🟨LOSING MY MIND🟨

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🟨LOSING MY MIND🟨

07-13-2024 · 4h 21m

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[00:00:06] Yo!

[00:00:08] Early. Early, baby. What's good chat was the women's good robin's good jack let's go

[00:00:17] check we back baby dude what is that in the reflection

[00:00:23] chat what does this light right here?

[00:00:25] Y'all see this?

[00:00:33] Chad, what is this light right here bro

[00:00:37] chat how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten let me hear it man

[00:00:42] yep great yep yo joker igloo tough night house sean carrot podcast Gray, yep. Yo, Joker Igloo Tough Knight House Sean Carrot pocket.

[00:00:48] Appreciate it.

[00:00:49] W Subbers.

[00:00:50] Yo, Zach Adam.

[00:00:52] Appreciate it as me with the 12 months at Bree Call Dre, Young W Subbers chat.

[00:00:59] The corner of your PC knowledge.

[00:01:02] Oh that's somebody's address cause I got fan mail in here.

[00:01:06] Wait, that's somebody's address.

[00:01:08] Chat, type one of us and open up some fan mail tonight.

[00:01:10] It's been a minute!

[00:01:13] Yo, NotoriousGammonY

[00:01:15] Alpha, appreciate it.

[00:01:16] Chat.

[00:01:19] Chat. Chat...

[00:01:21] You know what I saw today?

[00:01:25] Chat you know what I saw today?

[00:01:27] You wanna know?

[00:01:29] Do you really You wanna know? Huh? Do you really wanna know?

[00:01:31] Cause I tell ya.

[00:01:35] Cause

[00:01:35] I tell ya.

[00:01:41] I'll show you A new 616 game drop today Yeah!

[00:01:57] Chat 616 dropped another game today, man. I'm.

[00:02:03] Chat 616 dropped again today dude i am hey yo six did this dude just say when will you go full time

[00:02:15] huh

[00:02:18] yo chat does anybody here know the lore of when I went full-time?

[00:02:24] But yeah, chat.

[00:02:25] Dude, 616 dropped another banker, bro.

[00:02:28] You already know we're playing that.

[00:02:32] Chat, does anybody in here know the lore of when I went full-time streaming?

[00:02:39] I was...

[00:02:42] See, Chad, a lot of people think, well, it's not like 5,000 subs.

[00:02:49] Yeah.

[00:02:50] But your view count?

[00:02:53] Let me think.

[00:02:54] I was there? Yeah, you were there, Mike.

[00:02:56] You were, yeah.

[00:02:58] Chat, view count doesn't really translate

[00:03:01] to whether

[00:03:02] you can go full-time or not.

[00:03:04] You know what I mean?

[00:03:06] Dude,

[00:03:07] I was full-time streaming

[00:03:08] when I had like 120,

[00:03:09] 150 viewers man.

[00:03:12] I was bro

[00:03:13] because people was going crazy I was, bro.

[00:03:17] Because people was going crazy with the subskis

[00:03:18] back then too.

[00:03:21] Literally.

[00:03:22] You know what I mean?

[00:03:25] Quit yapping. Am I not allowed to discuss a topic that somebody brings up in

[00:03:31] my chat or is everything yapping?

[00:03:40] Dude, humanity's gonna be dead in 50 years, bro.

[00:03:48] Because dude...

[00:03:54] There ain't no shot that simply talking We were watching the Lore of Hero Grind video last night, and there was absolute losers in this chat talking about bros yapping when we're literally just watching a documentary.

[00:04:22] Golly, man! a documentary golly man you know what I mean chat type one of these to crack up as a fan mail right now I'm down low-key what I'm actually down let's see this is gonna leak somebody's address when I go

[00:04:27] full screen on here or semi-full screen

[00:04:31] man that might be somebody's address i'm not gonna lie

[00:04:35] hold on chat there might be somebody's addy

[00:04:39] chat look Chat, look. Chat, do y'all see my mouse?

[00:04:45] Chat that's somebody's addy right there

[00:04:52] somebody's gonna zoom in on that expand it and sharpen it and you're cooked man

[00:05:00] first package now chat a lot of people ask your boy on the daily yo case

[00:05:08] your c your keyboard sounds creamy i don't, that's their words not mine.

[00:05:13] I don't know what creamy means on a

[00:05:17] keyboard but people tell me all the time, AKs what your

[00:05:21] keyboard specs? It sounds creamy creamy first off you're a nerd

[00:05:25] what is that keyboard spec yo was good mom I guess we'll see but chat listen

[00:05:31] you want some ASMR?

[00:05:37] I'll give you some ASMR. Yo chicken with the five!

[00:05:39] Listen...

[00:05:52] ... What just happened? Oh no, I just broke everything. Oh, no.

[00:05:55] I just broke everything.

[00:05:57] Okay, but yeah, y'all hear the keyboard, right?

[00:05:59] Everybody ask your boy.

[00:06:02] Where'd you get that keyboard from?

[00:06:05] One of my viewers sent it to me and apparently i just learned today

[00:06:09] that the same individual that sent me this creamy keyboard send me another one Okay.

[00:06:21] So let's see how this one sounds.

[00:06:23] Spill the sauce?

[00:06:24] I can't because I don't know how they made it.

[00:06:26] I didn't do it.

[00:06:28] Are you going to play anything tonight?

[00:06:30] I've been live for 6 minutes and 32

[00:06:32] seconds, and you're going to sit here

[00:06:34] and tell me am I going to play anything tonight? Yes, I

[00:06:36] am. I just sold your new 6- game that drop yo dales with the five appreciate

[00:06:41] it oh all right let's see.

[00:06:53] It's my favorite color!

[00:06:55] It's my favorite color!

[00:06:58] OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS ABOUT TO GO STUPID! Hold stupid hall there's a note let's read

[00:07:00] the note yo what with the five

[00:07:05] hold on there's a note hey, it's your keyboard guy again, Jackseye!

[00:07:15] You called me JacksLight last time so I made this keyboard edible so you can now eat it.

[00:07:27] This is not edible, this is straight up keyboard action.

[00:07:35] Considering what you eat in a day, this is nothing.

[00:07:37] Yo, why is my keyboard plug roasting me right now?

[00:07:44] Why? plug roasting me right now. You can immediately

[00:07:45] plug this into, it's just a

[00:07:47] larger better model of the

[00:07:49] black keyboard I sent which is the one

[00:07:51] that everybody goes crazy over.

[00:07:54] I think this one sounds incredible compared to everything

[00:07:57] I've built it has F keys at the top so you can use those now

[00:08:02] make sure to look at the screen

[00:08:04] on it. Thanks for using the keyboard

[00:08:06] I sent before, I hope you enjoy

[00:08:08] this one. The Keyboard Guy

[00:08:10] Jack's Eye!

[00:08:12] Yo, WJacks alright man your case is dookie booty with the five gifted I

[00:08:21] don't know if I can replace this keyboard though because I have crippling OCD.

[00:08:27] I might just have to use this one as the secondary one on...

[00:08:30] I might just replace this one right here.

[00:08:33] Chat, this one that's plugged into the uh

[00:08:36] this one that's plugged

[00:08:38] into the um

[00:08:39] streaming pc I might use it for

[00:08:42] this one or I'll

[00:08:44] move this one that we use now to the

[00:08:46] Let's see how it sounds, chat. Lock in.

[00:08:51] Here we go, chat. Sound check. You ready? Oh my god.

[00:09:02] Bro!

[00:09:04] Bro!

[00:09:06] Bro, listen to that thing! Bro, listen to that thing! Bro, listen to that thing!

[00:09:13] That's unbelievable. Oh my goodness, that's the cleanest!

[00:09:29] OH MY GOODNESS DUDE Oh my goodness, dude!

[00:09:33] Bruh!

[00:09:35] Wait. Do both?

[00:09:43] Okay chat here's the new one here it listen Rob with the five chat comparison to the one that he made before which is this one?

[00:09:51] Okay he made before, which is this one. Okay? Let's do

[00:09:53] a comparison.

[00:10:01] Now this one.

[00:10:09] It's close, but I think this one is actually better i will say this i will say this i think the old ones

[00:10:14] keep the the old one space bar hits better so chat listen to the spacebar on this one

[00:10:24] now listen Now listen to the space bar on this one.

[00:10:27] Now listen to the space bar on the old one.

[00:10:36] NOW THE SPACE BAR ON THE OLD ONE IS UNDEFEATED! one is undefeated. The space bar on the

[00:10:37] old one is absolute... Yo, Jax!

[00:10:40] If you were to have this keyboard

[00:10:42] with the old

[00:10:44] keyboard space bar

[00:10:49] this would be like probably the best keyboard i mean it probably already is

[00:10:55] it's not fair no it's fair because like and also chat this one has a screen on

[00:11:01] it can i watch my own stream from the screen on my keyboard

[00:11:10] pull it you want to pull which one is but there's a poll chat.

[00:11:19] Oh, y'all saying new was better. But here's the theme

[00:11:22] chat. The way my setup is set up i use two keyboards anyway

[00:11:27] so we'll have we'll have both they don't even matter we're gonna use

[00:11:31] both of them you know what i mean

[00:11:35] matter of fact i have a third keyboard from Jax that I use on my personal setup.

[00:11:44] This nerd just typed in the chat and said poll it. Can you look at the screen?

[00:12:02] There's a pull up! Dude.

[00:12:05] This thing goes crazy that's criminal how good that is.

[00:12:20] Chad, if you broke in would you steal this from me?

[00:12:24] Unbelievable. unbelievable dude

[00:12:35] wow

[00:12:36] we're gonna be using both of these

[00:12:39] where can I get it I don't know man Jack's Gate We're gonna be using both of these.

[00:12:41] Where can I get it? I don't know man, Jax gave it to me!

[00:12:44] DUDE IT'S CLAY!!!

[00:12:50] Yeah and its got an F11 key, chap.

[00:12:54] It's got everything.

[00:12:58] You know?

[00:13:00] Hurry up.

[00:13:01] Why are you rushing me?

[00:13:03] I'll sit here all night!

[00:13:05] I'll sit here and just talk, all night.

[00:13:07] You want to sit here and rush me? Just to spite that one guy.

[00:13:10] I will literally be sitting here for four hours

[00:13:12] just to spite that one guy. I will literally sit here for four hours just to spite

[00:13:13] that one guy. Don't you ever tell

[00:13:15] me to hurry up again like you've got

[00:13:17] something to do, buddy? You're watching a stream

[00:13:19] right now. Are you in a hurry?

[00:13:21] If he was in a hurry, he'd be on the way to the hospital or something.

[00:13:24] You act like you got something to do!

[00:13:28] What are you talking about?!

[00:13:30] You look like your in traffic and there's somebody in front of you driving slow

[00:13:32] Talking bout some hurry up Like you're on the way to go do something.

[00:13:36] You ain't on the way to go do nothing!

[00:13:39] Loser!

[00:13:44] My bad.

[00:13:48] Appreciate your WJAC, Chad, for real.

[00:13:50] Hey, WJACs, no lie.

[00:13:52] Appreciate that, Jacks.

[00:14:00] Next! jacks next this is box literally weighs nothing i wouldn't be surprised if

[00:14:01] there's nothing in the box like there's

[00:14:04] actually no way at all.

[00:14:07] There's a piece of paper.

[00:14:10] You think I'm reading all that?

[00:14:12] You done lost your mind!

[00:14:14] What?!

[00:14:16] Nah, I'm playing. I got you hi case my brother showed me your videos and

[00:14:23] i've watched him non-stop I literally go around the house screaming, Kitty, my whole family sits and

[00:14:28] watches together. W viewers man! Yo Mr Sleepy with the five gift appreciate you.

[00:14:36] Even my parents

[00:14:37] two of my brothers are in the military

[00:14:39] and when I get to see them we always watch your stuff

[00:14:41] do W viewers

[00:14:43] chat

[00:14:44] even when I don't see them

[00:14:46] give us something to talk about. Instead of doing

[00:14:49] college stuff, I made you this

[00:14:51] DIY blind

[00:14:54] bag. I thought

[00:14:55] it would be funny for you to open. Just be careful

[00:14:57] not to cut what's inside.

[00:15:01] I hope you like it keep being skinny that's what it says from Caitlin yo W

[00:15:05] Caitlin chat I want to see the screen.

[00:15:10] Well, I can't plug it in right now!

[00:15:13] Should I plug the keyboard in?

[00:15:19] I'll plug it in after this box. What does that say?

[00:15:35] Includes one surprise toy and five surprise accessories.

[00:15:40] Wait, what?

[00:15:49] Hold on! Ha ha ha ha! I'm a little bit skinnier than that but hey that's fire I'm not gonna lie hey that's fire.

[00:16:08] My bad bro. Yo, WRWR plushie man!

[00:16:15] Ah!

[00:16:18] Why did you stop doing fan mail with the five gifted?

[00:16:22] That makes absolutely no sense.

[00:16:29] Wait, these are accessories that go to the thing? This is accessory number

[00:16:31] one. Let's see what's in here.

[00:16:40] L, Wi-Fi? Wait, are we good?

[00:16:40] Chat is a stream on?

[00:16:45] Are we good? I can't open the accessories

[00:16:53] the Pio was on hold till he catches up oh yeah yeah the PO is on hold for sure

[00:16:58] because we got we got a mountain oh my goodness, it's Kitty.

[00:17:08] Kitty!

[00:17:10] Kitty!

[00:17:13] Do W package, man.

[00:17:16] Let's go. Hold oh it's an accessory number two

[00:17:22] y'all know I like my accessories y'all know I'm all about my accessories now.

[00:17:32] Because I play Dress to Impress.

[00:17:35] I'm all about

[00:17:35] my accessories.

[00:17:38] You can call me Mom. I'm all about my uh, yo son with the fire appreciate you.

[00:17:47] You got extended fork and one for kitty.

[00:17:53] Wait, what?

[00:17:56] What?

[00:17:58] These are the smallest forks I have ever seen in my entire life

[00:18:03] what but you know what we could use them chat no matter the size of the fork it will do its job

[00:18:15] look at these things

[00:18:19] yo w fork Skis man.

[00:18:24] Alright what's in this one?

[00:18:29] Tell your mommy after these we're gonna do um term I'm up to oh we go plug

[00:18:38] in a keyboard alright let's open up I'm just going to open a big one.

[00:18:45] Hold up.

[00:18:46] Chat, we're gonna blow that keyboard in.

[00:18:49] Bro is scamming us?

[00:18:51] So you're being scammed because you got hit with an ad

[00:18:54] that you act like that takes money from

[00:18:59] so chad you think cause you watch ads on my stream it takes money out of your

[00:19:03] pocket stream it takes money out of your pocket

[00:19:11] dude y'all remember those mobile games back in the day where you could like choose to watch ads

[00:19:13] to get like like, different currency.

[00:19:17] Oh my goodness!

[00:19:18] It's Patrick, man!

[00:19:20] Dude, W package, bro!

[00:19:22] Okay, let's plug in this keyboard

[00:19:24] and I'm gonna see what the screen looks like. Uh-oh, this ain't good. Okay, let's plug in this keyboard.

[00:19:27] And I'm gonna see what the screen looks like. Uh oh, this ain't good.

[00:19:31] Oh, I can't plug it in.

[00:19:32] Oh yeah, I can hang on.

[00:19:35] This song sucks.

[00:19:36] Get this out of my ear right now.

[00:19:39] Horrible song.

[00:19:41] Absolutely disgusting, disgraceful.

[00:19:45] Jay, you know what else?

[00:19:46] You know what a terrible band is that I'm sorry imagine

[00:19:49] dragons do y'all man I'm sorry Robert okay yo bark with the five oh we ain't Let's do Kahoot.

[00:19:59] Ooh, we ain't doing a Kahoot in a minute chat should we?

[00:20:03] Yo Burrito with the 5! Wait I don't even remember

[00:20:07] how to get into Cahoon.

[00:20:11] Hold on a second!

[00:20:12] I'm plugging her in!

[00:20:15] Dude, this shit

[00:20:15] sounds so crispy!

[00:20:19] Ah!

[00:20:21] Hold on, Chad.

[00:20:22] I'm plugging in, man.

[00:20:27] Hold on, man!

[00:20:41] I just unplugged something I wasn't supposed to unplug. Oh my goodness no! Are we live? Oh no, are we good?

[00:20:49] Oh man. I don't know but I just want blood but we might be cooked.

[00:20:53] Oh no!

[00:20:56] Oh no!

[00:20:59] Somebody help me!

[00:21:03] No!

[00:21:06] Help me!

[00:21:11] Oh, stinky.

[00:21:15] OK, hang on.

[00:21:18] OK, a lot of breath.

[00:21:21] Shoot! SHOOT!

[00:21:26] Alright, that's it.

[00:21:30] And... and...

[00:21:33] And... And... There we go! Alright.

[00:21:47] Chat, new keyboard is plugged in?

[00:21:57] Okay.

[00:21:59] Okay.

[00:22:04] That took so much effort I don't even understand.

[00:22:10] Okay, what's on the screen?

[00:22:15] Oh no.

[00:22:19] Chat, oh no. Chat, oh no my face cam!

[00:22:21] Chat can y'all see me?

[00:22:32] ... Help me.

[00:22:44] There we go! You are not going to believe what is on the screen. You are NOT going to believe what is on the screen, this is the coolest thing i've ever seen in my life

[00:23:05] it's me dancing on the screen and the keyboard! Bruh!

[00:23:06] How did you do that?

[00:23:12] What?!

[00:23:15] Hold on.

[00:23:18] Hold on.

[00:23:23] Ah! hold on i'm gonna show you with the other camera yo basketball with the five

[00:23:27] wait time imma show y'all with the other camera. Hang on real quick.

[00:23:33] This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[00:23:34] How did you do this, bro?

[00:23:39] Hold on a second.

[00:23:39] I'm out of breath.

[00:23:42] Hold on a second. I'm out of breath

[00:23:55] what i'll tell him out of breath Speaker 2

[00:24:04] Speaker 1 focus. Dude, it looks so clear in real life.

