CohhCarnage
Cozy Mewgenics! ADDICTION! \o/ - !Store - !Emberville (New Class Video!)
03-09-2026 · 2h 25m
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Yo yo meow how you guys doing I get to see ya welcome to our favorite cozy cat game
I just bought this in the store for my next run for my ranger and I hope it's gonna be baller
fire pants
We're back playing this game of staying rid of things I never want to get rid of ever
You know.
You know.
You're gonna be back.
You're gonna be back.
You're done.
Witha! It's witha!
How do you know it's witha?
Yeah?
Okay.
Oh look, it's...
Dim Dimmit!
Okay.
It's okay, I like it there. It was. It was.
Okay.
Where'd that go?
Yo, this- WHAT?!
This guy died?!
Bro that was our super psychic. Oh, I should not put any of it. Okay. Okay. We gotta change this because that's a fight room
Okay, we gotta put you guys
Okay, what's your thing minus one in? Oh
Wow, you have plus one in and minus one
Okay, that's
I have too many.
Oh no!
Oh no. I don't want to do that.
Those are terrible.
Someone report to for operating a catfighter?
Oh my lord.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Oh
This game has like every time we come into this area there's another banner waiting for us
Oh my god.
Scotty!
I think you're the fighter.
This is where we're going to keep our...
our... our... dude's here and just mutate the hell out of him.
Actually, I don't want to do that. I want to mutate the hell out of this top area.
Yeah
We're gonna just mutate the heck out of our top area and see how we do.
Oh, you know what?
Run right through.
Yes.
I need a key.
Uh.
Okay, I'll give you like two more days.
Christian died, Dingle died.
Oh my god, so many evolves.
Alright Dingle, guys Dingle didn't make it.
then make it chat either to Christian Christian sorry
this majestic oh my god
What the hell are you? Are you a bird or a raccoon? What are you?
Alright, here we go.
Great.
Oh
Really got depression
Wrigley got depression
Necrophage?
Dang.
Wait.
Why are you plus 4 in?
Kate's Dingle. Oh, he killed him.
Does Necrophage add to int?
Suck on!
Keep using U.
Look at that guy, look at him, amazing.
Okay.
Ooh, good.
Okay, what's it we're going out?
All right, so we got some great items and we got some good cats, so let's try to do some progressions
There's one. What do you have? You have diabetes. I don't know about that. You can have your slugger.
Stein. There you go, wait for it.
Re-sue. There we go. There's one.
I'm gonna bring with her and I'm gonna make him a necromancer no I'm not gonna do that
because if he's gonna one of my teammates is gonna die near him and then he's gonna eat
him and I'm going to be so angry I'm not going to do that I'm gonna be so mad at
I'm curious
What a team let's go
Okay
So we've got good we've got a lot of metabolize
Okay, we're gonna make you a ranger
Okay, we're gonna make you a ranger
All right, you'd make a good Ranger and you'd heal him.
Should we?
I feel like we need at least one tank.
But maybe two Rangers.
Sure we could do that.
I can't do full Ranger unfortunately.
I thought we need a tank
Yeah, who did we have a six? We have a six right there. We'll make you make you
Cool, let's do it
Okay
So we're gonna bring you
We're gonna bring range
Okay, you got crit and brood mother so familiar's your familiars and units you charm game plus two damage
You got Bear Trap and Traps.
Oh, that can be.
Well, no, the double damage traps is nice, but that's not great, unfortunately.
I was in a black belt on you.
Make you a superhero with flying.
Then for a helmet.
Oh, did Art, did you get cleanse?
Oh, no
These are terrible rules for him
Hey, cozy little IT. Thank you for the five bomb really appreciate that friend of thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm going to bring the anointing oil on him.
That worked really well last time.
We'll bring the wafer.
And the running spectacles.
What do I want to bring for my necklace?
I don't have a huge amount of necklaces.
We'll bring the armory here.
Sure, bring that until it breaks.
Doop, doop, doop, doop, doop.
A bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.
Give you some crity.
Wait, you don't really need crity.
