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What's good we, what's good Rob, what's good Zach, what's good chat
What's good chat I'm back ladies and gentlemen
What's good I'm a bird, what's good bee, What's good, I'm a bird
What's good, B?
What's good, chat?
Yo, did I see pregame gifted?
Yo, Heather with the 10
Pregame gifted
Give me some Ws for
Heather with the 10
Pregame gifted Church of Snail Give me some W's for Heather with the 10 pregame gifted.
Church of Snails with the 5 pregame gifted.
Yo, Callie Beast Murphy sorry fruit hurling with the 12 months chat.
How's everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10?
Let me hear it man.
What's good, Al?
Chad how we doing skeleton one to ten let me hear it gray hoodie great y'all good look
great hoody baby well robe you know so we got the other robe enjoy yourself Well, robe. You know.
Chat, we got any other robe enjoyers in here?
Man, I like me a good robe, dude.
Chat, let me tell you buddy I enjoy a
good robe.
Especially right
after you get out of the shower
butt naked
go out on the back
porch in just a robe and chill out.
You know what I mean?
That's what life is all about right there, you know what I mean chat?
Yo Lion with the 10 gifted subsbs give me some w's for lying what that's
him get it and Heather would another 5w heather and
lyin' what they did to those good faded you'll Cynthia out crab logan some crab gaming bun solid key
Vav Kai appreciate it East what y'all do today man chat let me hear it man what did y'all
do you think I'll do anything cool anything noteworthy to talk about huh Huh?
Chris Tyson allegations.
I have no idea who that is.
What are you talking about?
Yo, Lion with another 10 gifted. WLion
with another 10 gifted. Unicorn
with the 5 as well.
Emiliano
with the 5 as well.
W gifters, man.
I got first and dressed to impress.
Is it your first time?
Dude, yo, let me say something real quick, bro.
Let me say something real quick.
Yo, April with the five. Yo, listen, dude.
I have to
uh...
You know, there's been something that's
Been happening the past week
That I've got to address
And it's a bunch of haters
Listen here
Yo Garrow with the five gifted
Dude
They're in comment sections
you know
whatever
there has been a group
of people
I'm talking There has been a group of people
I'm talking not just the couple of me there. I'm talking. I'm talking like a bunch of people Who are mad because I'm slaying and dressed to impress.
And they're sitting here like, oh man he should join a lobby where nobody knows who he is because every time
he wins it's so obviously rigged because his fits aren't that good, the hating should be studied man! Literally! My fit's slain! literally my fits
slay
I do not
care
the
uh yo Texas with the five.
The fits that I have won with
are deservant of the places
that I have gotten.
Okay?
Matter of fact,
I've seen people saying, oh man
Case should start his own
clothing line.
That's how you
know.
Okay, let me ask
y'all this.
Which one of my fits was actually bad?
Yo, Nelson with the five gift, appreciate you.
Okay. Wendy's?
You think the Wendy's fit was bad?
Are you joking?
Is this a sick joke?
Here's another one. Oh my goodness here's another one. Here's another one yo unicorn mom
Unicorn mom listen, I'm not going to get mad
at you for saying this because I don't think
you mean any harm with
what you just said, Unicorn Mom,
but listen.
I don't think you meant any harm with what you just said. But there are people that say what you just said in your last message,
hey...
if I hide my name
and dress to impress that doesn't do anything because they could still just
watch the stream. They'll still just know.
Yo, did I not see somebody type something about Call of Duty?
Yo Vital, Optic won COD champs... Yo, Vital.
Optic won COD champs
and the winning moment proved
COD crowds are louder than hockey
crowds. Yes it did!
Thank you so much for bringing this up again. Um, yes, it did that literally proved that hockey sucks because when optic one cod champs that was louder than like a hockey stadium.
Literally,
Like, like actually are you real? Yes I am real.
Somebody pin me the clip real quick.
Somebody pin me the clip of OpTic winning winning COD champs yesterday.
So I can show all of you
hockey glazing
nerds that literally
Call of Duty has
bigger, better crowds than your bad sport does.
Play War Thunder today with the five gifted. I'm not playing War Thunder.
How much did they pay you for that?
Do a private server?
Want a private server and dress to impress?
Yo, Queso's vacuumed with the five gifted.
Chat look man! At the end of the day y'all ain't gone...
Y'all ain't gone...gone...gone...gone uhhhh
Y'all ain't gone, you know what I mean?
Like let's be real here for a minute.
Like y'all ain't gonna sit here and try to discredit wait we did you just post that Yo Wii can you post it again and pin it?
Are you gonna play Roblox again? Yeah.
Look! I
said this months ago
MONTHS AGO I SA said hey man when optic wins a
championship and call of duty it's literally a louder crowd
than in hockey because at the time we were talking about how bad hockey is and it
is like congratulations you got a hockey puck and you slapped it with a stick.
And it went into a net.
Queso's vacuumed what the five get them.
Five remaining, that She's in!
Well, lightning strike twice for New York over to Brent!
Watch the crowd, chat.
This proves
this right here proves.
It's starting to happen! New York are down!
Look at that! this is over- you ain't seen a hockey stadium popping off like this.
Optic Gaming are the champions of the world!
AI crash! Gaming are the champions of the world!
AI crown. Yeah, okay.
Five remaining.
Thatch is in.
Wrong lightning strike twice for New York over to Preds. Wait, what does that one you're posting, Rob? Not even close.
You're telling me hockey crowds are louder than that!
You're telling me hockey crowds are louder than that!
You're telling me hockey crowds are louder than that?
You're telling me hockey crowds are louder than that?
What?!
What?! What? With a guy who was older than me. Much older than me.
According to his driver's license, he was 71 years old.
We ended up going back to his place and jumped into bed And it was actually great.
Not only did this guy get rock hard
Harder than any guy
Optic can win this and go YouTube, you know?
Like actually what are y'all doing bro?
Yo, YouTube mom dead serious.
What is wrong with y'all bro?
It's not only stuff like that, but there's bots in comment sections of my videos saying the most heinous stuff ever and nothing gets done about it.
Like what are y'all doing dude? Dude, what is this?! Bro!
Yo Cassie with the T get to WCassie.
Chat, has anybody else
seen the bots that appear in like comments of mine and other people's
videos? And they say like the most
heinous stuff ever trying to farm
likes.
And I'm talking heinous!
I'm talking
bad! I'm talking heinous. I'm talking bad.
Example,
I literally could not show that on tape.
They literally say the worst.
They literally say the worst imaginable things. The biggest one that
I've seen over the past few months is my farts are better than Queso's f. And it's just a bot!
Yo, Cassie with the T gifted
WCassie with the T gifted
WCassie with the kid gifted W Cassie with a 20 but also literally I have seen it'll be
like don't be like that and I delete them every time I see them things.
It'll be top comment in one of my videos.
It's just a girl with butt cheeks out saying only real KSO fans can like this.
And it's obviously a bot but people are still liking it like why You know what I mean?
Thank you for the five gifted with the five gifted. Dude, I legitimately don't know what's's going on dude.
Like why are they doing that?
It's just bots you know what else is bad about it tiktok's bad about it too
one of two ways nice 85 you can feel it in the venue
like tic toc will literally like dude i remember for months there was like multiple accounts named
queso with my profile picture on tick tock that had a verification check mark checkmark by their name claiming to be me and scamming people
yo methods what's up methods I'm actually you're actually on my screen
right now what's's good, Methods?
Yo, Methods! I'm proving that when OpTic wins a championship the crowd is more lit than like when a hockey match is going on.
Like right now, for example,
dude, I literally bet that right now...
Yo, Erickson with the five gifted.
I literally bet
that right now
there was some nerd
restreaming my stream directly live
as it's happening on TikTok
with like a message on the screen
that says, oh if you gift
I will shout you out at the end of stream.
Knowing you ain't me bro!
How are you going to scam somebody else you loser? Now when it comes to people uploading videos and clips, that's cool.
I like that you can do that all day.
But when it comes to you literally having my streams pulled up
and on your stream,
It says if you gift here I will shout you out. You're literally scamming!
Yo JT Yo, Jamie with the five gifted and actual with the five gifted.
So yeah, Chad, just know people be scamming watch And no one right now for New York can afford it. Nice.
He's killing it, dude.
Watch how lit the crowd gets, dude.
Dude, watch how lit the crowd gets, bro.
This is proof that, like,
hockey sucks.
This is proof that hockey sucks, man.
You know what I mean, dude?
I mean it again, bro. again bro new york is it over
he can set up this porch come on boys pick up the pace five remaining She's in!
Yes!
One more shot twice, man! Oh my God.
Get him!
You lost the ground, bro!
Fucking G!
Dude, look how weak this is! wow This is lit dude! Watch the actual hockey clip bro,
bro,
bro.
This is still more lit than hockey could ever be.
This is still more lit than hockey could ever be right here.
Dude, also side note I am so glad OpTic won bro.
Dude, dude I have been waiting for them to win champs again forever
i'm so glad they won bro like i don't even miss what color do you like that no more but
like bro
dude optic dude optic was like my childhood bro literally like my
childhood yo tequila with the five gift
appreciates you tequila with the five gifted, appreciate you tequila with the five gifted.
You know?
My uncle plays in the NHL. Okay?
Okay?
What do you mean? Okay?
What do you mean?
Your uncle plays in the NHL. Wow! Chad, what would you rather your uncle do? Would you rather your uncle play in the NHL or win CON champs.
Matter of fact,
you know what's crazy? Matter of fact, you know what's crazy?
Matter of fact, I bet there's not even a hockey player in this stream right now.
Yo, Wilbur with the five.
Get to appreciate you.
Chat, I'm telling you
that's how dynamic
gaming is, bro.
There's more people
that game and have
fun gaming than that play sports.
That's why eSports...
Chat, listen, bro.
Chat, look, dude.
Hey, chat, next year I'm going to be on. hey chat next year I'm gonna be on chat next year my link audience watch they got to drop somebody don't know who they're gonna drop
i don't know who they're going to drop they're going to pick me up
chad could you see me on a professional call of duty roster? Dude.
Yo, Luke with the
five get to appreciate you, Luke.
