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Watch over, he's cancelled! Wait, cancelled! He's cancelled it!
Paulk, let's go man!
Nanananana!
Paulk, let's go man!
BZZ!
Ooooooh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!
Paulk, let's go man!
Where's Charlie XDX?
Paulk, let's go man!
Chad, how we doing?
What are we doing?
Chad, how are we doing?
What's popping?
Today's a slow-paced stream.
It's big-paced, but it's slow-paced, so I'm saying it's big-paced, but it's slow-paced.
I'm kind of chilling today.
I want to play the trading card game today.
I want to play the trading card game today.
And just kind of chill.
Have a chill day off, uh, chill day off for a bit there.
But I want to, I want to stream it there.
Intro's longer than 100 years in Swiss, eh?
Chad, did you see Ludwig's tweet?
I did.
I did see Ludwig's tweet.
man I kind of wanna like worlds is really like worlds is really busy all-day
worlds but if Ludwig doesn't get like plat before the world end of
world span I would love to help him properly I actually properly help him
it's my mic bugged is it bugged is the noise gate on the bug it is bugged
right the noise gate okay there we go I fix it I think okay there we go
Yeah, if Ludwig's like legit stuck and like needs help properly like I'm super down to like properly help them
big project mode
Get him to diamond I
Think I think getting into diamond is realistic
It just needs a lot of work. It needs a lot of work
Not not him, but like getting the diamond needs a lot of work
Sorry, I was looking at this thing. Ciao. What's happening today? Is there anything interesting happening? Is there anything crazy happening today?
You're also diamond diamond
Diamond is hard. Diamond is hard. Diamond is hard. I'm not diamond.
Lurik's going to Japan next week. I guess he's going to chill for a bit then.
What is this? Faker sent an interview that doesn't drink bang however said otherwise.
I thought so. I knew there was a...
I knew there was a constant Faker being a bit of a drinker.
I think it's only recently he's adopted his mindset.
He has a high drink tolerance.
He doesn't often drink, but when he has to, let me rephrase that.
So when he drinks occasionally, I've never saw him get drunk.
No, he has drunk before.
It's quite rare though.
He rarely drinks.
But he does it sometimes.
It's just that he doesn't drink often.
I think he has three bottles back then of soju
BB out styles everyone G2 bro BB looks fucking clean. He looks clean
Look at him, bro. Look at him. This but a suckers gapping top on cool down
Jesus
Holy fuck man. This guy rocks up to your lane slaps your girls ass locks him gallio solo kills top. What you gonna do, huh?
What you gonna do shy no Ben Cassante we talk about before two years ago now
you're a big man this is in NA I can English but now in EU I can't English
bro is carry forget how to speak you save that image night and AFK warning
you must become active so they will not be disconnected brother memes are
great. The memes are great with Faker.
How good is that photo? How good is that photo?
The 1-2 team drawing BLG with that Talmud life on the line?
PSG, I may be that team. Wait, PSG played against Hummelife,
FlyQuest, BLG, right? So they are they're taking on all the first
seeds. They actually have a quite unlucky draw. Everything about it. That draw sucks.
They got no Wild Guard or second, third, fourth seed from anyone. They just got first seed
only. First seed, Continental fourth seed, first seed losing the fourth seed. Is this
the 2020 FPX or what? The elimination of Mad, T1 overtake G2 due to all LAC teams losing
a power source. Are you sure it's not because T1 beat BLG that they went up a
Teams have faced Mad Lions, lost every match except for the match they played
vs. Mad Lions. What? That's such a random fact. That's such a random fact. One is not
like the others. What are these tags? Are these reddit tags you can have? Who will
get the most kills in a single game? There is no way I misclicked that. You
clicked Mohan? Did you mean to click aiming? You accidentally clicked the
support player oh my god people doing his pickums are permanent the first all
eastern quarter five chat you know there is a the current world simulator right
now there's actually a world where no Western teams get out none there's a
world where no Western teams get out if BLG win weibo win and TL win which is
very expected. Hummelife win, T1 and this one doesn't really matter let's say
Damwon wins. In this case if G2 draws BLG and FlyQuest draws Webo and TL
draws Top Esports and they split up it's over. That case they're saved but it's
the case where G2 draw BLG it's over. It's over. So the scenario of all
Western teams being out it's not done yet. There you go. Waiter. Waiter. Waiter. Waiter.
Waiter. I mean that one also sucks that iteration. It's a small chance but that could happen
something like that. But it's okay we all know what's really going to happen. We know
what's going to happen. That one's going to win G2, it's going to win FlyQuest, it's
going to win TL, it's going to win Financian, it's going to win BLG, it's going to
win Dmg, then we go to the next round and then Financian will be T1, Hamlet
I'm going to have to beat an NTO knockout BLG and then we'll go to the next round with four Western teams
That's what's gonna happen and everyone's gonna be absolutely losing their mind and the world will be shocked
Actually, that was unfair. That was unfair of me. Let me redo that
Let me redo that
T1 wins that fnatic knocks out BLG and HumbleLife go through. We'll say three Western teams get out three Western teams
We don't want to be too delulu
Then we get an LNG G2 T1 rematch T1 will win that
but Fnatic will clear LNG and then Gen.G and HammerLife rematch Gen.G clears and then
Damwon knocks out FlyQuest easy and then for the first time ever Damwon gaming
knocks out Gen.G and T1 stomps Fnatic in any of the Grand Finals and Damwon are
your world champs. That's probably what happens. Now everyone's spamming Cope,
you're all spamming Cope, but stop for a second don't tell me that this
bracket wouldn't be fucking fire. Don't tell me, hey, if this happened at Worlds
where BLG got knocked out, let's say Phenic or Team Liquid got through with
FlyQuest and G2 and three Western teams got out, that would be the most insane
Worlds for the West ever and you would have so much fucking fun. Okay, let me
change it a little bit, let me change it a little bit, let's be a bit more
realistic with what we've seen. How do I reset it? Let's be a bit more realistic, okay? If
this happened, if something like that happened, wait, let me fix this draw, but TL can't
fair against Webop, can they? Shit. If this happened and we went to the brackets, this
would be absolute cinema. It would. It would be absolute cinema if G2 and FlyQuest
got out or G2 FlyQuest and Team Liquid got out, you would say it's cinema.
What is this Korean post about Kajal? Wait, normally FM Korea leaks my IP.
Why does his post have 223,000 views? They were taken aback by his Spanish
skills. Here are the top comments. How does he know Spanish? He studied Spanish
during when he was supposed to go to the playoffs. He must be really fluent
then. You fucking... you're so fucking... you're such a fucking rat,
He studied Spanish while he didn't miss it.
The Korean fan base bro, the Korean fans, the only ammo they've got is playoffs, playoffs,
playoffs, playoffs, bro motherfucker, Korean fans, you say playoffs, but you called me
Canada.
It's Fajor car, not Canada, okay, dumb fuck.
Fucking permanent guy.
