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Yeah, what's good? We was your robbers good travels your mom was good Chad. What's good ladies and gentlemen?
How are we doing baby? I have to return
yo zane
Plex mad appreciate you
Finally Sidney pookie appreciate you W. Subbers W. Subbers black hoodie
Chad how's everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10? Let me hear it man, huh?
Yo, hot steamy dookie with the five get the pre-sates you chat how we doing on a scale
of one to ten man, huh?
We good?
I'm early chat type one if I'm early y'all know I'm early don't play y'all know I'm
early don't play fool chat chat yo Alyssa with the five get the W Alyssa chat peep
this.
Seth, people what's your boy got on right now?
Hold on.
Seth, look at this.
Only one that got it.
You nerds ain't even got it.
Look at the back.
Halloween action going.
Hey, man.
Now all we got to do now is make a movie to max the hoodie.
The Arkansas slasher.
Get it?
Arkansas.
Get it?
Saul, there's a knife.
Get it?
Tell me that ain't fire, Chad, huh?
Yo, Dunn's with the five gifted W.
Dunn's with the five gifted.
Appreciate you.
I want it.
I don't even know when it's dropping, sorry.
I do know one thing.
There ain't no way y'all have it in time for Halloween.
But hey, you got to do what you got to do.
Yo, swim fish with the five gifted W.
Swim fish.
It should have been a saw.
No, man.
Look, Chad, the play got case on it.
look at that. Tell me that play got case on it too. Just we make a movie called
the Arkansas slasher and I'm the main protagonist or whatever. The main villain
feel like I should go steakhouse burrito mid with the five get banned. I'm
thank you for the five though. Yeah. Oh yeah, chat. Uh, people keep asking me
about the Krabby Patty mail from Wendy's I need to try it but I just don't know
chat is it worth it be honest it's mid is it really yo twitch watcher with the
five gift it appreciates you yo Kenzie with the 5,000 bits as well W Kenzie W
streamer what you nothing but the best yo W Kenzie with the 5,000 bits
appreciate you. W. Kinsey. It's really mid when it's dropping October 24th through 31st
one week preorder hoodie t shirt and poster. This won't be a poster to chat. Y'all heard
it from my mom. We're dropping it October 24th through 31st. Hey, you best get you
you some. Hey, you best get you some. Here's the thing. I still want to try it though. You
know what I mean? Okay, let me ask y'all this. Is the burger just straight up a Dave single?
Is that what it is? It is. You still have no power. Yo, Francis with the five gifted.
W Francis with the five gifted. Danger with the five. W Danger with the five.
Batavia with the 50 gifted subs. Oh my goodness. Give me some W. There's a secret sauce on
it. Wait, what's what's it taste like? Yo chat W Batavia with the 50 gifted subs please
and thank you. W Batavia. I appreciate that. Thank you Batavia. Yo acts a lot with the
five gifted as well. W acts a lot. W Batavia with the 50 gifted for us. I appreciate
I appreciate that. W Batogna, man. I appreciate you for the
people. Somebody said play games. Do they always do that?
Yo, David with the 5000 bits as well. W David. Hey case, big
fan and you emphasize the word big. Anyways, jokes aside,
you make my day. Can I get a can I get a birthday shout out?
Yo, David, you think you deserve a birthday shout out?
After all, you've put me through David. Happy birthday.
I appreciate you. W David chat. Happy birthday David. Appreciate that David.
A herder for a minute. Yo chat, what y'all do today man? Y'all do you think
interesting? Yo, uh, yo link with the five with the five months. Appreciate you slam
with the nine. Appreciate you. I cried. Oh, okay. I hate to hear that. Thanks for
letting us know though. Appreciate you for letting us know. Watch Oppenheimer
So I just pulled it up on stream and watch it.
We just going to watch Oppenheimer right here.
Just pulled up on stream.
Yo, Squidward with the five.
Get the W, Squidward.
Oh, yeah, Chad.
Bro, do you know how mad I was last night?
Literally as soon as we started playing card simulator,
like everything, I look over at Chad.
I was talking for like two straight minutes.
And I looked over at Chad and it was just frozen.
I'm like, yo, did we crash?
because sometimes like the chat will just freeze but like nothing happened I was like wait did the chat just freeze then I went to this PC and look at it was frozen there it was all gone bro
I don't understand dude and it can't be it literally like my internet went out like I don't understand
I might have to move chash that is move man
Yo Heisenberger with the five gift appreciates you might just have to move chat
Might have to leave old Arkansas man
Dude, I got good internet though. That's the thing the internet's good here like it's the internet's good dude like it is
Cap no, it actually is it's a gig up and a gig down
live with Jinxie buddy you think I'm going to Florida did you not did you
miss the past 48 hours buddy I will not set foot in Florida unless I
absolutely have to bro said bro say yo are you kidding me yo yo what clips is
with the 5,000 bits w eclipses yo Isabella what the five get that as
Well, W Isabella, I appreciate that.
You know what? Cliffs is with 5,000 bits.
He said, case I just got your game or so flavor because I saw it was restocked
and I got 10% off using discount code.
Okay. So, oh my goodness.
Can we mod him?
Can we mod him like what W plug?
That's not even a plug.
I just read that.
That was a 5,000 bits.
Chad, what you talking about?
case is twerk wind with the five gift depreciate you
shut that ain't a plug dude how they're gonna be a blow when I'm reading bits bro
paid actor check you think I paid him but hey while we're on the topic you know
you can't get your your game or so for 10% off use a discount code case of you
know I mean you can do that that's an option that you do have okay what is
gamer subs. The reason I'm fit, the reason I'm able to lift weights four
hours a day and then run marathons, that that's it. And you can only and it only
works if you use discount code K so move to the UK. Dude no lie, no. Dude here's the
reason right you know I've never wanted to move nowhere out of country but bro
look Chad have y'all ever watched the youtubers store on YouTube they got like
10 million subscribers they do like parkour and stuff it's like a little
parkour group and they're from the UK right do I've been watching them for a
bunch of years now bro they make the UK look cool I'm not gonna lie they make the UK look cool
like dude when I do okay when I okay look okay okay let me ask y'all this let me know if I'm if I'm
like okay look at this right UK is the kind of place where people float them in little boats
and somebody's on the back of it with a big old stick and when they go under a bridge the dude
climbs over it. Like that's that kind of vibe over there. I'm gonna say no when I
literally saw it. Case come down to Australia you got me all the way messed
up. I'll never sit foot in Australia for as long as I live because the only
thing that I know about Australia is that y'all have giant spiders over there.
There is literally no possible way I'm going over there dude. You got me
messed up the only thing that I have ever heard about Australia is that like
random guy woke up in the middle of the night there was a giant spider that
knocked on his door then dragged him into the woods and killed him I'm good
on that I'm good on that bro dude the spiders are bad enough here in
Arkansas they're so cute what's so cute did you just call a spider cute are
Are you kidding me?
Yo door 50 from doors with the 5,000 bits
Hey, case I just wanted to say I like your stranger the reason and the reason the internet keeps going out is
Because it is saving you from Beyonce. Well, I don't know what you're talking about
Thank you, Trina as well. What are you talking about? What does that mean?
Yo fatal what the five get the W fatal what are y'all talking about you need to
say thank you to Beyonce for what she knows she knows what he's dead gg okay
thanks Beyonce don't kill me I guess dude what are y'all talking about okay
look it okay like it's anybody going to explain what you're talking about is
Is this a meme? Wait, what?
I think there was a rumor going around of how about her killing people to stay on top. I'm not really sure.
What? Beyoncé gets jealous and kills people.
You think Beyoncé is running around killing people? Are y'all serious right now?
You think Beyoncé is running around like the Arkansas slasher killing people?
people. I just spilled water all over my table. That makes no
sense, chat. I'm all for a good conspiracy theory chat, but
that's ridiculous. Okay. And y'all need to like lock in.
Because I don't know what y'all are talking about. Search it up,
buddy. I don't need to search it up. You think Beyonce gonna
come to my house and try to kill me? You're next. Oh, I
wish you would. You ain't gonna get me. I promise you
going to give me. She's got to send 500 dudes out here to give me because I ain't
going. Hey, she ain't, hey, she ain't gonna give me. You got to send an army
after me. Okay. She's too powerful. Buddy, buddy, she has no reason to want me dead.
She killed Aaliyah. I don't know who that is. Who is Beyonce? Fats. I don't
even know who that is. You're more famous than her. That's the dumbest
thing I've ever heard in my life. You just uttered the words that you are more famous
than Beyonce. Buddy, you need to go re-evaluate your life real quick. Because there's no way
you just said that. There is no way you just said that. Yo, busty father with the tin gifted
subs, W. Busty Father. What? Michael Jackson, what? Y'all are trying to say that she
killed Michael Jackson? Who did a sit here and tell me that Beyonce killed Michael Jackson,
dude? Oh yeah, we're cooked as a society. We are cooked as a society. Dude, what? I don't
know if you understand how the world works, but she'd be in jail right now if she killed
Michael Jackson. Hot honey barbecue wings with the Five Gifted. Okay, so, okay, so let
Let me get this straight.
