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Hey!
Hey!
What's good ladies and gentlemen, what's good we, what's good Rob, what's good Zach,
what's good Chad, what's good B, what's good Chad?
We back!
Chad how are we doing baby, we back!
Huh?! What are you doing, baby? We back. Yeah? Dude I'm sunburned too bro.
Chat how we doing ladies and gentlemen?
Let's get over here. Chat y'all miss me be honest
chat y'all missed me gray hoodie yep great hoodie what's good i hope
chad do i look extra red today? Bro, I'm sunburned, dude. What's the glock? Yo, strappin' WT, cool robo, soupy, appreciate it, Macy. Apparently Lil' appreciates you. Chad, did y said the job a good fourth of July be
honest with me man did y'all have fun did y'all do anything cuz I'd be we would
read what the how many months
i'll see we sub
yo is that a pre-game 10 get to wB for the pregame 10 gifted, by the way.
Chat, WB for the pregame 10 gifted.
We with the 22 months, chat.
WE with the 22 months as well, bro.
Chat.
Dude.
Chat.
Bro.
Listen, man.
Bro.
Dude. You know what i mean
do you chat yo w subbers by the way appreciate y'all chat listen how many people here from arkansas don't even try it don't
even type me because i know and no anybody in mark so but listen bro
i want to tell y'all something right now quit yapping and play a game go shut up Ryan um it is so unbelievably hot. It's like there's no point in going outside. Literally.
Chat, is it hot for anybody else?
Bro!
Chat, I need y'all to understand
and I'm not talking about hot.
Chad,
I'm not talking about hot.
You know what I mean? Like dry heat.
I'm talking about humidity.
Now it can be 100 degrees.
That's cool. But if it's
100 degrees and it's 80%
humidity, I'm dead.
Yo M with the the five appreciate you.
And chat listen I'm an
outdoorsman
okay?
Chat look I'm an outdoorsman
right? I live in the woods.
I live in the middle of the woods
and go out and drive four wheelers and fish all day
You know what i mean
And you know if a outdoorsman
like myself isn't coming out of the house,
it's bad.
Literally.
Also, chat, there was almost not a stream today, bro.
Chat, there
was almost not a stream today. We were this
close to not having a stream today, dude.
This close.
I'm talking we was we was disc disclose to not having a stream today
because at 4 30 in the morning last night, my power went out.
And I hadn't been to sleep yet.
Power didn't come back on until like
930, bro.
And if you know me,
your boy cannot sleep without the power on.
So I had to go to sleep at like 10 and woke up at like 4.
Dude, it was bad! I was out on the porch
butt naked pitch black
outside and it was just storming
on me. I was like bro what's happening
man
you know when the power went off like happening, man. You know?
Like when the power went off, like dude you
would never make it in a third world
country
I'm not saying I would.
What's you mean?
Buddy, what's you
mean?
I Didn't say I would make it in a third world country. Yo Luke with the five gifted
Bro thought he did something? Yeah, what's bro talking about? Like duh!
I'm not sitting here saying that I would.
Buddy because if my power...
If my internet goes out, I'm tweaking.
I could have lights, air conditioner, everything on
but if my internet's out,
I'm like bro this is bad.
Bro said Subnautica?
Dude, I'm thinking about it, chat.
Do we?
Chat, is it Subnautica?
Wait, somebody said wait chat
somebody said there's a
subnautica mode
that's a hardcore subnautica
mode is that true? Yo, the do woman with
the five gifted W Do Woman there's a new 616 game put
that on something. Put that on something
put that on something hold on
play pacify hardcore i would rather get farted on by a 500 pound man to do that pacify
huh all right y'all can't see my screen, right? Can y'all see my screen?
Oh gg I'm cooked.
Nevermind I thought it was hidden Oh, GG. I'm good. Never mind.
I thought it was hidden.
Is there a new 6-1-6 game?
Dude! Can we quit lying about the 616 games.
Yo, Ted, I have a question.
Wait, did y'all say yes there is a Subnautica hardcore mode?
Type 1 if there is.
And if, if, if, if, if there is
If there is, is that more difficult than Minecraft hardcore? No way it is.
It IS? What?!
Is it extra dark in here right now by the way?
One of my lights went out. Yo, Queso's Cholesterol with the 25 gifted subs.
Give me some Ws for Queso's Cholesterol
with the 25
gift.
Appreciate you all. Appreciate you
infinite tsunami
jokes incoming. Oh yeah, we can't
play it then. Never mind.
Because that's all it is going to be the whole time is Tsunami Jokes.
That's all it's gonna be bro!
Yo Dinik with the team get the W. Dinik with the 10. Get the W, Dinic with the 10.
Wait hold on chat aren't they making like lore
to Subnautica where they're making creatures that are bigger than planets or something?
Man, hold up.
Hold on.
What's it called? Subnautica
Hardcore.
What? It's not telling me what it is.
That can't be real.
What is that?!
That CAN'T be real.
Is that in the game? It's a mod? Who plays with mods?
Energizer 3-in-1 child shield is horrible.
No, I don't need no batteries right now man!
Time to make him battery that has three different safety features. I don't need no batteries right now, man!
Self-scan complete. Bacterial infection has spread to the skin and pulmonary system
Medical report recorded two data bank. It is imperative
Bro
Infinite ocean scary bro infinite ocean
do y'all like understand,
what is it?
Thalassophobia.
That's why I put off playing this game for so long
because I was watching a video the other day
and they're talking about there's
planets that are all
ocean, and it's so deep
like they don't even know how deep
the water is. So imagine a planet that's completely ocean,
and it's so deep
that you can't even touch the bottom ever.
I think I got rat lung worm disease by the way oh yeah chat by the way
chat by the way hold up bro
hold up
chat hold on you can't see my screen right?
There's no way to...
You're just gonna leak me hang on. You're just going leave me? Hang on.
You're just gonna leave me?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on, Chad.
I'm trying to make sure this don't leak me.
Okay, we're good.
Chad, we're good. Chad chat nothing got leaked shut up man chat look what dropped today bro
chat look what dropped today man your boy got his old gamers up flavor baby hey chat Got his own GamerSupps flavor, baby!
Hey, chat.
Your boy got his own GamerSupps flavor.
Also, chat.
Peep the mouse pad, bro.
Look at this thing.
I actually have this mousepad it by uh my other set up
bro chat good boy got his own flavor man
when does it drop did you just got his own flavor, man.
When does it drop? Did you just ask me
when does it drop? Buddy, look at the screen.
Bottom left?
What?
I thought my address was down there.
But yeah,
chat today,
your boy finally got his own flavor.
Oh!
Chat, take a hit of that.
Chat, take a hit.
Yeah, use code CASE over 10% off by the way, free shipping.
Chat, chat, take a hill there.
Yeah... You know, $38 is absolutely insane.
Hey buddy do you understand how long a tub of this would last you?
See, we live in a society...
Oh, I'm about to go crazy.
You know what?
I'm going to.
We live in a society, okay? To where you know what? Yeah.
We live in a society to where
understandably
people complain
about prices, right? We type one if you do that
we complain about prices and again understandably right wait what is that?
What was that hold up
mine lasted less than a month
was drinking that three times
a day see that's the thing he was
drinking it three times a day and it still lasted you almost a month. Anyway, we live in a society to where we complain about prices of things. Understandably, things are too expensive. Chat chat name one thing that's too
extensive right you know fast food for example
fast food to be expensive gas I don't even know how much gas is expensive.
Gas,
I don't even know how much gas is now. Chad,
how much is gas where you live?
Food,
you know what I mean? You go grocery shopping and and and and you you spend 200
you got like nothing in the car you know what i mean it's like two
dollars for gas wait really where do you live
$2 a gallon
the face cam what's wrong with my face cam? What's wrong with my face cam?
What's wrong with it?
What's wrong with my face cam, bro? There ain't nothing wrong. What are y'all talking
about?
It's too
big? Chat, do I have the
perfect face cam to screen ratio?
By the way, Chad, if you do get
some of this using 10% off discount code
KSO, y'all better leave a five
star review and don't be talking about it
taste big or something like that pause you know what
I mean don't believe in no one stars man read
Dono's what don't knows don't know three no dough nose
Chester don't know that I don't see?
It's $3.80 in New York.
Wait, isn't rent in New York like $5,000?
Who here lives in New York?
Bro, there's no way
dude my first when i first moved out of my parents house
and i moved into my first trailer bro chat my rent
was was 300 bucks three hundred bucks and I thought that was
steep you know what i mean
well I moved into my first trailer i'm talking this trailer
was bro talking just like a 1970 trailer
you know old is dirt
you know what I mean there's been an old lady that was living in it for the past 30 years
Cigarette stains on the walls and everything, but you know what Chad? I love that trailer man
I wish I still had it bro. I Wish I still have that trailer, man. I wish I still had it, bro.
I wish I still had that trailer, man.
W Trailer, bro.
Bro, is there any
Minecraft edits? Like, I'm going to
today's, I'm sorry. Is there anything down here?
I would not touch this.
What is this?
Oh, my God! touch this. What is this? Oh my goodness,
no. That's horrible.
Chat,
what is that?
By the way, do y'all want to know what else is horrible?
Yo Taco Bell.
Listen.
Today I had one of the worst fast food experiences of my life bro today I wanted to try
something different from Taco Bell right I said you know what
I usually get the crunchy beef tacos.
You know what I mean?
Guess what I did today, Chad?
I said, you know what?
I'm going to try soft chicken tacos.
Okay?
Soft... tacos. Okay? Soft chicken tacos today. Hey, buddy, listen and listen to me good. that is borderline inedible.
Like I'm talking like if I'm about to starve the death and that's laid in front of me,
I'd probably start with a disgusting
actually disgusting and i was drenching it in hot sauce too
oh yeah taco bell by the way you're so unhealthy.
Hey bro, you realize a chicken soft taco
from Taco Bell is a health food?
Cap? Are y'all trolling? Chat, I mean what are you doing here? You're not even talking to me.
I'm just trying to get my phone out of the way.
I don't want to talk to you.
I'm just trying to get my phone out of the way.
I'm just trying to get my phone out of the way.
Chat, I'm sorry.
I didn't know that you were going to do this.
I was just trying to get it out of the way.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, I mean what do...
Chat, when are y'all gonna realize that like
When it comes to nutritional advice just hear me out. But you know what?
I'll go ahead and prove no wrong again
soft chicken taco Taco Bell calories you ready for this chat you're ready for your mind to be
blown are you ready nutritional information
okay chat you ready
chat are you ready here we go here we go here we go hold on I know the screen's still hidden
just give me a second soft taco chicken yep hold on
chat give me a second man!
Yeah, this is a health food.
Wait, this is actually
a health food?
Yeah.
Okay.
Anyway.
So I'm about to give y'all some more nutritional advice again a soft chicken taco from Taco Bell is 160 calories right
one hundred and sixty calories now also 12 grams of protein
okay look at the sodium,
Sodium doesn't matter when you're looking
at nutrition facts because
you can counterbalance sodium.
Like you just looked
at the highest percentage and be like, oh the Fodium. No
That's Socap? NO IT'S NOT!
You- Dude, you're yapping? Are you all serious or what? Like are you actually for yo, when I make this case of fitness channel on YouTube, y'all are going to be amazed, by the way.
And I'm probably going to do it within the next handful of months.
Y'all are getting gym vlogs,
full day of eatings, all that.
Anyway,
here is how you counterbalance sodium
as your
personal
nutritionist. This is free information
by the way. I'm not charging y'all for this
cases dookie wipes with the five gift
appreciate you
chat
22
22% of your daily intake of sodium.
