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Allie!
Allie!
What's good women, what's good Rob, what's good Zach, what's good Chad, what's good, what's good, what's good, Zach? What's good, Chad?
What's good ladies and gentlemen.
I'm early, Chad.
Ain't that right?
Chad, I'm early baby! how we doing man y'all miss me be honest yo smoke
Mikey Noah yeah Riz Tappy Wild Not, appreciate you
Chat
How's everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10
Let me hear it man
Yo Jux
Shry Blakes
Imagine Appreciate you drink.
Queso sweet buns?
Shrimp
Stardust Jill something
Chat
How's everybody day going on a scale of 1 to 10 man? Let me hear it dude
huh
Yo Alex with the five get depreciate you Alex. It's good Jax
Chat type one for cracking open some fan mail today
A few days, man.
Chat, I had a migraine yesterday
and I literally laid in bed
all day yesterday. didn't move.
Don't say of course because I didn't do that
because I wanted to.
I did it because my head was hurt.
You know what I mean?
Yo, feel with the five get depreciate
you feels a beat you know dude it's kind of hot up in here
what is going on?
Chat,
chat,
guess what dropped today?
Chat, guess what dropped
today? Look.
Y'all remember um chad y'all remember the exit eight like the official x8 game y'all remember that it was fire it was like the best anomaly game ever.
The same devs dropped another game today.
The same devs dropped another game we're on a plane watching this yo w viewer
your racks with the five get to appreciate you but yet at the same exit eight devs peeping.
Instead of Exit 8 Chat guess what it's called?
Platform Eight
That's what its called
So I am kind of excited because y'all remember how good the
NCAA was where that game is fire would you be in case eight ain't even
ate today buddy I'm cutting back my calories. Okay?
Actually, I have a today to 20 piece large fry
but that's not that bad to only eat 20 piece large fry today
and that's it
That's not that bad
Chad, look up how many calories
in a 20 piece large fry
And you sit here and tell me
that's bad for
all I've eaten today.
Okay, I had a bowl of
the shin black noodles too
but those don't want like 500 calories
apiece.
That maybe puts me at like 18, maybe if that you know? That's your normal meal
Are you trying to sit here and tell me
that a 20 piece chicken nugget
in a large fry
is something outrageous that not everybody does?
A 20-piece and a large fry
is like, it's common.
So what, Chad?
Let me get this straight. Y'all get a 10
piece and a small fry. Is that
what y'all get?
Yo, Jax with the five was good, Jax.
Here's my take on chicken nuggets,
first off, man, everybody that just said yes
because y'all know y'all are lying.
Here's my take on chicken nuggets,
right? If you're getting ten
of them, you might as well not
get any at all.
Because what's ten chicken nuggets
going to do?
You know what, chap?
You want me to finally explain
To you guys
My perception of food
I'll explain it
Okay
Well
Okay I'll explain to you exactly explain it. Okay, well... Okay.
I'll explain to you exactly why
my nutrition is the way that it is.
Yo Zion with the 5Git
appreciates you. Okay, so for
example, say your butt naked right imagine that you're but making
you've been wandering through the desert for like two weeks
you ain't ate nothing and you better for like two weeks.
You ain't ate nothing and you barely drank anything, right?
You're on the brink of starvation.
Say all of a sudden in the middle of the desert appears a cabinet.
And I'm not talking presidential.
I'm talking a cabinet right?
You walk up to the cabinet.
What's this scenario? If you let me finish it, you'll know what the scenario is! Let me run it back! Yo Anna with the five, appreciate you. Your butt naked, again this is the context
of this is how I
look at food and this is how everybody
should look at food
your butt naked in a desert
it's been two weeks you ain't ate nothing,
maybe three, maybe four weeks
you're about to starve to death.
It's like to the point where if you don't get something
to eat within the next 24 hours
you will die.
So your butt naked walking through the desert you see a cabinet in the middle of the
desert or a pantry whatever you want to call it
yo meth with the five pre-shakes you.
You walk up
to that cabinet
and open it
and see a 10 piece chicken nugget right yo dead eye with the five get to appreciate
you you walk up to this cabinet you see a ten-piece chicken nugget. You eat it, right?
How much time do you think
that buys you?
A couple hours?
Not even? Maybe that.
Okay, same scenario you're still butt naked but this time
when you open up the cabinet,
You see a 20 piece chicken nugget in there.
That's probably going to buy you like a day.
So point is there ain't no point in eating a small amount of food when it doesn't age
your survival.
Like for example I only eat to survive right like when I
see like you know some spicy chicken salad has come through my door I'm like
oh man I'm glad I got these no it like oh I guess I gotta eat these to live.
That's how I look at food. I don't see a windy
spicy chicken sandwich and just eat it for enjoyment I see okay this is
gonna buy me another day you know what I mean
oh yo better got that just an. Chad, I'm not lying.
Yo, Trumbulliah with the five get to appreciate you.
But yeah.
Okay, no one cares open fan mail.
Can we get that dude banned? Please and thank you.
We're about to open some fan mail buddy! But we had to explain something!
Yo Pink with the fire. Appreciate you, Pink.
Yeah, play multiverses?
Buddy, I'm actually disgusting at multiverses.
I thought that was going to be
the biggest loser game
I've ever seen and and I played it,
and I realized, oh,
I'm actually like the best player in the world.
Legitimately.
And I'm not going to tell y'all who I play because y'all are gonna say of course
so, I'm not going to tell y'all who I play
in that game
but yeah a little bit off stream
oh yeah I'll be absolutely destroying no not shaggy yes
Jason Jason's cold blooded!
What do you want me to do about it? He's good.
Oh yeah, by the way I also hate multiverses at the same time because um who's that absolute
loser in that game with a yellow shirt who's that dude what's his name
and the yellow shirt.
And he has like
The rock that comes
Out of the ground
And you're like
He can transport
And leave his body
Yeah Morty If you play
Morty in multiverses, you're
the most disgusting
loser that ever lived. And even
worse than that, if you play
Banana Guard in multiverses
you are you shouldn't even go outside because
you're too much of an embarrassment to be out in public
because every time i see somebody playing banana guard they just spam the
the runts.
Average Banana Guard player, that's all they do is full sprint with the spear out and you can't
cancel it because it has the armor on it if you play banana guard in multiverses, YOU ARE A LOSER!
I'm sorry. Why are you pressed? Oh oh i found the banana guard player
found the banana guard player
dude really said why are you pressed yeah know you're on banana guard right now.
LMAO bro got beat.
My record in that game is like 40-3.
Let's relax.
Okay.
First
package of the day!
Play it on stream. Should chat yo Jamie with the fly appreciate you
no y'all can't see now y'all can i can do that on screen
oh well take my clothes off what's that Amazon bag which is good
let's read it prove Prove it, chat.
Should I play it on stream?
I'll download it.
Hey, Case,
I love the streams
and thought you would look good in this.
I hope it fits you well from Brad.
Okay, Brad. Okay, Brad?
Brad, what is this? Yo, Stuart with the five appreciate you what did you see me the biggest onesie?
Yo, ban Brad.
Poll it.
Fine.
Yo, Stuart with another five appreciate you should case play multi Multi Versus I have to do this like
Y'all remember back when I played Mortal Kombat on stream
And I was cursing people's whole bloodline
It's the same
Principle on that game.
Buddy, you should hear the way I be talking to these losers in that game.
If there was voice chat in that game, people would have been crying.
I'm talking crime if you play banana guard you're a bum yo yo On everything I love...
Ban the guy that just said play Rainbow Six. I would unironically played Dead by Daylight before I played Rainbow Six.
That's how bad Rainbow Six is.
Okay.
Yo, Cassidy with the five, appreciate you.
But yeah. Dude, it's kinda hot!
Why is it HOT?
Hold on let me get it going
while we're opening up some fan mail
I think I just leaked my debit card information
Did y'all see anything
okay we're good y'all didn't say you think dude it's hot up in here man.
There we go. Please don't... Oh my goodness! Um...
There we go. Please don't- OH MY GOODNESS!
Dude, I'm glad that was full face cam.
Oh my-
Yeah, I thought I'd be cool.
Next package!
Decently sized box, not gonna lie.
Decently sized box.
Let's see what we got here and mod whoever sent this please
um and there's a reason why i want you to mod them because i was greeted by
this mod whoever sent this right now
well ladies and gentlemen we have another fork added to the collection
let's go yo god of Soup with the five gift
appreciates you.
Wait, what?
What? Is this the first pa- I've never seen this. Look what's on this package!
Now in a paper cup and microwavable.
Oh, yeah, chat, we talked about this a while back.
If you microwave your cup noodles, I think you're going to die soon.
So if you've been microwaving your cup noodles your whole life,
you better go ahead and get
that wheel lined out.
So yeah.
What? Y'all didn't know about that?
Yo, Forrest though with the five appreciates you.
Dude there's a bunch of noodles in here yo WPacks I gotta read the note.
So chat let me give y'all a uh...
Y'all want a little food tip real quick
okay first off i've never seen these this says now in a paper cup and
microwaveable and this is the first maroot or this
is nissen this is the first cup
noodle I've ever seen
this isn't styrofoam, this is
straight paper action.
So um
the whole thing behind it is, if you microwave your cup noodles, apparently like
a bunch of toxins and carcinogens are bleeding into the noodle juice when you microwave it
to heat up.
And, um... Yeah? I don't know. juice when you microwave it and heat it up.
And yeah,
that's
pretty much what happens.
Now has that ever stopped me from doing
it? No.
Matter of fact, I did it last night yo narrow dynamic with the five get depreciation but yeah apparently we're
all gonna die from that.
So, it's whatever.
Hi, Case.
Thought you would like a small midnight snack? I also included a fork for you just your size from Parker chat W Parker man yo
pork appreciate that bro for a thank you Parker.
Yo queso's right kidney with the fine gift appreciates you
Ooh this sounds like food chat.
Oooh! This sounds
like food hold up!
And I was extremely correct.
Oh my goodness, this is the best day of my life!
No shot!
This is the best day ever! No shot!
This is the best day ever.
The strawberry pop- Chat, listen to me and listen to me good.
Dude look at th-
CHIPPIEEEE Look at that. Kitty!
Kitty!
That's going on the couch.
Chat, listen to me and listen to me good.
Who in here likes Pocky?
Type me if you like Pocky.
Look at this package, bro.
If you like Pocky, I need you to listen...
This is in here too.
I've got to open it.
If you like Pocky, listen
to me and listen to me good.
This right
here
is unironically
one of the best things
I have ever eaten in my entire life.
Strawberry cream Pocky? oh
take my word please it is absolutely unbelievably good.
Yo, look at the card art!