Y'all are, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me get this straight real quick.
Y'all are telling me that she kills people
who are more popular than her?
Okay.
So who is more popular than Beyonce right now?
Adele?
Okay, is Adele more popular than Beyonce?
Ask yourself that.
Is she?
Yeah, Ronaldo.
Okay, that's a good example.
That one soccer player.
Yeah.
He's more popular than her.
Why he dead yet?
Elvis, dude, Elvis died because he couldn't take a dump, dude.
Stop.
Everybody knows why Elvis died.
Hot honey barbecue wings with the five giftin'.
Elvis died because he couldn't take a dump for like six months
and it all just compacted in his body and he died.
That's why Elvis died, okay?
What?
That's literally what happened.
If you don't believe me, you can look it up.
That's how Elvis died.
He died because he had months of dookie in his body and he couldn't take a dump and it killed him
That's not even true. That's literally true. Look it up. It was a drug overdose. No, it wasn't dude
That's the worst way to die
Dude, could you imagine walking around performing and stuff and you ain't took a dump in like five months
Dude, how do you even move bro?
He died of a heart attack
Look, yeah, his heart gave out from that happening.
I know it was a heart attack.
That's still the reason.
Read the DM, I said she's so they can read,
so they know what the hoodie says.
Chat, bro, you chat, sometimes y'all gotta realize,
chat, sometimes y'all gotta realize
that I'm just right, okay?
And you need to accept it.
Can y'all just accept it for once, please?
He died in a car accident.
What?
What?
Also, let me guess, Chad.
Beyonce killed him too, right?
Okay.
Okay.
You know, okay.
Huh.
This is what the hoodie says right here.
Chad, this is what the hoodie says.
Chad, type one if you're getting one of these.
Wait, what does that say?
Caso Games and Gamersoft presents Arkansas Slasher starring Kace himself
supported by Caso's wonderful mom and chat. Please help by being held captive
and forced to write these dumb poster captions or they murder my family and
please somebody feed Kitty no really please contact my pops Caso's real dad
until and it happened again he will know what to do and hurry up nerds
executive producer gamer subs created by Sam Mercer you just got doxed visual
effects by Zeth Giles and Neil Keller y'all just got doxed bad y'all are doxed
on my hoodie that's crazy bro y'all doxed yourself on my hoodie so I said
they got a Beyonce ad no way are y'all getting Beyonce ads it's over it's over
It's over, Gigi. I'm sorry, Beyoncé.
I will never be on your level. I never even want to be.
I really don't. Don't kill me.
Everything that has been said here has been a joke.
Okay? Real deal polo with the five, average potato with the five.
Thank you, Beyoncé, as well. I don't know why I'm thanking you, but thank you for sparing me.
you need I got you thank you yo Mario with the five thousand bits ice before
you say you play it there's a video somewhere I checked there is a one a
period phobia on roadblocks oh yeah al hoodie reader that was good reading mom
what you mean so I say y'all think I'm safe I think I'm good rank these eight
animalities eight animalities based on the animal and fighter themselves but
You can't change them.
Okay, I'm going hippo number one.
Everything else doesn't matter at this point.
Yeah, hippo number one, nothing else matters here, Gigi.
Hippo's the best animal in the world.
Okay.
Choose your teammates and enemies.
Choose your teammates and enemy.
Wait, this kind of fire, we're evolving.
Is McDonald's edition.
Enemy, enemy number four.
not gonna lie. Enemy number four. No. Enemy number three. Yeah,
enemy number three. When they're good, you could go teammate
number one, but you rarely get them good. I'm gonna go teammate
number three, not gonna lie. teammate number three. Yep. Okay,
teammate number one. This is the only thing at McDonald's that
has stayed consistent. Well, not really. These are inconsistent
McDonald's is just inconsistent. I'm a go. I'm gonna still go teammate number one now.
Enemy number five. I never get this ever.
Oh man, teammate, teammate number four. Okay, teammate number four.
I still have number two and number five on teammate, right? Yeah.
Okay, teammate number two. There we go. I was waiting on that.
That is probably the second best thing in McDonald's
enemy number four
The double quarter pounder sucks the single quarter pounders pretty good the double quarter pounder beyond mid. Oh
Man, that's teammate. Oh
Chat, what do I have left on teammate just five?
teammate number five
Enemy, I don't know what I have left on me. Oh, no, I sold this could have been on team
If I could go back in time, I would put this at enemy and I would put hash brown on team.
I think this was good though.
Chat was this good?
It says you can change.
Did it really?
Oh, you're about to change.
Okay, well, I'm going to change out this McMuffin with the hash brown.
I'm doing a trade right there.
We're doing a trade.
I'm switching out the McMuffin for the hash brown.
100%.
than that I think this is pretty much perfect. W list. W list. The fries and the fish fillet
carry though. You have the fries and the fish fillet carry chat they do. 100%. Rank these
six foods but you can't. Okay we really starting off with green beans and change. Green beans
are good though I'm not gonna lie. Is this gonna be all hell food? Is this gonna be
all hell food? If this is gonna be all hell food I'm gonna put green beans at
number one okay I sold I don't know what this is it looks like Mike took a dump
on a hot dog bun put it in six wait a minute wait this list ain't bad my
goodness green beans is gonna hold this spot at one three went back in time I
I woulda went, look I woulda went mushrooms at number one
and I woulda went green beans at number two.
That's what I woulda done.
I woulda went mushrooms at one, green bean at two.
Rank these limital spaces.
You already know what to do.
I've always been a fan of this one right here.
It's definitely a top five.
That being said, I'll probably go in four.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, classic. You gotta put this in one.
Chat, you gotta put this in one.
It's just a classic.
Literally the classic, dude.
Right? Yeah.
What is that rainbow road rip off?
What is that piano road instead of rainbow road?
What is that?
I know this one.
This one's pretty good.
Not gonna lie.
Five though.
Is this a Super Mario 64 level or whatever it is?
This is from Mario.
I don't even know where to rate this.
number two number two all day bro look at that that is freaky man number two dude
a hundred percent that's not really them it just looks like a playground was fog
on it dare you not put the poems in here what is wrong with you man how
How could you not, you know?
Rank my five favorite games, but you can't change.
Can we ban anybody typing five?
There's no way you're putting the Uncharted series at five.
Are you joking?
The Uncharted game for some of the best games, bro.
Are you serious?
How do you not like these games?
I itching, bro.
Why am I itching, man?
I'm putting it three.
I'm putting it three, bro.
I am.
Putting it in three y'all be mad about it if you want to it's an interactive movie that that's literally like the
Have you ever played this game in your life? Are you joking? What did you just say?
There's literally you've never played this game in your life if you're saying that
Anybody that's saying true is like genuinely. I've never played the game like are you kidding five get this off my screen now
How dare you put this in here?
Four mid do I guess
Easy. Easy list. Easy list. Easy.
Rank these PS5 messages, but you can't change.
I'm not supposed to rank these. That is absolutely insane. I forgot about that.
That is absolutely insane.
Dude. Dude. That is crazy, Chad. One time soon.
Dude, that is the biggest line up there.
What's your, what's your opinion on hell and gather, man?
Y'all thinks you really like figured out
how to read and write and stuff.
We've been over this.
I know we've been over this,
but you know, not the same people's in every stream, dude.
The thing that, bro, the thing that I don't understand
is that if you're deaf and blind from birth,
how can you possibly figure out anything?
Because you have no way to like consume information besides touching stuff, but even then how are
you going to learn to like what stuff means that you're touching if you don't know what
you're touching.
This dude just said dude with three periods like I just said something stupid.
Can you not case you're wrong?
How am I wrong?
Say she's petting a dog for the first time.
she's gonna be told it's a dog because she can't see you're here that's what I
don't understand. I don't understand how you could ever learn that that's a dog
because if you can't see or hear how will you ever know that what you were
touching is a dog. Nobody can tell you it's a dog. She was not born, death and
blind. Okay then that okay okay is that true? Okay hold on now. Okay if she
was not born deaf and blind? Okay, that makes sense then. But if you're born deaf and blind,
born deaf and blind, there's no way you can learn to do anything. Wait, what? She lost
her sight and hearing at 19 months old. Okay, well, I go back to my original point then.
I don't understand how you can learn anything. But, dude, I understand that you could touch
something and feel whatever that thing is. But how are you ever going to register that what you touched
was what could could like did you not understand what I'm saying? You cannot see or hear nothing. Bro
forgot about Braille. How are you going to learn Braille if you don't know what the Braille means
when you first touch it? How are you going to get the instructions for Braille? Is there
are going to be instructions written in braille and then you try to read the instructions
in braille and you can't read those either because you don't know braille. That makes
no sense dude. What are you talking about? How do you think blind people learn braille?
Yes, just blind. We're talking death and blind. What do you mean? Case, look it up. She was
able to do this stuff. They drew the letters on her hands. How does she know what the
letter is if she's never seen it or heard it. How does she know what a C is or a L or a W or an N?
