🟨ELDEN RING DLC FINALLY🟨

caseoh_

06-20-2024 · 12h 45m

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[00:00:00] Woo, it's bright up in here!

[00:00:06] Ayy!

[00:00:09] Ayy, it's bright up in here!

[00:00:13] What's good we? What's good Rob? what's good what's good rob what's good chat

[00:00:17] what's good zach what's good ladies and gentlemen

[00:00:21] chat look how bright it is in here bro.

[00:00:26] Yo chat its bright up in here!

[00:00:29] Blue hoodie yup blue hoodie

[00:00:33] Bro chat that's how you know we never stream during the daytime because

[00:00:38] we've never seen this room with light in it, bro.

[00:00:41] Yo play a game already with the five gift appreciate you play

[00:00:44] a game already chat. how's everybody's day

[00:00:48] on a scale of one to ten let me hear it man huh chat today is

[00:00:53] the day that I have been waiting for, for a year plus man.

[00:00:58] Yo Zero Vanessa Nicholas Turkey White Smitty

[00:01:01] appreciate you.

[00:01:03] Why are you on so early?

[00:01:05] Hey buddy you living under a rock?

[00:01:06] The DLC dropped today

[00:01:10] chad look at me do i look skinnier in the daytime huh

[00:01:14] this is all hang down action this ain't no stomach this is all pain down action this ain't no stomach this all hang down actually said what I look

[00:01:21] better in low light or big like huh yo move chick illy oh my goodness I can't Yo, MoobChickIlly.

[00:01:29] Oh my goodness.

[00:01:30] I can't keep up with you.

[00:01:31] W subs chat.

[00:01:32] W subs chat bro.

[00:01:35] Bro, I'm so ready for this bro chat.

[00:01:36] We've been waiting bro.

[00:01:38] It's finally time man chat 30 minutes it's releasing dude

[00:01:44] w suburbs man chat 30 minutes

[00:01:51] 30 minutes. 30

[00:01:51] minutes, chat!

[00:01:54] And we ready.

[00:01:59] Chat, what do y'all think of the light in here?

[00:02:00] Bro, I have never streamed during the daytime in here.

[00:02:05] This is...

[00:02:05] Chad, you know something crazy going on if I'm streaming during the day.

[00:02:09] Chad, if you see this light in here

[00:02:11] you know something crazy going on.

[00:02:14] You already

[00:02:15] know, Chad.

[00:02:17] Matter of fact, hold up.

[00:02:20] Matter of fact, hold up, Chad. Hold up.

[00:02:22] ... Matter of fact, hold up chat. Hold up.

[00:02:28] Chat, Elden Ring countdown. Hold up bro.

[00:02:30] Chat...

[00:02:32] Chat... Chat... chat chat

[00:02:34] I'm ready man 3400 bangs dude i look

[00:02:39] big in the daylight oh my

[00:02:42] goodness chat you see this shoulder right here? You see this pec action? Overhead press of 500 pounds on everything I love. What?

[00:02:56] What are you talking about?

[00:02:57] Huh?

[00:03:00] Chat,

[00:03:03] chat,

[00:03:07] it's about to get nasty up in here and i'm gonna keep it a stack with you chat listen

[00:03:17] i'm no hitting every boss bro chat every boss that we come across i'm no hitting them dude. Literally. We about to blow through these things? No hit. You know what

[00:03:23] I mean? Chat, you know.

[00:03:29] Wait, somebody said

[00:03:31] last night they dropped a new trailer.

[00:03:33] Chat, did they drop a new trailer?

[00:03:35] Death Counter? Matter of fact, I got you right here chat peep this chat

[00:03:40] are you ready we got okay that bet that says one for no reason

[00:03:46] that's not supposed to say

[00:03:47] one hold on we do got a death counter now listen

[00:03:53] chad i ain't gonna have to use this thing

[00:03:55] because look it's going to stay on this the entire time.

[00:03:59] Okay? The death counter is going

[00:04:03] to stay on this the entire time. I'm never

[00:04:07] gonna have to hit that button

[00:04:10] Never

[00:04:12] Chat bro, I'm ready dude

[00:04:19] Chad we've been talking about an Elden Ring DLC for like four life for like a hot minute, bro.

[00:04:21] Chat,

[00:04:23] a hot minute. You know what I mean?

[00:04:24] Should I warm up low-key?

[00:04:27] What should

[00:04:28] the prediction be when the time comes?

[00:04:33] How quick will Case beat The Boss, not Will I Die.

[00:04:40] Chas, can I warm up real quick bro? I just don't want to die.

[00:04:43] Chas, did I warm up real quick bro?

[00:04:46] Dude, I feel like I should no lie.

[00:04:49] Dude this morning before I started stream

[00:04:52] I realized that in my build that I'm bringing

[00:04:52] into the DLC

[00:04:53] I never beat

[00:04:54] Black Blade Kindred.

[00:04:55] So I go kill him real quick

[00:04:56] just to get warmed up.

[00:04:59] They're running abs

[00:05:00] on the countdown!

[00:05:01] Oh they're hitting a lick.

[00:05:04] Oh, man!

[00:05:08] Chat,

[00:05:09] they running abs

[00:05:10] on the countdown.

[00:05:11] They hitting a lick dude yeah let me get warmed up bro

[00:05:16] check come on bro look man Jack little there's been days Chat, look, bro.

[00:05:25] There's been days.

[00:05:27] Chat, look, there's been times,

[00:05:29] there's been days,

[00:05:31] there's been stuff that we've done

[00:05:32] that y'all have had to be locked in on.

[00:05:34] But chat,

[00:05:35] y'all gots to be locked in.

[00:05:37] Do you understand?

[00:05:40] Because if I start raging

[00:05:41] and I look over at chat

[00:05:44] and I see like a LMAO

[00:05:45] or something like that

[00:05:48] the table's getting flipped over.

[00:05:51] Matter of fact we're lucky

[00:05:53] the table didn't get flipped over last night on that climbing game.

[00:05:58] So y'all see what I did though?

[00:05:59] I low-key played a rage game before today to like get myself prepped for this.

[00:06:05] Like I'm ready, Chad.

[00:06:06] I'm not going to lie.

[00:06:08] Dude, I'm loading in, bro.

[00:06:09] What you talking about?

[00:06:13] I'm loading in.

[00:06:13] I'm warming up, bro.

[00:06:14] Let's go, man.

[00:06:16] Stop spamming ads. Stop spamming ads.

[00:06:19] I'm gonna have this conversation with y'all again

[00:06:22] like I have 50 other times.

[00:06:26] You are never going to see a streamer who runs less ads than me and

[00:06:31] that's on everything I love bro that's only everything I love, Chad.

[00:06:39] I got the least amount of ads humanly possible.

[00:06:43] What happened?

[00:06:45] Hello?

[00:06:49] Is that a new logo?!

[00:06:52] They took away the flashbang

[00:07:04] hold up I gotta run that back

[00:07:06] wait I gotta run that back.

[00:07:11] They took away the flashbang! No shot!

[00:07:15] Left early from work to be here? Yo W-

[00:07:21] Yo what's next with the five?

[00:07:23] No, the 10 get to appreciate you.

[00:07:24] What's next?

[00:07:29] Don't you do this to me.

[00:07:32] Chat, wait a minute.

[00:07:32] Look, the flashbang is gone.

[00:07:33] Look at this.

[00:07:34] Watch, watch, watch.

[00:07:36] Chat, watch.

[00:07:37] The flashbang is gone.

[00:07:38] Look at this.

[00:07:43] Besides that,

[00:07:44] that's still there.

[00:07:44] But look,

[00:07:56] yeah, shh shh

[00:08:00] bro that's so much better.

[00:08:04] Bro,

[00:08:06] that's so much better. Oh my goodness, thank you for taking the flashbang

[00:08:09] away.

[00:08:11] Thank you.

[00:08:12] Yo, Tyler with the team,it, appreciate you, Tyler.

[00:08:16] Yo chat did they drop a new trailer last night? I haven't watched it if they have, I heard they did.

[00:08:22] If they did can one of my mods link it, pin it?

[00:08:28] Please.

[00:08:31] Case did you beat Moog?

[00:08:34] Did you even play the main game bro who do you think i am

[00:08:50] did i even play the main game? Hey buddy, I got a news flash for you.

[00:08:52] I have played every Elden- er uh...

[00:08:55] Souls game on release for the past 15 years.

[00:08:59] Don't you dare ask me if I played the game.

[00:09:03] What are you talking about?

[00:09:04] Chat, listen, who are we bringing in?

[00:09:06] 143 or are we bringing in? 143 or are we bringing in 132?

[00:09:14] I'm feeling 143. I'm not going to lie.

[00:09:19] Chat, I'm feeling 143, I'm not gonna lie. Chat, I'm feeling 143.

[00:09:25] Bro finally stopped eating and streamed earlier? It has nothing to do with eating yo Jonathan

[00:09:31] what the fly get appreciate you Jonathan

[00:09:35] bet dude doom chat we're 28 minutes away bro what is this wait what is this?

[00:09:56] New features can be enabled in the display tab within the system menu items obtained for the first time

[00:10:02] can be marked with explanation mark

[00:10:07] y'all channel to keep an absolute stack with you i'm not sure what they mean

[00:10:11] right here

[00:10:14] yo chad should we help somebody beat mo to warm up real quick

[00:10:19] bro look at this place.

[00:10:23] Check, this is where it's gonna start bro.

[00:10:25] Check right here.

[00:10:29] Check, this is where it's gonna start man.

[00:10:32] Wait you can't attack in here anymore.

[00:10:35] Did they change this to a safe space?

[00:10:39] You can't attack in here!

[00:10:43] Yo, Bay the Guard that just said blueberry... you can't attack in here

[00:10:47] yo bailey guard that just said blueberry buddy buddy there's nothing else that i can do to look less like a blueberry right now

[00:10:50] it's daytime outside i'm wearing a giant blue hoodie okay

[00:10:53] relax I'm wearing a giant blue hoodie, okay? Relax.

[00:10:58] Relax, man.

[00:11:00] Wait, chat.

[00:11:01] Should we help somebody beat mode real quick to warm up?

[00:11:03] I feel like we should.

[00:11:09] Okay. somebody beat mode real quick to warm up. I feel like we should. Let's see if anybody summons us, let's see. Chat, let's just see if anybody summons us.

[00:11:17] Dude I'm so ready for this to drop bro.

[00:11:23] It's summertime?

[00:11:24] Yeah it's summertime but you know there is something called air conditioner

[00:11:28] and I got that air conditioner going in my house

[00:11:33] What do you think I'm doing playing on the back porch or something? Buddy, I know it's summertime.

[00:11:39] Yo somebody summon me man let's go.

[00:11:48] Somebody summon me man you need help? Can somebody sub to me, man?

[00:11:49] You need help?

[00:11:53] Chat.

[00:11:54] What lighting is better?

[00:11:55] Daytime lighting or nighttime lighting?

[00:11:56] This is weird.

[00:11:59] Dude, I'm looking outside. I ain't seeing nothing but some sun action right now.

[00:12:04] Chat,

[00:12:04] I'm looking

[00:12:05] outside. All I'm seeing is greenery

[00:12:07] and sunlight action.

[00:12:09] This is weird, you know?

[00:12:15] It's nighttime in Italy.

[00:12:16] Who's from Italy here?

[00:12:18] Type 1 if you're from Italy up in here bro ain't

[00:12:22] nobody gonna summon your boy I'ma help you man

[00:12:24] some of me do PvP all dude if I did PvP with this build

[00:12:31] I would get rolled buddy. Rolled.

[00:12:35] Wait! No no no! Let's go do this! Alright, I'm about to get fried.

[00:12:44] Let's go.

[00:12:46] Listen,

[00:12:46] I'm not counting these deaths right here

[00:12:48] because this isn't the DLC yet.

[00:12:54] Okay. here because this isn't the DLC yet. Okay, this is the worst enemy in the game

[00:12:56] in my opinion. Chat, let's

[00:12:58] go! Warm-up time!

[00:13:01] There's already a prediction will case die what's this prediction look

[00:13:08] like

[00:13:11] what's this prediction look like bro

[00:13:23] are you serious?

[00:13:28] Are you for real?

[00:13:32] Alright.

[00:13:37] Oh no, that's cool chat, that's cool.

[00:13:41] Okay... I haven't fought this nerd

[00:13:43] in like a year.

[00:14:06] Chat, listen, don't be surprised if I three shot him okay oh this is easy money what what

[00:14:11] I'm off

[00:14:19] oh you're so fried

[00:14:29] you're actually so cooked you're getting first tried I'm playing it safe. I'm healing.

[00:14:32] Y'all ain't getting paid today!

[00:14:49] Oh my goodness, that took half! Wait I'm so locked in.

[00:14:51] I'm actually gonna lie, you hit hard. lord now don't stop saying refund now

[00:15:12] wait i'm selling the bag chat i'm actually still in the bank

[00:15:17] lord have mercy Have mercy! I hate you so much.

[00:15:38] Jack, the reason this fight isn't over yet is because my controller's messed up on everything I love!

[00:15:55] No don't do this to me. Please don't do this to me!

[00:15:56] When they pull out the axe it's bad! They're so easy, baby!

[00:16:11] Burn the bombs, burn the slime.

[00:16:13] What you talkin' about?

[00:16:24] Oh yeah I'm DLC ready buddy! Oh nah! Hey, I'm DLC ready. For any of you nerds doubting me, you better lock it in buddy. You understand me

[00:16:46] I Man, it's hot!

[00:16:50] Oh.

[00:16:54] Now rate my performance, be honest...

[00:16:56] Hold on. Hold on. be honest hold on

[00:16:58] hold on whoo chad i got my chat i got my heart rate

[00:17:04] ted i got my heart rate going.

[00:17:08] Wait, Chad, how's the volume on here?

[00:17:09] Is the volume good or no?

[00:17:12] What did this dude just say?

[00:17:17] I wasn't familiar with your game? be honest was you not familiar with my

[00:17:20] gaming man chat beyond oh my goodness we're 20 minutes away

[00:17:35] chat we're 20 minutes away bro oh my goodness please

[00:17:38] please take my hand, let me in early. I'll kiss your hand. Just let me in please!

[00:17:49] It's just 20 minutes, just let me in, please. It's just 20 minutes

[00:17:51] just let me in early!

[00:17:53] You know what I mean, Chad?

[00:17:57] I'd do anything

[00:17:59] at this point.

[00:18:02] Oh, yeah, the trailer is pinned?

[00:18:03] Let me watch that.

[00:18:07] Well, let me watch this trailer.

[00:18:08] I have not watched this yet.

[00:18:11] Is there spoilers in it, chat?

[00:18:19] It can't be that bad.

[00:18:21] Why would they put spoilers in a trailer though

[00:18:24] you know what i mean

[00:18:27] chas we watch it

[00:18:31] why are you streaming so early oh just because it's the biggest day in gaming

[00:18:34] in the past two years. That's why.

[00:18:36] Man let's watch it bro! There ain't no spoilers out here. Certainly not.

[00:18:40] Lock-in for this chat. Lock-in for this.

[00:18:44] LOCK IN Lock in for this, chat. Lock in for this! Lock in!

[00:18:59] My loyal blade and champion of the festival. Who's that?

[00:19:03] Both your deeds will ever be praised in song.

[00:19:14] Oh no.

[00:19:17] She ain't got no head!

[00:19:22] Is there no hope for redemption? Are you serious with this?

[00:19:32] Wait, chat. What are those things called

[00:19:37] in real life that live on the bottom of the ocean? And they're long worms and they come up

[00:19:41] out of the ground and grab stuff and pull it in. What are those called? Sandworms.

[00:19:54] This is horrific!

[00:19:57] Can I even do the video in this high quality?

[00:20:00] Alright, lock in.

[00:20:02] PEGI 16

[00:20:03] My loyal blade and champion of the festival.

[00:20:13] Bobbit worms, yeah!

[00:20:15] Both your deeds will ever be praised in song.

[00:20:24] Bro!

[00:20:33] Bro... Bro. Is there no answer, man? The answer, sadly, is clear.

[00:20:42] Bad wing TV!

[00:20:50] Sorry for the pause but can you throw weapons in this? He hit him right in the eyeball.

[00:21:12] Yeah, good stream chat.

[00:21:13] I'll catch y'all in about a week.

[00:21:21] Bro, what is this?

[00:21:25] Are you bro what is this are you serious with this right here

[00:21:29] yeah i'm cooked wait i'm good Wait, I could... Okay, last pause.

[00:21:38] I'm going to go watch it all the way through with no pauses

[00:21:40] then we'll go back and dissect.

[00:21:42] Y'all cool with that?

[00:21:44] We'll watch it all the rest of the way through with no pauses then

[00:21:46] we'll go back and dissect after it's over let's go i just i can't help but when i see stuff i'm

[00:21:52] like bro what is that Oh, nah.

[00:22:10] I saw this in one of the trailers! i The Earth 3 is my people's enemy. Set aflame. Bro!

[00:22:46] What was that? Some mustard gas?! I'm sorry, but we're out of fuel. so Oh, God. and falling is better than falling.

[00:23:11] Oh, God! I'm gonna fight this thing!

[00:23:17] Bro, this is so dope! Is this actually the main thing you wanted?

[00:23:21] Such as it is, this battle could not be more fitting...

[00:23:27] for the birth of a new god, and the coming of a lord.

[00:23:32] Easy balls, not as easy!

[00:23:34] Easy balls, easy balls!

[00:23:37] Never mind! so I'm sorry. Promise me you'll be my consort.

[00:24:06] I promise!

[00:24:10] Bro...

[00:24:12] Bro...

[00:24:15] Bro... Bro. Bro.

[00:24:18] Che, you know what it's like?

[00:24:21] It's like bittersweet bro

[00:24:23] because like

[00:24:24] once the elden ring dlc is over chat

[00:24:28] like elder rings done man you know what I mean?

[00:24:40] Like, when it- five more minutes.

[00:24:42] Yo! It actually drops in 13

[00:24:44] minutes chat bro!, 13 minutes.

[00:24:47] Okay, a few things that I noticed.

[00:24:48] One thing I wasn't comfortable with is this because when this dude crawls into the screen, look what's on his back.

[00:24:54] He's a winged enemy and buddy let me tell you weaned in

[00:25:01] winged enemies from software games might be the worst thing in history, buddy.

[00:25:09] Listen,

[00:25:10] I have rage quit many a

[00:25:12] time and from software

[00:25:14] games but buddy not because

[00:25:16] of bosses because of winged enemies.

[00:25:20] Those are the worst things in the world.

[00:25:23] You know what the worst part about Elden Ring is?

[00:25:24] Remember when you first go into that castle?

[00:25:26] There's all them birds and they throw them exploding barrels at you?

[00:25:29] That's the worst part ever.

[00:25:34] Dude.

[00:25:38] Dude.

[00:25:39] Bro's gonna break his setup today?

[00:25:41] I mean,

[00:25:41] I think I'm good.

[00:25:44] Chow,

[00:25:44] you think I'm gonna

[00:25:45] break my setup?

[00:25:49] I think I'm good though

[00:25:59] Bro this is so dope, Look at that hammer, what is that?

[00:26:03] Chat, is there throwable weapons in the DLC?

[00:26:14] How do y'all know that though? Y'all got it early?

[00:26:19] You should keep the lights on more often.

[00:26:21] Bro, it's daylight outside.

[00:26:23] That's the only reason.

[00:26:27] Buddy, I don't have the lights on.

[00:26:28] What you mean?

[00:26:35] Chat. 11 minutes dude chat

[00:26:37] 11 of them things

[00:26:39] dude the sunlight kinda popping though

[00:26:41] y'all mess with the sunlight

[00:26:42] um The sunlight kind of popping though. Chad, y'all mess with the sunlight?

[00:26:47] Bro.

[00:26:48] Chad bro.

[00:26:50] No 10 minutes bro.

[00:26:52] Dude what is that ad on the right side

[00:26:54] what is that

[00:26:55] chat

[00:26:59] 10 minutes

[00:27:03] single digit minutes i don't know what this ad is bro i promise you

[00:27:11] i promise y'all know what this ad is bro

[00:27:19] uptm is eating already a today

[00:27:22] okay chat look

[00:27:25] based on the structure of this

[00:27:27] cup alone, I'm not going to show y'all the logo.

[00:27:29] What fast food place is

[00:27:31] it from? That's all you're getting right there.

[00:27:34] That's all you're getting.

[00:27:37] Y'all already knew it was Taco Bell

[00:27:39] Y'all must have saw it already

[00:27:43] Yeah, Taco Bell, I had three cheesy

[00:27:45] Dordina crunches up like hey I'm going to lock in for this

[00:27:48] Elden Ring action, I'm going to have to eat something good.

[00:27:51] I went out

[00:27:52] and got me three of them things.

[00:27:53] Three of them bangs, dude.

[00:28:05] Chad who in here is going to be playing this alongside me?

[00:28:09] Who's gonna have me on one screen, you on the other?

[00:28:12] Only three?

[00:28:15] No, I got three chicken quesadillas too. I can't because I'm on console oh man average soggy mozzarella steak moment

[00:28:24] mmm man that sucks dude yeah chat in case you don't know if

[00:28:28] you are on console

[00:28:30] it doesn't drop until 6...

[00:28:32] Dude, I can't believe it's 8 minutes away.

[00:28:33] I can't believe I'm seeing this.

[00:28:37] What?

[00:28:37] I actually can't believe

[00:28:38] I'm seeing this right here.

[00:28:40] I literally cannot believe I'm seeing this right here. I literally cannot

[00:28:41] believe I see Shadow of the Erg Tree with 8 minutes

[00:28:43] until it drops in front of my screen right now.

[00:28:47] Dude.

[00:28:51] Chat, type 1 if you're crunk right now

[00:29:00] chat bro bro dude is right here man

[00:29:05] chat it's right here it's right around the corner.

[00:29:12] Woo!

[00:29:19] Are you the Godskin Noble?

[00:29:20] No.

[00:29:26] I hope for my sake there's no Godskin Nobles in the DLC.

[00:29:32] What is that name with the 20 gifted subs?

[00:29:36] Chat WBeat with the 20 gifted subs chat W beat with the 20 gifted subs. That name is absolutely outrageous, but I appreciate the 20 gifted subs.

[00:29:41] What is that? Do you see that dude's name?!

[00:29:47] Case, I saw you at Taco Bell today.

[00:29:49] Jokes on you buddy, I didn't go. My dad went and got it for me.

[00:29:51] W Dad

[00:29:53] Yo Cheyenne with the T in get-em Appreciate, Cheyenne with the team.

[00:29:56] Get to appreciate you, Cheyenne.

[00:29:59] Oh yeah, mom?

[00:30:00] You're good?

[00:30:00] Yeah, you're good, mom.

[00:30:05] Chat, let's go, bro. six minutes and 58 seconds come on Dude!

[00:30:19] Here's the thing, chat though. Here's the thing.

[00:30:21] They don't let you preload

[00:30:23] on Steam so whenever this

[00:30:25] six minutes is up we have to download the DLC.

[00:30:28] But thankfully, we got fiber internet, so we're good.

[00:30:32] Yo, Juanita with the five gig appreciates you.

[00:30:37] What time is it for you 453 p.m. chat we ain't never stream this early chat is

[00:30:43] just different check this is different like like i said when

[00:30:49] i started stream chat

[00:30:51] you know something crazy's going on if

[00:30:53] i start streaming it looks like this in

[00:30:55] here

[00:30:57] play the elden ring dl DLC case with The Five Gifted.

[00:31:04] Look at the screen!

[00:31:07] Yo, peep with The Five Gifted appreciates you.

[00:31:12] This dude made a whole of twitch account to give five subs with that name known about the play in anyway what does do

[00:31:17] just say your room is still dark because you're blocking out the sun.

[00:31:24] Wait, chat, should I go stay in front of the window real quick and see how much I block

[00:31:27] out?

[00:31:33] Hold on.

[00:31:37] Tell me if the light gets significantly less bright.

[00:31:37] You ready? Well, there's two windows so...

[00:31:45] Did it get darker?

[00:31:49] No, I did not get darker. There's no way it did.

[00:31:57] No, I did not get darker chat.

[00:31:59] I'm not about to sit here...

[00:32:01] Dude the mirror makes me look... Look how huge I look! I am not that big. This is an oversized hoodie, bro. Oh my goodness dude yo queso baby mom with the five get this chat on everything i love

[00:32:20] bitch is extremely oversized and it makes it look like i got a 10 on. I'm not that big, bro.

[00:32:25] I promise.

[00:32:29] Chad,

[00:32:30] I promise, bro.

[00:32:31] I'm not. Yo, Booty Hair

[00:32:33] with the five gifted thank yous. What is what are these names dude?

[00:32:39] What are these names bro not for real no chat how dark did it get? Did it really get darker now?

[00:32:53] Wait,

[00:32:53] Chad.

[00:32:54] I have a question though.

[00:32:59] Am I just going to be able to load up the game when the timer's up and it's going to be there? Because last night there was an update. You

[00:33:05] think that was the update?

[00:33:08] No. update you think that was the update oh

[00:33:17] really so we're gonna be able to load up the game and go straight in.

[00:33:24] I should load up the game then, right?

[00:33:28] Chad do i load up? Okay. I'm low-knock dude.

[00:33:40] Get me in here!

[00:33:43] What's your favorite cheat meal?

[00:33:47] I only do cheat meals like twice a year, but when I do have a cheat meal I'll usually do a salad but with chicken in it instead of just a salad.

[00:33:52] Yeah, that's usually what I do for a cheat meal.

[00:33:57] Chat, look at this bro.

[00:34:16] Let me get a roll. this bro let me in look there's messages on the ground doing what is this What are you doing?

[00:34:24] What is this one?

[00:34:27] Chat, rule number 1 in any Elden Ring game or any Souls game.

[00:34:34] Never take a message serious bro.

[00:34:37] Never take a message serious in your life.

[00:34:40] Chat three minutes dude chat three minute

[00:34:50] bro chat three minutes is this gonna work oh sure works I go to the title menu you think

[00:35:08] show the build i got you

[00:35:14] this is the bill we're taking in, chat.

[00:35:16] Chat this is the bill we are taking in bro.

[00:35:20] This is straight up what we're doing right here.

[00:35:24] This is what we take.

[00:35:31] Wait, wait no, there's actually no way y'all are going to sit here and say L build

[00:35:35] when I just first tried Black Blade Kindred.

[00:35:37] Are y'all serious?

[00:35:43] Don't you dare try to do me like that!

[00:35:48] Low intelligence, ha-ha?

[00:35:54] This ain't an intelligence build!

[00:35:56] What I look like, a spellcaster?

[00:35:59] Glintstone Shard!

[00:36:06] Comet Azor!

[00:36:09] Ging! jean comet azur

[00:36:15] no buddy i'm hidden stone

[00:36:19] let me in let me in. Let me in, bro.

[00:36:20] Please.

[00:36:22] Chad, I think I'm going to let your boy in, dude.

[00:36:26] But yeah, Chad,

[00:36:26] get a good look at the build, bro.

[00:36:27] This is what we're rocking with.

[00:36:29] Whether y'all like it or not,

[00:36:31] this is who me and you are dealing with.

[00:36:33] Okay?

[00:36:38] Whether y'all

[00:36:39] like it or not, this is what we're going in here with and

[00:36:42] y'all gotta accept that and just trust me and let me cook

[00:36:46] cuz again like I said no I'm not gonna lie straight rip this bill from some

[00:36:51] dude on YouTube a long time ago.

[00:36:52] I think his name was NexusGG or something.

[00:36:55] Straight jacked him.

[00:36:57] Straight up took him building.

[00:36:59] Took it from him.

[00:37:00] I'm talking down to the T, I took his bill from him. Not gonna lie.

[00:37:08] How do i get in?

[00:37:11] Let me go.

[00:37:16] The pickaxe is not maxed? Nah, I didn't want to.

[00:37:27] Chat what do I do? Restart the game?

[00:37:28] Bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro

[00:37:35] dude

[00:37:40] it's all right bro let's go

[00:37:44] chad let's go.

[00:37:47] Chat,

[00:37:47] let's go bro, it's here.

[00:37:50] Fix the face cam?

[00:37:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah

[00:38:17] january is there an update or do i just gotta restart is that it It's downloading. It's downloading, it's downloading, it's downloading, it's downloading!

[00:38:21] Oh my goodness, it's here! Oh my goodness, it's here!

[00:38:25] SHUT UP GENTLEMEN IT'S HERE!!! Oh my goodness, it's here. Chad, it's here!

[00:38:32] Chad, it's here bro. I can't believe it bro.

[00:38:34] I've been waiting so long man.

[00:38:36] Yes Two minutes to wait so long. Yes, two minutes. What does happen? No

[00:38:42] exit exit other exit other ring

[00:38:47] dude two minutes and we're in Dude

[00:38:48] Two minutes and we're in

[00:38:51] I don't even know if it's going to be two minutes

[00:38:52] It's probably going to be less than that

[00:38:54] Chat

[00:38:56] The long awaited The long awaited, the long needed,

[00:39:02] the long time,

[00:39:05] the long wish.

[00:39:08] The world that we've been waiting to consume is here.

[00:39:15] Chat, chat we lived to see the day now all we gotta do

[00:39:20] is stay alive until GTA 6 and we're good

[00:39:23] Chat, we live to see Elvin ring DLC

[00:39:26] Now we just gotta stay alive to CG ta6 and we're good bro after that

[00:39:30] It's whatever you know what I mean?

[00:39:33] After we get past GTA 6

[00:39:34] it's whatever.

[00:39:36] This is one of the two Infinity Stones.

[00:39:40] Tay got to realize this is like the biggest release in like since Elden Ring dropped

[00:39:45] oh please man I feel like dude chat less than two minutes from wearing that thing. Oh

[00:39:57] Dude

[00:40:02] Wait how many people are on Elvin ring right now let me look it up on my phone

[00:40:05] chat type one if you're like super locked in bro like for real

[00:40:11] chat y'all gotta be locked in for real.

[00:40:16] Chat, y'all gotta be locked in for this bro.

[00:40:17] You have to.

[00:40:20] Wait how many people are on Elden Ring?

[00:40:24] Elden Ring player count.

[00:40:32] 248,000 people are playing Elden Ring right now and I can guarantee you half of them

[00:40:36] are sitting at the Moog boss fight, sweating butt naked with a fan on. I'm trying to

[00:40:38] beat Moog so they can get in here.

[00:40:40] I guarantee you at least half of them are doing

[00:40:42] that right now.

[00:40:45] Dude, chat, do you understand how many people are sitting outside?

[00:40:50] The reason there's only two infinity cells is because you ate the others.

[00:40:52] Yeah, get the traitor king 123 out of here. Appreciate it.

[00:40:59] 30 seconds!

[00:41:05] Chat room... Let me in right now

[00:41:12] let me in this thing right now I feel

[00:41:16] like i feel like it's Black Friday I'm at the front of the line

[00:41:19] about to just run through the glass door and run over six employees

[00:41:22] just to get to an on-sale cookery thing or something. That's what it feels

[00:41:26] like. something that's what it feels like are you done

[00:41:35] are you done chat take it all in there's only

[00:41:50] you can only experience this once bro

[00:41:52] chat you can only

[00:41:54] experience this once I was here

[00:41:56] I was

[00:41:58] here bro

[00:42:01] chat soak it all in.

[00:42:02] You can only experience this once, dude.

[00:42:08] Let's go, man.

[00:42:14] Chat, you can only have your first time one time, bro

[00:42:22] And this is our first time and I'm glad to be sharing it with you. Yo, Dan with the Five appreciates you.

[00:42:28] Bro...

[00:42:31] Bro, we watching the cutscenes.

[00:42:33] We watching everything.

[00:42:41] We got a new

[00:42:47] who are you oh my goodness lock in um were you guided here by kaiman micula yes walking yeah I'm letter what a I was guided by faith along this honorable

[00:43:02] path touch the withered arm and you too will be transported yes ma'am

[00:43:07] to the realm of shadow where nicola the kind now dwells

[00:43:11] all right what's here bro michael patriots are there already like us they have heard kindly Nicholas call

[00:43:18] If you can find them, they are certain to lend you me

[00:43:22] If I can find who I miss that part. I'm so sorry. Can you repeat that?

[00:43:26] Come now.

[00:43:27] Touch the weather tower.

[00:43:28] I will not be far behind.

[00:43:30] Yes ma'am!

[00:43:30] Thank you so much!

[00:43:31] Woo! The game's too quiet.

[00:43:42] Chad, is the game too quiet?

[00:43:43] I'll turn it up.

[00:43:49] About right there sat Where did it take me?

[00:44:07] Wait, wait, wait.

[00:44:08] Where did it take me? Wait, wait, where did it take me?

[00:44:11] We're in a cave!

[00:44:58] Hello?! Hello?. Oh my goodness, what? roll death counter

[00:45:00] yeah yeah

[00:45:00] yeah

[00:45:01] yeah

[00:45:01] yeah Death counter? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:45:10] Chat look at this view.

[00:45:16] This might be better than the original game when you walk out

[00:45:19] bro

[00:45:26] what is this thing? There's a great dude. This looks, this looks actually insane!

[00:45:28] What is this?

[00:45:38] Oh Oh my god! Should we go grab the map shard off rip?

[00:45:43] I think that's what we do off-rip right?

[00:45:48] We gotta grab this off-rip 100%. Dude there's a bunch of like translucent gravestones oh nah who is that you better go somewhere

[00:46:05] buddy You better go somewhere, buddy!

[00:46:13] GG already, Chad. I'm alive.

[00:46:17] Who's this?

[00:46:25] Okay.

[00:46:25] Appreciate you, man.

[00:46:27] Chad, I saw something over here Okay, appreciate you man.

[00:46:31] Chat I saw something over here that I want to go look at.

[00:46:35] Chat I saw something I wanna go look at over here.

[00:46:41] It looked not friendly do i fight it oh my god chat do i fight it

[00:46:54] i'm gonna get fried

[00:46:57] john must straight up get fried off rip no lie

[00:47:01] all right we'll fight it there's a prediction let's go

[00:47:08] he's huge

[00:47:15] maybe he's huge maybe he's neutral maybe he's friendly

[00:47:28] he is not friendly! Oh my goodness, what is this this where's his health bar

[00:47:33] i'm not killing the same but i can't kill him look at his health I hit him with two jumping attacks and I did nothing to him.

[00:47:49] There's no way we're killing him, there's no sign!

[00:47:51] Now reef on then, i'm not fighting him

[00:47:59] there is there's no way this is real this is the strongest enemy i've ever seen in my life

[00:48:06] he's gonna kill me from 100 meters away he still kicking boxes Oh no, Chahir's mad.

[00:48:18] Chahir's mad!

[00:48:20] What did we do to this guy?

[00:48:26] Fuck! Oh, my God.

[00:48:29] Sir, listen, I will never...

[00:48:32] Sir, listen,

[00:48:33] I will never mess with you again.

[00:48:34] Please just let me live.

[00:48:36] I am begging you. i am so sorry for even even thinking i could do anything to you sir i apologize truly don't He's so fast.

[00:48:51] What he's actually so fast is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[00:48:55] He's killing everything on the map! Everything is dying!

[00:48:58] What is happening?!

[00:49:03] I hit him twice with these weapons. Just for example, look how much damage they do.

[00:49:14] That really wasn't much but...

[00:49:16] I hit him with two jump attacks with that and did nothing didn't even

[00:49:21] scratch the surface look at them, where should we go first?

[00:49:31] Bro this is crazy...

[00:49:34] Y'all wanna see what this blue thing is first?

[00:49:37] Are you serious?! Chat don't't call PETA. I have to.

[00:49:46] You wanna die?

[00:49:49] Just use it! Just use it!

[00:49:53] I had to get what i had to get right there.

[00:49:59] Wait, let's check this place out first. Let's see what this is.

[00:50:04] Chad look bro, he was trying to kill me? I had to.

[00:50:09] There's people there. What is this item

[00:50:14] would i say greater prostate cookbook what did that say

[00:50:18] there's a grace. Let's go

[00:50:26] Okay, this this air chat listen this area is hostile dude I

[00:50:38] Can feel the hostility radiating good chat I'm nervous bro. Good chat!

[00:50:48] I need to get up there, how do i get up there? oh no you're cooked but you're gonna regret ever touching me.

[00:51:09] Chat, you know what I noticed? They're like all shadows. They're not like actual people.

[00:51:11] You know what I mean?

[00:51:15] They're like... they're all shadows

[00:51:17] That was a new

[00:51:22] that's a new item, ain't it?

[00:51:26] WBL chat You like my build?

[00:51:28] Be honest.

[00:51:35] Let's see what's up here.

[00:51:36] Let me guess. I can't open it oh my goodness i can open a door

[00:51:41] you rarely see that What is that? Wait, what was it?

[00:52:02] Blade of Mercy?

[00:52:03] It's a talisman.

[00:52:06] Raises attack power after each critical hit you think that's good

[00:52:22] I don't know if would would be good on my build, you think?

[00:52:27] I don't know. I don't know if that will be good on my build or not.

[00:52:29] I'm not sure.

[00:52:37] I'm not 100% sure if it will be or not. Your build is for big mags.

[00:52:38] Shut up!

[00:52:41] OK, I want to go see... This looks like a cemetery

[00:52:43] over here and usually there's a bunch of runes over there

[00:52:45] so I'm gonna go over there real quick and grab them things.

[00:52:51] Uh, chat. If all of the main bosses are even half as hard as that big fire guy we're in

[00:52:56] big trouble. And there's a flying enemy you hate to see it.

[00:53:07] It's the Wormskies!

[00:53:14] Oh, they ain't tough at all. You gotta die!

[00:53:19] Good night! GOODNIGHT!

