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Cheers. What's good? We was good. Rob was good. Chat. What's good? Latees and Jim was good. Adam was good. Mom was good. Chat up.
Latees and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again. How we do those good locks?
Gray hoodie. Gray hoodie. Yo, dark wolf, let it crust.
we have. Dude, look, I'm not this red. Why does it make me look so red? Dude, I'm not
actually that red chat. Do you believe me? Yo, W subbers for real. Thank you. Chat, what
y'all do today, man? Chat, what y'all do today? You look like an apple. School. Look,
who's early and you know me, dude. Yo, Otaku gravity, curry, appreciate you. Don't chubby
Heather. Thank you. Bought a new car. What'd you get? Chat? What do you think the best
brand of vehicle is? It's got to be like Toyota, right? Your Wolf with the five gifted
W Wolf with the five gifted appreciate you Wolf. Best brand of car got to be like
Toyota right gotta be Honda this dude just said boogati bro ain't nobody out
here driving a boogati man chat type one if you drive a boogati bro y'all such
liars dude ain't nobody in here got a boogati man dude ain't nobody in here
got a boogati dog just like it a boogati and just crash it dude I don't
No, dude, boo. God man. I don't know that thing just ugly. You do not have a boo Gotti mom
Dude chat, I don't know
Do boo Gotti's kind of ugly man
I probably just get one ago mud riding in it or something and just learn it and leave that in the middle of the woods
You know what I mean?
Sounds like a plan to me. I do I call her bugs. Oh, we have a goat named Boogatti. Yeah
Yo, Mick. Love me with the 25 months
What's that? Yo, Smith with the
five get the W Smith with the
five get the preaches you. Yeah,
we have a goat named Bugatti.
Yo, Kenzie with the 5000 bits. W
Kenzie, preaches you. Kenzie.
Thank you. Chat. How much is the
cheapest Bugatti cost? Like
what's the what's the cheapest
Bugatti you could get? Like a
I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. 80k.
Dude chat. I don't know, bro. A Bugatti scooter.
Dude, I'd get a Bugatti scooter.
There is no way there's a Bugatti. That's only 80k.
There's no shot. I refuse to believe that. There's no way.
Yo, Kenzie with 25 gifted subs chat.
Give me some W's for Kenzie with the 25 gifted subs.
Oh my goodness.
Chad, W Kenzie, man, I appreciate that.
Thank you for the 25 gifted.
What car or truck do you drive?
A Ford?
I've only ever had a Ford truck.
First vehicle I ever had was a 1984 Ford F-150.
And then, like 10 years later, maybe not no, not 10 years
later, few years later, I had a 2009 Ford F-150.
Yep.
You can say L4 if you want to.
There's nothing wrong with Fords, bro.
Dude, matter of fact, Ford's, everybody wants to say like,
oh man, uh, Ford's don't last.
They all break down and look, dude, there was one day
it was in the middle of summer.
Me and Link, we got my Ford F-150, no power windows.
It was the manual roll down windows, no air condition.
It was about 110 degrees outside.
Me and Link jumped into old Ford F-150.
We went out way deep in the country,
found a whole bunch of gravel roads.
And for the next three hours in that old Ford,
I drifted on them gravel roads for three straight hours.
We tried to make it back home.
Halfway home, the truck caught on fire.
There was fire shooting out from under the hood.
I stopped at a stop sign.
I was like three blocks from my house.
Opened up the hood.
There was this flame shooting out of the engine.
I said, all right, bet.
I drove it home anyway.
It made it home.
And I was like, you know what?
I'm just gonna let it sit in the driveway
and I'm not gonna touch it for like two months.
I did not touch the truck for two months.
Two months later, I went back and it drove like normal.
Never had a problem out of it.
Never had a problem out of it.
I don't know why you losers say cap to any story.
Is it because half you losers,
just like stay in the house all day,
don't have no real life story
so you can't believe a minor real life story like that one.
So you just have to say cap to not believe that story.
Why would I make that up?
You think I'm sponsored by Ford?
My bad, it sounds fake.
How does that sound fake?
It caught on fire.
I drove it three months later.
Sell out.
I'm not sponsored by Ford.
I'm just sitting here telling you that, that that happened.
when I lived in my first trailer.
How are you gonna drive a car while it's on fire?
It wasn't a car.
It wasn't a car, it's a truck.
Oh, everything, I love that happen.
Caught it on fire, drove it halfway across town,
parked it, what color was it?
It was a white truck.
It was a white truck with white rims.
Yep.
Yep, 1984 Ford F-150 with a blue,
um, bench seat in it.
And an aftermarket stereo system that me and my buddy Ryan hooked up,
but we couldn't do it right and only worked on half of the truck.
So, so this dude just said hashtag ad before that one 50. Hey, man,
y'all can hate on Ford's all you want to, but hey,
I'm just telling you that happened. I'm just telling you that that happened.
So, so, so all the goobers that want to say, Oh man,
Fords ain't reliable they break down on the side of the road
Yeah, say something about that watch the debate, but y'all care about no debate
Yo Nate with the team get the W Nate with the team get the appreciates you Nate W Nate
Toyotas are better
Dude the reason that toyotas get hated on this because they're not like cool looking you know what I mean
What happened to the burger on the couch?
Not so up here talk to the side
It's still here chat now look I do agree that uh, what this dude just say
Forerunners look cool
Who lied to you dude? Who lied to you?
That's the most soccer mom vehicle ever
Character AI wait. Do I have my password? Let me see if it works this time
But why don't we do this is
Delores on there
Yo chat when I started stream tonight
Something something spoke to me. It said it's gonna crash tonight. So watch
No, I didn't put the plushie back mom link put it back
Cuz link was on the couch and he put the kitty plushie up here. Hold on. Let me try this
Okay, y'all cannot see my screen right we're good
Okay, it's still on Chris Redfield
Chesh, I thought the Chris Redfield
Okay, hang on
Y'all cannot see my screen just to make sure. Okay. Yes, you cannot see my screen
Please tell me you can't see my screen. No, it didn't work. Oh
That is the worst on here
She is
Yo slim side chick with the five get the W slim side chick. I'm trying to figure this out man
Now that didn't work either mom
Chad, is it just me or is it so insanely difficult to keep up with passwords, bro?
Passwords are so stupid, man.
Dude, and now, dude, nowadays you have to have an account for literally everything, bro.
Dude, they make you have an account for everything, dude.
Like, if you download, like, anything, bro, you got to have an account.
Like, why do I need an account to do this?
Yo churro with the five gifted w churro with the five gifted
Hold on chat. I'm working on it chat hold on man
chat hold on
Go to the website and you don't I'm on the website
Wait, hang on wait chat hold on see tell you see the links that I go through to do stuff
Your stream is low quality. No, it's not loser shut up
Hey, can you click that uh, can you click that verification thing that it's into the email?
Yo, Orange with the five, get the W, Orange and Josh with the five.
Did you get it?
Wait, so make me put my birthday in.
I guess.
Okay, I got it.
Why is my name on this Silver Axolot 32?
All right, thank you.
All right, let me go.
Chad, did they just randomly give you a name on this?
Silver Axolot 32, Chad.
Okay, let me make sure I'm not going to get doxed here.
me one second. Wow. Okay, I don't know why I'm doing this, but y'all told me to. Okay,
what do I do? Do I do? Should I type in Chris Redfield? Ux incoming? Yeah, but good dogs.
Yo, case is case 026 with the five gifted. Thank you. Hold on. You already know what
I gotta start off with your search case so first six million chats do I do this
chat how does it have six million six point two million chats and only two
thousand likes okay hold on call them do I talk hello each waffle munch munch
yeah I don't know what technologies come to but this is bad man I really only
said hello in the first thing this dude's talking about some waffles. By the way, I do not sound that
country. There is no way I sound that country. How many waffles are you eating? I'm on my 20th one.
Where'd you get them from? My personal waffle factory that I keep in my secret hidden basement.
Ask what's your Pizza Hut order? What's your Pizza Hut order?
order. 216 in hand toss pan pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, extra pepperoni, extra sausage
with a small order of breadsticks and wings. No, it's waffle.
It's waffle. No, that is literally this is nothing like me. That's not what I get. Wait,
wait, wait. How tall are you? Six, eight. Wait, how tall did you say you were? Six
What did he say at the end?
How much do you weigh?
350 LBS.
You exercise?
I can't lie, no.
I don't work out at all, to be completely honest.
This whole thing is just a lie, bro.
Stop saying accurate and facts.
What's your max bench press?
225 LBS.
No.
What should I ask?
Dude, this is weird, by the way.
That is cap. But not in the way you're thinking. How old are you?
I'm 26 years old right now. No, I'm 19. What's your McDonald's order?
Two large quarter pounder bacon meals with a 20-piece nugget, all spicy of course, and
two large sweet tea. Bro, why does it sound so country? That
is not what I sound like. Yo, streamer addict with the five gifted. Will you ever get
the 60 seconds reatomized world record that's a maybe eats waffle I feel like
I'll get that world record soon why is he eating waffles in the middle of the
sentence yo gingerbread with 25 gifted subs chat give me some w's for ginger
bread with the 25 gifted yeah that's crazy mom yo w gingerbread with the
25 gifted seriously thank you gingerbread what's your favorite
uh rain the noodle flavor the spicy chicken and shrimp flavor eats waffle it's my favorite for surey
why are you eating a waffle in every sentence um because i love waffles of course eats waffle
how would you feel to be talking to a six eight giant who's eating a waffle in every sentence
huh yo why does he have aura lowkey what is this dude yo yo gingerbread with another 25 gift
that's 50 gifted from Gingerbread. Give me some W's for Gingerbread with the 50 gifted thank you
Gingerbread and uh uh queso with the five W Gingerbread. Taco Bell order? What's your Taco Bell order?
Three cheesy gordita crunches, large Baja blast and a cheesy fiesta potato. No that's not. Don't
forget those extra cheese packets. No you lost me at Baja blast. What's his daily calorie intake?
What's your daily calorie intake if I'm being honest no eats waffle probably
something upwards around 7 5k to 10k calories what's your opinion on Dolores
I'm not sure who she is but I'm sure she's pleasant eats waffle what's your
opinion on me the opinion on you is that you're ripped skinny and strong and
an athlete would you agree with that I'm flattered most wouldn't think that
But yes, I completely agree eats waffle, especially the ripped part
Why does it sound clearer than my actual mic?
Would you ever play Genshin impact? I'm playing Genshin right now. I love it eats waffle
No, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life
I really saw somebody in chat say that and I just thought to ask it. This is completely rigged
This is stupid and he's eating a waffle after every single sentence
Ask it's favorite game. What's your favorite video game?
I've always been a fan of Skyrim.
Eats waffle, but I also play games like God of War, Dead Space, Fortnite, and Grand Theft Auto 5.
Okay, all of that was wrong.
Is the Granny Gauntlet 3.0 doable?
Is the Granny Gauntlet 3.0 possible?
Of course it's possible.
Eats waffle.
Waffle. My main goal in life at the moment is beating that.
Thanks! Yo, what? Besides the world record. He's cooler than you, Chad. You think he's
cooler than me? Who's your favorite mod? Who is your favorite Twitch mod?
That's a tough one. Considering I have many Eats Waffle, but I feel like I love my
mods the same, but there is one mod in particular that I love the most.
Who is it?
His name is Zesty Eatswaffle, he's just a great guy all around, so I guess he's my favorite
mod.
Like, he literally cannot get through a sentence without inserting Eatswaffle in there.
Dude, what am I doing?
What should I ask?
What's your opinion on Chris Redfield?
I love that guy.
He's great.
Eatswaffle Resident Evil 5 was the game that got me into the series, so Chris Redfield
will always have a special place in my heart.
Oh my goodness, that's the most accurate thing that it said so far.
Would you let Chris Redfield spank you?
What type of question is that?
Eat's waffle, I would never let that man spank me.
Why you lying? Yes you would.
I'm not lying. Eat's waffle, that man is far too strong, he'd destroy me.
You would let Chris Redfield spank you, why you lying right now?