Yo, Chad,
a lot of people don't know bro. Dude like before I was a streamer my whole plan
to become a streamer was to become a professional or amateur Call of Duty
player and then use the
audience from professional
COD or amateur COD
to build an audience on Twitch
and then go into streaming from that.
But luckily people started calling me fat so we're good. We
bypassed all that.
Yeah, we got the bypass on that.
You know?
So...hey!
You know what I mean?
Yo!
BMH with 25,000 bids, bro.
He said still waiting on the truffle shuffle.
WBMH, hold up.
Yo, Jay Erickson with a five.
Hold up. Yo, Jay Erickson with the five. Hold on a minute.
Ooh!
Um... um Okay, so ceiling fan with the five gifted. What did this loser just type in my chat?
You better hope I don't find that.
Lucas, is the Elden Ring DLC in your in your shadow yeah let's get him packed up
see you
they're live first you gotta do the truffle shuffle come on do it come on do it um Come on! Do it!
Yeah, BMH. That's not happening. What is wrong with you, dude?
Bro, what?!
Do I have to... Bro.
Yo, Joe Scuddle with another 5000 bits it's on I'm assuming itch?
Okay, but I'll look it up to Joe Scott.
Yo Chad W.
Joe Scuder with another 5000 bits it's on I'm assuming itch okay but i'll look it up just go yo chat w Joe
start with another 5,000 bitch y'all
looking up five nights at work
I meant to take pictures so don't forget
about it because also always need some
games of late already wait is that the joke score that plate see these we always need some games to play, you know what I mean?
Wait, is that the Joe score that I played Sea of Thieves with that day
that got me into that cold?
Yo, what's good, Oceans?
Yo, yo, chat. I don't know... There are people in here saying do it!
I am not lifting my shirt up and shaking!
Dude stop! You couldn't give me a million dollars to do it. You couldn't. There is some things that money cannot buy, and money cannot buy my pride.
Joe Scuttle with another 10,000 bits.
Wow. W. Joe Scuttle again dude. W.
Joe Scuttle bro.
Nocturnals came out?
No.
No way.
No way.
Five people wanted to have a I don't understand why it became a meme in here to just lie about games releasing. Like...
Y'all know this hurts me.
New 6-1-6. No, there's not a new 6-1-6 game! Ban the guy that just said Malcolm in the griddle! Like what are we doing here? It's a Monday, man.
Golly,
man.
Bro. Bro.
So y'all want to debunk or y'all want to do discord? Dude. Dude, that's gas bro.
Dude, that is gas.
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man bro yo chat Man, bro. Yo chat. What are signs of diabetes?
Is there warning signs of diabetes?
So, chat let me uh...
So at night like after stream
i'll be like my other setup and i'll be like sitting there chilling
in my face will get real hot
does that mean I got diabetes. Dehydrated? No, I'm literally the most hydrated man on the planet.
Like, I'm hydrated. They say the average person is 75% water, I'm like 90%.
90% water 10% straight muscle.
You know what I mean?
Oh my goodness, I have proof again. Chat what i'm about to do discord media but what i'm about to tell you is not embellished, not exaggerated not a joke
listen
last night
after stream
well before stream. Before stream last night, right a couple hours beforehand. Massive headache right? Massive headache I'm talking big
headache right had it through the entire
stream yesterday you know and after stream and um
after stream still had it was even worse right so you know what i thought to
myself i said i am going to use my medicine.
You know what I did?
I went to the pantry.
Okay?
I went to the pantry.
I got out a beef cup noodle I heated it up
I took another microwave effort was microwave after it was done.
I poured Frank's Red Hot Sauce in it, and I literally said before I ate this,
I said, This is going to make my headache go away.
And in the middle of me eating it, headache
disappeared.
Queso's booty farts with the five giffin.
So what I'm trying to tell y'all is,
I think medicine is placebo.
Like you get a headache or something,
you take Tylenol,
I think it ain't nothing but a bunch of dust.
Matter fact, I've been saying this for a minute dude. Medicine don't even do none. What did you say? You heard me, Case's diabetes.
You heard me.
Chat do y'all think medicine's real okay so play sons of the force with the team
get depreciate you for the 10 gifted I've got a friend of mine that believes
history isn't real.
I've got a friend of mine that thinks all life began
like at his inception
and everything beforehand is like didn't happen.
I was like, yo what?
These are talking a little bit.
Like wait a minute dude.
He's on to something.
They made a movie about it. Chat y'all remember the movie The Truman Show?
Chat, y'all remember that movie? The Truman Show?
Bro they made a movie bout it! I was like wait
a minute.
Dude, Chad imagine everything every person that you know and see and love and have ever met never will meet were placed there by a guiding hand to just make your life only
yours so they can watch it. Like me for example is just something somebody else cooked up
and put there for you to watch every night.
And like, if you don't watch me,
nothing actually happened. you know what else
that comes through?
It's like they say if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it didn't make a noise
yo angel with the five get depreciate you
and then you say to yourself and i say to myself too like
of course it still made a noise. There was just nobody there
to hear it right? But then you ask yourself even deeper questions
like if nobody was there to hear it, did it even make a noise at all?
And then you ask yourself, okay if nobody's there to hear it
You could just set up a camera in the woods
and if it fell, you would record
it. The camera would pick it up. But what
if the camera didn't even pick it up?
There's legitimately
no way to prove that when that tree
fell, it made a noise because it was heard by no one in the entire
universe and it was not registered on any recording device brooke with the five gifted i'm cooking dude
i'm literally cooking right now
i'm actually cooking there's no way you're about to tell me I'm not cooking."
The animals heard it?
Yeah, but you can't interview the animals to ask them if they heard it so there is
no actual undeniable proof that
tree that fell made a noise when it did because nothing was around to ever hear
it or record it. So all you know is that trees been laying
there forever nobody knows when it fell, you know is that tree's been laying there forever. Nobody knows when it fell,
you know what I mean?
You know?
What did you just say?! You believe in that, but don't believe in ghosts.
I didn't say I believed in that.
I'm sitting here saying hypotheticals.
I didn't say I believe that.
I do believe that when a
tree falls in the woods and nobody's
around to hear it, it still makes a noise.
I'm just saying hypothetically.
And even if I did believe that, that's still more believable than ghosts. so I'm not about to ban everybody in here, bro.
Shit, y'all got to start thinking outside the bun, bro.
Dude I've been telling
y'all this for months, bro. Y'all gotta start
thinking outside the bun a little bit
because this is getting bad. Like I'll bring up
something that's like so logical
and y'all just still deny it.
For what?
Yo, Don with the 5,000
bits enjoyed a McChicken. Thank you WDon with the 5,000 bits. Thank you, Don with the 5,000 bits. Enjoy the McChicken.
Thank you, WDon with the 5,000 bits.
Thank you, Don.
WDon with the 5,000 bits.
I will get a McChicken with that multiple.
Actually, no, I won't.
McChick chicken suck now.
I didn't fart that was my chair
I'm way more open-minded than you. There is nobody on this planet that's more open minded than me. You will never find someone who was more open minded than I am. Literally, you won't.
Unless what you're saying
is just absolutely insanity off rip,
I'm going to hear you out
at least a little bit
and then I'll make my
decision okay okay you're just you're just you're just saying you know what I
mean kiss me then what does that mean yo golden with the tea get depreciation
Golden with the team gifted bro Bro! Dude, come on man.
Yo Don with the five gift, appreciate you Don.
Queso's insulin needles with the five come on man.
Breaking news offering people to use him as a toilet for coins which streamer case is
at it again case is now so big that he is almost reaching space
satellite captured this picture of him next to a volcano.
I'M NOT FEELING LIKE A VOLCANO!
The military tried to take him out with the nuke, but he just absorbed it.
Literally check it out.
I can't appreciate they wouldn't drop a nuke from this thing that looks like
a blackbird from Call of Duty.
Yo, Jay Erickson with the five kids appreci appreciate you. Blast! Oh my goodness!
If you go inside,
You can probably smell it.
Although that probably is not... Why this sign say harry potluck
yeah i'm done hey i am losing my hair because i'm stressed out he's going to devour my family
anyways that's all for now. Stay tuned for more updates.
Yeah we're not gonna stay tuned for more updates loser.
YOOOOOO!
Yo Mars with the five
look at me!
Squire!
Dude that's hard!
Bro, that's so hard man.
Dude, that's clean.
What do you mean case your masses?
Man I am pretty swole.
Oh my goodness that bicep gentleman there.
That is wild.
Literally is by the way.
Like literally 22 inch biceps. What you mean case are massive?
I am pretty slow bro chat.
Yeah, chat!
I got the biggest biceps in my whole family.
My goodness that bice biceps coming in.
It ain't no wing action!
You know usually like if you got some arm action and then under here
you've got some wing action?
And then you do this right here it's gonna be
some wing action. Ain't none of that even!
That straight up, straight solid!
That's 22 inch bicep baby!
BOOST ME!!!
I CALL DEX!! oh Go this way and it's home! You're the biggest in your whole family?
Yeah, I am.
What about it?
You say that as an insult. I wear it as a badge of honor buddy
What the fuck man! Who's clapping? Bunk it off!
What do you mean?
You're the biggest in your bloodline? Yeah.
Yeah.
If you're talking genetic body structure wise, yeah.
I'm not talking about like just like eating.
I'm talking about just like
big genetically.
... Yo, Zapdos with the five gifted.
Bro, what y'all talking about man your belly button is bigger than me like walk it's what unicorn with 5,000 bits W Unicorn?
Feeling flush and warm like that is more to do with your blood pressure.
I'm dead Yeah, GG. I'm not getting fired, Jack. Trust me they can't fire me.
I am their best employee.
Jack trust me, they are't fire me i'm their best employee jack trust me they're not firing me okay
they can't fire me i'm your best employee yeah Home safety hold on, this is K-Phil.
Hello employee, supervisor Carroll here.
We've been watching you for some time and I must say that we have been rather disappointed in your performance here.
Yo, I forgot about this game dude!
Our caller's lives have been altered for the worse thanks to your negligent answers.
Your failure to treat your work here with the gravity it deserves has unfortunately
forced us to make a very difficult choice in regards to your continued employment at
HSH. If active immediately,
your appointment here has been
terminated."
