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Yo!
Yo!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow meow!
Meow meow!
We're doing a ridiculous run right now.
Yo, yo, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
We're doing a ridiculous run right now, mm-hmm, I think we just beat this boss, or we're
gonna burn you.
Sorry, I'm finishing up lunch.
What are you doing, dude? I love this game.
I would have in such a good time in this game.
Meow.
Boom.
This is good. Oh, teleports at me up in town?
Sure.
That was a serious munch, oh that copy it's a spot
I think we're good there, let's sharpen up our hook, oh god I'm so sorry, we're good,
Oh. Oh, really?
Hmm. Is Quad Butcher actually working?
Yes!
Surprisingly, Quad Butcher is actually working.
And I know, I am surprised this one.
Hello, Burb.
Okay, I think that's all we're doing there.
Can't be much from this side, unfortunately.
I'll get this guy.
Boop.
Hmm, I don't even know how I would get in there, I guess I have to...
I am so sorry, what was that?
As long as it wasn't another cat.
Uhh, the truckiner.
Hey Pugina, what's up, buddy?
Boom.
Nice.
Oh my God. These are all amazing.
I'll let the sphere guess me.
Oh, Cat-Cat-Eyeed Armor is actually really good.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Toa is not helping with my mechanics addiction.
Uh, I'm sorry. I mean it's not, you should just put it dead to me.
Believe the game!
The game calls you.
You know, you can just put it down whenever you want. It's fine.
Believe the game.
Excuse me.
I'm sure it's fine.
Mm-mm.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
get that coin okay
now these things here we can break open but don't spawn this one spawns though
Oh, we have to kill this. We have to kill the Toonster.
Hmm. Let me get this guy first.
Okay.
Grab this guy.
Boom.
I'm gonna teleport you to here in motion.
You have been munched.
Mouching has transpired of the moche variety
Hey, steprace what's up, buddy? Mr. Deacon says do you feel any better? Well, I am completely loaded up with meds right now
So yes, I have a lot of dayquil in me currently
Let's go for this guy.
For the love of Joplin.
South place is allergy season.
I have like a sinus thing going on I think.
The starting of one.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to make it not be a thing.
Like attempting to take good care of myself.
not going well. Let's see. Can I pull him out? Oh, close. No.
No.
We get extra Slay the Spire, too. Oh. Coach is at Emberville on Indie Showcase. Well
done. Thank you. Thank you. Are you going to show the new Emberville trailer that
just showed up I am as soon as it's all happening but yes yes we're very excited
about that. Heel to full at the end of the battle.
I'm currently working on like three different trailers though I don't I'm
not even sure which one they just showed. There's like a lot of different
stuff we're working on.
Do do do do do do do do do do.
Oh, W. Killin Man.
Nice.
Good. I think I know what you're talking about.
Inspect.
When's everybody releasing? We're going into early access later this year, summer.
Is that Tinky Goodsack? It is.
Okay, I think this happened.
Um, how are we going to make this happen?
Uh, let's see.
We're over here.
Gonna cut you multiple times in the face.
There has been face cutting.
Um, I don't need to pick those up yet.
Oh, I could convert them.
Let's do this here.
Burt those.
Great.
You're gonna go here.
Munch.
Smack.
You are just gonna spit on him.
Patu!
And you...
Oh, I guess we're gonna get this guy.
Now
Nice, let's take it.
Okay.
Ow.
Oh no!
Here.
Um.
Boop!
Ouch.
Wow.
Wow.
You sound of a Thomas.
Simon and Thomas.
Yeah.
Oh, is that you?
Or not.
Wow.
Uh,
can I just break that?
Wow.
Be, be, be.
Be.
I think they're running.
Mulch.
That's good.
USA Shield.
A ranged attack that inflicts stun plus 2 grace while the weapon is usable?
Dude!
Cool!
These items are crazy!
Okay!
Phantom Mask.
10% chance to block attacks when you take damage.
This becomes an invincible familiar.
What?
Obviously, we're going to have to see what that is.
Huh.
That's kind of awesome.
Yeah, let's go hard mode.
Let's do it.
Are we watching a new Emberville video that came out five minutes ago?
We are in just a minute.
I can't really get anyone from here, can I?
I guess I can get these guys.
What is this?
The forms of spin attack at the start of the turn teleport to units that kill its allies.
Okay, mmm.
God.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Hmm.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Okay.
Hmm.
Meow.
Dang dude. This isn't great positioning.
Okay.
Well actually we're gonna finish this fight first.
Actually you know what? Hold on one second.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Hey chat.
We're going to watch something real quick.
Do do do do do do.
Oh, OK.
Oh.
Do do do do do do do.
