LOS ALIENS FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON!!

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09-30-2024 · 2h 07m

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[00:08:57] I am never letting Peter request another song again ever.

[00:09:01] I don't know why the hell we started playing Beethoven in here after some good ol Kanye West.

[00:09:08] Good morning!

[00:09:11] Cha!

[00:09:13] Good morning!

[00:09:15] I hope you guys are well.

[00:09:16] I hope you guys are healthy.

[00:09:18] I hope you guys are ready for the Miguel Rebollo Gabriel Costa Show!

[00:09:26] Masterclass, you might say.

[00:09:27] Master class that is right.

[00:09:31] Oh my God.

[00:09:33] I am wearing the heart rate monitor and as you guys can see

[00:09:39] right up there we are chillin at a solid 90 average.

[00:09:46] All right feeling good.

[00:09:50] I'm not nervous.

[00:09:52] I'm calm.

[00:09:52] We had a massive massive loss aliens victory yesterday.

[00:09:59] four one against the Parteras the Colombians. And today we're going back to back like Jordan

[00:10:09] in 96 and 97. All right. And then after we win, we're going to the casino and put it all

[00:10:18] on black and we're putting it all on red, not black. All right. We're going all in.

[00:10:25] We're going all in baby. Um real quick. I want to see who's here. Our lineup is out

[00:10:33] All right, we've just announced our lineup on X and

[00:10:37] I can't lie. I

[00:10:40] Can't lie today's poster boy is looking mighty fucking fine, baby

[00:10:48] Gabriel Costa the million-dollar boy

[00:10:52] All right, why do they call him the million-dollar boy? Well, he carried

[00:10:56] his team to win the one million dollar tournament in North Carolina exactly one year ago.

[00:11:03] Alrighty, with the likes of Kelvin Olaveta and another stacked ass group of guys that he was

[00:11:10] playing alongside. So, um, he is our number 10. He is new. He is Brazilian. He speaks about fucking six languages.

[00:11:19] All right, he currently plays on the San Diego

[00:11:24] Sockers in the professional MASL indoor league, right?

[00:11:27] But he is an alien for a season and, hopefully,

[00:11:31] for many years to come.

[00:11:33] He is currently living in Mexico.

[00:11:36] All right, no pressure, Gabriel.

[00:11:38] No pressure.

[00:11:39] All right, the whole world is watching.

[00:11:41] No pressure.

[00:11:42] Peter, how are you feeling?

[00:11:49] I just hope he has a good game.

[00:11:51] You just hope he has a good game, you know, there's some there's some players their first game. Yeah, you know, they're good

[00:11:57] Yeah, but the first game. Yeah, it's just not

[00:12:01] Looked really. Yes, I

[00:12:04] Don't like that with him. I hope I hope it clicks. Okay, because in they've done the games sure

[00:12:11] And he's adjusting well. Yeah, he's used to you know playing in front of fans. Yeah

[00:12:16] Sandy with soccer yeah, so I don't think the fan stuff is gonna get to him. Okay, we'll see

[00:12:24] We'll see who's fucking team are you on holy shit team? Are you on?

[00:12:29] No, I'm just saying what the hell that was depressing as shit. What do you mean?

[00:12:33] Gabriel's gonna fuck it score today. Let's act. I just hope they watch the girls and we're gonna get naked and

[00:12:41] Celebrate and Chuck fucking beer. I'm just joking. We're not gonna do that

[00:12:45] I'm not okay. We're not rubbing any baby. Why is my heart rate going down? I'm fucking yelling shit in my heart baby going up

[00:12:52] when he

[00:12:56] Yeah

[00:13:00] 81 oh

[00:13:01] Shit 89. All right. I'm gonna fucking calm down here. I'm gonna calm down here. We're all the way up to 92 95

[00:13:07] 98

[00:13:08] Back down to 97. All right, so we've got our starting seven here

[00:13:13] Platonito is in goal you guys know him as the big banana

[00:13:16] I think we still have a banana MO if you guys can please drop the bananas in the fucking chat. All right

[00:13:22] He is still here, and then we've got the Sergio Ramos of the Kings League on

[00:13:27] Ferdinand

[00:13:30] Our center back

[00:13:32] Say it again. Oh an OG. He's an OG. He is a solid solid defender. We've got

[00:13:40] We've got a new a new name here he goes by the name of Alan

[00:13:45] What's his last name?

[00:13:47] Mendoza.

[00:13:49] They call him El Tolú.

[00:13:52] All right, he's a new center back.

[00:13:54] He is currently replacing El Capicabrera

[00:13:58] for the time being.

[00:14:00] I don't know.

[00:14:01] Let's just consider today his tryouts.

[00:14:05] All right, so we'll keep an eye on Mr. 28.

[00:14:08] You guys let me know if you like him,

[00:14:10] if you don't like him, if we should bring him back,

[00:14:12] if we shouldn't bring him back.

[00:14:14] Alright, he's been practicing with the guys and they say that he's very similar to El Capi

[00:14:21] So we'll see we also got JP in the house. You guys voted for JP to stay

[00:14:29] Not to send it back in the draft. You voted for him to stay

[00:14:32] Alright, and then we've got El Colombiano another Mendoza number eight from Medellin

[00:14:39] I mean, all right, he's like a, like a fullback,

[00:14:44] very aggressive, you guys are gonna love him, all right?

[00:14:46] Those of you guys in the UK that are still awake,

[00:14:48] that are here, you're gonna love him.

[00:14:50] He loves a good fucking tackle, all right?

[00:14:54] And honestly, I might put all my fucking money

[00:14:57] on him to get a yellow card today.

[00:15:00] Nothing wrong with getting a yellow card.

[00:15:01] There's a lot of things wrong with getting yellow cards.

[00:15:03] There's a lot of things wrong with getting

[00:15:05] a yellow card, all right?

[00:15:07] A lot of things wrong.

[00:15:08] And then we've got number 10.

[00:15:10] We've got number 10.

[00:15:12] Gabriel Costa, I've already said enough about him.

[00:15:15] Can you play a song?

[00:15:16] Play a song?

[00:15:17] Play a song.

[00:15:18] Play a song?

[00:15:19] OK, I'm not.

[00:15:22] Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

[00:15:24] Oh yeah, good call, good call.

[00:15:25] Very good.

[00:15:26] There we go, there we go, there we go, all right, chat.

[00:15:28] Here we go.

[00:15:31] Can we just get dollar signs in the chat for Costa?

[00:15:35] Dollar signs in the chat.

[00:15:36] Just spam it up, dollar signs.

[00:15:38] Every time every time he scores just a million fucking boy

[00:15:43] That'd be so cool. He scores and everyone just spams a million dollars or just dollars in the chat

[00:15:57] That'd be good a moat

[00:16:00] Yeah, the million dollar boy

[00:16:03] Gabriel Costa and then

[00:16:07] Ladies and gentlemen, what's your song? What?

[00:16:12] What oh?

[00:16:13] Yeah

[00:16:16] Okay, okay, okay, okay, and then chat making his return after receiving

[00:16:22] Four offers from Spain from Madrid from Barcelona

[00:16:29] It is my honor to welcome back

[00:16:35] the best

[00:16:37] fucking player

[00:16:39] In the Kings League

[00:16:41] That's right

[00:16:43] he's back and he goes by the name of Miguelito number 93 fucking goal

[00:17:09] score all right and you heard me right he is the best player in the league

[00:17:20] the biggest league. Alright.

[00:17:26] Not the second best. Not the

[00:17:28] third best. The best.

[00:17:33] Miguelito Reboio. Mark our

[00:17:35] words. All right. I've got I've

[00:17:38] got so much confidence in this

[00:17:41] man right here in the middle.

[00:17:44] You have no idea. He is more

[00:17:46] hungry than he's ever been.

[00:17:48] He lost his grandma about two months ago right after the world cup right after she saw him score

[00:17:55] She passed away, and he is dedicating

[00:18:01] The rest of this career to his grandma. It was like his mom growing up. All right

[00:18:09] My goats my fucking goat and really quick ladies and gentlemen

[00:18:14] I want to make sure we shot out our main sponsors today's sponsor for the stream is castrocollects

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[00:18:24] all of your cards that you guys,

[00:18:26] you guys, fuck's sake.

[00:18:30] Guys, I meant guys.

[00:18:32] That's not what I meant.

[00:18:34] I was on fire.

[00:18:36] No, hold on.

[00:18:38] You heard that.

[00:18:40] I don't want to get canceled.

[00:18:42] You guys can cancel me after the game.

[00:18:44] Please, that you guys may want

[00:18:46] to start collecting.

[00:18:48] catch the collects dot com you guys say what you call me so I said what did you

[00:18:53] fucking call it guys sorry dot damn it but no for real thank you guys for being

[00:19:00] here thank you guys for supporting you guys were amazing yesterday a lot of you

[00:19:04] guys stayed up to watch the women's team play and honestly I'm super happy that

[00:19:08] we managed to get three massive points for you guys thank you with a big

[00:19:11] four one victory over but said as the least con conceded. Yeah, we we were the second most

[00:19:19] scoring team and we were the least. We conceded the least amount of goals, which was one and

[00:19:24] it was a penalty and it was a penalty. So we're good offensive. We're good defensive. We're

[00:19:29] just fucking the best. All right. Now, with that being said, Peter and I will God willing

[00:19:35] be traveling to Mexico this upcoming weekend to take some penalties. All right. I'm confident

[00:19:43] in you. All right. And I believe in you. And the whole chat believes in you. This chat. What

[00:19:48] this this week? What makes love? My mic is low. Chat testing 123. Can you guys hear my microphone?

[00:19:58] Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? It is at max level. But hold on. Maybe my

[00:20:03] Oh, I could try to turn it up. Is this better? Is this better testing testing one two three every day

[00:20:09] I'm testing one two three one two three. Let me know if this got better this might got this me

[00:20:19] We were supposed to copy over our settings. I don't know tested

[00:20:23] No, it is very low. What's going on dude?

[00:20:26] Are we good? Are we good? Are we good testing testing one two three? Are we good?

[00:20:30] lads hello hello hello hello is it still low it's still a bit low oh my god

[00:20:39] dude all right hold on one second how about you guys turn up your headphones

[00:20:42] hello hello what I don't really know what's going on I don't know why it's

[00:20:49] low but again dude fucking god damn dude people get paid and try to like fix

[00:20:53] this but of course um anyway hello testing testing

[00:21:00] I don't know why it's stuck on that my settings from my house were supposed to be copied over, but I don't know what happened. Maybe it's

[00:21:09] Maybe it reset something. Yeah, but it is low. I can see it updated and it reset

[00:21:16] That's frustrating chat. I do see what you guys are talking about. Maybe we just have to yell now

[00:21:20] I don't want to have to yell that much though, but I guess I will I don't know

[00:21:24] testing I don't know dude do I just keep turning up the no no no I don't know

[00:21:41] what I should do what do I do you try say something say something she's got the

[00:21:47] apple bottom G testing testy one two three I'm sorry I don't know what to do

[00:21:54] bro I think we're just gonna have to run it like this really quick nano tech

[00:21:57] thank you for the 21 months savvy thank you for the resub I mean I mean

[00:22:01] Should we get Marcus to come over here and fix it or what? I mean, I don't know what to do anymore

[00:22:09] Shedding a low low low

[00:22:12] All right, I'm just gonna have to we're just gonna have to yell

[00:22:15] Baggy sweat pan. How was your day today?

