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Have to return once again black hoodie yo manzy crater move buck Dan King Peyton
Picks a Kristen PVP puff Jervis appreciate you W. Subrace. It's gonna burn was good chat
Chat how's everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10? Let me hear it man. Huh?
How we doing on a scale of 1 to 10?
case 024 7 rate I see some 10 sprinkled in there they're sprinkled in I see them
yep show dude wait what did I just say bad someone do oh RIP I don't know who it
was but uh RIP to whoever to whoever passed away at your school you know
what I mean or I'll be five I'm sick but don't have to work man do here's the
thing getting a sick day off is great but when you're actually sick it's not
even worth it you'll pay listen to the imprisonment the fight thank you but
bro but if you fake call in sick and you get an actual sick day and you ain't
really sick oh man it's fire bro tell me it ain't fire chat
lads there's no way y'all got ads already I'm sorry there's no way the ads
don't hit till like 17 minutes to me say I'll get ads no way type one if you
gotta add no case to be honest bacon is so much better than sausage smiley
face. Yo, live with the 17 months. Yo, look here, buddy. You
put in the smiley face at the end of that sentence is just proof
that you're rage baiting. That's just proof that you're
raise baiting. Nobody actually thinks that bacon is better than
sausage. Nobody does. Okay. Nobody. When we ran that poll,
y'all was trolling. That's all that comes down to chat. It
was a troll pole. Y'all just did it, you know, messing around. Right? Right? Yo shot with
the five get the W shot with the five get depreciation shot. Watching your stream right
now at my works basketball game. Yo W viewer man. What? Oh man. Matter of fact, matter
of fact, matter of fact. Oh yeah. Yeah, I don't know who this dude is, but he's
probably spitting no lie. Let me go to this top one. See what
they talking about up here. Look at this. We have to prove
something up in here. Try the double Sonic Smash or not a
half price drink in the app. Live free. Eat Sonic. Yo, look,
I'm about to say something that might make a lot of people
mad, but look here. Yo, Phoebe with the 10 gift to W
Phoebe and milk dud with the five gifted and muffled with
the five Sonic. Look here, Chad. I'm for real when I say
I'm actually no troll. I'm dead serious
Sonic has become
top three fast food establishment
It is
It's top three it is top. It's top three man
You just got to know what to stay away from and you got to know what to get
Right
React to state of the union, please. I have no idea what that is and I also do not care whatsoever
You're asking though. You're asking the last person on the planet to react to a state of the union, buddy
Okay, I can't think that's probably the last thing, right?
But look here
No, my mouse died, bro
But anyway, look here
Sonic here's what you get from Sonic, right? Look at this. Yo shot with the five
You get you get the jalapeno poppers right with ranch
Jalapeno poppers with ranch, okay, you do that
You also get the popcorn chicken and get the hamburgers bro with nothing but lettuce and
Mayo and the and the large cherry nerd slushy bro. It's a big cherry slushie and they got nerds and
dude
dude it is it is oh oh man it's unreal and you know what they also got one of
the best breakfast burritos on their heads called like the ultimate steak or
it's called the ultimate sausage or something like that it's golden man dude
is good or things are like ultimate meat and cheese or something like that
Bro, it's gas, I'm telling y'all.
Look, I'm trying to put y'all on, man.
The one my tax is.
Oh yeah?
I just switched from TurboTax to H&R.
Yo, trashy with the five.
You mean I don't have to go back through all the-
Sonic killed my grandpa in 1987.
Like what?
Hold on!
Let me see what they talk about.
Y'all thought to be proved wrong.
They look like some professionals right here.
Hey, what's going on, guys?
Welcome back to another episode of the barbecue.
And today we are going to be doing a bacon.
What is this?
We're about to get a professional insight on bacon versus sausage.
That's what we're about to, that's what's about to happen.
My name is Todd.
Nobody cares, buddy.
Now I'm playing.
What's good, Todd?
Versus bacon battle, okay?
I'm going to take some regular bacon and we're going to put it up against the
new Johnsonville sausage.
It can't stand a chance.
I'm telling you, it can't stand a chance.
and they just came out, all right?
We got two different versions.
Come on with it.
Flavorless, flat, mid, garbage.
Case when you play straight with the five, thank you.
Look, where's the flavor at, Chad?
It's as thick as a piece of paper, man.
Where's the flavor?
I wanna see the sausage.
Three different selections.
Wait, was that the sausage over there?
Is that the sausage you just cut it up into thin strips?
Don't tell me that's what he did, bro.
Oh my goodness, that's what he did, bro.
He ruined it.
It's still going to be better, though.
I have the maple of the Johnsonville side.
Yo, yo, stinky with the five.
Thank you.
That's his bacon.
In the middle.
He's already cut.
OK.
So I got a question here.
Why yo squeak with the 1,000-bit C2 run starts
when I'm still doing that C6 P1 to 6 AM night shift
and he's supposed to.
Yo, W squeak, I might, yo, yo,
peck with the 15 her bits when poop killer comes out. Oh yeah chat poop killer comes out on the 12th
bro. Chat poop killer comes out on the 12th and I voice acted in it. Hold on stinky with the thousand
bits. Case what would you rather deal with the knife stabbing abdominal pains from a chili dump
Stuck bumper-to-bumper and traffic or running out of that cheap one ply public toilet paper. Okay, you're disgusting
You're like bro. You're horrible man. Like
Yeah, you're horrible
Yo commander with the 50 gifted subs yo, give me some W's for commander with the 50 gifted subs
Oh my goodness
W commander with the 50 man,
appreciate you commander.
W commander, I appreciate that commander.
With the 50 gift, thank you commander.
Donuts used to be called oily cakes.
I had to, I seen it.
Deep fried in pork fat.
What?
Run that by me again?
Donuts used to be called oily cakes
because they were deep fried in pork fat.
Nice.
They were ball shaped when Dutch pilgrims brought them
to America. But then someone found that removing a nut of the dough in the center helped them
cook far more evenly. And so the doughnut was born.
Oh, so they cut the middle out of it so it cooks better. Yo, that's smart chat. No lie.
Who came up with that? Yo, they're lowkey a genius right there. I'm not gonna lie.
Thank goodness for that.
He brought in the worst donuts in human history. Why?
What, it is good?
This ain't what I thought it was.
In the world of donuts, there are two basic types.
Yeast donuts and cake donuts.
Get it!
The first type of cake donuts drops from the mixer
right into boiling vegetable oil.
The nozzles shape the dough as it passes.
The donuts fry for about a minute and a half.
Then a conveyor carries them out of the vat to cool.
Look how cute they are, Chad.
But you know what's crazy? Yo, what happened to bro down here? Lord have mercy
What happened to bro? What's going on here?
Look at this what happened yeast doughnuts require more time to make a high-speed mixer works the yeast dough
Then workers pull it off the machine into bins
It goes into a hopper that extrudes the dough as a sheet
Okay, when does the red 40 get ejected then it's onto another conveyor belt where a series of rollers flatten the dough sheet to just two centimeters thick
What there's a red 40 look at that big old cauldron of red 40 found it. It's everywhere. I look
It's everywhere. I look
Yo commander with another 50 gifted subs. Oh my goodness. That's a hundred total gifted from commander. Yo, give me some dubious for commander with a hundred total gifted subs. Yo commander, I appreciate you chat W commander for real.
Chad, what is the last time you consumed a Red 40 product?
I want to say like, probably today, no lie, like today.
I think every day, W Commander for real, appreciate that.
Right now, next, the Sheik passes under a shower of cinnamon.
SHOWER!
And hits a rotating cylinder that rolls it into a lock.
Awww, look, they're rolling it up!
The metal rod sprinkles the dough with water.
This keeps it sticky so it holds its shape while going under another flattening roller.
Yeah it does!
Look how holdsome it is!
A dusting of cornstarch keeps the dough from sticking.
Cornstarch, that's what kills you right there, it's got them pesticides in it.
King to the blade that now cuts it into pieces.
No, don't cut him!