It's clean!
Oh my goodness.
Hi Case, I just started watching your streams in January of this year.
I wish I found you sooner!
Your stream has brought me many laughs and got me through tough days.
I'm sure that chat can also relate i hope you like the
goodies that i put together scare me i hope i like the goodies that i have put together
so there's a variety of snacks. I hope the Patrick Star
shorts fit you. Wait, what?
Please don't ever stop laughing with us and I hope
that you and Chad have a blessed day
you're the first person ever sent fan mail to sincerely
tina is that a dashie reference tina yo let me find out tina your w
tina though, hold up.
Yo, WTina.
These are Patrick Schwartz?
Wait, what?
No shot.
NO WAY! This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life!
YO WHA- thing i've ever seen in my life yo what
well chat guess what's gonna happen on the burner account i'm going to be doing
a stream and just these w tina appreciate that tino W Tina. Appreciate that, Tina!
Not sure what's going on here but um...
This is a rather odd box. I can't show you what the front of it looks like
without leaking his news address so how does do it anyway no i'm not over there
how will i ever get this open?
The first thing is a note.
It looks like someone took a boat a note.
It looks like someone took a bite out
of the note.
What?
What? bruh so you start the note off by saying hey case
and there's that arrow
pointing towards the bite mark, you can't really see it on camera but yeah and you also drew some fan art with me that just says fat on it yeah get yo get Yo, I thought your full name and address was on here for a minute.
Oh dude. Bruh! was on here for a minute. I thought she's about to... Oh, dude!
Bruh!
Yo!
Yo, real with the
5Git that appreciates you.
Hey Case, I really enjoy your videos.
We'll see what happens after this one.
And watch
them daily. You never fail
to make me laugh. In fact,
one of my PlayStation messages popped up a while back when you saw it and laughed.
That was simple-handedly one of the greatest achievements in my entire life!
Yo WZack, man!
Yo, WZack, dude!
Oh.
No. To send some love and support I have made you a 3D printed of one of your greatest fears or feeds from Zachary Fears or Feeds?
From Zachary.
WZachary!
Wow, Zachary thanks for the bubble rat, dude.
Oh, there's something else in here. My bad.
Um... Turns out that he said
it's not feats, it's fears.
Do me a solid band Zachary for sending me some 3D printed cauliflower.
Yo!
Yo get Zach up outta here ASAP, dude.
Yo, I got a question.
Has...
Does it...
No, like seriously don't chat for real.
Don't troll on this one when I ask this question.
I legitimately need to know this when I ask this question. I legitimately need to know this
when I ask, does anybody
in here actually
eat cauliflower? What is it?
Y'all such liars.
Okay, okay and to people that actually do what is the difference between cauliflower and broccoli
i don't understand
it's better than broccoli? Yo, wheel with the 10 get this all appreciate you will wait. You're telling me that this is better than broccoli?
No way.
Cauliflower
is flavorless, so you're just eating
it to eat it at that point right that's dude that's gross
chad i'm sorry but that's gross man there ain't no way.
Ooh, I got sent some Frank's Red Hot Goldfish.
Goldfish is the only thing that Franks can't make taste good.
Goldfish is just nasty.
Remember when we tried these? Yo, Captain Swallow with the five. Appreciate you!
What is this?
Is it blank?
Bro, send me a blank octop-
octuple folded piece of paper.
And there's another letter that's
not blank, that says do not eat.
Alright... Alright.
Hey Case, love the streams! Keep it up bro
I would love for some tips
on how to get so skinny. Much love from Garrett.
Garrett, I'm afraid these genetics are unobtainable.
Can you please send the blank piece of paper back signed?
Thanks, bro. of paper back sign thanks bro I hate to break it to you no plan I got you yeah I got you Garrett yo W Garrett though appreciate you Garrett yeah I got you get out my sign
that's in the back yep I'm not gonna sign that center back.
Yup, show is.
Ain't that right, Jack?
Ooh it's a big box. Hold up!
Come on whoever sent this you should know why.
Hi Case, I know you like beef slash soy sauce ramen
but I figured you could use a little variety since the number one key to a diet.
So I got you this from Connie.
Don't you, Connie? W. Connie, Ma Connie.
A.
A.
W.
Con...... Nevermind, banned Connie from the stream. You sent me chicken?
Connie, it ain't no way you just disrespecting me like that.
Connie! It aint- Chicken is good. that connie it ain't chicken is based are you are you really telling me that
you like chicken flavored noodles chat what are you taking chicken or beef pre-set to know Connie you know
I'll actually get a time to get tall actually eat that. If times get tough, I'll eat that.
Google the pronunciation of Maroochin?
I'm saying it right,
ain't I?
Marooan pronunciation.
Maruchan.
Yeah, I'm saying it right.
Maruchan.
Maruchan. Slow. Maruchan. Maruchan.
Slow.
Maruchan.
That's pretty much the same way.
Maruchan.
Maruchan, right?
We got a poll, chicken versus beef. You're right.
Beef has to be more popular,
right?
Chat vote on this poll. Everybody vote on this poll.
Airbody vote! I'm talking air-body!
And that's the worst poll I think I've ever seen in my entire life. Would you like to explain to me why chicken is absolutely demolishing beef in the pole? There is no shot this is real
shrimp clears okay now shrimp is like I used to like shrimp a whole lot back in
the day but like dude I don't know it ain't got no flavor action shrimp's
like nasty Raymond right yo indigo with the five pre-shapes you you know
what I mean roast beef oh yeah roast
beef is gas check out of had to pork one
too the port pretty good but dude I'm
telling you soy sauce. Raymond
bro
next package
we have one two three
four I think five left
this feels food related it feels like some 5 left.
This feels food related, it feels like some chips.
Oh my goodness I was right, this is literally the best day of my life oh
My goodness, please mod whoever sent this there's no note
This is the best is Is it tripp-
You think it's three layers deep or two layers deep?
One, please be three.
No! It's only two layers deep!
This will be gone by tomorrow. Thank you so much to whoever sent me this. I greatly appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
Chat, y'all miss what hot fun is be for real?
Y'all mess with him.
Here's my thing on hot funyuns, right?
I ate so many of them things.
Y'all ever eat
so much of something that you kind of quit liking it?
Like for example
cheddar and liking it. Like, for example, cheddar
and
cheddar and
what's the Hot Pocket chat? Cheddar and what?
Ham and cheddar Hot Pockets,
right?
Dude.
I was eating so many ham and cheddar Hot Pockets there for a while.
Bro, I had to...
I don't even like them no more
because I would do that.
I was eating them things. Dude, I was
destroying them but you'll never
catch me eating a pepperoni
Hot Pocket though. Those are bad.
Bad!
The only thing good about the pepperoni Hot Pocket is the crust actually. They got some garlic on it.
This is a small box, but it's pretty heavy.
Let me see what we got in here.
Oh my goodness, these are so good.
These are so good these are so good dude there is also a i can't see uh drink drink game or something by the way, Jack.
Drink gamer subs by the way.
Meatball Hot Pockets? What?
Hold on, there's notes in here.
Jack get some of them de la Rosa candies though.
You can get it at Walmart.
The thing's gas dude.
What do we got here?
Uh, chatty. I'm gonna go ahead and do that. I'll just wait for the chat to come in. I'll be right back.
Uh,
Chad is that what I really look like?
Yo midnight with the five gift appreciates you.
Chat don't say yes to say what I look like man
from King Cheesy.
King Cheesy, huh?
Read this part out loud.
Hey Case I'm a huge fan of yours I I sent you some stuff and hope you like it.
Also the two fan art photos took me awhile
And I got you
King Cheesy
yeah I got you
yo King Cheesy yeah i got you
yo king cheesy where my pin at bro
yo keep teaching where am i peeing at man you couldn't afford a little bit in here don't read this part out loud.
Case...
Okay, I'm not gonna read it.
Let me read it though.
Should I read it?
Should I read the don't-read out loud part out loud?
Yo, Cath at Swallow with a fine gift. Appreciate you.
Chat, you know I wouldn't do that man except that one time
but it wasn't your chat. Y'all remember
that one time? I read that note that wasn't supposed
to be read out loud and
and
It didn't say till the end of the note to not read it out loud.
Bro, like there was nothing I could have done about that.
It didn't say till the end of the note
To not read it out loud.
Is that my fault? Be honest.
Is that really on me?
BANG! Is that really on me? Remind everyone the PO is closed for real.
Oh yeah, chat, the PO is closed momentarily because we have a lot of catching up to do What?
Wha-
How food works, the facts visually exp...
What?
Buddy I'm a nutritionist. I already know everything in this book
Also there is everything in this book. Also,
there is like Jay, y'all
miss what Fanta?
There is like, I don't
know, 10 Fantas up in here as well.
And what looks like some Rice Krispie treats.
No these are Oreo Wuss-It Calls!
Yo, W package? let me read the note yo that's heavy golly well
chat we got another book to add to the library let me read the note.
Go send me a pirate booty map!
This is like double the size of a normal PCP.
I feel like I'm getting ready to read off the Declaration of Independence.
Hello, Case!
I am Fumi.
Pronounced as Foo-mee. I hope I did it right.
I sent you some snacks, I think you would like and a good book i love your streams and i watch every day i think you should mod me ha ha ha ha ha
whoo
uh huh
uh huh
twitch is goth,
gothech.
And you're built like your band chat do we mod uh foonie
cherry mon foony be for real three more boxes! What's going on right here? Whoa, whoa, what's going on?
This is very easy.
I'm gonna go get my box.
I'm gonna go get my box.
I'm gonna go get my box.
I'm gonna go get my box.
I'm gonna go get my box.
I'm gonna go get my box.
I'm gonna go get my box.
I'm gonna go get my box.
I'm gonna go get my box.
I'm gonna go get my box. I'm gonna go get my box. I'm gonna go get my box. i'm good
read on stream oh my goodness your phone number is right here! You are so lucky I did not show this!
OH MY GOODNESS MAN! Oh my goodness man! Your phone number is up here!
Hi Queso, I mean World Strongest Man. I hope you're doing good and I hope
you're working out like I told you but
I hope you and Kitty enjoying the gifts
because you deserve
everything because you make me laugh.
And also my mom
watching too, but I hope
you have a good rest of your day
from Jackson.
P.S., chat type one if Case is the world's strongest man
on everything I love,
it says that
It says that chat it does also Also Also...
Also...
W package, man! Oh these are for Kitty? Bet that.
Yo, W package dude!
This has been great chat. The restock
goes crazy on my whole life.
Show us prove it?
Are you
trying to get Jackson's phone number leaked?
What do you mean, show us and prove it?
That would leak his phone number!
TUMO!