[00:22:19] I feel so I'm sorry for the headphone users. I just know they can't hear us. No, there's no way they it's really low

[00:22:30] It's low like they you have to yell pita well, you know

[00:22:34] You know, they can't hear you when you say that check. Can you hear me when you when I

[00:22:38] say this? No, they can't show it low on my end. Auto audio is fine on my end. Yeah,

[00:22:46] just, you know, clean your headphones out. Get that ear wax out. Hold on. I'm gonna

[00:22:50] have to. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna

[00:22:55] have to adjust the in game sound that we're about to listen to anyways. Yeah. Yeah,

[00:23:00] it's gonna be really high. Okay, really quick. Let me say what up to people in

[00:23:03] the chat. Who's joining us today? I saw some familiar faces from the earlier

[00:23:08] stream that we ran. We did manage to get into division one, which is fantastic. I

[00:23:13] am in a very, very good mood right now. You have no idea. Huh? I didn't lose any

[00:23:18] games. Oh, United lost. You didn't have to mention that. We don't have to talk

[00:23:23] about United. I don't even support United. Okay. I don't even know what United

[00:23:26] you're talking about to be completely inside. It's me to be completely

[00:23:30] honest. People are asking about the food. The food has a

[00:23:33] two game suspension so he can't play until our third game all right because they gave him that when

[00:23:39] he used to play for the other team they suspended him right are they winning or losing oh my god

[00:23:45] Fudubi's old team and Peluche Caligari are down seven to four can we get a pl can we get a quick

[00:23:52] lull in the chat for Peluche Caligari who are down by three goals right now wow wow was not

[00:24:02] expecting that. Gali and real quick they got really upset at us because we signed

[00:24:08] El Furbi from their team although El Furbi came to us and said I really want

[00:24:14] to play with Los Aliens and I said brother if the league allows it we will

[00:24:19] make it happen okay and we made it happen the league said totally fine he

[00:24:25] just has a two game suspension for Pete being part of a group that demanded

[00:24:32] money apparently I'm not really sure I don't know the whole story all I know is

[00:24:35] that the players are saying is bullshit the presidents are saying that it was

[00:24:39] extortion I don't know all I know is that the league got all of their proof

[00:24:45] and said Castro you can sign him he can play for you guys he wants to play for

[00:24:50] you guys and we're gonna accept it and we're like cool thank you very much

[00:24:53] to play. Um, I'm not sure if

[00:24:57] you can watch food to be

[00:24:59] welcome to the club. How much

[00:25:03] No, he's a draft player show.

[00:25:06] The lead pays food to be. We

[00:25:08] don't play food. He is. Uh,

[00:25:09] he's a draft player. He's not

[00:25:11] a, um, I don't know how your

[00:25:13] heart is so long. I'm

[00:25:15] I told you, I'm big showing.

[00:25:17] I know I'm big showing 85.

[00:25:19] Chat. That just means I'm

[00:25:20] healthy. Right? All these

[00:25:21] people in the fucking studio

[00:25:22] were calling me fattest

[00:25:23] What the fuck hold on brother I

[00:25:27] Told you guys you here you put this shit on watch this all right watch watch this

[00:25:36] Because I got big biceps peanut that's why I got a guy I

[00:25:41] Got big biceps

[00:25:45] Yeah, and you can't buy it most alien jerseys are available on Adidas website

[00:25:49] You haven't even put it on and it's already had a hundred

[00:25:51] It feels like it feels my stress does it have to be a bicep. Yes. Why? I don't know.

[00:26:02] It just has to be a bicep. Oh my baby. Okay. Two things. You're either unhealthy, which

[00:26:09] you're not or you're just hella nervous and stressed. Don't be 103. Well, I just

[00:26:19] I had a red bull 104. I mean technically I had that because I chugged the shit out of it 108

[00:26:25] She's shaking. I was showing that 80

[00:26:29] So it is that who do you guys want to wear the heart rate monitor Peta or myself? I wore it yesterday for me

[00:26:36] Now we need to see your that's fine. I could I could do that. Hold on

[00:26:40] We had we started said hey to people. Hey Fonzie. I love you too, man. Thank you so much

[00:26:43] All right, let's see who's here. Let's see who's here real quick red bull

[00:26:47] Adam B is in the chat Peter mr. Adam B temples cast your collects our main

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[00:27:04] sharp bell chewy angel of war she's our number one lost aliens fan is that my

[00:27:11] watch you don't understand how long I've been looking for this you do not

[00:27:18] understand how long I've been looking for this watch pita oh my god how long

[00:27:25] until kickoff 30 minutes maybe give or take 30 minutes give or take give or

[00:27:33] take give or take we're winning today hi my part time you can't call me part

[00:27:38] timer when we're running two streams in one day brother all right we've been

[00:27:43] we've been going full fucking time and I'm in division one in rivals all right

[00:27:48] I'm not going to be able to

[00:27:52] watch it. You know, I'm not

[00:27:54] going to be able to watch it.

[00:27:54] Right? Like, brother. You

[00:27:56] cannot possibly call me part

[00:27:57] time anymore. Chat. All right,

[00:28:01] them days are over. Until I

[00:28:05] retire from FC 25, but. For

[00:28:08] the next, uh, I don't know.

[00:28:11] Year maybe. We're full time

[00:28:15] up in his B. You guys want

[00:28:16] to watch the game or no? Do

[00:28:17] you guys want to watch the

[00:28:18] game or no? I just got to

[00:28:19] yesterday I kept okay dude we gotta listen real talk did she take the monitor

[00:28:24] oh my god she's gonna go take a shit with the monitor on we're about to see

[00:28:28] this thing skyrocket to 170 bro ain't no way chat she's a she she's wearing the

[00:28:36] monitor while she's going to the bathroom does your heart rate go up

[00:28:39] when you take a shit we're about to what if that thing says like 211 right

[00:28:43] Oh my god

[00:28:48] Let's keep an eye on that monitor. Let's see if it goes up, bro

[00:28:51] Her max heart rate yesterday was 132. Oh

[00:28:55] brother, oh

[00:28:57] No, it's not updating

[00:28:59] She took it. She's wearing it. All right. All right. All right. All right. Um, yo, look, thank you for the brand new sub

[00:29:06] Thank you so much for subscribing

[00:29:08] Louie, thank you for this 38 months my man. Appreciate you, bro. J. Helm. Thank you so much for seven MX TT

[00:29:14] Thank you for the 44 months. Vamos Porto United played Porto next bro. I am super nervous in the Europa League Manchester United

[00:29:21] Are the biggest joke in the world right now?

[00:29:24] Thank you for the brand-new sub my man. God bless. Thank you for subbing the late-night gang is fucking feisty, baby

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[00:29:34] Dad got thank you for the two-year resub buddy appreciate you met Alex who born prime sub. Why does that name sound familiar? Alex who born?

[00:29:41] sounds like someone that might play for a

[00:29:44] Most of this maybe I don't know. I think some guy called Ubon place for most of it. Yo new boss

[00:29:50] Thank you for the brand new summer, man. I really appreciate that bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[00:29:54] Thank you for the 46 months. Bamos miss aliens. BAMOS

[00:29:59] Come on boys. I need a lot. Thank you to 10 months will nor thank you for the one year turku

[00:30:05] Thank you for the 10 months titty boy

[00:30:08] Thank you for the eight months claws. Thank you for the 13 months

[00:30:12] I'm just going to say thank you

[00:30:14] guys. Thank you guys. You're

[00:30:16] the best. You're the best.

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[00:30:22] Thank you for the prime sub. Ryan.

[00:30:24] Thank you for subbing, man. The

[00:30:26] late night gang is crazy. I

[00:30:28] promise you guys I will be

[00:30:30] doing late night FC 25 streams

[00:30:32] once my. Set up at the house

[00:30:34] is completed. Um and we're a

[00:30:36] little more comfortable. We'll be

[00:30:38] rocking some late night rival

[00:30:40] Thank you.

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[00:30:43] God bless, man.

[00:30:44] Thank you guys so much for all the love during the late night hours.

[00:30:46] I really appreciate it, man.

[00:30:47] Not only you guys here supporting, watching Los Aliens masterclass, but just vibing and

[00:30:51] hanging out, man.

[00:30:52] You guys don't have to be here, but you are.

[00:30:54] And I really appreciate that, Luis.

[00:30:56] Thank you, bro.

[00:30:57] Easy clap.

[00:30:58] Thank you for the five months, man.

[00:30:59] Money me go with the six months, babe.

[00:31:01] You went to go take a shit and your heart rate went up to 127.

[00:31:05] Yes.

[00:31:06] It dropped now because you're finished.

[00:31:08] I was like, there's no way. Yeah. Where's the strap? Let me get the strap. Whoa. Whoa.

[00:31:17] Yo, let me get the strap. Whoa. All right. Now I got to make this bigger and I don't

[00:31:27] know how to do that. All right. Let's watch some. Let's watch the game before us. Do

[00:31:31] I have to reconnect it? Why would I have to reconnect it? Let's watch the game that's

[00:31:34] going on right now. It's not a bad game, dude. It really is not a bad game. That's

[00:31:40] So funny. Look at. Yes, it's

[00:31:42] Stephen. Adam.

[00:31:44] My most Adam be never

[00:31:46] types me. Yeah.

[00:31:48] And look what he said, Adam.

[00:31:56] You're an idiot, dude.

[00:31:57] Why are you clipping that? Adam

[00:31:58] be Adam and stop working.

[00:32:01] Okay. Clipping shit in the chat.

[00:32:03] What is wrong with you, bro?

[00:32:06] Who is that?

[00:32:07] My sister's watch.

[00:32:08] Can we get a heart stand for my

[00:32:10] sister watching in the hospital?

[00:32:12] They've been in there for

[00:32:13] about a week now. A week today.

[00:32:17] And they're watching the Los Aliens match in the hospital.

[00:32:22] I'm pretty sure they get big results tomorrow.

[00:32:25] So I am praying for them.

[00:32:28] I know everything is going to be OK.

[00:32:30] And I love you guys.

[00:32:32] I really do.

[00:32:33] You know how he's hooked up to the monitors?

[00:32:36] I wonder if his heart rate goes up.

[00:32:37] Oh, yeah.

[00:32:38] Can you show us how this fits?

[00:32:40] Yeah.

[00:32:40] Can you send me a screenshot of a?

[00:32:43] That's not funny.

[00:32:44] I'm sorry.

[00:32:44] Yeah, no.

[00:32:45] We should be laughing.

[00:32:46] I don't know how to fucking make this bigger. Oh here. I really don't all right this game is a seven five

[00:32:53] Okay

[00:32:54] We did be Galacticals last year in the season. Okay. They don't strike me as a very you know

[00:33:02] Powerful team this guy just flopped inside the box looking like Bruno

[00:33:10] Why why do you say reconnect it but uh, they have an entirely new team

[00:33:16] Okay, they've got a full-on new 13 fucking players

[00:33:20] They lost their whole team and that's what happens when you don't know how to manage your boys

[00:33:25] all right

[00:33:27] But uh, yeah, this game is far from being over here. Hold on. It's my it is the heart rate change. Let me see

[00:33:34] Why do you why do you say after all maybe because you walked away? Yeah, okay? Well, let's start session and let's see if it reads it

[00:33:40] 98, 98, 98, one sec, if you guys have any questions about Los Aliens, ask them now, please.

[00:33:50] Okay, well, let me close this, let me reopen it, and let me start a new session, search

[00:34:03] for device, there it is, start session, and there we are, I'm at 109, yeah, I'm getting

[00:34:12] a little nervous as we get closer one away golly where cannot buy a hat brother I'll

[00:34:18] be honest I don't even know where I got this fucking hat from it was just here in the office

[00:34:23] and I'm like yo I'm gonna wear this today because this is kind of cold bro but maybe

[00:34:27] soon we'll have some some hats available I don't think we can sell this one specifically

[00:34:31] because Kingsley will yell at us but we could do a jersey giveaway should we do should

[00:34:38] we do a jersey giveaway chat you guys want a jersey giveaway I don't have mine but

[00:34:43] It's the one that Pita's wearing.

[00:34:45] It's our, it's this, it's the first ever splits jersey

[00:34:51] and our World Cup jersey.

[00:34:52] Show them the Cash or Collects logo on the other side.

[00:34:55] You would be supporting Cash or Collects logo.

[00:34:57] That's right, that's right, that's right.

[00:34:59] Let's do a little late night giveaway, bro.