Oh, man, that's kind of crazy.
Is it though?
Chat, you want to know how you get rid of sodium,
how you clear out sodium?
Drink water. sodium how you clear out sodium drink water guess what if you've got a whole bunch of sodium that you got that day just drink an absolutely insane amount of water and
you go pee-pee there goes the sodium
literally like if you have a cheat day for example and you ate a whole bunch of sodium guess
what you spend the next day just drinking water you're gonna get rid all
that sodium because you're just flushing it out with water.
Yo, daddy shrimp with the five
what? Yo, daddy shrimp with the five. What?
Did you get blown up yesterday with your fireworks?
No, I'm still here.
Chad, did y'all mess with that picture on Twitter by the way to don't mess
with that say y'all messed with the Twitter picture bro who saw it? Bro, I woke up today. Dude that Twitter picture that I took has like 220 something thousand likes. Like, bro, how? But yeah, chat, literally went stupid with the fireworks. Didn't even bust them all either either pause. I still got like half of them
You know
Play some not good do you want me to be uncomfortable the entire stream?
Do you want me to be uncomfortable the entire stream? Do you?
Do you want me to be feeling discomfort?
Huh?
There's an album cover in the bottom of media? Yo. Yo, that's hard man!
Bro, that's
hard dude!
I dude hey wait that's actually hard i'm not gonna watch that is that not clean
dude chat is that not clean dude wait a minute I should drop the album huh who's
the fat man in the picture what you mean the fat man i don't know
there's not a fat man in that picture buddy
what are you talking about
chat we gotta drop the album huh dude is there is there no is there no minecraft edits in here no way i like it
y'all had two days since we beat minecraft hardcore where's the edits at, dude?
Did you upload this with no sound?
Wait, did you upload that with no sound i'm really excited yeah you did what is this by the way First, let's head downstairs.
What? what am i looking at accurate physique by the way, just saying.
Bro bro... The fact that there's not a Minecraft edit in here is like ac-
Okay here we go, is this one?
If we're gonna die it's either gonna be the falling
so i see a edit and it's a death
in if we're gonna die oh no what did i just
what did this dude just type in the chat
you're getting exposed
hold on hold on Just type in the chat. You're getting exposed.
Hold on.
Hold on, somebody's about to...
Noah Botha42. Noah Botha 42 has been following me since 14 hours ago he has two messages
his first message is you're cute. His second message
which is the one that I'm talking about
is at me in a message if you want
to kiss case.
Yo Noah,
there ain't no way you've only been following for 14 hours and this is your behavior off-rev dude.
Noah, what are you doing bro?
Chat, what is Bro do in man 14 chat 14 hours. You know?
14 hours, dude!
If we're gonna die it's either gonna be the falling or the ender dragon
oh i never lived oh dude, I will never
forget this moment right here
If we're gonna die it's either going to be the falling or
the ender dragon no in between
Whoa No interception. Oh, come on man! man.
You know what though?
You know what?
This really doesn't even like... You know what this really doesn't even like you know watch out all the way say I'm glad this happened because that second
run we had was way better anyway
you know what I mean chat that second one we had way better because at the end of day if I had died again and I would have saw this edit out
of been like hurt but like the fact that we did
it you know what I mean I'm not even affected by this is there
not like an actual congrats on surviving the woodland Mansion and beating the Ender Dragon. I made these for your achievement.
Yo, that is hard!
What?! is hard. What? Dude, that is clean! Yo! Dude, those are so hard man.
Bro!
Aura chat.
You know what I mean? Hey chat, aura chat you know what I mean
hey chat
aura dude
man bro
three straight days of my life
I have spent on hardcore Minecraft in hopes of beating it. And this is the
No way.
Is that fake?
Wait, is that fake?
No, I don't see it.
That's gotta be fake chat. I don't see it in here. Have y'all seen that?
They wouldn't do that to me.
No, chat they wouldn't do that.
There's literally no way they would do that to me right? Would they?
No shot.
I think that's fake bro.
Chat type one if you think it's fake bro chat type one if you think it's fake see I'm scrolling broke how do filters no you can't filter comments chat. Can you?
No. Yeah I don't see it chat that's gotta be fake.
100% is fake you can literally see it on your PC.
This is an edit.
I'm not on,
I am not on TikTok. What you talking about? Yo, chat, see sometimes I'll see a message. I just don't even know what to think man. Good. I'll see a message sometime.
I don't even know what to think, bro.
Yo Aladdin with the five gift appreciate you.
Yo chat. What are we? So what are we playing today by the way?
YO!
Yo WRAID!
Yo chat, WRAID bro appreciate that uh Sani
Hope I'm saying that right Yo WRAID chat appreciate that uh sani hope i'm saying that right yo w ray chat appreciate that sanny nim how you pronounce that chat
subnautica?
Dude, I'm gonna puke playing that.
Appreciate
that raid though for real, Nim. Appreciate that. Thank you.
I don't know if I'm pronouncing your name right but I appreciate that for real.
Appreciate the raid.
Y'all want to start that today oh dude if you understood.
Chad get another hit of that bro.
If you understood the smell bro.
Dude that thing good man.
Woo!
Subnautica has hardcore? Yeah, but you don't think I'm gonna jump in and immediately do
Hardcore. Do ya buddy who you think
I am?
Buddy, who do you think
I am, dude?
Play a horror
game.
Wait, is it
Subnautica a
horror game
technically?
No. a horror game? Wait, isn't Subnautica a horror game technically? Okay. I have a question
Chad. Answer me this right
How big or no what is the biggest creature in subnautica I'm going to go ahead and do this.
Why are y'all saying you?
That wasn't an opener
to a joke, Chad. It's a quake!
Sneaky with the five appreciates you.
Yo, Emma with the five appreciate it. Should I
look up biggest creature in Subnautica just to see what i'm getting
myself into
oh yeah by the way chat
I don't know what's going
on... Chat, listen bro.
I don't
know what's going on in the
indie horror game world
right now. Thank you for the one gifted with the five gifted I don't
know what's going on in the indie horror game world right now but you know chat
that passed the past week we've been playing Minecraft, right?
With the five appreciate you.
Thank you.
For the past week we've been playing Minecraft.
So today I'm like, you know what? There is probably an unbelievable amount of horror games stacked up over the past seven days because I haven't been playing them.
You know what happened chat? I open up Steam everything. There's
nothing there. It's like they quit
making games.
I don't understand.
It's like they quit making indie horror games.
Yo, sell with the five.
I'm about to buy out 616 Game Studio and I am gonna like
do everything in my, yo 616
let me buy y'all out
I'll
give you whatever tools you need just make me a game a week make me a game
A week
And I will
Literally
Yo Ben the guy that said
Play Madison
It's a horror game
Yo Shady
You know how I feel
About Madison
I am not playing take pictures of a dark
room with a polaroid camera simulator for the next two hours do you understand Like I'm sorry, but that's all Madison is.
Is take picture of dark room with Polaroid camera.
Emily with the thigh thigh appreciate you?
What did this dude Cohen just say?
What did this dude just say?
Bro, look at
This dude right here
Oh your VIP badge is gone
I can't believe you're typing this in here as a VIP
Listen bro I can't believe you're typing this in here as a VIP.
Listen, bro...
Making a good story takes time and that's what so good about their games! You can't rush good storytelling!
Yo, Cohen, i'm not talking about
russian something bro
i'm not talking about rushing something.
And if you agree with him,
I'm probably going to ban you
until you go over with the five.
10,000 minutes?
Hold on.
Okay. yo case look up sub nanica sunbeam alternate ending yo chat w zach with the 10 000 bits by the way yo zach appreciate the ten
thousand bits thank you zach appreciate that zach thank you sub
nautica sunbeam alternate ending ch Chad, is that going to spoil anything?
Queso
7-10 with the 5.
Wait okay so 17 with the five wait is that a spoiler it's not? It won't, okay. so.
Is it the
minute 27 second?
Oh, it's a mod. So this actually isn't in the game?
Aurora! We see you.
Man, whatever hit you guys really messed up your ship.
Uh... Captain? You're gonna wanna take a look at that. up your ship down there look it's not... This isn't a spoiler! It says it's a mod, loser!
Shut up!
Boys, brace yourselves.
We're breaching atmosphere in ten, nine, eight...
Wait, what's that
uh... energy spike from the building
everyone gets escape on all thing about the escape pods now. Is this whole thing a mod?
I don't think i'll be able to steer clear of it
Mating, mating! Thrusters have taken heavy damage. Racing for impact...
What the hell? What?
Oh, I'm not playing this.
That's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in my life! life do you understand the size of this creature What the hell?
No!
Oh my god. No! How does something like that even fit on a planet? nuclear bomb signal with the fire
oh that's insane!
It trapped someone on a star!
That is...
...so fucking wicked. Shit. Police! Make it!
It's still going!
It's been a while.
Dude! See, I can't play that chat there is no way.
So that's a mod but is there stuff like that within the actual game itself?
Bro... Bro, that's crazy.
Wait, that's actually crazy, bro.
You're built like Brian Shaw. Thank you you I might mod you for that so if y'all want to we can try it bro
well
yeah Bro!
Dude, I can't mess with ocean action.
Dude all that ocean activity bro?
... Man, dude.
That made my stomach hurt a little bit bro
case is wet fart with the five gifted let's get that dude banned
pull it Why am I doing it over here? I'm so fit bro. I think i just hacked my own PC
Chat vote!
laughter who just said just drink the planet bro you can't drink salt water you're gonna die
you'll open with another five dude it smells good in here bro
you know why it smells good in here chat
that's why face your fears I mean
I guess I'm about to face my fears bro
playing hardcore
chat Play it hardcore.
Chat, play it hardcore!
... How can you even die in this game?
Like, what's going to kill you?
You haven't played it yet?
No, I played it like two years ago.
I played it for like ten minutes
and I quit playing it because I
jumped in the water and it was dark
and I never played it again.
You gotta understand bro, I can't do
water that you can't see the bottom of.
I to this day remember
the first time I played Subnautica
I jumped in saw a dark bottomless pit on her and was like
And it was completely dark i closed the game
all right let's go do a poll of hardcore or normal yo exotic with the five I'm kind of nervous, bro.
You know, I'm actually kind of nervous.
I'm not going to lie. Y'all voted normal? Okay, bet. Here's the thing
if we get in there and it's too easy on normal we'll go hardcore knowing me i'm a gamer chat so it might be too easy for us off rip you know what I mean all right here we go here we
go
I'm scared.
Oh man, I'm scared dude! Look at all that water!
Yo, homie with the five. Oh my god... so
gt chat GG chat.
Wait, this is back when we played it? Back in May! Do y'all remember that?!
Who was here for that had like a
thousand viewers
that's what i was telling you'all about. Y'all remember that?
If you say me, you're most likely lying. So... so are we doing freedom
freedom look too easy.
Survival?
Survival. Ooh, chat locking! chat lock in bro
y'all gonna tell me to play this for a minute? uh What's the prediction?
Will I die in this dream?
I'm nervous, bro?
Y'ALL WHAT'S ON FIRE?! Use that thing! W firefighter chat, what can I say?
Oh this game is easy
What you talking about
It's easy
Oh dear lord It's easy!
Oh dear.
You have suffered head trauma. This is considered a not general outcome.
This PDA has now rebooted in emergency mode with one
directive to keep you alive
on an alien world. Okay!
Please refer to the data bank
for detailed survival advice. Good luck!
The what bank?
Okay...
Is everything okay, Chadad are we good oh give me that what you talking about
oh we got some nutrient blocks!