You can make crity.
You need crity.
Give you some crity.
Start with plus one bonus attack and collect all adjacent tickets in the end of turn.
Sure.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.
We gotta get you some familiar skills.
Because you'll have all stats up, and damage, and HP.
I have a bunch of extra stuff here for my ears.
We need to get some familiar on this dude.
OK.
OK.
Oh, wow.
That is quite a thing.
That is a whole mess of a thing right there.
Interesting.
Okay, for you.
If I get this, if something says usable once per battle, but then I have something that
says you can use your weapon an extra time each turn, is that my weapon or is my gun
basic attack my weapon. It would say basic attack if it was basic attack, right?
Hmm. I don't know how that works. So like, yeah, if this is limited once per battle,
I wonder if the multiplier overrides it.
Okay.
Oh, it does it use a twice-testing.
Okay.
In that case, you know, in that case, we'll try it there.
That'd be really cool.
We'll put that on U.
And then we'll fly a Malaeza.
Great.
Now we're doing this.
We're locking in.
Let's go.
Sound good, Danikin?
We said no.
Come on.
Let me look at the tail.
Oh, that's a no.
That's a no.
Okay.
I heard a rumor that Cobra really enjoys this game since when oh dude just a bunch of spawners
Wow, well that was a mess, interesting.
Oh, they're gonna block from the front, aren't they?
Hmm.
Let me see.
Gosh darn mother f***er.
I'm gonna say that.
Oh my gosh.
Well that's wonderful.
More kittens.
Uh, okay.
Haha!
I just literally sat on that dude.
I just literally sat on that dude, I love this game.
The attacking unit in melee range at this kill site becomes 3 foot food pickups.
Dude, that's amazing.
Okay, ooh.
I'm gonna free the mysterious creature and we'll murk in liquid.
looks around surprised bloody bruise and poisoned from the encounter all of these
guys spawn kittens can howl if it's melee attack inflicts injuries
Oh god.
That knocks back. Well, that just messed everything up. Oh lord.
Oh
smart. Ooh, not quite there. Grabbing you. Mark you. I'll heal you again.
Let me get some rain down this guy.
Oh, wait, if he throws stuff?
It's a melee attack inflicts injury.
What is this bullshit?
Okay.
Okay.
Did I say melee attack?
It's melee attack inflicts injuries.
That's not fair.
Chat, I'm gonna burn the building down.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm going to bring it up.
Soot! Great!
Oh. Oh, this gotta move.
Let's take it.
Okay.
Okay. There we go. That's better. See? Now you have to stop that, dude. Okay. Um...
I'll do focus shot, I guess.
Although Poison Lace could be good, because we can probably upgrade that to two.
Let me get Poison Lace.
Let's try that.
face cleaning. Okay. Sneak fight.
Chan Hong uses his own actions every time one of his enemies uses an action.
Ow.
Oh.
Get me that, jerk.
Uh-oh.
Nice.
Oh dude, what are you doing?
We're doing it.
Okay, we're gonna get some spawners and see if we can actually, I mean the maggot familiar kind of sucks, but
maybe, maybe we can turn it into something good, we'll see.
Oh god.
Uh, what do you do?
Explosive rocket that hits a random tile in an area.
Well fear units near the strat if it's turned and the body revives at the end of the round.
Wow.
He's got 10 HP?
Really?
Okay.
And a death.
Well, was it was a good idea?
Yeah.
He just inadvertently like trapped his dudes back there. Thank you man. Thank you bro.
Gross it.
Oh shoot, I didn't see that guy.
and
I
All of them
Oh
I am a maggot maxing I am
Yeah, sure.
Yes.
Um...
Hmm, okay.
Hey, Velika! Oh, dude! Thank you for the 100 months. Thank you for the kind, well,
mostly kind message. I really appreciate it, man. Thank you for all your support, dude.
Thank you, thank you. Start with bonus move and bleed one.
Oh.
I might put that on. Yeah. Your basic attacks inflict bleed one.
I'm going to speak by the order.
Thanks, Bejordan.
