🟨ELDEN RING DLC FINALLY🟨

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06-23-2024 · 3h 57m

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[00:00:00] Yo! What's good, Wee? What's good, Rob? What's good, Zach? What's good, chat? What's good, chat?

[00:00:15] What's good, Glocks?

[00:00:19] I'm back, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:00:20] How we doing, baby?

[00:00:28] Yo, dad with the 22 months W, Dad, yo blimp owl appreciate you under Dr Pepper Appreciate it chat we back baby how we doing dude

[00:00:33] Yo Keegs one surface. BD

[00:00:36] appreciate it.

[00:00:38] Chat. How's everybody's

[00:00:40] day going on a scale of 1 to 10 man? Let me

[00:00:42] hear it huh?

[00:00:44] Gray hoodie yep gray hoodie yup. Gray hoodie baby!

[00:00:47] Gray hoodie dude!

[00:00:51] What did you just say?

[00:00:55] Play Dragon Ball sparkling hero. Elden Lord is here okay I'm about to cut the stream off in 30 seconds. Elden Ward?

[00:01:12] Case, are you playing Elden Ring? Why would I subject myself

[00:01:14] to that misery again?

[00:01:18] Why would I dare do that?

[00:01:21] Yo, Jinxy Buttswit

[00:01:23] Thunderjaw Pretty Toasty

[00:01:25] Kaiju Appreciate It

[00:01:27] Chad Y'all miss me man? Be honest Kaiju, appreciate it.

[00:01:30] Chad, y'all miss me man?

[00:01:31] Be honest.

[00:01:33] Yo Undertaker with the 10 get to W Undertaker

[00:01:35] with the 10

[00:01:35] get to appreciate you

[00:01:36] Undertaker.

[00:01:38] Spooky Jack appreciateaker. Spooky Jack, appreciate it.

[00:01:41] Speaking of Elvin Ring Chat, y'all know how we quit on Radon at the end?

[00:01:47] Y'all remember that?

[00:01:48] We quit on the final boss. And it was like, it was bad. So chat like off stream I fought him again.

[00:01:59] I got him to

[00:02:00] second

[00:02:01] phase.

[00:02:04] His

[00:02:05] second

[00:02:05] phase

[00:02:06] might be

[00:02:07] the most

[00:02:08] absurd,

[00:02:09] disgusting

[00:02:09] thing I've

[00:02:10] ever seen

[00:02:11] in my life.

[00:02:12] I got him to second phase and it was

[00:02:16] the craziest thing I have ever seen.

[00:02:20] I, I got off.

[00:02:25] I said, you know what man?

[00:02:27] The death counter's on the screen still.

[00:02:29] Oh.

[00:02:31] Yeah let's hide that real quick.

[00:02:34] But yeah, chat, I fought him off stream, got him to second phase

[00:02:37] and when he gets into second phase... Here's essentially what happens

[00:02:41] When he gets into second phase,

[00:02:44] when he...

[00:02:46] Man, whatever, bro.

[00:02:50] When he gets

[00:02:52] into second phase...

[00:02:56] No, chat. Like seriously

[00:02:57] listen it's indescribable what happens

[00:02:59] I thought Mesmir

[00:03:01] second phase was bad

[00:03:02] Oh buddy you ain't seen nothing yet.

[00:03:06] We're done second

[00:03:07] phase at the end?

[00:03:10] Worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

[00:03:13] And I said, you know what? That does it.

[00:03:15] I'm going on Steam and I'm leaving a thumbs down review

[00:03:18] on the game.

[00:03:20] I was that mad, bro.

[00:03:22] I was that mad.

[00:03:24] Y'all remember when that one uh what was it hero gamer gave

[00:03:28] it a three out of five because it was too hard chat type one if you remember

[00:03:32] seeing that they gave the game a three out of five

[00:03:35] because it was too difficult did y'all see that review?

[00:03:38] And everybody was

[00:03:39] clowning them like, oh man, Souls games

[00:03:41] are supposed to be hard

[00:03:43] imagine giving it a 3 out of 5 because

[00:03:45] it's too difficult. Guess what? I completely

[00:03:48] agree with the 3 out of 5

[00:03:50] because it's too difficult. Do you understand

[00:03:52] what I'm saying?

[00:03:54] I completely agree

[00:03:56] wholeheartedly, 100% agree because chat listen when we was fighting Mesmir a couple days back if i wasn't streaming I would have gave up on 30 deaths.

[00:04:11] The only

[00:04:11] reason I kept going is because we were

[00:04:13] streaming.

[00:04:16] You think me

[00:04:17] hammer fisting my table is bad?

[00:04:19] You should see me off stream playing those games.

[00:04:25] Like seriously, it's bad!

[00:04:30] And you know what the crazy part of that is? It's bad. You know?

[00:04:37] And you know what the crazy part is? I think Mesmir isn't as good as Radonski

[00:04:45] Yo lures with the 25 gifted chat, give me some Ws for lures with the 25 gifted chat give me some W's for doors with a 25 get did w lures but that's 25 gifted chat appreciate that Lourdes appreciate you

[00:04:50] man but yeah I reacted to your video yeah i saw

[00:04:56] that you come up the warning video that I gave them like morning and what was

[00:04:59] coming out

[00:05:00] yes all that, I saw that.

[00:05:04] Yeah, I saw that.

[00:05:07] You could just see the moment of realization on his face when he heard me

[00:05:09] saying it dude.

[00:05:12] You know

[00:05:12] W streamed yesterday

[00:05:15] He was in the stream yesterday

[00:05:16] Chat type one if he was

[00:05:20] In the secret stream yesterday

[00:05:21] The thong only cooking stream in the secret stream yesterday.

[00:05:24] The thong only cooking stream.

[00:05:30] Yo, Silnic with the five gift appreciates you, Silnic!

[00:05:46] Bro, Nick bro what did this dude just say Kai beat me smear yeah I actually watched him beat it. I'm literally so happy for him.

[00:05:49] Like, I would not wish that fate of fighting that guy

[00:05:52] for three hours on my worst enemy and when he beat him

[00:05:54] I was actually so happy for him. I'm like dude... fighting that guy for three hours on my worst enemy and when he beat him i was

[00:05:55] actually so happy for him i'm like dude the weight that is off this guy's

[00:05:59] shoulders right now has to be immense

[00:06:04] like literally it took him three hours?

[00:06:07] Dude, honestly it taking

[00:06:09] him 3 hours on that fight is

[00:06:11] impressive more than anything

[00:06:13] because honestly I thought it could have taken

[00:06:15] 20 hours easily.

[00:06:19] Him beating that fight in three hours is actually impressive because there's a lot of people who can't beat that dude

[00:06:22] in three-plus hours, literally.

[00:06:25] There is a lot of people who would not be able to beat that fight in three plus hours

[00:06:31] 100 percent literally yo mad with the 10 gifted sub chat give Give me some Ws for Mad with the 10 gifted and Cardboard

[00:06:41] with the 25 gifted.

[00:06:43] Give me some Ws for Cardboard with the 25 gifted subs.

[00:06:47] Oh my goodness

[00:06:49] Billy with the 5 V town with that's in chat W gifters, man

[00:06:55] Chat w giftors dude

[00:07:00] But yeah.

[00:07:03] Yeah.

[00:07:05] But yeah, Chad, I thought I'd let you know.

[00:07:06] Yo, case those insulin needles with the five gifted.

[00:07:08] But yeah, Chad, I thought I'd let y'all know that

[00:07:10] uh, I did try to fight Radon again

[00:07:11] off stream and I'm a chat listen bro

[00:07:17] type one if you're listening. You better be listening.

[00:07:21] Look,

[00:07:23] your boy

[00:07:25] has played and beaten

[00:07:27] every Dark Souls game

[00:07:29] since Demon's Souls.

[00:07:34] Okay, Dark Souls 1,

[00:07:36] Dark Souls 2, Bloodborne, Demon's Souls I played them and beat them all

[00:07:37] but I'm going to keep it a stack with you

[00:07:40] um I will probably never beat the final boss of Shadow of

[00:07:47] the Erdry. I'll probably never beat it if I want to see what happens after the

[00:07:51] boss I'll probably watch a YouTube cutscene.

[00:07:59] What did this do?

[00:08:03] Coolpug1!

[00:08:05] 220 deaths is insane. I would have had less than a quarter of that armor.

[00:08:12] What is that message that just got pinned?

[00:08:15] What?

[00:08:19] Yo, Ash with the five.

[00:08:21] Dude, that's the worst

[00:08:23] part about the Souls community is all of these losers who go in comment sections saying, oh man, that boss was actually so easy. I wish he would have been more difficult. I got him in three deaths. You're a liar!

[00:08:38] Everybody who thinks they're good at

[00:08:40] Souls game and leaves comments like that

[00:08:42] only say that because

[00:08:44] nobody's watching them play.

[00:08:48] I dare you to boot up a stream and start playing and live up to what you said in that comment section because half of these people in the

[00:08:53] souls community that type these comments, you are not good.

[00:08:57] You probably went in there with a Mimic Tear and

[00:08:59] Moonveil Greatsword and like

[00:09:01] a staff and beat them in five

[00:09:03] attempts from halfway across the map

[00:09:05] because I promise you ain't good if you're that

[00:09:08] good you should become a speed runner like gino machina or something

[00:09:13] yo fat boy with the five appreciate you like buddy you ain't Gino Machina.

[00:09:24] Golly, it's bad, bro.

[00:09:26] I would see a TikTok of me killing Mesmar in 80 tries.

[00:09:30] Some loser named, like,

[00:09:31] CoolPug1, for example.

[00:09:33] Well, actually,

[00:09:34] I went in there with just

[00:09:35] a dagger

[00:09:36] with no armor on.

[00:09:38] He was pretty easy, man. His second phase was underwhelming you're a liar

[00:09:41] don't George what the five appreciate you you're just straight up a liar because if

[00:09:49] he was that good,

[00:09:50] you would be a

[00:09:51] speed runner or

[00:09:51] something.

[00:09:52] You'd be a

[00:09:53] speed runner.

[00:09:53] You'd be a no

[00:09:54] hit runner.

[00:09:55] You'd be a

[00:09:55] no death

[00:09:56] runner or

[00:09:56] something but

[00:09:57] you're not

[00:09:57] because you're

[00:09:58] not that

[00:09:58] good because

[00:09:59] I promise

[00:10:00] you if there's one way

[00:10:02] into becoming a content creator, it's being extremely good at Souls games

[00:10:05] because theirs community don't just quit after the game first comes out. They keep

[00:10:09] watching people for years after the game drops

[00:10:12] to watch them do speed runs and stuff.

[00:10:14] So why don't you start being one bro if you're that good?

[00:10:19] Dang bro!

[00:10:21] Yo Duff with the five gifted. Eric with the five gifted. Stop coping? What am I...what you mean what am I coping? I'm not coping for anything.

[00:10:33] What am I coping on?

[00:10:39] Oh yeah,

[00:10:39] chat, by the way, look what came out.

[00:10:42] Chat, look what came out, bro. Chat, look what came out chat look what came

[00:10:43] out bro

[00:10:44] yeah look what came out drug dealer

[00:10:47] simulator 2k now we give that a spin

[00:10:49] tonight bro

[00:10:50] I feel like we are, right?

[00:10:56] Chad, are we giving that a spin?

[00:10:58] I hope it's good, bro.

[00:11:00] Also, do you think we'll get banned at the Forest?

[00:11:01] Chad, do we continue

[00:11:02] to force play through as well?

[00:11:03] I feel like we should.

[00:11:09] After you beat Radon...

[00:11:19] Hey buddy, did you miss the past five minutes of stream? Hey.

[00:11:22] Did you miss the past five minutes of stream?

[00:11:29] Radon ain't getting beat.

[00:11:31] Hey, buddy.

[00:11:34] I made it to the final boss of the Elden Ring DLC in 12 hours.

[00:11:38] Radon ain't gotta die.

[00:11:39] And you know what? I'm gonna say this

[00:11:41] as ridiculous

[00:11:43] as this may sound

[00:11:44] yeah, this is my official statement on Radon.

[00:11:48] I respect Radon too much as a character

[00:11:52] to kill him. That's the reason I'm leaving him alive at the end of the game

[00:11:56] I respect him too much as a character to

[00:12:00] kill him at the end of the game, so he's just going to stay alive for me.

[00:12:04] Literally! He's such a cool character i don't want

[00:12:07] to kill him.

[00:12:08] Therefore,

[00:12:12] he's just going to stay alive.

[00:12:14] Now if I wanted to, could I jump in there and go ahead and kill him real quick?

[00:12:16] You know what I mean? Yeah.

[00:12:17] But out of respect for him I'm gonna just leave my life you know why

[00:12:24] would i want to kill them he's cool his war is cool

[00:12:28] he's just a cool guy

[00:12:32] right chat you're scared i'm not scared kill him bro why Kill him? Bro, why?!

[00:12:42] I don't wanna kill him! He's cool.

[00:12:47] Bro...

[00:12:50] Explore the Elden Ring map?

[00:12:51] Yeah, I'm not doing that on stream though.

[00:12:53] Like who really wants to sit here and watch me ride around

[00:12:55] on a horse for three hours

[00:12:57] and walk through caves?

[00:12:58] You know what I mean?

[00:12:59] Yo, soundboard with the five gith appreciate you.

[00:13:03] Peace out. Yo, soundboard with the five gift appreciate you.

[00:13:06] Yeah chat that's the uh...

[00:13:11] That's the real reason I'm not killing Radon is not because he's difficult

[00:13:13] It's just because I respect him too much.

[00:13:16] I can tell you've

[00:13:17] been mewing?

[00:13:20] Chat, what does mewing

[00:13:21] mean? What does that mean?

[00:13:31] Oh, Chat, what does mewing mean? What does that mean? Is that where you do a suction cup with your tongue to the top of your mouth

[00:13:41] what does that even do

[00:13:52] it means you have a jawline buddy I am 19 years old I'm a grown man what do i look like caring about a jawline when i got a full beard

[00:13:57] the quicker you stop caring about what you look like outside of fitness health

[00:14:02] the more happy you will be buddy

[00:14:04] anybody concerned about a jaw. Ain't nobody concerned about a jawline.

[00:14:07] Ain't nobody concerned about how tall

[00:14:09] you are. Ain't nobody

[00:14:11] concerned about whatever, bro.

[00:14:13] The quicker you give up

[00:14:15] on doing min-maxing your build to make yourself look better

[00:14:19] and you stop care what people think buddy you're gonna be way more happy

[00:14:23] literally you don't need no jawline you'll be no six pack

[00:14:30] you only know you only know whatever cake is a nobody perfect okay besides weon, he's pretty perfect.

[00:14:39] That's why I'm not going to kill him.

[00:14:43] Yo Big Papa with the five gifts appreciate you.

[00:14:45] But yeah...

