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What's good ladies and gentlemen black hoodie. Yep
Was good. We was good Rob was good chat was good Adam was good chat. What's good ladies and gentlemen? I
have to return
Once Mo yet again. What's good shape chat? How we doing baby?
Put the pink on I even got the pink
Yo Tico with the team get the W Tico with the team get it
Chad how's everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10. Let me hear it. Ah
Yo link Billy nuclear max Drizzy bubbles Julia
Gracie
Christian Lulu Sonic appreciate you. I could go for some Sonic
Sonic so Chad Sonic so slept on your bunny with the five gifted W bunny with the five gifted Sammy
Cases left boob. What?
I changed the background.
Yo, chat, I switched the background.
Y'all want to see it?
Wyatt with the 10.
Get the W. Wyatt.
It's because that chat, I changed the background.
Y'all want to see it?
That's why the task bar looks different.
Grudge with the five as well.
It came from, uh,
it came from, um,
every background that we have is what people make.
Chat, look at this.
I saw it in backgrounds and Discord.
I've seen as I grow. Yeah, that's it. That's it
What KSI Dan TDM what?
Yo rose with the five W rose
Caulie with the five W caulie
Lauren with the five W Lauren yo W subbers W gifters chat for real appreciate y'all man
man. W Subbers W gifters dude. You wish you had your own fast food restaurant. I mean
yeah doesn't everybody like want that. Would that not be cool. Yo chat merch has officially
dropped by the way the link is pinned bro. By the way I'm wearing one today. You know
what I mean? You know what I mean? Look at me. You know? Yo, Tony with the T get the W Tony with the
T get the chat type one if you got some merch type one if you got some merch chat. Who got some?
Yo, Tony with the T get the W Tony with the T get the presates you Tony. Oh, here's one of
these goobers. Oh my goodness. L price tag. What you want me to do about it? I don't make
price. Bro said L price, I gotta make the price. My bad. Yo, Magpie with the five gifted,
W Magpie with the five gifted. Yo, we'll probably do some giveaways of them till I
want to do some giveaway action. I got the Navy hoodie. Hold on, show them merch. Yo,
Chathar's an exclusive picture of me in here too. Did y'all see it? I just accepted
cookies it's over. My own website scammed me. Dude the website's so clean too man. Chat the
wet pink is better. Dude I want a pink one. I'm not gonna lie chat. Type one if you want
a pink one. Wait it says chat live in the bottom left hand corner. I wonder if you
click that who you chat with. Little do y'all know it's me. If you hit this chat live
Button I pop up and talk to you by the way chat. Let me show y'all something real quick. Look at the baby
You know
absolute unit chat I
Got pink hoodie and sweats bro. I want the pink hoodie too
We're here. Look at this goober
$65
Bro, I don't make the price man. You's gonna have to get stamped who's the actual model. That's me
That's literally me!
We're not doing this.
We're not doing this.
We're not gonna sit here
and make up a conspiracy theory
that that's not me. That's literally me.
Are you kidding me?
Why is he lowkey skinny?
Y'all act like I have been saying
that I'm not skinny
for years now
when I've literally been telling you that I am.
I don't understand.
That is me!
chat live. If I click that I'm probably gonna get leaked. It's photoshopped. On everything I love it's
not photoshopped. We don't care, do it? Yo, Lauren with the 5W, Lauren. Bro is sucking in his stomach
so bad. Oh my goodness, you're coping so hard right now. The coping, dude, you'll do anything
except except the fact that case o is skinny man yo calling with the 5w calling
an abbey with the 5w abbey hold on let me click the chat hold on let me click
the chat see what happens chat live case o store chat can't do it you got to
leave an email chat look this what happens when you do a store chat I'm not
signed in. Yo, ESA with the five get the W ESA with the five get the Oh man. But yeah,
chat, this is literally proof of everything that y'all have ever denied in your life.
You know what I mean? I can understand if y'all are in denial because you didn't know
your boy was built like this. But look, you just got to accept it. Wait unstable.
Am I lagging?
Chad, am I lagging?
Why does it say unstable?
We're not lagging.
Dude, imagine I crash again tonight, Chad.
Could you imagine that?
Hold on.
Why does it say unstable?
Am I commuted?
No, it's not.
What's happening?
Bro's built like a Twinkie LMAO.
Yo, Chad, by the way, I am sparing y'all
with this picture, right?
I know Isaac with the team get the W Isaac with the team get it by the way chat
I am sparing all with this picture right here because there's pictures where I look even skinnier than this in the picture
Actually, this is like not even like a skinny picture of me
Like actually it's not even a skinny picture of me on everything. I love read my last message, please
That was your last message
Your last message was thick
Bro's definition of skinny is 200 pounds. Buddy, you realize that you can be 200
pounds and be skinny. You realize that weight has nothing to do with like how
you're built, right? You can see somebody who's 300 pounds and they look
skinny. You know what I mean? Like look at the BBL for example. You could set a
a five pound jug of creatine on this thing. Let me guess the cloud is edited to
on chat is the cloud edited to in the grass in the background. So this just an
entire fake picture. Who else is gonna model and look like this? You can
literally see my face up here. This is me. But that's look at the face dummy.
It's a wig. So it's a wig and there's a beard wig too. That's what you're
telling me chat again again one of these days is gonna come around and y'all are
literally gonna see but it's been so hard man one of these days it's gonna come
around and I'm gonna have my shirt off on stream one day and literally y'all
are gonna see undeniable proof on a live stream do it now I can't do it
now you'll look at this goober follow bot me again bro nobody cares I hope you
You know you're wasting money follow botting me because there's probably eight Twitch staff
in here right now that knows the drill already.
You're accomplishing nothing by follow botting me.
I don't understand.
Like nobody cares.
Oh man, I'm a follow bot case show again and I'm trying to make him look bad.
Bro, everybody knows.
Congrats, you probably just wasted like $30.
What an idiot.
What an absolute idiot.
Yo chat, by the way, could you imagine the biggest like?
Did you imagine like the biggest plot twist of all time?
I could be at TwitchCon right now, but I have a room set up to look exactly like my room.
Imagine I'm in the back of TwitchCon right now and nobody knows.
Imagine I might be at TwitchCon right now.
If you're at TwitchCon right now, I might be 30 feet away from you, you just don't
know it.
I'm saying Apex!
By the way, chat, I played Apex for like three hours off stream last night.
Let me tell you right here right now that every single teammate I ever play with might be the worst player in history
Like y'all suck bad
Like y'all are like actually horrible
Like legitimately like so bad like I do dude like when you're playing a battle royale shooter game
People just be like oh
gunshot over there and
And run to it and you don't pay any attention to your positioning or where the circle is going
Bro night before last I was playing apex with two random teammates. We was last circle
I was pinging constantly. Hey, let's go to this position right here
And if we stay here, we'll win the game. We go up to this top position. We're holding it down
There's another team that's down the hill a little bit
One of us gets a knock, the other two teammates slide down the hill and then guess what happened?
Me being the good teammate that I am, I slide down the hill with them and guess what?
When we're done cleaning them up, I look back up the hill and there's a team in the position that we were just in and they won the game.
Because nobody wants to mess it!
What was my Ted talk?
Look, K-So, Tim the Fat Man made a video on you.
Tim the Fat Man, yo, he did.
Morning even after.
He reacted to a supermarket simulator video?
Roll out.
That's a tron.
In the Air Force, we operate as a team of teams.
We believe greatness can come from anywhere,
with the flexibility to do it your way.
What is this?
Full time, part time, in or out of uniform.
We are all airmen.
One more even after we got a backer feel today baby. We got some more from case. Oh here as always
His links are in the description case in my opinion the funniest streamer out there right now. This is more
W tam bro. Yo rare with the tin gifted and high with the five get the W rare W
Cases boogie hair with the five gifted as well as well
W Tim, you know, what's crazy though Tim? It's always his links are in the description case in my opinion
the funniest streamer out there right now. W. Tim, right? W. Tim. You know what's crazy
though, Tim? How are you going to reply to my latest tweet? Leave a reply in my latest
tweet and you don't follow me on Twitter. Like, Tim, can you just follow me on Twitter,
dude? Like, please? Bro, replied to my most recent merch tweet. He said, do they come
triple XL I'm like oh man Tim replied he followed me bro didn't follow me yo
Tim come on man this is some more funny moments from him this guy can make any
game comedy true hope y'all just much as me if you do hit the like hit the sub
most importantly be sure to tell somebody love I'll catch you in the
next one why is it always miss him gotta do a mukbang chat not gonna lie you
know what's crazy though I think Tim's out eating me I think Tim's out
eat me. Yo, where would the five get the W where with the five get the
pre-sates you wear? He's 100%. Here's the thing. How much does Tim weigh? I probably
got a hundred pounds on Tim, but I still think he's out eating me. Just this is
getting. Thank you. You're low on toilet paper. Is it only in one of my ears?
Oh, there we go. I got it. What game is this? Yo, what? Bro, don't know about
Supermarket simulator. Oh, you're getting put on right now Tim
Yo little goober with the fight my name case. Oh, I run this fine place. You having a good night
This is called supermarket simulator
Hold on chat
You say I'm a deal bro. What are they gonna add like shoplifters and stuff to this game, bro? Like no way is lagging stop
stop
No, yo purse with the five get the W purse. Is it lagging dude multiple people just said lagging frozen
Are we good? Hello? No, we're good. Why don't line?
Somebody line. I got a chopper in the car. Oh
Shit, are you really about to come down rare rare with 25 gifted subs W rare with the 25
gifted subs bro
W rare man and Julia with the five as well W rare with the 25 and Julia with the five yo
demmy peanut with the five oh demmy peanut my register and ring the bell on
me well guess what buddy you're on my time and you're gonna I know okay so is
very entertaining let's go oh my god this is fall out me imagine immediately
unfollowed is he in the chat I just saw whips type wait whips just hyped and said
Tim doesn't know how to use Twitter give him a chance lmao you see see here's see
here's why here's why whips is like the best handler in the world because I
bet whips went and told him to do it you know what I mean how much you want
to bet that's what happened your rubber ducky with the 10 w rubber
with the 10 and MHP with the five as well. Handler. Chad, do I have a handler? I ain't
got a handler. Y'all think I need a handler? I told him I was going to do it, so whips
did it. Yo, W whips man. Thank you. Rubber Ducky with the five. Diana with the five
as well. W Diana. Your mom. Yeah, you're right. Customer is already coming through
the doors welcome her with open arms hello man we really appreciate you
yo chat w customers right back and forth dude I remember all of this man bro
chat like the first few episodes bro this goober's follow botany again bro
how much money are you spending follow botany bro bro how much are you
putting into this can you type in the chat cuz I for real want to know like
you don't affect me. You know what I mean? Yo leaps with the five W links. How much is
something like this calls? About $7. Yo, little goober with the five W little goober. How are
they all related because they're not real accounts? Like all the accounts that you
see with just letters and numbers in it, they're not real accounts. It's just random
made up accounts. And I'm pretty sure people that follow by it, they only usually
follow bot when I go to this screen because what they're trying to do is the follow bot
is follow bot a streamer and they're trying to be like get a Twitter clip be like OMG
this is proof that case so follow bots even though it's them doing it in the first place.
You know what I mean?
Like buddy there's Twitch staff in here right now trust me they know the drill.
Okay.
Check the world record.
What do you mean?
Did it go up again?
Did it actually go up again?
No, no, no, no, no.
no wait please please link it we link it leak it leak it leak it leak it bro
anonymous with the 5w anonymous there's no way the record went up again I quit
they all trolling bro y'all had me scared I just gave myself pink eye I
just gave myself pink eye I'm pretty sure I'm good I'm good yo stupid with
the team get the W stupid with the team get the yo W Tim though man chat W Tim
ski bro yo Sam with the 5 W Sam with the 5 as well check I'll never had pink
eye is this a myth yo listen I heard that to get pink eye you have to get a
dookie particle in your eye is that how it happens because if that's how it
happens that explains why I get it all the time. You'll pearl with the five W
pearl with the five. You can't confirm that's how it happens. Okay, that explains
how I get it all the time then. Yeah, it's airborne and close contact with like
farting. Okay, yeah, that makes sense then. Yeah, that makes sense. I got it for
my cat and my eyes swelled up. What's you mean you got it from your cat?
