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Yo!
Y'all hear a noise coming from the Yo!
Y'all hear a noise outside. Yo, what's good chat?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good chat?
What's good chat?
What's good ladies and gentlemen, we back man!
Chat how is everybody going on a scale of 1 to 10?
Let me hear it. Yo Lake, Kyle, Brittany
appreciate it. Gray hoodie, y'all.
Good luck.
Chat, how's everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10?
Let me hear it, bro.
Yo, Western, appreciate it'all western appreciate it penguin
appreciate it check out miss me what this dude just
say
tian i had a job interview today.
There you go!
Yo, K. Livvy Oster, appreciate
you.
What y'all been doing, man?
Chat, what y'all been doing today yo chica uh braden cosmo lamonti chaos austin
uh chat w suburbs Joy, appreciate it.
Flick, Soul, Honey Bee, Zilla, appreciate it.
W Subbers, man, appreciate y'all, bro.
Wait, what? Wait, what? What? wait what I've been burning in the flames of summer chat is this the hottest
summer ever dude I mean obviously no it's not.
But bro, it's hot man!
Chad, it's HOT dude!
Like BAD hot! You know what I mean? Bad hot.
You know what I mean?
Wait, chat,
what's the hottest summer in history?
Somebody do some research for me real quick.
Chat, somebody look up the hottest summer in history.
I'm going to guess it's like 1913. the summer of death or something that's
probably going to be the name of it 2017 no way it was that recently.
June to August of 2023
was the hottest ever?
No.
It just happened.
Why is it so hot, man?
Chad, listen.
What would y'all rather have? Would you rather permanent summer or permanent winter?
Permanent Summer or Permanent summer or permanent winter? Global warming. Yeah, but that like
recessed doesn't it?
Does it like global warming like reset every now and then or something
yo jar far with the five.
No?
Then how do you explain the Ice Age?
What you mean?
Scotty with what?
Scotty Fox 53? Scottie with what? Scottie Fox, 53 pregame gifted.
Yo, give me some Ws for Scottie Fox
with the 53 pregame gifted.
Appreciate you, Scotty Fox.
Yo, Nathan, appreciate
you for the five as well. Appreciate you, Scotty.
Yo, somebody said Bro has an IQ
of one. Where am I wrong?
The next Ice Age will be in 50,000 years?
Okay! So yeah!
So doesn't the earth freeze?
Reheat?
Freeze again?
Is that not how it works?
Yeah. It'll freeze Reheat
Refreeze
Yo ghosty with the five
No with the five.
No? Okay! Yo, somebody said
we're just a chip council
Okay then what does it do?
So we've had an ice age before.
And now obviously it's not as cold
as it was during the Ice Age.
Somebody in chat just said there is going to be another ice age in 50 years which we
just gonna recool so they're gonna tell me it's not gonna keep doing that process until the sun
engulfs the earth earth. We've had two Ice Ages? So yeah, don't you think we're due for a third Ice Age? You just play Minecraft?
I'm more than a Minecraft player.
I'm a knower.
I know things.
Yo,
Emily LJ with the five appreciate
you.
You know what's crazy? Nobody in
here is saying anything
that's,
you know what I mean?
Like y'all haven't said anything that's like okay why are we not gonna have another ice age explain why we're not
going to have a third Ice Age why why Why? Why?
Because it's too warm?
... dude i'm not seeing anything Anything! Yo somebody said because you put off too much body heat.
Bro that's not how it works man. You know that the core of Earth is molten lava?
You know that right? Y'all act like the Earth's core is just a bunch of dirt action.
Buddy, it's hot down there!
So
me
being on the Earth does not affect any ice age from happening again. Yeah, y'all
chat. Y'all literally don't know anything.
Y'all don't know anything. I am not seeing
anything. I'm really looking through chat for one message that can literally, like, give me some insight and I don't see anything.
Wait, I just saw a long message.
Hang on because the sun is not
the only factor affecting global
temperature on earth further
given our greenhouse gas
emissions to date and those expected
to come, the evidence points to the next ice age
being averted altogether. That doesn't make sense. You know what?
Y'all are tweaking tonight.
Will there be another ice age because if there is i'm surviving Okay, Google says no but I think they're wrong too
yeah okay NASA website says no but what do they
know that they're only looking at space
i'm talking about the earth don't go
nasa why y'all commenting on Earth, dude?
Look.
Look.
Look at this. Look at this
will we enter a new ice age? no, okay
NASA
what you mean?
NASA! NASA.
Bro has two IQs?
I just don't think y'all can understand what I'm talking about here.
What
does nerds say?
NASA is
about space and Earth
isn't space. What does
NASA stand for?
What does N-A-S-A
stand for then?
NASA N-A-S-A stand for then? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. National Aerospace Association.
Yo, Zoe with the five. Like dude, I get that uh...
Man shut up bro.
At the end of day can you accept that
I'm right and your wrong? Is it that hard?
Is it that hard?
I know y'all talking about global warming.
Yeah, I get that.
But what I'm talking about in a whole lot of time from now, you don't think the
earth's going to freeze over again? If it didn't before why won't it do it again though like why would it not freeze again what the rock that killed the...
Okay, first off you're invalid because
You said the rock that killed the...
Okay let me read it though
The rock that killed the dinosaur
Was the reason why we had an ice age? It knocked up a lot of dust in the sky blocking the sunlight?
Yeah. Yeah, okay.
He's right? I'm not saying he's wrong.
Okay, what's stopping that from happening again?
What's stopping that from happening again? What's stopping another asteroid
from hitting Earth again, slinging a bunch of dust
into the air and then we
freeze again.
Nothing? Exactly! The moon is defending us?
What did you just say
the moon is defending us buddy what's the moon gonna do yo get kneeled Yo, get Neil DeGrasse Tyson in a call
Yo, Neil
Come on man
Yo, let me get Neil DeGrasse Tyson in the call dude.
He'd explain it for us.
Search it up? I know that.
I know that
y'all are just trolling, dude.
... Bro, y'all are just trolling, dude. Hey, Chad, I'll tell you this.
And you can mark my words right here, right now.
Hey, mark my words
right here, right now. Whether we're all dead or not, by at one point before the universe comes to an end, the earth will freeze again. Whether it's in 50,000 years or
50 billion years. It will freeze one more time.
Actually no it can't be in 50 billion years because eventually the sun's gonna suck up
the earth so it'd make it impossible to freeze but you know what? A piece of Earth would
have been to eventually freeze again because what's going to happen is when the earth
when the sun consumes the earth, eventually the sun itself is gonna die out and become a floating
star that's gonna freeze over cause it has no more heat left.
Due to absorbing the Earth, the Earth is permanently apart of the Sun and whenever
the Sun eventually goes out its gonna freeze over whenever it goes out but Earth is gonna be in there
so technically Earth will be frozen again
enough said Enough said.
Enough said. There's a reason that I got called to Harvard and y'all didn't.
And you can say, Kat, I literally have an email from Harvard.
I actually do know why
I have a email from Harvard to go there. I percent do I literally do yo queso what the five gifted you know You know?
Show it.
You want me to show it?
All right. Show it? You want me to show it?
Alright. Okay! Okay, I'll show it!
Okay, I'll show it!
Y'all will literally show it hold on let me find it
i'll show it, bro. Hold on!
I'm actually about to show you that I have an email from Harvard.
Never mind, it's in my other email I don't have it in this email, so my other one.
But on everything I love,
I do and I will show it if I get a hold of it.
Listen, listen,
it's funny y'all can all say cap right now, but when I actually pull up the email, y'all are going to be ashamed when you see it because I'm dead serious. You know?
Dude, you could ask my mom.
Case, I believe you.
Type one if you believe me.
Wait. Case breaking news. NASA just confirmed that the body heat from gigantic streamer
KSO will cause the earth to overheat.
There it is! Look at that pin, look at the pin shaft.
My mom has no reason to lie.
Look at the pin chat. He did get an email from Harvard inviting him to come to Harvard.
... I literally did.
Dude,
I'm a scientist!
What are y'all...
What are y'all... I'm a scientist? I'm a scientist what are y'all what are y'all i'm a scientist i'm a bodybuilder
i'm a track and field runner who's faster than joe bartolozzi
i'm i'm youphasis on the scientist.
Invitation to the Harvard cafeteria.
Bro, what?
Yo, Chad, you think Harvard's got some good food in the cafeteria?
Bro, they probably got some... Bro, they probably got some crazy food in there.
How much
does a scholarship to Harvard cost?
Crazy part is, they're going to give you
a full-ride scholarship.
I was going to be
one of the pioneers on the front line of scientific discovery.
Literally, you know what I mean
nobody everybody everywhere
well why don not believe me?
Hey just like y'all don't believe I'm ripped when I take the hoodie off on stream that day
Y'all gonna be like oh man we doubted him
Why did you decline because Because I'm scared of airplanes.
Well, no technically didn't decline it just never hit them back.
Yeah Yeah. You know?
Send it to your email...wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
Wait a second chat I have the email.
Wait!
Should I go, chat?
Make it to a YouTube video?
No. go chat make it to a youtube video
here it is, chat.
You listening?
Listen.
Harvard University Lampoon Social Club, which means that's the smartest branch they have, invites KSO to join as an honorary member. To whomever may read this, for a quick background, recent honorary members have been Travis Scott, The Avengers, Bob Odenkirk, Theo Vaughn.
My name is blank.
I'm not trying to dodge nobody.
I'm a student at Harvard in a senior business association
at the Harvard Lampoon,
the world's oldest humor magazine.
They didn't want me there for humor.
They wanted me there
for scientific research.
We're interested in seeing
if Queso would like to join
and see if we could set up a time to chat with him Chad, I can't show it.
It's got somebody's first and last name in there.
I'm not about to dox them.
Do you think
I would make that up?
You think I'm quick-witted enough to make that up right there?
Cover it, I can't. It's in the middle of the paragraph, and if I cover it
in the middle of the paragraph, it's going to cover the entire thing.
I'll tell you what, chat.
I'll get a censored version of it probably tomorrow or something and we'll show it on screen instead of on my phone.
But yeah. my phone but yeah hey sorry i never got back to y'all
but yeah i'll be a member if i gotta go nowhere
you know what I mean? What did this dude just say?
That's not for Harvard, that's for a humor magazine.
You literally don't know anything. Are you in Harvard? Exactly.
What are you talking about?
That's not for Harvard, that's for a humor magazine!
Buddy, you don't know nothing!
Are you the guy who sent me the email no you're not
case what do you research um
i'm a um what's the name for it i had a master's degree in it.
I forgot where my master's degree is. It's a...
what is it?
No, I have a PhD. Hold on.... I'm an astrophysicist.
Yep. PhD in astrophysiology.
So hey, well I spent the last 22 minutes defending my scientific notation
okay
okay bro just googled best paying job that's not what I do
i googled what's my degree on forgot it showed me
believe in what else can I say bro
don't believe me man you know master of eating wait what this
dude just type?
Lampoon's Club. National Lampoon's Vacation. They straight up bullied you, they called you stupid." What?
Why would Harvard call somebody dumb and invite them to a club? That doesn't make any sense.
And I'm a chipologist too
yeah
yeah, you know.
Hey!
What do you want me to say Chad?
RIP I'm gonna break this down. Whoa!
Out of screen, you ready?
Dude, that's not sped up at all there
that's crazy acceleration right there out of screen you ready
this crazy acceleration Just like that I'm gone! Yo, get this dude out of Discord please. I am always eating food.
Garlic bread and tomato stew.
And all about a plate of steak stew.
A prior baked fruit.
Maybe all that mayonnaise too.
Are you kidding me This song is very ball It's filled with lemon juice I wait open hands
Six in five or six
Geek gas
Did y'all used to like this song back in the day?