What are you doing?
retractable arm drops the blocks of dough for at a time onto a wire mesh don't
even look like doughnuts what is this then it's off to the proofer a machine
much like a large bread box in which heat and humidity make the yeast dough
rise this leavening process takes about 20 minutes during which time the
trays over 300 of them go up and down and then out to the fryer okay a gate
Slows them down just before the drone. Oh, I make sure it makes sure they don't get hurt when they fall in they slide in without splashing
Gas burners keep the oil at a constant temperature
Anything less than the doughnuts would come out. Oh, this is cool
It's time to flip the doughnuts so they cook evenly throughout
Look at them floating
After two minutes the doughnuts leave the fryer and move through a curtain of sweet glaze
Oh man! Just put me on that conveyor belt and run me through that all day.
I'd just be eatin' it, I'd be dead!
A strong air current blows off the excess, and they're done.
They're done?
They gradually cool as they spiral through the production area.
Wait, where do they-
And they're way to packaging.
Wait, where do they become donuts?
Is this honeybond or donuts?
Now let's see how they make donuts with filling.
My bad.
With gill, we separate the yeast dough into little blobs, then sends them rolling down plastic tunnels.
This shapes them first into little pucks, then into rounded dough balls.
Okay.
We'll flatten the balls before they enter the proofer to rise.
There's corn starch everywhere to prevent the dough from sticking to the machine.
More starch will kill you.
Then we order the conveyor belt.
Row after row of doughnuts, fry in hot oil.
OOOH MAD!
Yo, that's cute!
What?
45 donuts a minute!
That's 45 DPM!
They're just one of the many delicious varieties that make devouring a delight.
Oh, bro.
Oh, whoa!
See, that glaze would look good.
Bro, I don't mess with the chocolate action, bro.
Chocolate just, man.
Sorry, I'm hungry now.
I've got to go.
Me too.
I'm hungry.
Goodness.
There we go.
This is another one of those situations to where I don't care how bad the process
is.
There's nothing ever stopping me from eating it.
They have the eggs how it's made wait what how does that work we don't know
exactly when popcorn first exploded onto this next scene but it was they get it
exploded because when you cook popcorn it explodes you get it y'all get it
please thousands of years ago popcorn grains dating back nearly 5600 years have
been discovered in caves in New Mexico and down through the ages this
This unique grain just keeps popping up.
Cap.
5600 years ago, there were still dinosaurs 5600 years ago.
Nothing says-
That's a joke, by the way.
I know some people are gonna think I'm actually serious.
I just gotta clarify that one.
Showtime, like a big bowl of popcorn.
Yeah.
This grain has certainly made it big in the entertainment.
Well, anybody eating this bowl of popcorn,
there is no butter.
This is the most disgusting looking bowl of popcorn
I've ever seen in my life.
This is nasty.
The only way that this is justifiable
is that this is a cup of melted butter
and he's gonna dump it all over it.
That's the only way that's justifiable.
I hope that's not a worse use.
Yo, Autumn, with the C and G, the W, Autumn.
The big bowl of popcorn.
This grain has certainly made it big
in the entertainment biz.
This success story has its roots on the farm, of course.
Looks like Arkansas.
One of six types of corn.
Go!
And it's the only kind that pops.
They even breed the popcorn plant to enhance traits like color, taste, and...
Breed!
How do you breed a plant?
By fall.
You're Palestinian, Prince of the Pots!
Peeling back the husks reveals kernels that are smaller and harder than those of other corn.
What? Oh, no.
And harvesting. Popcorn has moisture content of 16 to 20%.
Okay.
That's a bit too high. So to bring it down to...
This is the best quality video I've ever watched in my life.
Look at the quality.
Beautiful.
13%, they conditioned the crop in these giant bins,
pumping warm air up through it to accelerate the drying.
Right.
It's a critical step.
Popcorn that's too dry may not pop.
Yeah.
And if it's too wet, it could spoil one store.
Yeah.
Yeah, I knew that.
In the factory, a series of oscillating screens
except Joseph Cobb and broken kernels out of the popcorn.
Uh-huh.
You know what the bad thing about popcorn is?
Like, once every now and again,
you'll bite into a piece that tastes like death.
That is the bad thing about popcorn
is every now and then, there'll be a piece
that tastes like the worst thing you've ever.
It literally tastes like death.
It's bad, man, like, horrible.
What kind of popcorn do you buy?
It's been that with every single brand, every...
Some kernels are just bad.
Vacuum pipes pull the finer impurities to a dust collector and suck the larger impurities into a chute
You know what I mean?
End up in a waste bin to be discarded or used in animal feed
At this junction the system funnels the filtered popcorn in one direction and the impurities in another
Okay
It's the perfect opportunity to see the difference between the two streams, right? I
See no difference. I looked the exact same
you know what I'm not seeing enough of what am I not seeing enough of chat red
40 where's my red 40 at the purification process continues at the
gravity table uh-huh it's vibrating action along with powerful fans caused the
popcorn to rise and float on air it's process kernels that are too heavy or
too light gravitated way from the center and are shunted aside those
kernels explode and turn inside out this reveals the starchy part of the
kernel and creates a white fluffy buff
kernels I'll assume the trombone here like what you mean how eggs are made as
a team of teams eggs are made from chickens dude but it's accidentally
clicked on that ad they almost enrolled me in the Air Force, GGA, streaming no more.
They got me. They got me. They just enrolled me, it's over.
You have to mate to lay eggs. Wait, what?
Hens don't have to mate to lay eggs. And as long as there's no rooster in the vicinity,
the eggs will remain unfertilized and edible.
The color of the shell is determined by the breed of hen.
Yeah, but there's no difference when it comes to shell color white or brown or legs are the same inside cap the brown eggs taste way better
Maybe that's just placebo
Might be placebo
But I ain't gonna lie. I feel like the brown eggs just taste better man
It's probably placebo, but still
The whole thing begins in the hen house, where female chickens start laying eggs when they're
19 weeks old.
The building is well ventilated, with the temperatures and humidity strictly controlled.
To stimulate laying, fluorescent lighting simulates 15 hours of daylight.
The Hens eat a measured amount of food three times a day.
Y'all wrong for that, bro!
The Hens is made up of various grains mixed with soya bean for protein.
It's fortified with vitamins and minerals.
Oh, no!
I gotta go rescue them chickens.
Bro, look how they lived it, man.
They gotta eat off a conveyor belt, bro.
They stuck in a little cage.
The Hens to strengthen the eggshells.
No, that's not true.
The Hens also drink water from nipple-ended tubes
attached to their cages.
All these carefully monitored conditions
are designed to maximize the yield.
The average egg lays about 300 eggs a year.
The cage floor is sloped, so the egg.
300 eggs a year, that's almost an egg a day.
There's cage free eggs.
Oh yeah, we used to have chickens.
We would eat their eggs.
They would just run around the yard and stuff.
till one day a hawk came down and started snapping him up, man.
It was bad.
Your case over the five, thank you.
Ex-automatically roll onto a conveyor belt.
We couldn't do nothing about it.
No, we didn't.
My dad threw a big ol' log at the hawk.
He took out like two of them.
We saved the rest of them, though.
Your soul over the five.
Then it's onto a larger conveyor belt,
which transports the eggs to-
Big ol' bird too, man. Big ol' bird.
The packing room.
The hen's manure drops through the bottom of their cages onto a conveyor belt below.
Even so, some eggs do get dirty so they're thoroughly cleaned and disinfected later on.
Automated equipment transfers the-
Hey, man!
How you gonna leave like 45 seconds of just saying nothing? Man, say something!
I'd end up to keep the yokes properly centered.
The flats go into a cold room until the refrigerated truck ships them to the grading station.
Oh, wait, man!
Because the eggs buy quality.
Bro, there's one thing in there!
Best, grade A, end up on supermarket shelves.
Lesser grades go to processing plants to be turned into ingredients used in foods,
pharmaceuticals, and products such as shampoos.
What?!
Oh my goodness!
Do this, that sucks!
Suck me, cunt!
Then it seems we're drying for five seconds to evaporate the moisture the eggs then pass
over a bright light which highlights the condition of the shells workers do a visual inspection
Removing any that's a crime. No, why would you remove that one is to suck at your job?
What was wrong with it removing any
There was nothing wrong with that egg
Hey, not it looks exactly like the rest of how you go remove it bro. What's wrong with it?
He just wanted to demonstrate all care man fire
He brought that random on that a
Okay.
A cracked.
Bro, ain't no way you went for another one.
Bro, what was wrong with that one?
