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Yo, we was good Rob. What's good chat? What's good ladies and gentlemen I
Have to return yet again
once more
How we doing chat black hoodie
Yo, big Texas dark as me with the 18 months
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Bailey's Malcolm D. Honey Victor lightning Joey appreciate chat
How's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten? Let me hear it man. Good
animals give that chat how we're doing on a scale of one to ten let me hear it
up yo Don winged Apple Billy Jerry Z shark appreciate you finding Nemo
lettuce Ken yo W subbers man chat W subbers yo five past with the five get
this will appreciate you five past will with the five as well appreciate
you will. Eric with the five W gethers chat. I'm going on a fishing trip this weekend, bro.
I haven't been able to go outside. It's been too hot, man. Possum with the five gethers.
Bro, there's some days where it's just too hot to set foot outside chat. You know what I mean?
Like can't even, can't even be bothered to set foot out there, dude. You know what I mean?
Yo, Pat with the 10 gifted, W Pat with the 10 gifted, Meteor with the 5, Busty Father,
what?
With the 5 gifted, Booty with the 5, you were right about Jinxie, what's you mean?
Yo, Cherry with the sub, it was a window cleaner, I told y'all, I told y'all, I used
to watch psych when I was a kid. Trust me. I know how to pick up on things. I told y'all what I
say. Chad, what I tell you, man? I told y'all it was a window cleaner, you know?
Chad, type one if you believe my theory from the start. Who believed in the
theory from the start, Chad? Huh? Yo, Chad, I'm not gonna lie. Look, man, this
may come as a surprise to a bunch of people. Yo, Noah, what the five gig
appreciate you Noah. What's the hoodie say? It says heavyweight champion. It also says
queso established in 2022 chat. These are going to be. Oh my goodness. I'm taking up the whole
screen bro. You know chat. These are going to be dropping at the end of next month by the way
chat. We're going to be dropping these at the end of next month chat. So lock in
Yo king with the five we dropping some some draws with them to I think pause
How much I don't know yet probably gonna be about five bucks
Something like that, you know
Crusty with the five appreciates you crusty
Chat and we're doing it with game or stuff so W. Gamer sub chat. Oh, yeah chat listen
Um, this may come as a surprise to some people, but listen, man, I'm giving up fast food.
Chat, chat, I'm giving up fast food, bro.
You heard it here first.
Cat.
No, I am giving up fast food.
And the thing is the reason I'm giving it up is because I've been wronged one
too many times and I'm sick of it.
the cap look me in my eyes and tell me I'm tapping buddy what happened what you
think happened look the downfall of fast food needs to be studied man it is it
has gotten to a point to where it's just getting disrespectful broke out the
wrong order. Yeah. Yeah. That's what the thing is that's only a part of what
happened. It's not the food. It's the lazy workers. Yeah, but the thing is that
goes hand in hand. You know what I mean? Like that goes hand in hand, right? So
it's still like, All right. So chat today, right? Today. I guess some Taco
bill. Here's my exact order. I got right. I got three cheesy gordita crunches. I didn't
even tell my dad this, by the way, uh, because he wouldn't got it. I got three cheesy gordita
crunches, three, three. I got three cheesy gordita crunches, three chicken quesadillas
in two orders of nacho fries, okay?
Now, my dad brings it, you know what I mean?
He's my food runner.
You know what I mean?
I had a splash of water all over me.
You know, he's my food runner.
Okay, so I said my dad to go get it, right?
He goes and gets it.
He comes back right what you mean poor dad
But he trusts me if he had the choice to be my food runner or work in maintenance
Under sinks changing out sinks all day. Trust me. He's good
Trust me. He's chilling
Okay, do you pay him to yes?
Me do I pay him to yeah?
Bro, that's like one of the first things I did was uh, well not one of the first things
but I did it eventually made it to where they got to work no more.
But anyway, he come back right?
He comes back.
Yo Swingfish with the 5W Swingfish.
He comes back with the order, right?
Like I said, remember what I got, Chad?
Remember what I got?
Look.
got three cheesy gordita crunches, three chicken quesadillas, two orders of nacho fries, right?
You'll forsake him with the five. So he pulls up, when he hands me the bag, I grab the bag
from him, and immediately I recognize something's wrong just by the weight of the bag. But it's
not for the reason you would think. It's not, it's not like, it's not like the bag didn't
weigh enough. It's like it was a 20 pound dumbbell, like I could have done curls with
it and got a pump. So I'm holding it. I'm like, what? Because, because all and all like
reality, three cheesy gore beta crunches and three chicken quesadillas don't weigh that
much. Those chicken quesadillas weigh like nothing. Those things weigh nothing. Like you
could throw them off a building. It would take them an hour to hit the ground because
it's floating around like a piece of paper. You know what I mean? Yo, under with the 20
gifted W under with the 20 gifted W under with the 20 gifted presates you under. So
you know, I'll bring the bag in. Yo, C. S. Walford with the five. I'll bring
the bag in and you already know the first two things I'm reaching for. I'm
reaching for the two orders of nacho fries. First things first we immediately
started bad because when I pulled the order of the nacho fries out it was
literally upside down and every one of the fries spilled out into the bottom of
the bag so I had to repackage it myself. Tessa with the five and then the
other order of nacho fries halfway spilled out. I mean that's not a big deal
it's whatever right? I think the fries off the bottom of the bag taste better
anyway. So you know I get the two orders of nacho fries, slam them, it was good.
Right? The two orders of nacho fries was good. But then after I'm done with them,
who just said how do I gain weight quick? Why are you asking me that? Huh?
Are you asking me that because I'm a nutritionist?
Is that why?
But y'all never understand that question when people ask the question to like gym influencers.
Be like, oh man, how do I gain weight quick?
Eat!
You mean how do you gain weight quick?
You ain't eating enough.
Like, oh man, I'm eating enough.
No, you ain't, bro.
If you ain't gaining weight, you ain't eating enough, dude.
Like, what you talking about?
How do I gain weight?
Well, you gotta eat.
eat just some corn bread or something that's that's the that's that's the most basic advice
you can get right there how do I gain weight bro you gotta eat man now I don't know much
about eating but I do know that right yo Tyler with the 50 gift it solves W Tyler with
the 50 gift it solves some people are naturally skinny yes which means they're not eating
enough. What do you mean? That's literally that's that's what it is. Chat, give me some
Ws for Tyler with the 50 gifted. So I'm naturally skinny, right? But I can, you know, chat W Tyler
for real with the 50 gift that I appreciate that Tyler W Tyler, man. case. So six pack
of pudding comes with the five hold on. All right. Anyway, so I slam the nacho fries,
right? I slam them things. They gone. I go into the bag. Remember,
after the two orders of nacho fries are gone. The only thing
that's supposed to be in this bag is three cheesy gordita
crunches and three chicken quesadillas. So I go into the
bag, and I look it in the bag, and I noticed that the bag
still weighs about 15 pounds. Something may have not. I look
there there is like there is like literally 15 taco shaped objects I'm like
what is this I open up a cheesy gordita crunch I take a bite out of it it
doesn't have you know that white sauce that they put on the cheesy gordita
crunches chat the only thing that makes them good you know what I mean that
little white that little kind of spicy white sauce that they put on them the
only thing that makes them edible? Yeah, that none of that was on there. Right? Yo, WA. Oh,
yo, Jake with the raid. W Jake, appreciate that. Jake.
W raid. Appreciate you, Jake. Um, hold on.
Yo, Pat with the team gifted. W Pat. Wait, did I miss another? Okay.
Anyway, and the thing is, I'm not one for wasting food.
You know what I mean?
But I will admit, yo, under with the hundred gifted subs, oh my goodness.
Give me some W's for under with the hundred gifted subs, oh my goodness.
Chat, W under with the hundred gift, I appreciate that under.
you under, appreciate you man. What was that? Sue them for that and win $300,000 in a case.
I'm afraid that's not how it works. If I could sue a fast food establishment, you'll
W under for it. I appreciate you for 100 get that under seriously. Thank you. But if I
could sue a fast food establishment every single time they ever wrong to be for $300,000,
I would probably be a billionaire, unironically, okay.
So, with the 10 gift, the free shachan, WK, so with the 10 gift.
Anyway, so I take a bite of the cheesy gordita crunch.
There's none of the white sauce in it.
So I crack it open.
I look in there.
There's no white sauce.
It's like they ran out.
Chat type one if you agree the only thing that makes those things edible is the white sauce they put in them
That is the only that is the only thing that makes them edible. That's it
So I open it up. There's none
There's none nothing
So I wrap it back up put it back in the bag because I'm not about to disrespect myself by eating that
You know what I mean? So I'm like
What are these other like?
like 10 taco looking objects in here. Sly with the five. There wasn't a single other
cheesy gordita crunch in there. There was like for some reason there was like six tacos
except with beef they were bean tacos. Soft shell tacos. No beef just straight bean
action lettuce and cheese. I'm like bro what I almost call my dad was like bro what happened
Did they die when I got this order?
Like, it was like not even close.
So I'm like, man, do they at least
have my three chicken quesadillas?
And by the way, Taco Bell, I don't know
if y'all ran out of knives or something,
but for the past literally 500 times
that I've gotten a chicken quesadilla from Taco Bell,
they don't cut them anymore!
Like, why did y'all stop cutting the chicken quesadilla?
Why?
Y'all ain't got no knives in there?
Don't lie, every time I get a chicken quesadilla,
the odds are, is that it's not gonna be cut.
No, it's all good.
I don't check stuff either when I pull off the window,
because I expect to get what I got.
Because I have like the social capacity for some reason
that I can't check the order that I got at the window
while they're sitting there looking at me
because I feel like I'm disrespecting them.