Okay.
Yeah, GG.
Wrong! The Aurora suffered orbital hull failure
Cause unknown
Zero human life signs detected
What about me?
Bro, could you imagine dude?
Like...
If you're actually in this situation could you imagine the fear that is within you
should i jump in the water?
It ain't too deep right here, is it?
Case's juicy dumpy with the five gifted. What is wrong
with you? Yeah, I'm gone.
Yeah, I'm gone.
Uh, GG chat!
See why y'all say it's tsunami already shut up
okay is there an objective list I need to do? Jack,
do we have an objective
list?
What about tab? Okay. Voice log. Anybody want to know voice log? Use repair tool. How do I make a repair tool? I learn.
Chat, I'm learning!
... How did they expect me to find that?
Buddy, I just got here.
I'm barely even alive!
Chat, remember silicone rubber?
Okay, booty sprinkles with the five.
Wait, can I just... Oh, that's it. Okay, here sprinkles with the five. Wait can I just...
Oh that's heat! Okay here we go.
Dave sulfur okay?
Chat where do i get silicon from
i'm gonna get you
where my breath at chat with my breath at chat?
Where my breath?
Hey! What is that?
I can't play this. Is that the scariest creature in the game?
Certainly it is, right?
Well, we gotta eat to stay alive too bro that thing see chat i can't this isn't even it ain't even dark
wait that's one of the things we needed right what is this
forge minecraft reference ghost pounder with the five
detecting sulfur deposits in the local cave systems.
Sulfur is an essential component of the repair tool
Copper, is an essential component of all powered equipment
i'm doing good.
Chad, is there a way to sprint underwater?
Or not sprint, like swim faster okay silicone and we need titanium too am i doing good good Okay, chat. I'm learning. Relax. Chat, I'm learning dude.
Relax man! Where do I get the submarine? and i ain't talking about a sandwich either
what is that creature egg i'm good i mess with that
i got titanium what does this thing wait that's the water fish huh alien life forms may have unexpected applications. Utilizing alien resources is a proven survival strategy.
Oxygen? What about it? Oh.
Rest in peace, I'm dead.
Okay, I'm coming a little bit too close! Yo, Ghost Pounder with the team get depreciated.
Hey, I'm cutting a little bit too close.
Hold on, chat.
Do I put these in here?
Why are y'all saying refund, I'm not gonna die, Chad.
We good baby! check check w plays right w place thus rendering them safe for human consumption
there we go use that to look at what do we need we need silicone right guilty dog with the fire appreciate you okay we're looking for some silicone action
chat where would said silicon vines we're looking for vines. We're looking for vines?
By the way, are those
things passive or does it not look like he's going to do
anything to me?
Go solder with the fine feature. I'll just hear that noise, see? I don't mess with that.
I just heard a noise and I don't like that at all!
Oh my god! uh Bro, I'm hearing noises. What?
Dude no! I can't do it man! I can't do it man! What is making that noise I got a look, bro.. like I'm scared bro case is crunchy feet with the five gifted
what What?
Is anybody else not scared right now, like what is happening? I don't know. Look, there's a shark down there bro.
What is this? Give it to me.
Check! Give it to me.
Chet, is this where you get silicone from?
I'm going up i'm going up
velasquez with the fire appreciation
why am i so far away from the ship nah get me back
bro get me back man!
He's not even 20 feet underwater and he's already scared?
Well yeah it's dark! You need a knife? Bro, it's dark. Can you sleep in this game?
Look at the moon!
You can't sleep? Oh, GG chat.
Okay I make... I make silicone right? We did it.
Play Cuphead with the five!
So now head with the five okay so now
repair tool chat we are cooking bro chat we are cooking
should we repair. Lifeport suffering three systems online. Running full environment diagnostic and outputting results to databank.
I said am i doing good? Rescue operation will be dispatched to your location in nine...
Nine...
Nine...
Nine...
Hours.
Hey, I can't wait that long!
Emergency transmissions from other life-bonds.
9999 hours!
They expect your boy to wait that long for some rescue action. Are you kidding me?
There ain't no way I
Could rescue myself before then.
Chat, am I done with this repair tool by the way? Do I need it anymore?
Wait...
Turn- do I turn that to titanium?
Wait a minute chat. I'm cooking.
Chat, I'm cooking!
So what y'all say I need, chat?
I need a what? I need a knife?
What?
Trend is consistent with damage To the Aurora's drive core What?
You need a scanner?
...removed from standard survival blueprints following the massacre on Abraxas Prime.
The knife remains the only exception.
Battery titanium, that should be easy
yeah we're talking right now come on man
blueprint acquired blueprint
The scanner can be used to synthesize blueprints from salvage technology and to record alien biological data
I'm scared of myself and to record alien biological data.
I'm scaring myself! Self-scan complete.
Vital signs normal.
Continuing to monitor.
Okay, haha, thank you
what do these players like a flashlight battery and glass wait Wait a minute, chat. We can do that right here.
Hold on! I can make glass! Wait a minute, chat. Let me cook!
No, I need silicon.
Glass? Wait, and I can make a battery right now too, chat.
Hold on. Okay. You need acid mushrooms for what?
I just made a battery.
Oh, acidid Mushroom Copper Core. Chat why don't y'all tell me that? Those are the mushrooms right there, 100%.
Those are the mushrooms, chat.
Wait, no, I had copper, didn't I?
I had some copper!
Quit scanning it?
Shut up!
I scan whatever
I want to, buddy.
Talking about quit scanning. I scan whatever I want to, buddy.
I'm talking about quick scanning.
Battery's wired.
How did you fit in the pod? Because I cause i'm do i even need to say it
do i even need to say it we got a flashlight, bro. Let's go!
Alright chat what's the play now?
What's the next play we should make, chat? What are we thinking?
Make flippers?
Flippers?!
Who do y'all think we are, Sandy sandy cheeks or something?
Wait, that lets me swim faster huh?
The fabricator draws from available data to provide environment appropriate equipment, using locally available materials. For your safety this setting cannot be overridden.
I'm not sure what she's talking about, but okay. Make an O2 tank?
All you need is three titanium chests.
Should we do that?
I'm lathered in franks with the five gifted.
Thank you for the five.
What is that name?
What?!
Okay, three titanium. That's easy because we have it right here.
One, two...
You know what that means, Chad?
It means you gotta go outside.
Oh it's daytime! We're good bro! Wooo!
Hey we're good chat as long as it's daytime and i can see
what i'm looking at everything's fine
dude i do notice that we're swimming a little bit faster too bro what was i making Okay, let me go.
And it's a little victory that counts! New blueprint acquired. Reset health!
Near reprint acquired.
30 seconds of oxygen, that's all I need, Jack.
Even though in real life I can hold my breath for like 10 minutes.
Okay.
Chat what are we thinking the play is now?
What's our next move? play is now.
What's our next move?
Cap?
No, I actually can't. See? Sea Glide? Wait, do I have to scan stuff to get the sea glide? Lock in, chat.
Lock in, chat.
Okay I like that extra oxygen.
That's not a sea glide is it?
Is that a sea glide?
No, it's not a sea glide.
What? No, that's not a sea glide is it? 30 seconds.
What?! 30 seconds to what?! Don't you scare me!
Was she talking about some 36?!
Oh, that's how much oxygen I got left. Okay.
Ma'am! Ma'am! I know when my oxygen is low.
I am not gonna drown, okay?
You ain't gotta say oxygen, ma'am.
But thank you. oh there's another mobile vehicle, babe!
You missed it?
What I miss?
Okay the music kinda hard.
Don't have a lot at the music.
Oh, you're not gonna watch this one?
You're not gonna watch this one?
You're not gonna watch this one? You're not gonna watch this one? You're not gonna What I missed? Okay, the music kinda hard. Don't have a watch at the music?
Hold on!
Life on this planet grows in unusually distinct and diverse ecological biomes.
Further study recommended.
30 seconds.
Go to the wreck of The Aurora?
There?! Go to the wreck of the Aurora There
You're gonna keep it an absolute stack with you. That does not seem like a good idea.
Is it dark over there?
Okay everybody relax calm down the first thing that we're gonna do
is we're gonna find what is it time to see the sea glide Okay, why is the music doing that?
Saw.
Seagull! I need one more!
Is this it?
No, it's another This is it?
30 seconds.
No, it's another mobile vehicle. I can't see nothing!
New blueprint acquired. Okay, so if I get one more MC Glide Fragment we can build it right?
Oxygen
Chat stop saying go up, I'm not gonna drown.
Trust me, they don't call me Michael Phillips for nothing, Jack.
Get down. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Jen, if you see a seaglide fragment type C.
What is that?
What is this, wreckage?
No I already have that.
I'm uncomfortable. What's happening?
It's a Christmas miracle.
Yes!
New blueprint acquired. 30 seconds.
So we need to go build that ASAP, right?
Dude, I need something
That I can activate
And it shoots me immediately
To the surface
Is that a thing?
Okay Is that a thing? Also, what else was I about to ask?
Jack! chat what was was about to ask bro? Yo Mad Max with the fire appreciate you.
Oh it's an air bladder so chat air bladder equals useful right I see people with their submarines.
How you get the submarine?
Is that what the mobile vehicle bay is for?
Lubricant? What? Titanium copper wire battery. That is so easy to make!
Hold on, we need some lubricant.
I can make lubricant with this correct?
We learn, chat we learn.
It's balls!
Copper wire? Okay what do I need for copper wire? Chat we learn
Two copper ore that's it
we cook
wait why is the radio blowing does that mean there's a message for me?
They gonna deliver me some food?
What is this?
So nobody wanted to tell me that there was a fragment right there beside the ship? We literally traveled halfway across the map to find this.
What does this give me? Oh, it gives me iron.
OK, chat we're looking for copper.
Be on the lookout for copper. We need some acid mushrooms too. There we go
Chat rate my performance so far be honest
okay I think that's all i need
let's see an out of 10 really i feel like i'm doing good Is that fine? With your knife, what's that do?
Cook it, chat!
No I need one more copper.
Chat, one more copper that's all we need.
Dude the music kind of hard though
that's one of them exploding things i'm not going over there. Who's
making that noise?
Man, shut up!
You sound goofy. What's he trying to do now? Yo worm with the five! Copper please. Yes!
Grab like one more while I'm down here.
I'm learning.
I feel like I know how to do everything in this game now.
I'm good Chad. I'm good, Jack.
I'm good bro.
Matter of fact, Ima beat this game tonight!
Hey!
Hey matter-of-fact we're beating this game tonight, Jack.
You know?
I'm lathering freights for another five. Appreciate you! I was here.
So how useful is this thing?
Is this thing extremely think extremely useful chat
like very very very useful useful?
The sea flight will increase your effective exploration range.
For your safety, please pack supplies for long journey yes man
within five kilometers of the nearest that is so much better, bro. Oh my goodness!
This is so much better.
OK, it burns batteries though.
Should I make some extra batteries just to have on
hand chat?
Do the radio message message okay we will hang
on let me grab some stuff for some extra
batteries though so we haven't
dude this is so much better just wait till we get the submarine.
Tell you what I can get for the submarine tonight?
Okay, I need some copper. Where's my copper bro?
Dude it's got lights on it too!
There's copper.
30 seconds.
Ma'am, trust me, it's fine. I have the seed line now.
Okay? Relax, ma'am.
Time doesn't move the same way it used to now.
Okay, where's kinda far away.
Should I go back?
I feel like I'm a little too far away. going on oh if that maps out where I am okay does it use extra battery what is
this area? What is that?