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein on Cajun's Yone.
What the fuck is that thumbnail?
EW!
Mad vs Gammon in nutshell?
Bro, Tom and Jerry is a classic.
The King of the North vs the Unkillable Demon King in chess.
Where'd they play chess?
He ran out of time.
Nah, you can't flag him, faker.
Chah, who's winning that position?
Who's winning that position?
Chat, Enhance.
Enhance, who's winning that position?
They don't actually do the board
It looks like white is winning though because he has a horse here and two pawns and he has two three pawns
One two three four five and I think white is nothing black swing black is winning. I
Want to play a game of chess against faker?
I want to play a game of blitz chess against faker
Maybe we can get a game blitz chess against faker
When we went to the studio on the interview
how funny would it be if like
Like how funny would it be a faker like a checkmate of me in like four moves?
Like four moves checkmate
How fucking crazy would that be that would be the most degenerate shit ever
TL not the only team that's happy about the draw by the way chat I saw this reddit post I saw this reddit post
Okay, I'm while I agree with the idea of it. I disagree with the way it's phrased
This one it says the West's gap the West was closing the gap in 2017 2020. Okay, let's remove West and put Europe
Well bar C9 with the multiple semi-final and final showings
Today, it's just a matter of hoping for lucky draws to get our groups. What happened? I
Actually think that
Everyone hopes for lucky draws not just the West
Even the LCK and LPL teams are getting excited when they get good draws
Everyone's hoping for good draws because everyone wants an easy way out.
I don't think that's just because Europe doesn't want to, obviously they don't want to play against the top teams, but no one wants to play against top teams.
But I feel like that's a trend among everyone, no matter what group you get or whatever draw you get.
I do agree with the sentiment that obviously I get the idea that we were making semifinals and finals and now we're barely making top 8 and we're praying to make it there.
Like I said, I agree with the sentence just the way it's phrased, I think it was wrong.
But I agree with the moment.
Which means it's just DK.
I'm pretty sure during all of Worlds, group stage draws, reactions, you can go back for like years,
all the LCK and LPL teams had their own group stage draw reactions and they all had them,
they all were really excited and they got good draws.
Who cares? This is the comment that I disagree with.
If you want to win Worlds, who cares who you're gonna face, you gotta beat them all.
I mean, the best example of that being wrong is Weibo last year.
I hate to tell you.
I don't think you've got to beat them all.
That's the beauty of Worlds.
You don't got to beat them all and you don't even have to be the best team to win Worlds.
You just have to be the best team on the right day.
You can be the worst team at the tournament for two weeks,
but you just got to be the best team on the right day.
Or get good draws.
Like, was Weibo the second best team of Worlds last year?
Realistically? No. I think they were maybe like the fifth or the fourth best team.
I think Weibo would have lost to JDG.
I think Weibo might have lost to Gen.G, by the way the styles clashed.
I think Weibo might have lost to KT.
If you want to be the best world, you have to be the best.
I'm not just lucky by the draw, but that's the thing.
The best team at Worlds doesn't always win.
So, Weibo beat BLG.
No shit, I'm the one who always preaches that Wable be GBLG and I'm defending the idea that they're the second best team in the world championship
But deep down I obviously, I don't think they were the second best team that world championship
Like the world's format, you either love it or you hate it
Do you love the fact that if you don't show up on one day or out even if you're the best team?
Or do you hate that fact in one double limb?
I feel like there's definitely a bit of beauty to the idea of single elimination and draws
It just brings a lot more excitement to fans
Competitive wise, it's worse but entertainment value is way higher.
Because everyone can get knocked out at any second and the draws make it really exciting at the end.
So it's just a case of like rat-tuning into Kato's World's Co-Streams, rat-tuning into Kato's Cat's Best Weeka for 8 hours,
meal-drill, Uber Eats UK, Uber Eats Berlin, H2K, Smithy J Santorin, Sparky, Sheriff Santorin.
You put Santorin twice, you didn't even check who my support was, it was promiscue you fuck.
Quick shot, vidious, cage or drake, osmanic, i'm not a caster anymore.
Random chatter, bow, sally, oron, mechimby, i'm playing solo queue.
Twitch stream, T1 right, editor, meddy, chatterman, fraudule, that is not true.
That is not true. Ooh, he does look like Riz right there.
Yeah, i saw this tweet, i saw this tweet. He went on a loose streak.
Alright then. Yeah, what am i gonna do today?
What am i gonna do today chat? What else? What does there on Reddit?
There was some other shit I'm ready to check out.
By the way, this video is the community, like, what is going on?
What is wrong with the community?
Why is everyone upset about this?
He's right.
Bro, if you watch TL's games, they're just misplaying everything. Their macro is good. Their mechanics are just bad
Their engages are bad. Their team fighting sucks
Then it's either grind
The people seem to think the quarter day is like really sad here. I think
He's not sad just packing up the stuff and listening
He's right. Also, by the way, Big W for Riot Gameshow, Big W. They are releasing Worlds
finals tickets on sale soon, so get ready. But you need to have a Riot Games account,
so you need a League account, basically. So on October 8th at 6pm PT till October 9th
1pm, you'll need to visit the finals ticket release page and enter an email address
that's associated with your Riot account. So whoever got banned for fucking all chatting
or toxicity, then you can't buy the Gits. Once the account is verified on October 10th,
players will receive an email from Riot with a one-time access code and a link to a private
AXS sales page. Emails will be sent in WAV so they'll be received immediately. This
I think it's probably the best solution they can do.
I don't know, I don't know any other solution.
Do you need to be level 30?
I don't think so.
I'm not sure what the scalpers can do about that.
I guess they'll just make loads of ride games
email address accounts,
but maybe they have some kind of anti-botting program
when it comes to making accounts.
I wonder, I'm not sure.
By the way, chat, I gave this Twitter account,
this Twitter account, I gave it to a fan.
I gave it to the fucking SallyUpdates guy.
I think he's gonna run this account now.
I feel like this account was useless because you know why this account became useless, this
account slowly became useless because of the community.
I feel like the community is just where it's at now.
It's just where it's at.
So I was using this account before but now the homies got it.
Show your Twitter bookmarks.
No.
I don't have any bookmarks.
Chat, quick question.
Quick question.
The trading card game.
You know how I downloaded the trading card game stuff?
I just and they updated the game can I just use the same thing that I downloaded before and just put the files in again
And it'll it'll work for the Pokemon mod
Or do I have to redownload it or do I have to redownload the new one?
Redownload are you fucking serious?
Can someone link it to Pokemon mod TCG simulator?
This one. Yeah, this one. Yeah, October 8th 10 14 a.m. Yeah, that one. Yeah, just another game in this game for two
Okay, we're gonna have download it. It's gonna take a while though. Chad, you wanna play some League for a bit?
Just wanna do that ahead enough.
I feel like I wanna play some League for a bit. Last night I was kind of popping off.
Why are you all saying no? What do you want me to play? What do you want to watch? As a viewer of the Twitch chat,
what would you like to watch on your screen?