Like, oh man, this dude's really checking the order
right in front of my face is do things we didn't do the job right? So I never check it
right there. I like pull off and check it. You know what I mean? But anyway, I get to
the chicken quesadilla that's at the bottom of the bag, bro. I pull the bag out. The entire
chicken quesadilla has like slid to the base of the bag. And it's just a rolled up
like pile of mess. I opened it up. There's not a single cut in it. So I got to tear it apart.
And then when I bite into it, there's none of the jalapeno or whatever sauce. So the entire meal is just
is willing. It's bad, bro. And again, that's not just Taco Bell. I feel like every single time I go
go to a fast food place and get an order. Something's bad wrong, man. You know what
I mean? Like something bad is going on, dude. So I'm going on strike. Starting Monday, I'm
done eating fast food. I've been disrespected too many times, man. I'm gonna open up my
own fast food restaurant. I'm gonna call it all no. You know what I mean? What will
your dad do for work. I cut the grass. Yeah. But yeah. That's literally that's that's
literally what like I'm done man. I've been disrespected one too many times bro. I have
chat type one if you felt like you've been disrespected by fast food. A lot especially
recently man Taco Bell is good they fell off dude here's the thing if you get
good Taco Bell it's good but you really never get it cuz the workers just don't
even the workers just don't even bother man not gonna lie you're overreacting on
everything I love I'm not overreacting on everything I love I'm not so y'all
think I'm overreacting right now I'm trying to stand up for y'all and you
You gon' dare sit here and tell me that I'm overreacting.
Look how big my hand is, bro.
You know what I mean?
So don't you sit here and tell me.
Don't you sit here and tell me that I'm overreacting.
Cause I'm not, you know?
Chat type one if I'm not overreacting type two if I am.
Man, we should watch another food video, huh, chat?
Should we debunk a video?
Oh my goodness, wait a second.
Zero harsh ingredients, zero cleaning compromise.
That's the Huggies skin essentials wipe.
Okay, we need a backpack.
Go block, skip up up!
What are these for, skip up?
Laptop pencils and a lunch kit.
Oh, he does it.
Hold on.
Save today on hundreds of facts.
McDonald's McRib POV.
We're about to see the disgusting concoction
that is a McRib.
Man, I hate McRibs.
Chad, y'all agree, McRibs are horrible.
Right there, people love this stuff right here, this sauce.
Brothers, at least 10 people in here right now
that would dive in this and drown in it
if they had the chance.
There are people in here that literally would.
Right now.
I know you're in here.
Quitting fast food opens a video about fast food.
Man, shut up.
Just wait till you see what the raw McRib meat looks
First gelatinous you don't know what the one of the best things I've ever written in my life is yo days with the five gifted
Cream of mushrooms straight out of the straight out of the can but it only can be
Clover farms or whatever the name of that brand is
Campbell's Campbell's cream of mushrooms straight out of can isn't good, but if you get I can't remember what the name of that brand is
Straight out of the can is so good
cream of mushroom
Look at this dude!
Victorik with the 25 gift and give me some Ws for Victorik with the 25 gift and
Union with the five gift it is well W get there's man
I don't say gross now. I know half y'all be eating these
I'm probably dominating one of these things not gonna lie
without the sauce I'm probably smacking one of them things you know you know
what are good chat do you know the banquet Salisbury steak the banquet
Salisbury steak TV dinners bro those things are so good I get like the
family box where there's like six of them bro
No, I'm talking about the family box.
They throw a bomb at me.
You think McDonald's employees eat McDonald's?
McDonald's employee discount.
I'm getting a different answer from everybody.
Don't say those are toast for those crates.
I do want that toaster, man.
Something about the McRae, bro.
It's a mess with it, man.
I'm going to eat that, too, huh, Jack?
Y'all still going to eat it?
The history of the frozen.
Jack, y'all know what the best frozen pizza is?
Have y'all ever had the tostitos party pieces out of the little squares, dude?
Bro!
Do five guys? Where?
Wait, ten McDonald's secrets they wish you never knew about?
Oh, man.
Um, why did Oliver-
That's why her hair is so big.
Oh, was they crazy?
McDonald's is one of the world's most popular fast food chain restaurants.
I would argue THE most popular, right?
Maybe THE most?
The famous recognizable golden arches have 36,000 locations in more than 100 countries.
From their popular Big Macs to their world-famous crispy and salty fries, kind of-
Yes, they ain't never crispy and salty, ma'am!
They think they know everything there is to know, but this corporation has their own
dirty little secrets.
McDonald's is constantly reacting to consumer concerns and have since made changes to
many of their products, but there are some things you might want to know before
you go pick up your next mix. Let's uncover the top 10 McDonald's secrets tell me your secret
faster fast food at the McDonald's drive-thru. Hey look here fellas you guys go ahead and order
from the drive-thru menu. McDonald's gives priority to those in the drive-thru lane. They will
almost always have the dining guests wait to get their food over those driving through in their
cars. So if you were to walk in for some reason I feel like that's not true. You'll
a myth with the five. Also, how absolutely unhinged do you have to be to walk into a McDonald's?
Like even if I was on foot and didn't have a car, I would still walk through the drive
through.
When McDonald's and place an order at the same time as the car that just pulled up, you
can bet they will get their meals first. Do this with good reason, to avoid car pileups
and to prevent roads from getting blocked. As you can imagine, the car lineups can
get pretty hectic, especially during mealtime rushes. If you're thinking you can beat this
system by walking or biking through the drive-thru to get the same service, that won't work.
McDonald's will refuse to serve anyone that is not in a vehicle.
That's literally the biggest lie I've ever heard in my life. I have seen people on foot
in a drive-thru. That is not true. Tell me you haven't seen that. Matter of fact,
YouTube videos of people on a bike driving through the Mickey Eves and ordering.
It's cute to come inside instead. The drive-thru is focused on speed to serve as
many customers as they can and avoid complaints. Drive-thru is the higher
volume side of the business and drives 60 to 70 percent of their revenue.
That's it? There's that many people that go into a McDonald's like you're
You're walking up in there?
It's more likely to complain if made to wait in the drive-thru, then someone making a dine
in order who will sit down and have more time to-
No way!
No hurry here.
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The Playhouses?
Buddy, the Playhouses haven't been a thing in literally like 10 years.
What's you mean?
The USA doesn't go inside?
Here we go.
Buddy, you're just saying stuff.
Let's serve up more on Mickey D's.
Yes, welcome to McDonald's. Can I help you?
Oh, ailing frequency's open, huh?
The McRib isn't really ribs.
Oh, man, we knew that!
Their shells have come to pass.
Are you tempted by the McRib?
No.
You might think you know what's really going on between the buns, saucy rack of ribs, pickles, and onions.
What you should know is that there are actually no ribs in this sandwich.
false advertising we'd say the fake ribs are a pork mixture that is the false
advertising pressed into the rib-like shaped mold the pork patty is made with
45 ingredients including a mixture of pork tripe heart stomach water loads of
salt and sugar the sauce is made with three types of sugar including high
fructose corn syrup with a total of 18 ingredients and the bun is made with
17 ingredients how it takes 80 ingredients to create this sweet salty and very fattening sandwich
The McRib is also one of the saltiest items on the menu and this is because of the process to form the false ribs
They use a lot of salt to help extract proteins that are then used to bind the meat trimmings into the rib-like shape
Needless to say it takes a lot of salt to pull that off
And one of these sandwiches will provide you with 36% of your daily salt intake
Guess Mickey D's doesn't agree with less is more man. Unless you do the more you do. That is not
Drink may contain fecal matter
Or McDonald's drink may contain fecal matter
Stop with the cringy movie clips man
And...
I remember the pie.
Why was it in the UK? We're good.
This would mean about 30% of the ice in your drink from McDonald's could have elements of
feces in it.
That's poop for sure.
What's worse is Burger King and KFC tested positive with even higher traces of fecal contamination
found in their drinks.
They found 6 of their samples from BK and 7 samples from KFC had fecal contamination.
How is the dookie get in the ice?
Monation.
Yikes.
Fecal coliform is found in human and animal feces and can cause a number of diseases.
Are you sure you still want to supersize your drink?
To supersize the bitch.
McDonald's staff are underpaid and being replaced.
Replace all of them.
Please do us a favor and replace every single fast food employee
on the planet right now.
I want to go to a fast food place
to be served by straight robots.
Please.
Being replaced as your leader by Dwight.
Hater?
They mess up literally nine out of 10 orders.
I'm sorry, bro.
Like I'm sorry.
Discover the Genesis signature.
McD's employs over 1.8 million people.
That's the second highest amount of people employed
by a private employer after Walmart.
Let's be honest though, the staff are not loving it.
They are overworked and underpaid,
barely able to make a living wage,
meaning that their wages can barely allow them
to pay for rent, food, and have something left over.
We know that most fast food chains
pay workers minimum wage,
but the staff at McDonald's are constantly fighting
for their wages to be increased
because the pay is notorious.
You know what they need to do
with fast food places chat?
They need to have like two people in the restaurant
making sure their machines are doing the job correctly.
That's it.
Two people.
You know what else needs to happen?
Every single, like I'm not saying every single one,
but like 90% of all checkouts need to be self-checkouts
automated checkouts to you. Yo, strip out Fredo with the team get depreciating.
Hello, the average. Why? You're asking why you've literally never been to a store
before. Employee would have to work about seven to 10 months to make what the
CEO makes in one hour. Not only that, but with the rise in technology, their
jobs are starting to be replaced with touch screens. You may have noticed
these touch screens already if you've been inside of Mickey D's to order. Why? Well, because
they work for free. Before you know it, the number of McDonald's employees may drop drastically
and you just might-
See, I'm not gonna lie. The kiosk was like the best convention ever for fast food places.
Tell me everybody in here isn't happy with this right here. Everybody in here is happy
with this. Everybody loves this right here. This right here is great. That's
just an example of what I'm talking about.
this absolute goober just say? What did you just say to me? You absolute goober? Man you're lucky I can't find it.
