🟨LOSING MY MIND🟨

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🟨LOSING MY MIND🟨

07-10-2024 · 4h 04m

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[00:00:00] Yo! What's good, what's good Rob? What's good Zach? What's good Chad? What's good ladies and gentlemen we back!

[00:00:17] It's a good beat.

[00:00:19] It's a good faded.

[00:00:21] What's good Chad how are we doing man huh?

[00:00:25] Yo Salt appreciate you all to appreciate you bird tech pre stated Sam die appreciated master pre-stated chat

[00:00:31] how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to 10 man let me hear it huh yo Nora Kareem raspberry

[00:00:39] appreciate you toast who I could go for some toast food my

[00:00:43] card declined for this. I see, appreciate you.

[00:00:47] Eli Sleepy. Yo,

[00:00:49] W Subbers, chat.

[00:00:52] B with the pregame

[00:00:53] 20 gifted? Wait, for real?

[00:00:55] Chat, give me some W's for B with the pregame 20 gift it solves chat yo chat

[00:01:02] wb4 you'll be I appreciate that for thank you you be Jack WB man.

[00:01:08] What y'all do today?

[00:01:13] What y'all do today chat?

[00:01:16] You know me, I ran a couple miles, you know

[00:01:20] Ran a couple miles went for a swim

[00:01:23] Went for a little bike ride. You know what? I mean get all that did you know just the regular

[00:01:29] Just the regular Chad don't say cap shut up yo ladies appreciate

[00:01:33] you uh um mclovin appreciate you

[00:01:36] uh uh uh ladies with the five gifted chad w gifters bread with the five gifted chat W get there's bread what the fight did to

[00:01:42] appreciate you yo chat listen if I miss the fire gifted

[00:01:47] yo Oh slam with the Five!

[00:01:51] Chad I have an announcement to make.

[00:01:55] I have a new

[00:01:57] favorite chip

[00:02:11] Look favorite chip. Look, well you know it's not really new but I'm here to to tell y'all something chat.

[00:02:14] Tom's has been dethroned? Chat look man

[00:02:16] I have

[00:02:18] done, chat you may not

[00:02:20] be able to tell by looking

[00:02:21] but I have done a lot of chat, you may not be able to tell by looking.

[00:02:24] But I have done a lot of research in my life on like chips

[00:02:27] chip brands

[00:02:28] what's the best chip? I'm talking

[00:02:30] through texture, flavor aftertaste yo anonymous with the

[00:02:35] five gifted easy with the 10 W gifters

[00:02:38] easy with the 10 anonymous panic attack

[00:02:42] with the five so chat look yo DCD what the fire appreciate you

[00:02:48] chat look so chips are my weakness.

[00:02:56] They're my weakness too!

[00:02:58] You can sit there and wave like a brownie in front of my face

[00:03:01] And I'm not going to budge

[00:03:02] But if you hold a bag of chips in front of me

[00:03:04] I'm like alright.

[00:03:04] Imma go ahead and grab that real quick.

[00:03:06] You know what I mean?

[00:03:08] Queso's family dollar card with the five gifted. Wow!

[00:03:19] So chat look. Yo should we do a chip tier list?

[00:03:27] What do you know Rick is back with another 10 thousand bits for like the I don't know how many times

[00:03:29] and he says fix

[00:03:31] your ceiling fan again.

[00:03:33] Rick donates

[00:03:34] 10,000 bits a week and says ceiling fan too loud.

[00:03:43] Look! Literally look, chat.

[00:03:49] You miss 10 gifted? Put that on something I missed 10 gifted.

[00:03:56] I didn't miss 10 gifted.

[00:04:02] Chat, type one if we should do a chips here list.

[00:04:04] Dude, I'm low key down.

[00:04:07] But anyway... So... let me explain y'all some chat I'm releasing a new

[00:04:15] scientific branch it's called chip ol. Alright? I'm

[00:04:20] head, you know, I'm

[00:04:22] head founder, head scientist

[00:04:24] I think I got Neil deGrasse

[00:04:26] Tyson coming on board so he's

[00:04:28] going to be like my right-hand man in this.

[00:04:31] But I'm releasing a new

[00:04:32] science called Chipology,

[00:04:35] right?

[00:04:39] So Chad, here are the things.

[00:04:41] Before I tell you all what I think, it's not even an option.

[00:04:45] It's the best chip in the world now.

[00:04:48] Here's what makes a good chip, Chad.

[00:04:49] Tell me if I missed something.

[00:04:52] Texture, flavor, packaging, aftertaste...

[00:04:58] Aftertaste is a big one and how much dust it leaves on your hands did I miss

[00:05:08] anything shaped shape you know what yes shape let's throw that in there crunchiness i mean no i feel like every chip is crunchy but I say all that to say this,

[00:05:24] chat.

[00:05:25] I think the biggest

[00:05:26] cutting up your mouth...

[00:05:28] Well see if the chip

[00:05:29] is good enough

[00:05:30] I'm willing

[00:05:31] to take that.

[00:05:32] You know what I mean?

[00:05:36] Um... take that. You know what I mean? All

[00:05:37] that to say,

[00:05:38] I will say this. Pringles is not a chip.

[00:05:41] What?

[00:05:43] What do you mean

[00:05:44] Pringles is not a chip?

[00:05:45] What are you

[00:05:49] talking about?

[00:05:53] Anyway, I say all that to say this chat and this isn't an opinion. This is a scientific fact because like I just said what i'm about to say is backed by science right the best chip in the world

[00:06:12] is regular takis

[00:06:17] okay and i don't think at this point in my life,

[00:06:19] I will ever

[00:06:21] go back on that statement because

[00:06:23] like I said, years of research has

[00:06:25] led up to this.

[00:06:30] Years of research

[00:06:31] has led up to this very

[00:06:32] moment, and chat

[00:06:34] I'm here to tell you

[00:06:35] Takis are the best chip

[00:06:38] that exists and probably ever

[00:06:41] will exist.

[00:06:44] You know what I mean?

[00:06:46] Jalapeno chips are better. They're just not though. They're just not J.J.: when I go into Subway or something. Yo, Parker with the five, appreciate you.

[00:07:03] You know?

[00:07:08] Chad, do you agree?

[00:07:09] Be honest.

[00:07:10] Hold on, actually let me start Be honest. Hold on.

[00:07:10] Actually, let me start to find this.

[00:07:19] Chips tier list.

[00:07:22] Dude, how long has it been since we did a basically their tier lists do it has been it has been so long oh my goodness this is great right here wait Wait, is this going to work?

[00:07:32] Eh.

[00:07:34] I think we can find a better one.

[00:07:37] Chad, what do y'all think about this?

[00:07:40] I feel like

[00:07:40] we could find a better one, right?

[00:07:42] I mean they got veggie straws on here.

[00:07:45] I mean let's be real.

[00:07:50] It ain't that good there's better chips than Takis what veggie straws are

[00:08:01] good yeah when you're when're having nothing else to eat.

[00:08:04] So you stumble into your pantry at 3 o'clock in the morning

[00:08:07] and you dig through the very bottom

[00:08:09] and in the very backhand corner

[00:08:11] you find an expired bag from six months ago sitting there

[00:08:15] and then you eat it because you're hungry.

[00:08:17] That's when they're good.

[00:08:21] Other than that...

[00:08:23] No.

[00:08:26] Chat, do we use this one or do another one now let's do another one this one's

[00:08:28] kind of mid bro

[00:08:32] this one's kind of mid

[00:08:40] Don't meet none

[00:08:43] The ultimate chip cheer list

[00:08:49] Okay, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I'm not doing a hundred bags!

[00:08:59] Chips... Hold on chips hold on chad i'm cooking

[00:09:07] chat let me cook man All you know.

[00:09:12] Hold on, chat I'm cooking. You believe I'm cooking, chat?

[00:09:16] Can I work with this?

[00:09:25] Oh, I can work with this!

[00:09:30] OH WE'RE WORKING WITH THIS! Oh, we're working with this! Jack.

[00:09:32] Hey.

[00:09:34] I'm working with this right here.

[00:09:42] Wait am i working with this?

[00:09:48] I am working with this! Yeah, this is actually great. This is actually a great list right here this is a great

[00:09:53] list chat everybody lock in everybody lock in okay first off what are these

[00:10:05] Cape Cod original now me being a Chipologist

[00:10:11] Obviously I can't reach all

[00:10:14] Corners of the earth

[00:10:15] So I must say

[00:10:20] That I've never had a cape cod original

[00:10:23] so we're gonna have to go to the uh the board here which is the chat um

[00:10:30] chat where does k Cod original go

[00:10:42] Wow y'all are saying wow really?

[00:10:45] All right chat we're going to the board.

[00:10:49] We're going through the board.

[00:10:52] See Charlie all cool being a board member so that chip I'm we're going to the board

[00:10:54] see y'all cool being a board member so about chipology be honest

[00:10:58] cape cod original

[00:11:02] s-A-B-C-D slash F.

[00:11:17] And if D slash F is chosen, y'all will then further elaborate whether it's D or F.

[00:11:23] But I'll judge by looking at chat.

[00:11:25] Cape Cod original,

[00:11:27] chat!

[00:11:29] Whoa!

[00:11:51] Wow, the Wow those are hated. Oh my goodness those are hated dude. Yo! They're so hated

[00:11:53] that not only did D

[00:11:55] slash F win,

[00:11:57] S is the least voted okay so chat i'm gonna ask the next question which

[00:12:03] is what we have to ask does it go in b or f i'm going to go by what letter

[00:12:09] I see most in chat, D

[00:12:10] or F.

[00:12:13] It is a overwhelming

[00:12:15] majority

[00:12:16] F.

[00:12:28] Wow. Okay. F Wow okay I guess that's how we're starting it off Cape Cod original go in f Chad, I'll have a take

[00:12:30] and I'll put them where

[00:12:30] I think they need to go

[00:12:32] but I can also turn

[00:12:33] to the board

[00:12:34] and ask y'all

[00:12:35] to like vote on a poll

[00:12:37] whether you agree

[00:12:37] or disagree, right?

[00:12:38] So what do we have here?

[00:12:44] Original crew disagree right so what do we have here a real original crunchy Cheetos you can't go wrong you can't go wrong with some original

[00:12:47] crunchy Cheetos dude I mean they're a classic.

[00:12:51] A,

[00:12:54] I see a whole lot of As.

[00:12:57] Now listen,

[00:13:00] They are a classic and're great but they're not s tier so that being said

[00:13:08] that being said yeah i think y'all want to go eight here

[00:13:14] i'm down to go A here.

[00:13:18] Cheetos or mid?

[00:13:19] Who lied to you, buddy?

[00:13:21] What do you mean cheetos are mid?

[00:13:24] A?

[00:13:26] Alright. Regular Cheeto is an A. Flamin'

[00:13:28] Hot Cheeto Puffs.

[00:13:30] That is a S

[00:13:32] I don't care what anybody says.

[00:13:35] Flamin' Hot Cheeto Puffs are the second best hot chip on the planet.

[00:13:40] They're too good, Flamin' Hot Cheeto Puffs.

[00:13:43] And anybody that's saying F, you cannot be biased because you don't like hot stuff. So if you don't like hot stuff just sit this one out. Because that's what's clouding your judgment at this point.

[00:13:56] I'm going S, I'm going to answer with Flamin' Hot Cheeto Posts.

[00:14:00] Yes.

[00:14:02] And here we have Flamin' Hot Cheetos Crunchy.

[00:14:10] So that begs the question does flaming hot cheeto crunchy deserve an S right beside it?

[00:14:16] s S?

[00:14:19] I will say this.

[00:14:20] I agree throwing them an S,

[00:14:22] but I think Flamin' Hot Cheeto Puffs are higher tier S.

[00:14:26] So we'll throw this

[00:14:27] an ass along with it

[00:14:28] but behind it.

[00:14:30] Oh, the jalapeno

[00:14:31] Cheeto crunchy dude.

[00:14:35] Oh man.

[00:14:36] Those are good.

[00:14:39] Dude I feel like B right here.

[00:14:43] A?

[00:14:47] Y'all wanna go A with this?

[00:14:51] Okay, we'll go A. They get old after a while That's my exact reason that I wasn't going

[00:14:53] to put them in B because

[00:14:55] I've had like five bags of these my whole life

[00:14:57] and every time I ate them,

[00:14:59] I grew more tired of them.

[00:15:00] So we'll put an A but it will wind up being like

[00:15:02] what does that add?

[00:15:09] But yeah, it'll wind up being like a low A.

[00:15:11] You know what I mean?

[00:15:15] What is this? Flamin' Hot Cheeto Lime?

[00:15:21] Oh so they're trying to be taught. Okay I can say I've never had flaming hot cheeto line

[00:15:26] Look at that point if you're gonna do that just eat Takis like I don't understand

[00:15:32] B just eat Takis like I don't understand. B?

[00:15:36] This is another one I've never had.

[00:15:40] Thus we have to turn to the board Flamin' Hot Cheeto Lime.

[00:15:58] Vote board.

[00:16:02] Yes? Oh, come on. Y'all are blazing Cheetos at this point.

[00:16:03] Wait a minute it's going to be beefed.

[00:16:06] I agree.

[00:16:07] I strongly agree with this.

[00:16:09] So I just typed in chat and said Chester Cheeto is absolutely crushing

[00:16:13] it. And he was like, so i just typed in chat and said chester cheeto was absolutely crushing it

[00:16:17] yo that's fact so he's low-key to goat man like this dude like man bro

[00:16:33] like bro is him dude he be putting out some bangers dude oh no lie okay it looks like flamin hot cheeto Lime according to the board is going

[00:16:37] to be thrown into a solid B slot I do what well I can't really say that I

[00:16:45] agree because

[00:16:46] I've never had them.

[00:16:49] Flamin' Hot Cheeto

[00:16:50] Puffs Original.

[00:16:52] That's

[00:16:52] going in A for me.

[00:16:55] Matter of fact, Fl cheeto puff original I would

[00:16:59] be willing to throw those an A at the front of a right here honestly chat y'all are all cool with that i want to throw these in a at the front i'm talking

[00:17:12] before regular cheetos and before these

[00:17:15] yeah solid what is this twist puffs okay I've never had a twist puff.

[00:17:29] I can't imagine it being much different than a regular Cheeto puff.

[00:17:33] Wait, Dee?!

[00:17:37] Pfft! Wow, I see a lot of D's.

[00:17:48] Pause.

[00:17:50] Okay. Pause. Okay?

[00:17:54] And these are the... Oh, these are the double hot

[00:17:57] Flamin' Hot Cheetos, right? Like, these are the

[00:17:59] double hot ones. Those go in S too. I think they

[00:18:01] go an S in front of regular hot cheetos. You know what I mean? They're the double hot.

[00:18:13] Yeah?

[00:18:15] Right here.

[00:18:18] Chat, so far our best chip is Flamin' Hot Cheeto Puff. Now that's

[00:18:20] going to change whenever I get to

[00:18:22] yeah, I see

[00:18:23] What is this?

[00:18:27] Cheetos Captain

[00:18:29] Crunch

[00:18:29] Wait, does that say chipotle ranch cheetos

[00:18:36] Chipotle Ranch do what F yeah I thought second out F? Yeah, that's our second F. But here is the question, is it F behind Cape Cod original

[00:18:48] or in front of Cape Cod original?

[00:18:53] What did this dude just type?

[00:18:55] Case, this is big back behavior and I'm happy to be included.

[00:19:02] Thanks!

[00:19:09] In front of Cape Cod? Okay.

[00:19:13] Oh, here we go. Regular Chex Mix.

[00:19:15] I haven't had Chex Mix since I was forcibly eating it in like the third grade

[00:19:21] because that's all they had at snack time.

[00:19:24] Chex Mix is nasty.

[00:19:27] It's not good.

[00:19:28] Now,

[00:19:28] is it a classic?

[00:19:29] Yeah.

[00:19:31] But it's not good.

[00:19:36] F?

[00:19:36] Wait, is F a little...

[00:19:38] No, I feel like we should go D.

[00:19:39] I feel like we should go D behind Cheeto Puff Twisters.

[00:19:44] You know what I mean?

[00:19:45] Yeah, I feel like that's fair.

[00:19:48] Doritos Blaze.

[00:19:51] All right?

[00:19:52] This is going to go to the board because your boy has never had a Doritos

[00:19:56] Blaze chat lock- in, aka bored.

[00:20:01] Doritos Blaze. Vote.

[00:20:14] Whoa!

[00:20:19] It's a mid-off!

[00:20:25] It's a mid-off!

[00:20:29] Wow, overwhelming C yeah.

[00:20:35] Wow, overwhelming see huh chat?

[00:20:39] I've never had them what do they

[00:20:40] taste like chat Like what is it?

[00:20:46] Like is it just extra

[00:20:47] hot?

[00:20:58] ... Is anybody going to tell me?

[00:21:00] Butt cheeks.

[00:21:00] Okay. Next! Doritos Cool Ranch. Okay, here's where me and the board are going to strongly disagree.

[00:21:15] Yeah, this is where me and the board are going to strongly disagree

[00:21:17] because I refuse to put this in S.

