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The storm is brewing.
War for peace.
War!
The war!
That's the beauty of the storm, is what follows it.
It's quiet.
Are you scared?
Hey, no matter what happens, I can let you guys...
Ladies and gentlemen, 25 minutes to go time.
It's time.
Godspeed!
Yeah, people, setting up Red Barnside across the field.
Hell, he's right above us!
We're in sling pack.
Wait, oh my!
Do not shoot him!
Oh, what the fuck?
Get away from him!
I'm little, you understand.
You're the hierarchy of power.
It's time to finish him!
Let him rest!
You're gonna realize that you're not gonna have anything yuck in left.
In the orchard, in the orchard?
Hell, he's shooting at us!
I'm gonna kill you!
Mr. Box?
Uh-huh.
I think I have a reason for you to live
How many more do you think you're very
there I know what you are I wish this crown had never come to me you think I
want this
We'll fight
No trials no mercy
The ghost of death.
Could that survive if your kingdom fell?
We're not dead!
We want the world!
But it's not worth it if you two die!
Chani?
They're here because they want to be here?
Kalei?
Foots.
Because we love each other.
You don't need us, but we need you.
A feeling you'll never get.
This is my life.
This is who I am and who I choose to be.
I love how he didn't say anything he just left he just he just left
I'm going to get you.
Hey Big Phil.
Hey.
Hey cat.
What are you up to man?
I'm watching this.
Finding some more stuff for my room.
Finding some stuff for your room?
Yeah, what you up to man?
Not much, we're just finding some more stuff for my room.
Finding some stuff for your room?
Yeah.
What you up to?
Nothing.
She woke up.
Why were we staring at me when I walked in the door?
I feel like I walked in on something and then you were just staring at me.
I was walking down the hallway.
I was walking down the hallway.
I was walking down the hallway.
Well, you didn't say, oh hi back for you.
I wasn't expecting it to be in the hallway when I walked in and...
How was the next time you were to walk in the door when I was walking in the hallway?
Well, you gave me a key.
Why don't you expect me to walk through the door?
Well, I live here.
Why don't you expect me to be in the hallway?
Two P's in a pod.
Two plus two equals five.
You like it?
I don't think so.
How you walking like that?
Good to see you big fill.
Oh, thanks!
You too, man. Good morning.
You coffee or anything?
No, I'm good. I'm good at things.
Is this your room?
Home to your home.
Why do you have a lawnmower in here?
Oh, so I can keep up with the lawn outside.
You don't think you got anyone...
Leave the lawnmower outside!
Why is there a camera?
Oh, so no one steals a lawnmower.
What's with all the rocks?
You reminded me of my home, my Boulder.
Are you...
It's just all of these dirty mattresses, where'd you get these mattresses from?
I found a whole pile, someone left them on the side of the road.
Carry on Big Phil, carry on.
I
Fuck
Kirk's present? Is that what he was talking about? I don't know.
Put one of them on. You cannot put on more armor.
Well that's stupid.
Well, Chad, my goodness, we got some subs to go over here, don't we?
Yolts, Vinny, thank you for the 32 months.
DJ Gamer, thank you for the tier 3, appreciate that.
Ditter Gaming, thank you for the prime of the two months.
Rosemary, thank you for the tier 2, appreciate the tier 2.
Mango Splashes with the big 50 gifted sub.
Thank you very much for the big 50 appreciate that. Thank you so much
Prismapete taking the 27 months
Best streamer that is all deserving over the love he has received over the last 12 days
My goodness an amazing human the best streamer who generally cares brother. Thank you for amazing streams. You're absolutely killing it
I appreciate that peach. Thank you very blessed very blessed
Scottish thank you for the 22 months genius. Thank you for the gifted sub ginger peach. Thank you for the five gifted subs
He's in is in him. Thank you for the five gifted subs start like thank you for the five gifted subs
Here, thank you for the prime
Thank you for the nine months. An anonymous gifter, whoever you are. Thank you for the
twenty gifted. Tier one subs, thank you. Ellie, thank you for the twenty gifted as well. Appreciate
that. That's very generous. Thank you, Bobiu. Labdo Tio, thank you for the gifted sub.
token, normie, thank you for the prime, jockey, thank you for the five bomb, c, thank you for
the gifted sub, and strawberry, thank you for the five months.
And king coming in now with the five gifted tier one subs as well.
Thank you very much.
I very much appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, man.
Magunis.
Speaking of Prime, Sourpixie with the Prime sub.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Said talking a prime
Taz with the 20. Thank you Taz appreciate the 20 bomb. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I
Really appreciate it. Thank you very much
No, anyone has a riding lawnmower
No
Okay, love thank you for the tier one
There's the grass doesn't even look cut
Okay, cuz it's one breaks down all the time and then I gotta go to the gas station to fill up with gas because it doesn't hold a lot of gas in it
I think the self-propelled on it's broken too. I wish it doesn't even like pull me like it used to
It's not what I pull you
It's a self-propelling lawnmower. It's supposed to self-propell.
Yeah, but not pull you. It's supposed to pull itself and you're supposed to walk with it.
Well, you're not supposed to drag me behind it. I gotta walk?
Egg fell.
By the end of the day, you have to take a shower, because you stink.
What?
You stink.
It's out there getting some mattresses.
It's not me.
Get some for breeze and hose these things down.
It stinks in here.
It's ridiculous.
Sorry.
Yeah, so basically what happened was the commissioner showed up yesterday and the attorney general,
if that's what he's called, so they showed up and they were like, yeah, you're going
to get out on bail, you're going to get out on bail, and after that they're going
to come back with a plea agreement and then we spoke about the plea agreement and
And the plea agreement there said they're going to come back with a good one, a generous
plea agreement, uh, because Chateau-Box has been so compliant, he snitched, and he's going
to go, he's going to, he's going to be, uh, he's going to talk, like when they take
it around the squammy to court, Chateau-Box will testify.
So yeah, you're not going to try to get the territory in charge dropped with
beef.
I can't. I can't. Because I'm not... If I want to take it to trial, I have to... I'm gonna have to wait for a while.
And I don't want to do that. I don't want to have to sit in court all day. Like, I can't. I can't.
So, I'm gonna take the plea agreement, the plea deal, and we'll just get it over with.
and chat come on you think I you think chat about wants to get terrorism dropped
whatever we're keeping that we did he did it he straight up did it he still
went there he still shot the gun he still heard a bunch of people he still
did it
so like even if beef goes chat even if we take like use beef to try to get a
drop it's not gonna work I only wanted to do it for the because he's like if a
role-play you know because he's really fun but I understand that there's just
we'll just take that we'll just take the agreement and look at if we don't
take the plea deal and we take it to trial and we lose anyway we're gonna
get longer in prison
beef generally thinks they can beat it yeah but he doesn't know what chatterbox
chatterbox said to way too much chatterbox said way too much Blake thank
you for the gifted sub Sine Archie thank you for the prime in the 13 months
as I thank you for the prime Tamera thank you for the five gifted thank you
appreciate it thank you very much
I heard a motorcycle pull up
yeah China box has the biggest mouth on the server for sure absolutely he does
because Chatabox doesn't know when to shut up.
I wonder who's driving around.
I might be a farmer.
I have to get used to people farming now, chat.
No, I'm not used to people being up here all the time.
And now every time I hear cars and stuff like that,
I think they're coming here.
So the Vivek didn't think you would snitch.
He learned.
Now he knows.
It's always good to use a clown for your dirty work until you just gotta realize that these
clowns snitch.
Do we have some secret meeting or something for the story because you just streamed?
Archon not stream yet and raise well?
What?
I do not comprehend it.
I'm sorry.
i do not comprehend it
change the voting for virik? yeah?
hell yeah
Okay, wheeze the news.
Oh!
LSPD believes Meryl Canada from a squelmy may be involved in terrorist attacks.
On Friday night, the LSBD held a press conference addressing the incident that took place during
the mayoral debates the previous night, where multiple people, including some of the candidates,
were shot.
LSBN Nancy Rhee was on scene and inquired if the police department was investigating the
rumors that Vivek Ramoskwamy had orchestrated the attack.
Quote, it is an ongoing investigation and we suspect there may be, might be some
ties.
Quote, Commissioner Dawson responded,
as far as the people in attendance
hadn't been searched for weapons,
oh, Dawson stated that they didn't want to possibly cause
an escalation for performing pat-downs
and that the police were also trying to save up time.
So the event didn't take too long.
Because of this, a woman by the name of Suzy Carmichael
was who was among the victims shot is now paralyzed.
So this is so-called a waste of time could have saved your spine.
What?!
What?!
Shatterbox, who was spotted earlier this week, eating a...
Had been identified as the shooter.
He was let out of bail according to the LSD's official statement that the notorious clown is facing up to 15 in prison and
$200,000 fine for the crime. Holy shit
Oh, holy shit
15 years
Commissioner, please. I'll take it to court.
Wow dude. I love the news thing now. It's so good.
Allegiant terrorist chatterbox
out on bail. Hide your families, do not let your children outside. The state of San Andreas
has released the alleged terrorist known as Chatterbox, less than 48 hours after he supposedly
opened fire on a crowd of people at the recent mayoral debate. LSBN has been assured that
the man has very strict bail conditions. Oh shit. Oh no. What the fuck? Clowns employed
that gold postal throwaway finds as a prank
oh fuck will oh god the clowns have a reputation bro
damn dude there ain't no way
the
county Los Santos
state court docket
and by the first one ever to be on the docket
all
my god
Okay.
State versus Jagger-Gerardi, terrorism.
Full case name, the people for Jagger-Gerardi,
prosecution, Denzel, Scheiste,
Haley Maxwell, Charles Dawson.
Defendants, Jagger-Gerardi, state ID 1197.
Statement of charges, honor a vote,
then Los Angeles Final Bull, Jagger-Gerardi,
knowingly and willingly planned, prepared
planned and prepared for an attempted to carry out an act of violence against
mayoral candidates with a SNS 9 millimeter firearm on those participating
in debate at the Vinewood Bowl. Interrogation that was conducted back
at MRPD with the Commissioner Dawson and Officer Shaisi came to the
conclusion that Jagger Girardi intended to cause the civilian
population for the upcoming elections. Charges. One times terrorism, one times possession of
a class one firearm. The people's preliminary evidence list, the people's, the people's
preliminary evidence list, my big brother, my big brother, my big brother, he's a witness.
really really sentencing recommendation 15 years $200,000 fine
who
yet
yet
statement of probable cause was the same
don't leave a plan for them
and the fact that you've been present
no additional
uh... second
fell in a showcase
but no felonies
here for court
okay we hear what this one's bullshit
I
Dude we are making this worse fuck
Thank you for the gift. It's some night night like thank you for the gift. It's some Katie. Thank you for the 31 months storming
Thank you for the year one
Jada, thank you for the prime to marry. They give it a five bomb
The number film here just me big fail
He now he fully is aware that that is a no-no
And it could get her killed and
Hey
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Yeah, I'm just going for a walk you go for a walk Michael. This is private property Michael
Well, well, excuse me, sir. No meaning to be trespassing on anyone's tribe private property
That's y'all more than wheat farmers over great seed way
You ever need any milk, honey?
Some wheat
I think we're okay for right now, but I'm just letting you know this is private property.
All right.
Well sir, I don't mean to be trust passing on the private property,
hard on me for such inconveniences, sir.
You ever want any of them?
Sweet any whole sweet, a lot of sweet or a whiskey.
Just come on down that great street away.
All right.
Farming up there, only stocking the 26th half of the season, that's right.
Okay, okay.
Sweet, farming, barley, farming any number of such virtuals and
Produts.
Whoa, the best farmers be them Greenwood farmgrass, right?
Over yonder great seeded way, yeah, with Ms. Eve, our boss,
taking care of all of us, that's right on that farm.
It's a good life, it's a simple life in the farmer.
We do our best to take care of things.
Well, we take care of the earth,
the earth takes care of us, that's right.
Now, me, I've been farming sweet by some time,
What the fuck you missed him big fill he just left
There's a farmer you want to buy me wheat
Hello, my name my name for trail oh you're on the phone
I
What the fuck it did that blow so dumb
I need to uh, go AFK for a minute.
Oh.
Oh!
What's with the- Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Yeah, I'll be right back. I'll be right back. Okay. Sorry. I'm sorry. I gotta use them real quick. I'll be right back. Okay.
Sorry, I'm sorry, I gotta use this number real quick, I'll be right back.
Is this your room?
Yeah, I'm sleeping with Kurt.
I'm sharing with Hazel and Kurt.
Me and Kurt share a bed, but I don't think he knows yet.
What do you mean you don't think he knows?
He just comes in, so tired.
He falls asleep.
Okay, I give him a big spoon.
I hate the fact that you do. I'm so about to ask that.
I hate...
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
Yeah, I mean...
Hey, boy, you funny?
Do you mind if I see if I can get a hold of somebody?
Yeah, you see if I can have a good smile on our body.
I think that's the reason you're gonna go to the toilet.
Okay, I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm back
okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay turn that off turn that off
okay yes the chat today we're gonna find I hopefully find out there what's
What's going to happen?
Yo, you called?
I saw it on social, you said you were a free man, what's up, you good?
I'm on bail, well I got, I'm on bail for terrorism.
You know, I had no idea.
Yeah, it's all over Weasel News.
I don't read the news.
You should, it's quite the story.
Ron Ottoman pitted me into a fire hydrant and I wound up going 16 feet in the air and then needed the hospital. Fuck that guy.
Ron Ottoman is LSBN.
Oh, hey, he's not part of Weasel? Oh, never mind that.
There's a bunch of different companies. You can read, you'll see on the articles, they were company.
They're all a big monopoly, man.
Chronicles, Weasel, LSBN, Life Invader, you know?
you know. Oh, okay. Alright. So, wait, terrorism, what happened?
Uh-huh. Rama Swami asked me to shoot him in the ear in a fake assassination attempt.
And a bunch of people ended up getting shot. Suzy Carmichael is now paralyzed. Yeah, that's
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Yeah, let's see which, you know.
Yeah, all right, cool.
Yeah.
Well, I'm still a doctor, surprisingly.
So if you need anything, did you get shot or anything?
Well, I mean, I did then, but they gave me medical.
I'm assuming.
Okay, well, if you need your bandages changed or whatnot, let me know.
All right, all right.
Are you working right now?
No, but I can be.
No, I'm just, I was just asking, yes.
You hear about the Kirk and Stumble?
I'm in front of the house.
Yeah, you know Kirk's a cop. What happened to Stumble's?
He's a cop.
He's a big guy. What the fuck?
Both of them.
Oh, hey, Diddy. I'm getting a second prostitution charge.
I'm gonna solicit Kirk.
What?
I mean, I might as well, you know,
sort of racking him up like Pokemon.
I'm in my whole face, chatty.
Oh, my God.
I got some work done on my face, I'm hot as hell.
You got...
Wait, so you're not fat no more?
Oh yeah, no, no, Carmella did the works, gave me a BBL, whatever that is, lip filler,
You're not wearing those dumb gloves.
Fingerless gloves?
You're not wearing those dumb gloves?
Fingerless gloves?
Really?
You're not wearing those dumb gloves?
What's the point of fingerless gloves?
What's the point of wearing a three-piece fast?
Because I look good.
Because I look good.
Something you could never do.
I think I just sent you an email right there, I think I'll see you next time, so...
Dude, Belle finished?
Oh no, she didn't...
She's a good though.
These are done.
This is done, bro.
Bro, I mean, all right?
All right, Bill.
Yeah, Belle used to be a cop, yeah.
Like, wood panels and metal hard-run stuff like that.
Hi, Patty.
You can get your own.
Yeah, hello, hello, hello, hello.
I'm like, I'm looking, they're trying to put me in jail for 15 years.
Okay.
What even happened with all of that?
Rama Squammy asked me to fake his assassination.
Yeah, we wanted to do a fake assassination attempt, so I did it for the funny.
Wait, these are one-way images.
Interesting.
Look at that guy.
Marley, stop picking her nose.
Alright, I think after Storm I'm gonna try to focus.
Is it like Structure Panels doing the most stuff?
I want to finish that couch, can I just let me finish the living room and that couch just
hits me off.
Okay.
Alright manager role, are you fucking serious Kirk?
I'm gonna say something that could make it.
What the fuck is happening over there? What are they doing in this house?
Okay
Fuck, what role is this, uh, employee? Um, manager roles hire, fire, manager roles, screen announcements,
page staff orders.
I'm going to do a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little
Oh the server restart yeah, that's right. Okay. Do you think anything on this city? It was about to
And it's dead. I need stay ladies
I'm up on house
Marley Marley, you know, one one one eight one
Big fail
There's one one one zero and two nines
Wait what we talk about one one one zero and two nines one one one zero two one one zero one
There's only one one okay and one zero, but there's two nines okay one zero nine nine
Yeah, I
Hate you you make me angry
I actually got that wow why look at now look at your business app. We should be a should be an invitation
Oh
I don't know, morning was amber, I don't know before that.
Which one?
Because it's been blowing up.
The one before Ember is Raina.
She says hi happy.
What the frick am I supposed to say?
Oh that's her.
Technology.
Yeah, big Phil, can you uh can you re-quot that please? Thank you
Hey man, you're the best. Yeah, no problem man, you know. I got the algorithms out here. I'll be trying to
Yeah, you're a social media superstar.
What the fuck is that guy?
Oh, I got to calm down to your post in like two seconds.
Hey!
Hey, what's the big idea, man?
You're just running into the fence!
I'm here to fucking fight, man.
To juggle them back.
One big one.
Now for the love of big Phil.
Ah.
I'm at the peak of my life. I got all my exes coming to fight for me.
What the hell?
They're trying to crawl back to me. I'm arny.
I'll fight dirty you bitch.
Get a sandbag bitch. Get a sandbag bitch.
Marley's gonna get that yuck kicked out of him!
You should've said beef though!
He could've taken him!
Marley just got absolutely dumb!
What about the thing?
I'm going to kill you!
Oh
Holy shit
fuck!
you gonna take a right?
you gonna take a right in that canal? or are you just gonna go up?
if
if
if
It's time to die, Barney! It's time to die!
What the hell are you-
It's right, Abby! Abby's gonna take your truck!
Abby! You left the cannon!
Oh my god, Abby!
of
of
the
the
the
I think I'm trying to scrape some airfield.
You left the truck running happy?
I thought I had him because I was punching him.
What were you doing running?
I'm running.
There he is.
Is that him?
I don't know man, he came here to fight Marley for Big Phil's love or something.
are they in the big tail? Yeah!
I still got the eye-bookers in my eyes, man.
Wait, you just woke up?
I just woke up.
That's why I'm in my chillin' out there, you know?
He's chillin' me.
I don't see him.
I don't see him.
I don't know what that means.
That he's gone.
What do you say?
Well, I can't.
Yellow truck, yellow truck.
Yellow, the orange?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, man.
Yellow the orange
Where are you man Barney
I just want a tag.
Barney!
No! You should not be back here!
I will go back here!
This guy said he knows Kung Fu, we better leave.
Sorry pal, jeez.
I know Kung Fu cute.
Whoa!
What do you mean, whoa?
Good job. Good job in there.
We didn't even do anything!
Well, there's always next time.
You don't need it next time.
You did it. You did it perfectly.
That's why I think this guy's on drugs.
I think he's on drugs.
Yeah, you too.
Hey, I'll see you around here sometime.
Yeah, you better hope not.
What do you mean, what does that mean?
I remember your house, scumbles got it foreclosed, that's something.
a cop now have you can't do anything exactly oh oh really I can't ruin his
dreams it's gonna be bad it's gonna be all over the news I'm gonna tell a run
out of him ahead of time all we gotta do is yeah we do gotta set him up that
That would be good.
Happy the fence!
Why are you staring at my day just terribly, huh?
You'll be here getting some other guy to fight overfield?
What?
What?
What's he got?
Yeah, but Chatterbox said you're in the film now.
What? No, Barney, you're in the film now.
He said he was here to fight you for Big Phil's love.
Isn't that right, Big Phil?
Wait, what?
I need to leave Big Phil alone.
Okay.
Okay.
I love trying to bullshit all around big philip
just because he's a hunk of meat doesn't mean you have to just crawl all over him and try to get first dibs
happy
wait who lost him?
I do really need my insulin shot I will probably be passed out in the mordred
yeah he's been really sluggish
how'd you lose so much weight?
oh they shot back that shit out
What a line to end on.
Oh dude.
Whatever is restarting.
Oh man.
Is Cadbox still trying to kill Lang?
Yes.
forever bro enemies forever at this point
I think that one always have a chance.
Alright, China Box is there ever a chance for Chetty and Carmella to be friends again
or is that another enemy's forever?
I think that would always have a chance.
He'll always have a hatred for it, but I don't think like, I don't know,
this thing's could change. You never know.
Caillou, he's bald. He's bald.
Oh man.
Wait, what?
Shadowbox, if you're interested, Ray and Mr. Beef were actors in one of QT Cinderella's
music videos in real life, really?
Even Mr. Beef?
Damn.
I'm going to go get the
guy you bit was golden.
This.
How you bail.
He has no hair from the treehouse.
He's a cop now.
This.
How much did the Kaiju bit hurt your voice?
Now that part wasn't bad because I wasn't like, I was loud but I wasn't screaming.
Does anybody not know what the Treehouse channel is?
When I was a kid there was a channel called Treehouse, it was like for little little kids.
kids. And I remember all the things on there would be like Caillou, fucking Toy Castle,
fucking, it was PBS for you guys, I guess. It's like, oh, it's only a Canadian thing?
Okay.
Let's see, you're gonna want to change your house.
Listen to this, all right?
Listen to this.
Listen to this.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
You have to hear that every time the show would change
You're watching tree house
You're watching tree house
George Cubo? No.
What's the best advice you would give to both new and veteran RP players when it comes to staying immersed in their characters and creating memorable RP moments for everyone involved in your own opinion?
Fuck.
Be selfless with what you're doing.
Obviously, whatever character you play, make sure that character is very, very different than you.
But yeah, I think the main thing is just to be very selfless.
Not being selfish with role play and stuff like that. Being selfless creates the most out of every situation
Because if you're selfless, you don't care. You don't care which way it goes for your character. You just want
You just want to focus on the story not
What's better for your character? I guess
but that at the end of the day doesn't matter because
The real best thing for your character is that is if your character is involved in a good story
It doesn't matter what the outcome is
The story is what matters.
And give people a chance, that's another big thing.
Giving other people a chance is huge.
I've learned that one.
Mortal, thank you for the 20 gifted, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
How did you find a server that genuinely loves RP and not just running or it's not just running around I
Found it through people like one of my one another person I role-played with
Discovered no pixel was like hey man like you need to play here, and I was like what the fuck is no pixel and
And he's like, dude, it's whitelisted, so you have to apply to get on it.
I'm like, you have to apply to get onto a server.
And he goes, yeah, but that's the way to go.
You have to apply and they have to approve you.
If they think you're good enough to role play if you're creative enough.
And I was like, what?
And it made so much sense after.
When I first got on NoPixelChat for the first time, I was like, this is crazy.
It was scary. I was scared.
Were you always such a good storyteller?
No. Oh my game fucking crashed.
And I'm still technically not. I mean, I can't sit here
and say I'm a good storyteller and I need...
I'm bouncing off of people. You know what I mean?
I'm bouncing off of people. That's kind of like the whole point. Like you're just bouncing off of people and
You're still giving things, but you're also rolling off of other people and kind of, you
know what I mean?
Like a lot of the stuff we do is not even like, like the Jaguars, like I didn't even
know what I was doing.
Like I didn't plan it.
Like I can't sit here and plan the whole thing from beginning to end because I'm not,
I'm not creative enough to do that.
what helps is just saying fuck it and improvising and then like things just start to happen and you
kind of just figure it out as it goes you know what I mean you're right like that that just
figuring it out as I go is better for me because I can't I don't know I get ideas as if things just
happen. Yeah, improv.
Is no picture your first RP server? Fuck no. So I used to
roleplay back in the Armour era before it was even on GTA. And
I played on a server called City Life RPG. It was like, it
was it was very, very strict.
Like if you would say like,
oh, I don't really like this update
that you would get permavent.
Like it was super, anything you said or whatever,
if you breath wrong, they would ban you, it was so strict.
But the thing is though,
the weird part about that server chat was,
it was like, it wasn't what we have now in that era.
It was just people with names.
You know what I mean?
It was just a bunch of people with names.
Like you have...
Like there was no personalities.
It was cops.
And it was just people.
And everybody was just making money.
making money and like, yeah, either you're fucking growing drugs or you're growing vegetables
to make money and stuff like that.
And there was no personality at all on the servers, on those servers at all.
Like it was just, yeah, it was just people walking around.
I'm Fred.
My name is Klick.
My name is Roger McMroger.
name is fucking hammerhead
yeah it was just
i thought it was fun at the time
you know i i thought it was fun at the time right
but like now fuck no dude yeah i would never go back to that now
there's like no no no chance
But like, I saw a video, oh why'd I spawn here?
I saw a video chat, let's go to Birdshot.
I saw a video on YouTube once in like 2012 of somebody playing on that RP server and
And I was like, what is this?
So I opened it and I watched this guy like get into a cop chase on it.
And then like interact with the cops afterwards, right?
And I was like, wow, this is cool.
This is a thing.
You know, what the fuck?
So like I looked into it more and I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna, I'm gonna try this.
So I played it.
I played this shit out of it for a while.
And then, uh, then I stopped because it got dull.
It was just boring and dull, because it was just the same shit all the time.
There was no characters, whatever.
You just got on to make money and that's pretty much it.
There was no stories and stuff like that.
So I stopped playing for a while.
I think I stopped in 2013 or 14 or something like that.
other things whatever and then I got reintroduced to it in fuck 2019 I think I
went back 2018 I think it was 2018 I went back and I played on it cuz I found
knows on GTA so I wanted to try it. So I played on GTA for a bit on a different shitty server
that I will not name because it's so fucking bad. But I thought it was fun at the time
because I didn't know any better like I thought you know people standing around and just
fucking being super toxic to each other on
gang versus cops was normal right
but i didn't like participating in that i just did like
drunk i was i played a drunk
and then uh... i've and eventually
what happened was is uh...
on this really shitty server
i saw
i saw clown van and i'm like
the fuck is this
because mind you at the time i never played uh...
i never played uh...
the GTA story, like on GTA 5, so I didn't know there was like that stuff was in there,
so I was like what the fuck is this? So like I looked at the, I looked at the, I was trying
to find out where I could get this clown van, so I'm like let's make a clown character and
fuck around a little bit. So this might be a good idea, I've never seen anybody do it.
So I went and looked, you couldn't buy the clown van, I'm like well how come there
was a clown van in the server, but you can't get one? Oh, you have to fucking
Donate for it
That's stupid
So you have to donate to the server to be able to get these donation credits to be able to get the the van
So I'm like okay fuck it so I did it
So I did it
Got the van
Went to the clothing store made an outfit for a clown
Had no idea what I was gonna do, but I just started doing it
and
It came up with the name chatterbox
The voice evolved over time my voice was very different back then but you know it evolved over time
But the weird thing was as I on that server it was soul shit
They were so shit, and it was just the same thing as armor was just people with names
wanting to be gangsters and doing this really cringe fucking relationship shit and
or you're just fucking sweaty cops, that's all it was, right?
And what people would do on that server is there was a, you know, like the pier?
On the pier on that server was like the hotspot.
So the hotspot there was people would go to the pier and just fish all day.
All they would do is fish, stand there, fish, just fish, fish, fish, fish, fish.
There would be like, in the peak hour of the day there would be like fucking 45-50 people
standing there fishing, sometimes more.
So what I would do is I would take the clown band there and I would kidnap people and
bring them to the fun house, right?
And I would force them to play games to where they would have to kill each other
to win.
So it ended up me starting it by forcing people to have to go.
People would kill each other, and when they die chat, their bodies would be lying on the
ground, but they would respond somewhere else, but their body would stay there.
And the way you get rid of the bodies, you'd have to chop the body up, and then you have
human flesh.
You can get rid of it, right?
So chatterbox would keep the human flesh in a fridge.
So that was what he did.
And then he used to feed it to people without them knowing what they were eating.
It was so fucking funny.
He was bad, Chad.
Like, he was bad.
So it's the funny thing about it, Chad, to me is it escalated so much to the point,
Chad, that server was so boring that every time I went to the pier after like a month,
people would beg to get in.
would follow the van in a convoy of cars to the house to play because it was
there was something to do it was really fun there's a clip somewhere I'll have
to find it I had like 40 people in the basement at one time 40 people in the
basement waiting to start the game just just showing up so yeah it was it
was wild bro and then then after a while I remember I kidnapped somebody me and
giblets chatterbox and giblets kidnapped somebody and brought them to the
house and we were jibless was doing super giblets trivia time or something
with these three people and an admin came in and was like this rps stopping
now this is not realistic this is this is not this is not realistic this is this
isn't role-play she can't do it anymore so I said fuck you that's fucking
stupid I'm not playing here anymore go fuck yourself so I quit
Because that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
So then two days later I get a DM and it's the owner of that server and he goes, yo,
Chatterbox RP sick.
I'm like, no it's not.
What are you talking about?
And he goes, no, he goes, no man, it's sick, we'll give you the house.
So they made it into, like, when NoPixels did it first,
they made it into, like, a property.
So I can come back and play again.
And I'm like, OK, cool.
I'll give it a go again, so I came back.
I played for another couple of months, had a good time.
Things were great.
Cops started to meta game the fight.
So basically, any time a game would start,
cops would just raid the house.
right? Cosmos has raided the house. And it's like, how did you guys know we were here?
Like, how did you know this was starting? And they couldn't answer the question ever.
They just couldn't do it, right? Sounds like this is okay. Like, they're just stopping
this now. I don't understand why. And then a few days after that was happening, these
These guys came up, chat about something like,
hey, we want you to negotiate in a bank robbery.
And I'm like, oh, I'm so down for that.
So we're there doing a bank robbery
and they're having chat about to negotiate.
And we had five hostages.
And the cops showed up and they're like,
you're not leaving this place alive.
And I was like, what?
I have hostages here that we're going to negotiate with and they said no thanks and they just stormed in and shot the hostages and us
So in the rules of the server that is obviously nvl, right and fail our P whatever right, so I was like
I'm actually going to make a report on this
I was going to help on the report, somebody else was reporting it.
I was like, yeah, I'll put my input.
So I put my input, gave like a clip of it, and I was like, yeah, this costs pretty shitty, whatever, right?
And all the cops responded with, oh, we have our point of views, but we're not comfortable putting it in this thread.
We'll DM it to an admin privately, and our statement privately.
And they just closed the ticket and nothing happened
So then I said fuck all you and I slept
And I never went back and I came here
And I came here
That's one of the people that some people that I met there, Shamael Williams, Walter Malone,
Cupcake, who also played Ari Preston, she was a cop, that Chateau Boxaways was stuck.
Who else did we meet there?
Buck.
Okay.
Harry Preston, Walter Malone,
Smell Williams, they all left there with me
and we all went, we all came to No-Praise
around the same time, all of us.
But I can't remember who else,
I know there was a couple more people
that ended up coming over from that fucking brutal server.
Giblets? Yeah, Giblets is Pico, Travis Rashgard, yeah.
And then, my first week on NoPixel, I was like, oh my god, this is role-play.
This is role play. What was I doing all those years?
But even then Chad, when I joined NoPixel, I was shit at role play. I wasn't really, I was not.
I wasn't good bro. I had to make a lot of changes, okay?
I had to I had to make a lot of adjustments and I had a lot of learning to do and I did I
Learned a lot
How'd you meet Kirk? Oh dude, I'll tell you this if I didn't meet Kirk Jerkums in 3.0
I probably wouldn't be here today. I'll I'm more than certain on that. I probably wouldn't be here today
What the fuck beef?
because like chat like the I'm not saying like I don't know I had a great
time on 3.0 I did but like I probably would have like stopped playing after a
while because it would have it probably would have got boring for me after a
while because I was just running solo dolo like I did like I didn't know some
other clowns, stuff like that. But like to do what Chatabox was doing and what we
were into at the time, like what I like to do, it was a me thing, right? And people
weren't into it. And especially at that time chat, snitching was like a no-go.
Things were very serious, right? And then I got a ride from a cab driver to
to the city vault and Shadowbox had no money so he was trying to ditch the cab
okay he was gonna ditch the cab so he ran up to this car that was just about to
leave and he was like yo you got to get me out of get me out of here because he
was overhearing me telling the cab driver that he was gonna just grab some
money for him and it was Kirk and he said no problem Bob get in and he
and got Chatterbox out of there.
When I got in the car, I remember telling the chat
that I was gonna kill this guy, that this guy was dead.
Chatterbox is gonna kill Kurt.
But from the drive to the vault to MRPD,
the conversation changed everything, bro.
He was so funny and he was down for everything, bro.
I was just like, what the hell?
Who is this guy?
So they're like, okay, you know, exchange numbers.
I think it was like the next day I called them.
And I was like, hey, got this cop car.
And you know, you wanna go pull people over and rob them?
And he was like, oh yeah, bubba, yeah, yeah.
Hold it down, cataboy, it sounded like good time.
And he was in a gang mind at the time.
So we went around for four hours
pulling people over dressed like cops.
robbing them and then we forced one gang member to to quit his gang on the phone
and we were just friends ever since hi baby can you say yeah
we were just friends ever since
yeah yeah i'm so happy this clip exists i this is this is literally at the end of the drive
from the vault to MRPD
You should come to the front house sometime.
Wait, what?
Ha ha ha!
This...
Oh man.
You both sound so weird, I know dude, right?
Isn't it weird?
The evolution of our voices, bro.
But did you guys notice how Chatabox spoke in the third person?
Like Twinkle's death now, Chatabox used to speak like that, but he started to learn
not to.
But he didn't that's not how you talk right?
Can you even do that old chat about voice I don't think I can I
Don't I don't I really don't think I can
You ever play red dead RP I tried I tried I was having VoIP issues I could not get the VoIP to work
And then I watched it and I was like I can't do this
It's just too serious
Like I'm okay with serious RP, but like
That's all that's allowed is it for me that ain't cool like there needs like I don't too many servers are like that
And the map is so big for such a small player base. It's like man
And it takes so long to get around and you know.
I will admit though, I've talked about this a lot.
My early 3.0 experience, Carmelo was like
one of my biggest teachers.
of like giving people a chances like doesn't matter what they what they're
doing give give them a give it a go right because you never know because she
gave me that chance you know what I mean when other people didn't want to and I
was like well I was like one of my really fun first really fun experiences
hat on there so I was like well maybe this isn't that bad it was her and somebody else
and I can't remember who was with her but I was like wow they're really fun what the
fuck and like they just kept even after that they just kept like role playing with Shadowbox
I was like okay so I learned a lot from that learned a lot from spaceboy I learned
I learned a lot from Whippy, too.
But even then, even at that time, the big scope of things, I had individual people that were like,
like really good and like like like Baza was Baza dude included me on like a really big
arc that I was like had no idea what I was doing but like that was like oh my god improvising
and like just going for it is like it's so much fun right because I made so many mistakes
on that fucking arc and like it turned out to be it turned things into it turned the path
down different areas and it was like really cool when it unfolded because chat about fucked
up with who he was supposed to kidnap and stuff like that getting the wrong I don't
I was it was but but
Yeah, I don't know bro, I think in the in the biggest thing though like when CG
Like mr. K started initiating the
The light-hearted fighting
That's where that that was another big turning point to
Because we didn't really want to like fuck around with like big groups because it was just too serious fuck you
They put you down. They'll rob you right, you know, we would take hours. I would take hours all the time
but like
They would just shit on you and talk shit to you after and like it was just like not funny
like it was just kind of like boring and then they like he stepped up and he was like it
was light-hearted as shit they wouldn't even rob after you know they would beat the shit
out of China Box and just leave him somewhere right it'd be like next time you're next time
we're gonna it's gonna be worse you know like but like he is so light-hearted right
that was another big turning point to
i love them so much
there are so good
so there are so good to us did
quite a run it was quite a run
alley at the chat like even at three point three point oh hit chat
And I was trying to get in the server.