Thank you.
Short range scans suggest this biome supports extensive biodiversity.
The contents of the number of small cave networks in print acquired.
She talk... Chaz, she talk about 30 seconds
she talking about a whole bunch of stuff right now she's starting to freak me out
a little bit
is it getting night time
nah see i'm going back. Nah, see?
I don't like being this far away.
Chad, I'm scared. Help me.
Please give me some copper!
There's copper!
I'm about to panic. Help! Help, what is this? I had that. uh i drink vital signs stabilizing
see i don't like when it gets dark out here ted i don't like that
caution continued degradation of the auroras, drive cool. May result in a quantum detonation. Continuing to monitor...
Well I thought that was a creature bro.
I thought that was a creature. Jedi literally thought that was a creature right there.
Batteries is important
okay
we're good should i put this radio message down?
We're seeing a re-recoverment of distress. Call me back.
This is LifePod 3, uploading our coordinates.
We are plugging some holes in our emergency sea glide, so if we're late for the rendezvous don't panic.
Also...
My seaglide's fine!
Seriously?
Three out.
Signal location uploaded to PDA.
Okay, here's the good news chat. It says shallows right?
Which means wherever we're going is gonna be shallow.
Fuck. So...
We're good, right? Wait. Should I get some water before we go chat? What do you think?
I'm gonna cause an extinction.
Don't make them things go extinct, dude!
That's of messed up
all right let's suck down both of these bottles of water real quick Make it three. Let's put all of our stuff in here too.
Chat, we're doing good right?
All right, we're going over here it says it's shallow
so I'm not scared to go over here if it's shallow.
Okay, it-it's a little more dark...
Um, did I? What was that noise again? dark.
What was that noise?
Okay. It's a little more dark.
Hello?
Y'all live in here New PDA data. Integrating new PDA data.
Integrating new PDA data.
Okay, thank you!
Chad do I need the compass?
Yo ice cream cone with a five. Appreciate you!
How am I out of oxygen?
Dude can you make it permanently daytime? This is scary bro.
Chad I'm scared!
Shhh... Okay. So, Chad, to progress with the missions you get in the ship,
I'm gonna have to go back and do some research
on what's going on with the ship.
And then we'll see if there are any other things
that we can do about it.
Okay. So, chat to progress with the missions you get gift away for this thing to play messages?
So I'm doing, so I'm doing right. Compus?
Chad we don't need no compass! Why would we need that?
Where do you think you're going? compass why would we need that
where do you get silver from
also chat should i make this Make the mobile vehicle bank, right?
We need lubricant, titanium ingot and power cells.
How do you make a power cell
that seems very easy
i don't need it yet don't make it yet chat
okay chad here's the question what do y'all want to make now
what are we thinking?
Better oxygen tank. You know what, Jack? You're correct. Let's do that.
We need glass sealed You're correct. Let's do that.
We need glass, silver...
Okay this is easy!
It's gonna be daytime outside which is good.
I'm one with nature so I know it they don't see when I say that was it
so we need some courts we need silver
air Was that an air bubble?
Quartz, silver and some other stuff. Is that a silver, a little bit deeper? Sand? Or salt?
Bro just put 5 of 8 in the chat
because he's an ass
hey that's tough man
hey
hey that's rough bro. I hate that for you.
Okay, I got creeped.
Oh no! Where have I found myself? Silver!
One more of you. 30 seconds.... integrating new pta data yes ma'am I died.
Wait, y'all are saying that's friend of that big giant thing is friendly, chat?
So we're cool!
So me and that big giant creature are cool!
Chat what else was I needing? Am I in a...
Where are we, chat?
Hey!
I can't. Dude, I can't. What are these creatures?!
Hey! I'm taking you to the hospital. Passing 100 meters.
What's that mean?
Oxygen efficiency decreased.
Yes, ma'am. I'm not sure what you mean by that but i appreciate you
30 seconds am i doing the right thing?
Okay let's go up.
What is this giant piece of equipment right here?
... so so
chat like i said i'm not sure what we're doing but i feel like i'm doing right would you agree
local scans show a nearby cave entrance, depth 90 meters, leading to an unknown environmental biome.
Okay, that sounds not friendly so I don't know if I want to participate in that but thank you ma'am.
Let's go! New blueprint acquired. 30 seconds. Why my oxygen be depleting?
Preparing the diesel water ration. and be depleted preparing the d's water action ahead of time will help ensure
against dehydration why is she talking like she knows me
oxygen ma'am you don't know me like that!
OH MY GOODNESS WE'RE ALMOST DONE! NO! Oh my goodness! Bro, I almost died!
Nooooooo!
Broooo!
Dude, I didn't realize we were that far down bro.
Dude, how close will be to close right there man.
Wooo! I'm going my fears. Passing 100 meters, oxygen efficiency...
What is that on the right? Does it mean I got a new radio message?
Station! Okay, stop.
30 seconds. Okay I'm going. Jack should we go back to the place now? What do you think?
Chek, you wanna go back?
Cheks are not sure if this is a good idea, but it's still pretty cool.
I don't think I'm playing too risky
i just found gold, chat. We're rich!
Oh no... Oh, no. Oh, no!
Go down? I don't have enough uh oxygen
how big of an oxygen tank can you get chad What's a leg used for?
Wait, no chat. We need some more quartz remember because the quartz is what gives us glass
What's that noise? Quit playing
Stop playing with me!
Bro exploded for nothin'.
What an idiot
bro tried to blow me up and failed what a loser
hey there's some quartz right there. There we go.
W Blaze, Shad.
W Blaze.
Wait, the Seamoth is not the...
The UFO looking thing right?
I don't know.
I'm just gonna go back to my room and look for it. What was I making?
Okay, let's make some glass. Titanium.
We need 10 titanium to make a titanium ingot.
That's all we need.
We need a little bit more quartz and one more titanium, chat.
We're going.
Go be placed!
Watch this, guys. watch this titanium right here watch
no my mother titanium right here watch
exactly how was my inventory for
checks I drop litter keep lid I'm gonna get rid of this for now. I can always get that later.
We're good.
You know what i've noticed chad you don't have to eat that much in this game
which is similar to real life so i take it and more glass
and now i think we have the better paint chat, right? what
i didn't need ingots!
Oh wait, no we're good. Chat relax, we're good, I got this under control
chat relax man everything's fine bro
y'all over here panicking like something bad gonna happen
what did i have you what happened See that's what I'm talking about right there chat. Hey Jack see, that's what I'm talking about right there
So now we look at this message correct how much breath does that give me 90 seconds oh that's Ray.
Shh!
Shh!
We report a distress call.
This is Ozzy from the cafeteria.
What the hell, guys?
The cafeteria?
They didn't warn us this might happen.
Our pod was almost crushed by the Seamoth... The cafeteria? I mean, you work with the cafeteria.
I'm coming to help you.
Hey Chad we gotta go help him he works at the cafeteria.
We move.
Are we gonna be putting ourselves in danger doing this, by the way?
Is this like a bad idea?
It's 100 meters which is kinda low.
Be careful, no I'm good, I'm good.
Wait we was just here what the fuck? i'm good
wait we was just here wasn't we Yeah.
Did we already do this?
Wait, so chat does this count as a mission completed you think?
Warning. Local radiation readings suggest the Aurora's drive core has reached its critical state.antine detonation will occur within two hours.
What does that mean?
Detonation of what, are we dead?
I don't know... New blueprint acquired. Blueprint acquired Congratulations survivor you have exceeded your weekly exercise rate
Data indicates that swimming was your favorite activity.
Be sure to vary your routine for uniform muscle development...
How you want me to vary my routine when there's nothing but water here, ma'am?
I can't do nothing but swim.
Wait, let's go Chad
Well my eye glitching Excuse me, thank you.
Wait what? Is this a speed run
Chad did I get that faster than I was supposed to?
So do I need a mobile vehicle, babe
before I use this?
Lubricant power cell.
Okay, lubricant power system.
That should be easy all we need is silicone rubber Jack and I have this right here so
that we can make some silicone rubber action.
There we go! The ship's gonna explode?
This one that I'm in?!
I need another battery too. I need mushroom and copper.
There's a mushroom, let's make a battery chat. I don't need another mushroom!
Why is it dark?
I don't like the darkness underwater, man.
Okay, battery...
Power cell?!
We're cooking!
Lubricant. That's easy to make
lubricants easy to make right Check this ship explodes for the other one, the big okay
dude look at us jack LOOK AT US BRO
do i put this outside. so Wait, is that not what I'm supposed to do? so We could literally make this.
We could literally make this
chad do we make it Okay, we need... We need...
Who is this? what are you doing bro
we need pretty much everything wait chat a power cell has two batteries right? That's what a power cell is?
See I don't mess with the darkness action dude.
There's copper. Chat, we need copper for batteries.
In case y'all didn't know. No. Quartz, let's grab all this quartz action too?
Was that a Minecraft breakfast because Because there's courts in Minecraft too.
Yo, Killer Clown with the 25 gifted.
Give me some W's for Killer Clown with the 25 gifted!
Go check. with the 25 gifted. Yo, chat, W Killer Clown
with the 25 gifted.
Appreciate that, Killer Clown, for real.
Thank you. All right, we're heading back. I'm going to have to go back and get the back.
Back to our ships, they run low on engine grease and send an SOS.
And help? They only got one.
I built on the far side of the system
It's gonna take more than a week to reach your position, you still need our assistance, over.
Yes! Come get me!
I'll try them again tomorrow.
The damn Charger is going to have us blowing our credits
running errands for all Sarah.
This dude is rude, chap!
Why's a girl so rude?
Yo, up! Dude, this is a 5 though, 8's at life. I'm not gonna lie.
It's a vibe right here. If we wasn't in the
complete life or death situation, that would
be a vibe.
Okay? we also need two batteries. Hang on let me cook.
One battery...
Two battery! We're about to make this thing!
We're actually about to make this thing!
I have lead.
All i need is some lubricant, balls! Let's go get some lubricant. That's all we need!
Chat, y'all keep saying the ship is about to blow up. There ain't nothing going on!
Um grab it please. Thank you.
W Blaze, Chad. W Blaze right now. The giant ship is about to explode.
Well when's it gonna happen?
I'm waiting!
Wait for me. Wait. Chat! chat We have it.
The Seamoth is a fast, safe mode of transport. But remember that swimming is good for your glutes and endorphin levels. Oh my goodness, no way!
Welcome aboard aboard Captain.
CAPTAIN?!
We beat the game.
YOOOOOO Yo! Look at us!
I'm gonna kill you. You can do anything now! Go into a cave? Okay, relax.
Okay okay relax.
Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves.
Dude, this thing is so dope man! We can go anywhere!
Upgrades? so dope man we can go anywhere okay you could upgrade that time they don't got storage on it though, would we get the base model? This thing sucks.
Chat what should we do now?
Look how much progress
we've made
in just this little amount
of time.
Chat, should I go to the big ship bro Brody, I want to go over there? Do you need a radiation suit?
Is that hard to make?
Oh, see. I don't see no radiation soon.
Wait, we need this, don't we? The rebreather. You'll spark with the five!
So should we make a rebreather? I need silver.
Okay, that's fine.
Emergency! A quantum detonation has occurred in the Aurora's drive core.
Is this what y'all is talking about?
The reactor will reach a supercritical state in T-minus ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
Is it gonna kill me from here oh No, no!
Wait. I can craft the radiation soon now
you think there was people on there that got killed chad Are we the only human left on this planet? Because that's even scarier. Wait, radiation soup. Chad is radiation soup priority number one right now?