[00:21:20] So I want y'all to realize

[00:21:21] right now that Doritos

[00:21:22] these are not going in S. I don't so i want y'all to realize right now that doritos um

[00:21:23] these are not going in s i don't care what y'all say

[00:21:28] i'm not putting these in this i would put these in c

[00:21:33] in front of Doritos Blaze

[00:21:34] Like you gonna ask me

[00:21:39] This is where I think they need to go

[00:21:40] Potentially lower

[00:21:41] Cool Ranch Doritos

[00:21:45] are the embodiment of a mid-chip

[00:21:47] they are

[00:21:52] like nacho cheese clears so easily it's not even funny.

[00:22:02] It's not.

[00:22:07] Doritos Dynamite?

[00:22:11] Shannon, have y'all had Doritos Dynamite?

[00:22:16] Dyn-a-mite... Is that what it is wait i see a couple s's hang on

[00:22:21] it's a talkies ripoff wait is it really

[00:22:25] so Wait, is it really?

[00:22:32] Doritos... Is that how you spell dynamite?

[00:22:41] Hold on. Chat, Doritos Dynamite! Cast your vote!

[00:22:47] What?! What?

[00:22:53] Really?

[00:22:57] Wow.

[00:23:06] Wow. So, Chad are they just like Takis or what?

[00:23:10] Which came first the Doritos Dynamite or Takis?

[00:23:20] Takis came first?

[00:23:21] Yeah, I figured they did.

[00:23:22] Okay.

[00:23:25] Dorino's Dynamite

[00:23:27] I suppose we're going to

[00:23:28] put it in S

[00:23:30] but here's the thing chat do they deserve to go

[00:23:34] in front of flaming hot or did they do they deserve to go on the back of this what are y'all

[00:23:39] thinking the back okay um Doritos what

[00:23:50] chat what's that word flames What?

[00:23:54] Chat, what's that word? Flames? Flemaz? Flammas? That's a gun from Call of Duty Black Ops.

[00:24:09] I gotta go to the board again. I've never had these.

[00:24:20] All right, chat.

[00:24:21] The board's putting in work today. Okay. vote Doritos

[00:24:30] Flamoff

[00:24:32] the board needs a raise?

[00:24:36] Y'all ain't getting no raise.

[00:24:39] Yo, Goofy with the five.

[00:24:41] Okay, y'all are glazing at this point, bro.

[00:24:45] Wait, y'all are actually glazing at this point are we serious why are y'all putting everything in

[00:24:51] s You know, to the goober that just said Minecraft...

[00:25:03] Buddy. We're gonna play that in the later half of stream.

[00:25:07] Okay?

[00:25:08] You know the drill.

[00:25:11] S, huh?

[00:25:13] Chat back with S.

[00:25:20] Chat back of this.

[00:25:27] In front? Wait no I refuse. front

[00:25:33] wait no no i refuse i'm not putting doritos flamas in the front of s i'm not doing that that would completely invalidate my list

[00:25:39] that would completely invalidate

[00:25:40] everything, so I'm not doing

[00:25:42] that. So I'm going to put

[00:25:44] them behind here in front

[00:25:46] of Doritos Dynamite.

[00:25:51] Are y'all comfortable with this?

[00:25:54] Yo, Goofy with another 10

[00:25:55] Appreciate you, Goofy!

[00:26:00] Y-Y'all are cool with this, right?

[00:26:07] I see a lot of yeses. So know what yeah what is this

[00:26:14] doritos flaming hot what Doritos Flamin' Hot Lemon.

[00:26:31] There's no way the boards had this, right? Yo rubber ducky with the five. Doritos Flamin' Hot Lemon Board. Y'all are glazing, this is ridiculous

[00:26:54] Wait, this is actually ridiculous

[00:26:56] Okay

[00:26:59] D slash F1

[00:27:00] So since S is the second

[00:27:03] highest voted one we'll throw in a D and not F.

[00:27:07] Okay?

[00:27:14] Somebody just said it's the best chip of all time.

[00:27:17] Bro, the glazing is out of control chat no lie.

[00:27:23] Dude who just typed in chat and said why do you have an attitude big dude?

[00:27:28] What?!

[00:27:31] We'll throw it in D. Chat we'll throw it in D.

[00:27:35] We'll throw it in D. We'll throw it...

[00:27:39] Chat, y'all cool with me in the front of D?

[00:27:45] The front of D?

[00:27:47] Yep. Okay. The front of the

[00:27:52] Yep, okay next we have the absolute classic

[00:27:57] Doritos nacho Cheese, man. Now listen...

[00:28:01] Part of me like your heart will tell you to be like

[00:28:05] Yo, man! Doritos Nacho Cheese, I gotta throw these an S but in recent years, Dorito's

[00:28:13] nacho cheese the quality of the chip and the dusting on

[00:28:18] the chip has declined significantly.

[00:28:21] Back in the day,

[00:28:22] the chips would be completely dusted

[00:28:24] in nacho cheese.

[00:28:26] Nowadays you're lucky to get a couple

[00:28:28] of chips that are dusted in nacho cheese.

[00:28:31] So due to the quality of the chip,

[00:28:34] I am going to put these behind regular crunchy Cheetos and a right yo goofy with another five wait B you know what yeah I'm actually willing to go be I actually am willing

[00:28:56] to go be front B Doritos wait what is this chat? Salsa Verde? I mean...

[00:29:07] I mean...

[00:29:11] These ain't that good. these are,

[00:29:12] these ain't that good.

[00:29:14] I see a lot of Fs.

[00:29:16] You know what?

[00:29:16] Yeah,

[00:29:16] I'm cool with F D

[00:29:18] now.

[00:29:22] Yeah,

[00:29:22] let's go out there and we'll talk about the worst in checks next hundred percent F. They are worse than Chex Mix 100% right?

[00:29:24] These are worse than Chex Mix chat?

[00:29:27] Are these worse than Chex Mist?

[00:29:33] They're not?

[00:29:34] You're right, they're not works in checks mix.

[00:29:37] So I'm going to put them in D right in front of checks mix.

[00:29:40] Matter of fact,

[00:29:41] I almost want to put checks mix in the back of F or no,

[00:29:45] the front of F.

[00:29:46] Or no, the front of F. No? No?

[00:29:56] Doritos, spicy nacho.

[00:30:00] These are good! They are good but they suffer from the same

[00:30:04] problem as regular Doritos and lightly dusted, not good enough.

[00:30:10] So front of B.

[00:30:11] Now these right here, Doritos Spicy sweet chili.

[00:30:21] I almost want to put Dorito Spicy Sweet Chili an S

[00:30:25] Like bro they're so good

[00:30:30] like chat doritos spicy sweet chili back of ass no not even the back of s i

[00:30:36] want to put doritos spicy sweet chili

[00:30:38] right here. That's

[00:30:41] where I want to put them.

[00:30:44] Fight me.

[00:30:51] A hundred percent 100%. They're so good, dude.

[00:30:55] What is this?

[00:31:00] Chad are these just Dorito like salsa chips? Like corn chips? Yeah, okay. Well due to that I'm gonna put it in like D because it's just a, you know.

[00:31:24] Right?

[00:31:26] F? I'll put it in the front of F.

[00:31:29] Chili cheese Fritos, oh my

[00:31:32] I think I'm putting Chili Cheese

[00:31:40] Frito in my ass I'm putting chili cheese for you I put two to three minutes

[00:31:42] I'm putting chili cheese Fritos and s a hundred percent I am the yeah

[00:31:47] I'm putting chili cheese Fritos right here borderline you know what you may

[00:31:52] not like me for this but I'm putting them right here in front

[00:31:54] of spicy tweets sweet chili uh burritos oh they're so good man they're just good you could

[00:32:06] throw them in a Frito pie you can do

[00:32:08] whatever by the way chat these right

[00:32:10] here all these brands right here,

[00:32:15] from this point all the way here I'm skipping these.

[00:32:17] I've never heard of them. We're skipping

[00:32:19] these and we're going to go to right here

[00:32:20] because if we don't skip those we won't be here all night.

[00:32:25] Okay, original Fritos.

[00:32:29] You've lost it?

[00:32:30] You're going to sit here and tell me

[00:32:32] with a straight face

[00:32:33] that

[00:32:34] Chili T's Fritos aren't better than spicy sweet sweet

[00:32:40] chili burritos okay here we have regular Fritos. Now this might be another controversial one, but hear me out. If I asked myself like say

[00:33:02] I walk into the gas station right chat and I see a bag of regular crunchy Cheetos,

[00:33:09] and I see a bag of regular Fritos,

[00:33:12] the side-by-side.

[00:33:14] I am going to grab the regular Fritos

[00:33:16] eight out of 10 times.

[00:33:23] So, due to that fact

[00:33:25] I think I put Fritos

[00:33:27] in the middle of A.

[00:33:29] And if anybody's saying F, and

[00:33:33] you don't like regular Fritos...you're gonna have to grow up a little bit

[00:33:37] because they're good. You grab some bean dip with

[00:33:40] it too? Oh, you get some regular

[00:33:42] Fritos and some bean dip?

[00:33:44] I'm living good.

[00:33:47] I'm putting them here.

[00:33:51] Fritos twists, aka

[00:33:53] the acid reflux

[00:33:55] machine!

[00:33:57] They are very good

[00:33:59] but they give me acid reflux like crazy.

[00:34:02] Just like every other barbecue chip does.

[00:34:05] But if we're going off taste quality of chip and dusting,

[00:34:09] I think these deserve a as well maybe an S matter of fact Chad hear me

[00:34:20] out right there Matter of fact, Chad hear me out

[00:34:24] Right there

[00:34:29] Now here's where the list is about to get mixed up

[00:34:34] Flamin hot fun Funyuns!

[00:34:41] Up until this point,

[00:34:45] This is the second best chip on here.

[00:34:48] So due to that fact, this is going top of S right behind

[00:34:51] Flamin' Hot Cheeto Puffs straight up straight up there's no way that the only

[00:34:58] people that would disagree on this is people who don't like spicy stuff you know what I mean in front dude borderline

[00:35:11] no they're not no they're great chat funyuns. Flamin' Hot Funyuns is like a top 10 chip.

[00:35:19] They are absolutely amazing but are they better than Flamin' Hot Cheeto Puffs?

[00:35:22] They just aren't.

[00:35:24] They are just not better.

[00:35:25] They are great, they are just not better. They're great, they're just

[00:35:26] not better.

[00:35:29] You know what I mean?

[00:35:30] Here we got regular Funyuns.

[00:35:32] I honestly think this is an S tier chip as well.

[00:35:35] I would honestly put Flamin' Hot Funyuns

[00:35:38] in S

[00:35:39] right in front of

[00:35:41] Fritos Flavor Twist.

[00:35:46] Yeah?

[00:35:48] Yeah! Okay, I'm skipping all these. I've never heard of them and I'm not going to bother.

[00:35:50] Lay's Baked?

[00:35:52] Can we all agree

[00:35:54] to put every Lay's Baked chip in F?

[00:35:56] Can we just do that? I don't know. to put every Lay's baked chip in F?

[00:35:59] Can we just do that?

[00:36:05] Can we just put every Lay's baked

[00:36:06] variation of chip in F because they're not good.

[00:36:16] They're just

[00:36:17] not good.

[00:36:18] Like, honestly.

[00:36:20] Every Lay's baked, I'm throwing them an F.

[00:36:23] I hate them.

[00:36:24] I hate them, dude.

[00:36:28] Lay's BBQ.

[00:36:31] Okay? My opinion needs is go F as well.

[00:36:37] But obviously I'm just one person here. L-town. L take

[00:36:43] I can't

[00:36:44] First off, I don't like the taste of barbecue

[00:36:47] Second off, I can't have barbecue

[00:36:49] Because it messes my stomach up

[00:36:50] A But just have barbecue because it messes my stomach up.

[00:36:54] A, but just for the sake of anything

[00:36:55] I'll throw them an A

[00:36:57] because they are a classic

[00:37:04] and because they are classic. Lay's Classic, oh man!

[00:37:09] Ooh!

[00:37:15] Ooh! oh oh man

[00:37:22] i know y'all are saying s but i can't put them in S because they're not better than Cheeto Puffs.

[00:37:31] Chat, listen, I could put these in S, but they're not better than Cheeto Puffs are so due to that

[00:37:37] They go in second place second place and A

[00:37:42] Unless y'all want to move cheetos up here and those

[00:37:47] I Unless I want to move Cheeto Puffs up here and those. What do we got here?

[00:37:48] Lays?

[00:37:49] Oh, these are so good.

[00:37:50] Wait, these are so good.

[00:37:51] These are unironically the front of A.

[00:37:55] These are unironically the front of a those are so good

[00:38:00] the hot lays the flaming hot lays those were the front of

[00:38:03] a no 100% what do you see you

[00:38:11] disagreeing is proving you've never had

[00:38:13] them

[00:38:14] ok this lays catch up yellow so that

[00:38:16] math let's not even worry about that.

[00:38:18] Lay's Kettle Cooked Flamin' Hot?

[00:38:20] I mean...

[00:38:23] Dude, here's the

[00:38:25] problem with the kettle cooked, man man they don't have a good after after flavor is I'll put them in A.

[00:38:58] I'll put them in a I'll put him right here

[00:39:01] kettle cooked jalapenos go right behind them kettle-cooked original

[00:39:07] I can't look the original goes and b kettle cook salt and vinegar that goes

[00:39:14] that goes right here

[00:39:17] kettle cooks salt vinegar goes right here. 100%.

[00:39:21] 100% they do, those are good!

[00:39:28] You know?

[00:39:32] What is this?

[00:39:34] F.

[00:39:36] Dill pickle, I'm not three years old.

[00:39:38] F.

[00:39:40] Lay salt and vinegar goes right in front

[00:39:43] of the kettle cooked variation.

[00:39:45] Sour cream and onion

[00:39:46] Lay's, I am putting those

[00:39:49] right here behind these as well.

[00:39:53] Dill pickle is not an ass,

[00:39:55] please stop. I'll move it up!

[00:39:57] I'll move dill pickle up to like right here

[00:39:59] but that's just far as I'm going with them. little chat what is this right here

[00:40:10] chad what does this chip lays what? What is it?

[00:40:25] Sour cream and onions, ass. No they're not. Barbecue Sweet Heat? I don't like them then. But just for the sake of

[00:40:29] the poll, I'll put em in C. Stacks

[00:40:33] BBQ very mid.

[00:40:38] Stacked salt and vinegars way up there these are very good.

[00:40:42] Matter of fact they're in front of regular Lay's Salt & Vinegar.

[00:40:49] Lay's baked with the five gifted...

[00:40:53] You're selling? But I'm not though! this is the most sophisticated list

[00:40:57] that you've like ever seen

[00:41:01] stack sour cream and onion between there and there

[00:41:06] now I'm a little bit biased to salt vinegar because i

[00:41:08] think it's like the second best chip flavor

[00:41:11] um stacks original i would say they are better than classic lays

[00:41:17] so i'll put them right here,

[00:41:19] wavy lays. Oh my goodness!

[00:41:21] If you get some wavy lays and

[00:41:23] you get like something to dip

[00:41:24] them in dude, like some cool

[00:41:26] ranch or something, they're so good but

[00:41:31] alone they're not that good real optimized with the five s oh S? I'll put it in the back of S.

[00:41:42] Wavy sour cream and onion

[00:41:53] wavy sour cream on you goes right here 100% baked chips est here with the five gift that appreciates you

[00:42:07] miss vicky's jalapeno chips

[00:42:12] i mean they i jalapeno chips. I mean, they aight.

[00:42:14] I think they're a good A tier.

[00:42:18] They're a good A tier.

[00:42:20] All know about S. Not not me personally you'll miss marshmallow

[00:42:23] with the five gifted so I can't put them

[00:42:26] in an ass out that would ruin my

[00:42:27] sanctity of my list man i think i think

[00:42:30] they go like here

[00:42:43] that's where they go no they go here a is good miss vicky salt and Vinegar.

[00:42:43] That's up there.

[00:42:45] That's way up here.

[00:42:45] That's up here.

[00:42:47] That's way up there.

[00:42:51] Okay, Chad, I'm skipping the Mission ones.

[00:42:52] I've never had them.

[00:42:53] I'm skipping those. I'm skipping those.

[00:42:56] I'm skipping Popchips too.

[00:42:58] Munchies are horrible.

[00:43:08] Popcorners, these are all going F. I could skip them but they're just going F. They're terrible. Yeah, these are horrible. Yeah, y'all ever had these they're horrible

[00:43:18] munchies or s tier in what universe are monkeys f's here you'll unlock you with the five barbecue Pringles are very bad

[00:43:33] um I think I would have put him at the front of D, though.

[00:43:37] What Pringles are these, chat? Are these...

[00:43:41] Okay, I'm gonna skip this one because I don't know what this is.

[00:43:43] I know this one. This is cool.

[00:43:46] What is this, chat? What is this?

[00:43:50] What is this?

[00:43:55] It's the cheese ones and they're really good. Like, they're A tier.

[00:44:01] They're like... I'll put them here right behind regular Cheetos

[00:44:07] These are some spicy Pringles? Chat spot. Are these spicy Pringles chat? I've never had these.

[00:44:13] They what is this? What does this green one move pop corners up.

[00:44:19] No, they're nasty!

[00:44:27] They're LTR?

[00:44:28] I'm not even going to bother with them.

[00:44:30] Original Pringles. now they fell off.

[00:44:33] Original Pringles did fall off.

[00:44:35] Can I still eat them? Yeah.

[00:44:37] But they're nowhere near as good as they used to be.

[00:44:39] And it pains me

[00:44:40] to say this,

[00:44:41] and I gotta put them in C.