I was working all day, so there was no way I could queue, right?
Ali was at home with the babies.
So what she would do for me is she would queue for me at reset.
She would try to hit the queue for me and get me in there.
So by the time I got home, it would be close enough that it
wasn't a crazy weight and then I could play. She did that, she did that every single day.
Yeah, I would have been, yeah, I would have been fucked without her doing that.
Yo, Nazaro, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thank you.
Jesse, thank you for the tier 3, by the way.
Holy shit.
Thank you for the 10 bomb, Nazaro.
Yeah, she did that every day, chat.
Changed everything, dude.
to our lives.
Miss Chattie, you know interactions? Is he playing?
I haven't seen him once.
I wonder if they are still inviting people chat?
Are people still getting invitations?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Hello, how can I help you today?
I'm hungry.
What would you like to eat today?
Food.
What kind of food would you like today?
Burger fried soda.
What kind of burger would you like today?
Double patty.
Double double double bleeder.
A bubble bleeder? Okay?
Would you like one or two combo?
Two!
Okie dokie.
That's gonna be $51.
Overpriced!
Alright, then you can have one set if you want.
Fine, I'll take two.
Stupid man.
Gas station, it's $20 for a water.
Here it's only two.
Whatever!
I'm like I would pay for it anyway.
Oh yeah, but if you don't pay for it,
very rude well that's who's making the burgers oh yeah I see that that was
really fast I saw you do that wow this is the first time I got my food in it
Like actually like fast
No, I'm a machine at the station back here. He actually is amazing
Happy don't push me. I was getting my food
Well, then hurry up
Yeah, I remember I almost died for you
Can you guys do like a combo?
What do you work?
Yeah, yeah.
Uh, the future of NoPixel is unknown.
I don't know if they're gonna make a public server with this.
It'd be cool if they did.
You know, I wouldn't doubt it.
Like, I wouldn't be surprised if they make a public server, uh, with this,
but it's gonna take time.
If, if that is, if, if that's on the table.
You should definitely let Bob be smoky or you can eat it.
You can sniff it.
You can do whatever you want with it.
I don't have a white bulb.
Can I, so I, I'll, I'll...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like rock candy that tastes twice as good. It's like super cool
Okay, you're gonna be running like a rhino jumping like a rhino flipping like a rhino
You got the horns. Oh
Big-ass rhino a strong rhino you're oh
Yeah, cuz he used to call it rhino powder
That's right. Kirko. He's called meth rhino powder. Oh my god, dude
I
Thought you were married
I'm going to be releasing your story to social shortly, okay?
Oh, that's perfect!
Probably in about 30 minutes or so.
Okay, thanks, I can't wait!
Okay, Mike. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Oh, man, how can I help you today?
What just right in the bag?
My visibit did clowns like, um,
like Twinkle's Tessa show happened on
Suddenly, or was there a natural step to slowly turning them into clowns, too?
Twinkles was always a clown, but we he became part of the clowns in early 4.0
Twinkles and chatterbox got really close really fast because Twinkles
became friends with chatterbox at the time that the clowns read a divide after the my more at the end of 3.0
And Twinkles was helping Chatterbox a lot on his return and stuff like that and was his friend and did a lot for Chatterbox.
So that's how he kind of came to be. He was a homie, he still is.
And Tessa, Tessa has a story, bro. Tessa was like a ranger.
uh...
she used to watch the cops always
violated a box
rights like you wouldn't believe
so she would always make sure that they wouldn't do that she if i if she heard
that job was getting arrested
she would stop what she was doing and come to the m rpd and watch
to make sure
uh...
he wouldn't be there were written as mask off and doing crazy shit to him
what are you looking at
What are you looking at? I've been here and you've just been staring at the table.
Thinkin'. I'm just trying to think.
It's that hard for ya?
Well, sometimes, you know?
Man, I'm thinking about twenty different things at any given moment.
Okay, then three, go!
Uh, Walrus' pineapple sprouts, and then, uh, those wheels that spin, even though you stop.
How do they do it?
He's talking like a thought. He's talking about roller rims!
They're called spree whales.
What the heck are you thinking about that for?
I don't know. I would be cool to have it in a car, but also like scary because it would have someone with six their finger in there and then you're responsible.
I guess that's fair.
Hey Happy, will you come with me to my...
Please don't say cave.
No, not cave. No, no, like it's like um my plea deal, you know to you know be a character witness, you know
Tell them that I'm a good man. I'm a good man, right?
What?
Well, I like that.
Are you gonna lie to her?
Is it to get you out of trouble?
But am I a bad person?
I'm gonna grind her.
Why do you say that?
You're the bad person. You're the one that had changed your face paint, okay?
You look different and you're trying to put a disguise on because you're trying to hide your past self
No, I'm not and listen. I mean you mess with people all the time. You cause accidents cars explode
People get stabbed. Come on man. Like who who got stabbed because of me?
Probably people you know, what do we probably people?
I mean I've seen this stab someone up before who I
I don't know I'm terrible with names. What do you mean you don't describe them?
Bald head well a little bit of hair in the back of the head the mostly bald old man high pants
He walks really strange, you know James Randall punch bet. Yeah, there you go. That was it. I've seen this stab him once
It was self-defense
I don't know
Also, he didn't stab me for calling him old ones.
Okay, well, is that bad?
Yeah, it was pretty bad. I was just waiting in the burger shop line just to order food. I said,
Okay, old man, thanks. And then he says, what? You called me old and he stabs me for no reason.
He said, I thought I'd be just seeing what just happened there.
Okay, well, okay, well, okay, well, are you a good person, happy?
A strawberry jam, uh, Air Force Ones, and phones with cracks in the screen.
That didn't answer my question at all!
I'm just telling you, I'm always thinking of things.
What did you ask me?
I forgot.
Happy.
I asked you.
I asked you.
Are you a good person?
I asked you. I asked you. Are you a good person?
No. No, I'm not.
And what makes you a bad person?
I still cars every single day. Sometimes I chop them up.
Sometimes I'll shoot people. I did lose my gun yesterday.
Let's see. I have ran people over.
I even shot you once.
Yeah, you did.
For no reason.
Say, y'all, I'm a terrible person.
Are you a good husband?
I don't know. Sometimes I'm not sure.
Happy, you told Winsong that you can be with her and yuck around, but she's not allowed.
Didn't you say that?
What?
That's what Big Phil told me.
She said that to me.
Yeah.
She said that to you and you said no, but you do it.
And it's OK if you do it.
Come on down.
That's not what Big Phil told me.
That's not what Big Phil told me.
Winsong said that she should be able to fall in love
with people and have little flings with them and date
them.
And if I can't accept her that way, then I can't be
with her.
And I can't accept her that way.
You would break my heart every day and I'd have to pretend like it isn't.
I can't live like that, can you?
Imagine the person who lives with someone else.
You coulda do it every single day, man, and pretend like it's cool.
Yeah. Yeah, I know you're right.
I'm gonna try it.
like imagine oh was your girlfriend's name Roger or something cups Raymond
her name Ray will have them on Raymond um imagine her like dating us someone
else and you're just have to like be like oh my life is great oh I'm a
clown oh man oh it's funny yeah you couldn't do it no happy you're right
I couldn't
Yeah, and I wouldn't I mean I've stabbed people for less messing with her you know
Okay, it's always so if you're not so
The soul
What's your what's what's going on with you two now then?
You know that's that's the question isn't it? That's the question. She's an ICU. So I don't know I can't talk
to her. Yeah, you can. What am I supposed to do? Sit in the ICU and talk to her dummy.
She's just not going to say anything about visits. Why not told the doctor told me right
away. I don't know. Are you on the blacklist? There's a blacklist. Yeah, sometimes they'll
say like they'll have like a emergency contact and a do not contact list. What if you're
on that. No, no, no, no, no, no, the contact in me. Yeah. Yeah, even Phil was saying that
they didn't contact him and he was mad, but he was in the hospital. So he was able to
find out the doctor. Wow. So, so what are you going on for the rest of the day for
you then? No, you uh, you just-
Um, well I got a job at Otto's Auto as a mechanic, so I might do that for a little bit.
Then I gotta help out Twinkles at some point, because he's becoming a farmer to help me
with my project.
Oh, you got a project going on?
Yeah, remember the project, the thing here?
Did the uh, the marijuana one?
The gardening project.
Wait, you're gardening or you're growing weed?
I've grown weight, that's like a garden, that's a garden, that's pretty cool.
I've got a bunch of it, so and then you know I gotta help him out and then I
wanted to maybe go hunting for new opportunities. Oh yeah yeah I just knew
opportunities. Oh sorry I used the word hunting I didn't really mean it. And then
I know, you know maybe some chopping I really been enjoying chopping but sometimes it gets a little hard
Chopping is so boring
Yeah, but sometimes it's not sometimes it's cool. What is it?
Things I can do
Well, when you're wearing sunglasses like me
It looks cool
Um, if you got moose with you and then he's just yelling about random shit and he just
keeps things exciting, you know, and then you, uh-
Oh my god, Tytania, thank you for the time, Bob!
I think he can do a story again soon, but then he really just starts robbing the store
and you don't know it, and then cops can come at any moment.
It's pretty cool.
When you think that a soda is actually dehydrating.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
That wouldn't be good!
That would be cool, right?
Wait, that would be cool?
Yeah, because then I'd get away.
Ah, jeez, I gotta answer this happy. It's HR.
Oh, shit, I need a walker.
Hello!
Oh, hi, Vox! It's Helen.
Hello, what's going on?
Well, um...
Hi, how are you?
Hello?
Sorry, you weren't speaker, I got you off now.
Oh shit. Okay, who you with?
Happy!
Okay, um, I don't believe that based on the voice I just heard, but um...
Oh, that was TIG! That was TIG! Where'd the burger shot?
I'm not mad, TIG.
Oh, that's fine. Uh, Vox, I think it's time for a cleating.
I'm gonna be a correctional officer.
A cleating?
Well, uh, like now?
I don't know about like right now, but I think you need to like...
You are so loud!
You are so loud!
I feel like I'm not
Maybe hold your phone a little bit further away
Hold your phone away from your mouth just just a hairy house, you know proximity maybe
We'll get some men. I will get there. We'll get there for real. When do you want to have to happen?
I'm looking forward to that.
Sometime within the next week or so, I think it's time for a cleaning.
Okay, and what is the main topic?
Well, everybody's, you know, out of the bunker, back in the city.
What has everybody learned? What's the vibe? What's going on? What's the tea?
You know, getting everybody making sure we're on the same page.
We know what's going on, share the news,
And discuss new approaches for HR
And decorating the fun house good enough for me because I think I think I think folks should pitch into the common areas
You know yeah, we don't need to know like hey when you rob houses grab this stuff so that we can all decorate the fun
Okay, I will
Schedule something and I will put it
I'll schedule something and then I'll make an announcement. What's your state ID?
My state ID is 1409.
Alright, look at your business application thing.
And you should have an invitation.
Okay, great. Now give me all of the perm.
Hello?
Hello?
Hey sorry about that, I'm in the prison, the signal must be really bad.
Yeah, yeah, no, it's the call draw, that's the call draw.
I can send, I can page everybody with this, it's really cool.
Oh wait, really?
Yeah.
Oh, that's great.
Okay, is there anything else it's good for?
Um, transfer, share, I'm answering, page staff,
charge people, dissolve business.
Uh, no, no, just make announcements
and stuff like that, what's about it?
Okay, cool.
You need anything else in preparation for the meeting?
When you let people know about the meeting, will you let them know, like get in your complaints
before their meeting?
Yeah.
I'll do that.
So I do have a notebook.
I got an idea.
I got an idea.
I got an idea.
How about this?
How about we schedule this, okay?
For Monday night.
Monday night.
Yeah.
Are you gonna be around Monday?
Yeah, I think we'll be around Monday.
So how about Monday, an hour before the super late storm?
You know what I mean?
Or two hours before?
Like five hours, four or five hours from now?
Yes.
OK.
Three hours from now.
Three hours from now.
So 4 p.m.
Yeah, three hours from now would be better.
So that's three hours before the storm?
Yes, yes.
Okay, sounds good.
You get that?
I did get that test, yes.
Okay.
Okay, wait, hold on.
So it was a, oh wait, I can make an announcement.
Okay, how about this, how about this, how about this?
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Stop yelling at me.
Hold on, stop yelling at me.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, relax, relax.
Calm down.
Calm down, calm down.
Okay, I'm sorry, my temper, you know how I am.
Calm down, you know how I am with my temper.
Calm down, relax, relax, relax.
I'm getting upset.
I'm working on it, I'm working on it, I'm just relax.
Take it easy, Brad.
I'm upset, I'm upset.
Just calm down, calm down, calm down.
I'm upset, I'm getting really upset.
Okay, okay, here's what we'll do.
You can do...
I'm you can make that you're gonna book this meeting you're scheduling it
Okay
Are you gonna give me access to making announcements yes, it's like
Hey, why don't want to let me do it
Oh, there we go.
Okay, okay.
I'm on the phone and you're ugly.
Okay, you're good to go.
Okay, amazing. Thank you so much.
Okay, bye.
You guys do a wonderful job.
I always feel so welcome on the throne.
Aw, that makes me so happy.
I'm gonna go up to a hill.
Yeah?
I'm gonna trip you, dude.
Okay.
Then you have two burgers.
You need a ride anywhere?
Before I leave.
You should know right away.
You can't even ride any of them.
Let me know.
I'll be in the parking lot.
Don't even worry about it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I didn't know it was so beautiful.
Can you take me all the way to Grape Street, man?
Help! Help! Help! Somebody call the police!
I'm going to side- I'm going to side- I'm going to side- I'm going to side- I'm going to side-
I'm going to side down!
Okay okay, okay parking lot!
Okay okay okay, okay go to parking lot, go into parking lot.
Go on away!
This way this way.
And I'm going to parking lot happy you're not calling the cops right happy?
You're not gonna call the cops!
You're not gonna give me not gonna do that.
But you're gonna keep walking that way as well. Don't f'ing call the cops
Happy don't call the cops happy
Don't call the police
We're not going cause I don't want to kidnap you. Oh, yeah, jumpy a spider on your foot
Motherfucker.
Okay, w-w-w-w-w-w-what do you want?
What do you want?
What do you want?
I want you to apologize for putting me in a bad precarious position, even though, I mean,
yes, we-we did forget it all, but, you know, I am a little bit vindictive, so I just
needed to put the fear of God into you, and I just need to hear it, and I'm sorry,
and then we can go back to the forgetting it all.
I have to apologize for this plan going sideways.
Yes.
Whose plan was this?
Not mine.
It was Vivek Ramoskwami. Wouldn't you say that he owes you an apology?
He already did.
He did?
Wouldn't you think that he needs to apologize for me?
No.
Because you weren't supposed to shoot everybody on the stage.
You knew that. You knew.
I panicked.
They were told I panicked.
You panicked and shot three people?
Well, look, I shot him in the ear, and then, and then, and then, I just closed my eyes, and I kept shooting.
Because he told me to make it look as real as I could.
Uh, oh, my God. Oh, my effing god.
Well, he told me to try to make it real. I thought I wanted to do a good job.
I did my job appropriately though, like, I mean, I hit him in the ear, he didn't die,
I heard him and it looked good.
It looked good.
And you said like a canary.
No one told me I wasn't allowed to do that.
No one told me that I was-
would be wouldn't hold you you would be pardoned okay okay so what's the problem
then I'm part of it that means you're parting for everything that I did I say
especially talking to the cops I got you guys gotta pardon me for that you
people truly need everything spelled out for you well that doesn't really help
because even if it's spelled a different way I still can't read it good
I didn't go to college.
What do you mean, you people?
What the fuck?
Hey, D!
I'll make a delivery.
Okay.
You know what chatterbox? I'm starting to believe you might have been the last child
left behind. But last child left behind? Yeah. What does that mean?
you proved me hey Normie I didn't say that okay okay she didn't say that after
some just I'm not dumb but okay put the fear of God into you work can you know
what what else would work to really make me quiet is buying me one of those cars
one of those cars over there see that car with those cars over there that's
right I can be bought it for 13k I can be bought I can be bought you can be
bought how good Simpson okay I can't be bought anymore I can't be bought
anymore let's stick with the fear I'll stick with the fear this was all
be the Gramasquammy and Drosilla?
Sure.
And somebody looked, dressed like he was there, but it wasn't you, it was somebody that looks like you.
Edna, from The Incredibles.
She was so hypnotized by her beauty, you just couldn't even, you couldn't even focus on her face.
You just mystified and you mistaked it for me because I'm one of the most beautiful women you know I get it.
You look like Edna from The Incredibles.
She's fierce, so thank you.
You're welcome. What the yuck was that?
Who just hunked a knuck like a clown.
I don't know, it was in my back pocket.
Oh, okay.
Okay, alright.
So, does this mean that everybody likes that?
We're cool, everything's cool here.
We're cool? Everything's cool here? Is that what we're saying?
Yeah, I mean, I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
hide you to do a job for me again after seeing that piss poor display, but yeah, we're good.
Well, now I kind of feel like snitching again.
Well, what the hell? See, this is why I won't hide you.
You're so hot and cold, you fickle like a pickle.
What the hell?
You can't take constructive criticism.
I don't know what that is!
on you. I am also hired as a doctor and therapist at the hospital if you need a
session. Yeah, and therapist.
Now what, you man? I wish that car cost me 13, but now it's $30,000. Carl, you have $30,000.
Oh
She's not a doctor
Yeah, I always heard doctors make good money
Well, I have scrubs in my closet and only doctors have scrubs
No scrub scrub is a carl of that tries to do something to me
I'm actually writing a song as well. I'm dipping my feet into many into many waters right now
I'm not drinking those waters
You could describe everything with one single hashtag
Carla high heels Carla leopard print Carla the as far
Bob, Carla, party in the Vinewood Hills.
Woke, mob, Carla, cigarettes, Carla,
girl school, Carla, something like that.
That's a whole lot.
That's a lot.
That is something that is
definitely something.
It's gonna be a smash hit.
Yes.
Yeah, you wanna hear a snippet of the beat?
I don't think we're good.
Well, Carla.
I'll keep it.
Wait, no, there's hate-autistic expression.
What does that mean?
I don't even know what that means.
I'm a little autistic myself, so I mean, it's just.
No, I said, I said, autistic.
I said, A-R-T-I-S, whatever, the rest of it.
I'm an auto-H-Dick, yeah.
Yeah, you don't want to hear the beat?
It's OK.
I guess you guys hate us then, whatever.
You'll be streaming it regardless when the song comes out,
because it'll be that good.
When is it coming out?
Um, I don't know, soon, whenever I finish it.
When are you gonna finish it?
Soon.
When is-
Hopefully in the next week.
That is not soon.
That's really close.
But soon's like in a month when I have the time.
I mean, I'll get to it, and I'm gonna leave it on my desk so it's there, and it reminds me everything.
But I'll get to it soon.
Well, I want to debut it at the Casino Grand Opening.
When is the Casino Grand Opening?
I don't know yet, but, you know, I'm probably going to be involved pretty heavily in planning
the launch party, so you better be on your best behavior if you don't want to end
up on the...and list.
You know, we would love to just continue chatting, but it's storming now and we can't hear you.
And my sword's in a wedge!
So we're gonna get out of our vehicle!
Yeah!
Okay, bye!
Yeah!
Happy 20th!
You hoppin' in, Mark?
I'm in!
Can you take me to the car dealership where you bought this car?
Actually, it's at my work. Auto's auto.
No, my manager's there.
You work at Auto's Auto?
Sure do. You're looking at the finest mechanic in that state of the front.
They just don't know it yet.
Happy are you rich?
Yeah, of course I am.
It's good to be here, it's good to be here.
Alright.
You know, I can get you out there.
Yeah, but that means I have to work.
You make 1100 per repair. At least, actually.
Yeah, but that sounds like work.
I mean that's hardly any work, really.
Happy? What's your state ID?
1162.
Come on, come on.
You leave that stupid thing on all day man, what do you think, you think I gotta pay all
I thought the mortgage was like a total of 30,000.
No, it was gonna pay a power bill.
Hey people, I gotta call you back, okay?
Hey, come here, you can't touch me, baby.
Happy, I got a thing saying it was insignificant funds. Are you broke?
No, no. It was lying to me.
Wow $30,000
Now that voucher expired chat
What part do you buy again?
$30,000!
Um, what if I find the Conqueror's Cave?
As if!
Okay, one minute.
I know what to do.
Do you know what I'm buying?
Oh, what are you buying?
I'm flipping the lines.
That's what I can do.
That's why I'm so excited.
He scares me.
Oh, so nice.
Alright.
Uh, and then here you are.
I can put it in the bag.
I can put it in the bag.
I can put it in the bag.
I can put it in the bag.
I can put it in the bag.
I can put it in the bag.
I can put it in the bag.
And then here you are, Confoma.
This is your coffee.
And if you'd like to have me up the car,
would you sign by?
I'll head over to you to pick up the phone.
Open the clown check, give me the state ID's
that the clowns put in there today.
I was asking for state ID's earlier.
They put it in the text chat.
I got it. I got it.
Fourteen.
I hope you know you owe me a colleague. I'll open the tail later.
One, two, four.
Hold on! Fourteen eighty-nine.
Hold on.
In this one?
One, two, four, three.
Spear!
Oh, goodbye!
Oh, my God, my bag!
Kids are another one?
How are you doing okay? I'm with I'm in a nest meeting right now
Yeah
They're the ones that own the land of the property that the house is on well you weren't there for that meeting
Yeah
Yeah, okay, I'll do it again. Okay. Thank you
Yeah
I just got started charging them but the fun I
the count has some money though. Now. I'm going to. All right, you ready? Why not
see it? All right, let me pull it out for you. Two.
Suckers. Suckers.
See you just, you just like two other people to give you like 5k or 10k or something.
The thing I don't like about this is like, I can't, like you have to know every, even
Even though everybody's on here, you still need to know their state ID to do anything. It's stupid.
That's the only dumb part.
Hey, what was, um...
What was, um...
When did he say that again?
We got another one.
Suckers.
How much do you need?
Ah! I still got a ways to go.
Wait, I can't... okay. Alright, well I'll have to come back here. Can you drop me off
at the bank, Happy? Sure. I'll be okay from there.
Yeah.
Stormy.
Oh, God.
Stormy.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Let's go to the bank.
Yeah, that's a good idea to have, but I never would have thought of that.
Bad one.
Go into the bank, go into the bank.
What are you trying?
Right here.
What?
What is this?
What is this, they're bank here?
Really?
Oh.
How much did you get out of him?
12 grand?
See now you just need some like two rich idiots to give you 10k or something.
Yeah now I have, yeah I have $18,000 now.
You're almost there.
Like you probably need like 31 or 32 after taxes or something you know.
But I have fines, I have a lot of fines, a lot of fines.
And then I'm gonna get a $200,000 fine after I get my charges.
Oh, nice. Do you have to pay a bank?
Yeah, otherwise they'd put warrants up for my arrest.
Yeah, but they only have Perkins stables. I mean, that seems to be the only way.
I guess that is true.
Okay, now I think you take me to like...
to like...
to like, um...
to like the the um the um the uh um the uh um the uh
you get your mind well i gotta go to um the the uh uh
where are you going the water uh seahawk
sit down and then stop not gonna do that and then uh and then and then i'm
Oh my god, and if you can go do your thing, thanks for the ride, scumbles will pay you for the gas money.
All right, I'll just turn them to the end.
Exactly!
You're gonna make me walk up the steps?
Braining, what if I slip?
Alright, that's mad, that's appreciate it.
See you later, man!
Of course I can tell you about Epsilon.
Well, you know, on second thought, I can't really tell you about Epsilon.
The fuck? Epsilon?
Well, we're not really supposed to talk about it.
But if you make a large donation, I can tell you...
Pay fines.
You have no unpaid traffic tickets.
tickets
fucking pick a picture
You still on pay? No, I probably have to have them with me or I have to get something that
works there to, you know.
Are you religious chatterbox?
I'm unsure.
I'm unsure about everything.
OK.
Oh, Twinkle's away?
Plus free advice
Mechanic
Okay twinkles you're a liar
So I just seen Claire
Thank you.
Hello?
Hey, how are you?
How's it going?
Are you related to Mickey Sinclair?
I don't believe so, no.
You don't believe so?
No.
Yeah, unless my mom is hiding some stuff from me, I don't believe so, no.
No, no, unless my mom is hiding some stuff from me, I don't believe so, no.
Okay, well I just want to let you know that he's ruining the Sinclair name, okay?
Mmm, yeah, but I think his has an E at the end. I should tell you everything about him, you know what I mean?
But is something wrong with the letter E?
Well, I mean, when it's put at the end of that name, yeah, Sinclair E, it's a lovely name.
oh shit this ain't so fucking loud okay yeah yeah all right he's starting
complaining about the rain
I'm not sure what it is.
Hey, Dr. B50, real doctor that can read.
How long, Dr. B?
Oh, hey, if it is your favorite club, man.
Hey, I wanted to check you out, man.
If you had any kind of pressing intel regarding anything, you know, pleadio related, getting
into the courthouse is anything that I need to know ahead of time schedule.
There's nothing yet.
So what I'm being told is they're going to come to me with a plea deal.
If it's good, I'm going to sign it.
But then, another agreement is I got to go to court and testify.
Are you allowed to come to court with me?
As your legal representative, I believe I could be there.
You know, I don't think I'd be on the standard or anything on the
kind of effect that I'm not really representing you.
you're a tell your witness not really you know a you know like a plaintiff for
defendant or anything you know what if you went up there with me and stop me
every time I say something stupid oh yeah so I wish I could I think I could
coach you I mean we can have a sit-down but I don't actually think I could be
there stopping you actively I think that that's kind of why you know I could
train you a little baby we could talk it through say what you should or
shouldn't say but you know look at the end of the day man it's about it's
You know, you're the clown, man. You're gonna do what a clown's gotta do, you know?
I guess that's right. Well, listen!
I'm gonna... If the plea deal is bad, I'm calling you!
Okay? Cause I'm not signing up for that plea deal!
Let's do this. How about this? You... You don't...
You... We fight over the plea deal together, so I can tell you if it's good at all!
Okay, deal! Deal! Deal!
The moment I get a call, I'm calling you!
The moment I know! I'm calling you before I go!
Alright, hey, sentry, just say, by the way, I sent you an email, man. Make sure you check that.
Oh, okay, I will, I will.
That's good, man.
Send me an email? What does that mean? Send me a Discord message?
Umm...
Oh, he did!
I
Could be through doctor the cabri d&d is
Me to let you know to pay. Okay. Oh, okay to be okay. He's funny, bro. Oh
Hey, Chad, don't ask questions. I'm driving a stolen group six truck. Do you want it to fuck around with?
I'm on bail for terrorism
Bro, don't be a baby. So what? This is an opportunity to do something funny. You never
pass that up. You've changed. It's held until trial. It's a stolen Group 6 truck, literally
perfect condition. Okay, fine. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. Okay. Where
are you right? In the city or up north? I'm by Sonora Way. I'm close to Grape
Oh, um, can you meet me?
There's a good spot there, no cops will show up on their way.
Um, I mean, why don't you just come to the hospital
and get me, drop it off to me, or come get me.
It'll be fucking hilarious, yeah, I'll be right there.
Yeah, I'll see you there, okay, bye.
Ah, see you soon.
Fuck.
The phone.
Hello?
Hello?
Hi there, this is David from the City News.
I wonder if you can get a quick interview on your attempted assassination, please?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I'm at the hospital.
This is David from the city news wondering if you can get a quick interview on your attempt to assassination, please
Absolutely absolutely. I'm at the hospital right now
What do you want me to do? Are you at the hospital?
Yeah, exactly. Are you inside? Are you inside sir?
Well, yeah, that's the point of being at the hospital to see a doctor. Okay, we'll be right there. Yeah, we're right here
That's okay. Let me show you around me. We're right here. Okay. Thank you
Hey, Donny's on his way to the hospital with a stone group six truck.
of it so how could it be that yuck a popular well you definitely watch TV well
well no I don't because I can't afford a TV I'm kind of broke right now man
I'm stuck man you got time for interview or not well yeah I got time for an
interview I mean you got time to put some cream that could help go to Turkey
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big foreheads make it some
Yeah, all of us one day man
What do you want to do this guy?
upstairs maybe nice and private
possible
One lady that is extremely rude. Okay. This is a public place. Okay. It's a hospital
All right, so we're not welcome to be here. We're not welcome here. Is that whatever you say?
Yeah, but you want to go on a private office? I just said what he says. Bloody lad.
Yeah, there's like 30 offices up there. Okay, they all being used right now? Is that an issue?
Yeah, but this ain't your private place to come though, is it?
Oh, come on, Cinnamon Bunhead. Come on, don't kick yourself, okay?
Cinnamon Bunhead?
Yeah!
Where you go? Come on, Triadda.
Oh come on guys, ignore her and go upstairs. Get out of my way you old bag!
I've got nothing. I've got nothing. How's that?
Yeah! Old bag! Old bag and dust! That was bad!
I won't give her a look of disease, that's a lot of RMR. Look at the state of it.
Stupid strawberry showcase shakia.
You should put that on the news, you know, hospital workers, you know, kicking people out for wanting to talk.
Okay, so I... do I sit in the one chair and you guys sit in the other chairs?
How does this work?
You can stand.
Just give me one moment.
I'm in stand!
I don't want to!
I can stand!
My legs hurt!
Yeah, I'm sorry.
So, due to a camera hand, you're going to have to stand, please, in the front,
if possible.
Thank you.
I'm sorry sir, due to a camera here you're gonna have to stand please in the frame if possible. Thank you.
Can I stand like right here? Because it looks cooler? No?
Sure. I mean well you have to stand in a sort of like this.
You have a nice little interview sort of frame if possible. Thank you.
What? Okay. I mean...
Alright.
Yes. I mean I can do that.
Hey man, how you doing?
Can you go over to the left, please?
Yeah, okay, hold on a second.
I'm on the phone, you jerk.
I'm on the phone, all right?
Yeah, I can talk.
Oh no, I'm on bail right now, Donny.
So if you got that stolen bank truck,
you should get out of it.
All right, about the hospital.
All right.
Yeah, multi-left, please, Mike.
To my left or your left?
All right.
Alfred, am I using the microphone?
Am I using the microphone? What am I using here?
Yeah, yeah, the microphone that's in your pocket right there, sorry.
All right, you want me to go on this side or the other side?
Can you, can you...
All right, can you, uh, can you, like, angle your way towards me?
Like...
Towards the camera at the same time?
Your kind of breath kind of stings. Okay, I...
Okay.
Man, you wanna be a part of your...
Yeah, fine!
Okay, sir, man, give us a moment, man.
Don't, I'm busy! Don't have the luck going on right now, okay?
Except...
I'm out of ammo, baby.
Yeah, it's good, right?
We can one second.
Sorry, guys.
Get into the center here.
There we go, one second.
All right.
There we go.
All right, perfect.
All right.
You guys ready?
Yes!
Yeah!
Okay, five, four, three, two, one...
I'm out of ammo.
Right, I'm out of ammo.
Five, four, three, two, one, go.
Ladies and gentlemen, hey, cut.
Come on, man.
He said go, I don't know where I'm going.
Five, four, three, two, one, action.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with,
cut, come on, man.
Wait, are you talking to me or him?
You, am I talking to him?
Why would I be talking to my camera guy?
You're looking at the camera when you said that! I don't know! Okay, okay, got it! I got it! I get it! I get it!
Five, four, three, two, one, action!
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with...
Chatterbox the Clown!
Chatterbox the Clown? How you doing it now, man?
Well, it's... I don't know what time it is, but...
Not that great! I'm at the hospital! I'm not doing that great! I'm on a bail!
It sucks!
Definitely you are out on bail. We all were there. What happened? We saw what happened.
We're curious if we can ask you a few questions about it.
What?
Just a chat about it.
Well, you already asked me downstairs. That's why we're up here to answer questions.
Yeah, I already said yeah like four times. That's why we're up here.
What led you to targeting the mayor or candidate?
What does that mean? What led me? Like why I didn't?
I'm glad you shoot him.
Well, because Vivek Ramaswamy said he's the current mayor
and he's all powerful.
So Lilith said that it was my best interest to listen to him.
And then he said that if I don't help him,
and he's running for reelection,
and he wins without my help,
he's gonna foreclose my newly built home
and put all the clowns on the street.
And that scared me.
My life is already a mess.
So I couldn't have another thing happen.
So I said, what do you want from me?
So he brought me to some mansion.
He said, I'll call you.
And then he messaged me with a location.
And it was this big mansion.
So I went there, showed up, and he called me.
He goes, we're in the back.
I'm like, OK.
So I went back there.
And there was like an ambush.
They're all like standing there, like sit down.
So I sat down, and then some guy.
He looked like the Crimson Chin.
He was standing there.
And he goes, oh the clown boy, oh the clown boy, don't move.
And I'm like, okay, okay, I'm not moving here.
A big knife.
And then, and then Bivik Rama Squammy comes and he sits down
and he goes chatterbox, we gotta talk.
We gotta talk.
And Jusila, she looks like Kaju.
She also is like, mm-hmm, like being weird
and stuff like that.
And then they're like, you are going to stage
a fake assassination attempt on Bivik Rama Squammy.
And I'm like, what?
And then he gave me a gun and said,
you're going to use this gun to take out Vivek Ramoskwami.
But you only aim for his ear.
If you kill him, you're a dead man.
And I'm like, well, I'm not good with guns.
I always make mistakes.
And then Carla, some old lady named Carla was there.
And she goes, oh, chatterbox, stop being so dramatic.
If you shoot him in anywhere else but the ear,
I'm going to have to cut you up.
And she said a weird word, something, a body part
that I don't want to discuss was gonna get cut off my body.
So I was like, okay, I'll do it, I'll yuck and do it.
Okay, look this place.
So they're like, okay, this is the gun.
We're not giving you any bullets or ammo for it.
Meet us in a couple of hours at the yellow car.
And I said, well, where's the yellow car gonna be?
And then Carla was like, oh, sweetheart, you'll see it.
And I'm like, okay, so when I got there I didn't even get shirts or nothing
I just drove right in there with a stolen car on top of that
Wait, wait, you guys might have to cut that part out. They don't know about that
I got in there right and then and then and then I was I was like in the bleachers looking around and I saw it
the yellow car and
I saw the crimson chin standing there and I'm like, oh boy
He's waiting me over so I went over there and he's like he's like
And he gave me a bunch of magazines and extra bullets, and he's like, don't let us down.
Don't let your memory live, you take the shot, the kiss of death.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it, kiss of death, kiss of death, kiss of death.
So, so, so, I'm waiting there, I'm standing there, and every time David went up, I stood up,
and I'm like, okay, and I got my hand on my gun, I'm like, all right, I got this.
I'm gonna shoot him in the ear, and then I keep shooting until the gun is empty, up in the air.
Because I was supposed to shoot him and then shoot up in the air until he click, click, click, until it was done.
To make it look like his bodyguards jumped on him and I was trying to finish the job.
But what happened was, he gave the kiss of death the signal, and I shot him.
But I panicked when I shot him, and I just closed my eyes and I just kept shooting.
I thought it was Amy up, but I don't know, my eyes were closed.
I just, I kept shooting till the gun was empty!
And then, and then, and then, and then,
I woke up in the hospital
and the commissioner was standing over me and he goes,
oh God, Chatterbox, why?
Why, Chatterbox, why?
Like, he's just so miserable
because his job, he has to do something.
You know, because he's, you know,
it's work, I guess, you know, he's, he's lazy.
But I'm like, well, man!
And then I tried to explain myself
and he's like, wow, oh my God,
you're an innocent man.
I'm like, yeah, man!
I mean, I did it. I mean, I shot the guy, but like, they made me do it.
And he goes, wow, interesting.
This is why we need clowns in the police force.
And I was like, you're right.
So then so that now they're going to hire clowns to make a difference
because we're sick of getting taken advantage of.
So more clowns in the police force means less people.