Dude I forgot about that game!
Bro it's actually crazy like the amount
if anybody should
know where a clip came from of a
game or something I was playing,
I should know but I'll see
a clip of something from a game and then see a comment be like so we're like OMG
What video is this from? And I don't have any idea
Oh my voice was gone did you hear that
i think right now there was no wood there was no crowbar! I'm skinny!
There's no way
I said that after those two things!
There was no wood, there was no crowbar.
I'm skinny!
What? This has to be edited, dude!
Bro come on man.
Bro...
Y'all wonder why I don't wear yellow hoodies no more, man.
Ayy y'all wonder why to wear yellow hoodies no more man hey dude without fail every single time I've ever worn a yellow hoodie on stream that yellow Hufflepuff hoodie that my
mod sent me I get called the sun
ooh this is about to go hard.
I can tell already. Hold on.
Why does it say status eaten? oh my left arm hurts rather hard I'm good.
Let's go! 23 here we come!
Don't be playing like that. I'm not playing. Every time my left arm hurts
That's the first thing my mind goes to
The life of a hypochondriac, buddy.
Every time I get a headache I'm like oh here comes
you know
what are they called?
A hemorrhage or something?
Oh every time my stomach hurts
oh here comes you know i got you know rat lung worm disease
and if you go on google and start looking up symptoms they're literally
gonna tell you you've got three weeks
to live.
23 Chad let's go!
Let's go!
23 here we come!
I'm ready for this!
I'm ready for this!
I'm ready for this!
I'm ready for this!
I'm ready for this!
I'm ready for this!
I'm ready for this! I'm ready for this! I'm ready for this! Whoa!
23, here we come.
Man... YEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!
W-W-WHAT?! W.M.
What the fuck?
What the fuck? No, that is hard! Wow, W added until you put Godzilla in there.
Yo Amid with the five appreciates you.
Dude, W edits, bro!
Rank these seven video games...
I ain't bad.
Game Killers. The Butcher. game killers the butcher oh man from stay out to house
oh man Oh man.
I'm going to go six.
The one who beats you easy, Granny. I might have to go wonder that there's just so much aura
it's like dude I'm probably gonna one like the aura is unmatched, man.
Maybe two. I'm going to go with two.
Poop Killer
I'm going to go one.
I'm going to go one with Poop Killer. Easter Ripper
Oh man that game was so good too.
Not that much ore though, seven.
Evil none.
She ain't got... Yeah.
What's left, Chad?
Is six left?
I'm going gonna go six
Grandpa try me you bum Three You bum.
Three.
You won't beat my game.
Oh, I forgot about Huggy!
Not a crazy amount of aura either though, alright? No way.
Did I see one that said scissor salad Wait, how many do you have?
100. How long did this take you? There's literally no way you sat here and got 150 of these
no shot How many of y'all have
someone named saviour in your phone
be honest
the cow
turn the lights on.
Oh, you need to dookie again? No! no I can't hear you say that. Bro, what? I'm gonna send some dude into my house
and he's gonna try on stream.
Dude, I never said that, man!
Oh, come on, man.
Versus who? man versus who so who was that what cartoon is he from who is there? I don't know who he is, but I clear.
Pretty cool hit.
I don't know who it was. was but
okay we're off to a pretty good start. I'll throw this one at three.
And we're off to a terrible start. Five.
You're going to sit here and unironically tell me this makes your top five song ever?
No. me this makes your top five song ever How's the water? And it's four. Be a man and...
Reckless and wild,
they crawl through their turns.
Their prowess is potent
and seek no love
green with the five two.
Five two more times
where was I born?
Those were your top five songs?
Those were your top five songs ever?
Part six and possibly last part due to running out of liminal spaces?
No.
That's not very liminal.
Six.
That's not very liminal, it's just kind of scary. But five...
What was that noise? Yall hear that uh four though
that's kind of liminal i'm to go three though.
Now that one right there,
that one's liminal.
It's giving liminal a little bit. Rank these-
Oh my goodness here we go!
Rank these groups of kids
What the fuck? Rank these groups of people on the list.
Look at these nerds!
Dude, this is a joke!
Four.
Look how goofy this dude looks! You a grown mack man, come on bro.
Y'all look goofy too. I'm not...
Oh y'all look goofy too i'm not oh y'all look goofy too the only one that ain't
goofy is the hulk because he's actually like a mutant i'ma still go three
hey bro you can't sit here and look at this guy's gonna be two ain't gonna be better than King Kong. chat listen you can call me a hater if you will you know what you could call me a hater, but I literally hate superhero
Superhero groups. I hate them. I think it's the most lame
Thing ever do you agree? I mean chat lame thing ever.
Do you agree?
I mean, chat, look bro it's just
lame man
I'm sorry, but
I just can't.
Ranked these five songs?
But you can change them!
SONGS I just hit a flower pot in the... Who knows reverse card?
I just hit a flower pot in the churchyard If I lay this car down
I could flip any situation around
Here's what happened
I was at a job interview with Applebee's i was so broke it was probably my worst year Just wants to be you
Rank these six drinks, but you can't change.
Six!
Don't know what this is. Five.
What is your favorite? Tell me in the comments. I don't know what this is.
What is this?
It looks nasty for,
I'm not about to sit here and have y'all don't talk about mountaineering Talk about Mountain Dew.
Mountain Dew ain't good, bro.
Why don't you subscribe?
I'm good. That's mid 2, 3.
Yo, Roost with the five.
Quit calling me honey.
Bro, I don't like... bro. Dude, I...
Only two and one is left so I gotta put it in two?
I wanna know what that is, bro!
Before going to the last, subscribe to not miss any top.
That was... Hate it or love it? that's the best one on the list.
Hate it or love it, that's the best one on the list. You know what I mean?
Wait, did we do this one before? 3 We are the 17th.
I'm a hippie, whenever, forever.
Bro. whenever bro
dude
somewhere
on some broken phone there is a video from like 2017 me and link in my first trailer with this music video on my TV in my living room on repeat of me in a tank top screaming, singing this song. And me and Link having a one hour bottle flipping competition on who could win. And I wound up winning.
Dude... That is a core memory from this song. Wherever, forever, we're meant to be together.
I'm a bad girl.
That's number one!
I don't care.
That's one of the best songs ever.
That's number one.
I'm a good being.
Wherever, forever, we're meant to be together. I remember that dude is so vivid man and at the end of the video, I remember yelling,
I love you, Shakira!
And then the video cut off.
I think I put a hole in the wall too.
I remember hitting the wall and putting a hole in the wall.
Yo Remo with the five!
Imma go two, imma go to here is This ain't even close to a top five.
Oh, we did do this list before.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Rank these hostess snacks but you can't change.
Please try to edit it.
Oh my goodness! Ten! but you can't change. Please turn off the editing. OH MY GOODNESS!
TEN!
Nine. nine they fell off they should have never reinstated them because when
they reinstated them, they were ten times
worse when they came back.
What this nerd just type in my chat. Where you at, bro? Hold up. No, where you at bro?
This dude just said junk food sucks. That's ironic coming from a guy whose name is Dirt Bike Chris. My bad, you're actually cool you got a
kitty pfp my bad bro
okay My bad, Dirt Bike Chris.
Dirt Bike Chris!
But yeah nine
Snowballs ain't good either
The only time I ever had a snowball was at my granny's house because for some reason she always kept snowballs there i don't know why
the texture of them is weird eight these things have the texture of a boiled egg That's a solid number one.
That is the best hostess snack. I do not care. Those are so, oh man. Buddy I have...
Oh, man.
Dude! Bro
That's number one
Man! Anybody eatin' a dick? Mid!
Anybody eating a Ding Dong?
Seven!
Or whichever's the lowest one open. Oh, these are bad dude six
bro dude that's bad! Fine!
That literally looks like somebody took a dump in a bag and they sealed it up.
Two
Those suck too, four up to for... Wow, dude.
It's actually apparent that
90% of these just ain't
good. You know what i mean like besides
like the the powdered donuts like like bruh I don't know what this is, but...
That doesn't look...
Wait.
That actually looks good. i'll put it at three
i might put it in two actually you know what i'm putting it too that looks good I'm the mountain out this point and it feels so sick.
That, yeah that's gonna be ooh you messed up the egg
When the eggs got the little crusties around it
It's disgusting makes me wanna puke
I can't stand the eggs
with the crusty action. If you're ever
cooking somebody some eggs, just cut the crusty
action off.
I'm gonna go
uh... I'm going to go one with this one.
So we got two and one off rip. uh six i don't know what this is but get away from me okay Three.
Five. Those aren't egg rolls? Then what are they? Olympia?
That's another word for egg roll. Oh, It's completely different.
You're not about to sit here and tell me that this is
completely different from an egg roll.
There's no argument
that you could sit here
and say
it's not an egg roll i'll be i but you're
not gonna sit here and tell me that this is completely different from
an egg roll because you're just lying It has pork in it?
You know there's such thing as
Pork egg rolls, right
It's a Filipino egg roll yeah exactly thank you
Filipino egg roll.
Oh my goodness, what is that?
An entire pig?
Nah, I'm good on that rank your top five songs all right here we go
rank my these are your top five songs ever all right top five songs
so i see we're choosing the worst avenged sevenfold song we're going five here okay yeah this is bad four for
how do you take a good band and have two of their worst songs from each band in your top five?
Three.
Yo, like this is bad right here too.
This is emo music? No it's not. i'm a big fan of emo music this is this this is literally like this is too heavy is Who would have known you'd have some death tones in here?
Get outta here!
Oh, this is my specialty. Let's go.
Phew... Oh, this is my specialty. Let's go. Weakest to strongest. Alright.
Ummm... Um...
Pretty weak. I'm a little tough, but I'm not afraid of the dark. very strong i think saltwater crocodiles like my most dangerous animals on the planet right
like those things will kill you without a second thought
like if you run into a salt water crocodile you're pretty much just dead i'm pretty sure um strength it's strong but hippo is clear
but yeah it's gonna be it's going to be up towards the greatest of mistakes Do not be high, it's a little small
You must rejoice in their charm
What is this song?