What is that supposed to mean? Hold up. Yo Anonymous with the five and please say
hi Kayla and Kendall with the five. That's the whole Twitch name. Please say hi Kayla
and Kendall. Yo what's up Kayla and Kendall? Yo W Kayla and Kendall Dominic with the
five as well. Man, W name chat not gonna lie. That's called commitment, buddy.
Rank these things that remind you of school, but you can't change. I never
did this on recess. I never did this on recess. This were all the losers went
like why are you over here on this thing? All the losers went over here.
These were not fun. You know where the real you know where the real ones
was going playing Red Rover out in the open field area.
You're octodied with the five, and I
have a name with the five.
Y'all remember Red Rover?
Who remembers Red Rover, dude?
Y'all remember that?
Bro, you would like, you'd hold hands and stuff.
There'd be a line of people over here.
There'd be another line over there.
It'd always be like, Red Rover, Red Rover,
send, you know, case on over.
I'm snapping arms, too.
You'll name it another five and Andrew with the five W gifters.
Tether ball.
Oh my goodness.
Do y'all remember the old basketball goals
where it was like a plastic bucket
with like four holes on the side
that the ball would come out after you made it?
Those were so trash, dude.
Those were so trash.
Oh my goodness, I hated those things, bro.
Yo, MHP with the five W, MHP.
Dude, I remember those things.
Tetherball was kind of me, and I'm not gonna,
you know what was fire?
Dude, the merry-go-round was fire.
Every single year, there would be a kid
get on the merry-go-round, fall off of it,
get severely injured, and you'd never see him again.
It happened every year.
Every year, at least one kid would be on the merry-go-round.
They'd fall off of it, they'd get hurt real bad,
and you'd just never see him again.
Yeah.
Yo, little goober with the five and I have a name with another five.
Bro, W gifters, man.
Yeah, dude, I'm going to go like, I'm going to go like seven right here.
It's not the worst, but it's seven.
Oh, we're going 10 because I got cheated.
Call it gym class.
We called it P.
So anybody else in school called it P.
This was not called gym back in the day.
This was called P.
Physical active.
No, physical exercise.
Yo, that homie with the five gifted, males with the five gifted.
Did somebody just give 25? Oh, it's called physical education. Was it really?
Chat, who get the 25 subs that I miss it, bro? Play radiant residents, bro. Y'all haven't
told me to play that for so long. I don't know how that game works, bro. Wait, hold on.
You got scammed for spelling ranch? Chat, type what if you haven't heard the spelling
B story. I told it not too long ago. If you haven't heard it, I'll explain it again.
I'm going to tell it again real quick. It's not that long. So spelling bee. I was in the last round to go to a state. You know what I mean? Like you would have like you're spelling bee within the school, right?
And you would have to like be one of the top kids at the school. And then you go to state. So I was at the very last qualifying round to go to state. I was up there.
there. I'll never get this teacher's face. I don't remember her name, but she looked
like Dolly Parton. She was like five foot two, big old blonde hair. To this day, I don't
like you. I'm a fully grown man. I still don't like you to this day. You ruined a kid's
dream for literally no reason and you should be disgusted with yourself. Anyway, last qualifying
round of the spelling bee. My mom was mad too. She was there. She was mad. I'm up there.
I'm standing up there. I'm on the mic. The lady says ranch. That is exactly how she said
it. She said ranch. I said ranch. She was like, yeah, ranch. Okay. And I'm sitting
in my head thinking, I just got blessed. I'm going to state it's over. GG. Like let's go.
I'm like ranch, R-A-N-C-H ranch. I'm so confident that it's over. I look over at this place. She says no.
W-R-E-N-C-H. It took everything within me to not grab that microphone stand
and start swinging like I'm playing half sword.
She literally said ranch.
She did not say ranch.
She didn't say anything that sounds like ranch.
She said ranch, and I spelled ranch.
You literally scammed me.
You're a disgusting person.
I don't remember your name,
but you are a disgusting human being.
Comical with the five, W comical.
Yep, L accent. There ain't nobody in this planet that is country enough to say ranch as distinctive and mean wrench. I've been around the most white trash, hillbilly, redneck back off in the woods where there's no police officers trailer just disgusting people walking around with their shirt off areas.
and nobody ever says ranch for wrench.
It does not happen.
I literally grew up next to a trailer park.
They do not say ranch for wrench.
They don't.
Bro just described himself.
Yeah, you're banned.
11 months of, oh yeah, RIP here, 11 months of,
you're banned, buddy, see ya.
Like, I'm sorry, but there's an especially,
an especially in a, what is this,
no, what is this other man, what is this other?
Bro just described himself in the message before that he said they sound similar to be fair. No, they don't know they don't
Are you smoking? What are you smoking? They don't sound similar at all
My dead uncle buddy with the blown off leg with a robotic leg was the most country guy i've ever known
And he would never say hand me that wrench son. He would say hand me the wrench
RIP Uncle Buddy, he dead gone too.
Yo courage with the five get the W courage.
Jim class was goaded though man.
I'm gonna go two on Jim class.
I might go one but recess is going to be on here.
You should have asked for a sentence.
Oh here we go victim blaming again but can you stop?
I said have to ask an obvious word for it for it in a sentence dude.
Recess was at seven.
Oh, I sold. I thought it meant specifically this name.
Oh, man, I sold.
Stop killing Kai?
I'm so confused.
I don't even want to know.
I don't even want to know.
I don't even want to know.
Fitness gram-pacer test?
This was not a thing when I went to school.
I'm gonna have to put it in 10.
Oh, my goodness!
I just thought of something.
Chad, y'all remember the Scholastic Book Fair?
The Scholastic Book Fair?
Was actually like the coolest part of school, man.
I'll never to this day forget that bro. You'd be able to go to like the area where they were selling all the cool stuff
bro
I'm gonna go to him right here. I don't know what this is
Hayden likes casos three chins with the tin gifted subs what?
W Hayden likes casos three chins with the team get to appreciate that. Okay, band the guy that made this I
Never got on honor roll though. I don't think
Principal Baldy
Computer lab was goaded. I remember I do I remember. Oh my goodness. I remember um
Dude, I remember going to computer lab. There was this one game
That was extremely popular at the time that everybody was playing when nobody was looking
What was that game was called kill your boss or something and your boss would come in and yell at you
Gotta find like different ways to kill them and stuff anybody remember that game, bro
That was the craziest game ever y'all remember that dude that game was crazy
Computer lab was I I mean it was okay. I'ma go like four though
Yo, Keen with the five W Keen.
Okay, we're obviously going number one here.
What are you talking about?
Yo, a central bagel with the five.
Oh, it's a sentient bagel with the five W a sentient bagel.
Number one right here.
There's no way it still exists, right?
We're talking 15 years ago.
Field trips are mid.
Put them at nine.
I never went because it was always the option of go on a field trip.
trip or just stay home from school that day I would always stay home from school
these were goaded to bro oh my goodness three low-key three now let's put it like
what do I have left like five inside it does exist there it is the Scholastic
book fair chat look at it oh my goodness you can see it says Scholastic
right here bro book fairs I did not care about okay buddy like okay you hate fun
or something there's nothing more cool than going to the scholastic book fair
fight finding like a two foot long eraser and buying it rank these eight
things that should be in a casio cookbook but you can't change I want
some chicken and some number one don't even need anything else oh yeah we know
other thing. Yo, this is one of my mom made the Steakhouse burrito. W mom. Yo,
pop tart with the five W pops heart with the five. We don't know all those rank my
top five songs on Spotify. Yeah, you're about to get cooked. Oh yeah, you're
about to get massively cooked. Five. Yo, top with the five W top. This song
only hits if you're like a public event that's playing in the background.
4. You have two Thomas Rhett songs in your top 5, never make another video.
3. You're dead serious with this?
There's Thomas Rhett's big fan. Oh my goodness, go on tour with him. Like what?
Rank these Casio allies, but you can't change.
I'm living in it, it's one of the first century, you know what's...
I'm gonna put Granny in like... She's not really an ally though. She tries to kill me all the time.
I'm gonna go like two though cuz it's great. You know what I mean
You know when I was first introduced to this song guard number Saints Row
I don't remember which Saints Row it was but I remember the opening sequence of Saints Row had this song playing
Would you like jumped out of the like airplane or whatever it was onto that skyscraper?
Like forever ago Saints Row the third. Yeah, that's when I first heard this song. I was like man. It's hard
She don't make enough appearances. So I gotta go like I gotta go like for I might go five with Claudia because she's not
She's not here that much. She plays too much
Adam from Alaska man if I could go back and put that loser in five I would four
So we got two and one
Let me show you right now for you give it up
Look at ghost man this is the worst picture I've ever seen of ghost by the
way wait is the last one gonna be kitty cuz we got two and one left okay I can't
I can't go between ghost and kitty bro oh okay yeah that's number one I love
that guy yep that's a great guy he don't exist he's a great guy I'll summarize
it in a dream I was stuck on the side of a high-rise building for like two weeks
and a random construction worker saw me and saved my life and I remember crying
in the dream cuz he saved me I'm gonna take my car to the right the best fall
what I know it's I'm gonna that's going to eat till I can't no more I'm
gonna take my car to the who you know what's gonna hurt if they fall on the
road
oh it's gravel
four I know it's I'm gonna eat till I can't no more five that was mid so we got
three in one left I got the burgers in the bag what is this picture by the
way like what
that was mid to three see if you fall in a situation like this and there's
people watching you you have to play it up to make it better like you got a roll
down that hill you got a bust of somersault and go ahead and roll down the
hill if you already failed just go ahead and make it least funny it's never
enough space I can't think it's for that by the way look at this goober that
said bro sold with an e
You almost killed me.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
On the seventh course, I like how you had to replay it like four times.
Thanks, pal.
Rank this Abba songs, but you can change.
That might be number one.
That might be number one off rip.
Yeah, baby mom, I don't know.
I think I might go number one here.
Yeah, I'm going number one here.
Best Abba song.
Hayden with another five.
W. Hayden.
Abba has no skips.
Aw, this is a skill.
Putting it in three.
It was a five.
Ooh, but it's not number two.
I know what number two is gonna be.
I'm gonna put this at four.
So we got five and two left.
Goober just say, are you 50 years old?
No, you don't have to be born in this era
to go look up the music, buddy.
It's not like it has an expiration date.
You goober.
This might be number two right here.
Voo-lay-voo.
I'll be your band by the way, Nirvana could never, just saying.
Rank these top 10 Roblox games according to me, but you can't change.
I played it before, it's not that good.
Like 8.
Uh, 4.
What is this, 9?
I have no idea what this game is, Chad, is it good?
What is this?
Whatever the lowest number I have available is where this is going, I don't know what
this is. Is that the denominator? Oh wait there's a 10? Okay I'm going 10 on this. I can't rate these.
I don't know what half these are. Matter of fact I don't know what three fourths of these are.
Matter of fact I only know what one of these is. You know what I mean? Can't rate it.
What? Rank these top six songs from my playlist. Yeah you're about to get judged.
6, listen to man, 4, I'm on this list, so I'ma go number 1 right here, only 2 is left.
Well that wasn't a good song, you know you're allowed to like a musical artist without liking
all their songs, right?
Okay what's Chappelle Rohn's, let's go fates, most popular song?
This is it?
Why y'all keep calling me a casual?
What are y'all talking about?
Oh, that's the song name?
I'm gonna be honest here, okay?
Don't hate me for what I say.
Excuse me, back up a little bit.
Case stole my footlong with the five gifted.
I don't know why I'm so call me a loser.