Do.
OK, you guys ready?
I think it just got uploaded, so the quality may be a little bit of a thing, but.
You again?
What is all the trailer for?
I order of more Daxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain...
Greatest!
Frank, where'd you solve it?
Don't resist.
Don't be a little like him that way.
Here, boom.
You guys have seen another trailer.
That's one of the plays of my outro.
No!
You guys have seen another trailer, that's one of the plays of my outro.
Ooh, the couch!
Hey, wanderer, give the hand to Aunt Anisha, would you?
But now, let's find a safer place, away from these damp walls.
We can discuss those trivialities once we're able to breathe fresh air.
Oh hey there, I'm Amelia Tyler.
You might recognize me as the voice of the narrator in Baldur's Gate 3,
Hecate in 80s 2 and Eleanor Nightingale in Warframe.
Now, what might I be doing next, I wonder?
Well, I'm here today to announce that I will be joining the cast of Everville.
I don't know how much you know about this game yet,
but if it's not already on your radar, fix that,
because you are in for a treat with this game.
I've seen Under the Hood a little bit. What they are doing is just phenomenal on every level. The artwork is all just soundtrack.
Just does things to me. I cannot wait to experience it and meet my character.
So come along and join us on this journey.
We are so so happy and honored to have Amelia join the cast of Emberville. It is a
is, oh, dreams, dreams do come true, friends.
Just the cast so far is mind blowing, mind blowing.
I literally could not ask for more talented,
better people to be in this game.
So anyway, that's kind of our announcement.
So yeah, just wow, wow.
She is just incredible in every way.
So very, very excited.
And yeah, very cool.
Okay, so on that note, let me turn this back up.
Boop!
Hey, Bryn, yeah, just watch your trailer.
It looks fantastic.
That was an amazing announcement.
Oh, it was good.
Just awesome.
Just awesome.
Okay, oh God, he moved in between my entire party.
Also, Bryn, I hope things are good for you out there.
I'm sad.
I wanna be out there with you guys.
Sometimes soon.
We're gonna have to do like an Ember Con.
Okay, let's see now
Um, where you going for this guy?
Oh, shoot.
Wait, this is worth.
Oh, it teleports to you.
It's a kills and tallies.
Hmm.
Well, have you seen Bayquit of Fools on stream,
or steam?
I don't think so.
Oh, you got my buddy.
Thank you.
Thank you, Bryn.
I can't wait to rock that.
It's so nice.
It's so good.
Oh, let's see.
Boom.
Ooh, big head.
Not quite there.
Let's get away from him.
Good bye death, good bye oh uh oh Suzu's already on it didn't even I was about to tell Suzu
could you please upgrade update the Emberville command yeah you're already good I don't even
I don't know why I bother chatting.
Let's do this.
Weird spirit flies versus rock flies.
Oh, well rock flies are kicking ass.
What is going on in this team? Yeah.
This is a full butcher run, and we're doing it...
just happened to notice we could take four butchers for the first time and so
we also did it in tandem with the challenge where all of the instead of
getting skills and updates every level we get rare items so this has been an
interesting run to say the least. It's been awesome. It's been super interesting.
I'm not doing anything from here.
You might though.
Nope.
Boom.
Here it is.
Christ is going to wait for Emberville?
I cannot wait to get it to you guys.
It's coming along so well.
It's pretty great.
Oh, a mystic eye.
I'm going to get a superhero cake here.
We're going to lose so many items after this run, oh my god, it's going to be ridiculous.
Because we're going to bring back so many better items.
A freaking black belt dude, are you serious?
Just chillin'.
25% chance of block attacks and counter attack.
I want tapi toes.
Give me the tapi toes.
feels a burst of speed nice breaking down oh these guys eat us no they throw units
that are nearby we also have another death guy over here and our roads wait
What?
No, I see he did.
Bro!
This is where we go.
Oh my god
Nice
Okay, we got a you're gonna get no you are there you are we're gonna do this this guy's 56 hit points
Sir, let's get out of there.
Oh.
Always got a big tummy.
This seems real bad.
Okay.
Oh lord.
Uh, ExoSwift!
Hmm, AlabasterDawn.
Alright, we keep that in mind. Thank you, bud.
Yeah, Esoteric Eb is also quickly getting on my list.
Maybe just for cozy, I just kind of want to like check it out.
It seems like something that needs to be checked out even though I don't know if I'll be able
to do the whole thing because of um, there's no VA at all apparently or very, very little.
I think I'm gonna kill my throat, but you know what?
I still kind of want to just try it, you know.
Just want to see it.
I've heard so many good things about it.