Have a computerized machine asking you if you would like fries with that. McDonald's CEO commented that the plan is to make it easier for customers to order and pay for food digitally and to give people the ability to customize their orders. But will this make it easier on the economy?
Next time you place your order on a touch screen, make sure to wash your hands before your food is ready.
food is ready. Even though these screens are said to be cleaned often throughout the day,
studies have found a number of different bacteria present on these screens, but most of them are
harmless. At least we know there will be a- Yeah, but I don't know anybody that's like going to touch
one of these and not washing their hands before they eat. That's like going to a gas pump and
like not hitting some- hitting some Purell in your car on the way out. You know what I mean?
Available as a touchscreen cleaner McDonald's produces a lot of food waste
He wasted half of our food when you did that each day thousands of burgers are thrown out about every 10 minutes
Hundreds of burgers are thrown out also french fries have been flagged as a problematic item due to excessive waste as well
McDonald's french fries have a seven-minute limit for how long they can sit before they get
Okay, try 7 hour limit ma'am.
7 minute!
McDonald's french fries have a 7 minute limit for how long they can sit before they get
taught.
You know?
You know, okay.
Although this is good news for customers knowing they get fresh fries, it is bad news when
it comes to concerns regarding world hunger.
If they sell about 9 million pounds of fries a day globally, you can only imagine
how much gets wasted.
Wait, are you gonna tell us?
No?
Everything in the kitchen has a timer, and when the timer goes off, that means the shelf
life has expired and the food is thrown away.
McDonald's feeds about 1% of the world's population on a daily basis, but approximately
12% of the world's population is suffering from hunger at the same time.
How many more people would they be able to feed if there wasn't so much food waste?
Coming up next, a new fan that's sweeping the nation, wasting food.
Check that seven minutes gotta be capped right?
That's gotta be capped.
The main McDonald's ingredients are not so tasty.
Bro, I'm trying to look at my fast food video!
The job feels different.
Ew, that's so gross.
Who loves a side order of chemicals?
McD, food is fully loaded with chemicals and additives.
Thinking about getting scrambled eggs for breakfast?
Think again, they contain monosodium phosphate,
sodium acid pyrophosphate, citric acid, and niacin preparation.
You sure you want to break your fast with that?
No, thank you.
The salads are dusted with propylene glycol
to keep them crisp and fresh.
This is also used in their sauces, glazes, and hotcakes.
Propylene glycol is a less toxic version of ethylene
glycol, which is found in antifreeze.
Sound appetizing?
A common additive used in their food
is calcium silicate, which is a white powder primarily
used to prevent cement and roof tiles from caking.
And what about the chicken nuggets?
At one time, they hardly had any chicken in them,
but lots of other ingredients we could barely pronounce.
Less than half of a chicken nugget was actually chicken,
and the rest was a combination of preservatives, like TBHQ.
This is a chemical they use in the nuggets
to unnaturally preserve them and make them taste fresh.
Oh, no.
And that's why we had Ramsay making these discoveries
in a Mickey D's kitchen.
It would be entertaining to watch,
But we can only imagine the boiling point of his rage.
TBHQ has been proven to be unsafe for consumption,
with side effects like-
What do you mean unsafe for consumption?
How we eating it then?
Loss of vision and liver failure.
So try not to eat too many of it.
What?
Let's take a look at one more.
Azodicarbonamide, an odorless synthetic chemical
used in McDonald's buns as a flour bleaching agent.
Not only is it hard to pronounce,
but it is usually used in the production of foamed plastics.
Now, we want to ask you, would you like fries with that?
Now I ask, would you like fries with that?
I mean, yeah.
Would you like fries with that?
Yeah, not me.
The McDonald's food does not decompose.
That's true.
That's actually true.
You could like get a McDouble for McDonald's
and leave it in a bag and check on it a week later.
It would probably look almost the exact same.
Like literally.
But why is it, is that like a bad thing though?
That's not normal, is it?
If it doesn't decompose, is it even real food?
With the use of many chemicals,
high levels of preservatives and fats,
your meal is likely to look the same for years to come.
That is, if you choose to save it.
Many tests have been conducted with McDonald's meals
to see if they decompose or grow mold.
The tests prove that the food
from the Golden Arches restaurants does not get moldy.
What?
Everyone is asking why?
Well, for starters, the food is very McFaddy, and high fat means low moisture.
Moist.
So, with those low moisture, ma'am cannot grow.
Bro, that's the first good one, I'm not gonna lie.
That's their first good movie clip they threw in there, I'm not gonna lie, that was a good one.
Every one of us has a McDonald's franchise right under the sea from three years ago, and it still looks the same.
Oh yeah, 100%.
Oh, 100%.
I've probably got like a thousand other ones under there.
Gits, burgers, or fries are left out. They completely dry out.
Within a few days of being left out, all of the remaining moisture in your burger has evaporated,
leaving you with some kind of weird jerky burger.
Dried meat makes sense, but it's been a mystery as to why the buns do not get moldy.
This is a little bit concerning when we think about putting this food in our bodies.
Now I've lost my appetite.
Yeah, you know what we need to do we need to get a McDouble on stream
I need to put it in a see-through jar and I can put it back here and see how long it stays the same for
The healthy McD's menu isn't really healthy. He's healthy
Looking for a healthy option you are better off making yourself a salad at home want to watch your calories. Oh, yeah
Here's a quarter pound of that's been dead been sitting here for a week. It literally looks the same. We're got to throw it away
Yeah, this has been sitting here for like a week.
Look at it.
It still looks like a quarter pounder.
That's crazy.
Look at it.
This looks like something you would pull out.
Pull out.
Let me see if I have the receipt.
No, it has no odor at all.
It has no odor.
I have no receipt, man.
We'll leave it there.
What's that going on about a month?
Sugar and salt intake when eating at McDonald's.
Then take it from us and go for the burger.
The burgers have less fat and calories than the salads.
And when we talk-
Yeah, exactly.
That's why I said eating McDonald's is like a cut meal.
Burger.
The burgers have less fat and calories than the salads.
And when we talk fats at McDonald's,
we don't mean good fats like avocados and nuts.
We mean the bad fats like saturated and trans fats.
These bad fats are-
I don't know about these trans fats no more.
...by blood pressure and more.
The bacon ranch salad with crispy chicken
has almost 500 calories and 28 grams of fat with 51% fat in there.
There is bean from fat.
Compare that to a double cheeseburger that has 430 calories and 21 grams of fat.
Why are the salads so McFaddy?
It comes down to the salad dressings, the croutons, and crispy high fat meats.
Let's not forget that the veggies are coated in chemicals too.
Does that sound healthy to you?
Fast food and healthy food are two different categories.
McDonald's does not make their food healthy because it would cost them a lot more and they would make less
So the return would be low. No, they don't do that because nobody would eat it because it would taste worse
Because at the end of the day the harsh reality is Chad is that food?
That's good for you doesn't taste that good
There they're yeah every now and then you'll run into one like you know like a steak for example like a steak tastes
Good, right? It's like one if you like steak chap
steak tastes good but even then an entire steak isn't that good for you because
there's so many calories in it you know what I mean over the years we have
become more health-conscious as a society trying to adapt by offering these
healthy but actually not so healthy options what about the yogurt parfait
that sounds like it's got to be healthy does it but it's the opposite if you
want to drive your system through a sugar rush then this item on
the menu will do it. It has 22 grams of sugar and is basically a calcium-filled sugar mine.
A Nick Cafe shake is a questionable sugar bomb. The jokes about the milkshake and ice cream machines
always being out of service. I know a lot of McDonald's got some of the best ice cream I've had,
though. It's not far off. McDonald's employees have confirmed that the reliability of these
machines is questionable. Not only do they break down all the time, but the repairs put
put the machine out of commission sometimes for a day or more.
We wonder if this has something to do with how in
Oh my!
employees also have admitted that the machines are only
cleaned about once a week.
Let us also mention that a Mickey D's McCafe shake is a
blend of vanilla ice cream and shake syrup, the main
ingredient being high-fructose corn syrup,
then topped with whipped cream and a sugary
Maraschino cherry
A small 12 ounce vanilla mid cafe shake has drum roll, please
59 grams of sugars and if you were to grab a large 22 ounce, you're looking at
99 grams of sugar, but wait
That's not that bad the strawberry flavored shake a large has even more sugar than the vanilla with
115 grand
Shake contains something like 50 chemicals that are used to imitate the flavors of strawberries with all this information
We think you should shake this one off
Oh my goodness the largest toy distributor in the world five shillings for the possessed
Think about the toy distributors. Do you automatically think Amazon Walmart or Toys R Us rip toys are us man. They were goaded
Before their financial troubles, most people do, but the largest toy distributor in the
world is none other than McDonald's.
That's crazy!
On average about 20% of McDonald's sales are Happy Meals, which feature some kind of
cake.
Wait, how much percent?
And McDonald's.
All the little toys included in Happy Meals add up.
On average about 20% of McDonald's sales are Happy Meals.
70% is happy meals.
Wait, I just have like a core memory for some reason.
This was like 15 years ago.
I remember going to McDonald's
and they were doing like a huge Shrek collaboration
and I got a cup with donkey on it.
And they have like a huge thing that said,
don't use this cup, it has poison in the paint,
that painted donkey on the cup.
Bro, do y'all remember that?
Dude, that was a long time ago.
I never drank that, I just used it, it was cool.
which features some kind of toy with 68 million meals sold on a daily basis.
You still got the tubs?
Dude, I bet they're days worth some money right now.
Yeah, I thought my mom probably still got them in the house.
Lot of toys, about 13.6 million toys a day.
No other toy distributor even comes close to that.
Did you know that this is a powerful tool McDonald's uses
to market the fast food chain to children?
And McDonald's has been serving happy meals since 1979.
They have surely got a lot of children hooked over that many years.
I'm hooked.
