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Let's go!
Ons, say yo chat!
Can you say hello to Instagram really quick?
Say what's up!
Say what's up!
One just tweeted me saying,
Rafa-Varan and Declan Rice from Wish.
They don't even look like Declan Rice and Rafa-Varan.
Yo, yo, yo, we are live in division one
Trying to reach elite get in the stream. Let's go. You just need to wake up the fucking
Coffee smells like shit, but wake up
All right, wake up tension. I don't know why I'm so aggressive
All right
But I'm feeling good
real good
So damn good. I'm losing a single game of FIFA today.
Right? Look at the screen.
I'm on a win streak in Division I.
The oldest FC player in the world to be in Division I.
They said I was too old. They called me Unk.
They said I was fat. Look at us now.
We're still fat, we're still old, and they're still saying,
Unk, fuck, you just can't win sometimes, but it's okay.
Because when I reach elite division, I am officially retiring from this
shite game.
That's the intro for today.
I hope you're gassed up.
All right, I hope your dopamine has settled in.
And now, for the conversation that everyone's fucking having right now,
and it just blows my mind that so many people are so uneducated,
I'm the beautiful game of football.
Oh man, and we live in a time where people just have to always pick a side.
You don't always have to pick a side, bro.
right? It's okay to love two things. It's okay to have more than one. No, that's not true. You
don't want to do that. Um, well, it's, it's okay to love Messi. It's okay to love Ronaldo, right?
Just because you wear a Ronaldo jersey doesn't mean you don't wear a Messi jersey,
All right, please, God, but just people love drama.
They love to argue.
That being said, chat, first question of the day.
Iniesta or Luca Modric?
Wow, wow.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wow.
Wow, wow, wow, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Wow.
Whoa, whoa, wow.
Okay.
I mean, look at the chat.
Look at the fucking chat.
It's just, it's 50 fucking, 50 fam.
All right?
It's just everywhere right now.
So many Iniesta's, so many Lucas.
All right?
And I'm gonna give you the best fucking take.
Yo, dessert penguin.
Thank you for the 26 months.
My guy.
And then Patrick, Mr. Hattrick.
Dropping the five mother effing gifted. Whoa
Wake up wake up wake up is the first day of the month
It actually is holy shit. We're officially in October Halloween month. I
Already have my Halloween costume. I already have my Halloween costume. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh
yeah, um
What Julian Alvarez or Korea evolution?
Vamos, sir. They say that Julian Alvarez this year is the new Ben Yetter, okay?
And a guy that I drew to yesterday for four had that Julian Alvarez card and dude, he was just automatic
He was automatic. I don't know about Korea
I know that everyone has him, but I don't really see him scoring on me too much
So I don't know I probably go with Julian Alvarez. I'm muted on YouTube. I'm muted on YouTube
Well, that's not very good. Is it?
Oh, what's that? What's that? What's that YouTube?
We
Wait a second
Wait a second. Does that mean I was also muted on a on on X probably
Sorry, yeah, I don't know man
And this laptop was giving me problems
and we just switched over to one microphone.
So this microphone outputs to YouTube,
outputs to X, outputs to Twitch.
But I think it was muted, but we're good now.
We're good now.
I apologize, YouTube.
What I was saying is that if you don't come over to Twitch
and use your Prime sub in the chat,
you are an absolute fraud, all right?
I'm just joking.
But I think we should be good now.
Thank you so much, Esteban.
Appreciate the five, my man.
Hope you're well, hope you're healthy.
Big weekend, man, big, big weekend, bro.
Oh my God.
It feels amazing.
It really does.
It was almost like the perfect weekend.
If only Manchester United did not lose 3-0 to Tottenham,
it would have been the most perfect weekend, all right?
I mean, think about it.
Think about everything that fucking happened.
My goodness gracious.
Jamie, thank you for the five months, man.
What up Castro from Northern Ireland, ya legend.
Northern Ireland.
Folk in, having a point.
Yeah, little, fuck, what's, y'all like Guinness out there,
right?
Guinness is my favorite beer.
It really is.
I don't drink it as much as I should,
but I love me a good, nice, tall Guinness.
Calgos, thank you for the reset, buddy.
Anthony, 72 months today, my boy.
Let's go!
I hope you got message.
Oh no, I, I,
Did I pay you for the giveaway yet?
I know you messaged me saying you hadn't received a message, but then I don't know if I asked
you for your PayPal and then sent it over.
But I got you in DMs now, so that's good.
Anthony, thank you for the 85 months.
Santos, thank you for the 13 months.
My bro, I appreciate you, my man.
God bless, guys.
Cams, thank you for the eight months.
Tony, thank you for the 38 months.
Devo with the big prime sub SU six three months
Rafi with the five months.
Let's go man.
Sean Graves one year today, buddy.
Love you my man.
Thank you so much.
Edgar, thank you for the 42 months man.
Appreciate it bro.
So what happened this weekend?
Well, well, well, I'm glad you fucking asked.
Lost aliens, three points, four one victory.
Los aliens nearly gave me a heart attack.
All right, we walked away with the victory,
with three massive points,
but we had to get the job done in golden goal.
We were up three nil, we gave up two penalties,
and then another goal, and the next thing you know,
it's three three in golden goal.
And then we got a penalty, which was a penalty,
all right, it was a penalty,
And we win 4-3, two big victories for Los and Los Aliens, super, super proud of everyone.
And we got another game this Saturday and Sunday.
Let's hope we can keep winning, right?
So that we can make the final four, which will probably be at a football stadium somewhere
in the world.
And I cannot wait.
I cannot fucking wait, bro.
All right, talk to the boys, the board.
I guess you could say we talked to the board yesterday
and yeah, we had a few little hiccups, right?
But overall, I think we did what we had to do to win.
Those are games that we must win.
No matter if we win ugly,
If, you know, we smash our opponents,
we just need to win those games, all right?
Last season, we did not win those games.
This season, we're already off to a great start,
which is nice.
Muffin, thank you for the brand new sub.
God bless.
Natty G Natty with the three months.
And Bapi, can we change the aunt status to cousin status?
You guys wanna start calling me cousin?
I feel like I'm at the age, right?
Like, I'm your cousin.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you're homie, you're cousin.
Not like Unks seems a little like rude, you know?
But speaking of Unks status,
ladies and gentlemen over the weekend,
Antoine Griezmann has retired
from international football fam, all right?
So if you're going through a midlife crisis
and you're feeling a little old, this won't help.
But it's just how life works.
All right.
He did post a video, which is almost two minutes long.
All right.
He has a world cup.
You know what I'm saying?
Muffin!
Muffin!
Five gifted from Muffin!
And until last September, I had the incredible moments of the games we played together.
We shared victories that will never be engraved in our memories.
So thank you for those precious memories we created together.
I would also like to thank the supporters.
Does anyone in the chat know how old Griezmann is?
He's retiring from international football. Yes, he's never playing another game for France again.
That's exactly what this means.
They're fucking crazy.
Brother!
He's my age, man!
He's my age!
Damn, dude.
gratitude. I had the honor to represent our country and the chance to live extraordinary moments
like that of becoming world champion. I will continue to follow the blues with passion
and to support this team that gave me. I am convinced that the future is promising
and I hope to see the next brilliant generation. Thank you for your love and your support.
He's such a baller too. I always like Griezmann a lot man.
Yeah, I want to tell him how much I'm proud to be a Frenchman.
A lot of the same faces are here during the morning stream at the end late night Los Aliens watch party days
You know, I mean brother you guys are the fucking best dude at pick Tokyo. What's up? Come on Madrid?
What's up? Is that name messy that I see in the chat? Is that him? Is that him?
Nuts as in the building bro chosen dog. What's up elbow Baggins?
Elbow baggings, what up brother Shanie? What's up man? What's up next Victor, bro? What is good? What's up?
I'm his back dude. Hey, we're full-time. We are full-time. I did need yesterday off
I had to just clear my mind
it was a pretty stressful weekend with loss in those aliens and then my
Compadre being in the hospital for a week
He did get moved from ICU to PSU which is one step lower, which is great
But I mean dude being in the ICU for like a week is kind of hardcore, right?
Like intensive care goddamn
Still waiting on results though, right still waiting on results, but
Things are looking positive man. Things are looking positive
What else what else what else what else what else what else I?
Didn't really do much yesterday. I played a lot of CS go. I
I did play CS go and I think we want all of our games pretty sure we want all of our games
I bought a new knife on CS go. Don't tell pita. All right today
Today we are sending a tops dynasty box. All right, we must
Lost and those aliens when we must celebrate with a tops dynasty box
I'm such an idiot and forgot to bring it from the studio to my house so that we could open it right here
Right should I send Peter to go get it?
Because I don't think Castro collects goes live until 2 p.m. Which is like
Seven hours from now. No five hours from now
You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm such an idiot. I should have brought it home. I should have brought it home
I'm so dumb dude. I'm actually so dumb. Oh
I'm zoomer. Thank you for the one year, buddy. I really appreciate it man. Thank you. Thank you
What else what else what else happened? What else happened anything else happened? That's interesting
I'm a pretty boring person lost in Los Aliens when we talked about that
Oh, I guess we could look at the
Let's look at some of the some of the moments I guess some of the moments some of the moments some of the moments some of the moments
Let's see. Let's see. Let's go all the way down. Let's go all the way down all the way down
All right, so that was our starting 11. I mean dude Benny. What's a goal from Benny man again, dude again
Again, I feel like our second squad, our bench per se,
stepped it up so much.
I mean, look at this goal from Benny.
Bang!
Let's go!
Benny's gonna be such an important part of this team.
And then JP.
You guys knew JP from the World Cup.
You knew JP.
Wait, what is this?
Oh yeah, look at JP.
Oh my God!
Bro, I think this might be JP's first ever only goal, bro.
And what a moment, look, slices it, Bosch!
Okay, we're gonna talk about that.
That's a great question to stay about.
That's a great question.
That's a great question.
And then El Tolu, El Tolu with a brilliant header.
I mean, bro, you rarely see goals from corners
in the Kings League.
Rarely see goals, bro.
goes far post with it. Beautiful. Oh my God. Why did they even post this? Why would we post
this? Juanpa could have ended the game here. Oh man. I mean he made a decent connection
with it. And then the Golden Goal victory goal, baby. Here we go. Golden Goal. Boncho. You
know what's so badass? You know what's so badass? He ran up to his kid. Remember
like during the stream I kept telling you guys I was like oh there's a kid over there wearing a
Los Aliens jersey and he keeps standing up that was Poncho's kid that was his son in the stands
and that's who Poncho ran to to go celebrate with so badass man okay okay okay so we have a uh
our man of the match brought to you by castor collects was Alexi's Benny Benitez all right
He had a fantastic game. It could have gone either to him or to to JP
But they gave it to they gave it to Benny. He just dude. He was a he was a motor the entire game
So good man forcing mistakes. He did very very well
Here are some pictures cold cold. I can't believe you guys think this guy looks like rough of it on and that
Gabe looks like Declan Rice. No way. I can't wait to fucking tell him
No, bro. These are my fucking boys, man
Daniel Mendoza the Colombian great game great game everyone played amazing man
everyone played amazing everyone and the most important thing is that we got
the three points right on Los Aliens and Los Aliens which is amazing but
alright first question that arose here was Esteban question five dollars any
Any updates on banana?
Was he injured?
No.
El platanito was not injured.
It was a coaching decision to bring on Tirso Pie in the second half when we were up 3-0.
What are your thoughts on that decision?
Chat.
They're both very good goalkeepers, right?
I just don't know if I'm a fan of, you know,
bringing on a new keeper that our defenders
and players are used to playing with.
It was weird.
And just kind of like throwing them out there.
He's not bad.
Thetisow is great, right?
He's very, I think he's probably better than
Platanito with his feet.
Saving, they're about the same.
But with his feet, I think Theta-Soul's long balls
are a little more accurate.
But yeah, it was a little confusing.
And I'm not a big fan of that.
But I don't think it'll happen again.
I think whoever, unless like Platano's getting dogged,
five nil or something like that,
then we switch up the goalkeepers maybe.
But now when we're three nil up
and there's a lot of momentum our way
And, you know, we're feeling good.
We're playing good, you know?
But no, he was not injured, which is good, which is good news.
Monster J, thank you for the 84 months.
Junu, thank you for the 58 months, buddy.
Yay, James, thank you for the 21 months.
Appreciate it.
But yeah, everyone's in good spirits.
Everyone's in good spirits.
We got a big game this upcoming weekend against Real Titan.
We've never lost to Real Titan.
We beat them in the World Cup.
We eliminated them from the World Cup.
And then we beat him in the regular season as well.
So they're going to want to beat us for sure.
But we'll see how we play, man.
We'll see how we play.
But yeah, thank you guys again for the love, man.
I'm Los Aliens, bro.
I cannot wait.
Hopefully, I mean, not this week,
but I think in two weeks when my studio is finally ready,
Pita will be able to do her own streams here.
And that's what TJ Stripes donated $5 to tell me.
How about you don't send your future wife anywhere
and she streams and you go.
You guys want Peter to take over right now
so I can go get the tops dynasty box from the studio.
Just know that it would take me an hour to go and come back.
30 minutes there, 30 minutes back.
There's no way.
What is Peter gonna sit here and do for an hour?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
That's totally fine, uncle.
She's gonna sit here and play rush.
You know, for the past 11 years of me doing this,
you guys seem to enjoy and love Pita more than me.
It's kind of fucked up, you know?
I feel that shit right in my heart.
Cristiano Ronaldo, today's goal has a different flavor.
I wish my father was alive
because today is his birthday.
Bro is pushing 40
and still scoring at the highest level, man.
Honestly.
Honestly, bro.
Honestly, it's crazy to me, bro.
It's fucking crazy.
I don't even know what kind of girl he scored,
but is this it right here?
Yup, this is it.
I love how everyone was waiting for the Sui,
including myself, and he didn't do it.
He didn't do it.
And where's all the people that make fun of Ronaldo
for only scoring penalties, huh?
Where are you now?
Weak foot right here, baby.
Weak foot, look, look.
Against a very good team, AC Milan.
Pretty sure this is the Champions League as well.
I'm not sure, but I think it is.
Yeah, hold that.
Hold that.
It goes into the box.
The fuck is this, bro?
Tapping?
Oh, now you're gonna say it's a tapping?
This might be the best filter ever.
It goes into the box.
It's 1-0.
Oh my God.
Oh my fucking God.
I cannot believe what Van Beden has just done.
He's run from the back to the front,
Cross the ball to the back post and Brennan Johnson's got a tap in, where's the fucking discipline in this team?
Where's the concentration in this team?
Absolutely incredible
Trinidad's and what this is the pressure
God man United are such a joke bro low-key brother like how can they not figure it out bro?
like at least just become decent like top top four right but where the fuck
are we right now bro we're in 13th man we're in 13th what the hell dude one of
the biggest franchises in the world chill it in 13th what trust the process
my bunghole bro what Jesus they laughed at him and treated him like a
little kid so he left and became the best footballer in the world city's boy
Chelsea's man bro that's so mean they're like bullying him kind of not the
wicked edit bro it's a wicked edit it's a wicked edit is he gonna win player
of the month in the Premier League like I look you can't wait for his player
of the month card on FIFA player of the month who else has been popping off
in the Premier League. Of course, probably Erling Holland, but fuck him. Yes, he's gonna win it.
React to Palmer's compilation. It's insane, brother. Send it to me. I'll watch it. I'll
low-key watch it, bro. I will low-key watch it. Oh, dude, listen, I am a massive fan of Cole
Palmer. I really am. I'm not gonna talk shit about him. I really, really fuck with him.
And like this card right here that I own, it's a one of one black coal Palmer auto 10 out of 10 sticker. It's a one of one. It says one of one on the back of it. Alright, bro, people are offering me so much money for this. You have no idea. And he's in the Chelsea kid too.
Which is where he's popping off
And honestly, I think I'm gonna get it graded
I'm gonna get it graded because if this comes back like a PSA 9 or PSA 10. Oh my god
The value of that thing is gonna be just
He broke his nose during the Euros and was expected to get surgery
But he was back on the pitch within two days cold
He had a hamstring injury against Alavis and was expected to come back in three weeks
But he recovered within five days cold this killing and bop a guy is not human. No, no
No, no, this is what they're making you believe that he was injured against Alariz
He wasn't fucking injured. He was just scared about let he come on read or
Or they gave him that little injection, you know
pop pop pop
Back to normal, buddy. I'm speaking of Madrid
I turned my TV off when the athletic fans were being straight menaces
Where the fuck wow?
11 of course, we're not skipping on practice
All right chat, you know what time it is. You know what time it is time for some putt putt hold on
Hold on hold on
We've got a special guest in the building as well
One shot wait, what did you say?
Okay, pay up, pay up, pay up, five dollars.
Hey, hey now, don't think we're skipping out on practice.
One putt, everyone knows the rules.
Full mat, small hole, make it, and I give 10 subs.
Small hole, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Chat, who needs a sub?
Because I am automatic right now at my putting.
Come on, come on.
Listen, that was not bad, bro.
The greens are fast today, dude.
The greens, the greens are slightly knob.
It's cause it's wet, man.
It's cause it's wet, bro.
I love when Unk puts his ball in the small hole.
Relax.
Okay?
Relax.
Goat for a reason.
You know it's really bad
when our highlights are from warmups.
Like, why does he do, like,
Again, I think if you're like Ronaldo, right?
Or Mbappe, like even they don't do this,
but like he genuinely thinks he's, he's him.
And that's, that's worrying, bro.
That's kind of worrying, bro.
You know?
Oh, shit!
Can we get a W spamming a chat?
Make it caps.
Make it caps.
W in a chat and make it caps for my boy Famy.
Hey man, thank you for the 10 gifted subs bro. Honestly, God bless bro. I swear you give subs almost every day. You're the fucking man
All right, you're the man, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, uncle. Why are you wearing pita shorts with shoes?
In what world do you wear underwear at home with shoes? Uncle fit?
Um, you said it yourself. I'm at home. I'm comfortable. I have to wear shoes because that's the only way that I can win games and division one with shoes on
You should know this bro. All right
You feel grounded you feel confident
That's why I cook so damn much in rivals because I'm wearing shoes if I take off my shoes. I will play super super bad
Ah, Royalistic, thank you for the Prime Sub, my man, appreciate you, baby.
I'm so tired to see Anthony, he reminds me of fucking Calda Dragon.
I'll leave Nighthawk, thank you for the 72 months, my man, appreciate you, buddy.
Appreciate you, Sean P with the Prime Sub as well.
Prrrr, armor!
Hey, hey, don't go back there, all right?
Ah, what?
I don't know, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, here we go.
El don, El don, Andres Iniesta has retired from not international football, professional
football.
He is done playing.
He is finished, finished, okay?
So everyone right now is asking, Luca or Iniesta, all right?
chat you kind of gave your thoughts not really but I'm gonna go ahead and give
you my thoughts both okay both but if I were to pick one Luca Moldovich thoughts
thoughts thoughts thoughts let me explain why okay let me explain why I
I know, okay, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Do you think, oh, where do I even start?
Where do I even start?
There's so much to just yap about, man.
Okay, but for me, both.
What if I had to pick one?
I'd go Luca Modic.
I think he's a more complete, you know,
center mid, defensively, offensively, okay?
I don't know how come how defensive, you know
Iniesta
Really was
But I do remember Luca and I remember in yesterday as well. I mean fucking come on. It wasn't forever ago, but
Hear me out. I
Know in yes, the one the World Cup, but we're talking about individually, right?
Iniesta won the World Cup back to back
euros okay how many champions league did he get in yester was it six was it
six how many how many UCLs does he yes to have oh it's only four oh it's only
four it's only four it's only four why are you clowning me I'm not even done
fucking explaining why bro see now you want me to get toxic and I fucking
will put in nestas by on the auto on the table huh put his fucking by on
on the table. You can't because it doesn't exist. Right? And the only reason he won the
World Cup is because he had a Spanish Superteam. Okay, I wanted to be nice, but now I'm not.
Luca Moldovich. Croatia. You can't even name three good Croatian players. Second and
third place. Medals. They were both amazing. Okay. I'm just I think it's personal opinion
when it comes to Iniesta or Luca Moldovich. Right. But I said this fucking a while ago.
I think Luca, do we all agree on this? Do we all agree that Zidane, Iniesta and Luca
can all be in the same category? Yes, right? We can at least like I don't give a shit
at what order you put him in?
I don't care.
I just want people to give Luca Muldrich
his fucking flowers.
Just give him his flowers, dude.
Give him his flowers, please, man.
He's got a ballon de oro.
He, like, sure, he didn't wear anything
with his national team.
He sure as fuck carried them.
For example, putting Niesta
on that Croatian national team
Does, does Croatia get second third place medals?
Do they?
Manzukic is clear.
Manzukic!
Go look at the fucking Spanish team
that Iniesta played with.
Brutta!
Listen, I know that Iniesta revolutionized the game
and that is probably like the most important thing for me
is that he literally revolutionized the game, dude.
I get that, I understand that, right?
But brother, look at that.
Luca at 38,
Iniesta at 38.
And we have to, we have to,
we have to talk about longevity, man.
Mogadich's longevity has been clear as well, brother.
Come on.
So yeah, I'm not arguing for Luca.
I just want people to give him his flowers.
That's it.
That is it.
Just give them his flowers.
Everyone knows how great Iniesta was,
how much Iniesta won, world cups, back-to-back Euros,
whatever, right?
He did the Barcelona, I mean, come on,
we all know that, no shit, right?
No shit, okay?
But, but, I feel like people talk down on Luca
and I don't like that.
I don't like that.
Or you Barcelona fans just have to admit that Messi robbed iniesta of a Balón de Oro
How about that?
Or just admit that Messi robbed iniesta of a Balón de Oro because because
You guys always argue. Oh Messi's better than Ronaldo more Balón de Oro's
But now when it's Luca Moldovich against iniesta, he's got more Balón. Oh now you can't say that
United Trace said everyone retiring, but my dog is still going strong
How long ago is this five days ago six days ago?
Five days later, Iniesta retired
Now United Trace got to be the biggest jinx on the interweb. Oh my goodness
Such a fucking jinx man
such a jinx you guys want to know the real reason if you want to put in yes
there's balloon the auto on the table then we can put Renault those World Cup
on the table to okay okay but you have to you have to remember messy needed
help to win the World Cup and it wasn't just messy you know zero ball
knowledge because I'm not even making shit up I'm just I'm just saying the
truth. What do you mean? No, you guys have pissed me off now. You guys have actually pissed me off.
You guys have actually pissed me off, man. It's it comes down to like a Barcelona versus Riyadh Madrid.
Whose fans are louder, bro? Like I can't believe some of you guys that are Barça fans disrespect
Luca Moldic like that. Why? Why? He's not even like an unlikeable player breaking news.
Luke Shaw is expected to be out for another six to eight weeks.
He picked up another injury on the muscles of his leg.
He broke a couple of years ago.
Brother, brother, you know where he would fit great?
The Philadelphia Union, man.
The Philadelphia Union, bro.
This is the hill we're dying on.
Luke Shaw, come on, man.
Go get out of Fonzo Davies.
I love Luke Shaw, and I think he's one of the best left-backs in the world when he's healthy, but he can't stay healthy!
Whatever.
Whatever, I gave you my thoughts.
Oh my god! Hey, Casual, last night was my wedding, so much fun, and I'm telling you, wedding night is the best night ever.