Yeah, Chad, TCG will get to that later. I'm downloading it. Chad, you know what I think?
You know what I learned actually?
Subnautica Hollow Knight, okay two things are gonna happen. One, it's not locked
But we might be doing an IRL stream with Connor in Japan in November or a few IRL streams, which might be fucking PogChamp
We might be walking around or going through bars and shit. I don't know what we're gonna do
but we might be doing that which is gonna be crazy and then
Because I'm gonna go to Japan in November for the first time ever PogChamp. Then when I come back
then when I come back we're gonna do a stream where we're not gonna end the
stream until we finish every game we started okay deal we're gonna stream
like I'm back so probably in late November December we're gonna stream
where we finish every game that we started I'm talking Sekiro I'm talking
Black Miff Wukong. I'm talking fucking... what's the other one?
Did I said finish Hollow Knight? But what else is there chat? There's only those three.
That ain't happening. That is happening.
Subnautica. Oh yeah, and it's finished on Nautica. What else when it's finished?
There's only four games! Hogwarts, we're not finishing that game. It's just fucking trash
that game. Sleeker, we finished that. You guys only have four games that you can think of.
Baldur's Gate 3? We're not doing Baldur's Gate 3. You guys would sit there and fall asleep.
We do that anyway! Chat, apparently there's a new game out. It's called Dragon Ball Sparkling Zero,
but bro, I swear. Wait. Chat, okay, yes. I might have been watching New Genes Dances and
practicing them. Okay, last night. Okay, shut up. If you see that red bar? Okay. I come up with
great idea I can't be this great idea you know my idea was for the roster
announcement for next year I was like why don't I get the five players to just
do the dance moves of a ETA song and then like clip them together oh my god
that'll be crazy no
That would be the best roster announcement ever.
That would be the best roster announcement ever.
And you know it.
Where was I?
Oh yeah, Dragon Balls 1-0.
Listen, I am a massive Dragon Ball fan, massive.
I played all the fucking Budokais and Tankachis, all that shit.
Great.
But they're still going, chat.
They're still going.
Like surely you can fight Frieza and fucking Cell and Beerus like a certain amount of times
before like... fucking hell bro.
Like I've been there.
What are the new games in tale?
Because I swear I was doing that 15 years ago.
How are they still going?
You have 20 Goku's in that game?
How can you play with 20 Goku's?
Uh...
My is my Yone band.
Hold up.
Hold up one second.
Chovy!
He played PTA.
Yeah, cut down is good, nice.
Um, alright, what was I saying?
Oh yeah, so what is Dragon Ball Sparkling Zero about?
I'll tell you, this does not get old, hold on, hold on.
Oh my gosh, break the heavens, break the heavens, oh my gosh, break the heavens, fuck off.
Try to work my way up to Super Samphor Goku, and then keep the fusion in the back.
Wait another time.
I don't know if he's gonna switch out, I think he should.
Honestly, rule of thumb, if he's gonna switch out, you should do it too.
Preserve your character, because I'm playing the long game here.
Well, this game is crazy now, I love it.
Actually, looks kinda fun.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
Didn't they release a Dragonfall MMO?
Backshots, backshots, backshots, we love those.
We love backshots, we do love backshots.
I'll go Super Sand. You know what I'm saying? Just, let me start off.
This is a Super Sand.
What you can call this.
Oh, hell no.
I don't know how to flex. One issue I got.
What?
Doesn't matter. He's gone.
Who's next? Who's next? Who we got?
Hello? Okay, well, this is to go further me on! Super Saiyan 3!
Hey, why is he, is that Goku from Dragon Ball GT?
Alright, are you doing trunks as well too? Okay, see you're trying to work your way up to the R-G.
Can you go Super Saiyan 4?
Hold on, let me see.
Now, Keyblast don't work in the way that it did in the Old Tenkai issues where I can do it and chain it into like a super attack.
But I think they do help open my opponent up to other comps
Does he go through?
Oh!
Wait, is he going fucking Vigito?
This is my favorite version of this Gorgina by the way
I just like his combos
He's fighting upside down like that
And I have the four bars of a Q2
Wait, how long is this fight going on for?
Bro, this fight's been going on for ages
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry
I'm gonna hit this
Okay
Max up. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah
Wait, so one battle is 40 minutes of just fucking raw dog in each other. Oh my god, what's happening guys?
What's happening? I'm being pinged
Sorry, I fixed it. I fixed it. I'm gonna get reported. I'm gonna get reported
I'm gonna get reported. Oh my chair always gets stuck
I'm against smolder mid
Okay, quick win
Quick win quick win quick win walking. Yeah, okay popular
I played pretty good yesterday. I'm not gonna lie. It's PTA the best hunter center. I guess fleet is nerfed, right?
So I win level one
Maybe if I space his ass. I just feel like his auto Q is stronger than me, right? If I don't have E
Not bad. He uses pot
Maybe I blew my load a bit too early there
Can I dive him? Oh, yeah, I have to slash that slow. So if I get slowed there, I'm just dead. I think I'm gonna get ganked
And this guy is boner pitting off.
This scarner is really horny to gank me.
Okay, this is boner pitting off.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Where is my jungle support?
Where is my jungle support then?
Where's my one?
Where's my one chat?
Alright, we win this one.
Next one.
Oh, there we go.
Music to my ears.
My team is completely afk.
I can't dive them.
This guy wants to open. Why? That's spamping. Chad, why do I get lane ganked by enemy supporter?
Chad, next song. Change players up a bit. I think Espresso is completely out-juiced, you know?
It's like I've squeezed that shit too hard. Why do you jump on her? Why not her? I think I'm in
loser's queue. I don't know. I think this is like my fourth game in a row. I'm in a loser.
Like Top is auto lost. I don't really know how to play the lane if I can't punish him
Cause he outscales me right there
Did I just let him outscale me for free?
Yeah fight him
Fight, fight everything
Oh the game's lost, she has no flash, this guy's completely trolling
What? How did she kill me mid there?
Didn't she flash?
My team is not very happy
With my jungler
I agree
I agree
Fuck the jungler
So I just dive him, can I dive him chat?
Oh banger. We're gonna focus. I'm not gonna flame more organically toxic. We're gonna focus on the win
Play good
If you can't climb you're just a bitch you need to play better
This scarner just one shot me
Actually, you ready? I take it back. You didn't get jungle. You're fucking trash. Wait hold up
Guys say you gotta kill him or it's over like I swear this guy is completely frying everyone
I'm gonna TP on the phytostics fucking thing
Now I might get one shot by Lux here, but
We don't have a choice. We didn't have a choice worth
Super worth big shut down. I am
My guys got a shut down though
That's bigger
Think I just ganked more than I feel it already. I'm a little bit behind the
My top laner is dead again
Me and my top laner are completely in thing
Absolute shameless in I guess for protesting a bit. Maybe we can
and um stack drakes this scarner has oh my god bro this scarner is going to take 40
years to kill and that's a maybe a understatement uh can we fight them fuck him yeah i'm doing
anything guys but is anyone gonna press a button bro this guy this guy's one before
us by the way this guy's one before in answer chat bro is this chat fried why is everyone
saying u remix bro this song is a
classic this song is a classic what
about your remix this is a banger the
smolders just standing in mid playing
animal crossing on a switch and winning
because jungler's fucking on six cans
of red bull and mine just woke up and
broke his hand out of getting out of
bed a big mom i gotta kill mud xpp
fuck this game it's played in room
king a good item what am i doing i
I might go for a cage or TP flank classic here.