[00:14:52] Get to it get to what what do you mean get to it get to what buddy we always chill for a few minutes

[00:14:55] of the starter stream what you need get to

[00:14:57] get to what what are we getting to?

[00:15:03] Kill the boss, bro.

[00:15:16] Okay. See, I was afraid this was gonna happen when I started upstream.

[00:15:21] Part of me wanted to kill him off stream just so I could start up stream and show y'all that I killed him.

[00:15:27] But, yo Warcat with the five, appreciate you.

[00:15:45] Here's the thing chat, if I do try to kill this ain't going to be a whole stream thing. We're gonna try try for like 30 minutes?

[00:15:50] Dude, I don't want to man.

[00:15:54] Golly bro.

[00:15:57] See,

[00:15:57] I knew this was going

[00:15:58] to happen when

[00:15:58] I started upstream

[00:15:59] and

[00:15:59] I'm giving it

[00:16:02] 30 minutes tops.

[00:16:04] 30 minute stops at the one hour mark

[00:16:08] of stream, we're moving on.

[00:16:12] I should have killed him off stream.

[00:16:15] Chad,

[00:16:16] I should have started up stream and be sitting in the empty boss arena that

[00:16:20] he was in so nobody could have even said anything.

[00:16:23] Chat 30 minutes tops and I'm not fighting this dude ever again.

[00:16:27] Do you understand?

[00:16:31] 30 minutes...

[00:16:32] Why did this dude just put May 9th, 1998 in the chat like that's supposed to be

[00:16:37] something okay that's when I was born so what you think you just leaked

[00:16:43] something hey you putting that here like you put my IP or anything leaked something?

[00:16:47] You putting that in here like you put my IP

[00:16:48] in the chat or something.

[00:16:49] Like,

[00:16:50] you just leaked

[00:16:50] my exact precise location.

[00:16:53] Buddy,

[00:16:54] what?

[00:16:54] Okay.

[00:16:56] Chat, 30 minutes.

[00:16:58] This is it. That's all I'm giving. It's 30.

[00:16:59] Okay.

[00:17:01] Final boss

[00:17:02] Elden Ring DLC. I'm giving it

[00:17:05] 30 minutes bro. This is like we're playing multiverses or something, okay?

[00:17:08] It's gonna be like one of them little sets.

[00:17:15] Yo!

[00:17:25] Who was that? I don't know. so..

[00:17:57] . Chad! Chad, look at this.

[00:18:03] Yo!

[00:18:07] Chad, look at this.

[00:18:15] Yo! This ain't even Kitty, Jack.

[00:18:19] It's somebody else! Look at him!

[00:18:26] Y'all! Oh, my bad.

[00:18:29] Are you good, gentlemen?

[00:18:32] Mittens? That's the most basic name I've ever seen in my life.

[00:18:36] Cool cat though.

[00:18:38] Chat, W Cat man!

[00:18:41] Look like kitty a little bit. so Alright.

[00:19:05] Chat, let's log in and come home man.

[00:19:09] Yo, W new cat up here to chat?

[00:19:13] Hey! chat hey

[00:19:18] chat w new cat appearance

[00:19:22] kitty still clears though be honest right

[00:19:27] she wanted me to guess this game or something's flavor that she made?

[00:19:31] Yup.

[00:19:34] Oh, man look at that chat. Chat kiddies feel clear though be honest

[00:19:43] all right bro like I said 30 minutes Chat, like I said, 30 minutes tops.

[00:19:49] Listen,

[00:19:50] like I said,

[00:19:52] I played him some off stream.

[00:19:54] I got him to second phase once.

[00:19:56] It was the worst thing I've ever seen.

[00:19:57] Okay? So...

[00:20:01] Jay, you ready to think I can?

[00:20:03] Well let me guess this real quick.

[00:20:06] Show Kitty

[00:20:07] I don't know where she at.

[00:20:09] Okay. Show kitty. I don't know where she at.

[00:20:17] Ooh, that's good! It's like lean flavor, I think. Is it lean? That is actual flavor. Yo Jamie with the five, appreciate you.

[00:20:25] Prediction on every ten deaths? Buddy, I'll be rage quit when I hit 10 deaths.

[00:20:32] Just go every one death honestly.

[00:20:36] Alright let's go!

[00:20:40] See chat? This is why bro. This is why.

[00:20:40] I shouldn't even stream today because I knew y'all was going to sit here and want me to do this.

[00:20:49] All right.

[00:20:57] Why?

[00:21:41] Why? why so so so

[00:22:51] what am I doing? Nasty one! Why am I here again? I I respect them too much. so Did you guess the flavor? Yeah, I guessed the lean flavor. This game sucks! What What am I at, chat?. Chairman 222. I'm not beating this by the way. I don't know, bro.

[00:23:46] Death counter ain't even working right now, bro.

[00:23:50] Oh man.

[00:23:51] Chad just keep tracking my death counters. oh man

[00:23:53] chad just keep tracking my desk bro death counter ain't working

[00:23:57] i don't even want it to work i don't even want to see what it is man

[00:24:02] sentiment 222 bro 10 22 bro

[00:24:05] broke up beat so hard to death counter bro

[00:24:08] bro shut up Yo, ban that guy!

[00:24:22] Look at that combo!

[00:24:29] That's the dumbest thing i've ever seen nobody that big should be able to do half any move in a row that's the stupidest thing i have ever seen there is no way you are that big doing that many attacks.

[00:24:49] Look who's talking, your name is Kevin with an O.

[00:24:51] Kevon, shut up buddy! Oh. so I don't respect you at all, Radon. You're actually a bum.

[00:25:22] You're the worst boss in history.

[00:25:43] Oh! so This is ridiculous. No, this is actually ridiculous.

[00:25:48] Chat on everything I love I got in the second phase

[00:25:50] of all stream.

[00:25:50] I promise you I did.

[00:25:54] Eat him?

[00:25:55] Buddy, if I could

[00:25:56] then I would.

[00:25:56] You see how big

[00:25:57] this dude is?

[00:25:57] I can't eat them so so Hey.

[00:26:36] Hey.

[00:26:38] I will never forgive you guys.

[00:26:43] I will never forgive you guys.

[00:26:44] I will never forgive you guys

[00:26:46] for talking me into coming back

[00:26:48] here, do you understand?

[00:27:44] I just killed him, I'm sorry. Who just said I can fix them? yeah That's the most delayed stupid thing I've ever seen.

[00:27:46] Why is that so delayed? somebody needs to explain to me

[00:27:50] why the attack is so delayed now this is not how we're starting to stream off Are you really that bad?

[00:28:07] To the guy that just said that, You have never even seen this staircase in your life.

[00:28:10] You've never even seen this fog wall. Do you understand?

[00:28:13] You have never even been to where I am.

[00:28:16] So don't you dare sit here and type are you that bad because you probably don't even own it so so I think this is the worst game I've ever played. so so so so so Yo, chat.

[00:30:01] You know what's crazy?

[00:30:32] After playing Shadow of the Erdtree, and I'm not joking when I say this, Elden Ring is my least favorite Souls game. It goes under Demon's Souls. No lie. I like every other souls game better than this one. I Got him the second phase

[00:30:35] Even if I give him a second thing right now now i'm gonna die instantly because he explodes everywhere I'm not sure if you can see it, but the so I understand why people turn to drinking, man. so oh so Do you understand?

[00:31:59] Chat, do you

[00:32:01] understand how crazy this is?

[00:32:10] ... Chat, do you understand how crazy this is? Somebody just typed wow I lived for 10 seconds new record so What am I doing?

[00:32:42] I had a good thing going.

[00:32:44] I had a good thing going.

[00:32:46] Wait, I actually had a good thing going wait i actually had a good thing going what was that did you see that i legitimately had a

[00:32:51] good thing

[00:32:54] if i wouldn't have got green and went for that second hit i actually probably could

[00:32:57] have staggered him you know what's crazy remember last time we fought

[00:33:00] him we said it was impossible to stagger him i literally staggered

[00:33:03] them all stream so you can stagger him i think it just takes five hits

[00:33:12] why would i lie about that Oh, it's like that?

[00:33:24] Oh wow!

[00:33:25] I can't believe

[00:33:25] my fully-automatic.

[00:33:29] Oh, there's so my fully fully dog

[00:33:36] oh the goblins run thanks for giving no notification that's what that move was gonna be appreciate you man No doubles for that time though.

[00:34:02] You know what I mean, chat?

[00:34:05] No double front that time but like you know half the time he'll do a double front.

[00:34:11] Sometimes he won't do a double front.

[00:34:14] But when he does do the double front, it's the same exact animation as the single front.

[00:34:19] Except you don't know when it's going to be there so we have to wait a second

[00:34:22] because he doesn't telegraph it. Telegraph it! I'm not, Redog?

[00:34:44] Redog, you need to respect yourself.

[00:34:52] Wow! I fully dodged it again. That's crazy!

[00:34:58] DOUBLE FRIED KAHOOT!

[00:35:02] And you're immediately backed up for another attack. Makes sense! Stagger! oh my I'm gonna instantly die by the way.

[00:35:39] Chad, I want you to know that I'm gonna instantly die. You're going to see what I saw.

[00:35:41] Watch!

[00:35:43] At least y'all get to see this cutscene.

[00:35:45] I'm gonna die chat you're going to

[00:35:47] witness the most insane second phase you've ever seen

[00:35:50] i'm serious hey a second phase the final boss I've long lost. You are returned.

[00:36:05] It's over, Jay. It's over. I can't lock it in.

[00:36:13] No! Yeah, it's over. I can't lock him in. It's time to go.

[00:36:14] Little girl gamer with the five!

[00:36:18] Oh, it's cranberry? Bet it's fire. Aspiring mode with the only weapon.

[00:36:21] If you have no sin, if you grieve for this world...

[00:36:27] Then yield the path forward to us.

[00:36:36] To I, Nicola...

[00:36:40] ...and my promised consort, Madonna.

[00:36:43] Praise your noble grief of the five.

[00:36:47] Goodnight, Ted!

[00:37:06] Ah! Good night, Sam. Excuse me? Yeah, that's what I said.

[00:37:12] So like even when I do get him to second phase...

[00:37:16] Look at this nerd walking. Bro you ain't gonna kill him just step back out.

[00:37:19] So even when i do get them the second phase like what is that

[00:37:31] ok so Oh my god!

[00:37:50] Chad, it's ridiculous.

[00:37:52] Chad, it's actually ridiculous.

[00:37:56] You know what? I'm just happy I got him to second phase.

[00:37:59] I am.

[00:38:01] I can die happy.

[00:38:05] Is the second sequence even possible? Oh, I'm sure it is.

[00:38:10] There's a third phase? What?!

[00:38:16] So you're not gonna corkscrew this time? I don't understand.

[00:38:21] Double front! so Oh, ridiculous. Ridiculous! It's actually ridiculous how many...

[00:38:40] It's ridiculous how many people he can say together that it's

[00:38:54] ridiculous

[00:38:57] You were cooking yeah, but, but there's never enough

[00:39:00] cooking. You know what I mean? I can feed half the world

[00:39:04] but it still won't be enough to kill this guy. so Okay, that.

[00:39:26] I just died now.

[00:39:28] Okay, that.

[00:39:29] Alright, that's cool. No, no, no, that's cool. that I bet that this room

[00:39:32] no you're not cool

[00:39:34] no no no stop appreciate that

[00:39:38] no that's us that's what's up man

[00:39:41] appreciate you That's us. That's what's up, man.

[00:39:42] Appreciate you.

[00:39:46] Has it been 30 minutes?

[00:40:33] Plus zero. Are you gonna corkscrew? so so I'm not even that mad right now. That's the worst part, it's like i'm not even that mad right now. That's the worst part, I was like, I'm not even that mad right now.

[00:40:40] I'm really not even that mad, you know?

[00:40:42] It really isn't a big deal. so so oh Oh my goodness, bro.

[00:41:43] Oh my

[00:41:44] goodness, man!

[00:41:47] Bro!

[00:41:49] Chad! Chad!

[00:41:52] Dude!

[00:41:56] Use a shield buddy, trust me I tried that off stream.

[00:42:00] When he hits you when you have your

[00:42:01] shield up he still takes half your health

[00:42:04] i got like 10 more tries in me if that

[00:42:09] oh okay Oh, okay.

[00:42:14] Okay that's cool!

[00:42:40] Dude has a ring on his elbow that is bigger than my whole body and you expect me to kill this guy. I'm getting beat so bad they're putting my stuff outside the arena now. That's sad! What are you doing bro? I'm gonna use my pot then. Oh as soon as i use my pot you come

[00:42:49] after me! Also, you stand there for 15 seconds doing nothing and as soon as i pull my pot out you jump at me all right More to have mercy. come on so so so It's GG, though, Chad. I don't know what to do here.

[00:44:15] What is he doing?

[00:44:25] Okay!

[00:44:26] Okay!

[00:44:31] Okay! I'm done!

[00:44:39] This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. This is actually the worst thing

[00:44:42] I have ever seen

[00:44:43] in my life!

[00:44:50] Two more attempts and we're we're, we're, we're, we're, yep.

[00:44:53] Two more attempts, Chad.

[00:44:59] Two more! This is one of the two.

[00:46:50] And I'm dead! so so so so so so so so Okay. Case, are you good? No I'm not good.

[00:46:59] No I'm not. Yo George with the 10 gift.

[00:46:59] Appreciate you.

[00:47:07] What about partners helping?

[00:47:08] No, when you have other people in the game with you,

[00:47:10] you literally do no damage to them we'll get him next time oh no we won't cuz here's the thing chat I'll

[00:47:19] never kill that guy.

[00:47:25] I'll never

[00:47:26] kill that guy,

[00:47:26] never will.

[00:47:28] Yo,

[00:47:28] mangled with the T,

[00:47:29] get the W mangled.

[00:47:33] It's wild, chat.

[00:47:35] Chat is wild. I'll never kill him. He will live forever.

[00:47:40] Chat, he will live forever i really do believe you could here's the thing

[00:47:47] the second phase i'm about to download a cheat engine

[00:47:51] i'm about to download a cheat engine.

[00:47:55] I'm actually going to download a cheat engine,

[00:47:55] I think.

[00:47:58] Yo,

[00:47:59] the crumb with the five gift

[00:48:00] appreciates you.

[00:48:06] Thank you. Kai did?

[00:48:08] Are you stupid?! he's not even there yet what do you mean he did But yeah, chat.

[00:48:31] Yo, FromSoft, y'all outdid

[00:48:32] yourself with that one.

[00:48:34] I thought Mesmir was...

[00:48:36] Yo, I thought

[00:48:37] Mesmir was bad.

[00:48:38] I didn't know anything until I ran into Prime Radon.

[00:48:43] I thought

[00:48:43] Mesmir was the worst boss

[00:48:45] ever until I ran into that guy.

[00:48:49] That guy right there, Cornbread with a five.

