🟨LOSING MY MIND🟨

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🟨LOSING MY MIND🟨

07-15-2024 · 4h 34m

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[00:00:00] Yo.

[00:00:05] What's good, what's good Rob?

[00:00:10] What's good Faith?

[00:00:11] What's good chat?

[00:00:12] What's good Zack?

[00:00:13] What's good ladies and gentlemen? What's good Asney? What's good, ladies and gentlemen? What's good, Asney? What's good, Chad?

[00:00:14] Talk.

[00:00:16] We back, baby.

[00:00:17] What's good, B?

[00:00:18] What's good, Ayo?

[00:00:18] What's good, Chad?

[00:00:19] What's good, Mom?

[00:00:22] Chad, I'm back, man!

[00:00:25] What's good, Faded? chat I'm back man skill faded

[00:00:27] chat y'all miss me how we doing dude

[00:00:31] yo royal aliya

[00:00:33] steel snake ve, appreciate you.

[00:00:37] Yo Sub Ratty, appreciate it.

[00:00:39] Chat, how we doing man?

[00:00:40] We back!

[00:00:43] Hoodie color, blue hoodie baby.

[00:00:49] Blue hoodie! hoodie color blue hoody baby blue hoodie chat how's everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10 let me hear it man

[00:00:54] chat how we doing on a scale of one to ten

[00:00:56] chat y'all miss me be honest type one if you miss

[00:01:01] me chat yo nine nine uh

[00:01:05] tiff stoned possum with the 11 months. Dr. Pepper, Nikki Kai. Appreciate it. Chat

[00:01:14] we back baby I'm back and I'm fit, skinny.

[00:01:20] More skinnier, more fit than ever.

[00:01:24] Yo Farrah with the five gift appreciates you Farrah.

[00:01:26] You know Jack?

[00:01:26] Hey.

[00:01:29] Had a good gym sesh

[00:01:30] ran a quarter

[00:01:31] mile

[00:01:32] that's what I

[00:01:33] do chat

[00:01:33] that's what

[00:01:35] I do

[00:01:36] er day

[00:01:36] and y'all

[00:01:38] spamming cap already but it's all good i know what i did you know

[00:01:44] watch jinxie what do you mean watch jinksy is he good

[00:01:50] what happened was he cooking Is he good? What happened?

[00:01:51] Was he cooking?

[00:01:58] He's boxing.

[00:02:00] He's fighting somebody He's fighting somebody?

[00:02:03] Did he win?

[00:02:07] Jinx,

[00:02:08] he's fighting somebody? Come on. body did he win wait did I miss it?

[00:02:29] No! I missed it.

[00:02:35] Chad, I missed it dude. What muscle group

[00:02:37] did you work out today? Leg day.

[00:02:39] Sunday is leg day.

[00:02:41] You missed it?

[00:02:44] Wait, is it on his VOD?

[00:03:05] Oh Yo, hold up! Wait a minute.

[00:03:09] The co-main event?

[00:03:13] Yo that's his dad. His dad is cool. I actually met his dad.

[00:03:15] He's really cool.

[00:03:18] We've got...

[00:03:19] Bro, did he win?

[00:03:23] One second.

[00:03:28] Whatever you're ready to go. One second. Fight, are you ready?

[00:03:30] Jason, you're ready!

[00:03:31] Fight!

[00:03:38] Oh no! Break break break break break.

[00:03:40] Oh, no!

[00:03:59] Go ahead go ahead Bro! Yo, he's loading up his wide hook. His arms all the way

[00:04:01] back here, he's loaded it up like Donkey Kong.

[00:04:07] Break break break Yo, he load that thing up like Donkey Kong I would hate right? Dude, dude,

[00:04:20] dude. I would hate boxing

[00:04:22] so bad because

[00:04:24] literally if like

[00:04:26] I'm in there fighting somebody boxing

[00:04:28] you gotta fight off the urge to like just slam them dude that would suck man The picture?

[00:04:47] Is that moist?

[00:04:55] Wait, are they in Moist Compound?

[00:05:06] Yo! Look at Moist spectating dude. he's watching over him man yo ominous with the five gifted

[00:05:12] fight wait jeepxy won by decision? 5 8

[00:05:13] 7

[00:05:15] 6

[00:05:16] Bro

[00:05:17] 4

[00:05:18] 3

[00:05:20] Dude, you can call me soft

[00:05:21] but Jinxy won right? He won.

[00:05:25] Bro, you can call me

[00:05:26] soft, but bro

[00:05:28] I'm not boxing unless I got a head

[00:05:30] gear on dude. Like I'm sorry

[00:05:32] man. We've got dude shout out to these guys for actually boxing

[00:05:39] bro because i'm not getting it i'm not a dude i'm sorry chat but like

[00:05:43] unless you're paying me like a million dollars,

[00:05:45] I'm not boxing with no headgear on, dude.

[00:05:47] I'm sorry.

[00:05:49] Chat, you can call me soft if you want to,

[00:05:51] but like all it takes is one hit to the side of the head

[00:05:54] and you're not the same person. You know what

[00:05:56] I mean? Yo Anonymous with The Five Gift appreciates

[00:05:59] you! Chat literally all it takes is one bad

[00:06:04] hit, and you're just changed forever.

[00:06:08] Wow, thanks mom.

[00:06:12] That definitely wasn't boxing.

[00:06:13] No, they're boxing.

[00:06:14] They're throwing.

[00:06:15] He does in this corner with a lefty. they're boxing they're throwing Get up or you'll be-

[00:06:36] Hey, Jinx. He won it though didn't he?

[00:06:39] Yo Pharah with the five gig to appreciate you, Pharoah.

[00:06:41] Chad, could you imagine me

[00:06:42] stabbed in a boxing ring?

[00:06:45] Chad, could you imagine

[00:06:47] bro

[00:06:48] you think I'd win Chad, could you imagine? Bro.

[00:06:50] You think I'd win?

[00:06:54] Why y'all saying no like you can't even imagine that?

[00:06:58] You would deflect all of their hits.

[00:07:01] Dude, here's the thing, Chad.

[00:07:02] I wouldn't do it.

[00:07:04] If I ever had to fight somebody,

[00:07:05] I couldn't do boxing.

[00:07:06] I'd have to do straight up MMA action.

[00:07:10] Like, I'm sorry, but if you're ever like in a fight chat think about it you ever see like a

[00:07:13] street fight most of the time bro they're not just

[00:07:16] boxed they're like grabbing and throwing literally going literally like bro if i'm looking where y'all a sumo wrestling youtube video bro

[00:07:39] chat should i go to a professional sumo wrestling meet

[00:07:45] do you know what the crazy part is

[00:07:49] you can call me delusional if

[00:07:51] you want to chat but hear me out

[00:07:53] i feel like i could beat a professional sumo wrestler at sumo wrestling

[00:07:58] i'm not gonna lie

[00:08:02] either because dude here's

[00:08:04] the thing with sumo wrestling chat sumo wrestling is all about like

[00:08:08] angles and leverage that's all sumo wrestling is so

[00:08:12] here's what I do here's how you win a sumo wrestling match right

[00:08:15] here. So dude big, right? He

[00:08:17] huge. I'm going to get on my back

[00:08:19] foot like this. Big

[00:08:21] dudes gonna come after me. I'm going to

[00:08:23] get on my back foot. I'm going to put my hand under his stomach. I'm going to get on my back foot, I'm going to put my hand under

[00:08:25] his stomach, I'm going to squat down

[00:08:27] and throw him over my shoulder

[00:08:29] out of the ring.

[00:08:34] Straight up. straight up straight up you know your eyes equal to five queso six-pack of

[00:08:44] pudding cup with the five.

[00:08:49] Chat, y'all don't understand bro.

[00:08:54] Chat, I was talking to one of my friends on the phone earlier bro and I was like bro they don't understand

[00:08:56] I used to be an athlete bro chat y'all

[00:08:59] dude i used to be bro my peak athletic ability six foot two i was 280 with a six pack.

[00:09:09] I ran a four flat 40 yard dash,

[00:09:13] I was hitting like 450 foot home runs

[00:09:16] and I was the fastest kid on the football team bro.

[00:09:21] Liar, bro.

[00:09:24] Bro Chad,

[00:09:26] the day that I get naked on camera, y'all are gonna realize bro.

[00:09:30] What does your shirt say?

[00:09:34] Can't catch me, I'm the ginger beard man.

[00:09:38] Somebody brought us up

[00:09:43] somebody gave it to me in fan mail so

[00:09:49] some I gave it to me a fan mail. It's pretty, you know, it's pretty clean.

[00:09:55] Chat dude just give me a little bit. Dude we're unironically gonna do some gym streams chat like for real.

[00:10:02] So I'm a surprise y'all one day

[00:10:04] were actually gonna do a gym stream no lie

[00:10:08] For real

[00:10:10] I'm dead serious.

[00:10:13] I might get Phantom to come too.

[00:10:18] 6-1, six games just skipped at five.

[00:10:21] You'll present that red Frankie? Wait is this actually 6-1-6 games?

[00:10:31] This better not be 616 games scared of health no there's no way this is six one

[00:10:38] six they wouldn't say this to me yo Toshiki with the five gifted what's your shirt size oh

[00:10:49] this was a medium youth medium I'm pretty sure yeah this one's a youth medium, I'm pretty sure.

[00:10:55] Yeah, this one's a youth medium.

[00:10:57] You know, I can wear...

[00:11:00] You know, I could wear whatever though.

[00:11:08] This one personally...is that Chris Redfield?

[00:11:11] Hold on, I gotta watch this one first.

[00:11:13] Three months ago.

[00:11:14] We're gonna watch that first on media tomorrow.

[00:11:20] That was when I broke the first extendo for a chat.

[00:11:22] Y'all remember that dude?

[00:11:23] Oh my.

[00:11:24] Media we're going to watch that first on media tomorrow. dude oh my god

[00:11:34] dude do you want to know?

[00:11:42] Who's this guy's name what's his name John John what John Tron.

[00:11:49] I heard about this guy in the most weird way possible.

[00:11:53] So back in the day, there was this dollar store that I would go to.

[00:11:57] Man,

[00:11:57] I was probably like,

[00:11:59] man,

[00:11:59] I was like 17,

[00:12:01] 18.

[00:12:02] There was this girl that worked there.

[00:12:04] She was like six foot eight.

[00:12:14] She was like six foot eight dude and she was working there for like three months and every time i went in there she was always like looking at me i'm like yeah what's your what you

[00:12:21] what are you looking at you know what i mean

[00:12:24] and then one day like after three months of me going in there

[00:12:28] um you know i I walk in there and she says hey can i can i tell you

[00:12:34] something like whoa what's going on right now she says you look like the youtuber john tron i said i have absolutely

[00:12:46] no idea who that is i looked him up i don't think i look anything like this guy

[00:12:58] do i look anything like this

[00:13:00] guy I look anything like this guy?

[00:13:07] That never happened.

[00:13:09] Dude, can you explain to me why I would sit here and

[00:13:11] make up some crazy

[00:13:12] minuscule piece of sit here and make up some crazy,

[00:13:16] some minuscule piece of Lord just to make it up.

[00:13:16] What are you talking about?

[00:13:19] Yo Enzo with the five get to

[00:13:21] appreciate you Enzo.

[00:13:25] But yeah that actually happened chat no lie that like that happens but uh yeah

[00:13:37] you know I had a 3D media key check it out yeah I got it mom yeah WHAT?!

[00:13:49] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[00:13:53] OH GOD PLEASE NO! No! Rest in peace to the original extendo fork man

[00:14:02] man chat jelly roll just dropped jellyroll drop the new song on make sure I don't

[00:14:09] mean that okay there's three animations here.

[00:14:21] Check the jelly roll drop something? Man I didn't listen to Jelly Roll in a minute!

[00:14:25] Yo Enzo with the five Wow, thanks dedicated ad for doxing me. If y'all didn't know I lived in Arkansas, Jelly Roll North Little Rock tickets for sale now! Dude imagine if you all didn't know I lived in Arkansas.

[00:15:05] Bro that's crazy!

[00:15:15] Dude, the ad would have doxxed me just now.

[00:15:20] How you been Kaze?? What have you been doing?

[00:15:33] So this is how we're starting it off.

[00:15:37] Yo, Delray with the 10 gifted.

[00:15:39] Give me some W's for Delray with the 10 gifted.

[00:15:41] Chat, you know what's crazy?

[00:15:43] This is actually what my pantry looks like nothing but hot sauce look at kitty man

[00:15:47] why am i so round how have you been changed what are you

[00:15:51] what have you been doing Sitting at the house eating.

[00:15:59] So my U2s is crashed through the floor?

[00:16:06] They have the Reaper scythe with the chili pepper on the end of it I'm not this big chat I'm not this big bro well

[00:16:12] I can't see you.

[00:16:15] I can't even see my wing.

[00:16:16] Move the cam to the bottom.

[00:16:24] Oh, this one's playing phasmo

[00:16:33] 25 give me some W's for Enzo

[00:16:36] with the 25 get to appreciate you, Enzo.

[00:16:39] Dude, look at the size difference between me and them.

[00:16:43] That is actually ridiculous, dude.

[00:16:50] Yo, roses with the five.

[00:16:55] This literally is the kitchen from Phasmo.

[00:16:57] I've seen this room before. We got pizza with Chris Hansen in here one time!

[00:16:59] WHAT?!

[00:17:01] Oh lord have mercy they died in the same scene...

[00:17:05] The Minecraft XP! Minecraft is life! sorry I had to look at that sorry I noticed it

[00:17:12] yo chat yo chat about that bro these L ads.

[00:17:20] Bro, dude, every time and is it just us that does this?

[00:17:26] Every time I add roles, there's nothing but a wall of l ads like why do you dude look a man the only way you're gonna get rid of ads is to hit the subscribe button that's it

[00:17:58] i'm sorry man i don't make the rules here.

[00:18:05] L plug?

[00:18:06] Dude, I've literally never seen...

[00:18:08] I've never done that Twitch Prime

[00:18:10] plug thing in my life.

[00:18:11] I never have.

[00:18:12] So don't you dare.

[00:18:15] Should have been Jedi with the five, appreciate you.

[00:18:18] So here's what that thing does right?

[00:18:20] When we get into the room. I don't even like

[00:18:54] ice cream like that, man.

[00:18:57] I mean it's alright.

[00:18:59] Yo Enzo

[00:19:00] with another 25 gifted. Give me some

[00:19:02] Ws for Enzo again

[00:19:04] with another 25

[00:19:05] gifted and girthquake

[00:19:07] with the five.

[00:19:10] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:19:11] Can you cut it off real quick?

[00:19:13] You don't hear this?

[00:19:18] Yeah, Jamesy, that's what it's supposed to sound like.

[00:19:34] Genes I'm cr... Delayed Saul with the five.

[00:19:35] Are you serious?

[00:19:41] Chase, I'm currently in a closet! I heard loud noises!

[00:19:43] I need to hear now!

[00:19:45] She's hunting. You can't talk on the radio.

[00:19:47] She could hear ya.

[00:19:49] Did that book say how to eat a ghost?

[00:20:02] Sam with the five gifted.

[00:20:08] Heather! Heather! Heather!

[00:20:14] Yo, that was good.

[00:20:16] Yo, W edit chat.

[00:20:17] No lie,

[00:20:17] W edit.

[00:20:18] That was dope

[00:20:19] yo pop prints with the with thee with the 10,000 bits girth quake with the five

[00:20:27] gifted in just average potato check give me some w's for pup prints with the 10 000 bits no

[00:20:33] message and w gifters will appreciate that man

[00:20:38] yo w giftors w bits man you'll double edit too what is this Yo, WGiftersWBits, man. Yo, WEdit2!

[00:20:42] What is this?

[00:20:46] Okay, that's not what the trailer looks like.

[00:20:49] That's not a trailer,

[00:20:50] that's a camper.

[00:20:52] Queso rants about Taco Bell, but it's animated.

[00:20:59] This has 39 000 views

[00:21:05] shrimp alfredo or seafood whale yeah all day all day yo king with the fire pre-safety

[00:21:25] fish and chips or fried shrimp chips see he knows game! Sushi or...

[00:21:26] Stuffed mushrooms.

[00:21:27] STUFFED MUSHROOMS!!!

[00:21:28] Please give them to me!

[00:21:31] But why does my hoodie say fat?!

