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you W Subbers red hoodie. Chat.
How's everybody's day going on
a scale of one to 10? Let me
hear it, man. Chat. How we doing
baby? Y'all miss me. Be honest.
Yo, uh, uh, chef Izzy, uh,
year senior big lift whoops appreciate you w suburbs chat I always miss the
hoodie vote yes red today chat what y'all do that man y'all do anything
interesting today yo yo rubber ducky with the five gifted subs and Abby with
the five gifted chat give me some W's for rubber ducky and Abby with the
gifted songs dude my stomach hurt
chat my stuff bro chat listen dude look you know usually I tell y'all not a big
eater brah I went kind of crazy today I'm not gonna lie to y'all play Zuko says I
haven't downloaded bro why are the reviews bad on it yo gazelle with the
five get the W gazelle chat why are the reviews bad on Zuko says what
happened. That's a crazy name. Thank you for the five and silky with the five as well. W
gifters. Wait, we're about to hit 80 K or yo, that's crazy. Yo, doc with the five, give
that as well. W doc and kicks with the five as well. W K yo, W gifters chat. What do I
will do chat? I want to go download. Uh, what's I did download it? Zucosis bro to
reviews was looking rough on it dude dude is it just me or is like every new
game that comes out get bad reviews yo Christy with the five get the W
Christy oh my goodness but Tavia with the 50 gifted sobs give me some W's for
but Tavia with the 50 gifted tastes those couple out of lid with the five
cooped troop with the five uh Seth's drums with the 10 get this what was
Good set W Seth chat W Batavia with the 50 get that I really appreciate that what did this goober just say with the
Five get that as well W Batavia with the 50 shall we hit 80k subs, dude
Chat 80k subs is crazy, bro
You'll phantom with the five gifted
Shall we've never hit 80k before that's actually crazy chat w everybody
80k is actually insane not gonna lie
They said the trailer isn't anything like the game yo boss man with the five as well w boss man with the five
That's at chat 80 K's actually insane. No, I appreciate y'all bro. That's that's crazy
Yo phantom what another 10 w phantom and Dave and with five as well chat w gifters bro. What?
Do w gifters?
Chet, look I'm gonna go show y'all, bro y'all's get all
this crump today look yo Dave, appreciate you. Chet,
that was crump day. Everybody was like, oh man, uh, uh, uh,
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, a
suit coses came out. I'm like, oh man, here we go. Yo,
rear with the 5W, rear with the 5. Look, I'm a show y'all,
bro. Do when I see through reviews, I was like, uh-oh.
Dude, when I see the reviews, I was like, uh-oh, hold on, let me show y'all, bro.
Let me show y'all, Chad, give me a second, man!
Yo, Phantom with another 10, W Phantom with another 10, Chad.
Chad, W gifters, please and thank you.
Oh my goodness, girthquake with 25 gifted as well.
Give me some Ws for girthquake with...
Amanda, the adventurer, too, comes out in two days.
Tell me you're lying. Okay, man. That guy there's literally
There is no news of a man of the adventure or two coming out in two days. Why did you just lie about that?
Yo, Kinsey with the 25 gifted as well chat w Kinsey with the 25 gifted as well
W derp quick with the 25 Kinsey chat w gifters. Well, let me show y'all real quick though. Look
Yo, seriously w gifters are like actually I appreciate y'all are crazy. Thank you y'all are great
Look, hold on, Chad, look, look at this, you'll honor with the five W honor with the five.
Look at the reviews.
And the thing is, I seen that I was like, okay, maybe it's above 50%, at least 46%.
I don't know what's going on.
Yo Brady with the five W Brady, Chad, we're still going to try and give our own review,
right?
that rate Jack W. Jack. Appreciate you Jack. But look, I don't know why. Look, let me click
on the reviews real quick. Look, Oh, steel panda bear said feels like a cast round. I
don't know why the Twitter page said and man to the adventurer to is dropping October
second. I'm going to cry. Oh my goodness. No way. Yo, Miss Makayla with 10 get the
W. Ms. Makayla with the 10 gifted. W. Ms. Makayla. Thank you, Ms. Makayla for the 10 gifted.
Oh man, did the adventure of tools in two days? Yo, Billy with the 5. W. Billy with the 5.
But look, look right here. Look, Fedora Owl with a negative review.
Just streamed the game and I'm sadly disappointed with how it turned out.
Mostly because making the medicine makes zero sense and it's way too confusing.
I read that I'm like, yeah, I'm not gonna like this game
Yo FPS with the five WFPS
Something being way too confusing I'm like ooh, yeah, that's bad
Yo shut up. Secuna's booty juice. I'm not playing apex
Look look here. Here's one from Cromulan right here peep this
This game was actually such a bummer
I was really excited for it after seeing the initial trailers and was expecting a very different game
But chat y'all know how we get down, bro
Yo, Stalia with the 5W Stalia with the 5. Thank you
Chat y'all know how we get down though. We will try it and make our own decision. Okay
But look here's the thing chat. You'll lift with the 5W lift with the 5 get to thank you
Chad, here's the thing, just because something's got negative reviews go into it, we can't
go into it and be like, this is going to suck.
You know what I mean?
Like for example, Chad, say Granny had negative reviews.
Would we still like it as much?
Would we?
Yo, Addison with the five gifted, W Addison with the five gifted, and boss man with
the 10 get the W Addison with the 5 W boss man with the 10. Thank you. What did this dude
just say? Play Epic Mickey rebrushed. Buddy, I'm not playing no Epic Mickey, dude. You
got me messed up. Dude, you got me all the way messed up. You think I'm playing Epic
Mickey? Dude, does anybody else remember the trailers from Epic Mickey back in the
today. Yo, Casos lover, Caden with the five gift. Excuse me. Cartoon with the five. Thank
you. W gifters. Check the reviews for granny. Oh, if they don't have good reviews, I'm
going to riot. Granny. Granny one has overwhelmingly positive aura. Just aura. Absolute aura. Yo,
Phantom with the five W Phantom with the five
Overwhelmingly grainy one is the game. I remember playing on mobile. I was a lot younger and
Begin terrifies. What does that mean?
Yo Addison with 20 gifted again chat. Give me some W's for Addison
With another 20 gifted subs. Thank you Addison chat W Addison row with the 20 gifted subs
that is absolutely insane thank you w Addison thank you w Addison so chat we have over we
have overwhelming positive on granny one okay let's see what granny two let's see what granny
reviews are. Overwhelmingly positive. It's just OOAH!
Boss Man with 50 Gifted Subs, oh my goodness chat. Give me some Ws for Boss Man with the
50 Gifted Subs dude. Dude why do people keep coming here saying talk to AI? I don't know
what you're talking about. Yo, seriously chat. W Boss Man with the 50 Gifted. Thank
you boss man like actually w boss man I appreciate that bro seriously thank you
w boss man with the 50 chat give me some w's for boss man actually chat what
y'all are saying do it I don't know what y'all are talking about wait what is
that what is this character AI is it a website let me click this real quick
yo Daniel with the tin gifted w Daniel and Torina with the tin give me some
W's for Torina and Daniel with the 10 gift. It's thank you
Phantom with 20 y'all are actually insane
Phantom with 25 gifted give me some W's for phantom with the 25 gifted. Thank you
W phantom
Actual W gifters row y'all are crazy. They better not be trolling
They better not be trolling
They better not be saying to know it says tune in October 2nd
That don't mean the game's coming out, bro
Yo, earthquake with ten gifted W. Gehrquake with ten gifted
Captain oval with its in as well W. Gehrquake W. Captain oval. Hold on. Let's let's watch this real quick
My favorite is peach pie
It's gonna be another trailer dude
Yo Phantom with another tin gifted subs, bro
W Phantom with another tin gifted subs dude, seriously. Thank you, bro
Yo tango with ten you can talk to you can talk to Chris Redfield and character AI wait what?
Tango with the tin w tango with the tin. Oh my goodness
Yo w get there seriously yo hold on
You have to sign in to do it
They have chris redfield bro
chat
No, I can't do it. I'm making an account bro
Yo ghost face what the team get the w ghost face what the team get the thank you ghost face w ghost face
Dude, is it bad? I feel like that'd be bad
wouldn't that be like
That'd be like bad, huh
TOS really poppy playtime chapter three as well
Oh my goodness, what's going on with all the games?
What?
You know what's made with coffee milk?
It's sweet and creamy, that's all right.
Oh, Chapter 4, you mean?
TAKALATE!
Copy-Playtime Chapter 4 trailer.
Oh my goodness, when does it drop?
When does it lock in?
Cases subby with the 5.
I don't know what that means, thank you.
5W Addison with another 5.
Really gonna make me wait till January.
Yo, Phantom with five gifted W Phantom Addison with another 10 gifted W Addison and boss man with 25 gifted
W boss man with the 25 gifted and Zach with the 10 W Zach your chat
Moxie with the five as well chat W gifters. We're about to hit 81 K. Y'all are crazy
Y'all are actually crazy. No lie. I appreciate y'all for real. Seriously. Thank you
Some goober in the chat just said oh it's only three months only three months do
you understand that's that's a fourth of a year buddy Addison with another 10 W
Addison with another 10 chat Kurt with five W Kurt big with the five ghost
face with the five Stella with your chat W gifters please and thank you y'all
are absolutely insane thank you to W gifters man what hold on let me see
What y'all talking about with this?
Yo Abbie with the five and uh, uh bubbles with the five
W gifters hold on Chad
Why do you have to have an account Liam with the five W Liam?
Abram again Docs doing this there ain't no way
Hold on. Y'all can't see my screen, right? Yeah, I don't even know my password
Y'all know my password chat
Yo Phantom what's here again W Phantom what's here again Johanna with the 35
gifted dude at W Johanna with the 35 gifted subs what is happening up in here
oh my goodness W Johanna guns with the five W guns W gifters Chad if you
haven't gotten a single one of these subs you're the most unlucky individual
Hold on chat. I'm trying to figure this out. Hold on chat. Should I just leak my password right here?