[00:44:43] Yo Miss Marshmallow

[00:44:44] with the five.

[00:44:45] Chat,

[00:44:46] it pains me

[00:44:47] to say

[00:44:47] I gotta put them

[00:44:48] in C dude.

[00:45:04] I got to the front of C they go Pringles pizza. Oh man. Oh man.

[00:45:07] Y'all gonna hate me for this one.

[00:45:11] Third best chip so far.

[00:45:13] Third best chip so far. Pringles pizza?

[00:45:17] Third best chip so far, I don't care what

[00:45:21] nobody says, dude.

[00:45:28] They're so good.

[00:45:30] They're actually so good. What is this tier

[00:45:32] list? A

[00:45:33] educated one salt and vinegar it's going in front of

[00:45:42] pizza listen dude hey chat listen going in front of pizza. Listen, dude.

[00:45:45] Hey, chat, listen.

[00:45:46] Like I said, man,

[00:45:49] Pringles fell off but the salt and vinegar

[00:45:51] and the pizza one

[00:45:53] still slap to this day.

[00:45:55] I do not care.

[00:45:58] I do not care.

[00:46:00] They still slap to this day!

[00:46:04] To this day! TO THIS DAY!

[00:46:11] Sour cream and onions are a bop too.

[00:46:13] They're going an s as well, wow

[00:46:15] Pringles really are like...wow.

[00:46:19] Wow.

[00:46:22] Pringles wavy

[00:46:23] jalapeno. I think all the

[00:46:25] Pringles wavy have a bad aftertaste

[00:46:28] skipping bacon man there's no baked you ruffles cheddar and sour cream That's S. That's S here.

[00:46:42] Yo, Miss Marshmallow with the T and get to W, Miss Marshmallow.

[00:46:47] Ruffles cheddareddar and Sour Cream.

[00:46:49] It's the third best chip so far.

[00:46:53] It's the third, it's the third best chip so far, man.

[00:47:04] It just is, dude.

[00:47:08] It just is man you know

[00:47:14] they're a classic and they've been a classic

[00:47:18] okay next we have just regular ruffles.

[00:47:23] You can interchange regular ruffles with way delays but at the end of the day they're borderline

[00:47:28] the same exact thing I think w Wavy Lays just barely beat

[00:47:32] regular Ruffles, so I'm going to put them right there

[00:47:34] behind regular Wavy Lays.

[00:47:38] Never had these

[00:47:39] Santitas. These are good, but I really don't want to count them because they rely on a dip now.

[00:47:45] Sun Chips Yeah.

[00:47:58] You know what?

[00:48:06] I got sunshade.

[00:48:07] Yeah, look.

[00:48:12] Again, because you've got to put yourself in the situation if I walk into a gas station and i see

[00:48:15] a bag of cheddar sun chips beside a bag

[00:48:20] of cheddar and sour cream ruffles, I'm taking the Sun Chips.

[00:48:28] Miss Marshmallow with another 10.

[00:48:29] Give me some W's for Miss Marshmallow again

[00:48:31] with another 10.

[00:48:33] Right, chat? right Chad right

[00:48:38] like there's no way y'all are agreeing with this

[00:48:43] they're just great

[00:48:44] hmm they're agreeing with this. They're just great. Next, French onion sun chips I've never had them. Are they good?

[00:48:57] Chad, how were french onions on chips?

[00:49:01] They're B? Okay then.

[00:49:05] B...I'll put them at like the front of me honestly garden

[00:49:12] salsa second best shit we've had.

[00:49:20] Garden Salsa,

[00:49:21] second best chip we've had so far.

[00:49:22] They're so good!

[00:49:25] Yo, Resin with the Five,

[00:49:26] appreciate you.

[00:49:28] Chad, if you have never had garden salsa sun chips,

[00:49:32] you're actually like missing out.

[00:49:34] They are so good.

[00:49:36] Like they're so good.

[00:49:41] Original sun chips. They're so good at doing that. Original Sun champs are essentially eating dirt, get that out of my face.

[00:49:46] Okay I'm not going to do the Tonkies green bag the red bag but this is the main event right

[00:49:51] here and that being that regular

[00:49:53] Tonkies are the best

[00:49:55] chip on the face of the planet

[00:49:56] straight up wow Straight up.

[00:50:13] Regular Takis are the best chip on the face of the earth, and honestly it's not even close between one and two

[00:50:19] yo catnip with 20 gifted give me some w for catnip

[00:50:33] with the 20 gifted songs appreciate Appreciate you, Catnip. And kick with the 5W Gifters, man. Why are Takis the best? They're just good. They're great. They's everything about them and they are good man

[00:50:35] They're awesome

[00:50:37] I was eating some last night

[00:50:39] and guess what? After the stream

[00:50:41] I'm going to be eating them again What you talking about?

[00:50:44] They're good but they are not the best. Okay then what's better

[00:50:48] than Takis? Everything else.

[00:51:01] Are you kidding?

[00:51:02] This dude said popcorners.

[00:51:05] Bro, stop.

[00:51:08] Stop it.

[00:51:10] TGI Fridays

[00:51:11] potato skins, those are

[00:51:13] F.

[00:51:16] Okay, again

[00:51:16] we cannot include Tostitos

[00:51:18] like Scoops and stuff because they rely

[00:51:20] on dip.

[00:51:22] Chester's Hot Fries

[00:51:24] ... hot fries.

[00:51:34] They're obviously S. They're obviously S.

[00:51:37] They're obviously S, chat! Like...

[00:51:40] Obviously!

[00:51:45] I am willing to put Chester's Hot Fries at the fourth best chip in the world right now.

[00:51:52] I am.

[00:51:55] Yeah, I am.

[00:51:57] I'm willing to put Chester's Hot Fries at the fourth best chip in the world right now.

[00:52:04] They're not a chip bro what?

[00:52:06] Yes they are!

[00:52:08] Just because it's called a hot fry doesn't mean it's a chip.

[00:52:11] What you talking about?

[00:52:16] Fifth?

[00:52:19] So which is better, chat?

[00:52:21] Flamin' Hot Funyuns or Chester's Hot Fries?

[00:52:32] The hot fries?

[00:52:38] Queso's mid-tier chip list with the five gifted subs.

[00:52:41] There's no way y'all think this list is mid. Are y'all serious?

[00:52:43] Wait, are y'all dead serious right now? Is this a joke?

[00:52:50] Poll it.

[00:52:52] Okay, we're polling for what's going to go number four in the world. Funyuns

[00:52:56] or Chester's Hot Fries?

[00:53:00] Chat this is important. This is the final product after this. I already know what's going to win.

[00:53:17] Chester's Hot Fries is too much of a classic to lose, like honestly it is.

[00:53:24] Like this is – I can almost guarantee you this is going to be not even close.

[00:53:27] This is going

[00:53:28] to be not even close.

[00:53:30] It's close. Wait, what?

[00:53:32] Okay, never mind.

[00:53:44] ... wait what okay nevermind a chatter poles of all dude hey chat a pole is a pole, man.

[00:53:48] You can say L-pole

[00:53:49] and disagree if you want to

[00:53:51] but Chester's hot fries just

[00:53:53] has too much aura, man.

[00:53:56] They've got longevity.

[00:54:00] They've remained the same they have been.

[00:54:05] You know?

[00:54:11] You know what I mean, chat?

[00:54:15] I came back from work and we're still talking about food?

[00:54:18] We've been doing this for like 30 minutes!

[00:54:22] Chat, this is the final product of Queso Chipology chip tier list right here. Now, do you agree or disagree

[00:54:36] with this tier list?

[00:54:41] You know what, let's see what the board is thinking.

[00:54:42] In every company,

[00:54:44] the board has to

[00:54:45] relatively agree

[00:54:48] with what's going on.

[00:54:49] Whether y'all, you know... I'm not gonna change anything because

[00:54:52] I'm just gonna see what y'all think.

[00:54:54] Yo Mysterious with the 5!

[00:55:03] WLB W list. L list.

[00:55:08] Vote. vote.

[00:55:13] Is it really that close?

[00:55:14] Are y'all serious?

[00:55:17] Bro, take another look while you're voting.

[00:55:19] Look at the list while you're voting, man. Dude what's wrong with it? put pop corners and s

[00:55:36] and it's fixed no i can't do that

[00:55:38] that would be

[00:55:40] that would be invalidating the list.

[00:55:46] Wait, W is winning.

[00:55:48] W List is winning right now.

[00:55:49] It's so close.

[00:55:58] Oh my goodness. is gonna win the board agrees

[00:56:10] chat the board agrees dude let's go look how close it was yeah yeah this is the tier list, dude.

[00:56:15] Look, the board agrees.

[00:56:20] W-list at one by like a couple hundred votes.

[00:56:22] Bodied poll!

[00:56:35] Hey, I did my best. Yo should we start doing tier lists every now and then? What would be the next tier list that we could do? Fast food joints?

[00:56:44] Chat, fast food joints probably.

[00:57:06] Drinks? drinks 616 games gy to all about yes You look like the sea dragon? What is a sea dragon?

[00:57:12] Ranked case AI picks?

[00:57:19] Bro.

[00:57:25] Yo, to the guy that just said play raft... What is he doing up there?

[00:57:26] To the guy that just said play raft um i

[00:57:29] don't want to play a game where i stand on a platform

[00:57:32] and throw a hook into the water and pick up trash for

[00:57:36] four straight hours okay that's not something i want to do

[00:57:42] let's put that out there

[00:57:46] like honestly let's throw that out check Chad, y'all like Raft? Be honest.

[00:57:53] Here's the thing... Raft is fun

[00:57:58] for like the first 30 minutes you play it but after Oh yo yo, chat.

[00:58:24] You all saw that Joe responded to me today?

[00:58:29] Chat, Joe responded

[00:58:30] to me today.

[00:58:32] Yo, pretty pleased with the five?

[00:58:36] Chat,

[00:58:37] Joe said today

[00:58:38] that there's no way

[00:58:40] that he's serious

[00:58:41] about being able

[00:58:42] to beat me in a foot race.

[00:58:46] Joe, why do you think I'm joking?

[00:58:51] Joe who? Bartolozzi!

[00:58:55] He literally said,

[00:58:57] there's no way Case actually thinks he can beat me in a foot race.

[00:59:08] Why? Why do you think I was joking? Joe, I'm literally the fastest Twitch streamer.

[00:59:19] And I'm not joking when I say that.

[00:59:27] I ran a 4-2-40 uphill in mud with my shoes undyed, in the back of a water plant.

[00:59:41] Oh, everything I love I did.

[00:59:44] In high school? No!

[00:59:48] No it was after high school? No. No, it was after high school.

[00:59:52] Sure I did! I ran a 4'2", 40 yard dash uphill in mud with my shoes untied.

[01:00:06] And, I have a witness

[01:00:12] is this my house with his father

[01:00:15] james house like outlook it is yellow all seems to take you to go hell? Look at this. Yo, uh, Sam's with the 10 gifted W Sam's

[01:00:22] with the 10 gifted who just said four minutes 42 seconds.

[01:00:28] Oh, come on man! What is this? Uh what are you doing?! doing what was that what's going on Um...

[01:00:53] What's going on?

[01:01:12] Why are you staring at me dude oh yeah you're going to jail.

[01:01:15] Yeah, you're going to jail. You might as well just use the straight up brand name.

[01:01:20] Dude, you literally might as well have just used the brand name.

[01:01:24] Can I eat these?

[01:01:40] My... mob I got hungry chat what you want me say oh there's a flashlight that's never a good sign okay I literally just ate everything in the house. You know what's crazy about this house by the way?

[01:01:48] Oh nevermind, I was gonna say there is no fridge but there is a fridge.

[01:01:53] Ummm... Who are you?

[01:01:56] His name's Bob. Hey Alex! Ready for our mushroom picking trip today?

[01:02:08] No I'm not.

[01:02:11] Oh, hey Bob,

[01:02:13] I haven't prepared yet but I'll get everything together

[01:02:14] right after we finish talking.

[01:02:19] What preparations could you possibly make for a mushroom picking trip like what do you need for that

[01:02:29] and why are they picking mushrooms

[01:02:37] no worries just make sure you've got your gear, flashlight, bag, sleeping bag and snacks.

[01:02:44] Oh this is a whole adventure we're taking apparently! taken apparently what got it all pack everything right after we finish talking

[01:02:54] Alex you just said that go do it!

[01:03:02] Great, once you're ready we can hop in the car and head out for our adventure.

[01:03:04] This is gonna turn into a disaster

[01:03:08] Yeah Chad this is going to be an absolute Yeah, chat.

[01:03:11] This is going to be an absolute disaster.

[01:03:13] Wait, chat.

[01:03:14] Would it say I was taken?

[01:03:17] Bags, sleeping bags, snacks of course. already ate the snacks that's what we're taking

[01:03:42] yo where's my stuff at bro oh that's everything? Okay.

[01:03:43] All right Bob let's go on our mushroom picking adventure. We're dead. GG. November 17th, 2021.

[01:04:01] Alex and Bob on our way to meet a local huntsman for their mushroom trip.

[01:04:12] They're eager to explore the unfamiliar forest of...

[01:04:22] Why did we stop by the van? Okay, we're good.

[01:04:29] I guess

[01:04:30] I'll talk to him. Hey man, how you doing?

[01:04:35] Excuse me, are you the local huntsman? I'm Alex. Indeed I am. You must be the Seeker of Mushroom.

[01:04:41] ... I mean, I guess.

[01:04:50] Hi, I've heard you're the one to talk to about rare mushrooms in these woods.

[01:04:57] This is the most random thing ever!

[01:05:00] Yo Cody with the five gift appreciate you.

[01:05:06] I'm known as...

[01:05:12] What is that word?

[01:05:16] ... that word?

[01:05:25] I know how the word is tight I'm known as kayak but

[01:05:36] in these woods they call me the shadow

[01:05:38] tracker oh the shadow tracker.

[01:05:39] Oh, the shadow tracker!

[01:05:41] Why he be tracking them mushrooms?

[01:05:45] Oh man...

[01:05:46] The Shadow Tracker!

[01:05:48] Wow dude!

[01:05:53] The Shadow Tracker tracker Wow dude the shadow tracker that sounds intriguing yo Alex stop a lad I ventured these paths for years seeking out the rarest of nature's bounties.

[01:06:05] The rare mushroom you seek is called Morning Shroom.

[01:06:10] This is the best plot to a horror game i've ever experienced

[01:06:17] i'm ready for the challenge shadow tracker you're glazing now we just going

[01:06:25] all right come on Bob Bob you coming Yo, that just made me dizzy.

[01:06:54] Wow.

[01:06:56] That actually just made me dizzy.

[01:07:04] Bro, who are you?

[01:07:06] What are you doing here? I'm looking for

[01:07:07] mushrooms. What are you doing here?

[01:07:11] Whoa,

[01:07:12] you scared the heck out of me.

[01:07:14] You shouldn't be here.

[01:07:16] Listen to me, this forest is dangerous.

[01:07:18] Don't go in there.

[01:07:20] Yeah it's dangerous because you're in it buddy.

[01:07:32] Thanks for the warning but I've been planning this for ages I'll be fine

[01:07:37] kayak the shadow tracker with the five gifted. Thank you

[01:07:59] You don't understand it's's too dangerous. At least promise you won't stay out here after dark. The forest changes when the sun sets. Then why are you, are you just sitting here all day to warn people not to go in here like I don't understand what you're doing

[01:08:03] I'll be back before sunset is what's Bob doing like are you coming Bob or what

[01:08:20] GG GG 8.45am

[01:08:28] Oh we got here early

[01:08:29] I should go talk to them and see if i can help Hey Alex, we have a bit of a problem. We forgot our meat back at the camp.

[01:08:56] See Chad? It's stuff like this that happens in horror games where we get sent off to go

[01:09:03] like grab this stuff

[01:09:04] and then when we get sent

[01:09:06] off

[01:09:07] we die We die.

[01:09:18] Seriously, that's not good! What are we gonna do?

[01:09:26] Don't worry I already talked to the huntsman. He gave us an animal trap to use. Yeah, I'm calling PETA.

[01:09:32] That's a relief! What's the plan?

[01:09:36] First, you need to pick the morning mushrooms.

[01:09:37] They only appear early in the day.

[01:09:39] What?!

[01:09:40] What will you be doing? I'll start prepping our meal while your hand. Okay, so I'm gonna

[01:09:50] do all the hard work he's going to sit here and cook. All right. Chat we're looking Alright.

[01:09:59] Chat, we're looking for a morning mushroom.

[01:10:02] Yo where them morning mushrooms are?

[01:10:08] Bro would you let me do anything else?

[01:10:28] Broke. Bro, come on man. You couldn't have walked over here and grabbed these yourself and it took two seconds? This is ridiculous!

[01:10:36] Here, I got him. Is it not enough? Of course its not. Oh we need ten of them! I thought that was gunshots for a minute.

[01:11:02] How many do we have over there chat? Four, so we need

[01:11:06] two more right now. Okay, there's one we need one more

[01:11:13] So we're building an entire tree house

[01:11:22] This is a little... Dude, there's no way you're constructing this this easy.

[01:11:25] Are you kidding me?

[01:11:49] Okay. uh yo chat where's the last plank at i need one more plank

[01:12:38] savage y'all see the last point I don't let this last plank be hiding from me. wait chad have y'all actually seen it or no have you all seen it I literally did not miss five gifted y'all are tripping.