[00:21:35] Excuse me!

[00:21:39] Oh man, I miss you.

[00:21:41] Home and Steakhouse Nachos

[00:21:43] Grinch, Grimms, Listie, and Dodgy are kissing I miss you! steakhouse nachos Thank you.

[00:21:59] You gotta bring it back!

[00:22:02] Everywhere I go,

[00:22:03] I'm reminded of you.

[00:22:08] I can't go through a day of my life without seeing your face!

[00:22:11] Please come back!

[00:22:16] I wouldn't do anything.

[00:22:18] Bro is sobbing about a burrito?

[00:22:20] Yeah, it's more than just a burrito, it's a lifestyle!

[00:22:24] You're gonna be sobbing at 3 o'clock in the morning when I sneak into your room, squat over your face and take a dump on your chest.

[00:22:29] OH!

[00:22:30] NO!

[00:22:31] I'm trying to be humongous

[00:22:34] Looking like Big Chum Dad

[00:22:37] The End might be. You know what's crazy?

[00:23:03] I don't think it's possible for a human to be heavy enough

[00:23:05] To land on somebody and kill them

[00:23:07] From like

[00:23:09] A manageable distance Now if somebody jumps off like a super high building or something

[00:23:13] and lands on somebody yeah that's gonna kill whoever it lands on but like like say if you

[00:23:17] like jump off the table and land on somebody, unless you're like 2,000 pounds.

[00:23:22] Even they don't know if it would kill them.

[00:23:25] Looking like big chunga.

[00:23:30] Yo, is these the five? Yo, listen here Taco Bell. Yo Aziz, I'm high.

[00:23:32] Yo listen here Taco Bell, I'm dead serious.

[00:23:34] Yo Taco Bell, I'm actually so serious.

[00:23:36] I don't know what you are doing

[00:23:38] like honestly

[00:23:40] what are you doing? This is the best thing that-

[00:23:44] Why am I getting bigger as the video goes on?!

[00:23:48] Bird created!

[00:23:50] And it has not seen the light of day since 2017.

[00:23:55] I remember the day you took it away.

[00:23:58] It's like a dog died.

[00:24:00] I will never forget the day...

[00:24:04] Can I just eat the dog?

[00:24:06] It's like a dog died

[00:24:08] I will never forget the day

[00:24:10] That I went to Taco Bell

[00:24:12] And I was eating it on a crane I just crapped myself the Taco Bell? Why am I being a little train?!

[00:24:15] I'm just cracking myself.

[00:24:30] The Then I went to Taco Bell and this thing was no longer on the menu. I pulled over to the side of the drive-thru, and I cried in my car.

[00:24:38] Great true story, I literally did. RUN! I don't know what you are doing or why you're waiting so long.

[00:24:55] 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22...

[00:24:59] Why am I getting bigger as the years go on? I don't know what you are doing or why you're waiting so long. 17, 18, 19, 20

[00:25:21] 21, 22

[00:25:23] 23, 24

[00:25:25] We're talking 7 years Taco bell since this thing since this thing hey

[00:25:42] one 22 23 21, 22, 23, 24.

[00:25:50] We're talking seven years, Taco Bell, since this thing was on the roof.

[00:26:04] Bro, that is back! Facts now. Since this thing was on the menu, PUT IT BACK!

[00:26:11] Facts.

[00:26:12] No. Genie from a bottle...

[00:26:14] ...bombed out on me. I will do anything if I had three wishes.

[00:26:18] All three of them would be for a steak! Al Corino from Taco Bell!

[00:26:22] Bring it back!!

[00:26:30] That's copyright, you're going to jail.

[00:26:39] I'M ABOUT TO TAKE MY DRAWLS OFF!

[00:26:48] YOOOOOO! I'M ABOUT TO TAKE MY DRAWERS OFF- I would sacrifice the rest of my life

[00:27:05] for Sonic Fries

[00:27:07] just to have the Steakhouse Burrito bet!

[00:27:09] Just do it for me!

[00:27:11] I am begging you, please!

[00:27:13] I will sell a hundred thousand of those things

[00:27:25] No don't tape it!

[00:27:28] Who's on my mind?

[00:27:29] WHO'S ON MY MIND?!

[00:27:33] Chat I'm about to get butt naked on stream.

[00:27:37] Did you see what just happened? about to get butt naked on stream. Yes?

[00:27:38] Did you see what they said?

[00:27:41] They have it in Kansas!

[00:27:44] Yo, mom, get on Zillow. We're moving

[00:27:45] to Kansas.

[00:27:48] Trigger is in the back! Trailer is attached!

[00:27:50] Bro this is fire though!

[00:27:56] Sir... he found us why is the steakhouse burrito safe

[00:28:07] chat lock in dude.

[00:28:11] I don't care you have the whole army waiting for me,

[00:28:13] You cannot stop me from getting that burrito.

[00:28:17] **phone ringing** Oh, no. Fire now! Did you just say it's dookie time again already?

[00:28:32] No.

[00:28:33] Oh that's good, cause I was getting hungry.

[00:28:34] I'll open up.

[00:28:40] Oh my goodness, it's juicy this time!

[00:28:43] Give me more!

[00:28:44] Ah!

[00:28:48] Did you have Subway for dinner?

[00:28:50] Bro, what is this?! Did you have Subway for dinner? I-

[00:28:51] ROH WHAT IS THIS?!

[00:28:59] WHY IS EVERYBODY

[00:29:00] LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIM

[00:29:01] COMPARED TO ME! IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU'RE FIGHTING Why is everybody looking the size of him compared to me? It's like when you're cute ain't ya? Y'all hold on.

[00:29:42] Hey little buddy. You're cute ain't ya?

[00:29:46] Good night!

[00:29:48] Sir, what's your command?

[00:29:51] Launch Queso's light snack.

[00:29:54] Do it now! I oh dragonborn with the fire We're gonna blow up the whole universe!

[00:30:24] I just...

[00:30:26] Well shit.

[00:30:31] Yeah you're cooked!

[00:30:41] So you sent the entire military.

[00:30:46] You sent tanks, guns, all of that.

[00:30:48] And you mean to tell me you laid down a salad and that's what and that's what did it No! There's still like 19 seconds left in this video please tell me i get the burrito

[00:31:26] this needs to have a happy ending I got the burrito!

[00:31:35] Hey, it may have caused the Earth to split in two.

[00:31:43] But at the end of the day, we got the burrito.

[00:31:45] Yo, W Video chat, that was really good, bro.

[00:31:50] Bro, that was actually a goaded video no lie chat w video bro

[00:31:58] um okay we are cooked yeah we are absolutely

[00:32:05] cool Jackie what okay We are cooked.

[00:32:15] Yeah, we are absolutely

[00:32:17] cooked, Chad. GG.

[00:32:24] This is on TikTok

[00:32:25] I never saw this

[00:32:27] bruh

[00:32:29] chat the internet

[00:32:33] chat the internet is a crazy place bro let me tell you i mean it is it is a crazy place. Why are you doing this? Why did you make this into a video?

[00:32:58] You didn't have to do this right here.

[00:33:04] Like, you didn't have to make this into a video.

[00:33:10] I am going to absolutely dominate you just like Chris Redfield dominated me.

[00:33:15] Okay? Do you understand?

[00:33:19] Chris, I need you I mean that's real though I'm like

[00:33:22] you know what I might apologize real

[00:33:26] something a bad boy I mean look at him!

[00:33:35] Like look, I know me and Leon Kennedy are friends irl now but dude look at him man

[00:33:45] Hear me out on Chris Redfield though

[00:33:47] Hey! Hey!

[00:33:50] Make me please Hey! Hey! HEY!

[00:33:52] BAKE ME PLEASE! Chris Redfield.

[00:33:54] Gimme kiss, gimme kiss Chris

[00:33:57] Just Chris Redfield on another planet man

[00:33:59] He is dude Why is, dude!

[00:34:01] Why?

[00:34:01] What do you mean why?

[00:34:02] Look at him.

[00:34:03] Look at him!

[00:34:03] I want Chris Redfield to tie me up again

[00:34:07] and spank me with a paddle

[00:34:09] with spikes on it.

[00:34:10] Like, what?! That's what I need to happen with spikes on it. What?

[00:34:12] That's what I need to happen to be right now.

[00:34:14] Chris Redfield though, that's my man right there

[00:34:16] I'd give him the kiss

[00:34:18] Now if Chris Redfield walked in front of me and said bark

[00:34:20] I'm barking Dude! There's no way I said that!

[00:34:23] I do not recall

[00:34:25] that at all!

[00:34:29] Now Chris Redfield

[00:34:31] walked in front of me and said, Bark. I'm barking.

[00:34:33] I do not remember that ever happening bro.

[00:34:37] I'm pretty sure half of this is AI generated.

[00:34:46] Are you serious?

[00:34:49] Do I still have those?

[00:34:50] Oh, I do. Oh, man!

[00:35:07] Three! oh 20. Those are some fire glasses though, W edit too.

[00:35:11] Chell was I slaying right there?

[00:35:16] Chell is that kind of sleigh right there?

[00:35:23] Sleigh you say?

[00:35:30] Sleigh. Slay, you say? I'm in my slayer.

[00:35:51] I'm in my slayer era. I'm in my slay here with Jack! This is the best game ever, bro.

[00:36:02] Yo, this is the best

[00:36:03] game ever though. You know what I mean?

[00:36:07] Yeah, you agree?

[00:36:11] Dude, why can't all games be this good? He'll tattoo another five.

[00:36:13] I'm about to slay right here.

[00:36:17] Watch me slay right here, chat.

[00:36:22] What's the theme? What's the theme?

[00:36:27] Oh I can do this easy cowboy

[00:36:32] okay what do i need um

[00:36:39] no that's not that's not giving cowboy

[00:36:43] that's not given cowboy either I don't know, man.

[00:36:58] It's not... Where'd you get that hat?

[00:37:00] I need the hat right now. I need that.

[00:37:05] Chat, where's the...

[00:37:09] I know y'all hate

[00:37:11] the yellow!

[00:37:26] That's so sleigh,, that's SO SLAY!

[00:37:36] Yeah this is giving off- yeah oh my goodness. This is giving off I work at a bull riding ranch vibe.

[00:37:39] Keep them blue jeans, keep them blue jeans.

[00:37:43] Actually no!

[00:37:45] Actually yeah. Okay, what else is given?

[00:37:53] Ooh man, what else is given like...

[00:37:58] Oh my goodness yes!

[00:38:00] Oh my goodness YES!

[00:38:04] Yeah! Yeah! Chad, what else do I need here?

[00:38:10] Is this working?

[00:38:13] Is this working?

[00:38:16] Is this working?

[00:38:16] Is this slaying right here?

[00:38:23] Oh man.

[00:38:24] Hold on.

[00:38:25] I got chains of color them drawers.

[00:38:28] How am I going to take to get those drawers?

[00:38:32] I need it be like 10!

[00:38:36] No!

[00:38:45] Like that? Okay, hang on. Jack, slay!

[00:38:51] What the f*** is that? Is there plaid in here?

[00:40:05] Oh my goodness I'm swaying right now! change the color of the hat change the color Oh, that's so good! Use! Hold on, Chow. I'm cooking.

[00:40:16] Chad! I'm cooking right boots and chaps. I don't even know what chaps is.

[00:40:20] Check these are blues right here.

[00:40:23] Thanks to have your mess with the hat. Jeff, these are boots right here.

[00:40:27] Thanks to hat? Y'all don't mess with the hat?

[00:40:34] Tell y'all like the hat color how about you let me smite That works.

[00:40:59] That just works, it just works!

[00:41:02] Oh my god 48 seconds! I'm going to get the game. seconds Hold it!

[00:41:23] That's so sweet!

[00:41:31] Oh my goodness, I'm winning this.

[00:41:34] Oh my goodness, I'm straight up winning this dude. how you gonna say flop? Get out of my face, loser!

[00:41:57] That's not cowboy. That's mid. Yeah, you DC. That's not cowboy, that's mid.

[00:42:00] Yeah you DC'd.

[00:42:02] That's mid too!

[00:42:03] Don't no cowboy wear them kind of pants

[00:42:06] and them tennis shoes?

[00:42:07] That's a one out of one.

[00:42:08] Get off my face with that.

[00:42:10] That's- No get out of here.

[00:42:12] You came out here looking like Wiggy

[00:42:14] about to sell some chicken sandwiches.

[00:42:16] Get out of here with that now I'm good.

[00:42:18] Keep talking about it.

[00:42:20] I'm the only one who looks country out here

[00:42:30] all do chat if I don't get top 3.

[00:42:33] Get out of here with that. That's not

[00:42:37] Cowboy XK so Okay, that's kind slay right there.

[00:43:07] Hold on, that's just kind of slay?

[00:43:09] I got a lot of bags trying to throw it off though

[00:43:11] Imma give it like a 2

[00:43:13] Them shoes and them drawers no i mean is this kind of like the bad guys THE DEMON WALKING HELL IS A STAIR!

[00:43:30] Cowboy's cheerleader and Jesse from Toy Story.

[00:43:35] I mean, I guess I messed with the cosplay.

[00:43:45] ... Yeah, you slayed right there, I'll be loud.

[00:43:58] Wow!

[00:44:01] I can't even hate on that one.

[00:44:03] Oh no!

[00:44:06] Oh no, I'm not gonna get podium.

[00:44:11] Bro the-the jean overalls?

[00:44:15] Oh no they're slaying!

[00:44:20] OH NO No, they're slaying. Oh no!

[00:44:24] Eh, now you're trying too hard.

[00:44:27] That's like one of them aesthetics

[00:44:29] like hey I'm trying to look country but I'm cooking that house. You're doing the house job?

[00:44:47] I'm cooked.

[00:44:50] Oh, I'm so good.

[00:44:51] Oh my goodness.

[00:44:54] Chad, I'm so good bro.

[00:45:00] Oh no! Why are they swaying so much?

[00:45:05] OH MY GOD!

[00:45:09] WHY ARE THEY SWAYING?!

[00:45:17] Oh my god. WORKING SWIM! I thought i had the best fit

[00:45:21] to the settings? Alright.

[00:45:28] I GOT THIRDS! LET'S GOOOOOO!!!

[00:45:35] WE GOT A PODIUM!! Oh! We got podium.

[00:45:42] Whoo!

[00:45:47] . Woo! We got Bodie, baby!

[00:45:52] Let's go!

[00:45:58] Yo Anonymous with the team gifted. Who just said rigged?

[00:46:00] Rigged?

[00:46:02] You think this was rigged in my favor chat?

[00:46:06] Chat we just got podiumed, dude.

[00:46:08] No shot. I wasn't expecting

[00:46:10] to get podium there.

[00:46:16] You fine for real? I slayed, chat.

[00:46:29] Do we do another one?

[00:46:30] Y'all want to do another one?

[00:46:32] Yo, Olivia with the five gifted...

[00:46:35] Dude, I slayed. I'm going for number one, chat. No, come on. I'm going for number one. I need a good theme.

[00:46:52] Ben...

[00:46:55] Ben, say no more!

[00:47:01] Chad how do you get the chat off the screen the chat box

[00:47:17] chat we're looking for party theme theme. Let me slay it, just let me slay it!

[00:47:21] Tango mystery Just let me sway. Chat, can y'all mess with this? I don't...

[00:47:24] Nah that's- nah, nah nah nah nah.

[00:47:30] Mmm chat hold on, I'm thinking, i'm thinking i'm thinking let me get that bag that's bougie right there so That's so slay, dude.

[00:47:56] Oh my goodness!

[00:47:58] Hold on!

[00:48:10] Poppa! I'm going to say no. Just let me just let me cook for a minute Chad, I'm panicking.

[00:48:27] So, so bougie man! SO BOUGIE!

[00:48:33] The hair is really what's gonna set it off, hang on. Chad, the hair is really what's gonna set it off hang on chat the hair is gonna set it off oh so Hold on, Chad. Hold on! I'm slaying him!

[00:49:14] The hail's gotta be good though! uh oh my goodness that's so good I'm... Oh my god, this is great!

[00:50:01] This is actually great.

[00:50:05] Wait there's...

[00:50:07] Chat we're winning this!

[00:50:09] The bag it's throwing us off i need another bag

[00:50:15] you know what i mean the bag is

[00:50:20] yeah we're gonna get shoes we're gonna get shoes

[00:50:55] oh my goodness there we go oh my goodness Oh my goodness! OH MY GOODNESS DUDE!