Dude, this song was actually good when it first dropped
Wanna try and re-rap
Even better re-derap
While we're waiting for that cutty what are you holding a small ruler
and like how many burgers is at five that makes no sense
i'll order some Chinese, I'll have a cold bao jian barbecue, an adult oven chicken brotha boo.
Who just said play BR?
When would I ever play a Battle Royale game on stream?
What do I look like?
I'm rising in the room I look like a battle royale streamer? That's not me either.
That's literally not me.
THAT'S NOT ME! Get off my screen! i would like to formally apologize to all the believers i would like to make it sincere as soon
as I get in stream I'm gonna post a selfie. I did that too.
Now guess what's gonna happen?
You're going to wake up at 3 o'clock in the morning
you're going to smell something extremely disgusting
you're going to look down on your chest
this is gonna be a long turd laying across your chest
you're gonna be wondering how we got there if you're going to see me standing
in the corner of your room like this Dude, what is this man? Bro!
Where am I? Lonky!
Turn my basement, nerd.
Now tell us why you're here. I was sent here to end you all!
By who?
By the manager of All Waffle House's John Pork.
What is that, Pac-O-Chat?! Oh, no. In that loose case, the next time we meet, I'll be in trouble. oh
bro can you tone down yo in your next episode can you turn down the siren noises That is so loud, man!
Don't bother. Nah, I'm playing.
Don't step on me! I'll be good! you
hey you know do I still can't believe we got this bro dude that was crazy man.
Dude, I literally...I can't believe I got nominated for this!
Nooooooo! those two remember seeing love with ludwig in the video saying where is he?
Like bro you knew I wasn't going.
You knew I wasn't gonna be there.
Could you imagine me waddling up on that stage You knew I wasn't going to be there.
Could you imagine me waddling up on that stage after I win an award?
Dude, the last thing you're ever gonna see is me on a stage.
Who just said who was Ludwig? That's just disrespectful.
That's just disrespectful. That's crazy disrespectful. uh Hey, shout out to the tech! Shout out to the benefits!
Dude this is crazy.
Oh by the way that we have a good journey
that i got from that's like the heaviest thing ever W video.
W video, man!
You see time the victim? Oh no, you're the victim.
Bro that goes hard!
Ha ha ha ha ha hard
that's from the game community too Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Look at this nerd just type in the chat.
Oh my goodness, these 12 eggs are gonna make me crash out!
Bro stop.
The most you're going to do is throw an empty water bottle at your wall.
Talk about some crash out.
You think I'm the victim?
Oh no, you're the victim! Oh, this is awesome. No!
Bro, this is hard man.
Bro that's horrible to my villain heart man. Come over here and kiss me on the hot mouth.
WHAT?! on my hot mouth.
I'm feeling more magical.
This dude that's a sub just said,
I got 64 ads
so you're just spreading misinformation
chat who's
a sub in here and do you still get ads
cause
you know what
I have literally Because you know what?
I have literally seen multiple people who are a sub sit here and lie, and say that I
still get ads even though I'm subbed.
When there's quite literally no shot,
no way on this planet Earth that that happens.
Made an edit for the granny garland oh here we go it's super ultra gamer mode time everybody lock in this is where it gets serious let's go no way me move the face cam wait chat wait a minute.
It's Super Ultra Gamer Mo-
What hoodie was I wearing when I beat the Ender Dragon?
Honcho with the five wait a minute.
Okay, never mind.
I was about to say it feels like every big event gaming feat that we have,
I'm wearing that one hoodie but I'm not.
Okay?
I was wearing a robe in this.
Okay, never mind. my bad chat false alarm
whole time everybody lock in this is where it gets serious let's go
no way, no way, no way.
I'm nervous man!
Oh dude how dare you bro?
Oh my goodness, dude.
Dude this hurt me so bad.
We were one item away from beating
it here when I died. To
this day, I still think this is a scam.
Do you see the distance
that Granny is for me right here?
And by the time I turn around to go back downstairs she
sucks me into a hitbox this is literally one of the worst possible scenes we could have gotten and we got it
in a granny gauntlet.
I'm not afraid.
Dude, this edit's hard bro. Tonight's the night. oh please tell me this is it I'm begging you this is the end of the game
Dude, this is hard!
All three grannies hit this hard mode. Let's go man!
Dude, this is hard,
man!
Dude, that was good!
Chad, I will say this
listen
a bunch of people's been saying
especially in the comment section
of that YouTube video
people are like oh I can't wait for Granny Gauntlet
Extreme 3.0 Chad I don't wait for a granny gauntlet extreme 3.0 chat
I don't think that's possible
Yo, Bobby with the five get depreciates you Chad
I do not think a granny extreme mode Gauntlet is even possible
I don't think it is.
You gotta understand,
that's all three grannies in
a row
on extreme mode without taking a single hit.
I don't even think I could
beat Granny 1
on extreme mode with 5 lives,
much less do an entire gauntlet
on extreme mode.
There's no shot.
Because chat, y'all remember that one time we played Granny Extreme Mode?
Try it.
I'll try to beat Granny 1 one extreme mode on Five Lives real quick, and then we'll play
our other games.
I'll try it real quick.
And I want you to see how impossible that this would be like it's not it's not possible
it's not
kitty where We got someone at the background.
Okay.
Keep in mind, Granny is faster than you on extreme mode.
That alone makes it borderline impossible.
But I'll try to see if I can beat it with five lives right here
your blood with the fire appreciates you
i'll try right so uh five all right let's see ready extreme mode time with the five as well prediction
yeah I could run a prediction will I die or whatever obviously yes paid after fifth death Obviously, yes.
Paid after fifth death? Okay wait so
this is for the
whole thing right? This is for all five
deaths? Chat do y'all do a prediction for all five deaths. Chat, y'all do a prediction
for all five deaths or just per death?
Per death... Okay, you can refund that prediction. Yeah, refund that one and we'll do it per death.
Yeah, we will do that.
Appreciate it. Yeah, we'll do that.
Appreciate it.
Per death.
Alright.
Like again, chat.
Y'all are saying Granny Gauntlet Extreme Mode Granny Gauntlet 3.0 i don't even think
i can beat granny one on extreme mode much less without taking a hit
it's just i don't think it's possible.
Look she is going to immediately be in the room watch!
... This is actually not possible. Do you hear how fast she moves?
Do you hear that? i am
okay she just went downstairs Look out! This is not possible!
What? No. You gotta understand, this is just Granny 1.
It's only Granny in this game.
Imagine this with Granny and Granny 2! Granny won. It's only Granny in this game.
Imagine this with Granny and it's not possible!
What difficulty is this?
It's extreme mode.
Y'all are talking about doing a gauntlet on this difficulty, WHAT?!
... gg GG.
I don't even think if I get the weapon...
Chat, I don't even think if I get the weapon... Chat, I don't even think if I get the weapon it's possible bro. Like this...
Wait a minute!
Oh my god. The bar is here on this mode! This is not possible! so Y'all chat loosey, bro. Two.
Wait. Wait, two shotgun parts?
But here's the thing! I can't use the tunnel to get to the shotgun.
Johanna with
the five gift appreciates you.
I see you. You're cooked?
I know!
Like, the only thing that gives you a fighting chance against Granny when you don't have a weapon is the fact that you can run faster than her. But if Granny is faster than you, like bro... so Oh my God! KSO is slim with the 5 gifted, Jax with the 10 gifted WJax.
See this what I'm saying. Chat, this- you don't understand
this is crazy man
Now listen
If the tunnel didn't have the bars on it I would literally be like okay this might be possible.
But it doesn't! Like what about the spider? The Spider's probably like Turbo Mode 2.
Yo Warrior with the five.
Yoshi was right there
yo she was right there Yo, Jax with 25 gifted.
Jack, give me some W's for Jax with the 25 gifted, man.
W Jax, dude!
You have to hide everywhere all the time.
Yo, W Jacks everywhere all the time
yo w jacks for real jack's i appreciate the 25 get that bro thank you man appreciate that jacks
now chat imagine a Mac dude like...
You're just bad.
What?
I'm just bad!
Look at this! Granny, leave!
Leave!
Do you want to play hide and seek?
She's just perma- aggroing on to me oh She just glitched my whole game.
Wait, she just glitched the whole game? Where are you?
Wait, she just glitched the whole game. I actually can't move! Yeah, I can't move.
I gotta restart!
I gotta restart. That's not a death though. That's not a death, though.
That's not a death.
Refund it.
Refund and do another one.
I just don't know if this is possible.
Chat, Beyonce, you think I can even beat this game not not i'm not talking about with no hit
do you think i could beat it in general on extreme mode Wait, was it on Extreme Mode just now? I can do this, bro.
I can do this, bro. I can do this!
This is doable!
This isn't doable.
This isn't doable. okay chat here's the plan i don't know. okay Okay.
The bad thing is when you're on extreme, there's nowhere to hide in the bottom floor.
Also Chad, in the bottom floor also chad is there a way to remove the bars in extreme mode What is she doing?. Can you get rid of these?
No! oh Let me cook.
Wait, chat, let me cook.
I will say this. If the spider is in turbo mode too there's there's no way Check the remotes in the bird cage, remember that.
Nothing here, that's great. remember that
nothing in here that's great
cooked i might be good yoder with the five, appreciate you!
Yeah we might- We MIGHT be cooked. What?
Just be faster than Granny.
The whole point of this game mode is that you're slower than
grand i got rat lungworm disease.
My lung hurting!
I wonder where she is right now. Smart plug.
Battery.
Dead. Okay, look.
We have two shotgun parts.
Okay.
We have two shotgun parts right?
Why are you laughing?!
Alright. Did she just double trap?. um so I don't know if this is possible What is she doing?
Okay, look. We have one of the shotgun parts on the shotgun table. Another shotgun part is...
This is just Granny 1. This is just granny one.
This is impossible. Like, granny two and three? I can't
fathom doing that.
. so Yeah, of course. so I don't know, man.
Like going in the kitchen area is like a death trap Dude, I don't know bro. What about a gauntlet with a certain number of lives? So you're saying- Dude, I don't even think that's like...
I want y'all to know.
Okay, yeah. Granny is faster than us. That's whatever.
I want you to know one thing Jack. This right here...
this-this thing right in front of us is what's throwing the I'm dead. so
did you lose weight, Granny?
Dude this is bad man! She laughed at my something funny. Ain't nothing funny, Grandma.
Oh! so so Where are you?
Bro! Dude, this is insane. Literally. Why are you going in there?
Do I go downstairs while she's in there?
No. She's gonna catch me. so I can't. This is impossible, I can't.
There's no way I actually beat this? LISTEN TO HER FOOTSTEPS!
Hehehehe You won't? I don't think I will either.
Scale of
1 to 10, what are the odds that i could actually beat this like what are we thinking
like scale a one to ten odds.
One... so Dude, getting upstairs is gonna be impossible, Chad! We need to figure out a way
To
We need to figure out a way
To glitch Granny off of the map
That way she can't hurt us
I feel like the only way
To beat this
With no deaths
Is to literally find a way
To glitch her off of the map thoughts Isn't that cheating?
She's cheating! Blitz... Please.
Please, Granny! Leave me alone!
Dude in insane mode they should make it to where the floor is
gonna creak again and I'm gonna have to immediately get under the table
where do y'all think this last shotgun piece is?
Worst case scenario, chat worst
case scenario the shotgun part is like upstairs. If it's
upstairs that's horrible
kitchen it can't be in the kitchen because i don't look through the kitchen No, Brandon! so What night is it?
What night is it?
Three.
Dude, dude, Chad I'm telling you.
Look she's gonna come sprinting in here!
Look she's sprinting in here. Look, she's sprinting in here.
What?
What? I'm sorry. Was I not fully under the table?