[01:12:44] Oh, y'all are trippin bad bro.all don't y'all gonna tell me where this plank is

[01:12:55] or not Chad I'm about to start baiting everybody.

[01:13:01] You ate the plant.

[01:13:03] Give me a legit answer!

[01:13:05] You want monitor or not?

[01:13:08] Okay. You want bonded or not?

[01:13:16] If this was Minecraft, I'd have found a wooden plank already because I would've chopped down a tree and made a wooden plank already cuz I chopped down a tree and made of wood

[01:13:18] blank yo beefcake with the five get depreciation

[01:13:27] you know where's this last piece of wood at bro?

[01:13:30] Come on man.

[01:13:38] It's not here.

[01:13:40] Wait, it's actually not here?

[01:13:48] Can I just like walk away?

[01:13:54] It's under the house.

[01:13:55] Is it really?

[01:14:36] It is indeed not under the house. so I passed it? Wait, did I actually pass it? So we're lying.

[01:14:39] We're spreading misinformation, huh Chad?

[01:14:41] Last night we couldn't find the milk. Tonight we can't find a wooden plank.

[01:14:48] Yo, gang, you gotta give me

[01:14:50] something, bro. Like, give me you got to give me something bro like give me a hint Wow

[01:15:04] shelters done Shelter's done. This might be the most mid-shelter I've ever seen in my life.

[01:15:21] And people had to...dude, my Minecraft treehouse is ten times better than this.

[01:15:32] Chat, be honest, is this better than my Minecraft treehouse the last plank with

[01:15:40] the five get depreciate you

[01:15:42] ok so what am i doing now am I uh

[01:15:48] I'm going to collect morning mushrooms

[01:15:54] chat

[01:16:00] and I'm going alone, of course.

[01:16:01] Do I got a gun with me or something?

[01:16:02] Do I got something?

[01:16:08] Wait, don't they say don't eat red mushrooms chat

[01:16:13] wait listen to that noise

[01:16:17] thats like a typewriter typing.

[01:16:20] That's not the sound of picking a mushroom. watch your chat watch me not be able to find the last one how much you want a bet

[01:16:38] they got me out here doing the difficult work.

[01:16:40] They over there chilling in a base, not doing nothing.

[01:16:47] Kind of peaceful though. slow.

[01:16:54] Okay, here's the question. What are we going to do with these?

[01:16:57] You know what I mean?

[01:17:06] I should go set up the trap before it gets dark. So, everything that needs to be done,

[01:17:12] I'm doing it.

[01:17:17] What are they

[01:17:18] doing? You know what

[01:17:20] I mean?

[01:17:23] Make some mushroom

[01:17:24] stew. Wait, Chad, isn't that a

[01:17:26] Minecraft reference or is mushroom stew in

[01:17:28] Minecraft, huh?

[01:17:38] Look at him up there chilling, enjoying the house. Yeah I'm leaving.

[01:17:49] This dude literally says while you're doing this

[01:17:53] I'm gonna prepare the meal.

[01:17:56] And I come back, I see some lettuce,

[01:17:59] some celery, an onion, a garlic clove.

[01:18:14] Okay? clove. Of course it's a horror game. It's about veggies.

[01:18:17] I mean that don't make it no better!

[01:18:25] Let's go set up this trap, man.

[01:18:29] I'm gonna call PETA.

[01:18:31] We're about to kill an animal.

[01:18:35] Six traps? six traps.

[01:18:43] Did you see that? That was that creepy guy that stares at the start.

[01:18:45] Did you see that?

[01:18:47] That was him, chat.

[01:18:56] He's gonna sit here and tell me this force is dangerous when he's the danger of them. Okay, let's starting to get dark.

[01:19:03] I don't like this.

[01:19:09] Dude, that is loud bro.

[01:19:14] Dude, that is so loud.

[01:19:29] All right, Chad, two more. Chad, two more.

[01:19:36] Why does it sound like that?

[01:19:41] It sounds like a ship dropping anchors on them.

[01:19:47] So you ever seen the videos of ships dropping anchor and the chains moving

[01:19:51] like a million miles per hour.

[01:19:52] Dude, that's scary man.

[01:19:54] Imagine it grabs you.

[01:19:58] Oh wow,

[01:19:59] it is very dark.

[01:20:06] The shelter is fully set up i should go meet them for dinner now yeah i bet they already started eating without us

[01:20:09] yo what we got to eat man hey alex i'm making some noodles

[01:20:22] now we're talking.

[01:20:29] Oh, now we're talking.

[01:20:50] Hey, I apologize for judging you too quick because I thought you were going to make like a salad Really, that's impressive. What did you find? I found some wild herbs and a few edible plants

[01:20:55] that should add a nice flavor to the noodles.

[01:20:59] Why don't you just throw

[01:21:00] a pack of them on the thing

[01:21:02] and use the flavor packet?

[01:21:03] Like, why are you doing

[01:21:04] all this extra stuff?

[01:21:06] Like, this dude probably

[01:21:07] grabbed a plant

[01:21:08] that's infected with rat lung worm disease

[01:21:10] and we're all gonna die now.

[01:21:20] You know what I mean?

[01:21:33] Yo, the creepy guy that scared us with the five gifted. Appreciate you.

[01:21:35] Bro created an account two minutes ago.

[01:21:37] That's crazy.

[01:21:38] I'm not gonna lie to you. two minutes ago that's crazy

[01:21:41] all right where do i sit at is it good oh

[01:21:44] hold on it looks kind of good though wait a minute

[01:21:48] what about where do I sit?

[01:21:57] Bro, we're about to eat. Why did I eat the chips?

[01:22:13] Yo! did I eat the chips Alex grab some dinner.

[01:22:14] They smell amazing.

[01:22:19] Can you stop sucking them noodles down in my ear, bro.

[01:22:23] Golly!

[01:22:24] Stop!

[01:22:31] Yo, yo.

[01:22:34] I don't trust this.

[01:22:47] Dude we sucked down the whole bowl in three sucks! and three socks. That noodle

[01:22:48] was really good. Bob did an amazing

[01:22:50] job with those forest ingredients.

[01:22:52] Yeah, we're done.

[01:22:55] Now it's time to get some sleep.

[01:22:57] Thanks for dinner, Bob! and we wake up at 2.50am

[01:23:10] who would have guessed

[01:23:11] uh oh

[01:23:15] nature's calling.

[01:23:16] I need to go pee.

[01:23:20] Who says nature is calling when they gotta use the restroom?

[01:23:24] ... when they gotta go use the restroom.

[01:23:29] Kayak over there,

[01:23:31] snoring.

[01:23:38] Okay, creepy music kicked in. I'm uncomfortable.

[01:23:43] Why don't we just pee off this? Off the balcony.

[01:23:47] Oh, we're so dead chat. Wait, we're so dead, chat. Wait, we're SO dead.

[01:23:50] The creepy guy's away from me!

[01:24:10] What were those eyes?

[01:24:16] Did y'all see those red eyes in the forest, Chad?

[01:24:17] Did y'all see those? Did y'all see those?

[01:24:22] I know y'all saw those.

[01:24:25] Let's just go back to sleep.

[01:24:26] Maybe it was a rabbit or something.

[01:24:31] 8 20 a.m.

[01:24:32] Oh, so we survived the night.

[01:24:38] Time to go pick up some mushrooms and check on the track yeah but first let's

[01:24:42] get the date start off right yep hey chat you gotta start today all

[01:24:48] right you know what I mean? You got to.

[01:24:56] Hey, Kayak, have you seen Bob?

[01:24:58] No, we went out early this morning to pick up some ingredients.

[01:25:00] Oh, he's dead.

[01:25:05] He's dead he's dead we're gonna walk over here we're gonna find bob dead how much you want to bet gg

[01:25:15] gg the bobtag GG to Bob, Chad.

[01:25:16] He's dead and gone.

[01:25:19] How much you want to bet?

[01:25:25] Chad, type one if you do think we're going to find Bob dead.

[01:25:31] Okay, we are picking more mushrooms...

[01:25:34] Why are we so obsessed with these mushrooms specifically?

[01:25:36] Like, what do they do?

[01:25:46] Speedrun.

[01:25:54] Hey, speed run! What you talking about?

[01:26:00] Mushroom pickin' speedrun buddy!

[01:26:05] Now here's what's gonna happen right? We're going to get back to the base. Kayak is going to be gone, too.

[01:26:07] Watch.

[01:26:14] I should go check on the trap before it gets dark.

[01:26:17] We just woke up! What do you mean, before it gets dark?

[01:26:25] ... Yo, Chad.

[01:26:36] I got a take on this and I know probably a lot of people agree. Somebody's shadowboxing is the most cringe thing that somebody could ever do shadow like if you want me to immediately judge you

[01:26:57] shadow box because shadow boxing

[01:27:00] is the most cringe

[01:27:02] thing in the world.

[01:27:06] Like, your brother

[01:27:08] does that? Well, hey, tell him to quit because like you punching the air

[01:27:12] doesn't relate to punching somebody.

[01:27:16] You think you're tough or something, Kayak?

[01:27:18] Won't you punch me?

[01:27:20] Oh, no. Offer something, Kayak? Won't you punch me?! Oh no! No!

[01:27:35] Chat look, that means we killed some rabbits.

[01:27:44] Man, that's messed up, Chad. I'm not gonna lie.

[01:27:47] That's messed up bro.

[01:27:50] Come on... man see how we gotta call

[01:27:56] PETA bro

[01:27:56] like doing

[01:28:02] all of this going through all this trouble you could just go that's so sad

[01:28:13] Bro what is not real.

[01:28:17] Yo!

[01:28:20] That thing's moving.

[01:28:23] This isn't real, we're getting pranked!

[01:28:29] It's a prank!

[01:28:33] Okay. okay you're struggling with the team get

[01:28:40] to W struggling with the team getting so

[01:28:44] we're going to cook these are noodles tonight that's what we're gonna cook these in our noodles tonight. That's what we're doing.

[01:28:47] Chat, you ever had rabbit noodles?

[01:28:51] How is it dark already?

[01:28:55] I'll give the rabbit I caught in the trap to Bob.

[01:28:58] He can make a meal.

[01:29:01] Um, I got bad news...

[01:29:09] Oh! Bob's back.

[01:29:10] Teddy's not dead.

[01:29:10] W-Bob.

[01:29:11] He's not dead.

[01:29:13] Yo, Bob.

[01:29:15] You're wearing the same clothes as yesterday though, ain't it?

[01:29:17] Yo, Bob. I got the rabbits you gonna cook them

[01:29:24] oh rabbit excellent give to me now.

[01:29:36] What'd you make tonight?

[01:29:37] More noodles,

[01:29:39] you know what I'm happy with that

[01:29:46] let's go get some sleep

[01:29:51] hey hey Hey! Hey!

[01:29:57] Bro, what are you doing here man?

[01:30:01] So what y'all want me to go talk to them? Y'all ain't gonna do nothing.

[01:30:02] Y'all just gonna stand here.

[01:30:07] You gonna make me go down there. I thought you were the shadow hunter.

[01:30:16] Give me them noodles. wait what do i do what man hey why don't you leave this forest come down here I'm bata who's there what do you mean? It's obviously the guy from the beginning.

[01:30:38] The forest isn't safe, come down. It's better down here.

[01:30:47] You might be the worst serial

[01:30:50] killer in history, buddy.

[01:30:53] Won't you try to climb the ladder i'm a

[01:30:55] ladder ham you

[01:31:03] kyan pulled out the blinky on him!

[01:31:06] W.Kyatt's still in business!

[01:31:10] See, that's what I'm talking about chat. That's the support that I need right there.

[01:31:16] W-mans!

[01:31:18] I didn't even know he had a gun on him.

[01:31:25] Come sit by the fire for a moment. There's something important we need to talk about.

[01:31:30] Uh oh...

[01:31:38] I feel bad for eating his noodles now.

[01:31:41] Alright, what you got to tell me, Kayak?

[01:31:46] Alex, that stranger down there is dangerous.

[01:31:47] You shouldn't listen to him.

[01:31:50] Do you think I'm stupid, Kayak?

[01:31:51] I wasn't gonna listen to him.

[01:31:54] Yo, Shadowboxing with the five gifted. Thank you.

[01:31:59] Why thank you. Why do

[01:32:00] you say

[01:32:00] that?

[01:32:02] There's an

[01:32:03] old myth

[01:32:03] about

[01:32:04] Sming.

[01:32:08] It's believed to be a tiger that killed many humans and then transformed into sme You expect me to believe this urban legend, man.

[01:32:33] It has the ability

[01:32:35] to shapeshift... Oh, come on, Kayak!

[01:32:46] ... it has the ability to shape shift into other people

[01:32:48] and lure them out to eat

[01:32:50] legend has it that

[01:32:52] he can even transform into a tiger at

[01:32:55] night this is this might be the least

[01:33:00] scary story you could have told me.

[01:33:08] That's why it was trying to lure

[01:33:10] you down the ladder. They believe

[01:33:12] tiger paws can't climb up. And we're back. The team is looking down the barrel of a 455 meeting.

[01:33:48] Can they turn it around?

[01:33:51] What is this dude talking about not only did it climb the tree,

[01:34:08] it did it with absolute ease.

[01:34:14] I'm taking a tiger in 1v1 by the way

[01:34:16] those things are not that dangerous.

[01:34:17] Like, well they got some claws and a mouth so what?

[01:34:23] That's terrifying! Thanks for warning me.

[01:34:32] 8-43 a.m., we made it through the night again, chat.

[01:34:33] Yo, captain with the five.

[01:34:36] Chat, we made it through the night again, dude!

[01:34:38] I remember Chad, we made it through the night again dude!

[01:34:44] I remember listening to that story last night and suddenly feeling sleepy. Yeah cause you just ate two bowls of noodles.

[01:34:48] Time to go pick- same thing right there what you doing, Bob?

[01:35:00] Okay.

[01:35:04] Alright, let's go pick up our

[01:35:08] mushrooms again.

[01:35:12] They were acting like this is like... Chad, do y'all do this in your own free time?

[01:35:14] Y'all go out in the middle of the woods and stay for three days

[01:35:16] and pick mushrooms?

[01:35:18] Am I missing something?

[01:35:21] Yo, Steakhouse Burrito with the five gibbons.

[01:35:25] Yeah so this is a common hobby

[01:35:29] that's what y'all are telling me?

[01:35:38] Mushroom picking is a common hobby. Case is chore list with the five gift appreciate you say y'all trippin man

[01:35:48] that wasn't Bob.

[01:35:54] Uh-oh, we got another conspiracy

[01:35:55] theorist.

[01:35:59] Chat, y'all think Bob got replaced?

[01:36:02] Wait, you low-key cook wait where's everybody at

[01:36:10] no I forgot my bag of chips.

[01:36:16] I know he ain't up in here sleeping.

[01:36:19] Are you serious, dude? again chat once again i'm the one doing all the work and Bob's in there sleeping.

[01:36:39] One rabbit this time.

[01:36:41] Wait, why don't we use the rabbits from yesterday?

[01:36:45] Why do we need another one? Wait, why don't we use the rabbits from yesterday?

[01:36:46] Why do we need another one?

[01:36:53] Did y'all hear that?

[01:36:57] It's the Shadow Hunter!

[01:37:01] AHH!! Hey Alex, did you get anything from the trap?

[01:37:22] Why are you covered in blood?

[01:37:24] Yeah. Like he's asking me like he doesn't see this rabbit I'm holding in my hand what

[01:37:35] if this isn't kayak chat and what if this is Smeag?

[01:37:40] You think this could be Smeag?!

[01:37:49] What's with the blood on your shirt?

[01:37:52] Oh, this? It's from

[01:37:53] the rabbit I hunted earlier.

[01:37:55] That looks like a lot of blood

[01:37:57] to be from a rabbit

[01:37:59] kayak. to be from a rabbit kayak yeah I what did you do did you lay on it and it exploded tree climbed Exploded?

[01:38:12] Tree climbing tiger with the five gifted. Appreciate you!

[01:38:20] What's that awful smell, it's really bad. I need to investigate. Why?

[01:38:31] What are we investigating?

[01:38:38] GG.

[01:38:40] One thing you never want to do in a horror game is investigate.

[01:38:45] Yo, did you bookie yourself?

[01:38:53] I can't even smell nothing.

[01:39:00] I'm calling PETA.

[01:39:13] What happened to this thing? It died. That's what happened, Alex.

[01:39:19] This is dangerous! I need to tell Bob about this.

[01:39:23] What's Bob gonna do? He's sleeping!

[01:39:28] Where'd Kayak go?

[01:39:31] Wait a minute. Dead deer, blood on kayak shirt

[01:39:40] perhaps that isn't actually kayak Think about it.

[01:39:53] Perhaps that deer is not a deer either, perhaps that deer was Bob? And, um...

[01:39:59] Uh... yeah.

[01:40:12] I'm sorry! I don't see nobody in the treehouse. Wait, Bob's over here! What you doing, Bob?

[01:40:17] What's up, Bob?

[01:40:19] Bob we're in danger. I found an unusual deer course.

[01:40:24] Unusual? What do you mean?

[01:40:27] It's hard to explain but this place feels dangerous. And Kayak? He's been acting strange.

[01:40:32] Alright we should leave the sports together.

[01:40:34] You know what W Bob! Smart move buddy!

[01:40:39] You had that bow tie on for a past week. Can you take that thing off? I know we'll

[01:40:42] stop it.