So I wonder if I should leak my password. Chat hold on man. Yeah GG chat I don't know my password.
I'll do it tomorrow. Yo courage with the 5W courage with the 5.
Oh you're right that is my password. Dolores is toilet. Not didn't work I must have changed it.
to change it yell captain oval with the 5w captain oval yo wait y'all actually
can't see the screen right okay that'd be like it'd be extra bad hold on I think
I might know it give me a second wait I might have it this doesn't work it's
gg for today chat am I skinny yeah gg I'll get it set up tomorrow yo bin with
the 5w bin you know what's crazy bro people's been coming in a chat recently
at least saying it looks like I slimmed down. Do you agree? Yo, yo, Mickey with the five gifted
swimfish with the five gifted chat, bro, W get there's almost 81 K. What are y'all doing?
Y'all are actually phantom gifted 50 chat phantom with another 50 gifted subs. Give
me some W's for Phantom. What another 50 gifted? What are y'all doing, dude? Dude,
W Phantom. Seriously, thank you, Phantom. You're absolutely insane. W gifters, be
it's skinny. Dude, I'm hoping a man of the adventure comes out in two days. Yo,
Zach Ryan with 25 as well. W Zach Ryan. What the? There's a demo on Steam for
man the adventure too. Yeah, we played that like two months ago. W Zach Ryan and phantom
with another 25. What are y'all actually doing? Y'all are legitimately insane. What are y'all
doing? W phantom again. Y'all are crazy, bro. When you turn sideways, you disappear facts.
Look, chat, say where did he go? Be like, be like, Hey, where'd he go? And then when
turn back around be like yo how'd that happen oh where'd he go back told y'all yo
lily with the five gifted w lily with the five gifted thank you dude the dude
the twi we hit 81k bro we were at 79,020 minutes ago and y'all literally hit
81k in like the span of 20 minutes. Bro, what are y'all doing? Dude, y'all are crazy, bro.
Case is my milk man with the five gifted. What? What did this message just say? A kid broke into
your house today, earlier today around five p.m. Yo, fill up 1234567891. That's impossible.
but okay what is bro smoking what is bro smoking dudes that a kid broke into your house around 5 p.m.
buddy that's impossible yo maya with the five get the w maya with the five get the dr. pepper
with the five in cases my milkman with the five thank you chat y'all are insane dude can i get
some w chats in the chat bro y'all are wild the sub count ain't me chat that's all y'all dude chat
that's all y'all man literally chat be honest who's better mere the milk man be real pepper with
the five w dr pepper cartoon with the five wait a minute wait a minute chat we're about to test
something if y'all do the wrong thing I'm probably gonna shut the stream off yo
none of your business with the five gifted thank you let's go
I did own me, baby, what I thought milk man
w poll that being said can somebody explain to me why almost 2000 absolute
losers voted the milk man are you actually
kidding me yeah who are the 2000 people that
voted milkman yo Angelina with the five w Angelina dude 81,000 subs is actually
wild bro yo chat dude that is crazy bro that's like actually you know chat y'all
are crazy bro yeah who were the 2,000 people that voted milkman chat type one
if you voted me to if you voted milkman case play Zuccosis now or I'll
genuinely start tweaking start tweaking them bro throw a brick through your
TV I already said we're gonna play it and we're probably gonna play it for 10
minutes and get off because the reviews are bad but what to see yo yo shizzie with
25 gifted give me some W's for shizzie and angel with the five gifted chat
W shizzy with the 25 gifted subs bro. What y'all do when W gifters chat seriously?
Thank you
Bro, W shizzy man. Seriously. Thank you. W gifters bro. Y'all are crazy
Rank these 60 seconds characters, but you can't change
You know what Ted yo client with the five gifted W client
Chat you're probably gonna be like, you know
This is crazy what he's about to say, but I'm about to say it if you would have talked to me a month ago. I
Would have put Ted at seven
Absolutely, no hesitation at all
But as we sit as we sit here today
Ted is the second best character in 60 seconds
I'm putting them at two
How is there seven there's only four where the other three coming from
Six, I guess?
Seven, you're the biggest loser to ever walk this planet. They need to decode you out of the game.
You are worthless and bring nothing positive to anything. You're a bum. You're at seven.
Are you kidding me?
You know what? I'm putting Timmy under the bandits even.
I gotta put bandits at five because I put MJ at six.
I'll pay with the five W pay. I see her out of my peripheral vision. I already know it's Dolores number one
Pancake you that's number three
And because this like ends the game for
See I'm giving all the cats like the worst ranking because they literally in the game how many kids like seven cats
Yo, Angel with the 5W Angel.
Ever get to the point in the game where all these cats are in your shelter, the game's over.
Because the game literally ends, I think they dookie so much in there you run away.
Or they eat you, I can't remember. But it's bad.
Rank these roller coasters, but you can't change.
I put everything at 10, who does this?
Like dude, I'll never understand people that go on roller coasters, I'll never understand.
because literally imagine you're on this thing at this very moment in the ride,
the thing snaps and you fall in all of that metal and just get mangled then the roller coaster comes
down and like decapitates you. There is abs, I can't believe this, no I can't even rank them.
Legitimately do not understand how something like this can be safe. Final destination ruined it
for me literally exactly when I was a kid and I saw the final destination movie I
literally never wanted to go on a roller coaster ever again I do I do not I do
not understand how this is like I don't get it bro and they got that one chat
what was that one it was like a euthanization roller coaster like the
roller coaster was angled at like a certain degree and if you went down
like kill you it's not real yeah I know but it was still like written up yeah
it was like a million circles at the end it just kill you okay this is the safest
looking one so far this one's made out of wood bro what are the ones where it's
attached above your head which is even worse I can't I can't I don't I've
never get it bro I'll never understand how people go to a theme park and just
get on these things man. The the extent of one that I would ever get on is those big ones where you
jump in like a big giant canoe and you go down a water slide then go into the water that's all I do
there's no way chat it's fun how many people actually are like me versus how many people actually
like roller coasters oh man it's actually close wait no is catching up to yes I've never been
on one good the I've been on one roller coaster my whole life and I'll never go
on another one because I got peer pressured into going on it it literally
felt like my brain was shaking around in my head like it wasn't attached
anything I could like feel my brain hitting like the inside of my skull dude
it's bad man Chad it's bad bro small group of close friends or large network
of acquaintances. Nobody on this planet would be choosing blue. Always be the one to plan
every social event. Nope. Nope. Or never be able to plan anything. Only communicate through text
messages or only communicate through phone calls. Probably phone calls, man. Just so you
We can quickly say what you need to say and just get it over with.
Because a lot can be like misinterpretated over text, you know what I mean?
Always be surrounded by people or always be alone.
Well, that's beat.
I mean you can't always be surrounded by people 24-7.
You have to have some alone time.
Have a perfect memory but unable to share it.
Or forget everything after a week.
live in the moment. That makes no sense. You can live in the moment anyway. What is that?
They always like run out of ones and at the very end, they just they just like throw something
up there. You know what I mean? Rank these seven horror classics according to me, but
you can't change. I never watched it. Never seen it. I'm gonna have to go seven because
I've never seen it.
Is this the movie that has Shaggy from the Scooby Doo live live action whatever in it?
I might give it top three just because he's in there.
Ghostface with the five gifted.
Thank you.
It's not scary.
Yeah, it's not scary.
You're right.
But it's kind of like a vibe to just put on a TV and just like sit there and be like
it's kind of chill.
You know what I mean?
I might go for because if we're talking like horror, you know, it's not like top three scary
These ain't scary either
But I can't I can't there's no way I can put it above that can I I'm gonna put this in like five
Yo dj buckethead with the five. Thank you
I'm not gonna lie bro when I was a kid this one scared me
I remember being a kid seeing this and being afraid to fall asleep because I thought bro was gonna kill me while
I was sleeping bro. I thought he was gonna invade my dreams and kill me while I was sleeping bro
This dude scared me as a kid. So I might to go three. I'm not gonna lie
Jeepers creep wait what?
Jeepers creepers was filmed where I was born. I'm not gonna lie Jeepers creepers as a kid was the scariest thing
I've ever seen I
Have a vivid memory. I don't know why this one clip from this movie has stuck with me my whole life
And I've never forgotten it. I don't know why but I remember all the kids was like in the middle of the field in that bus
And this one dude takes off running through the field and Jeepers creepers like swoops up behind him and throws like some
Sharook and it hits him in the back dude for some reason to this day. I'll never forget that clip, bro
I don't know why that my whole life
Bro my whole life that's been in my brain that dude running through to running through to uh
running through the field and brought us hits and went like a sherookin or something.
Dude that was scary bro. Keepers creepers over here. Yeah I'm going number one. Yeah oh my goodness
I've never seen this as a kid and be like this is bad. Now as an adult I'd look at it and be like
okay this ain't scary but dude as a kid bro when he had that what's it called and you
remember that one clip when a robot's house he was dumping a body and like that little pit
back there and he looked at him he's driving that old truck dude this movie was scary and I was a kid
dude yeah I'm going number one man
weepers ready to get some weepers that's all those weepers
I'll be hit in the face
the cootie hit him with that sheroopkin
Chuckie?
Chuckie was scary too bro
bro Chuckie was scary too
But he was scary, man.
I remember my brother had a Chucky doll growing up.
I had to burn it while he was sleeping.
I'm gonna go like three.
Seven?
Why are y'all saying seven?
Y'all wouldn't say that to Chucky's face.
Everybody in here typing seven like you tough.
I bet you wouldn't say that to Chucky's face.
That's all this movie.
The only thing I know about this movie
is that he breaks the door down
and goes like, here's Johnny.
What do we have left?