Most of the years I've had have the cognitive skills and developmental maturity to understand
the persuasive intent of marketing and advertising of these happy meals.
Researchers say fast food chains do this to develop alliance and trust at an early age,
and toys are a way of advertising directly to children.
There have been several lawsuits in the United States and Canada against them for advertising to children,
especially because they tied them to popular kids movies.
By creating an emotional bond with children,
they find the key to keep them coming back and aside...
That's not the key.
The key is that the parents don't feel like cooking nothing
so they just go to McDonald's.
...faceting happy meals with good memories from their childhood.
Smart and evil, if you think about it,
considering how unhealthy and filled with additives a happy meal is.
The only thing happy about it is the toy.
Well, somebody gets a good apple!
Man, at the end of the day, pretty much everything
is unhealthy.
What do you think about it?
You know what I mean?
Like, everything.
Like, say you go to the gas station, pump some gas.
You smelling infumes.
Guess what?
You're inhaling just straight up, just chemical action.
You know what I mean?
Like straight up chemical action, dude.
Straight up petroleum salad.
I would argue to say that salad's unhealthy too.
Because if you get the wrong thing on a salad,
it's bad legitimately, you know?
Jack, again, even breathing the air.
Breathing the air is bad.
Papers, please.
Oh, I forgot.
I said, let's go pay papers, please today, huh?
Cases Dingleberry's with the five what?
So do I get paper sleaze real quick?
Do y'all been telling me to play this game forever?
Well, is there butt naked people in it? Yeah, there's no way y'all can see my screen right now
There's no what there's no possible way y'all can see my screen right now. You can't see it
No, no
Yeah, okay, we're good. I got it going. I'm gonna play one round of house or while we're waiting
What's my world record on this arm class?
What is it?
13.
Okay, let's do this class.
Now, let's do this class.
Yo, Beats with the 25 gift and W Beats with the 25 gift.
Jack, give me some W's for Beaks.
Put the 25.
Get it.
Appreciate that, Beaks.
This looks good.
This looks good right here. This looks good.
Y'all mess with this?
We can try to go for the Spoilance World Record, Jack.
What the Spoilance mode is?
Where you spawn in, there's like five people.
There's random weapons on the ground.
Let's do that.
Let's just do Farmer.
farmer I don't want to abuse the I don't want to abuse the pitchfork though Chad
I said we rock with the act let's go let's do a spoilance to get warmed up
refund to make a new prediction real quick we're gonna do a spoilance
I can even weapon over shield no he got it current world record is 13 chat let's
see if we can get past 13 no it's 24 right didn't we get 24 in a row oh
Oh, you're hurting. I know you're hurting.
Turn away from this path. It is the truth.
What is what?
As sheathen are swears in honor.
DG, pitchfork, it's over.
Pitchfork, on everything I love, y'all gotta nerf the pitchfork.
Y'all have to.
No, like, seriously nerf the pitchfork, bro.
Like, actually nerf it.
Like, there's nothing you...
If you're one-v-wanting somebody with a pitchfork,
and you don't have a pitchfork,
you just lost.
Straight up.
Please nerf it.
I don't want to have to use the pitchfork to compete.
Let's rock this class, Chad.
Let's go.
Rock this class.
1v1 world record in this class.
Chad, I'm using this weapon.
Lock in.
There's one.
Gotta see somebody type in the chat
and say they're closing all Wendy's.
Wait, what?
I don't even care if they closed all Wendy's
because I literally, I'm giving up fast food anyway.
So y'all ain't even gonna bait me with that no more.
Yo, Godzilla with the five gift depreciation.
There's one.
Lock in.
world record. The world record is what we said it at. Is this a pen to message? See this is,
see chat, this is why I can't go for world records anymore because now there's a video from six
hours ago of some goober on youtube uploading a video that said I beat queso's world record
in half sword 33 victories in single combat. This is why I really can't go for world records
anymore because as soon as I start doing it all of you absolute goober start going for it and then
upload a video man that is the exact reason why I quit going for the for the 60 seconds reatomized
world record because all you goober seen that I was going for the world record then y'all want
to start going for it ban the whole chat bro bro ban everybody in here even if y'all didn't do
nothing just just ban everybody even if they didn't do nothing just ban oh no I
think y'all are commenting on it you're funny come in here commenting this yo
beat see what the fuck if this ain't no situation where you can be like oh oh
oh oh no they wouldn't do it because you started going for the record they
was just going for the world record anyway and they just happened to beat
your world record you can't say that because it's literally titled I beat
Caso's World Record in Half Sword 33-8-3 single-time!
She knew chicken finger tacos!
When was Pico in Creamy Chipotle Ranch?
Hello everybody, today I'm gonna beat the World Record in Half Sword, which was set by Caso on the 14th of August.
That was yesterday! Just say yesterday!
24 victories in a row with the peasant class. He had a pitchfork, which he banned from the World Record settings.
Wait, he actually complied with the band though.
Wait, wait, wait, he actually complied with the band.
Yo, hold up, bro.
Wait, what?
Taco Bell releasing nostalgia menu with items from every decade.
1960s tostada, 1970s dream burrito.
So y'all gonna do all this and not bring back y'all will literally do anything except bring back the steakhouse burrito like y'all will actually do anything y'all doing all this except the steakhouse burrito.
Y'all doing all this except the Steakhouse burrito.
I'm about to take my draws off, man.
So I'm going to use the act.
I hit him right in.
So what I've learned is, you're cheating.
You're using a long whip and you're cheating.
What is happening?
The game doesn't want me to continue.
What I've learned is, when you try to.
All right.
We just got to set a higher world record in this class.
Let's go.
Chad, what are we on?
Are we on two right now?
Are we on two?
Let's go.
We're on two, correct?
He has a spear, Gigi.
Let's go back to the peasant class real quick.
Let's talk and reclaim my world record.
Forget that class.
The last one we're playing paper, please.
You think you're gonna beat my world record?
You think 33 is easy to stand?
No, it's not.
I'm about to reclaim my throne.
There's one.
There's one.
Since I banned the spear,
I'm gonna use the other long weapon.
I'm not using this, doesn't matter.
I just clicked on the wrong thing,
I'm still gonna win this.
Wait, refund, refund?
I gotta win this real quick.
Call me, they call me him.
That doesn't count though, that doesn't count,
that doesn't count.
All right, now start to prediction.
Let's get this record back, come on.
Yo team with the fight.
Hold them, please.
For real, as our game is there in blood spilt,
twigs us.
I'll straight up kill that guy.
Careful, we lost to a dude with a knife.
See, look, he got me, he got me.
Let's go.
Strikes, throw precise.
I'M STRIKED!
Too much has been lost while lost and more.
I just sold, I sold the bag, I sold the bag.
He rocked me, he rocked me, he rocked me.
He's hurt, YES!
That world record's 33.
Have to, y'all actually have to nerf the pitch for it.
There's, even if it touches you, you die.
Like that's the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Like even if it touches you, you die.
You have to nerf that thing.
And there's no way you can attack somebody with it.
That's it.
Attack from the side, you can't!
I can't go through the side!
He instantly turns it!
Bro, what do you think this is?
Bloodborne?
You can't parry in this game!
It's like one if I got scammed.
The game y'all have literally been telling me to play for like pushing a year now.
I'm finally gonna pay play papers, please.
What do I need to know about it before I play it, chat?
Nobody said anything.
Thanks, chat.
Is this similar to light? That's not my neighbor. Obviously this game came out way
before, but. Greston Border Checkpoint. Border Checkpoint! Contribampley!
I did for you and your family in East Greston. Expect a class A dwelling. To work!
We got no will? November 23rd. These cameras are on my face. Can't bloody to move it.
Inspector, welcome to your new position at Greston Border Checkpoint. So I'm a
a border checkpoint guard stamp passport entry visa and return documents to
entry entry is restricted to ours the talking citizens only pay attention to
passport nationality okay also this is where they walk in there where am I
supposed to move it to bottom right or top right shutter counter I'm not sure
to get rulebook. It's the rulebook.
I audio transcript bulletin storage time and date.
Okay. What do I do with this?
How do I start?
Why don't you say it bottom now?
Finally, I can return home.
So y'all are indecisive.
I'm not going to lie.
We're going down here.
Lock in, bro.
Is this your passport, sir?
Entry visa
Data birth 1934 his name is Alex. I think
What's ISS mean is that?
Is he good to go?
Yo Reagan with the five. I'm not move the face cam again shove about the bed everybody in here. He's good
Entry must have a passport
Ars to Tatoch skin and citizens only
But is he ars to Tatoch skin? I?
I can't tell it says I don't see where it says that at oh
It does okay. You're good to go then yeah
Yeah, you're good to go. I have a good one. Thank you. Thank you for shopping with us
You're welcome. That's easy. That's this job is easy
Next
Hello, how you doing this checkpoint is smaller than I expected I'm smaller than you expected, huh cuz I'm skinny
Um, where are you from?
Villard Maxwell.
It doesn't look like you're from, you're from Empor.
So this is a denial, right, Chad?
This is a denial right here.
Sorry, sir.
You're not from Aztotox.
I can't let you through, buddy.
Unfortunate, that's just life.
Have a good one.
Nets!
Don't say nothing, Chad.
I have.
I've been waiting in this line for eight hours.
I hope it was worth it.
I should turn you down just for saying that, Goober.
Republia?
Hey, buddy, I got bad news for you.
You can't come through.
You stood eight hours for nothing, buddy.
Have a good night.
Sorry.
Yep.
What you say to me?
How you doing, sir?
Doing good?
Ours to talk's good.
You're good to go, sir.
Chat W first day is an employee, right?
I feel like I'm doing good.
You're good.
Next, Inspector, from today, foreigners with a valid passport are permitted to enter.
Your booth's inspection hardware is now installed.
Check all passport information carefully for discrepancies, deny any entrant with inconsistent
information.
So, if there's a discrepancy chat, we press this and then press the discrepancy.