Let's do this
Your basic attacks become
Blowing blasts with a great item, right Danieke I think Danny came is just thinking that how good of an item that was
Dark Gates is not trying to reverse psychology or anything, but even if you offered me to
be a game tester in Emberville, I wouldn't take it.
Well now, now, now I really want to offer to you, now what's, no, stop, stop, don't
do that.
This is going to be a thing.
I owe we can we can rot fly, which will help I think a little bit.
Does did it do range attacks?
I think he does.
Oh, this guy will be able to possibly hit him.
Just pin him in the corner?
Yeah, that's the plan.
That's what we're going to try to do.
I'm going to need all these guys on the same side.
Oh
Wow, I can't even
getting closer so no little wall here
Oh
No, yes, yes, okay
What's that?
Okay.
Can we do anything from here with this guy?
I don't think so.
Oh, dude, this guy's got to move.
No, bro.
This guy just messed that up.
you're supposed to be here to hit him, damn it.
This isn't a great place to have him.
Hey!
I didn't know he did that.
Really?
Oh man the two people that we didn't we're not able to get to him that sucks
Yeah, okay
Yeah, we got to be careful about this
My spine is about to go through the pistol of war.
I got a feeling that I'm in war.
Stop the time.
And you can hear the sound of the fire.
Don't flip out.
OK.
Oh, this little mother flea gun.
OK, wait.
Here we go.
Oh!
I thought I went to the person that killed him!
Oh no...
Oh no...
It's only cats!
Oh, I didn't know that.
I'm gonna kill this guy.
Hold on.
Dude!
Okay.
No, no, no, go back, go back, go back.
Awesome. Okay. Great.
Oh, man.
Alright, that was the quest. We're going home. Yeah, we're going home. I don't need more
good items. I've already gotten way more than I need so that's great. I think that was the whole thing.
Phantasmal!
Oh my god this is gonna hurt. I don't want to see it. Oh no! We already had a bunch of great items.
I'm gonna put like all of our worn stuff away.
There's so many items I want and want to try.
We got two black belts.
Oh my lord.
Um, you?
You?
You?
Um.
Stunning beard.
Okay, we have two of those, um, let's see, okay, we're just going to get one more thing.
What's the last thing we want?
Okay, I'm very happy with that pull.
I see you are back and the storage locker is still in one piece nice.
I'll be needing that locker back though.
It wasn't the locker I thought it was and that would just fill with tons of my personal effects.
Here you can have this one though.
It's an old armory key.
Wear it around your neck and the armory fairy will visit you at night
and he will bring you knives and ammo.
Tell him Thomas said hi when you see him.
Find an extra item after each battle?
Dude!
My lord!
Okay.
Um.
See if everything is clear.
I don't think I should do that video.
Okay.
Okay, you guys can all go.
Oh, we can do more stuff at Dr. Beals?
I've done it again, a new invention appears.
This one seriously came to go and make me a billionaire now, listen up.
This one's super cool, you know how nuclear power works right?
Well I made a knife that converts time into pure atomic energy so you can just kick back
and watch its power grow.
But listen, you gotta let it kill stuff or it will turn on you.
Nuclear power's a fickle mistress, only the soul's living can calm her fury, so make
sure you feed her or it will probably explode or something.
Huh.
Huh.
Actually, we'll do that later.
Boom.
Thank you.
Bites are deadlier, but the winning cat gets double the stat reward.
Yeah, I want that somewhere.
I want that somewhere.
Minus 500.
We're gonna have a fighting place
for our other gaffes, I think.
Sketch decent.
We have any down here?
Nope, we're good.
Let's do it a few days.
Oh, somebody died.
Whoops.
I guess that's the dangerous fights.
Yep, sorry, Mystic though.
Didn't make it.
Hey, pebble.
Oh my god, look how tight- It's Lil Evelyn!
She's a Primordial Dwarf!
Nineteen Luck?
Look how tiny she is! She's so small!
Or really?
That's a weird idea.
Alright, here's the new kittens.
Uh, oof!
Dang dude, you're great!
Connie, you're pretty good.
TPU.
No, I can look for it.
Gustavo, you're really good.
Francis.
Okay, so we didn't have any of the good ones.
Donatek.
Millie has evolved. Oh no. That's the person with the funny face.
Okay.
No.
Not what we're looking for, we're looking for strength bumps down here.
No.
Ooh.
Very good.
Man, I mean we got great breeding stock, I'll say that.
It's kind of good. I just wish it was they're not perfect though. They're not perfect. They need to be perfect
Now now now
I turn right over to us
Okay, give you two more nicks.
Oh, he grew old and tired.
Old and teared.
Good to go around, buddy.
Catch a rena.
Everyone else.
