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Was good. We was good Rob. What's good chat? What's good ladies and gentlemen? I
Have returned
Once more blue hoodie
Yo spin buggy
Profit goose quartz appreciate it
Chat how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten? Let me hear it man
man. How we doing? Man, I'm fit. Yo walls, Candice, Officer K, appreciate it. Spike,
appreciate it. Yo tunnel, Megan, Yakuza, Tater, Cero, appreciate you, W Subbers. How we doing
man? Why do you have ads all the time, big boy? I don't. If it was up to me, there
wouldn't be any ads. It's good. You know, chat. Look, y'all can say cap to that as
much as y'all want to. If it was up to me, there wouldn't be no ads. Okay. Yo, chat.
Yo. All right, look, I know I told y'all yesterday. I told y'all yesterday that
I was giving up fast food. And I know you may be like, bro, why you got a
Burger King cup in your hand. I said Monday, right? Swim fish with the five
gifted Monday, I said, right? But you know what happened? Got Burger King today,
right? Tell him about some, you know, got some Burger King action. And you know
what's that? Unironically, no joke. Thick Brazilian with the five gifted.
yo stinky toes with the 50 gifted sobs give me some w's for stinky toes with
the 50 gifted who likes Burger King people who aren't open-minded chat give me
some w's for stinky toes with the 50 gifted sobs I appreciate you for the
50 get that stinky toes W stinky toes man. I appreciate you.
Chab look.
Got some Burger King right? I got 16 nuggets because for some
reason, they only go eight piece. They don't go 10 so you
can't make 20. So you got to go 16 piece because for whatever
reason, I have no idea why Burger King decided hey, let's do
eight piece rather than a 10 piece so they can't make it even 20 piece I don't
know what's going on there you'll fluff with the five why 16 why not higher I
quite literally just explained why anyway what this goober just say but
yeah anyway chat Burger King hear me out 16 nuggets because they only come
in 16 or they only come in eight so you can't do 20 you can only do 16 I got 16
nuggets a large fry and three hamburgers with just mayonnaise and cheese
bro Chad I'm gonna keep it a stack with you man I got fries too got fries um Chad
look bro you know I never thought there'd be a world where this was a
reality you're barking with the five I never thought there would be a world
where this is a reality chat but it is. I think Burger King is better than Mickey
D's bro. I do. I do chat. And you know what? Anybody that wants to disagree with
me, you probably haven't been to Burger King in a minute. I'ma just tell you
this right here. The quality of food. Speak the truth. Yeah. Chat look. The
quality of food is better at Burger King than it is at Mickey D's. It just is, man.
The quality of food is better. You're disgusting. You're disgusting. You keep getting disrespected.
I'm not. I refuse to be disrespected. Okay? And I'm here to tell you right now, Burger
better than Mickey D's. As of today, right? Yeah. And if you disagree, I would like to
legitimately know why you think that I'm wrong. For real, Chad, tell me why I'm wrong. Tell
me why. Subway's better. No, Subway's not better because Subway doesn't get your sandwich
right half of the time. Subway disrespects people too. I've been
disrespected by Subway just as many times I've been disrespected by uh by
McDonald's. I have just just as many times. You know, dude, some of this type
case, though, I found someone your size. I am literally on the smaller end of
people than the bigger end. Like there's big people, medium sized and
low end. I'm somewhere under medium. Loser. What you talking about? Okay. You okay? What
this dude just say? 1 800 steel yo girl with the first time chat. Hey, case. Oh, did you
know that Arkansas is the only place in North America where diamonds can be found? Huh,
I didn't know that, buddy.
It's almost as if there's a diamond on Arkansas license
plates for that reason.
This dude tried to out Arkansas knowledge me, buddy.
Arkansas is mid.
Bro, here's the thing about Arkansas, bro.
It's good.
It's just the weather.
It's just, it's chat.
It's borderline inhospitable in the summertime here.
Like, I'm like, I would take it that far.
that it is borderline inhospitable here in the summertime.
Like honestly, like I'm so serious,
I'm about to literally get a place somewhere
where I can go in the summertime
and just be in Arkansas in the winter.
Like actually, it is like I'm not lying, Chad.
If you were to come to Arkansas, bro, dude,
it's inhospitable, come to New York.
I would literally, I would what?
New York, buddy, I ain't never seen a building that was over 30 foot high.
I'm not going to New York, but yeah, you know what I mean?
Like for no chat, like honestly, that's the worst part.
That's the worst part about Arkansas is that it's borderline inhospitable.
During the summertime, it's just like chat right now.
Look, look at the bottom left of the screen right now.
yo ass with the 10 get the W ass with the 10 get the chat look at the bottom
left of the screen right now 89 degrees look what time it is chat that sink in
yo biggie bag with the five chat let that sink in 89 degrees and it's 833
p.m. and that's not even that's not even showing you how humid it is it's
It's disgustingly human.
What does this dude just say?
No, what did this dude just say up in here?
Please don't be finding it.
It's literally the same for everybody.
Yo, Lulu13022, what are you smoking?
Supermarket trash can with the five.
What are you smoking?
Do you think it's the same temperature
for everybody right now?
Bro, what?
Chad, everybody drop what temperature it is
where you live at right now.
like what's your exact temperature right now? It's 106 in Arizona. That's cool. That's, I can guarantee
you that 106 in Arizona is less hot than it is here right now. Seriously, Chad? 106 in Arizona
is less hot than it is here right now because 106 in Arizona is dry heat. It's 90 degrees here
with like 85% humidity buddy. It's death out here. This dude just sighed not gonna
lie UK summer been killing me buddy it's not hot in the UK. I saw one of you
Goober's post a video from the UK of you complaining how hot it is. Y'all went
outside with an ice cream cone and it took it 20 minutes to melt. But if you
did that here that thing would be melted in 30 seconds. You talk about
is hot. Chad, did y'all see that video? The dude in the UK went outside broad day
like they were saying, oh man, this is the hottest summer in UK history. We're
dying over here. Bro went outside with an ice cream cone, took it 20 minutes to
melt. But I think we'll be gone instantly over here. I'm sorry. Wait, do y'all have
air conditioner in the UK? I don't think y'all not have air conditioner in the
UK are you bro that's crazy man do no access to AC is like bro what do chat would you be
able to live your life with no air conditioning that's the question would you be able to live
your life that way because me personally I couldn't like if I didn't have air conditioning
I would have to live outside like I would do that before before that you know what
I mean, what is this?
Why queso is not correct about having more land than water?
I'm going to be in this guy, but let's see.
This dude wrote an entire notepad document in his iPhone
about why I'm not correct.
Yo, potato with the five.
Queso is not correct because the definition of land
is Earth's surface that is exposed to air, not water.
Nobody cares about a definition, buddy.
Definitions just don't win arguments.
I'm sorry.
The logic is that there is land underneath the water.
It's just simply covered by water.
Nobody cares about a definition.
You can define anything.
Land is a solid object that is not a liquid, period.
Therefore, if we are talking about land,
there is more water than land.
But if we're talking about all the land under the water,
that land under the water is a part of the geosphere.
The geosphere is all rock on earth and simplified a term.
There is more land than water.
Yes, yes.
In conclusion, according to the definition of land,
there is more water than land, but there is more rock
than water, which means there's more land than water.
You absolute goober.
What is this food talking about?
There is more land than water.
We ain't go have this argument again, bro.
The fact that there's people in there
actually trying to argue this is the most sickening thing
I've ever seen in my life.
Everything that is under the water is land.
Do you understand?
Oh, it's sand.
Sand is land!
It's made of!
If it's solid, it's land!
Frozen iceberg! That's technically land!
Dins with the five. Yo, Jonah with the five.
Is this the same dude that pulled up a picture of a swimming pool
and it was like a little thin plastic swimming pool
and tried to argue that, oh, just because the swimming pool is full of water,
is it more land than pool because the pool was like an inch thick,
Buddy, the earth is a million inches thick.
Case can't be this stupid.
Bro, are you like, are you serious?
Are you like actually joking?
Like really, use guts to be joking.
Use guts to be joking.
Oh my goodness, I just pulled up this dude's chat logs.
His chat log before he said that was there
is more blue than green on the globe, bro.
OK, you're actually like, no, get out of here.
like actually get out of here.
That is the most simpleton argument
I've ever seen in my life.