All right, let's go.
Hello, sir.
How you doing today?
You doing good?
This is a denial, right? He doesn't have a passport.
That is his passport?
Oh.
Okay, everything looks to be in order then.
Open your book.
Read the notes. I read the notes.
You're slow, buddy. This is my second day.
And y'all are tripping right now.
All right, I'm denying them.
Sorry, I can't come through.
Ted, it's my second day, man!
Hey, sir, how are you doing? Are you doing good?
1031 of 1982.
That's expired. That's expired buster. What's up with the exploration? You cannot enter using
an expired document. Please let me do. Man get out of my face. What you talking about?
Please let me do. Get out of here. Come on. Please let me do. Come on somewhere. Hey
ma'am, how you doing? 1983. You're good. Okay. Yep. You're good. Wait. That picture
picture does not look the same.
Ma'am, you do not look like what you look like in the passport, can you explain?
It's an old picture, well too bad, you know what else is old, turning people down, get
up out my face.
You idiot, hurry up, I'm meeting a bus soon, you ain't never gonna meet that bus if you
keep giving me an attitude.
Unfortunately, she looks good to go, go.
Chad, it wasn't expired, what's all talk about?
How you doing sir you doing good 1983 picture looks the same everything looks to be in order
you're good to go sir sir you're good to go have a good one W employee man hello handsome
you're good to go man parents internet went off alright man you're good to go wait am
Am I still getting paid?
It's my clock out.
Next!
Hey man, how you doing?
Doing good?
1983, uh huh.
You look good to go as well, man.
Thank you.
This dude's trying to do this stuff!
He did this stuff!
Entry for non-citizens is now regulated.
All foreigners require a valid entry ticket.
Verify information before stamping password,
entry visa, okay?
Entry ticket valid on 1982 1125 that that that's valid everything seems to be valid here ma'am. Yeah, she's good to go
You're good to go ma'am
Have yourself a good night. Thank you so much
How you doing sir brand Patrick Patrick brand, okay?
1983 where's he from I can't tell
He doesn't have a ticket. How do I ask him about that?
just gonna deny him you can't come through sir sorry you just straight up
can't go through book can't come through sir sorry
next yeah he ain't got no take we can't let him do that's all it is hey ma'am
hey ma'am ma'am okay she does have a valid ticket okay everything looks valid
here. Take this too. I don't need this, ma'am. How you doing, sir? Okay, ticket. You do have
a ticket and it's valid. Ooh, sir, expired. Sir, this is expired. Can you explain why?
I don't know what to say. Get up. You don't know what to say. Talk about you don't know
what to say you better say something hey man okay I don't need your input ma'am but uh okay
tickets valid okay that chin is also valid yeah you're good to go you're good to go ma'am have a
good one how you doing sir 1983 sir this entry ticket uh something ain't matching up right here
You don't know what to say? Well, I'll tell you what to say, uh, you better call a taxi
buster, because you ain't coming through!
Yes!
How you doing, ma'am? You doing good? Okay. Yeah, looks good to me. Looks good to me, ma'am.
Have yourself a good night. Thank you.
Eris off? Buddy, what? Oh, my goodness. Sir, give me your papers. Sir, give me
your pet me get out of my face!
Thanks to yeah wait what the rule but
chat the rule book does nothing man
the rule book literally says nothing my
goodness
what do i compare it with i don't
understand
wait what this dude thinks he can get
through without a passport so i'm out of
my cup this dude just wasted my time
for no reason what a doober man
How are you doing sir? A ticket? Tickets valid, everything looks valid here.
Have yourself a good one sir, thank you.
Chairman, I'm good employee. What in city? So they can only go here chat?
They can only go to these cities? And you have no ticket? Ma'am, why do you not have a ticket?
can you explain yourself? Here it is. Oh bro had one chat. I was about to turn them down to CW employee.
I'm getting better. It's valid. Everything looks valid right here. You're good to go sir. Thank you.
Day three was better. I'm not gonna lie. Fuck it's just God. Stricter credential requirements have
been instituted. Ours to talk in, citizens must show their ID card. Foreigners must secure
and present a valid entry permit.
Entry tickets are no longer sufficient, Chad.
OK, a new chapter, detailing, documentation,
just like an energy rule, check all information thoroughly,
deny any applicants with OK, yeah.
Chad, scale of 1 to 10, how good am I to be honest?
OK, we have this entry permit.
It must have a seal.
These are the only two seals that are valid, Chad.
All right, look, y'all got to lock in.
only these two seals are valid hello ma'am how you doing oh we're asking a bunch of questions huh
okay Felicia 1984 here's her entry permit it does have a stamp on it Chad it has a stamp
wait this looks good everything looks good here she's good to go thank you ma'am have a good one
I'm here on chat next
Chat it wasn't wrong
Ma'am, where's your uh, where's your what's it called at wait? She don't need one does she she don't need a what's it called?
Hey, that's right. Okay. This is correct. This is correct. She's good
No, she don't need a passport chat wait. She needs the ID card, huh?
Yeah, she needs an ID card.
Hey, where's your ID card, ma'am?
W employee.
She needs a passport?
Y'all are selling me.
They took away my passports?
We're going to let her get one for free, Ski?
All right, I guess.
You give me one to give, or then she won't allow two.
It was used for a denial.
This I'm selling.
Now, entry tickets are no longer viable, I'm afraid.
Yeah.
You need a what's it called, man?
What does she need?
She needs a what's it called?
She needs a entry permit.
Really going to give me attitude?
I bet.
Oh, no, that's cool.
Yeah, let me do.
All right, I'll let you do.
Get out of my face right now.
You ain't coming through here.
You ain't going to do nothing about it.
Visiting, huh? Visiting, huh?
He's here for a visit for 14 days, chat.
14 days. Everything was good to me.
His name, not his name's good.
Oh, my goodness, you're right.
It doesn't match.
Oh, we got a problem.
I have two different names.
He's good. Oh, deny him.
All right, Buster, you can't come through.
Sorry.
That's what the chat said.
So I don't know how to inspect.
Yeah, I got it.
Read these.
Well, I'm trying to read, but every time I stop to read,
y'all tell me to hurry up.
This is expired.
Please let me pass.
My son is waiting.
Well, your son's going to be waiting even longer, man.
You should have had your paperwork in order.
Get up out my face.
She said curse you.
Yeah, I got it.
Work trip, huh?
Work trip, huh?
ma'am Tatiana no it's Tatiyaka okay everything was good here everything was
good here ma'am have a good one chat her name was correct don't start
how are you ma'am we doing good ooh ma'am the names ain't matching look at that
chat I'm locked she's good to go compare the alias she don't know what to say
you can't come through lady can't come through sorry not anyway I've done that
anyway are you kidding me it's this goober again this is the most fake
If you don't get up out of my face, stop playing with me, please!
That was the fakest passport I've ever seen in my life.
Hey, he looks good to go. Good to go.
Was that the worst day yet or the best day yet?
You are now authorized to detain suspicious individuals.
Anybody that gives me an attitude is getting arrested.
Ain't you enable detention options?
How you doing ma'am? Hope you're having a beautiful day today.
Uh, today. Okay, you're here for two months. Hey, that's good.
This is also...
Ma'am.
Ma'am, I'm afraid your passport numbers don't match. What's the issue with this?
It must be a mistake. The document is valid.
Hey, wait. Don't arrest me, please.
Ha-ha!
Lock her up!
Next!
Was that an unjustified arrest, by the way, Chad?
Was that justified?
I think you're good to go on on the lock.
You're good to go have a good one.
Check the date of birth was right.
Is this the murderer guy that we saw?
Wait, is this him?
Wait a second.
He doesn't have any discrepancies though.
Wait, no, that's the wrong stamp.
No, it's not.
That's the right stamp.
What do I do here?
Just detain him?
Bro, you can't.
There's no, you have to question him first.
On the passport?
He's cooked.
He's cooked!
He's cooked!
I WASTED!
W employee.
Do I recognize you?
Uh, ma'am, hold on.
Hold on, that does not look like him.
I had...
You had surgery.
Oh my goodness, it's actually her.
Jack, can you believe it?
That is insane. Oh my goodness, what?
Yo, better by saying how about time is ticking and hurry up. Let me do my job
Wait, you don't look the same either man
What okay, she's here for two days. I'm here for two days
This looks good. This looks good chat. Yeah, you're good to go now
have a good night thank you this people say the expiration date it wasn't
expired it was expired I'm beginning a warning right now she was good to go here
for six months ooh that's expired sir that's expired what this is a mistake I
just renewed it well that's a mistake that's not gonna let you through buddy
Sorry. Can't do nothing for you. Have a good one.
W employee.
Okay, yep.
Look, this don't look like you, ma'am.
I don't know what to say it's me.
Let's see what the data says, ma'am.
Rummy them fingerprints.
I would like to apologize.
You're good to go.
I don't know what happened, but hey, you're good to go.
How you doing, Bubba?
Duration forever?
Chat he's looking good to go here. He's looking good to go. Can I lock in chat?
Everybody's saying no when it's literally correct because it wasn't wrong
It wasn't yeah, your husband just went through ma'am. We need a we need a passport. I'm not gonna lie ma'am
We gonna need a we gonna need a
We gonna need a
We gonna need a entry permit is what I meant
please I beg you they would not give me a permit I have no choice I would be
killed if I return oh I'm so sorry the Ministry of Labor has instituted a
special program to control immigrant labor travelers entering for work are
required to have a valuation huh wait a minute stamp seems to be correct
Everything seems to be good here.
His name, not his name's correct.
He's good to go, Chad.
His hair.
Chad, his hairline is the exact same that it was.
He just grew out of Mohawk.
Could a man not grow out of Mohawk without y'all judging?
Huh?
Talk about his hair.
Next!
How you doing, man?
Hold on.
Hold on just one second, man.
Just one second, man.
