
Yeah.
Like, are you gonna put them in summer to keep cold, or...?
Hey, so, uh, can I get your input on something?
Yeah, what?
It's, uh, kind of a big thing I'm trying to make a decision about.
About finishing med school?
Are you not wearing shoes?
No, but it's just kind of a big life choice, you know?
I don't know what's the right thing to do.
You sure you're ready?
Give it some thought.
Consider all the permutations.
I'm Julia, there.
Oh, sorry.
Connie, this is Alex.
Oh, it's all right.
Iceman.
Watch it, sis.
Lady Killer, right here.
Gonna finally meet your comrade.
This is Brad, by the way, my little bro.
Hey.
Bradley!
I feel like I already know you.
I've heard so much about you.
Yeah.
Uh, we're leg wives.
Hey, man.
Wanna crack a cold one with me?
Every second
I love beer. Love beer. Those are huge bottles. What the hell?
Right on radical I like the cut of your ship call me radical
You ever do any diving before?
No, actually.
Never done it before.
Water Virgin. Nice.
Water Virgin.
I'm gonna pop your cherry together.
Let me jump.
Uh...
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Where's the old crust bucket skip running out?
Hello, Fliss.
I'd invite you to make yourselves at home.
I'd invite you to make yourselves at home, but uh, so is everybody on board and ready to go?
Started that and moved it so fast. What the hell?
Oh, we're down one beer. Oh good start. Good start, buddy.
That's it. Get it all out. Yeah.
You, uh, wanna go lie down? Yeah. You know, maybe I should.
Good.
Yeah.
Little boy.
Ganging out all that doesn't help you, you still can dry heat, but I mean...
Let's see those hot packs.
What about over here?
That's pretty far out of the way.
I'm just thinking about backup targets in case we don't find anything on the dive can.
Listen, to be honest, I've never heard of this wreck you're looking for.
Usually these things are crawling with divers.
Yeah.
This one's different.
I'm just saying, if it gets too late, I know some nice places where you can just take, you know,
Nice dive Brad did his homework if he says the wrecks here. It's here. Okay. Look yeah, right?
I don't have unlimited daylight
I'm gonna go help Conrad and Julia with the camera. What you got?
feast your eyes on this
Brad's calculations were right on the money always bet on Brad kids of whiz we should thank him
Liz we found a plane. Yeah. Yeah looks like World War two. We are ready to dive
Uh, technically we should call this in to Port Authorities as an unreported wreck.
Well, technically.
Are you sure you don't want to do this the right way?
Wait, are you saying we shouldn't dive?
The right way.
Come on, what is this, kindergarten?
I had to bring it up.
If we just go down and take a look, who's gonna know?
Fine. As long as you're quick.
I don't touch anything.
I just can't wait to be the first one down there.
there can you imagine untouched you should be ready to get you guys in the
water in a few I'll set up the tanks the boys will do the final checks take a
look at the camera see if you can find anything useful right out hey maybe you
should check on your bro oh yeah let me check on my bro wait for Julia to
finish preparing the tanks hmm oh what's in here
I'm your way in.
The binoculars.
Looks like ocean, ocean, ocean, ocean, more ocean, more ocean, some ocean, some ocean,
and some ocean.
Although I don't like the ocean because it's kind of eager to be my friend.
It's constantly waving at me.
Constantly.
a little gap in the tail take a look okay gap in the I see it gap in the tail there hey back
yo man we got some good stuff on the camera yeah you did
are we done talking i'm just going to you
turn around a little bit don't mind me just doing my thing don't judge
almost got the gear good to go so thanks again for springing for the good
stuff nice to be able to do it right uh-huh mm-hmm what you know the size of
my bank account is not in a competition with the size of your penis right you
obviously don't know how men work they always will be if it was a competition
I still do pretty good, right?
Well, if you adjust for inflation,
you gotta say, not too happy with our captain at the moment.
Wait, what?
Seriously, where does she get off pitching about us?
She's making a small fortune on this trip.
Yeah, not that small.
Rules are rules. I get it.
But what's the big deal if nobody finds out?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
All right. I'm gonna get these rebreather set up,
and then we'll go through the final steps together.
Cool. Just holler at us when you're ready.
Nope, nope.
Hold on, camera swap, that's over here.
Police site DuBois, um, 1903, so she's, uh, 38.
She looks damn good for 38.
Um, the infrastructure, uh, identified in the rear is the best kind of class of the deadlifts,
especially since we're at the National Federation.
Yeah, she looks damn good for that age.
Uh, rules for diving. Keep yourself fit.
You know, your vitals always use the buddy system.
Check your gear. Can't read the other ones.
You know, we have rules out here for a reason.
You guys got to respect that.
Uh, yeah. Sorry about before.
Everybody's just the little...
We've been planning this whole thing for a while now.
I get it.
But there are rules and laws and customs.
these rules are all pretty basic stuff how much experience do you have with
these kind of dives I watch the YouTube videos therefore I'm an expert just like
chat that's a couple of weeks over the years I'm a expert but you know
experienced if this is your first unreported rec then you should know
there's a very specific protocol you have to follow for all you know this
This could be a war grave. Disturbing it would be illegal and immoral.
What would be disturbing and illegal and immoral would be not giving me your number, baby.
Fine. I get it. How much?
Oh, don't know.
How much what?
How much money will it take for you to stop breathing down her necks?
This is not about the money.
You know what? I can't stop you.
just respect the rules down there don't do anything stupid that'll get my ass in trouble
i'm sorry i did that was that was not nice
let me pick up this thing one best
i missed an interaction right here
what does this thing do? do you know how to use that?
uh i could turn it off no not really
you might want to just let it do its thing well i can turn it off
Want me to turn it back on too? I can do that too.
Something about a bathroom. He must have taken a big ol' um
something. What's up? How you doing?
Sorry, that Bruceki got the better of me. You had one half of a beer.
Hey, all part of the adventure.
Sorry for putting a damper on things.
No worries dude.
Take more than that just to screw up the trip.
Let's get some rest.
Come back when we're feeling better.
Well, I'm just a little slank.
Guess that I can't go in there.
Alright, let's go back up here.
I'm sorry, I, I...
Hey.
Hello.
You know your brother can't handle his drink.
Uh, just a little seasick.
I'm impressed you found this wreck, really.
Well?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Jeff, thanks.
Thanks, ma'am.
I guess we're friends now?
Let me look at your work.
I think we're friends again?
Is she a Dan Flynn?
No, I don't know.
Okay, so this is the rebreather.
Way cooler than a regular scuba setup.
It takes all that CO2 that you'd normally just exhale into the water,
and instead it gets totally reused.
Then it reduces decompression talent on your lap.
Recycling!
of the art. O2 check done. Where you gonna check your O2 first?
Thanks for sending me straight. Okay you little clown fishes. I'm gonna go see what
Fliss is up to. Little clown fishes?
I've been for a first meet. I mean that is, I'm taking it though.
I got the bank stick. Bank bank.
Oh! You ever have to use them? On a shark?
No. Just remember the rules. Take that thing.
on camera I'll take the wheel let's get it before photo she's got the weirdest
expressions I don't know if it's the game animated her like you know like
like rudely or just her face.
Oh my God, this is so tight.
She looks like we're gonna land south of the plane.
Hey, a souvenir would be cool.
It's not like one tiny little thing would hurt anybody.
I won't tell if you won't.
It's a little bit of uranium.
I'm gonna have to sundown.
Yeah, that's how it'd be.
Whoa, that is like way bigger than I thought.
Damn. It's pretty intact too.
This is a fucking remarkable find.
Let's swim around a little and find a way in.
Howdy, Captain.
You fancy a pint with your second command?
You are not my second in command.
Third in command?
No.
Fresh in here, cabin boy.
Still a no.
You're well-paying, gashingly handsome, seafaring client
to requesting the pleasure of your company over a frosty amber liquid.
Sure.
Why not?
Is it even good beer?
Pretty nice ride you got here.
Where'd you get the cash?
You know what's helpful like to ask a lady about her money?
Fair enough.
I was just thinking about buying a boat myself
and I thought maybe you'd like to point me in the right direction.
It would be my...
singular pleasure to help you part with your money.
Oh.
Uh, you know what?
I'd better spend some time keeping the Duke of Milan
in ship shape.
You're literally just floating here.
Weather looks clear.
looks clear out to keep an eye on those clouds that's like a hurricane what what
is that swirly thing there oh it's getting mighty crowded out here oh okay
a boat is out there this is Dan a chat over to Dan the chat this is big daddy
Dan over I'm just checking in to see if you guys are doing okay over yeah
Don't forget to type cap in a chat.
We gotta hit our quota for the hour.
Or damn cap.
And don't forget to click that sub button,
because Prime Gaming expires, you may have forgotten about it.
Use it Amazon Prime. Take it. Over.
Duke of Milan, 20 miles north of the coast, over.
Inquiring about guidelines regarding an unidentified
sunken wreck in this vicinity, over.
Any tabbering with a wreck identified or not
will result in prison or fine, or both. Over.
What Roger that thank you over what are you reporting the finding what is the nature of this call over?
Nothing to report
Accepted by clients are over privileged and over packed out for adventure and without a clue put a mert qu'est qu'on fait over
Sounds like you got your hands full over
The seat
Hello again little blip
What's she doing all the way out here?
Yeah, a little blip. You're very close. I don't like that
classes
put that away
that is not your everyday wreck
i hope those clowns don't get me in trouble
well let's see if we can
see the uh, ship that's near us
they can come in this way
and it's getting foggy
and things coming
i wonder if she'll see the same thing
or if it's a different one
no she didn't see a thing
it was just
just a photo.
What the heck is that?
Police de bras, account number, dear Mr. de bras, this letter is a form of case that you
were at default on your obligation to make regular payments on your personal loan.
The loan has a remainder of $24,000, oh god.
Look, there's a boat.
What's that about?
That is not the coast guard.
So we're not under arrest.
How should we handle this?
feels off just be quiet and don't see anything stupid okay don't like this
this man it's not a problem what do you think like ten bucks cover it whoops my
bad let's make it 20 as well you think it's more like 30 I can do 30 all right
you guys drive a hard bargain but I'm with you here let's just throw in the
whole pot you're throwing it into the water daddy's a lawyer you better watch
Watch out, got my studio live.
That just showed an opening.
Conrad, really?
Really?
The rear turret.
Oh, good on ya, Conrad.
The turret, we can get him through there.
That did- I wasn't expecting-
Ah, fuck.
Oops.
We dangerous.
I was prepared for a QTE already.
Uh, ladies first?
Wait a minute, blood in the water.
Can I just take a second to say,
Holy shit, Alex, we did it.
I mean, can you believe it?
Premonition says stop eating cheeseburgers if you squeeze them there.
You have to take your gear off to get in there.
No.
How old is it?
That pipe's pretty tight.
What if you get stuck without your repreeder?
What?
It could be emotes.
It's the next big emote for Chad.
We need it.
I'll be fine.
It's the only drawing.
Seriously?
Am I dead?
What's happening?
Move a little, Edge Lord.
Edge Lord.
That's saltwater. How are your eyes open?
Wouldn't that burn?
She's gonna look like Dan Suffer.
I missed it again!
Got it.
What chance did you get that?
I can reload.
Oh, no, fine, see?
No problemo.
Yeah, we're cool.
Searching in progress.
Area 1 clear, area 2 clear, area 3 clear.
This is a rescue plan.
The last US base, this nation obscured.
Woah, it got the lore.
That's why we're on their way to help out a ship.
Risking. Sometimes you gotta let Rish Kulak to get the lore.
Secret found.
All down the fuselage. That's gonna flip when he sees this.
Yeah, remember that hole you might go to prison if you touch the wreck?
Oops. We're definitely going now.
Check it out. They reconfigured the bomber out to hold lifeboats.
Interesting.
First, they load the people up onto those things, and then they shoot them out.
One of the rescue boats is missing. Think they were using it?
Let's see what else we can find.
Is he okay? Okay, so check.
Back in the day, we didn't have phones to store our pictures on,
on so he has to like print them out and either keeps them in a locket or a wallet
um then that's what that is okay thank you to our governors yeah I'll sit around here
that's where we came in that's a locket we're around your neck so you can have
pictures every loved ones always there's a shark come at me shark what
I dare you to bite me and eat me.
Hey, I'll say.
Oh, okay.
Why are you fidgeting?
Uh, we wanted to bring something up with you, but it's not the best time.
Oh, you had something to raise with me, did you?
It doesn't matter.
Let's get back up to the top.
Seriously?
What's going on?
Nothing.
Yeah, but you're spitting out.
Tell me.
Just forget it.
I shouldn't have said anything.
Come on, man. We've really got to get up top. No, let's
Tell me how much you love Julia. We're coming back up over. You can press here
so
We're deep-pressing now just a few more seconds. Okay now cool. Cool, man
Everything's all right. I'm grilling. Why is there money? There was a little uh mishap
With the barbecue
Jesus looked like the whole boat was lit up put that other boat these fishing guys came by and ran into the dive line
whatever who cares right what I want to know is what you guys find well we found
the plane and it is huge full of cool stuff unfortunately we did not leave it
as pristine as we could have what why the dive line actually there's no cockpit
anymore for starters well that's just fucking perfect you're getting to know
these intrepid adventurers then Alex and his little brother Brad trying to
swim with the big fish both seem out of their depth and Julia the love of Alex's
life and he the love of hers what about Conrad a bold fellow you might say
asshole so maybe you'd say arrogant yeah and then there's Captain Fliss strong
Fourth right? Stubborn.
She appears somewhat immune to Conrad's charms.
So far at least.
Let me reassure you, you helped them to make some decisions that will value nature in them.
You're doing well.
Yay!
Best player.
Okay, we're starting our session guys and I gotta take a quick break.
I run the bathroom stuff.
We'll be right back in just a minute.
Alright, welcome back everybody. Let's continue.
And since he was drunk he forgot to bring it to us and he just kept on drinking and he drank all of it
It sounds like you had some experience with this kind of phenomenon. Yeah, I've been studying it for years. I'll go look for him. Oh
We found a bullet lodged in the plane. Huh? I left it below deck if you want to check it out
Alex you're like an open book with a 50-point font. I can read you from a mile away
Some things up. I've just been a bit distracted by something. Julia
Are you happy?
Well, yeah. Of course. Why would you ask me that?
I guess. I'm just kind of anxious about, like, our future. You know?
What's next?
Um...
I think we've got a long and happy future together. I do.
Yeah, because you're pretty much the best thing that ever happened to me.
I love you, Alex.
Mmm, you know where everybody is.
I'll go get them. Why don't you just chill out here?
Hey, you see my brother? Or Fliss?
Uh, no, I got distracted.
Let's go get him.
Sure.
The boat's like 10 feet or cross.
How would you not know where they are, you know what I mean?
Which one is, uh, you know, where the magic happens?
The magic?
On behalf of my family, I'd like
to apologize for my brother acting like a horny fifth
grader.
All right, it's OK.
I can deal with children.
Oh, yeah, beers just get them now
Now that everybody's here let's take a look at the navigators pad we found maybe we can figure out why the plane was out here
Where'd you put it? It's in your case. Okay, I'll go get it. Hey
What's that you all right?
It seemed kind of preoccupied.
No, I'm good.
Sorry.
Let me know if I was out of space enough.
Oh, our photo!
What does the accident mean?
We can't do any more diving.
Let me just say this once more for the record.
Go to the language super dangerous, obviously,
and once as illegal.
OK, so many cool photos.
You just have to lie about it forever.
Or else we're going to jail.
Well, my life is...
This is almost like heaven.
Oh.
We're going to get tomorrow.
Put that on my Instagram.
Yeah.
Seemed a little too dangerous for my blood.
Yeah, we're going to play Little Hope tomorrow.
And then we're going to play The New House of Ashes,
which launches on Friday.
So we'll play each of the games each day.
Doesn't tell you not to be such a wuss.
Hey, got the paddy yet?
Sorry, I got distracted.
I haven't even.
Let's go get it.
I haven't even started walking that way.
I'm sorry.
Got it.
Let's go out.
Wait, I wasn't...
Come here, Vixen.
Oh.
Easy, Tiger.
We should get back.
Right here.
No resistance there.
All right, everyone.
Check it out.
Manchurian gold.
Who wants to find some sunken treasure?
So what do you think, Ham?
Coordinates?
Those are coordinates, alright. Maybe the plane's destination?
You think we could get there by tomorrow?
It takes a couple hours if the weather stays steady.
Wow. You find anything else?
There was a flight plan on board that seemed to indicate it was a rescue plane.
Yeah, that makes sense. After the war, they turned long-range bombers into rescue planes.
And then this plane must have been shot down because it was riddled with bullet holes.
I found one lodged in the fuselage.
And it was full of life rafts and stuff gotten shot down before they could deliver all the rafts.
There was only one missing.
Reckless all of you. Excuse me. I told you to leave everything down there alone. Oh, come on. We've been through this already
I'm not talking about the law. No. Hey, they were respectful
No, you did whatever you wanted whatever you took it was too much
You're right. We should have been more careful. That's not me. I'm sorry. Yes, it's you as you did it just now
Okay, maybe I
Don't know you
You should have never gone down to that plane in the first place. It's bad luck
Oh, you think you can scavenge down there and it makes no difference
But every single thing you bring back has an essence. It's like a ghost you invite to the surface here we go
Oh, I never thought about it like that. He never heard much of anything. Well, maybe I never heard about such cool ghost stories
They're not cool ghost stories
Not like for fun
People drown in these waters and you have to respect the resting place. They have stray
Fred you got a fun go sir, right?
Yeah, I heard a story. It happened right around here too. Let's hear it. We could all use a good show.
Yeah, like, um, someone like died and then, like, a ghost haunted people or something?
Let's hear it. I bet you can spin a good yarn.
It's kind of messed up, actually.
Scared away a little, bro.
Okay. Here goes.
this story is true it had happened right near here in an old lighthouse classic
set-up wait true story would you hear this if you need to know it's ripped
right from the running pages of the terrifying ancient in-flight magazine I
was cruising on our way here the lighthouse stood atop in a toll isolated
from the rest of the world a lone beacon in the night a sailors respite
The lighthouse keeper would hear the waves pounding the rocky shore.
One misty morning, he comes upon a woman, covered in blood.
She's stumbling down the beach.
He hurries to her aid and she falls into his arms, sobbing.
As he hurries her back to the lighthouse, he asks, where's she's from?
He doesn't waste any time, smooth.
He of the one-track mind.
The woman answers, I live here in the lighthouse.
My parents are upstairs right now.
Of course the lighthouse keeper says that isn't so of course. He's lived there alone for years
And the woman becomes hysterical and his sister parents are upstairs
So they go to the top of the lighthouse and there if you're sounding the same for fresh
She's a man and a woman brutally murdered with an axe always an axe
I mean do people even use axes anymore? I'm just reporting the facts cliches and all
Chopped up into little tiny giblets. I have an axe so gross
Okay, so who did it the woman says it was my husband and she turns to the closet
says he's in there I asked the husband and that's why I've always been a
little weary of marriage so the lighthouse keeper creeps over to the
closet opens the door and sure enough there's a man inside but he's
cut his own throat. Horrified, he was closer to see the dead man's face in the dark. Closer.
Closer. And he sees, it's his own face. And then it's eyes bulge out and screams.
Ah! So gross. Hell, super twist. Nice. Nice one, Squire. Oh, come on, that wasn't scary.
I think you told it better last time. A good effort.
Okay, you've all had your fun. We should all turn in. There's some weather hitting, aren't we?
Uh-uh. No, no, no. Because according to standard vessel regulation, we're all required one more beer before hitting the A.
What regulations are these?
It's standard issue regulatory institutional protocol subdivision 1099.
Uh-huh. Where'd you read that? The internet.
Oh, so you found a website that tells you to drink beer under every circumstance?
I'm just following orders, man.
I'm into this website.
Have four good buddies.
Ha, ha, ha.
It was a dark and stormy night, Chad.
Nuts with my other hand, and I didn't have time.
I'm snacking on cashews over here.
Wasn't expecting a cut, see?
A UTE.
Hanger too, or she's gonna be mad at us.
Well, I'm sorry I was snacking.
I'm sorry, Chad.
I missed a cut.
I don't think it makes a difference, but we missed it.
I think so.
Bad news. I'll see if it's getting worse.
The bad news is these are kind of...
Maybe the fisherman had this off earlier on.
I can use? I don't recognize them.
Confirmed. They're such an idiot, Jesus.
You were dumbass.
What are they gonna do to us?
Make me Dan Crane.
Get out of here.
No, I'll teach you.
I hit you lightly in your leg. Ha ha.
You're out of here!
Nobody knows you're out here, little lady.
You're all alone with us now.
Let's make the most of it.
You gotta go fuck yourself, you piece of shit.
You're the little lady.
Kind of deserve that. You were an asshole.
I mean, he's no angel, but you were an asshole, like, to him.
I don't get it, man.
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Yes, man, with life, sir.
Anything you want, sir.
I think they're gonna hear.
They have an influence.
This place sure seems to be getting buddy-buddy with them.
Did you see my brother?
Once we get Julia back, then we could take him by surprise.
Fuckers!
Language.
They saw him pounding on the door. I don't-
Are you okay?
What did they do to you?
I'm fine. They didn't touch me.
Our parents.
What?
How much money they have.
Mommy and daddy will save us.
Just have to wait and see what they want to do with us.
Pirates are going to rain some day.
Jesus.
Eight seconds.
They miles away.
They came here on a boat. Maybe we can take it.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a speedboat.
The main guy here. He's got a gun.
If we play our cards right, we can catch them by surprise.
Hello, Alex.
If you can distract them, I can sneak around to the speedboat.
The dude with the gun won't even realize until I'm long gone.
Seven seconds.
I can get out through the window. Gotta break these off first.
Too loud. I'll hear it.
We're gonna break them during the thunder.
I'll go through the window and get the boat.
You guys distract them.
Conrad, just stay focused and get to the boat.
Okay, let's do it.
Six.
A thunder?
A little chunker.
I hit the button.
That's bullshit.
I hit the button.
Remember how to stay.
God damn it.
Right here.
Six.
Don't let me.
There's no final checkpoints.
I hit the triangle and it didn't register. I am so mad. I think it saved too quickly
Unfortunately, I am so mad as I press the triangle. It didn't work
What kind of game does he have my god, well, I couldn't afford that guy for too long. He's too expensive
Sit down over there right here
sit
now
Shut up! Or I'll stab you in the head!
Ooh!
He also aimed that with one eye too, like...
Which one of you is gonna tell me about this...
...Manchurian?
Well, it's nighttime on a moving ship.
Don't worry, Desi Max, it's not fun to watch, I won't do that to you.
He'll hear himself.
Cut the fuck off!
There's no arm in just talking.
You wanna talk?
I'm just gonna say it.
Sorry.
Where's this guy of yours on this?
She and these guys, they travel in the same waters.
What?!
The captain, they barely laid a hand on her?
I bet you told them about the Manchurian gold.
They're in cahoots.
Can't believe what I'm hearing.
I just lost everything I have, and this is what you think?
You're all in this together.
This is a trap, and you'll set us out of this home!
What a cork in it.
There's a cutie right there!
I love this storm, it's gonna last.
to read chat and to include QT is an unexpected QT at the same time.
Lipsync is fine, try refreshing him, it's a decent QT.
That's that really chat, okay?
Then they just won't unexpectedly pop a QT out of nowhere.
So let's discuss it really loudly next to these guys.
I thought this was a movie. Oops.
I'm supposed to click stuff?
Do you have to rub it in?
I pressed the button.
It even lit up when I pressed it, but it's just too late apparently.
Yeah, go grab your stupid blocks.
It doesn't even have a candle. What the hell?
I am I'd like to offer you some forewarning of what's to come
Tempted okay, then we will turn to the bard for inspiration
The merchant of Venice act to scene seven the prince of morocco pulls a scroll from the eye of a skull
And reads
All that glisters is not gold
Often have you heard that too?
All that helps thanks
Anyway, now that you've reached the point of significant distress,
I presume you're eager to get back to your story.
But here's the thing.
Everything may not be entirely as it seems.
Probably shouldn't have said that.
He's very dead brain.
Like, he's way too smart.
He's way too smart.
Oh, God, I hate animals.
No one's seen this giant-ass ship floating in the ocean.
They're fed. I hope we have attended shots.
We're in for a lot of trouble.
It's a couple.
Sorry.
I'm a bitch!
What if that had a story and element to it?
Damn it!
It's my goddamn stream!
It's like a chat like,
went into the game,
but stop reading this!
There are just two zombies and stuff.
And it's a me.
Stop with this reading thing.
This whole place is a floating...
Move it!
It is darker than chat's humor in here.
Thanks to camera angles.
Who are you, poster?
Did you dare to look depth in the eye?
I did not sign up for a trip to Creeptown.
Creeptown?
What is that?
I'm all fell off.
These guys gonna do this now.
Hey chatty, how you doing?
Living on top of a good day today.
Nine day, um, eleven days left in Hormone.
Unless you're watching and recording of this and you're like,
lol past and doesn't know what day it is
Speaking of that if you're watching this as a recording and order month in 2022 or later
Be sure to click the item we're trying to sell down there or over there or up there or there
On the screen or wherever it is pick that buy that if either subscribe or follow or
Something whatever we're calling it now do that thing and then
And don't forget to follow our face tube or switch book or whatever is happening in the
future.
Yeah, be sure to do that stuff.
And how about that big game release that happened last month?
Can you believe how that game was?
It was so...that game, you know?
This video is so future-proof, my god.
I can't go this way anymore.
Nope.
That's completely future proof. Can you imagine? Can you believe they re-release Skyrim again? Damn
I didn't think they could make it look like that run on that platform
We're still waiting on Granthoth Auto 6. They keep making DLC for five
Something that sounds good
So I was talking to
Give me a sandwich. I've been here for 30 minutes you've been eating the whole time
Eating what?
This is gum. I'm not I'm just chewing. I'm not eating it. I'm happy to get doing this the first part
It's green gum. That's why it reads green dot. Let's see
To private on you you're covering Patterson's guard you smile. He's a sick
Sick again. It's always with a garden is in hole 3a
First swim water check the charge limitation William Ford copy AMS
Again, this is the third time, so none of us like it down here,
maybe medicine should buck up, just down with it.
Fuck the city!
Okay, all of you.
2400 is military time.
It'll subtract 12 and it becomes the AM or B of time.
If it's above 12, all of the 12 is just that number.
It's pitch black in here!
Give us the light!
And 2400 and zero are also the same number, so...
Okay, I make that QT.
What is this fucking place?
Manchurian gold.
If asked to have something to do with the Manchurian gold, we're not far from those coordinates.
Maybe this is the ship that was carrying the gold?
Guess it's a possibility.
We can't just sit around.
We need a plan.
Conrad went to get us help. We should wait for him.
We need to call the Coast Guard, but the Duke's radio is shot.
We gotta find the radio on this ship.
I'm worried about Conrad.
This shit
He's great
What's the status of the Duke I?
Saw one of the goons take something out of the boat
This trigger cap makes the engine work. The Duke of United floating brick without it
We need to get it back
While those guys are up hanging from ensuring gold or whatever they think they're gonna find in this floating coffin
We gotta take advantage and look around for a way out of here.
Fliss, I just wanted to say that I might have gotten things kind of wrong back there.
You think?
Excuse me?
I may have kind of prematurely come to the conclusion that maybe, you know, you're
working some kind of side deal with these guys.
You were Dan Rooney.
Whatever.
But, I mean, obviously that's not true, they're being just as bad to you as they are to us.
So...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Allow me to translate.
He's saying that he's sorry.
Well, I...
Hmm.
Well, your apology is kinda accepted.
Cool.
No?
Cool.
Why would he accept his apology if he was an asshole?
S.S.
Shit, mask got aww.
Doggie!
Nothing better have happened to the doggo, or I will be pissed.
Do you think this shit was?
Do you miss Jay Riviera?
Hey, baby doll, I miss you like crazy.
Three months till my next leave and jumping into your arms.
Three months!
I've been on some shore leave with the guys.
How do you miss them?
Don't worry, I'm keeping everything ready for you.
If you catch my drift.
How's work?
Hope that boss of yours is leaving you alone.
Now you can take care of yourself,
to help us being so far away and I want to keep you safe this guy Miller I think
pretty spooked I get a lot of time think about to think while I'm guarding the
cargo holds it's dark and spooky down there some of the other guys have seen a
figure roaming around but always got you with me to keep me safe too I'll be
with you soon and get a job as a mechanic and we can get married and
have two kids we'll be happy together forever love you so much Miller X
Okay, then how do you plan to kill the other characters or haven't you decided yet I?
Pressed the button and the game did not register it therefore the game killed him not me
I will not kill anyone else because I haven't killed anyone yet
Okay, maybe I didn't shoot the locker, okay?
Maybe that would have worked, but I don't think I would have saved him because okay, maybe the I pressed it
I'm not talking to you chat for like 10 seconds to punish you for your
Autacity
This is very strange
Glasses in wire, what is this device here? What could this be?
How strange? Too bad I'm not streaming this to anyone that I want to talk to you or else I would talk to them about what I'm playing
Okay, it's been 10 seconds. I'll talk to you again
Promise I'll be free. Okay, don't look on that. It's like the exit or more go back. I see more
I wonder why they all left it behind?
Horse gang land, shelling of 1947, I'm just missing in Iraq.
24 British argolas have gone missing in the Zaragoze Mountains of Iraq.
The Hogston expedition arrived at the Kingdom in September last year with the Zeta Globe
unearthing the relics of the relics that i can only almost see it relics of iraq's rick
it's on the the texture iraq something something something something
Do you think you're in prison?
We're in prison.
We're all rich if you close it.
And if you do what I told you to do.
There's something wrong here.
I don't know, this place is weird.
Olson, we're just going to get out of here,
and we don't find ourselves in these fucking fucking dead bodies.
And we're in prison.
It's too far from here.
For what?
Close both of them and go home.
Sounds like they're not getting along too well.
Hey, I found this letter that was never sent.
Okay.
Well, I said there were rumors about figures roaming around the cargo.
Figures? You want to be more specific?
Look, I'm not really sure what he meant.
All I know is that I just get this really creepy feeling like something terrible happened here.
Something is wrong. I don't like it.
I don't like the single thing about this place. Not at all.
I found this note, it was back in the bunk room.
So it says that this guy Patterson kept playing sick, getting out of bar duty when he was supposed to be in the hold.
I guess he did it like a bunch of times.
Anyways, it doesn't seem like anyone liked it too much down there.
So what I'm gathering is the crew and they were pretty creeped out by whatever the hell they were carrying on this shed.
I just wish I knew what the fish are made of.
Back on the Juke, I overheard them talking about the Manchurian gold.
I really don't think they had any of this planned until the gold caught their attention.
We need to watch them closely. This could go from bad to worse if they don't find what they're looking for.
So, what do we do?
Look, we need to either find a way out of this room, or we need to be ready to make a move
when those fishermen come back.
Okay, well we're not going to do anything from in here.
We need to keep looking around and try to find a way out.
Be careful.
Let's loudly discuss our plan with them right outside the door so that way we don't surprise
them by do.
So we make sure that they understand what we're about to do.
Thank you, uh, Steepo, for buying a t-shirt.
Enjoy the warm-up t-shirt.
This was glasses for Indiana.
What was that?
There's so many secrets!
So many things to find in all of us.
It's like a talent tree.
Saw him run a wheel.
Try to be careful. He's right there.
Can I talk to you?
Strip!
Not gonna work that way.
Ask him while I was making sure the dog knew.
I don't think it does anything this yet.
Unless we can take something off of it.
I don't think so.
What do you think?
Can't get it open
Over here we can bend it up and get out of here. What shape the ship is in
This old deck could be blocked
You want me to just smash through this wall? No? Oh, yeah, sure big man on campus
So much created distraction
This is gonna be loud
Wait, wait, maybe we should try barricading the door instead now. Let's distract
Smash it! Never find us now.
Come on. There's gotta be some stairs around here.
Maybe you should put some shoes on too. This ship looks very rusty.
To all ship personnel, ask your guard duty regulars to do their special security caution on a mission.
Additional procedures must be adapted for the soldier in guard duty.
Double guard duty on all doors and all watches.
No talking. No playing of games. No streaming on Twitch. No smoking. No alcohol. No gambling. No prime gaming. No fun. No hope.
Guardian personnel found breaking any of these regulations. We've met with the sternest of punishments up to and including court martial and or 10 to 20 bans.
but we still won't permanently ban you because you'll bet you'll win last night.
Uh, by order of Captain Ford, guys, nobody's allowed into, uh, the...
3A seriously, nobody.
No fun at all.
Oh, back up.
This room was creepy.
Bunch of really...
Jeez!
Maybe this is what scared everyone off.
Rat jumpscared on Friday.
Today is Wednesday, so that's in two days.
Hey, already!
Because I am DanSGaming,
I already have it, but I can't stream it until uh until Friday for you guys.
I'll have to stream it, but I have it.
So if it's as if I don't have it because I can't use it yet.
I could play it privately, but when you're a streamer as long as I have,
it's 12 years now, like...
It's just like you saw yourself as like...
Weird.
Hold on I see Laura
The point of having it so that you can prepare content ahead of time like if you
Are a youtuber you can make a video on it, you know do lots of
You can make videos like that and get those ready ahead of time so they can publish on release day
There's freaking ghosts in here or something
But I'm assuming early they could DMCA you they could and more importantly
They could never give you an early code ever again. So that's bad. I don't like these
What the fuck? Did you see that? Dear Ellis, I'm finally coming home. This is it, darling.
One last trip across the Pacific and I'll be back to you and the girls. I can't wait
to see your faces. Tell Ned and Nancy to get excited. They're going to see Daddy real
soon. Ned and Nancy? Okay, both starting with an N. Tell Ned and Nancy to get excited.
They're gonna see daddy real soon.
He's got gifts for y'all.
I'm sure glad to be back at the sea.
It's hotter than an Oklahoma summer out here on land,
and there's no escape from it.
I've been all right,
because I got you letters to keep me going.
They censor them, which is probably for the best,
because sometimes the others steal them to read,
you know?
I don't like them reading our letters.
I know.
Jesus, what's next?
I didn't get through the back.
through the back. It really creeps me out. It keeps telling me there's a little boy on
board and it sounds like Ted. I know he's just messing me, there's ain't no way. No,
we gotta still wave our obskies and fart you slick, now the war is over. I bet the
weather's spit out, but it shows what a place can do to a guy. I think he's a real clown,
though. I gotta go now, honey. There's some commotion outside. That usually means
I'm about to be real busy for a while. Well, right again soon, Robert XX.
Well, this was Robert's last trip. He was one trip away from retirement, and he did.
That's how it works. But in there now, huh? Was he writing that letter on the shitter?
He must have been, since it's there.
Comments made it?
He can be pretty fortuitably, but it's mind-blowing.
But it's not really the answer.
Well, then I'm sure I think Comments made it.
Oh, great.
Yeah, if he survives that bullet wound.
Tuna?
Yeah.
Something moving around.
In our big truck.
In 19th, I identified problem areas with structural brittleness
and cracks in sections of cargo hold one.
I instructed our shipwright to carry out the necessary welding repairs.
I buy the cast and the go easy, especially in back weather.
Any aggressive movement could cause the ship to break its back.
I responded to a complaint that some electronic equipment had been malfunctioned recently.
I discovered growths of tin whiskers around some of the components.
I cleaned and added lead to the solders which stopped the equipment shorting out to slow down the growth.
Wait, was there anything else?
Was I able to turn the page?
Is it the first four months I can catch President and he'll have a future check?
Well hello there, Aidenville.
Oh I can turn the page.
June 21st, I got to a thorough weekly engine room inspection of fuel, oil, and fluid which
showed lower levels of cylinder oil than inspection. I reminded staff in the room to be attentive
vigilant with their hourly checks and alerted the engineer if there's any loss of pressure.
The ship was caught in a heavy electrical storm which began shortly after midnight.
Lighting strikes have caused a lot of electrical arcing traveling through the hoisting cables.
the loft deck which has left damage.
The grease has boiled up and destroyed some of the cabling.
I have received reports of the main problems caused by storm.
Our alleged growth moment.
It's likely that 10 Whiskers haven't helped the matter.
Despite the rough sea, they have no reports
of any structure damage, however.
I'll have to work through the night
and make the full damage assessment.
And I thought there was a soldier there,
but there was a little lady.
That's a rat skull.
Ooh.
What the fudge?
Say the 12.
The skipper has caled the booze for this whole goddamn trip.
Nothing like being sober to make you realize just how quiet the ship is.
There was a fight between those dumb schmucks, wills and manors, right before we sailed.
But Ferris, who's working on some sort of wheel, nipped that in the bud real quick and
has been quiet as a church ever since.
I got talking with a fella who would help float up the ship, told me they put a bunch
of coffins on board, which isn't so weird maybe.
They said there was some guy who made sure the coffins were all put in one of
hole just right real precise not the treatment you get if you were any old grunt it got me
thinking who would it be in those boxes friday the 13th what booze was a bum lost booze was
a bum lost breasted he felt drunk after four cups but i said he was taking talking maloney
it was like ditch water breasted they made some hooch from the splice it looked meeting up later
at 6 to check it out. Saturday at 14. Just heard one of the guys here snuck a look at those boxes.
Gonna go find him and see what he saw. Maybe he can help me get in it to take a look. It's all
said, he regularly sneaked me in. We're gonna take a look tonight. It's all off. The guy who
was gonna help me get in the hole has been signed off sick. Definitely thinks he's some kind of
plague, which might be true, but Miller says it's something else. Something weird about
that place. Miller's kind of a twitcher. Wouldn't want to be caught in a pinch with him, that's for sure.
That Tuesday at 17th, Presid, the boys made more hooch. Two bummed out to sneak and try some,
but what else is there to do? News. New batches worse than last one. Never listen to any damn
fool idea from Pres ever again. Last night I was on duty with little bullsits, and god damn
he didn't creep me out. He got spooked. Started battling about something, started to call Jones
to it in my a jungle reckon that Jones and his crew were the ones in the boxes
traveling home like just like us saps see the look to Jesus they there it was
just like the guy in the port said all laid out real nice old glory over one
each one it's if Jones in there if if it's Jones in there they've done him
proud good old uncle Sam wouldn't leave any of us out there he'd make sure we
all come there must be there must be one more page they just sort of
stepped. The damn controls in this book are special. There must be one more page, but
there's no more pages. It's kind of like cut off. Must have died right now. Well, you
gotta read the board bits. What tells most of the story in these types of games?
Man was pounding my head against a glass. Yeah, this one takes place on a
ship where hundreds of sailors all died at once in some horrific accident.
They started playing this game, this board game called Jumanji or something. Cover it up!
That's bait. That's bait.
You suck. Yeah, I'm sure. Don't.
Olsson!
Yeah, I tried to hear what was going on.
I don't pray.
I want to know where the others are.
What was that?
You were in a distance. That's why we didn't get us.
She just...
Bring it out!
What was the point of sneaking at all? I am so mad at her.
What the hell?
Welcome back everybody. Let's continue in this dark corner over here.
It would be nice if after you beat it, you come locked like a free camera mode where you can walk around and look at all the environments in 3D.
If they even rendered them out. Alan level, thank you so much for this fight.
Oh, good God. Why do I need to see this now?
To all crew, Area 7C has been granted to a temporary chapel of rest with Reginald the Voyage.
All crew required to be silent or respectful when passing the section 7C.
Signed Corporal Moore Chaplin dropping a QDM AMS.
The signs here, no.
Hold on.
So that's why it looks so similar.
Not only this game is quite as good as I'm told on.
The next game in the series, Little Hope's even better than this one.
First, Little Hope will be tomorrow and then the next day will be House of Ashes,
which is a brand new one.
We've been here before.
I don't think so
I swear we've been here before Alex. Have you been leading us in circles?
That's the kitchen man. I'm in here yet. I
Would remember because I like the kitchen. That's where the food is
So do you remember them as if you know your way around the kitchen? Please relax
Just messing around
Well, let's be honest chat still probably better than your cooking jump scare time
God.
Alex?
What is it?
It's for yourself.
What would even be like still fleshy at that point in a ship that's been here for like
60 plus years?
Like wouldn't everything be dead already?
The food would have ran out a long time ago.
It looks like beef or something.
Hey!
According to this, today's beef jazz rule.
I love beef cattle.
It says if everything just ground to a halt on this one day.
The whole ship just stopped functioning.
Oh my god, crisp bacon and scrambled eggs?
Grilled bacon and hash brown potatoes?
Ah, braised liver and buttered fresh peat?
Eugh, no.
Wait a minute, Tuesday is just cereal.
Just cereal, okay.
Boiled eggs as breakfast, boiled halibut with potatoes, fresh lime with roast beef,
home-fronted, everyday beans with salt poured, cold roast beef with salad,
and spiced beef cream with beef on cornbread.
Wait a minute, creamed whipped beef? What in the hell is whipped beef?
Roast lamb with new potatoes? I wonder if it's like chicken salad with beef?
I'm busy with that. We shouldn't be screaming around right now.
Maybe it's not such a good idea to start giving them knife fights.
Yeah, you're not a warrior.
You're a spoiled person who...
Does this get you yourself killed? Don't even bother.
We'll try to dance stab somebody and then it'll just make them get it killed.
Because one of the guys has a gun.
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
I think they make creamed chipped beef.
Okay.
All these dishes are probably...
I've been at sea long and I'm sick of that damn fool already.
The muck we ate, the damn food already, the muck we ate tonight was a joke.
The cooks do their best at what we got, but I'm sure, I'm sure, but I meant I've killed
some of the fresh.
First thing I'm doing when I get home is having me a tall glass of cold milk.
One day off of the US papers was talking about that massacre in Philly.
It's crazy things how we were out here traveling the world trying to keep our country safe.
People killing each other on the streets back home.
I sure could use a beer to read about a home by the cabs issued of ban on booze.
Guess I'll be counting sheep tonight.
Some of us guys have a little wrestling competition today and the cargo holds.
I did okay, but Wagner eventually knocked me out of it.
I don't think it should be as qualified
and kind of his size, but no dice.
I'd take a whole crowd of people to pin him down.
I'd take a whole crowd to pin him down.
Certainly, even the same as the rest of us, that's for sure.
June 20th, the first Saturday.
I'm sure the cargo we haven't hold
has something to do with the squad that went missing.
Their leader, Jones, heard a legend
about a room full of ancient solid gold statues
from a Manchurian child emperor.
They were said to be cursed, but that sounds like a load of bologna.
I don't know if they found them, but they never did return from their mission.
Maybe they're returning now.
Gold statues.
It sounds like they stole cursed gold.
Now the ship is under a curse.
At least it is a good day for a curse.
Stabbing him?
Uh-oh.
Someone stabbed Ben in the chest.
This is ready.
What's not right?
I know I saw something.
It was moving in the shadows.
We just rats.
That's all it was.
Don't fucking laugh at me!
I'm not freaking laughing at you, Miss F-word.
Geez.
There could be kids watching.
I apologize, Chad, for her rudeness.
I'm sure that we're going around in circles.
Who do you want me to turn around?
We've seen all this before.
No, we have not.
It all looks the same as the giant ship.
No, this isn't working for me.
what gross caskets and crappy chapels not my scene you know you're right it's
gross and it's crappy you gotta get out of here too sweet okay so can we just
get the fuck out then yeah once I invest it's insane human I mean was it
That was human deal with this place
Now leave leave leave
Brian the arms guy who cares where they're from or where they're going they're dead and we're not so let's keep it that way
Did you please hurry please oh my god
You were almost as bad as chat when I'm trying to play a game and read stuff
Look at this one. Like for a kid or something.
I don't want to know. Let's get out of here.
How about this one?
Got some serious locks in these caskets.
Why would they be chained and locked?
Zombies. That right there, my friend's chat, that is smart.
If you chain up the confidence, the zombies can't get out.
What's the matter?
Something's back here.
What is it?
What?
Are you trying to freak me out?
Can you just get out of here?
But it was ahead.
For once, I got ahead in life.
Sorry, Chad.
I was getting ahead of myself.
Probably that.
I'll have been there even five gifts for Chad.
Woo!
Thank you.
I know, I know.
Every time I do that, you guys
Dan Cringe or Dan Blank, I'm sorry.
That's all X.
Doomsday, thank you for five gift stuffs.
I was making that sound.
What's that?
That? Do you not hear that?
Why so spick and span?
Very nice and neat and prim.
This is no time to be fucking around, I'm serious.
I can't take it.
Because sometimes you wanna touch it.
Even though it's naughty, you do it anyways.
What's back here?
Any medicine we find in here is gonna be old.
You've heard aspirin
aspirin
You got a lot of problems, but a headache ain't one
I'll be a reference to me mister. I just do that. Oh my god
I'll chat come on why?
That was so lame. He's truly taking my job and making crappy jokes
That's what the chat pays me for
for. You make the awful jokes all day. I was trying to take my juror behind you. There
was something there. Or was it just... no. It looked like the bull behind was in
Rack of the Notes, just the way the UI looks. Well, she went that way, so it means this
way must have secrets. Was that guy stabbed with a spare of scissors? I can see it
now he's still all these years later I'm gonna be fine I got this I'm okay I this
is great I'm gonna turn be just fine looks like you got a friend you can't
see that yep change of course having some sort of black sludge
Cliff Ford okay, so this guy had in the site is which is pretty routine and then
They got a massive heart attack, which is not routine at all
hashtag nope nope hashtag nope. I think she means Dan no
Then nope
Or Dan no verse
So it's like they both died of fear
At the same time
So those others so nice to eat though cause people to die at the same time of fright
Middle surgery on her under anesthesia
All right chat all right all right I'm streaming
Okay, I'm streaming chat you don't have to push I'm going down the hallway
Hey, entertain us, Trammer. Keep going. Don't stop.
Leave that alone.
Yeah, can't I arm myself?
Come on.
I just wanted a weapon.
You don't even know what you're doing.
You just do whatever it tells you, don't you?
That's kind of how grunts work, man.
They do whatever the boss says.
Even if, like, like an uncharted thr-
an uncharted 2, like, the building is burning on fire.
Everyone, we're all going to die if we don't get out
of the building.
Yet, the boss told us to shoot this guy, so let's still fire at him while we're about to die.
You know?
Let's have a firefight in the middle of this fire that's gonna kill us all.
Gruntz just follow orders this hallway before.
Your place is cursed.
Something seems wrong with that guy.
Look at this.
Wait a minute.
Me, Dan.
Me, Dan!
What are you talking about?
I don't want to hear anything from you.
Did he shout at the ocean? Orson.
I said ocean.
Please, you don't have to do this.
That never works.
When has that ever worked in any sort of movie or game?
You don't have to do this, you don't have to murder us.
But I want to.
You do right here with us.
I mean, you die out of ship, you go stays on the ship.
There's no idea what you're talking about.
He looks like Dan P.
He's just really excited.
Look how excited he is.
Friends go.
I don't know what the fuck this is all about.
But we gotta keep moving and find Olsen.
Now.
Do you have an apple? I want a-
Olsen?
There.
Orson?
What's with that?
I need them for a trophy.
I'm sure he's fine.
Sometimes you're walking around a creepy ship and just decided to freak out and shoot and shoot everywhere.
You can look at the... oh my god there's a hot babe on the wall.
Now snap, look at this.
What? Is there a wizard on the board? What the f*** is there for a wizard jet?
Did anyone have evil wizard in a probe on their mingo card today?
That is not... oh my god.
I was expecting something to jump up and scary. I wasn't expecting to already be there that that caught me off guard
This has this is going so far. I want to see if there is something
Anyone else that they're like me where you like to try to find you try to go the way that's not
Progressing the story so that way you can get all the items and stuff
Looks like the other way is the right way
So I try to go the way that's not our way so I can kind of get the items more and stuff
That's locked, so it's not gonna work.
It would have had to come back anyway, but now I know for sure.
The aggravates me the most is when you go down a way you think is not the right way,
and without any warning at all, it advances the story, cuts you off,
you can't go back and explore the hallway, you know it's there,
you know there is something really cool and secretive,
and you can't reload, you go back and get it, you get real mad.
That happens so often, the trail of sadness, this room.
That scares me more than the ghosts right now.
Watchstand, Reed, Miller, Davis, Urban, Patterson, O'Neill, O'Neill, Strictly, I know I'm not
afraid to get you to guard the area as I only post till you are received by an upcoming
watchstander.
I heard something, I didn't see it, was there, did you see anything?
Very cautious about stabbing anything.
Perez, Rex Perez, Boston, Massive Pete.
I forgot Brad existed.
Fuck, alright, alright, let's go.
It's been so long since we interacted with Brad.
I thought he was there.
I was a little more sick now,
so he might be a lot of sick.
Yep, Dan popped, Dan popped, Dan popped.
He's not wearing shoes either.
I love it just me, but I don't like walking on barefoot
in places that are, you know,
rusted, dirty, and very old.
Who's there?
He just can't be good.
Eggs?
You saw legs?
Are legs there?
Well, that's nice.
This is locked, probably.
I asked Julia to make us emotes like, days ago.
I found her bracelet, so they were on the right track.
Did anyone see Julia?
I'm so vanished.
I have no choice now.
Can you just say shit on a shamrock?
US General Infantry.
I want to make an army of babies and call it the infant tree.
This is a picture of Twitch chat when a loud scare happens
on stream.
Twitch chat, I call this piece chat during horror month.
Perfect. Wonderful.
How is the power on on this ship that's like 60 years old?
It's been rotting in that sea.
Do we chat? Do you want to?
Okay. Oh my god.
I was like, what does that say? I can't read.
Then they got me with that gas mask.
I can use a gas mask.
So if I need a quick hit of copium, I got it all at any point.
And also, this section's been going on for a long time,
which makes me think that you probably
missed the optional route.
So let's go back this way.
Because you're missing something.
You're missing something in the back of my mirror in mind,
and I want to go grab it.
That's OK with you guys.
Figure out how doors work.
Go in that side door there.
If there's Lorne here, this is secret that says,
cover them.
Fighting between crews, started by private Wagner
and now I'm tested about spreading across crew.
Please advise.
Oh, I hate that expression, please advise.
It's something of how to just sound so passive-aggressive.
They always just use it in business emails.
The worst is per my last email.
Oh, look, it's very common.
Not the first time I've seen that happen.
It happens.
How's it do since after it wasn't her?
A lot of them might be blessed but nope.
It was the hammer wielded in one-eyed pirate.
Pirates are some of the worst spent friends.
You always get into arguments with them.
They are good at plundering booty, so there is that too.
So it's a give and take.
This whole section is like jump scare galore.
Defend our future.
Join now.
I have a logic problem with this.
Why is there an advertisement to join the army on a ship of people in the navy who are already
in the military?
mustard gas smells like garlic mustard horseradish smells like geraniums there is this guy that
got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray in the army and he's now a well-seasoned veteran
maybe they're through here let's see what's over here first what's the name
It's like a cat!
Yeah, but a cat on the left.
One out of fifty shi-
Oh no, shit.
Tom, it's your ass if this gets out.
See that it's done.
Uh, to all field officers,
show the locks that are fixed to caskets as soon as they have been located at the water purification project facility.
These caskets are classified. They must remain locked and ignored old times.
No person on the unit should have access.
Walter Bishop.
That's weird that you would have caskets locked
in padlocks because they're classified.
What the hell is going on?
Can you shout out Future Chat?
I heard they're big fan-ears.
Hey Future Chat!
Hope you guys are enjoying Horror Month.
Or if you're watching this on the YouTube's, hope you're liking the video and commenting
and subscribing.
But let's be real though, current chat's best chat.
I mean, I'm sorry.
Office?
Oh another spoiler picture.
picture your current chat what if you were pre-recorded and someone's watching
the video of your life you ever feel you ever like forget why you are somewhere
when you go there what if they fast-forwarded it you just forgot because
you just were like it's off this area most likely hearing this I'm not hearing
this skeletons skeletons skeletons the scoundrel guys some sort of
altercation. Skeletons? First Officer Fisher, we have one skeleton, Dan Point and Dan I
and Dan I too are also skeletons. First Officer, yes we kept the form of the radio situation.
We attempted out going missing the Fallen Tides in response. For a dollar he told me
his secrets, ooh, trophy, we were able to pick up indirect message traffic until 0410
However, there has been no further incoming message track at all since that time.
It's possible that the radio equipment is faulty.
I mean, investigation didn't expect to be able to provide you by 300 hours private
Cooper.
Put a wrench in someone's plan.
You're not supposed to be out here.
I'm not supposed to see this.
You did.
Just above your head.
There's something else over there.
We've got to know in the body.
Let's see what else.
And the door.
But the door is just...
Julia?
Zombies.
Nope, just...
Yeah, John.
I love that.
He sees one skeleton movie and he's just like, I got it here!
He's not dead yet, though.
Something special about that bullet is, the shot.
So pretty.
So comfy now.
Made a sound.
I heard a sound when it did, like, this reminds me of the, like, the shining, the aesthetic
feels very... 70s.
I always get the last note.
Is that a dead person?
What?
That was very nice makeup!
I managed to use like...
Thanks! No fuck everything about that.
I don't do dummies.
Jolly Jack?
Oh dear god.
He's like, chucky.
Looking like being cute over there.
Okay, so this room is full of creepy stuff.
This place is...
What happens if we open it again?
Curious.
Don't like that at all.
Cabal should silently assemble in no more or fewer than five true individuals of sound-minded spirit.
It should number three female, two male, first-born, face obscured with hood.
No, it isn't important to the sorcerer and the spiritual well-being.
flocked up before the festival of Arka Mahali, hand-ridgula Thoreska to his perform to went
awry with demons by means of kambal. The pentacles shall be drawn out and each member shall stand
at each of the five primary points. A lady born of the sea shall be rendered unconscious in place
at the center of the pentangle. It is from there that the assemble should recite the
the incantation of sorrows. The sword in hand with an elixaltation, all exaltation possible,
as is written. We five stand at the foremost points, we are yet close enough to touch.
Pentegram, the five-star great power turning ninety degrees to your to describe universal
out the critical of this faith. Sword forward and using rinse, turn degrees to describe
the Osvernal Sigil constitutes the with reference turned to face nor the exaltation exclaim.
The sword forward with exaltation exclaim, the pentangle is sacrifice, page 34 each
member takes a step inwards, then is still in the stance of ram, recite unison, we
are one and so is our lord, oh soar us with this weak sacrifice we ask you to
cleanse our aura. To rid us of the demons that plague us, we spilt the life of man in
your honor that we may ourselves worthy of your trust. Only when the Incan lete should
defy converge upon the Estron, each member should in turn to rid the unfortunate body
of its unclean blood, dagger, skull, blood, tree. The body should be transferred to a
a casket of thick wood, with head as symbol by your flock at a timely time, as the remainder
of the evil that can infect and worry, and the power of sorceress to keep all safe.
And so the ritual, and no longer should spirits, the vests of roommate you.
Okay, so a weekend ceremony to purge demons.
Okay, of course.
What's that right there?
What's going on here?
A beautiful little fountain.
It's going on here.
Beautiful little fountain.
I just don't stab things blindly.
The third song of the series, it comes out Friday.
That's our plan, it is today.
Playing this one today and then Little Hope tomorrow.
All those two of them, huh?
We gotta get away.
He's still around, that guy.
He's not seeing your Twitter.
What is happening?
Yeah, it's me, come on, let's go.
He came out of somewhere, he disappeared.
We could hear?
I think, yeah, I think we'll be all right here.
It's clear to have taken a turn towards the spiritual, wouldn't you say?
Exactly, but sure.
Have you figured out what's going on?
How to stop it?
How to save the lives of your poor unfortunate stowaways?
Yeah.
You will.
Although it seems the ship's previous occupants never managed to.
Quite a lot of deaths that night.
Let me help you out.
Give you a little hint.
Well then, how can I put this?
There may be forces at play here that are more scientific, and even some that are more political, you know?
Less supernatural.
Perhaps you've started to realize something about everything, and everyone, may not be quite what they appear to be.
Well, aren't you excited to find out what your poor, unfortunate, some making of all this,
and how you might avoid any more unnecessary tragedy.
Go on, back to it.
Speak soon.
Thanks, sir.
Everything OK?
What are you talking about?
Back in the cargo hold.
You know, you ran out screaming your head off.
What?
Are you OK?
Perfect.
What the fuck is going on with this shit?
Because I got to be honest, it
It feels like there's some, like, evil, like, literal evil going on down there.
Let's just stay calm.
The an evil?
I'm relatively sane about this, okay?
The stuff I saw, it's like there were these old soldiers and they were bodies, they were
dead, but then it came alive and that doesn't sound that crazy right about now.
Alex wasn't the only Alex.
What are you talking about?
There were things walking around with his face on them.
Alex's face, it was horrifying.
It's just so ugly, Julia.
I've never heard she.
You know that, right?
No, I know. It's just...
This can't all be happening.
Maybe like one thing could.
But not all of these crazy things.
It's too much of a coincidence.
There's gotta be something going on here.
What can we absolutely be sure about?
What do we know that's real?
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Did you see the gold? Anything?
It might be time to accept there's no gold here. We'll have seen it by now.
What do you think actually happened to this place?
No idea.
I saw 1947 on the newspaper.
Am I crazy or are we on a ghost ship?
I guess that's one way to look at it.
So according to this letter I found, the guards here were absolutely terrified of something on the ship.
We found a note that said a bunch of guys tried to get out of guard duty because they were really freaked out by something.
What happened to everybody on this ship? Where did they all go?
You can smell death everywhere. I stuck a tune.
So where'd all the corpses come from?
Apparently, getting scared to death is an actual thing, because I'm pretty sure that's what happened to these guys.
We know more than we did before. That's up in at least.
We're wasting time. Whatever we do, we have to do it now.
Time to get off the ship.
We're not going anywhere without the distributor cap. The Duke needs it to run.
Hold on. This ship's gotta have a radio.
Yeah, we can find it and use it.
That's great, but do you think it still works?
Just need to find a way up there.
And how is the power still working?
I know, what kind of a question is that?
Where'd the crew go? Have you not seen all the bodies this later? Like...
You didn't connect those two things? No? Okay. Right.
Welcome back, guys. It's time to find out some more story bits, please.
We gotta get off the stamp ship.
No shit. I think we're speaking clinically totally effed.
Uh, we're a little backed up on our YouTube stuff, it'll be uploaded soon though.
Like Danny and all those stuff will be saved and uploaded, don't worry.
Oh, sir.
I know it sounds crazy, but maybe it was these guns that took down the plane from our dive.
Yeah, that's the same type of bullet.
They apparently went crazy.
I think the mystery on this one was a little too easy to figure out right away.
Could he use these if they weren't Swiss cheese?
That Macy's sound very busy.
I'll find a way up.
Sadly, no, but...
I'll keep my eyes open.
Yeah, it's helping.
You're sitting against the side there.
That's helping us find it real fast.
Thanks.
Gas mask instructions.
Always sure your mask is fitted before
since anyone else with theirs.
You detect gas or hear the gas alarm.
You got panic.
Gas! Gas! Gas! To warm anyone in the vicinity, hold your breath.
Attach the gas mask carrier placing the bag under your left arm.
Hold the shoulder sling over your right shoulder and hook it into the bag.
Hook the belt around your waist.
Move your helmet.
Pull the mask up to your face with both hands.
Put your chin inside the mask.
Then pull the mask of your face with the harness straps over your head.
Move any potentially trapped gas.
Close out the alevel, breathe out sharply.
Push any remaining air out of the mask with your hands.
Check for leaks by tightly squeezing the flexible corrugated hose with your hand and inhaling.
The mask should crumple around your face.
If the mask does not crumple, there may be a leak.
I'll readjust the mask and ensure it is snug to repeat the breaths above until the mask crumples
and ensure there are no leaks.
They think they're gonna get me to wear a mask?
I got rights!
Oh, um...
Must have been moving some pretty dangerous cargo.
Let go of the hole.
Let go of the hose.
You may now breathe as you normally would, replace any hardware, and close the carrier bag.
You may now revash only when you're told to save, but try to do so.
Right as the mask opens slightly and smells the air.
Instead of gas, just close the opening and repeat the process of closing out without breathing out.
Should I believe that you should be able to shut the gas out of your mask and once you remove the mask,
replace the mask with a plastic-coordinated hose in the carrier bag as you found it.
Then with the carrier, if it is loanable,
you're required to prevent fast development of the source link.
Gas is only issued in the event of a gas leak.
gas leak. Slip down that little hallway over here and see if there's anything in there.
Just be going saying there is no hallway there. Well now if anyone in chat needed to know how to
use one of those gas batches now, you know. You learn something new every day. I think this is
our way up. Give me a lift. I'll pull you up. Are the others coming too? That man must be like
300 pounds of muscle. She's strong. Bad much, but. Ambient with the 96 month resell.
So that's a big one.
96 is 69 in reverse.
So nice.
Or should I say...
E-E-S-I-N.
E-S-I-N.
She looks like she's playing a lot.
Oh, I guess I'll just walk the other way.
Sorry.
Over here!
Push!
Wait a minute.
Are we sure it's not a pull door?
Why does that want to close so badly?
Someone shot that guy!
No, but there's got to be a radio on this ship. There has to be.
Not exactly confident about our chances of survival at this point.
You're trapped in a life or death situation, and...
it's probably not a good idea to tell everybody.
I'm not sure if we're going to survive this.
That doesn't put the right mood out there.
You know?
Maybe...
be a little more positive.
Something's wrong here.
If you were headed to San Francisco, you'd be crazy to take this route.
It's almost like they didn't want anyone to know they were coming in.
Like I didn't seek out in the ocean?
Well, they'd go that route, unless they weren't going to San Francisco.
They were going somewhere else.
The ship was blown off the course, the cloud cover was bad.
They couldn't establish a position.
Uh, heavy storm, poor tube, had a set of light and stripes,
Shallow waters location known see if it's definitely charted and they've been established death
Reservoir to commence search called off have you thought over yet?
I
Hear the radio somewhere
How could this still works like it's been floating at sea for 60 years and some now yeah, that's gross
Looks like this for sucker fit it right in the middle of his message
Made a call broadcast radio contact imminent attempted Morse
uh SOS many crew dead. Hmm, it's not pretty desperate. Aw, I died. Aw, that's sad. Take a look. No fricking
way. This thing actually still works. Well, radio science hasn't changed much in seven
years as long as there's power out in the world. It's the numbers. What do they mean?
8 6
Right one more military
If you can hear us we're on a ship an old freighter our coordinates are approximately
12 degrees 30 minutes south a hundred fifty one degrees 20 minutes west. Please get here now. We need help
Huge and old. This has got to lead somewhere.