Appreciate it, man.
Act 3 is brutal.
Yes.
I returned to Act 3 after I did a whole bunch of work on my cat breeding program.
And it has gone sizably better since then.
I strongly recommend getting that in order before tackling Act 3.
We got spotters back here too, dang dude.
Oh shoot.
Well
come on over come on over aww don't rage attack me you dingus
Boom, give me that turkey.
Give me that sweet turkey.
Okay.
Okay.
No!
Stop running, sir.
I've got to come over there and get you to come up with us.
Great.
I knew what I was doing there.
testing the game
now
Oh, man.
Delicious.
Delicious.
Oh, heathens.
Oh, mania.
I like to eat food.
A small rock.
Poison Ivy Surranged.
You and Familiar You Spawn Are Poisonous.
Sure.
Okay. Let's put that on our Ranger. We're spawning the Maggots. Oh, I love to be in the Rare Canyon.
Okay.
Here we go. This guy's the worst, dude.
Okay, so we can't get right in front of him or he's going to suck us up.
with
Oh, that was a mistake
Oh
Hell yeah, dude
The litter box of broken dreams chat
I'm gonna use these to keep him away from that pill if you can.
Okay, you can't get in front of him or he's gonna suck us up.
Boom! Great! Alright, that was very smooth. The boss is rude.
Oh, I want- I want- Actually, let's do this. We'll do that instead of the poison.
I think that will be better for what we're trying to do.
Yeah, let's do that. That'll work fine.
Cool.
To the future! Chat, I think we should go kill Neo Hitler. What do you think?
That sounds like something we should probably do.
Let me tell you what happened.
Now what happened?
Catler.
The future.
We're gonna have to make some toe beans.
Got some toe beans over here.
Nope, okay.
Okay.
Let's pull you down.
Start working on the cross.
Nope.
Damn!
and slowers
hmm you have to chill there
We got to get more movement on him.
Kat, if what do you guys remind me, we need to throw a cape on them or something.
Did you just get your backflip back?
No you didn't.
Oh, that's not good.
Oh.
Go, my army of maggots.
Go, my army of maggots!
Oh, bummer, right here, yes!
Hell yeah, man dude, okay, this this magnet thing is actually working
I don't know how to do that.
Is there any rot that I can put on him?
Kill yourself in all adjacent units to full HP. Damn. Damn.
I could do that, but I really want the lock.
Let's try this, let's see how we're like this, I may change it, but let's try this.
Oh, check BBQ's new mutation, I should.
Oh god, the machine is humming with life and waiting for BBQ to issue a command.
Print!
Strange machines start spitting out sheet after sheet of paper each with a bunch of different items.
All the items look just like the ones BBQ and the cats already have.
What?
Well that was weird.
Your basic attack inflicts poison.
Awesome.
Better if it was raw, but that's still great.
We also got another monocle. Hell yeah.
We don't have any monocle skills on our Ranger though.
Either Ranger.
A butcher named BBQ.
You know you like it.
A butcher named BBQ.
hmmm
good
yep
I
Great.
I got a lot of stuff there.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
But when breaking robots bleed, it feels so right, Chad.
You're so right
These are some interesting builds you have now.
Munch.
Magofran.
Fatty Hat and Fatty Mask
It's a lot of fat, Shaq.
A nail gun.
Fire shot in a straight line that afflicts plus one thorns.
Uh-oh.
Windy.
What the hell is this thing?
Primes at attack when damage attacks all tiles of the same parody as his own.
Interesting, someone would be on a white tile right now.
Okay.
I wonder if traps work on this guy.
What?
Bro, what?
And then you go the next turn?
This is a weird fight, dude.
He's going so much more than we're able to.
Do I have to attack him before I move?
Is that what it is?
Maybe?
Dude! Chill! Um...
This guy's ridiculous, man.
three
three
nice
I will have maggots waiting for you wherever you go, sir
Dude, I'm here.
This fight is insane.
I can't keep up with this guy.
And the windy, the windy blow on us around is even crazier.
Give him all of the poison.
Okay, nice big hit.