Because you are one
I think that counts as
Eh, mid, middle, middle
Middle of the road
Cause at the end of the road.
Because at the end of the day, all you got to do is get on land.
Like wow, it can swim.
I can walk. What are you going to do now?
Loser.
Strongest, most deadly animal on the face of the planet number one yeah period I'll put this thing up against anything land water doesn't matter. You're dead.
Matter of fact if you put a hippo in like an area with a croc or a uh uh a what's it called a shark hippo gonna destroy that shark
dude I'm gonna do it a couple more then we're jumping on game chat.
Rank these 10 snacks, discontinued food items edition. 10.
Those weren't that good, 9.
Not that good...Dude why do you have this picture up here?
Yo, Queso's my pookie for real with the five gift.
Appreciate you. You gift to appreciate you.
You used to be skinny that I'm really still built the exact same way.
Like, what are you talking about?
That's not, that's number three. That's number three.
That's number three.
That's number three. A hundred
percent, that is...
You peel
the top off of them?
And then, you know what I mean?
Bro them things is good dude!
BRO!
Dunkaroo GUNKAROO!
Four. Oh man...
Uh-uh, uh-uh, lol. Uh-uh, lol.
Uh-uh, lol.
Number one.
They didn't have lettuce on it though, this is a bad picture. There was no
lettuce on this burger there wasn't but it was great man it was so good. The mushroom
and dude the-the-the mushroom and s-oh.
Ugh!
Alright one more replay game.
. Wow, that's a vibe. Four.
Five.
What are you doing?
One. 2-1 What is that place?
Oh my god! What is that place? Oh, that was Arby's.
No, Arby's is...
Chat, Arby's is good. I don't care what nobody
says. Arby's is good!
Should we play horror games
or should we do some Dress to Impress first?
Arby's
is good. People hate on Arby's for absolutely no reason at all. I don't understand why people hate on Arby's.
Alright, we'll do a couple.
We'll do a couple then we're playing horror games. I got some horror games.
Yep! Arby's is nasty but their fries are good. There's no
part of Arby's that's bad
their sandwiches are good they're fries or oak
you know what i'll go i'll go i'll go out here and say that
rb's fries are the worst part about Arby's hey
Hey Hey
Hey
You know what I mean
Oh yeah, chat. By the way...
My mom literally made a steakhouse burrito and Taco Bell didn't even
got to worry about bringing it back no more.
I'm not doing animals, no!
Dude, Chad, no.
No lie though.
My mom literally made a steakhouse burrito
and it literally tasted almost identical to the steakhouse burrito
from Taco Bell. I don't know if she has the recipe but she needs to post that thing because
bro! I literally ate it- dude, I sucked it down in record time i want another one now
you know You know, I'm in my slay era. If I don't get podium, it's rigged.
Y'all know the drill.
Give me a good... Please give me a good theme! me a good thing, please
Why soon as I got VIP looks like everybody got the IP
What what wait what was the theme okay how can i make this food related? Y'all are saying burger? A burger is not my favorite.
Favorite, not even close.
Could I make a burrito?
No, a burrito cosplay would be too difficult.
Dude it feels so good getting to the VIP lounge.
Wait a minute!
Give me one second, let me cook! so so No! How do I make a burrito oh my goodness you're so white I'm scared of the target! It's giving time yo gb with the 20 gifted wg big with a 20 gift
jack wg big with the 20 gifted pixels i appreciate you gb of a toddy is like cylinder what can i add to make this more- you can even see the dust accents in the sr- like it looks like its DUSTED! so Y'all are gonna sell this, chat! It's giving talkie.
You know what I mean?
Now the blues are messing the whole thing up. Y'all are making me over think it!
Sometimes simplistic can work I mean, it's giving talkies.
No, this is the most accurate talky roleplay we can have here.
It's slaying! I don't care what y'all say, it's giving talky slay
face we're doing no face for a reason this is
a talky role-playing I'm sorry. Wait, what is your favorite thing?
This isn't giving favorite item.
This isn't the theme!
Get out of my face!
Hey, when you're doing when you're doing a theme like this you need to elaborate
on what's your favorite thing because it's giving not my favorite thing. You need it?
Is your favorite thing Little Red Riding Hood?
The dress.
The dress is your favorite thing, ma'am?
Get out of here! What's your favorite item? It's- This is half a theme!
L, hate or not?
The wings? The wings are your favorite thing you're telling me this is
so lazy get out of here ma'am
strawberry see i like this you came out here you clarified strawberries are your favorite thing i fear you ain't i'm gonna give you no i'm gonna give you two it's not the best strawberry podcast so so LET'S GOOOOO! IT'S TOO EASY! so Hello?
Ma'am, the theme is favorite item. Not i'm gonna put everything on that i see get off I mean, I'll give you a two just because you typed.
Nobody went with the...
Join the lab! the uh join the late oops i ha i guess my favorite thing is that yo frankie
come on man!
I gotta get...I deserve podium.
LET'S GO MAN! Come on!
Hey guess what?
Guess what? That was the first lobby, which means nobody was in there to have it rigged because nobody was in there that
knew me. So guess what?
That was free and fair.
I slayed, I ate
I fear I ain't talking
Talked to your friends Here I ain't talking.
Top ten fit.
Top ten fit! It's not rigged. There is no way you can say this is rigged. This is the first What do you mean nobody who knew you was there?
Second place was a case cosplay.
Yo, aren't you one of my shooters and fall guys
And you're even in here hatin'?
The Miku from my Fall Guys games is in here hatin' on me.
There ain't no way!
Involves? so What? You? I'm not an influencer influencer i'm a streamer so That's it.
No, it's not a streamer isn't an influencer.
I just sit here and play games.
What am I influencing?
I ain't influencing nothing!
Ooooooh! so so What?
What?
Hold up.
I got this, watch! I'm going moist. so
i'm going moist. yeah you know come on I'm going moist.
Hold up, moist! Nah, I'm playing my best.
He wears shorts, donnie! Does Royce wear shorts? What color shorts does he wear?
Dude, it's giving moist.
I'm not going to lie.
Black Shorts?
Already got those on though
this is giving it's giving moist a little bit Yeah baby come on! baby you.
It's giving moist! If you see this,
it's literally giving
moist. You can't.
He don't do headphones. He does the earbuds.
Wait, tattoos!
Where the tattoo's at? is there tattoos What? um uh Yeah, no. Uh-uh. It's not... it's not... uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
No! It's giving noise minus No.
It's giving moist minus the tattoos and the beard.
This is fine.
It gets the point across.
It's giving moist. I do not across. It's giving moists.
I do not care.
It is.
Right? It's giving voice!
It is, it's giving him.
What? It's not very influencer because, like just wait till I get up.
It is unmistakably when anybody sees what I dress him as
you will be able to tell that it's Moiz Critical from first glance.
There's nobody else you could assume it was, therefore I deserve a podium.
Wait till I walk out! Just watch!
JUST WATCH!
Okay that's kinda of giving influencer.
I see you with the phone, I see you with the camera
I see you with the poochie bag
I mess with that and you ate a little bit
Come on Come on.
Come on, boys!
Bring it to the podium, boys!
Come on!
That's not giving influences. That's not giving influences that's not it's not giving influencer it's not
it's it's not is that mario who is come on boy hey he would do no pose he would do no pose that's what he would do no pose. That's what he would do
No
Hey It's- Hey, come on!
Let's go!
You can't tell me.
You can't tell me.
As soon as he came through them curtains,
you knew who it was.
He slayed. Oh my goodness i he slayed oh my goodness he slayed put him on the cover of vogue magazine he ate
he ate what are you doing? This isn't influence.
You did the same thing twice, get out of here!
This isn't even influencer either
You can't do this to me This isn't even influencer either.
You know?
You know what I mean?
He's mad at me? He saw it?
No.
No!
My bad.
My bad.
He's mad that I didn't pose?
Oh...
I don't know what kind of pose
he would have done!
... I don't know what kind of pose he's... That's not really giving any full amount. I mean it's kind of... It is kinda giving.
No you didn't!
Oh my goodness cancel him right now!
NO YOU DID NOT! DO THE LOGAN POLL! Oh my goodness, cancel him right now! No you did not!
You're the Logan Paul!
Are you kidding me?
Cancel this guy right now!
No shot!
What in the fuck is wrong?! Oh my goodness, what?
He did the Logan C- You did the Catwoman?
Oh my goodness you ate me up!
Oh knock, get that dude canceled.
Yo, chat, we gotta get
that dude canceled. What is that?
Wait, no, that was
kitty cosplay!
Um... cosplay who is this supposed to be um Let's go, boys! That's what I'm talking about.
Let's go, boys! That's what I'm talking about! Hey!
Hey!
I literally told you, Moist would get me on the podium.
First place!
You can't say Rigg, look at this, this is the most-
This is great! Don't you dare say wait
don't you dare tell me that's really Bro, I can't breathe.
Bro...
Dude Bro!
Dude, should I do another one?
Yo W Moist man. That's what I'm talking about. What you talk...
Hey i'm talking about what you talk hey
help me help me help me help me help me help, help me. Help me!
Help me!
Kawhi Leonard?
Q? Okay...
I mean, I can keep it moist if we're talking cute i'm playing my bad
okay um okay kawaii okay so we're talking cutesy right cutesy
oh my goodness let me cook
check what are we thinking this one or this one big heart our little heart what are we thinking? Little, okay.
Little heart.
Change the face up.
Change the face up.
Change the face up change the face off okay it's giving it's giving um um yes Yes! Oh my goodness. My goodness!
Chad, should I keep it with the wings?
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
It's giving its hand!
Oh my goodness I fear I ate.
OH MY GOODNESS!
I'm gonna add some more bow with this stuff too.
The seashell clamoo bag!
Hey, excuse me!
I need to use it. so That's the worst thing I've ever seen.
Um, chat what are we thinking here?
Eight tails you're right! pink tails are white
yes
wait no, some cat ears where's the earsies
music where's the easiest
oh my goodness! so The first ones?
Stop it!
Make the boots white? Okay, hang on.
You're actually so right. Yeah you're so right. Oh my god. right Yeah?