I can't believe you actually just said that.
This dude's a simpleton.
That's the craziest thing I've ever seen.
Quality of my strings are in.
What's the matter?
Who's that guy?
He can go!
Please go!
This is the end of the game!
Yo chat, when did Granny 3 release?
Somebody find the Granny 3 release date.
When did Granny 3 come out?
Came out in 2021.
Why don't we have another one yet?
Bro, can we please get another granny game, please?
Like I'm begging you, please give us another granny game.
Bro, it's been over three years.
What we waiting on?
Are they done developing them chat?
We need some more granny action, dude.
Like back.
Yeah, get this dude out of Discord
as soon as humanly possible.
Earlier today, Officer John Pork
and some other officers have found some evidence
at a local waffle house that has recently been robbed
all of its waffles. The evidence they found, which were traces of potholes, cracks in the
walls, and piles of ginger-colored hair left over, it has been deduced that the suspect
is Twitch streamer, K-Sup. And they believe the intention of the robbery was jealousy.
Also, a warrant was issued for K-C-O's arrest by the Little Rock Police Department.
i know this looks bad time to go where did he go don't make an episode three what am i looking
out of here did i mess with that chat that was clean dude oh my goodness it's me versus matt matt
got clapped cartoon is this from amen slayer watch these kind of shows bro i don't get it
Like I would have like a seizure watching this. Like bro!
I would like legitimately have a seizure watching this.
You know what I mean?
POV you ate Taco Bell and your stomach's hurting.
Which toilet are you absolutely destroying?
Oh my goodness, what?
Not a Louis Vuitton! No!
Okay maybe that's kind of a-
Actually no that's not a vibe.
Did you imagine the bugs that are in there?
No.
Like a snake slitherin?
No, I know why.
Okay, I don't know what's going on here, but this is the best option so far
Okay, I'm taking this one so far. This looks like the most comforting experience so far. Yeah, you got a grab bar right here, too
I'm kind of messing with it
It's gonna be hard to beat number five chat. I'm not gonna lie
There's a grab bar in everything dude doing too much
Dude, what if somebody's in one of these buildings with some binoculars to see you here dropping
a deuce?
Ain't no way.
Yeah, it's gonna be number five, 100%.
Okay, that's a vibe, but I still think number five's more vibe-y.
You know what I mean?
You catch number five on a good weather day.
You catch number five and it's like 65 degrees, breezy, no humidity out.
Yeah.
Oh, you gotta be insane!
came out here to this tree dropped a roll of toilet paper beside it to take
this picture now that's called commitment to the mean buddy you know
what's even more commitment actually taking a dump here dude take ice cream
or strawberry cheese
Yo, this is not a hard shoe!
It's a little...
W edit!
It's bitch!
Drive like flies in this bitch!
Low quality, but good edit!
It's bitch!
It's bitch!
It's bitch!
It's bitch!
Streams really low quality, like for real steel to this day, they look low quality.
Chat, back in the day, it was bad, bro.
That was a great vacation.
Thought it was really good for my joints.
But not for my skin.
Bad water.
You need to...
Dude, what is this?!
Dude, I remember that show started like getting popular like
Dude, how long ago did that show start getting popular? That show's actually kind of old now, huh? I
Don't know the name of the blue dude. That shows actually kind of getting old Jack. We get no
Yeah, gum ball dude. It was like 2016 or something
When it started like popping off
Can I get a Big Mac check?
He's a country boy, can't you tell?
Not triple bbq
You're kidding me?
I'm a Bama walking sword, East and Big Mac's on the floor
His belly's like 5 foot 4
Holding molly, he likes pie
No I don't!
I bit through the door he's wide
Bring the phrase you're played away like you
And you said you're going to
Two distracts on me man
Yo get this dude out of discord man this dude has made two distracts on me, bro. I
Will clap back
I never said that that's a blatant lie this is a I even think they hold on I'm
sorry that never happened W. So heartbreaking defeat the night before
last last night was a struggle on granny one and we died on green too if you
don't know what the granny gauntlet 2.0 is we're playing all three granny games
in a row without taking a single hit and I did and I did type one if you're
locked in time let's go the fact that people say cap to anything is disgusting
bro don't be you edit do we need more granny games bro we need like another
six of them things concert is this that's kind of hard I'm not gonna lie
No Taylor Swift. No, there'd be more people there. It's Bunny, Melanie, Martina. Who was it?
Yo, Chad, why do people hate on Taylor Swift so much, man? Chad, why does Taylor Swift get
hated on so much? Because she sucks. What's the best Taylor Swift song? No song is good.
Style is her best song and I don't even like her. I mean, Chad, you can hate on Taylor
Swift all you want to but 859 million views is undeniable. I'm about to turn
into a Swiftie. Let's see how good this is. Bad blood? No, bad blood sucks. I've
heard that song. I've heard bad blood. That sucks. Industry plant? Bro, y'all call anybody an industry plant.
Thought it's actually not bad to start off with. Actually not too bad. Objectively not even bad.
Wait, is this the one I've heard before? Wait, is this the one I've heard before?
I think I've heard this song this hard to you know what I think I'm a swifty he's
drive-thru and I heard this song I thought it was so good I looked up who
sang it I remember it was Taylor Swift on everything I love I remember this yeah
yeah chat look bro you got to keep open mind music is a music you know what I
mean what this goober just say and I'm not even a Taylor Swift fan but I'm not
gonna lie this ain't even bad bro get it out get her off my screen I hate her all
her songs are the same okay so it seems like you're pulling the hatred from
another place rather than the music standpoint because that right there
literally seems like you just hate her to hate her.
And my dad just said you're always in a drive through,
he's getting banned.
You're a goober for saying Taylor Swift isn't mid.
Bro, I'm not gonna say something's mid
just for the sake of agreeing with public opinion.
If I think something's good,
I'm gonna go say, hey man, that's pretty good right there.
I'm not gonna just agree that it's bad
because it's cool to agree that it's bad.
If a song is good, a song is good, man.
What you talking about?
This is your fall off, yo buddy.
I had this same exact conversation six months ago.
Shut up.
And I say it again.
What if it's overplayed?
You know what?
I agree with that statement.
I agree that the statement of overplayed does ruin a song.
I do agree on that.
But from my statistical standpoint,
I've only ever heard this song in the wild
one time Garfield with the five just like people was mad at me because I like
some k-pop songs man you know hey I thought some k-pop songs were good
there's a handful of bands and music groups that are just horrible and every
single song they touch is bad no matter what like for example imagine
dragons or like Nirvana those are like a couple of bands that like no matter
what they do, no matter what the song is, it's gonna be bad every single time. But I don't think
Taylor Swift fits into that category because she does have a couple songs that I would consider,
you know, pretty good. But like Nirvana or Imagine Dragons, they're bad every single time.
You know what I mean? I'm not listening to Bad Blood, I hate that song. I will say that song
sucks. Bad blood sucks. But the thing I'm saying is not every single one of her song, her songs
is horrible. Type one if you agree with what I just said. Yo, GLM with the five. You're capping.
Dude, I'm not gonna sit here and act like the song is catchy for no reason. Now, I will say this.
There's only two songs that I know of by Taylor Swift that are good, right?
Two of them, but she's not zero for a hundred, like Nirvana or Imagine Dragons.
You feel me? She ain't zero for a hundred, like they are.
Blubber with the five. Why Nirvana? What you mean why Nirvana? No way you said
that about Nirvana? Oh, you must be new here. I've been saying this for months. Oh, you
knew here. Bro, I'm sorry, man. Look, biggest Nirvana hater alive. Nirvana is repetitive.
You know what? That's a great take. Every one of Nirvana song sounds the exact same
borderline the exact same. Yeah, I agree with that. Lol. No, they don't. Your name
is Josh 55 shut up you're arcane him with the 10 W arcane him with the 10 you
like Taylor Swift I didn't say I like Taylor Swift I'm not a Taylor Swift fan
but I will admit there's a couple songs that ain't bad Kai you with the fight
oh Adele's gas Adele Adele is great I will say Adele is great five maroon five
got like one good song and even then it's like no you actually know my room song is all misses too
yo pat with the team get the w pat chat come on man ranky gets just him
outro in this too many plants no
Absolutely not. I'm being fear for my life. Look what's happening outside. Looks like Poseidon came through I guess one
I'm not gonna lie. I'll probably take five
rank five BTS song instruments
Rank these countries you should travel to but you can't change. I'm not going anywhere
I'm a hundred percent not going here
I'm not about to wake up in the middle of the night and find a giant spider in the quarter of my room
The size of like a dog so many clips with a ferris wheel dude
I don't know if this is just my opinion, but like, bro, a city is a city, man.