[00:53:28] Okay, chat. The worm enemies aren't that tough and don't look like so that's a good thing

[00:53:30] because they are scary looking

[00:53:36] Oh what is this? Uh oh.

[00:53:41] What?

[00:53:51] Um, I'm afraid I wasn't ready for this already.

[00:53:56] Something in... I didn't mean to go in.

[00:54:00] Black Gold Knight?

[00:54:04] Oh my goodness! What?! night

[00:54:14] it's hard Oh, I bet he hits hard!

[00:54:21] Where's my stagger?

[00:54:28] Oh my goodness. He did half my health in one screen zap.

[00:54:34] Don't you dare kill me! Oh my goodness. He has a machine gun! I'm horrible, Chad! I'm horrible!

[00:54:51] He's actually getting fried though.

[00:54:55] I'm gonna get him.

[00:55:01] I'm gonna kill him. He's actually getting fried though. I am so sorry for what i said to you. Shut them locked in.

[00:55:16] Machine gun! machine gun so I need my stagger!

[00:55:44] I need my stagger!

[00:55:49] Nooooooo!!! No!

[00:56:00] I just threw.

[00:56:01] I just threw.

[00:56:03] Chat, I threw first boss.

[00:56:04] I could have first tried him.

[00:56:05] I sold.

[00:56:07] I sold first boss.

[00:56:08] Chad, you think I'm sick of trying them?

[00:56:11] There's one death man.

[00:56:14] That's one. That's fine one that's fine I got right here he is tanky

[00:56:17] chat he is tank bro

[00:56:22] i got this i got this come on got this, I got this. Come on.

[00:56:29] It's like he doesn't spam attacks fast but when he does hit you

[00:56:30] he hits you for half your health.

[00:56:36] There's another prediction chat, lock in let's go you think I got him right here?

[00:56:41] Come on man come on. Let's go.

[00:56:52] I gotta get my souls back!

[00:56:54] I didn't grab them 100. Take out the wall! so you know the worst part about him is that he heals halfway through

[00:57:13] oh my goodness sir i was not familiar with your game, sir. I got this.

[00:57:43] Let me cook!

[00:58:01] I don't have this. Oh my goodness, he is him!

[00:58:06] Bro...

[00:58:08] He is him.

[00:58:10] Chat? It's fine, it's fine chat, it's fine look. First boss of the DLC that's only our second try we've gotten him to a third of his health the first two tries. Let's go!

[00:58:23] You think I should wild strike some? I don't know...

[00:58:27] Should I wild strike him?!

[00:58:31] ... um He has infinite poise.

[00:58:58] Chat, he has infinite pulleys literally.

[00:59:06] Not today.

[00:59:07] Yes, today.

[00:59:08] You can do whatever you want.

[00:59:09] You're him! Heal me! so You ain't got no more heals, buddy! buddy what are you doing

[00:59:42] i'm still in the bag

[00:59:45] that he dies here!

[01:00:00] PANDA!

[01:00:04] PANDA!

[01:00:20] SIGH First boss of the DLC has fallen, chat. I was here.

[01:00:26] First boss of the DLC has fallen!

[01:00:32] He's dead and gone. He's pushing up daisies!

[01:00:35] Wait, Great Sword of Solitude? did you see that helmet chat did you see that helmet me that's the cleanest thing i've ever seen in my life Should I wear it?

[01:01:06] Oh, I can't wear it, Chad.

[01:01:09] I'm fat rolling.

[01:01:10] That's why I'm wearing the light hat.

[01:01:11] I'm fat the light hat.

[01:01:17] I'm fat rolling because of my equipment, not because I'm... Wait, let's look at his sword real quick.

[01:01:20] What did it say he had

[01:01:26] it's bees scaling with strength you need 13 decks for it though

[01:01:33] chad is it that good?

[01:01:36] That doesn't

[01:01:37] look like... Hold on.

[01:01:39] Let me see what it does.

[01:01:42] Okay, once

[01:01:43] it's R2.

[01:01:44] Okay, basic R2.

[01:01:49] Chat I got 70 thousand souls for killing that guy by the way.

[01:01:57] Okay. for killing that guy, by the way. Okay, this...

[01:01:58] Once we get a good strength weapon

[01:02:00] I'm gonna probably go with that

[01:02:02] but that doesn't seem

[01:02:02] good enough to trade off

[01:02:03] you know what I mean, chat?

[01:02:10] It's not... enough to trade off. You know what I mean, chat? It doesn't seem good enough to trade off right now, I'm not going to lie. Open the tomb? Wait, what There's a tomb?

[01:02:21] You can open this?

[01:02:24] YOU LYING! WHY ARE YOU LYING?!

[01:02:27] Yo SuperPug with the T and gift to appreciate you.

[01:02:31] Chat pack number one baby.

[01:02:36] Chat pack number one who's next?'s go bro okay I want to

[01:02:44] go to this area behind us but it's like

[01:02:45] up a cliff and I really trying on a cake

[01:02:47] ball for clear front now he's not

[01:02:48] getting blind so let's head this way check the oh y'all want to go up or down

[01:02:57] which way should we go?

[01:03:00] Y'all low-key feel like we could go down here real quick

[01:03:01] and see what this area is.

[01:03:03] You wanna try that?

[01:03:06] Let's try that real quick.

[01:03:14] We'll go down there and we'll see what's down here.

[01:03:24] Well chat, that boss was pretty tanky.

[01:03:44] I didn't even notice that. Oh, no!

[01:03:47] Oh, no!

[01:03:48] I didn't even notice that, chat! that chat

[01:04:07] I can't go down there wait perhaps like in check perhaps we can go down there

[01:04:26] what do you say am i dead to this no No. What is that?

[01:04:33] That is a flaming dog enemy. We ain't messing with that.

[01:04:35] H-I-A, we ain't messing with that. Hey chat, hey!

[01:04:36] We ain't messing with dat buddy.

[01:04:45] Look at this loser.

[01:04:47] What does dude think he's gonna do?

[01:04:55] I am so sorry Nothing.

[01:05:08] Good night. This This is a faith weapon.

[01:05:22] Chat, this is a faith weapon. That thing heavy, chat.

[01:05:41] That thing heavy!

[01:05:48] Okay let's see what's in here.

[01:05:50] Oh is this a tier?

[01:05:51] I think it will be a tier.

[01:05:53] Are you going to attack me?

[01:05:55] Jack should I kill him anyway?

[01:05:56] He just chilled.

[01:05:57] Should I take him out?

[01:06:08] Scab tree blessing? Monster's receipts. That's new.

[01:06:12] Chat, that's completely new! I don't know what this is but it's new!

[01:06:16] Use it in your own way!

[01:06:20] Use it in your own way! what this is but it's new using to use it at a grace should we go test that

[01:06:35] yeah we should go test that right? Alright, that's brand new. Let's go see. Let's kill these dudes real quick first.

[01:06:39] Oh no, that dude has a trumpet.

[01:06:44] Goodnight buddy! One shot! See ya!

[01:06:46] You're a goober!

[01:06:58] The damage is insane!

[01:07:06] I'm stressed out, this is hostile! Are y'all just chillin'?

[01:07:10] I wonder why the soldiers aren't attacking?

[01:07:17] Okay chat look we're gonna go to a Grace real quick or we're going to test out whatever we just got.

[01:07:19] Fire Coil?

[01:07:25] FIRE COIL?!... Fire coil?

[01:07:35] Let's see what a fire coil does

[01:07:38] oh that's pretty hard yo hold up chat that's all that's down here, right?

[01:07:53] Or do you think someone's passed the water call?

[01:07:55] Should we go peep it?

[01:07:57] Go back? What do you mean, did I miss something?

[01:08:06] Nah there ain't nothing here.

[01:08:20] Who is this idiot? What you think you're about to do, buddy? Whatchu screamin' at? Like you gon' do somethin'? Get off me!

[01:08:28] ... What are these items, Chad?

[01:08:34] I don't know what these items are.

[01:08:40] There was nothing else in there, right? That was was one thing I was in there okay

[01:08:45] we're going to test the two items that we got lock-in we're going to test them chat let's see

[01:08:59] shadow realm blessing Hey, we did it.

[01:09:20] I don't know what we did, but we did it.

[01:09:26] Also...

[01:09:30] also we got something else chat. Wait a minute lock in Hold up now.

[01:09:35] Wait, what item was that under?

[01:09:39] That drink, that Blessing of Marika chat?

[01:09:43] Oh this is a completely restores HP and heals all ailments

[01:09:53] okay but if you use that as it gone forever

[01:10:10] chad do we just test it right now?

[01:10:17] What do you think?

[01:10:21] Save it? Dude I'm kind of nervous though cause like what if

[01:10:25] use when I really need it and it winds

[01:10:28] up like you know

[01:10:29] alright we're saving the chat

[01:10:33] let's go back up here

[01:10:37] and I say we Let's go back up here.

[01:10:39] And I say we go up in this area, right? Oh there is going to be a nasty

[01:10:43] boss fight in here you can tell. Do we risk it?

[01:10:47] Do we go for the boss fight

[01:10:56] We kind of fried that first one where we had to dance so we killed one balls check, that's not bad But that guy right there wait no what is this

[01:11:06] Jack this game looks so crazy bro. Just look at it dude!

[01:11:15] He's already up-

[01:11:24] Dude he aggro's from so far away! But I don't know.

[01:11:27] It's literally impossible for me to kill him.

[01:11:29] Like I hit them twice and they didn't even scratch me.

[01:11:33] Oh my goodness, there's a Grace.

[01:11:36] We must get this right now

[01:11:38] when I see somebody standing beside it.

[01:11:46] Oh! beside it. Who are you? What?

[01:11:59] Wait, we just got another thing to give these here, chat.

[01:12:05] Whatever.

[01:12:09] Okay,

[01:12:10] we got two of these.

[01:12:12] Again, I'm not exactly sure what they do.

[01:12:17] Let's talk, chat. Pay attention! This could be war. Pay attention man!

[01:12:19] Lady Ledda spoke of you?

[01:12:21] Uh-huh. You're that tarnished

[01:12:23] guided here by kindly mickeler

[01:12:26] Won't we all that's me. I am freya

[01:12:28] I once fought alongside general radon in battle, you can be sure i'll hold my own. Okay

[01:12:35] okay You can be sure I'll hold my own. Okay...

[01:12:36] Okay!

[01:12:38] Oh, another thing- You gonna give me something?

[01:12:39] Did you speak to our dour little friend?

[01:12:42] If you've yet to do so, have him give you a map of the crosses whereabouts.

[01:12:47] You'll find more of them dotted about these lands. They are

[01:12:50] Mikala the Kind's footprints. If you've yet

[01:12:55] to do so, be sure assuming you...

[01:12:57] Chat who you think she's talking about right there?

[01:13:01] Chat this could be GG. Lock in I don't know what's in here.

[01:13:15] Oh, no! Oh, no! Yeah we're dead

[01:13:22] dude look how good this game looks oh my goodness chat we're going in there

[01:13:37] chat we're going in there chat we're going in there lock in bro

[01:13:45] l quality jen is the stream quality bad there's no way

[01:13:56] how could it be bad

[01:14:03] the game needs to be louder wait does it actually need to be louder chat great here yes there is that's great

[01:14:09] a little bit Yes there is, that's great.

[01:14:12] A little bit?

[01:14:16] Where's the perfect? I'll turn it up

[01:14:20] just a smidgen.

[01:14:27] Just a smidgen.

[01:14:29] Alright, chat, here we go.

[01:14:30] Who's this dude? I

[01:14:37] Better not look over a chat people be saying this me. I better not look over

[01:14:40] And there it is

[01:14:43] I'll walk this's armor though.

[01:14:45] Who are you? Hello there.

[01:14:46] Hey.

[01:14:47] Together we were, together for Mikala the kind many things we have found.

[01:14:59] He's a seller!

[01:15:04] Well pickled turtleneck.

[01:15:05] John Lee, that's a struggle meal! You eatin' well

[01:15:09] pickled turtlenecks? Oh my God!

[01:15:13] Whoa! That's a struggle meal buddy! You eating pickled turtlenecks.

[01:15:20] Okay these- I think these are pretty normal items.

[01:15:24] Besides like there's a couple more of us.

[01:15:27] Goodbye, thank you!

[01:15:31] Here goes nothing, lock in!

[01:15:53] Oh dude i'm nervous What's behind here? What's behind here?

[01:16:02] Chad, I got a bad feeling bro.

[01:16:06] I got him!

[01:16:09] Are you kidding me?

[01:16:11] Oh my goodness, are you kidding me!

[01:16:14] Well that's not even a ball...

[01:16:16] Okay yeah nevermind.

[01:16:18] I thought that was about to get ugly! You can refund that we're good.

[01:16:25] Oh that's horrible.

[01:16:29] Bro what is this place?

[01:16:32] Oh no. Look at all the store boys

[01:16:42] Jack look at all of them. I bet they poisoned you.

[01:16:49] Okay... Okay. Scorpion liver. What is this? okay chat i'm not exactly like i just read that and I'm still not 100% sure but

[01:17:16] i'm gonna say that um we just straight up use those and they help end of discussion

[01:17:21] We use those at bonfire they help us

[01:17:28] shadow will room is that new yeah it is new

[01:17:38] all right let's see how much a shadow realm room gives us you ready

[01:17:42] let's see.

[01:17:48] Not bad!

[01:17:51] Nothing crazy either.

[01:17:58] Why is there so many scorpions? Are they respawning, hello?!

[01:18:19] Alright chat we go up. Dude stop with the scorpions i'm good night Good night. Loser!

[01:18:25] Uh oh, chat I'm getting getting boss five-ives right now.

[01:18:30] Chat, I'm getting boss five-ives!

[01:18:32] I'm not gonna lie to you!

[01:18:36] Be wary of enemies to the right wow

[01:18:46] they're so fried i am so glad these things are not tanky, because those are horrible dude.

[01:19:34] Is this a boss fight? so I don't know what's worse, the message or the fact that it has 99 appraisals.

[01:19:36] Like, WHAT?!

[01:19:43] Ooh man this looks...

[01:19:47] Dog? What you mean dog? Don't play with me. Oh there's dogs up there! Okay yeah.

[01:19:51] Tower of Settlement. There's a Grace, let's go chat!

[01:19:57] We're doing good though!

[01:20:08] Oh my god I'm pretty sure you missed the secret passageway.

[01:20:08] Wait, did we really?

[01:20:11] We'll go back later

[01:20:17] good night buddy

[01:20:20] good night buddy

[01:20:27] please open open okay look we're gonna go

[01:20:29] we're going in there, we're gonna go here next

[01:20:31] before we go through this giant door ok

[01:20:33] oh wait upgrade yo W chat man, let's go!

[01:20:42] Wait, there we go chat. There we go, we did it.

[01:20:46] Alright, we're gonna see what's over here and then we'll go we did it

[01:20:51] all right we're gonna see what's over here then we're going to the big door judging by the whole vibe right now this is See ya idiot trying to sneak up on me!

[01:21:00] Who do you think you was?

[01:21:05] Looking like you from Bloodborne or something. I don't think this might be the uh, the castle.

[01:21:42] Yeah, this might be the castle sewer system right here. I'm not

[01:21:44] gonna lie.

[01:21:47] Bro, this whole area

[01:21:48] is so dope, bro. What is this? Look at all these dudes gathered

[01:21:51] around, praying to the fountain. Can I grab

[01:21:53] that real quick? Yo, can I slide

[01:21:55] by y'all and grab that real quick? I appreciate it. Excuse me.

[01:21:59] Appreciate

[01:21:59] that.

[01:22:02] Bro, are you for real? Just go back to hanging out with your dudes!

[01:22:05] Please don't do this! Don't make me kill ya man!

[01:22:07] I didn't mean to-

[01:22:14] Thought you was stepping up on me like you about to do something to me!

[01:22:23] Chad, did we go down here? Oh man. Hold on. Before we go down there let me see what's over

[01:22:27] here. Okay yeah, lets go down first. Oh no this can't be good

[01:22:31] Any area in Elden Ring that you have to climb Oh no, this can't be good.

[01:22:33] Any area in Elden Ring that you have to climb down a very tall ladder to get to is usually

[01:22:38] bad news.

[01:22:41] Locking attack.

[01:22:51] This is 100% the sewer! We're gonna catch hepatitis down here!

[01:23:03] Mesmer fire grease.

[01:23:05] We gonna catch hepatite!

[01:23:13] How you doing sir? I'm going gonna slob by you real quick.

[01:23:15] Oh, I can't?

[01:23:16] Okay.

[01:23:19] Good night.

[01:23:21] Jack, can we talk about how these dudes are one-shot

[01:23:23] and they give 735 souls?

[01:23:25] Like, you could farm this straight up shot and they give 735 souls.

[01:23:27] Like, you could farm this straight up.

[01:23:31] Yo, look, I have a feeling

[01:23:33] we're about to see like a main boss, right?

[01:23:36] Like, we're a main boss right

[01:23:43] like we're in a main boss type area this is about to get bad

[01:23:49] look at this goober right here, good night. Is that not a backstab?

[01:23:53] HOLY SHIT! oh

[01:24:06] yo lego with the fire, appreciate you.

[01:24:11] You're so good, you're so good.

[01:24:14] Chat we are doing good in this castle so far I'm not gonna lie.

[01:24:18] Is that a new spell? By the way,

[01:24:20] I've never seen that.

[01:24:26] He dropped something.

[01:24:31] This guy just dropped two level 5 Smithing Stones.

[01:24:44] What? what

[01:24:52] there's no way you losers are still shooting at me. Please stop!

[01:24:57] Hey, just wait till I get up there and see what- Oh? It looks like I'm about to come up there!

[01:25:11] Y'all about to be in trouble! Silverhorn Tinder chat, new item alert. Chat, new item alert! New item alert!

[01:25:18] Yo Knight Rider with the five appreciate you temporarily boost I don't discover oh so it's the same thing is a silver foul foot right it's just different

[01:25:26] oh my goodness what are you

[01:25:31] where did he come from?

[01:25:44] You must pay for your transgressions.

[01:25:45] You ain't trying to sneak up on me, I'm... we're over here looking at a new audit and you're trying to ruin my experience!

[01:25:51] I bet you told him so, I bet you snitched didn't you?

[01:25:54] Yeah look at you hiding, I know you snitch, didn't you? Yeah look at you hiding.

[01:25:55] I know you snitched.

[01:25:56] Guess what!

[01:26:02] It's your lucky day buddy.

[01:26:05] Hey yo it is your lucky day, buddy.

[01:26:08] Yo it is your lucky day man.

[01:26:12] If I swing that close and miss, you're good.

[01:26:16] Hey Chad he's good to go you know what i mean

[01:26:20] chat i'm nervous i feel like something crazy is about to pop off in here

[01:26:26] let's go.

[01:26:30] Let's go, bro.

[01:26:35] Hey! I remember these guys!

[01:26:40] Aren't you the guys that were just shooting spells at me?

[01:26:43] Oh, that's funny. HAHAHAHA!

[01:26:54] Idiot.

[01:26:59] Hey chat, we got our revenge if that's all that's up here we gotta

[01:27:11] you think there's something over here I see.

[01:27:19] KreekCraft is trying to call you? He's trying to call me!

[01:27:21] I gotta go back up. I fell.

[01:27:24] Good news is, those two guys are dead now.

[01:27:27] Is this a new area? area chat do we inspect this rooftop area for an item?

[01:27:43] Because if not I think we're about to fight a main boss.

[01:27:48] I guess i'm just going to kill you bro

[01:27:50] If you wanna go across the map and chase me down like it's dark souls one

[01:27:55] and you want to chase me across half the map to try to kill me i'm gonna have

[01:27:58] to kill you i know something coming through that door Yep. Help me up! I'm going to have to go back and get the key. Wait, there's an item. How do I get to it?

[01:28:30] Chat you think i'm making that jump?

[01:28:32] I mean if it was IRL I probably would.

[01:28:40] Alright,

[01:28:42] I think we've got everything we can out of this area.

[01:28:43] Chat, here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to see what's through these two giant doors. You ready? Lock in. lock in Oh.

[01:29:23] Oh, my bad.

[01:29:27] My fault? Wait so chat that means Oh, my bad.

[01:29:28] My fault.

[01:29:30] Wait so chat that means somewhere over here

[01:29:34] is the way to get there right?

[01:29:35] Got to be.

[01:29:38] Look at this loser crouching around.

[01:29:42] Bro, I am sick of you man!

[01:29:48] Golly!

[01:29:56] So it doesn't open from that side,

[01:29:59] so I'm assuming that over here somewhere is where we gotta be to get through there.

[01:30:03] Now the question is, Chad, where?

[01:30:09] Oh, here we go. I'm going to go check outside. chat do i fight him

[01:30:34] oh my goodness he looks tough there's a prediction chat. Let's go.

[01:30:46] I'm gonna try to fight him.

[01:30:50] He is not tough. That's free channel points.

[01:30:55] Bro was not tough at all! But I'm not gonna lie,

[01:30:59] that is a cool looking enemy. You might actually

[01:31:03] refound that if it wasn't in the box right? You might actually be fine Smell that stop Somebody's shooting spells at me again, I don't like that. Stop!

[01:31:18] Stop shooting spells at me dude! I'm over here swinging at other players shadows.

[01:31:40] This castle has got me nervous.

[01:31:49] I'm nervous up here bro. I'm not gonna lie to you.

[01:31:50] Are you cool?

[01:31:51] No of course not. I cannot believe I'm alive.

[01:32:02] That is the craziest escape-

[01:32:07] This is- These idiots are drooping on me and I got multiple dudes hitting me in the back! Third death.

[01:32:24] That's whatever.

[01:32:28] How many souls did I just lose? Did I just lose like 400 bands, chat? Bro just turned on me quicker than I've ever seen in my life.

[01:33:02] I gotta get these souls back. Bro you really think your cool huh? You trying to be the hero of uh, Shadow of the Erg Tree. Stop it! You two- hey you two in the corner. You're dead!

[01:33:08] We had...

[01:33:15] We got 482 thousand almost lost campaigns dude dude you think i should burn some and like level up

[01:33:19] what is this area what is this?

[01:33:48] Chat, what is this? Is this a boss fight? Chat, is this a boss fight bro?

[01:33:52] Level up. Yeah we'll level up next time we're at Grace.

[01:33:58] This may not be an official boss fight but this-

[01:34:07] Are you serious?

[01:34:09] Who are you?

[01:34:16] Oh my goodness what the protection!

[01:34:22] What is that weapon? You're strong! But you're not strong enough!

[01:34:41] Oh, shit.

[01:34:45] I'm gonna kill you.

[01:34:48] I'll be right back. But you're not strong enough! Wait. wait that's a new chat that's a new talisman bro

[01:35:04] Chad that's a new talisman!

[01:35:11] Wait, lock in!

[01:35:13] What is that? Chat,

[01:35:15] New item alert.

[01:35:38] ... Wait, is that goaded? Imagine

[01:35:38] you're in an area with a whole bunch

[01:35:40] of enemies and you, like, keep killing a bunch of them could you like stack

[01:35:44] this

[01:35:51] you're a scammer that wasn't a boss? That was quite literally a boss.

[01:35:54] When the message pops up on the screen and says something's vanquished,

[01:35:58] THAT MEANS IT'S A BOSS! Shriek of Sorrow.

[01:36:09] Is there anything else to this area?

[01:36:15] What was that nerd doing here, he thought he gonna do something

[01:36:19] chat. Chat be honest

[01:36:23] are y'all impressed with only three deaths so far?

[01:36:29] Ooh there's something up here I think. Maybe? I don't know.

[01:36:34] Wait... There is nowhere to go in here

[01:36:38] i think it was just him

[01:36:44] hold on hold the phone Hold on.

[01:36:47] Hold the phone!

[01:36:57] We done broke the game, chat.

[01:37:05] Okay, chat listen Do y'all really think that was all that was in this area right here?

[01:37:08] You think there's nothing else here?

[01:37:16] I don't think there's anything else here.

[01:37:22] Okay, now we gotta see how to get past those giant doors and I'm assuming

[01:37:26] there is going to be a boss fight right here.

[01:37:35] Chat, I'm nervous for what's about to happen, bro.

[01:37:36] I know something is about to pop off.

[01:37:37] Bang! Liar ahead. Uh oh, bang.

[01:37:42] Liar ahead.

[01:37:45] Bridge ahead.

[01:37:51] So chat we have seen...we are at an impasse here.

[01:37:57] The bridge ahead message has four appraisals, this one has zero. So do you think I can just walk across this?

[01:38:06] Chatty, chatty can we...

[01:38:10] Wait no no no I just broke the code.

[01:38:13] You can't.

[01:38:14] You see that dead body?

[01:38:15] His legs are hanging down which means there's nothing solid right there.

[01:38:19] Which means this isn't a bridge

[01:38:29] l liar dude why would he lie like that chat you know what I'm saying oh here we

[01:38:37] go now we're cooking chat now we'll cook a new area These guys dropped level 5 Smithy Stones, that's... um Um...

[01:39:07] Who are they?

[01:39:13] What's up, goober?

[01:39:20] What an idiot! Goodnight!

[01:39:23] String. Most rare item in Elden Ring. Literally.

[01:39:34] Oh chat something about to pop off bro! Chat something's about to pop off. Bro, Chasso is about the pop off!

[01:39:41] What's that noise?

[01:39:43] What is it? What is that noise?

[01:39:48] Store room key.

[01:39:50] Chad, did we see a store room?

[01:39:55] Do y'all remember seeing a locked door?

[01:40:03] No! Do y'all remember seeing a locked door? I gotta kill this mage, he's messing with me.

[01:40:08] Chat, remember we have a storeroom key

[01:40:11] where's this maid at? See chat, all you gotta do is a little bit of looking around and you'll find where you gotta go That's the... that's that thing? We climbed down the ladder and there was that door that

[01:40:49] was locked.

[01:40:50] Chat, I need y'all to remember this okay before

[01:40:54] we leave this area i need you all to remember this item Now!

[01:41:05] Let's go back up here.

[01:41:09] Yeah, it's in the sewer. Oh man... oh that's a boss fight!

[01:41:15] That is a BOSS FIGHT! Oh, I see a bird in me.

[01:41:27] That's never good.

[01:41:28] You're not gonna get the chance to kill me!

[01:41:35] You're not even gonna get the chance!

[01:41:43] Chat, that's the thing with bird enemies you gotta be you gotta be quick That was the coolest thing I've ever won.

[01:42:02] I literally met him in the air!

[01:42:14] What is that?

[01:42:16] What do you have, sir?

[01:42:23] Bro what's... where is he going?!

[01:42:25] It's a scarab.

[01:42:27] It's a sca- it's a scarab. It's a scarab, bro.

[01:42:29] He acted exactly like the scarab would.

[01:42:32] Okay we know that now at least.

[01:43:24] Yeah let's not go down there yet. so Sir? That's not what I wanted to do, I'm gonna die! oh man What is this? Uh oh.

[01:43:27] Check this area, Check this area!

[01:43:33] I got a real bad feeling!

[01:43:41] It's lagging? Wait, is it actually

[01:43:43] lagging? How does Bro only have three deaths?

[01:43:47] What do you mean

[01:43:51] how?! You think I'm a scrub?

[01:43:55] You think I'm a scrubski or something?

[01:44:01] Let's see what's up here, chat. Come on.

[01:44:06] I have a feeling when we grab this item they're all gonna attack-

[01:44:08] Oh! They're just going to attack me anyway? Okay, bet.

[01:44:11] Revered Spirit axe, okay!

[01:44:18] Yeah we gotta kill them all!

[01:44:24] You're so fried.

[01:44:25] You're actually so fried!

[01:44:33] Chat, we're cooking right now. Come on, man.

[01:44:38] Chat we're cooking right now.

[01:44:44] What is this? The anchor does damage yeah

[01:44:50] yeah it does some damage buddy let me tell you CC

[01:45:03] chat I don't know

[01:45:09] all like this man let's go up first chat what do you say let's go up first then we'll like come down right Who are you? You're him!

[01:45:43] You're HIM, I see! Death number four it is

[01:45:53] wait am i him oh my goodness

[01:45:59] am I him?

[01:46:04] I hit the wrong button.

[01:46:13] Get off me, man!

[01:46:24] Wow that dude was tough though I'm not gonna lie.

[01:46:29] Please don't be another one!

[01:46:32] Where are you taking me grace ahead say it ain't so i would

[01:46:36] i don't do i would dude i'm telling you that is Thank you. Thank you!

[01:46:50] Man!

[01:46:54] Chad, do we level up?

[01:46:58] Yo, Chair Bandit with the 20 gifted.

[01:47:03] Chad, give me some Ws for Chair Bandit with the 2050.

[01:47:06] Oh my goodness!

[01:47:11] W Chair Bandit, man! Ahhhhhhhhhh! chat type one if we level up right here i feel like we should Do we just go straight health?

[01:47:39] Or do you want to do two health, one endurance?

[01:47:45] Say y'all cool with two health,

[01:47:46] One endurance. Cause I'm not gonna lie my

[01:47:48] carry my carry capacity isn't as high as it

[01:47:51] should be

[01:47:56] dex i don't think we're really gonna need dex.

[01:48:03] We're going to do this for now, and the next thing we'll do is like...

[01:48:07] If we find a weapon that needs gex Uh oh.

[01:48:33] Well, here we go. Yo, Juby with the five gifted.

[01:48:38] Chat, everybody knows what a golden summon sign sitting on the ground means.

[01:48:41] Who even is it? I'm not gonna summon but who is it?

[01:48:46] Oh that's that lady we talked to outside the castle remember?

[01:49:01] Chat? talk to outside the castle remember chat lock in here we go I don't know if this is a main boss so I don't know if this is a main boss, I don't know. Oh, horn that beast from higher sphere delivered, take root inside the tower's culture keepers and perched within we No, don't get up. Stay asleep bro.

[01:49:45] No please.

[01:49:47] Stay asleep!

[01:49:49] Oh no... We're gonna be here a while. The hounds of the world pretend to be...

[01:49:59] Cruelty, woe and love for play.

[01:50:23] Plains and waves is Oh my goodness! Rest in peace! Oh no... oh my god this one is bad ah ah Are you serious?

[01:51:01] You must be joking!

[01:51:06] I'm not kidding. you must be joking who held What are they doing? Tant!

[01:51:44] What are they doing?

[01:52:59] Oh my god, no! so so what is this so I'm sorry. chat chat

[01:53:03] chat

[01:53:05] chat chat chat

[01:53:13] chat

[01:53:17] i don't know what I just experienced, but...

[01:53:21] What elements did he just use?

[01:53:24] He used like smoke?!

[01:53:28] Lightning?! smoke lightning ice lock in surely he doesn't have a second phase chat there's no way he has a

[01:53:48] second phase chat there's no way he has a second phase no way

[01:53:50] we just gotta make progress every time we fight him so so I'm going to have to get his head shot. That winding bolt comes so quick! wait this isn't bad so oh my goodness goodness so I can do this.

[01:55:56] I can do this!

[01:55:57] I can do this, I can do this! can do this i can do this i can do this

[01:55:59] chat we got him through the end of his name wait we could do this this is crazy

[01:56:06] wait was that my second try on him? That's not bad.

[01:56:09] Chat, that's not a bad attempt number two.

[01:56:13] Bro this dude is insane

[01:56:17] I need you to understand this dude is crazy.

[01:56:22] Okay, if anybody's gonna fight this guy

[01:56:24] If you hit him in the back

[01:56:26] Pause

[01:56:27] You barely do damage

[01:56:28] You have to hit headshots

[01:56:29] To do damage Cause he has to hit headshots to do damage

[01:56:30] because he has armor in the back.

[01:56:31] I noticed that

[01:56:31] at the first run.

[01:56:33] Shadow champ number three,

[01:56:34] let's go.

[01:56:39] You ready?

[01:56:41] Ooh. You ready? Come on.

[01:56:45] Shadow 10-3, come on!

[01:57:55] Shadow 10-3 so so so so so so Good night!

[01:58:34] Good night! so so I am not going to lie, Chad. I just went ultra instinct that fight did I know hit three fourths of it?

[01:58:39] Think I no hit. I think I got hit once. I think I won't hit that boss

[01:58:49] I literally think I one hit him.

[01:58:51] Chat,

[01:58:52] I am not going to sit here

[01:58:53] and lie to you

[01:58:53] the first time

[01:58:55] we walked through those doors

[01:58:56] and I saw his move set

[01:58:57] I thought he was

[01:58:58] going to be here

[01:58:58] for an hour. i got hit two times so What?

[01:59:37] I'm fat rolling, no!

[01:59:40] No! rolling no

[01:59:46] this is the craziest hit he's not ever seen

[01:59:50] I really took his head.

[01:59:59] Oh my goodness, I-I literally took his head! Chat we have to

[02:00:01] wear this right? I need to figure out something where we can wear this. This is insane!

[02:00:13] Oh my goodness, what?

[02:00:16] Yo tell him like actually shaking.

[02:00:18] No lie that was crazy boss fight.

[02:00:20] That was actually wild.

[02:00:21] We three tried them.

[02:00:29] Look at us! I was here, chat.

[02:00:40] ... I was here live. Bro, this is crazy.

[02:00:47] That was actually such a cool boss.

[02:00:49] That was wild.

[02:00:53] Chats, should we pop a rune arc and use these

[02:00:55] remembrances you think?

[02:01:11] We gotta go End dirt so we and wear this thing. This thing is wild!

[02:01:12] I'm gonna use all these...

[02:01:13] I'm a Papa Runak, I'ma use all of i'm a papa rune ark i'm gonna use all these remember right here

[02:01:20] bro that was like actually crazy i went ultra instinct that third run

[02:01:24] bro you're a real good time with the five. Appreciate you.

[02:01:31] Chats, I'd want if your low-key proud of you boy. Be honest.

[02:01:33] Bro!

[02:01:35] Oh man!

[02:01:40] How many runes do I have?

[02:01:42] I got 22 of them things.

[02:01:44] God!

[02:01:53] We're gonna use all these remembrances right here. I wonder how much his remembrance gives, let's see. 30 Bands?

[02:02:01] Nothing wild.

[02:02:09] Got to use these names! I don't need them. Sell em?

[02:02:11] What you mean sell em?

[02:02:16] What would I save em for?

[02:02:49] I'm gonna go buy some gold! What would I save them for? so Oh, wait. I forgot you could get their items. That's cool.

[02:02:51] Yo, lead with the five. Appreciate you... We got his helmet but chat check you gotta think for a second

[02:03:00] feet we're a strength build

[02:03:04] there's no items that he would have

[02:03:07] that we would use because

[02:03:09] he didn't have a weapon

[02:03:10] he just spit fire and stuff

[02:03:12] he's probably like mage and stuff

[02:03:14] okay stuff. He's probably like mage and stuff.

[02:03:18] Endurance, let's go.

[02:03:20] Two into endurance.

[02:03:22] Can I use this yet? We're not that rolling

[02:03:28] chat are we keeping this be honest

[02:03:36] we have 64 chad are we keeping this be honest

[02:03:41] we have 64 points we have to use this this is so cool

[02:03:51] this is actually so cool we're keeping this. We're keeping it on.

[02:03:54] Matter of fact, let's run a poll.

[02:04:05] Keep the mask on. Chad, vote on that poll. Do we keep the masks on? It's so cool. the eyes glow and everything. Like look at us

[02:04:10] we look dude

[02:04:11] Oh it's overwhelming

[02:04:14] yes alright bet

[02:04:15] We We move.

[02:04:23] Three tries, I'm assuming that was the main boss.

[02:04:25] Jake, you think that was a main boss? I was here on the first name boss bro.

[02:04:45] Is this a back to back boss situation?

[02:04:49] Oh you better not do this to me.

[02:04:57] Wait! You better NOT do this to me!

[02:05:00] Go to the sewer? Yes, Chatler, before we leave this place remind me to go check out the sewer and he has chat room. Before we leave this place, remind me to go check out the sewer. Oh, this is another one of the things we can use at The Grave Shack.

[02:05:20] Dude look how cool this looks. Bro, look at this!

[02:05:26] Cinema!

[02:05:29] Bro, look at this chair. Oh my goodness dude!

[02:05:50] Cinema man! oh my goodness Dude, this has been so good so far.

[02:05:53] Why y'all saying cinnamon?

[02:05:54] I don't even like cinnamon

[02:06:04] what's this tower of shadow message we reading the What is this?

[02:06:07] Tower of Shadow message. We reading that chat, we readin' that?

[02:06:17] Tower of Shadow Message.

[02:06:25] The Great Divinity Lug. I will follow the crosses east. Chat, I'm sure that's a hint on where we're going to have to go.

[02:06:35] You think that's going to be a hit?

[02:06:44] It says follow the crosses east.

[02:06:46] Chat, we're going to go through the soup.

[02:06:49] Sealed by obscure shadow. Okay

[02:06:53] Liar ahead?

[02:06:55] No item ahead But he wasn't lying.

[02:07:07] But, but he wasn't lying!

[02:07:09] Why did you call him a liar? There's no item there!

[02:07:12] What?!

[02:07:14] Average Souls moment.

[02:07:19] Oh, let me guess. No item ahead. Dude, that boss fight was so crazy but I'm glad we got

[02:07:42] that done

[02:07:43] no sport because with the five pre-set

[02:07:46] you

[02:07:46] ok so chat y'all want to go to the sewer

[02:07:50] now or was there anywhere else that we

[02:07:52] didn't go here? Did we explore every inch

[02:07:55] of this place? Wait, no. There is somewhere we didn't go. Chad remember we have the storm room key as well yeah this

[02:08:08] dude's back

[02:08:13] he is ripped!

[02:08:21] My hitbox is so small cause I'm speedy as crazy!