[00:48:53] You know what they should do instead of giving people a live sentence for like murder or something

[00:48:57] they should sit there and make them fight that guy for like three hours straight

[00:49:04] that's what they should do.

[00:49:12] That's what they should do, chat.

[00:49:15] Chat we playing horror games first by the way?

[00:49:20] I mean that technically was a horror game, but uh

[00:49:25] Man that was bad

[00:49:29] Hey Chad let me tell you buddy. Chad, let me tell ya I'm about to get naked up in here.

[00:49:33] Ugh!

[00:49:37] Now it's his turn the forest chat we're gonna play the forest tonight man appreciate it mom I'm still a gamer though, right?

[00:49:56] I'm still a gamer.

[00:49:57] We got to the final boss in the DLC in like 12 hours chat your boy's still a gamer right no

[00:50:06] i wonder what i wonder if kai thinks i'm a gamer or not

[00:50:22] did anybody beat the dlc yet yes wait queso beat it wait queso beat the dlc cap cap man that's see? Cat. Cat. Cat.

[00:50:23] Man, that's

[00:50:24] cat, bro.

[00:50:25] Yeah, what

[00:50:26] the...

[00:50:26] There's no way

[00:50:28] if he did, I

[00:50:29] would've been

[00:50:29] like, what

[00:50:29] the f***?

[00:50:31] Yeah, give

[00:50:32] that game out of here. Guys? Don't f***ing... Yeah, give that n**** gamer the ear.

[00:50:34] Guy thinks I'm a gamer? Why don't y'all think I'm a gamer?

[00:50:38] Hey! Queso! Take that mone-

[00:50:40] Bro, take th- yeah, f*** that.

[00:50:44] You fucking gamer., you actually game.

[00:50:46] I think something a gamer won't y'all think I'm a gamer.

[00:50:49] Actually games.

[00:50:51] Huh?

[00:50:55] Dude, I saw this too.

[00:50:56] Chad did y'all see this?

[00:51:00] Yo!

[00:51:01] Yo look at the look of despair on his face after he listens to my message, bro.

[00:51:12] Bro.

[00:51:37] Yo, Kai, did you ever see? bro I know you're probably not watching because you're going to spoil it, but Kai if you ever see this message when you walk into a boss fight arena and its a dude wearing a red hoodie and he has a snake on his back just know your about to be there for a couple hours.

[00:51:45] Bro, he knew bro! He knew bro! Well I tried to warn him Chad. I warned the man.

[00:51:52] Chad, I tried to warn him man.

[00:51:55] Man...

[00:51:59] Chad here's the thing though Chat here's the thing though

[00:52:01] Bro

[00:52:03] The final boss is worse than that

[00:52:05] Chat The final boss is worse than that guy

[00:52:11] i can't believe it so y'all vote yes for horror games first? Oh, you know what I want to do though?

[00:52:23] I haven't done it in a minute. I want to get warmed up real quick. Let me get warmed

[00:52:29] up real quick, Chair.

[00:52:33] Let your boy get warmed up real quick.

[00:52:35] Let's go!

[00:52:36] Battle Royale!

[00:52:37] Lock in!

[00:52:38] It has been a minute.

[00:52:39] Come on!

[00:52:41] Lock In Ski! Come On! It's been a minute. Come on. Loginski, come on!

[00:52:45] It's been a minute.

[00:52:49] My return to Battle Royaleale agar.io let me lock in i'm about to win my first game

[00:52:59] this is the best seat I've ever seen in my entire life oh my goodness this is the best seed I've ever seen in my entire life.

[00:53:02] Oh, my goodness!

[00:53:03] This is the best seed

[00:53:05] ever! Two viruses

[00:53:07] off rip?

[00:53:08] I won. I literally won.

[00:53:14] What I literally won. Wait,

[00:53:15] I'm winning it.

[00:53:15] I'm winning my first game back.

[00:53:17] Hold up!

[00:53:18] Let me cook,

[00:53:19] Chad!

[00:53:22] Okay,

[00:53:22] never mind.

[00:53:23] Kyle's big for no reason.

[00:53:27] Why is Kyle so

[00:53:28] big? That's a big old cookie, man.

[00:53:30] I don't even really like cookies like that though.

[00:53:35] And I know you want to say

[00:53:37] cap to that, but I'm actually

[00:53:38] like for real cookies ain't

[00:53:39] that ain't that good because

[00:53:41] 90% of the time you get a

[00:53:43] cookie it's not like as good as it could be.

[00:53:46] You know what I mean?

[00:53:49] Chet, you know what I'm saying though?

[00:54:11] Let me cook it. Kurt Cagle Bro, what?

[00:54:16] I've never seen that one. Kurt Cagle, oh my God!

[00:54:21] Kurt Cagle man, no shot!

[00:54:28] No!

[00:54:31] There ain't

[00:54:32] no way, man.

[00:54:51] Thank you, Kurt Canco. I think you lagged though. Appreciate that, Kurt Cankle. frying gosling shut up he didn't carry shut up

[00:54:55] don't you dare no i did not pay you

[00:54:57] know I did not pay you. No.

[00:55:02] I did not pay that guy on everything

[00:55:04] I love, I didn't chat.

[00:55:06] I did not pay

[00:55:08] that dude.

[00:55:11] Why would I?

[00:55:13] The death counter's still on the screen?

[00:55:15] Oh, is it really?

[00:55:15] That's great.

[00:55:17] It's gone now, buddy.

[00:55:21] Hey, it's gone now buddy

[00:55:27] hey it's gone that dude is huge

[00:55:31] okay if i didn't get at least one of those.

[00:55:35] Come on, man. I'm winning this.

[00:55:38] Chat, I'm winning this bro. Come on, man.

[00:55:43] Let me cook, Chad.

[00:55:49] Chad, just let me cook for a minute, man.

[00:55:55] ... minute, man. No.

[00:55:56] I'm good.

[00:55:58] Why are y'all typing one?

[00:56:00] Oh.

[00:56:05] Dude! Oh. Dude, what is this name?

[00:56:07] Like come on man!

[00:56:16] Gotta eat you sorry sorry buddy gotta eat you

[00:56:20] you gotta pass away right there that's the

[00:56:23] fact of life okay I'm pretty sizable right now i think we win these

[00:56:34] chat look i'm not gonna lie Chat, look.

[00:56:35] I'm not going to lie.

[00:56:38] I don't see anybody being bigger than us right now.

[00:56:41] You know what I mean? In the game of course stop typing of

[00:56:50] course imagine I win my first battle

[00:56:54] royale back on a guard how beautiful how much of a beautiful moment would

[00:56:58] that be is We'll be right back. Bro's so big he froze the game.

[00:57:37] Refund him.

[00:57:40] Refund him. Refund

[00:57:40] them because on everything I love,

[00:57:42] I was going to win that.

[00:57:45] Bobber Bros.

[00:57:46] It's just a prank. Lock in

[00:57:48] Jack. This game looked good.

[00:58:15] Oh Lock in chat. lock in chat which one we going one two or three three chat y'all don't even know what language that is okay what languages at their

[00:58:26] chat oh y'all want to go through read what language is out right there it's ukraine that's okay what's the second one is russian the third one is ukraine

[00:58:50] don't they both speak the same language

[00:58:56] Chad I think y'all might be tripping here

[00:59:03] does it Ukraine and, don't they have the same language? No?

[00:59:22] No? You're canceled?

[00:59:31] I'm cancel- man, shut up! What? Lock you in, chap. It's not racist if it was him being serious?

[01:00:02] Yeah, I don't know.

[01:00:03] I thought they spoke the same language.

[01:00:11] Did he beat it and I missed it. Yeah, I beat Radon earlier.

[01:00:42] Press any key. I bet. We're in a bedroom.

[01:00:49] Uh...

[01:00:58] Good morning! Eat up! Uhhh... She slid my food under the door?!

[01:01:08] What? Did she slide me a bowl of noodles under the door? Hey. Hey, chat.

[01:01:13] I can't complain.

[01:01:17] Oh it's Fruit Loops.

[01:01:34] Oh, hey. No, it's Froot Loops. Okay! Okay.

[01:01:38] I bet. Change clothes?

[01:01:48] I'm not sure what's going on but uh we're gonna find out chat grab your back sack got it

[01:01:53] no even a whole bowl of fruit moves. We could be eating those!

[01:02:10] Who Who is this?

[01:02:15] Yo, what's up?

[01:02:16] Not much.

[01:02:20] Okay I bet.

[01:02:24] Okay so we'll go to school.

[01:02:28] Agatha!

[01:02:42] Nifika! We're playing a still-up chat.

[01:02:49] Bro, turn that off! Turn that

[01:02:50] off!

[01:02:55] What are you listening to, buddy?

[01:03:11] ... listening to you buddy Wait, let it go? playing on a different screen. Come on!

[01:03:34] Yo, hurry up. This where we go to school?

[01:03:40] Yeah cut that off before we go in here man.

[01:03:46] What is this?

[01:03:51] Put this on Gustav's chair chair it's a whoopee

[01:03:54] cushion bro this is the most 1937 break ever but okay he ain't gonna see that

[01:04:03] when he sits down.

[01:04:12] Whoa!

[01:04:14] You're losing weight. Oh Bros and Berets Oh no.

[01:04:27] Rosenberry! Over here?

[01:04:33] That was a big noise. I don't want to hear it.

[01:04:36] Today, I invited her and will tell your father everything.

[01:04:39] Let him cut them up. And not me.

[01:04:43] Quiet!

[01:04:45] Continue. more checking or I know that the Briella drobny of that

[01:04:50] Jerusalem Ivanov off day Gusta's claim oh Philip Melnik you all that you know Here.

[01:04:57] Here!

[01:04:59] Here!

[01:05:02] Old teacher, can you say old teacher?

[01:05:04] Here. Pfff... setu toedobro.

[01:05:16] What? No, that's for the prank!

[01:05:20] Throw in your soda and offer it to Agatha.

[01:05:28] Do you want some soda? No Here you go, Agatha.

[01:05:30] Oh!

[01:05:33] Philip...

[01:05:36] Are you here for lunch?

[01:05:38] That means Johan. I'm not satisfied with this idiot right now. No. And how? You can help me get out of this situation.

[01:05:51] How?

[01:05:53] If my father calls you, can you tell him to come here?

[01:05:57] Sure I'll help you!

[01:05:59] Thank you very much.

[01:06:00] Okay give me your gas can.

[01:06:06] Oh fuck!

[01:06:13] What is this game?

[01:06:16] I'll be back soon. Wait for me, okay?

[01:06:21] Wait for me Here's how you get old I'm going to sleep. You need to get home.

[01:06:38] Remember, if my father calls, Johan will have it all and I'll be in trouble!

[01:06:41] Thank you, Philip.

[01:06:43] Bye! What's that mean?

[01:06:49] Hey...

[01:06:51] It hasn't been half a year.

[01:06:53] Liar. We're waiting for Agatha. It's been six months. Shut up!

[01:06:55] Waiting for Agatha?

[01:06:56] No, she ran home.

[01:06:58] Okay, let's go.

[01:07:04] Aren't you going to ask her? Why should I be here at this hour? Wait, what are we doing?

[01:07:14] I don't know what's going on.

[01:07:17] They're speaking Italian? Wait, are they really?

[01:07:23] What kind of backpack is that? That little key looks expensive! Okay... What's your father?

[01:07:35] What is it? He doesn't say anything about me. Why? okay

[01:08:02] chat i don't know what they're speaking! say net revocity sir on a silla give China friends not walking a little too slow can you catch up Philip katobe yes the drogy yeah illy agatha who matters more to you? Me or Agatha?

[01:08:16] What's happening?

[01:08:19] Poo-bear! What?! What's happening? Bober!

[01:08:20] What?!

[01:08:22] Bober, curva!

[01:08:24] What?!

[01:08:25] Bober, ya perdone.

[01:08:34] That wasn't a beaver, that was what's it called? Chad, one of those called a capybara.

[01:08:37] They said that was a beaver!

[01:09:04] Chat, that was not no beaver buddy We live out here, I can't remember. Where we live at?

[01:09:15] ... hahahahah Where did bro just go chat?

[01:09:21] I'm working, bye Bye Oh! See ya.

[01:09:26] Is this my house?

[01:09:30] I think this is our house, right?

[01:09:38] I don't know what you're talking about. I think this is our house, right?

[01:09:59] We going to sleep? What we doing? Okay, thank you. Thank you for the fruit loops again! Wait, didn't this just happen? Min! You really did not have enough of that, Gany.

[01:10:09] Sorry, grandson.

[01:10:11] What's your name again?

[01:10:14] Yosan.

[01:10:16] Last time you didn't have enough of that girl. Your turn.

[01:10:23] NOOOOOO! Oh Well, there goes the Tic-Tac.

[01:10:31] I see you, Tick-Tock!

[01:11:01] What is this dude doing Agatha Selgati. So we didn't do what we were supposed to do.

[01:11:25] We were supposed to lie Call the police or something!

[01:11:47] What do you got to call the police or- What is going on man? I don't want no more...

[01:11:55] I don't want no more, uh...

[01:11:59] fruit loops.

[01:12:02] Can I get something else?

[01:12:07] Man, let me get something else.

[01:12:08] I'm tired of the fruit room!

[01:12:10] Bro who is calling me now?!

[01:12:17] Brother, you're late. who's calling me now

[01:12:26] uh-oh what don't happen that come on Oh.

[01:12:44] Bro, that ain't nothing! Somebody blew a rock? It was... Fuck yeah! That guy was yelling at us.

[01:12:47] Matty already told us about it.

[01:12:50] He said that it's not useful.

[01:12:52] Do you know who he is?

[01:12:54] Who?

[01:12:56] Agatha's father. Philip, will you give him my name? oh oh

[01:12:57] oh

[01:12:59] oh

[01:13:01] oh

[01:13:03] oh

[01:13:05] oh oh That's Agatha? I told you yesterday. He called me and I told him that Agatha has gone mad.

[01:13:17] This got dark real quick. I'm not afraid of you.

[01:13:38] Yesterday, I caught a deer. foreign I'm gonna play with her until I can't hurt her anymore.

[01:13:51] Was there a storm again?

[01:13:54] No, it smells pretty sweet.

[01:13:58] That's what you get for that.

[01:14:00] Did they turn off the water again?

[01:14:02] No, it's my personal aura that should be dimmed yours!

[01:14:09] RAPTAJT! You're a coward!

[01:14:25] Look, Zheiroslav left his juice on the floor. Give me that!

[01:14:29] Ugh!

[01:14:35] Never mind, it's tomato.

[01:14:43] Oh Jack that haircut is crazy. Justas said he doesn't like tomato juice.

[01:14:47] He just spits it out and you finally drink the delicious juice.

[01:14:50] Sounds like a plan!

[01:14:55] Switch to juice? I'm going to take the orange juice, they're going to take

[01:14:57] the tomato juice! W-swap!