It's the story of this game. It's a massive plot hole.
We need to get that radio working.
I think someone should wait here in case a message comes through.
I'll go. Obviously.
I can do this.
I could be the one to go.
If you're sure you're up for it, I believe you got it, bro.
Yeah.
I'm coming too.
Hey, what?
What?
Julie, no.
I'm not my bodyguard. I can take care of myself.
Whoa, whoa.
If Julia says she can handle it,
She can handle it. Case closed.
Yeah.
Okay, Julia.
We're fine.
You and I.
Let's go.
They're buying a shirt.
That's right.
Don't worry.
They got this.
Great start.
It's great.
It's going wonderful.
Already.
Are we okay?
We're okay.
What are we going to do?
We're going to have to find the generator.
If we can get it started, we can power up the radio.
Okay, we'll wait here by the radio, here.
That a lighter?
What is this, 1947?
What is that light?
After you.
We're playing as Brad and okay, we're dead then.
It would have been hilarious
if they went in the holes and I got this
and died instantly jumping into the hole.
Now we can stay hydrated with a little dance step.
Sir, you fell to the lower part of the ship.
Therefore, yes, you're in the lower... you fell... it...
Okay.
Top statement.
I think we're lower than we were before.
I wish I could actually, you know, enjoy this.
What the hell are you talking about?
Any other circumstance.
You know, this place would be the coolest place to explore.
Like, since the girl couldn't wait to dive a wreck.
It's Michael Cera.
Hmm.
I've been the son of somebody on board.
Two pops come back soon.
Jesus.
That's not Jesus, sir.
The dead scientist.
He's probably smuggling a T-virus.
Uh, John Patterson, Private.
Uh, Garland, Texas, 1941.
Total service, three years, five months.
History case, malnourocious.
It's not the direct result of his own misconduct.
It was a current line of duty.
I requested Prider's enlistment, no President Bush for service, probable future duration temporary,
that he would basically be close monitored and referred back to preventive checking in one week.
Factors followed, and I saw Private Patterson today, who attended Sick Bay.
During that visit, I observed signs of severe distress, consistent with evidence of panic
I observed in the same soldier during his watch two years earlier this week.
I requested Patterson see me today, as I believe his panic was to be accompanied by vivid and disturbing memories.
In the past, his master continued his duties as symptoms appear to leave him after his guard shifts.
He claims these symptoms are very unusual for him.
Private Patterson is a fit, healthy young man of 25 years with no medical conditions and exemplary military career.
He was able to calm down during the course of our meeting and test for speech, reactions and memory in decision making.
All of here normal. Clear case of COSR.
What is COSR?
COSR, what does that stand for?
You want to chat now?
Uh, Koot Okras Saving Rice?
What?
This final...
Asked chat for help as they all give me lies.
Operational Stress Reaction, thanks.
It's codeworddansgaming at gfield.com.
Now THAT is something to remember.
If you're watching in the future, that may or may not still work, but...
You don't know.
But hopefully it still does.
What's up, the OG?
Good place to find a generator, right?
I think I can just...
Wait!
Hey!
On your bare feet?
Yeah!
Oh, I can move without discussing this.
What's that fat thing?
It was...
Wait, did you see it?
Um...
Uh-huh.
Hello?
Okay, okay.
Um...
I guess we'll hide.
So hide some of the things, but...
You're not.
Yeah, I think we're all going crazy.
I think it might be from that...
Fog.
Why would the fog make us go crazy?
That fog was fucking with our heads.
Maybe that's what happened here in the first place.
Why there's nobody left on the ship?
This couldn't have anything to do with the plane wreck we dived.
OK, so the plane was a search and rescue.
They came out here because the people on this ship
said to distress people.
We know that.
But I guess at that point, the fog done its damage.
And for whatever reason, they shot the plane down.
I mean, who knows what the hell they were thinking,
or thought they saw them?
Oh, god.
All right, let's get going.
hallucinogen gas
Linden engine works Rotterdam, Netherlands Netherlands diesel engine 1734 year 1920 type
It's amazing that if it was like some sort of chemical gas how it still is just as effective
Dry clothes. Yeah
Corpse recently
Too recently. It could be anywhere
We're just wasting time. Let's go
The fog is some sort of a loose engine gas and it causes everyone to go crazy.
Do you know what they're hinting at? Or basically spelling out for us?
Anything over here before we go too far?
Engine room telegraph log.
It's been adjusted.
It's getting important to relieve me of watching your late-inches running on standard speed
with no specials, no minutes or hazard issues.
That's an envy of sober and compost mantis disposition to hand over watch at 2400.
The ship is actually anchored.
Received to anchor in shallow water.
Staying wide with the anchor in the middle of the ocean.
It's sensed.
The dive suit is just here.
So we breathed her!
Yay!
The fisherman must have bothered over if we would take him alive.
You think it still works?
Looks like he's got a little juice left.
Maybe a couple of minutes?
Should we bring it with us?
I mean, it's heavy.
it's just gonna slow us down nah take it are you crazy and the ship is submerged could be a life
safe yeah let's not take this life-serving advice about us
The distributor can't read those subtitles.
I'm all in my shaft, deciding on them we're sharing all that food.
There must be plenty of that to go around, more than enough.
And we're all in this together, right?
Trying to cut me out of the teeth, then I'm gonna be left here.
That's the side that was pointed to.
Lock it or something.
Lock it! Oh my god, lock it!
Exactly!
Please tell me we're safe.
Yeah, we're safe.
Yeah, totally. I mean, these doors are meant to withstand all sorts of...
Stop.
About we just go now, though?
I said, no changing!
Just... nobody has to get hurt.
You think I wanted to hurt anybody?
I didn't get a choice in this to die.
It's in you too, isn't it?
Isn't it now?
It's changing.
Stay away!
Stay back from the mist!
What?
Complete it!
Complete the mist!
Can we beat the mist?
What does it do?
It's life, bringing things to life that shouldn't be allowed.
It's inside now, inside with us, now.
Please just calm down.
It's in one of us, isn't it?
Put the gun down, now.
Why would you say that?
Why are you telling me what to do?
You know, something back there,
maybe a mist or fog, maybe?
We held our breath. We did not breathe any of that stuff.
All fancy diamonds. What do you expect me to buy that?
We have everything.
We have it down here for hours.
You've been holding your breath this whole time.
We've been using it to get the mist out of us.
You know? We could use it on you too. Okay?
It's in me. I got the mist in me, don't I?
Down in your dick, dude.
It's in me, isn't it?
It is, sir.
I can't see it. You're alright, man. There's no mist.
I can all see it in the kachu.
It was just lying!
The mist is inside!
The man that tried to kidnap us is dead.
Oh no.
Anyway.
I'm gonna check the next level.
There might be some more gear down there we can use.
Uh...
I'm not going far.
Straight by the radio.
Well, the story is getting very mysterious right now.
There's a big guy.
He had the distributor cast.
The curator's right there.
In the background.
Did you see him?
He was this way.
Or did I breathe in the mist?
Do I have the mist?
I'm gonna go talk to him, but I think I missed the chance.
This must've been what we just heard.
Does it matter?
We need that distributor cap.
Here! He had it all come to this way.
That looks super fragile!
Please jump Alex.
I'll have to find another way around.
You find some shoes too while we're at it?
No?
Okay.
It looks like he darted either
died of old age or some unauthorized personnel owned with course but they restrict your top secret
Harold Fisher Walter Bishop Tom Conner Harold Tom Walter military tellage says indicate that
Sergeant Jones and five of the police have gone missing during the reconnaissance mission at the
water purification plant our men in the field have been able to make contact situation there is
grave it is not known if they've been if they've been captured or if they are alive
whether their last home decision was approaching the plant and then they went silent
The planet's high security, they're expecting you, of course, but they will restrict your movement around the planet, so it may prove difficult to look for Jones.
Primary eject is declared, but your second eject will envisage the destination of located Jones as men, and get them back home.
You must be vigilant and very concerned with your personal safety at all times.
The country's with General Henry L. Razor, US Army.
I don't just get lucky.
His clothes are getting a little ratty. You might want to wash those.
It was Fliss who was on a monster.
We're hallucinating. We don't want to stab ourselves.
This is time for a new plan.
If I stab myself or her, she would've been dead or I would've been dead.
We don't do anything. We're trying to trick you into killing people.
We'll do another plan sometime where I just murder everybody.
He's just on vacation. He went sailing for a couple of years.
The Duke's not going anywhere without a distributor cap. So neither are we.
Yes, I can figure it. We got a couple days. Maybe more if we can collect some rainwater. I always kind of knew I would die on a boat
But not this shitty boat. We didn't tell the military though
Or if we saw too much and they're coming to kill us
Somehow there's a giant giant massive goddamn ship and no one's seen in 60 years floating in the ocean
Unattentable by any radar or sonar anything, but somehow no satellite, no one's solid in 60 years.
Over.
Close the gunner's shoot you low.
Why would you wait in your garden?
One's happy, yay!
Everyone's alive.
You don't understand.
Well, maybe not everybody.
Just how crazy it got down there.
I mean just how fucking out of control.
We were trying to get the Duke back from those men
Conrad took the speedboat and tried to get help
It was their speedboat the fisherman
Connie made a run for it. It's just trying to get help. Congrats. Fine
Conrad's fine
There are a bunch of rich dumb American brats dad. No fucking clue what they were getting into. Yep
truth
Speak your truth. I fucker that took her boat
I thought there was gold.
If you wanted the gold, that's all this was about.
There were things down there that, you know,
they shouldn't have been alive, you know?
Kind of things that can make you go insane.
Does anyone know what happened to Conrad?
He's my brother, and I...
I just need to know he's okay.
Please, I just need to know.
I tried to warn them not to mess with the dead.
I tried.
Menturian gold.
gold. Well that turned out to be quite a bit different than we expected.
He's fine. He's okay. He's just taking a nap, okay? He's not dead. Clearly he's fine and
just wanted to get some eye work done.
That's it. Game over. You're done. For now at least. You could always try again, see
See if you can't do better next time around. Impressive. Almost everyone survived, most.
They did survive.
Things became a little intense, but Alex kept his nerve. Well done, Alex. Well done, you.
And the distributor cap? Boom.
It's all about decisions, isn't it? Decisions made in a hurry, in a panic, made with the
heart instead of the head, or vice versa. Sometimes those decisions take a long time
to have repercussions. But there are repercussions. There are always repercussions.
Will we meet again?
Maybe in little hope?
Maybe somewhere else?
But be certain, we will meet again.
Tomorrow in little hope.
It's inevitable.
We'll be doing that one tomorrow.
It is inevitable.
Won't you spare me over till another year?
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Get out of here, DMCA.
They saw too much.
They saw way too much.
I just saw someone in the woods.
Whoever it was, they're going to kill me.
This is tomorrow.
Okay, very good.
Who's there?
I'll tell you my-
2020?
That comes out like soon, right?
That came out last year.
In Little Hope there is Little Hope.
Oh, that's a good game.
It meant to be replied many times in different endings.
New story.
The diner.
It was empty.
State troopers.
Now they're scary.
Thanks for going over.
Sure.
We got a problem up ahead.
A big accident.
We had to close the road.
We're diverting all traffic through little hope.
Okay buddy?
You seem a little confused.
Yeah, I'm fine.
I just want to get these folks where they need to be.
I doubt a short delay will trouble him too much or will it's head up these road
takes you straight through the hole that's almost no time to your journey does
it's that you've any harder it'll wear weight in nothing
I've seen that deer sign 10 times
he's shy of three months
impressive I heard the first 90 days are the toughest and roughest
I know it doesn't add up, but I get something from holding on to this.
It's fine. Just a quick detour.
It's not fine.
It's all okay.
Hey, Karen, please.
Can you keep it down, please?
Do that shit.
Instead of killing one little girl, you killed everyone in the bus.
Like, dumb.
Take the things I say seriously.
Come on, sweetheart, I do.
I just had a rough day today.
Can you believe they are at each other again?
I can.
You're drunk!
What a surprise!
I just caught the game with the guys, honey.
That's it.
That's not it!
Never is.
There's talk.
Some of us may be losing our jobs.
The factory...
You've been saying that for years!
I'm more worried about Megan.
What's wrong with Megan?
She looks okay to me.
Everything looks okay after ten beers.
Reverend Cost will be back after prayers today.
It's four weeks running.
She's not right. It's serious, James.
You worry too much about that kid.
I can't deal with this right now.
Another surprise.
You can't deal with anything.
When would be the right time?
You're making a mountain out of a molehill.
Getting yourself worked up for nothing.
For nothing?
We'd had kids of our own.
None of this would be happening.
That's a real low blow.
Don't you get how tough it is?
You're not the only one who feels pressure.
The factory situation is serious, Anne.
Real serious.
Not tonight. No way.
Time to get a beer.
Tanya's late.
She always is these days.
Tanya's always been late.
Nah, not really.
Only since she's been seeing...
Him. That guy's no good for her.
All that new age bullshit.
Reminds me some creepy cult.
He came in last week.
We shot the breeze a little bit.
I like him.
That one's a classic.
Legendary Vidal.
Quit pawing at it, will you?
Why not both press give it?
Hey, Bigfoot, mind the goddamn Vidal, will you?
She's not.
Man, take some time off from being a dick
and give her a break.
OK, Mother Superior.
Why are you always sticking up for her anyway?
She's not hairy enough to be big, but...
I'm going to start climbing through the window, unless that door gets big.
There's lots of people here to get killed.
How's things?
Let me guess.
He's been pumping iron again.
They've been at each other's throats since Dad got home.
What's it about this time?
Dad's been drinking.
Who could have guessed it?
They're always biting each other.
Shockers.
Getting predictable.
Like a record that keeps playing over and over.
Dennis, for the 10 million time
In time will you shift that shit of yours up into the attic?
Some respect.
This is a valuable, rare, and sought after collection.
Great.
I think she was a marine sergeant of past life.
What's called a business?
Just being even more annoying than usual tonight.
A real jerk.
So what else is new?
That's what everyone says about their piles of junk.
Hey Dennis!
Super valuable and collector's item.
not now sis I'm busy she does have big ass feet geez hey quit acting crazy why is
it so loud you scared me sweetheart I'm talking about me now Megan like to have
a bath in peace take a break from this madhouse for a while like she wasn't
even scary just the loud ass music it was
Starling as hell!
I wonder if that is the if that's the music setting or what the jump scare
stuff hold to pick up objects are to examine yeah it wasn't very aggressive
we making tea maybe for simps that was aggressive
Hello guys, she was there to go down.
Here's the lead, pass that to the middle, he's right.
To keep an eye on your little sister.
Mom's real worried about her.
Why?
It's okay, Dad.
Tanya's checking on her right now.
You want to try raising a family like this?
The devil himself would struggle with you guys.
Check on Tanya?
So Daddy's drunk.
Mommy's pissed.
What is that?
Shroud of innocence.
Perfect distraction from this madhouse.
I must read for anyone of interest in the Salem Witch
Trials of 1692, AP Davis to Harold.
Very cool.
Shroud of innocence.
The tales of his younger streamer years.
The sequel's called, hell yeah, baby, we got money.
Little Hope Museum, $8.
I guess this game has something to do with the witch trials.
Witches.
Ground may be hidden information.
I see a tire swing.
Well, there also could be hidden jump scares.
They like to do that stuff.
It's very, very dark.
I doubt it's about a windowgut.
It's probably witches or ghosts or demon girls.
I like this house it's pretty open and dark.
Well that's not a good sign if it can't go through the door.
What if it's an emergency we gotta get out.
Where you got damn it.
Anthony I'm getting really pissed off.
You could be right above my family.
I'm so kidding.
Tanya.
Oh no demons.
I hope brat locked me out.
It's fucking freezing.
I'll let you back in go easy on Megan.
Hold on.
Disconcerter.
This particular story isn't fully fleshed out, it's only part written and the choices you make
if there was nothing new. What's happened has happened, or has it? Anyway, look to the future, I say.
Life's but a walking shadow, eh? About to enter a confusing, perhaps disturbing world.
How disturbing might depend on what you choose to believe, and how confusing on the path you choose to take.
And at number of directions in which one could travel.
We seldom have all the information that we like, but we have to choose our path nonetheless,
and hope that we get the clarity and the outcomes that we want.
As in life, your decisions will matter.
The choices you make will affect others.
You've seen how the story starts.
So, your death is entirely up to you.
It depends on the decisions that you make.
What are you? Rational? Emotional?
Do you trust your head or your heart?
There is no right answer.
Sometimes one is best and sometimes the other.
My advice for what it's worth is to thine own self be true and hear simply to record what you do not to help you.
Place. Apparently. But I am apparently allowed to share wise words from great storytellers that have gone before where I feel that that would be appropriate.
Oh, one final thing before I let you go.
There are pictures in Little Hope that will, if found, show you a vision of a possible future, something that may or may not happen.
Use them. They might help you. You have a funeral to attend. Off you go. Have fun.
Hmm. Enjoy it good.
Let us stand bless.
None of us here today can understand why this tragic accident happened.
I do.
But we can take comfort from the knowledge that families are together.
For eternity.
In God's loving embrace.
It look like no matter what you did there, one dies.
Hell, is he still alive?
What the hell's Daniel? I can't find him.
I don't know.
Instead of goofing around, you wanna lend a hand here?
How is he doing anyway?
Doesn't look that serious. Could be concussed.
Okay, Professor. Or should I call you Doctor now?
Why don't you try calling for help? Maybe the cops, someone like that.
I already tried once, but... I'm on it.
Hey, Andrew Buddy, how you doing?
Where are we?
How did he get over here?
What happened?
Yeah, the bus crashed. We're okay though, just shaking up.
If you say so.
I don't remember being in any crash.
You're probably in shock. Maybe a mild concussion in there too. Give yourself some time.
Stay here. Don't move.
Got an iPhone 12 I see.
I'll be dead.
Okay. Take it easy. We'll figure out what to do.
Cleb.
Where's my phone?
I'm hot. Damn. Convenient.
Daniel, is that you?
John. Good to hear you.
Daniel?
She's older than 48. She looks like she's like 58 at least.
Taylor, you okay?
I'm good.
fine too thanks for asking you okay down there hey John and you're not sure look
like the driver's swerve to avoid something in the road he down there by
the way nope no sign of him weird he isn't up here either can you get back
up to us looks pretty steep I see a trail down here I could try great take the
trail should take you to the road we can regroup there that's a plan see you
hey Taylor help me get Andrew up on his feet will ya wait I don't remember
anything who are you it's okay you're concussed I'm John you're a college
professor you're taking a bus on a field trip but that didn't work out so
Well, Crash wasn't on the curriculum.
We'll find the others, get some help,
think of it as a character building exercise.
Press the matching crown for the timer runs out.
Teamwork at its finest.
I had this dream.
It was so real.
Flames all around us.
It was grim.
Bang on the head must have been a beauty.
That trail, the others are on,
will come out down the road.
We'll meet them there.
We should talk this through.
Why leave the bus?
Not like we have somewhere better to wait.
No.
We could be here all night.
Our best move is to get to the others,
then head towards town.
See if we can find some help.
Where's the driver?
Shouldn't he be back by now?
The driver's done what we should be doing.
Gone into town for help.
He could just as easily have banged his head
and walked off the other way.
Fine.
You can stay right here.
I'll go myself.
Hey, Professor!
Uh-oh.
He is a professor, right?
I'm still fuzzy.
Can we sleep together? I don't wanna...
weigh on my own.
I guess he's right. We shall stick together.
I got no signal either.
Choices matter.
Must be some kind of black spot.
Or... you didn't pay your last bill.
You get that during the crash?
Guess so.
L to move.
The sidebars are huge.
Called it the professor's house.
I think you should show him a little more respect.
Wow.
You think he's smarter than us?
Hey, Daniel, you guys!
I am not a guy?
How are you two doing down there?
I'm not a guy.
But we're okay.
How dare you.
This little detour is ruining my clothes.
That's the headline here?
Your clothes are ruined?
Really?
Easy. That outfit probably costs more than you earned in your life.
My money's in the green.
Don't you worry.
Money. That's what she wants to hear about.
Hey, what is this dialogue is still awkward spirits up
Daniel has got zero signal. I guess it fell out during the crash. We staying here all night
We're gonna keep moving. See ya
Dialogue is so weird
The dialogue is late so awkward and feels forced and not natural at all. Wait. What is that?
Well, you're kidding me now what?
Looks like something of a creepy war movie
Actually, you're nearly right. I've seen stuff like this in books. It's their reward off evil spirits.
Jesus, this really is a night full of nightmares.
Yeah, that's creepy. And the crowd's somewhere, I guess?
Little Hope. Welcome to Unreadable. It says we're there abandoned.
But welcome to... Oh, Unreadable. Abandoned Hope.
you know this place no hope no I mean I don't think so you should both know
little hope why should I have heard of this place seriously this place is
steeped in history fascinating stuff no all this stuff anyway I'm a professional
academic I read books unlike some I don't like easy I can match everything
you got with just a smartphone your phone isn't so smart without a signal
I can match everything you've got with
Tell me she browses on that reddit post. I'm so smart
In the reddit form
Good to see you two
Finally
Everything okay? Sure
We took the scenic route. Sure as hell took your own sweet time. It's getting worried. I
Bet you were
Why is she such a bitch?
We can't calm down
Look around. See if there's anything we can use to break it.
She's like Dante. I bet you were.
Ready? I'll push hard from my side.
Ready. Three, two, one, push!
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
Great job, you two.
Hell yeah.
What's the plan now?
I already said I want to wait at the bus for help, not head into town like John wants.
And we've already concluded this conversation.
Not with everyone here, we didn't. We should vote on it.
No need for a vote. Decisions made.
I just realized they're all the same actors, just different characters for some reason.
They're all part of that family.
You scared you'll lose?
There's not gonna be a vote. I'm sorry, but we really don't have time to be arguing.
You'll stay here with me, won't you?
Are you not gonna vote because you're gonna afraid you're gonna lose?
They're gonna make everyone tell me votes don't matter.
Looks like me ain't so keen after all.
If you got something to say to me, spit it out.
Jon's right. Heading into town is our quickest way to find help.
Satisfied?
Sure. Whatever you say. Try to be civil. Cost nothing.
That's rich, given how you badmouth Taylor on the way over.
Yeah.
What did you say about me?
Oh.
You always get your boyfriend to stick up for you.
Toe.
Try doing it yourself sometime, dear.
Oh.
You're kidding. He is not my boyfriend.
what have you been telling her I didn't say a thing keep out of our business okay
we are wasting valuable time here can we please just keep moving I'm still not
sure heading into town is such a great idea I'm going to hang out by the bus
while you all do whatever you have to you want to come along and wait with me
I'm with the professor on this one that means sex play is heading into town
hey no how about you you want to head back to the bus with me thing is I
Think going into town is probably our best shot at finding help fine come on Taylor. Don't check out on us
It's a bad idea. Sorry you're walking around. I've checked out and turn it like a bar key
Don't worry about me. I'll play I'm out of this hotel and come get you all real soon. Well, I thought myself
Kidding me not going anywhere foggy
Silent Hill so you thought better of going it alone then why'd you come back?
I don't get it. I did it.
It doesn't make any sense.
Lost in a world of her own.
What the hell are you playing at? You going or not?
Hey, wait. What are you doing?
Taylor, look out!
What the-
What's going on with you? Why do you keep coming back?
I'm not coming back! I walk straight out every time!
It's like, I don't know, I can't fucking leave or something!
Okay, let's try something.
We'll all go together.
We came from that direction. We must be able to go back that way.
I want everyone to stay real close. No stragglers.
You want to put us on a kid's line?
Okay, okay, I'm coming.
Why are you so pitchy? God!
There's no time for that.
Karen is like, super pissed off.
I admit, that is a little odd.
More than a little.
It's not possible.
It's just like I've been saying we are trapped. We can't leave here
No, Scott calm down breathe
There's a rational explanation for what's happening. Yeah, we're all crazy crash
Yeah, nice theory, but I'm pretty sure we're all still alive and kicking
Last I checked you were schooling us on creative writing not metaphysics
I know who I'd like to be kicking this is all down to you this pissy little field trip
Now we're stuck here in little no hope.
That is way out of line.
I had no way of knowing that damn bus would crash.
You can't put that on me.
Are you for fucking real?
Watch your tone, will you?
I am doing my best to understand this,
just like you and the rest of us.
Sorry. I don't care what's happening to us.
I don't understand.
It's like you said we're trapped in a nightmare.
It's okay. We're gonna be just fine.
We'll figure a way out of this together.
Someone else thinks they can do a better job
Scrap right up you all is it real need some water for your chief you
Calm down
Say 30% with Dan's gaming
Is it helping us find help or getting us out of here?
It's right
Bitching at each other isn't getting us anywhere. We have to work together as a team
Wampa fruit is Crash Bandicoot
now let's be logical the fog is between us and the bus there is no fog between
us and town so let's head that way I don't get how heading further away from
the bus helps there is nothing on the bus we can use to get help in town there
will be people are working phones something it pains me to admit but he's
right there's nowhere else we can go except into that damn town sounds like
a plan to me what's this say here in our view where are you going come on let's go
with them until we know what's up we should stick together yeah how'd you get
that bruise that's when she got pain she actually got home can I go back this
way oh there's something over here what is that oh my god it's a postcard that
with nothing on it.
Premonition unlocked.
Halloween cat.
Kitty cat.
Whoa, what are you doing, dude?
Right on my ass late that.
Give me a minute, sir.
It is very, very dark out here.
It's darker than Chad's future.
Well, either the Clintables or Kitty cats.
Why did you say we might all be dead?
Do you really think that's possible?
I saw some cable show about how your brain keeps going
for a while after you you'd die forget about it what they said didn't really
stack up kitty cat kitty kitty cat kitty why the kitty cross the road how if I
know I don't like the look of that place at all what the creepy on the side of
road abandoned shop place that creeps you out it looks 100% perfectly safe I'm
not sure this is such a great idea we should check it out there could be a
phone inside could be death too I'll go in and take a look around go ahead we'll
be right behind you why aren't we going with those guys I know something is up
with you you said I wasn't your boyfriend like what a joke idea that
is. Are you for real? Our bus gets totaled, we get lost in fog and your headline is some
dumbass label? You're admitting boyfriend is not a label that you use for me. So what
the fuck am I then? You know I was only messing with you. You didn't sound like you were
messing just now. Come on will you? That long long face doesn't suit you. Your
attitude towards us sucks. I don't know what to do with that. What? Maybe she
is right about you let's just forget it or maybe you like older women more you
seem to find over everything she says I'm really trying hard to like you but
you're not making it easy if you want me to take you seriously then your shit
needs to hold together a lot more than it has up to now damn you okay I'm
absolutely fine he's being very dense us right now person drinking alone in an
abandoned bar we're looking for a bus driver what have you seen him what is
what's up with the fog outside it's pretty weird yeah show us a thick one
tonight so thick it's stopping us from leaving you mean you're sorry for
busting in like this bus back to the way back up the road there we're still a
little shaken up we're still a lot shaken up you certainly look shook up
I'm Vince or the guy who plays war machine and there's one here not covered in 20 years. It sounds like you could use a drink
Better not. Thanks. I need to keep a clear head right there if you change your mind not for me
Yeah, he should not drink here
Little hope sure as in the town it used to be what happened here. The place seems completely deserted
Little hope feels a little like a
ghost town and
That fog life moves on, you know
But we don't all go with it. Why are you still here?
Yeah, if the place is as dead as you say
When you still don't hear
I'll come and go
You know how it is
Now let you know
Anyway, I can't help you
What is this guy's problem?
There's definitely something off about him. He's being real sus
And he's harmless just had one too many
Let's look around. There must be something here that can help us. See if you can dig up.
Am I intruding here? Not at all. I was about to take a look around anyway.
Don't ask. Who darts? At least I'm looking for a way out.
Just a quick throw, then we'll figure out how we're getting out of here.
Try for a big double. Not my first time, Daniel. Shooting for double twenty.
okay got it you can play a little hell yeah now for triple 20 almost an Olympic
shot after the night we've had they don't play darts in the Olympics are you
sure about that that is one of the damn damn you did better than Taylor let's
get back to why we came in here these traits matter the trait system and also
stuff just seems like frivolous stuff on top. I don't remember ever looking at it in any of the previous
games. It just didn't matter. Meeting votes for...
I think we remember what happened here. All the factories closed down.
1979. Meeting votes for a disincorporation, a new round of foreclosures fell in for town.
As Little Hope Town Hall on Monday,
the last residents of the town met with, where is it?
The last residents of the town met with emergency manager,
Kathy Flint, to vote for disincorporation.
As the closure of the Rivendale Textiles Factory,
Mass Exits have left the town with
few inhabitants and empty coffers.
Flint was appointed as
emergency manager and minister of
public services due to the remaining residents.
But the latest round of bank foreclosures,
being this the last of the town folks were
plan to pack up and move on, to leave little hope virtually deserted.
But no tax or a new command were faced with no option but to disincorporate
Centiflame. It's so sad. These people have seen their
town disappear around them. Attempts to...
Don't, Dan, dirt me! All these are dark scores.
Astrologies, spirits, much goats,
Reverend Carlson will soon find his parents the sign
to watch for, and all these things are left to end in the real shooting
Why is Twitch showing ads every 20 minutes?
Oh, wait, that should not be happening.
Looks like it's auto-playing ads again.
Yeah, it looks like Twitch is auto-playing ads, because I'm not doing it.
So I guess they brought that back again?
I can't see.
June 6, 1917.
I can't believe it.
These guys could be relatives.
Oh my, wait a minute, it's the same people.
1917. It's the three of them in the train right there.
Let's take a little look, see.
Don't look at the phone just yet. That's the trap item.
Let's see if they fixed the awkward turning in these games.
Nope. Still the same.
Anything over there? Okay, look out the window.
Can I talk to everybody?
Is it behind him? Hi, buddy.
Got anything else for us on Little Help?
The boo's gone in my head.
You okay?
I'm sure it's just one too many.
We both had better days.
Some free advice.
Lay off the drink.
Take it easy will ya?
Sure thing.
Gotta keep a clear head right?
Yeah, maybe.
Let's see if the phone works.
Probably not.
I am just brother Dan
I'm here to talk to you about Prime Gaming and how you can use Prime Gaming to buy your
eternal salvation one month at a time.
But Dan, what else?
This way.
Let's get out of here and...
You all hear that?
I definitely heard something.
Did you hear that as well?
come on whatever it was came from outside really think it's smart to go
back out there's nothing for us here we need to move on
best of luck hope you found what you're looking for a lot of bullseyes thank you
nason j.t. for the prime game himself it's coming from the town did the old
fucker just lock us out thank you it was weird that old guy I want to have a
Skyripper I come to creepy central just to get a
I speak what does that mean this foul language that keeps happening I'm sorry
Jett heading in the little hope feels like our only option I'm not so sure
about that where else can we go we could go down this little place called
Kokomo that's where I want to go way down to Kokomo he's just drinking
Alone I guess. It's one of the first signs of alcoholism. Drinking by yourself. What is this?
A letter. No it's a postcard. Kitty. Is that...familiars? What? A gun pointed at some creature.
Little Hope town map, bird's eye view of historical town. Well I guess it's true in times of, you know, the virus.
Drink alone is a little more acceptable.
Probably don't do it too much.
It's a very, very tiny town.
I guess it's why they call it little hope and not big hope.
Deer crossing.
They have to watch out for those forest creatures.
I have a bad feeling about this.
We'll figure it out.
The way this fog just appears,
it's not natural.
I know.
We're kind of on a hill.
And it's pretty silent in the world. That's some creepy shit right there.
What the hell is this thing?
Looks like some kind of effigy.
A warning perhaps.
Witchcraft or some other spiritual significance.
Whatever it is, it gives me the creeps.
I don't know. I'm kind of curious about it.
I've heard more than enough. Thank you.
What was that?
Are you the superstitious type?
I never believed in this kind of thing.
Doesn't seem like you can say the same.
I'm not superstitious,
but stuff like what happened to us with the fog.
Let's catch up with the rest.
I don't want to spend any more time with this disgusting thing.
Disgusting thing?
It's just a little effigy of blood.
Can you two make an effort to keep up?
No.
Oh the camera that's weird camera angle damn oh my god
Cheapest fuck
Holy shit. Oh my god. I think I just I feel moisture in places. I shouldn't know
That will wake you up if you rely on cheap jump scares the horror mood
Dude, it's a sign that you are low tiered.
Hey, can you come over here?
What's wrong?
I just saw someone in the woods.
I can't see anyone.
I definitely saw someone.
100%.
Sorry, I don't buy it.
Nobody would be out here at this ungodly hour.
OK.
We really should catch up with the others.
You two, we need to stay close.
What the fuck?
It's...
It's the...
It's the unsubscribed.
They lurked.
Trying to grab your remotes.
Oh, that's not creepy at all.
It's a circle, bro.
Creepy doll.
Oh, hi there.
I'm called Mary.
Bloody Mary?
She looks just like the one beside you.
Would you kindly come play with me?
I raise this now, Mary.
I've done nothing.
Don't you tone.
I'll say it.
Reverend Carver's affection for you will be shaken loose when he learns of your infidelity with the devil.
There's someone else out here. By the fire.
What? I don't see any fire.
I saw them, too.
Are you okay?
How can you not have seen that?
I couldn't see anything through this
impossible, impenetrable fog.
Well, go ahead.
Tell them what we saw.
A little girl appeared out of the fog,
and then just like that, she was gone again.
What is going on?
Maybe the fog has got you confused.
We're all stressed out.
Stressed my ass.
I saw a girl dancing right here, clear as day.
Said her name was Mary
Looked exactly like the girl in my dream, but she talked in this really weird accent. Was that even American?
I'm not sure I couldn't place her accent either. What have we gotten ourselves into?
This kid Mary
Did she want to hurt you? I don't think she meant to hurt me
Now what seems our only option is the road into town. You're kidding me. Got a better idea
Hello, we saw
It sounded like a Brooklyn accent to me.
Escalated rather quickly.
Everything that one does or doesn't do in one's life will catch up with one eventually.
Don't you think? Don't look at me. I can't help you.
Remember? We sometimes
congratulate ourselves on waking from a troubled dream.
It may be so the moment
After death, on my travels over many years, I've witnessed many things, seen and heard, many beliefs, and there's usually some element of truth in each of them.
These unfortunate folks seem to be dealing with forces as yet unexplained.
I mean, you're the shawty guy from the forest.
Spirits from the past, a little girl who may be in trouble,
or maybe she simply is trouble.
Anyway, where are we?
Angela isn't getting much tittle-tattle out of Taylor.
Tittle-tattle?
No, kiss and tell.
What about John?
The figure of authority, perhaps?
perhaps he represents something else and then this Andrew somewhat confused I think
a bump to the head can do that let me reassure you you help make some decisions
that will be valued later on and some that may turn out to be regrettable
that fellow in the bar he was less than helpful more than a little rude if you
ask me clearly something disturbing on his mind enough there's something not
quite right in the souls may be in power off you go again see if you can lift the
fog find the bus driver my wife and I guess got married an hour ago we're back
to watch you you just got married and you're already watching the streaming
again? That little girl, she sounded so strange. I could barely understand her. She sure sounded
like she wasn't from anywhere around here. I'm tempted to say she sounded more like
she was from another time than another place. You're right. She was from, like, old times.
It's been a very long road. Kitsie cat. No, those are plants. Hi there. They need
me to bless the wedding. Someone holding a gun to their head. I don't like these
festivals that they show spoilers. It's kind of nice when you don't know what's
going to happen. What was that sound? Sounds like something big. God, these devs
just caused the job scares. It's like they're not even trying. I don't know, that was like, oh dear!
They're going to view from up there.
Ghost towns of the northeast.
Little hope, the town returning to nature.
The abiding image of a ghost town in the popular image
of an arid desert shack surrounded by tumbleweed.
However, ghost towns existed even in the lush northeast
of the United States.
Buried in the forest, forgotten and abandoned to nature.
The reasons for towns to become ghosts vary,
but inevitably comes back to economics.
The town may have boomed from logging, mining, or industry,
and the jobs go and the people with them.
The aptly named Little Hope is just one such town.
A one factory community built around textiles
that disappear when cheap imports are on the market.
After many attempts to save the mill,
it closed a mass exodus ensued.
Soon the school and even the church closed,
leaving a desolate ruin.
Wait, look at the back.
Hidden depths, Little Hope is a dirt town
of the forest that surrounded the extended lurid extreme sports
enthusiasts, the caverns of Hobbes Deep, famous for ice
climb, but its icefalls are known to be very dangerous.
Recommended viewing, architects of wall, 10%
and weeks after Kate Walter rips the mask off the Zodiac
killer, that will hit her hard-hitting investigative style
and note the new facts about the notorious killer.
We're watching for the sighting views of San Francisco
taken from Golden Gate Bridge.
That's the number one job killer in the world right now,
Automation, well, maybe not right now, but automation kills so many jobs every year.
It just keeps getting worse.
How are you coping?
I don't know, but it does create new jobs.
What do you think happened to us back there?
I have absolutely no explanation for it.
Makes zero sense to me.
What is out there?
Probably hope, just a little bit of it.
We will find a way out of here.
We have to.
I hope you're right.
Appreciate you checking in with me.
I feel like I've seen this actor on many TV shows.
Have a jump scare.
Oh, great.
Zombies.
Or...
That was a Drownedron.
We're about to meet Geralt.
That'd be a great crossover.
Hello, fellas.
You know about the Witcher 3?
Yeah, that Indie Game that came out a little bit ago?
I think it was okay.
I remember correctly.
It's about some dude who does stuff, and then there's a girl who does stuff, and then things happen.
Little Hope Historical Society presents The Witch of Edmonton, a play by W.M. Rowley, Thauss, Decker, and John Ford.
From Historical Dress at Little Hope Middle School, Saturday, 17th April, 7 p.m.
Anything else around here?
Could this have something to do with what we saw?
That would explain it.
it maybe but not really stare at each other and don't say anything okay look at me yeah
there's some witches out here somewhere or something some sort of like time loop happening
where these people keep coming back alive as different people in different time periods
what is it with little girls talking to invisible demons seems to happen a lot little
kids talking invisible demons God we're in goddamn America with a tractor God bless
John Deere that man helps us people a tree right there there's something up
ahead you mean the big-ass bridge which way can we move it amen to that look
Look at that!
Hey!
Wait!
Stop!
I'm just going to say it, this is exactly what goes down in horror movies.
Yep!
What the hell do we do now?
Throw something at her.
I'll deal with this.
Stay right here.
What is bearing updated?
John confronted the girl at the bridge.
Goodbye John.
Hold up, I'll come with you.
We both died together.
We violated the first rule of D&D. We split up the party. We don't have any casters. It's just a tank and a wizard. And she's all out of spell slots.
I see you won't from the troubling times.
Wait, don't go!
They don't.
I will not succumb to all we just have.
I beg you, rid me of these operations!
Who are you?
This can't be happening.
Fix your gaze elsewhere.
You are your husband at mine.
Husband?
Let's get into town.
It's not so far now.
And it's our best shot at getting help.
You guys okay?
We're from okay.
I am terrified and confused. I just saw my own double in the fog.
I want to talk to the manager.
What happened in there?
This woman came out of nowhere in the fog dressed like an extra from Salem.
She was garbling something in an accent I didn't recognize and most disturbing of all,
she was the spitting image of me.
How is that even possible?
You're blowing this out of proportion Angela.
I am all done here.
Seems the fog won't let us go anywhere except into the center of town.
The fog decides where we can and can't go.
Yeah?
Fuck that!
It's a patriarchy fog.
Some serious shit.
Don't you kids watch horror movies?
You never ever split up.
These movies are dumb.
And I'm going this way without you.
Maybe splitting up isn't such a good idea, Taylor.
No way am I going down there.
I'm with John.
I'm with Andrew.
The town isn't so far.
We all go in together.
What, oh Granny, no one asked you.
Okay, I know.
Can we all shake a breath?
No one likes you.
Think about what our next move is.
I guess someone should go with her really I'd be okay on my own but sure it's not
safe for you to be hanging around here on your own two teams are more likely to
find a way out which is what we all want right I guess you're right if the fog
lets you through and you find help send them into town to find us got a
feeling we'll find help faster than the others as long as somebody does that's
I don't like that Taylor girl she's very annoying and very rude and I think she's dumb can't go that way
she reminds me of Emily from until down we're just like yeah let me get you killed lady
very abrasive hold up you hear that I am so confused about what happened are we okay here
We're good. Why are they all jumping off the brick?
What is?
Why did he just yeet the hell out of there?
He just yeeted the fuck off of that bridge.
You got an explanation for what we saw?
Nothing that makes sense.
I do know there were witch trials and little hope around the same time as Salem.
What happened?
Why did you figure that out for yourself?
What the hell was that?
Yeah, religion making people burn people because they're witches.
What's up?
Sup?
We should keep up.
John won't like it if we lose each other.
John?
He means well, but he's in over his head.
Why do you say that about him?
Come on.
Johnny isn't even a has-been.
He's a never-been.
Ooh.
A would-be literary grade stuck counting the days
till he can retire from teaching.
His students always say the same thing.
He's rude.
He's not interested.
He's pretentious.
He treats everyone like dirt,
all because his dreams never materialized.
Ooh.
Maybe you should be the one deciding
Where are we going?
One of the many lessons my hellish marriage taught me was never take responsibility for anyone else never works and they end up blaming you
Was your marriage really that bad?
It was
You'll find someone new?
No, I have learned to be a loner
Suits me better. We should catch up with Johnny
Well, she's I mean she's spitting some hardcore facts
What kind of place is this?
So some sort of zombie thing is following us or and the witch and a demon you okay?
Feels like Angela's constantly weighing me up and finding me lacking. I feel responsible and a drunk on a bike here
You were all in my care
How would you handle all this in my position? I guess I
Positive was that doing anything do my best that's all anyone could do
not sure my best is up to dealing with whatever is going on around us tonight
what we saw back there you think that was really supernatural and sure starting
to look that way creepy little girl in the fog and whatever the hell that was
back at the intersection I just like to explain what we saw doesn't mean we
have to reach the most extreme conclusion that's kind of what happened in
little hope during the witch trials they made bad decisions based on very
little hard evidence hmm that sounds familiar that never happens today sure
and the evidence gets lost in the mail either way our goal here is not proving
or disproving the supernatural ghosts, whatever else, it's getting the hell out of here.
We have all the technology, but humans haven't changed all too much.
There's nothing to worry about.
We're still, we still got a lot of the same traits nowadays as we did in the past.
Creepy building, making noise.
There's going to be an animal that's going to jump scare us.
Jump scare coming.
Are you pussy?
Ah, this guy.
That was the false sense of kid is we know what's wrong
We saw something moving in there exactly. Are you up to I'm just taking a look here
Isn't this breaking and entering?
Are you serious?
Is she serious straight up like really? There's no one here. She's worried about breaking and entering and like we're in a
World trap with fog that keeps us in like what?
Modern Magic and Ritual, a guide to Twitter.
Modern Magic and Ritual is the definitive guide in the subject of magic for the new age,
supposed to the magic for stage magicians.
Written by practitioners to hone their knowledge and arts.
This book examines in detail all aspects of modern magic and offers readers a rich menu of rituals to practice,
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I'm gonna grab a drink first.
Was that the game?
Kitty's in the window.
Whether you believe in comic consequences or not, there are ethical considerations to magic such as curses and exes.
These clearly have greater implications than other ethical conundrums, like casting love spells on another person.
Some paths are bitted and entirely,
while
others permit
it only in self-defense.
However, there are a number of questions that practitioners should ask before casting a harmful spell.
Do you dwell too much on the desired results? You may experience disappointment and depression if the results is not what you expected.
Are you performing this magic for a personal gain? Emotional avarice and envy might interfere with the magic.
It is said that if you don't let go of a grenade, it will eventually blow yourself up.
Same can be said of working harmful magic.
Even if you don't believe in the rule of three, it's always best to cleave to Rudolph Steiner's go to rule.
Though at least one step that you take in pursuit of higher knowledge.
Take three steps in the perfection of your own character.
Knowledge of higher world attainment 1904.
Block affair. The hair of a living person can be used in many forms of magic from love spells to curses.
When mixed with sulfur and buried, uh, can inflates harm on them subject.
Such as permanent bands.
Luckily no one can make a lock in my hair. I don't have enough of it.
Jump scare? This is gonna be the gun, isn't it?
Four bullets.
Who leaves a loaded gun just chilling there?
You all done with poking around?
Found this inside.
What the hell are you doing with a gun?
Just gonna shoot.
I was hidden under the floor.
should have left it there guns are dangerous we're already in enough trouble
I'm keeping it this is one crazy night we're having and who knows we could
need this mine what we don't need is to get someone killed I'll be careful I
promise men and guns I know sister damn thing stays in your pants I don't
I don't want to see it again.
No, I just said last night.
Hehehehehe.
Another one of those signs.
Blair Witch.
I didn't know.
I wore it on a fryer robe.
Or a cardinal.
It's really generic religion stuff.
Religions love like fancy hats
and fancy cloaks and stuff.
Andrew here is packing.
What?
A gun?
We don't know what's out there in the fog. Better to have the gun and not need it.
Oh, come on.
Need it and be defenseless.
The likelihood of your getting shot goes up dramatically if you are carrying a weapon.
Whatever. If the gun makes you feel safe, keep the damn thing.
I really don't care anymore.
I'm just gonna have it just in case.
This place is our best shot.
There must be a radio or a working phone inside.
Maybe even our driver too.
Look around for something we can break the glass with.
That driver is long since dead.
No way.
Find help in the town.
You okay, John?
I want us to be friends.
So we're all...
All of our relations are bad.
Wait a minute.
I've done so many positives to her
and she still doesn't like me.
Spoiler.
Spoiler.
I haven't gone with four bullets and they can fire four times.
I have to be very careful about when I fire.
Ah, yeah, let me look in the corner.
I should not miss anything first.
I can't, I can't.
Alright, now we're not even going to try the door to see if the door is open.
Uh, there's spoilers because it's something that could happen.
Give me that.
I'll smash the window.
No problem. I can do this.
Okay.
If you're sure anyone can do this, not anyone.
Putting a rock through a window at ten paces
Anyone can make the shot if you're feeling under pressure. Let someone else do it. I'm not feeling pressure
Just saying can you start talking?
Well, you just get on with it's up god damn rock lot it away and the glass will fall out on its own before you two have finished
Nailed it right. We'll make a ball player out of you yet. Hell. Yeah, rookie can make a shot like that
look safe enough
piece of cake
You're up next?
Oh, that sounds delicious, a piece of cake.
I don't know what happens if you miss, or how you would even miss, of this game.
You believe that woman really looked like Angela?
I don't know what John saw, and I don't intend on sticking around to find out.
Oh, I do. It's Halloween.
Halloween on...
...Dance Gaming.
You're in for a scare.
T.M. gets copyrighted.
what's that noise i'm sure it's nothing land for sale no surprise that didn't sell
oops where do you guys get those trash games from um this isn't a trash game this is a
Sony game this is by people who made until dawn despite this game's many issues it's
I'm enjoying it. It's fun. I'm liking it. What is that right there? Can't reach it. What?
What if I just hug the edge? Nope. Nope. Sponsored? No, they're not going to sponsor anyone for this game.
It's not worth it. It's only a $30 game. Wonder what closed the school down. Get about that.
even if you make it over there's no way I'm following like the game isn't
particularly scary or written very well but it's no way entertaining to play with
chat I might have been a bad call here it was a collective decision we'll find
another way enable chat voting yeah I don't think that usually there's too
much of a delay for a check voting for a game like this to work and basically
If we do a chat votes plate, it'll be nothing, but let's make them die
Ha ha that was funny. They are dead now
By another route out of little hopes it together foul little girl. I know didn't hit they're dull dead. Yay
Speaking of dad though
Sean Connery
That's sad little hope bridge playground on Connery was a legend
but there's a voice that I can't do well you're if you're going that way I'm
gonna see if there's any secrets over this way first something on the tree
there it's taking on one of those symbols I think that's the symbol for
Pokemon Sun and Moon no please that is all kinds of creepy the mouse cursor
keeps popping up and I keep moving it down but it keeps popping back up every
time. I'm just tired of it. Playground. I remember playgrounds. They were fun when you didn't
get bullied. Pretty trawling. Say, there's nothing more of that. It looks like a little
girl and a dude praying in front of a church. This isn't a bandit town. Why does all the
power still work? Oh, dear God! You should come out of there right now! Is this the
same little kid Angela and Andrew saw before? I have no clue. Whoa, you can't be doing that!
What are you talking about? I know very well you are in there, and so I'm sure you will
not speak of our secret. Your childish games tire me. You will respect me, and you will
say nothing. You can't. I'm frozen to my marrow. I do nothing. Amy is the cast of spells.
She is the one in league with the devil.
I saw her in the forest together with her familiars.
I am innocent.
I will have the truth one way or another.
You come with me, girl.
Thank you kindly.
It's silent, child.
Can someone tell me what just happened?
Those two kids have to be linked somehow.
No way that's a coincidence.
I... I don't get it.
Let's not hang around here.
watch out for hot priests. They're always up to some evil shit. You got to watch them.
Just like, uh, who played the main vampire in Twilight? You put that actor, the main
vampire. What's his name? The guy who plays Batman, Patterson. Robert Patterson played
the, uh, a priest in this movie once and he was a real creep. I can't remember the
the movie but it was he played a priest in it and doing some awful shit in it the devil
and all of us yeah or the devil of all all the time or something like that the devil
of all the time that was it it was you play a real creeper that one looks like granny gets
wrecked I'm glad you're here you're glad I'm here doesn't seem like that to me well she's
glad when she needs you right now. Once she doesn't need you, then she'll want you to get away.
Factory and sell the element result in the devastating community union has proposed an
offer to save the factory in our town. Please sign our petition to persuade the Carver family to
accept the union offer and reverse the decision. Ask details from the staff at their post office
or town hall citizens for little hope and uh to lua local 618 i'm just in a
bulking stage guys there's something on the stairs something on the dumpster so
either climb up to the stairway climb in the building or try to open the door
well that'd be too easy let's just find another way yeah winter's coming up and
and if you're real skinny, you get cold easier in the winter.
Stop the raving and factory closure.
It's gross because I'm a prude.
You know who else is a prude?
Dan Suss.
He doesn't like anything.
You get through there.
This is like, man.
Can you get through there?
No.
Sure, but I'm betting you can't.
Don't worry.
I'll find another way.
We will try.
We should both be able to get in that way if we push
But...
Curious, what's up there?
Probably both get up this way.
Now what?
Give me your leg up.
I'm going for the stairwell.
If I really have to.
You do.
It is not that high up.
Seriously?
You're going in there?
Let me go in.
Look around.
If it's all clear, I'll come and open the door.
I'm not sure.
I don't like the idea of being out here on my own.
Be right back.
Promise.
Promise I am the hero of this game, and I must save you I need your phone
What for flashlight they got a dark in there, and I gotta check your text messages
Throw it to me. Oh god got it. You know how fast the flashlight would go out in that
How fast the battery drain on that phone?
I'm in
Is it safe?
Think so. It's a safe. Wait. Shh. It's that sound hmm notice of closure
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Look, something manager.
Oh, wait, wait.
I missed that.
I misread that.
Whoops, sorry.
We wish to inform you that on Saturday, June 28,
the store will close.
Sadly due to the decline in business,
it's the closure of the factory.
We're able to continue trading.
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So there's still some stuff in here.
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Vulture, uh, Dragonite, Midnight Will, Zarkmor, Thorax, Subtle Jeans, thank you guys.
I like this place.
This place is creepy.
For the capital E, P.
That looks very damaged and broken there.
I heard something. What is that?
Ooh, there is a secret. What the f-
Ritual Blade.
Local minister arrested.
A minister in the diocese of Peasant River has been arrested after complaints from concerned parents by his behavior.
The arrest comes after recent revelations that the minister connected an alleged satanic
mass.
And eyewitness said that the minister of St. David's Church in Little Hope did not resist
his use of squirt from his home.
Captain Daniel McGuire confirmed that Reverend Leonard Carlson 42 was being home custody
of Little Hope Police Department waiting charges.
A spokesman from St. David commented, I've never seen the minister do anything
Moving on to a zingers in which crab was purely academic and he would often warn parents of
the spiritual dangers of the occult.
How the hell that you can't arrest someone for doing a satanic thing?
I was about to kill anyone or something because that's religion.
You can't arrest someone for religious stuff as long as they're not harming other people.
Another prisoner who did not wish to be named claimed that the minister was innocent
of wrongdoing.
The child has known attention, seeker, and I'm certain she made up the story.
Other members of the congregation agree, Reverend Carson was a good man, a godly man,
said one mother or three. I can't believe he'd do anything like this.
He's been good to our family. These accusations are lies.
The district attorney's office did not respond to calls.
Conducted to the officer, diocese of Pleasant River.
Say the bishop declined to comment, but that, but that, uh, uh,
but that a deacon upside down, but there's words there.
Gonna arrest people for doing that. I got these pay taxes for God's sakes
It's tax-free
The other way
So you don't so you can get down to the bottom floor from up here, but you can't go the anyone there
Like a killer is gonna let you know these there. There's a lot of flashlights
Or the chance that they work. I hear you. Well, let's let her in first. I think
Whatever the hell that was, it's totally completely gone.
Nothing to worry about anymore.
Well, let's open the door for her, I guess.
Taylor, the door won't open.
Okay, I'll look for another way around.
No. Find a way back to Taylor.
Can't you just open it better?
Kind of a door doesn't have it on the inside.
It's probably a pulled door, I'm pushing.
How'd you get here anyway?
Went around the side.
It's a mouse.
I got company of the rodent variety yeah relax they look well fed I'll meet you
there sure thing something tells me rats aren't the only thing in this place I'll
be right there was that number one dad yeah hell yeah I am the number one dad
not even number two. It'd be funny if they sold number two dead.
Will you relax? I'm coming.
You are the number two dead. Excuse me, bitch.
Wait a minute. It says exit.
As like if I go through there, I can't get back.
I mean, say I'm in that phone real fast then.
Well, I saw the opportunity to.
Come on. We need a break here.
Are you serious?
Like a zoomer who's gonna know what the hell that device is
how to operate it? Any Zoom or Dow days, if you ask them to call their parents and you
hand them a phone like that, they're gonna be like, how do I do that? What's their number?
Back in my day, we memorized our home phone number.
What is happening?
Someone will come for me.
Calm yourself, wife. Who is coming for you?
They're talking about me. They're accusations.
Accusations of what sort?
They talk that I'm in league with the devil, that I'm guilty of witchcraft.
There's no sense in that. Who says such a thing?
Stay where you are.
Fine. Just tell me what's happening. How did I get here? And where the fuck is he?
Hold your tongue. You are privy to the rumors about my wife, Amy.
John?
Open the door, Josie. This instant.
Something hails you. What? You seem changed even you're a tire.
Josie, if this ends badly, you're not up and up. You'll be in contempt of our warrants.
of our warrants. What plan do we have? I'll resolve this, my word on it. Do not admit them.
Reverend Tower, Marshall, I have here a legally written warrant for the arrest of Ernie.
My wife has done nothing wrong. There is a witness to your wife speaking in tongues.
who accuses my wife Mary the word of a child condemns my wife you will
deliver yourself into the martial stance of your own good and I must accompany
her she will not leave my sight such action will not aid you wife's cause
trust injustice do not fear I will find a way to resolve that guy's hat
That was very pointy.
When the door...
Where the hell have you been?
Nowhere. I'm cool.
You look freaked. What's up?
You saw something else, right?
This was different.
I think they could see and hear me.
It was hard to tell exactly.
They seemed really spooked.
You see anything else?
Freased.
The one from the playground.
I don't know. It didn't make much sense.
You're kidding me.
No.
No.
He was real scared.
Like,
he believed the devil was in Little Hope.
Holy shit.
What in the hell are we mixed up in here?
We really screwed up here.
Instead of getting out of this awful place, we're right back in the middle of town.
What do you think?
Let's take a look around.
See what we can find.
There you go.
We'll be on our way from Little Hope while the others are still MIA in the woods.
no one helped her through what place is a real dump even for this shit whole
town wow something up yeah there's something kind of familiar about this
place you got a big-time criminal past we don't know about serial J Walker these
small town police stations all look the same there's got to be a phone in
here someplace you're deluded if you think there's anything here
Just like the rest of the whole that was it. Oh, yeah
What expects this Spanish acquisition? I have the wrong hat for that though. They have a fancier hat dumb drawer
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Because we o.g. Up in here keep looking
Tificate of
It's a tip of accommodation little whole police department
On January 16, 1972, officers George Reynolds and Ernie Hoffman responded to a call concerning
a house fire.
Arriving before the fire service, the officers who were no concern of their own safety, rushed
to the house to attempt to rescue the family members trapped inside.
Tragically, many lives were lost as they were beating back by the flames.
However, the mayor and chief of police were grateful to thank the police for their
So these people have lived through multiple lifetimes in the same town, including modern
day, which is weird.
That looks broken.
Fucking thing.
I thought this was your way out.
Very broken.
What cult do you belong to?
The Dan's Gaming cult.
I'm the cult leader.
Hello, everybody.
Welcome.
Hey, everyone ready to do some worship in the day?
Ah, your divine leader have come to spread the glory and word of Dan S. Gaming.
Let's see what's...
There's gotta be something.
Well, I'm sure there is.
Hippy Junk.
TC.
Secret map.
I have a Hippy Junk folder.
I'm gonna probably keep all your Hippy Junk.
That looks like an in-the-scene kind of exam.
Don't want to happen.
Hopefully not.
We have a winner.
Found a phone.
Dad's gonna work.
This could be our way out.
Well, instead.
Of course it is.
Hey, stop eating stuff!
Whoa!
Hey!
Take it easy.
Can you stop reacting to every setback like a child?
Look here.
The cable is missing?
Uh, there's gotta be a cable here someplace.
God, he's just like, MAAAAAAAAD!
That leaves this building. I don't want that.
Can I get into that kitchen area?
It's like it's... here.
First of all, anything in here?
Keep on looking, can you?
Our number one priority right now
is locating a cable to get this phone working.
Well, fine. Leave me alone.
Just trying to help.
Was I in the kitchen before? Yeah, this is where we started.
Oh God!
What is that?
Oh my God! Jesus!
Holy shit!
I'm so loud!
What do you think?
Answer it?
Let's think about this.
This is a goddamn phone!
Hey, come on!
Be a man for once in your miserable life!
Oh, fine.
Shit.
Who is this?
I need to engage, say something to him.
Why is John and I here?
Why was that a negative?
Whoever it is on this call is having some kind of breakdown. At least I'm delusional.
This is getting way too crazy. Just hang up.
Do not hang up. This is our best shot at finding out what's going on here.
I would speak with you.
You cannot talk of our secret.
Eternal damnation awaits if you do.
We have an understanding, do we not?
No, either word shall eat my lips.
Should you breathe a word? Or the edge of a word about the other things?
Then I will coot you in a black and some terrible night, and bring a reckoning that will shoot you.
Now, Reverend, let us begin. Enough time has gone begging.
Go be with your kin.
I don't like this guy.
And good Judge Wyman.
Do not be fooled by the protestations of the accused.
The devil is the master of deceit.
All his servants feign innocence.
They can do little else.
I saw them this way before, God.
I am innocent of all accusations against me.
Oh, Schnau, Amy.
What the hell should we do?
See what happens.
I'm in no offense, Reverend Carver.
I do not believe any of my neighbors those who know me best will speak out against me
They know I am
But I side with the righteous. I will not be caught in the web of your deception
The devil hides himself where he is least expected. My wife is no devil's plaything reverend. I beg the court's forgiveness
But I stand by my statement. My wife Amy is innocent
I respectfully ask this good court to pay no mind to the words of a man whose very home is foul with the stench of brimstone
Let us conclude our business here without further ado.
Lest we afford the forces of darkness the opportunity to bend these proceedings to their will.
My sister, what ails you?
What? Stay out of this.
What have you done to this child?
You abandoned innocent girls who were packed with the devil himself.
The poor creature seems possessed. No doubt you're doing it.
It's not true, Reverend. Why have you taken against me, sir?
We will see the truth of it.
Amy, lay your hands on Mary. Let us see what occurs.
If I am correct, your tubs will release us from this affliction.
It must be so, if you are the one who bewitched her.
Leave her alone!
Who's weak? Who's there?
I've got preservals.
I must get that help now. This is too late.
What more proof is needed for the devil walks among us in the door?
Take heed and pray the devil is here in this very room protect yourselves seek out the Lord
How was that shit?
Was that for real?
Didn't what Charles happened centuries ago?
Most of them over 300 years ago, then how come we just saw one like I say I have no
Good explanation that little girl who had some kind of seizure
What do you think was going on there? I know that little girl
She's the one me and Angela saw back in the woods.
That woman, my double?
What's she looking at if the trial goes against her?
The sentence for confirmed witches in little hope was always brutal.
Violent death, drowning, hanging, burning.
Let's hope she is or was found innocent.
Accusations were often malicious, made by someone with a grudge.
Or by meddling liars, like that little girl.
Who took perverse pleasure in poisoning their own communities?
I'm with you.
That kid knew exactly what she was doing when she dropped Angela 2.0 deep in the shed.
That woman might double. It's very distressed, almost traumatized.
What was that?
Yeah.
It was tough to watch for sure.
Maybe you're freaked out because that woman looked so much like Angela.
Of course, you can't see someone you recognize or think you recognize in a bad situation.
like that and not be affected. Thank you John. I didn't know you cared. He does care. Who's that?
Hey professor! You in there? Come on let's go. Hey Taylor we're in here. We can't open the
damn doors. We can't either. We can't twist the handles. Let's all try to force the handle
in three two one hey professor hello guys you guys out of here nothing that's
gonna help us much I found this it's kind of neat number one dad I don't
believe it I saw this exact keychain in my dream that's pretty weird it's more
them weird. It's significant. It's a clue. I just don't know how. Still think splitting
up was a smart move? I would say I'm now more open to exploring other options. I'm glad
you two are finding this funny. Personally, I think we're in deep shit here. You know
what happened to your double right? She was accused of witchcraft. Not just accused,
We need to know what that woman is facing, what's going to happen to her next.
I like the idea, but how would we even begin to find that out?
We've already been down those paths. Maybe the answer lies down the one path we haven't taken yet.
What the hell?
Not the witch trail. It's called witch trail because it's no witches.
This is fucking crazy. We have no clue what we're getting ourselves into.
It's already been a hell of a night, but I'm sure we'll pull through.