[00:24:06] Chat, in real life you can literally see

[00:24:08] how.

[00:24:10] That's on a keyboard, chat!

[00:24:14] Dude, W keyboard chat.

[00:24:19] Dude, W Jacks for the keyboard man. What happens if you flip it? Turn oh it just stars of brah

[00:24:28] Focus bro focus. Oh

[00:24:31] Bro, please focus, bro

[00:24:53] Focus man come on dude bro focus bruh bro focus dude! I'm sorry. I'm done. My bad.

[00:24:56] My bad. My bad, bro.

[00:24:59] Chat, my fault.

[00:25:00] My fault, bro.

[00:25:02] That's my bad.

[00:25:05] Chat,

[00:25:06] my bad, bro. Dude, it's 2024 we got we got gifts on keyboards but cameras can't pick them up.

[00:25:26] Oh my goodness, it's so crispy chat. Did I slay right there by the way? I feel like I slayed right there.

[00:25:29] After stream

[00:25:31] I'm gonna swap these two keyboards out

[00:25:33] and use a bigger one for my gaming keyboard

[00:25:35] because it actually has an F11

[00:25:37] key on it, you know what I mean?

[00:25:41] All right, chat.

[00:25:43] Hold on.

[00:25:46] Next package!

[00:25:53] Skinny envelope. skinny envelope like me

[00:26:01] do kahoot if i can remember my Kahoot stuff, I will. Chat, Typoe, we should do some Kahoot.

[00:26:05] If I can remember...

[00:26:09] Is there a note in here

[00:26:15] ok there's not a node here but somebody sent me a keychain that's a hat with the

[00:26:21] twitch logo on it. Yo,

[00:26:22] appreciate that man!

[00:26:25] Next!

[00:26:30] Don't want to leak the addy

[00:26:31] on this one.

[00:26:32] Small package.

[00:26:40] It says case.

[00:26:46] Let me read the note first, chat. Is it polite? Like when you get a package is it only polite if you read the note before you open the package?

[00:26:52] I feel like that's etiquette huh? Yo Mikayla what the note before you open the package. I feel like that's, like, etiquette, huh?

[00:26:55] Yo, Michaela with the five, appreciate you!

[00:26:58] Para, para, paradise

[00:27:01] Every time she closes her eyes.

[00:27:07] Let me read this.

[00:27:10] Keso, my

[00:27:11] boyfriend and I love your

[00:27:13] streams!

[00:27:22] We watch you daily and you make our nights enjoy the fox from abby

[00:27:28] please do not eat them from set. Yo, W Abbey and Seth!

[00:27:39] Okay they came in a waffle house box...Waffle House sales socks?! socks no shot

[00:27:43] no shot waffle house has merch like that what oh yeah yeah you put these with some

[00:27:53] with some with some yellow Crocs or something Oh dude yo w socks man i mess with those i'll unironically wear those

[00:28:03] chat would you wear these like for real wear them w socks man put on couch i'm gonna wear them things W sauce on the couch more word I'm fine next okay this is a Amazon package which is

[00:28:21] usually good

[00:28:23] um hi case Morgan again

[00:28:27] oh no hope I hope you enjoyed that massive again. Oh no.

[00:28:30] Hope you enjoyed that massive gummy worm

[00:28:33] I sent you anyway and decided to get something

[00:28:35] chat, and I think you look like...

[00:28:39] ... So you give me the London Eye figurine are you actually kidding me Morgan Oh

[00:29:03] Bro

[00:29:11] Wait, this is actually no that's actually cool. No wait a minute. I'm not even mad right now. Wait why is this so so why is it so clean

[00:29:17] i'm not built like this by the way don't even chat but chat literally don't even

[00:29:24] you know what, Morgan?

[00:29:27] This is clean

[00:29:28] enough I'm not going to ban you.

[00:29:30] Chad, do you think Morgan deserves to be banned?

[00:29:33] I think I'm going to spare you

[00:29:35] because this is actually very clean

[00:29:37] and I mess with it

[00:29:41] I do mess with that, I'm not gonna lie

[00:29:43] I didn't know they i chat

[00:29:44] i didn't know that ferris wheels had their own merch that's kind of crazy huh

[00:29:52] this feels like a clothing item. Not sure what.

[00:29:59] Um, there's no node included so this is probably not gonna be good.

[00:30:05] Wait a minute! You're killing me small t sir!

[00:30:09] Oh the Sandlot reference.

[00:30:11] It's a 5x.

[00:30:13] Why didn't you send me

[00:30:15] a 5X?

[00:30:23] Wait, why did you send me a 5X dude?

[00:30:26] Chat do I look like I wear a 5x bro you know what though chat I don't know if

[00:30:34] y'all knew this the Sandlot is the best movie ever made. Type 1 if you agree. I'm not going to lie though, aside from being a 5X, this is actually very clean. I mess with this. Thank you. Dumb shirt.

[00:30:51] Next

[00:30:51] package!

[00:30:56] Okay, it's a bot maybe a little snug yeah my dad said that your band

[00:31:08] all right let's see.

[00:31:13] I like to add a drop of this

[00:31:15] to my Raymond while cooking some

[00:31:18] added heat so I figured

[00:31:20] I would share. Dip a

[00:31:21] toothpick in and taste it or swipe

[00:31:24] some off the cap from

[00:31:25] Layton. Oh no.

[00:31:33] Uh Oh no. No, we're not doing this again are we? so Satan's blood?

[00:31:58] It literally looks like a vial of blood!

[00:32:02] I don't know. of blood

[00:32:10] WHAT 800,000 Scoville units.

[00:32:18] Chat, how hot is

[00:32:19] 800,000 Scoville units?

[00:32:23] Warning.

[00:32:39] Extremely hot and Warning, extremely hot. Not a hot sauce food additive only avoid any and all contact with skin and body parts keep away from children

[00:32:42] i don't know if i can do this

[00:32:46] wait chat how bad is 800 000 skull billion Wait, chat.

[00:32:48] How bad is 800,000 Skullville units?

[00:32:49] Like how bad is that? Okay, what's Ghost Pepper?

[00:32:59] Chad, how many Scoville units is Ghost Pepper?

[00:33:02] Like Ghost Pepper X-Drive.

[00:33:05] Dude, it's literally called Satan's blood.

[00:33:09] Like dude...

[00:33:17] The hottest thing I ever had in my life was that hot sauce

[00:33:21] that I tried on stream that one day.

[00:33:23] Second hottest thing I've ever had was ghost pepper extract.

[00:33:27] It was like dust, it wasn't like sauce.

[00:33:29] Chaps, can I try it?

[00:33:41] Bro, say...'s like it's dude.

[00:33:43] Look at the branding. It's a vial of blood man.

[00:34:15] Pull it. chat vote man Of course y'all are voting yes. Of course y'all are voting yes right now.

[00:34:25] Alright bro, chat why bro? Um...

[00:34:37] Dude, it looks so menacing.

[00:34:41] Wait till the end of stream.

[00:34:42] I'm just gonna do like a little

[00:34:44] a tan, alright?

[00:34:46] I'll be alright.

[00:34:49] There's no way

[00:34:50] it can compare to that hot sauce

[00:34:52] that I had on stream that day.

[00:35:00] Chad, you think I'm surviving this?

[00:35:07] No. in this wait i don't even know how to open it

[00:35:11] dude its literally sealed shut

[00:35:13] with a zip tie.

[00:35:20] Bro! Dude, I don't even want you to open it because it's so hot Yo, KSO streaming with 100 gifted subs.

[00:35:43] Yo give me some W's for queso streaming with the hundred get that bro

[00:35:53] W gift it's really okay so should we appreciate the 100 gifted songs that's

[00:35:57] crazy appreciate that

[00:35:59] Alright

[00:36:00] I'm gonna

[00:36:01] Chat this is like...

[00:36:10] This is safer consumption, right?

[00:36:12] This isn't like arsenic, is it?

[00:36:16] Yo, stay with the 10 as well.

[00:36:18] W, stay.

[00:36:19] Okay. Yo, stay with the 10 as well. W, stay!

[00:36:31] Alright I'm gonna go grab some scissors bro. GG! GG chat! I'll be right back!

[00:36:39] ... so... so Here we go! You need gloves?

[00:37:51] No, I'm not going to touch it.

[00:37:53] I'm good. I'm gonna use a fork There is no, there is no realistic way that this is worse than another hot sauce that we had on stream should i go like full full screen for this you're back with the five so chat they don't even

[00:39:08] I bet Kay snores Chat, they don't even...

[00:39:24] I bet Kay snores really loud with the 10 gift and I really don't.

[00:39:33] Yo chat there's a problem if they making it this difficult to even get in this bro like they're like warning me like hey bro

[00:39:36] don't do this like they zip tied it closed Bruh. Oh no, I got it open.

[00:39:56] Keep away from your face?

[00:39:59] No that's good.

[00:40:02] I'm a professional.

[00:40:05] Okay, I got the zip tie off of it. I'm scared. I'm looking up the tutorial on how to open the bottle. Chances are, you're overpaying for car insurance.

[00:41:02] That's why Experian has a new free tool that could save you money by finding our best deal.

[00:41:10] And it works! $100 per year go to experian.com car all right i'm gonna see how to open this

[00:41:19] thanks behind I'm gonna see how to open this. Thanks, Bob!

[00:41:25] Hey guys what's going on? It's Stark.

[00:41:27] There is a lot of misconception out there

[00:41:29] about the flavor profile

[00:41:32] of extracts,

[00:41:34] of pepper extracts.

[00:41:35] This is an extra!

[00:41:36] And what I have here today

[00:41:37] is some Satan's Blood.

[00:41:42] This is 800,000 Scoble not too bad nevertheless

[00:41:53] Not too bad. I'm about to die up in here! Yes, this is an extract.

[00:41:55] Figured I'd give it a little taste and let you guys know...

[00:41:59] Show me how to open it.

[00:42:05] What did you just do, bro?

[00:42:09] Oh no I got it! Oh no I got it oh no oh no oh no oh no i got it Watch him first.

[00:42:34] I don't want spoilers.

[00:42:43] Okay. Okay.

[00:42:49] Dude, I'm scared, man!

[00:42:53] It's open. Let me take a smell real quick. Oh, dude.

[00:43:12] I can't describe how it smells.

[00:43:14] It just smells like death. Death is the only word that I can think of.

[00:43:19] It just smells like death.

[00:43:22] Oh, man! Alright... home

[00:43:30] there's some on the fork.

[00:43:39] Okay.

[00:43:44] He said dip some

[00:43:45] on a toothpick.

[00:43:46] This is more than

[00:43:46] what would be

[00:43:47] on a toothpick. Look is more than what it would be on a toothpick.

[00:43:48] Look at the blood right there.

[00:43:50] There it is.

[00:43:56] GG, bro.

[00:44:03] Yo, Mallon with the 10 gifted.

[00:44:13] Stop? What do you mean stop? What would the LABs do?

[00:44:18] 3... 2, 1.. Hold on.

[00:44:54] Hold on, it feels like I got spikes in my throat!

[00:45:00] The tip of my tongue is burning! It feels like somebody's holding a knife to me! I got spikes in my throat.

[00:45:01] The tip of my tongue is burning!

[00:45:03] If you'd like somebody to hold the torch

[00:45:04] at the tip of my tongue...

[00:45:10] Okay, hold on, calm down.

[00:45:12] Yo, the the chip my tongue

[00:45:17] yo my turn barney bro if i like somebody

[00:45:25] your flights do i get back You feel like someone got my tongue?

[00:45:32] My tongue hurts bro! Hold on, hold on.

[00:45:35] Is my tongue bleeding?

[00:45:37] No. Help.

[00:45:38] I ain't got no...

[00:45:42] My vision's... my vision is going blurry.

[00:45:49] Hold on, hold on the tip of my tongue

[00:45:51] feel like

[00:45:53] hold on to it Hey! Hold on, Jim.

[00:45:56] Hey!

[00:45:58] Hey!

[00:46:01] Hey!

[00:46:03] Yo... Yo, I told you to leave me alone! yo

[00:46:09] yo i keep my tongue burning bro

[00:46:29] dude something hurt in my throat my tongue burning I'm tall burning! Hold on. I'm good now, I'm straight.

[00:46:32] The left front of my tongue is burning bro!

[00:46:36] Why's it burning like that? That front of my tongue burning, bro.

[00:46:37] Why is it burning like that?

[00:46:45] It's not even burning my throat.

[00:46:47] Check out my tongue bleeding.'s right in my tongue bleeding.

[00:46:50] Do you feel it?

[00:46:50] My tongue bleeding.

[00:46:56] Oh, Lord, have mercy.

[00:47:13] Hey. Hey. mercy oh man yo yo Yo, it literally feel... Bro, it really feels like somebody's holding a blowtorch for my colon action bro!

[00:47:18] Help!

[00:47:20] Help me.

[00:47:21] Bro, I've never felt nothing like this in my life.

[00:47:23] Usually hot sauce got your whole mouth but

[00:47:25] my tongue bro!

[00:47:44] I'm sweating. Hold on, hold on, I'm sweating. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[00:48:01] Chat hang on. Chat hang hang on I'm good.

[00:48:04] Hold on.

[00:48:06] Drink from the goat's udder!

[00:48:08] No, I'm good. Oh, my tongue's burning, burning. Please stop.

[00:48:28] Can you

[00:48:29] stop burning?

[00:48:32] Stop burning.

[00:48:34] Alright.

[00:48:36] Okay.

[00:48:37] Alright.

[00:48:38] Hold on, it's easing.

[00:48:40] It's easing off.

[00:48:42] I'm tingling the top of my head tingling bro.

[00:48:44] My ears is itching okay

[00:48:51] breathe the inside of my ears is itching.

[00:48:58] I feel like my brain's expanding.

[00:49:00] My brain is

[00:49:01] expanding.

[00:49:14] Mike? My tongue literally feels like somebody dropped a coal on it. Chad, it feels like somebody dropped a... Take it all.

[00:49:33] Please.

[00:49:35] Ha!

[00:49:36] Whoa!

[00:49:38] All right.

[00:49:40] Okay, okay I think it's starting to fade.

[00:49:45] I see the light.

[00:49:47] Oh I see the light,

[00:49:48] I see my dead dog.

[00:49:52] What's it like see my dead dog See my dead cat

[00:49:56] See ain't Judy how you doing a duty? No, I can't go don't take me. go though don't take me now don't take me now don't take it don't take

[00:50:05] me i'm saying i'm good well yo i'm good bro i'm good bro y'all said i'm good bro. Yo Chad, I'm good.

[00:50:14] Hold on bro, I'm good.

[00:50:18] I'm good hang on.

[00:50:33] Hold on bro. hang on I'm good bro it's starting to backtrack a little bit. Okay, listen...

[00:50:37] You know what I mean? Hold on.

[00:50:39] I just spilled water all over my desk. I don't even care.

[00:50:43] Hold on, bruh. Hold on. I don't even care. Hold on, bro.

[00:50:45] Hold on. I'm dizzy.

[00:50:50] Hold on. My ears is itching, bro. The inside of my skull is itching. It's tingling.

[00:50:54] I'm good.

[00:50:56] Alright.

[00:51:01] Alright, hold on.

[00:51:02] I'm good.

[00:51:05] Chad my stomach is supposed to be hurting.

[00:51:06] Okay?

[00:51:07] Yeah. Hey, hey. Hey, hey.

[00:51:16] Hey, hey.

[00:51:20] Yo I can't see nothing

[00:51:22] hold on

[00:51:24] I'm good. I'm a-I wanna say, I ain't drink no gold milk!

[00:51:42] Huh? What is that?!

[00:51:46] HUH?! What is that?

[00:51:48] Huh?!

[00:51:50] What?!

[00:51:54] Heavy what?! Phew... okay hey Oh, that's not right!

[00:52:28] That is not straight!

[00:52:32] What is heavy cream? Yo, W parents.

[00:52:45] Ha!

[00:52:46] Ha!

[00:52:47] Ha!

[00:52:47] Smell like booty crows.

[00:53:14] Tastes like... like booty crumbs tastes like Oh my God.

[00:53:17] Oh my God.

[00:53:20] What did you send me? What did you send me? me

[00:53:27] what did you send me

[00:53:32] what did you send me that was worse than the hot sauce but what was that? This is disgusting!

[00:53:35] That's worse than the Hopsoth is.

[00:53:48] Oh, now get this away from me. Now get this away from me.

[00:53:50] This is the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted in my life.

[00:53:52] That's bad.

[00:53:53] It literally tastes like liquidized eggs.

[00:53:57] There's no shot.

[00:53:58] That's terrible.

[00:54:01] Oh, dude, it's like...

[00:54:04] Oh.

[00:54:13] Whew. Oh, I'm good. I'm good.

[00:54:15] All right,, we good?

[00:54:18] Chat, we good?

[00:54:21] Oh that's disgusting.

[00:54:23] That heavy green stuff is actually disgusting.

[00:54:26] That's terrible.

[00:54:31] Whew. Green stuff's actually disgusting. That's terrible. Okay, all right.

[00:54:40] Yo G Money with the five gifted presets.

[00:54:45] How many gifted to run it back? 500,000

[00:54:52] You'd have to make me the most sub-channel on Twitch to do that.

[00:55:10] Okay, chat listen. Chat listen. Listen. Alright listen.

[00:55:13] The... Oh dude, I'm good.

[00:55:18] Devil's blood?

[00:55:22] The hot... devil's blood. The heat

[00:55:23] wasn't the same kind

[00:55:25] of heat that was on

[00:55:27] that hot sauce that I had a few

[00:55:29] weeks back on fan mail. The heat

[00:55:32] from this was literally like

[00:55:34] a flame heat, you know what I mean

[00:55:36] chat? It literally felt like

[00:55:38] somebody was holding my tongue

[00:55:40] up to a lava pit it wasn't like oh yo this is like spicy heat

[00:55:46] this is literally like my tongue got burned heat yo pg with the fine gift. Appreciate you.

[00:55:55] Chas I become a hot sauce review YouTube channel?

[00:55:59] Um as far as flavor goes...

[00:56:04] I got it on my hand.