[01:15:03] How are you saying that? Why didn't say nothing?

[01:15:23] Yo, y'all are some bullies man!

[01:15:35] Yeah they're some bullies dude. Yeah, I can teach you.

[01:15:43] Let's continue with the last one.

[01:15:46] This is... Philip Melnik. This is... Okay. Gustav Klein? Over there.

[01:15:47] Filip Mejlnik?

[01:15:48] Over there.

[01:15:50] Johan Nowak?

[01:15:51] Over there.

[01:15:53] Olga Shevchenka?

[01:15:54] Over there.

[01:15:56] Everything's fine here?

[01:16:09] Wait, I wrote on the board that we were going to... 30? Psst.

[01:16:11] What?

[01:16:15] Why do you want to hit people with a paper ball?!

[01:16:40] ... a hippie with a paper ball I'm sorry. How the fuck did you get here? I've been through your stupid shit, Zarte.

[01:16:44] Because of what she believed in...

[01:16:46] That there's a drop of rotten good in you!

[01:16:49] Every day I'm waiting for such shitty and better things to happen... And disappointment. is What? oh what She quit!

[01:17:34] Bro, you always talk about a prank, man!

[01:17:44] Hello Agatha. Did you watch the cartoon on TV yesterday? No. The TV is only for my father. Yeah, bro always talk about a plank man! um The lesson will soon begin. Time to sit down on your own two feet.

[01:18:16] Was it fun? Oh, what's wrong with this kid agatha Nah bro, Johan is weird!

[01:19:04] Bro is a weirdo!

[01:19:12] Oh nah!

[01:19:42] That means you had to kill that rat, chat! foreign We're going to play. You can starve your brain for a pig and all the rest...

[01:19:48] Are we gonna go play hide-and-seek or something?

[01:19:51] Yeah.

[01:19:53] Okay, fuck! You have Seeker's on? Bobr, kurwa!

[01:19:57] Johan. Kurwa.

[01:20:15] This door is weird, man! I know you're not familiar with this. Dear Agatha, I'm in the middle of something bad. It was because of Shale...

[01:20:17] And also because your father broke my window with a stone!

[01:20:23] Yes, we are leaving as soon as they light me up. Oh, nah.

[01:20:38] What is wrong with this dude, Chad?

[01:20:40] We got the wrong friend.

[01:20:45] What are we doing?

[01:20:52] See, we shouldn't be going into the woods with this dude bro. He's gonna kill us chat!

[01:20:55] Johan, my father killed me because of you.

[01:21:07] Being means loving. Growing up and understanding each other is all that matters. I'm gonna get lost and die out here! How are we?

[01:21:09] Would you like to come with me?

[01:21:11] I'd love to see the grave.

[01:21:13] Are you able to bring us all together?

[01:21:17] Yes, they have only one idea... is We're playing hide and seek?

[01:21:40] I guarantee you one of them is in his car right here.

[01:21:44] Guarantee you!

[01:21:48] ... Yeah, GG chat.

[01:21:53] One of them is going to be dead for sure.

[01:21:56] There's a tent out here.

[01:21:58] We should not be out here, dude.

[01:22:05] Chat, we should not be out here right now.

[01:22:17] Wow. Wow, what a hiding spot bro. Are you even trying to hide? I'm not sure

[01:22:55] What a goober! Wait, chat. Where's Agatha? So I gotta hide?

[01:23:00] Chat, where should I hide at?

[01:23:17] Should I hide under the boat you think no let's hide in here I can't hide in here.

[01:23:21] I don't know where to hide, Jack!

[01:23:26] Don't be like that Go check the balls.

[01:23:27] What?

[01:24:09] Ummm... What just happened? uh what I'm not sure ifasmed by it.

[01:24:14] Me zdaje vona ne dyhaje! Johan to na jest vse smelo prijemno!

[01:24:16] He taught us two ways to play together?

[01:24:20] Tchekati... He tied us two ways to together? I'm out of control!

[01:24:23] Wait, what are you doing?

[01:24:27] Johan, instead of the need for help, he helped the grown-ups.

[01:24:37] You follow him and I'll run after Mrs. Klubnika. rustling what What?

[01:25:12] This kid is evil, I told you he was! so I'm Rosa tripping up a tip Philip a Bipo strategy takos man

[01:25:17] Prostant osu celta Billy slouch I know yeah, my yes potrava. Pumuck T

[01:25:34] Caca Maneza yabba Liva Shazard key and it is new school one which delivery says uroki sacerd saliva foreign You don't understand your stupid head, what you've created.

[01:25:36] Please! I'm very sorry!

[01:25:38] Please help me!

[01:25:41] Second laugh of yours.

[01:25:43] I won't try to figure it out.

[01:25:48] In the school's lock-down, you in the classroom and think about your behavior, little spin-off. The guard will let you go as soon as it's time.

[01:25:51] Mr. Klubnik...

[01:25:52] No objection!

[01:26:19] I'm ready with the five, breathe! It's nighttime? This kid actually killed her dude. No shot! Chat, no shot It's dark man, we gotta go home

[01:26:23] We were supposed to be at home eating the fruit loops right now, too

[01:26:28] We get no Froot Loops action man yo where's the body?

[01:26:45] There's a big...

[01:26:49] We're gonna go home and call her.

[01:26:53] So the teacher just ain't going to do nothing, you need to go to somebody else

[01:26:57] and tell them that this kid killed her

[01:27:09] who is that?

[01:27:13] Uh, who is that? oh no see i'm hearing noises in the woods now Bro, what is happening?

[01:27:35] Let me in here.

[01:27:38] Yeah, call them! um

[01:27:53] it's on busy, Chad.

[01:27:59] Chad it's all busy!

[01:28:04] You are not hungry? I brought some food for you.

[01:28:06] What?

[01:28:12] Johan is a bit drunk.

[01:28:36] He says he'll wait here without his room. foreign He was in our closet?

[01:28:40] Shit, he was in our closet?!

[01:28:43] Good morning.

[01:28:55] Eat! Yeah, that's it. Jochen? What is happening, bro? Johan?

[01:28:58] What is happening, bro?

[01:29:06] Friend, this isn not pleasant. Stop!

[01:29:15] What is Agatha's inhaler doing here?

[01:29:19] Weird.

[01:29:24] Go to hell, you bastard! And Johan will go to school without you!

[01:29:27] Dude, Joha-Johan's a murderer chat!

[01:29:34] You think he's gonna frame me? Dude, is he gonna frame us for this?

[01:29:54] No way.

[01:29:55] No way chat!

[01:29:56] No way!

[01:29:57] We like 10 years old about to get framed for doing something stupid. No way, Chad. No way!

[01:30:03] We like 10 years old about to get framed for this murder!

[01:30:08] No shot! NO! No!

[01:30:12] No!

[01:30:16] But we told the teacher though, so that's proof.

[01:30:20] We're not going to let you go. But we told the teacher though, for that's through!

[01:30:29] And here is our payotse, Govyn.

[01:30:32] Go and get it done. I'm sorry for the delay, Miss. Can you leave?

[01:30:39] What to do with you? Tell me!

[01:30:54] Is Johan here? Malaty, esi mraz! Pani klubnika, ja jesm sedal na niečto. Mene bale zlivo?

[01:30:57] No i krava by...

[01:30:58] Blyad' Ives Paul zasral.

[01:31:00] Otyraty sam budesz.

[01:31:02] Marš v bolni čarný punkt.

[01:31:03] Budem o tebe obrobotati. There was something in the chair that stabbed us?

[01:31:18] There was a nail in the chair!

[01:31:22] Rozumiete. Ne? Finally, we can get to the nickname... Ahata Varga.

[01:31:28] No? Well then, okay.

[01:31:29] Gabriela Drobnaya

[01:31:32] Zyruslav Ivanov

[01:31:35] Gustav Sklein Filipe Justus Klein. Philippa, everything is clear here.

[01:31:39] Johan Nowak. Oh my god.

[01:31:56] We about to get 25 Oh, no.

[01:32:03] We about to get 25 to life for something we didn't even do, Chad.

[01:32:07] Mm...... Just get to the house now.

[01:32:25] We're being watched! so Yo, you got one behind you! oh no Mom's gone on the night shift.

[01:33:06] GG, we're dead.

[01:33:07] We're home alone now.

[01:33:12] The closet is locked? you don't think? Who's there? It is us.

[01:33:23] What the fuck are you doing here? I closed their doors.

[01:33:27] Your mom let us in until you settled your case.

[01:33:32] Friend, like you. We're calling for a lot of people to come after you. Who is this?

[01:33:43] What the fuck?!

[01:33:46] You were the one who let to go around the village.

[01:33:49] You threw them at us, Silip. Threw?

[01:33:50] Daya was running towards Miss Klubnika.

[01:33:52] I begged her to help you, but she didn't believe me even after punishing you for a prank. yes is samo kakoi zavenzaniem snurkov agate ili mrtvoj krysoj na jejnoj partie

[01:34:11] nam bylo zabavno nihira mnie straseni sud tvoje pranky one ne sud smieszne Oh, what? What? You're so cruel. I fell out of your poverty too.

[01:34:27] And where's Agatha?

[01:34:31] She is here, friend.

[01:34:52] Let us in. That is not accurate. Sign of death. Where's Agatha?

[01:34:54] You didn't hear her? She went to suck it out, you'll see her soon. Your favorite strawberry cake. Nah.

[01:35:02] Nah!

[01:35:06] Nah, bro this dude's a killer! Sam, I want a Pikachu. Yo.

[01:35:36] Dude, that was a crazy horror game bro.

[01:35:41] Dude, they got dark so fast Chad. game bro.

[01:35:43] Dude, that got dark so fast chat.

[01:35:47] Chat, that

[01:35:48] got dark so quick

[01:35:51] dude.

[01:35:57] Bro, I thought we was gonna get framed chat

[01:36:05] whoa that was good though chat. W game though no lie.

[01:36:07] That was actually pretty good not gonna lie.

[01:36:10] Chat we do another horror game?

[01:36:17] Here's what you can do. We could do another horror game then try drug dealer simulator 2 and then do the forest after. Y'all cool with that we'll do another war game drug dealer simulator

[01:36:31] two and then we'll do the forest again bet let's go get off work chat lock in chat lock in... so.. I washed my hands on everything. I love idea chat

[01:38:01] chat

[01:38:03] on everything.

[01:38:04] I love I wash my hands

[01:38:05] bro always do

[01:38:06] get off work.

[01:38:16] So I'm assuming... Every day is the same!

[01:38:18] I'm bored to death!

[01:38:20] I just want to break free from this crappy house and move to a big mansion.

[01:38:24] If only I had even just one coin, or maybe if I won the lottery.

[01:38:32] Wow! Wow.

[01:38:33] All right, I mean...

[01:38:37] Okay!

[01:38:41] Uh chat I mean

[01:38:48] do y'all agree with that

[01:38:49] I've been there man

[01:38:51] well that sensitivity goes crazy still there we go

[01:39:05] apply

[01:39:06] there we

[01:39:07] go

[01:39:08] lock in

[01:39:08] chat

[01:39:09] ale smoker

[01:39:11] what you mean

[01:39:11] ale smoker

[01:39:12] you think

[01:39:12] we smoke

[01:39:12] in this

[01:39:13] game

[01:39:13] nah

[01:39:15] we don't smoke in this game.

[01:39:16] Also, I had to lose my weight

[01:39:18] but Fester is still on the sofa

[01:39:20] because I got off work

[01:39:22] right now.

[01:39:30] ... All right, let's go chill on the sofa. I don't know about this house.

[01:39:33] This house is kind of creepy looking man.

[01:39:35] Hello lazy ass. I'm well, kind of witty. creepy looking man. Fail, and you'll never leave this room. Pass them, and you'll be rewarded. Good luck!

[01:39:52] What?!

[01:39:55] Yo MK with the 5 gift appreciate you!

[01:40:01] Uhhh what?

[01:40:08] I'm like tweeting right now.

[01:40:18] What is going on?

[01:40:20] Jack, y'all are down horrendously bad bro.

[01:40:24] Yo Spencer with the 25 gifted chat

[01:40:28] give me some w's for spencer

[01:40:34] with the 25 tickets for today.

[01:40:43] W Spencer, Chad?

[01:40:45] Appreciate that spence!

[01:40:50] Uh... what's going on?

[01:40:55] Who was that?!

[01:40:59] Back!

[01:41:08] Back! Back. So the floor falls through right here, but what do i do about that Did I just wall run? Act! Yo, what?!

[01:41:38] Act.

[01:41:39] Okay, what am I playing right now?

[01:41:49] Act. I don't know what's going on. Dude, this music reminds me of Resident Evil 4 music. Anybody else get that vibe? I don't know what's going on here.

[01:42:14] Oh, I got it! oh i get it

[01:42:25] too easy man what you talking about?

[01:42:31] I don't know what this game is Jack but we're doing it.

[01:42:36] Are you serious? Give me a checkpoint!

[01:42:48] Oh no, we about to get on drug dealer simulator chat

[01:42:51] we're about to get on drug dealers simulator I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it, but I think that's a good idea.

[01:43:06] I don't know what you're talking about, but I'll just go with the flow of things. What are you doing man? so

[01:43:33] stop Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[01:43:46] I'm going to have to do this again. We made it past that level. Wait, lock in chat!

[01:43:47] We made it past that level!

[01:43:48] Lock in!

[01:43:49] Wait a minute!

[01:43:50] I'm going to go back and do this again. so so so Hey, how y'all are down horrendous bro

[01:44:42] hey ma'am

[01:44:45] oh Hey, ma'am!

[01:44:52] Oh it's here I hear you. Don't go on playing with me. Every day is the same i'm bored to death

[01:45:02] also i had to lose my weight but faster hello lazyios i'm well cut you telling me i gotta do this again right here so so I don't want to hear nothing. Do you understand me?

[01:45:56] Chad! I don't wanna hear nothing. Do you understand?

[01:46:02] Nothing!

[01:46:07] How about the band, everybody in here?

[01:46:11] Everybody's about to get packed up, Jack. everybody in here

[01:46:15] everybody about to get packed up chat

[01:46:23] everybody I'm not going to let you go. I'll be right back.

[01:46:27] What? Every day is...

[01:46:33] Also, I had to lose my weight.

[01:46:36] What is this game?

[01:46:38] Chat, what is this game?

[01:46:40] Am I dreaming right now?

[01:46:48] Oh! Am I dreaming right now? Oh, that's a tall guy, chat. Oh no! so I'm sorry. Do we have to break all the bottles or something? so I can't break this one! What am I playing right now? Every day is the same

[01:48:26] What am I?

[01:48:28] Also, I had to lose my wits Breakfast is still on the sofa What am I?

[01:48:38] What are we doing? It's this one again Did I survive?

[01:49:07] Wait, did I survive that?

[01:49:48] Oh no! Hey, did I'all are having a good night. I'm sorry. Me. Every day is the same.