Two lead fiber mesh. That's easy.
Chat, easy! Two lead fiber mesh.
Alright, we're going for it, Chad.
In our new whip!
Hey! Bro, look at that! ah hey
bro look at us jack Hey, I like this thing.
Okay, I get fiber mesh from cutting knees.
Correct? Fiber mesh. Chat, what else did I say? Did I say lead?
Dude this thing is dope! So Chad after we get the radiation suit, do y'all want to go over there to that ship? Okay, I think this is an area that I got lit.
Am I running over the wall?
My bad.
My bad!
Lick...
Lick... Lead! Lead!
I'm about to get naked.
Where's the lead at? Give me some lead!
... and give me some land
you know what's crazy instead of being like a suit wouldn't it be more aerodynamic to speak what now you get out here
there's lid we have enough.
Wait, Jay, you think I need more vine action or no?
All these... all these, all these... I'm not going to let you go. Are we cool cool man?
So Chad they're friendly right? We cool?
Yeah I'm going. He's kinda scary though not a whole lot
Who just said kill it? Yeah, let me attack that thing with this knife. Buddy, what?!
Let's go make the soup chat and we're gonna go. You're getting ran over. Come here.
Scan it? Okay next one I see I'll scan it. Next one we see Chad.
Oh my!
Can I use a repair tool on this?
I didn't know it was so shallow right there
i didn't know what's so shallow
hey hold on well i got the repair tool? I got it, chap. We're repaired.
We're good.
We're cooking, chap!
Dude, I didn't know man
what else was i doing here Y'all sold me. This is correct, correct.
Chad we're going to the aurora borealis chief with the five
do i put all this on? It's already on, right?
Okay. I guess we're going. Should I bring some food with me you think? I think.
Make a rebreather? You can't wear the rebreather though
while you're in the radiation canyon
going over here.
Chad y'all ready bro? Radio?
I am re-reported to the test race call. This is Officer Keen in light pod 19,
The captain is gone gone i have assumed command
the last thing the captain did was give me coordinates for dry land
we regrouped one and a half kilometers southwest of the crash site
stay together and good luck! This message will now repeat...
Rendezvous coordinates corrupted. Transmission origin coordinates downloaded. Signal location uploaded to PDA. 300 meters? Save the game?
Okay.
Chat, should we make this rebreather before we go do y'all want to go to the ship first or
go to that first
because i'm nervous for both
did you really just pick that up, laser. Chad, I'm scared. Pull it?
Wait! We can't even go to that 300 meter right now because it's too deep!
We can't even get over there
i say we go over here?
Wait, so should I make a laser cutter first?
Okay. So, should I make a laser cutter first? The ingredients are unknown.
Don't go to the ship, I'm going to the ship.
Welcome aboard Captain. ship welcome aboard captain so so Sea white. Is this a bad idea? here mother What is that? Passing 100 meters. Oxygen efficiency decreased. Laser cutter!
I need one more of those!
Chat, everybody calm down. We're gonna be fine.
I hear something? Yeah, I hear something too!
Everybody calm down! Everybody relax.
We gonna be alright, okay? I don't know where i am
i'm dead
where am i
can i go through the surface real quick, please? How close am I to the ship? Oh, I got chills.
I can't do this, bro.
We're right on the edge of it. The biomass in this area is dominated by plant life.
Picking up faint or auto vehicle signatures I just saw a big eyeball. What was that? Oh, never mind.
That's just a mushroom.
Ooh!
What is this? What the guy on my boat right here
we'll need to drink that actually.
Propulsion Cannon, should i do this?
Okay! Okay. New blueprint acquired.
Okay, um yeah let's just get back in the boat. I'm scared. so Am I dead? What was that? Yo, Chad. I can't play this bro. I'm about to cry. so Bro, I'm horrifying!
Whatever that is, it sounds big! I'm not sure if you can see it, but the ship is moving. It's moving! It's moving! Do you think I could kill him with a knife?
I just want to get this stuff right here. I'm sorry.
Chat, what is that a piece of? Is it worth getting out and getting it?
Wait. I already have the propulsion Cannon right? I'm good? life form readings in this region are sparse.... Uh, chat? What is that? I'm shutting this game off.
I can't, what is that?
Chad, I'm turning the game off. I can't, what is that I got when I saw that creature?
do you understand
The Aurora's radioactive fallout will have devastating effects on the alien ecosystem
if not contained within the next 24 hours. twenty four hours
is that the biggest thing in the game game
chet that's got to be the biggest thing in the game right like what else could be bigger than that Bro! Bro, dude I can't man! Okay. Do I it out right here far suppression
equipment and laser cutters may be required exploration is conducted at your own risk.
Oh, they're friendly! Never mind.
Wait... are they friendly?
Ooh! Oh, they're not friendly. Okay my bad.
Where am I?
Should I be here?
Scans show the digestive tracts of nearby life forms contain human tissues.
What?
Shit, I'm stressed bro. Thank you. Stop, please! thank you stop please
thank you
please I already have that right?
Should I read?!
What?
Huh?
...and chief technology officer... What? Don't leave until I should stay!
Dammit drone, I said propulsion not re-pulsion.
What are they doing?
Sensors aren't the problem. I I tweak the program. It's like you now
Somebody save me
His name's Albert's man
Albert, I know it's not your
fault but it would really help me
do my job if you'd bring me what I asked
for. Which is food! Thanks for your time
The party has agreed to meet the ADAD. Now go away Repulsion integrating new PDA.
Now go away!
Ending...
Termination...
...integrating new DTA.
Boss, this hobby of yours isn't making my job any easier.
Or safer.
Sam? Or safer? Maybe so, but it's all that's stopping me from being so bored I take a spacewalk in my skivvies.
The case lets it cross with the body for what?! What? Chat, we keep going? Dude ever since I saw that thing, that big giant thing bro it's like dude i'm scared
to even play this now bro. Am I supposed to go through here? Huh?
Jack, can you crouch in this game?
Case those workout shoes with the five.
Huh?
How do I get through here. huh
okay Scans of damage to the Aurora do not match any known offensive technologies Everybody in here is typing a different number.
Can we lock in? Check your phone, check your pda so so 1454! What? What?
What? hey I didn't go to Harvard for nothing chat and now everybody's typing 14 5 4 are y'all serious right now?
Y'all can't take nothing serious, huh? Nothing.
Y'all sit here trying to take credit, huh?
It ain't no way.
Okay. huh it ain't no way i got some water
chat we got bad news though. We're low on food.
Should I scan everything in here?
Integrate. Not good news. Found some food! Integrating nuclear data. Okay.
Uh-huh.
Ooh! Huh? You said I'm playing good, right? You!
So I'm playing good, right?
Save the game. I'm not saving the game until we get back home, okay?
Can you jump up there?
Appreciate ya!
Morphin.
Shut up, Stan! I'm scared! He killed me.
Chad, help me!
I'm terrified... petrifying even
who just typed in the chat and said, show us your bare stomach? What is wrong with you?!
WHAT?! What?
There's nothing in here
seamoth wait that's huge right that's huge for us
i don't need to scan the CMOD fragments because I already got the CMOD.
Integrating new PDA data. Yes ma'am The drive core shielding sustained internal damage to the vehicle. Do not require you to procreate.
Copy, you firefighter by the way! fire...
Prepare tool time? Cyclops!
Repair tool.
Are they paying me for this like what am i doing containment breach further breaches detected
wait there's ten of these i gotta fix Huh?
Chat, am I a good guy for this?
Containment breach repaired.
Further breaches detected. At least there's nothing in here that'll, like, try to kill me, you know what I mean?
Containment breach repaired. Further breaches detected. might breach her back
hey see i can't even say nothing man
you get off!
Dude every time I say something it zinks in the road
Is this a joke containment breach repair you have to say that every time like i get it i contain the breach She's gonna say it again, watch. Entangled breach repaired. Further breaches detected.
Watch she's going to say it again chat listen, listen what's he gonna say?
Can I get a gun? L killer? They're literally attaching to my arm and eating me.
Containment breach repaired. Further breaches detected
do i get like did something for doing this
containment breech repair it further preachers detected Containment breach repaired. Further breaches detected.
No, I get nothing for this! Wait, there's no more radiation, Jack? The radiation is gone? DRAGCORE bridge sealed. Radiation levels decreasing.
W-Blades! I'm not going to let you get away with this, you're a monster! Right?
Do we leave out of here now?
No. Leave? Longsuit? Pawn suit?
Wait, what?
Chad, do we need a pawn suit now?
Huh? now I'm not sure if you can see it, but the Jack, what's a prawn suit? A prawn is a shrimp ain't it?
Wait am I stuck in here?
Wait am I stuck in here? Wait, am I stuck?
Wait, I'm stuck.
Self-scan?
Self-scan complete. Foreign bacteria counters reached statistically significant levels, no adverse effects detected be vigilant
for symptoms what does that mean i have ratling one
disease
hey there we go.
Chat, we did a good deed today.
Y'all want to head back? You missed the prawn soup.
I'm sorry.
I was just trying to get a little bit of time off. You missed the prawn soup?
I did?
Go back and use the laser cutter? Does it look like I have the laser cutter to use? use.
Don't say it!
Don't say nothing! Don't say nothing.
You see how white that splash was? Yo, bend the whole chat man!
Welcome to the West Coast. Thank you.
Chat, that splash was light bro
yo chad has this been a productive episode bro? Be honest. How productive has this been on a scale of 1 to 10? Have you looked at bait parts? No, not yet. We just did like random stuff.
Outlast 2 in. Chat should we save when we get back and start up Outlast 2? I'm down. uh Which war game do you want to play first? Steel Wakes the Deep or Outlast 2.
What did this absolute goober loser just disgusting like bro how can you even
take yourself seriously?
Like honestly.
Money Cash 2007
Supermarket with the five.
This absolute just, I think I'm gonna ban this guy.
Not because of what you said but just cause I can't believe you're this dumb.
This dude just
said Guy quits on Minecraft to play some sea monster game
like how do you sleep at night
you gotta be too dumb to sleep!
You probably don't even know how to sleep.
Like, where have you been? I'm bad no chance not being them do this the dumbest thing I've ever read chat chat vote on that poll by the way outlast two bet
chat whenever we get to the uh one scene y'all are gonna have to remind me W productivity.
Chat, W productivity man!
Chat look... chat look when we get to that one scene
y'all gonna be like
hey, that one scene's about to happen
and I gotta cover my screen
okay
chat w episode though not gonna lie w episode
that was good. I feel like
Minecraft has helped me in my
survival, like whenever
we do the RLCraft Hardcore
World, I'm gonna beat that first try.
Oh man... that first try since we touch this game chat chat put your diapers on It's about to get scary up in here.
Hey chat,
get them diapies on.
It's about to get scary up in here.
You didn't save?
No way. I saved, didn't I save? No, 1037 that was one minute ago.
We're good.
Chat chat chat 1037 that was one minute ago try puppet combo games I played them all they're good chat lock in chat locked in baby
hey lock
in
case those workout
shoes with the five
oh so so my god why is it covering wait it's on full screen
chat why it's on full screen why is it not working
all enter buddy you really think that's gonna work?
Why would that work?
That didn't work. Do it again?
Didn't work
f11 wait i don't have an f-11?
Hey, guys!
There's no 11!
FN-minus? Hey guys! There's no 11! F and minus?
Chad, y'all think you're all computer geniuses or something? Let's just reload it and see what happens.. chat lock in bro
chat spooky time
chat spooky time Spooky time.
Is that spooky time?
A SPOOKY TIME?!... Fine.