Red bow?
No, no it kinda kills it.
Hold on hold on hold on hold on
oh yeah i'm messing with that
oh yeah i mess with that oh yeah i'm messing with that all day oh my goodness yes so so Under my umbrella, la, la, eh, eh.
Yes!
Oh, my goodness, dude.
Uh... I mean... I see what you tried to do. It could have been a little better, I'm gonna give you... Yeah, oh my goodness!
What is that?
What?!
Whoa! That's giving kawaii vibes, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, you ate a little bit of it.
There is some sleigh action.
There's some sleigh action there!
Maybe a little too much! so so I see what you did here. I'll mess with that, OK?
Ooh, I see what you did here too.
Okay!
I don't know that yeah
Yeah, it's pretty good
I don't know about the
stirred though Pretty good Yeah, it's pretty good. I don't know about the skirt though.
Pretty good. so so who developed this game
yo can i get mod so i can ban people who copy me oh my goodness you ate me up! Oh my goodness!
That's four star, that is... you slayed like crazy.
That is great.
Wow.
You slayed me, oh my goodness bro.
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
They're closing.
10,000,000 right now. Okay, I feel like I've seen one too many but the same.
That's good though!
I see what you did with the color coordination there.
A few different colors.
I think that's a lot of work.
I'm not sure if it was just me or the other team.
I don't know.
I think we're going to have to do this again.
We'll get back to it later.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I see what you did, the color coordination is there.
I still give a little bunny bag okay?
Yeah.
I want my bad friend home. I feel like we have seen quite a few of similar.
U8 though, I'm not gonna lie to you,
U8 is giving pixies.
Yo Jelly with the five!
See how messed with this simplistic not doing too much i like the color coordination i like the bag i like the hair
i like to make up i like the makeup i like the top
okay it's giving barbie movie a little bit i see what you did
i see what you did it's giving barbie movie okay yeah you joined late, I'm gonna give you two though.
No.
Did I win? Is that me? LET'S GOOOO!
SLAY!
I'm gonna get you, you're a loser. Oh my goodness, slay man. You know what I mean?
Dude! You know what I mean?
DUDE!
Okay, okay. The rigged allegations have to stop.
This...okay.
This is a winning fit.
Yo get away from me. Get away from me. This is a winning fit. Yo, get away from me, get away from me, get away from me. This was a winning fit chat you cannot tell me otherwise
it just is.
No what's not? You're telling me I shouldn't have won!
You're telling me I should NOT have won!
... I just want to peep.
I just want to peep real quick.
I just wanna peep real quick, hang on let's just peep what it is and if its bad we'll go into board games
Yeah i'm gone, I don't know what that is
I have absolutely no idea what that word was.
What was that?
Again, let's see what the people are saying here.
Was it rigged?
Vote truthfully,
chat. Don't sit here and just say
it was rigged because you're
hive minding and you're doing all that seriously vote if
you think it was rigged or not
yeah i'm banning everybody bro this is ridiculous there's no way y'all hating
this man y'all hate y'all straight-up hating right now this is that y'all straight up hating right now.
This is, y'all hating?
So Chad, I mean listen at some point y'all have to accept the fact that it's not rigged because how what are the odds that every game I get into? We do good. Every lobby can't be read you realize that right like every lobby can't be read.
Like, you know that.
Change your username, then we'll talk? It has nothing
to do with the usernames. They can still look at the screen
Yo Syfe with the five, appreciate you
What'd this dude just say?
What did you just say?
Look at this loser right here.
Look at this loser!
This is the definition of a hater, look at this. look at this look at this nobody hating the people here stream sniping and giving
you five stars for free points who says who it's the truth.
It's not, though.
It's literally
not the truth.
Y'all think I am paying off
voters? Chat, do y'all realize how insane that sounds?
Jack come on man! Come on, man.
Slayer!
Nightfall Terror Chad get them diapers on it's spooky time!
Lock in!
Get them diapers on
It's spooky time!
... The coping is insane?
Wait, who's coping me or you?
Now who's coping here, me or the chat? He barely pays his mods? I don't pay my mods at all!
What you talking about?! Yo, mods y'all getting paid?! Hey!
Hey, my mods do it for the love of the game.
They ain't doing it for a paycheck. They're do that for the love of the game man let me tell you hey
they do it for the love of the game chat yeah exactly your blog will five people appreciate you
Oh boss I'm not even their balls what do you mean
yo mac with the 5000 bits case you lost aura points for hating on transformers
you mean i lost or points for not liking giant robots that like go around
sorry flower with the five kids appreciate you sorry chat i just don't want to, you know...
Lock in.
Yo, Jelly with the five!
Turn off joins?
My joins aren't on and Roblox.
They're not on. So that itself...
Wakey, wakey, Sarah!
Am I Sarah? Are these my parents?
Lock in. Lore. Chat, lore.
We're almost there. Almost to the forest. Uh, what's it called?
It's called The Whispering Woods Forest. Why are we going there?
What a dumb name. What does that mean anyway?
I don't know, but the name gives me the creeps.
Yo dad it feels like we're going a little bit above speed limit. Also why are the bushes going with us? The bushes are out running the car. Really, there's nothing scary about those woods. I'm sure we'll be fine, probably.
Yo Alex... Everything is scary about the woods buddy buddy. Okay? Let's get that
out of the way already.
Man, I've seen her face in like 15 different horror games.
She was in Poop Killer 4.
She was in a game from the other day.
She'd been in like 10 different horror games.
Matter of fact, I think she was butt
naked in Poop Killer 4. Y'all remember that?
... killer for y'all remember that?
So, y'all remember that she was taking a shower and that dude was looking through the door and she was but naked in there hey get that paycheck though I see you I mean she gotta
be making bread you've been at all these war games you know she making
bread get that paycheck he looks like asmongold Yo! He ain't got the hair action, though.
He ain't got the long hair action.
He ain't got the long hair in action though.
We're just leaving our car here? is it that's kind of giving asthma
going a little bit ain't it
dude he kind of is
what if some guy just steals our car?
Well, Emily, that's why we carry the keys with us.
Is he smoking by the way?
El Smoker.
Relax, it's fine. There is nobody going to steal our car. There is nobodies gonna steal... Yo Alex what's wrong with you man?
There is nobodies
what
what person would go all the way out here in the woods to steal a car.
You ain't been to Arkansas, buddy.
I swear if our car gets stolen
it's over for us
oh no emily don't leave them don't leave them emily
are these my parents or am I the third wheel on a date?
And we're all gonna die.
What are you doing, have you never watched a Mr. Ballin video?
Like bro! in video. Like, bruh!
Alex, what are you doing?
He's doing average Alex activities.
We got any Alexes here at side point of the game as Alex?
I'm trying to see if I can make an opening on this fence.
Okay, Alex, you're going to get us all killed. I'm trying to see if I can make an opening on this fence.
Okay, Alex, you're going to get us all killed.
It literally says restricted area.
You've got to be kidding me.
Well, stop them Emily!
Look don't you want to go camping? It's through here.
I'm afraid we're already in the middle of the woods. We don't have to go through here into a
restricted area to go camping. Chad, would you go camping in a
restricted area? Matter-of-fact there's gonna be people that say yes I
already know why I'm asking.
You're getting on my nerves.
Chat, was her name always spelled like that? Look at the way her name is spelled.
Was it always spelled like that?
M Illy? M. Lily? Why are you sitting like that?
Now it's just spelled normally.
What is this?
That's game of the year right here, dude.
Bro, this might be game of the year-ski.
I'm not going to lie, chat. This up there with game of the year scheme. I'm not going to lie, chat. This up there
with game of the year, bro.
Let's be real.
Well, isn't
this nice? Just the three of us
here in the woods camping. Yeah, I guess
we're chilling about the mosquitoes and
the spider action.
It sure is bad news
is the fire dying. Yolex are you okay man like
he's still smoking too
i'll bring back more sticks for the fire.
I'll be back.
Yeah, you're not coming back Alex.
You're dead.
You'll... You be careful now.
Okay. you'll you be careful now
oh yeah he's dead yeah he's so dead gg yeah he's gone He ain't coming back. Phew, glad he's gone for now then why you married to him.
He's so annoying sometimes. Wow, I'm going to tell him everything
he's saying when he gets back.
But, I still love him. No, you don't.
Queso's booty farts with the five gift appreciates you
incoming scream So what are we doing?
Emily?
I can't...
He's been gone for a while now. I'm starting to get worried. Emily, he's been gone for
1 minute 30 seconds tops! My noodles wouldn't even have been done by now. I'm gonna go look for him.
Okay! Hurry back!
Case those butt shavings with the five gifted
i just heard something
y'all heard that I'm starting to get a little scared you know the law with the five guys Guys?
Um...
Hello? Hello?
Please?
Well, we haven't heard any screaming yet so maybe they're alright. You dead with the five gifted and Maddox with the five.
I'm hearing some screaming now, Wilbur with the fight as well.
So did somebody put a bag over my head? Where did I wake up at, hello? Yo, chat.
They might be dead.
I'm not going to... What? They might be dead I'm not what they must they might be dead help please please don't hurt me oh hey how you doing Was that like the back story to the game or something? Hello? Detective Mason.
Am I a cop?
Detective, are you sure about this?
Yes sir. Detective, are you sure about going to the woods at night? Oh so we're gonna be who goes out there!
Yes I'm confident that I can handle it on my own. But if I need assistance or radio for backup...
Why don't you just bring somebody with you?
You know what I mean?
Just remember, we're talking about Whispering Pines.
You know the stories right?
Yo Officer Daniels relax. We're okay.
I do know that!
I don't believe all all the stories about those woods
i think it's all nonsense
chet would you go into the woods at night by yourself?
Before I go there,
I need to look at the case files.
All right, bet.
I'll go into the woods at night by myself. I'm on like a four wheeler or something, but like walking?
No, but if I'm on like a side-by-side
or a four wheeler or something,
I'm good because you know,
you can go fast,
but like walking dude,
there's no more exposed place to be than in the woods
by yourself. You're just walking and if something pops off, you're dead because
everything in the woods is faster than you are not me but like y'all yeah you know
what i mean like i could me personally i can outrun everything but i can't speak for all y'all
you know what i mean but like average person yeah they get eight bro
like you look over there you see like a porcupine or something he gonna shoot them things at you yo we'll bring Yo, Wilbur with the five.