[00:50:58] BRO!

[00:51:04] Change the shirt to black wait jack

[00:51:05] black skirt or does it should match the top what are we thinking black okay what else can we go on do we need something else

[00:51:24] dude dude this is so this is actually so slave

[00:51:28] that's unbelievable this is great a belt Oh my goodness, Janet.

[00:51:51] Oh my goodness, this is great!

[00:51:53] Oh my goodness, this is great! This is actually like my best fit ever. I got him!

[00:52:14] Oh my god, dude, the aura is insane! SLAAAAYYYY!

[00:52:39] That's a lazy fit.

[00:52:41] What's up with that yellow stripe at the top?

[00:52:43] Don't mess, nah!

[00:52:45] Nah, that yellow stripe kills it too.

[00:52:47] Don't mess with that, nah.

[00:52:49] I don't like that. Nah, I'm good.

[00:52:52] Nah, I'm good.

[00:52:54] You didn't really eat with

[00:52:56] that one, you know?

[00:52:58] Okay, you put on the most

[00:53:00] basic fit ever

[00:53:02] and you walk out with two balloons thinking like

[00:53:05] Hey party fiends I'm just gonna walk out with two balloons

[00:53:08] Hey guess what Alyssa that's not how this works

[00:53:11] You're getting a two star!

[00:53:13] You can't come out with balloons, they just have me to see.

[00:53:28] Whoopsie-patsy What's going on here?

[00:53:35] No! Oh my god!

[00:53:41] Here we go with the balloons again.

[00:53:50] I just, I just... cause chat you put the balloons to the side. You just came out here in a purple dress some high heels and some headphones.

[00:53:53] That thing that's lack of effort.

[00:53:55] Ya know?

[00:54:04] See, see okay this one I'm not going to lie there is some slay action right here.

[00:54:08] Wait this is kind of crazy. Yeah that's crazy.

[00:54:10] Wow!

[00:54:11] Yeah I'm not gonna lie you slayed here.

[00:54:14] Unbelievable. Oh my god!

[00:54:25] This might be the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

[00:54:28] Don't even come out here typing slay, dude! That is horrible!

[00:54:32] There's no matching colors, there's no flow! Get him off my screen!

[00:54:46] I mean... Christmas party? christmas party You cannot do well with something.

[00:55:04] You literally copied my entire fit!

[00:55:08] YOU LITERALLY COPIED MY ENTIRE FIT! ARE YOU You literally copied my entire fit!

[00:55:11] Are you kidding me?!

[00:55:18] No shit, people are copying my fits look at this nerd what you do go to a job interview and

[00:55:25] take your drawers off but it's in the party you got a tie on!

[00:55:40] This dude copied me!

[00:55:45] That kind of slay, I'm not gonna lie.

[00:55:49] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie that's pretty slay right there

[00:55:54] Yeah, that's worthy like a three star Yeah, that's worthy of like a three star. I mean yeah, that's a player up there on the block.

[00:55:56] I'm actually kinda like... I'm mad!

[00:55:58] Why would you copy him?

[00:56:01] Go away! Go on.

[00:56:10] Bruh! Leon from Resident

[00:56:12] Eagle? That's what he said.

[00:56:14] I'll get my two.

[00:56:18] If I don't get podium,

[00:56:20] I'm never playing this game again.

[00:56:23] They had to have gave me poetry.

[00:56:24] LET'S GO!

[00:56:25] Dude, there's no way y'all gave this guy second place.

[00:56:29] Why would you give this complete copycat second place?

[00:56:33] That's the most disrespectful thing I've ever seen in my life! There is

[00:56:38] no shot that you let this copycat get second place, are you actually kidding me!

[00:56:53] No, that's disrespectful! Olivia with the five gifted.

[00:56:59] Yo, Nolan with the five was good, Nolan?

[00:57:02] No, no, Chad, there's no way, bro. I'm actually mad.

[00:57:11] I'm about to sue somebody.

[00:57:13] Yo, yo, yo.

[00:57:14] This dude...

[00:57:15] Was that how good my fit was don't take a picture of this

[00:57:30] dude i'm never making a fit that good again. Yo chat, I'm not gonna lie, I'm never making a fit this good again.

[00:57:34] This is like unreal. Chat rate this out of 10 dude

[00:57:39] dude

[00:57:44] okay so it's gravitational pull with the five

[00:57:49] chat do we do Okay, so it's gravitation. Go pull with the five.

[00:57:52] Chat, do we do this or are we getting off? Y'all gonna do this one?

[00:57:57] Disco? What is disco?

[00:58:04] Jack, what would disco even include?

[00:58:18] I don't know. A disco ball? Wait, is there a disco ball in here

[00:58:26] yo go away bro yo m45 rt you need to go, because all you're doing is walking around trying to steal my stuff. Leave the game!

[00:58:39] What a loser! Look at this dude!

[00:58:48] Yo, whoever created this game banned that guy. I don't know what could be disco, Tad. Nothing's speaking to me on disco.

[00:59:02] Yeah there was always that one nerd dude.

[00:59:08] 70s vibes?

[00:59:43] Oh my goodness so Oh my goodness, you're so right.

[00:59:48] Oh my goodness, you're so right

[01:00:09] you're so right I'm panicking, I'm panicking, I'm panicking! Is this Slay so far though? Like is this Slay?

[01:00:15] Or did I mess up with the shirt?

[01:00:47] Oh my god so so Hold on. Hold on, I'm...

[01:00:49] What is this dude doing

[01:00:56] chat is the top messed up or no change the pants now the pants are good Come on!

[01:01:16] Wait a minute wait just a second We're cooking here.

[01:01:50] We're so cooking here, this is unbelievable!

[01:01:57] This is such a slang!

[01:02:07] This is disco chat, disco themed!

[01:03:01] Should I carry like a microphone around yes yes oh my I'm going to go about my hair? My hair is fine!

[01:03:31] I'm such a slay, man. We're going back! SLAG!

[01:03:34] We're going back to back!

[01:03:56] Disco Ball Cosplay! Whoa.

[01:03:58] Yeah, but it's like...

[01:04:18] Oh dude, I see what you did with the ball it looks like a disco ball. Oh no. Yeah, that's not sleigh at all I'm not gonna lie.

[01:04:21] Basic microphone too?

[01:04:24] Yeah, that's very, very lack of effort i'm not gonna lie okay slade oh Wait, this looks oddly like her last bit.

[01:04:42] You didn't really change up much.

[01:04:44] You look even like Michael Jackson or something?

[01:04:49] It's not giving disco, Jack!

[01:04:53] Jack it's not giving disco!

[01:05:09] HAHAHAHA this ain't no disco action Let's go action! Bro, come on man.

[01:05:12] Bro, bro, come on man. This is the loser that copied off of me.

[01:05:22] Look at this dude, this is the worst thing I've ever seen.

[01:05:28] Barely any color coordination, nothing.

[01:05:30] This sucks!

[01:05:38] Okay yeah this is kind of a slayer.

[01:05:46] That's kind of a disco vibe. I'm not gonna lie.

[01:06:03] KSoStream was cool with the five dildos of a disco vibe Wow. Yeah, but we've seen three fits with the same body. I'll give it a 3 because you said isolated though.

[01:06:07] You know what I mean Jack?

[01:06:10] I mean it's pretty good yeah. Oh my god!

[01:06:28] That's kind of crazy.

[01:06:30] Go Crimson with the T, get to W Crimson!

[01:06:34] Yo Bobo preset 1000 bits Bobo.

[01:06:37] Yo Gumball with 5000 bits you can put in secret codes for special items

[01:06:42] Okay yo WGunball.

[01:06:44] You could have done more I'll give you a two star.

[01:06:49] Appreciate your Gumball.

[01:06:52] Alright bet that we I mean, that's, you know. Maybe a little too much?

[01:07:20] No walkout music sucks, bro.

[01:07:22] I'm not gonna give you anything because you're...

[01:07:23] Wait, this is good though look the shoes match the

[01:07:29] top of the tops I'll give you three Let's go!

[01:07:44] Back to back! NOOOOOO!

[01:07:50] BACK TO BACK!

[01:07:54] CHAT, BACK TO BACK MAN!

[01:07:56] DUDE WE HAD BRO man dude we had bro chat

[01:08:01] we did three competitions we got podium in all

[01:08:05] three first and twice. W judges.

[01:08:14] W judges.

[01:08:16] Look at this, dude.

[01:08:17] That's disco.

[01:08:19] Okay, somebody somebody just said

[01:08:22] Refund this is rigged do you think they're rigging this chat? Do you really think they would do that?

[01:08:32] I do that. Do you really?

[01:08:36] So,

[01:08:37] you're saying they're just voting for me on purpose.

[01:08:39] Okay, alright, so let me ask y'all this.

[01:08:41] Do y'all think I wasn't supposed

[01:08:43] to win because of my fit?

[01:08:46] So you don't think that

[01:08:47] fit that I had was

[01:08:48] winnable with that?

[01:08:58] ... was winnable of that? No.

[01:08:59] There's one thing

[01:09:00] that y'all can't deny. The fit before

[01:09:03] that was 100% a winning fit, right? The gold themed

[01:09:07] one...right? 100%

[01:09:11] of winning fit

[01:09:14] yo cancun with the team get to wk and coon with the team gifted

[01:09:19] check by me real quick all right hello brother plays some games chat hold on, hold on. Board of closing game, shout out. Yo!

[01:09:41] No, this is the cleanest thing I've ever seen. Yo!

[01:09:44] Nah, this is the cleanest thing I've ever seen in my life bro.

[01:09:51] Chat that dude there's no denying, there's no denying.

[01:09:55] There's no even joking.

[01:09:58] Chat, that fit is absolutely insane.

[01:10:01] Can we be real here for a minute, chat?

[01:10:04] That fit is legitimately

[01:10:06] insane.

[01:10:09] Hey, chat, we made it to the cover

[01:10:11] of Vogue, man.

[01:10:13] Hey, what you want me to say, chat?

[01:10:15] We made it to the cover of vogue dude

[01:10:18] you know i put a lot of work you know put a lot of thought put a lot of effort

[01:10:24] into these fits that i I make, chat.

[01:10:27] And so I'm glad to have it recognized

[01:10:29] and be on the cover of Vogue magazine.

[01:10:33] You know...

[01:10:36] you know, chat?, what can I say?

[01:10:43] Thou shalt not kill.

[01:10:46] Lock in, chat.

[01:10:47] Spooky time.

[01:10:49] Spooky time chat, spooky time. Spooky!

[01:10:51] Spoo-key!

[01:10:53] Yo to the nerds that keep saying Flanky,

[01:10:55] I'm not gonna say it again.

[01:10:57] I'm just gonna say it again. I don't know what you're talking about. Spooky!

[01:10:59] You know, to the nerds that keep saying play Minecraft

[01:11:02] It's not time to play Minecraft yet

[01:11:05] We play it later on in the stream

[01:11:08] Do you understand

[01:11:14] you played this already no we played the demo

[01:11:21] lock it Lock in, Jenna. Lock in.

[01:11:29] ... Looks like Arkansas.

[01:11:40] Okay, I'm in the middle of the woods.

[01:11:42] I'm not really sure why.

[01:11:49] I really enjoy traveling alone.

[01:11:51] I can't even remember the last time I did this.

[01:11:53] Chad, if you were traveling would

[01:11:55] you do it alone? Uh-oh.

[01:12:13] Uh-oh.

[01:12:15] Wait, Chad, hang on!

[01:12:19] The graphics!

[01:12:31] Let's go back in there. We're good. I just hope grandpa's alright.

[01:12:32] It's been five years since I last saw him.

[01:12:33] Oh, he's dead then.

[01:12:36] Rest in peace, grandpa. So does our grandpa live out in the middle of the woods or something? Why are we out here?

[01:12:41] I think it's a lot- It's kinda peaceful.

[01:12:44] I hope i'm not home late. He told me to be there before 4pm.

[01:12:49] You know what's crazy about older people? They sleep at like 6! Like there ain't no way.

[01:13:00] Chad, what time do y'all go to bed in here?

[01:13:10] I mean this little walk through the woods is

[01:13:12] kinda peaceful and all but

[01:13:14] there's probably like bugs out here

[01:13:16] some spider action.

[01:13:18] Where does Grandpa live?

[01:13:21] Hello? Oh, wait.

[01:13:23] What's by the rock?

[01:13:26] Looks

[01:13:27] like a camera.

[01:13:30] A camcorder in the middle of the woods?

[01:13:32] I wonder who owns this.

[01:13:33] You probably don't even want to know.

[01:13:42] Press E to watch the tape. Uh oh! Uh oh!

[01:13:46] I'll just watch the footage real quick before I keep going.

[01:13:53] Guess I've got plenty of time before dinner anyway.

[01:13:57] Do you have drawers on? I'm 24.

[01:14:11] Loading footage. Oh!

[01:14:18] I hate this, where should I go now? Also we're playing in the footage too. Yeah GG chat

[01:14:34] Is this looking real creepy already Oh no. No, why did this change?

[01:14:39] No! Why did it change the resolution?

[01:14:50] There we go.

[01:14:54] This should look better chad houses look

[01:15:00] oh there's bars on the side side

[01:15:30] dude why does it take like 15 minutes to change the resolution dude? Like what are we doing here? Go 1920 by 1080 please.

[01:15:49] 1080 not 1200! There we go.

[01:16:03] There's still black bars on the side, I think it's just because we're watching a tape in the game. Uh, why did I just look at

[01:16:05] the floor instantly like that? What just happened?

[01:16:11] Um... where am I? can i get a flashlight it's dark i can't see nothing i don't know what's going on hello i'm moving in slow motion i'm walking like i have one

[01:16:18] leg i'm walking like i have one leg I think that's an accurate speed.

[01:16:34] Um, hello?

[01:16:44] Whoa! I'm about to exit out of this. Bro, what is going on?

[01:17:01] BANG! Can this game work like Hello?

[01:17:09] I moved 10 times faster than that IRL. Okay, maybe it'll work right now. Yes, apply.

[01:17:40] Now let's see what happens, chat.

[01:17:49] Who just said play Spider-Man 2?

[01:17:51] What is wrong with you? Yeah, we did this.

[01:18:01] Yeah, we did this.

[01:18:02] We know.

[01:18:11] Play it? Dude, I am not exaggerating spider-man 2 would be the last game that like the last one. No laugh.

[01:18:25] Why?

[01:19:27] Because Spider-Man's a loser and he doesn't deserve to be a superhero that's why You're just jealous he can move around too, buddy. so okay is it actually gonna let me play this time so

[01:19:35] hell it's giving jealousy. Chad do you really think I'm jealous of Spider-Man? Let's be real.

[01:19:41] I hate this. Where should

[01:19:43] I go now? You know what's crazy?

[01:19:45] The sensitivity changes

[01:19:47] when you get in this room.

[01:19:51] Um,

[01:19:51] I don't know where to go now because the game isn't really telling me where to go.

[01:19:55] What are those? Pain away, painkillers.

[01:19:59] Okay, I'm trying to move backwards but I'm not moving backwards at all i'm stuck in place okay

[01:20:05] um it's completely dark over here I can't go through this door. Chat, y'all got think I'm not pressing E? By the way, I'm holding a walk forward button right now.

[01:20:40] If you keep spamming... By the way, Tim, I literally can't move.

[01:21:09] What is this?

[01:21:11] Look what happens if you spam crowds. What is this? so Yo, turd nugget with the five gifted. That game costs like $2 to haulers by the way. Wow.

[01:21:59] Chat, I just got scammed. Chat your boy got scammed.

[01:22:01] Chad your boy got scammed.

[01:22:05] Is that an AI generated image?

[01:22:09] Yo King who with the five gifted?

[01:22:17] Wait chat this is a bad sign huh?

[01:22:19] Yo chat. Wait chat this might be a bad sign dude!

[01:22:22] Oh shit! Wait, Chad. This might be a bad sign dude!

[01:22:29] Let's see... You know what Chad? It might be good. Let's give it a chance.

[01:22:38] Day one. Find your house. I moved to this neighborhood just a week ago. My friend from university suggested that I move in with her. Okay, I can move in with her. Okay.

[01:22:55] I can move

[01:22:56] in this game, at least.

[01:23:00] So where's my...