You're going to.
All right, all right, all right, cut, cut, cut, man.
I was a tough man. An answer, man.
What? What do you want me to say?
Our next question, next question.
How are you dealing with the terrorism charges?
Well, I'll just keep this under mid and 30 seconds.
Okay, well, I'm not gonna... you're gonna have to time this because I'm not...
I'm not gonna stop watching me. So I'm not really good with that stuff.
Yeah, go ahead.
Okay, so like, basically, I was in prison and I would tell the DOC that if they don't get me burger shot or pizza because I didn't want to work for commissary, that I was gonna start a riot and it was a complete bluff.
But it worked. So they gave me everything I wanted.
And then Vivek Ramaswamy and his goon squad came to the prison
and rage baited me with clown masks to make me fight them.
And then they tried to make me change my story so they wouldn't go to jail.
And so a fight broke out. And then the commissioner came down and said,
you know what, chatterbox? You're a good man.
You can be let out on bail. And you know what?
You know what? We'll get you a plea agreement or you can go to trial,
but you can go on bail in the meantime. You're an innocent man.
I said, thank you sir. So I'm dealing with it pretty well. You know, I'm pretty dealing with that part pretty well
You know, I'm out. I'm a free man, you know do whatever I want, you know
Okay
You ready to go to jail for the rest of your life
No, sir
I'm so basically what's gonna happen is if they even tell me that I'm gonna go to jail for the rest of my life
I am going to commit what I did again, but on my own decision on my plan
And but I'm gonna take way more people out
I'm gonna kill certain people that I do not like right now cuz I'm gonna go out with a bang
What?
Thank you for your time chatterbox the people have heard of these you better say
Say I got one more thing to say
We cut
Talk man. You need a you need to get some help man. What do you mean?
Respect what is that?
I don't know. Just just keep your mind bright
Pain or something, you know, that was my time
This doesn't sound like good exposure
How's it hanging?
What was that about?
It sounded like you nailed it.
They were interviewing me about the stupid terrorism stuff.
Yeah, you fucking hit the nail on the coffee.
You do well?
I don't know.
Maybe we should have asked them.
I don't know if I did well.
You probably fucking should, baby.
Where's that group 6 truck, man?
You mother fucker, you took too long.
Huh? What do you mean I took too long?
You took too long, you fucking...
No.
You just call me cinnamon bonehead?
No, not you, not you. Not you.
No, you...
Did I do a good job?
I got something that'll make it happen.
Did you get those papers yet?
No, I didn't get those papers yet.
I'm actually encrypling fucking debt because of all of them.
I literally can't transfer my cause and my assets are literally in donks and glendales
that are crumb-
Ah!
Son.
And Dr. B for your real Dr. M.D.J.D.
Warrior like a renail, how's it going?
It's going pretty well, Donnie.
Donnie's having some medical problems right now.
Yeah, it seemed like he's, like, ideally some kind of muscle spasm, man.
Yeah!
You know how Kate did it?
It was watching him collapse so spontaneously in front of, uh, his steamed man, as such as, uh, Chaddy.
Yeah, I just fucking smelled Chaddy, uh, inside of his mask, gonna make my throat when I just started seeing things,
so we might have to figure something out about that.
He's, he's pretty stinky. Just kinda made me go crazy.
Alright, uh, unfortunately, you know, it's not illegal to be stinky.
Yeah, and he's pretty short, too.
Hold on, you guys wanna go-
Oh
Really donny really that's all we're gonna do this
No, absolutely not. I know you give it back. It was a present
I can't get a car. Thank you so much dr. Beat. Mr. Who knows how to read and can actually do
All that stuff as well.
Yeah, that should be a big deal, dude.
There you go.
Uh, Tyler, uh, thank you for keeping the bench in safe.
Of course, of course.
Hurry up, Chad!
We got your car!
Chad, what's got you here, man?
Why are you rolling to the hospital?
Everything good?
I was just walking around.
Now I'm gonna snitch on Donny and get him arrested.
Oh, okay.
You suck, Tyler!
This is for me.
Ruby, it's the Commissioner around.
This is important.
Jesus.
I don't think so it's it's bail around yeah he is he's on to go to MRPD it's
very it's like super super important like he's he really needs to go to MRPD
what why it's an emergency it has to do with the terrorism case okay all right
I'll find him okay I'll be in the lobby all right all right Donnie we got
I gotta go to the MRPD, man.
Big things are happening around here.
What is this, driving Miss Daisy?
Like, what if I just sit in the back seat?
What?
You're the one driving, you know?
Yeah, but like, what am I, a chauffeur?
I'm not, you know, I'm not even done.
You know what, you, what is going,
what is going on with you lately?
I have one of my best friends
who's now fucking joining the police department.
You're fucking going to prison forever and probably dying.
Donny, you gotta calm down a little bit, Donny.
Hey, Chatterbox.
Hey, what's up, man?
All my friends are gone.
You still want to kill me?
Maybe.
OK.
That's you who can talk about it.
Oh, we'll talk.
We'll talk.
So, man, you just got to fucking...
Also, tell him what a fucking boy is like shooting
behind his ears and fucking near.
I'm here to see Officer Payu Bail.
Well, well, well, he's a...
He's on his way, alright?
He's gonna have to drive back to the station.
Well, where is he?
He's driving back to the station, chill.
But where?
Somewhere.
Where's somewhere?
Somewhere on the island.
Don't fucking run off and go on an adventure.
Ruby, keep him here.
He's like a kid and he's a leech at this point.
What venture was he gonna go on?
I don't know, he comes up with something.
Just fucking stay there.
He's mad at me because he had a stolen G6 truck
and I told him to go to the hospital then I called the cops.
What? He stole the G6 truck?
Yep.
What the hell is he on?
He's stupid. This I called 911 and then he came inside to look for me
and they pulled up and told it.
He's mad at me for it.
A lot of people seem to be mad at you, hey?
I mean, like who?
Well, you shot a bunch of people.
Accident!
An accident.
Yeah.
Okay.
Vivek's ear was the only thing that was supposed to get hit.
Right.
And the bullets just kinda flew around.
Well, he told me to keep shooting in the air to make it look like I was trying to finish the job until the guns are clicking
But I'm not really good with guns. So I closed my eyes and I just kept pulling the trigger until it stopped
Wow
Huh
Is that a problem?
Well, I don't know. I mean obviously people are looking into things right and investigating well
Yeah, I am an I'm a guilty innocent man
Guilty but innocent right same time. Mm-hmm. All right, cuz I did shoot
But I didn't want to shoot I
Was forced to do it right?
Does that make me a terrorist? You know in some universes, maybe and this one. Yeah, probably but
I'm going down
The ones behind are going down with me
Okay, okay
So you went to prison, right?
My free clown now, Ruby. My free clown.
My free and a free clown.
Yeah, that's right. That's right. He has the new warden. He couldn't deal with me. So he said, it's time to go to the box. And I said, thank you.
I've got tea. I've got tea.
That's right. That's right.
got some tea commissioner came up and he was like hey i was prison i said you better let me out right
now and he's like yes sir can you let me out i've got clown tea well you got clown tea i've got
clown tea what are you talking about bobby bell drum yeah he showed up at my house when i was in prison
I'm doing this.
He showed up at the ranger station and during academy.
Wait, he showed up during academy.
He showed up during academy.
He didn't think the stumbles were true.
Ow.
Guys!
Guys!
Please let me back in the house.
I've made so many mistakes.
What a loser.
what a loser he was yelling and screaming and making a fuss well really oh
yeah what a pick me a big fuss he just couldn't believe his eyes I got
Question
Mm-hmm, hi you bae oh
Yeah, he's a cop
Yeah from Treehouse
What
Hi you
Are you where is he?
Why does he live in a ball?
No, his show is-
Oh, Caillou from the show!
His show aired on Treehouse!
You know? Yeah, I was watching Treehouse!
You know what I mean?
Oh, he's four. He's a baby.
He was four. Caillou was four. He was four when he did that show.
Ooh!
How fucking old are you?
What are you talking about?
You just- You just gave Ruby a fucking Caillou reference.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with that?
I'm just- and that's a very simple-
Simple others like Ruby who's even an age over 24. She doesn't understand that shit. Okay Ruby is the boomer of the boom, okay?
No, it's you got wrinkles. I'll see you giggling at you
Yeah, I can see in your face. Oh many more wrinkles. Thank you
For every wrinkle is every trauma traumatic situation
That I have overcome in my life
And put behind me you?
Yes, that's right.
Hi you Belle!
Listen, he's on his way. I told you he was nothing about.
He's bald!
I know, he said it's by choice.
How long?
How long has he been bald? I don't know.
How long until he's here?
I don't know.
The show is on Treehouse!
KAYU!
I don't know.
You can't keep screaming KAYU.
He doesn't know who that is.
KAYU BAYO!
He's coming.
I told you.
He's super busy at the moment.
Treehouse!
Oh my gosh.
From the show!
KAYU!
Hi, you know what a baby. Oh, he's here. Okay, you go you stop calling one baby now
What's the long?
I'm training police officers, which I put on hold to come down here. So this was good. This was good
Okay, this was good. That's good that you put them on hold because this is important. Okay, this man right here introduce yourself
Donnie
Donnie, huh introduce yourself. Oh, I just drove I just drove me. I don't know what he's talking about
Okay, well, yeah, now we know where this is going um he came up to me. I'm Donnie Donne. Hi. He gave me
Another Donnie. He gave me this
And I want to report this to you because that does not that's not appropriate for me to have and I want you to take it
Back and get that off the streets out of hands like him
And I would like you tell me this guy right here. That's right to you. That's right as a gift
Do I look competent enough to get some of that I don't think so I need to help try to bargain me
What you what I just see
Obviously, I'm in pain and I couldn't have dated to him
I'm gonna take it back run for DNA DNA gonna be on it
Okay, so I would like this to be a markdown of my good deed
Towards my my you know my plea deal, you know keep tell the commissioner my plea deal
Are you
She's my parole officer
Yeah, and last I checked have you reviewed your
No, I told the commissioner I can't read well, so he read them to me and he did not tell me this part
How much is in this to me
I thought it was supposed to be Dan Seistie.
I'm on the head with a pickaxe. What happened?
Yeah, no, it's me.
Okay, so can you make sure that what I just did to get the bail gets to, you know, the pre-deal?
Yes, yes, yes.
I got it from a gift from a criminal, and I didn't want to keep it on the speech,
and I handed it back to him.
And I snitched! I also snitched on him.
Can I pretty please do it?
do it. Okay, I just technically just check in right now. Yeah, you cannot. No, you cannot
use me. I'm gonna run through. I'm gonna have to further question. Just hold tight for
just a moment. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, you're talking about Donnie. I mean, I know they're
on my phone, but I don't I'm not good at reading. So like, you know, they have to be read
to meet for me to understand them properly.
What are you doing with the Tanks gum?
Okay, I found it.
Okay, but that's what every criminal says.
I know, but I'm Donny, I found it.
Okay, Donny, but where did you find it?
Where did I find it? It was next to the 7-Eleven.
Next to the group structure.
7-Eleven?
That fucking 11-7.
I'm just like, sorry.
Which 7-Eleven, 11-7?
247
No, it was the one on the side all the way on the east up north type deal
There was somebody there and then we're screaming stuff like
You saw okay
Did you witness a robbery Donnie? No?
I was driving by turned around when I realized I wanted to go to the beach because I did not have fucking work school equipment
By the way, okay, never fucking do that and then I can buy and then in the bushes. I saw it
Can I get a statement from me? I literally just took a report for that. Oh
No, I'm not cool with that. I'll take a statement all day. I was like literally no shit
Right in the bush when I pulled up literally like four times, right? I don't know. I'm sorry
I got a problem. How did you know to check the bush? Do you usually just check bushes randomly?
No, I ran up to it and kicked it with my foot
Donnie I got a question
in the bush
Well, okay, it was kind of looked like a bush, but still bush. I mean I shrub
I need to go over your conditions with you so that you can't say that you didn't know them because you can't read.
Okay.
Donnie, why do you look like Bob Ross joined a biker gang with Sirizes?
Take me to the back for questioning, please.
Are you really going to pick on him right now?
Well, they're running a gum now.
I was just going to come out and tell you the results.
Okay, I'm going to tell your conditions real quick so that you're not saying that you don't know that you're sorry.
I want to hear them in there.
Yeah, Donnie, you stay out here. I'm going to go in here because you know, all right.
Um, so there's quite a few conditions that you need to make sure that you don't break
your bail because if you break your bail, you're going back to prison. All right, buddy.
Okay, okay. I'm the son.
I'm just saying who he is.
Bail condition, obey the law. No additional felonious criminal offenses while released pending trial.
Okay.
Number two, court appearance. Appear for all hearings, trials, and other required proceedings.
Number three contact information keep current contact information on file and do not intentionally conceal whereabouts
So I'm gonna need you to share your number with me to make sure I have the correct number for you mr
Chotty no weapons
Yes, that's okay a bail condition. You have to check in with me every day until trial sir. Okay fine
Weapons, possessions carrying ownership or control of weapons may be prohibited when
recently related to charges or public safety.
Control substances and intoxicants, unlawful controlled substances are prohibited.
Victims and witnesses, no threatening, intimidating, harassing, following, contacting or otherwise
interfering with identified victims, witnesses, or others connected to the case.
Evidence investigation, no destruction, concealment, alteration, or interference with evidence
and no attempt to improperly influence an investigation.
Search conditions, a warrantless search condition may be imposed if they win specifically
included as part of release.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I can explain. I can explain that I'm just saying I'm not let me ask you a question before I explain
Do you like spiders? Do you like spiders?
I don't fucking like spiders. You're welcome. That's all I'm gonna say welcome fucking like spiders
You're welcome. You're welcome. Psychopath like spider exactly. You're welcome. So don't get mad at me for helping you out with that
You're welcome
Thanks, I guess
Last one search conditions, so I'm
Yeah, I'm not gonna search you today because we don't need to but I need this last
Oh to be understood and follow okay, okay, you must refer to officer Maxwell as hey
Hey, this is part of your bail conditions. Okay, so you are no longer allowed to call me may make
I don't say anything to you like if I don't address you I don't okay this is
perfect that's you still need to address me I'll just say hey
officer hey hey that's part of your conditions chatty it's look at the
docket it's right there fine fine fine can you let me out of here officer hey
Hey, hey!
Alright, go on.
This is stupid.
This is dumb.
So dumb.
I mean, you can wear whatever you need to wear, right?
No, but like...
I have a perm. I understand it is real, though. It is real.
But like, I just feel like...
It's not a fashion advice. What calls?
Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, go on.
Where'd you get the pager from?
I found in the I'm literally next to the group six truck in a bush
Group six truck bush
It's over I can take you guys there if you want. I didn't get it. I drove by
Yeah, if you want to look at your recent 911s, there's information about that group six truck
Just so you know
Trying to get a statement from him and he's like I just walked to the bush and kicked it and found it
That's what he just told us
That's like that's how you found it and I just yeah, and we literally walked in here
Is I want to speak a bone with you about you keeping me in trouble because if this friendship is gonna work
You interrupted a very important moment between me and Ruby, okay, I am on bail for terrorism
I need to be behaved. Okay, so you're mad at me for behaving. That's what you're telling
No, I'm mad at you for not respecting my boundaries
How do I respect boundaries? I don't even know.
Because friendship is a two-way street, Chattie.
Look, I don't know.
He is not a mother.
Yeah. And also...
That was between you and me. That was me and you thing. And you just said it in front of him.
He needs to know it.
No, he doesn't. He doesn't. Ruby, please. Please. Please. Please. No. Please. Please.
No.
I'm sorry, but he thinks that he looks like you.
Why is everything locked in here?
Yeah, you remind him of his mother.
Hang on! Your mom was brutal!
Y'all don't sin, caddy!
No, I'm not. I moved here in my late 30s.
I'm trying to make friends. I'm trying to really cool things and stuff.
And everybody thinks that I steal stuff.
If I hit a bush and caddy's drinking inside a police station, they say I'm a crook. I'm not!
I'm not okay. Okay. You stole a group six truck and you're complaining about people thinking you steal
Is is I'm trying to have an honest phone in his body
Not an honest phone in his body be my friend, but he's not doing it. You have to be more attached than he has
Well, like some like mother of the way
Ruby I don't he is right now
He's your close friend?
I need it.
He's supposed to be.
I got him a truck.
I bought him $32,000 red truck.
He's a young girl.
He's got a truck, but I don't have a truck.
He's been lying to me this whole time thing.
He got me a truck.
He never did.
Breathe, please.
Breathe.
Maybe this is the reason why I'm snitching, then, because you've been lying to me
the truck this entire time I feel like I'm in the middle of a relationship
school right now
he's just he's surrises are flaring up and he's probably irritated
you're gonna be okay guys I see a picture of you
I had that truck I would okay what you know I would
attempt to be chatty
I want you to do what?
Um, I...
You don't...
Don't.
Don't what?
Just stop it...
and be a fucking human being.
Do they itch right now? Is that the problem?
Okay, alright, it's not... I'm going to...
Fuckin' about surprises, Ruby!
I
Came here I hope you spill that whole mocky out all over your stupid fucking little overall
You put your hand behind your back Donnie, okay?
Up against the wall, okay?
Up against the wall.
You attack somebody with a pickaxe?
Turn around.
Turn around.
Turn around.
It turns out he said fool's gold, not real gold.
Face the wall.
Okay.
He answer rises.
You broke my fucking heart, chatty.
You broke my fucking heart.
What do you mean we broke your heart?
I
Don't know
All right, I got some band-aids I'll be enough
oh my gosh see this is what I get for snitching you see what my lamp is turning into I'm snitching I read they're all trying to kill me
I rest him
try to do the right thing and this is what I get
oh my god
he's placed under arrest he's going downstairs
I was falling
shut up in a group six shock he gave me that tazer
are you sure you're good
yeah I'm good
looks like it pierced your back of your
okay
I'm going to take a goober to the hospital, I'm going to make it a play with Dr. Beef.
No, no, no, I can get EMS over here, you don't need to take a goober.
Okay, yeah, okay, then fine, I'll take EMS.
I know, but I kind of feel like I'm better, but looking at him, you've got to remind me of a doctor's sues book.
I think we're good, we're good.
EMS, P.D.
I'm just working on some stuff for the commission.
I'm sorry, he just...
Can we get a...
He's a Batman!
...GZ, a lobby of MR.
Please.
Now make sure all this information gets to the commission.
emotions to the edge he'll be aware that he turned one in yesterday he found
in a bush and then gave it to you
he showed up in a get to the hospital in a group six truck and a taser he wanted
us to go in a group six truck yeah I called I called 911 yeah I haven't you
should have a 911 a record for that before I became here I don't know you
I'm not a
And then he showed up and gave me that
What are you doing he goes dude? He wanted dressed up a group six workers go and go it to the like the bank
Where other group six workers were we're working walk in pays them take their guns and take their truck and rob the trucks
And I said okay, let's do that
And then I said we got to stop it in my PD first I can get my stuff and then I came here and proceeded to snitch
It's gonna be chatterbox over here you got
With a pickaxe
Yeah, all right it I'm just gonna look really closely is it still is
There do you still feel anything like the part of it chip and break off because I don't want to remove that
I don't I don't I can't I feel pain. That's all I feel you tell me if there's something back there
Okay, what we're gonna do we're gonna get you to the hospital don't want to remove an impaled man here
Is there an impaled man?
All right, we need to make sure there's not like a chip off of the pickaxe left in there
I don't see the full like the pickaxe itself is not there, but I need to make sure there's no foreign body left
Yes, sir. Okay. Yeah, that sounds good
Okay
And because it's in your back, we're gonna this is gonna be really uncomfortable. I'm sorry
I'm gonna have to lay face down on the Ernie in the back because I don't want to risk having pressure
You know what I mean, okay
Yeah
You're on your feet. I'm gonna have you walk out under your own power
You can get comfortable back there yourself. Just I don't want you laying on your back
Okay. All right. All right. I'm ready
Can we fucking listen to a mission?
I don't know why.
I don't know.
Make sure you check in with your parole officer.
Yeah, yeah, uh, hey hey!
Remember everything I did here today,
and I would like that to be relayed to the commissioner
for my plea deal.
Thank you very much.
More snitching is coming today.
I got lots to snitch on.
Perfect.
Are you ready to come, Burger?
That fella didn't sound very nice.
Fuck you.
He's a bad person. He's a horrible human being.
He's spreading terrible rumors.
Yeah, yeah, he is.
Okay, face down, you said, right?
Yeah, just, you know, act like you're, you're spitting on your belly or something.
Okay.
Here we go.
I could fill up some of these. I'll see you in 47.
I don't believe we've met, but they said your name's Chadder Bones, what's your name?
I'm Simon, Simon Spencer.
Thank you Simon for coming to save me, Ned.
That guy, that guy, he got mad because I asked him if he was trying to pull up a Bob Ross that joined a biker gang that just also has surrises.
And he, you're not really upset?
I feel like that's a very valid question given how he looked when I walked in.
He packed me with a pickaxe!
It's crazy!
Yeah, that part's less valid.
Alright, let's get you inside.
I know.
I didn't want to give you anything for it immediately, though, in case they need to...
You know, I don't want to conflict with the medical the doctors need to do.
Oh
It hurts to breathe
Sounds like might have might have punctured something
Just try and get comfortable in one of these beds all face down please you know, we want to make sure yep
Oh
Hey doc. I'm in where he was struck in the back with pickaxe. I brought a man
It was Donnie
Chip off pickaxe
There you know
Ah very well
Hello
Oh yes
Hey man
Yes you remember me
Yeah fresh out of all the family I remember
Yes yes you very insulting
What? Why is that insulting you look
No you were very insulting earlier
Yeah, remember, I wasn't even stopping you from going upstairs.
Stop now!
You said, old man, get out of my old man.
Well, sorry about that.
Yes, you remember?
So, settle down, Jim Lehy.
This is so rude.
It's so rude.
What's rude about it?
I am my own man, yes.
I don't call you Pennywise.
I don't call you a little circus man, yes.
I, I, I am called Jill.
But you know that I'm way too good for those insults.
You just know that's not insulting because I know...
I don't know you.
I know you don't know me, but you know that I'm not a pennywise.
No.
Yeah?
No.
Yeah?
No.
Yeah?
Not uh...
Yeah?
No.
Yeah?
Ha-shapa, don't look at your back.
Okay, okay, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Oh, here's your flipping o- page taking look.
Eeeeeee-
Easy! Easy!
Let's see here.
Eeeeee-
Oh, yes I see a little something in there.
What?
Very deep inside the-
Wait a minute!
Backwood.
There's something in there.
Oh, what's in there?
I don't know, you said pickaxe.
Pickaxe, if you in the back, yes.
Yeah, but did a piece break off?
Yeah, it looks like it.
I'll pull it out, pull it out, pull it out, pull it out, but what if it...
If you just pull out, it's close to the spine.
You want me to just rip out?
What is that? Is that bad?
Eh, could be.
We can rip out, you can rip out.
Sneaky, what do you think?
Wait, what are you talking about?
There's a broken piece of the pickaxe in my back near my spine.
She's just pulling out?
No?
Well, what do we do then?
What do we do?
What?
Leave it.
If you get like some new disease and we get to research it.
I don't want a new disease!
Can you do something for this?
Be positive for once?
I don't have any problem with it!
All right, you're going to want to relax, sis.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
There we go.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What have you done with...
Hellers, you've come so rude.
I don't know yet.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, let's relax, sis.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, sis.
Okay, can you feel this on the toes?
Yeah.
Okay, and you feel this on the knee?
Yeah.
What do you give on the scale, Blake?
And this on the arm?
Six, seven, six, seven, six, seven, six, seven.
Yeah, I can feel that six, seven, six, seven.
What?
And this?
Yeah.
Okay, stop.
That's annoying.
Okay, no spine damage, we have a success.
So, I'm okay?
Errr, yes, seems like you are just fine.
Well, thanks, Doctor.
You know, for a dumb old miserable hunched over bag, you're not that bad.
For a clown, you're very funny.
Thank you for the help Jim and I'm glad you're not supervising parks anymore.
Yeah, I did but you didn't come and see me so whatever.
I did I did why would you want me to visit you because you're my friend
duh now you know what happened but what happened you know what happened you'd
stand there and just do the boo yeah you know dance
I would...
I mean, I want to talk to you alone, right?
You can have everyone
allow you to reflect.
Well...
Well, first and foremost,
you even want to talk
about what happened.
Well, it depends what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're referring to,
but there's millions of things that have happened.
Like what?
Well, that's the thing.
I don't want to say what
What because I'm scared they're gonna say the one thing that I don't want to talk about
So you got to tell me what you want to know so I know if I want to know what I want to talk about
So I don't tell you that other things that
Let me get it. I don't think he's working today
He's dead
You know what that means you ever played zombies and there's a fire sale and you get to hit the mystery box and credits
No, I played combat arms during that time.
That's why you were the thing you were.
What's that supposed to be?
There you see.
Get out of here.
I mean, so I'm gonna be honest with you because I like to be honest with my friends and when
they ask me I wanna tell them I know, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes.
I know, yes.
I know.
Yes, yes, yes.
If I don't want to talk about it, I'll tell them I don't want to talk about it.
Really?
You mean a lie?
Is there something I've lied to you about?
I don't know!
Because how would I know if you lied and I just believed you? I'll never know!
I mean time will tell if I ever tell it.
I guess that's true. Could be a year, could be seven, could be ten.
Who's to say?
That's right.
Who's to say?
You like to taste the cake?
I just depends if you're the person or not. Yeah, I do.
Say how do I know that's true?
I mean, I just ate some food, but like, if you want to wash me, brush my teeth tomorrow,
I can.
You want me to wash you?
Watch you brush your teeth.
Yeah, if you want to do the brush yourself, but that's what they got after, like, what
do you want me to say?
is I spoke with someone that was really they were having this issues where they
met someone from a long time ago but they didn't know how to talk to them and
they're real scared like they didn't know how to approach them that person was
avoiding them and they didn't know what to do and I was like all right well
How'd you just find this place? Oh, you can have me talk to him, right?
Alright, take a left turn!
What?
Floor it!
Alright.
Foot to the floor!
It's on the floor.
Keep going!
Keep going!
Keep going!
Keep going!
Keep going!
Keep the brakes!
I
Told you hit the brakes Nikki I told you hit the brakes the brakes you tell me you hit them hard enough
You hit them hard enough
I was saying I uh I was trying to like give this person some confidence you know like
hey just you can either talk to them and quit making up these excuse me.
Who told you this stuff?
Over.
We'll start with that.
I'll tell you stuff if you end up being a little more honest with me.
I'll tell you.
If you tell me, you spill, I spill.
No, it's fine then.
I don't need to know that much.
But if you are willing to tell me more things-
I'm willing to tell you, but I need to know who told you.
But you know who told me?
No, I need to know who told you.
Oh, you need to know.
Well, unfortunately, like I said, I'm not going to tell you that until you tell me more.
really you're using that as a weapon you want to all right so it was Twinkles
you've been using as a weapon to get no it wasn't Twinkles I could tell you for
sure wasn't Helen it wasn't a cloud I'm not saying anymore okay so now you don't
want to talk about it but it said Helen so Helen told you but then you
said no to Twinkles I asked you was Helen now you don't want to talk about
it cuz you don't want to give an answer no I said no to Twinkles it
It wasn't anyone outside of the clouds, and I wasn't going to tell you anyone else.
So if you name anyone else, I'm just going to say no more.
Is it somebody inside the clouds?
Okay, just tell me this.
Tell me this.
Is it inside or outside the clouds?
Did you find out?
I just told you it's outside the clouds.
It wasn't a cloud at all.
Okay, it's outside.
Okay.
The cops.
And you're probably going to figure out if you just listened.
If you just listened.
Okay, I'm listening.
I'm listening.
You go, and then I go.
Go ahead.
All right.
So I'm like, look, well, I could talk to this person, and I could ask him anything
you want because I do that all the time. I just walk in someone and ask them things and
kind of just question them on stuff. To the point where it's kind of normal. People don't
get sussed a bit too much. But regardless, they're like, no, I need to do this myself.
I don't want other people involved. It just makes it worse. So they're like, cool. I've
been checking up on them daily. They're like, did you do it? Did you do it? Funnily enough,
me this person used to be evil enemies were not really that much of a surprise
I asked them who this was and they said I can't tell you right that's fine you
don't have to tell me but then they said you might know who it is because
there's someone that's close to chatterbox your friend chad might know
about this person so obviously with a couple other things I heard from a couple
other people I'm pretty sure it has to do with with the ring am I wrong no you're
not wrong. Alright, so I made the conclusion that if that person is around, how come I haven't
seen them around you? And after hearing all this stuff about them, how good of a person
this person was. And how much of an impact this person had on you and a bunch of up clouds.
Where are they? And then not to mention,
I get the thing that happened yesterday, I think it was yesterday, two days ago.
That was normal, but there was one that wasn't normal. And Twinkle did bring it up that it
They did concern him a thing.
You had no way out of that.
You had no great playing.
I did originally.
You were prepared to get, you did.
Yeah, you had to call her some,
but you shot from a place where you knew
you couldn't get out of it.
Right?
Yeah.
I
Just stopped caring at that point, you know, I just never yuck it
I've stopped caring before
I didn't care anymore
But it's not good man, and then obviously you've done things before like that. We just don't care
I wanted to make sure I was gonna hit the target that I want to make sure I was gonna hit my target
That's all I wanted to make sure I was gonna hit my target. I target
Targets
Who were your targets? Rama Squammy's ear and Barrick's face
Why did Carmella get shot? She was in the way
way. But it's because she was in the way and not because you hate her. No. If I want
to get Carmella, I'm going to wait till she wins and then I'm going to get her. It'd
be way cooler to kill her when she's actually important. Alright. I mean that's the truth
than I believe it.
That is, she came to the prison and I sat down and I explained this to her, and we're
good now.
All right.
And you lied, Barrick.
Because Barrick is a rat.
He's a rat?
Yeah.
No.
He told the cops you were going to do this or something?
No.
No.
Something ten times worse.
He's a rat. That's a bitch, isn't it?
It is what you want it to be.
Okay, what do you want it to be?
He's a disease.
He's a disease.
Okay, you've heard a lot about topspin?
Geez, yeah, you experienced my spiraling, because all that.
Well, no, that was because of the house and stuff.
It all connects. Sneaky, it all connects.
Now, imagine...
Now, you, Wendy, are not together anymore.
I'm just gonna use her as an example.
You're with Wendy.
Life is great.
And life is awesome.
And then an accident happens.
Right?
And Wendy...
...gets a brain bleed.
And no one else notices, no one else cares to notice, but you notice.
So you make sure she goes to the hospital.
She take her there.
They run some tests.
And they come back out to you and they go sneaky.
Wendy has a brain bleed.
She needs surgery.
What would you say?
I would say that she should get the surgery then.
Right, exactly.
So Wendy comes out.
She looks at you.
Hey, sneaky, I got a brain bleed.
You're gonna go for surgery!
Still happy though?
Still happy to see you.
Okay?
Most for surgery.
So you sit in that waiting room, you wait.
You wait.
You wait.
Doctor come out saying, um...
She's awake. She's conscious.
Just, you can see her now.
Hey, now you get up.
You walk in the room, the door opens,
and she takes one good look at you and says,
what is that?
Why is that in here?
Get it away from me.
She didn't even know who you are.
Now why? What happened? Why are you forgetting this stuff? Why? Why is Wendy forgetting?
Now Wendy only remembers things from years back. The people that she used to hang around that were not great to her.
And they show up and they tell Wendy, oh, yeah, sneaky brainwashed you, bad guy, they had
you brainwashed, you don't want anything to do with them, stay away from them, and she
believes them, she says, yeah, why would I ever want to be around something like that,
skeleton freak and leaves with them and then you watch them player back to work
so are you just gonna watch that happen and let let that be let that be it or
you gonna try to do something? Yeah. So I told a bunch of clowns I said, I need their help
and a lot of them were like, yeah I'm down. In a mix to help me and have an opportunity
obviously to smoke changang but that's besides the point, the point is they went looking
And they found them.
They held that gang up and they got her out of there.
And they brought her to me.
So let's say Wendy's out there.
You tell them, go get her.
Clowns go and get her.
And they bring Wendy to you.
Some were secluded.
Clowns disarm Wendy.
Send her down to you on a beach, some water.
quiet. No one around. And the hounds leave. But now you're the only one with a gun. You
give that gun to Wendy? Fully loaded. Can you tell Wendy if she don't like you? If she
She believes that there's nothing, if she don't feel nothing looking at you, yeah, just to kill you.
Be pretty easy for your gang, remember?
Because in fact, at this very moment in time, this is exactly what Wendy believes.
The strongest gang in the city.
Ruthless, clowns of freaks.
And that gang is our people.
So it should be easy.
And then Wendy doesn't do it.
Drops the gun, leaps.
Would that be a good sign to you?
Yeah.
Alright.
Over time, things get a little bit better.
The poor she kinda comes back.
But you notice now when you talk to Wendy, she's talking to you cold, like her old self.
But then at other times, she's not talking so cold.
She's talking just the way she would talk to you any regular day.
It's still her either way.
It's like two versions of her that she's having a hard time expressing.
Obviously there's something wrong with that.
So then Wendy tells you, Sneaky, do not let me leave.
Don't let me go.
Don't let me go anywhere.
What actively at the same time she's trying to leave?
And telling you I need to go work on myself and figure myself out. I'm not right.
But then 10 minutes later, tell you, don't let me go. Don't let me leave.
What do you do?
Tough decision.
There's a risk of her getting put in Parsons is that a factor decision at all.
What are you still telling at this time that she needs to leave?
Now boom sneaky, you have to make a decision.
What are you doing?
Yeah, so now you take Wendy to the airport, you're unsure of this and not like you don't
like this. But Wendy stands there and reassures you that everything's going to be fine. Everything's
going to be just fine. She's going to be back. She needs to do this. And you stand there
and you're like, okay? She takes that big skull off your head and you give it to her.
She could take a piece of you with her.
She walks down. She walks down. She's gone.
Can you just stand there?
Then you get a text message.
It's Wendy.
She says to you sneaky that
everything's gonna be okay?
Now she loves you.
And that's it. Radio silence.
For months.
Now, in this whole story,
There's an important piece of it.
During the time Wendy was in and out after the surgery and it's very confusing the way
she's talking to you.
She's cold and she's happy, clearly not well.
She gets arrested and put in a cell and you get called by the police.
You get a call to go down there, because she's there.
Some cops in there, like Barrick, who watched her go through that, and watched me be worried.
After her departure, I had a spiral on my downfall started, months later, which Barrick
is also very aware of. And everyone knew why. And now she comes back and she can't see me.
And there's no doubt in my mind that he knows that now.
But still,
Is that type of guy?
So yeah.
I shot Barrick.
That makes sense.
Uh...
It was easy to kill me
I'm not surprised
What's their calls on speakerphone
Don't be a Gigi sneaky
Because after what I've learned last day
The more people talk about this and this gets to the people that we're just gonna get
Thank you
I see.
So I see.
She can't be.
And this is where trust comes in.
Now, Sneaky's, I'm going to trust you 100% here.
But I do think it's important, you know,
because this could affect everybody in the long run,
but I don't know.
Unless Twinkle's told you this part.
Did he tell you about the mines?
The mine, the mines.
Yeah.
No. She was leaving me notes.
The second note I got was her telling me to like, forget about her.
The third note was not her.
It's somebody else.
I went down there, but I thought it was her.
So I went to this meeting spot, a very specific spot.
This is why I was so certain it was her.
It wasn't. It was dark in there, sneaky.
And when I got to the back of this mine, I flare lit
and some guy was back there.
And he asked me
what was faster?
The hair or the clown?
The flower went out.
So I ran.
Twinkles got me out and we went straight to the fun house.
No. I think we went to, uh, we went through, uh, Harmony first. And I left his mind way
before this guy. And he was throwing Molotovs at us in Harmony. So we, we went straight
to the funnels. By the time we got to the driveway, he was on the roof. The flares
it. Super confusing. He called me later when I was with Winkles and said that he shouldn't
even be talking to anybody on the other line right now because I was supposed to be dead.