Three teams missing after camping in Whispering Pines.
Oh, so that was all just for...
Can you stop?
Can you stop with the beeping?
Hey!
Yeah, stop.
Yo! Hey! Hey!
Okay, well that's good.
I'm gonna go get my phone and then we'll talk about it later.
Okay.
Okay, well that's good.
Let's not view the case files again
Okay we know this conversation Alright chat, we're going out to the woods. Lock in!
Oh man, the production value. Hold up! Is this a triple A game?
Yo, this is crazy! I'm getting walking dead- never mind, it's not AAA.
That tire ain't even spinning.
Yeah man... Yeah, man. That's what I'm here whispering wood. This place sure is kind of spooky.
But I don't really care too much about that. I only care for the missing teens.
I'm hoping to find some clues on the whereabouts of those poor teens.
We just gonna leave the car running?
Buddy, do you know how high gas is?
Okay. Another game where we're using a Dollar Tree flashlight.
No flashlight, flashlight!
Like are you kidding me?
You know what is kind of cool though? There's streetlights out in the middle of the woods. That's kinda crazy.
We're dead.
I can still hear the car running vaguely.
Did you see your face in the flame? Wait, what?
My face was in the fire
no No.
What?
How about you bet nobody
clipped it
Dude that's not my face
Bro I face bro nothing like me what is this by the way like what is this format what am i looking at
that don't look now does that look like me bro
yo jack with the T, get the W Jack!
You can't see everything that's red and think it looks like me, Chad.
Okay how far are we going? Can't we just drive the car up in here? Dude, you know what's cool?
The footsteps sound effects don't change when you get on the
chat look grass footstep sound effects we get on the bridge same thing
that's what i'm talking about All right, we're still walking. Hello?
I see something. do not enter oh this is where they entered at in the prologue chat this where they entered so now guess what
no we got to enter.
We gotta do what we gotta do.
Y'all hear that? Well, someone didn't take this sign seriously.
Alright.
GG!
Oh man it's red! oh gg
oh man it's real dark
i see something I literally see the campfire. Hello? Hello? Hello? hello
y'all here
what is that?
Hmm, as expected they're not here.
I should look for clues.
I mean, it of looks like me nothing crazy what is that noise okay this is a clue I'm assuming.
Why's it floating?
There's a shirt... Dirt.
Back sack.
Look how excited they are about telling me I found a clue Chad look what is that noise
can we acknowledge how big their tents are to look at these kids lighter else
that was from Alex, because Alex was smoking them cigarettes.
Okay I got all three clues what now do i go this way?
Well I found some stuff.
But this doesn't help me find them.
Some detective you are Mason!
I shouldn't give up just yet.
I need to keep finding more clues.
Well, this is the way they went so... it so
gg we're dead Hello? Hello?
Do we got a gun? Dude, there ain't no amount of money you could be paying me to go out here like this. stop playing him hello I know y'all heard that.
I'm not tripping.
Something just growled at me!
... just growled at me
please don't eat me man
i got enough i ain't got enough meat on my bones for it to be worth your time anyway.
I see something- meow I think I crapped myself a little bit. All right, let's go.
What'd this dude just say?
How embarrassing that was for you...
You act like I'm the only person in here that's scared. What are you talking about?
Okay, this is creepy.
Yeah, this is the most creepy... yeah.
A house in the middle of the woods? Wow Detective Mason I see why they pay you the big bucks.
Hmm...maybe someone in here knows about the teens. I'll try knocking on the door first. If this is all you gotta do to be a detective, this like what? This dude sucks! This dude thinks he's, uh, Sherlock Holmes.
Dude, there's no way I would ever knock on this door.
This is a death trap, man! Nobody seems to be home. I should probably look for a... No, you shouldn't! You should go back to the car we should slide through Taco bell on the way home and go home
don't you want to go through a drive-through again you ain't gonna be able to do that if
you die out here I can't reach the key
press what to end You know what's kind of throwing me off?
The K is nowhere near the T on the keyboard.
It's literally like five buttons down!
Alright, let's uh... Uh oh. Please tell me that didn't open. Did that open? all right is there like a stick or something around here that I can use to
grab the key you got like a broom or...
No?
Does that mean I have to go into the woods To find a stick?
I don't understand.
Why don't you just go home? Because Detective Mason wants to be a hero. Alright chat, we're looking for a tree branch.
If you see a branch type, branch. Can you put like a little highlight or something? Uh-huh. Yo, Mason, aren't you a detective?
Shouldn't you be working for the police?
I'm not a cop!
You're a cop?!
You're a cop?! You're you be able to find a tree branch really quick?
Chey, y'all typing branch? Y'all know y know no ain't seen a branch dude oh man we're
gonna be here for an hour
can i get a branch Yo, game.
I'm not gonna lie.
You're going to put like a little highlight or something?
Is there only,
is there multiple branches I can find or just a one branch
situation?
Because if this is a one-branch situation that's bad Also, should I be looking on the ground or can
the branch be in the tree?
Yeah Gigi Yeah, GG chat. oh yeah gg dude you know what i mean Jack!
Help! Oh fuck. oh my goodness it's a christmas miracle no way Bruh!
Does that- does the key double as a flashlight?
Uh oh chat, look what it says
chat look what it says again ah Help? Look what you done got yourself into, Detective Mason.
Look what you done got us into. Where am I? into where am i you're a detective you should know where you are buddy The guy took my gear? What gear? We had a Dollar Tree flashlight. Find your walkie-talkie. Oh, we had a walkie-talkie? I wonder where he put it at. What is that? Is that a box of cereal with like the brand taped over it or something that is the shiniest mattress i've ever seen what when I see something under the pillow
i wonder what these symbols mean it goes box bed and then cage what
but chat look there's a code. Y'all got the code? I'm not, I'm not understanding right now.
Oh that's the lights on! standing right now
oh that's the lights on that's crazy wait what
is this the matrix what am i looking at
eight sim So... Five.
Am I a genius?
Six. Am I a genius? I'm not a genius. I'm going to go ahead and do that. so it's a one okay let's try it. There is no world that will ever exist
where you
will be able to convince me
that that is a one
now yeah Was the code one and not seven? Yeah it was but that doesn't mean that's a one. That is a seven. seven
you're wrong oh am i so. you're literally just trolling
you're actually just trolling right now.
This poll means nothing.
This poll literally means nothing.
Y'all trolling.
Dude, y-y'all...dude that's cr-
Dude, y'all are coping! F*** so hello I think I exited the door too quick.
I didn't have a flashlight.
Turn the brightness up?
You think this game has a brightness setting?!
815.
Cattle... Cow.
Is there walkie-talkies and stuff in here?
Oh, it's not. Okay let's just go out the door then.
I'm scared.. If I had a dollar for every time I've been jump-scared by lightning...
Damn. What's that noise?
Um, hello?
Who was that? Hello?
I can't see nothing.
I need a flashlight!
Am I going downstairs?
This is the creepy...
Like, I'm getting...
Dude.
Chad, don't worry detective mason's got this okay
don't worry detective mason is going to get us out of this, chap. um so so That's a nice show, I like that show! I like that show!
AHHHHH! uh I literally thought it wanted me to sneak beside him and grab something out of the closet.
You know what I mean? calm My bad. Ah! It appears that I have glitched into the bookcase and can't move.
Dude, game of the year
what is going on dude dude i can't wait to see how this is it better be worth it
I'm not gonna lie this game got some jump scares though. They got me a few times
Dude, I think I could get the world record for most space,000 clicks per minute.
Like no lie, at least.
Alright let's see if we can get out of here this time champ!
Ahhhh! child i could do it even faster listen am i glitched again what is this game doing
bro Do a test? Wait, you can do a test? Alright come on.
All right, come on.
Chey, you can do a spacebar clicking test please don't glitch me again, bro.
There we go.
Alright let's go chat
do one i'll do one after this, remind me. Did I ever go in this room?
I can't. Okay, so...
Where is the key?
Oh. so It says sneak past the kidnapper and find the key but i don't know where the key would be Maybe the table? Help! Help! I don't know what to do where's this key i don't want him to kill me again I can't go in here. It has to be in here here it has to be in here it has to be We got it. Let's go!
Let's go!
Who is saying ask him?
What?! saying ask him what so
cigarettes oh Cigarettes? Oh.
Hello, does anyone copy?
Hello?
Okay, I get the point! You could have just put three.
Affirm- Oh it's Officer Daniels! He answered!
Affirmative. Loud and clear. How can I help you detective?
I've been kidnapped by some guy wearing a hoodie.
I got hit pretty hard in the head, I need backup ASAP!
I'm in some abandoned house
In the middle of the Whispering Woods forest
You've got to hurry
Are you alright?
Buddy, did you not just pay attention
To anything I said
Okay attention to anything I said.
How much you want bet Officer Daniels is the killer?
And he's asking me have I found him. Buddy, I'm in a death situation! find the basement yeah that yeah okay that sounds like a pretty bad idea. um Okay. Chat, lock in. so 483. Oh no, it's a four code.
Bookshelf TV keypad. Flashlight? I don't have a flashlight chat did y'all see one I'm sorry. so I don't need them to hide.
I'll hide in here, I need to turn off my flashlight and hide in the dark.
I don't have a flashlight!
That was all luck! so so. Is he gone? I'm about to ban everybody saying press F. Do you think, do you understand?
Do y'all think I am stupid? um What is that? so How did I get back in here? Is it bugged!
If I restart, does it put me at a checkpoint? um. is so. so. I'm going to be here.
Chat type 1, if that was game 3 here, man.
Wait before we jump on episode 6 I gotta do this click test first.
Chet, am I skinny?
Be honest with me. Okay, here we go. okay chat you ready? Great poll.
Here we go. so average that's literally not average that's not average 30 second you ready so I could have had more, but my hands started cramping.
Dude! I'm still top 1% of the world. Do one hand?
One hand. so so one hand one finger? ah ah Dude, the stamina is the only... No hands? Alright, bet.