[01:49:50] Also, I have to lose my weight as fast as possible.

[01:49:54] Bro! Okay, wait we're doing okay, I think.

[01:49:57] Am I dreaming right now?

[01:49:58] Bro, shut up, man.

[01:50:02] Well...

[01:50:45] Dad? What? Where are we? so What are we playing? Dude, can I get up there please?

[01:50:54] Chat, I don't know what's going on with this game.

[01:51:00] What is happening?

[01:51:04] This is the weirdest game we've ever played, one of them.

[01:51:14] ... Dare? What do you mean? hi so okay Hey, stop.

[01:52:06] How do I get rid of that dude? He takes up the whole hallway!

[01:52:11] Bane, the guy who said W collab.

[01:52:18] Everyday is the same. Also, I had to lose my weight back past the- Hello Lazios.

[01:52:21] Am i dreaming right now

[01:52:30] not this one again no

[01:52:34] first try, watch this.

[01:52:40] Never mind. Dude, this sounds like the Resident Evil 4 music

[01:52:44] where you're like at the vendor

[01:52:46] y'all know what i'm talking about

[01:52:54] oh my goodness the save is insane by the way

[01:53:01] what am i doing i'm selling um so

[01:53:27] are you fisting me?!

[01:53:34] I'm selling on the easy parts.

[01:53:37] Just stick to one side, now you can't because there's like slick stuff I'm going to have to go back and get the key. Easy, that's way too easy.

[01:54:04] Jack, that's way too easy.

[01:54:05] What you talking about?

[01:54:09] We gotta be close to winning, right?

[01:54:19] OH MY GOD! Oh my god! do we make it Was that me?

[01:55:05] Every day is the same. That was us!

[01:55:09] I had to lose my will... Dude, what chat, what IS this? Is this game of the year you think?

[01:55:13] Am I dreaming right now?

[01:55:22] Here's the thing, I think we know how to do all of them though.

[01:56:08] Okay... think we don't have so uh so I hit my head on the ceiling!

[01:56:21] Yo KSN with the 10 get to WKSN! This game is bad. Oh you think? That's to lose it, Chad.

[01:56:39] I'm about to lose it up in here let me to the top of this i'm about to take my clothes off Finally!

[01:57:09] Lock in, Chad! I see you. That one's easy, chat.

[01:57:31] That one's very easy.

[01:57:32] Very easy.

[01:57:33] That one's very easy. That one's very easy very easy that one's very easy

[01:57:40] hey how y'all doing tonight y'all doing good

[01:57:44] hope so excuse me Y'all doing good? Hope so.

[01:57:45] Excuse me, slide by y'all real quick.

[01:57:47] Oh I can hear him yes.

[01:57:49] No it's not me.

[01:57:53] Man! Oh man!

[01:57:58] We're good. Oh no! No.

[01:58:11] They gave me this one again, chat!

[01:58:19] Do you wanna get on the wall or do you just want to be a goober?

[01:58:26] So I don't understand what you're doing! uh That save should be studied. Did you see that? As long as we don't run into the big dude again, we're good chat Don't let me run into the big dude again. I'm not going to let to get away from him if we get past

[01:59:48] him we beat this game chat am i dreaming right now Wait, we made quick work of that huh? Excuse me, ma'am.

[02:00:21] I hear you.

[02:00:25] Come on!

[02:00:34] This one's easy! Look at bro staying in the corner

[02:00:42] child don't know how to get away from Big Buddy.

[02:00:51] No!

[02:00:56] First try, how much would it be

[02:01:05] never mind nevermind this looks harder than the other ring yeah loki is so I'm not sure if you can see this, but the game is actually a bit more complex than it looks.

[02:01:35] The first thing we do is get rid of all these things and then go back to the main room. so uh WHY IS HE THE FASTEST DUDE EVER?!

[02:02:05] Also, I had to lose my weight. Wait no we actually have to figure out how to get past that guy.

[02:02:09] That is the only stage I don't know how to get past, the rest of them are low-key easy

[02:02:14] If we make it past that one, we beat the game

[02:02:20] You know?

[02:02:55] Like, look how easy this one is. protist got juice out of his boots that's crazy

[02:03:08] yo yo bro just got juke man I can feel you.

[02:03:10] No.

[02:03:12] Come on, where are you?

[02:03:14] No. Hey! hey

[02:03:22] they gave me this one again. Let's go, champ!

[02:03:33] First try right here.

[02:04:09] I die at the same point as you! here so did you see that save did you see that save, chat?

[02:04:40] Wait. We gotta be close to the end, chat. How many saves have we been through? so This game sucks.

[02:04:44] Every day is the scene! I'm bored to death! Wait, this is terrible.

[02:04:47] What am I honestly supposed to do there?

[02:04:51] I think that was the last stage.

[02:04:55] Last try.

[02:04:57] Last try.

[02:05:02] Last try. Last try.

[02:05:06] I don't understand, Jack! There's no way...

[02:05:09] ...there's no way to avoid that!

[02:05:12] You know what i mean so

[02:05:29] we're not gonna talk about that casual first try just now did you see that Bro!

[02:05:53] Bro! Ah, BRO!!!

[02:06:00] Also...

[02:06:02] This is it.

[02:06:06] Cause I got off work right now I lose my weight, but lastly is Jill on the sofa.

[02:06:08] Because I got off work right now.

[02:06:09] You're lazy ass.

[02:06:12] Uh, chat?

[02:06:13] Oh.

[02:06:16] Am I dreaming right now?

[02:06:16] This is it. On everything, I love this the last try.

[02:06:24] The juke is insane by the way Took him, ain't you sad?

[02:06:46] No chill.

[02:06:49] Or just bounce to the bottom of the map, yeah that's cool too.

[02:07:24] Ahhhhhhhhhh so Am I him? This will do. He was on my buns. Did you see that?

[02:07:32] He was on my buns!

[02:07:36] You're an idiot, see ya!

[02:07:40] Oh my goodness we finally got him! you're an idiot see ya

[02:07:46] oh my goodness we finally passed that stage we can beat the game

[02:07:55] wait we can beat the game we can beat the game so

[02:08:15] chat we can beat it here we know the rest of them, they're easy, chat! They're easy!

[02:08:19] ...

[02:08:31] ... so

[02:08:35] yes Yes.

[02:08:42] Easy.

[02:09:00] Can we beat the game? Hold that. Who the hell are you? Why are you doing this to me? You're not some boring entity trying

[02:09:05] to teach me a nice lesson. I-

[02:09:08] Wow, I didn't expect you to actually escape.

[02:09:12] Well...I guess there's no choice.

[02:09:15] Here's your reward!

[02:09:17] Reward? No, NO, go! Oh my god, thanks. That's the spirit witch. so so Dare I say game of the year?

[02:10:05] Wait...

[02:10:09] Wait, dare I say game of the year?

[02:10:14] Chad hold up man.

[02:10:17] Dare I say it? it

[02:10:32] chat we playing drug dealer simulator now we've been waiting for this game to come out for a minute.

[02:10:35] Let's go!

[02:10:36] We might get banned on TikTok playing this but let's go.

[02:10:39] Drug dealer simulator.

[02:10:40] Don't do drugs don't deal drugs.

[02:10:42] Let's go

[02:10:45] that might have been game of the year yeah we're banned gg Oh!

[02:11:09] Drug dealer simulator 2, chat.

[02:11:13] Let's go

[02:12:10] we're gonna make our own cartel no way what should we name our cartel so so Chat the case tail The case tailed. Let's go chat.

[02:12:18] The Case Cartel, Chad. So who should we play as eddie

[02:12:45] danny danny chat

[02:12:50] lisa i'll see you hold Lisa?

[02:12:52] I see a whole lot of Eddies.

[02:12:59] I see Eddie, Danny, Lisa.

[02:13:01] Chat, vote on that poll

[02:13:05] wow and he's clearing the pole chap vote on that bowl

[02:13:12] wow it's not even close.

[02:13:13] We're going, Eddie!

[02:13:21] Okay... Uh okay I get the hell out of here before someone comes and sees you!

[02:13:28] Chad we about to be dealing drugs man!

[02:13:32] Chad I hate to say it but we about to be dealing drugs dude!

[02:13:41] Should I end the TikTok stream?

[02:13:44] Yeah I probably should yo take talk come over

[02:13:45] twitch it's in the bio sorry yeah let me go ahead and end that

[02:13:50] because uh you know what i mean chat

[02:14:07] ill at it no we're not an addict we're selling it right so UUUUGHHHHHH!

[02:14:32] Zach, don't sell drugs. Don't do drugs.

[02:14:34] We gotta do what we gotta do man.

[02:14:40] Zach, you're a good guy. We gotta do what we gotta do, man. Shout out,

[02:14:40] we gotta do what we gotta do.

[02:14:44] This is GGA 6

[02:14:46] only access! Shit, I got GTM6 early.

[02:15:07] Where are we going?

[02:15:11] We must be making some money already if I got a boat like this. It's just like a $200,000 boat!

[02:15:17] Isla Samba... Man in a way, I am here.

[02:15:22] What a great place.

[02:15:22] I've been in this since the times, you know?

[02:15:24] A lot of good memories.

[02:15:26] Well, at least until it all went to hell.

[02:15:28] It's been a bit like watching Game of...

[02:15:30] Uh, never mind. I shouldn't say that. shouldn't say yes copyright don't say that

[02:15:39] chat let's feel some drugs

[02:15:46] oh my goodness why does this look so professional we have a phone it's called a trap phone

[02:15:55] yo it literally says trap phone on it, bro.

[02:16:03] No way!

[02:16:07] You're about to witness the come up of a drug dealer into a drug lord.

[02:16:11] Are you ready it Chad, don't let this fool you. We're about to turn into a life of crime, okay?

[02:16:38] Doggy!

[02:16:43] Hello. Hold on real quick. Let me turn this down.

[02:16:55] Hello, Helen.

[02:17:02] Here are the supplies?

[02:17:04] Sure.

[02:17:07] I have a package! what does that mean?

[02:17:11] Deliver the package! Okay, what is in said package?

[02:17:15] The package contains information about the is Chet, is she the supplier?

[02:17:31] Chet this is the early days of the drug trade. This is when we're in the streets doing the dirty work

[02:17:37] You know what I mean? got to work our way up to

[02:17:39] the top of the food chain you know what i mean

[02:17:46] hey one of these days we're gonna get a yacht from selling the drugs. You gotta be athletic too, because we're going to have to run from the police. Where are we right now?

[02:18:18] Chat, this is GTA 6!

[02:18:37] This dude lives in a bunker? Hello?! is this our supplier who is

[02:18:44] this is our supplier!

[02:18:58] They got HQC supplying the drugs out here.

[02:19:12] No way! Ludwig? Yo!

[02:19:15] Yeah, what's up Marcus? You got that package for me huh?

[02:19:20] Yeah.

[02:19:22] Nice goodies nice thanks man.

[02:19:25] Listen take care of the plant and handle those sails while I clean this mess huh?

[02:19:31] Sure

[02:19:33] No problemo

[02:19:38] Uh-huh what they want me to do

[02:19:46] this is literally g GTA 6.

[02:19:56] Oh my goodness, this dude's a millionaire.

[02:20:07] Chat you already know this dude's a millionaire.

[02:20:09] Bro lives in a bunker and everything!

[02:20:13] Wait hold up what do you want me to do?

[02:20:17] Okay look on the left Okay, look. On the lab tray you can unpack substances from items as well as create packages of your own.

[02:20:26] But first things first, unpack that drug package to add the dope to the substance

[02:20:32] storage

[02:20:39] yeah cool cannabis now you need to create small Yeah, cool. Cannabis? What's that?

[02:20:40] Now you need to create smaller packages of weed for those new clients.

[02:20:46] Add new packages using the plus sign button and choose their size and quantity.

[02:20:52] What?

[02:20:56] Oh Lord have mercy, GG is too much! We gotta go sail!

[02:21:11] Wait, how much we gotta sell five grams to raul

[02:21:18] we got to sell five grams to miriam we got to sell two grams to Jorge.

[02:21:30] So we need two packages of five, right

[02:21:31] chat?

[02:21:39] Okay. right chat? 2-5

[02:21:42] and 1-2,

[02:21:43] right?

[02:21:46] So And one, two. Right? So we're good.

[02:21:50] Pack and take!

[02:21:51] We're going to sale, child.

[02:21:52] We're making our first sale.

[02:22:02] Chat, here we go Our first sale you think the police gonna get us?

[02:22:07] I don't think the police gonna

[02:22:09] get us, chat. We're going to be slick!

[02:22:13] Chat we're good! You think there's fall damage in this game?

[02:22:23] Close his door, now he's good.

[02:22:25] If he gets arrested it ain't on me. Now he's good.

[02:22:28] If he gets arrested,

[02:22:28] it ain't on me. Yo, here's the good thing, chat.

[02:22:39] I don't see no police around here.

[02:23:03] Chat, first customer first customer first customer lock in I got that stuff.

[02:23:08] I got that stuff.

[02:23:10] You see the police around here?

[02:23:13] Ain't nobody looking, Artie.

[02:23:15] I got you.

[02:23:19] See what a whore hang on?

[02:23:23] Two grams.

[02:23:28] Hey, I got a big ass He died! Hey!

[02:23:46] Who's next? Hey.

[02:24:00] Yo, Raul.

[02:24:02] I got that stuff, Raul.

[02:24:04] You got the money?

[02:24:04] I got the stuff. Jack W. Dealer, right?

[02:24:26] A Yule them too?

[02:24:28] Look who's here.

[02:24:30] You won't sell them too, ma'am?

[02:24:34] We gotta go.

[02:24:35] We gotta go. EASY!

[02:24:36] Marcus' home is a wonderful thing but the rest of the clients later they won't wait for you forever.

[02:24:41] Open the phone to arrange meetings with other clients.

[02:24:44] You don't have to do it immediately, but you know the sooner the better.

[02:24:48] You can either set the meeting ASAP or pick a convenient time for the delivery

[02:24:52] But when your client's waiting for you?

[02:24:55] You'd better hurry!

[02:25:00] Okay, bet. Appreciate that you better hurry okay bet appreciate that okay I won't do that appreciate it

[02:25:04] returning clients create your main customer base.

[02:25:10] Are we just going to swim across this island?

[02:25:17] Buy a bag of fertilizer so we're doing fertilizer ones do they'll dealer what

[02:25:25] you mean I'm a good deal right look how quick I got them the product

[02:25:29] like they're called Jack to me

[02:25:38] it'll blow L plug.

[02:25:42] Chad, here's the good thing.

[02:25:43] I know it's early game.

[02:25:46] Chad, I know it's early game, but look.

[02:25:48] We ain't seen no police yet. know what i mean so hey hey you know You can pay the dude on the raft to bring you across?

[02:26:16] Bro, he's hitting a lick sitting out here all day giving people rides!