Wow.
Boom.
That guy was no joke.
Oh my lord.
Hey, a crown!
Awesome.
That's a great head item.
That guy was rough.
Rude.
I think that was rough.
Rude...
Oh...
Damn, look at that.
Not bad. Let's do that for now. Optic nerve implant. I like that.
Okay.
Yeah
Hard mode. Let's go.
Is barbecue the name of the cat?
Yep.
Crimes air strikes.
I'm sorry. What?
You're looking a bit dry.
Hi, Amelia.
Most recently announced cast member of Ember Hill.
He's amazing.
Incredible.
OK.
Hydrate? I will. Thank you very much.
Boom.
Great.
Is there a link to that announcement? I looked and didn't see one. Yeah, it should be in the uh...
Oh, I don't think we've updated the command action.
Um, yeah, we should add...
Hmm.
Hey, Susan, can we change the command to say set for EA?
There's that for early access in summer 2026 check out the newest trailer announcing Amelia here
That'd be great, and then I think that's the new one right? That'd be perfect. I think that maybe the one that's already there. Oh
That's the airstrike
He looks very angry
That was amazing.
These two plex from a maggot, I love it.
Okay, that brace is killing me.
Killing me.
No, what are you doing look in that way bro.
Man dude they are just like keeping all of each other's up
Okay he's dead
Okay, now he's dead.
He reveals his time.
Okay, look at this.
Are you telling me that if I go here, I have the movement to go here, but it won't let
me?
Oh, you know what?
You know what, maybe I don't have enough movement to go there, maybe that's the issue.
Okay, no, I think I may not have enough.
I'm gonna go there.
I'm gonna go like here.
I think I really need to focus on these guys now.
Uh, let's go one of them now.
Okay, those cats are getting for five poison now, but I need another heal on them.
There it is.
What can I just get the fuck?
Not bad.
Alright.
Go ahead and take care of him.
Great! I love that it does the salute before it goes down.
Oh my lord. Ridiculous.
And that was an interesting long round.
Hmm
Roll of pennies
Rare furniture box. Oh, yeah
Let's open this
He glams it up and feels pretty.
I'm so glam-grad-nasty.
Oh my lord, what are these?
Ubercat reflects projectiles uncapped HP, has leap attacks that knock back in an area.
Okay.
Interesting.
Oh, he got two charisma for this run.
Yeah dude, there's a lot going on this round.
I will keep doing this, this is very worth it for me.
I'm going to be going after these guys.
Okay, great.
You can do it, okay?
Oh
Oh, that's pretty cool.
Great.
Great.
That is the right person to go after.
Perhaps you're pretty low on this guy.
I couldn't switch his direction.
what are you doing why did my magnet just do that no bro
No, you do not do that my dude. What are you thinking?
Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, um...
I'm going to use Sentry mode so we can get the updated version of that, hopefully.
That'd be amazing.
Don't we have like a really young dude?
Gonna bring this in for barbecue here, get him healed up real quick.
I have a better neck item for you and I feel like I should.
I got another arm?
Wow.
Yeah.
Loot it.
Oh, did we get a friendly little maggot?
And the Magafran? Oh god, that's this guy here.
Okay.
Dude, what?! He already did two?!
I'm bored of walking through the house
Over the time I've had enough
To slip up as lies
And piece and roll off to my knees
I have reached for a sweet treat
Here's the pictures that they swap for
A sweet heart for my teenage love
I'm tired of waiting for you
I'm tired of waiting for you
Oh
Terrible
I got to get out of this!
This guy is so so much HP
He licked the floor for seven health. Oh my god
I
I'm gonna see if I can spawn a whole bunch of more targets for this guy to consider.
Man, I don't have a lot of big damage.
I could barely, barely, barely touch in this guy.
This is rough.
get him! my maggot friends!
I
Oh my god, please let me turn him at least towards him.
Oh my god, dude.
I
Run
I
of
oh man what a fight dude that was wild oh my god okay um who's got this
Whoo! Two for two on on Catler. Hell yeah, man.