[00:56:04] I think as far as flavor

[00:56:10] goes, um, it has no flavor.

[00:56:21] Okay. um it has no flavor okay hold on chat oh my goodness i'm trying to close but i'm scared to close it what's the reaction of the dude in the

[00:56:24] video chat should i It is sealed.

[00:56:40] That demon has been sealed away

[00:56:42] in an ancient vase, and the only

[00:56:44] way to let it out is to break it and release the curse.

[00:56:48] This demon will never be let out of this thing again. Milk my honey with the five gifted. Oh man, chat Why did y'all do this to me bro Oh, man.

[00:57:07] Why did y'all do this to me, bro?

[00:57:12] Hey!

[00:57:13] I'm a big fan of hot sauce.

[00:57:16] I love some hot sauce, but buddy

[00:57:19] like these are next level

[00:57:21] dude.

[00:57:23] Are y'all evil?

[00:57:54] Let me go see how this dude reacted. wait where was the video at there is. Have you met this adorable little creature? Whoa, stop man! If you haven't found one yet, you're missing

[00:57:58] it. Let's see how this dude dealt with it.

[00:58:01] It's about gone now, it's-it's about dissipated now.

[00:58:05] But the front left of my tongue is like numb Chad,

[00:58:08] it's like numb action.

[00:58:10] Hey guys what's going on it's dark

[00:58:12] there's a lot of misconception out there about the flavor profile

[00:58:18] of extracts of pepper extracts watch him have no reaction at all!

[00:58:23] This dude just looks like he eats nails for breakfast!

[00:58:27] Here today is some Satan's blood.

[00:58:29] This is 800,000 Scoble, not too bad.

[00:58:32] But nevertheless this

[00:58:33] is an extract i figured i'd give a little taste and

[00:58:37] uh let you guys know the flavor profile

[00:58:39] i'm about better now chad i'm got better now

[00:58:43] oh

[00:58:46] doesn't taste like smell like a whole imagine he like takes a drink of it it

[00:59:00] no big deal right

[00:59:43] and that stuff is thick oh it's it's blood. What are you doing? oh Good stuff. Wait, that's oddly accurate.

[00:59:46] It literally tasted like pennies.

[00:59:51] It actually did it taste of blood!

[00:59:56] Can I watch actually somebody drink it?

[01:00:01] Okay, an 11 year old. Yeah okay buddy

[01:00:05] Hey guys brother in the mirror

[01:00:07] This kid's gonna die!

[01:00:09] Buddy don't let this kid drink this!

[01:00:13] This kids gonna die!

[01:00:17] Buddy you're not cut out for this, okay?

[01:00:20] Ten years ago. This kid's 21 now!

[01:00:28] And today...

[01:00:31] Yeah.

[01:00:33] Look at that big old cup of milk! I did it with no milk!

[01:00:36] We've tried this one before, looks like

[01:00:39] It's got creative packaging, looks like blood

[01:00:41] in a vial.

[01:00:43] Alright I'm sorry

[01:00:44] Talk about you know describe how it was

[01:00:50] when we tried it before.

[01:00:51] It tasted like black ash.

[01:00:54] Yeah, it's just not...

[01:00:55] What? Um, uh...

[01:01:06] Talk about it. Describe how it was when we tried it before.

[01:01:10] It tasted like black ash.

[01:01:12] What does that taste like?

[01:01:17] It's another extract,

[01:01:20] extracts don't have a lot of pepper flavor

[01:01:22] they're just pretty major heat, right?

[01:01:25] Chad I'm starting another YouTube channel! Ima call it Queso Heat and ima review spicy stuff bro

[01:01:32] And then he also has a big glass of milk and some salt to cool off his mouth if he needs it.

[01:01:39] He's going to do this one just the same way he did Dave's Insanity and Blair's 3m work. It's gonna dip

[01:01:54] So it's pretty nasty stuff.

[01:01:56] Let's get it open. He didn't know how to open

[01:02:00] it either! Put the white cap on top while you're doing that.

[01:02:04] Hey he didn't know how to open it either. Look at him!

[01:02:06] There you go, and then lift up the weight.

[01:02:09] There.

[01:02:12] What are you doing dude? Stop!

[01:02:15] Give it a good smell.

[01:02:17] What does it smell like?

[01:02:18] I can't...

[01:02:19] It doesn't really have a smell that much.

[01:02:22] Just harsh right?

[01:02:23] Mm-hmm.

[01:02:25] Alright get a good amount on the toothpick and let me see it.

[01:02:29] Alright, tongue out! Quit acting tough, man. Stop! Bro stop, man! Bro you are pretending dude! Stop! Yeah it's about to kick in a minute

[01:02:50] yeah exactly that's what i thought describe it has no flavor at all

[01:02:59] exactly it's just really really hot right Has no flavor at all. Exactly, that's what I said!

[01:03:00] It's just really, really hot right?

[01:03:02] Yeah...

[01:03:03] Yeah he busts a hurt! He act like it would hurt!

[01:03:05] Let's re-scolble that to 2 million, I mean...

[01:03:08] You think its as hot as anything we've ever had yeah same thing

[01:03:13] with the bomb she's 200000. How is he talking?

[01:03:28] People say it tastes like

[01:03:29] two million. Yeah we haven't tried that one. That one I've heard enough nasty things

[01:03:34] I don't know if I would want to try it

[01:03:38] Maybe people react to it

[01:03:47] Let me see that... Alright, toothpick number two.

[01:03:56] End up doing more of this than Blair's 3am or what are you thinking? More toothpicks?

[01:04:00] It's just harder than Blair's 3 am.

[01:04:03] You gonna go for 5, six more toothpicks?

[01:04:08] Okay maybe just one more.

[01:04:11] One more from the screens! A big one.

[01:04:13] There we go.

[01:04:15] Here's a big drop.

[01:04:24] Are you kidding me? How's the heat now?

[01:04:24] I was not familiar with your game, buddy!

[01:04:27] My bad.

[01:04:29] Bro, what?!

[01:04:33] You can really taste your red wine in that one. The red wine.

[01:04:42] Taste of red wine? All I tasted was death!

[01:04:55] Wait a minute. Red wine? you 11 years old buddy You can really taste the red wine in that one.

[01:05:15] Red wine.

[01:05:16] The red wine vinegar?

[01:05:17] Well, red wine vinegar doesn't actually vinegar does okay yes he corrected him yeah okay

[01:05:22] I get it now oh and then so I hate to disappoint you.

[01:05:29] No, it's just a... Is he not gonna- is he just not-

[01:05:33] He's just good?

[01:05:36] Yeah, toothp it works really good

[01:05:42] you're telling me salt actually hurts or helps it

[01:05:48] this kid's got aura, man.

[01:05:55] Dude, like I feel like a goober right now.

[01:06:03] Chat, I feel like a goober.

[01:06:03] Am I?

[01:06:06] Chad, am I just not him?

[01:06:11] I'm about to drink the whole bottle, bro. No, I ain't going out like this. Where's the bottle at?

[01:06:12] Nah, I can't.

[01:06:14] Bro!...

[01:06:23] Dude...

[01:06:27] So-

[01:06:29] Dude, this got me on the ground!

[01:06:31] Yeah. on the ground yeah um what's the hottest hot sauce in the world jack I've had it.

[01:06:48] That's the one I tried on stream, Eliza's extreme regret reserve!

[01:06:58] I've had the hottest hot sauce in the world!

[01:07:02] I'm him!

[01:07:13] It's in your pantry? Yeah, I've had this. I had it on stream.

[01:07:21] Cap?

[01:07:22] It was on screen cap bro Chad why don't y'all believe me dude?

[01:07:37] See now I gotta go prove it.

[01:07:42] Thank you for this link!

[01:07:48] Look at this, I've done it!

[01:07:50] Wait Chad, they call me

[01:07:52] the hot sauce whisperer.

[01:07:54] I've actually... yeah?

[01:07:59] Elijah's a Yeah. Eliza's extreme regret.

[01:08:03] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:08:04] No, no, no.

[01:08:05] Bro.

[01:08:05] It literally smells like a demon farted and they put it into a bottle.

[01:08:09] If I had to guess what a demon smelled like,

[01:08:11] it would smell like this.

[01:08:13] I'm going.

[01:08:22] Okay. Oh my-

[01:08:25] This was bad bro!

[01:08:28] And I was chasing it with orange juice!

[01:08:30] The stream's actually ruined.

[01:08:32] Wait, this thing's actually ruined.

[01:08:33] Ah!

[01:08:34] Ah!

[01:08:35] Ah!

[01:08:36] Bro.

[01:08:39] No, I'm actually going to die.

[01:08:41] I see the light. Somebody... I need you...

[01:08:43] What have I done? TAKE ME AWAY!!!

[01:08:45] My body's shutting down.

[01:08:47] My body's shutting down.

[01:08:49] I can't feel my left leg Now I can't feel my left leg.

[01:08:51] Now,

[01:08:52] I can't feel my right hip.

[01:08:54] I see visions.

[01:08:54] Bro.

[01:08:56] I see the Grim Reaper.

[01:08:57] I see him standing.

[01:08:59] He's like seven foot tall.

[01:09:00] Where am I?

[01:09:00] Dude!

[01:09:01] Who am I? Yeah, man. Where am I? I! Who am I?

[01:09:02] Yeah, man.

[01:09:03] Where am I?

[01:09:04] I've had the hottest one!

[01:09:05] Who am I?

[01:09:07] Where am I?

[01:09:08] Am I allergic?!

[01:09:09] Am I gonna die?!

[01:09:11] My future's blurry.

[01:09:14] That was actually worse.

[01:09:17] This one was worse heat-wise, but that one was like...

[01:09:53] Wait, Mad Dog 357 is much hotter. Nine million Scoville. How muchville's Elijah's extreme extra regret reserve the same kid did it? No shot he did.

[01:09:57] What?!

[01:10:04] Angel Sapp toilet Paper is...

[01:10:07] ...strong and...

[01:10:13] Warning. If you are under the age of 18, do not attempt to eat the spicy foods that

[01:10:18] the crude brothers eat in their

[01:10:24] that's like seeing your granny smoke a cigarette and say, do as I say not as I do.

[01:10:33] ...videos unless you are with the parents and under their supervision.

[01:10:37] Coop Brothers have had many years of experience eating spicy food you are with the parents and under their supervision.

[01:10:37] Kru Brothers have many years of experience eating spicy foods,

[01:10:40] and have a higher tolerance to heat than most.

[01:10:43] Except for me I got a duke! 9 times hotter than ghost peppers, 4 and a half times hotter than the hottest pepper in the world, The Carolina Reaper.

[01:11:00] And almost 2 million Scoville units

[01:11:02] hotter than the source.

[01:11:04] Let's take it to another level all together

[01:11:06] This is Mad Dog 357

[01:11:08] Number 9 Plutonium 9 million

[01:11:12] school units if you drink that whole bottle

[01:11:16] you would die right like if you drank

[01:11:18] that whole thing he would die like

[01:11:20] hundred percent you would die. Like 100% you would die.

[01:11:23] Yo Lion with the 5 gift appreciate you!

[01:11:29] Time to eat some plutonium.

[01:11:31] Before we get started, it's cayenne pepper is 50 thousand skull units.

[01:11:38] Yeah but this was before Eliza's extreme reserve was out though, wasn't it?

[01:11:42] I bet Eliza's Extreme Reserve

[01:11:43] is like 11 million Scoville units.

[01:11:47] The kid looks depressed

[01:11:48] because he knows what he's about to do!

[01:11:50] And these are the highest heat levels.

[01:11:53] We didn't put the ranges up here, but these are the hottest that these particular peppers

[01:11:57] or sauces can reach.

[01:11:59] Habanero is 350,000? And uh...

[01:12:06] Yeah it's like red.

[01:12:10] Let's just get a decent chunk.

[01:12:12] Dude why are people making this do people enjoy putting this in their food

[01:12:18] I don't understand like who decided to make something that hot

[01:12:23] like for what?

[01:12:27] Eliza's extreme was only 800k?

[01:12:30] Yeah.

[01:14:07] ....... so Look! I got a bottle of it right here. There's no way it's only 800k. Look, this is the one we tried. Bro, it doesn't say how many Scovilles. About to find out. Scoville

[01:14:28] Elijah's

[01:14:31] Extreme

[01:14:32] It's one million. it's only 1 million

[01:14:48] oh my goodness. It's only 1 million.

[01:14:57] Only? No, I'm not saying only.

[01:15:01] I'm saying this one that they're doing is nine million. That's death levels, right?

[01:15:12] Okay.

[01:15:14] There's Nyx you can see that. Okay. I'm scared, bro.

[01:15:17] There's Nick's. You can see that.

[01:15:21] Get mine...

[01:15:25] Okay, about the same.

[01:15:26] They're just not even scared.

[01:15:27] Let's see the other side.

[01:15:28] It's like a base!

[01:15:30] It's like... it's like...

[01:15:31] ...it's like...

[01:15:32] ...the devil's toe fungus!

[01:15:35] Maybe do it a little bit less so it looks exactly the same.

[01:15:39] Alright, that's it.

[01:15:40] Smell it?

[01:15:42] It actually smells like pumpkin pie a little bit.

[01:15:45] What?!

[01:15:47] Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. All right!

[01:15:49] So it's one interesting tidbit about...

[01:15:52] As I try to spell the proceedings again like the Reaper video.

[01:15:56] No, just kidding.

[01:15:59] This is... again like the Reaper video. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not giving a big speech but this...

[01:16:21] One! Tongues out? Juan comes out. Oh.

[01:16:31] Oh! I would be dead on the floor, dude.

[01:16:37] Yo, 38 year old mending book with the five gifted.

[01:16:40] Yeah? The same Emerald Mending Book with the five gibbons.

[01:16:47] Alright, I can't take it.

[01:16:53] Well... Wow. See, they're hurting!

[01:16:56] I would've took it better than this.

[01:16:57] Look out for my throat.

[01:17:01] Bro, he's crying!

[01:17:07] Bro...

[01:17:11] Yeah I don't even Bro!

[01:17:15] Yeah, I don't even... bro.

[01:17:19] I'm not playing World of Warships man!

[01:17:24] We're gonna go eat and drink some more stuff. Dude, do they still do YouTube? All their videos are from so long ago!

[01:17:30] Wow... They haven't uploaded a YouTube video in four years.

[01:17:37] Yo, that's kind of sad, bro.

[01:17:42] What happened?

[01:17:44] What happened?

[01:17:49] Why'd they stop?

[01:17:51] Three and a half years ago, we were the first YouTubers to dive into a new challenge.

[01:17:56] Be careful.

[01:17:59] I've seen

[01:18:00] people on YouTube try and stuff

[01:18:02] a couple of them in their mouth at the same time.

[01:18:04] Not a good idea. but yeah the powder you know

[01:18:08] breathe it's like you're having blowtorch going down to throw so

[01:18:13] I'm ready to rock!

[01:18:16] Chad why'd they quit uploading? Is there a reason why? ready to rock.

[01:18:18] Chat, why'd they quit uploading?

[01:18:19] Is there a reason why? Or did the hot sauce just finally get to them?

[01:18:35] They died.

[01:18:37] Chat, they didn't die man! Why'd they actually stop?

[01:18:44] Somebody said because of coven

[01:18:56] they're filming videos in their house what do you mean because of coving what the kid grew up what

[01:19:06] the kid grew up yeah but if i'm this kid and we've built this many subscribers subscribers that were getting this many views on every video, I'm gonna be like, hey dad!

[01:19:11] We gotta keep pumping out content.

[01:19:12] I'm trying to be a YouTuber when I grow up.

[01:19:19] He went to college?

[01:19:20] Dude... Hey, I ain't gonna judge but if it was me I'd have kept my YouTube Spice career going.

[01:19:26] Not gonna lie...

[01:19:29] The dad died? No way.

[01:19:33] Collab with them? Dude, if I collabed

[01:19:35] with them they would make me look like

[01:19:36] a loser.

[01:19:45] Because chat they're handling it like it ain't nothing bro you know

[01:19:56] so Man.

[01:20:00] Chad, that just makes me feel inferior, dude. The dad died from

[01:20:05] COVID

[01:20:05] did he really

[01:20:08] hey

[01:20:11] rest up the dad Hey. Rest up.

[01:20:16] The dad did not die?

[01:20:18] Dude, the fact that y'all just spread misinformation!

[01:20:21] Y'all got me over here-

[01:20:23] Yo Unicorn with the five gift appreciate you.

[01:20:29] Man.

[01:20:31] Wait, what is that?

[01:20:32] Is that the reasoning for being gone?

[01:20:40] What? the reasoning for being gone? No.

[01:20:43] Chat,

[01:20:44] look.

[01:20:48] Higher chat look hi everyone we miss all of you so much

[01:20:52] nick is now 21 and in his third year of college and I'm just old. Everything is good with us,

[01:20:59] and we are so thankful so many of you have asked about us and cared how

[01:21:03] we're doing over the past few years. We might fire up the camera again this summer in the meantime

[01:21:09] please check out Nick's Instagram account so they're all good.

[01:21:20] Chat, they're good.

[01:21:23] Hey,

[01:21:24] they need to spark up YouTube again and try that one I just tried.

[01:21:27] You know what I mean, chat?

[01:21:32] He died after that.

[01:21:33] Bro, shut up! That was five months ago, man.

[01:21:42] Shall we play a war game? So we're playing horror games first? Oh yeah, we got that new 616 game that dropped today.

[01:21:46] Yo Jamie with the 5. Get to appreciate you.

[01:21:53] Kahoot?

[01:21:54] Yo, MilkMyHoney

[01:21:55] with the five. Let me see if I know

[01:21:57] my kahoot before we play 6-1-6.

[01:21:59] Hang on.

[01:22:02] Please be hidden screen

[01:22:24] i need this to be hidden dude chad is it hidden oh my goodness please please. Y'all can't see this, right? chat please

[01:22:38] no y'all can't see this.

[01:22:47] No.

[01:22:58] Did you realize how cooked I would be? Bro, Chad stop saying leak bro yo Rick with another 10,000 bits give me some W's for

[01:23:11] Rick again he says fix your ceiling fan again.