It's like, I feel like going here or like a place like this or like a place like this,
any big city is the same thing.
Like why would I need to visit architecture?
Well, I could just Google like a statue if I wanted to look at it.
That's the thing.
That's the thing I don't understand with like traveling is like, hey, we're going
go travel to see the Taj Mahal. Like, bro, I could get an up close personal view on Google,
bro. You know, I don't know, man. That's such a good song. Like, right there. Like, this thing's
cool, right, Chad? This thing right here is cool. You know what I mean? Like, this is cool right here.
And there's a bunch of people that travel to see that thing. But like, I can Google it. It's
It's the same thing with like watching football.
Like why would I go to a football game
and go sit in a crowd and be uncomfortable
and not be able to see the game that good
when I can get an up close view on TV?
Atmosphere?
There's no better atmosphere than my bedroom
with a fan on me, but naked.
Maybe I'm chatting my trip and all no.
Worst cake you've ever had?
How?
I'm not gonna lie if I ever was gonna go somewhere
I'd probably go to South Korea
because that's where the Barberettes are.
No, Chad, it's just, bro, something about getting on an airplane,
taking off flying somewhere, bro.
It's like, dude, you're bald with the fire.
You know what I mean, Chad?
It's just something about getting in an airplane,
knowing you're over the specific ocean,
knowing that if this thing crashes, you're dead 100%.
You know what I mean?
Have you tried it?
No, I haven't.
Dude, I don't know.
doesn't seem like human nature to be in a giant tube thousands of feet in the air
going a thousand miles per hour man and I know it ain't I know it ain't human
nature to be in a car going fast either but still at least to like some degree I'm
controlling my destiny at some point but like if I'm in an airplane bro the
right nothing I can do I'm just sitting there you'll cool with the fire
How else would you get there? What you mean? I just won't go there.
What you talking about? What you talking about?
What you mean? How else you gonna get there? I ain't gonna get there.
What you mean?
And again, I know there's thousands of planes in the sky right now.
There's probably somebody on an airplane watching this stream right now.
You know what I mean?
Could be.
Oh no, man.
This is scary, bro.
Rank these ten snacks, but you can't change it.
change. 10. Unless you're talking about the white cheddar now white cheddar cheeses would come in at a
solid like six but base cheeses aren't good. You know what? I'll put them at nine. I won't put them
at 10. I'll put them at nine. Oh, we're looking at a three right here. Actually, no, we're not.
We're looking at a four because I'm assuming you're talking about the regular Oreos. Now,
Oreo Thins would be like a three or two. So I'm gonna go for with regular Oreos.
Um, I'm gonna go five.
These are not as good as they're made out to be. Like if you see somebody eating these things,
you're like, oh man, these are like the best things ever. And then you grab a bag of them
them and they're like these could be a whole lot better i'ma put them in a regular
cheetos seven i don't want to put these in the top three wait i'm gonna go five
oh god get that out of my face right now
Okay, only three two and one is remaining. Unfortunately, we're gonna have to throw this one in three. If I could go back, I would probably put Doritos in three. You know what I mean, Chad? Because I don't chat. Y'all think chips Ahoy deserves to be in the top three. No shot. Absolutely no shot.
shot. What's gotta go in three though? Oh my goodness too, that's easy. I might put it
at one because the last one's probably gonna be something bad, so I'm gonna throw popcorn
at one. Let's see what the second one's gonna be.
Rank these wizard 101 schools based on their spell tree.
rank these crab dishes but you can't change. oh man just straight up crab action
with some butter action dude. I've only ever had this with the fake crab meat
that you buy in the store that's frozen and you got a thawing out but it's
still good. I'm gonna throw in like four. I'm gonna throw in three. one put this I
can't put this into I can't I can't put it into I can't put it into I can't I
I can't.
I love crab braguels.
They're so good, but I can't put them in two
because I'm holding number two.
I know what's gonna go in number two.
Jeff, what do I have left?
Eight, seven, and two?
Four?
Okay, put these in four of what this is.
Put in eight.
Never had it, seven.
I don't know what's left, but not two,
whatever's not two.
That's what I was waiting on.
You missed out on an opportunity
to have stuffed crab in this list, though.
Stuffed crab is voted chat not gonna lie
You are my favorite streamer. Thanks. So rank these 10 Melanie Martinez songs without changing
Is that the makeup from dress to impress
Never heard of any of these songs
It's inspired from dress to impress. Oh, she's a felon. What don't look it up
Rank these 10 fruits, but you can't put all of them. It's in except limits and change
Was that a lime lime for disgusting though, I'm in 10 can't change
Man, here's the thing with watermelons, bro. They're good, but it's not very often that you get a really good one
So for that, I'm gonna throw him at seven.
One more at this.
Don't just suck, nine.
We get a double y for what, oh jeez.
Can we get a double two with an all three?
He never had a main go. I'm gonna have to put it at eight.
Actually, never have.
I don't know what this is either.
So I'm gonna have to put it at six. I think seven's already taken.
I've never had a main go, bro. I never have.
I've never had a blueberry either.
Since I learned I don't stick with it.
If I see you say there's beans, I'm gonna trick you.
Uh, apples are pretty good. Only the green variation are.
Must hit on your tool to see them.
So you got my lov-a-bo-ju, you'd have to definitely get it.
I don't know what this is. I've never had this either.
And you got my double-waffle, I could definitely get that.
What about my ivory?
You never had a pear?
You don't use the stick back.
Bricky, they know me now. She got a butter.
Never had this either.
I've never had this either
That's actually kind of bad that I've never had three fours of the things on this list
Why don't you put lemons on here? All right last one chat
rank these Beatles songs, but you can't change
That song sucks 10
That's it. I'm not deserved of 10 8
That's 7
That's like number two or number one. I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, that's number one.
Somebody else?
Okay, no, never.
Here comes the sons of Bob.
I'ma probably throw it at two.
I don't like that song.
Say, you know the biggest Beatles hater in the world?
It's my dad.
My dad actually hates the Beatles.
Like, he hates them.
Bad.
Like, hates them.
Oh, this is a good one.
Two, though.
Three.
I'm not gonna lie, the top three that are on this list
are really their only box, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean, Chad?
Hey, Jude is good.
Yeah, hey, Jude is good.
They got like three Bobskies, man.
You know?
Chad, it's time for some video game action.
You know what I want to do to warm up?
World record attempt for a warm up.
Lock in.
I've been practicing all stream.
Papers, please.
Should we?
Yo, Chad, I'm not playing caneto, man.
I don't want to be doxed.
Yo, Koso's yummy cheeks with the five gift.
Excuse me?
Chab been practicing all stream.
Alright, look.
Is the current world record still 33, Chab?
There's no way it's 41 now!
How is it 41 now?!
Well, Chab, the world record's 41. Lock in.
Practice with this weapon.
Did they use a pitchfork?
They used a knife? You gotta be lying.
The record's 41.
There's one!
You're three with the five, slayer with the five.
Chab was practicing.
This is the best start we've ever had.
This is the quickest start we've ever had, Chad. Lock in.
Rose locked in. Wait a minute. That was almost it.
He's dead.
He's not dead?
Six!
I know you're hurting. I know you're hurting. I know you're hurting.
There's no way.
Lock in, Chad. This is the world record run.
I'm breaking two world records tonight the world record in this and 60 seconds watch me
You'll cycle with the five. Oh, he's hurting bad. He's hurting bad. He's down. He's down
One chat lock in that's my status though with me. I begin
Let's go chat use the meta weapon right now. Let me go with my
Weapon that I previously set the world record with chat. We're going with the long axe
We're going with the Long Axe, lock in, I just got scammed twice in a room.
It's y'all's fault too.
And we got a Pitchfork round one, oh my, what do I do?
I don't know how to, there's nothing I can do.
I can't do anything, it's a Pitchfork, look at this, kill the Pitchfork round one, don't
shot.