Chat, just for reference. Remember we're just messing around on insane
difficulty just to see
if it's even slightly
in the realm of possibility.
Should we boot up Granny 3 on
insane mode and see what that looks like? Could you imagine Granny and Grandpa
both faster than me, Grandpa's got a blinky!
Don't forget to run ads. I have never hit the run ad button in my entire life She's down there. I'm not in here! I'm not in here! Okay, so we do know that the shotgun part is not upstairs.
Which leaves one more place than it could be if its not in the spider cave.
If I go downstairs, bust a left and look through that little cabinet
and its not there, then I look through another cabinet and its not there
That means its's in the slider case. The pole is insane. so Dude, this looks like the Expedition Antarctica poll.
Speaking of that, we do need to try that challenge.
Chat, we do need to try that challenge chat we do need to try
legendary mode on extra santa arca too that would be borderline as difficult as
this
but where is she at, dude?
She's got Ultra Instinct. I don't know what you want me to say!
She has Ultra Instinct! What do you want me to say. She has ultra instinct!
What do you want me to say?
Try it, we should. Should we try it chat?
Bro that's crazy though because you can't take any damage. Oh! It is what it is. The circle of life! THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!! No, Granny! Don't run me over, please! I just want to go home, Granny. Don't run me over! Please!
I just want to go home, granny. Don't hit me now!
Please!
I'll cook you food and clean your house!
Granny no!
Granny it ain't gonna be like this playing-
I think you're going to laugh.
Okay Now, you're Yo the wither with the five get the chance we try to beat the wither tonight on Minecraft.
Now that was granny 1, Insane Difficulty.
Granny 1!
Right?
Now...
Now let's just take a gander at what Granny 3 on insane difficulty maybe maybe uh maybe
yeah you know what i mean
maybe Yeah, you know what I mean? Maybe.
Maybe.
He will probably die in the wither.
Buddy there is no...
There is no dying
in Minecraft yet.
Alright now let's see this!
You're cooked? Oh, I'm for sure cooked on this one.
Oh, I'm for sure cooked on this one. Predictions? Yeah, same predictions
granny three
extreme Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Refund the prediction real quick. I want to test something.
Refund the prediction real quick?
Don't say scam.
Refund it real quick.
... I want to test something here. What a scam, dude! I- Okay so chat what do you notice about this sentence right here?
It says granny and grandpa move crazy fast.
But you know what it doesn't say, chat?
It doesn't say they move faster than you.
Case play pressure on Roblox with the five. Appreciate it.
You know what I mean? Yo Knuckles with the 5 as well.
So let's see let's see if let's see After this, after this test, then we're going to do predictions.
Okay?
Y'all cool with that or no because in granny one she moves faster than us. But this just says oh they move crazy fast. You know
who else moves crazy fast? Me! That doesn't mean they move faster than me, because I also move crazy fast.
Let's see though. Lord have mercy. I'm not sure if you can see it, but the You were running backwards?
No, you run just as fast backwards
As you do frontwards in granny. Right or am I tripping?
I'm 90% sure that's what happens
Yo stranded with the five appreciate you clonby with the five appreciate you quality with the five
you're tripping i'm not though
look
same speed they're faster in this new all right run the prediction we're gonna actually try it let's go yeah chat granny gotlet 3.0 will never happen.
This is not possible.
Unless it's a different like...
unless it's like a granny gauntlet with like
I don't know chat what other way could a granny got the three point lb
yo anonymous with 50 gifted give me some w's for anonymous with the 50 gifted.
Yo!
Chat,
W Anonymous with the 50 gifted subs?
Oh my goodness. Yo, An no anonymous I appreciate the 50 get
dumb you and arms all right chat let see. So this is obviously going to be harder than Granny 1 and Granny
1 was borderline an impossibility. 120 million?
Wait, what?. so
y'all really have absolutely no faith in me, huh?
Y'all have absolutely no faith in me.
Okay, during this circumstance I kind of understand.
Yeah GG we're good. Yeah, Gigi will come. I'm in my cage!
Why do you still have to have me in my cage?
The next day What? Yo, bait with the five!
Yeah this is...aww dude
This is bad chat. I have
one plan of action.'all want to know my one plan of action so Plan commenced
This is the only way
That we're gonna be able to do this
So If you don't know the bed that i am under is the most important
bed in granny history the reason that this bed is so important
is because this is the bed
that Grandpa takes his naps
on, and when Grandpa takes
his naps, he leaves the shotgun
by the bed. So if the plan goes
okay, Grandpa takes a
nap, we grab the shotgun, kill
him in his sleep then kill Gran.
Check the prediction. In all of the predictions we have ever done in this stream, I have never seen a true zero percent that is the craziest thing
i have ever seen in my life dirty with the tin gifted are you kidding me?
Zero percent!
I've never seen one that bad. We've had plenty of
99 to 1 percenters.
I have never in my life seen a
0%.
We gotta wait for Grandpa to come in here.
We gotta wait for Grandpa! that's at
I could pull off the scam
of the century right now
bro
do you understand the scam that I could pull off?
BRO!
I just... I could scam everybody. Dude, this could be the greatest heist in Twitch history. I can just hit no right here and the chat would be out of
125 million channel points, dude.
He just went to sleep.
Wait, no he didn't.
I think he's getting close
to coming to sleep though.
Chat, I'm not going to do it Wait, no he didn't. I think he's getting close to coming to sleep though.
Chad, I'm not gonna do it man!
Chad would you quit watching me if I did that? Wait, I hear footsteps, I hear footsteps.
I hear footsteps.
I hear footsteps.
He might be coming up here.
Again, this is practice, remember?
If there's any way that we would ever be able to do this this is the only
way is to wait for him to sleep this is borderline the only way to do it in only hard mode Grandpa doesn't sleep in this mode?
Wait, are you serious?
No that can't be right. That can't be right because if that was the case, this
will be impossible. I hear him walking up here now. He sleeps he bought the sleep right now
He doesn't watch this, I going to give it another three minutes, and I bet you he's going to be up here sleeping. Watch!
He only sleeps for five seconds, that's all I need.
As soon as
he lays his head on that pillow,
I'm grabbing the shotgun, blowing his brains out.
Of course, endgame.
Yo, Drew with
a 21 months, what's good, 21 months what's good
drew
watch I hear him.
I hear him.
Somebody's right outside the door. chat he might not sleep in this game mode there was only one guy that was saying that though. Am I really going to listen to one
guy? Wait, what?
I googled it
but it doesn't say that. And that was by a guy named squidward's canned bread
i believe you so he probably does go to sleep so we just gotta wait for him to sleep Hey, Case. If you see this say hi. You're banned.
No I'm playing what's up?
Grandpa come to sleep dude come on, Grandpa!
Grandpa...
Tell me about them good old days. Grandpa come on man! You know you tied. He's asleep, but I would hear him snoring if he was asleep right now.
Grandpa, come to bed.
Don't wash.
I'm playing.
Okay. Bro, come on Grandpa!
He's gonna come up here.
Chat, hey! Hey, chat! He's gonna come up here dude.
We may die anyway because we're obviously not gonna do this
but hey there's one thing i'm going to prove to everybody and that's grandpa
does sleep in granny 3 extreme insane mode
watch I just heard him. He said, hey granny,
I'm going to sleep. I'm gonna take a nap.
We'll be back in an hour. He's coming up
here right now.
In 15 seconds, he will walk through this door.
Watch.
Queso's diaper with the five-jig did what?
Okay, it's been five seconds he's actually coming up here
gravy why don't you he's actually coming up here grady why are you with him Maybe she just came in here to fluff his pillow before he goes to sleep.
So maybe she left the door open too, so maybe that's a sign that he but she was like he was like hey granny i'm about to take me
in now my back hurting she was like okay honey let me go fluff your pillow real quick
she came up here fluffed his pillow he's about to come up here take a nap
watch
watch Watch!
Here he comes.
Here he comes, here he comes, here he comes.
He's coming up here I hear him Chad, I hear him, I hear him so Chad just come on up here! I hear him, Chad. I hear him!
Oh my God, I knew it!
Quigley! Why are you in here?! is she double fluffing his pillow did she make him some tea and put it on
his nightstand? Does he got strep throat or something,
and she puts some cough drops in here? Granny where's grandpa? grandpa man I want some spicy some spicy potato burritos from Taco Bell right now
yo tater with the five kids appreciates you.
Okay so if Granny walks in she's literally just prepping his bed.
Here here is the whole lore right now.
Grandpa has got strep though he doesn't feel well.
She was like okay let me go prep
your bed. I'll run you
a bath. He's in the bath right now.
She came in here, fluffed his pillow
she brought him some hot tea and
she brought him some cough drops. so when t-minus five minutes
he's gonna come in here bro move there's look there's nothing for me if I move
if I move and walk out of this room, I die.
The only option that we have is for him to come in here!
AND HE'S COMING IN HERE!!! Bro, it's been 10 minutes and you're still sitting under the bed?
Yeah Mavman I'll do it for another 30 if I have to.
Shut up! He is going to come in here any minute and drop off the shotgun.
I hear him right now, here he is.
He's actually
coming in here. I told you I just saw a shadow, who was that?
This is gonna be great when he comes in here, and I proved the whole chat wrong.
He is going to walk through these doors. Do you understand me? Okay. me.
He is going to walk through this door
any second now.
And there's people saying, oh I googled it. He doesn't sleep? Show me proof.
Yo Trixie with the five.
What if it's the wrong bed?
Oh, trust me, I'm under the right bed.
I've been here before.
I've been smelling them grandpa farts for the past two years. Just come to bed, Grandpa.
She done made you some tea and she made you some, some, some,
some Ricas for your
dope.
I tell you one thing if he actually doesn't sleep in insane mode there's no chance for a Granny Gala 3.0
I'll put it to ya that way
So chat y'all better hope
That he does sleep because if he doesn't there's no so Wait, wait, wait. Somebody's coming up here. so somebody's right outside Grandpa.
Grandpa!
Grandpa! Grandpa!
Wait, are you alright?
Wait is he actually not?
Yo Cham with the five. so so There is no information on the internet that shows if he doesn't sleep, by the way.
So anybody saying that he doesn't sleep you're just assuming.. Grandpa, please! Please.
Grandpa, please!
Just let me prove the chat wrong that's all I wanna do man.
Just let me prove these losers wrong! Come to bed, Grandpa! Don't watch!
Please... Please!
Grandpa, please! I'm just trying to prove these losers wrong. COCKPIT!!! I ain't pausing on nothing.
Talking about pause, I ain't pausing on nothing!
What you want me to pause for?
Huh?!
I ain't pausing!
What this little huh i ain't pausing
will this loser just type in my chat This dude's name is Queso the seventh and just said I'm reporting you.
Reporting me for what
you can't report me because everything that happens on my streams there's usually a Twitch staff member in here.
Ain't that right,
Pluto?
She's in here again! Bro isn't in here?
I'll bet he is in here.
Look! East! East! East! Twitch staff member! His name is East, he just said what's up!
Been following since February 28th of 2024 exactly i told you
he just died Grandpa went to sleep!
Let's go! YAAAGH!... so so I'll be home in three days.
Don't wash.
Somebody quit that!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Somebody clip that right now!
No somebody clip that right now.
I'm dead serious clip that. No, I'm actually so serious
clip what just happened. Everybody says
oh bad aim you missed! What do
you mean I missed? I shot her straight
in the heart!
... Thank you for this clip. This is the worst clip i've ever seen in my life you clicked me sitting in a jail cell
ban this dude out of my stream right now a by the way, point proven. Point proven that grandpa sleeps in insane mode.
Yeah did it take us about 15 minutes of waiting? Yeah it did!
Now to everybody that just said,
oh bro just sold so bad.
I literally shot granny in the chest.
It's time for you to go grandpa went to sleep!