[00:35:02] Why don't we do like promo codes?

[00:35:04] Like make a promo code for Pita?

[00:35:09] Yeah, let's do it.

[00:35:10] Set it up.

[00:35:11] And that way I could sell out too.

[00:35:13] Absolutely. I like that keyword is going to be aliens.

[00:35:18] Key word is aliens in the chat.

[00:35:23] Aliens in the chat.

[00:35:25] Jersey give away.

[00:35:30] Good luck.

[00:35:31] Hey, I'll be honest.

[00:35:32] These things are rare, bro.

[00:35:33] A lot of people can't get them and they want them.

[00:35:36] All right.

[00:35:38] A lot of people can't get the jerseys because apparently you can only get them

[00:35:42] If you're in Mexico, which I think is do better BS, do better, right?

[00:35:51] You can't get them shipped out to the UK.

[00:35:53] Unfortunately, we are working on that, but, uh, hopefully soon, hopefully soon,

[00:35:59] they will be available.

[00:36:00] Key word is aliens.

[00:36:01] I'm going to let that run for a little bit and let's, uh, let's watch the end

[00:36:05] of this game.

[00:36:06] They are in the 30th minute.

[00:36:08] All right.

[00:36:08] They're about to give me one sec.

[00:36:10] Bobby, give me one sec.

[00:36:11] Give me one sec.

[00:36:14] What did you say?

[00:36:15] They're using their secret cards. Oh secret card. Ooh, this is gonna be interesting. I

[00:36:20] Mean, this is this is a tough score line. It is it is it is wow

[00:36:23] Pelluchia have a shootout so this game could be seven to six and then real quick and then

[00:36:30] Excuse me, and then the double goal

[00:36:33] Oscar in your

[00:36:34] 39 months. God bless man

[00:36:37] Can I just buy it off of you pita? We do not sell the jerseys this kid right here

[00:36:42] This kid number 10 this kid has an alien tattoo on his hand

[00:36:47] He's got an alien tatted right here

[00:36:50] He came up to me at the trap and said I really really really really want to play for Los Aliens

[00:36:56] He does in fact miss his shootout. They call them in el surdo, which means the left is that Kevin King illness

[00:37:03] They call them in surdo because he's left-footed, but he totally bottled that bro

[00:37:08] totally bottled that you know what if you would have made that maybe we would

[00:37:13] have got him on Los Aliens but because he missed nah super Bailey thank you for

[00:37:18] the big 40 months today man oh Scotty and you'll get that dub today at mana

[00:37:22] hopefully brother colez collects thank you for the 17 months bro our match

[00:37:27] starts after this one okay our match starts after this one it's there on

[00:37:33] as he'll give you $100 for that jersey. No. It's $100. It's worth $100. What size do you need to

[00:37:42] step on? I got you. $200. This is our chance to make money. Pleasure big. $300 to step on. For you,

[00:37:49] $500. Okay. No, you know how many people have that. I do. I've got family members.

[00:37:55] our this this lad right here all right Los aliens general manager just barely got

[00:38:06] his fucking jersey today a year later a year later he just got his jersey today

[00:38:12] I just handed it to him like 45 minutes ago all right just so you guys can see

[00:38:19] How rare they actually fucking are man

[00:38:23] So yeah double goal, who's this for Galacticals?

[00:38:27] So if they score a goal right now, it's worth two and then after the 38th minute, it's worth two as well smart smart

[00:38:33] So

[00:38:35] It's a good time to use that weapon

[00:38:38] But I'll be honest. You don't really see teams scored during the double goals. It's kind of weird

[00:38:43] I'll take a large Peter. Thank you so much. You ain't getting shit a step on a right stop

[00:38:47] You're not getting anything, bro. All right

[00:38:50] Vamos about to ship a jersey to my house in Mexico from Chicago Papi

[00:38:54] You can do that if you have a house or place in Mexico you can get it shipped to

[00:38:59] Mexico, but you can't go from Mexico to US Mexico to England or

[00:39:05] Mexico to the UK you can only go from

[00:39:07] Mexico to Mexico or if you're inside of the country Mexico you can ship it out to the United States

[00:39:15] It's it's the dumbest thing ever. I know it doesn't make any sense. You would think

[00:39:20] Right, you would think that they would allow anyone to just buy the jerseys. Well, no, that is not the case

[00:39:26] Anyways, we move Eli. Thank you so much, my man. I really appreciate that bro. Bless bro. Bless bless bless bless

[00:39:33] Okay, heart rate says I'm at 84

[00:39:36] You're chilling. Are you impressed? I am. Yeah, I'm not really that nervous

[00:39:40] I'm very confident in our boys. Wait till that game starts. Wait till kickoff. Here we go. Here's number eight

[00:39:45] Here's number eight. Oh God.

[00:39:47] Yeah. Yeah. It's not a good look.

[00:39:49] He's your 11th player.

[00:39:50] No, yeah, that's there.

[00:39:51] I believe 11 yellow card for white.

[00:39:56] Are we watching the same game?

[00:39:57] Well, where's the yellow?

[00:40:00] What?

[00:40:01] Stop.

[00:40:03] Is this the same referee that ref the Tottenham United

[00:40:05] game today? How is that a yellow?

[00:40:07] There's no way that was a yellow.

[00:40:11] Oh, my God.

[00:40:13] You're joking, right?

[00:40:17] What's the dude wearing on his head, bro?

[00:40:22] I think that's his hair pretty sure that's his fucking hair, buddy.

[00:40:27] All right.

[00:40:28] It's think of Kingsley like pro clubs.

[00:40:31] All right.

[00:40:32] These guys are pro clubs characters.

[00:40:34] Have you seen that?

[00:40:35] That's a talk.

[00:40:36] You would never see this in the print.

[00:40:37] Have you seen the six?

[00:40:38] How we're like, it's the guys are lined up and it's a pro club today and the

[00:40:42] guys have like tape and like their faces are all like taped up.

[00:40:46] I don't know what's going on right now like pro clubs characters. Yeah

[00:40:50] You know what I'm saying about kind of

[00:40:53] Not really

[00:40:58] This guy looks a bit tired yeah, he looks winded he looks a little tired man Roman number eight

[00:41:09] I want to know what our lads are doing

[00:41:12] Can we like somehow check up in our lads? Let me go on the Instagram. Yo, I'm rolling the giveaway in one minute

[00:41:18] You know, I'm rolling the giveaway in one minute. I'm rolling giveaway in one minute.

[00:41:23] All right, let's check. Let's check. Let's check our socials. Okay. This is a good, this is a good picture here.

[00:41:27] So a chief spot is our manager. His brother plays on the team we're playing today. He got drafted like second or third.

[00:41:36] All right. So we're pretty much playing chief spots brother. He's good. He's a good solid defender. He's strong.

[00:41:43] strong. Okay, we'll see how Reboio and the lads do against him. But here we go.

[00:41:50] I was so nervous. Here we go. Keyword is aliens. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Here we

[00:41:56] got cheese pilots. Keep going back. What a graphic that is right there. All right.

[00:42:00] That was yesterday and there's my boy copy right there meditating. You love to see that.

[00:42:05] There he is. Our starting lineup. Bus go it. Honestly, I can't wait to see how

[00:42:11] I mean, this is our first round pick our first round pick of the draft.

[00:42:17] I don't think he's starting.

[00:42:19] I'm interested because I never saw his tryout.

[00:42:22] Me neither.

[00:42:23] I didn't see his tryouts.

[00:42:24] I was just told by probably 10 people that he was the best player at the tryouts.

[00:42:28] And we've got him.

[00:42:29] And we got him.

[00:42:30] Second round pitch.

[00:42:31] First round pick.

[00:42:32] Well, we were second.

[00:42:34] Yeah, but our first pick, our first pick.

[00:42:36] Yeah.

[00:42:37] And there it is.

[00:42:38] W graphic.

[00:42:39] W graphic. W graphic. No updates from the players? None?

[00:42:46] Reboil has updates? Oh my god.

[00:42:50] This is Reboil's Instagram. No, bro.

[00:42:54] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Him and his grandma.

[00:43:00] He's got this taped inside of the dressing room.

[00:43:05] He's got this taped inside of the dressing room. Oh my god, bro.

[00:43:10] Me too

[00:43:11] Me too me too. You know what I want to relive the moment that we announced his

[00:43:16] Now hold on. How do I go to Los Angeles really quick? I?

[00:43:20] Need to relive that moment. I

[00:43:23] Need to relive that moment. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Can you go grab that paper?

[00:43:30] Where is it? Where did we sign him where we we signed him somewhere? Where was it?

[00:43:35] the the audio the audio

[00:43:38] Yeah, I'm a little fucking blind here chat. I apologize brother

[00:43:46] Where is it down?

[00:43:53] I'm blind. Oh, it's pinned. It's pinned. It's pinned. It's pinned

[00:44:13] Paid actor in it that ruined the video man like whose idea was it to do this right here? God, I always ruin every video, bro

[00:45:14] cheese

[00:45:16] Let's go man. All right, roll this damn giveaway. Where we at? Where we at? Where's the uh?

[00:45:22] Uh, where's that keyword dang that I had up? I don't want to leak anything. I always leak

[00:45:28] Shit, I'm not supposed to leak

[00:45:30] There's no way I closed it right? Oh, no, it's right here. It's right here. I got it. I got it. I got it

[00:45:35] I got it. Once again, ladies and gentlemen, this is for an aliens Jersey

[00:45:42] They're very hard to get

[00:45:44] We will ship it to your house if you're in Saudi Arabia if you're in Scotland doesn't matter

[00:45:49] We will ship it to your doorstep, right?

[00:45:53] That's a his that's a historic Jersey

[00:45:57] Next year's jerseys are even colder, but this is like the OG but that's like the OG one, you know

[00:46:03] that's the OG that was that was

[00:46:06] The start of something very special

[00:46:09] All right, here we go three two one best of luck the winner is

[00:46:15] He's been following for six years

[00:46:19] My goat

[00:46:22] Ninja Khaled, can you type where you're from please?

[00:46:26] Yo ninja Khaled, can you type where you're from if you're in the chat? I would love to know where you're from

[00:46:33] God, I hope he's not from Australia

[00:46:38] God, I hope he's not from Australia

[00:46:43] Sorry, it's just shipping things to Australia's like what's what's the most difficult country India? Oh my god. Oh, man. Oh

[00:46:55] Oh man. Oh my god. He's in Saudi Arabia. You know what I might just hand deliver this for you, buddy

[00:47:02] All right. I want to go to Saudi Arabia. Do we go?

[00:47:05] I don't know.

[00:47:06] I've been wanting to go to Saudi Arabia. Who doesn't want to go to Saudi Arabia?

[00:47:13] I'll tell you what if we win, if we win, we'll roll another jersey.

[00:47:18] All right. If we win, we will roll another jersey.

[00:47:21] We need to roll a jersey for Los Aliens too.

[00:47:24] Oh, yeah, of course. Here are here are reboyos grandparents

[00:47:32] Come on, baby

[00:47:34] Come on, baby. All right. Let's look at the end of this game. Let's look at the end of this game

[00:47:37] It's gonna be a juicy. Oh, I almost leaked it again. Fuck. I

[00:47:41] Almost I almost leaked it again, but I didn't

[00:47:44] All right, so few things we're gonna have to turn that TV down over there

[00:47:49] Once the game starts only because it's gonna get confusing because that TV is gonna be slightly delayed

[00:47:53] And this one's like we're on it. We're on like an actual link, which doesn't look blurry anymore. Oh wait, this is the

[00:47:59] This is the twitch link. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's soft and the link that they send me is so blurry

[00:48:05] But we'll see if we can fix it. Oh my god, this game's about to end

[00:48:09] This time is about to end

[00:48:12] Give like three minutes. Oh my god

[00:48:16] Remember if they score here. Oh

[00:48:18] They missed

[00:48:20] Two minutes of added time look at this goat keeper

[00:48:28] What are they complaining about?