The geeky exterior is all play. There's a warrior in there.
What? Some of these lines are just really weird.
There's a warrior in there. We're back on the road.
No? Ooh, what's that?
Tilly Johnson.
Promising young author who died tragically after writing her first novel.
Taylor, you need to see this.
You've got to be kidding me.
It's you.
What is that thing?
You ever have any family here?
In this shithole?
No way.
Why does that weird fucking thing look like me?
Why'd you suddenly fly backwards like that?
That was awkward too.
Let's see what's behind here.
Hail rock and roll.
Dulce Piclarum, father of fire, jeweled curse.
That was like the other guy with us.
$2.50, 8 p.m. Saturday, February the 12th.
Daniel, you need to see this.
I'm looking.
What's going on?
Another coincidence.
This guy looks just like you.
Recognize him?
No.
And I've never been in a band either.
I once helped a band do something.
I think that makes me a band aide.
All right, I turn up the air. It's really hot in here with this outfit on need to be cooler of your back
Do you think else set the creepy bridge this bridge looks?
Very unstable to what the hell?
Can't see for shit
Noises we're scary loud noises. We're doing more games
Okay
Who's first up?
first time sir you keep telling us you're in charge okay it's fine this is
gonna go the professor and me will make sure you get across no problem right
we'll we'll get you over for sure yeah we're just gonna just this is this is
fine yeah let's go at the same time to maximize the weight so that way yeah
Yeah, let's not go one at a time, anyway.
Oh, God!
What do we do?
We can't stay here.
Damn it, Crow!
In this year of our lord's sixteen hundred and ninety-two, we are here present to bear witness to a just execution.
No!
Amy is declared guilty of consulting with the devil, and is to be drowned as a witch and sorceress.
Let us pray in silence for her soul.
I don't know!
I don't know how to help you.
Tell me what I can do!
Please, sir!
The devil is in the wind, seeking to help his own.
He would release her from the chains.
Isaac, let us conclude our business here swiftly.
The will of the court must be imposed before it's too late.
The devil fortifies her.
You must find her tightly.
Isaac, fill the will of the court.
Send this witch back into the lap of her master, lest he come for us all.
Little Hope is already lost shrouded in evil.
But not you clear from which ground I was at, demons! We are poison-proof women!
You will not save yourself with riddles!
There is no riddle!
The devil takes many forms! You know that better than any!
His little hope has hit himself under a shroud of innocence!
Take her to the farm of a child by infusion!
While Mary still does, Bratt, little hope remains beyond self-version!
Careless of evil reference! See you very big!
Isaac, you know what's crazy these witch trials in America weren't all that long ago
I mean they were a long time ago, but not that long generations ago. This was happening
I don't know how to tell you what I just saw your double was pushed into the river and chains
She drowned. All right. I'll go first
How are we gonna get across to you?
Okay, you two get on down here. Oh
the river ends right there okay oh but it does Nicola same religion is still
out there check and meet I saw that she dies anyways all permission is she
dies no matter what so gotta go get Angela hurry yeah don't move or anything
that's her body that's her dead body attacking you that was really quite
Quite close for Angela. She was almost lost to a fate worse than death.
Not that there's anything particularly wrong with death.
Well done! Not a soul lost so far.
Things could have been quite different.
As the stakes seem to have been elevated, that gun might prove to be a lifesaver.
Don't you think?
All the precise opposite.
You're very mysterious.
You always have some interesting theories.
Maybe you're choosing to believe Daniel's theory,
that they're already dead.
My dream was lengthened after life.
Oh, then began the tempest to my soul.
I passed me thought the melancholy flood with that sour fairy man
Which poets write on to the kingdom of perpetual night
It's possible. I suppose
Maybe the bus driver can shed some light
This must be very confusing for you right now
doppelgangers witches ghosts death and demons
or could possibly tie all of these souls together.
I guess they will find out.
Hmm?
I have been granted permission to give you a single hint.
Tempted?
You're going it alone.
Ray.
Independent.
Possibly foolish.
We'll learn soon enough.
I don't need your hints.
Go on then.
As terrifying as it might be, you should get back to it.
I don't want spoilers. I can do this myself.
Wait!
What the fuck was that?
I've never seen anything like it.
It was like something from a nightmare. Did you see the way it looked?
The gaping mouth, those dead, soulless eyes.
Whatever it was, it's gone now.
I was nearly gone. If that thing had caught me, it was so close.
You've had the crap scared out of you, we all have, but at least we got the fuck away from it.
She's gonna be mad.
I don't know how, but I really stepped up and saved my own ass back there.
Hell yeah!
You did good.
Hell yeah!
That thing, whatever the fuck it was, is still out there.
Could be hunting us as we speak.
It wasn't chains.
Just like the woman who went in the water.
believe that's coincidence yeah you see what happened to Taylor and Daniel they
can't be far behind us this guy always has a smirk when he talks the satellite
let's just get out of here well there's definitely chains the Christian
priests probably kept made some more monsters around here every which they
burned here lies a body of Isaac Warrell age 43 dad October 1702
breakfast in pace not peace but pace so probably every wrongfully accused person
that was murdered in the witch trials it's around here as a monster but one
thing I don't understand is nice people are like tied in a time loop or
something that part's weird what's going on can we keep moving I don't feel
safe like they keep getting born over and over again strange here lies the body
of Thomas Wyman deputy governor and magistrate died July 30th 1701 and of
his wife Mary Wyman who departed this life February 1699 what was the life
expectancy back in the colonial America times. I thought it was like in the mid-30s right or late
30s it wasn't very long because it was very very harsh. So imagine you make it the 30 and someone
burns you alive at the stake. God damn I would be pissed. I would be pissed. You would die
I've been at Nashville in just a few more years, but now you gotta dive a little bird in your ass.
We've got to get away from here. That thing is out there.
Well, it's an average, so some people live longer, some last. The average is like 30s to 40s.
What is this way?
That's the kid that fell on the fence. It must have missed Luke.
Let's stay away from that bridge.
I'm all for putting as much distance between us and that hideous thing as we can.
Pretty sure Daniel and Taylor would be thinking the same thing.
He was like, quick!
Drunk on his bike.
We've all been there.
Oh!
Best to keep out of his way, I reckon.
You should talk about what the women said before they drowned her.
The little girl has to be stopped.
She was talking about stopping the witch trials, right?
I'm not sure.
Come on, let's go.
I don't know, that little girl is super sus.
I miss Luke back there.
I'll go and take a look around.
Back in the other path, there was probably loot that I missed and now I'm super mad.
Oh, just-
How you doing?
I'm wondering if that...
thing could be coming after us.
What thing?
Don't think it's coming after us.
What makes you so sure?
You and me gotta stay real close now.
So, now you're all soft eyes and smiles, huh?
When you say close, how close exactly?
Are you serious right now?
This close?
A little closer.
little bit more
number one rule of a horror movie don't fuck in the movie or you die like and
whenever you have a sex scene in a horror movie you are marked for death every time
every sometimes in the middle of the your thrust probably i get something stabbing your back
and then the girl's like as you like dying on her on her and the killer it lets you let you like
suffer with the dead body on there and then he hides and waits to kill you
gives you a little bit of hope lets you get away a little bit and then he
kills you later and he jumps out of a closet or something every time every
time now witch trail what witch trail but no no which which trail I'm looking
for the witch trail which trail though no but which which trail quite the
You are here. Birds have you are a circle town.
There's only five people in this one until dawn had like eight.
So there is more people to kill off.
This one must be lower budget because you only have five.
Hey, over here. You got to check this out.
That thing could still be around here in the water.
No, we left that thing way behind. We must have.
Clearly we escaped the monster.
What if he's gonna like, surprise us later?
I mean, come on.
You're going first, right?
Do you weigh half what I do?
Better if you lead.
I'm not crossing this crapped-out bridge, no way.
To find the others we gotta cross.
We got no choice.
Fine.
I'm heading across.
You can follow me.
If the bridge is still standing.
Okay then.
He's at last.
God damn it!
Stupid magic fog.
Damn it.
I was so close to escape.
Hey, now I want to be with you here, um, this is great.
What the hell is that?
Nothing. Anything over this way? Any secret loots?
Kido-ki. What is... I can't...
There we go. You see this?
Which grave? This stone is believed to mark the burial place of the first person
executed during the Little Hope witch trials. Oh, someone's got to be number one.
Let's get out of here.
Put your hands off me!
What evil? You know what's going on here? We sure as hell don't. You scared us half to death.
to me of death. This day I have told my wife's body from a pot of
a grave and buried her in the ground with my own hands.
Why didn't you get a shovel?
In betrayal walks side by side in little one. No one is safe.
Rami Malik is too famous down to do games anymore. His price
went way up. They got lucky they they they were he was like
toilet paper pre-lockdown and then post-lockdown like the price went way
up after the lockdown. He's super famous so you can't afford him anymore for a
video game. No working phone anyway. Okay so it looks like we really are trapped
here. Still no sign of him? Nope, not yet. I just hope they're both okay. I
figured we'd have found the bus driver by now. I wonder where he's at. Who? If you
saw his face you'd be like oh why can't you leave us alone yeah girl let's go play
if something wants us to go after you want to follow her she could be leading
us into danger even a trap two girls we've seen one is from the past this
one is from here now maybe the girl we're seeing here is somehow a mirror
image of the girl from the 17th century. Don't you want to wait for Daniel and Taylor?
If they were coming this way they'd be here by now.
Yeah. Clearly.
Stay loose. Who knows what's up ahead?
Hey, wait for us!
Yeah, the actor we're talking about played Freddy Mercury in the uh,
Bohemian Rhapsody movie. Oh, you're dead. You better move quick.
Get off of that! And he's completed! Mr. Robot!
Shit, Grandma! She got the shit! Uh oh!
I got you!
Twice as madder!
Shit, they saved her? God, Demons!
I had the death sequence all made up!
Demons!
Well, we'll force kill her now. How about that?
Player thinks he's got the choice.
Oh, shit!
We're telltale up in this bitch.
Too expensive to make alternate choices.
Go, Grandma! Shut the door!
Why did she... she lost her glasses?
Angela! Shit! No!
Yeah, let's just stand here and not help her.
What did she do to deserve that?
It's just you and me now.
Until Taylor and Dan don't get to us.
There's something blocking the door. Give me a hand, will ya?
Is it the door?
That little ass chair is black. Okay.
This place is a museum of some kind.
Is she in there?
Museum of Twitch.
Last.
Pre-DMCA.
This doesn't feel right.
Pre-Ads.
Pre-Partner Program.
Justin.tv.
Once we're out of here, we'll hook up with the others.
That's if they're still alive.
Why is this kid out here on our own?
The New England Witch Trials.
Maybe she's linked to Mary?
$18.
That's a good deal, honestly.
We'll open that. Let's look down here first.
Oh my God. Yup.
Stoning was one thing that they would do to kill witches.
They'd place stones on the chest until they're crushed.
that was a good one
course the good old-fashioned hanging
disturbing
yeah creep the hell out of me
course burning of the stake was a popular one too
see what is behind this door
yeah this is a museum
they aren't gonna put real bodies in a museum
both other mummies of course
uh...
writ of forfeiture
this writ is served by the board of selection on the 17th day of january
sixteen hundred and
ninety-two. You are ordered to two characters of land by the West River and
Leafy Hill. All two of us will land shall be vacated. All livestock, all four
vetting and one contract. This defrains all costs. In England the sum of twenty
pounds, seven shillings, and six pence. And then all between the families was
granted the right to petition this order but must appear at the town hall
For the board of seduction borrow seven days
sign
Edward Mosewell
They remember they had like this giant machine where they put a
Witch on the end of it and then dunk them in the water and then
If they drown
They're not a witch
But if they stay alive then they are
Or something so if you die you were good and then that means you're not a witch so they'll bury you properly
But if you if you didn't die you were a demon witch and then they'd have to kill you in a different way
But no one ever was and no one seemed to ever live
It was a great test. It's like so whether you pass or not you're gonna die
Like okay great
Think those popular doll is that yours like take a look at this. I've seen this before it's her dolly
where on the road outside that should have a little bar we stopped at
I don't know.
Angel and me saw it laying there, picked it up right before that kid Mary scared us for
the first time.
Maybe you let us here?
Wanted us to see this?
Let's take a proper look.
What the hell professor?
Uh oh, bad idea.
There are many many stories about how spirits can attach themselves to objects.
Sure in movies.
Take it easy will you?
After everything you just saw...
What if Mary's spirit is somehow attached to this thing?
We burn it, and this could all end right here.
Okay?
I'm with you.
Alright, John.
Let's do this.
Let's do it.
Now we're gonna burn down the building.
I think that worked.
That didn't work. It was probably a fake.
I gotta say...
I'm not so sure.
There is a another test where
Where they drown you and you're dead and if you float you're a witch if you sink then you were not a witch
But all humans float so they were all witches
So every test found a witch
I'm Mary Milton
Confess the truth of the wickedness I have witnessed
Before the Sabbath day, Mistress Amy did by the ashtree commune with Black Samuel, a spirit in the form of a dog that spoke with the voice of a man.
Then she spun three times around and agreed to serve the spirit and deliver the children of the village to it.
Then she made a poppet and placed a spell on it to curse those who would oppose her.
These and divers foul things I have seen, Simon Carver.
Someone was saying that they would fill a barrel full of spikes and then roll you down a hill
And if you got impaled and died you were fine, but if you didn't die then you were a witch
I don't know how to do that. Well that one is. Oh, that's pretty
You know, these are all legit tests
to confirm evidence of witches. Oh jump scare
Kitty
Hi
Probably a second jump scare here. Why would they have it ready for transfer sign on?
Same trials with the Trials in the police station.
People mean disturbing me alike.
Right.
And this kid, Mary, you snitched on everyone.
That's got to be the girl we're seeing.
Of course.
I think that's everything in this place.
Let's see if anything else.
Actually, we didn't double check that.
It's all didn't actually burn all the way, though.
Yeah, which Trials back in day were like a real life
game of among us?
Ah, she's the witch.
I saw her by shield.
She was not, she's pretending to do stuff.
Well I vote we eject her.
Where did that little girl get to?
She let us in here and then disappeared.
Maybe that was her plan all along.
Lead us to the puppet.
Job done.
I'm not sure about that.
Almost sort of juice.
No signal out here anyway.
Well I found a flashlight, right?
So we good?
You hear that maybe hurt something not sure what
Guys
professor
That you in there
Can we just get out of here? That sounds like grandma. We could save her the hell are the others
Probably as lost as us. Can we say grandma for us could be
Angela's got no interest in finding me. That's for sure. She's got a mean streak all right, but she's got some heart
You sure about that?
Yeah, known her for a long time.
Longer than any of you.
She's been through some real shit.
But she's still got a soft side.
She literally went through shit in that sewer.
Literally crawled through shit.
And a very suspiciously large sewer for such a small town.
Alright.
Ten bucks, says no one's home.
I'm not touching that.
Still, first place we've seen in a while.
Find a way in?
let you found a way into that store you a burglar in your spare time no but I
wasn't a past life yeah shut up she's a shut up she's being really rude I like
her facts and observations very convenient so either the front door or
the side door I like the side door it's probably the right way to go have a one
more try back doors a little dirty anyways we go through the window hey Taylor
check this out check what I don't think anyone visited for a long time oh yeah
And that's ten bucks you want me don't owe you squat. I never took the bet
Fair enough
Are you serious time of bets when your middle of a life or death situation? I can Jimmy this open no problem with ghosts and shit
Yeah, I just opened it
We can have a big power up a new goose in first, but we both know what's gonna happen
right
Sure thing
What the fuck is this?
Jesus, loud noises!
You can have tough guys, don't be up the scary doll.
Funny.
Get your ass in here.
Not all the damn loud noises in this game.
Come on, this way.
Oh, we're in the same place as before.
These things look so real.
They're freaking me out.
What's up?
I just...
I just saw something.
Where the hell are you going?
horror rules you hear something you have to go investigate it i'll jump scare and coming
she sounds fine she sounds just fine no you didn't have she's fine
premonition unlocked it's all the same stuff
plus dude sorry i wasn't there for you this woman the one who looked like me they just
just dragged her out like some kind of criminal.
I mean, let's get out of here.
I hear that.
Yo, bro.
Yeah, Dark Anthology is actually the second game in the series.
Instead of making robust, full-blown sequels like Two
Until Dawn, you know, big, long-term games,
they're making these bite-sized games that are shorter.
And a lot of people think some people like them more,
some people like them less.
It would be nice if they gave them an up, that they may know the like triple A game again.
Like until dawn with a big budget.
I found a knife.
Maybe it was a knife once.
And dinosaurs roamed the earth.
Think we should bring it along?
Here, you take it.
Uh, why?
It's obvious, dummy. Self-defense.
Sure.
Okay. Small price to pay to make you feel better.
I got it.
Oh, she like actually likes us
Like a lot
We're in she wanted me to bring the knife and now I have the knife. I'm well armed I
Could protect anybody with this knife. You smell that I'll stab the shit out of it goes burned here not long ago
Yeah, I smell it
the Bible
Holy Bible
The elements being far from there a custom place the homogenous parts are dislocated
This possible resolve each in elementary form a last used by this placement of a point must be the same here body soul and spirit
The monest hieroglyphiga that
Threefold magic of the first father's I remember this part of the Bible not the King James version
That's probably locked. We read that one already
I guess we'll get out of here.
Freakin' job scares. Come on.
Hey, check this out.
Being closed, Poppet, or Doll,
is thought to have originally belonged to a child in the late 1600s.
Creepy.
I think we've burned that shit.
Shit, wait, I got it.
This missing doll has got to be the one I saw with the kid.
You think?
That's kind of weird.
Kind of weird? This place is full on Nightmare Central.
I don't want to stay here any longer than I have to.
With you on that.
Hmm, well it costs more budget to make,
to make unique locations for every character set,
so if you reuse the old ones, you save money.
Come on, this way up.
And it is a small town, a lot of,
not a ton of different places to go.
There's like six places on that map.
Hello. I think you're becoming any clearer for you. That thing, whatever it is, just keeps coming for Angela.
Unrelenting. I hope she's okay.
Anyway, now that a child's toy has been burnt, everybody will be fine.
Right?
Yeah. Perfectly fine.
Another instrument of death added to the group's collection.
Good work.
Well, of course, I like having people help you out.
If you want, little.
No, you're not allowed to help me.
No hint.
Nope. Perhaps you think you can piece back together.
You're a gamer.
The stakes are much greater than life and death.
I hope you know what you're doing.
I'll leave you now with some wise words from a great Irish playwright I once met in Paris, I believe.
Never judge anyone short.
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
She's just a child.
Let's speak again later.
That sounds like a hint.
Looks like we've locked out here.
back on the road the professor and the others can't be far hope you're right
we've been shit out of luck so far tonight pre-roll ads are back on what
did she do to be taken like that not a great omen for sure but nothing's gonna
happen to you we'll stare at the Spence and let's go got them all out
of the way her phone is definitely dying so she's still using it for some
reason instead of the flashlight we found. Just weird. Let's check the not-lit area first.
Either something on that table. You know the best part about November 4th is all the
damn political act go away. Thank God for that. Williams' War Commencement Day Massacre 1692. Commence
a day, 1692, while Pyrton saw the graduation of the town's young men, an army of French
Indian's attack burning a number of homesteads eight men were killed a number of women and children taking the slavery and then Katie the
Fady slaves unknown those taking the slavery
Mary Abbey Mary
abstinence Mary C. Martha Thomas Emily those killed
Thomas John Jeremiah Matthew Francis part of you Isaac
Probably all of it. We can walk down that way or not. Oh shit. I don't know which way is the right way
Let's go check that side over there first. Yeah, the White House was demolished multiple times.
I think it was burned down at least once, I think twice. It was captured.
Well, Yoshimi, I believe the British captured it during one war. I don't think they burned it, though.
And then I know the Confederates captured it, I think, as well at one point.
I can't remember which one.
So one of those burned it, I can't remember who was.
For closure, bank, go and keep out.
We're the first tourists this place has seen
for a long, long time.
Let's go check out over here, yes?
View point end.
Well, there's a trail there,
I'll check here first.
Where the hell is that coming from?
I don't know.
I hear someone.
Oh, there's a crow there.
Hello, crow.
Yeah, it's Russell.
Russell Crowe, who was shooting him in the way with her hand.
The archaeological dig here in 1955 identified a layer of ash and bone fragments.
The size of the place was to be a location where people were hanged and burned steak during witchcraft panic of 1692.
It's unclear which of the queues were rescued here.
Little Hope Town Tourism.
Gross.
All right next to the swing isn't that lovely at a witch of the confused the accused
Did I go?
This was blocked. There's no way over here was there
All right there we can get to the uh swing
Russell swing looks like the one in my backyard when I was a kid
No way
Get over here
What's up?
I know those markings
this is my old tire swing look here see hey hey it's okay it's okay it's not
okay you don't get it see these stars I painted them onto this tire with my dad
when I was 10 years old you sure yes I'm sure this is my tire swing how come
it's out here a lot of people have stars though I mean it's not a I believe
college hey so what does it mean some weird head-trip message for me hey hey
look at me look at me we're getting through this okay together that's
getting old please help me before it is too late only the almighty can forgive
you sin that's your only hope of salvation listen to me I have committed
No sin the puppy. I am condemned for is a child's play thing nothing more
I see the evil in you my duty is to cleanse our town of your sickness there is no other way
You must
Lord you take the soul of this our sister Tabitha who's been led astray by the devil
So she's been hanged many times
times. She got hung when she tried to climb down the balcony. Nothing bad's gonna happen
to you. I'll make sure of that. Thanks. I'm glad you're here. Let's keep on going to
the church. That's likely where the rest are. Yeah, sure, I guess. One second. Let's
check that out one more time
I can't expect it
tires stars
stars
tire
wheel stars
there's another bus just chillin there
kitty cat
feels like we're being followed
we are being followed
get the fuck out of here
she just wants to hang with you guys
all choices matter
Someone at the studio really loves slo-mo you hide stuff to run
Where's Angela?
She didn't make it nothing we could do save an ammo. You're kidding me
No, and we have to keep that thing outside or we'll be joining her fuck
Look for ways in and out of here close them all off barricade here. Why the hell is that old fool still out there?
Looks like he's following us. Whatever he's up to we can't trust why
What the hell is going on in there? You need to get away from here. Go before it's too late. Get the hell out of here.
I'll go once I look you in the eye. Now let me in. Maybe he can help us out. This is a really bad idea.
No, it's not. He seems nice.
What exactly is going on here?
Something came after us. It was...
nice what exactly is going on here something came after us it was straight
out of a nightmare or a horror movie what the fuck are you talking about well you
bang your head tonight you gotta help us please we're all out of options here
feel like I'm never gonna get out of this town you and me both man I'll go
get help didn't seem like it's attacking him why are these things
whatever the hell they are coming after us I wish I knew maybe then we'd know
how to stop them it's me I'm next what what priest Reverend whatever meet
accusations against my double sounded serious another trial not this time
I sure looked like it was heading that way and the girl Mary
Yeah
She was there all right. I didn't see anything burning that weird doll didn't do the job
We secure in here you find any other ways in?
Sorry professor. I didn't check
Useless that thing is still out there
Look over there
We have to follow whoever she is. She's tied up in everything that's happened here
What if you're right? What then if we can stop her it could prevent any more harm happening to our doubles
Okay
Guard the door in case that thing comes out
Yeah, like
The game is kind of like dragging on like not a lot's really happening
Getting little bits of story stuff, but it seems very dragged out. Hey kid
You out here?
We're fine.
I'm so tired of that.
That is getting so old.
It pains me to say these words.
Your punishment today will protect us all.
Keep our town safe.
You scaring. I beg you.
This is our feeling, child.
One day you will understand and you will thank me.
Go from this place, Mary.
You please cannot reach you.
My fate is not on memory you should carry.
You will be my keeper if you are gone.
Judge Wyman has instructed Abraham.
He will be your keeper.
A decision not all having agreement with you.
What verse is there, Judgeman?
Yours is today.
No!
Look, child.
See who you will have me spare.
See, he is no longer at this earth.
Only the damned and the devil can resist in this way.
Same devil.
He was right here.
I was holding him.
It was right there. Nothing I could do.
So sorry you had to go through that. I know how much it messed me up.
Thanks. We're both still standing. That's what counts.
Why did that kid Mary want us to see her brother executed?
It doesn't add up. We're missing a piece of the puzzle somehow.
Like what?
Like, ten pieces of the puzzle, but yes.
First time I saw Mary, it felt like I recognized her from someplace.
Me, too. I know I've seen him before.
But where?
What do we do now with that thing outside?
Quiet. It's out there.
Listen.
It's out there for now.
What if it decides to come in after us?
Yeah.
Maybe we're okay if we stay inside the church.
Because?
Because it's holy ground.
A church? Maybe it can't come in.
Really? It's a fucking vampire now?
I'm just saying. This is a solid building.
He's right.
We're safer in here. We're staying put.
I guess staying makes some kind of sense, right?
You think that's our best move?
We are staying in here. No choice.
Okay. Maybe you've got a point.
Perhaps the thing will get bored and take off.
We have nowhere else to go.
Oh, there's a thing right here. Hello.
How many of these, but a super nice shit like that happen to me at looking for a church too?
Well, but the problem with that is the church is what started all this shit.
So I don't really think this would be holy ground.
Like a church is just a building, that's all it is.
We like to pretend like it's something special, but it's really just a building.
This place is double central.
The priest is the spitting image of that creepy preacher.
Right.
He'd be the same guy.
Actually, there might be something in here.
drawer full of actual letter. Hebrews 4-12 we read, for the word of God is living and powerful
and sharper than any two-edged sword piercing even to the division of soul and spirit.
Commonly we use these words, soul and spirit, interchangeably. There are those parts of our
being that make us up, but cannot be seen. Biblically they are different. The spirit is
is our life force. It is that part of us that we are here by Christ's sacrifice. The soul
is those things that make us in attitudes. Spirit and soul may seem the same, but God
and Satan can divide the pure spirit from often imperfect soul self. Duality is key
to understanding scripture. There is a disconnect between the spirit and soul. We are divided
amongst ourselves. Our spirit is pure. When God looks at us, he sees us blameless. But
our soul, those things we struggle with in our heart, need reminding of who we are in
the spirit needs purification. Only isolation and sacrifice can bring us purity. Rev. Carson.
Like even look at like the teachings of Jesus. Like people forget about that. Like did he
teach from a lavish church do you say that you must pray in a lavish church in fact he spoke everything
to the opposite of that that riches and money and stuff lead to evil but yet we built these massive
churches and have these huge buildings and I think even he would be like whoa whoa whoa
What is all this shit? Do you not listen to me? What did I say? What did I say?
But we humans we like our idols and expensive and shiny things just
You like that stuff? Sounds like more than one fucking crapes. Oh
Yeah, I think like the Vatican just like what
But he'd be like, what the hell is this shit?
Little Hope Pastors, Lazarus, John, Solomon, John O'Connor,
Dr. John Carrier, Unreadable, Noice.
I mean, it's a gorgeous piece of, it's a gorgeous building
in city and stuff, but it just seems lavish to me.
What is that?
This has got to be the preacher who's been popping up all over.
Diacies of Pleasant River.
Recently parents have expressed concern that their teenage children are being tempted by the occult.
In musical lyrics by innocent seaming spirit boards of movies that glorify Satanism,
this is not the first time little hope has been scourged by occultism.
Main squares from the 1600s carefully hidden beneath flagstones in the church rectory were recently discovered.
They were covered with disturbing scrawls and a cipher that revealed magical words and spells.
It's believed the town's preacher at the time dabbled with magic and demonology. This was a dark time for the settlers.
Times have changed, but Satan's work never ceases.
The clergy today stand vigilant against cultism and are unlikely to fall into ignorance and error,
but parents should be mindful of the fascination these things hold for the young, particularly
rebellious youth. The danger is they fall into bad habits, such as smoking marijuana,
and from there to the cult and disobedience to God. Parents should be watchful where they
see the signs look to the church and to God of course marijuana
someone that's high on marijuana isn't gonna be doing evil shit they're not
gonna be doing anything they're gonna be sitting on the couch eating Cheetos just
laughing very stimulating conversations it's gonna be a job
Okay, I see the monster on the on the left so we're gonna go right bonus feature a lot
have you guys heard about marijuana what's our next move i'm not sure this has all been sponsored
by the government to teach you kids about marijuana and it's dangerous we should rest here for a while
you asleep that's impressive i wish no way i could get any shut eye after what went down tonight
would love to though i'm beat any ideas how we're getting out of here the fog has us surrounded
There's no way through.
We can't just do nothing.
We need to figure out where the fog is coming from.
I think the kid, Mary, is the key to finding a way through it.
Getting Mary stopping her might help.
Sure, okay, but what about the other kid?
The one that keeps running from us.
Mary and her are connected somehow, I'm sure of it.
Maybe the other girl is trying to lead us somewhere.
Where?
I don't know.
Maybe to a place we can stop all this.
everything feels out of control I don't think there's anything we can do at this
point Mary's the key to everything that's happened the trials the
executions sure but how are we supposed to stop her not even sure she's real too
late for us to do anything now fatted this is over we have to try we owe it
to the others, and ourselves, and Twitch chat.
Mary's the key to this.
I'm certain of it.
It's not that simple.
And like you said, she's just a kid.
We can't listen to me.
We see her again.
We do whatever is necessary.
Uh-oh.
What's that?
Hell no, that thing's back to me.
Can't shoot.
She'll give us a way to put the damn thing down.
It's already on top of us.
Shhh. Don't fire.
That's a person.
Oh, she's alive!
Point that goddamn thing at someone else, will you?
Angela!
My god.
Never thought I'd see you again.
I was sure you... you...
were gone.
We thought...
you know, we're all glad you made it.
Stop it. You're gonna make me blush.
But thank you.
No one messes with you.
For sure.
You are one tough lady.
The whole crew is back together.
You rounded everyone up. Good job.
Not quite.
They found us.
Right now, our priority is getting you safe.
Let's go.
We've come across more of those things since you left us.
The thing that chased after me was horrendous.
now you're telling me there's more of them of course name are they you okay
without your glasses I most certainly am there is plenty here I don't want to
see you lost your glasses but not your sense of humor good I heard it sounded
close to let me help you turn off that reset yeah so far everyone's alive
doing good that's funny come from you Mr. G myself off a bridge it definitely made
these quick time that's easier from until dawn so don't have some crazy
like guys inputs and it'd be like a b y up right now from one piece I'll never
know hold the celebrations we're still cornered and shit will central and the
fucking noons are still out there
two bullets left
we have to go right now
the damn smug
if you bear one alive
then the victory is yours
it cannot be taken from you
angels
or by kings
heaven, perhaps you started
to realize something
yep, no one's died yet
lots of pairs
everything
And everyone may not be quite what they appear to be.
Three executions, three tormented beings,
and not a soul lost. You're doing very well.
Keep it up. Thank you. Thank you. Any thoughts on what might be around the corner
hidden by the fog? Something wicked this way comes.
Hopefully some goddamn answers and some damn answers what I mean
Or I'll be right back in one second guys. Please stay on the trail
Looks kind of steep. Yeah
I think we'll stick to the path
Yeah, as much as I want to go past this screaming
Demon things
Probably staying on the path is the best idea. I think this is where we jump down
Yep. Thank you, Gritzer. Hope you're having a great day, too.
Uh, Jeff Hickster, thank you for that, uh, resub and retro. Thank you as well.
was executed. She took pleasure from it. Are you certain? But now that she speaks of
guilt and remorse, it is hard not to believe her. Keep away from her Abraham. No god can
come from being with that child. Too late. With her brother and sister gone, Mary now
lives under my roof. Your charity places you in grave danger. What do you advise?
the court you suspect she toys with us all but you saw her delighted and all
sisters death I implore you I am Tom marriage seems full of remorse
you see yourself and it's our community which will suffer none of us is safe from
a wild imaginings very well if the God will listen I will speak obviously we
have to burn the witch I am the witch you're not be witch how else can your
presence be explained I can't explain this but you're not she has conjured you
to defend her to press me into silence only the devil could create a demon who
so resembles me I'm not a demon but we do look alike which I agree is pretty damn
weird what do you want from me I want to know what you're gonna say to the
court about Mary I was decided to speak to the cause now I'm not so sure I
I know how this must look, but you have to speak out.
Tell everyone what the girl did, like your friend is telling you to.
The devil has sent you to tempt me.
I must not succumb.
Little Hope is no longer the town I knew.
Strange and disturbing events have become commonplace.
You, whatever you are, are but one of these.
Feeling the truth about Mary may save my friend, but it does not sit easily with me that in doing so I condemn a child.
Then you gotta protect your friend and speak out against her.
The accusations, the executions, all that is down to her. You have to tell the truth.
You are cursed. Assure a sign of the devil.
Let's hope you've done enough to stop that kid and help us get out of here.
We'll see. We'll see. Just like I made a bad call.
back call what happened you get a chance to confront Mary nope we never even saw
her language by the way we saw Andrews double said he was gonna speak out
against Mary that she's just a malicious kid not some witch finder that can only
be positive we are seeing glimpses of what happened here a hundred years ago
not cool all demons for her house don't know how much more than shit I can
One thing I didn't see coming. I feel like one of the team
I'm good with that
Never happens to me
Yeah, I hear that
Learned a few things about myself tonight
Shame I had to be from witches and ghosts
We could have used one of those
What do you call it a?
Paladin
Paladin
Holy shit, I never had you down as a game geek
there's a lot more about me you don't know i'm full of surprises you'll see i will lay on hands
it'll get us out of these damn woods and we can talk on the way that was called a we need a gameplay
segment kind of thing that was a we just we just need to like add some gameplay time on here
literally that entire section there couldn't have had could not have happened and everything
would be exactly the same right now of us walking in she may have been dead but she could
could have died earlier.
Where, which?
I mean, she could have died, but story-wise,
it's exactly the same.
Nothing would be different.
The story better be good at the end, it makes sense.
What happened back there with that thing?
No idea.
It was a real shit storm.
What do you think?
It seemed like it wanted to haul my ass off into the woods.
Can't even think about what might have happened to me.
Let's hope Mary goes the same way and disappears.
We need your double to spill the beans on Mary to the judge seems like the only way to stop her and get us out of here alive
We don't know for sure that stopping Mary will help us out
It's just a theory another theory was setting fire to a doll would get rid of Mary
And how did that work out? It may only be a theory, but right now it's all we've got
This is a one-shot deal. We get it wrong and there's no replay. It's game over
So I'm up for doing whatever it takes. Come on. Let's take a look. Yeah, let's see
That's a great death. Chiropractor? That seems like some very intense therapy, but I think you really crack that neck
You won't feel any more pain
Don't go much of anything honestly
After doing it that hard
We got to find another route. Nope. Let's see if we can find a way into this abandoned factory
What's in there?
Major Hale's land
deal fears protest will surely escalate as closure looms
carver for mayor fucking carver
666 the devil
see what's up here check this out
the door open sir this guy again
that guy's a menace I don't think he gets how bad a mess we're in
Come on. Inside.
I'll see what the guy wants though.
No one's been here for a long time.
Again!
I was my time to speak before the Judge.
I am filled with dread.
I cannot know how my testimony will be received.
The Devil has blinded so many to what is real and what is not.
Nothing good will come of this.
His words will seek to twist the truth.
Allow me to judge what is true
Abraham and Joseph are allies in this deception unless we forget you condemned Joseph to death only yesterday
Or do you now question that decision?
I've heard nothing today to sway my conviction Joseph consulted with the same malicious force as his wife
For this the court thanks for a friend carver who faced the devil's wrath to present the evidence
There's only my duty judge now. However, this court is duty bound by law to seek out the truth
We must therefore examine these claims made by Abraham against Mary.
If I may speak briefly, Judge Waiman.
Time is short, Reverend. Be indeed brief.
Mary has shown great fortitude to speak out against the evil here.
Many would have lacked her courage.
Yet her reward for exposing this bleeding covered in omnits is to be besnotched.
The courage is not in question.
It is her intent.
We must be certain of.
Her acutor is the very man entrusted to care for this innocent child.
Plain to see he is not fit for such a task.
And I would ask the court to have Mary placed elsewhere.
Who would you have be a new ward, Reverend?
I am prepared to take responsibility for the child.
If the court agrees.
First the court must say what Abraham has to say.
No decision can be made on the child until then.
Abraham that guy is dick. I do not know which cost to take
My conscience tells me I must speak out against Mary, but it weighs heavy on my heart to do so
This is tough. I get that will be for anyone
Mary it's just a kid do it. Tell the court what you have come here to say
Speak up boy
Out with it
Mary has spoken of evil spirits. Devilry and witchcraft.
Things many cannot believe could exist here in this world.
I'm not here for history and hearsay. Get to the point, boy.
Mary confessed to me all her accusations were false.
She did not see what she claimed.
There was no witchcraft. There were no familiars, no devils.
All were just the imaginings of a child's mind.
Why do you understand the gravity of your testimony?
Yes, George, I do.
Very well. You may step down.
Mary is to remain with me.
Given your testimony, I feel the child must go elsewhere.
The Reverend Carver will be Mary's new charge by order of the cause.
Tom, Judge. I've finally been a judge for three years.
Tell me everything. Did you see Andrews double again?
again yeah we saw him he told the judge that Mary made it all up none of what she
said was true now what she gets taken away in this time for her lies this helps
us has to we now know for sure that we can alter what happens what do you think
is he right about this maybe I'm being dumb but I don't get how we or anyone
can change something that happened hundreds of years ago well normally I
agree with you but we're not in the real world so now they're running parallel to us so I think
we can change them after seeing monsters and stuff I don't think that we need to worry about that
stuff I think all the things out the window what the fuck we can't stay let's get out of here
my god it's us again look at those outfits this place shut down way way back life as a kid in
the 70s everything was ahead of me we're all there there's got to be another
exit maybe on the ground floor maybe James Clark 1929 I say sadly missed by
as many friends and colleagues oh I can't go in this room says no and chew it
without authorized personnel I'm gonna break the rules though I'm a rebel kiss
Miss my ass.
Mr. Vincent Barnes,
Dear Mr. Barnes,
Employment Warning Letter.
Following our recent display meeting,
I am writing regarding your attendance and behavior.
Management have made every effort to accommodate
your difficult circumstances,
recent injury by accepting your recurring absences.
However, continued warnings regarding attendance,
lateness and intoxication have prompted us to issue
a formal written warning.
Further repetitions of behavior or other misconduct
with them the next 12 months will result in a dismissal.
Raven didn't expect our employees
to be enthusiastic, punctual, and sober.
Mustn't know how to see this letter.
Please sign it to the Foreman's office within seven days.
I'd be very damn sus if that guy wrote me that stupid letter.
Picture? Is that our family?
Get over here. You gotta see this.
This is too fucking weird.
This is too much.
Way too fucking much.
First, a load of weirdo witch killers from ancient history looked just like us.
Now we got the creepy family of the year winners who also looked just like us.
What the actual fuck?
What does it mean, though?
You think they died like the other look likes?
No clue.
Who knows what happened to them?
Maybe we're all stuck in the same nightmare.
Hey!
You really want a souvenir?
From this night?
From this place?
All I know?
I'm keeping hold of this.
Yeah.
Well, you said about all this being a nightmare.
You mean that?
It's my nightmare.
Why are you guys all in it?
Any of us could say the same thing.
I don't know what's real here.
What if nothing is real?
Come on.
So wait, who are those people in the photograph?
Maybe time is fucked up here.
Like, that really is us in that photo.
Time is fucked up in real life, like, one minute, it's March, my animal crossing, and
then, now it's Halloween, and then like a blink again and it'll be after Christmas,
it'll be like, what?
Don't be scared.
It's a big guy.
I wasn't able to flip it over.
Tanya and Vince.
and moon I swear as you get older is it just me or do the days get longer and
the years get shorter like each day feels like it's lasting forever but each
year seems like it flies by little hope factory to close hundreds of layouts
will gut the town nearly 600 jobs are set to be lost a little hope when the
Ravendon textile factory closes in its gates at the next Harvard Road site
September layoffs are workers at the main factory now I'm still in
business across the town. This will announce on Tuesday that Hazel Carver
is with family business. That's been the primary for the town for over 160 years.
The greatest sadness we must make the decision is to consider this work with
factory part of our Senate family and know how much Raven didn't mean to them.
They're going to run the business. Tyler with Carver family said McCarthy
while the daughters have been receptive to unions ideas for saving
the factory may occur rejected by every term. We want a partnership with the
family to save their business and livelihoods, but it seems that the mayor does not accept
partners.
Even workers who did not want to be identified, expressed this better opinion, this is all
about the land.
The carers have owned the town for generations that can't problem the land that will shut
it all down.
As the main source of income for the majority of the town's families, many of us were
what the future will bring. Factory closing will cut the town. One worker told the Herald
of adding more ferrymen, bus drivers wanted full training, give them applied transit,
but he'd better put some Neosporon on that cut of his because that's bad. I hope he
got a tetanus shot recently too. Factory close. Factories enclose you to liquidation
a little hope textiles fall into one since close adventure in place off limits
and attempts to enter personal treat us trespassing for who's gonna treat property
intact at our office thank you for typing dander appreciate that
is there a way to go over there it's that it's the judge guy judge Mathis
Sam Knockett Lewis, Lewiston February 1693. Having read Captain Bond's letter,
Bond, James Bond, said he died today. Having read Captain Bond's letter
resting the familiar with Lieutenant Hope and heard the petitions of the
townsmen. I write to express my signal
concern. Pastor Carver is teaching
straight from the true doctrine of
impiety. He, his mind wandered from the
fellowship of saints and started in
descent over many years. Please attend to
his past behaviors which in fact
encrypt the town. Ask the commission to
be pointed to exams at the fairs last
year. Clear the matter of the girl.
Dyservant? Thoth Swyman, Judge.
Oh, it's Thoth Swyman.
Oh, look, it's his wife.
He had three trophy wives.
You hear that?
Right below us.
You're just a need to find a way out of here.
You're gonna fall through the floor, sir.
That's heavy. Andrew, get your ass over here and help me out.
What's up?
You take that side, I'll take this side.
Push together, right?
Why not just climb around it?
Now, PUSH the dumbasses!
Let's go before anything else happens.
I'm sure he's fine. Let's just leave him.
Is he Daniel out here? He's not here yet.
Okay, let's keep going. Daniel will be okay. He'll catch us up.
My weak-ass flashlight! Why do I get this shitty flashlight? I'm the player!
Oh, town has so much architecture for being so...
old...
in such a small town.
Hey!
What?
We're safe.
Dead version of Grandma.
Secret found.
Old Car with a familiar looking sun symbol on its hood.
Well, that's a secret of the soul easy to see
Released mr. Clark leaving little Hope police department a line has been drawn under the tragic case of Clark house fire
I'll look is watching Anthony Clark the only survivor the blaze was wisdom police Thursday afternoon one on looker said
Boy, it must be must be going through hell right now the Herald approach mr. Clark for combat. He is not
Blamed Clark who was found with a box of matches and hands at the scene for the cause of the fire when Clark left the Little Hope Police Department
Passersby were heard to
burn in hell
Let's go this way. You see that?
Shooter with a gun
Stay on your toes
Anything good happen. The girl was seen in the backyard of the ruined house
Well, this thing is full. We must have been near the oh wait. Nope. It's like there's a few more after this one
It's safe while you still blow breath quickly.
You must die today.
That man is stone.
Not even your wife Amy would spread your lust to serve Satan.
Tell me if you must.
Your outfits speak ill of my late wife.
There is still fighting you.
I must drive the devil out for the safety of everyone here.
What?
No one is safe.
Julesif, do you renounce the devil in all his teachings?
You're insane. I'm no disciple of the devil. I'm soulless of petty remand.
I'm a servant. This is witchcraft. More stones. The devil must be crushed from within him.
Not Grinch. The fate of little old rests in your hands.
Time for what?
The place looks like it burned down. The mirror isn't right.
What's new? Nothing here feels right.
You know what's new, madam?
Is you can save 30% off your order at gfuel.com
until the end of the day using Code Word Dan's Gaming.
It's only until the end of the day.
So you want to stack up on gfuel, go to gfuel.com
and use Code Word Dan's Gaming to save 30%.
That's what's new. Only until the end of the day.
Guys, we're going to take a quick break.
When we're in the bathroom and stuff,
we'll be back in just a couple minutes.
You have sin. The only way to redeem yourself is typing more capa in the chat.
I want two capas from everybody as pennants. Scary sounds.
All right, did it. I'll do that. Come from this way.
First look around here for clues. The Modern Guide to Successful Parenting
by Dr. Andreas Wohler. Parents unhappy with their own upbringing can overcompensate.
They may not want their children to feel the same way they do about their own parents.
They yearn to be friends with their offspring.
So parents accept theories that encourage love as a solution to conflict.
This leads to believe their children misbehave.
They should not be angry or punish them.
Rather, indulge in ever greater displays of love.
Swirling a child this way has grave consequences.
Children become demanding and disagreeable.
They lie incessantly.
Parents suppress anger at their child's misbehavior,
but cannot keep a lid on their frustration so they explode. Frightening, confusing the children.
Parents feel guilty at a loss for a loss of what to do. Fitting a new cycle of misbehavior.
This, the problem lies with parents, with parents trying to be patients, patient with patients
when patients is exhausted, the child needs correction. There are indecisive or
irresolute when firmness is required. If no one corrects him, the child will only escalate
his behavior until his provocation becomes so serious as parents snap.
An eruption restores peace temporarily.
There is a danger in this that the aftermath parents are filled guilty of losing their temper.
Forgive, forget to give the children time to endure his punishment and said they attempt
to undo the correction by easing penalties.
Discipline requires consistency.
Both parents must hold the line against rebellious child and punishments followed through.
should want parents to relax or discipline because of laziness or guilt.
They leave an opening for a naughty child to exploit, setting limits.
Parents must set limits, and indeed, a child refers to parents to be firm,
provided they are also fair.
This is an essential training to get on with other people.
Better the child believes the world will conform to their demands and tantrums.
Such a spoiled child can often are found in Twitch chat
demanding a streamer play the game that they want.
Or how dare they play a game because they don't like it.
They want them to conform to what they want, as if the world revolves around them.
Such spoils are often shocked by the real world cat-copen environment.
It doesn't indulge their ever-increasing whims.
They face becoming unpopular when in their heart the hard way, out of socialized with others.
He just chillin', James and Anne, 4th of November, 1948.
That's them! You're gonna wanna see this!
Thanks for listening, Stence.
They'll back up. I don't really try to just kill these things outright and stop
It'd be nice. They just see they'll try to kill them
Maybe they can but they probably can't
Jump scare coming watch it. Oh, that's not like a Dark Souls boss. Hey
You have died. I can't seem to click on that one
That's where the father was murdered child drawing limbs little girl doll
The speaker looms over her speaking of Dark Souls. Where the hell is Elden Ring?
They got real quiet about that one. Jump scare. Yeah, this one's gonna be a jump scare.
Thank you too long.
So they just tweeted about Elden Ring saying
We're also very appreciative these the ads and support for Elden Ring our next dark action fantasy
Hope you vote forward to it
That's all it, it's all a titan, that's all they, they just basically tweeted a blizzard
soon tweet.
Coming soon, dear Anne, thank you for your letter regarding Meghan.
I understand your concerns and assure you that your daughter's rebellious behavior is not
unusual.
I've helped parents with similar issues and would be happy to help with Meghan's
moral guidance.
Hebrews 12 11 says that all disciplines seem painful rather than pleasant, but later yields
a peaceful fruit of righteousness.
Kind of fucked up saying it said.
Please see me after the service on Sunday so we can arrange time for some personal instruction.
Reverend Carlson, 71.
That is a key.
There's a key in there.
Can you grab it?
Grab the key.
This is making me mad. Grab the obvious key right there.
Right there!
Even if I don't need that key, you always grab a key.
Don't open that door, that's a death trap.
It's not labeled as such.
You hear that?
I did. Let's go find her.
Or a leprechaun. Possibly an elf.
She's in here.
I'm making-
AAH!
Wait, this isn't right. No way.
I assure all gathered here today that our town will be free of the devil's grasp.
Together by God's grace, little hope will prevail.
My word on it. This court is hastily convened, but with good reason. If we are to finally rid
ourselves of the evil which has infested little old, then we must act today. I accuse you, Mary,
of witchcraft.
All the other people in the room are dolls.
I don't know who noticed that.
The evidence I discovered through my investigation is beyond question.
Mary uses her poppet as a familiar to summon and serve the devil.
We have been deceived by a child by her guise of innocence.
This poppet was mistakenly used to denounce Tabitha, but it has always belonged to
Mary and Mary alone.
She allowed her own kin to be executed as she watched in silence.
That is not so! Liar!
Now this tastes like the creature of Satan has the marrow to accuse me, a man of God of wrongdoing.
Whatever she pulls, do not fall for her little girl act.
You made the decision to condemn Mary. You've got to let this run its course.
It is never my intention to run out to this town.
Or its people. Then it will help me.
What can I do?
If I could do something to stop this, I would.
Now in her hour of greatest need,
I'll see how the damn fleets once more for the devil's help.
I beg the court's indulgence.
Please guide me at this time.
This is your counsel.
We have to stop this.
The only madness is right here in this court.
Carver, he's the evil one.
We have been swayed by malice.
The truth hidden from us, but not by Mary.
Mephor and Carver is the one urging us to believe in the devil.
This is all he's doing.
You're not deceiving us any longer. Your true purpose is plain to see.
I will see this town purged of all evil.
He's right. Listen to what he's saying. Carver is to blame.
Yeah, I'm done doing to bring this log back into the line.
I fear the Red Friend that I'm always carrying on.
You have to stop Carver. It's him, don't you get it?
He's condemning Mary to take the heat off himself.
I know what must be done here.
It's still...
What is the meaning of this outrage?
It sickenes me to my core.
There are serious questions which must be asked of you.
How can a man of God conduct himself in such a way?
Mary, your suffering is at an end.
You are free to leave.
Fool!
This led by a child!
Do you not see what she is?
The truth stares at you from the depths of hell, yet you see nothing!
The devil's daughter has deceived you all. Not me. I see her. I see her.
Satan's whore! Who will help me, you cryers?
I was one of the first to follow the odd spell. Now all of the little hope is metamized by you.
I've not the words. Without you, I would be dead. You saved me. I shall remember you all my days.
Did I win? She's so, so loud.
Yeah.
Well, y'all are...
have like, doubles or something.
Best is lasts let's go through some real tough time these past years a mile or so. There's a diner with a working phone
You call for help and you leave this place
Don't you ever come back? That's the diner from the beginning
This I got takeout. I'm real sorry for what I've put you all through. That's gonna haunt me forever
You're not alone here. Take it easy on yourself in through hell finally getting out of this
I just wish we all could have made it.
You're a little confused.
Yeah, I'm fine.
I just want to get these folks to where they need to be.
I doubt a short delay will trouble them too much.
This isn't helping us find help or getting us out of here.
What?
For our bus driver.
What?
Have you seen him?
Sounds like you can use a drink.
Go once I look you in the eye.
You can get it.
I'm not swearing.
That's it.
Game over.
You're done.
For now, at least. You could always try again, see if you can get a different result.
Why? They're not real people.
That's the problem with demons. If you don't lay them to rest, they'll haunt you forever.
Not a bad effort. Some found redemption, some didn't.
You're a do-ee. And you, eventually, found him.
the bus driver. Maybe he can now put the pass behind him until we meet again.
Maybe in the Arabian desert. Maybe somewhere else. But we will meet again.
At least one more time. Maybe, I don't know. Possibly. Maybe if Sony funds another one.
it was okay that's all right it was better than man and madame but worse than until
dawn whoa whoa whoa whoa dnca whoa okay that was close it was okay I mean the
ending was kind of like like I get it I get why it is what it is I just person
I don't like it, I don't like the ending.
Kind of made everything feel almost pointless,
but it's just to me, but yeah.
I guess the people are real to him
if he's got maybe multiple personality disorder or something,
but that also means the monsters weren't real.
Like he was, I don't know.
That guy that was helping him
also wasn't doing a very good job of helping him.
He was, unless the monster was him
and like he was trying to get him out there,
it kept bending him off, I don't know. Other than that, it was like, maybe there's an after
credit scene. There's no way to skip this, is there? Yeah, basically, there was a game
about mental illness. I'm guessing something like that one game. What was that game that
came out? Can't believe it. The other one was about Hellblade. Yeah, that one. Hellblade
was got mental illness too but I don't know it was okay I just didn't care for
very much I don't like it as much as until the horror tends to have a people
who make horror movies and games and they have a real big desire to they have
real big desire to tell like a dramatic story with like whoa and then when they
And when they do that, they tend to, I don't know, kind of miss the mark sometimes.
It's rare that it's done well.
Oh, I got the good ending though.
Well, there you go.
Or one of the good endings.
That's good.
Probably the best best endings if everyone could save.
Maybe, I don't know.
Yeah, there's four endings.
And also, I noticed that there was a lot of missing scenes in that, which prior people
saying that you get to see if you play in co-op so maybe those extra scenes from
co-op make the story a little more complete. Oh there is skipped end.
Published by...
Or not.
Even if I try.
No.
I don't believe in how it's there.
They say the souls of the dead went deep underground to the House of Ashes.
Where they lived on dust, plagued by the demons of the underworld.
How's it this day?
That's that that's a trailer for the next game. That's cool. I like that game. It was
I don't like the ending. I really think it was kind of
It was it was a ending that makes you go
really
Some people will love the ending and that's great. I just personally just felt like
Really at the ending really? This is what we're really this is it
We're going this route really
is like one of those endings where some people love it and I'm just whenever
there's anything like that I'm just like whenever people do the it was all a
dream I go like so I didn't like the Joker movie I was like it's like yeah I
get it I get like I get it but I still don't I don't like it I don't like when
and everything's all a dream.
Sorry if you didn't see that movie yet, but it's just like,
and like lost, lost it something like that,
where it was just like, really, I get it,
it's just, I don't find them satisfying, it's just me.
I mean, they're in different ways, but,
the Joker had a, you know, like a lot,
like everything you saw was not really
what happened kind of a thing.
Yeah, loss got lost, you know,
that kind of a thing where the Joker has a thing to you were like all these
things happen but not really you know that those kind of moments got I got
dinner I couldn't figure out what is that was a real the Joker movie and
that's the one really annoying part well if you watch it like multiple times
you could like pick up on things but I don't like the Joker movie for me I
didn't like it everyone else loved it I just watched the movie and I was
board. And they really lost me with like the, what is happening? Where is Alfred? What is
going on? Like what? What is happening? I don't know. I was just like, oh man, what is going
on now. Yeah, I was just like, I didn't get it. But, you know, everyone's allowed to like
different things.
Hey everybody and welcome! Today we're playing Dark Pictures Entity House of Ash. This is
part three of the third three-part trilogy of games in this series. We may not get another.
This may be the last one or maybe back in one feature. But this is currently the
last one of this trilogy. And let's hope it's good. The other two games in the
The series have been great, I liked Little Hope and Man in Medan.
I think they're fun little games to play with chat.
But we're going to go ahead and jump in and start playing.
Oh, there's one more confirmed after this.
Ooh, there's going to be eight total.
Ooh!
I'm getting indeniable proof that it will be more
because Twitch Chat said so and Twitch Chat never lies
as false information ever so it looks like there should be more so we said
they're gonna be there's gonna be four in four this will be the season finale of
the next one will be the season finale of the first four and there'll be a
second four so hopefully hopefully it's good all right we're gonna play
solo because Dan said I don't have a question quite with let's turn on
Subtitles real fast for people that need it in chat. Subtitles on please. Yes. Oh, whoops.
Was that home cinema now? Headphones. Headphones please. Graphics, quality, quality,
big quality. Okay, display, HDR. No thank you. I can't capture that properly.
Well, this is the PS5 version, so the PC version will have much more settings, of course.
Alright, let's go ahead and jump in. Hopefully it is good!
Thank you for all those subs and gift subs, guys. You guys have been amazing. Thank you very much.
Ooh, looks like Egyptian stuff. Wait, what?
So forgiving challenging death is inevitable. There's difficulty settings
Well for the first playthrough, I want us to get to the story
So we'll do a challenging playthrough
Simply because watching me do the things again and again may not be exactly the most sentimental
Superplay the middle one so that we can get to the story
So you guys understand the story and then later we'll try the least the one at something
But right now we're gonna do this one because I want us to get to the story
is the story game. They have sown the wind and they shall reap the whirlwind. Horsy.
Every choice has a consequence. Some decisions save lives. Others are murder. Jews, wines,
and women. And these game choices have mild consequences. And no expression on their
face. Your words are meaningless here. Your blood will pay the debt our king demands.
Your sacrifice will lift the scars from our land.
General Verato, I believe my lord, the king demands your urgent presence.
The gods smile on you, for now. Take this one back to his cell. I'll deal with him
later. You're in luck, Gutian.
Luck? No luck for these dogs.
We should leave this place.
The king, his madness threatens to swallow us all.
This temple is cursed.
I'd rather die in this cursed house than perish to the plague and famine out there.
We have all orders, Captain.
Oh, God sent you to destroy my kingdom.
I know it, girl. I see everything.
Look around you.
It's this whole not famous enough for my mistake.
Do the gods not ask in its glory?
The good hands are coming, General.
The moon god sends an army to destroy us.
I shall muster our forces immediately.
Good. And what news from below?
There are hundreds of prisoners, my king.
Their sacrifice will take time.
time is no longer in our hands no matter the blood of this army will nourish
the sands the sacrifice will be fulfilled starting with this one
tell me general does she remind you of anyone liking do you not see a hint of
your own daughter in her what age would she have been now 18 18 what the tragedy
display has been kill her by your command press the button before the time
runs out they don't have a circle anymore damn that is a throw as
impressive horrifying but impressive that gives the meaning to the phrase
spirit how did you manage to get yourself rookie guard rookie yeah that
guard is really bad of this guy's a bad ass or both they just sit there all day
with his little mask on in the desert like that would suck and as to that
let's give me strength I must say this temple is really nice looking for being
made by the people of primitive tools do you not hear the monster you're making?
Jeff will do that to you
Yeah, this is much safer.
Let's go down in the scary pedigals.
Test timer repeatedly before it runs out.
I love these games like interactive movies.
It's not just a rash.
That was a big rat, if that was a rat.
Press R to pick a Bob just in front of the stamina.
I'm scared of...
I'm curious what the, um...
performance setting is like, in comparison.
Much different, but it runs way better.
So the... the...
premonitions are on there.
Wearing helmets, cause they were literally just in a war.
Just be careful, that fire, very red.
Very red.
Uh, they may be hidden information.
We are cursed by our own actions.
Why did your king grade the temple?
Same story that history has taught us.
Or gold. Or glory.
Or greed.
They should make a movie based on the mummy.
Like, have a game based on the mummy, like this.
That would be cute.
Not a movie based on the game based on the mummy.
I'll do this. First, we're saved on you. You first. What is this that dawns you?
Nothing to concern an Akkadian. How do we get out of here alive? He's a friend.
Or another enemy. There's always hope. These are the tutorials and all the characters were
much more modern looking than this so show this is just like a prologue to explain the environment
how many ways into this two cameras so close to his back so clash of clothing
over here but all you hope is to stand together no if we both run let me both die
ready your sword right together when just that circle button something tells me they would die
Anyways, this is like the beginning part. It's the badass guy. I love this guy
If the guy plays Terminator and Terminator, I mean the evil Terminator and Terminator 2
He's got that look about him. He's just going grocery shopping, but he's such a badass. It looks epic
Get some milk, but he's a badass
All right, since this is a brand new game and people have been playing on Twitch already
Are you going to emote only for it?
Does it prevent some boilerinos?
So get your emotes ready!
Decisions that will affect the lives of others how those decisions play out will become clear
I expect you're wondering who I am
Where you created the custodian of
My purpose is to keep a record of everything you do every decision or mistake
You make I've made none of those. This is my repository
I'm told stories, stories about friends and enemies, loyalty and betrayal, life and death.
Understand that I am not here to help you and to bend the rules from time to time.
To descend into the unknown alone is extremely grave or extremely foolish.
Brave. Let's go with brave.
Perhaps there is more to you than meets the eye.
Let me give you a few words of advice.
Throughout the story you will encounter certain pictures,
pictures which allude to possible outcomes.
I suggest you pay attention to their meaning.
It could foreshadow a future best-woken.
Not alas, sans a time of run-out for us.
We'll meet again soon to see how you fare.
full faith I won't be looking any of the pictures this time I'm look away 2003
providing t-shirt on this Jason Colchak
good trip Eric Keene not particularly well the mechanics layer you're early
is my breaking room prep
this guy looks like a castle ready for your presentation since we get word
from the CEO. Get to go.
You should read this.
Are you chewing gum?
In New York?
There's a new king in the castle.
Looks that way.
That's valuable research.
Yeah.
Yes, siry.
Jeez.
Dr. Stokes, at your service.
First Lieutenant Jason Kolchak.
Well, in the briefing room.
Thank you for those brand new subs,
Nog and Lucas apart.
Yo, is this much of a dick?
Huh. So many dick levels. This is like a two.
Wait till he turns it up to eleven.
That's a lot of dick. Speaking of...
What's up, Marine? Can't you keep up?
This could be our last time together, Rachel.
And after what happened at the checkpoint,
I thought I was done.
These last few weeks, you've lifted me up.
I don't know where I'd be without you.
Rachel King, I'll be there in five.
Fuck, it's him. He's early.
Your husband, you mean?
Husband?
Don't you think it's about time you came clean?
Put your clothes back on. Straighten up.
Hey, Rachel. Are you gonna tell him about us or what?
You and Eric have been apart for a year.
Whatever you had, it's gotta be over. Come on.
Baby, I just don't think this is the right time.
That's bullshit. There's never a right time.
Soon, Nick. I promise.
soon I'll see you at the briefing I'll have to excuse the noise and disorder
just getting the bass set up damn Kona my mind only a few weeks ago so down
living it up in here down down in candy bar while some more bastards lift his
toenail nice image only you could see the state of this place now makes me
smile yeah that ends well the CIA got the army the Marines the IA the Air Force
everyone's invited everyone wants a piece of history
God bless America Marica allows soldier I see you old man
you busting out those reps you come join me maybe I'll teach you later we have
company is that the the judge from the previous game you get my sweat you want
to spot me little lady you just find from here thanks ignore a car for Merwin
you like social skills thank you now sir you know as it's a resident jackass
sergeant K there's a lieutenant colonel kane just taking him down to the
briefing room yeah I gotta go get a present we'll see you in there Marine so
What's his malfunction?