Action.
Removing any that are cracked.
No, bro, you, bro.
A grading camera above assesses the condition and quality of the shell's exterior.
Further down the line, other cameras will inspect the interior for blood.
What?
To check the strength of the eggshells, acoustic sensors tap on the eggs,
any brittle shells by the different sounds of the town.
Yo, what?
The inspection machines mark and reject any egg that doesn't make the A grade.
Huh?
The approved eggs move on to electronic scales, which register their wakes.
Where do the bad eggs go?
To large.
Pressure-controlled claws then transport them.
They're not telling us where the bad eggs go, they kill them.
To the corresponding packaging line.
On the way, every egg gets stamped with a lot number for quality control tracking.
They get the bad eggs get turned into shampoo.
So would you rather be an eating egg or an egg that's turned into shampoo?
Shampoo?
Think so?
Yeah, true.
The packing machine stamps the egg cartons with the best before date.
Because you need to have like a prolonged life, right?
right because you last a while if you're shampoo you know what I mean hold it
there's no point calling it literally everybody says in all mass-produced food
there are arguments about the quality of food produced and the quality of life
for the animal well yeah of course there is because look at the chickens you
know what I mean to check the strength of the eggshells acoustics
TAMAS MARD
Pressure controlled claws then transport them corresponding packaging line
On the way every egg gets stamped with a lot number for quality control tracking
Packing machine stamps the egg cartons with the best before date
As in all mass produced food there are arguments about the quality of food produced
Quality of life for the animal in question
If in doubt the best thing is to buy free range or organic which ultimately is better for you and the animal
Yeah, that's crazy, bro. They use if you buy them things that don't change them. They still gonna do it
They still gonna do it with them. You know what I mean? They still doing it. That's what sucks
And it can't eat earthen cheek
Your chickens can't even move bro. They in their pent up and stuff they they wrong for that
that. Chat, y'all know what time it is. Do y'all have it in y'all today? I'm giving y'all
another chance. Chat, I'm giving y'all another chance. Do not let me down. Ladies and gentlemen,
yesterday y'all's personal best was five. Okay? Y'all got it within five of time
the pole yesterday. Five. Right? Y'all ready? Game number one. Three, two, one. Y'all suck.
Yeah, y'all fell off. Yeah, yeah, y'all fell off. Yo, appreciate you all. Okay, so thank you.
If you're ready. Game two. Game two. Tybaloney, if you're ready.
That's crazy. That's actually crazy. On the first try of the night, too, y'all got three, bro, three, two, one, go, go, go, go, that was unbelievable.
Oh my goodness, that was unbelievable bro. Lord have mercy. Happy birthday, Carly
Happy birthday, Carly. Okay front end. There you go. It's tied
Aco with the five wait y'all might be locked in tonight. Never mind y'all soul
Come on front end. What are you doing? No
end. Oh
No y'all suck. Okay, it's time. Never mind
middle get ready within five middle go your turn middle your turn middle middle your turn
middle y'all selling it okay six y'all selling it so bad oh my goodness what happened the
sale of the century yo middle y'all suck yo middle that is the worst thing I've ever
seen in my life. That is unbelievably bad. Like y'all just let it get so yo that is crazy.
Back in go back in go. You'll have your birthday. Mateo appreciate you love you have a birthday
Mateo back in. Don't change it. Don't change it. Don't change it. Don't change it. Don't
change it. You're changing it. Oh, so bad. That's unbelievable. How you explain to
to me. How do you go from three to whatever that is? That is like on by told y'all chat.
Y'all are inconsistent man. 48. Oh my goodness. Okay. The back end in the middle and you
know what all three all three you know what all three divisions sold that time. I'm
not gonna lie. That was just a bad run. That was just a bad run
overall. Let's go round three. Tie the loan if you're locked in.
Come on. Let's go three, two, one. Lock in. Y'all might be
selling. Don't sell it. Please chat. Don't sell me right now.
Okay, two
Okay, three twenty y'all feel off. Oh, yeah, y'all feel off. Yo middle. Let's go
Yo middle. Let's go Lord have mercy off
What happened man, what hello
Come on middle chat are we chat are we for real?
It's not even okay. That's better
back in let's go it's within two there you go that's better back in let's go it's
within one it's within one within one again oh it's swimming outside GG
bro oh man that's unreal that is unreal bro W string chat it's not chat I'm
I'm here.
The power's not guaranteed to go out, bro.
Chat two, two.
If we do this, if I do this,
tie Bologna if you're ready.
Tie Bologna.
What is this round for?
Y'all got it with in two.
Y'all actually got it with in two.
Three, two, one.
Come on, that's crazy, bro.
That's actually crazy, chat lock in.
Come on.
You know what silent run y'all do y'all thing.
I'm not IGN one on this one.
Y'all go silent run, smoke you with the five.
You know, look here, that's not bad, but look here.
Y'all have gotten it within single digits today alone.
What is that?
Three times, y'all got three, y'all got two,
and then y'all got seven right after.
One more again chat.
I've been y'all are cooking and I got I got we got to go one more again. We got to type alone
It's been it's been too good of a night not to go again. It's been too good. I've been cooking
three
two
One I'm not gonna lie
That last run the middle sold
So bad bro
the middle sold
wait wait this is crazy it was crazy not no more okay yeah it's not crazy no
more wait it ain't bad yeah it is one middle get ready middle get ready come
on middle four two yeah middle y'all suck I'm not gonna lie this this is this
This is terrible, man.
What are y'all doing?
The middle used to be the most consistent.
They fell off.
Back in, you gotta save us.
Back in, come on.
Back in.
I don't know if it was 20 gig, y'all fell off.
But you know what?
The greatest warrior in Arkansas history will save us.
We're on the predictions.
I've been getting dookied on the past couple of days.
It's different today.
Get them channel points ready.
Get ready to lose them.
And this warrior in history has entered the arena.
Move the face cam.
You want me to move the face cam?
That.
Get it stuff right now?
GG.
Why can't I hear nothing?
Hold on.
Bro, my headshed just quit working.
Can y'all hear something right now?
Bro's got a pallet jack in the background.
Bro, that's a little car, man.
Bro, why can't I hear nothing?
Okay, let's go. Red 40s roll. Y'all ready?
Oh yeah, it's there. It's there.
One shot at the first dude.
I'm just sharpening my axe.
He's going handsome hard.
Oh, I know you're hurting. I know you're hurting.
You got to be hurting. You're done.
You're done. Three.
What game is that in Bloodskip?
K.A. this crazy.
Four. It's kind of good.
Not good enough.
Thought I was dead. Not gold by chat.
I thought I sold that, whoa, no lie.
Gave my haircut, 16.
Dude, that's y'all's fault because y'all distracted me
because everybody was saying lag W stream
and I thought the stream crashed.
Like golly, man, can y'all walk in?
Was that dude naked?
It's actually pathetic out there.
I'm a disgusting, pathetic,
future ramps and horrific loser.
What?
For real is a red but bow
I'm taking your head off buster
I'm taking your head off buster
Let me go and wear range might
3
I'm in fire
Yes, congratulations. You have a pitch for you with yourself. Let us parley the rather than Parisian
Go as far as to say this
Oh, I gotta reset the game the pits for from half store with the five gifted
I would go as far as to say
That the Pitchfork and Half Sword... listen and I'm serious when I say this.
I would go as far as to say that the Pitchfork and Half Sword is the most unbalanced broken
weapon in video game history.
I got to reset the game when I get to five, two...
How did you not die from that?
You died from that?
Three.
But maybe I don't have to restart the game, it's not glitching out.
What is that?
Four?
I'm out of people's sight.
Oh, Gigi.
Yep, Gigi, I'm cooked.
I'm staggered.
Yep, nice.
Fall down.
You pathetic loser.
You pathetic bum.
Get out!
Game's broken, bro.
It ain't me, it's the game.
It ain't me, bro.
It can't be me.
Chad, is it me or the game?
Yo, did you not hear what that was?
Consider.
The battalion joined at the cross.
Why?
Yes, sir.
It's me.
It's me.
One.
I might be not hidden apart from peace.
Oh, look at that.
Two.
Let me rule and wear rage, my friend.
By second, three.
My bravery is prudent.
No means.
If you grab...
If you beg for mercy on killing me,
should you want to grab me?