Right now, me and my wifey are on a honeymoon. W's in the chat.
Oh my god.
My goat, dude.
Jalapeños on your fucking pizza?
Dude that's so funny you're just like us.
Don't do this.
Alright you even put my fucking face on the referee alright.
What are we doing?
Even the referee has my fucking face bro what are we doing?
The ring just collapsed, bodies everywhere.
I love it dude, I love wrestling bro.
I fucking love wrestling.
What is this bro?
I have found a way to directly block free kicks, corners, and goal kicks.
This game is cooked.
You can also steal the ball directly from your opponent's kickoff because why wouldn't
you be able to?
That's illegal, right?
So normally in this game, when your opponent is taking a corner, there's this invisible
barrier that you can't cross, but if you start running and then hold down R1 right
before you cross it, you could go anywhere.
Exhibit B, normally on a goal kick, there's that invisible barrier at the top of the
box.
running once again on the path towards the ball and then hold down R1, I could block a goal kick.
And Exhibit C, it works with free kicks as well. One thing to note is that when you start holding
down R1 you can't change your player's direction anymore so you might miss so there's a little
skill gap to it. And here's some examples. Bro just said there's a skill gap to it.
There's a skill gap to doing glitches in the game. Thoughts Castro?
absolute warper man that fucking ten-hug man I swear down bro I swear I hope it
doesn't get another fucking football club to ruin me I feel sorry for anyone
who gets ten huggers manager but he's gonna ruin your football club mate ruin
it ruin it mate sick and tired of this man well I am done man yo buggy needs
to relax man all right like chill out buggy fuck watch this puppy it doesn't
let me uh viny jr
juego en el real madrid de pa i won the world cup and you didn't no way this is actually what
that's not what he said
That's not what he said. That's not what he said. Vinny clear
Vinny clear Vinny clear Vinny clear
I'd be so upset if the only thing I could eat was beans on toast
I've never actually had beans on toast. Is it like is it decent?
Wait, they fixed the menus on Eafc 25
Give Vinny his ballon de oro now. I have a good question. This is my
Don't fucking yell at me, all right?
Apparently all of my takes today are ass,
even though they're all factual, right?
Whatever, you guys are arguing against facts.
When Vinny's career is done,
will it be better than Neymar's career?
I know it's like, there's a long time,
there's a lot of things that can happen.
It already is.
Okay, no it's not.
It's not already there.
It already is.
I know it's hard to say, it's hard.
That's why I'm asking like,
Do you think, do you believe that Vinny will have a better career than Neymar?
I mean, just because he's winning a Balón de Oro this year doesn't mean shit.
But I'm, you know, Peter Stroh, okay, dude.
This is what our kid's gonna look like when he's 25.
Great.
Thank you.
Who knows?
Yeah, I know that's what I'm asking.
But that's something to think about.
How to identify a double walkout? Now this is helpful information.
How to identify a double walkout path?
First, let's identify a walkout.
After the walkout animation begins and you see these lines at the end of the tunnel, then you have path to walkout player.
But what if there is a way to identify a double walkout in a path?
Here's how you identify it.
First, confirm the walkout lines at the end of the tunnel and let the walkout animation play out until you reach this point.
If this line at the side of the pack lets up it means you have passed a devil walk as just wait and watch
So many damn lines. I feel like Diego Armando Maradona god damn dude
God damn
All right. I don't I don't know dude. I don't know I
Don't know dude. I don't know I don't know I don't know Diego Simeone players can't provoke make gestures and expect
No reaction also Diego
So what happened in that Riyama drid game I play think oh mother eat fans got rattled
hilarious
ironic I
Don't smoke, but I would start if I had this no I would not oh my god
What is this an astray? Don't smoke dude. Don't smoke. There's any advice that I can give you guys, all right
It's just be sober
Right be sober surround yourself around sober people. All right make good decisions chat, please
All right
Come on every now and then do your own thing, you know, but like every day
Come on, bro. Fans through a pile of shit at court wait
What they threw a pile of shit at court? Wow, that's fucking brilliant man
Wow, oh
Oh, it's a bag of lighters?
Aww, that kinda ruins it.
People are saying that Courtois was provoking.
What the fuck? Someone just said, hey man, I miss your don't know, but this explains why you're very stupid.
What the fuck is going on?
State of it.
Uh, Erling Holland.
I'm confused. What does this mean? Who is humbled now?
Wait, what's happening with Erling? Why is he- what's up with this?
Oh, a family friend died.
And people in the comments are saying who is humbled now. Oh my god, dude.
Bro, they'll give a book.
The poster for the new club World Cup. Out of 10, how excited are you for this new competition?
Club World Cup 2025.
Brought to you guys by FIFA.
Hey, I'm sorry, but I don't see United on here anywhere. Where's United?
Am I blind or where's United? Seriously?
It's only elite teams. Got it. Thank you so much
Insert Miami would try to recruit Griezmann in the next transfer window
my goal
To move to the MLS. Yeah, I think Griezmann will eventually go to the MLS 100%
That in hazard tries to guess who his old teammates are from the old computer games brother who the fuck oh, that's a
Shurla, Shurla from the German, Shurla.
Shurla, KDB.
Oh my God.
Balak.
Oh, my God.
Asbi.
Mo Salah.
Who's better, you or...
Ha ha ha ha.
Mo Salah.
Mo Salah.
Fellaini?
Don't get that away.
Ha ha ha ha.
Diego.
Diego.
God, Diego Costa, bro.
What was he like?
Crazy.
Crazy, yeah.
but what the player this is my
ah Ivan Novich fullback bro how do you get that that's a really good show
riddiger no no idea Oscar no he's got to be
Yeah, of course man, of course
Marco Marine
Juan Mata
Leo
Buy it?
Very good!
Holy shit
Wait, what?
You know him really well actually, you see him every day
In the mirror
It's me
Okay, okay, okay
I got them all
Perfect, perfect
There's no way there's no way cheater
Cheater cheater cheater
Alright any any anything else anything else that we need to talk about
Anything else anything else anything else chat anything else anything else
Any highlights anything else happened over the weekend
Bro, I've got like this big-ass pimple here. I'm trying to take it out, but I can't
kind of hurts
Palmer highlights on YouTube. No, we watched Palmer highlights, didn't we?
I swear we watched former highlights. What is your opinion on this? Hold on. It says you're unable to view the thing
United highlight. I'm not watching United highlights, bro. There's no fucking way
But I mean, I don't really care. So I might I
So away we go
Manchester United unbeaten in four games in all competitions, but after draws against Crystal Pius
Stop lulling already, dude. I haven't even fucking started the video stop lulling bro
Look at dude, this is this is where we're at. Diogo puts his hand up immediately like like
And what the fuck is on not not doing he's trying to call for offside. Is that what he's doing?
for the moment though down to ten and you know to try to exploit that position
Fernandez and Garnaccio and Kobe mainly this time and he's in here with Zerckseym!
Play of Atom Vicario, Fenton Kirk and Kulosevski, he's found Johnson and Maszloy had to act
because Burnett was right behind him for a tap in. This is Rashford ahead of Zerckseym to watch Garnaccio!
If he wouldn't have slept he would have scored.
Have we heard anything from this?
Have we heard anything from this?
Anything, Chad. Anything.
Anything. This referee is a bozo, dude.
No way, Chad. Has it gotten appealed?
Not a good game this is Martinis
Which is calling towards
That'll be the last play again the
United we're facing it up. He'll honestly we deserve to win that game. Oh
Here's a good one
higher or lower
94 rated icon in yesta
Yeah. It's a good one here. It's a good one here chat. What do we think? Higher or lower?
I'm going 92 with Iniesta. 92. I think 92 is fair. 92. Hopefully EA can secure like
a contract quick. Oh my God. One year ago, I graduated for being a doctor. Love you
my streamer oh my god chat w's oh my god bro w's man let's go we've got lawyers
in here we've got doctors in here bro has Riz let's go man it's badass dude
Prada y'all Prada y'all and anyone else that's studying bro good luck keep at it
keep at it oh shit there's champions league today what oh my god there's
fucking champions league Barcelona play young boys
Arsenal PSG today oh my god Dortmund Celtic oh my god man city plays slow
Elvin Bratislava, bless you.
Sporting PSV?
Oh my God, we've got some good games today, fellas.
What about tomorrow?
Of course, Mbappe is back for Real Madrid.
He's playing another French team.
Stap hat, Atlético Benfica, we're all Benfica,
we're all Benfica, Bayern versus Villa tomorrow.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby, what about Thursday?
What about Thursday?
Oh, we will be there.
Wait, what?
These are all of our injuries?
Malicia, Mount Shaw, Lenny Yorow,
Kaby, Kaby Manu out?
Harry Mc, there's no way we lose the portal, right?
There's no way we lose the portal.
There's no way we, wait, can you hear that?
Yeah.
No way we lose to Porto chat. Hey, we got to build a new squad. I'm chilling on 8 million
Alright, we're chilling on a nice cheeky 8 million. I got to build a division one squad, bro
It's nothing but fucking pro players in this division. All right, so we need to get we need to get like bro
I saw I saw dude, you should see some of the teams bro. This might be the biggest pay-to-win year ever
It's the hardest game right and and so many people have
Amazing teams right now at least in division one elite division
All right, it is unreal bro. It is crazy. We need it. We need to cook something up for sure man
Something up. Let me look at some prices really quick like our nine bro like let me get this our nine today, brother
14 million never mind, bro. Never mind
Never mind a little yo Han Croy faction today
Can do
can do
Um
Start off with some packets actually hold on. Let me see what I missed yesterday. What did I miss yesterday? I miss any SBCs or anything
You know who I want to get today as well. I want to get Gigi. I
Don't know who the fuck I was watching but dude
They just kept green time Travella shooting and it all was going in
I think it was Stokes, Diogo Jota.
All right, looks like I didn't really miss too much.
Looks like I didn't really miss too much.
What about Evos or let's see, any Evos?
I kind of wanted to play Rush today a little bit, you know?
A little bit, Spring Supreme, we saw that, box to box, glow up.
Qingcheng, Qingcheng, Qingcheng,
Incheon to stat limits, Incheon to cosmetics,
dribbling plus two, skill moves.
Damn, damn, damn.
What did you say, bro?
Sorry, I'm so sorry.
I missed it.
I missed it.
I missed it.
I missed it.
I missed it.
I missed it.
I missed it.
I missed it.
I missed it.
I missed it.
I missed it.
Give me one sec.
Hey, dad.
It depends, Cam.
It depends what you're trying to do, bro.
It depends what you're trying to do.
The unusual, and Campbell, where are you from, bro?
What country are you in?
The unusual, thank you for the 22 months.
Greeting from Norway, Unk.
Shout out to Norway.
Shout out to Norway and shout out to Sweden.
Alright, love Sweden right now, dude.
Lada is my hero.
She carried us to Division 1.
Reggie, thank you for the 63 months.
With the best elite rivals player of all time. Yeah, except it's gonna be
Toxic trying to get into the elite division, bro
Hella toxic Kripper, thank you for the 20 months buddy
Miles thank you for the five. You're the man, bro
Most educated countries. There's no way
Canada is is in the top educated countries
No way
Greg's from Canada
What?
Japan Ireland Russia
Luxembourg-Lithu it where's the United States fit right here, bro. We're like mid-table. Hi, buddy
Wait, what did you say? Are we gonna see some dynasty bot? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh shit
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. We got 17 packs to start off today chat. Let's go with a big prediction here
Let's go with a big prediction here will I pack someone over 100k coins in 17 packs
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Will I pack?
someone
over
100k in
17 promos. Yes, no, prediction is live
Let's fucking start off with a nice channel point victory believers
believers vote yes
All right, vote. Yes. I don't know why but today I feel like we're gonna pull an icon. Yeah
It's not gonna happen, but you can always believe believe in this free, baby
airborne
91 big months bro appreciate you. Thank you. Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We're gonna see some dynasty boxes today for sure, bro
But Casio collects doesn't go live until 2 p.m. All right DK 43 thank you for the prime sub
Machi faked with the 67 months.
Surprised with the prime sub as well, baby.
Thank you, my guy.
Wait, what?
Okay, dude, there's no way this is real.
$5 donation from Coorless.
Do you guys believe this yesterday?
Hold on, chat, do you believe this?
I live in the same neighborhood with Lada
and we and her fam are good friends.
Do you want me to ask her if she's down
to play in the Queens League?
No shot chat, right?
That's a real donation.
Ben Jacob, thank you for the prime sub.
Accio, thank you.
Nah, it's gotta be a whole lot of cat, right?
Canadians are smart unless it's on CS go too.
Bro, I can't even talk shit about Greg
because Greg had one of the craziest days yesterday
on CS, bro.
Ethan, you actually were sucking butt yesterday, dude.
You wage quit yesterday, didn't you we said we were playing a fourth game and then you left
After you were spamming your dumb ass soundboard
Brother um
Yeah, I still have the boat
Yeah, we still have the boat bro. I only used it like twice this season
Yo one pack of that. I'm gonna go get a bottle of water one sec. Oh my god chat
I just got invited to Abu Dhabi and he's gonna buy my ticket. What do we think?
Dope dope. Are you being sadious?
Because I'll tell Peter it's like a business meeting and then I can get out of it, you know, 200k easy long ass flight though.
How long is it from Texas to Abu Dhabi?
One year since I started working at Chipotle, bro.
I'm so proud of you, man. Hey, get it, baby.
Get it, baby.
I believe in you, bro.
Get promoted.
Get promoted.
Run it run it Senor kudos is underrated. What do you think of RTTK doku? I might uh
I might try him today RTTK doku. I've never used him before. I don't know. I need like a whole new team today, bro
I need a whole new team
Cam Brazil Brazil
MLS Brazil the fuck
Timbers
Boom!
Shout out to my boy Tanner, he's his favorite player.
He collects all of his cards.
I think he's got like a bunch of one-of-ones avanders.
I'm gonna keep him just in case we need him
for an FBC, FBC.
I'm excited for my new squad today, Chad.
I'm not gonna lie.
Eight million coin squad, bro.
Only to get clapped by an openda.
Hey, yo, I asked this on Twitter.
Who's y'all's favorite player on FC25 right now, chat?
Who's your favorite player?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yo, good morning, Brett.
How are you, my guy?
How are you, bro?
Joe Epps, everyone keeps talking about Tudom, SVC, man.
Fuck.
Is he that good?
Tudom, SVC?
Look at everyone saying Tudom.
Andric Ivo, Van Devin, Diogo Jota, they're all shit.
Someone's coming out of a fucking division rivals L.
Oh man, amp fan, thank you for the 53 months.
Udogi is the best for 82 rated.
Bro, honestly, Udogi was good enough for me at least.
And then I've been using Metney recently.
Vamos my legend, Rastro, thank you for the 25 months.
Football, did you win?
Of course I fucking won, Bingo.
Bro, let me tell you what the final score was.
I didn't even have a good weekend, but I still clapped.
Watch this.
Bingo.
Hold on.
I actually beat Tanner.
His football fantasy team had 37 points.
Ha ha ha!
37 points, bro!
What?
That is brutal.
That is so bad I
Won 142 to 122 to be fair. I only had 80 82 points. I didn't have a good weekend, bro. I had a
This guy right here. I had Chase Brown on the bench and he put up 21
Barkley didn't have a good game
My homes didn't really give me that many points. Yeah, dude. I low key kind of
Got lucky
Kyler Murray for him suck damn Arizona got battered holy shit 42 to 14 hey who's
winning the Super Bowl this year is there like a clear favorite San Francisco
maybe with big cock Brock Purdy dominating 49ers the Texans don't say
the forty nine fuck too late too late too late 49ers ain't winning shit we do
not care buddy Haley malt little mother effort I started talking about NFL
people are like what man city what what hey on hockey is back in a week and the
Chicago Blackhawks have one of the greatest player right now counter bedard. How many goals do you think he will score this year?
brother the only
Blackhawks players that I know are
Patrick Kane
Okay, my captain sharp. All right. I'm not done. Hold on. I know one more. I know I know one more my boy Keith
What was his first name Keith or no, what was his last name Keith Keith something?
Damn it, brother.
Honestly, I used to be a massive Blackhawks fan.
Duncan Keith, bro.
Are you kidding me?
How could I forget?
How could I forget?
Dude, that Blackhawks team, that was that dynasty team, bro, that we had.
Remember?
Bro, I went to the parade.
Pete and I were, dude, we would go to a lot of Blackhawks games.
I'm not saying black cocks. Okay for the record bozos. I'm saying black Hawks
Yeah, bro, we were we were big fans I
Love hockey. I really do. I think the games are fun
Man, I don't think I'm gonna pack a 100k player chat low key. I'm not looking too good, but
Duncan brother. They are retired. Oh shit. These are all old heads that I'm naming out
But that is unc that is unc hockey knowledge
They're all retired. I'm getting old, bro
I'm getting so old, bro
Damn all right, we've got 250 K packs to pull a player worth a hundred K or more
First 50 K pack not a walkout brother
It is over my friend it is over
Barcola, I
Wonder if Pia she are gonna beat a arsenal. How are P? How is the legion after like all their players left?
Uh, wow, Piya-shi are still up top.
Monaco both level at 16 points, Montefay.
That's what Piya-shi needed.
They needed, they needed that.
Oh my god, is that an icon?
Why is it white?
Icon!
Icon!
Oh my god!
I said I was going to pull one today!
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god
Bro
Peta my god
Did I not say it like 20 minutes ago bro?
Did I not say 20 minutes ago? I was like chat. I was just fucking around. I was like chat. I
Have a feeling I'm gonna pull an icon today, and then I even said like psych
Babe look it's you
It's you
It's you you know what that means we open a dynasty box
What?
huh
Yeah, I know but we won last and Los aliens we both won oh
Babe, do you realize how hard it is to pull a fucking piece? No that means my luck that means my luck is hot
That means my look is wrong
Yeah, you didn't have to fucking say that
Did y'all hear was she damn that's a wicked pack Nico Williams Kingsley Kuman?
Holy hell! From the 50k back! Did y'all hear what she just said?
She said we're so old, he's an icon now.
The helmet. Yeah. The helmet started.
Oh my god. I mean dude, if you're like an OG OG, you remember like...
Oh my god.
2014, bro.
Nah, Jesus
Yo chat, let me get a heart spam, please. Let me get some hearts in the chat. Jaken burger
Dropped $5 and he says it's been a tough year for our family
My father-in-law passed away from a heart attack and then a week later my mother-in-law
Lost her fight to brain cancer. We welcomed our first child a beautiful baby boy a week after
Hope your family is doing well, much love.
Amen, I'm sorry that you had to go through all that, bro.
Geez.
But it is awesome that you've welcomed a baby boy,
despite going through all that.
And that's a blessing right there.
So stay strong for your family.
And I'm sorry, dude, I'm sorry.
I don't really know what else to say.
Be there for your wife.
Yeah, you gotta be there for your wife, right?
100%, stay strong for your wife for sure.
That's tough, man.
That's tough as fuck.
Couldn't imagine going through that, but love, man.
Love, bro.
Lot of love your way.
Lot of positive energy.
And send me baby pictures
Because we're not too far from having kids ourselves, right?
We got a wedding coming up in April,
and I already told Peter like,
yo, that same night, we're gonna start attempting
to have kids checking you.
Can you believe that?
We're getting so old.
Look at us.
Come here, babe.
We're gonna be fucking, we're so fucking old, dude.
What is happening?
I'm gonna cry!
No, I think we'll be fine.
We'll just ask Chat for advice.
Like, I kind of like would worry about,
man, what do you do if your kid like doesn't stop crying?
You know?
But then we have Chat GPT, how to raise a kid.
Yeah, I'll ask you right now, hold on.
Chat GPT, in one paragraph,
tell me how to raise a kid.
Raising a child involves creating a nurturing safe
supportive environment that fosters emotional, intellectual and social development. It starts
with establishing a strong foundation of love, trust and open communication, allowing the
child to express themselves and feel valued. Setting clear boundaries and consistent discipline,
that's the most important thing, discipline, helps children understand expectations
and consequences, promoting responsibility and respect, encouraging curiosity and learning
both inside and outside the classroom
will inspire a lifelong passion for knowledge.
Being a role model is crucial
as children often emulate adult behavior.
That's what I'm mostly scared about.
Like what if my little kid sees me like,
chuck this fucking controller out the window.
Oh.
He's gonna be like,
da, da,
fucking do the same thing.
Finally, balancing guidance with space
to make their own decisions enables them
to build confidence and independence as they grow.
Listen, chat, GPT.
This is all great now, but at what age can I get my kid to start doing my SBCs squad battles division rival games?
Huh, is it three four five?
Like I started playing video games like competitively at five years old
I remember that did you guys know that the Nintendo 64 is 28 years old?
The Nintendo 64 is 28 years old
I still remember going to Toys R Us because my dad bought it for my brother for Christmas
And I was five years old watching my brother play GoldenEye would never pass me the fucking controller piss me off
And he had that sick controller too. It was like that purple one. It was see-through. She was badass, man
Think that's why I like video games so much. I just packed a fucking icon Peter. Holy shit
God damn I just packed a fucking icon and he's over a hundred K's pay the fuck up months
Pay the fuck up first icon of the year, baby. Whoo. Are these tradable?
Oh hell yeah. Do I use them or do I sell them into chat?
Bita, come here, come back, come back.
Hurry up, babe.
If you put it in the small hole, 50 gift and subs,
babe, 50 gifted subs, all you have to do
is put it in the small hole.
That's it, just put it in the small hole.
I'm pushing 55, bro.
I'm pushing 55, what am I doing?
All right, come on, babe.
I believe in you.
Here, just so you guys can see that we're not cheating,
you can see the ball right there.
That's about eight feet.
Come on.
Small hole, Peta, for 50 gifted.
50 gifted. Come on.
Oh my God, dude.
Wait a second.
Nico Williams!
I haven't, I haven't.
A hundred and fucking 30K plus Peta Czech, who's 300K.
Babe, this pack was like 560K.
We're eating good today, baby!
What'd you say I need to fix what?
Okay, there's no way you're, you're like me in division rivals.
There's no way you're making excuses about it being uneven.
Maybe it's just us and we just suck.
Okay, we weren't complaining the other day when I made it five times in a row.
Tom bout it's crooked and uneven and shit.
He still gives it 50 subs!
Shit!
Oh my god, she's, okay, okay, okay.
Yo, can we get a heart spam for FAMY?
You're insane brother. We just do I don't know what the fuck just happened. We just packed an icon
50 gifted
All right. Hey you made it in the big hole. That's not bad. Sometimes it goes in the wrong hole and that's totally fine
Totally fine. All right
Sometimes it goes in the wrong hole and everything is okay
It's traumatizing
Everything was going really well until she said that
brilliant
Brilliant. Oh my god.
What are we saying?
W go stupid. Oh wait, we need a we need to fucking pay up man. The answer was yes.
Dude, honestly, we packed multiple players that were over. All right, I fucking bro. Honestly, I just paid up to my believers, man.
Let's get it, baby!
Let's get it, baby!
Fucking Dubski.
Hey, you just know it's gonna be a good day, bro.
You just know it's gonna be a good day when you pack an icon to start the fucking stream, bro. Oh
Baby, I feel good right now chat. Do I build my team yet or no? Do I wait a little bit?
Frangar Fia, I bet you he's a
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Oh
My god, I got to change the YouTube title hold on. I
Packed an icon
Beimos what did you say?