Tzatziki?
Perrota?
Oh my god, those eyes.
It's horrifying.
Do I have a cat flight club in my house?
Not yet.
But I think I'm going to.
Oh my god, you're not going to.
Got it.
Oh, that's it.
Meow.
Meow.
Okay.
Okay, so you're good or you're good.
Uh, you are pretty good.
Can't eat food, use consumables, or use it.
Oh my god, yeah.
You're a grand boy, J-nice guy.
Oh.
We've got a tink-cat.
You know, I've been looking into you.
Maybe it's time the blackmailer becomes the blackmailing.
Yeah, it's true. I know your secret identity.
And if you don't want me to spill those things, it's gonna cost ya.
25 big ones, checkmate, you bitch.
We're starting to hear the same lines.
But I love them all the same.
Spawn again, absolutely dude. Thank you so much. We are insanely honored to have Amelia. It's amazing. It is amazing. Thank you bud
Okay
Our comfort is way too low down here
Too many kids kids
Awesome.
With Amiri on the team, be careful of your save scum ways.
I know.
I hope you get your Mr. Gift tomorrow.
All you see is a giant pile of human excrement.
Oh, super.
What I'm saying is I hope it's a mirror.
Ha ha, wow.
Ooh.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, what?
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Cats will not breed but five comfort.
Idol of castity.
Oh, interesting.
Okay.
Huh.
I do not want that.
I love the comfort mode, that's too bad.
Uh, what do we got here? Do we have people?
Not new.
No.
No.
No.
Are you like super in bed? That's cool.
What do we got here? Oh, we got a straight? Oh, we got three sevens.
Nick, you're gonna go over there too, I think.
Okay.
Say hi to your reading partners.
Fallen Flower.
Underworld.
Okay, okay, that's a starving
outside
I'm gonna use those big eyes.
Yappers?
Oh man.
Okay.
I'm gonna do a run.
Rebelscluff, not sure man. I'd have to really think about it.
Oh, there it is. Where is that smell coming from?
You're gonna get a baby jack.
That's too much.
Great.
Snippercat.
Snip.
Try to get that snip on.
Oh, actually.
Bulk is not terrible.
Loves Millie. If a cat loves another cat, will they not breed with other cats?
Is that how that works?
Okay, let's see what we want to do.
We need a lot of wins in Rift with a lot of different classes and we got to do some progression.
You know, we just got a bunch of good items.
We should do some progression.
Let's see.
We're going to bring you.
We're going to bring you.
We're going to bring you and we're going to bring you, and we're going to bring you.
What I want for my last spot.
Maybe a druid?
Something, something fun.
You guys got stats for almost anything.
We could do a psychic.
We could do a monk.
We could do a tinkerer.
or something good passes in this game.
Jester, you know, honestly, I'm like,
yes, that's like the one I'm not really a huge fan of.
Let's do psychic.
Let's see how that works out.
Yeah, let's do that.
OK, we're going to give you some feelings.
Let's sort this.
You got open wound to start with and bow shall not kill.
This can be an interesting combo if you get to use some stuff.
I'm going to get, find an extra item after each battle because that's hilarious.
Okay, you need an eye item to be clear of tears.
Here we go.
And then for your big item, we'll just stick that on you for now, but I might change that.
And then for your attack item, we'll give you anointing.
Very cleric-y.
Are you going to get some magic damage?
You're going to get a range attack that inflicts a stun.
Your movement is 8.
I'm going to give you the energy transmitter, and I'm going to see how that is, because
your attack can hit from anywhere so. And then we'll do.
All for me, Stata, your basic attack has a 25% chance to shoot an asteroid at what it
hits in a block. Let's do that because again, he can hit anywhere.
So now, unfortunately for this guy, we don't have any fun stuff.
I don't have any items that are going to guarantee me.
Um, hit. Which means I don't know if we can break, have a fun little broken build with
this guy.
Hmm, maybe the inflict lead for now.
What did you get by the way?
Take aim and flee shot, okay.
Go through the ninja bandana.
10% chance to gain a bonus attack when you use it.
And then for your necklace, we'll do caveman necklace, although you don't have any crit
yet.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You don't know about that.
You could put it on in anticipation of hopefully getting something better later.
Your base attack inflicts bruise.
Let's do that for now.
Cool.
11 bucks a lot of crit?
That's true.
It's okay.
That's an okay amount of crit.
I would agree.
Alright, let's put a superhero cape on you to fly around.
You have a really good head stat I would like to put on.
I really wish this worked so it says your head and neck item effects are doubled.
And then if I put this on it says triple the effect of your trinket.
Oh gee, did that work?
No, tripling the effect of your trinket would be a six.