Okay, that's how we have to play, if we can figure out a solid way to get around
Pitchforks, we can get this world record.
one. See I told you champ, we're best with the axe. Are you serious? There's no way.
Are you kidding? You're kidding. Kill these other two, that's the bad part.
Alright one more champ challenge. Case are you serious? Bro we ran into three two pips
forks in a row. What you want me to do? I can guarantee you this, I will not lose
this run on any weapon besides to a pitchfork mark my words there's one there's
one in this day three I just don't know what to do about a pitchfork man I
don't know bro it's impossible it's actually impossible no it's not I just
broke his arm to get rid of a pitchfork we got to go for their arm six
Six! Oh my goodness, another pitchfork down. Oh my goodness, another pitchfork down.
Yes!
Let us par-level rather than harshen.
I know you're hurting real bad, right? You're hurting real bad!
31 more to go for the world record.
That reason rule and wear rage might rain.
He rocked me, he rocked me dad, he rocked me.
Last try, chat. Let's go.
Last try for the day. Let's go.
Last try for the day. Let's go.
Pull out all the passion right here all the passion all the passion right here
What?
Yo, yo, yo y'all legitimately have to do something about the pitchfork
Because the odds of you winning a 1v1 against the pitchfork in this game is like 2%
If you don't have a pitchfork
It is actually unironically the most broken disgusting weapon in the entire game right next to the candlestick
Chat, y'all remember the first time that we played Half Sword and we ran through with the
candlestick because it was a meme? Y'all remember that? Turns out that the candlestick is actually
like the best weapon in the game. Yo, Xena with the five. Chat, do I suck? Am I washed?
Dude, here's the thing. But here's the thing, chat. If I were to use the pitchfork
myself we would get literally 50 on the first try that's what that's what we
got to understand here that's how weapon based it is what did this dude just
say use a better weapon you're just bad that's literally an 11th month 11
month sub saying that papers please say I want papers please right now he's
right dude I'm not right I had the world record two days ago no you didn't do
I literally did I literally did
Check y'all realize I'm like top 1% in the world right on half sword like y'all realize that right?
Like off-camera chat
Off-camera, I'm grinding bro
Can we ban whoever just said play Lego fortnight that might be the worst thing I've ever seen in my life
I want some talkies dude.
I mean I'm hungry.
Chat, how many talkies do you think it would take for you to eat in one sitting for it
to kill you?
Yo, Aiden with the five.
Food truck simulator.
What?
It's been so long, I've almost forgotten what the city looks like.
It's got mixed reviews.
Let's play a little bit of this.
Lock in.
Remember, chat, our uncle died and our mother-in-law died.
Specter to facilitate more thorough inspections a search scanner system has been installed in your booth
cold chain
Extremists are suspected in yesterday's bombing. Oh, yeah forgot it got bombed yesterday
Yo, stop saying top left. We did top bottom right bottom right yesterday doober. All right. What else?
Correlate the pertinent entry rulebook with violating information to enable further options
uh-huh easy let's go hello man how are you doing you come for a visit huh okay
don't we all you stay for 60 days 60 days two months okay that's correct your
passport number is also correct Bennett Reese the photos look the same wow
Wow, everything looks good here, Chad, I'm not gonna lie.
I think she's good to go.
Wow, she's actually good to go.
Scanner, I ain't got a scanner, she's good.
You're good to go, ma'am, thank you.
Have yourself a good one.
Why don't y'all tell me to scanner, Chad?
See, see, see, once again, this is y'all's fault.
Y'all was supposed to tell me to scanner
and y'all didn't tell me to scanner.
Next!
Hey, how you doing?
You're moving here, alright?
3PXW5, okay, the numbers are matching.
Uh, ma'am, we do have a problem though.
It seems to be that this is expires.
I could not come until now.
Well, guess what? You're not going to be here at all because you're expired.
Have a good one, ma'am. Get about my face.
Get about my face, ma'am.
Get about my face, ma'am.
How you doing, Bubba?
You're here for a visit. Well, where is your uh, yo buster? Where is your uh, yo buster? Where is your what's it called? Huh?
Where is your entry? What is it called chat? Yeah, you ain't got no entry permit. Hold on. I'm selling right now.
Chat W employee. I have it here. Okay. He's good. He just forgot to give it to me chat. We're good.
We're good. Um, Jordan ski, Wilson off. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Chat. I'm not gonna lie. Everything seems to be good here.
Scan. He's not. What's it called? Oh, I do got to scan him. How do I scan him again?
Hold on. I'm selling right now. We're gonna get fired. The wrong passport numbers. Are they really?
Oh, they are. You're right. You're right.
should I detain him or search him let's just straight up detain him
you did detain buddy do this next you want to play that's not my neighbor again
hey ma'am how are you doing uh-huh I'm afraid this doesn't look like you in
a picture I'm not gonna lie oh I guess it does my fault Arthur Trusov okay
Arthur Trusov, uh-huh, the height doesn't match.
That height does not match.
On everything, I love that height, don't match.
What?
Did they just get butt naked?
You ain't got no weapons on you.
You're good to go.
Hey, you're good to go, I'm not gonna lie.
You have a good one.
How you doing, Buster?
What do we got here?
Uh-huh, the high-trong.
That high-trong.
Yeah.
perhaps my shoes are different no you're getting a fingerprint buddy run
that what you talk about your shoes are different he's let you through matter
of fact you're getting detained get up I got to do what I got to do chat
visiting friends for 14 days.
Alright, let's see what we got here.
Alright, everything seems to be alright.
Why's that clock? No.
Chad, am I slow as Christmas on this?
Everything looks alright here.
Do we let her through, Chad?
I think you're good to go. I'm not going to lie.
You have yourself a good one, man.
Thank you.
Stan, now she's good. She didn't need to get Stan.
She's good.
Next! I don't understand what I gotta do to be able to scan him, I should just be able
to scan him for no reason. I shouldn't have to ask. You know what I mean? Scan him? Why
are y'all saying to scan him? Chat, what do I do to scan him? I guess sir...
What is that? What is that, sir? What is that? Why question him on this? You're
You're cooked, buddy.
You're cooked.
You're cooked.
Get up out of here.
Get up out of here.
You give me 10 credits to let you through?
Ha ha ha ha!
What you think I am, buddy?
Come on!
Sam, how you doing?
You're here to transit through the country.
You'll stay here for a couple of weeks.
I, Grayson Honan,
What we got here, all right, everything seems to be,
wow, everything seems to be good here, but I must say you said you come here for
transit. This says visit. Doesn't matter. I think you're good to go.
Remain for a couple weeks.
Jack, good to go.
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, hold on.
Wait a minute, Jack, hold on. We just might be cooking here.
Wait just a second.
You're just visiting but but but but ma'am you first said you know what you know what you're getting searched
Oh you're lucky I gotta turn you down though I gotta turn you down you can't come through here you lied to me I don't
appreciate you lying to me get up out of here come on two weeks no man how are you doing how are you doing man okay that
That hairline's the complete opposite.
What's up with that?
Okay, I guess you just parted your hair different today.
All right, man.
I'm sorry.
My bad for asking.
My bad.
Hey, you have an attitude.
Sitting there looking to be like I done done some to you.
Don't give me no attitude.
I'll turn you down right now.
I think she's good to go, Chad.
You're good to go, man.
Have a good one.
And she's very happy.
We got a lot.
I think you're good to go.
Look at this goober.
Me attitude, get out of my face.
You'll sit here and give me an attitude.
You're denied, man.
Well, I think you're good to go.
We good to go right here? It's from ours to Tosca. This is good. You're good to go. Have yourself a good one. Thank you
Thank you. Yo five nights with the five gifted. How you doing, sir? You doing good?
It was a mistake to open this check. What?
Have a good one, sir. You employee, man.
How you doing, sir? Yeah, you're good to go as well
Expired? No, he's not expired. He's good. Oh my goodness, W, and boy, you right now, we're flying.
How you doing? You're denied. Can't come through. Sorry. Stay, man! Stars with a thousand bits.
Oh, yeah, kiddie. Kiddie usually comes back. Chat the day hasn't started yet. We don't have to hurry up right now.