Go further into the future. This is the first time we've done this.
The end.
Whoa, random 5% dodge chance. Nice, we'll take it.
Oh, we've got another shield.
We've got another wafer too.
Oh, wait!
Did it duplicate a bunch of our items back when we saw that list?
Oh, it totally did.
That's what's going on.
That's why we have a bunch of dupes.
Took me a minute, Chapo.
We got there.
We got there.
We got there.
Okay.
Oh my god.
We duped so many good items.
Oh, this is ridiculous.
Holy shit.
Oh, this is ridiculous.
Holy shit.
Um.
Are there any other items we want to...
No, I think we're good.
I think we're mostly good.
We duped our monocle.
Oh, that's so good.
We have some fun ranger runs in our future.
All right, here we go.
I see it actually survived now.
Oh, look!
It's gaspers.
Create poison clouds when it attacks Ori's damage, primes an explosion when killed.
Shadecat, melee attacker, teleports behind a random one of its enemies when damaged.
Its backstab always fears and causes grip.
I see they're both very obsessed
Let's not do that.
Okay, that's a lot of poison here.
of
the
of
Man, I don't like their breathing sound.
Hey Crunchy, what's up, buddy?
Mr. Coe, any brief sentence advice to those newly starting the game?
My best advice for people just starting the game is the best way to do the breeding
is to get the appeal of your house up over time.
Look at every stray cat that comes in.
As you start seeing stray cats that have seven in a stat,
put them in a room and start breeding them together.
And start to try early in your game
to start getting cats that have sevens
and breeding them together.
And then when they have cats with more sevens,
breed them with more cats that have more sevens
and keep working towards those.
That will dramatically help your experience.
Yeah.
I do, I do recommend it.
Let's do the bonnet show.
I'd much rather have the attack, but this won't work.
I am not entering a weird- You know what? Oh, screw it, we're going in.
Grisu won't start the next battle with mana.
Oh damn, what are these?
As multi-hit melee attack turns into an edema when killed, these are edemas, evolves into
a husk when the timer reaches zero, spawns thorny tuners and kills, and heralds are
melee attackers that summon shadows of itself.
Damn.
Oh, sorts of nastiness here.
Okay, I'm gonna stun them.
What is this music?
Oh, shit.
Oh, it seems to me that I'm not really mine.
Okay, one.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
I've had so many cats singing with our guys singing right now, good that also kills the
Shadow
No means
Oh, I can only give it to him because he has an alpha cab helmet on
Interesting
This is a really fun build.
I didn't get either of the OP Ranger builds that I was doing or really any of the OP Ranger
but that's really important. And it still is working out pretty well. Which is pretty cool.
Yeah.
Now you don't have to waste your cleric's alphas felt. Yeah, but I don't want it on the ranger.
Um, I'm like cool.
Let's do, let's do suck.
Let's do suck, because that really helps get all the meat that flies off the enemies.
Barbecue is a good name for a butcher, right?
Tanks?
Helmet.
Ooh.
Alright, we were going to do, let's see what we're going to do.
We're going to take this.
Do you have a better helmet?
I'm going to kiss the grotesque writhing cancer's massive flesh.
Hard to tell, but it seems to have light the infection, did you see that picture?
Oh my god dude, what?
Did I get that?
Did I get that head mutation?
I think so, yeah, I did.
Right, here we go.
The bloat.
It does a blood blast when units walk past its side, spawns eyeballs.
Okay.
Oh, it's only a one-by-one.
Moves one tile towards units each time they take an action trample.
Oh, I can't kill it?
What?
What?
Oh, that's wild.
Yeah, come over here.
Oh, shit.
Yeah
Oh
Yeah
Oh god, it just popped out another one, dude, don't do that.
I'm sorry, what what just happened oh, oh once okay, that's the walk past it thing
does a blood blast when units walk past the side
or spawn it inside of here
Hi.
Awesome, awesome.
Awesome. Awesome.
I do kind of want the passive health regen, actually.
um
That's like the upgraded suck
Yeah, I see that's the outfit then that's actually pretty damn decent
That'll add up
Hard mode.