I don't like it.
Cause I'm still hanging up.
You tell me I can't listen to this on stream?
Why can't I listen to it?
What's wrong with it?
The lyrics are wild, oh.
Listen to good luck.
Is this bad?
You gotta be perfect.
Love your church.
Good video so far.
Hoodies and drawers, should we give away, bro?
Yo, tossin' with the five.
Say overplayed what I've never heard that.
Yo, MHP with the five, get the W.
MHP with the five, get the...
Oh yeah, by the way,
chapter merch is only gonna be on pre-order for a week.
So once it's gone for that week, it's gone, chat.
Once it's gone, it's gone.
You know?
K stole my merch with the five.
Yeah, for sure.
Oh!
The charge is full of things now.
Wait, hold on, I gotta finish this video right here.
I didn't see it.
Wait, no, I did finish it.
Yeah, I did.
What am I talking about?
Yo, cereal with the five, W cereal with the 10,
W cereal with the 10.
I don't know, for sure.
Ooh, Charles is, ooh, man, he's up there.
Ooh, he's up there!
Charles stayed real to the end, man.
I gotta put him in four though.
Oh man, I might have to put him in five.
Wait a minute.
I don't want to put him in five.
That's too low for Charles, man.
I can't, you can't put him in three.
You can't put him in three.
You just simply can't.
I'm going to go four here for Charles.
Knowing I'm down, it's the time like you, I'm going to rock it in three.
I think so.
I think say he's going in three.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, I think I'm putting Sadie in three.
Sadie is actually the goat, dude.
I need to play this game. Dude, you are robbing yourself of life if you haven't played this game.
I think I'm going to save you in 300%. Yeah.
He just tried to kill me.
Yo, Squid with the 5W, Squid.
NINE!
When I die, I just want to be buried with friends.
Man, oh ho, Zeito.
Six.
Boogie with the 5W Boogie.
No! I should have put Charles in five!
No, I sold friends or with family
I don't think in that this is why I should have put I should have put linear for man
Lady to go
Highest number is that's not to a one man. I sold that is more than that
just me
Okay, so is what the five get that we're going to with John here
a ghost see a little lindo the
contraband
See, he was a traitor, too, man.
Sim.
The lowest number is that I have.
To be afraid of, Mr. Morgan.
That's the goat right there.
The absolute goat right there, and it's not even close.
All right, couple more.
What?
I'm rating the most overrated man that ever existed. I'm good.
Rank these six foods, but you can't change.
M&M McFlurry's go, I'm probably gonna put it in 3.
No bro, don't start with me with Metallica. Do not start.
Do not start with me and bro, bro, it's, dude, stop.
You're insane, but I'm not though.
But I'm really not though.
Who's really insane here, huh?
Are you kidding?
This is trolling, I'm not.
Like a top 10 rock band ever.
It's metal that's not metal you absolute dummy
What this is metal?
You know the on the most overrated
Overpopular stuff for no reason
It's not good dude man
If their name wasn't Metallica, I could guarantee you y'all would not be messing with these songs.
Pull it, bet.
And let majority, because all the Metallica glazers are loud.
Oh, woo, woo, woo.
This and that.
Within reality, the majority of people don't like Metallica.
They just don't say nothing about it, because they know if they say something about it, they will be ashamed for it.
it and that poll just proved everything. That's a beautiful poll that that might be that might
be a top 10 poll in this chat. I'm not gonna lie. That might be a top 10 poll in here.
Like honestly, I'm so proud of that right there. That is beautiful man. That is that is
unfathomably indescribably beautiful. Oh my goodness. What a poll. What a poll man. I'm
I'm tired, what did this dude just say?
Says this but thinks N-Sync is goaded because they are.
Y'all suck, I hate y'all so bad.
Bro, I hate y'all, bro.
I don't even know what N-Sync is, LOL.
Then you're not alive.
You can't simply be alive and not know what N-Sync is.
Do you know Three Days Grace?
Yeah, I do.
And they're better than Metallica.
I'll go down another five.
Pole, in-seeker, Metallica?
This is not gonna go the way you think it's gonna go.
But okay, we'll do that.
I'm not the biggest in-seek fan either.
But it's definitely, okay, y'all are just trolling.
This pole don't count.
Get this off my screen, bro.
Dude, this is stupid.
How can Metallica be voted as mid?
And then y'all are gonna vote Metallica over in-seek.
That makes no sense.
If you're gonna stand on business,
on business. I don't understand. Metallica is goaded. No, it's not. Metallica just got voted as mid.
Just because people are voting Metallica over NSYNC doesn't undo that fact that they're mid-voted.
Metallica is mid, but NSYNC is more mid. I fear you're wrong, though.
Biggest concert for a reason. Yeah, a bunch of simpletons went to that concert.
That doesn't count. Like, what? You can't count simpletons.
If Metallica is mid then NSYNC is nothing. Yo, y'all about to make me like
fully tweaking here. I'm not gonna lie. You're coping. I have nothing to cope for.
Do Cardi? No, Cardi can't stand up to nothing. I'm taking Nirvana over that.
Bro, y'all just, I just don't understand y'all chat. Y'all like, y'all are like
a fair weathered friend. I just don't understand how y'all can, how y'all
All can vote that Metallica is better than N-Sync with a straight face.
I legitimately don't understand.
They're trolling.
I know that.
I'm just trying to give them the benefit of that.
I know they're trolling.
Yo, Tango with the T and get the W, Tango with the T and get the, death leopard is
better than both.
I agree with that.
Yeah, I agree with that.
Don't say who with a question mark.
Yo, fam with the five.
Shakira clears yes Shakira is like top 10 of all time we can't we can't include
Shakira because Shakira is like top 10 of all time here dude that background is
so hard bro bro that background is so hard chat well tell me that ain't hard
bro but that's so hard man oh that's so clean dude that's so clean chat would
you eat it Wendy's more if that was the logo. Metallica is better with the 10 get that you're
banned from the stream. Thank you for the 10 get that though. Oh chat that wasn't a name
changed account. This dude just made an account two minutes ago and he named the account
Metallica is better. He doesn't even follow the channel when he just get the 10 subs
just to do that. Thank you for the 10 get the Metallica is better but that's a
disgusting, disgusting name. What did this nerd just type in here? I saw a jujutsu,
casein fan in the wild, W. What does that mean? Serial with the five. Oh my goodness,
Chad, I saw this. I'm going to try it real quick before we play horror games. Hang on.
It's a mid-cartoon. Is it really? What a prediction. You guy who crashes Twitch with
the thousand bits. KK so don't listen to the glazers, Metallica is so overrated keep up
the good streams. Thank you man. Yo nocturnal feminine with the 5W nocturnal with the 5.
Why don't you play apex anymore? What do you mean anymore? I played it for 30 minutes
one time. What am I doing to myself? I'm doing it though. Dude's built like me. GG.
I have to push it up this hill?
Oh, this is easy.
Is that a payout?
That is a payout.
Pay him out.
Why can't he push it up the hill?
I don't understand.
Push it.
Pay him out again.
Wait, how do you get it on a less steeper area real quick?
Hold on.
Oh, it's about to get ugly in here, Chad.
I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, I can literally see the finish line.
Type one, if you believe.
Enough playing around.
The struggle itself towards the whole star is enough to fill a man's heart.
Albert Camus.
What?
In punishment for his terrible deeds, King's disavust was cursed by Zeus.
To an eternity of rolling a boulder up a hill, only being allowed his freedom once
he reaches the top.
Did you just get yourself on the head with-
What the hell?!
I did good though right there lowkey, right?
That was pretty good.
Where is one mercy given to you?
Bro, stop talking.
You can teleport as you please.
However, only back to the beginning.
All you have to do is simply kill yourself.
You've violated the posment, of course.
You see, death would be an easy escape.
You don't get that.
OK, we gotta get some momentum here.
First to live here forever in perfect health.
Death here is simply punishment rather than release.
Don't you dare let it fall.
Don't you dare!
So here's what I think I need to do a little bit right here.
I think I need to let it roll backwards a little bit
and then get some momentum when I push it
and hit it with some speed.
You know what I mean?
Go.
Go.
You better push it.
You better keep pushing.
You better keep pushing.
I'm locked in, chat.
I can do this all in all rail too.
Keep pushing!
Use control!
Don't you dare lose control.
Don't you dare!
hey halfway there great job honestly I wasn't sure you'd make it this far keep
going there's a reward for you at the end cheeky sandwich no you're rolling it
sideways hold hold hold relax my hands are sweating I know there's a few
goobers in here right now that are like oh man this looks easy let me tell you
right now. This is not easy. Yeah, you're going to jail. Uh, from soft. We'll see you in court.
Yo, zoom back in. We're too far. Zoom down. There we go. So chat that that method that we did
where we pushed it back a little bit and we got some momentum. You know what I mean? I think
that's the play. Let me lock him right here. Look, I can see the finish line. Come on.
Why won't you stay lined up with it? Push. Don't you dare give up. You keep pushing.
It's not even that heavy. It's not that heavy. Keep pushing.
Keep pushing! Beautiful chat. Go. Do not stop. Don't lose control because once you start losing control
it's almost impossible to reel it back in. No, no, no, no, no. No. We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
It's okay. It is okay, chat. Stop! Stop looking at chat, chat. Y'all making me look at chat.
Yo, K-Show is big and strong with the Five Gifted.
Calm down for a second.
Hold it for just a second, please.
I need to get my bearing straight.
We're collapsing.
We're collapsing!
Yo, bagged milk with the Five W bagged milk.
What are you doing?
Don't you dare!
Don't you dare!
Yo, W, W saves, though.
It's too steep. Stop going that way. Push me.
Hold.
Relit back in.
Relit back in.
Relit back in.
Relit back in.
Reel it back in, PB.
New PB.
No, don't you dare.
Don't you dare do this to me now.
Don't you dare do this to me now.
No, don't please.
No, no, no.
No.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
I'm staking with it, Chad.
It's okay.
You keep pushing that stone.
Who's gonna push the stone?
This ain't good.
It's better to roll off the side of the cliff.
Come on.
Almost there.
Shut up.
You push that stone.
You push that stone.
I see the finish line now! Don't you dare lose it! No!
C'mon, you just have to push it through the finish line.
Go to the task once thought to be impossible.
And as promised, there's a prize for you.
Look back to the game plan.
And behold, the award you get-
The believers are- or no, the doubters are crying right now! What is that?
Did you think that was it?
No, of course not.
That was just a tutorial
Okay, don't look so sad, right? It was fun, wasn't it? If now you get to do more
Now what are you waiting for, huh? I suggest you start pushing
it
With Sisyphus if that oh my goodness
If that doesn't prove that it pays to be a believer. I don't know what will I literally don't know what will
Four people hit for four point three million one of these days, you glue的是 gonna start
Yep, let's give it a shot
Chaskelar One to ten board of the odds I can do this
I'm thinking a solid zero
I'm seeing a bunch of crazy stuff
Wait Can I just reset the ball up here I think I can let's try it chat. Let's see what happens
You beat the tutorial, now you got a ego. I mean look
man. Oh, we're never beating this chat. GG. Yeah, you might want to be a doubter now.
Not gonna lie. Yo, big cherry with the five W big cherry. What's moving side to side? Oh,
GG chat. Okay, here we go. What this dude just say? Is this how case moves around his
house? Yeah, let's get him packed up. Okay, so far so good. I'm not gonna lie. I'm
I'm going to try to jinx nothing here, but yo,
Keeble with the T and W key.
You got to push, dude.
You got to push.
We're at the beginning.
You ain't tired.
You are not tired yet, I believe.
Is that a wet floor sign?
I got to be tripping.
Stop.
Yo, protect McNugget with the five gifted.
Yo, can I get like a rest for a second,
or like a little rest spot, like a little flat area?
Sawyer with the five.
That is a wet floor.
These goober doubters are getting paid up
and it's disgusting.