Yeah, so it's not doubling it.
Petnically, that should also double it.
Which it is not doing.
I don't know if that's intended or a bug.
I think I still might do that though, now that I'm looking at it.
If we put this on, then we could just do the raw damage.
and have 14 strength to start with with him.
I think that's not that.
Wow, that that mask and helmet that fits.
That almost looks like a set.
Oh, interesting.
OK, well, this is cool.
All right, what do I want for you for an item?
What did you get cumulative blast deal damage to a unit in your line of sight that increases spells damage by one for the rest of battle
Well, that's awesome, uh, let's get this to reduce the cost
All right, man, we're doing this let's go let's go
I'm gonna just die i'm gonna die in like the first two fights chat here comes i'm gonna be so pissed
So pissed
Okay, so if I go over here to attack this oh I can't it's a week. I take it like this
No. Oh, because it hasn't taken any damage.
Damn. So I need a way to attack friendly units with him.
Because I think that every time one of them dies, we can get a bonus with him.
Bonus damage.
I need to see if I can even get a familiar that he can kill.
Oh, so even if they kill an enemy?
Hold on. I need to read that statement. I don't think I know how that works.
Dude, that was awesome!
Oh, I can't hit the rock.
What's a bummer?
Oh, because this guy...
Excuse me.
Here.
Nice.
Oh, that's the mask!
Invulnerable attack it to knock it forward in a straight line. It deals damage to things it hits
That's wild
Okay
Did you just
Did you just fart on me when I healed you? Oh god, you have some weird ass mutation. Oh, no
What did you do?
Okay so take an extra turn you're stunned and don't regenerate mana on that turn.
What?
teleport to straight line and you deal damage in this place and upgrade when your spell is
not random, then it's bad.
Hmm.
Why would I like any of these?
Hmm.
I'm going to get an ancestral recall.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay, when an enemy downs another unit, they take 10 holy damage.
Oh, that's just every enemy?
Okay, cool.
I'm not going to eat this.
I need to look at your stuff.
you heal over your max HP fart and inflict poison 3 on adjacent units.
What?
Is that what?
It's freaking game, dude.
So, wait, if I...
Oh god what is this? Oh no.
Thank you.
I guess it blocks from the front is that is that what's missing there blocks from the front
Okay, cool cool cool
That'll spawn that so I don't think it
It has a shield that's true not wrong
Okay, so I can now inflict super burn
Let's get him stun him. Yeah me out
Okay, I'm going to go back to the game.
Okay, I'm going to go back to the game.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
You say out, out, out.
Okay.
Me out.
Uh, let's pull you down.
Let's pull you down.
Bam.
This cat is snoring.
Hey kitten.
Boom.
Love this cat.
Knee out, cat.
Knee out.
Okay.
Ooh.
Persistent front.
Interesting.
Okay.
Hmm.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh no! Oh no, is this a weather thing? Flash, blood. Oh lord.
A psychic choke attack that inflicts bruise on a unit in her line of sight knocks back
any enemy that casts a spell.
Okay.
Groove.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Stun, pull, and zap.
Stun, pull, then zap.
I think we got him, Jeff.
Okay.
Now we're talking to the end of this game, I have no idea.
Still having a blast playing it, so a bit.
Jump to a food pickup in range 4, but why does it do 9 damage?
your part. The attack would down you instead of this break seeming game 50% of your max HP.
Damn. That's pretty great. Hmm. Okay. Can you play this game eternally? I don't think
So I think there's like 100% that you can get, so there's that.
Hmm.
Maybe get that guy.
Hmm.
Okay.
Perfect.
Now.
Skiddish.
You can't tell he's doing runs after beating everything if that's what the catar meant.
Yeah, very good point.
Good point.
This is killing something and then parting on its course.
Awesome.
Done.
Dominance established.
Dupre Dupre.
Combinance established.
Deeper, deeper.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Skibish!
Hurray!
Hills!
Wow.
I mean, you certainly got the mana in for this, okay?
A jester cap.
Oh.
You can re-roll your options twice when you level up. Abilities from all classes are offered
after re-rolling.
Oh, nice, there's plus one inch.
Awesome.
We'll take it.
Hey Ducky, what's up, bud?
Oh, that, no, don't do that.
Don't, don't, don't do that.
Don't you know that Charmin Tomfoolie?
No, don't just lick each other and charm stuff.
Don't do that.
What are you guys doing?
Okay.
What?
It does that?
Oh, it's only the basic attack in Flixbury's.
Okay.
Not all attacks.
Well?
Oh my lord.
At least slow down.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, cats are so nice and friendly and I'm just like walking through and murdering them.