Nick ain't been himself lately.
We got caught up in a shooting a few weeks back.
Spill you need a bullet and it took it hard.
Is he combat ready?
He's a big boy, sir. He's ready.
Yeah, he doesn't need therapy or anything. He's fine. It was tough it out.
Damn, Joey, they got you shimmed behind a desk? You want me to make a call?
Now I'm all good.
People who sit behind a desk don't tend to cast so many bullets, you know?
That hat's really big.
So this must be the one and only satellite guy.
Lieutenant Colonel Eric King.
And if I'm not mistaken, Lance Corporal, that makes me your commanding officer.
Shit me, right?
Alright, what's that shit?
You have the Colonel full side access?
Is this man a conehead? Why is that hat so... big?
Sir, if I were you, I wouldn't get too comfortable behind that desk.
I'm telling you, the Queen Bitch finds out about this.
this she's gonna flip her shit that's my wife you're talking about had no idea I'm
sorry nice work hot shot cranking up the dick level for this guy he's in trouble
sir I'm so sorry right from never said she was married we've been working
apart this last year no cheating J-lang you know it's only
bitch now she's gone up in the world it helps we like to think of it as a term
of endearment let's get you shut up I'll leave the techy stuff to you I'll leave
everything good yet what is this place anyway it's like an old ballroom that's
exactly what it is with the survey becoming like to get down there's a
It's all seen in action.
See of Rachel King, conventional.
I can't wait to be an instant off with her head.
I can't wait to be guys talking behind me, OK?
With the survey group becoming operational today,
it is imperative to stress the need for mission success.
Our military operation is clear and compelling in state.
US forces have engaged to the international community
from Iraqi weapons and mass destruction
until we prove that threat we cannot rightfully
justify the invasion of an international law. With the cessation of hostilities, the risk
of the regime destroying evidence of weapons of mass destruction is heightened. The survey
group needs to move quickly to identify and exploit weapons of mass destruction sites
and personnel. Allies in the international community need reassurance that our intelligence
services are sound with a 40 report to ensure. Sam Fuller, Director of Human Intelligence,
Oh
Wouldn't surprise me. I'm sure they'll find them
Yeah, they'll find them
If you don't step on my foot
So just total solar eclipse around that copium
Colonel King
This is King
Eric, this is my team and if you want to brief them you clear with me first
Now I gotta be a dick
This is my team now
What are you talking about?
I have direct orders from sent down to a sin command of your task force
Are you serious? Have you known me to be any other way? Yeah, Lieutenant Colchak be so kind
This is from shock central it confirms that Lieutenant Colonel King is assumed control of this operation
I'm gonna need access to your network
Who the hell are you? This is dr. Stokes. I've given her full clearance
I bet you have and it looks like you've given someone else full clearance
okay I'll go figure it out for myself Dr. Stokes please prepare the
presentation you found something fuck is that modern art or something this is
footage from the highly classified Kailas program Kailas means something
to me it's a thermal satellite system that I personally pioneered oh I'm
I'm impressed. Please, pioneer away.
You behave like this in all your briefings, Corporal?
Boys are just eager to catch a break, sir.
No harm in it.
Very well. Satellite sweeps have the war zone
having covered what appears to be an underground storage facility.
This will, of course, require further investigation,
but I strongly suspect where Sadam's chemical weapons are hidden.
I got you, you son of a bitch.
The command count has given the green light to raid the facility and seize any weapons on site.
Our facilities may be over, but there are holdout groups of Republican Guard all over the country.
They could deploy those weapons at any time, so we need to move fast.
The Army is giving us a ride out there in their helos.
On arrival, Lieutenant Kolchak will leave the raid on the facility.
Once it's secured, we'll carry out a full weapons inspection.
Now listen up.
There's been a change of leadership, but Rachel's operational expertise and local knowledge is just as valuable as ever.
She'll be flying with us, and I want you all to show her the same respect.
Any questions?
What the fuck are we waiting for? I'm ready.
Yeah!
It's travel territory out there, Colonel. Make no mistake. Those people are feral. I take it we're getting their support.
Nah, too many birds can bring them down on us.
We move fast in, fast out.
Yeah, that's pretty much what your mom said to me.
That's careful, boy.
I didn't pull out so fast.
It could have been your poppy.
Oh, all right. That's enough, Merlin.
Sir, what's your call?
I'll put in a request for air support to be on standby.
Our birds can fly low under the radar.
The site is in the Zagros Mountains,
so we'll have plenty of ground cover.
We go dark until weapons are secured. We don't break radio sounds within 24 hours. Suncom will mount a rescue operation a
Lot of sheep can go down in 24 hours. I quit being a bitch. I'm just saying this oh
This is why we went to war
This is what gets us out of bed every morning
Make no mistake ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, breakfast. That's how we stopped the down from using these weapons
It's an interesting way to like start this story and the reason why they're
in Iraq at this tomb. Very clever.
Therese, let me start the equipment.
I'm on it.
I don't know man. This don't feel right. I'm getting this tingle down the back of my neck.
Oh sweetie, look. Good rug down. Sort that right out, huh?
Seriously? I got a real bad feeling about this.
That's what you get from spending too much time with Eric.
Is there anything you can do?
Divorce?
I'm gonna download the latest satellite data.
You can have some alone time with him.
Thank you, Clarice.
My fee?
We need to talk.
You're something I have to tell you.
You should know,
it wasn't my decision to take over your operation.
This is it.
Everything I've worked on these past years,
it's ready.
This is the big break we've been waiting for.
This isn't about us, Eric.
I just want things to go back to the way they were.
How we left it, things weren't so great between us.
We've been through worse, a lot worse.
Cyberpunk.
Nothing has changed, Eric.
You know that.
You and I, there is no you and I, it's over.
Please, Rach, don't say that.
You're not wearing your wedding ring.
Uh-oh.
Be careful with that.
Oh, shit, sorry.
She got in that box of tricks anyway.
What the fuck is that?
What the?
Ultraviolet light.
We use it to sweep her explosives.
Oh.
Let me have a go.
No.
How much longer for that download, Clarisse?
I need an ASAP.
It's five minutes ASAP enough for you.
That's so long.
Oh, no.
Good.
I'm going to check the satellite maps.
What's the greatest bandwidth?
We work with what we have.
Can you sign this 1348?
Huh?
Equipment release form.
Can you?
I'm sure.
Check all equipment and check it again.
Yeah, I hear you.
Is that your wedding ring?
What's in here?
I don't know what I'm looking at.
Looks like, is that football?
I don't know, I don't follow football.
Look around for one of those pictures
like to hide them in these places I don't know is it a football player no I don't know
could be that's explosive this is what I think it is WP sir white phosphorus it's
just for pop and smoke and show these are only to be used for cover
Understood?
Understood.
Thanks.
After all, Saddam is the one who's breaking weapons conventions.
Not us.
Yeah, we'll just use them for smoke.
We're not going to do anything bad.
CENTCOM, uh...
Organized Red...
Fine Intelligence, Organized Red Warfare.
Nothing super-excited there.
Hello, Gloves.
What the hell we need this crap for we need to be mobile we need to be prepared
But the cell of the it's underground possibly under construction and stay for this way
You want me to feel safe?
Give me some more shooters
So you're my technician
I'm pretty bad you I should fucking hopeful
I'm gonna keep our gear in check if any Iraqis pop their heads up. I'll take and clean fucking off
You seem pretty competent, Corporal.
If you need any assistance with the climbing gear, I'm here to help you.
I'm sure I'll manage, Colonel. Climbing gear. Fucking pencil pusher.
What's wrong with climbing gear? What do you have against climbing gear?
Mission accomplished. President Bush declares end of hostilities in Iraq.
That's too real.
See, uh, Iraqi Surrey group, mailman, band activity,
Seren District report disappearance, two aid workers,
Seren District workers named as failed to contact,
two-week skill workers, Robb to kill, message in.
Usually these sections are trying to get certain amount of time
to explore and find stuff, which I hate,
because I want to find all of these.
Is that it?
I think we'll bag Chemical Holly at this facility.
We'll send them to the vicinity, we'll get them.
That almost makes it worth the risk.
Almost?
Well, you know, I'd still rather be sitting behind a desk.
If she hits the fan, at least we
can rely on air support to dig us out.
I'm sure it won't come down to that.
You seem confident.
We seem surprised.
I can't believe it's not letter.
It is all about.
I haven't found a picture yet, a spoiler picture.
May not be one over here.
I think I found everything.
Is there something else I didn't miss?
Is there something over here? Nope.
Think I found them all.
Down those complete.
Let's get some Helos.
Oh, dial up.
But when you ask me something,
I can tell by that look on your face.
You think I'm,
You're talking about the skipper. He's a hard-ass and he wants us to know it
But I ain't bothered by that. I like it actually. I bet you do guys a corn cob off his ass
We're in not yet
We're gonna need someone tough in control
Salim off in Iraq ground forces
his presence
Zade and the gates
Zane camera, please
Uncomfortably close to camera. What is that?
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Chad, are you going to dig up pop every time I read something?
Oh my God.
it's important lore chat yeah okay oh he looks a little derpy to me wait who's
having a question in the back oh do we fold it over because we broke up drama
drama drama drama one's breaking up what's in the present that is not a
Okay, happy birthday same my boys. I'm coming a man. Love always dad
Must be nice
Mine's still looking for milk. He went out 30 years ago. I don't know why milk's so hard to find
Don't go in there just yet. And this one they really let the camera go right up on the backers back
Hope it's just for some of these non essential parts
Is there something behind there? It's all like lit up.
Zinn?
Hello? I don't know one of those pouches he has on his front. That would be a great place
to source some, like, some bottles of G Fuel. So cans.
Black cat. Stone hinge. Evil witch. And then O.
Mesopotamian mythology. Dr. Shakwe Amonix.
What is some aggression card for B?
The heavens were no place for mortals. The Sumerians believed that the sky was formed of a configuration of domes, each shewn from a different precious dome. The outermost dome embodied and on the God of the sky.
The Middle Dome was the home to the gods of the heaven, and the Lowermost Dome was the
abode of the stars.
The number of domes varied between three and seven.
Number seven itself had magical properties that recurred frequently throughout Mesopotamian
myth.
Seven demons, seven thrones, seven spirits, and seven gates of the underworld.
To the Sumerians, the stars and planets each had their own deities.
Utu was the sun.
Narnal was later altered as Swinir's Seen was the moon.
Nurgala was ascribed to Maas, Nabu to Mercury, Murdoch to Jupiter, Niana to Venus.
Dad, what are you doing?
The heavens were truly the abode of the divine, the earth below was given to humans.
No soul could travel upward in this worldview, instead they were confined to the earthly
domain even in death.
As no one of the Sumerians were among the first worlds first astronomers, they chartered
the position of the stars and if their planets applied the movement of the constellations,
the other surviving records from the period incomplete, some believe that the discoveries
of the rest of the team in astronomy were passed on to the western world and formed
the basis of the classical Crescian maps.
Uh oh, title drop, in ancient belief the world was made of earth, sea, and sky and
Clothes in a box of imperished tin, the underworld known as Kerr, the house of ashes, where people
went when they died.
Souls were led to a cavern deep underground where they endured a shadowed existence.
Oops.
Shouts as to hear that the only drink was dust.
The only food was clay.
There was no light, only darkness.
There was no rewards or punishments for deeds done in life.
There was no words, only emotes.
a soul's comfort was determined by their burial as dead were often buried under or near the home.
It's daily sacrifice of food and drink were made to the spirit to the departed.
Family members who poured wine into the dead person's grave would quench their thirst
in the house of ashes. The message to the living was to live well and be buried richly
and have many descendants who would supply food and drink in the afterlife for years to come.
The dead could return wrong wrong button again taking return to the earth as ghosts upon us those
descendants who did not leave enough offerings for food and drink to them.
Ventual ghosts could inflict misfortune and sickness in living and maladies such as headaches,
stomach pains, fever and mental disorders could be attributed to ghosts as taming healers describe
many illnesses to the action of ghosts. Others were caused by gods and demons.
chat did you give your dead relatives liquor and food did you put poor into
their graves because if you didn't that means they might come for you cause you
real sickness anything in the closet before I go no he must be under the
Bad
I'm going to deal with him in my knowledge.
I'm going to tell him two things.
First of all, you tell me how your father knows what you did.
Tell him that your father is more dangerous than you.
What's the time?
Captain Basry, welcome.
Yes, sir. We have to leave on time.
What time is it?
The enemy is coming, sir. The enemy is coming to us right now.
The enemy?
Yes, sir. The war ended and we lost.
Yes, that's right. No one is alive.
The enemy is coming. And this is our land.
And we have to fight for it.
They're coming. I'm sure of it.
Yes.
Look, they're coming to us.
We need to stay in their place.
So that their planes can reach us.
I don't know what he's doing. He's taking care of me.
I don't know what he's doing. I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to answer you.
I understand.
Now I gotta kill him, I guess.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
He's the last one.
I can remember that.
Silent, silent, silent years.
Oh, he doesn't have a foot.
Hey, listen up boys.
We're coming in fast.
Hey, Moe.
What's your mama in the premiere triangle have come?
Why are you fucking alive?
They both swallow Marines.
That's pretty good, boy.
Hey look, your mama's so nasty.
I called her for bone sex and I got a fucking ear infection.
Oh, damn.
How are you missin'? I know.
Yeah, you like that.
I gotta shit some more of those bad boys lined up.
Yeah, that's what your mama said.
you want to cut the bullshit and focus on the mission hey only one place I let a woman boss me
around like that all right that's between the sheets oh I'm surprised your mom lets women
into your bedroom don't want to get in jealous now oh fuck y'all
Oh
They're gonna tell me what you're fucking with me.
Oh.
Holy shit, Marine.
You gotta keep a lid on that with the girl around you here.
5x5, sir.
Semper 5?
Semper 5?
What's that, some kind of Boy Scouts thing?
It's a Marine thing.
It means always loyal.
So what?
It's supposed to be lucky?
Marines have both older superstitions.
Can't be with one.
Check it out. They say to never look back when they disembark in the healer. Otherwise you curse the whole team
That's gotta be about the stupidest thing I've ever heard
Yeah, well maybe
But as I see it, why do you chase eyes forward at all times look backwards in a war zone
There's no wonder you get your ass shot off
Get you going Marines. Oh, what we were sent here to do and may God be my witness
We're gonna succeed
That brother
There's gonna be a fight it's not good
You curse the whole team
We're gonna sigh out this shit
Prisoners are playing ball Roger good get corporate merwin a pop yellow smoke at the L team bringing the Colonel
Well, that was easy this rates of plus these people are not the enemy. They're just shepherds
I need something sit right there if you will no charge fire search or casualties
form a secure and we're processing captives captives have you located an
entrance to the underground silo negative sir there is one is well
camouflaged if there is one what does that mean lieutenant we have yet to
carry out a full search we'll find it sir I want a full report when we get
back as to why I took your team so damn long to secure this farm hi sir
As a consequence, any hold on Iraqis are probably on high alert and disappointed Lieutenant.
Let me assure you Colonel, my team is ready for anything.
Is that a fact, Lieutenant?
He's such a dick.
That one is moving.
So rude.
Got a place locked down tighter than a verge.
Do not finish that sentence, Corporal.
Are they ready for questioning?
Yeah, just don't ask them any tough physics questions.
Let's go.
Stay short. If anyone's so much as brave as a knife, Brown, I want to know about it.
Copy that.
I don't know about you guys, but something doesn't feel right about this place.
Oh, yeah? So is that this, uh, women's intuition that you've got?
President, just blank, sir. Over.
Hey, you want to find out what happens when you piss it off?
Stay still. I'm just going to pat you down.
Peace be upon you, my brother.
I need to ask you a question, and you need to tell me the truth.
Where is the safe place?
I'll make him talk.
Stand by. I've got this.
Talk to me again.
Where is the safe place?
How is that?
Some kind of effigy.
Possibly pagan.
Where is it?
You'll find out soon.
Gotta go for this option.
Yeah.
Well, obviously these are more than just shepherds.
There's some booty shit goin' on here.
We'll have to figure out what they're hiding,
cause they're obviously hiding something.
Tell me where the silo is.
It's an A-list arm, ma'am.
Everyone in this country is armed.
I wanna apologize.
We should've been more alert back there.
It won't happen again.
Seriously though, some damn good shooting.
I owe you one. This is?
It's a big gang of gangsters.
More than you need to sing,
you can enter the warehouse.
Oh! Not cool.
Stand down, Lieutenant.
The only language these people understand.
I've got this under control.
He spit on you, that's not nice.
Are there any more captives?
Yeah, in the other hut.
Follow me.
It's disgusting and rude.
I'm fine.
And then, I'll talk to you.
Keep a firm eye on this one.
Oh, that guy's gonna die, he doesn't have a face.
They even bothered to put a face on him
because they were like, this guy's gonna die, Westman.
I haven't bothered putting the character model there.
That whistling sound.
This song is very creepy.
Looks like we're on the right track.
Sure.
I swear, Merman's brought some bad juju down on us.
I don't believe in curses,
the tooth fairy, the oceanic lodge.
What?
The tooth fairy, yeah.
Santa? I say that, so...
You truly fucked up Christmas, man.
Why wouldn't he believe in something that's real? I don't understand.
Santa's real?
Well, Santa just has an issue. Santa likes to keep the economical divide going, because, you know, he gets rich people more presents than less rich people, you see.
For some reason, you think you'd give everyone the same, but no, the rich kids get more presents
and more expensive presents for some reason.
I don't know why, it's weird.
There's shit here.
You got something to say, Sergeant?
Look at the ground.
What do you see?
Jack's shit.
There was a silo where's all the tracks.
Nah.
Man, this is a fishing expedition.
This precious calis has got it all wrong.
We follow orders, Sergeant.
I think the silo is here, it's just hidden, it's probably so hidden they haven't even built it yet.
Who's doing that whistling? That's a lot of gas masks. That's a lot of gas masks for being shepherds chat.
that's suspicious that's a little Dan W right there this is farmers are these
so many gas masks
what's that?
I'm sure we just keep seeing better by the minute these people are nothing but common
crooks what the fuck was Eric thinking? I want this place turned inside out it
just became an RPG they don't light up the colors anymore so it's like oh what was a good maneuver
clap for that guy
it's beginning of the game you're not dying yet
bad for the actors that die right away they don't get paid very much for the other people
Uh-oh. Looks like that's a yes.
Yeah, that's sorry. War. I've seen, I have seen that movie where the guy lets the guy
go and he comes back and kills him later.
Hi, it's sinkhole. Num num num num num.
Ha ha ha ha. I swear, right in the mouth.
Ah, good.
In these lands.
Jason!
Group of the Allied Forces, find Jason.
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Now, you want to talk your flashlight off and on in the light.
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
I'm close, man. I'm coming.
We're fine. This is creepy. It is so dark down here. Oh my god. That was not human or
an animal that I recognize. The ancient temple. We need to get back topside. Regroup with the
rest of the squad and signal for Medevac. This place ain't no weapon silo, but it's
sure as fuck crawling with iranke's nick sergeant k pull yourself together
eyes wide I saw something what do you mean self something I mean it wasn't you
in the tunnel she'd have never gotten up that healer I fucking knew it I knew
you weren't ready for this I swear to God do not get got involved in this
bullshit now I don't want to hear another fucking word you pull your
sit together right fucking now before you get us both killed you gotta believe
me now you believe this sergeant you didn't see shit some's not right I know
you can feel it one thing I'm feeling is that I got my work out with you you
ever seen anything like this place grass from history at school this is the
great temple of EA games past I think this is the maxis department from Sim
City me don't feel it was once a great empire feel what exactly but now I'm so
I don't feel shit you sure about that I'll look here Sim City 2000 I'm not
looking don't want spoilers this thing is heavy gonna look skimmy ahead I'm
I'm gonna need some more muscle.
I'm just giving Jim again.
No!
That's mom!
Jesus, I'm trying! Will you stop squirming around?
Oh my God.
He's leading out. They have to cut him down right now.
Go tie, buddy. We got you.
Nick, make it here.
Cut the wires.
You don't think I'd just kill you.
It's not that bad.
You're gonna poke through, brother.
It's okay.
We're gonna poke through, okay?
This you keep look out
Fuck just happen
Louise I got this I got this buddy
I'm a trained video gamer
I'll help you
Fucking bad
You gotta shit
Shush! Shush!
Quiet!
Have some copium!
Here's some copium!
Come on!
You got it!
Oh, man!
What are you doing here?
Get him!
He's gone, Nick!
More Wednesday!
It's said press triangle!
He would have just slowed us down anyways.
It's okay.
You look surprised.
You must be safe, Osman.
You must be safe.
You must be safe.
You must be safe.
You must be safe.
Captain!
Dog!
Is that it, Esma'ani?
Is there a sound?
How?
Captain!
Zift!
Is that it, Esma'ani?
Am I...
Fire?
The...
The...
The gap?
How?
The gap?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
I
Will be fine
These case systems look really good many they did a good job of the
So far I find this game to be better than the first two that they've been a really good job of it
Are you guys enjoying it so far that guy's very dead?
These monsters are wasteful. They don't need all their food. They just play with it. So let's not go that way.
Spoilers again. Look away. Maybe all these these guys are just hungry and they need a
day and eat a little bit and then leave us alone. Or someone fed them after midnight and now they're
So by making L1 the flashlight, it took away the run faster option.
Oh, that's a big cliff.
Oh, there goes your gun.
That's fine.
Who needs that?
This just keeps getting better and better.
I don't know if we're trapped in this place.
We have no gun now, and worse, no light.
I can't see anything.
The Dan suffered.
At least we have a flare.
Oh, you have a lighter! Oh!
That's...
Do you guys know the difference between a uh, hippo and a zippo?
One is a animal, and the other is a little lighter.
One's a heavy animal, one's a little lighter.
Are you gonna throw the flare again or just leave it there like this?
How's all these claw marks?
And then you have to shoot that well, I think Zane would be good not seeing this honestly
It's like it's okay then. I missed anything. Let's just make sure
Don't get one shot. Hey, well, I don't see things. I guess we go through the door
Trying to get that lower for you Chad. Well, I thank you for all those subs and gift subs guys
It's been a lot of you doing the game. Thank you very much a lot of first-time people have
I've been talking to chat for the first time today.
Thank you too. You guys are amazing. Thank you for being here.
It is nothing personal, but if a monster shows up,
I'm throwing you at the monster and I'm running back.
It's nothing personal.
The sound reminds me of clickers from the last of us.
The body's gonna move, isn't it?
Oh! Yeah!
Missed the gun!
Oh, too bad.
Did you see Sergeant K?
Colchak?
Last I saw, they were together.
Something's interfering with the signal.
That could be another way out.
It's our only option. Let's move.
Now!
True.
Hair beiners, quick draws, rope, light.
Shit!
Okay.
All good?
All good.
Let's do it.
Unlike our marriage, it's all good.
Lass is steep dropped nowhere.
We've got rope.
Hey look! There's an airflow.
I say we climb.
Someone did you start smoking?
Excuse me?
The lighter.
It's nothing. Just something I picked up at the back of base.
A little bit of audio delay, so I'm gonna go ahead and try to refresh it.
So you might hear some crackling for just a second, but it should go away.
Some popping sounds will pop.
Are you ready?
Are you? This place doesn't look much like a weapon silo to me.
You'd love that, wouldn't you?
What's that supposed to mean?
Yeah. I don't know, but yeah.
Nothing. Doesn't mean anything.
I don't know what that was supposed to mean, but yeah, it's trying to be dick, I guess.
Quality time.
Those that have watched the Harvester Vod know all about quality time.
That's just reminding me of old Andrew H.
You mean the sense of feeling lost?
Um, I was gonna say because we love each other or something, but
I'm gonna be all negative about it mine.
A picture.
I'm not glad it's for me. I want to be... I don't want to influence my choices. Do you read them?
Chanel?
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something something, clicks, link your accounts, get your
sixty free emails don't forget expires of their days but no I don't know I don't
know what that means looks old yeah doing a long time it's ancient I know
that's uniform I know Sumerian maybe but it works every time what is this place
you put the expert on history then realize maybe don't know me as well as
Or maybe you don't make yourself knowable, because you're afraid to be vulnerable.
Yeah.
You're the one with the problem on me.
You're the one on the side of stairs.
Of course, I'm stable.
Yeah, it looks fine.
QQT.
Should I start and pull under pressure?
I don't know.
After you left, I learned to deal with pressure.
Oh, honey, um, what do the Iraqis call us?
infidels? so if it was like infidels what would you call that infidelity do you
know anything about that hmm ma'am infidelity no I know she cheated on me
because I saw him when I think this place is
how to say these cargings look religious I think we may be in a temple
Such a fascinating time period.
Pazuzu.
I love that name.
It's a Sumerian demon. Something to the plagues, I think.
Plagues and demons, huh? Grave.
I'm believable. I was not expecting this at all.
Not you and me both.
Hmm.
Looks like my flashlight doesn't work anymore after that cutscene.
Unfortunately, so I can't see.
Grave, that's all we need.
That is a very steep cake.
I hear them down there, the clickers.
What is it?
You didn't hear that?
I didn't hear anything.
I heard something down there.
Marouette's place is still something special.
Wonder what happened here.
That's gunfire.
Where's it coming from?
Of a monster's arms?
Move.
We should move.
Can you make anything else?
It's deep.
Alex said to you it's our only option
Get the room
Going down. That is a steep drop. That is a gorgeous building. I'm believable
We're not the first ones here. All this crap must be what Kayla's detected. I'm sorry Eric for real
You put everything into this research
More than you'll ever know
Can't blame yourself. I'll learn from this
I'll go back and work twice as hard to rewrite the program.
Kale's will be stronger than ever.
You know a thing I can do in?
You don't believe in me?
There's no use in dwelling on it.
We need to focus on task ahead and find a way out of this place.
How long will we fight when we're not going to die for monsters?
You know?
Maybe that's a better...
Are we after shots?
Something's lurking in the dark.
This looks like archaeological gear.
Somebody was studying this room
Yeah, we can use those lamps the light got the Marines to us. Do you think that still works?
Generator it'll work just needs gas
You need to find some
Wherever you are Nick
You're safe
Sorry, did you say something?
Nothing nothing not talking about my man on the side. No
definitely not I love the confidence let's just go find some gas in in a
ancient buried ruin yeah let's just go find something you gotta see this all
call signs this is king does anyone copy over I see a couple things over here
That's that picking up this thing started even cataloging these pieces
29
Do you think son fuck? That's a hell of a lot of fireworks. Oh my
That is old dynamite that is not good
This is king to all call signs. Are you receiving over?
Old dynamite's very volatile
Well, there's gas there. I don't want to click on that just yet. It might end the cutscene.
The Exploration.
The Curse of Akkad by Aileen Genoux.
Scholar's research occurred with God of the Curse of Akkad's fiction.
It's an instructional story that trained the Samaritans to endure famine, fate, and the winds of the gods.
However, they discovered this great temple hints at new truth behind it.
The original tale of a god in Lu turns against King Narim's sin of Akkad.
First the king is pious and penitent, praying for answers.
But after seven years, the gods have given none,
so Nerim's sin decides to bring them to account.
He raises an army and marches to the city of Nippur
to sack and mills temple.
This blasphemy is so great that in little of the roaring
storm enlist the gods against Nerim's sin,
sending the gutteens to raise their cards to the ground
to strike its farms and curse the people with famine.
This temple, it was built to appease the gods.
There's no historical record of Naram-Sins demolished Dalashtra Temple generally.
However, our finds here suggest that the curse was based on actual bits.
King's Naram-Sins built this place in honor of the gods.
Many of our finds depict the king pleading to the heaven to invite the gods back into spiritual life of his people.
The fact that this temple was lost suggests the curse could not be broken.
Really? Every time I read from the dead cloth, okay.
Can't see shit.
It's a quack tape.
I'll take that, thank you.
More dynamite?
Unless you were trying to...
...bury the things you found down here.
Including the demons.
I don't know how you safely detonate it without...
...destroying everything.
It's like a detonator's over there. Let's get the lights on, I guess.
Oh, there's stuff in here.
The Journal of Randolph Hodgson
What the heck?
When Lady Bradshaw summons you, you go
Mary and I will bow for a honeymoon
With a chance to die with one of Britain's finest antiquarians was a too great for us to miss
When you met Bradshaw War of Ripson called Mary's Eye
Sumerian relic recovered from a dig site in the Hashemite Kingdom of Iraq.
After dinner she showed us another find from the same site, a gold human form tablet.
She called it the final puzzle piece in her life's work.
A map that pinpoints the tomb of Alexander the Great.
If she's right, the tomb lies somewhere on the border of Iraq.
Well, that was cool.
Can... can paper do that? Read itself? That's amazing. Does this one do that, too?
Potson expedition 1946. Well, I'll tell you what happened to them. It probably involves a lot of
From monsters eating them. How can something this vast have remained hidden for so long?
People often ask that about me when I'm still thinking
It's like gasoline right there
Come give me a hand with these cans. There's no way that gas is still good after 70 years
60 years
How's the lake holdin'?
Lake.
Oh, you mean the prosthesis.
I lost my light back on the highway.
Don't.
I still feel guilty.
I didn't make it easy on your rage.
I know that.
You weren't to blame for that, Grant.
Come on. Let's get to work.
Shadowlight on the tank.
Shadow, is that you? You need to cut your nails.
Ah, shit.
What's wrong?
Shieldtrip's one loose.
The damn valve is leaking.
Can it be fixed?
Yeah.
We have to secure the tube before starting the generator.
There's gonna be something here to fix it.
Got it.
You got it?
I've got it.
Once you're set back at the base,
you were wrong.
It doesn't sound like me.
You said nothing had changed between us.
Life changed.
all that time spent away from each other couldn't stop thinking of you don't you
feel the same way even a little I missed you too Eric how could I not you think
there's so much hold the field play it's done hey give me him with this panel
look at the state of these they're shot feels like so long since we hooked on
something together same time feels like yesterday why do we leave things
like this. I tried. You made it so hard for me to stay. We should have stuck together.
I don't think either of us expected to be out of each other's lives for so long.
Past year or so my head's been buried in Calis and I was blind to anything else.
Sounds less like an apology and more like an excuse. It's not either. It's the truth.
Bullshit. You had no idea that Calis would even work.
I've missed you, Rich. Like you wouldn't believe.
Back then, I don't know, things seemed confused, but now, it just seems simpler.
It's the past, Eric. We have to put it behind us and look towards the future.
Otherwise, we're just going around in circles.
I'm happy to look to that future.
That should be the trick.
Let's fire up.
There was a way in for these people. There was a way out for us.
This way out for us. Let's take a look around that or something. It's like man is copyrighted Batman is not
Use Batman. That's okay. They're tough each and every one of them
Eric check this out. It's a big gun
It's a world war two model I said with the time the archaeologists were here
They had dynamite
high caliber rounds like a piece mission maybe but someone destroyed it bundle
dynamite with detonation to discreetly move somebody sapped off the charges
that ark has planted around the temple sabotage no one must have been mind
controlled or tempted by the teams to help them
maybe climbing out of the cabin back there would have been a smarter move
Well, I see that these people are here before us. There must be another way out.
Or they all died. Is that too?
Randolph? I trust-
The locals were spooked by these mountains. I can say I blame them.
Randolph, I trust this finds you well. A journey to the dig has been delayed.
But there's some heavy equipment behind it in Soran, because Pullman could only hire half the men and mules need it.
Workers refuse to go into the mountains. They're superstitious and try to be possessed by demons.
They were refused bonus payback of two dinars each.
We have also led the second time right of the spare radio behind with the agent.
We should be with you by the 18th. Yours faithfully, and the angel know.
You haven't looked up here yet, so let's do that.
First time chatter from T'Nass says,
Ban pock, dam pock, dam pock.
Very nice.
Look over this way.
There's a tunnel here.
Is there a picture in here?
Secret lore. Hardcore gamers would never have found this, they would have clicked on that radio.
He mentions echolocation. Is this something to do with bats?
Hot Tops to find is blind, uses echolocation to hunt, unintelligible, hypersensitivity.
Skin highly resistant to physical trauma, clumsy flyer, evolution, unintelligible, saliva, hibernates.
so they are like bats they go to check where you are like clickers oh spoilers so they must have
done an autopsy they must have killed one of them and they looked at them what's in that hole right
there probably nothing good oh i forgot Dan bat was an emo all of a sudden two or three seven
milk i forgot to put that up there the stairs we didn't go up the other stairs over there
There could be something there, too.
In this corner, either.
So many explosives, though, everywhere.
How could they have possibly been faced with that or acquired all this?
All these people haven't seen the bats yet.
That's why they don't know.
They lack critical information.
But, Jack, shh, don't tell them. Don't tell them.
The information that they require has not been downloaded yet.
Over here before we head back over to the other side.
Oops.
Somebody tried to force their way in from the other side.
Hmm, was it perhaps?
So it sounds like they have hypersensitivity to light.
Or sunshine specifically, so light could be a weapon.
And if we don't make any noise, they can't see us.
Or if you flood, it was so much noise that their echolocation doesn't work.
Take a look at this if you can still works. Let's find out shall we?
My tape is all tangled up. So when did you stop wearing your wedding ring?
When did you stop wearing yours? Always close to my heart. He was a good guy
You need to get
I want you back Rachel you were unafraid
While something ancient would be people, a blasphemy that comes in indescribable shapes and forms.
The eons we lived as children was born.
Unaware of the horrors that slumbered impotence.
Now we have blindly thrown open the gates to...
That's how news posts die. They have time to say their story.
Shit!
oh my god are you serious right now with one arm while going down a road
oh duty it was not supposed to play out like this
smell meant to one actual sake and over smell meant to one actual coffee over
simple this goddamn place there's a rope at least that's serious that looks
decades old so we have you see him sometimes things decades old are better
of the new thing.
You fellow bird, you will save her!
The soul's fallen in truth has been lost to the darkness.
What is Jason and Nick, brothers-in-arms, but are they really as close as they appear?
Or will it be a case of each man for himself?
Let's not forget that they've already lost Corporal Mervyn to the dark and the night
is still young. Which brings us to Salih. He seems level-headed. An almost reluctant soldier in fate
now awaits our survivors. Trapped beneath the earth. Swallowed by the foil. One by one, their
lights will be snuffed out unless you can find the means to save right here baby I got it
it's not my place to concern myself with the affairs of others but it does keep things
interesting I can offer you some words of advice as long as you are willing to keep this
Strictly between ourselves. At least you'll have no one but yourself to blame if things turn to pan out quite as you
No spoilers
That's all for now
On the second play field we'll see what your hints are sir
But for now no, right let's continue
Where's Rachel?
Oh, I put some Rachel
We
We were ambushed by the enemy the open fire on us
Hmm. Rich. She fell. Not as long as I could.
Rachel!
We gotta move.
Colonel, we're sitting ducks.
We need to fall back. Now.
Over there.
Let's go!
It's over here.
Right now, Colonel, the Iraqis are the least of our problems.
They're not falling.
This is mailman 21 actual to all call signs. How copy? Over.
Stand over.
Joey report in over Joey's dead
Fuck you talking about what the Iraqis tore right through him. He died in my fucking arms. Ah, come on
Poor Joey the hell are we gonna get out of this a lot of lights on one generator?
We gotta lock this place down former defense perimeter and fire ourselves. I'm creating space
Lieutenant
What did you mean when you said the Iraqis at least of our worries?
You believe in God?
Absolutely not.
Yes, I know Adele.
We'll start believing.
We are under attack by...
I don't know what.
You wouldn't believe me even if I tried.
I don't believe in those there.
Monsters.
Monsters?
Come on, you're jumping in shatter with all due respect.
Lieutenant, we're trapped down here with an enemy Iraqi, maybe more.
Whatever you think you've seen, it's bullshit.
These statues.
Nick take a mental picture and snap the fuck out of it. What is this place? It's not the silos. That's for sure
It's missions of bust. I can fix this
the satellite
Will go over the data don't prove the algorithm. They're clearly achieving problems. Fuck your satellite
Good might have died
Clarisse is gone your wife is dead Eric
You let us own a suicide mission
Hey, I'm still in command here.
You'd better remember your rank, Lieutenant.
I'll get us out of here.
We should move on.
Stay and guard the entrance.
Look, check it out.
How much battery do we have left on our flashlights?
Because once those go, we have no other source of light.
So this is the Dom's chemical weapons auto huh?
Run for the fucking hills, we're all down with it.
So much for Eric's pioneering thermal satellite system.
Well, they-
Eric's gonna have some pretty tough questions to answer.
While we found something-
I wouldn't like to be in those shoes.
Well, we, I mean to be fair, he did find this,
which is pretty cool.
I mean it's not a WMG, but-
There's the generator.
Let's go take a look.
Oh, it's... gone.
There goes that idea.
She's literally the only person that knows about it.
I need a hand here.
I'm on it.
Someone's taking a serious dislike to this thing.
You got it, Doug?
Looks it. Watch my back.
I'm on standing there.
Shit!
Stop fucking around. Hurry up.
Yeah, I'm starting.
Drive care of this mailman to one actual.
We're heading deeper. Over.
People split. Let's see what they need to.
Someone smashed the light.
Make sure not missing a thing.
These tunnels are... dark.
Okay, well, that's the main way to go, and this must be side stuff.
Seatbricks.
What do you think? Explores?
Yeah, I don't like that hole.
I don't like that hole.
Gods of... Sumer?
Sumer or summer?
Franklin Levitt.
Lomatsu was a terrible-
What did he eat in dust? You gotta be shittin' me.
Lamachu was a terrifying she-demon, a murder of infants, who feasted on the blood and flesh of men.
Really? Eugh.
She is most commonly portrayed as a hairy, lion-headed monster with bird's feet, often show kneeling on a donkey.
What? A serpent held in each hand and a dog in a pig suckling her breast. The monster had
seven names and was referred to in cantations as the seven witches. Too responsible for many
evil deeds, a bringer of nightmares, a poisoner, a river, a herald of famine and disease.
Bellbuckle found the tomb of an Akkadian priest in Bellbuckle detail.
Limabsu was the daughter of the Arcadian sky god Anu, father of gods and demons and the
god of earthly kings.
Anu was most often picked in the horned headdress while his Sumerian counterpart Anu was depicted
as a great bull.
Mesopotamian religion bulls were frequently seen as a sign of strength.
A belief passed on to later Mediterranean Middle Eastern cultures.
For Greek philosophers, the bull's horn symbolized the horns of dilemma and an impossible choice
with no right answer.
The gods of Sumer currently presented no right answer to the Sumerians.
They were at once kindly and cruel, grand and petty, fallible and supreme.
the pauper who was buried with little, their afterlife would be shabby and poor. Those who
died unburied would have no life after death at all, but would simply cease to exist. So
the doorway to underworld was the grave, and the Mesopotamian peoples from the Sumerians
and the Akkadians would be buried under their homes or nearby. The well-to-do would
even build chapels or shrines to serve as burial plots. Once buried, the Sumerian
soul would travel a road to the Zagros Mountains, and the east where Utu, the sun god, rose
each morning. Here was the interest of the underworld, where Utu rested at night. A staircase
led down from the entrance to a series of seven gates. The Catacombs? The newly dead soul
would meet the god Neti, the gatekeeper, who at each gate would unbolt it and relieve
the soul of some of its burden of offerings, until it arrived naked and powerless in the
underworld. Temple built over gates to the underworld. At the threshold the spirit entered
before Ezragal, the goddess who ruled the underworld, who pronounced them dead. The
scribe, Gashetina, would record their names. There were no rewards or punishments here.
Other than the dead lived according to the offerings they gave the gods. There was
Comfort for the wealthy and hard existence for the poor
Example a typical voter statue they often depicted worshipers not gods and some and came in a variety of shapes
Tunnel is creepy. I don't like it
Can we get away from that as quickly as possible?
Thanks
Jet do you think there's a monster in there?
What do you think dug out that hole there? No, no Kappa
Every time I see an ancient Egyptian Ruta, I always remember the TV show from the late 90s or early 2000s where they were live going down a tube, a ventilation tube into I think King Tut's Pyramid in Egypt, they were going to discover what was in there for the first time.
And then live on TV, they ran into a thing they couldn't go past and that was it. It was like an hour and a half of just nothing. Big disappointment.
This way.
Watch it.
Oh, I'm f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f!
A little shaken.
Gotta be the guy who shot it there.
We only did it for drama.
Here you dropkick.
Take it you heard the explosion.
Over.
Oh, good.
Our rackies left us a love note.
Tread carefully over.
It's moving up.
Great. Hope you remembered the beers.
We're fine.
Although, I imagine a grenade going off in an enclosed
quarter like that would probably death in them like it would be so freaking loud and
They were only like a couple feet away that there's no way they would have just gone unscathed like that
Yeah, they would be very dead. They could be waiting for us down there. Yeah, Joey
July don't boss you heard him just now. It can't be that it's definitely him
It's this fucking place Jason. I'm telling you I saw him die
All due respect, buddy. You're not your usual self.
Can't know for sure.
It's a trap.
We don't know that.
And I am not leaving any more men behind.
Somebody want to tell me what's going on here?
We heard Joey through the tunnel.
We think we heard Joey.
It was him alright.
Gonna rescue him.
Let me remind you that I make the decisions.
All in the way.
It's safer if you stay here just in case.
Let Nick and I handle it.
I'll wait here in case the other units show up.
Yeah, and you're kind of a dick. We don't like you stay back here
Forgot about this guy's been so long we've seen him
It's not dead is it not yet not yet not yet. What's that first?
Cash no cash in there
lifting up that board seems like a very bad idea but there's nothing else to
grab so kind of have to there's nothing else in here is there no other thing I
don't see anything to seems like such a stupid idea don't earth the monster
Wow.
Haha!
Kick em!
Burning in the sunlight!
Praise the sun!
That's how they used to hunt bears and bulls and stuff.
They would make it charge them, hold a spike against something firm, and it would kill
them so they'd kill it by stabbing itself on the spear.
And then we're good.
Just better off with them instead of the monsters.
Oh wait, these guys are...
They don't have a name.
Can fly oh
Good each other gonna die they didn't have a face
Oh, it's right. This guy doesn't have a light source other than this little lighter
This is fine like this
sliding is creepy
You put the shims
Wow that was that cave was doing some weird
Warpy stuff there. This mailman 21 actual Joey. Do you hear me? How copy over? Don't leave anything to chance
Uh-oh. Careful.
What's his glasses?
It's showy's.
He's in bad shape. We gotta move fast.
Now you said you saw him die.
Obviously you did.
That's a fucking place. Never come here.
Nope. Grew that statement.
A whole of death.
How deep is that dam hole?
This is breath.
That solid fucking rock.
Do you think these things got through it?
Yeah.
I don't really want to stick around and find out.
Looks like they got really sharp claws.
I know what we're facing now.
Ice white.
Stay frosty.
He's hit bad.
Not much we can be sure of.
Something really fucking nasty went down there.
1946, October 23rd.
The Cataclysm Youth Temple are heaped with.
Aline has worked sacrificial digs and now Castila,
but she hasn't seen...
These are people who killed thousands in the name of their gods.
Charonel pisses though their slaughter.
What plague or chemicals of demand is such a price.
So much whatever happened here a millennia ago is a...
7th of December, 1946.
Our finds have been so spectacular,
I couldn't resist breaking out of champagne.
As I entered the survey tent for a glass for Mary,
I realized something was awry. She found Ratchet's fate of dynamite. I tried to calm her, but she worked up a full head of steam, sounding off about the risks of using explosives to dig sites. She was right, of course. I feel terrible for hiding it from her.
Just then, Crow arrived and picked up the dynamite.
When Mary Orton put it down, he looked up boldly in the eye, and said they'd found something
below.
I like that British area.
How did they find out there?
Something tells me it was evil.
Looking away, I don't want these squalors.
Chad, do you think anyone's gonna live after this play-thrower?
Or are we all gonna die?
Using him as bait?
Nick found Joey's medical kit in the tunnels.
Probably use that.
Check your sightlines.
Medical kit.
Zero.
Don't let this place mess with your...
You're what?
Slow it down.
Somebody right here.
Someone's got a gun.
Two, one, actual.
Come in and turn it over.
This is mailman 3 to mailman 2 what actual come in and turn it over
You're on your own rookie. You have any more bullets. You're rocking it looks so good
They did a very good job upgrading the graphics from the previous game to this one
Do what they say wise work to go to feed you to nothing seem in the weakness
They burn some light
Like any living being they vampires
But real Vampires.
I gotta be a hero.
Good start.
Good start.
Good start.
Well we got its attention.
That's the goal.
Take that Vampire.
That's the goal. Take that, vampire.
I've seen ugly in my life.
But never that ugly.
People say that to my channel all the time.
What the fuck are we up against?
Those things are everywhere.
But before, have I ever seen anything so vicious?
I think those things are.
You know what? I don't know.
I didn't think to ask. How about you?
Leaving demons.
If you'd asked me that before, I'd have laughed in your face.
But now in the Sumerian myth they say the souls of the dead went deep on the ground to the house of ashes
TM
Where they lived on dust plagued by the demons of the underworld
I
Can't even begin to comprehend that
Like you. I also never believed
But look around you look where we all look what we have seen
We are trapped in the Sumerian temple. We are the foreign hell
I guess you should at least know my name Nick. Hey sergeant
Selim Osman
We done it. I don't feel me. So crony who you what is that attached to?
Solid copy LT. I see you're like keep moving forward. I'm just ahead over
Shit Nick you wax this thing all by yourself. Oh good Nick
He plays a bust whatever the hell happened to Joey. He's gone and there are fuck knows how many of those things out there
I say we pull back to the temple and regroup.
I think that's the best plan I've heard all day.
Yeah, I'll trust that guy. He's very... military.
Oh, we don't have any food down here, so...
...the guy can just eat what you can get.
Anyone want to chat with some fried bread?
My name is Lieutenant Colonel Eric King of the United States Air Force.
I'm a chief nuclear engineer of the Iraq Survey Group,
Passed with locating hidden chemical weapons
Our mission has uncovered something
Expected and will now begin an autopsy of an unidentified life form. Where did you get that all of the outside?
Looks like a computer to me
That's the last one
Should at least slow them down
Long enough to spot them on the cameras
But didn't we see them claw holes through the rock?
Lucky to still be alive.
How are you, Nick? Big time saved my life.
Don't worry, brother. I'm back in those favors for later.
I'm serious, doll. I'm glad you're here.
There's no one else I would want by my side.
You know how I always got your back, buddy. Come with me.
Hell yeah. Some tension in this room.
in this room what's up whatever it is that's on your mind just spit it out
is there nobody you and Rachel don't know don't care got the bullshit and egg I
know you and I know you care things gonna happen when Eric finds out you've
been sleeping with his wife wife you think what they had resembled a
marriage well technically legally that shit was over way before I was on the
Anyway, if he does know, he's playing his cards pretty damn close to his chest.
You make sure that Eryth does not find out.
Last thing we need is more fucking drama down here.
I have in this conversation.
Well, he can't know.
He'll break him.
He's still hurting bad about what happened to Rachel.
And you don't think that I am?
I didn't say that.
God.
I just want us to all live, okay?
There's only three of us.
This is something else.
You think?
Well, now how many places like this we've bombed without a second thought?
These relics are better off than just...
What's your problem?
These people didn't answer this war.
Why are you defending the enemy, Sergeant?
You and me both know they're not all our enemies.
Fuck, Jason!
It's about the girl at the checkpoint?
Shit, Nick. How many times? We thought she had a bomb.
It was just a bag of groceries. We fucked up.
That girl's death is getting under your skin, buddy.
Yes. As a matter of fact, it is.
Is it getting under yours?
I saw what you did to that shepherd earlier,
and your tough kayak isn't ever going to make that shit right.
Mailman 2-1 Actual, this is Dropkick. Request update, over.
Two in actual receiving, cameras in green and the holes have been demolished. Over.
These are Cordor in the underguard.
I hear you. Over and out.
I'm really curious where all these cameras and all this power came from. Like, was it one generator?
In approximation, the creature is eight feet tall, bipedal, wing.
Wing webbing appears to be affixed to its forelimbs and to the digits of its hands.
and the darkness likes to be smothered in some sort of excretion.
Hell.
Beneath it is...
disease almost.
The creature is starting to rapidly decompose and death.
I see you.
Christ, these doors took a hammer and...
those things must have come through here in force.
Whatever man that weapon took a stand held them off.
before they got massacred from behind these creatures aren't dumb
prejudice that's your bottom dollar they came this way before they could come
again it's the catacombs you mentioned they found something down there wait a
that's the catacombs that the guys in the very beginning died in because the
ancient people in the past failed to click the triangle button so close this
I've been to hell. Oh my god, it's Deanna Jones. Well, this course was strange puncture marks on its neck.
Looks like he's been drained dry.
She gotta be one of those explored. They drain their blood.
They are vampires.
Spoilers.
Tripwire. Was that the thing from earlier?
Did I accidentally trip? Oops.
It was a tank of death and was littered with unenough to cover and fly.
As crows think down here after robbing them, a few of those hapless wanderers, a fear they
must have felt, but that was not what he wanted to show us, Earthly.
When Mary asked what it was, Bradshaw nodded to Crow, who broke open the dynamite.
She said she tended to find out.
We found a gateway to a strange world alone.
A phosphorescence emanated underneath, casting its eldritch light over us all.
Lady Bradshaw was insistent that we descend further.
Perhaps Mary's right, and Bradshaw is becoming reckless and uncontrollable.
But I can't stop thinking about what's down there.
I'm now working with Crow and Paw to set up a winch and elevator to send into the chart.
What mysteries lie below, I wonder.
Undisturbed by the world of art.
So it goes deeper.
Says they found something weird down here.
Yeah, no shit.
I'm gonna guess vampires?
They got such cool hats.
Fuck, she doona deserve that.
Dead one with an iron tent peg buried into her chest.
Jobus, take through the heart.
Does that mean they can turn other people into those things?
Pretty sure those creatures didn't do this.
Who did?
I don't know.
Buffy?
No, maybe you should have known that.
I don't even know when you're going to need a sharpened stick.
I got that reference.
There is so many spaces for a pool.
There are no ways to test how deep that was. You just chose to spit in it.
Nothing that's gonna get us out of here.
It's similar to SEAL depending on ancient city.
Right now I couldn't give a crap if it was the crown jewels of England.
But what's in there though?
The guy from the very, very, very beginning of the game had that around his neck.
Does that guy have a snake for a...
Okay.
I'm not judging, but I am a little. Just a little.
A little bit of judging there.
Welcome back, everybody. Time to go into the secret scary cave of death.
Maybe we'll give some answers.
This looks like a good choke point. Any of those freaks coming up from below sure to pass through here.
Set some chargers?
Yeah.
Have rigged these pillars for maximum coverage.
More likely to see the trip wires though.
You think those things can tell a difference?
We shouldn't underestimate them.
We mind the sides.
We're more likely to catch them out.
Small spread, but the explosives are better hidden.
What do you think?
Those things are devious fuckers.
You're right.
We plant the charges to the side of the hall.
Right.
Then we'll see this one coming.
I'm glad we managed to pull out all these things, random supplies out of nowhere.
I can hear your brain taking away. What is it?
Should have given her a second warning.
What?
Fuck, man, I wish I hadn't asked. I'm through talking about this.
Yeah?
What's left to say? You know that checkpoint was a prime target for suicide bombers.
We had to act in the moment. We had to make a call.
It was the wrong call.
Why is it that no one ever tells us straight?
Everyone just makes a bullshit of get by.
That's why we're in the sandbox in a person, right?
I just want the truth, Jason.
Shooting that woman mess with my head.
You seriously gonna tell me it didn't mess with yours, man?
We fucked up.
If we make it out of here, we'll face up to that.
If we die down here, maybe it's what we deserve.
I haven't reachable to put me back together again.
It's just this morning I had a future, but even she couldn't tell it straight.
No with Eric, please.
I'm sorry, Nick. I really am.
Dropkick, this is Mailman 2 on Actual.
We're at a stairwell leading down into Maze. Please advise, over.
Pull back now and secure the perimeter. Dropkick out.
I heard my last email.
I'm gonna get him here.
Let's head back.
Oh, she's looking good.
The hell is that?
It's like a giant pool of blood. Holy s- down here. Why is it every time I play a horror game,
something goes horribly wrong? I can't be anything good. Can't we just get a time where like we just
we have too much fun and maybe we're a little tired the next day or something?
Or whatever that bubbly stuff is, let's not go that way. I think this is like the vampire's
swimming pool of blood. Is that from Agent Helmut on an origin pairing a clawed gash?
It's like from medieval times. Better than the Crusades. Babies. Then when a chat have a wet
light for her she's got a little... it's like on fire down here. It looks like a Dark Souls
boss arena. More than just a kid. In any chat is she gonna live, yay, or die, yay?
We have elders telling us that.
Eldridge-style light, though explorers talked about that.
Slyva.
We have collected and bottled the black Slyva present on the maw of the creature, extracted from the cocoon.
Eye and others who smelt the substance have experienced heart palpitations and heightened sense of fear.
Some have reported odd visual effects such as a change to colors.
They have attempted to secure additional samples of Slyva from the site where him was attacked.
The smell was overpowering the respirator that we used to collect the samples.
We recommend the use of masks at all times when handling samples to avoid becoming effective.
Sensation-similar experience with mushrooms.
Cyphus that we really enjoy in the story in this one.
Are you guys enjoying it?
I think it's pretty cool so far.
It's an interesting take on vampires.
Oh, it's getting closer.
It's getting closer.
Quick here.
Quick.
My god, it's chasing us.
You've got to hurry.
What's expecting that?
The creature has powerful claws and fangs formed from hardened and identifiable tissue.
Two of the incisors get grossly malformed and discolored.
Oddly, out of place.
The membrane surrounding the specimen seems to originate from its mouth.
Well, it's like nothing I've seen.
Oh, now perform a UV sweep to further inspect the fluids.
Full check, is that you?
The light sets him on fire.
The line out.
Maybe we can get Ray you working and send a signal.
That generator's leak here than an E3 press conference.
A long shot.
No, we don't even know if there's a working transmitter on the surface.
Fire's gotta go somewhere though.
You think they still work?
Well, looks to me that feature's snagged up.
Don't feel much like climbing out there.
Ow!
Ow!
It's too late for him.
Yeah, we could handle one or two, but that's hundreds, thousands.
We have to hurry. It's not safe here.
I hope the next one deals with ghosts.
It ghosts.
I know that you guys fight.
Yeah, me either.
Well, what's that thing?
I don't know.
Whatever it is, it's not alone.
Where have you been?
One of those things got its dirty hands on me.
Drag me down here, left me for dead.
Fuck doesn't even start together.
I'm lucky to have gotten away.
You're talking to a scientist. There's no such thing as luck.
You should be thankful I was there to help you.
I'm really grateful. Thank you.
It's time for fire.
We gotta find a way out of this hole.
So, this is where you've been hiding now?
Do you have any weapons?
Do you mind?
I just need some batteries for this damn light.
You could just ask.
That ever crossed your mind?
mine? No. She looks awfully pale. Looks painful. It is. I think you can keep still. I'm glad
you're here. Guess I'm a little glad too. There's still those same symbols in the Shepherd's
heads. Those people must have been in the valley a long time. There's a way up. There's
no way we're making it. It's barely climbable. She didn't even have a mask on. We can
get together how did I know you were gonna say that I met Eric in climbing
glass I can get us out of here okay yeah cuz this is a gym climbing wall
that is different from the others you okay yeah just need a minute I'm not
as in gonna kill us until it does terrible key thanks Rachel you everything
about going into motivational speaking?
Seriously though, are you okay?
That's gotta be about the dumbest question
I have ever been asked.
Give me the silent treatment, huh?
What do you want me to say?
I don't know.
Something to get our minds off this place.
Well, have you heard?
Okay.
So why'd you become a physicist?
I mean, you don't.
I don't look the type.
Well, you doubt.
Oh, should I be wearing nerd clothes?
That's not what I meant.
You just don't strike me as one.
Science was the furthest thing
from what everybody thought I'd do.
Something just for me.
I know a little something about that.
You do?
It's not easy being queen bitch.
You think I got where I am
with a soft word and a warm smile?
And here's me thinking you Langley types grew up on Easy Street.
Easy Street?
I had to graph to get here.
You think it bothers me what people call me?
I wear that shit like a badge of fucking honor.
They have no idea of the shit hill I've climbed just to get to where I am right now.
Yeah?
And where is that exactly?
Looks like another shit hill if I'm truly honest with myself.
You and I, we're not so different.
You're both doing what needed to be done to get to where we wanted to be.
She's gonna be different soon, she looks infected.
No shame.
Yeah, yeah, that's not... uh oh.
Uh oh.
Chris, what did that thing do to you?
Please!
Please don't leave me down here alone!
It's okay, I'm here.
I'll leave you to tell me.
What did that thing do to you?
medication up there. It may help you but we need to move now.
Did you cure vampirism?
The wrong side of the chasm. We'll never make it.
Don't quiddle me now. We have to swing over.
That rope won't hold. Do you really believe those medicines will help me?
Keep it together, Clarice. We're almost there.
You didn't answer my question.
Where I see it?
It's really hope.
We can do this.
I'm gonna re-sync the sound again. It seems like it's a little off, so we'll do that one more time.
Here's some pop, so it'll go away after a couple seconds.
Then answer your question.
We need to get you to the temple.
Coming.
There's so many.
I'm not seeing anything come up.
But I can hear.
Sounds like they're having way more fun down there than we are up here.
Over.
Long as they keep the party to themselves, I'm happy.
We got nothing other than cameras in shot. Over.
Pies alive.
Oh, spoiler! Look what...
Premonition unlocked.
Halog 1, then...
The increasing number of fines
referenced the curse of Namra's sin.
A sermon on the relation between gods and kings
date back to Earth 3, period of Mesopotamia.
Namra's sin is an Akkadian king,
grandson of Sargon the Great,
founder of the Akkadian Empire.
The historical record shows him as a pious man who honored the gods, however the man presented in the curse stories.
It is very different. The mythic Narem Sin is a job-like figure abandoned by the deities. He rapes against the gods, but more than waits for war on them.
His blasphemies are paid with curses, the first of which is invasion of the Gutian mountain tribes. This war cost him and destroys Narem Sin's people.
The morrow is that the man must accept suffering, however mysterious and unknowable the gods
attempt to their instantiate of endured the trials no matter how arduous.
And bringing a fight with the gods their instant thought of battle he could not win.
All their findings never saw the light of day, they just stayed buried in the dust.
A-29, clay tablet, undated Acadian, queen of form on one side and queen of form as holy
chance to ward away evil spirits. A-59, a clay tablet showing arrangement of stars,
on the date of mass containment.
Constellation looks like cities.
Can these stars have some myths in the temple priest?
Um, A143, a fragment from the night tight.
So, the cylinder seal, decorated with vertical columns
and beautiful surrounding and image of a large Gooch in city.
The kiddos with Goochies were demons.
This find suggests they were more civilized and fiercely reported.
We're still Dan Poppin. Okay.
Okay, Chelysia, now you're alive.
If they hit us, my best hunch is it'll be from the Kazabiff.
You feeling optimistic, Lieutenant?
We're facing an enemy we know zero about.
An enemy of unknown size in their home turf.
Sucks to be us.
Greaters are better shot.
Let's fix it up over the cavalry.
We'll finish it up in there.
There is a transmitter up there.
It's gonna have a limited range.
One thing Eric did manage to get right about this shit, Joe.
He gave us air support. The Lord loves the miracle.
We get that soon allowed, our birds may be closer to here.
Still means we have to find a way to reach him with the course.
I'm probably not a tie.
That's true, we do have air support.
That was the journal again.
What's over here? R73.
Uh, Carb Tablet depleting a battle between ancient armies that's kind of gonna slay both of you.
The specimen defines biology as we know it.
How long have these entities lived beneath our feet?
Do they awake in every few centuries to prey on us?
And Cady's knew them if only in ancestral memory.
As users form, as clearly a depiction of them, I theorize that their attacks have informed
the folklore from India itself and hermit the hermits across cultures, the winged
The Hornsator, the Minotaur, the Vampire, he said the V-word, Vampire, a.k.a. Dan Smug.
Patient History Mary, Fever Sweating, Fever, Fever Pulse, Increasing, Precise Invisal of
Dark, but she can taste the color red, Slip-Scent of Tosses, Wake Screams about monsters
the dark increasingly jaundice and feverish it's in a temperature 105 also
rapidly seeking no two days since exposure to entity takes about two days
to turn into one of those things won't they bite you that's scary oh let's see
what that is over there homers of the radio has been once us to cut off from
that so we're in its bottom that she's responsible for this the harbor
down to the without proof that everyone remains a suspect all I can do now place centuries.
So she was turning into one of those things, clearly.
Dig site, fake dig site.
that is clever sort of like when I set up a fake stream does not let people know
where the real stream I mean I don't know what that's like at all I'm gonna
need a hand to get this up and running that looks ancient that thing looks like
it was sabotage how would they do that you know we're where we has stole
back if anything moves out here it's safer inside good jump sergeant no no smoking those
things appear you sergeant yeah like smoking is the biggest threat to my life right now
it's good it's nothing lots of people have lighters okay you don't gotta suspect him
It's just a ghost signal. Even without a transmitter, the radio picks up the same signal. It's just ghost now.
So fix that transmitter. If we can establish the signal in contact, send Com, and we're one step closer to home.
I don't know, man. I'm no technician. If Marilyn was here, though, he could fix that.
Oh, shit. Brace the suck.
Dammit! Dammit! Now, he's dead!
Is that the guy from the second game that played the dead?
You sir are a dick.
Time out before we get the next section.
I noticed that there's actors in each of the games that like there's crossover.
I wonder if that is we were reusing actors or if it's done on purpose for a reason that
we'll find out later.
Something to think about.
Are these actors that are in multiple stories, is it just reason to say an actor or is that
intended for the bigger game which connects them all?
I don't know.
It's a mystery you should all think about.
You don't got this you ain't got this oh
you son of a you say clown on the bullets not one net anyone they hit
Someone accidentally...
Buttons! I got the...
Let's go see a reckless...
If you got any sense, don't stay back!
She's about to get real in here!
Rachel! Rachel!
Rachel!
Have any doubt, Marie?
No, those things take you.
Where's Eric?
I don't love you anymore.
I held on as long as I could, but...
The rope...
Snapped. I didn't cut it. I wouldn't.
Tim, isn't it?
I understand you're not the brightest, Nick, but even you must know what I'm talking about.
You've been fucking him, haven't you?
Really? Right now? Right now when we're getting attacked by demons? Really?