Here's a fun squad for you. All right. Yo, wait hold on. Do I want a fun squad or do I want? Oh shit?
Okay, I'm 100% getting gg today. That's that's like that's a that's a must. I
Don't know if I should sell my pita check though
Like that's 300k more than I can have
Wait a second wait a second someone just said if you want those twins you got to start having some shala heat
with warm milk at night, my G.
Read upon it, it's great for stamina, endurance, and power.
I don't know what that is.
Eggplant for general health too, and gym gains.
Wait, if there's anyone that's gonna know
how to have twins, it's gonna be chat GPT.
Can you give me advice on how to have twins?
Having twins is largely influenced
by factors beyond one's control,
such as genetics, age, and family history, but there are a few steps you can consider to increase
your chances. Women over the age of 30, and those with a family history of twins, especially on the
mother side, are more likely to conceive twins naturally. Holy shit! Pete is over 30!
And I think her grandma her grandma her grandma had twins wait babe
Was your grandma a twin or did she have twins?
her grandma had twins
Certain dietary choices like consuming more dairy babe. Can you bring me a glass of milk and
Folic acid the fuck is folic acid Breva?
folic acid
And can you give me some phallic acid?
Have been linked to a slightly higher probability. I'm gonna need some vitro
ovulation stimulating medications
Milk? All right. No, Pita's family does have a history of twins and mine definitely doesn't but uh
What is this though? Shalahi Jit? I'm gonna Google that
Sheila
Shihalit, okay
It is
Predominantly biological origin formed in the mountains the blackish powder or an exudiate from high mountain rocks often found in the Himalayas
Afghanistan
All right, buddy
All right, bro. What does it do to your body?
It stimulates blood formation enhances blood oxygen carrying capability and improves nutrient absorption. Oh, baby. Oh
Baby I'm ready
I'm ready
Chad you guys drink a lot of milk. I'm not really a big milk guy. Oh
God oh
God
They just leaked some team of the wheat cards at him in the towel inform, but they drew so he ain't gonna get shit
I drink almond and oat milk. Yeah, but like y'all take a fucking glass of milk and drink it
Like I put milk in my coffee sometimes, but like I don't I don't like drink like milk like that
Like I have things that have milk in it, but like a glass of milk just chugging it like that, bro
Walk out and I skipped it center mid
little
How many coins am I I'm at 8 mil I think we're gonna build our team. Let's build our team. Let's build our team
Hey, let's build our team. Let's build our team. Let's build our team. Let's build our team. All right
Here we go
Good call. Good call. Good call, brother. Good call, brother. Good call my brother. All right, um
All right, let's do this 8.1 million
around these two right here for division one sweat
ready
Bosch and then I also said that I'm gonna go get GG
right I'm only using Peter check as I packed him but if bro sucks I'm gonna
sell him Gianni she got a new card 91 finishing bro let's pick her up let's
pick her up there we are 90 rated Gigi my queen my queen still have 7.5
million to work with can you guys see this by the way hold on oh hell yeah you
can all right chat 7.5 million give me another striker honestly I kind of want
to try a I kind of want to try that one dude what's his name to Dom bro like to
Dom SPC I feel like he always asked me in the in the in by Hansen for content
Hansen I already bought Gigi I already bought Gigi what is your favorite
condiment and why is it Valentina sauce brother how did you fucking know how did
you know it was Valentina sauce but it's got to be the black label all right
it's got to be the spicy one mashy with the 74 months lens with the 24 months
let's go chat should I do two down should I do the two down SPC everyone
Everyone keeps talking about that thing.
Sup, bud?
Sup, boys?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Bro, they said they fixed the menus.
Are you sure about that, brother?
No, no, no, someone just said something else.
Mia Ham, bro, I would only have 500K to work with.
I don't think that would be a smart decision.
Maybe, maybe, maybe at some point today we'll pick her up.
There was another one that you guys just said.
Who did you guys just say?
Someone just said something.
Fuck.
Tudam?
My goat, Sophia Smith.
Honestly, I think we should go with Sophia Smith.
Chat thoughts?
Sophia Smith.
Fucking perfect weak foot, bro.
I'd hit it.
All right, footy boss, bro.
Mira on the wall.
Ronaldinho.
I can't get Ronaldinho, bro.
I'm not quite there yet. All right. Oh my god. Yes, I can
Should I bid on this?
Should I bid on this shit? Why is he so cheap?
Why is he so cheap?
Sophia Smith. What if I get Dino and Sophia Smith? Oh
baby most important position are the center mids though
Are the center mids? What did you say in Bob 8? No, no, no, no, I need I've already used in Bob 8
I don't know if I should bid on this
5.1
Nah, Dino would be kind of epic right now, bro
He would be kind of epic and you know what's crazy
You know how I keep complaining about not having a skill move to do in in front of the box when I'm not facing the goal
I would just flick the ball the entire time over my defender
To try that maybe I don't know man. All right. Just yes or no should I at least bid on this if it goes for like over
I probably wouldn't get it talking to each other again and yes bit on this. Okay. Okay. So we're all on the same page that I should at least just
been on this right like 4.815 if it ends there, bro, we are lucky campers. Oh, yeah. All right, let's see. Let's see. Let's see.
Sophia Smith does sound pretty good though. Can't lie. 93 her speed boost is incredible. I don't know what to stop at.
I don't know. I just feel like spending so many coins on one player. All right, buddy.
All right, bro. All right. All right. Y'all can fucking have them.
Ah, Dooku RTTK. How much are we talking?
Left mid as well. Yes or no for Dooku. Yes or no for Dooku.
He's got a three star weak foot, man, which Loki is a bad idea.
He's poo.
Chad is saying no.
I mean, it's a nice looking card and I'm a big fan of Doku IRL.
But yeah, I think for FIFA, three star weak foot ain't it, chief?
Um, Chad, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to run it.
I'm going to have to run my queen.
I mean, pick up my queen.
All right.
I'm telling you, bro.
Sophia Smith and a whole lot of up top who stops us bro fucking perfect weak foot as
well man oh baby oh baby man low key we're building like a full female team man hey
yo nothing wrong with that alright before I forget I gotta give her a dead eye there
there we go. Dead eye baby. Trevella's all day long. Trevella's all day long. All right
yo for real though I need a left mid. I need a left mid. Best left mid in the game. Good
weak foot. Preferably left footed. Best left mid in the game. Preferably left footed
man. Outside the foot Trevella's bro. You need to do it. Grande mejor presi.
I don't have a run
They are more cabron
Rivery
Frank
I
Haven't tried them this year
What do we feel about big ribs?
What do we feel about the big ribs?
Hansen patry putteas who's potty that up
That up oh
Oh, Pothry Patrick Vieira?
Oh, no, you're talking about her.
Oh, shit.
Damn, God.
Oh, shit, does she have a center mid, though?
Yes.
There we go.
There we go.
It looking good.
It looking good.
Pick me, Aunt Ginola.
Do I want, chat, chat.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Ginola, Ribery.
Who was the other one that you said?
Ginola, Ribery.
And you guys were saying someone else.
Zidane in the middle
informed Vinny
Informed Vinny chat. I kind of just want to try new players to see if I discover any like crazy
Crazy boys, you know
Any crazy boys, you know
Gnola, I don't know man. It's Gnola that guy
Is he that guy though? Like is he actually not hell no I'm not paying 3.1 million for this shit
Hell no, I would rather just get informed Vinny
you kidding me I'd rather get informed Vinny than Gnola I also do have Neymar I
do have Valverde I mean I feel like Valverde and her in the middle are gonna
be so cold right good weak foot right good weak foot yeah man honestly I
think launch shots 91 bro that's exactly what I'm looking for man
Trevella's bro. Come on. Just don't know whether I should put her on this side.
Trevella's that way. Hold on. No, I'm doing this. Wait, does she have that? No, she
doesn't. Okay. Uh, finesse then. Fuck it. Wait, what's her? No, she looks really good.
No, for real though, chat. Left mid. Come on. Left mid. Left mid. How many coins
do I have? Should I just get informed? Vinny, I got 7.2, bro. Give me a
I left me that's like insane.
Odhin Robin, he's not in the game.
Someone said informed son.
Chat, what about informed son?
Yes or no?
Informs Yunmin son, yes or no?
For some cheeky finesse shots?
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
I'm game.
I am game.
I am game, I am game.
I am totally game for this.
I think it's a good decision.
I really do.
I really do.
This attack is looking nice, bro.
It's looking nice, bro.
It's looking real nice, bro.
OK, the problem is 6.3 million for some.
How much is Hullet, bro?
All right.
Should I sell Valverde to go get Rude Hullet?
Should I sell Valverde to get Hullet?
Just know that that's an option that I'm thinking of.
I'm thinking about it.
I'm thinking about it.
Focus on team chemistry.
You're right.
You're right.
You're totally right.
Let's see.
Some more icons then, right?
Surely, some more icons.
Yeah, I don't know how the fuck we're going to get hit.
Who's like Tottenham's best player?
I know Romero has a new card.
Pedro Polo, Turbo Timo, no shot, bro.
We lost to this shit?
We lost to this?
Vanda Vim, bro.
Forgot about that fraud is he actually good in game though? Like is he good?
Is he good though? Like is he is he is he is he good?
Yes, okay, you know how some players are just fast and that's it. I need him though. I do need him
What foot is he?
Left footed love that that's actually pretty good. All right, and then we need another center back
Man, you guys are not making me really waste all my coins, man. I've got 6.2 million
Should I get Maldini?
Should we put Maldini back there? Maldini chat?
Shop Stomp!
Big Shop! Back there!
Oi! Oi!
Dang, how tall?
Dang, press one for Shop Stomp, press two for Maldini.
Come on.
Shop or Maldini?
One for Shop, two for Maldini. What do we got? Oh, look at all the ones, man.
Look at all the work, bro. Hey, let's fucking run it man
I really like what we're building because if for whatever reason I start getting cooked
I have to go get that root hullet then right? I like that bro. I like that and that helps sunny boy as well
Okay, now we need to focus on um
On Feve, Sophia Smith damn dude. I
Don't know how the hell we're gonna we're gonna get full chemistry on this
any any ideas chat any ideas any ideas for some full chemistry rip arena man I
mean technically I like let me see it would this work oh no just anyone no
right fuck you're gonna have to get who Roberto Carlos big rubber toe that you
He's got an incredible speed boost this year, right?
Roberto, left back chat.
What do we think?
Trevella shots, 94 long shots.
Damn.
Bacha, left back.
OK, OK, OK.
Let me see her.
Oh, that's going to help.
That's going to help.
What's her name?
Does she get a special card?
Hyperlink to what's her name?
Gigi.
Hyperlink to Gigi.
Do I need, I need her, I need her, I need her, I need her.
No, dude, but what about Sophia Smith chat?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Fuck dude, come on.
Bang.
And then, no dude, we are cooked.
25 Ken.
We're gonna have to switch a midfielder.
I do, I do, I do like her though.
I do like her, I do like her.
I do like her.
I
Put the ass instead of al verde 27 chem is fine. I
Can sell Valverde man, but he's just amazing right put the ass
Don't you feel like you need some some kind of like how tall is Valverde you need height in the midfield
You need height in the midfield man. You know those like
extra square passes
You need that shit, especially in these tight games
You need to win those headers to like flick them forward and shit, you know
That's why I wanted to hold it so bad and I think the other girls are shorty
57 so how tall is
putteas
5 8 damn 5 star 5 star though
Yeah, but what about Sophia Smith though, man?
What okay, what right back should I get let's just do that
I might just say fucking and not play on full camp, but I think that's important man
Especially when you talk about like a I and all that bullshit
Hey, thank you so much, Blitzy. I appreciate it, man. Lost in Los Aliens. We both got
victories.
Go with Kaffu Castro. Kaffu, Kaffu, Kaffu, Kaffu, Kaffu, Kaffu.
Kaffu. Holy shit.
Call me, beat me. If you want to reach me,
big Kaffu, whoever said they fixed the menus, they have not.
28 chemistry any changes any changes Sophia Smith main Sophia Smith nah
bro we've got to find a way to get this on full chemistry I know manager might
help yeah I don't know if it's my controller or the menus but this shit
feels awful right now golly oh let's see Mia Hamm
Rudiger for Vanda van and Rose LaValle for Sophia no dude I really really
Really really want to use her. I'm telling you she's insane, bro. She's so good
Inform Rodman
Trinity oh shit
Four star four star Sophia's four star five star
Foodie everyone is saying foodie. You're the only one that said foodie brother who that is Julie foodie
How tall is she five six?
for who? For for her foodie right here. Does that give me out that does that put
me on full chem? Chad, should I do that? Should I do that? Hey, what up Leo? How
are you buddy? She has ass stats. Yeah, but we kind of like I mean we're just
gonna have to rely on a Valverde is 79 defensive awareness brother. 85 standing
tackle though. Fuck it bro. I'll put her as a super sub then. That does fix our
issues though. Damn, she's in the 500k range as well. Chilling on four million
coins still man. I'm not gonna spend them all though. Let's see if this squad's
good enough for D1. It has to be. It has to be. There's no way we get
Cooked.
First game, Olpenda, Foodie.
She's hella short.
Right?
Decent weak foot.
I don't know how her finesse shots are.
Good passing.
Decent long shots.
The amount of Trevellas that I score right now is crazy.
All right.
32.
And then all we need is a, oh, whoa.
How many scam calls do you guys get a damn day you meet this shit, bro? Sorry
Oh
No, what do I need? What do I need? What do I know my controller has controller drift, bro?
Are you kidding me stick drift? Yeah, whoever said they fixed this dude. There's no look dude. There's no way
33 cab
There we have it
There we have it
What do I put on him anchor? I like it. I do like it
I do like it. Hold on though. I do need to center back on the bench in case we come up against the five in the fucking back or rats
I need to center back. I need to center back for these five in the back or ass, dude
Wouldn't be surprised if we come up against a few here
Marquinhos I swear I have edamilla towel. There he is
There he is
Just in case you play a five in the back or at here we go, baby. What time is it 1114?
perfect man come on dude how many wins do I need to get oh wait no I have the
rewards yeah so I get I get the best division one rewards chat based on how
many wins I did like I'm good for division one oh baby let's go dude two
player picks let's go baby let's go baby I've been playing this game too much
man honestly I've been playing this game a little too much but I need a
fucking touch grass fam. I need to touch some grass brother. Let's go baby lock in man.
The oldest FC player in division one. Don't choke fatty prediction time. Someone run a
prediction but don't make it about me winning or losing because then there are so many
people that hit me with death threats when I choke? How about you make it will
Castro score two or more goals? I shout to Pagel, I shout to Pagel. Will I score
two or more goals? Will Vonda what? Will Vonda then run the whole team and
assist all right skates brother all right brother
uh lamina mall received the most votes which gave him a better chance than in
bop it of being selected as player of the month
this friday i don't know what my twitter is not loading but chat
player of the month lamina mall this friday
St. Maximum, SBC, WL.
I would still keep waiting.
Like, I would wait, right?
I would save your fodder
and all your, like, hi-rated players
for something like this.
You know, I would've just do SBCs to do them.
All right, Chad, here we go, Division One.
I think this is our first.
I'm being sniped, 100%.
I just got fucking sniped, didn't I?
This guy, well, this guy waited
for the countdown to go down.
Oh, God, we're finished.
I wouldn't just do SBCs just to do them, you know?
Alright, just don't have five in the back and we're good.
Oh, oh!
Alright, here we go, good luck!
Nah, dude, I don't even want to play Division 1. I'm out of here, dude. I'm out of here.
There's no way. I'm not doing this shit, bro. I'm not fucking doing this shit, dude.
I'm not doing it, dude.
Like, like, this is sad, dude. This is sad. This is fucking sad.
You are you are a sad individual dude. All right. You are a sad as fuck
All right, you are a sad human being. What are you doing dude? All right. I'm 33 fucking years old you pussy
Are you serious?
Are you fucking serious, bro? You even fucking do that shit?
No, I gotta learn it. I gotta learn it. I gotta learn it. I'm learning that I told you
You've got to abuse these things, bro.
You've got to abuse these things.
I told you, man, five in the back.
You're not going up again.
Like, I'm already down 1-0, bro.
Oh my god.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Now I'm triggered.
Now I'm really triggered.
And now I'm playing triggered.
God, I hate this game.
I was so excited as well, man!
Fuck.
I should have trusted Sophia's left foot.
She has a good weak foot.
I should have trusted Sophia's left foot.
I'm an idiot.
Good tackle.
EA Sports, why didn't you just give me that ball, EA?
Why didn't EA just give me that ball, dude?
Come on.
I can't believe he did that.
I can't believe he did that.
Come on boys, these little weasels, these little rats.
They need the kickoff glitch.
Oh shit, how do I stop it?
How do I stop it?
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
All he didn't do at this time.
But he still scored off kickoff.
Oh my god.
Two kickoff goals this game.
This guy is the king of kickoffs, bro.
What the fuck?
What the, there's no way, man.
Like take away the kickoffs and this fraud is shit!
Dude, this game, nah, dude, why did I get to Division 1?
I honestly could just be a Division 7 player and just chill, right?
Nah, he's gonna do it again, what did he do?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, okay, okay, just waste fucking time until the kickoff, uh, DDA expires.
Waste time until DDA kickoff expires.
Do we think it expired?
Yeah, yeah, surely it's done.
Surely it's done, come on.
Like, why don't you play the game the right way, huh?
Like, with speed glitches and shit, huh?
Instead of kickoff glitches, huh, buddy?
Why don't you play the right way?
Honestly, that's a foul ref.
It's not even this fall. It's EA's fault.
My goat, Shaelin.
I don't think I've scored a free kick.
No, I think I've only scored one this year.
Let's make it two.
Come on, Queen. Come on, Queen.
Holy shit.
No, no, no, no, the shop, the shop, stop.
Holy shit, he tried it again.
He realized that he shit at the game and he's only going to kick off glitches.
Oh no, you little rat.
Oh my, I almost don't want to score anymore, so he doesn't do the glitch.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
E8 just gave him the ball again.
Oh, this game is brilliant.
Nah, just get to half time, bro.
We need to discuss.
We need to discuss what's happening right now, dude.
Oh god, oh god.
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Shake off glitches?
How do I do that shit, bro?
How do I do that?
He sends a player on a run, right?
Send her on a run.
Give her the ball back.
Oh god, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't know how to do it.
I'm gonna figure that out, though.
You guys can call me a fucking rat,
but if I wanna get out of this damn division,
You've got to figure that shit out, Bucco.
It's a good ball.
Slight delay, but that's fine.
There's a fucking fruit fly right in front of my face, bro.
Damn, fruit fly.
Good defending.
Good, good, good.
Fight.
No, speed boost coming in.
Speed boost coming in.
Stop the speed boost.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Gigi Trevella, Gigi Trevella, Gigi Trevella.
Fuck! Unlucky GG! Unlucky! I didn't green time it. That was my fault.
I didn't green it. I didn't green it. That's my fault. That's my fault. That's my fault.
Holy fucking pass, bro. What am I seeing?
Bro, this guy has like a different set of glitches in this game.
Or maybe I haven't played the game long enough.
I feel like this guy's got a whole different list of...
Metataptics.
Get tackled?
Get tackled?
Alright, let's get to halftime.
Alright, you know what? Hey!
Considering my G over here, is the master of kickoff goals,
I think we're playing pretty damn well.
Alright, we gotta do some fucking research.
We've gotta do some research.
How to kick off Glitch on FC-25.
tutorial here we go what the fuck I've never seen a tutorial where it wasn't
successful okay hold on hold on he passes it sends her on a run passes it
to who though is that it was that it I just didn't do it right oh you little
Butthole man. I think that might have been it. I just I didn't I didn't do it
right or maybe I took too long. Whatever I'll practice. I'll practice it. It's a
good ball. Are we sure about that referee? Are we sure about that ref? God man
Roberto Carlos is so hard to beat. Yeah I should probably be attacking her
We're uh, we're right back.
Oh it's out alho, it's even worse.
Trevella?
I can't green a Trevella with Gigi, man.
Fuck.
It's the second good look I get and I can't- oh my god, this guy just did a double speed
boost.
Holy shit.
Double speed boost on the way, who was that?
Good Gigi, good Gigi, good read, good read, what do we have over here, what do
we have over here?
Gigi, I pressed pass!
GG!
I pressed pass! Why didn't you pass it? She was wide open! What did I- No!
No! Why didn't she pass it? I pressed triangle!
Good, good run, good run, good run, good run!
Good! Flick it one more!
Oh my god, I wanted one more flick!
Wow, this is out of yummy.
Oh no.
Oh no, good save, good save, good save.
Shit.
It was a good save, but I almost conceded.
Cook, cook, cook.
Dude, man.
Borrowed, bro.
I don't know why I keep trying them.
They just don't work.
I don't know why I keep trying to borrow, bro.
Whoa, it was good, but it was bad.
It was good and then it turned bad.
Watch this through ball.
Speed boost.
Good read, good read, good read, good read, good read.
Good read, good read, good read.
Sender, Sender GG Queen.
Yes.
No!
Fucking Roberto, man.
Stopping my speed boost.
Good.
Good.
Oh, we look great.
Switched to my player, yay!
It just switched to her!
Oh my God, that could have been it!
Oh my God.
That was such a good, oh no!
Hauga!
Good, good, good.
No, no, no, no, no.
Good!
I wanna win this game so bad.
I don't like this speed boost rat.
good good good good gg please gg no don't go out of bounds yes oh my god
that's kafu when that when that when that vodka good vodka good vodka
La vaca move la vaca move la vaca move good good
I want to get aggressive I want to get aggressive I want to win this game
I I'm okay with risking it and potentially losing it, but I want to try to win it
Fuck the draw
Look at this bullshit from EA man get the fuck out of here RBA in the middle doesn't work
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Oh my god. Oh my god. You just what you just what?
Last shot. Let's get last shot. Let's get last shot cheese. Last shot cheese cannot get one green time shot today. Not one
Fuck bottled it bottled it bottled it bottled it bottled it bottled it. Fuck dude
All right, you know what fuck it man. I mean
She wasn't for those kickoff
Fucking gold, bro.
Shaylin, 9.5 rating, my queen.
Chat, what do we think?
Okay, dude, I need to learn this shit. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Go back, go back, go back, go back.
So this middle, yo, this number eight here, he's got to have great passing, right?
All right, or does he have to have like a, like a play style to do this?
Oh my God.
No, anyone can do it.
It's the Kansas Eye Glitch.
Long ball helps.
What was the other one he did?
Look at Sophia Smith.
Oh my God, who stopped Sophia Smith?
That's the only green time shot that I had.
And then he did this one.
I don't know what this one was.
This one was just weird.
He just did like a through ball.
I'm not really worried about that one.
I'm not really worried about that one.
What a free kick, by the way.
Oh my God.
What a free kick.
Oh baby.
Yeah, Kieze is very good, man.
I like Kieze a lot.
He was in the last team.
I don't know, dude.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't think it's, I think I'm...
One more score.
Your vision can't get up to this.
Okay, start a run with your striker using L1, okay?
That's easy.
Pass it to find your center mid with long pass plus
and press L1 plus triangle before hitting the ball.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Press L1 plus triangle before hitting the ball.
Okay, that's just over the top three ball.
How's he not offside though?
That's so whack, man.
That is so, so whack, bro.
Honestly, man.
I
Welcome to getting nothing, but fucking draws, buddy
of course
You thought five five in the back and speed boost was the only thing that you needed to
learn
Sorry
Yeah, what do we think of the team though?