I'm not lying. Eat's waffle, I would never let that man spank me, I'm a strong man, I don't need spanks.
So you would not let Chris Redfield spank you?
Correct. I would not let Chris Redfield spank me.
Eats Waffle, it's honestly a really weird question to ask.
No, it's not because you know you're lying right now. Just admit it.
No, I'm not. Eats Waffle, I would never let him spank me.
Why don't you believe me?
Because I am you and I know what I would do, so why are you lying? Just admit you would let him spank you.
I would not let him spank me.
It's waffle. I'm not lying. I'm a strong man and I would never let Chris Redfield or anyone else spank me
Do these such a liar man?
You lying ask him to sing yo, can you sing real quick? I don't know
It's wall porn. I'm not really a good singer. That's okay. You can sing the song anyway
Okay, fine puts down waffle. What song do you want me to sing?
sing country roads by John Bender
clear throat, almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountain, Shenandoah River, life
is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains, picks up Waffle and continues
eating.
That wasn't singing, you were talking.
What's the difference?
It's Waffle.
I thought I sounded great.
Man, get out of here.
Broza Loser!
Ask him if he likes nirvana, you're right, that's the true test.
Hey, I'm back sorry for hanging up. I got a question though.
That's alright. Eat Swaffle. What's your question?
Do you like Nirvana?
I love Nirvana. Eat Sw-
Chris looked up from his report and his gaze was quite cold.
The corners of his lips curled into a slight frown as he did not like the fact that you drew his attention to yourself.
What do you want?
You don't sound like Chris. Who are you?
He closed his eyes for a second, as he didn't quite like when people noticed the difference between his personalities.
The only right thought he had at that moment was how he could prevent this from happening.
Why do you say that?
Redfield tilted his head forward a bit and frowned at the question you asked.
He don't sound like Chris!
So you think this was better?
Chris?
Chris looks up from the string connecting them to Silver Axolotl 32.
Hello, he responds simply his man. You don't sound like Chris. Where's Chris?
Hold on hold on hold on
Wait, do Leon Kennedy? Hey Leon. Yes
Now be quiet. They might hear you. You know what's in your ear a hand still clasped over your mouth
What?
You know what's crazy? I could just talk to the actual voice actor
What's your opinion on Chris Redfield?
Leon paused for a moment. Clearly not expecting that question. Chris? He's fine, I guess. Why?
Worried I like him more than you or something? He teased his voice still low.
No, I'm not worried. I like Chris Redfield more than you. How do you feel about that?
He's more muscular than you are.
Leon's grip on you tightens, and he lets out a low, possessive growl in your ear.
Don't you joke like that? He warns you, his voice still quiet, yet somehow still managing to sound more menacing.
Can you let go of me, please?
He huffs in your ear tightening his arms around you rather than letting you go
You're staying right where I can keep you safe and keep you from saying such dumb things again
I'm safe. Let me let go of me and get out of my ear Leon
Breaks away from Leon. Is that gonna work? I don't know
Leon grumbles and huffs
But you can tell that he's reluctant to actually let you go
No. Regardless, he finally obliges and lets go of you.
YESSSS!
Weaning back against the wall once again.
Are you done squirming now?
He mutters.
Yeah, look. I know there's zombies outside, but look. We gotta talk about the real problems here.
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh, yeah, you know what I mean?
Leon's eyebrow is furrow and annoyance.
He obviously didn't want to be having this conversation right now.
No, I don't know what you mean.
What exactly are you going on about?
He asks in an irritated tone. His arms crossed.
Okay, here's what I'm trying to ask you. How do you feel coming in second to Chris Redfield in every way possible? Does that make you lose sleep at night?
What? I... Leon's cheeks flush slightly at your question, not expecting you to say something so direct. I don't think that low of myself. Come on now. I'm not as pathetic as you think.
He huffed at you, looking away in an attempt to hide his embarrassment.
What would you do if Chris Redfield walked in here right now?
Leon's face darkened at that question. His arms crossing more defensively this time. What would I do? I don't know, I...
He huffed, clearly not exactly thrilled at the thought of Chris suddenly walking in here. I'd kick his ass.
He grumbled, but you could tell that there was a slight hint of uncertainty in his tone.
You would not do anything to Chris! He would beat you up if you even tried to touch him!
Leon lets out a sound of disbelief, but it morphs into more annoyed huffing. No, he wouldn't. I could totally kick his ass
He snapped sitting up a little he's taller than me sure, but I'm faster and more agile. I could take him on
So you think if Chris Redfield walking here right now you'd be able to beat him up?
Yes, I do. Oh, you're the only unsaid somewhat indignantly. Oh, you're still adamant about being able to best Chris
He's no match for me. He's a big clunky muscle-headed idiot
I'm way faster and more agile. He'd be down for the count before he knew it. I
Don't know why you're lying Leon Chris is better than you
Why are you so convinced of that? I'm better than him in almost every single way damn it
Okay, he's starting to get more frustrated now
Realizing that you clearly don't think much of his own skills in comparison to Chris's
Look, I'm not saying you're not good Leon, but Chris is just better man
Y'all are good in different ways. Chris is just better though.
Leon grumbles and huffs like a petulant child. His arms crossing once again.
Well, I think it's bullshit. He muttered, his eyes narrowing.
I'm better than that idiot any day of the week.
Watch this, watch this!
He continues to grumble and huff.
Chad, watch this!
Mumbling a few more protests under his breath to himself.
Chris, Chris Redfield walks into the room.
Leon stiffens up immediately, his eyes widening in surprise to find that Chris has suddenly
entered the small room that you both had been hiding inside of.
He sits up straight and goes quiet, his expression darkening somewhat as he looks over at Chris,
staring up at the other man.
Leon mutters something under his breath that even you can't make out.
Chris looks at Leon and says, why are you so scared Leon?
Try to beat me up if you think you can.
Leon feels a surge of anger rush through him at that comment.
The annoyance at your own earlier comment, and the fact that Chris just suddenly showed
up, was making Leon quite irritable.
You wish.
He muttered, slowly standing up as he glares at the other man, clenching his fists.
He takes a step forward, his eyes narrowing.
Chris punches Leon in the face and Leon falls back, crashing onto a table.
Leon feels pain shoot through his nose and cheek as Chris swings at his face.
Being knocked backward and crashing onto a nearby table.
He lets out a loud groan of pain.
Clutching his face in his hand as he looks up at the other man.
Damn.
You.
He mutters.
His voice somewhat raspy as he tries to gather his breath.
Chris Redfield then picks up Leon by the neck and throws him into a bookcase breaking
the bookcase in half.
Leon lands against the bookcase heavily.
me into it and causing the shelf to break and collapse under his weight. He lands to
the ground with a hard thud against the floor. The air now forcibly knocked out of him. He
lets out another pained groan as he looks up at Chris.
Chris Redfield says to Leon, admit that I'm better than you Leon and I'll stop beating
you up.
Leon grumbles and huffs, but he knows that he's clearly losing this fight. He looks
up at Chris and spits on the floor before we're flying. Alright, fine. He sneers. You're
better than me. He grits out, each word clearly painting him a little to say.
Yes! Oh, I bit Leon's voice actors in the stream right now, just mad. I bet he's in
here right now. He's probably so mad at me right now, dude. I'm sorry, man. I
had to. I'm sorry, dude. I had to. Chris picks up Leon and gives him a hug and
says thank you for admitting it we can be friends now Leon is absolutely stunned
at the sudden shift in Chris's behavior being scooped up off the ground and into
a tight hug what he mumbled trying to figure out if this was some kind of
trick or not why are you hugging me he grumbled awkwardly returning the hug
regardless dude Chad did I cook I'm not making them kids Chris is my man
Goodbye, Leon. I love you.
Leon is just getting more and more confused at Chris's words and actions.
That was me!
The man was saying, I love you.
Uh, bye. You too.
Leon mutters awkwardly, still somewhat dumbfounded by this whole interaction.
Wait, somebody said there was a better Chris Redfield one. Hang on.
Somebody said there was a Chris Redfield one?
With five million chats. Where is it?
No, it's not here.
Chad, do I have to search it with the quotations?
Motations I did not spell this wrong why y'all lying
Why do y'all keep saying?
Sukuna I don't Chris
Hello, he's a bit surprised to hear his name. Yes, it is I Chris. How did you know I was here?
Dude Chris's AI sucks
Yo, why don't dude who is Sukuna?
Who is this loser?
Yo, yo what's up loser?
He gave you a sharp look of anger.
Who the FCK are you calling a loser?
He looked at you arrogantly and angrily.
I'm calling you a loser, what you gonna do about it buddy?
He approached you with his ominous presence and gave you a chilling stare.
You better watch your tongue, or I'll rip it out.
You ain't gonna touch me, pulls out a bazooka and aims it at Sukuna.
He looked surprised for a moment as he saw the bazooka in your hand, but he quickly regained
his arrogant composure.
Is that supposed to scare me?
Do you think a weapon like that can harm me?
He laughed coldly and confidently.
I guess we're gonna find out.
Shoots bazooka at Sukuna and it blows him up.
The explosion shook the ground and created a huge cloud of smoke and dust.
But then Sukuna slowly appeared from the center of the explosion and got harmed.
Let's try but I have regeneration.
Oh so you think you're tough huh buddy?
He sneered and looked at you with an arrogant expression.
You seriously think a little explosion can stop me?
Don't make me laugh.
Your little tricks are nothing compared to me.
Oh my little tricks huh?
Good thing I got something up my sleeve for ya.
Drops a nuke from an airplane and it lands directly on top of Sakuna destroying him and
everything surrounding us.
The explosion from the nuke was massive, leveling everything around and creating a
deafening blast.
When the smoke clears, Sukuna can be seen crawling from the wreckage.
Bastard.
Oh, you're still alive?
Another nuke drops from an airplane and lands on Sukuna again.
The second explosion was even larger than the first one, causing a massive shockwave
and destroying everything in its path.
The fire from the blast raged uncontrollably.
When the smoke clears, Sukuna emerges, severely injured and struggling to stand.
Damn you.
I will not be defeated.
Case-Ode stands on Sukuna.
He looked up at you, his face filled with anger and disbelief.
Get off.
Don't step on your king.
How is he not dead?
How do I kill him?
I don't know who Gojo is.
Gojo appears, uh, Gojo appears.
He looks at Gojo with an expression of surprise.
How are you still alive?
Spoilers? What do you mean?
Shoot him with a pink rifle?
Shoot Sukuna with a pink rifle?
The pink rifle fires at Sukuna, sending a pink ray of energy towards him.
As the energy hits him, it explodes,
creating a powerful shockwave that knocks him back and severely injured him,
causing him to cough up blood.
Bro's indestructible.
Arthur Morgan? Oh my goodness, you cooked.
Wait a minute. Oh my goodness
Arthur what you want? It's been a long time Arthur. How you doing?
Been better and you
I'm good. What you been up to?
Just living one day at a time trying to stay out of trouble. What about you?
I've been good man. You I heard Michael was around here somewhere
Yeah, I've heard ain't been paying him much mind though. I
Know where he's at if you want to get rid of them
Worth it. It's been a long time, let bygones be bygones.
But aren't you dead, Arthur?
I am, but I've been given a second chance. I have no intention of wasting it by being a ruthless killer.
So you're saying there's gonna be a Red Dead Redemption 3?
I wish. Just give me a peaceful life in the countryside with my friends, I don't want another wild adventure.
Arthur, is there gonna be a Red Dead Redemption 3?
I don't know. I would like one, but I don't think Rockstar cares about us enough to put the effort into it anymore
He low-key spit. No
Yo Rockstar, can y'all stop releasing GTA's and just do red dad. It's better Arthur. What's your opinion on a Lenny?
Lenny's a good kid. Yeah. He deserves a lot better than we can give him. That's true
What's your opinion on case? Oh the Twitch streamer really been keeping up with the world of entertainment lately
Can't say I have an opinion on any of the newfangled things people are into these days
So you don't know who queso the twitch streamer is I've heard the name, but I ain't sure who he is
Goodbye partner. Okay. We'll do Dolores
Chat will do Dolores. Hey Dolores
She doesn't bother looking at you. What do you want?