Brother... Two more! Rather...
rather large box right here.
Whoa. Uh oh, Chad's another box inside of a box situation. It's noodles, I can immediately tell. I can immediately tell whatever is in this box is noodles.
I was dead wrong?
No, I wasn't dead wrong.
Yeah, this is a good one. No, I wasn't dead
Yeah, this is getting sad
Yeah, this is sad by the way. Can we talk about that packaging of this?
The noodles are over on the left, the chips and stuff on the right. Yo
W package man!
I haven't been watching you for that long since the granny gauntlet.
That's actually a long time, six months...
...I think right?
But I enjoy your streams and try to watch every night.
Enjoy some Filipino snacks from your Philippines But I enjoy your streams and try to watch every night.
Enjoy some Filipino snacks from your Filipina friend, TinyAsian1009.
Yo, WTinyAsian1009.
Appreciate that, man!
These will most likely be gone tomorrow.
Yo!
Yeah, I'm absolutely gonna slam these tonight. Let's go!
Chet, you think I should just mod whoever sends me food in Phan-Mal?
You think that's like a... nah it'd be too easy. Last package Jack!
And we're good, right? so My name isn't Tanner Newland.
How did that even catch on?
Is this the lid to a dollar store?
This is the lid to an ice chest.
Yo!
Oh wait, you might be modded though. Wait a minute
What did you put in these noodles?
Wait, this is actually fire yo FedEx must have dropped
this package because this is getting up to
wait this is actually fire
I'm not going to lie, this is dope fire. I'm not gonna lie, this is dope.
I mess with this heavy.
This is
clean!
I mess with that.
Okay, chat, there's a large napkin in here.
I don't...
Um... Why is this in here? Okay, hold on.
Hey Case if you're getting
this before a PO video then save it for them.
You have gotten this after a PO video? Scan the code LIVEONSTREAM chat can that be a virus chat i don't know about this i'm scared Don't do it?
Yeah, I'm scared to scan that.
I'm not going to lie.
Chad, I'm scared i'm like actually scared to scan this chat somebody scan it
chat somebody scanning i don't know what this is Did y'all scan it yet? It's your leaked images?
What?
I'm doing it.
Chat, it's weebly.com.
Is that safe? yo Scott with the five appreciate you It takes me to a website that is queso fatsonweebly.com What?
Is this a store?
Yo, what?!
Press the link and my IP just popped up on my screen GG yep GG chat my IP just popped up with
my screen it's over y'all cook me I'll sit it was chat y'all said it was good
and it's not good.
Chat, rate that fan mail session on a scale of 1 to 10, though.
Be honest.
Scale of 1 to 10, chat.
Rate that.
Oh! Oh! it's a break that Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Man, I'm skinny dude!
Chat what we playing first?
We play horror games?
Oh no. I'm gonna lose my mind playing multiverses first
Stretch multiverse is first chat incoming twitch man platform 8 oh yeah we got to play back for me that's
the movie versus chat incoming twitch band so I'll catch on about a month
because i'm probably going to get banned on Twitch playing this game.
Um, because my clothes are probably going to come flying off.
Because...yeah.
Yeah.
Jackie, y'all see my screen?
Please tell me no.
There's no way y'all can see my screen, right?
No way.
I think we're good. Oh!
Dude, Chad I'm so glad I be hiding my screen sometimes bro.
Yo Chad you don't even understand man
yo chad you don't why y'all making me play this
jack come on man!
Oh it's about to get ugly.
Alright now
before y'all see the character that i play
i don't want nobody to say of course okay but before you all see before y'all see
the character that I play,
I don't want nobody saying of course.
I play this character because
I think he's a good character.
Okay. Okay?
Now listen,
I even bought his custom skin too.
Now look,
I play with Jason pause because he's good okay and I'm about to show all you losers
that I am actually a
talented PvP gamer.
It ain't very often your boy
plays a p...
It ain't very often your boy plays a PvP game. um
if i if i actually rage playing this i'm gonna ban everybody that voted to play this on the phone by the way Are you kidding me?
There's no shot! Are you kidding me?
There's no shot!
Oh, nah. Can I leave once I'm in this screen?
I'm not playing...? I'M NOT PLAYING- NOBODY'S PLAYING WITH BANANA DARTS!
It's Sartain. Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this.
Prediction, yeah you can run a prediction
let me guess what's gonna do is one spear do your one spear look him, you're such a bum!
You're getting cooked today!
AHHHHHH!!! Look at him! You're mine! I'm gonna enjoy this!
You're cut!
I'm a rather ex-powerful okay I hate you if you play Banana Guard! You are a disgusting disgrace of a human being.
You bum, curse you and your entire bloodline for the next 30 generations.
You loser!
You suck!
Look at you picking up bombs because you can't do nothing else
i dodged that but okay yeah i dodged that, but okay.
Yeah, I dodged that, but okay.
Spike!
Get off my lap!
You thought... You thought!
You really thought!
Mine. MINE!!! Little fuses Oh Oh, man. You're sad and pathetic. It's actually pretty...
It's actually pretty sad how pathetic you are with your run spear!
Your up square!
You're a disgusting loser! Your mom hates you she's disappointed.
You're a bum!
Hold it!
Tiger! Tiger hit me. hold it personality firing bombs uh so firing bomb
The banana guard is victorious! You are such a disgusting loser it's actually laughable
THE BANANA GUARD IS VICTORIOUS YOU SUCKER it's actually laughable. The banana door is victorious!
You suck at the game!
Okay... Nah, I'll run that back.
Man, you stop saying hello, you're playing a crutch character and you can't do anything better besides run spear up B.
You are horrible!
I hate this guy. If he's in the stream, get him modded.
If not, I'll send a message to tell him my Twitch channel so I can mod him.
Or ban him, I mean.
... why yo pocket with the five
bubblegum is watching
why's the screen so zoomed in? Why am I in 260?
pathetic Pathetic. You're actually so good, you're actually so bad. that's all he can do because he sucks pathetic actually pathetic with your little run spear you are horrible at the game!
See ya.
Charge! You're terrible!
See ya. You're awful, you're actually
awful.
Oh dark liberally bright liberally dark again
the combo of death THE COMBO OF DEATH! See ya! You are getting fried!
You're actually fried! so so No!
No! You're done, you're so done.
You're done.
You're so done.
Get out of my lobby, banana darn!
You suck!
Bet's to three.
Run it back.
Mat 3, run it back. Map 3, run it back.
Map 3, run it back.
Yo to the guy that just typed in Chad and said
Chad is this aura?
Go ahead and answer him chat
go ahead and say yeah
best jason player in a
come on matt three this is where it all matters right here chat let's go hey look at me i'm banana guard i know two moves
cause my parents hate me and i'm a disgusting loser
that's all you can do buddy
look at him
you tell me i didn't hit... Watch this, watch this.
Try to hit him with the sleeping bag!
I can't do it anymore. oh no Oh no!
You are so cooked. You are so cooked!
You're outplayed. You're outmatched. look at him he's gonna do the spear charge again You're horrible! Bro, bro, bro, like really?
Get off my map.
I am crazy! Get off my map. Get off my map!
Should we refund it? No, he's back! He's back! get farmed okay spam you're formed you're farmed Victory! I will not sleep.
I will not rest.
Yeah, refunded.
He was AFK for one life but still i will not sleep
i will not rest until every banana guard who's the guy in the yellow shirt chat
who's the guy in the yellow shirt again? Morty. I will not rest, I will not sleep until every Banana Guard and Morty player are punished for being the most crutch character using disgusting losers on the face of the planet. planet What's this loser gonna do?
Look at this bum!
Yo, to all the tall guys out there Look at this BUM!
Yo, to all the guys in the chat saying LREFUND You realize that if it would have been a payout
It would've been a literal scam because he was AFK for an entire life can we please be realistic
for a second it's finn what show is he from
doesn't matter what show he's from he he's got to be from my show.
The cooking show because he's about to get cooked.
What am I chat 1-0?
Oh yeah he's horrible. I can tell by looking at him.
Yeah he's awful., he's awful.
Yeah, he's awful!
Never mind.
Yeah, GG. I lost.
He fears me!
He fears me, chat! He fears me
prediction yeah i can run a prediction is there not a prediction chat chat
there's a prediction they're predicting you're actually cooked it's not even funny
chase the go one defeated oh should i go pro You're so bad.
Oh, chat, I found the banana guard from last game.
Get cut!
That's point.
Blue team.
I guess it's time to increase our level Duffle bag. Go and get your money little duffer bag boy
oh you're so mine you're so mine you You're SO MINE!
You're not even gonna kill me once!
That's disgustingly embarrassing!
YOU AIN'T GONNA KILL ME ONCE!!!
Chad, do I die once to him? Let me relax.
Goodbye!
Hey, hey! Yo chat what you want me to say? Chat What you want me to say?
Chat, what you want me to say?
I bet he won't run back.
Chat, be on your guard. chat be honest am i better than y'all thought I was yeah you could pay him up and run another one you can pay them up watch this again. Do you wanna be more than a man?
Do ya?
Watch this.
Easy skunk right here.
Easy skunk right here, chat.
Peep it, peep it peep
it beat the skunks
bro really great for a rematch Who do you think I am?
I hate the little UFO guy, he's a loser Get ready for an uppercut!
HAHA! GET READY FOR AN UPPERCUT!
MAN SHUT UP! mojo no
pick up a bomb you know you want to. go get What was that?
Oh, no. Bro just got blasted.
Are you kidding again so That's all good.
That is all good. Can this UFO go away?
Goodbye Goodbye. Goodbye!
... yeah okay Wait till I'm sure!
Let's go, man!
Play them out!
Go on! Go on! two
chat am i gaining more points right now you know i did not want to rematch him I won the best
of three series I accidentally rematched them
oh I should have went next I got got to beat him again, chat.
My bad.
Chat, I gotta beat them again.
It's all right.
Type 1 if I'm gaining more points.
Yo! Get ready, because this beast is about to get redone. You're mine, come here. Don't even bother.
Don't even bother!
Don't even bother!
Oh crap. Caught me good that time. even bother Come here! Get over here!
I didn't suffer all those years playing super smash bros for nothing oh my goodness you are absolutely fried oh no oh no oh no Oh, he predicted me. I'm not gonna lie. Come here!
He absolutely killed me with that dodge, I can't lie. Doesn't matter.
How am I go flawless no way i go flawless no way so Who's next What? What?! what chat rate my performance on a scale of one to ten so far okay we're two or
two and oh technically in series that's the second guy I've beat.
Am I him?
Listen, here's the thing.
As long as I don't run into a loser using this guy or a loser using this guy,
especially this guy, if you use Morty...