Are you watching a stream? Bro, this guy is watching a stream, I'm sure of it.
TURN IT OFF, DUN FUCK!
DDDD DDDD DDDD DDDD DDDD DDDD DDDD DDDD DDDD DDDD
Where is this rat at?
I feel like I can beat Smulder!
Maybe!
This early has fighting to be the worst player on the team.
Well yeah, minions early are definitely griefing.
We are victims of jungle gap though.
We are victims of jungle differ.
Can you fucking fuck her a bit there?
Wow- OOOOOH HELP ME MUMMY!
Oh, shit.
Oh yeah, really? I got one.
R- R- R- R- R- R-
What is this song?
Oh, that was a good song.
Hmm.
Megaflame mid here. 100%.
Okay.
I mean, we and you, I guess.
Yeah, I got him. Don't worry.
Big damage.
This is pathetic.
Bro, what is my item?
It doesn't do damage, I'm hitting him but his health's not moving!
Shall we build out the Blade?
I'm going last for spreading, yeah I think Blade was the worst buy on my life on Grumper.
The problem I have is if my jungler plays an AP champ and Yone is banned, I don't know what to play as an AD mid.
I don't know what to play, is Smulder just the pick? Is that it?
Because my Tristana is kinda mid.
Corki is too nerfed. I could just play Lucian mid, but I don't know if Lucian is a useful champ.
I feel like I need to play an AD mid. My Yasuo is also like
sus. I'm not gonna lie. It's quite sus, my Yasuo.
Polk, let's go, man. My Yasuo is a little bit sus though. Actually, it's a little bit sus,
I think that I got. Next hit, quick! Wrap it up! Wait, they pressed no. What? Guys,
The smolder actually doesn't have that many stacks. What the fuck this guy's completely eBay
He's been laning one verse zero the whole game
Obviously got a hundred eighty stacks when he's one B zero
This year we are still getting four men the whole game
People are saying Diego mid is good. Is it actually good?
Can you actually get a victim guys we got a problem
it's right here come on let's take a fight there let's fight them I don't
think we can let them take arguments oh no bubble oh yeah fiddle oh help
somebody help me help now they're gonna be bored
Oh, that wasn't my thing
Diego Mids good. Maybe I should play Diego Midden. I like Diego. Yeah, that jungler got a bit fed
What do you build on Diego? Triforce or Divine Sundarite?
Yeah, yeah
Wait, actually, I need to do some research. I have an idea. I have an idea
But I don't know if I'm delusional or not. I need to check the numbers
Let me check the numbers real quick. We don't have our numbers yet. I feel like there's some
I'm demoted to Diamond II!
VAS!
VAS!
What?
How am I demoted?
What?
Look at my win rate.
Are you lying?
Oh my God.
In other news chat, have you seen Agarins Twitter?
Look at how fucked League is right now.
League is so fucked in Diamond.
Just so you know, Ludwig,
Ludwig, so I'm from Ludwig in chat.
Agarin finished rank 1 and rank 2 in SoloQ. He was 2KLP on 2 accounts, okay. This is his current Twitter account.
The moded to D1...
Then...
Promoted to Masta...
Then, demoted back to D1.
He has 88 wins and 83 losses as the rank 1 and rank 2 player.
He got demoted to Diamond 2 as well. How? How is that even possible?
This was his account two weeks ago. Rank one, rank two.
How are people with high MMR just getting... What is this?
That's fucked.
What? You can do that?
What the fuck? You can do that?
Wait, you can do that?
Man, I've got my playdial in bits.
What? That was crazy.
That's fucked.
You can Sylas E Buffer Yoneld? I mean it makes sense. Damn.
What the fuck you can do that?
That's crazy actually. That is crazy. He was showing his lobby. His team is four people
last season Masta0 LP and all the enemies were 15 LP challengers. Really. It's probably
the same in my games. I mean let's check my team versus enemy team.
I mean, what do we have here? Oh my god, it's fucking illness is what we have. Okay
Yeah, there was a few random pro players in some of my games, but it's definitely not challenge reload like it definitely wasn't challenge reload
Look at Sunbader on OPG for Diego Mint
this guy
Bro, he's 50% win rate diamond one
But he is meaning it. Oh the only was tank I fixed it
I can play AP bot if you want to go Yone
that's exactly what I will play
that's exactly what I'll be playing
that's Yamato, but who's Yamato?
this guy? Sunbader is Yamato?
he's practicing Viego mid, where's the Talonet? does he play Talon?
where's his Talonet? Talon's bad
you know what isn't bad chat?
my Yone, Assassin's suck right now
I haven't heard this banger in 10 years yet, it goes kind of hard.
Look at my draft, my draft is so good.
I'm gonna have an insane game on you on this game, I can feel it.
I can feel it, I'm gonna have a crazy game.
What else is there?
Midlaner Riker has reached a verbal agreement to join SK Gaming in the LEC.
Wait, Niskey's kicked?
Is Niskey kicked?
Bro, the rosters are really weird.
Irrelevant is going to BDS.
Shio from BDS is going to Heretics.
and now Rika is taking Niski's spot. Where is everyone going? You could make a
team with Niski Jankos or Wemne. You could also make a team with Niski Jankos.
Wait, my homie can't log into the Twitter account. I mean it's Malfight
Mid. Alright, I got a different jungler. Free win. I'll carry. Why did the music stop?
okay mark this is you baby get close to the screen sit up focus good macro good
micro good brain cells don't die we're gonna do something smart this game chat
what's mouth I'd keep cool down coming now what's mouth I'd keep cool down coming
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, get it, Yoni!
This year's a land of hates.
XDD.
W starts five head chat thoughts.
It's useless.
Bro, this Skarner just wants to like,
only gank me.
You just watched the streaming ganks me,
that's it then.
That's all he's doing.
Stop it!
XDD flower.
Not bad so far.
Not bad.
What is this music he's baiting me mark you're getting absolutely baited here
He got ganked multiple times by enemy JG and a group of four am I doing this game? I'm so dizzy this game
I'm so dizzy this game
Lock in mark how I lock in
How do I lock in? How do I lock in Shadda? How do I lock in? Bro, I'm missing everything.