This guy had her mask on, the mask she always wore when she was with us, every time.
I found out yesterday from her herself, who's her dad?
And she's here to kill me.
And she can't see me.
Because if she does, she'll have to kill me.
And if she doesn't do it, we're both dead.
So that's why she has to stay away from me.
Well, here's the problem, too.
She tells me...
She asked me why I shot Barrick.
What a stupid question.
Question that made me really mad. I won't lie.
I told her she knew why, because she knows.
She knows why.
She tells me we're just friends.
So I told her we were just friends.
So it started. He's clearly in there. He knows what he's doing. So I was infuriated.
Not long after that she said, she explained to me the part. She can't come back for it.
She misses her old life. She misses this, but she can't come back. She can't kill
tell me because she won't. She says, how can you, how can I kill the love of my life?
She says goodbye and leaves. Now what? Now what would I do, sneaky?
She has to kill you, but how long does she have until she...
I don't know, Faith.
I don't know.
She told me not much time, but I don't know.
I have no idea.
So I asked her, does it stop when I'm dead?
Like, does it end with me?
it'll never end.
I kinda understand your situation a little bit.
I can too.
now i can
we know i don't like it
it's it's one thing that bothers me is
it's like she expected me to trust her plan
right
but your plan is just to
shun me
the twinkles all these other people shunned me and then do something let
somebody else close she knew that would make me lose my mind
So, what's going on there? I don't know.
So I got two options now.
I make her do it.
Or I fake it. I attempt to fake it. And hope it doesn't happen.
And try to kill the guy. I'm trying to figure out how. I don't know.
There's a lot of people that are going to stand here and think,
Okay, yeah, just hunt them down and kill them. And pretend they're not scared.
Oh, we'll just kill him. No, we'll just kill this guy.
Come on, Chad, why don't you just kill him, right?
I don't know what gets it. This guy...
It's not a bad thing to admit sometimes that I'm not afraid to admit that I'm scared of this guy.
Because of what's on the line.
There's one mistake in my hair.
I can play tough guy, but I can't.
For this, I can't.
I can't just be like, it doesn't matter.
mistake on the dead man it's because it's not just me right that's the problem
so she came back because her dad is he dad made her come back is what it sounds
like to finish me off if wherever she went she ended up getting sick and
intercepting with him somehow and it had something to do with my debt because
she was trying to pay my debt
Oh, why? Oh, why she did that? And it turned into this?
Who does know about the situation?
I assume Twinkle didn't come down to the beat though.
Yeah, Twinkle knows.
Twinkle's testing knows.
Kirk and Derpy know a little bit.
They don't know the full context.
They only know about the head that guy.
Do you want to do this on your own?
Without.
I don't know what to do.
That's a problem.
I don't really want to drag people into it
because I don't want to make this worse, like for everybody.
Whispers, how?
Well, if you guys get involved, everybody could be a target then.
You know what I mean? Because right now it doesn't sound like that.
But I don't know.
I'll call you back.
back. Okay.
So I don't know, man. I mean, if you ask these people, what do you
what do you think they would say?
What, the clowns?
Yeah, if you asked us, sir, if you asked, we go, you know, I know
everybody would say, yeah, I know, I know y'all would, you know,
I thought it was the other way around, would you?
Like if it was you guys and I had to do something?
Uh, if...
I'd say Twiggles was in the situation you were in,
and he asked for your help, what would you do?
Well, yeah, absolutely.
I don't know, man.
one mistake I get ever killed
have they spoken there who's they just twinkles
You want any of them talking to her?
No one really knows her.
I mean, they probably shouldn't, she wouldn't tell them much anyway probably, but...
I mean, I don't care.
Anybody can talk to her.
She'll choose who she's going to talk to, I guess.
I don't know.
Is there anything you want to ask her?
Yeah.
I want to know.
If I die by someone else's hand,
if there's going to be a punishment for that.
So I need to know if she has to do it.
I hope not.
If it doesn't have to be her, if it's just a general thing, this gets all of the people
I'm gonna tell you something, not even Twinkle Snows, and this stays between you and me.
Do you know who Bon Bon is?
Is that Bon Bon?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I actually spoke with him yesterday.
He's not a good guy.
There's a big problem, there's a big problem, back in the, right before your time, a big
problem and I, uh, heard ways with him.
He attacked her, he tried to kill her, over the dumbest boy, like, he went to the BBMC.
he goes it always failed. He used to be my friend. I liked him a lot. But he was an
example of somebody that will turn on you so quickly. Right? So was he really my
friend? I guess not.
Now he comes back and he comes to the funhouse door knocking.
The nerve on that guy.
He wants to come home, he says.
I don't think he deserves to.
I think it's a long road.
If that was even a possibility, it's such a long road.
And he would have to make it right with absolutely everybody
that he's wronged, just for that chance.
So I told him, for us personally, for me to even have
a little bit of trust in him, he's going to have to do
something nuts.
If it doesn't have to be by her, by her hand, Bon Bon's going to do it.
I told Bon Bon he's going to do it, and he's going to take the heat for it, too.
Try not to hit anything vital.
I go down, off a cliff or something, hopefully I make it, I pull through, right?
a risk and he's gonna he's gonna take the heat until I tell me just this gets
figured out he agreed to do it but now there's another risk with this I have to
trust that he's not gonna shoot me in the forehead I'm taking a risk with him
now because I know nothing about him anymore. You know what I mean?
Yeah.
There's a risk with where he's going to aim. There's a risk of where he hits. There's a risk of the fall.
But the biggest risk is who has to do it.
If it's him, the city will eat it up. The city will eat it up because there's history there.
But if it has to be her, she has to do it. And I don't know how to make her do it.
Because I can't talk to her.
If he does kill you, you won't have to do anything pathetic.
If the bullet lands between my eyeballs, you know it was on purpose.
So if you guys want to kill them, buy all means.
If I got a bullet in the shoulder or something, and I die, then it clearly was an accident.
Do you plan on anything for the clouds that happen?
Like if I, if I, like, what are you saying, like if I live or die?
If you die, what happens with the clouds?
Can you tell me, Snicky?
Well, I can guarantee Tess is gonna spiral.
And I can guarantee most of the clowns are gonna focus on the fact that she's spiraling.
And I can guarantee if she decides to be done with bigger clowns.
Or maybe if you'll follow along with that.
But I can also give you that, I'll try to help the other people, but let me tell you
something, if I were to die and there's people that would not be a clown because I'm dead,
They were never a clown to begin with.
I agree.
But I was also getting a bit irrational when things get bad.
My death is no reason for somebody to walk away from their identity.
Maybe every word I can say clowns say.
Oh, that makes more sense.
Well, the real ones will carry the legacy, sneaky.
Is there anyone specific that you want to take care of the house or what?
No, just whoever steps up.
Because I can't put that on somebody.
You gotta want it.
Cause it sucks.
What sucks?
When you got a house full of clowns and
When you got a house full of clowns and I'm immediately like the one to look to it's not
as crazy everybody thinks it is it absolutely was and I did something back then too
With the complaining with the bull-yuck, I put the position on other people and it never lasted.
Everyone gave up.
Because it sucks.
You know, the only reason why I came back to it was because of the cops. The only reason why she pushed me to do it.
But she also was supposed to be here to help me.
when she left, I let it get to me and then I failed everybody.
When we were in the prison the other day,
remember when I said, when somebody asked about
who's in charge while I'm gone or while I'm in prison?
It was like you were twinkles, right?
What did we ask?
Somebody asked who's in charge while I'm in prison.
You know some tests that ran immediately?
Yes, she knows.
She knows more than she should how this works.
There's a lot everybody doesn't see.
You know how hard it was?
See, you get arrested, sneaky.
You know how hard it was for me to get to the point where the cops wouldn't take your mask off?
I did that by myself.
I went through a lot of stuff to make sure that would never happen again.
And then obviously, a lot of clubs take advantage of it and ruined it, and then cry and whine
about it.
It's so annoying.
And then who has to fix it?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And then I gotta eat a yuck sandwich again.
That sucks, but nobody sees that part.
So you gotta want it.
If I die, somebody has to.
The only person that can take it is the one that wants to do it.
The one that's willing to eat the yuck sandwich.
Let me get to you.
Yeah.
So, you're just in the planning bays for all this stuff?
I'm trying, but I can't, I'm stuck now.
I can't do anything without her confirming something and she can't I can't get that information because she won't talk to me
And if anybody knows of my plan it's gonna get ruined
Because this guy is always watching
Her every move
I'm trying to get that thing out of the way.
Tessa to get to her
They don't really know each other well, and I think with everything that Tessa knows
And it's went through with me with this she can get more for me
Pasha doesn't know I'm gonna stage my death necessarily. She doesn't know who's gonna be
involved in it either and I'm not gonna tell her that. She knows something bad's coming
and I told her just to trust me so she doesn't spiral. So people go looking for the body
it's gone there's a better chance she won't but if my body's there and I'm
dead well good luck sneaky good luck
but if I don't do this and I just sit here and do nothing it's gonna happen
anyway
So yeah, that's what's been happening these last several days and I'm trying not to tell
everybody because they just can't know or everybody's own good.
Is it because you're concerned that you're going to do something to make it worse?
Yeah.
And like, like, I'm not saying it like they're going to do something to make it worse, but
they're going to do something that it's just going to make it worse unintentionally, but
that's how it always goes.
Everybody always thinks they have a good idea and they can do this or this or work
No one knows how severe this is and how tricky this situation is
I'll tell you something
Let's say like Amber were to find out and she went ahead and did something and it caused her death
The clowns is over anyway. Everything falls apart
I think I'm not.
I think I understand that, man.
Hi! I'm glad you understand.
If there is something you want me to... let me know, but I'm not good at it. I'm not trying
to do anything to get this off of you.
You are one of the very few people that I will call. And I appreciate that.
Any more questions, Snakey?
I
Miss me
Yeah, but I'm not gonna tell anybody that
I guess, we don't even have a car I mean wait I'm staying here man you go find your car
and get splinted
I see
Well look we're sitting in the car with you now if I've pumped all this stuff on you
man I'm sad now
Yeah you gotta point you out, well you got my number
Yeah
Thank you
You called yes are you crying no I'm not crying okay what's up what's going on
what do you need
Fox, are you okay?
Yes, I am okay.
Okay.
I was curious about what happened with Rama Squammy and if there's like, if you think there's any evidence that they're going to be able to catch him or if it was like a conversation you had with him and there's literally no proof.
Oh, they have evidence. Yeah, they got evidence.
What's the evidence?
My timeline so text message is that
Lilith gave and then deleted
Ramos Kwame calling me multiple times right before the thing and pinging me to a location to meet
um
And the kiss of death signal before he did the kiss of death
I texted Lilith the kiss of death is the signal that he gave
before he did the signal and then people have it on tape of him saying the
case of death and then I shot him one time
so I think there's texts yeah yeah okay is he gonna try do you think okay do
you think he's gonna turn on Lilith and say is Lilith because Lilith is the one
that you have text with no you don't think he's gonna do that no he gave
the signal. He's not walking. All he's doing is walking around saying that I'm crazy and
I don't, he doesn't know it. He's like, why did you shoot me? You know, I think this is
going to be quite the court case, but I'm guilty no matter what. So I don't really care
what happens. Like I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm setting a plea deal. It is what it is.
So I'm going to testify against him, but if he doesn't get arrested, it is. I don't
caring the long run that much right okay okay yeah yeah I mean he could also get
charged with it oh he probably will yeah he probably will you sure you're okay
I'm fine you want to you want to meet up I'm fine
Okay, okay, you don't want me to I'm fine. I believe you all right
So you don't you don't want to hang out you're okay. I'm fine
Okay, you see don't want to hang out. Yeah, I'm fine
you don't want to hang out because you're fine yeah fine it's getting some me time me
time me time rain of style was that me okay wow totally normal you know what
I'm going through. I'll break up. So that's okay.
Okay.
You believe in life after love after love after love.
What's up man?
Hey, what's up?
I was working on my musical past,
because I'm in the works making some new music again.
Shouldn't it be me in the works for your new 10 codes
or something?
No, man.
I'm probably never going to learn that shit.
It was bad yesterday.
I fell a poor head like a breakdown in front
of the academy and it was a fuck.
Oh, oh.
They tell me I talk too fucking much, it's fluffer and I'm not good on the radio.
I say too many words.
Anyway, that's a whole different thing. What's that in?
Uh, well, I'm just, I'm just hanging on, you know, I'm just chilling, you know, aren't you? You're not working?
No, I figured man, you can hang out cause I'm a cop and I can't commit crime and
you're on, you know, you're on bomb so you can't commit nothing either.
Yeah, snitch on Donnie today and you can kill.
I don't care if they get it for us.
Nah, well, that's as you should.
I can tell they're even more than I'm used to.
Oh well.
You should snitch on him on Monday and I'll come arrest this bitch, eh?
He gave me a taser so I walked MRPD with him and snitched that he gave it to me
and the DNA tested it and he went to jail.
Oh yeah.
No, we got one of them.
Definitely got one of them.
of them it's real cool too. You DNA tested anything? Maybe I'll let you know. I mean can you use it?
I can use it. So if I gave you something you can DNA test it. Absolutely. And you can tell me
Who's DNA is?
Yeah.
Really? This is...
Kirk, you're so smart for being a cop. You're so smart for being a cop.
I got a note that I need the DNA on.
I feel like James Bond.
Well, you can pick me up and at the pier.
With a arrow.
Yeah, way at the end.
What you doing down there, man? You whale-watching?
Yeah.
I'm having my ex wife jump in the water
Kirk that is not appropriate
Have you ever described Sheila as a Brit don't we back on up a little bit?
Yeah, you're right. You're right. You got me there. You're right. You got me there
You know what else is inappropriate? What?
Okay, you gonna pick me up
Motherf- it's been 12 seconds!
Are you coming to put me up?
You ain't got to drive a fucking-
I gotta drive the- the traffic laws now, man.
Okay, that's fine! But are you on the way?
This feels like when Tony Soprano would meet up with this dirty cop.
They always met by the water.
There's only one difference.
You're the size of Tony.
Yeah, I'm probably gonna die
I
Just can't get over the why you shaved like I just can't get over it
It's all we're saying me some fucking hot okay, that was I wouldn't say that Kirk that that's um
shit, I'll
see
That fuck me
And then you sit you start dancing
You hit one of these and then that's I'm fine that goodbye horses
would you fuck me I'd fuck me yeah I'm fucking with it now they just go Kirk
I'm not even sick no more I'm not even sick no more me neither I got the care I made ember pay for it
hell yeah I get a government discount so it's cheap
eleven thousand dollars how'd I get rid of you got the diss you got the
discount too what the fuck I'm getting shafted Dr. beef did it for me he'll
give me a discount on everything hospital related bitch I'm a cop for
Nothing
They gave me a guy got my own personal
No, I know I know I don't have the I haven't built the self-control yet
So I left it locker till I go to work cuz otherwise, man
It'll be bad when they start finding bullet cases to my duty pistol
How long do you think it's going to take for you to get fired?
A month.
You're going to give yourself a month?
What? Yeah.
It's not going to lie.
Oh, Stumble's not even finished academy.
He had to do academy twice.
How do you mean he had to do it twice?
He got like three quarters of the way through the first one and then he had to stop.
Something me had to go do something I guess so then I
Like ten hours later. I was like what's up man? He's like hey, man. Just finished my second Academy. I
Did it all over again
Yeah, there's funny
For yuck's sake he looks weird as a cop too makes you bald as fuck
What?
Is there like a tip of a tip?
Is there like a tip of a tip?
Does he still wear the paint?
Hell, though.
Oh, you ain't getting away with none of that.
There's this, there's this big name, Constance.
She has like real, real bright makeup on and bugging the commissioners.
Get that shit off your bucket face.
Dang!
I am.
You know when you saw me yesterday in uniform?
That was, that was a press conference.
I feel like it's my responsibility to give you some information.
I saw the post on it on the Weefel app.
Yeah, did you see?
This is Don. Hello?
Shit, I have been through.
What kind of shit have you been through?
I just spent the last two hours talking my way out,
Explaining to people that I didn't rob a group six truck that my DNA prick dude
They didn't convince me I was there three hours talking my sweet stuff because chatty fucking this
Take me in after I gave him a nice little treaty treat of a case of gun because he can do his own something
I got out of that. I gotta miss to be the motherfucker
That's where I was
None of it only you came to check on me Kirk. This sounds like karma if I'm being honest on it
What's comic about there?
Well, I mean, I think this is what you get teasing us with that truck in the
Come-Laurean car. We were so excited to get this horse, man, and that's
what you've been playing with tasers down here. That's illegal, you little
Fuck!
I think Shady did the right thing!
You've...
You've changed!
Yeah, I'm Paul, I'm the... I'm a... I'm one inch on the long...
At a long nail, Donnie.
H-How is it? Is it fun?
Yeah, it's incredible.
Ah, it's lovely. Can't wait to arrest you. Stop doing crap.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Kirk. See, here's the thing.
When you show up and you wake up and I got all these fuckin' transfer papers,
I'm gonna fuckin' get both you and Shady the fees for your wonderful cars.
You're still gonna get your motherfucking Camorion.
I'm gonna go back in time.
I'm gonna come back in time
and put it on your motherfucking face, Turkey.
I believe it when I see it.
I'll take fees.
I make $2,000 an hour.
I'm basically rich.
Oh, fuck you, you piece.
You piece of human fucking garbage.
You used to stand there and turn your life around
like me, you know?
You be rich, you be wealthy.
I got shit, I got 50 grand in my bank account,
No diseases. I got short. It's
young up on me.
Can't wait to rub this in.
Man, he's so easy to rage baits.
So he is.
It's an enjoyable thing, man.
Hey, you got how much money?
Wait.
It's a grand.
Can't have $20,000.
Weenie.
I need 20 grand, man. It's important.
You know I've been keeping a running tally on you.
What are you doing?
Oh sorry, Donny's calling me man.
Whoa!
Hey.
Hey Donny, how are you?
Hey, I was convincing wasn't I? Did you get time shaped off?
What are you talking about?
Oh, they tried to pin murder on me, but I talked my way out of...
Murder?
Yeah, you're time-shaved off. Was I convincing?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You tried to murder me. You tried to...
Remember, you said, hey, the only way I can get off
is if, like, you come in there and then, like,
hit me and stuff like that, so you can get off,
so people think you're a good...
Oh! Yeah, no, uh, the...
Officer Kai, you called me and relayed me your...
pathetic story, and they were laughing about it.
Oh, no, that's okay.
Hey, anything to help you out, man. I really, you know, I understand that you're like a terrorist and all this stuff.
Hey man, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I-I appreciate you finally trying to do something nice, because like, the whole truck thing was pretty mean.
What do you mean? It was- I didn't do it.
What? The truck? No, not the- The truck you've been dangling the keys in my face and saying, I got this for you, but you didn't-
No, no, no, no, no, okay, listen here, you think you have me in a box?
I am going through fucking hell eternity.
I am playing fucking Halo 2 Legendary right now, alone, getting you that fucking paperwork.
You know how? Don't know.
How many sold-a-card are de-minted today?
Paperwork? Everything.
No. No. To do a transfers, I bought it. I need to figure out how to do the transfers.
That's exactly what I'm talking about!
So what did you do? What did... Okay, then what did he do?
Tell me, mystical genie of all-knowing chatterbox?
He went down to Otto's autos, it was him and demented, they went down to Otto's autos, they talked to Mary Muskin, Mary Muskin set them up, 10 minutes they were out of there, they paid some fee and they're out.
Mimi and Otto's autos, 10 minutes.
Okay.
Okay.
So what you need this 20 grand for?
I want to buy a NASBO because I have to drive a legal car.
Well, I thought you should drive a rental.
No.
You need at least a fucking horse-seater, man. I ain't gonna lie to you.
I tell you, if I'm gonna take that car and I'm gonna double the money on it when I sell it
You're gonna do what double the money when I sell it for a profit
Why would you why would it be a profit when they buy their own?
Because the market's gonna go up
And then I won't sell it market price. I'll just sell it half of what it would up. I
Think you're tweaking man. I'm okay for the book in a bane. Nobody's a piece of shit
Happy bought one fifteen grand. It's 30 grand out
All right
Well, I have you know, I've been keeping a running tally on grass
What do you mean? You don't like fucking 30 40 grand for clowns, dude. Where did it all get?
Where did it go?
Yeah.
I'm waiting on it.
I mailed it.
You what?
Yeah, I mailed it somewhere.
What do you mean you mailed it?
I put it in the box and I mailed it.
Okay. Who did you mail it to?
Um, cause you had the other day, you was a, I need money for property tax.
To your coworker.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I mailed it to your coworker.
What coworker?
I got about 400.
Cups.
No, you can't have no 20 fucking thousand!
Why?
She's a cop, man!
I went to fucking academy and made fucking thousand!
You're a cop too!
You're a cop too!
Yeah, exactly!
So you tell her!
You tell her that she wants some money to shove it up her ass!
She's rich already!
She won't talk to me!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
She won't talk to me!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
She won't talk to me! She won't talk to me!
Oh, so what do you now?
Sugar Daddy Box?
Yeah!
Sugar Daddy Box, that's how you gonna get this done.
No, no, I just wanted to make sure she had money.
I wanted you guys to make money so she could have money.
She got money, let me tell you, she got goddamn money.
I'm gonna be rolling in the motherfucking money, dude.
Yes, and Kirk, it is the clown's responsibility to take care of her, alright?
Of your girlfriend?
Yes!
Yeah, whatever it is, whatever the fuck she is to you?
Yes!
Now fucked up. I didn't see nobody taking carousel. I didn't see nobody taking care of ember in fact
In the opposite of both now you explain
Difference between the between those those three people okay
What what's the difference um see what's the difference clean
I'm
Fucking kidding me all the time
Kidding me what I'm not kidding you. I'm serious
Queen
They fuck you
This is crazy work. This is crazy
Anybody on my die so you
what are you yeah the clowns might fucking kill you I tell you what you
Tessa and her are fucking perfect for each other you know that what do you
mean it's little fucking in circle fuck y'all man fuck y'all fuck y'all okay
I could be driving down the street and a bird will dive by my car and I'll hit
And you and Tessa will be in the car and she and I
KICK! KICK!
KICK!
What do you try to cut a TESSA?
KICK! KILLING ANIMALS!
And then she gon' grill my ass for fuckin' 30 goddamn minutes, okay?
Meanwhile, what's the number one thing always off limits for Tessa?
Terrorism.
What does Shatterbox go and do?
Terrorism.
Oh my god, my poor little boy!
No, that's a different story!
I didn't do terrorism!
What the difference is, it's the difference!
I do terrorism and she goes,
You stupid fat pig, lucky fat motherfucker!
You know you shouldn't do terrorism!
Why ain't you more like chatterbox?
Be a good kid!
Man, fuck y'all!
Fuck y'all!
Oh, you need to calm down man. This is fucking you need to calm down
Get it out the mud so bad to get my disease paid for what do I hear today?
Okay, why don't you fucking die
Die, Ember.
I try to buy a pack of fucking cigarettes in that Ember, I get twenty dollars.
No, no, no, no, no.
Have you seen Chate?
Fuck you, Ember!
Stupid!
This shit's fucking crazy, man.
It was died!
And everyone was just...
How are you, Ember? How are you, Ember?
My fucker, you get a common cold and I'll watch everybody drop their whole fucking...
We've got a bun to cure now.
I hate you.
Kirk, maybe the Ember thing is there's a reasonable explanation for that.
Yeah, she's a bitch.
You cheated on her. That's why.
I ain't cheating on her, are you stupid?
You're a two-tie man.
I hate this fucking narrative.
I hate that the whole time I'm dating her, I got all the clowns running up to me telling me that she's cheating on me.
cheating on me with Jaina or with fucking fucking uh oh
and she's doing it now
and then I finally break up with her
and everyone's like Kirk you stupid slain me fuck
I can't believe it
I'm dating her and everyone's like Kirk I'm dating her
I stopped dating her everyone's like Kirk how could you do this
you know what I'm real Motherfucker just cause I'm built like a punchin bag
don't mean I is one
You wait, I'm gonna lose my job in less than a month because I have a gun now
Yeah, I'm just a snap and start shooting you guys up
Kirk you need to take a breath. Okay. I have lots of breaths. You see how big I am. I'm built like a deep breath
Oh, hey fucking Donnie's rubbing off on
We're doing what we're waiting for a gun and don't it. Damn son
I'm just a bitch waiting to hear back
the middle of an interview process here
job because
The news is not paying as well in this town should and I got law school debt
And I'm also part time at the VU when I
It doesn't open until Tuesday. How am I supposed to make money shaking my money maker if I can't be dancing there?
You dance at the BQ?
I heard two different questions at the same time, sorry. I'm pushing.
Get me, go.
No, go ahead, Kirk. I don't want you to be offended. Go ahead.
What do you mean, be offended? Could you excuse me a second, sir? I just got offended.
You guys wanna buy a car?
Benji, do you wanna shut up? How about that?
Benji, why do you-
Oh, you guys wanna buy a truck?
You guys wanna buy a truck?
I think we wanted to talk to you right now, Benji.
What's going on, man?
I mean, you're here.
You're here.
I wanted to talk to you.
Hi, Benji.
How are you guys doing anyway?
Doing good.
Just arguing at her box.
I don't know if we're friends anymore.
It's nice to see you guys slowly turning into lovers.
Right.
Yeah.
Already?
Yeah.
So I'm sorry.
Perks of Claw!
Don't worry about me trying to hurt you.
Yeah, I'm a police officer now.
Hey, Rick.
Clark?
Yes, you better fucking watch yourself, buddy.
You don't got to worry about getting a shot.
Man, that's crazy, bro.
I'm going to tase you and while you're wiggling on the floor,
I'm going to pull my gun out and shoot you in your face.
Now you wouldn't feel too bad.
No, I'll let you go after so I don't feel bad.
Oh, you're going to let me go.
OK, that's fine.
Hey, Johnny, where's the DMB?
Watch it.
The auto's auto DMB car place
Ever got a call back from Mary saying that you can even do that so he drove all that way sure you can do that
Are you sure? Yeah, Benji's here right now? Yeah, we're doing it right now. Benji's here. All right, fuck
Okay, all right
Happens when you don't show up or you're supposed to show
You're late. I'm gonna crush up
Now when he gets here we say Benji just quit
it. What happened anyway? What is he crashing up because he bought a vehicle and he wants
to give it to us, but he needs the paperwork. So he's been coming here every day for a week
trying to get the paperwork so he can transfer the car to us. Oh, right with the bill of
sale. Okay. Copy. Copy. So now when he gets it, now when he gets it, you should pretend
like you can do it. But there's just something wrong with his bill of sale.
and then he's gonna have to come back in a week.
It'd be real funny if you told him
you just had to go to the back
and get it off the print
and then you just slipped out and left.
He just waited here forever.
Okay, I gotta do that.
I gotta go somewhere anyway.
Perfect!
He's on the way right now, this is perfect.
Yeah.
Do you say there's a hate page back to you
on the socials?
Yeah, I love it.
Well, no, no, no, I'm doing something right. Yeah, yeah
The bench you can be able to talk about you about an hour ago
If I'm paying attention. Yes, if I'm not no, why wouldn't you be paying attention?
Cuz I gotta go somewhere real quick. Okay. Yeah, he's almost there
Yeah, I gotta go check something
She's fucking useless
Oh man, remember when we used to be friends chatting, we used to be tight, we'd be cool, man.
What are you talking about?
Now you're-
We're always talking about-
Now you're just, now you're just a filthy criminal and I'm a, and I'm a good guy now, I'm a cop.
This is the beginning of the end, you know?
You were literally just talking weird, just on the phone talking about you doing something corrupt for me.
Oh we weren't.
this is like boy crowd and uh reyland gibbons yeah i'm reyland gibbons your
crouter who's reyland gibbons just divide it's a tv show that where two friends
they grew up together and then one of them turns into like an outlaw the other
one goes and becomes a state marshal and then the marshal comes back and starts
arrest him and all his friends but he's got a deep inner soft spot for him and
always lets him get away but gets everybody else but there's always a few
any foils all of his plans
yeah it's that to me the alphabets that's the one like manaculture over
here. Timothy, all the white waltz and Galgins. Yeah, you know, they shoot each other a couple
of times to you. Are they Jen? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They clip each other a few times. But
they also fight together. It's quite interesting story. It's almost like a love dynamic.
know how to be in chatty. The mark gets a spider-man kiss from outlaw best friend.
Well, this isn't that movie, man. Gets a spider-man kiss. It is. It is. He hangs down in any real
wet sloppy smoots right on the right on the head.
I'm positive. I think he's confused. No, no, not confused.
What little spider-man kissed me on my head. Like that. On my forehead. Let me feel sane.
You know that you're honest. No one can miss you
Real easy to get your forehead get get get your forehead kissing on wouldn't it the target
Come on man
Think Donnie's coming
Do I what I think Donnie's on the way
Yeah
And so yeah, I reckon he's on the way
Hey, huh?
Hey.
Huh?
What's up?
Look at us, two good boys, two little good boys just hanging out.
Just chilling.
Yeah.
He's on bond and I'm a cop so that means no crime which means we can hang out and relax.
He's kind of, he's, you know, the store's aligned.
I reckon if I can keep chatterbox on bond and definitely I can hang out with him whenever I want
I'm saying a plea deal at the end of the day Kirk
Not if I was they found it
Part of getting 15 years
Yeah, we count
you know
Officer York, can I ask you a question? Yeah, Benji's in the back. What's that is the docket public information?
Yeah
Okay, cool. You know what I love chatty. What man Danum clearly guys damn is going back
To paint shop and waking up and knowing my truck isn't read anymore
Another 2,000 fucking dollars. I've spent
On this fucking
truck hey donnie okay little advice okay no no you can't no well you're spending so much money
on these cars you got to go into prison it's really go to prison in your bottom line i wasn't
convicted it because i was innocent kirk oh well misdemeanors are still guilty i learned that i'm a cop
how you doing ruby
Where's Benji?
He said he had to go to the back.
Oh Benji had to step away for a second.
He's behind us.
He's just, he just does sales.
I need a mechanic.
Don't hey Donny, welcome back.
You're not even dead?
You're not even dead?
What? What you doing?
And I spent an hour shopping. You know what I bought, you know
You know that makes sense
No the fuck is done. Oh god fucking get a fucking mask
You lot like Duncan, where's he going?
He's driving the truck into the wall Ruby is damaging the property Ruby I think we're
witnessing an act of vandalism Benji remember the guy with the afro you're gonna go into
a printer and you're not gonna come back do Ruby first then leave him no I'm gonna
get it yeah Cassandra's coming down bro hey Benji's right there to help you down and
He's back. Yeah, what's up, buddy?
That's Benji. That's Benji right there.
Benji's behind it. That's Benji.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up?
How can I help you?
Do you like buying another car, sir?
I...
I...
I...
Hey, just buy me a new Glendale now.
And then I was like,
I still have to get you fucking Glendale!
Well, I'm waiting for that.
I would like to transfer this fucking truck
to that psychopath over there.
Which one about Mr. Hammerstein
No, no, he's been
Seen pussy all day long
That was the officer they came in okay, that was him. I was saying repair kid. I just get my touch of my page
Okay, what's in your watch?
Let me see
Oh good, it's the one next to Kirk, Twinkles or whatever his name is. I want to him.
Okay.
Thanks, Donnie!
That's me to...
Do you have the bill of sale on you?
I need the bill...
No, I don't have the fucking bill of sale. I'll tell you things.
What's the fucking bill of sale?
You sold it to me!
Yes, and I gave you the bill of sale, do you remember?
I need the bill of sale?
it's under my name hold on and you got one second did you get rid of the only
thing that gives it evidence you own it is he serious wait so you gave him a
pillow so he got a hit of it if he doesn't have it just tell him you're
gonna print him a new copy in the back and they just leave
I got it.
So the prison was full?
You are so like, I'm gonna buy a prison for somebody.
He's been here every day for a week.
He's been crossing out.
That's really funny.
You gave him the title to his car.
He just crumpled it away.
You have it?
I currently don't have the bills
Okay, well
If you don't have the bill I don't know what do you have fuck you want me to do here my man
Can can can we can we he's just like I don't know like friendship bill of sale this like that
You have a copy of the bill so you have a copy
I gave you I gave you the main copy. I gave you a bad business. Why would you give me the main copy?
That's no you took up you know, no check the printer. Okay check the printer
Okay, let me check the printer.
Yeah, I see something in here.
Hold on.
Yeah?
Yeah, hold on.
Is this the way in line?
Yep.
Right here.
Pretty big.
Yeah, yeah.
That's, that's why I'm finding the printer.
Are you?
Yeah.
Are you?
Is this person... is it...
Is this fucking... am I... am I...
Shut the fuck up. Is there a camera here?
Yeah, that's...
There's a CCTV camera in here, yes.
Okay, you handed me
five sheets of printed paper.
You... you have a job
in low sensors. You... you up from a child.
A baby from a small seed...
And you made it here without fucking dying.
And you... you need me... computer paper?
Computer?
No, you asked me to check a fucking printer for your bill of still you're right
I gave you what the fuck do you think I was gonna find in that I
Don't know maybe the fucking holy grail. Maybe something to make the fucking forehead go down on my head
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Please don't commit another crime right in front of my eyes.
You need me to go back to my apartment to get said bill of sale.
We can continue this transfusion.
Yes.
We can proceed according to protocol.
Wonderful. I can tell you're doing your job right now and I appreciate you.
Thank you so much officer Ruby for being here.
And I'm gonna go get there real next.
Jettie?
Um, where could you come and sit with me?
Whoa, we're waiting for the car!
Yeah.
And I actually prefer...
I actually prefer officer.
Yes, you little clown twink ass out of that fucking chair and sitting in my truck.
Ruby, I'm feel- I feel I'm safe.
Ruby, I don't feel safe.
I don't know.
He sounds like he wants to execute you guys.
I don't feel safe.
Let me just look at the app on this phone.
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh my god, he's gonna drive into the wall again.
Does anybody else need the help here?
Uh, yes.
Do you know if Mary's around?
I spoke to her.
Oh, let me call her.
Let me check the chat and make sure some mechanic comes up.
Yes, Mr. Ruby, what can I do for you?
Oh, thank you so much.
Sorry about that.
What can I do for you?
What?
Work here?
No.
What?
to somebody else without your papers and
hmm that's my thing that's happened in a while
good lord I was coming here for a
repair not a shower
that will get the thing you get both
mm-hmm yeah yeah I don't know why I
pick up the phone I don't know why I pick up the phone
but the same time right Mary's underway
back and she'll help you ruby laugh and
then she's wait a minute I don't need a
I'm helping her MDT and they got some
Print it like or get it like how do you I?
Actually can't use my MDT. I too far from my the Wi-Fi of my car. Okay. I
see
You can do it. You can do it through the phone, but then you're gonna have to like show digitally send it to you
You have to sign and then you have to digitally send it to Benji
Not sure well, he doesn't have to bill of sale 2% of the vehicles what like how much wherever you bought it for percent
You're gonna take out that wall
This is crazy!
You're not gonna go crazy!
He's gonna go crazy!
Okay!
He's just gonna say, I'm gonna pay for that.
Thank you, I'll pay for it!
You're gonna pay for everything!
I'll pay for this right now!
Alright, alright, alright.
Come back!
Come back!
We're here!
Why is there a Palestine?
Why are you here?
Oh, I was supposed to do that.
Looks like.
I think mid-interview with Barry there, uh, to get to the sales room there, I guess, uh.
Oh!
I just thought, maybe you should come back.
Ah, please come back!
I've been sitting here all day long.
I wanted to see you.
You got your back down, actually.
What is this customers? Please come back. No, that was the officer that was the officer saying that everybody
Shields I think his name is shield
Ruby you need to stay here Ruby you need to stay here keep the peace
Cool knife.
Are you gonna sell me that particular kind of way?