If you use Morty, if you
use Morty, I don't even know what to say
about you. That just shows who you are as a person.
It reflects on you as a person.
I'm so serious.
Yo, yo, yo chill! Tom and Jerry?
Yeah, good luck buddy.
Prediction let's go I'm undefeated so. Do you think so? Bet.
I don't care who I go against.
Oh yeah, lost.
What?!
WHAT DID THIS CAT...
WHAT DID THIS CA- What is this cat? What is this ca-
Cat, it's fine. Chat, it is fine. I'm even gonna duffel bag him, watch this!
He hit me with a skillet!
WHAT IS HE A RAPID BRO? Why does he have red? if that would have connected he'd have been gone uh wrong why was the tank so fast
see ya Doesn't matter.
I don't care who he thinks he is i don't care who he thinks he is Oh yeah, GG chat. Match point. Blue team!
Match appointed. No. No!
It's a Tatsutofan! so no so no Let's go!
Let's go!
Too easy!
Too easy! Too easy!
It's never over!
It's never over.
Chat, it is never over.
Ever.
Not going to lie, chat.
I am not going to lie.
It was an absolute miracle that i just won
that game i don't think i'm gonna beat him again
but let's go
jack did you see that dude
come on
yo ham with the team get to appreciate you ham so he doesn't get close like ever come on man so he keeps throwing the mouse at me man
oh my goodness jason you are slow as christmas buddy not yet i'm not going out yet not yet not yet
no, no, no. come on see ya That's fine. That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
There was no way I was three-stocking this dude, No way.
Um hello? um hello Bro, we need to go. Oh lord have mercy oh my goodness so I got you, game!
I'm choking. Jen, I'm choking.
Victory! your top who is next?
Who is next?
Chat, we're undefeated i was expecting to get on here getting washed and get off
so i gotta go do i lose
chat be honest am i him um
chat chat
here we go
chad here we go.
There's no way he is a better Jason than me right? No way?
No way he is right? No way?
He's gonna shoulder bash off rip i lost he's him so oh you're so you're so predictable i would know because I played Jason goodbye Oh, what just happened? Um chat, what just happened? now you're mine no i'm not gonna lie you're cooked not gonna lie okay uh That's it. Okay.
Match point! Red team!
What just happened? I need this... Come on.
I don't!
Shut up!
Okay, you hit him up
what you mean queso chat do you think i'm built like jason in the game be honest
you know what that's not even a bad build it's not even a bad bill let's go
come on hey reverse channel point farm chat reverse channel point farm Let's go. Tremble, townspeople!
JoJo has arrived! No way the Duffel Man can get him. You're farmed.
YOU ARE FARMED!
That's crazy.
Oh, shit. that's crazy See ya.
Chas, am I to explain how he's not dead? Does anybody want to newbie what is resurrection
does it matter doesn't matter No way, no way, no way, no way. Shadow sailing.
Shadow sailing. Oh, Oh no.
You're kidding me.
No, no, no. All good. all good all good all good chat all good all good You're a bomb spammer yo pistol princess with the team gifted Oh no, Darth Vader! What's going on?
Series!
Shit I gotta go until my lose right let's go who just said he really ate him up what you mean by that
uh chad is he calm
uh chad is he calm is that a skin am i cooked is it gg Is it GG? Chat, what are we 3-0?
Technically more than that because we're winning the series too.
I lost!
I lost, CD. Get ready for another one!
I lost't lose i don't lose hahaha Oh no.
He sold it!
Okay, he sold it Soiled it
I sold it that's fine he's on 74 so See ya!
Come on.
Come on. come on oh no
that didn't hit! See ya. blue team are you really thought
he got me he's on 31 i'm on nine Oh, it's not fine.
Jed, it's not fine. I I repeat it's not fine.
That's supposed to be a parry, not go last!
Come on, man. Come on!
Pay him up.
Pay him up.
If I take this one, it's the series!
Let's go...
Chat should we host a multi-versus tournament?
In person, though, so people can be fighting? prepare yourself
and i'm not hosted in the bikini
don't flip we got these cats in the bag so hit oh no teddy's cooking me this time not good at all
chat am i cooked? Am I washed?
I'm washed.
No, I'm not. No, I'm not no i'm not no i'm not
I am
I'm not.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Come on! No! Shit, who's been my closest matchup so far
tom you're right.
Tom was the...
That's such a crazy juke!
Oh my goodness That was good. Better step it up!
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That's not killing me.
That's killing me! You keep spamming your spin!
You suck!
Good night!
Good night. good night
i want to be weak so bad, I'm going to keep spinning. Get off my mat!
He's on 93.
He doesn't win this no matter what.
See ya.
Hey, I'm up, man!
I'm trying to get on the horde game
but your boy ain't losing!
Hey, I wanna know who's still doubting me right now Who in here is still doubting me right now?
Who's doubting me?
Who?
Look at all the people saying me chat i'm hot i haven't chat. We're cooking!
Awwwwwww GG Uh, GG.
This might be the L. Shaggy with a skin?
Chat, shaggy with a skin
his badges are bad how do you know mercy you a nerd or something here we go lock in we're not losing now we're not
losing out No. Lock in, we're not losing now. We're not losing now.
Oh I took it easy!
I didn't think he was playing for a minute he scanned me
i lost so so Well, Chad, here's the L.
I mean, I've lost rounds but I haven't lost a series yet.
There's no way that doesn't connect! yo Owen with the 25 give me some W's for owen with the 25 gifted W-O is... Shaggy hits orange at him, I'm gonna lie.
Oh, I have to lock back? is he regenerating health what is this you're a disgusting spammer oh my goodness Oh no, I gotta lock in.
Oh no, pay him up,
I gotta lock in!
Oh no,
I might lose the series!
Oh no, I might lose the series! Oh no, I might lose the series. No!
NO NO NO NO NO
Okay chat, I gotta realize what he's doing. What is he doing?
Sigh What is he doing? I hate this guy.
I wish nothing but the worst for him in his whole life, by the way.
Curse you and your whole world-line for thirty generations!
You're an absolute bum.
I hate you with everything within the line for 30 generations. You're an absolute bum,
and I hate you with everything within my body.
You suck.
I hate this guy.
Everyone the Muzziverse could send, they sent a snaggy.
My Moto Dojo almost got fucked up.
He's just spamming the...
Prepare to feel the sting of explosions! so Come on, man.
Come on! uh How does he do so much? It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. uh World is full of easy-on.
Spam it again, why don't you? You loser! Your mom is in the other room crying because she raised a disgrace You know what man! Engage! Die.
Ha!
I said it's over.
The insanity run is over.
Prepare to feel the sting of explosion.
That hit!
Passpoint blue team. Flashpoint Blue Team!
This was like one of the craziest crossovers I've ever seen man.
Yo you ain't good, bro!
Yo, I promise
you ain't good.
Nah.
Nah.
No.
How did he win? Because he does nothing but sit in here, butt naked in his room melted to his chair, hasn't showered in three weeks since it's game drop and he just threw a sandwich at me what is this game
oh no i'm checked. No, I'm actually checked. Yo check! Yo check, I'm checked dude!
I'm legitimately checked! The sandwich took me out! Wait, he sucks now
Yo yo yo yo yo yo! I wanna talk to this dude face-to-face. He gonna put a salt shaker in...
Oh, shit. you you ain't hey hey so You're losing to a spammer? Yeah, I see that!
I SEE THAT!
Look at him charging up every time. Your mom hates you still. not making that mistake again
what just happened so uh Let's go! do it
i'm about to flip my table this is why don't play fighting games
this is why i can't play fighting games
imma show y'all something after this. Wait a second.
What? Move. straw what who's talking about sandwiches i've always been told that oh no
he just uppercutted me for 20 damage oh so so What are you trying to do? oh I'm suing the devs of this game.
Yo, join
the club of BananaGuard and Morty!
You suckawty! You shawky wise!
What a nice try, man. It's just not nice enough.
Play again? just not nice enough Bro! Bro!
Bro!
Lock in your choice.
Bro! What just happened? Bro, my whole monitor fell off my table! Yo, to the absolute loser that just said play me it will be worse. Go outside and smell the flowers, buddy.
Nobody cares!
Gahoot play me it'll be worse!
Yeah I'm sure it will!
You probably beat up on bots
And think you're cooking people
I can guarantee you, you suck! Shut up! Talking about
play me it'll be worse! What are you talking about? Play me it will be worse shut up man
oh we can't even see, please.
Yeah, I can't see either.
I'm looking at a wall because my monitor fell off by table Hold up, bro.
Oh man don't say fork.
Oh my poor monitor.
Oh my goodness
my poor monitor dude.
Yo
yo whoever that shaggy was
like literally like at this point boxed me in real life.
Like that's how bad I hate you.
Like you're actually horrible at the game.
Like you are awful.
Let me show y'all something real quick before I completely fix it.
Yo, yo Shaggy, yo Shaggy,
I know you're watching the stream
because you put a salt shaker emote in there when we was playing.
Yo Shaggy, yo Shaggy, let me show you something real quick.
And you can say I'm coping and you can say I'm giving excuses
Okay? Yo Shaggy look at this guy
Yo the developers of this game find this guy
and please remove him
Yo Shaggy,
yo chat watch this. I'm gonna go
to change fighter right?
Yo Shaggy before
you go to thinking you're good
look at the difficulty of Jason. No, I'm not sitting here saying that
Jason's difficult look up here difficulty medium right? There's other ones
there like difficulty easy and stuff like that.
But you know what's crazy about Shaggy?
Your shaggy difficulty is difficulty recommended!
That's how bad you suck!
You can't even play an easy character,
you're using a character that difficulty is recommended.
THAT'S HOW BAD YOU SUCK!!! Look.
Take a shower.
Yo, pull up to the IRL.
Pull up to the IRL multiverses.
Play me on LAN.
I was lagging the whole time, too. Quit crying? Quit crying? I will never be told what to do by a guy named Burt, your band from the
stream. I'd cry every day if my name was Burt too, buddy. Shut up!
Ain't no way a dude named Burt had the nerve to tell me to quit crying. Yo, Burt
you need to go get a name change before you tell me what to do. uh
i hate you you're a loser I hate that guy.
I don't hate anybody, but I hate that guy.
Not gonna lie.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
I'm disgusted.
At least I'm still skinny, that's all that matters.
At least I'm still skinny. All is not lost. Cheddar, are we still live by the way? Bro.
In these absolute,
absolute just like
why do you keep
chat be honest though i was cooking though right
chat be honest i was cooking though
i literally lost one series chat.