We have two and what left? I don't know what we have we have two and something I'm not putting this in two though
Two and six. Okay, we'll put this in six then
Okay, just don't put the last one on here. I appreciate that you're banned from the discord
Rank these eight capcom characters without changing answers. I don't know who this loser is eight
I don't know who this is either seven lowest number. I got bro
I'm literally saving two and one for Leon and Chris. Yo bubble with the five. Thank you for the five
Number one with ease. Sorry Leon. You're going into Leon Kennedy's voice actor got mad at me for liking Chris more than him
Okay, I guess you ain't gonna put
Leon in here. I guess you ain't gonna put Leon in here. Okay. Just leave him. I just leave him off. I guess, okay
Yeah, sure. Yeah, no Ada Wong either, no, uh, uh, Crouser. No, uh, what was a dude,
what was a dude's name? He wore the sunglasses. He was real cool. What was his name and where's
it at Evil? Albert Wesker. Yep. Where's he at, bro? Where's Albert Wesker at, dude?
Rank these three games you rather play in future based off their gameplay, but you can't change.
What is this? Oh pizza tower? Can't do platformers man. I've played this multiple times on
stream and every time I've ever played it I literally wanted to destroy my setup.
Good in Geometry Dash until the level goes upside down then everything just goes to garbage.
I guess food is food which is fine but who's talking? I saw like two boxes here.
Wait, is this the looting stage of 60 parsecs?
I guess food is food, which is fine, but I sell like two boxes here.
I'm going to pick up one extra person to it, that's a possibility.
I guess we'll pick you up.
Yo, pick him up.
Shovel?
Can you explain to me how this massive man right here only takes up two slots, but
MJ takes up three slots?
So by that logic, I would literally take up one slot then.
Shovel?
Got the shovel?
Okay.
Oh boy.
Oh!
It sucks so bad that after we get the 60 seconds re-atomized world record, which we
are going to get, we have to learn the entire new meta on this game, bro.
Oh, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
This game looks easy, though.
Is this game easy?
Okay.
Well, we got an entire cast.
Low key looks easy.
I'm not gonna lie rank these doors floor one entities, but you can't change
Wait, which one is this one? Is this the one that makes you turn backwards every time it puts like the reversal sign on the screen
You got a turn backwards. Is this it is this this one?
Okay, I hate it with a burning passion put it in five. I'm gonna go for though. They're so
Disgustingly annoying, but I'm holding my number six slot. So I'm gonna have to put this in I'm not to put this in three
6. I hate it. Who is that? I count multiple people saying Jack. I see his name, dude.
Sold this should have been number 6. I sold this should have been number 6. Oh my goodness,
I sold. I sold so bad.
Rank these random songs from my 2000s playlist, but you can't change.
Surely you can't mess this up, right? By the way, what is this picture?
and we're not starting off good. I'm gonna go number 10 with this song.
We are not starting off strong. I'm gonna go number 9.
We're gonna go bottom up Jack.
That's an absolute banger. We're talking top 5 here.
I'm gonna go 5. I'm gonna go 5.
Let's get feelings for all you goodness. That's probably number 1.
one yeah that's definitely number one now that I'm thinking about it yeah this
song is so unbelievably good it's actually borderline criminal yeah I'm
going number one here I'm gonna go four though I'm holding my three and two
flat you never like the single Katy Perry song put her in my lowest line
it isn't the only good maroon 5 song if six is open we'll go six we're
talking number three right here but what is up with the AI voiceover man
starting in my heart he I just cook with this list yo Chad I think I just cook a
little bit like actually dude I cooked you can't say I didn't in the amount of
people that I saw in chat hating on this song when it popped up is actually like kind of sad.
You need to like read, well, this would have said number one slots garbage. If you think this
slot is garbage, like your brain needs to be scanned and figure out how you can dislike this
song. I can understand if you have a closed mind and your mind isn't open to the horizons,
how you would first hear it and be like, Oh, this is corny, this sucks. But if you
You actually have an open mind and sit there and listen to it, it's an absolute bop.
Absolute, I cannot tell you how many times, me as a 26 19 year old man has sat on my back
porch late night with a JBL with the BBL boom box and had it right by my side sipping on
some lemonade listening to this song. Can't tell you how many times, man.
Breathe fire or shoot lightning from your hand.
Okay, what are we in elementary school, bro? I don't care.
A world where magic is real but rare, or a world with only mundane superpowers.
Uh, red?
A personal spaceship or a portal to anywhere on Earth.
The personal spaceship would be absolutely no use,
besides just something to do when I'm bored.
Right? Think about it.
Why would you ever need a personal spaceship? It's not going to be useful.
All it is is going to be like, oh, I'm bored.
Let me go to space real quick.
Blue is the most useful thing in the world.
We're going blue.
Ability to talk to ghosts?
Actually, no, I take that back.
I would turn the personal spaceship into an Airbnb.
It literally charged people a million dollars a night
and make an absolute sack off of it.
Dude.
But even then, even then, that wouldn't even work
because all you'd have to do to make that money
with the blue thing is just, hey,
portal me into the bank vault in some random place.
You TP in the bank vault, you grab money, TP back.
So yeah, we're gonna go blue.
Ability to talk to ghosts or ability to read minds.
I'm reading minds all day.
Forget what them ghosts gotta say.
You think I care what they're talking about?
Blue.
Time travel, but only to the past
or see any moment in history as a spectator.
That's the same thing, ain't it?
That's literally the same exact thing.
If you have red ability, you have blue ability.
It's not, it literally is the same thing.
If you have the ability to time travel
but only to the past,
you have the ability to see any moment in history
but as a spectator.
What are you talking about?
It's the same thing.
Blue means you're physically not there.
Who cares?
It's not the same.
Okay, I don't know what's wrong with y'all tonight, but it literally is the same
This is actually the same thing if you have red you have blue
Rank these Halloween films according to me, but you can't change
Didn't we already do this?
It's all the Halloween movies. I don't know what these are. I don't even know how to write this. I haven't seen three four
So it's not the same. You know what I'm done arguing with you. It's the same thing
Rank these other PS5 messages but you can't change.
What the heck did we just say?
Travis Butterscotch!
Bro, when these, when the first time these came through bro,
like the first variations of these, it was peak man.
Okay, get this thing out of here.
No, that's actually wild.
This is actually wild.
Oh, it's over already?
Why did you have nine rankings on here but there wasn't nine messages?
There was nine messages I would like to apologize, I'm sorry.
Rank these eight NASCAR drivers based on Aura.
What?
I don't know who any of these people are.
Just kidding, he has no Aura.
Let's get back to the real list.
I don't know who any of these people are.
Who are these people?
That guy, that's a dude that died, didn't he?
Yeah, I know him number one. I guess
Jimmy Johnson that's the dude that's died son. I know him to number two
Brought to the put Jimmy Johnson at number one, bro. Dude. I don't watch NASCAR man. I don't I
Never been able to sit here and why now if you watch NASCAR a that's cool, man. You enjoy what you enjoy, right?
You know what I mean
But I can I just can't sit there walk people driving a circle for three hours. There's just no way
There's no way
Like there ain't no ramps there ain't no like like obstacles
It's just straight circle action for like just just straight circle toilet bowl action for three hours. I can't do it man
There ain't no jumps there ain't no in back flips. You know what I mean?
360 no scope try this pastrama
Double back flips, you know
Yeah
What about f1? I don't watch that either the thing is if they if it's the vehicle that's racing at some point doesn't fly into the air
I just can't watch it. I
Guess I'm just a simpleton. I don't know all right couple more
Win the lottery but
spend it all in one day or dumbest thing I've ever heard but okay, bro
Have a steady but moderate income for life
I'm still taking red
Be famous, but constantly in the public eye or be rich but completely anonymous
99% of people are choosing blue here
Work hard and earn everything yourself or have everything provided but never work
Dude, most people are saying blue bro. That's do most people are saying blue man, man, I guess
Red's overrated though
Invest in your dream business risking everything, or work a secure job with no promotions.
That would suck!
A successful career, but no personal life, or a fulfilling personal life, but no career success.
What do you mean by no career success? You mean you ain't got no money, no nothing? Like, I don't understand.
By the way, why is there somebody sitting across from this guy, but half of her is missing?
Yo, Wolf, what the five get the W, Wolf?
Alright, last one.
Oh, actually, two more. I'm doing that one, too.
Rank these six foods, but you can't change.
Uh, there's only audio on my left ear. I'm out of here.
Alright, last one.
Rank these Minecraft biomes, but you can't change.
This one's really mid.
I don't like this biome at all.
It's very, very mid.
It's not my least favorite, but it's not good. So I think it goes good in five
Number one, bro, what you talking about? Why are y'all saying two or three? What is better than planes?
Yo, swim side shake with the five. I'm putting planes at number one
four mid
steel mid
I'm holding my number six lot. I'm holding it
Okay, I'm starting to sell a little bit
We have what two and six left
I'll put this in two. I'm risking it. I'm putting this in two.
I was holding my number six slots for the snow.
Don't care what nobody says. W list.
You could be mad at it if you want. W list.
I'll never understand why so many people like the jungle biome.
I don't know. What do y'all see in the jungle biome that I don't?
I don't understand. What about desert? I don't like the desert either,
but I like the desert more than the snow biome, right?
Desert sucks, but it ain't worse than the snow biome.
Snow biome is horrible.
I hate it.
It's bad.
You're telling me there's pandas in the jungle biome?
Never in my life, we played an entire series
of hardcore Minecraft, like a total of 20 hours.
And why did not see a single panda?
By the way, Chad did y'all see the my clip in the Minecraft live live stream, did y'all see that?
Chad did y'all see them put me dying in my hardcore world in their Minecraft Minecraft live stream?
Because I remember like they was like a can we use some of your clips when you're I'm like, okay bet
They chose me dying in the hardcore world
Show it
We see if it's on YouTube. Is it on YouTube?