If you beg for...
I'm killing...
You're dying, either way.
You're dying.
You're dying.
I'll take your leg, give me that leg, give me that leg, give me that leg, 7 and pay
Pay him up.
It's different now.
It's different now.
11.
Bagger, GG.
Yeah, GG, Jack.
I have no power.
I have no accuracy.
I still somehow won.
12.
Opener.
Open up with a kick.
14.
Low key nasty.
See, pay him off.
This dude's insane.
16.
All of them piece.
Well, as I left.
Yo, Gentry with the five.
Team pay him off this dude's insane 16
Yo gentry with the five he died and it almost killed me with him dead
Yeah, it's good again look at it. We should look at the stutter stamps 20 pay him up
20 pay him up. I gotta reset the game
Y'all see the stutter steps chat y'all see how they start I got a reset where at 20
It does that and then when you restart it completely fixes it doesn't make any sense. You know what I mean
Do you know what I mean?
Looking for his glasses like Velma, you good. He's so hard. I don't know what to do
Into another dimension bro. Did you see that?
look at his way at look at everything he does after I hit him so I hit him so
hard he forgot he was alive look at his whole reaction like hold miss face bro
said yo that is the craziest thing I think I've ever seen from like a like
that NPC bro yo hold on one more time bro tell me it didn't look like I've
knocked his glasses off you know now that is that is the greatest thing I've
ever seen in my life man that just made my day right there bro that is actually
like bro that is actually insane that that's the greatest that just made
my whole night I don't care about nothing else that made my whole night
right there. That is wild. Where we at? 21? We at 21? Yeah? Yo, I'm crying, bro. Yo,
I'm crying, and bro. All right, let's go. 21. Oh man, he's hurting too. Yo, he's hurting too.
22, let's go. I'll never forget that, man. Locked in, 23. Come on. Locked in.
That's the cleanest pitch for a ground you'll ever see in your life 24 stinky with the 5w stinky
25 pay him up a block 25 preset you Ted 25
26 Josh with the 5w Josh
Oh my goodness where did I kick him 27
You got some moves you're still fighting
28
Yo W Ted with the 25 give depreciate you
Yo rule one with the 10 as well W rule one with the 10 as well
I'll pre-take you world one with the door.
30 chat, we're at 30, we ain't seen 30 in a minute.
I cannot believe you survived that.
31, you're nasty with the five.
Might've been the clutches round of my life.
Might've been the clutches round of my life right there.
33, chat is that 33, yeah?
I'm locked, chat I'm locked in.
Type one if I'm locked in, I'm locked in.
Bro, trip off the rim.
Hey, Ben there, that's happened to me many times.
He should have reset his game.
Hey, he should have reset his game, 35.
41!
Yo, run with the 10, W, run with the 10.
41, chat, and the run's over.
No, it is not.
Grab me.
You're such a loser, that's what you get.
43.
Yo, jam with the 10, W, jam with the 10.
This is crazy.
This is a crazy run.
One of my best.
What's the PV? It's like 68.
I've never hit sevens, well I'm not gonna hit it.
Yeah, left hand is gone.
I can't two hand it.
Why would he fall? Why?
Why don't you explain to me why he would fall?
Worst game I've ever played in my life.
Every time I get off that game,
I claim it's the worst game I've ever played,
but I still boot it up almost every day.
W run either way.
Nah, I shouldn't die from the dude
just randomly falling over.
Like did y'all clip it?
Let me see. Let me see what happened. Velma. I want you to objectively, objectively watch
this and tell me if this is my fault. Y'all ready? Y'all alien with the 5,000 bits. Thank
you, W. Alien. So we just collide and I just fall over. Like I'm an 80 year old grandma
with three hip replacements. And you know, like, hello. So is that my fault or the
the game's fault, Chad, be honest. Whose fault is it? It's the game's fault. So y'all can,
you know, y'all can, you know, right? Poll it. Y'all think, y'all think most people
are against me, Chad? Do y'all think most people are against me? Everybody knows. Yo,
Dank with the 5W, Dank. Exactly! Yo, alien with another 5W, alien with another 5W.
I'm not playing bunk shot today, man.
Refund.
Yo, Chad, it's been paid up.
Chad, you see how it says start prediction and there's no active prediction?
I want y'all to know something that after the prediction is paid up, you can't get
your money back, Chad.
It's over.
Plus, what would happen if I refunded and then all the doubters would have got scammed?
They'd have tried to cancel me.
I want every single one of these people banned.
I want every single one of these people.
case. Oh, take your insulin. I want every single person. Oh, tactical is on you. You're
gone, buddy. It's been a long time coming for you tactical is on you. GG. I've been looking
for an excuse to ban you for it for about a year now. Tactical is on your reign of
terror is over. You'll all throw with the five. No job with the five. You know what
it you know what is a good thing though chat. We got part three of crazy crab crazy
Crazy Crab the last episode, who was here last night for the first two games?
Crazy Crab the last episode chat, oh man, games of the year.
Official SpongeBob SquarePets franchise in any way, I do not own any rights to SpongeBob
SquarePets, this is not an official product, this game is created purely for entertainment
The purpose of this not intended for commercial use, so profit.
Y'all got that chat?
Needle nations received are strictly to support the developer and should not be considered
as payment for the game.
Who am I playing as?
Who am I playing as?
That thing goes hard though.
Um, obviously something's not right in here chat.
We got some uh, oh lord, yo, SpongeBob!
Oh, that looks like a good one, can I have it?
Okay, that looks like a good one though.
SpongeBob!
Is he naked?
Hey, come on, man.
Yo, Fishnipples, what the five gift?
Thank you.
SpongeBob, man!
Where you at?
Oh, it says find the key.
Okay.
Uh, Chad, if you see a key type key.
SpongeBob!
Yo, uh, appreciate you, Fishnipples.
Where is SpongeBob?
Oh, hey, Chad.
Hey, I know a...
look something ain't right there's blood on the ground oh there it goes
insert the clothes the room GGs Spongebob I'm coming in what is mr. Krabs
find three three magic ship oh come on man you come back we got to collect three
magic shells the same Spongebob I don't take shells what is this
Exalent? Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs is going crazy. He's keeping me in the basement. I don't know how long
I'll last here. If you're helping me read this, SpongeBob. Wait, if you're if you're reading this
help me, SpongeBob, my bad. It's on these shells. There goes one right there. It's the Magic
Conte shell chat. Y'all remember? Look, I'm awake. He's coming back through the hallway
right now so I'm gonna wait on him right I'm gonna wait on him once he walks in
here I'm gonna take off running yeah
she's a winner she's a track star she's gonna run away when it is home she's gonna go to the page when it is home
there's not one in here there's one in here Gigi I'm dead though I'm dead chat Gigi he's gonna see me
okay what is you doing oh no please don't jump scare me what are we doing with the get out of
Spongebob's house. Patrick get a chimney! What has Patrick done? Tell me. He can't get
his legs gone. My leg. That's literally that's a hundred percent why they did
that. You can't convince me otherwise. They made it look like his legs gone. So
they did the they they did the my leg action. Hundred percent. Yeah? Yeah.
That's not him. You said the my leg guy? You set him free. Now he's coming
for us. Can you hear it too? This is not SpongeBob. What is he? What is he? Neptune
created this SpongeBob to take over Bikini Bottom, but Mr. Krabs kept him in the basement.
Only the real SpongeBob can save us. Stop. Be careful. All who did not hive have red
eyes but this is only with simple fish okay Pat the lore chat the lore man
monitor well why is he following me what is he doing you gotta find SpongeBob
chat wait there's a bunch of people at the Krusty Krab where is Sponge what is
Squidward doing wait this is creepy like no lie this is for real creepy huh
Sponge! I can't go that way. Do I go back to his house? Chat, I can't find SpongeBob.
Where is SpongeBob, Chat? I can't find him! No, I can't go in the
Krusty Krab in his house. We're all goofy goobers.
GTA 6, y'all need to delay y'all's release, man.
Yo, GTA 6, y'all need to delay y'all's release.
This right here is undefeated, man.
SpongeBob!
Who are you?
It doesn't matter.
Help me fix my mistake.
Find me five Krabby Patties and I will do anything.
Where can I find them for you?