[01:23:02] It's cozy enough here.

[01:23:04] I live in this big pink building.

[01:23:08] Does that look pink to y'all? Check that looks brown, huh?

[01:23:24] Okay.

[01:23:25] So we live in this building. I wonder which floor we live on.

[01:23:33] Come in! We're open! Okay!

[01:23:47] Oh, that's Luke Smite's number! GG! come in we're open okay what a sweet spice number GG okay how exactly do I get into my

[01:23:50] Oh here's a door right here

[01:23:52] We're good we made it home

[01:23:53] Yo I don't know what the five pre-states you

[01:23:59] Okay The footsteps I'll educate you. Okay, the footsteps are...

[01:24:01] Alright.

[01:24:05] I think my apartment is number 8.

[01:24:07] What do you mean you think? You don't know what your apartment is number 80 what you mean you think you don't know what your

[01:24:09] apartment is yeah we should move out of here instantly this place looks cursed

[01:24:21] what 2, 5...

[01:24:35] 3. Okay so we're gonna live on the second floor chat let's go to

[01:24:37] the second floor

[01:24:39] Chat would you live here be honest dude look at it bro there's no maintenance second floor looking for the eighth apartment six

[01:24:56] seven so this one down here is going to be eight then. Let's go! We made it home!

[01:25:11] About the last game, Talon there was a light switch he needed to move on.

[01:25:14] Oh I'm done with it, I'm good.

[01:25:15] I couldn't move half the time anyway.

[01:25:17] Appreciate you though.

[01:25:20] Oop! Oh!

[01:25:30] That outfit's kind of slay. I'm done, I'm sorry.

[01:25:33] Hey!

[01:25:37] Sasha

[01:25:39] So she's

[01:25:41] Sasha, we're Lisa

[01:25:43] chat hey Lisa, i couldn't leave without We're Lisa chat

[01:25:48] Hey, Lisa. I couldn't leave without saying goodbye what you're leaving

[01:25:52] Where are you going?

[01:25:57] I just got a call from my mom. My grandpa's really sick, so it's kind of urgent.

[01:25:58] Hey, RIP to your grandma.

[01:26:00] Hate to hear that.

[01:26:03] Oh, I'm sorry.

[01:26:05] When are you planning on coming back?

[01:26:09] I'll be back in three or four days. Just get settled in.

[01:26:11] What about the funeral?

[01:26:15] Okay hopefully I will have all of the boxes unpacked by the time you get here.

[01:26:17] Well yeah it's gonna take- she's going to be back in four days I would hope so!

[01:26:23] She's sick not dead well you probably know where it it's gonna be. You know what I mean?

[01:26:31] Well I gotta go. See you soon.

[01:26:32] Bye!

[01:26:42] Okay. I gotta get something to eat, there's peas in the fridge!

[01:26:47] Where? Okay, it is dark in here.

[01:26:55] Hello?

[01:26:57] Pizza!

[01:27:08] So you're telling me all we got to eat in this house is one slice of pizza and a pepper and a lemon I should heat it up put it put a little cup of

[01:27:30] water in there with its own makes it look like it's fresh.

[01:27:46] Oh, there's ketchup too! Looks like Sasha forgot to turn off the TV, I should text her?

[01:27:54] You can just turn it off!

[01:27:56] You don't have to TEXT her that! balcony door um is this pizza done let me eat i'm hungry that's the tv on here This is a knife shower.

[01:28:41] What does she mean?

[01:28:42] Okay, why are the lights flickering.

[01:28:49] What does she mean the balcony? Oh, so this is her

[01:28:51] room or something? I don't understand

[01:28:53] how do i get to the balcony door?

[01:29:21] ... me go uh chad i'm scared how do I get to the balcony door through the kitchen you idiot dude there's nothing in the kitchen why would the kitchen lead to the balcony since you want to call me an idiot it Yo, this a nice neighborhood though. Um, is that our hallway?

[01:30:07] I have to find the controller you need a remote

[01:30:17] are we not going to question why the tv was like somebody walking down our hallway or we just not even gonna Okay, we unplugged it.

[01:30:42] Um... I think I want to move out of here

[01:30:47] not gonna lie chad i i think i wanna move out of here

[01:30:52] can we eat now?

[01:31:10] Objective, go sleep. objective don't sleep wait where's my bedroom wait chat Where do I sleep at? Do I sleep in there with the creepy TV? Oh no, we sleep on the couch.

[01:31:32] Well that sucks!

[01:31:36] Day 2

[01:31:39] Okay, so I'm...

[01:31:41] It's late. I'm gonna have to work late for the rest of

[01:31:43] the week. Oh that sucks

[01:31:47] ... that sucks

[01:31:53] oh we're dead

[01:32:07] yeah walking home alone at night's never good. Okay, as long as I don't see nobody creepy like hanging around trying to do something

[01:32:10] where I... you know.

[01:32:15] Okay. okay dude this is the most creepy

[01:32:28] apartment ever bro.

[01:32:36] Alright let's just get to our room.

[01:32:38] Can somebody repair this light right here that's flickering it's creepy man

[01:32:41] you know what I mean chat that ain't creepy dude yo beefy with the fire

[01:32:48] appreciate OMG I'm starving.

[01:32:52] He's saying...

[01:32:54] Can we stop turning lights off?

[01:32:58] Dude, just leave the lights on!

[01:33:03] What do we got in the fridge?

[01:33:10] I thought like since a day went by, she would have like went grocery shopping in the meantime.

[01:33:20] Oh nothing well there's sandwich vending machine downstairs.

[01:33:25] Why don't we just go to the store?

[01:33:29] Sandwich vending machine?

[01:33:30] Yeah, let's turn all the lights on.

[01:33:35] OK. Yeah, let's turn all the lights on. Okay.

[01:33:37] Somebody just knocked on the door also.

[01:33:39] Why is the balcony door open?

[01:33:50] Hmm. um why was this open

[01:34:01] quit playing Quit playing. Oh, nah!

[01:34:05] I can't help but think someone's been here. Yeah, the door was open! We closed it!

[01:34:11] Check newspaper?

[01:34:15] RIP. R. I. P.

[01:34:20] Wait, what?

[01:34:24] That happened in the apartment where we live now. We're at Apartment 8. Yeah, our apartment's haunted, chat.

[01:34:47] Who left this here? Somebody's been in our house, Shaq!

[01:34:51] Text Sasha.

[01:34:57] I'm sorry. So she's not even going to worry about the fact that the door was open and that somebody

[01:35:09] left a newspaper in here we're just not even gonna

[01:35:12] we're just not even going to worry about that what was that um Um...

[01:35:47] That's not good.

[01:35:51] ... That's not good.

[01:35:59] Dude, somebody knocked on this door earlier in the chat.

[01:36:00] Y'all heard it right? Okay. okay let's go to the sandwich vending

[01:36:10] machine owners that just go to grocery

[01:36:12] store by groceries for like a week and we ain't gotta do this bro.

[01:36:17] This is creepy man I don't wanna go back to the house.

[01:36:21] I'm scared bro where's the vending machine?

[01:36:29] Is that where she say it was? Okay. You think it's out here? Well, that dude's really thinking what he wants.

[01:37:00] Hey!

[01:37:05] Nick...

[01:37:09] Hey Nick Nick. Hey, neighbor, why don't you keep your voice down?

[01:37:12] Oh no, we about to fight.

[01:37:13] I'm about to put you in that vending machine.

[01:37:24] Okay. how you get how's that gonna be the first thing you say to me i haven't even been screaming.

[01:37:32] Oh, sorry, my friend forgot to turn off the TV last night.

[01:37:33] Yesterday?

[01:37:35] Yeah!

[01:37:37] That's what I meant by last night, no I'm talking about today

[01:37:46] I'll be I'll be gone all day bro I've been going all day, bro. I've been going to university all day.

[01:37:54] What was that weird howling

[01:37:55] I had to listen to all day?

[01:37:57] I don't know.

[01:37:57] I wasn't home.

[01:38:01] Yeah, I was out all day. What is this about?

[01:38:08] Forget you then! You gonna have an attitude like I did something to you

[01:38:20] Oh, man.

[01:38:25] Ooh, dude, look at all them sandwiches.

[01:38:27] I'm going to get like five of them things, bro.

[01:38:28] Another one.

[01:38:31] Oh, you know you're hungry when you buy it from the vending machine and eat it on the spot.

[01:38:37] All right, I guess we're going back home.

[01:38:41] Dude, you are literally unhinged if you get something out of the vending machine and just

[01:38:46] eat it right in front of it.

[01:38:47] Alright we're going back to the house.

[01:39:00] That's what you do? Nah man I gotta be comfortable.

[01:39:04] L a neighbor by the way, Chad.

[01:39:06] That dude's so rude, man.

[01:39:09] L-Neighbor, bro. What is so That wasn't the heating pipe, Sasha.

[01:39:33] Sasha!

[01:39:35] Sasha that was not the heating pipes. What is a heating pipe?

[01:39:46] You mean a bit so we're going to sleep

[01:39:54] I'm gonna look through our door before

[01:39:56] honestly being legal even clean that bird her door real quick before I go to sleep.

[01:39:59] We gonna clean that bird up?

[01:40:07] The door's jammed.med yes something is going on in her room chat i don't know what it is

[01:40:14] but i don't like it. You know?

[01:40:22] Day 3

[01:40:25] Coming home late again Are we going to have any food in the fridge this time?

[01:40:35] Like surely, chat, surely between when we slept and now she like hit the grocery store

[01:40:40] right. surely she did

[01:40:49] of course you ask that well yeah of course because like when you get home from work what's the first thing you want to do Jack?

[01:40:56] Take a shower and get home from work.

[01:41:12] I hear something, What's that noise?

[01:41:17] Yo, Mr. Wise with the five-gift

[01:41:21] appreciate you.

[01:41:26] I got a bad feeling, Chad.

[01:41:28] Something real bad about to happen.

[01:41:30] I just got a feeling,

[01:41:31] you know? I'm exhausted. I need to take a shower right now.

[01:41:36] Oh, just now?

[01:41:37] It's been three days!

[01:41:38] Okay but first off let's turn all the lights in the house on because...

[01:41:45] Yeah.

[01:41:51] What we gonna do? Not eat nothing?

[01:41:54] Dude I thought that tree was somebody's head glitching the door, bro.

[01:42:02] Turn the balcony light on too.

[01:42:06] Okay,

[01:42:06] the bird's gone. I guess we can clean that up.

[01:42:12] Alright, let's take a shower.

[01:42:52] Okay, Let's take a shower. just don't have a door at that point You ain't gonna use no... Oh, okay. Did you shower with your clothes on?

[01:42:54] Oh!

[01:43:01] Uh... hello?

[01:43:07] Chad, did I leave that open Why are you going over here? I'm not doing this, she's doing it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[01:43:49] The The try again

[01:43:56] bro why would she...

[01:44:07] Chad if you saw that, would you walk up to it? There's no way.

[01:44:10] Like your just trying to get killed at this point! I'm sorry. They and the guy that said I could fix her.

[01:44:20] What is wrong with y'all?

[01:44:26] Chat, what is wrong with y go Charlie man Jack come on bro

[01:44:30] alright so this time let's instantly sprint.

[01:44:40] Dude she was rolling though! I'm scared my stomach hurt I can't be the only person that like if i'm gone from

[01:45:02] the house

[01:45:03] I don't turn any lights off unless I I'm like going on vacation

[01:45:08] or something and I'm gone for like an extended

[01:45:10] period of time, bro my

[01:45:12] lights stay on 24-7 dude.

[01:45:16] Because you're doing nothing but nerfing yourself.

[01:45:22] Like right here, somebody could be in your house

[01:45:24] in the corner dark and not...

[01:45:27] Let's go ahead and shower with no

[01:45:32] no soap no nothing just straight water action

[01:45:37] that water looks cold too

[01:45:52] lock in child we gotta sprint instantly I'm already turned around. I'M ALREADY TURNED AROUND, BRO!

[01:45:57] I'm already turned around, bro.

[01:46:07] So easy baby! How about you stop texting Sasha and text the police?

[01:46:18] There ya go!

[01:46:25] There you go.

[01:46:29] Wow, they showed up quick!

[01:46:33] The policeman arrived quickly enough I was scared

[01:46:35] to open the door to the hallway but the creepy

[01:46:37] woman wasn't there of course she got away

[01:46:39] continue yo w game so far

[01:46:46] look at this nerd Hey.

[01:47:03] Hey. Hey.

[01:47:05] Hey, look

[01:47:07] How many badges

[01:47:09] do you need? Count them

[01:47:11] He's got a badge on his chest

[01:47:13] one on his hat,

[01:47:16] one on both arms and one on his belt.

[01:47:21] This dude's literally...

[01:47:24] Bro's literally got just four badges.

[01:47:29] We get it, bro.

[01:47:30] You're a cop.

[01:47:34] He looks like a fake cop, huh?

[01:47:41] Somebody said he's a Boy Scout

[01:47:50] who just said five chat that's four one two three okay it is fine my bad anyway at least she's here to help

[01:47:56] so i checked the security cameras and i asked around the neighborhood no one seems to have seen the woman you're describing.

[01:47:58] Oh, so I'm a liar? That's what you're saying? So I'm a liar?

[01:48:01] Alright! Just say that then.

[01:48:04] She could still be in the building. Lock the door and don't come out till morning.

[01:48:07] Okay. Are you going to hang out here

[01:48:09] or are you going to search the building?

[01:48:12] You know, grab me a sandwich while you're down

[01:48:13] and I ain't got nothing to eat.

[01:48:20] Of course the policeman didn't take my story about ghosts

[01:48:22] seriously but he checked the whole

[01:48:24] house anyway okay why

[01:48:26] would you describe it as a ghost

[01:48:28] I would say hey crazy woman in the hallway

[01:48:31] chased me into my room. It wasn't a ghost.

[01:48:43] Bro who knocking now bro?

[01:48:45] Hello I know you ain't.

[01:48:52] Yo, Nick,

[01:48:53] I know you ain't knocking on my door

[01:48:56] after the little stunt

[01:48:57] you pulled at the vending machine down there.

[01:49:00] Why are you here?

[01:49:06] Why? down there. Why are you here? Hey neighbor, what was that noise? Was that a cop? It's none of your business what it was Nick.

[01:49:12] And I'm going to say the most unbelievable, stupid thing human...

[01:49:17] Yo Sarah what is wrong with you? I'm being haunted by a creepy looking woman.

[01:49:35] And to be honest,

[01:49:36] I think it's a ghost.

[01:49:39] He's gonna laugh and walk away.

[01:49:48] Whoa, calm down. Tell me more about this ghost. I don't want to talk to you Nick. I don't like you bro.

[01:49:59] Do you believe me? The cop obviously wasn't you mean didn't haha I'm sure there's no doubt that ghosts exist why are you being so nice now, bro?

[01:50:12] Tell you what. Next time you see this woman run straight to me.

[01:50:15] Nah, bro.

[01:50:16] Uh-uh. No see see look what he's trying to do

[01:50:22] chat look what he's trying to do man

[01:50:29] creepy bro Creepy, bro.

[01:50:36] I live on the third floor right above you in case you forgot.

[01:50:39] So yes, if I see something in the hallway, I'm going to run way upstairs to your

[01:50:43] room instead of mine.

[01:50:47] You're not my hero nick

[01:50:50] you're not chris redfield

[01:50:53] so yep you're a creep

[01:51:06] yep chat this dude is a creep buddy what

[01:51:15] is wrong with him there ain't no shot.

[01:51:21] Bruh.

[01:51:25] Okay, thank you and that's all we're going to say is okay

[01:51:29] Thank you. And that's all we're going to say is okay, thank you?

[01:51:32] We're thanking him?

[01:51:35] Now I'll feel a little more comfortable.

[01:51:37] That loser is not going to do nothing for us.

[01:51:40] So we're just going to go to sleep? We're not going to eat nothing before

[01:51:42] we go to sleep? At least eat the lemon, put some salt

[01:51:45] on it. Eat the lemon,

[01:51:46] drink some ketchup. We didn't eat nothing, bro.

[01:52:04] Okay. Day 4, off work late again. I didn't sleep last- at all last night. I feel disgusting. So you don't feel

[01:52:06] disgusting from taking three days to take a

[01:52:08] shower, but you feel disgusting

[01:52:10] because you didn't sleep?