[02:26:20] Yo, can I get a whip eventually like me- Can I do drugs or something? giving people rides.

[02:26:23] Can I get a whip eventually? Like, can I do drive-bys

[02:26:25] and stuff?

[02:26:28] Wait, you getting like shootouts and stuff in this

[02:26:31] game? Like a drug deal goes wrong?

[02:26:39] You can? Hey, what's up y'all?

[02:26:47] What you want 500 who do you think I am hey what's up man? I need a bag of fertilizer. We gotta use it to grow some weed back at the house! so

[02:27:13] welcome back can you get anything Welcome back! Need anything?

[02:27:33] Oh, hello there. Where's your fertilizer at?

[02:27:38] He sells rolling papers in here? Hey bro, I don't see no fertilizer.

[02:27:43] I need a bag of fertilizer dude!

[02:27:45] Jack! fertilizer dude

[02:27:50] Jack

[02:27:54] the green bag man who ever said that

[02:27:59] I bought that.

[02:28:03] Have yourself a good one sir! Appreciate you!

[02:28:06] Hey, you want some drugs? Look look i got that good stuff

[02:28:10] hey hey 500 a grand can't get no better price around here up Wait, what is this? my

[02:28:57] wait what is this one thing at a time partner we'll get to that we can buy buildings too You ain't gonna lie to me, Ron.

[02:28:58] I ain't trying to swim again. Check out the long swim, man, I ain't trying...

[02:29:06] Check that's a long swim.

[02:29:09] 50?

[02:29:10] Check how much is that?

[02:29:12] 50 what is that? 50 what is that?

[02:29:13] 50 B?

[02:29:19] Yo let me get a ride real quick!

[02:29:42] ... get a ride ski real quick Oh, I know you hit no way down here he just sits here all day charges people fifty dollars to bring him across this little gap.

[02:29:47] No, that's the last money he's getting out of me Chad I'll just swim that

[02:29:51] What you talking about?

[02:29:53] Imma just swim that Oh my goodness, we already got people hitting us up. We gotta get back up to the bunker.

[02:30:22] We gotta chop this stuff up!

[02:30:24] Oh my goodness, people are texting us wanting more.

[02:30:29] Chat, we're getting them addicted! This is bad!

[02:30:33] But at the same time, it's good though, right?

[02:30:35] Because we made money.

[02:30:37] Like, we may be like decaying society around us but

[02:30:42] at least we're making money you know You know?

[02:30:53] See, at the end of day I'm just trying to make a bag man.

[02:31:01] Another good thing is we have a good hiding spot right here. I'm not gonna lie, it's kind of fire.

[02:31:08] Get your bag? Yeah exactly man!'m just trying to get a bag dude!

[02:31:17] Was that a bag of chips? Ooh it is literally, it's a bag of chips oh it is literally it's a bag of chips

[02:31:23] bro what do you do all day you just sit up in here all day i'm over here doing Oh, no. See? See it's getting a little too real. Hey, it's

[02:31:40] getting a little too real. I'm seeing that as getting a little too real chat. Hold

[02:31:46] on what do we need? Hold on. We gotta schedule some stuff how many orders do we got?

[02:31:58] Oh, man.

[02:32:02] Schedule. Schedule.

[02:32:06] Schedule. Schedule.

[02:32:12] Am I getting over my head right here?

[02:32:19] Wait, what did I do with the bag of fertilizer?

[02:32:23] Hey! I got the fertilizer yeah what up Chad do too much Oh no.

[02:32:38] Chat, where's the drugs at?

[02:32:43] Where's the drugs?!

[02:32:45] I shouldn't have scheduled it! We're cooked! We need to... Where's the drugs?

[02:32:47] I shouldn't have scheduled it.

[02:32:48] We're cooked.

[02:32:49] We ain't even got none.

[02:32:51] All right, now look.

[02:32:52] Pay attention.

[02:32:58] Lab equipment uses and produces both items as well as substances. Items are straightforward, but notice that the substances

[02:33:01] are listed in substance storage section.

[02:33:03] Always check the recipe

[02:33:05] and make sure what type of ingredient you need to run it. I did it, Chad.

[02:33:30] I did it.

[02:33:34] Help me.

[02:33:36] Chad, I'm panicking!

[02:33:51] Chad, I'm panicking chad i'm panicking i scheduled orders What? I don't know.

[02:33:52] Chad, I got none!

[02:33:55] CHAD!

[02:34:11] Go to the table? No! Chad, they're gonna quit buying from me!

[02:34:18] Click on the packaging? Oh. We're good. Chat, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.

[02:34:30] Now...

[02:34:40] Oh lord how do I- Now Okay, here we go what do people need? What do people need?

[02:34:44] Four grams!

[02:34:48] Add two grams

[02:34:52] Three grams were cooked.

[02:34:59] Uh, uh, uh, two grams!

[02:35:15] I gotta go deliver. Before i do this quest, I gotta go deliver. Jack they're waiting on me! Jack!

[02:35:26] Hey, you gotta give me a tip for this

[02:35:51] yo where you at bro yo Who's buying it?

[02:35:54] Hey, I got your stuff for you.

[02:35:57] What'd you say, you wanted three grams?

[02:35:59] I got you with the three-gram skis right here.

[02:36:03] Got you! Don't snitch on me!

[02:36:06] Say you best not do no snitching! Okay, I'm good bro. What you need?

[02:36:15] Yo, I got the drill! You are not the drugs what you need

[02:36:28] When it's over here. Never mind.

[02:36:31] Am I being too obvious?

[02:36:37] Yo, I got the drugs!

[02:36:42] Oh no. I got the drugs. Oh, no, chat.

[02:36:43] I don't know who wants it.

[02:36:47] Four grams?

[02:36:47] Got you with four grams.

[02:36:50] Chat we're good right? We're good?

[02:37:01] Who bite you? You bite me?! true

[02:37:12] jack w dealer bro what you talking about?

[02:37:20] Jack W dealer man Where's my last client at over here on a beach bed

[02:37:28] hey old salesman chat I jumped off the mountain for this chat your boy literally jumped off a mountain for this chat your boy literally jumped off of

[02:37:36] a mountain for this how you gonna say ale salesman okay Hey bro, I ain't got it.

[02:38:11] Bro, I ain't got it.

[02:38:20] I ain't got it bro. Chat, I ain't got the product.

[02:38:30] Is it just me or did I not look at that correctly?

[02:38:33] Okay. We're good. Good!

[02:38:52] Chat, we're good man.

[02:38:55] Hey chat that's too easy baby.

[02:38:58] Hey chat, too easy baby w plug

[02:39:04] where the police at this little bit too easy

[02:39:08] chad do the police police start coming out later? This is my island.

[02:39:25] Chat, this is MY island man!

[02:39:28] My Island!

[02:39:38] MAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MOTHER! They gonna get you quick with all the yelling I got got drugs. Yeah, they gon' get me, man.

[02:39:43] Let me do this.

[02:39:46] Chat, what did they want

[02:39:47] me to do right here?

[02:39:51] ...

[02:39:51] ...... chat what did they want me to do bro you need indica what is indica chat i have indicacies i got three of them things though.

[02:40:27] Go to the pots? The POTS?!

[02:40:31] So you telling me we cook up

[02:40:33] the drugs too?

[02:40:43] Chat, I'm tweaking. You talking about these? Chat, please!

[02:40:53] Okay I'm in here what now

[02:41:01] yo coding with the five appreciate you

[02:41:06] drag out and put it in your storage

[02:41:08] that's not working

[02:41:12] it won't let me do it chat

[02:41:16] I can't.

[02:41:23] That?

[02:41:27] That?

[02:41:35] Grab the flowers? What flowers?! This is drugs we're talking.

[02:41:46] Oh.

[02:41:48] Did I do that right?

[02:41:51] Wait, I did that right. Right?

[02:41:57] Oh my goodness

[02:42:05] i did it Let's go, man!

[02:42:15] W plug!

[02:42:16] You need more water and fertilizer before you can row more?

[02:42:21] Bet. Should we make the bed? Yeah. You need more water and fertilizer before you can row more?

[02:42:23] Bet. Should we make a few more sails, Jack?

[02:42:28] What are you talking about?

[02:42:30] Okay great! Now you can go and visit Lonzo to talk about expansion. I'd go change if I were you. You look like shit. Oh yeah, take these amber gemstones and sell them to Helen on your way out.

[02:42:51] Always some extra cash will come in handy okay thanks buddy wait he said

[02:43:00] there were some fresh clothes up here chat hold on oh yeah the cloth collection Oh

[02:43:13] Yeah, the cloth collection you can dress up and access your collection from any wardrobe on the map clothes are not just for decoration No, I like what we got!

[02:43:20] I like what we got, I like the cake top. Check out this room. chats the tape tom chat

[02:43:44] chad is good backpack We'll get that later.

[02:43:50] Chat, we're gonna backpack later! We're good man!

[02:43:55] Let's just go do this mission real quick.

[02:43:56] Ah!

[02:43:59] I ain't changing!

[02:44:00] I'M WEARING THE TANK TOP!

[02:44:07] There was a bridge here the whole time, and this dude's over here running a ferry back

[02:44:11] and forth?

[02:44:12] We could have just done this! so

[02:44:26] to be honest i was on starting on, though. Be for real.

[02:44:35] That's a plank not a bridge? Hey buddy it doesn't matter what

[02:44:37] is, its a bridge. Humans

[02:44:39] could lay across that and walk over the top of them, it's still a bridge.

[02:44:49] So you want to continue our force playthrough after this mission right here?

[02:44:53] I'm okay so I can play the forest too.

[02:44:57] Ooh, this is a nice little house!

[02:45:00] Well I'll be damned. Am I old

[02:45:03] and blind or is that actually you?

[02:45:05] Hey, Billy Goodman!

[02:45:07] Goodman!

[02:45:08] Ha ha ha! Me?

[02:45:10] What are you doing here?

[02:45:15] I heard about some drug deal going on with Monzo. Is that you?

[02:45:17] Yeah, that's me.

[02:45:24] Hell, listen we gotta catch up. Do your thing and I'll settle my business with Monzo after you leave then we can meet at my boat how's that sound

[02:45:27] all right

[02:45:30] after we get on his yacht but we'll save and we'll get on the floor, Chef.

[02:45:37] Type one if your last name is Goodman.

[02:45:41] Like that?

[02:45:43] Right right... Nothing! right right nothing we're good we make it move

[02:45:51] where's bros yada

[02:46:20] so i got one of these irl by the way I'm even never been to the ocean chat do W start let's say is it saved

[02:46:24] Tell me Don't do drugs, kids.

[02:46:33] You think it's safe? Please.

[02:46:46] The force Please.

[02:46:50] The forest please? Buddy did you not just hear what I-

[02:46:53] Did you not just hear what I said?!

[02:46:55] I SAID YEAH WE GOIN TO! Are we good now? going to.

[02:47:06] Okay, yeah, we're at the building where the yacht is. Okay, yeah, we're good. Oh the yacht's gone.

[02:47:15] Oh no, we just have to talk to him again.

[02:47:22] Okay, we're good.

[02:47:23] I thought the yacht was completely...

[02:47:26] No all we gotta do is talk to the dude again and we are good.

[02:47:30] Is that it? Save this? Save safe chat let's go lock in yo

[02:47:33] W game that was not bad for a first-line playing is better than I thought it

[02:47:36] would be and i just got leaked

[02:47:45] here we go second episode of the forest chat

[02:47:49] let's go, man. Wait, where did we leave off at?

[02:47:59] Chat, where do we leave off

[02:48:12] were we on the uh we were on a boat right? We were on the brink of death and we walked up to a boat and we found food. Correct? correct I remember TOS just because there's butt naked people in this game

[02:48:32] don't mean it's TOS, buddy. Relax.

[02:48:38] Let's go.

[02:48:40] Continue.

[02:48:42] Here we are.

[02:48:44] Chat, everybody lock in and get into survival mode. We gotta start fighting for our life right now.

[02:48:47] You ready?

[02:48:51] Remember we're looking for little Timmy! We're looking for our missing son. Okay, we are in here. The food and water situation is looking beautiful. I'm not going to lie. Is the sun going down? What time is it during the day?

[02:49:16] Ooh Chad, it's gonna be dark soon.

[02:49:19] Should we chill out here until it gets dark?

[02:49:23] I don't know cause I don't wanna be running around when

[02:49:25] it's dark man!

[02:49:35] Oof chat what do you think bro should we, here's what

[02:49:40] We can do. We can go explore this little area

[02:49:42] Around us and then come

[02:49:44] Back here when it gets dark. What is that over there?

[02:49:51] What is this? Is this a dead shark?

[02:49:59] Where's them cannibals at i figured there would be cannibals up in this area but i don't see any

[02:50:05] can i cook and eat him

[02:50:11] oh Can I cook and eat them?

[02:50:23] Chad, don't say of course we legitimately need food to survive. What do you mean?

[02:50:29] No! You can't cook them, Chad! What is that?

[02:50:33] Ooh, we got some...

[02:50:37] Let's go. We found some more supplies! A tennis ball.

[02:50:41] Thanks pal.

[02:50:46] Wait, this is actually...

[02:50:47] Chat, this is actually a beautiful find right here.

[02:50:56] This isn't... This is... Don't do pills.

[02:51:00] Case is the only cannibal on the island?

[02:51:02] Hey, buddy, last time we played this

[02:51:03] We got chased around by multiple butt naked people.

[02:51:06] So no! I'm not even a cannibal to start with. What do you mean?

[02:51:10] Ooh it's dark.

[02:51:12] Ooh chat is getting dark and I don't like this it's getting a little dark all

[02:51:20] like this you think I can sleep yet?

[02:51:31] No, stop!

[02:51:35] Like that.

[02:51:38] There's no way anybody would approach me if I'm holding a club made out of a skull and it's flaming, you know what I mean? This is a grave?

[02:51:54] We are going back to this boat and we're gonna go to sleep

[02:52:01] and pass the time until daytime arrives.

[02:52:04] That is 100% what we're doing.

[02:52:10] Cut up the shark? Buddy, we ain't even hungry!

[02:52:15] What do you mean cut it up.

[02:52:22] Chad, do I look hungry to you? I'm talking about in the game.

[02:52:26] We're not even hungry at all in the game.

[02:52:33] Okay, let's sleep.

[02:52:34] Let's get to daytime.

[02:52:37] Okay, we gotta wait a couple more minutes here.

[02:52:39] Taye, you think i'm gonna die

[02:52:42] wait we haven't died in this game yet have we

[02:52:50] wait chad i don't think we've even died yet.

[02:52:56] Tell me whooooooo

[02:53:00] We haven't yet? Chat, no death run. 100%.

[02:53:06] Look at the notes.

[02:53:09] What's new with this game? Hold on.

[02:53:16] What's new? I ain't doing all that reading, you better go to sleep.

[02:53:18] What are you talking about?