Stop it!
I know it's an image.
I know.
You better step off before I start swinging. Colonel Arnold Colonel.
Don't, Nick. I tried waiting, Eric. I really did. I'm sorry.
always loyal you held on I did it she's infected she's turning into one of those
things why'd you bring her here she's beyond help you answer to my orders it's
too late she can't be saved you can't possibly know you're the man
Jason, please, don't do it.
It's on you.
Get her to the supply tent, now.
Thanks!
Shit, you wanted her now?
We're expecting that already.
What is our plan?
There's gotta be something.
In case you missed it, that ain't the way out.
That's either that or we die or we...
If that we save those bullets,
the guy again really...
Liggies!
A little again.
My friend's not happy.
Yeah, I can see that.
What happened? Your friends are a little too jumpy for my liking. It's making me nervous.
Lowering your weapon might help alleviate some of the tension.
Yes, we are. I fucking dare you.
I feel like our uniforms are getting in the way of what could be a beautiful relationship.
yeah
i say we draw the sorry looking motherfuckers would you think colonel
at least this time it won't be in the back hey blow blow
not be on the way make the call colonel
we need their help. they're the enemy making don't trust any one of you
we must get the store open. What do you think about it?
Yeah, right now like those things are more important
Yeah
She's gonna be fine, but she's not fine, she'll cause some cool trauma.
Sacrificial chamber.
The place in the goddamn world
Teach you to mess with a marine.
Come in peace.
Don't you fucking move.
Anyone else make it?
I don't happen too fast.
I think it's just you and me.
Just you and me huh?
The one guy just got thrown.
That's fucking great.
I don't mean you any harm.
I swear.
Oh shit.
I'm the one holding the gun true
Looking for trouble since the American with a gun. Yeah true again. You got you be friends
But we can be allies
Something I can get on board with our friendship will get us through this
So all of our friends are dead for one second. You're trying to cross me best believe me
following second you're dead I
I killed vampires. You think I'm afraid of us your head. Yeah, I keep your friends close, but the enemy closer, but
This is something else
They also say desperate times go for desperate measures
It's like sacrificed
skulls many people died here
Your people always been like this it doesn't matter what our ancestors did
it was a different time the only thing that matters is our actions today do you
think the US is the big invader the worth of barbarians what are your people
hate is so much I don't hate anybody is that okay with you I'll get back to you
you know they kind of made their home country
God, there's a lot of reasons. Dynamite.
Is that... this must be where they kept the prisoners.
Sacrifices, maybe, but the archaeologists set up camp.
We need to find a way through there.
Tripwire.
These are here. We should move now.
I tell ya, real-life lighters like the ones you're using here to light things up,
They get really hot, so I don't know how they're holding on to them for so long.
Also, they don't have that much fuel, I mean, it lasts a little while, but not this long.
I'm starting to, you know, I was okay with the vampires and the, like, people dying and
not dying on stuff, but a lighter lasting too long and not getting hot, that's too
far for me.
Not realistic anymore.
That's where I draw the realism line.
Alright, welcome back everybody.
It's time for us to... I'm guessing we're reaching the horrifying conclusion of this game.
Because there's only two people left and nothing.
So, there probably could have been more.
Maybe we made some different decisions, but then, you know, that Julia first went through to go.
You never know what's gonna cause what.
They spent all that time helping her and then she just killed that man.
And then someone else too. Isn't that nice?
The drops are like a bad habit.
Keep them separated.
If something looks like shit and smells like shit, you don't have to taste it to know that it's shit
True believe me they're vampires. We must work together to defeat them
Yeah, it's beginning to look like that
This wasn't like a move. Oh
Premonition scroll of the way if you don't want spoilers
Know what that was but Chad's been peeing
This is the first thing you're gonna do when we get out of here.
Take a massive shit.
Hold my son.
Oh, that, yeah.
I'll let you.
What'll you do?
I'll probably just go for a drink.
Sacrifice.
R32.
Clay Tablet picks a priest with a ritual with a brandishing knife.
There's a number labeled, uh, posed to it.
R32.
Ooh, the British guys are married again.
Dead. I sat with her in her final telling her how sorry I was. Hell, her second place.
It's my vanity above our love. Went the end of everything I knew she made me swear to bury this place.
Something unholy has happened. As I sat with my wife, I noticed something in her hand.
Lady Brachael's brooch. She must have pulled it from her shirt when she grabbed it.
Turning it over, I noticed that it looked like one of the creatures which exhumed from the cocoons.
Were these the demons Mary had spoken about? Had Brachael known all along what we'd find down here?
Then Mary's corpse moved.
It was not my wife. It was something inhuman.
It slips me.
I'm earning the balance of the soul.
Spend me from its fury.
That's Dan. Nope. Nope.
Don't mess with vampires.
There's a lot of similarities between the monsters in this game and, uh, from Until Dawn.
Can we read this? No, I don't think you can.
No, yes.
You seem like you got your head screwed on.
So I gotta ask,
what the hell made you sign up with Shadam?
For us, we had no choice.
I wanted to sit down money, live in a cheap human sacrifice if they do these people, that
these creatures...
There must have been thousands, there's so many bones here, there's so many sacrifices.
What is the meaning of those markings on your hand?
It's the honor of the dead, it's the reason I fight.
It's as good a reason as any.
It's a damn good reason, the only reason.
Oh, good eagles with you.
Maybe you need to switch on the nude.
Listen,
there was a man once who built his house on the banks of a river.
When the floods came, his wall washed away.
When the droughts came,
the water dried up and the man was thirsty.
All day, the insects bit this man's flesh.
Yet each night,
he says to his wife,
we have all the fish we can eat.
Your people chose this war Jason. I
Think you need to give your mouth some rest when we come up there isn't it yep
How is it always more of these things?
push
Thanks for the help buddy. Just like my ex-wife did to me. What's up, buddy?
I say we get the fuck out of here. I am all for that
okay you stab anything through the heart it's gonna die so it doesn't necessarily
mean they're vampires if someone stabs one of us through the heart we'd
probably die too I mean he mentioned that this that there was I see big
giant holes in here there was a cell that had his wife in it and he never
killed his wife so she's probably still there after all these years in this
jail cell. That's some good medicine for a vampire plague.
Okay. You better not fall. Hot tops, you know, specimen contains an inordinate amount of
blood in its stomach. Now some blood samples show its high density of adrenaline. Does it
He's like Freddy Krueger. They're like Freddy Krueger. If you're not afraid of them, they can't, they have no power.
Without fear, they're powerless. The cells. Oh, there's gonna be a jump scare with his wife.
At least one of these places will have a secret.
A black onyx with a catalog labeled net-posted to it. They used to believe the black onyx represents eclipses.
believe the black honest represents eclipses also represents money no you
can't see the back of these cells the campus and uproar workers are missing
later Bradshaw but I can guess there's the same fate that she wants to be 1947 1am
The saboteurs struck again, sealing us in here.
We are hopelessly trapped for those things.
All around us, they shriek from the darkness.
Grover set up his machine gun, pointing towards the catacombs.
Mary was right.
We can't fight that which does not live.
There is only one option now.
Bring the whole damn temple down on them.
Even if it's bringing it down on our own heads,
they can't be allowed out of here.
Oh, there's something there. What is that?
Tendency high, so we've got most conscious.
Case awaits and screams, sweating, sickness, things.
So feelings apply low.
Detective movement under the skin of the abdomen
around the location of the adrenal glands.
It's just exploratory surgery,
but in my period, I might not survive that operation.
So that we can move under the skin.
Parasitic organism?
there might be something under this jump scare I know it I'm surprised that
seems like it'd be a jump scare well I'm usually they can't resist that kind of
shit super massive game shown restraint on a jump scare what was such a
perfect opportunity for what it's Kevin whatever's down there those explorers
got there first. Now hold up will you?
What are you doing? You think they're still alive? That's
hopeful. Hope is all we got left. JK also means joke. It's that way.
I swear. For more than three years I've never seen you know that
you may be in my company. That the asshole you were with earlier
Of course for me, I'm just glad to deal with it.
Don't be a dick.
The time will come when you'll deeply regret this matter.
I don't care to regret it.
If you regret it, you can hold more bullets.
What is that green glow?
Plays of Jack in the box.
It's like nothing I've ever seen.
You see that elevator cable?
Explorers must have gone down.
I don't think they made it back up.
That wing still looks functional.
We are not going down there.
the archaeologists didn't make it out what does that tell you we're not
archaeologists our world is up there not down below well there's an army of monsters
between us in the world above they're close
crazy
we really want to fight them in their own home
what have been doing since I sit in this country
get that over here
well where else are we gonna go you know
And it's radiation or something.
Unfortunate as before in Sergeant Kerr. Those taken by the Abyss seldom live to tell the tale.
As for Jason and Salim, sworn enemies who cannot seem to bury the hatchet, unless that hatchet is buried in a bag.
I don't want to seem like an ungracious host, but the time is against us.
I'll be here to breach your charges as they cross the finish line.
I want to bury what remains of them on the road.
This is me! This is my way of dealing with it, and I'm done trying to explain it to you!
Yes! Yes, this is my life now, and I'll live it on my terms!
Wait, what did you just say?
Bad time?
Yeah, it's a real fucking bad time.
I'm just dropping off the files you requested.
Not now.
I said not now.
I-I didn't mean to upset you.
It's not you.
Uh, it seems like out here we're all running away from something.
I know I am.
You were caught up in that mess at the checkpoint.
You shot that woman.
It's okay.
But you can talk to me.
It's just...
Everyone seems to have an opinion on it.
I'm dealing with it...
in my own way.
Are you?
You got your own problems and whoever that was that sounded like a gold medal I saw
Whatever it is
You'll deal with it. Let's take a word
No, I know it's for you. Jason you here. Oh, he's fine
How is she alive? She's got a hollow over her face. Try the cross again. I'm making loud noises
I guess I'll go look elsewhere.
I was too close back there.
You're still breathing.
They've not all been so lucky.
All that matters is you're okay.
Do we need to talk?
About what?
Not right now.
About us.
I need to know what's happening with us.
If I die tonight, I want to die knowing where I stand with you.
You're standing right there.
We have a future together.
Eric was a good man.
But he's gone.
Rachel, I can't lose you.
Not now, not ever.
You better stay close then, Marine.
I ain't going nowhere.
Some people don't understand why the booty calls us.
I can't lose you.
Not now, not ever.
It's Jason.
He's alive.
Oh, it actually worked.
We should go.
Let's go find Jason.
How is this place?
I've seen some fucked up shit in my life.
nothing comes close to this. They don't seem to be following me.
Do you like to wait for them or?
I'll need to be a smart ass. Move.
Do they have any lore here?
Finds Ledger 3 Van Halen.
Many finds in the temple confirm our apostles that the temple is used for sacrifice.
You know that a century-long drought afflicted the Acadian Empire, the same dry spell that
The drought caused the abandonment of many cities across Mesopotamia and Judea and Barbian
barbarian tribes down from the mountains to the plains, bringing them into conflict with
the Icavians.
This temple we see evidence of an increasingly desperate attempt to turn the tide by a
field of the gods.
Related to fine black onyx, honest and symbolic native negative energy or calamity, perhaps
to believe that the evil undugged demons inhabited the Earth.
Our nine soiled, cold stone, or period, this stone shows figures praying to eclipse, combined
with our six, the piece portrays eclipse that precedes a disaster.
This man's very good at drawing, that is impressive.
Ritual tablet.
The playtap has played a scene of religious ritual, the bull head dressed in one by
the piece.
It's a human sack price of acolytes probably to read the future of in their entrails
you know
Some people still do that to read to get the weather
I just look at the weather channel
But you know if you got in so if you can sacrifice and look at entrails you can also get the weather that way
This suggests the feelings went beyond the good and campus battle tablet k-715 battle scene
They had to use the kidding where it says the battle was kidding some coot-tions
Good old in-trails method. Yeah, you just got to dance stab it and then breathe the in-trails
You can Google it to be held
It's getting weird in here. What the hell?
Cocoon?
Getting structure filled unknown fluids bearing the impression of an human creature the creatures
Hi, but inside scatoons. So fresh blood is nearby
Looks like those things came from here
Wait, those are symbolic of the coffin of vampires.
That's like their coffin, just like vampires and myth would hibernate for a long time.
between eating this, drop your love.
Longster, Randolph Hodgson, maybe he's got some intel
they could help.
I think I'll pin them.
Huh.
Shit.
Wow.
Okay.
This is currently the game design plan for Half-Life 3.
I see it's really far along.
Someone died over here.
Pocket watch.
It's got to be his wife.
Her story, too.
Up like what, dead?
I promise you, whether we die here or later, you'll end up dead.
We all will.
The British man's going to enter it one more time.
When the temple falls, my wife and I will beat...
I owe her that, at least the portrait that I carried in my watch case
is the Mary that I remember, not that.
She's down here.
She led us to them.
I'm still with a murdered corpse of Van Huit.
As she turned to face me, the quality had changed.
My hand fell to the closest weapon I could find.
Iron Tenor Hague, Guide, and Holy Screams echoed below.
As if answering the sudden release...
Where do these things come from?
Is a machine.
What you said?
That isn't a wince.
To university only would stop Steve. Yeah, they all have it all several floor this morning. I
Found the goods Jane had stolen
I left a message with my neighbor. It tells a now
Angry I was with him. I said the last thing he will hear from his father. I miss him so much
As you conscious clear Jason
green zone
Check point. What's your point? Nick and I
We were caught in traffic. Oh my god. It's his wife, isn't it checkpoint been hit before by suicide bombers?
She was carrying a bag I ordered I ordered for her to stop loud and clear
But she didn't she just kept on walking. I
Had to make a call
Nick
He shot her dad. What was in the bank groceries
I don't understand why didn't she stop she didn't hear me she had fucking
headphones on this bullshit I'm not here to honor the dead truth is my life was
going nowhere fast I jumped at the chance to sign up you all have all
reasons they don't have to be profound profound huh those towers were head not
stoned out of my fucking skull. I didn't even hear about it till a week later.
How's that for profound? I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing here.
You're sort of being...
That woman had a family, friends. She had her whole life in front of her and we
snuffed it out with a single bullet. I mean, I can hear you thinking...
We're waiting for something to happen.
Maybe we should take the initiative and make something happen.
True.
Would you have money?
We go inside there and we find a way to hurt them.
Those fucking things try to fuck with our heads.
They try to kill us.
You and I, we're both standing.
Stop believing, Selene.
We're gonna get out of here and see the sun again.
Is that what you truly believe?
Ooh-rah!
Ooh-rah!
What on earth is that sound?
It's a marine thing.
Oh, so does that make me a marine too?
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, huh?
Okay.
Hey, whatever happens out there, got your back.
We'll stand together.
Excuse me.
friends till the end. They're gonna do this unless I miss a button prompt, but other than
that they're gonna, they'll do it. They'll all live. One quick second again. You're gonna
hear some pops for a second. They should go away. Didn't we mention that's highly radioactive?
Oh, that's not important. Don't worry, just keep going. That's one of them right there.
We're at the unknown, find a way to strike back, search the area.
It looks like some are in the seats here but they look dead as if the crash killed them.
Like they were driving or something?
something all right
God didn't make these creatures
possible we've got this wrong way around
What's that supposed to mean?
Maybe we're entutting on them
Australian channel vice emits a song sonic cord and touches seems creatures use advanced ground to craft sonic vices for unknown purpose
Okay, maybe not music
We have to communicate.
Okay, there it goes. Sounds like there's nothing happening.
Looks like they weren't wearing seatbelts, too.
He looks so happy in death.
You don't think it's a lie, do you?
Touch it.
Heh heh heh.
You don't touch it.
Pussy.
I dare you to touch it.
No, I triple-dog dare you to touch it.
Gawd!
Missed it.
What a fucking sigh.
That creature is fossilized.
Must be millions of years old.
Well, you're infected now.
Well, I guess it's a blazer.
Times are really short in this one, except other difficulties.
It's even harder.
Well, I guess it's a plazor. Time is really short in this one, so other than the difficulty, it's even harder.
I wonder how fast that is. It's probably the same. It's that guy's face from the beginning of the game.
Check out that armor. This guy's got damn biblical.
He's still alive.
Shit. Did you see that? Oh, that's impossible. In this place. Everything's possible.
Shit!
Fuck, he's been alive all this time.
Sinner will have a head.
Oh, my...
If you would...
We must have preserved this place.
It's a rain.
What should we do?
We can't leave him like this.
Well, shit.
He had enough time to get used to it.
I'm serious.
I know what you're gonna attract the vampires.
I'll do it.
What if he could tell us something?
Like, blink two times for this,
three times for that he might have been able to get us information well shit
this one is getting real weird all of a sudden now we're dealing like aliens
air sites the story is going like hard left her so we're looking chat for the
kill all vampires but you guys see it let me know you need to find the kill
all vampires but right here somewhere though this so they crashed here millions
of years ago and yet somehow there's still a lot of hunting humans for blood
and what is all this green stuff ever something very game W is happening here
the mother load we plan our reach that's blocked here looks okay just stop
coffins sir that's blocked. Two fonts of those that they were fighting when they
died, attacking each other, but it means not the vampires. The vampires are, were
affected by the parasites that are in, so parasites are getting inside of first
these alien creatures and then the humans like us and turning us into those
things and then we can attack each other just like that just like what's your
face did to us so there's some sort of parasite feature around here that's the
real bullets you've been firing so many as impressive the number of bullets they
Yeah.
Hey, Nicky!
You threw it up like the fucking cavalry!
I thought you were dead.
Not my time.
There is what's your face?
That don't sound good.
I inhaled a dead vampire.
Got me high as fuck.
Good to see you again, ma'am.
Take my hand.
Girl, I'm doing naked.
Yeah, I was just made in here, I see some stuff.
What takes this place?
Me 24 hours.
Fuck those things up and get the fuck out.
Good plan.
Yeah!
So we got 8 clips with 5.56 FMJ, 3.40mm high X rounds, a couple of 9mm pistols, 4 clips
between them.
We'll make that work.
Plus 2 foster rounds and 1 block with Composition C4.
Oh, that's a good shit.
All in is not enough.
We've also got this.
And it's all unpredictable and work with what we got now fuses are shot but
we can use the C4 to detonate them let's just hope they still pack a punch
the vampires come from those cocoons you saw how many they're wearing that
fault thousands in there should we blow them up burn as many of those
motherfuckers as we can and head for the surface what do you think sergeant
Ooh, rah! Ooh, rah!
P'naka, allow him to carry a pistol.
We are way past that point now, man.
We stand together as one.
Oh.
Still got that mid-kit. Now'd be a good time to use it.
It's looking pretty late. I can only patch up one person.
Prince back home would have a field day with this.
Looks like our explorer friends are here, too.
We should search this place before we move out.
Oh, God. Bear Lake.
Three of them are infected. Search the chamber with your allies. Finish up this girl!
That's music. I discover more about the musical language of these creatures. My mind
spins and wondered how they came to be here. They soar through the skies in the days of the dinosaurs.
Did their great empire spend the globe while we were still swinging from the trees?
They're dead now. Their forms are somewhat like our own.
But everything else about them is alien to life as we know it.
The console displays of what appears to be a constellation of stars set us missing from Earth.
Do they come from beyond?
Crossing great gulfs of space to land here?
Were they trying to get home?
How confident are you that they'll work?
They'll work.
I should've stayed sooner, but I'm sorry about Ari's death.
You're not sorry.
It means a lot
It's nothing just cold what was that
spoilers
So long spoiler keys
Pullman you can request pickaxes rope plywood
External box
Arc lamps plus generator crowbars prime gaming subs clicking the sub button gas mask or bar ebh
Fetch a little ropes over other side
Whoever finds this forgive me. I have said it wasn't it for him. He said really all about these tablets
Forgive me
I have sabotaged the dynamite to prevent my colleagues from sealing this temple to the world
Lady Bradshaw was right to bring me here. These creatures are key to limitless power.
There are secrets here that can allow humanity to reach across the stars,
perhaps even achieve immortality itself. Please safeguard this ruin and do not
think badly of me for what I have done. I serve only the future.
Elise van Hytjen. Thank you for subbing that, Norton.
Um, OG Spacy, Big Shmoink, Poison, Omai, Sir Valentine, True Insanity, Miko, Maddil, and Fallacy. Thank you very much, you're not, you're not looking too good, sir.
Shit, Jason. Not sure who looks worse. You or me.
It's nothing. You seriously do not look good.
I just feel cold.
Rachel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sorry for your loss. Eric was a good man.
he was. Oh by the last letter from this guy they are coming we must end it here
with is there any time my last act we did take his diary to found in the rebel
equals conservice the warning any who
I drenched in blood we have set foot on an uncharted shore and roused something ancient and wicked
The glassy becomes in indescribable shapes and forms.
For eons we lived as children in this world,
unaware of the horrors that slumbered in our hearts.
Now we are blindly thrown open the gates to madness.
I fear being taken away, but I must do what I must.
We must seal this place for eternity, for all I'm coming.
Mary, I'm sorry.
get what that was well a very long time that last I thought it froze as we're
hunts victim implants parasite parasite gestates host death parasite takes over
but is a parasite only one of us that could possibly live now without
let's compare with a cure the parasite there's meaning here it's a language
formed from cords musical scales sonics Mary was a pianist she deciphered it she
thought these carvings represented the stars do you see it's Cetus the whale
we're a long way from the night sky that's a mystery
son according to the journal there was only one scale of sound in the device
But Mary was studying it alone. I think there may be another.
I'm going to need your help.
What can I do?
This console is too big to operate single-handedly.
Believe that these creatures were once peaceful.
Your language was one of music.
The surprise gave you the moment.
The Great Empire collapsed.
Your music fell silent.
And the terror of the trouble was your own.
What happened?
The sickness?
The madness?
What turned them from the architects and the killers?
It's written right over there on the papers.
The killers had twisted them.
While their creatures of hate, animals, dead things, no one left to kill.
They waited for us.
This isn't their home.
It's an ark.
Turning into one of them!
I'll put her out in a misery.
Hold her the fuck down.
There's gotta be a way we can't lose her.
There's no other way.
Okay, cut it out.
Remember what happened to your friend Clarice?
It won't be pleasant if Rachel turns to put you down.
End up, Sergeant K.
Those things aren't done.
Bill heard the gunshot.
We need to move the fuck out.
Like cocoons.
Have you seen what I've seen?
The mountains are made of cocoons.
Thousands of them.
We set the charges there.
They won't turn.
Listen up.
We've been hit hard tonight.
We lost brothers.
And sisters.
Rachel's gone.
So has the Colonel.
It's time to get some payback.
We're playing charges on as many of those clusters as possible
and then detonate them remotely.
Second those charges go off, we haul ass to the exit.
If luck is on our side,
we'll do more than fry a few vampires.
Created a diversion.
I am okay then let's get loose kids okay who's going to place the dynamite um well
I was thinking you would do it now crazy we'll do it together now the more of us down
there the more chances we'll get seen takes a detonator if I don't make it Nick hear
me out I don't make it I want you to blow those charges just don't go getting
sure you're happy on me every step of the way you keep them radio contact well
I want dinner so and I'll pop a flare shake a lot you need to hurry you hit
that detonator be quick and be safe you hear me buddy we have until I get
bored and I'm pushing the button and go for the mother load it's way too
easy. Don't say that. What is it? What we're warning him do now? Plant the charge first.
Hey, how's he looking up there? Over you, man. Hundreds of them.
Means you've got the boss to tell the truth. I'm sorry, Nikki.
For this? Or what happened at that checkpoint? It's a war, Jason.
He sticks a dynamite as you have, my god. I'm injured. Oh, this is not gonna end well.
Come in, man. Are you there?
They suck.
How are you even alive? I don't even like what's going on anymore.
You have to make it out of Longies. Come with me. One of us.
How? He was 10 feet from Seafoam. How?
You're wrong. Salim is one of us now. Marines don't leave their own behind.
You hear him, Salim? Tell him yourself. Come and get you.
You're the only one not infected. We gotta save you.
The rest of us are goners.
It would be funny if you could accidentally shoot your friend.
Join the fun
Ah guys Buffy now
Thousands of pissed off vampires coming out. Yeah, that's great
That's gonna end we're real well
Semper fi in the game. We're trying to get trophies
Those things were all over us
Instantly, what's the rhythm like it's less down the goddamn Super Bowl?
Is that sports ball?
Listen up.
I'm not out of woods yet.
All I see in front of me,
you're the best.
Fuck that.
Best of the best.
We will...
Jason Waterfalls.
Should have just killed her ass.
Very slow shit.
Bitch!
Oh!
I just didn't know how to stay dead.
Off Jason has though.
The whole time...
The whole time you could have just climbed out with the rope.
They're infected that son should kill them.
Ha! We got two left.
They're very fucking ready to go home, Marines, here.
This is Bellman 2-1 actual to Coyote 2.
Radio check over.
Infravis adapter.
Sunshine, am I happy to see you?
I must return home to my boy.
You must be worried about me.
A full eclipse.
Oh, not again.
Eclipse will only last a couple minutes.
We hold him here!
We're waiting, darkening it out like that.
Someone's not going to be on this Facebook, sir.
This Ricky Ol' Hut will do a great job for us.
Wait for the sun to come back?
He's a fucking player.
Like lights, so maybe you'll also be fine.
If there's a thing known to you.
There's a thing that's over.
It's like another massive battle comes out of nowhere.
Booster.
And salad.
Three out of five is not bad.
and some of your charges to the light while others are foreign.
Survival often comes at a great cost,
because the others sometimes must pay.
I look forward to our next encounter.
Perhaps I'll choose a story that's a little more homely
next time, somewhere you'll be guaranteed
of a decent night's sleep.
Rest assured, wherever it is,
you'll find it extremely hard to leave.
Get off the red-eye with your excuse.
Can I play?
How can you see what he looks like?
No leek, no leg room.
I cram me in the back.
I'm out of toilets.
Nice.
Coffee wasn't so bad, though.
Good fucking muffins.
Did you read the brief?
Mm, muffins.
How's it going with the analysis team?
The ISG team took heavy losses,
but it wasn't a complete disaster.
I just have to scrape some of them off before.
Poor bastards.
the entities like nothing we've seen before
project Jason first lieutenant Marine Force recon the best of the best huh
or so they advertise Dennis how many times I have to keep telling you the same
damn story I understand however set calm needs to iron out any the regulator
chance whole fucking thing was irregular such as why you allied with an enemy
combatant you are watching there those things ripping us to shreds I don't
give a damn who it was, we needed all the help we could get.
I sticked back into that hell to save Salim,
and that man was worth five of you people.
Semper fucking five.
And Colonel King?
What about Colonel fucking King?
How did he die?
He led us all the way to hell.
Hell burned him up.
Movie technical check?
That's a nasty crof.
His biopsie results just came back in.
The future's not looking so rosy for a war hero.
How long has he got?
Hopefully enough time for the experiments.
So I cooperated with an Iraqi soldier down there?
Republican Guard. If you can believe it.
Must have made a hell of an impression for Colt to have to go back for him.
I'm dying to meet this guy.
I am not answering any more questions until I see my son.
That's not how we do things around here.
You don't have a clue.
Jason came back for me.
But I said to you,
Down there, this damn lore of yours was over!
I'd like to talk more about the Entities of Empires.
I'm finding it very hard to believe that you killed those things with that.
Untie me, and I'll show you how I did it.
That's good.
The analysis team are still pulling specimens from the site.
It's Carnage down there.
They used dynamite?
We don't know how they got their hands on it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm done.
I told you already, it was a city.
I've got that city full of those things.
There were cocoons down there, fucking thousands of them.
How many organisms were still allowed down there?
How did he live?
Overall, I'd say they're all fucking burdened.
Is it like winter fold all over again?
Uh-huh.
And here we have Colonel Eric King, our in-house genius.
He definitely got more than he bargained for.
Those two were married, right?
And they lose a sense of the word.
That's quite the love bite.
It's a damn shame is what it is.
The Colonel had a lot more to answer for.
Wait a minute, he's dead.
This one's down to Calis.
That's being dead.
And this is the temple for Saddam's weapon depot.
Uh-oh.
Piece of shit, sister.
I wouldn't say that.
It's been a big find for us.
We've been lucky.
This is your definition of lucky?
Oh, he ain't dead.
She was infected.
Comrades had no choice but to...
Parasite?
Extracted.
You read her profile.
Yeah. She could have gone far.
If this hadn't happened...
I missed the button press, I'm sorry.
You still on for next Monday?
Jan, it's making hot pie. You bet your ass were on.
I'll never get used to this town.
Hot pie is delicious, though.
At least this one was localized.
small blessings.
Bill, what do you mean, give it all?
It doesn't matter what I think.
The only thing that matters is controlling the flow of information.
As far as the world knows, not a damn thing happened here.
Whoever these people are, are not only covering it up.
You want to know what it means to be a killer.
Think of the most profound thing you've ever done.
The most beautiful thing you've ever created, I promise you.
It's nothing compared to watching the life bleed out of someone.
To see the fear in their eyes.
To feel empowered to release.
That's a bus driver.
That's true, Mark.
That's what you have to be.
An artist.
Season 1 finale, the devil, in me.
Is that what that is?
Get out!
So there's another one confirmed, and it says Season 1 as in...
more than one season, so these aren't over.
Trophy?
You're gonna play that.
Oh, yeah, that's awesome.
It's gonna be great.
I always said, I like these games. They're fun. They're fun to play with, chat.
I hope you guys enjoyed watching today, that was amazing!
You're so good, I like that.
So it looks like if this is the end of season 1 and there's 4, it's probably going to be
at least 8.
Probably guys, we're going to play an indie game today from itch.io called Late Night
Mob.
I don't know what this is, it's a short horror game, could be really good, could
be awful I will find out together let's jump in and see where's Waldo what's
gonna happen do a quick clean up best and I need the house clean does I have
some guests coming over in the morning all right now my problem use wise to move
click to pick up them up clean the state on the floor pick up the trash
God this thing is so weird to control why is it so messy here if only there
There was a giant freakin' timer on the screen.
This house is very nasty.
If only.
You can't wipe it over the mop in the...
Okay.
I just can't tell when it's going down.
I just don't know.
Please, someone tell me.
The mouse controls are very awkward and I can't change them.
Oh there it is.
Okay.
Well, in a few games I have to adjust that.
Hello?
Who's that?
Just me! Mopping away!
Little did he know he was not alone in this apartment.
Lotto's final day was here.
I would feel embarrassed to leave a house like this.
There's footsteps behind him.
And ask someone to come clean at the middle of the night.
He was unaware of the danger that lurked around the corner.
That is very...
Slow, pitter-patter, noises, poor those sounds.
Keep hearing something like moving.
But future watched him from the corner of the room, waiting.
He lurked in the dark.
Hello?
He called out but no one answered.
Chat typed in S.
Living room? Bathroom?
What's your weird noises happening?
Checks I've done as because I knew something was in the shadows
Garbage and keep hearing stuff in the walls. He kept hearing a strange name moving
But it does look spick and span though
like super
Super nice super clean
pristine
Absolutely
beautiful
gorgeous, but let's um
Um, go in the other rooms, I guess.
Very dirty hallway.
Lock requires office key.
Bathroom.
Hail.
He wiped the poop stain off the floor.
Bathroom done?
Chat typed, dang gross, because it was gross.
Hey, can I pick up one piece at a time?
This is terrifying.
One piece at a time.
Keep hearing something.
It's like this garbage is so scattered randomly.
Like someone purposely took the garbage
and just spread all over the floor.
He suddenly realized that he was garbage.
All the way.
Office key.
The fire is better.
Oh, oh no.
No, what is that?
Why, ooh.
Sir, I-I'm just here to clean.
Alright.
Okay.
Got real dark over there.
Oh, something went right.
I don't need to clean this office that badly, like...
You can have it if you want, sir.
Thought it fit in the little corner there!
Just clean.
Am I mopping carpet?
What'd you even do to make it this bad?
Why am I still in this place?
Like, why did I turn the lights on?
I know it's like, just all this...
One last room, the master bathroom, and then we're done.
But if I see some creature in the dark corners, like, scaring me and stuff, like, I would just be out of there.
There's no way this character is apparently really, really thorough.
I just must mop that up.
I just cleaned up a murder scene.
Go home.
Sure, it's gonna...
It went under the bed. Uh-oh, it's under the bed.
If it's under the bed, that means I can leave and it won't be able to touch me.
Take that off of there! I'm not doing that! Get outta here!
For cleaning the house, I really appreciate it.
Although you did break a very special and very expensive antique
and left all the pieces for me to clean, so I'll be deducting that from your payment.
Wow.
You piece of shit.
Alright we'll do it again, I'll figure out what the noise is, even though that's good,
probably mean death.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey!
Alright, let's investigate the noise this time and see what it is.
the noise. OH GOD DAMN MEN! OH MY GOD! I'm awake!
To be saying this, but maybe don't go into my house. I remember I kinda summoned a demon
and totally forgot about it. Anyways, I hope you're good and healthy and alive. You're
okay that was something
Shine all everybody scream
Now it's done for how long
I am afraid of all that's said
I cleared it all and it's not the one you dare to
Then look into me when they kill me
No matter what I make sure that I
Drive games, waiting for a scary face
During all the games and make them all free
Drive them scream
Hey, how do we know it's something that'll be
Are you scared? Well, that's just fine
Save what's safe for a speaking game
All the guys fight with the sub chain to the right!
Everybody scream, everybody scream!
In this far-known house,
witch.tv slash dance gaming.
Everybody, I hope you guys enjoyed past Dan last night!
I played some good games from the same people that we're playing today.
We're gonna be playing Until Dawn on PC.
Because the PS5 version of the Untill Dawn remake runs at 30 FPS, I thought a remake meant that you could remake it, make it run high-frame, but I guess not.
So, we're playing the PC version though.
The PC version does run at full on cap frames, thankfully.
So, I got the PC version ready.
That's why we're starting a little bit late today
to wait for Steam to release it at noon.
But we're gonna play the remake of the,
until dawn in PC version today.
So it should look pretty good.
Thank you guys for showing up for Horror Month.
You guys are absolutely blowing me away
with all your support and just entertaining and stuff.
You guys are being so cool, so awesome.
Appreciate you all stopping by every day
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So a couple of reminders before we jump into Until Dawn.
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We got a cute shirt drawn by Julie in chat.
She also makes her emotes.
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We've been doing Horn Month for 13 of those years and you guys seem to love the event
So we're going to keep it going, keep it the hype, train,
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These guys seem to love it.
We got some great games coming up this week.
We're playing Until Dawn remake today.
It's probably a two-day game, but we may get it done in one.
But we'll see.
So we're going to be playing that today and then possibly
up tomorrow.
We'll see how long it takes.
Depends on how quickly, how many people we kill.
I mean, how well we're doing some quick event events
how short the game is, or how long it is. Apparently they already make added some stuff too, so we'll probably get to see some more content.
It's going to keep people alive to see it.
Alright, so we're going to be doing that. Also, we have Silent Hill 1. I'm going to replay Silent Hill 1 soon.
I think on Saturday, maybe?
Yeah, on Saturday we'll be playing the first Silent Hill, a PS1 game.
It has quite older.
And then we're going to be playing...
Oh, congrats to the winners of the mugs!
Looks like El Nora, Horizon, Rain Shock.
It's a ghost.
Congrats to the winners.
site and get an entry info and we'll ship out your mugs for you.
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Let's all give a round of applause to Pandora for opening that box of giveaways.
Thank you very much Pandora.
Also Silent Hill 2 comes out very soon.
Silent Hill 2, the remake of Silent Hill 2.
We're going to play that.
It's going to be at least a two day game because I want to be thoroughly exploring all the little scary corners of that one.
We're going to be playing that either Saturday or Sunday. I got to double check the days.
Let me double check.
We might be playing it Sunday, maybe Monday. I got to double check when I'm allowed to play.
We'll see. When I can play it, we're going to play it. It's gotten good reviews because it was a great game.
had to modernize it a bit and make it even better.
Beautiful.
So we're going to play that soon.
Thank you, Sigma Lux, for ordering a Horamunch shirt.
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I think for that reset, BJ's freak that says, Dan Wilkage, Dan Wilkage, Dan Wilkage.
No, there's gonna be lots of that today, because this game is full of jump scares.
Alright, let's go ahead and we're gonna...
I'm gonna set up the old green screen.
That's the wrong full screen.
There we go.
Okay, let me set up the old green screen arena.
And then we will play until Donrymake on PC.
At higher than 30 FPS.
It's very strange and sad to see people complaining about 30FPS and um...
I think it's very strange that games are still releasing in 30FPS.
In 2024, with all this technology, it's like, it's insane that they're still doing it.
Alexa, set dance office lights to the white.
Alright, beautiful.
Yeah, 30FPS is like...
I can play a game in 30FPS.
But, like, if I have to, I can't.
But I don't want to if I ever have the choice
I don't ever want to ever play a game in 30 FPS like if I ever have the choice
I am never choosing the 30 FPS option ever
Like if I ever have the option and play a game between 60 and 30 I will always choose the 60 no matter what that
Means like I will always choose the 60. It's just so much more comfy in the eyes
But if I have to play a game at 30 I will and I'm playing games at 30
But I'm replaying DTA 5 at 30 on the PS3 and it's fine. It's just that I don't ever want to have to do that
Like I can do it. It's okay. I just don't ever want to
Alright, let's see. Thank you
Warlock, Shady and Liss
Loco crazy. Thank you for those resubs guys
Okay, let's
Did they change her?
She looks way different
Did she have that earring before?
Wait a minute, she's got a different hairstyle, that's what it is.
Her hair is different, that's what threw me off, like she's got a different hair.
Okay, I was like, something is off.
Something doesn't look like it used to.
Vertical sink, 16 by 9.
Oh we can get rid of the black bars?
Hell yeah.
Shading, processing, view distance, quality, motion blur, turn off the motion blur, thank god.
Uh, film grain, get rid of that, doesn't stream well, when you have film grain on.
Virtual shadow maps.
Upscale, let's do...
QSS...
Last...
Frame generation, wait a minute.
Ray tracing?
We'll need frame generation to go on ray-trade tracing.
Okay, let's do a benchmark to see how it runs.
with all those settings on.
It's not actually a benchmark.
It just sets your settings automatically.
I thought it was a benchmark.
Okay.
Never mind then.
143...
Orderly, yes.
I will go full scan this one.
Yes, okay.
Uh...
143 because you can't be 144.
Because you always want it one notch below your actual primary or pressure.
Otherwise you might occasionally get a screen tear once in a while.
The new hairstyle throws me off. She had like a totally different look in the original.
So it looks like they enhance all the characters' different looks.
I saw they changed one character really dramatically.
So be warned that some characters might look a lot different than you're used to.
I knew that I'm gonna test it quickly to see how it runs when I ask you playing yet
We're not playing yet. Oh, I can't skip. Can I okay? I can skip. Yeah, just got making sure the framerate's fine
Got room in the black bars makes it feel so good
This is the remake of the until dawn game this came out originally 2015 the original version, but this is a remake of it
Where they've added some new content added new ending
Oh it looks great. It runs really nice. Don't chat! Forget that jump scare! Forget it!
Don't erase it from your memory! Okay, I think we're good to go. I know, I'm sorry.
Until time... okay let me get live on the old YouTube stream. It changes here too.
He looks more ugly than he did originally.
I didn't know that that was possible, but I love the actor, but his hair, I don't like
that hair.
He could look a lot nicer with the different hairstyle.
Hair really makes someone's look better and worse.
That hair does not compliment him well.
The actor himself is fine and handsome, he's a great actor, I love him and Constantine
and stuff.
The hair is just really bringing him down.
I'm an expert on hair, look at me.
I know all about hair.
Because I'm envious of people that have it,
and therefore I know all about it.
You all take it for granted and barely pay attention to hair.
I'm all like, hmm, I wish I had some hair.
I would sacrifice half the chat if I got a full,
luscious set of hair again.
I mean, I would never sacrifice chat for that.
Never, I would not do that, I mean.
Okay.
Get real live on the old YouTube now and I don't write it again
Throughout a beard it said unfortunately. I don't have enough
I tried running out of beard many times. It just comes in patchy and it looked like I
Have a neck beard and I don't my little basement and stuff. It looks bad. I
Already I already struggled with that and it just makes that problem worse. I mean I already look like I live in a basement
Popping out the deal chance buddy welcome today we're playing until dawn remake
They've remade the game and released it on PS5 and PC.
PS5 version runs at 30 FPS still.
But the PC version is unlocked and has a bunch of graphic settings,
so we're playing the PC version.
They've added some new content.
They've changed a couple of things.
They made some characters look a bit different
and make it look a lot prettier.
But it should be a good playthrough.
The game's fun.
It's fun to play with chess.
So let's go ahead and jump in and have some fun.
Just a warning, this game is a bit scary.
It has lots of jump scares.
Look at this, the original cutscene from the game they didn't change at all.
I'm gonna try to keep everyone alive so we can see all the new content.
I'm gonna try.
Fuh, I don't have a controller set up!
Oops!
Okay, sorry.
I got a controller hooked up.
Uh, at moments of story you're under pressure.
You just want to set a left stick to keep the capsule inside the boundary right now.
I don't remember this mini-game.
If you fail to keep it inside the boundary, you will draw attention to yourself.
I was a motion sensor, I forgot it.
I blocked out motion controls.
Oh dear.
We all know that one friend that just passes out every time you have a party.
They made Beth look a lot prettier than this one, damn.
She got a glow up.
Oh Hannah.
Just me as she looked like she might be in her 40s.
She looks a bit older in this remake.
I think this is a little bit wrong.
She deserves it.
It is not her fault that she has a huge crush on Anna.
Anna's been making moves on him.
I'm just looking out for my girl M.
Just because he's class prez doesn't mean he belongs to everyone.
Mike is my man.
I'm not anybody's man.
I don't know how I feel about all the changes of the characters yet.
It's definitely, it just feels different.
I don't know if I like it yet or not.
Move around the kitchen.
Look around the environment.
Now one thing they definitely did was, graphically, it looks so much better.
Damn.
It's a little on the dark side for Chas coming up the gamma just a bit, because otherwise you guys won't be able to see very well.
I remember being a very dark game just to begin with.
We can one notch down.
Okay, I think that's a good compromise for Chas.
Otherwise you guys will not be able to see very well.
Looks very, very pretty in here.
Did you see that?
Someone's out there.
That's it.
Just be us this weekend.
Josh!
Someone was out there.
What's on the computer here?
Purity Ring Obdeer Shrines.
Man, it's been fun hanging out with you.
No one gets me like you do.
Come find me later.
I'll be waiting.
Mike.
Oh my God.
What did our naive sister get herself into now?
Whoa, what is?
What is happening there?
I don't remember them doing so much of this before.
Of the setup.
Or the music.
It's new, I think.
They had to really make sure you understood what was happening.
They'll never know I'm 40.
There's a lot of words to be mean to somebody, jeez.
They only put this effort towards world peace or something, you know?
Maybe we should start with a little, you know, making out and see where it goes from there.
This intro is so different.
Wait, Jasha.
Hannah?
Hannah? Are you out there?
Oh! We almost got murdered by those crows.
Hannah!
Hannah! You know, I might be embarrassed, but I'm not running out in the cold. That's stupid. You don't do that.
Especially if my, like, if I have my chest exposed, I'm especially grabbing a coat or something.
Oh, God. They've changed so much in the beginning. I wonder how much they've changed.
Okay, quick time event sign.
Does this old man still got it?
Let's see.
Hmm.
But Pretz, I was trying to save her.
I thought maybe I could save her this time.
But no.
I guess there's no way to live on that one.
Those two always play.
I can't save them.
I'm sorry.
There are a few things I need to make sure you're on.
You see, no one can change what happened last year.
The past is beyond our control.
control. You have to accept this in order to move forward. It's freedom, it's evolution.
Everything you do, every decision you make from now on will open doors to the future.
I want you to remember this, I want you to remember this as you play your game. Every
single choice will affect your fate and the fate of those around you. So, you
We have committed to commence with this game that is significant.
And I want to help you see it through.
Sometimes, sometimes these things can be a little scary, even terrifying.
But I'm here to make sure that no matter how upsetting things may get,
we'll always find a way to work through it.
All right.
We will start with a simple exercise.
Could you please pick up the card?
And I want you to look at the picture on the other side and tell me what you feel about it.
It is essential that you answer honestly in order to get the most out of this experience.
I don't know if they brought all the actors in and re-recorded some stuff or if they just left over content or what.
They definitely didn't bring him back and he's probably too expensive.
Okay we see it. Scarecrow in a cornfield with a barn. It looks like an AI image.
So how did that picture make you feel? Remember be honest.
I feel uneasy because it's AI.
Okay honesty is good. What do you think it is that makes you feel uneasy?
I'm not sure.
If it is something you can't see, then why does it make you feel uneasy?
I mean, is there something in the house?
Yeah, this part was in the original game.
We're talking about the other stuff.
There was a lot of new lines in the beginning that weren't in the original game.
No, it's not there.
So, if it's not in the house, then where do you think it is?
Can it be in the field?
It's in the field.
See, and is this threat human or is there some other fear that you have that you would
like to talk to me about?
It's not human.
Un-in-human threats.
That's fascinating.
Oh well, perhaps we can explore your fears a bit further in our next session. I'm afraid we'd run out of time.
I thought I paid for 45 minutes, Doc. That was five.
It was $300, sir.
Sir, I'm still here.
This is different too.
Oh, Peter Stormair.
He's so good.
Now that wasn't bad, I think I prefer the original song as all.
still the old sanatorium on the mountain.
Could he be hiding there?
My officers did search the grounds,
but the girls themselves couldn't have made it that far.
Something about that mountain seems to breed tragic events.
More than you know, Marty.
Thank you for joining us, Anthony.
With all the Washington's tonight,
I'm son Josh on this, the anniversary
of the mysterious disappearance of Hannah and Beth Washington.
Well, hello, friends and fans.
All right, let's do that again.
Beyond awesome to have you guys all back this year.
First off, I gotta say, I am super excited to welcome all my pals back to the annual Blackwood Winter Getaway.
So, let me just let you know, let's take a moment to address the elephant in the room for a second.
You're all probably worried about me. It's gonna be tough on all of us going back after what happened last year.
But I just want you all to know it means so much to me
that we're doing this and that I know it would mean
so much to Hannah and Beth that we're all still here together,
you know, thinking of them.
I really want to spend some quality time with each and every one of you
and just share some moments that we'll never forget
for the sake of my sisters, and you know.
Okay, so let's party like we're fucking porn stars, okay?
And make this one trip we will never forget, alright?
Yes!
Like what? How do they party?
Memento Mori, ten hours until dawn.
Have you played this blind?
No, I I I can see in the woods
You're my first instinct is when I hear let's go to the cabin in the woods
What kind of Wi-Fi do you got out there? Am I gonna have self-service? How am I gonna have internet out there? What?
Sounds great, but no
Oh, let me double check the sound settings. So because the audio in this game is all we're all TV speakers
Let's go headphones
Streamer mode
Oh
Okay, the vods probably muted from all those copyright songs. Damn it
Blackwood pines
The gates busted
Climb over
Really?
Yo, how do I get there again Chris?
Vancouver Central, I stress out the black pines. Otherwise, he won't
That over there
Let's go quick
Okay, quick time events
Jump.
And he's good, I know.
Oh man, still got it!
So far the thing I like the most about the Remake is, they really made it look more beautiful
and improved the lighting and stuff.
Aw.
Hey, little fella.
Aw.
You hungry?
It's very nice out here with no jump scares at all.
That's nice.
Thank you, Stephanie, for buying a Horamoth mouse pen.
Cool.
cool
indigenous people and butterfly prophecies
tribes who once um... live in the mountains believe that the butterflies carry
dreams and prophecies of possible futures
um... death black butterflies
prophesies the dreamer's death
red dangerous events
uh... brown
uh... loss
uh... yellow guidance
white fortune
green is
The green is... something nightmare hunger...
I can't read that last one.
Oh, that's with little statue carvings.
Hi!
Yes, Remake came out today.
It's on PS5 and on PC now.
I think it's the first time the game's been on PC.
Search the totem locator premonition.
They made this different.
It used to have to like...
Yeah, they changed this.
It used to be just you pick it up and you see that right there.
Now one thing that the developer has put these in every one of their games and one gives
you hints at things that are going to happen but at the same time it also spoils some stuff
so if you don't want any spoilers every time people go up don't look because it will potentially
spoil things that could happen.
I'll say that they will but they might booty call
Oh, that would be Emily
It's really hard not to kill Emily in every plate there
So hard the past is beyond our control
Damn damn teenagers doing their damn graffiti
Chris you here if there is a backpacker, let me go grab that
Cell phone from Emily, Ashley.
Uh-oh, Chris has a crush on Ashley.
Loyal, protective, humorous.
You scared me.
I'm sorry, are you my secretary?
I was buzzing.
Cool, well, thanks for letting me know. I could take it from here.
So, I found something kinda amazing.
What?
I'm not gonna tell you. You gotta see for yourself. Come on.
What is it?
Where?
Right around here. Gonna blow your mind.
Hold on. I want to go in that room.
If it's locked, I'm gonna be so mad.
Oh, it's locked. Okay, so. We couldn't go in there anyways.
I had to make sure.
I want to make sure it, like, miscollectable or something.
Sorry.
What was the name again? Was it Josh?
I forget already.
Chris, there we go. Same thing.
Man, it is.
generic name for generic guy.
Ta-da! Pretty rad, right?
Come on! Look at these beauties!
Uh, beauties is not the word that comes to mind.
Why is this even here?
What do you mean?
What the hell is a shooting range doing at the base of a ski lodge?
Uh, dude, have you ever met Josh's dad?
Yeah.
He thinks he's like Grizzly Adams or something.
Wanna try?
Uh, no, you go ahead Grizzly.
Why is everything yellow? Because the sun, which is our only light source, is yellow at dusk, just like in real life.
Good!
Alright, I'm bad. I'm a badass.
I'm gonna go ahead and guess it was a wild case of beginner's locks.
Oh, God.
Their brother could shoot a bottle that big, that close.
Hey, Mr. Polly, are you ever gonna actually shoot that thing?
Maybe.
Hey, sharpshooter, our ride's coming.
wait I was gonna come on it cut out that's bullshit oh I was about to choose
and it's that oh come on that makes me so mad I don't know how it keeps going
I can't be right well, we're all just gonna have to keep
Wanted Victor Milgram
sex
male
I get a visit from six foot two
Wanted cash the first three arson effects as well
Oh, come on. It's at least a band was the year when he comes up here. Oh
Arson, huh? I know the squirrel one this time. Hey, that's weird doors locked. Yeah
Josh was to keep it locked
He said that what people I don't know you said they found people sleeping in the station
Creepy well see what's in there real gentlemen. Oh, this is the trolley station, okay?
That was like a gift shop
Blackwood
Hotel and
and sanatorium
wait
wait wait wait wait what
it's a sanatorium
and a hotel at the same time
uh...
mhm
the car was closer
guess we gotta wait
all right it must have some crazy deals
it's a big mountain
wait bathtub
You got a pouch?
You're a priest?
Why would you have a camera shooting at the bathtub?
That's a little weird.
You're pretty calm. A sleeping giant of blackwood forest.
Finally. You coming?
Yeah, well, I was gonna stay here and catch some seeds, but...
Okay.
Holtown Santorins were a thing of the turn of century.
Oh, shut up.
I think of a place where they house mentally unwell people
with padded walls and stuff
Is this something different?
Oh it's a spa
Oh Santa terium is the... okay
I was thinking the wrong thing
I thought it was a sanitary life.
But the kids sitting next to Josh started strapped snapping the training bra on the girl
To the teacher made me move to the front. I was
And next to Josh, that's how we met
We became friends to this day
Such a good story
Years earlier that
I have a little low-cut shirt that showed up for training, bro.
No. You could be riding in this cable car alone.
Right now. Or talking to some other person entirely.
Boom. Butterfly a bit.
What an amazing story.
Oh my god, what did they do to Jess?
Oh, they did her dirty.
Oh dear god.
How did- whoa.
Boy oh boy oh boy new people time to meet and greet they changed her a lot from
the original guys having a really weird stroke we're stuck in this stupid thing
can you please let us out pretty please why was that locked on the inside not the
outside another 10 minutes in there and I could shoot off my own leg what a
weird door look got a lot of meat on my bones so muscle down here yeah right
I
I'm just doing like Sam taught me other people's private thoughts of my own
Personal playground. Do not be a jerk
my goodness
Seems that someone has a little crush on our good friend and dear class president Michael Monroe
And what kind of sizzling erotic of my dar Jessica be capable of imagining I wonder
together
Not really pretty clear cut actually and out. I'm in
Drama they're supposed to be teenagers but it looks much older. It's getting tired of all this nature and junk
You guys go ahead. I'm just gonna wait here for a bit
See who else is coming
You mean Mike what I?
Mean, you know whoever
Sam
Did you see this view? I don't know if they ever say what their age is. I assume she needs it because they're still in childish pranks.
But I don't know like what I don't know if they ever like established what their age is.
They did Emily dirty too. Damn. I don't think it would have been like as pretty, you know.
Maloch's fine. Where's the bellboy when you need one?
I had a big blow up though he looks good I'm not gonna feel like a regular party
I mean what do you think oh my god kill him right now please that is not cool you
You guys!
Michael!
You really, really shouldn't have seen your faces, right?
Dude, I almost clocked you just now.
Nice one.
Michael, you're a jerk.
Come on!
Guys, we're all friends here, right?
No need for violence.
This is a little harmless fun.
We're up in the woods.
It's spooky.
Come on.
Let's get into the spirit of things.
The spirit of things?
Seriously?
What's wrong with you?
Yeah.
Try to lighten the mood, Em.
Don't be like that.
Like what?
The way you're being.
You always get like this.
And up to you got a step off
Emily and I are together now, and that's just the way it is. Oh, I'm not gonna tell you again
You understand each other. Oh, I thought maybe we can move past all this the buds, but yeah, my no
No, no, no, it's totally cool. I'm just gonna head down the road be all mature and shit by myself over here
Peace I think you got the message
It's kind of hot when you get all alpha, you know that?
Hey baby.
What?
Hey, could you take these the rest of the way?
The bags?
Yeah, all the bags.
Why?
I need to go find Sam.
Okay.
Sorry, I just, I really need to go find her.
I totally forgot I needed to talk to her before we get all the way up there.
This really can't wait.
We're almost there.
It's important, Matt, please.
Damn it, she has power over me!
Alright, fine.
It's so important I guess I can pack horse at the rest of the way, but you owe me one.
Excuse me?
Well, the more even, at least.
I'll think about it.
Just be careful.
See you up there, sweetie. Thank you.
I'm a simple man.
Ashley, academic, inquisitive, sensitive. What am I looking for?
looking for.
Hello.
I'm talking to Mike.
Somebody's getting a little friendly.
I'm not in the friends zone kind of way.
I might need to check the expiration date on their big breakup.
Uh-oh.
Oh god!
Fuck it!
Asshole!
Sorry there.
Sorry about that Ash.
I didn't mean to scare you.
Just Louise!
What?
I didn't mean to scare you, sort of scare you, but not like for real.
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Hey, well.
Man, I'm really sorry Ash, Dan.
It's okay, it's fine.
What are you looking at see anything juice with nothing? Let me check it out
He deserved to know
Oh, alright. Oh, son of a...
Seriously, Emily? What the hell, man?
Hey, listen, it's probably nothing.
Nothing, you think?
Oh, yeah.
Is ever just nothing with him? Ever?
I don't know.
I- Damn it!
Oh, it's not.
Uh, that's her ex that she just broke up with,
and she told us that she's gonna talk to Sam,
because she lied, and then she's going and hugging him
when I get over there? That's...
very not cool.
Uh, let me check my phone.
Oh my god.
Pre-made snowball.
Boom!
Gotcha!
I'm curious if you turn on streamer mode. Does that music go away? Yep
So they just mute it. Okay
That's good to know. I don't feel like the music's necessary here, but it's fine
I like to silent we're a friend of animals
But not my
Done done city
Did I go down I think you'd know so if I did ma'am my my so are we calling it my
favorite on your worthy opponents is Jessica the snowball queen okay that
sounds vaguely dirty my lady oh okay what am I gonna get well I can think of
it at least one yeah but you'll have to wait until later what regret to get up
the log yeah it's so nice out here though pretty breathtaking i mean i could stay out here pretty
much ever provided others thinking out of your whole time just making out whoa man well i think
we might freeze to death somewhere between those quotes oh it's time to get dark chat there's someone
on there.
Hi Doc.
Hi again.
Hi Doc.
I felt that we made some good progress in our last session, but I'm concerned about your
situation.
This time, we're going to try to understand the root of your anxiety.
Now pick up that book, turn the pages, you will see a set of pictures and symbols.
So I want you to identify which image in each set makes you the most anxious.
Crowds full of women.
Women in water.
Women eating apples.
Women who invent cutting-edge technology.
Women who eat apples.
Funny women.
Of women.
Did I startle you?
So sorry.
You're doing very well.
Don't be nervous. I have mommy issues. It's okay. I know who the character is
try to
Speed up a bit the more you rely on your instincts the more honest your answers will be in the more enlightening
You will find this experience
Okay
Snakes
We're answering so
diligently
Snakes clowns
An awful some combination sounds like a good Friday night
Well, I'm afraid
Once again, we're out of time, but I promise we talk again very soon
Good Friday clown snake and gore that goes $200 again. I'm
Is this therapy supposed to be helping me chapter 2 chat jealousy
Man, I feel like this mountain gets bigger every time I climb it. Oh, yeah, it feels the same to me
Persistent. Creative. Playful.
I just realized his initials are PCP.
Hmm. Come on, you grew up here. It probably feels like it's shrinking.
I guess that's true.
When are you gonna install some cell towers up here? I'm getting withdrawals already.
You got a spear million lying around and I'll fix you right up.
Funny you shouldn't say that. I think I left it in my other jacket.
Oops. Hey guys. Get up here okay?
Yeah. Well, never less, but it was so good to see you.
What's up with him?
Something's in the woods.
Yo, yo, yo.
You get things moving up here or what?
Yeah, man.
Man, Emily, are we seeing now, right?
Yeah, so it seems.
I mean, what's Mike thinking of that?
I have a feeling Mike's already got his hands full,
you know what I mean?
Huh.
Damn it.
This freaking thing.
It's ice.
What else?
Maybe there's another way in.
There are a million ways in, they're just all locked.
There's gotta be like a window around the corner we can get like, get open or something.
Wait a second, are you saying we should break in?
I don't think it's technically breaking in if you own the place, right?
Hey, not if I don't report you.
Um...
Leave the way, Coach Ease.
Hey, Ass.
Hi, Chris.
Sup.
Um...
How you doing?
So, how are you doing?
good but a little cold and I could use some time curled up by the fire yeah it
does seem pretty nice it's funny you say that the actor looks like Freddie
Mercury because he did play Freddie Mercury in the Queen movie
good job been a while rough season huh yeah something like that how you doing
Hey, you okay, man?
Some people, you know?
You think you know them?
Okay.
You see Nash yet?
Um, yeah.
Cool! Cool, cool, cool.
How's, uh...
How's she doing?
She's fine.
Why?
No reason.
Well, let's go back a bit. Have they changed a lot other than the graphics?
Yes, there's been lots of changes.
They changed the intro sequence.
They changed the intro cinematic they've added a lot of stuff pretty hot today, right? Some areas are bigger than they were the original
Now not every changes like the month you know now
I just want to rip that parker right off of her and make some snow angels, right?
You want a what now?
I mean, you're not gonna banger. Maybe Michael take up the case. Will you back off relax?
Just checking to see if there's some blood flowing down there
I mean, can you imagine a more perfect, ripe scenario
just dripping with erotic possibilities?
You and Ashley, alone at last.
You've laid all the groundwork.
You've been a perfect gentleman.
Now you come in for the kill!
I don't know.
What if it's like weird?
What if she, she might like,
wanna be friends with me anymore if I charge something like that?
I mean, weren't you just like,
you know, you know, you know,
you know, you know, you know,
I mean weren't you just listening you got a buck up bro grow up here
See comments like that where they say they're worried about their parents and stuff make me feel like they're supposed to be teenagers
So how are we gonna be 18 in my parents lodge, but 19. I don't know why I didn't say I had a plan
You sounded like you had a plan you better deliver Cochise or else you got four lovely ladies
are gonna be freezing their buns off and last time I checked that's not a good
way to get laid oh shoot nobody likes cold buns um okay what is that is an axe
wait it's missing someone stole the axe we must be careful come on someone
could have an accident. Yeah, an easy way to tell if someone is playing the PC version
or the PS5 version is the PS5 version runs at 30 FPS. It opened up the menu randomly and
now it's like, let me try alt- uh oh, oh god it just fucking froze. Great. Great. Well,
I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to just open up and froze.
Hey, well that's fun.
That was weird.
The UI like disappeared and yeah, okay.
Love my Silent Hill 2 wallpaper.
Yes, that game is coming out very soon.
This weekend we should get to play it.
The remake is getting good reviews.
I'm excited.
way they do some good stuff with that.
Pairing cheaters.
This plays like the quarry.
The quarry plays like this game,
because the quarry came after.
Until then it was the first game that this company made
in the style
that they're used to now.
So it's like, you know,
it's like an interactive movie with some
quick time events, occasionally
a little light exploring, but it's mostly
like an interactive horror film.
or anything else yeah we had a weird issue where the game just sort of locked
up oh we're literally right where we were though thank God well that's convenient
we got ourselves a thinker nice man are you how exactly are you helping you're
you're holding your are you reverse pushing right now what are you doing
that's helping. There's nothing to hold on to. There's no handle on the side.
I'm okay. Should have paid more attention to climbing class.
You mean Jim? Yeah, you know, with the climbing up the rope.
Whoa. Did I do that? I don't think so.
Here. Use this. Whoa, Chris, I just got an awesome idea.
What? Totally.