Yo, he towed up.
okay never mind what happened with you he off that drink mr. Krabs bought my
house and fired me from my job he said he was guarding a scary sponge there no
poor spongebob oh there's a crabby patty right there he wants five of them that's
That's a big old Krabby Patty too, there goes one.
All right chat, we got a five, they're called
five magic crab burgers, but we know they're Krabby Patties.
We got one out of five, so that's,
we need four more.
Chat, we gotta help SpongeBob.
Man, don't y'all hate seeing SpongeBob like that, man?
You just hate seeing SpongeBob like that,
because y'all, because everybody knows he just,
you know, he's better than that, you know what I mean?
Yo, why does he keep moving around?
Oh, there's a bunch of the same guy, okay.
That's three chat.
We need two more, right?
There's one beside Patrick's house.
Dude, what is Squidward doing, bro?
What is he doing?
All right, where's the last one?
Where is the-?
Is he drifting?
Oh, my goodness.
He is drifting that thing.
Yo!
He's drifting.
drifting that thing yo he's drifting that thing all right chat one more
crabby Patty I don't know what the last one's gonna be I don't know okay okay if
you see crabby Patty type crabby Patty there it goes found it game of the year
channel. Fatality. The crazy crabs trilogy is peak gaming. Type one, if you agree. The
crazy crabs trilogy. We played games one and two yesterday. We had high hopes for game
number three. And for number four, when? No, that's the last one. The title of that
game is the final the final episode it's crazy crabs the final episode that's
the last one game of the year chat who were the 958 people that voted no like
legitimately what would possess you to vote no go dinner with the 5w dinner chat
what's better red dead 1 and 2 or crazy crabs trilogy answer honestly now we
already know we already know chat we know the uh we know the answer
SPOOKY TIME!
in solitude
you can die if you don't die
you know what's on it
yeah
in solitude
jack with the fight
before work often
so being home alone was nothing new to me
I always felt safe in my heart
for some reason I felt like I was being watched
Watched too creepy my friend my friend Felix gave me a ride home w Felix man
appreciate that ride man w Felix for the ride you know where i mean he didn't leave me hanging
you know w w Felix for the rides gets a cool name you like the name Felix i like name
Felix it's pretty cool you know another name i like Arthur Arthur was a name i didn't like
until Arthur Morgan from Red Dead 2 and I'm like you know what? Arthur a cool name. You know what
else a cool name? John! Is this my house? I'm assuming it is. It's got all the lights on. No
curtains, no nothing. No privacy, no nothing. It's a nice house. Pretty big house. My parents
told me to check each room when I get home. W parents. I do the same thing. You gotta check
all the rooms. Make sure nobody ducked off and went to the rooms trying to sneak you
or something. Yo, Marty with the five. This is a nice bathroom. Oh, my goodness. You
know business having a bathroom this big, bro. This bathroom huge. All right. There's
one room. Check this on clothes on the solid clothes. Okay, let's check this room. What
is this? Okay, got a little storage room. Not the creepiest storage room we've ever
been in. It's a storage room. Okay, that's rooms two of eight. Joe, nice kitchen! Except
the 1976 fridge. What's up with that? Go fridge. Better go get some food, buddy. What you talking
about? Go fridge. Ain't no food in there. Something bad always makes the front page.
That's true, man. You always hear about the bad stuff. Four missing in Oakview. Police
suspect foul play. Neighbors claim to have seen a man in a mask lurking. GG police
have yet to identify a suspect. We're dead. Residents are advised to remain
indoors after dark. Well, there it is. Kobe, I made that. All right. We got a
woodcutting board. I kind of prefer wood. We had this conversation the other
day. Didn't y'all say y'all like wood cutting boards the best?
Because you know, you got wood plastic, then you got glass. I
think there's some bamboo ones too, though, but I don't know.
Let's check this room. Yo, Nick with the five. Thank you. Big
old garage for some reason. The garage has the same flooring
as the rest of the house. Oh, no, already know we're gonna
have to use that already. No. Okay, I think we checked
all the downstairs rooms it looks like. I hope so. I think so. Yeah. Let's go upstairs.
Hey, you got a problem? See, this is where any normal individual would call the police,
right? You'd be like, hey, somebody's standing outside my house just staring in my window.
You call the police. There's no other move to make here. We ain't about to sit here
and ignore this happening.
The bathroom's got an open window, what?
No, it's closed.
Well, I'm creeped out, Chad.
So I wanted to creeped out.
He's still standing there, bro.
Why?
Yo, the upstairs is massive.
Oh my goodness, look at all these rooms.
This house is a vibe.
Yo, he's still out there?
He gone now.
But the question is, did he run away or is he still just, or did he come in the house?
What do y'all think?
Four of eight.
What's this room?
The office room looks like.
Pretty nice, I guess.
I'm scared, bro.
I'm nervous, bro, because, because.
You know what I mean?
Five of eight.
Why was he outside my house, man?
Y'all, that's what the decorations in here is kind of bland.
Big ol' bedroom, man.
Big ol' bedroom.
Not all these desks, but no PCs anywhere in the house.
All right, six of eight.
We got two more rooms to check, but there's three more rooms
in the house.
Why does it say six of eight when there's three more rooms?
I got bread, Chad.
You need to tell me you got two washers, two dryers.
But how you need ain't no way you need that much.
Seven of eight.
All right, what is this room?
See, there's always the strange locked door in the house.
Always.
There's always one.
No matter what.
Want to be a cleaner or a laundry room for I go to bed?
I just heard something.
No, did y'all hear that?
I'm not the only person that heard that.
I heard like a little pick of the channels.
Okay, before I do that, I wanna go make sure
that you're the mailbox scare me.
I'm not gonna, did y'all hear the knocking?
I just gotta do a quick sweep again, bro.
This backyard is such a vibe.
Oh my goodness, this is such a vibe.
This is 5-E man!
You need a little bit more light and out here like a cup with him low.
Oh man!
It puts you in a swimming pool.
Man, I wouldn't, man!
Making sure nobody, was that like that before?
On everything I loved, it wasn't.
It was, okay my man.
You know I'm just, I'm just nervous man because we see somebody stand outside of her or something.
Alright, let's clean up the laundry room.
Check the axe?
Why'd you say that?
Why'd you say that?
Why?
Alright, let's clean up the laundry room.
Clean up the laundry room.
I don't remember seeing this as more like it.
Make a burger?
Wait, what?
He's in the garage window.
Please look at it.
Buddy, there's no window in the garage.
I ain't heard nothing else.
See, now because somebody said that I gotta go check the garage window, huh, buster?
Let's make a burger, man. See, who placed this here? Okay, where's the patties?
Where's the- ooh, where's the- where's the- where's the- where's the-
Let me cook. Rancid ingredients on the plate. Oh, oh man. Ooh. Can we just order something?
Why?
Let's go to bed.
Finally I can get some rest.
What are the odds that we wake up at 3 o'clock in the morning?
Possibly be at the door at this hour.
Who is that?
Excuse me!
Chad, in real life, never do this.
Anything and leave my property.
Yes, stand on business.
Dot, dot.
You wanted to get my baseball bat.
Get the axe!
I advise you to leave now.
I'm assuming downstairs is where I am.
It should be in here.
What is this?
He's gone, huh?
I guess it isn't here!
Hey, buddy!
Turns out I don't have my baseball-
Get the front yard,
we'll get an extra padlock for the door.
There should be one around here, I just need to find it.
Take the back yard soon?
I'm scared.
It would be in here, right?
Wouldn't it be in here?
Chad, I can't...
If you were a padlock, where would you be?
Just one second, mister. Don't try to come in yet. I need to stop my padlock.
Oh, Chad, we're dead.
Oh, Chad, we're good. It is so over.
No, in the ambi-
I'm him.
The front door.
Please tell me he's not at home.
Worst case scenario?
Now, look here, though.
Worst case scenario?
that he already made it in the house
and we just logged ourself in here with him.
What are the odds that's our fate, chat?
Y'all think he's already in here?
Type what if you think he's in here?
Cause that took us a long place to key in the bedroom.
We'll do the first.
I just wanna check the backyard again.
The backyard!
I just checked it.
Creep at the front door has me slightly worried.
Slightly?
Slightly worried.
Okay.