No hand.
No hands. Here we go. so so That BBL came in used for today, buddy. No, like actually no bias.
How quick is 9.5?
Okay. You know what's crazy?
I can go faster than that
yo Wilbur with the five cap all right Count. It's not counting all my clicks, bro.
I'm going too fast it's glitching.
Nah, bro!
I'm going to fast and it's glitching it
no bro it was glitching because it was going too fast so it
was glitching. check out some haters man
check what's y'all's high Check.
What's y'all's high score?
9.5 is low-key unbeatable.
Chat. Chat. chat episode 6
RLCraft
we're not dying today
I know I've said before that we're not gonna die but I mean it
this time we're not dying today no deaths on this episode. You understand me? Type 1 if you believe. There's the prediction chat! I'm telling you bro we're not dying in our L craft today straight up Oh period man Straight up. Period, man.
You're wide?
Yeah, because the camera's on
wide lens. Of course I'm wide.
I'm not wide in person
chad this episode 6 or episode 5?
Which one is it?
Dude, last night's
episode was rough, Chad.
Type 1 if he was here for that.
Bro, last night's episode
was rough.
But listen, chat.
Today we are finding our home,
our permanent home, okay?
That is the goal for today.
The goal for today is to find our permanent home, all right?
That's the goal.
And also we're never entering another...
What's it called?
Another desert.
Never.
Y'all can't my okay I'll get
to my street game that would be a
disaster
now there's no way you see them chat lock lock in man let's go we're about to cook dude I'm so
fit bro ah leaner just build a house? I'm not building no house.
What do I look like, a builder?
... You're gonna die 10 seconds into the next episode.
Alright, watch!
Whose face is that in the window you mean in the mirror that yeah that's my face right there yep somebody's sipping at a family
yo this thing takes forever to load bro.
There's no way that window gate is still going on.
There's no way there are still
people who legitimately
believe that these are windows.
Chat, it's August
of 2024.
Is it? Or is it or is it september oh it's july bro it's july
of 2024.
There's no way
that window gate is still going on.
Bro, lock in chat. Nothing but success today. Let's go dude.
Prove it? Okay I'll prove it right now!
Look in the mirror, I'm gonna throw this water bottle- No look in the mirror I'm gonna throw this water but no look in
this mirror keep your eyes right here I'm gonna
throw the water bottle you're gonna see it reflect in the mirror
you see a flag off screen exactly Okay, watch. You see it fly across the screen? Exactly!
Bro what's wrong with y'all man?
Bro, what is wrong with y'all dude?
Fuck it. Lock in.
Lock in, Chad! Come on! No deaths...
Nothing but success...
We're finding our new home.
We're going to find our new home in a biome that's not too hot,
not too cold, medium temperature and then once we
find that, we can start playing.
Let's go.
Windy world.
Windy
world.
Let's go.
We're going to keep moving one direction until we find a place that speaks
to us, and like I said, Chad,
we will find that place that speaks to us okay Life.
Okay, which direction do y'all want to go and never stop? solid
i'm feeling some east action. Chad, we can't go south! It's hot down south.
What's that noise?
What was that noise?
Was that that giant sea...
Oh yeah, by the way chat, those big serpents that we've seen in the sea are
those the biggest things in the ocean or bigger stuff
there's bigger? No, Sean.
I have earplugs in, idiot!
You ain't getting me today gooseball you so yeah keep singing you ain't sucking me in loser Yeah, I got my earplugs.
What you gonna do?
Matter of fact, I need to make some backup earplugs real quick. Okay, I'm...
Even if we haven't been to this village
I'm not going there because it's too hot.
Ooh! This biome looks chill
What y'all think the tip to temperature here is chat
why is there fire falling from the sky
hello Hello?
Why was there...
Chad, I'm not gonna lie. What are we thinking about this biome right here?
Yes or no?
... it's still close to the desert though so what's still gonna be hot
look this is straight up desert action chat.
I don't know about all of this dude. I hear something. Yo chat, why do I keep hearing noise? Here's what we're going to do. Listen,
We are gonna walk up in this area and see if we can find a place to live. Sound good?
Because this don't look like it's that hot!
Let's see...
Okay, it's not that hot.
We're good!
Right? right
did i just Did I just wi- Let's go.
On the search for a new home chat it's not too hot right here okay maybe
it is does that flame mean it's too hot chatter is it okay? Bitch, you need cool lined armor or a cooling coil. This? This is underwear!
I'm going to have to go. All right, chat.
Look.
Chat, look.
If we ever see any cooling goo goo make sure I pick that up okay if you never see that we gotta take that out for the gun to them cuz when I go enough
don't see that I know y'all take your model for Take the armor off real quick.
Chat, are those things friendly or not friendly?
Because they don't look friendly. Um, this place...
Yeah I don't think I wanna live here. Y'all want to get back on the boat?
... Yeah, you know what? I'm going to go ahead and leave. Crap!
Chat, this isn't home we did take a look at it so we at least we at least we saw that's what happens when you go
when you buy a home jack you. You look around, you look at
stuff and if you don't like it, you keep looking.
So guess what? We're going to keep looking.
I want to never see a desert biome again. That's what I want! so what What? Now we can't...
Goodbye.
I know y'all saw that dragon, I'm gone!
Uh-uh! Dude, I keep hearing like water noises and it's making me think that big sea creature is like swimming over here.
Do you think there's a sea creature around here? We're good.
Wait, I see normal trees. We're good.
Wait, I see normal trees!
Also do you think there's anything good on those pirate ships?
Because there's like actual pirates
on that thing.
Wait, I know where we are.
How did we get here?
This is the area with the Wait, I know where we are. How did we get here?
This is the area with the...
Yeah let's keep moving. Yeah, let's keep moving!
I actually have the coordinates to this place, but how did I get back here?
... how do i get back here
dude this place is insane Don't do it. Oh yeah, there's no way I can go in there right now. There's no shot.
I'm over here dying to like little lizards and stuff much less going there.
Queso six pack of pudding cups
with the five gift. Appreciate you.
Go in there? There's
crazy loot. You know what else is in there?
Death.
Wait...
Wait, chat! Wait wait wait wait! Is this a good biome? Yes or no?
We've been here too. I saw a big lizard.
I'm so cooked.
I'm actually so good. so Help.
What's wrong with sleep? Who was that?
I see it! Do you see it?! I just saw it!
Okay.
Hang on.
Should I mine this for some levels, chat? What do we think? I think so.
Remember, we're gonna put all of our levels
into mining for now.
I'm kind of messing with this biome a little bit
because we're not too hot right now.
So I wonder if y'all are messing with this.
Okay. You know what? No, he just killed an octopus! so oh I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! what What?
What?
What? what
what
what
what What? What just happened? Hello
Well, why didn't I spawn?
No.
Did I just...no way I lost my stuff, right?
How do I get back there?! You ain't gonna mess with me! so Am I ever going to see my stuff again? Where am I?
Jack, where's my stuff?
I hope that's not a dragon. I think it's one of those...
You don't know what the worst part about this is. I respawned in a place that we could live at.
Chat, you can't do coordinates in this you have to have a compass Okay, it's not a dragon.
I'm not going to accept the fact that I just lost everything.
Because here's what I'm thinking, maybe our stuff is more than how many chunks is there
away before these ones so i Can you hear me? What just happened?
WHAT IS THAT?!
... uh I thought he farted on me and it poisoned me! Please.
Please.
Please. so yes so so Please.
I don't know what this is. Hey! Hey, can you hear me?
Hey!
Ma'am! Ma'am so yeah so Why did you attack the sea monster, you idiot?
Because it was a sea monster and I was on land.
So I shot it with my bow
And I wasn't expecting it to jump out of the water
And kill me when I'm 30 feet on a mountain that's why so yay so so this is still somehow chance so um so Hey! so okay Okay. Chat, we can get our stuff back!
Don't lose hope!
Why is the water..
Is that the Northern Lights?
I like how all of the cool stuff is happening when I'm in the worst state ever. Did the bad survive? Yeah, pay him off. I got it. uh so so Is that thing friendly? I see something new and insanely terrifying every single day that I load this game up.
The bed!
Why did you place the wall? Oh my goodness, the game is saved.
Wait, the game is saved.
Oh my goodness, we're saved!
Chat? Chat?! Chat, we're saved!
Can't we ban the guy that just said make wool armor?
What are you talking about?
Okay. it's real bruh alright chat we're getting our stuff back.
Come on.
We may have absolutely nothing right now, but we will.
Okay?
Chain. chain boost in a dream. We're hoping for a miracle here.
Chat, we are hoping for a miracle. Okay?
You know what's good, though? I haven't seen any deadly enemies around here.
You think my backpack these moms Dude, the crazy part is that this biome would have been perfect to live in five minutes okay it hasn't been five minutes
it's been like a minute and a half since
we died
right right like a village.
I'm really hoping
For a village, Chad
I'm not gonna lie
Like
Really hoping
For a village.
I'M BEGGING FOR A VILLAGE!
Oh my god so That better not be a dragon. Dude, what is this game?
Village top left with the five. Appreciate you.
Wait...
wait a minute
Wait!
I've seen that before!
Wait! so so so Can you eat these? wait a minute is this the same hang on we might be safe so Wait a minute Wait
There's a crafting table in here Wait.
There's a crafting table in here! There ain't no chest in here. so I think this is the set.
I think I know where we are.
Okay. so so I need an axe.
I need something shiny to axe!
I don't wanna have to break... wait.
... wait um You're on land now, you're gonna drown idiot!
What a goober.
You suck.
Now you're're gonna drown dummy Listen, here's what we're going to do.
Here's what we are going to do right now.
Listen up! here right now listen up
okay
yeah Yeah. Wait, he can breathe air?
Why is he not...
How long is the slowness gonna stay on for?!
Stop!
Okay, okay. Relax, relax.
We need...we need gravel and we need rocks.
Chat, why is the slowness your legs are broken? so How do you use this? Did that do anything?
Okay, we're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
Okay, good news! Hey, can you hear me please? Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am, thank you so much. Thank you so much!
Th-thank you SO MUCH ma'am!
You're a lifesaver literally!
THANK YOU!