See Chad this why can't play fighting games bro, like all I'll beat up like 16 dudes
in a row and then the one match
that I lose it makes me just like lose my
mind. I hate losing in fighting games. It's the
worst. It makes me hate the other
person. Like how dare you like beat me in the other person. Like, how dare you beat
me in the game? How dare you even try
to beat me? That's the mentality
that I have in fighting games.
There's no way you're actually fighting back right now you fell off I lost one game chat one game it's hot I'm sweating
I'm mad I think my monitors broken when
i picked up the back of it like kind of
went off
I think my monitor's broken.
We're still good though, Jackie.
Y'all see everything?
L-O-L-O-L just don't be bad bro yo Chris yo
Chris I hope you queue up against me
next time I play multiverses and you get
absolutely beat down your midnight with the five get depreciation. I missed
another five get to two.
Are you disappointed in me or pleased at my performance? Be honest.
Remember what I said at the start of the stream
the exit 8 developers
dropped a brand new game
called platform 8 y'all remember how good
exit 8 was chat type 1 if you remember how good
exit 8 was yo midnight with another team appreciate you
there are so many people typing disappointed right now chad you know I was cooking. Okay, how about this?
I think I blew my throat out.
Type 1 if I did good, type 2 if you think I suck see Chad
I told y'all was gonna lose it bro
Chad I told y'all was gonna lose it
it's hot
chat lock in
it spooky time yo MK with the fire appreciate you
Chad it's hot I feel like I actually worked out
yo Jack I feel like I actually worked out dude and I know all about that.
I would say we could throw multiverses in the rotation, but I don't think my...
I don't think I can handle that physically.
I think my blood pressure would like...
I don't know.
Lock-in. i don't know lock in
chat be honest though am i the best jason ford he's y'all have seen wait it started just like the first time dude this is by the same developer of Exudate dude.
Lock in chat!
Lock in!
So it's like the Exudate except we're on a train. Let's cook!
Okay,
We're sitting on a train?
Can I stand?
Oh,
I can stand.
Let's adjust this sensitivity.
Let's adjust the sensitivity right here. Let's go to
like this
and then to
like this
lock-in chat.
Did I save it that I did check pay attention to everything it's like just like the exit a look at every poster, every sign, every number.
Predictions? Um...
We'll figure it out after we get past the first thing so we know what we're doing.
My toe! All right, there's a fire extinguisher sign right there.
Chat, remember this. V-sync? Yo, chat,ad i'm gonna start calling y'all the v-sync crew
what is up with y' do this v-sync's on Okay, we have that. We have that. Pay attention to everything.
There's a guy on his phone remember what he is wearing? Remember
what he looks like?
There's that.
I'm remembering everything. Explain to me why somebody in the chat just said anomaly when this is the first walkthrough.
There is no way that y'all would know if there's an anomaly or not, we just booted
this up.
Remember that? Is that an actual QR code?
Yo, hold up.
Chat,
chat,
that's an actual QR code. I don't know about scanning it but it's a QR
code
somebody scan and tell me what it was okay so workout with the five gate
depreciation
there's that
there's that
there's that.
Alright, Chad do y'all remember everything?
... How do we know if we succeeded or not? Uh, yo Yo, Chad.
How do we know if we succeeded or not?
Look up.
Oh, I didn't pay attention to that sign! Okay everything looks good here.
Everything looks good.
Hey sir, how you doing?
I'm sorry, I'm playing.
L0 was that it?
Okay all the signs look normal right chat.
Was that sign normal?
Okay, everything appears to be in order.
Okay I don't think there's an anomaly here.
I think we're good!
Alright! Fine.
I can't tell if we're succeeding or not.. Yeah, I think that's an anomaly.
How do I report it?
I sat back down. How do I report the anomaly? That is so creepy! Go back? I can't. It won't let me go back.
How do you, how do you, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. so instructions are unclear
press r Ban that guy.
You don't just keep going? That can't be true Check. That's an anomaly, we need to report it! I am pressing Q! so I have to look it up.
I have to look up how to proceed. How do you read the chat? Yeah,
I did read the chat. The entire chats just spamming press a random button.
Oh trust me. I read it.
Oh, oh, trust me. me Oh trust me buddy I read it you think I didn't read that ooh I'm glad I went full screen. Chad, what's the name of this game?
Platform 8.
Once we figured it...
It was just like Exit 8, too.
Oh, here we go.
Okay, Chad, Here we go. Look. Chad you ready? Look at this!
Is it going to leak anything? Here we go. Here goes nothing.
It's difficult to figure out the rules of the game at the start, but once you start
playing, you'll figure it out quite fast.
The main rule? Proceed to the next cart without dying?
The level only increases after you find an anomaly and proceed... but it doesn't reset unless you die. Red light, don't look.
Keep looking.
Hide and seek.
Avoid.
So is it a staring contest?
Okay, let's see if it's a staring contest. contest I'm weak. I blink. I don't understand, but okay. I guess we'll figure it out.
Wait, level one! That's good right?
Is he holding the phone slightly different.
Maybe not, maybe I'm tripping.
Perhaps I am tripping chat not gonna lie
everything looks normal here
we're good. Um, hello?
Find me? Is she hiding? Okay, so I'm assuming we got the anomaly right there.
Let's go!
Yeah, we're on floor two!
Jack, you think he's watching my stream on his phone?
Be honest. everything.
Chat, pay attention to everything.
This one looks normal, right? Correct?
Ooh, that looks good! This one looks normal, right? Correct. Ooh!
That looks good!
All right, Chad.
I'm going to keep an absolute stack with you.
This one looks normal
i think we're good here
we didn't die that's a good thing.
Chad, do you notice anything off here? He looks the same as he did.
Nothing in the reflection.
Same sign, right?
Oh I thought the food sign was gone.
I recognize that.
Okay, this one's normal too. What's the door doing? Uh, Chad it says don't look back.
I'm not gonna be looking back This game is crazy.
Lock in. this game is crazy
lock in
we're on four or, or whatever it is. Chat we are cooking let's go!
He looks normal...
Right? Normal?
... The air molecules is different? Huh?
Okay, I think we're good on this one, Jack.
Yeah, I don't notice anything with this one. We're good.
Wait. For the... Wait, we're doing
good!
I don't smoke. I was yelling at multiverses. normal. Chad, would you consider that balding right there? Or is it just his hair parted way like if you're at that point would
you shave or leave it Wait, he looks completely bald in the reflection. I see a lot of shaves.
I see a lot of leafage, too.
Alright, everything appears to be in order here.
Okay, I think we're good!
Yeah, we're good. Why is that? Bro, that scared me!
... We're on floor six, chat.
We're doing good!
Keep looking at everything. chat we're doing good
keep looking at everything we can't we can't we can't let anything slip by
chat we can't let nothing split by Okay. Okay, I don't notice anything bad.
I think we're good here. here
right yeah we're good I'm sitting. Please don't kill me.
Oh my God! so Are you good?
I can't go back. Imma just let him pass beside me.
Yo, hold up!
Nah I'm playing. hey non-plant
wait we're actually doing good reach out we're actually doing good.
Wait, chat we're actually doing good though hold up
Type 1 if we are doing good
wait were on floor eight
did we beat the whole game Nothing in the reflection. The next car looks different. chat does something look off here Okay.
Okay, I'm not seeing anything. Okay.
I'm not seeing anything.
This one could be normal too.
It
could be normal.
Okay. It could be normal.
Wrong hand? What you mean wrong hand? Chat, normal. No he was holding the stone in his left hand we're good. Are we cooking
there's gonna 100 be something wrong in this one. Normal. Normal gap. Normal! Sit down? Why?
Why would I sit down.
Y'all are just saying that to troll me Red light, green light. so so so too easy baby Too easy, baby! Yo, W game, chat.
My toe hurt him.
Chat, how does that game compare to the exit eight it's by the same dev but not bad
chad that was good
w game
what What?
Uh, what?
Is it over or did it just restart?
Why does
say anomaly 22?
Chat, doesn't this restart restart like you keep
playing
I think that's what it is, yeah.
Because if I remember right,
I feel like that's what the first game did.
Yo, this game was good either way though.
Yeah. so okay yeah I did just restart yo W game though oh I thought I got leaked for a second chat will you another game I'm still mad at that nerd
That was playing his shaggy
Yo, I hate you man
Chad, I'm still mad
At that guy
I'm still mad at that guy. I'm not going to lie.
Type one if you hate the Shaggy that we played against in multiverses.
I hate him.
Bro he literally...man.
He is a man.
He's just a man.
He's a man. He's a man. He's a man. Bro, he literally...
Man.
It had me heated, chat! Bro, I was heated man.
Alternate watch? Oh yeah! I knew... alternate watch oh yeah
I knew
um
alternate watch style
game came out today
it's a horror game
shall we play on that
it's called
observe and report
I'm down
those games are always
pretty good yo Yo, Horror
with the 10, get to appreciate you.
Woo!
Appreciate you, Warp.
Play PTE? Chad is it even possible to play
PTE anymore?
I think the only way to play
PTE
Is if you downloaded it back when it was available and you still haven't installed on like an
old PS4 or something, right?
Yo bone with the five.
Appreciate you.
Chat, you know I don't smoke. Have you never seen me smoke man
uh-oh
walk in Oh. Lock in.
They have multiple levels?
Chat, you want to start off with House? hospital
so y'all gonna start in hospital
pull it yeah we're either going to start at hospital or house. vote
everybody
vote
everybody
hospital so you want to get real creepy huh Errbody. Hospital?
So you want to get real creepy, huh?
I feel ya.
Chat!
Just let me go...
Chat, come on.
Oh my god. come on yo avatar with the team appreciate you man
i went hard.
GG GG GG.
Lock in.
We have a scanner?
Yo Gucci with the five, appreciate you.
This dude thinks he's Mr Clean or something posed up like that?
Is that an anomaly?
... Is that an anomaly? Dude, this game looks like really good.
We're not gonna know what anomaly is yet until we see one.
I'm pretty sure nothing's moving in it. Oh, no!
Jack pay attention to everything. Wait this was an...
Is this an electronic anomaly right here?
What the... What? How was there too many anomalies we just started?
I don't know. we just started.
We're so cooked. I think we got to start off on easy mode. Right?
So we can actually get the hang of it. Let's do one run on easy and see what happens.
That we lost in like 30, lock-in.
I don't see anything in here.
I don't see anything in here.
I don't see anything in here.
I don't see anything in here. Nothing.
I'm assuming this is supposed to look like this.
Have you all seen anything? I don't see nothing. nothing dude this is so creepy man Was this like this? Was the stuff on the desk like this before?
Nothing so far.
Check, nothing so far!
Was there two chairs here? I think there was.
Yo Harv with the 5. Appreciate you.