I'm missing everything! I'm missing a one shot here. I'm dead. Bro, can you like not do
that there? How many times does this guy gank me? I swear every time I E forward there's
a scarner in my cheeks. Such a dumb champion. So we're gonna go on a win streak today.
win streak wednesday i'm misclicked bro has anyone got any good songs this is rough out here
guys what are we doing well he just got rolled when does kajo have time to go gym
what up yamato i'm already jacked i'm already jacked i don't need to go gym
ask chatter they've seen my muscles chat yes or no do you see it or not
G need to zoom in do you see the definition on my own it's malphite
bastard or what Malik man's my dog would eat your arm as a bone now I would
out fucking fuck your dog up guys I will get one trip I fight that price my
top line in thing yes I don't know if I play that so you want to play with
There's no going back I
TP does anyone it's it's it's it's anyone want to be useful in the game. I do I will be useful I
Think on it virus so shitty right now, isn't it? Yeah, fuck him up. Fuck him up. I keep you on days ass
Yeah, yeah, fuck him up. Are you ready for my yoning?
No guardian on that bitch sing this pot
I don't know the lyrics
Mama Sof
Oh, yeah, are we cooking here
Lola
Why did my knockout not hit the Jace, huh?
Why did my Q3 not hit the Jace as well?
Why not there?
Why not there?
Why not there?
You don't really wanna say no!
You just played an Aram with Razork?
Did you win?
Did you win?
So how do we win teamfights?
Who are we?
The fuck?
The fuck is this?
What?!
Yeah go fight, you can all fight an older.
No flash on Jace.
He's dead, Ryza.
He's not dead.
MAMA!
KILL ME!
How is he not dead? Does anyone have damage?
How can you guys not kill him?
Here comes my super play.
Wrap it up.
Wrap it up.
I don't get that! What happened?
But I ulted them, they got knocked, but I didn't go with them.
Why can't I CC them?
Huh?
Oh, first down.
That was a terrible play.
Ah, he's over. We can't win.
Maybe we can win actually.
I only come in, I come in, turn up!
Anything to Soy FM?
If you're new here, I'm a Yone main.
Stay tuned for clean gameplay, good music,
and Ms. Voltsa, 1647 PM FM, Soy FM.
I will give you guys Blue Boxer.
I hope Malfire doesn't TP Topper.
Malfire no TP.
Ever feel plastic bag
one thing to start again helpers this may be one yeah it wants me why why why is
he one-shot me on a banner banner banner banner banner banner banner banner
banner back to the back to the back to the back to the back for the dog shit
Matt, run!
I'm up soon, they have no- maybe I can cook when I'm in the middle of the-
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
But...
I'm up soon, up soon!
Mouth on the R!
Baby, you're a water!
Maybe peace at last...
No way I'll do it again right then!
Guys, legal checker!
That mother sucker!
This is me, this is me now.
Watch this, chat, watch this.
No way he knows I'm here, no way.
It's impossible.
Oh, in your house here.
How did he know I'm here?
Guys, no, we win that one.
They're all one HP.
I'm coming.
I'm not gonna lie, chat.
No, I don't like doing this.
But this is an example of a bot gap.
And it's Rakan completely carried and top bot gap.
Just love.
Those might be the worst three minutes
of your name you've ever seen.
No.
Those might be the worst three minutes of the only you've ever seen so far.
Cue it up.
Cue it up.
I'm in losers queue chat.
There's nothing I can do.
I was on a complete monster win streak,
but now I'm on a losing streak.
This game,
my bot got
my general gap.
Someone got gapped.
This game,
I was completely won me nine.
My bot lane got gapped.
This game,
enemy jungler was much better than my jungler and this last game now is
supportive. Give me the next one, what else happened in the real chapter?
Looks like you need a Volibear jungle main duo. Kobe with Iloyuin.
What's your name? GM? You can't be in GM, the season just reset.
just reset you can't be in GM but your account's not in EU Kobe it's in NA I
can't duo with anyone the problem is if I enter a duo queue with why do you do
that code the problem is if I enter a duo queue with anyone all that's gonna
happen is we'll win some games I'll play really good I'll play really really
good and then someone's gonna say in chat you got carried by your duo and
And that's it. It doesn't matter how good I play.
That's all that's gonna happen.
Also, Katy Perry, I swear.
Katy Perry is Loomstreak, I'm sure of it.
Katy Perry is Loomstreak.
Where's 50 Cent? 50 Cent is Winstreak.
50 Cent is Winstreak.
Go, go.
Let's swap it up, chat. Let's swap it up this game.
We'll swap it up this game.
Swain and Bounty changes with Freak.
42 minutes.
Ooh, a Carly. I can counter that.
I can counter that.
Chad, it's not my birthday.
You can find me with the bottles full of bov.
Chad, we'll play trading card later today, deal?
We'll play trading card later today, deal?
His birthday is 19th of March, you idiots.
Yeah, tell him off next.
Ooh, Diana, I've got a good chance for that.
Weed up.
With the Pokemon moddy, with the Pokemon moddy.
I watched your Akali game from your stream yesterday.
I thought you were really good.
Then I saw that Yone game.
Well, I only got one thing to do.
Then I'll just redeem myself.
I'll redeem myself.
Chat, I played good yesterday on Akali.
My Akali's crazy good.
Rome was not built in a day.
How long did it take to build Rome?
It took 1,299 years.
My Yone might take longer, Chat.
My Yone might take a bit longer than that.
But how are we gonna have to challenge this pace, Chat?
I think it's a skin, Diff, Chat.
Let's change skin.
What's the best skin?
Maybe Spirit Blossom.
We could do no skin.
Default skin, really?
You know the default?
I'm not doing ocean, I'm not doing ocean.
What the fuck is this song?
Heartsteel, I'm not doing heartsteel.
That's disgusting.
We're gonna play a game of base skin.
No, we're gonna play a game of spirit blossom.
Spirit-bock-blossom-green.
Green for win.
Green is-
Gochat, what emotion does green represent?
Envy.
What's even sweet- Envy and jealousy.
This Jason's name is lol.
What?
It's the whatsapp yone.
I'm gonna pop off this game mod shop the gamba mod shop the gamba now and a
good playlist mmm oh my god I've got the perfect playlist you're against knack
knack oh good he's about to get blasted I'll show him what an LEC player looks
like before he joins my team better have a better better better be playing
good this game
Did he did it did it did it did it?
Let's go man.
XDD Armin.
Why gank me?
Enjoying the tonal combos.
Oh my god my lane phase.
I'm kinda good at this game.
I thought this lane was supposed to be hard.
Joke!
You thought I would be dead?
Nah, I don't die in these lanes.
I don't die.
I don't die to mid lane.
I don't die to ganks.
I'm a reliable player.
The reliable sysco networker.
Me.
Six procs!
Six procs!
6 procs, is that it?
Fly to China down.
Please, mother of please.
I'm coming.
Wait, she didn't die?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
That's me, Chatter.
Chatter, who is it?
Chatter, who is it? It's me.
Say it.
What's happening to my Qs?
There's no way that he died.