You are the only person I can trust out here. Here's where...
We're going this way.
Chat, we're going this way.
New mission!
We are getting our stuff back.
Period.
Excuse me.
I'm gonna go get my stuff. Excuse me.
I've seen a lot of people be like, oh man you're the worst Minecraft player ever.
Buddy...
Buddy this ain't minecraft, This is a whole new game, buddy!
There's no way he sees me here...
I'm under the canopy of the tree.. so. so Hello friend.
Where am I?
W-smart! W spawn. Oh my goodness, W spawn!
Where did I just f-
Am I where I think I am? Hey! Hey, I need help!
I must speak to the king!
... so Wait, wait chat We're good.
I'm breaking in.
HEY! Yo you got something for me? Man, you suck.
Ah, my lung hurt!
I'm stealing. Sorry. ah Nobody was hurt? I handled that well.
There's no way y'all ain't got nothing for me to take, man!
This is ridiculous!
Get outta here!
Now!
I don't care. Give me food, give me something!
I'm taking this You know what?
This, you know what?
Yeah, I'm embracing this.
You know what?
I'm embracing this. You know what? I'm embracing this.
You wake up randomly, you get blown up by a dragon,
but you wake up randomly on the top of a frozen mountain.
You look down,
there's a giant um city below me
you go through you take everything they own
then you make your own adventure and get revenge on that absolute loser
that killed me earlier.
W plotline
Is there nothing in here?
Why y'all got all these chests
if there ain't nothing in here.
Chat, that's the lure right?
excuse me chick hey man look bro
i know you wanna be friends and everything but
oh friends and everything, but...
Maybe we'll hit a crazy come-up in here. What? What is that?
Guys, there's something outside!
I don't know what it is uh it's help man Thank you. Appreciate it.
I must steal.
I MUST STEAL!
I MUST!
Ssssshhhh Thanks pal. You stole from a church? Bro! My bad. I'm just trying to make it, man. My bad. Yo, yo can somebody do something about that giant flying creature?
Please?!
Oh my god. Please! so Yo, chat.
The villain origin story is not gonna happen here because there's nothing here for me to take!
No... No. No!
No! so so uh so Reptile ruckus!
Scalian scat! Subtile ruckus. Scaly and scandalous.
What?
Hey, wait.
Am I getting trolled? No. What is happening?
Am I going insane or did y'all just see that?
Scaly and scandalous.
Get away from me! Are you serious? uh um um Oh hey, how y'all doing? Yo chat remember when I uh
Remember when I said it was impossible for this episode to be worse than last night's
episode Am I just am i just bad or is this game incredibly difficult
please tell me it's just incredibly difficult.
I can still salvage this. Chat, I can still save this episode.
Chat... chat please i can still save this episode, do you understand? Type 1 if you believe. You wanna know what's crazy? Get out!
Hey, how y'all doing? so so Found with the fire, appreciate you Hey
I ain't worried about nothing
We're saving this episode
Straight up
Yo are we butt naked
running through the woods right now?
Yeah, we are. But that doesn't matter.
What matters is what's to come.
Not being butt naked running through the woods.
I would ask that
you would please don't kill me,'ve been through a lot please spare me so. Good spot, come on. Please. What's that? I don't know.
I'm not sure what it is, but...
Oh, there we go!
There we go!
There we go!
There we go!
There we go!
There we go! There we go! What's that?
Yeah, let's not go towards that. Disaster episode man.
Disaster episode dude!
Just keep running, just keep running. Just, just keep running. Keep running.
Is this a building?
Come on!
Hello? come on hello wait a minute
i can't see anything.
There's nothing in this building here I'm sorry. Queso's lost stuff with the five gift, appreciate you.
Life? I can't even say life more like death Wait, what is this?
Is this a prison?
What on this planet Earth?
What is this?!
Yo, found another five.
Oh... five i see a chest can i break this with my hand It's a trap?
You think so?
I'm going. We need a miracle! This is our miracle!
You got nothing to lose? Exactly, we have
nothing to lose! What is that?
Was that a ghost orb did you see that that was the ghost or Jesus. There's gotta be something crazy. What?
What is this? what
what is going on should we go down or should we check the other hallways real quick first? so so so Why didn't you take everything? Everything what?! The bones that were in the coffin!
I don't know.
I'm not sure if it was a good idea to do this, but...
I think we should go back and look for the body of the dead.
I'll be right there. Why didn't you take everything? Everything what, ill survival instincts. I'm alive!
I'm alive!
I'm alive It's a birthday cake. Is that a birthday cake? Please!
Birthday cake, birthday cake...
Wait is this a trap?! Why is there a cake down here? Terraria's ten times harder, just so you know. No it's not.
I've already beaten Terraria multiple times.
It's not harder than this.
Stop coping!
Why don't you jump on this game and try something, loser?
I'm eating this. I don't care, I'm eating this dude! so No!
I am so sorry.
I did not know that was yours i would oh I don't want to kill him then!
Wait.
Wait, Wspawn wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait wait
w spawn this has been the biggest biggest so so I'm a survivor uh What are you doing? do this it is not fair!
Pfft. oh Y'all wanna do something about this? so uh Here's the plan. I run upstairs, run past this thing...
...and then I'll go to the other side and get back up there. i run upstairs run past this thing best episode so far there's no way to say that david Jesus! Kill him!
Yes! Kill that bird!
Oh no... uh so so so Good smell, let's go. so oh so so so Kitty! Kitty! the come up starts here the come-up starts here
kitty it's all back The come up starts here.
Kitty, it's all bad!
The come-up right here... We're gonna go in here and there is going to be everything we could have ever wanted. Watch! Kitty!
Kitty! Kitty! Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait, not bad! Wait, wait not bad!
Wait, not bad Jack, not bad! Hang on!
Wait, if we find a waypoint, we can teach them. so so. What should we do? No time to talk, I must act.
What are the odds that I can jump in this water right here and swim to that shore without dying so so so so What is that? What is that and should i go to it
yes Yes. so Oh my goodness, what? What? what Two enchanting tables on either side of the door? There better be something majestic in this chest. so so I'm not sure what you're talking about. like I appreciate the band-aids and the sticks but I need something a little more man im gonna take a bed This is a perfect base?
In what world
Is this a perfect base. I love it here. I can make an axe now.
Chet, I can make an axe now. Let's go!
Not bad! What's the matter? Why ain't you right-clicking it? What's going on here?
Right click it!
Oh, my God. Chad, do we level up our mining? so so so No, you need 32 magic for that. magic no I'm about to sleep. Five! five that is crazy I should do the iron too, huh?
Did y'all hear that?
What was that?
I will never find which furnace I use now GG Whatever, it's fine.
Yo Tommy with the five! It was only one call anyway, it doesn't matter. should i just make a regular sword chat? Saber?
Pace smell saber.
No, how do you make a handle?
No! I need a piece of wool for a handle.
There ain't no wool in here!
Why y'all seem digged out, Jack? What? Why? so Why?
You think they're still there can i get myself
why did y'all tell me to dig down and then i dug
down and then some nerd said just go down
there what is wrong with you man so you know what, chat?
We're gonna have to do it.
We wouldn't even be able to get out of here anyway!
Chat we would chat we wouldn't have even been able to get out of here anyway so Let's hope for a good spawn right here. Wait. Hear me out?
Wait, hear me out? Hear ye, hear ye! so so Bro, stop coping.
You sold the whole world?
Start over?
I really sold... Starting over would be worse
than respawning and building back up.
Because if I completely
start over, I don't have any of my
levels, you bum shut up
Jimmy you sold the whole world. You sold the whole world! YOU SOLD THE WHOLE WORLD!
Cause one of you nerds told me to shoot that thing that was in the ocean and he jumped up and killed me.
This dragon better not. Oh, here we go.
The come up right here the come up right here to come up
but come on
oh there's another dragon.
Oh, so there's two of them things?
Okay, I feel ya.
Two of them things huh?
Man! Ooh, ooh what is this weight? in
oh what is this wait
wait come on, actually.
You gain nothing from killing me!
I have nothing!
We're saved.
We're safe. This is all I need to make a comeback!
THIS IS ALL I NEED TO MAKE A COMEBACK, I'M NOT COPING! I'm not coping.
I'm not coping.
This is all I need.
Chat, was this the worst episode or the best episode?
I'm sure to y'all it was the best episode, because you losers get to sit here and farm channel points
And watch me die over and over again. But we w- DUDE!
I got FOR, man.
Oh, I need something good in here. Come on.
Oh it just looks like something good is going to be in here. Oh there's gotta be something good up in here.
Oh, there's gotta be something good up in here!
And by
something good I mean there's absolutely nothing in here.
Alright, bet. red dragon this time all right that's what's up. Oh!
Excuse me. Thank you.
You need to find a dragon egg? Would that make me king of the dragons, they wouldn't bother me no more?
I'm going to have to go back. wouldn't bother me no more wait i see something up here wait What is this?
Wait.
What on this planet earth am I looking at? that a diamond rock what is this wait what is this so This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Oh my goodness! so so Come on. the come up bro. Chad, do you at least feel bad for me a little bit? You know what?
I'm not that mad right now.
Because we got some gold and gold here.
That's fine.
This is fine.
Oh, hang on a minute...
That's not good! Well, chat, this looks like a good place to start the next episode uh chad i got good news though. Here's the good news right?
Chad hear me out here is the good news you listening?
The good news is,
Is that it is impossible to have a worse episode than what just happened.
So tomorrow's episode literally cannot be worse than what we just experienced
i have never in my life could have imagined that we would've
gotten destroyed as
bad as we did tonight.
But you know what, Chad?
You gotta go through lows to get to the highs
you got to go through the valleys to get to the top of the mountain
so you know what i'm happy it happened because you know what
today might have been an absolute disaster, but it was a learning experience.
I come back stronger tomorrow.
Hey!
Chad we got destroyed either way?
Great stream.
We may have been destroyed, but great stream either way chat I love y'all man. Hey
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight
Precise to get the subs don't know, bits, follows. Of course I'm pre-signing off with this thing now.
Hey y'all have a good rest of y'alls night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
See y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen.
I love you all right?
Peace out yo.