How? Bro, she's just that smart. That is like that is literally smartness out of this universe level
of smart. If you can figure that stuff out without having absolutely any reference to what that is
prior. Vibrations, your band. She used to, she used touch to teach Keller the alphabet and to make
and and to, oh, you're about to get banned, churchist nails, not gonna lie. What did you just say?
She used touch to teach Keller the alphabet and to make words spelling them with her
finger on killer's palm. Okay. But how did she know what said letters were being written
on her hand if she had never seen or heard the letters before? Y'all are ridiculous.
I want y'all to know that. I want y'all to know that that is ridiculous, bro. Because
I don't I don't understand what y'all what y'all trying to say here. Nobody has an
answer. You might be right. We have Google. What does Google know that I don't know?
Google there all Google has is what people told Google you know what I mean I
want y'all to know something hey I want y'all to know something that most people
in here agree with me right now I'm not even I'm not even I'm not even like
denying it either I'm just saying I don't understand how you could do that
maybe she did do all that stuff you know maybe she did I'm not saying she
didn't all I'm saying is I don't know how you could do that if you never
had a reference point at any point in time. Humans can do anything. Helen Keller is an example.
The term humans can do anything is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Go outside and jump 50 feet
in there. Go outside and jump 50 feet in there and land unscathed and then come back and tell me
that humans can do anything, buddy. Bro, stick to watching McDonald's YouTube videos. Bro, I'm
I'm just yo y'all gotta understand that your boys got some knowledge up in here
Bro, yo, what is wrong with y'all man? Dude, what is wrong with y'all up in here?
I think I have ever read
Y'all not gonna lie Hawaii punch mid and punches go to chat. No, I fell off since then
You're stupid. You're stupid. How am I stupid?
Helen Keller just get the five subs. Thank you. Yo Helen Keller
I literally like I just said I'm not denying that you did all that stuff. I'm just over here like I don't know
How you did all that?
Thank you for the five gifted ask chat GPT is Helen Keller on there
No, I'm not doing that. That's weird. I'm happy. I think they were able to teach Helen Keller how to do these things
But she had no idea what she was doing what you mean
Yeah, maybe they were like teacher to do this stuff, but you I don't know whatever
You know what it was real everything's true. You got it
It was real everything is true. Is that what y'all want to hear that what y'all want me say?
Like oh man, forgive me for having a question. You know what I mean?
Well, what is this paragraph right here?
You're totally with the five gifted. Thank you
Wait chat what year was Helen Keller born in and
Everybody is typing a different number
strawberry cheese
everybody's typing a different
dude what is wrong with you man
thank you 1880 thank you
six first off for burger
pizza I'm gonna go like four
one don't play with me
cheese
whole bunch of overrated foods
aside noodles
noodles is the one food that can
never be overrated you know what I mean
you miss chicken see I'm not a big dude
I'm not you know you can say cap
Chicken ain't that great, in my opinion.
Because the thing with chicken is,
you've got to prepare it in such a way that makes it good.
And by itself, it's like, you know what I mean?
Like, say you just boiled some chicken,
you threw a chicken into some boiling water
and cooked it like that, and it ain't going to be good.
It's going to be nasty.
But if you throw in some grease and deep fat fried it,
and you got a whole bunch of, you know,
a whole bunch of seasonings and skin on it and all that,
it's great.
You know what I mean?
Lazy.
How does that have anything to do with being lazy, Buster?
Huh?
Rick these who, what?
Three, that ain't too bad.
I don't know who this dude is, but it ain't bad.
Sucks, I'ma go six.
He heard this one good song at the start.
It's the season of the sticks and I,
That's not too bad. I kind of messed with the vibe of that.
Mom, she forgot that I exist. Didn't it just have my own big hole?
Cause it hurts when you hurt somebody.
You gotta, hey look, that's what I tell you. I tell you, you gotta open your mind to the horizon, you know what I mean?
There was a couple of them in there I thought was pretty good.
There was a, there was a couple in there that I thought was actually pretty good.
Right?
Why don't I tell you, Charles?
This is my specialty.
This is what I was born for.
Boy, is this sour as weak old milk!
I wonder if she didn't stay with you.
Wow, thank you for including my other nine that I ranked in your previous video. I appreciate that.
I was never a big fan of Uncle Man. Not gonna lie, I never was a big fan of him.
So I'm gonna put him in like, nah, I'm gonna put him in like 13. He's alright.
I heard $2 worth of snake.
What?
That's gotta be true.
You used to be decent company, but now you're worse than a snake with a toothache.
I was told to bring this up here.
RIP man.
Oops, I just spoiled it, my bad.
Uh, I like Twail.
Y'all cool with Twail right here?
Yo Poncho with the fine, appreciate you, W Poncho.
That's no questions I'll tell you now, we know you said-
CHAPRO! First off I didn't intentionally spoil it, and if you have not played the game by now, I don't know what to tell you.
The game came out six years ago. You have done this to yourself at this point if you are getting spoiled on a game that came out six years ago.
Why did you play the game? What has taken you so long?
Tuh, tuh, tuh, tuh, tuh, tuh, tuh, play Red Dead 2.
Can't afford it.
You couldn't come up with 60 bucks in six years.
I never played the story, just multiplayer.
That is a banable offense.
So, who's this at?
Don't you lie, don't you speak?
I'm going 12, which I know, not gonna lie.
Alright, she didn't die, never mind, she's alive.
Uh, she was I...
She's she's she's she's cool. I'm gonna go like 15. Oh
Like this dude cuz you always made the food
But I still didn't like him that much yo Arthur Morgan's big chest appreciate the five gifted. Thank you
yo blind with the five is wait what what is that name okay thank you for the
five
what I say what I say for Pearson 13 yeah
and now I sense some of you fools are doubtful
do we go 16 here now I can't put him 16 yeah I can't cuz Mike is already on the
other list I'm gonna go 16 for a for a bill and that makes me so angry because
Is he safe with me?
Sure.
Were you dancing with me, Arthur?
Sure.
Who are you again?
Oh, I don't care.
I don't know who you are.
She was in the game?
Who is this?
Oh, who that is?
That's...
Oh, yeah, Yo Speedy with the five gift.
Appreciate you.
Yeah, I know.
Okay, yeah.
Did you try the new Chicken Big Mac?
No, I ate it like seven years ago when it came out.
My dear Arthur, you never showed up.
I'm not the same person.
Thank you for the five gift it again.
I'm stripping!
My dear Arthur, you never showed up.
And now, after looking at the newspapers, I understand.
I'm stripping, huh?
I've shown as alive.
I just said RIP just for fun.
Neither of them are dead, okay?
Yo, Speedy with the five, appreciate you.
Rank these games released during the lockdown that you can change.
This game literally took over the world for like a year.
year. Do y'all remember this dude? Dude, this game literally like had the world in a chokehold.
It did. It's just, I can't, I'm sorry, look, I'm sorry, but I can't rank it high. I can't.
Yo Zomer with the five, appreciate you. If you ever want to discover how dumb your friends
are and how insuffable they are, play this with your group of friends. I promise you
gonna be friends with him much longer. I'm gonna go like eight. I'm not gonna lie. I've never played
it, but it looks good. I'm gonna go like six though. Uh, ten. Get this off my screen. Whatever's
high, whatever's the lowest, that's not eight then. So this is the games people been meming about
telling me to play for like two straight years. I didn't even think it was real. I don't know
where to put this, but it's going low. Warzone was like the biggest game on the planet for a
a little bit now it's just a joke it's just a joke now somebody rank the
solar system this is my specialty I'm an astrophysicist let's go already know
what to do oh I thought we were ranking individual solar systems not the
stuff within our own solar system okay this changes everything okay let me
rank the solar system you already know what to do the sun I mean it's gonna be
way up there because we'd be pretty much dead without the sun you know what I
mean so I feel like the Sun goes in a solid number two chat we got to put the
sun at number two it's me I'm gonna like seven with Saturn
Venus is mid that's number one right there because chat look man
You're a glazer.
Did you really just say that?
Okay, Jumper might be three, not gonna lie.
Shout out on the keep it a stack,
which you, Jumper, might be going three here.
Y'all know something cool about Jumper,
and I said it a while back, you know,
that's not a solid, that's all like gas,
and if you like drove straight into that,
it'd be like translucent,
you'd be able to just drive straight through it.
Did y'all know that?
Mercury, that's the moon, Buster.
Five.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Eight.
I don't know where to put Mars, man.
I think Neptune is, dude, ain't Neptune just a giant ocean?
That's what Neptune is, right?
It's just a big old ocean.
Dude, bro, how deep do you think the ocean on Neptune is?
It's ice.
Okay, well, that's the same thing.
You can still be an ocean with ice.
By the way, by the way,
I love how we left out Pluto again.
We gotta start putting respect on Pluto, man.
Who?
Please!
I'll make a couple more.
Woo!
I'm putting new horses on the horse.
I'm running with my desk under a lid.
Because all the members tied it out of the seats.
I keep 100 racks inside the cramp.
I love you, dad.
The piece of glass.
Vanderbilt, Vanderbilt.
I'm always by your side.