[02:08:29] Alright, let's go.

[02:09:11] Chat look... chat look i say we go back down here and we didn't go that other way y'all down for that I'm going to have to do this again. How did he just one shot me from behind? Excuse me?

[02:09:26] But his hits are not in!

[02:09:28] Oh, this dude sucks! But his hits do not hit.

[02:09:31] Oh, this dude sucks!

[02:10:36] His speedies don't even hit! We found them! Wait, we farmed him! Oh my goodness, it's two-hand. if we were dicks well chat if anybody in here is running decks you might want to farm that guy. Go for them things because that thing is wild!

[02:10:39] Where my soul's at, man?

[02:10:51] Okay, chat.

[02:10:51] Look. We did not go this way right here.

[02:11:36] Um, hello? I'm not sure if you can see the Oh, my. oh my another one Another one Bone bone

[02:11:40] Okay I think our playthrough is going good so far right

[02:11:46] Okay chat I think our playthrough is going good so far, right?

[02:11:49] Okay, chat.

[02:11:51] We going sewers now? We go in sewers now, 100%.

[02:12:02] If I know where I am, where am I? Who am I? Why am I here?

[02:12:10] Hey what's good idiots?

[02:12:14] Casting spells and stuff. Get out of here!

[02:12:18] Chat type one if you cast spells in this game.

[02:12:22] What's good Goober?

[02:12:28] Here's the thing, chatad. People get mad when people use magic and stuff but like...

[02:12:36] Hey man it's in the game. You might as well.

[02:12:41] If you getting frustrated with me game you might as well

[02:12:47] if you're getting fried you might as well go ahead and use it

[02:12:52] you know hey some people just can't do the melee if you can't't do the melee, might as well go and use magic.

[02:12:56] That's life!

[02:13:06] Please tell me this key works.

[02:13:12] Dude, look dude we are tripped out bro! This is crazy, man!

[02:13:17] Oh, this area looks horrible. Am I getting rot from this?

[02:13:22] Oh, I'm getting poison. And I can't use torrent either

[02:13:29] i say we go around a little bit work the outskirts chat Work the Owl Scurrs, chat?

[02:13:37] No no no no.

[02:13:45] Goodnight! Idiot! Good night, idiot!

[02:13:53] Oh this place is a bad dream. This place is a bad j-

[02:13:58] Wait, do I have something that cures poison in here? I don't know if i do.

[02:14:07] Do I just run through here you think?

[02:14:11] I'm doing it. Oh, it's not like the ones that

[02:14:15] make me go extremely extremely slow it's fine

[02:14:22] bro is gen xxl Yeah.

[02:14:36] Yeah Yeah?

[02:14:44] Chat, when we find our first good strength weapon should we just use it?

[02:14:55] At least try it. Because here's the thing... I stocked up on Smithing Stones so I should have enough. I can buy them from

[02:15:03] the what's it called? Wait.

[02:15:17] Oh, so you hit R1 to go back to the original map! Okay I got it. Okay, I'm running through chat, I'm running through chat i'm running

[02:15:22] through

[02:15:24] someone's about to jump out at me gg

[02:15:28] reset that, reset...

[02:15:40] Not refund that. You better not refund that prediction. No.

[02:15:47] You think I'm about to fight that thing in a poison lake?

[02:15:52] I'm good try it Try it?

[02:16:06] Alright. We're on the prediction. I'm gonna try

[02:16:08] it once.

[02:16:10] Matter of fact, I don't even know if I'm going to fully

[02:16:12] try it. I'ma see how much damage i do and if i don't

[02:16:14] chat listen i'm gonna go in here see how much

[02:16:17] damage i do and if i'm not doing no damage we gone Look at that thing, that actually hideous.

[02:16:47] We three tried the first main boss! We can do this, let's go! so so You feel within me?

[02:17:28] I am HERE! Wait, Chad I'm actually locked in.

[02:17:47] Chad I'm actually locked in right now. No lie, I'm locked in.

[02:17:59] Come on man! let's go bro

[02:18:01] see chad i was running away from that

[02:18:07] the fact that when i first tried something, y'all want to say refund?

[02:18:14] Chad, I got one word to say to you.

[02:18:17] If you want to get your channel points up, just start believing.

[02:18:22] It ain't my fault you don't believe in me at all.

[02:18:31] Chat, it is not my fault you don't believe in me how about you just

[02:18:34] believed in before one time okay I gotta cure this boy chat what cures poison oh

[02:18:42] here we go!

[02:18:46] Wait did i use that too soon?

[02:18:50] Let's go over here and see what is over here.

[02:18:57] Oh no! over here. Chat, did I use that too soon?

[02:19:05] What is this place?

[02:19:13] This goober went all the way up in this tree just to write a message.

[02:19:16] And me being the goober that I am, gonna try to get up there just to read the

[02:19:18] messages that he wrote. What is wrong with me?

[02:19:28] I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.

[02:19:32] Oh, there's like 80 of them.

[02:19:39] Ugh! He throwing doofy i'm dead

[02:19:41] I die here

[02:19:43] I die i die

[02:20:13] i don't die i don't die i don't die The thing's ugly, why does it got a hoodie on? Thank you.

[02:20:16] Let's go, Jack.

[02:20:19] We're patrolling.

[02:20:21] Okay, after we

[02:20:22] grab these items, do you think we got everything from this

[02:20:24] castle?

[02:20:32] Okay, this dude should not be too tough. I think I fought one like him earlier. Let's go!

[02:20:46] New item alert. Wait, chat.

[02:21:06] What was it again?

[02:21:07] Hold up.

[02:21:12] Gotta handle some business real quick. Hold up.

[02:21:14] Gotta handle some business real quick.

[02:21:19] Let me handle some business, chat! Hold up!

[02:21:27] Let me handle my business! It was called a horned sword? Okay, hang on.

[02:21:36] Chad but I don't see it nowhere did y'all see it then I skip it? There it is.

[02:21:59] It's dual-. I really just got poisoned!

[02:22:04] Okay, what is the actual world? What?

[02:22:21] That is wild!

[02:22:30] Chat, just wait. We're gonna find our weapon.

[02:22:36] Poisoned hand?

[02:22:47] There's so many.

[02:22:51] Chat, there's so many!

[02:22:55] Why is there so many?

[02:22:56] Help me!

[02:22:59] Look at all the bodies Jack, you don't know it would be cool if I could open this door but I can obviously

[02:23:24] tell that I can't because there is a ladder.

[02:23:26] Let's see what we got chat.

[02:23:28] Can this thing hold me?

[02:23:38] Yo! What is this? of death

[02:23:58] crazy shortcut

[02:24:01] okay chat listen

[02:24:04] did we do everything in this castle? Storage room? storage room wait yeah we have another key hang on Second floor of Bellarat?

[02:24:32] Are we in Bellarat?

[02:24:34] We are.

[02:24:39] Chat, where was that door at? Did y'all see it? Okay. The sewer key? No, we just did that. We just used the sewer key.

[02:24:52] Hold on, hold on...

[02:24:56] It said on the second floor is it over here

[02:25:10] we're actually so locked in.

[02:25:11] Wait, we're actually so locked in right now.

[02:25:13] This is wild.

[02:25:32] Bro, chat. Like i'm telling you finding out where to go in elven ring is more satisfying than beating What's you doing in here?

[02:25:43] Hello? Twinskies!

[02:25:52] Not bad, I'm sorry. Um... who are you? Oh, such a joy to smell the scent again.

[02:26:08] Hear me out?

[02:26:08] No, I'm kidding.

[02:26:09] I'm dead serious, kid.

[02:26:11] Is that it for me? Oh, my God! out no i'm kidding i'm dead serious a great anxiety well done within.

[02:26:23] Forgive this old woman her

[02:26:27] foolish fears, it is such relief

[02:26:31] I cannot express. After an eternity of the mind, our voices have at last reached the heavens as enlist by thy gracious arrival.

[02:26:51] Yo, can you relax?

[02:26:56] Yo! Can you relax?!

[02:27:00] What are you doing ma'am?

[02:27:17] Ma'am! Have a good one!

[02:27:20] So now chat we did everything in this castle 100% right?

[02:27:24] Horned Debt Beast from higher sphere 100% right?

[02:27:31] Yeah, I'm getting up outta here. Yes, he's FREAKING me out!

[02:27:33] Yo Squibber with the five, appreciate you.

[02:27:38] ... Yo, Squibber with the five, appreciate you. So chat, you see that this is pointing this way

[02:27:41] so I'm thinking right? We go to this bonfire

[02:27:44] and we go up or should we go right at that crossroad? What are you thinking?

[02:27:48] Up or right? Maybe

[02:27:49] right, Chad. I'm not gonna lie.

[02:28:12] ... right Bro, this is so... Wait! I saw you earlier.

[02:28:14] You're the one that let me in the DLC.

[02:28:15] Oh no, you're not. Who are you?

[02:28:18] Fi went over turning the heels of Nicola. Then as that woman would surely say we are in our purposes well aligned but understand your kind are not forgiven the r3 is my people's enemy

[02:28:34] by america long betrayed set aflame y'all saying go up all Alright, we'll go up.

[02:28:45] Wow! You wanna fight me bro?

[02:28:51] Then comrade these are the And yet, if Michaelair is whom you would seek...

[02:28:55] Then comrade, these are the sites of the crosses I found.

[02:28:57] I earned you as long as- He gonna give me a map?

[02:29:01] Chad he gave your boy a map. W-mans! Bro, you could have kept that!

[02:29:28] Would you do draw this when you were in the third grade?

[02:29:32] You could've kept that, man.

[02:29:43] Okay.

[02:29:45] Wait, Teddy says there's one up here!

[02:29:47] We'll go up though since y'all voted to

[02:29:49] go up first. We'll go up here.

[02:29:53] Let's go, bro...... I knew it.

[02:30:04] There's gonna be a dragon right here.

[02:30:07] You cannot cross a bridge safely in Elven Ring. oh never mind

[02:30:19] what is this

[02:30:25] oh no i gotta kill you!

[02:30:30] Now you've got to die!

[02:30:33] Good night, goober!

[02:30:40] Where am I there's a grace. There's a great. There's a great. There's a place

[02:30:49] Oh Woo!

[02:30:57] The stream is lagging? Man, the stream ain't laggin'. Why you lyin'?

[02:31:02] Okay we got quite a few of those right now

[02:31:04] Not gonna lie

[02:31:08] Chad do we go up in this castle right here?

[02:31:14] What were thinking some castle action? We'll see no hiding here.

[02:31:27] We're gonna check this over here real quick before we go in the castle.

[02:31:37] I am so sorry, sir! I will never disrespect you again! in.

[02:31:49] You know what, Chad? Let's go to the castle.

[02:31:52] Wait, what's over here though?

[02:31:53] Jack you wanna go in here? so I was not familiar with your game buddy.

[02:32:24] I was not familiar with your game.

[02:32:27] I am sorry.

[02:32:29] Oh my goodness!

[02:32:37] Chad, I disrespected myself. I thought he was weak, Chad.

[02:32:40] Oh no we're riding the horse in here.

[02:32:44] Nah!

[02:32:45] Nah I'm gone. Y'all have a good one

[02:32:50] yep y'all have a good one appreciate y'all

[02:32:55] uh-uh uh

[02:33:01] yeah we out of there Where am I?

[02:33:11] Incoming boss fight. Get ready.

[02:33:14] Underground tomb? underground to me

[02:33:25] no it's these little guys.

[02:33:33] They hit hard,

[02:33:34] they hit hard too. He's too small to hit Well, here we go.

[02:34:04] Well chap, uh...

[02:34:06] Here we go!

[02:34:10] This ain't good.

[02:34:12] Anytime you enter one of these...

[02:34:16] It ain't good.

[02:34:20] Yo, Delores with the five gift appreciates

[02:34:22] you wait there's always a boss fight in here

[02:34:25] right lock in

[02:34:29] where's the bomb from?

[02:34:39] Tell me whooooooo I'll oh there it is we're good yo you twos with the

[02:34:53] with the how many gifted?

[02:34:57] Go back.

[02:34:58] Why?

[02:34:59] Yo, chat WU2s with the 10 gifted chat body boys U2s, by the way.

[02:35:03] It's only available for like three weeks.

[02:35:05] Go ahead and get that thing.

[02:35:06] My bad.

[02:35:11] Let's go.

[02:35:55] Are them little gargoyles in here i don't like them Who are you? Yo, U2s with some more gifted WU2s! Okay, well that's not good. That's not good at all! Uh-oh. What?

[02:36:19] Oh, my God! Are you kidding? Wait! All you ki-

[02:36:26] It's in me.

[02:36:30] Chad, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

[02:36:32] I'm not good.

[02:36:36] We're so good.

[02:36:39] Chad, we're good right now. No not another mage who are you?

[02:37:04] Shut up anarchy I'm down to six flaps!

[02:37:12] Oh, anyway... I'm in. oh We gotta pursuit her!

[02:37:25] Oh no!

[02:37:32] Whoa! uh Jack, where are we right now? What? No! Don't wang man!

[02:37:57] I'm dead.

[02:38:00] Chat, we're so dead here. I'm dead.

[02:38:08] Chat, we're so dead here. We're so dead here.

[02:38:10] We're so cooked!

[02:38:16] Half health? Chat look half health no flash.

[02:38:19] This is bad dude.

[02:38:23] This is bad bad. Wait, when the thing comes down do we jump on the platform? Please don't shoot!

[02:38:45] Wait, chat. When the thing comes down I think we jump on top of it right?

[02:38:53] Are we geniuses?

[02:39:16] Chat are we geniuses? Shadow Weak genius, Loki! I need your guide.

[02:39:16] Thank you. Thank you. I don't know who this is.

[02:39:33] I don't know if this is a boss or not, this might not be a boss.

[02:39:36] You might be able to refund that.

[02:39:38] Okay it's not a boss.

[02:39:43] Yeah you can refund that, it's not a boss. Yeah you can refund that, it's not a boss.

[02:39:48] I'm dead though.

[02:40:08] Chat here? chat here's the good news we have made a How y'all doing?

[02:40:12] Y'all doing all right? big dude big dude big dude big dude so I think that was the end of the dungeon though, wasn't it?

[02:40:55] Wait. Was that the end of the dungeon?

[02:40:57] I think that was it.

[02:41:05] I'm like pretty sure

[02:41:29] wait there's a map fragment how many souls did i have should i go back for them Okay, here's the thing. We get our souls and we bounce out of here.

[02:41:33] Y'all cool with that

[02:41:43] idiot ha

[02:41:56] yo chad i don't know if there be a boss there is how do y'all know though so If there is, we'll find it okay I don't think he's cute.

[02:42:59] I don't think he's cute with his little spear.

[02:43:01] Who do you think you are?

[02:43:03] Trying to spear me. Great Ghost Glove Warp great ghost globe warp

[02:43:26] chat look

[02:43:31] chat look there ain't no balls in here

[02:43:42] jack there ain't no balls in here There it is.

[02:43:53] Chad, are y'all serious?

[02:44:11] Oh! I don't think there is, chat. Can you let me up?

[02:44:26] No! Is there a boss?

[02:45:04] Hold on. chat hold the phone Have we been where we are right now?

[02:45:11] We have been here.

[02:45:14] This is where we killed the- what's it called?

[02:45:20] I just called Miyazaki, there is a boss?

[02:45:25] Buddy you did not call him what are you talking about

[02:45:39] talk about you called him no you did not! Don't give me a lever Chad.

[02:45:43] Look for a lever, if there's not a lever, chat we're bouncing up out of here.

[02:45:50] Chat, there is no letter, we are bouncing! Wait a second.

[02:46:30] That's where we go to get on top of it haha you don't think I'll hear what is that charge on oh no these are These are the worst enemies in the game.

[02:46:38] WORST ENEMY IN THE GAME! Worst enemy in the game!

[02:46:47] Chat, you wanna fast travel out of here What is it?

[02:47:06] This is that ladder room remember Is this the start?

[02:47:46] BANG! Uh-oh.

[02:47:48] Uh-oh. Oh, chat, Uh-oh.

[02:47:57] There was a lever? Go back? Yeah that lever's for the elevator though.

[02:48:08] Tail to my dead liver? That's for the elevator! Ha ha! What you mean go back?! the other one chat there's one up top?

[02:48:30] That's also for the elevator! elevator

[02:48:47] every elevator has two levels one at the the top and one at the bottom.

[02:48:50] Jack can y'all lock in?

[02:49:34] Jack come on man we're about to find a ball. It's locked in! so wow You're kidding me, right?

[02:50:01] You're evil for doing this to me! You're evil for doing this to me! I'm going to have to do this again. You gotta be fisting me, man!

[02:50:04] Go Josh with the fight. Uh oh... uh-oh what does that mean uh oh hold on let's go back real quick Dude, this is a crazy dungeon! I thought it didn't reach. What am i doing?

[02:50:41] Son, I'm still... It's not to be death number 8 or whatever it is

[02:50:43] let me dance with my ass You must be joking.

[02:51:08] You mustn't be serious!

[02:51:12] No, Joss What the fuck?

[02:51:22] Oh man. Chad I'm stressed. This is...

[02:51:26] This is strengthening me! two digits strengthen me

[02:51:35] we go

[02:51:36] we go We go.

[02:51:48] Here we go.

[02:51:50] I don't know where we're going, but we're going.

[02:51:56] Hey, Chad, hey.

[02:52:14] I don't know where we're going, we're just going you know what i mean This is a boss fight. There's a stake right here.

[02:52:17] Lock in. lock in so chat here we go

[02:52:52] get ready

[02:52:56] boss fight

[02:53:00] now look its gonna kill me instantly because I have no heals.

[02:53:03] But we're just going to at least go see what it is.

[02:53:07] Death ahead. Oh that's great!

[02:53:11] No heals, here we go! so so What is that? What?

[02:54:01] He healed up. That's completely fine. We had no heals.

[02:54:12] We were assuming that was going to happen.

[02:54:15] Chat, we had no heels

[02:54:18] we were assuming that was gonna happen okay we knew it

[02:54:21] we we chat we just knew it

[02:54:26] now we locked Now, we lock him in.

[02:54:29] Here's what we do know...

[02:54:31] We DO know that if he hits that grab attack,

[02:54:33] He heals. You ready? C'mon!

[02:54:51] Let's go, buddy! come on What? That's ridiculous by the way.

[02:54:55] Combo goes stupid!

[02:55:00] Combo goes stupid! Combo goes stupid!

[02:55:08] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! no I missed my jaw. Here's him.

[02:55:37] Jack, this dude is him!

[02:55:44] Wicked! him wait that's two deaths right

[02:55:49] we're at 10 deaths yeah that's not bad ten deaths and we fought one come on

[02:55:56] we got this time all i have to do is dodge that grab

[02:55:59] ability and we got this, come on.

[02:56:04] Let's go!

[02:56:10] I'm sorry. No, no, no... come on big stagger so I can't hold! Come on!

[02:57:05] No!

[02:57:16] I'm so... I actually just sold so bad.

[02:57:30] When I actually just sold so bad, that's sad.

[02:57:34] I can't believe that.

[02:57:35] I just sold...

[02:57:37] That's actually so bad how bad i just sold i dodged two of the special attacks too so Come on.

[02:58:05] No audio? Hold up!

[02:58:43] Okay. Banner? so That's a new one!

[02:58:52] Jack, this dude is stressing me out.

[02:59:00] Jack, this dude is stressing me out check this dude is stressing me out right now we got it right here said he dies here chat he dies here.

[02:59:19] Okay, you're in your position. okay

[02:59:27] come on chat lets go Come on, chat. Let's go!

[02:59:35] Idiot.... so I'm going to have to do this again. Jesus, Sha- You're flying! Good night!

[03:00:26] Good night! Wait, we got his item.

[03:00:36] Death Knight's twin axes?

[03:00:40] Chat, new item alert

[03:00:47] chat new item alert You want him alert?

[03:00:54] Whoa.

[03:00:58] Let's see them, chat. Let's see them.

[03:01:04] Gangsterity? Nah, those are hard.

[03:01:09] Chat, those are actually hard

[03:01:22] It's a sprint okay not bad

[03:01:29] why the lion head you don't like it Jack I don't like the lion head no more?

[03:01:42] It's ugly?

[03:01:45] It's an eyesore?

[03:01:49] Chat, what's better? Look. That...

[03:01:51] Or what I was using.

[03:02:00] Pull it? chat vote

[03:02:14] chat vote lion heads winning chat

[03:02:20] hey chad lion head's winning the polls right now it's winning what can I say?

[03:02:34] Chad!

[03:02:36] It's winning in a bowl!

[03:02:41] You can't jack, come on man. You can't lie to me. That thing clean.

[03:02:43] I mean, come on. Look at it bro

[03:02:45] It's CLEAN

[03:02:50] Okay now we get up out of here.

[03:02:55] Now we go into the castle chat everybody lock in we're going into the castle you ready?

[03:03:00] Castle time.

[03:03:06] Here we go.

[03:03:12] Castle time. I wanted to get that map piece, but we'll get it later your gs with the fire appreciate you Oh, you can refund.

[03:03:56] He's on action.

[03:03:57] Oh yeah, nah, he ain't nothing.

[03:04:00] Nah, bro ain't nothing.

[03:04:08] No! Nah, bro ain't nothing. Oh my goodness! He's cooked!

[03:04:18] Bro, he you get cooked that bad?

[03:04:19] No way, dude.

[03:04:22] Bro!

[03:04:46] How you get cooked that bad that be you being for no reason Oh, there's something in here.

[03:04:49] Oh, there's something in here.

[03:04:52] Shadow Realm room chat! Who moved? We move.

[03:04:59] Chat, we move.

[03:05:03] Pack ahead? Don't tell me that! Is there dogs?

[03:05:33] No! Don't, don't tell me that. Yeah GG. Chat, dog gammies are the worst enemies in the game. chat what's worse do all enemies are flying

[03:05:34] or not

[03:05:34] what do y'all think

[03:05:35] nah flying is definitely Both of them when they get in a pack is horrible. What is this?

[03:05:57] Is there going to be something good up here, let me find out!

[03:06:01] What did this dude just type in my chat?

[03:06:06] I come back and you've died 12 times already? What the... I have been playing this for two hours and I have fought multiple bosses.

[03:06:24] And you're gonna tell me 12 times already?

[03:06:28] Excuse me?!

[03:06:34] What is this? Milady.

[03:06:39] Ha ha! Milady! oh my lady how you doing milady what

[03:06:55] where's it at?

[03:06:59] Check out where that thing is. My lady!

[03:07:06] Can y'all see it? That's a win.

[03:07:11] That's a weapon! Poisoned hand is a weapon! No shot!

[03:07:36] You think they're good? Come on!

[03:07:36] You think they're good?

[03:07:40] Am I taking damage right here?

[03:07:42] No, I'm not.

[03:07:45] Chad, here's the thing.

[03:07:46] Is that all this castle is about right here?

[03:07:52] Oh no it's not there's a tunnel. Lock in!

[03:07:56] It's a grain sward?

[03:08:15] Is it really That's a great sword? Wait, that's kind of clean

[03:08:22] wait that's kinda clean no lie

[03:08:27] chat the anchor is cooking though, ain't it? For now anyway.

[03:08:34] For now the anchor is cooking.

[03:08:39] One handed? No I can't because I don't have the attributes.

[03:08:41] Look at your little bunny!

[03:08:45] Ooh this looks rough.

[03:08:49] Oh looks rough

[03:09:09] this area looks rough chat now go live You're done. I am so sorry.

[03:09:18] Idiot! Thought you were about to kill me! Nope!

[03:09:49] Fooled us all to think that. other things Another one. Seeks the shadow,

[03:09:51] seeks the tower

[03:09:56] Seek's the tower oh my bad seeks the towers sealed by shadow

[03:10:00] we must burn the tree that seals the

[03:10:03] path and for that

[03:10:04] we require a flame.

[03:10:07] So chat, what this is saying is that we need a flame

[03:10:09] to burn a tree

[03:10:11] for the path.

[03:10:19] I don't know if y'all knew that or not.

[03:10:22] Just letting y'all know.

[03:10:28] Hey, hey, chat. Just letting y'all know man. Explain it in food terms?

[03:10:32] I don't really eat like that you know.

[03:10:36] Here we go. know.

[03:10:41] Okay, we're good. We're good!

[03:10:45] Chat, we keep moving!

[03:10:52] I don't know how we get in here, but we're gonna figure it out.

[03:10:56] Do we go down here? Wait... How do we get in here though? Wait.

[03:11:02] How do we get in here though?

[03:11:08] We gots to get up in there!

[03:11:13] Uh-oh.

[03:11:21] Oh no... Oh no!

[03:11:25] Oh no!

[03:11:29] Woooo!... yeah we good

[03:11:38] hey we do it Pay up, you fellow.

[03:11:49] Excuse me?

[03:11:51] Buddy, this ain't yesterday

[03:11:59] do you think this is yesterday's stream? Huh?!

[03:12:08] Okay, I'm going for this.

[03:12:12] Parkour.

[03:12:18] A-Tap parkour!

[03:12:23] Is that where we came in at? I'm pretty sure that's what we came in at.

[03:12:39] Gahoo! Gahoo! I'm pretty sure that's where we came in at. Oh, the parkour goes crazy! Do I take him life? I would never. He's innocent, Chad. I would never. Okay, we're fine.

[03:13:00] This is good.

[03:13:04] Who would take

[03:13:05] time out of their day to jump up there and write a message

[03:13:15] are you kidding

[03:13:44] go read it so Oh Brody do be trolling man

[03:13:51] Okay, here we go.

[03:13:55] We might be approaching another ball slide right here.

[03:14:02] Are you serious?

[03:14:08] Now you gotta pass away, buddy. Chat, this is the area that we were trying to get in. Remember?

[03:14:17] Swoom! Strong!

[03:14:30] Now you're weak. We're blocked? Nah, y'all weak!

[03:14:37] Quit blocking buddy, accept your fate!

[03:14:45] Chazzy just mirrors every enemy to a bunch of damage.

[03:14:55] Ooh, stream!

[03:15:03] Ooh! Stream! What's up here?

[03:15:05] Is this the boss?

[03:15:09] I literally read two messages that said be weary of life, and I still got hit by the guy.

[03:15:22] Uh-oh...

[03:15:24] Uh-oh!

[03:15:30] Shit! Uh-oh. Chat locked in, we might be getting into a rough area right here

[03:15:44] Chap, what would y'all rate the Elden Ring DLC so far?

[03:15:47] I think it's good. I really like it.

[03:15:52] Everything feels new and fresh. 10 out of 10?

[03:16:08] Bro just jiggled me!

[03:16:15] See ya! Okay, so we're going to go up here and I am about 96% sure there's a boss right here, so walk in.

[03:16:36] Okay that's not a boss. Use this knife. He's getting far.

[03:16:45] I was getting far!

[03:16:47] RAAAGH! Oh my goodness, the amount of damage that he does is insane. I can't dodge.

[03:17:14] I'm too big to roll!

[03:17:20] He might kill me.

[03:17:24] He said he might kill me. Chad, he might kill me here!

[03:17:30] Oh man!

[03:17:38] Is that good?

[03:17:43] Jay, you think that's good?

[03:17:48] I'm not sure. What? Ooh, it does magic.

[03:17:52] Ooh. Ooh, Chad, it does magic man

[03:18:03] you know

[03:18:08] we don't really need that right now

[03:18:13] 12 deaths is insane are we serious there's no way I'm saying that.

[03:18:26] Oh, I thought you were staying here for a minute. Hold that loser! Shadow Rimp- Shadow Realm?

[03:18:43] Chat, what do you rate my Behold out of 10?

[03:18:52] ... I need you to die, thank you. A zero?

[03:18:54] Chat come on this building is's low-key carrying me right now.

[03:19:03] Here magic.

[03:19:04] Yep I'm here.

[03:19:08] Key!

[03:19:13] Oh shit. Oh shit. What is this?

[03:19:20] That's aura. Look at that aura opening that gate up.

[03:19:27] Check out that aura the

[03:19:51] oh there's a dog down there i'm down to one flask chat what are we doing get off my ledge!

[03:19:59] Come on buddy, you want this mouth or stick? so See chat, you can't disrespect random fighters in this game.

[03:20:30] They're nasty dude!

[03:20:32] Like does he have any business doing that much damage? No! He does not.

[03:20:45] Let me guess, Chad.

[03:20:47] 13 deaths is insane, huh?

[03:20:50] Let me guess!

[03:20:53] There's no way this dog

[03:20:54] is still chasing you.

[03:20:55] Are you serious?

[03:20:56] Listen to me. Are you serious?

[03:21:10] That is that... IDIOT!

[03:21:14] Chat, to whoever's playing how many times have y'all died so far

[03:21:24] i see a whole bunch of heroes y'all lying bro chat you're all mine man why are y'all lying, bro. Chatty y'all lying man!

[03:21:30] Why are you all lying, bro?

[03:21:35] See ya Cooper.

[03:21:38] Need my souls back, I'm afraid. This is bad!

[03:22:10] Oh, this is bad!

[03:22:14] Wooo!

[03:22:19] Yo baby got a decent poor dog. Excuse me? He tried to rip my face off. Hey Indian I'm back here!

[03:22:29] Alright chat, Locky might be a boss fight right here. Let's go.

[03:22:31] What was bro looking at?

[03:22:34] Bro thought I was up there still.

[03:23:29] What's going on? I'm not gonna get hit by this guy. so This dude really had to use the heal! uh-oh lock in

[03:23:32] chat, lock in

[03:23:35] let's go

[03:23:35] ah Chad, lock in. Let's go! safety what do you mean safety do i smell a bonfire

[03:24:00] i do

[03:24:05] i do uh what my controller's messing up chat oh no gg

[03:24:18] did y'all hear that little noise too or no?

[03:24:23] Bro, this place man.

[03:24:29] This place reminds me of uh what's that Who is this? Let's go. Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

[03:25:44] You can't consider yourself a heroine? so Are you serious? Is this a joke?

[03:25:47] What is this, Malenia 2.0?!

[03:25:49] WHAT IS THIS?!?!

[03:26:27] I'm gonna kill you! Is this millennium with two swords? oh no She got magic too?

[03:26:49] Can I get my souls? No, okay. Yeah, we gonna be here a minute. How many deaths am I at?

[03:26:55] Fifteen? 15

[03:27:05] Wow this is like millennia with two swords what is this

[03:27:13] chat So you can't just outrun them. okay so Please don't! Oh my... oh my

[03:28:17] i agreed it What are you doing? yeah That's the longest sword I have ever seen in my life.

[03:28:53] That sword was as big as the arena!

[03:28:57] What is happening?!

[03:29:01] Yo, by the way I just said hear me out on her.

[03:29:03] WHAT?

[03:29:14] I'm here for you! Ma'am, please. Ted is this a main boss? That's one.

[03:29:37] Not gonna lie, I'm going crazy right now so Please don't.

[03:30:04] I'm sorry, listen...

[03:30:07] You ain't gotta do that!

[03:30:09] You don't d- i knew i gotta do that I'm not sure if you can see it, but the game is pretty much just a bunch of random enemies it doesn't have to be like oh We're making progress!

[03:31:04] Wait, Jack. We're making progress! Wait, chat we're making progress!

[03:31:07] Is this the hardest boss in a game? What's going on?!

[03:31:11] That's a crazy name. Thank you for the five gifted...

[03:31:16] Seventeen deaths?

[03:31:22] Oh man.

[03:31:24] How many times have I died to her what is that the third try this is really like

[03:31:29] millennia with two swords bro I'm not sure if you can see it, but the listen man it really does have so oh no chat

[03:32:23] it's not a point for her.

[03:32:40] Ma'am, please!

[03:32:43] Okay.

[03:32:49] Ahhhhhhhhhh...... Okay. Okay, never mind. okay okay

[03:33:37] do you realize how crazy that is so so

[03:33:44] the answer to that would be no!

[03:34:10] Oh, my goodness. come on i gotta give it a half at least right here here

[03:34:15] this is insane

[03:35:19] chat, this is insanity I'm sorry. so so oh Oh my goodness. Why are people saying I can fix her? What is wrong with you? I am over here getting clapped

[03:35:33] this is making the death counter go up chat come on man lock in bro That's ridiculous, by the way.

[03:36:02] Come on! I'm going to have to do this again. Chad, no. Chad, no, no, no! This is bad! No, Chad!

[03:36:29] This is BAD!

[03:36:34] You need to change web? It has nothing to do with my weapon.

[03:36:38] It has to do with not dodging her attacks! oh you didn me with that? Okay.

[03:37:03] This is it this is it I'm not sure if you can see it, but the game is pretty much just a bunch of Please! No Get out!

[03:37:52] Get out, come on.

[03:37:57] I'm gonna kill you! Oh, I did not see that coming.

[03:38:42] No way that hits me again! so Why must you do that? It really don't have to be this way.

[03:38:46] Oh my goodness, I did all of my health!

[03:38:54] Okay, we're getting her to under half chat. Look it's not like we're making no progression.

[03:38:57] We're getting her to under half.

[03:38:59] Okay look this is fine.

[03:39:04] We knew that we was gonna run into a boss...

[03:39:09] Chat, look,

[03:39:10] we knew

[03:39:11] we were going to run into a boss

[03:39:14] that was rough now listen

[03:39:17] was i expecting to run into a boss that was like melina's older sister who

[03:39:24] used to bully malena and that's why she turned into what

[03:39:27] she turned into? No, I wasn't expecting that.

[03:39:32] But...

[03:39:35] You know what I mean? Oh, so you're cheating Is that a waste of heal? so Who gave you permission to do this much damage chat any try now

[03:40:56] I'm going to get her

[03:40:57] chat any try

[03:41:00] now I'm going to get her how many deaths are we at work 22

[03:41:03] I can guarantee you she will be beaten by 30 deaths

[03:41:06] I guarantee it so so Oh, I'm disgustingly bad!

[03:41:46] You gonna double-hand me like that?

[03:41:53] Nice. Okay! nice

[03:41:58] okay okay

[03:42:45] i gotta repose him uh okay wow wow Also, it's like that?

[03:42:47] Oh yeah, I'm about to break all this setup.

[03:42:49] Okay. Also, it's like that.

[03:42:53] Okay.

[03:42:55] That-that's wild!

[03:42:57] No, Chad. that's legitimately insane.

[03:43:00] You don't understand.

[03:43:02] This is insanity!

[03:43:38] This is insanity! so so so

[03:43:54] where is my stagger?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[03:43:59] Yo, yo, yo, yo.

[03:44:02] Yo! Yo, FromSoft! If you let me beat this boss

[03:44:06] that the rest of the game's gonna be smooth sailing please This is Chet. It's fine, man!

[03:44:51] You see what I'm saying though? Like that's crazy. so Existence Alenia, my friend. Thank you. I'm going to go there.

[03:45:03] I'm not going to go there, I'm good!

[03:45:31] I'm going to go there. i'm good Is this the best one yet? I'm so bad.

[03:45:32] That was the run.

[03:45:34] I had nine flasks left in my soul.

[03:45:36] No, no, no.

[03:45:37] That was actually it.

[03:45:39] That was actually the run right there.

[03:45:41] I had nine flasks and she was under 50% and I sold it.

[03:45:44] Wait, no, that was complete...

[03:45:45] Chat, I sold so bad right now. It's fine though.

[03:45:48] Chat, it's all good.

[03:45:53] No, them chat it's all good no it's all good it's all good i'm not gonna lie you barely have any

[03:45:56] time to roll those when she starts spamming

[03:45:59] type one if you believe let's go Okay, you got it.

[03:46:15] What am I doing?

[03:46:21] Okay, I guess I'm just throwing my life away! What am I doing?

[03:46:24] Okay, I guess I'm just throwing my life away.

[03:46:36] The reason I didn't heal right there is because I was going for a stagger! Oh man.

[03:46:41] Will you change your weapon already dude?

[03:46:41] It ain't working.

[03:46:42] Oh yeah!

[03:46:44] Let me go find a weapon that's gonna do more damage than what I'm dealing

[03:46:46] Hey buddy!

[03:46:48] Earth to loser over here

[03:46:50] When you lose a boss fight in Elden Ring

[03:46:52] It's not because your're not doing damage.

[03:46:55] It's because I can't dodge!

[03:47:13] Bloody buddy i am doing damage i'm not dodging

[03:47:15] oh i'm about to start throwing cheats man.

[03:47:19] Oh no! Oh yeah!

[03:47:22] Oh man!

[03:47:51] Okay you still comboing okay so Get jigged!

[03:47:55] No stagger?

[03:48:02] We're still at the peak of life in this game. stagger

[03:49:11] my so so so so so As if it couldn't get any worse. That is the craziest thing I've actually ever seen in my entire life.

[03:49:17] I had it, I actually had it that was it.

[03:49:22] She was like five hits away right

[03:49:31] i don't understand that ability That's wild, Melania.

[03:49:50] Yo, Melania!

[03:50:54] Yo, Melania! so How was life growing up in the same house with Melania? so Come on! so Oh my goodness.

[03:50:56] Yo, chat, now this is wild.

[03:51:02] Chat, this is insanity! I am beating you!

[03:51:05] What did I say? I was killing her before I got 30 deaths. I'm at 28.

[03:51:09] Wait how many deaths was I in at the start of her?

[03:51:18] 17? 13? No way it was 13. Was it actually 13?

[03:51:28] Oh, you're ready for everything aren't ya?

[03:51:36] Thanks for the talk. I appreciate your visit!

[03:52:55] What's that? so so I'm not sure if you can see it, but the so so so No! Don't you dare!

[03:53:10] I like how I just died and looked look over at chat, somebody said okay thank goodness. So you're rejoicing in our death?