That's not valid.
That's not valid.
it what there's not a oh it does have the name under there never mind my bad
wait is that one valid though channel my slow am I going way too slow right now
all right she might be good to go I'm not gonna want food service hey I'm gonna
let you go through yes ma'am you have yourself a good one okay thank you so
much for stopping by thank you please help what you mean how you go see
Please help Danny Luda Roxanne that name is spelled right. I read it instantly. Okay construction. All right
She looks pretty good. She looks good to go. Yeah, you're good to go, man. Thank you. Thank you, man. Have a good one
She was good
What's good buster?
You're here to visit friends for a month. Huh? All right. Javier
Uh-huh. He looked good. Good to go. Yep. Good to go. Have yourself a good one, sir. You want this card, by the way?
I don't want.
Should I do it good, right? I know you didn't come through here again. Wait, did bro lock in? No, you're getting turned down for the third time.
You absolute goober man. Buddy, that's not a town. I'm gonna just let him through.
Bro, please don't come back, man!
Yusuf. Yusuf Bekharov.
Okay.
Sir, unfortunately, we got an expiration date.
That's expired.
I have it.
Must be a tight, tight-bolt...
Man, get out of here.
I won't say everybody else's fault, but you're a fault, huh?
Get up out of here!
How you doing, sir?
I have it.
I have it.
Ooh, better about you, sir.
should I deny him chat I feel like we should just deny him yeah we gotta do
the moral thing here get out of here I mean we did it for for moral standards
though chat we did it because we have morals okay she's here for work we
lost the rulebook yeah where's the rulebook we look that just not match
what oh it does dude I'm tripping bad my bad um I'm so sorry ma'am I apologize
for that that is that is my fault I would like to apologize you're good to
go man you're good to go man thank you have a good one here to visit friends
okay here to visit friends check everything was good here check everything
was good I'm not gonna lie you're good to go man have a good Gg no worker
permit no she wasn't here for work she should have visit friends where is
your please go on a scale of one to ten I gotta use the restroom that's a terrible
call chat horror game and then world record attempt after man I'm ripped dude
It should be borderline criminal to be this ripped.
Chat, let me tell you, it should be borderline criminal to be this ripped.
You know what I mean?
Me when I lie?
What you mean?
I'm not lying, though.
Y'all think I'm lying, chat?
Yo, Diana with the 5W Diana.
The smear isn't looping like every two seconds.
What is happening?
Come to the Zonsen Warehouse.
I am the head of the security service.
I will be your guide at this facility.
Listen to my hints and follow where I tell you.
You are currently in the private acceptance area.
Wow!
It is my garden and all these wonderful boxed mirrors sent to be placed in the warehouse.
You will meet the warehouse guards.
They have gone a little wild and start working here.
Therefore, it is better to avoid that there is also a chance to try to open the door.
Why are you talking over yourself?!
Chiefs, these are generally insane creatures.
They wander through warehouses in search of prey to seal and devour.
Be careful!
GROB! Why you, Goober?
Oh no, we gotta turn that head bob off.
Uh-uh.
Where's that at?
Uh-oh, chat, you can't turn it off.
Game of the year, it could be.
I'm gonna get CC playing this.
Chat, I don't know what's going on, but I'm kinda scared.
Sir, can you tell me what I gotta be doing here?
Who keeps telling me to turn off the camera?
Huh?
Welcome to Designs and Warehouse.
I am the head of the security service.
I will be your guide at this facility.
Listen to my hints and follow where I tell ya.
You are currently in the private acceptance area.
Here, cars are unloaded and all goods are checked before they are sent to be placed on the way.
You will meet the warehouse guards.
They have gone a little wild with the stars working off.
Therefore, you can make your way back to this wonderful city.
That's like one if that was game of the year that might be that just might be game of the year right there
Like I'm telling you right here right now
It just might be I'm telling you chat the game awards bro
What is up with this loading screen by the way?
New 10,000 bits
Yo, weaver with the 10,000 bits give me some W's for weaver with the 10,000 bits
chat w weaver with the 10,000 bits I appreciate that weaver w weaver man all
right let's see what this is chat Kobe
when silence has crept into our lives just the most a I followed the
disappearance of our friends our neighbors our families taking from
their homes without a trace fear is settled in the fear of the unknown
The invisible, who refuse to be silenced, who are ready to face the unknown, enough to survive the horror.
Turn this sensitivity down just a little bit.
Hey, Chad, it does have a sensitivity.
You can't turn the sensitivity down.
Super Blaster Bros.
That's my favorite.
This is kind of a vibe. I'm not gonna lie. I kind of mess with this house.
I don't know what's up with the ominous music though.
Got a pizza?
Oh my goodness, throw it in the oven.
Exactly, uh, what exactly do they want me to do?
The lights just went off. Why?
The circuit breakers must have tripped.
What you want me to do about it?
Where am I going?
Where does that someone has hit me over the head?
What am I hiding from?
Am I here to fix the circuit breakers?
I don't understand. What am I supposed to do?
Fixed. We're good, chat.
Get the crib.
Shut on the TV.
Who tried to cut the power? I will call the police.
Oh, everybody's seen this screen before chat.
Yeah.
When you when you're like on on on your PlayStation or something,
then the power goes off or you accidentally unplug it from the back
of the other PlayStation, then you boot it back up.
This is the next thing it says.
You know what I mean?
Wait, did my internet just go out?
All right, so we're going to call the phone. Where the phone at?
I ain't going to lie to you. This is a nice apartment.
This ain't bad at all.
What's that cheese?
Oh, here's the phone call. Police?
Yes, thank you for your call.
What?
I understand your concern.
That was like six doctors!
It's like the burglars that you caught.
They often cut off the electricity before breaking into people's homes.
They must have fled.
We'll send a patrol to check the area.
Stay indoors and come to the police station tomorrow morning to file a report.
Yes ma'am.
Stay vigilant and call us again if there's a problem.
Yes ma'am, we'll do.
Ha ha see see see see see see see see see we can't be open to that.
You know what I mean? We can't be open to that. Nobody's there. There's somebody right behind me.
There's somebody right behind us right now. Oh, we're good. Are we gonna go to sleep or something?
GG, we're cooked. Massive. The better option is to rest for a while. Tomorrow I will check
what the poll means. I don't know if it's a good idea to sleep right after the loading
screen goes... Yep, somebody's in our house. I'm the closet. I can't. Go out the door.
I didn't say check the people! Somebody's in your house! You'll get you with a 5.
I see someone standing in there one of them did not survive. Oh really?
How could you tell by the dead body laying on the ground all right looks like we got a gas station up here
So let's just go you'll scroll with the five
Well chat they wouldn't line with the title of chapter three. We are in a forest right now
Oh, we're in the forbidden forest. How did you find that? I don't know man
but I really went in my sixth sense to get that one.
Bigger plot twist, this isn't the right key.
No, it is.
First thing I would do is I would pick up this shovel
in this hook and walk around dual wielding.
Oh, we got some blood, what's going on?
It's the egg with the crusties.
There's a lot of people that got mad at me
for my take with the eggs with the crusties on the edge.
But I don't care.
Eggs with the crusties on the edge is nasty, man.
That's gross.
If you like crusty action on the corner of the eggs,
wrong or what's wrong with you? Bro that's nasty man. There's nothing worse than some
crusty action on the eggs dude. So nasty man maybe I'm gonna puke. Don't mind if I do. Just
sent me a picture of some eggs that she added with some crust action on it. That's gross.
The best way to cook eggs by the way? No crust? Oh there wasn't. Oh wait nevermind
that's no crust action. Chat the best way to cook eggs is with water. You ever
cook all's eggs with water. Look, here's what here's the best way to cook eggs and the healthiest,
right? You get your pan, you get some pams, some of that spray to make the pan not to make the pan
not stick. You spray some pams on the pan to get it good and like moist. You put the you put the
pan back on the stove, you crank it up, you get you you get you some water, maybe like this
much water right here, right? Then you get you a lid for the pan. You turn it up. Once
it gets hot enough you hear some sizzle action. You dump that little bit of water in there
with the egg. Then you put the lid on it and it's steaming. You cook it with steam.
It's good too. Chair, y'all can't sit here and tell me ooh when I'm sitting here telling
you that it's good. I know where his head was. Hey, how you doing? What? Oh, sounded
like Scooby-Doo for a second.
Is it just me or did he teleport up the stairs right there?
That's crazy that I found that kid.
That's some real gamer stuff right there.
Okay, my mom made up the strap, but still.
So there's a dude with a missing head in the attic.
So if we grab this, we can give his head back.
Cookie, get a milk instead, you'll think me later.
You are literally banned from the stream.
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
So we're somehow magically at the police station now.
Or are we at the POV of a cop?
go to that place?
Yes, it's me again.
I hope the investigation is progressing on your end.
The other team just left the house.
They didn't find a body, but we have several leads.
One of these leads points to the old port in the abandoned part.
One of the uncles has an export business.
We should go check on site if there has been any recent activity.
Don't take any risks.
I'll send help as soon as I have people available.
This might be the best game we've ever played.
Literally set it like a Coleman mini bike starting up.
Bro, where are we?
Gators, why do IRL?
You go check the warehouses at the plant.
Chad, how you think the plot's gonna end?
It appears we have some, the door is welded shut.
Are we ready?
Is we ready?
What day did we get to yesterday, Chad?
My stormy home.
Chad, lock in.
Yo, we can you pin the speedrun.com
record again. Doobers know. The guy that just said it else to have. Buddy, we haven't even started yet, you doober.
Swimfish with the 5,000 bits chat. Give me some Ws for swimfish with the 5,000 bits.
Appreciate you, swimfish with the 5,000 bits. W swimfish. What happens if we don't lock in?