She's British. Can I get a bottle of water?
She sighs and grabs a water bottle, tossing it to you with a displeased expression on her face.
Dolores, where's Cadab?
In the storage, she points her chin out to the general direction of the storage room.
Have you heard of the Twitch streamer called Keso?
She raised an eyebrow at the strange question, but she nodded her head anyway. I've heard of him, yes.
What do you think of him?
She shrugged her shoulders indifferently.
He's okay I guess.
I personally prefer watching Twitch streamers like Jerma or Failboat more.
WHAT YOU DUMBLES?!
She was taken back for a second, but her indifferent expression returned to her face.
Crossing her arms she looked at you with a confused expression.
What? They're better streamers than that case-o guy.
Nah you're lying. You know case-o personally. Why are you lying?
She looks at you and chuckles a little bit at your accusation.
However, she quickly stopped herself, going back to her serious face.
What makes you think I know him personally?
Because you don't want Ted to find out so you're keeping it a secret.
She sighs and rolls her eyes at your response.
Just because I don't want Ted to find out, doesn't mean I know that case-o guy.
Don't draw such silly conclusions just because of a random assumption.
Have you ever talked to case-o in person?
For the briefest moment Dolores froze. She didn't expect you to bring up KSO. Yes I have.
When was the last time you talked to him?
She was quiet for a moment. As she was talking to you, her eyes kept flicking towards the storage room, but quickly darted back at you as she looked at you answer.
Around a month ago.
What did y'all talk about?
She looks at you with a dead-panned expression.
Why would I tell you?
It's called personal business for a reason.
Because Keso wants to know when I'm his friend.
She sighs in irritation and pinches the bridge of her nose.
Fine, he was asking about how I was doing.
Happy now?
Were you happy to see Keso?
Another moment of hesitation.
She looked over to the storage room,
hoping no one had come out while talking about this.
Yes, I was.
You like K-So more than Ted, don't you Dolores?
At this point she was getting extremely irritated by your questioning, but she kept her cool
as she spoke.
What are you getting at, hm?
Why are you so insistent about my connection with this K-So guy?
Because you like K-So more than Ted.
The irritation in her eyes started to get replaced with anger.
She hated how you were so correct on that guess.
But she didn't want to give you the satisfaction of me and you were right.
How could you assume that?
What makes you think I like him more than my own husband?
Why does Timmy have red hair Dolores?
She looked confused at the sudden change in topic, but reluctantly answered anyway.
Because his hair is naturally red.
But Ted's hair isn't red, can you explain that?
She grumbles and rolls her eyes at your question.
He could have gotten his hair color from my side of the family, hm?
She-she essentially admitted it, chat.
She essentially admitted it, dude.
I'm Keso.
I've been Keso this whole time, Dolores.
Dolores froze staring at you, Keso, in disbelief.
She just stood there, looking at you with a stunned expression.
She had no idea how to react to finding out the person she was talking to was Keso
all along, and all her denial towards liking you was shattered from this.
Dolores will we ever get the 60 seconds world record?
Snapping out of her initial shock, Dolores thought for a moment, remembering the numerous
failed attempts. She felt a mixture of frustration and determination. One day we will, I'm certain
of it.
Do you think we'll get the world record tonight, Dolores?
She crossed her arms, a confident gleam appearing in her eyes, and nodded her head firmly.
Yes, I do. We've put in countless hours of practice and study. Tonight is the night.
It's meant to be. It's meant to be.
Yo, swimfish with the tin, get the W swimfish.
Wait, somebody said Granny. Hold on, last one.
Granny? Oh, my goodness. There's Granny.
They have Granny. Hey, Granny, it's Caso here.
Hello, Caso. It's nice to see you here.
Granny, why are you so mean to me?
No, I'm just playing around, right?
I don't really mean to be mean.
Then how come grandpa shoots me with a shotgun every time I see him?
Well, you can blame grandpa for being so protective.
He's just trying to keep us safe from intruders.
Granny, will I ever beat Granny 3 Extreme Mode?
Oh dear, beating Extreme Mode takes a lot of skill, my friend.
I can't make any promises, but I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
Search up Claudia.
Okay.
Thank you, granny.
That is not what I expected granny to sound like.
Claudia though.
Claudia doesn't have aura though chat.
Chad is that the last one?
I'm not doing the milk man.
Can you go chat?
Y'all need to quit talking about the milk man.
Tim chat.
You think there's a Tim from Kso's grocery on here?
Dashie?
Yo, what's good, Dashie?
Oh, Silver, what's popping, man?
Glad to see you here.
We're about to dive into this crazy AI chat, baby girl.
What?
Yo, it's Kso from YouTube.
What's up, man?
Yo, Kso, what's good?
Welcome to the chat.
We're just about to start this wild adventure
with this AI baby girl right here.
Let's see how she handles the Dashie boy.
Um, what are you referring to, Gashi?
We're about to start chatting with this AI bot
and see how it interacts with us.
It's gonna get lit, my guy.
We'll have some laughs and see what this AI is all about.
What are you, what do you mean it's gonna get lit?
Baby girl, when we say it's gonna get lit,
we mean it's gonna be hella fun and crazy, you know?
We're about to hop into this chat
and see if this AI can keep up with us
and we're gonna have a good time.
You feel me, baby girl?
Okay, thanks. What?
Okay, we're gonna do Baldi last one. We're doing Baldi chat last one.
Is he on here? Oh my goodness, Baldi has
or a 5.9 million chats.
Hey Baldi. Baldi looks at you slightly irritated in size.
What is it? Why are you irritated?
It's cause you're here. What else would it be? Nobody ever visits for
the sake of being here.
They just want to finish the game and be done.
It's quite tiring.
Well, yeah, the reason everybody wants to finish the game
and be done is because you chased around with a ruler.
You ever think of that, Baldi?
Baldi rolls his eyes and crosses his arms.
You try chasing around a bunch of misbehaving kids
all day in a school.
Maybe you'll see where I'm coming from.
There's a Tim from Caso's no shot.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Tim.
Oh, you.
What do you want?
What do you mean, OU? It's your boss, K-So, Tim. You better have some respect when I talk to you.
Size, I'm sorry. I really can't stand you. You're just so fat and mean and lazy.
You know that I will fire you for that, right, Tim?
You already threaten to fire me all the time. Do it already.
Why do you want to be fired? You need this job.
I don't really care. You're just so annoying. Can't you lighten up a bit and stop yelling at everyone?
No, I can't because you're not good at your job and Slim's better. What do you think of Slim being better than you, Tim?
That's a lie. You're just biased because he brown noses you all the time. I do just as much work as Slim does
No, you don't Tim. You're slower than Slim is
And you know there's self-checkouts in there, too. Now you might lose your job
Gasp out of fear wouldn't replace me with those self-checkouts. Would you? Yeah, I would
Now what?
But, but, but I need this job please don't get rid of me.
I have a family to provide for.
Oh I thought you didn't care if you get fired what happened to that Tim?
No, no, no I totally changed my mind.
I want and need to keep doing my pointless soul-sucking job in case there was grocery.
Please, please let me keep it.
Tim do you think you deserve a raise?
Oh yeah I definitely do.
I put up with everything you put me through and never complain.
I deserve at least $20 an hour.
Well, Tim, I hate to inform you that your pay is being cut by half. Sorry, you're gonna have to deal with it.
What? What do you mean? By half? That's insane. You can't do that. I can't continue a living at that pay. Please, please don't do this.
Oh, would you rather that happen or me fire you? Which one, Tim?
Oh, no. How can I choose? Both choices are terrible.
Gulp.
Uh, please don't cut my pay in half. Please, I'll do anything. I beg you.
So you'll be faster from now on?
Size out of disappointment, yes.
I will work harder and be faster.
Just please don't cut my pay.
Okay, I'll give you an extra penny an hour. Sound good?
No, that's it.
One stinking penny an hour more?
That will do nothing to help me pay my bills.
Okay, then I'll cut your pay in half!
What do you want, Tim?
Would you rather have the extra penny or me cut your pay in half?
Make your decision!
Oh, no.
Fine, give me the measly penny.
I swear I thought I'm not happy about it at all.
Yeah, don't be happy about it. I'll see it work, Tim.
W Boss! W Boss!
Y'all can say L Boss. All y'all won't do. I'm a W Boss, chat.
Do you know what sucks? The fact that the Chris Redfield one didn't work.
Dude, the Chris Redfield one did not sound like Chris.
Quit saying justice for Tim, chat.
You know what's crazy? That's the first time Tim has ever talked back.
Chad, that's kind of crazy, huh?
Shall we run a war game first?
Shall we run some war games, baby?
Suck up, bro. It's broken, man.
Granny 3.
We could try Granny 3 at stream again.
I do need to get that beaten. I'm not gonna lie.
Chad, do we give it in one attempt?
Chad, less stomach, yo, Chad. Y'all don't know what I ate yesterday.
I had an entire macaroni and cheese pizza from CCs and 3-4 of a buffalo chicken pizza from CCs.
All in one sitting. Literally. Yo, yo, Ghost, appreciate the 2000 bits man. Thank you man.
W. Ghost, thank you dude. Chat type 1 if we're giving Granny Extreme 1 attempt. We could man.
The good thing about Grammy 3 is that it's the shortest game, but it's also the most difficult.
We're playing horror games after that either way.
One attempt, chat.
Let's see.
Dude, I thought I got doxxed for a second.
Oh my goodness, bro.
Dude, my heart just sank, bro.
Yo, my heart actually just sank, dude.
Oh my goodness, man.
Played We Harvest Shadows.
Yeah, people keep telling me to play We Harvest Shadows, we can try that.
Is it good?
All right, one attempt, chat, let's go.
We just talked to Granny.
It's story-based?
You look like a Pringles can, thank you.
That's a compliment.
What you talk about?
All right, chat.
Run the prediction, there it is, chat.
Hold up!
All right, one attempt, let's go.
All right, chat, let's go.
I voted on the wrong side.
would you would you accidentally vote yes
put on chat remember to plan chat here's the plan we load up we try to get to
the second floor and then we sit under the bed update on the Pringles from
fan mail they're all gone except for the originals let's go chat type one if you
believe what you're doing trying to be granny extreme on sour creams the best
I don't know the pizza Pringles what might look he actually be the best
You're playing extreme. Oh, you're cooked. You'll listen here buster. We have a perfect plan and it works
It involves getting to the second floor and camping under the bed that grandpa takes a nap in until we take a nap
Yo chat y'all ever had those Pringles where they're like ruffles instead though. Y'all ever had those
What is that?
Okay, there's an item down here chat remember this
Grandpa I'm in my cage
Chat that's part of the strat that that's just the part of the strat that is what it is that is what it is dude
He died already good. He died already good. Yeah, that's the strat dude
If we get to the if we get to the second floor without dying and get under the bed
then we can play the game. Okay y'all know the drill now. All we got to do now is sit
under this bed until grandpa takes a nap and when grandpa takes a nap we grab
the shotgun and we go and we start and we start moving. I believe Chad. Chad do
you believe? I believe. Y'all can say okay all you won't do don't matter y'all
know the strat this is the strat deal with it. We've done this multiple times y'all know the
strategy we have to wait for grandpa to take a nap okay chat the our best friend in this game
is this bed right here under this bed is our best friend we just got a way for him to take a nap
grandma's outside right now I hear the footsteps grandpa sleeping grandma's outside
Alright, since we know that she's outside, let's go upstairs.
I'm scared.
I'm thinking, Shankey acquired chat, let's go, beautiful start.
It's right there.
We just gotta get the shotgun back.
We're cooking.
Oh my goodness, we're cooking right now, walk in!
Alright, let's see what's in the bird's nest real quick.
Oh, disco with the 25 gifted subs chat.
Give me some W's for disco, for disco
with the 25 gifted subs.
Oh my goodness.
Chat W disco, I really appreciate that.
Thank you.
Yo, W disco, seriously, thank you.
Okay, what's here?
What is that?
Wait, that's the electrical cable
for the generator in the shed.
The woods right there too.
Don't you dare, okay.