Doubters only want one thing
and it's honestly disgusting.
Lock in, let's go.
See, I learned though,
I learned that those things explode.
Great day to be a doubter.
Oh yeah, watch this.
You watching?
Chat, make me look at chat, bro.
This is going so smooth, I'm not gonna lie.
This is going disgustingly smooth right now.
Slow it down, slow it down,
slow it down slow it down slow it down right here slow it don't you dare don't
don't you dare watch out for that barrel Deanna with the five with the 10 W
Deanna with the 10 gifted don't hit it now look we have beaten almost every
wage game that we've ever played this is nothing this is nothing this isn't
even difficult okay like I'm pretty sure this is the hardest part of the
game. Your bubble head with the 5W bubble head. Come on. Is there any believers in here?
It's like one if you're a believer man. Come on, I can do this. Keep pushing. Slow but
steady right here. What's that saying goes? What a turtle in the rabbit? Slow and steady
wins the race. What are you doing? I need you to stop. I need you to stop. Please
My it's an image
The active rolling of over sometimes used as a metaphor for a difficult seemingly futile and never-ending task
If you've ever had to work a nine-to-five job you hate in order to pay bills
engineering University
Or quick and clean for a family
Constantly having to make dishes and then clean set dishes afterwards every single day or any other mundane and repetitive
Seemingly never-ending task. You'd know what I mean. Yeah
Yeah, it's like being forced to roll a boulder to the top of the hill, but no matter how much
progress you make, it just falls right back down before you can make it to the summit.
Man, that's fact, low key.
Please just push it.
Get it over this little crest right here and we can control it better.
Just get it over the crest.
Thank you, and I'm not talking the gum.
My bad.
What am I doing?
I can't look away for a second, I can't.
Here we go.
We're moving.
slow and steady slow and steady no why why why you gotta get up why I still
believe I still believe type one if you still believe why does it keep zooming
out on us all man let's go let's go chat this is nothing for me this is what I
I do on the daily in real life for exercise.
This is nothing.
Slow and steady.
Slow and steady here, slow and steady here.
You see chat, we're moving up, but it's going slow.
You know what I mean?
That means slow and steady.
Don't you dare, don't you dare.
I am 100% getting past the barrels right here.
Watch me.
When steady wins the race,
like the rabbit in the turtle,
when the rabbit took a nap, the turtle can't move in.
That's all we got to do is keep moving.
Slow.
PB.
PB chat, PB.
I told you!
Boulder applies quite literally.
In fact, the concept of Sisyphus
is where this metaphor came from.
You're the Boulder cursed to never reach the top.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good!
Of making it reach the top.
DOOM to this never reach the top of just work.
Truly, it's an amazing comparison
to the human condition.
What is that you saw maintaining control is the meteors falling out understand what keeps happening
down there push it down there okay good for cooking see check out anything else get past that
first part did you that's a crazy name thank you for the five I believe chat no I don't slow
I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you!!!
I'm gonna take a few of my Surroundings...W Play Shat!
My goodness, that is straight to the bottom right there...
Oh! No no no no! You're getting too close to the edge!
You're kidding me with this, You're kidding...You're kidding, I have to go there?
You're kidding! It's over...it's so over.
Okay. Okay. We have a break. We have a break. We have a break. Oh my goodness. What's going
on, dude? Relax. Everybody calm down. Everybody calm down. Look, we need to walk up a little
bit and take a look at what we got coming up here. Okay. I believe chat. Do you believe
chat type one? If you believe, man, let's go. Come on. Let's go chat. Let's go.
GG. You think I go under? That's straight to the bottom right there. That is straight to the bottom.
I can't believe we're still going. What are those shadows? I'm assuming I need to avoid the shadows, right?
Please stay. Okay, I'm gonna do whatever I can to avoid these shadows, but I don't know what they are.
Don't go between, go around. Don't touch that shadow. Oh my goodness, we're good! We're good! We're good! We're good! We're good! We're good!
We're good!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
No, please don't.
I'm panicking, I'm panicking, I'm panicking,
I'm panicking, I'm panicking.
Chad, I'm panicking.
Relax, relax, relax.
Chad, we're good, stop!
That's beautiful!
Chad, I'm gonna cry.
Go Chad, this is bad!
They get saved!
Chad, is it saved?
Did you see those hops, by the way?
Oh my goodness, I think we're saved, Chad.
No way, right?
We'll never be able to get it out of that position.
wait yes we can we can not die here you can't get permanently injured either
it's safe yo you goober doubting scammers are not getting paid out shut up
y'all know what's to the bottom you dummies is that it hurts more oh he
fell a little bit that's a pain out you ain't getting free points dummy y'all
me to this hand y'all points that you may take a dump and just hand you some
points on a silver platter? Is that what you want? Oh, it's GG. It's GG. It's GG. No,
it's not. It's not GG. It's never GG. As long as you have faith, it's never GG. It's
GG. It's GG. That's crazy, Chad. Y'all want to see me fail just for channel points.
And just what I thought y'all was some real ones. Y'all want to see me fail just
for some channel points. That's crazy! You don't want to see me winning!
You dissed Metallica? So you hate me now because I dissed Metallica?
Chat, you got to open your mind to the horizons, man.
That's like y'all saying shit-fil-a is the best fast-food establishment of all time when it's not.
Oh, please, I'm begging you to stop. I'm begging you. I'm begging you.
I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry.
Do y'all understand my stress level right now? Do you understand?
I'm burning calories from playing this game. That's how stressed I am. Hey, please. Hey, can you stop?
Hey, don't roll
Yo, Tom, twinkin' man! This has to be the last stretch, right? That's not very cash money. Hey, hey, hey, hey
What do I see up there?
The underworld isn't held back by the boundaries of space or time. The deepest layer,
Tartarus, where you reside, is no different. As such, don't be too surprised at the sight
of things like exploding barrels.
GG. Oh, GG, chat. This is where it ends. I don't like what!
Honest word of advice? You might want to try using your eyes.
What do I-? Where does this go? Can I get it back up here? Does this go to the
You're kidding. GG, bro. That just set us back an hour giving the money. Yo, ban the guy that just said here comes the money by the way
Wait, did it save so next time we play I can continue from that point. Yo Chad, do we try again next time lowkey?
Dude. Bro, that was difficult. Chad, did that look easier? Did that look easier to that look difficult to y'all?
It looked easy.
Chat, that game is more difficult than it looks.
I promise.
Chat, get them Diapies on it, spooky time.
Let's go.
Get them Diapies on it, spooky.
Ooh, chat, what language do I want to go here?
Can I go full screen, please?
Chat, what's language?
We can go Filipino, Cubano, Chinese, Russian, Japan,
Korean, whichever one that one is, Dutch, South Korea, Russian, Italian, Francis, Portuguese, Spanish,
another Spanish or Dutch. Filipino. I can speak all these languages, just saying.
Is this AI generated chat, by the way? This low-key looking, is this AI generated? If it's not,
it's kind of clean though. Said I gotta use the restroom real quick. Lock in though. Oh I think
I do keep myself it's itching. Ugh. It's an apple of keeping bilingual by the way. The fact that I
know every one of these languages is proof that I'm bilingual. Dude I crap myself man it's itching
bad. Water delivery. Lock in chat. Here we go. ASMR? Am I delivering water? Turn the
I'm gonna send you down a little bit about right there.
Is that your brother?
No, it has no resemblance to me.
Am I delivering water here?
Get jug.
Pick up.
Welcome to your last water delivery route of the evening.
Okay, how much am I getting paid for this?
It's the Philippines.
Yo, I heard the Philippines was fire.
Chad, is it fire?
Bro, people say the Philippines is fire, dude.
Rambo gifted 50.
Did he really?
Yo, chat, W Rambo with the 50 gifted subs.
Was that when I was in the restroom?
Well, I don't see it.
Yo, my boy Rambo with the 50 gifted subs, chat.
Give me some Ws for Rambo with the 50 gifted subs, man.
W Rambo, I really do appreciate that Rambo.
Thank you.
That's OG right there.
For real, chat, W Rambo.
He's been going crazy for a long time.
Yo Rambo has over 5,000 total gifted subs
in this channel, by the way, chat.
W Rambo, man.
What?
W Rambo for real.
See, can you drive to the Philippines?
Like, is there a way you can like drive there?
Or do you have to go like on a plane?
He's over 6,000 now?
W Rambo.
Yo Don with the five, W Don.
W Don for real.
plane man I can't go nowhere chat grab the field water jugs from the back of the truck and deliver
them to their designated points inside the house I'm going up in somebody's house to do this
find and collect the empty water jugs at each house and bring them back to the truck
also we're just the delivery service we get the empty ones fill them up and deliver the
full ones okay chat would you do this job once you've collected all the empty jugs and delivered
all the field jugs speak with the homeowner to collect the payment. Oh how much we getting paid
when you're ready to go to the next house enter the truck and the driver will take you there. Good
luck. Um I want this dude's job all he has to do is drive. I'm the one that's gotta get out and do
all the work. Hey buddy how much you getting paid. Brutus gets to sit here listen to music.
Oh, this is kind of chill. I'm not gonna lie. Excuse me. A lot is open. Oh, excuse me, ma'am.
Are you here to fix the TV? No. Is she okay? There's one. Okay, that's kind of... What's
she doing? Fix the game title? What's wrong with it? Bro, it's under games and demos
you absolute doober what else is supposed to be under yo swim thick with the
five w swim thick okay let me get the empty water jugs and bring those to the
truck you'll chat w employee not gonna lie the name of the game I got something
to tell you when the name of the game ain't on twitch you got to put it under
games and demos you know your other empty water jug is I got to collect
that thing. You can snoop around people's houses like with this job. What's going on
up there? Oh, there it goes. All right, let me get the payment real quick. Yes, ma'am,
that'll be $2,000. Oh, you're here for the water delivery. Here's the money. $40.
Is that crypto coin? What is that P with the line through it? All right, ma'am, you
have a good night. Okay. I already gave you the money. Please leave unless you're
gonna fix the TV ma'am can you not have an attitude I'll help you fix the TV there
you go idiot good night have an attitude with me so about please leave
I feel kind of bad oh it's pesos can I actually fix our TV I don't know what's
you looking at ma'am wait there's a way to fix our TV I actually would cuz
that's extra customer service no okay all right ma'am have a good night all
Alright Bubba, let's get out of here!
You got it so easy, you know that?
All you gotta do is sit in the truck
all day, every day, and just drive.
I'm the dude jumping in and out of the truck
with what?
Ah!
L Smoker.
So you know Smokin's back?
A, B, C, D.
Oh, y'all are going to jail.
Are you kidding me?
Y'all going to jail.
That is a lawsuit, buddy.
What?
A, B, C, D.
Bayon everybody that's typing OBCD to.
How you doing sir? Are you the homeowner?
Empty jugs are in the back. Get a move on. I don't have all day.
Absolutely rude chat. Like why you...
Yeah, let's make this quick.
Where did he go?
Get all the trash back here.
What was that?
Oh, nah.
What is going on?
I don't get paid enough for this. There ain't no way.
What is going on?
No, we ain't getting paid enough for this chat. What is this?
Bro, can you get out of the truck and help me dude? It is creepy out here, man. Chad. I'm scared
Dude bro in the truck don't even care either. He's just sitting there listening to ABCD one more joke
We're out of here. Hey, don't worry. I got it. I'm gonna go to HR on him
I'm not gonna lie. He always just sitting in the truck case those crusty cheeks with the five get the
Sir, can I get that payment?
Finished took you long enough. Here's the money. Okay, so the thing that the thing that's like making me mad is that he is
Rushing me saying took you long enough like this is something that needs to be done just like that
You know what I mean? We're just we're just looking we're too. Oh man forget you man a loser
Yeah, let's get out of here
Casos booty cheeks 22 with the 10,000 bits. Hey case. Can you use? Um, yo W
case those booty cheeks 22 with the 10,000 bits. I appreciate the 10,000 bits,
but, um, I think you need to get locked up. I'm not gonna lie because what is that
cases? Juicy red butt cheeks with the five gifted as well. Thank you. W
gifters.