I
Is this
bro chat stream ain't lagging bro lagging bro stop bro I'm at the move bro
dude if my internet goes out again tonight I'm literally gonna lose it dude
how bad did it lag on a scale of one to ten was it bad type baloney if we're
good now is it delayed chat everybody type baloney real quick oh man that took
like five seconds bro yeah that took like five seconds we might be cooked wait
Wait, do it again?
Hold on.
Okay, quit typing baloney, hold up.
Okay, stop typing baloney, we gotta do this again.
I gotta make sure it's synced up.
Let me refresh.
Stop typing baloney, stop.
We have to do this, we literally have to do this.
New word.
Okay, I got a new one.
Roast beef.
Oh, we're good.
Oh, we're good.
Oh, we're good, dude.
That was like that was like it. That was that was quick. Yeah. Chad, what's better roast beef or bologna?
Yo, Chad, we run the horror games. We are playing cards in tonight. Hopefully the internet doesn't go out.
Chad, I'm going to the game supernatural that we played a couple of days ago was pretty good.
I saw they had another game. It looked pretty good. We're going to run that.
Chad, you know what makes a good bologna sandwich? Hear me out right here.
I'm gonna put y'all on right here.
Well, listen, listen good and listen well.
Baloney sandwich with mustard and onions.
And when I say onions,
I mean the onions on the baloney
need to be literally just as thick or thicker
than the baloney itself.
Matter of fact, the way the prime,
prime, just stop, shut up, loser.
The prime bologna sandwich.
You get thick sliced bologna
and you get two on one sandwich
and you get a big old piece of onion
and then a whole bunch of mustard.
Yo, Bay Bear with the five as well,
appreciate you.
Disgusting.
Hey, I don't know.
I don't know.
Yo, Tony Bologna with the five gift depreciates you.
I've never had bologna, it scares me.
What you mean it scares you?
What's you mean?
Bologna scares you?
What's you in the grocery store
you see a pack of bologna?
Ah!
Is that really what happens?
Is there a word for that?
It looks gross, it's not gross though,
it's literally good.
Matter of fact, I have eaten whole packs
of bologna with no bread.
I'll just sit there and get the pack of bologna,
cut it open and just sit there
and take the ring off of it
and just suck down slice after slice of straight bologna.
Matter of fact,
somebody looked up the world record bologna slice in an hour,
I could probably beat that.
Bologna's good.
Bologna's good, dude.
Play Sally face and you'll know I played Sally face.
Bologna good, Chad.
I don't care what nobody says.
Chad, you remember Super...
What is that called?
So you remember supernatural, now we got super normal.
Okay, okay, let me, okay, let me ask you all this then.
What's the best lunch meat you can get for a sandwich then?
Okay, I'm done.
Everybody's saying, hey, I'm done.
I'm about to cut the stream off.
Like, I might be cutting the stream off.
Like, I get so much heat and like, I get so much, yo.
I get so much, yo, ham they say, ham is the best.
Ham is the best.
I gotta get some water real quick before I start, hang on.
And you know what this is a perfect time to do
while I'm going to get water?
Yo, that's a crazy name.
Thank you for the five gifted.
I'm going to get some water.
Y'all vote on this.
And when I come back to see the result of this poll,
if I don't like it, I'm cutting the stream off
and I'll see y'all in a month.
Yeah, good stream.
I'll see y'all in December.
roast beef is in second place, I will forgive y'all.
Y'all I'm retiring.
Who wants my Twitch channel?
I'm done.
I'm done with y'all bro.
I'm done bro.
I have like, I have suffered through a lot of bad polls
with y'all, but the fact that not only did roast beef
not get second, y'all let baloney out place roast beef.
This has to be, this is the craziest thing
I've actually ever seen.
How do you let Bologna out place roast beef?
Are you actually joking right now?
No, you've never seen me this mad.
Yo, Armin with the five gift, I appreciate you.
Okay, it's fine.
Okay, okay, so roast beef is now
winning the one-on-one against Bologna.
So why didn't y'all do this before?
What am I gonna do with Chad?
What am I gonna do with Chad?
Yo, Armin with another TNW, Armin with another TN,
I appreciate you, Armin.
Turkey's better, Turkey's men.
Roast beef is better than turkey
in every single way possible.
There is quite literally nothing,
the best sandwich on the planet that you could ever eat
is a roast beef sandwich with Swiss cheese,
toasted bread and mayo and some ajou sauce.
That is quite literally the best sandwich
that you could ever eat in your life.
Yo, real deal with the five get the appreciate you period end of discussion
There's there's no other way around it yo killer clown with 50 gifted subs
Give me some W's for killer clown with the 50 get the appreciate that killer clown
What sauce the azu sauce you know the sauce that drips off the bottom of the meat after they cook it
It's like a salty sauce and you get the sandwich in it. Oh, man. It's good
Yo chat W killer clown with the 50 get the thrill. I appreciate that killer clown seriously. Thank you killer
Clown appreciate that. Thank you
Okay, so this game has voice recognition too, so that's not good for us. We're dead pretty much
Same devs as the game the other day Chad. It was pretty good. Yo shadow with the five as well. W shadow appreciate you
Let's go ultra on the graphics. Yep
uh-huh
Aha, before you start, ensure that the microphone is properly connected.
BLEEEEN!
Okay, let's go.
Again.
Thank you for coming so quickly.
You're welcome.
I just go back into the city.
And when I arrived here, I found blood all over the place.
I'm terrified for my daughter, Sofia.
Her passion was praying the piano.
And she's only 14 years old.
Please, you have to find out what happened to her and the way she is.
Mr. Sakimori, I understand how worried you must be.
Rest assured, I'll do everything in my power to find you.
And get to the bottom of this.
Shit, that's not the only mod I have.
So here is the situation of course, Wyatt.
Skolkjensman, I'm post a man of few years ago.
And since then, she's been staying alone in this apartment.
Most of the time, I have to travel frequently due to my work, and I haven't been able to spend as much time as I'd like.
She was a very shy guy, and I worried that our interbonded nature might have made our bond a little too something secret.
That ambient noise is louder than he is! I can barely hear him!
More information we have about some being that are our chances of love-hitting,
bringing friends, pointies, should I have spent time with Lisa.
Big smelly Toe Boy with the dumbest message of the day.
Didn't you already play this? I don't know. This is my first stream.
She didn't have many friends, to be honest.
We can't seem to skip on its own!
Begin your investigation by searching for clues.
okay sounds good the game's too loud oh is it I bet all right let's find us some
clue oh this is a nice house oh my goodness the lagging is absolutely
insane you can turn the lights on and off using the light switches okay yo
rakey with the fire appreciate you rakey not gonna lie it's a little bit
loud Chas a little bit loud you can't turn it down okay about right there um
This is an insanely, uh-oh, this is an insanely nice house.
I would live here.
Oh my goodness, W house.
Are you joking?
Look at this kitchen.
Oh, this is creepy.
Never mind.
I wouldn't live here, GT.
Yeah, I don't think there's any voice activation yet.
Ugh, somebody need to do the dishes.
Is that blood?
Move the camera.
Find a clue.
Hold down the zoom button.
Another set of dirty dishes with dry blood.
Trouble in the pattern emerges.
Dirty dishes with dry blood, okay?
So we might have some cannibal action going, Chad.
Ooh, something ain't right.
Use matches near the sink.
Someone was here recently.
You don't know that, man.
They could find out who.
And if they hold any information about the missing persons whereabouts.
Joe Reagan would another 10 get the W Reagan would another 10 get the Mr. If I could chime in real quick being a season detective myself, that's a lot being a season detective myself. If I could chime in real quick and just say, the matches could have been there for 10 years.
See no clues here. Okay, no clues
Chat do we dare go upstairs? It's pretty freaky in here. I'm not gonna lie, but you know what? Let's go upstairs
Let's turn all the lights on yes. Thank you. Okay. I'm here. Not like some
Floors creaking and stuff. I'm scared now. Let's go upstairs. I'm a closet boy
hands-to-muches
Sign of struggle
something more sinister?
Yo, Poncho with the 5W Poncho!
You do investigate further and find out what happened here.
Somebody took a dookie!
Bloody handprint on the sink.
That's no answer.
Oh, yes, you don't say.
Someone was hurt here.
Somebody was followed the trail.
Pieced together what transpired in this place.
Somebody was hurt here, Detective?
I couldn't tell by blood in multiple rooms of the house!
Detective of the year chat I mean what are we gonna say you know this voice
actor kind of sounds like what's his name he played Johnny Silverhand and
in cyberpunk 2077 what's his name Ashton Martin or something yeah Keanu
Reeves yep that dude that's what it kind of sounds like a little bit okay
we're going upstairs okay let's hope that the upstairs isn't too creepy you
You know what, Chad?
You know what?
It's not too creepy.
It's not too creepy.
Especially with the light on, okay.
Why is this door just been left open right here?
I'm not gonna lie.
I could see myself taking a nap in this room.
Could you see yourself napping in here, Chad?
Not a lot, I think.
And we have some strone about clothes.
I don't see anything too off-putting in this room.