Fuck, I thought he would hit his Q on him and then Q too and I could kill him
I need to wrap it, but it didn't work.
I could get...
Oh!
Lee Sin mid!
How far off a blade am I?
Fucker.
Come on, Mark!
This is you!
You gotta carry this one!
You gotta carry this one, Mark!
This is you!
You gotta carry this one!
You gotta carry this one!
No TPA Gali!
This is you!
Just play good!
Play good!
Just a joke, man.
Relax, sir.
Why is this guy doing so much damage, Mods?
Easy clap by me.
even try it don't test me don't test me don't test me don't test me don't test
it catch a new playlist new playlist we gotta keep it we gotta keep ourselves
on our toes I need my ears to keep like getting different genres so I can keep
it's like a man it's like a math test next question when I get played this
bitch is gonna get fucked up my auntie moving to help your team cut misclicked
sorry I took the whole wave now my homie that is all you buddy I didn't
check it HP when I press my button. My tower! Come! Come! Come for me! Come here! Why does
he look like a panda? That's the age old question. Why does he look like a panda? He just wants
to feel liberated. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They said, did he say they're anti rats? It's
good. It's actually really good what's happening. No cap. Do you think I'm joking? I'm not.
That Lee Sin, what the fuck? Where is my dynad though? She has a pentakill here.
Oh my god that didn't happen
Shall we go change up here?
Holy moly
Holy moly
I think this fight is good but my jungler is uh
I don't know my jungler is split pushing
I don't know what my jungler is doing all game
Oh it's Scenarius jungle
Ahhhh
Yeah we kind of cook
Who's sniped Bandim? Who's sniped Scenarius?
He's a master EOTB, who banned him?
Let's go man
Where he's here?
I'm homeless, guys I'm homeless
Yeah, sweeper?
I'm just afraid of you.
What am I doing?
What am I supposed to do?
I don't get it, I don't get it.
The only thing I can do is group her.
Bashar hoping Dexmin is on the line with Jace.
Looks like he loses.
Oh, he won.
Pooch.
I'm so Bashar.
Are the alerts on?
The alerts are on, I think.
Chat, are the alerts on?
Okay, stop.
My jungler is perma farming, just power farming.
I can't fight anywhere.
I'll just play safe now.
My bad then.
Well, this is what happens if I don't commit and they just commit it.
I can't believe it.
Never lose a game.
My Diana is still a FK.
I think my Diana is refusing to win.
Mods.
Oh, maybe my Jack's kinda smurfed.
Wanna stop it?
Yeah, we kinda made it work.
Maybe I should have just ulted on the...
Maybe I should have just ulted on the Lee Sin, but I'm on the Jace, but I don't think I can kill him.
If I kill my jungler's camps, that means he has less camps to farm and he has to group more.
Gonna be bases for an item.
Nice! Good fight, good fight by me.
It's a really good fight for us.
Now he's quite smart by me there.
My agali vs my yone, shut up.
How do we not have mid tier one?
Shut up, man.
My dex is mega cool, man.
Well, we lost the game. Good job, man.
Jav, what is it every game? Enemy jungler is fey ker and my jungler is fucking fey ker der.
I don't get it there.
That's my baron move.
Shatter!
Now I know what you're thinking, wow, this Yone's missing every ult, and you'd be right!
But!
This game's on my fault.
It's not.
Hey, that's not Kopa.
It's not Kopa.
My jungler is refusing to play.
He is.
Enemy jungler is not refusing to play.
He's 23 out of 26 Kpika.
I can't move.
I am not negative gaming.
You might think I am, if Lee's in here again I'm gonna do a backflip I swear.
My team kinda cooked there.
Once you play!
This is the stupidest idea I've ever had.
Fuck that there.
This suckers level 16?
What?
We're level 14.
Huh.
Enemy jungles level 16 too.
Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why is my thunder in things?
Why, why, why, why, why, why is he fucking agree?
thing thing thing thing I'm getting in there the monster oh Leona is so beat oh
yeah killer curly this leeson's faker I've decided the faker at the worlds
chatter no no we keep going we keep going we haven't won a game today can
you believe it can you believe we haven't won one game today can you
What do you mean yes?
What do you mean yes?
at least in fga
at least in a solo beat like we're coming
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Here what up bosta?
Why is it bro?
What is it with boaster? He's become and he's become a chapter avocado king great and red king
omega-loon
Why do you have to put the omega low actual rat behavior?
Why is he writing omega low that guy?
Hey Jackson opus fucker
The only opus fucker
Now you in those I've seen you in those way Salta and Kevin
Me and my girlies me in my Jackson
Where the fuck is my helicopter going?
Your left sounds like who comes no it doesn't operation get three items is a go
Some car
I'm not stinky
Look look look don't look don't look wait leeson's just butthead
He's just gonna pentakill
Bro, what is that?
He's OP
Really is there I present you evidence one your honor nice job
but he's 23 and 3 my cus. Open the card shop already. Are all the rats standing outside
wanting to get into the card shop or what? I clutch this, I clutch this, don't worry.
I have an announcement to make, I have an announcement to make. It's a really big announcement,
I hope you guys will support me in this announcement for my career. I'm happy to
announce that I will no longer be playing Yone. I will be dropping Yone and not playing
it for the next 24 hours. We're gonna take a 24-hour break, okay? I don't believe in
giving up easily. When I play Akali, I'm actually 1v9 every game. It's crazy. It's
disgusting. I'm gapping everyone. When I play Yone, I'm losing to Air, 1v0 Mosquitoes.
So, with that stark contrast in performance,
oh wait, Mickey's D4, right?
I made the executive decision to get to lose to D2
if you ever wanna hit up a dual sesh.
Yeah, I was too high, low for him before,
but obviously I went to D2 now in case he wants to play.
Cause Mickey's in D4, so if he might hit me up then.
All right, should we open up the store while we're in queue?
Wait, I need to extract this thing.
When I extract this thing real quick, Chad, hold up.
Hold up, twice!
Chad, where is it?
It's in PC, right?
PC,
XC86, Steam, Steam apps, right?
Steam apps.
Common, replace these files, boom.
Chad, where do I put the plushies?
Chad, where do I put this shit?
Which folder where I put them I don't like read me files resources car. Where's resources
Post them in here. Oh, yeah, let's see it
Let's see it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Los Ratones metigies easy mega pace
Wait this this store is looking bussing the store is bussing look my reviews chat everyone loves it here
Everyone loves it in my store
Everyone loves it. Everyone loves my store. They love it. They love it. Oh
Yes, that's a big purchase by me buy some water buy some water you throw boxer
Stinky there's too many books in here
Yes, sir stinky again
Fucking the generator
Raptor yeah, I can AD I can AD
now important thing to do come on give me a Charizard first edition
Charizard first edition now come on where is it at the fucking dog shit game
try to go pt on Lucian next day go first strike why why let me check
Lucian everyone's going pta what are you on about the Guma Susie when pta he
You went mana flow scorch as well, you're not him little pup.