Yo, it's getting a little dark out here. I'm not gonna lie. I'm getting creeped
out. You ain't gonna help me with this. Neither I bet.
Hey how you doing? I'm here to deliver the water. What you got some chickens?
Got some chicken action. Oh got some uh got some uh some some pig action? Hey ma'am
how are you? Hey hey hey sir how you doing? Uh is that your dog because it
looks possessed? You ain't gonna say nothing? Okay I'll find the water jugs
myself in. Is this your house? Oh hey, what is that key for? I took it. I don't know why but I took
it. I just stole something by accident. Hey ma'am, how are you? Sorry for the mess. Granny has been
very naughty today. What? What do you mean by that Granny? Relax. What's she talking about?
Huh? Oh there's roaches up in here Chad. I need a raise. I'm not gonna lie. You know what
the most disgusting part about this is, I can almost guarantee you that the driver gets paid more than me.
Who is standing out here? Who are you? Hey, how you doing? Who is that standing in the corner?
Oh, no, this is creepy. Let's get out of here. What? Two more jugs and we're out of here.
What is going on? Well, I forgot to grab the jug. What am I doing? I'm gonna get fired.
Case is dookie bookie crust with the five gifts. Thank you. I do not know what's going
on around here but it's starting to make me a little bit uncomfortable. I don't know if this job
is worth the money. Also, what does this key go to? Should I look around the premises to see if
I can figure out what this key goes to? Does it go to this? Whatever this is? Oh, I'm sorry. What's
going on in there? Taco Bell got somebody messed up. Bad. Okay, ma'am. I got your waters.
Who is that in the corner, ma'am? Because that's like, you got somebody in timeout or
or something? Because I got your waters. Here's the money for the water. Thank you. You have
a good night. Okay. Thank you. Hurry and leave before granny does something she'll regret
for the second time today. Okay, granny, you have a good night. You have a good night
too, sir. Okay. Wait, does this key to go to something here? They're feeding these pigs
humans, I bet. That looks like a human. It looks like a human body. What did you
eat today a salad all right man let's get out of here I know you love your job
oh this a fancy looking house you want to help me with this one no I bet oh they
got four water jugs hey how you doing I'm with the water delivery service I'm
gonna go up there talk to you real quick yo W house yo pain with the five get
the W pain yeah I shouldn't be snooping around like this but let me go talk to
real quick. Yo, stomach hurting? It's you, sir! Oh, that was the same guy! Yeah, you're
canceled. What a, what a, what a doober! Yeah, keep knocking. I help you. What is wrong with
this dude, Jack? I only want to deliver this water now. I'm gonna take a dookie in one
of these waters. I should, huh? I should run across the street right here and take
a dookie in one of these waters, bro. I should, it shouldn't, I chat. Take half
half a duke in one of them, pinch it off, half the duke in another one, and then pee
in the other two.
I just sort of don't know who that was, but just all up in it.
He'd probably go say something crazy when I go to collect the money too.
See, let me not touch stuff, let me not get in trouble.
Okay, we gotta bring one more out here, chat.
Anyone else lagging?
No, because you're parked behind the Mickey D's on a laptop, stealing their Wi-Fi.
It's just you, buddy.
How much they're paying me chat how much is a hundred and forty pesos to US dollars? Look at look at his dude
$14. Okay. Let me let me just hide real quick just in case he says something crazy again
Sir, I got your water done
Okay, he didn't
He just said take your money and leave all right, let's get out of here
See you idiot. I'll leave your front door open. Hope mosquito gets you. All right. Let's get out of here
It's seven dollars and twenty one cents and I get paid enough for this chat we
done for the night it's too dark out here hey hey ma'am how are you doing the
empty jugs are somewhere inside so you don't know where they are like how you
how you work or live dude look at all the roaches chat what okay there's an
empty jug. What's back here? I can't go over there. And here's
another empty jug. Okay, W employee chat. You know what I
mean? Wait, it's less than $3. It's $2 and 52 cents. What? Yo,
Chad, is it just me or is it like a dog, a dog and a cat that
are like similar to the same size? Don't the cat like
always come out on top? Because they got some claw action?
What's that car doing? That's gonna that's gonna okay ma'am. I got your waters delivered
Thank you. You're welcome. You have a good night. Okay another key
Have a good one ma'am. Is there a key at every location?
All right next spot
When is our lunch break by the way we gonna get something to eat?
How long we've been working for now? We ain't ate nothing. All right next spot. There's two of them here
Is anybody here? Oh? Hey, how are you doing?
I'm sorry. It's just so hard without the grandchildren. What's you mean, man? Okay? Where's the empty jugs at?
Check y'all see the empty jugs?
I knew it. I knew there was not to be a job scare. I knew it. Okay. There's one who just said Logan Paul
What is wrong with you? I'm pretty sure that had to be that had to be a vision, right? That was a vision
We're good. That was a vision. Look
That was a vision see cuz that was the window we were looking through right?
Or is there another broom back here?
Wait a minute.
What?
Hold up.
OK, that's just a vision.
I don't know what kind of vision that is, but OK,
we're looking for this other water jug.
I don't know where it's at.
There it is.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on,
but I'm starting.
I'm starting.
You know, I'm not starting to get creeped out.
I'm creeped out at this point.
And I got one more water for you.
And I'll be out of your hair.
Yo, shrimp with the 5W shrimp.
OK, man.
That'll be 20 pesos before you, thank you, you're welcome, you have a good one, okay?
I got the key out of there, what's about the TV?
Are we done for tonight, man, like come on, dude!
Man, I know he loves this job.
I gotta go through that back alley.
I gotta go back there?
Or is this the house?
Tell me this is the house.
Why?
Why?
Can't we just wait till tomorrow?
I'm not trying to go back here tonight man there's four bottles. Oh wait this is a vibe
oh never mind. Hey what's up y'all? It's a vibe. I'm here to collect the water. Finish
your job before you scare away my last customers. You're so rude man. What you cooking? Wait
did that boiled egg have like a symbol on it? Did I just get cursed? Alright let me
to collect these water jugs. How you doing, sir? Everybody's so rude, chat. I don't understand.
Do I deserve? Do I deserve to be treated like this, chat? Do I deserve it? Because all
I'm trying to do is make a dollar. You know what I mean? That's it. Take your lunch break
here. I'm not giving her no business. She was rude to me. There's a key on the table
in the back. Okay, I'll go look. Wow, don't be chat y'all looking out right now.
Who is that?
Who keeps doing that?
Where'd everybody go?
What's going on?
So was there nobody here to start with?
I don't understand.
Stop, stop.
Get things on, chat, just relax.
Chat, everything is on, just relax, okay?
We're looking for two more empty bu-
Wait, what is happening?
Is it a me problem, chat?
Okay, I'm assuming this one is the last empty bottle
that we're gonna have to get to.
W employee though, chat, right?
Okay, everybody's still out here.
Hope everybody's having a good night tonight,
except for you, ma'am, since you're so rude.
Wait, this isn't the last empty bottle.
Ma'am, do you know where the last empty bottle is?
You said yes, but didn't tell me.
Okay, thank you.
Here we go, thank y'all, but the cats brought you.
We got you cats.
You would never drink water.
That's all I drink.
We gotta bring three more and then we're outta here.
Okay, so we have 300 pesos.
What is that US dollars?
Somebody calculate it.
I didn't even see you there, did I?
I'm triggered. All right, two more bottles and I'll be out of your hair, ma'am.
Talking about hurry up for you to scare off my customers. How would I scare off your customers?
I'm just a water delivery man. You know what I mean? It's $15. There's no way. Are y'all doing
the math right? I don't think we're doing the math right here. Not a lot. I don't know if
that's 15. How did it go from like $2 to 15? Somebody just, it's $5.39. So is that like
a lot of money in the Philippines though and I got your water delivered. Did you steal anything from
the kitchen? If so, I'll be taking it out of your delivery fee. I ate a boiled egg. You got a problem
with it? You better leave before I start counting the boiled egg. What you don't do, ma'am? You ain't
don't do nothing. You don't worry about a boiled egg. I'm over here. I'm over here working hard.
I just want a boiled egg. Is that too much to ask? Everybody having a good night? I'm just trying
to get some water. Hey excuse me. I'm looking I don't mean to interrupt but I'm just looking for some
water. I'm Father Soto. Have you come for confession? No, I'm here to look for a water.
I'm gonna just go around back. I'm interrupting stuff. You know what I mean? I'm just looking for
the water. Somebody said confess you stole an egg. That's true. I did.
Did you honestly hear that? What is that? Okay. Yeah, let's just look for this water.
why are all the graves above the surface did y'all just see that person
run across did y'all see that okay this hello I don't know what's going on
kitty okay there's a bottle back here let's grab it and go okay kitty this
is the back room oh there's a bottle in here too okay chair mind we got to go
We gotta go in here when we come back
cause there's another bottle in there.
I don't know what's going on.
Just gonna drop this off real quick
and I'll be out y'all's way.
Why is it running back and forth?
We gotta find the key too by the way,
before we leave here.
Found it, oh no I didn't.
It's a little quiet in here,
what is this door, can't I?
There's another bottle.
The key was on the stairs, was it really?
Okay the last jug is probably gonna be out here
somewhere maybe not I don't know what's going on with them sprinting back and
forth but hey do what you got to do all right there's the last job chat let's go
ahead and bring this back to the truck real quick oh I don't know where that
key's gonna be you just gotta do a little bit of searching drop these two
it's going on it was this it was just a vision chat we're good okay sir I
got everything dropped off if we don't need to pay taxes then we shouldn't
have to what did you just say to me be the sneak.
Everybody's so rude.
Let's go.
What time is it?
By the way, it's got to be like 3am at this point.
Yeah, chickens.
Okay, this is looking a little bit creepy.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, I'm not asking what time it is in real life.
I'm saying what time is it in the game?
I just saw there's people literally sitting here typing
what time it is.
Check.
I meant within the game, dude.
Okay, I don't know what this place is. It looks like another restaurant. There's a bunch of trash laying everywhere. What's going on?
You're going to clean this up. I'm gonna eat here. Hello. Are you work? Who is this back here?
Hey, don't do that. Don't know sir. Sir. Sir. Oh
No, what's what's what's going on over here now, ma'am?
Ma'am don't ma'am
Chat, maybe these are just visions, you know
maybe these are just that's the that's the woman that we keep seeing run
around what is going on yo what is this game
check if y'all see a key say key by the way we're looking for a key my parents
are in the backyard they told me to watch the restaurant while they talk chat
is that is that theme supposed to be like a symbol of death or something
okay we gotta grab two water jugs here's one I don't know where the
other one is. Okay, I see it. Key on the table. So did y'all see the key? Oh, that
looks good. What? No, it don't. Does that look good? See, it looks good, minus the
peas. Those peas are all messed with no p acts. Unless it's like Dolores. Oh,
everything I love. I'm joking. I'm joking chat. Okay, where where is this
key? You know what? Something that's not talked about enough. That's
unbelievably good. Green onions, bro. Green onions are so good. They ain't talked about enough.
Where is the key? I don't understand. Is the key outside? But we looked outside, didn't we?
What is that? Where is the key? Chad, are we skipping the key on this one? I found it.
Are we still gonna ask her for payment? No way, right? Can we just leave? I'm gonna try to
to leave without asking for payment. Yeah, let's just go. Ask for... Y'all are heartless man!