[00:48:30] What are they complaining about?

[00:48:38] I don't know.

[00:48:52] Oh, we got an injury.

[00:48:53] Why don't they stop the time?

[00:48:55] I thought injuries stopped time.

[00:48:56] They should stop time, but...

[00:48:58] Are we forgetting the rules now?

[00:49:01] They should stop time, but it doesn't for some reason.

[00:49:03] I don't know why, but it doesn't...

[00:49:06] Hey, Chad, how's the in-game audio?

[00:49:09] Like, right now, how's the in-game audio?

[00:49:11] Sorry, I'm trying to make sure that it's okay.

[00:49:13] Wait, is that a file?

[00:49:13] Especially with the volume of ours.

[00:49:15] Is that a file?

[00:49:15] What's up?

[00:49:18] It's just, there's just a foul, right?

[00:49:19] But like, get up and play on.

[00:49:20] There he is.

[00:49:21] There he is.

[00:49:22] There he is.

[00:49:23] Is it double goal now that's he's behind?

[00:49:25] Yes.

[00:49:25] Whoever scores right now, anyone who scores right now,

[00:49:28] it's a double goal.

[00:49:29] Anyone who scores right now, double goal.

[00:49:31] So Bellucci could technically tie it right now.

[00:49:33] Yeah.

[00:49:33] So if Bellucci scores, it's 7-7.

[00:49:35] Shootouts.

[00:49:36] If Galactico score, it's 9-7.

[00:49:41] If the N-7-7, they go to shootouts, traditional MLS

[00:49:44] shootouts where well one V one five second timer you heard you heard you heard

[00:49:51] someone did have a good point why do the refs look like watermelons why do the

[00:49:57] referees look like watermelons come on man the refs the refs always get so much

[00:50:02] hate. As they should. I'm just kidding. Don't think you should be. Bang. Good save. Good

[00:50:10] save. Oh, nope. Not again. Does the time stop exactly at two minutes or do they give

[00:50:17] it like an extra 30 seconds? The guy was on the floor. It's over. It's over. Yeah,

[00:50:25] I see it. They shouldn't. They

[00:50:29] shouldn't stop the time.

[00:50:32] Galacticals defeats.

[00:50:35] Oh no. Is that what they say?

[00:50:39] Oh no. Yellow cards. The

[00:50:44] watermelons are being attacked

[00:50:47] by the stuffed animals. Oh no.

[00:50:55] In my opinion, sanction them, sanction them, all right, sanction them.

[00:51:05] And please get off the pitch because the biggest club in the world is about to play.

[00:51:11] Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, I'm getting nervous now.

[00:51:15] I'm getting nervous now, but my heart rate says I'm not nervous.

[00:51:19] Someone's lying here, either the monitor is lying or I'm lying.

[00:51:25] I don't know.

[00:51:26] Oh my god, look they're being toxic.

[00:51:29] They're being so toxic.

[00:51:30] Oh my god.

[00:51:32] Oh my god.

[00:51:33] They're being so toxic.

[00:51:37] Didn't they lose seven yesterday too?

[00:51:39] No, he's, he's

[00:51:54] He's saying they're gonna be in the finals on the beginning.

[00:51:57] Oh my god.

[00:52:06] They're not having a good weekend.

[00:52:07] They lost yesterday.

[00:52:08] Seventy-two.

[00:52:10] Today they lose seven-five.

[00:52:13] Oh.

[00:52:15] I'm nervous now.

[00:52:20] Let me get a wave of flags. Let's go. Let's go boys. Let's go. Give me a wave of flags

[00:52:25] I'm gonna switch links here, and I don't want to I don't want to leak anything

[00:52:30] So I'm gonna keep this one over here just in case and then I'm gonna bring this one over hither

[00:52:37] bless you

[00:52:52] Are you good?

[00:52:55] Those are the good luck sneezes

[00:52:57] Are we

[00:52:59] Are we good blood?

[00:53:01] I need to unmute this

[00:53:04] Oh God, oh God, this might be a little too loud

[00:53:08] I'm so nervous. I am so nervous. I could throw up. I'm actually I'm not gonna lie

[00:53:15] I'm not as nervous as I was yesterday

[00:53:19] Yesterday I was like super nervous someone just called you a crackhead because you started sneezing ten times

[00:53:25] What is that what crackheads do they sneeze a lot?

[00:53:27] I've never met a crackhead before so I don't know if that's a thing or not, but uh, all right

[00:53:33] Yes, my man Ben B. He didn't leak. Oh my god. Relax. It's like, you know how to stream now

[00:53:42] But here we are wait

[00:54:05] 4% chance to win today boys. I've never seen 64% chance to win

[00:54:17] That is us

[00:54:19] Why can't I hear nothing?

[00:54:22] Oh my god, I'm so nervous.

[00:54:28] I was gonna say I have a champ from the Chachos.

[00:54:31] Go, give it.

[00:54:34] But it's not appropriate.

[00:54:43] Bro, what is, babe, honestly, listen,

[00:54:45] you gotta, you're pushing 40.

[00:54:48] You're pushing 40, all right?

[00:54:49] No, I'm not.

[00:54:50] She just said moochies.

[00:54:54] Moochies, bro, you're pushing 40, G.

[00:54:56] Come on.

[00:54:57] I'm not.

[00:54:58] What are we doing, Pita?

[00:55:00] What are we doing?

[00:55:02] You know when you think something in your head and it's funny and then you say it out loud and you're like, oh, no.

[00:55:07] Oh my god, and he better let his hair grow. That's crazy. Look at how long it is.

[00:55:13] I'm so nervous.

[00:55:14] Oh, my heart rate's going up, Chad. It's at 1.07.

[00:55:17] Oh, man.

[00:55:24] I'm getting nervous.

[00:55:26] Come on, come on, Elliott.

[00:55:28] They've got a good team, man. They've got a good team.

[00:55:32] They don't they don't have their best player from the first play Tito Bia, but they do have a very solid squad

[00:55:41] Can I say something go ahead? I do think they get lucky though. What I do think they get lucky. You think this is

[00:55:48] I think they go away. Yes

[00:55:51] Yes

[00:55:53] And there's teams I get good luck, and I think they get good

[00:55:56] Show my boys, man. Show my boys. I want to see the boots they're wearing. I'm so

[00:56:04] nervous. I want to see the boot. Ah, there we have a picture for Gabriel Costa.

[00:56:10] Tiso Treva, Oscar Merida, Juan Gomez, Anferni Rebollard, Juan Marín. And then

[00:56:17] the screen left. So, damn, they've got four players with no pictures.

[00:56:21] All right, buddy. I mean, how hard is it to get a picture of players?

[00:56:26] All right, those are there those are there Juan Reese Brian Argento Diego Martínez and

[00:56:33] George oh wait, you know what's crazy?

[00:56:39] Abner Rebollard is Ferney's brother. We've got two family relatives that are playing on the other team

[00:56:46] Oh, they're number nine. Yeah. Oh

[00:56:50] She spots brother and Ferney's brother are playing on the other team. That's okay. That's crazy. We're not scared

[00:56:55] That's crazy.

[00:56:57] We're not scared.

[00:56:58] Who's throwing?

[00:56:59] Yeah, they lost Tito.

[00:57:02] Yeah, that's what I was just saying.

[00:57:05] Oh man.

[00:57:08] Oh chat.

[00:57:09] Oh baby.

[00:57:10] Oh baby.

[00:57:11] Come on.

[00:57:29] This is their new president.

[00:57:33] He's an Argentinian reporter.

[00:57:35] He's streamer.

[00:57:36] He's a streamer.

[00:58:49] No, si.

[00:58:50] Armamos un equipo muy fuerte con el Furby, con Miguel Rebollo, con el Tolu.

[00:58:56] We are calm. It's not the first game. It's a very long season and I want to say to Jero that I respect him a lot and that he wins the best.

[01:00:32] I'm gonna say whoever moves first is good and I was like what five percent chance boys

[01:01:48] let's go!

[01:02:00] Blurry this stream is man the other one's not that blurry chat should I switch over

[01:02:03] to the other one?

[01:02:05] It's like five seconds delay but it's five seconds delay we can't be on a delay.

[01:02:10] How are you gonna be behind everyone else?

[01:02:11] I guess.

[01:02:12] There's no way.

[01:02:13] I guess.

[01:02:14] show you how I non-delayed this one or how nice this one looks you guys are

[01:02:21] cool with this right you got I just want to make sure you guys are comfortable

[01:02:24] I'm okay with it I don't really care hey baby I'm a striker if you want me come

[01:02:29] on come on come on come on let's do this let's do this let's do this let's

[01:02:34] do this come on baby come on baby come on baby we got this easy pickings easy

[01:03:12] chat. Ferney is a defender. Martinez for them is an attacker, I believe. So let's see how this goes.

[01:03:19] Here we go, baby! The start of the season where los aliens win it all. Split two. Run it!

[01:03:37] I'm pretty sure Platano can't come out of the line.

[01:03:42] What are we doing?

[01:03:45] Platano, what are we doing?

[01:03:47] Yes, Platano!

[01:03:49] He can't leave the box.

[01:03:51] Guys, what are we doing?

[01:03:58] Good, stay in front of him.

[01:04:01] Very good, very good.

[01:04:03] Well done, Ferdinand, well done.

[01:04:05] Let's get Revoio on the pitch.

[01:04:07] Can we talk about how much

[01:04:09] Ferdinand has improved?

[01:04:11] He is most improved by far.

[01:04:13] That's fine.

[01:04:17] No, it's terrible.

[01:04:20] It's not good.

[01:04:21] I'm not like, again, Ferdinand is a defensive player.

[01:04:24] It's OK.

[01:04:24] We've got another player coming on.

[01:04:25] But we have Miguelito Rebollo coming on right now.

[01:04:28] So here we go, Chat.

[01:04:29] I'm not really too proud of the first 1-D-1.

[01:04:31] I cannot lie, but a lot of football, a lot of football.

[01:04:36] Vamos, Miguelito!

[01:04:37] Vamos, Miguelito!

[01:04:38] Chat spam 93.

[01:04:39] 93's in the chat.

[01:04:40] I think we have a 93 in mode.

[01:04:42] We do.

[01:04:44] Come on.

[01:04:45] We want the goalkeeper to shoot.

[01:04:49] We want the goalkeeper to shoot.

[01:04:51] There's anyone that's going to shoot.

[01:04:52] We want good Ferdinand.

[01:04:53] Very good Ferdinand.

[01:04:54] Very good.

[01:04:55] Not that I need a lot of the go kick.

[01:04:58] That's so funny.

[01:04:59] He let his hair grow too, right?

[01:05:01] Oh man, yeah, I think he did.

[01:05:03] Add his mustache.

[01:05:04] Add his mustache.

[01:05:05] Everyone's just changing looks for the second salute.

[01:05:09] Locking, locking, locking.

[01:05:12] That's fine.

[01:05:13] That's fine.

[01:05:13] Like I said, if there's anyone who

[01:05:14] want to take a shot, it's the go keeper.

[01:05:16] Vamos, Miguelito.

[01:05:17] Vamos, Miguelito.

[01:05:18] Vamos, Miguelito.

[01:05:21] Oh my god.

[01:05:22] I get so nervous once that one gets out.

[01:05:25] I can't.

[01:05:25] Bien.

[01:05:27] Have a shot.

[01:05:28] Bien.

[01:05:29] Very good.

[01:05:30] Very good.

[01:05:30] I like this.

[01:05:31] Miguelito.

[01:05:32] That's fine.

[01:05:33] That's fine.

[01:05:35] That's fine.

[01:05:36] Gabe Costa, I believe, is on the pitch.

[01:05:38] Oh, my god.

[01:05:40] I think.

[01:05:40] I'm not sure.

[01:05:43] Yep, Gabe Costa.

[01:05:44] Is that Gabe?

[01:05:45] I can't tell because of how blurry it is.

[01:05:47] It is.

[01:05:48] It is.