I'm not gonna lie. I didn't really notice much of her
Right. She dude. Honestly. She feels amazing the speed boost feels great. I bottled it though, man
I couldn't get one green time shot with Gigi Trevella not one
If I would have just gotten one we would have won the game man
Human son didn't really notice him either. Sophia Smith got herself a goal. Of course. She's the best caffu. I
Mean, he's the one that stopped the second kickoff glitch, right?
Jop Stam. He stopped the second
He's he's cold. He's actually pretty fucking cold
He's cold. I
I don't think we played bad, but wait so long ball plus
If you think this has to be enough though, right, but we need this but plus center mids with long ball plus
She doesn't have it either. Oh
my god, if there's someone with
ping pass
No long ball plus. I hate that shit so much
should have been a win bro that should have been a win man we shouldn't be
drawing of that little rat honestly he sucked without that kickoff glitch shit
he was bad that's why he has to learn that shit right oh man one putt small
hole says Campbell let's go all right here we go here we go chat 10 gifted
subs for someone that spams Kappa. Come on. There it is. That was my first try. The other
one was pre-recorded, didn't count. It was pre-recorded. Pre-recorded. What intonation
is this? United will face a 10 million Euro Adidas penalty clause plus fresh FFP challenge
if they fail to qualify for the Champions League this season.
Adidas bet on us to qualify for the Champions League?
Brother, sick.
All right, let's run it back, Turbo.
Yo, Campbell, thank you for the one gift it's up.
Appreciate you, buddy.
United are just bad.
Yeah, yeah, thanks for, yeah, thanks.
Thanks, appreciate that, appreciate that.
All right, no changes, man, no changes.
I think the squad played very well, right?
I think Sophia Smith is a much-needed player
because her speed boost feels incredible.
She might be one of the only players
that might be able to double speed boost, right?
Wait, do I have enough time to go into another game
before a content or should I wait?
You know what?
Let's run a giveaway.
How about that?
How about that?
Let's run a giveaway.
How about that?
How about that?
How about that?
Yeah, I don't want to rush.
I don't want to rush.
I don't want to rush.
Let's do keyword, Sophia.
Sophia, Sophia, S-O-P-H-I-A, Sophia, Sophia.
You should try Diabe.
Diabe, Diabe.
Listen, I think I thought we played very well that game,
Chad.
I thought I played really well.
It's just I was somewhat caught off guard
with his little kickoff boost.
It's called the KSI glitch.
It's been in FIFA for like a decade
and they've never gotten rid of it.
All they have to do is adjust the AI defensively
or even just slowly lessen the speed of the runner
just for the first like two seconds and then you're good.
But no.
Competitive eSports, welcome.
What's that?
When they come for you, a bar boy, a bar boy,
a bar boy, a whatcha gone do?
A whatcha gonna do?
I wanted to come for you, a bar boy, a bar boy.
Um, all right, let's roll this shit.
Yo, love you too, aunt.
Thank you, Matthew.
Appreciate the 27 months, big boy.
ChefboyRD, what a commercial.
Thank you for the six months.
Santana, thank you, buddy. Yo primal rage thank you for the 47 months
Prince thank you for the 32 months much love from Jamaica my bro. Hey, thank you so much, man
Mr.. Nasty thank you for the 28 months adopt me, unk
Malcolm, thank you turn on tts, unk
Bro, you guys you guys donate the dumbest ish ever while I'm in games, bro
with TTS. I'll probably turn TTS on during games. We'll see. We'll see how well you guys
behave. Bardo, thank you for the 18 months, my G. Appreciate you bro. Thank you. All right,
let's run it. Demon Slayer, thank you for the sub, man. Thank you for the sub, man.
Thank you for the sub, man. So glad you're back to nearly full-time streaming. Four
out of seven days awful week isn't bad for you. All right, bro. Bro, I've been
We're taking one day off a week, all right, relax.
Once I master this game, then we go part time.
According to my calculations, there's a 99% chance
there's a one-of-one messy in your next dynasty box.
We are opening up a dynasty box.
Castro collects does not go live until two hours from now.
So we'll see what we get.
We'll see what we get.
But, yes, we will be doing a dynasty box, Los and Las Aliens, both won.
Which means we celebrate.
I'm looking for a nene, I'm looking for a, obviously a Messi or Ronaldinho, right?
Ah, shit, I'll even take an Erling Holland on card auto, right?
Right now's a good time to pick up some.
I think early and howling cars are kind of cheap
Not cheap, but they're like
Not as much as I think they should be
He's like this generation's
Jude Bellingham R9
That's right. That's right. That's right
You can a yaya come in here yaya
Yaya yaya
What are you doing you bad girl you such an old gal you such a bad
I think he's such an old gal.
Ooh, I can tell you just had a lot of water.
Looking like a bowling ball.
All right, let's roll this buddy.
Let's roll this buddy.
Good luck everyone, good luck everyone.
We'll do a little $50 gift card to start things off here.
All right, the winner is J. Lachlome.
J. Lachlome, congratulations my brother.
J. Lach, good shit bro, good shit, good shit,
good shit, congrats my man.
Congrats my man, congrats my man.
These lads don't mess about.
Yeah man, I mean if you wanna really increase
your chances at winning,
I think running a five back would be smart.
Although, you still have to know how to play the game
if you're running a five back, but,
all it's doing it's just putting
another AI defender back there, you know?
You're just more likely to somehow get the ball
for like through an interception.
Man United kit we got ten minutes if
Content is Drive will go right back into another D1 game. I don't know there's nothing more satisfying though than beating the five back, right?
But I try telling you guys man all these guys these low divisions are all rats
And if you don't play like a rat you're just gonna lose dude
You're gonna lose the game is the game is meant for you to
use if you want to be in these lower divisions it's how you win it's how you
win unless you know of something different Ross Connor thank you for the
48 months my man yo Castro yo yo yo yo yo yo yo damn what was that old yo yo
call chat it was it was a yo yo that could sleep really well man I used to
be so into yo-yos bro used to get them at Toys R Us Flamingo kids called yo-yo
it had a name dude it had a name like it's called a yo-yo no trompo no yo mega
no it was called the fireball fireball yo-yo oh my god oh wait it is called
You're right, but it was called the fireball dude. Dude
Dude, I used to be so cold with yo-yos, bro
Honestly, I used to also be cold with thrumples
Do some what?
Someone said do some 77 upgrades. All right. All right. All right. I got you bro. I got you. Are they unlimited?
They are
Oh damn they are rare players and
All right, let's run some of these man.
Let's run some of these man.
Let's run some of these man.
Six of them.
Why are you looking at me?
All on me.
I just don't like how slow the servers are
or else I would run more.
But maybe we can get a hundred of these ready
for tomorrow or something.
I don't know, we'll figure it out.
Right?
I'll do probably like 10 or so
and see if they're worth doing.
Use a Squad Builder.
Ah, let's do this.
Maybe this will be quicker, one sec.
All right, one, two, three, four, five.
Yeah, BS, they fixed the servers, bro.
There's no way, or the menus, they still feel cheeks.
Look, look, look, oh my God.
Wait, did the update happen already or no?
Or is it going to happen?
Grind with that booty, yo, me.
Oh God, not one rare.
Not one rare, not one rare.
Yeah, that fireball, yo, yo.
Oh, it's only on PC.
Oh, that's why.
That's why, that's why, that's why.
I haven't released it yet on console.
Sorry, sorry.
Some of us are still playing on console.
All right.
I wish, I wish I would have played on PC though.
I'm not gonna lie.
I do wish.
Like if you're still debating whether or not
to get the game, get it on PC.
And good luck with the hackers.
Oh, I lied.
I'm only doing five.
Two, three.
four five six one two three four five did you guys know that Chris Smalling played in Saudi Arabia
chat did y'all know that no you did not while you're a fake fan I'm not a fan bro Chris Smalling
market wait wait wait PC market and console market is the same market
No, I think PC have their own market. I think we have our own market. Yeah, exactly
Is it bad like how much like someone go check right now? How much is Valverde on PC today?
Mike Smalling I said Chris Smalling. Didn't I I might have said Mike honestly
It's bad, but not horrible. She's 800k
No way. Oh
You're the best. Did you make pancakes? Oh?
Now I was just wondering, thank you so much.
It smells like pancakes.
Chat, what do we think?
Got some eggs and turkey from my fiance, Peter,
with some mango thoughts.
Babe, thank you so much.
I wasn't really hungry, but I'll definitely
take the protein for sure.
You know what I'm saying?
Milady, thank you, thank you, thank you.
It's a good day today, man.
It was a good day up until that kid
Did that kickoff glitch one, two, three, four, five.
All right, well, I get a walkout in five packs.
That's the prediction, fellas.
Will I get a walkout in five 77 plus packs?
Yes, no two minute prediction, run it up, buddy.
Run it up, buddy.
Prediction is live.
All right, bro.
Bro, who did this to Wayne Rooney?
I forget that he's the Argyle manager, Plymouth Argyle.
How are they doing this season?
Rooney, oh, I thought Rooney was always like
a pretty mediocre manager.
Oh, wow, you guys are playing well.
You had Burnley tonight.
All right, is the prediction over yet or no?
40 seconds left on the prediction fellas, let's go.
Argyle, Wayne Rooney.
10 seconds.
10 seconds!
Will we see a walkout? Here goes the first back
Nope!
Come on one walkout one
Wait, who is this? We gotta pay up. Yes. That's like a walkout
No, we've got to pay out yes, dude
We've got to pay out yes chat
dude kundae from a 77 rated pack and bro is a hundred and twenty shut up bozo no
dude dude dude that's more than any other walkout I would have packed oh my
god these 77 plus packs are fucking insane bro the second one no that was
crazy
That was actually crazy. That was that we got an 81 plus times three triple upgrade pack
I might a if you guys want your your 82 plus times three packs open for a YouTube video
Shareplay
Castro no, what is it code castor 1021 is the PSN mods pin the PSN. I'm gonna do a few of these for
For a video to see if they're any good
Even though the 77 plus is where to be Loselso three-star week foot
center mid
Not too shabby again personally stay away
Save your fodder for a lamina mall. Let's take a look at some
Evos and then I'll finish off the the prediction
The prediction the prediction the prediction
Glow up
All right, I think all these were here already, right?
I'm still standing down.
And I'm not not not not.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I still can't believe we just got that Kunda.
That was kind of crazy.
Streamer luck, baby.
Streamer luck, baby.
No player, SBC today.
I think that was from yesterday, by the way.
Cheeky little Promo packs that will open up after this
as well.
Here we go.
I think we should do.
I think we should pay up the prediction.
Kunde is like better than a walkout.
120K.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, man.
Please be a walkout.
Please be a walkout.
Please be a walkout.
Please be a walkout.
All right, you guys got lucky.
You guys got so lucky.
So lucky.
Did you go to the gym this week, mate?
Always, baby.
Actually did hot yoga yesterday a new prediction actually. No, let's do those 82 types three packs
If you guys want to be in the video send a share plates a coat cast or 1021
Let's see what those 80 actually. Let me start off with it on my account. Let's see if we get anything good
Yeah, we did a little hot yoga yesterday chat is better than yours. I
Did I just been sitting in this damn chair grinding rivals for so long. I just see like a good stretch, you know
what is this 83 no what did I do la la la la la the new Ben Jeter Julian
Alvarez oh god here we go is better than y'all damn right is better than y'alls
I can teach you but I got to charge my milkshake brings other boys today
Yeah, favorite milkshake flavor.
There's a fucking question.
Favorite milkshake flavor.
82 plus times three.
Here we go.
Guaranteed walkout.
Guaranteed walkout.
There it is.
Bill Neville, nice.
All right, what do we have here?
Coconut?
Coconut milkshake.
What the fuck?
That dude, what?
I ain't get a milkshake that's flavored coconut, bro.
The best milkshake on planet Earth is vanilla, bro.
Vanilla milkshakes are the best.
Banana clear.
Where are you guys getting these?
I've never even tried a banana milkshake.
All right, buddy.
All right, let's go.
82 plus times three packs for the video.
He has set his code Castro 1021.
Let's see who gets the newest, or not the newest, the best player.
Manchester United have won their appeal of Bruno Ferdinandes' red card.
He will be available for the next three fixtures.
Now, will we hold the referee accountable?
What happens to the referee?
Huh?
Huh?
If Bruno was still on the pitch, we would have, at the very minimum, drawn that game.
All right. What did I tell you? What did I tell you? These referees, man, they need
to be held accountable, bro. I tried to tell you guys. Bro, you played worse with him.
Not true. Good luck. Oh, God. You know what? Even if it's on a walkout, it could still
be pretty good all right who's up next who's up next go check that referees
up bank statements I bet you he went to Vegas and had a lot of money I'm Bruno
to get a red holy squad very nice bro very nice very nice I tried telling you
guys I tried I tried 82 plus times three let's go all right one of y'all has to
hit a big boy who left mid Sadio money
Sadio Liverpool fans do y'all miss money or nah you guys are probably so
happy and content with Lucho DS probably forgot about him probably forgot
about him nah 82 plus times three let's get it let's get it United won the
Bruno appeal I know I just we just we just talked about it we just talked
about it we just talked about it isn't that crazy that just goes to show all
of you people that said it was a red card there you go there's your there's
your answer thank god my goat my captain hey yeah everybody say body
Yaya. She's being a very bad girl. She's being a very bad girl. Can't really tell
what she's looking at but she's being a very bad girl. She's like, fuck you then.
Holy shimokes baby! Aw, first owner Jude Bellingham. Oh, baby! Very nice. Oh shit,
sorry nice team bro nice team nice team nice team good luck bro may you be the
first one to get a walkout from your 82 plus times tree packet
that's right walk out come on now a walkout centered Spanish boondas who
Malcolm and Alex Garcia. Unlucky champ. Unlucky. Unlucky. Unlucky. Unlucky. Come on, we're chasing that, uh,
aw, that guy was gonna send a message. That guy was gonna send a message.
Fuck off, coconut milkshake is the best. Come to the Netherlands and taste it bozo.
This looks like diabetes, bro. Alright. And honestly, like, this doesn't really look good, bro.
Let me show you what a real milkshake looks like, all right?
Let me show you what a good milkshake looks like, all right? Just so we're on the same page, all right?
Here you go. Here you go
All right, what do you all think of this right here, chat? Oh, baby. Oh
Baby, and if you're feeling good you throw some nuts in that. Okay, a little hot fudge. You grab a spoon. Oh
Oh, baby. McDonald's just has the best everything. All right. They've got the best fries. They've
got the best chicken nuggets. They've got the best burgers. They've got the best Coca
Cola. They've got the best everything, the best cookies. All right. They've got everything
anything. All right? Hashtag not an ad. So, where's that? Where's that? Comment
out, you are so wrong. They've got the best type. Where are you? Your hairline
is the ad. All right, buddy. All right, buddy. I still can't believe that I get
bullied by my hairline. Like, my hairline is genuinely not even that bad, dude.
Like look what's so bad by the way I try to give myself a fade
How did I do I?
Try to I try to give myself a fade this morning. How did I do chat?
No one said anything so far. So I'm thinking I why are you lowly?
Were you faded? Oh?
Is this the same guy my bad my bad my bad?
No, dude. I wasn't faded. I was not faded
Hit up my boy Alan. Who's your boy Alan?
Do we know the same Alan? I mean bro. Do you?
Do you guys know how much barbers charge for a fucking haircut nowadays, dude?
Like what fucking what happened to $15 haircuts dog? Hey, see diddy don't ever fucking call me see diddy again
All right, don't ever ever call me see diddy again
Capiche
Thank you. What's the best formation this year? It depends. It depends. It depends. What what are your goals with FIFA?
Are you trying to be in the elite division?
If so, I'm going to say five in the back, all right?
Or 442.
If you're like chilling in division five, division six,
442.
442, you should be good.
But I don't really think, I mean, the formation matters,
but more or less, you've got to learn how to speed boost.
And Green Time Travella.
Speed boost and green time
Travellers will find you a lot of success in this video game full of
Cheeks
Yeah, I don't know what I just did
What did I do?
What what what what what?
Hey Castro just wanted to give you an update on the situation on Israel about an hour ago
I ran fire 350 plus rockets at Israel in response of the elimination of
Nasrallah which is the head of Hezbollah.
What?
I have just got out of a one by two safe room
with four members of my family.
Thankfully everyone is fine
and we are hoping for better times to come.
Uh, God damn brother.
Uh, wow.
Listen man, I pray for you and the world
and I hope that you and your family are safe.
Okay?
I like I can't be the only one that feels like the world is at war right now and that fucking sucks
You know because like for example yourself
and a lot of other innocent people are just being like
Put into situations where
Like what is that really the answer? Surely not right?
Alex, thank you for the one year.
Kane Page, thank you for the 11 months.
Chris from Berlin, dropping the big boy 85 months.
All right, I don't know if I open everything.
I just think that like it's lagged out.
Like it's just lagged out.
There's no way that I did this money already.
Right?
But it's not really loading.
All right, this dude called me fucking Edgar, bro.
What?
Let's open his pack and let's laugh at the shit
he's about to get.
Um, but yeah, bro, stay safe, man, please stay safe
Bruno red card overturned. I tried to tell y'all. Oh my god
Our hallelujah
Yeah, we did see this fellas and again. I have a few questions. I
Have a few questions. Why is it it that when this specific play happened?
Why didn't the referee say hey
Let's go check VAR. Let's go look at the little
iPad computer shit and
Let's confirm that it was a red card
Why didn't we do that? All right, these 82 by 3s are so bad and it's not letting me open anymore
That's just how I feel. I
Don't know man. Yeah, bitch. Yeah, bitch. Yeah, bitch
Bro, I really want to watch a stream, but we are at war
That's it. That's the last week. I just got Jesus. All right chat. Hey, I think today's uh
Yeah, I did I did pack an icon. I think today's meta is gonna be grindy one and open up some uh after every game
We open up 577 plus packs
Tots
You're probably wondering why I just got a mother f in kundae from this thing brother
Here's the attack don't show on stream that's just how I feel even one sec Bobby
give me one sec give me one sec give me one sec this is these are the way holy
mox fam oh not who doggie either who doggies a beast what a goal watch this
What a free kick from Khan Kieraren.
Lachi, for Kairin and Kairin and then he goes from Tipper to the left foot and then he does it well! And he criticizes!
Lachi, for Kairin and Kairin and then he goes from Tipper to the left foot and then he does it well! And he criticizes!
Damn.
Damn! Damn, brother! Damn! Damn! D-d-d-d-damn!
Caster try this in your next game. I
Am trying the kickoff glitch in my next game. All right, that's what I'm trying
I'm trying to kick off glitch if I see anyone call me a rat
I'm gonna block you ban you report you
Why do I have milkshakes on my walls bro? What all right? Let's do let's do one more and then let's try to find a d1 game chat
Elite rivals here. We come
Wait, when does the Champions League start?
Well, 1 hour and 40?
That's just how I feel.
That's just how I feel.
Man, we really need that update quick, bro.
We really need that update quick, bro.
How many do I have?
Wait, I didn't open the promos yet.
Did I?
Did I?
I did not open the promos yet.
Let's do that after the game.
Let's do that after the game.
I'm craving another game here.
Damn.
I wanted to play rush as well, bro
W song baby real ones know about this jam
Bro, would y'all be mad if we listen to nothing, but Mexican bangers on stream
Please
Like hold on let me give you another one, bro
Hold on. I got to quickly wash my hands. It's time. Oh come on. All right. What about this one?
Lock in
Locking!
Five in the back!
Pause music! Five in the back! Five in the back! Alert! Wait, no, he doesn't have five in the back.
He has imbop it! Pause! Imbop it!
He's got imbop it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. No, no, no, no, no, no music!
Oh wait, do you guys want TTS on?
Okay, uh, fuck I don't know how to do this
Okay, not this game. Honestly the Spanish songs might make me kind of like cook bro kickoff switch. How do I do it again?
Come on
Good
Green, green, green, welcome to division one, welcome to FC 25, green from Gigi.
I told you automatic if you can learn how to green them.
Please do not do the kickoff glitch.
We're playing against Mbappe, we're playing against Mbappe, we're playing against Mbappe,
we're playing against Mbappe, that's okay.
Come on, come on remember green is all you need.
Green is all you need.
green green, green green green okay all right this is not good good good good good.
I need tall center mid shot.
You need tall center mids you need tall center mids thank God for Queen Gigi.
This guy is obviously a very very good dribbler this guy knows how to dribble him he knows
how to green.
They got a little mess.
Come come.
Good.
It's a terrible pass.
Winnable game winnable game.
We got an early lead as well, which is very nice.
Switch switch switch.
Watch him bop it.
It's not a foul rep.
Football prep.
Come on.
You play ball rep.
Surely.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh god. Good job! EA, EA, don't do this EA. EA, EA, EA, EA, EA, EA, EA, EA, EA, EA, EA.
Oh my god! Like I have to press B just so that doesn't happen, but then I press B and the clearance is so cheap.
This guy's already all over me. This guy's already all over me. All over me. Don't clip that. What? That's a terrible pass.
tackle all right I need to regroup I should go five in the back I should go
five in the back oh I got his ass I got his ass no watch speed watch speed watch
speed watch speed watch speed I just said watch fucking speed boost man I
switch to the wrong player I switch to the wrong player oh my god you know
when you call something and it happens watch speed watch speed watch speed watch
watch speed watch speed good job good job good shit job good shit job you should
have been the one that I switched to but the game didn't give me you great
reflection there green don't need green baby don't need green in order to win
division one games you need to let it fucking fly you need to let it fly you
either long shot or speed boost, man.
God, I hate this game.
Good, Krafu.
Look at that pass from EA.
That's disgusting.
He's going to score off of this, isn't he?
Ah, damn, dude.
Don't give the ball to his embalm, please.
Anyone but his embalm, it feels meal.
Oh, focus, focus.
OK.
I have no idea how good her speed boost is.
I'm kind of scared to try it.
That's a terrible pass, they dribble it more.
Good defending.
Shit, I forgot I had Sun.
No, man.
Speed boost, watch it.
Speed boost, watch it.
Speed boost, watch it.
Watch the speed boost.
Good.
Good.
Terrible pass out.
This guy just tried a Trevella on me, failed.
Oh my god, all this guy does with that dam and Bop
it is speed boost.
Send him. Good.
Hey, let's get last shot here.
Let's get last shot. Let's get last shot.
Let's get last shot. 42.
You're not going to get anything for nothing.
43.
44.
OK.
We should get last shot here, right?
Fuck, that was green as well, man.
Shit.
That was green. That was green.
That would have probably gone in.
No.
All right, last shot.
Okay, so I'm up because I've had two long shots.
His Mbappe is so hard to contain, but we're in this game, boys.
We are in this game.
We are in this game, man.
We are in this game.
Mangle for good luck.
Two long shots went in for me.
And I don't think either one of them was green.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Mbappe, Neymar, Rodrigo, Kamavinga, Ngolo,
Alaba, Milita, he's got a great team.
He's got a very great game.
As long as he doesn't sub on that openda, we're good.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
No openda, dude.
I suck with openda.
Hey, we need toons, though.
We need toons.
We do need toons.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'll find toons.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
No.
Why would you make that touch so far, EA?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
DDA, DDA, DDA.
Why would EA make that touch that far?
Why would they make that touch that far?
That is insanity!
Oh God, honestly should have been, should have been another, oh God, oh God, offside please.