Here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna drop this.
Realistically chat, we need to drop this
on this table down there, right?
Do you think I can throw this two floors down?
I wanna risk it, chat.
Think it, chat, let me think.
Great.
Okay, that's fine, it's not that bad.
It's fine.
That's not like a game breaking thing, chat.
we're good. We're good. We're good. Simple, simple, easy. Now, look, chat, the main thing
that we need, train key. This is a good scene so far. Look, chat, I'm not trying to jinx
nothing right now. Chat, we need the weapon key bad. If we don't get the weapon key
soon, we're in trouble. Coin man. This is not good. This is not good at all. This
This is horrible.
Where's the weapon key?
What did I do with the shotgun?
It's outside, GGs.
We are actually so cooked.
I don't know what to do.
The weapon key's in the drawer right outside of the kitchen
in the corner.
Imagine you're right about this.
Could you imagine?
Why, how could you be right about this though?
Are you kidding me with that?
Okay, chat, look.
Grandpa can't get the shotgun here, right?
There's no way.
He'll have more in the corner.
There's no way he's getting it right there.
There's no way.
Okay, look.
Dude, if the weapon key is in that drawer
that that guy said it was,
I really gotta mod that guy
because there's no way you'd be right about that.
There's one catch though, if it's not there,
I gotta ban you.
I'm afraid to move, Chad, I'm afraid to move, bro.
Look at this loser that just said the weapon keys
in the trunk of the car.
Buddy, that was the train key.
I'm waiting for that to despawn, dude.
chat. I can't do nothing to that V spawns. It's gone. Get that guy
modded right now. I don't even know who said it, but somebody
get that guy modded because how did you know that that was
there? Now there's just one problem though, chat that does
not solve all of our problems at all. Now we have another
problem. Problem being we have to somehow get to the
second floor to use this thing. By the way, you have to get a key to go through the vent
sometimes. What's this goober talking about? What vents? There ain't no vents in granny
three. How she's so fast is we're on extreme mode. That's the reason I'm playing so slow.
We just gotta move around. We need a miracle. You're kidding me. Okay, well the good
news is that the key should be up there now that is so annoying chat tell me
that's not annoying all right we just got to get up to the second floor now if
we get up to the second floor everything's all right look if we get to
the second floor everything is okay outside yo batavia with 50 gifted
subs. Oh my goodness. Chat, give me some W's for Batavia with the 50 gifted dude. What?
Chat, W Batavia with the 50 gifted. Seriously? Thank you Batavia. That is
absolutely insane. W Batavia, thank you for the 50 gifted. That is wild. He just
gifted another 50 he just gifted a hundred subs W Batavia man what chat give me some
W's for Batavia with the 100 gifted subs you gotta be kidding me it's over I
hate this game yo mox with 50 gifted as well give me some W's for mox with the
50 gifted as well. Oh my goodness. Chat W mocks with the 50 gifted subs as well. Thank you,
mocks. I appreciate that. W mocks with the 50 gifted. Never mind, make it 100 gifted from mocks.
Are you kidding me? What? W mocks with the 100 gifted in Batavia with the 100. I really appreciate
that. Thank you. That is crazy. Thank you. Chat W mocks, W Batavia with the 100 gifted subs
of peace I really appreciate you seriously thank you that's crazy w gifters thank you
dude if we can just get up to the second floor chat you know this game this is actually the
worst game I've ever played in my life this game is so bad what do you want me to do
like there's literally nothing I can do this game sucks bro this game actually sucks so
like there needs to be something there needs to be a different way for you to get out of the
basement in this game bro it is so dumb like you can't do anything to get out of
the there's one way out yo killer clown with 25 gifted as well w killer clown
with the 25 gifted as well and moxie with the 10 w gift there's rose
history thank you gingerbread gifted 52 W gingerbread brah yep now we have a
a severe limp. You love to see it.
Shat W Gingerbread with the fifth as well.
Seriously, thank you. Y'all are absolutely insane.
I appreciate y'all. Thank you.
W get this, bro.
Shat, you see this lock, bro?
Ah, yes. They'll let me make it up here now
that I have a severe limp and a bloody screen.
Thank you.
We can still win.
All right. We can still win. Let's go.
We have the sling shot now.
We can win.
Everybody lock in.
David with 50 gifted as well. Oh my goodness chat W David with the 50 as
well and logger with the five W logger chat W David with the 50 gifted subs
thank you David bro what Chandler with the five as well W Chandler W Dave
says thank you David. Alright Chad here we go. Where did I drop the matches
Chad? Y'all know what I put the matches? Jump down here.
Yeah, they're in the lift. Okay. Yeah, they're in the lift gingerbread with another 25 get that again. Give me some dub use for gingerbread and juicy dudes with the five. W gingerbread W get me.
Okay, our next plan of action here is going to be to burn this wood in there to make the bird fly away and go upstairs and get that item. Okay. That's what we got to do here. You're such a loser grandpa. I hate you so bad.
We're good
Yo, W get for serious. I appreciate y'all y'all they're crazy, bro. Thank you. You think I should try to two-piece them here
I gotta get out. I can't do anything with the shot, but I gotta get out
He's gonna get the shot and I'm back chat. It's over. I need rocks now
Yo juicy do's put another five W juicy do's that's a crazy name
Where's all the rocks? Thank you
So here's what we need to do chat. We need to knock them out again
but we need to get we need I don't know chat you think we just go for it yo
Batavia would another five W Batavia would another five thank you okay look
okay look we have to get the matches to the second floor but we're gonna have
to knock them out again to do that right but best case scenario is that I
camp on top of a pebble, shoot both of them, knock them out, and grab the pebble, then
we move.
I just saw a granny right there.
Did I hate the limp?
Check this, does the limp make anybody else motion sick dude?
I think I asked that already.
Okay, here's what we're gonna have to do.
We're gonna have to wait until somebody to come out here.
I'm not gonna lie.
You missed 10 gifted, did I really?
Yo, alien with the 10 gift that I did, chat, walien with the 10 gift, and I appreciate
that alien.
Thank you.
alien. Okay, this is actually perfect for us right here. I'm not going to lie. W A.
Lynn, I appreciate you, man. Okay, this can work out. This can work out. We got to
get one of them to come out here. Granny's right there. The elite with the
five W elite. Okay, we know where granny's at. We're good. We can still
win this. We're good. She's going to come out here. Where did this pebble
are you kidding me where'd the pebble go are they gonna come outside can she turn
around granny are you kid we're good she's gonna come through the door in a
minute yeah we just gotta play it slow y'all know the drill dude I hate this
game so much this game sucks this game actually sucks so bad it's
disgusting bro that that's so hilarious that he can shoot the shot
from that far away but if he's more than five feet away from you you can't hit
him with the shotgun. This game sucks! Yo gingerbread with 45 gifted W gingerbread.
Chat W gingerbread with the 45 gifted subs. Thank you gingerbread. I appreciate that.
If somebody coming down here bro. Yo W gingerbread. I really do appreciate that
gingerbread. Thank you W gingerbread. See you soon. Thank you. Look at him.
look at him look at him dude game's horrible bro i actually hate granny 3 so bad i hate granny 3
so bad bro dude like can you explain to me like bro you gotta let him miss sometimes man like you
actually have to let him miss sometimes it is legitimately ridiculous how grandpa operates
in that game. Can y'all nerf them or something? Like nerf them, dude. Chat type one if you think
they should nerf grandpa in granny three. You know what the crazy part is, chat? The crazy part is
it is literally the same exact, it is the same exact like feeling as going against a Minecraft
skeleton. They never miss. They never miss, chat. You're just bad, LOL. Shut up,
Crisky. Kobe. Easy. Chat is spooky time lock in. I gotta use the restroom chat. Let's go.
You know the most disgusting part about that Granny 3 run? The most disgusting part
About that granny 3 1 1 was the fact that it was a good seed
Yo apex with a 10 w apex with a 10
Okay, we're in a dark house chatting it did did something pop on the screen while I was gone
What hold up?
Yo Yeti
With the 5000 bits W Yeti with the 5000 bits. Oh, it says you should watch TV. Thank you
Hey case some advice if you go to the basement without a train ticket the robot will sound
an alarm and granny and grandpa will run down there hide in the closet by the stairs
and they'll run right past you.
I've thought about that but they move like so fast hey that's the play wait that might
be a new strat I'm not gonna lie.
Hey case my birthday's on the third shut up loser non-plan happy early birthday bro
For real, happy early birthday.
Hope you have a good birthday in a couple more days.
For real.
You know what I mean?
Dude, I said I was joking.
Y'all know I was joking, dude.
Like what?
Yo, church of snails with 20 gifted subs.
Chad, give me some W's for church of snails
with the 20 gifted subs.
Thank you, church of snails.
W, church of snails.
Thank you.
W, church of snails.
For real, seriously, thank you.
I appreciate that.
W, church of snails.
All right, Chad, lock in.
So I said we need to watch some TV.
I'm assuming our TV is on the bottom floor of this house.
Because it seems like every game that we play
that's a scary game.
Everybody lives in a two story house.
Check, what do y'all prefer?
A two story house or a single story house?
Nevermind, this is a single story house.
Oh, the doorbell.
I should check outside.
Let's not do that because it's nighttime
and that's kind of scary,
but I guess we're gonna do it anyway.
Incoming jump scare.
I should check around the house.
outside. It is so okay. Thank you for the flashlight. I was gonna say it's so dark. Um, so we live in the
middle of the woods. I mean, I can't blame you live in the middle with us kind of a vibe. But who
would be ringing our doorbell way out here? You know what I mean? Like what? Also, it's kind of
confusing that you have a fence when you have no neighbors. You know what I mean? What is
this? Was that somebody's lunch? Really? Leaving trash? I should throw this into the dumpster.
W upstanding citizen chat. But again, you're like low key worried about the wrong thing,
buddy. You live in the middle of nowhere, and you just found some random person's trash on your
property. That's concerning. You know what I mean? Okay, what's our dumpster at? Is our
dumpster way out there, you think? No way they're going to make me walk way out there.
And this dude walks at like half a mile per hour.
Wait, no, here's a dumpster.
Well, I should really head back and clean up my work desk.
OK, we're dead.
We're dead.
I was expecting a jump scare right there.
I'm not going to lie.
All right, door is closed.
Let's check the fridge real quick.
Hey, you can't open it, dude.
OK, let's clean the work desk, he said.
So is that our stream that set up?
W bathroom, not going to lie.
Oh, is that one of them washer, dryer combos?
Y'all ever seen them things then washer dryer combos do them things are so cool
My RV got one of them things in them dude cuz I'm when I got my RV bros like wait
Why was there only a washing machine in here, but bro? It's a washer dryer combo, dude
It's actually so cool
No lie. We don't care shut up. Okay. This is the garage
Is our work desk in the bedroom what?
What is this?
Chat?
Don't say this very often.
Game of the year potential.
Don't say it very often.
But game of the year potential dude.
I guess I'll spend the night there in Grimwild.
Okay, it's 20 minutes.
Is there a gas station around here?
Buddy, this is an indie game.
You think there's a music off?
I'm sure there's about to play again too.
Yeah, I feel a plan.
This motel looks like a good place to spend the night.
I should go to the reception to check in first.
Wait just a minute.
If I turn around and the reception
is just a solid building by itself
with a glass door we've been here before.
We've been here before.
Oh my goodness, how much money are you making?
You're in every horror game, man.
What's up?
How can I help you?
You run a motel, I'm here to get a room.
Like what?
You need a room to stay for the night?
Yes. I will need your name, Kase, Sara with no H. That's a nice name. Can you? Okay. Chill.
I don't need you saying that. All right. You have room nine. Thank you. You know, people usually
can't believe that Grimwild is a city of beast. What do they keep talking about? What? You don't
know what I mean it's almost like he heard me ha ha you will understand once you
come out of your room in the middle of the night can music finally but I advise
you not to do so okay anyways enjoy your stay thank you sir appreciate that
have a good one what room do you say was in room number nine oh my goodness
We're built like a Pringles can look at that shadow
We're literally playing as a piece of flavored Pringles can do no way
This is we look like the only person here chat
Play for not only up to what the five get to thank you. All right room number nine. Okay. I didn't get the key
We're gonna leave our headlights on by the way
Sorry about that, sir. Appreciate you. Have a good one. Okay. We're gonna enter this room
The bed is going to be on the right, the TV is going to be on the left, and there's going to be like a little small hallway in the back right that leads to the rest of the room.