[01:23:18] This dude Rick gives 10,000 bits once a week just to say fix your ceiling fan.

[01:23:27] It's not what? Chat, y'all

[01:23:29] can't see it, bro!

[01:24:01] Bad news, I don't know the password. so create a new account i can't just simply create a new account because you have to pay a membership to get all the stuff Chat is cooked.

[01:24:22] Chat is cooked.

[01:24:27] Hold on.

[01:24:36] Man...

[01:24:40] Should I reset the password I'll hold up. I'm going to go ahead and start the game.

[01:25:07] Dude, Chad if y'all could see

[01:25:09] the screen

[01:25:11] Chad if y'all could see your's screen right now.

[01:25:18] Okay. Okay. Hold on, Chad.

[01:25:28] I'm good.

[01:25:37] Bet. I'm good, Chad! I'm good! We're gonna be able to play!

[01:25:41] Never mind. never mind

[01:25:53] bro this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[01:25:58] Yo Kahoot!

[01:25:59] Fix your website man!

[01:26:08] This is stupid.

[01:26:17] I'm about to take my clothes off bro.

[01:26:26] I'm about to take my clothes off, chat on everything I love i am this is ridiculous

[01:26:34] chad what what should we do, though? Oh my goodness, I'm in.

[01:27:14] What's my plan?

[01:27:22] How do I know what plan I'm on?

[01:27:27] Okay, I think we're good chat.

[01:27:38] Chat, we're good.

[01:27:47] Hold on.

[01:27:51] Country flags? Y'all do flags

[01:27:54] this is the worst thing i've ever seen just check it bro okay discover here we go

[01:28:12] said here we go. Chad, here we go.

[01:28:17] What are we doing?

[01:28:21] Fast food? Listening Quizna!

[01:28:33] ... Quizna.

[01:28:40] Dude, guessing the logo would be too easy because I feel like

[01:28:42] that's easy. You know?

[01:28:44] Don't say of course it was y'all's idea. Yo, Daniel with the five gifs appreciate you, Daniel.

[01:28:52] Which one, chat?

[01:29:03] Hold on let let's see. Name that fast food logo just check this one

[01:29:15] it's easy

[01:29:25] up to 10 players up to 10 so Bro, I have your upgrade? How are you going to tell me to upgrade when I've already upgraded? Why are you scamming me?

[01:30:14] Yo Mark with the five.

[01:30:20] I already bought the upgrade! How y'all gonna tell me to upgrade again

[01:30:23] kahoot what are y'all doing dude you think you're gonna scare me you ain't go scam me so is it monthly i don't know, bro.

[01:30:57] Milk my honey with 10 thousand bits

[01:31:01] Can we get married on fix your ceiling fan

[01:31:04] It's that W milk with the 10,000 bits.

[01:31:07] Chat, do you hear my ceiling fan?

[01:31:26] Oh, shit! so I'm so BAAAAP!

[01:31:34] Appreciate the 10,000 bits for real. Thank you.

[01:31:36] Appreciate for the 10,000 bits. I appreciate that, thank you so much.

[01:31:36] Y'all keep it up!

[01:31:59] Jack Gray! oh Three days for these games to drop. Lock in!

[01:32:05] Yo, GG with the five! Let's go.

[01:32:11] Let's go, chat! We finally got another 616 here!

[01:32:26] My God... October 31st, 1971. Halloween night.

[01:32:30] I think we're going too far. What are we doing?

[01:32:37] Rad!

[01:32:40] So, I'm playing as the nerd named Frank!

[01:32:49] Now it's too late to go back, Frank! Go and get it over with!

[01:32:53] What are we doing, do a Halloween prank or something?

[01:32:56] Stop.

[01:32:57] Go soon man, or do you want to go to prison?

[01:33:03] What're we doing, then?

[01:33:07] We'll soon. Set this idiot on fire!

[01:33:11] Excuse me, Brad?

[01:33:19] That's not how it works, Scott. It's not gonna

[01:33:21] evaporate that fast.

[01:33:23] Uh, yeah. It's not gonna evaporate that fast.

[01:33:26] Uh, yeah chad we're good.

[01:33:29] Luke turn it down! It's too loud! Oh my god! Turn it down!

[01:33:31] It's too loud!

[01:33:32] You can't pull during a cutscene!

[01:33:42] Turn it down, it's too loud. Turn it down! It keeps on...

[01:33:44] Turn it down!

[01:33:46] It keep, it keep on...

[01:33:49] Turn it down.

[01:33:51] Look at this Paul! Why am I lighting this dude on fire?

[01:33:54] WHY?! Paul why am I like this little fire

[01:34:05] that's a mess though.

[01:34:07] 20 years made now...

[01:34:15] ... Oh, it's a bomb.

[01:34:30] Who's there?

[01:34:42] That's a BOMB OFF man!

[01:34:49] Also, we work in a uh halloween store or something

[01:34:57] 616 market okay I'll shop here

[01:35:04] Okay these look awfully real I'm not gonna lot us kind of fre of freaky. That's some crazy decorations

[01:35:11] and I can't hear nothing.

[01:35:16] Check your messages?

[01:35:18] This 1906 Nokia phone.

[01:35:23] Dad, are you sleeping son?

[01:35:26] I'm awake dad. Are you going to work there? I have no choice.

[01:35:29] It was the best job I ever got. You know what

[01:35:32] happened in this place? It's a little scary

[01:35:34] especially at night

[01:35:35] That was a long time ago dad

[01:35:38] Don't worry, I'll be fine.

[01:35:47] Oh! Okay, never mind.

[01:35:49] Okay that must be our friend.

[01:35:51] We're cool.

[01:35:55] Samantha? Who's Samantha?

[01:35:58] Good morning! Good morning! Did you sleep well?

[01:36:00] Yes, I wanted to say something to you but I'm scared.

[01:36:02] I don't want to lose your friendship.

[01:36:06] You're about to lose it buddy, don't you? Don't you dare Frank

[01:36:10] Frank don't do it bro Man Chat, GG man.

[01:36:19] You know you can tell me anything right? I like you.

[01:36:23] I mean I really do and there goes your whole friendship.

[01:36:27] I like you too! We've been friends since we were little."

[01:36:30] See once she says that in response

[01:36:34] She's giving you an out to not completely embarrass yourself but

[01:36:39] you're gonna sit here and double down on what she says that GG Frank yeah it's Yeah, Chad. Frank is cooked, buddy.

[01:36:50] I liked you in another way and she never responded. Oh my! Now we gotta go to work, that's crazy dude. That ain't no iPhone.

[01:37:12] Wow, all out with the Halloween decorations huh?

[01:37:19] Hey how you doing?

[01:37:21] Good evening. My name is Freddy

[01:37:27] I'm gonna work here on the night shift I thought we were Frank oh maybe that

[01:37:33] first scene was just like a you know what I mean I look into the past so this is our first day here huh

[01:37:42] marky good evening so you're the newbie here we go with the toxic work

[01:37:47] environment treat me bad just because I'm new here.

[01:37:56] Yes, could you help me?

[01:37:58] I mean what should I do?

[01:38:01] I'm late

[01:38:01] for an appointment. Just tend to the customers.

[01:38:04] Wow! Thanks for the help, Marky.

[01:38:06] It's my first day here, buddy.

[01:38:09] Okay,

[01:38:10] no problem. Anything else?

[01:38:12] The boss left you a to-do list and one more thing...

[01:38:16] We lost the bathroom key. So what if I gotta go do it? Exactly. Exactly.

[01:38:46] Be careful with the midnightnight Maniac. He usually attacks on Halloween night.

[01:38:49] Midnight Maniac?

[01:38:55] Yes, legend says he works here at night to pay for his college education.

[01:38:58] He worked here at night.

[01:39:03] He was strange, quiet and didn't really like to talk.

[01:39:05] One day when he was coming home, some guys picked on him

[01:39:07] they were bullying

[01:39:09] a-a-and just looking for fun

[01:39:13] So they threw alcohol on him and set him on fire.

[01:39:17] See the opening cutscene? We saw that, chat! You know what I mean?

[01:39:24] He was rescued alive but his face was completely disfigured.

[01:39:28] Man, that sucks, dude.

[01:39:29] I'm not lying.

[01:39:30] That sucks.

[01:39:34] After a few months in the hospital, he disappeared and every Halloween night

[01:39:37] He comes back with a pumpkin on his head to hide his face

[01:39:41] Was it you fighting Endermans or something?

[01:39:43] Ha! I'm sorry

[01:39:46] What were the names of the guys that did that to him at the start of the game?

[01:39:49] It was Frank, Brad and Scott.

[01:39:54] Right.

[01:39:54] Frank, Brad and Scott.

[01:40:01] Yeah. Brad and Scott? Dude, you won't be able to scare me with a Halloween story!

[01:40:05] And one more thing. The toilet isn't flushy

[01:40:08] If you find the key oh okay what is this a poop killer spin-off

[01:40:17] okay leave it to me so if somebody does try to go dookie

[01:40:20] If we do find the key

[01:40:21] We can't let nobody go dookie in there

[01:40:25] Alright Marcy

[01:40:27] Have a good one

[01:40:28] You ain't gonna close the door? Marky, have a good one.

[01:40:32] You ain't gonna close the door?

[01:40:33] I got it.

[01:40:36] What a loser.

[01:40:37] I don't like Marky, Chad.

[01:40:38] I don't like my co-worker scarecrow this is scary yeah

[01:40:45] dude we really went crazy with the halloween decorations huh

[01:40:49] oh this is the bathroom door. Okay.

[01:40:56] Hmm... I don't think I'd mess with any of that. so I'm in another game.

[01:41:30] Wait, not only am i in another 616 game they put me in the poop killer 9 coming soon poster!

[01:41:36] Noooo! Bro what? yeah bro what

[01:41:39] dude

[01:41:45] yo chapter dropping poop killer nine soon am i Oh, chat. They're dropping Poop Killer 9 soon!

[01:41:47] Am I gonna be in Poop Killer 9?

[01:41:50] Bro, that is so

[01:41:51] dope, man. WDevs, bro.

[01:41:54] Chat,

[01:41:56] W616,

[01:41:58] man. Dude, that is crazy,

[01:42:00] bro. Okay,

[01:42:02] that decoration is insane. Is that even a decoration? That looks real.

[01:42:06] Okay, he left me a to-do list.

[01:42:09] I better start doing my task.

[01:42:10] Or what? What's he gonna do? Fire me?

[01:42:12] He ain't gonna fire me!

[01:42:18] See, I think they wouldn't fire me me right? I'm too valuable of an employee here.

[01:42:21] Okay, make sure I have no secrets around.

[01:42:26] Bro let's go chat! I'm in sure I know secrets around.

[01:42:28] Bro, let's go.

[01:42:30] Tell me another game, bro. That's so cool.

[01:42:32] Hi, Freddy. You are here to do the tasks you need to do.

[01:42:35] Throw the trash bags

[01:42:36] in the trash bin outside. Simple.

[01:42:39] Clean the graffiti on the outside walls. Simple.

[01:42:43] Clean the bathroom if you find the key. Okay, that's a problem

[01:42:47] but... If an order arrives key. Okay, that's a problem.

[01:42:51] If an order arrives, receive it and leave it in the pantry. Okay!

[01:42:53] That's easy, chat!

[01:42:56] Let's get rid of trash bags

[01:42:57] first.

[01:43:00] Shoot, this was IRL.

[01:43:02] I'm picking up all them things in one go.

[01:43:04] Was the dumpster out here Chad or was it out front?

[01:43:07] Okay, it's back here.

[01:43:15] There is one...

[01:43:19] Yo, W first day on the job! This is kind of chill. I kinda like this. Ain't nobody coming in here we're

[01:43:20] just chilling you know what i mean? Nothing crazy going on. Blood on the ground?

[01:43:33] Yeah, I think that's a Halloween.

[01:43:35] I think that's a Halloween thing to do right?

[01:43:40] Dude, I lowkey need a flashlight! it's kinda dark out here.

[01:43:44] What if somebody tried to kill me or something? Something bad is about to happen.

[01:43:58] It's Dennis? Yeah, this is Dennis spraying the stuff off

[01:44:08] okay I'm hearing some noises all of that noise was like some traffic I don't know

[01:44:12] yeah some traffic? I don't know. Uh, yeah.

[01:44:21] You're too big

[01:44:23] to kill?

[01:44:33] That doesn't even matter! you're too big to kill. Okay, I already threw out all the trash.

[01:44:36] What was our next task?

[01:44:39] Clean graffiti on the outside walls.

[01:44:41] Did I just pull my phone up by accident?

[01:44:43] Yo, did Samantha text us back?

[01:44:53] Yo Fred.

[01:44:55] Fred you sold bro.

[01:45:01] Chat, yo Fred sold so bad man.

[01:45:04] Like how do you sell this bad?

[01:45:08] You got left on red from the Nokia. There ain't no coming back for that clean graffiti.

[01:45:13] Okay, I'm assuming this is what this bucket's four right here Samantha!. Yeah, GG chat.

[01:46:07] GG! I won't be able to get you out of here. GG

[01:46:11] I wonder what our response is gonna be

[01:46:15] Just come

[01:46:17] You can say this

[01:46:19] Here's what you say Fred

[01:46:21] I understand I'm sorry.

[01:46:24] I understand that you feel that way. We can still be friends just like normal.

[01:46:29] I'll never bring it up again.

[01:46:37] You know what?

[01:46:49] She's a whine! She hit him with the you're like a brother to me line.

[01:46:52] Golly, Fred!

[01:46:57] Oh man!

[01:47:03] Fred just block her number dude. Fred, please just do something

[01:47:05] for him because this

[01:47:07] is not a good look, bro.

[01:47:10] Yo, Bailey with the

[01:47:11] five appreciates you.

[01:47:13] Alright.

[01:47:17] You're like a brother to me and you know I'm dating here would be my response yeah I'm so sorry about that

[01:47:21] I'll never bring it up again I'll be your brother to you you You gonna cut off the conversation? Do I hear footsteps?

[01:47:51] He's wearing a Pooh killer outfit! I'm a big fan! How y'all doing? Welcome to 616 Market. We hope you'll find everything dual run in the sale. That's two for 10% off on that aisle,

[01:48:00] and if you buy a drink from over there,

[01:48:03] it's 5% off if you get five of them things, okay?

[01:48:07] We appreciate you for shopping here. I like y'all's costume.

[01:48:11] Yo gate with the 10 gifted W gate for the 10 gifted...

[01:48:18] We hope y'all found everything okay.

[01:48:21] Hey...

[01:48:26] How y'all doing?

[01:48:32] Poop killer.

[01:48:33] You know, I killed that guy a few times.

[01:48:35] Poop killer 2345.

[01:48:40] Y'all have a good mind. Oh, I gotta talk to him! Yo, 55 with the five-disc.

[01:48:52] You know what?

[01:48:54] I'm gonna go get my wife and dad.

[01:48:56] I'll be right back.

[01:49:00] Oh, I got a call from him! Oh, you're talk to him!

[01:49:02] Yo 55 with the 5 get to appreciate you.

[01:49:05] Good evening, I love your costume.

[01:49:08] Seen good customer service.

[01:49:11] Sarah thank you. Let's go to a Halloween party.

[01:49:14] Uh, I can't. I'm working right now.

[01:49:20] That's cool.

[01:49:20] I'd love to go to a party but I need to work.

[01:49:23] Okay. That's cool, I'd love to go to a party but I need to work.

[01:49:29] It would be cool if you went. We could have so much fun!

[01:49:36] Yeah... But I gotta- I gotta work. Appreciate you.

[01:49:41] Unfortunately I can't. It's my first day working here we need to go we can't be late be careful

[01:49:49] here alone at night okay what do you mean by that you know know the legend of the Midnight Maniac, it says he worked here before the incident.

[01:49:59] Yeah I heard about it from Marky. That's nothing but a-that's nothing but a legend!

[01:50:03] That ain't real.

[01:50:09] I heard about the legend, but I'm not afraid. I mean it's just a

[01:50:11] legend right?

[01:50:15] No he really existed The story is true. My mother studied at the same school.

[01:50:20] Okay Sarah who else? Is your grandpa the president too? You act like you know everybody. Get out of my store!

[01:50:30] I'm sorry, that was rude.

[01:50:33] What else do you know about him? They never found him.

[01:50:39] They never found who did this to him.

[01:50:46] They were some students, but the police didn't do anything at the time.

[01:50:47] Now we really need to go.

[01:50:48] Happy Halloween. Okay, happy Halloween! thank y'all for shopping with us

[01:50:51] you put that in a bag or anything oh he holds some dookie like the real poop killer

[01:51:01] kiyo I'm dookie like the real Poop Killer! Can y'all close the door, man?

[01:51:09] But why's everybody leave leave the door open?

[01:51:11] Turn the AC out!

[01:51:13] Okay, our next task was to clean the graffiti. I'm assuming I used this.

[01:51:17] Yep. Dennis.

[01:51:27] Wait, I hear footsteps!

[01:51:33] Wait, I hear footsteps. Wait, I hear footsteps! Is somebody in the store?

[01:51:40] Hello?! Hello? Chat, y'all heard those footsteps too right?

[01:51:47] Type one if you heard those. I heard

[01:51:49] those

[01:51:51] while i was... While I was...

[01:51:59] Any more graffiti?

[01:52:15] Yo, I bet the bathroom key is like hidden somewhere maybe Dennis. Maybe that's my footsteps.

[01:52:23] Case is dingleberrys with the five gifted

[01:52:28] okay was that the only two graffiti I don't see anymore

[01:52:32] dude chat we went all out with the decorations.

[01:52:37] We got tombs and stuff out here bro!

[01:52:41] We went crazy with the decorations!

[01:52:45] Don't know? Don't know... Dono?

[01:52:53] W. Dono!

[01:52:59] W. Dono Alright, anymore?

[01:53:05] That's the tallest tower I think I've ever seen in my entire life.

[01:53:09] WHAT IS THAT?!