[01:05:48] Our number 10, Gabe Costa is on the pitch.

[01:05:50] Gabe Costa is on the pitch.

[01:05:52] He is a small boy.

[01:05:53] But remember the name.

[01:05:54] Gabriel Costa, another one of their

[01:06:00] shorties is on the pitch to Eddie get up that's fine that's fine that's fine how

[01:06:05] is your heart rate so low I'm calm I love my boys I love my boys here's Gabe

[01:06:12] here's gay there he is my goats have a gay have a gate I know I just want to

[01:06:21] shoot it make your introduction gay very good gay very good humble gay

[01:06:27] humble game humble game humble game that's fine that's fine that's fine very

[01:06:38] passive here both sides very passive feeling each other out I don't like

[01:06:43] these camera switches though all right who's on the pitch now who is that is

[01:06:46] that it'll do I believe that is a total that is a total another defensive

[01:06:59] player we're big chill in here we're big chill in here I'm not sure if I'm a

[01:07:10] big fan of that ball. That's good defending. That's good

[01:07:14] defending. Here we go. Gabe, welcome. Oh, baby. Good save.

[01:07:22] Good save. Good save. Good save. Good save. Good save. God

[01:07:29] man. If Gabe scores that, my clothes is off. Okay, the next

[01:07:36] person coming on will be the Colombian for Los Aliens. The

[01:07:39] The Colombian will be coming on, JP is on.

[01:07:43] Come on.

[01:07:52] What are we doing here?

[01:07:53] Man, I seriously thought Gabe was going to let that go, man.

[01:07:56] Oof, oof, oof, oof.

[01:08:03] Let's calm it down.

[01:08:04] Let's calm it down.

[01:08:05] Calm it down.

[01:08:06] Calm it down.

[01:08:07] Heart rate has just grown up to 87.

[01:08:08] Uh-oh.

[01:08:09] Oh, wow.

[01:08:10] Uh-oh.

[01:08:11] So high, sir.

[01:08:12] It just, it skyrocketed.

[01:08:13] Man, they're taking a lot of shots, which is a good thing, I think, right?

[01:08:19] Nothing so far.

[01:08:20] Nothing so far, chap.

[01:08:21] Five minutes in, we're chilling.

[01:08:22] We're chilling.

[01:08:23] The Colombian is coming on next.

[01:08:25] Tolu, pay attention.

[01:08:27] I like Tolu.

[01:08:28] I like how vocal he's being.

[01:08:30] Who's our captain?

[01:08:33] Oh my God, the Colombian comes out with a lot of height.

[01:08:40] Sebas, who's our captain?

[01:08:43] Platano's our captain, interesting.

[01:08:50] Okay.

[01:08:51] KKK, here we go.

[01:08:52] Calm, calm, cool.

[01:08:55] David plays with seven, right?

[01:08:58] It's got to be plays with number seven interesting to good touch man.

[01:09:07] It's a very good touch.

[01:09:14] I can't stop thinking about the uh, yes game, yes game, yes game, Miguelito, Miguelito,

[01:09:21] Miguelito, Miguelito.

[01:09:24] That's another good same and they've got a good goalkeeper.

[01:09:27] They've got a good goalkeeper.

[01:09:29] Oh, I don't like the boy already given up there.

[01:09:40] I don't know if he's tired or not, but I'm not a big fan.

[01:09:43] Come on, Colombian, let's go, Mendoza.

[01:09:45] No foul, Mendoza.

[01:09:47] No foul, Mendoza, no foul, Mendoza, no foul, no foul,

[01:09:49] no foul, no foul.

[01:09:50] Get your feet right, baby.

[01:09:51] Get your feet right.

[01:09:52] We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.

[01:09:59] Interesting, interesting, interesting.

[01:10:03] All right, we got a substitution.

[01:10:08] I think we're going to get Ferdinand a little breather

[01:10:10] now, little breather for Ferdinand,

[01:10:13] good save from their goalkeeper,

[01:10:15] two good saves for their goalkeeper now.

[01:10:18] Gaves and Revoios, hate how blurry this is.

[01:10:29] The fact, I keep thinking my eyesight's messed up,

[01:10:31] but Poncho Nieto, number 14 is on.

[01:10:34] El Poncho Nieto, Gabe, El Tolu in the middle,

[01:10:39] Mendoza in the back, that's good defending JP,

[01:10:43] Comis Tonto Lu, big fan.

[01:10:47] Pascoe is also on.

[01:10:49] Number three, for muchachos is,

[01:10:51] I like it. I like it. I like it.

[01:10:58] I'm lucky. That's unlucky. That's unlucky.

[01:11:06] What do you think so far? I'm big chilling. I'm big chilling.

[01:11:14] I'm still nervous. I'm big chilling.

[01:11:16] Both our number 10s have been short.

[01:11:18] Kevin was 10. He was short.

[01:11:21] That's what you're paying attention to?

[01:11:23] The height of our players?

[01:11:25] I just added up. They just showed him it.

[01:11:28] I just thought of, I just thought of that.

[01:11:32] Good, good defending.

[01:11:35] That's a foul referee.

[01:11:37] Thank you.

[01:11:38] Thank you.

[01:11:48] And I'm, who just sent that ball?

[01:11:51] Take him out.

[01:11:53] Who sent that ball over there, Chad?

[01:11:55] Who was that?

[01:11:56] Was that El Tolu?

[01:11:58] Sub him off immediately.

[01:11:59] What are we doing?

[01:12:00] Long balls.

[01:12:01] Okay, pressure that poncho.

[01:12:02] Pressure that poncho.

[01:12:04] He got that one ball, like he did that.

[01:12:06] Good, good, good, good.

[01:12:07] Honestly, I want to say that Lost Aliens is better than...

[01:12:09] No, I'm just kidding.

[01:12:12] But no, listen.

[01:12:13] The only difference so far has been that we scored

[01:12:16] on Lost Aliens in the first 1v1, you know?

[01:12:20] That's what I noticed immediately.

[01:12:25] Get back, get back, win that back.

[01:12:27] Very good, very good, very good, very good, very good.

[01:12:30] Who's number 21 here?

[01:12:31] Pretty sure that is gonna be either Alexis,

[01:12:35] say Lost 21, El Pipe Gomez.

[01:12:41] Here we go.

[01:12:54] Oh my god. I just asked who

[01:13:07] that was and bang his first

[01:13:10] touch of the game and it's a

[01:13:12] valley. I'm going to call him

[01:13:16] a baby auto. Who's on who's

[01:13:18] supposed to be on. What's a

[01:13:22] strike? What to strike?

[01:13:25] Welcome. He's from

[01:13:28] My goats. Very good, man. That's that. I love that. I love that. I love that. He stepped

[01:13:36] up. He didn't start. Okay. He got drafted late. That's a great. That's great. Also from

[01:13:46] the Colombian man. That boy is fast. I would love the Colombian to start the ladder, by

[01:13:50] the way. I would love the Colombian to start the ladder. Boy is quick. Boy is quick.

[01:14:00] 11 Pascal hey hey 11 who's number 11 relax you relax I want you to relax dude

[01:14:07] this Columbia Colombian is fearless bro no bro he is fearless who's down who's

[01:14:15] down no el tolu's down get up get up get up get up get up get up get up

[01:14:22] Look at the Colombian.

[01:14:24] Oh.

[01:14:25] Bro doesn't care.

[01:14:26] Vamos!

[01:14:27] Vamos!

[01:14:28] Yeah, you got hit pretty hard from the back.

[01:14:30] Oh my God.

[01:14:33] Para de tolu, para de tolu.

[01:14:34] You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.

[01:14:37] Back of the head injuries?

[01:14:38] Oh God.

[01:14:39] That throws you off.

[01:14:40] Oh my God.

[01:14:41] What a goal.

[01:14:42] What a strike, chat.

[01:14:43] What a strike.

[01:14:44] What a strike.

[01:14:50] Do you think they spray that spray on their heads?

[01:14:53] The magic spray?

[01:14:54] Yeah.

[01:14:55] Chad, did you guys grow up with a magic spray?

[01:14:57] little free spray that you like spray on everything and it just heals you heals you and it cheers

[01:15:02] everything that's wrong with you. Oh my god. 81 heart rate we're chilling baby we're chilling.

[01:15:12] We're chilling it's the first game of the season. It's the first game of the season. I would

[01:15:17] have loved to play that short. But we'll take this Miguelito Miguelito Miguelito

[01:15:22] It's Costa back on.

[01:15:27] No, he's not.

[01:15:28] Not yet.

[01:15:29] Not yet.

[01:15:30] I love that, man.

[01:15:31] I can't believe it.

[01:15:32] Be with the Odo score.

[01:15:32] Can't believe it.

[01:15:34] I can't believe it.

[01:15:34] First touch of the game.

[01:15:36] Bottom corner.

[01:15:37] Little volley.

[01:15:38] God, I love it, man.

[01:15:39] God, I'm so happy for him, bro.

[01:15:42] So happy for him.

[01:15:44] How many games did we go last year without winning?

[01:15:47] Like four, right?

[01:15:48] I think like five.

[01:15:49] Five games without winning?

[01:15:50] A single game?

[01:15:51] No way.

[01:15:52] Good.

[01:15:53] Good, Mendoza.

[01:15:54] Good.

[01:15:55] Dude, the Colombian is rapid, bro.

[01:15:58] He is so fast.

[01:16:05] Oh, my God, Platanito!

[01:16:12] Banana spamming the chat.

[01:16:14] Let's go.

[01:16:15] If you're a sub, you have the ammo.

[01:16:16] What a save.

[01:16:18] What a save.

[01:16:22] Ref, ref, thank you, ref.

[01:16:23] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[01:16:25] Good save from Banana.

[01:16:28] Hey, what's Mendoza's first name?

[01:16:30] The Colombian, we have two Mendoza, sorry.

[01:16:32] Daniel Mendoza, we got to give the Colombian a nickname.

[01:16:38] El Parcero, Parcero for the Colombian.

[01:16:42] Daniel Mendoza, the other Mendoza is El Tolu

[01:16:46] Alan Mendoza, okay, that's fine, Miguelito.

[01:16:51] That's fine, that's fine, that's fine,

[01:16:52] that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.

[01:16:54] Daniel is the Colombian, Miguelito Rebollo,

[01:16:57] Samuel Pascoe, good, good, good, good, good, good.

[01:17:03] I like it all. I like it all. I like I'm in those. I think he's playing. He's playing. Well, you can tell that he knows this 77 game. Oh my God, Costa. I like that. I like that, Costa.

[01:17:19] Good, good, good, good. Oh, Gabriel cost us back on the pitch fellas. Here we go.

[01:17:30] Got a quick little rest there. They did that all of last year. Oh my God. What a ball. What a ball. What a ball. What a ball.

[01:17:41] That's fine. Get back. Get back. Get back. Get back. Eddie Vedder. Such a baller. Such a baller. Eddie Vedder, man. He's so good for them.

[01:17:48] He's got an 80 mil price tag on him. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Good. Good.

[01:18:09] Good.

[01:18:10] We got to head to that back to the goalkeeper now.

[01:18:13] Oh my god.

[01:18:15] Offside.

[01:18:17] Offside.

[01:18:17] I think that went off the post.

[01:18:19] Oh my god.

[01:18:20] What a shot.

[01:18:22] What a shot.

[01:18:24] Oh my god.

[01:18:26] Bro, the screen is so blurry.

[01:18:27] I didn't even see that.

[01:18:28] Let's see.

[01:18:29] Oh, that was a goal if he was on side.

[01:18:33] That's a goal if that's on side, bro.

[01:18:35] But I think he was off.

[01:18:36] I think they called him off.

[01:18:39] And they're not going to review it.

[01:18:40] So I think it was an obvious offside or maybe they are going to review it.

[01:18:43] I don't know what's our goal.

[01:18:45] Can't lie.

[01:18:49] They're not arguing it.

[01:18:50] So I'm thinking that it is offside, but what a finish, bro.