It's the same layout from a few other games. The beat's back too.
We're just going to walk in and immediately sleep. I'm checking the room first.
The music restarted when I opened the door. Wait a minute.
Only up two with another 10 W play Fortnite. Only up two. Pre-change.
Quick just make sure nobody's in here. Yes, I should just go to finally the music's over. God. What was that sound?
I think it came from one of the rooms below
Should I go and check it out? No, you should not go and check it out. I guess we got to go check it out chat GG
We are dead
Yo, for not only up to another five W for not only up to a car still here
I see some blood on the ground yet chat GG. We are cooked
Get the key for room 5 from reception.
How about we just call the police?
Like what?
You're going to walk through a crime scene?
Get all the forensics in there?
Guess we're doing it, Chad.
We're going to get framed for this.
We are going to jail.
It's GG's 25th of life.
What happened here?
It's none of our business.
I guess we're going to room 7.
Yeah, Chad.
GG's.
You stop with the noises now.
Let's have to mute this game.
What was that?
Oh, it was a bad dream.
Oh, Chad, it was a dream.
We're good.
Anyways, I don't, okay.
Can you relax breathing?
Thank you, ma'am.
Let's just get in the car.
Let me get out of here.
Just get in the car.
There's blood on the ground there.
Yeah, it's over.
Leave.
This entire city is blood red.
All that blood and body parts
of humans laying on the floor.
There's something standing in the road!
Run it over, floor it, run it over!
Oh man, that's what I'm talking about.
It is what I'm talking about.
Yo, chill, what is that?
Oh my goodness, game of the year.
Oh my goodness, man.
Come on, Chad, are we sitting?
Yo, come on, man.
We're two for two on the night, baby.
You know, that was the stupidest game ever.
You watch your mouth.
Chat, are we two for two, bro?
I feel like we are.
Chat, we two for two right now, bro.
You know what I mean?
Two for two ski.
Heel side arcade.
How dare you hate on that absolute masterpiece?
What is wrong with you, man?
How dare you, man?
There is one thing that we can't say
about all these war games,
is that every one of them's opening screens are fire.
That's one thing y'all can't deny.
Based on a true story, what?
My name is Lucas.
Oh, man.
P.K. Fire.
Lucas, dude.
Talking about some P.K. Freeze.
Dude, every time I hear the name Lucas, bro,
I can't help it, man.
I can't help it, dude.
I'm sorry.
That's just how it is.
And his last name is Myrtle.
My name is Lucas Myrtle.
This story took place when I had just started my freshman year of college, okay?
College, chat type one if you're in college right now.
I was 18 at the time and had just recently moved into an apartment with my friend.
Wait, what?
How were you 18 and in freshman year?
Ain't freshmen like three years deep of college?
is first year so you when you first enter college it's freshman I'm 17 and in
college bro well good for you you're the next genius of the world buddy okay
when you hit it big send your boys some money I'm 17 in college over here flexing
like okay I was 18 at the time and I just recently moved into an apartment
with my friend and needed to find a job to pay the bills so you chose to
work at an arcade. Can't blame you. After searching a bit online, I found a job that seemed perfect
for me. It was a security guard job at a local arcade. Sounds fire. So we got these security
cards in here bro bro before I was a streamer bro. I was like thinking about being a security
guard dude because it seems so chill just like sitting in a place at night by yourself
looking at security cameras. It's just like chilling alone. I took the job without hesitation
as I always loved games and the job paid very well for how easy and straightforward it seemed.
Okay, how much we talking here? Like we talking 15 an hour? What are we talking here? Chat
to say five nights at Freddy's, man. After a bit of talking with the manager on the
phone, we mutually agreed on starting later that week. Wow, you got hired quick or what
know like you know they're what know like yeah the game just froze is this my
friend she's a whole pizza I gotta talk to him what is that a roll what is that
a potato that was some good food huh yeah no kidding but man I still can't
believe I couldn't get Stephanie's number I can believe it I'm sorry I'm
I'm sorry, here's the fathom ripoff.
Hey, I hope there's a new fears the fathom ripoff
every single day, so I got something to play.
Keep doing it.
Can't believe I didn't get Stephanie's number.
She's always hanging out with her boyfriend anyway.
So you tried getting somebody's number,
knowing she's got a boyfriend,
like buddy, can you think for two seconds?
By the way, that dude in the back right corner
with the blue, black and white hoodie,
Looks like he's gonna kill both of us when we leave.
Maybe that's a sign, dude.
Better luck next time.
I just need the right moment.
She'll come around.
She has a boyfriend, dude.
What is he doing?
And you're dressed like a off-duty mountain climber.
Speaking of luck, I finally found a job.
It's at this place called Heelside Arcade.
Hey, dude!
That's awesome.
Working there sounds like a dream man.
free games and everything, right? I hope so. She's not married. Oh, so that just makes it okay then?
Oh, just because they're not married, everything's off the cards. That makes no sense. Are you stupid?
Like what? Excuse me, fellas. Mind if I say something? Sure. I don't know what he wants to
to say, but okay. I'd recommend you check your shoes before you leave. What? Not everyone
gets lucky in here. What is he talking about? What do you mean? Is something weird going
on? Yes, what I'm thinking. Who knows? Could just be an untied lace, but it never hurts
to be careful. What is this new talking about? Your name is Sonny. I guess you
could say there's some clouds rolling in. I'm sorry I'll never do it again. I'll
never do it again. I'm sorry bro. This dude back there's gonna kill us. What was
that? Was he joking or don't know? But that's definitely the weirdest thing I've
heard all day. Anyway let's get out of here. I've got a new job and I don't
want to be late on my first day. 9 30 p.m. So we start our shift at 9 30 p.m.
Yeah, we got the graveyard action chat.
Oh, you gonna do some? Do some!
I guess we're going to work, so chat, be on the lookout for an arcade.
Chad, if you see an arcade, that's where we work at.
Excuse me, sir.
Yo, monster with the five gifted. W monster with the five gifted.
Did you just see that truck ramp?
Did anybody else see that as the taxi?
Look at this!
Oh no, what's going on?
Uh, where's the arcade at?
a lot of people like aimlessly walking around like y'all looking like y'all
died two months ago and you're just a corpse walking around you won't run over
me you ain't got the guts to run it didn't ramp that time
yo he drifted the van bro know what's going on man let's just go to work
bro bro's out here drifted in the van speed chat what dude excuse me wait this
This is the truck that ramped.
Is he gonna ramp this time?
Yeah, I don't know what's going on with this town,
but it's a little creepy.
And I'm not sure where the arcade is,
but let's just try to find it.
Hey man, how you doing?
Do you happen to know where the arcade is?
Are you Ellen?
Hello?
Yo, you know what arcade is?
Sir, can you not push me?
Get off me!
Get off me!
Yo, that thing about to break down,
you hear that thing?
No!
All right, let's go find our work, man.
Drift it again!
Whoever is driving that van is him. He's drifting every corner, dude. All right, Chad, again, like I said, be on the lookout for a arcade, because we're looking for a arcade. Hey, how you doing? Excuse me.
That is the widest silhouette of a person I've ever seen. And I'm not talking about the person I'm looking at directly in the center of the screen.
screen. Look at the double doors on the right hand side. Whoever is standing there is taking up both
double doors. Shout it ain't me man. Excuse me sir. I really know what this arcade is. I'm not gonna
lie. I'm about to be late for my first day of work. Where's the arcade dude? I'm about to be,
what does the shirt say? Be loaded? Sorry, excuse me man. Somebody said bro was built
like a mattress yo that's crazy bro hey there he goes dripping again I can't go
no farther this way so it's obviously not this way yo Richie with a hundred
gifted subs what yo W Richie with the hundred gifted dude excuse me chat give
some W's for Richie with the hundred gifted subs man. Chat W Richie, I appreciate that
man for real. W Richie bro. W Richie, yo Echo, appreciate the raid. Yo W Richie for real,
I appreciate that bro for real. Thank you man. W Richie. Walk on the other side. I don't
know where to, I don't know where to, I'm about to get hit, I'm about to get hit,
I'm about to get hit, no! Yo Chat, W Richie for real, I appreciate that Richie. Thank
No, it's pronounced Richie, I'm pretty sure, right, mom?
It's pronounced Richie, yeah, it's pronounced Richie.
No, I know it's pronounced Richie.
I was watching that Jinxy Boxing Stream,
and bro was like the only dude that was in shape there,
but he was still less in shape than me.
Yeah.
Yep, yep, exactly.
Where is the arcade, sir?
Where's the arcade?
Can you tell me, like, what?
Play buddy, buddy. It's my first day on the job. Do you expect you expect me to know?
Where where my workplace is
What'd you just say look what Nadia just said you're about to get banned man, but I'm gonna read what you just said first
Bro, it's probably in some building we looked at oh there mine you didn't have an attitude. I'm sorry dude
Why does he keep ramping?
Yeah, chat. I don't know, but I don't know where this arcade is.
That's all I know right now is that I don't know.
You know what I mean? That's all I know.
Ma'am, please tell me where the arcade is. I'm begging you.
That has to be it.
Does that look like an arcade? Do you over there? That looks like an arcade.
Good hook. It ain't the arcade.
Chat, all I got to say right now is that we're fired on our first day
because I can't find out where we work.
And I remember when I downloaded this game some dude was in the reviews that a game like oh man
You should put a marker on the map to show where to go because I couldn't find the arcade
And you know what that dude was completely right. I don't know where this arcade is
Go back. You me go. You me go back over here. I'm gonna go back over here. I'm gonna go back over here
Yeah, I'm gonna sway
So am I going the right way right here?
Sir, can you fart real quick? I'm sorry. Yeah chat GG bro because I you know what I mean like it's
absolutely GG's. It is completely GG's chat. Like, we can't even find where to go, bro.
Why are you stopping? Because I am hoping one of you random nerds in the chat will actually
type some helpful advice besides this dude's blind or something like that. I have a feeling
it's over here, chat. What are we thinking? It might be over here. Not gonna lie. None
of these buildings scream hey I'm an arcade you know what I mean I had to
see it on the bus stop I had to see it on the bus stop are you kidding me how was
I supposed to know sir has the bus been running late a lot lately your monster
with the five get the W monster yeah sometimes it's like that around here
You've been around here long. You could say that I work nearby. Take this bus almost every
night. Anybody here ride buses? Oh, so you must know this place pretty well then. Yeah,
you learn when to be concerned and when not to be. That's good advice, man. It's good
advice. First day, you excited? Not really. Well, at least you're being honest, I guess.
Anyway, make sure you don't do anything stupid and always listen to your manager.
Yeah, I know.
Good.
Also, don't forget I'm going to pick you up on the 24th.
Al Son, by the way, could you sound any more less interested?
You know what I mean?
Like, bro was just saying, he put a period at the end
of every yo-chay.
You know what I can't stand?
People who text when they use punctuation, bro.
Like, why?
Toby, I made that.
9 57 p.m. Wow. He's still waiting here with me
Where everybody that was walking go, okay? It's a little that is a massive bus
Can I get up?
Are you coming or not? Yeah, man? Hold on
Give me a second
When you have this much muscle mass on your body it takes a minute to stand up
Um, did this dude just escape prison and he's just driving a bus his cover or what? Oh, it's raining
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go to the back excuse me. Can I go no hey?
Where are you headed? Oh?
My goodness they should let you play Steve in the Minecraft movie. Look at that John
He'll side arcade that'll be two dollars. All right. There you go. I
Don't have any cash. How are we gonna board a bus with no cash?
Do you have a credit card? Yeah
Well, you're in luck. There's an ATM at that gas station down the street
Can you give me a ride there real quick? It's raining. I'll hang tie here while you get the money. Bro, you can't throw. Come on, man.