I'm a monster.
Oh god.
Uh, you better kill these guys quick.
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, God, oh, no, okay, oh wait, no, you're good, you're good, you're
good but i did cure him we're fine
my mass broke you know my mass breaks pretty much every fight it breaks and
turns into a little mob that's pretty cool
Oh, healing aura.
There we go.
Start getting some health regen on them.
I don't think we have any health regen right now.
There's plus one health regen.
Good.
Okay.
Let's go.
I actually think the arrow is much better.
We never really get enough rounds to realize that I have other stuff, so we'll put that
back in.
Here we go.
Oh.
Hush.
Surrender.
Inflict sleep on the adjacent unit.
Hmm.
Hush, syringe.
Inflict sleep on the adjacent unit.
Hmm.
Hmm
Oh
I'm gonna get Vampirism on him.
Does that do it?
What's this?
Oh yeah.
Let's do Holy Shield.
Lightning?
Damage of Peltdowns.
They're buffed.
Lead and counter attacks, that was a terrible idea.
Oh God, I made her electric in a water stage with Holy Shield.
Bro, what was I thinking?
Is it gonna shock? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I might have just completely destroyed
this fight. Oh, okay, no, that's good. I thought for a second every time we attacked her that
We're just going to electrify the water.
Oh God!
Okay, we're in trouble.
I
I
Okay
Okay, oh my god, yes do it do it
Why do you choose electricity when it was raining?
Because he doesn't think the thinky thoughts very well.
Um.
Hmm.
Just a bit.
Okay.
So wait, how do I go to the future?
Oh, do I have to just, I think I just have to beat all this like this.
Okay guys, I gotta be right back and go get something up here to pick the HVAC.
I'll be here in a second mods, you know what to do, we're on to the future.
This is gonna be the first time we've done this, back in the sink.
I
I
Oh my god dude.
We just got to the future and it's called DOS Future.
And zoning in, there's a guy holding a sign that said,
Seed Heal.
Oh no, Attack to Play explodes when destroyed.
Heals its allies and gives random buffs, spawns invaders.
Milly Attacker focuses its lowest health enemy,
will suplex others out of the way.
Wow.
Wow, this stuff is, uh, serious.
That's so am I.
Okay, let's do...
Oh, they have little Nazi things on their head?
Oh my god.
I can even get to kill Nazis in Mugenics.
Ah, this game.
This game.
Uh, I think we're good here for now.
Can you respond something?
Alright, let's put you like, here.
So, perfect.
Uh, let's do this, let's mark you.
Okay, good.
Okay, so actual suplexes. I kind of love that.
Great.
I don't know why I did that since I knew that, but you know, that works.
Again!
Damage dominance.
Uh, okay, let's go up to here.
Nice.
Now, now, now.
Okay, maybe get this guy some serious mana for this cumulative blast thing.
Yeah, dude.
Do you keep trying to kill the dead guy?
Why are you doing that?
Am I not going to try this?
How do I use these machines?
Hi, okay.
Interesting.
Wait, does that mean they can...
Oh.
Uh, with pressed memories, what was that, was it the sparkle thing?
Met four sparkles at the start of each battle.
I'm with the itches.
Oh my god.
I just ruined my run.
What is this?
Rainly Attack inflicts Short Circuit, retracts when damaged and spawns invaders.
Ouch.
That's a lot of not great things.
Um...
Let's bring this guy over and deal with him.
Range Attack with Limited ammo, shoots at enemies, it's damages, it's allies.
Expends the rest of its ammo and reloads at the end of its turn.
Backflips one attack per turn.
Wow.
Nice.
Whoa, what?
Hmm.
Oh, this is an enemy.
It's commands restrict the actions of its enemies.
Oh.
Well, that's cool.
Wait, what is this?
Breakout of Short Circuit?
Oh
Dumb
Oh, rude.
Okay.
They drop down and attack in the same turn.
I mean, rude.
Sir.
They're no matter.
No.
Ah!
What?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Bro, come on!
It's c- it's because it's counter-attack.
Oh my lord.
Okay.
Oh my god, Cat, what are you doing?
Oh, one sec.
Oh.
Alright.
I just totally messed up my entire place.
Alright, there we go.
My cat just wanted to know where that smell was coming from.
Man, if I don't get the thing that lets him take that piece off, like we're just- oh my
god.
And it's also cursed?
Dude...
This sucks.
Oh my god.
Triple aid battery. Every time you cast three spells, gain through charge in school.
I'm gonna do upgrade.
Hey, plus one int. Nice, we'll take it.
Controlled by the doctor. Controls the monster.
Oh, this dude's getting gone.
There's nothing we're doing about this.
Um...