All are disgusting! Vote on the poll. There's no way y'all are saying yes right now. Are y'all
proud of yourself? Are y'all proud of yourself? Are you kidding me? There is no shot! Y'all are
making this happen. What is wrong with you? What did this dude just say? A job is a job,
dude we don't work for free man oh my goodness a goodness oh wait this dude just said I'm a bad chase
hey chat this is on y'all we gotta go over here and ask this poor girl for money this is on y'all
I hope y'all lose sleep over this tonight hey chat I hope y'all lose sleep over this tonight
Know how much money she's bringing in with those launch combos. Oh dude y'all are yo, what is
Yo, a leash with the team get the w a leash with the team gifted
w a leash
This is y'all's fault you got the money
Y'all are disgusting chat y'all are disgusting y'all are disgust chat y'all chat y'all are oh man
Oh my, oh my goodness.
They're the guy that just said we up.
What is wrong with you, man?
Yo, are you speeding right now?
Can you slow down?
That's the same truck we got.
Are you okay?
Oh my goodness, what's going on with that neck action?
Hey, man, how are you?
Okay.
Elf smoker.
Okay, let's try to look around the backyard
just to make sure there's no bottles back here.
Who is living out there?
Who are the three people staying out there?
What?
That looks like the back rooms, dude.
Low key would probably be a vibe though.
I like their lights, those are some nice lights.
Okay, is that blood?
Howdy, sir.
Please don't say nothing crazy.
That's the biggest bed I've ever seen in my life.
What?
Your son just scared me, buddy.
What you gotta say about that?
Key on the ta-
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Good one.
Oh my- what's going on right now?
I'm getting real uncomfortable.
Okay.
I don't know where the imp- there's the empty jug right there.
Did y'all see another empty dog anywhere chat?
By the door?
No?
I'll have your water done in a second, sir.
By the people outside?
Oh, it is, thank you.
W-chat.
Yo, something must be real funny.
What did you just type in here?
His hairline call that it wants to break up with you,
bro, I'm not lying.
Yeah, hang that one up.
Never break that joke out again.
You said it three times too.
that one does not hit, right?
One more bottle.
It's a good show, sir.
I like that one.
Ha ha!
All right, sir.
I got your last jug right here.
I'll be right back for a payment.
Jump scare, get ready.
Jump scare, get ready.
Shhh!
I was fully expecting a jump scare right there,
not gonna lie.
And we're gonna run as pockets!
Cigarette steel burnin'.
I gotta grab that money.
I'm sorry.
a good night please don't bite me or is that a dog okay he's sleeping I'm gonna
grab the water hey how y'all doing is that some blood I see back there what's
going on it's glitched y'all okay y'all good I'm not real sure where was the
other one at there was just two of you right please look good things I okay
Okay, I don't see the other two.
Chat, we got two more empty water bottles that we need to get.
I'm not really seeing them right now.
Let's just look around the premises.
Who just said charge them extra?
What is wrong with you? Have a heart, man.
Well, you think it's in this extra room right here?
It has to be, right?
Yo, where's the jugs at?
Chat, y'all see them anywhere?
I might not see that.
Okay, we need one more.
Oh, it's over there.
Am I blind?
Who's gonna give me the money is he gonna give me the money? All right one more bottle, and I'll be a I'll be out
Y'all's wait or not. I'm gonna just take this one. Where did you come from? Okay? I'm gonna leave y'all be
Bro's got a pet chicken. I guess
That that that chicken is getting all kinds of secondhand smoke by the way sir. Can you put that cigarette out?
Yo chief with 25 gifted subs
Give me some W's for chief with
the 25 gift in subs. Oh my
goodness. W chief. Chad, I
appreciate that chief. W chief
for real. Thank you chief. Who's
the other guy behind them?
What? Yo W chief for real.
Thank you chief. Here you go.
Thank you. Next location.
to the next one no okay is that people no that's some pig action okay what is
this place jump scare get ready no excuse me ma'am I can't pay you yet okay
well yeah I'm gonna just grab the bottles and I'll be out your way what
is this a pig farm chat is somebody getting sacrificed okay is there a
bottle over here. Give me one second. Let me let me cover some of this in case
something crazy pop up on the screen. I got the bottle. I'm scared chat. Chat I'm
scared. Type one if you're scared. Oh no what's going on man. Man what is going on
back there. Okay we're looking for two more empty bottles. There's one thing.
Okay yep. Two more. I just cracked myself a little bit more. You know what's
crazy I actually do keep myself y'all think I'm playing. Maybe there's a
bottle over here that I didn't grab prove it you want me to prove that I do
keyed my draws and how do you want me to do that
so I didn't do key my draws I'm playing all right we're looking for one more
bottle chat one more bottle and we can get out of here
limit tight bottle if you see the bottle but only type it if you actually see
that I don't know where this last I'm not real sure this last bottle is not
gonna lie I don't see no bottle action Helen Keller what do you mean did
you see it? Y'all are trolling, there's no way y'all see it and I don't. Where is this
bottle? Man, where's the bottle? Where's the bottle I am? I need the bottle. I can't leave
without it. Uh, chat, I'm convinced there's no bottle. I'm fully convinced it's not here.
No bottle. Chat, I'm about to start tweaking. I'm actually about to start tweaking. Chat,
It's not behind the house.
I looked back here, look!
Just go inside, are y'all, are y'all dumb?
Are y'all dumb?
There's nothing in here.
There's nothing here.
I don't understand, is it glitched?
Where's the job?
There's nowhere else it could be!
It's not, it's not on the map.
Chad, it's not on the map.
This is a sick joke.
This, this, this can't be, this can't be.
Don't you dare start typing, I told you.
Don't you dare, man.
Don't, don't, don't you, don't you dare, dude.
This is a giant place.
This is probably the last location.
Oh my goodness, who lives here, what?
GG, we're dead.
Collect the final payment, GG.
They canceled their delivery, okay.
Ow, look at this place.
Dude, what?
Excuse me. Take the mention. Okay. I'm out there. Is that why I was collecting keys the whole time, Chad?
Yo, Speedy with the 20 gifted. W. Speedy with the 20 gifted. Chad, appreciate you, Speedy.
Chad, W. Speedy with the 20 gifted. Chad, W. Speedy with the 20 gifted for real.
Basement key. Okay. Thank you.
Chad, I don't know what's going on, but I'm scared. I got one in the basement.
She's a road, she's a track stop.
She's going all the way when it goes off.
She can't take the pain, she can't get us off.
The way I just went to, but I just went somewhere.
Um, can I leave, please?
Is somebody right behind me?
Do I hear, do I hear doors opening?
This guy was keeping, we're out of here chatting.
Yo, snap foot to five, W snap foot to five.
I can't leave from here.
Somebody tell me what is going on
and why I'm stuck in this mansion.
Who is that over there?
Okay. Yep. You're not friendly. Got it. Thank you. Oh, this ain't good. Chad, this, this ain't, this ain't good.
I don't know if y'all knew this, but this ain't good. How do they expect me to get out of here? This place is a maze, you know?
Chad, would you live in the house this week? Okay, I'm not sure. I'm not sure what they want from me, Chad. I don't know where to go.
Should I go back to the basement?
A passage key.
Did y'all see an escape passage anywhere?
Oh, it's pigs.
We're good.
I thought it was gonna be humans in there.
Jack, I bet the escape passage key
is like to the front door, right?
Why y'all saying no?
I bet it is.
It ain't.
It's not.
I haven't seen an escape passage though.
Have y'all seen one?
Goodness.
killing people in here. Oh my goodness, they are killing people in here. What is that?
Chat, I don't know where I'm going. I'm just running in any direction. Help me.
I didn't know that was an option. Oh, I was able to save people. I didn't know I
was able to save people. They killed all of them because of you. I didn't know
that was an option solid game though chat crazy game chat can y'all blame me for real can y'all
really blame me what did this dude just say what do we expect from an egg stealer guy I ate one boiled
egg chat you know what time it is type one if you're locked in to that background is so hard
chat we all know what time it is baby in type one if you believe I believe everybody lock
in chat let's go listen up buddy listen up hear me out queso games calm for this hoodie
by the way. Hear me out. We sacrifice, we sacrifice the gun and the radio for extra food. Listen,
chat, listen, listen good. Y'all know that we talked yesterday about sacrificing case
I think the two items that we can guaranteed get away with skipping for extra food is the gun and the radio type one. If you think that's a good idea like you know, Chris with the five W Chris. But here's what I'm saying though. I'm not saying we go out of our way to skip the gun.
Like yo, Chris with the 5w Chris, but here's what I'm saying though
I'm not saying we go out of our way
To skip the gun, but if the gun is in a weird position
We'll just not bother lock in chat. I believe do you believe I believe?
And we're going Ted Dolores again cuz Timmy's a bum
Harmonica's in there remember that chat grab the harmonica
Low key mid-seat, but let's see what happens.
YOLO with the 5W YOLO!
Didn't get the mile, huh huh.
There's no way we're saying the gun.
There's no way we're saying the gun.
There's no way we're saying the gun.
There's no way we're saying the gun.
There's no way we're saying the gun.
We- did you just tune in?
Did you just tell him?
This is beautiful!
Are you kidding me?
Let's go, I was here.
Here's what we're gonna do off rip.
We're going to be sending Ted with checkers W staff first staff give me a good luck Ted come on Ted. We need you
Come on Ted. We need you buddy. We're taking risks this one. I think tonight will solidify whether Ted is actually better than Tim
We just got an extra can of food chat.
This is good.
Dad, your legacy is on the line.
It really is chat.
His legacy really is on the line right now.
Oh man, I don't want to give up the cards for the radio, but I think we have to.
We can't lose both sanity items.
We got to save the cards chat.
Radio gone.
It is what it is.
Ted, what'd you bring, buddy?
What'd you bring, Ted?
Yo, Ted, what'd you bring?
I don't see none.
Yo Ted, what'd you bring Ted?
Yo Ted, two waters, a radio? Oh my goodness, Timmy, could he brought back two waters, a radio and three foods?
W Ted man!
Yeah, Timmy could never.
He could actually never.
W Ted, Chad, wow.
And he didn't break the checkers either.
We didn't even lose the radio because of Ted.
never thought I'd be saying this but you know what Chad I'm proud of Ted here's
the thing too we just got a math are you kidding me right now we're gonna keep him
around long enough to where we can sit him on another scalp yo kid soon with the
5W kid soon wait no I should send Dolores right since she's not tired and
I have a yeah we're gonna send Dolores because we have a medkit that's the
most unlucky garbage I've ever seen in my life. Day 12, the firefighter raiders or
whatever it is, are you serious? That is like, that is disgusting. Okay, let's see
what Dolores does. Chat, good luck Dolores. If she gets sick, we're just gonna use the
med kit. Just us now, Ted. We're probably gonna lose a can of food here. We're good,
chat. We're good. Are those prominent raiders now? We'd be restarting if it was. Let's help Dolores
goes crazy chat. Not like literally, but like goes crazy with a staff. Um Dolores Dolores Dolores.
Dolores. We just also another can of food. Dolores. She's back. A gun food.
two waters and ammo not horrible not horrible not great you know what I mean
let's see if she got followed real quick okay I think I think we're good now
look Chad it's not the best scab ever but it's not the worst do we get rid of
the gun for the four waters right now yeah we're 100% doing that we don't have
the axe yeah I know but we could get another gun it's not bad right now Chad
It's not too bad risk a third scab. Oh, no chat. Do you think we should? No, I don't think so
I don't think so because if it goes bad the runs over. All right. He said
He did tomorrow
All right. He said yeah
He did he did good today. He is he is bad
I never thought I would say this but he is not the worst character in the game. It is by far Timmy
Timmy is by far the worst chat by far.
Hey old Timmy W Ted.
Never thought I would say that either.
You know what I mean?
But Ted you know over the past couple weeks
he's shown us something.
He's shown us that he wants this world record.
You know what I mean?
He has shown us.
Now could he be doing more?
Yeah but he ain't doing that.
W Dolores dude I'm gonna lie.
You know what I mean?
Casual day 33.
Casual, okay?
Not bad.
Listen, listen, Jack, when we get the pancake option,
we're going food, okay?
She's gonna go crazy seeing Ted like that.
Go tactical lasagna.
It is well known that you don't know
what you're talking about, buddy.