How you doing, sir? Sir, you ain't got no what's it called. Sir, sir, you ain't got no what's it called.
sir you ain't how you doing bubble see he ain't he ain't from here though expired
ooh it is expired that's not looking good for you sir why is it expired please
let me through oh you want to go through the expired passport too bad get out of
my face this does not seem like a valid area oh maybe it is that picture don't
Looks like you though. It's an old picture. Don't care. Steel denied. Hurry up. I am
meeting a bus soon. I'll go as fast as I want to go. Get out of here. What's good
Bubba? I think he good to go. He good to go. Have a good one.
Now his city was good. His city was good. He did it. How was it an invalid city when I saw the city
Right here you're good to go though chat. We're still doing good though, right?
Hey, man, how are you?
Rapublia
On-Sizzles is now regulated all corners require a valid entry ticket verify information
Yeah, you gotta verify that action right there. All right chat lock him. Let's go. You doing Bubba
Hey, you got you an entry ticket. It looks like it's valid. Okay
Yeah, everything looking good here.
Not gonna lie.
He looking good.
You're good to go, sir.
Have yourself a good one.
Thank you.
Chad, what an expiry.
How you doing, bubble?
Chat, he good to go?
No ticket.
Oh, you're right.
He doesn't have a ticket.
Wait, you're correct.
He does not have a ticket.
What's up with that, sir?
Why don't you got no ticket?
I haven't.
Here it is.
Oh, so you got it all.
You just decided to not show it to me off rip. Okay. I guess you're good to go
Next time you're gonna have that ticket ready when you pull up here
Hey, ma'am
Ma'am, please don't ma'am. I'm not interested. Okay. What about the town?
The town regional map
Chassis good to go. Yep. She good to go. You're good to go ma'am. Have yourself a good one
How you doing?
That does not look like you in the picture. I'm gonna keep it a stack with you
The years have been
Wow, you know what ma'am? You're good to go
You're good to go
Sir you ain't got no ticket man, sir
Sir give me your ticket, bro. Oh wait. He's from here. All right. He's good to go passport. Don't match
Uh-uh. Is that all you're gonna say? Okay, you're denied. You absolute goober get up out of here
He said oh, that's all he said was oh what up what up what a dummy he's from obsidian
Get out of my face I remember you uh-uh I remember you get out of here man
No
Check yo remember this dude from yesterday. Hey yo remember that hurry up man. Go. I got my job
How you doing sir, okay looks like Zach Bagans a little bit, huh? Okay, you don't have a you don't have an entry ticket sir
Whereas your entry ticket you have it here then put it on the desk when you show up. All right. He good to go
Yeah, he's good to go
Have a good one Zach. How you doing sir? Okay that is a hundred percent not you
in that picture. That is not you. The years have been cruel. They must have
been really really cruel buddy. You know what's even cruel or get denied. See ya!
Amen. You're good to go man. Have a good one. That was a good day. We still got $15.
Must show ID card. All right, you're here for transit for a couple days couple days. Let's see
Go sir. Everything looks good to me. Have yourself a good. Thank you
Ted his name was right
See looking wasn't bad. They would have said it was wrong
Hey, ma'am. How you doing? You're moving here. Okay. Got it. Josie
Bonnard uh-huh man we got a problem here man we got a little exploration here
what's going on you was busy you was busy I'm busy too too busy free to be
wasting my time
talk about I was busy how you doing sir yo sir you realize that we're on
Sir, you realize that we're not doing the tickets no more?
Where's entry permit?
I have a ticket here, let you through.
Oh, so I should let you through just because you told me to?
Get up out my face.
How you doing, ma'am?
Adele, your name is not even close to the same.
What's going on here?
Your name was changed recently?
Your first and last, no, the last one's correct.
So you changed your name to Adele.
Oh, wow, it actually is her.
Oh, wow.
Wow, Chats.
It actually is her.
Apologize, ma'am.
They tricked me, bro.
Wait, I remember you from yesterday, ma'am.
Yeah, you're not going to see your son anytime soon.
Get out of here.
You think you just going to pull up?
You think you just going to pull up on me right now
with just this and think you about to get through here?
Hey, I need your ID card, bro.
You have it. Oh, he has it, Chad.
Wait a minute. He has it.
So he has it.
No, you're good to go.
Have yourself a good one, buddy.
Now, his height was good.
I've seen it. I looked at his height was good.
Yeah, how much money do y'all have in this game
if y'all played it?
All right, let's see what we got here.
Giorgio, your name is spelled incorrectly.
Would you like to explain yourself?
Your name was changed recently. Um, I don't think that was true because why would you have the same name except except spelled different? Yeah, fingerprint that for me, sir, feeling that you're lying right now. Yeah.
What are you talking about? What do you mean? What am I talking about? His fingerprints max though. I'm still denying.
still denying. Just because he said, what are you talking about? I'm still gonna deny him
right now. Just because he wants to have an attitude with me, you're still getting denied.
Have a good one.
Here he is with the bro go, man. Bro go, man. This dude, Ellis, you want to be Elvis so
bad. Well, guess what, buddy? You ain't Elvis. Also, it's expired. I know nothing about
this well you know something about it now so get it fixed
Joseph passport number is blatantly incorrect check again check this
scuba check again oh nah you're here for work you're here for work for a year
you're good to go I didn't sell chat sir where is your sir where is your where
is your your also you got so you just decided you just you just decided to not
give this to me okay buddy Chas you good to go check the district he's good
chat he's good yeah he's good to go or get no air can get no heater this was
way better than yesterday's attempt right this was way better than yesterday's
play better
Well, it makes for a chance. We play not my neighbor bro. It's been a long time
Bro, they came with dude our dude that game was so good. Wait. I still haven't installed
Wait, I still haven't installed hang on
Play 60. Oh, we will do not fret
Do not fret
Because as sure as I'm wearing a G string right now, we will play for 60 seconds one record
Can we ban the guy that just said play apex that might be the worst that might be the worst suggestion
I think I've ever seen in my entire life
Chess, that is boot up apex right now
Actually, no, no, I just saw I just actually saw the worst suggestion ever
This dude just said play the fortnight new season. Oh man. It's been a hot minute chat lock in
This is one of this one of my favorite games that we played
Wait, what the hell am I doing here?
Wait, Chad, am I still alive?
Wait, Chad, remember we played Nightmare Mode the first day it dropped that we actually cooked?
Chad, you all want to do Nightmare Mode or regular?
All we know about this.
We'll spend a minute, Chad, I'm rusty.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir, thank you.
You are on today's list.
Yep, you do appear to be on today's list, okay?
Chad, he's on today's list.
I'm not going to lie, 4, 4, 3, let's just call his number to see if some of the kids
he's, alright let's call it 4, 2, 5, 8, let's call it Ripley, make sure they're home, make
sure he ain't home, 4, 2, 5, 8, there we go, what, he's not at home, he's not
at home, chat you think he's good to go, wears hat and mouth stitches, big head,
a mask everything looks good here i'm not gonna lie i don't see any discrepancies here
let's check the number just to make sure you know what sir everything appears to be good to go here
you're good to go have yourself a good sir remember chat in this mode we die instantly if we get one
how you do hey hear me out what ma'am you do not appear to be on the list today
I'm not on the list because I had to bury a body in an emergency.
What?
Excuse me?
It's her job.
Wait, what's her job?
Wait, what floor does she live on?
Second floor first for me.
She's a grave digger, Chad.
I mean, hey.
Let's call the apartment.
Make sure she's not home.
Five, one, two, three.
Five, one, two, three.
Let's make sure, Chad.
Let's make sure.
Let's make sure.
apartment make sure she's not home five one two three five one two three let's make sure
chat who just said wifey material bro I'm telling you I'm hearing everybody out she's
not at home okay she's not at home the pictures match everything appears to be good here so
You know what ma'am? I'm gonna say you're good to go. Have yourself a good one.
Step on me! What? My bad!
Chat, I'm war-stubbed, dude! Walk in! Chat, I'm war-stubbed, bro!
Y'all did not tell me. Did y'all actually tell me? There's no way y'all told me. No, uh-uh.
Hope you're doing good today. You don't appear. Who is this?
Sir, you don't appear to be on the list.
I was not on a list because I was summoned to appear in the earthly realm.
Chat, what are we thinking here? He was on the first floor, first room.
He's a soul eater. Oh, my goodness.
Scar on his head.
OK. Small nose.
He does have a big smile to tattoo scar.
I mean, everything, everything appears to make sure his numbers 3, 3, 2, 5, 6, 9, 3, 2, 5, 6, 9, 9, 4, 9, 5, 6, 8.