Minecraft live
It's right here
Here's what happened in my way. No, it's not it. No, there's no full live stream chat gg
Was that a lemon? What are y'all talking about top right? Oh, is this it?
Let me make sure I don't get let me make sure I don't get a I don't know what minute
Hold on chat. It's loud. Oh my goodness
No chat. I'll never be able to find it, bro
Bottom of media. Okay, it's a media bet chat. This is it
311k out of every clip they could have chose they chose the worst clip of my
life crazy part is that was the last bro what there ain't no way man y'all caught
me in my worst moment dude and I was hurting
Chats, like one of you was here when that happened, bro.
I was hurting bad, bro.
Dude, I was hurting.
It was bad.
It was bad, man.
Y'all remember I just ended stream, bro.
I usually be like, unless my stream crashes,
I'm usually like, hey, good night, you know?
But I just literally ended the stream, didn't say nothing.
Just shut it off.
Oh yeah, chat, this is that art
that I was telling y'all about last night.
Tell me this isn't the cleanest thing you've ever
seen.
Dude, this is so dope.
It's like literally like the world reversed.
We're living an alternate universe
where Ted is the streamer
and I am stuck in 60 seconds
going for a world record run every day, just miserable.
Hear me out on Ted.
Yo, are you serious?
All right, chat, it's time.
Y'all been telling me to play it all day.
Zucosis has released.
Now before we get in here,
the reviews on this game ain't too good.
So we might be playing this for 10 minutes and getting off.
I don't know, the reviews are bad.
So, rate the scab, two out of 10, there's no food.
Two out of 10, there's no food.
Chat, let's go, let's see how it is.
Hold on, chat.
Let's see, chat.
Is this the game where the gravity,
there's nudity in here?
No lock in, let's go.
What is wrong with y'all, chat?
Dude, I'm not giving-
Before we begin, I want you to put down your scribble.
I thought I got doxed.
Wait, hold up.
I'm good. Do that scared me just a couple more things and you'll pull your family out of poverty
Attach this to your chest our scientists require us to do this to see everything that happens in the enclosures
Scientists thought this was a suit
true
Never thought that the smart helix belong right in the zoo
Let's get started first grab your personal BDA it's necessary for interacting
with all the work objects. Congratulations, you've taken the first step to becoming a part
of our close-knit zoo family. Hey, relax! Yeah, I'll find out later. What did he just
do to me? Some I said, Colonel Sanders. You're up low, he would like housing. Oh, you finally
awake? Good. It's time to get to work. Yo. What the hell? What did you do to
I took care of your health working with animals requires prevention you wouldn't want to bring some kind of infection home
Would you by the way? I took your phone as well. I'll return it in the morning after the night. Give my phone back
So I got the job. I thought we had an interview
My wife is waiting for me outside. The job will be yours if you make it through the night
Let's go. I still have a lot to show you
What is going on here?
See what has mixed reviews
Okay, the graphics go kinda crazy, I'm not gonna lie, I don't know what's going on, hold on.
Uh, uh, uh, controls.
This turn is down to about right here, thank you.
Excuse me, I'll quit right now, Buster!
Don't you have the attitude with me?
It's quite spacious here.
Yep, this is our hub.
Y'all have plenty of everything here, except time.
Now we're in the cold room.
Here we store herbs, vegetables, and fish while the meat gets grounded into portions for the animal rations.
And right now we're running low on herbs and vegetables.
Got the hint? Get to it. You can find the instructions in your PDA.
Yo boss man with the 5000 bits W boss man, appreciate you boss man.
Come on, how much longer?
I'm reading sir!
Low two herbal and one vegetable breaks into the trolley.
Two herbal, one vegetable.
Okay, this is easy.
Oh, are you sure this is, is this food?
Are you deliberately wasting time?
I'm literally about to fart in my hand
and slap you with it.
Stop talking to me, dude, please.
My first day on the job,
you wanna act like I'm supposed to be just quick already.
Would it say two herbal and what?
One vegetable.
My time is not infinite.
How about I sit here AFK for three straight hours
and go play something else?
You should hear him complain the whole time.
Your time is infinite as long as you're in my game, buddy.
Okay?
So stop talking.
You okay, so GZ with the five, thank you.
My patience is wearing thin.
Oh, your patience is wearing thin!
What you gonna do about it?
Nothing!
Yeah, I'm gonna take a little walk real quick.
Say something.
Hurry up, see he ain't standing on business.
He ain't gonna do nothing.
Most of the bricks will be left as a reserve.
And take these ones with you.
It's time to show you our workhorse.
So, can't we...
There's something in the works that you're not ready to know about yet. Let's start with the basics.
What's going on?
Can you stop looking at the yo-stop? Dude, he is creepy!
Put graphics on max. You have a 4090. They are on max.
Would he be naked right now if nudity was on?
That's to my patience.
Oh bring the brick Charlie on to the train. Okay. Yep. I got your turn
My two weeks notice in this is the refrigeration
refrigeration
Until you load it here, Katie won't you name this thing Katie?
Okay, we're going to the giraffe enclosure, okay, I'm sorry you said do what now?
Giraffe enclosure, okay.
Yay! We're gonna see the giraffe!
I don't need up to with the five, thank you.
So we're at the giraffe station. Now listen carefully, I won't repeat it twice.
You will if I ask you.
This is our mobile veterinary station. Here you'll be mixing medication for our animals.
Are they sick?
Well, they can be. We need to closely monitor the health of the animals.
We have some quite rare specimens, so the thought of anything happening to them is out of the question.
Take this seriously and we should all be safe for another day. Okay. Follow me
This is our kitchen factory to collect feces for tests. You have to like what?
Favorite food here's where you'll prepare it choose the recipe from the list cut max and you're done any questions
Yes
Excellent
Sue needs those who aren't afraid to ask but even more so it needs those who find answers themselves
All right, enough chitchat. Go to the cutting table.
You said collect what? We picking up dookie?
You need to select the giraffe from the list.
Yeah.
Cook.
Click on the cut button to slice herbs.
Don't make a mistake with the weight.
The exact measurement is displayed on the weight indicator.
Measure carefully.
Excellent, Paul.
Do the same with the herbal brick from the recipe.
Did I do it good? Am I going to get erased?
Cut the vegetable. Yes, sir.
Who is that some little sausages in there?
Check out, see them little sausages?
Who is that some green onions?
I low key eat this.
This ain't bad.
How much?
How much does it cost y'all?
Need to cut off 1.5 kilograms.
So that would be about right here, right, Jack?
No, 1.5 is half of three, right?
That looks like half to me.
Mid-deliver to lower the gadget trolley.
Dude, it sounded so juicy.
Did you hear that?
Oh my yes, sir. Haha. How much y'all paying me by the way am I at least am I at least getting 12 50 an hour because look
I got bills to pay. You know what I mean? I like eating, you know, all right. Let's go feed the giraffe
Can I turn around? I don't like I don't like your
sir
Sir that looked like the biggest Cinepeak I've ever seen in my life. I can't
I never thought a zoo could be organized like this a train
the way he walks! Oh my god!
You hear me out, I'm sorry.
I'm playing.
What you mean move the trolley, I'm pushing it dude.
terminal and select open and closure you said what your bucket and dump the food
in the feeding area look at the Joe Raps man where we got our dream job hey hey
hey why they run up on me a stop uh mister can you help me I'm scared
cuz one kid for them things I'm dead I got no life insurance no okay I'm gonna
go out there. Hey, I got y'all some food. There you go. Hope you like it. Can they eat it? No.
Hey, I got y'all some food. Just give me one second. I don't know how to dump it. Sir, sir, sir,
sir. Hey, hey, hey, stop. Chat, I don't know where to dump it at. I'm scared. Look how big
these things are. Can you stop? I know that stuff don't smell that strong. There's a feeding
area chat would you work here oh this looks like no this is a sleepy area go
back oh it was right there not bad y'all relax no the feeding areas hey look
at the wall look at him eatin yo clear you ain't gonna eat none look how nice
Cleo see chat Cleo's my favorite giraffe he let everybody eat before him
W. Cleo. He just took a dookie. Oh my god!
Needle again? I'm not real sure what they want me to do right now, Chad. Collect it.
I'm not grabbing this with my bare hands, and it won't work.
You think I'm getting paid by the way? I better be getting paid quite a bit here.
But on the NFE...
The what?
What's that?
Mobile Feetal Extractor. In simpler terms, a shit sucker. You've eaten shit before.
And now, you're going to suck it.
I don't know. Why do we need all this?
We need to constantly monitor the health of the animals, and taking excrement for tests is one of your key tasks.
A hundred thousand a year, Paul. A hundred thousand fucking American dollars.
You just-
Excuse me?
Come on, Paul. Don't chicken out.
Okay, you said a hundred dollars, okay? I'll do whatever you want me to, sir.
You a hold on now. Okay. I'll do it. Let's go suck up the dookie. Okay. Look at the steam rolling off of it
Good news is they could have had us doing it by hand, but even for a hundred k
I still the guy there bare-handed and did it not go live. Where's the hippos loser hippos?
Hey, yo, yo, relax. Yo, po. They know you have to do from up from
Confluent up take the TIS to avoid unnecessary questions. It's a thermal imaging system
You can just call it a thermal integer. It's needed to determine the body temperature for animals
But in measure the temperature of the draft hippo top left shut up. Oh, we got to take their temperature because I'm a good employee
43 degrees. He's a dead body. It's Celsius knock. Can I change that? I don't understand like bro
Just use degrees who uses Celsius. It is so confusing
Cleo what we looking at?
39 degrees Celsius. I don't know what's that. Somebody do the map real quick. 39 degrees.
All right. Hey, hang on real quick. Hold on. Yo, Bo, hold on.