[01:52:13] But the three days no shower wasn't nothing sleep.

[01:52:15] But the three days no shower wasn't nothing, huh?

[01:52:22] I've been thinking

[01:52:23] all day and decided I'm not going to stay in this apartment anymore.

[01:52:25] I am going to my parents. See, you done wised up!

[01:52:29] I just need to get my stuff and my laptop.

[01:52:33] You see? That's where I'm going to disagree.

[01:52:36] Because what you could do

[01:52:40] is turn around right now

[01:52:44] catch a bus and call your dad your mom something and they come get you we

[01:52:51] don't need to go to that apartment again by ourselves work up We're cooked. Chat, we are uh...

[01:53:02] We ARE cooked. I don't want to run to Nick's house if something happens. That dude is a loser. so Yeah, GG, champ.

[01:53:29] Yeah, GG.

[01:53:37] We could just like... bro you can call somebody that could come in here with you.

[01:53:41] Like we ain't gotta go by ourselves, if your gonna come in here you might as well stay in here.

[01:53:49] Where's Sasha? her grandpa her grandma died

[01:53:54] or she said she was sick so you know what that means Please. Okay. Okay?

[01:54:25] Okay. Okay.

[01:54:51] We're just here to grab our laptop and whatever else, but I'm gonna turn... Run out. Just run.

[01:54:59] Dude, there's literally blood on the fridge! Oh, no.

[01:55:08] It's open again.

[01:55:10] Chat, the balcony door is open again!

[01:55:29] Oh my God! ha ha ha

[01:55:37] me closing the door to my apartment is what got me killed.

[01:55:46] So Chat, this time when we walk into our apartment guess what? We're not closing the door behind us.

[01:55:50] And you know what the worst part is?

[01:55:52] We have to run to Nick's house.

[01:56:01] Y'all are down horrendously bad.

[01:56:03] Like, Chad, this is bad, dude.

[01:56:05] Y'all are down horrendously bad right now.

[01:56:24] ... horrendously bad right now Okay, I'll tell you what.

[01:56:26] If Nick protects us,

[01:56:28] he'll be a cool guy.

[01:56:35] Can I even outrun that thing, you think? so so so She's chasing me! Yeah, we can't get in our room.

[01:57:41] I ain't got the keys!

[01:57:42] Leave it to me?

[01:57:44] Excuse me? leave it to me excuse me

[01:57:47] Nick is trying to open Sasha's apartment need to ask if he needs any help why did

[01:57:54] we come back here

[01:58:04] why aren't we just going home?

[01:58:07] Whose blood is that?

[01:58:11] Okay, I'm not gonna lie. This is creepy dude. You look like you've done this before

[01:58:15] Go first You look like you've done this before.

[01:58:20] Go first, I'm afraid of what I'll see in there.

[01:58:25] I hope I'll find a ghost in there.

[01:58:28] This dude is weird!

[01:58:32] Look at that, look at the dress that's the dress

[01:58:47] she was wearing!

[01:58:52] Umm...

[01:58:57] Some video is rendering on here? were youtubers Wait, what?

[01:59:36] Oh my goodness. She's

[01:59:38] only our neighbor so she could...

[01:59:40] This whole thing was a prank?

[02:00:08] What? neighbor so she could this whole thing was a prank No way. You are recording me without my consent?

[02:00:31] What? I CONSIST! oh my goodness

[02:00:36] no way No way. Sue her? Oh yeah, she's getting sued.

[02:00:40] I took a shower butt naked!

[02:00:44] ... butt naked

[02:00:48] i thought she was my friend i did too

[02:00:53] yeah you need to be more careful about making friends.

[02:00:57] Yeah, you're not one of them, Nick.

[02:01:03] What are you going to do?

[02:01:04] I don't know.

[02:01:08] Going to the police and you're going to jail for breaking and entering. You're

[02:01:10] the one that broke in. There's no way.

[02:01:23] Yo Lab with the gift that pre-sex you, Lab!

[02:01:29] Chat WLab with the gift this presection if you want to get back at her i have what you need

[02:01:35] just put it on her desk for

[02:01:39] her to find.

[02:01:43] What's this? Looks like an ordinary figurine.

[02:01:45] What will it do?

[02:01:48] Don't ask.

[02:01:49] I'm sure you're not ready to know that answer."

[02:01:56] What?

[02:01:59] Okay.

[02:02:05] What is that going to do?

[02:02:09] ... What is that gonna do?

[02:02:23] I did as Mick suggested and left the statue on Sasha's desk.

[02:02:25] I didn't go to the police.

[02:02:28] I just packed up my stuff and moved out.

[02:02:39] It's not like Sasha started posting her video on the channel they're having media face in a while. She never showed up at the university again. Did she die?

[02:02:48] Did he killed her

[02:02:58] that's crazy yo Yo, W game...

[02:03:05] I thought it was going to be mid when we saw the AIR but chat

[02:03:09] W game action that was good

[02:03:12] Chat not gonna lie

[02:03:22] Solid game right there you know what I mean

[02:03:37] solid solid. Chat, we're going to play Minecrafted. We're playing horror games first. Chat, wouldn't y'all realistically want to start the RLcraft world?

[02:03:43] Ha!

[02:03:45] Ha! Ha! Ha!

[02:03:50] Gamersupps.com, discount code KSO at checkout After the winter?

[02:04:00] I don't know if I'm even prepared for that dude.

[02:04:12] The Fuel Mystery. Lock in chat. Who called?

[02:04:21] You're going to answer?

[02:04:26] Oh, Hello. Debt collector. GG, chat the debt collector's after us. Hey, pay your debts.

[02:04:42] Wow, you're so scary.

[02:04:44] Debt collector calling

[02:04:45] saying hey, pay your debts. What are you going to do

[02:04:47] if I don't buddy? You ain't going to

[02:04:49] do nothing.

[02:04:54] Yes bro bro I'm working now

[02:04:58] pay off your debt quickly if you don't die

[02:05:00] yeah I'm at work if you don't die.

[02:05:05] Yeah, I'm at work making money, dude!

[02:05:11] Yes, bro, I'll try this.

[02:05:13] You just threatened to kill us.

[02:05:16] I'll give you three days.

[02:05:18] Okay?

[02:05:19] How much do I owe?

[02:05:22] It's not possible. I don't care why you might as well come kill me then dude

[02:05:27] fate of this life what

[02:05:37] just do it find j a gas station

[02:05:59] the last thing the last thing uh wow what planet are we on these stars look really close. Yo, Choco!

[02:06:08] What is this?

[02:06:42] Oh, the cat went missing! me No! okay this is the most have've seen this somewhere.

[02:07:08] Are we shopping or are we talking to the guard?

[02:07:14] What do they offer here? They don't offer much. Y'all ain't got

[02:07:22] no noodles or nothing? Oh yeah, that's a lawsuit! We see you we'll see it more buddy yeah yeah that right there chat

[02:07:28] and that's looking like a lawsuit.

[02:07:46] Hey! Oh, that's Joko right there. Who's Joko?

[02:07:50] HR? Where have you been?

[02:07:59] I was just outside, Joko.

[02:08:08] You're always like this. Come here and take over.

[02:08:12] Oh, i work here

[02:08:18] but it's still your turn your turn you mean your shift?

[02:08:31] Just take over for a minute.

[02:08:32] Only this one time.

[02:08:38] You're just being a bother.

[02:08:44] Why did you show up to work so early if you're not ready to take over? I don't understand.

[02:08:52] It's just for a short while, how is that a bother?

[02:08:56] Why did you say my name twice? Now go away. Oh, there's a door back here! I thought Broke disappeared.

[02:09:24] What's back here the storage.

[02:09:41] .

[02:09:46] . so so so so so oh he's still going huh

[02:10:49] oh he just keep the steel going huh I'm so you... Hey, sir. How you doing? I like that suit. How are ya?

[02:11:25] That's a lawsuit. Nestle, you're not even gonna blurt that out and just straight up says Nestle? Yeah we'll see in court how much is this it's cheap only 10 000 rupees

[02:11:34] how much is that?

[02:11:44] You're chasing with the five-kitten. I'm not going to let you get away with this! How much is that to American dollars?

[02:11:56] Seven bucks for that one thing? That's still kind of crazy though, huh?

[02:12:09] That's cheap, sir. Yes, sir. Because it is on promotion.

[02:12:13] You mean it's on sale? What?

[02:12:17] Is this all you want to buy, sir? What?

[02:12:21] Is this all you want to buy, sir? Yes, sir. That's all because it is the end of the month.

[02:12:26] Okay...

[02:12:29] The total is 10,000 rupees.

[02:12:33] How would you like to pay?

[02:12:37] Is it okay if I pay with coins?

[02:12:47] I guess, man. I don't know. I don't make the rules.

[02:12:52] Oh it's 62 cents?

[02:12:53] Really?

[02:12:56] Sure. That's fine, sir.

[02:12:58] Okay.

[02:13:00] What kind of lamp likes to go on adventures?

[02:13:20] ... The lamp likes to go on adventures. Not that kind of coin, sir.

[02:13:22] Paul, can you just pay for it and get out of here?

[02:13:32] Jason, what another fine. Appreciate you, Jason!

[02:13:37] Here ya go. 10 thousand rupios.

[02:13:42] That's correct. Would you like to top up your phone credit?

[02:13:45] Oh, what?!

[02:13:48] Are we- What?!

[02:13:51] Wh- Where are we working?!

[02:13:56] No thank you, sir.

[02:13:57] Okay, have a good one.

[02:14:10] He said paying coins and he gave me cash.

[02:14:15] Fine, Joko! Why do we want to talk to this nerd? Bro you still back? so those are cigarettes huh uh uh so What are you doing here, Joko?

[02:15:17] I just wanted to scare you.

[02:15:20] El Coworkerman! I just wanted to scare you.

[02:15:20] El Coworkerman!

[02:15:24] You're so idle.

[02:15:27] Go take over the cashier.

[02:15:30] No way, I told you to do it bro this is

[02:15:34] the worst work environment ever You said it would be just a moment.

[02:15:49] Oh, so do both of us work here at the same time?

[02:15:51] I thought we was like taking over a shift or something.

[02:15:58] Who said that?

[02:15:59] I don't remember saying that.

[02:16:00] Yo, yo, Joker!

[02:16:01] We about to fight bro not more

[02:16:03] we both want to lose our job

[02:16:07] quit arguing with him just go back talking to you is such a hassle. Fine, I'm going home then.

[02:16:19] That's the best way to do it, just go home.

[02:16:24] Oh he's gonna go home!

[02:16:26] You can't do that. Stay here with me. I'm too lazy to keep you company.

[02:16:33] I'm going home This dude might be the worst co-worker I've ever seen in my life.

[02:16:56] Look out! ever seen in my life

[02:16:59] look out

[02:17:31] i hate you so I'm sorry. where we kind of get a decent co-worker dispose of the trash in the storeroom okay

[02:17:37] i don't see oh

[02:17:40] um where's the trash can is it back here or is it like in here

[02:17:48] no that's the bathroom okay y'all see no dumpster area here?

[02:17:55] I don't see no dumpster!

[02:18:35] She's over on my left uh ah Linda! I've been looking for you all this time and here you are.

[02:18:38] What're you doing here, Linda?

[02:18:41] I want to buy some food.

[02:18:44] You couldn't have came through the front door? He was here hanging around in the back just to scare me, Linda?

[02:18:58] Alright... Alright, just wait inside. Not here. Okay!

[02:19:11] Where's the dumpster yo chad i actually don't know where the dumpster is.

[02:19:22] What's wrong with your left leg? Oh, there's the dozer.

[02:19:31] Who did you see that, Jack?

[02:19:35] I saw a man in his car. Okay, am I gonna take the trash out before I like...

[02:19:43] Am I gonna make her wait?

[02:19:45] Yes, we're making a way jack

[02:19:48] we stood on business

[02:19:54] all right one more we're done taking the trash out.

[02:20:07] I don't know, Chad, like this gas station has a creepy, would you work here?

[02:20:13] Yo Chad this gas station got the creep.

[02:20:17] You know?

[02:20:22] Okay, Linda.

[02:20:23] What do you want?

[02:20:26] Wait, that's the same girl from that one game.

[02:20:30] You remember that one game?

[02:20:34] You remember that one game that was like an infinite loop over and over again? Y'all remember that chat? That's the SAME GIRL.

[02:20:39] I think she was also from Poop Killer 4, too.

[02:20:47] How much is this? should be 20 000 uh rupees

[02:20:56] oh it's 60 000 but for l Linda it's $50,000.

[02:21:03] I don't think we're allowed to give discounts.

[02:21:07] We're gonna get fired.

[02:21:11] You were smooth. Okay, here's 50 thousand. I'm heading home now. Be careful around this time. There are usually a lot of ghosts...

[02:21:20] Yo wait!

[02:21:22] I'm not afraid of ghosts at all. Yo, Linda.

[02:21:24] I'm not afraid of ghosts at all.

[02:21:27] Is that left leg okay?

[02:21:29] No it's not.

[02:21:30] That thing is folding.

[02:21:31] Oh my god.

[02:21:34] Yo, Linda you need to get that leg checked out. Godly, Linda! You need to get that leg checked out! Come on, lady Linda.

[02:21:37] Is that her van? Whose van is it?

[02:21:43] Oh, that's not her van. Who is that?

[02:21:53] Take the broom! Are we not gonna worry about this van that's just sitting out here?

[02:22:20] Clean the stains on the floor. Those are the most per- this looks like the moon! How do I... Wait, Chad. I don't know how to uh

[02:22:36] chatter won't let me sweep. uh chat i think the game's broken broken

[02:23:20] if y'all think i'm not pressing E, like what is wrong with you? Um...

[02:23:27] Uh, GG I guess.

[02:23:40] Yeah. I don't... Uh, Chad? I don't understand how to sleep it up A game? so Yeah, GG chat.

[02:24:16] Game's over I guess. Why do you have a red velvet cake suit on in the middle of the night?

[02:24:37] Are you the gas station attendant here? Yes, I am.

[02:24:43] Yes sir. Oh, I thought the attendant was in the toilet. So there's somebody in there? Is the person in the toilet your friend, sir?

[02:24:58] Was there someone there because I've been here alone all this time?

[02:25:04] Ah yeah. GG.

[02:25:08] Really sir? There was someone in the toilet just now.

[02:25:12] Maybe you saw it wrong, sir.

[02:25:14] There shouldn't be anyone in there.

[02:25:17] Why would he whine?

[02:25:20] Or do you think he's setting us up, Jack?

[02:25:23] You might be right sir.

[02:25:26] Alright then I want to refuel for 20 000.

[02:25:30] I'll leave the money at the cashier's counter.

[02:25:33] Okay. I'm going to go get him. running in a nightmare. Like, running 100 miles down it but you're moving like 1 mile

[02:25:51] an hour. Yo, somebody in here?

[02:25:57] Nobody's in here.

[02:26:04] He's trying not back to the van yet, is he?

[02:26:10] Why are you still in here

[02:26:29] oh i need to refuel the car okay i'm still just holding the broom chat I'm sorry. Don't be an employee, Chad! come on man.

[02:26:33] You know?

[02:26:47] Alright you're all fueled up sir.

[02:27:16] Where'd he go? Aaaaaaah! What?! What?

[02:27:30] So the power just went out? What was he running from?

[02:27:33] I know where the Power Box is because I saw it back here. I'm looking at a wall, but it's Linda again, apparently.

[02:28:05] I've been looking for you all this time and here you are!

[02:28:12] You were just here, Linda, through

[02:28:23] the wall? What're you doing here? I want to buy some food was i not supposed to trigger this event earlier There's no shot! Um... Back to catch here. I guess I wasn't supposed to trigger that event earlier.

[02:28:55] Now, I can sweep! This makes no sense, Breville!

[02:29:00] This makes NO SENSE! this makes no sense

[02:29:45] game of the year dude That took way too long. Is she here? so Somebody just said stanky leg, Linda.

[02:29:51] Bro come on man! Dude... Dude!

[02:29:58] DUDE!

[02:30:02] I guess i'm cleaning the stains.... Jack, yeah.

[02:30:10] So I guess you have to do it in a certain order.

[02:30:20] All right. Alright, two out of six stains. Here's another one.

[02:30:29] Is it just me or does it take way too long to clean these things up this is kind of ridiculous

[02:30:50] it just reset itself All right, three out of six. Yo, Lindy lie!