This dude tactical lasagna has like a nightly thing
where he's gotta say the dumbest thing possible.
And for some reason, I always see it.
I don't know why.
Every night, golly, man, you know what I mean?
Of course, you see lasagna.
Yeah, get that dude, man.
It has nothing.
I'm feeling a world record right here.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, Chad, I'm not gonna lie.
Hey, you banned that dude, bro.
Yeah, we're not doing that, anyway.
Yo, Chad, can we talk about it again?
By the way, we talked about it not too long ago.
Lasagna, extremely overrated, extremely.
It is, it is, it's overrated.
Well, I think it's overrated
because ground beef itself is overrated.
Are you getting a new iPhone?
Is it out?
Did this dude just reply to something and say,
I agree with this?
Keso is just an 80 year old man mentally.
Bro really thinks all rock is metal.
First off, what are you talking about? Second off, I have no idea what you're even referring to.
I just saw another crazy message. You're lucky I didn't see that.
Oh, you're lucky.
Yo, Empire with the Five. W Empire.
I think this goober said there's no ground beef of lasagna.
There isn't.
Yes, there is.
That's the main component of lasagna, is ground beef.
you spinach instead? Yeah. And that's why you're on the possible banner. They are
suspicious. Use a warning list. Yo, this is actually the worst game I've ever
played in my life. Like actually, this is disgusting. This is the worst game I've
ever played in my life, bro. Call me biscuit with the five gift. Thank you.
It's because you're too worried about the lasagna notes because I got like a
one in 500 chance of something stupid happened.
What just happened to me?
Hey, you have to believe us, bro. I'm restarting
Believers got paid up day 56. We're restarting
So am I ever gonna get this world record? I don't think I I have these I am a top world record contender in the world
but
But like the game won't let me you know what I mean
All good stuff could have went better that game anyway. Let's go chat lock in. This is the run. Come on. Excuse me MJ
10 what do you do disgusting person no book I remember picking up the book my
goodness this is low key better than last time like this is awesome yo band the guy
that just said no map do you have eyeballs oh this is so playable let's
go lock in chat we have all the essentials if the radio breaks here
that's actually not a bad thing it broke that's not bad chat give me a
Good luck, Ted. Radio. Best case scenario for the radio. We just got the radio. Or did we get it done? Which one did we get?
Um, what did you give me? Ammo?
Uh-huh, thanks for the ammo. We need to die.
Maybe I sleep on the ammo. Chad, do I sleep on the ammo, you think?
But like, what does like, I don't know, man.
Yo Ted, where you at?
Ted, won't you come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth?
I'm feeling romantic.
Are you kidding me, Ted?
You beautiful man!
We're sitting Dolores right after, okay?
Swimfish with the five, W Swimfish.
Don't be you, Ted!
That good luck, Dolores.
I can't believe this, I can't either.
That might be the best, Ted, staff.
we have ever gotten. What he bring was that six waters and four food? That is unbelievable, Ted.
Oh my goodness, Ted. And the gun, yeah. Oh, you beautiful man. He's untired already too. We
could have just sent him instead of Dolores. He is actually the goat. Are you kidding me?
We just got more water. Oh my goodness.
is Dolores dead. I wouldn't even be that like sad. Dolores, Dolores, Dolores, Dolores. Oh,
she's not back. Dolores. One can of food, you're mid. Did we get followed? I'm running with
said. Wait, don't use this. Did I get followed? What if I get followed? What's going to
restart? Do you understand how good this run is? By the way, chat, like you understand.
I never thought I would say this, but Dolores is the best character in the game.
I am in disbelief.
I am in disbelief.
If these are the permanent bandits, we're just going to run one more time.
You're followed.
I'm just trying to make sure before we restart.
I clipped it.
I don't care if you clipped it, I read it, buddy.
I saved it.
You never know, though.
I feel like they would have, I feel like they would have showed up by now.
It takes 20 days.
Why y'all just making stuff up, Tess?
RIP Dolores, Chad.
Yo, who in here is unbelievably proud of Chad, by the way?
Like I am unbelievably proud of Chad.
Like actually insane.
Like legitimately insane, Chad.
to like 100% see the Raiders before we restart because I don't want to, you know, I'm just
just trying to make sure you never know. Kiss me, Ted. I'd let him fart on me right now.
I would risk it, Ted. He probably got sick here, but it's fine. He's an absolute monster.
He didn't even get sick. Oh my goodness, Ted. Ted. Ted's key. By the way, double
Well, Dolores for getting spotted on a horrible staff, okay. If those raiders don't show up by day 50
I'm just gonna be convinced that they just didn't they just didn't show up this time
That's probably them GG. That's not them
But we don't have a radio to trade for four waters, but it's fine because we have a crazy amount of water the ammo now
We can use the ammo to get food
GG, that's them
somebody said day 44 I
I don't know how they would know that but they actually not gonna show up.
Yo man bird with the five gifted W man bird.
I know that!
Oh my goodness it was the devs they're in here right now pulling the strings already
no alright one more reset one more reset they have the believers though see I'll be watching
out for the believers channel points bro you know what I mean I'll be watching out
Ted just brought back a lock on a staff, by the way.
Did you see that?
He brought back a lock.
This dude, Ted, is like the goat.
What on this planet Earth is Ted?
This dude, Ted, is in sa-
Are you kidding me?
What?
Oh, just fart on me, Ted.
All right, come on, Chad.
One more run.
I got a good feeling.
If Ted is performing like this,
all we need is just a little bit of luck.
Wait just a minute.
The cards are there, but it is what it is.
Six food and three wings.
Chad, we ain't worried about no spray.
Wait, this is unironically a good scowl.
Oh my goodness, Ted, you're actually the goat.
This is like disgusting.
We have done three scows on the night
and all three of them are playable.
Oh my goodness, Ted.
G-Hoop, no cards.
G-Hoop, no spray.
G-Hoop, no ammo.
Like dude, these are all items that we can go by
without worrying about, man.
chat W Ted we're gonna send him with no items because we can't send him with
checkers because we have no cards. Good luck Ted.
Do it again Ted. Ted do it again. It was nice to nice to know you.
Come on Ted. We need you Ted.
Ted day. Imagine he goes crazy again
with no item scab. You know what I mean? Could you honestly imagine if I
didn't do this again and they took everything again. It's like a one and
five hundred chance of that happening. We're good. Come on, Ted. Ted, you came
back a little bit too quick. What'd you bring? You're a loser. I hate you. You're
a bum. I regret ever talking good good of you. You suck. You suck. One bottle
of water, some cards in a briefcase. Yeah, you're a bum, dude. I can't
believe I ever talked highly of you. You're such a loser. It's honestly
disgusting I mean we did send him with no item you know what I mean is that my
fault chatter chance ball what this absolute goober just hyping here bro only
do one stab the second stab is triggering raiders slash being followed hey
um yo I don't know if you knew this won't you go watch the world record run
and see what he did once you grow up a little bit do research for you start
All and then month subscriber time for that by the way 11 months hear me out right here listen
Listen
Chat listen y'all remember what we said. It's all about taking risks. Okay. Here's what we're gonna do right here
The map is marked. Come on Ted. Do some crazy here pancake pancake pancake
Come on Ted make us proud holding kappa again. It's like we get that thing every night
Lock in Dolores. Okay. This is actually going surprisingly well right now.
That's not the golden Kappa dude. You only get it after their trains over.
Y'all over here typing a regular one. Water. Can I get up on the wall?
Beautiful right now. Chat beautiful. Pancake. He's back. Hear me out though.
We're gonna do the food option with pancake which means we're gonna use the
map, okay? Ted is 100% dead and gone. RIP Ted. He is so dead. Rest up Ted, you're an idiot.
I hate you. Not horrible though. We're still not in a horrible position right now. What
did you just say buddy? You killed him bro. If you fed him he would have come back. Your
name is Pirate King 4536. Don't play Sea of Thieves or something buddy, cause you
I don't know what you're talking about on 60 Seconds.
We're out of minds.
He's right.
No, he's not.
Did y'all act like we didn't want,
I'm about to crap my trawls yelling.
We need pancake to come back and that handle hit and chag.
Get you another head of that thing.
Yo, regular with the five, W regular with the five.
W three foods, let's go, Chad.
We just got three foods, that's big.
Let's go, man.
We'll take that all day, all day.
Come on.
We're making this work.
What does the candle smell like?
Gingerbread, man.
Best candle ever.
Yo, Chrissy with the five gifted.
W. Chrissy with the five gifted.
W. Chrissy, appreciate that.
I've never smelled a good candle in my entire life.
What?
Chat, no, I can't admit,
there are some bad candles out there.
So there are some horrible candles out there chat. Where's the best place to get candles? Is it Walmart?
Yankee, you're gonna trade this flashlight for a bottle of water because we're done with it now body works
And channels are awesome, bro. Dude. I can have candles going every second of every day
Yo Matthews with the 2000 this appreciate you
So everybody type what day you think we're making it to here
I had a good feeling that who has a candle on in their house right now.
Yo Chrissy with another five gifted W Chrissy with another five gifted W Chrissy.
I have one flavor of you.
What?
Okay.
If we can get more food, this could have potential here.
Yo, you think they make food flavored candles?
Bro, imagine.
What is the best smelling food when it's cooking?
Is it chicken?
Pizza?
Pizza does not smell good when it's cooked.
I mean, it smells good, but it ain't crazy, you know?
Steak is good, bacon smells good too, yeah.
There's our four water shot.
Yo, key with another five gifted.
W key with the five gifted.
Believer's about to get paid up!
Smoke turkey?
Bro, real turkey is low key mid,
but fake turkey is good, if that makes any sense.
Same thing with hamburgers.
Real hamburgers are mid, fake hamburgers are five.
Pay up them believers, baby, let's go.
Chet, you don't know what food item is disrespected
that is not respected enough?
Bologna, dude.
One of the best foods in the world
is a bologna sandwich with onions and mustard.
Bologna is so, bro, bologna is so, bro.
Yo, son, donut with the 11 giftings.
Give me some W's for Son Donut with the 11 gifted subs.
Appreciate you, Son Donut.
W Son Donut.
Heartbeat with the five, W Heartbeat as well.
W chat, we're at 74,000 subs.
W everybody, y'all are insane.
W everybody chat, 74,000 is crazy, bro.
Oh, I skipped it, I clipped it!
Did you see that?
This is so stupid, bro.
Y'all see me click?
Y'all seen it, bro?
I clicked it and didn't activate.
Spank me, Chris.
It's so goofy, bro.
Like, come on, man.
You see what I'm saying?
Again, that's not something that's my fault.
I can't take responsibility for my action right there.
That was the dev's fault.
I didn't do it.
Imagine she goes crazy because I don't have the medkit now.
now. Could you imagine a world, a universe in this world where that would happen? You got to be
fisted me man. You can save this. I can save this. We saved it before we can do it again. Yes, this
should save us. Yo, where's that one guy that was crying over and over again about I want to
re-sign? Where are you at now? Go ahead and keep asking for one. I told you he was saving it.
chat what I tell you I told you he was one save I believe I still believe if
the radio breaks the radio breaks it is what it is that's fine we'll get another
one if we would have skipped that she probably would have went crazy again by
the way that's best case scenario your chat I want to do I want to stream set up
that looks just like this bro dude when my building gets built my gym building
should I make the stream set up in there look just like this bro it will
be so fire dude. Bray would be so fire. You wouldn't fit. What do you mean? I'd
miss the mirrors. We could put the mirrors in here though. We could put them
somewhere. They're not windows chat. Quit trolling. I'm thinking 200 plus on
this. We're losing the map. We can't lose the cards. We can't lose them. We
gotta keep the cards for sanity here. That's our only sanity item. Please don't
go crazy because I can't do this. Please Dolores. There's no way our look is that
bad. There's no way. Let's go. We're good. We're still in it. We're good, Chad.