[03:53:16] You're rejoicing! Chat in bro. This is fine

[03:53:22] Child promise you this time we can do this

[03:53:25] This isn't literally millennia on steroids with two swords who thought this was okay Yes, ma'am.

[03:53:43] Yes, ma'am. Do it again. I like that.

[03:53:47] Okay, yeah, okay!

[03:53:57] Yes, ma'am. Okay, yeah Thank you! I deserve it.

[03:53:59] I DESERVE IT!

[03:54:00] I'M A BAD BOY! TAKE SPACE AND BE RUNNING I deserve it. I deserve it! I'm a bad boy!

[03:54:01] King's baited me, Romano!

[03:54:03] King's baited me! so Chad, I have a genuine question.

[03:54:29] I don't know if y'all know this.

[03:54:30] I don't know how you would know.

[03:54:32] Is this a main story boss know how you would know.

[03:54:33] Is this a main story,

[03:54:34] boss? It has to be.

[03:54:41] Pretty sure she is. My mouse died.

[03:54:50] I don't get the chat!

[03:54:52] Listen...

[03:54:54] I'm good.

[03:54:59] She's OP for no reason?

[03:55:01] No, she's literally OP

[03:55:02] for no reason.

[03:55:05] How many deaths am I at?

[03:55:09] We're at 30, okay I beat her right here then.

[03:55:17] Alright she dies right here.

[03:55:19] She dies here.

[03:55:20] She dies.

[03:55:23] She will lay on the ground at my feet right now. Do you understand?

[03:55:49] Chat, she will be laying on the ground at my feet so I'm not sure if you can see it, but the game is pretty much just a bunch of random enemies. You have to be careful with your aim and then shoot them off.

[03:55:54] The only thing that's really important here are the two that she's not there so so so so Thanks for watching! so so so so I'm going to get you with that?

[03:58:01] TAS, on the run before this one...

[03:58:04] How low was she? Where was the bar? Wait. How low was she where was the bar

[03:58:07] wait how low was she i didn't look

[03:58:14] she was one hit? Are you dead serious?

[03:58:19] Like, does she think she's Rinala or something turning into a moon? I don't understand.

[03:58:24] Why is she turning into a Okay, I'm not going back. Appreciate it.

[03:58:51] Appreciate you.

[03:58:55] Appreciate you.

[03:58:57] Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that.

[03:59:01] Thank you, thank you. How about another?

[03:59:03] Oh!

[03:59:13] Okay... Really? Really?

[03:59:16] Yo, chat.

[03:59:18] I fought Melania about two times and i struggle this is borderline worse We need hits with no hit back! That's what we need.

[03:59:42] We need hits with no hit back!

[03:59:50] Dead serious right now or what?

[03:59:52] Oh, you are serious? Okay! you can't see this right now so you're the best Excuse me! so I saw him run.

[04:01:05] I just... it's right there, Janice! Right there!

[04:01:07] Yo G-beegs with the T-Gift appreciates you.

[04:01:10] It's right there, Chad.

[04:01:12] It's right there, man.

[04:01:17] But here's the thing. I'm going to die when she turns into the moons anyway.

[04:01:20] So what do I do when she turns into the moon?

[04:01:25] Like when I turn into...

[04:01:26] When she turns into the moon, do I roll?

[04:01:30] Do I have to roll it or jump when she turns into the moon

[04:01:38] jump no way There's no way!

[04:01:44] No, it can't... I'm rolling.

[04:01:54] I'm sorry, chat.

[04:01:56] Even if I get there... 3 Three. One more?

[04:02:12] Four not!

[04:02:20] I'm gonna get Megan, I'm gonna get Megan. I'm gonna banned on Twitch tonight.

[04:02:26] How many times did she kill me?

[04:02:28] I'm getting banned tonight, I'm getting naked.

[04:02:30] I'm getting banned on Twitch tonight,

[04:02:32] I'll see y'all in a month, I'm dead serious. I'm actually gonna on Twitch tonight, I'll see you all in a month.

[04:02:33] I'm dead serious.

[04:02:35] I'm actually gonna take my clothes off.

[04:03:13] I believe! so so Not for real?

[04:03:18] Insane!

[04:04:03] Oh, no. Oh, no. so What are you swinging at buster Ma'am, can you stop for two seconds?

[04:04:05] Let me get a heel off! One-eyed. so so

[04:04:29] chug them all, dude! so I've died to her...

[04:04:56] How many times have I died to her?

[04:04:57] Ten times?

[04:05:00] I think I've died to her ten times.

[04:05:06] 23? No way it's been 23.

[04:05:14] Is he really? Are you serious? I'll wait, she's easy.

[04:05:32] I just figured it out.

[04:05:53] Why is my dude not rolling?

[04:05:57] I'm sitting here pressing the roll button.

[04:06:01] I'm sitting here pressing

[04:06:02] the roll button, and why ain't you rolling

[04:06:04] though? That's my question. When I tell you to roll, why ain't you rolling though that's my question when i tell you to roll white you rolling Try it without the head on?

[04:06:25] Chai, you think it's the line without the head on

[04:06:28] so you think it's the lion head so

[04:06:45] can you dig us the hand action

[04:06:59] are you Are you serious?

[04:07:02] I can't tell if you're serious or

[04:07:04] just joking. Because at this point,

[04:07:06] you've got to be just joking because there

[04:07:08] ain't no way you're doing this right here.

[04:07:10] Ma'am, what is wrong with you?

[04:07:12] Like seriously, what is your problem? Pirate hats back on. I hate you.

[04:07:41] I hate you, I really do, I hate you. I really do, I hate you.

[04:07:45] I really do hate you now.

[04:07:48] The Jackins say hear me out and all that

[04:07:51] but just know that I hate you.

[04:07:52] There ain't no hearing nothing out here. so I'm not asking you to. That's cool too. Just infinite combo me?

[04:08:38] Just infinite combo me and don't even give me a chance to take half of them with!

[04:08:43] Are you for real right now?! there's actually no way you're for

[04:08:48] real what

[04:08:53] i like how this dude just tied the chance are you even trying buddy you want to

[04:08:57] see

[04:09:02] talk about argue even sign of course Of course! I'm ready. I plus zero I guess her poise reset? How?

[04:09:48] Ma'am, how did your poise reset? How?

[04:09:52] Ma'am, how did your poise just reset?

[04:09:53] Are you cheating?

[04:09:56] I thought this game had easy anti-cheat.

[04:09:57] How are you cheating?

[04:09:59] How did your poise reset, ma'am?

[04:10:32] I hit you four times so you still swinging chat i was getting her to like three-fourths of her health down,

[04:10:34] like six times in a row now.

[04:10:36] And now I'm just choking early game.

[04:10:37] What am I doing?

[04:10:39] I have to lock in! I have to lock in! Let's run, Doc! oh my goodness so so so She's the GOAT!

[04:11:41] She's the GOAT, man.

[04:11:45] I was literally getting her like... so so so so Yo, Chad. I'm going to be honest with you.

[04:12:46] I have not died this many times in one boss in a long time, bro.

[04:12:52] That was good though.

[04:12:53] See that?

[04:12:54] That was a better run, right?

[04:12:55] That was good but when she turns

[04:12:57] into the moon

[04:12:57] I still don't know

[04:12:58] whether to roll or jump.

[04:14:26] This is it right here. She dies here. I'm going to try and get the first one. one can you leave me alone for two seconds seconds when you die there's gonna be celebrations I didn't get the snagger. Chassis cheating, bro. Hear me out though though no I'm playing maybe walk off a minute and

[04:14:33] breathe I'm good I'm good I gotta step I'm good

[04:14:37] I'm good. I gotta stay... I'm good.

[04:14:38] I-I'm good right here.

[04:14:39] I-I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

[04:14:46] Ban the guy that just said did you win?

[04:14:48] What do you mean did i win look where i am so so so so so so so that is actually the most ridiculous

[04:16:26] thing I have ever bared witness to

[04:16:27] in my life

[04:16:28] not only is this the hardest boss fight

[04:16:31] in history up until that point

[04:16:33] but she breaks out a move that just explodes

[04:16:36] you three times and you're just dead.

[04:16:49] Just run away? I don't think you can.

[04:16:52] Jack, can you run away from that? No! so I'm not sure if you can see it, but the so me so so I'm not sure if you can see it, but the Jack, you were right. so so um so Oh my god. Bro.

[04:19:20] Let's gooooooo!

[04:19:35] Dude!

[04:19:40] Bro!

[04:19:46] Oh my goodness, man!

[04:19:50] I'm literally dizzy bro.

[04:19:54] Let's go!

[04:20:03] Chad?

[04:20:07] I can't breathe

[04:20:09] Chad, I can't breathe

[04:20:11] Chad, I can't breathe

[04:20:15] man

[04:20:16] oh dude

[04:20:18] Chad Oh, dude.

[04:20:21] Chad!

[04:20:25] Chad I can't breathe. That was absolutely ridiculous.

[04:20:37] I think i'm having a heart attack.

[04:20:42] Check the payout, bro!

[04:20:45] Dude, at

[04:20:46] the end of that chat,

[04:20:47] I was literally playing

[04:20:49] as safe as humanly possible.

[04:20:53] Like, I was...

[04:20:54] Oh dude.

[04:21:01] Four people hit for four million channel points.

[04:21:11] How many deaths are we at? Oh my goodness.

[04:21:19] What was the boss's name? Rolani.

[04:21:24] Rolani, sir. what was the boss's name rollani rollanis

[04:21:35] i gotta use a restroom chat bro bro chad are you proud of me? Be honest. Dude we died so many times for her bro!

[04:21:43] Hey.. Dude, there is no better feeling than killing a boss in a Souls game after it has been farming you for the past, how long was I fighting her chat?

[04:22:29] What 30 minutes.

[04:22:32] Bro man.

[04:22:37] Do I was fighting for a good 30-40 minutes bro.

[04:22:42] Oh dude, what happens now?

[04:22:47] No way it's been an hour on her.

[04:22:55] Was that a main boss? It has to be.

[04:23:01] That was wild.

[04:23:03] We have a level.

[04:23:04] What should we do?

[04:23:05] Chat, you want to go strength?

[04:23:11] Chat, we have a level. What are we thinking here? BRO!

[04:23:19] I feel like I just ran a marathon. Go in endurance dexterity all right we'll put one index chat we can finally move

[04:23:41] progress yo oh what the fuck get depreciation dude

[04:23:48] chat do I gain or for that? Be honest.

[04:23:53] Dude, that was rough.

[04:23:57] See what her Remembrance is? Oh yeah, chat! How do you...

[04:24:01] how do you see what the Remembrance does? What do you gotta do you see what the remembrance does? What do you

[04:24:03] gotta do to see that? Do you have to go to the finger reader

[04:24:08] lady? You wanna go see what she gives you. We have to right

[04:24:13] it's brand new.

[04:24:16] Let's go see what she gives us.

[04:24:20] Dude it better- oh it better be something good.

[04:24:22] Oh chatty! Oh chat!

[04:24:26] It best be something good

[04:24:29] best be

[04:24:34] she's dead

[04:24:39] here we go chat I mean... is that mid?

[04:25:14] Is that kind of mid do you see what it takes to use that spell?

[04:25:26] That takes 72 intelligence to use that

[04:25:32] what

[04:25:35] we'll keep it for now chat should we

[04:25:37] keep it for now, chat. Should we keep it for now?

[04:25:41] Well, I'm not going to lie,

[04:25:42] chat, this DLC is fire, bro.

[04:25:45] Where was

[04:25:46] we at, dude? Is this the

[04:25:48] boss fight arena?

[04:25:51] Oh, man! Is this the boss fight arena? Oh man chat, like I feel like I just worked out and I know that feeling really well because I work out all the time.

[04:25:57] But bro...

[04:26:09] We can move chat we can move bro we saw the outside world, Chad.

[04:26:14] It's beautiful.

[04:26:16] It's beautiful!

[04:26:20] Chad, it's beautiful.

[04:26:23] Man!

[04:26:27] What'd this guy say? Bro why is Kay so good at Elden Ring?

[04:26:31] I told y'all I've been playing Souls games for years.

[04:26:36] Chat the grass.

[04:26:38] We frolic

[04:26:39] once more.

[04:26:42] Oh man, who's next? Who's next?! I'm ready for who's next Hey, how you doing?

[04:26:57] You proud of me?

[04:27:00] Hey.

[04:27:01] You proud of me?

[04:27:02] Hello again.

[04:27:03] Huh?

[04:27:04] Did you meet my compatriots?

[04:27:05] Yeah

[04:27:07] They're quite the congregation, from places as far and wide as you can imagine

[04:27:11] Doubtless they've all come to blows at first glance

[04:27:14] Were it not for the charm kindly mickeler put upon us

[04:27:20] is what allows us to say that with the work of a living God.

[04:27:29] Ask about horn scents?

[04:27:31] Wondering about the horn scent, are you?

[04:27:33] Yes, ma'am. Can you spank me? I'm done.

[04:27:34] I'm sorry. In any other circumstance,

[04:27:37] he be at our throats long ago the america commanded sir messner to purge the tower from

[04:27:41] a cleansing by fire it's no wonder the horns don't hold the edge

[04:27:45] in contempt sorry that aside man is a creature of conquest

[04:27:52] in this regard the tower folk are no different they were never saints

[04:27:56] yeah they just happened to be on the losing side of awards They were never saints. Yeah.

[04:27:58] They just happened to be on the losing side of a war...

[04:28:00] That's facts right there!

[04:28:01] ...but it is still a wretched shame.

[04:28:04] You have a good night, ma'am. Thank you so much Oh, it's this guy again. Yo, what's good bro? You have a knack for timing, my fellow. Yeah.

[04:28:30] I found the site of a new cross.

[04:28:33] Take this.

[04:28:35] Yo, chat! Don't be you man's bro!

[04:28:43] Oh, that's see what he gave us. Let's see what he gave us.

[04:28:47] Where is the map ski?

[04:28:49] There we go.

[04:29:01] Yo, I gotta hand it to this guy he might be the worst map drawer

[04:29:05] I have ever seen in my life hey buddy this don't show me nothing can you find a boss already

[04:29:16] jeans I just spent the last hour fighting what is probably going to be the hardest boss in this

[04:29:33] DLC, and you're really sitting there saying that? gonna be the hardest boss in this DLC.

[04:29:35] And you're really sitting there saying that? Trust me, buddy!

[04:29:37] We're gonna fight another boss!

[04:29:39] How about you relax for a minute

[04:29:41] and let me breathe for a minute we're about to josh we just sweetest beat

[04:29:52] the game right now well it's real deal gaming hours up in here

[04:29:59] I'm not gonna lie chat we gave him for real bro

[04:30:04] chat we are gaining gaming right now dude

[04:30:07] oh man where do we go bro

[04:30:11] shoot okay first things first let's

[04:30:15] grab this map fragment up here

[04:30:20] Boom man

[04:30:23] Who is this

[04:30:30] Look at this little nerd with his little hammer. That's cute! You suck!

[04:30:32] Yeah, you better turn away.

[04:30:34] He don't want no smoke?

[04:30:44] Chad, we got a map!

[04:30:48] I'm the map. I'm the map. I'm the map. I'm the map.

[04:30:49] I'm the map.

[04:30:50] I'm the map.

[04:30:51] I'm the map.

[04:30:52] I'm the map.

[04:30:53] I'm the map.

[04:30:54] Chat, y'all want to bust a right or y'all want to a rider y'all wanna bust the left right here

[04:31:06] you're on a bus to ride I'm feeling a riot right here.

[04:31:11] Yeah, right? Bet!

[04:31:18] Let's go up here and see what's good. What we got up in here?

[04:31:21] Ooh, give me that! Sir please I did not

[04:31:25] mean to step on you. Sir please don't chase me across the map. I am sorry

[04:31:29] man. Please don't.

[04:31:33] Leave me be, man!

[04:31:38] There's a dog.

[04:31:39] There's a. Chat, no there is actually no way we can kill that guy.

[04:31:49] It's water in here!

[04:31:52] There's a bunch of bears.

[04:31:53] Y'all better call PETA!

[04:32:01] Oh, that's a big boy over there.

[04:32:07] What?

[04:32:08] Oh, that's a big boy right there.

[04:32:16] Chad do we fight him? Yes or no?

[04:32:20] We're not...we're not...okay we'll fight him. oh it's a boss! so so POV, you go to your cousin's house.

[04:33:21] He has a dog named Princess.

[04:33:23] This is what he acts like.

[04:33:24] ... Is this doable

[04:33:41] should we find him on horseback chat what do you think horses on foot broke

[04:33:46] it's crazy let's try worse so I thought Melenia's cousin was hard. Are we seriously going from that fight to this fight?

[04:34:28] What are we doing? so You stashed the Usain Bolt!

[04:35:06] He has the claw scoop that the Beast Clergyman has? He has the Claw Scoop that the Be-

[04:35:08] Are you serious, are you dead serious?!

[04:35:11] There's actually no way your for real!

[04:35:14] WHAT?!

[04:35:19] I can kill him though.

[04:35:30] Ted, I can kill him right here.

[04:35:34] Go explore? This is quite literally what we're doing. We explored and found this guy. What you mean? That move's crazy! so How many deaths am I at?

[04:36:18] Lord have mercy!

[04:36:26] My goodness!

[04:36:28] Okay, we ride in on the horse and jump all over the place. My goodness!

[04:36:30] Okay, we ride in on the horse jump off and hit him. Y'all cool with that?

[04:37:54] You just built at right now. Okay this guy! okay Oh, you just turned around and then slap me! so He just screamed and killed me. He just screamed and killed me.

[04:37:56] He just screamed and killed me dead.

[04:38:02] He screamed and killed me. am i supposed to roll that

[04:38:48] he dies here. so There's another bear! What's Smokey doing? Are you serious, Smokey? There's... he just slapped him! There's no- so so You thought rune bears were bad?

[04:39:47] Oh, buddy.

[04:39:48] I thought rune bears were bad.

[04:39:51] Ain't nobody tell me about what uh, what's his name?

[04:39:53] Cleetus the Bear!

[04:40:00] He dies here.

[04:40:46] Chad, he dies here. He dies here chad he dies here he dies so so Let's go.

[04:40:51] Nope!

[04:40:54] Nope, I ain't going nowhere near that! Go breath HOT! go breath hot so so Oh no!

[04:41:38] PUNCH THEM!

[04:41:40] PACK THEM!!!

[04:41:51] UN-NOOOOOO Another one! Wait, that goes hard. What is that?

[04:41:55] Yo what is that?

[04:41:58] Should I wear that?

[04:42:02] I'm not wearing it. Yo, what is that? Should I wear that?

[04:42:16] Whoa whoa whoa! What is that? It's a headpiece. That's even better.

[04:42:20] It's a headpiece. that's the best thing ever Wait, wait, wait. That is so hard oh my goodness that is so hard

[04:42:48] do i have any like any like chess piece that would match it?

[04:42:57] No.

[04:42:58] Nothing good.

[04:43:00] Chat,

[04:43:02] that was worth the kill, right?

[04:43:07] Did he give me $180,000? He was $183,000. he was a hundred and eighty thousand

[04:43:21] said i'm not gonna lie we're kind of rolling ain't we we're like we're like

[04:43:24] loki kinda rolling We're like low-key kind of rolling.

[04:43:29] What is this?

[04:43:33] Shit!

[04:43:35] Smokey, I just killed your big brother. Can you go away?

[04:43:42] Smokey, go somewhere bro!

[04:43:51] Over here pulling up like you want to do something he like he didn't just see how I killed that dude right there okay chat next play'all want to go straight ahead right here?

[04:44:02] Should we go to this thing?

[04:44:04] Jack, you wanna go to this thing? Let's go to this thing let's see what that is bro this dlc is so fire bro my momma

[04:44:16] wow this is actually fire what did this dude just type?

[04:44:25] Case my grandma just died but I'm still watching. Hey, rest in peace.

[04:44:42] W viewer though.

[04:44:48] Hey, w viewer man.

[04:44:49] I appreciate that bro.

[04:44:54] That's good. W viewer, man. I appreciate that, bro. I'm not laughing because of that.

[04:44:56] That's crazy though. You know what I mean?

[04:44:57] That's kind of crazy. Right?

[04:45:03] Yo, right yo chat that's kinda crazy though

[04:45:11] man bro hey dude man appreciate you go up a chat I'm not laughing at Oh

[04:45:26] Chad I'm not laughing at that. I promise room

[04:45:35] What's in here, oh I getting invaded? Oh no.

[04:45:40] Oh no!

[04:45:44] No, no, no! Not as a slain of Messner.

[04:45:47] No, no, please dude!

[04:45:50] It's just... it's a gauntlet! How many people do I gotta kill?

[04:45:52] I GOT TWO FLASTS!!! Almost like that. When I killed you earlier, I killed the real you though.

[04:46:01] Jack did not kill this dude actually earlier than that. I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it, but I think that's a good idea. You're so lucky you caught me with no flask.

[04:46:32] Do you understand?

[04:46:33] Doesn't even matter.

[04:46:34] How could this be?

[04:46:35] I'm not going to let you get away with it. It doesn't even matter.

[04:46:38] How could this be?

[04:46:42] America, my grace.

[04:46:51] Ash of War Flameski World? Prayer Room Key. Chat, we to where this goes

[04:47:08] hey chat look ideas as to where this goes?

[04:47:11] Hey, chat.

[04:47:11] Look.

[04:47:15] This might get ugly but I think we got to go up here now.

[04:47:19] We might

[04:47:20] get farmed but I think we gotta go up here now

[04:47:27] i do

[04:47:38] the church's playroom

[04:47:43] buddy this church has been demolished right no player room here

[04:47:47] hey chad i can tell you what i do need you know what i do need right now you would never be able to guess go ahead and try to get stuff

[04:47:51] you know you know it will be great if it was right here?

[04:47:55] Stop saying food!

[04:48:01] My grace, Jack. Come on, man

[04:48:03] I'm not thinking about food right now

[04:48:06] Tell me I'm not even thinking about food at all

[04:48:12] I mean I do got three chicken quesad get some Taco Bell sitting upstairs but I'm not like thinking about it.

[04:48:19] Can we get up here?

[04:48:24] It does not appear so.

[04:48:31] It does not appear so.

[04:48:50] Ruse, you want me to bring it down here? I'm not even die, huh?

[04:48:54] Can your boy get a grace from somewhere? Please... FROM SOMEWHERE!

[04:49:06] I gotta go back here and rest while we're going straight past this fire dude, should i try to kill him

[04:49:11] no why am i even asking y'all just gonna say yes no i'm not trying to kill them

[04:49:14] i'm not

[04:49:17] and the reason that i'm not trying to kill him is because I do absolutely negative damage

[04:49:22] to him.

[04:49:23] Like, literally when I hit him he heals off of it. BORING AT THEM. Is that another ball sign?

[04:49:44] How do you know, because when we first started the game I tried to hit one and he was like

[04:49:48] He ate it. He ate like like a crab cake or something that just flew in his mouth

[04:49:59] i think i have to level up.

[04:50:03] What are we thinking?

[04:50:13] What are we thinking?

[04:50:18] Yo, can we ban the guy that just said intelligence?

[04:50:20] Buddy, excuse me. Health? Okay, we'll do one now

[04:50:26] all right chat straight ahead we go

[04:50:36] straight ahead we go, chat. Who said metabolism?

[04:50:56] Well... so yeah dude said metabolism oh my

[04:51:03] bro come on man.

[04:51:05] Bro!

[04:51:07] We gotta run past this dude chatlocking and we're going to this giant castle

[04:51:11] here's where it starts getting serious

[04:51:13] I think we're about to fight the final

[04:51:15] balls here

[04:51:25] chad you did this the final boss

[04:51:33] I'll tell you one thing I know know who the final boss should be.

[04:51:36] THAT guy!

[04:51:44] Yo can i get a grace? Hey y'all got a grace up in here or no

[04:51:52] Oh

[04:51:56] No, this does not look good. this is the biggest castle i've ever seen What's that noise?

[04:52:10] WHAT?!

[04:52:12] WHAT?!

[04:52:14] WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! Yo, Dewey.

[04:52:26] I'm going to be honest with you.

[04:52:28] There's absolutely no way there's not a grace

[04:52:30] sitting outside this thing

[04:52:38] oh this is the biggest lift i've ever seen chat Hello?

[04:53:08] My name's Case. money in case So, chat let me get this straight. There's absolutely no way that there's a boss fight right here, right?

[04:54:20] Is that a big creature laying in there?. Oh, okay. Oh my goodness, what is this bro?

[04:54:51] That thing is breathing. I don't know what it is but its breathing. everything. Oh Clear Hippo's cleared! It's not a new attack, shut up! so Wait, he's actually flying.

[04:55:12] Oh my goodness!

[04:55:15] OH MY GOODNESS I FIRST TRIED HIM! I've been doing this since I first tried them!

[04:55:43] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It feels good to first try a boss chat, I'm not gonna lie. See chat look. See chat look Those kind of bosses

[04:55:45] are what my build is made for

[04:55:47] Now, Melenia's cousin

[04:55:49] Talenia that we

[04:55:51] fought earlier,

[04:55:53] my build is not meant for her. But we still got it done.

[04:55:56] Now...

[04:55:56] Chad, do I see some cheeks on the screen?

[04:56:07] Yo, Chad, do I see some cheeks on the screen? Yo!

[04:56:08] Hold up.

[04:56:09] Yo!

[04:56:10] Yo!

[04:56:12] Dude, I see some cheapskates.

[04:56:16] Look!

[04:56:23] Kitty.

[04:56:25] So, Chad, you know what's crazy?

[04:56:27] We ran through that giant wasteland

[04:56:29] no grace for like

[04:56:31] three straight miles

[04:56:33] you know what's ridiculous?

[04:56:38] I could literally throw a baseball from one grace to another.

[04:56:44] How you gonna have two of them right here and none out there?

[04:56:52] We level again, chat. We level again.

[04:56:54] I say we go one in health

[04:56:59] we got two levels of one let's let's go and get to 60. i want to chill at 60

[04:57:04] and then we'll start working like maybe some strength and like some dexterity just in case

[04:57:09] because we ain't got to worry about intelligence faith and rk we're good

[04:57:12] we start working like some street you know what i mean

[04:57:17] we'll start working the other ones after this level

[04:57:19] okay that was not a very bad boss

[04:57:23] I'm not gonna lie

[04:57:24] might be able to absolutely shreds those.

[04:57:29] Seek boss, what? What do you mean by that?

[04:57:31] Is there another one?

[04:57:43] Okay ok I can't upgrade metabolism I have a high

[04:57:47] metabolism anyway

[04:57:48] that's a nasty looking axe I have a high metabolism anyway.

[04:57:52] Ooh, that's a nasty looking axe!

[04:57:57] See ya goober!

[04:58:04] Yeah you got... Yeah, you go. Festive grease?

[04:58:06] What is that?

[04:58:07] That's new.

[04:58:08] Festive grease.

[04:58:09] Hold up.

[04:58:09] No.

[04:58:11] Okay. best of the grease hold up

[04:58:19] chat new item alert new water alert

[04:58:26] let's see what Vestive Grease is.

[04:58:35] Coats armament granting wielder trace amount of wounds on landing attack. No shot!

[04:58:41] No shot! It gives you runes when you land a hit.

[04:58:53] Chad, y'all wanna test it?

[04:58:59] Let's test it real quick.

[04:59:03] I don't think it's smart to use on a boss we could get fried

[04:59:11] okay per hit what that mid or what I'm sorry. so so I'm never letting that one down. Was that karma for laughing at that dude when he fell? believe in karma?

[05:00:23] Buddy, can you die? Hello? Try to come get me now, idiot! Who is this guy and how much are they paying him? He literally almost got me twice! like are we serious right now I was mad. Please!

[05:02:02] AHHHHHH!!!! I walked off the map! so Yo, chat. This part is no joke. Chat they compensated for that weak boss with this part chat literally they compensated for that weak balls with this bar right here

[05:02:10] I kind of feel bad for that guy Ooh, helmet.

[05:02:20] Chat, you wanna test this new helmet real quick to see what it looks like? That might be the most goofy looking thing I've ever seen in my life.

[05:02:37] Yeah, I'm good off that one.

[05:02:40] Wait did I not count my death?

[05:02:44] Chad are we at 50 right now?

[05:02:46] Chad don't tamper with the death count now. Are we at 50?

[05:02:49] Alright, 50.

[05:02:53] Two for one.

[05:02:57] . one

[05:03:11] this is insane. Wait, no! No, no, no...

[05:03:15] I gotta get this big dude to come out here real quick. Pause.

[05:03:19] Actually quick pause

[05:03:27] actually no who is this you look cool mind, I's go.

[05:03:45] This area...

[05:03:47] Somebody said, why is the bow two times its size?

[05:03:52] Yo, that bow was

[05:03:53] huge man!

[05:03:57] Golly!

[05:03:57] That's a spell isn't it? But it's like not a spell. It's...

[05:04:05] Consumable Spell?

[05:04:11] Chad is that a consumable spell I think we're doing good right now.

[05:04:29] We're making good progress,

[05:04:30] I'm not gonna lie.

[05:04:32] Bad thing is

[05:04:33] I got seven flask.

[05:04:35] And this area does not look friendly.

[05:04:40] And i feel like i heard another one of them hippos breathing just now.

[05:04:47] Bro, look how crazy this looks chat

[05:04:52] jack this looks cool I hate these guys.

[05:05:02] Chat, does anybody else

[05:05:04] hate these enemies with a burning passion

[05:05:05] in the original game,

[05:05:11] they do so much more damage than their size could account for.

[05:05:12] It's ridiculous!

[05:05:16] Ooh, big enemy right here, I bet.

[05:05:17] I have a feeling.

[05:05:19] Okay who killed all these people?

[05:05:25] Oh that's the most aura I've ever seen in my life

[05:05:33] who are you so

[05:05:51] you're no one.

[05:05:59] You're absolutely nobody, that's who you are. You're nobody!

[05:06:07] Chad, do I have that much ore when i'm like walking slow across the map?

[05:06:10] See if see if i do

[05:06:18] yeah no No? Alright then.

[05:06:29] Chat, I'm not gonna lie this is the most locked in I've ever been on a Souls game.

[05:06:31] Like we are locked in today oh there's a ladder do we dare climb it all right

[05:06:46] chat do you want to go down this ladder before we go into that main area

[05:06:49] yes or no yes all right

[05:07:04] down ahead what do you mean?

[05:07:05] Checkpoint ahead?

[05:07:09] No strong foe ahead? Are you

[05:07:13] lying?! Are you lying?

[05:07:18] See, here's what I'm gonna do right. If I jump down

[05:07:20] here and there is a strong foe ahead

[05:07:22] I am going to come back up

[05:07:24] this ladder and I'm gonna leave a message right here that

[05:07:28] says liar ahead.

[05:07:30] Alright, let's go.

[05:07:33] Oh my goodness!

[05:07:35] This is the middle guy. Alright, let's go.

[05:07:39] Oh my goodness! This is the Metal Gear Solid 3 ladder!

[05:07:43] Metal Gear Solid 3... Metal Gear Solid 2 Okay, he doesn't seem to be lying.

[05:08:03] Wow bro wasn't lying what a good dude!

[05:08:05] Secret ahead? Clap clap clap See chat, not all of them are trolls.

[05:08:12] Yo that picture goes so hard bro, look at that. Oh my goodness! That goes so hard. Hold on bro.

[05:08:29] That's a desktop background if I ever see one.

[05:08:35] Ooh, CC now chat?

[05:08:37] I don't know!

[05:08:39] Now keep in mind this was behind a hidden path, so...

[05:08:46] No.

[05:08:50] No! No.

[05:08:58] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:09:03] Why is this behind a hidden path? See how we're going?

[05:09:11] Alright. all right oh dude i got some bad memories with these Dude, that hair piece is so clean. So why did it tip over when I got in?

[05:09:42] And I'm not that heavy!

[05:10:01] Where am I?

[05:10:09] Hello? What?

[05:10:15] Oh, nah! Oh, no.

[05:10:19] Oh, no! What's about to happen to me? Oh, no! What?

[05:10:39] Chat, why would they hide something this crazy behind a hidden path? Wait, this is where they dump all them old furnaces that died!

[05:10:53] Look, this one's dead right here!

[05:10:58] See? see

[05:11:03] chat lock and I got a bad feeling bro

[05:11:06] I got real bad feeling.

[05:11:11] Oh man, I got a real bad feeling.

[05:11:15] Who's that?

[05:11:17] Who is that?!

[05:11:19] Stop!

[05:11:27] Okay.

[05:11:46] It's at W Explorer right now. They don't call me dora for nothing Yo this area is dope Jack, this is cool.

[05:11:53] That's all that's here, though.

[05:12:01] W-5! W-5! W-5!... Oh my goodness! even close to oh my god didn't see me

[05:12:46] oh we're good chat we're, I'm scared that's me.

[05:12:49] I'm not afraid of anything.

[05:12:52] I'm just scared that you'll get hurt. You're scared?

[05:12:57] Oh yeah, I'm scared. That's literally the strongest enemy in the game right now

[05:13:01] from what I see. And that's right, that's the strongest enemy we've come across

[05:13:05] He is low-key stronger than Malik strongest enemy we've come across.

[05:13:08] He's low-key stronger than Millennia's cousin

[05:13:10] that we fought earlier.

[05:13:12] Okay, listen.

[05:13:15] Do y'all want to put a point

[05:13:16] in strength, dexx or endurance right here?

[05:13:23] How many bosses have been killed? I've killed 4-5. I think four or five.

[05:13:32] I see a lot of bags.

[05:13:33] We'll go one more bag, so we'll go strength after this.

[05:13:35] Chat the next point we get,

[05:13:36] we're going to throw in strength.

[05:13:42] Y'all cool with that? It's Cody!

[05:13:48] What is this place?! Dude, this is so dope what is this?

[05:13:58] Yo watch out!

[05:14:11] Bro, what is this place? This is cr-

[05:14:26] There's 100% gonna be a boss right here chat. Lock in No, don't you start!

[05:14:31] Don't you start! Turn to my stream just crashed

[05:14:39] yo my whole thing just froze we're good

[05:14:46] check on the go over there first let's go to the left first and we're gonna come back over here see what happens over here real quick Am I making that jump?

[05:14:58] No shot, I'm't even matter. We're right here.

[05:15:10] See? Idiot! You shouldn't have reeds!

[05:15:14] Every weeded enemy gets packed up by default.

[05:15:25] And this is why. I shall find my center under the cascading waters I'm taking a picture of that because i'm sure it's a clue.

[05:16:13] Are you dense?

[05:16:15] Are you- I literally got on Torrent and for some reason he decided to start sprinting off the edge

[05:16:30] of the mountain

[05:16:34] should that even count as a death tap

[05:16:39] man i counted Man.

[05:16:41] I counted it.

[05:16:44] Bro, chat, come on man.

[05:16:48] They're really sending the count?

[05:16:50] That's crazy how he just walked off like that.

[05:16:52] Why would you do that to me, bro?

[05:16:55] You know?

[05:17:01] It legit said you died so see the reason I fell is because I was looking for that item down there.

[05:17:17] You know what I mean? That's not even an excuse either.

[05:17:19] You see where my souls are?

[05:17:21] I was trying to kill on that little platform down there grab that item

[05:17:29] it was the idol there too chat around before we go back to the main area.

[05:17:41] Dry leaf seal?

[05:17:45] Should we go down? We're going down.

[05:17:51] Under cascading waters, I find

[05:17:53] my center.

[05:17:56] Does that mean we go under the

[05:17:58] waterfall?

[05:18:10] Shadow, are we secret geniuses dude?

[05:18:31] Yo RIP man! I'm going to try and get the key. Wow, thanks for the uh... duh.

[05:18:40] That's the first one I've seen in DLC.

[05:19:15] Ooh, we needed that! Yo' Queso's booty crust with a five gifted- what is that name? Thank you. Oh, what is this Oh lock in Eastern nameless mausoleum. See the fact that stuff like this is just dubbed off in the middle of nowhere? Queso's Booty Flakes with another 5, thank you, that's a different one but thank you I'm gonna use the restroom, chat lock in. Run up to condition.

[05:19:43] Chat lock in!

[05:19:45] Oh man!

[05:19:47] Oh man!. so New boss, let's go.

[05:20:20] New boss, let's go!

[05:20:22] I washed my hands on everything i love, I did.

[05:20:27] Let's do this.

[05:20:31] Chad let's do this you ready? Type one if you're ready.

[05:20:45] Here we go, it's time. You know what time it is?

[05:20:47] It's time to cook.

[05:20:51] I saw two messages that said bad balls, so...

[05:20:55] ... What? I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it, but I think that's a good idea. stop attacking oh my goodness I'm going to have to do this again. The amount of damage that this guy does is actually one of the craziest things I've ever seen in my life.

[05:21:52] Are you kidding me?

[05:22:33] Come on, chat! Let's go shoot him! He can't be harder than uh yo case those booty crushers so I am so sorry I disrespected you, bro. I am actually serious. I am SO SORRY!

[05:22:35] ...

[05:23:08] ... so Whoa, man! That was awesome.

[05:23:18] That was actually so cool, we met in the air did you see that one more no

[05:23:23] let's go!

[05:24:00] 90,000 souls. Okay, chat. If you are running a Dex build I recommend you come to this area, Eastern Nameless Mausoleum and kill this guy because he gives you were cautious great katana

[05:24:12] yes red armor that matches the head wait wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Chad are we changing? Wait Chad are we changing? Hold on! 52 deaths there you go I got it.

[05:24:24] Do y'all want to look at the weapon first or armor? Let's look at the weapon.

[05:24:28] It scales C on strength.

[05:24:31] No, that's not it.

[05:24:34] It's dex, chat, it's dex.

[05:24:44] Let's do what it does.