Some gadgets are still lying around on different stations and storage rooms.
When you're there, grab those too.
Look at you smiling like you're a nice guy. That smile's going to fade in about 10 seconds, ain't it?
You're smiling. Look at that. Yeah, exactly. You ain't really smiling. You don't like me.
like lightning man as you can see one of the giraffes isn't doing well we need to
make a dart with temporal axe it's a medication for normalizing the
temperature of animals by the way it was developed by one of the local eggheads
interact with the terminal and press the exit enclosure button I gotta shoot
him in the terminal you can check all the analysis you've collected in this
enclosure. Chat Poe ain't doing too good. Poe gon' die!
Can I have some medications too? Well you studied chemical technology in Indiana. You'll
manage. Damn. How do you know all this? Trust me, it's not something worth being surprised
about here. But I barely lasted six months there. Got kicked out in the first year.
No worries. That should be enough to mix a couple of ingredients following your ready
I'm not going to be far-filling up.
Yo, Law with the 5W Law!
Closer to success and the well-being of your family.
Thank you.
Go and load the collective fecal matter into the biomaterial receiver.
Huh?
Don't carry anything into the car. Everything must be sticked on.
And don't forget to put the ships after back in its place.
Okay.
I got the dookie!
Goodness, that's nasty, Chad!
Sir?
Sir?
Where did he go?
You're so jumpy. Now you need to load the trolley into the train. To do this, press the lever inside the car.
You are literally the worst kind of person because you're a person, you're going to quit smiling for me real quick?
Quit smiling for me real quick? Hey, stop, okay. You are the worst kind of person because you're the type of person that will jump scare somebody on purpose
and be like, oh, why are you so jumpy? I can't stand you.
This is our mobile vet station to make temporal acts you need to load those station with enough vials
I did it this time, but in the future you'll have to gather the vials yourself to cook it out
Okay, keep in mind chum. There are not so many vials think twice before using them
So they gonna die if I do that
Dude chat imagine I get one. I'm killed bro. Could you imagine dude? I'd be I'd be sad
tranquilizer
lethal injection dirt from the dirt dispenser
Oh, you've got temporal axe. Now load it into the veterinary gun. It's in the gadget probably.
You gonna make me shoot him?
Thing left is to start the sick giraffe.
Wait, no, this ain't like killing him though, right?
No, this-
Sick giraffe, Paul. Be careful. Don't confuse us all with Paul.
Wait, who are we giving it to?
Sir, who- who's- who's sick?
No, check. This isn't legal injection. This is medicine, so we're good.
We ain't doin' nothin' bad here.
I'ma double check just to make sure.
Let's double check real quick.
Okay, yeah, Poe is the one that don't feel too good.
All right, Poe.
Hey, Poe, where ya at?
What does that dookie logo mean?
Bro, why does he got a dookie logo?
All right, he good.
Poe, is that you?
That's Cleo, what's good, Cleo?
What's that noise, by the way?
Hey, Poe, look.
You ain't feelin' too good right now.
You go feel a little steam real quick, okay?
I'm giving you some medicine.
Don't freak out.
It's gonna hurt just a little bit,
but it's for your own good, hey, relax.
Poe, Poe, he already knows the drill.
Poe, take the medicine, it's just a little steam.
It's for, that's the only way,
oh, chill, Poe, relax.
It's for his own good.
Yeah, he was scared, bro.
Pented around, okay, I don't know what that was,
but I don't like it.
I'm gonna go ahead and go back.
Hey, I just heard a noise in the vents.
Can you explain it so everything went smoothly seems like it? I did this for the first time. Hopefully he'll get better soon
The what her hippos do y'all know like it
Why can't you just stay here? You ain't doing nothing. So when do the butt naked dudes start coming through?
What is this? I don't know what I just picked up, but I picked it up
Every zookeeper is entitled to the service car. This one's mine
If you perform well tonight, you'll get one in the morning. What is it your wife?
Should I tell her you're staying here for the night? Keep in mind. I'll lock you in until morning. Let me just don't talk to her
I think she'll figure it out
As you wish and look Paul don't mess up
I'm stuck. Yes, something's definitely not right here chat
He's all for me a free car like that tomorrow
No, we're dead.
We're dead.
True.
It's just protocol here. They took away my phone and maybe signed an NDA and all I have to do is feed and treat the animals
That's all we got to do. Oh, and by the way, there's plenty of meat here. I want my girls to finally eat and home of food
I'll be right back. Don't go away. You're stealing already
We're stealing on our first day on the job. Are you kidding me? Wait? How do you open this?
Be break for Lily in the forest will drop bombs
Chat, I don't know how to open that up now.
Do I have to put the card out here?
Chat, we're getting fucked.
We're either gonna die or we're getting fired, no in between.
We're stealing from the workplace first aid.
I'm gonna keep it a stack with you.
I don't think this is the type of meat you want to feed the humans.
Here you go, Dolores.
Are you here?
Yeah.
Take this.
Give Jeanette a kiss from Daddy.
It's time for me to work.
We are dead.
Check the next enclosure.
Here we go, chat.
Wait, so I just put everything on here, you think?
I don't know what to feed the next ones, though.
That's the thing.
Like, what do the next animals wanna eat?
I'm just gonna leave this on here.
Kinda chillin' with the animals right now.
Okay, what animals are next, chat?
Let's see, a Wallaby.
They got gorillas in penguins!
They got hippos!
All right, we're goin' wallabies.
What the Wallabies like to eat, chat?
But I guess I'm a wallaby.
He needs an herbal and a vegetable.
All right, cook that.
Two kilograms.
Yeah, that's about right.
A little bit more.
That's two kilograms.
That little sliver is 0.7.
Do it the other way.
No, look, it says we need to cut off two kilograms.
If we only cut, no, we need to cut off that much.
We're doing it the right way.
I'm the professional zookeeper here.
Y'all just lock in two kilograms.
Close enough.
Alright, vegetable.
Put off one kilogram, so .5 needs to be left.
That's about right.
Oh my goodness, they need to give me a raise right now.
Oh my goodness, I'm him!
Perfect.
Alright, Travis, you know what the wall of these are talking about?
You'll appreciate your brain.
You're so bad, I get it perfect.
There's a reason they're paying me 100k a year and not you, loser.
Oh, Maya with the 5WM.
Yo, who, who, yo, what you want?
Who caught him?
He's his door dad.
Give me some lunch.
Thanks, zookeeper.
Paul Connell.
He is not doxxed.
Oh, thank god.
Finally.
Please don't hang up.
I've been trying to reach my husband all day.
He's a scientist?
Clarence J. Summers?
People usually call him CJ.
I'm sorry.
I'm here alone.
Please check for me.
He should be in the lab.
Is there a lab here?
Oh, I understand.
You're new.
G.J.
1-7-6-8.
1-7-6-8.
C.J. Day.
Chat 1768, remember that.
I guess we're going, I guess I have a dead co-worker, that ain't good.
So there's a break room, Chad? Have y'all seen a break room around here?
Remember that number though put the dookie gone back all all right chat. We're going into the wallaby enclosure. Let's see how it goes
So in here we have to
Check the enclosure feed the animals collect and analyze the dookie
blood
Let's just do it penny Sally Amy and Wally. It's the best job ever chat
is one of them dead? Is this one dead? Hello? Oh no, he's sleeping. Chat, he's sleeping. He good.
All right, let's get the food out real quick. Yep. Hey, relax. I'm gonna give y'all some food.
Don't come running up on me. Look, after I feed y'all, I'm gonna need y'all to take some dookies,
okay? Because I gotta collect it. All right, there's y'all's food. Y'all, eat up. Look at
Wally, man. Yo, why Wally gotta cut him? Is that noises that Wally bees normally make?
Because what is that? That is creepy. Alright, let's go and suck up this dookie real quick. Oh my goodness
That's nasty and that's nasty. Alright, where's the last dookie? There it goes. He is collected
Chat we good? Oh, we got to measure the temperature to hold up. Okay Tim
Let's check the temperatures real quick. Make sure I think I
Let's get Wally right here. Was he good you underfed them. No, I didn't lose her
Yo, pity, host, you real quick?
Pity, pity, host, you're p-
Pity, stay right there.
Pity, what's taking?
Pity, no p-
Don't you dare, pity!
Can I turn it?
Oh my goodness, I can turn it.
Okay, has everybody measured?
There's one more, right?
How did this dude get a job?
Because I'm a hard worker.
Dude, that, yo, Sally, you sc-
Where are all Sally real quick?
W Sally, let's go.
The food is wrong, OMG.
Yo, listen here, ma'am.
I literally saw it on the computer
and did exactly what I needed to with the food.
It is correct.
Yo, Wally don't feel too good right now, Chad.
What is this thing?
Chad, what is this thing, dude?
You cut the wrong amount of food off, you idiot.
Okay, keep being a dummy, bro.
Keep being, keep being dumb.
What is this thing?
W Amy, thank you, Amy.
Oh Wally let me get a sound reading real quick. Wally hang on. Wally. Thank you Wally.
Yo I don't care what y'all say, I literally cut the food right. I don't care what y'all say, it literally is right.
Oh let's get the clear, let's get the clear, you let's get the clear.
How am I supposed to get blood off of them?
by the way you absolute dummies if I didn't feed them right why would the
feed the animals thing be done exactly I'm not sure how to get blood off of them
that don't sound too ooh this ain't gonna be good
hold on y'all gotta get some blood action real quick hey Penny how you doing
just one second I need to heal Wally right he's sick oh I just gotta do
Wally huh? Yo Wally where you at? Wally I'm sorry. Wally I'm sorry. If this hurts I'm sorry but I gotta do it.
Oh he's good! Oh he's good! W Wally yo Wally. I'm gonna get you some medicine I'll be right back I.
Oh I gotta do all of them chat. Look at him laying down wetting me doing W Walabies man!