And this is my main complaint with gr- look at the screen tear. Oh my goodness.
WHAT?! NO!!
Watch this hitbox.
Yo, thin rear with the five.
Are you really about to sit here and tell me that I missed?
For a half of a second,
you want to honestly sit here and tell me that I missed. Look where
this crosshair was when I
pulled the trigger.
Right on her right arm! You see the dust on the screen that looks like you got freezing temperatures in Phasmo? That means I shot the gun.
I shot the gun right here.
Right, I already see the aura of the smoke. This is
the outline of the aura of the smoke, which means I pulled
the trigger right here. Which if this was real life forensic files
that means the bullet would have entered right here penetrated her lung exited out
the other end and she would have died on the spot but you want to sit here and tell me that I missed?
Plus shotguns have spread?
Yeah, yeah.
We're not even acknowledging the fact...
Coping?
Yeah, Gianna, you're banned.
What do you mean I'm coping?
We're not even acknowledging the fact that it's a sawed-off shotgun
that spreads. She would have been dead right here!
That...that's bad! Yo, Granny3, yo developer y'all gotta pass this.
This is unacceptable.
Y'all gotta hot fix this.
This is actually an unacceptable hitbox.
There's a reason
why when I get the shotgun in Granny 3
I usually throw it to the side
and I just use the slingshot
because the Granny 3 shotgun is the most
inconsistent thing I've ever used in my life
the granny one shotgun is perfect You missed.
So, chat, y'all honestly...
Okay, type one if you think I missed.
You know what? yeah i'm shutting the stream off I'm just getting gas lit.
I'm just getting gas lit right now.
I literally just showed a slowed down version of what,
the events that just transpired and you're honestly going to sit here
and tell me that i missed This dude just said it was a slug round, and you want to say that I'm coping?
This dude just said it was a sl-! Even if it was a slug, that steel would have hit.
You don't understand the crosshair was on her ribcage when I pulled the trigger. But you know what,
chat? I'm going to say this.
I don't think it's possible for a granny gauntlet 3.0
what do you think, chat?
now keep in mind
that's all three grannies on bat difficulty
matter of fact back back to back poles. Is granny gauntlet.
Gauntlet 3.0 possible. What's Stomi heard? How can y'all think it's possible after seeing what you've seen
how How can y'all think it's possible to watch y'all sing?
Chat, do you all want to try the legendary mode on Antarctica before we jump into horror games?
We'll just try it one time, before we jump onto horror games.
But you already know that we gotta play some horror games, you already know we gotta play some horror games.
You already know how we get down.
Play RLCraft, it isn't time yet.
We still have work to do and normal hardcore.
Please don't leak me, please don't leak me, please don't leak me, please don't leak me! Did I get leaked?
What is this
what is this and why is it on my front page
what is this? Is this gonna ban me What is going on? Yo brother with the five!
Why are you playing Dress to impress? I don't know what's going on.
I just saw it and clicked on it
Am i gonna get
dude what is this bro I'm about to win this! Wait, am i playing?
Choose next
theme.
I don't know!
What is this?
What do i do?!
Oh my god... Yo! Yo, hold on bro. Hey how do I win? Can I talk to him?
You know what?
I'm going to beat you up.
You're not going to beat me up.
You're just a loser.
You're just a loser.
You're just a loser.
You're just a loser.
You're just a loser.
You're just a loser.
You're just a loser. You're just a loser. You're just a loser. hey how do i win can i talk to him chat what's the type button in this game so Yo, Cham with the TNW, Cham.
You dressed...
Buddy! That's not giving me an answer on how I win!
Theme is boss?
You have 325 seconds
to complete your outfit, okay?
Oh, you go
clothes shopping!
Okay, what do I dress to dress like a boss? um I can't get this off my screen
get it off my screen Put the shades on.
Okay, that's good.
Hold on! I need like a formal attire or something.
Oh! That sleigh right there that's slay
that's so slay!
I need some trolls! so I'm going to go ahead and do that. oh my god
i'm winning this hold on change the color of these glasses to yellow.
Oh my goodness if i don't win this I don't know what you say.
New hair? do you hear I'm not going to let you get away with this. Get away from me, man!
Where's the hairdos at?
Shoes? You're white I got no shoes on.
I'm gonna make a plan so Hey!
Hey!
Hey, you!
Hey, you! Here you go!
Yeah!
Oh yeah!
How do I get out of it?
Chat, how do I get out of it?
Hey! Come on, man. Swaying... Slay.
Oh my goodness, there's no way I'm losing this!
There's no way I'm losing this.
What are these?
Okay! okay bet am i winning this Skin? Where?
Tan? Where's the tanning bed at? That's about accurate. Hey!
Hey, I'm slaying.
Hey y'all can be talking crazy. Talk crazy all you want to.
Ugliest I've ever seen in my life.
I bet you I win this!
What you talkin about?
I'm boutta win this thing!
Let's go!
Did I actually win?
Runway time.
Chat, you think I'm winning this?
What are these?
Oh, are these poses?
Chat what's the best pose?
What's the best pose?
28?
Bet. 28? BAM!
Ahmed!
Ahmed, you ain't winnin'!
Uh, I'll give you a two star.
Yeah,
I'll give you a two star.
All right,
go on. Go on. That's just basic!
You're getting a one star, get out of my face!
You're supposed to be doing this. warm star get out of my face Okay, you're kind of swaying a little bit.
I'm not going to lie.
You know what?
I'll give you a three out of five.
Okay, you're kind of swaying a little bit right there. Hey! I'll give you two.
I can get three.
I'm gonna go with the blue one. I'll give you a two.
Uh, I'll give you three.
Pose 28? Yeah, I'm gonna do pose 28 as I walk out.
That's what y'all told me to do.
Pose 28! Pose 28! Pulse 28!
What is it doing?
No! Yo!
Yo!
Go away, go away!
No!
Whoa come on man hey oh I've seen in my life bro. Yo Chad it ain't no way!
Yo, my stomach hurts
Bro My stomach hurts. Bro!
Dude, you think I can win?
Let me win bro. You copy my style!
You can't go yellow!
Bro, my stomach hurts, chat.
Dude the way it slid off the screen
leaning back... it off the screen leading back.
Bro!
Hey,
come on.
Wait, what's that prediction?
The prediction is will Case win.
Chat, vote on the prediction.
Y'all are voting no.
I think I can win this, dude.
Chat, come on. I think I can take this home.
Okay that's kind of slayed, Chad. I'm not gonna lie. It's a little slay right there.
What is it? Slayed as much as me.
Is it over I got fifth place.
Dude, L voters man!
Dude, L VOTERS BRO!
I just got wrong they just robbed me try one more time should I try for another win real quick?
Dude, L voters bro!
Dude that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
Dude what is up with pose 28 chat?
Hey! Chat, what is up with pose 28 dude?
Why did it just summer camp
summer dress
crop top
how do you take clothes off? Okay. Okay!
Jack, summer camp!
It's hot outside!
We need an ice cream cone sway
it's hot outside, we need an ice cream cone.
Shorts action!
Sleigh!
Tennis racket!
No! Tennis racket! No.
This looks like a summertime vibe to me right here. Are you red?
Because it's accurate.
Don't do yellow, Chang'e!
You want me to do yellow?
No yellow?
What is this?
Ooh, these sunglasses look more summer-timey. Oh! I need some shoes.
Yeah, go on.
I need some shoes.
I need some good summertime shoes!
What are these slaying oh my goodness right now I'm going to summer camp, doesn't it? pull up the somber cam
you need some summer shoes though these shoes on a mid
that hat's better take the other hand off
slay
slay
no these glasses.
Chat where's the flip flops? Three pairs of glasses. Oh! Hold on.
Oh my goodness, slay!
Sandals!
Summertime vibes right here dude summertime vibes right here
what do you think?
If I don't win with this,
I don't know what to say. Summertime a McDonald's mascot, bro.
Ha ha ha! Yo! mascot oh so so Slay.
Slay.
Slay. Or should I go with something better?
Oh, no! Slay.
Oh just slay! If i don't get top three right here. There's no hope now
Yeah, I've got to get top 3 right here
I'm first, I'm first, I'm first!
Hey!
Vote your boy! Hey! AYYY! VOTE YOUR BOY!
AYY! Vote your boy-
Bro! Ha ha ha come on man let me get top three.
What do you think?
You think I can?
Well, I'm dead bro.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. chat what do you think? You think I can?
Oh, I'm dead bro.
Bro this is the dumbest thing we've ever done
and you know what I'm glad
I'm glad.
Oh chat, you know what I just noticed? Somebody's head glitching this! Who is this?
Who's back here head-blitching?
Who is that?!
Lana?
Who is Lana?
She's rigging the vaults!
Bro, that is not summertime vibes.
Nooo... I can't. Sorry, Karrie.
No...
No... That's not slaying. That's not swaying
that's not okay so you're copying my whole fin! Dude, that's not a summertime-
Well you don't get a time to summertime, right?
You stole the uh... I think you stole the ice cream though.
Oh! I-
OH YOU BETTER VOTE ME!
NO I BETTER NOT LOOT NAH! better vote me no i'm better Oh, my God. Yeah!
Bro. Come on.
Dude, what am I looking at?
Bro!
Dude. He said
Hi my name is Tanner Newlin Oh Oh Oh man, that might be the runner up behind me.
Oh man, that might be a runner up behind me i'm not gonna like that
ooh i think it's gonna be behind me.
So you stole my hat! so Let's go!
Hey, hit him with the bows!
Hit him with the...
Yes, yes we deserve it. Yes! YES! We deserve this, chat.
We deserve
this after that absolute robbery
Chat come on. We worked hard for this
dude.
I was here. This is a moment
in history.
This right here is a moment in history dude. We slayed so hard. Dude we slay Jack. Bro! Yo, Cham with the 10 get the W jam with the teen gifted. I
Just put a lot into I just put a lots I just put in a lot of work to that chat
We slayed
chat we slayed
I think we slayed chat type one if I slave yo Jimmy from at dead of Night with the five gift appreciates you.
Bro, that was actually dope.
That was cool.
Okay, so we're doing hang on.
Ooh, let me not leave nothing hold up all right chat we're giving we're giving Expedition Antarctica Legends an attempt.
We can run up a prediction.
We're going to give it one attempt. Now, who was here for the expedition to Antarctica?
Hard mode. Type 1 if you were here.
Yo Captain Joe scuttled with the fire.
Now that took us like two weeks
That it took us two weeks to beat this
On hard mode
Not only are we trying that, were gonna do it on
Legends difficulty which means we literally literally cannot take any damage at all.
Let's try it!
No damage whatsoever. If you take any damage, you die.
Let's see what we can do chat. Slay so with the five gifted. Yeah, slay.
Yo, W voters chat.
W judges do.
They saw the vision that I had.
They saw like man he put in a lot of work to this outfit.
Let's go ahead and vote him.
You know?
You know what I mean?
That's what I do, Chad. I slay sometimes.
Hey, your boy slays sometimes.
Wait a minute. I'm not gonna be able to beat this because how do you get past that one part without taking any damage at all? Is that even possible?
Oh man!
Okay, it's all coming back to me Chad.
I'm remembering things. I'm remembering a lot of things right now.
Wait you know that part where you go on that ladder and jump down to the other
ladder?
How do you do that without taking damage?
Yo Aurora what the fide did depreci appreciate you.
The memories, you're right.
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter
one night yeah one more time
wait we're doing good! Let me cook! Oh my goodness let me cook right now.
Queso's booty flakes with the five gifted your band
Thank you though Excuse me?. Play with the five.
So they literally make a part that's already unfair in the base game and
make it ten times harder?
Did they do this with other stuff in the game too so Wait, one more.
Hold on.