[05:24:47] Okay, the R2...

[05:24:51] Look how big this katana is! It's red too. Look at that, that is so clean!

[05:24:53] Okay what's the L2?

[05:24:57] Dude that could be nasty...

[05:25:00] Wait that could actually be nasty no

[05:25:02] why

[05:25:04] yo hey chat like I said if you're running

[05:25:10] if your running debts come here and get

[05:25:12] this that is crazy let's see let's If you're running, if you're running dead, come here and get this.

[05:25:13] That is crazy.

[05:25:14] Let's see, let's keep his armor real quick.

[05:25:19] Okay, I lose one poise.

[05:25:20] Let's see.

[05:25:29] Okay. Please let me in. That is so clean!

[05:25:37] Wait, that is so tough. No way!

[05:25:39] Let's put the rest of it on.

[05:25:43] Wait let's put the rest of it on.

[05:25:50] No we lose two po-poys.

[05:25:56] It's nowhere near as good though.

[05:26:01] Chat it is clean but it's nowhere near as good as what we got.

[05:26:07] What do you think?

[05:26:20] You only need 51, boys? Wait Ted is that true you only need 51? Y'all want to rock this then?

[05:26:33] Dude, it looks so good! good

[05:26:50] bro it matches the headpiece perfect it's like it was meant to be

[05:27:20] hold it Hold it. Chat, vote on that. Okay, y'all are voting this

[05:27:43] okay y'all are voting this huh This is great. I'll mess with this.

[05:27:45] I think we're about to find another boss too, which is the crazy part as well

[05:27:47] because we've got to come up in this area.

[05:27:53] So let's go back. Wait, no, let's actually go over here first.

[05:27:57] Dude! Chad!

[05:27:59] Know why that dude did so much damage?

[05:28:02] Wait, let's look at the helmet! why that dude did so much damage.

[05:28:04] Wait, let's look at the helmet! Nah, the fur thing is better right hundred percent

[05:28:17] nah that's so much better it's so much better

[05:28:20] i mean look it's a clean helmet but with like that headpiece we got bro this actually goes from

[05:28:36] There is a mosquito?

[05:28:44] Excuse me? Excuse me, what does that mean? excuse me

[05:28:51] excuse me what is happening where am i

[05:29:01] the stage is immaculate Let's kill it! Ooh, that's gonna be boss.

[05:29:05] Check, that's gonna be a boss. Get ready!

[05:29:59] Here, pal People. so Is this hippo stronger than the boss versus Oh! Yo, Ben the guy that said Queso vs. Queso

[05:30:01] Then-

[05:30:07] Oh so they just live over here, okay

[05:30:14] Chat we found their house

[05:30:33] they just living up in here Okay, should we go back up you think? this area is built though i can't believe all this was behind the end wall

[05:30:46] are you dead serious dude? Okay chat, do you hear something absolutely massive walking around? No, not me.

[05:30:58] Okay I see we go here, we go over here,

[05:31:03] we go here.

[05:31:04] We go over here.

[05:31:05] We go up here and see what's up in the chat.

[05:31:07] That's a good idea.

[05:31:11] That's a good idea 100%.

[05:31:16] And then after we do this right here, I think

[05:31:18] we're going to progress to the next main boss

[05:31:20] if we can find it.

[05:31:32] Case those booty crust with 25 gifted give me some w's for queso's booty cross

[05:31:38] with the 25 gift gifted oh my goodness

[05:31:44] Jack W queso's booty crust are you kidding me appreciate thatueso's booty crust.

[05:31:51] Alright, TAP be honest here and listen...

[05:31:54] Do I have more deaths or less death at this point than you expected

[05:32:05] more or less chat has got to be with us no way there's an item back there chad we gotta grab that

[05:32:11] we're grabbing all these items Oh

[05:32:30] Mold yo queso's booty crust with another 50!

[05:32:34] Jack W. Queso's booty crust

[05:32:37] With the 50 gifted

[05:32:42] And Kwesi with the 10 as well.

[05:32:44] Don't be you gifters, man.

[05:32:46] Don't be you Queso's booty crust with the like 70-something gift.

[05:32:48] Appreciate that, Queso.

[05:32:49] Booty crust and Kwayze.

[05:32:50] I'm going to say top 10.

[05:32:51] Go ahead and get it. We got a great I appreciate that, Kato. Booty crossed the quake. I wouldn't say top of hand though.

[05:32:54] Bro can you go away?

[05:32:56] I'm over here chillin' in a campfire

[05:32:58] You're over there pullin up on me

[05:33:00] like you gonna do something you ain't gonna do

[05:33:06] that's what happens i tried to warn you

[05:33:11] are those guys part human by the way?

[05:33:21] Did he use humans? What does diddy mean? here

[05:33:29] where are we going bro so I'm gonna go get him. subs as well chat give me some W's for green bean with the big

[05:34:00] W Green Bean man

[05:34:06] Yo, Chad.

[05:34:08] W Gifters, bro.

[05:34:08] Yo, Green Bean.

[05:34:10] Appreciate the 50 gift that's real, bro.

[05:34:11] Thank you, Green Bean.

[05:34:12] Appreciate that, man.

[05:34:19] Chad, W Gifters, dude. I've been live for five and a half hours?

[05:34:22] Is this the longest pay stream ever?

[05:34:51] Okay, so... so uh I Appreciate you

[05:34:54] My chat

[05:34:57] We're probably gonna see something, some disgusting looking boss down here.

[05:35:08] There's probably going to be some nasty looking...

[05:35:15] These dudes are so annoying.

[05:35:19] Uh, where am I going? Chat? I don't know about this. I hear something.

[05:35:35] Cat!

[05:35:38] I hear something. What's the biggest thing in this game?

[05:36:04] I'll bear not. I better not I knew it when I said it

[05:36:10] The whole chat was going to say you

[05:36:12] I literally knew it, bro.

[05:36:16] I literally knew it.

[05:36:22] Chat, lock in.

[05:36:23] Here we go. Chat, lock in. Here we go.

[05:36:27] Chat, lock in. Let's go!

[05:36:31] It's about to get serious up in here. Chat is about to get serious up here.

[05:36:39] Let's go.

[05:36:43] Dark light catacombs that just sounds bad

[05:36:49] chat that just sounds bad dark light catacombs I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm nervous. Let's go chat!

[05:37:12] You're doing everything other than the main game?

[05:37:16] I have literally killed three main bosses so far.

[05:37:22] What are you talking about? Check out yummy just run through the main bosses and not even enjoy it up. Like I said, chat

[05:37:42] You only get one chance to experience

[05:37:45] What's happening?

[05:37:52] Yo Irish, what the fuck, you can appreciate that.

[05:37:55] No no no Chad I can't do this it's like I'm playing a horror game.

[05:38:07] I feel like I'm playing a horror game, but no I can't. Chat y'all

[05:38:09] just go through with it we're already down here. Y'all just go through with it. We're already down here.

[05:38:12] Y'all just go through with it!

[05:38:16] I got my lantern. Everything's fine.

[05:38:16] I got my lantern.

[05:38:48] Oh, man. I can't imagine what the boss in this thing looks like. chat lock here come on man chat lock in i see one he's the cannon he has a bazooka oh my goodness

[05:39:01] oh there's light somewhere a heavy door has opened

[05:39:12] no oh okay i thought the message was gonna pop up

[05:39:28] where am i Where am I? Shaq, do we go down there?

[05:39:33] Shaq, do we jump down here?

[05:39:41] Markle. Precious item ahead okay put that on some how precious is it oh man that was a precious item chat if you want this if you want this medallion, come to this location on the map. We drop.

[05:40:20] We drop.

[05:40:22] Who are you?

[05:40:24] Where's this boss?

[05:40:28] Die!

[05:40:33] Pass away.

[05:40:39] Yeah, let's go back this other way real quick and see what's over here first. Read the message center man thanks for telling me to read the

[05:40:49] message dude

[05:40:52] gee thanks center

[05:40:58] this is It does. Ooooooh!

[05:41:04] What's the next prediction at the next boss?

[05:41:09] Oh, nah...

[05:41:27] Liar ahead or something incredible ahead. I see a lot of bloodstains down there. Chad, I see some blood stain action!

[05:41:29] I ain't messing with...

[05:41:30] I see you over here!

[05:41:31] You thought you were clear? over here you thought she was

[05:41:37] you're slick i'm sorry

[05:41:43] how do he hit me? I'm so...

[05:41:47] Hey! Hey, you just wait till I do something.

[05:41:56] Are you serious? What is this dude's range?!

[05:42:00] Yo, somebody said Pixar lamp.

[05:42:10] Yo they do look like the...

[05:42:16] Yo they actually are the Pixar lamp bro!

[05:42:18] YO!

[05:42:20] Wait no that's actually true.

[05:42:25] The Pixar lamp!

[05:42:28] Ooh, that's a ladder. I'm gonna go kill that dude if that's where it takes me.

[05:42:32] Bazooka Man!

[05:42:36] Bazooka Man!

[05:42:46] Chat, rate the run out of 10 so far. I feel like we're playing the game perfect. We're doing a mix of exploring and main bosses.

[05:42:51] It's essentially like we're playing it perfect.

[05:42:55] Where does this take me

[05:43:03] now surely surely this Somewhere ahead he do-

[05:43:19] We cut the lights on.

[05:43:25] He's got the lights on!

[05:43:34] Turn up the lights in here, baby.

[05:43:38] It's extra bright, I want y'all to see this.

[05:43:43] Goodbye, Pixar lamp. rest in peace.

[05:43:49] Dude's trying to climb the ladder! Hey what's up buddy?

[05:43:52] Are you sick?

[05:43:54] Come on back down.

[05:44:00] Why is there three messages right here?

[05:44:04] Be wary of ranged battle, therefore try target lock.

[05:44:06] Okay you lied.

[05:44:08] Be weary of enemy.

[05:44:10] Be weary of mage.

[05:44:12] See I'm not gonna lie chat out of these three meds just the right hand one was

[05:44:17] the best right? Because he actually told us what's going on like okay there's a mage up here so He was spanking me like Melina's cousin was earlier! Millennium!

[05:44:53] Chat, do you think we're gonna run into a boss that's more difficult than our that one?

[05:45:00] I'm running through.

[05:45:01] I can't fight this guy.

[05:45:21] Big time now! so I died. Can i lock on to bro?

[05:45:31] Get me out of here! GET ME OUT OF HERE! What do you mean by that?

[05:45:53] What do you mean by that what I think it is?

[05:46:11] Is that a giant bazooka is that what i think it is

[05:46:16] is that a giant bazooka guy

[05:46:20] oh my goodness it is

[05:46:29] oh no Oh no! I don't know where i'm going, i'm just gonna...

[05:46:47] In peace. where i'm going Thanks Bazooka, I appreciate that. Oh there was a steak, I'm so glad.

[05:46:51] I'm not talking about the food steak,

[05:46:52] I'm talking about a stake in the game

[05:46:55] chat where are we at now 56 deaths that's not bad Easy dodge.

[05:47:11] Easy dodge, what you come up

[05:47:19] i'm gonna die I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it, but I think that's a good idea. Somewhere a heavy door is open, please!

[05:47:41] All that did was cut the lights off? Are you- So, you come in here.

[05:48:00] Oh, you got fire abilities too!

[05:48:05] Wait, chat I'm playing this good though. Wait a minute!

[05:48:14] You die now What was that?

[05:48:44] I don't die to a Pixar land here. Oh man, I cannot believe we're alive chat.

[05:49:08] Chat, I cannot believe we are alive right now that's called resilience wait what's over here

[05:49:19] first

[05:49:30] wait if we get the chest how do we get back up though did we just go for it we just go for it, right?

[05:49:39] Imagine if they put an enemy in here too. Paws! Oh, my God. messages be weary of up

[05:50:02] that could have been better.

[05:50:11] Chat those weren't the best messages ever huh? They could've done better with those.

[05:50:15] They coulda said hey there's a Pixar mic in front of you. Then I might have appraised it. because their haters of pigs aren't like the frame then I'm out of a crazy

[05:50:26] it's just the boss fight?

[05:50:29] Uh oh.

[05:50:32] Chad, is this the boss?

[05:50:36] Don't listen to them you're bigger than

[05:50:39] there excuse me Lock in.

[05:51:36] Chat, lock in.. Here we go now look now look chat listen okay listen look jack look listen listen look are you

[05:51:41] looking and listening? Listen.

[05:51:44] Okay...

[05:51:47] So...

[05:51:51] We're gonna die the first time we fight this.

[05:51:53] And you may be asking, oh how do you know that? The reason I

[05:51:57] know that we are going to die the first time we fight this is because I have two flams

[05:52:01] That's not an excuse, that's genuinely...

[05:52:06] That's GENUINELY what it is Shaq! Alright?

[05:52:16] So let's go.

[05:52:21] We were running through bosses, what does it say? Mage ahead? Wait I should fry this!

[05:52:24] No way I beat him with two blasts no way

[05:52:29] this is the coolest boss fighter ring i've ever seen in my life This is such a cool boss! What is this?

[05:52:49] Never mind, I hate you.

[05:52:56] Oh okay never mind so I'm not sure if you can see it, but the game is pretty much just a bunch of random enemies.

[05:53:20] You have to be careful with your aim and then shoot them down.

[05:53:25] The only thing that's really important here is how many enemies there are in this level. who is that guy don't you dare say me Oh my goodness, it's huge!

[05:53:54] Romance to God skin nobile look like a bodybuilder! Here we go chat, lock in.

[05:53:58] This boss is not easy I didn't know he's some...

[05:54:00] Chat, be honest with me.

[05:54:01] Is that like the coolest boss arena we've seen so far?

[05:54:04] That's actually like so dope.

[05:54:24] Dude, look at this arena, bro, this is the right way to do it, but I'll try.

[05:54:31] I don't know what's going on here...

[05:54:46] I think there are some enemies in that room. Oh, are you dead serious

[05:54:54] don't worry about it don't worry i really sell, chat. That was my second attempt.

[05:54:57] Wait... we're at 55?

[05:55:04] Okay he starts off with the giant thing.

[05:55:14] I didn't expect him to be this tanky.

[05:55:25] Good! good He has a shotgun ability. I'm not sure if you can see it, but the Nice! This isn't bad, Chet. This is a bad chance, this is a bad...

[05:57:37] Oh my god time This is ridiculous! chat has anybody seen how ridiculous this is i got big bloody on my butt cheeks uh uh so so

[05:57:53] chat this is the hardest boss in the game That dude is huge, man I can't relate.

[05:57:56] I'm dead.

[05:58:03] Chat, stop saying it's me!

[05:58:07] We share no similarities.

[05:58:11] Okay look... I realize that

[05:58:15] you know that rapid fire gun move

[05:58:17] that he does?

[05:58:18] We can hide behind

[05:58:19] like tombstones for that.

[05:58:21] So we gotta utilize that.

[05:58:24] But Big Buddy stays on

[05:58:25] through the whole time hmm I was not familiar with your melee!

[05:59:05] Good, good, good, good, good! good good I'm not going to let you get away with this. It's not my cooking! so That was so tough! Oh my goodness!

[06:00:11] Did you see that stay behind? Dude, they were all three shooting at me and the tombstone held them.

[06:00:22] Oh dude...

[06:00:27] Whoa! dude barbed staff spear

[06:00:31] chad we look at it New item alert, new item alert!

[06:00:41] Oh that thing is stone. Yo you could make a crazy build with this if you wanted to!

[06:00:50] What's the L2 on?

[06:00:54] Oh I don't have the ability.

[06:00:58] Chat was that the coolest boss fight yet you think or is

[06:01:00] that millennia's cousin the coolest boss right here what do y'all think Let's go.

[06:01:10] 56 deaths? Oh, am I really at

[06:01:14] 56? Okay.

[06:01:19] We go strength.

[06:01:23] Where we have three levels, y'all want to go two strength, one endurance?

[06:01:26] Y'all cool with that

[06:01:37] how much money did he we had 500 000 souls just now do you realize how crazy that is? Where are we?!

[06:01:42] It awaits inside?

[06:01:46] What does?

[06:02:03] Wait, am I wait am i really chad am i at 55 or 56 deaths i'm at 55 Okay. 56?

[06:02:09] We saying 56.

[06:02:18] right it's 100 56

[06:02:23] okay Okay.

[06:02:37] I'm dead. Alright then. Oh no, what's about to happen?

[06:02:46] Dude our character looks so cool this is crazy turn back while you are yet able?

[06:03:25] Why? I don't think we should be here. This place looks terrible.

[06:03:31] Don't let it see you? What are you talking about?!

[06:03:38] Once your spirit is gone, what are you talking about once you're seen there is no escape what do you mean What?

[06:03:51] Wha- what are you talking about?

[06:04:22] Jack? This is a horror game. What is it?

[06:04:23] Chat, what is it?

[06:04:24] What are they talking about? What is don't let it see you?

[06:04:33] You can't be touched.

[06:04:39] Is that it over there?

[06:04:40] What is that?

[06:04:41] Yo, chat. I'm actually tweaking.

[06:05:19] Oh! What was that? Is that him? That can't be him. What a loser that guy was. What a loser that dude was.

[06:05:26] Bulls over here trying to punch me in 2024, buddy.

[06:05:29] I got an anchor on my shoulder.

[06:05:36] Chat? chat i'm scared i still don't know what they mean by don't let it see you i don't know where we're going Oh hey, excuse me.

[06:06:02] Should I be concerned? concerned I think I should.

[06:06:21] We're in the abyss?

[06:06:31] No! Nooooo, Abyss!

[06:06:40] Look up? Why are you saying look up why are you saying look up chat y'all were scaring me what are you talking about There's something in the trees? Yo, can I... Can I actually...? so Yo, yo, yo, yo.

[06:07:24] Jack, come on man this is this is crazy why are we even in here

[06:07:39] chat why are we even in here should we leave

[06:07:50] bro jack Bro, Jack!

[06:08:02] Let's go left.

[06:08:05] What is the abyss?

[06:08:26] Bro Bro Bro! You gotta scare me! I'm scared bro.

[06:08:42] I don't like this.

[06:08:54] Are you gonna chase me forever? Can you leave me alone?

[06:09:03] Jack, should we get up out of here Wait, we get a full circle? Uh oh.

[06:09:35] What is that up there? Oh, it's a... so so What is that?

[06:10:07] Find it. Hey buddy, you just said combat

[06:10:09] is not an option. so shall i scan What is that? so do i go what

[06:11:20] we need to get across

[06:11:22] chat when it walks that way we need to get across right here y'all cool with

[06:11:25] that right here y'all cool with that I can hear it breathing.

[06:11:42] He's breathing! Find it, chat? They said you literally cannot fight it! It is impossible! Look at that dude over here sneaking.

[06:12:11] No!

[06:12:49] . uh ah Oh no.

[06:13:13] Shut it down! Oh no. Jack, oh no! What is at the end of this place? There has to be something crazy! so Blast, blast, blast.

[06:13:21] It's a turn. Chat once it turns and goes back we go or should I go across chest cycle across no

[06:14:09] you so uh Is that the strongest enemy in the game right I'm so sorry.

[06:14:20] I'M SO SORRY, PLEASE!

[06:14:24] YOU REALLY CAN'T HIT IT!

[06:14:34] I'm so sorry... Chat, we gotta see what's on the other side of this. We've got to lock in.

[06:14:35] Chat, we've played plenty of war games where we sneak around enemies this is no

[06:14:39] different

[06:14:45] so you think I got this time? Dude, this is scary bro! See ya, idiot.

[06:15:06] Thought you was gonna get me again what an idiot He's gonna see me.

[06:15:25] No, no, I need you to turn around!

[06:15:29] I NEED YOU TO TURN AROUND! I need you to turn around. I need you to turn around!

[06:15:38] Don't chat, listen there has to be something

[06:15:40] crazy on the other side of this. There has to be something crazy to do with other celebrities. so clean Queen!

[06:16:39] Good. What's that noise? What?!

[06:16:42] No, no, no.

[06:16:48] Oh no we're never going back down here. so so so no way i survived it

[06:17:45] no way i survived it

[06:17:48] no way i just survived it. there's no way i just survived it so sure What's happening

[06:18:57] i'm not gonna break these

[06:19:21] what is actually happening Did we just make it through? There better be something crazy up here.

[06:19:30] Chat, tell me that wasn't Clutch when he saw me multiple times and I dodged him.

[06:19:38] Jack, when I tell you there better be something crazy up here

[06:20:20] There better be something insane up here so so Chad, don't panic. Which way should we go here? Right or left, what do we think?

[06:21:23] Chad I don't know. What is this? Friend! So even in a moment of absolute despair and agony that this place is. Some random guy still found it within his heart to do this. chat i don't know where we are

[06:21:50] chad y'all know where we are is that a death drop i think so so I'm so horrible.

[06:21:53] Yo, Queso's booty crust with the 50 gifted.

[06:21:58] Chad, give me some W's for Queso's booty crust

[06:21:59] with the 50 gifted subs!

[06:22:08] W Queso's booty crust!

[06:22:14] Yo, yo, appreciate you Queso's booty crust for the 50 gift of thrills. Thank you Queso's booty crust, appreciate that.

[06:22:28] Appreciate that man. give the thrill thank you everything i love i better get something good

[06:22:40] do you think we will though do you think this will all be worth it in the end?

[06:22:50] You know what, Elden Ring probably be like a mushroom or something.

[06:23:13] We'll go all this way there'll be a chest in some cave we'll open it and it'll be like a mushroom I know there's so many of them down there. Bro just said check the map you're doing a circle.

[06:23:15] Buddy we are so far away from anywhere

[06:23:17] we have been this is all new

[06:23:19] territory right here Oh, what is that? so

[06:23:50] jenny uses tinder in here? Is that still a thing?

[06:23:54] Bro, give me something good. After all of this pain and suffering, use G.O.T.S to give me something good! so No.

[06:24:31] That's not all they're giving me.

[06:24:34] Chat, that's not... Chat, that's not what we're doing right

[06:24:42] chad they're gonna give me something else

[06:24:55] oh we're dead.

[06:25:00] This drop down has no other drop down. so chat chat so We remain. Chat, we remain.

[06:25:54] We're about to get work chat in about less than 10 minutes

[06:25:58] we're going to deny this area and we're going back

[06:26:00] to the main game because this is really

[06:26:01] a literal nightmare.

[06:26:07] I don't even think there's anything here

[06:26:09] chat should we just leave now?

[06:26:20] This is all straight woods action. Go to the middle? Jet, you're telling me there's something here somewhere?

[06:26:54] Oh, I see. waterfall where it better be something crazy, dude Hmm Yes!

[06:27:23] Yo, Queso's booty crust with another 50 gifted chat give me some w's for queso's booty cross again what another 50 oh my goodness man he going stupid

[06:27:34] chat WKo's booty crust and no lie

[06:27:40] Appreciate that queso's booty crust for real

[06:27:48] Hide yourself, mate.

[06:27:54] Chat is this where we're supposed to go. don't know what's going to be here but if there's nothing here

[06:28:14] we're gonna see what's through here it looks like it looks like a good way to

[06:28:17] go It looks like a good way to go.

[06:28:31] Queso's booty crush just kicked in another 50.

[06:28:31] What is he doing?

[06:28:34] W, Queso's booty crush, man!

[06:28:36] What's going on?!

[06:28:37] Yo!

[06:28:39] Chat,

[06:28:47] W, Queso's booty crush dude! Appreciate that Quesos booty crush for real thank you man that's wild.

[06:28:53] Chad...W. Queso's call it. Let's go with that.

[06:29:01] We're trying to do another one. I'm telling you right now, there better be something crazy up here.

[06:29:17] You understand?

[06:29:20] I'm talking something insane.

[06:29:28] Do I go behind him? Queso's Booty Crust.

[06:29:46] Again!

[06:29:49] WBootycrust bro?

[06:29:53] Let's go, we're out.

[06:29:56] Where am I now?

[06:30:02] Chad, is there something good up here or no?

[06:30:12] No! Chad, is there something good up here or no? No?

[06:30:21] No. Wait, there's a waterfall. Is that what y'all was talking about? Yo, I'm leaving with the five get that as well appreciate you

[06:30:32] why is there two of them are you serious There's a ramp, we gotta be joking. so I appreciate you, Nessie.

[06:31:15] Chat are we here? This is where i'm supposed to be

[06:31:29] yo rg with the five.

[06:31:40] Chad did you lie to me? Is there a boss at the end of this place?

[06:32:04] Because if there is, I can't imagine what it looks like.

[06:32:18] We got to be right back. This has to be where it is, right?

[06:32:51] If we go up... Bro, chat I'm telling you. go back chat the ring nothing at to go back to the waterfall

[06:32:53] that's what your saying

[06:33:25] use your horse it so chat you're telling me to check all the waterfalls right now Okay, I have a question. How would y'all even know there's something in here?

[06:33:28] This came out today so We are the game developers. Yeah, chat. There's nothing here. This?

[06:34:29] THIS IS WHAT I CAME HERE FOR!

[06:34:31] THIS ITEM. This is what I came here for, this item. so so so Yo, chap.

[06:35:20] I say we leave the abyss because there ain't nothing here.

[06:35:40] The map?

[06:35:43] I understand that, but Chad where on this

[06:35:45] map is the boss The middle. Chad, I been to the middle.

[06:35:59] What you talking about?

[06:36:01] I've been there.

[06:36:03] You know what I'm saying?

[06:36:05] I've been there.

[06:36:07] I've been there. I've been to the middle. What you talking about?

[06:36:08] I've been there!

[06:36:16] Wait a second, actually hang on...

[06:36:20] wait a second. Actually, hang on. Wait a second. Hold on, Chad.

[06:36:22] Should we go down here?

[06:36:24] To the left?

[06:36:28] That's not even possible.

[06:36:31] Yeah, no, Chad, we're getting out of here.

[06:36:37] You have them into the middle? Then explain where I am if I'm not in the middle of these woods right now please explain Wait, we haven't done this. this

[06:37:08] we're gonna walk over here chat

[06:37:11] if there's nothing here, we're getting back to the main game, okay?

[06:37:25] There's a buffet at the waterfall. So now we're actually just trolling! so Wait, chat.

[06:37:48] We might be cooking here.

[06:37:49] Hang on.

[06:37:54] Hang on, chat.

[06:37:58] Hang on, chat. We might be cooking.

[06:38:03] Who's this?

[06:38:06] What is this?

[06:38:14] Appreciate that.

[06:38:23] We'll come back another time. I have roamed around those woods for the past hour and got nothing but two cookbooks

[06:38:29] and some smithing stones. And everybody wants to sit here talk about

[06:38:33] The Waterfall as if I wasn't just at The Waterfall

[06:38:36] two seconds ago. Are you

[06:38:38] fisting me right now?

[06:38:46] Chat, when you get a

[06:38:47] pinpoint... When you get a pinpoint when you get up in point of what's it called do

[06:38:52] you come back and let me know

[06:38:57] you skip the middle one?

[06:39:06] You skipped the middle waterfall. no i didn't no i did it no i did not

[06:39:12] no i did not i did not skip the middle i did not i went Hold up!

[06:39:32] You did?

[06:39:40] Did I? Okay. Chat, did i go to that middle waterfall. so so so The other one?

[06:40:50] Okay.

[06:40:58] I'm about to ban the whole chat.

[06:40:58] I'm not going to lie.

[06:41:01] I'm going to be about to ban everybody.

[06:41:02] I'm actually about to ban the whole chat.

[06:41:02] I'm going to do a mass ban.

[06:41:04] Like,

[06:41:04] I am about to hit a button

[06:41:05] and it's going to be...

[06:41:06] Even if you haven't even talked in here

[06:41:08] before you're still going to get banned like i'm about the oh man can we lock in The glowing wall?

[06:41:25] Shut up. I went there. Shut up.

[06:41:28] I'll spend the last hour with their son

[06:41:33] i've spent the last hour and a half roaming around the abyssal woods i'm done in there Oh man.

[06:41:41] Hey, hey child here.

[06:41:46] Come on. man Yo chat, it's about to get ugly.

[06:42:04] This game is stressful enough.

[06:42:05] Y'all over here talking like oh my goodness you shot the waterfall!

[06:42:06] I've seen the boss he's in the middle waterfall!

[06:42:07] Oh my god!

[06:42:08] You're so good at this!

[06:42:09] You're so good at this!

[06:42:10] You're so good at this! You're so good at this! You're so good at this! Just like the waterfall. I seen the boss, he's in the middle

[06:42:12] of the waterfalls. Oh my bad

[06:42:14] now he's in the left waterfall.

[06:42:16] Go sell!

[06:42:18] There ain't nowhere to go in there? Yo, child. I have a question. how do i get to this map shard right here

[06:42:38] you think that's a possibility.

[06:42:50] . from here, you think?

[06:42:57] Just feel saying go to the waterfall. We ain't doing this.

[06:43:01] Chad we...hey Chad

[06:43:03] we aint about to do this. pay y'all better lock it in This dude just typed in a Google definition of the mausoleum that we've already been to.

[06:43:23] Yo, can somebody ban that guy

[06:43:36] young yo wait chat this is unknown territory we going up here

[06:43:43] a grace Look, Rhys!

[06:43:54] Yes.

[06:44:00] Yes. Yes!

[06:44:06] Let's see what is up here.

[06:44:08] Wait, chat we are're gonna hear some more right

[06:44:09] here lock in

[06:44:13] what's up man you okay you don't look too good oh man he ain't doing too good

[06:44:32] what is this feeling This looks like it's from Bloodborne. Oh purple

[06:44:43] There is nothing but death over there what am I doing?

[06:44:50] Did you hear somebody scream? Did you hear that? Yo, who was that?

[06:45:03] What? New item alert, new item alert. Chat, new item alert!

[06:45:07] Ailment?

[06:45:23] Oh, I see it now. ailment What?

[06:45:32] What is that?

[06:45:37] How much you want to bet this message right here says try jumping how about you in a bit chat hundred dollars

[06:45:42] oh never mind!

[06:45:53] Okay.

[06:45:54] We're going to get down into this river.

[06:45:54] We're going to come down this way and we're going to get down into this river. We're going to come down this way

[06:45:56] or we're going to try to get to that map shard.

[06:45:58] I feel like that's the next play, right?

[06:46:23] 100%. Yo Chad, I'm about to ban the worst waterfall out of here. Shut up! I got another cookbook.

[06:46:25] Chat, all your boy is finding his cookbooks

[06:46:29] are they trying to say something You can't jump down right here.

[06:46:43] Okay, you can't jump down right there. Chad, y'all know where to go right here?

[06:46:49] I'm kinda confused.

[06:46:51] This is the first time I've been semi lost.

[06:47:06] Oh! Dude, look at that bridge ski up there. Go to Wendy's?

[06:47:08] I wish. What do y'all get from Wendy's when y'all go another

[06:47:19] cookbook you've got to be kidding me i just got another cookbook Oh, there's absolutely nothing over here that I'm looking for.

[06:47:39] How much does the DLC cost?

[06:47:41] I think it's $40 tap uh-oh what is this

[06:47:49] are these guys alive?

[06:47:57] Ooh, that's hard! Should we put it home?!

[06:48:05] Nah. Our armor is like where it's at. Chat I like our armor right now

[06:48:11] Uhhh hold on

[06:48:16] Uhhhh chat? GG.

[06:48:21] Oh something real bad about to pop up

[06:48:27] Something real bad about to happen

[06:48:33] Great katana again? so Oh no.

[06:48:57] Oh no.

[06:49:01] Oh no!

[06:49:05] Dragon? Dude, I would actually fight

[06:49:08] a dragon out of the top of my mind

[06:49:10] I don't run away from

[06:49:12] nobody in this game. We have fought

[06:49:14] everybody we've seen besides

[06:49:16] those giant fire dudes because they're way too tanky to even to even All right, chat.

[06:49:33] I'm officially confused.

[06:49:35] This is the first time

[06:49:36] I've been lost in this game.

[06:49:40] So what do y'all think we need to do here?

[06:49:48] Back at the village.

[06:50:04] Shaq, should we go through here you think?

[06:50:13] Wait have we been all the way through the plaza yet?

[06:50:33] I don't know. me the pole where to go. Don't nobody know where to go over here?

[06:50:36] We have proved that, that chat does not know where to go.

[06:50:40] Buddy we have proved it. I'm better off asking a wall where to go than chat. There was something up here, i don't know what it was

[06:51:06] there's this dude with a bow that's bigger than his body Bro hit me.

[06:51:23] Wait no I know exactly where to go!

[06:51:29] You gotta be kidding me.

[06:51:32] Is this dude still here?

[06:51:34] NO! no

[06:51:41] fried chat absolutely fried absolutely fine

[06:51:50] here we go this is new chat here we go

[06:51:51] this is new

[06:51:53] lock in okay Gigi. Specimen storehouse?

[06:52:09] Chat, am I a specimen?

[06:52:11] Oh, you're not?

[06:52:13] You're just a...

[06:52:15] ...specimen storehouse.

[06:52:21] What the hell is that? Specimen storehouse? Chat, am I a specimen?

[06:52:25] Do I look like a specimen or do I look normal?

[06:52:32] Oh no we about to start. I'm actually about to start banging people for trying message, goober! There's nothing here but tables.

[06:52:56] Bolt, drake, talisman plus three I'm pretty sure I don't need that.

[06:53:01] Ooh a lever!

[06:53:37] Oh Jesus... oh Can you stop with your little fire spells, you bum? Is Bro reading?

[06:53:42] Bro is reading what?

[06:53:45] I was about to kill him too!

[06:53:49] Hey!

[06:53:51] Hey do your thing bro you got it.

[06:53:56] Hey my fault let me not let me not interrupt who's skeleton is

[06:54:01] this

[06:54:05] yes ASMR chat you hear it

[06:54:12] check that's asmr room libraries Good night, buddy.

[06:54:41] You're weak.

[06:54:47] You're weak! Good night! so you think we're about to beat the game i think

[06:55:05] i think we're probably about to be the game we're like we're probably gonna

[06:55:08] ball us away no lie You'll drop the Smithing Stone 6!

[06:55:36] What is this place?

[06:55:39] I'm scared.

[06:55:41] Uh oh... i'm scared ted we get on the foot? Yo, chill.

[06:56:19] What is this storehouse cross message we got another message we're making progress chat y'all are bro there's no way y'all

[06:56:23] down that man are you for real right now

[06:56:31] read it jack Okay, there's another trail in here apparently

[06:56:50] it says it takes around 25 hours so if you beat it soon it's a world record well

[06:56:54] yeah i'm a speedrunner so...

[06:56:57] I'm a speedrunner

[06:56:59] so I'm pretty much at the end, I think.

[06:57:01] Not gonna lie. We're close to the end.

[06:57:11] Jack, I like how y'all are saying cat but unironically did have a speedrun on world record.

[06:57:14] Oh no is this a boss? Oh no... Is this a boss?

[06:57:23] No way.

[06:57:42] Could this be a boss? I'm scared. I'm kind of scared.

[06:57:44] Do we walk in?

[06:58:04] What if it's a fog wall and we don't know it yet? Be weary of item to the right.

[06:58:13] Should I leave a message that says be weary of items to the right? You think it'll get some, uh...

[06:58:15] You think it will get some upvotes?

[06:58:19] You know what we could do Chad? We can get the world record most upvoted message. I should leave one somewhere like in the middle of nowhere y'all find it and just upload it when you see it. It'll say like Dookie or something. Who is that? Dung?

[06:58:46] Oh, this dude ain't tough. Come here!

[06:58:51] I ain't gonna lie he's got aura though. Look at him. That's crazy. Whoa! Idiot!

[06:59:13] So chat, what is y'all think the coolest

[06:59:18] NPC in the game has been so far?

[06:59:22] You think he's one of the coolest ones?

[06:59:31] No no no the jump the giant fire being is for sure

[06:59:37] the giant fire thing is 100% the coolest thing so far in our line.

[06:59:40] We lost him in a boss fight.

[06:59:50] Are you serious right now? Well I'm gonna hate this part

[06:59:52] We got some flying creatures

[07:00:01] I think you're the coolest NPC.

[07:00:02] I'm not an NPC! What happened? What have we here?

[07:00:15] Ooh, that doesn't look like it.

[07:00:18] Secret right scroll, chat what secret right scroll chat

[07:00:20] secret white scroll they thought they was gonna hide something

[07:00:27] seven hours i've been live for seven hours that's wild Can you die?

[07:00:56] I missed an item. Wait, did I really miss an item?

[07:01:00] I missed one down here?

[07:01:03] You're right! Wait, I'm actually locked in for once.

[07:01:07] Can you believe it? Chat actually locked in for once. uh should i kill him anyway no i'm not going to

[07:01:40] see you buddy I don't know where we're going, but we're going somewhere.

[07:01:55] They had the guy that just called me John Gravy, by the way.

[07:01:59] I don't know what sense that makes,

[07:02:00] but ban him.

[07:02:55] Hey! fidgety Hey, how you doing? I thought we was cool! so You really thought of her? Spirit Calculus?! spirit calculus

[07:03:02] i do not like the word calculus He just fried me, I'm not gonna lie.

[07:03:16] I'm not gonna lie this this dude just surprised me man.

[07:03:26] See ya.

[07:03:28] Let's go.

[07:03:31] Let's go Jack come on go, Jack! Come on man! We're doing good!

[07:03:35] Race ahead? Put that on the side.

[07:03:39] Oh my lord...

[07:03:41] Why ever make sense in this jungle?

[07:03:44] Oh that wasn't...

[07:03:47] Oh that was her talking not the.. oh okay.

[07:03:52] Oh okay my bad Okay.

[07:03:54] Oh, okay my bad!

[07:04:00] Hey how you doing? What's your namey?

[07:04:03] What?! Hey. What?