[01:53:16] Can we go check the back again, make sure there is nothing back there.

[01:53:21] Yo it's a time when the 5 get to appreciate you! Cleaning graffiti off the walls, I should earn two salaries.

[01:53:36] Yeah, you think that's bad?

[01:53:37] Just wait till we have to do this.

[01:53:42] Wait, we take orders too?

[01:53:43] Should we look around for the bathroom key?

[01:53:45] Who lost a bathroom key?

[01:53:47] See if I find a bathroom key in my first day working here,

[01:53:50] I 100% deserve a raise.

[01:53:56] Ooh flashlight.

[01:53:58] Ooh chat that ain't a good sign.

[01:54:02] Chat they're gonna be mad at me. Ooh, chat. That ain't a good sign. Chat that ain't a good sign.

[01:54:05] I do not smoke. Me either. slow night huh no customers coming through here pretty pretty peaceful

[01:54:17] samantha unknown Samantha! Unknown.

[01:54:28] Bro, who is pranking me?

[01:54:31] Who are you? I think your sending a message to the wrong person.

[01:54:37] People are bad, the devil lives in all of us.

[01:54:40] What?!

[01:55:10] Who is this? You ain't gonna reply? Footsteps! How you doing, sir?

[01:55:14] Hope you're having a good Halloween, man.

[01:55:20] Bro why do you look at me like that bro?

[01:55:22] Back door?

[01:55:25] Oh my goodness I left it wide open.

[01:55:29] We hope you find that thing alright! We run our 15% off on all frozen goods Halloween sale

[01:55:33] and its only Halloween for another 7 minutes

[01:55:36] I like that shirt!

[01:55:46] Good evening, sir. Do you want anything else?

[01:55:50] Uh yes! I need to use the bathroom. Could you give me the key?

[01:55:56] Hey man it's my first day here.

[01:55:59] Um... They lost the key to the bathroom

[01:56:03] so unfortunately I can't give you that key. Hey Alan! Hey, Allen. Even if

[01:56:22] we did find the bathroom

[01:56:24] key, you can't go dookie anyway.

[01:56:26] That's what they said. They said it won't

[01:56:28] flush no dookie. So you're out of luck man. You see that dance across

[01:56:32] the street? You go over there use a leaf! I'm really sorry.

[01:56:40] Wow! You ain't gonna say have a good night?

[01:56:42] You ain't gonna say have a good Halloween?

[01:56:44] Forget you then!

[01:56:46] Hope you boogie on yourself! What's this dude driving a jellybean?

[01:56:57] Look at this loser!

[01:57:01] What is he pulling up in

[01:57:12] hey Hey!

[01:57:15] How you doing?

[01:57:19] Oh, he knew exactly what he wanted. He made a beeline straight for it.

[01:57:24] Y'all ever go to a store so many times, you know exactly what you want?

[01:57:26] You walk in, go straight there, straight out?

[01:57:38] Hope you're having a good Halloween, sir. Uh, 15% off Halloween sale. Yup.

[01:57:53] How you doing this afternoon? Or afternoon or this night?

[01:58:05] Chatter those chips?

[01:58:11] Sorry about that sir. I'm just kinda hungry

[01:58:15] You know what I mean?

[01:58:19] Good evening sir. Do you want anything else?

[01:58:23] That's just it I've never seen you around here

[01:58:25] Yeah this is my first, you know what I mean?

[01:58:29] It's all right, you know?

[01:58:34] I ate at this job today. It's actually my first

[01:58:39] job. What?

[01:58:45] Got it. Be careful, young man.

[01:58:47] You know the story of the Midnight Maniac, right?

[01:58:49] Yeah, everybody keeps talking...

[01:58:50] Jack, what's saying, of course!

[01:58:53] Everybody keep talking about the Midnight Maniac.

[01:58:55] I ain't seen no Midnight Maniac.

[01:58:57] I ain't afraid of no Midnight Maniac, man.

[01:59:03] Yes, I know this story more honestly I think it's just a Halloween legend facts just like hero Brian A legend? No, he seeks revenge for what was done to him. Everyone here in town knew him. He was a good guy.

[01:59:18] Well, he ain't a good guy no more if we go around killing folk. You know what I mean? He ain't a good guy no more.

[01:59:25] Are those powdered donuts Hostess or Tasty Cake?

[01:59:29] Ha ha! I'm sorry.

[01:59:36] Have a good one, sir.

[01:59:37] Appreciate you. Chad, which brand do y'all like better? The Hostess or Tasty Cake?

[01:59:47] Man I want some powdered donuts dude! Everybody's saying hoses.

[01:59:56] Have a good one, sir! Have a good retro Halloween!

[02:00:01] This job is pretty chill. I could see myself working here.

[02:00:06] We got to deal with no co-workers, you know?

[02:00:10] It's a little slow because we on the night shift.

[02:00:15] I do want to try and find this bathroom

[02:00:17] key though is it possible for me to find it?

[02:00:19] Dude those legs that arm looks

[02:00:21] a little too real dude

[02:00:23] The door yeah everybody keeps leaving the door open!

[02:00:25] Somebody at the-

[02:00:29] Dad.

[02:00:31] Son I'm coming to your work

[02:00:33] Your mother asked me to buy some things

[02:00:36] Okay

[02:00:36] Yeah

[02:00:37] Stop it for a little bit

[02:00:38] Yo

[02:00:38] Can you pick up the Taco Bell on the way through 12 spicy potato tacos make sure they don't burn the burning potatoes?

[02:01:20] Okay, I'll wait for you he ain't gonna tell him about the taco I don't think this key is. What do y'all think it's at? Thomas.

[02:01:23] One minute till Halloween!

[02:01:25] Or is it Halloween now, or is it gonna be Halloween when

[02:01:27] it turns midnight?

[02:01:31] Yeah, I don't know where this back door key is like where is it Oh, you think it's turning Halloween in one minute.

[02:01:53] Look at me, Chad.

[02:01:59] Man. Man.

[02:02:06] Who just opened this?

[02:02:34] It's time to find the bathroom key who's in here quit playing Don't play with me right now!

[02:02:39] I know what's happening when you think you can do some pranks, but I ain't going for it.

[02:02:47] I'm not going for it. Yo, get out the trash!

[02:02:51] Ha! No, that's not just a mouse.

[02:02:58] There is something else in here.

[02:03:02] Maybe it was just a mouse. Do you see what I just saw?

[02:03:21] Who put the key here? Wait, aren't you...

[02:03:33] WHO'S THERE?! Who's there?

[02:03:45] I'm armed!

[02:03:52] Yo Hammer with the five.

[02:03:56] ... Yo, Hammer with the five.

[02:04:04] There's eight bodybuilders in the back! You don't want to mess with us!

[02:04:11] So we gotta clean this?

[02:04:14] Is it bad?

[02:04:17] Oh, it's not even dirty!

[02:04:23] Wait...

[02:04:54] Hey, quit playing around man! Maybe it's just our dad pranking us, Chad. I'M ARMED!

[02:05:47] ... Oh my god! so. There ain't no way it's my first day here, and you are doing this to me bro.

[02:05:53] Did I scare you? I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

[02:05:55] Bro can you go home?

[02:05:58] Your shift ended an hour ago, man!

[02:06:05] You almost killed me!

[02:06:14] Sorry man, the bathroom key was in my pocket. I decided to come here and give it to you but its Halloween, I needed to play a trick on you.

[02:06:23] So when I take a dump in your mailbox,

[02:06:24] are you going to be cool with it then?

[02:06:28] It's just a prank. it's just a trick.

[02:06:30] You know?

[02:06:34] We gon' play games

[02:06:36] Play games then! We gonna play games and play games in.

[02:06:45] You could have just handed me the key, right?

[02:06:49] Sorry now I need to go. Now you's going run run up outta here? Are you kidding me Marky?! I'm reporting you to H-

[02:06:56] Hey! Hey hear me? Hey hey i'm sorry

[02:07:01] get out of here marky can you close the door behind You're an employee here just like I am.

[02:07:15] When you leave, close the door!

[02:07:24] Quit, and I'm putting my two week notice in. Should I clean the bathroom now?

[02:07:33] Remember chat, we can't let nobody take a dump.

[02:07:36] Because it's clogged up remember so if somebody tries to go take a, we can't let them.

[02:07:47] That's what the paper said right?

[02:07:54] Clean the bathroom if you find the key Wait, is that what Marky said?

[02:08:00] Hey! How ya doin'?

[02:08:06] Hope you're havin having a good Halloween, sir.

[02:08:19] Halloween sale! 15% off if you buy 10 items. Oh, is that our dad?

[02:08:20] You think that's our dad chat?

[02:08:21] Yeah.

[02:08:21] It could be.

[02:08:22] You look kind of old. No. Okay. oh no

[02:08:31] man How you doing?

[02:08:48] Oh, that is our dad! What's up, Dad?

[02:08:53] I'm proud of you my son. Are you enjoying your job?

[02:09:01] Yes, I...I mean it puts more on the table or food on the table.

[02:09:06] Hi Dad thanks for now everything is fine. It's a good job.

[02:09:09] I'm happy your mother asked me to buy some beers and cookies.

[02:09:13] You know that on Halloween nights she likes the party.

[02:09:17] Thanks for telling me, Dad. likes the party.

[02:09:20] Thanks for telling me, Dad.

[02:09:27] Don't let Mom get drunk, Dad! Last year she got drunk on two cans.

[02:09:29] That's crazy!

[02:09:33] Relax,

[02:09:34] son. I'll take care of her.

[02:09:38] Do you know anything about the legend of the Midnight Maniac?

[02:09:44] Uh, no son. He's gonna die huh! Yeah he gon' die!

[02:09:56] Wait a minute Dad.

[02:10:00] You don't like talking about it.

[02:10:03] Is your name Frank?

[02:10:09] He was in on it.

[02:10:15] How much you wanna bet he was in on it how much you want to bet he was in on it

[02:10:23] how much you wanna bet he was in on it, champ.

[02:10:39] They say he's still alive, despite his burns. Not afraid. But I'm here alone and it's a little creepy.

[02:10:46] My son disappeared and no one ever saw him again. Don't worry, I'll come get you tomorrow morning. What?

[02:10:49] Were you joking? That's not a funny joke dad!

[02:11:05] Happy Halloween joke dad yeah we need to get our dads government name ASAP okay that's something we gotta do ASAP, chat.

[02:11:07] Because yeah...

[02:11:09] He might be in on it.

[02:11:18] And he didn't close the door.

[02:11:22] Close the door, man! Sam? Save me some food! This is a pretty chill job, Chad. Would you work here? Be honest. Type one if you'd work here. It pretty chill you know ain't too much going on yeah

[02:11:51] marky

[02:11:55] yeah markey marquee is uhy is a little weird but other than that I feel like you know the

[02:12:03] pay may not be the best. So how much do you think we're making right now about

[02:12:06] $750? Now we probably make it eight because look they've got right now about 750.

[02:12:09] Now we're probably making eight because look, they got us

[02:12:11] taking out trash, scrubbing

[02:12:14] down graffiti action

[02:12:15] you know, cleaning dookies

[02:12:17] and manning the register all on our own.

[02:12:19] We're making at least $8 an hour.

[02:12:32] I'm not going to lie, chat. The legend of the midnight killer that they keep telling me got me a little nervous.

[02:12:37] I-I'm a little nervous.

[02:12:43] Okay...

[02:12:45] Why did Marky tell me to clean?

[02:12:48] The bathroom isn't dirty, I don't need to clean it.

[02:12:50] Yeah fact! It's not even dirty at all.

[02:13:01] Matter of fact, Not only is it not dirty this is potentially the cleanest bathroom i've ever seen

[02:13:06] in like a public like space So what?

[02:13:18] Samantha.

[02:13:21] Unknown texted me again.

[02:13:24] You will die today.

[02:13:32] Buddy this ain't funny, We get it. Ha ha! It's a Halloween prank. I don't know how you got my number. Stop texting me.

[02:13:44] Stop this joke if you continue. I'm gonna call the police.

[02:13:47] I'd call them right now!

[02:13:51] You know what I mean? Say that to Ben and call him.

[02:13:55] Like hey, I'm getting

[02:13:56] threats. Here's what I'll be like, hey bro

[02:13:58] I'll be

[02:14:00] like, hey bro, I got this little

[02:14:02] ducked off spot. You can park your

[02:14:04] car behind a bush.

[02:14:06] You can sit on your iPhone and just make sure nobody messes with me tonight.

[02:14:10] And they would say... so.. Yo!

[02:14:54] Yo!

[02:15:00] Yo!

[02:15:06] Yes, yes, yes.

[02:15:22] Bro, I'm alive! This is the second game you boy done... Chat, this is the second game they done put me in bro.

[02:15:28] The stomach's inaccurate though I must say.

[02:15:31] Chat W616 bro The stomach's inaccurate, though. I must say.

[02:15:33] Chat W616, bro.

[02:15:36] They done put me in two games, dude.

[02:15:40] Pose 28 low key.

[02:15:45] Bro!

[02:15:52] I wonder what his name is.

[02:15:56] Good evening, can I help you with something? It's Casey again!

[02:16:01] Let's go man!

[02:16:06] Dude look at them shoulders, i'm built like a cereal box

[02:16:11] dude why am i leaning like i got scoliosis good evening I need to use the bathroom. Oh no! Don't let me be the bad guy.

[02:16:19] Sorry sir, the toilet don't flush.

[02:16:30] Yeah, the bathroom is for customers only. I always come here man, don't worry, I'm not gonna take... Yeah trust me.

[02:16:36] I would never take a dump.

[02:16:39] Okay, but please be quick.

[02:16:44] Can't take a dump.

[02:17:09] Bro, look at my face. Personally I believe me. I'm not sure if that's the right word, but it does sound like a good idea.

[02:18:01] And now we're back to where we left off with the last two levels.. so so bro are you kidding me dude it's the best game ever man

[02:18:07] Bro this is the best game ever dude Okay, you can go.

[02:18:15] No way they're gonna make me blow up the bathroom!

[02:18:17] Please don't tell me I'm blowing it up!

[02:18:32] Okay... it up NOOOOOO!

[02:18:45] No way they made me take a dump, dude! NO!

[02:18:49] Golly...

[02:18:52] Stop man!

[02:18:59] Bro you said you weren't gonna take a dump.

[02:19:01] You ain't gon' buy nothing, you just gon...

[02:19:03] YOU JUST GONNA LEAVE! You ain't even gon' buy nothin', you just all leave!

[02:19:16] You ain't no part of it, you must all leave! Please. Please. Please.

[02:19:29] Please...

[02:19:32] Tell me it's not bad.

[02:19:38] Please! Tell me it's not bad. Please tell me it's not bad.

[02:19:50] Okay. so oh my god that's four logs dude that's four logs

[02:20:19] what do i do do i just four logs

[02:20:24] what do i do do i just let it sit in there that's nasty it's gonna create like a greenhouse effect

[02:20:35] bro Bro! I can't believe they made me blow up the toilet like that.

[02:20:48] No way, dude! no way dude who just said this is too realistic I would never blow up a toilet like that. Where am I closing at?

[02:20:55] Didn't even

[02:20:56] wash his hands or nothing,

[02:20:58] dude!

[02:21:00] Golly!

[02:21:03] I'm done, my my bad it's my

[02:21:19] yo nihil with the five appreciate you i can't believe it chat so I can't believe that dude dump load up the bathroom man.

[02:21:27] And don't flush.

[02:21:30] Check this is all bad.

[02:21:36] What should I do? Should I get a shovel and bucket and scoop it out?

[02:21:43] Yo lean with the fire appreciation.

[02:21:49] I can't believe it bro. It's raining.

[02:22:01] Looks like it's going to rain.

[02:22:03] I'm going to die of boredom here.

[02:22:05] Oh yeah, it's like 1970s.

[02:22:08] And I'm getting a whiff of just straight dookie action!

[02:22:13] SHOOT! How about you to bet the next customer that comes in here is going to go...

[02:22:44] How about you to bet the next customer that comes in is going to go out. Good thing we got a flashlight!

[02:22:47] Can we go home from work now?

[02:22:48] Because nobody is's gonna come here

[02:22:57] yeah let's just go home let's call the boss and be like hey or just text him on Nokia

[02:23:03] Be like hey boss ummm

[02:23:06] The pyre done went out can I go home?

[02:23:10] You know what I mean, chat? Like...

[02:23:15] I'm scared.

[02:23:17] It's real dark back here.

[02:23:28] Chad, I'm scared. I'm scared a little bit.

[02:23:29] I'm scared a little bit. I'm not, I'm scared.

[02:23:40] You know what the good thing is though Chat we got some handles.

[02:23:44] Cases four logs with a five.

[02:23:47] Who's texting me?

[02:23:49] Samantha! Unknown again.

[02:23:52] Uh it must be horrible being in the dark. again.

[02:23:53] Uh, it must be horrible being in the dark.

[02:23:56] Bro, quit with the plank, man!

[02:23:59] Are you watching me? You sick

[02:24:01] man! watching me you sick man i'm in here with What? Yo, Peach on with the fire.

[02:24:28] Excuse me? Excuse me? You better not be in here, I got a blinky on me!

[02:25:00] Chat, I'm horrified petrified even at this point i would be running home

[02:25:06] butt naked.

[02:25:12] Okay,

[02:25:12] I think he was capping because

[02:25:14] I don't see nobody in here.

[02:25:16] Like it's just us.

[02:25:19] Text him back and be like hey you ain't in here why are you lying No! No, they killed Dad! Who's that screaming?

[02:26:00] Oh, no. You need to call the police

[02:26:07] chat we are so good dude we are so good dude. We are so good

[02:26:23] Come on!

[02:26:46] Why would you even try to kill me? I didn't do nothing to nobody! No! No!

[02:26:50] No!

[02:26:51] No!

[02:27:00] No!

[02:27:04] Stop!

[02:27:07] Yo lady with the fire.

[02:27:13] I ran to the other side of the street, turned off the flashlight and hit a bush.

[02:27:18] I stayed there for more than 30 minutes.

[02:27:21] I prayed that he wouldn't see me. Where did he go?