Wait, chat, y'all told me to play that Night Shift game at the front of the page? Is that good?
Is that a good horror game?
Night shift?
What you looking at?!
You think you can do it better than me or something?
You're looking over here like you can do it better or something.
You gonna judge me?
Oh dude, I almost lost control right there.
I like how no matter what the prediction is, no matter
what.
There's always some
nerd who's talking about a refund.
Buddy,
if you put your money down on a prediction,
You have to be willing and realize that hey I could either lose my money or win my money buddy.
By the way chat, you notice it only says's 76 degrees Fahrenheit? That makes no sense. All this would be melting right now. It's negative?
Oh, my fault
she got distracted me that's all y'all I'm going again oh yeah chat, I think this is probably impossible. Chat y'all think this is possible? Dude think back it took us like two weeks to beat it on hard mode.
I don't know if this is possible.
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know.
Not with your weight!
Okay... Let me cook.
How about y'all just let me cook real quick?
Just believe in me one time.
Just one time, chat. That's all I ask. it's for you to believe just once all right oh look at the little oh look
at the little dolphin over there look at him swimming
he chillin chat it's an orca? Yeah, orcas are just a different dolphin. What do you mean? They're from the same family.
Wait, you actually have to like fully focus on every jump in this.
Orcas are not dolphins?
Okay then what are they?
Back here again. They're whales?
What's the difference between a whale and dolphin?
I'm not sure. How are you not drunk?. Wait, Chad.
Have I played this game before?
Don't play it are they bad queso's booty flakes with the five gifted bro get the rocket off my screen chad how do i get this off my screen dude Okay, where's one player? player
okay let's see if they're good champ let's
see if the game
you'll play with another five.
Are they good horror games or not?
Um, guys?
Guys. Can y'all like get out?
Guys I'm trying to join a game. Can you...
Play the Mimic? I'm not gonna lie to you,
The Mimic is the worst horror game i've ever played oh my what is that skin Look up?
Are they cheating?
Wait, chat. I can't join the server.
Am I first in queue?
Am I good here?
Did you see the doors floor 2 trailer?
They're coming out with doors 2?!
No way, I gotta play that when it drops.
Oh, I'm on chat, tell me as soon
as it comes out.
I'm playing that.
Get it? Excellent! Chat, Get it? Egg-cellent?
Ha ha, Chad. Get it?
Egg?
Because it's the uh... Why do I always get stuck with the night shifts?
There's something creepy about them.
Yeah, because it is nighttime. Of course you're going to be cranked out.
Maybe they have something on the radio that will soothe my mind about it. Or just take your phone to work.
Emergency broadcast, do not go out tonight as we have been alerted there is a serial killer on the loose.
The police do not want anyone to go outside tonight,
to ensure public safety.
We thank you for your understanding
knowing every boss they would still make it go to work.. They'll snazzy with 10,000 bids.
Don't be snazzy with the 10,000 bids.
It was a slug round
and you hit a flesh wound
plus she must have had
an adrenaline rush.
This dude just did everything in his power to cope, or to give an example of why that didn't kill Brandy when I shot her with a shotgun.
Are you kidding me? This ain't real life snazzy!
Appreciate the bits though.
Enter gas station. Man, how many gas stations have we worked at?
Was that a banana? Yo, how much money is in roadblocks?
Enter gas station.
Is this my first night on a job or have I, if I've been working?
Tell worker to clock out.
Somebody's in here working already?
Yo!
Yo,
I'm taking over.
You can go ahead and leave.
Hey, it's your time to clock out man Hey!
It's your time to clock out, man.
Finally.
Have you heard the news?
I feel bad for you.
LOL
Buddy, ain't nobody
gonna come up here and try nothing on me. Trust me.
I got a broom in the back. I'ma hit him with it.
Queso's belly rolls with
the five. Whatever, dude i'm out of here this
place gives me the creeps dude then why are you still working
also just between us i got kind of hungry. Might have
ate a lot of food off the shelves.
That wasn't me that said that it was him!
Hey, so let me guess...
Imma have to restock the shelves cause he don't eat all of the food?
Are you kidding me?!
YOU ATE THE ENTIRE STORE!
This dude... store this dude go to the back and clock in i wasn't clocked in already excuse me
did i clock in Oh
Pop alert that is a Bobski! What are we talking about? I missed it? Wait, what did I miss? Clip it and look?
Wait. What do you mean? something popped on the screen so What? What? WHAT?!
No way!
Yo, German with the fuck
cell
more
set how many times that we've been in these little board games now
yelled up you get out of man yo W gals man yo how did I miss that I wasn't even reading no shot inaccurate though I don't eat food like that okay restock the shelves okay
um restock that.
Restock that. Restock it?
Do I gotta grab stuff to use
it to restock?
Oh, I gotta grab stuff till we stop, Chad. Why don't y'all tell me? Yo, Hillary with the five.
Oh my goodness, this is the best gas station I've ever seen in my life. I have never seen a gas station with this big of a variety of noodles. Dude, what
is this place? Give me the
Addy right now! What are these?!
Oh my goodness!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I got a little carried away.
Yo Mr Slim Gravy with the five gift appreciate it. Calm down?
I can't calm down. Those look good to you?
There's nothing, chat... What do y'all think the most wholesome food in the world is?
It's gotta be just a good bowl of noodles, man.
Thank you for watching! You know what I mean yeah, I saw this mask by the way
that's only if you have people playing with you
and you want to scare them, right?
yo, this is a pretty easy job.
How am I going to stay paying me?
We had no customers yet.
Ooh, dude...
Yo, actually,
I have never seen a gas station with this big of a
variety.
Chat what's the best gas station?
Is it Bucky's? like what does bucky's have like they got like noodles and all that
like a big like section All right, we only got four more shelves left to stock.
This job is easy, dude.
Close the door!
I don't want that thing standing open. there's a murderer on the loose they can Oh, man. I'd love working here.
Dude! I would LOVE working here.
Dude, I would LOVE WORKING HERE, man!
What you talkin' about?
Bro goes to a gas station
to eat?
Yeah, me and every other
individual on the planet.
I would argue I've been to
a gas station more times to get snacks
than I have to get gas.
But you know what's weird?
I never go there and get
snacks and gas at the same time.
You know what I mean? Like,
I'll go to either get gas or get snacks.
I've never been and done both.
What you mean, we know?
Top right corner. What about the top right corner?
It says Kaysaw. That's my name. I'm sorry. Top right corner of the room?
You talking about in here, where? so. There ain't no way!
Bro!
There ain't no shot!
Ha ha ha ha ha! Y'all... Yo!
Bro!
Yo, W reference. I can't lie.
Yo chat, W reference though.
Bro, I'm just chilling in the corner
with an obviously edited picture.
Okay?
Shelves are stopped.
Do I hear a car pulling up?
Uh, chat what's that? No, oh
Let me get customer service mode
Hey ma'am. How you doing're having a good night. There's a murderer on the loose who might kill ya! Be careful I'm just playing! Okay.
Will that be all for you, ma'am?
Golly! What is that? How many cans... Why did you stack them like that?!
Finally! What do you mean finally?!
WHAT?! What?
Oh my goodness, bro.
I'm about to get fired.
Five dollars.
I'll be calling corporate about this experience? Call them then!
Call them! it's my store I'm calling the police because you're speeding in the parking lot, too! Wow!
Wow! Um, you go act like you didn't just see- okay, you're about eight foot tall. Yeah, let me go back over here Hey, how you doing sir?
Hey, how are ya? Hey.
Alright.
Oh yeah, I got you. Yeah. Yeah, I got you sorry
$7.99 for one bag of chips and she got like eight cans of stuff it was only five dollars inflation is crazy you see I stood on business so Chad I said hey man don't you ever run me over or almost run me over again.
Yeah that's right! You better get out of here!
He heard me.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey ma'am. Is the guy in the red shirt creeping out there work here?
What?!
What you mean?
Who?!
Um, there's not supposed to be anybody else here.
You're so rude, man.
Yeah, exactly!
What? Yeah, exactly! Okay I need $20 worth of gas. Here's 25 keep the change.
Looks like you need it more than me. I'm going to put my two weeks' notice on the wall. You ain't lying, bro! I'm about to quit!
I'm about to put my two-weeks' notice on the wall.
I don't want to be a loser anymore.
I'm not gonna quit. I'm about to put my two weeks notice in.
This is ridiculous.
Chad, does anybody that works
at customer service,
this accurate?
Are people really this rude?
Wait a minute, is that the same lady from a minute ago?!
Same truck. Hey, how you doing sir?
Detective? What are you doing here on a night like this?
Oh I'm just chilling what's it look look like I do when I'm working?!
I've heard some footsteps. What was that?
You know there is man on the loose right? Yes sir! I know there is a man on the loose, right? Yes sir. I know there is a man on the loose
But guess what? I don't have an option
I gotta work dude
I got to get that paycheck
So i can keep buying my noodles everyday
You've been warned we believe the maniac
is targeting gas station employees why would he be in...
What? Why?
What'd I do?
See ya, Mr. Detective.
See ya! see ya
other than the rude customers this is a pretty chill job know what I mean you You can like watch, you know, watching YouTube or something.
Whoa!
This dude is a sniper's dream. Look at that head top! Bro!
I'm gonna confront him.
Hey, why are you here?
Yeah, get out of here.
He ain't going to say nothing.
Bro, can you leave? You're being creepy!
You're scaring off customers dude.
Go!
He ain't gonna save nothing.
Yo, read with the fire! Appreciate you!
... I appreciate you.
Hi, Case it's me again. Just about to say that you look like Super Saiyan.
I do?
I'll see you again soon, very soon.
Buddy, buddy, you ain't going to run away.
Yo, bless with the 2,000 picks as well.
There's a game called Pressure.
Chaps, I play Pressure?
Yeah, I feel like we should call in Sickers.
We need to call the boss and be like Yeah, I feel like we should call in sickers.
We need to call the boss and be like hey, I don't bookey myself at work.
Can I go home?
$7.50 an hour?!
Oh! I'm quitting!
Later in the night shift. Chat, would you do this for $750?
And we gotta mop the floors?
I gotta buy the mop.
Oh, it's a sledgehammer.
My bad!
Grab the mop.
Okay. Grab them all. I can't, Chadder won't let me grab it.
You have it
um why you throw an assault rifle on the ground in here?
Hey W-Employee chat!
Is the roof leaking or something? Why is there so much water up in here? You need a raise?
Yeah, if I'm making $7.50 an hour I definitely need a raise raise oh another customer Hey! How you doing?
Welcome to Queso's gas station.
Hello, sir. I'm here for a job interview. I like how y'all see somebody slightly large and immediately say it's me.
You didn't get nothing, sir?
Okay have a... Bottle of water.
Hey there!
Just this drink please.
Did you just call a bottle of water a drink?
That'll be three- Three fifty!
Three fifty for a bottle of water!
Chat, inflation going crazy man Oh, that's a nice car. Hey how you doing?
I'm good.
I'm going to go get my car.
I'll be right back.
I got this.
I got this. I got this. a nice car hey how you doing
how are you doing sir
hope you're having a good night and i hope you find everything
hope you find everything... Hope you find everything okay.
What'll it be? So you get some some noodles that's the noodle aisle
what is that
wow i'm surprised this place is even open right now
see y'all keep saying that but like bro ain't nobody gonna come
mess with me if they do i'ma hit him in the head with the phone
haven't you heard?
There's a murderer around here.
He's coming to kill us all, yet you went to the gas station.
Buddy, you ain't that scared. Good luck with that.
Here's your money, I'm outta here! Chad, if he was really that afraid of a burglar...
Oh we're dead.
Yeah we're dead, we gotta go outside. GG chat.
Yep! We gotta clear the trash cans. I can guarantee you
we're going to die out here.