Let's take the other rooms up here.
Is this time to light on anything?
Now it makes it completely dark.
Is the dryer on?
What was that?
A quit playing.
I'm hearing some no-
Is that a blicky?
I'm an unexpected sight.
Pissed.
In this case, raises serious concerns.
You can be cautious and determine its relevance to the missing person's investigation.
Oh, does it? Does it raise serious concerns? There's blood in the house!
Like, what?! What are the odds there's a body in this dryer-tack? Scale them one to ten.
A massive blood trail with a handprint on the laundry machine. Foul-smelling clothes.
Hey, what are you all talking about?
Sketch, what's the delay in what?
If I have time after this, I will devour?
Oh, never mind.
I'm good.
Worst game ever.
All right, so there's about a 100% chance
we're going to get jump scared right here.
So everybody prepare yourself.
Devour sucks.
Thank you.
Chats, I have one of Devour sucks.
I don't know stuff about that game.
It's just in your ear 24-7.
Play Detroit become human sometime.
Dude, I thought about doing another play
Wait, was there a broken mirror here before?
Okay, I don't see anything else concerning- okay, let's go spark up a strainer, please.
Not now.
What you mean not now?
How you gonna tell me not now, sir?
Hold on, chat, what's better, Detroit will become human or a jailed-on.
Okay, there's a whole bunch of lines right there.
A pointer for the Luigi boy.
Right here.
On everything I- on everything I love he just sent me-
I'm intrigued to the case.
Oh, everything I love, he just said Luigi board.
Did y'all hear that?
He said Luigi board.
OK, so I just heard a demonic whispering up in my ear.
And I don't like people whispering in my ear
unless it's Chris Redfield.
We have another broken mirror right here.
So I said, don't look at the piano.
I'm going to go look at the piano real quick.
There is some blood on G7.
Bloody hand prints in a hole where Sophia loved playing piano.
Sends shivers down my spine.
Buddy, that didn't send shivers down your spine.
She was in danger.
Within these walls?
I must find out.
This crime scene tells a chilling tale.
It's getting more and more concerning as we go.
I'm seeing more and more evidence
of death and destruction, okay?
And I don't like death and destruction.
Humble papers.
discarded like they hold no value. But in this investigation, every detail counts. I'll
unfold their secrets no matter how small.
Ha ha! Get it? Because it's a crumbled piece of paper and he said I'll unfold their secrets?
Ha ha ha ha! Get it? Crumbled paper unfold? Now you know what? Y'all ain't gonna sit
here and tell me that wasn't a good one. Y'all can type docs all you want to and
joke all you want to. You're not going to sit here and tell me that wasn't a good one.
I don't care. I'm staying at 10 toes on that one. That was a good one. Don't play with
me. That was actually a good one. All these people that are typing dots or laughing in
secret right now, they're just, they're trying to act cool like they ain't laughing. Like
you're being around somebody you don't like and for some reason they said something
funny, you're doing your best not to laugh at it because you hate them. It's one of
them situations. Or ain't nothing worse than somebody you don't like telling a funny
joke. There's nothing worse than that. Okay, what else are we looking for here?
I have other things to do. Yeah, what else do we got to do?
Gotta get back to it. Okay, let's go back upstairs and we are 100%
getting jump scared here. But the thing is, they wouldn't let me look at them.
Okay, this is so loud and we're on 66%. The phone's just off the hook.
W detective is anybody in here right now for this house to be modern Chad what do you think this house is
2006 something like that for this house to be so modern it sure does have a lot of like creaking noises
This is like a 2006 model house right here. Was that some peels keys?
Don't dox them. I'm expecting me finding the plethora
You're a billy.
So how you gonna docile like that?
This raises questions about the family's mental state.
We need to examine these closely, understand their significance.
Examine them closely?
Chad, what does this peel do right here?
What does this do?
We got any doctors in here?
Okay, we have.
See, he said we need to study these peels.
I don't understand what the peels...
Don't tell me.
What does bee heeks and all do?
It's an anti-inflammatory. So somebody had some back pain or something. I was like,
you know what? I need some de-heat some all because my back hurt. But how does that
like translate to anything like sinister? It's for diabetes. Nope. Rectal use only.
What does that mean? Okay, I haven't really noticed anything. I mean, this is
about the creepiest thing in the house right here. Oh, okay. Never mind. Okay.
I see what it means. Did it actually say that on the box? No, man. Okay, what if we not investigate it?
There's no way it actually said rectal use only on the box. No way. It did. No shot. Hold on.
Hold up, pal. That reminds me of them on. Okay, look, air mop, bro. All right. So this was
I don't know, it was, I don't even want to say it, bro, not a whole lot.
Dude, we got an investigation.
All right, bro, I don't even know when this was, but dude, I went to the bathroom one day, bro.
You know, you know what I mean?
Went to the bathroom, my stomach hurt real bad, bro.
You know, I looked back, y'all see some blood action in there.
Like, oh, I'm gonna die.
You know, I wasn't thinking that, like, before I had ate,
like, a whole bag of flaming hot Cheetos and a whole gallon
of, like, Hawaiian punch.
So I thought it was great blood, actually.
And you know, I was like, I'm going to die.
So I went to the doctor.
You know, I had to pee in a cup or whatever it was.
She was like, everything looks normal.
Then she came in there with two long gloves.
She walked in the room with two long gloves, bro, in like a towel or something.
And I was like, no, ma'am. I think I'm okay.
I really almost, I was this close. My mom was there, too.
I was this close to passing out, bro.
Because I thought she was, bro, I was like, she was this close.
And I was like, ma'am, can I not do this, please?
She was like, yeah. I'm like, okay, thank you.
Bloody hand prints. I missed the piano loving environment.
I'm settling to think what might have happened to Sophia.
I'll leave no stone unturned in my search for answers.
Now this is not good medical advice, but I didn't care what was wrong with me.
I was prepared to die instead of doing that.
Because I was gonna die instead of do that. I didn't care.
There's literally no way.
She came there with two long gloves casual just walked in there like she
already I'm like no man I'm good can I go home if I die I die I would rather die
than go through with this right here. Can I pick up the phone? Phone is ringing but
it appears that I cannot pick up the phone. Picks up phone. Can you pick it up?
Pick it up now!
It works best when the lights are off in the specific room where you want to use the camera.
You can't turn the lights on.
I bring you careful with reviewing the footage.
It's essential not to miss any meters.
I hope this information helps you in search for Sofia.
If you find anything, no matter how insignificant it may seem, please let me know immediately.
I'm counting on you to bring my daughter back to be safe and sound.
Thank you for your dedication, wireman.
Shut up loser. Oh, GG. That's not a good sign. You know, Mr.
Sage with the five gig depreciates you. Chad, I just got
a $2,000 card OMG. You just got scammed and your information
is being sold to somebody right now. I hope you know that
bro's good bro is good bro. Okay, so he said that there's
security cameras in the apartment and that if we
turn the light off in this specific room that we want to
look at that it would be better so we can see on night vision so you know we're
gonna you know when you do real quick chat let's go ahead and go upstairs turn
all the lights off and look at the cams GG we're dead we're dead oh yeah that's
scary I care dude I thought that when I grew up I'd be
unscared of the dark I'll be scared of the dark forever bro there's something
about the dark, that's just scary dude.
Okay, all the lights off are up here.
Wait, what did I just say?
All the lights are off up here.
We're cooked, buddy.
All right, check-hams, switch cameras, yep.
Is that us?
Yeah, what is that hair cut, dude?
Hey.
Okay, let's just look upstairs.
What's happening?
Why are you reaching for the...
Chat, we're going up there.
I don't know why the ghost is pointing at the light,
but we're going up there to turn it on, I guess.
Let me try to reason with it.
I'm coming up here to turn on the light. Please don't kill me.
We're gonna walk into this room. We're gonna get jump-scared.
I'm calling it now.
Okay, there was surprisingly no jump-scared in here. We're good.
Okay, I turned the light off. I'm gonna go back downstairs now. Please don't kill me. I'm friend
Are you eating someone? Hey, please don't hey, how you doing?
Please don't out this house. Let's get up out of here. Oh, no
See, I can't what did that chat? I was looking at the chat. What did it just say across the screen?
What was that you can communicate now? Okay?
Hey, how are you? I guess I said what happened
What happened? Are you dead? Are you a ghost? Bro, what is going on? Are you friendly? Listen to me,
after Taco Bell. I'm coming downstairs. So, Chad, I know y'all aren't gonna want to hear this right now,
but it's just something that we're probably gonna have to do. We're gonna have to cut
off every light in the house, okay? Trust me, I don't want to do it either. But I think we
got to because we have to use the night vision to see the ghost. Okay, so we'll put off all
the lights. We're fine. We've chat. We've been through this before everything is okay.