[07:04:06] Hey. Oh, hello.

[07:04:08] I'm afraid I'm busy.

[07:04:10] Curse upon my lack of foresight!

[07:04:12] I should have asked Ansback to impart his knowledge when I had the chance.

[07:04:17] Is that really all you're gonna say?

[07:04:24] Is that really all you're going to say, ma'am? Like that's it?

[07:04:28] I'm afraid I'm bitruly.

[07:04:31] Okay! You have a good night then

[07:04:38] i guess have a good night i guess talking about you busy we got time to

[07:04:44] talk all right I'll remember that.

[07:04:49] Chat, I'll-

[07:04:50] I'll remember that.

[07:04:52] Next time

[07:04:52] after I kill a boss

[07:04:54] she gonna be

[07:04:55] like

[07:04:56] Oh! You're so cool i'm gonna be like nah well quit reading and help me man Oh, really?. so Um, chat what's going on?

[07:06:14] I don't know what's happening, but that was kind of cool.

[07:06:21] Don't you dare start casting spells at me

[07:06:24] she's still in there talking shut up

[07:06:30] why is there a stake here? GG gg boss time lock in

[07:06:51] chat balls time lock oh yeah yeah lock in Oh man.

[07:07:08] Oh man, chat! Aw dude!

[07:07:18] I'm nervous.

[07:07:20] This is a main boss, right?

[07:07:21] This is a main boss?

[07:07:27] Wait, this isn't the boss. This is just somebody guarding the boss. That's great.

[07:07:35] Can I just jump his attack? Okay, that dude was strong. I'm not gonna lie.

[07:08:05] No... No. Walk in. We gotta use the restroom, Chad.

[07:08:20] Here we go.

[07:08:22] Here we go, Jackal!

[07:08:26] I'm not gonna lie to you.

[07:09:03] I'll be right back. hello. Here we go. Listen,

[07:09:05] I've used a few of my flask

[07:09:07] the first time we fight this

[07:09:09] and were gonna die okay?

[07:09:11] I washed my hands, I promise.

[07:09:13] Chat, look.

[07:09:14] I used a few of my flask

[07:09:16] We're probably gonna die the first time we fight this

[07:09:20] So let's go. There's a grace where?

[07:09:29] Now there's no way there's aze, there's a stake right here.

[07:09:53] Main boss come on! It wasn't even a boss. Are you serious?

[07:09:58] It wasn't even a boss.

[07:10:01] Why would they put the message as if there's a boss here? I don't know. Oh, so there is.

[07:10:20] Do I have a level up?

[07:10:26] I'm gonna use some souls

[07:10:30] so i can level up

[07:10:31] so i don't lose 158,000

[07:10:33] why y'all saying gg bro is it bad Oh, dude. so so MUNGREL INTUDER Not TARDIS, it seems. No, no, no, no, no.

[07:11:43] Mother...

[07:11:45] Wouldst thou truly launch the sanction in once or after life?

[07:11:54] Oh it's a normal guy. Okay.

[07:11:57] Wait a minute Welcome to the shadow of death.

[07:12:19] Oh my goodness, look at this guy!

[07:12:23] The grace of Messmas Chin.

[07:12:32] Oh! What happened, sir?

[07:12:44] Really?! Really?

[07:12:51] I saw an architecture. Oh, goodness! Whoa! We gonna be here a while.

[07:13:29] Who just said daddy? What is wrong with you?

[07:13:33] Why isn't my saying hear me out in the middle of a fight?

[07:13:37] Oh my! fight The impaler is crazy! so That's action!

[07:14:36] Eeeh... Oh my goodness, no.

[07:14:51] We might be here a while chat buckle in i can't dodge that!

[07:16:00] Throw his ammo on the line. What is this? so so This is worse than the lanyard i just started in the embrace of messiness this is worse than millennia so I'm going to use the base. Okay.

[07:17:19] Are you gonna say that every time you kill me so I'm not sure if you can see it, but the enemy is moving. I don't know what's going on. I think they're trying to get us out of here. Death in the embrace of a mess-less flame. Yeah, TV chat. um Fuck, I'm trying to get out bro.

[07:17:49] That man is ridiculous!

[07:17:52] In the embrace of gold general...

[07:17:56] ...Death in the embrace of mess-miss.

[07:18:31] Does he have a second tier too? so I might do that one more time! Yeah, GG chat. In the embrace of mess-ness. I'm about to turn this dude's voice off like shut up bro, I got it the first ten times you killed me bro.

[07:18:32] Like stop.

[07:18:33] Like stop.

[07:18:34] I don't want to hear that shit anymore.

[07:18:35] I don't want to hear that shit anymore.

[07:18:36] I don't want to hear that shit anymore.

[07:18:37] I don't want to hear that shit anymore. I don't want to hear that shit anymore. I don't want to hear that shit anymore. some dude's voice off like shut up bro i got it the first 10 times you killed me bro

[07:18:38] like stop like shut up dude i got it so so I'm doing the money! Oh my goodness! like that in the embrace of mesmas flame

[07:19:39] this is this is bad yo chat wait no this is bad. Yo Chad!

[07:19:42] Wait nah, this is bad.

[07:19:43] I thought that other one was bad.

[07:19:44] This is bad.

[07:20:15] Yeah we'll just go and get him out of here. yeah The embrace of Gold Channel, now in the embrace of messiness

[07:20:18] this is actually absurd

[07:20:24] lock locking i'm literally locked in but you don't understand. This is actually wild. What? wow Death in the world of horror.

[07:21:06] So weird... Oh man.

[07:21:12] Oh man.

[07:21:14] Jack, oh man.

[07:22:32] Oh man. so so so so so I'm not sure if you can see get a heal on him. Man, like you can't

[07:22:33] heal against him!

[07:22:37] Wait,

[07:22:37] you actually can't? You can't heal

[07:22:39] against the guy. You can't heal. There is

[07:22:41] no time to heal like

[07:22:46] there's legitimately notes on the hill

[07:22:51] what you can't heal him.

[07:23:11] You have to know him.

[07:23:14] You unironically You unironically,

[07:23:15] you unironically cannot heal

[07:23:18] against this guy. Like once he

[07:23:20] hits you once GG bro.

[07:23:51] Did I get in the half? I'm going to have to do this again. the grace of gold Johnny this has to be the hardest loss in the game I thought

[07:23:52] that about Malia's cousin earlier this

[07:23:55] has to be the hardest walls again there's

[07:23:56] nothing This has to be the hardest boss in the game. There's nothing harder than this, Ryan. No way.

[07:24:05] Yeah he's a main balls right I appreciate you.

[07:24:42] Dude I think when I heal I really have to sprint to the other side of the arena there's no other way and even then he does two attacks so I'm gonna flip my table so so You can't get away from him.

[07:25:58] I literally sprinted to the other side of the map and he immediately does 16 TORNADO tornado moves so We have extracted the waves of gold channel in the embrace of Mesestma's flame.

[07:26:42] To anybody saying it's the build, can you do two seconds

[07:26:44] to think for yourself? Buddy,

[07:26:46] it's not the build! It's my inability to dodge his attacks I can't heal though.

[07:27:11] YOU CAN'T

[07:27:15] HEAL!

[07:27:19] Oh my goodness, I got a heal off. How did I get him to how?

[07:27:43] I'm about to understall this game.

[07:27:47] What is this?

[07:27:51] No, actually what is this?

[07:28:02] This is insane! Thanks for watching! in the face of messless These weak to the cold? But I'm doing damage, it's not a damage issue. so so so so so so so I'm going to have to do this one. Okay.

[07:30:29] Okay, that was a whole lot better I'm not gonna lie.

[07:30:32] Wait, that was a whole lot better so i played that better right

[07:30:37] okay i understand so so so so so my soul I'm dead, by the way. Hold on! Hold on!

[07:32:02] Shit, I'm starting to learn his moves here! Learn his moves here!

[07:32:07] He's weak to ice, you said?

[07:32:17] Should I use this?

[07:32:21] Should I use the grease on there?

[07:32:26] Only got three of them now. so That did nothing, by the way. so so so so No way!

[07:33:57] NO!

[07:34:02] What am I doing? What happens now?

[07:34:26] I will not suffer.

[07:34:31] Our Lord, the Void of Light...

[07:34:36] What is this going be, bro?

[07:34:39] This is probably going to be ten times worse

[07:34:40] if that's even possible.

[07:34:44] Oh, mother.

[07:34:46] Forgive me.

[07:34:48] Is it worse Figured it out for me.

[07:34:51] Is it worse? What are you doing? Whoa!

[07:35:11] Fuck! That's his eyeball that he busted in the trailer.

[07:35:16] It was fake. It was fake. Oh, man.

[07:35:38] I'm dead on second page, by the way. Will thou be taken in the jaws of the abyss of sun

[07:36:04] shown alright

[07:36:26] I'm screaming So I died instantly.

[07:36:26] Okay.

[07:36:29] Okay, so I have his first phase pretty well

[07:36:31] learned.

[07:36:33] Now I know that on the second phase, he starts off

[07:36:36] with an explosion.

[07:36:38] I think we get to second phase again right here, Chad.

[07:36:40] You think magic grease will work?

[07:36:53] ... The ice did nothing. I think I have first phase now. The magic does good!

[07:37:03] Never mind, I think we're on his first phase.

[07:37:08] Okay nevermind.

[07:37:16] Chat that cutscene got me like cold. I'm good good though i'm good chad let's lock in come on let's go

[07:37:22] we can beat this guy jack come on man

[07:37:51] the uh the magic grease did more than the ice did. I'm going gotta get back i gotta get that block

[07:38:02] i'm good chad i'm good i got him though i got him

[07:38:09] let's go chat come on

[07:39:56] let's go check. so so I just greased the weapon again! so I should have healed that with my melee. so so I'm not sure if you that right there was the worst rng i've had on him right there

[07:40:01] say you think we can beat them be honest we 100 I'm going to have to do this again. Oh, Lord have mercy

[07:40:38] I gotta get locked back in, bro. That cutscene like...

[07:41:15] Dude, it's like a hitbox! I'm going to have to do this one more time. I I greased it! You need to embrace a cold heart.

[07:41:19] And you need to embrace a messless spirit. Dude, i keep using the grease instead of

[07:41:25] the heel

[07:41:32] you think holyase would work? so uh i was so locked in.

[07:42:09] I was literally so,

[07:42:11] I was literally so locked in

[07:42:13] like what? Is the grease messing my mojo up, you think? Let's try lightning.

[07:42:24] Now the ice grease literally did nothing. I'm going to have to go back and get the key.

[07:42:55] I'll be right back. so I hate this guy.

[07:43:22] I actually

[07:43:23] hate this guy. This dude's really cool, I hate him.

[07:45:19] Yeah, the ice doesn't so so I'm not sure if you can see the so so so so so That is the worst one right there, we almost got him second phase.

[07:45:23] Chad that's fine, we almost got him

[07:45:25] second phase, that's fine.

[07:45:27] And I'm here to tell you that buddy the ice does absolutely nothing against

[07:45:31] that guy by the way

[07:45:37] keep your distance though, you really can't. You have to be close enough. I didn't switch the heal, that's what got me killed.

[07:46:02] Literally what got me killed right there is that I didn't switch the heal. Ask him nicely to stop. so... Mesmer's flame, Jack.

[07:46:57] Let me get you on it now. so so really so That is the worst timing I have ever seen! um so so Christmas

[07:48:36] I just gotta get back to second phase

[07:48:43] Chat you got understand bro that his move pattern is so much to learn it's actually ridiculous

[07:49:13] how many deaths am I at? so I'm going to get you! I'll be right back.

[07:49:38] I got him again! Bro, just give me back to second phase I am begging you I'm not sure what the hell that was.

[07:49:51] I don't know, but it's a good thing we're here. to do with the greases i just can't dodge As you can tell.

[07:50:15] What is he doing?

[07:50:18] Muffet! Muffet! MUFFET!

[07:50:26] If he says that one more time bro stop playing we got it

[07:50:31] we got at the first 200 times gotta keep saying it. so so I love how that dude's

[07:51:19] did that move to me 20 times

[07:51:21] and I've never gotten hit by it besides the last three times he's done it what are the odds so I think that was it time I got to the second phase,

[07:52:06] I was literally cooking beyond belief and now I just can't hit a roll.

[07:52:09] I legitimately don't understand why I can't hit a roll now.

[07:52:12] Why could not hit a role like i did

[07:52:14] why i don't understand why am i not hitting the road so so So, so, Sam. Let me get this straight.

[07:52:58] He goes from never hitting that move on me to he's hit it the past four times and he's

[07:53:04] done it?

[07:53:05] Who just said 337 believers need to be studied

[07:53:08] no i literally got him to say get made what you mean so Nice, dude. Nice move. so so so so I guess we're only gonna out a new combo i've never seen.

[07:54:48] In the embrace

[07:54:50] I guess it ain't wrong not beating up bad enough, let me bust out a combo he's never seen before.

[07:54:54] Excuse me?

[07:54:55] Excuse me? so so I'm going to use the Golden Channel. The crazy part is 80% of my deaths

[07:55:48] has come from two bosses.

[07:55:50] Yo, Florida man with the 10 gift, appreciate you,

[07:55:52] Florida man.

[07:56:29] Chat, 80% chat 80 of my guests has come from two bosses so I'm going to get you. The embrace of the embrace

[07:56:32] of Mesmer's fame.

[07:56:39] Bam,

[07:56:39] the guy that said

[07:56:40] eat him, I can't eat him. Trust me if i could eat somebody it would be this guy.

[07:56:43] If i could eat somebody it would be this guy right here. so I'm going to look at it.

[07:57:14] I'll do that.

[07:57:17] I'm down.

[07:57:20] You okay, so booty crust with another 50 gifted!

[07:57:32] Jet, W.K.' those booty crows are the 50?

[07:57:37] Kill me at this point.

[07:57:38] Kill me at this point.

[07:57:38] I'm full off.

[07:57:39] In the embrace of gold,

[07:57:41] settle death

[07:57:42] in the embrace

[07:57:44] of Christmas. I have to beat this guy and actually, Death in the embrace of this man.

[07:57:52] Jack, we thought that uh... thought that uh uh uh uh yeah so I'm not sure if you can see it, but the enemy is moving. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on. so so so so Okay, yeah this killed him. I'm going to kill you. in the embrace of mesmus

[07:59:32] chat he was literally two hits away from second phase by the way

[07:59:35] he was actually 2 hits

[07:59:37] and the thing is i've only experienced phase 2 one time

[07:59:40] I died instantly You can't dodge that so I'm going to have to do this again. so okay chat

[08:00:51] chat

[08:00:55] how long have i been on the sky? how long have I been on the sky so is so so I'm not sure why they're doing this. Why didn't you do that twice there?

[08:02:08] WHY ARE YOU SPAMMING THAT?! why are you spamming that He just did the worst combo three times in a row because he realized I was about to get him to second phase.

[08:03:04] This dude's a bomb so Are you dead serious? ARE YOU DEAD SERIOUS THAT HIT ME AFTER I ROLLED IT?!

[08:03:09] That hit me after I rolled it, are you kidding?!

[08:03:13] No shot!

[08:04:51] Oh shit. you kidding no shot so so I'm going to have to heal, sir. so so so I'm not sure if you you get away with that. so There it is. uh I'm not a hopeless creature. Embrace thy million, how shall I? How am I supposed to learn the second phase if a nuke goes off as soon as it starts

[08:05:57] what do i do just run away so so so so so uh so That's ridiculous! so so I'm not sure if this is the right way to go, but it's a good idea.

[08:08:10] I'll try to get out of here before they start attacking me. No, no, no, he's right there, Chet.

[08:08:19] He's right there.

[08:08:20] Oh my goodness, it's right there.

[08:08:22] It's right there.

[08:08:22] This fight is ridiculous.

[08:08:23] It's like one of the most ridiculous fights i've never had in so long what is this so so so I thought he was done. Oh, I thought he was done.

[08:09:08] My bad.

[08:09:12] Jack look

[08:09:14] if we get back to second phase

[08:09:16] I think he's cooked.

[08:09:18] He throws so much stuff at you it's actually ridiculous bro.

[08:10:39] We had him like four hits away, didn't we? so so so so so What? Okay.

[08:10:48] I'm locked in, chat.

[08:10:49] That's fine.

[08:10:50] Chat, that's fine.

[08:10:51] I'm locked in.

[08:10:52] If I have to hear this dude say Mesmerist Flame one more time, I'm gonna take my drawers off,

[08:10:58] dude.

[08:10:59] Yo, Glee, you're the best! I'm going to have to do this again. What am I doing?

[08:11:17] What am I actually doing?

[08:11:49] Oh, boy. so so I'm not sure if this is the best way to do it, but I think you can just go with what you have.

[08:11:58] I don't know why they're doing that here... Appreciate it, bro.

[08:12:05] Appreciate it man! See that? Here's the thing...

[08:12:06] When you get hit once in his combo,

[08:12:08] You're like eating a blender from then on. Here's the thing, when you get hit once in his combo,

[08:12:08] you're like in a blender from then on.

[08:12:11] No lie!

[08:12:15] This boss is very aggressive? Oh is he really? I didn't know that.

[08:12:19] Oh is he really? I didn't know that. Oh, is he for real?

[08:12:24] I couldn't tell by him attacking me every single second of the match!

[08:14:22] Oh my god... the match. I'm not sure if you can see the so so so I'm not going to die. so so so so What? What? You know what's crazy, Chad?

[08:14:38] That when he does that Pierce move

[08:14:40] there's literally a hitbox on it

[08:14:42] for an entire second after

[08:14:44] he holds it out. As if that makes

[08:14:46] any sense. It's like running into somebody holding out a

[08:14:49] butter knife and dying I'm not sure if you can see it, but the enemy is moving. I don't know what's going on here. I think they're trying to kill me. You'll kill a clown with the team you've depreciation. so so so so so so so uh so No! Nooooo!

[08:17:09] That's fine, I could have had a cleaner base one.

[08:17:16] That's fine, I could have had a cleaner face one. That's fine.

[08:17:21] Chat this dude right here.

[08:17:24] I hope the game ends after this because

[08:17:26] this is the hardest boss ever.

[08:17:28] Not gonna lie. Molini ain't got nothing on this dude here let's go so Thanks for watching! I'm not going to let you get away with this. One more after? What do you mean? There's only one more boss after this?!

[08:18:28] I will not...

[08:18:31] No way!

[08:18:32] I'll kill you. I will not, sir.

[08:18:37] Our lord devoid of light... No, no way. so I'm going to use my

[08:19:14] power. Before you give up on this quest, embrace the Inferno and I shall help.

[08:19:18] What are you doing? Oh, I don't know what I'm doing! Besides fighting a guy who's really

[08:19:23] a demigod who is teleporting around the map also while having a 2 000 foot long snake

[08:19:29] coming out of the ground to hit me every two seconds what do you mean

[08:19:32] what am i doing you act like this is a walk in the park

[08:19:35] you act like i'm picking daisies or something out of the pasture.

[08:19:38] What you mean what I'm doing?

[08:19:44] Yo Nacho with the 50 gifted chat, give me some W's for nacho with the 50 gifted chat give me some w's for nacho

[08:19:49] with the 55th w not show what the 50 gifted your hand with the five that w nacho! I'm going to try and get him. another combo because he has eight combos so so I hear that.

[08:20:57] Yo, K-Soul's booty crust would fit the as well so The so so so so so so so so so so This creature...

[08:23:23] He breaks the inner medium, how shall I? He was one hit.

[08:23:35] He was actually one hit.

[08:23:37] He was one hit, bro.

[08:23:38] It was almost over.

[08:23:39] Chat did this torment

[08:23:40] it was literally almost over. Like over like bro it was almost over

[08:23:43] he was one hit bro i'm not even gonna lose my mind i'm not i'm just gonna go straight back

[08:23:50] i'm literally gonna act like that didn't even happen the The only reason i died is because i was out of flask bro Oh, don't repose them or anything!

[08:24:21] Don't repose them or anything just hit hit him in the head, what a loser you are!

[08:24:29] I tried to repose them and heal!

[08:24:34] Yeah we're right there. We literally had him one hit. I can't believe it, bro. so so Are you joking? in the embrace of a master's scythe. The fact

[08:25:29] that that is a one shot

[08:25:31] no matter what, it's kinda crazy

[08:25:33] Like you could probably have

[08:25:35] 99 health and

[08:25:37] he would steal 1 shot if you uh i'm about to all do chat oh man please so so I'm gonna tell you one thing though, the match when i do

[08:26:23] I can't believe that had him one hit and died. When I do kill them but the doubters are going to be absolutely crying

[08:26:31] How many deathsim I have?

[08:27:01] No! so What? What am I doing?

[08:27:03] I just trolled as easy as possible so so

[08:27:32] not to say maybe one day i'll get my uh staggered I'm not sure if this is the best way to do it, but I'll try.

[08:27:55] I think that's a good idea. so so I don't think you understand. Yo, Jack.

[08:28:30] I don't think you understand

[08:28:32] how stupid the timing

[08:28:35] on that move is.

[08:28:36] That is the most delayed

[08:28:38] untimable attack I've ever seen in my life and it is a one-shot how many

[08:28:46] times have you killed me with that move alone so so so so so Thanks for the love.

[08:30:24] Whoa! through their love I'm going to pee on this dude's body once I finally kill him. Oh my goodness, I hate this guy with a burning passion.

[08:30:26] This dude is my least favorite boss

[08:30:28] I've ever fought against, I'm not gonna lie, this is terrible.

[08:30:32] I'm going to go to his funeral then I'm going to pee on his rage two weeks later!

[08:30:36] ... on his range a week later. so so I'm going to have to do this again. I'll take your life here, my dear! in the embrace of messiness yo yo after i beat this guy you know uh firm software can

[08:31:36] you do me a favor and literally take this dude out of the game I'm about to melt in a first race, literally. no interperse is literally so so That's the cleanest first phase i've ever had bro I'm going to be like this creature, and every time that it comes out of the inside... This might be the worst second thing I've ever seen in my life, bro. so who thinks this is bad I'm going to have to do it again. so so I'm going to have to do this again. Thanks for watching! so That's a new one.

[08:34:52] If it ain't one thing,

[08:34:53] it's another. Like what is that dude just explodes

[08:34:56] and two snakes come out of them like what you want me to do right oh so so so so I guess I didn't know that. I'm gonna take the risk of going to jail.

[08:36:11] We've doubled your death? So have I really yet! It's almost like I been fighting this dude for the past hour and a half.

[08:36:14] Yeah, gahook!

[08:36:20] I'm literally killing this dude, I'm running straight to the final boss and killing him after that's how mad I am.

[08:36:24] I don't even know where the final boss is, but i'm running straight there. so so so so so so so so so I'm going to try and get a better view of the ship. So you hit me with that?

[08:38:21] Oh, so you really mean to tell me you hit me with that?

[08:38:25] Are you joking?

[08:38:30] You're kidding

[08:38:32] Don't say anybody that says he'll it does not matter if you're a thousand HP when he grabs you with that,

[08:38:38] You die no matter what.

[08:38:40] This is the most disgusting thing I think I've ever seen in my life! I'm going to have to go back right there.

[08:39:00] That's what i'm trying to do. Embrace the flame.

[08:39:04] Yeah embrace it!

[08:39:08] EMBRACE THE FLAME! yeah embrace the flame embrace that so so so so so

[08:40:15] that would be crazy Worst first phase I've ever seen in my life, by the way. That was the craziest sequence of combos in his first phase I've ever seen.

[08:40:19] Yo Chad it's about to get ugly up here, I'm not gonna lie.

[08:40:21] I am about to kick a hole through my monitor and y'all will see me in two months. so And now i'm dead so so so so so so so so Yo, Frumsoft, go! I'm starting to get in and I'm shy.

[08:42:44] Yo, Frumsoft! Y'all really outdid y'allself with this blahblahblah.

[08:42:50] If it was your goal to make the most insufferable, disgusting boss I've ever seen in my life...

[08:42:56] You did a great job.

[08:43:01] This is actually torment!

[08:43:02] I would rather eat a salad than do this. so so so so so so so so so so That was it, bro.

[08:45:04] That was actually it.

[08:45:09] Like that-that was actually it, bro. That was actually it, bro.

[08:45:13] That was actually it. I didn't know why he instantly died right there.

[08:45:21] I am begging you to please let me put this in order. The doubters, oh man the doubter sound. I'm not sure if you can see the so so I'm going to have after I kill him.

[08:46:20] I'm actually going to chop him up and eat him, like I'm Dead Seer

[08:46:28] so I'm going to chop him up and eat him after I kill him

[08:46:36] Like I'm legitimately going to eat this guy after I kill him.

[08:46:41] The fact that I had him no point in here earlier, and now he's insane! so so so That just goes to show you that went from the cleanest Phase 1 I've ever had to instantly

[08:47:30] dead in a snap of a finger.

[08:47:32] You know what I mean? That's crazy to me!

[08:47:36] Should I save the bottle for the second phase, you think I'm gonna have time to even use it so I don't care so so so so so I'm not sure if you can see the so so I don't like this creature.

[08:49:56] Anybody starting to do anything, how should I?

[08:50:01] Well, how many deaths am i at i'm at 133 what did i go into this boss with

[08:50:07] chat what did i go into this boss with. so so so so oh man a dude dude there is going to be

[08:51:18] celebrations in the streets there's gonna be confetti

[08:51:22] there's gonna be me butt naked running down the road when i finally kill this guy so

[08:51:45] look how clean some of these are though! Like I don't understand!

[08:51:53] That's un-not. That's actually disgusting. attacks so Wow, what is that? so so that right there is genuinely

[08:52:58] the worst thing I have ever seen in my life

[08:53:00] that right there is actually like

[08:53:03] i'm not even joking that's ridiculous like are you serious

[08:53:11] clip that little section and tell me

[08:53:13] that's not the worst thing you've ever seen

[08:53:27] so I'm going to go get you.

[08:54:24] Stop spamming roll? Hey buddy, you realize he sends 18 snakes at my face and then blows up the ground and soars them out of a fiery vein? a so so I can't see what you're doing because there's nothing but fire on my face.

[08:54:26] Oh, just kill him, for grace.

[08:54:28] Yo, tap the table! It's not gonna be broken! It's not gonna be broken!

[08:54:32] I keep thinking back to that run

[08:54:34] where I literally had him

[08:54:36] on one health,

[08:54:39] one hit.

[08:54:44] And he didn't die.

[08:54:46] That's the one that i keep thinking about

[08:54:49] the one where i had him to one hit and he didn't

[08:54:55] is this worse than anything i've ever done in my life so so so so so so so so so I'm not sure if you can see the I'll just keep it. When the time is right,

[08:56:57] how shall I?

[08:57:04] You sold?

[08:57:06] Oh,

[08:57:06] I sold my bad.

[08:57:08] He exploded and instantly killed me. My bad. Yeah, I sold. My bad he exploded and instantly killed me. My bad yeah I sold.

[08:57:16] This dude makes Valenya look like nothing, like literally like a god damn jackass. so so If he doesn't explode, you win.

[08:57:56] Yeah, I know.

[08:57:56] If he doesn't do that one move where he explodes

[08:57:58] and then eight snakes come down,

[08:58:00] then he jumps on top of you hits the ground and the spikes come up. If he

[08:58:03] doesn't do that movie I can win but the thing is he does

[08:58:06] that move every time it's borderline impossible to dodge. And now this guy got face to my life, can I not? gorgeous so so so so so so so so I I think he only does that move once in phase two, is that right?

[09:00:23] Does he only do it once?

[09:00:28] That's incredible.

[09:00:31] That right there is the worst flurry of attacks in any Souls game I've ever played. so The Diff'raise of the Shadow.

[09:00:52] In the embrace of the Sith.

[09:00:55] Time for a 10 hour stream, I'm beating this dude before 10 hours hits and then I'm going to kill the other boss immediately after.

[09:01:00] And I'm literally gonna get naked and banned on Twitch

[09:01:03] because that's honestly what I want to do right now

[09:01:11] How far away is the final boss after this? Cause I'm going to kill him, bro.

[09:02:40] Oh! I'm not sure if you can see it, but the so so so so so so I'm not sure if this is the right way to go, but it's a good idea.

[09:02:51] I don't want it bro we're on a big game i've got this dude so so so so so so I will not let the grace of God channel death in the embrace of mess.

[09:04:27] All i have to do is make it to second phase,

[09:04:30] Make it past that ability where he does the

[09:04:33] BOOM where he does the so so so so so so so so so so so so so I'm going to have to do this again. America, a curse upon you.

[09:07:18] Let's go!. so Oh my god.

[09:07:57] Oh my god

[09:07:59] bro bro

[09:08:05] i killed him bro chat i killed them florida man with the team get this stupid what the fight gifted

[09:08:12] chad i killed them bro chad i killed him i killed him bro!

[09:08:21] He's dead man!

[09:08:27] That...

[09:08:33] Dude, I cannot describe to you how happy i am to be done with that that was i have played

[09:08:37] every from software souls game since I was 13, 12 years old.

[09:08:44] And I can sit here for an absolute fact and say that

[09:08:48] is the worst fight I have ever experienced in one of these games.

[09:08:53] But you know what, chat?

[09:08:54] You know what never fails?

[09:08:57] Sheer perseverance and determination to not lose.

[09:09:01] And we just keep going until he dies! perseverance and determination to not lose.

[09:09:02] And we just keep going until he dies!

[09:09:10] He's dead.... so so so These are 10 hours old by the way. Yo, frumsoft.

[09:11:07] Yo, Frumsoft. Can y'all send me a million dollars?

[09:11:18] Yo, FromSoft I'm not gonna lie...

[09:11:23] Yo, FromSoft. I'm not gonna lie...

[09:11:27] Y'all are going to have to be paying thousands of people's therapy sessions after this guy

[09:11:32] right here do you understand there was life before I fought this guy and there's life after this.

[09:11:46] I am now a changed human being

[09:11:49] that I don't know if it's for the worst or for the better,

[09:11:51] but I'm not the same person i was 10 minutes ago

[09:11:59] i'm not the same person i was ten minutes. This right here is the most absurd thing

[09:12:04] I've ever done in my entire life. Chad, honestly how much more difficult is this guy than Morgana? Or uh, Malini I mean. That's bad.

[09:12:27] Same tier? No.

[09:12:31] No.

[09:12:34] Listen, chat.

[09:12:39] Good luck to Kai.

[09:12:40] Wait, is Kai Marathon in this too?

[09:13:00] Okay. Kai's marath ever seen this?

[09:13:04] Yo, Kai, have you ever seen this?

[09:13:10] I know you're probably not watching because you don't want to spoil it, but Kai if you ever see this message When you walk into a boss fight arena and its a dude wearing a red hoodie

[09:13:14] And he has a snake on his back

[09:13:16] Just know your about to be there for a couple hours.

[09:13:23] So

[09:13:23] just be prepared if you see

[09:13:25] a guy in a red hoodie and he's your boss fight.

[09:13:29] Okay? hoodie and he's a boss fight

[09:13:36] go to sleep bro i really don't even want to so i keep playing chat i low-key wanna beat this bro

[09:13:42] well I think it is even possible for me

[09:13:44] to be just right now Wait, what?

[09:13:57] The final boss is super hard apparently. Also you're telling me he's harder than this there's no pop yo chat

[09:14:03] listen to me when i say this honestly listen to me when i say this listen to me when i

[09:14:09] say this no I'm dead serious when i say this and i want you to understand when I say this. No, I'm dead serious

[09:14:11] when I say this

[09:14:12] and I want you to understand

[09:14:12] what I'm saying.

[09:14:15] No, you know, chat,

[09:14:16] we be trolling.

[09:14:17] Okay?

[09:14:17] Listen.

[09:14:20] Type one if you wanna hear

[09:14:21] what I'm about to say.

[09:14:23] And i'm so serious

[09:14:28] It is, i'm not gonna say, but it is borderline impossible for our boss to be worse than this.

[09:14:53] It is borderline impossible for a boss to be worse than this that just that just did me so bad

[09:14:55] but i'm eating 10 hour old taco bell quesadillas and they taste like they

[09:15:00] just came hot off the grill Lord have mercy. Are you proud of me right now though?

[09:15:19] Like seriously?

[09:15:20] Light bro.

[09:15:21] I'm not gonna lie, I have never.

[09:15:29] How many times have I backed?

[09:15:30] Somebody calculate it.

[09:15:35] Chat when did I go into this boss? At what death count?

[09:15:46] 58.

[09:15:48] What am I at now?

[09:15:54] Oh, my...

[09:15:56] So, I'm at 144 and I went in at 58.

[09:16:00] So what does that mean? How many times did I die to him?

[09:16:06] 86 times.

[09:16:08] And chat, listen, I ain't bl flexing and i'm not sitting here bragging but

[09:16:13] I've been around the block in souls games I have never died that many times to one boss

[09:16:26] yo hit a taco what are you doing bro

[09:16:30] no chat seriously listen, I'm actually...

[09:16:31] I don't know if y'all know this,

[09:16:33] but the rest of the game is smooth sailing, right?

[09:16:52] Okay. It's gotta be.

[09:17:00] Chad, it's gotta be. Chad do we go to the finger reader and see what he gives us?

[09:17:11] I'm actually so happy right now.

[09:17:12] Chad, I'm actually so happy.

[09:17:14] Like you don't understand the... Was he optional?

[09:17:39] Yo, Soren with the five gifted.

[09:17:43] Wait wait chat was he optional? You'll show him what the five gifted.

[09:17:46] Wait, wait chat was he optional?

[09:18:08] I don't see back to who I usually am when I cook.

[09:18:12] Well, I'm a different person! I'm different now!

[09:18:17] Is any of you there? Who am i talking to right now

[09:18:31] is this a dream Oh yeah, chat.

[09:18:32] By the way, when I stood up and screamed and walked off camera,

[09:18:33] I almost passed out.

[09:18:34] I had to grab the wall.

[09:18:43] These are the worst cases of the other than they were had my life

[09:18:49] check to pay out Check the payout.

[09:18:57] Say, type 1 if we go see what his remembrance gives us.

[09:18:59] I feel like we have to, he earned it bro.

[09:19:08] Sleep?

[09:19:09] Oh, I'm not even sleepy right now. I'm literally wide awake.

[09:19:11] I feel like I just woke up after that right there.

[09:19:14] Like my heart's still beating fast. Look in the bottom right hand corner.

[09:19:39] He gives you $400,000. Check your payout? Yeah let me check the payout.

[09:19:47] I'm about to tea bag him by the way just give me a minute.

[09:20:12] Okay. i'm about to t-bag him by the way just give me a minute If this doesn't show you that being a believer pays off, I don't know what will.

[09:20:19] Three people hit for six million yo John with the five get depreciate you bro

[09:20:29] six million everybody drop on main channel point you actually have.

[09:20:40] Chat, we ain't done something this different on

[09:20:42] streaming in a long time. Y'all mess with this chat? Y'all like this?

[09:20:47] Alright, I'm going to...

[09:20:48] I'm gonna go look.

[09:20:54] Let's see what he gave us.

[09:20:56] This case is... Let's see what he gave us.

[09:21:02] This case of E is so bad I could actually puke, this is the worst thing I've ever had in my life.

[09:21:07] What was that dude's name?

[09:21:13] What was that dudes name, Ethan?

[09:21:17] Mesmer. Yo, Mesmer.

[09:21:24] Yo, mesmer! Guess what? You're in the grave now you absolute bum!

[09:21:27] You died to a fat dude with an anchor!

[09:22:01] You suck! so No stage. No, it's dead.

[09:22:09] Wait! It's low-key garbage? Is that garbage?... Take it.

[09:22:20] Take it? Should I just take it to have it?

[09:22:31] Chad, do I take his weapon or the runes? We can always get runes.

[09:22:32] We should just take them right now. Right? Chad, do I take his weapon or take the runes? We can always get runes.

[09:22:32] We should just take them all.

[09:22:34] Right? Get it? No, it's not even worth duplicating. Both of this sucks.

[09:23:01] Should we take her swords too, chat? You think?

[09:23:05] Um...

[09:23:07] Melania's cousin. Chat, you gotta understand how happy I am right now

[09:23:20] like you chat listen, i'm so serious

[09:23:23] like i said i've been playing these games forever forever you just literally work here to witness the worst

[09:23:37] Do we progress chat chat? You wanna progress?

[09:23:39] Wait let's look at his weapon real quick first.

[09:23:43] It's a spear...

[09:23:45] Chat! We died that many times to a dude with a spear bro

[09:23:54] wait i can't attack in here now.

[09:24:04] I can't attack in here. Okay, so...

[09:24:11] Dude, you can make a fire build with this. I'm not gonna lie,

[09:24:15] This is the coolest looking spear I've ever seen. That's actually crazy how cool that looks.

[09:24:22] The stats?

[09:24:25] That's the stats

[09:24:26] on it.

[09:24:27] I don't know if it's something

[09:24:28] that I would use, but...

[09:24:31] How are you doing?

[09:24:32] I am doing 10 million times better than I was 15 minutes ago.

[09:24:37] Fifteen minutes ago I was on the verge of...

[09:24:41] ...I don't know.

[09:24:48] What?

[09:24:51] Wait, that is dope!

[09:24:58] Nah, that's wild, chat.

[09:25:07] Okay, chat. not that's wild chat okay chat how do we um so if we're gonna progress I'm not sure where to go now to the relief dude.

[09:25:15] Wait, no!

[09:25:17] We gotta spend our runes. What should we upgrade here?

[09:25:21] We have two levels. gee thanks one endurance one strength

[09:25:30] or one strength one dex

[09:25:46] strength decks or just two decks? We'll do, we. Because if we do find a weapon that's pretty cool,

[09:25:49] we'll be able to use it. Okay, so the thing is pointing this way but I'm not sure where we go now. You all got any idea? Go to his throne?