I'm armed!
Who's...
Is that my car?
Chad, is that my car?
I think it is, right?
That's what he pulled in?
Wow, how long has this been it is right that's what we pulled in
wow how long has this been how long has it been since we took the trash out there's bags Oh, chat.
You already know he's going to be waiting behind this build.
He's going to kill me, dude.
Dude? He's gonna kill me, dude.
If you're out here I'll have you know that I got eight bodybuilders inside the gas station. Customer! Customer.
Customer, customer!
Hey, how you doing?
Hey sir. We hope you find everything okay with the store.
Um we just restocked.
We got fresh stock.
It's only two months out of date.
So I'm gonna go ahead and get it.
I'll be right back.
Okay. So I see you how much will these drinks cost we need
drinks there's just one there sir let me see. $6, $6.99.
That's insane.
Ha ha your friend.
Seriously though.
It's $6.99.
I don't make the prices it's $6.99 if you ain't got it you ain't got okay oh no Are you kidding me?
I'm about to call the police. He just stole that!
He literally just stole that!
He didn't even pay half price!
This is going to come out of my paycheck because the boss will be like,
Hey man. The products that we sold doesn't match up with the amount of money we got.
What happened?
They're not going to explain to him what happened.
He's going to somehow say it's my fault, and it's going to come out of my paycheck.. Hey, Sean. Why's he got a suit on?
I don't know. He gonna go dookie? Broke on his best suit to go dookie.
You gonna leave the door open?
Sir! So- oh! You ain't't gonna close the door? Are you kidding?!
Sir, you gotta buy something if you use the restroom.
Bro didn't wipe? There's no way he wiped!
Hey sir... hey... I was gonna use your bathroom. The toilets are disgusting.
I make $7.50 an hour sir.
Can't a man find a peaceful place to go, number two?
Yeah. It's called home.
Sorry sir! I'll clean it right now.
He's leaving? I'm not cleaning it then. Objective, get the toilet clean.
$7.50 an hour chat. Chat!
$7.50 an hour Oh my... Did y'all hear those footsteps?
Ken, did you all hear those footsteps?
Whoever left this one here had uh had taco
down my four last i could smell the uh i can smell the potato spice of a
potato taco What are you doing? You almost gave me a heart attack.
Haha, what do you think I'm doing? You almost gave me a heart attack!
Haha, what do you mean? I'm just here to use the bathroom.
No! Leave right now or I'll have you trespassed.
You're a weirdo, fat, stand-alone business right here.
What just happened?
Where did he go?
Wait, he just left? He just bounced?
I bet he's in the gas station hiding a core of him. Kill us when we walk back in there. How much you wanna bet?
... bit sir you better not be up in here Sir?
What is he doing? What is he doing?!
I done told you. You're out of here. Now why are you here again?
Hello there, can i get a little snack for free?
Wait. Aren't you the creep who scared me while I was cleaning the toilet? Yeah that's him!
Uhhhhhhh... cleaning the toilet yeah that's him yes you are yeah Yeah he is!
Get out of here before I call the police!
You shouldn't have come to work today, didn't you hear the news?
I'll make you regret all this.
You don't scare me.
So he really gonna kill me cause I didn't give him a snack for free?
What a loser.
That's you, you think I would kill somebody because they didn't give me a free snack? Is that how little you think of me, Jack?
Oh, my God. as if this night couldn't get any worse now there's a fiery car crash right outside the job. You just got somebody killed.
You ran out into the road and they swerved to miss you
And now their dead because of YOU i'm calling the cops
did you cause this
I told you I would make
You regret
Showing up
To work
Tonight
This don't
Affect me
Now
You're going To be my next victim.
Aaaaaah!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
... Ha ha! Yeah, call the police.
Where's the phone? Call them!
What?! Hey, hey, hey... What?
Is this not the phone? Where's the phone?
Oh. Call the police. Phone rings, W roleplay.
Phone rings.
Hello, this is the police department.
How can I help you? There's a guy trying to kill me at the gas station! Please come down here!
That's pretty much what I said.
Uh, are you sure that wasn't just a homeless...
Ma'am! Are you seriously gonna sit
here and act like I'm not being serious?
Okay, we've dispatched two officers to your location.
I need to fix the fuse locks.
We're dead, chat. We're so dead. We're so cooked.
I should hide until the police arrive?
Yeah, where we gonna hide at?
I could stay here or risk hiding in the bathroom.
I'm not going to be able to do that. i could stay here or risk hiding in the bathroom so Was this a bad idea? the police arrived at the scene just in time oh
w ending chat yeah that was actually a good game yo W game bro that was actually good he has other ones we try some time soon so what's it called? Pressure.
Pressure. Chad, is this it?
Is it? There's 7.6 thousand people playing it right now move cam what you mean
this game relies on heavily on audio cues headphones are highly recommended Highly recommended.
You are an inmate of Blank High Security Prison. Your crimes are irrelevant. I didn't commit no crime! Whether you were falsely charged is irrelevant. You have served 93 days of your blank year sentence
today three men from urban shade begin
being Uh-huh begin to be... They were
they stated, yeah
many of your fellow inmates signed up, you signed up as well.
Wait hold on!
Three minutes of the Urban Shade Corporation arrived at the prison.
They're searching for draftees to help them retrieve a crystal.
They stated that the risk of death was high but who would know? a crystal.
They stated that the risk of death was high, but whoever could retrieve
the asset and return it to them would be
pardoned. Chad, would you take that deal?
If you were in jail for like years, would you take the deal of like
go doing something that like could be death but you get parted
it would yeah You would? Yeah, I'd probably take it too. See what game pops up when you search KSO?
Wait should I do that real quick before we start so. I'm going to try it. Dude, there's so many.
Try it? The breakfast massacre.
What? Why are we in a restaurant?
Wait, what is this game?
Ooh, that's some sausage biscuits man.
Or not sausage biscuits, but biscuits and gravy.
Where do you go to play oh the delivery truck will arrive in 60 seconds what is What is this?
Steak?
Am I duokian?
Kevin Heart Disease. Read my hat What does that even mean? This dude's name is Quesos BBL.
Oh, nah!
Alright, 10 seconds till we see what happens. Oh, nah!
Alright. 10 seconds till we see what happens.
BANG What happened? 30 seconds, Alright, dead.
Is this game scary chat?
Run the race! Run, be ready. What is going on man?
WHAT?! what What's going on? What is happening?
There's nobody here!
Press 1...
Oh, I'm the killer? DIE!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! it's And it just goes to the most casual elevator music I've ever heard in my life.
What?
Dude... Dude. Is it just random that I got chose as killer right there? um I'm not sure what to do. Hold on, can you a rest before we start this one. so so so. so uh I've said it before and i'll say
it again.
It feels good to be still
Ah!
Woo Woo! Get a hit of that.
Ah, ah, ah, shit, get a hit of that.
Queso's Gamer Cells flavor.
Gamercelses.com discount code Queso's Gamer Cells Flavor.
Gamercelses.com, discount code Queso
Get yourself some Queso
nuclear bomb signal today
Let's go the day. You are expendable Wow, thanks man. Appreciate it. You are not expected to return? Okay. Thanks. I like how I load into the game and somebody's typing Bruno Mars bar.
What is this shit? This is... There's so many people in here.
What is this? Shit!
I saw I'm sorry. There's just so many people! Look at all these people! I'm getting Doors vibes already.
So Jack, this is like doors submarine ocean gate i'm sorry mother so um Alright, we'll go up the wall and do this.
Is this more difficult or less difficult than doors?
Passive-sensitive, everything. course. You have been put into the diving tank, allowing you to navigate any potential flooded areas. You've also been equipped with a crystal container.
Use procedure in the crystal to hide from other creatures. You have also been equipped with the Crystal Container.
Use to secure your crystal head, back when in a hangar you should.
You have permission to use any additional equipment that you may find.
Elven Echo Pathé Isis on its north end. Okay.
Okay! I'm personally already ready.
Okay!
Oh, this is like doors.
So you hide like doors too.
Oh, I'm nervous!
Oh Chad, I'm nervous dude. Does the money work like it does in doors too or whatever? so okay um kind of scared Um... Kinda scared.
What was that noise? A battery for what, Do I got a flashlight?
Who just said GG for what?
Am I dead?
What was that?
I hear a noise. What's that noise I'm hearing?
How many doors? Chad, how many doors in this game?
You'll knob with the five.
Okay, this is fine.
Jack, this is fine! Nothing bad is happening here. We're good.
Kitty!
Kitty! Kidding!
What is that noise, dude? Kidding. Okay.
We go eight
we go eight
i can't see Help.
Help.
What's happening here?
Is this the right door, Chad? Or no?
I need a keycard.
Where'd the key card at?
I need some key card action! Wind chime?
Uh, Chad, I got bad news.
Chad I got bad news there's no key card.
I missed it? I missed it back here, is that what you're telling me?
Chad, I can't see nothing back here dude.
Bro is cooked? I'm good, I'm not even going down.
I'll beat this first try, watch.
That being said, where's the keycard?
I'm about to lose it man! Where is the key card?!
... go back more?
Chat, y'all are saying
hide but nothing's jumping out at me.
Like y'all keep saying hide but chat nothing nothing's jumping out you know so It was right here the whole time.
Why didn't y'all tell me-
Oh, no... Oh Oh, hello. You died. say, oh hey you died? Like I didn't know that when I first saw it buddy.
I'll need you to tell me that I died! I sink it! so Play Rec Room?
Wait, can I get band playing Rec Room chat?
I feel like
I can get band
playing rec room.
Because don't people
scream slurs
and stuff in
rec room?
Oh wait, no, I've played it before
Yeah
Yo Maz with the 5
Bro sings like an ipad kid what that makes no sense!
That doesn't even make sense. Why is there a head on your shelf?
Wait, There's a head on my shelf? Where?
Where is it? Where is it?
Wait, this?!
... wait i got that out of fan mail y'all want to see it
yo booty with the five gifted. Chat, y'all weren't here when I got this out of the fan mail? Hold up.
Somebody send it to me.
... Somebody made this out of like Lego pieces?
BOTASH SHUT UP MAN! Somebody made this out of like Lego pieces.
Pretty hard if you ask me.
So y'all mess with it?
Does it look like me?
I feel like it does.
There's some resemblance with semblances
there's some resemblances Now, it's a little too wide for me.
I'll put you back where you belong. so Bro can y'all shut up?
Golly man
I was turned around for two seconds you can't even see nothing
bro what is wrong with y'all lunch lady walk what does that mean Yeah, y'all own one tonight bro.
Hey!
Hey, y'all own one- hey!
Lunch lady walk!
What does that...
Bro, what does that even mean dude?
I got something on my eye
Okay so chat.
What do y'all want to do first?
Do you want to get netherite First or do you want to do like another
Raid first or do You want to do like another raid first?
Or do you want to do the wither first?
All three of these are relatively dangerous missions that we must partake in.
Yo, Novel with the Five! Here's the thing, chat. I feel like we need full netherite. Should I get a netherrite sword, yes or no? Is
a netherite
sword worth it?
Wait. Hold on, hold on.
Can you repair netherite armor
with diamonds?
... Wait, how do you repair netherite is with more netherrite No way, man!
Bro, I get why y'all are saying...
I get why y'all are saying... I get why y'all are saying, um...
Listen.
I get y'all are saying mending
but y'all act like
I can just fart and mending fly out.
That's not how this works.
Life, man.
Villagers? Okay. How long of a process does it take to get mending from a villager? Five minutes at most?
So, chat you're telling me I can throw on the elytra fly fly to the nearest village and get mending within five minutes of being there.
That's God be a lie.
Y'all gots to be trolled. Or, some people are saying
should I get a villager to come live at
my house with me?
You're an idiot so it would take 30 minutes instead.