Chatting, I mean, hey, look, everything looks good.
I'm going to call 1-1-5-2 just to make sure.
Is he home?
He's not home.
Chad, I'm thinking we're good to go here.
You know what, sir?
You're good to go.
Have a good one.
What's your name Ian's man is a wreath.
How you do ma'am?
I don't have your entry request.
Oh, you got it.
Okay.
Don't eat me.
Okay.
Are you on the list?
That's the first question.
She's not on the list ma'am.
You're not on the list.
Is there any reason why there must be a mistake because I should indeed be on the list.
Let's call your apartment real quick
6 9 9 6
She's not a 7 horns
One two three four
Five six seven small pointed nose
Wears earrings
Three tattoos
One two three
sharp teeth
Chat you think she's good to go?
Let's make sure the ID number
Ma'am everything all the information that I have seems to be legit. I think you're good to go
FIGHT ON ME!
Wait just a second here, sir. You wait just a second
Didn't we just let him through?
Call him
Just one second, sir
Y'all just saw somebody type where's the milk man y'all are down so bad the milk
man's in normal mode also I don't have your yo chat look man this is bad bro
this is bad oh my goodness what y'all are like yo chat like this is this is
this is a bad look for y'all man oh my goodness this is bad this chat this is
He's y'all's digital footprint, dude.
Somebody is so down bad,
somebody just said I'd let him kill me.
What?
Yo, T-Bog with the five.
Sir, you're not on the list.
There must be a mistake.
Okay, you're also, I don't have your entry request.
Okay, you got it.
All right, let's see.
What do you live on, sir?
Second floor, fourth room, fourth hair.
Okay.
Is he good to go to we got to get this dude off the screen?
Six, eight, nine, five, four, seven, four, six, four, eight, two, three, four, six, four,
eight, two, three.
I'm going to call the apartment one, three, four, six, one, three, four, no, yo, this is
bad, bro.
He's not home.
I'm inclined to believe this is him.
You're good to go, sir.
Please don't kill me.
Oh my goodness.
What?
Chat!
Lock In Man!
That's y'all's fault.
That's actually y'all's fault.
How you doing sir?
I'm actually about to lose you.
What's wrong man?
This is wrong with y'all!
This is literally a monster!
This is a monster dude!
Chat.
Digital footprint.
Chat.
Digital footprint, buddy.
Sir?
You don't appear to be on the list.
digital footprint chat digital footprint buddy sir you don't appear to be on the
list there must be a mistake because I should indeed be on the list well sir
there's there's not a mistake you're not on the list you're straight up not
on the list sir okay what floor do you live on you live on the third floor
third room all right let's call it four two four two give me one second sir
yo Bane with the five he's not home I don't see anything wrong chat do y'all I
I don't see anything wrong here
Hey, all the stuff lines up you're good to go sir have a good one. You're good to go. I'm actually washed
Are we gonna be able to beat this
Chat remember when night man mode first came out and we beat it when it first came out
Am I gonna be able to beat nightmare mode again? What happened HDDD logo? What?
It's y'all's fault y'all are locked in
Locked in. Are you on the list? Dude, nobody is ever on the list
Nobody's ever on the list
Um, I don't have your entry request
Okay, but also also ma'am. Hold on. You're not on the list. Why is that?
You're not on the list because you had an emergency. Oh, is that so man? Is that so?
First floor fourth room. Let's call it real quick six nine nine six. All right. Let's see chat. Let's see
She good to go
This looks legit chat this looks legit
One, two, three, four, nine, eight, seven, six,
four, nine, eight, seven, six.
I think she's good to go.
Oh, wait a minute.
Name is wrong.
Name is wrong.
Name is wrong.
Name is wrong.
Name is wrong.
All right.
Don't curse me, ma'am.
Give me just one second here.
Not one second.
Take her away.
Chat, I almost sold in letter three, two.
I almost did.
Hear ye, hear ye.
Finally, somebody's actually on the list!
Finally!
Somebody is finally on the list today.
Thank you so much, man.
Uh-huh.
Third floor, fourth room.
Let's see.
Let's just call to be sure.
Four, two, five, eight.
She's not home.
Yo, Jay with the five.
Big nose round, she had a pale face.
Is that considered a pale face chat?
Six, eight, nine.
Ma'am, you know what?
Everything's good to go here.
You have a good rest of your night.
Thank you so much.
Not on the list, of course,
because nobody's on the list anymore.
Ma'am, you're not on the list.
Can you explain why?
I'm not on the list because I had a barrier body
in an emergency.
Okay, she is a grave digger, right, chat?
She is, let's call the house, five, one, two, three.
just to make sure she ain't home.
Three, let's just make sure here.
Wait, did it say she wasn't home?
Chad, did it say she wasn't home?
She wasn't home.
Okay, well, that's a good thing.
She might be good to go, but again,
it feels like everybody is not on this entry list.
I don't know.
All right, check the number,
nine, eight, six, four, six, three.
What fort is she living on?
Nine, eight, six, four, six, three,
two, one, three, eight, one, one, two, one, three, eight, one, one.
All right.
Chat, is she good to go?
Several scars.
Yes.
I think she is good to go.
A logo.
Chat, I'm gonna keep it an absolute stack with you.
I think she's good to go here.
Her name was correct to us.
I triple checked it.
Are you kidding me?
Did they buff this game?
Did they buff this game?
One more try, Chat.
Lock it.
Come on, man.
You can beat this, lock in!
Y'all didn't tell me nothing.
Kiddy.
Shut up, lock in, bro, come on.
Oh my!
What?
I have to let her pass three times?
Wait, what?
Should I restart?
I didn't know.
Should I restart?
Yes, ma'am.
Know what that was?
They're on today's list.
Can I get your ID card?
All right, ID card.
Mato's Barabam, room 4-1, second room, let's call the apartment, make sure you're not home,
2-6-6-8, his name's wrong, what is his name, actually wrong, 15 horns, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-
13, 14, he got 15!
Ball nose.
Two tattoos.
Big teeth, small eyes.
Chat, he does not have 16, he has 15!
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15!
eight nine six six eight nine six eight nine eight eight six nine eight nine he's
good to go chat I think he's literally good to go do yep
exactly goobers hey ma'am how are you today you live on the third floor fourth
room all right let's just call them make sure you're not there already four
four, two, five, eight. Let's just make the call. Four, two, there we go. Check, this is the one. Lock in.
She's not home. Okay. All the names match up, chat. 356-899-2356-899-86532.
86532. I think she's just good to go. She's good to go. Exactly. Oh my! Okay.
Okay, ma'am, where's your ID card?
Okay, you're scary, ma'am.
I'm not gonna lie, you are very intimidating.
Second floor, third room.
She lives by herself.
Her name, yeah, you couldn't pay me a million dollars
to read her name out loud.
Six, four, three, one.
All right, six, four, three, one.
You live alone, huh?
Well, I'm new to the area,
You know, I was kind of looking for a place to stay for a few days.
Well, I just got this job and everything.
It pays pretty good.
You got to take you out to the movie or something.
Tattoo on the forehead.
She does have that.
Small nose.
Yes.
Big smile.
Yeah.
Seven snakes.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven snakes.
Okay.
Five, six, eight, nine, four, seven.
Okay.
four five six seven snakes okay five six eight nine four seven one five six eight
nine four seven five five two three six five five two check I think she's good
to go I think she's good to go you're good to go man give me a call sometime
Patrick what happened to you man are we still in nightmare mode are we still
in normal look at this guy in the face and ask that question again if we're
in nightmare mode or we're in normal mode?
Because you seriously just ask that when this dude is standing on the screen right now?
Buddy, what do you think, what mode do you think we're in?
He's on the list.
I always still like to call the apartment just to be safe.
Second floor, second room.
Who lives with you?
You live alone, okay.
Yeah, I've seen that coming.
7332.
332.
Big smile, big nose.
little hands on the chin. Yeah. pointy head. Yeah. Chassis good
to go. fake logo. Nov logo. Let's real. All right. Make sure
his numbers right. 456-3256. 456-3256-389-47389-477.
Sir, I reckon you're good to go. You have a good night, sir.
Thank you. What did they do to Patrick?
Goodness. Where is your where's your ID card? Okay. Thank you for having it. I'm chill.