Let's do it.
of
the
That's what I get for not reading chat.
That's what I get for not reading.
That was an immediate, immediate punish for not reading.
Immediate Punisher.
I deserved that.
what is this melee attacker becomes scary when damaged
That's fair. That's pretty scary.
Oh! Does she fear everything around her?
Wow. Oh, bro, come on. You know what? I guess just sit your ass there, then.
Oh, you only have three left.
Damn.
Damn.
Man.
Hold next.
Nice.
Hey, that's the right person to go behind.
Dude, still?
You just used all of my- WHAT?!
Bro!
Oh my god.
Man, it's just a chain reaction, that is lovely to see.
Okay.
I'm gonna click on the other thing, that's fine.
Boom.
Get this guy down.
Let's go down.
Found an upgraded maggot from my earth.
Nice.
hat. Apply confusion to yourself and all enemies at the start of battle. I'm gonna inspect
the large crack in the earth. Oh no, we lost our worn nurses hat. Better put on one of my
other two okay what are these the collective has a spin attack counter
attacks when hit mimics the attacker encounters of all other cats in the
Oh
Oh, I did not mean to do that.
Oh god, I just came to this guy.
Okay, go get him, Tiger.
Ah, let's see.
I'm going to go stun him.
Oh, it looks like the Collector does not mimic him when the stun is on.
Oh, it looks like the Collector does not mimic him when the stun is off.
I think that man's is dead.
I know that man.
Oh!
Wait, what's the upgrade here?
I can already give myself or another unit plus one poison for this.
I could already have given it to other units though.
Give yourself- oh, any other unit!
I see.
I see.
next to me. Okay. I'm gonna get a face of your life. What in the hell is this?
Pardon me for taking 8 damage. Ow.
The Radiated Object.
A melee attack that inflicts Sleep 1.
Whenever you fall asleep, gain all stats up, restore all your mana, and heal a random injury.
Whoa, that is a crazy synergy item.
Alright, what do we got?
The monster.
My children have returned to me?
The mother will take back what's hers.
Ewww.
She's got full parts of her off.
We're dead, so bear me dead
Don't take good care of me so tight
Oh, we're dead, we're dead, so bear me dead
Don't trust enough for the fun
You don't know more than birthday party
These people are dead, they're dying in the ground
And there's no more cause, no more
Who are you?
These people break me and never lay dying in the ground
Oh dude, she's gonna keep growing this stuff out?
Oh no.
I
Am gonna be a little closer
Oh, we got a really good gun there.
I feel like Sentry Mode on this guy is going to be huge this run.
Why can't I fire hit this again?
Because that rocks there?
Oh, yeah, look, they're like, going back there.
Oh!
Yeah.
I
I
Awesome
I don't know what these do.
Grabbed units and folds them towards the mother.
Okay.
Ow.
I'm really doing work this fight.
I
I want to get close to this guy.
We're surrounding him with maggots guys.
Oh Mr. Waffles, yeah, this is major spoilers.
The ground for me is no more, no more, no more, no more
Dear, we must operate the end of the red line
And the ground for me is down
Beautiful
No more justice for the humans
Dancing around and surrounding the fire
Shaving the living life of those people
damn dude the magus was marked
Awesome, awesome, awesome.
Awesome. Awesome.
Wow. Okay.
Okay, now what? What is this item we got?
Bruise one when you take damage gain plus two damage, that's awesome.
Oh, we got a bunch of good items.
Spawn 2-3 random familiars on adjacent tiles. Holy shit.
Fire is a shot in a straight line that insta kills units and deals 25 damage to bosses.
Holy water heals 2 HP in an area. Oh, it's forever.
When you kill a unit or destroy a corpse, it becomes meat.
Grisu gazes up in awe at the orb at the brilliant light of the orb it radiates
warm heat like the surface of a tiny Sun and is slowly consuming everything
around it. Lick it. As Grisu licks the orb his mind is overwhelmed with
knowledge about all things, pursues body shifts as he grows a human head and enters an evolved
state of being.