Slightly worried just slightly nothing nothing big you know what I mean just a little worry
Yeah, there was somebody staring at me out my front window and he knocked on my door and didn't say no
Yeah, just slightly. What are you out here? Okay, there's nobody out here
Everything seems fine
All right, I guess
Bro, he's at the front
Bro, I don't understand like what do you want?
You know and we're somehow
gonna get some sleep with this going on like close the curtains see at this
point we just jump in the closet and stay there right let's just go to the
garage mercy he's not by the tree anymore I think he's inside why else
would the power go out okay tell me it's too dark to see the axe because
from what I can tell the axe is gone. Tell me I'm tweaking. We're dead. He got the axe.
Inspect power box. I don't even know where the power box is. We are dead, man. Isn't
the back yard... Oh, we're so close. He has the axe. He's literally in our house with
the axe. We're dead. Straight up dead. Please tell me I can... Well, the good news
is we know where the axe is find phone to call the police should be in my room
okay sounds in the house Chaddys in the house yo Lillian with the team give the
W. Lillian with the team get the pre-sahed you Lillian W. Lillian I'm stuck
I'm stuck behind the door I can't y'all this is scary do I trust it go outside yet
do I trust it no key someone's in the house they cut the lights they're
You're still inside!
Alright listen to me, you're safe right now, okay?
I'm literally not.
Do you have any way to get this door open?
The door's locked.
Got the key, it's upstairs.
No, it's not.
I'll go get it, please don't go nowhere, Gigi.
G, G, man!
The key was not up here.
It's not up here.
Open this window, get out the window,
stand out there on the little overhang
and lower yourself down.
anything but this. You know what I mean chat? Anything but this. Buddy jump out the window!
I'm actually so scared. I don't know where- WGAME. Chat rate that on a scale of one to ten.
That ending was so stressful. Bro chat that ending had your boy twainting. Five y'all good?
type one if you're alive dehydrated y'all have been so scared scared you get
dehydrated yeah that had your boys we can dad
it's working that was so nothing scares me what is your name your name is dirt
dog 556 and you just said nothing scares me use a lot I don't care what
Nobody says chat everybody's afraid of something at some point right
Charlie with the five
So everybody type what is your biggest fear to everybody type your biggest fear? What's your biggest fear?
fighters my wife what people
the girl feet
Bro like
What he's got to have Intel
What are we all are we on recess or something?
Hey, hey, bro
His name is dude on the bench.
Hey, what's up?
Total trash, what?
Slept three hours.
Gotta take this exam.
But I don't even know what subject it's for.
Ugh!
We're in different groups.
Could have shared schedules.
Who's your professor?
Maybe I could figure out the subject.
Doctor...
Okay.
1399 is that a secret code? Wait, that's 1399 and immuno. That's a secret code. Remember that chat.
Remember 1399. What even is this name? Oh, not a good news. He teaches applied cognitive modeling.
What's that that's easy what it don't sound easy
It's psychology. Oh my goodness. I'm good at psychology. I'm good at psychology
They call me soccer teams. You got any answers for the exam?
Nah, I had a different professor ours was easy, but doctor 13 I
Guess
That's next level messed up
Good luck, dudes of Psycho, good luck.
Yeah, that'll help.
Gotta be smokes.
I am a little stressed.
Yo, you got a cigarette?
Sure, don't smoke.
I was joking.
Chad, don't smoke, bro, I was a joke.
Don't smoke.
Whenever I be doing a games,
I do not, that is not what I'm gonna be doing.
Here, thanks.
later. Bro has been dead hanging over here for literally 15 straight minutes. Who is
this Alex Hanold? Hey man, my shadow. Yo, look at the shadow! Yo, what? Hey, what's
up man? Just hanging around? What is his name? Goblin? Yo bro, oh he's here. Why
the long face? Man, I can't, I don't know my answers, man. You know how it is.
I need answers now, ah right, yo this dude is the alpha not gonna lie, this dude is the alpha, I'm a little intimidated right now.
That's right boy if you're a little bit intimidated, I'm joking by the way, don't nobody intimidate me.
after 13's exam. Applied cognitive modeling. Total nightmare fuel. You know where I can
get the cheat sheet? Wish I could help, bro, but I was busy last night. Ice is a slippery
slope, you know? Off the rail. That's all habits? Wait, what? Wait, hold on. I just
message with you three months clean. Oh, okay. I'm about to say, wait a minute, he's talking about me.
Anyway, got something for you. Sweet with three E's. That's how you know we excited.
Stick it to your phone, everything you need. Oh, don't be you goblin, man. That's my dude right
there. Goblin, he ain't never let you boy down. Never. He never lets himself down either.
Get it because he's after 13 paranoid.
I'll be going to be checking if I'm looking at my phone.
If someone raises their hand during the exam,
he'll go over to them.
Yo, he's putting me on.
Who's the exam in?
Third flow, 1333.
Now remember that, 3rd floor, 1333.
Thanks, Goblin.
You're a real life saver.
Later, W man.
All right, let's go do this exam.
Third, yo, this is creepy. Hello?
Okay, all right, this.
Hey, quote of the day, I guess.
Is this 1330? Oh, we're cool.
Hey, how y'all doing? Okay, cool.
Hey, Professor, I'm nervous.
Chad, I'm nervous.
Do I sit back here?
Our hero arrives.
Why is that his voice?
Two minutes late.
20,000 bits, yo, Gunny with a 20,000 bits.
Yo, give me some W's for Gunny with the 20,000 bits, bruh.
Oh my goodness, W Gunny, man.
Have to get the 100,000 bits emote, LOL.
Have you seen repo yet?
It would be great content especially with K.
Yeah, I've seen that game.
Yeah, yeah, that does it pretty good.
Yo, W Gunny chat for appreciation, Gunny, W Gunny, man.
I will remember this.
Okay, man, you receive your grade.
All right, no talking.
No whispering.
I take an F, not gonna lie.
We had a dude in school chat, uh, every class we go, it was a meme, bro.
Every class, he raised his hand, I take an F, every class.
He'd get like a quiz or something, I take an F.
Maybe he wouldn't do nothing, never do nothing.
He graduated somehow.
That's what he, I take an F, he said it just like that.
Now I take an F, every time.
Yep.
So did.
The passing score good question, man. I was wondering that too
Did I not say
Questions required a raised. Oh, he's shot because he didn't raise his hand. Okay. That's kind of crazy
Sir, can I go do-do? Oh, yeah, he's gonna kill us. Oh, I bet I don't doubt it now
He just killed my classmate wasn't kidding. This guy's a total psycho
He just dead.
He about to ask a qu...
Oh, I thought he was dead.
What sound do goblins make when they're excited?
Huh?
1983.
Oh, it's 76.
Oh, I gotta make sure.
High pitch giggle.
High pitch giggle.
Yes, sir.
Boop!
62.
What's it a following?
Is it a known weakness?
Of, okay.
62.
Quantum?
Yeah.
Yeah.
62. Quantum. Chat, we're dead. Chat, we only got five minutes. 71. Digital hallucinations!
The five nights at Freddy's sound just crazy. Chat, I'm cooking. Uh, wait, they gave you a
repeat question. Did they? Chat, am I the only one that stressed? Type one if you're stressed.
to preserve yes okay 61 we got to pass the test right chat we got to go faster
go home I don't think I would have had enough time to complete it I was
tweaking w goblin yo that was so scary oh my goodness what I'll take the f with
the five gifted all right let's walk in lock it chat we got this come on y'all
We're passing this exam. Let's go 53. I gotta wait for me to go back. I don't wait for me to go back
Where's the chapter?
I'm walking chat. Yeah, how many questions right out of 30 is a passing grade. I need to get
Let's just make our main objective not to get caught cheating right. Yeah
Yeah, I can't, Chad.
Yo, this game is creepy, bro.
This game is scary, Chad. So I want to feel scary.
I bet that NPC hates me. He's been killed like three times already because of me.
I gotta wait.
I need to relax. No, I just need to relax.
I'm getting to, I'm getting to, uh, you know, I can't, I can't.
Chad, are we good? Yeah?
I'm gonna have a minute.
I'm going to try it one more time.
Bro, Chad, this is difficult, man.
Chad, this is difficult.
What a prediction.
You know what, yeah, what a prediction.
Will I pass the test?
I bet. Do that.