We're good. Risk it. She might have got sick from this, but whatever. Oh, you got
crazy from that. Okay. Was it worth it though? Oh my goodness. It was. Oh, if
I could save this. Oh man, if I could save this, we needed that food that
was so worth like that's just what we had to do we got to save it again we got
to please please please Dolores for food we had to have it Dolores please
come on Dolores please come on Dolores Dolores Dolores you have to Dolores
we're in a crazy spot you have to do something Dolores oh that's just
beautiful this game sucks Dolores please case do you have regular size sweatshirts
in the store yeah the pin to link in the chat is the other merch store remember
it's only available for a week chat one week
Doris like Dolores like please Dolores
Is this saveable chat, I don't know
Chad is this sayable the answer to that question ladies and gentlemen is yes
Can't do it. Please don't go crazy again for the third time. I beg of you
There's no way she's gonna go crazy again
She went crazy again
I have to believe us crazies in one one chat. Can you believe it? Did I just save her for
the third time? This is actually insane. She has went crazy three times and we have saved
her three times in one run. That is actually unbelievable. You'll fire with the 18 months.
unbelievable actually unbelievable super be with the five get the W super B chat
bro what imagine this was the one though you know what I mean I have to skip it I
have to go smack with the five and super be with the 10 W super B W smack W
gifters man wow we have nothing right now extra dry water 12 with the five
W extra dry water. What did you just say? I guess you can call this a crazy run.
Gahook, you are banned from the stream. That is insane. I like how y'all are
typing W joke and stuff, but if I had said that, it'd be nothing but periods.
Okay, we have a mutant. We do have a mutant. This is good. This is not bad.
That's a skiff. Type one if you're hungry right now.
Like I'm always hungry in the middle of the night. Is that bad?
We're having with the pizza yesterday. It's gone.
What do you mean? It's gone, buddy.
That pizza gone. Not gonna lie, we could use a weapon right now.
Do I risk it? The World Record Run risked it. Do it?
Everybody vote. Okay, y'all are voting a strong yes.
Let's see. Oh my goodness. She didn't die.
What did she get though? Dude, let's go. Wow. That's actually huge. I'm not going to lie.
I might have preferred a radio right there, but the gun is still like we needed that.
We go for this, right? She might lose sanity, but we go for this. We go for this.
We go for this, dude. Don't go crazy. Don't go crazy. Oh, that's it. I mean,
I mean, that's better than nothing, you know?
You know what, chat?
W. Dolores can't lie.
We're waiting for the mutant for the free scab
because we really need this free scab.
It's day 122 and this goober still ain't showed up.
Like where you at, man?
You know what I mean?
You got followed?
Buddy, you can't get followed
from going to the neighbor's shelter.
What are you smoking?
And we just got food and we're gonna get food and water
from these roaches too, let's go.
If you scab with them, oh, there's a stronger chance
with med kit, yeah, I think I remember that.
There we go.
Food and water chat.
We'll take that all day.
Look at the food situation right now.
We're about to get a radio.
We just got a radio.
Radio acquired.
Wait a minute!
Let this cook, chat!
You Dolores, come on.
W Dolores.
W, me too, right, Chacks?
I'm making good decisions, right?
Come on, stay locked in, stay locked in.
Did we ever get the trade for the gun for four waters?
I can't remember if that was just one or not.
Wait, this is big.
Wait, this is big, this is big, this is big, this is big.
We just got water and food.
That's what I was waiting on.
I'm not giving up any water right now.
We need a med kit.
We do need a med kit.
I'm not gonna lie.
We do need a med kit.
Or some spray, a spray in the, a spray in med kit.
Either one would go crazy right now.
W. DeWars right now, I'm not gonna lie.
She redeemed herself for that other one.
My goodness Z pole with 40 gifted subs
dude, what?
Chat give me some W's for Z pole with the 40 gifted subs man. M. O. Star. That's great
Chat W Z pole with the 40 get that I really do appreciate that Z pole
W Z pole man. Thank you. That is crazy W Z pole chat. Thank you Z pole
I appreciate that. I'm the lead Bubba took you long enough getting it Buster. I'm giving up the water. I'm not the food
Even though we're lower on water than food. I'm giving it up instead of the instead of the food
We cannot afford to get rid of any food this food from this point on is borderline impossible to find
I'm not risking that it never works. So do we feel it a 200 plus here? I think I'm feeling it chat
Why you got a show up man? Can I get an axe at least?
No X, I bet.
Yo, Satanos with the five, W Satanos with the five.
As long as we have the radio, we can still fix the gun, though.
Believers getting paid up, let's go.
I bet we just fixed the gun.
Absolutely beautiful.
Oh my goodness, come on, man.
I told you, what did I say, Chad?
We're hanging in there.
Woo, we're hanging in there.
Okay, so I just ordered a sweat shirt and sweat pants.
Yo, W, W purchaser, man, we're going to be giving away some of the Mercs to chat, so I'm not sure when, but we will do this to me right now.
Are you actually, this is a sick, disgusting, disgraceful, awful joke. This is so stupid. There's no way they came back within five days. This is so dumb.
Board have mercy
L Raiders chat
Nah, bro. This game actually sucks. This is this is legitimately unbelievable
I want y'all to remember and think back to when we watched the world record run
This dude had two times in a row where the Raiders didn't come back for 70 days in between
They have come back three times within 10 days. This game is genuinely awful. I hate everything. I have the mutant
Are they permanent? No, they look like they're permanent though apparently
side point if you're mad right now because I am bro will complain every day
but continues to play the game yeah buddy that's called what in the world
record you goofball imagine they come back again right now could you imagine
that could you imagine a world you have a free scouts yeah I know but I mean we
need a weapon now jeeks did I'm not as well jeeks at this point they're
probably gonna come back in two days is the 200 plus looking grim now I'm
I'm out to send her soon.
Chad, I'm out to send her soon.
I fear.
We have to skip and hope they don't take everything.
Here's what they can take.
They can either take two foods, or they can take two waters,
or they can take everything.
So there's a two out of three chance
they don't take everything.
We need to keep the lock so we can send her on another scav.
Because if we use the lock, we can't send her on another scav
because somebody else will take over our shelter
while we're gone.
We have to risk it.
There is, this is insane.
Like, this is actually insane.
And if they take everything right here,
I will be in genuine shock with the amount
of absolute garbage luck that one person can be bestowed.
Okay.
Oh, she got hurt though, that's nice.
I forgot, nevermind.
The fourth option is that she gets hurt!
I don't have anything to send her with.
Good luck to Lord's.
She's not gonna die here, but.
Oh my goodness, she brought back spray.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, please.
She just brought back four food.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God.
No way.
Dolores is the goat, it's unbelievable.
She's actually the undisputed goat.
Are you kidding me?
She is the undisputed goat!
Oh my!
She didn't get no water though, that sucks,
but it's all good.
The amount of food, dude.
There is no shot.
We're gonna have those raiders for a long time.
They would not do me that dirty.
There's no way they would W Dolores.
This is crazy.
She is crazy.
She is crazy.
You know what? W can and Dolores today.
They both showed out.
We need water, man.
I'm not gonna lie.
Devs are in the stream.
Don't say anything.
Oh, they gotta be.
Yo, chat.
If we had a lot of water right now,
I legitimately think excluding Raiders
is like a world record.
Like if the water matched the food,
Could it be play all stream? I've thought about like grinding some all stream to but knowing my luck
I would get the world record run while I'm not lying that would ruin everything
So y'all see every single run y'all see the good runs and the bad runs
Everybody else that uploaded their world record run y'all didn't see all the hundreds of failed attempts. Y'all see everything here
This straight up transparent up in here actually fisting me right now. I
I am I don't know what to say
There's no in between there is no I'm getting some Raiders but it's not too
bad there and it's it's it's it's just it's it's just it's just it's it's it's
just all out maximum Raiders dude and I skipped it by accident worth as long as
they don't take everything no way you took the waters instead of the food
right. Wait, best case scenario actually hold up. Wait, literal best case scenario. Wow.
By the way, when I hit my desk, like drop my hand on my desk, for some reason it clicks.
I don't know how it does that. The forks, we really need some water. I'm not going to
lie. Believer's about to get paid up again. Chat, Believer's about to get paid up again.
We have gotten three of these in a row, by the way.
What's going on here?
I say that next time we send her, we just send her with a gas mask, right?
Because if she gets sick, we have no med kit and we save the gun.
We just risk, we risk the gas mask getting broken.
Wow, pay up the believers again, 200 plus on this one.
Finally, it's been days since we've seen it, 200 plus.
Finally, chat, golly.
We got to send her now.
We got to send her.
Dolores, no matter what happens right here, you did good today.
There's nothing you can do about these Raiders coming through constantly.
Let's just hope that the shelter doesn't get taken over since we have no lock, okay?
It's a risk.
We might not be able to come back.
Let's see.
There's no lock, so W. Dolores, W. Ted, either way, no matter what happens.
We got horrifically unlucky with the Raiders.
The amount of food we have is literally enough
to push us to the world record, by the way.
She's dead.
She's not dead.
But I see an empty shelf.
One can of food and a map.
I take that W Dolores bag, by the way, Chad.
I take that.
Wait a minute.
Can I get something?
Water?
I never thought I would see the day
to where I don't want us to be getting food in 60
seconds.
This is insane!
That is a world record amount of food, Chad!
She got ammo.
Anything but a bottle of water, huh?
As soon as she gets I'm tired,
we have to send her again, by the way.
She can trade it and all the trade's done.
Stop the cab, you love to see food.
Buddy, I'm talking,
we're talking about within the game, buddy.
Okay, Dolores, you wanna get untired any day now?
We're out of water and there's the bandits.
You love to see it!
Are you kidding me?
Can I get an axe at least?
Make it up to me in some way.
No, okay, cool.
Hey, Dolores, you gotta get on card.
You gotta get on card, thank you.
You already know what time it is.
Oh, for the day you can say
It's probably over.
It's probably over, but best run we've had in a minute,
even though we got horrifically bad luck.
that she should not even make it back alive on.
And not only did she make it back alive on both of those,
completely zero balls of water.
I have absolutely no idea what she is doing,
but I am disgusted beyond belief.
And now she's gonna thirst to death.
Dolores, you either get untired now
or you straight up die.
Dolores, guy that just said maybe they'll give you water.
Knowing my luck, we have pretty much gotten,
no, not pretty much.
We have gotten as unlucky as humanly possible
with Raiders this run.
It would not shock me if they literally took everything we own.
I just died for 10 seconds and came back to life.
I just blacked out.
I will be seeing the devs of this game in court.
Dolores, you're about to die.
Theater and water.
Really?
Theater and water, huh?
There's nothing in the shelter anymore!
These dams have been stream sniping me for months.
Hey Dolores, I need you to get something
through your head right now.
If you do not get untired by tomorrow,
you will die!
You're dead. Goodbye Dolores.
It's almost...
It's almost funny, man.
What day do we make it to?
I can't believe we made it to day two thirty five. Let's look at the stats by the way chat
You know what worst luck ever, but best run we've had in a week by the way. I'm not that mad
Hold on
Let's look at the stats real quick and consume how ridiculous this is
We defended the shelter five that's gotta be a scam. It was way more than five
It was like ten the devs are manipulating the stats to y'all. They're honestly discussing. I'll see y'all in court
next week. This is ridiculous. You're spreading misinformation on top of scamming me. I can't
believe this. This is bad. Horrific luck, but best run we've had in like a week. I'm happy with it.
Chat, most of all, great stream, bro. For real man, I love y'all man. Hey,
it is what it is. Maybe we're back on the up and up. You know what I mean? Since we finally
had another decent run, maybe we're back on the upward trajectory now. Chat, great stream,
me the way I love y'all bro for real man hey I appreciate y'all for kicking it
with your boy again tonight appreciate all the gifted subs don't knows bitch
follows and of course I please I like off of this hanging out a 11 good rest
y'all's not having the big smaller small age in my love young man all right
peace out y'all