[01:40:45] Can't, can't get rid of the bunny! Why am I still holding it?

[01:40:58] Okay. holding it okay i'm scared bob let's go

[01:41:02] come on bob, Bob's cooked.

[01:41:06] Oh, Bob...

[01:41:09] What's that?

[01:41:43] I don't know. so Oh my... No, it's the tiger! I'm leaving! W3 Wargame. Chat, rate that game out of 10. Chat remember that game's free, dude.

[01:42:06] W-free game.

[01:43:01] 8 out of 10? That was a good one! Get it? I see why it's called Shadowfang. so I'm sorry. Bro! There's no way, we got emoted on man!

[01:43:13] I ain't gonna lie, he killing that though, Chad.

[01:43:15] Does your rating of the game go up now?

[01:43:19] He's killing that though!

[01:43:20] Smeen going crazy He's killing that though!

[01:43:23] Smeen going crazy.

[01:43:29] Dude, why does my computer keep like getting weird bro?

[01:43:32] Shit am i live?

[01:43:36] But why does it keep...

[01:43:40] Dude dude The Twitch website be glitching.

[01:43:42] Check this out if Twitch website ever glitch bro it glitches for me a lot.

[01:43:46] Yo he killed that though I'm not gonna lie.

[01:43:49] He will kill that thing.

[01:43:51] The Mountain Wood Creature thing the mountain wood creature

[01:43:55] the dancing tiger makes it a 10 out of 10 yeah

[01:43:58] loki

[01:44:03] i'm hungry i want some Takis, man. Oh it's going to be a banger!

[01:44:07] Oh my goodness, it's gonna be a banger!

[01:44:12] Every Nox is gonna be a banger. Every Noxus game is a banger!

[01:44:20] Wait I didn't even know that this was who this was by!

[01:44:24] Oh it's going to be a bop oh it's gonna

[01:44:27] be a bop chat

[01:44:28] man I'm so skinny dude

[01:44:34] golly man!

[01:44:36] When I shock the world one day

[01:44:38] Chad you're gonna know it

[01:44:40] Here's how you're gonna know

[01:44:42] One day there is going to be a stream

[01:44:48] It's going to be like a five minute stream

[01:44:54] And you're going to know it's the stream because the title of the stream is going to be

[01:44:56] It's time.

[01:45:02] And when you click in the stream off the noti, I'm going to be sitting in a room with good lighting and a hoodie on.

[01:45:06] And when everybody gets in here, it's like, yo what's going

[01:45:08] on? It's time for what? And I'm gonna be

[01:45:10] sitting here like this.

[01:45:16] This exact pose. I'll be sitting here like this. I'm going to be sitting here like this.

[01:45:19] I'm not gonna be saying what's up,

[01:45:21] I'm not gonna be saying nothing like that.

[01:45:24] I'm just gonna let y'all come in here and start

[01:45:26] somebody sitting there like this.

[01:45:29] And there is gonna be some music playing in the background,

[01:45:31] I don't know what these people are playing in the background

[01:45:33] but in like

[01:45:35] four minutes

[01:45:37] of me just sitting here staring at the screen.

[01:45:40] People are gonna be like, yo OMG what's happening?

[01:45:43] I'm going to stand up, I'm going to take my hoodie off and I'm going to have a tank top on

[01:45:48] And you're gonna see just absolutely

[01:45:50] jacked ripped muscles and i'm going to walk away from the screen

[01:45:56] and then i'm going to stream in like a week after

[01:46:01] you're gonna know, Jack.

[01:46:03] So just know if you ever see a stream start

[01:46:05] up and

[01:46:07] it says it's time, just know

[01:46:09] the mountain wood creature

[01:46:16] W fantasy that's not fancy that's reality the protagonist reality

[01:46:28] the protagonist joseph joseph chat type one if your name is joseph

[01:46:31] joseph huh Joseph, huh?

[01:46:35] Joseph dude. Chad is there actually anybody named

[01:46:37] Joseph in here?

[01:46:39] Joseph is crazy.

[01:46:41] Yo, Joseph.

[01:46:47] Shoot!

[01:46:50] Man.

[01:46:56] Chad, what's the worst most basic name that there is?

[01:47:12] Like the worst one. Kyle oh my goodness you're right Loki

[01:47:15] Frank no Frank's a good name I like Frank

[01:47:24] James James

[01:47:26] yo spring

[01:47:31] with the five and Joe

[01:47:33] with the five

[01:47:35] Kevin I'm with the five.

[01:47:39] Kevin? No, I mess with Kevin.

[01:47:40] I like the name Kevin.

[01:47:42] Tell you what I like Kevin.

[01:47:46] Joshua and Joshua?

[01:47:52] Ooh, Joshua. Wait you're right Josh

[01:47:54] We got any Josh's in here?

[01:48:02] ... is in here. Oh, man.

[01:48:03] Josh

[01:48:04] Humphrey? No, I'm talking

[01:48:07] about very commonly overused names.

[01:48:10] And the thing is, the most common

[01:48:12] name in the world is Muhammad, right?

[01:48:23] I think the most common name in the world is muhammad.

[01:48:26] That's racist?

[01:48:28] THAT'S A LEGITIMATE FACT!

[01:48:30] WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S RACIST?! That's a legitimate fact. What do you mean that's racist?

[01:48:38] Yo, Josh with the five.

[01:49:11] It's not racist so Exactly. Exactly.

[01:49:35] Exactly, what do you want me to say? chat don't be mad that your boys got some knowledge

[01:49:47] chat listen I'm just trying to spread the knowledge dude

[01:49:53] muhammad now do we got any muhammads in here wait what Wait, what?

[01:50:05] What did this dude just type in the chat?

[01:50:15] Case I saw you at Tacoville and asked about streaming and you looked angry and smelled like smoke. What? He said it again.

[01:50:41] You were at Taco Bell today, you looked so angry when asked when you streaming and stench like cigars

[01:50:49] and had tattoos. What are you talking about? This dude's first message today was I saw you at Taco Bell with a cheesy gordita crunch.

[01:51:08] Dude, are you tweaking?

[01:51:22] By the- Oh my goodness chat.

[01:51:24] By the way, big news.

[01:51:25] Big news.

[01:51:29] I have a new favorite Taco Bell item and you'd never guess it. Chat, y'all want to see it real quick? I'm about to put y'all to see it real quick I'm about

[01:51:33] to put you all on again we're not play the game hang on

[01:51:35] I gotta show you all this yeah I got a show'all this hang on Oh, dude. Oh my god!

[01:51:55] Oh my

[01:51:55] god! Dude!

[01:51:59] I had...

[01:52:00] Listen to me and listen to me good.

[01:52:05] I'm about to put y'all on

[01:52:07] and you are going to be thanking me

[01:52:09] for generations for this.

[01:52:13] Look, look at me this look the spicy potato taco from

[01:52:21] Taco Bell I had it for the first

[01:52:26] time like three or four days

[01:52:27] ago. That thing

[01:52:29] right there is

[01:52:31] unbelievably good.

[01:52:33] It is unbelievably good. It is unbelievably

[01:52:36] good there I am not joking to

[01:52:38] you when I say this, there

[01:52:40] was absolutely no reason

[01:52:43] To get a regular taco

[01:52:47] Yo dad go give me 12 spicy potato tacos. Nah I'm playing.

[01:52:51] But no seriously

[01:52:55] there is no reason to get a regular taco when this thing is on the menu.

[01:53:01] I'm dead serious. Oh man, chat type one if you've ever had one of these.

[01:53:06] Dude it's so good. I'd want if you ever had one of these.

[01:53:08] Dude, it's so good.

[01:53:10] It's so good and here's the reason

[01:53:12] I cracked the code.

[01:53:14] The reason

[01:53:15] that this thing

[01:53:19] is so good, it's because

[01:53:21] it's the one item on the menu

[01:53:23] that they are forced to put their special

[01:53:25] spicy sauce on

[01:53:26] because if they didn't, they would look outright bad.

[01:53:30] Now all the

[01:53:31] other times they will lack and not

[01:53:33] put their good sauce on all the other items

[01:53:35] cause they can like get away with it.

[01:53:37] Y'all ever had a chicken quesadilla from Taco Bell that ain't got the spicy

[01:53:40] sauce on it? How many times has that happened?

[01:53:42] It just winds up being cheese and

[01:53:44] chicken, and that's it. But

[01:53:46] with this thing, they literally have to put it

[01:53:48] on there. Like most of the time they will refuse

[01:53:51] to put the one thing on their food that makes it good

[01:53:55] but with this thing

[01:54:02] with this thing right here,

[01:54:03] Chad I'm telling you.

[01:54:05] Next time you go to Taco Bell get one of these.

[01:54:06] Not getting multiple.

[01:54:08] Yo Moo with the five

[01:54:09] appreciates you.

[01:54:10] Tyne with the five

[01:54:11] appreciates you. But yeah Chad move with the five. Appreciate you time with the five. Appreciate you

[01:54:11] but yeah, Chad, I figured

[01:54:14] I would

[01:54:14] chat. I figured

[01:54:18] I would put y'all on real quick. You're welcome

[01:54:20] chat. You're welcome chat you're

[01:54:23] welcome dude

[01:54:24] hey what's your me say your

[01:54:28] what else can I say except you're

[01:54:29] welcome the protagonist you're welcome.

[01:54:35] The protagonist, Joseph is unemployed

[01:54:36] and searching for a job

[01:54:39] in a desperate situation

[01:54:44] with bills to pay

[01:54:46] he is willing to accept

[01:54:48] any kind of work

[01:54:49] Joseph finds a newspaper with a job offer in the Mountainwood Forest.

[01:54:59] Without hesitation, he makes the call to apply for the job, he calls and gets the job.

[01:55:05] So you call for the job and they immediately hire you? That's

[01:55:09] not a good sign.

[01:55:13] Chat that is not a good sign.

[01:55:21] Hey chat! New job.

[01:55:35] First day on the job, chat!

[01:55:41] Must stop me hurting.

[01:55:43] Must stop me hurting... DOOSHIT don't i'm fit I'm sorry. yo move with another five appreciate you moo oh i like these cinematics hold up

[01:56:09] let it cook

[01:56:14] and i just leaked my license plate first day on the job man what are you driving do what is this thing okay I'm putting my two weeks notice what is this

[01:56:34] okay I'm immediately freaked out

[01:56:35] go to Mountwood staff room I wonder where that is.

[01:56:41] Ha! Get it, cause it's right there.

[01:56:58] I mean, maybe it's just me and Minecraft has literally consumed my life.

[01:57:01] But this looks like something that you would see in Minecraft. It's just the middle

[01:57:03] of the woods with a random square

[01:57:05] building.

[01:57:08] You know what I mean?

[01:57:09] Like, am I tripping?

[01:57:12] Yo, moo with 25 gifted subs.

[01:57:15] Chat, give me some Ws for Moo

[01:57:17] With the 25 gifted subs

[01:57:20] Appreciate you, Moo.

[01:57:26] W. Moo

[01:57:32] Wait I can open the door from here?

[01:57:41] So what is my job title exactly

[01:57:46] oh this is not a cozy work environment what is this i don't like this job i'm quick job quick find the watchtower wait those games are always good I want a spicy i want a spicy potato taco

[01:58:13] okay um can i get like the general direction okay here's a trail let's

[01:58:16] follow the trail.

[01:58:18] Chat we gotta go find our watchtower.

[01:58:21] Ironbark lookout reference aka firewatch reference

[01:58:25] aka what other game says games has a watchtower

[01:58:28] in it, Chad?

[01:58:31] What other watchtower games is there?

[01:58:36] I still don't like you, Delilah.

[01:58:44] Umm...

[01:58:49] Do like this. Um... Wait, is it?

[01:58:51] Okay I turned right. I don't know if that was a mistake

[01:58:53] We're gonna see

[01:59:03] Okay I think Okay, I don't think it was a mistake.

[01:59:14] Call of the Wild The Angler has a watchtower in it.

[01:59:20] I finally reached the watchtower.

[01:59:27] Okay, so is this where I'm gonna be like living at? I don't understand...

[01:59:30] What am I supposed to do? Watch us get up here and go I don't understand.

[01:59:32] What am I supposed to... Watch us get up here and Delilah's on the radio.

[01:59:35] She done transferred.

[01:59:38] Um, this is...

[01:59:39] Oh, I don't like this.

[01:59:41] There must be something that tells me what to do in this place.

[01:59:44] It's probably

[01:59:45] this.

[01:59:48] Maybe that's not it.

[01:59:50] No, it's

[01:59:51] it. Pay attention man

[01:59:54] Hey are you? Are you a newbie? Yeah i'm quitting

[02:00:01] Yo sick you with the 5g money with the 10W gifters man.

[02:00:06] See this is see...

[02:00:09] Oh man!

[02:00:11] People who have been working at a job for a long time and treat new hires as lower than them

[02:00:16] Just cuz they've been there for a long time are the worst humans on the earth, man

[02:00:23] Dude dude do I hate a dude

[02:00:25] Like wow! Yeah bro

[02:00:29] I'm glad you've been working here for 20 years. Congratulations

[02:00:33] Like they literally treat you less than Congratulations!

[02:00:40] Like they literally treat you less than human because you haven't been working there for 15 years.

[02:00:47] Hey are you a newbie? Yeah bro I just got here.

[02:00:55] Hey yes I am. You gonna keep calling me newbie.

[02:00:58] Maybe this is Dolores.

[02:01:01] I just wanted to see if you've arrived and I'm in charge

[02:01:03] of giving you instructions.

[02:01:05] You don't sound like you're too happy about it.

[02:01:10] Thank you very much, what's your name?

[02:01:14] Dude if this says Delilah I'm going to tweak out. Wait did I say Dolores?

[02:01:22] Chat she's in my head bro.

[02:01:26] I can't get her out of my head man

[02:01:31] so i can't get dolores out of my head dude

[02:01:35] chat watch it say Delilah.

[02:01:39] Even worse, my name is Ryan and what's your name?

[02:01:45] Joseph.

[02:01:46] Pleasure to meet you.

[02:01:49] The pleasure is all mine. Well, let's go I've already prepared everything

[02:01:53] I created a file containing the instructions

[02:01:57] I'll send it to you by email. What's your email address? Don't leak me. Don't lea-

[02:02:13] There goes my life. There goes my

[02:02:18] life. There it is, chat.

[02:02:24] Somebody just said screenshotted.

[02:02:28] Yo!

[02:02:30] Bro.

[02:02:33] Riot. Bro. Right, I've already sent it to you.

[02:02:35] Anything just give me a call

[02:02:37] see ya Joseph

[02:02:39] Check your email

[02:02:41] I'm gonna leak my emails too oh man okay so could you have made this like a little bit more palatable? Instructions for Joseph

[02:03:05] Accessing cameras

[02:03:08] Use the main console

[02:03:09] Located on the desk

[02:03:11] To the camera feeds

[02:03:12] The console displays Multiple camera angles around the forest.

[02:03:20] Switching cameras. Use the arrow keys or touch screen interface to switch between different camera views recording

[02:03:29] footage to record footage press the record button yo Ryan do you think I'm

[02:03:35] stupid dude Yo, Ryan, do you think I'm stupid, dude?

[02:03:40] And you got doxxed.

[02:03:43] Your email's down there and your last name.

[02:03:44] You're so cooked, dude.

[02:03:51] Yeah, you're a Twitter post. Power instability.

[02:03:54] Power outages.

[02:03:55] Oh, this is Five Nights at Freddy's.

[02:03:58] Due to recent reports of disturbances likely caused by a large creature passing through

[02:04:03] the area...

[02:04:04] You're just going throw that in there and act like it's nothing?

[02:04:07] You won't throw it in parentheses like it's not nothing

[02:04:09] do you not want to tell me what this large creature

[02:04:12] is passing through the area

[02:04:13] if I look over at chat people are saying it's you

[02:04:15] I'm cutting the stream off

[02:04:16] and everybody's you, shut up!

[02:04:24] There may be power outages.

[02:04:26] We're starting power.

[02:04:28] Okay chat, we gotta remember this because we have to restart the power when it comes out.

[02:04:35] In the event of a power outage you must restart the power. Yo Ryan, you're talking to me like I'm

[02:04:41] stupid or something, man!

[02:04:46] The power

[02:04:47] reset system is located near

[02:04:49] the parking lot inside the mount okay yeah I saw that you know

[02:04:53] where it is emergency protocols contacting other posts use the radio on

[02:05:01] your desk okay emergency signals there's an

[02:05:06] emergency button general tips stay alert

[02:05:11] ok so we got to look at the cameras report unusual activity. You know average fire watch job or whatever

[02:05:20] It's kind of chill, I like this.

[02:05:23] Uh oh something about to pop off.

[02:05:31] What was that noise?

[02:05:36] Hello?

[02:05:40] Joseph, are you there? Hey Ryan.

[02:05:44] Could you check camera 3? There's something strange there? Hey, Ryan.

[02:05:45] Could you check camera three? There's something strange there.

[02:05:47] GG.

[02:05:52] Another one.

[02:05:57] Yes, I forgot to tell you an animal was found torn apart a few days ago. There's a possibility that

[02:06:00] there was a wild animal on the loose. Now, that's us me from

[02:06:03] the last game.

[02:06:08] Did you try to call the Rangers?

[02:06:10] Yes, but they didn't find anything.

[02:06:12] In fact, one of the Rangers is missing.

[02:06:13] Oh my goodness!