This guy does not know how to press shoot man, my goodness gracious bro, what is he doing?
Oh my God, this is too much stress.
He already had like two shots.
And he's bottled both of them.
I'm not even moving my goalkeeper this game.
Whenever I move my goalkeeper, they always end up scoring a near post.
Oh my God, bro.
I can't tell if this guy's on high press.
Send her! Good!
Should have shot that.
I should have shot that, but it's okay.
Good job, son.
Near post.
Why, why, why, why did she touch it and stop?
Take a touch and run and blast it. No. Oh my God, that's so bad. That's so bad. Good possession though. Good possession.
Good. Oh, I should have scored again. Dude, I need to score again. No, another terrible touch from EA.
Give me, stop giving me these long touches EA. Please stop giving me these long touches.
fuck odd man I need a little luck here with these damn touches cooked cooked
cooked good middle damn I wanted to rip that there it is there it is very nice
finesse of course not yeah of course not yeah of course not of course not of
course not you don't of course not yeah no way what a play but is fucking
in Boppy though right no damn dude that was such a solid play oh my god keep it
short keep it short to the center mid not not that
head of that head of that good Vanda been good good good good good good good
good very good very good six seventieth minute fuck it's a good effort it was a
good effort but counterattacks counterattacks watch speed boost so
bad you're so bad with that in Boppy you don't deserve that card oh my
Oh my god.
Head of that, head of that, of course I don't win that header, of course I don't win that
header, you need top players.
You need top players, you need top players to win that header.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Watch speed boost, watch speed boost, watch speed boost, good, very good.
One more, good, thank you.
Hala, la, la, la, la, la, over the top, thank you.
Touch it and go, nice.
Calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm.
Yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, we need this win, we need this win, we need this win.
Oh, bad touch.
Job stop. No!
He gave advantage, and then you pulled it back.
And then you gave me a white card.
What is this, EA?
Ten minutes left, ten minutes left.
Okay, he bottled it, he bottled it.
Good ball, really good ball.
Cinder, good.
Down the wing, down the wing.
We're gonna have to waste time here, Chad.
I don't want anyone to call me a rat.
I don't know what to do. I really do not know what to do when I'm right there. Oh god
Jop Stom I fucking love you whoever told me to get Jop Stom honestly. You're a fucking goat
85th minute 85th minute
I'm not gonna win that header right fuck man
EA EA EA EA EA EA EA EA EA EA EA EA EA EA EA EA please
No, there's that fucking imbop it fuck up. Oh my god. Yeah, what did you do?
Shop yes, stop. Yes job stop with that header GG. No
Shop stop hard as fuck
Come on run run to the flag run to the flag run run
Have that imbop it have that
That's why I sold him Bobby. He's a fraud. That's why we sold him Bobby to get her GG.
GG. What's a win, man? What's a win? Yes, baby. All right. What did I, what did I, I don't even know what I learned this game. Hold on.
Hold on.
Dude, I need tall players, bro.
I need tall players.
We need tall players.
We need tall players, Chat.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know what the hell I did there.
Look, she just like stopped.
Sometimes the game gives me like a long touch.
Sometimes the game gives me a short touch.
Look, look, what?
Like that's such a close touch.
But then the other touches it gave me were so long.
Look at Lada bro. Long shot. Bang.
Man, I'll tell you what, if they patched the speed boost and the long shot, I won't know how to score.
Yeah, this was just confusing on my end. I should have just stayed with the first player.
You could even see, look at Jopstam here. Look at Jopstam.
Like I switched to him, but then I switched to the other player, and he looks so fucking confused.
Look, look, look, look. He's like, do I defend him or do I not defend him? Look.
And then he just hit the speed boost with him Bop it and scored
Yeah, I got to stop moving my go keeper. I'm so happy that I'm not moving my go keeper anymore
GG let it fly. Oh, baby
No, bro, this is too much man. Oh my god. Let's go, baby. Let's go
One would be a win streak and then it would be one
Six games in a row chat and we get elite division thoughts
That felt good. We beat that guy with him Bob and we'll take that. We'll take that. We'll take that. We'll take that
Yeah, yeah, we saw you're washed, uncle
Okay, dude
All right, buddy
All right, buddy
All right, bro. You see some of us have a full-time job. Okay
All right, some of us have a full-time job
Okay, we can't just sit there all day and grind rivals, you know, but I'm proud of you
Job Omega lol that is your full-time job
That's the joke buddy. That is the joke
Got him
All right, let's do some promos and then let's do five of these as well
Well, mods, can you run a prediction?
Will I pack a walkout in five 77 plus packs?
All right, I'll take that win though, man.
I will take that win.
That guy had him Bop it, bro.
He had a good team.
He had a good team.
He had a good team.
I mean, chat, to get him Bop it in the game this early,
how much money do you have to spend?
A lot, right?
Hey, he's like four million coins.
I don't know how many FC points he need to load up.
The icon that I pulled was Peter check.
Sorry, there was a guy asking Peter check was the icon.
It was at the start of the stream.
It was actually a ridiculous pack too.
Crazy pack.
It was my best pack so far, I think, maybe.
Anyone tell me how to make coins on a 10K account
into a decent amount?
What do you mean?
How to make coins in the game by low sell high
or you got to grind.
You either have to spend time or money on this game
to make coins.
one or the other or be good at the game so that you can win foot drafts and that you can get
into a good um division and get good rewards.
Sophia dude Sophia's cold man wait what Sophia's cold she's good
bro what is wrong with that God I can't wait for that update when do we
typically get our updates I know PC is already out but when do we get our
updates oh my god look at this guy look at this guy big phenomenal dude he's
It's probably cold as hell this year, right?
Speed boost with R9.
Golly, golly.
I can't wait to be able to afford him.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Will we finally see a workout?
Nat Nat GD.
Sup, Unk?
How you been?
Honestly, bro, I've been pretty good, man.
I've been in a very good mood.
Los Aliens and Los Aliens both got wins this weekend,
so that's great.
Perfect start.
Kira Nash for more.
I'm currently in division one.
I haven't lost a game today.
I feel like I haven't lost in a minute.
But we're trying to reach elite division
and prepare ourselves for the weekend league, which I know
There's gonna be nothing but kickoff glitches,
five in the back, speed boost,
Trevella shots.
All right, broken cruise, 38 months.
Holy shit, 38 months,
and my mom still doesn't know about us.
Hey man, I can come over
and we can tell her together, you know?
Did you know Chris and I have had
a 38 month relationship on twitch.tv
slash cashroll underscore 1021
where you guys can get a prime subscription
for the price of zero dollars?
Mitch, thank you for the gifted sub, Mitch.
Appreciate you, baby.
Negus, FIFA, thank you for the three months.
Hey, Giza, was good, but it was good.
How are you?
Tross hard.
God, he's been so clutched for Arsenal, right?
So clutched for Arsenal.
Good player.
CBD gum, thank you for the time.
Has anyone ever tried CBD gum?
Does that actually work?
Game.
All right, we're gonna keep the prediction.
Hear me out.
We're gonna keep the prediction for the promo packs.
All right?
Snot boss, thank you for the four months, baby.
Appreciate it.
Band canceled, what did I say?
No way you read that.
What?
No way I read what?
No way I read what?
Move on, you're cooked, caught, what the fuck did I say?
Broke it, the joke about broken Chris
and his mom not knowing about us?
Is that weird?
Third time as a charm, right?
Trying to help, the shout out, sink the putt.
All right, here we go.
Here we go, chat.
Get the subs for one of y'all here we go come on
Ten get the subs if I make it into a small hole. I have failed three times already
I did honestly ever since Peta moved
Ever since Peta moved the mat. I
Can't I can't hit it, bro
She moved she moved the mat and now it goes now it breaks from right to left
All right, so I'm just gonna blame Peta on that one
Her fault bro her fault her fault the greens are fast today, bro
They are fast.
I mean the other day I hit five in a row,
dude, I'm off today, right?
Fuck.
Sorry Chad, I let you down.
Reread the British guy.
Thank you for the eight months, buddy.
I appreciate you, King.
Thank you.
Hey Castro, I'm a 17-year-old from Singapore
and I recently started my own clothing line
and I'd love to send you some.
Here it is on Instagram.
If you would like to check it out.
Yeah, absolutely.
Okay, hold on.
Ask Chat, what do we think?
Chat, what do we think?
Wait, you don't have any pictures of it.
Oh, here it is.
Here it is.
I found it.
Bro, I want a scooter so bad, Chat.
I want a scooter so bad.
So bad.
Hey, honestly, bro, this is something that I would wear.
I'm not even lying.
I would wear this.
And I'm talking about the skirt.
I don't even know if that was the right page.
I'm sorry.
to random people. I have no idea if that was if that was the right.
Riyama drip players with their cars. Get it, Bobby.
No, bro. People need to relax, dude. Bobby, Andrew,
Hey, the real question is, will will LaMine Amal score today
in the Champions League again? Will he score again?
I hope he does man.
I hope he does.
Well, buggy, buggy, don't tell me you're a Lameen hater,
dude, come on, I know you're a Madrid fan.
Don't be a Lameen hater.
Come on.
You know the kid is cold as hell, bro.
You know he's cold, bro.
You know he's cold.
Bruno got the get out of jail free card.
I know, I tried telling you guys it wasn't a red, man.
Oh, that was the right page!
Try that, try it, exclamation mark.
No, I don't think it's on, actually.
Honestly, bro.
Or, Chad, can you guys try
estimation mark PO box, or PO, or something like that?
I don't know if it's a thing.
Someone did send us a wedding invitation
not too long ago, so.
Maybe it is still on.
Hey, Castro, I'm getting married on Thursday
and I just wanna spread the love.
Hey, Jurassic, man.
Dude, congratulations, bro.
I still have to wait like, wait, it's October today.
October, November, December, January, February, March, April.
Seven months until your boy gets married, Chad.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yes, the wedding will be livestreamed on Twitch,
I think.
I don't know yet.
I hope.
Yo, ghost, thank you for the 91 months.
And if the guy that's getting married on Thursday,
congratulations, man.
Congratulations.
I hope, I hope you guys had a beautiful and fun wedding.
Right, and everything goes right.
I didn't realize how stressful weddings are.
But I'm super excited.
Because there's gonna be so many friends and family
gathered.
I mean, what can go wrong?
Aside from,
oh god, a lot can go wrong actually, fuck.
A lot can go wrong.
Is that a walkout?
Let it in for him in form in form in form
Stood got
middle slaps
Middle slot Stood got it. I don't know our student got the big club. They've always they're like the they're like they're like the
The brights in of the of the Buddhist Sega, maybe Craig Brown. Thank you for the prime sub a man exclamation mark prime
You might have a free prime sub available and you don't even know it's
Thank you, buddy appreciate it man. Let me know
He's back down a six K by now. What the fuck much love fatty Viva las aliens and Viva Los aliens. Thank you, my man
Thank you. Thank you. I can't wait for this weekend already, man
still haven't decided if Peter and I are gonna be there this weekend and take a penalty, but uh
Maybe maybe don't want
117 months, bro. I was watching your stream yesterday. You are so bad at the end
walk out
Striker
early no
No, another early would have been nice this time
That's got a name
Herger burger, how can I forget?
Herger burger, how could we forget wait? Can I put her into the pile?
Sorry to look but you are really bad at the game. I'm sorry
But there's nothing wrong with that there's nothing wrong with that scammer pay up. Whoa. What was the prediction can I get a walkout?
Oh, yeah, the answer was no sorry. I paid up. I paid up. I paid up stop calling me a scammer, please
Stop calling me a scammer, please
We will do a dynasty box absolutely we will do a dynasty box in about an hour okay?
We will be doing a dynasty box in about an hour that is when castle collects will be going live
Man, I still got 3.4 million to upgrade my team, but I feel like I'm playing really well with this with this new team one win one draw
It's not bad
It's not bad. We're all month dude if we win this next game. We're on a win streak as well
Come on man elite division put us in baby. Come on, ba-ba. Come on
Oh
One and this going and that's going so he's not good at all things. What are you talking about do what do what?
What are you good at like in life?
I'm just kidding
I'm just kidding
He's been like a rock. Please don't have fun in the back
Please don't have fun in the back division one is hell. He's fucking definitely how
I'm just kidding. All right.
This is a beatable team, man,
but these are the guys that are
very good at the game.
I'm just kidding.
I just keep I just keep bound.
I just keep I just keep on dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's
All right, here we go.
Let me try the kickoff glitch.
I don't think this guy's going to know.
All right, that totally didn't go well.
That was definitely not how you do the kickoff glitch,
I'm just gonna not do it and try to win like a real man. I don't know what that means
But here we are
Cheeva's versus America next Sunday in Houston, holy shit, I didn't know they were even played in Houston
What day is it?
Ah, that was not good.
Honestly, this guy, this guy plays very rushed.
So I think we can beat this guy, Chad.
I think we could handle this guy.
Real talk.
That's a fucking yellow.
Get up, get up, get up.
Give it to her.
Good, good, good, good.
Got him.
Near post.
Fuck, I should have crossed it.
Goddamn.
Why did I go near post, man?
See, I'm like confused like people used to move their go keepers and now they they don't
Now this guy's beatable. Let's go boys. Come on
Come on. Come on. Come on. Give me a touch here
Yes, yeah. Thank you
good cold
Beatable chat beatable penalty. Oh, no nevermind
Fuck. Oh my god. That was bad. That was the worst possible thing I could have done when it back came. Thank you, Queen
Thanks, Queen.
Okay, speed boost not working.
Fake shots inside the box just don't seem to be working either.
So, there's only one option left shot.
Long shot, Trevella's.
I don't think you guys will understand how upset I will be if I don't beat this guy.
These are genuinely the guys that I lose to.
These are the guys that I lose to, man.
The box, the NPCs.
That was his first shot to my life, 12.
12. Godly I'm so bad. That's embarrassing. We got this. We got this. That was a red
time. I kind of feel bad for scoring that. That was so bad. His goalkeeper like
bobbled it right in front of me. Like I don't think you understand how pissed
off I would be. There's no fucking way this game is fucking completed. There's
There's no way, dude. There's no way, dude.
What am I seeing?
What am I seeing, bro?
Honestly, that's what I did for completing the kickoff glitch,
or attempting to do the kickoff glitch.
The score's right on me. Oh, my God.
Okay, dude, this is one of those games
where, like, I should not be...
It's just stupid. I'm making a lot of dumb mistakes.
And this is the easiest guy
I think I've played in a very long time an idiot. Oh my god
Jesus, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
I don't know if I should just back out
Take the L
Or actually try to make a comeback
Jesus man. This is this is embarrassing. This is embarrassing. Look like this guy. Jeez. Jeez
I don't know why I even tried to kick off glitch man
Like I haven't actually practiced it
So while trying it I turned over the ball. I just can't score. I cannot fucking score.
Oh my that's the second 1v1 with the goalkeeper that I bottled. I think the only goal that I've scored was the one where his goalkeeper gave me the ball.
I'm going to attempt my best comeback of the year. No I'm not. I'm leaving this fucking game. There's no fucking shot. I'm down 5-1 chat.
I've been playing exceptional FIFA today, and I am down five to one. How many shots do I have six?
Shots I got a leaf. I got a leaf. I got it. That was bad. That was bad
No, I'm not even gonna stress about the fucking five one comeback. There's no way I'm getting fucking cooked. Holy shit
I'm getting cooked. What am I seeing and you know what I started off and I said
This is the worst guy that I played and then I proceeded to have five
Clear goal scoring opportunities. I bottled all five, right? I went near post
I didn't cross it or I didn't finesse it and
Then the next like five shots that he got he just scored him. God. That was terrible. Dude. What am I doing?
Is that karma for making fun of the wood probably right god that was that was bad and dude
What what I just beat a guy with him Bop it
Right and I just lost that I don't even know what players he had but he cooked my ass dude
He cooked me so bad Wow
Wow
And I'll do it again. I created six shots
In the first half in the first 30 minutes and I missed them all the only goal that I got was the one that is goalkeeper bobbled
And then after that I just I just missed everything God
Okay, I need to focus up. I can't be fucking around like that in division one
No way dude that was for that was for a win streak as well. What am I doing?
What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? Oh God?
I'm such an idiot. Oh like why am I even trying to kick off glitch? Why?
That's where it all went wrong. I try to do this stupid glitch
Right. It didn't even go to my striker. It went to like my left back
God man. I'm such a moron
I'm like making this extra heart on myself deserved
Deserved like that like he could score he could score, but he could not defend I
Had six good clear score an opportunity and what do I do? I?
Miss all of them all right no more of that
Maybe I got to put something on the line to like take that shit serious if I lose this next game
100 gifted subs which is equivalent to $500
If I lose the next game that way if I fuck around
My wallet gets affected. Oh my god
Yeah, the reason I didn't rage is because I did I deserve to fucking lose that game
What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? I was playing so well to that game
I was playing great and then I missed missed missed missed missed and then it was like go go go go go
What do you think of these Merlin pulls?
Man Merlin such a pretty product. I really like it. I really like it
That's the bronze. That's the bronze shimmer. It's so pretty man
I said this other day on cash to collect. That's my favorite card in the uh in the checklist
unfortunately it is number to 299 which is a bit high but it's still a pretty
card oh my god Diego Goldene San Fihiminas green shimmer yeah no that
last game was terrible dude I hope there wasn't a prediction for that last game
bro I don't know why I'm an idiot I mean I don't think you've ever seen me lose
five to one this year chat yeah think that now that won't happen again that
won't happen again if I want to get promoted I'm not gonna I can't play
like that shit Merlin cards are worthless though are they dude that's what
we were talking about the other day we're like hey how much is like a like a
ball patch Vinnie for example ball patch Merlin Vinnie Jr. we pulled one the
other day I was curious to see how much it goes for 277 oh that's Shinman
son this one has third oh this is fucking badass this is probably like
Well people are chasing the balls with the autographs to 50
849 dollars you would think that would be a little bit more. There's another one two days left 91 dollars
Let's look at this sold how much are the sold ones?
Call it what you want. Oh little Antoine Griezmann
Damn, look at that patch though on that card. Oh
Oh shit. And he just retired today from international football. Jude Bellingham, 611. Dortmund, Jude,
293. Wait, that was last year's though. Damn, the Adidas Vinny, 450. Oh my God, messy.
When he got the FIFA patch on the ball, 1,000 is what it went for.
It has the FIFA quality pro ball patch.
Unfortunately, it is a PSG messy, which kind of sucks, but still kind of cold.
Oh, the Adidas on the, oh, that's sick.
That's pretty bad ass, 246.
Antony!
Antony!
It went for less than $45.
disrespectful dude. All right. Bro his signature looks exactly how he plays. Does it not? My
goat. $45 too expensive. All right buddy. All right pal. Alex Summers thank you for
the prime sub man. Mr. Ducky thank you for the 20 months. Toliz 74 months. Let's go.
I don't remember atrad but that is so funny if I did
Chivas versus a medica next Sunday. I won't be able to make that no way I
Got loose aliens on a on weekends, man Craig. Thank you
No, dude. No, no, no, no, no, no, I can't I can't
Honestly, I wish I could and Houston's only a three-hour drive man. It's not that bad three-hour drive
I would totally be down for it
But no, Sunday nights, they probably play exactly
at the same time as Los Aliens on Sunday, right?
Yeah, there's no way.
There's no way, dude.
And I still haven't decided if we're going to Mexico.
Like, I really want to take my penalty, you know?
And Pita really wants to take her penalty as well.
Like, Pita's a confident person.
Like, she's not, she's not scared.
She knows she's like not really good at taking pens,
but she doesn't give a fuck.
She's still going to do it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
But we'll see.
How's your brother-in-law?
Brother, honestly, I think about the same.
I think we're maybe like a few days away
from getting the results of the mass that's
in his shoulder, in his lungs.
That's what's causing all the pain.
He did get brought down from ICU to PSU, right?
So he's no longer in intensive care.
But yeah, I mean, he's been in the hospital
for like a week and a couple of days, man.
And he still says he's in a lot of fucking pain.
He's just been sleeping all fucking day, you know?
He's on that.
Like they're giving him strong medication for the pain,
but I'm assuming what's gonna happen next
is that they're gonna have to do that surgery
to take out that mass.
And then they figure out like whether the mass is,
you know, cancerous or not.
So, yeah, it's been rough,
But they're in good spirits.
My sister, my goddaughter and my brother-in-law,
they're all chilling, man.
Hopefully it's nothing serious, but yeah, it does suck.
It just happened out of nowhere.
Out of nowhere, out of nowhere.
Hey, thank you, bingo, man, appreciate it, bro.
Wait, chunky?
No, not chunky.
This is my sister's husband, sorry.
Sister's husband, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Chunky would be my brother-in-law on pedicide.
You know?
La Padre is the technical term.
Love that, dude.
Bingo, you met him.
You met him, bro.
Yeah, dude, he's been fucking,
he's been on his ass, bro, this whole week, man.
So what he had was, and I'm sure again,
we talked about this a little bit.
So his lungs had a lot of fluid inside.
So then he felt like he was drowning at work.
He just kept like taking heavy breaths
Well, when you have fucking something causing your lungs to fill up with with fluid that pretty much means you're drowning, right?
there's a there's a
correct term for that and
So finally he told my sister like hey, I can't fucking do this anymore
They went into the hospital and yeah, I mean they the first day they drained his lungs and he said it looked like dr. Pepper
which can't be good and then
And they ran a biopsy, I believe.
So yeah, they're just testing the mass.
Whatever that mass is, that's what's causing all the pain.
It's very common, man.
I've had a lot of friends that have, you know,
had a family member go through the same thing.
Barcelona's starting 11, baby.
Peña, Kubarfi, Balde, Martinez,
Ferran, Pedri, Levanovsky, Rafinha,
Casado, Yomal, and Kunde.
Barça fans, how we feeling?
How we feeling?
I'm not gonna lie, I am rooting.
I am rooting for Yomal.
Need a win, don't they?
Ferran out.
Iniesta retiring, yeah, we saw that, man.
Sell the team, start again.
Come on, Casado, you're better than this.
What do you mean, South of the team?
You want me to build another team?
Dude, this team hasn't lost.
Oh, wait, yeah, we did.
We lost one game.
We lost the last game.
That was my fault.
That wasn't the team's fault.
Come on.
No way, dude, this team is great.
Lost, inshallah.
Yeah, Fedon praying.
No, Fedon playing for Barcelona can't be good.
Yeah, I just rage quit.
I just rage quit.
But honestly, even that game that I just rage quit,
we were playing so well.
Defensively, not so much.
But offensively, I mean,
dude, I created a lot of chances.
I'm happy with that.
No, I just wasn't locked in.
I wasn't like, I wasn't close to my monitor.
I wasn't locked in.
Dude, what the hell?
Dude, I'm getting 60 pings right now.
What?
I don't think I've ever seen a ping, a 60 ping.
This is the definition of being locked in,
Leonel Messi 20 minutes before the World Cup final.
What's so locked in about that?
I still can't believe that happened.
That whole like World Cup felt fake for a second, man.
Like Messi won the World Cup.
That was, like now the only thing that football needs
is Ronaldo to win the World Cup, right?
I just close your eyes for a second, right?
And picture Ronaldo winning the World Cup for Portugal.
What do you feel?
You feel the internet breaking is what you feel.
Hard.