Start with two backflips.
Damn!
Wow!
That's a great one!
can be inherited too? Oh man. I may throw him in our breeding room.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Anything that's warring, pretty much after it has to go.
Oh dude like all of our monocles
Okay, I think we're gonna have to do that.
Is there anything incredible I'm leaving behind?
I don't think so.
A lot of good stuff, I don't think.
Has Rowling tried this game?
This is not a game for Rowling.
Yeah.
Not yet.
Oh, actually, you know, we're not going to... yeah, where did he always go here?
What?
Why are you looking at me like that?
If you think about anything to do with the World Ending, buddy, like seriously think
about it.
If anything, you probably didn't.
Don't you realize the risk you're taking manipulating time?
Really gonna leave anyway, an old disheveled hobo?
Or a reanimated dead woman with an army of cats that you can time travel?
Oh!
My hands are clean, buddy.
Figuratively, of course, obviously my hands are filthy right now.
Because of you, fix this.
Fix it how?
What am I supposed to do next?
Can I- what?
Did it say something unlock?
Oh now we do house blocks.
Okay, here.
Okay, little Mario.
Get out of here.
I'm very busy with lots of important things, take a 25, I'm so over it.
I
How much you drink some water? Can you do that buddy?
Okay.
Oh.
Uh, you are decent, aren't you?
Yeah, you're good.
I don't think we can use you in the future.
You're not so much.
Uh-oh!
bro interesting we will not use her but we can yeah that's that's
And now
Star Chaser!
Star Chaser!
Now, here in Boom County!
Star Chaser!
Star Chaser!
WMPW!
Two Moves!
Two Moves!
Man, we're getting a lot of interesting, um, breadcats here.
These dudes come in the morrow.
I don't think I have enough cats for this.
I think we're going to get an ASCII chat.
Where's my other dude? Did he die? I think I sent him away. We'll have to use level 4 but you don't make it work.
You make it work, Chad. Or I can bring in another Ranger who's also level 4.
I did not prepare for this properly. I have made a terrible mistake.
Okay, Crispa. You're only level 5. Oh man.
You have chosen Warrior though, that's good.
We're going to break a lot of stuff this round, but I'm totally okay with that.
Like I'm okay with that.
You have a point.
You don't need help being done by a security guard.
Um...
Bring the flute.
Yes, the flute.
Nice, let's do it.
See what we're dealing with. The C-800.
Oh, my gosh.
Primary objective, just...
Wait, what?
Um...
Oh, no.
I don't know what's going on.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
The just-changed the-yooo!
He just-oh god.
I
Oh
My god
I
Do holy shit
So anytime we do something, they can move a little bit.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Dude
Dude, he's slowly becoming more looking like a machine, and it's so awesome.
Ewww.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Okay.
Well, that worked out to be pretty great.
We lost a deal, but...
That was awesome.
Thanks, Ben.
Oh, God.
Have some snow on your floor, put your nose to your hands, and snow with every sound.
There it is, the choreo of the floors.
Thank you so much Ben. Sniffa, sniffa clap. Sniffa clap.
So take this out. You know that deathbot Hitler sent from the future to kill you?
It was riddled with science. I was able to hack together what us men of science call an antenna.
Receiver antenna
Now I won't bore you with technically mumbo jumbo this thing might be our ticket out of this pp
So tech hole is take this thing to the active volcano in the Jurassic period leave it there, and I'll do the rest
Oh, man. I've got such a huge theory right now. I feel like headed go get on it. Oh
Dude, what is the terrible thing that this does?
Probably horrible terrible. Oh
God I regret everything. No stop cancel
No
God damn it
Is that there I don't know man Jesus
I think we're doing comfort
Comfort and Stimulation.
Oh, there's the birdie.
Um...
Comfort.
Um...
Um...
I might have seen some...
Oh, totally.
Okay.
What about sir?
I can get him back.
Something.
This way.
Um...
Let me see.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, what?
There we go.
Does that work?
Yeah, but that's not what that was.
We had everything filled in on this side.