Who is gonna save the world? i'm not What's going to be the prediction?
Will Case get naked?
No, I don't know.
Actually, what's the prediction be
wrong nervous chat lock in
did i just looked over at the chat and somebody said, Chat is this Outlast 2?
I'm about to sell my Twitch channel.
Who said it? Dude! I'm about to sell my Twitch channel.
What am I reading?!
Channel, what's the problem with you? chat who wants to buy it 30 bucks
oh chat let's go bro Yo your mom with the fire!
Hold on. Gimme a second Chad, gimme a second
Chad give me a second, gimme second. You think I'm gonna be banned playing this on TikTok?
What are the odds that Tiktok bans me from playing this. 100%?
Yo Matt with the 5 presets, I gotta use the the restroom get your snacks ready we're about to lock in so I'm not sure if you can see this, but the game is actually a bit more complex than it looks.
It's got some of the most interesting stuff in the world, like the. so so so so I'm going to have to do this again. Yes, I wash my hands. Don't even say no.
Yes, I wash my hands. Don't even say no.
Hold on.
Graphics... Chatting, all the graphics look suitable for y'all
are these suitable
so Captions? Wait, captions are on right? Get it on.
Let's go.
Captioning by Ai-Media Let's go.
Chat normal?
Chat we're not doing insane mode because that's one life like what Hello?
This music light makes you have some anxiety actually. so check this there's a boy check everybody vote chapters disappointed
no NO!
Yo, ban the guy that just typed out lard 2.
Let's go.
Okay, thanks. Lynn? Lynn Langerman is an investigative journalist seeking the answers behind a pregnant woman murdered under impossible circumstances in rural arizona type 1 from arizona
you are blake langerman her husband assistant and cameraman
record everything neither of you are fighters to navigate the horrors waiting for you, your only choices are to run hide or die.
Alright...
Please wait! Please, Blake. Where are you?
More! More! More!
I'm scared.
I'm scared too!
He's coming.
Get there, get away!
Mark Tremonti with the five gifted. Hey. Yeah, I'm sure you were, buddy.
Oh yeah! I haven't thought about her in ages.
Hey, we're crossing into reservation land now.
You said up looking for some sort of factory?
GG, chat. We'll head.
We can look but there's nothing out here
it does look pretty empty all the mercury in that woman's blood
she had to have spent at least a decade downstream from some pretty heavy
industry you say so, man.
You about to turn it up.
It got hit with ads as soon as the game started.
We should record an intro while we're up here.
Production value?
Record a intro when we do shoot a YouTube video?
I can't work my diaphragm with this thing on. Hey, plug the game or something.
The fuck?
My panel's a little soft, but we're good. That was exciting.
Get as much of the landscape behind me as you can.
Yes ma'am. i'm a good cameraman
red leather yellow in the red leather yellow just start talking Okay. I'm Lynn Langerman, here for NewsTomorrow.net.
We're flying past the Havasupai Indian Reservation in central Arizona
In search of the origins of murder victim Jim Doe Hey Lynn, murder victims i don't think you should say murdered
we don't know that she strangled herself to death it's what the police report says we might play this
before the doctor interviews if this falls on the first, we need to get the word murder in there.
We should probably mention the fetus too. I mean how it just...
Here let me try a version that can serve as an intro for the whole piece.
Tell me when we're good.
Okay. Ew! Ew! version that can serve as an intro for the whole piece tell me when we're good okay oh
two weeks ago a young woman was found wandering barefoot pregnant and alone on a barren stretch of highway 100 miles No!
Quit screaming! I'm 100 hundred percent sure about that.
Well, that's a good way to open up the game!
Alright! Wow, that's a...
Yep.
Oh I'm glad, I thought this was a cut scene.. Check the game look good to y'all?
Check it look good?
Don't lie.
Is this my locker?
What a nerd!
Hey, what a nerd. Okay is this my locker? Alright let's go. so Chat, find your state.
Find your state. your state i found mine okay this is creepy what's going on Hello? I'm a little uncomfortable. Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello? I'm a little uncomfortable.
I see that!
Oh, this is after the chopper crash.
That was Kool-Aid, TikTok. That wasn't blood. Huh. Grab the cameras!
We got any batteries?
Fuck. GG, Jack.
Lin?!
LIN!!! Lin? You can always see your objective by pressing the tab. Lin!
Objective, find Lin.
Yo Lin you down there?!
LIN!! Lynn! Lynn, where you at?
Oh that's it. Easy jump. What you talking about?
She got a whole Lynn's down there.
What?
Wait, that's my crouch button too.
Did my elbows fall? That would have just been straight up death if I fell down there.
Okay, bet. We record these. Chat W Hammer Man! This vlog will go crazy! Oh shit.
Jesus!
Is...
No, there's no lights.
I'm gonna have to go back up the stairs and get out of here.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm just gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Jesus.
This...
No, there's no bodies. She's not in here.
Lynn!
See?
See, Chad. I hope we don't even have to use those band-aids. You know what I mean?
Leeeaan! Lynn, where are you? Oh, fuck me!
Oh yeah.
Yeah, we're in trouble.
That did not happen in the crash.
Yo, you alright?
Should I record it?
Jay, you think he's alright? Rest up, man.
Hey, rest'd I stop man? Yeah there goes the TikTok already. How much you wanna bet?
Ha ha ha ha! You alt okay I'm probably not
gonna be doing that because that's more scary than not knowing what's behind you.
You know what I mean?
Okay, so far so good. We haven't been attacked by anything yet.
A town? Thank God! I've flown miles from anything...
Yeah this doesn't look like the type of town that you want to be in buddy. Whatchu talkin' about?
Save your battery!
I was walking through a canyon with absolutely no light source.
And you're talking about save your battery.
What do you want me to do?
Just walk through there not being able to see?
Bros in Arkansas? to see bros in arkansas your loki doesn't like I'm lost and hurt.
Don't say that just say say like hey it's-it's like the delivery man.
Okay, appears nobody's home there.
I'm hearing some noises off to the left. I don't like that.
Okay... don't like that
okay
hello is anybody there please see we should just be walking up in somebody's house right now that's not a good idea hey man.
Did you just say, hey man
this dude just said hey man like he walked in on a guy taking a nap.
This is the most obviously dead guy I've ever seen.
You're talking about hey, man. oh shit oh shit you're
red stuff just happened what was you eating on though?
Dude, it is so dark Chad I can't see anything without the hammer
like i don't know how y'all expect me to conserve battery when i can't see
battery was that energizer
hello Hello?
Hello?! Hello?
Yo, Mad Max with the five.
Hey I'm uh...I'm friendly. I'm just looking for my wa-
Who's?
Ay! Oh, I got chills.
Look up.
Hey, look, y'all!
My name's Case.
I'm just trying'm just... Hey, I don't want no trouble.
I'm just...
I'm scared!
Ooh... But Ooh
Yo, can you tell me how to get out of here I
Bet yo can you tell me how to get out of here i bet I'm about to bang you.
We're in a life or death situation and you over here talking about, oh that's you. in case those booty flakes with the fine appreciate you
hey can i come in i'm hearing some screaming out here i kind of just want to chill for a little bit let's close that mad max with t get the w man max I read all that.
Find Lin.
Nothing matters but Lin.
Thanks! See, at least you got your priorities straight.
Nothing matters...
Chat, that's facts, right?
Nothing matters, just find your wife.
Oh, no. Why are they giving me a hiding spot, bro?
Why? Why?
Hello?
Ooh, another battery
please don't eat me off Yeah, that's not creepy at all. I'm pretty sure I just crapped myself. crap myself I don't know. Is that my footsteps?
I hope that's my footsteps
did i just see movement out there chat did y'all see that reload What is this?
The door's locked.
Okay, that's good.
Right? What the this? The door's locked. Okay, that's good. Right?
Yeah, we obviously can't go through there. okay i'm scared
hello Hello? No way I'm fitting through here, right?
Oh, I guess I am.
I guess I lost some weight.
I'm armed try nothing!
Imma hit you with this camera!
Please? Certainus inibicante.
I thought that said Santa?
What's that mean by the way?
God... What is going on Jeff Jeff?
What am I recording?
What in the...
Those are dolls, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, chat we are pumped.
Chat we are absolutely cooked!
How is that thing rocking on its own?
Is this paranormal activity?
Fishing stream?
Let's just go.
Yeah, let's just go.
Okay, that wasn't too bad.
Perhaps I have spoken too soon. What?
What?
Who are you talking to? Please, let us move spider-man land. Hello?
Somebody said ale smoker.
Where you going? HELLO?! Hello? Is anybody out there? Oh, my... oh my
now what is that that
oh we're cooked chat we're cooked! Chat, we're cooked! Hey, I really don't want no trouble.
Please don't eat me! It's locked man, it's locked man it's locked Go under here! Go under here!
Who's screaming?
Huh. okay queso six pack of pudding cuff with the five gift appreciate you
okay we gotta use this thing okay
okay makes sense we're good Please stop.
Ma'am, please!
Linus Cook, get out of here! Lynn is cooked? Yeah, Lynn is cooked. We're about to go on home, you know? uh. Oh, Jesus! God wants me dead? Okay.
Why you say that out loud?! Shut up she's right there! Uh, chat? We're in danger.
She's out here, isn't she?
Can hide in the bucket.
Okay that's a solid hiding spot.
Okay, through the window.
V?
I will turn unto thee, and thou into us, We shall be better.
There's people...
Jack, there's people right outside, bro.
Wait this door isn't locked! Lock it!
You think we're good to go out there?
Storm......Round... I'm going to go ahead and start the recording. He kind of killed that though. Hello? I'm going to have to go back up there. I don't know why they're doing that.
I'm sorry. Come on! I'm cool, Tom. That's what I did. is No!
You think when he moves, we run up and bust the left, Chaz?
We run up and bust the left? Chas? We run up and bust the left? Hide! Hide! Hey! That'll just hurt me. Oh, Lord!
You have any help?
Fire?
Your legs?
No, Daddy.
I'm fine.
I'm all right.
I'm okay.
I'm all right.
I'm all right.
I'm all right.
I'm all right. I'm all right. Daddy, help me.
Fire!
Please!
Daddy, oh God!
Y'all have a good night!
It's like they're hypnotized.
Why must we deal with the terrible bad?
Do you hate this world? terrible you know what god said I can't say it out loud, folks.
I am and that's all there is to it!
We stand in opposition to the eyes of Christ.
And we hope we may.
We cannot only try to be like Jesus,
we need to be like God!
Okay, okay, I'm recording this. Speak to me like God!
God has sent us this.
As a revelation from the sky. There was a letter? Where was the letter?
Dude! I'm freaking out, chat!
Good. I ask you who this is about. uh Please, because!
Ashton. You've revealed yourself
to the left of the past
God's truth is here now
Come direct it.
God, I lay these hands on this assembly center and ask that you reveal the truth.
Pray with me, children!
She is cooked!
Saber? What do you want me do? All I got's a camera! Stop, you little... Stop!
I'm giving you a life sentence!
Stop it!
Oh no!
Chad I'm so stressed right now you don't understand I'm stressed!
Damn it. Give me your life.
Give me the children.
Give me their lives.
I have to save you.
How are you going to save me, you stuck in a cell? Shut up!
Come on, how are you gonna save me, you locked in a cell. What's you gonna do?
How are you going to...
Oh no this is...
What the that? A prison key?!
K6 pack of pudding cups for the team! Get to pre-station!
You will not pass!
Please! I don't need to know anything! Help! Hand to me, Lord.
Please!
I don't need to know the way.
Only to know that you do!