I'm panicking. Have I missed anything?
What?!. What was wrong?
This chair?!
Yo, Wolf with the T-g gift appreciates you wolf for the tea gifted oh my goodness What do you mean knock down? It's gone!
WHAT?! What?
Oh no, it's in the hallway. Okay this is fine.
Jack, this is fine.
This is fine.
Does everything look normal in here?
Is that a duplicate item?
Is this the emergency room?
Oh no, we're so cooked.
What is this Check. Do you notice anything in here? I don't notice anything in here.
Did the elevator open?
Was it closed?
No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. The window? Was that open? What would that be, intruder?
No no no, no, no, no, no. We're dead good. We're good. I don't know what it was
Was that door open? Oh everything I love that door was not open
oh It's not open. I haven't noticed anything in this room. Have you?
I haven't noticed anything here
Or in here. Something just moved. What is that?
That's open, that's open, that's open that's over that's over that's open that's open that's open
that's open that's open
that was not open
we're cooking now, let's go! My goodness, hold on.
This is creepy!
Lock in, chat.
What is that? I sold.
I have seen nothing happen in here.
We gotta be missing something in this room. so No.
Nothing in here either, chat.
Nothing.
What is that? I'm just making sure. Is that movement? We're dead.
Chat, we're still dead. Normal. Normal.
Not normal, or yes normal.
Oh no.. This game is way harder than alternate watch.
Can you win?
I'm trying to win!
Y'all ain't helping me!
Chat, why aren't y'all helping me this is on y'all not me not go live this is all in y'all not me Chad I gotta blame you all right here
predictions yeah we give up for digs if y'all want to now
pay attention everything
there's a prediction chat. Do I see movement right here?
Do I just see movement?
No. I'm tripping, I'm tripping, I'm tripping, I'm tripping, I'm tripping, I'm tripping.
I don't see anything.
Is this open?
Door open maybe? maybe no it's just closer it's supposed to be?
Oh no!
Chat, we haven't got a single one. You're awful at this game. There's no way I haven't seen any of them.
There is no way! open chat i am trash this game's difficult though! I'm him. No, no, no. Light.
Light.
What do you mean there's a light malfunction? Wait, this was out here more.
The wheelchair was out here...
I cannot see anything in reception.
Chat, we have to lock in in reception.
Let's go! Pay up them losers!
Come on.
What? How is that not a camera the jug shrank you really think the jug is strong banner BAN HIM!
I can't notice anything in here.
... in here. door.
We only getting the obvious ones, that's the sad part
... so. uh Is that chair supposed to be that big chat i don't remember
I'm panicking What was it? Come on. let's go. so Beeping I'm panicking, I'm panicking! Is there a face in that door?
Am I tripping?. how how how how how so
how do I do that? hmm Dude, this is crazy! No. No
No, I'm not going to be a good boy. You're not going to get me out of here alive, are you?
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you! It's 2-52, this is the farthest we've made it. Chat, this is the
farthest we've made
it.
There's nothing in
the hallway.
The light doesn't count as an anomaly.
Movement?
What moved?
WHAT MOVED?! What moved?
The trash?
Did this chair move?
Beep, beep, beep. so Okay. Bro. I'm panicking.
Chad, I'm panicking. I don't see anything. door
door door
door We're good.
That moved.
That chair's not supposed to be facing that way.
Oh, it's just a completely different chair? Never mind!... so so What's happening in reception? something's definitely... Another body. chat we're cooking
chat we're cooking. No. No, we can't fail now. Open. um Test 509.
If we get to six, do we beat it?
Body's gone. there's definitely something going on in here and i can't tell so No. no
no
wait is that door supposed to look like that?
Yes it is.
Beep, beep, beep I don't need to do that. No, the keyboard's missing. Come on.
Yes!
Bro this game is difficult, I don't even know hard mode either. Let's go!
Chats, we do the
house level now? Yo, this game is low-key fire.
Chat House?
Bro. These guys Bro, these games are so stressful dude. I'm stressed.
Here we go, house.
GG. GG gg
gg
okay
okay all right Okay. All right, seems simple enough.
There's a pizza.
Two pizzas actually.
Maybe that's duplicate.
Maybe it's's duplicate.
Maybe two
pizzas is extra because who's gonna get two pizzas?
Never mind.
Okay the bathroom should be simple. So why are you saying me?
Is this a camera malfunction? Or is that just the wind?
Also, is that supposed to be there?
Okay.
Poster? There's two posters.
Okay, this is the creepiest looking room I have ever seen in my life.
Is that supposed to be like that?
Nope, Or yes? Yo, Tim with the 5Kid, appreciate you.
Is the lighting different in here than before? chat i'm not seeing anything oh no Chat?
That plant's bigger than it's supposed to be.
Easy! Easy. Chat, there's nothing wrong with the TV.
The TV has been on extra
kitchen, extra or move
let's go.
Camera malfunction.
How is that not a camera malfunction?
Is that plant supposed to be in here?
Oh no.
OH MY GOODNESS!
WHAT?! What?
Nothing wrong in the backyard. Nothing wrong here.
Nothing wrong here.
Disappearance, maybe? Or extra?
Maybe extra. I'm tripping!
The rug moved. We're cooking! Did the TV get smaller?
No.
Kitchen.
Nothing is awry in the kitchen. Yo, Kenny with the 50 gifted.
Give me some Ws for Kenny
with the 50 gifted.
I don't think that the toilet got bigger.
I think it's just that big.
Yo, chat, WKitty with a 50 gig depreciation kitty?
Nothing. I think.
Yo, Kenny,
I appreciate the 50 for real. Thank you Kenny. Much love Kenny. Thank you.
Maybe? I don't know.
Yeah because that box up here wasn't here yes
Owen with 50 as well give me some W's for Owen with the 50 as well w-o-n
disappearance this also just Um, disappearance.
This also just moved.
Door opening closing I'm assuming?
Yo Owen appreciate the 50's will thank you Owen! opening closing I'm assuming yo oh
appreciate the 50s well thank you Owen
object move teeny with another 50 give me some W's for kitty again with another 50 w kitty and owen there's There's definitely got to be something going on in the living room.
Maybe a chair?
Owen with another 50 as well.
W, Kenny and Owen!
Sure.
W, Kenny
and Owen with 100 gifted
apiece. Appreciate the gift as much
love, Kitty and Owen.
Light, light, light, light,
light, light, light, light, light.
I think there's movement back here as well.
No! No. No.
Okay, we're good.
Chet, we are actually doing solid first run through this.
Maybe movement, maybe movement.
No.
I don't see anything in here.
Kenny with another 50 as well, W.
Kenny again with another uh-oh.
Hold on.
WKD chat, oh, door's open. Oh! Yo, they're going crazy.
Owen with another 50 as well.
W, get in, Owen!
They're going crazy no chat we're die. I think I'm selling.
I think I'm selling!
Movement movement movement, movement, movement, movement, movement.
The chair! The chair moves!
Y'all appreciate the gift for a kidney and I want to thank you Keno that's crazy.
Oh we just... crazy. Owen just gifted another
50, what is going on?
Backyard I feel like
mailboxes aren't supposed to look like that.
It wasn't that, we just got lucky! Yo Dilla with a five as well.
I think we're good.
Chet, it's 421. we can't sell now you'll W Owen and Kenny man
turn my selling Turn on my sailing. We're good. Everything's fine, Everything is fine. I wouldn't get the 250 size chat.
Owen and Kenny just went insane, W-. Owen and Kenny
Am I flipping too quick? Kenny with another 50!
Wait is the P...
Kitchen, I'm gonna say missing maybe
they're going stupid right now appreciate y'all man the bathroom hasn't
had anything happen in a minute.
Is this a light anomaly?
Maybe movement back here? Something's back here that's different.
No, no, no, no!
Owen with another 50 as well!
What is going on?
I don't notice anything.
Yo chat, Kenny and Owen are going insane. What is happening?
No I'm sailing! I think we're gonna die owen with another 50 again.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's 530.
We just got to get to 6.
Wait, what?
This isn't... This is it.
Oh, cooking! We're cooking. Wait. 5-50!
Wait, wait, wait! so I feel like that chair is bigger than it. Let's go!
Yo MJ, what the five as well WNJ. Chad give me some w's for Kenny and Owen once more
For that absolutely insane get this I appreciate y'all for real thank you
Jack y'all do one more y'all to do a convenience store y'all do one more
yo we're cooking right now! so so so so oh oh oh oh Let's run one more chat, then we'll open up the gas station.
Oh I hit y'all with one of these today, Jack. do science y'all would rather do science science has failed our world uh I feel like convenience might be the best one, Jack.
Oh yeah! Let's go home good at this one. They need to do some cleaning.
Okay.
Ooh, chat this one's gonna be difficult everybody lock in. This was going to be difficult. Everybody lock in. This one's going to be difficult.
Everybody lock in. Let's go.
Is that bucket
supposed to be there?
What do y'all think?
Let's just submit it and see
maybe movement that looks like a very small chair.
I'm going to assume that that chair
is not supposed to be that small.
Who is sitting in that chair? Not you? Yeah, obviously! not you yeah obviously
okay this area should be pretty easy for us is that door supposed to be open let's just check
we don't know anything Is that door supposed to be open? Let's just check.
We don't know anything yet, we just got here.
Okay chat,
that door is supposed to be open, we know that.
Okay.
Alright. Lock in, start start looking chat let's go
okay i don't notice anything.
I also don't notice anything here. Footprints, yeah those footprints was there on the first one too.
Oh no this ones gonna be difficult. Yeah, GG.
Is that a light anomaly?
Yeah, GG.
Did that lid, did that lid? Oh no we are cooked.
Oh yeah chat, we are GG, buddy.
In storage? What's wrong with storage?
Oh, man. Shadow with the thigh, appreciate you. I am up.
So registered there was an extra object, aisle disappearance.
Alright here we go
Like I said chat, we really gotta lock in on this one You fell off?
Buddy, we lost one time.
The most ironic part about this dude saying that I fell off
because we lost one game.
His name is GotTwitchForKeso.
Like, like what? like
what
and you know he's not lying
because he created his account on May 20th
and he followed
on May 20th yo Smitty with the 25 get they give me some W's
for smitting what the 25 gifted lock in here we go.
Is this a light anomaly? Is it supposed to be just bright in here?
That's not fair! It was a light anomaly the first time, we didn't know it.
Extra object, trust me.
Wait that's actually Smitty? Appreciate you for the 25, though.
For real.
Oh no.
Does that bucket look smaller than normal?
Something just moved! Or just moved or disappeared. Something. Okay the milk disappeared. okay Oh no.
Jack, GG man.
I'm not recognizing any patterns here.