This smidgen was filled in over here.
Three hours later, two-five hours later.
Oh, here we go, over to the up here, right?
We need a lot more comfort stuff.
Where's the rest of- there it is.
Okay, so if we can get that up to there, we can do it.
Let's move you down to there.
I'll just redo it now, I might as well.
I feel so hot my insides are makin' me.
Great.
Okay.
I think this might be better than we had it before.
We have like one more block thing there.
Did he have a block or something?
move this. Need more comfort, but honestly like, if you get, we obviously have a ton of
That's it there, let's go.
See what we've got?
Wooo!
That's good.
Get up there.
You on the 18.
Um...
Well, actually, we could have gotten around that.
Oh, look at this one!
Yeah, that's... that's a little good.
Sorry, Murray.
Okay.
Fantastic chat, it's been awesome.
Super good progress tonight.
Let's see, what are we up to now?
We're up to 74% complete.
We're almost three quarters done with this game.
What a frickin' ride.
Guys, thanks for being here.
I will see you fine folks tomorrow morning at 8am ET.
As always, really appreciate your time and thanks for being here tonight. Hope you had a good one. See you guys soon. Bye.
You again.
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, you are now able to use your
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
Don't resist. We'll be quicker that way.
All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows and more.
I see your confusion. Ignore the clouds in your mind. The villagers need your help, and the Vetrometis is no place for vengeance.
It will be a difficult task, but together, you will know when you build this tower.
Find the same goal, and hone your skills to remember the challenges of the world, and
and live.
For the eternal prison
knows no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison wanderer
from the unceasing grip of death.
That's an enemy tanker!
Ha ha ha!
Okay, this is dumb of me.
I've been wanting to take D the entire game.
That was smart of me.
Thanks, Scrappy.
I hope we can name our cock.
I'm dead.
There's at least two in this little 3.1 come box.
I'm sorry.
What did I just say?
You know, I was just thinking that.
Yeah.
This was family friendly, right?
I've been wanting to take D the entire game.
No one has touched this, the whole game.
Flurg says lame-ass game.
I mean that is fair, that's your opinion.
But my opinion is somebody with the name Flurg calling something else lame-ass.
That's a decision.
Alright JP, I'm going to park you right around the outside so just start going ham when we
get in.
This guy's right in front of us.
And go.
Alright JP, get him.
Are they dead yet?
Did he undjp?
Hey wait a second, why are you dead?
What happened?
Did you see the sea forks?
There's no guys in front of us.
I don't know what I did.
Round that corner behind the mine is an enemy trooper.
10-4, thank you.
I don't know what I did.
Round that corner behind the mine is an enemy tanker.
10-4, thank you.
That's an enemy tanker!
Okay.
B is clear.
Ow!
Accept that mine.
Heh heh heh.
Shuffle coming in.
Aw man, he just lowered the property value big time on my house there.
We got enemies uh straight west.
Holy shit dude!
He just double head shot at us!
He double head shot us without aiming!
Frickin head moved a little when it was looting dude. Jesus. I was not aware their heads moved while they were looting
I know my bag up. I think it's okay has decent damage output and accuracy semi-auto very weak armor
So I would have run it as an only gun but oh
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Well that can't be.
Gamers never look up man.
He just like slowly floated down while we were all talking.
No sir.
Can you imagine what that helicopter saw just flying over that and be like, oh that's
a tank!
Boom!
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, let's go, yeah, let's go down here.
Oh, God!
So, funny, funny, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I definitely tried to use my shield recharger on the rope.
You just let go, you just let go, yeah.
I don't know what I was expecting.
Yeah, don't know what I was expecting, really.
Oh, oh, he's about to run out of batteries.
You all right there fella?
Oh, hold me detective.
Oh, dad, oh well.
Nice work little buddy.
Maybe I should bury you somewhere.
Why the vampires disable AutoCorrect on their phones?
They love a good typo.
Oh wow, that's it really?
Wow, you just walk up and press E and you're done.
Oh damn, bro.
That's pretty easy.
Oh no!