[01:18:54] What a finish cheeky replay EA sports.

[01:19:02] Nope.

[01:19:12] All right.

[01:19:12] Looks like it was offside chat WVAR gotta love it.

[01:19:16] Gotta love it.

[01:19:20] Gotta love it.

[01:19:26] Oh my God.

[01:19:27] It's already 15 minutes.

[01:19:28] 63 heart rate chat.

[01:19:30] I'm big chill right now.

[01:19:33] I am big chill right now.

[01:19:34] It's gonna hit the ceiling. I think I'm more concerned that it's so low hit the ceiling. I

[01:19:39] Mean, that's our ball, right? I think

[01:19:43] What'd you say?

[01:19:44] I think I'm more concerned that it's so low. You're concerned that my heart rate is so low. Yeah

[01:19:49] What?

[01:19:52] Check is 60 a low heart rate like are you breathing? I think

[01:20:03] 63 is pretty healthy. You're relaxed. I'm very relaxed. That's for sure

[01:20:07] I am super relaxed right now. I am. I'm confident. I think I'm just like, you know just confident in the boys

[01:20:19] Come on. All right, man. This is a very

[01:20:28] I don't know slow and tactical. Hey, I don't know what this is

[01:20:32] Like I don't think we're playing that well to be honest, but they're definitely not playing well

[01:20:39] Alexi's is back on number 21

[01:20:42] one el pibe de oro el pibe de oro and I love this aggression from Alexis I really do

[01:20:49] and what what round pick did you pick on no referee are we sure leave the ball are we

[01:20:59] sure Alexis I believe was maybe our last pick pretty sure he was our our final picked

[01:21:05] in the pick in the draft chat Alexis oh god this guy's got a free kick on him I'm not

[01:21:12] going to lie. This guy can hit the ball. Oh, I don't want to look. My heart rate's

[01:21:19] going up. Oh, I don't want to look. Oh, there goes the heart rate chat. There goes the heart

[01:21:24] rate. Oh man, there's a lot of goal here. Good. Very good. Very good. Very good. Yes,

[01:21:34] platanito. Yell at them. Yell at them, platanito. Yell at them. Good, Daniel. Very good.

[01:21:45] like where do you come from very good good good very good guys hey let's pay

[01:21:53] attention man come on let's pay attention 45 seconds 40 seconds until the

[01:22:00] other dice roll what are we wanting I'll take I'll take anything really ah I'm

[01:22:11] lucky Alexys I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky

[01:22:14] they're kind of all over us right now a lot of pressure a lot of pressure these

[01:22:24] These are the, oh my God.

[01:22:26] Oh my God, dude.

[01:22:27] We gotta be ready there.

[01:22:28] We gotta be ready there.

[01:22:30] Another free shot, man.

[01:22:32] 10 seconds.

[01:22:34] 10 seconds.

[01:22:35] 10 seconds until the dice roll.

[01:22:43] Okay, they stopped the game.

[01:22:46] What do we want?

[01:22:46] What do we want in the dice roll?

[01:22:48] Honestly, for content,

[01:22:51] give me like a 2v2.

[01:22:56] Give me a 2v2.

[01:23:03] Bro, I just rolled the dice, yeah?

[01:23:06] Here we go.

[01:23:07] Okay, a little header, a little cheeky header.

[01:23:10] Pimbo, what is that?

[01:23:12] The circle, I know.

[01:23:13] Is that the circle?

[01:23:16] One V one without goalkeepers.

[01:23:19] Who does ours?

[01:23:21] Miguelito Rebollo.

[01:23:24] Miguelito Rebollo's got a cannon on him.

[01:23:27] Either him or Costa.

[01:23:29] The problem is Costa's short.

[01:23:31] Oh yeah, yeah.

[01:23:32] Why do we look worried, guys?

[01:23:34] Why are we looking, why do we look worried?

[01:23:36] what's going on guys surely we practice this right what's going on honestly I

[01:23:45] think we send the Colombian wait who did we just send all I know is that he was

[01:23:52] wearing a penny maybe he's just trying to win the ball oh we're gonna win the

[01:23:58] ball this guy's fast I like this is fast oh you got a fresh haircut come on

[01:24:05] Win that ball win that ball win that ball. Let's see who's there first. Oh, he's so fast

[01:24:14] That's our ball. That's our ball ref. Call for thank you ref. Thank you. Thank you so much ref

[01:24:20] All right, we're gonna switch. What?

[01:24:27] Bro, what are we doing? What are we doing now? He's gonna be gas. He's out of the box. He's out of the box

[01:24:34] He's out of the box. He's out of the circle whatever. All right, so now we're gonna are we gonna

[01:24:40] there we go all right all right so the goalkeepers can I use their hands you

[01:24:50] can't leave the circle to shoot come on vamos todo vamos todo I know you have a

[01:24:54] cannon I know you have a cannon so I know you've got a cannon come on

[01:24:58] tolu come on tolu oh brother oh brother oh brother oh brother we gotta at least

[01:25:06] get the goalkeeper to make a save here yeah we at least got to get that on

[01:25:10] target bro we can't we can't be skying it like that but uh okay here we go here

[01:25:19] we go let's see what this number four has oh he's hurt is he okay oh my god he

[01:25:31] gets to take another shot no this ain't fucking fair bro just got hit in the

[01:25:36] dome come on so about so about so about so about switch switch switch

[01:25:44] switch them out please one more hit to the head bro there we go thank you

[01:25:47] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Who's coming on?

[01:25:50] Vamos, baby! Ninety-three's in the chat.

[01:25:55] Vamos!

[01:25:56] Vito!

[01:26:00] Vamos, Virrebollo!

[01:26:01] Vamos!

[01:26:02] Last shot.

[01:26:03] Oof!

[01:26:10] Good, good, good, good, good, good.

[01:26:12] Oh, my God.

[01:26:18] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[01:26:21] Honestly, have Rebollo take the other shot again.

[01:26:23] Rebollo, you get one more shot. Take your time, buddy.

[01:26:32] Vamos, Rebollo. Vamos, Rebollo. Vamos, Rebollo.

[01:26:36] you have so much time he has so much time he missed we get one more shot

[01:26:45] Reboyo come on Reboyo take your why is he going so fast don't give them another

[01:26:51] shot come on Costa why did he leave the ball there no what are we doing

[01:27:01] he missed hurry up 10 seconds put the ball down go 10 seconds we get a shot

[01:27:06] we get a shot oh my god it's over blow the whistle I'm I what

[01:27:15] What's my heart rate?

[01:27:26] No, pues el Furby quiso jugar con los aliens.

[01:28:19] Hablamos y le dije que pues lo iba a hablar con la Liga

[01:28:24] y la Liga nos dijo que sí puede, entonces lo fichamos,

[01:28:28] pero es un jugador muy bueno, es una persona muy buena también

[01:28:32] y estoy muy listo para que empiece,

[01:28:36] pero obviamente tiene dos partidos con suspensión.

[01:28:39] So we have to wait, but we're ready.

[01:28:50] No, yes, yes, yes.

[01:28:51] Pira has to practice a little bit, but there it goes.

[01:28:54] And I think that for this end that comes, if God wants, we're going to be there.

[01:28:59] Oh my goodness, bro. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.

[01:29:17] Okay, I'm not really too sure what to think, but we've got to do better.

[01:29:24] We've got to do better. We've got to do a lot better.

[01:29:27] I'm not really proud of that first half.

[01:29:29] But you know what?

[01:29:30] It's the first half of this season.

[01:29:34] And I hope that's not our card.

[01:29:41] OK, that means that for the second half,

[01:29:43] we have a star player.

[01:29:44] And if he scores, it's worth two goals, which is not good.

[01:29:47] Because that means they don't have that.

[01:29:53] They have something else.

[01:29:54] But then what kind of team is using theirs, too?

[01:29:56] Are they using theirs?

[01:29:57] Oh, never mind.

[01:29:57] Looks like both teams might have the same one.

[01:30:03] Let's see.

[01:30:06] OK, so star player.

[01:30:08] That means Miguelito Rebollo has an armband if he scores,

[01:30:16] the goal is worth two.

[01:30:18] No pressure.

[01:30:18] I mean, no pressure.

[01:30:20] All right.

[01:30:23] 93 spamming a chat, boys.

[01:30:25] Let's go.

[01:30:27] Vamos, Miguelito.

[01:30:28] Vamos, Miguelito.

[01:30:29] How do you know they're using theirs as well?

[01:30:31] I don't know.

[01:30:34] It showed it?

[01:30:36] Are you sure?

[01:30:37] Yeah, I'm sure.

[01:30:41] You don't think so?

[01:30:43] I swear, I saw it for them, too.

[01:30:44] Because again, if they have suspended player for four minutes,

[01:30:48] I mean, that's obviously not good, but no foul, no foul,

[01:30:53] Ferdinand, no foul, come on.

[01:30:57] They could potentially have a good, good, good, come on, Alan.

[01:31:02] Good, good, good, Daniel, good, good, good, good, good.

[01:31:05] OK, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.

[01:31:07] We'll take that, Daniel, we'll take that.

[01:31:09] I love the hustle, man.

[01:31:10] He's got a lot of energy.

[01:31:15] A lot of energy from Daniel.

[01:31:27] That's a great ball.

[01:31:28] That's it, great ball.

[01:31:30] Bien platanito, bien platanito.

[01:31:32] No, that's Tirso.

[01:31:33] Oh wow.

[01:31:34] We have a goalkeeper change.

[01:31:36] Pi.

[01:31:37] Tirso, aka Mr. Pi, is in goal.

[01:32:09] God, where did that come from?

[01:32:13] I didn't know he could do that.

[01:32:16] Where did JP get that from?

[01:32:18] Did you see that pass from Tirso?

[01:32:19] He threw that across the bowl.

[01:32:20] Oh my God, JP.

[01:32:24] Brother.

[01:32:30] This is what's very special about this team.

[01:32:33] We have so many stars and Gabriel, Gabriel,

[01:32:39] keep fighting, Gabriel, good, Gabriel, good, good.

[01:32:43] This is what's special about this team.

[01:32:45] You guys remember and know that we've got

[01:32:49] like our typical goal scorers, right?

[01:32:52] But today, the boys that typically do not score.

[01:32:58] Oh my God, Rebollo.

[01:32:59] Oh, very good, very good, very good, very good, very good, very good, very good, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, that dude, holy smokes, god what a rip, he hit that bad boy on the fly bro, offside ref no, thank you ref for me, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, a lot of time left.

[01:33:37] a lot of time left a lot of time left God man, what's a strike, bro?

[01:33:43] Yes, vamos poncho. I'm a sponcho

[01:33:49] Calma calma calma. We're leading fellas. No mistakes. Yeah, no mistakes. No mistakes

[01:33:54] Looks like Alexi's number 21 is back on scored our first goal

[01:33:57] Tirito treva seems very confident back there. That's a phenomenal ball. El poncho Nieto

[01:34:03] Oh, gives himself a shot.

[01:34:07] Little high, man, little high poncho, little high.

[01:34:17] Again, first game, oh, oh, oh, oh, Alexis, Alexis, Alexis.

[01:34:22] Alexis, good play, ah!

[01:34:25] So lucky, man, it's unlucky.

[01:34:33] Good, JP, you're having yourself one hell of a game, brother.

[01:34:37] You're having yourself one hell of a game, JP.

[01:34:39] Very good, man, very good.

[01:34:41] Way to win that back, way to fight, man.

[01:34:47] Oh, I like this.

[01:34:49] I like this JP, good ball control, I like it, calm.

[01:34:51] Alexis, cook baby, cook.

[01:34:53] I like it, Alexis.

[01:34:55] Ah, it's a good attempt.

[01:34:57] Let's get in there.

[01:34:58] Yes, Daniel, yes, Daniel, good, good.

[01:35:09] Calm it down, yes, Ferney, very good, Ferney.

[01:35:11] Very good, Ferney.

[01:35:15] Thirso could take a touch, you know.