What what is it? Okay, so I'm pretty sure that I've got some deodorant in one of the bathrooms
You could use that with the lighter. I don't follow. How's it has a stick of deodorant gonna help spray on it's a can. Oh
Yeah, now I gotcha flame thrower just like we do with the lorry dudes. Yeah ones
We melt wait wait can in the lighter and you've melted by frozen lock bingo
All right, so you got this I'm gonna go sort something out you up for a hunting around in the dark for a little bit
Nope, and I'll do it God speed pilgrim
I'll speak pilgrim. I think that was supposed to be a John Wayne reference with one of the absolute worst accents
I think I've ever heard for it
see
Ex-channarch Victor Carson here
Victor Milgram fit to USU since the 16 years of prison for aggravated arson committed on
Blackwood Pines Milgram employees Jenner the Mountain 20 years over oh no arson he must
have thought that arson was pretty lit that it was you know on fire so they changed these
statues and originally you would just pick it up and instantly like you know use it
like learn it but now it's you have to find where the prophecy is on it slowly
it's like a chore about you gotta watch the fading
yeah before you just pick it up and instantly get the prophecy but now it's um they change them
you gotta like look on the device for it they used to be butterfly symbols on the totems
where they changed all that I'm curious if how this game runs out frangin on i'm getting a lot of screen tearing
let's see if we turn off frangin does it still run at an okay frame rate we'll deal with the screen
tearing let's have a double check also is it still on doorless seems cool wait a minute
am i their father i don't remember this i don't remember did i do i have a family i don't
We're playing in 4k with ray tracing on so we need frames to have good good frames or else it's
That door just closed on its own
So we need to get the flamethrower thing from outside
Hi Chris very funny. Oh
Can you be like getting the lock open or something on it?
Hehehehe, he's such a dork.
No power.
It's so weird just having this giant house in the middle of the woods that you just don't
use unless you're on vacation.
Is that a farm?
Okay.
It's bad news.
You know it's not what you wanted to hear, so call me.
They're shandered like me, doing this work.
Creepy house is creepy.
Blue found Prada prom photo night ready for the senior prom
Hannah Sam Mike and me
What is that?
Is that sound?
Where's that sound coming from? Is that Mike and Jessica?
Come from downstairs
Nothing. There's something right there. What's that?
Photo Cape Cod Josh was lovey sisters hand in bed
Looking great guys
It is so weird to
One year after your sister disappeared, I want to have a party in the house that they disappeared in.
With the people that made them run off.
It's real weird and strange.
Yeah, they all accepted the invite too.
Yeah, Rami Malik is in this.
It's a good job.
Okay, let's go upstairs.
Okay, definitely here.
Oh, it's the window making that noise.
Oh my god!
Loud noises are scary!
Dear god.
So scary.
Let me try something.
Sorry, flashbang.
I like to run on PC.
With frame generation on, it runs really smoothly even if 4K all the stuff's turned
on.
Just a little bit of screen tearing here, man.
synch on with uh, with frame generation. Search for the premonition.
Oh, oh, there it is, uh, uh, uh, uh. Do they make those shorter than they used to be?
And less spoilery? I remember them being a little bit longer, a little bit more spoilery.
I think they might have thrown them down a little bit. Uh, people are bashing it
on steam right now because it does require PSM long time for a steam achievement for achievements.
I have to... wait. Did you hear something in there? Chad, did you jump? I saw that.
We're freezing our buns off out here. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Double scare from the same creature. What was it? Are you okay? It was like a bear or a tiger or something.
Aww, he's just a cute little baby Wolverine.
It's a nice place though.
Oh my gosh it's so good to be inside even if it's still kind of freezing in here.
I'll get a fire going. This place barely looks any different.
And nobody's been up here. Even with all the police coming in and out?
Not a lot of action up here lately. Nope.
What's up party people! Hi! Hey!
It'll do. Yeah. Come on in. Take a load off. Have whatever you want.
That was dramatic. Just take whatever you want anyway.
right whoa easy there cowboy on the trail what i saw u nm the telescope before we just ran into
each other in a while so we hug and i said hello is that against the law yes yeah right sorry it's
It's been kind of a long day, I overreacted.
Nah man, don't worry about it.
You cool?
Yeah, yeah, don't worry.
Yeah, we were cool.
Keep my eye on you though.
I thought it's so gross.
Are you trying to swallow his face hole?
And seriously, can she be any more obvious?
No one wants in on your territory, honey.
Excuse me, did you say something?
Oh, did you not hear me with your sluttiness too loud?
Oh, ho!
Oh!
Don't- don't talk to my lady like that.
Oh!
Oh!
You couldn't buy a moldy loaf of bread with your stanky ass.
Are you serious? Do you think that's insulting?
I think he's on crack or something.
Jessica, you need to shut your mouth.
Okay?
No!
You're the one who needs to keep your nose out of other people's business.
I'm about to get right up in your business, you bitch.
Are you about to get real?
Yeah!
Because I'm telling you to get real.
Fight!
Stop it!
This is not why we came up here.
This is not helping.
It's not what I wanted
We can't get along for ten minutes, and maybe we need a little bit of a break, right?
Mike, why don't you check out the guest cabin when I told you about it? Yeah
What are you there any place about that whore?
Right up here. Yeah, that's over
So Josh
Should we get this fire going?
Where's my bag?
Huh?
My bag.
The little bag with the pink pattern, the one I got on Rodeo.
Matt, are you listening?
Oh my god, don't you remember next to the Italian shoe place where I got the stilettos
and you knocked over the rack while you were drooling all over that girl at the counter?
Well, I mean, she was asking about my letter jacket.
Right, because she gave a shit about your designer letter jacket.
Why do you hate my jacket?
Matt, I need my bag.
Oh my god, maybe you just forgot it. Do you seriously think I'd forget my bag? Whoa
Guess not damn much to left it down by the cable car station
Come on, hon. We'll be back soon
We can get warm
You can get very warm
Okay, let's go. They make Emily's so hard to like in this
Okay, I'm gonna go take a bath
Exiled.
Sexiled.
Works for me.
How far... how far is this cabin anyway?
This cabin is the coziest, most romantic love then you will ever lay your eyes on.
If we ever make it.
I have a feeling luck's on our side.
Play your cards right and maybe you will get lucky.
Hey, porn stars! You're gonna need these.
Born star I've paid to see it gross. I'm sorry to kick you out like that or isn't oh
I'm sure you'll find a way to entertain yourselves
You have fun with the peanut gallery. Oh
I almost forgot got a fire up the generator so you can see where you're going
Stark out there. All right. Roger that
Flirting with me
You won't invite him up with us
Yeah, really?
What? No!
What? You can't...
You can't offer and then take it back, Mike.
Geez.
How often do you have relations with Rami? I mean, a lot of people would like that.
It's not gay if there's a girl in the room. That's the rule.
We go at...
Right there.
Got it. Oh god, dear. Oh dear.
What a clue.
It seems like they definitely made those cutscenes way shorter and they spoil less, which I appreciate.
But then it kind of also was like, what's the point of them though?
You see that cutscene?
What's that supposed to tell you exactly?
That, oh there will be deer.
Where?
When?
How?
Hey hotlips, photo booth?
Alright, read my mind.
What is a face, Mike?
That is definitely a face that one could make.
Oh my god.
This is perfect.
We're like the cutest couple.
Damn.
You should help me.
I'll keep that camera handy and maybe I'll let you start my portfolio at the cabin.
What?
Noted.
Oh my god.
They're over sexualization is getting a good one, you can click.
Okay, we get it! You're gonna have sex! We get it! We understand it!
Yes, sex, ah, sexy times, I get it.
And now how are you gonna do that?
We know.
Ah, I got a few things in mind.
Private property, uh-oh. Washington State.
But that is one of the rules though. If you have sex in a horror movie, you die.
Emily's as dumb as she looks if she thinks she can cut in on what we got going on
Maybe if we're lucky, she'll try and follow us out here and get eaten by a bear. I think you bring out the worst
Is that so?
Epic jealous
second
Okay
Thank you for that resub holypony says 58 years. Thank you so much
King tuna salad caffeinated turtle link for those resubs
I know you're tired. Hello there.
Alright, let's see.
Nice one, Mikey. Well, that was easy.
That's therapy power! What the hell?
Wait, where is he?
A little suspicious. Some doos stalking us.
We're having all these electronic locks in a place that
if the power grows out, you're screwed.
totally awesome oh yeah I bring that it you're mutin my vaud lady okay when you
damn music you like yet you don't look psyched yet really so psyched right now
like a little adventure sex to pay Mike doesn't seem all that in me really he's
He's about as enthusiastic as he used to go into work on a Saturday.
I mean, it's not our fault they ran into the woods.
Kinda is though.
If you hadn't done the prank, they wouldn't have ran into the woods, so it's kind of your fault.
We can't criminally charge you, but morally though, what?
Did you hear that?
I heard something.
What was that?
Yeah.
Chat, that didn't sound human.
Damn.
I don't think we can get up to the cabin with a path walk like this.
Oh, no way am I going back to the Lodge, aka Wax Museum to drink hot chocolate with Emily.
You know what?
Fuck it.
We're adventurous.
We will find another way around.
Not going into the mine.
Jess down.
Hey Jessica!
Yep!
Hey!
I'm okay!
Holy crap, you scared the heck out of me.
How do you think I felt?
Uh, you didn't hit your head or anything?
As far as I can tell, I still have all seven of my limbs!
Uh, yeah. Did you get out?
No! I didn't hardly see anything down here!
Chad, I'm not great at math, but... seven?
Alright, coming after you! Just stay put!
Whoa! Who was that?
Hey, handsome! Why don't we move this cart thing?
Where'd he go? Some guy following us.
BUSH!
Imagine just grunting together.
This is not what I pictured
I just got gave it a big push
It's my looks great and a good job of it
Are you gonna kill everyone like you did in the depth with the devil in me only one person died in our play
I made one decision that made
We'll try to keep everyone alive here in this way it's gonna be really hard to keep Emily alive though because I hate her so much
Huh.
Huh.
Shit.
Her character is so annoying.
What was that?
We're so fast.
How many people are alive can also make the game a lot shorter or longer.
If everyone dies, you get, you miss out on entire sections sometimes.
So you can make the game a lot shorter if everyone dies.
Close one.
I don't think this place is up to code.
Yeah, I'm thinking it's time to go.
Yeah, that is dangerous. If this cave goes under, we are screwed.
Like, all it takes is one chain reaction for the whole place to start collapsing in on itself.
This guy looks like a younger Alan Wake, the actor.
Jesus.
Mine, Danger Maps.
This is a real fixer-upper.
Especially with the flannel on and the flashlight.
Oh, it's right here.
What is that?
Is that a bullet?
No, a cigar.
Is that blood?
This place is like, historical.
Holy back, kid.
This is not a Native American town.
This place is like, historical, bro.
I am the spiders we're getting their arts and crafts on now.
Nah, no, it's like a shrine or something.
A shrine of what?
Well, I had a friend named Wyn, and
I told him not to go on a trip here, but when did go anyways?
I can't remember falling so far behind as well...here.
Back on the trail, would cause that collapse.
Oh, cabin, over that way.
So that means this way is probably a hidden item.
Or not.
Did you miss how the fish are made now? We're up for a different day.
It's really short, apparently.
You know, it's not a bad view back here of the uh, trail.
Well, well.
When Josh said Cabin, I thought like, E. Blinken.
Where do you see the Lincoln bedroom?
Oh, are you planning on getting presidential on me?
Ugh.
You take a ride on Air Force One?
Ha ha! Alright, alright.
Save it for the stump speech, buddy.
Peliscope!
Get a look at the trees, get a look at the clouds...
I really don't know, yes, it's Dan Iro.
You alright?
I just saw someone at the cabin.
You saw what?
Dan Iroh, uh, oh, don't cap eyes to set the R. There you go.
Okay.
Let me see.
Someone was at the cabin?
I didn't see anyone, though.
St. Lemiolegnog again, Ben?
It's just us up here.
Maybe.
North Western Wolf, Grizzly Bear, Rocky Mountain, Elk.
Alright, let's head over this way.
How far away is this damn cabin, my God?
So let me get this straight.
You have a cabin in the woods that has a second cabin in the woods, even further in.
That seems like a lot of cabins in the woods.
Wait, there's an elf right there.
He's answering his mating call.
Wow, you're easy.
Yeah, you got a lot of love to get.
You scared.
So many cheap jump scares.
Okay, another premonition.
They love their cheap jump scares.
Okay, come on.
This one's tricky.
There you go.
The worst part about jump scares like that is there's just no warning.
It just sort of pops up.
So it's hard not to jump or scream.
Is the premonition?
God, they made these sloth.
Oh, there it is.
Geeks.
Rip Jessica.
That was Jack.
She's wearing her now, right?
It's so strange.
Like, is he seeing this?
Or is it just us, the audience?
If I had saw that I might be a little startled by it, but he's like oh my god
Or just doesn't care
Damn Josh, you've at least cleared out the path before sending us up here
really
What? I didn't figure you for the glass half empty type. You got a better idea
Stand back Debbie Downer
Show off
I'll make that premonition come true, lady.
Keep doing that.
Now, Sam, on the other hand, is a very likeable character.
Josh, alright guys, I had to run to the bathroom real fast.
I'll be right back in just a couple of minutes.
Let's go see what's going on.
That didn't sound normal.
Chat, I think there's something out there.
Something is in there.
Whoa, the Framon went down to 30. What the hell?
Looking in that room right there.
Another spoiler statue.
I wonder why they made these like this.
We have to slowly search for the permission.
It seems so...
Oh, I know why.
They had to add dual-sense features.
So there's probably like vibration on the controller and stuff
Because they were probably forced to add something like that to take advantage of the controller
God they made this really annoying
So the screen will go dark when you're getting near it, but
It's really hard to like find even the start of darkness
Is there one
Is this a prank? Oh my god
This has to be a prank. God, where is it? Okay, let's go.
Different strategy. We're gonna scan each subsection. Wow, there is not one on there.
If there's one there, I cannot find it. Let me try. Is this a repeat totem?
It says search until you find permission. It means that there must be one.
I feel like it would tell me if there wasn't one, right?
I have her so lightly tapped.
Oh my god, the midi's horrible.
This is so bad.
Yeah, all you can do is go left and right, this far.
You can't turn it over, you can only look up and down the sides.
Wow.
Okay, if there's one there, it's just bugged or not.
Not showing, that's so weird.
Unless you can find one and then a second one and then it just doesn't do anything, I guess.
I don't know.
If you think it would be like, you've already seen this one or something, but nope.
Wait, go back the other way.
What's in that room right there?
That looks different.
Whatever's in this room is causing the framerate to tank like crazy.
Hannah Josh-Beth invited to Sam's Halloween party, October 31st, 2013, fancy dress
obligatory.
obligatory. By the way chat you're all invited to Dan's Gaming's Halloween
party this Halloween we're gonna be streaming and playing Halloween games
on Halloween. It's gonna be fun. You have to wear a costume though. So make sure
you dress up. If we're not doing that thing we're only the where the hot
people aren't dressed up and only the um or if you're gonna wear a costume
you can't just have some scampy little outfit on and be like I'm a witch
No, you guys have to look like an ugly long-nosed green witch or something. No like no hot outfits. Thank you
Wait postcard
Same postcard from the therapist. I would be dressing up as the guy that stole Woody in the second toaster
March 18th. Happy Christmas to you that's incest love Josh. Oh
Wait a minute. Did she get her brother a?
Oh wait, no. This is Hannah's.
Okay. I thought Hannah gave it to Josh and I'm like, that's a gift.
Party. You're Hannah.
Hiding a picture of Josh?
Scandalous.
Any more about Mike?
Mike and Hannah forever.
Mostly C's. This is not going to work.
He's like crazy, reckless, hunk of man.
You're staying at home working on your embroidery and practicing G minor.
You know give up on it or do something like really wild run away from home and get tattoo
So anyway to attract this precious tension. I mean it's for lure right just do it
Yeah, there's something going on in this room where the frame is like really tanking
It's whenever I look at the bed
As you know
This window right here. Holy hell
No, it's not the window. It's the mirror
Something about that mirror is this like tank in the frames
might be the reflection. What if I turn off ray traced reflections? Well that may fix it.
I'm gonna diagnose this as a QR person. That wasn't on? Tracing effects, lighting and effects.
Reflections, there we go. Nope, it's not the... Alright, well that didn't fix it so it's not the
ray tracing just something about that mirror is just really messed up yeah who
knows could be many a thing that's causing that over there probably the
5090 no one like video games it could be like a one texture that's like crazy
big and no one caught it what's that oh there best horror film Dr. Bob Washington
blood monastery blood monastery that sounds like a great name for a horror
film I want to see blood monastery oh sorry director not doctor yeah we played
the original until dawn I think two times I think and we're playing the PC
version it's been a long time since I last replayed it so I forget a lot of
things I remember something like big story bits like I remember the scene with
the the cow that's a clown you know that kind of stuff
this crazy place we used to have a spirit board
oh uh sir valentine is gifting a horror month uh t-shirt to chat
if you want to chance to win type x-mation point enter and if you win go to
dan's gaming dot source slash redeem and get your free shirts spirit board
yeah yeah they're fun right wait are you saying we should those things are a
joke man. I'm gonna do shit. No way bro. I mean we used to do it all the time. Me and...
Josh, no hot water is kind of a major oversight there's think. Yeah, yeah you just gotta fire up
the boiler it's in the basement. All right you guys see if you can find the spirit for it.
Chris, let's go find it. It'll be like a scavenger hunt. Um, right. Okay, guess so. Rad,
I mean you're not gonna regret it.
You up for a ride alone?
I guess.
I was surprised the first thing they did,
that they didn't just turn on the power first thing.
I wouldn't want to be sitting in the dark alone,
dark in the woods,
in the middle of nowhere,
with evil monsters lying around.
Same message or different?
No, yeah, that's what it is.
Christopher, but not her.
Anything outside?
Yes using a spirit board is highly dangerous anything that Hasbro makes must be a portal to the dead
Hastings
Totally works their clues around here
Looks like no
Let's go downstairs into the scary basement
This is a monstrously big house. I'm so jealous
Notice how I gave Chris and Ash a mission together. Yeah, I was thinking they could use some alone time
It's sweet together.
I wish they'd just freaking get on with it already.
I swear, they just need, like, something to bond over.
You know, some sort of traumatic event
to send them into each other's arms.
I mean, at this rate, they'll be in the geriatric ward
before Christmas to move.
All right, let's go into the basement.
You know, Sam.
Yes, Josh.
I just wanted to say.
What?
It really means a lot to me that everyone came back this year and you know that you came, Sam.
I'll be honest, it's definitely weird being back here, but I think it'll help us all put everything behind us.
Um, I want us to have a good time, you know?
Hey, watch your step.
I think I can handle a little old set of stairs.
Not in the dark you can't I think they they got him right before he became mega famous
So they could afford him at that time
How they made this a year later, they wouldn't have been able to most likely
Sorry to drag you down into the bow. Oh, just get me some hot water and I'll be super fine
I mean, I wouldn't want you coming down here on your own. You know
well, it's
definitely creepy down here yep not a place to be on your own what's in there is
that a baseball bat you pretty rough playing baseball out in all that snow no
it wasn't in the winter silly I mean we'd come up in the summer and we would
have the best time the whole family was there mom dad my sisters it was some
serious competition out there on the big lawn. Can't go back. New reality. That's him.
Anyway, I'm supposed to be fixing this old guy, right? Here, can you, can you hold
this? Sure. Dad. What? I'll hold the light for you. Shine in here so I can see what
I'm doing. I always hated shine the light for my dad because he was always so
grumpy working on his car. And I would never quite do it right to get
Y'all that nice one okay first things first we got to increase the water
pressure before we get the boiler fired out it sounds kind of complicated actually
pretty simple got it it's okay I'm just try again I'm that hard just press the
button when the light comes on you didn't mention that I'll get it this
time okay I'm sorry it was so fast I wasn't looking I left him hanging oh
Oh God! Let them hate it!
I'm just... just joshing, you know.
Oh, you two are really freaked out!
Honey, you're gonna have to do a whole lot better than that to freak me out, alright?
I love you.
Wait, okay, so you hear that too.
What'd you say?
Josh.
What?
The listen is not...
Weirdly regular.
Nothing regular about it.
Maybe we should check it out.
If it's like a pipe that's about to burst or some problem with furnace.
If it were me, I wouldn't want this place to burn down in my watch.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, so let me know if you see anything.
Go ahead.
I'll stay over here where it's nice and safe.
Josh, you go forward.
Keep going.
Finally get an NPC to do the job for me.
It's always the other way around.
Oh my god!
Is it the funds?
You just got months.
That's a nice one.
That was good.
Why would you do that?
There's all this cool movie crap down here.
Was I not supposed to take advantage of the opportunity?
Are you serious?
It was just a prank, bro.
No, but I wish I was.
That was too good.
Alright, you almost got hurt.
Wasn't that funny?
Dumb little prank.
You may have a slight wealth of humor.
Joke master?
Well, I said nothing about jokes.
I said you're pranked, which was dumb.
Holy crap, you were scared, admit it.
I was not!
Come on, you totally missed yourself.
Josh!
What in God's name are you wearing?
You found my true calling.
Please tell me you're going to take a vow of silence.
Please.
Okay, okay, did you at least find the thingy?
Now, did we just pull a prank on the person whose sisters are now missing and are dead
because we pulled a prank on them last year?
Huh.
Isn't that so funny?
Oh my god, that's hilarious.
Here's our one-way ticket to the spirit realm.
You know what?
You know what?
No.
I've just been through enough spooking for one night, okay?
I see a hot bath in my crystal ball.
All right, so have fun.
Oh, but watch out for that, Josh.
He's a skater.
OK.
So we turn on the water heater, but not the power.
OK.
Oh, no.
Hello, Earthie Matt.
You're going to come with me to get my bag?
Yeah.
I'm coming.
Hi, Emily.
I'm here to serve.
You're every need.
No, I got it.
You're welcome, madam.
I thank you, sir.
M?
Yeah?
start the weekend over. Right now. Clean slate.
Oh. No arguing. No mic. No jazz. Just you and me enjoying ourselves and all this nature.
Oh, you mean, oh natural. Damn straight. I can get with that.
Yeah, let's just not have any consequences. Let's just...consequences are annoying. Let's
This is wiped, wiped the slate clean, swing, wait, what is that little figure in there?
We've got giraffe, flashlight, see if we can go find the little giraffe statue, yeah a
lot of noggers section so far.
I am a stop thing, a stopper, thank you for that resubbing, RZ Studio, Nikki as
well.
Okay, generators on, Mike is with Jessica in the cabin, trying to get me somewhere
private why don't you come find out oh man he she has got him on a leash anything
she says he will do is he's so gone all right let's see we got over here a little
figurines right there nothing else over here oh maybe don't
Sace?
Hannah?
Did the baby have a tattoo of her name?
Alright Emily.
What are you doing weirdo?
I can't get back.
I love how she doesn't even try to subtly hide it.
Thanks for helping me find my bag. I know I can be a little high maintenance.
A little?
It's no problem.
But you gotta remember there's more to this guy than just being a lean, mean luggage and lifting machine.
Gonna back that up?
All day.
What?
All day.
Wait, what does that mean?
Like, all day long.
What? I don't know.
Being like, sexy.
He's trying so hard to be an alpha, but he's such a beta.
man don't worry about a feline you'll find out when it comes up he's like
riding riz checks and they're bouncing
pretty out here tonight
wow it's so nice to be here with you muscle man
I'm not all muscle there are some brains in here too
well you got enough brains to like me so let's see that brawn
you ever done it outside? outside of what?
My car.
I like your car. Really.
This ain't roomy enough for you.
It's cold as hell.
I think there's a better spot.
Does this spot start with a gene?
There are lots of places out here.
Oh God.
You're starting to get all for us.
Oh my God. Let's look around.
Oh, that was...
This is painful.
Oh my God.
Just painful
Should be a simpler word. I could think of
Yeah, I've never played the original. I think it's it's a fun game if you've never played definitely give it a try
But especially on PC there's never you never been able to play on PC until now
But it's like the remake different up and worth it to like rebuy you've already had it on PlayStation 4
I don't know. I'll wait for a sale
What's so important in the bad? I didn't add enough for change enough for it to be rebuying it again
Leasy ones. Hey those you don't want me to model them for you
I'm just gonna rip them off anyways. Maybe I want to show them off. That's me in a generous mood
Let's go get him
He's trying so hard to put up that game, but I don't know it isn't working
Totem pole. Do they only talk about sex? Well, it's
It's like an 80s horror film feel to it. A lot of sex in those
Such a ridiculous
I'm not sure I'm not like that was not an animal that wasn't the sound of Bobcat or
Coyote me that was something different might have been a big owl maybe that's
good on this way you are madam thank you oh my very impressive not Al chat
Ow. Completely different word. OWL.
Not Big Ow. From South Park.
Emily is a great girlfriend.
Ah, I got the answer wrong. Damn.
Ah, tried. Where you going, Emily?
What the hell? That's fresh.
Hey. What the hell?
Somebody made a snowman.
Uh, that was not there before. Is that a note?
Welcome back? I promise this pen is insurer.
It's gotta be Chris. Or Josh. They're just trying to mess with us.
Kind of uncool, guys. I don't like this.
Neither.
Halt! How the hell did this?
I didn't miss shit about my comedies anymore. Kind of just wanted to split.
Agreed.
That's a statement.
I would like to understand your feelings toward people with fear isolation loneliness
isolation fear loneliness it's not reflected in the way you're playing your game now is it
let us investigate your feelings toward other people in greater depth what you value what
you respect in yourself and others which would you say was most important in a person
Loyalty or honesty you would tell the truth even if it's resulted in an unpleasant outcome
Her friend and what about honesty then and charity?
Charity is the overrated. I suppose better to be true to yourself than to help others in need, huh?
Again, I'm afraid we're out of time
We'll talk again soon
These sessions are so short sir
chat, do you feel like you've been
Like, you get your money's worth from this therapy session at $300 a session?
I don't know.
So, it says here, to communicate with the spirit world, you must free your mind of all preconceptions,
drop all inhibitions, and generally give yourself over entirely to the will of others,
sublimating your every desire to the whims of the spirit master, which is mean.
It doesn't say that.
And all present will remove their garments at my sole discretion.
Chris, come on, this is serious.
I'm deadly, Sidious.
Oh, shush it. Let's try this.
Yes, please.
Okay, then. Let's see what happens.
Ashley, since you're a recent convert, why don't you be our medium for today?
Right.
Is anyone there? Will you reveal yourself to us if you're there?
Wait a minute.
Did you do that?
I didn't do anything.
It's moving again!
H?
Hold on how's this happening? Are you moving it? I swear it's just moving
How how are we supposed to help I don't know what does it mean?
We need to know who it is if we're supposed to help them. How can we help? How can we help you?
What's moving again?
Shit
Warning warning. I think we really need to find out who's trying to communicate with us
What do you mean? What are you warning us about? Oh?
Here it goes. Okay, s. Hi
s t e r sister
Sister who sister? Oh, come on. This is for real shut up. Ask it. Who's sister Josh?
Josh, it's gotta be.
Yeah, okay, well, which sister is it then?
Ashley, ask who it is.
Beth, is that you?
Who are we speaking to?
Beth?
Is that you?
Oh, God!
This is messed up.
Josh?
Are you...
Fine.
Are you sure because we can stop?
No.
Dude, it's cool.
I wanna hear what it says.
I don't know where to start.
Think about it, if this is actually Beth, I mean, we can find out what happened that night.
Um, I think we want to know what happened to you that night.
Can you tell us?
H. A. N. N.
It's spelling Hannah.
Wait, it's still going.
Hannah?
I killed...
Oh my god.
Killed.
Killed?
What's she talking about?
I don't know if I could keep doing this.
We have to.
Just stay calm.
I think it's saying that someone killed Hannah.
I don't know.
I just asked it something else.
How did Hannah die?
Okay.
Okay.
Was Hannah killed?
I...
B?
The library.
Maybe there's something in the library here.
B?
R?
O?
O?
Proof.
There's proof.
In the library.
Holy shit.
Chris?
You know what?
No, this is bullshit.
This isn't real.
Josh, I don't know what's going on.
Listen...
I don't know.
I don't know if you think messing with me is somehow going to help me deal with my grief or whatever, but...
This is not who I'm...
He's going great!
You wanted to use the spirit board!
Hey, calm down. It's not as you call it.
I don't need this right now, okay? You guys are full of it!
Should we go after him?
Come on, man. I mean, he'll be okay. Let's...
It's just give him some time. I don't blame him that was crazy the pointer flew right off the table
If you were faking it, she was doing one L. O job. I wasn't faking anything
Well says we should look in the library
Library there's proof
Yes, I forgot about Jess she was in trouble Jess. Yes
Where did you go?
Jess are you okay?
Buddy, you in there?
Why the hell? What is the mask doing?
You scared the hell out of the jeans?
What the hell is that dude in there anyway?
What is that?
Who's- what is that?
Why would someone have that?
Right there.
So weird.
Oh god, not one of these again.
Okay, let's-
Jess?
Fun? Almost.
Light of my life?
This is not funny. Wait. Wait a minute. That's not Jessica.
I thought you were in the Little Wooden Statue.
Failed again. I totally promise I won't murder you when I find you.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Oh god! I'm not seeing anything!
Oh Tiktok still loves that. I'm scared! I can't just jump out at somebody. I'm in the middle of the book.
Oh man. Bound to abuse. If we send that to anybody...
I'm gonna kill you. No, I don't see this thing. It's not funny. It's not funny
You look so cute when you're scared. You cute little lady like scream Michael
I guess you never really know someone until you've scared the pants off of them
Why is that I can tell my pants are still on. Oh is that so? Yeah, looks like you have to try harder.
A challenge
I don't know what's going on that and now look like look like predators coming after us
Well, well, well look at this fun little love bird and plus E
Mike and Emily
Could be me could be any you know Elizabeth
Or maybe Michael and Emily
I'm not afraid to show a little affection now and again you're gonna show me some affection
later?
All kinds of things.
Oh, is that a cheque I can cash?
Let's go, Casanova.
So cheesy.
You saw they were going for like cheesy horror film for most of the beginning of this.
With lots of sex, lots of like inner fighting, lots of pranks and jokes and another one
these things. It was right there in the eyeball. I can't tell what that was what that was.
Man, that supposed to help me or something? I see a bridge over there. It seemed like
that video was playing backwards or something. What's that? Baseball? You mentioned baseball
earlier. Josh. Those little snippets show you like possible outcomes based on your
decisions in the game. Basically. Thank you so much, um, Poc, Posc for ordering, uh, two
horror munch shirts. Thank you so much. So I was picking up a shirt, uh, from, for my
girlfriend and I. We love for a month and you too, Dan. Well, thank you so much. Hope
you enjoy. Thank you, Drackard, for that two-year resum. Thank you so much.
And then Kerry Spice, Icy Gap, I'll take you to the resum.
This is kind of like a real winter wonderland out here now.
Hey girl, you know I helped you up?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I'm trapped out here with a real frigid snow lady.
I feel like you've been traveling this cabin forever.
How far away is this damn place?
We've been walking so long.
Went through a mine, went over a mountain.
Was it someone screaming?
No.
No.
Probably just a squirrel.
If that was a squirrel, thank God, help us all.
Not too bad.
Oh my God.
The cabin at long last.
Never mind, that's a shack.
That better not be the cabin.
It's everything you described, Michael.
That better not be it.
The cabin.
I love it.
Yeah.
Oh God, this better not be the cabin.
I'm not making love to you in this shack. Holy hell.
Billy Bates. Billy Bates. Is that an anagram for Kathy Bates?
Fair play my good lady.
I did you!
Ha ha, hypothermia.
I'll do everything in my power to make you know.
You better get fucking.
Do not underestimate my culinary chops.
Lol. Just a little hypothermia. Gotcha.
Don't you love chat when you do the um
We do that prank where you get you scare your friend and they get hypothermia and freeze the death
It's a classic
So good it's classic dear lord
Mike it's in so much pain
I just ran a marathon. You did. Was it a bear? Yeah, gotta be
Things are crazy fast. I mean I didn't see it. Hey, things not gonna come barging in. I promise
How can you be sure?
Cuz I'm pretty sure bears don't know how to open cabin doors. He's great now. I've seen them open car doors. What?
On the internet
Okay, well, this isn't the internet Jess
right this is real life stress ages you guys no bear or anything else is gonna
open that cabin door I guess you're right I'm almost feeling relaxed again
almost no power typical not the cozy chalet I was promised Mike yeah it's a bit
drafter something right well there is a fireplace you don't need a fire to heat
things up Michael I am a lady and a lady needs a proper romantic setting okay a
lady would like to cuddle up with her man by a nice cozy fire baked in
atmospheric mood lighting right it'll get plenty to these are the basics my
Come on.
Mike.
Fire.
And mood lighting.
Yes.
I'm a lady.
So he's not threatening for 10 guess-ups for chat?
And it's just, it's gotta be freezing in here.
Wouldn't you want the fire on anyways?
Just because it's freaking cold?
Mike.
What?
Frap.
What?
Where is it?
What?
What's wrong?
Gone.
It is gone, okay?
Yes.
Slow down.
phone Sherlock oh no no I must have dropped it outside but we're not getting it now I can't
lose my phone my parents will kill me you can always get a new one that's like my fourth one this
year okay what well oh thank you look for fourth one this year it's gotta be outside yeah I don't
I don't think we want to go out there right now. With the barrel. Alright. Whatever it is.
Fine.
I just wish you hadn't gotten me completely soaking wet trying to scare me.
Kind of a dick move.
I'm sorry, Jess.
Probably fell out in the water and doesn't even work anymore anyway, so whatever.
Hey, I'll make it up to you. I promise.
We got matches!
Something I never got on Tinder.
up some nookie you've been dying he's that line we got here haven't you let's see
let's go what is that Native American myths and legends the mother bear
returned she was enraged and attacked the merchant but he managed to escape with
her cubs peltz a mighty eagle saw this and swooped up the merchant as he ran
through the trees but a gunshot frightened eagle away
Merger was leaving the forest and she was gleeful thinking of the money that would soon be his.
But a great tree fell, blocking his way. He had to turn back and find other roots.
That's where he met the bear once more.
Looks like we weren't the only ones to meet the friendly neighborhood terror bears.
That does not make me feel any better.
Gritchy, uh, and that's where he met the bear once more. The great spirit stopped him that day and the bear had its revenge.
The anger of the earth is to sacrifice your life.
If I should like any of the earth is a sacrificial life the great trees sees all remember that and be wary respect is the way of the tribe
Native American signs and symbols Native Americans hunters use symbols and sign scraps on the trees to
Shut up Jessica
Shut up. I'm reading the chat
God you are Dan rude
Native Americans use symbols and sign, scratch them to trees, and dobb on the walls to communicate
with the other tribe members.
So those can be religious or mystical beliefs.
Others warned of danger or hunting grounds.
Most symbols were specific to the tribe.
Useful would be in reference.
But other tribes shown as a bit of a composite assumption to the tribe and North America.
Good hunting ground.
Vision of Dream of the Future.
A war to protect and spell against evil spirits.
We saw that in the mine.
Evil spirits.
It's over here nice. Let's all lighten up the mood a little
Oh, hey, why are you okay? What are you doing?
Trying to power it's I know it's the lights dummy you broke them
Probably faulty wiring
Hannah winning bronze a virgin rotational 2013 what else is in here?
So much to explore so many nooks and crannies
The Kamasutra, edited by Tom Eaton.
Oh, hell yeah.
These guys are inventive.
When the lover's press is with four swan or both thighs on the other between his or her own, it's called the clasping of thighs.
Various manifold uses a pleasure and it's all tile, highest spiritual and physical forms.
What a husband with a desire must profoundly and his wife's mischievous thus must the wife's most ecstatically return.
The many in its mid-design, the lights of the flesh are an expression of both worldly affection and spiritual oneness.
Hence when the husband takes position known as the Elephant Rising, the woman, the wife responds with that known by the agent of the Swan and Splendor.
The advanced position known as the hermit plays his lyre is often coupled with one which goes by many names often called the daisy blooms.
Oh, whoa!
I'm not sure if I'm ready for such advanced levels of...
When one kisses the image of a person reflected in a mirror or in the water, or his own shadow on the wall, it is the kiss of declaration.
When the woman places either thigh across that other leather, it's called the entwined position.
Ooh.
Oh man.
That is some,
some good read in there.
Oh man, that's a spicy novel.
Oh my god!
Shit, fuck my shit!
Jump scared by a shower curtain, Mike?
Really?
Come on.
Come on, Mike.
Jeez.
expected better of you man's gonna be like banging in grandma's bed look at
those covers and stuff cheese such an old-looking bed
this cabinet is an old person feel to it okay Jess let's light you a fire ah
this will take care of the mood lighting not very mood lighting though
Okay, put the log in there, put the log in there, you're not gonna put any kindling in
there, you're gonna light it with one single match.
There's my head.
Very nice, bravo.
All right my lady, what comes next?
Just works.
I think well I wish we had some booze uh well uh if I'd known that ahead of time I don't know I'm
kind of just I'm not feeling it yet we just need to jump into it you know like jumping into a
swimming pool what maybe we should start with a little you know making out and see where it goes
from there seriously did you think that would work uh no you're gonna use the
same lines on next year's girl when she sees my initials in the tree Mike the
shutters what about them um close them please do you not have legs someone out
there I feel like someone's watching us I don't like it yes really it's fine
I really don't like...
Oh, shutters!
Okay, let me just close these shutters.
Very slowly.
Voila.
Shutters are shutted.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I think I'm a little freaked out and it's hard for me to keep this up and...
What?
Keep what up?
Look.
I act all super confident and like a total sexy babe and everything, but underneath I gotta be honest. I'm
Really kind of insecure
No way you got to be kidding
What you have nothing to be insecure about
You have no idea sure I do
It's just like me and everyone else all insecure, but you know
You might call it a fraud, but it's real
Yeah
I guess I do
Yeah, and that's super fucking hot
Really?
Yeah, hell yeah it is
Come here
Maybe I know how to handle you too
I am definitely ready to be hanged
Someone's peaking
That's a bad monster
That's not right
Go find out now please
Something broke something what was it that door wait it's the something in the
bathroom now is it a radio wait a minute it's this it's her cell phone
it's your phone how did it wait what I don't know it just came through the
window. That doesn't just happen. You tell him. Something with a grey hand grabbed the
hell out of her and took her away and now I feel really bad because it's gonna
have to listen to her complain about that constantly. It's gonna have to like
listen to her complain about you're grabbing my hand. How dare you! Do you know who my
father is? This is bullsh-
It's why we came back up here.
Yeah, but not to like have a seance. Maybe we went too far.
Well, is there anything in here because there might be clues here?
There's something right there. What is that?
It's Glass's case.
Kind of looks like a pink hot dog bun.
Chat, let's have a debate topic.
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
A hot dog and a bun. Is that a sandwich?
I don't know. I can see the arguments on both sides of that one.
I can see both sides' arguments and be like,
I don't know. Hmm. Locked.
Whoa!
Why?
Don't hit the Dan button.
Chat, don't push the button. I'm warning you, bad things will happen.
happen.
Actually, a video game, so I didn't know.
Close.
Ah, this is Until Dawn.
They just released a remake of it, so this is a remake of the game.
They have changed some scenes, added some additional talking bits and stuff.
I would say it's about 80% the same and then about 20% of changes, like sometimes small,
sometimes larger.
The intro was very different, for example.
Whoa, is this...
I will take them and bleed them like pigs and rip their soft white skin off fucking
Sixteen years, sixteen years I waited for a pretty little hat on a bath.
Holy cow. Ash, I don't want to freak you out, but look at this.
What? Chris, what is that?
I think this might be what the spirit board wanted us to find.
The clue?
Yeah, it's a letter.
Let me see it.
It's a threat.
Chris, this is serious. We need to find Josh right now.
What was that?
Oh that door that was locked is open now.
Uhhh...
Hello? Sam? Is that you?
Josh?
Dear?
If so, that would be...
really messed up.
Yeah...
That would be...
What's this?
Dr. CJR Swatham
Raised Ethnicity Department
Dear Mr. Swatham, thanks for
It's good to know that the tribes still feel an attachment to the land here even if a few unfortunate problems could feed to people sleeping in the out
Buildings this is their ancestral home after all made a con I've made contact with the descendants of the tribe
Tend to make nation their elder counsel in the wounds of this past won't be easy
But I feel it is a step that is necessary
yours seriously
Melinda Washington
Honourverse
Saw that crazy guy again Thursday. Looks like it was written by Josh's mom
9.7 to be in here on gender shed.
That's like keeping a record.
Yep, the bed karma goes back.
Oh, it's a giant photo.
What's in here?
How big is this freaking house, my god!
It's like one giant room with another giant room,
and another floor with another giant room.
Holy shit.
How much space does one need?
This is crazy.
So, um, I've just been thinking about something
thinking about something I saw earlier with Sam.
What?
There was like this wanted poster,
like full on Western style, you know?
So?
And Sam really thought there was someone following her around.
So what, you're saying there's some criminal up
on the mountain with us?
There was a message on this answering machine I found.
And it was from this sergeant saying
that there was this guy who just got out of prison
and there was nothing he could do.
What do you mean?
He was saying it like a warning.
Well, there was that guy I told you about.
Wait, wait, wait, what guy?
The guy who threatened the Washington's.
I mean, he said he wanted to take revenge
by burning the whole place down.
And I found that crazy psycho letter.
Chris, if this is your way of trying to make me feel better,
you're fired.
You hear that?
That was so much.
Coming from the kitchen.
Josh!
Josh!
You're coming!
Hold on!
Ashley!
What's going on?
Let me in!
Ashley!
Oh, God, his glasses.
Yes!
What the-?
Why is this guy's office getting more and more crazy looking?
The hell is his office?
I'm going to show you some pictures of people that you have come to know.
But maybe you don't like them as much as you pretend to well
This is an exercise in honesty
Tell me which person from each pair you like the most take your time your answers are important. I prefer Josh
That's easy one. Oh, this one's hard
Chris slightly
Slightly maybe oh god, this one's even harder
Maybe... Mike... Slightly... I hate Mike slightly less?
Okay, that's easy. Anyone but Emily. Jessica or Ashley, dear god.
Now that's a hard one. Just slightly more Ashley.
So tell me, in this little game you're playing so diligently, who is it that you most dislike?
It's like a bit too bitchy for you. Whoa, sir
Confidence manifests itself as overconfidence. Think about that. Whoa. Is that not just a little bit like you?
Again, I'm afraid we're out of time
We'll talk again soon
$300 chat minus $300
Loyalty where did this gun come from?
Shortcut features just out of kit focus. How convenient
Look at the person or thing dragging her way too high. Ooh to broke our leg. We got to risk it. Jessica, could you please stop being so
Unfortunately hit right then so I'm gonna go run to the bathroom fast. We're back in a second. The body get back to
Sorry about the bad ass promise. I care about you, Jessica. Just care about food more
Lunch and my drink and I made sure the non subs didn't miss anything. You're welcome non subs
Let's go ahead and get some class and not themselves or deal with the ads.
Alright, let's go save Jessica.
Another premonition thing.
Summer here.
You two shrooms that down, it goes, it stops for a second while I'm on a break then I
resume it after.
So that way there's no, um, there's no empty space in the pod.
You worked on this game?
But everything's a proper light, it was mean.
It's awesome Cloak of Carbine.
So you really took your work lightly.
Oh Jess?
She's right there?
No!
Oh Jessica!
Oh God!
Jess!
Jess!
She's alive?
I love how he goes from um, dude trying to get laid in a cabin to like, action movie
hero.
Like in seconds!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, try again Mike!
Try again!
Maybe not perfect, but I am real hard.
That's a person, it's not a creature, it's not him.
The mines are sometimes full of gas, so this is a very smart idea to just walk around with a whiter.
And an old abandoned mine with lots and lots of... who knows what in it.
AHH!
A lantern! How convenient!
It was like there was nothing there actually.
His gun jammed or was out of ammo and he took off the scope and threw it down.
Well chances of finding bullets is not good.
It is over here.
There's some sort of note.
Safety first.
Dear Henry Cowdwell, for the attention of the Blackwood Bragg mining crew.
Subsequent to report recent inspection, I am pleased to report that Blackwood Bragg Mine Associates
has exceeded all safety code requirements and circulated in Alberta Provincial Law.
I recommend our field engineering maintenance staff for ensuring the well-being of our valued employees
to get good work and knowledge of how many puts your safety first.
Sincerely, Jefferson Bragg.
Mr. Bragg, I was most surprised to see such a glowing port in the state of the facility
and felt compelled to reply to the contrary.
The mines are poorly maintained and dangerous.
They are flooded throughout.
Countless stoles are rotting, and equipment is old and wiring is faulty.
The men get sick down there as an alarming weight, which is great, which is only made
worse by the meager supply of rations.
Hell, most of us aren't even convinced that mine is clear of critters.
Probably knows what's down there.
After saying it to her, tell her you up the mountain might show us the care your mining companies seem think literally failing to provide down here
Henry Cotton Chief of Blackwood Mine Blasting Crew
figures
Flowing report, but not actually
not actually
Safe at all
Thank you, Mrs. Maru kitty for ordering a horror month shirt says happy or month for my little family yours
Belonged him fall Rocktober is the best month because a horror month. Well. Thank you so much. I'm glad you're enjoying and
Thank you for hanging out and having a time with us
What about that side passage right there?
There we go.
There's one of those thingies here.
There it is. There's the button prompt.
We're almost outside again.
Uh-oh. Sanitarium.
Ash.
Ash.
Ashley.
Not good.
Oh, it's her wallet.
Not good at all.
Sony's making a movie about this until dawn?
It would make a good movie.
Because it practically is already a movie.
Just very interactive movie.
It'll be like watching it on YouTube or Twitch where someone did all the prompts for you already.
OH GOD!
Fucking bird.
Oh.
Freakin' birds, man.
What is that?
Aw, shit.
No.
That's a lot of blood.
Munch though.
Oh my god, I found Ashley.
Oh.
Oh wait, that's not human garbage.
it's pregnant garbage sorry sorry wrong one Ashley Ashley Ashley anyone out there
Ashley what's over here is that a dead it is that a dead pig oh my god what the
FUCK!
HOLY SHIT!
WHY WOULD THAT BE THERE?
It takes head.
Great.
If there was much effort it would take to build the rig that and
leave it out there and pray someone steps on it and get jump-scared.
There's a lot of work to scare someone potentially and you won't even be able to see them get scared.
Ashlee?
Ash.
Ash!
Ash!
I see birds.
Come on, come on, come on!
God, that makes me so annoyed.
Ashley, are you good?
Thing out here?
It's like just a bunch of garbage.
Garbage dump out here.
Alright, let's go inside.
Ashley!
What the?
God damn it!
I asked, I'm here. Where are you?
Are you okay? What the hell happened?
Coming, Ashley, just uh...
Thank you all for joining me tonight.
What?
We're gonna get back to a little experiment.
What's going on?
After this experiment, we'll need the cooperation of our two past subjects,
Joshua and Ashley.
What?
Oh my god.
We're gonna need one more break participant to help decide when subject will live,
and which will die, in case everyone calmed down.
It's all very simple.
Christopher you will find a lover placed directly in front of you
All you have to do is choose what you will say
I can't remember is it reverse or
He used to be he's mine
No, I'm right in front of us, man!
What are you talking about?
It's a maniac!
Maniac?
Oh my god, we gotta get out of here!
I don't understand what happened!
What happened?
It's a maniac!
He was there with a sigh!
It was either him or us!
I don't know, this is insane!
We need to go get some help!
I got right in the house!
We're gonna figure this out!
Matt, we need to go get help now!
And we should look for the others.
Why can Jesser off 1690 each other and who knows where Sam is?
Let's get she's in the lodge.
Fine.
Fine, you're right. Get everyone else together, but if there's a maniac running around I think we need to get some help, too, right?
Not just wait around.
Still talking about this, let's go!
She looked really serious for a second and they're like...
Things are getting pretty tense up there, aren't they?
I think Josh Sawlow is coming.
It's not going the way you hoped it would.
And you think that these four people are getting what they deserve!
You understand that it's not good for you, it's not good.
And I can't say that you're being particularly honest in the way you're playing.
I'm sorry, chat likes it, okay?
They like horror.
I'm sorry.
Self-indulgence?
Do you even believe that the heart of the problem
it all comes down to this?
Can you really tell the difference, anyway?
With his change to his model,
I think he's cosplaying as Chevy Chase.
The hair is very 80s Chevy Chase.
Dread, six hours till dawn.
That's like, who's that?
That's really, really not good.
Jess fell down a hole. We don't know what happened
Is he not cold?
It's it's like freezing and he's just
Captain like nothing's wrong a drill it. Maybe is they just he's on adrenaline, right? He don't got time to be cold
He's got to save her
thing over here in the corner
Another one other statue
Really, there's so many more of these in here than there was in the original
Totem found. Danger Totem. Yeah, it seems like there's a lot more, as I say,
condemned. 1954. It's condemned forever ago. This is probably locked, or not.
I missed whatever clue was on this left there then. This game does do that a lot
where you get locked out of areas. If you walk too far, it's got two wolf
friends. Actually let's even go back out the door. Let's see if there's something out there on the right.
Something like there might have been. Uh, those wolves were very uh,
un- not very unaware of us for some reason. They should have snouted us a mile away.
And what's that? Don't go in there. Shit, now I'm tr- oh no! I thought the other way was that-
Now we can't get whatever's in that other room.
I hate when games lock you out with no warning that you're about to leave an area, and you
can't go back to get the collectibles.
That frustrates me so much.
Yeah, rip 100%.
Later games, they start warning you, though.
I think the latest ones, like Caskey Franks don't have a warning that says, oh, you're
about to leave an area.
There ain't nothing there.
The original devs didn't do the remaster of this, I know the studio did.
It's rare for the original studio to remaster their own game, who's are they outsource it?
Well they work on something else.
They're working on the next dark anthology, pictures anthology game I believe.
Now that they're done with casting of Frank Stone.
That's different.
It's really new just graphical, they've changed quite a few things.
Not just graphics.
They've added new things to find, new conversations, they've changed a lot of music and stuff.
Yeah, this is the remaster of Unchilled Onk.
Need a chapel security pass required.
Wait a minute.
I think it's a big loop.
We're back in here again.
That was a long route to get just where we were already.
Yeah, they've changed quite a bit of levels and they've changed a lot of...
They took removed a lot of static cameras to where you can now go behind your character walks one
There were quite a lot of static like you couldn't move the camera sections in the original
While they gave up just before they cracked it open
clocking mining cars
Every time they zoom in on like a
Cabinet or a drawer or something like there's gonna be a rat jumping out of there
Supermassive loves that shit
I love throwing something in a place to jump out and scare the bejesus out of me and make chat laugh at me.
What is that? A camera?
Ooh, one that required film.
It has been so long since I used a camera that had film in it.
I can't even think of the last time I used one. It's been so long.
I remember when I was a kid, we used to buy these little disposable cameras
where you could take it on vacation and it was like a little cardboard thing
and you'd take pictures with it and then you'd just drop the whole thing off at the drugstore
and they'd print the pictures for you.
And then you had to come back and pick up the printed ones.
Then you realized you got to cap off the camera so all your pictures are blank.
It's like, oh.
Oh my God!
What was that?
Holy shit!
Reporter assaults on Lackwood Mountain.
It's like a nursery here.
Lock it maybe? No pocket watch. To my darling Jefferson, we have all the time in the world. That's cute
Thank you
Exula for ordering a horror month
Mug, sticker and hoodie and says this hormone is so good. I'm waiting for a darkwood
Darkwood Vod will play at some point this this hormone
I'll fit in the schedule somewhere
awesome Kingdom
Minor medical report
Um...
The Twitch chat at Dan's gaming all started typing Dan mine.
They mined so much ore, but they all got back-ates and back-akes and are now sore.
Dan sad. Poor Twitch chat. Oh my god, what are you doing?
Why would you jump up and scare me, piece of shit? Oh my god.
Kevin worked over a monitor and made me shit my you're gonna clean up this chair after what you just did
Well, these guys that's trying to bite me it I'm gonna report to dr. Bowen
is there a grande iced latte and
then
There's this glitch on the after when you order a latte that they like add a sweet treat on there
So if you they if you add just a random sweet treat, okay, that's one
Yeah, I want to be surprised.
Yeah, it's just like random, it's a bug.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
It's a weird thing in the app.
You order and then a sweet treat gets added.
I don't know, it's so random.
I don't know, it's just a bug.
Okay, report initial state of the 12 minors of the collapse of the mine and subsequent rescue of Blackwood Pines.
On receiving the 12 patients of the sanitary and medical so we had to fully expect to find
amiciated shells of men starved and confused.
Thankfully the miners appeared cognate and relatively healthy.
Attributed to their apparent discovery of emergency food supplies in the mine and have it inhibited by respiratory function
detected in a few of the older men as well as symptoms of pneumonia.
The technology has been trapped for 23 days.
The shock of reintegration has been difficult for some of the group though their outward health is better
than expected, they do seem affected by their time in the mine.
The nature of some of the patients have been closed off, wing A, the Santorium, cyclophenological
variation will take place as soon as possible, and then we'll best put the problems of them
to go broke, broke, brokeoscopy and our prescribed course of some medicine, the others, as
well as going fast.
So the miners got trapped in the mine for 23 days, and then they brought them here
to treat them.
I think it's weird that they were allowed children into the mine.
Like, you find all these miners trapped in there?
That's so strange.
I missed the room?
What, did I?
Oh my god, his animation going upstairs so slow though.
He's just, Jessica needs you to rescue her and look at you just slowly going up
them stairs like he got all the time in the world.
Miners not miners.
You said the same word twice there.
I don't, I don't, okay, can't go in there.
Yeah, this is the room where we read the notes
When I was playing frostpunk. I made the children work in the mines. I think we went all the rooms
That was just a loopy-doop
Let's send me something out here
No, that's the safe. Okay. We got everything
So I'm gonna run over here
Yeah, we got the camera. Okay, we got it all let's go down. Yeah, they yearn for the mines
Why do you think we all play Minecraft? I mean come on. It's mining
Oh, God.
Oh, shit.
Take the knife.
Good.
You've armed yourself.
You never know where the next cutting-edge technology will come from.
It looks like a jump scare, a curtain, electric chair.
Oh, shit.
All restraining chair.
What happened here?
Yeah, I don't know.
He seems to have a machete holder on him.
Oh, wait.
He's got one of those loops on his genes that he put the machete in.
That's what it is.
Twisted fuckers like them launch, I guess.
Level someone set up a light in here to shine just on that.
And you're gonna TV think for that reset.
Yeah, like people in horror games and movies are often way too casual about all the
crazy stuff that's happening around them.
This is what could...
How many days will they keep us here?
So we're going to go this way.
This place just gets better and better.
I see rats.
Huh?
Rats?
Chad, I have something scary to tell you.
There is a skeleton hiding in your room right now.
It is hiding inside your body!
What's over this way?
Oh, that's the other side that that room you saw earlier
They're away. Oh, there's a door right there. Go back over there. Oh
Reply immediately reporters in the stupor should have kept away at all costs
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What the hell happened here to these miners?
So 20, they were stuck in the mine for 23 days, and somehow they all lived a little bit
suspicious.
Doggy.
What the hell?
Shit on her shingle.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Is this what he was feeding them?
Open the bear trap.
Good bear trap.
Come on.
Third time's a charm.
You got gray hairs now.
Open the bear trap. Good bear trap. Come on. Third time's a charm.
You got gray hairs now.
Fingers saved.
Machete dead.
By the way, what?
Sick.
Twisted, demented fuck.
Made whatever that was.
A waving thing and then like you touch it in a bear trap snap? Like what?
What kind of sick, disgusting piece of shit?
would make just insane bonkers.
What's up, Jettabuck?
Hangin' out?
Wait a minute.
That doesn't look normal.
Look at its teeth.
Looks British.
That looks like a monster, I mean.
Okay, these things are squeakin'.
Oh, God, what is this gonna be?
I'm kiddin', Jett.
I'm kiddin'.
Oh, God, Rat Jam!
Security card.
Anything in the other ones?
Ew, what is that?
Dust, glue.
Sarah Smith, date of death, February 24th, 1952, severe lacerations to the abdomen, intra-adominal
injuries, subsequent blood loss, menorrhage lacerations by sharp implements, possibly fingernails,
which use box provided over leaf for any additional relevant information.
Wait a minute, I didn't turn it over.
Some kind of stuff on the back.
was not discovered until 68 hours after death. Sections of intestines and kidney were apparently
eaten by the attacker. Okay, some people are checking really upset. Calm down. We're just
making a joke. It's okay. You can relax. I'm sorry we made the joke. Calm down. It's gonna
be okay. Let's see. It's like a mouth thing? Emergency mail tech, Nicholas Bowman, attacked
quite inmate fail lacerations of throat so someone was killing these people and
then eating them but we had bread slices across the face and then signs of
being eaten what's that I got space for that go I guess you just wanted to play
Alright, be careful.
Yeah, uh, Mike's... Mike, uh...
Managed to save his fingers. I don't think I've ever managed to save them before.
That's nice.
That's a weird, like... Oh my God!
Premitive key card system.
Sorry, dog! Sorry!
Easy, boy. Easy.
Easy now.
Calm down. It's friend-shaped, so it's nice. He's nice. He's friend-shaped. Is that Jack?
Oh, what have we here?
Oh, I think I will steal that. It's my jacket now. Can't reach the gun. It's too far.
Can you reach the- oh, wait a minute, why don't we move this?
Oh, god damn.
Oh hell yeah.
Feel better now.
I've got myself a jacket.
And I got myself a gun.
And do we have ourselves a dog friend?
If we do, then that's America.
Approach?
That's a good boy.
That's right.
Good boy.
That's a good boy.
Good boy, see he is friend shaped.
Friend shaped.
There's something over here in this little box, we'll see what that is.
Although that seems more like a wolf, so I'm gonna be a little more dangerous than
normal.
Ah, it's the same cigar as that were in the mine.
What's in this little room over here?
Your girl died. Father died. Sighting. Captured.
Wendigo killer. Wendigo killed.
Liars. Lookin' if I'm dead.
14 missing in mountains.
Footprints found. Killed by unknown. Bigfoot sighted.
What's a Wendy-go? A Wendy-go is when Wendy gets in her car and she hits the gas pedal.
Wendy-go.
Bones people wolves fat and happy. Let's go give the good boy a bone
Do you want a bone? Oh, that's our friend now
Head of them and fed him. He's our friend for life. I love him. He's my best friend
I'll listen. Thank you for ordering a
horror month
Booty no other way
Okay
Well, I guess we'll shoot it then what did that guy go and I'm sure you heard that
minus one bullet
Well, I thought we'd even try to see if it was blocked. You just instantly thought let's shoot this
The miracle man says rescue all 12 minors trapped in disaster fit
January 5th
Hmm
Miracle, huh?
Thank you. Hope and his boyfriends for the highlighted message for shipment
Latio, thank you for that prime sub guys are awesome. Thank you so much. I look away for a second thought he shot the dog
Oh, oh my god. No
Never harm an animal they don't know any better this place is so big
Building these buildings out in the middle of nowhere must have been crazy intense
Yeah, there's a number on the back that painting was him something of course locked. Looks like all of our bullets are going to
Oh, you better run. Oh shit. You don't believe Josh is dead. I can't believe how he died. No, I mean, what if they were wrong?
Maybe we should have checked the shed to see if it was really true. I don't know. There are some things that once you see them, you can never unsee them.
See them true like the Borderlands movie
Thank you muzzled emperor for the bits and the madam web movie
Dear god
And acts
If you ever want to watch it like a really bad movie you have a Netflix subscription
There's a movie called madam web on there
Definitely watch it if you just want to be like, what the hell is happening the whole time?
We'll break the door down, will ya?
Whoa, wait a second, we start smashing shit down, he's gonna hear us.
Have you got any better suggestions?
I don't know.
Well, look.
What?
A window.
That's great, Matt. I can just about fit my lip balm through that little slot.
Come on.
You will never fit through there, big guy.
I won't fit, but you will.
Are you nuts? You're gonna shove my ass through that little hole?
little hole I'm sure it's all gonna try
I'm right here and it's okay can you find the latch anything oh this ain't
worth it okay just go wandering off just don't end me this is a complete and
total breakdown of even this is the limit of trust and I didn't have a
You can protect me from the bad things that are out here, and I am just majorly coming out
And just stop
I'm really sorry
What I was thinking
Well, see you were thinking for one thing
Crazy we were here just a few hours ago. This must have just happened. What the fuck is going on
It's got to be the guy though the one who who got to Chris and Ash and Josh
He's got to know this is the only way back. I don't say that
the cable cars all the way out there well that's I mean that's not far right
you you can jump it what but not that good flattered though well Matt if you
can't jump that what are we gonna do I don't know I'll figure something out I
think they knew exactly what they were doing yeah I didn't know you could walk
away from Emily they have that was seemed like a unique cut scene that was
pretty good why would they write Dan is entertaining abbreviated all over the
place stop it guys we all know okay you don't have to write it everywhere
radio tower cable car hey look fire tower hey Magellan maybe we should get
the cable car working and take the show on the road huh huh I don't see any way
to work make that work great need a key no keys no cable car so back to square
one fire tower on the map you found what I guess it's an option oh maybe it
has a radio or something I mean it would wouldn't it probably yeah
to that radio can use the radio to call for help somebody's got to pick up a
signal yeah totally oh well someone's learning to play by the rules what what
rules rule number one Emily is always right rule number two nothing else
matters because Emily is always right all right let's go I'm leaving her it's
It's not worth it.
It's not worth it.
Door is it locked?
Um, answer, Emily is a nice person.
Oh, wrong answer.
God.
The hell, who did that?
Oh.
This was seriously uncruciate going on here tonight.
Damn it, wrong answer again.
As I said, one of the hardest things
to do in this game is to save Emily
because the game really wants you not to like her.
They do everything possible to make you not like her.
And just about every scene they do something to make you not like her.
What's cooking? Good looking.
Getting this out of here, Mr. Riz.
Mr. Riz over here.
A ladder.
Well, that's convenient.
This bad boy.
You're coming with me, buddy.
Is there no other way to go?
Come on down. We can totally get out here this way.
It was so hard to rest it. It was so hard.
We got it. We're just gonna shimmy.
This is fine. We're okay.
I feel like we could actually there is barbed wire up there, so it would be kind of tough to climb that
Yes
It might as well be it's pitch blackout. Hey hopefully we won't have to you think the psychopath is just gonna give up and run away
No
But maybe we should find a safe spot
Hold up
It'll be a lot easier to figure this all out in the morning. What if we just hide until dawn to go
Let's just hide until dawn. That's it. That's what I would do
True. Maybe column? What's over here? Wait, is that Jess's... Wait, that's Beth's phone.
Well, she definitely ran through here.
It looks like it all collapsed over here.
Figured it was Emily copies me.
I mean, come on.
She died last year, so this is not too long ago.
So it won't be like one model of phone out of date.
What's that right there?
What's where your stepper out here at?
Uh...
Dancliffe?
It's not Dancliffe, it's Danfall.