Uteus. Too bad, chap. Too bad. Let's call to make sure 1346. Nine eyes. One, two, three,
three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, levitates. You either got a pogo stick or you're
levitating. Has a halo. Speaks telepathically. Wait, did you speak just a second ago? Does
it sound telepathically? Six, three, six, four, six, three, six, three, six, four.
might be good to go. I don't understand, like, is that considered speaking telepathically what she
was doing? Like, is this consp- is this considered s-
I don't know. I really don't know if that's t- if that's considered telepathically.
If we lose because of that, I'm mad. Okay, we're good. Um, no, ma'am! You wait just a second!
We just let you through chat W employee. We can actually beat this here lock in
Staying with the five. I know there's at least one nerd in here that knows the answer to this
It appears there's multiple nerds that knows that that know this answer
How you doing you're on the list
42 isn't a Roman numeral dude 90% of chat was saying 42 so I gotta blame y'all
All right, you're on the list third floor first room
I'm going to call just to make sure Springtrap or whatever
his name is.
She's not home.
OK.
She's not home.
798654, 798654, 298466, 298466, all right.
Small nose, yes.
Seat in the cheek, paws, yes.
Then eyebrows, yes.
No pupils, yes.
Sharp teeth, can't tell.
I think she's good to go, chat.
I think she's good to go here.
You're good to go, man.
Chat, we can actually beat this, lock in.
No, you wait just a second, Buster.
Uh-uh, you wait just a second.
Mmm, you doorman, yeah.
Why can't I see him?
Lock in, we're doing good.
W doorman, chat!
W doorman! W W E!
I think we're going to beat this lock in we can't sell now.
Did y'all run out of disguises today?
I tried it two times!
That's a weird glitch.
Shoot, pal.
Did I lose or win that round?
Oh no, I'm getting scammed.
Oh no, I'm getting scammed.
These cheats, you're so clipped.
Yeah!
Make all of them somewhere.
Do my job.
Ladies and gentlemen, type one if you're ready for another world record attempt.
I got a good feeling. I gotta use the restroom. I'll be right back.
Ski, man!
Do the foxtrot? What is the foxtrot?
Chad, y'all know I'm a competitive dancer and secret?
You gonna tell me I didn't wash my hands when I was in the bathroom for three hours?
Chad, listen, man.
I need everybody in here right now to lock in.
because today could be the day.
Type one if you believe
that we're gonna get this world record.
It's any day now, chat.
I'm locked in, we're back, the rust is gone,
we're back.
Remember, chat, we can do this.
Chat, we can do this straight up.
We can.
Look, if y'all don't know,
If y'all don't know, all right chat, look, if you don't know, the pinned link most days
ever survived on 60 seconds, re-atomized hard mode is 484 days.
We are a number 22nd in the world with 345 days.
That's our personal best.
World record is 484 days.
Type 1 if you believe.
I have never used the restroom and didn't wash my hands.
What do y'all take me for?
Lock in chat.
Let's go!
You know what?
Maybe not World Record, at least personal best.
Come on, man, let's go.
Man, the guy that said he'll scab already.
This is a DCC,
because there's a lot of good items in one room right here.
The gun and Dolores in one go.
Bomb me, Dolores!
Make it juicy, too!
In the water situation, looking like,
What are we looking like?
Three and four, okay, three what?
Three foods and four waters?
Are y'all comfortable with this scab
or do y'all want to re-scab?
This is from the world records, yeah?
Yes or no for a re-scab?
Want to re-scab?
Dude, I feel like this is a good scab.
I'm not gonna lie.
Bro, I feel like this is a good scab.
I feel like y'all might be selling here.
This might be the best scab we would get tonight.
You get the spray?
No.
We can get a better scab.
Let's go.
We can get a better one.
It's a solid scene.
Wait.
Yo, bang with the five.
It would have been such a good scath.
Books in here.
Get both of these waters and get them out.
You didn't take the cards.
The cards aren't a necessary item, though.
Good scene!
What is world record so bad, chap?
Early grab the mask.
I saw myself grab it.
What are y'all talking?
Oh, I didn't get the axe either.
I didn't get the axe either.
If I would have gotten the axe and the mask, that would have been the best gab we ever had.
But with it, no, you literally can't.
I didn't have the axe or the mask, there's no shot.
Water chat, remember that!
Food in three water?
Mocking.
We can make three waters work.
We can make three waters work.
100% we can.
We can make this work.
Because remember, it's head.
I was here chat, let's go.
No spray.
Yeah.
Now, look, we're going to send Ted.
Should we send him with something?
You're rubin' with the five.
This is a pro strat.
We're sending Ted with the checkers.
Good luck, Ted.
Trust me, trust me, trust me.
Trust me.
You need a good luck, Ted.
We need it.
We need some water.
We need him to go crazy with some waters.
If he goes crazy with some waters, and like better yet,
like he can bring like a spray or something back.
If he brings back like five,
there's no way he's gonna bring back five waters.
Like if he goes crazy, like this is Tim,
we're talking about, like he's a goober.
He's probably gonna like, he's probably gonna die honestly.
He came back.
What'd you bring?
He brought back a spray.
He brought back a spray.
Two waters, two foods, a spray and ammo,
and a briefcase.
You know what?
I'm not even mad at this at all.
I am not mad at this at all.
That is not bad.
Shaq, W-10 for once.
Wait, was he dehydrated yesterday?
He wasn't, was he?
Yo, big Brazilian with the five.
He was?
No, he wasn't.
He'd have been dead right now if he was.
Give him water.
We need him to go on another scab.
That's what we need.
Like again, on the second stab, we don't expect him to come back alive, but if he does, it actually brings stuff back that's goaded.
Look at Ted. Yeah, man, he's hurting right now.
He's gonna die anyway, you know.
That's his fate, Chad. He dies.
But he can do good things while he's alive.
Need to get him untired. He's been tired for too long, man.
Oh, Ted!
He's not tired. We can send him.
Give him water. Send him.
You know, I think this gets dead killed right here.
We're in a pretty good position.
The water situation, is it the best?
Give me a good luck 10.
Good luck 10.
Now, odds of him coming back is not that high, but if he does, that's great.
Your personal best or something.
Every single time that I trade the gun for the waters, it works out,
and we get another gun later.
We have a radio that is working.
I have a way to get another gun
and we need the water badly right now.
We're trading the gun for the four waters.
Mark my words, we are gonna get that gun back.
Don't be you trade man, you trade.
Dad just put us in such a good position man.
Don't break the radio.
If we break the radio, we're not getting the gun back.
Okay, we're good. Ted's dead. I think Ted's dead, man. He dead and gone. I think he dead
and gone. You know what? He deserves a RIP, Ted. Chad, give me a RIP, Ted. He actually
deserves a RIP this time because he did pretty good on his first scan. It wasn't the best
scan ever, but it also wasn't horrible. We've seen worse from him. Yo, Quinn with
with the team get to give me some Ws for Quinn with the team get to and we just broke our
map that's great.
W Quinn with the team get to appreciate that.
Now don't do this.
I appreciate that's an ending.
So how are we feeling about this run everybody type how far you think we're gonna make it.
200 that'd be great.
Remember it's at our PV is 345 world records 484.
No don't do that.
If she goes crazy from that I'm so mad.
She didn't okay we're good.
All right, feeder tomorrow.
Somebody's knocking.
Is Ted dead?
Yeah, Ted dead, man.
Google got water tomorrow.
To feed Ted, he's dead!
31.
31.
Not bad, Chad.
Not bad!
So I'm telling you right now, that gun trade that we did,
trading the gun for the four waters.
Like, imagine how bad of a position we'd be in right now
if we didn't do that.
We'd be down to, like, two bottles.
Like, that'd be horrible.
You know?
Yo, ship top left with the five.
We're gonna feed her tomorrow.
Can I feed her?
No, I gotta feed her today, right?
So you can't lose track.
Water tomorrow, water tomorrow.
We need pancake too, not the food, but the dough.
37, casual day 37.
Casual.
Matt, Matt, get, please don't go crazy.
Yeah, just go, Dolores.
Maybe they'll help with the crazy.