I really, you are kidding.
Make a sale, I'm trying to get a job.
You gotta pull it in the bay.
Yeah, pull it in the bay.
What did you mean, say that?
There's no bay, there's no bay, so.
Oh, there's the way, we have to see, there's the way.
I
There's one extra one, but I think he's just to wedged it
You have a bill of sales there
And then they send it over to you and everything well, then why are you walking up to Benji you got to find
You have the sense of Benji and then Benji could do the thing
Sorry you offering me a car to stem him
Hi, I'm trying to give away this product to no love, it's a really good process.
No, it's okay, it's okay.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
You know, I'm getting help everywhere and everybody's really good.
That's great sales.
Everybody just super knowledgeable.
Thank you. I'm going to be in the corner though real quick.
Oh my god, they got the mechanic here.
You're the mechanic here.
You're the mechanic here.
You're the mechanic here.
You can scoochie.
Just scooch, just do a little scoochie, there you go.
Just scooch, just do a little scoochie, there you go!
I did like the paint black.
I apologize for that, I will, I'll put that down in my drink, your hood's up, uh oh.
I can't pop the hood.
Listen, I had the hood off because they would come in to fix my car, you stinker.
I am I'm yes very good I know right now. It's just been a lot today. I'm gonna be
Three hours in a holding cell
Yeah
Stay in mind
There for a few hours, so that was fun. I met some new friends there Ruby
I'm getting so bored what's taking so long oh man is he gonna give us this stuff for
What? Godly man! I've been here for an hour!
It's really difficult to keep up with things.
You happen to know how to deal with your transmission.
Everything else, you're probably fine until later.
No, I'm actually supposedly getting it for free.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's like there's a lag. I kind of...
It's scary.
I'm really...
It is really nice.
She's just talking fast into the pan.
I don't know what about the clock out please for the love of God do not clock out Benji please please
I've been here a fucking while man fuck
I understand dude
I miss something about genie
I have a genie you want a genie wish to stay clocked in because I got you I just have to give him a call
I'm waiting man I'm just vaping
Okay
where is he beauty where is that liar
uh that's officer pussy
sicky nicky sicky nicky that's sicky nicky
oh my god Chad this is so stupid this is so stupid dude
hey donuts hey oh yeah especially glazed when i eat the glazed donuts my
My head is getting real sticky.
We don't know anything about it.
What do you say?
I don't know anything about it.
What's up? Are you beautiful?
There's that smell.
That smell.
That's my lemon color.
I smell a bit of clans
and a bit of food.
I smell kind of food.
That's my lemon color.
That's my lemon color.
Her get co-workers are making fun of me.
Smell pizza
Cargo mean you are gonna double up together and we're gonna break down a car together and then we're gonna pick someone and we're gonna send someone so far
that shit where we see Chad in his car, we disable that shit and then we get
arrested and we make fun of them in the sense.
And then me and you get out specifically and we go and tackle, yeah, high five.
And then me and you, we go out and we have to go out and be like the linemen, you know,
and we go and tackle Chaddy together because our big bodies.
And then we aggressively tease him all around.
Yeah, that's great. I can't wait till I find out he has a gun on him and then I pulled him over and then we just start screaming
He's reaching
You're gonna know when when you oh my god, you're gonna know when he has a warrant and you're gonna be
Okay, okay, I guess I gotta wait
He just asked me a serious question.
What was it?
Alright.
Hey, do you mind having a look at your I1DT and helping me transfer my car?
And what did you say?
Can you tell me why none of the people want to the DMV?
It's not my job to go to DMV that's for him.
What's your name again?
Roy Roy Roy Roy Roy Roy would like to tell you some parts.
Yeah, there you go.
I got 20.
Ruby's like, Tony, why haven't you just went to the DMV?
That's all he had to do the whole time was go to the DMV?
0-9-2-5
That's fucked up, I took him to the DMV day one and couldn't figure it out, so we left and he probably just never went back
Good luck to him, I bet he was yelling, leaving, huh?
He won't answer the phone now, he's really mad
I never answer your phone call ever
oh you fucking son of a
one you know watch out for that you know that that's technically harassment you know that
I just had the cough and it's a normal thing to do
oh really is it you're asking me right now you keep following me to my car when I'm trying
get away from you no stop harassing no no no i'm trying to figure out why i just
fucking copped on me and gave me whatever sickness disease you got you
son of a bitch look like an ice cream cone
what you followed i don't take that from you
it's all right it's okay go go ahead go back to the circus that you belong
to you son of a... hey now friendly fire the fucker
Fuck, if you want to fuck you, fuck you.
Friendly fire, fat ass!
Dude, you should do that, dude.
Wait, you should park here and as soon as you see Donnie, we'll just drive by and we're driving and talking.
We get super mad that we're leaving.
Wait, is he coming back here?
Yeah, he's going to the DMV.
I didn't realize he was coming back.
Oh my god, as soon as I see him, I'm gonna pull out right in this street in his drive past him, slowest buck.
He's yelling like I don't notice him.
That's such a good idea, Chattie.
He's going to get so mad.
Oh, thank you for the money for that.
Yeah, he is.
He's sort of the dearest.
You're about to get 15 years in jail.
I've seen that on the docket, man.
Like $200,000 fine, ain't it?
Oh, it's really close by, so he won't be long.
Yeah, they're pushing 15 years and a $200,000 fine, yeah.
You know, they don't mind fire.
I snitched.
But I told the truth, but I also
didn't tell the truth so like I put they they bought my story so
they bought my story so I uh wait is this a is this a rental car
yeah i'm a legal legal now man uh vivic they want me to go try go to trial against vivic
and uh because i was so uh cooperative because they had the raid mean stuff like that say
They go deal the paperwork. I'm like, I'll just sign the yes. You just go let's go
Because I was gonna happen anyway
So like everything that I did they're like it'll go towards you. You're uh
You're uh, you're plea so I'm not getting 15 years
Sweet good. I probably get like six
That's good
It seems a lot
They used you as an example for like my entire Academy really?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
What? How did that go?
Well, they were like, well, if you open your docket, if you open your MDT, we're going to learn how to navigate it.
Today, we'll be looking at one.
Catcher box.
Considered to probably be the most heinous criminal in Los Santos at the moment.
ha ha ha
early undergoing trial for capital offenses
ehh ehh
you made some of us out there feeling awkward as fuck man
why'd you be like what can you guys like
yes
yes man
dude a fucking commissioner last night
they just go to that press conference and
Shady, you have tainted the reputation of the clowns with a lot of people, I reckon.
What do you mean?
You're an angry fucking mob of like 20 to 30 people outside screaming how much they hate the clowns.
Fuck the clowns, they're dangerous and scary and they need to die.
And I'm standing there as a cop listening to it with my clown mask in my pocket.
Oh my god.
Commissioner don't you hate the clowns? He goes no I've hired a two former clowns stumbles fumbles and Kurt janksums
He called you janksums and then he called you and then he said
Something long the lines are like and then there's the terrorist one
Jagger Jagger Yardee
Oh my god, well, I mean
Push a mask mandate, dude. I don't think that'll ever go through
Yeah, well, you better hope not because they got a real dangerous pushing who person who was pushing it
They got someone pushing it who's got the ability
Ron fucking Otterman. I will kill him
Yeah, well
As a police officer, I cannot give you any sort of yes or no on that situation
Just letting you know man
will be massed in public. And then they were excited about that.
How come every time the city goes on a rebuild, the people do something to keep us down?
You know, I'm not one to usually play devil's advocate, but I think it took you seven days
to do a terrorism. I mean, what the terrorism might have
It wasn't politically motivated?
Yeah, well, it's hard to swing that it ain't politically
motivated when you shoot up a mayoral debate.
Also, man, when that subpoena goes through,
I'm going to have an awkward talk with my bosses, huh?
Oh, it already went through, Kirk.
I'm not looking forward to that.
Day of.
They looked at it.
They looked at it.
You stood there.
The commissioner looked at all of our text messages.
You already saw our text, his man.
That's good. I knew it went through actually because that was the first things I checked when I got an MDT was here to be
You can see all my phone like everything I was saying I
Think if I wanted to chatty I could look through your whole phone
Going to I don't think I'm going to do that because you're my buddy, but I reckon I could look through your entire phone
Oh, there's nothing on there. That's bad
I know man. I bet you got some weird text on there with the mumbles.
I put a little money in the, uh, business account too.
When?
yesterday night the best I fucking can
hey cops everywhere Mary Mary you told
me hey go down to the DMV and get the
paperwork I don't know I hasn't done that
yet
it's just gonna DMV yeah I'm up on me
I think he might be a while I reckon you're
probably right
What was that $12,000 that you spent on today I
Didn't spend it. I just took it I
Sent a bill to a bunch of clouds
Fucking great 20 more grand
How in what world where you need 20 grand for me to buy a s-buff and you get in a free truck from Donnie
Cuz I'm not gonna keep it
The truck or the ASBO the truck so what are you gonna do with the truck?
sell it
Which leads me to ask what a fuck you need my 20 grand
So I can have a car if you're selling the free truck
Oh, I'm not gonna sell it.
So you're gonna do that?
Donate it, Kirk.
You're gonna donate it.
Yes.
So who?
Cubs?
You're gonna give her that truck?
Yeah.
I need a truck.
I'm getting you a good job.
Where does she work again?
MRP'ding?
Where do I work again?
A trucker and MRP'ding?
You have two jobs.
But you're mad that you have two jobs?
huh
You went the wrong way to the burger shot going somewhere else
You're gonna have more pd. I want that don't want to stop. I gotta stop somewhere first
And it's not a world where I'm giving you a fucking tour before I start my first shift
How do you or God damn mind?
I'm just trying to see if the chief off that.
They already do not trust me with you guys at all.
They've asked me at least four times if I was going to be able to arrest a clown.
And yes, oh it's only half true that you'll be able to get some but not all.
I'm going to get all of you.
You're not going to get me, Kirk.
I'm going to say something.
I'm going to say something.
I'm gonna say something. If it's just you chasing me,
you pull around a corner, I'm pulling out a bat,
and I'm beating you, I'm beating the brakes off of you.
See, that's cool though, right?
Because I'll have a fucking pistol,
and I will fucking shoot you.
I don't know, all right, that's cool.
You gonna hit me with a bat?
No, my darts might follow.
Your darts might fall out.
So explain to me what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
Explain to me why you think you could just
run up on me with a bat.
Oh, you got a baton, right? I didn't know you were that much of a chicken.
A chicken.
Why don't you pull your baton and beat me back?
Oh, right, because you scared, because you know that I beat those bricks off of you.
I beat the everlasting death of you.
Let me ask you something.
You're gonna rock up on, you're gonna rock up on fucking uh, uh,
raid my officer moms with a fucking rocker shit?
I will surrender.
Hey, Chad, has anyone ever told you you a pussy?
Okay, Mr. I'll pull it out, guy.
Mr. Pussy?
Mr. P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pussy?
Where you going?
I done told you about three fucking times.
He said somewhere else.
You little Fisher Price toy.
Yeah, so what more do you need to know?
Where that is?
Somewhere else, man.
Godly did you changed?
Kirk Kirk there's a guy- whoa!
What are you doing Kirk? You can't cut people out. You're in the wrong lane.
I'm the law now. I can do whatever I want.
Why are we here?
I gotta get something. You keep bitching. I'm not gonna go get it.
Oh my goodness.
God, you changed man. You really did.
you're just so different man I remember when you used to be like whimsical and
fun yeah well my life sucks now thank you thank you I think you're I think this is
why I yell so much man I think you rubbed off on me hey Kerr hey Donnie I'm with
Kirk I tried we talked about tried so hot I'm talking about Donnie I tried so
hard to do something nice for somebody and guess what after running all the
errands for everybody the trucks out of gas I'm stuck and I'll get avenue in the
middle of the road well donnie do you have a Jerry can what sucks yeah can you
push me all the way to Otto's auto can you push I know it's really far away
way but can all right well thank you I'm doing well here thank you
if I can finish my phone call please thank you
can you solution to this call tow truck uh-huh call tow truck it'll be like 200
bucks oh one you know what wow you're so
right you know I'm gonna call that tow truck right now I'm sorry to keep you
guys waiting
all right i got you something there i'm in the club
it's it went bad kind of like you
but it's a dummy called that you shouldn't stop in the middle of the
road jackass you just drove into the middle row without looking left and
right buddy fucking bowl of fucking
You f**king epic steak piece of s**t, where you going?
I ain't got no f**king food for you fatty.
I ain't got food for you fatty.
Who said I'm a f**king fat car?
You look like a puffer fish car, Andy.
You look like a f**king asshole.
Dad!
So Donny called.
Yeah?
I tried so hard to change.
And now I'm at a guest in the middle of Elgin, in the truck.
the truck out of gas and I'm like done it just call a toy truck it'll be 200 bucks
so he crashed out of the way
now he's going through it who is this guy man I don't know
what the wrinkles again fatty dude you just have no good traffic you still
I'm out of track.
This is not exactly like a shopping cart.
Break jacked.
Oh, shit.
That's it.
That's it.
Mustard's better than ketchup anyway.
Mustard's better than ketchup anyway.
Come here.
Come here.
Don't leave me alone, dude.
I ain't got any food, I swear.
I'm not saying I'm sorry. You big fat monster.
Please!
You're a cop! You're a cop! And you're road raising! And there's other cops here watching
you doing this, you think they'll leave now?
You're sorry!
Oh
Give me those wrists right now
Go for cuffs. See how I get shit done. Oh
I had to break him through the gang. Oh, he's running. He's running. I don't believe sunny
Oh
Later fatty
You okay, sir, okay
Thanks, you guys did really really good
I'm sorry, I don't know who that I'm wearing this. I'm so sorry to get into this.
But you guys did great. I'm proud of you both.
Oh, I like...
Aw, son of a bitch.
What happened back there?
Well, people were back there taking a statement, and he was hiding, and I...
So I started chasing him around, and he got scared, so he started hitting me.
But then my fellow gang members were there so I started screaming arrest this man so then they started chasing him and he punched a woman in the face trying to escape who I'm pretty sure was on a ride alone.
Oh my god.
Don't mess with me or my gang.
Let's go to Elgin.
See if he's there.
Elgin, right? That's where he was?
Yeah, well, yeah, it's roughly around there.
He said, Elgin near the Legion Square.
My cough sign is 599.
Maybe you got the truck ready.
Maybe.
They called.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Oh, that car looks fucking vibrant as hell.
Golly.
Yeah, he shouldn't go to Strawberry Gas, they don't got no gas.
I don't reckon it's still got gas. It didn't have none yesterday what what what's the problem with all the gas I
Don't know
Someone bought all the gas yep gasoline out of stock
Yeah trucker job, I don't know man. I
Never filled up no gas station deliveries
Do you actually need money? If you need money, I know where you can get it in a heartbeat.
Denver got 90 grand.
How?
Ah, she worked a lot, I guess. I'll break you off a little chunk, but I can't afford to
break off.
Nah, it's okay. I got anything grand. I'm good.
Don't you need 30 for the A-Bow?
3300,000
What in the fuck is this number you throwing out?
I gotta pay my fines, man
You're never doing that
I'm ailing them to me. If I don't pay, I'm gonna get in trouble
You're never gonna pay them bitches. I
Know you you know you together we know you you know
You think he got him?
You should call him.
You should ask him if he got the bill of sale.
He's gonna fucking go ballistic.
Yo, how's it going?
I'm in a traffic jam with the officer and the man that started pushing me.
I'm almost there.
I'm just gasping.
I wonder if you got that bill of sale yet.
You might need to be out of the truck, by the way.
I have to be out of the truck? Okay, I'll get out of the truck.
You in the middle of the service?
Yeah, there's many police officers here trying to take my tow...
Oh, great, my truck's being towed away.
Okay, I'm gonna give you a call back.
I'm not being towed...
He's losing it, bub.
I am even doing okay chatting that phone call doesn't matter hello yeah
yeah chatter okay I that's what happened
What did I get a call from Maddie?
I don't even have their phone number saved.
Don't even really talk to him.
She's like, oh, twangles, don't let you grow weed.
Where can I get seeds from?
God, man.
And he's supposed to be coming too.
What is he thinking?
He's like, hey, happy.
I'll get a bunch of fertilizer and stuff.
I'm going to be a farmer, man.
It'll be us.
It'll be cool.
And then he's over here telling people
to be my competitor.
competitor what's going on have you talked about that I'm gonna go get a
business license for this thing I'll start growing we never gonna be like
Oh, where'd this come from? The idiots, fuck em!
Can't do anything with ANYBODY, man!
I bet it's Andy in KVS
I don't know, can I?
Yeah!
Say something!
Okay, whatever.
When are you gonna stop being a cop so we can do this way?
Oh, happy! You're being so dramatic!
It's Carla.
Oh, hey Carla.
So you grow weed.
Interesting.
Why is it interesting?
Where do you grow the weed at?
Um, I grow it kinda like hidden in plain sight.
It's on the south side here.
Now tell me Happy,
when you get the seeds.
Well, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Well, I get the seeds over in the marsh area by the base.
Wow.
So what's the problem if other people are asking for seeds when you just told me where to get
them?
They're asking me for seeds when nobody should be telling anyone that I have the seeds.
You just told me.
Okay.
Come on.
Cause maybe cause...
Yeah, not like that.
heard your single heard your wife is in the ICU I'll drop by later
the ICU yeah I'll drop by later
which one
whatever you want
see even that's double fucked up just pretty sure she's married to
Brahma squammy. Why'd you call me back? Hello?
My first shifts Monday
Oh, no, I'm fully hired on buddy
Fully hired in sworn on
Yeah, I can't I can't help you
I'm sure that one of the other clowns will show me now anyway
He's been going through it man. He's so mad at all of the clowns
Him and bozo a few days ago before I started doing the cop stuff. They decided they was gonna sell weed
grow weed blah blah blah
So I went and had a meeting with him.
You're on the car, shield?
And I was like, hey, keep this close to your chest.
Once word gets out, it's out.
And a lot of the clowns ain't no good at keeping secrets.
Don't tell no good.
And Bozo was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He about killed Jaina because she let it slip to me.
And then like two days later happy call me freaking out
Because apparently bozo's been going around to like every group he could find and teaching them everything
He knows about growing weed
The whole operation for happy
So that happy told bozo to fucking kick rocks start doing it with other clowns like twinkles now barely twinkles is doing the same thing
I was at the abortments and SK come up to me and he was like hey I'm looking for the
clown with red hair.
I was like what do you need and he was like I heard he knows a lot because Buzza got red
hair now.
Oh my god.
I didn't realize for the day or two either.
And what do you need him for?
He was like well I heard he knows a lot about weed.
I'm trying to get started.
so far at the fucking bag dude so funny
I was not even going to leave you in all of it
no but more cooks in the kitchen the more competition you got
yes that's true
man happy so mad about it so funny
I did it at 30 though
I made it to the V and they don't sell that actually it's just T-fops like I said
Oh, you have the right DMV?
No, no, I need you to answer this question really small.
Okay.
Do you have a phone right now?
Uh, no.
Okay.
No, there are no, there's only key fobs here.
Okay.
Do I need to look somewhere else?
Maybe differently?
You have a DMV?
I believe only one deal each head oh
I don't know dying this is what I was told I
Don't have a bill of sale. I don't know where they are. It's gone. It just maybe only talk to a judge talk to a judge
Call a judge which judge. I don't know any judge
they might have that stuff I'm gonna call a judge yeah I'm gonna call a judge
oh yeah I got it I'll give you
he's losing it sir I cook I'll take two combos man
Oh hey D. Hey everyone.
Oh fuck that.
Hey.
You go pee very quickly.
Hey yeah, what's happening?
Hey man, I'm still gonna do the song you were singing.
Hey fuck yeah, that'll be fun.
Yeah, I'mma tell Big Phil and he gon' freak out.
That's not her.
I'm not surprised.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
I'm not surprised. He is your number one fan without a doubt. The hair is not dark enough
He used to just rap your music all the time just for fun and again police chases. He would just go
And then he was gonna rap in your music
I get three bleeder combos
Stop breaking our ATMs we are currently fixing them right now. Well, why you're making people want to break them
Now I'm gonna break
Excited for Carla's girl school
No cyber, okay
Twinkles and Bella farming
I
Damn
Made big filler making music soon me big feeling Liz on you
Flams the table
I want some clarification
Okay, I'm not trying to start beef. Oh, I just want some clarification. Okay. Oh, here it comes
Because there's still a lot of misinformation going around and I don't like misinformation. I like going straight to the stores
Okay, you chatterbox. Did you try to assassinate Carmella?
No trying to assassinate the mayor. No, it was all state
I was it was it was a stage thing
Vivek wanted me to shoot him in the ear for media clout, but then he told me he told me
After I shoot the one shot to aim up in the air and keep shooting, but I was panicking so I closed my eyes
I just kept shooting till the gun stopped clicking and people got hit
Oh, so it was honest stake and honest accent, you know, and not to say about yeah, it's okay
There's no beef. We'll we have to forgive you right Carla, right?
That's oh
Carmella came to the prison and we sorted everything out
Oh, amazing. You know what? That's, I love to hear that.
Well, because I don't want any bad blood with you, Chuck Fox.
I mean, we had, we're on a good foot right now.
I donated you money, like your first couple, yeah.
Oh, Jerry.
He donated it.
He donated it for me.
You donated him money too, huh?
Yeah, she gave me like $20.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's, you, that's sweet of you.
Yeah, no, he was, he was really going through it.
And I know when I'm going through it, I just wish that someone would help me.
So I had to suck it up.
You know what I did.
You know what I did.
Bearing at the table.
Everyone okay?
I was waiting for our food.
It's pretty slow here today.
Oh my God.
Is that Liz?
Yes.
It's me, Lizania.
Oh my God.
We pulled you over yesterday.
Remember when the man got in the car and went away?
Yes.
That was crazy.
You guys, it was a whole thing.
But I was framed.
I was set up.
Thank you guys for letting me off because I really did not need to go through
anything worse than it really wasn't set up I mean you saw with your own two eyes
he went and stole a vehicle again right in front of you guys.
Yeah, so don't do Uber for people that tell you to park the car in that leg just don't do it because they're scammers
so be careful you guys be careful okay enjoy your food I'm gonna I need to
hopefully someone see I'm starving yeah he meant it yeah D is up there oh no get
Get yourself a nice snack.
For that jingle.
Well, other than shooting the mayor, what have you been up to, chatterbox?
I don't want to talk about it.
Yeah, what in that tiny little thing, huh?
Everything else is not something we need to talk about.
Yeah, what have you been up to?
What? What the? Carla, get your hands off of me!
Whoa!
I'm going to die for J.K.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I just thought there was a bug. There was a bug. There was a fly on you
Well chatterbox, I just want to keep it real with you. I don't want any problems
So if anything happens with Carbela, don't make it my problem. Okay, no problem
I will not hurt Carmella until she wins mayor because then there'll be a reason for me to kill her
Okay, I guess not what I have to be real with her you think Carmella would win mayor. I don't think so
Damn
That's crazy she
But that's the thing is that it's not really what she went it's fork and she keep that
you know she needs she she does so many it's still doing it
they may would be a little bit too much but you know maybe i'm wrong maybe i'm
putting the a negative energy out there so she can prove me wrong and i want
that for her and i will support her if she does anything yet but then we
would have a problem
understood so i'll keep my eyes on you understood as my as my red hair sister
I really just, I don't want that. You know, I really don't.
But, we'll see how things kind of work then.
Okay, okay, okay, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I understand.
I understand, there's no, no beef, no problem, no, no, no, no, no issue.
No perfect.
If anything, Karla, like, you should be the one apologizing to Carmella, really.
Ooh.
Everything's cool?
Ooh.
Yes, thank you, that's my family.
Oh good, good, good, good, but just now, if you ever mess with Carmella again chatterbox in that way, it's not going to be just a one-two, I'm not just going to hold you up, there will be a full diss track, and you better be prepared for that and know that that's coming.
Okay!
Oh thanks for the food!
Is what I would say if I was stealing chatterbox's food, but instead I'm giving it to him.
Wow, that was just an empty bag.
Oh is it?
We'll turn around and come inside just to leave you in the city for moments.
Get out of my way.
Get out!
There you go.
There's your bags.
Yeah!
How do you box make you?
No!
Bye, Chatterbox!
Love you!
Bye!
This is Lizanya.
Hi, big Phil!
Hey, Lizanya!
Oh my God!
It's good to see you!
Oh my God!
Phil's a big fan!
It's so good to know.
This is my biggest fan.
Phil, I love you!
I love it. The new album. I'm just banging it in my car all day long. Oh my god. I have a pretty kitty double D kitty
Mother MVP
You know, I've been talking with Kirk and there might be
Holy shit
Oh, well I can't wait.
Alright, good to see you.
Good to see you guys.
Colin, I hear how did I-
I am good.
I am good.
I know how I'd be safe.
My papers, which both have the Glendale
Philbert
and the truck
Nope.
are in a pawn shop that I used to go to.
We're gonna make a sign.
But now I've been told because they bought the pawn shop.
May you, Alias.
Oh, which pawn shop?
You're on speaker, which pawn shop?
The Hong Kong Pong Pink Pong Shop.
Where the fuck did it fall to?
What?
bought my pawn shop that I had money and they won't let me go to the back because I have to organize a meeting with them in an hour.
Okay, so you're telling me, you're...
the bill of sales, are you the pawn shopper?
In the state of the pawn shop because it's owned now and you got to do a business meeting to get your shit out?
Yes.
Who owns that pawn shop?
I don't know Luciano and they called it Hong Kong pawn now. I don't know fucking why it was West Side
It was the Irish people in me. I was grinding to buy that motherfucker. They bought it
And now it's like a David fucking busters. Oh
Okay, well, you know if you want to be if you have to wait for your meeting with the burger chef
You want to come come hang out and tell you meeting?
I'll be there shortly. All right
Yo, this guy, his life sucks so bad right now.
Oh my god.
I like it.
But uh, you wanna make a song with her, Philbert?
May you have a listen on you?
What is that noise?
You have to hear that, baby.
He's floating around in his belly.
Yeah, what is that?
I just sit in the back, like machines.
Yeah, thanks, I
Carly your vibrator is so loud you shouldn't wear those vibrating panties. All right
Okay, all right
Don't you need vibrated panties just like shake off the dust
Hey Carla, could you do me a favor?
What the fuck really loud could you turn them down next time?
Can some of barbecue
Mine I thought I heard something about you coming out of this. I'm just math and we were all dope
Cherry yeah, yep. Yeah
It was scaring big Phil
I think my mom wins long has
Hey big film Carla would be to give you a message, okay?
Quote she's gonna see that all needs to start learning how to handle big push
She's gonna see that be known as a dog around this town. I
Don't know if I met big way. Yeah, I met big plus. Wow. That was like a few years ago
about plus yeah I don't think it's all about that fella that used to wear the
diving suit
nothing like uh I was thinking we could name the song like number one fan or
world or like biggest fan or something it could be like a song about how much
you like Lizanya he can't chat I think that could be like really fitting you
know I think it could be poetic in a sense maybe but how do you do without
being creepy what do you mean it's not like I don't know what's creepy or
nothing for her stand as a classic and he was a not creepy guy you know he only
went fucking psychotic yeah well I mean he didn't write it back he's a
I'm wondering why
She's tormenting this guy chat. She's just tormenting this clown
I mean food that by you food now you you came after you came after so she's
around right now after I bought food I give you my I give you my fries
Who is this?
Ah, I'm...
I think it's...
Oh, you got really close to me. How, buddy?
I'm gonna be here to buy some food.
I'm okay.
I have to save up.
Did you afford it?
I should have bought the food.
Hey, Donny, I just bought a bunch of combos for the table.
Where's my combo?
I don't have one for you. It was only us when I bought him. I didn't know you were coming.
Fuck. I want you to know the fuck was there. No, Tessa today, maybe Chad. I'm gonna need
a hundred bucks. I had some snooty to say to chatty, but yes, I actually don't have
the money with all the f*** and everything I'm going through.
Hello?
Hey!
So I need some money.
What's in the burger shop?
How can I help you?
Oh, are you the lady that I just met at?
I don't think that's money, Kirk.
I believe you just committed a felony.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I think you're- I think you agree.
I'm gonna go get a burger now.
You guys think Donny's okay?
Seems like he's really going through it, you know
Hi, can I get a burger, please?
Do you have a favorite
And I guess trying to pick a favorite it's probably be she's at the pier
I'm not bike trail. Yeah, you must be cool. Your favor should be happy dude. That's your pops.
I do do. Halloweeners. He needs your help with something. That's the bike trail. What?
I just saw him today. He wouldn't even feed me and then and then I had a X throw up at the funhouse create a whole ruckus up there
Man, I got my ex is trying to crawl back to me. Dover Barney over
Yeah, Barney
I'm calling your pops my
Call that man. I am gonna build a fence together. I'll be back
Holy crap!
BANDAI!
I
Hi
I think you found your luck.
Thanks, hope you have a great day.
It was right there.
It was right there.
It had to have been.
Is that, that path, the plank?
Fuck, she's gone already?
You're just really pretty excited about your day in the morning.
I don't know.
Fuck, we're too late!
You're just really pretty sure that I'm the very first person you ever met.
the
and
probably gone chat
Fuck, she don't want to take them pictures here.
that blue car is sus
I don't know if cars normally park there Jesus Christ, he's right there
Okay, don't be suss.
Why?
Oh
Oh
Oh fuck
He can't do nothing chat because she's been watched right can't do
nothing.
I think she's gone.
Are we in emote only because people are going to say some stupid shit?
W mods, W mods, I see ya!
Is she still there?
There she is.
I got a bad feeling some bads about like some bads have it I don't know
keep walking keep walking
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
and chat we have to try not to get fucking pulled over here we need
wait is there a rifle around here somewhere let's see wait we're not there
is there a rifle spot?
bike rentals?
I don't want a bike
fuck that
okay we can rent the car from there
Is it safe to ND mode only or is it not safe yet?
Never mind, just ignore me. I'm not questioning you guys. You guys know better than I do.
Y'all smarter than me.
Oh, now it's flying faster.
The fuck?
Is it turning around?
That's a local helicopter, right?
Oh my god, chat.
I think.
She saw, I think she saw this fucking guy pull up that fucking camera
It's standing there all sus, and then she's running it's like oh I'm putting it away and starts walking
Oh my god
I'm not the wrong one.
I got a lot of helicopters, kind of timing on that was pretty fucking wild.
It slowly hovered above us and then flew away fast
Like even if that was like that obviously that had the had to have been
You're my last nerve asshole.
Boom!
Hmm.
Holy fuck.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
no no there is no fucking way no dude that no no that was sus
What's that?
Yeah, you guys are with me, right?
Like, that was sus, right?
What are the odds that that happened that many times?
And then that, the last one was pretty...
I was gonna say it has to be just be a local helicopter, but if that is not a warning in
some way, I don't know what is.
Fuck, dude.
What's this?
I've seen this white car three times already.
I
I
Hey
Hey, everything all right?
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm all right, what's up?
Oh, you're just driving a little wacky.
Everything okay in there?
Oh yeah, I just, uh, my car, it's messed up, man.
It's got like the steering column.
It turns on its own now, it's kind of cool.
I see, I see.
Is it mechanic?
No, far from it.
Take care now.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
It's fucking, it's fucking you-know.
Or Saikunno playing another character.
This isn't a helmet on.
of
I
Let's go back. Oh, wait, I guess we oh
I don't want to get pulled over like this either
It would be awkward if we get pulled over like this.
Probably be like, what are you doing, Chattabucks?
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh my god, I think she saw us, bro.
My god, okay
Do I post it the one picture
One point eight that
Jack Jack um come on guys look
Come on guys come on
Come on!
Fuck!
Hello?
I'm checking in, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
Are you good?
Yeah, I just...
I went to get the...
You went to piss or something.
You just never come back.
Yeah, so what happened was...
I was having a fart of hair.
Well, no, what happened was I went...
I went down the street to the gas station and I was going to go steal, because
I didn't want to buy more food.
I wanted to steal it.
So I stole it.
I stole it.
I stole it.
I stole it.
I stole it.
I stole it.
I stole it.
I stole it.
I stole it.
I didn't want to buy more food, I wanted to steal it.
So I stole it.
But then there's a guy in there and he's like,
yo, you want to buy a Game Boy?
And I'm like, like, what kind of Game Boy?
To be honest, he's back out.
And he said the Game Boy advanced.
So I'm like, yeah, that's like the OG.
He had a red one.
So I'm like, all right, back.
I met him at Leedon Square, broken.
So I'm like, I'm not giving you $100 for this thing.
And he's like, no, it's fine.
It just needs to get charged.
Well, there's no, there's no screen on it at all.
I was like destroyed he thought I was dumb enough to buy it so I guess I give him 50 bucks for it
So you were dumb enough to buy what but no not for a hundred dollars I give him 50
Well have fun with your broken game boy, dude. Well, that's a dumb thing. I'm thinking
If I had broken fucking game boys you're financially irresponsible
You're gonna call $50 to fix a fucking Game Boy?
What?
What are you gonna call a Game Boy fixer store?
What?
What do you know the fuck fix is Game Boys, man?
I don't know.
I think you take it to electrician.
An electrician?
Yeah.
You look like a broken Game Boy, man.
You financially destitute son of a bitch.
What is that?
I mean, I mean, it works.
Why you motor only yeah cuz some people don't can't help themselves I guess
I'm let me guess let me guess I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna get shot of the dark
You motherfuckers are gonna try to tell me exactly where she was at, huh?
Yeah guys, please please don't do that
Look the way that worked out was perfect we fumbled and we probably got caught
Wow!
Eeeeh, yeah, yeah!
She was by herself though.
You swear in chat about the main character of NoPixel?
No.
Not even close.
No, yeah, that helicopter was really weird.
I- I'm- that helicopter was really, really weird.
I don't even know where to look now.
only place that like it's like the courthouse shadow like that's where
Barak is he's a judge but although it is 5.0 and there could be a different spot
for them now
You know what I mean?
Just like fuuuuck, I don't wanna look!
Fresh wives are difficult chacks, I don't-
Hello there.
Have an accident?
What is it?
Fuckin' look like!
Well, if you wanna be disrespectful, you could stay here like that.
Oh Jesus!
Fuck it, Sneaky. There's no fucking way. There's just no fucking way, Sneaky! Fuck it, Sauce, bro! Shit!
There's no way!
Oh, Sneaky knows. Sneaky knows the chatterbox is disguised, dude.
We shot him in the face with a shotgun.
No, wait, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was a shotgun, right?
They'll say no to this point? No.
Not true. A lot of people know, but who not many people might remember, because I get...
He wasn't all over the place like this, Chad.
He didn't have...
He didn't walk around and talk to people like this all the time.
You know what I mean?
The main portion of the jaggy arcs, Chad, took place in Grape Seed.
Took place in the house arrest.
Took place in prison.
When he was on the outside, he didn't really communicate much with people.
Yeah, he just drove around in the Sabre. The Sabre Turbo.
With a mask on. That like fucking bandana thing.
I can't help myself.
Hey, what's up, man?
How's it going?
Hello?
My name's Travis.
Hey, Travis.
Good for you.
Good for you.
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
How you doing Patrick?
Long time no see.
What's your name?
You need to- Oh, you know me?
Nice to meet you.
What's your name?
Your name is Patrick.
What's your name?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
You know what man?
You suck man!
I've been told.
Don't get some help.
So I've been told.
You need some freaking help man.
Jeez.
So I've been told.
So I've been told so I can get that all you say
Jesus Ruby's everywhere today!
Get in that room!
Get in that room!
Get in that room or I'll kill you!
Congrats on being in my hospital.
Uh, I don't know how sound like I came from over there.
Hmm.
Who is threatening in my hospital?
Out there, out there the year I've threatened somebody's life in my hospital.
I've signed the deed for this property. I own these premises.
I hate you. Look at this. Look at this. I'm the gay man. I'm a gay man.
So I was doing something that I didn't want to get seen doing.
What were you doing?
Secret?
You can't, but that's a secret.