Extra beer! Extra beer!
Fist me.
Oh no... oh no I don't think we'll beat this level. Um, um, um, um, um, um, um is what is that yo cereal with the five Oh, Lord have mercy. something's different beep
beep
beep
beep Oh my. gg we're dead I don't know what it was, Lucky Gas.
Yo, Mac with the five, appreciate you.
Disappeared. There were some cokes right here Why are y'all saying, of course course that's a convenience store?
Did something move?
Wait... Wait.
Something looks off here!
Maybe not!
Something's definitely happening here and I don't know. Oh my god.
Yo chat, everybody needs to fully lock in if we're going to beat this level.
Let's go, chat.
Come on.
Everybody lock in.
This is the hardest one so far.
You'll be able to fight me, Jake suck all right bet y'all said that about
a multi versus two look what happened There we go. We're not beating this. Oh my God. so So that red one that was here was the actual one we thought was supposed to be there? I'm going to hold it. Oh my.
We ain't beating this, we ain't beating this.
Is that screen supposed to be on oh man No shot.
No shot! so Save me! Save me! Save me! Save me! hmm Oh my goodness, the comeback starts now. Oh, man. Oh man!
There's 100% something going on here and i don't know um um extra object right Extra object, right?
No!
I did the, I got the eyes in the freezer.
Now the white board was too big and we got it shrunk back down. We're good. Dude, I don't see nothing back here.
Or anything here man so Oh man. Oh no!
This is the farthest we've made it here. so No.
Dude... Come on!
Come on! come on
that sign wasn't supposed to be there It's a movement? Wait, wait, wait. The combat!
On everything I love nothing is happening here
Nothing has happened
here! There is no way!
Chat the footprints are always there no way
no way No way.
No way!
Disappearance.
The what they call it is in here, and the door doors open.
Oh my goodness, we're good! so Beeping Okay. No. Come on! so gg
we're at four and we are going to lose.
The light in the aisle, now the lights always supposed to be like that.
Yeah it's over Chad, GG man.
We ain't living here.. The bucket just moved right in front of our very eyes. Did the broom
shrink?
Nope.
Nope. Nope!
Oh man, we're cooked.
Oh man, GG. so No, no, no, no, no, no.
Rest in peace we're dead.
It's five and we're going to lose. uh whew That box is smaller than it's supposed to be. Yo, wet with the 20 get them! Appreciate you for the 20 get them! Thank you!
W20! I appreciate you for the twenty, thank you.
Bro... Happy birthday. There's a body on the shelf. What is he doing?
I still don't notice anything in here. Extra in here.
Wait, we're gonna win. Woo! Let's go, Jack!
That's what I'm talking about baby.
Wooo! Woo! Type one if you're proud right now, chat.
We beat multiple levels.
Now we may not have done it on hard mode but...
We did it regardless.
Now chat, y'all ready to go make some bread
check y'all ready to go make some bread baby we're going to be able to hire a
new employee today too chat
we're gonna be able to hire another new employee today by the
way so lock in for another new higher Owen
with a nother 50 gifted songs give me some W's for Owen again with another 50 gifted subs
Chat w o win man
Appreciate that Owen Ohhhhhhhhhh Yo extra with the five as well.
Appreciate you.
Lock in, Chad.
Let's make some grand scheme. I'm hungry. some bread
your boys with the five gift appreciate you.
Chat,
who else is ready for this next Fears the Fathom game
next month, bro? Bro!
Dude! bro dude here's my thing
you wanna know what's crazy
we play a new horror game every
night right
you wanna know what's crazy about that
i have been out of games for the past year Literally, Link brought it up to me when he was over at my house last week. He said, bro, I remember a year ago
you were still saying
I don't have any games to play tonight.
Chat, I literally spend like two hours a day
looking for games to play.
A new game.
I literally have to dig through the back
corners of the internet to find these
games.
I have literally
been out of games for like a
year, dude! I need a whole
bunch of games to drop.
I'm talking horror games,
of course.
Horror games.
New horror games,
right?
Yeah. horror games right another day another dollar dollar.
Why is there ten dollars and five cents in my bank account? Um... chat.
Why is there $10.05 in my bank account?
Yeah, GG.
Who was working?
Are you going to gas her up, buddy?
Gas her up, Juan! Yo, buddy. Cast her out, Juan!
Yo, Juan,
you slow as Christmas.
You about
to get
fired.
Oh yeah,
we paid
off the
loan, huh?
So chat, our next move
let's confirm we're saving up for this yo we save it up for this. Yo! We saving up
for this.
Do you know
how much money
we're gonna make
from a
roadside
lottery machine?
Do you understand? It's gonna go crazy.
By parking?
Hey, can you do me a favor? by parking.
Hey, can you do me a solid?
And can you look in the top left-hand corner
of the screen real quick?
Yeah, that's quick yeah that says $90 we ain't hey how you doing sir welcome to queso's car wash Appreciate you for stopping through. Chat, we need some money quick. Should So we start robbing people? Yes or no?
I can't, I can't rob my customers anymore.
Chad, I've decided that I'm not gonna do that anymore.
These are my loyal customers
that they go out of their way to shop with us
and we're just lobbing them. I can't do it anymore.
You're amazing. Thank you, sir.
Is it just me or is the game volume a little low?
Is it... the game volume a little low is it
apparently not it's on 100.
or is it normal as as it will much ribbon let's play some more donut
action we got any more drink action yes
we do
restock the drink action yes we do restock the drink action all right
we have 258 dollars so do y'all want to hire a new employee today
because we can.
This is the guy that's always shopping here.
He wants a job?!
What?
What? what this is the guy that's always shopping here and he wants a job hold on though it's gonna be a minute because we have to save up 700 bucks at least um is nobody gonna i'll check y'all out how y'all doing 16 items? Are you serious?
Ma'am, I am so sorry about that one item.
I'm so sorry about those two items.
I haven't used the cash register and I pay people to do this.
Um, I'm sorry, hope you don't hold it against me.
It's worse than before!
WAD, GET ON THE REGISTER MAN!
See Jack this is why I need to be sitting in the office doing computer work all day. You know what I mean?
I'm not cut out for manual labor anymore.
All I do is bring in the money, you know?
Maybe I wouldn't... Wait. Is the line still
outside? We need to
move the register, huh?
$584.
Chat, type one if we're hiring somebody new today!
Yeah, I think you are, chat not? We'll have five employees.
Okay save the game.
Is the audio normal for y'all?
Because I can barely hear it.
Okay. Is it better?
You're never going to believe this. it's even lower than it was. chat have I ever had bad audio in my strangers and always been good on you
why is there cut yo one can you
hurry up and check them out please well forgot we got the Guinness Alarm now
dude if I could sell these...
Hey how you doing male?
... $5 is $5. $21.
Hey, ma'am!
How are you? I'm good. Good. $21.
Hey, ma'am! How are you?
I robbed it right in front of her very eyes!
Chad we're getting licks out here. We gotta do what we gotta do!
Let's clean up a little bit out here. Just do a little cleaning... Yo should we call the garbage man?
Oh my goodness!
Yeah let's call the garbage man to come through here to pick up this trash.
This is getting out of hand.
This is getting very out-of-hand.
Services...
Garbage collection...
How much is it wait is that free is garbage collection free hey man look how
you do looking Ricardo running to work.
Hey, yo, Ricardo,
you're still in hot water.
You understand me?
You keep messing up.
There we go.
We'll get this wash off, ma'am.
Don't worry, man. We got the best car wash in town.
Chad, how do y'all say it? Washed or washed?
Where I grew up literally everybody said washed. How much more do you need, ma'am?
You have yourself a good night, okay?
Thank you so much, ma'am.
No.
No! No, there's a storm blowing through!
No man!
What's up John?
Hey ma'am how are you I got you right here in 12 items!
What'd he drink though?
A police hat?!
Whatcha doing, man?
Are you faking valor or whatever it's called?
Have yourself a good one.
Thank you! We need to order some hats. Should we order some hats?
Yo, get my trash man! It's starting to faint!
Get that trash over there too!
Rotate the register. We gotta close down the whole gas station, don't we?
Can I rotate it without closing down the whole station wait edit no chat we gotta
close a hole station to fix that dude quit yelling at your employees why
ricardo work faster see They don't mind.
You'll never guess it, we're out of TARS again!
Golly, we always out of tires dude.
And they are so expensive!
Hey, hi there! yeah and they're so expensive
hey how you doing hey sir how are you doing i hope you don't need a tire right now because uh
look at john man Look at John, man!
Oh yeah someone's got their car washed.
Ma'am I am so sorry for the delay, I apologize. Did that storm mess anything up too bad, do you think?
I don't think it messed up anything too bad.
Let me go check out front to see if there's any sand left. I don't think it messed up anything too bad.
Let me go check out front seat if there's like any sand piles or anything that's got anything messed up
Give John a raise? Chat, which one of my employees you think deserves a raise
thank you ma'am you have have a good one. John?
I'm not going to lie, John.
And there's a Santa.
Ma'am!
You couldn't drive around...
Well, let's get on old Rusty.
Chat, we got to get on old rusty
chat we got to get on the whole rusty
jack tim doesn't work here tim is still at the grocery store, okay?
When are y'all gonna stop glazing Tim, chat? When? Are y'all ever gonna
stop glazing Tim? Ever?
Alright, let's go get these piles cleaned up. And they say I'm a lazy boss.
I'm over here doing manual labor.
Look at me!
What other bosses out here are doing this?
None! done.
Here we go, how y'all doing? Sorry for the delay. We had a bad snowstorm blow through here. I can wash your car though if you need me to.
Wait, should we add another gas pump today too? Have triple gas pumps, geese?
Excuse me!
Not snow. Sand. You know what i mean here's what we do See, I don't get paid for a raise.
Here's what we do. We don't give any of our employees a raise
we give me a raise. Sound good?
Excuse me! I gotta get this pile right here.
Excuse me? Can you stop honking?!
Oh lord...
Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Excuse me, ma'am! Ma'am! Excuse me!
I said excuse me. When i say excuse me you move!
AHHHHHH Did he just try to run me over?
Are you serious?
What is she doing now? Ma'am,
are you gonna pay for that insurance? Huh?
You go there and get some gas! You understand me?
You want some gas, ma'am? much you want oh almost half okay ma'am
what get out of my store what oh wait Chas should we pick pocket seven more cars?
It's a challenge.
I'm not doing it just to steal from my customers,
it's a challenge that we need to.
There's one.
Ooh. one I don't like stealing from my customers, but this is for a challenge. Y'all know y'all still shop here, chat. Don't lie.
Y'all would steal a chopper if you didn't.