Someone said, I got air 404 Salzburg losing four nil to who breast they're
losing a breast like titties pure disappointment your video when he lifted
the World Cup bro those videos I can't believe I own those videos dude that's
insane yeah I gotta take care of those videos I think they're in my iCloud I
mean they're obviously on my social media but yeah man those videos were
crazy like I'm gonna show that to my fucking kids and be like look what you missed out on bucko
but dad but dad is lamina more better than messy shut your ass up boy
don't you ever say that again all right fun again all right let's go castro have you been on
freak off parties what does that mean rasmus freak off parties what does that mean
Rest our top of the table so they're a good team.
Messi's washed, Yamal is in.
Alright, you not try the kick.
Oh, don't tell me I'm playing Oscar, dude.
Oscar bro, come on bro.
Yeah, dude, this kid, man, ah bro.
Yes!
Yes, Oscar!
My fucking ghost!
My go Oscar!
Oscar, you're the man.
You know what, you know what, I'm gonna fucking say it.
I'm not even embarrassed.
I probably played Oscar five times this year
and he has beat my ass all five times, right?
The last time I played him, the last time I played him,
I went up two nil, right?
I went up two nil.
And you know what the problem is with Oscar?
Not only does he beat me every fucking time,
he sends me a screenshot of the final score
and he sends it to me on Twitter.
I fucking hate him.
I really do.
I genuinely hate him.
He's so good at the game.
I wish, honestly, bro, we should have played that game.
That's the only way I'm gonna get better.
But you know what, Oscar?
I'm surprised that you're still in division one.
I am surprised you're in division one.
Cause I saw you beat like two or three pros
cause I was watching the pros.
I was watching their streams and you beat them.
And I'm like, dude, that's the same guy
that keeps beating my ass.
I would have thought you were an elite.
Interesting.
Interesting.
But yeah, the last game, I was up 2-0 against him.
Dude, he made a comeback, he beat me 3-2
and he fucking dabbed on me,
or he did the gritty on me all three times.
And then he tweeted me.
Oh my God, bro, I nearly lost it.
Oh, thank you, Oscar,
even though that doesn't really mean anything.
All right.
Check prediction payout. Wait, what was the prediction?
Will Castro win? Oh my God. I mean, whoa.
Wait a second. Will Castro win?
Thoughts?
Do we pay out or do we save it for the next game?
Oscar doing tonali things. Dude, all of Oscar's channel points were on yes.
And then he snipe me, gave me the win. Oh brother.
bro rigged the fucking bet my goat pay up now we'll just wait for the next game no
scamming here buddy we'll just wait for the next game if I find another game
everyone is tweeting World War 3 is coming could you imagine a world war in
2024 like somebody's about to drop a nuclear bomb brother what fucking who's
the first person to drop a nuke me in my bathroom me in my bathroom I'm gonna
fucking nuke I bet you that guy's fucking taking the shit too oh yeah
honestly I think I do my best thinking in the in the shitter you know we'll
Celtic win tonight man I hope so I hope so Celtic played Dortmund right yeah
that'd be nice are you ready for the week in league
I don't know man. I think so. I would like to be an elite before the week in league. I
Would like to be in the elite division before the week in league, but
Jose
Arsala is about to smash PSG tonight. You think so man. I don't know that PSG team is pretty solid, isn't it?
Like I know they don't have in vape and the huge but I think PSG are decent
Yeah, Christian Policic has been badass. He's been so good, bro. You got to go watch Christian Policic's girlfriend's TikTok
They go golfing together and she's so funny, dude. She's such a troll
Can someone oh my god
Robin Lenorman, he's like 83 rated on FIFA suffered a traumatic brain injury
With subdural hematoma when blood collects between the skull and surface of the brain. Oh my god
It's like a really really bad concussion head collision with so many. Oh
I hope he's all right from heading the ball.
No, I think he crashed with Chasin.
Yeah, that's pretty much career ending, bro.
Vamos, alien, Scotty C.
He will no longer play the game again.
It's worse than that.
It's game over.
His brain will never be able to take a hit.
Oh my god, bro.
That's like one of those where your brain
is just left super sensitive.
Yeah, man, wow.
It's like internal bleeding of your brain.
I can't be good, man.
Can't be good.
Wait, but now I'm seeing.
pending confirmation.
Lee Norman's injury is not serious.
All right.
And now I'm seeing a bunch of different things.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, thank God.
Is it?
No, why would you leave?
I had a six ping connection chat.
Six pinger.
6 pinger baby Sam 4th 115 months. Let's go
Be know my dog
My dog
Guys, it's true. I was a doctor. All right, dude
Disgusting team. Yeah, dude. It's nice. I like this team a lot, but
We did just get clapped five to one man. I wasn't I was dude. I was I was out of it
I was out of it. I got a lock in the next game. I got a lock in
Honestly, I should just mute my mic that would benefit everybody right mute mic. No one can hear me yelling
What division are you bubble? I'm in division one man. I'm in division one trying to fight for elite division
Trying to get to elite division before Friday
Which honestly, I think I should be able to if I lock in bro. It's
It's GGs, but if I fuck around
Yeah, I'll I'll lose
come on come on come on please play it play it oh no this guy's got a guest
fuck I'm playing two people it didn't show that until the end no wait oh god
it's fucking it's we're cooked we're cooked no man
we're finished bro this just means that I've got to deal with two people's
connection. Alright as long as they're not using five in the back. No, I didn't show
me a guest. I don't like playing two dudes. Hey yo, what? Hey yo, what? I mean I hope one
of them has no thumbs. Okay, don't conceder. Oh God. Oh God. This is not going to end well.
Oh my God, bro. No shot. I moved my goalkeepers. Thank God. I usually don't move anymore,
but I had to. What am I doing now? It's so hard when you're playing two dudes.
like if I was just playing one guy I would have had them because they didn't
have the ability to switch to the other off please be on site one more right
there middle middle that's such a terrible pass what's your name son
chinman son use your name chinman son you couldn't make that through bother
Oh my god. Speed boost.
Good save.
I like playing two dudes, bro. Two dudes is too hard.
Can do this.
Oh my god.
No.
No.
Oh god. Oh god.
Come on, come on, come on. We need to finish this.
Green!
Look at these bounces, Guillet!
What is her ball control?
There's no way EA sports. What?
Son Green.
Let's go!
Up the Tottenham. I mean, what?
Long shots. Remember, long shots.
Long shots. Oh, God.
Honestly, I might... I think the speed boost when you're playing two people might be really hard to do.
Only because I shi... Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I moved my goalkeeper again bro.
Now I know they're yelling at each other.
I know they're yelling at each other.
The guys fly going dumbass.
Why did you shoot there?
He moves his goalkeeper.
Let it fly baby.
Let it fly.
Let it fly.
Gigi let it fly.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, look at the touch that EA sports has skated.
That's DDA.
The definition of that is DDA, that's DDA, FC IQ, my arse cheeks, there's no way man.
That touch that they just gave me.
Absolutely disgusting behavior.
Why would they give me that black ass touch?
Oh my, I'm getting so lucky.
I'm getting super lucky back here man.
Moving my goalkeeper, he just hit the fucking post.
Oh my goodness.
good good good good good good good oh my god not playing two players is the
worst good good good good run with me run with me let it fly let it fly let it
fly I should have waited for the ball to stop bouncing yeah should have waited
for the ball to stop bouncing.
The thing when you play two people,
it's like they're using player lock the entire time.
That's exactly what it is.
It sucks.
We can win this, you know?
No, we can't.
Not if we do that.
Dude, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
Not against two players.
good not good just gave him the fucking ball back matter of time dude I gave him
the ball back stupid mistake stupid mistake stupid mistake gave him the
ball back I didn't move my goalkeeper this time but that's brutal that is
brutal so close to halftime too right damn right up and I can't get not one
green bro not one fucking thing come on how do I turn the bar on I feel like I
might need the bar I was greening everything another day but all of a
sudden I can't green uh where's the timed finishing
banana na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
How do I turn on time finishing the little thing on top chat?
They're not... Can you not do it?
Oh, I skipped it. Oh, it's under trainer.
Terra madre.
It's all good.
It's all good, it's all good.
To be fair, they do deserve the...
Oh, God, what is this?
They do deserve a goal.
Like, they were all over me, you know?
Give it to Gigi. Gigi, let it fly.
Off the post. Fuck.
Wasn't green either though. God, man
What do I got to do to get a green
What do I got to do to get a green chat
God, dude, I had no idea what to do when I received the ball right there. I got to figure something out
There's no
He's just gonna let that happen, but I've got food. I knew that shit was gonna happen
Ball just goes right to his player on the turn. It sucks. Oh
Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy
Come on man, this is winnable this is winnable this is winnable green, but she doesn't have the Trevella, right?
That was such a bad shot. I
Was such a bad shot. I don't know why I took that with her come on Gigi
so pissed good oh my god no I gave him the ball back again let's go
breath oh send it no oh my god you did so hard to be two guys that are just
right in the middle good good good good good good come on come on do they
they're both there they're both right there I haven't done the speed boost
once this game I don't think successfully none look there's two of them
right there dude it's so hard this is why I don't want to play two players
They're both right there, man. Fuck!
And I didn't know it was two until I readied up. I readied up and then it showed there was two of them.
Ah, and then this guy over here keeping them on side. Oh, Lord. Oh my God.
Oh, Lord! Lord! Lord! Lord! Send help, Lord!
come on I just need to save my I need to save my my draw here 79th minute come
on save the draw they know I like to fucking let it fly
Oh, there's two of them!
Donation was so fucking funny, bro. No, no, no, no.
No, I can't break them down, dude. I can't break them down. They're fucking just...
Oh, oh, oh, break them! Dude, that was our chance!
the truth what did you say hold on this guy complaining about playing two guys I
usually play two one one's a person and the second is e fucking a dude it's so
hard man it's so hard because they're just defensively they're both like
marking the spot and it's like your margins are very slim to get to get that
a speed booster through ball if it was just one dude I think I would have
Cooked the one, but two is just so hard.
I got to get a little luck.
I don't know if there's any substitutions.
Maybe Erling Holland on like a, maybe Erling on a,
I don't know dude, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
So hard to defend both of them though.
On a corner maybe?
Todo preparado para que entre el hombro de refresco.
I mean, dude, this would be amazing.
I don't know if I want to give a possession though, man.
I don't want to give a possession because it's,
Like my goal scoring off a corner is, I don't think I've ever scored off of a corner.
But look, there's two of them right there.
Oh my god, they gave me a free kick.
Time's ticking, fatty, come on.
You can see they're both right there.
They're both fucking right in the middle, bro.
I can't, dude, this is fucking so hard.
No, man.
Yo, GG, he's good game.
That's shit, man. That's so shit.
Look at the guy that just missed.
Look at that shit.
HAAA!
And you know what fucking sucks the most?
Is that I know this, but when I readied up, it showed one player,
and then as it was like, loading, it showed guest, like, joint,
and then I couldn't back out anymore.
Oh my god.
There's no way, dude.
Maybe that's why people take so long to ready up.
Faw.
How did I score my only goal in that game?
Was it a long shot?
Like defending them wasn't bad, right?
They only scored two goals.
Like that wasn't that bad, defending them.
But like trying to break down
like two dudes controlling two guys.
I mean, shit, I couldn't do anything.
Oh, well, unlucky, we move.
We move.
Buy a new left back. I am not changing the squad as I don't not think the squad is the problem
I really don't think the squad's a problem. I
Just I just I just want to play a normal game of FIFA
I want to play a normal game where no one does kickoff glitches on me
Okay, we're no where I'm not playing two players on the same fucking team
All right, I don't want that. Let just mean versus you that's it
The only game that I've had where I've played a normal human being he hadn't bop it. I don't give a shit
He hadn't bop it. He got fucking shat on that's it
But like what are we doing dude? What are we doing? We're holding dicks in division one
Well, you guys are too fucking scared to play on your own accounts
Pussies and honestly you guys both suck you both suck
That's probably why you're playing together
I'm triggered now. Yeah, and of course and of course it doesn't tell me that there's two players until after I read it up
Good job, EA sports good job. Good job
Can I turn that shit off we're like I it doesn't even match me up against two dudes
Holding hands in division one. How do I turn it off? Oh?
Oh, you're triggered, we can tell, man.
I am so pissed, dude.
I'm really not that mad, right?
Cause I'm still like, where am I?
Like I'm not battling.
Oh God, if I, so wait, if I lose this next game,
do I get relegated or no?
Matchmaking any.
Oh, I was one of those dudes.
Prove it, prove it.
One of you guys was pretty solid.
The other one was just there, right?
The one guy that missed the goal at the end,
He was bad.
One of them was good.
The other one was kind of shit.
I don't know if it's easier if you play with two people.
I should still be able to beat him though, right?
I should still be.
I hate playing duos.
Well, I just turned off that setting,
so I don't think we'll get matched up anymore, but.
Yeah, duos, it's just harder, right?
Because it's two dudes, like,
just hanging out back there, defensively.
Well, think about it, right?
Like, typically it's one guy defending
an entire back line.
But now you have two guys,
So, you cut off one AI defender and now you're controlling two guys back there.
Well dude, that's so much easier.
And if you're on the same page, dude, I mean, it's probably better.
Rich gang.
This guy's name is Rich gang.
All right, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
We got to clutch up a big fat juicy W.
Big fat juicy W baby come on
I can't believe Cafu got done dirty that last game bro like what I thought there's no way
he's kept that in bounds oh my god
This is a great song.
This is a great, great song.
Send them down the wing.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
Sofia!
Queen Sofia!
Let it fly, Sofia!
That was green!
Damn dude, my speed boost is struggling today.
My speed boost, no, Lothar.
It's an EPA sport.
Oh my god, in the middle.
It's a terrible ball green it green it green it. He's giving you a free shot
Wait, who was that was that not lot of bottled it
That was the Trevella man that was
That was it this guy thinking it's FIFA or FC 24 good good good
Come on lock in fatty lock in lock in lock in we're due for a win. We're due for a win. Good defending
Yes, Tom. Good man. We are due for a win.
Oh. Oh, God. No, man. I don't know what I think about Kaku. Get it out. Get it out.
I can't rage. I can't rage. I'm not getting lucky. I can't. I can't. I will not rage.
I will not rage, I will not rage, I will not rage, you can hear me say get it out, get it out, get it out.
I press B, you can see it on the top right on my controller, I'm pressing B, but EA says no, FCIQ.
Frustrating, frustrating, that's fine though, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
poor very poor very poor fuck me man not enough speed boost come on get it
together get it together Castro get it together there we go that's bad I gotta
I think that come on cup food for fuck's sake dude get something bro
Send him
Right can't get the ball out of it
This guy is a crosser. This guy is a crosser.
Calm, calm, calm. Let him go, let him go, let him go, let him...
Motherfucker! Look at this fucking shitball!
Dude, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Unreal levels, man. Unreal levels of DDA today.
With these like terrible first touches.
I don't want to rage.
How could I not?
Sender, you're offside.
Good, Sender. Oh, I love it.
You go- Yeah, I'm super happy they gave me that rebound.
I deserve that shit.
All right, I deserve that.
Finally, I get a good bounce.
Finally, I get a good bounce.
Thank God, man.
Four!
You don't understand how good that feels.
That felt so amazing.
The ball landed right there perfectly for me.
Oh, yes, Bobby.
That was so jammy, but I'm super happy to have him
Boys it might be time to get in you right back
How food's getting cooked. This is like two games in a row
See that first touch from a I don't know her name
The poor first touch. No, dude. That's a terrible half man. Come on two shitty ass goals
He scored some bullshit. I scored a shit goal. Oh my lord
Well, who do I have on my bench for do I have anything good here anything juicy to work with?
I try try you know what I'm gonna take out son. I'm gonna put her over
Here and I'm gonna throw it early enough top. I
Don't know why I'm it. No actually
Yeah, let's try this try Sophia on the wing early in Holland up top. I don't know. Let's just try something new man
Oh my god, he knows I'm trying to get that long shot off. Oh
Oh, that was so terrible.
No, please.
Thank you, Kapu.
Finally, you've done something good, my man.
Thank you.
I was about to sell you.
I'm still going to.
Yeah, let me see if I can calm shit down with Sofia Smith on the wing here.
See, this is why you need Valverde there, someone that can shoot as that center mid,
man.
That needs to be a goal, bro.
It's gotta be better than that, right?
That's the second time I think I hit the post with her.
Third time's a charm!
God, that's so shit.
That was Lada, that was my Swedish queen.
That was not my Spanish center mid, that was Lada.
She does not miss those.
If I get that shot, I will take it all the time.
She will never miss that shot.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Ah, that's so bad, it's so bad.
Good, good, good.
No, stop turning the ball over.
Good tackle, Stam, good tackle.
Good.
Sinder, go, go, Queen.
Fucking hell, Erling Holland.
No.
And damn, damn, scared.
Good.
Honestly, I should just start crossing the water early.
Maybe he's good at like...
Esmeralding!
What a substitution!
What a freaking substitution for Erling!
Come on!
Very well done!
Very well done!
Come on, boys!
Even Kahfoo is doing good!
Holy shit!
No, I'm eating right now.
I'm actually cooking right now.
I'm actually cooking right now.
I'm actually f-
Hey, maybe not.
Maybe not, maybe not.
Maybe I'm not cooking.
Thought I was.
Oh my god, she almost speed boosted her way through that guy's frickin butt cheeks
Bro, she's running out of bounds
What?
rage quit
Damn, dude that early in Holland man that was interesting that worked out
Look at this dude. Oh my god
Not chat I'm getting too toxic bro. Stop honestly. Seriously. Can we just like show on some packs?
Chats can we chill on some pat I'm getting too toxic man, please
Why are you guys saying refund?
Lahi why why are we saying refund hold on dude?
Good win good win early in Holland
He's he's good for just that get the ball shoot bang
You know what I like her as a midfielder. I really like her as a midfielder
And dude, should I sell Hyunmin cat? Should we sell Hyunmin?
I think it might be time to make some changes even though we won
900k dude. I haven't really done shit with him
He's ass. No, I don't think he's ass
He's just probably a player that I'm not very good with you know because again, I'm I'm like just
I don't know bro. I'm just kind of like
Ah, yeah, dude, I'm gonna get rid. I'm gonna get rid
I'm gonna get rid and you know what you guys know who else I need to upgrade
You guys know who else I need to upgrade, bro.
I need to really upgrade her.
Who was the one taking those Travella shots?
Was it her or was it her?
It was one of them.
Just don't know who.
She's unreal, by the way.
Gigi?
But dude, again, lot of cold.
Lot of cold.
All right, hold on.
Damn, I don't know who it was,
But I do want to try. I need to get I need to get a better center mid
Uh, it was foodie taking the long shots. Okay, so we're gonna do this
We're gonna do that
And we're gonna get rid of both of these
And then foodie as well. I mean, dude, she didn't have an awful run
I just think we can do better
I just I seriously think we can do better
Fethi
I mean I could sell fethi and go get rude hulet
Should I do that? Should I sell fethirico valverde and go get hulet?
Damn dude, I don't know, Kafu as well man.
That last game he did good, but for 1.3 million?
He's fucking unreal.
He's unreal man.
He's so good dude.
So good.
She's good too.
I've been liking her a lot.
She feels way better than Kafu man.
Way more explosive than Kafu.
Valverde would be nice man.
Honestly I might just go back to Inform Vinny man.
I might just go grab informed Vinny.
Let me see how many coins I'm on, man.
I'm happy I won that last game,
but 5.1 million is what we're chilling on.
All right, full balls on, yeah?
Full balls on?
I'm assuming it's Paramount Plus.
Turn on the go lasso show
that they show you like all the highlights.
All right, what are some games
that are going on right now?
We're, we're, we're, oh my God,
Torban have already scored
Emre John penalty no way
This is why Rangers are so massive oh
My god Celtic, what are we doing, bro?
Barcelona already 1-0 no way. Oh my god
Livon Dubski
They're about to show that they're about to show the goal
wait I'm not gonna get holy I'm not gonna get holy I need to get a striker man I
want someone just like her I want someone just like her I just don't know
who that someone is should I go get informed any chat
chat should we get informed any informed any with Fed at equal thoughts Jay
Xeniaunk me a ham I don't have enough coins but I bet you me a ham is nuts
That's dude.
Penalty.
Jay Zinho, all right, hold on, let me see.
How does he look?
Dude, he doesn't look bad.
He doesn't look bad.
Should we get Jay-Z?
Should we get Jay-Z up there?
Celtic scored.
Oh my God, Celtic are massive.
Celtic are massive.
Oh my God, welcome.
Man City already beating.
Look who they're playing in, bro.
Slovan Bratislava
Who a 5.1 milli bro 5.1 milli give me one sec
Give me one sec. Give me one sec
Vinnie in form. I got to see this love and dusky go one sec chat inform Vinnie or Jay Zinho
Inform Vinnie or Jay Zinho. Oh, wow
Damn this Barcelona football is so pretty who is that that guy's on fire
It wasn't your ma, wait a fucking minute, hold the fuck on, is Rafinha Barcelona's captain
is badass, that is so badass, he deserves that shit too, he's been their best player
in the last two years.
Rafinha captain?
Fuck yeah dude, he's been cold.
I didn't know that.
Raphinha, captain, dude, that's badass.
People are saying Jay-Z, but we can try him.
We can try Jay-Z.
I don't know, is this a good price or not?
I don't wanna get fucked here, hold on.
That is, that's cool.
I like Raphinha being, how do you spell this guy's name?
All right, 2.6.
It's PC, 2.7, 2.6, 2.6.
He's kinda high right now.
He's kind of high right now.
Just saw Man City's goal.
Should I just get him regardless?
Wait, what do I need?
Hold on, I'm not even focused right now.
There's so many goals happening right now.
I don't know what the fuck's happening.
Hold on.
So wait, who's Dortmund?
Dude, Dortmund, in 12 minutes,
there has been three goals already in this game.
My goodness gracious.
Karim Adiyemi, enters up 1-0.
Okay, hold on.
5.1 milli shit. I wouldn't even mind playing holed up top. Do you have a striker? He does have a striker card. I
Just don't have enough coins for holy yet
JZ or informed any JZ or informed any I got to make a decision here. Can I do both? I cannot do both
Damn, I should pick up big ZZ bro. What if I goes at Don and JZ or is it Don and informed any?
We should run that bro Zidane and informed Vinny. I bet you Zidane has crazy Trevella's
Doku Julian Alvarez. I also wanted to try Julian Alvarez. You know what? I think I'm gonna try Julian Alvarez today
I think I'm gonna try the
2024 Ben Jeter Julian Alvarez and Zidane. Let me go get Zidane first
So I'm gonna get Zidane sell. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna get Zizou. I'm gonna get big Zizou
He's tall. That's what I'm looking for in the midfield. I want to try this. I'm gonna try this. I want to try this
And I've got 1.9. I
Should go Zidane invited it that would be that'd be cold as fuck right? Oh, it was a free kick cold
cold five star five star
three star four star and then
Bro, there are so many goals man. God damn. Hold on anyone here that sells how much is Mendy?
me. Damn 120k chat. Striker in left mid for 1.9 million. What are we going with? I'm
going to try that as my midfield. Le means cooking Julian Alvarez. I love that. Good
shit. Good shit. Yep. Let's try Julian Alvarez. Try that new Julian Alvarez. Ben Yetter.