[09:26:21] His throne.

[09:26:23] It's my throne now, you bum!

[09:26:26] Where'd he die at? Did he you not like right here something like that

[09:26:29] you don't like right here. I want to blow this place up.

[09:26:57] Alright.

[09:27:00] Where do we go?

[09:27:01] It's pointing up in here but I don't know how to...

[09:27:05] I don't know how to get up in there!

[09:27:19] Okay. up in there. Chat, what do you think?

[09:27:43] The room? touch the grace already touched this one did not check we gotta figure out where to go right here. Go to the middle point and

[09:27:47] under the bridge? Put that on something.

[09:27:51] Chad is that true?

[09:27:59] Wait, what is this? No! Did she die The ceiling tree is in the ancient ruins of rua

[09:28:28] it lies beyond the high bridge leading from the what

[09:28:36] hold on Hold on!

[09:28:44] It lies beyond the high bridge leading from the first floor of the storehouse.

[09:28:52] Storehouse...

[09:29:00] Chat, you know what's crazy? I don't know where the storehouse is. ah

[09:29:12] appreciate the blessing you know what's crazy

[09:29:16] i don't know where the storehouse is.

[09:29:24] Okay, so next objective find the storehouse.

[09:29:35] This is the Great Bridge,

[09:29:37] right? Or is that the Great Bridge?

[09:29:40] There's just one problem here.

[09:29:42] The problem here

[09:29:43] is that

[09:29:44] I don't know how to get

[09:29:48] down under this bridge.

[09:29:52] You know what i mean?

[09:29:58] I-I don't know how to get under this brick

[09:30:14] i had a been on the horse in a minute we're good

[09:30:31] i've been fighting that dude for the past hour 145 great

[09:30:56] who's been here the whole time type one if you've been here the whole time I'm going to try and get the Yo, Chad. Chad I'm keeping an absolute stack with you.

[09:31:00] I don't know where we're going though. So is this true? There's only one main boss left after him? Main boss? rainbows?

[09:31:40] Haven't been up here yet. Listen, chat.

[09:31:42] Bro, can you stop?

[09:31:44] I'm traumatized!

[09:31:47] Chat, listen. good news is

[09:31:48] we are not going to have the due experience

[09:31:52] another boss that bad ever again

[09:31:56] never again

[09:31:57] that is the last boss that's that bad that again. Never again. That is the last boss

[09:31:59] that's that bad we will ever see. All of these bosses are going to be like a cakewalk

[09:32:07] So why y'all saying 145?

[09:32:11] Am I at 145 deaths?

[09:32:15] Yo Swavy with the 5000 bit. Appreciate you, Swayve.

[09:32:27] Jack, this is new. Lock in. Lock in. lock in Oh, my God. Bro?

[09:32:55] BRO?!

[09:33:02] My arms, my legs! Each slice of bloody ruin!

[09:33:08] Oh my goodness, he's in agony!

[09:33:11] Bro... what? RUN! what

[09:33:24] bro are you good i'm sorry. I repent, please! No more...

[09:33:28] Spare me your cruelty...

[09:33:36] Your breath's, too.

[09:33:41] I don't know who he's... Who is he talking about?

[09:33:52] Oh! he talking about kill him no man he's already hurt a chat I don't kill that man?

[09:33:56] Oh, great.

[09:33:58] You're alive. Love that. Guess what?

[09:33:59] You're dead. Idiot.

[09:34:02] None of these enemies even matter anymore. I look at them

[09:34:04] as less than these enemies now because

[09:34:07] that dude, like there's

[09:34:08] yeah.

[09:34:17] See ya, idiot!

[09:34:25] Chad are we going the right way? Where are we going? I don't know what is this. Is this a giant elevator?

[09:34:45] Suppressing Dilla? pressing I'm not gonna lie, that dude gave me a headache.

[09:35:05] Watch it be a mushroom, watch!

[09:35:15] Wait that's actually one of the best things we could have gotten.

[09:35:19] Wait that's actually so good. Okay, Chad.

[09:35:34] Listen.

[09:35:35] While we're up here,

[09:35:36] We gotta figure out where we're going next.

[09:35:38] Alright?

[09:35:40] So look.

[09:35:48] Lock in. Alright. right so look lock in the see she said past a great bridge this is going this way and that one's pointing this way then there's a map shard right here but chat look i don't know how to get

[09:35:56] to that map chart or two here the storehouse is where you fought Mesmar?

[09:36:15] Wait just a second. Wait we gotta mod that guy!

[09:36:19] What did that note say?

[09:36:23] Chat, we're doing deductive reasoning.

[09:36:25] Let's go!

[09:36:29] It lies beyond the high bridge leading

[09:36:31] from the first floor of the storehouse.

[09:36:34] So chat, we're looking for a

[09:36:36] bridge from the first floor

[09:36:38] of this place. Got it?

[09:36:42] Who was that?

[09:36:48] ... See ya idiot, you suck. You'll never be... Mur-Mur.

[09:36:53] I'm not gonna let you get away with this. murmur

[09:37:03] sat we looking for a bridge, remember that.

[09:37:12] Bro can you stop? You're not Murmar man!

[09:37:21] Did he teach you that? Well guess what your teacher's dead now. Uh-oh...

[09:37:26] It's Mesmer? Oh, Mesmer!

[09:37:32] I already forgot that's how irrelevant he is

[09:37:41] so Chad I'm assuming we're in the right place, right? You're about to beat this game dude.

[09:37:46] Hate to do this to you, buddy, but you attacked me first.

[09:38:02] Sorry, dog. Had to do what I had to do.

[09:38:07] You had to die, Chat. He attacked me first man.

[09:38:14] Chat I'm sorry I didn't want to.

[09:38:15] I don't like killing my jars but...

[09:38:20] He attacked your boy first, chat.

[09:38:21] I gotta defend myself.

[09:38:22] You know what I mean?

[09:38:25] What is this thing?!

[09:38:27] Oh my goodness!

[09:38:28] It's the S-

[09:38:37] No way! Nobody better say it's me and there we go. Shut up!

[09:38:39] That is the most disgusting creature I think I've ever seen in my life.

[09:38:44] What is that? This world's built like a sack of potatoes. was it hard Was it a heart?

[09:39:20] Chad, you did not look like me man. This is what we look like okay this is us right here

[09:39:22] alright? This is US Chad come on

[09:39:24] man Okay so This is us Chad, come on man.

[09:39:29] Okay so we know he's there and he has an ability that one-shots you

[09:39:40] That is disgusting!

[09:39:43] Chat, he is disgusting.

[09:39:48] Wow this dude caught a vibe before he died. Look at this guy, bro. He was chill.

[09:39:52] Aw, look at the little jars.

[09:40:44] Okay, we'll go down there here in a little bit. okay thank you wow I'm traumatized from this point forward.

[09:41:03] Necessary item ahead, bet that. Yo, Ted. If y'all wanted to know what the most abundant item in the Shadow of the Earth Tree DLC is.

[09:41:03] It's cookbooks.

[09:41:07] I have probably found about 20-something cookbooks, Chad.

[09:41:10] We found about 20 of them things.

[09:41:18] I'm not gonna lie. Oh my God!

[09:41:25] Please stop.

[09:41:30] Chat, I don't like these guys! They're weird! Okay that's not bad.

[09:41:36] Ooh this area looks bad! This has to be the main route right?

[09:41:41] When did he beat the boss? I beat him like 20 minutes ago.

[09:41:57] Shit, I gotta kill the T, I'm sorry bro. They trying to kill you boy man.

[09:42:00] I like the jars just as much as the next guy but...

[09:42:03] They trying to kill me dude.

[09:42:24] You mean it's one there trying to kill me dude you just what has the dollars What is that?

[09:42:31] We ain't gonna mess with the jars, we good. Y'all have a good night.

[09:42:37] Really dull... You really thought you was about to get me with that?

[09:42:45] What is this area do you use

[09:42:57] myrmar sphere here's the thing with mymar's spear, it does not go in my build and its lowkey booty teams.

[09:43:05] There is no way this another boss right? Wait there there's actually no way.

[09:43:19] Chat? Is this another boss say it is not so

[09:43:33] chat we're progressing bro we're progressing bro. We're progressing.

[09:43:38] This looks like an area that a dragon would be in, not gonna lie.

[09:43:47] No...

[09:44:10] Chat are we sprinting through this? This is the best way to do it. This is 100% the best way to play that. That's easy.

[09:44:14] Who's that?

[09:44:18] Chad, who's that?

[09:44:22] Oh he's making it rain fire.

[09:44:23] OK. Did Murmar teach you that? He's making it rain fire, okay

[09:44:29] Then my marky to that will guess what he said now. No you're gonna die Water though Cool armor though. jack

[09:44:50] jack

[09:45:43] do we Do we? so. That right there might be the most goofy looking thing I have ever laid eyes on.

[09:45:48] Th-that is chat, it's bouncing when I walk.

[09:45:51] It's bouncing when I walk it's bouncing when i walk get this off my head what is that

[09:45:58] no pause no balls why not just attack for no reason I didn't hit them so did you see

[09:46:09] it bouncing when I was walking?

[09:46:13] Bro!

[09:46:15] It was jiggling dude.

[09:46:16] It's like there was somebody in there.

[09:46:26] Bro these messages are out of hand dude.

[09:46:30] Bro, these messages are completely out of hand!

[09:46:33] Where we going man? I'm nervous dude. We're probably about to run into another boss.

[09:46:39] Chad, can I explain... Can I explain how happy I am right now that we beat that guy?

[09:46:42] The grease! Thank you for the grease. I explained to you how happy I am right now. Let me beat that guy.

[09:46:44] The grace!

[09:46:46] Thank you.

[09:46:48] Comfort. You're about to see beauty? Dude, that is crazy man. Bro...

[09:47:18] Dude, that is crazy man.

[09:47:22] We got torn up in this area. Ooh we gotta go get this map shard! Am I on the area to get that map shard now you think

[09:47:34] let's go get it ch chat. If it's possible.

[09:47:37] Dude this is so cool man!

[09:48:01] Aw that's a little pig. I don't want you to call PETA and do like the D with a semicolon. Those things are hostile, that's the only reason i killed it trust me

[09:48:17] that's the bridge we went across, right?

[09:48:20] Dude this DLC bro.

[09:48:28] Should we take this elevator?'all want to do that

[09:48:34] is there something i want to do right here

[09:48:38] i mean you can I mean, we can.

[09:48:45] We go down.

[09:48:49] Lock in, chat.

[09:49:03] I have made a grave mistake! Don't anybody dare say it's me don't you dare

[09:49:09] this place does not look friendly man I'm not gonna lie. so so Nothing incredible ahead?

[09:49:50] Okay, appreciate you for the warning. Yo WMS I'm not even gonna bother going in there.

[09:50:02] Oh, Chau about to get this map shot I think walk in

[09:50:10] Them dudes is big. I can't relate Yeah Look at that torrent movement dude, that's wild.

[09:50:26] Torrent movement goes stupid, huh?

[09:50:28] Where is this shard? Once we get this shard

[09:50:32] all the pieces will come together for us.

[09:50:36] We're never getting a shard.

[09:50:42] It's another hippo, Look at him, ain't he cute Jack?

[09:50:58] Almost fell.

[09:51:04] What time is it for everybody right now?

[09:51:08] Okay, So I see you've got two steps ahead.

[09:51:17] My bad.

[09:51:20] My bad.

[09:51:23] My bad! I see you thought two steps ahead,

[09:51:25] I apologize,

[09:51:26] I was not familiar with your game.

[09:51:30] I am sorry. Yo, chat.

[09:51:43] W viewers will stand up this late on the way.

[09:51:45] Chat, W chat, bro.

[09:51:47] No lie.

[09:51:47] W chat.

[09:51:49] Chat, we're still going, bro!

[09:51:55] Okay. going bro did that fight bro

[09:51:57] I was broken

[09:51:59] that fight had me

[09:52:01] broken dude where my soul's at chad where are my souls I got scammed.

[09:52:28] 147? Are we at 147?

[09:53:09] I don't want to leave the comfort of this place me What is this?

[09:53:19] Is there about to be a boss here?

[09:54:36] There's nothing but scorpions in here. Where's some zero at? I don't know where I'm going, I'm just running through here. I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it, but I think that's a good idea. so Where are we right now?

[09:54:43] What is this place

[09:55:36] shall we go up so where are we chat oh Oh, you're going to do me like that? Alright, bet. Let's go!

[09:55:38] Oh there's two of y'all. Alright I'll have a good night.

[09:55:42] I said y'all have a go-

[09:55:57] See Chad, I can't be having these kind of deaths. You know what I mean?

[09:55:58] I can't be giving you this...I can't be giving you these kinds of deaths.

[09:56:07] Yo Chad, I got a question though.

[09:56:10] Chad here's the question, y'all ready for my question real quick?

[09:56:17] Oh...

[09:56:23] How do i get back there? Wait, Chad. We went down here right? This is where we went down? You need to eat?

[09:56:31] Oh, buddy.

[09:56:34] I just ate Taco Bell.

[09:56:37] What you talking about?

[09:56:40] Hey! But I still got a 12-hour old KCD in the bag too buddy.

[09:56:47] Out of eight trust me please Family reunion by the way. so you know what i've noticed we ain't running into no uh god skin that's good I hear my souls right here.

[09:57:43] Chat, where did I go? do y'all not remember we were right beside a grace, we have to get there. chat y'all better chat y'all better do some investigative work

[09:58:21] Do you all remember where we was, chat?

[09:58:30] We took the elevator. Should I go back in there?

[09:58:40] Up here, get vertical buddy! See ya, idiot!

[09:58:49] This is not where we got lost. Chat, there's no way we got lost that fast.

[09:58:57] Do we go back in here

[09:59:06] you gotta be fisting me right now! Where was we at?!

[09:59:14] Where WAS we?

[09:59:19] Who just said family drama? What?!

[09:59:26] Oh, Tori's home.

[09:59:29] No this part of the map sucks. What is this dude?

[09:59:32] You just wanna jump off like that?

[09:59:40] .... I'm about to start shedding tears up in here.

[09:59:56] Where do we go, team?

[10:00:00] Yo Vortex with the team gift appreciate you!

[10:00:05] Shit hours are we off, chat? yo vortex with the team gift appreciate you 10 hours

[10:00:15] do i need to go back in the bod i don't understand on I love, where did we go, bro?

[10:00:24] Do you want me to go back up the elevator?

[10:00:36] Back up the elevator! elevator. I don't know where

[10:00:38] i'm at!

[10:00:42] Oh, roll back up.

[10:00:44] Oh if you would have got on this elevator I'd have started twerking dude.

[10:01:10] Long way there's no way this could the right way. This is 100%

[10:01:12] The Right Way

[10:01:27] You know what i mean chat why y'all telling me to sleep, Ted? I'm literally not even tired! chat we found it chat we found that we found that we found it we're here we

[10:01:48] don't made it back idiot see you when you drop something

[10:01:56] red flesh mushroom mushroom. Chad, who else is playing this right now? Like are y'all playing this or

[10:02:09] y'all still getting that- are y'all stuck at Murmar?

[10:02:19] Who's stuck on Murmar right now.

[10:02:31] I'm asking y'all I'm not talking about streamers, I'm talking to y'all.

[10:02:34] I'm talking to you all. This is nice. I think we're about to beat the game. That dude's gonna go down in history.

[10:03:13] He's gonna have the same war after me.

[10:03:17] Bad guy, bro?

[10:03:23] Is that a bad guy? Oh my goodness! this is the grace!

[10:03:33] Who's this nerd? Standing up there like he has aura or something.

[10:03:36] You got no aura, come here!

[10:03:38] Let's go!

[10:03:44] He might have aura.

[10:03:50] Come on! he might have aura he has aura Good night.

[10:04:14] Wait, this dude's actually goaded!

[10:04:18] He reminds me of myself.

[10:04:24] Muscular and wears armor and hits people with a hammer.

[10:04:28] And is a knife New item alert, new item alert, new item alert, new item alert. It's a Faith Weapon.

[10:05:09] Why is it a fake one? Bro, I'm bored dude! Bro...

[10:05:26] I'm Thor, dude! YOOOOOO!!!

[10:05:32] Chat we're gonna find a good strength weapon soon.

[10:05:35] We will.

[10:05:37] But the anchor and the pickaxe is doing us good right now.

[10:05:41] Yo, physics with the five pre-shapes

[10:05:51] we have a message. Let's see if we can get that real quick.

[10:05:58] Come on, let's look at this message we got.

[10:06:02] Message... Here we go!

[10:06:08] We found the ceiling tree just ahead but if we're meant to burn it we need the proper kindling. We have that right? We have the mesmer kindling Check that. Chat, bet.

[10:06:30] Hold on...okay.

[10:06:34] Chat let's go we're progressing. We might be close to another boss, Lil' Keith.

[10:06:40] Would not surprise me at all.

[10:06:44] You gotta be fisting me right now. No way this suits you yet.

[10:06:48] How did you even get over here you're that big ow I hate those guys.

[10:07:04] What do you mean, says you? It's taller than that dude.

[10:07:13] Is there really not an item in here? That is actually one of them which is not an item. oh wow thanks pal

[10:07:28] check this is the strongest guy in the game 100% Is that the truth? I'm not sure if that's the right word. I don't know what it is, but...

[10:07:53] I think we're going to have to go back and look for them.

[10:07:55] We'll find out later.

[10:07:57] I can't wait to see how they do this!

[10:07:59] I hope so too!

[10:08:01] Chet, is that the coolest guy they dropped

[10:08:08] who do y'all think the coolest uh boss in the original or not the base game is shard.

[10:08:30] Chat, I actually think we're close to this map shard no lie. the snake guy are you talking about uh what's his name what's his name jack

[10:08:43] brian collard do i thought fire giant was cool just because he was so big he bigger than everybody else

[10:08:54] don't say nessmer do Do not say Mesmer. No! Stop!

[10:09:06] Mesmers a loser, he is not cool. Okay.

[10:09:29] Ooh, what is this? No, I'm out of here. It's the shrimp! I hate them!

[10:09:37] Those are some of the worst enemies in the game.

[10:09:39] I hate the shrimp, I hate them.

[10:09:42] Now do I like eating shrimp? Yeah but the shrimp in this game absolutely not.

[10:09:46] Where's that?

[10:09:51] Chat where is that down there

[10:09:55] do i dare approach it Nesmor's kind of good looking.

[10:10:04] Bro, what?

[10:10:05] When I first walked into that boss arena multiple people were saying hear me out I'm not going to do that. Chad, I genuinely, GENUINELY hate Murmar.

[10:10:38] Or whatever Bro's name is.

[10:10:41] Mess money.

[10:10:49] Okay, I'm gonna keep it at Stag Witch and channel things until she's down. which I don't think he's supposed to be down here.

[10:10:59] And I'mma keep it an absolute stag-ski, I don't think he's supposed to be down here. Let's go back up.

[10:11:06] Was he really that bad? Oh buddy, you can go back in the bot and watch after I'm done.

[10:11:09] Yes! He was THAT bad!

[10:11:13] Ugh! Ugh! You see that thing hanging from the web, bro? Oh yeah, you can watch him. Yeah, we got't where I'm coming from.

[10:11:47] We got WAY off track!

[10:11:54] I missed an elevator? No it just look like a elevator

[10:12:05] yo chad have we been down there?

[10:12:14] If we get down there, we can cross over, but the question is...

[10:12:23] You know what the question is?

[10:12:31] That's the question.

[10:12:39] That right there is the question, you know what i mean

[10:12:47] 149 dude chat fall fall fall death shouldn't count would you agree on that falling dead spoke out

[10:12:53] i just lost my runes.

[10:13:17] WHAT ARE YOU DOING TORRENT?! I'm sorry. chat lock in bro i don't think y'all locked in chatter you're locked in who just typed in chat and said, can I eat you? What is wrong with you?

[10:13:35] Alright. Here we go Chad. Here we go. I will be very happy once

[10:13:37] we get out of this area

[10:13:39] I'm gonna keep it a stat

[10:13:41] because you know

[10:13:43] I'm not a big fan of this area.

[10:13:47] Is anybody else not a big fan of this area?

[10:13:56] Ooh what is that? Thank you.

[10:14:06] I don't know what's... Ooh, a lift.

[10:14:21] A lift ski! Where are we?

[10:14:24] What is that place? Lock the entrance. place

[10:15:15] lock in a chat so Chad, do I do damage? so huh see i don't wanna be up in here man

[10:15:17] them scramps is in here

[10:15:19] please dont is in here please don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it.

[10:15:43] Or do it. That's cool too.

[10:15:45] I appreciate you for that. Appreciate you for doing

[10:15:47] that bro. I really do appreciate that man. Thank you.

[10:15:51] Well chat time to see who this is.

[10:15:53] Lock in.

[10:16:01] That's not a person, it's a pile of rocks. What is this?

[10:16:19] Hello?

[10:16:20] Chat?

[10:16:21] Chat? Chat? You're supposed to go through the scrap area? Please.

[10:16:55] Sir, sir don't... Wait Sam do I actually have to go through this rip area for real What? so What?

[10:17:39] Chad, I'm not gonna lie.

[10:17:45] Chad, I ain't gonna lie.

[10:17:47] I'm not 100% sure but that's not...

[10:17:49] That don't look like a dog here

[10:17:53] Yo yo yo yo actually chat like actually

[10:17:55] Listen we have to get out of this area

[10:17:57] Like can we please

[10:17:59] Get out of this area?

[10:18:03] Jack, get me out of this area.

[10:18:04] I don't care what you got to do.

[10:18:06] Get me out of this area. Come on. so

[10:18:19] chat type what if i gotta go through the scrimps I feel like I went through a spring season.

[10:18:39] Oh, look at this loser with his little bone.

[10:18:41] You're a bum.

[10:18:47] And look at me. loser with his little bone. You're a bum.

[10:18:48] Look at me, I got my little bone!

[10:18:49] I sit on top of a rock all day and do nothing else for a loser!

[10:18:50] I killed Mesmer.

[10:18:51] What did you do?

[10:18:58] Shrimp area.

[10:19:02] Chat, shrimp area!

[10:19:07] Shrimp...

[10:19:09] Shrimp area! Oh, this is horrible so Oh, really?

[10:19:44] This dude walked to the middle of this bridge and wrote Hidden Path ahead.

[10:19:50] No duh! You couldn't have wrote that at the start?

[10:20:03] I'm not going to lie, though.

[10:20:04] W messages because I would not have known this was here unless these messages were here.

[10:20:10] So you know what, chat?

[10:20:13] Chat,

[10:20:14] you know what?

[10:20:16] W messages.

[10:20:37] And she reads I love you messages. We move. you i think we're close to getting out of this area now. Look, he just is all new.

[10:20:41] Pick that up real quick for me.

[10:20:45] You want to grab that for me? Okay.

[10:20:52] What?! What? New item alert, new item alert.

[10:21:00] Stone... Stone Sheath Sword.

[10:21:09] That looks like Bollenskis, I'm not gonna lie.

[10:21:21] Wait, it's a stone sword actually! What y'all think of it?

[10:21:32] I mean... I mean...

[10:21:37] I mean... Looks like something

[10:21:39] I'd get in Minecraft early game.

[10:21:41] You know what I mean?

[10:21:56] ... Y'all know about that one. Okay, y'all still want me to do that

[10:21:58] hardcore Minecraft stream?

[10:22:09] I am 90% sure this is the round though.

[10:22:16] Probably gonna work regret jumping down here

[10:22:21] i 100 regret jumping down here because i immediately know where i am

[10:22:27] did you actually just do that? Oh Oh, my God.

[10:22:47] Chena Maximus! oh

[10:23:03] chat i'm actually about to tweak This has been the... what is that pole?

[10:23:11] Shit case to a hardcore Minecraft stream. Yeah, I only it hardcore though so like if i die it's over

[10:23:56] dude once i get out of this area everything's fine bro so Is this the worst area of the game so far? Rose built like a blueberry popcorn. very popular. Thanks for that, I appreciate it bro.

[10:24:01] Thanks for that again, I appreciate it bro.

[10:24:03] I hate this round too.

[10:24:09] Do I go down here? That's what you're telling me?

[10:24:12] There is no way we go...

[10:24:16] No, no way!

[10:25:22] Chad, do we go up here? uh oh Uh-oh. Well, we're on the prediction. Lock in, chat.

[10:25:35] Why are y'all saying GG, chat, we're good. We beat Murmard this is nothing. Hear me out? I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but the game is pretty much just a bunch of random so I'm not sure if you can see it, but the so Oh, they see you.

[10:26:39] Okay! Yeah I like the part where she just flew around and I couldn't tell where she was.

[10:26:47] I like that part.

[10:26:49] That was my favorite part right there,

[10:26:51] where she flew around and I couldn't see where she was? Yeah, I like that one.

[10:27:01] She's weak though! She dies here! let's go so so I have underestimated you.

[10:27:42] I'll pay up. Fuck you.

[10:27:56] Imagine dying, know this boss is difficult. so oh yeah I'm not sure if you can see it, but the Chancy dies! so That's a good one.

[10:29:29] Sniper! yes YEEEEEEESSSSS!!!

[10:30:18] Bad day to be a Douter, I'm still locked in. What killed me afterward? Did I die from a scarlet rot, Jack?

[10:30:24] Did I die from rot there?

[10:30:30] I told y'all to believe in me, though.

[10:30:34] 380,000 souls by the way. That is ridiculous!

[10:30:42] ... That is ridiculous. Shut up, talking about a refund! I killed the boss!

[10:30:47] Strengthen Dex. There we go.

[10:30:50] Chat, we're progressing dude. Chat, we're progressing.

[10:30:55] Chat, we're progressing. Come on!

[10:31:11] Hey guys. Wait, lock in.

[10:31:15] Wait major part of the game right? Lock in!

[10:31:19] ... Lock in.

[10:31:28] Lock in?

[10:31:32] Shh, now!, nearer, nearer.

[10:31:34] I was here!

[10:33:21] The next day so What's going on? so What is... What's happening? oh my goodness. What? Where on this planet Earth

[10:33:27] are we right now?

[10:33:31] Chat?

[10:33:37] Where are we right now?

[10:33:44] Wait, chat is this actually like... what is this? Is this nearing the end?

[10:33:48] Like actually no way. There no way again. There's no way

[10:34:20] It's nearing the end? Oh my goodness, look at this place. Chat, look at this place chat and look at this Yo, my bad.

[10:34:36] Hey, my bad.

[10:34:38] Yo, Staffy with the 5-3 Shaggy.

[10:34:43] Chat, I wrote off the map dude.

[10:34:46] I didn't know Bro was there, or uh I didn't know there was nothing there.

[10:34:50] Chad lock in it's getting serious, come on.

[10:35:05] Idiot! Gabe what the fire, appreciate you

[10:35:13] Bro what is this place? There's grace there's a grace there's a grace This place is dope.

[10:35:31] You want to go up or down first? We're at 154, Jack?

[10:35:40] That's too many deaths.

[10:35:43] I'm not going to lie, that's crazy.

[10:35:56] Oh, come on, Chad.

[10:35:57] It's getting juicy, though. It's getting juicy. Well, it's getting juicier.

[10:36:06] Nice!

[10:36:10] What is this Yo, what's up man? Oh no. Why is there messages in a giant door? so I see. chat where are we going? You did what, buddy?

[10:37:46] You went down an elevator?

[10:37:48] I didn't!

[10:37:49] You did what?

[10:37:54] Wait, what?

[10:38:16] This is the first boss of a game area right here.

[10:38:21] So we go back up the stairs, right?

[10:38:25] And we should go up the stairs

[10:38:29] so you think the final boss resides up there somewhere

[10:38:32] yo Jack with the five gift appreciate you he does He does?

[10:38:47] Alright chat, let's see what happens.

[10:38:49] We're gonna go up top! oh yeah y'all remember when that tree was covering the door?

[10:39:11] Now we can get up here because we burned it.

[10:39:13] Yo Ava with the TIG, give the W to Ava!

[10:39:35] Uh chat, y'all say go up here guess what kitty chat lock in I hear something giant walking around and it's for sure not me. Oh, he wasn't That's wild.

[10:40:06] Oh, he was weak!

[10:40:07] He big for no reason, Chad!

[10:40:10] Yo, hear me out on him though?

[10:40:19] I'm dead serious, kid. What's you doing?

[10:40:53] Oh, I remember that oh i remember chat secret chat secretly I'm gonna grab that real quick for me all appreciate it good luck oh now y'all gotta die

[10:40:56] because you wanna be weird I think I'm gonna die. Cause y'all are being weird.

[10:41:05] Please don't kill me!

[10:41:11] You ain't Murmar, man. You never will be.

[10:41:18] He lives rent free in my hand. We killed him and he still lives rent free. I'm not gonna lie.

[10:41:26] Like, he broke me.

[10:41:29] How did that even happen? I'm not going to do that.

[10:41:41] Okay, appreciate it.

[10:41:42] Keep shooting them at me, buddy.

[10:41:43] Balls. Strong foe ahead.

[10:41:51] Don't say that, bro.

[10:41:56] Yo Ava with another 10 chat.

[10:41:58] W-Ava with another 10.

[10:42:00] Appreciate you, Ava with another 10. Appreciate you, Ava. Spira? Oh, that's the spell they cast when it...uh yeah.

[10:42:26] Yo Emily with the 5 gift as well, appreciate you Emily! so

[10:42:38] don't mind that, Jack.

[10:42:49] Yeah I know I fell when not playing not playing chain together from last night.

[10:42:57] This is who you call the strong foe? I see light!

[10:43:30] I'm not going to die here. Yo rubber ducky with the five gifted as well?

[10:43:38] Chat perhaps he wasn't lying perhaps that what that is a strong foe it's all good we got

[10:43:45] jettisfying Sometimes you just, you know...

[10:43:52] Bro thinks he's Zeus! We got Zeus at home!

[10:43:56] What a loser man!

[10:43:59] I bet he won't do it again

[10:44:07] Hey, I bet he won't do it again watch this

[10:44:13] i'll bet you won't do it again come here so I'm going to have to work hard. That armor kinda hard though.

[10:44:45] Ooh, it takes my points way down. That's not doable.

[10:45:41] Oh! who is this and why please stop Stop, man! so That's like the most annoying thing ever. That's actually the most annoying thing ever.

[10:45:43] Like can you stop with the magic?

[10:45:46] And it's undodgeable and it chomps my health!

[10:45:51] This runback is insane by the way Chad, do we just run straight through them you think? I hate you.

[10:46:19] Imagine having to use magic.

[10:46:21] Can't imagine that.

[10:46:23] Couldn't be me, bro.

[10:46:24] I got my anchor. That's all I got.

[10:46:26] Me and my anchor.

[10:46:52] Come on, fight me. i got my anchor that's all i got me and my I Wait, no. That right there might be the most absurd thing I've ever seen.

[10:46:55] Yo Ava with another 10 chat!

[10:46:57] W AVA!

[10:46:58] How is bro losing? Hmm bro losing i don't care what nobody says. That is ridiculous, dude!

[10:47:22] You have a horse?

[10:47:23] Buddy you think I can ride my horse up in here?

[10:47:29] Let me get a couple more things the things I say to them.

[10:47:32] What did you say? A little more? Okay!

[10:47:38] I gotta kill this dude right here again so so That is ridiculous. so Just open the door.

[10:48:36] Yo, Michael with the 5-gifted W, Michael!

[10:49:05] Yeah, that's go! Woo! Chat, what exactly do the crosses do

[10:49:12] update the counter what am i at chad how many deaths am i at 156 or 157?

[10:49:23] 157, I bet. Oh hey, you remember me from two seconds ago well guess what happens now I hate that guy.

[10:49:54] Bro just froze in the air? What happened?

[10:50:03] What was bro trying to do?

[10:50:09] Oh, there's a few of them. Uh-oh!

[10:50:17] Okay, just...just don't bother me.

[10:50:20] Yeah, you hit me.

[10:50:22] Man, why?! Yeah, you hit me.

[10:50:25] Man flying enemies man!

[10:50:28] Lov'em!

[10:50:31] Can you die?

[10:50:39] I'm gonna kill you. You die! Kitty?

[10:50:44] 153 kitty

[10:50:49] 158 deaths now yeah chat i know

[10:50:59] oh chat trust me I know. Rest up buddy.

[10:51:03] Chat did we run by the birds,

[10:51:04] be honest.

[10:51:06] We run by them thang?

[10:51:48] If it was possible, yeah. so so uh Love them birds in the chat, love them banks.

[10:51:56] So your brother Thor is here? Yeah! work so I apologize for disrespecting you.

[10:52:29] Chat, why are they bullying me man? so so What? No. so Did you really just do that? Chad, we got chat we gotta be nearing the end of the game because all these enemies are tough is that true

[10:53:51] i gotta run by that nerd.

[10:54:00] Oh, I forgot we got this grace. We're good.

[10:54:04] How are you this bad? Are you dead serious saying that right now?

[10:54:08] Wait, no. Are you for real?

[10:54:10] Bloody hell! We'll crap in a jar and throw it through your window while you're sleeping. so Take the lift? There ain't no lift, chat. What you mean?

[10:54:46] The-the lift is on the floor above us, we gotta get to it.

[10:54:54] All he's got to do is jump and the boss is dead? What you mean by that bro so I would rather fight Meribar six times over than deal with this area any longer.

[10:55:30] Please just let me walk through here in peace every enemy

[10:55:35] in this general vicinity are the most loser disgusting nerds i've ever seen in my life

[10:55:52] did you even beat a boss yet?

[10:55:53] We're like at the end of the DLC, whatcha talkin' about.

[10:55:57] I think right? 160? Good. That's how we do it. We just gotta take our time, chat.

[10:56:30] We gotta play this right bro Jesus.

[10:56:52] Chat, let's go! We'll get this done! Gotcha! That being said, I'm missing jump attacks like a burger. so

[10:57:13] you doing all that screaming for nothing i'm leaving bro see ya

[10:57:35] bro doing all that for nothing Here we go, Chad.

[10:57:36] Here we go. Here we go.

[10:57:41] Here we go!

[10:57:48] Chat, y'all cool with this one pass that's doing right here wait no i'm actually about to lose my mind

[10:58:08] don't worry

[10:58:09] wait no i'm actually about to lose my mind, no lie. Wait, no, I'm actually about to lose it!

[10:58:12] I tried to pass him.

[10:58:16] Wait, I ACTUALLY tried to pass him.

[10:58:18] I'M ABOUT TO TWEAK OUT.

[10:58:20] Use the lift? buddy i don't have access to the

[10:58:24] left so chat

[10:58:46] I think i have to kill that guy on ironically I think I have to

[10:58:58] because explain to me why he does like eight attacks on that sword.

[10:59:19] Should I wait for him to do those attacks and then leave I'm not at 170, no way.

[10:59:21] What does it say?

[10:59:22] I'm 160?

[10:59:47] There's 169. chat lock in we either kill this guy or one pass them this time.

[10:59:56] It just does such an unbelievable amount of damage, it's actually ridiculous how much damage that

[11:00:04] are you serious? We gotta let him out of there.

[11:00:23] You're worth having mercy, bro.

[11:01:03] If I just get past this guy, we're home free. so oh my god what is happening? WHAT IS THIS?!

[11:01:09] WHAT IS THIS?!

[11:02:09] ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Are you kidding me? Lord have mercy man this is the most tedious disgusting thing I've ever seen. Where do I have my own casualty? You sure? You should have upgraded your health. Do you see how long my health bar is?

[11:02:12] It takes them half the screen! to scream send the lift? What do you mean?

[11:02:33] You're telling me there's a shortcut? How are you liking the game?

[11:02:39] All is good besides this part. This is unironically the worst thing ever.

[11:02:47] ... so uh I'm just gonna throw you in the wall.

[11:03:17] Nah, this is the worst part of the game.

[11:03:20] Nah, thi-this is the worst part of the game.

[11:03:23] This-this-no, this is bad! No, this is actually bad.

[11:03:25] Like...like bro can I just please play?

[11:03:29] THIS IS WHY PEOPLE QUIT PLAYING SOULS GAMES! NOT BECAUSE OF BOSSES?! This is why people quit playing Souls games! Not because of bosses, but because of garbage like this. Like PLEASE man!

[11:03:39] MY GOODNESS BRO! my goodness bro oh I'm going to kill you. okay for asking appreciate that so Am I at 162 or 163. you just let me go You got it, Jack.

[11:05:46] This lift does absolutely nothing for you.

[11:05:49] Go ahead and hold on. Hold on. This lift does absolutely nothing for you, boy.

[11:05:57] What does it even skip? Does it just skip that guy?

[11:06:00] Does it skip the ice guy

[11:06:10] I mean that's cool, I guess but...

[11:06:15] That's not who I'm worried about. I'm worried about this dude.

[11:06:26] Where did you come from? Wait, where did you go?

[11:06:30] Chat, where did this guy spawn in from hello uh That's not what I wanted to do.

[11:07:00] Oh my goodness, I made it.

[11:07:09] Oh my goodness thank you! OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOU!

[11:07:14] Oh my... Bro! Finally dude! dude

[11:07:31] Lord have mercy what was that?

[11:07:59] What is this? so I thought I'd seen you there, but it's been quite some time.

[11:08:11] It was never kind of you Mr. Roboto. The Urge Tree was leading you all along so that you might ascend to lordship i come to these lands to begin with

[11:08:16] i suppose it must be what his eminence or perhaps the earth tree is this the end of the game a clashing of their favorite laws such that one would prevail Again?

[11:08:30] This is the final phase.

[11:08:31] Don't tarry now.

[11:08:36] What?

[11:08:40] I'm gonna go. I'm going to go. Wait, I have to fight her?