[02:06:16] What?! Alright, we gotta check camera 3 chat 1 2

[02:06:23] 3

[02:06:24] oh never mind. You switch between...

[02:06:29] Two, three...

[02:06:31] That is indeed something dead!

[02:06:35] I can't see very well what it is. I think

[02:06:38] i'll go and check it out

[02:06:42] excuse me

[02:06:46] that's above my pay grade.

[02:06:50] What you mean go look and check it out?

[02:06:57] Why would you go out there?

[02:07:04] Why, why would you, why?

[02:07:08] Why would you even dare

[02:07:12] yeah there's a giant dead animal let me go walk out there Joseph what's wrong

[02:07:19] with you man I don't even know how to get there

[02:07:22] Joseph ain't got a flashlight or nothing oh man we're cooked Joseph Joseph this ain't worth it man

[02:07:34] let's just go work at Taco Bell

[02:07:36] or something dude like

[02:07:38] come on man

[02:07:42] Let's go make some cheesy gordita crunches.

[02:07:45] This ain't worth it. Okay, that sounds like a squirrel. Do I go this way? Where is this dead animal?

[02:08:16] I'm scared.

[02:08:23] It sounds like my cheeks are clapping when I'm walking.

[02:08:25] Y'all hear that little clap noise?

[02:08:29] There it is.

[02:08:33] There it is

[02:08:40] y'all hear the little clap it kind of echoes y'all hear that

[02:08:51] um Ummm... That is more than a dead animal.

[02:08:55] Ummmm, yeah let's go back to the watchtower.

[02:09:03] Dude! You hear the cheeks clapping!

[02:09:09] Listen as I...

[02:09:10] Listen.

[02:09:17] Dude do y'all hear that?

[02:09:19] It almost sounds like you're cycling through your BitBoy in Fallout New Vegas.

[02:09:27] Like it's the same style of noise.

[02:09:34] Yo, uh... yoyan we got trouble

[02:09:43] joseph calls the rangers sits down in his chair and ends up falling asleep. Um, what?

[02:10:08] Yeah, I'm quitting.

[02:10:09] Go back to your car right now.

[02:10:10] I'm quitting.

[02:10:12] What was that?

[02:10:16] Joseph, help!

[02:10:19] Wait, he's calling me for

[02:10:20] help? What's happening?

[02:10:24] Ryan just died.

[02:10:27] Ryan just died!

[02:10:30] And the power went out.

[02:10:41] So Ryan just got killed by something...

[02:10:45] I've just heard a horrific, giant creature. And now we gotta go cut the power back on him.

[02:10:49] Alright!

[02:10:51] Can I get a gun? A machete?

[02:10:56] Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...

[02:11:00] Something?

[02:11:03] Oh we're so good! Man it's fog started working here. no no stop

[02:11:30] okay whatever it is, it's big enough to uproot a tree and push it over. Oh we can't even quit if we want to because my car is destroyed.

[02:11:53] Oh my God!

[02:11:56] Y'all!

[02:12:04] Um, I say we just sit in this room.

[02:12:11] Okay? we just sit in this room. Yeah, that's what

[02:12:13] we should do, Chad.

[02:12:14] We should just

[02:12:15] sit in here

[02:12:16] until it gets

[02:12:17] daytime

[02:12:18] and then we leave.

[02:12:20] You know what I mean?

[02:12:29] Ted, is this what you would do in this situation?

[02:12:31] Me personally if this is IRL, hey buddy that's what I'm doing. Call the police on the watchtower phone.

[02:12:50] Why doesn't this building have a phone installed?

[02:12:53] We're going to die on the way there!

[02:13:00] GG! gg oh no Oh, no.

[02:13:26] You all got chills? I can't do this.

[02:13:32] It looked like he was walking to my tower. Bro!

[02:13:52] Please, please, please.

[02:13:55] Please don't jump out at me bro! Just let me get in the tower!

[02:14:01] Get in the tower and hunker down till morning time

[02:14:14] watch us get here and our towers collapse. Okay, it's not.

[02:14:17] Okay we're good chat! We're good!

[02:14:25] Was he taller than this tower?

[02:14:34] Okay, call them.

[02:14:43] 911, what's your emergency? Please send the police to Mountwood

[02:14:45] There is something strange going on here

[02:14:47] He's killing everyone.

[02:14:49] Keep calm, sir. The police will be there soon.

[02:14:52] That's it? You ain't gonna stay on the line?

[02:14:56] You're gonna tell me to keep calm? I just saw a 30 foot tall person.

[02:15:03] Looked like he was drunk.

[02:15:07] Call him back.

[02:15:11] OH MY GOD! Dude, at first glance I thought that was a painting on the wall.

[02:15:29] Literally! on the wall.

[02:15:31] Literally!

[02:15:37] Like, when I first saw it,

[02:15:37] I'm like, wait,

[02:15:39] where'd that painting come from? So from stay safe in the cabin near the dead animal buddy just stay in here dude

[02:15:51] I can tell you what's not sick where did the hands come from yeah smart

[02:16:01] thing to do I don't feel safe in the tower let me go run half a mile somewhere

[02:16:06] else when with this thing creeping out or creeper creeping around here yes that's smart.

[02:16:23] I see it. I see it

[02:16:56] i see it so Oh my... Is it looking at

[02:17:04] bro just get to the cabin dude

[02:17:10] bro just get to the cabin. Dude, just...

[02:17:11] Just get there.

[02:17:22] Okay, so surely if we make it here alive, surely the cabin's safe right?

[02:17:30] Bro bro I'm scared that's like following me or something.

[02:17:37] Bro please...

[02:17:41] Get in this cabin right now.

[02:17:44] How about you want to go find Ryan

[02:17:46] and he's dead? Snapped up!

[02:17:50] Please don't be locked!

[02:18:03] Oh, you think?

[02:18:09] Maybe there's something useful in here?

[02:18:12] What is going to be useful against that thing

[02:18:17] people been squatting in here i'm seeing vapes and drinks and

[02:18:32] cigarettes E-e-eh, e-eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, i just go outside can i just

[02:18:47] you better get back inside That door doesn't open. Chad, there's nothing useful in here right? What are we doing?

[02:19:03] Oh it says stay in here. It says stay safe.

[02:19:13] Okay, so first off I don't think that creature knows we're in here. Second off even if it did you think that thing could like break through a wall

[02:19:22] what am I wearing? Dude, there's nothing in here. Do they want me to get something?

[02:19:42] Th-there's nothing in here.

[02:19:53] Wait, this door is opening now. Okay. It's a birch wood creature!

[02:20:04] He seems to be going back in the forest.

[02:20:09] Go to the police in the parking lot!

[02:20:13] Why don't we just stay here and wait? Bro!

[02:20:27] This is such a bad idea. stay here and wait they'll find you man we're gonna go

[02:20:35] to the police they all gonna be dead dude

[02:20:37] yo it's the worst first day of work ever.

[02:20:47] What are the police gonna do? I don't know shoot it

[02:20:56] you think that thing's immortal bullets chat or no Oh no.

[02:21:28] OH MY GOD WHO'S RIGHT THERE?! I thought it was in front of me. Now that's how it ends?

[02:21:29] Oh, he was gonna kill us in a way?

[02:21:32] Yo, W game bro!

[02:21:38] Bro that was really good man. Jack that was really good.

[02:21:46] Was there a way for me to survive that?

[02:21:52] Continue...

[02:22:15] ...way... Continue...way. Does that mean there's a way for me to survive? Oh, I should have hit continue on the end screen. Never mind. Oh.

[02:22:18] Never mind.

[02:22:23] Yo, Chad, I don't know what that creature was, but a creature like that is like a perfect creature for a horror game

[02:22:27] that's, like, scary. You know what I mean?

[02:22:30] Like, other monsters in horror games are like

[02:22:32] giant blob monsters

[02:22:33] that are not that scary, but

[02:22:36] that monster right there was simplistic and it was

[02:22:39] scary chat. Yo W game bro.

[02:22:43] Yo W game chat no lie.

[02:22:49] What just happened?

[02:22:51] Did y'all hear that?

[02:23:02] ... so

[02:23:14] gg GG. Yo, Yara with the five gifted. Okay, here we go. There we go

[02:23:22] Minecraft

[02:23:23] y'all want another

[02:23:24] horror game first

[02:23:25] chat

[02:23:26] you want a

[02:23:27] horror game

[02:23:27] first

[02:23:27] do this

[02:23:29] game right

[02:23:29] here

[02:23:30] chat

[02:23:31] this game right here um I think it's like a new version of um

[02:23:35] That's not my neighbor should we try a chat?

[02:23:46] You don't have any secrets, right Case? Yeah I got secrets.

[02:23:49] There's a whole bunch of butt cheek pictures floating around out there. You ain't found them yet.

[02:23:56] I've told you that a million times. You know?

[02:24:04] You know what I mean?

[02:24:12] ... I want to see Jack's not show them What is this? Am I in a submarine right now?

[02:24:26] What's this, Ocean Gate?

[02:24:36] Whoa! Sign in.

[02:24:44] I'm going to go ahead and do that. What should our name be? So, Joseph? You wanna be Joseph? Nah bro, Joseph is in his more than six letters, chap. Or we could just do Case.

[02:25:29] Can't y'all just do Case?

[02:25:36] Don't you think Case is a good name?

[02:25:44] Okay. I don't think Case is a good name. Okay...

[02:25:50] What does 25 mean?

[02:25:53] That's how old I'll be in six years.

[02:26:15] Who are you?! oh my god OH MY GOD! Hey.

[02:26:16] Well, hello there.

[02:26:20] Your new role will be DNA hybrid specialist. Before you go, let me make things clear...

[02:26:29] Um, can you relax a little bit buddy calm down

[02:26:36] um i know your humans are always the mess

[02:26:40] so i left instructions on how to run the machine.

[02:26:52] Review the monsters and missions before you merge them.

[02:26:57] Merge them? What are we doing in here?!

[02:27:03] Remember, don't get yourself killed by the monsters you produce.

[02:27:09] Um... is this illegal sir?

[02:27:13] Now go on. Go!

[02:27:16] Oh, okay...

[02:27:24] Okay? Okay.

[02:27:33] Okay!

[02:27:37] Read the seven original stories to find out what you have to merge To get the mission completed?

[02:27:40] Click the left button located at the middle of the desk

[02:27:44] Click the DNA slot on the right to choose the right monster color code?

[02:27:48] What?

[02:27:52] Click the red button to merge.

[02:27:56] Take tablet from hybrid monster? Are we creating monsters in this lab?! Uh-huh. When you're done, send the monster away. Repeat until your shift is over.

[02:28:23] Oh and figure the rest... No! The lever can be used, The glass can be pulled

[02:28:31] down and up.

[02:28:33] The glasses should be used to check whether

[02:28:35] the monster has aura or not

[02:28:37] Can I use those glasses on myself?

[02:28:39] I got aura

[02:28:44] keep using them at each creation to see if something's blinking blue that means

[02:28:49] it's in process or cannot be used at the moment.

[02:28:52] Okay? I don't

[02:28:54] understand any of this but okay.

[02:28:58] Okay, I'm nervous.

[02:29:00] Um take the glasses off.

[02:29:03] Chad how do I take the glasses off?

[02:29:07] Okay they...

[02:29:11] What happened?

[02:29:21] Today's mission is carnivore, not me I'm a vegan.

[02:29:23] Socially skilled and intelligent.

[02:29:26] Monster that belongs in deep water graveyard.

[02:29:30] Sunken dead-eyed ancient monster mutated bony skinless face monster what are we doing

[02:29:41] in here get him out of here here okay

[02:30:07] I'm scared how do i send him away?

[02:30:17] Okay, I'm done with the preview. Can you...

[02:30:22] Chad how do I get them out of here?

[02:30:23] I don't want to preview them no more!

[02:30:28] Press the red button?

[02:30:30] No!

[02:30:32] Um, sir can you leave?

[02:30:49] No... Hey, can you leave real quick i'd appreciate that

[02:31:07] can you wait Chat, what do I do? He won't leave! The lever? What lever? Steve!

[02:31:13] The lever? What lever?

[02:31:19] Uh oh. Uh oh. uh oh so What? What did I just create?

[02:31:43] You got aura?

[02:31:46] Oh, I don't think you've got no aura.

[02:32:01] Wait, testing and adjustments. Violence rotation toxic gas. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Close that! Close that! What do I do now?

[02:32:32] Who just said she is very beautiful to me? What is wrong with you?

[02:32:45] I don't kill, GL chat.

[02:32:48] I don't know...

[02:32:51] What?

[02:32:52] What's happening?!

[02:32:55] Awaiting quality control, do the quality control!

[02:33:03] Wait.

[02:33:12] I can't open the quality control? Because it said monster quality control off!

[02:33:14] How do you turn it on?!

[02:33:31] Okay, now you turn it off okay now close that okay here we go I'm so sorry. Just give me one, I'm so sorry.

[02:33:36] Is the monster from a graveyard? Chad does it look like she's from a graveyard? graveyard.

[02:33:42] Chad, does it look like she's from a graveyard?

[02:33:46] Can the monster-... You can leave, goodbye.

[02:33:52] Um you can leave!

[02:33:55] Hey!

[02:33:56] You can leave!

[02:33:59] I'm sorry. Hey! You can weave! Please stop.

[02:34:17] Hey, please?

[02:34:21] No violence at all! No violence at all!

[02:34:29] How do I progress?

[02:34:52] Can you stop please stop Please stop!

[02:34:59] I don't know what i just did, but i'm gonna get fired.

[02:35:03] I'll be right back. here.

[02:35:12] Uh yeah, chat we're getting fired 100%.

[02:35:19] Did I just sell...

[02:35:22] ...the button? What button? You act like the red button does something!

[02:35:25] Red button don't do none shut up

[02:35:30] okay um

[02:35:31] What should we throw in here this time chat

[02:35:35] Let's go yellow and let's do some purple.

[02:35:38] Okay, merge!

[02:35:44] Wait how do I know what the right color code is? his IQ is too low

[02:36:07] what's the color code?

[02:36:12] Read the stories, there are no stories.

[02:36:41] Where is the story? Um...

[02:36:47] Bro, stop! Ah. Can you stop? chat am i doing good

[02:37:09] okay what color should i do with that

[02:37:14] what colors should i do i don't understand what's like what are we

[02:37:18] what are we uh Blue and red

[02:37:38] okay I'm going to have to go back and get the key. Why does he have braces on?

[02:38:05] Stop pulling down the bar

[02:38:15] bro what is this?

[02:38:21] It's E.T!

[02:38:24] Aww, his eyes ain't yellow.

[02:38:30] Is he gonna kill me?

[02:38:36] Man, get out of my face!

[02:38:48] I'm not gonna lie, this is the most confused I've ever been in a video game. Orange.

[02:39:04] Green. Wait. BOOM! It's the Ocean Man! He doesn't have none of these I'm swinging!

[02:40:02] Your shift is over? Oh, did I do good?

[02:40:04] How'd I do?

[02:40:08] Am I getting a raise?

[02:40:12] What the hell was that? wait my shift is over what happens now Hey, did I do good boss? Okay.

[02:40:42] Yeah! Okay. so so Am I really that bad of an employee?

[02:41:17] Is it really that bad?

[02:41:23] Chat, really? You know what's crazy? IRL

[02:41:27] I'm like a star I was a star employee. I

[02:41:32] was

[02:41:35] I was a star employee at one point in my life. So all these games that

[02:41:40] we play, that are

[02:41:42] saying I'm a bad

[02:41:45] employee,

[02:41:46] I'm not.

[02:41:48] And if anybody in here wants to say that I'm a bad employee,

[02:41:51] make it known so I know who

[02:41:52] to ban.

[02:41:54] Make it known!

[02:41:57] Your voice is not matched

[02:41:58] with the picture? Wait wait is it not yo hey

[02:42:07] is there a delay way.

[02:42:17] Chet, is it synced up? Is it NSYNC?

[02:42:31] Chat, get it. it in sync hey chat you get it is it in sync you know i gotta use the restroom Ooh yeah

[02:42:55] You might've been hurt, babe

[02:43:00] That ain't no lie

[02:43:03] Just send them all come and go no lie That it made you believe in no man, no cry

[02:43:17] Maybe that's why

[02:43:20] Every little thing I do

[02:43:22] Never seems enough for you

[02:43:25] You don't wanna lose it again never singing me You ain't asking for the dope! HAHAHAHA

[02:43:48] Hey I'm him, I'm not gonna lie

[02:43:50] Hit it

[02:43:54] Yeah y'all get it right?

[02:44:09] Get it buddy I apologize. That was a good joke though, right?

[02:44:11] Like it fell flat because

[02:44:13] I said is it in sync

[02:44:15] but then I like turned

[02:44:17] in sync on after

[02:44:22] did that did that make it hit

[02:44:26] chad did that hit or no

[02:44:31] please Please. I don't get it, you loser!

[02:44:35] Okay so you were born yesterday then?

[02:44:39] Okay Okay, so you were just born yesterday.

[02:44:58] Okay. How old is Case? I'm 19 years old. Why do you keep asking? I have told y'all 10,100 million and 56 times that I am 19 years old. And if you don't agree, you're a loser.

[02:45:19] You know?

[02:45:21] Roseman 19 for seven years. You know?

[02:45:26] Bro's been 19 for 7 years.

[02:45:30] Even if I added 17 to 19, how old would I be?