[02:31:04] That left kneecap is gone dude. Dude, she hyper-extended that left

[02:31:06] kneecap like 50 times.

[02:31:13] ... 50 times. All right, channel me two more scenes!

[02:31:22] Linda... Linda!

[02:31:57] Judy! dude window There we go.

[02:31:58] Return the brew. Back to Cashier. What about Linda?

[02:32:06] Oh my goodness, it's Elvis!

[02:32:28] I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you. Oh my goodness, it's Elvis! No way he just runs away.

[02:32:38] The camera still panned in on them and it's not even showing anything.

[02:32:42] How long is the camera gonna stay suited? Okay, bro! I get it now! okay bro i did it he ran away can i stop looking at him

[02:32:50] the camera's still focused on him i can't turn

[02:32:56] so I can't turn!

[02:33:08] I can't turn!

[02:33:14] Linda, help! Restock items in the storeroom. Okay, we're fixed. Now I can't look down. Chat, I can't look any farther down than this.

[02:33:28] Look!

[02:33:30] What am I playing?

[02:33:38] I literally can't look down.

[02:33:40] How am I gonna grab the items

[02:33:44] down there?

[02:33:48] I can't, I can't, I can't look down.

[02:34:00] You think if I go out here again,

[02:34:01] they'll just come back for the third time?

[02:34:09] Well...actually Wow, I actually didn't.

[02:34:15] Um Chad it's looking like GG. so I can't look down.

[02:34:52] This is as far down as I can look, Jack!

[02:35:01] Something like... at all.

[02:35:05] Please...

[02:35:11] Chad, it's over! over

[02:35:21] okay i crouched wait a minute

[02:35:24] but the thing is it won't let me grab any of the items chad. There won't be gravity!

[02:35:29] We can do this.

[02:35:33] Wait, Chad we can do this! No I'm not gonna be able to grab that thing off the bottom shelf, Chad.

[02:35:51] No!

[02:35:54] Linda can you leave? What are the odds we can get this off the bottom shelf? No, no, no.

[02:36:24] No, Chad we can't get it, no!

[02:36:28] No, Chad we can't get it. No.

[02:36:33] No, chat. We can't get it.

[02:36:55] No! We're not going to be able to buggy game.

[02:37:36] Wait a minute, do you think there's a save feature. Maybe it saved. Did it save? chat is that game of the year right there? Chat what are the odds that that right there was game of the year.

[02:37:42] See, that's why we started playing Minecraft dude.

[02:37:45] Wait chat do you think before we do the RLCraft I should look up a video of it first? All these games are bugging.

[02:38:25] I mean... chat if i looked up a rlcraft video would that spoil anything Well here's the thing Chat

[02:38:26] We have to complete what we have left of the hardcore world before we do it.

[02:38:33] Hold on...

[02:38:36] Matter of fact, hang on.

[02:38:41] You will never figure out how to get wood if you don't look it up?

[02:38:45] Buddy!

[02:38:46] It's gonna be the same as Minecraft!

[02:38:47] You hit a tree.

[02:38:51] What are you talking about?

[02:38:57] No LMAO.

[02:39:02] Wait, what? so Wow! so dude why do they give me these ads i promise i don't click on any of this stuff

[02:39:50] when i'm off stream i promise i don't

[02:39:56] honestly like

[02:40:00] okay let's see.

[02:40:06] Hey Nature Boy! What's that bird then?

[02:40:12] Heeeey buddies and a-

[02:40:15] Hey. Hey buddies! Hey!

[02:40:19] Guy here, hope you're having an awesome day so far and welcome back

[02:40:21] for more RLCraft

[02:40:23] In today's guide we we're gonna be taking

[02:40:25] you through from the very start

[02:40:27] of your adventure... Okay I just need to like know

[02:40:29] like-just like the basics real quick

[02:40:31] Just like-just help me out a little bit

[02:40:33] Find a village or a structure that has

[02:40:37] a crafting station and then you can skip the flint tools

[02:40:39] wait what is that chat

[02:40:43] wait is this a whole different game?

[02:40:51] What is that in the bottom right? Head left arm left leg. What is that?

[02:41:06] Now this is how pros do it. Pros will flip skip the flint tool stage by collecting wrongs and finding a structure that has

[02:41:21] a crafting station.

[02:41:23] If you see gravel nearby, though,

[02:41:24] you might as well grab some gravel.

[02:41:27] Even if you don't do it straight away,

[02:41:28] you can just grab some gravel, bring it with you so you can

[02:41:30] get flint later if you want

[02:41:32] and you wanna collect

[02:41:33] everything that he's doing is what my game

[02:41:36] is gonna look like

[02:41:54] okay look like. bro what 12 stones so that you can turn these 12

[02:42:02] Into three cobblestone which will enable you to make a stone pickaxe. Oh

[02:42:08] Wait, we're never gonna be able to do this

[02:42:11] Chat y'all were sitting here telling me to play RLCraft like I was just gonna jump into it and do good.

[02:42:17] Like, I don't even know... This is a whole different game

[02:42:31] bro bruh so this bro I don't really want to watch anymore because I don't wanna like

[02:42:38] ruin anything did a low-key want to try it?

[02:42:47] Bro, this looks crazy.

[02:43:01] Do it now? should I bro this looks I'm not going to know anything.

[02:43:34] Bro, bro chat i'm not gonna know nothing okay so if i do this what are the odds i'm going to die within like an hour? Pull it. Bro, I thought I was a gamer for beating hardcore Minecraft.

[02:44:09] Should I do this hardcore?

[02:44:13] Chat,

[02:44:13] vote.

[02:44:18] Don't do it hardcore? Okay, so if I do beat RLcraft though, I do gain aura points right like 100% like indeniable aura points We're doing it.

[02:44:49] I'm not guaranteeing that this is the first official We're doing it

[02:44:57] I'm not guaranteeing that this is the first official episode, but I'm gonna at least load up and see what it. How do I get it?

[02:45:05] Refund it? Yeah you can refund that prediction.

[02:45:10] You're dying off spawn? Dude do this do it bro check we say in GG dude curse forge so i need to download something called

[02:45:27] curse ford right bro i'm nervous dude Dude

[02:45:41] Bro, I'm nervous bro. Okay Curse Forge.

[02:45:48] Curse Forge mods add-ons leading community.

[02:45:52] So chat, am I supposed to get Curse curse forge app? Yes or no?

[02:46:04] Curse Forge app. Yo this is about to be be chat this is about to be crazy bro

[02:46:08] wait chad it says download on overwolf or download standalone which one oh dude i'm scared

[02:46:24] stand alone

[02:46:28] okay standalone Standalone? Okay, standalone. Oh my goodness

[02:46:31] Okay I downloaded it

[02:46:33] Yo chat is about to get nasty up in here bro

[02:46:37] Bro is about to get nasty over your chat next okay I accept privacy terms dude see

[02:46:47] I'm getting nervous like just like I was right before we started the hardcore Minecraft bro.

[02:46:52] Wait am I gonna... can I download a virus doing this?

[02:46:57] Okay it's installing CurseForge.

[02:47:08] Oh my goodness chat chatter we could okay do I skip the intro to curse for

[02:47:20] just hit next?

[02:47:29] Skip intro.

[02:47:51] Alright. Okay. Skip intro. Alright, click the orange install button. Oh my god. Oh my goodness, it's installing it.

[02:47:55] Chad, it's installing it! Oh my.

[02:48:13] Chat, we're so good bro. Yo chat, we're so cooked dude!

[02:48:19] Wait is this where you get shaders too? Why are y'all saying GG?

[02:48:28] Chat, y'all witnessed me

[02:48:30] literally beat Hardcore Minecraft

[02:48:31] solo with one

[02:48:34] death run through.

[02:48:35] We're good, man!

[02:48:44] Trojan virus has infected your device restarting in 10 seconds. What?

[02:49:05] What happened? No, I'm kidding challenging it i'm

[02:49:09] kidding bro

[02:49:12] okay bro okay here it is um

[02:49:19] is that it?

[02:49:27] Is that my IP?

[02:49:33] Chad, does this show my IP?

[02:49:37] It says forge dash and then some numbers.

[02:49:39] Is that my IP?

[02:49:51] No. Do I just hit play now?

[02:49:55] Is it done?

[02:49:59] ... Is it done?

[02:50:05] How does hit play? Oh my God. oh my goodness chat lock-in

[02:50:21] chat lock in.

[02:50:26] Here we go bro.

[02:50:30] Play.

[02:50:37] Continue.

[02:50:41] Oh my goodness! Chat, we're loading in

[02:50:48] what this guy just say he has no chance wait it's making me log in why is it

[02:50:59] making me log in

[02:51:00] is that normal does it make y'all log

[02:51:02] in

[02:51:03] okay y'all log in after you do this

[02:51:13] yo chad i'm scared type one if you're scared for me

[02:51:21] Chat we might be cooked.

[02:51:28] We might actually be cooked. Oh, man.

[02:51:41] Oh, man.

[02:51:43] Bro.

[02:51:45] Bro!

[02:51:48] Play RLCraft

[02:51:52] Java edition?

[02:51:56] Yeah, play You're about to play Minecraft Java Edition that's been modified. We can't guarantee this game will support the latest player safety features. That's normal, right? Chat that's normal.

[02:52:15] Play.

[02:52:20] Oh my goodness

[02:52:30] i was not planning on doing this tonight yo caitlyn with the 10. Get to W, Kaitlin!

[02:52:39] It's loading up. Dude I'm scared chat! Oh no chat we're cooked bro. Oh, no.

[02:52:52] Chat, we're cooked, bro.

[02:52:56] Chat type one if we're cooked.

[02:52:58] Oh, man, bro.

[02:53:01] Chat is loading, bro.

[02:53:06] It's loading up. Yo, deal with the five get to W deal. I'm actually nervous bro. Oh. Oh my goodness. Hold up. How do you go full screen?

[02:53:47] I just took it to full screen.

[02:53:48] It didn't do it.

[02:53:49] Show, I'm about to show hang on

[02:54:00] hold on no i can't get you go full screen chat how do i get to go full screen chat. How do I get to go full screen?

[02:54:13] Chat, I didn't leak nothing!

[02:54:33] Chat, you're on mute didn't leak nothing no what is it doing dude move cam all right look chat look i hit full screen and it only does this why is it just doing this

[02:54:37] look how do I...

[02:54:48] Show it? It's literally on the screen.

[02:54:51] Alt-Enter, that's not going to work but I'll try it.

[02:54:57] That didn't work.

[02:55:00] F11? F11 just does this!

[02:55:08] Should I hit Alt-Enter here? so i had all enter here no look options

[02:55:17] video settings and when i put it to full screen just puts it in the corner F11 now?

[02:55:35] I think I did this.

[02:55:41] Yeah, Chad, it ain't working. What is

[02:55:43] this dude?

[02:55:51] The resolution? Oh wait wait a minute. You might be right.

[02:55:53] Wait a minute you might be right. Resolution

[02:55:57] Is that in your chat or no? No, don't tell me we're going to do all this and not be able to do it. Should I just restart?

[02:56:16] Let's restart.

[02:56:21] We're going to exit out and restart chat, see what happens.

[02:56:28] Have I leaked anything by the way?

[02:56:32] Wait once I have this installed can I go through the minecraft launcher and launch it The hook? Nope! I'm going to go ahead and get this. I'm going to go ahead and get this.

[02:56:56] Do you hook?

[02:56:57] Nope!

[02:57:04] Hold on, chat.

[02:57:05] We're going to fix this.

[02:57:06] Don't worry

[02:57:08] chat do not fret we're gonna fix this

[02:57:15] what this nerd just type in my chat

[02:57:21] youtube how to fix minecraft not full screening properly

[02:57:26] how about you do it for me, buddy?

[02:57:29] Huh?

[02:57:43] That's what I pay you for, man.

[02:57:46] Hold on a second.

[02:57:46] Let's see.

[02:57:48] We're going to fix this. change it in the curse forge launcher settings Hold on.

[02:58:07] I'm pretty sure there's a resolution setting in the launcher settings in CurseForge

[02:58:09] Okay, Chad hang on I'm about to show y'all if it doesn't work this time

[02:58:13] we're getting paid yeah so i pay viewers type one if you get paid in here i'll pay y'all

[02:58:20] of course I do!

[02:58:25] Settings, Minecraft, Use Desktop Resolution. in curse forge

[02:58:37] okay i bet hang on

[02:58:42] settings minecraft Okay, I bet. Hang on.

[02:58:48] Minecraft use desktop resolution

[02:58:52] Minecraft Use desktop minecraft

[02:59:16] use desktop resolution oh my goodness mod him even though it's a mod that told me it. Mod the mod! Yo, mod eye fades even though he's modded already.

[02:59:27] Chat, y'all want a piece of lore about ifade by, by the way? You know my mod iFades is the one that created the Discord.

[02:59:35] Like he created the discord

[02:59:37] did y'all know that if y'all didn't know

[02:59:41] that there's a piece of lore for you

[02:59:51] so You know something else about Fades too? I think he was my first subscriber

[02:59:55] and then my mom was mad at him because

[02:59:58] my mom was second, and she wanted first.

[03:00:01] ... You know?

[03:00:18] Wait, it didn't work.

[03:00:26] It didn't work, never mind, unmodem.

[03:00:28] Yeah, unmodem, never Never mind it didn't work.

[03:00:35] Yeah you're unmodded and it didn't work. DUDE NOOOOOO! No!

[03:00:44] No, man.

[03:00:49] Dude, come on man!

[03:00:52] Why is this such a process?

[03:01:00] Bro, this is stupid bro.

[03:01:03] I'm about to play

[03:01:07] in window mode bro.

[03:01:11] BRO! Bro! Turn on full screen and video settings then hit f11 yeah that's what I'm doing

[03:01:29] i'd like to get naked bro i'm not gonna lie bro

[03:01:38] bro this is bro it's 2024 there's literally no way it should take an act of congress to play something in full screen mode

[03:01:48] like can we not look bro

[03:01:56] look bro yo what do I do Thades?

[03:02:39] ... Press full screen.. This song sucks by the way. This thing's terrible. There's something out here, bro.

[03:02:43] GUI scale? Where is that?!

[03:02:47] WHA- I'm walking on my own path No, that ain't it buddy.

[03:02:55] The square? Yes! Chat this is what the square does but it's still not in full screen

[03:03:03] yo diddy with the five gifted

[03:03:07] now hit f11. This isn't going to work.

[03:03:12] Shaq, this is not gonna work. How much you want to bet that it's not gonna work?

[03:03:17] If this works I will shut the stream off.

[03:03:21] It will?

[03:03:23] As you can tell, it didn't work.

[03:03:29] ... manually set the resolution and settings on curse forge okay what should i set the resolution to 1920 by 1080.

[03:03:58] My monitor isn't

[03:04:00] 1920 by 1080, though.

[03:04:01] It's like 25-something by something. So do like 25 something by something.

[03:04:04] So do I still set it to 1920 by 1080?

[03:04:06] ...

[03:04:08] ... 2560 by 1440.

[03:04:21] Is it 4K?

[03:04:22] No,

[03:04:22] it's not 4K.

[03:04:24] So do I do 2560 by 1440 Okay.

[03:04:48] Now let's see if this works, chat.

[03:04:52] Moment of truth, chat. Fist me.

[03:05:08] Wait a minute, wait a second.

[03:05:12] Chat, wait a second.

[03:05:16] I'm going to go ahead and Chat, wait a second.

[03:05:21] Wait I think we're cooking here.

[03:05:28] Dude there's no way this could be happening. I need to go to nerd school or something.

[03:05:40] You know?

[03:05:43] Options, video settings full screen Please tell me it worked. didn't work, Jack.

[03:06:18] I'm literally telling you how to fix it?

[03:06:20] Okay hang on.

[03:06:21] Let me see what this dude gram of peace

[03:06:26] it's the refresh rate your band Did you really just say that? Hold on.

[03:06:51] This dude really just said it's the refresh rate.

[03:06:57] I just downloaded Curse Wars and RLCraft, mine is not having the issue?

[03:07:01] WHAT?!

[03:07:05] It'll go full screen when you hit play.

[03:07:08] Wait, will it really? Hold on.

[03:07:31] Settings, display...

[03:07:35] Wait chat! Where is refresh rate in Minecraft at?