This is nothing for us. Everybody calm down, relax. You know what? I'm kind of vibing
a little bit. Oh my goodness. Speaking of turning lights off, y'all know the best
light in the kitchen to keep on 24 seven. The light under the vennahood keeps it
such a vibe in the kitchen it stays on 24 seven all the other lights can be off
of that light being on such a mind it gives off the perfect amount of light
it's just comforting do light under the benefit of it go did if you don't do you
know what should I ask what happened what happened I just peeped that weeds you
ward up there please tell me how do you turn the lights off in this room
let's go check cams real quick everything's fine we're good you'll see me
with the thousand bits. Aks love watching your streams. Could you say what's up, Curtis?
Yo, what's good, Curtis? Yo, what's good, Kurt? Also, there's a new 60 seconds glitch.
What's the glitch? Appreciate you, Curtis. I'm joking, man. Appreciate you, Curtis.
You know what? Curtis is actually not a bad name. Wait, I didn't turn the light
off there. Did I really not do that? Yeah, there's the light switch right there.
darkness. Oh, yeah, that's way worse in here now. Wow. Alright,
let's check cams. I'm scared. That lights still on, but I
think that's like a like a light that stays all the time. I
don't know, because I'll see no switch cams. Lock in find
email. What is the I don't know the username and password.
Should we go up there to that room? I'm gonna walk up
there chat. I'm going just ask you're right. What's what's
the username and password to your email account. Can you please tell me the username and password
to the email account? Happened? I don't know what you mean. What's that paying noise?
Quit playing. Hey, I know. Oh, that was the piano. Yo, MJ with the 5WMJ. Okay, let's
go look at the piano. What's your favorite song to play on the piano? Me personally,
I messed with that Leonardo da Vinci or whatever his name was. Please don't kill
me. I don't see nothing on the piano. Oh, he was a painter. Oh, dude, I don't know Mozart or something.
Room door was open. To me again, the guy that's walking around your house that you're dead inside of.
If you could give me a hint on where the username and password is for that email account.
Oh, okay. She said go away. I'm gonna follow you. How did you, how did you step like that? I know that
her. How did she do a half step? That's crazy. Look at that. Please don't turn that light off.
Take him. I turned it off. Thank you. Let's let's just get on the camps.
Yeah, let's just get on the camps chat. The second paranormal clue to the email was found.
Oh, yo chat. Remember that one ma. Okay. Remember that right there. One ma.
I don't know what that's the part of the user name or the password
Let's check. Let's check the other rooms
Please no jump scare. I'm begging you. Please no jump scare. That's us. He's vibing. That's us
That's us again. He's still vibing. Please run ads. I'm scared. I'm not real sure what we're supposed to do now
Okay, let's go look around real quick. Hey, do you mind giving me a hint?
1am your goofy buddy it says 1ma how am I goofy for reading it murder the
password is murder imagine you think the user name is 1ma in the passwords
murder that's stuck on my screen oh no the wake-up stairs did you just tell
Call me a disappointment.
What do you want?
I want...
You want revenge?
I want to find out what happened to you.
I'm friendly.
Do you tell me what happened?
Yo, Sikuta's booty juice.
You are not the thinker, okay?
Sikuta's booty juice is like,
oh, murder, disappointment.
It's the password.
Yo, chat, we need this password.
let's go back upstairs 2009 as the user is it really was she trying to tell me
chat was she trying to kill me you know I feel like we should do I feel like
let's go look at the cameras again let's go look at the cameras again it is so
dark oh my goodness I'm friendly please don't kill me are you okay what
Hey stop stop stop stop keep going to the default or you watch this EJK is the
password mark 2009 is the password you just said two things with a password
watch this I'm asking who killed you like Wendy's what if I don't want to go
away cams lock in playing as that one guy from the prison sequence of
Outlast coming upstairs. I'm friendly
Please don't kill me. I'm here to help me switch this off. Let's go back and look at the camera. Okay. That's what we're doing here
The TV said I missed it
Yo, can you put that up on the TV again? I missed it never mind
Say please hey why you want me to be nice to a demon creature who's been trying to kill me?
two fork it's actually gonna be mark 2009 no way oh wait okay that was some
loud you know that was some loud thunder hold up okay so we have a I hear
footsteps shall we have one ma to RK RKO or Randy Orton now I'm done mark
I mean, no sense, Chad.
You know what?
Let's walk back upstairs real quick.
Gigi, we're dead.
I'm gonna come back upstairs now, okay?
Thank you.
You know, I really appreciate you helping me
with the password and stuff
because I would not be able to figure out
even though I'm streaming right now.
You ever heard of streaming?
But anyway, my Chad's telling me the password
but I really appreciate you for helping me.
Thank you.
Yo, that is so creepy.
That is so insanely creepy.
Please never show me this again.
That is...
Oh, thank you Beyonce.
You know what's going on, I'm scared.
Stop, no, I'm here to help you.
I'm friendly.
Friendly!
Let's go check them cams again.
I didn't know my mic was on.
And I was here.
What's that noise?
What's that noise?
Friendly.
Friendly.
Are you here?
What is your name?
Are you Friendly?
Hello?
Thank you.
Cycling through all the NPC questions you ask in phasmo because I don't know what else to do
Let's shake these cams against that lock in it appears. It's leading me to the kids
Oh, y'all y'all would be the first person to say, oh, of course
Buddy I'm being led to the kids use the password and username. We're telling you to that's gonna ruin the game though
Let's go. Let's turn this line off chat. Let's get it turned off
It's like when situations were like, yeah, I've ordered a salad but they dropped me off a 20 piece large round, you know what I mean?
Okay, I'm going to, I'm going to look at, what was that, I'll see that shadow, oh no, did you see that?
Goodness, it's March 2009.
Okay, so I'm assuming, username, you think that's all caps?
Thank you for the bless you, appreciate you, thank you.
You think that's all caps?
shadow no 2009 all right let's go walk around the house a little bit more
chat and see what happens we're probably gonna get cooked remember mark I'm here
to help I'm here to help you I'm coming up the stairs now don't kill me
friendly go to the kids and I bet let's go to the kitchen
Stop, please stop!
Password, can you give me hint?
Just wanted to remind you one more time real quick
in case you didn't know by now I am friendly.
Thank you.
What do you want?
I want to, as I was saying,
before you knocked me out cold for the third time,
I am here to help you.
Do you understand?
Why's that light blinking?
Just stop talking to me.
Let's go check the camp,
figure out who keeps you,
and you'll be rude to me.
Okay the TV said something disgusting should we just go to the the toilet then what was that what are you doing right now?
What do you mean by this it's the crew how much do you think this house costs is this like a two million dollar house okay let's check the uh let's check the camera in the bathroom
Chattner's the ass on the mirror. Do you see the ass? Don't kill me. I'm friendly.
I remember ass. Look right here. You see this right here on this mirror? You should
stop what you're doing. I've had enough. That's what I do. I stand on business. You
see that? That's what I do. I stand on business. Did you see that? I stand on
Business did she throw me outside did she throw me outside? Did you see?
Can you please stop beating me up? I am trying to figure out who killed you
But I'm gonna keep an absolute stack with you. I have no idea there was a life's worth right here
And the second key
So the fifth letter in the password is key
Just see that what did I just pull up?
what do you want? Okay, one s, one s. Okay, let's check amps. Can you help? I'm not looking
behind me. Might as well go away. Yep, go away. Actually, where did you see that? It was the
TV say justice flickering lock in, coming upstairs. Go away. I do keep myself. Are
Are you friendly?
S? W? Okay.
Music sucks, do not!
Yo, I'm getting more scared.
Why is there a light on in here?
No, you don't want me to get the weed,
you don't want me to get the weed anymore, do you?
We're on the shelf.
This case just had an unexpected turn to the mysterious.
All the good spores do this.
Oh, it just now took him
but I turned it to the mysterious?
And turned connections to the misimperson.
Oh, it just now?
It just now took a turn.
Okay.
Okay.
Why does one of these types of sweaty men in the chat?
Let's go ahead and look real quick.
Check out, flickering.
It appears to be, is it the same light?
Let's go check it out.
I said, go away.
That's what I thought, idiot.
Chat, look, all you gotta do is stay in on business.
That's all you gotta do.
It's like a spider situation.
The spider, they say the spider's more scared
of the you than you are of it.
The ghost is more scared of me than I am of it.
And you all see that?
So we have SW, chat that's a D, that's not a P.
That is a P, I'm sorry.
We have SW, go away.
No, go away, go away.
You know y'all know the drill check games flickering in the same room as us right now. It's
SWE
Blank
P S W E blank TV
Somebody said sweet
Just because we these y'all know what the most one of the most disgusting things ever created was
was peas. Peas are absolutely disgusting. And you want to know what else that's similar
to peas that's absolutely disgusting? Beans are absolutely disgusting. Oh so y'all are
cool with me saying peas are gross but beans is too far. Oh we got a light flickering
right here. I repeat we have a light flickering right here. Okay I didn't know there was
lights here okay seventh letter is jay chat now you know what beans are good
what's those beans that are kind of sweet a little bit than baked beans is
that what they are them pains good I'm not gonna I think beans are good I mess
with some I mess with some baked beans baked beans are pretty good they ain't
bad every other kind of like no like refried beans are okay like with a
Marino was talking, but I
What's up with the music chat I hate to say it, but I think we have to go walk around the house
Okay, let's go. I hear a light. I think it's upstairs. Let's go upstairs. Yeah, let's hurry up and get out of this house
Go away
That's words chatters are one more. She's dead already
How you gonna say help her once you've been beat me up for like for like an hour?