You act like I don't know what I'm doing here!
Search a video? Should I? Only swamp villagers can make Mindo.
Okay, so chat where do i get a swamp villager from
have i seen a swamp village before or
we could fish for it. Or we could fish
for it with our lucky fishing
rod! You know what, chat?
I don't even need mending.
I'm putting my foot down. I'm not getting mended. I'm putting my foot down.
I'm not getting mended.
You know what, chat?
Put my foot down.
I'm not getting mending
yeah you heard me we ain't getting mended
yeah Yeah. Yeah, you heard me!
You're gonna regret that?
How am I going to regret it?
Nothing's gonna break.
At the end of the day if one of my netherite armies is destroyed nothing's gonna break.
At the end of the day, if one
of my netherite
armors get low,
you know what I'm
going to do?
I'm going to go
and I'm going to
go get more
netherite because
look, none of
them are low
besides the
helmet. The helmet's a little low. Besides the helmet. The helmet's
a little low.
But even then,
you act like putting mending on
this thing is just gonna magically make it regenerate.
Chat, that's not how it works. The only way
that armor is gonna regenerate
is if you get hit
with it on. Correct?
... It regenerates with XP? Oh man, we might have to do that then.
Wait chat, we might have to do that huh so the first thing they all want to do right here do y'all want to go to a village because we can. We could fly out right now.
Hey, we could fly out anytime
traveling easy nowadays, chat.
Wait, where was that village that we saw?
Wait, do I need my emeralds?
Okay. Why didn't you nerds tell me that I needed my animals? Is that something y'all didn't think y'all needed to tell
you, boy?
You're slow? So now look what happened. Now y'all made me burn half my fireworks.
You proud of yourself, Jack? Huh? You proud? I'm him. Wait, I've truly mastered the elytra now! Who stole my emeralds? Was it you?
Nah, I'm playing.
I would never chat.
Chat, I'm playing. I would never, Chad. Chad, I would never.
Chad, I was joking, man!
Bro, y'all know
I was joking, dude.
Hold on. bro y'all know i was joking dude hold on
i only got nine emeralds is this a sick joke this is a joke!
Okay, bad news is chat...
We got four fireworks left.
Good news is I'll just be able to make a boat if i need one what direction should we go so we go that way This way. this way
easy money
easy money chat easy money chat
easy money
we gotta conserve
as many fireworks as we can.
Make a lecture.
Wait, should I make a lecture at the house?
Yo, Kulo with the kid.
What's good, Kulo?
W-Kulo.
What's good good Kulo
no I can make a lecture when we get to the village chat ain't no big deal
look village right here! Easy.
Have we been here?
Is this brand new
y'all better not say nothing i don't want to hear nothing you understand me Okay, swap this. There we go.
Yo the kid with the five, appreciate you!
Okay chat what are we looking for?
This dude's a librarian.
Which villager
are we looking for?
Shut up!
Wait, we're looking for a librarian?!
Take his community to go to a village.
Are you watching the screen? We're in a house
sorry sir I gotta do what i gotta do
this is what I need. hey sir come here real quick
I got a surprise for you.
Enjoy your stay.
Okay, we have a librarian trapped in his own home. Now what?
Step one complete right? Well he can get out up here too, that's unacceptable.
He can never leave!
He's a prisoner!
Yo kid with the five...
Alright sir we're gonna have to do some business okay
now what Break it and replace it until you get Mending. So we're going to break and replace this until we get mending.
Okay, that's kind of like cheating right?
No he is not a librarian anymore!
Be a liba-
So is it gonna be up here?
I just keep doing this?
Yo, Kasey's refrigerator with the fine git to appreciate you.
Okay, keep doin' it.
Is he cheating chat?
Come back.
So, this is like a very good thing if we get this right.
Sir, I'm trying to put the lectern there! Can you do me a solid and move out of the way?
Move out of the way!
Move out of the way...
Did you just shake your head no?
Get with the fly, Presagent. Shut up, peanut butter. What are y'all doing out here? luck of the sea
yeah i'm good on that buddy.
Welcome to sea! Yeah, I'm good.
Yo can y'all shut up out here?
What are they doing?!
Shut up!! doing shut up lecture What are they doing?
Wait, no!
What are they doing?!
What are they doing? I'm about to start sniping everybody.
I'm about to start sniping!
Dude, I'm in here start sniping!
Dude, I'm in here doing business. Can y'all shut up please?
Thank you.
Never mind.
Cool... Hey, chat! Look at me. I'm a Minecraft villager. This is my only purpose in life. Oh, my bro, shut up! uh Man. Lecture!
Lecture!
I hate this guy.
Hey, hey! i hate this guy hey hey hey uh Action!
Action!
What is bleach? You gonna say huh like you don't know what it is when you're the one selling it.
Chat, what is Breach? No like actually what is it. Like I don't know.
Case orger than his cat with the five its for's for the mace, so that's rare to them right?
Too bad I don't need it nerd!
You're gonna give me Minding one way or another.
Minding!
Thorns... Do I look like a rosebush?
I don't want thorns give me Riptide, riptide. I got all day!
YES!!! Yes!
Huh? Okay!
Okay. Bro, okay.
We got Mindy.
Huh? bro okay we got mending
26 emmy rules
who called me? Hello.
Huh?
Okay. Chat, we you to make a lecture.
She said check media and show everybody. Yo, one of the goats had a little baby!
Yo Chad, one of our goats had a kid!
Yo look at him dude!
Yoooooo dude yo chat what should we name them
dude i forgot one of them goats was even pregnant.
Yo that just happened huh?
Bro...
Yo W goat man!
Chetty had a little kid, dude.
Chad, what do you name
a baby goat? What are they called, a calf?
Name them men. name of mending yo low-key yeah we low-key yo w goat chat that's cool the things come out already walking and stuff. That's crazy!
Okay, chat this is an absolute
miracle
We might actually name the goat mending
we got mending as soon as that goat was born do we name them ending
we might want to say a mending chat.
Okay,
so we need to get a Fletcher here, correct?
We need a Fletcher in this village.
What are the odds there's a Fletcher already here? Let's go check, chat. Let's matter of fact matter of fact um how much we can back it how much more back at that one block
watch this mlg
oh MLG! Look at him sleeping so peacefully.
Look at him, Chad.
Sleeping so peacefully. at him sleeping so no I didn't hit you sir I'm so sorry just don't take a bed My bad.
My bad now.
The golem's gonna hit you? Wait, is he actually? uh
let me go talk to him
yo we cool. We cool.
We could chat. We cool man it was an accident
He's aware that it was an accident everything's fine i thought
he was about to swing on me for a minute bro oh so i'm talking about the sweet Sweet!
You better grow up to be a Fletcher.
You understand me? Oh, Ha!
Okay, so we're looking for a Fletcher. Correct? W Village.
Okay, if we find a Fletcher
do we lock him in a room as well?
Yo, finish with the T and get the W. Finish with the T and get the...
Leather boots and a leather hat!
I'm about to ransack this whole village and kill everybody in here.
I'm about to join the pillagers!
Oh yeah, make a table.
I need to make a fletching table, correct?
Should I lock one of these villagers?
Hear me out! Hear me out! finish with another
TNW finish, hear me out
I lock a
villager who doesn't have a job
in a house, I make
a fletching table and I put the fletching table in the house with that villager
that doesn't have a job, and that villager that doesn't have a job turns into a fletcher. Does that work?
That does work?
Easy money.
Hey, easy money chat what you want me to say?
Alright! say all right
life
cheers Oh.
Life! Ah. They do be a solid. Go back in the house real quick.
Come here, boy. Hehehehe. You're gonna be in here for a while.
Don't even try to leave me.
I'll be right back.
Wait, can I make a fletching table in here chat?
Why are y'all saying Ayo
I didn't even do nothing.
Sir, you're jobless but today you're gonna get a job life
life
let's go get some...
Let's go grab some...
What is it called? Let's go grab some...
What is it called? Gravel.
Gravel! Found it, chap. Grab him.
Found it, chap!
Uh...this is gonna take two and a half years.
Let's grab a couple pieces carry them to the surface and form one. Sound good?
I'm dead. No! No no no! All right, let's farm these. What this loser just typed in the chat? You're lucky I couldn't find it.
He said something about you should have took the respiration from yesterday. There's one. Gahook Shovel! Gahook Shovel! Gahook Shovel! GAHOOK SHOVEL! I ain't got a shovel.
There we go, that's all i needed anyway that's all i need to chat Alright sir, welcome to your first job. Okay?
You are now
a Fletcher!
... picture. That's what I'm talking about.
That right there, that's what I'm talking
about.
32 for one of them
Are you kidding me with these
props? Kid me with these props. Ha!
Ha!
Are you kidding me? Ha! in me
We got 64 though chat that's good.
Thank you, thank you and it's still 32
I'm over here doing business with you
You ain't gonna cut me a deal
Oh man when we're done doing business on my teeth...
I'm playing a game now.
Alright, let's go do some deforestation
real quick.
Just a little bit of deforestation
there we go, yup all right that didn't go too bad wait chad is there an easier way to get gunpowder than just having to farm creepers or no? A creeper farm?
Wait, you can make it to where it only spawns creepers okay also
cheaters I'm not gonna lie okay how much on how many mending books would you say that I need?
Eight.
But now that we have the Fletcher and stuff, that's not going to take long.
Right?
Wait, why eight?
Armor and all tools? No, I just need it for armor
And like a sword
And my bow
So i just need five.
No, I need six for the elytra too.
Elytra really needs it.
Like ely her 100% dude I noticed one thing about using the elytra.
It's hard for me to keep my sense of direction.
Does anybody else do that when you're using an elytra?
Like it's hard for me to realize what direction I came from? Does anybody else do that when you're using an elytra?
Like it's hard for me to realize what direction I came from because I just flew over everything
real quick.
No, just you.
Shut up! No, just you.
Shut up!
Alright chat we're going back. All right, chat.
We're going back.
You think that's enough wood?
Let's get a little bit more.
Want to do a little bit more?
How many stacks you think we need, chap? A couple three stacks.
Good job. I'm glad y'all taught me how to do this because it's like the best way to get emeralds.
Like, this is so fire! to So...
Do we go netherite sword or netherrite axe, bro?
Because I have yet to be proven. Or not yet to be proved, yet to be proven or not yet to be put yet to be convinced that swords are better you know what I mean the deforestation goes crazy, by the way.
Boots? Well yeah we're gonna get boots too.
Because once we have mending all we're going to have and do some
bidness?
Pull it,
we'll pull it when the time comes.
I don't know man, people glaze in swords. Well no already note the polls gonna say sword because every single time that we do a poll what's better swords versus axes?
People glaze swords for whatever reason
look full chain armor i three shot him would a sword do that no it Y'all saying yes, y'all know your line.
A sword is not three-shotting a full chainmail uh...
skeleton. Alright, let's try the sword then.
How many- it took two hits to kill that other zombie!
Let's see how many he takes with his sword.
It's dead. It's so mid. Even with fire, it's mid.
Look, one...
Two...
Three!
Okay? Axe! One, two, three.
Okay? Axe!
One...
Two!
One...two!
That's all the convincing that I would ever need?
That an axe is better.
And it can do this you didn't
do it right okay what am I doing wrong with the sword then?
Are you not supposed to crit with the sword too?
Y'all glazing chat. Chat y'all glazing, man.
Does an axe kill multiple at once?
No! But I can count on one hand how many times in Minecraft history that me hitting two enemies
with a sword was actually beneficial. It doesn't matter! matter.
Yo, Queso six-pack of pudding cups with the five gifted and Nick
with the five as well?
... chat i'll tell you what if we get a netherite sword and it truly impresses me
I will change over from axe to sword. But...