Oh, he can't get stunned.
Oh, good!
Unstunner.
Super.
Um.
Damn.
I'm going to go this way.
Maybe.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Maybe.
Okay.
Oh, who's this? Oh, no!
Oh, dude.
Damn it. One of the little rocks is in the way.
I just screwed everything up.
Oh, I can cure the mischants off him.
Well, that's kind of cool.
great
let me damage the big city yes
oh we can target one of our
Okay.
That's a lot of damage.
Hell yeah, dude.
Ow.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh god, son of a mother.
He's a...
Um...
I do this first.
Wow, well obviously more strength is needed.
Where's that smell coming from?
Oh, it's me.
That's interesting.
That's interesting.
Huh, so this will only cost 4 mana.
I think I like that.
Yeah, I think I want to do that actually.
Okay.
Great.
Yeah, we have at least part of the set.
That's true.
Ooberman melee attacker with knockback reflects projectiles units of contact it get knocked back
What?
These are are these people now. These are people. I love it, dude
Who's this little guy Stacey? Hi Stacey
Now bounces back for what's your movement range? Oh god, that's rough. We're gonna chill with you for now.
Ow.
Let's take a spoil. Look at that, we got at least one.
Oh, our hook goes to them.
Interesting.
You're immune to- oh, this guy's-
I can't really fire at these guys, it's going to bounce back and really hurt.
I don't know what to do with it.
Everyone's so bouncy.
Um...
now
now
now
now
now
more critters
don't bounce between them
I
Got
Again, you had a suddenly pinball.
That was crazy.
Bounce on all of them first.
Mm-hmm.
I want this.
The heck is- is that like a Doc Ock thing?
Robo arm.
Start with one bonus attack.
Collect all adjacent pickups when you end your turn.
Dude.
Don't take that.
Hell yeah.
Rare furniture. We do not have a lot of rare pieces of furniture.
Oh, starting to bleed.
Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
Oh, it didn't even- it's- the stun doesn't even go off?
Oh, that stays.
Wow.
You just kill what you're taking, or go.
I hope I can do anything against this guy this round.
He is smashing us.
You're being laced mad.
It's kind of phenomenal.
Nice.
Is this the Wally level? Kind of. Yeah a little bit.
Do do do do do do do do do do.
Ummm.
It's Bonnie, friendly illusion of a random unit that fades away after one turn.
Sure. I've never gotten this before.
But I think, oh god.
It's the worst man. This is like the absolute
Absolute worst thing we could get. I really hope to get the thing that lets us cleanse
It's cozy in the bosses are you know
Hitler to
Unbelievable. What do you do Hitler too? Grows his army of hitlers. Of course he does. Of
course that was that's what Hitler does. Has a multi-hit melee attack. Follows orders.
Yo, yo fetus!
Oh my Jesus.
But? Zombie?
What?
Oh, just literally a random anything.
Oh, wow.
You didn't even miss anything.
Did you already get on this turn?
Oh no, we don't want that.
of
the
I
Oh
Okay, this is not looking great
Ladies and Boys, it's you out of sight.
Like these cows, I will never lose.
Never shame the west side and green.
That's me, the proper city cow.
In the most beautiful town in town.
And I say that you can lay the fans' backs.
I'll show you this place.
It's so rare.
I'm surrounded by a whole chair.
I can't even get mad that my ass is getting kicked I can't I can't even get mad. This is so ludicrously amazing
I can't be angry did he just murder him before he could die
What happened, why'd he stop, I wasn't done, I wasn't done with that Jett.
Oh it doesn't count the armor.
This guy is legit like super buffed.
Gonna lose if I take the angle.
Thank you.
I could bring him down here to attack him, but I can't go into.
Don't go kill the psychic, please.
don't kill the psychic
Oh my god dude. Bro. What? What? You know what? No, no, no, no, no. I probably just...
The problem is I don't know if I... I want to kill him but in the same vein, I don't
know if killing him will just make him explode early.
I'm going to try to move away.
You could have killed him?
I know I could have killed him, but I'm just going to play it safe.
I'm hoping he just explodes, right?
Oh no!
You know what?
Oh no, you know what I'm gonna take
Nice, okay great
That is absolutely ridiculous
Unbelievable
What is with this game? Okay, but hey, that's
That's, we've beaten the first area of DOS Future.
Oh.
Dude.
Was that the first time Ko did that?
Yeah, yeah.
This is the first time we've tried the future.
We'll just beat it.
What was it?
Okay, we're gonna load up one of my favorite games here.
Here we have the End is Nigh.
You can now adventure even further into the future.
What a fun run, that was awesome.
Okay, let's see, what do I want to pull out?