Hey, I'm helping you hear a light. I thought I just heard a light.
Chat, what are the odds that the body's in that dryer? You think so? She might be
in that dryer. You hear a light? You hear that light?
Sly. Sly. Okay, yeah, it's in here. This might be the last one.
It's sweet JP K. It's sweet JP K
Please look behind you. Please go away. I didn't let me say it
So chat can't believe it the start of the game. So I said mark 2009
mark
2009
sweet
JP K but me being the good gamer that I am we went on ahead and we discovered it ourself
I'm actually dyslexic. I actually am I think I actually do I've noticed so much like a
Dude, I keep noticing that I'll read something and type it or like to say it completely different GG bro
JK
It's not an s. It's the number two. Oh is it? Oh
Is it I can guarantee you it's not your band all caps?
Yeah, just to confirm it's PJK right caps for everything. All right, let's go all caps for everything. We got mark
2009 and we got sweet PJK that has to work
Wait, I thought you said it was a number two and not the S. Where'd you go?
And I know who said it to one of my one of my former stream my one of my former
shooters in
And fall guy said it to you. You're supposed to be on my team. You're one of my shooters
Why you give it false information?
Rachel main hiya mark. I know right
This app is like magic
Tee hee baby come on
Hey Rachel who is Rachel? I know right this app is like magic
Tee-hee, I'm bouncing with joy. You're totally right, Rachel. It's like we found a hidden treasure or something.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Me personally, I'm going strawberry, close second.
We're probably like butter pecan or vanilla. Maybe cookies and cream up in there too, my whole mom.
Oh, tough question. I can't just pick one, but I'd say chocolate sprinkles and marshmallows, yum.
I agree. Ice cream rocks.
This dude is a loser! Ha ha! I agree ice cream rocks! Like dude, just stop!
I'm a cookies and cream fan, but I like trying all flavors. We should have an ice cream party some day.
Yes, ice cream party with all the toppings. It's gonna be the bestest party ever. I just...
Who are these people? Who are these people talking to?
Yo, Rachel with the five. Thank you. W. Rachel.
Woohoo, and hey, I saw your profile that you love animals me too. What's your favorite furry friend?
Animals are the cutest. I adore puppies. Okay
Puppies are adorable indeed. I'm a big fan of kittens too. KIDDY!
They're so playful and
You know, Mr. Snuggle45, appreciate you. This is the future of gaming. Hello?
Hello?
Mr. Masato Sakamoto, I'm sorry to inform you that you missed another appointment for
your new medication.
I've been trying to reach you, but you haven't responded to any of my calls.
I'm going increasingly concerned about your mental well-being, especially considering
your history of mental illness.
It's crucial for you to follow your prescribed medication regimen, as it significantly
affects your stability.
Please, Mr. Sakamoto, get in touch with me as soon as possible.
It's essential that we...
Is the dad dead now?
...and get your back on track with your treatment.
Thank you, and I hope to hear from you soon.
Take care.
The dad is the villain?
There's no way that would make sense, because the dad is the one who sent us here to figure it out.
Why would he do that if he's the one that did it?
That'll make no sense.
Serious? You're gonna make me re-enter?
Uh, ice cream party, yep.
Uh-huh.
Kittens, yep.
Totally it's like destiny brought us together. I feel like we're characters from a magical story book
We just leaked this phone number two by the way you see that
Okay, so Mark and Rachel. I don't know what's going on here
Okay
They there's a start a fairytale together and he gave them a number
Chloe James
Did you like them?
Did you like them?
dude that's my favorite man did you like them bro I'm sorry man do that dude
dude like bad grammar and writing is like so funny I'm sorry okay it's Mark
and Chloe again hey Chloe I just wanted to say I really like the selfies you
see me you look so whoa wait who is Chloe now who's wait someone who's
Chloe just making sure oh thanks Mark I'm glad you liked him I was a
a little nervous in them, but you made me feel more confident.
Are you kidding?
You're naturally photogenic these selfies are a glimpse of
how duty is so cringe, reading like people's like messages.
It's like, oh my goodness, dude.
Yo, I just subbed with the five gift appreciation.
Oh my goodness, who is this Mark guy?
Is Mark the dad?
Oh my goodness, what's going on?
What now?
I'm not reading that out loud! No! Oh my no!
Do I look at the camps?
Oh, what is that?
A chat? What is that?
Is that door open?
Let's go upstairs.
Let's just go upstairs. I feel like that's what we need to do now.
I'm coming upstairs!
I'm coming upstairs! Please don't kill me!
Who is that?
No way that's the end.
Don't you dare!
In the chilling desolate apartment,
the cold body of Detective Wyatt lay lifeless,
The seasoned investigator ruthlessly silenced, forever steeled by the very man he had been closing in on.
You gotta be kidding me.
By its relentless pursuit of truth, determination to unravel the grim secrets held within these walls
had brought him face to face with a darker reality than he could have imagined.
The horrifying truth was clear, Mr. Sakamoto, Sophie's father had been the...it was him.
Oh my goodness, it was him the whole time and he was on the, he was on the computer under the name Mark and he was bringing, and he was killing him.
Hey man, you could have just let us like, like in the very end there pull out a blicky real quick and just, you know what I mean?
There ain't no way.
But the revelation that came to late Wyatt's discovery cut short by a brutal end when his body was found at the scene
The once bustling apartment was now in eerie silence. Mr. Sakamoto was nowhere to be seen there
No way they did not catch this
Yo good game bad ending you got the bad ending. What do you mean? You're telling me there's multiple endings
No way. There's multiple
Chad did I sell? What did I do wrong though? There's none I did wrong. I did wrong!
Oh this is a sneak peek of that game we played the other day.
This fucking time. Yeah.
That was a good game too. That was a good game too. Not gonna lie Chad.
This is not what the game looked like but okay. But it was good.
W game though. Hey, W game. Chat. We all know last night, sadly, our time got cut short on day three.
Let's lock in. Day three of a new business. Let's go. Let's go.
There's, I might just say L wallpaper. What did you just say? You better have said W wallpaper.
chat day three at cases toward cavern can we save the business lock in chat
in seven months I will be in the best shape of my life I will do a stream at
nothing but underwear lock in chat let's go lock in let's see if we can't save
this business we were in the middle of a shift last night when the screen
crashed hurry up dude buddy buddy I will literally sit here for two hours and
just look at this home screen the only two times that you have tied today has
been hurry up man and hurry up dude you are lucky I am not instantaneously
removing you from this chat and you've been subbed for nine months like are
you kidding me and I just sell yo king cracking with the fight get the
wait what is my card in here don't you dare come up in here stank it oh my
goodness that's Kurt our best customer you could come up in here stank and all
you won't do okay our $700 card is still on the shelf thank you for the five
gifted with the five gifted thank you for the five gifted
Kurt I know you want that Kurt I know you got money I know you want that $700
card Kurt you should know better than to come up in here stank and can I
I sell a half used can y'all do a welcome to cases card cavern
appreciate you for stopping in here about exact change.
Thank you so much to have yourself tonight.
Okay. Thank you.
This better be a $10 card.
You know what?
Yeah, cool with that $7.
Yes, sir.
Have a beautiful night.
Appreciate you, sir.
What I was about to be so mad that this dude came in here.
It lagged.
Do my heart just dropped?
Are you serious?
The fee is too high.
There was still give me one second.
So I'm sure y'all are still complaining about the fee on the table.
We literally off the fee $1.
I guess we got it.
I guess we got to knock the fee back down to $8 an hour.
I don't understand.
I mean, I guess we can't am I not allowed to make money out here?
Y'all just want to use this place for free.
Oh, three bucks for that.
It's fair though.
You gonna complain about their prices, but you're gonna...
I thought he bought it.
Dude, I thought he bought it, man.
I was about to start crying.
But anyway, sir, you came here and bought one pack,
but I am gonna let you slide,
because you somehow balanced it like this.
You know what?
I appreciate you for stopping with it, sir.
Six dollars.
Have a blessed night.
Thank you.
How you doing, Kurt?
You know them albums sold like crazy.
There ain't no way you only drop in ten bucks, dude.
Have a good one.
I appreciate you, Kurt.
All right, we got a couple regular packs.
You need the 10 cents.
You need the 10 cents that bad.
Dying machine, bro.
Have a good one right here.
How you doing, Walter?
Appreciate you for stopping with us.
That'll be $10 and 60 cents.
Uh-huh.
Have a good one, sir.
Appreciate you.
Okay, we've gone off the business as of here.
Like, why is nobody buying anything?
What is happening, Chad?
I'm about to start panicking.
We gotta restock the boxes, dude.
Look at this nerd just came in here didn't even buy none he just started playing the business is over. This is got a full suit on.
Hey, sir, you see this card over here?
Yes, sir, $700 exclusive.
You see this one?