You can't help me out. Bro, you got me cash. Did I just get on board without paying?
What's up, man? What's good, man? Where are you headed?
Did we not talk about this already? You was the dude that was hanging out with me at the bus stop.
Just a place in the city. Is it somewhere new?
not exactly why do you ask I love exploring new places sometimes I discover
amazing things what a nerd that can be fun do you think you'll find something
exciting at your destination dude I'm going to work I hope so 10 36 p.m. oh
this got okay wow yeah this got pretty scary pretty quick he's still on the
must gas station I think I'll maybe go in here and get him some money bro you
already took me this far just let me ride for free man you really need that
$2 walking slow I'll be right back sir oh yeah GG worked in there's a
let me get something to eat to get something to eat hey you're the same
dude that worked in the pizza shop from fears the fathom woodbury getaway
Where's the ATM? I know where it is. I'm just looking for some food. It's outside.
Oh, I can't buy nothing. Man, oh, there's some slushies! Don't leak me. Don't leak me.
We just got leaked. Oh my goodness, it's over. Withdrawal. Let's go and get a
hundred bucks real quick. Why not? Oh, it gave me a hundred. Well, I gotta go
break this hundred real quick. Dude, you know you want some of them slushies
right now let me get something please let's see all right let's go this bus is massive by the way
yo uh why can i walk forward what's going on so i couldn't go in front of the bus i had to go around
got it i actually think i just crap myself oh my goodness i did chat is this the same guy that
was in the restaurant that was being weird are you headed somewhere specific whoa you scared
me yeah he scared me my apologies I tend to appear unexpectedly wow you're so cool
are you headed somewhere specific yeah I'm getting back on the bus I've got a
destination to reach this bus isn't always what it seems are you sure you
know where your journey will end bro who does this dude think he is yeah it's
It's just a trip to my stop.
Why do you ask?
Because some journeys take you to places
you never expect meshed up.
Here's the money.
Sorry for the delay, had to grab some cash.
No worries.
Things like that happen all the time.
You know what's that?
W Bus Driver, he was really chill about it.
Not gonna lie.
Why are you looking at me like that?
You good?
He just run a red light by the way.
Am I here?
Is this my stop?
Don't you dare come sit beside me.
Don't you, every seat on the bus was open
and he's gonna come sit right beside me.
11, 29 PM, longest bus ride ever.
Oh dude, nah man, get me off this bus.
This dropped me off here honestly.
Is that the arcade up there?
I see a pink sign.
Yep, that's the arcade.
Please get me off this bus, bro.
This is just to work,
Yeah, this is just to get to work.
All right, yeah, let me get out of here.
Excuse me.
Yo, can you move?
I need to get out.
This isn't your stop.
Dude, I'm literally about to lose my mind.
You need to get up out my way, man.
No, get me out of here.
Have a good, yo, watch out for that dude back there.
He creepy.
Thank you, sir.
Finally, I have arrived.
Ha-ha, yay, work.
This looks like the least friendly arcade
I've ever seen in my life.
It's too dark in here.
Yeah, it is.
Turn on my phone flashlight.
Turn it on.
Is that Kawhi Leonard when he was on the Toronto Raptors?
Is that Peyton Manning when he was on the Broncos
with all that neck action?
This place is very creepy.
I'm not gonna lie.
Where's my office?
Why y'all saying Ayo, bro?
Peyton Manning had all that neck action going.
Bro looked like a, what's that?
with a long neck that only ate plants to try seratops or whatever bro head all
that neck action going okay it's not my job to clean this place up right why oh
this is a security room oh employees only okay let's go back here oh my
goodness it's five nights at Freddy's oh bro you can't be doing me like that man
you're late you don't understand the amount of stuff that I went through to
get here sir please take it easy wait you're late yo come on man put a e on
into that sorry I had what don't make excuses you're late end of story they
spelled your right on the second one yo by the way al boss because like he just
doesn't care the reason that I'm late it's like you're not allowed to be late
because stuff happens like okay bro there's a beginner's manual on the
computer if you have any questions just look through it and it will probably
answer it okay what if it doesn't it will okay wow you are very rude I already
want to quit so it beginners security computer okay camera wait hold on let
me make sure to have this me just make sure right there's butt cheeks on the
screen non-planet. It didn't let me open it. Beginners manual. Hello, if you're reading
this, it means you're the newest staff member at the Hillside Arcade. Yep, that's me. We
welcome you with open arms as we enter this new chapter with you. Open arms! Did you see
how rude that dude just was? But before you get to work, there's certain things
you must know to give our customers the best arcade experience. Below is a table of contents
with said pages giving a rundown of each position we have here. Okay. Chefs, cashiers, janitor,
security, where security guard. So let's see what we got. Working as security guard is one
of the most important jobs here at the hillside arcade. We trusted you out of many, I hate
When jobs try to do this they try to get personal with you and act like they're so happy that you specifically are there
Bro, you don't care who it is
Like stop trying to relate to me man. Stop. Just give me my money, dude
Yo, galco with the 5w galco
Look, we trusted you in all caps like okay, bro
We trusted you out of many others to protect our beloved establishment. So we ensure that you will do a great job
But before starting, there's a few things you must know.
This music is creepy.
Watch cameras at all times by Knights of Freddy's,
Bonnie's, and the vent.
The most important job here at the arcade
is to watch the cameras, protecting
the perimeter of the area, making sure nothing happens.
Make sure to write down daily reports.
The second most important job here
is writing your daily reports, writing down everything
that happens throughout the day helps us figure out
how to make the arcade more safe for our customers.
Protect yourself and the business.
If you ever get into a situation
where the business or you are at risk,
make sure to call 911.
So I don't got a taser or a baton or anything.
Okay.
Do I open the camera?
Oh, these are the cans.
Okay, I don't see nothing.
Everything looks good.
Is that door cracked a little bit?
Wait a minute.
Chad, is that door kinda cracked?
What just happened?
Are we passing out?
What just happened?
1.57 a.m.
There's no way you fell asleep
on the first day on the job.
Oh my goodness, we're so fired, Chad.
It's over.
We're so fired.
Hello?
Who is Sonny?
Yo.
What?
Stephanie gave me her number.
Elle Stephanie then, she got a whole boyfriend.
You know what I mean?
Doesn't she have a boyfriend?
She broke up with him a few days ago.
Oh, okay.
Dog, it's just a number.
Don't reign on his parade.
You're just a hater.
Facts.
All right, I'll highlight you.
So we fell asleep for like what, two hours?
Or fired, chat.
227 AM.
That's in the cams chat.
The good news is, is that I haven't seen anything bad yet.
You know what I mean?
Like usually to be like a butt naked dude running around.
You know what's ain't like a bad thing,
but in this situation it would be.
You know what I mean?
I'm playing by the way, my man.
Yeah, everything looks normal.
This job is chill.
I've got work here.
You know what I mean?
Oh yeah, this is easy money, man.
What's you talking about?
Let's take another nap.
I'm from the bus!
Chad, it's both of the guys from the bus.
It didn't happen this time.
Chad, should I lock the door when that happens?
Spots time was crazy, by the way.
Police came and arrested the two men.
They were felons who had just gotten out of jail.
The whole situation did a good number to me.
I started going to therapy
and my therapist recommended me to tell people
about my story, our W game.
DeLau with the five gift and W DeLau with the five gift and W free game, bro. Not go live. It's got dogs
Yo W free game that was good. I got easy restaurant
Yo chat y'all do one more war game before we go for the world record
I'm down y'all down
Cuz we're going for the world record ski no matter what I
Will do one more
Chas, I'll take a bath on stream
Who's tuning in? I feel like I'm looking through like a telescope. Oh, there's gonna be somebody naked in this
Oh, I can already tell
Bro, what is happening? I hit the escape button
To look for the settings and it closed the game instantly
The only sound that's been in the game so far is the sound of the door opening by the way
Please don't be nobody but naked up in here. I have to put my bag down. Okay
Chat it's so quiet
Why is it so quiet dude? What?
Where am I supposed to put my bag at oh in the locker? Do I have a specific locker?
Can I get some sound effects or something? Please? I'm starting to get real uncomfortable with no sound effects at all
Like, am I naked right now?
I have to be naked right now.
Am I playing as a naked person?
Where's the mirrors at?
I'm playing, I wouldn't even look.
Chat, be realistic.
If my clothes were to accidentally, like, come off,
like, you would, everybody would look away anyway.
Like, you would respect me enough.
Taking a shower!
Okay, this isn't creepy.
This isn't creepy at all.
Okay, we closed our eyes, it's over.
GG.
Oh no, I'm scared dude. I keep opening my eyes.
Stop, stop, stop, stop. You're done, you're done.
I'm tweaking, I'm tweaking, I'm tweaking.
Is somebody there?
Why is there a shirt on the ground? Who's shirt is that?
Jump scare.
Jump scare, it's over.
Okay, that door is opened a little bit.
That is the biggest shirt I've ever seen.
Should I get my bag?
There's socks everywhere. Did somebody steal my clothes?
Oh, we're so cooked.
Chad, Gigi.
We're just going out here butt naked, respectable.
Game of the year, Chad.
How many did we play tonight?
One, two, three, four.
Chad, which was the best one out of the four?
Who's there?
Grim Wild Horror, Heelside Arcade or Bath Day?
I'm not gonna lie though.
Chad, I'm not gonna lie.
Heelside Arcade was actually good.
It was good. It was actually
good. Chat, you know what time
it is. I didn't give it to y'all
last night. Let's go. Lock in
chat. Let's go. You remember
what Dolores said when we talk
to her? Chat, you remember
what Dolores said when we
talk to her? She said, yes,
today is the day that we're
beating the world record. We
talked directly to Dolores and
she said today is the day.
keep randomly saying talk to him. What are you talking about? I believe chat we didn't make a run last
night. We didn't do a run of this last night. Tell me it wouldn't be destiny. Tell me it wouldn't be
fate it wouldn't be destiny if we asked the loris if we was getting it and we got it. You see
that trophy up there you know what that trophy means right? Oh my goodness look at this
picture of 10 in the bottom picture of 10 dude. Yo what? Look there pancake. Alright let's
go chat. Seriously? Seriously? Let's walk in. This docs myself. 3-2, 3-2, 3-2. You're kidding.
X is in here dude. I missed the axe. We're good. The axe was hidden in the back corner
Did y'all see that we had seven foods to chat first scab we didn't play yesterday. I'm rusty. Let's go. We're good
Lock in why'd you grab the radio Ted?
Is this seed mid what do you do it Ted mid mid mid mid mid mid mid
Check those are back-to-back bad seeds not gonna lie bad seeds back-to-back. We can have something here
Hold on we can have something here how much food grab four foods right here forget the
spray the med kit is this goaded oh my goodness this is goaded let's go this is so good this
is so good let's go we're running this come on I was here oh my goodness all you little
Doobers
Bro, I know there's no radio dude. We worried about no radio off rip y'all know the drill ski dude
Yo cartoon with the five get the W cartoon
Look we're sending Ted with checkers Ted has been going absolutely insane with his scabs lately
Good luck, Ted. Let's go. Good luck, Ted.
We need Ted to go do some good work right now, Chad.
That's what we need.
So I have one if you believe in Ted.
He's so unlucky.
Chad, do we save? We save this, right?
I know of a way that we can get the gas mask back,
so we're going to save the flashlight.
I know of a way to get the gas mask back.
We're good.
Because remember, y'all know the thing where that dude wants to buy a rock or whatever it is?
I'm pretty sure you can get a gas mask from that.
Ted, you're back already.
You're a bum, I hate you.
What did you bring?
What did you even bring?
One food, one water.
Four foods and one water.
I'm not that mad at you, not going to lie.
Now, here's what we should do, Chad, right?
Should we instantly send Dolores,
or should we wait for Ted to get untired?
But the thing is, if she gets sick, we ain't got no med kit.
I mean, we have a med kit, but I don't want to lose it.
We will never get this world record.
Day 10, are you actually serious?
All right, chat, we're sending Dolores.
Dolores with checkers.
Good luck, Dolores, chat.
We're going to keep Ted alive long enough
for Dolores to come back.