Come on.
Chat, it's Danfall, not Dancliffe.
That's the wrong command for the emote.
I know there's a cliff in it.
Chat, Dan-
What's going out there?
Has she been taking a bath this whole time?
Oh, creepy.
Was she naked in there?
Whole time?
This, my friends, is the...
most...
Strong, durable, unslipping towel of all time, by the way.
My clothes, really?
He took your clothes.
If everyone who did this is off my Christmas list, seriously?
Not cool, guys.
Not cool at all.
He lit all these candles.
That way.
Okay.
Look up.
Is there something up there?
There's so many candles everywhere.
Holy hell.
Oh my god!
Fuck time, okay?
Geez
Screw time
Chris
Mike Emily
This is really getting out of hand. Okay, it was all very funny. Haha
Look at Sam walking around in a towel, but now I just really want this to be over. All right
You had enough. Oh the guy's down below us. Oh god
He's down in the basement.
Can I have my clothes back now, or am I supposed to hang out in a towel for the rest of the weekend?
Hopefully.
Towel it is then.
Oh, same photo again.
I would say, um, I think we all agree that Sam, this character,
is probably the most likable character out of everyone.
You forgot Emily?
I sure as hell did not forget her.
You succeeded.
Oh, flashlight.
What the hell are you guys?
Whoa, this is weird.
Oh guys, back there.
Waiting.
Hey! Guys, come on!
I'm done with this!
I really don't appreciate the silent treatment here!
Hello Samantha.
Looking for me.
Shadowbug.
I don't think you have much left to say.
What the hell?
You're only going to see what I want you to see.
And I have quite a lot to say.
Going on open your eyes. Oh my god
She's quite beautiful
What are you doing out there a beautiful paving?
She has any idea what lies ahead
Do you think these were the last happy moments in this quiet?
Why are you showing this to me?
Why are you watching?
What is it?
No no no no no no no no no!
So... Oh god!
That was exciting, wasn't it?
Well done! All the good work!
We did explore in the souls of your fear,
and you've just gone and used it for ill.
Hm hm. Your overwhelming fear of isolation.
You have turned it against these people who use it desperately once, Torment.
Has it been worth it?
Chapter 6
Ben Janance.
I'm just deep.
Check sounds.
No, no, no, no, Matt. It's gonna hurt us.
It's just deer.
It's just deer. Everything's fine.
We're fine.
It's just some deer
hanging out. See, it's fine.
I need to do a playthrough where we, like,
kill everyone and everything
that we can.
A violence playthrough.
If we do manage to get down on the radio.
We will and we tell them we need help. What do we do while we wait? We go back to the lodge and get everyone else
Oh, God, not the lodge
We should stay here in case whoever it is needs to get back in touch with us. Let's get that radio working first
Let's see. Oh
God
I'm kidding. I can't see what is that? It's just a security. I love how everything says sound so whiny
The actresses made every single sentence of the script like in an annoying
complaining whining tone.
What's over here? What is this over here? Like a mine cart and stuff. Totem?
Danger Totem! I am the danger.
What a nice chill spot. Look he's got like a he can sit here and watch.
Hey, go back.
Looks like it's whittled.
That's a good idea.
Just keeps doing that over and over again.
Super weird.
It is weird.
I don't remember that in my other playthroughs.
Either I missed that, or that's new.
Oh, it is new? Okay.
I was like, I don't remember that before.
You forgot something? What did I forget?
Hmm, something on the ground?
Was it the totem we picked up?
Because those prompts don't go away even after you pick them up.
I'll run chapter six. I think there's 14 chapters, if I remember correctly.
We're about halfway. Looks like it's missing something there.
What if Dan messed up the quick time that's to kill Emily?
Oh no! What a tragedy.
I wouldn't know what to do with myself then. That would be so sad.
Oh no. I would re-dact that one meme.
Oh no! Anyways.
anyways
oh emily's dead oh no
flashlights
it's a nice defensible position though
stay here until dawn and we'll be safe
just remind you that one horror game we played
fierce the fathom iron bar
no power
great no power
gotta be a smidge or something around here
I've got to be power, the lights are on outside.
No power in here.
If the power doesn't work on the radio, it's not going to work on the printer.
Why are you going to press-
So, no power?
Nope, we established that already.
But, you know, keep pressing the button, I'm sure it'll do something.
Anna Washington missing.
Sorry, Anna.
You're still missing too.
that open forcefully. There is a blinking light. There's a flare right here.
And here you can have this. Don't use it!
Get some of the tension. Hopefully someone is not a psychopath.
Don't use it right away! If there's a snowstorm happening.
but it didn't work.
Okay, score one for not another one.
Your printout works?
Death missing two.
Are you still missing two of us?
Both sisters have been missing for a year.
If you're missing that long, you're probably dead.
Rescued.
We had to survive until God,
the position until he knocked the position out of the sky.
You're gonna be fine.
Work this out.
God, we'll find another girlfriend.
I don't know, I didn't see her.
She mustn't come down here.
I haven't seen her either!
Oh no!
Anyway, I want to deal with her for a while.
I'm so heartbroken.
Not Emily!
I gotta run to the bathroom guys, we'll take a quick break for your back to sleep.
Damn it, what is going on around here?
Are there ghosts?
Candles that are lighting themselves?
Okay.
Locked.
Locked.
I was fine with killers, I was fine with like...
Monsters, but I just want to say what happened back there in the house. I know how hard that was Josh was your friend
No, I want to say I mean, thank you. Thank you for saving my life
Ash, what was I gonna do?
Yeah, I couldn't let anything happen to you. I love you. I mean
We're just chilling we cool. Yeah, I just I know you and Josh were close Chris
Let's just find Sam. Okay. That's what we're doing. Oh my god, Ashley. Just stop. Okay?
I don't want to think about what just happened. Chris. We're finding Sam. Oh god. Nice shirt. Thank you.
Chat, I have a confession. You're my favorite chat in all of Twitch. Sorry.
If there are any other chats out there, but you're my favorite. Oh, so messed up.
So thank you all for being here. You're my faves. This is some spooky ghost shit
Don't like that
Whoa
Did that I see what that was that?
I'm serious
Why don't you believe me? I said I saw it doesn't that count for anything?
We've been through hell tonight, okay?
If your mind is fried, my mind is fried, I don't even trust what I've been seeing.
Oh, you are wrong. I saw it, and I am sure. Chris?
All right, all right. Maybe, maybe it's, maybe you did see something.
Let's just, let's just keep our heads.
It's all I'm asking.
Are you crazy down here?
It's, it's the only place left Sam could be, Ash.
I wish we could just go find everyone else, and-
What if Sam needs us? What if she's in trouble?
Oh god!
Yo, let's follow- let's go in the basement where the ghost wants us to go.
Hmm.
That seems like a great idea.
What could possibly go wrong with that?
The doors are opening and closing on their own.
I don't like this.
What the hell is going on?!
Yep, poster guys!
Oh my god, they scared me.
How did everything get so freaky around here?
force slamming and candles lining it out of nowhere and that specter or whatever it was.
I think they're kind of ignoring what's really happening.
Look, look, look, look, of course.
A dollhouse.
You can see in the windows.
See what?
It's tiny furniture.
No.
It's a whole scene with dolls and everything.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
What the?
I guess you need a key if you want to play around in there.
Where would the dollhouse key be?
Let's look around for it.
Look at the play of Spooky Game with the Wife is the quarry good?
It's okay.
It's, um, not their best, but it's fun.
Wait!
Grisk Grisk Grisk Grisk Grisk!
It's like ghosts!
What?
Did you see it?
No.
You were looking at your phone, you bastard!
I know!
Hashtag there's a freaking ghost after us!
Ash, calm down, okay?
There is no ghost here.
Ghost of what?
You're freaked out because of what happened with Josh!
You're not paying attention!
I saw it I saw it ghost and it looks like Hannah
What Jesus ass what what do you think they followed us up here from the same?
because
Ghosts don't exist. Okay. Okay. It was talking to us at the same on Chris. I
Don't know. That is a picture just jump off the wall like that. Let's go
After everything that's happened we're worried about is
Is that the dollhouse key?
Looks like it.
Ah!
Here you go.
Right there.
Oh my god!
There!
Look there Chris!
You can't tell me you didn't believe that!
Wow, that's the...
See!
Yeah, you saw that!
You do see it!
Yeah, I don't know.
I just...
You're crazy!
Yeah, you saw that, didn't you?
They're showing us the way!
This is unbelievable.
I feel like the ghost wanted me to see this!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is going on?
Oh, God, it's... it's like...
It's not like anything. That's us.
Hiding there, waiting for Hannah. Last year.
But it's so accurate.
I mean, that's exactly where I was sitting,
and that's where Matt was.
This was set up by someone. Who was there?
Or someone... or something that was watching us.
Maybe it's a warning.
I think someone...
I think someone put this here to mess with us.
No, it passed me the ghost.
It's trying to tell us the maniac killed Hannah and Beth.
I think it's this bastard that he's easy to try to fuck with our eggs. Why would he set this all up Chris?
He's trying to tell us that he's gonna come after us all too
What's the hell is that a Hannah's diary? Oh my god Mike confirmed he phoned Joss's afternoon
Everyone being together here on the mountain is gonna be so awesome cozy fires and hot tubs and OMG Mike
I am so psyched. Just spend some time with him. I can't read this. It's so sad, Chris.
Totally gotta stop obsessing, but I can't help it. Don't want to.
I think Josh is doing better now that he's out of the hospital.
I saw him today.
Wait, hospital?
This was before, a couple months before we all came up.
Uh, he's pretty upbeat.
I saw him today and he seemed better. He's pretty upbeat, but he talked like he's been doing therapy for such a long time.
I guess I didn't know, mom and dad never let on.
Funny how you cannot even know your own brother.
I kinda need a good cry thinking about how lonely he must feel.
Mom finally agreed, they took her out.
The party's gonna happen, I hate that, I have to wait.
So far, Ash, Matt, and Sando have said yes, nothing from Mike.
So Josh was in the hospital before, but they didn't say why.
It's actually happening, Mike left me a note.
It was like getting a little love letter, his salmon on it, because that was a little daring.
Daring of me in the back, so sweet.
I'm gonna wear that shirt he said he likes, and wait till others take the party back to
the kitchen, then I can slip on by and I guess he'll be in the guest room.
So much is happening.
I wanted to tell Beth, but she'd only go and tell me it was a stupid idea, but
she didn't understand how long he'd been waiting for a moment like this.
Is it too much to hope that he'll confess his feelings got me one step at a time Hannah?
She was just young she sometimes she got a crush on a boy that happened to be someone's girlfriend
That's a boy
Someone's boyfriend
You know it happens that there's young teenagers
She's probably lonely to have you know people do that
She had a girlfriend that looked like the boy
I need a break. I know my brain goes the mush turn hormone
Jump scare
That get you guys. Oh my god
All right, let's see.
Gleam professional.
Uh, okay.
What's that there for?
Oh.
Ooh, scissors.
Those are some big scissors, damn.
Put those right there, or they'll be safe.
You never know when you're gonna need a quick clip.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, something right there.
Camera? Why is there a camera?
You think it's the guy?
Look, that'd make sense, I guess.
I don't like being watched.
Too late. Thousands are watching you, ma'am.
Go suck an egg!
She didn't! I'm sorry for that language, guys.
If anyone's watching with families and stuff, that was uncalled for.
I apologize. I didn't realize that level of filth was in this game.
I am so offended.
Just when you think it can't get any creepier.
Oh!
Oh!
No!
I think that was Bethesda brand doll, full of bugs.
Wait, there's a whole other room through here.
It's mammoth.
Chris, I don't know if I want to keep going.
Oh my god, how big is this place?
What is this place? It's like all decrepit.
Weird.
Are you kidding me?
This was here this is like a whole other hotel. I had no idea this was here. Oh, I see a premonition trophy
I'll see what's in there. Thank you
Love how that showed me like practically nothing. I
Have played the game before and I still don't know what that is. I
Don't know what that
Yeah, I'm fine
I am in the middle of a lawsuit with the Diver devs for using my likeness without my permission.
So yeah, we're currently still suing them.
Because they use a big chunky flabby bald man with a goatee as their main character.
And I'm like, that's me. Right there. I'm like, how dare you?
You can change my name to Dave. You know what's down.
I don't think I can take any more of this.
Yeah, I'm a bad man. I'm a little bit of your too.
All I wanted to do was forget last year ever happened.
To be honest, I'm not sure what Hannah thought she was doing.
Yeah.
Well, you know how it is when you're crushing pretty hard
on somebody.
Great.
So you're basically saying that we put a vulnerable friend
in a terrible situation and essentially caused her to run
away and never to be heard from again?
Yeah.
If it was you, don't you think you would have run away?
I mean, who likes being made fun of?
People don't make fun of me.
To your face?
What?
We're doing it over there.
We made her look so stupid in front of all of her friends and the guy she liked.
I can't imagine doing anything worse to somebody.
I'm not.
People often do crazy, weird, creepy, mean things as pranks.
And they're like, ah-ha, lol, funny.
Is that a bracelet?
Oh, lol.
What is it?
Sam's bracelet.
And she never takes this thing off.
Something in here? What's that? Wait, what?
Fake newspapers. Why would someone make fake news? Are they making lots of money doing it or something? What?
You know what? No. No, I've had enough. I'm not going down any further into this nightmare, Chris.
Ashley I understand okay. I'm really freaked out too, but if Sam's down there all alone with a maniac
And we leave we're basically killing ourselves
Dammit
Ashley come on. I'm strong. Why are you always right? I'm not always right. Well when you're right, I'm tough
All right, I don't want to be I want to leave. No, you've got to find Sam. Gotta find Sam. Let's go
She's like the coolest character. I want her to be my friend. You like my shirt? Thank you.
This is my Friday shirt. Chris, I'm getting a really weird feeling from all this.
Really? So we're saying that the same guy who made the newspapers also set up the camera, right?
Yeah, I think so. It's just, it feels like he's constructing this whole story for us then
watching us run around freaking out see what we do like it's like it's some sort
of fucking experiment nice it's kind of yeah that actually makes a weird sort of
sense right very weird it's like a giant YouTube video or something or one of
those tiki talks. It's giving content creation. The hell is all that? Batteries and timers.
I'm gonna say it's giving me the ick. I'm like ick. It's giving bad vibes. Okay. Whatever's
in this fridge should be pretty chill. Oh, guys, that a pig? Oh.
You've got to be kidding me! Re-pulsed him!
This can't be for a weekend.
What the hell is that here?
It's like a goddamn grindhouse movie.
Clue found dead pig.
Wait a minute.
Emily is scratched out.
Josh.
Mike.
Jess.
Sam.
Chris.
Where's it going?
Is this like a fucking hit list?
Christ.
Emily's eyes are scratched out for some reason.
She's the one that's possibly dead because she fell down a tube just cuz well
They fell deep in the mines. We don't really know is it movie time. Hey, let's watch a movie chat
Not the scary projector from last year
Stupid prank
She's so excited.
And alive.
She has no idea.
Oh, jeez.
Well, I forgot you're such a woeful participant.
I don't feel worse.
Looks like you weren't enjoying yourself.
That's the worst part, isn't it?
We were just playing a joke.
It was supposed to be funny.
Yeah.
I never want to see this video ever again.
Oh.
What?
Slow down, okay?
I can't handle this. Ghosts in these videos and everything just flying around!
Just calm down. Listen to me for a second.
What? What? Calm down? Why should I calm down?
Because I am freaking out right now!
This has got to be someone messing with us!
What?
Think about it. Ghosts don't hook up video cameras.
They don't play games.
Then who would set this all up?
Content creators!
I don't know. Maybe the same person who tied you up and killed Josh?
They're trying to get the next TikTok viral hit.
The same person might have Sam right now.
They'll do anything for content!
Anything.
You gotta watch out for content creators.
They'll do whatever it takes to go viral to need that hit.
There is no...
stoop to low.
Let's see what's over there.
Is that a journal?
Ow! Someone's an artist!
Geez!
That's like really good.
That's like, that's impressive.
I cannot...
draw anywhere near that well.
Whoever did that is like very very good. Damn. Whoever did that's talented. It's from the therapist
At least they got something out of those $300 sessions
Well, I'm pretty sure whoever's bleeding came through here, okay?
So we really gotta get moving like now.
Let's follow Chris.
Oh, God, it's payday.
First rule of a horror movie in a game.
Never go in separate directions.
Always stay together.
I don't get it.
Why would anybody want to make this place any cooler?
It's freezing.
I don't know what goes on inside this guy's head and energy.
Yeah, it's like fog machine or something.
That's weird.
Those are sand.
Yeah, that's the Sam's clothes. That's just sick. I'd say this is just sick
So the psycho has to be down here for sure. Oh, it's a dummy. Okay. I hope not
Why is this thing even here? The other question?
You're bouncing up and down he's got that get up and go attitude. He's ready go
Sam we gotta rescue Sam
She's someone that deserves to be rescued like can this be opened. Oh, no
Hello
Yeah, she's not she's not dead. How do you know?
The hell is wrong she's been knocked out
They back gotcha gotcha. Ah, what the hell should punch me the face
Crap.
Ash.
Jesus.
Ash, what did he do to you?
I think he hit me.
Shit.
I'm gonna murder his fucking face off.
I'm gonna murder his face off.
Son of a...
This is the guy who killed Josh.
Murderer piece of shit.
I don't think I'm ready to die.
No one is going to die.
I wish I could tell you.
It's just not fair!
Tell me what?
Chris, what's the point?
Stop it. Just say.
We're always talking around it.
And now,
I mean, we've wasted everything.
Actually, none of it was wasted.
What do you mean?
Every second that I spent with you was the only thing I ever wanted to do at my time.
What are you saying, Chris?
Sorry, I should have told you how I felt.
Good, Chris.
Actually, I swear when we get out of this...
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
I think you're the only one!
Oh, there are my special little subjects.
Oh, shit.
Oh, dear.
Oh, you should be asked, because here's the twist.
Chris has made one fatal choice already today.
And now, you must make another.
Chris, you can take that gun in front of you
and shoot, actually, or you can shoot yourself.
Whoever is left to live, the choice is yours.
Oh god.
The machine!
No.
I can't stand your fucking talking!
I mean, uh, I'm doing it to be selfless!
God, he's such a good actor.
Chapter 7
Violence. I mean violence. That towel is so durable. Damn. Look at her nails.
Still flawless. The design on those is incredible. Who does she go to? Geez.
They're nice.
Those things were tight. I think I just found me.
It's okay. You okay?
Is she's not with you?
This goes dead.
What?
She killed her Sam.
There's some maniac on the mountain who's trying to kill us all of us and I swear to God when everyone is safe and accounted for I'm gonna hunt that fucker down and rip his nuts off.
This guy who you're talking about, he attacked me. He showed me these videos too. And one of them showed Josh being killed just ripped apart by this huge fucking saw blade and chasing him.
Why is there a backpack right there?
conveniently and the door is unlocked conveniently make sure I have Missy
Bank in this room because you never know he could have at least left me a
change of clothes I mean come on I'm free-balling here okay open that up
what are you doing well actually towel didn't turn out to be the best outfit
fighting off killer maniacs you know do you mind oh oh yeah yeah right gentlemen
chat don't look chat I see people looking what the whole time it was the
guy from the robot that's uh movies do that it's like sit there and stare at
something instead of running away. God, it's like, come on.
She just make a torch in seconds? Wow. Impressive. We're like Indiana Jones now. I'm so excited
for the Indiana Jones game because I love indie. I hope the game is great. The developers
of Wolfenstein are amazing, so hopefully the game will be just as good as Wolfenstein
games. It's a nice torch.
of the next outer scrolls look this good hold on one second we'll get out of scrolls
six soon I'm sure it'll be amazing and perfect and not delayed and it will be bug
free and it'll be the best other scrolls ever made gotta hit that copium hard
that's blocking our route remember the bus through there using that mine cart
Well, in a future horror month this will play and chat will be like, lol.
Imagine not knowing how the current Elder Scrolls is.
Or maybe in the future, Elder Scrolls 6, that was so old, that's such an old game.
We're on Elder Scrolls 10 now.
What's over here?
Oh, I need to future-proof this bot, guys.
Man, Grand Theft Auto 6 sure was a great game.
I am so glad we came out and it was so perfect and great and probably the best game of the
year.
When it finally came out in that year that it came out, it was so good.
It was on the current consoles and was amazing.
Love that Grand Theft Auto 6.
Sometimes you have a little accident in the snow.
Surface elevator.
Ooh, that's convenient.
It still works after all these decades.
Anything else around here before we go in there?
God! There's a goddamn dragon in here!
In and out!
In and out, it's pretty delicious.
Of course.
In and out, so I read- I haven't actually had-
We don't have any of those around here, so I-
I can only take up those words on it.
People have very strong opinions about it, though.
Remember in Texas I had a place called Water Burger?
That was really delicious.
H. Tanner.
The Mines class, um, comic form in front of the math.
Structural collapse.
After I was finished eating there I was like, damn, what a burger.
That was funny.
Okay, it's just a skeleton, I know they're a little scary, but it's okay.
Thank you self-ordering, whore month hoodie, shirt, most shirts actually, it says whore
month is the best.
Well thank you so much, you're the best.
I know she keeps like screaming, letting things know where she is, which is not
good.
Not good.
Real fire-breathing dragon down here.
See what's down this cave over here.
On the right.
Thank you, Swann.
For that resub.
Love the Hormone content.
Dan, thank you.
Thank you for that resub.
We were close to one.
That is amazing.
That was, that was so good.
I wanna see that one again.
That was probably the most epic cut scene in this game
I've seen so far.
Not a battery.
Jesus shit.
This is fine.
Oh, there's our torch.
We did one giant loop around.
Holy hell.
Oh, my God, finally.
Power.
Thank you, Bill, for the purchasing and much.
About time I got some hormone merch.
Been watching and enjoying the show for many years.
Thanks and much love to Dan, lesson three.
Put some lesson three for Bill.
And MJ, thank you for ordering us a hoodie.
Two, both hoodies.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for all the lesson threes in chat, thanks.
Chat, why do you hate Emily so much?
I think the question is, why does Emily present herself in a way that makes most people not like her?
She's very abrasive.
Very, very abrasive.
This cave looks amazing.
I don't know if you can climb out of there, lady.
It's very steep and slick.
I'm with her butterfly tattoo.
When are you getting yours, Beth?
Well, if it can't go out that way, we'll try to get out through the elevator.
Wait, what's that?
Something right there.
Marks on rock.
Two...
Two dash two slash fourteen, though.
So a year ago.
Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five,
thirty.
Thirty, and then it gets weird.
So at least thirty days maybe?
Thank you, Willowmina, for the purchase of
Shirt both shirts one shirt and a hoodie and says love watching horror month lesson three and
SNX-001 says damn it Emily buying a horn much shirt and sticker
Thank you so much
And I agree damn it Emily
Okay, nothing over here. It's like a bunch of beds over here. Oh god. She lost her mind
So Beth died down here
At Beth was I am that means Hannah must be too elevator now you have a big torch
You can clearly see you the QTS first you trying to fail it
All those emotions that my sister's got to feel once one year ago
Notice this Josh, but none of us are laughing
Oh, come, come, come, come, come, why the long faces, come on.
It's good to get the heart racing every now and then, right?
And race, they did.
I mean, every one of you just pitter pat, pitter pat.
I hope you appreciate it.
My little fan has no work and spectacle.
Come on!
No detail too small.
No opportunity missed.
It was such a delight to play the Puppet Master,
to all of you have loved me and panic.
And all that gore and gore, there was gore,
The lore, take bodies, I mean, that shit was expensive, and no retakes.
Nope, nope, nope, only double takes.
Oh, you should have seen your faces.
Hook, line, and sinker for every little stinker!
Josh, why are you doing this?
Don't even ask this squirrely little runt.
He's got no clue. He's out of his fucking tree.
He's definitely off his nets.
Oh, come on, you guys.
Revenge is the best medicine!
You're done. Mike, you're sick.
But come on, you guys are all gonna thank me when you guys become internet sensations.
What?
Oh, no. You better believe this little puppy's going viral, ladies and gents.
I mean, we got... the unrequited love.
We got... we got blood.
I don't think there's any hard drives in China.
Cinema!
You can't count all the views we're taking, guys.
What are you talking about, you asshack?
Just us fucking dead!
What did you hear me?
Jessica is dead
You're gonna fuck it back. Seriously. This is crazy. You know
Why'd you hit her man, huh? Why did the fucking talking about Ashley you piece of shit so mad
You don't hit a girl dude, dude Chris bro. I'm not your bro
Where are we going?
Where you guys taking me
What you can't do anything stupid before the call police in the morning
Come on I
Didn't do anything. Are you serious?
I didn't do anything. Goddamn murderers, which you are. I didn't do it
Michael, please just listen to me man. I did not hurt Jessica. You need to shut up
Chris, babe. Come on, coach. He's we're partners
stop don't say that it was either be an asshole or be an asshole
you're not lying you are not my buddy suckers can't take a joke
oh did I hurt you did you just you feel a little bit pain right now I'm so
So sorry!
Stop it! Jesus, dude!
Michael, I'm sorry, man.
I can't tell you how sorry I am that something happened to Jessica, but I swear.
I swear to you, I have no idea what happened to her.
Aggressive or angry?
Josh, be honest with me. Do you really expect us to trust you for a single goddamn second after all this shit you put us through?
Oh, can't we all just get along?
Not dipping around.
This is not how I suppose to go down.
You're just a bunch of bully.
You can't hang out a guy just to try like this, guys.
Hit him, Mike.
He's insane.
Okay, time me up now, okay?
They're still right!
Right, right, right, still.
Okay, time up if they're just Wickelmaroud.
Dude, I need to be a little Wickelmaroud!
If this would take a shit, you are!
He was, like, uber-crazy on this.
Oh, God's name. He's talking about it.
This is hard to watch.
He never sees this kind of shit before.
He has to just pour your money back!
I'm sorry, what did you say?
Well, I said you're a guppy, guppy.
What is wrong with you?
Well, I never imagined in my wildest dreams that you liked me.
God.
You know what that sound is?
It's the sound of never kissing Ashley, you pussy!
Yeah, you know, you might as well let Ashley stay by your side.
Ashley
You might as well let Ashley sleep with Mike. I mean at least he's got some notches in his belt, you know
He'll treat her right?
Fucking pathetic
Don't listen to him not worth it
Hey Mike what the fuck Mike Mike Mike Mike?
Mike what?
What happened the Jess Mike? You know what happened?
No, I don't I got a problem Mike. I don't remember killing test
Christ, I mean like I feel like I remember killing her, you know
We're gonna shoot him. I was just missing with the man
He's trying to scare him.
Dan Bulk?
We could taste him, his own medicine.
Well, what the hell man?
I could've killed him.
Relax.
He's fine.
He's really fine.
I-I didn't like doing that!
Well, now at least...
He's quiet.
She'll come back and watch me.
He is quiet now.
What?
What-what, why?
I'm going to watch him until the morning.
I don't need you beating him up to death the whole time.
That-that's not fair.
I-I would think I was protecting you.
Yeah, well, the job well done.
go back to the lodge now now fine geez all right this is a good place to stop
for today guys we'll continue and finish it tomorrow thank you guys for hanging
out you guys have been absolutely wonderful today you guys are great
there's so quite a bit of story left we still got three chapters thank you guys
Thank you guys for hanging out. You guys have been wonderful. We will continue tomorrow.
Thank you guys for being awesome. Thank you for the follows. If you're new, thank you for the subs.
You guys have been great. I appreciate everyone of you for stopping by and just being a wonderful, amazing audience.
Couldn't ask for better. And we'll continue this more tomorrow. Thank you guys again.
We'll pass it on in a couple of minutes and entertain you guys for the rest of the night.
And just once again say thank you for all the support for her month
You guys have been amazing and wonderful and I couldn't ask for a better more supportive community
We're doing this for 13 years now and you guys are still showing up and big numbers and just supporting the hell
A lot of it. So thank you for being awesome and you guys are amazing and especially a clap to all the lurkers out there
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You never say a word in chat, but we know you're there in spirit
So thank you for being here and I'll see you guys all tomorrow passing beyond a couple minutes and 10 you guys for
rest of night. Hope you're enjoying Horror Month and we'll finish this game up tomorrow. Have a good night everybody.
See you later. Passing beyond in just a couple minutes.
This is Simon! This is Simon!
Drink or treat from the morning till the late at night!
In the struggle, everybody's crazy!
Now it's time for battle!
I am afraid and all that's said!
I've played it all and it's got a fucking break!
They're looking to me when they do it again!
No matter what I make sure that I win!
They're singing songs!
Good games, bad games, waiting for a scary face!
Doing all they can to make a heart pretty fast and squeezy
I mean how do we know it's something that'll leave
Are you scared? Well, that's just fine
Save what? Save what?
If we get our own guys right
We'll start turning to the night
Everybody scream, everybody scream
Get a loose sound on the
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Enjoy
You're playing Dark Fritz and Aldi the Devil in me
This is the sequel to House of Ashes the final episode of season 4.
Watch this on YouTube, don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, and watch this on Twitch.
Hello, give me a Gabba.
Alright, let's jump in and start playing.
New story.
We'll be jumping.
Be sly.
They're the controller press.
Choice as a consequence.
Some decisions save lives.
Others.
Me too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Neil is 264 feet. Jeff, can you imagine it?
I'm attempting to.
I bet you can see for 100 miles at the top.
We should make that our first priority.
Whatever pleases you the most.
You please me the most.
You mean you're in a prior day of marriage?
I will never be weary of you.
I shall hold you to that, my dear.
isn't this grand as advertised very nice would be a shame if something bad
happened let's check in I recognize these people's faces from the previous
games we'll just be clueless with anyone's here I'm sure there was a matte
dash first thing this morning's get to the fair it's just a happy game there's
nothing bad gonna happen well this does not bode well for the level of
service we're in store for let's not wait till tomorrow morning let's sign
in and go straight there. We're not going anywhere if no one checks us in.
Slow service. That means they're making sure everything is perfect.
That's my Marie. Always finding that silver lining.
My sincere apologies. Oh hello.
For both startling you man for making you wait.
My attention was needed elsewhere.
I promise from here on out it will be nothing but silver linings
Welcome to the world's fair hotel.
Please.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
I hit the wrong button.
Sorry.
Yes.
Today is the beginning of our honeymoon.
Sorry.
Congratulations.
World's Fair Hotel.
My first day streaming, sorry.
Great being you.
Thank you, Mr. Holmes
Henry Howard Holmes
You have a lovely hotel mr. Holmes. Well, thank you very much. I designed and built most of it myself
You're an architect then?
architect
designer
Builder you jump to your room and ensure that everything is in order
Just make a note if you decide to purchase anything and we will add it to your bill
also a streamer Mr. Holmes we appreciate it the pleasure is all my guy has an aura
of evil about him what did I forget all right what is that face powder face powder
bearings update when the story branches multiple ways what pardon me miss careful
Hello.
I asked him what's awfully cross with men who act fresh.
Hmph.
This sounds like a right fellow.
How's the marriage going?
Lovely.
Thanks for asking.
Ah, newlyweds.
Let's just head up.
I'm sure the room is ready.
See anything good over there at the jewelry counter?
Anything fancy?
Wouldn't you like to know?
I see stuff expensive.
How about you go buy that?
It was a really expensive map.
I wonder what's in here?
Rathland's suite.
I'm starting to think I've gone and married a thrill-seeker.
Ferris wheels, forbidden rooms.
Holding hands in public?
Perhaps.
Nothing but an unfinished room.
See what happens when you chase a thrill?
If this is you trying to get out of the Ferris wheel,
I know you won't be denied.
wait thank you guys tamper for buying
warm-up mug what is that
the same time in the heartbeat make
chance to whiter and calm events oh this
is fine like he's not gonna us to check
the door is open that was a thrill you
won't think it's thrilling if we're
sleeping on the street after getting
kicked out of here true let's go he knows you're in there hi we definitely
weren't in that room newly wets to the honeymoon sweep thank you kindly free
perfume I guess do enjoy your stay if you'll excuse me I have work to return
I'm sure we'll see each other again soon.
That is damn gross, sir.
Smells like old cheese in here now.
This place is fit for a king.
Or my queen.
Oh, you.
Kiss this.
That is not very wifely of you.
You asked for it.
What, on the target?
Wow.
Should I be frightened?
If you're smart.
You know how expensive those pills are, Barry? Don't throw those.
Mercy! Mercy! Okay, you win!
Anything broken?
Only my pride. How about a peace offering?
Hmm... This feels like some sort of treacherous plot.
Not at all. I have a gift for you.
I think your husband might be a little gay close your eyes
I'm getting those vies for him
aren't you clever and romantic if I get a pillow to the face I will sock you
right in the kisser is there a problem open your eyes
Jeff it's lovely I love it
victory is mine I'll let you have that bass now
and he dresses so nice wait a minute is that a camera I'm guessing this is
probably like 1920 maybe this jam shut maybe if we put a little weight into it
I actually hate- oh, 18.
Sorry, 1890s.
Close.
Yeah.
Okay.
100% confident now.
Shall we copulate later?
Well either is 1893 it says it right there
Find a shaving kit before we go to this look walk this way first
Looks very nice though
So far we have creepy hotel man
Someone who is spying on us and a very suspiciously
Very suspiciously empty hotel
It's very like, why is it so empty?
There's no one here.
I'm sworeing this was the way we came up.
I'm not liking this.
Chad, do we want to go down the hallway here,
or do we want to go in the private room?
What do you guys think?
One of the way we'll probably get us killed,
the other will not.
I don't know.
What should we do first?
A little trope private room.
Better not.
Well, I guess we're doing a hallway.
Looks like Halllight is.
That was called a rigged vote apparently.
So dark up here.
Other than that doorknob that's shining like the sun.
What?
Character has equipped items inventory, breast equipped an item.
You're gonna put your face powder on before you go to- in the bath?
You put it on after, lady.
Where's that bath powder?
This is gonna get all cakey now, right?
Unless it's cocaine then that doesn't make sense I wanted to draw your attention to
something guys it's you can sometimes see the host of the dark pictures
anthology in the scenes look at the mirror one more time as she looks into
it and look to the very right side of that mirror. She's gonna get all cakey now right?
Unless it's cocaine then that doesn't make sense.
After face powder on, buddy.
Okay, watch when she looks in the mirror.
Or use a bath powder. Do you see it?
It's very quick. You put it on after, lady.
Or use a bath powder. See on the right side?
There's a man standing here
With the hat on
That is the storyteller
Of the dark pictures anthology you can see him in a lot of scenes
When someone's about to
Get all cakey now, right?
Lessons cocaine then that doesn't make sense. Oh
Scandalous
You can see him in every game
um during certain scenes. She showed ankles. Jeff would say something.
Oh, are we playing another game? No. Just relax, it's fine. It's fine.
This tub is awfully big. Uh-oh. I think there might be room for another body. It's nice.
Uh-oh.
No, you're on strike. Easy, dear.
Jeff, that hurts.
Hello, my dear.
You don't want to disturb the other guests.
Usually with the beginning characters, there's just no way to save them. They always die.
If you've touched Mario a little bit late with that sentiment, you could serve.
He'll tell us leaving Marie Jeff was killed in the gas room
Marie drowned in the bath
Read everything heavy enough to hit homes with Marie drowned in the bath. Oh, no
It's going great so far
In all the other games using the first two characters you can't say no matter what you do they always die eventually
I was like a teaser.
Wow, look at this.
Welcome to Dance Kill Factory.
Now this song's a banger.
He might be deaf, but look.
It's kind of a mystery.
Hey!
It's so good to have come with me.
For a long time I was on my own.
I can barely recall a time when I wasn't here watching over these tales.
And what good are stories without somebody to experience them?
This is a story about those who create,
and the lengths they might go to for their art to be made pure.
Fear can elicit all sorts of reactions,
polite, inspiration, desire, yes,
but also doubt, fear, dread.
The way you react, the decisions you make,
will affect this story.
Hidden in the world, you'll find dark pictures.
They give glimpses of the possible consequences
of your choices.
Sometimes it's the smallest choices that can have the biggest repercussions
You're responsible for what happens. You're culpable. I can't interfere. That's very much against the rules
I can only observe what happens and record any
significant events
Ever seen one of these? They're very old
People used to call them obelisks.
They put them in the mouth of the recently deceased to pay the ferryman.
Look out for them. You'll find them in the strangest places.
I'll be happy to exchange any that you find, and I'll certainly make it worth your while.
Are you the ferryman?
Well, shall we start? The game is afoot.
So he's dead the fairy man why else would he want those coins?
Yeah, it's really tough when just being honest means everyone thinks you're a bitch
I'm not sure a good issues deal with seems everyone
Hey, I'm mark a study photography UCLA. Uh-huh. I'm a great time really want to get back into some serious photography
But yeah, it's a it's a job. I've been a key group in life. Oh, she's back. She was a man of a dad
I'm sick of being on my own.
Sorry, do you start with qualifications or, um, like, personal info?
Cause I don't, I mean, will anyone access this?
I'm kind of proud of it, actually.
Uh, yeah, Charlie Longet, UK originally, uh, been here for 20 years.
The last series was so on track, it was, uh...
Yeah, Charlie Longet, UK original, I've been here for 20 years, the last series was so on track, it was a very beautifully conceived and didn't quite hit the mark.
Again, these are real-life actors that's really their face.
They didn't reuse a model, that's just the person's face.
This was a real-life case.
Bury me deep, your honor. Make sure they fill my pine box with cement, put me deeper than anyone else, and cover the ground with more cement, cause trust me. Just being dead ain't enough to stop me from killing you again.
Oh it was enough, it was. Surprising.
1896. Herman Mudget, aka Henry H. Holmes, was sent to the gallows.
Once he was dead he stopped killing.
America's first serial killer and possibly the worst.
He was buried as requested under concrete.
Was he hoping to hide from God's judgment?
Or did he truly want to keep the devil from climbing out and killing again?
What do you think?
To be honest, Charlie, this is a pilot.
Hold that thought.
Lana and Shtanglin.
Charles Lana, please.
Speaking. Charlie's fine.
Just remember, Chet, if the faces are moving weird, that's because the actor or actress
move their face weird. Because remember, this is a full capture of their face.
He's crowned him to met.
What can I do for you?
Mr. Dumat.
Actually, it's what I can do for you.
Hear me out.
I'm certainly grateful to you, Mr. Dumat. This all sounds amazing, but I, uh, I just...
I'm waiting to hear what catches.
No offense.
None taken.
I'm in a privileged position.
I don't need for lunch.
My time just got a premium.
We need to do this today.
I'll send a coffee this afternoon.
Adam Warlock was in a lost hope.
We're talking a couple of days shoot.
I've told my team that free this weekend.
And frankly, they're a temperamental bunch.
Without them this conversation is dead in the water.
We, uh, I've told you what I have.
Little hope, sir.
We haven't wasted my time.
Am I sending the car or not?
Yes.
Of course.
We're in.
I'll get you that.
I promise.
That's good.
Nothing updated.
Trying to see the call from Grantham, Dumet, and accept an invitation to the H.A.'s
home-inspired murder castle.
Mr. Dumet, send you...we...right.
Let's load up, guys.
I got it.
I'm good.
Sorry.
Are you?
I mean, this is that brain-life I've been following.
If you leave behind it, you're right.
This is gonna be grand, people.
Adventure.
Excitement.
Anyone?
No trick?
Huzzah!
And the Cory explodes on a big actor, but they killed him right away.
He's too expensive I guess.
Totally sane, I'm sure.
We're going to a property he inherited from the relative.
That's who had the obsession with Holmes.
Some of the rooms are full recreations from the murder castle.
The Met has blueprints, documents, artifacts.
When I said this would save the show, I was not exaggerating.
Can you substantiate all of this?
Just trust me.
Sorry for all the mystery.
Before we go any further, I have to ask that we lock up your phones for safety. Nope. I'm gone
They sound strange and I invite you to film the collection inside my home
I cannot allow any personal devices
Yep, that's a no
All footage you wish to use must be authorized by me first I
Require privacy and discretion. That's how you die. I insist
his place his rose but what he's offering us is worth it death could be
making us pay but he isn't if this is all he asks then we do it fine for the
show definitely this is gonna be great you said that into pika this doesn't
actually take place in the hotel due to service should we have service or
something? Is that gonna help? I'll sweat it. Okay. So now what? I'd love to get some
footage of the lake in the scope of this. Not with all the mist and fog. Yeah, from
one high we'll get a better look. That's certainly, um, up there. The visuals will be great.
We can frame up over the nest. Charlie, you'll hack up along for you halfway up
that I'm fit as a butchers dog mark this is crazy what will be fine let's go
just dog be careful guys nice knowing you come on I don't know what the hell
that means never heard the expression I'm fit as a butchers dog must be a
also UK expression okay I do butchers dogs go I just size the UK it's cuz
eat a lot of meat well I ate a lot of meat I'm not very fit I thought a lot of
things just get on with it I'd a lot of good meat too
approach a wall and climb oh that's a good idea gonna get killed for sure
I can jog look out for these coin things too
could be a the quarry was there try it like another until dawn and it was okay
it wasn't great but it was like okay hey it must be to work away round clip
for us everything for a shot right be careful the warning about everything
following into the ocean I'm gonna say we trusted me not God now this sign is
something the lawyers make them put it up I'm sure it's fine all right the
quarry had a nice story but I don't know the name was many some scares the
so-called like he had to stand the quarries like a seven out of ten thanks
for backing me up man well getting his footage know for the whole trip you
know some of the crew can be challenging to work
He would play that cheap jumpscare so they changed it.
Boo!
Chad likes cheap jumpscares though.
The quarry did pull me in for some reason.
Well, you should be lucky because if you get pulled into a quarry, you'd fall.
It was really deep.
What?
Um, you don't go on to a work retreat to relax.
That doesn't make any sense.
Corey, thank you for ordering some warm-up.
Remember the victims of the Great Storm of May 1st, 1907, where 187 people lost their lives.
lost their lives. The crew in the past, that says Cassiopeia. Crashing the rocks in the
face of the cliffs. Well, there's our ghost. Jump scares are lazy? No. Jump scares are
very effective as long as you don't overdo them. A good jump scare just requires a
good build up. If you have a good build up to a jump scare, then it works really
well. But if you just like randomly throw in a jump scare with no like build up at
all and that's not good or like every two seconds as a jump scare it's kind of
like it's kind of like chocolate sauce on ice cream you know a little chocolate
sauce is great if you put way too much and you're just eating a basically a
bowl of chocolate and it's not it's just it's just yeah it's all about
proportions and you got to build up to the ice cream you got to put up to the
chocolate sauce. You can't just pour chocolate sauce in a bowl. You got to slowly scoop the
ice cream, lay it in there, slowly put the nuts on top, slowly put the whipped cream,
and then you drizzle the chocolate on top. You don't just go straight chocolate, you
know. It is a perfect analogy. Perfect analogy if you're thick. Tog your lights up on
off right trigger to use the only map I'd like to take a couple weeks off I'm
guessing I found I need you in a post I'm really appreciate it I'm starting
out as you know this kind of looks very dangerous oh right yeah of course
sure I appreciate I'll be fine in post tomorrow
you should do the same fixing time out you got any families we're going
mother oh well you know Mrs. Monica got hiding in some closet somewhere
married to the job married to the job how's that marriage working out well
from what I hear about real marriage you know how's that marriage working out
married to the job oh let me try to move up for a place in Ed
my god it might be still be on you know it's off okay we're good not pressing
anything and it's literally pressed forward without touching the stick and so
let's take this one they're introducing that inventory system I guess with
different items stuff oh this is jump scare Christ what the hell is that
from anything you know just hang it out let me just pass some old museum
display or something right that's probably it could read that one coming
from a mile away as like whenever the horror game narrows down your field
of view and zooms in like okay it's gonna happen yeah usually they have like a
bird distract your field of view and then bam no they'll get me just went to a
less predictable one that was extremely predictable the line on the
mist how's that gonna fit into the stuff just caught my eye coming the
line on the mist I can't exactly turn it off there's a lot of crossover
between the creative stuff and the commercial stuff I see outline of this
is that green so that that drop she's making sure he heads in the gun let's see
what's in this area over here this is like a side area that might have a
secret in it and you know me chat I like looking for secrets locked right get
in there. Looks like I could...boost someone in there. Oh, yeah, I like that.
And what's that?
This thing hasn't been learned in ages.
Why's the horn still going?
Because they didn't decommission the fog. That's all automatic now.
The last time that someone was here was in 2000, which was back when...
Uh...
Oops, I did it again.
That song just came out of big...
Read, please.
Keep it up team. This should be the final week last night's fog horn test was successful
Looks like an automation the automations all up and running. We'll do one final trial today
Then we could pack away the kit couple your board that homeless guy hanging around again
We're gonna be bumping up security the compound and get the final text today
Tomorrow just be on the safe side. I don't want anyone getting injured other than that the work's been great all projects
Let's keep up the pace. We'll be out of here by the end of the week. Yes
right what was the name of the company it's like dash dash out decommissioning
shut the place down anything else here before I leave a couple of secrets but
you can't you can't leave that way oh that's the fog horn those things go
Looks like this is locked.
These guys are very into getting their shots.
It's kind of dangerous to be up here, but it's been abandoned for a long time.
Probably through here.
I don't think I've ever shimmied in my life.
I need to have some shimmy in my life, I bet.
I've never shimmied.
Yeah, I've never had this shimmy never had to like move in between two tight areas to get to the next area to get to the checkpoint in real life
Good life for our life video games really
I've shimmy on the dance floor, but it doesn't count
Actually, I have shimmy before
To get to the bathroom in a club when there's people like this. I have had a shimmy
Go sideways so I have people shimmy
You've been in clubs. Yes, also been in spades and hearts
Probably a portfolio.
Tycliffe to open locked boxes.
Really?
That was a little easy.
What's that?
Just some old coin.
We used to lock dioramas.
By the pain, get up.
Huh.
Diorama.
Look, sorry I give you a hard time.
Now again, I really couldn't make these shows without you.
That's not true.
I may be driving this car, or car, the Lonnie Entertainment Car, but you're the one who keeps the engine going.
It's not how cars work. Jesus, you're trying to give someone a compliment.
I know, like, what does it even mean?
I get it.
Is he like the gas?
We came all this way to get one shot in the camera.
Then we gotta go all the way back.
This is madness.
Thank you for buying some more of my merch.
Jump change.
I appreciate that.
His emotes are trying to come out and take over.
Emo's spoilers.
He saw dead blanket damage.
Still a breaking mystery.
Are you not in jail?
Why, what the hell is that?
Don't be spotted while hiding.
Is that dog?
Nice to meet you, too.
Was that a dog?
You can hear what that was.
Whatever, it went out the window.
Let's see what was in the room he was in.
No!
Old kitchen.
Spoilers.
Is that door openable?
Okay, gotta shoot me again.
Just need some fresh sheets, some nice stripes, and six gallons of sunsizing.
And you're ready to replace all the drywall, replace the flooring, fumigate the place, sterilize everything, replace all the wood, it's all ruined.
Hannah, they can provide some hormone merch.
I think this place is beyond fixer-upper, it's gotta be torn down and rebuilt.
Or at least gut the whole thing.
I'm getting an uneasy feeling about this somebody has a task to tell me how we relax
Some Barbie you're giving you're getting an uneasy feeling because I said it's a normal not easy
Your video game character
So therefore it's uneasy
Workshop what in God's name is this?
Mechanical
God
What?
Um...
It moved.
Okay, well, I wasn't expecting that one.
That one got me.
Looks like the cheap jump scares are back.
Yeah!
Whenever they...
Put...
That one, maybe?
Whenever a place used to have power and they re-add the power,
I find that revolting.
It's gonna be okay.
It's all gonna be okay.
Look at this.
It's perfect.
Come on.
Get shooting.
I'll wait a pan across the lake until the island comes into shot and zoom me into that lighthouse
Very shaky
Look, it's all right
Come on. I'm gonna get back
Laugh for a three-second shot. You know what I show is about in the first place
That's a good mask. That's weird
Let's just play nice. Okay, Mr. Lonnie. I know that actor. I'm Brandon Domet
Everyone climb aboard and we'll head out.
This is Mark, Mark, Erin, Jamie, ladies, and Mrs. Kate.
Pleased to meet you, Mr. Dumet.
I'm looking forward to seeing all it is you have to offer.
We truly appreciate this.
Lovely to meet you all.
What say we get underway?
Again, I really can't thank you enough for this opportunity.
Of course.
Was it your great uncle, you said, but let's get to where we're going.
I'll explain everything later.
Sure.
Of course.
If all we have an actor do something one time, it's easy to get him to come back and do it again.
Motion capture for video games is probably a pretty niche career.
It's like Troy Baker's and everything.
He's actors I've never seen outside of a video game.
So, you know, they're probably theater actors and stuff.
let's get up to the hotel please let's stay close stick together is it dangerous here no who's not
is sure because you don't seem sure it's perfectly safe but we are a long ways from how
if somebody gets hurt so please take care looks like things about doesn't look safe sir
I
Doesn't look very safe
Charles try not to cough up a diseased lung
Just pretend there's a carton of smokes at the top of the hill
We get it. He smokes. You don't like him now
I wonder what he's afraid we'll get in
Maybe you should be asking what he's trying not to let out
Jamie.
Just saying.
He was too many horror movies.
He values his privacy.
He's known that right from the start.
We've known that for about two hours.
Just go.
Mark, get your camera.
I want to grab a quick intro from here.
I need some shots leading up to the house.
Don't need the whole journey.
OK, talk into camera.
Then I'll direct you from there, OK?
No photos.
No recording of me at all.
Is that clear?
I'm a very private person.
Don't worry, Mr. Dimitri.
Discussion is long and entertaining each more time.
You want the usual intro stuff, Charlie?
Please.
The light is good.
I'm ready to go, Harry.
It sounds clear.
OK, let's go for a take-off.
Is Kate's face ready?
Bitch, I'm always camera ready.
Stop trying to make me like you.
Rolling.
Speed.
And action.
I've just arrived on the private island which claims to have genuine artifacts from HH Homes
Reign of Terror.
I'm heading to the house right now.
Perfect height, now turn to face the house.
And start to walk.
Okay, that's enough.
And, Katz, we really do need to get going.
Anything you say, Mr. Pines?
This way.
There's still some more shots, right?
Obviously.
He seems very, very weird. Something very strange is going on here.
I'm worried about...
One thing that worries me is that there's only five characters.
That means there's not a lot of people we can kill off.
So that means we're gonna have to be careful.
time of those cops in Glendale. Seriously? There's not a lot of fodder that you can
kill and get killed off. Oh my damn it! What happened?
Did you go again? We should get her up to the hotel.
Oh my god, you barely move it. Jamie, stay with her.
Why me? Because you know first aid. Remember how you
patched her up in Glendale? Oh, right.
Okay, we'll find some ice in the bandage and come back.
You have that at the hotel?
Yes, sure. Then let's go.
Come on, I'll call you in later.
Very sus.
I'm taking acting classes again?
Very sus.
What's Charlie want?
A better way of the land?
I wear the scouts because I'm charming
and you cannot wire your way past security.
Come on.
Charming?
come off as very arrogant to me don't get charming I'm feeling like this is the
way let's find out what we're doing now
can I ask you something can you get a straight answer you know maybe a smart
ass reply or taking a shot at me that works both ways
fine probably the truth is there any saving the show maybe there's some
sort of magical holy grail footage or information to be had here I think that's
like point no that's cool it's a nice b-roll that's not gonna save our asses
wonder what the show seemed weird I don't know what they're doing private
property keep out so we're gonna we're gonna do the opposite of that one what
they say okay we're not gonna keep out the old shack can we go in there
because that would be the horror thing to do is to go into a creepy old shack,
defy ourselves unarmed. No. Thank you runginator for that 97 month
resell. It's like nothing in there. Excuse me ma'am. You should have told us to dress for a
trek. You should have dressed for a trek. Remember I made it easy to tell if it's
past or present. If you see a giant countdown that says, this is not
live in this amount of time then it's not like we don't see that in this life really
I'm gonna try to not do it again see if okay so you can't fail that
how did the past end of the question is gonna be asked very true or did I
I replied, did Dan disappear many years ago?
But AI took his place and is posing as him.
What's in there?
You're right, this goes straight up and down the hill.
Yeah, what's on the other end?
Probably another train station?
We might guess.
Those things usually go back and forth.
You want this island?
Get down with your family.
My wife is... she died.
Oh, shit.
Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.
Come on, we're back in.
They didn't see us.
That's good.
This is ridiculous. There's nothing out here.
We're probably gonna find something though.
You gotta... it has to be like really really really rude.
To like, be invited to this guy's house.
house and then when you're here you just sneak off and start exploring all of this place and
start filming everything we asked you not to. These characters are kind of rude, rude side you know.
He's giving you a place to stay like you explore his mansion,
planning your murder and you just like don't follow the rules like not cool. Maybe this is the
These guys plan a nice special murder for each person and a unique and satisfying way
These group they're ruining it must be a way in there
Why is this part of the island burnt?
Very sus well looks like you might go to get in here
Throw that wall there
I'm sad that my character went away the evil lake hotel owner
seemed like he was only in the beginning I was excited to be in a game
boys wanted to be in a game even if just a cameo
Jesus! Ah!
Squirrel?
Very dead squirrel.
Don't want to touch that.
I heard you were looking for a new place.
I'm not sure I can afford to run on this one.
Wonderful natural light though.
Mediterranean cruise 2021. Wait a minute, isn't that person on the right the woman
who died in the bathtub at the beginning of the game? Looks familiar, but it's not.
Bird spotting. The spotter's guide to birds of the British Isles. An in-depth
guide to the birds that live in the migrate to the British Isles. You can
identify birds with color photographs to discover where you can find each species, learn about
unique persons from each expert bird watchers. Once you find some feathered friends make
your own observations to any notes that you've provided. Sure look for other publications
including It's a Bird World following the world's most softer birds including the
Cockatoo the Littlepecker and the Sparrow and beyond search the Great Birds
the world. Premonition unlocked. You hate those toilet things? Yeah I don't know why
they decided to go with that. They started that with the insult on. You're
not gonna ride that ancient thing are you? Something's watching us. Maybe this
is the way. It's lurking. If I wanted to go on nature hikes I wouldn't have
move through the city. This shit is not in my job description.
Oh, what's that? Another coin! There's no saying disable them. The only way to disable
them is to not pick them up. Usually I just look away. I'm like, not looking, not looking.
Well, you gotta get the player something to do in these games so they usually have
little fuckables like those. This reminds me of shit summer camps.
I've heard of space summer camp.
I've heard of, you know, other ones,
but never shit summer camp.
That's a new one.
Wanna have a shit summer?
Come to shit summer camp.
Over here in Isle Springs, where everything is shit.
The food is shit.
The beds, they're shit.
The staff, they're shit too.
Come and be the corn and archers.
That's shit summer camp.
There's summer coming to a place near you. Locked.
Probably.
Now just for clarification, you're gonna start up a really old, old machine and just get on and write it and just hope that everything's gonna be fine.
That is such a good plan.
Such a good plan.
And then of course it's gonna make a lot of noise, and then the people you're trying to hide from are definitely not gonna hear that you started up their ancient machine.
Another coin.
Oh, it's worth four.
Oh my.
Now what if this turns it on?
Maybe we can get this thing working.
Possibly.
Can I open this now?
Jamie, can you fix this?
We're switching characters!
Uh, press to equip the multimeter.
Jamie, can you use the multimeter to fix fuse boxes?
You're gonna...
fix it, huh?
What kind of a fuse box is this?
What?
The instruction's on the paper, ma'am!
Wasn't that hard?
Literally draws big arrows for you to do.
I am so smart I can read instructions. I am the smartest ever.
The reason why you're not getting inside is...
I don't know, I'm not just...
make it go the rest of the way.
What's through here?
Your hat?
There is no way he did not see you buying that rock.
I had to have seen you.
Is that a ladle?
That's a high heel.
It's the letto heel.
When we got into difficulty on the island and broke her heel, oh my, some of the secrets.
What's that sound?
How's it a substance?
It could be pure undiluted memes.
Like the finest, most pure, rare imported memes.
We're just going all over this island, aren't we?
That's so much better.
I guess I just needed to rest it for a minute.
I think I'm okay, I'm a short cut up the hill.
I really need you to stay where I say.
You got it, Mr. Dumet.
We're all here now, let's head on.
Everyone stand in the watchful eye of Mr. Dumet, please.
Kate, what do you think?
A summer camp from hell.
Whatever, we're gonna find out
what's up his sleeve before to help.
Don't worry about that.
You're afraid of heights?
Really?
You weren't when we were in the other area.
Please let her fall, please.
Please let her fall through the road.
Come on.
Ask some justice.
Want to piggyback ride?
Don't be an asshole.
Just, here, give me your hand.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Just get it over with.
Come on, don't loose out.
Yes, it better be another way back down.
Come on, princess.
Where is everyone?
Apologies, they're all sweetie folk.
Come on, let's go, we're lesion the day, people.
Is he concerned that her leg is a miraculously better now
with no first aid?
Lots and lots of rooms for murder.
Mr. P. Matt, this place here is like a myth.
Yeah.
Maybe there's won't be a waste of a weekend.
What are you doing?
That's the child from earlier.
I saw a little girl up there.
Maybe it's your one fan.
Now she's lost forever. You are such a dick.
Is everyone in this game such an asshole all the time? In every conversation? My god.
Everything in here is fragile. Please be careful.
They're all Dan rude.
Man, this is brilliant.
Whoa.
Look at this. It's amazing.
This is intense.
Would you all mind signing in at the desk, please?
This isn't everything.
I'm sure the rest is almost here. I'll make sure it gets to your roots.
Kate's makeup case is slowing it down.
Eric, see you guys.
Bluebeck.
It's the same hotel.
Settle in and I'll meet you all at dinner.
Eddie.
Mr. Dimmer, I cannot say thank you enough times. This is truly fantastic.
I told you all this was a good plan, didn't I?
I told you.
Zero one seven eights. Her skin looks weird.
Busy, busy, busy. You've been out in the battle, gay.
And I have to sit here worrying. God, old gay, I'm not a word from you.
What the hell? Sorry. You're jumpy.
Oh my god. I think I peed a little.
How did you not hear me coming?
I was the only ones here.
Yeah, Kate saw a little girl looking out a window at us when we were outside.
That's who I saw, a little girl.
Mr. Jermet probably has family, his staff, maybe friends.
Who knows?
That's, uh, this place does give me the willies.
It's, uh, it's unique.
Are you singing?
Oh, yeah, that's my being scared song.
This is my Don't Be Scared song, sing it and I won't be scared like...
It doesn't really work.
I bet.
181. I think I'm around the corner.
183?
Excuse me?
Okay.
Good luck out there.
Don't get lost.
Scream if you need me for anything.
Thanks.
I got you.
Nothing to be scared of.
Actually, hey.
Yeah?
Why don't you hang a second while I unpack
I think I can help you find your room.
Something about this place,
is you wanna use the buddy system?
Yes, thanks.
I'd end up lost, probably.
It's just a hall, dude.
And here we are.
Close.
Oh, no.
It's cozy.
It's one step above one of those
Japanese capsule hotels.
Oh, come on.
Those are so bad.
Could be winters.
Like a room in Chupika.
Nope, do not.
I block that from memory and don't want it coming back.
Because of the roaches?
Because of G-Snow.
Where's the bathroom?
Wait, what?
Old school.
Ah, gross school?
Oh, no.
What if you pee in the middle of the night?
Am I going to walk in on Charlie sitting on a pot?
Ew.
If that means there's no mini bar either.
Shows where you know.
Ooh.
What is that?
Mine.
Genius.
Oh, I feel like if we start drinking,
Charlie will find out.
And lecture me and make me feel like an asshole.
It's not labeled, but not on the clock.
It doesn't show a ribbon to shoot.
Which is hard to do drunk.
I'm not suggesting we get full on a hammer before we work.
Why are you doing that?
That could be rancid.
Also, you're cute when you work though.
I don't. Cute? You think I'm cute?
You're so clumsy.
What would Charlie say?
I know it go it's all the way against the wall see it oh jump scare
you okay have you ever been over to pick something up before are you okay no
advantage because good job doesn't seem like she knows how to pick things up
her body's not moving right oh no she has asthma that's gonna come up later
check it
since when did you ever ask me?
since I was born
I'm not so good
I just picked it up last week
I don't know of things like dust
and pollen and getting the shit
scared out of me
I'm asshole
something new I'm trying
you didn't know
it's fine, promise
you sure?
sure, I'm sure
Now you're poisoned.
It's not that bad.
You're not lying.
It's people.
Decent vintage.
Sure.
I'm getting...
oaky undertones.
I would not drink that.
Hesitras.
I would not drink that, that's...
You could get food poisoning.
Could have gone bad a long time ago.
I'd say a strong, healthy amount of moldy sweatpants.
Oh my God.
I hate you.
You are such a liar.
Oh, sorry.
Why a trash?
Totally lied about that.
Sorry, what I said earlier.
I didn't mean to make you feel weird.
Yeah, it's just we work together,
and Charlie is always on me about being more professional.
And I get it.
No, I mean, I'm not saying I don't appreciate it.
Or that I don't think you're cute, too.
It's just, um...
Nope.
Sorry.
Not today.
Nope, not today.
Those who kiss and have relations in a horror movie die first.
So I'll do it.
It's not worth it.
Creep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Eavesdropper. Yeah, I had fun listening in a match.
Did I interrupt something?
No, we're just talking shop.
We're worried about the power grid handling all of our gear.
I don't care what you guys are doing.
Then why are you lurking?
I can't find my room and I need a fucking cigarette.
These funny shapes are numbers.
They go up and down in order.
Thank you. I've just been down there.
Look give me ten and we should get a rough plan for getting our first shot. We have all we need
Can't be playing after dinner. I'd like to chill for a minute after the trek getting here
I want to be shooting after dinner. You've got ten minutes
Okay, we'll be down in a few then. Oh
Erin I check my blue bag
No cigarettes
That's where I put them. I'm gonna show me. Maybe one of us is colorblind and doesn't know what a blue bag is
He's an asshole.
So we're all done with what we're talking about? Great.
Cool. Get the lip balm.
Good luck finding your rooms.
Get the lip balm, ma'am. I don't like how that mirror goes from the floor way up high like it's covering up a door.
Don't like that at all.
Wait, what?
What the hell? Is he leaving?
He's leaving us?
Where the hell are they going?
Uh-oh.
I'm actually kind of glad everyone's an asshole, because that way, when they die, it's not so bad.
It's like, oh.