You can't ever tell anyone you saw me like this, alright?
But what were you saw me?
That air-setting back there?
I knew you.
I knew you.
You were...
Raina, you will believe all but for that.
What do you mean though?
I'm gonna kill you.
I will kill you.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
What are you...
What are you...
What are you saying?
Get out of the way Jackass!
He ditched you after your shot?
Why did he do that?
Did you call him and ask him what's taking so long?
He just assumed he left you.
I'll call him back, we don't have a thing.
I'ma call.
I'll call.
No, I'll call.
Anyways, what were you doing?
It's a secret.
Okay.
Well, if I'm gonna mess up your secret, you can jump out of there.
I'll take you to the burger chef.
I
Happies in there
I'm letting you know this entire thing you still didn't break me you're gonna get
your car you're gonna get this is my journal you're just dangling keys in
front of my head pretending to be my friend saying oh I'm gonna key for you
and you're like oh sorry just had to get the paperwork for even though you
could just write up a new bill of sale you don't think I know what you're
You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that.
You were trying to rage me. You can't guess like me.
Oh, I left my bill of sale in a pawn shop.
You left your bill of sale in a pawn...
You were trying to pawn the bill of sale.
That's what you were trying to tell me.
A bill of sale.
Like that is worth money.
You... Your little outbreaks to me is easy to cry for help.
You want to be my friend so bad and you've gone through all these hoops
just so I can listen to you.
I'm going to be the better man and be the shoulder that you can cry on.
Because one day, you're going to wake up in a sweat
And you're gonna be very fucking sad and there'll be no one to call.
No one to spray the seeds. No one to fight it.
Hey! I'm sourcing your color, yonder!
Ha ha ha, Donny!
Chat, Donny is so fucking funny, dude.
Thanks! Have a nice day!
Why, I care, cut buddy.
Hi! Myself or one of my colleagues can assist you at any time!
I just need a fault! That's right, fucking here!
I was flooring it there.
I was flooring it because I had this tape on labeled.
I just wanted to call and tell you good night and I hope you have a great day when you're
broken, gay boy.
Yeah, I've got stuff I gotta handle in my apartment.
Like what?
Don't put me in this position.
I'm asking man, I'm curious.
Are you gonna fix that if you can't tell me?
Now that I'm a cop, I've gotta keep secrets.
I can't tell you everything anymore.
Can you tell me one thing?
Especially now that I'm your...
Uh, yeah.
You have that...
Do you have an MDT or do you only have that when you're on duty?
When I'm on...
Next time you're on duty, can you get me...
a raise state ID?
It depends.
What's that information?
Wow, that thing was a particularly good price.
Thanks, have a nice day.
We were in the middle of a talk about a business transaction.
What do you want Kirk? What do you want?
Well, something cool, you know, I'm sacrificing a lot to become a cop for you, you know.
What do you mean you're gaining? You're only gaining, you're not losing anything.
I'm losing the ability to do crime, you know, I just really want to rob a clothing store.
AHHHHH!
MY LEGS!
AHHHHH!
Just kidding. I'm nice and tough.
Look how tough I am.
HA HA!
HA HA!
I
I
Want
Now this car is broken
He's still up, I know, I don't want to put him down.
Oh shit wait that's like Nova like
Who is that
I don't have time for you.
I don't have time for me, huh?
Maybe you don't have time for me, huh?
Maybe you don't have time for me.
I haven't seen you in two years,
and you say, I don't have time for you, okay?
What's with everybody?
I haven't seen people in years.
Sorry, Chatterbox, I don't want to talk to you.
But you're on the phone talking to somebody else.
This is bull yuck. This sucks.
I'm coming out.
Oh, you go.
Get out of my way, you old wrinkly piece of yuck.
So stupid!
I'm getting in that casino! Just wait!
Oh my god, chat. Okay. Well...
I can't, and I can't do anything illegal.
We should get a hold of the commissioner. That's what we should do.
Aw, awesome.
I hate Ruby.
Hello?
Is this?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello, is this what's going on chat boy?
Is he busy working today?
Let me check.
It's important.
It has to do with terrorism.
He's not working.
He's not working today.
Nope, taking the day off.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Calm down! AHHHHHHHHH!
WHY?
Stop. What are you yelling for? What's going on?
I need my plea agreement!
Heh.
Plea agreement for what?
To plead guilty to terrorism!
You did terrorism?
Yeah!
What'd you do?
I shot Rama Squammy in the ear for a fake assassination attempt!
Hey, you know you're talking to the mayors number one PR and social man as social media manager, okay?
You shot the back
Did you shot the back?
Yeah, he asked me to
Proclaim
No he wouldn't
He would never
How?
He did
He did, okay?
Did you support him?
He's just
Shut up
He's a terrorist just like me
And you support it
I'm a bad man
I
Because the man doesn't sleep if you see this eyes other old trooped a bloodshot the main is going through it
I need my plea agreement!
Oh, oh.
Uh, oh.
Uh, uh, I know he was gonna be working on that.
Let me try and get back with him on it.
Uh...
Well, if he's taking the day off, that's okay.
I'll get in contact with him tomorrow.
But tomorrow when you see him, you say,
hey, you phone chatterbox,
you stupid useless commissioner,
you lied!
Okay, you lied!
And you know what?
If chatterbox doesn't get his plea agreement,
he's taking it to court!
And he doesn't want that!
Yeah, all right. I'll let him know that.
Not being said,
Mayo and I might be able to send something over tonight,
so let me get a really fancy...
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a great guy.
Caillou-Bale, yeah, yeah, if you could call him Baal.
That's right, he's been helping.
I forgot about...
Yeah, yeah, call Caillou-Bale.
He's from Trio's.
Do you know that Caillou show when he was four?
No.
No, he was...
But he seemed very excited.
Yeah, I'm a big fan.
I'm a big fan.
I'm a big fan.
All right, I'll talk to you, okay.
You had a problem?
Okay.
And then she has a meeting at Emery Day, they followed her here.
You follow her there?
Yeah, right at the south side of Megamo, she's driving a blue forward door.
Yeah, that's her. Yeah, that's a hundred percent her.
Yeah, you have this cop guy fixed her car forward, and then there's a hand right along.
Who's the cop? What's his name? What's his name?
I don't know you. You look pretty cool though.
Wait, like cooler than me?
No, definitely not.
Okay
Let's get a question
What?
Why you follow my girlfriend around them?
I
Wasn't just following I was doing for you. I thought it was a little suspicious. Oh
Yeah, I just don't think it was one song. I do the same thing. Yeah. No, that makes sense. No, that makes sense
It was suspicious. That's why okay. No, that's good. That's good. Well, that's happy. Geez. How did you have you only 82 percent?
It was a blue four-door
or left slot at the park in front of the building.
Far left?
I'm driving, but that's where she was driving, yeah.
Where are you?
I'm across the street outside the police station.
Oh, is that your car over there?
I'm in Clownito.
You're not in Clown- Happy!
You're not in Clownito!
You're literally in the most- Did you fall over in that car?
Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Happy! Happy, they saw that car following! They're gonna know!
Nah, man, I was driving real like, uh, cool, you know, you know, there's no way she knew. It's possible.
Okay, well, happy thank you, you know what I mean? You know, I would like, please do it again, but just not, not, yeah, I'm in the blue car, just passing you.
You're in a blue car?
Yeah!
Oh, shoot!
Yeah!
I'm across the street from you.
Oh, you don't say.
You don't say.
I never would have guessed.
That's happy.
You're a clown cunt.
Stop talking to the horn.
Oh, OK.
You're going to give us away.
He's happy driveway.
Just drive away.
Just drive away from there.
Pull my cover.
Fuck.
Oh, fuck.
I'm out of here, man.
Well, hey, look.
Can you do anything to see her, get a follower,
and not a clown car, all right?
Not a clown, that's all I got, man.
I can't just go buy another car.
Well then just tell me where she's even gonna follow her dad.
I'm gonna rent a car. I'm gonna go rent a car.
Well not right now cause she's in there. I mean it was the point.
Well that's what I was gonna say. I was just gonna sit out there for who knows.
You were just gonna stay there and wait.
No I was trying to update you first.
Okay what if I didn't pick up the phone?
What happens if I didn't call the police?
I would have taken notes in there.
You would have taken notes in there.
What notes would you have taken?
There are like places that she stopped, you know.
These regular places are part of her routine every day.
Are they a little suspicious?
And every day she's kinda wandering away from you, new things.
Oh, I got this workout class.
She's never worked out before, you know.
You know, and then she starts saying, I want you to go get brunch with my friends, but she doesn't have friends, you know, stuff like that that's just kind of weird and out of place, and it happens just enough so that it's a little strange.
I just wanted to take notes, man. I'm going to let you know.
Okay, okay, I appreciate that.
I appreciate that, I appreciate that, but like, let's say she would have came out the building, he's still in talk to me yet, and got back in that car and drove. What would you have done?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would have followed her.
You would have followed her in that car!
Well, carefully, and I would like it if she's out of light, I'm like, a little behind.
Like, okay, what's a little behind?
Okay, I've done this out long.
Okay, but what's a little behind?
One light behind. One light behind. You just stop at the light and they've been out.
Works every time. You never found out.
What do you mean I never found out?
Thanks, Nickley.
What?
See what I made.
You're following me?
Well, I mean, just a couple of times,
just to make sure they're not doing things out of your routine, you know?
Everyone has a little routine. You have a routine.
What's my routine?
Yeah, at the funhouse for a little bit.
Yeah?
Well, and then sometimes you just kind of drop by MRPD.
I'm not sure why.
What?
And then, um, well, you know, just...
What?
Someone who does something different is, um, his twinkles.
He's always doing something different.
So it's kind of harder to...
You're watching him, too?
It's just for listen if anything comes up, I'll let you know
Are we the red dots on that computer in your room?
There are no there are no red dots. I saw something
There's like fun. There's like I'm getting pulled over
in that fucking cloud car!
He followed her in the fucking cloud car!
And he was parked so close to the-
pfft
Oh my god!
You know what, chat?
I hope she saw that.
I pray she saw that shit
Cause that is funny as hell
Holy shit
Oh my god
I got tears in my eyes
That was so funny
Ah look
Oh, he's so funny, Chad, I love him, oh my god.
Chad, that's why we got the best group.
Oh yeah?
Hey, hello.
Hey, you're pulled over, are you pulled over still?
I know.
What?
How was that a warning?
Yeah, well, what did you do?
I was like stalled in the middle of the two lanes
waiting for a light.
But when was that turning light?
OK.
So the car wasn't sure.
Oh.
Look at that.
It was like, hey, man, give me a break here.
It's a little hot.
I'm trying to get it down.
You know?
Yeah.
It's like the end of summer.
Sometimes it's the hottest of the nights.
And then he was like, Amber, you just, you know,
next time decide where you want to go.
And I was like, yeah, that's fair.
Kiss what are you doing now?
Okay, I'm glad it's a fail.
May?
Yeah.
I'm probably gonna get some gas real quick.
Where?
The gas station.
Which one?
I'm gonna go to the other one.
I was the one in Grape City.
It's the secret cop station.
It's like a secret cop gas refill station.
But you know what I'm gonna do, I'm just gonna go to the other one.
You thought that's the secret cop thing.
So are you on your way to Grape City right now?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go to Grape City.
I'm gonna get some gas. Maybe a
Okay
So you're on the highway right now
I mean, yeah, I'm on the highway just cruising, you know, nice cool 70
Okay, all right. Well, okay. We'll get that. I'm just driving around. I'm looking near park right now. Well, yeah
I won't enjoy it. Okay, let me know if you need anything, alright man?
Alright, alright. Oh, um, Donna, you had an idea for the clowns to make some money and get some free healthcare.
Yeah, you should, yeah, you should set up a meeting about that.
Well, I mean, I don't really want to...
Hey, he's kinda... I don't like...
Okay, on the business app, chat, there's a page on the business app. You can page everybody.
After this song...
All right, all right, to the loo.
To the lanes.
Chat, he drove, he drove by, he drove by MRPD again, drove right by your car.
And was like, he's talking to us.
Yeah, and, and, uh, he's, he's focusing looking at MRPD like a fucking creep.
I don't know whether to be concerned or be happy that he be proud of him. I don't even I'm conflicted
I'm conflicted, dude
holy shit chat my my my gut like I'm hurting my ribs hurt my cheeks hurt
just hurting that was so funny dude if I let's try so hard not to die I was
trying not to so hard not to cry laughing during that this is fucking
Oh man. Oh my god he's funny.
Oh I'm in pain.
Seeing him in that fucking clown car dude was the thing that just threw me off.
You see with that stupid car.
He followed her in the most, like, uh, like, it's worse than a sore thumb.
It's just, it's just, you can see that shit from space, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, chat about, yeah, hey, hey, I'm right here, I'm right here, hey chat about Clomhorn, you can't hear that from in the building.
He's so dumb, oh my god.
I can't believe it, oh my god, he's so stupid.
And, and chat, this is his text to warn me.
Cups.
This was his warning.
He picks up the phone whispering, but he taxes me that
Holy shit, dude
Let's clock on the burger shot and just not work.
Just pretend we're working.
funny one of the goats did seriously one of the goats
check the first time I like it really understood how fucked up happy was let's
guess bozo when we first started being friend of bozo bozo's like you know it
dog dog dog you don't understand you don't understand dog Travis listen
listen he's crazy he's he's crazy like you can't talk to win song like you
You can't you can't do anything around win song man. He's crazy. He'll kill you like you have to like he's crazy
We talking about bozo. I'll talk you understand. You don't understand. He's like there's something like he's
You don't want to deal with that. You don't want to deal with that
Now win song 3.0 wants to run for mayor and she has this mayor pitch
So we meet her at the pier
We met her at the pier
and we're talking to her and
And way down the beer chat. I'm talking we're standing
We're literally standing right here chat. We're standing right here. Okay
Happy
Is way the fuck over here
Watching with binoculars
Somebody looked over and just kind of someone was like
Who's that and we all looked it's fucking happy with binoculars watching
because he happy doesn't like when winsong talks to people
the
and
he just says
cups
wait what?
is it going to get arrested for catching speedrun?
is uh the go-to right now
I thought that meant he was like for sure fuck but I don't want Vivek to
get arrested I actually don't want him to
to how are people not reading this stuff 17 views 22 views six views what's
wrong with people look at the news it's good we have it's cool to have this look
at it the fog
Viewers can read it too, see that's sick.
I wish your views counted as views on this, because it doesn't seem like it does.
Maybe I'll gotta read all of them, but like, you know, it just doesn't seem low, only 23 people in the entire server looked at this.
That seemed like a bit low
Long goes it posted my three views three days ago three days 23 views
Oh my god.
Oh!
Hi.
Oh hi Tessa, how are you?
I'm fine.
Hello?
Hi.
Oh, hi Tessa, how are you?
All right.
I just kind of woke up. Oh, she's checking in.
You're just waking up now. It's late, Tessa.
What are you doing?
Yeah. Well, I don't know.
I wasn't really sure if I was about today.
No?
I had a lot of things to take care of, but...
Wait.
Hey, but don't mind me asking.
Something bad happened with you and Helen again
She got out on bail?
After you guys were visiting me, she looked really upset after and I was like, ooh.
Not that I know of.
Oh, okay.
Things have been really awkward and weak, but...
Nothing that I know of really happened.
Maybe she's finally regretting her bad decisions.
Okay, I was just curious, because she...
Some... Oh, some was...
I was going to ask her about it, but I didn't want to ask her if it was about you, because I know she...
Oh, it's not a subject that...
You know, I don't know.
I think this doesn't happen, like, when I...
You know, when I walked out of there, you guys were still in there, then...
Like, minutes later, she came back there, back where I was, and she was all...
She had a... you know, like...
I mean every time I'm around her she kind of gets like... she just seems uncomfortable.
Tessa, I know how to make a car driving even faster.
Sorry I've changed the subject but I just hear something really cool.
If you get the wheel back and forth left or right you can get up to like I'm going
I'm going a hundred and now I'm going a hundred and thirty.
Oh wow.
Sorry I didn't mean to, it's just something I'm really excited about.
That's... okay.
Ah, so are you around for the day now, or are you just checking in?
Um, I don't know, I'm just checking in. Yes.
Okay.
I'm not really sure what I want to do today.
Kirk just went to bed.
He just went to bed?
Yep.
Yep.
Did he tell you that he wasn't supposed to be on duty or resting any yesterday?
No.
Because he wasn't.
Did he get in trouble?
Yeah, that arrest shouldn't have happened.
I mean, they were sharing the cops with him.
Well, Maple went to Bayo to brag about Kurt.
And Bayo was like, what is he doing?
He's not allowed to be a cadet until Monday.
He just sat another and they both got in trouble.
I don't think so either yeah, I think it'll be funny when he ultimately goes down to the
Cops watching he was like driving into some of the rental car on the sidewalk trying to run him over. It was yucked up
He won't be able to handle it at all. I don't think so. I
Don't think so either
Yeah, I think it'll be funny when he ultimately goes down though because who knows what's gonna cause
Probably something really dumb something bad happened today
like mean something that weird more weird okay I went okay cups twatted a
picture somewhere I like I'm walking at it and I'm like oh that's that it's on
the beach by the pier and like if you look at it if you even look at it you'll
know exactly where that is but okay so I saw what I was you can if you want
You don't have to but I'm just saying I saw it
And I was just like I just wanted to see what she was doing. Yeah, I saw I
Got into a disguise and I went over and I found her
And she was like walking around she'd buy ourselves on the beach whatever and I was you know
Then she got into her car so I walked away and a helicopter flew above me
flew up to kind of flew above me and slowed down and hovered above me slow as
yuck and then flew away fast so I walk another couple of blocks it came back
flying above me super slow and then flew away fast it's kind of odd walk all
the way to the rent the car rental spot near the old apartment and right
Right before I walked in the building, the helicopter came back, hovered, stopped and
hovered above me at the rental spot and flew away.
Always watching, Tessa.
Okay.
I think, I think I'm being watched.
Well, I don't like that.
No, yeah, not good.
Yeah, helicopter same one to exact same one flew three times
Three times in three separate spots
It's creepy it is creepy very creepy
All right
Yeah, yeah, so little little little nerve-racking, but you know, you know
When you think you're gonna be a
Wake awake
I don't know tomorrow the next day dating maybe maybe tomorrow. I'm not sure
Okay
Okay
What's that?
I had a week, you know?
Yeah, no, yeah, you had a week.
A little bit of a rest would be kind of nice.
Yeah, that's good.
But I saw that you called.
I wanted to make sure you're good.
Yeah, I'm okay.
I was calling you early to see what you were doing.
All right.
I was bailed, treating you.
I'm so bored of it.
I'm so...
Donnie gave me the tangerine.
is the right thing to do.
Man!
Yeah.
Let me give the Reddity up so they...
I heard that...
Well, the commissioner's taking the day off.
But I heard that...
Bail's gonna...
If we're gonna work on it, maybe give me something tonight.
Today?
Yeah.
So I'm just kinda waiting around, I'm gonna see.
Cool.
Yeah.
Alright, well as long as you're still moving...
just wait till you see big big Phil's fort just wait till you see big Phil's
fort is it it's fort you'll know what I'm talking about when you come to the
funnels just do it and nearby just do it whenever you come by you're gonna see
it you're gonna say oh my god I don't want to spoil that I don't spoil this
Maybe I should work on the box fort.
You don't have to do this, just take a rest, go to bed.
I can't sleep.
Why? Smoke away again?
I wish.
It's hard to yuck and get it.
No, it's called happy. You don't have to call happy right now and say hey happy.
I heard you're growing weed. Twinkles told me. Can you keep bumming?
You want me to throw twinkles into the bus? Yeah, because it's been happening all day. It's really funny.
Happy called Kirk. Kirk put it on speaker and he was crashing out about Twinkles telling people.
He was telling Maddie. Like Maddie even called to her. Happy was like,
Hey, I heard you was from her own way! Can I get some seeds?
Twinkle's telling everybody!
You here?
No.
Okay. I heard the door lock. Then unlock the door.
You get the front door?
Oh, I see this floor.
Yeah, oh, you just do wait.
Oh?
I asked him why he had a lawn mower in here and he said it was because he cuts the grass.
But why does the lawn mower need to be in the house?
It's his comfort lawn mower.
I don't know.
Why do the rocks need to be in his bed?
He says it reminds him of home.
What does that mean?
Is he a caveman?
See that, no, cause a long time ago,
he used to live on a rock near the DOC a long time ago,
right off the highway, and every time he'd drive by,
there would be a huge, massive sign saying Big Phil's Rock.
To the point where it almost caused a car accident
every time he drove by, it was so big.
He's not answering this PC yet.
Oh, and not only that, happy!
Happy called, texts me saying cups.
That's it, just cups.
Like, what am I,
it's like, y'all going to make some maths,
I call him like, we have a problem, he goes,
no, it's not even her kind of bonus.
I was
I heard something
Said he's like chatterbox
He's like in his whispering. I was at the clothing. I was at the repair shop
Getting a repair kid on the toolkit and I'm 95 for 85% sure
It's cops here with a cop getting out of a cop car and he fixed her car for her
So I followed her to MRPD and she's going in there for a meeting and she's gonna have a ride along at some point with roads.
And I'm like, okay. So I pull up to MRPD and I'm like looking and he goes, she's driving a blue car, which I know because I saw her not long before that.
So I'm like, oh yeah, that is her car. It's parked right there. Okay. Where are you? He goes on across the street.
As I'm looking, he's literally on the other side of the intersection in his, his
Asbo that is clown colored all over it, brighter than the, just stick.
Just some multi-colored ones?
Yup.
Literal clown car.
And I'm like happy.
You followed her in that car and he goes, well, here you are.
I'm like, are you insane?
Like what the heck?
And he goes, well, I'm right here.
And he starts honking all right.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
I'm like, dude, stop.
You're gonna hear that.
I'm like, dude, what if I didn't pick up the phone?
Were you just gonna follow her?
He goes, well, I woulda took some notes.
And yeah, I woulda followed her.
In the clown car.
How?
And then I'm like, dude,
how do you think that would work?
And then he told me, well, you never realized it.
Look, they're following me.
What?
Yeah!
chatty oh my god I um like a few days in everybody coming back out into the
city I caught the guy following me I don't remember who I was with what but he
would straight up following me down the highway I pulled off to the side of the
road because I could tell that there was someone driving next to us to listen
and I pulled off the side of the highway they kept going but then they stopped
up ahead for me to pass again and then they started driving once I passed again
so I pulled over and did that again and they kept following me so I pulled off
into the usual parking lot they followed me in I pulled back out onto the
highway they went back in the highway so then I confronted them it was happy
He lied about having followed me at all, and I was like, what the heck do you mean, I cut three times.
Why was he talking?
I don't know, this guy yuck and follows people.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
The red dots on that monitor, he will not talk about it.
What?
I asked him what all the red dots were and he goes oh my god, this is my car. I'm like you only have one car
He goes yeah, that's what I'm saying and leaves. Oh
Yeah, hello
Hey, I'm the call from Ruby. That's for your number. Do you want me to share that with you? Oh sure? Yeah, yeah
Thanks. All right. That's one of the college double check. Thank you, Belle
Hey, bye-bye
I'm telling you there's something and then I asked him what's this and he goes well it's
a security system.
I'm like how does it work?
Well you gotta press your thumb on the thing.
So he did it and these two things went down.
What?
They went down.
And then he said that the one on the far right
I was asking was downloading he goes he goes oh that's just all of our text messages
Like what do you mean he goes I'm my text message is he like he like he like went back on it
I feel like I know too many things about happy.
I'm worried.
Hey Ruby, you were trying to get my phone number?
Oh yeah, I got it.
I got it now.
What do you want?
You're going to get a phone call from Sergeant Bayo, okay?
hi you bail yes the ball guy yes from Treehouse yeah okay okay I know who you're
talking about okay I hear why you follow me
everyone today I got a hospital you come to Burger Shot the DMV our cars are
Oh no, it was like, w-w-w-w-what's going on?
You came to me first.
That's not true. That's not true.
That's not true. I was in the lobby before you.
That's a good sign. Bail's gonna call me. It's a great sign.
I
Might mean you got bail stuff. No, that's just means I'm going back to prison
Well, yeah, I mean they're pushing 15 years and a 200,000 dollar vibe. Oh
My god. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I
Think they're making an example out of you. Yeah. Well, I mean
I'm not gonna get that cuz like that's what they're pushing for but my plea will be
We'll take that down
Maybe I'll get like 10 years or something that's still insane
My opinion is that wasn't terrorism at all hello
Hello channel box. Oh
Just checking to make you've got your number okay, so I contact you and check in upon you. All right. Oh, that's it
That's how you're calling me for you. Yeah, that's all right. You're not my parole officer though. I
I'm assisting your parole officer you're assisting
Yep, I got a question. I'm not rushing you not rushing you. I'm just I'm just curious
I have really bad ADHD and I really need to like do things and move around and know
Oh, yeah, yeah that yeah that what's happening with that?
It's being worked on okay, so that's the best day two days three days
Minimum one day so probably not probably not tonight
No, no, definitely. I'll say okay. Okay. Definitely not tonight. Okay. Okay. So I was like you okay, so I'm gonna
We let you buy um
What if I snitch will that help my my case like well, you know, you know, I play agreement
No, but yes. No, but yes. Yes in there. So I like the yes. Okay. I like the yes
Oksby, Oksby told me what is gonna be tonight
Okay, he's no for a fact. He's writing one up, but it has to be approved by
The officers who are running the the situation your case. So oh
That's that's he's actively writing up as we speak right now
Wait, Oksby's one writing it up
He's writing it up as a suggestion for them if they want to use it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, just order. We're working on it.
Hello?
Well, thank you, Cardio Bale.
Oh, there's Tessa.
I have a question.
Uh, Tessa?
Hello, I have a question.
Sure.
Um, since he's been on Bale, right, um, just the time that he's been on Bale Count
time served at all or is that just they told me that oh wait no not bail no only what I
spent in the prison I don't have an answer for you on that truthfully I would I would
imagine if you're keeping your nose clean staying out of trouble I'd at least be taken
into accountability listen you saw what I did earlier today you know you saw what I did
earlier today you know I could have that I could have gave that tazer anybody but
I gave it to you did you brother did he mention anything about a gun that he got to you
No, but if I find out, I'm calling you.
That would be some great information.
No, I got you.
If you got that, that's specific one.
We got the serial number and everything on you.
And it'll be good for my plea, right?
It'd be great for your bail hearing or your case.
OK, good, good, good.
OK, I see what you're picking up.
What you're putting down.
All right, I got it.
OK.
All right, I'll take it to Snitch City.
I got it.
All right, you take care, Channel Box.
You too, Kaiyou, big fan, big fan.
Well?
Now I'm going to call on...
Who did you get that from?
Donnie.
Let's yuck him over.
All right, dude.
Hi, Channel Box.
Hey, OXP!
Channel Box, hey!
You got a minute?
You got a minute?
Yeah.
I just want to let you know that...
I just want to let you know...
I just ran am I that I meet today, you know, I've been I've been a great guy today, you know, like if you talk to Ruby or bail, you know, like I was given a taser today. Okay.
A police taser. And I brought it to the police station with the guy that gave it to me and snitched on him. And I also snitched on him stealing a G six truck and got him arrested.
I mean, it's very impressive.
See I'm like I'm doing great. I have a rental car, and I got rental papers of Bob
I've been running a car in years, you know, you know, so you just saw things I should go towards my you know
My plea agreement, you know, yeah
I'm gonna testify against from a swami, you know for his lies and stuff, you know, I'm
I'm sitting on everything
I saved you guys paperwork, you know for all the raids I signed consent forms for absolutely everything
To minus the the struggle, you know that you know, so you know why you're writing something up there
You know, how do you know I'm right something up?
Bale mentioned you're writing something up days. Damn it. Bale. Yeah
Well, well you were you well you made a mistake too because you weren't supposed to tell me that something was happening tonight
So he said the same thing he went yuck
Oxy so it's kind of like the same thing. You know what I mean?
So you guys both kind of like even each other out, you know, but now I'm telling you this now
I'm telling you this, you know, because you know, we're cool, right?
We're, you know, so you could, you know, I'm snitching to you, you know, so you could take that into account.
You know, I'm like, you know, you know, I'm giving you a heads up, you know, that, you know, you know.
Listen, I'll do what I can.
All right. I'm not, uh, you know, I've already been, uh, have already been set, though, like one year, like one year.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
What's the, what, what do you think?
What do you think is the most I'll look at?
I
Listen I feel like it's it's I'll tell you what the commissioner started it because it's not what he's going with 15 years
He started at 15 years. Okay. That's where it starts, right?
But I did a lot of work. I don't have to bring it down. So I probably brought it down like what I probably don't like eight years, you know
We'll see I'd say it's a good guess like I brought down eight years, you know
So I'd have seven years or five years or three.
So it's a very good guess.
Okay, good.
Three years is fair.
Three years is fair.
For me to go to trial and possibly get murdered after three years is more than fair.
Potentially, we'll see.
Maybe it'll be ten.
Who knows?
Ten?
I don't know where it's going to be at.
Ten?
I don't know if I can snitch on ten.
I don't know.
I can snitch on like five or four.
But three years I'll snitch, you know, but for ten, I don't know. I might be sick that day. I don't know. I'll talk to you later, I'll speak.
I have a question for you.
Oh, what was that?
I have a question for you.
Are you looking at doing parole at all? Are you open to parole? Because that will help.
If it brings down the time I spend in jail, you can give me whatever parole you want.
Okay.
All right.
But if you leave me in jail, no one's here to control Amber. And you know Amber, right?
Yeah, that's...
You know, so if I'm in jail, she's out there doing whatever she wants, and...
You're gonna decide that for the fate of your officers, okay?
If you want to protect them, you gotta help me out or you gotta help each other out of here.
You know, we're a team.
You make a very compelling case share, boss.
Why are you telling me?
See, okay, just take this.
Three years, all right, three years.
Okay, I'll talk to you soon.
Oxford, okay.
Thank you, sir, three years.
Goodbye.
Think that worked?
I think I have a very hard burger.
How could they resist?
I have to go get food or I'm going to die.
I have nothing but burgers.
Chad, you think that worked?
You think that helped?
Or did I make it worse?
I don't know what to do with it.
Is it burned?
She has a Johnny's something. Johnny's silver or something.
Who the cyber fuck is this?
Yeah, it's your problem. I gotta swear so much you yuck and moron just can't. I'm just...
Jeez!
Jeez, I don't even wanna talk to you. You sound like a yuck and jerk!
Go.
Hello, Chateau, find out that...
Oh, that's too much for you, is it?
What?
Yeah, you say yuck all the time.
You just sugarcoat your curse words to feel better about yourself,
but it's not a curse...
but it's not a curse...
but it's not a curse...
Yeah, but it's taking place of one, therefore you are.
You can't prove that...
You can't prove that Johnny killed her friend...
What kind of a name is that Johnny Silver Band?
You looking for a nest runner?
Are you that bored?
Is your life that low?
Hey, what the cyber fuck is you thinking?
What?
A cyber what?
You've heard me but you're me.
I say that one more time.
What is your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your,
your, your, your name?
My name is Chatterbox.
Yeah, dumb stupid Johnny Silver.
Chatterbox.
Hey, make fun of my name.
Yeah, my name is Cool, okay?
Because I talk a lot, okay?
What's the big deal, man?
At least my name means something.
What do you got?
You talk a lot?
You talk a lot?
Yeah.
Let's see how much you talk
when I hang up the fucking phone.
Wait, what?
I see what.
I don't know if he just said that Ray posted something on socials but there's a thing there.
It was weird. I saw a notification come up that she posted something and it's gone.
Maybe she deleted it really fast? Or can you even delete it?
Yeah. I don't know.
Oh, let me see. Yeah, you can. She might have deleted it.
Wish that that was odd.
Yeah, look at her page. She only has one... one picture.
I don't know, she probably just deleted it.
Should I call her?
I mean, do you want to?
I mean, I know I need to.
You don't have to, Tessa.
It's not something you have to do.
Put it off.
Huh?
Well, I put it off yesterday because I figured she'd be at that PD Academy.
I mean, you can try if you want to, yeah.
You remember the main thing you got to ask?
Does it have to be her?
Yeah, is there a consequence of just I get randomly killed somewhere else, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean if you want to but you can't do it over the phone though
Like you could call her to try to meet up with her but you can't do it over you can't like talk about this on the phone
So no payphone
I don't know because I don't know if this guy like listens I don't
Maybe if you call it can you can ask her if it's safe to talk on the phone on the payphone
Just you know cross out any possible things first, you know
Well
You don't have to do it Tasha, I don't want you to be nervous.
I don't want it.
You don't have to do it, it's okay.
I mean it's not that I don't want to, it's just I'm scared she won't talk to me.
I don't know what to do in that scenario.
Introduce yourself as former Ranger.
Maybe she'll be more willing to talk to you if you kind of start like that.
You know what I mean?
Maybe.
Kind of bring that up.
Start somewhere else, you know?
You came to us when she was already, no, you were, no, she knew who I was, yeah, yeah,
you down there okay if you okay well I mean you could try you could try don't
be don't be scared that she's not gonna not gonna talk to you cuz if she's not
gonna talk to you it's not cuz she doesn't want to talk to you it's more
probably just because she knows that you and I are like extremely close
Yeah
If you want to try try
I think we need to think on the worst a little more. I don't know. I maybe I'll do it tomorrow. Okay
Is that okay, no, no, it's okay
I don't want to rush into it and say the wrong stuff.
I gotta go back to prison anyway, Tessa.
Okay.
I'll be ahead.
I'll try tomorrow.
Okay.
That's fine.
Are you sure that's fine?
Yes.
Okay.
And if you're not gonna, don't feel like waking up tomorrow, Tessa.
Do it Monday.
Okay.
Don't worry about it.
I'll probably wake up tomorrow.
Don't worry about it, don't worry about it, it is what it is.
It's not like, no matter what you find out now won't change the course of what's going
to happen because I have to go back to prison first.
Yeah I know.
It's just, it's important to me.
And, you know, the last thing I want to do is yuck it up.
That's not wrong.
You can't yuck it up.
Are you going to say anything that's not true?
No.
No.
Then there's nothing to worry about.
Anything you're gonna say, stuff that I would say?
Probably.
Wait, you don't...
I love when I say things differently.
Yeah, well, I mean, you're more, um, calculated with how you speak, I'm more like.
the yuck yeah anyway um yeah just don't worry about test it don't stress no
stress no need to stress okay okay okay okay but who knows I'm gonna wake up
later I'm boys up and down you know me yeah okay well if I see you later I
I'll see you later.
All right.
Just call me if you wake up.
All right, good night.
Bye.
Oh, dude, Fortessa.
Fortessa, bro.
X criminal now cop and lawyer.
Love that.
Love that.
Love that.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah.
That's uh, man.
Hey, how you been today?
Alright.
I've been alright.
It's been coasting.
What about you?
You've been coasting or coasting?
No, coasting.
You know, just going with the flow.
Yeah, kind of the same today.
Today's uh, it's something that we've been doing.
I don't know, I was on for most of the day, which is kind of nice.
What have you been doing?
Um, some forming.
Uh, some of that.
And please, uh, $6,000.
Um, oh, January was around today.
We saw her.
Nowhere!
January!
Yeah!
Oh, shit!
Yeah!
She said she was jet-lagged, but that's true.
She's gonna be around more often.
Hey, January, you like your day one?
Um, yes, yes, yes.
She's like your best friend, man.
Yeah, she is.
Yeah, it was good to see her.
Remember seeing that in your book once?
Yeah, wait.
Oh yeah, I forgot you read the book.
I forgot to give you this book.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, well, today's just been kind of, kind of doing that.
Trying to, really trying to help.
Oh, happy to try to get the stuff that he needs for, for the weeb.
Um...
But other than that, that's been kind of intubating.
He was crashing out because I guess he told Maddie he does that?
Yeah, yeah.
He was crashing out about it!
He was really funny.
Was it that bad?
He called Kirk and he was like,
Oh man, these clowns can't tell nothing.