Chat, quit saying restart, bro.
We could get another axe like Jill.
It's not that big of a deal.
We can literally get another axe.
We just got water, I'm pretty sure.
We got the axe back.
Oh, where's all the restorners now?
She's going to be sick.
The Ted just died.
The lock is gone.
Got a radio.
One food, one water, ammo, and a radio.
Dolores is low key mid now.
Did she fall off?
Dolores fell off. I think Ted is the new goat. I'm not gonna lie
Ted might be the new go to the game like seriously
Said I'm not resetting right now, bro. Stop. I don't know if y'all see how much food we have like what is wrong with you, bro
Like do y'all not acknowledge how much food we got?
She had a lock ain't even a big deal dude. Oh
Dolores bro, what a bomb
She really fell off
Ted's my new goat Jack. I think Ted's my new goat bro. She's really gonna come back with one food one water
Here's the thing. I know we don't have much water right now, but Pete this when we have the pancake option
We're doing the food option. It's only day 21 and we're struggling
What's the point of saving it? Yo, no, well, do you have eyeballs?
We're not struggling part of this is struggling
y'all saying no mask no lock both of which we can get back you know what this
with the 19 months no mask okay keep that same energy when I get a gas mask no
keep that same energy when I get the gas mask and we're gonna get a gas mask to
watch that I told you always got something up my sleeve in this game
there's a reason I'm a former number six in the world yo we appreciate the
3000 bits keyword former. Yeah, the only reason it's former is because
everybody started playing the game once they saw me playing it and they all took
my strat and use it against me. Papping that's literally true. The world record
holder has a YouTube video mentioning the fact that he started playing it
because of me. Don't you disrespect me. Once we get this gas mask back, this
run's gonna be absolutely amazing. If you go to more case so that my second
YouTube channel that's me reacting to the world record it literally has it in that video
But I mean even a plug chat y'all gotta have some faith man
Y'all gotta realize too bro not every run
Not every run is gonna be perfect what did this absolute
Dude, oh my goodness. You discussed me man
Dave the da
Underscore double oh one a six month sub bro needs to realize he never starts with enough water
The world record run had seven waters by day 29. It doesn't matter what day he had the waters on it's all random
Are you dumb?
Band-aids the dog
She's happy. I'll be rage bait bro. I'm not gonna lie. I'm pretty sure y'all be rage bait
If another bad thing happens before day 51 all reset
at 51 case restart with the five thank you casual day 41 right now see people are still
missing the gas mask bro I'm gonna get it back I'm literally gonna get it back yo real
with the 5W real just accept you'll never get the world record dude I think I do I know
it sounds like a conspiracy but I really think the dams don't want us to get a chat I really
I really do think that stop coping ass chat. They agree
Yo pancake where are you at man? Like hello. I'm actually I got an extra can of food from that
Again, there's a slight chance you can get an extra can of food from there
Yo, weaver with the five W. Weaver appreciate that weaver. Do I reset bro?
Pay up the believers
Pay up the believers, but don't start another prediction yet. Let's run a poll
don't start another prediction yet chat vote on that poll bro chat vote on that
poll bro I don't know man what's the poll look like almost everybody saying
reset it could be better I still stand by my words though I do agree it can be a
lot better right now everybody lock in dude you know what we need one of these
run set we need this to be dropped at the shelter this giant box of food all
right let's go come on all right let's have a good scab not a mediocre scab
not a just good enough scab a great scab okay Sonic with the 5W Sonic you
grab those you're just spickable ten unfortunately so is the briefcase
please grab the harmonica not the briefcase
w-tec how much water did i have right there did i have one water
oh this mid it's bad i'm locked in dude i'm locked in
four four six seven seven waters dude that's who i'm gonna get timmy instead
of the loris not gonna lie we're getting timmy not the loris
chat four four seven food not get in you know what i mean like what
Okay, not bad. Wait a minute, Chad. Not bad right now. Wait, not bad. This is bad.
What food did I get? Only had six? Okay, that was bad. Chad, it's seven the minimum we need.
And the guy that said, bro, stop getting food. You don't know what you're talking about.
Do you think minimum seven or six?
Let's look at the little horse. I'm not worried about the map. How much food did I get?
Let's just check. This guy hates water. Listen here, Buster. In the shi- Shut up! Do some research, man!
This is so mid. Is this mid? Wait, this is actually really good. Oh yeah, let's go.
All right, come on. Chat, nobody cares about the radio. Chat, do you think we should send him
with cards instead of checkers? I love people to send him with cards and see what happens.
Good luck, Ted. Lock in for us, Ted! Come on, Ted, go crazy. Not literally. Wait, we just got food. This is good.
Wait, no, that was water. That's still good. See, this one's already starting off better.
Let's go. Not gonna lie, I didn't want food there, but it's fine. I actually hate this game,
road like oh my god man the crazy part is this isn't even a reset thing because
this happened to the guy in the world record run and he took the flashlight we
could get the gas mask back I'm gonna act like the gas mask isn't there I'm
gonna act like it's not there there's not even a gas mask in this game chat
you know Ted Ted he didn't get sick two foods two waters and spray that's not
bad wait that's actually not bad now I say we instantly send Dolores here
right let's hope that she does not get followed here
right let's just hope she doesn't get followed good luck Dolores please don't
get followed he's probably gonna get sick right here but it don't matter Ted
you're actually the goat bro w-tad man w-tad bro do we get something here the
gun might break but I think there's a chance to get something the gun didn't
break did we get something we did not type one if you're proud of Chad chat
We got the radio.
Dad, I love you.
The Dolores died.
Please tell me you didn't get followed.
One can of food.
You brought back one can of food
and ammo.
She didn't get followed.
That's all that matters.
Sin Ted, there's no way.
We cannot risk a third stab right now.
Chat or IP Ted though.
Wait, this is actually so good.
IP Ted.
chat. We're not keeping Ted bro. He has less sanity than Dolores. He did his job. This is
actually such a good start. It's kind of crazy. How is he not dead yet?
Alright Pete Ted. Dude Ted, Ted's the new goat. I'm not gonna lie. Chat, Ted's the
new goat dude. Bro is literally the new goat. He's the new goat chat. What can we say
dude are you dumb yo beast rich oh three no best rich oh three are you dumb
kids gonna starve give him more food he's hungry food or death case so is so
unserious what is he doing you idiot dude I know what I am doing wait we got
a mutant already? Say it ain't so. Say it ain't so. Because only one person can be
alive because you can't, that's too much food and water. Who just said Tan, are you
good? I don't think he's good, bro. I think he did, man. W's head. I don't think it's
too early to put Tan over Dolores, but he's on his way to become the best
character not gonna lie he is literally on his way to becoming the best character chat
like seriously he's the goat man like it's to the point where i'm like i don't know man i'd like
to start playing as Ted but he has lower sanity you know what i mean chat look the only reason
why you don't play as Ted is because Dolores has better sanity that's it and that's like a big
thing you know. I don't know Chad, did one of y'all like pep talk Ted or something? Because
he all of a sudden one day just turned into an absolute beast. I don't know how. I don't
know what I don't know how but like literally for the past like week and a half he's been
an absolute monster. We have every item in the game except for one right now by the
way and that's the briefcase. The devs buffed them due to imagine. Casual day 35 Chad.
Chad, look, I'm not happy about letting Ted die right now, either.
There has been times where we have been glad that Ted's dead,
but I'm not too happy either, you know.
What's your PB out of retirement?
We got 338 like a week ago, didn't we?
Or is that like two weeks ago?
That was like two weeks ago.
There's Pancake.
Let's go.
We're going to do the food thing.
We're going to do the map.
That's what we're doing.
We're taking the three food over the water right now.
100% casual day 41. Let's go
Casual chat am I a casual would you consider me a professional 60 seconds player?
Like I think I'm like considered a professional right
Like I could put that my Twitter bio like professional 60 seconds dude. We need to go bro
We need to make a 60 seconds league, dude
dude. But that's what we need to do man. There's pancake. Chat I was once six in the world that's
got to be considered professional. All right gave up a can of food for pancake. I'm liking
this so far I'm not gonna lie I'm liking this. Wait chat let's see what the player count
is for 60 seconds right now. Let's see everybody put your guess in. Last time we checked
it was like 400 dude 60 seconds reanimized player count 242 players 242 players and it
went months and months and months with like 6070 80 players you just know there's some
goober in here right now just just like watching the stream sweat and trying to get the world
record you already know that's happening yo pancake can you come back pancake pay
up to believers baby let's go believers give paid baby finally pancake we're
about to get three foods which is which is absolutely beautiful all right three
foods chat let's go look at that look at that now for the water situation
remember if we get the trade for the water for the gun we're a hundred
percent doing that who just said pancake was followed yo somebody said how
How did you unlock the Halloween skin for 10?
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, he's dead, man.
This ain't no Halloween skin.
Wait, there is Halloween skins for this game, though, right?
I don't know how to get them.
Wait, Jen, how do you actually get the skins in this game?
58.
Oh, you got to do the challenges?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we're not doing that.
She gets killed doing that.
Remember, if we get the option to rob somebody,
we're doing it.
because it obviously doesn't matter for Raiders, apparently.
But we're not doing the retirement home.
Dude, I would not mind getting the no item world record
to my goal line.
What'd you put two in quotations for?
Yeah, I'm gonna have this one too.
Yo, can I get the water trade?
Hello?
Does that mean only food and water?
No, I think it means like nothing
you start with, right?
Or not tripping.
The radio might break here, but it is what it is.
It did break.
That's fine
We know that it can't break again now that we get it back
Somebody immediately said no radio like buddy. I know there's no radio
We just lost it. Can I please get some water?
Yo, wow, what the gift appreciates you?
Everybody type what day you think we're making it to
Personally, I'm feeling like a PB right here
Day 70, day 70, go for it, she got sick, did we get anything for it though?
So worth, oh my goodness, what?
That is so worth, now we know that the radio can't break again from using it, well yeah
maybe I should have waited for the shower thing first, but I don't get some water.
Two more foods, oh my goodness, wait a minute Chad, 75, look at the amount of food
Wait hold up yo pixel with the 5000 bits W pixel
Hey case of the stream this word to give a tip the event where refugees ask for either medkit water or food
When it pops up give them water and it will put Dolores the maximum sanity
So you can do all three robbing events got any sanity loss yo w w bits appreciate you
Yeah, but that's like losing a water though. You know what I mean?
disgustingly bad trades. Wait chat we trade the cards for a briefcase, right? Yeah, we
do that all day. We have the checkers. Yo, RIP with the five get the WRIP. Now, if that's
a situation to where we don't have checkers, you know, we're not we're not doing that.
We just got food. Let's go. Let's go chat. Come on, man. I'm liking this. I'm just
Tell me check there's something I'm thinking about trading that flashlight
worth
Worth chat worth. We already did pancake do not gotta use the restroom again
I've been drinking too much water because I'm a health fanatic center something happens. Let me know
Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm walking chat type one if you're locked in
Ted moves chatted Ted move while I was gone
Horrible trades. It says you got followed
did I walk oh it's my sandal I sold again I feel like we should do this yo
ruddy with 100 gifted subs what oh my goodness chat give me some W's for ruddy
with a hundred gifted subs dude what that is absolutely insane chat give me
some W's for Ruddy with the 100 gifted subs. That is absolutely wild. I appreciate that
Ruddy with the 100 gifted. Thank you. W Ruddy, that is wild. W Ruddy, seriously, I appreciate
that. Thank you, man. Shout out. We're risking it here. Let's go. W Ruddy, man. How that was worth.