[02:53:22] You better go to sleep! What What you talking about?

[02:53:28] Here we go, don't jinx it chat. What's a group of cannibals gonna do to me?

[02:53:32] Nothing! what's a group of cannibals gonna do to me nothing

[02:53:37] there we go

[02:53:40] there we go now we make moves it's early morning what y'all said was looking for chat a

[02:53:47] cave we're looking for caves bro is casually sleeping while his son

[02:53:53] is missing? Bro, I can't...

[02:54:00] Buddy. I need you to understand something. If I'm dying of sleep deprivation

[02:54:06] I can't find my missing son.

[02:54:14] I'm about to eat this shark, no lie.

[02:54:17] So what do you think shark tastes like?

[02:54:19] I'm about to eat this shark.

[02:54:30] We're about to cook this shark and eat him straight up. It tastes like rubber?

[02:54:32] Ew!

[02:54:37] We swim slow as Christmas out here.

[02:54:44] Here we go, let's cut this shark up real quick. Can I cut it up with the hammer?

[02:54:52] It looks like I can, wait a minute!

[02:55:07] Hold up chat it appears that we can't I don't think you can eat the shark at all. Did y'all lie to me?

[02:55:22] Can I cook them?

[02:55:29] See, I can cook that and eat it.

[02:56:02] Hold up! that and eat it hold up basic fire we need this cook it cook it now, I'm about to starve to death! Cook it! it's a troll that you can't even eat it y'all just want to get me killed oh we got some snacks though.

[02:56:03] We're good.

[02:56:03] Hold on.

[02:56:06] Wait, we're actually good.

[02:56:09] Chat, I'm good, man!

[02:56:17] We move we move while we have daylight. come here

[02:56:28] come here don't play with me who are you

[02:56:31] come here

[02:56:32] why is he trying to lead me into his pack?

[02:56:39] You're going to have to fight me, bro. You straight up are going to have to fight me bro you straight up go have to fight me I'm not eating them, chat.

[02:57:08] Chat, I'm not eating them.

[02:57:11] I'm not always hungry! Do you understand?

[02:57:16] This force is turning me into a savage.

[02:57:19] You need armor?

[02:57:23] I don't even remember where I was, it's alright the next one I'll do it. Ooh! A bearing!

[02:57:27] I want ooh a bearing

[02:57:32] how about some of them berries

[02:57:43] so am i a good survivalist, you think? Where are we?

[02:57:46] Is it going to be bad when we find the cave for the first time, you think?

[02:57:59] Is there like a bunch of cannibals that live up in the caves?

[02:58:03] Because that ain't what I want.

[02:58:08] What is this?

[02:58:16] What is this?

[02:58:18] Survivors!

[02:58:23] I don't think there's survivors here. There's blood on the sweeping bag!

[02:58:26] Ooh, there's marshmallows! Give me some of them! Chat, what are the odds I can swim out to that island right now break the laptop

[02:58:46] what can i do with that?

[02:58:59] I'm kinda scared right now.

[02:59:01] I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm kind of scared.

[02:59:06] I don't wanna run up on a group of these cannibals, man.

[02:59:07] What is that up there?

[02:59:13] Yo, chat, what's that up there.

[02:59:28] Why are y'all saying GG? and Gigi. Yo, chat.

[02:59:36] Does anybody want to explain to me what this means? What?

[02:59:54] What is this? It's a lookout point? Yo dude, I'm freaking out, chat.

[03:00:24] Alright we're good

[03:00:28] This is actually going... What was that?

[03:00:32] I'm going over here. Every sign of intelligent life

[03:00:37] that I see... Oh, it's a turtle! I gotta eat you! I'm sorry!

[03:00:43] I can't

[03:00:45] eat him, Chad.

[03:00:49] Chad, I can't either. I can't do that.

[03:00:52] Ooh rope, I'm assuming that's gonna be useful in any survival situation?

[03:00:56] Rope is obviously going to be use...

[03:01:31] Useful. um Oh, nah! That's a warning?

[03:01:33] A warning for what?

[03:01:41] See, that's the last thing we needed

[03:01:43] was a thunderstorm to roll through. That's the last thing we needed was a thunderstorm to roll through. That,

[03:01:45] that's the last thing we need and I can't grab any more of those AFMAX.

[03:01:54] Chat, I'm scared.

[03:02:02] Somebody never got their mirrors! Cheers!

[03:02:17] Okay. I got a real bad feeling we're about to run into something that I wish we never would have seen. But, I guess we'll find out here in a minute.

[03:02:25] Why is there two of these over here?

[03:02:31] What's going on?! Is that the main base? do i go over there

[03:03:08] is that a cannibal village oh no go over there?

[03:03:10] Is that a cannibal village? Oh, no.

[03:03:12] I can't.

[03:03:18] No.

[03:03:19] No.

[03:03:20] No.

[03:03:20] No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. no, no, no.

[03:03:22] No there's two of them! Get me out of here right now!

[03:03:28] Bro get me outta here right now. They're good.

[03:03:31] They didn't even... Oh, we're good.

[03:03:38] Please don't!

[03:03:45] Get down here.

[03:03:53] Chat?

[03:03:55] I'm scared! I shouldn't be here, huh?

[03:04:07] Chad, I shouldn't be here.

[03:04:09] I'm in their village.

[03:04:10] I should not be here in this

[03:04:11] village right now.

[03:04:12] I should not be here

[03:04:22] dude this is horrible

[03:04:48] wait what should we save let's save right here there's nothing in these tents there's nothing around here there's no p Jack?

[03:05:01] This is bad. There's a cave where where's the cave This is a cave. Okay. chat

[03:05:37] see i don't think that uh

[03:05:42] i don't think this is a good idea.

[03:05:48] But you know what?

[03:05:51] We're so cooked. Oh my goodness, we are so cooked! What are we doing?

[03:05:55] I can't see anything.

[03:05:59] ... I can't see anything.

[03:06:05] Chat?... Check.

[03:06:58] We gotta go even lower? Do you think our son's down here? oh no We're dead.

[03:07:04] We're gonna die down here

[03:07:30] oh my goodness how far down are we going this is insanity You're gonna die? Are we?!

[03:07:56] No! Okay, here we are. I don't know why we're in a cave right now but we're looking for our son! Timmy you down here? TIMMY!

[03:08:02] Is he even worth it at this point?

[03:08:08] We're saving again.

[03:08:15] I'm tweaking, man.

[03:08:24] No! Okay, hold me there a minute. What are we doing? We go down again.. You can slide down it by the way, Chad. I didn't know that until just now. so Oh. oh my goodness he's naked Naked!

[03:09:47] What happened?

[03:09:57] Jack, no, no, no Jack,. No, get me out of here.

[03:10:00] No, no, no, no, no!

[03:10:03] No, no, no... No! chat we're leaving out of here right we're leaving We're not twins, shut up!

[03:10:57] Chat, what do I even do when I go down there? That dude is huge. He's gonna kill me, chat! at is there something down here we need

[03:10:59] be honest with me right now.

[03:11:04] You're bigger than him, so why does it matter?

[03:11:06] Shut up! Do you need to make Molotov cocktails with cloth?

[03:11:14] Wait, really?

[03:11:18] Chad, is this true?

[03:11:21] Dude, I don't like it down here Chad. This is bad bro

[03:11:26] Hold on

[03:11:28] But i need this to drink though you know what I mean?

[03:11:33] How many should we make? three

[03:11:46] so here's the plan we go down here throw molotovs at this guy right. um i need five wait how many do we really

[03:12:18] need so so and bounce off of them so oh him oh my goodness i don't think i can kill

[03:13:24] them die you creature Oh my goodness!

[03:13:45] Wait, I'm so dead.

[03:13:52] Should I just run away from him? Be honest.

[03:13:59] He's gonna kill me.

[03:14:05] Chat, the molotovs did nothing to this guy! I'm leaving.

[03:14:15] I survived!

[03:14:19] Chad, I survived him.

[03:14:38] I survived him. i survived them can't survive them treat this take these

[03:14:47] we're good, right? I can't see nothing.

[03:14:49] I need a flashlight bro.

[03:14:51] What?! What?

[03:15:03] Chat, we need dynamite for that. The flares won't work chat we need dynamite should I get

[03:15:11] out of here you know what I'm gonna do yeah let me

[03:15:14] get out of here

[03:15:15] yeah, I'm gonna get

[03:15:20] out of here Chad

[03:15:20] hold on

[03:15:21] yeah, we're going to

[03:15:24] reload that save

[03:15:25] because there was absolutely Yeah, we're going to reload that save.

[03:15:30] Because there was absolutely nothing down there.

[03:15:35] Hey, we're going to reload that save at the top.

[03:15:39] Wait, where do we get dynamite from,

[03:15:39] Chad?

[03:15:43] Chad, it's not a cheater. There's a reason we saved, buddy. What you mean

[03:15:45] cheater?

[03:15:48] Let me get up out of here real quick

[03:15:51] Okay, so what else is the main goal that we need to do chat?

[03:16:00] What do you think?

[03:16:09] Go up the mountain? There's a mountain?

[03:16:17] Craft Dynamite. So chat, you're telling me there's a way to craft dynamite? Go back.

[03:16:36] Buddy, there's nothing down there for me!

[03:16:45] Yeah, I'm telling you one thing chat this is a horrible case and I'm getting up on it find the reliable source of food.

[03:16:52] Well, here's the thing where we have our cabin located, it's right beside

[03:16:56] a lake so we pretty much got unlimited clean up. You know what I mean?

[03:17:00] . know what i mean

[03:17:13] hey chat you proud of me that we survived our first cave?

[03:17:19] Hey! Chat, we survived our first cave. Did I do good?

[03:17:24] Now,

[03:17:26] let's

[03:17:28] do a little bit more exploration and see what we

[03:17:30] can't get into. You know what I mean?

[03:17:32] Find something to eat... Well, I'm always hungry in this game.

[03:17:35] I don't go hungry like this in real life. We're not even that hungry.

[03:17:41] We're at half. Should I actually eat a person

[03:17:53] so you think we should eat a person?

[03:17:58] We're gonna get Kuru if we do that.

[03:18:04] That's probably not a good idea.

[03:18:11] I'm not a cannibal.

[03:18:13] I've never even thought for a second about eating somebody, you know what I mean chat never for a

[03:18:23] second have i ever thought about eating somebody y'all can say cap if you want to i literally have never

[03:18:31] even thought about it why are y'all saying cat for that like i would lie chat

[03:18:39] i'm not even big

[03:18:43] play this in vr wait is this in vr this will be horrifying in vr

[03:18:58] who was that?

[03:19:00] Don't you go snitch, you gotta die.

[03:19:04] You gotta die!

[03:19:08] Bro got one-sh and what a goober you suck

[03:19:44] This in vr okay is there going to be a lot of people over here's too many tps up in here man here, man. I don't know, bro!

[03:19:51] Do I go? Yes or no?

[03:19:52] Do we walk up here?

[03:20:00] Y'all are saying yes, bro.

[03:20:05] Hey, chat.

[03:20:09] Hey.

[03:20:10] Y'all are saying yes.

[03:20:31] All right. saying yes all right Why would you do this to me? There's not even anything in here.

[03:20:38] Jack!

[03:20:49] Jack... Come here! Come here!

[03:20:53] Idiot! idiot should i start all the things you think that i can get into There's nothing even in these chat.

[03:21:11] Chat, there is not even anything in here, bro.

[03:21:22] Bones for armor?

[03:21:24] Wait, you're right, Loki.

[03:21:26] Chat, we should burn that guy?

[03:21:39] You can attach teeth to your weapons? No shot. What are you combine it with, though?

[03:21:56] What do you use

[03:21:57] with it? Rope?

[03:22:28] Satch? rope sap chat we ain't got no sap though Does that make us do more damage? So chat, we do more damage now right? Yeah? right yeah I'm gonna be up in here chat this is this bad night time is

[03:22:42] approaching we're hungry we got no food Man, nighttime is approaching.

[03:22:43] We're hungry.

[03:22:44] We ain't got no food.

[03:22:48] We gotta drink something right here?

[03:22:51] Can I find a snack or something man

[03:22:59] we have upgraded our weapon which is good.

[03:23:06] Oh, no, that's dark.

[03:23:09] Chad, it done got dark on us, man.

[03:23:11] Ugh,

[03:23:12] that was juicy! Did you hear that? I'm scared eat flowers I need to eat something.

[03:23:37] I'm about to eat like a tree or something.

[03:23:45] I just heard footsteps. so uh Ah

[03:24:29] Tell me there's some snacks up in here. There's luggage, there's gotta be some snack skis. Oh my gosh's a candy bar we're good more

[03:24:35] more please we got another snack let's go!

[03:24:47] Batteries, I don't know what those are for but something.

[03:24:55] Another Snapchat we hit the jackpot baby

[03:25:02] wait chat we actually get to Jack pot no lie this is a great place to come to

[03:25:23] what do y'all think the our next move chat should we make it temporary bed and sleep till its daytime right here you think?

[03:25:27] Is that a play?

[03:25:32] We sleep til' its day. 26 leaves is actually insanity by the way 26 of those things for a one-time usage bed

[03:26:05] no No. No, please no. No, no, no, we're dead child, we're dead, Chad. We're dead.

[03:26:23] What are we doing?

[03:26:26] What is this red stuff? Are these tints?! What is this?!

[03:26:39] It's trees!

[03:26:47] Eat those. I don't know if they're poisons, but eat them, eat everything you see.

[03:26:53] We need sticks man, give me some sticks!

[03:26:57] Child, one of those are poisonous, man?

[03:27:01] Where were those little mini trees at that give the sticks?

[03:27:04] I don't understand.

[03:27:05] Where are they at?

[03:27:12] There's another stick. No, please I'm begging you.

[03:27:15] Chad we need one more stick just one that's it.

[03:27:18] When you see a stick come out of the window Just one stick, just one. That's it.

[03:27:21] When you see a tight stick...

[03:27:25] One stick. I'm begging.

[03:27:37] We move, chat we move,

[03:27:39] we move, we move,

[03:27:40] there's cannibals every We move, we move, we move, we move.

[03:27:46] There's cannibals everywhere this is horrible. I'm scared bro Dude, we put the bed in the most exposed spot ever bro.

[03:27:59] What are we doing? Bro! Yes, save. Sleep right now. Chat we have another night

[03:28:25] who is

[03:28:29] we us that's who

[03:28:30] we're a team out here buddy what you talking about

[03:28:32] chat what is the next plan of action man

[03:28:38] I'm hungry not no more

[03:28:43] oh we're looking good right now

[03:28:45] establish a base Oh, we're looking good right now.

[03:28:47] Establish a base? No, we have one. See it's way over there.

[03:28:51] We came out here for exploration and it's been pretty rough.

[03:29:00] Okay. What is this place?

[03:29:40] Jackie, you go over there. Upgrade the sphere what should i upgrade it with sap you lie how are you gonna lie like that?