Will I pass the test?
All right, last try. If I don't get this time,
we're next game.
Guess the first nine.
I'm getting too nervous. That's it, huh?
Chad, I'm getting too nervous. I think that's what it is.
my P to my classmate, yo Brian with the 5W Brian.
Am I on good pace?
I feel like I'm cooking.
Chad, I feel like I'm cooking.
I feel like I'm cooking.
Don't go over here, you bastard!
Twisted!
Chad, we're at 13.
Are we doing good?
I got four minutes left.
Yeah?
I'm nervous.
Chad, I'm nervous.
Wait.
We got much time.
We're at 17.
Are we doing good?
Why nobody asked me?
I want two for one right there.
I want two for one.
This is good.
We're over here.
3 for 1, 3 for 1, 3 for 1, 3 for 1, 3 for 1, 3 for 1.
Chat, I got 33 of what?
I got 33 of 36.
What grade is that?
Can somebody grade that, please?
That's a 91% chat.
Every teacher in the world would be happy about that,
right?
Chat, every teacher in the world
would be happy about that.
Yes or no?
Let's see if we pass.
Y'all need to go to gambling school.
It is a bad day to be a downer cluster.
60 is not a passing grade.
Grow your such a scammer.
60% is what it took to pass.
I got 91%.
You absolute goober.
Didn't get 60.
I got 91.
Work was crazy.
Couldn't keep up.
I realized my mistake skipping lectures was not
the right thing to do. Academic discipline shapes the mind. So I studied for weeks, earned
this. Look at all these doubters crying, y'all suck at gambling. Y'all literally see me fail
it three times in a row and you really don't think I'm going to get it on the fourth
one. Why don't y'all learn? Why don't y'all learn to like gamble? Y'all been doing
this so long, you still don't know how to gamble yet. You cheated, bro. That's
the entire point of the game, you absolute goober.
The whole point of the game is to cheat and make sure you don't get caught cheating.
I'm gonna break into your, no you know what I am.
I'm gonna break into your house, I'm gonna take a dump in your kitchen seat, and it's
gonna be clogged so bad you have to have a professional come in and unclog it, you
can cheat me.
And like that ain't the point of the game.
Y'all some goober's, take your ale and be happy.
So Ryazaki with the 25 gift and yo, give me some W's for Ryazaki with the 25 gift and
yo, W Ryazaki pre-sates you Ryazaki, W Ryazaki, W Ryazaki with the 25 gift and yo, see this
right here in the mind like this right here, this is unhinged in the mind of the
average doubter. So I just saw somebody type never stream again. So I click on your name
and your banner for your profile says straight out of Arkham. So I immediately know we're
dealing with a goober. I'm going to read you this dude's chat logs. I'm going to read
him like I understand wanting to win channel points, but wanting me to fail this bad.
Listen to his channel points or listen to his chat. Listen to his logs you ready? Fail as soon as you can fail
I want those points. I bet for you to fail. Please fail fail. Can you fail? Please don't win
Please fail. I want to refund scam
Scammer you better fail pay up pay up scammer refund. You're a scammer case
scammer never stream again
10 straight out of Arkham over here crying you probably bet 10 channel points you ain't a big dog
You ain't a big talk you ain't a big dog until you bet a quarter million lost it in here buddy
You probably put down 10 channel points act like you lost something buddy. Get your money up and quit crying
You put 10 little channel points on it. Meanwhile, I bet man
Straight out of Arkham. Yeah, okay
How many people lost a big dog channel points already?
That's insane. Oh
Oh my goodness
35.7 million channel points were lost
Yo, shout out to these guys
Look at this
These are the people that that should be crying
Y'all lost a quarter meal
Snap of a finger gone
Quarter meal gone
Why?
Because you didn't believe in you boy
Riazaki with the team get the W Riazaki see chat there's no better way to have
your boy lock in than to have Dallas start start betting against me oh man
you know what I mean all right one more short we're gonna do Minecraft after
last short we're not here man I'm telling you chat I'll be locked in bro
chat am I smart for real like when it comes to quizzes even though that I
I don't think Edo's quizzes make six.
1620, that's...
My parents back home already?
What?
Parents?
Why y'all saying Markiplier?
The paint mustache?
How does that mean Markiplier?
Yo, Ryazaki with another T and W Ryazaki.
Oh, that's just P-F-E, okay.
Maybe they're in the room.
I just checked the room.
They're not in there.
Or is this the room?
I guess I'll just go back.
Why do teddy bear move?
What the I got to get out of here. I've ever swallowed water the wrong way
And it gets like an air lock in your throat. It feels like your throat's gonna explode
You know, that's like the worst one I've ever had it actually felt like my throat was about to explode like no
My eyes are watering no lie that hurt so bad my eyes started watering. Yeah, I felt like my thought was gonna explode like for real
Chad do we look for the ender dragon today low key do we try to find the
Do we try to find the stronghold today low key?
Yo young prophet with the 25 gifted W young prophet with the 25 gift that presates you young prophet
Sat the Minecraft series has maybe a handful of episodes left if that and we're almost done
The main two things we got to do is just go inside of a water temple, I guess and
Gilly inter dragon and
Then we'll be back on our we'll be going for another 60 seconds world record probably
You know what I mean? It's almost there chat
It's almost there
That last one wasn't even a game. Yo, no, well, did you dare just talk crazy about the game of the year?
2025
Did you really just say that wasn't a game? No, well
That was the best game of the night
Warden with the five. All right chat. Let's lock in
What do we do do we do that do we do the water temple?
Or do we start looking for the uh?
Uh, uh, the fortress chat. What are we thinking? What's all I got to do for the temple is just go in that thing, right?
Is there anything in there? It's about over chat. The last cheek is almost over, man.
Man, we're in the, we're in the twilight of the last cheek.
We're in chat. We're in the, uh, we're in the twilight of the last cheek right now.
You know what I mean? Watch this pro water bucket.
And by real quick, I mean after we trap the whole episode, we're gonna be walking.
You know, let's get back home real quick chat.
We only got like 3000, 3000 blocks to go life, life, you know what I mean?
Check.
Can y'all still believe we killed the warden bro?
Like can y'all believe that?
We actually did that.
Killed the warden.
He dead bro.
Like the warden like he dead.
He gone.
Dead and gone.
gone. Type 1 if you was here yesterday. Killing chat, straight,
killing dead. Killing, bro. And the crazy part is I'm the first
person in Minecraft history to ever kill the warden, which
makes it even crazier. Yo, days with the fight. Okay, you know,
I was gonna spare you. I honestly was gonna spare you, but
now you're gonna die because you kept shooting me in the
back. When I walked by and I was gonna spare your life,
But no, you keep shooting me now. You're dead. It is what it is. I gave you a chance to leave me alone
Like I mean, I mean bro, you know what I mean chat like am I wrong for that feather falling for
feather falling for a chat, you know what I mean?
They great
If there was a such thing as feather falling five you think you should be unlimited fall damage
You just don't die from this.
Yo I need to make a boat.
I'm done with this swimming stuff.
Make a boat real quick.
Ooh they got hit with ads.
That's tough.
What are you doing?
Going back to the house man.
AKA the island with a bet on it.
Yo Noel what the five get the W.
Noel you're saved.
You're saved I guess.
Actually never mind I just looked at your chat logs.
You said I meant what I said.
Okay you're still banned.
Rule one with the with the seven give the W rule one as well
Dink with the ten W. Dink with the ten. Yes, I am
Minecraft movie looks awful. Sheriff be honest. I'll still go watch it right. Hey look
I'm gonna order the the did y'all see the popcorn bucket and the drink thing
Do the drink look the drink the cup is like a creeper and what's the popcorn bucket? It's like a sheet
I'm about that bro. You know what I'm gonna do. I know I've been I know I've been talking bad about the movie
But guess what when it releases? I'm gonna be sitting in my room with my little Minecraft popcorn bucket and my little Minecraft creeper
Cuff and I'll be watching every minute of it. Okay, that's a I don't know what buy on that village is
Stack a bread with the fight. You know what I mean?
Same thing with Shrek. I'm gonna watch the Shrek movie. You know what I mean?