Yay!
What else, weird?
Kate wanted you to have this.
Breaking down walls, navigating the maze of anxiety.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I think she thought it might help with your stress.
Absolutely not. I'm not stressed. Okay?
Do I look fucking stressed? Yes
That was rhetorical. The cards came out nice enough. Oh, yeah in bossing makes a huge difference
You old guys love business cards
Old school you old school guys. I
Also put on heavy stock and did the logo in foil. I should have gotten ready for Mr. Goodman
Did you find them?
I swear I put them in here. I don't understand.
Oh!
Check the other bag.
Didn't you already?
Just look.
Why can't you look? Are you like unable to look?
It's all golds and uh...
uh, this. Notice of eviction.
Whoa!
The studio?
I paid the studio rent out the wrong account and the check bounced.
It's nothing. I just have to use an o-
It's fine.
You don't get an eviction for one bath check.
So, you're saying not to worry?
Worry about finding my bloody cigarettes.
They're gone, Charlie.
Go on.
Just like that.
Are you saying somebody took them?
I don't...
Actually, I can see Kate doing that.
Or Jamie.
I'm sorry.
A mental note isn't good enough.
Details matter.
Yes. Got it.
I will try to do better.
This place is massive.
Surely there is a pack of cigarettes in here somewhere.
Even if that includes...
You need them that bad.
There was a bar off the lobby. There must be cigarettes in the bar, right?
Addiction sucks.
I mean, technically, it's not legal to smoke in bars, so...
Come on, we're checking. If you find them first, all will be forgiven.
We're on a remote island, you nark. Jeez.
I'm easily gonna smoke in my bar.
Come on.
She's got a tattletail all the time. What's that?
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This is hardly as fine as the Herald.
Three out of ten on IGN.
Too much book.
Three out of ten.
Notice of a big...
Why would you put them on the outside of the letter?
I'm a little privacy, geez.
It's my spank hat.
You have two...
Exactly the same?
Two of the same hats!
What's weird about that?
You have two of the exact same hat.
That's a little weird.
I guess I'm having a backup but like bringing both of them, like, like, what?
Is one like your indoor cap and one's the outdoor cap?
181, that's a lot.
So I know you said it wasn't a thing, but that banknotes-
You're fixating, which normally I applaud but not about this.
I mean, you'd tell us if we were in danger of losing our jobs, right?
television everyone is always in danger everything's fine sure it's fine
Erin please everything's fine network we're still working on this final episode
and they're paying your salary not me well you have to let this go we're fine
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mean so hope she lives everyone else can battle oh coin nope what is that ground
them new metal architect nothing just black on the back okay place is so
strange the layout is very weird but we're walking in circles definitely
There's something there, the coin.
You've got to be worth something.
Nine. There it is.
Something about this layout is very creepy.
Now, is this place a real hotel?
Can you go and stay there and get murdered?
It's like a death trap.
Now, does the murder cost extra or is it free?
Package deal. Okay, cool.
Uh, Grantham Dumet to Joseph Morello, subject, imitate.
Who prints out emails?
Who's not 60?
I know, like, we had to print out our grandma's emails,
so she could, like, read the thing.
Mr. Morello, good evening.
Thank you for allowing me to contact you directly.
Your publisher said that you're very keen to hear from me.
It seems we have mutual interest.
I spent several years constructing the Ultimate Homes Tourist experience,
faithfully recruiting the World's Fair Hotel. We have not yet opened the public as there
are finishing touches to complete and I consider a man of your knowledge to provide an insight
that is invaluable for our official opening. Therefore, I invite you to visit the Hotel
for the weekend, experience it designed to accommodate groups of five guests, so extend
the invitation to four friends and family of your choosing. I must insist that the
invitation be kept confidential to the hotels publicly announced, so please only invite
guest that you can trust not to do so. Hope you can accept my invitation. Please reply to
confirm your tenants for the four additional guests you'd like to bring. Should you accept,
a limousine will pick you up and your guest at 7 p.m. this Friday right at the railway bridge
the corner of Wallace. I hope you're having an interesting indeed. Sincerely, Grant them to me.
Double-sided printing. Wow, fancy. Hi, Grant. Thanks. I'd be delighted to come along. I'm
I'm sure I get my wife and two girls to join me.
My brother Francis is in town at the minute,
so that'll make up the five.
I trust him all my life,
so no sweat of a contract, I sent you see you Friday.
This is last year.
Why would they not have announced it already?
It's us at this experience is still unannounced
all this time later.
I suspect this hotel is up to no good.
Something weird is going on.
Thank you for the reset of Dolphin Chemists. I love hate the Dark Witchers games so much.
Yeah, they're fun to play with chat. I enjoy them.
Hey Charlie, I was hoping next season maybe I could do more with the sound design, more
creative stuff.
Aaron, what you already do for this company is very valuable to us.
Carrying your bags and picking up your laundry?
Absolutely. To get ahead in this industry you have to pay your dues. Show you're
ready to muck in.
I... I think you should get an assistant.
An assistant?
Oh, it was just a stupid idea, Charlie. I'm just...
An assistant?
A personal assistant?
Sort of. And then I could help out with the editing.
Pardon me? The editing?
The audio mix.
Look, I just think you've got so much to give, so much experience.
And it's an opportunity to pass that knowledge on.
Right. Yes, I suppose it is.
And an assistant wouldn't lose my cigarettes, would they?
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
I suppose I should be thankful it's just my cigarettes that are missing and not our gear.
So, do you still want to direct movies, Charlie?
I am directing.
No, but I mean real movies.
With a big budget.
Real movies? What does that mean?
Erin, there's something important that you have to understand.
In the work that we do, the very important work, the truth is the star.
Oh, right.
Yeah, sorry, Charlie.
Uh...
So you don't want to direct movies.
Can we move on from this?
So that card's for this.
Uh...
Inside is...
August 10th, 1992.
Mr. Monday, thank you for choosing Twilight Prairie as residence for your mother.
Luciana is already settling in very well.
Chris visitors often as possible look forward to seeing you again soon.
Linda Price, general manager.
That's a little weird.
The creepy guy did have a mother.
I wonder what's going on.
Place gives me a bad vibe.
But please, if we got to get murdered, please at least let the bar be stocked.
The free liquor.
Hey, maybe Mr. Dumet is in the back office.
You could just ask him about cigarettes.
I'm not gonna talk to you- sorry, ma'am.
Door skills can be locked using keys.
No shit! Is that how that works?
Locked.
That is- that's a revelation.
I am just like, wow.
You can unlock it.
Someone rang the bell.
Who rang the bell?
What was that? Seeker found.
Guessbook shows that the crew checked in when the previous parties checked in and the previous guys checked in before them.
So they had people from
2022
23
Also, the current year is 22. So there's been lots of groups of five that have come in here.
So it's not just one group. There's many groups of five and they all check out exactly
six days later actually that first group was 13 days later
hmm where did the bar keys come from though
hmm wait a minute double check the wait a minute the checking in and the
checking out are always different and the checking out is always done by the
same person so one person checks everyone out all on the same day so no one
has ever checked themselves out I'm here for the sound he'll do remake yes I hope
they do it justice I see why don't I go check for a gift shop or something
never split up one asthma attack today and this dust farm is exactly what I
don't need a gift shop might have cigarettes exactly hi girl why would
to be a gift shop in a hotel with no one in it.
Hello, Mr. Tremont.
What's that?
Not looking? Don't want to be spoiled?
Something about someone burning. I heard someone burning alive.
Smoking?
Good morning to you all. I'm Chester Bell,
Assistant Director at the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
At approximately 0530 local time,
a team led by Special Agent Hector Monday
supported by law enforcement officers,
conducted a raid of a motel room
just outside Birmingham, Alabama,
to apprehend Manny Sherman,
the man known as the Beast of Arkansas.
Using state-of-the-art psychological profiling techniques,
Special Agent Monday and members of his task force
not only identified their suspect,
but predicted his movements with unerring accuracy.
I'm delighted to say we have our man.
The Beast of Arkansas behind bars captured a tourist serial killer, The Beast of Arkansas.
This whole place gives me that ear-reva-
Wait, there's someone standing there!
Have I always been in this hotel?
Am I Jack Nicholson?
Miss Kelly Schroeder.
Once again, I'd like to thank you for the incredible work you and your team achieved at the hotel.
I'd like to extend my heartfelt condolence to the accident that fell the skeleton crew on the lake.
Nothing short of a tragedy.
Now I, in part, feel responsible.
In honor of them, I spent the last several months applying and finishing touch the hotel
and I'm proud to say that we are almost ready to open to the public.
So I'm going to send my sincere gratitude to you yourself and the rest of your team
who joined me for the grand opening ceremony, 7pm Friday, November 17th.
I promise to spectacularly feel a theme that came including a barbershop quartet.
I'm sure you all agree your hard work was worth it when you enjoyed the unique
hotel experience.
Richard Belknap.
But that was like five years ago.
And it's still not open?
Cigarettes.
Yes!
Yes!
I remember those machines.
I remember those machines.
I remember those machines.
I remember those machines.
I remember those machines.
Not a habit.
Of course it was a exact challenge.
Dammit!
Just break it open.
Wait, that's not a person.
That looks like a doll.
Wow.
That looks like a doll.
Wow.
An animatronic.
That's a baby.
Mr. Demass, sir.
I'll have a packet of cigarettes, please.
A packet of cigarettes, please.
Hello?
Hello?
A packet of smokes.
I figured it was too good to be true.
Never mind.
Thank you, Robo-Balmer.
Sir whatever you wish no fucking way I don't suppose you got any spare change by
there have you it understood what I was asking that's a little weird gonna steal
your money if that's okay hit the button to open it you see there's a
that change button.
Peace.
Make friends with me.
Promise.
Got him.
Watcha get stuck?
Oi.
Oi!
Where am I supposed to hit?
What?
Life will be so much easier
with that in my jacket pocket.
Finally-
No!
No, please!
I'm having a really shit day
and you've just made it worse.
There must be some way to get it out there.
Mr. Animatronics, sir.
Do you have a screwdriver or something?
Or can you help me get it out?
Yes.
What?
Thank you, Lord.
Come on, you piece of shit. Don't do this to me.
And keep rubbish.
Give them to me.
Give me my cigarettes!
Right, Eva.
That's it.
I'm gonna go get my key grip and they are like shit out of you hey Charlie what
yeah I'm still in the bar what it's dinner time we should get everyone else
okay I'm coming and I'm coming back for you with a fucking pry bar are you
alone in there who's that behind the bar what god fucking god damn it had a
thought on an intro segment you want to shoot now yeah if we get it
shot and in the bank maybe Charlie will stop rewriting everything I come up
with yeah okay sure nothing just give me a sec and then I'll be good still I'm
supposed to buy nothing is eating away at you yes how many times have you cleaned
that lens I'm just purping my gear really yeah always focusing on the
detail mark what about taking a huge risk and just do something I watched you
You fussed for a whole week before you turned on that job offer all because you had to take
one extra train to get there.
The job wasn't the right move.
The train thing confirmed it.
Flemzy, I don't buy it.
You don't have to buy it.
Come on, let's shoot this.
Let's use natural light so we can do it alone.
Didn't the lobby have starlight?
I don't remember.
I just want to look decent.
We can get Jamie to set up some lights.
No.
I don't want to wait around.
I want to shoot something before again or otherwise Charlie is going to be in my face all evening and to be honest
I met capacity with Jamie. I get it
Why are you letting the mole think I broke up with you? I feel like if Jamie knew the truth you might back off. I mean
They all just assumed
Can't decide if that's sweet or selfish
or both
before we
Look tonight say something. We agree that we're sticking to just the job
Right. Which is why you can't just roll up and drive by cycle analyze me.
I...
Okay.
You're right.
That wasn't fair.
I'm sorry.
We don't need to rehash stuff.
Let's just work.
No, you're right.
I, uh...
You're right.
We agreed.
I'm sorry.
Oh no, you've broken up and now you work together?
Aw, that's a big mistake.
Let's go find some light and get started.
Thanks for doing this.
You're only asking me because your arms are too short for a good selfie angle my arms are not short
That's always a big mistake balcony would make for cool angle. Let's find a way up there
Our camera
You like it
It's just a place to keep my shit and crash short-term lease so I can take my time to find something. I really like
You said I needed to be out so I got out
They're just saying.
I was worried you'd be sleeping on the couch in the studio
while you obsessed over finding the perfect place
for the right wall collar near the proper train station
or bus stop or...
Maybe we should just add this topic to our discussion
in our fly zone list.
Yeah, you're probably right.
So since we can't do it tomorrow,
is next weekend okay to come and get my stuff?
That's a heavy question, man.
Whoa there bucko. I was just checking for light. Remember our talk about boundaries?
I need my room to be my private safe place. Sometimes I'm glad we went to therapy.
Other times it makes for some weird ass rules. I like what? Every time she's on
camera she's it becomes even more unlikeable. I'm mostly impressed. They
They made her very, very rough around the edges.
What's that right there?
There's something back here.
What is that?
Can't shoot through her one dot.
It's like it's very blurry.
That's such a weird cage.
Huh.
Why would that be there?
Look away, chat spoilers!
Premonition unlocked.
So many spoilers.
So if Domet catches us in here...
That's a nice library.
...we're breaking one of his rules.
He did say not to go wandering.
And we did practically bust the door down and get in here.
We?
So maybe we should take care.
Probably.
Maybe.
Yeah, I feel like Domet is a kind of dude who loses his shit if you break his rules.
Oh.
What was your first clue? When he took away our phones, they were kind of teenagers.
Oh.
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Oh, your light is red?
Oh no, it's a...
You have to do this.
Ugh.
Hate that.
Big gas shop coming out of there.
This takes me back.
I used to carve the hell out of my desk in middle school.
Rebel?
Why would you do that?
Destroying your desk?
Could be a very nice desk.
Look up there.
Sten his monobo- Oh my god, there's a fart.
Thank you, Wasabi.
He can extend his-
Is that a selfie stick?
Nailed it.
first death marriages.
Mr. and Mrs. Robert Hall of Silver Spring
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Elaine and Stephen Wright of North Park
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Is that important?
So many clues.
It's gonna be a way through.
They spelled Monday wrong or this because it's someone's name not the day.
Look at this wallpaper.
Ancient.
This is old as hell.
Everything here is old as hell.
I was expecting an old exterior but remodeled inside.
What's like doing that is trying to preserve things.
Can't be easy all the way out here.
I like M.T.s as much as the next person but at some point you have to give up the ghost.
What is going to stand in?
Hey, recorder.
Rod.
Hey, Sherman.
On January 1, 1956, come on.
You know all this we want.
What was this?
You've been doing your research.
I've been just specializing Monday.
What are my favorite television programs?
Describe my first pet?
You won't be your friends like as a child.
Why is this?
I'm taking a survey to try to learn something.
Could it kill you to be direct?
You wanted to know what inspired me?
As if I wasn't an original?
Well, maybe there was one man I found myself a little fascinated by.
Henry Howard Holmes.
Why?
Because he was a new world, who knows?
America's first.
The guy invented the trade.
He set the benchmark, you know?
Learn your history, Monday.
Read your book.
You think because I stuck a blade in some people
and get off on it?
I'm not smart.
I, uh...
allegedly
killed 13 people before you got smart enough to find me.
Clever use of the word allegedly nice.
Island beaches with dead fish, animals in the wood,
could be anything.
Whatever it is, it's dead as hell.
Yeah, it looks like the real photo of him.
This game is based off of a real serial killer.
The game right here is like all,
everything in this part's right up, but.
Shiraki, just need to find a way through.
How about you just break the glass?
I don't like how long it...
I always hate hurricanes when they linger too long on a window and a door and like,
oh, I've been scared so many times for jump scares, it gives me like anxiety.
Whenever they do that, they love to do the window jump scare.
I'm stuck.
I literally cannot move right now.
You pinned me in and I can't, I can't, my character can't move.
Oh no.
If I click again, what?
I can't.
Okay, she moved.
Okay, thank god.
Woo!
That was scary.
I think I'm stuck.
Maybe there's some place around here, I think it's locked.
511, thank you for ordering some quarter month merch.
Appreciate that.
Can you go up that ladder?
Well there wasn't any interaction with it, but I'll double check.
Oh well you can't go to the lighters, I had to press A. Alright.
I hate his light source so much. I've also been traumatized by lights, jumpscares,
where they make something appear suddenly when you flash. Visage!
You're not gonna knock that off are you? That seems incredibly j-
No, you're not gonna. You're not gonna, right?
Who knows, I was gonna fall down any second.
What's over there first it's too far to jump he's got this whole place wire with cameras
You can open that side
Did they fix the bug where this game crashes and destroys your save while doing so?
That sounds like a fun one
Look a very fun save
Very fun bug it's like five
I don't know what I can fight with those
Let me try pulling uh pulling this out
Derek had the issue all that sucks I'm sure it's on wheels and it's empty so
it's probably not that heavy this should work you okay in there I gotta go all the way back
and do it again it's a reverse Andrea thank you for buying some hormone merch
appreciate that thank you very much oh there was near the end of the game and
then it crashed oh that's awful you're almost done welcome back guys thank
Thank you, uh, Garrus for the resum. Uh, Lobo top. Try, try treating it as well.
Oh, I gotta move this thing back.
And then jump across.
That's my first playthrough of this. I saved it for a horror month.
Thank you, topless penguin for a giveaway for chat. Type s-minus.inner for a chance to win.
And if I'm passed in for you, stop typing!
There's no giveaway, this is a pass-in.
If it's live right now, then type s-minus.inner for a chance to win.
thank you topless payment for giving a sticker to chat that's locked I see
light under there can this be pushed fourth wall HQ announces and chat the
winner when the wind pulls the winner and at it at tags you as well climb
here that's that room before grab her for a letter in he says balcony
balcony key I got a key ma'am it was there something behind the door what
that's not rude this is rude now she can't see anything there's something on
the table oh was there come on it's not that high that's we'll never know I've
read a goal is saying otherwise thought we were in a hurry we are but if I look
like shit we'll just have to reshoot it guess we have to reshoot the whole
picture then they locked me out god why did devs do that that should have belong
to HH home should come out victims okay check this out his hat this is hot to
HH homes has some weird bending happening on it oh my god I just this
Fucking thing popped out of nowhere. Oh
Geez
See what is it some kind of animatronic? Yeah, a fucked up looking one
You can't hurt you. It scared you it scared you twice
No, they scared me once. Hey Charlie. It's eight
Dinner time dinner anything. There's still time
Come on, let's not keep Charlie waiting or we'll ever hear the end of it.
Dinner?
Isn't food?
Hey, be civil with Charlie.
He's the one who chose to be on civil blowing up on me when all I did was my job.
I'm the one doing the talking on camera, not him.
Come on, you came in hot on him and you know it.
Not that you're wrong, but you know he meets anger with more anger.
This is on him, Mark, not me.
The rest of us are tired of watching you guys fight.
And I'm tired of having those fights
He's just jealous jealous. Yeah, he doesn't like that. I'm the one getting invited on to talk show. You mean talk show
Point is I'm the one people see on screen
So they want to talk to me and he's being a baby about it
I can't say half the shitty rights. It may look good on the page, but there's more to it
I'm trying to help and he throws it back on my face because you
Because he thinks you're just trying to get content for your show reel.
What if I was?
That's how directors have to be. It's their job.
They have a vision. Ego has to play in a way a little bit.
That's why I just shut up and point the camera.
That doesn't mean he has to be an asshole.
No, but imagine if you were in his shoes.
Forty-something's still waiting for your big break.
Kate, this show is the closest he'll ever have to success.
I guess.
Doesn't matter one way or another. I'm moving on from wanted entertainment
Good for you. That's
That's definitely the right call for where your career is going that
Sounded very sincere because it is
Charlie would replace us in a second if you wouldn't be inconveniencing himself. He's using us. I deserve better than this
So do you we all do?
What a stunning performance. You should give that music and be an actress. I was quite moved by all that.
Fucking Oscar worthy.
You don't know what we were talking about.
I heard enough, thank you. I know what portrayal sounds like. I'm particularly disappointed in you, Mark.
Whatever your future plans may be, right now you work for Lonit Entertainment,
and Lonit Entertainment employees are meeting for dinner to speak with our host.
Charlie, I'm sorry. And lunatic employees are professionals, yes? So start acting like it.
That is so mad. Great. Happy. You have a future and now I don't.
That man is a goddamn child and somehow we all sing to his level.
Thank you, Julian, for the one, two, three, resa...
I
Had a boss swim for sure
Why would he invite us here and to dinner and then just leave?
I'm about done with you all questioning my judgment. Yeah, the man tells me he has artifacts useful to our investigation
Look around you
Did he lie?
There has to be a legit reason he left
We shouldn't leak your conclusions.
Guys, am I the only one who's getting really freaked out by this place?
And by Mr. Dumet?
As much as it pains me from the depths of my soul to say it,
I'm fighting to side with Jamie on this one.
Thank you!
Whoa!
Not your voices.
Why?
He's not here!
But that doesn't explain why he's dished out on us.
He had to go back to establish an alibi.
What are you?
You know.
Oh.
He's washed up on the other side of the lake. He has plausible deniability
Jamie
Jamie trying to make this worse. They're not helping. Okay. Fine. Just don't come crying to me if you end up dead
What is wrong with you? That'd be my fault. I just never found your cigarettes
Incorrect. I found an extra special packet invisible cigarettes. In fact, I'm smoking one right now
Well, that explains why you're in such a great mood.
So what are we doing?
We're just going to sit here and pretend to eat.
What's the plan, Charlie?
The plan?
Oh, we don't have food, do we?
In true London entertainment fashion,
we're going to sit with our thumbs in our asses
until a panic deadline looms over us,
and then we'll just throw some shit together
and I'll save it with a voiceover.
Here's to Topeka.
no longer being the worst decision Charlie has ever made.
All right, enough.
I'd like to propose toast.
It seems as if this may well be our last supper as a team,
given how you've all been acting.
Me and my apostles.
Just wait.
Give me a moment.
I can't decide who the Judas is.
I've got so many options.
And of course you're the martyr.
You're gonna find out very soon
that you won't go very far without being a team player, Kate.
Enough Sunday school bullshit, Charlie.
What's your problem now?
You know, you don't always have to get a word in, Jamie.
You do your best work when you're silent, trust me.
Come on, Charlie.
Do you want to see Raleigh behind you?
Stop treating us like crows.
I'm sorry.
You're right.
I'm on edge without a smoke.
Let's just all relax.
So, we're just gonna sit here and drink,
waiting for the Met to show up to his own party,
his house, his rules.
I'm sure we'd all rather be shooting.
Or at home watching TV.
Or streaming.
We're gonna take the best of it until he shows.
What do we do?
We're like alone here.
We don't have our phones.
It's not like we can leave until he's back.
We may as well keep busy.
Shoot! Come on!
He knows what he's gonna do. He can't act like we're breaking his rules.
Well, unless there's something he doesn't want us to shoot.
Come on. I'm dying.
Ah, let's set up.
All right, all right. Let's set up.
All right, everyone grab what they need and we'll meet in the lobby.
Let's be as professional as possible from here on in, please.
No mistakes.
Perfection.
If he comes back, I don't want him to see us fucking about or arguing.
Cuckoo.
We're on it.
Right guys?
Fantastic.
I love to hear that.
What are you gonna do about food?
Shouldn't take me long at all.
Great.
Great.
Charlie maintained control during dinner.
Oh.
He's making dolls of everybody.
Close your door.
All the sounds coming from the walls.
How about you go fuck yourself, game?
I'm not doing that sounds creepy
That sounds scary. I'm gonna save my room and hide. Yeah, we're not doing that. Fuck that
Don't play someone crying. Okay, let me look over here first for
Correctable. Oh something there. Look away chat. Look away spoiler. I
Heard something drippy
Heard something tripping
The execution of HH Holmes they hang up they hung them
someone's definitely crying over there wait a minute where didn't I come from
this way did it lock me out that wall wasn't there before oh what does
Bledge assume you absolutely nothing most of the point channel points are
mostly a waste of time so most of them just do nothing I do something with the
wall seems to have blocked me in wait a minute that wall wasn't there before what
the hell your music chat by the way this is how you die do not do this doesn't
sound good I see the red cable there just gotta follow that but if I go that
way I'll probably miss on something over here same day from earlier should
be any different. Well, maybe something's different. We'll see. Slow pan through Robbie.
Kate is getting creative with Charlie's script. Slow pan through Robbie, Lobby, drinking in the
atmosphere. 2-0-3-16 instead. Terri's Devolve's been key exhibit details at ending on a front
desk. Henry to the frame and grabs and rings the desk bell. Andrew's go, this one's utter
garbage. I see criticism. I don't see any better suggestion to reveal Kate. It just
sound bright to you. The World's Fair was a telekinele. It's always ran by the blood.
Its sheets were washed in mother's tears. The price of a room came at the cost of her
life and the owner of was a liar or fraud, quite possibly the most prolific murderer
in American history. Transpose some imagery near these lines, FX screens and stumping.
Give it away from desk. Cut to your cape. So pull back as you wash the lobby. As
you see on the bloody rain coming in the Philadelphia courtroom HH home was
handed the same sentence, put to so many others' death. In 1895 this hotel or
murder castles became known, scattered in active suspected arson. Before the
building itself was torn down in 1938, co-signing other part of new homes
and for me into history or so it seems. Aren't it interesting co-signing?
K-stop's camera continues to pull back. We reveal the space around her.
It looks like I've stepped back to those dangerous days of 1893, but I assure you it's safe and sound.
In present day Illinois, where team talented production designers have taken the most remarkable act of creating...
You can hear about that bit.
...a bunch of notes.
Anything else in this lobby before I leave it and can't come back?
Oh, God!
Loud!
Let's see, uh, wait, it changed.
That's a 180 instead of 179.
Did you get that one already?
Uh, no one's dead yet, other than the two entry characters, which probably died no matter what you do.
Ooh, something there, what's that?
Coin? Let's go over this way.
We've got to follow that red table.
Hello?
Hello?
Mr. Mad?
Anyone here?
What's in there paper?
That says PF Richardson will and life insurance
Dear mark and Jennifer as instructed we will have the requested
amended to your will a
Codiceal
Has been added was states that in the event of both of your deaths
So beneficiary entire states mr. Richard Belknap
Revenue copy this letter is given your legal representative for the records
food member you can view any or will life insurance that contains I'm logging
your online account just go to Maxwell's handwritten signature administrator
scary letter this lady looks 10 years younger but how the club of spa bathhouse
manicures day spa facials and more European health secret now on Lake
Michigan staff and do that the winter Sun pool opening hours have changed
A Freddy's Security Corporation Peel Box Digital Lock Installation 4595
Ned Yoke 0451. 0451. This was sort of plot. But for what? 0451.
It might be time to join the 21st century guys.
November 17, 2017.
Go for 5-1.
Must be a digital code somewhere.
Enter the creepy maintenance room in the creepy hotel on the creepy island
to shoot a doc about serial killers all alone and without my stun gun.
Yep.
Choices, Jamie.
Five.
Make better choices.
One.
Nailed it!
God! Something from this century!
Before I touch that though...
Look around...
Mr. Belnaff, all discussions are renovating the hotel property for the purpose of boarding and tour attraction.
If your latest estimate of construction work necessary, please find the overall breakdown of the work well's estimate total cost.
Work Commence Tuesday, January 13th. Take my chillmeats and estimate it in date from March 23rd.
Holy god, man!
whew, damn, that is expensive, what the hell will Bill?
Mr. Clock, Mr. Bellnap requested further evasion in the hotel's spa, we're currently negotiating
form a contract and would like to, uh, rem- they're ready to conduct a cost assessment.
Mr. Bellnap can't fight until break down the work he wants, once your hotel has been
rec- before it has been recieved, we'll arrange for a replacement crew to leave
it you and your team for the period.
In the interim, please continue to hear the term stipulated in the non-inclusive
Treat this period as an extension of the previous contract. I didn't look at the back. Oops
Let's say high stuff on the back
cost assessment
Jesse plan specifics lower electric and prep Frank in fees Monica permits Ryan excavation
five people exactly
Enjoy your memorabilia, dude. Ben at killer for Nailia
One HH each homes authentic at the cat's one HH home 24,000 dollars. Geez
Killer funalia. Wow. I don't know about you champ, but I always print out all of my emails and letters and then I
hide them secretly and strategically throughout my house
Okay, she's just holding the multimeter. That's not doing anything
You have to like put the ends on something like what's she doing right now doesn't make any sense
Just holding it
Usually there's two prongs and you put them on the end of like tell if there's current flow
But she's just like holding it
Hold it. Unless there's a Wi-Fi version I don't know about.
Is it wireless? Oh, it's that room from before, isn't it? Oh.
Storm coming.
There's a big storm coming, uh-oh.
I don't like the sound of whatever that is over there.
The power's on, anything back here?
This is fine.
I hear some sort of chanting or something.
Very sus.
What does that button do?
Oh, it's a quartet.
It sounds broken though.
Let me grab it. Actually, it's a tape.
Piece of garbage! Piece of shit!
What do you mean, suck?
I had to build my own little castle.
to build my own little castle, just like Holmes did.
Most people like me do their business
where their target lives.
That's just asking to get caught.
Holmes had the right idea.
It's all about the honey trap.
You bring me some smokes, like I asked?
Lucky ranks?
Yes.
These are like gold in here.
So, yeah, you know, body-body.
The phone spilled to Hotel about a mile from the World's Fair
and called it the World's Fair Hotel
and bought ad-spacing papers alongside ads for the expo.
Rooms from foreign wives assumed it was the official hotel.
Mon Vaketal, take a train in from Nebraska.
It takes three days.
They roll up into that joint ready to rest, get to their room,
and whoops.
Well, you know, Holmes had a gas pipe hidden under the bed
and poisons them.
Or maybe he pulls a trapdoor on them.
Maybe he separates them and makes one watch
through a window while he slits the other's throat.
That's the advantage of a homebop.
No shortage of targets.
That's why I picked all those houses north of the airport.
The whole neighborhood was scheduled for demolition, and yet, all those lovely realtor ladies must not have gotten a memo.
Carl-O has a contractor, tell them I'm flirty.
Have them meet me out there.
And look at that.
You're the only two people for miles.
couple times I'd wait for a plane to fly over just to hide their screens but after
a while I realized they can scream as loud as they want. No one was gonna hear a
thing. That's what I remember most. Those screams. You can try to understand why I
am the way I am. You can forensic science up all the data you want but
But you'll never know.
You'll never know Monday.
You'll never really know how it feels
when you watch the fire burn out somebody.
There's a PA you need one.
You gotta be smarter than the chair box.
Yeah, yeah.
Where the hell is your phone?
It's a two-person job to pull Kate away from her mirror.
When we rap, you should totally write out how to book
on managing a crew with grace employees.
off to your job saying you already have the title
what the hell cyber-ventilating
come on down the long way
eric i'm going try to breathe slowly
oh god somebody is in here with me
he doesn't want you to die yet apparently that's a good trade though
some of my hair for the ability to breathe that's not a bad trade
You okay? He was... somebody was right there. In there with me.
Aaron, I was gonna chase a dummy.
No, it was not an H.H. Holmes.
Charles, you're working her to death.
Now she's hallucinating shit from the show? I did not.
Nothing bad happened, Aaron. You're okay. No one is in there.
Let's all just calm down, get Aaron back to the room for a rest.
I'm not fucking tired.
Someone was in there, you idiot. Come on, look at her.
Cut her hair. Hair, you can see that's the cut.
Of course, don't believe sir.
I think Aaron's shown signs of serious cluck, wouldn't you say?
Now where's our wayward host, Mr. Jimet?
Apparently, he's left the island.
How very rude not to stay for dinner.
Charlie managed to rally the troops, though, and a good thing.
The road ahead is full of challenges.
I can only observe and it can be frustrating to watch.
In some ways I envy you.
I only record events. You get to shape them.
You'd better get back to things before one of our friends makes a poor choice on their own.
Let's just all take a deep breath and not lose our minds.
No Charles. We're done.
This has been weird every step of the way, and now it's getting scary.
Oh, relax.
I'm serious.
Everything about this is off.
Kills me to admit it.
Classic horror trope.
Don't believe the person has something to happen to him.
We don't know that's what actually happened.
I know what I saw in the dark.
You think I'm making this up?
Everyone relax, OK?
Just give me a second to think.
Excuse you.
The eggs at stage left are oh so confident and sure leader.
What was that?
Charlie is thinking.
She looks a lot like a temper tantrum.
Maybe he's right.
If we don't crush this episode, we're all screwed.
Are you kidding me?
What? I'm just saying.
I've been waiting on you for ages
to actually make a decision about something.
Anything.
And now this is when you suddenly choose to take a stand?
Sorry, maybe I'm crazy.
But if Aaron says somebody came for her, I believe her.
We're not safe here.
It was just a dummy.
You think I'm lying?
I think maybe you're just confused about what you saw in the dark.
Why do people keep gaslighting her?
Right.
It's the plan.
We've already got a plan.
It's leaving.
Just listen.
How are you going to leave those, actually?
We kind of jump to conclusions.
I'm going to go and find Dumet and get clear on everything.
Everything is going to be fine, okay?
And we're going to get the footage we need.
He didn't show for dinner.
What makes you think you can find him now?
A positive attitude.
You should try it sometime.
Bravo, Charles! Your delusions make for such great plans.
To met left, I saw it, remember?
Maybe he's back now.
Maybe he's not.
Would it kill you to think positively just once?
Yes, it would.
I guess as far as Charlie ideas go, it's not the worst he's ever had.
It's not even the worst idea I've had to see with.
Don't go patting yourself on the back. I still think your priorities are fucked.
Whatever. I'm going.
I'm coming with you.
Wait. Do you have to go?
You're right back. Promise.
Just stay put so I know where to find you, okay?
I don't care what he says. I'm done. I'm getting my shit together.
Okay.
I'm leaving, Mark.
That's how you die.
No, you're not.
That's how you die.
Aaron saw someone.
Okay, you're right.
Sorry. It's just Charlie said...
We're not safe here.
That outweighs having a damn job.
You're right.
Let's go, Erin. Everything's gonna be okay. Wait here.
Can't you just stay here while I pack up my stuff?
I don't want to waste any time. I'm right around the corner. Let's all be quick. We'll be right back. I promise.
You're gonna get... you stayed and don't split up. Don't shut the door.
No, no. Sorry, I just... still freaked out. Can you leave it open so you guys can hear me?
Of course.
Don't split up. Don't...
I
Never believe the person has something happening
I'm not looking for do Matt. I'm scouting for shots if he pops up along the way great
Jesus you really don't care about anything else do you of course I care
So that's a cake you know as well as I do if we're set up and the camera is rolling
She'll want to be in front of it
This guy's such a dick
There's always that character though that always no matter what's happening
They always want to keep going with the job. They want to keep filming.
It's like, oh, only one person's died. Like, we can keep going.
We can get this shot. It would be my big break.
What happened here?
Oh.
No, I can't.
I see blood.
Oh, it's the script again.
I should wait. Let me, uh...
I wonder if that Gronsky board know where to mount bun?
Let me check the back just in case something changed.
Nope, why did someone knock everything over and why would there be blood?
Don't we got no fight yet, right? Okay. Don't look spoilers
Mexi Beast
Mayo Queen, thank you for those resubs guys
Wait what? Oh, sorry May Rose Queen. Oh, thank you. That makes more sense. It's like you must love mayonnaise
It's good. What made my screen name after it though
Well, we see blood trail, so if you see a blood trail, that means you definitely want to go investigate.
Hey, I found too much business card.
Designer? Another business card found.
Two of five. That's all I can see, so let's try the blood trail.
Jamie, over here.
If it's not one of the five of us, who would be bleeding?
You would be bleeding.
Okay, yeah.
I'm freaking the fuck out.
It's just blood.
Just blood?
Just blood?
Are you kidding me?
You're jumping to conclusions.
All we know is something was dragged along this way and it was bleeding.
I mean, that's not a cost of concern to you.
What?
It's a little odd.
Odd?
A little odd?
Look, it's probably just do mech or the groundskeeper dragging in some dead animal
from outside.
Maybe it's our dinner.
Just blood?
Maybe it's our dinner.
Welcome one and all.
It's a nice editing.
Oh, what the fuck?
Presented by Grantham Dumet.
Dumet?
Well, sir, he hasn't left.
Maybe it's Grantham.
Uh-oh.
Could be Grantham.
This guy is just so stupid.
So dumb.
The President? Oh no, FBI.
criminal profiler who just cracked the Arkansas case which was all over the
national newspapers my first impressions were that he was tough he was tough but
that finishers cut off did it cut it off really good yeah we're gonna play
all night to you it's gonna be like the penultimate game of horror month
thank you Sid Sid Jow for a sub for three months at once appreciate that
And uh, Smexibies? It's Ebe.
Thank you for the 50 bits!
It says can't believe, um, Jordan Millie, can't believe her friends are casting her and that's what the killer's supposed to do.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
I get it.
Trail of Blood, Bloody Bub.
It's my decision to go in there when you hear the screaming.
I don't see anything else to go or d-
What the fuck?
It's the guy in the jacket
Oh, I just saved him. Why don't you just crouch?
Smack his arm to the right and knock the knife out of his hand
What do we do?
Write the fucking door down.
Right.
Iron bars.
One, two, three.
Are you serious?
It's iron bars.
Yes.
What is happening?
The place is on lockdown.
Find your spirit crystal.
It's not a weapon.
I know it might be in front of me.
Sure.
I'm gonna want you to cut yourself.
Rock is sharp as hell and...
Super magical it's an amethyst crystal. Yeah, I'll just keep you calm by blanketing you in protective energy
I know I remember did you know and don't call it a rock?
Maybe I just feel like you should take responsibility of your own emotions and stop outsourcing the job to a crystal
Maybe you're right. I don't have to be an asshole about it
Okay, maybe that was a shitty illness day. I'm sorry
It's fine
This isn't a time or place to have to tell you something
Okay earlier you brought out that DP job of loss. I never told you the truth about it about what?
It wasn't a job not really. What are you talking about?
Remember my friend Murray who was hanging out the studio in Brooklyn finance
He wanted a partner
That's your dream. Yeah, there is exactly zero money to me
so I thought you'd tell me it was insane, rightfully.
Because it would be.
I mean, do you ever think maybe of chasing the dream first
and making it work practically second?
Clearly not.
I'm here, aren't I?
Things were already starting to get tough for us.
Oh, no, no, no.
Don't put any of this on me.
This is all you.
I know.
I turned it down because it would've taken me away from you.
I was a really stupid choice mark
Yeah, I
I just you want me to say because I was holding out for things to change with us
Get down. I'm still hoping mark. I have never once shied away from telling you where my priorities were all right. I get it
You better go
Let's get back to Aaron you can get the fuck out of here. That's the choice
I would imagine she would say
Charles seems hell bent on talking to him. So maybe yeah, and keeps calm during
This is going for online these days
I'll take it just in case
Pippo sass, let's see
What is Pippo sass look like?
Can we find sad I can't find sass
Pippo sass, yeah, I don't recognize any mouth. I don't think I've seen that one before
for. What the hell is that? Pippo sass. I have not seen that before. Okay, add it to the
channel. It's so small, I can barely tell what it's happening. I can't even tell what
it is. It just looks like I like these mirrors. That's when you do the test where you put
your finger against the mirror and if it touches, I mean it's a two way mirror. If
it don't touch, it's not.
around locking these doors. What? It's a little helper in the yellow coat. I think that place
just shifts and changes. Campus strength strikes again. Is this somebody's idea of a
fucking joke? How is this here? Did you bring this? No, it's her face. Is it her? Yeah. Shelby.
Shelly, drink your juice Shelby, drink your juice.
What?
That's him.
The guy in the back.
You know him?
Kind of did.
He was just one of those guys that was always around.
He would be at some of the same parties, but that's it.
It was my fault.
You know that's not true.
The night had happened. I was supposed to meet her. We were going to grab some drinks, go to a party.
I slept through. There's a big deal on campus not to go out on your own.
She'll be waiting for me when I didn't show, and that's when he got her.
It's okay.
That's fucking okay. It can be. I have to live with it every day and now someone knows.
Someone wanted me to find this.
What the hell was that?
I have no idea.
But I feel like it's bad.
What the hell?
Get over here!
Don't get crushed!
Don't get crushed!
What's going on?
Hold this.
You have to get the fuck out anywhere you can.
Just get the fuck out!
Now!
Jamie!
So you mean to tell me that you don't think that the person who designed the death trap
hotel wouldn't have made sure that there was no way out of it if he wanted to trap you
in like mice.
He went through some extreme trouble to make this place. He's gonna let you get out
And if he does let you get out, it's probably planned to lead you to a trap to kill you then
Because he's all like you want to play a game, you know
Alright, welcome back guys
Time to go down the scary hallway
This wasn't pretty good so far. I've been enjoying the story in this one
What's going on?
Demet, what the hell is going on with him?
He was nervous the whole way here
I chalked it up to him just being eccentric.
There's a lot of miles between eccentric and murderous.
What did he...
Yeah, what happened to that guy?
Let's think about it.
You saw Dumet take off.
So maybe he found out there was a killer in Buddow?
Maybe.
Or perhaps the man we met wasn't actually Dumet.
And the dude in the mask is?
That's true.
That contraption, that's a hell of a lot to set up.
That was planned out, every bit of it.
It was set up for us to find.
Which makes it even more likely the dude on the ferry wasn't really the man.
Just some dude.
He was probably keeping that dude's daughter hostage.
Made him do that.
And then once he did what he did, he ran away with her.
That'd be my guess.
This place is crazy.
This reminds you the H.H. Holmes Hotel?
That's exactly what this story is based on, is that real silhouette killer.
Before I go in there,
once over here,
there's a sense.
I thought it would have to be a really tiny room right there.
Oh, god damn.
Remember, there might be pit traps and stuff.
Just a cosmetic door.
Doesn't make any sense.
What's that girl there already?
Yes, I think.
Daddy.
I don't know. Child? See a coin there, can I have that?
Two. It could just be a rat with a very good enunciation.
It might not be a person.
The hell?
bunch of pigs that means we can have him
what you know a doll in a doll in a doll are you using your shit because i'll need that right
now we're locked in the kitchen trapped in a hotel stranded on an island even if we get out of
this room how do we get out of the hotel exactly how we get out of the island maybe we just
Focus on one thing at a time this room first your life, of course that looks like a person
Mellie Morello. Oh
Are you? Oh
No, she seems pretty chill though
You think you think party that visit this hotel. It's just blood. Maybe it's just blood
It's just blood. Don't worry about it. Make sure nothing else in here for our leave.
It's freezing. It is pretty cold in here.
Charlie, I found a way out, maybe. Look, this one spins out. We can probably force it
easier than the others. It's time to die.
No, I was just- God damn it, Charlie.
Ah! Crazy! Oh, shit.
I know somebody was in there.
Uh-oh.
The door's shut.
I only have three hits of my inhaler.
Oh no.
I only have two left, I mean.
We didn't use it, so...
We gotta be careful.
Trying to conserve some dust.
This is fine.
Snake oil...
Ointment made from the finest King Cobra Silver Ash Institute
Snakewell is there's a cure all you take it and you're cured of everything
Whatever your illness it'll cure it
So for Ash Institute
Those look very realistic if they're not
Those are bodies. Oh, oh
Don't get too close if you're close, but don't talk don't don't touch it
Don't touch it
No!
Back up!
Don't touch it, you idiot!
That...
That's just how you die.
Tape recorder.
WHAT?!
Charlie!
Now that, there's...
The gaps in there make me feel like
That is pieced together from some other conversation.
Doesn't sound real.
It's almost as unbelievable as the fact that with Amazon Prime
You get a free sub on Twitch once a month, with Prime Gaming.
If I click the sub button, I get a free sub every 30 days, which is unbelievable.
So I just click that sub button, click subscribe free in purple, and then BAM! Prime Gaming sub.
Now that is unbelievable.
Who's the cute little piggy bank?
Well, fucking Jamie.
You're so predictable.
Jamie, who's Aaron, please? My type is badass bitch, not Demoled Wooden Gritcher.
She's shy. She's clueless. Her face always looked lost and confused.
Damn.
They went through our phones.
Oh my god, we just got a bunch of prime gaming subs randomly?
How unexpected and random and victorious.
But Charles, J.D.O., Astrali, Atari Master, but Bear and John, uh, Desat, X-Milk,
Rageman, Zajen, Beezle Bubba, Targaryen, Silverbee Gaiman, Billy the BR, oh why'd you guys all
sell with Amazon Prime randomly that's so strange and sudden.
Aaron hello?
Jamie?
What?
Jamie?
What's happening?
What?
That's it Aaron!
How are you?
I have to listen to me.
Do exactly as I say.
What is going on?
Where are you?
I don't-
Just listen.
Get in there, get inside right now.
What are you talking about?
I'm tired, Aaron.
Why are you telling me this? What's happening?
Aaron, now! Just trust me, okay?
Let's hide. Make yourself sound, ma'am.
We're gonna head in the cover after hearing the J-Jamey over the microphone.
That's not the curator.
I don't think.
Does a snappy-
Where the hell are they?
Hopefully somewhere safe, wondering where the hell we are.
Okay. Check this out.
What is going on?
are we locked in here looks like you wait you hear that is that them where's
it coming from somebody's in the restaurant
No they're not, they're just a voice.
What?
Mark's not bald.
Yes, it's just blood.
shit? No.
Alec?
How often do you not walk into a room and then there's mannequins that look just like
you?
Happens all the time.
I don't know why you're freaking out.
Just very normal.
Okay, this is fucked up.
You're bald.
What the hell's going on?
Five minutes worth of dyemarines to be bald.
I'm glad I don't know what that's like.
Has anyone seen Mr. Friend?
She looks very, very high.
She took so much weed that she doesn't know who she is anymore.
And it was about this big!
Jesus. It looks just like him.
No way somebody just threw these together in the last couple of hours.
What's that?
And they're getting closer.
It's our friends.
Jamie! I am so glad to see you guys. We have to get the hell out of here.
Yes, you can take weed. It's called an edible. You take edibles. It's the mature way.
What happened when the wall closed?
The mat killed his groundskeeper.
What?
Right in front of us.
The mat? It's a setup. He was wearing a mask and I know how that sounds,
that sounds but I'm not joking and now he's after Aaron so we need to move wait
hang on where's Charlie no no no because separated this is happening
you kidding me Jesus what the hell is it's fake I brought work from an animal
or something it has to be that is real actual I
Oh!
Fights!
Why would you touch it?
Let's get out of here.
He went through his lot too.
Wanna play around?
Oh no, not.
Why did men always do this in horror movies?
I'm not fucking playing!
You wanna go, man?
You wanna go?
Come out and fight me!
Freddy Krueger!
J-
Jason!
Where are you, bro?
Kick your ass!
Let's go!
Light is gone, uh-oh.
Someone took it.
The facial expressions are horrible, I'll complain about the actor because they use facial capture for this.
If the face looks weird because the actor had a weird face.
Jamie!
We're fine.
The actors are like in a big white room with like docile over their bodies and a big camera on their face as they do all these scenes.
Oh shit.
Ow, hot.
What?
like Marvel movies are almost entirely filmed inside a green screen spaces and
people actually aren't fighting giant monsters and stuff they're fighting
tennis balls you know that Marvel and stuff isn't real Chicago killer victim
to cause it the dominoes injuries that the teeth all been removed yeah I'm sorry
that was a spoiler for you guys I'm assuming you've read my report on the
first one. Similar ammo, high-identified mailed with multiple stab wounds. Looking at the lower abdomen,
the wounds are consistent with those of the first victim. The shape of the entry wound suggests it's
a strong probability that this is the same winter weapon. Looks like we've got a souvenir hunter here.
This time the left ear has been severed. Clean incision. Probably a scalpel or razor blade.
very tiny nice job actually very little bleeding the deceased are probably
been dead for 30 to 40 minutes when this was done this differs from the earlier
ammo if you remember that John down was still alive when the teacher I would
have created a lot of noise and this guy is learning why would you remove
someone's teeth he's getting that two fairy money that's like $5 a pop that's
some good money there logbook contractor most of the crew data
recurrence times injured January 17 2017 2017 most of the crew arrived the
island moved all that equipment up to the tail map with hope jump rider mr.
bell map on set assessment gun a space we've got a basement legible work on
first attack floor as expected some equipment gone missing five filed a
report request replaced and find mr. Bell now for our contract James Kelly has
left the project but the note citing an emergency didn't contact me directly
written report to follow really first set of moving walls have been implemented
acquired a copy of blueprints for mr. Bell map start working on basement
the ceiling supports, legible, legible, legible.
Bobby has left me high and dry here.
Second law got to leave me this project,
bar renovation began, blah, blah, blah.
Basement plumbing has been completed,
second renovations bar none.
Product efficiency is good,
if it's teams will meet the agreed date.
Signal receivers install more reports of missing equipment.
Third replacement request filed this month.
Product completed as agreed.
Prior to this request,
additional work on spa area beneath the hotel,
only a small sculpture is still on the island,
so it will protect additional costs.
Well, waiting to hear back from Kelly, you see a correspondent Kelly skeleton crew remaining Laura Monica Ryan Frank and I move forward with
Product we're gonna sponsor the crew turns right as left me notes saying his mom isn't well
I'm sure he she died years ago. We'll see if mr. Belknap allowed me to contact him
ha
people keep
Disappearing
Laura finishes on the sonoi system with mr. Belknap said she wasn't feeling well after so we offered her one of the rooms to
sleep it off. Haven't received any correspondence from Kelly about where the rest of the crews
are. Uh, what's going on? Laura's come out of a room and Monica just left. I can't contact
Kelly. She's trying to return to the mainland with Frank and Laura. This job is ridiculous.
Uh, people have just, um, uh, disappeared. Uh-oh. Sounded like it was something that
you shouldn't worry about because you know, just footsteps. Well, we don't need to
freak out about it. Turn the power off. You should definitely in that room. Why is that
kindle naked?
I'm a trap teamer. What if I can't, I'll spend some more time for you.
This can't give you like, saw vibes without all the gorge.
How first? Well, it's the room from earlier. I think I'm gonna speak to someone else.
Way too tiny, way up high. It's just a people. Plus, maybe if you're an alien,
but different anatomy. I need something to pry that open.
A card still? Oh, I do have a card. Yeah! Oh, it's another coin.
So, I don't know what these are for. I have a lot of them.
Why wouldn't you want them to help me for it?
Thing says, three fire down to one fire. I don't know what that means.
That sound... I'm sure it's not a trap. It's just a... a lost cute piggy friend.
Where was that? Right there. Can we look at that again? No. I see the
Kindle. He's all burnt and melted. Why would you hurt the poor Kindle?
Is it he cannot for you? Oh, there's a pack of smokes right there. Gas chamber. 100%.
Best cigarette of your life. Don't smoke it, man. Furnace. Off by yourself. Cigarettes.
Each other, but it turns out-
Excuse me.
Kate has been hiding something from Mark, maybe even trying to hide it from herself.
And how do we feel about Mr. Dumet's lovely animatronics?
I think they're rather clever.
Some of them look very realistic.
I wonder where he sources the parts.
It would only be fair at this stage to offer up a little hint to even the odds.
What do you think?
Ah, sure.
Let's take some inspiration from the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Apparently, our friend Herman Majit was so enamored with Sherlock Holmes that he borrowed his surname.
Here.
He has a brain of the First Order.
He sits motionless, like a spider, in the center of its web.
But that web has a thousand radiations, and he knows well every quiver of each of them.
I hope that helps yeah if I fight a spider sure
I had to get back to things that's the blogger that was a great hit
I could shave how exactly could you have shaved him that's one hell of a setup
damn this guy's a this guy's streaming for content what if it's Aaron no way
damn it's another trap it's the only way out of here so we're gonna find out oh
Oh my god, when I run out of video games to play a feature horror month
I'll just take random people from chat lock you in a murder mansion and film the whole thing and stream it and like
Have you lead you into traps and stuff and games to solve?
Is this a good idea?
We'll call it scene
Sam for the ordering some harm there says have so much fun with war month this year. Well, thank you very much
Though not not saw see
Different tense room first
Well, I'm gonna assume that that guy's alive.
Just very burnt.
They put Jack Skeleton in Fortnite.
Are you gonna play it?
Um, I'd rather play Gollum again than play, ever play Fortnite again.
I'm going to standing around.
Her flashlight sucks.
It's so dim.
Don't work it properly.
How did you, oh, you went ahead of us, didn't you?
She's walking around.
Oh, those are some nasty toilets.
I don't see anything.
Yeah, they use chat GPT to make the apology note for Golem.
That's how bad Golem applies for that game.
Yes, they did.
There must be something useful around here.
By the way, this is a message for a couple people in chat.
This is a shower.
This is something that you get yourself clean with.
If ever you go to a convention, please use this before going onto the floor.
Use soap! And preferably use some deodorant afterwards. Thank you.
He's watching us!
Yes he is. He's got cameras everywhere.
Jesse Clark, sight foreman.
Why don't you take it with you?
Yeah, this is one of the same people that made The Quarry.
They've made several of these games now.
Four of these games, The Quarry and Until Dawn.
And then a VR game called The Patient,
and then another VR game where you're about like sitting down in a like a ride that rides around
I don't think there's anything else. I don't think there's anything else.
Oh my god, there's a naked man in there.
Don't point your standing around.
Hello? Naked man.
You're enough for me.
There's probably a leader there.
Your shimming is so slow man.
So slow. There's gotta be a big secret over here.
Biggest secret ever.
Oh no, this is the right way! Dammit! I hate when that happens! That means this was the
side path! Dammit! Wouldn't games do that? It may look like the other side was the main
path, but no! Now this is the side path that has the secrets in it. I gotta go back over
here. This guy's shimmy back.
See that?
The lobby side?
Where do you think that leads?
Boop, piece of paper.
Reboiler room ceiling collapse.
Deer all, please note that due to an ingress of water from the laundry room, the ceiling
through the boiler room is collapsed causing significant damage to plant machinery and
water supply.
In this circumstance, we have taken the dibble zip and closed the spa with immediate effect
until a repair can be made, which may be some months.
All guests will be notified and asked to vacate their rooms by this evening.
Structural repairs, $350.
Boiler repair, $150.
Decorate, $80.
afford this oh it's 350,000 oh shit never mind is there someone watching me the
window go back and shimmy in 1984 that's like 5 million oh god that's
expensive expensive I go this way this way locked over there you guys want to
here's something scary. It's 2018. It was five years ago. Someone's standing there. Someone
was back there hiding in the dark. I don't like that. Anything else where I go? I don't
think so. Couple's treatment. I'm gonna be those two characters for a couple.
Mark, give me a hand. I think we can bust through this thing.
Spray the glass and open it from the other side.
Two, one, go!
I hate the breathing I'm hearing. I must wipe eyes.
Thank you, Jacko34 for buying some Horrid Merchants. It says, Love and Horrid Month the best time of year.
Thank you very much always go down the side path first because you don't want to miss collectibles
Anyone else in chat gets super pissed when you go down the main path on accident and you miss the side path
Got them too may builder
It's like you're trying to like get all the collectibles down the side path
But you accidentally down the main path and it cuts you off. You're like it could be loot there could be collectibles
King rich ranger. Thank you for the
uh two gifts us for chance thank you so much kd jesse equity me uh affect by the
time read this i will have already left the island don't come looking for me i
quit i'm done monica number nine laura murphy so he's been killing everyone
in groups of five for some reason why five that's such a random number
I'm gonna coin...
That's where 10?
10 currencies that does something...
Frank Houderman.
Dickensham engineer.
Don't like that.
Let's just get out of here, though.
Place is super creepy.
And you're following me, man.
Don't like that.
Watching.
Stay close.
Obviously.
Uh, we've played the first three games.
This is our first time playing this one, though.
That one's on a string.
What the fuck just happened?
Whoever this person is is really on theatrics.
Mark, get him up in my way buddy.
That's a very dark pit down there.
I'm going to stand around.
All right, let's uh go...
That's where it came from?
It's gotta be a way through.
Well, there's something down there though.
Go, go back.
Oh, what the hell?
Something here, what is that?
Coin.
Worth one.
Let's go back up and jump across, okay jump, it's uh two hours straight on, okay it's
a little too quiet and a little too dark in here, something, it's not right, can I swear
you're everywhere man, how do you get all of these, how do you get all of these um
Dummy's on this island.
And the mannequins.
Riiight.
Shit's heavy.
The main character always does most of the work.
The other character sort of is along for the ride.
Can't go that way.
Their big hole, another shimmy.
Okay, go. Go.
Who's died so far? No one.
Possibly the old guy, but we don't really know.
Charlie might be dead, but we're not really sure yet.
He's at least extra crispy now.
Kind of a sick game is this.
So someone set up a bunch of saw-like games.
Spa Master.
I'm no Spa Master.
So he set them both up with a chain, a saw by the middle, and if you don't- if one
person doesn't die with it, and the timer's up, then you both die.
That's messed up.
Is that a mother Dominican? Oh, wait. Oh, there is something there. What is that Ryan Hart?
She's half the woman she used to be. He had to make a split decision. Nothing else to remember before I leave?
I'll see you there.
Mark, here. Let's move the desk. We're okay. We're okay. Thank God.
We found a key. Let's get out of here. It's impossible for him to have been there.
This way. He keeps going up. We're back to Aaron now.
These windows are welded in place. He fucking wants us to watch.
Wait, look!
Regulator switch.
Will that give the mayor?
No.
Not both of them.
She'll take this lever, I'd...
He's gonna die.
He wants us to choose, doesn't he?
If there's something, both of them will die, Mark.
Why? She gets to live?
Jesus, Erin, she's- she's- she's gone. She's- she's fucking gone!
I don't have to say anything.
None of this is on us.
This is all we've met.
He said so we need a game straps all our bullshit
Think about the killers. We've covered. There's always a weakness. You suggest anybody to tea and psychoanalyze. I'm suggesting we use our heads
It's Charlie
That's what she wrote. It's Charlie
There must mean something right?
Is she saying Charlie's involved in all this?
How he did get us out here. He assisted on it. What are you talking about? That's crazy
We can make guesses all day, but if we die here, it won't matter.
I'm not playing detective, I just want to survive.
Playing detective is how we survive.
We play his games, we lose. We need to help think him.
He's trying to pick us off one at a time. We need to stick together.
Hang on. Back to the fair.
It left, remember?
It's on a line, maybe we could reel it in.
Maybe, he's in good enough. The lighthouse.
Maybe we can signal for help. There's police boats patrolling the lakes, right?
All the way out here? Whitehouses are meant to be seen for miles. Are you
shooting any of this? No one is gonna believe it without proof. You want me
to record him trying to kill us? No bodies. For the cops. The walls are
moving again. Okay, hang on. We need to stay close. Shit! Kate! You got so many red buttons.
Wait, no, no!
Stay close!
Weep!
I'll separate immediately!
I was thinking that if you didn't make a choice when they both lived, they're fairly...
Oh, God!
They probably have to use Kate to make them both live.
Those look like bats of acid.
Great.
Very nice.
Lots and lots of acid.
Sometimes these games like to trick you where the right choice is to make no choice.
But in that situation looks like it was you have to choose one
So she has asthma and probably you have to make not choose her
I was thinking about killing KT is like he has my chance to offer. I'm like no, it's probably what they want you to do
But then they got me like no actually you were supposed to choose her
Now she did does that's what make you cough blood. I
Don't it shouldn't I don't know why she's coughing up blood
Yeah, they reverse-reversed psychology to me and I was like, no.
I guess it was a vacuum, like it sucked in the air out of the room.
A few extra seconds just to make sure.
Oh, it's a little stick thingy.
It's a little stick thingy.
More powerful engine.
A few more damage to him now.
Now latches.
Perfect.
The chances of that just works perfectly.
I haven't taken a single photo yet of anything.
Probably a bunch of photo stuff I missed.
He locked the door open.
Hillary sent us.
What's with the sudden like super panting, sir?
Breathing so loudly.
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Don't touch those, this primary noise.
Those are real, real ears there.
Take pictures of codes, I don't think you can.
There's no option in it.
This camera does not like to focus on anything.
It's so blurry.
I haven't been able to find a single thing to take a picture of.
Yeah, you don't take pictures of those.
The circle gets filled in
when you can take a picture.
Hiding.
Hiding.
picture hiding yeah that's a great spot to hide never look there nope what's that
not pressing the button I could take a picture of that okay first thing I could
take a picture of is that guy not not pressing them that but not worth it not
Pressing the button
That thing wants me to press the button, I mean just probably not something I want to do
What if you win a prize and gonna win no prize?
It's gonna work the guy in the other room. It makes noise or something FBI Hector Monday. Had a last day Monday would suck
It's Monday or the codes cigarettes one
There was one more number wasn't there? What was the last number?
That was the first number we found, it was 7293-0-2001-2-cruz-FBI, this is face scribbled out, confidential.
Psychological assessment conducted by Dr. Isabella Garcia. Patient name, Monday, Hector.
behavioral observation. Hector arrived at our scheduled appointment 24 minutes late. Once
we sat down and began the session, he struggled to maintain eye contact. He found it difficult
to articulate his feelings and was terse and guarded throughout. Hector has been working
long hours and as a result, isn't sleeping well. Hector spoke about his recently deceased
mother and displayed evidence that he hasn't yet fully come to terms with her death.
I strongly recommended a course of antidepressants, but he is resistant to this idea, believing
that it would have a detrimental effect on his capability with regards to his current
investigation.
Hector describes his work in immaculate detail, and contrary to earlier in the session,
his thought content is both coherent and logical.
He is displaying an unhealthy obsession with his work, but his recent bereavement may be
the underlying issue.
So that's why he works with the FBI so he's good at profiling people.
That's how he's able to pull apart all of our information and thoughts and backgrounds
and motivations and stuff.
That seemed very safe.
Look for a way out.
So you spent so much time profiling serial killers that he became one.
I'm right here for your amusement.
Now she's doing it.
Come on bro, step out and fight me.
You wanna go?
Let's go.
I'll do this again.
All the fuse boxes.
Fix all the fuse boxes.
Easy.
Are there supposed to be challenges?
There we go.
Like all the internet is written there.
You're just gonna shimmy in that little tiny gap there, huh?
Right, and it's not gonna close on you, right?
And crush you?
That puzzle took you five hours
Somburd, you might have to have a talk with your parents
About your performance in this class. It's a little chair
Fucking kidding me. Is this your room?
All the lip balm. Oh, I just put a ticket. Not unless she needs it.
Fucking did. Love how the only lightbulb character so far is the one that's dead.
I see a red light back there.
And a coin.