[03:07:37] Where's that at?

[03:07:45] ... Framerate? No.

[03:08:05] Chat, I know

[03:08:07] that it's not on full screen if i put it in full screen it's going to go quarter screen Your settings on PC?

[03:08:25] No, that shouldn't be it because it works normal on Minecraft.

[03:08:37] Wait, let me try something real quick. Hold on chat, let's try something

[03:08:39] real quick

[03:08:49] let's yo what is this it's not VC bro yo Chad Chad, why are y'all trying to be a hero? What just happened?

[03:09:08] Okay, yeah that obviously didn't go full screen when i got um what is this Dude, I might just play it like this.

[03:09:28] This is the dumbest thing ever.

[03:09:33] Wait, chat, you think I could go into the RL Craft launcher?

[03:09:37] And just do it 1920x1080?

[03:09:43] Alt-Enter.

[03:09:45] No, loser!

[03:09:49] Hold on I'm going to try this one more thing real quick Chad

[03:09:53] and if it doesn't work we might just play it like that is that sufferable Okay, try this one more thing right here. Okay.

[03:10:21] Let's see.

[03:10:26] I'm angry.

[03:10:45] Chad, is this just a me problem?

[03:10:49] Be honest.

[03:10:52] Is there not one nerd in here?

[03:11:04] There's got to be one nerd in here that can just like instantly fix this. There's gotta be one of y'11 in game. Did you just get here?

[03:11:27] Yeah, I'm done bro. GG, I'm not playing a chat.

[03:11:36] If this doesn't work change your monitor settings on Windows to 1920 by 1080. Should I do that? Okay, see nothing.

[03:12:08] Monitor... Is it display settings? Um, okay here we go.

[03:12:17] 1920 by 1080...

[03:12:21] That looks like absolute booty crust

[03:12:29] yo nightfall with the five gifted wow this looks like the worst thing i've ever seen.

[03:12:40] Let's see if it works though...

[03:12:47] And it still didn't work! work

[03:12:55] are you launching it through the minecraft launcher or the forge launcher brooooo Try Minecraft launcher?

[03:13:13] You can't though. chat bro gg bro for a streamer you're bad with tech i'm not even bad with tech

[03:13:33] you nerd wait what if I put the scale down to 100

[03:13:38] instead of 125. Is be the problem Imagine if it is. Wait, is this video to download it right?

[03:14:34] What?

[03:14:37] What do you mean I downloaded it wrong?

[03:14:41] Bro! We might have to go to YouTube chat.

[03:14:51] Dude, it's so weird because when i first launched minecraft

[03:14:54] i remember i couldn't get to go full screen and i just hit like f11 or whatever and it worked so Oh my god, I fixed it.

[03:15:24] Oh my goodness, let's go.

[03:15:26] Oh my goodness, let's go. Oh my goodness,

[03:15:27] let's go.

[03:15:29] What was it? I just changed

[03:15:31] the scale from

[03:15:33] 125% to

[03:15:35] 100%.

[03:15:36] And now look at it.

[03:15:46] Bro. Bro. Bro, let's go.

[03:15:49] Bro is a nerd?

[03:15:51] So I actually fixed it and now I'm a nerd?

[03:15:54] One minute I'm bad with techs?

[03:15:56] Techs?

[03:15:57] I don't know what you're talking about. actually fix it and now I'm a nerd one minute on bad with text tech GG make

[03:16:02] sure you change your monitor back to 2k in curse fords if you want yeah changed

[03:16:06] it back to use monitor settings.

[03:16:09] Is that what I needed to do?

[03:16:11] Boom! Let's go!

[03:16:22] Boom! let's go chat chat let's go bro

[03:16:28] let's go bro.

[03:16:34] Let's go bro. That's what I'm talking about. Chat you proud of me? Be honest!

[03:16:38] Chat you proud of me

[03:16:45] woo oh no i leaked a burner email.

[03:16:54] Shut up!

[03:16:55] Let's go man!

[03:16:57] Okay now I'm nervous.

[03:16:58] Now we gotta lock in for real.

[03:17:05] Chad,

[03:17:06] we got to lock in now.

[03:17:08] Dude!

[03:17:10] Everybody lock in. Look how much different the screen looks by the way on a hundred percent

[03:17:17] looking at the stream looks this is weird huh Shaders?

[03:17:26] Should I just mess with shaders tomorrow?

[03:17:30] Because shader is going to add like another 30 minutes

[03:17:32] to this, won't it? is going to add like another 30 minutes of this one bro

[03:17:39] okay

[03:17:42] options quake pro Okay. Options, Quake Pro, Music...

[03:18:19] Chat what settings do i need to do i forgot Shaders what? Render distance, yeah you're right

[03:18:21] render distance. Chad I'm so happy we

[03:18:23] fixed this bro! Oh my goodness

[03:18:25] dude Ummm Oh my goodness, dude.

[03:18:30] Max?

[03:18:33] Fancy. Okay. Wait, if I go to mods can I just like straight up?

[03:18:46] Chat vote on that poll. Vote on that poll chat in that pole chat what is that thing

[03:18:53] am i ready for this i don't think I'm ready for this Type 1 if you're locked in, chat.

[03:19:27] Bro, let's go, dude.

[03:19:29] I gotta use the restroom chat everybody

[03:19:31] lock in bro let's go

[03:21:01] See, my game's not gonna look this good without shaders huh you know what I'm going to do real quick I'm just gonna see I'm just gonna check real quick

[03:21:08] I'm just gonna look up

[03:21:12] Real quick

[03:21:12] Let's see.

[03:21:22] Five minutes?

[03:21:23] That's it?

[03:21:26] Enter.

[03:21:29] The Jingleman's Benny Blanco. Wait, they're already on? I already have them!

[03:21:58] It comes with it. No way.

[03:22:01] I already have them?

[03:22:30] So, I should click this and that should be in here You lied to me. I hate everybody

[03:22:33] let's go

[03:22:38] options video Video?

[03:22:59] Uh-huh. Iris?

[03:23:07] What is a iris, what are y'all talking about?

[03:23:11] Resource packs? three source packs

[03:23:33] right here Hold on. What is on my screen

[03:23:42] what is this dude doing Yo, I hear something. Hey! Hey.

[03:24:10] It's Hero, Brian?

[03:24:13] Just start it?

[03:24:15] I will just start it.

[03:24:18] If not, I'll i will just start it

[03:24:24] chat if not i'll uninstall them or install them off stream

[03:24:33] we'll have him for tomorrow tomorrow. You know? This isn't the world we're using.

[03:24:46] Dude, I hear something! Do that here something

[03:24:58] Chat what are we naming this dude?

[03:25:02] Life chat what are we naming this dude

[03:25:26] life so Okay.

[03:25:28] Survival hardcore?

[03:25:29] Ooh!

[03:25:35] There's no way we can lock four in this, right?

[03:25:41] Survival. Alright! All right.

[03:25:47] I was here, chat.

[03:25:51] Chat, I was here

[03:25:57] bro poll that we already we already pulled it like yesterday Oh, I'm scared. Oh lord have mercy, what is this framerate? his frame rate.

[03:26:31] This doesn't even feel or sound like Minecraft!

[03:27:13] The I'm going to go ahead and do that. um what do i do Turn render distance now.

[03:27:15] Oh my goodness, it froze!

[03:27:21] What's the other comp? distance? Turn music down, yeah.

[03:27:25] Oh, Vsync on?

[03:27:29] 16 16 chat we're so good by the way it's

[03:27:41] not lagging now.

[03:27:42] Okay that is good.

[03:27:43] Okay it is lagging.

[03:27:47] What is that in the sky?

[03:27:48] Hello?

[03:28:13] I'm panicking! What is this? turn v-sync off chat V-Sync on or off?

[03:28:18] It's off. No worse with it off.

[03:28:29] Ban anybody who told me to do that.

[03:28:33] Yeah, it's actually smooth with an arm.

[03:28:38] Okay, what is the first thing I should be doing? Wood? uh hello What is happening?

[03:29:27] What is happening? WHAT IS THAT?!

[03:29:29] I can't, I can't.

[03:29:31] What's happening? Like actually what's happening? Help please!

[03:29:35] W-what is going on? I'm panicking!

[03:29:41] ... I'm panicking. I can't get wood! How do I get wood?

[03:29:47] Rocks, is that a rock?!

[03:29:56] You have to manually pick stuff up in this i'm never beating this press h If I beat this game, y'all have to admit that I gained at least 10,000 points bro.

[03:30:32] Because what is going on on i'm about to cry um I feel like i'm actually in the woods! I have rocks! What happens now?

[03:31:09] What?

[03:31:13] I'm going to die. What?

[03:31:18] What did I just...

[03:31:24] I need flint?

[03:31:33] Yes sir. Do you still get-

[03:31:40] This is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[03:31:43] I am actually in shock. What is this?

[03:31:54] If it's too laggy, you may need to allocate more RAM.

[03:31:57] Chad, it's not lagging too bad right now is it?

[03:31:58] I don't think it's laggy at all.

[03:32:00] Do I need food?

[03:32:02] What does that...

[03:32:05] Is this gravel?

[03:32:07] That's clay.

[03:32:08] Help me, please!

[03:32:09] What is that bubble in the middle of my screen?

[03:32:16] I gotta find gravel.

[03:32:20] How many rocks do i need?

[03:32:26] Do you die if you don't eat food in this like you actually starve?

[03:32:35] Well... die if you don't eat food in this like you actually star well over so close where to go Where'd it go? Is it safe to go over there?

[03:32:55] Should I go over here? I'm a beach.

[03:33:10] Travel.

[03:33:16] Why does it say I'm cold?

[03:33:29] How much flit... This is actually the craziest thing ever.. so Ow! A friend! Is this a house? Break leaves for skates?

[03:33:59] What is this thing?

[03:34:04] WHAT IS THIS?! what is this thing

[03:34:07] what is this

[03:34:14] you skipped the tutorial? What, for this?

[03:34:17] I didn't even mean to!

[03:34:21] Okay what is priority number one? Gravel?!

[03:34:25] ... priority number one gravel Should I be picking this up, chap? Chad, I'm not coming out for this dude. so uh What is happening? okay let's place this until I get until

[03:35:41] i get like that until I get Flint, right chat?

[03:35:51] Okay, I got Flint.. How many flint do I need?

[03:36:00] Three!

[03:36:04] Everybody remain silent! three everybody remain calm

[03:36:06] everything is fine

[03:36:33] ... cold down Hmm. Gravel flint, flint against rock?

[03:36:39] What?!

[03:36:44] Press C? Nothing happened pressing C. I am going to cry.

[03:37:01] So this is Minecraft but real life, huh?

[03:37:14] Please. I need...I need Flint.

[03:37:19] I'm begging you, please! uh um chat what's happening did y'all see my screen

[03:37:48] did you all see my screen just now? It was green.

[03:37:55] My screen was completely green!

[03:38:07] ... green. Why are y'all telling me to hold

[03:38:09] shift? It's like...

[03:38:12] Hold shift to pick up.

[03:38:14] Oh!

[03:38:20] Okay, I got two flaming. One more!

[03:38:31] I've got three it right now! Can anybody explain to me what that is?

[03:39:01] Does anybody care to explain

[03:39:09] What on this planet Earth that I am looking at right now?

[03:39:31] I'm about to cry. chat i am literally unironically in fear for my life i have not been this scared in a hot minute. Should I run away from this thing? It's nighttime! I'm dead!

[03:39:40] Is it coming over here?

[03:39:43] Chat?

[03:39:48] I got a stake. Where is the stake? Chat, I've got a stake. Where's the stick?

[03:39:49] Chad, I got a stick. What happens?

[03:39:50] I got two sticks.

[03:39:55] I got five sticks.

[03:39:56] Please help!

[03:40:01] Craft?

[03:40:34] What should I craft first? x I need a flint knife.

[03:40:41] Okay, create it.

[03:42:21] Chat? chat Okay, my survival instincts are kicking in! My survival instincts are telling me to get on top of a tree! Survival instinct. What happens now? Somebody please, I can't... somebody please like is that a giant shrimp with legs yeah that's what it looks like like so do i throw a flint on the floor and

[03:42:36] so do i need to make a crafting table that's what i need to

[03:42:39] make See while holding flint.

[03:42:53] Nothing.

[03:42:57] Nothing.

[03:43:06] You're cold? I know, but I don't know how to make a campfire

[03:43:13] on rock so i place a rock down so Grrrr. On cobblestone okay chat we're learning here we're learning

[03:43:49] okay there's a zombie right down there that's not what i wanted to see is there any

[03:44:01] why is he so tanky?

[03:44:06] Should I just kill him, chat? Should I kill him?!

[03:44:26] Make a campfire? My goodness, bro. I'm beating him to death with a rock!

[03:44:44] I killed... oh okay okay heart crystal shard?

[03:44:47] I don't know what that...

[03:44:59] ... Does that heal me?

[03:45:05] What is it?! WHAT IS IT?! WHAT IS TH- what is that so No! no no right Should I make a new world? This could be an amazing series.

[03:46:18] I just died 10 minutes in.

[03:46:21] I just got jumps minutes in. I just got jump scared

[03:46:23] in Minecraft, and I have

[03:46:25] absolutely no idea

[03:46:27] what that was that sprang

[03:46:29] out of the water to kill me.

[03:46:31] What was that?

[03:46:37] I had no eye

[03:46:39] chat. I knew y'all were talking

[03:46:41] crazy about this game, like oh man it's crazy.

[03:46:44] But dude...

[03:46:47] I had no idea it was like THIS much.

[03:46:52] Okay let's...

[03:46:59] Um.

[03:47:03] Survival? Chat lock in.

[03:47:05] Kitty!

[03:47:18] So I need to do as much work As I possibly can

[03:47:19] Before it gets night time

[03:47:21] What is this

[03:47:23] Wait did I just get a miracle spawn?

[03:47:27] Is this the best spawn ever?

[03:47:29] What is this?

[03:47:32] Oh my god!

[03:47:33] This is a miracle!

[03:47:38] Kitty!

[03:47:41] What do

[03:47:41] I do with this?

[03:47:43] I don't know.

[03:47:45] I don't know what this is.

[03:47:48] Oh my goodness, chat, we have a three house.

[03:47:50] This is already good!

[03:47:53] Okay, we get rocks off rip, right?

[03:47:55] Rocks off rip, this is it. Is that thing buggered?

[03:48:20] Is it coming after me? What is that?!

[03:48:22] Press an H.

[03:48:26] Oh, I should

[03:48:28] do the tutorial. guide you through explain different mechanics thank you so much

[03:48:42] you may already have noticed the vanilla health bar is gone

[03:48:46] i didn't even notice that is it gone

[03:48:50] it's been replaced by this system? No it hasn't though.

[03:48:59] Um, every part has own health...

[03:49:02] High place Um, every part has own health.

[03:49:04] High place... Okay

[03:49:06] You're cooked? I know I'm cooked

[03:49:09] Uh huh

[03:49:29] Okay uh-huh okay The wound. Wound. Heal by applying bandages or plaster?

[03:49:46] If you sleep in your bed, your body won't... So the best way to heal is to get in the bed right chat? 100%. Okay.

[03:50:02] Alright chat, we got it! We need to do work while we can. It's cold here, that's not a good thing right?

[03:50:07] Let's get rocks and get...

[03:50:09] What else? Get rocks and get flint.

[03:50:11] Correct?

[03:50:13] What is that? A marble rock?!

[03:50:17] Check this out! What is that? A marble rock?!

[03:50:36] Chat, what's better, marble rocks or regular? I'm just gonna give him rocks.

[03:50:43] That thing doesn't attack me, does it? What is that man?! Rock... Rock.

[03:50:49] Rock, thank you.

[03:50:53] Rock...

[03:50:57] Thank-thank you? Thank you.

[03:51:05] Rock, thank you.

[03:51:07] Thank you.

[03:51:10] Chat I'm so scared, I don't think you understand. I-I don't think you understand.

[03:51:11] Set spawn?

[03:51:12] Oh yeah, I'll go back over to the bed.

[03:51:13] Is there a I'll go back over to the bed.

[03:51:23] Is it even possible to beat this on hardcore? Has anybody done that?

[03:51:28] I could do it.

[03:51:34] Ha ha ha! I can do it. So chat, we need...

[03:51:38] I'm overwhelmed! I'M SCARED!