Type one if you're watching the Shrek movie. I mean, why would you not? It's there
Especially the Shrek movie though, like you just I mean you gotta watch that
You gotta watch that just for the principle. I mean it's Shrek, you know I mean
Got to say y'all miss Shrek man
They don't release the movies often
What's the best Shrek movies I'm not the last Shrek one I think undefeated
my headset I can't hear nothing okay I'm back Shrek one dude Shrek one has the
bet one of the best scenes in movie history where they're cooking that egg on
that rock man that egg look good too bro chat that egg was looking good y'all
can't even lie Shrek two was good too which Shrek which Shrek had the giant
uh the giant uh gingerbread man was that Shrek 2 where they where they where they attacked the castle
man that was good too bruh golly man Shrek 1 and Shrek 2 undefeated bro
dude how do you go rewatch all the Shrek's in the ending of Shrek 2 you know what i mean that
that hero that hero remix my throw flower man it ended good too bro man Shrek got
aura chat no lie chat Shrek got aura where am I how I get to the ocean well
I'm not mad about it actually this should leave me straight home no lie yeah
chat it's gonna leave me straight home bro let's go okay
What is the best animated movie series ever?
Is it Shrek, Lowkey?
Toy Story?
Get out of here.
You better get out of here.
Cars?
No.
They don't hold a candle to Shrek.
They ain't got nothing on Shrek.
Nice bro.
Lord have mercy.
Your boy might be lost.
Ice Age?
You might be spitting with Ice Age.
Not gonna lie, you might be spitting.
age tough. Chad, do I go left here or right here? You know what, hold on. Let me just get
the coordinates out. Dude, the little squirrel from Ice Age, Chad. Hold on, let me get my
cords. The little squirrel from Ice Age, Chad. Y'all remember him, bro? What was his
name? Scrat, goaded. Okay, wait, I'm almost there. Wait, I'm literally almost home.
Wait, what? I'll go this way. Chad, we'll be at the house in less than two minutes.
Alright, watch. You think I'm trolling? Watch. We'll be at the house in the
literally less than two minutes. So, I'm are started? Yep, start it.
Any, literally any second now, you're gonna see the mushroom, I know.
Any second. If my calculations are correct,
and I don't know why they wouldn't be, Wally's good too.
Okay, that's not the house. But I've seen that before.
y'all ready? 10, 9, 8, 7, told you. Should we low-key do the uh, what is in the underwater
temple's chat? What is in those sponges? So the goal of the temple would pretty much be
go in and get a sponge and get out pretty much like that's it. That's all I need to do.
Yo, I see a chest down there. I can't see it.
It's kinda creepy down here.
Now, why y'all panicking? I ain't goin' drowned in.
That map ain't even tellin' me nothin', Chad.
Look! There ain't even no eggs on it!
It's been two minutes and you're not home. Yo, peak Big Mac.
I'm literally home. I was doing a side quest, buddy.
Should we go to the ocean thing, Chad? The ocean monument?
I feel like we should, and I'm gonna lie to y'all.
I need to repair this.
Oh, bro.
What do I do with this?
Can I place this down without it, like, killing me?
Let me see if this hits.
Let's go over there.
How many hits does it take with this sword to kill
those, uh, those guardians?
Doors? You didn't tell me I got no wood in here.
Chat, do metal doors work?
Yo, Vat with the 5W Vat.
What we're gonna do?
I'm gonna go get some wood for some doors.
We're gonna go over there.
We're gonna go to the monument, yeah?
I got eight doors in the chest.
Okay, better.
Locking the chat, we dead.
GG.
Y'all ready?
Ocean monument, time to go.
If you kill the guardians,
do they stay de-spawn chat?
Yes or no?
You think you'll hear me out on this plan right here?
Hear me out.
If I get to that and I build up a little platform,
would that be easier to shoot them from the platform?
I might be a genius.
Sleep, nah, I can't sleep.
I'm waiting because I'm not going to sleep because I need the flying things to spawn because
I got to kill 10 of those.
That cow is still out there.
If I can just get to the top of that, I'm going to swim on top of it and build like
a little platform and just shoot them when they come to the surface, bro.
I fear I cooked.
I fear I cooked.
How many of them use these spawn?
Three.
Are they infinite for real?
I'm cooking chat. I'm actually cooking right now. No, I'm with or not infinite type one if I'm cooking chat
W plan bro for real
Kill the queen. Where's it at? Is it inside?
Disaster I killed my boat
So I killed my boat bro. We go inside now, right?
Am I clear to go inside and make sure I'm clear
I'm gonna kill this one real quick
What are the odds that I die when I go inside chat? Keep it a stack with me
Here goes nothing
Should I jump down and just swim in pop of milk
Okay, I'm gonna go down and swim in right um there's not even anything in here. You locked yourself in I got one more milk left
I'm good a chat gg a chat gg
Gg should have got water breathing. I got what's it called if I killed if I killed this do they all leave?
relax
Relax everybody relax right now. You think he's almost dead. I'm him no long him
said I'm here more love there's two more chats I point if I'm doing good right
now I've never been I've never been in one of these things before never wow this
thing is way more expansive than I thought should I go back so if I kill three
of the big ones they leave right they leave calm down focus on the big one
yo this is crazy yo this is actually crazy chat no line this is wild this
This is wild. Let me kill all the little ones.
What appears I'm taking damage.
I bought if you're called.
Yeah, 15 ports out, Chad.
15.
This is crazy.
This is actually crazy.
Break open the pillars.
Only got one more milk left.
I'm gonna use it to get out of here.
Is this where I should be right now, Chad?
Is this what I was looking for?
This is what I was looking for the whole time.
I have mining fatigue, though.
Chad, I have mining fatigue.
And I want to save my last milk to get out of here.
Oh, there's gold blocks in the cubes.
I worry about no gold.
So the main, the best thing to get out of here
is the sponges, correct?
But Chad, here's the thing.
If I use this milk, will it instantly
give me mining fatigue again?
I'll never be able to get out of here.
Kill the last boss.
If I kill the last boss, all this goes away, right?
The question is, the question is where is he?
Main objective, I gotta find him, yeah?
Wait, I'm back here?
I know where I am.
Oh, good, relax.
One more.
Type one if you're locked in.
We're looking for one more big one, but where?
Oh, so the gold's probably in there, huh?
Where's the last boss?
I'm dead chat.
Gotta drop a door out here.
I got two doors left, two doors down.
It'll be above me?
It's just so stressful to know,
I break up, you can't go up.
I have mining foot.
Wait, he's over here.
I'm supposed to get to him, but I can't dig.
He's on the very top.
I understand that.
But is there a way for me to get there
without having to dig to him?
People that are saying milk, you don't understand.
If I use this milk without it being a way out of here,
we're stuck in here literally forever
because it's the last jug of milk that I have.
I don't understand that.
Should I go back to where I came in?
Let's go back to where I came in.
Does mining fatigue 3 mean you literally can never dig again?
See how do I get back?
I'm going in circles.
Relax.
Are y'all relaxed?
Mission, get out of here.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
Was that the big one right there?
If I get more milk every time, do I have to dig when I pop?
I just need some more milk.
Only thing I gotta let the do is kill one more than big ones, right?
One more than big ones?
Howard, if you're saying coward, you're the biggest doober I've ever seen in my life.
I'm going to get more milk. You dummy! Doing no milk! Got milk?
Don't even need another door either. All I need is one door, Chad. That's it.
One door is all your boy needs. Wait, what do the sponges do today?
Do they operate the same as a door? Y'all just don't answer questions, Chad. I love that,
man. I love when I ask y'all the question. Y'all say anything but the correct thing.
That's my favorite theme.
That's my favorite chat. I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Man, that makes me happy, chat.
Man, that makes me happy.
Fridge, I need to find him. Thank you.
I'm gonna find him. No way.
I knew he was... Are you serious?
I told you all I just needed one door.
Chat, I told you all I just needed one door.
Yeah!
Let's go, chat.
Ocean, temple, whatever it's called.
of them chat swimming around killed all of them. Let's go chat. We're getting there. It's
almost a we did two major things in two nights in a row, two episodes in a row chat. W episode
break stream brawl of y'all man. Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again
tonight. Pre said all the get this subs don't knows bits follows the course of peace.
sorry all for this hanging out. Hey, you'll have a good rest. Y'all night. Have a good
day tomorrow. See y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, love your man. All right.