Alright, so that's Amy and Wally done.
Yo Sally, come here real quick.
W Sally, what did this loser just type?
I hate kangaroos.
Well guess what buddy, these ain't kangaroos, they're wallabies.
Know the difference.
There is a difference, right?
Penny, come here.
Thank you.
Chat, there is a difference, right?
All the blood has been collected.
W Zookeeper.
So now what we're going to do, chat, look, what is this thing?
Now what we're going to do is we're going to go heal them, all right?
We're going to submit the dookie, submit the blood.
We're going to come back, we're going to heal Wally, all right?
Yep.
Why do people hate all this game?
Dude, when I see the reviews, I thought it was going to be horrible.
It's actually not bad so far.
That's why you can't go off reviews, you know what I mean?
All right, yo Wally, I'm going to be back.
Wally B is a mini kangaroo.
There's a lot of bugs in it short.
Wait, how short's the game?
Ha!
I must take the dookie gun, put the dookie gun in here,
you already know.
See, you see, I'll remember all my tasks
and everything I have to do,
because I'm a good employee, that's why.
And I think with the 3,000 bits,
this isn't a spoiler, hey case,
I just found out this game has 12 endings,
only three are good.
Let's see if you can get one of the good ones.
Oh, you already know him,
he can get one of the good ones.
Okay, so he did not tell me
what to do with the blood action.
I sold. I didn't keep it sterile. I'm cross-contaminating. Wait what? Such a good employee. I don't know what y'all want me to...
Like, what you want from me? You know what I mean? I'll do my job out here. Am I putting the same violin over and over again?
Oh, all we have to do is heal him now. Bed. So, Chad, the medicine is the Tim Pyrrolax, right?
Or should I hit him with the legal... I'm playing. I go legal inject him.
Hey, if one of them hippos trying to kill me,
I'm gonna hit him with, you know what I mean?
Oh, diagnosis, Gigi, no, he's got sepsis.
He gonna die, how do I get rid of sepsis?
I got a lethal injector, Chad, he gonna die.
Biotics, there's gotta be some doctor in here
that knows how we can save Wally.
Syntheticure, create it!
We're gonna save you, Wally.
Gotta go shoot Wally.
but it's for his own good.
Let's go.
W employee, man.
What's you talking about, Chad?
Come on.
Do you know how sad it's gonna be
if we have to pull one of them down, Chad?
All right, Wally, where you at, buddy?
Remember, it's gonna hurt a little bit,
but it's for your own good, okay?
Where you at?
I see you.
Wally.
Wally, I only got one shot at this.
If I miss, you're dead.
You have to calm down.
Wally.
Wally.
He ain't gonna stop moving.
Too easy.
He's good, Chad.
Wally gon' be alright now, he good.
Look, he gon' be alright.
Dude, if I would've missed that,
it'd have been GGs for Wally, Chad.
It'd have been GGs for him.
Let's go, man.
Come on, dude, that's what I'm talking about.
Are the go-rillas next?
We're dead.
You expect me to get into a enclosure with them go-rillas?
Bro, who is calling me, man?
What you want?
Night suit keeper, Paul Connelly.
I'm sorry, man.
I haven't had a chance to look around yet.
What's with the man?
Oh, nothing. A woman called.
Looking for someone named CJ.
Searching for her husband.
That bitch again.
Well, CJ's no saint either.
Always hanging around some girls, lying to his wife that he's in the lab.
And they don't even have labs here.
Anyway, forget it. Why am I calling you?
There'll be a food delivery soon, and you need to grind some fresh meat. Got it?
Oh, it ain't going for me!
Excellent.
Return to the hub and activate the supply lever got it. What just happened? Oh
nah
That's the beginning chat stuff's about to start taking a bad a bad turn
GG
I put the gun back put this thing back. I let's return to the hub real quick and go get the food delivery
Chat the go real is our next
Oh, no
It's a case of phobia on urban dictionary. Wait. No, it says there's no definition
It says sorry couldn't find case of phobia. What is case?
Ophobia they deleted it
Are we getting a bad ending now? I'm getting a good in and what you're talking about?
All right, let's get this food delivery real quick Jack because I'm a good employee and that's what I do
Return to the hub and activate the supply lever
Yay supply lever
Why is there a dead?
Somebody better explain what's going on right now.
I mean, at night Zookeeper, Paul Connolly.
Don't worry, Paul. It's me again. How's it going?
Do you need any explanations?
Yes.
Oh, I definitely do. I thought you had B for... I don't know.
He gave some of that meat to his wife to feed to his kids!
It was a person!
There's no way they're feeding these animals people. Are you kidding me?
Land in the fridge. And there...
And there's a long neck big.
You see, Paul, dozens of parasites spread from the mother every day.
They infiltrate our animals and they turn into...
How shall I put it?
Well, monsters.
And they have specific tastes.
They need meat.
What the hell is the mother?
Relax.
The mother is securely locked away.
Not much is known about her, so they study her.
Forget about it. You know your tasks.
Don't worry about the rest.
What?
Fuck!
I gave a piece of meat to my wife.
You did what?
But it's really ridiculous.
Life gives you a chance to become a worthy well-off person.
And you take the easy way.
Descending to simple theft.
I knew we should know.
There won't be any more indulgence.
So if they say grind bodies, you grind.
They'll say kill, you kill.
Got it?
What?
Got it.
Just tell me where my phone is.
I'll call Lily.
Maybe she and Gina haven't eaten yet.
I won't allow it, Chum.
If you call your wife, it'll be a direct violation of the NDA.
No, Paul. You won't drag me into this.
You'll have to fully feel the consequences of your misdeed.
And now stop whining and go to work.
I want to put my two weeks notice in.
We are feeding animals dead people.
Where are they getting the dead people from?
And we can't tell nobody because there's an NDA?
GG.
Wait a minute, CJ, what was the code, 1768?
Photographic memory.
We didn't even need to remember it.
Chat, GG.
Feed infected animal?
There's an infected gorilla?
I have to grind you up.
You're kidding, you're kidding, you're actually joking.
No, stop!
Who's calling me?
I'm about to pass out.
Yo, what is happening?
Hello?
The night suitkeeper, Paul Connolly.
Why so grim? Problems?
What the hell is going on here?
Fuck dude, I almost threw a live drill into the grinder.
Where did she come from?
Bonnie Milozylus ain't in, she's still with us.
But fortunately this problem is easy to solve.
Pull the droplet lever and the girl will turn into a couple of bricks just like you've dealt with before.
Easy peasy.
Fuck! I suspected this place wasn't clean, but...
Why else such big butts?
I should grind a couple of bodies, but I'm not going to get involved in crime and risk my family. Fuck you!
Well, no one is asking you. In general, look at your hands.
What the hell is this?
What is going on?
What do you think I am? A desperate housewife? No, Paul. I infected you. And by the way, I did it for your own good.
Good you see dozens of parasites spread out of the mother every day
Oh my goodness trade our animals and they transform to put it mildly. Well, let's say they mutate
Bro, what the hell is this damn mother? Not much is known about her so they study her
But right now the same parasite is squirming inside you and if you behave well, they'll take it out
And if not, who knows maybe it will be even better for Lily and Gina
Fuck what is this room?
chat I am so glad it's blurred we saved her I mean dude what did you expect me
to do chat what did you expect me to do did I do the right thing dude if you was
hanging up there about to get grind it up alive you would want somebody to save
you team what's the recipe for the go where was man herbal and vegetable let's
go get some more chat we need to put our two weeks notice in ASAP this is bad
you can hit her with the lethal injection and then throw her in the grinder
don't even know what to think right now chat this is bad bro check the
decisions been made you can't even do nothing now why are they why are they
feeding the animals humans dude chat look I went with my gut whatever
happens happens I'm living with it dude. Oh, you're evil. Y'all talk about our soul. Y'all talk about all this. You're evil. You just grindin' her up and made her into food. How's the trolley not connected? I did what I did, Chad. I had to did what I had to did. We're about to go to the gorillas. We need to cut off one kilogram, Chad. That's about one kilogram of 3.6, right? Y'all agree? A little bit more? About right there. That's about one kilogram of 3.6.
Wait, how much did I get? Oh point nine so it's good. All right vegetable
We need to cut off 2.5 of the 3.5 kilograms
What right there?
Let's go. Let's go
Well chat some bad stuff might happen now because we're going to the go real is lock in
I'm nervous dude. I don't want to get in the enclosure with those things
Then things be
Anybody that is saying sold with the food you are literally like have no brain
sales can you pay attention to the screen it was red yes it was blinking red
because that's how much product is left on the cart now you absolute goober
they're paying me a hundred thousand dollars a year to do this job for a
reason should I go in the storage room can we can we just acknowledge the
the fact that we were about to chop up a person
and feed him to an animal?
Like, why are we still working here?
Find something we ain't supposed to find.
Are these all dead employees, Chad?
You know, W Explorer, by the way, locked in.
No real time.
When they turn the meat,
can so when they turn into a demon, you feed him a person?
I do not feel safe going in here, bro.
Do y'all realize how strong these gorillas are, dude?
Dexter, Pepper, Thor, and Chief?
Thors don't snap me up as soon as I walk in there, GG.
Thors don't snap me in half
as soon as I walk in there, Chad, it's over.
Hey, Chief!
I do not care if you're paying me 100K a year
to do this, there is no way on this planet Earth.
I would be walking into a silverback gorilla enclosure.
Do you understand?
Nah.
Y'all's food y'all.
Oh Lord have mercy, where's the feeding thing?
Okay, hey, uh-huh, yep.
Hey chief, got some food action.
Hey, yep, I got some food in there, you want it?
Look at the door, that's aura.
Oh my goodness, look at the triceps on that thing.
Worka, hey, hey, excuse me, excuse me.
Okay, they eating.
Can y'all eat real quick
cause I gotta suck up y'all's dookie
after y'all done eating.