[02:27:41] I need to get out of here and ask for help.

[02:27:45] My dad might still be alive. Oh, no.

[02:28:03] Oh, no!

[02:28:10] I'm hearing rustling out of don't like hearing that rustling! ah Wait for a light! Wait, we're alive!

[02:28:49] He woke up. I thought he was already dead! This would ruin my revenge!

[02:28:57] I waited many years for this, I dedicated my life to revenge

[02:29:02] I didn't even do nothing man

[02:29:08] Brad that was bad from the thought that we fire! So our dad is one of the guys that lit this dude on fire! That's gonna be Scott.

[02:29:43] Bro, the story goes crazy Chad.

[02:29:48] So we were playing as our dad in the opening cutscene.

[02:29:51] He was the one that lit him on fire dude

[02:30:04] let them live man Let him live, man.

[02:30:11] No let him live! He didn't want to! Just let him live, man!

[02:30:15] ... He's gonna make our story. so so Yeah! The Lord is crazy, Jack. Crazy chat he's dead.

[02:31:50] How were you able to do this, Dad?

[02:32:00] I was young. I didn't think straight.

[02:32:04] I was afraid of going against my friends.

[02:32:07] Still L-Dad, though!

[02:32:11] I admired you. You were always a hero to me, but now that's over. No. No!

[02:32:41] Don't do it! Eric, put the pipe! Eric with the fire. Are we going to become the Midnight Killer now?

[02:33:17] He's got the pumpkin on his head.

[02:33:21] Yeah?

[02:33:22] Cinema!

[02:33:32] Oh, God! Another absolute gator. 616 never misses, Chad.

[02:33:36] Chad, 616! miss this chat

[02:33:40] chat 616 never misses dude

[02:33:48] dude that's a dollar.

[02:33:52] That game was $1, bro.

[02:33:55] $1!

[02:34:08] $1! Dude, absolute banger after banger.

[02:34:13] This is an historical run from 616 bro historical run chat that game costed a dollar dude one

[02:34:20] dollar one dollar chat cinema broke chat absolute cinema dude you know what I

[02:34:30] mean cinema show love the 616 100% chat dude if you're gonna

[02:34:39] like support like an indie developer bro dude there's so fire bro chat they have given us games for like a year straight

[02:34:48] bro bro it's so good dude shall we do another horror game before we play Minecraft? Chad, y'all ever bite your fingernails off too short and like, and it feels like it stings

[02:35:16] so bad? Yo Eric with the

[02:35:18] five.

[02:35:21] W Eric

[02:35:22] Appreciate you

[02:35:24] Eric

[02:35:24] Chat vote appreciate you Eric chat boat wait shadow we're gonna go Chad do we do a major event tonight in Minecraft?

[02:35:42] I feel like we do.

[02:35:45] I think we'd like to do a raid or

[02:35:47] we do like trials or something.

[02:35:49] We got to do something crazy.

[02:35:53] I'm hungry.

[02:35:56] Chat,

[02:35:57] say it's two o'clock in the morning.

[02:35:59] What is the best fast food place to go at 2 o'clock

[02:36:03] Yo Mad Max with a 5, appreciate you! McDonald's?

[02:36:15] Nah, I feel like Taco Bell might be.

[02:36:17] Chat, y'all think Taco Bell is like the best 2 a.m. fast food place

[02:36:23] bro it might be honestly honestly I'm mr. beast i promise with the five gift appreciate you

[02:36:36] what there's a new one that came on new game that came out today

[02:36:41] I don't know what it is or what it's about.

[02:36:42] It's called Envelope.

[02:36:44] Chat, what do y'all say?

[02:36:44] Y'all say envelope or envelope?

[02:36:47] Personally, I'm saying envelope.

[02:36:50] I don't know who says envelope

[02:36:53] what you envelope

[02:37:00] okay w intro screen. Okay, light. like uh yo yo mama with the five get to appreciate you The night shift.

[02:37:48] It appea- Alright, five minutes early!

[02:37:53] I hope Rob is in somewhat of a good mood.

[02:37:55] What is Rob? Our boss or is he our coworker? I wonder what...

[02:38:02] Inner dialogue. Someone's calling.

[02:38:07] Oh! It's calling. Oh, it's Amanda.

[02:38:22] Talk or say that I'm busy? What should I do chat talk or say that I'm busy? Do I turn this off or turn it on inner dialogue someone's calling oh it's Amanda oh you can choose whether to have an honor off Amanda's calling or say I'm busy.

[02:38:29] I mean, I'll talk.

[02:38:30] You called with good timing?

[02:38:34] Oh exciting! How so?

[02:38:37] Well, I'm just about to step into the dragon's maw. Is that what you call your job?

[02:38:45] I see... Listen, I hate to see you view it from that cynical

[02:38:49] angle. It's only going to

[02:38:51] poison your shift. Besides

[02:38:53] you have two weeks left and you're done."

[02:38:55] Oh so we must've just put in our two week notice

[02:38:57] Chad? He must be a toxic work environment.

[02:39:04] Hey...

[02:39:08] I love that woman but I hate how sharp she can be.

[02:39:12] What?

[02:39:15] Rob has been grinding my gears lately!

[02:39:19] He hands over shifts while it's grimy and filthy inside. El co-worker, chat!

[02:39:26] Yeah that sounds like it sucks But why would he do that?

[02:39:36] From what Lorelei had been able to fish out of him a divorce or something similar.

[02:39:38] Oh, so he gets a divorce

[02:39:39] so he treats me bad.

[02:39:40] Makes sense.

[02:39:43] Depression problems so he treats me bad. Makes sense. Depression, probably.

[02:39:45] Yeah, why did you call?

[02:39:47] Well let's just say I figured

[02:39:49] someone might be in need of

[02:39:51] a morale boost before they head into war uh what's about to happen

[02:40:02] okay okay Okay, okay. Ooh, never mind.

[02:40:08] I thought there was about to be...

[02:40:12] We're good.

[02:40:18] I thought there was going to be some butt cheeks on the screen or something.

[02:40:21] That's what i though.

[02:40:23] You know? Alright! you know all right let's go into work chat 60 be a little rough um turn out about like 41 something like that 42 yep

[02:40:42] wow this store looks run down look at the floor how dirty it is

[02:40:49] yo what's good oh yes there's five of them let me get one

[02:40:54] you know what's good?

[02:40:58] Yo.

[02:40:59] What's good Rob?

[02:41:03] Five minutes early huh?

[02:41:06] I would commend you for your punctuality but you're not the only one in this world with

[02:41:08] things to do. Yo Rob, what are you

[02:41:10] talking about?

[02:41:14] Oh please, you're one to

[02:41:16] talk. This place is a health hazard.

[02:41:18] I wouldn't eat these hot dogs even if I got a million dollars.

[02:41:21] Okay, speak for yourself. I'm eating them things as soon as he leaves.

[02:41:25] What you talking about? Don't they feel good?

[02:41:34] Excuse me?

[02:41:36] Was that back talk I heard from a little sheep?

[02:41:37] Oh,

[02:41:37] you ain't about to

[02:41:38] disrespect me up here. We're about to fight.

[02:41:44] You send the welfare state to come

[02:41:46] beg for me for a job?

[02:41:48] Can't even do that yourself and then i have to stand here and listen

[02:41:51] to you attack my work ethic dude you're mean what you expect me not

[02:41:55] to defend myself hand over the shifts clean oh he's done

[02:42:10] he's the...

[02:42:13] He's the owner, chat!

[02:42:20] Rob.

[02:42:29] If you're so goddamn keen on having this gas station be clean, and since you need everything to be done for you...

[02:42:34] Rob. I've written a little to-do list in the back. I suggest you get to work.

[02:42:37] I don't want to have to waste too much time on you.

[02:42:40] Yeah, Imma get to work! Get outta here man!

[02:42:42] Give me a raise while you're at it.

[02:42:47] What a loser chat, you know what I mean?

[02:42:51] Pick up your work cap from your locker. I have a work cap?

[02:42:57] Pick up soda cans.

[02:43:00] Chad, would you buy anything for me? This place looks

[02:43:03] dirty, dude!

[02:43:05] This is horrible. I would not get anything to

[02:43:07] eat from here. This is bad.

[02:43:16] Okay, we got six soda cans.

[02:43:18] We restocking things real quick.

[02:43:20] Hey them hot dogs.

[02:43:20] Hey!

[02:43:22] Hey them hot dogs looking good.

[02:43:23] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:43:30] Pick up mop to clean the floor. Dude, this place is unsanitary.

[02:43:40] Ugh! Look at the dust action! How you doing sir, you doing alright? Oh take care of the customer first.

[02:43:45] Hey sir hope your having a good day.

[02:43:48] Who's that? A chocolate bar?

[02:43:49] My name is Truck Driver Johnson.

[02:44:00] What? You may know me from my channel name, Truck Driver Johnson.

[02:44:07] If you don't that's fine. yeah sorry i've never heard of it

[02:44:13] i'm out here on the road anyway i'd like this chocolate bar please oh have a good one then

[02:44:23] chad is this blood this looks like blood huh I don't know if I trust truck driver Johnson, Jared.

[02:44:42] You know?

[02:44:44] I'm not too sure about him.

[02:44:50] Okay, floor is mopped.

[02:44:51] Easy money!

[02:44:55] Put the broom back...

[02:44:58] What's next? Throw old newspaper.

[02:45:00] We offer newspapers at this dump?

[02:45:03] Let me eat one.

[02:45:11] Did I

[02:45:11] eat it?

[02:45:13] Take out the trash.

[02:45:15] Uh, who just knocked?

[02:45:22] Bro why you knocking on my window? Who is this?

[02:45:29] What's up man?

[02:45:33] Excuse me sir. What are you doing all the way out here? Okay.

[02:45:46] Chad, what's that called when you stay on somebody's property but you ain't buying nothing?

[02:45:51] What's it called? Loitering?

[02:46:00] You just gonna stand out here, won't you let me take care of some trash or something?

[02:46:04] Where's the dumpster at? Oh, there it goes.

[02:46:07] That's the smallest dumpster I've ever seen.

[02:46:13] What is the name of this place?

[02:46:15] Accessory store. Is that the name of this place? How do we get any customers? You know what I mean?

[02:46:41] All right.

[02:46:42] Can I get to it once?

[02:46:43] I can't.

[02:46:46] Hey, you better not try to steal nothing

[02:46:47] while you're just

[02:46:48] standing out here, all right?

[02:46:49] Hey don't try nothin'.

[02:46:51] It's gonna be bad news for ya. There we go.

[02:47:03] All right, almost all of our chores are done.

[02:47:07] Did he move closer to the door?

[02:47:09] Chad am I tripping? He Did he move closer to the door?

[02:47:10] Chad, am I tripping?

[02:47:11] He 100% moved closer to the door!

[02:47:20] Hey you better relax.

[02:47:26] Bro... I'm about to call the cops.

[02:47:37] Hey how you doing sir?

[02:47:43] How are you?

[02:47:53] I didn't get the first message, I accidentally clicked past it, but yeah I can see that dude.

[02:47:59] I have deducted this due to

[02:48:01] the individual. Okay dude like! Like you're a nerd!

[02:48:04] Come on, man!

[02:48:11] Thanks for letting me know that he's

[02:48:12] out there. It's like...

[02:48:13] Make it up. Thanks for letting me know that he's out there. It's like, it's like...

[02:48:17] Now where is the hot dog?

[02:48:19] I'm gonna get you a hotdog man relax!

[02:48:21] Oh it was juicy!

[02:48:25] Hey just for you to eat this thing,

[02:48:26] I want you to know

[02:48:27] that I've been sitting here since 7 a.m.,

[02:48:28] and it's now midnight, so...

[02:48:31] All right.

[02:48:42] All right. Alright. Hey, chat! You know what I mean?

[02:48:46] What's next on the list? Clean table.

[02:48:49] Do I clean it with this?

[02:48:50] I'm assuming I do, but it's not letting me do it yet.

[02:49:11] Okay. chat what are we to do about this guy?

[02:49:25] Like customers are complaining about him. Oh my goodness! You better get out of here bro what are you doing man you're interrupting something why are

[02:49:41] you interrupting me oh we bought the hey hey i'm about to

[02:49:45] put you through that wall buddy

[02:49:53] look I don't want to intrude on your business but I just thought it might clean the stain – I just thought that I might clean the stains on the table.

[02:49:57] No!

[02:49:58] How you gonna tell me no?

[02:50:05] Listen, I just need to look at them.

[02:50:09] Look at what?

[02:50:21] Okay, I'll leave you alone.

[02:50:23] He's looking at the stains on the table?

[02:50:25] What is happening?

[02:50:36] Yeah, chat, we're dead. GG.

[02:50:55] What is that? What are you doing, man?

[02:50:56] Stop playing! Listen, I know I'm not supposed to be in here but you're the one I've been looking for.

[02:51:08] What is this dude talking about, chat?

[02:51:14] Find the man who works at the station, that way you shall find salvation.

[02:51:21] So I saw it because I work at the station that okay bro.

[02:51:34] Look man, I don't want any trouble with you. You're already in trouble. Is that a threat sir?

[02:51:42] Have a litter for you some guy told me to give it to you

[02:51:45] That's all you need to know.

[02:51:47] I'm going to leave now.

[02:51:48] Please don't call the cops on me.

[02:51:59] Yes, I'll open it, I guess. Letter.

[02:52:09] Dear Mr M C,

[02:52:12] We hope this letter has found its way safely into your hands.

[02:52:16] Based on the fact that you are reading these words at this very moment, it is safe to say it has.

[02:52:26] GG chat

[02:52:28] Letter. You're a very special mr mc

[02:52:31] uc you have been selected selected for what

[02:52:36] another question i don't want to be selected i'm just at work right now

[02:52:46] here's the answer you're to do a job a very important

[02:52:50] job one in which you will

[02:52:52] succeed will decide

[02:52:54] the fates of those around you.

[02:52:56] What?

[02:52:58] The reading of this

[02:53:00] letter is the most important moment of your life. You must choose carefully what to do."

[02:53:05] What are they talking about?

[02:53:09] There's a man by the name of... I have no idea how to pronounce that.

[02:53:14] He must die tonight

[02:53:15] by your hands. Buddy, would you

[02:53:17] think I have Agent 47 or something?

[02:53:19] I work at a gas station, dude.

[02:53:30] Ban the guy that said Agent 7-Eleven?

[02:53:35] You know 7-Eleven. Yo,

[02:53:36] yo,

[02:53:38] you know,

[02:53:38] Queen Gore with the thousand bit free sense.

[02:53:41] Wait,

[02:53:41] wait,

[02:53:42] that's actually kind of true though.

[02:53:43] Not because I go to seven 11s because we're like, we're kind of true though. Not because I go to 7-Eleven

[02:53:45] but because we're like, we're kinda working at a 7-11. You know what I mean?

[02:53:52] Exactly how you execute this mission is up to you as long as you get it done, we are happy.

[02:53:59] A man shall await for your arrival near the convenience store named Reba 50.

[02:54:12] So we went from gas station employee to hired

[02:54:15] assassin?

[02:54:17] Is it robbed? oh if its Rob I'll gladly

[02:54:25] Just in case you need motivation, we know your girlfriend Amanda she is...

[02:54:32] No. They're blackmailing me.

[02:54:36] She dies if you fail.

[02:54:45] ...

[02:54:59] ... GG. They're actually going to make us go kill a guy.

[02:55:07] So, I guess we are leaving our life behind, huh Chad? Oh my god! contact They're manipulating me! so I'm not gonna lie. uh Why did they select us though, Jack?

[02:56:23] You know what I mean.

[02:56:24] Why would they select us though, Chad? You know what I mean? Why would they select guns?

[02:56:30] Okay.

[02:56:34] Okay, this is where the litter told me to park. There's a map here I should use it

[02:56:43] Okay easy! So the guy we're getting the gun from is gonna be at this gas station?

[02:56:56] Have you seen this symbol before? No, I haven't.

[02:57:03] Okay...

[02:57:09] Why am I questioning a lumberjack about what he's doing?

[02:57:21] Wait, that looked like trucker johnson didn't it jack why do they make me park so far away I tried to on his wall remember we're

[02:57:38] looking for reba 50.

[02:57:42] what is that somebody's house

[02:57:48] chat there's a sign that says reba 50 we're almost there This is ominous!

[02:58:07] Hey, how you doing? You got the stuff?

[02:58:13] His name is The Connect. He has the stuff!

[02:58:17] Are you the guy? I don't know what to say man.

[02:58:23] Calm down a little.

[02:58:24] I was told you have something for me.

[02:58:30] You have a lockpick and a gun!

[02:58:31] He's the plug but but he's nervous.

[02:58:32] Chat the plug nervous.

[02:58:36] Oh wow, he just gave it to him.

[02:58:40] The gun's empty.

[02:58:57] Oh my God. The gun's empty. What do I do? There's no ammo in it! AO plug! All right, man.

[02:59:09] Get out of my face.

[02:59:10] All right, bro.

[02:59:13] I'm going to listen to you talk.

[02:59:14] Go! Go! Go! All right, bro. Don't listen to you talk!

[02:59:16] Go!

[02:59:18] Golly!

[02:59:20] You over here talking about nothing!

[02:59:27] You should have grilled him. Yeah, but he gave me a sob story, you know what I mean?

[02:59:31] Y'all need some ammo! Y'all got any?! I see it give me some...

[02:59:42] I'm playing.

[02:59:42] I'm sorry.

[03:00:10] Hello, man! Hello ma'am. Do y'all sell ammo in here? Okay. You're a loser.

[03:00:18] Chat, we're looking for some ammo.

[03:00:20] Does this store look like it would sell some ammo?

[03:00:26] Hey!

[03:00:33] This is gonna sound, but have you seen this symbol? Nope.

[03:00:34] You didn't even look at it.

[03:00:37] And I don't have to if I don't want to.

[03:00:40] I am my own woman.

[03:00:41] My bad? Golly!

[03:00:47] What are you...what?!

[03:00:52] I didn't even do nothing! Oh, nah.