[03:29:45] Y'all think we should move back over to our base?

[03:29:45] What do you think?

[03:29:51] Why did he just look at his arm like that? Oh!

[03:29:52] We can't go up there, we're gonna get cold.

[03:29:56] Wait do the cogwheel it'll tell you. Wait, really?

[03:30:04] Wait.

[03:30:08] We don't have any bones, chat.

[03:30:09] We need some bones.

[03:30:28] If we had some bones if we have some phones we can upgrade okay so now I know that if you hover over the cogwheel it shows you exactly what you need to upgrade.

[03:30:29] Why don't y'all tell me that sooner, chat?

[03:30:38] This is fine. The good news is...

[03:30:43] Chat the good news is we have not died yet. That's the good news.

[03:30:48] How deep is this?

[03:30:51] There's no fish

[03:30:52] in it, though. Okay, type one if you think we should head back to our base right now.

[03:30:58] Type 2 if you think we should keep exploring. It's snowy up in here. Why is it snowing? Get me out of here! Oh mushroom! What just happened?

[03:31:29] That thing's crunchy.

[03:31:34] Captain Thane's crunch... Catch a bite! Jackpot.

[03:31:49] Jackpot!

[03:31:52] Jackpot!

[03:31:56] Jackpot!

[03:32:07] Is that human meat? Should we eat it?

[03:32:10] No, that's claw. Give me that!

[03:32:14] What am I saying? We can't eat humans.

[03:32:21] Come on, loot all of this.

[03:32:25] Loot everything out of here!

[03:32:27] We gotta get everything, Chad! Everything! Come on! everything no point breaking that has already had the maximum amount of

[03:32:35] motherboards gas so, how do we

[03:32:41] wind up escaping this place and beating the game?

[03:32:58] Find caves... find caves hey buddy um i got some news for you we just went in a cave and it was the most horrifying insane experience I think I've ever had in my life.

[03:33:07] So that being said...

[03:33:10] I don't know about that.

[03:33:17] Die for a free map? Wait, really?! what oh hey how y'all doing i'm sorry You know what?

[03:33:50] Y'all gonna growl at me.

[03:33:51] Y'all gonna yell at me.

[03:33:52] Let's go.

[03:33:54] Nah, y'all wanna yell at me. Y'all wanna growl at me. Let's go. Let's go now y'all want to yell at me y'all want

[03:33:56] to growl at me let's go no y'all really want the smoke

[03:34:05] y'all really want the smoke where y'all really want the smoke? Where y'all at?

[03:34:07] They done left, chat.

[03:34:11] They got Egoned.

[03:34:15] That's aura ain't it? Where's Bro going?

[03:34:19] That's Ora, ain't it?

[03:34:25] Where is Bro going?!... bro going is that a lion it sounds like

[03:34:35] a lion is afoot.

[03:34:41] Dog!

[03:34:45] Come here!

[03:34:48] I'm about to play with you come here right in the face come on

[03:34:56] we burn them chat we burn them right we burn them We burn him, chat. We burn him, right? We burn him?

[03:35:04] We burn he!

[03:35:08] Burn him Burn them.

[03:35:17] Kill the turtles for food? You don't really want to do that?

[03:35:19] That's kind of messed up ain't it

[03:35:22] is that dude a leader why does he have a skull

[03:35:29] yo chat you think? Y'all, I'm not gonna lie.

[03:35:46] I got a lot closer than I thought I would wait that actually got

[03:35:50] a lot closer than I thought bro it landed right beside me bro where'd he go

[03:35:58] i think i scared him away chat i scared him off there we go also did we get a new weapon

[03:36:16] chances better Shad, is this better?

[03:36:20] No. It's worse right? The one we have is better right?

[03:36:23] Wait shall we make some armor?

[03:36:31] What else do we need?

[03:36:40] What else do we need?

[03:36:47] Yes! yes

[03:36:55] YES! Chat we're making moves. Money moves, I tell ya.

[03:36:58] They don't call me Bear

[03:36:59] Grills for nothing because I'm a

[03:37:01] survivalist out here.

[03:37:04] Matter of fact,

[03:37:05] we're better than Bear Grills. all bear greeks be able to survive

[03:37:08] in the wilderness you're surviving in the wilderness plus

[03:37:10] what cannibals trying to eat his butt naked you know what is this out here

[03:37:23] those are bird actions there's another base over there.

[03:37:29] Chat, should we go to that base?

[03:37:37] Play the forest? That's literally what we're doing.

[03:37:48] Chat, type 1 if we go to this base i don't know if they have anything we need though

[03:37:55] all right

[03:37:56] i will go there real quick

[03:37:58] we'll go take a g there real quick.

[03:38:03] We'll take a gander real quick, we'll see. Upgrade the spear?

[03:38:14] Dude, here's the thing though.

[03:38:16] I feel like this club is

[03:38:17] the best weapon in the game. Is it?

[03:38:19] And we already have it.

[03:38:22] This is going rather swell, if you ask me.

[03:38:30] It's not?

[03:38:33] Can you get a gun?

[03:38:35] Dude, if I get a gun,

[03:38:36] I'm clearing this whole island out!

[03:38:47] Matter of fact, when I finally leave this island and go back home I'm going to get a gun, fly back over here

[03:38:50] Clear the whole island out

[03:38:51] Y'all are sitting here trying to kill me.

[03:39:01] Bring a bazooka back over here.

[03:39:08] Okay, what do y'all got?

[03:39:10] Okay, there's some luggage right here.

[03:39:10] That's good.

[03:39:11] That's that Louis Vuitton bag.

[03:39:12] That Louis Vuitton...

[03:39:19] Nah, I like my other clothes better. Right?

[03:39:28] Eh, short sleeves eye. Vengeance?

[03:39:29] Exactly!

[03:39:30] They've been trying to kill me this whole time bro.

[03:39:33] None of them are over here right now.

[03:39:36] Dude, these mushrooms are low-key keeping me alive.

[03:39:45] Okay hang on I'll make sure to loot everything because I don't want to miss nothing.

[03:39:50] We got a candy bar! That's always a good thing.

[03:40:19] Hold up now hold on now chat we still loot now here It's good bro. It's good bro, come on!

[03:40:21] All that you want is smoke!

[03:40:26] Goodnight!

[03:40:29] Oh?

[03:40:31] I said goodnight, buddy.

[03:40:34] I said goodnight!

[03:40:39] That's what I said!

[03:40:43] We burn him, right? Yes we burn him. The more bones

[03:40:53] we have the better. But here's the question this time

[03:40:57] Do we make bone armor or do we upgrade his spear?

[03:41:01] What do y'all think?

[03:41:10] Spear?

[03:41:11] Better.

[03:41:35] Yoden Chief cheeks was out that is great Is she about to eat that lizard? No, they're friends.

[03:41:43] Chat we'll do it with you chat bro, we can't fight everything.

[03:41:46] We already got to fight off cannibals dude.

[03:41:52] Okay, we have a spear. cannibals, dude.

[03:41:58] Okay, we have a spear,

[03:41:58] right?

[03:42:27] Now we're gonna make an upgraded spear after we're done cooking this guy. Now! Now.

[03:42:33] What do we need?

[03:42:38] Three bones. three bones

[03:43:11] was that worth it you think should we walk around this or should we walk around with the club? this Come here, man! He looks tough.

[03:43:15] The demon!

[03:43:17] He just walked... Oh my good

[03:43:32] Where'd my spear go?

[03:43:36] Chat, where'd the spear go?

[03:43:39] Chat! Got it chat found it i'm killing all y'all

[03:43:48] this is my village village I saw it!

[03:44:09] HAAA!

[03:44:12] HA!

[03:44:14] HA! Ha!

[03:44:16] Ha!

[03:44:23] 1, 3, 20 don't matter Two-pack dog, come here!

[03:44:39] Who else?

[03:44:48] I see you over here.

[03:44:49] Man,

[03:44:50] I see you over here.

[03:44:52] You think you're gonna get away from me?

[03:44:53] Huh? Oh my god.

[03:44:57] I see more of them.

[03:44:58] Oh my goodness.

[03:45:04] Good night.

[03:45:22] I'm literally wiping out an entire generation right now. Like, I am forming an entire generation. Yo! She sidestamped it, what? what

[03:45:34] that is insane

[03:45:39] i lost it for good chad i lost it for good. Chat, I lost it for good. It's gone.

[03:45:43] Chat, Spear is gone. I lost it for good that time.

[03:45:44] It's gone.

[03:45:45] We fight.

[03:45:48] We fight.

[03:45:54] We fight.

[03:45:58] Don't matter, I stay out of business.

[03:46:00] I stay in no business, no matter.

[03:46:04] Stand on biscuits! Come on!

[03:46:09] Stand on biscuits, come on! Get out! so Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen that is how you wipe it. Did that crocodile just bite me?

[03:47:18] Where did the bird come from?

[03:47:21] Okay, well now you gotta die.

[03:47:25] Chat, where did my spear go?

[03:47:28] Did y'all see it?

[03:47:33] We gotta kill this crocodile now!

[03:47:44] Where you at? killed his crocodile now where did it go it was just right here

[03:47:47] it disappeared It disappeared.

[03:47:56] How did he disappear that quick?

[03:47:59] Ted Moore Meds,, you're right.

[03:48:01] So we burn these guys now, right chat?

[03:48:05] Hey like I said

[03:48:12] Chat, like I said, that's how you wipe out an entire generation right there. We just cooked.

[03:48:18] Chat we just cooked.

[03:48:20] Literally.

[03:48:21] Now we're literally cooking.

[03:48:26] Burn them all.

[03:48:39] We gotta burn em' all! all we got to burn them all look at this chat we looked like a crazy person out here, burning bodies.

[03:48:40] But this is life.

[03:48:43] This is the life we chose.

[03:48:44] This is the life we have to live, okay?

[03:48:50] This is just what it is.

[03:48:52] Why are you burning them?

[03:48:53] Because if you burn them,

[03:48:54] You can get their bones

[03:48:55] And with their bones

[03:48:56] We can make

[03:48:57] Upgraded stuff

[03:48:59] Y'all just want when we get full armor.

[03:49:06] Dude, I don't

[03:49:06] know where the spear is, bro.

[03:49:11] The spear's gotta be right up in here because this is where i threw it

[03:49:16] am i eating a rock

[03:49:21] chat look for the spear bro Oh, what's up man?

[03:49:37] Now you're about to get eaten. Now you're getting eaten bro!

[03:49:40] Now you're getting eaten!

[03:49:41] You gonna try to kill me?

[03:49:50] Goodnight. Chat, where're so locked in.

[03:49:59] The amount of progress that we have made tonight is insane. How much armor can we make? me now we skin the gator and eat him.

[03:50:28] True survivalist mode!

[03:50:34] Bro became a steak, that's crazy...

[03:50:40] Ayy Bro became a steak, that's crazy. Bro became a steak!

[03:50:43] I just heard somebody. somebody

[03:51:03] too easy too You stay asleep!

[03:51:10] You can make armor with the gator skin? Wait, for real?

[03:51:16] Let's burn him too. Okay. Armor with the gator skin, right? No that's lizard skin. Where is the gator skin? Are gators a lizard still armor that's booty cheek check this booty cheek right there. That ain't no good is it? Use it for real

[03:52:01] good right that's good, right? That's good?

[03:52:08] I think we need more bone armor too.

[03:52:12] Wouldn't you agree?

[03:52:22] How quickly does armor break, you think?

[03:52:25] Where's the lizard skin? I did. I put it on.

[03:52:33] Can you burn?

[03:52:40] Oh, it... your armor goes away in one hit?

[03:52:49] ... armor goes away in one hit? Really?

[03:52:53] Wait, let's put the club back on here

[03:52:55] and put the teeth back on here and put the teeth back on here.

[03:53:11] Should we use every bit of this for this? No?

[03:53:12] Okay.

[03:53:16] I'll wear the skin normally like that? Did I just do good?

[03:53:27] Chat we're learning bro. Chat we're learning bro.

[03:53:29] Chat, we're learning!

[03:53:31] These dudes got destroyed I'm not gonna lie.

[03:53:37] They got absolutely destroyed. Of course I need more sticks, man.

[03:53:59] Gimme some stiiicks! Give me some sticks.

[03:54:06] Joe, when you see a stick type stick.

[03:54:10] Dude I can't see nothing out here.

[03:54:15] We need three more and we're good!

[03:54:21] These dudes are here too but we got more than what we need right now. I need three more sticks.

[03:54:30] That's it, three more sticks and we're good bro there we go one more found it come on chat bro we have been cooking dude

[03:54:50] literally cooking save save there we go Save.

[03:55:05] There we go.

[03:55:08] Sleep.

[03:55:09] We can't sleep, we wait till we sleep.

[03:55:12] Should I turn the light off?

[03:55:13] You think this is going to attract them?

[03:55:15] Ah! Ah! Should I turn the light off? You think this is going to attract them?

[03:55:22] Come here. You gotta die! You gotta die!

[03:55:25] You gotta die! You gotta die!

[03:55:29] I'm not a stamp and they're helping me!

[03:55:38] Am i cold?

[03:55:41] Chat, where'd the base go?

[03:56:00] There it is. Okay, the fire is uncolding us right now. The fire is un cold against right now hurry let me sleep please

[03:56:06] that I'm taking a risk i gotta use the bathroom

[03:56:09] chad if something happens start playing uh so uh oh the foredog went out chat rate my performance on the force today be honest we put in some work dude

[03:57:01] we did

[03:57:06] who were taking that chat right, that's a beautiful place

[03:57:13] to leave off

[03:57:13] in my opinion.

[03:57:14] Chat, let's go.

[03:57:16] Chat, we killed

[03:57:18] a bunch of people

[03:57:18] and we upgraded

[03:57:19] We learned

[03:57:20] Let's go man!

[03:57:23] That's what I'm talking about. Don't say

[03:57:24] one out of ten. I performed well today, buddy.

[03:57:26] Talking about one out of ten. Shut up.

[03:57:29] Chat.

[03:57:30] Great stream, bro. I love y'all, man.

[03:57:34] Great stream, chat. I love y'all, bro. For real, bro. I love that, man. Great stream, Chad.

[03:57:34] I love y'all, bro.

[03:57:35] For real, man.

[03:57:36] Eight out of ten?

[03:57:37] I'll take that.

[03:57:38] Hey!

[03:57:39] Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.

[03:57:41] Preach to all the get-thisubs, donos, bits, follows.

[03:57:43] Of course, our preach office hanging out. Hey! Have a good rest of y'alls night. the subs, donos, bits, follows. Of course, I appreciate y'all for hanging out.

[03:57:44] Hey, have a good rest of y'all's night.

[03:57:46] Have a good day tomorrow.

[03:57:47] See y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.

[03:57:48] I love y'all, man.

[03:57:48] All right?

[03:57:49] Peace out, y'all.