Let me check out y'all's enclosure real quick
That's one of my job
It's just one of those situations where if you show fear they're more likely to attack you like a dog
So if I act like I'm not scared they ain't gonna do nothing, right?
Alpha in this in this cage
Air-conditioner leaking. Thor, can you not come up here?
Thor, me. Oh my okay, let's suck up the dookie real quick. I'm scared, man
They were spitting me though. They know I'm the alpha
Okay, that's three dookies. What is that four dookies? I got them, right?
Dude, I'm about to I'm about to freak out chat. I'm so I'm so scared like I'm so scared
Hey Dexter hold on real quick. Let me get that too
Dexter don't go around the walk get that champ real quick. Where's the other two at?
The aura is actually insane. Can I pet him? Hey chief. What's up, man?
What's good? She appreciate that. Yep. Hold on. Why you stand it up? Hold on stop stop
Okay, yeah, you walk that way to get that template. Oh my please don't go let all the temperatures right chat
I'm pretty sure it is dexter sleeping. I got doors yet. Your door stay down there real quick. Let me get that tip
Yeah, I'm tweaking dude. Come on chat. How much money would it take for you to walk in here?
Would you do it for a million dollars?
Y'all voted for is the alpha
Y'all think Thor's the alpha in the group?
I don't know, chat.
She's kinda, she's kinda crazy.
Okay, all right.
We're almost done with the chat.
You know what the good news is?
Good news is we got penguins next.
Hey, all right.
Measure sound, blood analysis, all right.
There's the sound, there's the blood thing.
Let's do the sound first.
Wait, no, put this back.
Imagine the penguins are the things
that like go crazy.
What's good, Chief?
Appreciate that, Chief.
What's good, Pepper?
Appreciate that, Pepper.
What's good, Dexter?
Appreciate that.
All right, one more.
Chat Chiefs got four.
I'm not going to lie.
Thor, what are you?
Can I get a blood sample real quick?
Please don't eat me.
Thor, can I get a sample real quick?
No.
Yo, what's good, Chief?
Just one second.
One second.
Please do not kill me.
I'm begging you.
It's for your own good.
WT.
Why is he running?
Why was he running?
Dude, they're so sealed.
They're not even doing nothing to me.
Please don't eat me.
Why are they running?
Thor, I hate to wake you, Bubba,
but look, I gotta go ahead.
Look at the shoulders.
This dude is shoulder pressing at least a thousand pounds.
Yo, Jimmy with the chain,
get the W, Jimmy with the chain,
get the thank you, Jimmy.
Okay, we are out of here.
Tell him I'm doing good, be honest.
Get the dookie gun back.
He's always pulling out the dookie gun.
All right, close this up.
Wait, Pepper and Dexter are both sick, Chad.
You didn't get Pepper's blood, Chad.
Y'all are tweaking.
Yes, I did.
I'm going to walk in here, and I'm just going to show that you did.
I did.
The whole Chad is saying I didn't get Pepper.
Y'all have to be all be proved wrong.
This is going to be so great.
Yo, Pepper.
What's good, Pepper?
See?
You know I'll wait until she stops just to prove it. I don't know what y'all talking about body in the chat
Right so chat look I think we're gonna have to come back and heal Dexter and Pepper, right?
Yeah, my bad chat you did it twice facts that was scary
The good news is we got pain ones next everything's I okay
Let's put the dookie sucker in here
Dookie sucker. Yep
Please look at it. Imagine we get in the pain when in closure. They're just all like crazy. You know what I mean?
Alright, let's put this orange in here. Oh, so you only have to do that once. Got it.
Diagnosis?
Dexter and Pepper have the same thing and it's enchilada, meris.
Okay, so we got to get rid of this somehow. I'm not sure how, but we got to get rid of this. They both got it.
So we're gonna need two of them.
So is there any nerds in here? I'm him. I'm him. We're making two of them chat.
All right we got two of them. Now let's hope they don't react bad to us shooting
them. Did I get both of them? Okay there we go. Let's hope they don't try to kill
me. I'm doing good right? You mean handle the mutant gorilla?
If the lethal inject them? I think we got a lethal inject them.
The injection
Tranquilize it that tranquilizer would do nothing. I y'all are saying the meat
Heals them, but we don't have any more meat
No, here's what we'll do right what tranquilize the one that's mutated
It will go back and get some meat and give it to read the notes you dummies
Yes, this was me
Wait, what? Panicking, I'm panicking, I'm panicking.
Bill, I know more!
What, that trank shot that I shot? Did I hit him with it?
Should I hit him with another trank?
We have so much of it, it's fine.
Dad, shut up about the panic, I'm about the panic, I'm about the panic, I'm about the panic, I'm about the panic.
Bro, he's in bed. Here's what I'm thinking, right?
Listen to this plan.
Keep this.
I tranquilize one of the normal ones.
I go get some blood off of them, run back, create the one, and then go shoot the one.
He's gonna die now. He's gonna die. He's got blood on his head. Get on business. I'm staying at 10 toes
Dexter come here
Dexter come here. Wait for 40 seconds
I'm not killing him. I'm not killing him. I'm not killing him. I'm not Dexter keep juke it
Dexter just keep juke it
Dexter just keep juke it buddy. I'm coming
Dexter
Dexter stay up
somebody said put the exhibit clothes sign up yeah I know it seems like I sold
right there but I was literally panicking and that review on steam that I saw
earlier of that guy that said making the medicine just so confusing I
completely agree dude why does he keep puking I didn't kill the animals the
other animal killed the animals it wasn't my fault you think that was my fault
yo Dexter with the five get the W Dexter his name is Rip Dexter what with him
you should just clock out I tried man they need fish let's go back to the hub
and get some fish and at the whole time yeah because there was a 5,000 pound
Guerrilla Mutant chasing me in the pitch black darkness of course I was panicking
that's called gaining experience chat so let me guess anybody else in my
position would not have would not have excuse me ma'am it's okay I won't touch
you I'm the night zookeeper Paul Connelly and you Sarah Watkins
investigate journalist for Pine Valley I saved her saving me too bad I can't
return the favor I saved her what do you mean you probably already know that
you've been injected with something some kind of parasite you also know
something about these parasites but how do you know sorry bro journalists don't
reveal their sources I can only say that we don't have much time and the
main thing now is to open this stupid door with a biometric lock together
evidence for the article and expose these bastards can you help me I am can
you stop she looked like what's her name from Zathura what's her name
Kristen Stewart you have fun doing what you're doing I got a job to do go get
some fish at least we're going to the penguins now haha any gorilla
enthusiast here I'm sorry any gorilla enthusiast man I apologize bro I did
everything I could why did you kill the gorillas with the five gifted
Thank you.
You like this?
What?
Dude, let's just go.
Let's just go.
Let's just go, Jack.
Do the penguins.
Penguin.
Yay.
Oh, wait.
I can give her the hand?
Should I do that, though?
The hand.
Why not?
Give her a hand.
I get it.
I'll meet outside first, then.
Watch this.
She gonna like this.
Watch this.
Whose hand is this, by the way?
Watch this, Jack.
She gonna like this.
Watch this.
Need a hand?
I said need a hand.
Hey!
Ma'am, you were back to be almost ended up.
What?
I don't think we should be doing this.
Oh, we ain't back yet.
I won't let you in do we go or not go. I got to use the restroom anyway chat boat on that pole. I got to use the restroom
Chat boat wash my hands
What's the pole say?
What's the pole say? Um
Wow, it is overwhelmingly go. All right, we're gonna go. That's him in his younger days
Disgusting face up here maniac who lacks a personal life
That's doc my daytime shift colleague for a daytime zookeeper your doc has too many scientific degrees
I bet he's the head honcho here
Yeah, now we know who extended the helping hand to us poor CJ. He did. Did you know him?
No, why ma'am? What are we doing down here? Is this a cell phone?
I sell that battery for one call ma'am. I need to call my wife urgently
Don't call. Let's find something substantial and then we can call the police.
We can just call her and let her call the police.
Or we can just call Domino's.
Let's run this one too. Make the right decision, chat.
Chat, make the right decision. Call her. Don't call. Vote.
Vote.
Wow, y'all are voting to call. Yo, Sarah, what the five get to W, Sarah?
Sarah Sarah all right y'all voted to call her let's call her up all the pole
I know it's gonna be about the human flesh he gave him but that's feel funny, bro
Bro
against? No, it's still in the oven. Gina is sleeping, and I feel guilty eating such a delicious dish alone.
We saved them! Thank god. Lily, throw it away immediately.
Paul, what are you talking about? Lily, darling, I'm sorry. No time to explain. My phone is about
to die. Just do as I said. I'll be back home in the morning and I'll tell you everything.
Just tell him! Fantastic. There's a computer, but no data.
He couldn't have said call the police like what?
Where'd you get that?
I found it once in a locker.
Well, of course.
Here's your password.
Damn.
You're not a hacker by any chance, are you?
Not even close.
I can get the password only if I know who came up with it.
Damn.
Then we're at a dead end.
What is this?
Time to deal with another mutant.
Fuck.
Let's still-
Why is the audio like-
I'm not here.
I'll think about it.
Stop looking at me like that!
All right, looks like we got another mutant
to deal with, Chat.
Is it the gorilla?
Please don't be a person.
Sir, are you dead?
Oh, he's dead, we're grinding him.
Chat, should we put some on the trolley, just in case?
Chat, look, he was already dead.
You know what I mean?
He wasn't dead, LOL.
He was dead.
Right, he was dead.
Bro was sleeping?
Yeah, he was sleeping, suspended upside.
He was dead man, he was they need some fish. This is what the fish really looks like before they put that up
Before they put the breading over it
Cut off two kilograms so roughly a quarter so right there should be perfect. I actually got it exactly right
Oh my goodness. I'm him. He went on. Let's hope nothing bad happens. Let's just hope that nobody's infected with nothing
Okay, can you like put it on the trolley though? We got Daisy Luna Coco
Tinker Misty and Rocky
Chas I make some infected food should I pre make some infested and infected food?