To this day, I've never been more impressed by a sword than an axe. Via
We have so much wood You traveling is made so easy with this thing.
I almost died.
Bro, I almost died just now. Did you see how close that was?
Yo, Jay-Z with the 5, that's a real Jay-Z!
Okay this is the house I need to be in right now. Let's go.
Roomies! roomies
bro is trying so hard to be different i can't that's ironic coming from a guy named soggy mozzarella stick
Yo, dude
I'm literally not trying to be different because I like an axe better.
I'm not!
I'm not trying to be different because of that. It just does more damage!
I'm MrBeast, I promise with the five-digger. Okay.
Alright let's do some business.
We need an insane amount of sticks.
This is going to give us a ridiculous amount of sticks, this is gonna be crazy chat.
Oh my goodness we might have too many.
OH MAN!
Is that-is this TOO MUCH?! Oh man! Is this too much?
Hold shift.
Oh you're right, I forgot my bad.
Okay that is a lot. I forgot, my bad.
Okay that is a lot.
Oh my goodness that is so much.
Bruh! that is so much bruh
chat this is borderline too many right should we go so we go over there yo saggy with the five
wait no well let's just trade right here yo let's trade bro come on There we go. How many emeralds do we need for six books, or for six...
For six members?
Where are you going with that? six um for six minutes
bro your price is gonna drop
oh i was oh i was giving him too many huh his prices didn't even go down though
huh Ha, shove. You can do two stacks at once cap.
Live from the top. You can do two stacks at once. Tap! Life, man!
Awwww...
Huh?
Hmmmm... Wait, can you actually tap two stacks at once do i keep trading I feel like I'm getting scammed. Am I getting scammed?
He dropped it from 32.
He dropped it from 32 to 31. huh He's farming you? HE IS FARMING ME!
So I say inflation is farming me
so i said inflation got minecraft too
bro but this is ridiculous prices yo tag with the five
this is ridiculous pricing sir is this the biggest scam we've ever had chat
bro restock bro come on restock man
bro restart
huh Ah. Chaps, we go check on the librarian? I don't like you bro, I really don't.
Come on.
Awwww... Oh, I should leave them in there with the water and drown to them.
Okay which room did I trap the librarian in? I think it's here right?
Alright. Now we can do some business man hey i heard you got my Why did he change back? huh Huh? Huh?
Do I need a boat too?
Hmm... Do I need a book, too?
Thankfully he's got these in here. Am I safe to break these shacks? Oh, I'm hurt.
Come on man.
Come on bro. Come on, dude.
Bro come on man.
I hate this guy!
Okay, you know what? You're done going downstairs. No, you're done.
You're done. You're not... Stop. Stop.
You're done. You're not yet stop Mending Give me mending.
Now!
MENDING! GET OUT OF MY FACE, GIVE ME MENDING! Mending!
Get out of my face, give me mending! What channel we switching to?
WHAT IS CHANNELING?!
What actually, what is that?
For the trident? Well I ain't got one.
Bro quit walking off man!
Here... Bro, quit walking off man. Here.
Please bro.
I scared my friend to death! If you don't stop trying to walk around, I'm about to box you into a one by one.
You know what?
I'm doing it.
No, I'm doing it. Nah, you move too much.
Get back in that corner.
Stay there.
Yeah, you're done.
You are so done. You're so done.
Oh, you can't reach it now? genius
genius genius
don't know what quick I hate this guy.
Buddy, please!
Buddy! Please! Buddy, please stop!
I need it.
I had it and lost it.
Chat, we had it and lost it dude.
Please give me mending dude.
I'm begging you, man.
Bro...
Don't do this dude, we had it!
Just know if you never give me mending, you're never leaving this room. You will spend the rest of your days in here, do you understand me? uh uh It's the fact that we had it. You know what I mean?
It's the fact that we've had it and for some reason me leaving
the water in here for some reason multi-shot what is that uh uh huh
give me mending or give me death!
I have unironically never heard of it like some
of these in my life what is density two twist saying of course How many times are you going to give me luck at a seat, bro?
How many times? Huh?
The fact that he's trying to run out every time I break it is cra-
You're gonna be cursed for vanishing again?
I'm about to make you vanish!
Huh. uh huh stop trying to get out so huh Okay. Huh? I'm not gonna get it, Chad.
It's gone forever now!
Please, please.
Please, please. Please man, my big back attack is gonna break before you give it to me!
I hate you so much.
I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
STOP CHANNELING, I'M DANGEROUS!
Pah... Oh lord have mercy. uh huh 48!
I'm not doing it.
Huh?
Huh? Wait, am I tripping or the first one we had was only 11? Right?!
Huh? That was only 11, right?
Huh?
Huh?
I have to get it right, like i have to.
Huh?
Like i HAVE TO GET IT! Uh huh... get it let's go wait he constantly has it now?
Huh?
Wait, he keeps it now?!
Huh?
Oh my goodness, this is the best thing I've ever seen!
So we can sit here and just... We could get...
Okay. More Emerald time.
He's not going to get rid of it since he's pinned in there, right?
There's no way he's going to get rid of it? Or don't let me go out. That's cool.
It's a scam price? I know it's
a scam price, but like
we need that. You know what I mean like we need it bad so I am I'm
willing to get scammed okay it's worth it right it's like work
at work this's worth it right? Type 1 if its worth it. Like this is worth it.
Roomies! Okay. Now, we need some more stick action.
Let's do some trading here.
22?
Okay. Chad, how many mini books
do we actually need?
Yo PF with the five, appreciate you!
The good news is that it is so easy.
It is unbelievably, Jack, like disgustingly, insanely easy to get emeralds.
Somebody do the math! If I'm gonna get six mending books how many emeralds do I need?
Somebody do that math please.
Six mending?
How many emeralds do I need? 228?
Excuse me?
What? what This is by far the fastest way though, right? I mean it's a million
times faster than just finding emeralds.
I know that much.
Wait he could eventually much
wait he could eventually move to getting glass too huh glass would be way easier Do a raid for lower prices.
So if you protect
the village from a raid, it drops the prices on everything?
Is that for every village or just one village?
Just one? That's a scam!
Is that not a scam?
There's just randomly two dogs. wait what K stop using the whole stack for one when he is selling it for 31 sticks? Hey, listen here
you goober. You realize he's giving me 2 and not 1?
... two and not one.
He wouldn't just randomly be taking 31
sticks from me.
He's giving me two per trade now are his prices insane yeah
but he's not like outright scamming me like that.
Okay, what are the most important things I need mending on?
Elytra is probably up there
Armor, yeah armor yeah the chest piece and like yeah it definitely needs it 100 percent
100 it means 100% it needs to be.
Sword? You mean axe?
Yo, Dales with the 10 gifted W. Dells with the 10 gifted...
Yeah I'm not too big of a fan
Of Big Back Attack here
I don't know
The reason that I think
Big Back Attack doesn't have aura
Is because it didn't help us at all in the dragon fight.
Now, on the other hand, Bo Loras...
Bo Loras is by far like our best thing we have, right? Like, Bo Lors is insane. All right.
Let's get a few more.
We got a couple stacks.
Let's get four stacks.
Still two more. The sword is better. I have yet to be proven otherwise that the axe is less Case used shulker boxes to store more sticks?
I mean, yeah but I can just sell them when I'm in there with them so it's not really
a big deal.
So am I good at Minecraft, to be honest?
Do we literally beat the Ender Dragon hardcore?
You know what I mean?
Get a crossbow.
Wait, can you get infinity on a crossbow too?
I don't feel like the regular bow is better because the crossbow takes too long to load up.
I feel like the crossbow kind of sucks.
I'll tell you this, though, when that's all I had
was the crossbow and we went and did that tower
where we killed all those dudes with it. That was crazy.
Okay, last stack right here. We're going to go back.
Do you think anybody's ever done a hitless Minecraft run?
Is that even possible?
Wait, people have done that?
You think I could?
Dude, honestly I feel like doing that would be easier than
doing the granny got with all
extreme.
A pro could?
Hey you're looking at one buddy.
Hey, hey you're looking at one buddy. Hey, hey, you're looking
at a pro what do you mean?
What
do you mean?
You know what, when we do the RL Craft solo hardcore,
We're gonna beat that first try too.
That was going to take more time though so besides having to eat and drink in rl craft what else is different Temperature?
New monsters, wait is there really?! I'm probably going to get cooked, huh, Chad?
Should I just do that on survival mode or just do it on hardcore? All right. Survival? I did not want to pick all that up. Okay, everybody's saying do it on survival.
Is it that hard? Life. When the time comes, we'll see what we're going to do.
We'll either do it on hardcore or survival.
Dude that's gonna be crazy when we do that bro.
That's going to be insane whenever we do that, no lie.
Pull it? We'll pull it when the time comes.
What's up loser? I'm back to get scammed again.
Dude, why didn't y'all tell me about the shift click thing?
Quicker chat. Y'all should have been told me about this inventory Oh. Oh.
Yo inventory fool, why you sleeping in dark yet?
... You all forgot I had 20 diamonds up in here your chat.
Are they going to keep making a no?
There we go, Chad. There we go chad there we go i'm doing this right right look at all these sticks dude this is insane I'm a gamer, huh? You know what's crazy?
I originally made up this
stick trading concept it's called the queso strap
you know you know what I mean chat
dude this is gonna get us
so many emeralds it's not even funny
oh man this is gonna go crazy here all right
buddy time to get scammed again.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
How often should I back out and let him reset chat? Press space after you make a trade?
What does space do? Okay. Are you not gonna lower the prices, man?
Oh we can just...
We can just do that okay yes to restock again now right one of queso's nine zip
codes with the five gifted. What?
Yo, restart bro! Come on man!
Huh... Should I go train while I'm waiting?
This dude just said do a raid, save some sticks as if I can casually go do a raid.
Buddy that's not how this works!
I will die!
Parental settings with the five.
What's good, nerd?
Let's go chat. We have two in each bag! Come on, man. That's what I'm talking about.
Chat! W plays right? W plays.
These dudes are scamming me because they know I'm their only customer
they've had in 15 years Such a scam.
Such a scam, dude.
Awe!
Hey, chat. W-scam on his part I guess, huh?
Awwww... his part i guess huh
ah he's hit is he not going to drop the price i'm about to lose it Oh, so I'm doing it way faster by doing that huh okay so I just learned okay yeah you Okay, yeah that makes sense then.
Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.
Huh? wait chat how much
how many emeralds was it using to get the
book
was it 38
38 man alright well 38, man.
All right, we'll be able to get one more with what we have, right?
Huh?
And if we get the third book, that means we're halfway to six which is our goal.
Wait four for the armor one for a sword
no we need seven four for armor one for sword one for bow one for the elytra so we need seven
bro can you restock man? I'm about to start swinging. wait don't do it on the bow also you can't you can't do it on the bow Pickaxe?
Now, here's the thing with the pickaxe.
I'm going to keep a diamond pickaxe and not another
right one so I can just use diamonds to repair that one.
Oh, you'll lose infinity? Okay.
Huh! You're such a scam you're such a scammer and it's honestly disgusting the good news is chat we have everything set up to get all of these.
And here's another one...
There we go. There we go.
There we go.
We're going to need six total, and we're halfway to six, chat.
Chat, let's go, man. So tomorrow will be set up easily just come in here grab three more and then we'll
be good to move on to probably the nether chat is never gonna be first you think after we get
ready either than ever or another raid is what
we're going to do 100 chat let's go man w progress
w stream chat. Hey, W progress. W
stream chat. Hey I love y'all man
appreciate y'all for kicking it with
your boy again tonight.
Preach all to get the subs, donos, bits, follows.
And of course I preach out our office hanging out.
Hey, you'll have a good rest of y'alls night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
See y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen.
I love it man alright?
Peace out y'all.