Okay, well Trico's talk to him, right?
Trico understands his frustration.
She said like, because most of the other people find out,
okay, listen man, if I'm sorry, he won't do it again.
So we're going to stay and we're squared.
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
Also Amber called now.
She found out about, you know, who?
About Ray's, so she ends up,
she might, she's on the list now.
So Kat's at the back.
Uh oh.
Yeah, so Amber, surprisingly, called Twinkles and told him about it.
And it was like she didn't know who I was to call.
So she called Twinkles to for like an advice.
And she said, okay, you call Chatty and let him know.
And then call him back.
So, kind of proud of her.
I'm all right.
I'm all right.
Well, I mean that is a good first step
She has grown I wouldn't give her that much credit yet
Yeah, just just it doesn't have a tiny little bit, you know cuz you know the old ever would have called like oh my gosh
I just hope she doesn't confront her. I'm gonna have to give it a I'm gonna have to make sure ember knows not to go and talk to her
This is gonna try talking to her tomorrow
I'll go one
That's a super nervous
Yeah, cuz Tessa didn't really know her right
She did, but not all that, I guess not like we know her, you know?
Yeah, that's going to be interesting.
Okay, well hopefully that goes well.
Yeah, I hope so.
Yeah, well what you doing now?
I'm just at home. I just got here, just hanging out for a little bit.
I've been in the city all day. What's that?
A shower for now.
I'm at home. Yeah, at the funnels.
I can get you to just wipe it up in a little bit.
What? Yeah, I'll be here. I'll probably be here.
Alright, see you.
Alright, see you, brother.
Bye.
Oh, this is done.
These tables are done.
Check the mailbox.
I should check the mailbox.
I only got a bunch of fines.
Oh
Oh you said a prank request in the prank call oh shit okay I'll do it mod mod it was it's
still active right it is okay thank you guys appreciate appreciate it
thank you for the heads up
May young wait me young playing now
Oh
That wasn't no not now. Oh, oh, I guess I'm excited from it. I
Like to see all of them on there bro on here, bro. They there they're like they can make something out of nothing
Oh, it's bell, okay, yeah, I like the lights the reflections and stuff like that.
I like it.
Okay, who am I going to brink off?
No, you don't.
Oh, thank god.
Oh fuck would you when you when you get a nice room
Oh, that's a nice one.
I think I'll come in there.
Oh, I call one of them now, I can't.
Hello, you're a doctor, a lady, are you a messenger, yes, ambulance people, yes.
I am EMS.
problem I just need advice medical advice this guy come up come my house right
he's here and and we get to argument yes we fight a little bit but not like with
fish but with words you know argue and and and he go he was going to leave the
house but my front door by the bed the stairs to the basement and I bump into
him because I'm mad he fall down hockey stick down there in pallium through his
through the stomach. How do I remove? Do I remove now?
Uh, no. Not remove it? What do I do? He's turning a blue. He's not looking good.
Get him to the hospital. But if I take him to the hospital, the police are going to know
I push him. I need help. It's in the stomach. I put the Pepto-Bismo in there. I remove
the stick, put the Pepto-Bismo in there. Fill it up, yes?
You should not have removed the stick.
No, not yet, but I'm going to do this.
No, no, do not do that.
That will kill him.
Okay, but you're looking already. He's like dying.
How save? How save?
Get him to the hospital.
I cannot, I know car.
Uh...
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I dropped the thing on his head.
You okay?
Hey.
Hey, wake up, wake up, are you okay?
Hey.
No, he's not saying nothing.
You know, look at me no more.
Okay.
I bring him to a public space and call 911 anonymous
and run away, yes?
Maybe a good idea?
That could get him help, sure.
Yes, yes.
I'm currently not duty.
Okay, okay, okay, I do this. Thank you for help. I leave a note saying you and you with your name number if they need a more
Instruction. Thank you. Appreciate
Thank you
The petto Bismarck
Why is it always raining?
You know I don't mind it too much.
I like that the weather is very active.
Just wait chat.
Oh, imagine when the winner comes around.
You think they're gonna put the snow in?
I'm excited for that.
I like that when they do that for a whole month,
two months they do uh... snow
i was gonna i have to go afk really quick chat but i was gonna do something
but
you know chat box is not gonna be dancing right now shit
that motorcycle pulled up
i had a feeling
something was up with that bike
always twinkles
I'll be right back in two minutes, all right.
Two minutes.
Lurkers radio check.
I
Okay
So restart it's in 10 minutes
Wow! Didn't see that coming!
Way longer than two minutes, sorry.
Sorry.
I love the cinematic cam chat.
I love that we could do this now.
Where was this in 4.0, you know what I mean?
Can you imagine this cinema, the angles, everything we could have did and for?
But we didn't have it.
And guess what?
cinema, so I'm happy.
Just be glad you can use it now. You damn right. You damn right!
What a yuck is this what this is a cowboy farming outfit you like it's great
You're farming now.
Yeah, it's to help a happy.
Oh, the whole thing that you're...
That's right, that's right.
That's good, man. How are you doing good?
Yeah, it's going good so far.
Also, it goes on top to some sanitation people.
They've been doing it.
I had to invite it and then Tukuzuna tried to talk to her about like maybe making a contract whatever
Uh, and then Tukuzuna just paid her so she'd come here and be behind it
Should we give her a key?
Ah, no! Wait, uh, did they get a clean inside?
Uh, I don't know
I don't know either, because she did say we'd carefully leave these stuff on the ground too because that's supposed to be contributing to like random stuff
But, not sure if it's 100% true
Okay, anybody else here?
Oh yeah, these are my tickets.
Yeah, tickets still have some pages too.
See, how does this look actually?
Ah, I don't know.
See how does this look actually?
Yeah
Hey, what's up, Marley?
Good night.
Yeah, yeah, it's been a long day.
You sound stoned.
I'm very stoned.
Marley, what are you not stoned?
That's the real, what are you not stoned?
Yeah, that's a good question actually.
Um, you usually when I'm dank cropped, that's when I'm out of weed, you know, I'm dank cropped.
Ah, and when is that never?
No, it's a lot.
I don't think that light bulb was good to you.
You look sick.
Big wonders for me.
I look great.
What's your definition of great?
Uh, better than before.
Che, did you know what he got that?
How many pictures does he take?
Yeah, where'd you get the liposuction?
Yeah, what the liposuction?
I salatiate the commissioner 14 times
Or between ten and fifty dollars and and he got upset and he didn't want to pay me
So I got a liposuction
I'm gonna get him
Yeah
I'm not.
Marley.
What?
What do you mean?
Everyone has to have something to look forward to.
Hey, what's up?
Marley looks sick.
Look at that.
He looks sick.
He doesn't look like he's sick.
Yeah, and on socials.
Ah, do you want to see Marley Rage?
Oh, good.
OK.
What?
Hi, Gene Simmons.
I'm a really big fan.
I fucking hate it here.
Ha!
We were at the hospital, and I was like,
three people outside. I don't remember who they were, but it's one of them.
Oh my god.
Anyways, I had there's three people outside. I was like, hey,
there's a guy that comes out with a white face paint and her red nose.
So I'm just asking him if he's like, Jean Sim is like child or whatever.
And he comes out and we start talking and the guy asked him, like,
I don't even know who the guy was, but he's like, hey, you look a lot like Gene Simmons
and I tried to play it off that I didn't like, like coach him.
Marley got so bad.
Marley.
Marley, you don't need to get upset, Marley.
Gene Simmons Jr.
You're funny as hell.
I'm not going to lie.
I was like, I was caught up in the game.
I was caught so long, Goddard.
That was crazy.
I don't even know who James is.
Kiss.
Oh, that guy!
Oh!
This makes so much more yucky sense.
Goddamn it.
I need plastic surgery again.
I don't know what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Any news on the funhouse art?
It's gonna be a while.
ERP?
No, I don't know what the fuck this is.
I'm not gonna lie.
I
Show me better
But my mark my mark really
you
Alright, Chad. I'm making one more cup of tea. God dang.
I
You bail
All right
All right.
Ah
Okay, I'm so nervous to know how long we're gonna get in prison
Consequence to our actions, but I'm nervous. I am nervous
Very very nervous I
Just hope it's not to anything crazy, you know what I mean?
Even though we deserve it
Good thing we have sub goals to keep us busy.
You're right.
You are absolutely right on that.
I've clocked.
You are absolutely right.
I'm gonna do Dumbleday. I am gonna like one of those days in prison chat. We will do a Dumbleday
I'm so nervous for this Bob Ross painting bullshit dude I
Hate painting I can't stand it
I'm so bad at it, bro
And I'm this chat is full of really talented artists you guys are all gonna be like what the fuck is he doing?
What was the last time you painted?
I don't know, kindergarten?
Probably like a fucking kindergarten or some shit?
Paint the tree!
Fill in the lines!
the tree in
I'm terrible at it, dude. Terrible.
It's time.
It's time.
All right.
We are watching Treehouse.
I
Got some string. Oh shit
What the fuck?
Ha, ha, ha!
Oh
I
Know bro
This guy is a fucking monster bro.
We just go to the ranger station.
Wait, what about Oxbe?
Oxbe!
Oxbe!
I gotta snitch!
I gotta snitch you now!
Oh god!
Okay, you know that dumb little PCUK Francis?
That little PCUK, that suddenly drank a lot of milk and now he's not a little dumb
PCUK anymore?
Now he's a huge PCUK!
You know that dumb little PC-Yuck Francis?
That little PC-Yuck that suddenly drank a lot of milk
and now he's not a little dumb PC-Yuck anymore?
Now he's a huge PC-Yuck?
Never met him, no, but keep going.
It's a dummy. His name is Francis.
Okay, he's a little scrimp, okay?
He just sent me a picture saying he caught these birds near my house
and in his apartment, he's a bunch of wild birds trapped
Being held there in little cages, man!
Okay, alright, send me a photo of the birds of the adred.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the adred says, but I know what the birds are!
I've got the picture of the birds! It's just apartment!
You can see the back, it's just apartment, man!
Okay, I'll see what we can do, alright?
I'll send you right now! I'm sending it!
Alright. Thank you, Captain.
off of off of her oxy
they fell I'll call you back I didn't say
actually I think I could do this while we're on the phone hey man how are you
hey yes they called me an hour ago what's up
I'm just curious what you were doing
I get out looking at new satchels
I'm a satchel guy now.
You're a satchel guy now.
Yeah, I think I'll break it all be honest with you.
I think I'll pull it off.
I think we're going to break the satchel back.
Phil, can you even afford a satchel?
Not at the moment, no, but I'm going to make my dad buy me satchels.
You're going to make...
You think your...
Will your dad do it?
dad do it i need a column so i could get my insulin shot
and you should call him you know he was around all day
uh... with his other kid
yeah i picked you up for a second
did he bring you for your insulin shot earlier?
no he didn't feed me either bell fed me
what do you mean bell fed you?
bell fed me i was gonna pass out the house and i found some band-aid to eat
and they bailed by me some burgers and fries.
You ate Band-Aids?
Yeah.
I don't do what I had to do with the Rafa.
But you can't eat Band-Aids.
You get it.
That could kill you.
And?
How?
Band-Aids help you.
No, Band-Aids.
Look Phil, Band-Aids are to stop like bleeding
and like dirtiness getting into like a wound.
Yeah, I won't, I'll stop my stomach
for bleeding for hunger.
What are you doing, Ben?
I'm hot waterin' it right now.
You're hot waterin' it hard.
Yes.
Where are you?
Bad guy now.
Hey, I got it.
You're a bad guy now.
Kinda by the prison.
Like the new prison?
Yeah.
And you're...
Somebody just pulled up, I gotta go.
Oh my god, Wendy, put some clothes on!
What?
Okay, first of all, I was swimming and there's no bathing suits in this city.
This is all I have.
I'm okay.
Well, alright.
I just...
Somebody just drove by and it was really weird.
I gotta find out who that was.
Okay, I have a knife.
Wendy, Wendy! Dress like that! Dress like that!
What? Are you saying I can't fight someone dressed like this?
Well, this is just weird!
This is just weird!
I'm gonna distract them and then fuck them up, chatty!
I'm losing myself to protect this home, okay?
Also, chatty?
Wait, hold up.
hold up
no
chatty
what chatty
what do you have the full mask
yeah
if i find liquor bottles in your room i'll start drinking again too
There's nothing in my room, Wendy. There's nothing even in there.
Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, stop!
There's nothing in there! There's nothing in there that you need to be concerned about!
I need to be concerned about? No, I'm gonna go and look in there.
I've had this mask on for such a long time and you're just noticing now?
It freaked me out, man.
It freaked you out.
I don't like it.
do you not knock no knock we're having this discussion now what discussion about
what I called someone earlier she was an element list now you didn't why I did
Why?
Because I have 1,467 drawings for her.
I had that conversation ago then, Wendy.
About 30 seconds she said I have to go and she never called me back and now I'm really sad.
Yeah.
What?
What?
Tray, what are we gonna do? What's going on?
There's nothing we can do, Wendy.
She's a cut now, she's on to bigger and better things, Wendy.
Is she on drugs?
No.
I wish that was the case. I would have put her there.
Sorry, you're fucking with me. Nice. Nice, you're fucking with me.
I'm not, Wendy. I'm not.
What?
Why would she do that?
Because she has to.
It doesn't make any sense, Shady.
Life doesn't make any sense, Wendy. Life doesn't make any sense.
What do you mean she has to?
Just a what?
You said she has to be a cop.
Yeah, if she wants to stay on the straight and narrow path to success, yep.
to success, yep. And you know what, Wendy, I think we need to let her have time.
I will let her have time because that is your choice and she is your love. But I would also
like to point out you are the one who told me that I should tie them up and not let them leave
again well let them leave but I'm just saying can't time I didn't follow your
advice and it went what horrible chatty I didn't follow your advice at all yeah
well it was bad it was stupid I hate it so we'll tie her up and put her in the
basement Wendy you can't touch something that never came back
She may be here, but she's not here, Wendy.
Oh, God.
Does she have her own yagger?
Oh, not again, man.
What?
I want to get sniped.
No, Wendy.
No.
I have the urge to ask you if you're okay, but I know you're not.
So I'm just going to say whatever you need, I'm here.
I appreciate that. Just time. Give her time. I prefer people that throw alone.
Okay, I'll leave her alone then. Because as much as I'd like to explain, it's just,
you know, never makes sense. It's okay. It doesn't need to.
But Wendy, I do wish she was here. I do wish she was here.
It was so too. I have the drawings and the pink razor.
That thing is so old one.
I crawled through the rubble for it.
Oh, shes.
Okay, okay.
You're the one who came into my room in the middle of the night and held a knife to my face and told me to never touch the razor again.
Of hers in the shower.
I don't want you touching any of this stuff from in here.
What? How am I going to do you a laundry? How are you going to get fresh towels, Shady?
Okay, well that's just...
You know I can bring my own laundry down to the washroom.
The stairs and he shakes the whole house and all your pictures fall off.
Okay, let's just...
There's no pictures in here right now, maybe.
So what's that about?
So you could purposely take them down?
There's no point in them being up.
But the one of you, Tessa's nice. You want the one of you, Tessa?
Mm-hmm.
I don't know why you need to your room in your space and I'll respect it, but I'll keep them in case you want them again one day
Okay, okay
Okay, I
Just have one last question. Uh-huh
Why the fuck is there a microwave in your bathroom?
I'm hiding it from Kirk
That's
Bad tracks a lot. Yeah
Well, you know, if you ever want to talk or not talk or watch Wicked, you let me know.
Okay, thanks Wendy.
There's a lot of other musicals we could watch too.
Okay.
There's a Legally Blown the Musical we could also watch.
Just putting that Legally Blown the Musical we could also watch.
That sounds terrible.
Awesome.
Yeah.
That sounds great.
That sounds great.
Oh my God.
Oh, she called her huh? Oh fuck. What the fuck did Wendy even say? Oh my god.
I don't Wendy, I'm on bail right now.
Somebody keeps stealing all of my clothes out of my room, so this is literally all I have.
I unfortunately don't.
I'm going to run to Great Sea.
Yeah, I don't have a car because I can't steal them.
I'm on bail.
Oh, yeah.
What's up with that?
You know what?
I'm sure you've been through a lot.
It's all over the news, Wendy.
Thank you.
I know.
I've seen you do some fun in your whole day talking about it, so I'm here to need you.
Thank you.
I'm going to go to bed now, I'm going to go to bed now.
of
fuck?
Wendy, what in the-
Wait, there's a garage there.
I hope he picks up. I hope you don't oh my god. Oh my god the capture of birds killer feather plier
How can I help you? I don't believe you I don't believe that those things are in your apartment
I think that's Photoshop one second one second. I've got a shoe the ball
Fuck this guy fuck this guy
It's not the bitch don't find this motherfucker
Oh, I didn't know where I could get radios.
One, lower your tone because you are double annoying and then you won't-
Oh my bad.
Oh my bad.
Two.
Don't because radio's is for losers.
Three, shut up!
Bye.
What the fuck?
Fuckin' Jenna, bro.
I
Stop stop stop stop doing that
What the fuck is your problem? Why do you care about birds?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You can't be poaching birds, man! It's illegal!
What's it poaching? If you kill them, I'll sell them?
Or both?
Why don't you just kill gang members instead, you stupid little piece of yuck?
Well, I don't have a gun to do that. You see, what I'm doing is I'm being humane.
I'm using a tranquilizer. I put them to sleep, and then I skin them while they're asleep.
What?
Where are you?
They don't feel a thing.
Although that makes things look a little bit much as weird.
They feel it when they wake up.
You, you, you jerk.
Oh no, they don't wake up here.
They die. Yeah, they die.
I stopped them after once.
Where are you?
Where are you?
I'm at the lighthouse on the roads over there.
What you mean?
Yeah, that was a bird on the road, so I took his feathers, bro.
What's a road?
Do you eat a burger shop, bro?
Yeah, I eat a burger shop all the time.
Yeah, I gave them like 20 chunks of meat yesterday, all from this shit.
You've been eating the birds.
No!
No!
No!
Oh
You can rob these houses chat the fuck
where is this fuck
of
Hello?
Oh, hey, um, did you meet anything?
What are you mean?
Well, he called me like 20...
20, 30 minutes, oh, 24 minutes ago.
Yeah, I just seen what you were doing, that's all.
Ah.
Aww, okay.
Have you seen- are you okay?
Eeeh...
Yeah, I'm okay.
Young drugs!
No!
Why do you sound like that?
Um...
Living's test.
About what?
Uh...
Eh, it's okay.
Uh, no, no, it's not! Wait!
Amber, I've heard this before!
Last time you did this to me, you said,
ah, it's fine.
And then all of a sudden, it was a whole thing,
and it was bad.
So you tell me right now what's going on.
It's OK.
I've been up.
I'll speak to Trinko about it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ember, I'm telling you right now.
You are going to tell me right now what the yuck
is the problem.
I don't know how to say it.
You gonna tell me that cop's is back in town?
I don't know how to say it.
You gonna tell me that cups is back in town?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've known.
There's a lot going on with that, Amber.
And the only thing I need people to do is to try to, like,
not get involved in it because it's, it's, it's complicated.
I know everybody misses her, and it's complicated.
Oh, yeah.
I just, uh, left Malice today.
Yeah.
I didn't want to go straight to Yale, but I didn't know how you would react.
Um, I hate cold twinkles.
Yeah.
We've, me and twinkles have known for a few days already.
Good days?
Yeah.
And she doesn't want to have anything to do with me.
So, it is what it is.
what it is. Oh, is it just Raymond now? No more cops? Same person. Same thing, same
person. It's just her. The last time he ate for me, she was going up to a mountain to
Just thought some things with herself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How long is a girl?
Four years.
I didn't know if it was really her or not.
Oh, it is.
No, Amber, I get it.
Like, I was the sad, you didn't want to,
I didn't believe it either.
Hey.
I called her, but I didn't say anything, and I hung up.
She needs time.
She sounds healthy.
Yeah, I guess she sounds like it, huh?
She didn't sound sad or anything.
No.
I want to call it again if you don't want me to.
You shouldn't.
I'm just going to leave it.
Yeah.
You should just leave it.
If you give a yuck of water.
There be.
Yeah.
Yeah
I'm sorry for being in a top
It's okay. I already knew and I'm glad you were gonna tell me. I'm glad you were gonna say something
You were gonna tell twinkles, whatever
At least that's not doing what you used to do and like do the wrong thing. You did the right thing
You're just not too much different Ember, remember?
There's nothing wrong with the way you are.
You're only a little bit.
But that's all of us.
Okay, but that's all of us.
It's going to be alright.
One way or another, we'll see.
I'll ask if you still want that.
Amber, I don't think I need to answer that question.
I think you know the answer to that question.
Everybody knows the answer to that question.
Everyone.
I'll try to catch out of the bag now.
out of the bag now. I mean, it's been out of the bag, but with the clowns inside of the bag.
Isn't that crazy? Everybody's like, all the clowns are sad about it, you know what I mean?
That character's presence was important in this role-play house, bro, uh...
We've
Oh god
Oh
Shit my pain
Oh, Chad. Oh my God. I got to tell you guys this. Fuck it. Oh man. Me and Allie. So I
I went to, we went to the city, so Ali's Jeep, the Falcon Jeep, the battery is shot, right?
So if you don't drive it for a couple of days, it doesn't start, right?
So but if you drive it, like if I drive, if I boost it, let's say like it's dead, right?
So I'll pull my battery charger out of the garage and I'll bring it out to the Jeep
and I'll boost the Jeep and we'll drive to the city, stop somewhere, it'll always
start again because the drive from where we live to the city is enough time for
the alternator to do its magic. Well, I was like, okay, I'm sick of this shit. You
know, let's let's go get a new battery. It's time to go get a new battery. And
this, my time is limited because we're doing other things. I'm like, fuck, we're
gonna go to the city and change the battery. I'm like, I gotta start streaming.
Fuck. I'm like, it's okay. We'll make it work. So we went grocery shopping,
And we come back up to the Jeep click click like like like like like I'm like fuck
But I already stopped to buy a battery before we went grocery shopping
This is the one time or I thanked myself because I had my toolbox in the back of the in the trunk of the Jeep I
Had the two ahead of my toolbox. So I was able to change it in the parking lot. I
I was so relieved but I'm going to tell you this whoever designed the Jeep I want to beat
the fuck out of you the way you do where the battery goes is fucking stupid what what
a dumb ass spot to put the battery. Fuck you.
The pain in the ass, dude.
I changed my truck battery in the parking in a parking lot a
few like like a like a month or two ago. Okay, it was easy.
Oh, boom, boom, done.
The Jeep, dude, I was like, this is fucking bullshit.
I'm going to tell you this right now, Chad.
My truck, okay, so I have my 87 Ram, right, but that's my baby.
That one's like barely moved, it's normally in the garage, nice and clean, you know, it's
I want to die with that truck, you know, I love it.
But my 2004 is my daily drive, that's my work truck, like it does, it works.
And it's a 2004 and it runs really good still, it runs really good still, but the
The body is rotting because of all the salt, right?
So at some point, the rot is gonna take over
and it's not gonna be allowed on the road anymore.
They're gonna stop me,
because it's gonna be deemed unsafe.
At some point, yeah, I still got quite a bit of time with it.
I still got quite a bit of time with it,
but when the day comes that that truck has to retire,
there is not a chance in hell,
No chance in this world that I will ever ever ever buy a new truck.
This is not going to ever happen.
You think I'm going to spend 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100,000 or more on a fucking truck?
It's not going to happen.
Zero chance.
I am going to go to the USA and I'm going to look for another like early late nineties
early 2000s truck to bring back to Canada that has no rust on it that I can daily again.
Because I like vehicles that if I break down on the side of the road I can fix it.
And I don't just stand there like I'm fucked.
At least I can fix it.
Go to a body shop and fix it if the engine is good?
No.
They charge insane insanity money because it just comes back.
The rust just comes back and bad and quick.
It comes back quick.
It would cost more to fix the rust on the truck than it would to get another truck that
year in the state somewhere.
You need a laptop and having to do 100 different scant.
Dude, yeah.
See new cars?
Uuugh!
I fffuck, dude.
There's just too much, uh, gadgets. Too many gadgets I can't...
Like, I can't wrap my head around.
My- Okay, one of my uncles' chat.
He has a newer, like, GMC, he's a diesel.
It's a really nice truck.
It's fffuckin' new.
And, uh, he- he asked me, like, uh, oh yeah, I went to my- one of my, uh...
Allie's the Jeep.
I was getting a, it was a bigger job I was getting done on.
I don't remember exactly what it was,
but it was a big job that I was like, I'm not touching.
So I brought to my mechanic.
So every time I bring a vehicle to my mechanic,
it's close, it's not too far from,
where the fabrication shop that I used to work for,
like I used to be a pipe fitter chat,
and we had a fab shop that sometimes like,
you know, pre job, like before we go to a job,
like we fab up whatever, much pipe there and shit.
So I would always go there, because sometimes I get to see some of the guys, whatever, and I'd just hang out with them, right?
Every time I go there, they're always like, yeah, come here, it's nice, right?
And my uncle works there, so I would always go to see him.
And he's like, hey man, you know, if you don't want to just hang out here all day, you can take my truck and go see your grandma and grandpa or something.
I'm like, yeah, you know what, I'm going to do that, I'm going to do that.
So I took his truck to go see my grandparents, spend the day with them.
Bro.
I was angry in that fucking thing.
the seat there was like seat like you know like you guys ever see those vehicles and seat coolers
like you sit down it's like it blows it's not heated seats but like the cool air it's like a fan
I didn't know that was a thing okay until I drove this thing and it was on when I started the truck
and I'm like why the fuck is my ass cold why is my back cold and I was like this is I don't like
this so I'm like putting my hand behind my back and I'm like wait it's fucking
blowing cold air how do I I couldn't turn it off I didn't know how I had no
fucking idea how to do it there was so much menus and I do I was like done I'm
done with this shit I got back to my set I'm never driving your fucking
truck ever again. You know, my truck, my 87 doesn't even has a radio, but it
doesn't have a cassette player, doesn't have a CD player, doesn't have
any of that. No cassette, nothing. It's just a standard, like, late 80s
radio, okay? My 2004 has a CD player, and I'm perfectly okay with that. I'm
I'm perfectly okay with that the CD player is all I need. Okay. I don't give a fuck
First-hand Cummins Ram are the best trucks made. Hey, I got a first-hand. I have a first-hand, but it's not a Cummins
It's a W 150, but it's not a Cummins
Those trucks getting those funny a truck like that in good shape like no rust those things are like 50 grand
And I can't, I can't, I just can't spend that much money on a vehicle.
You hate that because you live in Winnipeg?
It must be in Arizona.
Yeah, that's true, that's true.
I mean, it gets hot as fuck here in Winnipeg too.
We get hot summers and cold ass winters, bro.
It looks like, looks like an 80k truck.
Oof.
I don't know how some of y'all do it.
My uh, my uh, my dad, my dad told me he goes, hey, if I, he said, if I ever like bought
a super expensive vehicle.
My dad would beat this shit out of me.
I'm 31 years old and my dad will beat the fuck out of me.
My dad's like one of those characters you see on like a TV show.
Like, you know, like, you know, a kid comes home and then there's your dad and the dad's like a fucking giant.
That's my dad, bro. He's huge. He's not fat. He's just a big dude. He's scary.
My parents used to own a tanning salon way back in the, like, a lot, like years ago.
They used to own a tanning salon when I was a kid.
And these guys would always come in and like harass my mom all the time.
And one day, but my dad would always be there like, my dad would work, my dad would get up at 3 a.m. go to work, get off of work at like 5, 6 p.m. and then go to my mom's tanning salon and work with her until she closed.
That was my dad.
So, they came in one time, it was like later in the day when my dad was there, but they
didn't know.
My dad was in like the back cleaning a tanning bed.
And these two guys come in, they're harassing my mom again.
And my dad, my dad came out and saw these motherfuckers.
He grabbed one of the guys, he was, he grabbed one of the guys and threw him through
the fucking glass door yeah and the other guy just fucking ran oh no I'm
telling you check grab the motherfucker and threw him through the door
that
dot they never came back they never came back
run the straight net galaxy
when dad strike nothing to fuck around with
well that's not even old chat my dad's like fifty-four
Fifty-five thirty-four fifty-five rough around there. He's not even old
I'm 31 he's 50 I think he's before
Wow you're almost that old
And he's young yeah, he's uh
He I had he had me they're in the early 20s when they my parents that kids early 20s
How was that I
Was a plane
Let's get a goober customer I want to go to
to
archa we booked up a goober ride we're going to burr shot
i'm twenty one watching you zero kids
enjoy a listen
enjoy your freedom
your freedom
i love my kids
but having kids young is hard
parking
really hard
but i'm i'd just turned thirty one
by all this is almost nine
It's about to turn nine.
Oh, somebody's actually showing up.
Someone's actually coming!
Where are they? They're right here. They're coming on Olympic
That's right you better drive you better get your ass over here
35 no kids makes me sad. Don't be sad. Don't be sad. Do not be sad.
Getting picked up by somebody, somebody named CeCe. Hopefully they don't cancel me if I know you're a clown.
I'm going to walk out of the house the exact same way as we did the other guy and see what happens.
Just walk out super slowly
What's going on
Here, the teenagers now, yeah, oh that's coming, oh boy.
Today was your birthday? Well, happy birthday.
Let's see if they're clear of getting close.
Passing the prison? Oh, yeah, they already passed the prison. Oh, they're moving.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Dude, you have poor Amber though.
Crying and shit.
Okay, okay, they're coming, they're coming, they're pulling up right now, there they are,
There they are.
Hello?
Did you ask for a goober?
Ah, yes I ordered a goober.
Is there a problem with that? Are you surprised about that?
No, we were just making sure you were a customer.
I don't give a damn about it.
Okay.
Okay, alright.
There's a bug over here.
So I don't give a...
Okay, a shoe?
Isn't that like court stuff?
Cause I don't do court stuff.
That's boring.
You're the liar.
You'd rather get shot in the foot.
You'd rather get shot in the foot?
You'd rather throw the court and get shot in the foot.
It sucks.
I don't know.
Okay, wait, no, okay. Let me amend mine.
What I said, I would rather paint the entirety of the courthouse with my eyelash than go to fucking court.
Okay, that's more reasonable. That's more reasonable.
Because getting shot sucks. I know this, I shot like five people the other day.
They looked hurt.
I know, I was there.
Yeah, well, I mean it was stage though, I was, you know, I was only supposed to shoot Vivik one time in the ear.
And then I panicked and kept shooting and, you know, I'm not really good at guns.
I'm so sorry, you know.
And then the cops shot that girl and she's gonna get a lot of money now.
Yeah, yeah, shoes me right?
I think so.
Listen, I would have felt bad for her but she was a gang member a few years ago and she was a really bad person.
You know, it might be her karma, you know what I mean?
Yeah, maybe.
That's fair. I mean, she's gonna get a lot of money, I think.
So she'll probably dry her tears with a fat sock.
I don't know how much she's gonna do it for.
She probably owes me half of that, because I did her favor.
I think she's to go to court and sue them.
All right, I'll have to call them.
You know, I'm owed. You know, I'm owed a little bit of that, you know?
Oh, I'm really sure you said that up.
Well, I mean, I mean I was told to do it otherwise they were going to foreclose my house
Vivicramus Squammy kind of forced my hand
Otherwise they were going to blackmail you. Yeah blackmailing me said if you ever got mayor without my help that he would
He would shut my doors. He would he would give my house to someone else because he's gonna be all powerful
He tricked me
It's okay. I'm out on bail right now, and I told the cops if the plea deal was really good
But I'll snitch in court. They're gonna go to court take them to court and I'll be a witness and I'll snitch
Yes, I can't drive up here on my own in the mocks
I don't got a driver's license that they pull me over I go back to jail. So I live off of goober now. Oh
Oh
Well, we can help we were really confused why it was asking us to come up to pick someone up so far away
There so they get assigned the person closest to you normally to pick you up
But we were all the way down here as I mean there were no other people doing goober up there
We don't mind we just
I'm confused.
Well, hey, easy $600 and some dollars in your pocket now,
you know?
Yeah, heck yeah.
That's great.
What is your name?
I'm Chatterbox.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Kenny.
I think I met you actually that time
that you called a bomb threat on one of your people
and then called the cops.
It was really funny.
I did do that.
You're right.
I did do that.
This is the right place.
How do I, how do we, how does this work?
Like a deal?
I think when you, I think when you get out,
just automatically takes it out of your head. Let's try that. Let's try that. Let's try that.
Gail, it's nice meeting you. Did it work? We'll come support you in court.
I don't know, but did you drive to...
I think we'll drive away and then it'll... Yeah, maybe we'll drive away.
And if it doesn't work, come back and I'll give you cash. If it doesn't work, come back and I'll give you cash.
I will! I will! Okay, CC, nice to meet you! If it doesn't work, come back! I'll give you cash!
What the fuck?
you looking for hot dog?
Hot dogs.
Let me see you.
Thank you.
Let's go!
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
Two glizy hot dogs.
No I don't want any hot dogs!
I want hard stoppers.
I want hard stoppers!
I would like two hard stopper combos!
You quadruple cinnamon bunhead!
Like this.
What? You stupid clown. Who do you think you are? Well I am the new boss of Biggie Shots.
You're the new boss. You look like you just climbed out of a dumpster.
I am the dumpster. You look like you're out of some disgusting sewer pipe full of dirt and shit.
What did you just say?
You swearing at me?
Oh, yes. Motherfucker.
I'm gonna take my business outside.
I'm fucking...
Oh, Kettibark sign.
We don't want your business.
Ken, I'm being kicked out of here because I'm a clown.
She's kicking me out because I'm a clown.
Oh, okay, well, uh, she's the boss, I guess, right now.
Okay, I'm never coming back.
Oh, no.
Kettibark sign.
I'm never coming back. You'll have to beg me to come back to this place. Oh
There we go
I don't know if you guys are ready to watch this video, but I'll see you guys next time.
That's a good review, right?
That was a decent review, right?
You know, that was decent.
He's got a huge W.
Ha, ha.
That's when Chaddy huge W.
We're not going to go to jail.
We're not going to go to jail.
We're not going to go to jail.
Where's Herschel on his bed?
That cat is sleeping.
What are you doing still?
Oh, hey, chatterbox time.
Holy shit.
What do you want, Ken?
No, chatterbox, this thing.
Okay.
control over RoxyChan right now. Apparently Robert put her in charge, so now she supersedes me.
And you're a representation of that.
Listen, the power's going to your head and I can't do anything about it.
Clowns is energy. That's clowns is energy, man.
Well, be the clowns, just be the clowns, man, whatever.
Either you go there, man.
No, I don't have anything against clowns.
Either you get in there and you fix this.
I want her to owe me and apologize for her bull-yuck.
I'll try otherwise all 30 clowns will never go back there ever again
oh chatterbox sign that's not let's not you know get crazy I'll try I'll try my
best I'll get her to call you and apologize okay okay all right I guess
What's going to happen she locked up?
Let me just buy these
Are you on the limit I am I am
Save your phone number and I'll have I'll have to call you
Okay, I'll try to get her to call you but then we know the power is sort of bound to her head
Okay
I'm gonna come back any time. Go me inside chatterbox. I'll try to fix this. Okay
Hey chat you guys know what to do chat are you guys with it? Are you with it? Are you guys with it?
Hello!
Alright, Chad, we're gonna do something, and I need your participation.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright...
Alright, yeah?
I don't care if it's broken fix it fix it fix it
Fix it
I
Looking to understand what it means to be a grinder
Fuck
Oh
This is Margot Magdog Escargo. What do you mean?
Oh!
Kiff-la Margot!
Yeah, Kiff-la, man. Kiff-it means hello.
Margot! Margot! Margot! Margot!
I'm not being late.
I have to call you back!
Okay, guys. Get you!
I'll call her back cause I want to fuck with this guy first.
Ah, this is Rick.
Alright Rick, listen to me you dumb idiot.
Okay, being a grinder is losing self-respect for yourself,
for the people around you, and for the human race, okay?