[03:01:05] Quit talking to her.

[03:01:06] Nah, I'm done.

[03:01:08] Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

[03:01:10] Leave, leave.

[03:01:11] Go.

[03:01:12] Have you seen this symbol?

[03:01:15] No just leave me alone.

[03:01:17] Golly!

[03:01:19] She called me a pig! pig i need some ammo dude Uh, chat.

[03:01:42] They faced me towards this store?

[03:01:43] You would assume there's ammo in here right

[03:01:53] should I ask the lady that works here?

[03:01:56] I ain't got no money.

[03:02:00] Nails, lockpick...

[03:02:04] Hey ma'am! Lockpick?

[03:02:08] Hey, ma'am!

[03:02:13] What is happening?

[03:02:20] Steel? But the thing is I need ammo. I can't leave. How do I get out of here? I don't know.

[03:02:21] I don't have any ammo.

[03:02:22] I need some stuff to go with it. how do I get out of here buy something I ain't got no money, chat.

[03:02:43] What's that, some Dr. Pepper or something?

[03:02:45] Some Dr. Thunder?

[03:02:51] Okay. Dr. Thunder? Yeah, chat, I am very confused.

[03:02:55] Use the lockpick?

[03:03:14] Okay. the lock pick? No, it doesn't work, Chad. It doesn't work no it doesn't work I don't understand What do I do? Oh.

[03:03:38] Oh, my bad.

[03:06:31] Hey, y'all got any ammo? I need to go kill somebody! No. No? so so so so so so.. Okay. Rrrr! so so so I just lost what little brain cells that I had left in my body from those two sentences

[03:06:40] from that horror game.

[03:06:42] I am scarred for life,

[03:06:44] and everyone in here is dumber

[03:06:46] for having witnessed it.

[03:06:52] No! That gave me a headache.

[03:06:59] What did this dude just type in my chat?

[03:07:08] K, so have you ever played Amnesia The Dark Descent I think you should play it. It's the horror game that made PewDiePie famous! Best game ever! We just had this discussion yesterday. Amnesia is overrated, okay? Overrated.. There's a new 616 game out.

[03:08:04] I'm about to cut the script!

[03:08:08] I know this, we played it for an hour!

[03:08:14] There's a prediction chat right now.

[03:08:51] Live man. life man uh Where do you think this music's coming from? My fingers?! My finger hurt so unbelievably bad, you would not understand.

[03:09:06] I bit my fingernail off and it got too short

[03:09:11] And the tip of my nail was cut off I bit my fingernail off and it got too short

[03:09:14] And the tip of my finger feels like somebody is

[03:09:17] Stabbing it with a needle 24 7.

[03:09:26] Like, like I'm actually hurting. You don't understand.

[03:09:29] I almost took today off because of that.

[03:09:31] But I powered through for y'all. You know? You know?

[03:09:37] You know what I mean?

[03:09:40] Like, this is something

[03:09:41] I'd have called in to work for, Jack.

[03:09:44] Can y'all see it? My happy place.

[03:10:30] What's good, dog? How you doing man? Huh?

[03:10:34] Today is the day you must pass away I'm afraid.

[03:10:37] I am hungry and have no food. You must pass away, I'm afraid. I am hungry and have no food.

[03:10:39] Uh you must pass away

[03:10:41] I'm gonna be eating dog tonight

[03:10:45] Nah I'm playing chat I would never

[03:10:47] Chat you know I would never Quit acting like I would do. You know, I would never chat. You know, I would never quit acting like

[03:10:49] I would do something like that.

[03:10:50] Y'all wouldn't do something like that.

[03:10:52] What do y'all think of me? Huh?

[03:10:55] Do you think that little of me to

[03:10:57] think that I would eat my dog for food? Okay, so chat.

[03:11:16] What do y'all want to do today?

[03:11:17] Do you all want to go get nether right or do I want to go to the wither or do y'all want to go get netherite? Or do y'all want to go to the wither or do y'all want

[03:11:23] to go look for the warden, or do you all want to do a village raid?

[03:11:27] What are we thinking?

[03:11:28] Was he in here?

[03:11:32] Should I carry this around?

[03:11:34] Take these out and leave these at the house.

[03:11:40] Wait, I don't know if we can do a village raid because I forgot how to get to the villages that let me do the raid action.

[03:11:55] Pull up here? Hold it.

[03:11:56] Chat, you want to hold it?

[03:12:26] You need full nether for whatever you're getting twerked on. And I like to fart when I'm twerking.

[03:12:33] Everybody vote right here, right now.

[03:12:38] Oh I forgot about Trials...yeah.

[03:12:41] Okay, I think Netherite- yeah, Netherite? Yeah.

[03:12:47] Yeah, Netherrite going crazy!

[03:12:55] Okay, netherrite... Well that's a dangerous adventure

[03:13:01] life man

[03:13:05] all right so what do we need chat we need beds correct first and foremost, we need to go get some food action. Not because i'm hungry or not because

[03:13:29] i want food but because we need food to survive

[03:13:32] you know what i mean that's the only reason like in real life

[03:13:36] for example why is my forest on fire where Where's Smokey? Oh, that's a zombie. What a loser!

[03:13:42] Like in real life Chad if I didn't have to eat to survive I would never eat.

[03:13:52] You know what I mean? I mean, there may be a wall of cap in the chat but that doesn't mean it's a cat.

[03:14:06] Jack can you eat squid in this game?

[03:14:16] No.

[03:14:18] Chat, what's y'all's favorite mob that's like

[03:14:20] friendly in the game or

[03:14:21] like animal? What's y'all's favorite animal over there mob that's like friendly in the game or like an animal.

[03:14:23] Like what y'all favorite animal is?

[03:14:34] A bee? Ocelots?

[03:14:39] Penguins? There's no penguins in this game!

[03:14:52] Wait, is there actually penguins in this game?

[03:14:58] There's not.

[03:15:03] Chad, is there like an animal I haven't seen?

[03:15:06] I feel like there probably is.

[03:15:09] Look at all these fish!

[03:15:11] I'm gonna eat them all!

[03:15:20] Oh my god! I gotta eat all of them, Chad.

[03:15:21] That's what's gonna happen, you know?

[03:15:23] Dude, the good thing about The Flameswords though

[03:15:24] Is that like

[03:15:25] The food comes pre-cooked

[03:15:26] like i gotta go to a water call to get to get this food

[03:15:34] all right chat we're about to go back to the nether so lock in.

[03:15:39] Yo can we ban the guy that said Enderman and gas? Are you kidding me? Alright, Chad. We're about to head into the nether once more... Hold on. Let's

[03:15:59] calculate what we need from the nether real quick. Looting two sword with

[03:16:03] wither, would the five get to appreciate you? Is that a tip?

[03:16:07] So chat, we currently have everybody pay attention

[03:16:12] we have one netherite scrap okay

[03:16:17] and we just need another right boots in the netherite boots and a netherrite sword.

[03:16:21] So how many pieces of netherite do we need from the nether right now? 7.

[03:16:33] Okay, we can do that easy.

[03:16:37] We just need seven.

[03:16:39] We're going to do the bed strap. I know it's a little bit dangerous but I'm pretty sure we mastered it

[03:16:44] So were gonna do the bed strat again

[03:16:47] Y'all think that's a good idea? Wait, so I can't remember.

[03:17:05] Fortune doesn't work on netherite does it?

[03:17:08] Look at all this free food floating around

[03:17:18] i'm gonna make these things go extinct All right.

[03:17:36] Now we get some sheeps, and we go, chat.

[03:17:45] I'm not

[03:17:45] going to lie. We're probably after

[03:17:47] netherite, chat. Y'all think a raid is

[03:17:49] going to be next? Because we only have two

[03:17:51] totems left since we used that one.

[03:17:55] Okay. use that one

[03:18:03] you know

[03:18:06] can you put can you put fortune on shears?

[03:18:20] No, dude how goaded would that be? You'd get like six wolves from every sheep.

[03:18:28] Queso Vegetarian with the five gifted accurate name. Appreciate you.

[03:18:36] Or no, I'm a pescatarian which means only eat food and vegetables.

[03:18:38] Or no, no, no...

[03:18:39] No, no, no, I only eat fish and vegetables.

[03:18:41] My bad.

[03:18:51] You know what I mean, Jack?

[03:18:53] Do y'all think I eat a lot?

[03:18:54] I really don't.

[03:18:55] All I've had to eat today

[03:18:56] was three chicken sandwiches

[03:18:58] and a large order

[03:18:58] of Tater Babies

[03:18:59] and a big bag of Takis.

[03:19:01] That's it.

[03:19:02] That's not a lot.

[03:19:14] Why'd you say OMG like that? That's nothing.

[03:19:21] That's maybe 1500 calories. Maybe, and that's a stretch.

[03:19:30] Chat, y'all know that ain't nothing.

[03:19:32] Why are you all fronting right now?

[03:19:35] Come on man.

[03:19:37] Queso vegetarian with another 5 get the...

[03:19:46] That's over 5,000 calories. Okay how much, how many calories is in a bag of Takis? Look it up. 2,500 okay that's maybe half of my daily caloric intake to maintain weight. So the rest was maybe 2,000 calories so I'm sitting

[03:20:10] at about 4,000 which when you have this much muscle fiber on your body,

[03:20:15] you have to have more.

[03:20:18] Like the only way I can stay this ripped and swole year round

[03:20:21] is to eat a bunch of calories.

[03:20:39] Yeah? us to eat a bunch of calories. So yeah, I don't know what you know. Y'all tripping bro, I'm not gonna lie. Okay, how many beds can 25 wool make me chat?

[03:20:43] Do the math real quick.

[03:20:44] Twenty-five wool, how many beds is that going to get me?

[03:20:52] Eight.

[03:20:53] Okay, how many beds do you think

[03:20:54] we're going to need

[03:20:55] to find seven netherite probably 16 so about double Somebody said 34. Bro, what?

[03:21:15] Bro, can y'all eat the grass so y'all can regenerate?

[03:21:18] Like hurry up man.

[03:21:21] Y'all lucky I'm giving you all this grass to eat.

[03:21:25] Because I'm an outdoorsman.

[03:21:26] I love nature.

[03:21:29] There we go. outdoorsman i love nature

[03:21:32] there we go

[03:21:37] chat you notice how all these sheep just kind of like stay here he's just regenerated instantly what a w man's

[03:21:45] okay 33 we'll get a few more.

[03:21:56] What's that Enderman doing up here?

[03:21:56] Can you stop?

[03:21:59] Should I kill him, chat?

[03:22:00] Should I take his life?

[03:22:01] Look at him.

[03:22:03] Like he could hang around my house without me getting mad or something.

[03:22:08] I know what y'all did to me. I remember what y'all did to me.

[03:22:17] One thing I've noticed

[03:22:18] about Minecraft when I've been playing it,

[03:22:21] for some reason, some people in the chat get sad when I've been playing it. For some reason, some people in the chat get sad

[03:22:24] when I kill an Enderman. Like why are you getting sad for that thing?

[03:22:29] They're evil! Because they're cute?

[03:22:39] You think Endermen are cute?

[03:22:51] Yeah. You think Endermen are cute? Bro, hurry up and eat something so you can regenerate man. Come on I need some beds dude

[03:22:57] Come on man eat something there you go

[03:23:08] Chat isn't that one of the OG sounds that never left Minecraft? Wasn't this sound in the game when it first dropped?

[03:23:13] I feel like that sound was always there. What are you saying L-racism for? because you're not doing the black sheep

[03:23:44] dude you can't combine the two different ones to make a bed! There's only one of them there.

[03:23:55] How is that do-dollart yo' chat? Come, man. What is wrong with y'all dude? That makes no sense. You can't combine the two to make a bed? It doesn't work.

[03:24:13] I'm about to ban everybody.

[03:24:14] What's wrong with y'all, man?

[03:24:20] Pro. It doesn't matter, I'm just getting the ones that there's more of around here!

[03:24:24] If it was all blue, black, whatever color sheep

[03:24:28] around here and it was the abundant ones.

[03:24:30] I would be getting those.

[03:24:31] It doesn't matter.

[03:24:32] I just need the ones

[03:24:33] that can combine with each other.

[03:24:38] Canceled.

[03:24:39] So you're canceling because cancelling me because i am shearing

[03:24:43] white sheep to make beds is this the world we live in in Jack, come on bro. I mean let's be real. Let's be real. Y'all ain't saying nothing about Jeb, I haven't shared Jeb a single time

[03:25:21] so why y'all say nothing about Jem? Huh?

[03:25:27] Oh, what I'm just dookie. Did you hear that?

[03:25:30] Somebody's went boogie.

[03:25:38] What the fuck? I might as well go.

[03:25:43] How much will do I need for 16 beds? Do the math for me real quick.

[03:25:49] 48?

[03:25:51] Oh, we have enough for 16 beds!

[03:25:52] We're good!

[03:25:55] Let's share them again right here.

[03:26:00] Look, they all replenished. Let's go!

[03:26:03] I wonder why these sheeps hang out here?

[03:26:05] Because they know that i'm a friendly guy

[03:26:07] they know i'm not going to eat them

[03:26:13] alright we got that lets go grab some wood real quick too. Pause.

[03:26:20] It knocked down one tree. We just need literally one trees worth I think.

[03:26:32] Chad how long do you think it'll take me to beat uh the rl craft hardcore one or is that even possible on hardcore for me For me.

[03:26:42] I feel like I need more wood.

[03:26:49] You can't? What do you mean I can't? Okay, so besides food and hunger what else can kill

[03:26:53] you more? Lions? Wait, there's lions in there?

[03:27:02] What?!

[03:27:03] Okay.

[03:27:04] I'm going to go ahead and do this. in there? What? Okay. Alright, chat.

[03:27:26] You know whenever we do aureo crafts

[03:27:27] We put the hero grind mod in there too

[03:27:29] And so I put shaders on as well.

[03:27:31] See, I would totally play with no shaders or shaders.

[03:27:39] We're going to make a lot of beds right now.

[03:27:47] Oh my god! we gotta make a lot of beds, chat.

[03:28:13] Okay? Okay. We're good to go, baby!

[03:28:15] Chat vote on that poll, vote on that poll.

[03:28:23] Shaders or no shaders?

[03:28:33] I'll put these in here.

[03:28:38] I'll leave that one there.

[03:28:42] Alright, we're good.

[03:28:47] Fill the gold mask right here as well

[03:28:57] know the shield all right chat we're heading out

[03:29:02] should i repair my pickaxe real quick chat which which shaders are the best i don't want no like i don't wanna like

[03:29:05] overbearing you know like crazy shaders

[03:29:19] Wait is this gonna

[03:29:28] brand new pickaxe.

[03:29:33] BBL? They have BBL shaders?!

[03:29:39] Alright, we're heading in.

[03:29:40] Please don't kill me.

[03:29:41] Oh, I need gold boots!

[03:29:48] All right, Chad.

[03:29:49] Here we go. Here we go.

[03:29:55] What is that actually? Is it actually called DDL Shaders?

[03:29:59] No shot!

[03:30:01] Alright, time to get...

[03:30:09] 8-7etherite.

[03:30:15] BSL shaders...

[03:30:18] Okay whenever I do the shade- okay yeah.

[03:30:20] Thank you for that link.

[03:30:22] Okay, I got it copied shaders on on it was like

[03:30:45] borderline impossible for me to figure out. Yo, we call it with a five. Appreciate you.

[03:31:00] Do you have a hardcore world.

[03:31:15] Yeah, we in it right now.

[03:31:23] You ain't gonna catch me dead playing Minecraft on survival. Hardcore is where it's at ain't that right no leave me be rather than baking tonight baby!

[03:31:43] COOKIE!!!

[03:31:46] COOKIE!

[03:31:50] He didn't even drop any.

[03:32:03] We are heading to the area that we get all of our netherite from. Let's hope to not die, because that would not be good obviously, because that would not be good obviously

[03:32:09] because that means this entire hardcore world was for nothing Should I push him off?

[03:32:23] I'm playing, I'm actually gonna push him off.

[03:32:29] My bad bro, my fault man, I'm playing, I'm actually gonna push him off. My bad bro my fault man

[03:32:31] Nah nah I'm kidding

[03:32:35] I thought he was about to roll up on me and kill me for a minute

[03:32:37] My fault

[03:32:44] Wait do i remember how to get to where we were doing... Netherite?

[03:32:48] No!

[03:32:52] I heard one.

[03:33:00] Stop, Stop this!

[03:33:06] Toby!

[03:33:25] Toby? I hate Jack. No, no, I don't hate that.

[03:33:26] I hate gas chat.

[03:33:29] Y'all know what I mean?

[03:33:32] Matter of fact, matter of fact I'd be willing to say Ghasts are my potential least favorite

[03:33:42] mob in the entire game.

[03:33:47] Potential least favorite. Chat, y'all know I didn't mean that!

[03:33:51] Y'all know I was trying to say gassed! You don't want me trying to say a chance. Shut up!

[03:34:02] There's another one!

[03:34:09] Blah, blah, blah... There's another one! Bro hasn't seen phantoms? I have seen phantoms.

[03:34:12] And I'm not talking about Danny.

[03:34:29] Pfft, pft, pfttt... Ha ha! My bad. All right, chat, lock in here we go.

[03:34:35] Let's hope for some good luck here.

[03:34:43] Let's hope for some good luck, dude.

[03:34:46] Do y'all think we're going to find what we need, be honest.

[03:34:53] Hold on... actually?

[03:34:58] I wanna grab some of this. Dude, I thought I was done, chat.

[03:35:16] All right, here we go.

[03:35:24] Let's hope for some good luck here.

[03:35:27] Ooh, we shouldn't do it over here. so Can y'all see anything?

[03:35:57] Okay, nothing here.

[03:36:01] ... All right, nothing here chat.

[03:36:09] We're good.

[03:36:10] We keep moving.

[03:36:19] We move.

[03:36:50] We're gonna die doing this, huh? I'll see them Chad, I'll see them! Shrimp mining is better?

[03:36:56] Cap! I tried, Bo.