Where is everyone?
My store's looking kinda cool Chad, what do you think?
How do I open this door?
Stinky!
Yes sir?
You need to fix your layout?
What's wrong with my layout?
Yes sir, how can I help you?
Yes sir, how can I help you?
Thank you sir.
Ooh wait, can I pay my bills sir?
Wait, my rent is due in one day!
I need 40 bucks now!
Yo begging, please buy everything. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it.
Oh yeah, big one, big one, big one.
I need seven bucks. Anyone got seven bucks? This place gonna shut down.
You guys gonna support the local business. Come on man, don't be cringe.
That's such a losing position you're so fucked.
Yes sir, how can I help you?
$6.50 you must be fucking fucking me up sideways here.
I need seven bucks. I need ten cents! Ten cents please!
You guys are really fucking with me here.
actually $3.50 this is how I'm gonna do to you fucking idiot
broke now we're gonna increase prices here I think now we don't look at your
reviews a little expensive I hope they have some discount on pal dia evolved
packs yeah we got a big discount we got one cent off big discount in the in
the shop if you want to come in it's a one cent off now only the discount
now only chat what I build on Lucian what I build on Lucian what I want to
listen to chat man Eugene's clears all kpop groups I'm sorry they just do yeah
I have E starter not optimal my jungler has died the rap here is
Udyr also not optimal in master tier 32 months my guy thanks for being the
Go out
Malta moved her chowdy builder. I was gonna double on
Don't die just flash hook the wall where is my Nami why don't you go around on him?
This guy was griefing wasn't he miss Nordlis is
He's trying to hook my internet cable out. I think it's Samira base
Really Samira most unskilled a to carry in the game if you're a Samira ad carry main
You're basically does a cat arena mid laner you're a cat arena mid player
That's it. I don't get it there. Just don't fight can't fight never fight can't fight won't fight
Where's your damage? Where's your fucking rat rat guys? I don't know in this game. Why why is my jungler every game completely trolling?
What happened? How is he zero four?
Bot was mega one
De-de-de-de-de-de-de
Aaaaaaaaaaah
I'm just gonna retire from being a fucking Pokemon trainer
I swear, fuck this game
I'm becoming a Pokemon trainer full time
Just call me Ash Ketchup
Chew meee
Why do I get dog shit junglers?
And why am I grieving?
Why can't I get one jungler who ganks my lane and it works?
I haven't seen that in five games
Where my jungler right clicks my lane and something happens, that's good
Aaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaah
Phone's ringing, chat
I'll take this game into my own hands
Operation Rome is a go
I'm running mid
Can you walk up and hit them we win
Not bad
Who is he now? Who is he?
Turn the shit up.
Cleanse what? Cleanse what?
Cleanse Skarner Ulter!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
And then what the?
Who is he now? Who is he?
Who is he now? Who is he?
Oh my, oh my god.
I was really hoping
we'll come through.
Oh my, oh my god.
Nami!
You have an ultimate and a buble!
Can you fucking cast those spells?
No, there's no shot though
Why does someone I hate them
Suck me dry as well take my whole wave
Show what I build next show what I build next
What I build next chapter
Essence Reaver, let me check what Guma sucy built Kraken
And then he went static shift, huh? I don't need boots
Casio has no boots. I have no boots. We may get a fair game
Hit him! Why isn't she just ultimate?
Bro, can you fucking go in or what the?
La la la!
Shatter! Here's a kiss, you want a kiss?
What do you mean no? I just gave you a kiss.
Kiss me back there.
Give me this guy one tap my ass.
Alright, don't die in bot lane.
Good job Nami!
Lovely!
Easy! Easy chat!
Easy! Easy clappers!
Maybe I can fuck this Samira up a bit then.
Why do you take my midway? Why do you do that? Why do you do that then?
Could surf could surf could surf I feel like I need some attack speed
Baby and if it's quite all
Hong Kong Kong I see you fucking dead. I'm getting trolled
I'm getting trolled just going in you read
Mods
You baby, and if it's quite all right
Wait, you're kind of getting smoked here
Wait, you're kind of getting rolled. Oh my god. He's gonna live
Hey, oh my
Oh
Oh
Dead wait, how did you die sucker, baby
Hong Kong hit the clutch in
Hanker.
Time for the great streams.
Ah, mods.
Oh, you thought, oh you thought.
How is no one dead?
Guys, they're all 1HP. Is anyone doing damage?
How do I ever grow?
That's a kill. That was really well played by him.
Me, Flash ult, loler.
Fucking dumb fuck game.
Oh my god, man. Come on.
YY's, YY's, I couldn't move.
They should remove Leandry from the game.
Where they going baron hey hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
beat connect and beat connect
get in there get in there get in there
your blast guns gonna shun you a little
bit further than you might want but you
gotta have to go break it
okay you're fucking reported I swear on
your report I gave you a webbuff
stand in next to you come if I cast
you
Oh, I wish I had a lover that could hold me. Now I'm crying in my room. So skeptical and
Said I wanted more more more. I gave a second chance at Cupid
All right, come on rest my team at men
Rest my team at this. Oh, yes fucking uppa
grounded
Yes, come to my camp that I'm doing don't do your rules or your drum
You read yes more now. I wanted more more more
I gave a second chance at QP
Mactin stupid a clock in we carry this sir
I need ETA and ETA in a team fight now. I need this song in a team fighter
big lock in
Increases damaged out by 50%
Come cover me come cover me. I'm gonna glide. I'm gonna glide
I'm gonna glide with this shit. I'm a glider, but nomi nomi nomi nomi nomi nomi nomi nomi nomi nomi nomi
Where's my nomi? Where is she? Where is she? I'm Lucian. I'm Lucian me. I'm Lucian
I'm Lucian buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh
Where's nomi? It's like it's like Jesse without James in Team Rocket. Where you at bro?
Where I've got the mealt. Where's your fucking Ekans at? I just
What's his ETA? Fuckin' never.
Voderview, Voderview, Voderview, Voderview.
Where's my Nami at? Where is she? Where is she at?
How do we lose that game? Mods? Mods? How do we lose that game?
Buy armor pen. Buy armor pen. Buy armor pen.
With what money?! This motherfucker!
Buy armor pen. Buy it. Just buy six items. Just do that. Just do that.
fuck you want 49 where's my name yet where she where's my name yet she
presses me on me and then where does she go where are you going where are you
going I'm over here I'm over here ETA what's my ETA over here where where
where where where where where where I'm we can do whatever you like I'm at a
pay phone- different pages man what are you doing? fuck man what do you want? yes sir that'll be 34
dollars that'll be 34 dollars stinky stinky wait we need to reduce the cost discount 630 price
that is the best price on the market only in cathedral store fuck I'm up I can't chat I have
have to do it come on baby yes I knew I should come back I knew it I swear I
just unboxed it it was 100 it's about that hold on yes coconut wait this was a
monster opening pack yes sir what can I get for you that'll be 25 bucks yes
Yes ma'am. Thank you ma'am. Yes sir. Ooh, Gary now. Ooh, what's my ETA now, bitch?