[02:45:46] No, if I added 7 to 19, old would i be that would make me 28.

[02:45:47] So that's not even... Yeah, y'all are goofy.

[02:45:50] Y'all are actually

[02:45:51] goofy. Wait, where we at?

[02:45:56] Wait, where are we right now

[02:45:59] what are we in the

[02:46:03] oh my god oh dude I forgot we left off in here.

[02:46:09] I thought I went back home.

[02:46:10] I couldn't remember.

[02:46:12] Get the dragon egg?

[02:46:13] Dude I've been literally DM'd today and everything.

[02:46:18] People talking about the dragon egg where's the dragon egg chat tell me where it's at okay wait first off hang Okay, wait. First off, hang on, hang on. Let's talk about something real quick.

[02:46:30] Hang on, hang on, hang on.

[02:46:32] Let's talk about something real quick.

[02:46:34] Am I going to get the other Elytra?

[02:46:49] No. going to get the other elytra okay yes I am okay off, we got that out of the way.

[02:46:51] Second off...

[02:46:52] Where?

[02:46:54] Please get the dragon head.

[02:46:55] It's at the front of the ship.

[02:47:00] Wait, Jack, the dragon head is over here? It's over here!

[02:47:08] Do I need it? Is it cool?

[02:47:14] Hold on. First off, first and foremost

[02:47:16] we gotta get rid of some stuff right here

[02:47:18] because my inventory is what the nerds call cluttered you know what i mean

[02:47:25] that i can't i can't be having a cluttered inventory you know?

[02:47:32] Okay. I'm going to get it.

[02:47:32] Can you wear it?

[02:47:37] Okay.

[02:47:39] So chat,

[02:47:41] to glide in midair I tap space

[02:47:43] right

[02:47:43] so like

[02:47:47] for example if I were to fall off of this

[02:47:48] right now, I could survive with the elytra

[02:47:50] ... survive with the elytra no No?

[02:48:11] Wait, I can't?!

[02:48:15] Okay y'all are saying there's a dragon head. I feel like this is like a scheme

[02:48:19] to get me killed.

[02:48:23] Is that worth it?

[02:48:27] Chad, is that worth?

[02:48:29] Bro, was that even worth?

[02:48:37] What do I do?

[02:48:50] Chat, what do I do? What do I do? Put a block under it? You gotta be fistin' me, dude. Okay, I'm nervous.

[02:49:10] I don't know what y'all got me doing right now

[02:49:12] but I'm nervous.

[02:49:15] Please don't get me killed.

[02:49:19] Okay. Okay...

[02:49:23] Okay, chat there's a block under it what now?

[02:49:25] This is horrible, what are we doing?

[02:49:27] This is bad dude break it I'm Break it?

[02:49:42] I broke it.

[02:49:51] What do i do with it? No way. Wait, what do I do with it?!

[02:49:55] Put it on?!

[02:49:59] Oh... my Oh my god.

[02:50:03] Bro!

[02:50:07] No shot!

[02:50:12] Oh, that's aura. Dude, I

[02:50:14] have never seen this in my life.

[02:50:17] What is this?

[02:50:26] But an But in all reality though, Chad I should wear a helmet. Correct?

[02:50:27] Because this doesn't give me any protection does it?

[02:50:30] Like this offers me no protection.

[02:50:32] That's cool

[02:50:33] though. That's actually crazy. Like what

[02:50:35] doesn't help

[02:50:39] with anything like can you wear it in a specific

[02:50:41] area and it like helps or no okay so chat y'all want

[02:50:49] to go get the other elytra.

[02:50:57] I'm so locked in.

[02:51:01] So with the elytra

[02:51:03] that I have on,

[02:51:04] could I climb to the top of that building

[02:51:07] and soar off of it?

[02:51:39] Yes. Yes? Is that risky? It's so tanky! Should I go on the outside or is there a chance to get in here? oh i'm gonna die Oh my god.

[02:52:07] Is that why I was taking so much damage because I had the elytron?

[02:52:09] Yo, we cannot be having that close calls in here.

[02:52:17] If I go for it, I gotta go for it, right?

[02:52:31] Chat we're fine! We're fine right now! Do not fret, do not panic!

[02:52:36] You are baring with the five, appreciate you!

[02:53:06] Ah... so so i'm cooking what i'm cooking Come on! Okay.

[02:53:07] All right, there's one more we're gonna kill him.

[02:53:14] By the way what do these do? What does a shoulder shell do?

[02:53:18] What do I do with that? You can make a chest?

[02:53:32] What's the difference between that and a normal chest?

[02:53:39] It's a backpack?!

[02:53:43] Wait, are you serious?

[02:53:51] No way.

[02:53:52] That's the best thing I've ever heard.

[02:53:54] That's the best thing I've ever heard in my life

[02:53:56] a portable chest

[02:54:03] they've been to the warden no okay so chat whatever we do go to the warden? No. Okay, so chat whenever we do go to the warden

[02:54:08] I should just be trying

[02:54:09] To get what he has in there and not

[02:54:11] Trying to kill him right like the objective is

[02:54:13] Survive and Dude, this place is crazy.

[02:54:33] Also... Also, where is the place that we could potentially get the mace from? Because y'all said it's the most rare item in the game. Take the chest

[02:54:45] No, I just turned into obsidian when I grab it

[02:54:48] Where did this dude come from Where'd they come-

[02:55:11] I have nine stakes. Is that enough food for what I need to do?

[02:55:16] Oh my...

[02:55:18] Bro, please. Please! please

[02:55:28] please stop i'm stressing out in here i don't like this place

[02:55:31] you need to die!

[02:55:38] Idiot!

[02:55:47] Everybody relax, everybody calm down. It's fine. Everything is fine okay? We're good.

[02:56:13] Stop saying the chest if If you break the chest, it only gives you obsidian! I'm gonna go get some food. and there'd be a silk touch pickaxe on the ground or something?

[02:56:17] Like, why did you even just type that in the chat? Like, honestly.

[02:56:19] Do I look like I have a silk

[02:56:21] touch pickaxe

[02:56:22] in my inventory, buddy.

[02:56:25] You just said that like it's a viable option

[02:56:28] and it's something I can do right now.

[02:56:50] Oh, What am I doing? They shooting at me again, bro!

[02:56:55] Dead.

[02:56:59] DEAD, IDIOT!

[02:57:05] Live the music goes crazy

[02:57:07] live chat

[02:57:13] okay we're gonna go up again Okay.

[02:57:22] That's where the other elytra is, correct? All right, let's go.

[02:57:44] So I jump and hit space...

[02:57:47] So I jump and hit space. This is so stupid to do in a hardcore world. What are we doing?

[02:58:07] How far you think I can fly from here?

[02:58:10] Jack, give me a distance! Can I make it to can fly from here check give me a distance

[02:58:11] can i make it to that island from here so This is the craziest thing I've ever done.

[02:58:38] Is it gonna run out? Will it stop all of a sudden. Bro. Look down? Wait, is this gonna damage me?

[02:59:08] Hello?!

[02:59:09] Hey!

[02:59:10] Hey!

[02:59:12] I'm not going to let you get away with it. Wait, is this gonna damage me? Hello?! HEY! HEEEY!

[02:59:38] ... How do you throw that out? Oh my god. Bro, we could have died, Jack! die jack yo dude that was too close man I'm not sure if you can see it, but the game is still running. see you goober you suck

[03:00:11] chat I'm actually nervous so we get this a lot just we just leave it

[03:00:16] tell y''ll just leave it.

[03:00:25] Armor?

[03:00:26] Wait, you're right,

[03:00:26] you're right,

[03:00:29] okay, we're good. Alright, we're good.

[03:00:33] Alright, we're gonna go get it chat, we're gonna go get it.

[03:00:37] We're going.

[03:01:05] Is this a bad idea? Type 1 if this is a bad idea type two if it's a good idea Yeah All right Right. Right, let's go Chad, let's go, let's go!

[03:01:11] Let's go, let's go, let's go! Let's go! He TP'd! gp oh my god no way that did not age well. No way there's a...

[03:01:44] We casually have 19 diamonds.

[03:01:51] What is this, Chad?

[03:01:52] Is this good?

[03:01:56] Should I take his spot spy your armor

[03:02:05] trim I got the chest, chat.

[03:02:13] Y'all happy now?

[03:02:14] I got it.

[03:02:15] I got it.

[03:02:19] Wait, that's actually crazy queso spooky hair with the five get to appreciate you buddy these are on we

[03:02:25] miss what oh aren't they locked We miss with no arm.

[03:02:30] Stay locked in, let's go!

[03:02:34] Don't lose focus. Wait...since these Wait, since these things teleport like Endermen do...

[03:02:47] Do they take damage from water as well like Endermen do?

[03:02:52] No.

[03:02:53] Wait, where's the...

[03:02:56] Chat, where's the...

[03:02:59] Chat, where's the boat at?

[03:03:02] I forgot where the boat is.

[03:03:07] Is it above me?

[03:03:11] It's over here.

[03:04:01] Come on! uh uh bro bro bro what could i gotta get that chest, okay?'ll bear with 5,000 bits

[03:04:06] give me some W's for bearing with the

[03:04:07] five thousand bits a case my girlfriend

[03:04:10] I really enjoy your street she's been a

[03:04:11] big fan of you too much i was wondering

[03:04:13] if you could say hi to her. Her name is

[03:04:15] UG, UG.

[03:04:17] Yo, shout out UG. What's good

[03:04:18] UG?

[03:04:21] W bits. Appreciate y'all.

[03:04:26] Stop eating with half

[03:04:27] hunger? Wait,

[03:04:29] when should you eat, chat?

[03:04:31] Are you not supposed to eat as soon as your

[03:04:32] bar drops?

[03:04:36] What? soon as your health or your bar drops

[03:04:43] you're wasting food dude we've been playing minecraft for this long and you're just not going to tell me this

[03:04:50] there we go there we go there we go okay yeah

[03:05:14] me Wait, can I get mending off of these and use it on something else? No? Okay, there's no point in that right? Put stuff in your chest so your inventory isn't full.

[03:05:50] Wait, what?

[03:05:57] What?

[03:06:11] Is this real?

[03:06:23] Wait, so you're telling me I can just carry this?

[03:06:36] That's such a cheat code, are you kidding me?

[03:06:42] Are you kidding me?

[03:06:46] What?!

[03:06:55] Wait, what?

[03:07:03] Wait. Why is it universal shall i take this Oh my god, I used the wrong pickaxe.

[03:07:32] Okay! My stuff is still in there. We're good.

[03:07:43] We're good we're good can I make one of these are they only here

[03:08:00] that's actually great though that's like don't you can make them keep moving see you See ya, goober.

[03:08:29] Take the cursed sword? Why on this planet Earth would I take a cursed item? Do you want me to die? I have the sword! It doesn't affect you?

[03:08:32] Are y'all lying?!

[03:08:39] Please don't get me killed. Chad wait curse of vanishing yo ea can y'all like stop bro?

[03:09:22] Curse of vanishing makes it to where it disappears after you die but it doesn't matter in hardcore. Oh, so if you're playing like

[03:09:24] mobile survival and disappears

[03:09:26] when you die, but like

[03:09:37] It's still not even that good, I know. Chat how does it have sharpness 4 and this has...it does seven damage

[03:09:51] so you're telling me this is better than my axe

[03:09:54] you're telling me this sword is better

[03:09:56] than big back attack

[03:10:03] did i just get cursed

[03:10:08] okay i'm gonna use it

[03:10:27] i'm using a chat i'm trusting y'all thing so how much damage does it really do Okay, hang on.

[03:10:31] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[03:10:36] Eleven?

[03:10:38] Okay how much damage does my axe do? It's 9 plus...

[03:10:43] ...sharpness 3.

[03:10:47] What's over there? No way. Should I risk it? This may be dumb, but I'm trying it. Absolutely massive plays.

[03:11:16] Absolutely massive plays! absolutely massive place we're going up

[03:11:28] we're going up so I need to craft some sculptor boxes when we get back. Excuse me.

[03:11:49] Where's my water?

[03:12:01] Crow break the wall. how about you let me cook

[03:12:10] yo to geese with the 3,000 bits w2g want to say you should keep up good work and never quit

[03:12:14] even if it's five minutes stream on twitch only after a month credit big outside i'll

[03:12:17] never expect you take these bits ww two geeks three takes your two keys this thing sucks the axe is better L take? Is that even a take or is that just reality?

[03:12:47] Yo, real with the five.

[03:12:49] With the five, Keith, appreciate you.

[03:12:51] Okay, this is the other Elytra place, right?

[03:12:53] All right. Kobe.

[03:13:12] Kobe.

[03:13:16] Kobe.

[03:13:21] Kobe.

[03:13:25] Alright, let's go.

[03:13:29] Oh my goodness it is just a void bro.

[03:13:35] Bro should I put the elytra on for this? Like if I do fall I can just like glide?

[03:14:04] Because if we fall here its over even with the totem. Help, I'm scared.

[03:14:08] I'm scared.

[03:14:25] Pearl? Should I waste one? that's risky chat that's risky man like we're already almost here

[03:14:31] but because dude if i sell that pearl chat we fly off into the abyss and we're

[03:14:35] dead that's too much of a risk that's way

[03:14:38] too much of a risk Okay. Are any of those in here

[03:15:09] okay okay where is it What happened?

[03:15:29] Where's that?! Oh. Did I get scammed?

[03:15:40] Scammed? No way!

[03:15:51] No shot!

[03:15:59] Chad, are you kidding me dude?

[03:16:07] I didn't eat the bowl!

[03:16:33] Where should we go now so we head back to the portal you think Chad do we head back to the crib?

[03:16:38] I just got scammed.

[03:16:40] Wait, according to y'all though this elytra can be repaired

[03:16:41] over and over again though right?

[03:16:49] Yes? Okay we're gonna head back. We got the elytra. What's

[03:16:55] the next thing? We're going to start building up too.

[03:16:57] We need some more netherite.

[03:16:59] We need to find the warden and we also need to what y'all want to do the trials or whatever the wither where's the wither at what should be the next thing. Hello? All right.

[03:17:56] Hello? Stop!

[03:18:00] Hey!

[03:18:03] Hey, slow down!

[03:18:07] Stop!

[03:18:13] Stop! Don't move! Please, please, please please please please Oh my god.

[03:18:49] Oh...my

[03:18:51] God, no way.

[03:18:55] Oh...

[03:19:14] Oh my God. That would have been it. That was the hardcore world right there.

[03:19:17] That would've been it.

[03:19:19] The elytra sucks.

[03:19:22] The sword sucks.

[03:19:23] Do you see how much damage?

[03:19:25] Dude, did you see how much

[03:19:27] damage that thing did?

[03:19:34] ... Bro! Bro! There's no way that just happened.

[03:19:46] Dude, my stomach hurts!

[03:20:05] What? so We're fine. I'm tweaking.

[03:20:10] We'll be right back. we're fine i'm tweaking

[03:20:16] we're fine

[03:20:50] chat we're fine right we're fine oh Oh, that wasn't a fart by the way. That was my table. It, it was that we just had the

[03:20:50] closest to

[03:20:51] death

[03:20:52] experience

[03:20:52] we have

[03:20:53] had to

[03:20:53] date

[03:20:54] like chat date.

[03:20:59] Like, chat you realize that if we didn't

[03:21:01] have that totem in our hand

[03:21:03] we were dead? Good news is

[03:21:05] we're not dead. Bad news is we're not dead.

[03:21:08] Bad news is we only have two totems now.

[03:21:10] So you know what the double bad news

[03:21:12] is? We're going to have to eventually do a

[03:21:14] raid. oh Raids aren't that hard. Are you fisting me? I watched a raid go down and it looked like the most crazy thing I've ever seen in my life.

[03:21:43] And you want to sit here with a straight face and tell me that raids aren't that hard?

[03:22:01] Okay chat, what's our next move right here?

[03:22:01] What are we thinking?

[03:22:05] Somebody said make shulker boxes.

[03:22:07] How do I make a shulker box?

[03:22:09] I did a raid in Iron Armor little bro. Your name is Poosniffer56. First off, I don't care. Second off, I'm sure you did do it in normal survival mode. Poosniffer56.

[03:22:23] That's his actual name! Gonna sit here and tell me that I

[03:22:27] did a raid in Iron Armor

[03:22:31] when you know he was playing in playing in survival mode i got one life out here I need a chest? What do you mean? Should I drop a chest? What you mean?

[03:22:56] Should i drop this down?

[03:23:05] I kinda wanna put it up here with the enchantment table, because that's not like a kind of fits the vibe.

[03:23:06] You know what I mean?

[03:23:07] Like, it's mysterious.

[03:23:09] You know, like all hidden, hidden, uh, you know?

[03:23:29] Right there. That's kind of just kind of chill huh Okay, we got some diamonds.

[03:23:34] Okay, is this what I need for shulker boxes?

[03:23:35] That's what y'all talking about

[03:23:39] silk touch we might as well keep the silk touch pickaxe

[03:23:44] like in our inventory, you know what I mean?

[03:23:52] Shulker boxes? Okay let's see.

[03:23:54] Let's see how to create a

[03:23:56] shulker box chat

[03:24:01] so they're useful for just carrying around in your backpack and you just

[03:24:04] have them you have all that extra space

[03:24:18] how do you smell it shulker box oh you just need a chance I'm gonna go grab some wood real quick.

[03:24:20] Pause.