Grinding is terrible for the soul, okay?
So why don't you shut up and stop looking for what it means to be a grinder
and look for something else, maybe look for a personality.
You stupid, dumb, idiot!
I
Haven't even said a word yet
You said hello
Listen my mercy prevails over my wrath
What
Are the talking dead
Everywhere in this city its grinders everywhere. You don't understand that I'm looking for my boy cool
I'm trying to get before it gets infected
Well, you might want to go look at the pawn shops, because that's where all the grinders
at.
The pawn shop.
That's right.
I'm going to do that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're what?
You're going to save them from being a grinder.
Is that the goal here?
Oh, yeah.
I'm trying to understand them.
Oh, my bad.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to defeat them.
You kind of have to understand how they are.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Super monotone.
Super.
Super.
The infection starts.
Oh.
And that's why I know you're not a grinder.
Really?
You've talked to me for over a minute and 30 seconds
without talking about wanting to do a job or make money.
You're having a genuine conversation
with another human being.
I just saw a goat post a van just
do a 360 spiral spin across an intersection
blasting through a red light.
I think I may have found a grinder.
See, that's the difference.
Check the back of that truck.
You're going to check the back of that truck.
He could be hitting that truck.
They're too fast.
They're too fast, I'm not in the core.
I'm not in the core!
Well, call a goober, that's what I did!
If I call a goober, they might give me a call
with another crime, or I can't take that risk.
Geez.
Well, they stay at it.
Why?
Okay, okay.
The fashion is everywhere.
Hey!
Hey!
What the?
Pull it over!
Listen, sir, I'll let you through.
I gotta check that they're infected.
Good luck, good luck.
Oh, fuck.
They let me go, they let me go, what's up, Margaret?
Oh, I thought you lied just to get off the phone.
Why would I do that?
Sometimes.
times. That's not I don't do stuff like that. What's going on, Margo? What can I help you with?
Hello, and Kip Fluff. My name is Margo Magna, a crack road, as cargo, and I am
performing a survey. Would you have some time to answer some survey questions? Sure.
Yes, yes, indeed. Salutations, whatever. Look, man, have you heard anything about
new epsilon oh yeah I've heard a lot about it yeah like what like what if you
hurt what kind of look the rumors are not what have you heard it's a makes a
period it's a bit pure pure pit pure pit scheme yeah
Hell's show!
Wha- what the- uh!
Hi!
What do you want?
Hey, just a quick question. It's super urgent. Are you in prison?
No.
Oh. I thought you like, did terrorism or something, no?
I'm an innocent man.
You literally told me you did it.
You know what?
Thank you for that information. Goodbye!
I'm sorry, Margaret.
Oh, hey chatty.
You called?
Oh yeah, um, I was just wondering if I can get a key cut, or...
Yeah?
Give me a blank key, I'll cut your key.
Okay, I got one.
Alright, where are you at?
Are you busy?
Mom, why not?
I'm at the south side, robbing the store.
Oh, you got a car?
Yeah, yeah, this crap one that I found at the funhouse.
I'm all done.
Yeah, you'll have to pick me up because I can't drive a car right now.
I'm on Bridge Street.
Walking away from the burger shop?
I'm on Bridge.
It's close to Burger Shop.
You'll see it.
Okay.
I'll see you in a minute.
All right.
All right.
Goodbye.
Bye.
I don't know what's crazy last night, huh?
I don't know who's killing me.
We're in such a dumb ass, bro.
It's so funny.
You look, you sound like Temple Grandin.
the fuck is that the hell is that girl what's your favorite burn character
ooh
ooh
You can't ask me that bro
Fuck man
I don't know
I'm not going to lie, I really like PDBOT and the reason why I like PDBOT so much is
because there's so much he was able to do with it.
Hello?
Hi Chatabox, this is Officer Vanessa Rose-Wood with Los Angeles.
Hello.
I'm just calling you to inform you, remember that consent form that you signed for us
to look through your phone.
I do, yeah.
Yeah, I'm just telling you that I've now officially subpoenaed it, so...
Wait, didn't you just look through it?
Just tip over it with you.
Yeah, but we actually needed, you know, the actual thing,
so we could use it against you properly.
Oh, use it against me.
Yeah, yeah, so we could probably, you know, use it against you quite a lot.
So, so you're telling me that your goal's to do this against me?
I snatched, I gave you everything you needed!
Yeah, you're supposed to say, Chattabox, we're subbed in your phone to protect you, okay?
To go after VIVIC RUMMAPAMI!
Yeah, honestly, the text messages are definitely helping with that.
Yeah, just don't read the clone group chat.
Just don't read that.
You don't want to read that.
Oh, god.
Not a nasty stuff in there.
Yeah.
I saw that.
I saw that.
Yeah, a lot of, a lot of stuff.
I saw that. I saw that.
Yeah, a lot of that.
Would you be able to do me a favor?
Well, I'm able to help my, um, the outcome of my, you know, my plea agreement, you know, cut it down a little bit.
I can definitely have a chat with the commissioner.
Perfect. That's perfect.
Hey, Cheryl, what do you need?
I just need every single clown phone number you have. Could you please send me a little contact?
I can do that!
What do you need up for specifically?
You know what I'm saying?
I just want to hug them.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
I can do this easy.
No problem. I'm on it.
I got him!
I'll get to the phone.
I'm on the phone with the cops right now.
Alright. I'm trying to get a reward.
What are you saying?
Sorry, sorry.
Send it because you also make sure it says their full legal name as well, so I can find them on the MDT.
I don't even know how to legal name.
I need to do my turn of problem.
Well that's not my problem, that sounds like a you problem. You gotta figure that problem out.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll figure it out.
Why do you gotta switch them up on the MDT?
So we make sure we have their clown names connected to their real name.
But that was just for your phone.
It's for both.
From both? Both what?
It's so they have an update MDT profile with that clown in real name.
And also I just kinda want all that for you both.
I'll see what I can do. I got you, I got you.
I'm gonna work on that right now, okay?
But I want my plea agreement maximum three years, alright?
Okay, I'll have a chat with the commission.
Alright, thank you, thank you, alright?
Cause I've been, I've been nothing but helpful, okay?
Three or more years?
It seems like a pretty harsh punishment
and I don't think I'll be able to testify in court
because I'll be so exhausted from prison.
Yeah, that prison's pretty tough.
You got a whole gym and everything in that.
If you want me to testify for you guys!
Okay, okay, set of legs, okay, okay, okay.
Ah!
Sorry about that, Moose.
How you doing, buddy?
Good, I think that there's no reward
for the successful capture of one Chatteray box.
I'm on bail I'm okay nice I heard you did big big moves that didn't work out so
well I worked out just fine
I'm just fine
as long as you're not dead
kind of makes me feel uneasy when I say something like that and you don't you
don't really follow it up with anything there's like a pause are you
Are you learning from Mama Tessa how to use pauses to make me feel bad?
No, Moose, I'm just...
Death follows some people and my time will come just like yours at some point in time in our lives.
Yeah, but that's the final word. Everything in Togang is just part of the adventure. That's all I'm saying.
What adventure?
Oh, the one we call life.
It's quite an adventure isn't it?
Yeah, I put it in the glove box
Something I'm predicting
Now we're gonna go to the apartment so I can get the key cutter and then we're gonna go to grave seats
I can cut it because I have to cut it while in the house
It's weird, but I can put the key with it, but it doesn't work. You have to physically cut it at the house
I wonder if it works for making new car keys.
Because when I woke up there, I had a new car in my parking spot!
But I didn't know and I threw the keys in the garbage and I haven't driven the car yet.
Are you going to the DMV?
Wait, there's a DMV? Why did I think of that?
Yeah.
Yeah, I asked in the group chat. No one answered.
Well, I'll even wait a long, long time until...
I
Am in
All right, oh
Hey, move slow down. What's the rush? Oh, um, I want to get out of the sun
You want to get out of the sun birds out there?
There's bars out there.
Oh yeah, there is bars out there.
Look at these letters I keep getting with, like,
I'm saying that I owe money.
Are they, are they, they're not real, right?
Oh, they're real, Moose, and they told me what I was in prison.
In about two weeks' time, they're going to have a system implemented,
and if you don't pay those fines, they're coming after you.
What are they going to do to me, though?
They're probably going to take assets away from you.
Pay it off.
Oh, I don't got any assets.
Well, take your car!
And you're going to go to prison for a very long time.
Not that again, really?
Well, it's not debtor's law, but it's...
They're gonna have... they're gonna do something that's not as bad, but still, like, gonna affect you.
Hey, I'm gonna check around and find out, then.
I mean, I'm gonna have a $200,000 ticket coming in the mail, too.
Yeah, you saw that on the docket.
You on the second floor?
Yeah! I don't feel like walking.
Oh. Yeah, that's...
You know a lot to drive is that your parole I can't do anything. I'm like I'm locked down
I should take you somewhere and then break the law and knock you out so that you get caught
You do that to me moose not get you back ten times worse
Be a good adventure and I did say adventure is fun
You know it's true you're owned by nest
Yeah, I don't know who they are, but I hear their names a lot. Yeah. Well, yeah, we owe
the money.
Oh, did we collect money? We didn't collect for me. Did we?
Huh?
Every clown that has a key once a week, for the next four weeks, has to contribute to the mortgage payment.
They wanted a million dollars for us to buy the land underneath the house, but I talked them down.
A million dollars? Don't the fucking dream him!
Okay, you don't swear! Quit swearing, you jerk!
Don the dream him!
How much do we have to pay every week?
Everybody's to just give two grand a week.
Oh, okay, okay, you pay last week loose pay last week
No, I didn't have a key to your for grand. Oh
No, wait, I think I have that where you got you down bad right now
No, I have $5,000 to my name to be a fine to it be fine to work
I got more money
What's here, what's your state?
Um, well, it's here, which is definitely a one zero nine six.
All right, get that invitation again.
Is that where I put the money?
No, no, no, still get to send you a bill.
There we go.
No, I'm first found, what?
Employment? Oh, that's...
Yeah. It's Funhouse! Okay!
109.6? Yeah, was that it?
Have you been playing with your social media on your phone?
Uh... Sometimes what?
It is, yeah, okay.
Good watch, dude.
I can't believe he said that just now!
Los.
What is this?
Yeah, yeah, I hate clouds and became a cop for the rest of-
Yeah, I can-
Is he on duty? Is he even working right now?
No, I don't think he's awake.
Oh, oh, that's my phone. Yeah, that's my phone. I got two two accounts now
So I can post as him and make him look bad chat. Hello chat
chat
Can't make me look like I'm supposed media famous. I get mad likes on my post man
Look at my most recent post. I got mad like
What the yuck
Oh, Lee man, this is a long silence.
What am I hearing right now?
Oh, Marley's on speakerphone.
Marley, say hi to Chadi.
Marley, I thought you were going to bed.
You gotta be kidding me.
I'm not ready to be an informer.
Oh, I don't really like to show my skin.
I think the spirit lives on.
You know what? You take this adventure on your own.
Retwatt, retwatt!
I will survive until the middle of the night.
Retwatt, my twat!
I retwatted my own twat.
And I liked it too.
Boomer!
Also, hey, do you have stumples?
Oh, somewhere I can get a very forward correct.
That is, I'm sighted.
Oh, uh, yeah, for sure, I'll text it to you.
I'll come here and upset with him.
Is it because of the twat he put out?
The fact that he's not a cop?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, you've gotta send the same thing to Kirk too, then.
No, Kurt, I'm waiting until one day and I'm like this short, so listening up, you get another prostitution charge,
but I'm gonna make this life incredibly difficult in higher time.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hello, I see me now.
I see me now.
Hey, hey.
Oh, Sandy, good luck with your stripping.
I hope you don't, I hope you don't trip, cause a tripper is not good.
Oh god, it's always bad when a stripper's crying.
What was your, what was your social media, you don't know how to just look, I'm playing on my phone.
Oh, 1.4 thousand likes?
Yeah man, famous!
You crossed the threshold. I can't like that.
What do you mean?
It's too mainstream for me.
I'm more of a low-key cool kind of guy.
Happy to have popped something.
Yeah, yeah. I think we can convince him to help me take out stumbles one night.
What are they?
Purple says I should be nice to him because he didn't kill me when I became a lawyer,
but I didn't arrest him.
I feel like I'm justified in whooping his ass a little.
Alright, come on in.
Well, do you see anything here right now?
Just a box fort, an entryway.
But you can see that?
That's all.
You see anything here?
Nope. Wow, there's really cool documents all sitting on.
What appears to be a floating nothing.
It's very confusing.
like I've got problems nice now put that in the proper place and tell me if
you see anything now
nope hey walk out and come back
Okay.
Oh! Oh! Oh, my, I had those, had something in it. That's all.
I see stuff now.
Alright.
Now go look around what everybody did.
Thank you.
You know what? Okay.
Wait, whose bathroom is this?
It's the bathroom.
room most I mean it's stumbles is a cop I don't think I'm allowed to stay in his
room anymore is he still have a room listen I think you should take it over
the moose room which one was it I'll show you
there's the mattress part
Oh, this is huge.
Yeah, this was one stumble claimed a long time ago.
Okay.
I like it.
I can see the plan.
Kirk, Marley, and Hazel stay over here.
Oh, wow.
Kirk can really...
Kirk's a cop.
Is he allowed to still stay here?
Yeah, but, you know, he's corrupt.
I think he's going to get fired.
it today he's getting flier oh yeah that's that's fair I figured he probably
had a long-term funny plan I don't know he's just gonna be the inside clown you
know he's just gonna do a thing and see how long you can last but I think
they're gonna see some really bad text messages between me and him
Wait will that get stumbles fired? I'll text him all day. Oh, no
Only what me because me stumbles don't have anything bad. Let me see I
Probably do we did lots of crime together that we never got caught for
You know, it's my fault that he became a cop why is it your fault?
You see, we were driving around one night and he was saying,
Moose, I might get like a regular job just to try it out for a bit.
And then I saw the commissioner post that he was doing interviews and I said,
let's go, let's go shine your, shine your skull.
I got a good idea for an interview and I hyped him up that he could totally get it.
And then, they didn't did it.
I didn't, the joke didn't end and it still hasn't ended.
I was supposed to make it to keep them out of me.
What the yuck are you guys getting into in the later hours of the day?
Oh man, his wild pounds.
Oh, I met that little guy.
Oh, I got a message.
A little guy who's now a big guy who used to be on our vans.
He said, he said, oh crap, what did he say?
Last night before he hit me with his car.
Oh, he's gonna come take a Cleveland steamer on the front porch.
Oh, don't worry. I slept there last night. There were no Cleveland steamers
He told you that
Yeah, he told me he's coming here
There's last night, but yeah, he's a dead man. I'm gonna kill that piece. Yeah
Hello, it's a Scotty
Wait
Give me a speaker. Hey chat box is me Scotty. Hey, I was calling about a couple things if you just have a second, okay?
Yeah, I'm listening
Okay, well wine I was calling to say I miss you, you know, it's just not the same when you're not here you miss me
You're my favorite terrorist that we've ever had in the prison since I got the prison back
I was the only terrorist
but
I was in the prison
Well, you better hope that nobody comes better than you, because I gotta be honest, you probably
get pushed down the list.
Well, hey chatterbox, I was reading the news, and I scrolled past the article saying I was
a gay for pay warden, and I saw something about, you might be up for 15 years.
Is that right?
That's what they wanna push, but it's not gonna happen.
Oh, buddy, buddy, buddy. Stick to the three rings or whatever it is that you do, and, uh,
you let the longer table...
Look at me! I'm a good bleed deal! All right, because I did a lot of snitching.
You did a lot of snitching.
That's right. That's right. I snitched on everyone.
You snitched on everyone? Who? Who's everyone?
Ramos Kwame, Lillith, Carla, Crimson Chin.
The cartoon, like side character was a fairly odd guy.
I don't know his real name, the guy that was in there with him when Ramos Kwame put my face on.
That guy with the suit.
Who talked like this?
You know that guy, he has a big face.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Mochador, Mochador.
Kind of a question mark around is true.
His name is Mochador?
I don't know, yeah, I think something like that.
I don't know, everybody has a different name for him.
Nobody speaks Spanish here.
Hey, well, so when do you think this trial
or whatever is going to be?
Because I'd love to be there and attend it.
I have no idea.
They're working on my plea deal.
I'm going to sign it.
I'm going to go back to prison for however long it's
going to be.
And then trial is, who knows how long that's going to take.
OK, well, you know, I've got to be honest.
Shatterbox, this is just between you and I.
The people that you shot outside of effect, not great.
Obviously not great, but shooting if a fec doing anything politically motivated there feels crazy
Okay, what you work at a Claire's in a mall like what if you're just
Yeah, he just he wanted me to shoot him in the ears
So I at least I shot him somewhere and then it would be a fake assassination attempt for clout
You would get clout. Well, you know, there's some called clout
It's like some sort of baby shampoo or something. I don't know. It's clothe
You know, I've always wondered with the baby shoe what baby shampoo if it's tears or tears when they say no
No tears. I don't know what that means. I don't know either
Okay. Well, I guess calling to say see you soon. I guess it's kind of
How do you see you soon?
In the prison, I'm at the prison so I'll see you here soon when you're back in prison for a long time
15 years later.
Okay, but I want a king-sized bed.
I want steak and eggs every day.
Uh-huh.
And I want-
And I want a phone.
I want my own phone.
Shadowboss, we know that you smuggled a phone in here, okay?
First of all.
Second of all-
Carmella gave it to me!
Carmella gave it to you?
Yeah!
Okay, well, check that down, whatever.
And then also, the shiv that we found, that's just got you written all over it.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, you found a shiv?
Where'd you find the shiv?
That shiv wasn't yours?
Because I feel like you would just admit to it straight away if it wasn't mine.
No, it wasn't.
But I'm interested now.
I'm interested now.
That's right, 1.5K, okay, let's see, 1.5K, doing good,
And
Guys please guys give me something let me have something
Let me have something fuck
shit
I think tomorrow is going to go in Tessa talks to Ray cinema good talk is this is always
so collected or something to worry about?
We just need that answer.
We need that answer.
I might, I might have to tell Tessa.
It says say, hey, it's Ranger Tessa Lam.
And that she wanted to meet up and talk with her.
Hello?
Oh, hey, chatty!
Hey, it's, uh, Shang!
Hey, Shang!
What's up, man?
Hey!
Hello?
Oh, hey, Chadi!
Hey, it's, uh, Shang.
Hey, Shang, what's up, man?
Hey, I'm with, uh, I'm with Fergus, the straight man, and, uh, and Heath, and Auntie here.
Okay.
So, uh, so what are you up to, Chadi?
I'm at home.
I'm at my house.
I'm on bail.
Oh, you're at your home?
Chadi!
Chadi!
Chadi!
Chadi!
Chadi!
Chadi!
Chadi!
Chadi!
Chadi!
Chadi!
Chadi!
Chadi!
Chadi!
It's gonna be some of your helpers! We're with a very heterosexual man right now!
And he's trying to prove us straight!
He's trying to prove us straight, expecting to get out of the hole!
Yeah.
I don't know what any of these words mean!
I don't know what any of those words mean!
What do you want me to help with?
Hello, you hear me?
I don't know! I've been foam strivin', and you know, you saw the straights!
We're trying to fix this thing!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm on bail! I can't steal a car and I'm broke! I got a 200,000 dollar fine! I got terrorism!
Oh, what? What do you mean?
Oh, not that I got a little terrorism in the grand scheme of things.
I shot a bunch of people! I shot a bunch of them!
Oh, fucking hell, Chad, I'm gone, man!
I'm gonna have a homeless friend.
No, it's no benefit to know how we're okay.
Did you have to snitch, kiddo?
Did you have to snitch?
I started snitching before they even loaded me up
and gave my pity.
Get aspective as you need, bro.
He's a clown.
Okay, Jenny.
On your left side, they go hard.
Jenny, we'll be joining you soon at the door.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
He's gonna go in this room.
Yeah, he's gonna go in this room.
Oh, God, Jenny.
What on earth is this thing?
What's the slide, Jenny?
What's the slide?
Okay, goodbye.
I'm right here!
There's a big fail, I'm gonna help you.
Hey big fail, how are you?
You're doing pretty good, doing pretty good, how you doing?
I'm doing alright, hey the big fail, did you get your insulin shot yet?
No, I've got my insulin shot but I did take a shower.
Okay, where are you right now?
I'm at the Zincudo Air Base, watch a bozo chop a car like a dirty chopper he is.
Yes, okay. I'm gonna call your dad and come to come pick you up. Okay. All right. I'll call you back
Feel like you're busy and you want to just stay here now. I want to go do stupid
Yeah, go go go man. Yeah, I have to stay here. I can't do anything bad. I don't want to get 15 years
Yeah, and if you go with me, I'm gonna rob a store and knock you out
Yeah
Well, if you want to tip Bozo and big filler at the Zincuda airfield right now chopping a car
So we want to yuck with them, that's where they're at.
All right, cool. Thanks.
I'll give you food, but I am sick with Canada.
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Thanks, Johnny. Good to see you.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm really good at scaring cougars.
Hello?
What?
Hey, happy chatterbox.
What's happening?
The clown?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up?
Whoa, where are you?
Uh, currently in Merr Park.
Okay, you gotta go to Zankuta Airfield.
Why?
You gotta pick a big filly, it's Linshot.
So far, can you do it?
No, I can't, I'm on bail, I don't got a car.
You didn't buy me one.
Well, I thought you were scamming clowns, so you can get that.
I didn't get enough, I didn't get enough yet.
Wait, he's been scamming clowns?
Wait, wait, you're with Big Phil? How could Big Phil didn't just say that?
What do you mean? What would he say?
Do you gotta go for your insulin shot?
Well, I mean, we're kinda busy, Chatterbox. We can't be worried about shots and stuff.
You've been scamming clowns?
Uh, yeah, 23,000!
I've been sick all week, paid 23,000 fucking dollars for vaccines! They don't fucking made a money!
You could have gave him half of that and he would have had the car already.
Yeah!
I'm fucking sick!
Well I mean it's not my fault you didn't get your gear.
What a wanker.
Look I got out, I got cured, I had two sicknesses and I got cured because I made him pay for it.
You know I got sick the third time?
I let fucking, and I told princess I was not going to the fun of sick.
Well please Uncle Bozo, please Uncle Bozo.
I need to give chatterbox stuff for the house uncle bozo, and so I fucking let him I let her in and within the fucking
Within minutes I was sick from entering the fun. I live at the fun house. I'm fine. Yeah, I've been here
I've been here all day every day, and I'm fine too
Yeah, you guys are
You're part rat
Because you wear shoes. Okay, everyone that's wearing shoes is getting sick everyone without shoes fine big fill
I have shoes on all the time
I've never been as sick as I have had for the last week. I've lost 30 pounds.
Well, Puzzle, go to the doctor then, man. What are you doing?
I always think I paid $23,000 for it.
I paid you much, essentially, paid for two Aspose in medical bills.
Yeah, why would you do that?
Yeah, that's kind of yucked up.
You're just gonna crash out of the reef.
I said, this is gross!
Hey Phil, what did you pay 23 grand for? What was it for?
Three different separate cases of Canada.
You got Canada three times?
Yeah, one time I was in a group of ride and a local peaked in my car violently.
What the?
Yeah, and then the third time was the fucking goddamn the fun house and the first time was beating your rats.
I don't know.
You're still, I'm not buying your story man.
You're blaming the house for all your, for your bad habits man.
Wash your hands bozo.
Maybe if you tried that?
I have to wash your hands?
That's a glove's a mess.
I'll see you in your back.
I thought you're a bubble boy.
You're being that disgusting.
So even with those precautions you're still getting sick?
I feel like the fucking bubble boy.
You are the bubble boy, you're just a bubble of sickness.
How many sicknesses do you have?
Two?
And I got rid of them.
One.
I don't know.
And, fucking Kirk, there's like four diseases.
And?
He took food back from rats and ate it.
Yeah, from the fun house.
Oh, you saw it? You saw it happen?
Kirk told me.
You saw it happen?
I didn't see it happen.
So then how can you prove it?
I don't think Kirk said it. Do you think Kirk's lying?
I sat on the porch with rats running around me for two hours today.
And I'm fine.
Thanks for having me.
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Maybe if I'm a higher immune system. Maybe I'm weak.
Really? You're just weak?
I didn't say it.
Yeah, I didn't say it. Yeah, I guess you are weak, bozo.
I'm fucking weak, okay?
I'm being so nice.
I'm fucking scared.
Stop blaming the finance for all your problems.
Maybe carrying around a bottle of disinfectants and like, you know, like hand sanitizer or something.
You know, keep your hands out of your pants.
I'm getting a horse-dew warmer. I'm telling you.
I'm fucking getting the horsey warmer and fucking I'm getting like fucking like super antibiotic
I'm gonna be able to everyday
That's not good for you either. You're gonna get a different sickness just from that
Are you a doctor?
No
How do you know the doctor told me? Oh?
Yeah
Yeah, he's not sick
Jayser.
You know a good point.
Good point.
Happy, you're gonna take big field if he gets his insulin shot?
I mean, man, but you're kind of looking for the shit.
A cars man.
I'm gonna pass out to him if I don't get the red plus.
He needs to go to the hospital, baby.
Happy, he has to go to the hospital.
I'm starting to see Star-Fuckin' a little dizzy.
Yeah, it's getting nighttime and those are stars.
It's in the sky.
It's becoming nighttime.
You know what wait wait wait are you still at the airfield right now?
Now we're like coming into the city from Schuma.
Yeah we're going to the hospital.
Okay okay okay hold on I got somebody's gonna meet you guys there one minute.
Okay yeah.
They're on their way to the hospital right now.
It's three clowns, they're grinding.
I called them, they were grinding,
because one guy needs an insulin shot
and they didn't want to do it because they're grinding.
You get these are the best people to learn from,
they're disgusting.
To learn from, you don't want me to take care of them?
Well, I mean, you might have to,
like if it's bad, you know, like you be the bed,
you'll be the better judge of that than me.
I don't have any weapons right now,
I lost them in Atlanta.
Okay, well learn, can you learn?
Okay, well can you learn from them then you're gonna learn a lot or disgusting?
I guess I could I just don't know their names and now I'm in the middle of delivering some mail right now. What do you mean? Oh
my god
You're one of them. What do you mean you're delivering now? No, it's not what it looks like
I'm trying to learn what it's like. It's like you told me you gave me friends to talk to no
But you you just caught me in a wrong time
No! You're sick! You're sick!
I'm not infected! I'm not infected!
You're infected! You're infected!
You gotta go see somebody! You're infected!
Oh, no. It's not that's not how that works.
You don't understand the virus that guys do.
I saw what happened.
They said, don't dead open inside.
Alright?
Don't dead? Open inside?
What does that mean?
Listen, we're all infected.
CDC told me whatever it is we all
We're all infected, we all carry it.
Don't dead open inside.
Don't dead open inside.
Oh man.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm sorry.
Hello?
Oh, fuck.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Sorry, I killed the wrong guy on my channel, it's okay, I broke the app, so like, you're between 20 and 20% safe.
I'll take the second choice!
Hello?
Man, H-H-H-Happy is just like, not so long ago that his son died.
What?!
He's not feeling the same.
I think he had something, like some kind of food or...
What?
Freak up his gooch.
He wanted to grab it.
I got an emergency stickers bar.
His emergency stickers bar and his gooch.
Okay, but I'm getting it!
He's very not...
That thing won't get it.
Happy isn't even gonna care.
He's just like...
Drive the hospital out of here.
I'm not getting it there, man.
We're like...
I'm taking a shortcut.
I'm not gonna stay here.
Oh my god, this phone's gonna drive me nuts.
Oh my god, I don't even know who called.
I don't even know who called.
Hello?
You lied to me.
Wait, what?
No, no, no, they're on their way right now.
I just got off the phone.
That's what was on the phone.
They're on the way right now.
They're almost there.
Alright, and when they get here, what are they going to be doing?
They're going to be dragging in some big fat guy that didn't get his insulin shot because
they wouldn't get the insulin shot because they're too busy grinding.
Is this the fat guy that needs his insulin shot?
Yeah, he needs his insulin shot but the people he's with wouldn't take them because
they were grinding.
I see.
Damn!
Alright, I'll see if I can join them.
Okay, okay.
Fuck it, hell dude!
Pick up the fucking phone!
What?!
Yeah.
Tuesday at 7 Eastern? Oh no!
That's right.
What?
I'm gonna have to...
I'm gonna have to not sign this plea deal and be on the run for a bit.
So I gotta... I gotta stop that.
Alright, just uh...
Let me know if you find anything you need help.
I'm...
Muddy, man! We're gonna need Muddy!
I don't know.
I don't know.
We need money!
What?
Are you like, are you just...
Alright, alright, alright.
Alright, alright.
You said you're gonna help me, man!
You said you're gonna help me!
I will, I will, I will, I will.
200 grand!
We're gonna bring $200,000!
That's what we're bringing!
So, I'm going to go back to my room and take a look at some of the things that I've been doing for the past few years.
I'm going to go back to my room and take a look at some of the things that I've been doing for the past few years.
Hello?
Who the hell is this Rick guy?
He-he-he, you talk to him, okay?
He needs to learn from you.
No, no, no, he needs to learn from you.
What am I supposed to teach him?
The ways of your grinding habits.
Well, there's so many.
What are you talking about?
I'm not talking about you.
I'm not talking about you.
habits but there's so many which one I don't know all of them
Thursday
Tuesday. Fuck, bro. Tuesday! That's it, three days! Oh, fuck.
Did you hear Tuesday 7 o'clock Eastern date auction she's going
I got 20 grand I'm gonna get money from current I'm gonna get money for everybody
everyone! Hi! We're running it back! We run it back! Yeah, so wait, wait, wait, wait, how'd you find out? Sneaky.
It was he there for it or? No, he just, he texted me, said, hey, I'm just letting you know. And then he told me.
Oh my gosh.
Wonder who's doing this. Wonder if it's uh, Fanfan again.
I don't know.
She is, she is, she is around.
We're gonna be up against that, we're gonna be up against that, like rich people. Man, it's for some rich yucking people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, people have like a hundred K plus now.
Oh my god, we're yucked.
listen listen listen listen listen if we lose we kill whoever wins
okay well you see right now Twinkler's is 35k and he's actually working right now
so right now with the job Twinkler's is 30 probably has like another 5k
to put like as a paycheck and then Twinkler's is going to get another 7k in an hour and 42 minutes
so he's gonna have over 50k and then when you're 20 that's 70 plus the more you're going to get from the other people
The promise the promise is somebody else at like you got it you got to do it you got to do it twinkles again
You got a win
I can't do it because if that you know what I mean
Okay
There's some work
Well, I mean, you know, you know, the rat Barrick is going to have a ton of money as a judge.
That guy makes hundreds, that guy makes thousands of dollars for standing there, you know what I mean?
Oh, gosh.
Man, why couldn't you start grinding sooner? Maybe you could have...
Now we got this, we got this, we got this.
If you see Kitty, Gigi, or Max, maybe this is, maybe the whole, you know, join us on this.
Yeah, the thing is, but Kitty, Kitty might not be partial.
No?
Oh, you see, Kitty was kind of a little bit sad that Ray hasn't reached out to her.
I don't know if they have, but last time she was on Kitty.
Oh, that's what she said, so yeah, I don't know if she would.
Ah, man. Okay. Okay!
Okay, we'll see what we can do.
I bet we got to stand.
Yeah, yeah, surely. Surely we do.
Alright, I'm gonna go buy a toy.
Okay.
Hi.
You wanna make a different chamber?
You wanna make a difference? You wanna make an impact?
Listen, Tuesday, 7 p.m. Eastern, there's a date auction.
The same way as cups came into our lives the first time.
We run it back.
If all the clowns put their heads together, we can win this.
Okay, yeah.
I can't win, and I can't explain why.
Twinkles is going to be the one bidding.
If we all put our heads together and pull some money together, we can do this.
are you down yes I'm done I'll have to make a lot of money back I have spent a
lot today what yeah I got fireball back fireball my car oh you bought a car
of my my dominated GTT right right right how much that cost you 55k plus the modifications
I'm doing now with 20k well we haven't till Tuesday Ember so don't worry about it yeah
all right all clowns on deck all right we got this but just don't talk to people about it
just the clowns all right okay we got to stay at jail now champ now we got to
stay at a prison
ffff fuck bro ffff ffff ffff
ffff there's no way we're gonna win this chat
we're up against people that got fucking crazy money
Like who? Everyone, bro. There's so many people with so much money now.
You'll be imprisoned by then to be fair? Well, we'll see.
I'll look at the plea agreement if we're still going to be in prison by that time, which we
more than, well, which we absolutely will be.
I'll complain about it, some to write something else, come back to me with it.
You know, complain and then I'll go, chat about to go into hiding.
But whoever wins, that's not us, is dead.
Cowabucks will tell the clowns to fucking get them.
What's the point?
Because now, if she does that, right, if she does, let's say, let's say, okay, put it this way, let's say she says no to talking to Tessa, okay?
Now she can't escape it.
But she's still not with Chatterbox, but she can talk to other people.
Now she has no choice.
She's obligated to.
I will have the clowns take her here, and I'll stay far away from it, but I would have the clowns take her here to remind her to make sure she doesn't forget what she fell in love with in the first place, the life she fell in love with.
with you know what I mean even though she's she misses it she says that she
needs to understand that this isn't the way. If you're going to be far away, why not be
imprisoned I'll be far but not that I don't want to be that far chatterbox wants
to see it from a distance but he wants to see it this clown wants to see her
back home
I'm sorry, I've learned to only speak when spoken to.
Hello, Mr. Bach!
You've learned that from who?
Oh, Mrs. Sinclair.
He's a man of manners.
Man of manners.
Really?
Yeah, he's probably got the best manners this side of anyone.
Reckards, what's your financial situation like?
Oh, you know...
Oh, independently wealth...
What does that mean?
Good. Not good, sir.
Not good.
Clara said that as long as he probably freaked out.
We're supposed to be rich or something.
Oh, so you're both pretty broke?
Well, we're in between wealth.
Like how some people are in between jobs, you know?
We're just waiting.
Something's gotta give.
Something's gotta give, huh?
Yeah.
Well, what's going on, Mr. Box?
How are you, by the way?
I haven't spoken to you since the other day
when we had that really scary conversation.
Not good.
Oh, what a...
Not good, Breckers. Not good.
Going in for terrorism, Breckers.
Oh, wow!
That's not good.
Who did you, terrorism?
That's not important. What is important, Breckers, is...
I didn't do it to you, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's important.
Yeah, no, absolutely. I'm really happy about that one.
That's how I'm honest with things I'm happy about.
I have three different plans for you, of how I'm gonna do it, unless you help me!
Okay.
Oh, uh, well, uh, okay, what do you need help with, Mr. Bot?
You and Micky are both gonna give me, combined, between the two of you, $50,000.
It's important.
It's important I get this money and you have until Monday night.
Goodbye.
Bye!
I'm going to be back.
Oh, Donnie, you get me that
Borrow from her dad again. That's a great idea.
Imagine her dad goes to bed.
I swear we'll break.
That would be bad.
Hmm
What she can sugar mama to pay me 50k I'm gonna look
Oh my god.
I know what I am deep within me.
There is the most evil demon of all.
I may act cute and innocent, but I am a fucking monster.
You know it.
I know it.
I am the party fucking anarchy!
RAAAAAGH!
I think she's in the group chat now.
Maybe you can get money from Vivek and Karla and so in exchange you're dropping the allegations
since you don't want to plead dealing more.
It's going to cost them $100,000.
It'll cost them $100,000.
$100,000.
I
Sorry for the late start today chat
Oh, no, he wants the plea deal we need the plea deal
chat there's no way we're going to win this but it's going to be cool it would be cinema
thank you guys did you have a trap the auction he has no he doesn't know he doesn't know
tomorrow we got a lot of convincing to the clowns to do I think
chat we're gonna go read dr. beef have a great night thank you guys very much for all the
love support as always. Super blessed. Thank you guys.