I'll do I gotta I gotta look at some of these. Okay. And then give me a left mid. Oh my
God it's goals galore right now. I can't even keep up with how many fucking goals, dude
Apparently. Oh my god city scored again Phil floating bro. They're play bro name one player from Slovene Bratislava
Exactly, you fucking can't
Takak Wimmer Medvedek Kasia Blackman
Suzuki Tolic gajados wheeze Strelik
But say yeah, no one's why ooh PSV scored
Shootin no one's watching man City, bro. We're all here to watch
Milan lever cruise in Barcelona young boys arsenal PSG
Hey, let me let me let me hold on hold on hold on. I'm gonna give them hunter. Hey, yo, damn 94 hunter cards
How many do they'll sell for I need someone to sell my hunter cards. How much do they go for?
Chat someone do the math really quick 94 hunters. They sell for 4k. How many coins is that?
What a goal from Lewandowski, no dude it's not Lewandowski, it's fucking Raffinia your
captain bro. Recognize this, Lewandowski scored a tap and dude look at what Raffinia
did here. Look what Raffinia did here, look, ole, look. Dummy's that as well. Raffinia's
the fucking guy bro but that was just a very nice goal bro my stream is so far
behind like they're barely showing Dortmund second goal fam what apparently
Yamal is cooking right now chat left back or left back left mid sorry left mid
chat left mid 960k left mid are you using IPTV I don't know what that is
Doku. Doku. I thought we said Doku's ass. When are you doing the Top's Dynasty? Here's a little bit, bro.
I'm watching the Golasso show. Please do the draft. I might do the draft, actually. I might be the draft
after I finish this team out. I want to play with this team, but Champions League on. I just saw
Just saw Foden's goal.
Just saw Foden's goal.
RTTK Dooku, but why though?
What do you guys see in this Dooku that's like,
his weak foot is cheeks?
No way, right?
I mean, I guess I'm not gonna use him for his body type.
Testin, he's great.
All right, dude, I hope you're not wrong, bro.
Hope you're not wrong.
But brother, I can already see me running down
left-wing and trying to pass the ball with his left foot and he's got a three
star weak foot like why would I do that? That was the dumbest purchase ever
wasn't it? Does he get upgraded if Man City win today or no? Does he get upgraded?
No, yes, no, yes. No, he will get upgraded for sure. City are winning the
Champions League. Five owners, that's how you know he's bad. Bro, five people
have bought this card and sold it. Oh my god.
Chat. Packs are draft.
While we watch the Champions League, 900 case kind of crazy.
It's because he's upgradable.
All right. Who's not on Ken?
Let me get this on full Ken.
Let's go with Argentina.
Damn, dude.
Hold on.
This isn't even on full.
Can you at one set?
Why did I get doku?
Uh, chat.
How do I get this on full chemistry?
Before we, before I do the draft,
How do I get this on full cam?
You don't.
Oh, just leave it?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Dude, full cam helps with like DDA, bro.
100% is gotta be something in the code, bro.
Like if you have full cam, you're less likely to hit the fucking post.
Mendy left back.
Is that the only way?
Damn, I fucking love her too.
Arsenal, Arsenal scored.
Arsenal scored.
The Arsenal Kincai have scored on PSG! Oh wow! Kai Hevertz! Is that is that
Trossart? Dude man! Dude Trossart is such a beast! Hold that Donna Wuma, hold
that Marquinhos look at this baller oh my he did the freaking FIFA skill move
ready oh my god oh my god damn bro trussard what a stud man what's a goal
from shooting the biggest Dutch club in the world
all the fans were on their feet holy shit bro it's goals galore right now I'm
not even kidding it is goals galore right now Jesus alright squad's ready
Squad's ready. Let's go run a draft, man. Let's go build one. Let's go build one here, boys.
Yikes. Oh wait, I'm going. Listen, don't say shit. I am going five in the back, buddy.
I am going five in the back in my foot draft. That's right. That's right, yup.
Ooh, damn. Alright, looks like we're taking big Vola.
Rossiki didn't even know he was a
Didn't even know he was a
My hero this year
We get David net as five-star skills still damn straight turbo Timo
Damn, I don't know turbo Timo or net as I think I'm gonna take turbo Timo
Bussy
Rodman easy answer
Rodman easy answer. I want you a mod of score. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Luca Modric
Pevri, Gaioro, Chad, what are we thinking here?
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
What are we thinking here, boys?
Yo, Trevenido, watch Inter's goal.
Did I not show it?
One sec.
Yo, Subi, thank you for the 43 months.
Key and Kars, thank you.
Benji, thank you.
Iros, thank you.
Mato, thank you.
Modelo Negra, thank you, bro.
The Hawkins legend. Thank you, Ninja Collet.
Thank you so much for the sub.
Svetty, thank you so much for the sub.
Thank you, guys. Thank you.
Uh, everyone is saying four, Gaioro.
Sure.
90 standing tackle. She doesn't look bad.
She has great passing, too.
The only problem is, can, but yeah, I'll go with Gaioro.
We'll try her. We'll try her.
Um, let's see.
I think I'm gonna take Joe Ellington.
Yeah, let's take Jo Ellington.
Strap needs a little work.
Hold on, I'm trying to show Inter's goal here.
Uh, Gaia doesn't look too bad.
No chemistry though, man.
Fuck.
Uh...
Take Gaia.
We'll take Gaia.
We'll take Gaia.
Let's see.
What do we have here?
Come on, baby.
She doesn't look awful.
She's just really short.
Rip.
She's just really short.
Munoz Gusto.
We'll take Gusto.
Come on. We need we need two decent center backs here. Come on. There we go, babe. Oh
First time using Ronald on our hole
Hold on. Hold on. I see all of you guys is a
Tweets here. I'm trying to show all the all the goals
Yeah, I think it's easier just to go here
We saw that one Phil Foden goal. Not that anyone cares, but here it is
Look at this guy, bro. All right, you know this guy just got done working a 12-hour shift
like look at that bro you're in the champions league look at him look at him
oh wait is that the fucking captain is that the captain look at that's your
captain oh my god and then he complains and then he fucking complains look at
What a teammate. What a fucking teammate.
Godly. Alright, here's it. Oh, this is the free kick.
Oh, man. Pretty sure it was deflected though, man.
Pretty sure it was deflected. Wait, was it?
deflected can't fucking tell I think it was doesn't matter what a goal what a
goal alright let's look at this one I missed this one I mean this is by the
Oh, what a ball!
What a ball!
Jesus!
Cold celebration.
Cold celebration.
Gunnaghan's goal.
And before this one's also a deflection.
Of course it is. Bro, that's like five deflection goals already.
Damn, Pep is actually dressed up. Wow. What's the special occasion? You're playing Slava
some shit. What? Uh, 3-1 now. 3-1 Dortmund over Celtic. Rip.
Alright, move on, move on, move on, move on. We finally got Araujo. First time using
him this year. I heard he's really good. Uh, and then we do get another solid defender.
How tall is she? 5'6". Tapsoba. Aw, man.
I'm going to go with Tapsoba, but I should go with Kriestansen for Ken.
But I think Tapsoba is going to be the better option.
Oh, baby!
Andabeddy beddy pelle.
Abadabaddeby beddy pe- Hansen.
One for Hansen, two for Pele.
One for Hansen, two for Pele.
Eewse!
Eewse!
Hansen.
First time using Hansen. It's gonna be our first time using Hansen
Well, everybody's saying two two was Pele. I think Trinity Rodman is better than turbo Timo
Let's go with two. Yeah, all right fine. Damn. I thought you guys I thought the majority would say
Hansen, but we'll take that Pele man. Hopefully we get Hansen again. Oh, baby
It's actually not uh friend plonks not bad. You could use him as a right back
Kelly doesn't look too bad either
Oh my god, Adayemi's on fire right now.
I'm gonna take Kelly.
But then Frimpong leads to Tapsoba.
Uh, Kelly, what are you on?
Frimpong?
Nobody wanted Pele.
Bro, everyone was spamming two, more so than one.
What do you mean, bro?
Are you not paying attention to the chat?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, they're gonna go Frimpong.
But dude, Rodman looks great.
Rodman look- oh my god.
Vinny, right? I mean this ain't even- like what?
Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny chat, right? Vinny.
Vinny?
Play him as a striker, Vinny, easy.
No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
Yeah, I'm actually gonna try to win this draft too, but...
I wanna try this guy though.
I wanna try this guy. I do.
I do, but I also wanna try the B-B-Pelle. Damn it, I should have taken Hansen.
Why don't I listen to you guys?
Why don't I listen to you guys?
Oh, there he is!
My captain, he's got the captain's armband there too.
Look, that's badass.
I think we have to take him, right?
Let's do that.
Let's do that, cold.
All right, let me get some center mids.
And maybe one more center back, please.
Fidimino, we do get her.
She doesn't look too bad in the midfield.
Ito center back, Ayo.
Ito center back, Ayo.
I'm gonna try him.
I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try
that Ito card.
Kolo Muani.
Is she actually a baller?
Jack?
Like is she actually good?
I don't think I've ever seen a highlight from her, ever.
Like ever, ever.
I'm gonna take her for good luck though.
No, she's just hot, all right.
Quinn.
Barcelona 2-0.
Who scored?
Damn, Rafinha scored.
Dude, he is on fire, man.
They gave that bloke the freaking captain's armband,
and he's just summing into a...
Damn, Marcos still plays football.
That's kind of crazy.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
20...
27, holy shit.
Arsenal scored, yeah, I know.
It's 1-0, Havard scored, yeah.
Oh brother, I really don't know who to take here.
I'll take Trubin.
Alright, let me do this.
Let's put Gusto back here.
I don't think we're going to need Rodman, but we'll chuck her in there and then I think
that's good.
Ten hog if you want to win the draft.
Come on.
Ten hog, ten hog, ten hog.
Ancelotti!
Arsenal 2-0!
What is going on?
Arsenal 2-0
What is going on?
Damn Arsenal are them against PSG
Nah Rafinha's playing different, bro. I
Know that's like a lucky goal, but Rafinha's diffie right now, man
I've never seen Rafinha be so fucking passionate like he is right now
What a goal from Kareem Adeyemi.
Nah, bro, that's gotta be the Amhim celebration.
What am I seeing?
Look, ready?
Bro, really said Amhim.
Oh man.
Wait, are you sure Arsenal scored?
Oh yeah, they did.
Thomas Party.
I missed it.
Fuck.
Oh, they're about to show the replay.
I missed it fuck.
Oh, they're about to show the replay. Thomas Party scored.
2-0. Are they at the Emirates or are they in France?
Chad, are they at the Emirates or France? At the Emirates.
Damn, dude. Arsenal, man. Wow. 2-0 against PSG.
That reminds me of one Ole B PSG, man. Fuck, dude.
We beat a crazy PSG side, man. Y'all remember that shit?
Y'all remember that fucking team that OLA beat, and we did it with fucking Lukaku?
2008 Renault's back. I mean, I don't know about that, right?
I don't know about, I don't know about all that, but uh...
Against Farmers, my god. Did you hear Guardado is playing his final in October? Andres Guardado?
El Capi Guardado? Is that who you're talking about? Barca again, who scored?
chat I'll be honest I only care if lamina mall scores all right in ego
Martinez scored in ego Martinez YouTube got banned Castro I think no way did it
actually not again bro this I'm watching Twitter man
Ah, free cheese!
Yamal is cooking though, is he?
He jumped up to the nearest bunch of grapes, hanging down.
He could not reach them.
Tried and tried, and soon get it.
Nah bro, people, bro. You need a hobby.
You need a hobby. You desperately need a hobby.
He's onside.
Green.
Oh, that was not green.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, that's a great ball.
Good save.
Brought the keeper out.
Love that.
They still live there.
Not a header.
Who still lives there?
What are you talking about, DeWolf?
Salt take our wash.
It's 4-1, dude.
This is why I always say that Rangers are massive.
All right, this Bullard cart, she was a little heavy.
That speed boost did not feel as, yeah,
He feels too heavy. You could tell he has like 77 dribbling.
That's all I needed to
to realize I probably sub him off and bring on Pele.
What am I doing? What am I doing?
Dortmund, man, Jesus.
Bolland.
I want to see this barcical.
I mean, listen, I think the Champions League
is there for Arsenal to win.
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
All right. What do we think?
Oh fuck.
Laughing my fucking ass off.
Why is that funny?
Arsenal at the Emirates?
No.
I like draft so much because I can play like shit
and still win.
Five-one Dortmund, no way is it five-one.
It was just four-one.
You just said four-one like two seconds ago.
Nah, bro, rage quit.
Rage quit.
Coldy-Yemi-Hatred.
That was too late.
Mervis spins.
What am I doing, bro?
This is so ugly.
Oh my god.
Let me see this side of yummy hat trick.
Is it a penalty?
You scored a pen?
Aw, I didn't know.
Why would you say that's cold?
Go on, Voleur.
Finesse.
Vamos.
What are you saying?
I don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know what I'm watching.
Yeah, I just watched.
They're just showing the highlight of the guy kicking the bottom of Adiyemi's foot.
Wait, maybe he's not taking it. I don't know.
Damn, Adiyemi, chill, bro.
Bro, it's so fast.
Rafinha, Rafinha, Rafinha.
Adiyemi just took the ball away from him.
Oh, no, it wasn't Adiyemi. Never mind.
So wait was that penalty before? Oh my god, relax. Man, Gayoro is so good. She's such
a good box-to-box. And her left stick feels amazing.
Alright, it's a beautiful first half. It's a good first half. Alright, what have I missed
here yeah my youtube stream is currently down I think it's banned here's the
hat trick are Celtic this bad
hey yo are Celtic this bad what am I watching oh my diamond star 10 gifted
Let's go
Celtic are a bunch of costumeros in possession. All right, dude. How does United get dragged into this?
Yo diamond, thank you for the 10 gifted bro
This is what happens when you play in a shit league. No, like they are getting rocked dude
Like rock it's 5-1 and I don't even think they're trying anymore. Oh
Lord are there any Celtic fans in the chat? What do we think talk?
They're playing ten-hawk full-ball.
Do you want?
Damn, I don't think this guy...
Oh, Rafainho's left.
I don't think this guy knows about the speed boost.
Should be 11 men behind the ball.
For whole.
Damn, I was aiming far post, but then I switched it last second.
The PSV sporting game is intense and amazing.
I mean, that's how the Celtic games started,
but then it just... it became all dorky, you know?
Hey brother, come on, Shirley now, right?
Thank you, Diamond, you're the man, bro.
Appreciate you, man.
Thank you, thank you.
Paula, thank you so much for the six months.
Paragon, thank you for the 33 months.
Has there been any, wait, is it 3-0 Barca?
It is 3-0 Barca, who scored the third?
Oh yeah, Inigo Martinez.
Inigo Martinez.
2-0, we got that, we got that.
I mean, dude, Adiyemi, man.
Holy hell, bro.
We saw Interz as well, all right?
Hey, we're caught up.
This guy just scored on me.
That's got heart, man.
Mr. Duck has heart.
Got a lot of heart.
Got a lot of heart, Mr. Duck.
Comeback season?
Comeback season?
Question.
Should Barca take Yamal out?
It's 3-0 for the love of God.
I mean, chat.
I'm not even a Barcelona fan, and I want them to take him
out.
Why don't you rest them in personally?
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
This might be the easiest footstrap game that I've played.
God, this game is so much fun when it's just casual.
I like this Gaioro card a lot, man.
She's actually very, very easy to turn.
I'm a big fan.
Oh my god, it's already half.
Celtic I may never wear another Celtic top again after today. I can't believe it five one
Hey, but Norman are a good sideman they play very well together as a team. I mean they are champions of the finalists, right?
Who's the icon who pastoral Pat rats?
Peter check go keeper
Was the icon nothing crazy, but it was pretty cool to see the icon animation it was pretty cool
P to check not the greatest icon I know but good see that's crazy how is it
being caught up I don't know who that is but who is catching up to fucking
Vinny right there man GGs in the chat boys GGs in the chat boys good game
Mr. Duck unlucky buddy here we go next game next game if I win the draft today
that'd be sick all right here's in you go martinis's goal if you missed it
and Pied-Gauche-Rentrand-Suy-Drafina-Sous-Rapé-Dry-C'est-Parti-Le-Coutet-Ingo-Martines-Pour-En-Troisien-Bue-Barcelon-E
oh my god Diddy hit with 120 new sexual assault allegations oh my goodness
brother what the f-
Diddler is cooked comment in the chat
City has more
More than man city
It's a lot of baby oil man fuck a classical is gonna be popping this year. Yeah, dude. I I don't know
It's been a long time since I've been excited for a classical
right
Below key man. Hey hear me out. I think I
I think Barcelona will win the El Trásico thoughts thoughts. They're playing very well. Of course, clip. Thank you.
All right. How's that? I'll take ASAP. How's it? And I'll take. Will we have TTS during the wedding? I mean, I'm aware.
Okay, that if I have TTS on during the wedding,
there would probably be enough money raised
to pay for the fucking wedding,
but I don't know if I wanna do that.
You know, it would probably be very toxic.
I'm gonna ask Peter that question later today.
I'm like, hey, so someone in the chat requested TTS
during our wedding, what do you think?
What thoughts, Peter?
Yeah, YouTube got taken down, I think,
I watched a tweet. I watched a tweet video. So I think YouTube, YouTube said not. This
guy's name is Livian Oil FC. What? What? Brand new subscriber! Yucky Ducky! Are you
the guy that I just played my man? Are you the guy that I just played? If so, Gigi,
I appreciate you, man. Thank you for seven, bro. Sorry about that. This guy's name is steel,
you'll girl. All right. This guy definitely probably looks like buggy's fat toe. Here we
go. Here we go. Oh God, what a ball. What's the pass? Man, dude, I need to play more
draft dude playing draft after playing division one rivals is Loki kind of kind
of fun it just feels like I'm playing in division 11 how the hell does Vinny
get caught up by some like 79 paced player that's weird
Beimos! Beimos! I don't like how I only have one striker though. That can get
worrying. Damn this guy has no skill moves bro. He just did a fucking heel chop.
What? Brother. Surely you can do a scoop turn or something right? Come on brother!
All right, he can't pass the ball either fantastic baller. You know what? I might have to sub on a
I've been dead Debbie Pele when this guy presses pause here
Uh-oh
You got a left stick dribbler
No, dude, Valor. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're leaving
You're finished my man
See look I have to dribble the ball
Find my only striker
And that is passing blows, but he wins the ball back
Can't pass it great
Thought I was having fun. I'm no longer having fun. I just got done dirty
What a slight tackle from a doll hole. Haha. What a tackle
All right, Valor. I'm sorry brother, but we're gonna have to put up
I did the Debbie Pele and then I'm gonna put Vinnie up top and I think that's all I want to do
For now or else Libyan oil is gonna
Beat us in the second round. I wasn't subscribed and I get the subs almost nice diamond star bang
Hey, man, I appreciate the 10 gifted bro. I hope you're having a solid Tuesday. We're chilling in draft
after
Winning, drawing, losing, winning, drawing, losing in division one.
We're now chilling on draft, watching the Champions League,
talking about how good Barcelona are and how they're going to smack Rihama
Madrid in the Clásico.
And how they're the biggest club in the world.
After Los Aliens, of course.
Oh my god, Brogess gifted more subs.
He just gifted another 10.
He should skip to another 10.
My goat.
Hey, thank you so much for a minute.
All right, now that Vinny's up top,
I should be able to cook.
Not sure why I tried two speed boosts there,
but yeah, good luck outrunning Audaho.
Good luck, brother.
Uh-oh.
It's so funny when you can tell that my opponent just
spams their controller.
See?
OK, that's Lucio, so I'm OK with him catching up
to Vinny, but Vinny, good Vinny, green it.
I'll take a yellow.
I'll take a yellow, toxic celebration.
Actually, I don't know if Barcelona can beat Real Madrid.
Maybe, right?
It's gonna be good though,
because Jude Bellingham and Bob and Vinny,
Yamal, Rafinha's doing very good right now.
God, Vinny is such a cheat code.
He's such a cheat code, man.
I put him up top specifically for the speed boost.
And yes, I did take five in the back and footgrap, which is probably one of the reasons why I'm
fucking cooking.
This formation is just, brother, I'm playing like such a rat.
I've actually turned into a super-sized rat, playing this game so fucking much.
Look at that shit.
Oh no.
Chip him.
What?
Chippum.
Vemos.
Oh! We still have to open our dynasty box.
Fuck, why don't you guys say anything?
We still have to open our dynasty box.
Impact! Taken for 38 months, my boy.
Hope you're well, man.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Uh-oh.
Oh, stop, castle, stop, castle, stop.
Caster, alright.
This informed Vinny, like all I gotta do is press RBA up top to Vinny and then he just
cooks.
I think he's super tired though.
Did I just try to speed boost and then it didn't work?
Trevella, near post bang!
Man, this informed Vinny's a cheat code chat, I'mma have to get him for the D1 Squaw.
For the D1 Squaw, for the D1 Squaw.
GG's, GG's.
the steel yo girl is this guy's name let's be a little toxic here recently met
steel yo girl quick message more messages she's gonna confuse the shit out
of them can I join you run it back baby second half underway here we go he stole
pita he stole pita hey that's two rage quits in a row man God that feels good
That just means we're getting better right?
Spraggy waggies is what we're playing.
Five back, aww, fuck!
Five back versus five back!
Oh boy, five back versus five back.
I'm taking him out right off the rib just in case this guy's like somewhat decent.
Here we go, it's me, Mario Wahoo!
What the fuck was that? That arsenal player just kicked the ball at him.
Lucky!
Bilbo Spraggins!
This reminds me of Elbow Baggins in my chat.
Gayoro, my goat. Gayoro, my goat.
I really like her.
Remember, give the bot a Vinny and just let him cook.
Give the bot of Vinny and let him cook. Let him do his thang.
Spit on that thang. Hot Tua.
What happened to that chick?
Spit on that thang. Hot Tua.
Yeet, we're gone. Yeet, we're gone.
Psych!
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
Or my gird. Oh god.
Chill, brother. Chill.
Oh God. Oh God. Give the ball to Vinny, please. Give the ball to Vinny. Thank you. Yeah, back
off. Back off of Vinny. Damn, I see that gap right there, but he's not... I'm not
getting it. Oh, referee. I'm gonna get this guy with that speed boost. I'm gonna
get him with the speed boost. And in for Vinny! Does not miss! He's gotta be the
the best player in the fucking game, really.
It's not the best, it's the most consistent.
I feel like Vinny doesn't really miss as much.
Baaaah, Vinny.
Ah, that was it right there, fuck.
One more, uh-oh.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Oh my god, I just remembered.
Dortmund are beating Celtic 5-1.
Celtic fans.
Ah, man, this is why 5-in-the-bag is so cheats.
There's always a player there to stop your speed boost.
Lookit, Vinny's up top by himself.
Fuck.
It's just him up there, bro. There's so difficult.
I should be playing a little smart. I should be wasting time in this game.
Not wasting time, but just playing a little less...
A little more passive, you know?
Not doing dumb shit like that.
DiMarco.
Oh, damn, no!
Tapsoba!
Oh, ping pong, ping pong.
There's the Vinny.
All right, let's try this green Trevella shot.
That was definitely not green.
Foddled it, mate.
No stepover boost.
Fantastic.
Winning this draft would be amazing.
Oh, god, oh, god.
As I do that, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Something happened.
something happened someone scored Barca scored again we did that
shit what am I doing oh my god so lucky Rafinha again bro oh my god they gave
him the captain's armband he's turned into Bruno oh shit no oh my god that's
So lucky that is so lucky that is toxic. What happened here? Oh, wait. No, it wasn't a thing. I was loving dusky
Wait, what's the what the weird-ass gold?