[03:37:06] Y'all really think it is no there's no way

[03:37:22] we're right next to the other one. Should we go to the left a little bit, you think?

[03:37:26] Go back?

[03:37:28] I passed somewhere! Go back? By path somewhere?

[03:37:41] Oh, so we're trolling again also we're

[03:37:46] trolling again chat

[03:37:48] so again chat to your right Jack there's nothing here what are you saying?

[03:38:06] Are y'all actually not trolling? You're trolling. No, no, you're trolling. No, no you're trolling!

[03:38:25] No, you're-you're

[03:38:27] trolling right now!

[03:38:31] I am looking up. There's nothing here! chat that's corpse in there

[03:38:48] that's corpse!

[03:39:03] What is wrong with you? Check clips? There ain't no reason to check clips, because I know there ain't none there.

[03:39:32] Or I wouldn't see it! How about y'all lock in? How about that?

[03:40:12] Chat, y'all are literally like tripping beyond belief Oh lord have mercy. We're in a serious moment right now, y'all are trolling!

[03:40:23] Queso's back! Okay, so's butt shavings with the five gifted. Appreciate you.

[03:40:29] Okay, there's a little bit too much lava in this area for me.

[03:40:31] I don't like this.

[03:40:34] Chat, why is there so much lava?

[03:40:39] Swap and pick axes.

[03:40:41] This one's almost too big.

[03:41:06] Okay, let's use one here. Nothing here, nothing here!

[03:41:21] Nothing here. You're doing this the right way, Jack. This is the correct way.

[03:41:24] This is how it should be done.

[03:41:28] Bro you missed one? On everything I

[03:41:32] love in my entire life,

[03:41:34] I did not miss one.

[03:41:41] If I missed one,

[03:41:43] I'd get naked.

[03:41:44] That's how confident I am that I did not miss one. Chad, I'm gonna keep an absolute snack with you right now.

[03:42:08] We might be getting the worst luck I have ever seen! This is bad! What happened to my...

[03:42:29] My enhanced seed, Minecraft?

[03:42:34] I thought y'all was gonna keep the enhanced seed on.

[03:42:50] Okay. had seen on Please be some here. What?

[03:42:53] There is?

[03:42:56] Okay!

[03:42:57] Chat, the voices just told me there's gonna be some right here.

[03:43:08] It appears they were wrong.

[03:43:16] It appears the voices have betrayed me yet again.

[03:43:25] Why?

[03:43:30] Why must you?

[03:43:36] Huh?

[03:43:40] Oh, you meant on the one after this one. Okay!

[03:44:28] So they meant this one. Alright let's see if they're telling the truth so The voice is betraying! What you want now?

[03:44:32] Oh, you meant this one?

[03:45:10] Okay. Chat they meant this one um um Come on, baby!

[03:45:23] Jack, maybe they were right the whole time you didn't write the whole time chat oh my goodness it's more than one is it three oh my god yes

[03:45:30] oh that's all thank you so much oh my goodness it's

[03:45:35] three dude what's the max they can spawn in isn't

[03:45:38] it three that's the max they can spawn in? Isn't it three? That's

[03:45:40] the match, right?

[03:45:46] Bro, we just got so lucky.

[03:45:48] Oh my goodness, I'm so happy

[03:45:51] How many more do we need now chat?

[03:45:53] We need four more all we need is four more right?

[03:46:02] Oh Let's go, man.

[03:46:16] Alright chat that gives us the confidence we need.

[03:46:20] We move.

[03:46:23] All we need is four more,

[03:46:27] and were done with Netherite for...having to find Netherite pretty much forever

[03:46:31] because we have an ending um this is a problem though

[03:46:34] i'm not gonna lie let's go around maybe a little bit

[03:46:45] okay let's go through here. Don't try to kill me for it! Jack.

[03:47:13] Bomo. Jack. Jack FOMO

[03:47:24] Why must you? Are you fisting me? This is a sick joke?

[03:47:56] What's that noise?

[03:48:08] It appears that we have reached a not good spot here.

[03:48:14] Also, it's hero line huh?

[03:48:25] Can you relax with the screaming? You know what, just drop one right here. Bro, that could've went so bad.

[03:49:00] Wait, wait, wait.

[03:49:01] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That could've went so bad. Wait wait wait no no no no no

[03:49:03] That could have gone so bad

[03:49:05] No I can't do that again

[03:49:07] Chat, that coulda been the whole game right there

[03:49:09] Like that coulda been it

[03:49:16] Remind me to never get ahead of myself again.

[03:49:19] Okay? See, imagine that was lava and not just fire.

[03:49:22] We'd have been done

[03:49:32] all right we're dropping another one.

[03:49:59] Y'all see anything? Nothing here. More lava though. Dude, that constant screaming is creepy.

[03:50:11] Let's see if there's anything below the lava real quick to be honest you're taking a gamble every time you do that yeah but like this is the quickest way right Chad?

[03:50:22] This the right way or just the quickest way.

[03:50:34] TNT is faster? Wait, does TNT explode

[03:50:36] more? this TNT explode more wait chat what's the team and they don't talk y'all are talking about.

[03:50:55] Can we stop with the gravel and noises? Hello?

[03:51:16] Okay, so Ms. Netherite with the five appreciate you wait so what tnc Wait, so with TNT we could line like a whole bunch of it up through a giant tunnel? Light it and it would do a chain explosion?

[03:51:30] Life. Okay, so another question I have.

[03:51:35] How much gunpowder does it take to make one TNT block? It takes more?

[03:51:44] Oh my goodness.

[03:51:49] I need a looting sword huh

[03:52:00] come on we just see four more man. That's it! Just four more!

[03:52:10] FOMO Jack!

[03:52:24] Hiya. Life!

[03:52:31] Life.

[03:52:36] Ooh, that's not what I wanted to see. It's not too bad.

[03:52:44] Oh! Be looking.

[03:52:57] Keep your eyes peeled.

[03:53:07] Keep them peeled!

[03:53:11] Why do I hear a ghast in my earmode?

[03:53:22] I'm not sure what, chat. We might be lost in here too by the way. so Please, watch! there's gonna be someone here watch there's gonna be some right here watch Come on, man.

[03:54:20] We just need four more Should I listen to the voices again? Come on, man.

[03:54:58] Stop playing! i can't get rid of the lava chat wait do i see some right there wait do i see something right there? Wait, do I see something? No.

[03:55:39] I don't know how to get rid of this log! I won't go!

[03:55:51] ... We're fine. Chat, we're fine. Relax.

[03:56:03] Everything's okay, chat. Calm down.

[03:56:07] Everything is not okay! We're dead, we're gonna die. Who just said place water?

[03:56:27] Oh, what?

[03:56:28] Place water?

[03:56:31] Stop it with the lava!

[03:56:33] . so up Wait a minute.

[03:57:10] We have enough for boots now right

[03:57:20] because we have we have one at the house.

[03:57:28] So even if we don't get it right here,

[03:57:30] we've got to worry about the sword till later.

[03:57:31] You know what i mean

[03:57:41] your gear is cooked, it's good.

[03:57:45] I have what we call mending.

[03:57:50] Ain't that right, Chad?

[03:57:51] We spent the last two episodes getting mending.

[03:57:55] What? What?

[03:57:58] What?

[03:58:01] Yeah!

[03:58:04] Yeah!

[03:58:09] Are you 100% sure?

[03:58:15] Chat, the voices just told me next one's gonna have it now you're 100% sure.

[03:58:30] Let's see if I trust y'all. Okay. So the voices have lied to me yet again.

[03:58:50] By the way, Chad is that a bastion? What does that mean?

[03:58:55] What is that?

[03:59:04] Okay, let's go do boots. Chat here's the play!

[03:59:06] We go make a netherite

[03:59:08] boot so we get enchants on I got some bad news though.

[03:59:25] I'm not 100% sure on how we're getting out of here,

[03:59:28] so let's hope we're not lost in here forever, Chad.

[03:59:31] All right. So, let's hope we're not lost in here forever Chad.

[03:59:37] Let's hope we can actually get out of here. We're so good.

[03:59:47] I don't remember... We go left or right here?

[04:00:07] Oh man, I don't remember. I think he's left.

[04:00:19] Okay?

[04:00:22] Okay?

[04:00:46] Wait. Okay. okay wait We came this way, I think we came from this direction and then we came from this direction, and then we came from this direction

[04:00:50] We took so many look at what we've done to this place Jack Look at this!

[04:01:01] I think...

[04:01:04] Oh my goodness, we made it out.

[04:01:09] Let's go dude!

[04:01:10] That's what I was thinking about.

[04:01:11] Wait let me repair my armor real quick.

[04:01:23] It's repairing, right?

[04:01:29] This is repairing my armor and elytra and correct. Oh, it is I can see oh Do I have to have the elytra on for this?

[04:01:45] Okay, we'll do that. We'll worry about the Elijah later. Chat, we finally have full netherite armor. I was here man.

[04:02:06] Put it in your offhand? I'll farm for the Elytra at the surface, because I don't really trust not having the totem after what happened the other day.

[04:02:18] Because what happened the other day was obviously not good.

[04:02:27] Wait, Chad, is there anything else in that bastion that I should go for now

[04:02:29] that I have this? This totem?

[04:02:33] Shut this totem? Shut up!

[04:02:43] Hmm hmm

[04:02:50] wait they have netherite in the back

[04:02:58] is that worth the risk?

[04:03:05] At the bottom there's a treasure room?

[04:03:11] Chat.

[04:03:16] Okay, how much netherite are we talking?

[04:03:37] I'm not sure what to do with this. I don't know man, I just don't know if I can go back over here. Do y'all remember how intense it was

[04:03:39] building this bridge, by the way?

[04:03:40] Y'all remember that chat?

[04:03:41] This is one of the most intense moments

[04:03:43] in the entire run right there

[04:03:45] is building this bridge

[04:03:46] because we were like on the edge of death

[04:03:52] where would this room This is stupid! We should not...

[04:04:26] Okay, the good news is I have a trail that's 100% safe to right here. So chat you're telling me the treasure room would be under this area right here?

[04:04:34] Remember I went down here chat, y'all remember this?

[04:04:43] This is where we got that thing for the netherite from.

[04:04:47] We went down here and did all of this ourselves.

[04:04:55] I forgot where we went, where did we go? We jumped out somewhere.

[04:04:58] Chat, where did we jump out at?

[04:05:03] Right here.

[04:05:09] Yep, remember? Remember?

[04:05:31] Bro, is this worth? Brutes will two-shot you?!

[04:05:36] No shot.

[04:05:51] No way! I feel like we shouldn't be here. This is stupid.

[04:05:54] Where did we go to find that uh thing where did we go chat I don't remember where we went.

[04:06:14] Yeah, we should leave. This is stupid.

[04:06:15] This is actually stupid.

[04:06:19] This right here is dumb.

[04:06:31] You know what i mean this is dumb right here so it's not even so chad it's not even that much then, right?

[04:06:42] It just like two or three. That's not even worth at all.

[04:06:56] You know? It's more than six. Chet, I'm not running a poll on it.

[04:07:16] I'm not running a poll on my life!

[04:07:20] What do you mean?

[04:07:24] You knew

[04:07:25] this!

[04:07:29] Plus, I don't even know where it is in there.

[04:07:31] Y'all are saying bottom middle but like...

[04:07:36] Maybe I make some beds and go in there or something?

[04:07:47] So you're telling me it would be precisely right up in there that's the treasure room in there It's only two or three scraps.

[04:08:12] Okay, what's in there besides netherite then? Tell me that.

[04:08:15] Because honestly we pretty much almost have all the netherite we need anyway

[04:08:22] band of guys that said food.

[04:08:46] I mean, what kind of food we talking? do that's really hit you oh my goodness it would have been gone chat

[04:08:55] bruh are we really missing much with this sword?

[04:08:58] I mean fire aspect too.

[04:09:00] That's just goofy.

[04:09:03] Like that's mid.

[04:09:12] There's Taco Bell Steakhouse burritos in there.

[04:09:14] If that was true, I would

[04:09:16] strip all my clothes off butt naked and run there with my bare hands.

[04:09:25] I'd be like Scion in League of Legends when his passive activates. After he dies,

[04:09:29] he just runs around with his bare hands and rage and just hits people

[04:09:33] and does a crazy amount of damage. That's what I would look like in there. I just wouldn't care about nothing.

[04:09:47] Life.

[04:09:55] Life. life finally the day has come where we have full netherite armor dude

[04:10:07] uh oh

[04:10:13] uh-oh we gotta go Let's go man chat, let's go dude! Okay.

[04:10:48] How much gold does it cost?

[04:10:52] Well, I do have enough!

[04:10:55] Yes!

[04:11:03] Let's go man. I almost hit him there. I will see you in a minute.

[04:11:08] No!

[04:11:13] I forgot how to craft them

[04:11:20] I forgot

[04:11:30] oh yeah, I need the what's it called? This is what I need right here.

[04:11:34] Smithing.

[04:11:35] Remember we can't use this last one until we duplicate it.

[04:11:37] Remember that.

[04:11:41] We gotta leave that one in there. wow Wait, no.

[04:12:06] Should I repair the boots first?

[04:12:07] Or should I put some... I need some... Should I put... Should I repair the boots first? Or should I put some...I need some

[04:12:09] Should I put, should I repair them first?

[04:12:17] Yeah 100%. But the good news is, chat, we're gonna have-

[04:12:20] Wait! We don't even have to because we have mending.

[04:12:26] ...

[04:12:44] ... repair him a little bit i'll do two diamonds to repair. There we go.

[04:12:47] Finally.

[04:12:56] Chat, finally bro make a new parent and chant bro these have protection three That's bad? You're telling me that's

[04:13:11] bad?! You're telling me that's bad? so Are y'all trolling? wait so if you enchant a pair of diamond boots, it carries over to the netherite. Okay, we'll just look at what they have then.

[04:14:13] There's no way y'all are telling me that's bad though.

[04:14:15] That's crazy.

[04:14:28] Okay. way y'all are telling me that's bad though. That's crazy. What? Wait, what? Oh I need three lapis! Why'd I only grab one?!

[04:14:32] Bro, what is wrong with me dude? I'm tweaking.

[04:14:36] ... do i'm tweaking

[04:14:45] so yo chat like mini's like the best thing in the game when you have netherite. Take it.

[04:15:01] Y'all are saying this is Take it?

[04:15:11] Wait, what?

[04:15:11] Y'all are saying this is good?

[04:15:14] Do a book.

[04:15:15] Let's see what a book has to offer here.

[04:15:18] Wow, that's bad.

[04:15:28] Okay. Wow, that's bad. It makes you faster in water?

[04:15:30] Is that even like take the gamble on it

[04:15:38] at the end of day if it's bad we could just grind it off and make a new pair so yeah why not

[04:15:49] is that bad or good?

[04:15:58] Combine them. Wait, so if I combine these boots with these boots

[04:16:00] I get protection three

[04:16:02] fire protection four and depth strider

[04:16:05] three

[04:16:12] lore Lower?

[04:16:19] No.

[04:16:21] So, Chad, you want to grind this off here?

[04:16:23] Type 1 if we grind those off.

[04:16:27] Fire Protection 4 and Death Strider 3

[04:16:31] That's that, yeah that just sounds mid Like if were gonna make some netherite boots we need them to be good

[04:16:34] And at the end of the day

[04:16:35] If we don't get nothing good

[04:16:36] We'll just use a protection three once.

[04:16:47] All right I'll see him grind it.

[04:16:52] Now if there's nothing good on this one...

[04:16:55] We're going with the Protection III. Get that gunpowder! protection 3 We're grounded, Eric!

[04:17:17] You can't combine them bro y'all just said you can Are you serious?

[04:17:44] Cup of noodle with the five gifted.

[04:18:00] OH MY GOD! Oh my goodness! Bro!

[04:18:05] Wooo!

[04:18:09] Yo! Bro!

[04:18:12] Bro! No shot,

[04:18:16] dude.

[04:18:20] Chat let's go man!

[04:18:25] I was here bro.

[04:18:28] Chat, I was here.

[04:18:31] The best part about it? in chat is absolutely insane but

[04:18:35] the best part about it is Chad is that we're literally gonna have that on

[04:18:42] netherite boots bro

[04:18:47] oh my goodness let's go chat i was here bro

[04:18:55] i was here, bro. I was here dude.

[04:19:00] There it is.

[04:19:04] Yeah there it is.

[04:19:07] Mending?

[04:19:08] I can put mending on it afterwards, can't I? Yeah.

[04:19:21] Bro. bro

[04:19:32] let's go man

[04:19:40] bro Bro! And mending.

[04:19:44] Oh my goodness.

[04:19:49] Chad?

[04:19:54] This was a much needed episode, how fast am I in the air?

[04:20:11] OH MY GOODNESS! I'M ZU- oh my goodness I'm so Oh I was here yo Yo, G Money with another five.

[04:20:11] Chat.

[04:20:15] Full netherite for you boy.

[04:20:17] We'll put a what's it called on tomorrow too.

[04:20:19] Now chat. Next episode boy we'll put a what's it called on tomorrow to now chat next episode we can

[04:20:22] officially start playing the game WF basalt w3 Jack that's what I'm talking about.

[04:20:32] Now tomorrow we are

[04:20:33] 100% either doing a raid,

[04:20:35] trials the wither

[04:20:37] or

[04:20:38] whatever now that we have full this

[04:20:44] we might just reach at a store tomorrow

[04:20:46] to which the channel diamond store

[04:20:47] tomorrow too honestly and get rid of

[04:20:49] chat

[04:20:50] let's go man I was here bro

[04:20:52] Chad W stream bro for real that's what I'm talking about man

[04:20:57] full armored out we're doing great stream chaperone appreciate y'all for We're good. Great stream chat forever.

[04:21:02] I love y'all, man.

[04:21:03] Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.

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[04:21:09] And of course, I pre-star to go after this hangout.

[04:21:10] Hey, we'll have a good rest of y'all's night.

[04:21:12] Have a good day tomorrow.

[04:21:12] See you tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.

[04:21:13] I love y'all, man.

[04:21:13] All right?

[04:21:14] Peace out, y'all.