You?
Didn't get a lot of good items, I lost my jester hat, I love that.
Jester hat's still good, I can use that.
That was awesome.
I think that's good. I mean, there's a few others. Probably this is probably a little better. Technology is probably better than we're at.
I love the spring. This thing is springing somehow.
What do I want to bring into the spring?
I want to keep it all back.
Is that the OP Fever Butcher Knife?
Yeah it is.
All this is good.
It's all good.
I don't like throwing any of it away.
It's all phenomenal.
What's those incredible rock arts are incredible
All of this is good, it's all good
I'm going to stop, crank my surge further, a little bit further here.
Get our Tracy stuff. I think we're all done with that. Yeah.
Ooh, I have a idea.
Oh. Does that get bigger? It does.
What do you mean you couldn't find future me? Nazis?
The hell are you talking about? You sound paranoid.
unless they stole my ideas those bastards you got us do pretty low to steal the
ideas of a frickin street urchin the gall if you see the guy in charge you
tell him you point right at his thief face and you say thief no you call him a
rat pink and burrow your brow when you do it so he knows you eat it when it steals my
ideas and gets away with it next time you kill him say something wonderful
dr. Beanie sends his regards and in case it's confusing who I am give them my
address 1984 democop dr. Boone County usf and a
By the way, you can't do any of my games. I'm having gas also
Okay, so forget about the future sucks. This time. We need to go further. We got to see how it all ends
I assume just holding down zero for a few minutes should get us there. Yeah, that's gotta work to the end
Wow
Well, we got a plan I guess
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
old and tired.
So I don't want to freak you out or whatever, but this big new cat with multiple guns and
My throwing axe that came by my place last night.
He said he was looking for you, was something about a murder, something something terminate?
Then he just started pop-locking, like busting out the robot right there in front of it.
I have my wife turn up some James Brown and that man broke it down.
We danced till dawn, but he just kind of wandered on it.
He said something about being back, so if I were you I'd split tap.
You could start a new laugh somewhere, I got some extra wigs if you need them.
If I ever split this poop hole, I'll call myself Ms. Tinkletones.
Just another child drinking water trying to make it in a man's world.
Homemaker by day.
Street walk about that.
My double life would have so many twists and turns, your nipples would turn purple.
So...
One day.
Oh my god, chat, I gotta go.
If you know what I'm gonna be back later and play more of this stupid game
Cuz it's hilarious and rake of progress and have a good time that being said, what are we at now? We are at hold on hold on
69%
Okay, alright guys, thank you so much for being here I will I'm almost definitely see for cozy tonight small chance
I won't but until then I will see you guys later and as always thanks for your time go check out the
new emberville announcement by the way a certain someone has joined us as a voice actor right see
See you guys later, bye bye.
You again.
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
Resist will be quicker that way.
All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows in them.
I see your doom.
Ignore the cloud in long time.
The villagers leave your house and the Petrometers is no place.
It will be a difficult task, but together it will rebuild its power.
Find the save, Lord, and hone your skills to prepare for the challenges ahead, and there will be no doubt.
For the eternal prison, there's no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison wanderer.
No more from the unceasing grip of death.
Houseco's performance spin? Well, I mean, I've got three kids in it.
Polishing my sword on stream. How are we feeling?
Looks gorgeous on my end.
Great. Of course, I see one person goes so much better. Next person looks the same.
What do I do with that? How do we work with that information?
Oh
How
How is this thing not exploded by now?
I can't disarm it by the way.
I was like, let me just keep getting closer.
I'm sure I can disarm it.
Borrow!
Hey, the kid!
I think he was not expecting the desk to be higher.
So he jumped like, yeah, Dandy has not seen the death since it's been risen up.
So he definitely just like jumped up and then he put both his claws in my mouse net and then
just hung off the side like this.
You're barged.
Time for a drink.
That's not, that's, that's not the way it is.
Oh come on man, they're literally wombo-ing me.
Oh my god.
Nice service.
Oh god.
That was a...
That was a good thing.
Oh god.
So, funny story, um, if you power attack in the
game, you're gonna have to use the power attack.
You're gonna have to use the power attack.
So, funny story, if you power attack in the air, you go straight down, not like one would
think physics would work.
I'm way too good at this game.
I need the...
I hear some wubbs getting wubby Bro, it's not even me high water, dude!
snuff that's that's not the way grab the rope grab the rope grab the rope
bro what is the point of the goddamn walk-on system if you're not gonna walk
I can't oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
God
What are you doing you got
Sort of put these damn cats out of this room, okay
That monster is on the forums right now going why did you get the player iFrames after the
first hit it's called a combo for a re-
Hahahaha