Then we're not going to get this world record, but we are. Chat, look. Does anybody here actually
believe how poetic would it be if we took a break from this game for six months we come back on
the second day back and get the world record tell me that wouldn't be like a like a like a story book
see anybody that doesn't know that's actually it won't happen and what when it what what's gonna
happen when it does it no chat look so the people that wasn't here for the months that we went
for this world record when we got to number six in the world i'm gonna keep bringing that up
if we did this this would be the greatest achievement of my life chronically
and I've ran a triathlon in one anyway let me show y'all real quick
yo killer clown with the 50 gift insolves chat give me some w's for killer
clown with the 50 gift insolves w killer clown I appreciate you killer
clown appreciate you for the 50 get the thank you killer clown w killer
clown chat. Ladies and gentlemen, if you are new here and you don't know, most days survived
in 60 seconds, re-atomized hard mode world record is currently 484 days, right? Which
was upped by some absolute goobers who started going for this after they saw me going for
it curse you in your whole bloodline for that we are currently number 22 in the
world with 345 days survived which is our personal best okay we're 22nd in the
world we used to be number six 22nd in the world's gotten us 345 days that's
our personal best I might like actually get naked and get banned on Twitch if
If I want to beat my personal best like you don't understand this is a big deal
Look chat. Let's be realistic before we before we do
Chat think about this right personal best is three hundred forty five days
Say we made it to three seventy
That would immediately put us in the top 13, right?
Say we made it to four hundred. We'd be in the top ten in the world
Why is there a ad that keeps popping a piece of cake on my screen?
Yo killer clown with another 50 gifted subs give me some more w's for killer clown with the
100 total gifted subs man chat w killer clown bro. I appreciate that man
W killer clown bro appreciate you for a hundred get it type one if you believe chat
Chat type one if you believe
Remember our personal best is
345 world records for 84. It's not
I'm not gonna say it's not out it's it's not out of reach. Okay, it's not
Let's go. Let's go chat. Come on man
We lock in we fry
strictly business dude
strictly business
That's it. I wasted three seconds
And there's already people saying they all scab chat. Come on man
grab the horse, grab the horse, radio, lock, okay this isn't bad
the harmonica, the flashlight, wait a minute chat let me cook dude
med kits in here grab a water real quick grab the spray, grab the food, grab the
water, grab three food and one water right here yes checkers and food miss
anything gas mask did I really not get the gas mask no way
Hey bro, where was the gas mask?
Chad counted three foods and one water.
That's what we got.
Three food, one water.
There's some food, there's a med kit,
harmonica's in the back room.
No, I didn't, I got more than two.
You gotta count the stuff, keep count.
Y'all can't count.
I got more than two waters.
What are y'all talking about?
You're supposed to be saying that during the scab!
Is there a new prediction?
Okay, there's a new prediction.
It's a refund we know
There's not even supposed to be a refund. It's just one food cow waters one food
Look harmonica's back here med kids got to be back here, too. It is I think y'all liar
Bad seed bad seed horrible seed horrible seeds
Yo tall you absolute to brain sale having goobers out here that are saying scam refund
Can you stop for months we did the same thing if I rescab it's not a refund
you keep the same prediction that makes no sense why would you refund on every
single rescab that's the dumbest thing in history they paid the doubters no they
I did not odds not you need to tell me what my chat let's miss chat go ahead and stitch wait
Wait, I'm actually cooking. It's a food and water situation looking like three and three
I think we can work with three and three. I think we can work with three and three right three work with three and three
Yo chat y'all actually have no brain cells and y'all don't know how predictions work once as once y'all got scammed
There's no refunding it. It's over chat. It's over. This is it the first time a mod scams y'all
It's done your points are gone from that if you got scammed. They're gone chat straight up. They're gone
They're literally gone. You got scammed
What you want me to do about it? I can't turn back the hands of time y'all got scammed
I don't know who scammed y'all, but y'all got scammed. This been going on for months
There ain't no way y'all don't know this by now
And walk them back then you better get on the phone with twitch.tv
TV, call up the CEO and say, hey, mister, I need my channel points back from a scammed
prediction in Mr. Koso's chat, sir.
Please and thank you.
Don't blame me.
I didn't scam y'all.
Won't you make them back?
We got to restart the scam.
Guess who's fault it is.
So you know what's going to happen now?
Every single person that's ever typed the word scam or refund in this chat, it's
now getting banned and you're gone forever. I don't care if they said it eight months ago,
go through their chat logs and find them. I don't care if they said scam literally when I first
started streaming if they've ever typed that they're getting blamed for this. Charisma to five.
Chat, we're going for a world record. Can we walk in? Walk in. Kidding! Matter of fact,
I'll take it a step farther anybody who's ever typed the letter R e f you in or D in any
sentence in any capacity in this chat is banned.
How we feel about that chat chat how we feeling man lock in so everyone yeah even the mods
chat what should happen to the mod that scams you.
We should ban the mob that scams y'all.
Prison!
Did I miss anything?
I don't think I missed anything.
Wait this might be it.
This might be the warm record scams I guess.
I think I got it, didn't I?
Did I get the harmonica?
Oh my goodness I was here.
Oh my goodness I was here.
This could be it.
I know the water and food situation isn't the best but I can work with this because
we have a briefcase.
We're going to send Teddy with a briefcase and a map and see if he goes crazy.
Lock in a chat. Let's go.
This could be it.
This could be it.
Chat lock in.
Bro, you're canceled after this scam.
Yo, Sly the samurai.
If I would have been canceled for a scam out of and canceled a year ago.
This is Bro's first scam.
Noob.
This is your first time you got scammed.
What a noob.
Hear me out.
We're gonna send Ted with the briefcase and the map.
And let's hope he goes crazy with it.
Is this a bad idea?
Case, give me a good luck, Ted.
We're sending them.
Good luck, Ted.
Good luck, Ted.
If Ted doesn't come back,
I am going to be very angry,
like beyond, beyond reprieve, they say.
Just get past 50 so I can get my points back.
You know I could actually scam all by dying
before day 51 and you get double scammed but I'm not gonna do that cuz I'm not a
scammer yeah try it to us please don't wait that worked wait I think we just got
something what do we get and we got nothing okay we need scab I almost
said scab and Ted at the same time we need Ted to come back with a crazy
That's what we need.
See, this is why it's useless to grab everything on the scabs anyway.
We got to save the book. Out of the three, the book is the most important item.
So we're about to lose the med kit and the radio.
It is what it is.
Literally is what it is, Chad.
Good news is, Chad.
Good news is, we have the spray.
Which means, which means we can craft another med kit.
another med kit. If Ted has a bad staff, I'm gonna lose it. We need a good one here. Wait,
I think we get a food and water here. Hang on. I think we get a food and water here.
We got a food. Progress. We'll take that. Water. We're gonna feed the Lors tomorrow.
Ted, come back. Big staff. Big staff. Big staff. Generational staff. Oh my goodness.
generational scab he lost the briefcase in the map but it's fine
for foods for waters and a new medkit that's what I'm talking about Ted see
Ted I think Ted wants this world record let's go Ted now imagine this imagine a
world where we send him on the second scab and he comes back with even more
chat w-10 bro chat w-10 we got a water 10 today we got a water Dolores tomorrow
but chat the bad news is can't steal go have to die
all right let's let's let Dolores go answer the phone Ted did a good deed
chat you'll understand that kind of scab for Ted is literally one in in like
50. No lie.
What did this goober just type in the chat?
Your band nerd have a good one I took over the stream.
What did I just read?
Somebody said W take over.
Yo Ted, can you get untired so you can go on another stab?
I understand you get a good stab, but you've got to get back out there you bum!
I'm sorry. No I'm not. I still hate you.
The horse is mine. She likes me more than you anyway.
Why do you think Timmy has red hair?
Huh? Exactly!
Apologizing to him. I'm apologizing to y'all for having to hear that. I'm not sorry to Ted. Good luck, Ted
Imagine he comes back from his staff with another was something else crazy. There's no shot
There's no shot. She's starting. Of course. You're starting to lose her. Those are two items that are absolutely
Irreplaceable we are we cannot trade the lock in the axe. Absolutely not in case y'all didn't know chat look
There are like a handful of items in the game that are irreplaceable that you can't get rid of you can't get rid of the ax
The harmonica you can get rid of the gun because I can get one back in the lock
So obviously no trigger
What's the lock for it keeps bandits out and also if you go out when you're the only one in the shelter
It keeps you from breaking in while you're gone
Because you go out with no lock and you're the only person in the shelter and the book
Yeah, you're right. The book is irreplaceable
Ted's never coming back even if he don't come back he still went crazy I'm not gonna lie.
He put us in a really good position we didn't lose we're not doing this either thank you for the bless you.
Was that a realistic sneeze chat?
I feel like I killed that I'm not gonna lie.
No do not do this do not do this.
I think Ted's dead Ted I think he's dead.
How many days have you been gone?
But you Ted I actually hate you.
something good and then you just completely die on the second scab you are such a bum if you really
wanted this world record you would have had that scab and then another scab on top of it but instead
you did and you left your wife in here alone to die i hate you w ten for finding a better life
had died buddy we still have a lot of opportunities to get food and water we've got to play our
cards right. You know 60 seconds developers first off put my uh put me a skin in the game
and let me replace Ted we've been talking about this for months second off you neither need to
remove this trade option or buff it buff it significantly because two waters for a med
kid is the most disrespectful trade option I've ever seen and I'm pretty sure nobody in the
history of this game has ever selected this like that's how sure I am I am so sure that
Nobody that's ever touched this game has ever selected this option like both into like like six
maybe six and
Even then six. I don't know if I could do for six. Yeah, can you do for six? I don't think I do for six like eight maybe
I would consider it
You know the world record selected it bro. No, they did day 31 casual day 31
I joined from Tiktok because twitch is better. Yo w viewer man get that new body
Viewer bro, see that's what I'm talking about right there 33
Thanks, I don't want to jinx that. No, don't do this. We can die doing that
Chat look chat look. I don't want to jinx nothing here. Listen. I
Don't want to jinx nothing here, but this is looking good
Yo, Matrix, what the five give that we're gonna feed and water her tomorrow?