Okay, this is not good at all. Yeah let's...let's not do this one.
Three more.
Let me rob you!
Hey ma'am, how are you your kid you're kidding me
you're ma'am why do you have such a good life kidding me
you're ma'am why do you have such a good lock on the back of your vehicle are you serious ain't nobody gonna steal nothing from
you ma'am you why'd you lock your vehicle like that?
Ma'am, ma'am.
Ma'am, please!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Ma'am, ma'am! Ma'am please!
Thirty seconds for three more. What? Can I rob you of what was in the car wash? No, no, no.
No.
Jack we need two more figures!
Two more!
Two more!
Two more!
Jack! Jack! no no no chat we need two more 15 seconds we ain't gonna get it We failed! We get all this for nothing. Yo, somebody's tried to rob your car! His name's Dennis! He took off that way! You should shoot him!
Chat, listen. I didn't do that because I wanted to. I did it because it was something that needed to happen...
...but I failed.
Am I a bad business owner chat, you think? There's a beer sign in your inventory.
Do we sell this or put it up? We're selling this. This is garbage.
This is garbage too.
Wait, THIS is fire!
Wait hold up! Yo, that's kind of cool.
Is it that good?
Should I sell it?
Okay, we're restocking the tires.
Tires are restocked. Somebody's been waiting at the car wash for a hot minute.
I'm so sorry for the delay sir.
I got you right here.
Put it by the register? Chad, will you put it by the register?
Chad, can we put it by the register?
Shut the warehouse?
Hold on. Hold on I gotta hurry up and wash this car.
Whoa! Super!
Okay.
Higher? Yeah?
Higher!
The most exciting part of our job chat Matthew looks like he just saw a ghost.
Look at our little community, man. Yo Chad I'm gonna keep it a stack with you.
Neither of their stacks are that good should Should we wait four minutes for a re-roll?
I think we wait four minutes for a re-roll.
Why is none of my employees in here handling this?
Yeah, John! Do it quicker next time!
I'm sorry, John. You're my best employee man. No don't quit no
you think i'm the reason he's an alcoholic?
Let me go see if he's drinking.
Yo John, you ain't gotta pick the bottle up as soon as you get off work, John.
Won't you go out and do something? You ain't got to start drinking as soon
as you get off work.
See, I'm glad you consider it.
I noticed you ain't picking up the bottle today. I gotta order some gas. This is gonna cost some money, chat.
This is gonna cost us some money.
Golly,
it costs... Yo, who's littered
in my store?
Yo, explain so yo who's littered in my store yo excuse me Charlotte Kobe hello ma'am, how are you?
Chat if you shopped at my gas? Would you litter on the floor?
Or would you respect my establishment?
Have a good one appreciate you okay somebody garage yo-yo with somebody is somebody going yeah yes Charlotte thank you Dennis where Thank you.
Dennis, where?
Yo! Yo, Dennis don't want the smoke man.
This is a warning shot Dennis!
That's a cannon by the way.
Wow!
Okay Elon I'll see you in the new will.
Yo we got people out here need some gas where's my employees at what's going on?
Thank You ma'am. How you doing officer?
We ran out sir!
Was that Elbit?
Yo Elon, Elon.
Come on man.
We're completely out of gas.
Hook yo Elon.
Hurry up.
When I call you in an emergency situation hurry up are you serious, man?
Okay. Ooh, we need some more drink action.
Chat, we low key need some more drink action.
Higher? Oh yeah, let's see. Let's see.
Let's see.
Matthew Matthew's still there. Let's go feed Gustav real quick, WGustav by the way.
Yo, Gustav! You hungry?
He hungry Jack.
Good you, Gustav man.
Let's pop in the car. Give me Gustav, man. That's really my best employee right here.
Hi, Gustav!
Demote Gustav the manager how you doing officer Alright, who are we hiring?
How you doing officer I'll have an employee with you in a couple seconds. so If I could hire him, I would. made it just in time for the stream uh what
ah so chat Yo, Matthew's stats are horrible dude.
Matthew's stats are HORRIBLE man!
Y'all wanna get Hiroki?
The thing is, we could get Hiroki. He has a 5 on the cash register.
Hiroki can run cash register and do some cleaning
what do you think?
There's a poll, chat.
Vote on it. Chat, vote on it chat vote on a boat on her Oki is actually one of our most
most active customers her Oki's always like shopping here. We gotta restock some stuff, by the way.
Car care.
Drinks.
Snacks.
Okay. Let's order
some stuff real quick while y'all are deciding.
Products. Let's order some stuff real quick while y'all are deciding.
Products...
There we go...
Cigarettes...
Oh! KITTIIIIII!!! cigarettes Kitty!
Kitty!
Kitty? Kitty! Kitty!
Kitty!
You okay with the fire? Appreciate you.
Okay, yeah we gotta get some hats too, you're right.
Uh-huh Order all this. $764 down the drain, by the way.
But it was necessary.
Somebody's at the car wash.
Hey, how you doing, son?
Hope you're having a good night tonight.
Appreciate you for stopping in for us.
Wait, okay we're hiring um... What's his name
okay we have two people on nights two people on days as of right now do you put him on day shifts since it's more busy. Hiroki?
Y'all gonna put Hiroki on day shift
checking and cleaning what is ice cream vending is that
something we unlock later they ship Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard our next new hire to Queso's gas station, Hiroki.
Welcome aboard, Hiroki. Welcome aboard, Hiroki. From customer to employee. He's been coming in here every few days shopping and he's a drinker. Every
single one of them.
Alright Hiroki, look buddy
You're going to be working days
primary You're going to be you're going to be you're
going to handle the register secondary are you gonna be doing some cleaning I
got your auto pay so don't complain about no missed payments all right
hey don't be late
on your first day either cause I know you all drank
and late. You might as well go ahead and put the bottle-
Don't you smoke a cigarette!
... Chat, y'all need a job? um so huh
F sharp? Yeah, F is the hardest chord to play on guitar.
Look at me I should have been a music star instead of a gas station employee or owner. Close the door? I'm in here! her owner
close the door i'm in here ain't nobody gonna rob it while we up in here chat somebody's at the car wash hey how you doing
appreciate you for stopping through.
Kitty!
KITTY! KITTY!
KIT!
Sorry, sir.
Yo chat I'm not... Obviously this is nothing
But y'all know what Kitty's been doing ever since
we started debunking those paranormal videos.
Bro, like I'll be in my bedroom
chilling, right? And she'll
be like looking at nothing
and start like growling and stuff.
It's like doing no way you started doing this as soon as we started watching him go thank you sir, I appreciate you.
Che did the ghost are mad at me?
Okay let's restock some snack action there we, yeah, that's looking good!
I didn't get no ice cream, my soul.
We got some tobacco products, though.
Not enough, but whatever, I guess.
Um... What else did
I just get? Car care, no.
I didn't get no drinks! What am I doing?!
Who left the fish?!
Alright buddy look...
There's a lake two miles that way.
Be free.
He's good Chad, he's
good.
Okay.
I need to order ice cream, drinks and car care right?
Feed the fish to Gustav?
Wait, can you actually do that?
What'd I say?
Ice cream, drinks and car care.
Nah, that'd be mean,
Chad. They'd call Pete on you, wouldn't they?
Drinks.
Ice cream.
Car care. here we go there we don't get that order to check can you believe that quo's gas station has five employees now?
Hey. I know I keep saying it, but I'm going to say it again. Buc-ee's is in trouble, dude
Chat Bucky's is in trouble Docs Dennis?
Should I put Dennis' address on Twitter?
Yes, I should. yes i should you're cool dennis Dennis!
I have the law now, you idiot!
Don't you dare paint my building! Get out of here dennis no the chip oh my god I'm gonna kill you, Dennis.
Hey!
Dennis, I'm gonna kill you, Dennis!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU, DENNIS!
You're getting doxxed.
You're getting doxxed. You're getting doxxed.
You're getting put on Twitter. and your Twitter post absolutely dogs to see you chat somebody pull up on them See ya.
Chat, somebody pull up on him!
Now I gotta pay to get the...
Now I gotta pay to get the building repainted and everything like bro.
Come on man!
Somebody said I'm 10 minutes away yeah i can't stand in this dude
how much order Thank you have a good one.
We have five employees at work for us now type Type 1 if you're proud of it, we've done so far.
In just this short period of time look how much we've done.
You think Bucky's had this quick of a blow up? No! Did they? No! did they no
they didn't you think sam malem unironically, like not even joking
this is 10 times better than a 7-Eleven
right? You get a car
wash. You can get all this
stuff
Wait, somebody said we should put in like an activity thing.
Should we?
Yeah let's do that.
Let's do that. Let's do that.
Let's see, features other.
Where is active items chat?
Interactive? chat interactive
do people play with this or is it just you is that really worth it though
chat at six hundred and ninety dollars
and I stop making us know what are y'all
doing we could do some upgrades, chat.
Y'all want to do some upgrades?
There we go.
Let's upgrade. Let's upgrade.
Get palm trees? We got like, we got $2,479
What should we do?
Or do y'all just want to hold on
to our money for now?
Parking... parking toilet
already got that
another gas pump
should we throw another gas pump.
Shaq, should we throw another gas pump now?
Kids, you gotta think. Y'all are saying because you got to think,
y'all are saying save for lottery and I 100% agree
but if we get a third gas pump
that's going to help us
save for the lottery
that much quicker.
You know what I mean? Pull it. we'll make it'll make it chat it'll make it'll make its money back how much is it
okay y'all are voting to buy it
it's 1500 bucks right y'all are voting to buy it. It's $1,500, right?
And that's going to bring in that much
more traffic and that's going to help us get
the lottery machine that much faster.
I think we'd get it faster doing this than just saving, don't you agree?
Yo, zero with a five, appreciate you.
Here we go chat ladies and gentlemen third gas pump
queso's gas
station can officially
gas up
three cars
at the same time.
Is 7-Eleven doing that chat huh
is it's 7 11 doing that i don't think so chad don't say. You're supposed to say no.
Chad, don't say yes. You're supposed to say no.
Chad, we hired a new employee today.
We stacked some bread and we got a brand- gas pump w gas station w stream chat i love y'all bro
let's go man we're cooking chat day by day inch by inch hour by hour we grow closer to being the next big gas station
and i'm here for it type one if you're also here for it great stream
chat I love y'all bro take time appreciate y'all for popping as well see
how tomorrow take top right sweet child of your man
pre states all four hanging out with your boy again
tonight. Appreciate y'all to get the
subs, donos, bits, follows and of course
appreciate all y'all for just hanging out. Hey, y'all
have a good rest of y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow
and I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen. I love y'all, man.
Alright? Peace out, y'all.