[03:24:27] Sorry fish, I'm gonna kill you you man I'm hungry

[03:24:32] RIP to the fish

[03:24:36] don't call PETA chat

[03:24:41] i cannot believe that

[03:24:43] we just had to use one of our totems.

[03:24:45] Chat, do you understand how bad

[03:24:47] that would have been?

[03:24:49] If this world gets lost now before I complete everything we want to complete in it...

[03:24:55] Wait, can I use the same world on the RL craft thing?

[03:24:59] I'm assuming not.

[03:25:01] Oop! i'm assuming not

[03:25:04] no dude i'm low-key Okay, I got some fish action.

[03:25:17] Wait even if could that would be cheating wouldn't it? Because

[03:25:19] then I'd start in with like a bunch of stuff

[03:25:25] Yeah with like a bunch of stuff. Yeah, that'd be cheating anyway.

[03:25:31] Dude, if we find this...

[03:25:33] If we find this thing that y'all was talking about

[03:25:36] that's gonna be crazy the other mace Your looting sword gives more fish? sword.

[03:25:57] The sword.

[03:26:00] I'm so

[03:26:02] sick of y'all talking

[03:26:04] about a sword, dude!

[03:26:05] The point is

[03:26:07] axes are better.

[03:26:09] Stop!

[03:26:13] I ain't worried about

[03:26:14] a sword, man.

[03:26:21] Y'all always trying to bring up a sword all the time buddy axes are better than swords are that's the end of the discussion.

[03:26:32] You know what a sword can't do? You know what an axe can do that a sword can't do?

[03:26:35] First off, axes do more damage but that's not even it.

[03:26:39] You need some wood real quick? Guess what?

[03:26:41] You don't even have to switch from your weapon

[03:26:43] Your weapon is the axe

[03:26:45] It's just better, man.

[03:26:57] It's convenient.

[03:26:59] It's better, dude.

[03:27:02] Like imagine you're running around

[03:27:04] and you're fighting

[03:27:05] You're already doing more damage

[03:27:07] because you used an axe

[03:27:08] And you need to grab some wood

[03:27:10] from a tree.

[03:27:11] You ain't got to worry about

[03:27:12] like looking for your axe

[03:27:14] to chop the wood down.

[03:27:15] You already have it

[03:27:16] in your hand. You know what I mean? Pull it. Alright, good. pull it all right Vote.

[03:27:47] You're glazing.

[03:28:10] You are just glazing at this point. Bro, you are just wrong. I honestly don't understand how you can sit here and tell me that i'm wrong when it literally does more damage.

[03:28:28] It does more damage.

[03:28:29] How am I wrong when

[03:28:31] I literally can see what's happening?

[03:29:13] ... see what's happening So,. Alright.

[03:29:16] Here's your axe, here's your sword?

[03:29:21] Um, why isn't this axe netherite?

[03:29:27] Sir, if you have a complaint I suggest you submit it through our email system

[03:29:46] the reason acts as The reason axes are held so highly is because when you do more damage, armor does less. But when you reach max gear and have strength 2 or 1, 16 to 18 damage really doesn't matter

[03:29:54] when you attack twice as fast.

[03:29:56] That's probably the worst take I've ever heard in my life.

[03:29:59] And I can't believe that like that has 2.8 thousand likes.

[03:30:06] I've always thought of it as axes being better until you're ready for enchants. So around diamond

[03:30:12] level, swords overtake axes."

[03:30:14] No they don't!

[03:30:16] Like...

[03:30:18] You can't just say that who are you. dude this is ridiculous bro I know it's bedrock, but it still counts. so are you tweaking that was four hits! Bro is tweaking! What? so Yo, this dude's biased. Well, hang on.

[03:32:39] Nah, our axes are still better.

[03:32:47] Like that's not enough evidence.

[03:32:56] Case, why'd you use your totem?

[03:32:58] I didn't want to!

[03:32:59] I had to or i would have died

[03:33:05] at the end of the day watch this

[03:33:14] watch this Watch this.

[03:33:35] Two hit! Now watch this. Wait, no no no! I ain't even got one bro. Two hit him again. Higher swing speed?

[03:33:37] Yeah, I'm not a scrub spammer who needs to spam swings to be good.

[03:33:43] I methodically time my swings

[03:33:45] so that when I

[03:33:47] know when I'm going to hit something

[03:33:49] I'm not a

[03:33:53] scrub who needs to spam swings, buddy.

[03:34:02] Okay, so I had this.

[03:34:03] Do I just need one of these chat?

[03:34:07] Let me see how it works.

[03:34:10] So you place it...Dude that is cool man!

[03:34:14] Yoooooo! Yo!

[03:34:22] What this dude just say?

[03:34:29] You can attack multiple enemies at once with an axe though.

[03:34:33] That doesn't matter, you don't need to!

[03:34:48] How many of these should I always have in my inventory just one diet wait how do you die it not diet like how do you diet?

[03:34:49] That's gonna get taken out of context, bro.

[03:34:57] Flowers? Wait, how do I...

[03:35:00] Yo chat. How do I uh...

[03:35:04] Bro that's actually dope.

[03:35:08] How do I make it yellow if I wanted to make it yellow? What would I need to get?

[03:35:20] A dandelion?

[03:35:25] Bet.

[03:35:29] Chet, are dandelions in this region? Oh, I see some over there. Okay. So somebody said the next step I need to do is get like maxed out gear

[03:35:57] how many do i need They're blind, LMAO. What do you mean I'm blind? Oh there's some on that side!

[03:36:12] Why doesn't he even run? on that side.

[03:36:15] Want to see one?

[03:36:19] Look, I'm going to replant it and give it back to nature. Look at that.

[03:36:21] W-mans.

[03:36:23] You know? And, you know...

[03:36:26] Gave it back to nature.

[03:36:30] Okay do I just put that and that into a crafting table

[03:36:34] and then dyes it? that and that into a crafting table and it dies in

[03:36:39] bro what are you doing in here

[03:36:44] yo village top left with the five. Yo! That is dope, dude! Am I cool with just one of these? name it no we're not wasting a chance right now we got 67 levels

[03:37:23] chad should we try to throw in a chant on the book real quick?

[03:37:38] Yo, Chad. We should lowkey try throwing a chat on a book just to see what we can get.

[03:37:43] You know what I mean?

[03:37:48] What about the sword, too, chat?

[03:37:50] Low-key a sword, too.

[03:37:53] I don't know.

[03:37:56] Because look

[03:37:57] we have diamond

[03:37:59] or netherite trolls protection three unbreaking

[03:38:04] three is that about the best we could probably get with the netherrite draws drawls also chest piece unenchanted headpiece unenchanted and then we obviously gotta get more

[03:38:26] nether right for the British is thorns?

[03:38:40] Wait, how much damage does a shovel do?

[03:38:44] Can you put sharpness on a shovel?

[03:38:53] Oh my goodness, I'm gonna walk around with the shovel like that dude in the comment section said.

[03:38:59] Excuse me?

[03:39:06] Alright chat... All right, chat.

[03:39:10] Let's hope for some good luck right here.

[03:39:14] Chat, let's hope

[03:39:14] for some good luck right here.

[03:39:19] Let's see what we get.

[03:39:21] That's mid.

[03:39:23] That's mid.

[03:39:25] Already got Fortune 3. that's me that's mid already got fortune three that's so mid bro that's so mid

[03:39:36] sword

[03:39:39] how good is

[03:39:45] that

[03:39:46] yeah How good is that?

[03:39:56] It's mid.

[03:40:05] Headpiece.

[03:40:12] Let's hope, chat.

[03:40:17] Let's hope. Wait, this is good? No.

[03:40:58] Wait, are y'all trolling?

[03:41:04] Am I trolling? Am I taking this?

[03:41:14] No?

[03:41:17] Alright, let's throw the chance piece in there.

[03:41:42] What is that? Wait, I can't tell if kill a color trolling right now respiration is for extended breathing time underwater. chat do y'all want to take thorns right here and it winds up having like nothing else that's

[03:42:20] like worst case scenario, right? You could disenchant it?

[03:43:03] I mean, yeah but... Hold on, we're going to pull a chat. vote chat vote wait thorns make durability worse it sucks is that true Bro get mending

[03:43:39] You act like I can just

[03:43:41] Get naked and go Get a mending book.

[03:43:43] I don't know how to get

[03:43:44] mending, dude.

[03:43:46] What you talking about?

[03:44:00] ... All right, chat.

[03:44:01] I'm about to take thorns.

[03:44:05] Does it do enough damage to even like be considered though Chad, I don't know.

[03:44:18] Jay, y'all making me nervous.

[03:45:16] At the end of the day i could just grindstone it off right so yeah let's try. Banned everybody that voted ever seen in my life. This is, this is the most disgraceful thing I've ever seen. He gave me sharpness 3 again!

[03:45:32] Hellman.

[03:45:35] Bro, these are mid dude.

[03:45:46] Take it? Take what? Take unbreaking? take it take what take on breaking

[03:45:58] wait y'all say take unbreaking you will never get respiration three again oh no what will I ever do I

[03:46:09] won't never get respiration 3 again.

[03:46:14] I'm gonna cry myself to sleep.

[03:46:17] I don't care about having respiration three!

[03:46:21] How often am i sitting there swimming around, dude?

[03:46:27] Don't try to book what you're writing. That's it. I'm sorry. chat do i go disenchant should i go disenchant the uh the chess piece real quick Okay.

[03:47:29] Chat, y'all really let me down today. You know that? Chat, you know y'all really let me down today.

[03:47:40] Fire? fire aspect is awesome

[03:49:06] wait fire aspect on a sword I should take that? that's it bro Am I getting scammed? wait We take this! uh Let's go! That's what I'm talking about baby, what you mean?

[03:49:09] No way!

[03:49:14] Wait no way is that the best protection you can get?

[03:49:17] Protection four on breaking three.

[03:49:21] No shot, dude. Oh my goodness bro

[03:49:30] dude Dude!

[03:49:43] Bro... Chat, no way that just saved the whole operation right there

[03:50:20] wait take it Wait, take this? You want me to take this? punch that's mid right as mid use it to enchant the elytra? Wait a minute.

[03:50:40] Wait, we put unbreaking 3 on the elytra chat Yeah? Make fireworks. Oh, yeah, what do I need to make fireworks at?

[03:50:51] Gunpowder and paper

[03:51:03] Okay I'll have to wait until later

[03:51:07] To get paper because I don't have any

[03:51:08] I don't think

[03:51:09] Did I have paper in there? to get paper because I don't have any. I don't think.

[03:51:12] Did I have paper in there?

[03:51:14] Boom.

[03:51:17] Why did I leave the book in there?

[03:51:18] Yo, I'm tweaking. What am I doing?

[03:51:21] Chat, this is like the best piece of gear we got

[03:51:23] right now, right? Besides Bo Loris.

[03:51:25] Bo Loris is good. But that chest

[03:51:27] piece is crazy.

[03:51:58] Bro! Bro! Yeah, I don't have me that mending is the most rare enchantment in the game So I do this, right?

[03:51:59] I do this.

[03:52:04] Third... Third.

[03:52:16] Name it. We all to wait till we're done enchanting.

[03:52:33] We'll come back and do it. We gotta save some levels for now.

[03:52:36] We gotta save some levels.

[03:52:40] We'll come back and name it. Okay, they got Unbreaking 3 now.

[03:52:44] Can I make... can I take some books and make paper

[03:52:47] no

[03:52:55] I need some paper, chat!

[03:53:02] Okay, I see

[03:53:02] some sugar cane over there.

[03:53:03] Should we just go look for

[03:53:04] some sugar cane real quick?

[03:53:06] Ow!

[03:53:08] Bro, that's actually

[03:53:10] so crazy that we...

[03:53:12] Check, can y'all believe

[03:53:13] we got protection

[03:53:14] for Unbreaking 3

[03:53:16] chest piece?

[03:53:17] Like you realize how crazy that is

[03:53:21] like food Bone Mill Sugarcane Farm? Bone meal sugar cane farm?

[03:53:42] Wait, bone meal doesn't work on sugar cane does it? see i'm spreading false information up in here wait so I keep it I keep people see I

[03:54:06] can't see oh I keep seeing people say, um...

[03:54:16] ...I should get mending from a villager. Name it Wingstop?

[03:54:27] Wait, that's good.

[03:54:28] Should we name it Wingstop?

[03:54:30] Yo!

[03:54:31] Yo!

[03:54:32] Yo, Wingstop Loki!

[03:54:41] How much sugarcane do y'all think I'm a need for this wait so I just

[03:54:53] plant some at the house right now that now? That's literally what we should do. We should just plant some at the house and always have it there. chat we're gonna name the elytra wing sob dude that's goaded that's actually fire

[03:55:25] You know what's crazy chat y'all can say cap if you want, but I've never had a wing stop. I've had Buffalo Wild Wings.

[03:55:26] I've never had a wing stop.

[03:55:30] Never.

[03:55:33] Cap? That's not even cap!

[03:55:37] Chad, I told you it's not.

[03:55:41] Okay what's better Buffalo Wild Wings or Wingstop though? We need to stop them.

[03:55:52] Alright, let's plant this real quick.... Plant that there and use these two.

[03:56:05] Use these to make paper?

[03:56:23] That gives so many. Yo! Yo!

[03:56:31] Jess and I kissed them out?

[03:56:39] I'm NERVOUS!

[03:56:41] Sleep first?

[03:56:45] I'm dead.

[03:57:07] I got no armor on. so We never die.

[03:57:13] So, I just use the fireworks to fly

[03:57:16] correct? I'm gonna die here

[03:57:17] I'm actually gonna die here

[03:57:19] okay, how We're good, we're good.

[03:57:24] Okay how dangerous is like flying around right now? How dangerous does that put me in a bunch of danger?

[03:57:36] Bro you're in here how

[03:58:36] all right let's go All right, chat. so so Oh my goodness, no way this is the only way to get around yo hold up.

[03:58:44] Yo!

[03:58:46] I was here chat.

[03:58:54] Hey chat. I was here Jack hey chat I was here man

[03:59:00] no hey yo look at that village

[03:59:02] have I been there

[03:59:06] bro this is the only way

[03:59:08] to travel huh like this is the only way to travel, huh?

[03:59:13] Like, this is the ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL.

[03:59:19] Bro, I was here bro

[03:59:22] dude

[03:59:26] is this a completely new village no way we just

[03:59:30] don't even say it.

[03:59:32] So y'all are saying if I get mending on this thing,

[03:59:36] It will never break?

[03:59:39] Wait, this is a brand new village! I don't think we've ever been here!

[03:59:46] Wait yeah we have.

[03:59:53] Have we getting here?

[04:00:01] Yeah, we definitely- yeah I remember this place now. Bro, this is so cool!

[04:00:09] BRO!!! How high can I go?

[04:00:23] Bro, this is actually so dope.

[04:00:27] This is going to make everything else that we have to do a hundred times more easy. Right?

[04:00:45] Like for example, let's test how long it takes to get from here to the end portal.

[04:01:43] Chat, time it! 3, 2, 1, go! so It's way more faster. am i using it right look we're already here how many seconds was that This is the end portal. Bro, this is actually so cool.

[04:01:53] Dude I thought y'all was like gassing them up for no reason but these things are the coolest thing ever.

[04:02:00] Like you could get on top of a mountain, is like the coolest thing ever.

[04:02:01] Like, you could get on top of a mountain immediately

[04:02:03] if you wanted to? Like, this is broken!

[04:02:08] You're wasting durability?

[04:02:10] Buddy, am I not allowed to have fun for the first time using an elytra?

[04:02:16] The Fun Police is over here. Okay, so chat.

[04:02:28] What is the next major objective y'all want to do?

[04:02:31] The next major objective you all want to do is the wither.

[04:02:46] Another thing that we're gonna have to do,

[04:02:47] We're gonna have to get more... Uh...

[04:02:47] We're gonna have to get like two or three...

[04:02:51] Oh dude.

[04:02:52] I thought I was about to die for a minute.

[04:02:54] We're gonna have to get more...

[04:02:58] ...we're going to have to get more netherite too because we need netherite boots and we need netherrite sword, you know what I mean?

[04:03:06] And mending. Yeah, we're gonna have to work on mending too.

[04:03:11] There's still so much stuff we gotta do bro before um...

[04:03:15] Before we do that RL crap thing

[04:03:17] There's still SO MUCH

[04:03:20] The Warden is 100 times harder than the Ender Dragon

[04:03:22] So when we get to the warden

[04:03:24] We're not gonna try and kill him right?

[04:03:25] We just try to get what he has.

[04:03:34] But here's

[04:03:35] the question. It's going to be worth it to try and get what he has, right? Yes.

[04:03:53] We'll do it, Chad.

[04:03:55] We'll do it.

[04:03:55] A!

[04:03:57] W progression again? Life.

[04:04:03] Life man.

[04:04:06] W progression again chat. We got protection for unbreaking three chest piece and we got a fully functioning elytra now.

[04:04:17] We did use a totem but other than that it was great chat

[04:04:21] break stream bro i love y'all man hey

[04:04:25] we put in some work dude

[04:04:27] great streams and i love you all for real man

[04:04:32] appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight Pre-sold to get the subs

[04:04:34] Donos, bits, follows

[04:04:35] And of course, I'm pretty sorry y'all for just hanging out

[04:04:36] Hey, go rest y'alls night and have a good day tomorrow

[04:04:39] See y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen

[04:04:40] I love y'all, man, alright? Peace out, y'all