[11:08:54] Do I walk ahead? wait i'm going against our allies so i need to spawn in this summon here right No? What is this? I don't know.

[11:09:12] I'm not sure what it's called. What is this?

[11:09:28] What is happening? Don't you dare approach Mikula the Kind. Needle Knight Ledder, Dryloot Dane and our ally will never allow this.

[11:09:51] There's no room!

[11:09:55] This is the one and second of me be. Lord of the Earth's Reef, Lord of Marsha...

[11:09:59] You have deserved to face the reckoning!

[11:10:55] I'm not going anywhere! so No shot! color please Pro Famous Try The Fade! oh

[11:11:00] why is she fighting me i thought we were cool

[11:11:20] go away jane so Oh, man. Wait, chat! This is the second Vagano boss? Is this the last boss right after this?

[11:11:21] I don't know what's going on here.

[11:11:22] I'm not sure if it's a good idea to just go back and do that or not.

[11:11:23] I think we should try to get rid of him first.

[11:11:24] Yeah, but he's still in his final form.

[11:11:25] He's got some pretty strong attacks.

[11:11:26] I mean, he's got some really nice moves.

[11:11:27] I can see why.

[11:11:28] I mean, he's got some really nice moves.

[11:11:29] I mean, he's got some really nice moves.

[11:11:30] I mean, he's got some really nice moves. I mean, he's got some really nice moves. I mean, he's got some really nice moves. Wait, Jeff! This is the second Zavanna loss? Is this the last loss right after this?!

[11:11:40] Oh we gotta lock in.

[11:11:43] There's no mobs? They're probably sleeping.

[11:11:45] I'm gonna run the prediction.

[11:11:48] Alright, there you go.

[11:11:53] We gotta lock in. Let's go bro. Come on.

[11:11:55] We're cooking.

[11:11:59] Don't you dare approach Mikula the kind.

[11:12:03] Needle Knight letter. Dry leaf desert Don't you dare approach Mikula the Kind. Let's go, Jack! Come on!

[11:12:05] Needle Knight Leather, Dryleaf Dane and our ally will never allow this.

[11:12:26] Set her free! Yo, Dane, why did you just walk up on me, bro? Yo, Dane are YOU for real?!

[11:12:28] You're next, I guess...

[11:12:34] Where did DANE come from, Chad?

[11:12:39] Lock in. Let's go, Chad. Come on. This is serious gamer mode right here.

[11:12:42] Let's go. Use the summon now people are going to try to discredit me, Chad.

[11:12:47] They will try to discredit me if I use a summon.

[11:12:56] Don't you dare approach Mikula the Kind.

[11:12:59] Needle Knight-Leader, Dryleaf Dane and our ally will never allow this.

[11:13:18] It is just as the woman said it would be. The Lord of the Earth 3...

[11:13:20] That's me!

[11:13:21] ...Lord America, you two deserve to face the reckoning.

[11:13:47] Take this! so I got bad RNG.

[11:13:56] Chad, I got bad RNG right there in bro we've came this far bro we're not we're not losing right now come on Chad let's go we bought mess we fought mess, this is fine.

[11:14:00] Don't you dare approach Mikula the Kind!

[11:14:04] Needle Knight Ledder, Dryleaf Dane and our ally will never allow this. Who never allowed us?

[11:14:17] Just as the woman said it would be.

[11:14:19] Lord of the Outbreak,

[11:14:21] Lord of Mines.

[11:14:22] You could deserve to face the reckoning.

[11:14:29] Make a loss... please?

[11:14:32] We need you... Make it up, please. Come on!

[11:14:37] Dan...

[11:14:41] Dan don't do this, this isn't you, Dan.

[11:14:46] Okay, Dan. Or do it.

[11:14:54] I shouldn't have made fun of Dan.

[11:14:57] Chet,

[11:14:58] I should not have made fun of Dan right there.

[11:14:59] I should not have

[11:15:00] made fun of him.

[11:15:01] I regret doing that.

[11:15:03] Chet,

[11:15:03] lock in man come on

[11:15:11] don't you dare approach michelle of the kind needle knight leather dry leaf dame and our ally will never allow The Lord of the Earth 3,

[11:15:32] Lord America, you too deserve to face the Reckoning.

[11:15:43] Make a...

[11:15:44] Please,

[11:15:45] I hate you, Dan.

[11:16:00] Dan's crazy!

[11:16:23] I'm burning. Oh my god. After this battle I sent you, it was an honor to face what were your great. Now go.

[11:16:30] Oh, this ain't no joke at all. Wait chat, this ain't no joke at all.

[11:16:34] What should I do?

[11:16:38] Dan is like...

[11:16:40] Dan is strong don't you dare approach micula the kind

[11:16:45] needle knight letter dry luthain and our allies will never allow us is I'll never disrespect that again. my goodness oh my god Wait, no. Dan is actually insane.

[11:17:51] Wait there's too many? I might actually have to do this guy that's right here.

[11:18:03] Let's go Jack Jack. Come on.

[11:18:09] We gotta get rid of Dan. If we get rid of Dan it's fine.

[11:18:12] The most annoying part about this is I have to sit through here and wait on this guy.

[11:18:15] Don't you dare approach Mikula the Kind!

[11:18:28] Needle Knight weapon, dry loop game Dane and our ally will never allow this. Lord of the dead. Lord of the dead. Lord of the dead.

[11:18:30] Lord of the dead.

[11:18:32] Lord of the dead.

[11:18:36] Yo, Dan why you here already? Yo, Dan why you here already? is so so He just healed! so My son. Thanks, Dane. This is like...

[11:19:57] Chat, my weapon sucks for this fight. My weapon's terrible

[11:20:01] for enemies like this don't you dare approach michael at the time

[11:20:06] needle knight leather dry leaf dame and our ally will never allow this

[11:20:21] the lord of the earth tree lord america I'm not sure if you can see this, but the game is pretty much a If I get rid of Dan, all I have to do is kill that nerve quickly and then kill Dan. That's all I have to do.

[11:21:03] If I kill this dude quickly and kill them

[11:21:08] needle knight letter dry leaf dame and our ally will never allow us oh of america so so so I'm not sure if you can see it, but the game is still running on its own.

[11:22:13] The game's name is...

[11:22:15] The speaking team has been changed to a new one.

[11:22:17] It's called the State of the Fallen Redemmion.

[11:22:53] Does anybody else see how ridiculous Dan is? This guy is! I think this boss is meant to use that summon. That's right there because there are too many people.

[11:22:54] It's like the, what is it called?

[11:22:57] Don't you dare outsmart Mikula the Kind!

[11:23:01] Needle Knight Leather, Dryloof Dane and our ally

[11:23:06] will never allow it.

[11:23:38] I'll use spawn somewhere else is Wait, Jack. This might be worse than Mesmir.

[11:23:41] Jack, this actually might be worse than Mesmir.

[11:23:46] This could be worse than Mesmir.

[11:23:49] This could unironically be worse than Mesmir.

[11:23:54] Every enemy in this game is worse than anybody else's.

[11:24:20] Don't you dare approach me, killer of the kind! enemy in this game is worse than anybody else. Nice back step dude, I guess you're him. lord of macaque

[11:25:16] one shot me why don't you buddy oh what's up dan so so Thanks for kicking me, Dan! I like that! Yo Dan, you're the GOAT bro.

[11:25:21] Yo Dan I'm not gonna lie, you are actually the goat of this game.

[11:25:23] YO DAN YOU ARE the GOAT!

[11:25:30] That's unbelievable. Chad, who is this guy

[11:25:32] and where did he come from? Was he in the original game?

[11:25:34] I don't understand.

[11:25:35] This dude must be the GOAT, bro.

[11:25:38] This dude could have fought Mesmir

[11:25:40] and killed him.

[11:26:39] This dude could have fought Mesmir and killed him first try. we've done and our no one will never allow us me lord of the earth three lord america you deserve to live reckoning Please, redeem your power. so I'm sorry, but I can't believe this is the end of my journey. I have to go back home now.

[11:26:47] I'll be right there. so Don't you dare approach Mikula the Khan.

[11:27:13] Needle Knight Ladder, Dryleaf Dane and our ally will never allow this.

[11:27:29] Lord of the Earthrealms,

[11:27:36] Lord of America, You do deserve to face the reckoning.

[11:27:39] The world is made for this. I feel bad for you? Yeah, I feel bad for me too. I'm gonna go live.

[11:27:50] Chet, I literally think this boss is meant to use this summon right here like there's

[11:27:53] too many of them

[11:27:54] i'm literally about to use this summon right here no lie

[11:28:00] like why else is it here?

[11:28:06] Like there's too many of them.

[11:28:10] It's like the Radon 5! The Radon 5 is more doable without summons than this!

[11:28:15] I'm going one more time and if I can get it here

[11:28:17] I am using it bro. Like,

[11:28:19] I'm just handicapping myself by not using it

[11:28:21] that's ridiculous especially with these weapons bro

[11:28:25] Wildstorm especially with these weapons bro don't you dare

[11:28:27] no wild strikes apparently doesn't work because they don't stack

[11:28:29] needle knight weather

[11:28:31] driving things and our ally

[11:28:33] will never allow this.

[11:28:40] Just as the woman said it was, Lord of the Valkyrie, Lord of America, you, Lord America. You too deserve to face The Reckoning.

[11:28:52] Make her...

[11:29:54] ...my battle. oh what's up man long time no see now so um so change the weapon hey, you gotta realize that these are the weapons I have upgraded.

[11:29:57] I can't change them just to change the weapon!

[11:30:48] Now Dan is actually like this is ridiculous bro needle Knight letter dare approach Mikula the Kind. Needle Knight-Leader, Dryloop Dane and our ally will never allow us. Oh, you deserve to face the reckoning Dude. The thing is, the thing is not only does Dan come through, he heals halfway through.

[11:31:00] There's nothing else I can do with these weapons to kill him unless I summon it.

[11:31:09] Don't you dare approach Mikkelson, Harry! Dude is it four in the morning?

[11:31:11] Needle Knight letter. Driving Dave

[11:31:13] and our allies will never allow this.

[11:31:22] The moment has come, Settlement.

[11:31:25] Lord of the Earth 3... lord of Marrakech. You too deserve to face me like this.

[11:31:36] Fuck them! I see you.

[11:31:43] Please, bring me back. together so I'm using a summon, it's impossible.

[11:32:30] I literally have to.

[11:32:31] It's impossible without it.

[11:32:33] And even then, I don't think I can do it. Drink and heal quick? No, you don't understand

[11:32:43] you don't understand dan runs faster than me and he sits

[11:32:47] and he sits on my butt cheeks for 15 straight minutes

[11:32:50] and i literally can't even heal because he's on

[11:32:53] my butt cheeks. I'm sorry.

[11:33:06] We need a little piece of hand!

[11:33:08] They can't blame him!

[11:33:12] The only one who will be earned free, the Lord of America... He deserved to face the reckoning. you know in america Yeah, if I had like chad if i have like a dexterity weapon or something i can easily do this

[11:33:36] but with my weapons set up and with it being how it is it's literally impossible Let's go.

[11:33:48] Chad, is the last boss right after this

[11:34:04] is he coming through with me chat or what?

[11:34:13] Oh I guess bro doesn't want to come through chat.

[11:34:16] Don't you dare approach Mikula the Kind!

[11:34:19] Needle Knight Ledder, Dry Leaf Dayne and our ally will never allow this! never allows

[11:34:36] lord of america you deserve to face the wreckage

[11:34:46] i like when i run out of stamina so Thank you, bro! so I'm not sure if this is the best way to do it, but I think it's a good idea.

[11:35:38] I don't know what to say about that. man That would have literally been impossible

[11:35:58] finally I love you bro can you give me a kiss or fart on me or something?

[11:36:06] I don't know who you are but thank you.

[11:36:09] Bro! Wait, they all died in real life? Dane's footwork. Oh, Dane's footwork?

[11:36:36] Let's see what you got, Dane.

[11:36:40] Dane let me see what makes you OP like that.

[11:36:42] Yo, Dane, let's see real quick.

[11:36:45] Oh, he's see real quick.

[11:36:49] I can't even do it.

[11:36:51] I can't even do it.

[11:37:06] Dane literally will live in my nightmares chat Dane will live in my nightmares for the first- forever.

[11:37:15] Chat update! Top three hardest bosses in the game

[11:37:22] mesmir number one dry leaf dane number two

[11:37:28] and number two and millennia's cousin dry leaf Dane unironically is the second best person in this game.

[11:37:44] Rolana yeah.

[11:37:47] Chat is this like the end?

[11:37:59] New sword.

[11:38:01] New item alert, new item alert, new item alert, new item alert.

[11:38:15] Chat window Chat, what was her sword called? Chat, what was it called?

[11:38:21] Lettuce Sword? What was it called?

[11:38:23] Lettuce sword.

[11:38:27] It's probably booty anyway. Chalice, you let us sort.

[11:38:36] Oh there it go!

[11:38:44] It's a dense weapon again. Use gots to be fisting me.

[11:38:50] Oh I can't use it right now.

[11:38:59] Chat lock in let's go bro.

[11:39:03] I don't know what is about to happen but lock in come on does anybody know what's about to happen What is this the final boss of the dlc is it over after this

[11:39:44] wait is it actually over after this?

[11:39:52] You rushed it? I literally did not rush it. I literally explored...

[11:39:54] went to caves, went to the-

[11:39:56] I unironically did not rush it i did

[11:39:58] not

[11:40:04] what is this

[11:40:07] chad i was here, I guess.

[11:40:13] I guess this is it bro boss in Elden Ring dude.

[11:40:27] Chat like it's over forever after this

[11:40:32] like you realize that's right this is one of the best games to ever release

[11:40:35] and this is like the last fall wall when it comes to main bosses.

[11:40:45] Chat is over, bro.

[11:40:55] Chat, think about it man. Dude that's kind of sad.

[11:41:11] Bro! Alright All right.

[11:41:18] Wait, that's actually sad, bro.

[11:41:20] Chat is over.

[11:41:22] Like after this it's over like Elden Ring is done, like it's done!

[11:41:31] I was here, Chad.

[11:42:08] My loyal blade and champion of the festival both your deeds will ever be praised in song now a vow will be honored, and my lord brother's soul will return...so that he may be my console.

[11:42:15] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Is that who I think it is? What? what so Oh, wow.

[11:43:08] Dude, it's

[11:43:08] your dog!

[11:43:10] Yo, Dude, it's Radon!

[11:43:14] Yo if there is a mod in here can you run the prediction? Because I'm tired of running that thing every time I die.

[11:43:18] Bro!

[11:43:48] No shot! bro no shot Who is that? What do you mean who is that? The aura here is awesome. The aura is insane on this guy!

[11:44:07] Oh lord... Oh, Lord! The aura is like too much.

[11:44:11] Chad, it's insane!

[11:44:26] This is crazy we're literally fighting radon again I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it, but I'll try. I don't know what's going on here.

[11:44:31] I think we're getting close enough now that we've got a few more enemies left. Okay. This is about to be a three hour fight?

[11:44:40] No, we got this come on.

[11:44:43] I wonder if it's just him or if there's like a second phase okay

[11:45:06] oh this is bad!

[11:45:12] Oh my goodness.

[11:45:20] I got to get out of here. Oh my goodness. I gotta learn his moveset.

[11:45:23] Should I have to learn his moveset? His attacks are so delayed. so so so I'm not beating this guy? uh

[11:48:23] chat this is wild. so so so I'm not going to let you get away with this. chat um he might be better than uh miramar This dude is crazy. so so Whoa.

[11:48:29] Wait, no this is Chad, this is different

[11:49:26] chat this is different bro so I'm not sure if this is a good idea, but it's still pretty cool. This is insanity! Oh, man.

[11:49:31] I got 60-something vigor, too.

[11:49:32] He's just killing me so I actually can't believe how difficult this is. so I'm not sure how to avoid that. oh my god so

[11:50:55] yo handler with the five appreciate you. so This dude is literally beating my cheek in. I'm about to give him a second though so Is there any way to avoid that when he sucks you in? you can't avoid getting sucked in like that Jedi smoke too soon, huh? oh my goodness what I don't understand what to do about the meteors, chat.

[11:53:08] Dane would have killed him by now?

[11:53:10] Oh, I'm sure dry leaf Dan

[11:53:11] would have killed him by now.

[11:53:40] Oh! so So no double frontflip that time Radon, half the time you do a double frontflip? No. All the time you do a double frontflip, that time

[11:53:43] you decide to not do a double frontflip.

[11:53:46] WHAT?!

[11:53:48] Yeah chat GG.

[11:54:30] At least we saw who the final boss was. so so Actually unbelievable.

[11:54:33] Actually unbelievable!

[11:54:41] ... so so so Am I even made any progress. so so so so so wait that was low gear a little better.

[11:56:43] Wait, that was low-key a little better

[11:56:44] in a lot.

[11:56:49] Chat,

[11:56:49] that was

[11:56:49] low-key

[11:56:50] a little better.

[11:56:50] His second phase his second thing

[11:56:52] has got to be easier right gotta be

[11:56:57] dude it's 4 20 in the morning so so Yo chat, you know what would be cool?

[11:57:24] Yo chat, you know what-what would lowkey be cool?

[11:57:30] What would lowkey be cool is if like when he hits you I got his moveset down now, though. so You know, I used to think Redon was cool in the original game but I don't like him now.

[11:58:15] He's actually not cool at all.

[11:58:16] He has no aura. he's just an idiot

[11:58:21] he's just a big guy who swingswords around like congratulations bro you're

[11:58:24] cool bro you're cool

[11:58:36] how do you feel the gods have second I use it with the dodge on a second attack. so Hey!

[11:59:48] So you think I should keep my distance so so I'm about to take my pants off. This guy is hard, oh is he? so so I need a miracle.

[12:00:25] You know what I'm about to do, chat?

[12:00:29] Pride aside...

[12:00:31] Forget the pride.

[12:00:34] We somehow made it to the end of this game Forget the pride.

[12:00:35] We somehow made it to the end of this game in 12 hours.

[12:00:39] I am literally about to bust out a white soapstone and summon, like, let me solo her or something so so Yo, I just looked over and this dude said use a bow. Whoa. You know what? Let me just see how many people are here. How many people are right here, right now?

[12:01:39] Oh.

[12:01:40] I'm going to go ahead and do a little bit of tracking.

[12:01:41] I'll be back in a minute.

[12:01:42] Okay.

[12:01:43] So, let's get this thing running.

[12:01:44] We're going to have to wait for the next one.

[12:01:45] I don't think we can do that.

[12:01:46] I'm not sure if it's working.

[12:01:47] I'm going to try to find out where it is.

[12:01:48] I'm going to look at my computer.

[12:01:49] It says there's something wrong with the game. I'm going to go ahead and check it out. I'm going to go ahead and do some more tracking. oh so so Yo, let me solo her.

[12:02:34] Come on, bro.

[12:02:41] Why are my souls out here the power of friendship.

[12:02:54] I'm 12 hours deep, I'm just ready to see

[12:02:56] what's at the end this game.

[12:03:00] Call it a cop out call that what you will come Come help me, bro.

[12:03:05] I need some help man.

[12:03:06] I'm not gonna lie,

[12:03:07] I need some help, bro.

[12:03:08] I'm 12 hours deep,

[12:03:09] and I'm trying to see if we can get this right.

[12:03:13] You ready, bro? Let's do this man. Me and you, I don't know who you are.

[12:03:21] Refund? Yeah you can refund the story again

[12:03:27] the power of friendship I will take you down We will! He instantly died!

[12:03:42] Hey, wait there for me. I'mma be right back.

[12:03:46] Yo Rims? Yo, I'mma be right back. Yo, Wimps!

[12:03:47] Yo, I'mma be right back, all right?

[12:03:49] Yo, yo, go put your thing back down and I'll come right back.

[12:03:53] Yo-yo don't give up on me, I'mma be right back.

[12:03:58] Yo, Imma be-'m gonna do right back oh he got it he's gotta still be here

[12:04:02] ryan you gotta still be here

[12:04:07] he's still here?

[12:04:13] Yo, go ahead and drop that sign real quick. Yo Renz.

[12:04:43] Go ahead and drop that sign again real quick, bro.

[12:04:48] Chat, was that dude buttcheeks anyway?

[12:04:50] That dude was low-key buttcheeks.

[12:04:53] Wait, why is nobody here?

[12:04:55] How many people have beat him?

[12:04:56] How many people have beat this guy?

[12:04:58] Chad, who has beaten Radon?

[12:05:02] I feel like not that many people have beat him, so not that many people are sitting here

[12:05:05] trying to heal him. You're not getting summoned again, sorry.

[12:05:14] Who is this?

[12:05:15] Let's get him.

[12:05:18] Now you know what let's go three of us we are an army.

[12:05:21] Let's take down this loser, his boss is up there.

[12:05:24] Let's go.

[12:05:27] So chat here's the

[12:05:28] plan right? I'm not gonna just

[12:05:30] let them do all the work. I'ma get up in

[12:05:32] here chat. I'ma get nasty alright? I'm gonna get up in here chat, I'm gonna get nasty alright?

[12:05:35] Imma get up in here

[12:05:39] Let's go

[12:05:41] If I wasn't 12 hours beat

[12:05:43] I'd be ready to go but But I'm not waiting till tomorrow.

[12:05:45] I'm seeing what's at the end of this game.

[12:05:50] You think he's mad

[12:05:51] at me?

[12:05:56] Hold on, hold on. I got something for you.

[12:06:04] Raise up. Please help.

[12:06:09] Y'all ready? Come on, man! Please help me! I'm not sure if you can see it, but the they don't give

[12:06:32] we got this guys we got this oh my god he died he died Oh my god, he died!

[12:06:49] HE DIED! OH MY GOD HE DIED!!!

[12:06:55] GUYS PLEASE!!

[12:07:24] Oh no... please oh Wait, no chat this dude is actually crazy.

[12:07:31] If I wanted to sit here for another 15 straight hours,

[12:07:34] I could beat him by myself, but I am not about to do that.

[12:07:41] Who just said good morning? You haven't slept?

[12:07:55] No, I ain't slept.

[12:07:56] I've been straight up playing, but I'm fried.

[12:07:59] That Miramar fight, Chad, that Miramar

[12:08:01] fight killed you boy man

[12:08:05] well you know what that Miramar fights actually more difficult than this but

[12:08:08] like at this point it's like I'm just let's go, bro.

[12:08:17] Let's go, bro.

[12:08:25] Yo to the nerd that says stop spamming jump attack every 10 minutes.

[12:08:29] This build is specifically for that! Shut up! Yeah, we gonna wait on somebody else real quick.

[12:08:39] Hey, we gonna wait on somebody else real quick.

[12:08:50] Apologies.

[12:08:53] You think this dude's in the stream?

[12:08:54] Yo, if you're in the stream,

[12:08:56] crouch three times.

[12:09:02] Hey bro look...

[12:09:04] We gonna wait for another sign to pop up real quick, and then we gonna do this.

[12:09:08] All right?

[12:09:13] Hey!

[12:09:15] Yo, crouch twice if you're cool with that. We'll go wait for another sign to pop up?

[12:09:19] Crouch twice if you're cool with that.

[12:09:30] Bet. Betski!

[12:09:35] We just gonna wait on somebody, yo let me solo her I know you're up playing this game right now

[12:09:38] slide through for your boy real quick Yo, yo, let me solo her. I know you're up playing this game right now.

[12:09:39] Slide through for your boy real quick.

[12:09:41] Yo, come slide through real quick.

[12:09:43] I'm trying to see this final cutscene, man.

[12:09:46] I done been through torment.

[12:09:47] We done fought Miramar.

[12:09:48] We done done all this. I'm summoning

[12:09:50] on the last fight. I don't care. Chad,

[12:09:52] I threw my pride out the window. You know what

[12:09:54] I mean? I threw my pride out the window.

[12:09:57] I'm summoning right here.

[12:10:00] Chad, should we go in i'm summoning right here

[12:10:05] chat should we go in with just him

[12:10:36] wait ask me if you beat it yet hey crouch four times if you have beat him. Bro hasn't even beat...

[12:10:41] Swag killer.

[12:10:43] Swag killer. Swag killer.

[12:10:44] Swag killer.

[12:10:46] Swag killer, come on through buddy!

[12:10:48] Yo swag killer, come through real quick!

[12:10:50] Yo swag killer, come out man!

[12:10:57] Swag killer, come on man! Come on swag! We're a community.

[12:11:01] Swag killer what's good bro?

[12:11:09] Yo what's good bro yo what's good swag killer hey

[12:11:13] yo swanky are you in the stream

[12:11:18] hey yo swag killa if you're in the stream, crouch three times.

[12:11:24] Come on. Come on. Come on baby. Come on. Come on, baby!

[12:11:26] Come on, baby!

[12:11:27] Hey, let's go!

[12:11:30] We got two dudes from the community in here!

[12:11:32] Come on, man!

[12:11:40] Guys. Yo, yo Renz you coming?

[12:12:54] You can beat this for anything I need so Swag killer! swag killer so so so so

[12:13:01] no they both died

[12:13:17] oh wait wait this is crazy wait this is crazy this is crazy chat can we even do this We didn't even get him to half

[12:13:26] I feel like I got that

[12:13:27] Who is this?

[12:13:31] Come through for your boy

[12:13:31] I don't know who this is But come through for your boy. I don't know who this is, but come through

[12:13:34] for your boy real quick, man. Please.

[12:13:36] If you're up at 436 in the morning

[12:13:39] you gotta be a demon. Come on, bro.

[12:13:45] Please.

[12:13:56] Hey! Let's get to it. Yeah, yeah I like that, I like that,

[12:13:58] I like that bro.

[12:14:00] I like that.

[12:14:02] Yeah. Wait, crouch three times

[12:14:04] if you're in the stream

[12:14:09] oh w viewers oh my goodness w viewers w viewers bro this is beautiful

[12:14:15] this is actually a beautiful moment.

[12:14:17] This is beautiful.

[12:14:19] Yo, it's Zuki!

[12:14:21] What's good man?

[12:14:26] Hey! Yo, it's Zuki you in the stream? Crowd three times if you're in the stream. Let's go. so so that is now infinite boys I think he has eaten a voice. oh Thanks for watching! uh chat this is the best boss in Dark Souls history.

[12:16:09] This is the strongest boss in Dark Souls history. Mesmere- mesmere literally is way easier than this.

[12:16:16] Who's that?

[12:16:20] Rains again, I'm just gonna send a random one Chat Get 50 people in here, now you can only do 3. Bro, I said get 50.

[12:16:43] Dude, literally like...

[12:16:45] No, this is actually

[12:16:45] crazy bro

[12:16:46] like right like I said try to side this

[12:16:49] is why this is actually while i was not

[12:16:53] prepared for this 12 hours in.

[12:16:57] Yo, Renz, let's chill for a minute. Let's

[12:16:59] somebody come through real quick.

[12:17:03] I'm pretty sure Radon

[12:17:05] Solo is 1v50. Like? I actually think he probably would.

[12:17:16] ... I think he could 1v50.

[12:17:29] Yo, chat, y'all want to come through real quick? Chad if you wanna be a part of the moment in history, come through and help your boy

[12:17:36] bro.

[12:17:37] Not gonna lie I need it man.

[12:17:42] Chat we gon' do this bro

[12:17:46] Chat we gon' do this dude

[12:17:49] Chat you think i'm underleveled for this?

[12:17:53] I feel like I am somehow under level.

[12:18:01] I think we are severely under-leveled for this.

[12:18:02] Like, not gonna lie.

[12:18:10] Swag killer.

[12:18:13] Come on, swag killer.

[12:18:18] Come on, swag killer. Let's go.

[12:18:28] Come on, swag killer. Just get in there.

[12:18:30] Let's go guys guys please so He turns around so fast I have a feeling for this boss from soft made something that can only be beat with a crazy

[12:19:25] skill and everything you can use in the game to your advantage.

[12:19:27] Yeah, like summons.

[12:19:31] Chat, we only

[12:19:32] summoned on this boss? Well, we summoned

[12:19:35] on the last one too but it really didn't count because it was meant for that.

[12:19:37] This is the only one we summoned on chat.

[12:19:39] This is disgusting.

[12:20:33] Chat, do you I'm not sure if we can do this. so Go back to the wall, I'll meet y'all right back out there. Lord have mercy. Oh, lord have mercy.

[12:20:38] You're underleveled? I know, but like how?

[12:20:43] How can a level 160 be

[12:20:47] Under-Level right here Swag killer gonna change it up? back chat just how under level am i you think

[12:21:17] am I like severely underleveled you

[12:21:21] think

[12:21:21] um severely underleveled you think?

[12:21:31] Chat likes severely

[12:21:38] 200 plus is recommended

[12:21:48] Swag kill, I'm not gonna lie you popped that a little too quick. Swag killer, you popped that a little too quick bro, I'm not gonna lie. All right, let's go. I'm not sure if you can see it, but the so so Thanks for watching! Wait, are you nerfed when you summon people? chat the fact that there's nobody here at this gate besides viewers...

[12:23:27] Bro.

[12:23:33] Bro. You're 40 levels under what you should be?

[12:23:40] But how we pretty much bree breeze through the whole game until this

[12:23:43] how do we just hit a wall that quick chat wait what is my death count July. Wait, chat! Like for real though think about it.

[12:23:56] We have Breeze?

[12:23:57] We've got a lot of people that are in the community and we're not even talking about them. Wait, chat. Like for real though think about it

[12:24:04] We have Breezed... like not Breezed

[12:24:06] we got absolutely destroyed on

[12:24:11] What's his name?

[12:24:13] What's that dude his name?

[12:24:15] What's that dude's name?

[12:24:49] Mesmer. We got absolutely destroyed on mesmer, but pretty much everything else we haven't really struggled with until now. You know? Chad, we've been humbled low key. Chad have we been humble man?

[12:24:54] I was not expecting him to be that crazy, bro.

[12:25:05] I need the demon. a... Swag killer!

[12:25:08] Why is it not letting me?

[12:25:09] Swag killer, put that sign back down real quick.

[12:25:14] Banana guard would one-shot him?

[12:25:16] Yeah.

[12:25:22] Yeah. You rushed and didn't

[12:25:24] properly level on everything I

[12:25:26] love in my life,

[12:25:28] I did not rush.

[12:25:32] Who's this?

[12:25:33] Who's that guy?

[12:25:36] Family D3, who's this guy?

[12:25:44] Oh! Who's this guy? So you think we can do four?! No, we can't.

[12:25:52] Imagine if he had a second phase. I'm pretty sure he does, don't he? Oh yeah, let's go.

[12:26:05] Oh yeah, let's go dude! so Oh, it's like that?

[12:26:28] That is the most absurd thing I have ever seen.

[12:26:32] No! There is no...

[12:26:34] This is not, this is not real.

[12:26:39] This is actually not real.

[12:26:42] This ain't real chat this right here is something serious, dude.

[12:27:04] I'm not gonna lie to you.

[12:27:07] Chat, this right here...

[12:27:11] Chat, this right here...

[12:27:18] You know? right here you know this chat this right here

[12:27:40] so serious Just Just parry? You think you're parrying this dude?

[12:27:41] Should I do per-X deaths instead of dying every time?

[12:27:45] Chat, should that be the prediction

[12:27:53] bro he's defeated man look at him chad look how defeated he is bro. I know man it's bad bro. Bro I know it's bad. bad

[12:28:14] go to sleep we can try tomorrow no either either i beat him now don't be them now and i'm done we're back to regularly scheduled

[12:28:17] programs We're back to regularly scheduled programs. Lock in chat I don't know who this guy is, but he looks pretty cool Hey!

[12:28:56] Okay. Yeah, okay.

[12:29:00] Okay yeah. Okay. Okay, here we go. RIP so so I'll leave you to the damage. He was doing damage too.

[12:30:01] He was doing so much damage

[12:30:15] don't put your sign back out there!

[12:30:17] Yo whoever that guy was, that was doing all that damage.

[12:30:20] Put your sign back out there!

[12:30:22] We're gonna do this right here!

[12:30:24] Yo drop that sign back out there we Where'd you go, babe? Come on! Jake. oh No! Put it back down. I'm begging you to put it back down.

[12:30:51] Yo, can you put that sign back down real quick for your boy please?

[12:30:55] Hey bro look he was doing a whole bunch of damage.

[12:30:58] Go ahead and put that sign back

[12:31:00] down real quick hey can you look with that back down

[12:31:08] hope you're having a good stream. Oh, I was.

[12:31:10] Yeah, I was.

[12:31:11] Yeah.

[12:31:12] I mean, I was.

[12:31:13] You know?

[12:31:14] Yo, Randy,

[12:31:15] I want to, bro,

[12:31:16] but look.

[12:31:20] Who is this? Regent Mocker. I don't know. Yo, y'all keep putting your signs back.

[12:31:25] I'm probably going to be going through y'all.

[12:31:29] Pause.

[12:31:30] I'm gonna be back out here. Y'all are keeping all sides. I to be back out here, y'all keep putting your signs on me and I'll come back

[12:31:34] out here.

[12:31:35] We're gonna be back?

[12:31:37] Let's go y'all!

[12:31:40] Come on we got it

[12:31:49] friendship that's insane Friendship.

[12:31:55] That's insane! I'm gonna kill you! so so so so So where's the guy that was, um...

[12:32:52] Chat, where is that guy at that was doing all that damage? How are you still awake?

[12:33:13] Because I want to beat this game, bro.

[12:33:15] That's how.

[12:33:17] That's how I'm like a lot of people

[12:33:20] chat there's no refund what are you

[12:33:27] talking about so so so so uh This looking around. Chad is looking around, bro.

[12:34:48] Chad is

[12:34:50] looking around, bro.

[12:35:08] Chad, is it looking ground be honest We ain't beating this.

[12:35:15] Jack, can we be real? We ain't beating us right not right now do I have a better chance doing it solo? I know man, we're trying bro. so so so so Okay, you think I have a better chance to solo? I'm sorry.

[12:36:49] Who are you? Please don't help me.

[12:36:52] Who was that?

[12:37:01] Lock the intern. You look so calm. I'm not going to lie, you look so calm you look so calm i'm not gonna lie you look calm so so so so so Chewie Khan Solo.

[12:38:24] Let me see who's here first, then we'll try solo one time.

[12:38:34] Who is this? Oh my goodness.

[12:38:38] Oh my goodness!

[12:38:40] Oh my goodness, we have a chance!

[12:38:43] New people.

[12:38:46] Yo, to all the people that's been helping me so far.

[12:38:48] I love y'all man but we gotta try everybody

[12:38:50] we can. We gotta try a combination

[12:38:52] of people. Combination.

[12:40:21] Please. Please, please, it's like I don't know what you gotta do but do something! so I'm going to try and get the bomb. uh so so so AHHHHHH! Yeah, GG chat.

[12:40:24] I'm gonna try solo one more time.

[12:40:26] Let's go.

[12:40:30] Chat at least we made it to the end of the game though.

[12:40:33] You know what i mean uh My brain hurts? Oh mine does too, I'm actually fried.

[12:41:03] I've been playing Elden Ring for 13 straight hours oh buddy you best believe

[12:41:08] i'm fried chat we did see the whole dlc though

[12:41:12] you know what i mean

[12:41:15] we did see the whole dlc I could see the sun coming out.

[12:41:31] Chat, type one if you've been here the whole time?

[12:41:36] Get GC and Sketch And what do a 30 year stream

[12:41:38] Do you honestly think for a second that is a possibility? so so so so so so so

[12:43:03] that was my best run yet, though.

[12:43:08] Wait that was actually my best one yet. Chad do we go one more run?

[12:43:12] One more run for the one time, bro.

[12:43:24] Chad? Chad? 13 straight hours of illness. Jack.

[12:43:28] 13 straight hours of Elven Ring

[12:43:32] It's been a beautiful stream, we saw literally the whole main storyline

[12:43:34] I didn't even expect to get here in 13 hours but we did one last shot

[12:43:45] somebody just said i miss my family oh Come on, that's what we're gonna do. how you doing bro Pay him up, bro.

[12:44:32] Pay him up, Chad.

[12:44:43] Chad, be honest. We did pretty good today though didn't we chat we saw

[12:44:47] the whole dlc up to

[12:44:49] final boss.

[12:44:52] We did some exploration.

[12:44:54] Radon has conquered me. Radon just

[12:44:56] beat my cheeks in for the past hour.

[12:44:58] Chat,

[12:45:00] big 13-hour stream. I love y'all bro chat WL the ring DLC though

[12:45:07] Chat wl then ring DLC dough, bro

[12:45:11] Jack great string for real over on low bro. I love y'all,

[12:45:13] man. Appreciate y'all for kicking it. This wasn't

[12:45:15] what we usually do, but

[12:45:17] we actually grinded today, Chad. We put

[12:45:19] in some work. I'm not gonna lie.

[12:45:21] Radon, you have defeated me for now. Not gonna lie. Radon, you have defeated me for now.

[12:45:24] Not going to lie.

[12:45:24] Radon, you got my number, man.

[12:45:26] Radon got my number.

[12:45:27] Chat, great stream though forever.

[12:45:29] I love y'all, man.

[12:45:31] I'm not a million percent sure if I'm going live tomorrow, but we'll see because I'm fried.

[12:45:35] Chat,

[12:45:35] I love y'all bro for real man.

[12:45:37] Great stream chat.

[12:45:38] Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.

[12:45:40] Pre-starting to get the subs,

[12:45:41] donos,

[12:45:41] bits,

[12:45:42] fondos of course.

[12:45:42] I pre-start off this A&R 8.

[12:45:44] We'll have a good rest of y'all's night or morning.

[12:45:46] Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all later.

[12:45:48] Ladies and gentlemen, I love you all, man. Peace out.