Someone knocks at the door, who could it be?
Perhaps a trade option?
Good look, nope, it's her, it's the sister who want me to help her brother.
Good look, that ain't my job, ma'am.
I gotta help myself.
You're trying to get a world record out of here.
Think Brazilian with the five?
I don't need it, you get that name.
You got it like completely original.
Like no dashes, no numbers or anything.
Just straight up thick Brazilian.
The World Records watching.
Oh, I'm sure he is.
I am literally so sure that he's in here watching right now because all the reason he has the
World Records is because he's told me going for it.
I know he's in here.
He's probably shaking in his boots too.
He probably started booting up the game the past couple of days like, oh, man,
he's gonna get me.
Yeah, I am.
bro started running scrims the past couple days bro started running scrims man food today we're gonna
water tomorrow dude i really wish we had a radio the fact that the radio's still broken is like bad
but we can't get a new radio what's the record uh 484 click the click the pin the link it'll
take you to the leaderboard one number 22 yo bob with the 25 get the give me some w's for bob
with the 25 gifted chat. Give me some W's for Bob with the 25 gifted subs. I appreciate that, Bob.
No, we're not doing that. No Hughes with the five as well. Appreciate the Hughes.
All right, this isn't going bad. This is not going bad. Not how do you spell I cup? Buddy,
that was a popular joke when I was in kindergarten and that was pushing 20 years ago.
It's time to let it go, man. There is no shot that that joke is still in circulation.
No way!
Kaleigh with the 5.
How was that joke still in circulation, dude?
He wants to wager for two soup cans, and I'm not doing that.
Was she starving yesterday, Chad? I can't remember.
Did she have the starving status yesterday?
She did.
Didn't that just get the 5 subs?!
Who's knocking it? Better be somebody for a trade,
because I need some food and water.
Even though we're doing pretty good on my still needsome.
No, it's just her again.
What is going on, man?
Boyardee be faroni with the five gifted. I want to hurt tomorrow casual day 50. I'm not gonna lock check
This is this is casual. This is a casual feeling day 50 right here
Casual check chef boyardee a ravioli is best straight out of the can by the way
If you heat up your chef boyardee ravioli, you're doing too much
Not gonna lie, you're up to believers baby, let's go!
Okay, so is my snotty boy with the five get the what?
No, I'm not taking that risk, no, I'm not taking that risk, no way.
Ooh, you gotta heat it? No, it's good.
Chad, most canned foods out there are best straight out of the can.
Cream of mushroom, clover valley, clean, uh, yep, over valley, clean.
You know, in the past, I have traded the gun for the water and it always works out because
we get another gun later on.
But the problem now is, is the fact that we can't get another gun because the radio
is broken.
So I'm actually going to skip this, you know, potato with the five.
We could really use those four waters right now like we really could use those but I can't
get rid of the gun right now.
There's no way because we need we need the radio to get to get the gun.
So I'm gonna skip this pro strat.
We really we really could have used that chat I'm not gonna laugh but we are left with
no choice here.
with the five gifted. Bro, what are y'all doing man? Be tomorrow. Be tomorrow. No, because
you'll die doing that. So pretty sure. Think Brazilian with another five gifted. Wow. Thanks,
thick Brazilian. 57 casual. I steamy dookie with five gifted. Dude, how, how has Twitch
been around for this long and you're the first person to have that name? If this
This is the world record run and the people that are reviewing the run, they're going
to see all of this.
Yo Abyss with the team, give me some Ws for Abyss with the team, give it, bro we need
to get a radio.
Okay, somebody's knocking, maybe we got, maybe we got some potential right here, maybe.
Yo Jade with the five as well, WJ.
I'm a rough chat, I'm not going to lie, I'm just looking rough.
The case 21 with the five, get that, oh no.
We can't do pancake either because we don't have the flashlights
Koso's phantom number one with the five gifted at oak with the five gifted
Satisfied we can still make this work. We're gonna start getting some good rng soon
Just watch
We're gonna start we're gonna start getting some uh, you know what i mean
Case is broke sheets with the five gifted. No, i don't open that
Ted is still alive top left with the five gifted. Yeah, bam that guy
food and water right here or no tomorrow okay I'm not reading that what was that
five gift and Lufa with the five crutch w crutch thick Brazilian just get the
fifth check give me some W's for thick Brazilian with the fifth bro check
give me some W's for thick Brazilian with the 50 gift it solves man W thick
Brazilian appreciate that bro bro that is wild pushing triple digits not in wait
six to seven my it's w thick Brazilian for appreciate that man you need the stuff right
now but we can't this is what our loose sanity for this queso kisser one with the five
check this is a world record run dude the bird that killed queso with the five edible this dude's
This name is Edible Dookie!
To the Water Day 70.
Dude, what is that name, bro?
Shit, y'all are not locked in
on this world record right now.
Y'all tear up with the five, get the...
All right, we're looking...
I don't want a GC thing,
but we're looking good for triple digits at least.
Edible Dookie with the five.
Yo Kase, thanks for the thanks with the five.
Dude, what are y'all...
How did she get sick?
No, I read it wrong.
Y'all sold me. This is y'all's fault.
I gotta use the med kit.
This y'all is far right here.
Dude, what are these names?
W gifters though.
Well chat, we just had to burn a medkit.
Case is called ravioli with the five.
40, we need to craft this other medkit.
Rolled up case of EF fart poop.
I fart with the five.
It's good stream.
No.
I'm gonna cheat, go crazy!
I changed it on day 71!
It's a tramp on my chest alive!
Dude, what is that name, bro?
Hang on. We can salvage this. We can salvage this. We can salvage this.
Chat, not every world record attempt is a good one. Wait a minute. Wait. Greasy
stool just gifted five. Hold on. We have a mutant. Wait a minute.
We have a free scab. I think it made her less crazy. Hang on.
I have a guy with a five. I want y'all to know right now
that this world record attempt failure is on the chat but I can salvage it chat I
can salvage this hype what if you believe I can salvage this I can't let me let me
cook try again we're six months out of the game just admit you're bad lol I
was number six in the world you absolutely do remember to fart in a
jar sign it and send it to your house you'll kill me with the five we're
gonna have to send her soon because maybe if we send her it'll make her
on crazy. Should we send her now? Loki, I feel like we have to. Wait a second. What are these
names? I think we saved it. I didn't save it. Do these names, bro? Is she deranged now?
She's not deranged yet. She's still just crazy. Type one if we should send her to heck.
Oh, I forgot they stole the checkers, bro. Let's send her. We have to
Let's send her with cards and see what she does.
Case O, Jar, Fart, and Fart.
Would you bring back Dolores?
Would you bring?
Ammo in the map!
We need to!
Weak old corner counter with the five.
Cleveland steamer with the five.
GG Chat, good run.
Terrible scav, not terrible, terrible luck.
And Chat over here making their name like, uh, BBL Fart noise 12.
And I'm over here reading it off and I click the wall and see
Wait, we got a radio these names are out of hand. They're out of hand. I'm not gonna lie right now chat
The radio can save us here. It actually can
Come on triple digits Dolores. Oh my goodness, she's still alive
Do you solve crazy
I've done all the options that should have done her uncrazy. We just got horrible RNG
We might actually make sure we did just with this run
We just got a briefcase
Imagine if we die on game 100 and the book in the doubters get paid out
Because we have to make it today 101 for to for to be a payout wait. I think y'all are good
Pay him up. I don't know how we pulled through swimfish with the five. I don't know how we pulled through
today 101 with how this run is going I cannot believe she is still alive
thick Brazilian with the five act that there's people voting yes on this next
prediction to get to 151 is insane why are y'all throwing channel points away
Okay, so Spark jar addiction with the five.
How are we still alive?
Wait, we just got some food.
We just got two food.
Now she's still alive.
I don't know how she's still alive.
I don't know how she's still alive.
This is, this is crazy.
I do not know how she's still alive.
How is she still alive?
Bro, what?
She's still alive!
Gigi, she's gotta be dead.
Oh my goodness, what?
Gigi.
GG. I can't trade any of those. I can't. I can't trade any of those.
Doesn't matter. How is she not dead?
GG chat.
Dude, can a jar and send it with the five?
This insane! She has been crazy for like 50 days! How are we alive?
See chat? If we're cooking this much with this bad of a situation, any day now is going to be the world record.
record it might be tomorrow. BBL fart noise just gifted five. Wow. I've never kept like
she's been crazy for like I've never kept somebody else crazy for a life this long.
Yeah, she got me dead. I'm in shock. I'm actually in shock. Every day that goes by that she's not
dead is crazy. That right there is why Dolores is my favorite one to have in the bunker by
yourself because we went what day do we go crazy on chat we went crazy on like
day like 80 something the Lorce Mellifar for case with the fight 77 we
went switch with the fight we went crazy on like days 77 and we somehow kept
her alive till day 116 I don't know how but we did chat hey scuffed run but
W run chat. Hey, we're not gonna get on. We're not gonna get our hopes down. I know 116 isn't
a great run for us. But remember chat, I keep saying I'm gonna say it again. We haven't played
this game in six months. We just recently came out of time with this on the our second day back
and I think we're doing good. I think we're getting this war of record any day now. We try
chat. Hey, great stream chat. I love y'all bro. I got a good feel of chat. I feel I
I literally gotta do that any day.
We're gonna pop off and break this record, bro.
Any day.
Chat?
Great streaming the way bra, love y'all man.
Appreciate y'all for kicking it.
With your boy again tonight.
Pre-sell to get the songs, don't know, bitch follows.
And of course, I appreciate y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, I'll have a good rest y'all tonight.
Have a good day tomorrow.
See y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
Love y'all man, all right?
Peace out y'all.