I...
Aaaaaahhhh!!! What is happening? AHHHHH!
What is happening?
Your child...
Your child is a war.
I'm horrified.
She's right with the Antichrist I'm horrified.
Chad, I'm horrified! Shit!
Is this where that he goes wait what does that key go I don't know what's going on man, I can barely save myself!
You better get your hands off me!
Come on, help me.
I need help!
Well, we're out of there.
Whoa, Chad!
I'm scared.
You know what I mean?
Whoo!
Hey, hey, dude. Hello? El Husband? I am doing everything in my power to rescue Lynn. What you mean? What you mean what you mean
L husband I'm doing my best here
okay let's relax a little bit Lynn! Stop it. I'm not going to let you get away with this.
You're a fucking bitch.
You're a fucking bitch.
Get your fucking hands off me.
Lynn!
Stop it. Lynn When we gather all she is broken Lynn! Lynn.
Lynn, get out of there- oh she just broke her leg. Oh my god...
Lynn I'm coming hang on!
God dammit.
Lynn!
Let's get out of here.
Oh god, Blake...
Are you okay?
No.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
Shit. We have to run
Yeah, let's get out of here go
Hey jack w husband keep running go lyn, where are we going?
Away from here. Anywhere but here.
Go!
Okay, we gotta run. Why are we just walking slowly?
We need to be sprintin'!
Oh god!
My stomach...
It hurts! Something's wrong... fuck!
Oh, we're cooked. Chad, we's up?
I have to stop.
I just...I need a hug.
Get you drink water out of that stream!
Jesus Christ, Lynn!
What's happening here?
But you're dead. When you fell we were all dead.
It's okay. I'm here. We're gonna get out of here, okay?
God... What did they do to you?
I can't talk about it.
Get you a drink outta that stream!
Please don't ask me...
They're coming, we're about to die!
GG Chad, I'm. Not moving fast enough.
But we have a foul word that we've been awaiting all this time...
He has his ties in his belly.
What?
I don't know.
He's insane.
They're all fucking insane.
Please Blake, we just want to get out of here.
He is a pregnant woman Please, Blake. I just want to get out of here. I do too!
The fuck is going on with you?
They can't kill us. Not now.
Let's just get away from this place. Kill them!
Okay.
Toss the earth with their blood!
Rip the devil from her belly!
WHAT?!
Watch it, Siddiqui! You're supposed to heal him! GG! I'll watch it! The D.B.R. boat ails you...
...revelations on the ground that we must
Hurt your gentle heart
Swear to fucking Christ,
the first person who touches me loses their eyes
Yeah, start swinging! There's only two of us! No! person touches me loses their eyes yes Get off me! Please, no.
No!
You are a loser!
Just get off of me!
Liz! You leave her alone! Leave her alone! Leave! Leave!
Why did you stop, please?
Fuck you.
Fuck you! I watched my father fucking a guy into hell. I didn't know.
Oh, just kill me!
Just kill me! Wait no!
Wait! No wait!
No! No, no!
She's talking about...
Take her home. I want to share my love with the Father.
Motherfucker!
Can you just shoot me this morning, please?
Just get it over with.
God, there's a blood game...
Whoa!!!
Got you. Whoa!
Yes, I love her.
We have met again.
I think I'll see you again.
Okay. I think they'll see you again. Okay, we good?
You gonna hit me after...
What's happening? Nothing good.
We still got the camera though.
Oh god We still got the camera, though. Oh shit! Lynn! Lynn! Bro, Lynn gone man.
Hey, Lynn gone.
Jesus...Jesus God gone jesus jesus god she's gone jack were they all right people the heretics
they called lynn mother It's not just a cult, it's two sides.
Christians and something else.
So we gonna go home now
you'll be still got his eyeballs pushed out or something
take the flashlight
chad is it just me or is blake just weak man
how you gonna get stolen and like you know what i mean
like blake you are weak how we ever gonna survive don't you touch me she's a tractor she goes all the way when it gets hot Ah! Did I go the wrong way?
Chat, did I just go the wrong way?
Jesus. Jesus!
Jesus, God!
Fuck were they?
I went the wrong
way.
I ran directly
backwards and got
killed. They called them heretics.
And they call him
Mother!
It's not just a cult, it's
two sides
Christians or something else Two sides.
Something else... You can hide by crouching under water,
or if you drown!
Can we unlimited breath? What do we got aqua affinity three Okay, he's over there.
Okay I should be able to sneak by these guys pretty easy here right?
Yo can you get the water off the screen?
Oh batteries! water off the screen oh batteries Should I go out right here, you think? so
chat don't switch on me chat don't sleep to me don't snitch on me. Chad, don't snitch on me!
He's right there. He's right here. Ah! Jack, W please.
White W please!
Go. Please, White W. please!
Go.
The Black Widow What the hell?
I can't see nothing.
I'm dreaming.
I want to open my fucking mind.
It's completely dark!
Oh! Hello? Oh.
Hello?
I didn't think I had the camera. Why are we in a school building?
I don't like it here.
Dude, I'm hearing noises in my actual house now, Chad. I'm sorry I have to do this.
You should've loved me, you should have loved me you should
have helped me jesus forgive me i don't know what to
do i'm so so sorry jessica
i remember this.
Check that out. Oh, fuck.
I'm back in the fourth grade.
We're dead, Chad.
GG.
I thought this couldn't get any worse.
GG, Chad.
We're dead.
I don't like the long dark hallways, man.
I don't like... so Who is that? oh Excuse me, sir! I can't take this man, I can't take this man
it was i think it was just a vision of our imagination i think we're good
i would have been able to outrun him anyway. You know what I mean? We're good, Chad. Calm down.
Everybody relax. It's fine. Can we just leave?
We got a jacket, it's cold out here it looks like.
Oh no that's a blizzard! We might as well go back up there and get some food. Oh, no.
It's a blizzard.
We might as well go back inside.
I can't see nothing.
I'm out here butt naked in the middle of a snowstorm
hello Yeah, I'm about to just chat.
I think we're about to ban the whole chat and just start over from scratch bro
dude i'm about to just i'm about to just I'm sorry. Again, if this was real life that wouldn't happen to me.
You know?
They add 200 pounds to my character's weight in every game I play.
Hey, who are you?!
Your image... the Outsider.
Yeah!
Oh, so they killed you didn't they?
Who?
No... not yet. Who? No.
Not yet, but they'll do it if they find you out here.
Okay!
Who are ya? Yo W-Man!
What I mean... Are you one of them guys? Who are you? Yo, W-Man! My name's Ethan.
What do I mean? Are you one of them?
His name is Ethan?
And what did he say that you want?
You know why AI trying to kill you...
I've been...
unborn. Seen too much to keep the faith. You'll eat, but you're not one of those other ones!
The heretics?
Didn't see Squall when my wife gotalded. Had to get cast out.
Didn't complain with nothing.
Yo Ethan, I'm about to pass out and uh... can you come?
She dropped a 15.
I'm sorry. But what if he said my grave? What?
What?
Ethan. of a child what
ethan What game is that from? Yup, Resident Evil 7.
I gave a chance to run...
Spun them idiots some stories. i've been gifted with talk my whole life
your problem knows jane doe sorry your daughter she was eight months
pregnant blonde hair cut like a voice.
Yeah...
What do you know?
You seen her?
Is she alright?
Please, measure. Just tell me if she's okay. Shh! Is she all right?
Just tell me she's okay. She's fine
Well, thank God You double your hospitality Thank God. And God bless you.
You W-hospitality man, I really appreciate you doing this, bro.
Thank you so much for being a shining light in a world of darkness.
Oh, hey there!
You really busted your head open, didn't you?
I'll be okay.
All right, so head down the roof.
You can hide until you're fixed up.
Hide? Okay...
I guess I'll...
It's alright. He just lacks here, I'll keep you safe. You rest up and heal. Ethan's gone since you read.
Appreciate you, Ethan.
Hey W-Ethan, Jack!
Hold up! Ethan? Please, wait. What?
Where are you?
I'm sleeping under Ethan's bed!
Ethan, please wake up.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, Please, wait. What?
Where are you?
I'm sleeping under Ethan's house!
I've been snitched on myself.
Just kidding.
He's coming.
He's here!
Get away!
I ain't hot enough.
Righteousness cannot pass in blood by loins, but the blood of your heart.
I can't pop his gospel.
I've got to bet him a hundred times.
No, Ethan!
By you?
Were he outside or what? The prophet don't need your help in finding them. No, Ethan! I'm not going to hurt you! No!
NO!!!
You sin when you deny the prophet your daughter.
You send fence to their knives!
Know where the outsider is...
You see, be careful, the enemy.
God and the Prophet both want us to die.
Just let me talk to Noth! I can explain.
Ah, don't you dare! Both Oh Stay still!
Take your penance.
God loves you. God loves you.
God loves you. Oh! No!
The lights of the devil. I hope you find your daughter. He didn't snitch on us, Chad.
Chad he didn't snitch on us dude all he had to do was say yeah he's under the house and he would have
survived what he didn't snitch bro you'll be the guy that just said I can fix her.
What is wrong with you?
She just killed Ethan, man!
Huh. You didn't give me up to her.
Not even, Muska.
Rest up, Ethan.
Thank you. What a W man's no chat I barely knew you but you know what you're my favorite character in the game so far, because Blake's a loser.
Chat, W Ethan bro.
Chat, W Ethan.
You hate to see it man.
Chat, is Ethan the best character in the game so far? Because Blake's a rave.
Blake's just... I don't know man!
I feel like I'm always scared running away from something with Blake.
What's happening guys? scared running away from something was late
did this dude named ethan in the chat just say thanks case
bro thinks he's him!
Hey bro thinks he's him dude
No way
Bro what?
Wait where am I going now? Do I crawl through car there no way I'm here
this is a real life
yo you good okay i'm not sure where to go i'm assuming we're gonna go this way
maybe
chat ethan will be remembered
he will be remembered, chat
oh i remember Oh, I remember.
How deep is this water?
Who's that?
That's somebody's grandma!
What is Granny doing?
Chad, come get your grandma!
Enough is his prophet.
And noth will ransom us from the power of the grave,
and noth will redeem us from death,
for even redemption cannot be hid from the split eye
we are blown oh what about the drown I
Don't know the flashlight No No.
Not this guy again! I'm sorry, but I have to go. oh man Oh, man! so Oh my god.
Oh, we're so cut! oh Oh, we are told! Look. W plays, Jack.
W plays!
W plays!
Oh! We called!
The devil has love his father.
Yeah, we called!
I knew it would work.
I know you're going to get hurt.
You got a gun?
You got a gun?
You got a gun?
You got a gun?
You got a gun? You got a gun? You got a gun? Please let me in this house. It looks peaceful in here.
Please let me...
It does not look peaceful in there. I apologize for what I said. Oh, Chad.
It's just paint.
Look, they're trying to make it... Yo, Chad.
Look, they're trying to make it look like it's blood but it's just
paint. You ain't fooling me maybe this whole
thing is just a movie set we just exposed them this whole thing
is just a movie set
yo thank you for the five gifted with the five gifted thank you for the five gifted.
With a five gifted.
Thank you for a five gifted.
Come to the shelter, save the tree.
Hey I hope you have a good night sir.
Have a good night, sir. Hey do you mind if I like go in your house real quick?
You don't mind?
He mines. He mines!
You know what's surprisingly
nice though? Cause he didn't just get up and kill me.
You know what I mean?
Yo, Doofy with the five, appreciate you!
Maybe there is a way through the barn...