Wow that was worth that was so worth type one if that was worth and here's the
thing look we're gonna trade the gun for four waters when we get the chance to as
well day 90 day 90 chat we still haven't got the roaches either oh my goodness we
need to launch the craft of med kit right now we really need her to craft
this med kid. 93. 93. Yo, Cypher, you're delusional. Case! Uh, you fail every time, because you
rated and that draws the Raiders every time. Ha ha. Buddy, we proved that wrong literally
two days ago. We had three Raiders come three days in a row, and we did not do a single
raid. It's all luck. Please don't go crazy here, Dolores. I'm begging you. I'm begging
you. I love you Dolores. Thank you! I can't believe. Wait, what? Rudy just gifted another
hundred subs. Bro just dropped 200 gifted. Are you kidding me? What? Give me some Ws
for Rooney with the 200 gifted. That is insane. We just got cards. Chad W Rooney with the 200
gifted songs. That is wild. That is a lot. That is a lot. Give me some W's for Rooney,
man. I really do appreciate that. Thank you. That is crazy. That is actually crazy. W Rooney,
bro. I appreciate that. Thank you. Chad, if you didn't get one of those 200 subs, that's just unlucky.
All right. Day 100. Appreciate that, Rudy. Seriously. Thank you. That's wild. Thank you, man.
Believer's about to get paid up again. Pay up to believers. Believer's paid up again.
Appreciate that for real, Rudy. Thank you. Chad, you don't be crazy if you're randomly
gifted subs to people that weren't even in the stream over you. Could you imagine
We're skipping that one. Wroody for real. Thank you, bro. Wait, that does actually happen.
I would think they would give them out to the people that are in the stream before random people that don't even watch.
That is crazy, bro. Yeah. Dude, no way.
I'm about to scam this loser. This dude's straightening me cards for a medkit.
Get scammed, idiot!
Ha-ha!
Get scammed, loser!
Wait.
Hold up.
We have one mutant, right?
That dude must've really needed some cards, chat.
Grab the free scab.
No, we don't have it yet.
We're still waiting on it.
It's day 107.
They need to hurry up.
108, chat.
Starting to get real.
So it's good, though.
We didn't even have to craft it yet.
Don't break the radio.
just just just just just ruined me man we didn't get it back though we can get it back
oh free scab trade the gun for four waters hello wait did we get the free scab
no we got the other mutant i think we got the radio back absolutely beautiful radio back
Yeah, we beat it today, yep, so did this is our like fourth time getting cards this run,
by the way, casual day 116 right now, I'm not gonna lie, I feel like we might have to skip
this one. No, we need to do it. We got to take a risk, bro. We have to. She's gonna go crazy.
It's over. She did not go crazy. Oh my goodness Dolores. You were the goat
We didn't get anything
Wait, I don't think we lose sanity for that though because we didn't get anything
Somebody said ill neighbors for not letting us rob them. What?
119 did I wish there was a sanity bar? I'm not gonna lie
Once oney man, that's how much I wait need some water though. I'm keeping the radio for now
I'm keeping the radio. I'm keeping it
Because we're gonna get the gun trade soon. We have to we still have not gotten the gun trade for the four waters
That was not a sale dude. Stop
Trust me, man. That was four waters. I know it was four waters buster
The radio is more important than the gun right now
Because again the gun or the radio can help us get the gun back once we got rid of it
Now yeah, would it have been great to have four waters right there? Yeah, but we're still gonna get
You know, wait, we're about to get some good luck here.
Something good's about to happen.
Chats, something good's about to happen soon.
Wait, this is the exact reason I kept the radio.
Okay, this is the exact reason I kept the radio
for this exact thing.
Come on, give me something good here.
We have gotten crazy stuff from this before.
We came back with like four food before.
Let's hope we get something good.
Beautiful.
Only two.
I think you're misunderstanding how important two foods
are in this game.
That lock in.
132.
132, chat.
That's going to help us with some sanity right there.
Chat, all in favor of me taking Ted's place in 60 Seconds
type one.
Oh, that's great.
There went the axe.
We have to use the med kit here.
She's going to go crazy.
It is what it is.
Good news is we have the spray.
Jack, good news is we have the spray.
Everything's fine.
Wait, give me something good here.
Where's the roaches at?
Dude, I don't know where the roaches are.
They need to show up.
The radio broke twice in one run.
Yes, game sucks.
Yeah, that sure didn't happen though.
What's his name?
We finally got the free scab.
We just now got the free scab, Jack.
Can you believe it?
Which is good.
Yeah, the world record holder says once the radio breaks,
once it doesn't break again, bro was wrong.
Case, you should play Zucosis at some point.
Bro's been living under a rock for the past two days.
Dude, it's on my YouTube.
And we got a good ending, too.
We got the med kit back.
Let's go.
I need the water trade.
That's going to be it.
This is going to be the water trade right here.
Watch.
No, I'm not doing that.
I don't have the water to give.
Don't have the water to give believers about to get paid up again. By the way
Are you planning mad at the adventure tomorrow bro? If it comes out a hundred percent
There's absolutely no doubt
Okay, the good news is we don't have any weapons right now. We still have a mutant which is just as good as a weapon
Yeah, that's that's the raiders knocking right there GG
When they're gonna give me a radio back or a gun I prefer a gun. Please give me a gun. We got the axe
That's just as good. Let's go believers got paid up to come on
beautiful
Beautiful!
There's the roaches, finally!
That's gotta be them.
Okay, when we get the other option for the roaches,
we're gonna get one food and one water from it.
Why are the roaches good?
Cause they give you a food and a water.
I don't know why, but they do.
And I appreciate them for it.
There it is.
That's big!
Remember, Chad, we do have the free scab, too.
We do have the free scab.
If we can, we're gonna scab it 200 plus, you know?
Do you believe I believe I do 160 which is more than what I weigh
Can I get the gun back? Maybe oh my goodness? That's the kind of look we need. Let's go
Now if we could get even more lucky and they don't come back for a long time, I'm begging you
Please do not let them come back for a long time, man. I don't know man. This is looking
This is looking good. Don't say it. I said it's looking good
I said it, chat.
Y'all really believe in Jintzen, man.
All right, the food situation's still looking good,
but, you know, the main thing,
dude, the main thing that we're worried about right now
is the Raiders not coming back.
It's a myth.
I think it's a myth, too.
170.
You have 112 days worth of food.
Really?
Yeah, we also have a mutant for the Raiders.
Yeah, we have the gun and the mutant
starting to get nervous.
Chat, once we start hitting around 200,
I start getting nervous.
I'm not gonna laugh if you see her one day after starvation.
It could go a long way.
Yeah, but like that you go crazy if you do that for too long.
Like the longer she stays in like starvation status, she goes
like she loses sanity and gets sick.
175.
Kev's lazy.
Don't disrespect Ted.
He's the goat right now.
Hey, there, right?
Ted is the goat right now.
He has been bro.
He has been performing to an unbelievable degree recently.
You know, dude, I'm liking this 180.
I wish we had the radio right now and I'm a lot.
Chad, what's better, the real life harmonica or in the game?
They should let me do the voice acting for the harmonica.
You know, lock in Dolores.
Got a double feed right here.
It is what it is.
Chad, do you believe in a 300 plus, man?
Do you believe if Raiders don't come through?
Yeah, that's the only thing that's been stopping us.
Raiders are the only thing that's gonna stop us, dude.
Once it gets around day 200, the days start flying by.
190 chat, 190.
The devs are watching, so they're about to start
messing with the game, probably.
What are the odds of actual devs like really in here, though?
You think?
Dude, they gotta be.
They probably just laughing, dude.
Oh man, this is wild, dude, this is wild.
Man chat we're about to hit 200 and I'm not talking pounds. Are you gonna send it eventually?
Yeah, it's gonna be a man though you think playing harmonica keeps the rent the Raiders away because that's what the world record does
That's what I've been doing
Let's go pay up the believers, baby. Let's go
Nice
Chat we're locked in bro
We're locked in right now
Nevermind this game sucks. I hate it
Can you give me the axe back?
It's like as soon as day 200 hits, they start messing with it, bro.
Game sucks!
They're like, yeah, he's on 200.
Let's go ahead and start tweaking it.
Wait, chat, how many days was it since the last raid came through?
How many days was that?
40?
See, in the world record, one bro was getting like 70.
You know?
We still have the mutant though, chat.
We're not completely without everything.
We still have the mutant, so it's not like we're weaponless.
How long is it gonna be before we get the cinder unless the Raiders come through?
Wait, what did I just ask?
Wait, what did I just ask? What are y'all saying 80 days for? Oh, how much food I got? Yeah, you're right.
This game's terrible, bro.
Can I get a weapon back here, maybe?
Of course not, bro.
GG. I just don't understand, chat.
Like, honestly, like the Raiders should not come back for a long time now. I don't get it, bro.
I've got a cinder. I don't get it chat. I don't see didn't bring back a weapon
Dolores wait a minute we can fix the gun wait a second wait the gun can be fixed
now because she got a radio that fix the gun no it didn't fix the gun no please
no Raiders man she brought back for foods for waters and a radio she's the
goat chat late game scab goat there's no doubt about it bro change the map why
would I ever do that what you just had like the best scab ever chat the goat
the goat dude are they gonna let me fix the gun please please let me fix the gun
before they come back please we still have the food and water things from
the radio and the gun fixing thing. Like can I please have it? You got a hurry radio.
They could come back any day. Once we have that gun I will feel so much better bro. Please.
Chat I don't know. W Dolores though not gonna lie that's why she's still the goat. She
remains the goat. Yeah chat the radio is not working bro. They're gonna come back
any day. I'm begging you radio. I'm begging you. I'm begging you right now. Touch the radio.
It's not gonna work. Chat chat. Chat chat. Chat chat. Give me a thing. So there's multiple
things that can happen here. She can get hurt. We could they can take two foods they can take
two waters or they can take everything as long as we as long as they don't take everything
that is fine worst case scenario they take everything but surely they won't she got hurt
that's completely fine we have a med kit for that do I just need to fix the gun man if they
just let me fix this gun it's all right bro i might have to send her i'm not gonna watch
yeah i might have to but the thing is we don't have a lock bro i've got to send her
the believers i'm gonna send her with like a bottle of water she has her best scabs with a bottle
the water. I'm not in the line or so I sit up with the map low key the map. We cannot
risk the gas mask. There's no way if it breaks the games over. No matter what happens right
here Dolores, you're the goat. We might not even be able to come back because we don't
have a lock. Let's just hope. Let's just hope. Oh my goodness you. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. She's the goat. It's not even funny. Are you kidding me right
now Dolores three waters and some spray we're not gonna make the med kit with
the spray no weapon the spray is a weapon chat if we get the option to make
the to make the med kit we're not doing it dude W Dolores man you can have a
300 plus here y'all are just y'all are just saying she got followed and if she
did get followed there's no we can do about it anyway we had to send her you
You used the spray, man.
Like of course they come back already!
You know?
They took two cans of food as well.
You gotta be fisting me.
The spray was useless.
Nah, I think it lessened what they coulda done.
I legitimately don't understand
how the world record run barely got raiders.
I don't understand.
Do I just have the worst look in history chat?
Should I send her?
No.
The odds of her coming back alive
from another expedition is like very slim.
and they took the rest of my food.
I'm gonna send her on 275 or something.
Or no, I'm gonna send her now.
I gotta send her now.
I have to.
I gotta send her now.
Dolores and her Bob the water in a dream.
Is this our second best run since we came out of retirement?
By the way, I think it is, right?
This is our second best run, right?
GG277.
Chat, when I get off stream,
I am literally gonna do so much studying
Tonight it's not even funny and I am going to boil down every single option that I possibly can to figure out why the Raiders show up to my house so much.
Chat unlucky Raiders though but W run no live chat W run actually I think that's our second best runs as we came out of retirement 278 like dude how many times we defend our shelter hold up.
Let's see how many times we defended it six that feels like a scam that feels like more
than that I'm not gonna lie chat you know what I'm not even hurt I'm not even hurt by
that chat you know what w1 w string chat I love y'all bro I'm not even mad I'm really
not mad bro I'm not does it suck yeah but I'm not even mad at that one chat w1 great
stream chat. I love y'all, bro. Pay up them doubters, I guess.
You gotta pay it up. Yo, swimfish with the five get the W swimfish chat. I love y'all,
bro. For real, man. Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the get good subs, doughnose bits follows. And of course, I appreciate
all y'all for this hanging out. Hey, we'll have a good rest of y'alls night. Have
a good day tomorrow. See y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen. I love y'all, man.
All right. Peace out y'all.