It's such a bad like choice to have to make.
to sacrifice a medkit just to keep her from going crazy like bro what I think
we just got water we got nothing gg chat we can get her on crazy though we can
get her on crazy though we can if they would let me we just got to food too
yeah do it do anything at this point how is she gonna go one crazy um my like
doing activities but I'm I'm literally selecting every activity I can right now
and it's not working wait this could be it wait a minute wait a minute wait a
minute please give it to him give it to him give it to him you're kidding are
you kidding I'll almond milk with the five Dolores Dolores Dolores come on pay
up the believers that would get her on crazy but that would also in the game
But that is so sad.
Wait.
Chat, it's not lost yet.
Chat, all is at lost.
We can save this.
You've got to be fisting me.
Case broken, radio with the five.
Pancake, pancake.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, pancake.
Pancake, please.
I might have to give the cards.
Dolores.
GG, bro.
Just do it.
Just do it. Do anything.
Just keep doing stuff.
If I get Pancake this food, will it save her?
That's the most garbage luck run I've literally ever had in my life.
Shall we go again?
I want this world record, bro.
Everybody lock in, chat.
Come on.
Every now and then we have a bad run.
I did everything I could to save that run.
It's fine.
Let's go.
Lock in, chat. Come on.
Come on, let's get a good scab right here. Let's go.
Chet, I want this world record, bro. I literally want this the most out of everything in life.
If somebody came up to me today and said,
hey, Kase, do you want the world record or a six-pack?
I would literally choose the world record.
That's how long.
That's how bad I've been grinding to get this world record.
App on everything I love, I would.
What's the fruit and water count?
Lock. I didn't see the lock.
Go didn't see?
The spray's in there.
Okay, come back and get this break.
Two foods and a water.
What's the food and water?
Come on, the body wash?
Look!
My bad.
Bad seed, horrible seed.
Horrible seed right there.
That was a bad seed.
Bad seed.
Bad seed.
Give me a good seed!
We got the lock.
Get the mask.
Straight.
Look.
Come back in here.
Did I get the radio?
I didn't get the radio.
I seriously didn't get the radio.
How could y'all let this happen, chat?
This is it.
This is it, chat.
Let's go.
Oh my goodness.
That would have literally been the best
scab we have ever had, ever, if I had gotten Dolores.
You didn't get the axe either.
I'm going to grab Dolores off Rip right here.
Did you hear the trumpet noise when it picked her up?
I'm going to take my balls off Rip.
OK, maybe we need to sacrifice something.
Should we sacrifice something?
This is it.
Food's three waters, but we have every single item
besides the flashlight that's gonna help us get water.
Lock in chat, let's go.
Izzy with the five.
Man, you're a bomb!
There goes the radio.
Ken, I guess you ain't gonna be good to go for a scab?
Yeah, tonight's not the night.
This is what I'm about!
And Grace with the five.
What am I playing?
What am I playing?
I'm not restarting again.
I'm about to flip my table over like actually I'm about to flip my table over, bro.
I'm actually about to break my whole setup swim fish with the team gifted.
We can let Dolores die.
Saved.
Saved comes back with an insane scab.
How are you still starving Dolores?
It's just a game on my life.
It ain't a game.
I've been trying to get this world record for literal months.
I took a six-month break because this game was making me lose my mind and now look at us again.
Where are you, Ted?
You might be the biggest bum I've ever laid eyes on.
I hate you and I hate everything about you.
That's why Dolores has been cheating on you for three straight years.
That's why Timmy has red hair.
You're nothing but a failure and a bum.
Everybody hates you. You're good at nothing.
You're the reason why we let you die every single one.
You are terrible, and we will never get this wild record
because of you, because you are a disgusting human being,
and you deserve nothing nice.
I literally sinned this guy with a gas mask,
a briefcase, and a map.
I set him up for the most success you could ever imagine.
And he comes back, breaks the mask, breaks the map,
IT COMES BACK!
YOU'RE TOO BAD!
I hate you so bad, Ted.
I hate you so bad.
Ted, I-I hate you so bad.
I hate you so bad.
I hate you, man.
Like, Ted, I-I-Dude.
If I had a dollar for every time this absolute bum has let me down,
oh my goodness, I would-
oh, man.
Are you including water, Ted?
Like, you deserve to eat-
YOU DECIDE NOTHING!
Chat, this might be the worst night of luck we have literally ever had on 60 Seconds Reanimized World Record Attempts.
This should be studied for the worst possible RNG that a game can throw at you.
My face to worst! Give me double P.K.I. please!
I should have known better than to gamble my channel points on this Pillsbury Doughboy.
Yeah, you're done.
Oh, I'ma still make it to Day 51. Don't worry.
All right, we got the free scab. How do we just get a mutant on day 29 if Ted dies?
We're immediately sitting Dolores by the way, yeah, don't do it. Don't do it. We need anything we can get
Ted, can you come back?
Yeah, listen if Ted somehow comes back. We're using a medkit on it. He's sick and we're letting Dolores die
Scoot cans of food
Man, they really don't make them much more useless than you Ted
Unfortunately, we're keeping you alive this time.
Rest up, Dolores.
Could you imagine the plot twist of the century that this is the world record run?
Could you imagine how big of a plot twist that would be?
That would legitimately be like the craziest thing that's ever happened.
Of course you're starting, Ted. Couldn't be me.
Chad, I'm way skinnier than Ted is.
chat tonight is going to go when we do finally get this world record like i said it's going to happen
any day now any day we're going to pop off and get this world record we're going to look back on
this night of 60 seconds and like be amazed at how badly the rng went any day buddy it really
could happen any day we were six in the world chat i told y'all we're making it today 51 on this
run. This is the worst one in 60 seconds. Reanimized world record. It's in history, but we're still
making it today. 51 pounded Dolores die. She Thursday to death. There was no point. Keep her
alive because she was crazy. Okay. So Dutch oven me with the five. We have a free scab.
Not pretty sure I used it. Wait, Chad, did I use the free scab? I can't remember. Didn't
use it. Greasy stool with the five get that pro what? Believers got paid out. Chad, I told
you chat what I tell you you know what's crazy chat we could probably get the
triple digits right here chat we have played hundreds hundreds hundreds of
world record attempts we just got a radio we just got a radio we have played
hundreds upon hundreds of attempts at this world record and I can actually say
no joke unironically this was the worst one we have ever had to start with this
is the one I feel it oh if we got today 50 or no if we got today a hundred on
this one that right there should be a world record in itself give Dolores
some water. Dude, what? Chat, she gone, man. Chat, she gone, bro. She dead and gone. What
do you think? We're about to have to use that three stab chat very soon. Very soon we're
gonna have to use that three stab. And that's like, you get like a trade option for some
things right here. You're such a bum, Ted. I hate, Ted, I hate you, man. Delores is
dead because of you. Your kids are dead because of you. Everything's your fault. And she been
cheating on you. Ain't that right Chad? We need foo- Goodbye radio. We gotta take the med kit. We
have to. Chad, we have to. We have to take the med kit right there. Literally. We have no food.
I think this is the free staff, right? This is just as the free ski. And he got sick. Nice.
AND YOU GET IT BY BAD FAST!
Type 1 of 10 is the...
Man...
Can I hate you so bad, Ted?
Boot some ammo!
There is a reason...
Why Ted is the most disgusting human being that has ever walked this planet
and nobody in here likes him, and this is one of the reasons why.
Because he is the biggest bum to ever walk this earth. Type one if you agree.
And ladies and gentlemen, remember this night. The night that we've, the night that we either get our next personal best or the world record.
Remember this night as the most unlucky, disgusting display of luck that we have ever received in our entire live chat.
disgusting. I'm sad for myself even. Great stream chat either way. Horrible luck on 60 seconds
tonight but great stream either way chat. I love y'all man. Hey chat, I gotta move some
gym equipment tomorrow unironically so I'm not gonna be able to go live tomorrow because
I gotta move some gym equipment. Literally I do. I don't care if you say cap or not.
So I'm not gonna be live tomorrow chat. I gotta move some gym equipment tomorrow.
Hey, great stream chat. I love y'all bro.
Great stream chat.
Quisian cab! I literally do!
Chat.
Great stream either way bro. Love you man.
I'll see y'all Sunday, alright?
Precinct's off for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Precinct out to get the subs, don't knows, bits, follows.
Of course, I'll pre-sign y'all for this hanging out.
Hey.
The rest of y'all tonight, have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all the day after tomorrow.
I'll see you in my live, alright?
Precinct out.