Well how we gonna get through the barn
when...when...when the door is locked?
Blake!
Blake you really think that your
genius huh Blake?
Nobody in here likes you dudehan that died with the five and psych
with the 10w side
okay maybe there's a way to the barn. Tell me how to get there.
Ethan from Outlast with the 10k...
A-R-I-P outlast with the
should i close this behind me so that i can't run in out you think
yo who with the five
okay what's that noise i'm here so i hear some uh i'm hearing um okay But I'll make you five in the car. You can sit on top of it.
Hey!
And the fountain is the of God's love. I should have been more patient, Chad.
I sold, right?
I should have been more patient right there.
That's my fault.
I thought I could get in there before what
who saw me?
Where were you going, you dick of a... Thou art barren and bearish not but thou shalt conceive.
Star help!
And the countenance of an angel of God.
No way he just got jiggled out of his boots!
NO WAY!
Wait, there's not even anything up here.
What was the point in coming up here, chat?
Oh.
I'm scared. Chad, I'm scared.
Chad, I'm scared.
I read all that.
I'm the fastest reader in Arkansas.
Yo, you good? Can you tell me how to get out of here?
All right, I'm going. What does does this do i'm pulling it Oh, my God! Ooh, that's nasty.
Ooh, that's nasty. Ooh, that's nasty, Chad!
We need to get out of here, man.
This is a nightmare, Chad.
This is literally a nightmare.
Type 1 if this is a nightmare to you, Jack.
We're in all of that. Easy.
Easy. Easy.
Okay, at least we're like not beside any people now.
You know, we may still be in the middle of the woods but at least there's nobody here.
Okay that didn't last long so...
Ugh! Fuck! I'm going to have to get out of here. so Hello?
There's gotta be another way.
Well, I'm sure there is buddy. What am I filming here?
What is this? What am I filming? Catfish! Yeah, surely we're like past the worst of it right? Who else is scared right now?
It's like one if you're scared.
I'm scared, man.
Everybody's evil in this game except for Ethan, man.
Can I make that? Of course I can make that. Of course, I can.
I'm an Olympic high jumper.
Huh! Where are we, dude? We're in the middle of nowhere.
All right, don't break your ankle slide down there. Relax!
Did somebody just type in the chat and say what is the map code for this?
What?! What?
What am I filming here?
Oh.
Oh, that's what I'm filming.
Church? No... This is a church?
...heretic temple.
Blake just shut up man.
Blake, just stop.
You're...Blake you are the reason we are in this mess right now.
Do you know that?
You could have prevented me from chatting the L-Blade, man.
We're making our jump.
Okay I heard a scream. uh
okay i heard a squeaky noise i don't know if that's a giant rat or i don't know what that was Dude, stop with the music! It's scaring me!
This place don't look too friendly, Chad.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
This place does not look
too friendly.
When? Now! No! Lynn?
Lynn?
Lynn?
Wow, It disappeared!
That was Jessica?
He's talking again. I hate this guy is I like how there's a first time chatter in here.
His name is Eva Poop 345.
First Time Chat, seven deadly chins.
The crazy part is you've been following since May 19th and it took you that long just to type your first message? Which was that?
Not only have you been following since May 19th,
your account was created on May 19th.
... There's no way it took you two months to come up with that one. See, we're going through another tunnel. Hello?
I'm armed, you don't want to try me!
Oh no... Oh, no.
Read all of it.
Read ALL of it, chat. You gotta trust me.
I'm horrified. It's dark again. Stop being dark! don't say chad don't say nothing
oh this is a three-story building this is fancy boozy for days before he died and when his only son fled
jay you're about to die.
I saw a door behind here. Can I not go through this door?
You need to wash your hands man
so if you were in this situation what would you do would you be like blake like late crying I think I would really board myself up in a room and life
I don't know chat what Like what do you even do?
That might be an elevator. It's up there isn't it?
... This dude just said that might be an elevator.
Oh, it might be?
I hate you, Blake.
Oh, it's cut off! You've got to have a generator or something...
...or the thing doesn't run on prayer or something.
Blake, just stop who is screaming The sins of Zion and Baal, God in all depths. God comes in with blood on his hands...
Uh I don't think I wanna go that way
It screams! Who is screaming?
What is he doing? Chill, man.
You don't turn your back on God!
It was the quill. We can chill in here! I have a feeling we're going to find a battery in here.
It appears I was completely wrong.
My bad! my bad Did you just snap your ankle? hey Hey, look! We can talk about this.
Stop! Leave me alone!
Help! No! I'm alive. I'm alive.
I'm alive!
Jim, are you alive?
Wait this is the generator!
This has got to be it. If i can find my way back to the elevator...
Let's go!
Ah! Ma'am? Ma'am! Oh, that's so scary! Fuck!
Ma'am, ma'am. Oh thanks for sparing me. Wow.
She's so polite. Thank you ma'am.
She could have killed me appreciate that
Ethan still clears those a ethan still clears
100 she does what the sins of zion are bound up and all debts to god come due. There's wailing, there's pain,
but it is joyous for us
that we are in the sorrows of a trevally...
Can I just slide by your real quick
as a place to break and forth
of the children of hell,
but also
right? Yeah, I get that is great enough
is his prophet Will redeem us from death. Yeah, I get...
Freedom and redemption cannot be hid
from the split eye.
Can't I just...?
We are robed in the crimson glory of Revelation.
I'mma just slide. Thank you.
See, I appreciate that so much. Thank you.
Hey, you have a good night okay?
Right. Pain, yeah! have a good night okay right hey yeah
you know what she's very polite. I appreciate her.
Come here!
He is screaming! Holy screw.
Che, you don't think I'm playing this smart? Oh, no!
What? That's the lady that killed Ethan, ain't it Chad?
She killed Ethan with a pickaxe.
Minecraft reference. Oh. the pickaxe minecraft reference We should just get out of here, huh?
You just want to sprint back to the elevator chat.
I say we jump out this window
we just sprint to the elevator fundamental oh You talk about.
Hey, there is one thing Ethan can do and that's run!
Hey...
Er not Ethan, Blake. There's one thing Blake can do and that is run. Where are we? There's another speaker I bet he about to start talking again.
Oh he ain't talking this time I'm going to have to go. I'm sorry. Bust!
Bonnie in the pit?
What?! Jack, that looked like that thing from... What?
Jack, that looks like that thing from Feed Me Billy. Y'all remember Feed Me Billy?
What?
I'll accept it. Go! I'm going to have let you get away with this. Dude, every game I play, if I'm in a vent the vent falls. If I'm on a bridge the bridge falls.
If I'm on rock the rock collapses.
Why?
Jesus! Is that just a me problem? Blake, relax.
Oh it's dark... oh my goodness it's dark!
Yo, shield! I'm scared too! No! Oh, shit.
Wait, chat! This is the locker from the beginning of the game, huh? I'm sorry. so And we just got cursed, chat. GG.
Yo can you stop laughing like that? That's creepy, relax.
You breathe a little too...
Yeah, we are cooked!
Yo chat where I'm supposed to go?
What did this guy just say?
Remove my subs so I can have ads? I'm scared.
Bro, dude that's actually crazy!
Are you serious? You can't be that scared.
Blake!
Yo!
Yo!
Oh, God.
Yes!
Oh, man.
Oh, man. oh man Yeah, Jack. Something tells me we should not walk that way.
Would you agree?
I guess we're walking that way.
Please, please don't grab me.
I'm begging you, please don't grab me. I'm begging you, please!
You beast! You're so weak, Blake! I thought that was a ton of...
I thought the blood stain on the wall was a tunnel. Float in the flooded city. No, I...
Leave me alone!
Scum shall be in the barge!
Strucken bone! I'll be in the back. St-st-stop!
Stop chasing me, I'm stressed!
I know where to go now Chad.
Run Blake Blake! Run! Oh no.
Go, go Blake!
Go Blake! There he is! Go Blake! They are on my buns right now! I'm not going to let you get away with this. You're a fucking idiot!
Yeah, GG chat, I'm surrounded.
You better go right here.
Case why are you slow? Because it's Blake not me!
I'm faster than Blake.
Go Blake, go Blake, go Blake! Go Blake! Go Blake! Run to that house, run to that house!
He just helped me- CLOSE THE DOOR!!!
Okay we're safe.
Yeah, we're safe, Rock.
Don't... don't be in the fire.
We ain't safe.
Consume the flesh!
That's Voss and Whale...
Chat, we ain't safe.
...and the bones been burned.
Scum.
Okay.
Are you kidding me?
You're kidding me!
You're kidding!
Okay. I'm sorry. I was so close to getting out, Chad. I was so close to getting out, Chad!
I was so close! Oh! I'm not going to let you get away with this.
What's the point of staying here? You're a fucking idiot! No, no please no! If I had a machete, I would 1v20 all these guys.
How do I get out of here?
Oh! how do i get out of here so so so just give me one second, thank you.
Blake! Squeeze through!!!
Are you...
What are you doing, Blake?!
Am I pushing that the wrong way, Chad?
Chad am i pushing that the wrong way
chat we got it this time watch you got faith in me watch Hey. Yo, Blake!
Yo, Blake!
You are a useless disgusting loser.
You're in the flesh.
I'll see what I...
I'm ready to blow this bitch up.
Look! I'm gonna get my own stick burn. Sir, quit!
There.
Oh my god, I'm him! No way I just juked that dude that bad.
Heal up right now. Chat, W play, right?
Ma'am?
No, that's not Lynn I don't think.
Like even if we find
Lynn at this point like how are we expecting... What is this?
Ah shit! It's a giant hole in the ground. What do you mean what is this?
What'd you think it was Blake? Like I hate you! They'll blame TAT.
Somebody's chasing me GG, TAT!
We finally made it out... Did we finally make it out?
Please get me to a somewhat safe place, I'm panicking.
He's in the house!
But I'm not, though.
But-but I'm not in the house. You're just saying that you're a liar. Stop snitching!
Jump! Help. I'm not going to let you get away with this!
I'll be running in a while, if you're coming out here.
SLIDE!!!
Blaine, you better run!
Oh, something! Battery about to die too. I'm gonna kill you!
Battery about to die too, chat. We-
They really want your boy dead, chat like BASTARD!
Push. I guess i'm just stuck in a corner getting hit repeatedly like what?
Shut up he's in the house blazing up against it jump i can't make that incoming pitchfork That's crazy. So we run and jump chat no way he could first wait wow be somewhere close so safety
chat did we make it to safety
i keep calling him Ethan, chaps.
We call them Ethan or Blake even though his name is actually
Blake.
... Well, can you boy get a family or something?
Can I get to a designated safe somewhere?
You alright man, hope you're having a good night. All right, Pete. R.I.P.
R.I.P., chat.
What the fuck?
Am I losing it? Yeah, Blake you been losing it!
And I've been losing it too, Chad.
This is a good shot to save.
I am so stressed out
I'm about to go eat some food
and go to sleep.
Chad, type one if you've been stressed for the past hour and a half like bro
dude see this why i've been putting this game off for so long. Because I'm stressed!
Chat, fun game though. No lie.
Did I save? I hit Save and Exit right?
I did hit Save and Exit. an exit right
i did hit save and exit correct yes all right that chat w stream chat i love y'all, man. We played some
Subnautica brand new Outlast
2 brand new chat. Great
stream, bro. I love y'all, man. For real, bro.
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again
tonight. Pre-star to get the subs, donos, bits, follows
and of course our pre-sold out for this hanging out.
Hey, you have a good rest of y'all's night
and have a good day tomorrow.
See y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen.
I love ya man alright?
Peace out yo.