Nobody's ever going to buy this card.
And we got it's to sir. Don't leave sir. Don't leave sir.
You just ran off a customer of mine. Are you?
Are you kidding? You just work. Sir, sir, sir, I handled it, please. Sir, just come back. I had, you ain't gonna come back.
It's too smelly. I handled it as soon as you left. You still gonna leave. What is wrong with you?
And then you just gonna leave after you've stumped up the whole place. Oh my goodness, bro.
Oh no, we gotta up these prices. There ain't no way you got all that for $64.
They're just ain't no way!
Have a good one, I'll cut you back, what'd you get?
I'll cut you back, I'll cut you back, what happened to the first time you came in here
and now you ask it for 30 cents back?
You know what, have 40 cents if you needed that back?
I mean, come on man, like...
Ma'am, ma'am, I know you wanted it, ma'am, please!
Sir, you want that card?
So she's, so she's gonna walk in here and look at the $7 card and then leave.
Call the police.
Ma'am, is this a stakeout?
Are you staking this place out for a robbery?
Why did you just come look at my most expensive card and walk out nonchalant?
Are you staking this place out for a robbery?
Ma'am, I will remember your face.
I will.
Got her face.
If something happens, I know who we're calling.
But I gotta restock.
I'm getting for $260.
There we go, Chad.
I had to.
chat rent isn't do yet relax can y'all quit reminding me to pay rent y'all
have to like paying the rent they don't have to come put my lights off before I
pay this rent do you understand me chat nobody's gonna buy that card should I
lower the price on that card what's on y'all nine reviews are still good look
where it's dropping chat it's dropping it fell off it's over business is
Let's cook.
Okay.
What else?
Why are still customers coming?
Hey, ladies and gentlemen, we're closing one out.
You're coming to get one pack.
See, look at this dude.
At least he bought a few packs.
You know what I mean?
Like, God, Lee, is it that hard to just buy some packs?
$36.30.
I appreciate you for shopping here, sir.
Thank you so much.
Chad, nobody's going to buy this.
Stop making people wait eight years to check out.
Yo, Laney, I'll have people sitting in here all day.
You understand me this is my business make it 670 chat. You want to drop this to 670?
I'm keeping it bros months if they want this card bad enough. They'll pay the extra 20 bucks. I'm leaving it
Don't care. Yo, can y'all hurry up? Well, you just do thank you. Look at your state
You're gonna be a stank up the place just to leave you any by none get up out of here man. I'm stressed
What better way to deal with it do 90 already profitable 225 already profitable
for now. Y'all can say ale gambler or whatever, but y'all gotta realize chat has given us a
$700 card to sell, right? Okay, let's see how bad the shift was. Should we restock anything
real quick? Hold on. Chad, do we take the deodorant off and then put more rare packs
right here? What are we thinking? Open more? Chad, I can't keep opening these packs
We're losing money doing it.
I'm never doing this.
Y'all are never going to talk.
We're literally going to seek this business opening packs.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
We're going under.
Profitable.
Profitable.
Absolutely worth.
Absolutely worth.
What are you worth, baby?
Chad, no gamble, man.
We got to realize this really isn't a gamble,
because this is all product that we will put back
into the business, you know what I mean?
This isn't even like gambling,
where you're just throwing it away.
Profitable, gold edition metanite.
Zorb.
Gold edition pixie.
It is literally worth, worth.
Dude, come on, we're saved.
The business, oh my goodness, the burp pig.
$4.36, are you joking?
This is the best thing I've ever done.
We should have kept a $3 car.
Right there, everything.
All I see is broader signs, chat.
Money on money, dude.
Best decision ever.
We would have lost money if we didn't do this.
We have opened like, this might be the seventh pack.
And I think like, how much money have we made?
This is straight profit.
Oh my goodness, pack of the year.
People keep saying to buy another table, chat.
Should we do that?
Blurs, man.
Two scunnered.
Have new cards, wait, you're right.
We diversitize our portfolio here.
We can't buy this, so we gotta be shop level eight
to buy that.
So once we hit shop level eight,
we're gonna start selling these, Chad, okay?
So let's order more rarepads right here.
Let's order three.
And then the reason I'm ordering three
is because we're gonna use two of them for stock
and I'm gonna keep one for myself.
So look, this one, okay, look, we're gonna use the rest
of this one for stock, right?
And also, we're gonna use this one for stock too, okay?
Hire somebody.
Hey, Buster, look at the top right-hand corner
of my screen right now and see that it says $334.86.
I can barely afford lunch tomorrow
and you're telling me to hire somebody.
Buddy, we can't hire nobody right now.
We ain't even, we ain't even, dude.
This business ain't even off the ground yet.
Okay, now look, see this third box right here,
check, see this, this is my box, this is my box.
Who's going to throw it?
People right there behind the counter,
like every now and then, you know,
people like in here shopping, I'm just going to open a few.
A.W. Plates, hey rent.
Rent is not due for three work hood, by the way.
We're not going to be able to make rent, it's over.
Let me restock up on the regular packs real quick,
and we're gonna start our next shift.
Just pay it now, dude.
Dude, how are you gonna pay it now
when there's no money in my bank account to pay?
Bro, pay it as soon as you can.
No, I refuse!
There was a few extra packs.
Yo, Crab Daddy with the five,
appreciate you, Sun Fork.
That's also the regular pack!
Let's go!
All I see is profit, dude.
That's all I see is profit.
We gotta open up shop.
We're going out of business.
You're kidding.
EEEEH! MONEY!
Chat, look, cases, car and caverns are not to pop up.
Cases, car and cavern.
Chat, three, triple C, three words.
One pack at a time, one sale at a time!
This business will be profitable!
This was out of a regular pack.
Regular!
Oh my goodness, money, call, hey, what's up?
Yo! We lost the business, GG.
Yeah, I'm still in the business who owns it.
Never mind.
We'll save.
We're literally the next Walmart.
Let's go ahead and put this big boy card up here.
Should we put it right beside the other big boy card?
So we have back to that big boy card.
I feel like we should look at this thing.
$33, dude.
That's market.
So let's hit it with market action.
Let's hit it with plus 20 and then the round.
40 bucks.
cool with that? Let's do that. W card chat. Look, these singles, I'm telling you. I know people
was like, oh man, we're wasting product by putting these singles out here. You gotta realize that
one big single is the reason that we're in this position. Let's see our profit. Hey,
scaring money don't make money. Yo, David with 10,000 bits. Hold on. I think we got some business
advice from David. Let's hear him. Hey, y'all gonna have to wait a minute about to open up.
You know what? Y'all go ahead come in.
Y'all go ahead come in the case of car cabin.
We're open.
Hope you enjoy your shopping experience, sir.
Thank you.
Yo, David.
Jack, quit calling me a scalper, dude.
Hey, case a few pointers.
If I may, how polite, David.
It helps if you only go 10% your band.
Band, David.
Don't disrespect me and say I'm only
going to sell my cards for 10% above market.
Excuse me, David.
Let me read the rest of it real quick.
If you only go 10% above market and round things,
it will sell better.
Also, every day I buy a box or two of each pack just to open.
This would usually more than pay for itself
and allow me to expand quicker, hopes this.
You know what?
Thank you, David, but I'm never listening to your advice.
Because how dare you undermine my business
with what you just said?
No, I'm kidding.
But I don't know about the chat.
You think we should just do plus 10%?
Hey, sir, how you doing?
Thank you for the box.
That's gonna be 2686.
2686, have yourself a beautiful.
Kurt, why did you come up in here staking again?
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, open my little box.
I still need to get it up.
I might as well open it while I pick it up.
Look at that, dollar 26, dollar 287.
That's worth it.
That's worth hang on you're scaring my customers away dude. Do you under you were selling this half full spray bottle?
Dude some losers gonna buy this they're gonna be mad when they get
Yeah, okay hold up
Okay, how you doing?
Okay, we got some regular packs. Appreciate that dude. These are too cheap. You wait just a second. Oh, yeah
We're not charging on them. Yeah, that's four dollars from now on. You got me messed up
Did you just walk behind my counter sir? Can you not?
Alright sir, that price applies to your order by the way, um, just saying, okay, 690, I'm
doing something right.
It's for the price is changed on the cards you have displayed and the items on the shelves
check them every day. Okay, thank you. Yeah, whoa, yeah.
So that's going to be, oh my goodness, 60, 48 dollar order.
Thank you so much. Have yourself a good rest of your day, sir.
You the rare packs are flying off the shelves now you just, you gonna pay with a hunter?
Is that all I am is a place to break a hunter for you man?
Is that it?
That's all I am is a place to break, oh man the gas station won't take my hunter neither
were the dollars to her.
I know case, I know case this car cabin will take it, forgets you Kurt, $46.
You do, you're that dude that scared me at one time, don't think I forgot.
You gonna come in and get, get three regular packs and you gonna pay with a car.
Man come on.
How the fuck are you guys supposed to be fisting me up in here?
I'm trying to make a living for my family, and you come up in here and you pre-emise will spit in my face, rather than buy one pack.
Okay, that's pretty heavy, huh?