[01:35:18] Thirso could take a touch, you know.

[01:35:19] He could take a touch there, I think.

[01:35:21] Settle things down a little bit.

[01:35:25] Hey, hey, hey, someone needs to step up here.

[01:35:27] Someone needs to step up.

[01:35:28] Yes, Tiso.

[01:35:29] Very good, Tiso.

[01:35:31] My pie.

[01:35:32] My pie.

[01:35:33] So his grandma has an insane pie recipe.

[01:35:36] Some great pies, man.

[01:35:37] Great pies.

[01:35:39] She sells them, I believe, out of her house.

[01:35:41] Or she's got like a, what does she have?

[01:35:44] A bakery.

[01:35:44] A bakery, sorry, a bakery.

[01:35:46] Very good save, man.

[01:35:48] Dude, our goalkeepers are cold, bro.

[01:35:50] I'm both teams, lost and Los Aliens.

[01:35:52] This is our ball.

[01:35:53] This is a corner cake.

[01:35:54] Here we go.

[01:35:55] Looks like they're using.

[01:35:56] Looks like they're using their either shootout or penalty.

[01:36:01] I think it's one of the other.

[01:36:02] I'm not sure.

[01:36:03] I think it's a shootout.

[01:36:06] And maybe?

[01:36:08] Maybe that was why we brought on Thetisil

[01:36:10] because I think Thetisil's a better shootout saver.

[01:36:34] He's a center back.

[01:36:41] Guys, all the players that I kid you not,

[01:36:45] don't typically score or scoring.

[01:36:50] Wow.

[01:36:52] Wow, it's a penalty.

[01:36:53] They got a penalty.

[01:36:56] They got a penalty.

[01:36:57] Bamboo's Thetisil, come on, Pie.

[01:36:58] Can we get a pie spam?

[01:37:00] Can we get a pie spam please?

[01:37:02] Thierce, thierce, thierce, thierce, thierce, thierce, thierce.

[01:37:07] Oh, man.

[01:37:08] They use their secret weapon, and it's a penalty.

[01:37:11] Wow, what a header, man.

[01:37:13] What a header.

[01:37:14] We've scored some great goals, by the way.

[01:37:16] He's nervous.

[01:37:17] We've scored some great goals.

[01:37:19] He's nervous.

[01:37:21] Come on, Thierce.

[01:37:21] Come on, Pie.

[01:37:22] Come on, Pie.

[01:37:23] Come on, Pie.

[01:37:24] Come on, Pie.

[01:37:25] Bumper's Pie.

[01:37:28] It's unlucky.

[01:37:28] It's unlucky. It's unlucky. It's unlucky. It's unlucky. Come on, boys. Come on, boys. Come on, boys.

[01:37:35] It's unlucky. It's unlucky. Again, I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. It's a great penalty, man. It's a great penalty.

[01:37:51] It sucks. Don't forget, it is double goal. Oh, my God, Miguelito. Oh, no, that's Alexis. Good pressure, though.

[01:37:59] Great press. Great press. Let's not forget, fellas, the last two minutes of the game are double goal.

[01:38:06] Okay, so this game is far from over, but it's nice to have a to go lead going into the 38th minute.

[01:38:19] Oh, no, his ankle. His ankle. Hold on referee. We've got a man down. We're not going to blow the whistle.

[01:38:28] Oh, my God. Hey, hey, ref, ref, ref, injury or get up. Come on. What are we doing?

[01:38:35] He's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. Come on. Come on.

[01:38:45] Good. Alexi's good. Alexi's bubble.

[01:38:46] Miguelito 2v1 2v1 no it's 2v2 good ball Costa Costa oh that's fine that's fine

[01:38:54] that's fine it's fine get back it back it back it back it back it back it back

[01:38:57] it back oh my god number three I love the hustle oh no no pen no pen he hit

[01:39:03] himself he hit himself no no no no no he put his hands back he put his hands

[01:39:08] back he put his let's watch the replay let's watch the replay she's watched

[01:39:17] Just three-play.

[01:39:19] It looked like a penalty though.

[01:39:21] Let's see.

[01:39:22] Let's see.

[01:39:23] Let's see.

[01:39:24] Chat talked to me.

[01:39:25] Chat talked to me.

[01:39:25] No!

[01:39:26] He didn't even have the ball.

[01:39:27] He didn't have the ball.

[01:39:28] Chat talked to me.

[01:39:29] Chat talked to me.

[01:39:30] The ball's like over there!

[01:39:30] I don't know if he touches his right foot.

[01:39:34] I don't know if he touched, look at his left hand.

[01:39:35] Look at Thietersil's left hand.

[01:39:37] He does touch his leg.

[01:39:43] He does touch his leg.

[01:39:45] It's a pen.

[01:39:47] Look at Thietersil's left hand.

[01:39:49] He touches it.

[01:39:54] Right there.

[01:39:56] You know what, if he doesn't touch his leg,

[01:39:57] I don't know if it's a pen.

[01:39:59] This is not good.

[01:40:03] This is not good.

[01:40:03] Two penalties, and it's 3-2.

[01:40:06] Two penalties, one of them being the secret weapon,

[01:40:09] the other one being a stupid pen.

[01:40:14] It's unfortunate.

[01:40:15] It's unfortunate.

[01:40:16] It's unfortunate.

[01:40:25] That stings.

[01:40:27] That stings.

[01:40:29] That does sting, but it's part of the game.

[01:40:32] It's part of the game.

[01:40:34] it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay everything's all right

[01:40:39] look at your heart rate

[01:40:40] sixty two i'm chilling

[01:40:42] i'm chilling sixty two chat sixty two beats per minute

[01:40:45] that's a file hey give back stop fucking complaining man come on

[01:40:49] how are we losing our fucking heads dude what are we doing focus up

[01:40:52] let's go

[01:40:54] focus up and let's go

[01:40:56] give it to reboyo reboyo

[01:41:02] it's a good it's a good idea it's a good idea

[01:41:12] Let's go Miguelito, let's go Miguelito, your dad is missing, your dad is missing.

[01:41:22] No, wait, no!

[01:41:27] Hold on bro.

[01:41:30] Hold on bro, hold on bro.

[01:41:39] Let's see, foul or no foul?

[01:41:41] I don't know man, it looks like you got the ball.

[01:41:43] I hope he's okay though, because he looks like he's really really hurt.

[01:41:50] We're making a lot of silly mistakes man.

[01:41:56] Yeah, it almost seems like we're in our own, in our own heads.

[01:42:00] Three no lead and now it's three, three two.

[01:42:04] It's not good.

[01:42:05] It's not good.

[01:42:06] I wonder what's wrong with Plotano, though.

[01:42:08] It's interesting that he's off.

[01:42:16] Good, Tifso, very good, very good, very good.

[01:42:39] That's a great ball.

[01:42:44] It's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right.

[01:42:46] Daniel Mendoza's back on shot.

[01:42:50] Yeah, unfortunately, he did grab that foot right.

[01:42:52] If he didn't touch that foot with his hand,

[01:42:54] it wouldn't have been a penalty, but he did touch it.

[01:42:57] He did touch it.

[01:43:01] 3-3.

[01:43:03] 3 unanswered.

[01:43:11] 3-3.

[01:43:24] Wow, dude, that just skimmed in as well.

[01:43:27] They just skimmed in as well. It's a great goal.

[01:43:31] It's a great, great goal. Man, we're just falling apart here.

[01:43:37] Ref. We're just falling

[01:43:41] apart. We're just falling apart. 3-0 lead and it's

[01:43:45] 3-3. That might be a hatchery for that guy too. Those 2-pans in that

[01:43:54] third goal. Might be a little hatchery on him. It's a bad

[01:44:01] ball. It's a bad ball. Costa, come on, Costa.

[01:44:05] up, Costa, please, Papi. Wake up, Costa, come on. Thank you, ref, thank you, ref. Calm down,

[01:44:12] calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down. Top bins, top bins, top bins. Yeah, why would

[01:44:39] a Miguelito Revoio be taking this? Why would a Revoio be taking that if his goal

[01:44:44] is worth two? Yeah, golden goal, if the game ends like this, it would be golden

[01:45:01] goal and then after golden goal oh no after golden goal it would be shootouts

[01:45:06] but oh no this just went from good good good good good good good Daniel good

[01:45:21] Daniel very good Daniel come on Miguelito come on Miguelito oh my days man

[01:45:31] No, bro. What is this?

[01:45:33] Get back good Gabriel. Good. Good. Good. Good. Ha ha boy

[01:45:44] We're giving him too much space in the middle, man. I'm noticing that our middle is just like

[01:45:51] wide open bro

[01:45:53] the guy that's always in the middle always has like a

[01:45:59] Solid two seconds every time

[01:46:01] It's a great turn. It's a great turn. There's two of us there. Good. Good. Good. This is where my heart rate's gonna skyrocket

[01:46:26] This is where it's going to go up. Come on. Come on fight, fight, fight.

[01:46:43] Ref, ref, ref, yellow car. Shirley, come on. He's having himself a good game.

[01:46:49] He's having himself a good game. I'm proud of it, pv. Wait so if it's

[01:46:59] going to be, golden goal for the last two minutes of the game.

[01:47:06] Whoever scores wins after the 38th minute.

[01:47:10] Platanito is up. Not sure if he's coming back on. Man, listen, I don't, I don't, I don't like these free cakes, bro.

[01:47:27] Like, like, what do we, what are we aiming at? Or like, after the first one, maybe have, you know,

[01:47:35] Golden Goal Chat, I think, I don't know. Whoever scores in the next two minutes wins the game.

[01:47:46] Ha! Ha, brother. Yeah, that's frustrating. Two penalties and then the third one was obviously a great goal.

[01:48:18] Let's go.

[01:48:25] Let's go.

[01:48:27] Let's go man.

[01:48:29] Golden goal.

[01:48:31] We haven't had a clear opportunity to score all second half.

[01:48:33] We haven't had anything.

[01:48:35] Anything.

[01:48:37] It's been all them the second half.

[01:48:39] They went first.

[01:48:43] It's our ball.

[01:48:55] Ah, Deves still still on.

[01:48:57] Deves still still on.

[01:49:04] Very good, Fernie.

[01:49:06] Very good, Fernie.

[01:49:08] Oh my god, that would have been game over that would have been game over if he scores that oh my god, bro

[01:49:17] He like slipped or I don't know what happened

[01:49:19] Come on. Come on. Come on. Show me the full screen. Oh

[01:49:35] brother

[01:49:36] It's our ball

[01:49:45] God this this I can't believe my heart rate so on our hundred dude my god

[01:50:03] Jesus man, we scored some banners though man. We scored some great goals two penalties against us

[01:50:08] This is so shitty, but it's part of the game.

[01:50:12] What are we gonna do, right?

[01:50:19] You have to clear it.

[01:50:23] Good, good, calm it down, calm it down.

[01:50:24] Let's go, let's go, let's attack, yeah?

[01:50:30] Good, good, J.P. is sleeping.

[01:50:32] Daniel, Daniel, I think if we tie,

[01:50:40] it definitely goes to shootouts.

[01:50:46] What did we just, why did we just bang it that hard?

[01:50:49] Why did we kick it back that hard?

[01:50:51] Yeah, why did we just, like what?

[01:50:57] Did y'all see that?

[01:50:58] Dude, I got worried the fuck out of me.

[01:51:00] I think I was fed in you, I think.

[01:51:03] Now, that made my heart rate go up, Shirley.

[01:51:05] God, Lee, this would be, Dave, I think

[01:51:14] this would be the first-ever shootouts in,

[01:51:17] I don't want to jinx it, but.

[01:51:18] I just stopped, I was on the line.

[01:51:22] Calm it down, calm it down, calm it down.

[01:51:23] We have numbers, JP, we have numbers.

[01:51:25] Sound of good ball?

[01:51:27] Costa?

[01:51:28] Clutch.

[01:51:29] Corner, corner, corner, corner.