He like had the ball down to his knee
Sorry, I thought it was our finia was loving dusky
My ball, what did you say? I don't know what the fuck I'm saying right now, bro
I really don't all I know is that I'm in the draft final
Okay, and we're gonna win the draft final Barcelona are cooking. They're bigger than Madrid. Oh
What and
Vinnie's the best player on FC 25
And I don't know what the fuck that is
I don't know that's probably left right or middle left right or middle left right or middle
You're gonna get that some of you if you give me the right the right the right side left by the middle
Panenka says Jari, Panenka says Jari, Panenka says Jari.
Oh, Jari, you're already a sub, you're already a sub, you're already a sub.
That means you have to get the sub.
Got him.
I mean, informed Benny, I'm telling you, he's like, he's something else, man.
I got to get him from my mains.
My mains squad.
Scared. Scared.
Any goals?
Any goals, chat? Any goals?
After the final, I open up my dynasty box.
Oh, Leverkusen scored.
Leverkusen up 1-0 against Milan.
Is my goat LeBron James playing?
He is playing.
Oh, there's the goal.
Bonnie face Bonnie face with a goal
Mrs. Barsa
90 months I was I promised I was just saying how big your club is
Mrs. Barsa. Oh my god. I hope you're well
For reading
Honestly, Mrs. Barsa this goal is for you. All right, this goal is for you
All right
You're not ready for this
I am a master at free kicks this year. You want to get almost full power just right below I
Don't know why I did that. I stopped it right before it got to the
Oh God
Don't worry. I'll redeem myself. I'll redeem myself. This guy thinks he still has a chance
Little does he know?
That will be the only goal he scores
Man, I kind of wanted AC Milano
What the fuck?
To win.
Mrs. Barca, how old are you nowadays? I feel like you're pushing 40.
Oh, for all-side ref.
You- got him.
De Oro, come on.
Good.
Good.
Oh yeah, no, referee, it's a fight. Thank you.
That's all ball referee. That's all ball. That's all brah.
That's all brah. What are we doing? Not even a foul, bro. Not even a card.
grow up
Yeah, not happening buddy. Not happening
Not happening not happening
Not okay
Nope
Should have let it fly should have done a trevella. Where's Vinny give the bottle Vinny
Yep, there he is. Yep, there he is
Damn, I ran out of stamina
Oh
Someone just scored
They're the maroon team
Ah! Fuckin' Holland? Fuck off. Holland scored, no one cares. No one cares. No one cares. No one cares until we clear the 150 charges.
Who gave him that threw ball? I mean that's just too easy. He just equaled Alessandro Del Ciro's all-time goal scoring.
something I don't know again who are they playing let's talk about the team
they're playing all right
here we go
oh that was cold here we go don't leave it leave it thank you
Gaioro I don't know if you have finesse you probably don't so I'm gonna pass it
almost cooked with Joellen 10 who's got 60 something pace 3 nil man city
RATINIA RATINIA RATINIA RATINIA RATINIA RATINIA RATINIA RATINIA RATINIA RATINIA RATINIA RATINIA
Oh, he needs help here. There I am.
Look at you!
SUTO FORTE! SUTO FORTE! SUTO FORTE! SUTO FORTE! SUTO FORTE! SUTO FORTE!
It's all ball referee!
Scores!
4-0, 5-1, 1-0, 2-0, 3-0, 2-0, OK.
If he scores this, I'll get 50 subs.
Now, what I meant was I will make a sub,
Situ Shin, my press pause to make a sub 50 times.
Can we double or nothing?
Can we make this like a double?
No, but like seriously though,
like a double or nothing, like it could be 100 subs,
but how about double or nothing
If I, if I make it into the small hole, double or nothing,
if I make it into the small hole, I don't have to give shit.
If I don't make it into the small hole,
I have to give the 100 subs.
Deal or no deal, good deal.
Everyone is saying deal.
That's fucked up.
That you're only saying deal
because you know I suck at putting.
Wait, hold on, this game is not over.
There's no way I'm throwing this game, brother.
There's no way I'm throwing this game brother.
YEEE!
YEEE!
Do a pull.
Honestly guys, I think it's a pretty solid deal for you guys.
I mean, 100 gifted if I don't make it into the small hole?
I mean, shit!
I'm the one thinking whether or not I should do that.
Give me the ball!
Alright referee.
Well, at least we won this game.
Just to put the icing on the cake.
Bang!
I missed.
All right, are we doing it or not?
Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I'm just gonna pay out the 50 gifted
so that I don't piss anyone off,
but I'm still gonna take one putt.
Here, I'll gift them right now,
just so I don't fucking, you know.
All right?
But I'm still gonna putt as if, you know,
look, here goes the gift. It's up.
You guys should have said deal.
You guys, you guys should have taken the deal.
But you did it, so guess what?
Yeah, you always 200, are you dumb blood?
What do you mean I owe you 200 subs?
You should have accepted the double or nothing.
Bro, honestly, honestly,
if you would have accepted the deal,
the double or nothing, I would have clutched up.
When do I ever choke?
When do I ever choke? Hold on. I really have to go to the bathroom.
I don't know what this song is, but someone requested it.
So yo, beer up back. I got to go. I got to go pee.
Addy, how do you know about this music?
How do you know about Prince Royce?
All right, Chad. Well, that was fucking fun.
We're in the draft final.
We are in the draft final, baby.
And that dude, dude, the next like hour in the stream
is about to be so fucking lit.
All right, it's going to be so high.
I opened a dynasty box.
We're in the draft final, all right, which we're about to get draft rewards.
I mean, dude, I packed an icon today.
Losan lost aliens one this weekend.
I mean, brother, I could get naked right now.
Y'know?
Mendes Bobber!
I hopefully I don't get aired by Unc again.
Lowe. Vommel's 121 months.
Wait, did Dortmund score again? Ain't no way it's fucking 6-1, blood.
Oh my god, Celtic. Celtic. Yo!
Adoyemi on a hat trick. Which icon? Uh, Pita check. Sorry. Pita check.
Y'all need to be watching these goals, but these are some awful goals from Celtic.
I mean from yeah. Oh my god bro just cooked ankles hold on brother hold on my brother
What's that?
Let's see if they show it look at this gold chat
Watches watches watches watches ready ready. Oh
AHHHHHH
Bro is still celebrating
It's a bit disrespectful right?
Celebrating after it's six, I mean, god, leave
Who else scored?
Inter scored a second, Arnautovic
Norfin
Norfin
Draft time?
Draft time? Draft time?
Draft time?
mods will cast a winner lose the draft if I see anyone if I see anyone that
votes for no anyone easy win this is a hard choice up chewy bro have you not
seen how much better I've been like gotten at the game I'm locked in bro I
am locked in I have a five in the back formation bro you've never seen me lose
with five in the back. You've also never really seen me win because I just never used five in the
back, but that means I have an extra AI defender. I've got informed Denny Jr, bruv.
Informed Denny Jr. Young boys just hit the post. Damn. Young boys just hit the crossbar.
Wait, did I ever show you the, uh, the holland goal? I don't think I did. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Hey Chuck, thank you part-timer no bro. We're full-time come on. I'm full-time brother. Come on man
I take what dude? I take I take one day a week off
All right, how many days off do you get off a word chat, huh? Or how about school?
Huh?
Zero I'm working right now exactly you're working watching the fucking stream. So are you really working?
basically nine only weekends zero right now are you think about everything I've
given you today all right division one master class all right I kind of pack it
okay I'm in the draft final loss and lost aliens one this weekend I mean what
more do you want an only fans oh wow did interscore a third
Ooh, interscored a third and Lautaro Martinez just climbed the damn wall.
All right, buddy, someone that loves me.
Well, I don't think you're going to find someone that loves you in my Twitch chat.
But, well, aside from me, I love you.
Chat, where did you guys meet your girlfriends or wives or
fiancés or lovers?
Where did y'all meet?
I want to see if there's a little pattern here.
The mall, the mall.
She dumped me.
Kindergarten, all right, buddy.
Casuals chat, all right, buddy.
In middle school, my wife.
Holiday in America, what?
That's a weird one, because what if you do meet on a holiday?
Did she move to you, or did you move to her?
Hiking you met your girl hiking
You could do that. I feel like I've never had a
Conversation with anyone on a hike
At work on pro clubs. All right, dude. There's no shot y'all met on pro clubs at a Wendy's
At a Wendy's Wendy's nut not stop
The ditty mansion. Oh, that's cool
That's cool. You met her at the ditty mansion. Nice, man
in the COD lobby,
Puppet Lugger's hog in a graveyard.
I'm cashelcollects.com buying a dynasty hashtag ad.
In the foot draft final.
I'm singlin' lonely.
Frankie's back.
She's stuck in the dryer.
All right, dude.
Mr. Sausage, I met her waiting outside of school in a car.
car. You met her waiting outside of a school in a car. See, but how does that even work
though? Like you just, you just drove up to her and you just fucking looked at her and
said like, Hey, hey, yo, I literally met my wife at his wedding with his ex. I met my
my wife at his wedding with his ex.
The fuck? Huh?
I ordered mine online.
Okay, bro, all right.
While dating her friend,
dropped her and upgraded to my now wife.
Interesting.
Interesting.
I'm status.
What does that even mean?
I was her teacher.
Oh you were probably like a college teacher this guy just called me back
Just don't have him bopping we're good off lucky got the knee as well
Lock in chat lock in
Lock in boys lock in
Lock in chat
There's no way a finalist sucks, right?
Yeah, he knows the speed boost. He knows the speed boost. He knows the speed boost. All right
It's gonna be a game where I have to
lock in
Job it like it's hard. Is there a prediction by the way? Oh
My god, who's this? Oh my god. I can't wait to show you guys that video. That was terrible
Because I hold the best week because I got it going on
Nice fucking pass, buddy!
Alright, what worries me is his Vinny. If he knows how to use Vinny, this is going to be a toxic game.
But if he doesn't know how to use Vinny, uh-oh.
Oh, he assures how to defend him. Good.
Man, I gotta get out of that hole for my main team, bro. It's nasty.
Nope! No speed boost for you, boo-boo!
Shown-jown. A little careful here. Brother is not letting me breathe.
Offside? Fuck. Oh my god, there's no way, dude. No way. I didn't think he was just
gonna keep going. I thought he was gonna do something. Thought he was gonna do
something. Oh, I got a little lucky bounce there.
I'm playing the shit this guy wants it
Oh my god you remember this song was so played skip this
God's plan haha God I don't know why I cringe now
What happened to that song? Hey, brother.
Header that, good, good man.
Go down the wing, you're good, you're good, you're good,
you're good, don't catch him.
Of course he is though, right?
All right, brother needs to relax a little bit.
What are you doing?
Of course, he's going to attack you.
Damn, he almost got that.
What are we doing?
Run, Gaiora, run.
Great ball.
Got to lock him, got to lock him.
Shit, I think someone scored.
Someone scored. I don't know who, but someone scored.
Vinny right there. Vinny right there. Green.
Oh, I love it. I love it.
I love it. Patience, composure, discipline.
Bamu! Oh, it's a penalty for Inter.
That extra pass inside of Bruno Guilmeides. That was very nice
The very nice ball from Vinny like I was gonna cook with Vinny, but I was like nah, bro. Hold on
This guy's like AI defending a lot. I just got to figure him out. I
Just got to figure him out. He's like he's defending the space. I should be good. I should be good
He's defending the space and he's trusting his AI a lot
See how you like backs off pretty much scared scared to fendie
Oh my god, no way you got that block
They are all
Don't have the greatest speed boost
I'm gonna get to half time because I don't want no DDA
F C I Q B S. Yari Yari Yari is the deal deal deal double G
Snoop Dogg. What the hell are you?
Alright, that's fine. Barcelona make it five. Please tell me it was your ball. It was an
on go. An on go. Hold on bro. I gotta see this on go.
Oh, the holy, holy, I mean, that's brutal.
Did anyone else score?
Seven-one Celtic, Inter Fournil, Man City Fournil,
I mean, bro.
Some of these smaller clubs are getting pumped, man.
Young boys, Slova, Red Star, Celtic, oh lord.
Good tackle, send him.
No, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Good.
Ref, ref, ref, ref.
It's a great ball.
It's a great ball.
It's a great ball.
It's even better defending though.
Really good defending.
Come, come, come.
Middle, good.
One more.
Nice, Vinny, why are you running away Vinny?
Vinny, don't run away Vinny, come Vinny, thank you Vinny.
Go Vinny, go, go, go, go, thank you, thank you.
Raphinha, Raphinha.
Cooked his ass, oh baby, I was just waiting for it.
I was waiting for it, I knew you were gonna open wide.
I knew you were gonna open wide, rawr, rawr.
I knew you were gonna open wide.
Keep AI defending, Bucco.
Nope.
Good, good, good.
There it is, Trubal.
Cook him.
Ah.
Oh.
Oh.
I dragged.
I'm going to try across it.
I feel like too much.
Too much.
Oh, I think someone scored again.
Someone scored.
What the fuck?
Good, good, good.
Added by Debbie Pele.
Come on.
You've got him right here.
Love that.
Cooked.
Oh baby, and you moved your goalkeeper. Mother effort.
Oh my god that was terrible. What am I doing?
Do not let him score. Dumb dumb did they?
Capital C eh, good.
No, that's the ball that I want, but right here, here we go.
Ho ho! Ho ho! Just fucking score man!
Vinny is on fire, bro, but I'm low-key throwing
Hold on I just heard level one one
I just heard level one one. I swear someone just equalized and they made it one one who was one one
Better better better better. There it is GG's in the chat boys
Who made it one one
Sporting Juan Juan against PSV
PSV
Chat I want to say that was four rage quits in foot draft
Is he on side? Oh my god, what a goal if you actually did what I think he did did he do what I think he did?
Oh my god, what's a goal from Daniel braganca?
Kego lasso
Asso
Asso
Asso
Hey ggs, baby. I need to go get informed Vinny for my main, bro
He just he he did not miss a single shot, bro. Not a single Travella. Did he miss? Uh?
Nothing else right nothing else. Oh my god foot draft champion rewards tops dynasty box. Oh
Baby this might be one of the most epic ends to a stream ever, bro. Oh
My god, bro. We might have a new cold picture of the year chat. What do we think?
What do we think what do we think fellas?
Kareem Adayemi
Lowkey was him today, bro
G's
And that was a little blurry, but EA sports
Please please give me some good foot draft rewards. None of that 225 K pack BS
All right, give me a 50 K. Give me a hundred K pack, please. I am begging you right now
50k pack or better dog now we have not done the dynasty box we're about to do the
dynasty box after the champions league games are over and after I open up these
rewards you're just in time for the dynasty box you are just what did I just
do I just retweeted or like a fucking tweet I don't know what I did but I
I don't know.
Wait, I reposted a goal.
Why did I retweet a goal?
What the fuck?
Undo, repost.
How much time is left until the champion's league is over?
Like five minutes, right?
Every game's about to end.
Type shit?
All right.
Well, that's brutal, right?
We do get four packs to open up,
which I guess is pretty cool, but.
Mods, mods, run up a one minute prediction.
Mods, run up a one minute prediction.
Will I pack a walkout in one of my four packs for winning the draft?
Will I pack a walkout in one of my four pack?
Oh my God, someone just scored.
Oh my God, Barcelona just conceded to young boys.
They are finished.
You conceded to a young boys fan.
Could never be met.
Oh, he's offside.
Never mind, he's offside.
Fuck.
That was my chance to make fun of Barcelona, but never mind.
Bro was off.
Great.
Nice try.
All right, did we get the prediction up and running?
30 seconds left, fellas.
30 seconds left, fellas.
Wait, let me message Tanner.
I'm sick.
Wait, Kassler collects his live right.
Yeah, OK, good.
Didier, Drogba, 20 of 20 going to that zero spot as well,
man.
Going to that zero spot as well.
Didier, Drogba.
All right, chat.
Top's not a seed box today.
Here we go!
All right, here we go.
Will I pack a walkout for winning the draft?
First pack, rule.
Thank you EA Sports.
I did get a thousand coins, which is nice.
So that's 3,000 coins so far for winning the draft.
Not bad, let's go.
Come on.
Walkout, no walkout, but it is
Salaporte, E3 rated.
Do we sell for anything, big boy?
No, we don't.
Fantastic.
All right, another 2K, so that means we're at about 5, 6K.
Very cool, very cool.
All right, here we go.
Two more packs.
No walkout, as expected.
We get an English center back.
She plays in the Barclays Preventor League
and her name is,
85 rated goes for about 3k so that puts us at about 9k
Gotta love that. Uh-huh. We get it pistolero
and
9 plus okay. We're at like 13k
Musa he is a beast can't lie he plays for FC Dallas. He is a stud
Very good player. All right now. We're down to our last pack for winning the foot draft. Oh, man
Man, these rewards were amazing.
Yeah, damn.
Would you look at that?
Kuma guy.
Kuma guy.
God, that foot-drapped was so worth it.
So worth it.
Oh yeah.
We got like exactly 15k back worth of coins for that.
Good lord, sweet baby.
United currently have a goal difference of negative three in the Premier League this season are the games over
You know what? That's totally okay because we are saving the pack luck for tops motherfucking dynasty. All right
You're hitting some cards
fourth place
Rory
We are saving our luck for tops dynasty
come on man William we're getting the haul and pay the dual this is what I get
this is what my reward is for loss and loss aliens both winning this weekend
and and this is my reward for winning the foot trap and packing an icon today
and dominating in division one.
That's right.
Are you available to put an automatic discount on that spot?
If not, then I can do it real quick
or I can just take it down and not do a discount
and just put it down in price.
I can do that real quick actually.
All right, Tanner's in his flow right now in chat.
So I don't wanna like hop on in
and distract and we'll just be a little bit patient.
I don't want to be that guy that says open my box now
It's about 15% Tanner such a good looking dude right now go by
Go by one change it in it. I'm gonna change it right now
Tanner such a handsome bloke
All right chat come on come on give me a massive good luck
Wait, hold on chat. Hold on hold on hold on. There's only two boxes left in this case
Do these in one second, Chad, I'm really sorry.
Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad.
Box one or two.
The front box or the box on the back towards the left?
Front box or box on the left, Chad?
Come on.
No, he's not bored.
He's currently doing a break, you know?
Both.
All right, buddy.
Chad.
Chad.
Chad, no.
Chill, Chad.
Chill, Chad.
Chill chat not both listen mods run a pull front or back
For spot Rory you got our sorry for spot. Yeah, he's currently like he's finishing up a break right now
He just did a break. He's finishing up a break
Chill chill chill hey hey mods run a pole baby run a pole front or back
No, Pita said I could bro. Hey the pull is ready vote vote vote
The poll is ready
Yo, same Hameed!
The back.
The back.
The back.
The back.
The back.
The back box.
Oh no dude, come on Messi.
That's the one!
That's the one!
Hold on. I gotta I gotta I gotta play a song. I gotta play a song. I
Gotta play a song I
Gotta play a song
He's out real quick and we will get your box open right now take your fucking time dude
I gotta jam out. I gotta jam out. What's a good song to play right now chat?
What's a good song to play bro? Messy one of one is what we're chasing or any messy card at that honestly
chat come on
Come on come on come on come on
Halo theme song. I like that. I don't know why I would play that but I'm playing it. Please
Please
Let this be a messy
patch
auto
Please Tanner rub that damn box. Adenia would be cool a United player. He's gotten it quite a few United players
Come on, baby. Let's see go
We've hit a gold and two silvers so we definitely need to at least it's a five right come on, but how about
This is a in celebration of the lowest and lost aliens
Let's find you a massive massive card good luck brother
Come on. Let's see some messy bro gold
He needs him a messy pole
Another silver to ten another silver to ten
Okay, silver. Okay. It's okay. It's okay fucking silver tanner
We can pull a nasty messy to ten. Okay. Come on. Oh
baby a patch
like that
Is giving me Jude vibes Jude Belly them reason I said Jude by Jude Belly them
Is that doing belly them?
Is that Dortmund Jude or Chelsea?
June 10 of 10
June 10 of 10
June bow Kevin De Bruyne. Is that kid number Katie Katie B?
Is that kid number?
This is a city box through and through bro city case
Debunda oh you 17 Kevin fucking De Bruyne. I
Can't have any city cars in my fucking collection
I think we have to send this last box to I think we have to send this last box one for each win, you know, oh wait, you already did check it.
Listen, if that Kevin de Bruyne was wearing a Belgian kid, I would be okay with that, but because he's wearing that blue.
that blue, you know? Yeah. All
right. How about I get that card
to Peter? Thoughts? How much is
Kevin to bring to work? Don't try
to get the same.
Hmm. Oh, you never know. You
never know. I mean, lost aliens
and Los Aliens did win, right?
I mean, he's got to do it, bro.
He's got to do it.
I mean, I did have a great stream today as well, Chad.
I mean, we won the draft.
We pulled an icon.
We did well in division one.
I mean, yeah, Peter probably hates me, right?
Hey, listen, on the stream the other day, I told Peter.
I said, hey, get me a Los Aliens jersey.
And I won't open for everyone anymore.
I won't open boxes for him anymore.
That's what I said on stream.
And?
And I go, uh, hey.
Oh.
You don't see me wearing a low seat.
Oh!
Oh, shit.
Chad, someone justify this, please.
Chad, someone fucking justify me doing this last one.
Come on.
Kevin de Bruyne autograph.
Not bad.
It's a sick card.
Any city fans out there want it?
Let's see if she answers me.
How are you doing?
How are you?
What are you doing?
What are you at?
Oh, you're getting your nails done?
Oh, that's interesting.
Why?
Because you're getting your nails done.
You're doing something for yourself, you know?
Because you wanna treat yourself to something, right?
Okay, hey, just, hey, I hope your nail, I hope you,
why is Tanner on the screen?
That's not Tanner.
That's definitely not fucking Tanner. I don't know who the fuck that is. That's the streamer. We're about to raid
Definitely not Tanner my phones out 1%
send it
Send it
Send it. We're fucking sending
We're fucking she's getting her nails done. She's getting her fucking nails done. Let's fucking send it. Let's fucking go
Let's go
Let's fucking go. I'm a man. All right, get it man. I'm a man my Prezi
Come on
Deserve it a lot of hard work damn right Tanner these last couple weeks. Fuck. Yeah
We're turning to streaming your team back on the pitch. Let's get a man
All right, here we go. We got we need a really good song though. We need a really really good song
All right, we need a really good song
I need something for my president let's go tired of opening him average cards dude
it's time to hit him a heater man come on baby good luck brother bro give us
something crazy in here man give us something crazy come on come on chat
Yes! We have a dual autograph. Dual autograph.
Dual autograph or dual patch autograph. Come on autograph. Barcelona!
Pavel Nedved and Stoikov on the dual. Wow! What a crazy dual. What a crazy dual.
Net then and stork off
Wow
two of five
Beautiful card, bro beautiful card
So sick me too
What do we think I saw Barcelona and I got happy I
Saw bars. I mean listen. That's a cold-ass card, bro
Crazy, bro. All right, that is a that is a cold card
I'm going to get to Peter so she doesn't yell at me and then
and then that bed and.
Storage car dual auto.
That's not too shabby boys.
Minus seven K lull.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Honestly, honestly, how are you going to tell me to send it but then laugh at me after.
How are you going to say send it, but then laugh at me after good stream chat? I love you