Yeah, let's do that real quick. That's my dog's name. Don't kill her. I'm a kill nothing chat
No, I can't cook it until they need it chat. Why y'all stealing me right now?
You can't put both on there at once
The gorilla's just sleeping dude.
The employee's still right.
Who's sick?
All our stuff done quick before something big.
What are those employees, it's broke.
Okay, we got this and we got the,
wait, let's wait for him to take a dookie real quick.
So let's get the dookie done,
let's get the temperature done.
All right, let's get all the temperatures in one shot.
Oh my goodness, I'm him.
I'm him.
Dude, they're all puking.
I'm stressing already.
I'm literally already stressing.
Anybody else stressing?
All right, put that in here.
Let's get, we're done with this.
Dookie gun.
Okay, audio.
Six.
There's one more.
Yo, can one of y'all take a dookie?
That's dookie action is.
Okay, let's just do the sound while we're here.
Chad, we're missing one dookie action.
Stressing me out.
I can't find the last dookie action, dude.
Where did it dookie?
What he did in Dookie!
Is it glitched?
Just hit 4 times? No way!
There's no Dookie!
Dookie actually!
Yo Coco, have you ate?
Oh, you think it's bugged?
No way it's bugged.
That's why the game had makeshift reviews.
There's bugs in it.
Chad, I think it's bugged, bro.
He hasn't eaten yet.
Buster!
That ain't Dookie!
Get some rocks!
I guess I gotta feed him again, Chad?
I don't know.
Bro, what?
James plugged 100% chat, Daisy's bugged, she been standin' there the whole time.
Daisy bugged, bro.
What if I go to the main menu and come back?
Chat, she been standin' there the whole time.
Oh, yeah, let's try that, you're right.
Who just said to lethal inject all of them?
What?
Do I just reload?
I should reload, right?
Yeah, let's reload.
imagine it's bugged that point and we have to wait for a patch it's not bugged
hey Daisy move now let's go make more food chat lowkey I feel like I should
it right let's go make more food alright we're gonna feed him again and see what
happens she's still stuck bro she might be what we need right chat this where's
the bleaky hurry hurry hurry this one right
I wasn't shooting it with the lethal injection though.
Should I just legalize it?
I did not miss twice, I missed once.
Get in with those, I'ma make the lethal injection
just in case.
W worker chat, W employee, I need my raise, bro.
Okay, so we got the Daisy blood sample.
Can they all stop moving?
The others, yeah, we're going to.
No, no, no, why are you moving?
Y'all saying grab the parasite.
Take the parasite.
Oh, how to grab the parasite, dude.
You walk up to it and it's red.
How you expect me to grab it?
Who's blood do we have left, chat?
Oh, there still ain't no VCs action.
The game is bugged!
All right, hold up.
Can you like let me like do this while they're moving?
Please stop moving.
Good employee, chat.
Dukie sucker real quick.
Bro, quit saying I'm not a good employee, bro.
I'm doing as good as I can be right now.
Look, the gorillas was an absolute disaster,
but I did what I could.
No, I got the- the gorilla's kill, Chad.
But what did you really expect me to do?
Something strange is happening to me.
An overwhelming urge to eat this raw meat.
Yo, what?
Question, though.
Why are the other-
Is the game about to end?
Blood for analysis.
Chad, the game's bugged!
You gotta be fisting me!
Might just be bad, LOL.
Oh, am I?
Oh, am I just bad?
Reveal real quick. Let me do a Reveal today.
and if this don't work it's bug because we ain't got the dookie accent either
actually so good at that it's crazy all right yeah let's try this again
so it's crazy the reviews for this game were bad because of bugs and we didn't
run into one till just now ain't that crazy you need to check which one you
missed with the computer yeah I missed the the one that's dead
don't suck the parasite chat and see what y'all talking about
Take a dookie!
He's blood, hold up.
Daisy, there's no way you're not taking a dookie right now.
Are you serious?
Rocky, can you stop moving?
Rocky, can you stop moving?
You're the last one.
Rocky, thank you so much.
Where's all them doobers that were saying,
oh, it ain't bug, it ain't bug.
Yeah, what now?
She never took a dookie.
Finally, man.
I just cross contaminated, huh?
I can't close the enclosure.
No, the doors are busted open.
It is what it is.
Finally!
So, Chaff, the game's about to end
and we didn't get to the Hicko action?
I'm still good at my job.
I don't care what nobody says.
It's DLC.
Parasite!
Gonna start hating Jack.
W employee, man.
The old Scooby-Doo with the five gift
and W Scooby-Doo.
Okay, so now I just have to heal them
The game's probably about to be over, huh?
The only one that's sick is Daisy, chat.
She got some bad dookie action.
But it ain't nowhere in here.
Pants with the five get the W pants.
Rota?
Oh, you're right, rota.
Okay, let's get this fixed.
W employee bag.
All right, shall we see how this ends?
I accidentally might have loaded up a lethal injection.
Dude, get you up with that.
Wait, who was sick?
Was it Daisy?
the phone ringing hang on Rose about to die night zookeeper Paul Connelly hey Paul
this is mrs. Summers did you find anything the Summers I'm sorry to say this
but it seems something terrible has happened here and I miss half of it you
missed literally all of his hand just his hand the Summers the Summers are
you there I understand you're in shock right now but please call the police
tell them that I and the journalist Sarah Watkins are locked in the old
Paul, you're gonna get us killed!
Did you hear the Watkins? Seriously?
Is CJ messing around with that sled again?
Well now everything's clear to me.
Tell her that these idiotic pranks won't work on me this time.
You found CJ's hand?
Let that bastard try to come home.
I won't just cut off his hand.
I'll cut off his-
WHOA!
So there's no other animals?
What happens now?
You look awful.
Hey, fuck you.
Why didn't you mention that you slept with CJ?
See your source?
How do you know?
Answer well kind of I slept with it. He brought us information about the parasites instead
I got a bag over my head and a syringe with a tranquilizer
What if I tell you I found a floppy disk in this locker would it be easier for you to guess the password? Oh
Shit, why didn't you say that earlier?
Hey, we can still save you. I'm gonna send the poison formula to your PDA right now
Okay, please there's no time for that. Hello. I don't know what the audio
Only then will you get the antidote and maybe keep your job.
I don't want to keep my job!
What is that?
Metzger?
What did he say?
Don't you dare.
No.
No.
I have to kill her.
No, I'm not gonna kill- No!
CJ came up with a poison formula that could work on mother.
She's connected to all the parasites.
Kill her.
Kill them all.
Even those already parasitizing living organisms will die.
Chad, why would I kill her? She ain't even done nothing!
Chad, there is no pulling it to options pass, dude!
I said no to it!
I did what I did, and I don't regret it.
Wait, what am I doing?
Parasite storage.
Prepare the poison and give it to Sarah.
Do I prepare it here?
This is it! Why? This is it!
Chad, let's see what happens.
Can I mess up?
The poison is ready. What's next?
Here's the injector.
But I'm afraid we have a problem only doc has access to the biometric lock from the mother's enclosure and
The mother must take poison with food
But the food must be alive. What is that supposed to mean? We got a wife and kids at home. Goodbye, Sarah
Hey, you better relax. I'm sorry. I have to get back to my wife and daughter
Thanks, just have to wait for the doc and cut off his hand
Idiot, you won't be able to you're about to be paralyzed
I did what I did
Friend where are you come here? It's time to see how you fared during your probation. Who is that?
Hey, Paul, how are you feeling?
Wake up all mother likes her food to wiggle and squeak don't worry about miss Watkins
She was hiding in the lab, but I found her and served her to mother as a hot appetizer
He fed her to the thing, so she's go- I'm good!
Miss, what is that?
He saved Sarah and helped her with the investigation, but he chose her as a sack.
What? You didn't give me time to read that.
Is that gonna do anything?
I've never seen.
Dude, I did my- but I was trying to be a moral person until the end, and I- I made one time.
yo w game either way though think the other reviews should be as bad as they
are on it but it was actually pretty good how do I do on a scale of 1 to 10 be
honest I tried okay so but here's the thing Chad you gotta understand bro like
during the gorilla okay we can say this you can say that I sold with the
final decision if you want to but you gotta realize the only part where I
truly like sold the game was during the gorilla enclosure right and even then
even during the gorilla enclosure part I was doing everything that I could to
save them and yeah what that dude just said the instructions were unclear
exactly the instructions were not clear on what I had to do right there so I
I literally, I was running back and forth,
butt cheeks clapping in the wind.
Hey, let me grab this.
Let me put this in the tranquilizer.
Boom, I hit him with the tranquilizer.
It didn't work.
I missed one shot.
And every single time I went back into the enclosure,
he was eating another gorilla, dude.
Nothing I could do, man.
Nothing I could do, chat.
You didn't read?
I read more in that game that I usually do read at all.
The game's a little longer than I thought it was gonna be too,
but it was good either way.
Chat rate the game out of 10 though.
I don't think the reviews do the game justice though.
I do think that the reviews are a little worse
than the game is.
I think it's actually, it's just a good seven.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, chat's a good seven.
Chat, great stream bro.
We're taking the night off
of the world record run to mentally reset bro.
We've been getting bad luck.
chat great stream bro we'll do another one record run tomorrow solid game though i'm not
gonna actually enjoy it it was a lot better than i thought it was gonna be giving the reviews chat
great stream bro i love y'all man hey appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight
preset all the gifted subs don't know's bits follows and of course i appreciate all y'all for
this hand out hey i'll have a good rest y'all tonight have a good day tomorrow i'll see y'all
y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen, I love y'all, man. All right. Peace out y'all.