[01:51:30] That's fine, Costa, that's fine.

[01:51:31] But, Sound of Corner?

[01:51:35] Costa's not having himself a good game either.

[01:51:38] I know my Costa.

[01:51:43] Let's calm. Let's calm. Let's calm. Let's calm. My goodness gracious one minute chat. I don't want to shoot us. I don't want to do that. Check it. Just check it.

[01:52:09] Maybe you just check it. No.

[01:52:13] It's not worthy of a check. I don't really know what happened, but he looks hurt.

[01:52:18] Nice. No, I think it's just a collision. No, I just collision. We move. We play.

[01:52:22] We move, we play, ref, ref, what are we doing here?

[01:52:30] Oh, they're checking it.

[01:52:33] They're checking it.

[01:52:34] I don't think it's a penalty.

[01:52:38] Personally.

[01:52:39] But, aw, I can see the alien jerseys in the stand.

[01:52:43] I can see the little kid right there on his feet.

[01:52:45] Oh, come on, man.

[01:52:47] Come on, bro.

[01:52:49] That's a follow-up.

[01:53:00] I think CheeseBoss Brothers is the one that committed the foul.

[01:53:08] Miguelito, revoyo!

[01:53:11] Miguelito, oh my God.

[01:53:16] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Calm down everybody calm down everybody calm down. Everybody calm down

[01:53:23] Bonchonietto is gonna take it a

[01:53:26] Bonchonietto is gonna take it

[01:53:28] Let's watch it. I don't even know if it was a penalty or not. Hold on. Let's check it. I think you have

[01:53:33] They have to they have to they have to they have to oh my god, man. Oh

[01:53:44] My god, bro. We scored three amazing goals

[01:53:48] We we gave up two penalties

[01:54:22] No wait look right there. He like he like brings him down right right there

[01:54:37] Penalty penalty penalty. I thought it was I thought it was daylight pen

[01:54:42] Daylight penalty

[01:54:44] El poncho Nieto's taking this

[01:54:54] El poncho Nieto's taking this

[01:55:05] Yellow card for them. Okay?

[01:55:18] Okay. All right yellow card for Eric Vera

[01:55:23] The Poncho Nieto could end the game if not this game will more than likely go to shootouts

[01:55:36] Vamos poncho in this game, please end this game. I have so many thoughts

[01:55:41] Vamos poncho Nieto

[01:55:42] Vamos poncho Nieto

[01:55:44] Vamos poncho vamos poncho now my heart

[01:55:53] Poncho

[01:57:08] No, I see creo que fue un partido muy muy parejo este la remontada de muchachos

[01:57:14] fantastic no pero creo que merecemos la la victoria este no sé si fue penal al

[01:57:20] último se vio que si era penal que lo agarró que lo jaló pero vamos a tener

[01:57:25] que que volver a ver la la jugada pero muy contento con los tres puntos este

[01:57:32] metimos tres golazos golazos que fueron golazos no penales pero estamos muy

[01:57:38] content also you. The most

[01:57:44] important work it will get

[01:57:47] the most of the new day. You

[01:57:49] know it. You know we can play

[01:57:50] better than that. All right I

[01:58:01] know we can play better than

[01:58:02] that I know we're capable of

[01:58:26] playing better than that I'm

[01:58:28] not really to. You know I'm

[01:58:30] happy we got the win right

[01:58:32] because that's how this leave

[01:58:34] works we go up three now.

[01:58:36] I'm not really to. You know

[01:58:38] I'm happy we got the win right

[01:58:40] We scored go last those. And all of a sudden they get a penalty with their secret weapon. They score 3 1.

[01:58:48] Then we concede a stupid penalty with the soul. I'm not sure why platform got sucked off. I don't know if he's injured or what happened, but he commits a file 3 2 because of another penalty. And then their third goal was very well deserved. And at that point, you can just see that the game was shifting, right. So.

[01:59:05] you know, the fact that we were managed that we managed to kind of somewhat keep our cool

[01:59:12] and and draw a penalty, I guess. And I think it was a penalty. I'd have to go back and watch

[01:59:18] another angle, but you can kind of see where he like brings them down towards the end, right,

[01:59:22] which is a typical file through a defender. If the guy beats you, you try to kind

[01:59:26] of bring them down. So I'm very happy. I'm very happy. I mean, my heart rate

[01:59:33] I think on average it was like 60, so I'm very calm, but I know we have another level, okay?

[01:59:40] Obviously, the boys that typically pop the fuck off, the Miguel de Boils, the Costa's, I know we have another level.

[01:59:49] I really, really do. I thought everyone played very good. They all did their roles, and that's why we won, right?

[01:59:56] right because the players I don't typically play that much or start

[02:00:00] were the ones that stepped up today and scored go last they scored bangers and

[02:00:04] that's super important in this league because that's what builds

[02:00:07] the dream team that i'm talking about all right and

[02:00:12] last season we didn't win a game until i think our fourth or fifth game

[02:00:17] so to get three points yesterday with loss aliens and today with loss

[02:00:22] aliens just feels so damn good it was a sloppy win

[02:00:27] At the end, I'm not going to lie, I'll accept that, I'll admit that.

[02:00:30] I'm sure they feel the same way, right?

[02:00:32] The fact that we let them come back and it's 3-3 and we went in golden goal with a penalty.

[02:00:37] You know what I'm saying?

[02:00:38] But it's part of the sport, it's part of the game.

[02:00:43] And I'm just, I'm just part of them.

[02:00:45] I'm just part of them.

[02:00:46] It was a great penalty from Poncho Nieto as well.

[02:00:48] So there's a lot of work that goes on that you don't really see.

[02:00:51] Obviously a lot of people focus on the assays or focus on the goals.

[02:00:53] But like Tolu, for example, he was solid back there, Tolu.

[02:00:56] he scored a goal as well. He came in for copy and he played his role and he did really really well.

[02:01:02] I thought Platonito had an amazing first half, right? But maybe he got injured. I don't know,

[02:01:06] I'm about to ask him. And then Thieto came on and he got unlucky with them throwing out the

[02:01:10] secret weapon and then him coming out and committing a foul and it's a penalty. So,

[02:01:15] you know, it kind of kind of sucked for a second there, right? But again,

[02:01:21] they remain disciplined and we walked out with three points, which is the most important

[02:01:25] We have six points total three points for Los aliens. All right three points for Los aliens, and I said at the beginning

[02:01:31] I think much achilles is a top top top team. I think they're gonna finish in the top five for sure

[02:01:37] They've got a lot of really good players, right? But this is our fucking season

[02:01:44] Our season and you need to win these games

[02:01:48] To become champion. Do you know what I think it is? What do you think it is? I think it's the best

[02:01:52] Do you know what I think it is?

[02:01:54] What do you think it is?

[02:01:55] I think it's the nerves.

[02:01:56] You think it's the nerves?

[02:01:57] I think, yeah.

[02:01:58] That's true.

[02:01:59] That's what I said about Costa.

[02:02:00] I think it's for his first game.

[02:02:02] I think it's the nerves.

[02:02:03] Yeah, he's a bit shaky.

[02:02:04] I think Revoio because he's got a lot of pressure.

[02:02:06] He's got a lot of pressure.

[02:02:07] He's got a whole lot of pressure.

[02:02:09] You're right.

[02:02:10] You're right.

[02:02:11] You're totally right.

[02:02:12] Some of these guys, it's the first game in the Kings League.

[02:02:13] Yeah.

[02:02:14] Daniel Mendoza, Alexis, and Pive, these are their first games in the Kings League,

[02:02:20] right?

[02:02:21] to learn the new rules.

[02:02:23] They've got to learn, you know,

[02:02:24] they've got to pace themselves.

[02:02:25] El Tolú, this is his first game.

[02:02:27] We probably had four or five guys

[02:02:29] where it's their first game of the season.

[02:02:32] First game ever in the Kings League.

[02:02:35] So I'm proud of them, I really am.

[02:02:38] But that comeback, that nearly,

[02:02:42] I don't know how accurate this thing is by the way.

[02:02:44] I hear you put this shit on.

[02:02:45] It all started after the bimbo.

[02:02:49] Yeah, I think yeah that it that's just I don't know. Yeah, that one of you was was a bit that one of you one was a bit crazy, but

[02:02:57] Oh man

[02:02:59] I try to remain calm

[02:03:02] To the best of my ability

[02:03:05] Right, I tried my best to chill out. I didn't want to get too wild

[02:03:09] Right, maybe it's because I screamed earlier. It's already marking 107 chat and you you haven't even put it on pita

[02:03:14] I know your heart's like

[02:03:16] Listen chat, I'm happy, I'm very, very happy,

[02:03:18] but I know and I can't wait to show you guys

[02:03:20] the next level, the next gear that we have.

[02:03:23] Trust me on this, all right?

[02:03:24] Please, please, please, please.

[02:03:26] They're a very good team, they're a very good team.

[02:03:28] They think they got robbed, all right?

[02:03:30] But-

[02:03:31] That's crazy.

[02:03:32] It is what it is.

[02:03:33] It's crazy because like you can't touch people

[02:03:34] when you're in the box like that.

[02:03:36] Yeah, I mean you kind of pulled them down.

[02:03:37] I'm gonna go back and watch it again, right?

[02:03:38] But it is what it is.

[02:03:39] Chat, I fucking love you guys, man.

[02:03:41] Thank you guys for all the love

[02:03:43] We're going to have a lot of

[02:03:45] fun. We're going to have a lot

[02:03:47] of fun in the in the early

[02:03:50] stream. All right. We clutched

[02:03:52] up. We made it into a division

[02:03:55] one. Okay, Um, lost aliens. Thank

[02:03:57] you guys for all the love and

[02:03:58] support yesterday night. We

[02:03:59] managed to win that game four

[02:04:01] to one. We went today again.

[02:04:03] All right. We're off to the

[02:04:05] most perfect start. Right.

[02:04:07] For loss and most aliens. I'm

[02:04:08] not used to this. I'm not

[02:04:10] used to this year. You're

[02:04:12] entire organization. All right. Everyone. Everyone. All right. Now I'm gonna go in message

[02:04:20] the boys and congratulate them. But y'all have a wonderful morning night. I know a lot

[02:04:26] of you guys stayed up. The giveaway winner was from Saudi Arabia. So shout out to him

[02:04:31] and shout out to everyone that's not, you know, I guess in America or Mexico or in

[02:04:36] a country where it's early still, it's still 9 49 PM my time. So it's got to be

[02:04:40] fucking Monday morning for a lot of you guys. I love you guys. I appreciate you guys and I hope

[02:04:45] you guys have a wonderful, wonderful night and morning. All right. God bless. Stay safe and stay

[02:04:50] healthy. Vamos. Why is my heart rate so high? Vamos. Peter's at 114. Let's go. Let's go, baby.

[02:05:03] Oh my God, man. I don't know if I'm gonna stream tomorrow. I'll chat. I don't know.

[02:05:10] Last week, we took Monday off. We'll see. I'll see how I feel when I wake up, all right?

[02:05:18] Thank you

[02:05:19] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right

[02:05:22] Oh man, all right. All right. I'm out of here. I'm fucking hungry

[02:05:26] I'm gonna grab a fucking big juicy burger and a beer. All right. That's how we're gonna celebrate. Hey, thank you guys so much

[02:05:32] God bless you guys, man. I don't know what's on to fucking play. I don't want to get too ahead of myself

[02:05:35] It's only the first game of the season

[02:05:41] You need to figure out why your heart rate is so damn high all right

[02:05:45] Because when you were taking a shit it was at 127

[02:05:48] All right

[02:05:50] Yeah, oh, yeah, maybe it was all the sneezing

[02:05:54] Maybe it was that maybe was that I really don't know what's on to play man, but let's fucking go boys

[02:06:00] Let's let's go boys

[02:06:04] Let's go my boys

[02:06:07] Let's

[02:06:09] She's over here doing fucking jumping jacks, which is why her heart rate has skyrocketed all the way to one