[03:51:43] Okay let's grab this um...

[03:51:47] Let's grab this gravel and we'll head back to that little house. Okay? W plays, right?

[03:52:01] I'm taking all this!

[03:52:05] Dude, Chad we are so lucky that we spawned beside a house.

[03:52:16] What? The what?

[03:52:21] ... Bad or good? Take me home.

[03:52:48] Take me home right now.

[03:52:58] Oh my goodness!

[03:53:03] Think, Jack this is actually insane.

[03:53:12] Okay.

[03:53:16] Wait, I can't set the spawn point because it says that I can only sleep at night.

[03:53:42] OK, now chat what's the play? get some sticks okay we're gonna get some sticks how many states you thinking we're eating chat

[03:53:49] dude everything looks different the trees look different everything is different man

[03:53:58] can i get more sticks please, please give me some more sticks.

[03:54:03] Please don't be stingy with the sticks! I need them things, please!

[03:54:15] Chat, y'all got me this was like y'all told me this was hardcore

[03:54:17] I had no idea it was to this extent

[03:54:19] like I legitimately feel like i'm playing real life

[03:54:23] wait you have to go to the nether in this too don't you

[03:54:36] okay Bro.

[03:54:46] Chat, yeah, it's bad. Stick. I have nine.

[03:54:49] Should i keep getting sticks? You're good? Okay, I'm going home. I'm going home!

[03:54:54] I'm going home!

[03:54:55] I'm going home!

[03:54:56] I'm going home!

[03:54:57] I'm going home!

[03:54:58] I'm going home!

[03:54:59] I'm going home!

[03:55:00] I'm going home!

[03:55:01] I'm going home!

[03:55:02] I'm going home!

[03:55:03] I'm going home!

[03:55:04] I'm going home! I'm going home! I'm going home.

[03:55:11] So, I... Is that correct?

[03:55:24] Flint knife.

[03:55:33] Progress. PROGRESS!

[03:55:43] What, grass?

[03:55:45] Why? ass why i need plant fibers that's what y'all

[03:55:52] are talking about

[03:56:00] how many we talking chad how many people How many of you talking, Chad?

[03:56:00] How many of you talking?

[03:56:07] Pig.

[03:56:10] I might have to take you out man. I'm not gonna lie.

[03:56:13] I might have to take you out chat. I don't want to though.

[03:56:24] Chat, I don't wanna have to kill bro.

[03:56:28] Plant fiber? Okay. Plant fiber? Plant fiber? What am I making now? Now, this is what I need to make? Plant shrink?

[03:56:52] And I use this to make an axe, right?

[03:56:56] A flint hatchet?

[03:57:00] Yes!

[03:57:05] Boom, boom,

[03:57:07] boom.

[03:57:11] Lock? Oh no! What?

[03:57:19] Okay. Alright, this is what I get wood with correct? I need to keep the seeds.

[03:57:26] Wait, do I really?

[03:57:34] Hurry up! I'm trying to hurry. It's about to get nighttime. We're good though, we're good.

[03:57:37] Oh my goodness Jack come on, we're cooking. oh What?

[03:58:05] Is this even Minecraft at this point? Can I eat this?! Okay, what am I doing with wood chat?

[03:58:32] Yo Aziz with the five gift appreciate you. Make a crafting table?

[03:58:44] Fix the house like the house is broken?

[03:58:54] Check the basement.

[03:58:55] Is this a good idea?

[03:59:02] Which Which which hits harder? There's something here.

[03:59:08] I need to make a fire or something, right? There's something here.

[03:59:12] I need to make a fire or something, right? I'm panicking.

[03:59:25] I'm panicking.

[03:59:29] Close the walls?

[03:59:30] Should I just do it with the oak wood or should I make pallets

[03:59:32] out of at first use dirt oh Use dirt?

[03:59:48] Chad, I'm still freezing! He's gonna freeze to death of his sleep!

[03:59:58] Hello?

[04:00:02] Is it daytime?

[04:00:09] Chad! Okay, how do I make a fire? place wood so That did not work. Left click with it? Chat, left click or right click? There's no way this is going to make a fire, by the way.

[04:01:13] What is he doing? I'm trying to make a fire so i can don't even know what to do but chop down another tree Crafting menu?

[04:01:43] Okay, hang on. Chat we're learning

[04:01:52] we've never done this before

[04:01:53] we're learning

[04:01:53] this is fine

[04:01:57] everything's okay

[04:01:58] this is brand new to me crafting menu can I search it?

[04:02:14] Huh?

[04:02:18] Huh?

[04:02:23] Huh? Huh?

[04:02:42] We gotta have a pickaxe so you know what it's time for chat by the way why is my hunger going down should it be going down

[04:02:51] there's one clip. What?

[04:03:11] Make cobblestone with rocks?

[04:03:18] Is that worth it? Life. life chat life

[04:03:33] three wait i can't craft that How do I make a crafting table? okay

[04:03:58] chat we're learning everything is fine we are learning here okay

[04:04:03] this is good i remember what i do here

[04:04:11] yes Yes. W plays, Jack. I'm sorry. There we go.

[04:04:24] Crafting table, I was here! First crafting table in RLCraft, I was here baby let's go!

[04:04:29] Should I put it in the house? crafting table and RL craft. I was here, baby. Let's go!

[04:04:32] Should I put it in the house?

[04:04:36] Okay, I did one, two, three...

[04:04:42] Yes! Does this thing last forever? Yes. I don't know how to light it. so Fuel? We're going to freeze to death! Not near the house it's gonna burn. I'm honestly fine with it burning at this point because I just need to get high.

[04:05:30] Pause. Fire starters.

[04:05:37] Okay. You think we were gonna make it to the nether?

[04:05:48] All of this stuff is in this game? Wait, fuel.

[04:05:51] Living Torp?

[04:05:56] Okay, I need a legitimate explanation as to why my food isn't going down.

[04:06:02] Chat, why is my food going down

[04:06:15] you're big that's why

[04:06:17] matches

[04:06:21] okay Ben whoever said matches because

[04:06:25] matches obviously isn't a thing.

[04:06:38] Flint and Steel, is that in this game?

[04:07:00] GG, there's no chance we're getting ironed. okay did i just break that I thought it was gonna pop up!

[04:07:11] There we go. Wait, we're getting so lucky with the flint.

[04:07:17] Okay this is good.

[04:07:51] Jack this is good right now, this is good right now, you goober okay what are we making? We're making a pickaxe, right?

[04:07:53] We're making a pickaxe?!

[04:07:57] Yes.

[04:08:00] Yes!

[04:08:02] Once we have the pickaxe, we have the key to life!

[04:08:09] Let's go chat, we're cooking here! Oh.

[04:08:21] That's for sure not how you make it!

[04:08:23] Wait, can I make this right now?

[04:08:25] Wait what?!

[04:08:28] I was able to make one! Ugh. Worthless?

[04:08:43] Why is it worthless?

[04:09:08] Oh, you're not supposed to use this menu chat? It breaks after one use. No, it doesn't.

[04:09:16] See? see this thing kind of sucks so I'm not gonna lie

[04:09:23] so the flint was better though right big I'm not gonna lie,

[04:09:29] I might have to eat you man.

[04:09:33] Hold on.

[04:09:37] Pickaxe

[04:09:41] there's no flint when even in here

[04:09:44] hold on chad how did i make it?

[04:09:46] I'm panicking, again again you can use it so wait chat am I allowed to use that wooden pickaxe

[04:09:58] without being cheating?

[04:10:09] Okay, that's good.

[04:10:12] It's getting nighttime again. Should I sleep?

[04:10:16] Alright now what are the next plays

[04:10:20] we should do chat?

[04:10:31] By the way you can get food poisoning here.

[04:10:36] Get stone...

[04:10:38] Wait we have stone!

[04:10:39] Wait a minute!

[04:10:47] We're gonna make a stone pickaxe, chat. We're cooking! Let me cook!

[04:10:55] I should be sleeping huh? We should be sleeping, huh?

[04:10:55] We should be sleeping.

[04:11:00] Shit, I'm nervous, bro.

[04:11:03] Shit, I'm nervous dude.

[04:11:05] Make torches? I ain't got no coal action though!

[04:11:12] Now here's what we do Chad, here's what we do, Chad. Here's what we do.

[04:11:23] Good! Now we get iron huh

[04:11:35] progress Progress.

[04:11:39] It's cold, build a furnace?

[04:11:43] Is this thing friendly to me?! Oh no! Okay, chat.

[04:11:51] Next step we need to...

[04:11:55] Oh, I can't see nothing up in here.

[04:12:08] Oh it's cold in here too.

[04:12:14] Should we go on a little exploration since we're like...

[04:12:17] You know what? We're're good i'm not even scared

[04:12:19] no more

[04:12:23] right this y'all trying to brighten something up if it gets dark or

[04:12:25] something

[04:12:28] chat i ain't even scared no more.

[04:12:36] Okay, how long do you have to stay freezing for, for it to affect you? What is this?

[04:12:58] My screen's bugging.

[04:13:05] Chat, my screen's bugging. Is it bugging chat my screen's bugging is it bugging for you look at it flashing in my room look at it yo did y'all see that in my room though? It's fixed.

[04:13:24] Let me guess, when you mine the coal it doesn't come out as cold does it?

[04:13:30] Wow that's a surprise! surprise.

[04:13:39] Chat, should I go down

[04:13:47] okay so um

[04:14:14] is this a bad idea?

[04:15:24] What's that? uh chat something tells Something tells me... I'm lit torch. unlit torch what how do you lit it Okay, I'm gonna go up here and make some torches. We're going to see what this place is. Matchbox. What is that thing?

[04:15:49] Chat, what is that place?

[04:15:50] What is happening?

[04:15:52] What is actually place? What is happening? What,

[04:15:53] what is actually going on?

[04:15:59] Go there.

[04:16:01] Can I eat this?

[04:16:04] Okay. Can I eat this? This is literally... Oh my god. um wait there's chest in there

[04:16:41] should i break these spawners?

[04:16:55] Let's go

[04:17:06] hold on i need to get some dirt. so Cases in peaceful mode? No I'm not!

[04:17:38] Difficulty hard, Doober!

[04:17:42] That's what y'all said about the first hardcore run.

[04:17:57] Oh my god... You can make spears and stuff?

[04:17:59] Yeah, we just gotta take it one step at a time because i don't know what's wrong Oh.

[04:18:18] Oh, oh... Do they only spawn at night?

[04:18:24] Chad, do they only work at night?

[04:18:29] Oh the fairy is healing me!

[04:18:35] W Fairy!

[04:18:42] You need water? Oh, I do.

[04:18:48] Wait...

[04:18:50] Bro, what are these-

[04:18:55] What is that thing? Is that a fairy too?

[04:18:58] Can I drink water and just straight up drink it right here?

[04:19:03] Where do i need to get water?

[04:19:06] A bowl?

[04:19:09] I can use this bowl! Ben, whoever said bowl.

[04:19:28] I just drank water. Why is it green? hold L.

[04:19:43] This is the most overwhelming experience I've ever had, chat.

[04:19:49] When I got poisoned?

[04:19:51] Chat, no way y'all sold me like this.

[04:19:55] No way y'all did your boy dirty

[04:19:57] like this.

[04:19:58] ... No way y'all did your boy dirty like this.

[04:20:05] I'm going in this tower.

[04:20:28] Chat, I'm going in this tower. i don't know what it is but i'm going in Oh. Oh. home

[04:20:32] home

[04:20:36] is there nothing here

[04:20:40] take the torch and wait Take the torches. Wait!

[04:20:44] Do they stay lit if I break them?

[04:20:46] Yes, they do.

[04:20:52] Chat, I know y'all don't want to hear this but I kind of want to go back in that tunnel down there.

[04:21:16] Should we? Can I craft an iron bucket to get water? What is this?

[04:21:24] Okay, it's turning nighttime.

[04:21:32] Um... It's turning nighttime. Perhaps I overstayed my welcome a little bit?

[04:21:40] Dude! What is that thing with the claws?

[04:21:54] Whats that? Whats that dookie on my screen in the top right?

[04:21:58] Life. Do torches make me warm turn? life

[04:22:23] okay Okay.

[04:22:30] Play Minecraft?

[04:22:32] What do you think we're doing?!

[04:22:34] Oh no, I need food too.

[04:22:41] Okay. Oh no, I need food too. Is this three damage?

[04:22:44] Chat we're going down there with an iron hoe.

[04:22:48] Get ready! with an iron hoe get ready wait no actually what's the best way to get to get um to get water You have six iron ingots. What should I make? Should I make an iron axe? Make a...

[04:23:29] Make water. A bucket? make a make water a bucket

[04:23:38] shall i get ax now out. We're still good, everything's okay. Flint and steel? You're right

[04:23:54] where i can't have any chunks

[04:24:00] icing making acts Let's say we make an axe.

[04:24:11] Wait, craft a chunk?

[04:24:19] Okay.

[04:24:23] Don't... okay we're going. So you tell me I go to some water with this and drink it oh she'll

[04:24:28] that could be Tom No!

[04:24:36] Hold on.

[04:24:44] Okay, we'll make making a shield.

[04:24:54] That's the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life. Bro, what

[04:24:58] is that? That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. What?

[04:25:04] Wait there's no shield

[04:25:11] oh chat we got a shield baby

[04:25:20] we move

[04:25:24] we're going down in this wait i can't use the shield? so BAN EVERYBODY THAT TOLD ME TO MAKE A SHIELD BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN USE THE THING! We'll go one down here. should i kill him and eat him

[04:26:15] drink it

[04:26:18] drink the water!

[04:26:25] I have water, drink the water!

[04:26:31] Oh. chat y'all have so many so bad tonight I hope you're proud Oh so so What's that noise?

[04:27:31] Lord have mercy, could this

[04:27:35] take any longer?

[04:27:38] Oh my goodness can you cut through it?

[04:27:43] What?! Water destroys webs? No way. GG.

[04:28:01] Yeah, we're going!

[04:28:22] Oh no... I don't know what i'm getting but i'm getting it

[04:28:26] I don't know what's going on

[04:28:34] What'd I just get? I've got a golden sword!

[04:28:36] What are these books?!

[04:30:00] Oh, my God. so Wait, I can't use the sword? oh my god so so so so I have been severely... Kitty!

[04:30:02] I have been

[04:30:04] severely humbled by Minecraft tonight.

[04:30:08] I had absolutely no idea that this was this hardcore chat.

[04:30:18] Y'all didn't warn me.

[04:30:28] Chat, y'all did not warn me that it was this hardcore, dude.

[04:30:42] Do y'all think I can beat this, bro? I don't even know. Go get the stuff and run home, Al? Yeah you can pay him off on time. The good news is we got some stuff from this cave though, right? Right? You know But this ain't all bad, you know?

[04:31:39] Get the chest. What do you mean?

[04:31:41] Wait did I not loot the second chest Should I go get it. so Please help me.

[04:32:28] Kill him!

[04:32:36] Help me!

[04:32:49] Who are you this is the craziest sword i'm not high enough level. Look, it says I gotta be

[04:33:07] level something.

[04:33:11] Chat, good news is...

[04:33:15] Can you close the door?

[04:33:17] Hey, can you close the door? Hey, can you close the door?

[04:33:19] Chat good news is

[04:33:21] Press L. I can't level up

[04:33:23] yet! I gotta wait

[04:33:25] till Level 5! chat rate my uh

[04:33:35] chat rate the first

[04:33:36] very first

[04:33:38] attempt first the first very first attempt at this on a scale of one to ten be honest

[04:33:44] how did we do one out of ten bro you gotta realize dude i came into this knowing absolutely nothing chat

[04:33:57] bro chad and i still don't know nothing.

[04:34:05] I literally came in here not knowing absolutely anything.

[04:34:06] You know what?

[04:34:08] Chat, we only died twice.

[04:34:13] Hey, chat. We only died twice. you know what I mean Hey Chad great streamer all of y'all man hey appreciate y'all for kicking it with

[04:34:21] your boy again tonight,

[04:34:22] pre-saw to get the subs, donos, bits, follows,

[04:34:25] and of course I pre-saw all y'all for just hanging out.

[04:34:27] Hey, y'all have a good rest,

[04:34:28] y'alls not having a good day tomorrow.

[04:34:29] See y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen.

[04:34:30] I love y'all man, alright?

[04:34:31] Peace out y'all.