134 market price. Yeah that's at least 155. At least. At least. At least.
Selling my cards here guys if you want to buy them. This one's 125 bucks. Yes sir, what
can I get you? I'm fucking rich. What's my ETA?
Wait, how do we expand? We need to make this business bigger. We're gonna build a business
empire here. We need more stock. And we need shop level 9.
Chad, how do we get shop level 9? Bro, can you fucking nod?
Firecup! Earthcup! It's firecup night! Get in there!
Yeah, we can swap. We can do whatever I like.
Okay, we're gonna make my main champ now chat. I'm done anything. I'm done anything
We go back to my one trick now. Yes, you bought it 155 bucks deal deal deal deal deal
Boba so pushy
700 bucks for the license are you what's being licensed by a plushie? Are you dumb?
Yes, sir
Yeah, what's the biggest upmarket value you can get in this game? Tell me now about your rent
I swear I paid my rent. Yeah, I paid my rent
chat what's the best price it's cards cards I don't want to buy cards I want to
buy I want to buy this one pal dia evolved box that's what I want wait
deal I'll buy the license anyone want to check out them is it worth to buy the
license chat why do I buy the license it makes no sense it's the same price
it's the same unit price so why did I do that it doesn't do shit fuck do you
want 125 bucks deal oh yeah oh yeah wait what the fuck I just buy this ain't
the cards wait that is by the wrong one where's my fucking box of cards I bought
Oh, yeah. Holy fuck, we're stacked up in this bitch. What do you mean this is
depressing? How is it depressing? I'm playing mega good in this game. I'm making
business chat. I'm making business. You know, where are we? Where were we?
I'm making good business. Alright, this game I'll carry. You know me, chat.
My Akali, my best champion. This is us now. I'm against Ezio Alditore.
It's your auditorium.
Mods?
Mods, check my thing.
That was a lot of damage.
VASSE!
Good job, Mundo.
I got a jungle key! I got a gank!
Oh my god, mommy, mommy!
Oh my god, and he set the wave up me perfectly.
I want to do things to you.
Now I'm gonna pop off chat, watch this.
This is called a Marklemont Masterclass, okay?
Hey, hey, hey!
It's okay, the Mark Lamont master class begins.
This is it.
I don't think I'm chasing that.
Wash this chatter.
Oh!
Oh, God!
That was strange.
That was strange.
What are we doing?
This is my world.
So why am I the escape-op happeneder?
This guy just doesn't farm. He refuses to farm.
Well can you fuck off? Talon is so unskilled. Our flash is so unskilled, it's so unskilled,
it's so unskilled, it's crazy. It's actually, he should be banned for that. He should be
banned for that. This is my world. What? We got ganked by the song next. Well I got
a big shot down I guess. Fuck it. I don't want to buy. No flash, no ignite.
How is enemy jungler 8 and 1?
Right, I told you, every game my jungler is getting gapped, nonsense.
Cats in my stomach when you walk in, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's watered everywhere.
Chat today is just not the day, is it?
How did that hit her?
Also wait, she is broken as fucker.
This Irelia is completely smurfing
Well, we have to kill Irelia and Diego and Talon and Syndra and then we can win a teamfight
I am a master team middle-enough good thing
I played Akali and Gionae before started watching you much love less than three
Who do I kill who can I kill they're gonna be winning mid top and bot now
What?
Heal me. Heal me. Why doesn't he heal me? What do I do? Can we just try it?
How is she able to just die if my Christ is only one?
How is that allowed? I could have followed her I guess but I don't know where she's going
If she goes to her Nexus towers, then I obviously can't do shit there. Guys, we're losing everywhere. What is happening?
Is anyone in the game?
You're just laning with me taking my minions, kuh?
Guys, what am I- wherever I go, the other side just dies.
Maybe I have a lot of damage though. I don't know. It's really hard to win this game, I think.
Everyone's useless. Thank you. Thanks for taking that to the double.
Guys, this can't be legal. What is happening?
CAN WE DO SOMETHING ANYWHERE?!
All you're doing is laning with me and taking my minions. Can we do something anywhere?
All my towers are dying.
You can't ping me. You can't you can't do that. You're fucking 60 CS down and you got solo killed five times
Well, I think I can't play now. I
Don't think I need flash. I don't think I need flash
But I feel like I can all
I don't think we can so maybe we can
There's mountain soul point and their gigafit everywhere with one huge team fight win into a Baron and then we can win
This guy is holding me hostage. I think I don't know if we can fight here
I'm glad I did.
Maybe we can try now actually.
Singular flash.
May I flip it here? Does this work? This wall?
Well it could be on Baron.
I can't enter.
I hate these games.
They're so annoying when everyone's useless.
I mean I can do things, but I can't do anything.
Because everyone's too fat on everything.
It's mega tanky.
Oh no, singular.
This guy is not taking damage.
I'm mega useless.
Yes, Terminus.
What an aura. Actually it wasn't the worst fight now, but it doesn't have any damage.
This guy says completely eBay.
Completely eBay.
Chat, I hate these games. I hate it though.
I hate these games.
Chat, how have I lost five games in a row today? I don't get it. I don't get it.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
Every game is just automatically lost by default.
It doesn't even matter if I run it down or not it's just insta-loss because my jungler bot is completely useless
So anyone want to buy some cards?
You want to buy some cards?
I need a better playlist
Throw away your boxes
I bet you're playing this game right now while watching the stream
How do you complete this game?
How do you complete this game? Let me think what's the fastest way I can make money?
Also, by the way, if you're gonna play this game, the 64 licenses are fucking useless,
don't buy them.
Man, how do I get more EXP for my shop levels?
Go recruit!
Wait!
Shop level 10 required.
Open packs?
Okay, I've got no problem doing that.
Oh no, I have to open packs.
Wait, this is so annoying.
Oh my god, I'm wasting so much money.
E-Pen!
I'm wasting so much money!
opening packs this is so sad I hope I don't get a really expensive card to
give me this all worth it that would really suck if I go a really expensive
card right now make money off of to run my shop it's a small business I need
some help here hello Bob luck mr. luck Bulbasaur trash cards I know I would
hate a 1k car a card right now please don't give me a 1k card I don't want
to get addicted to gambling and a trading card game online it doesn't
any money please don't do that to me
oh no my xp is going up fuck I have to keep opening packs I would hate to get an
expensive card right about now please don't get sir can I issue in this card
right here you're fucking red oh my god how me but I can't buy new packs I
need to upgrade my chocolate sell the expensive one for one day no that card
It's not going down from 1.5k
Someone will buy it. Someone
Someone buy it. I'm sure of it. Someone's gonna buy that 1.5k card. I know it
Chad what level wait my my my my my my my my my my windows
There we go Chad, how do I make someone buy that 1k card? How do I make someone buy that 1k card? I
Sold your what you sold your 1.5k card on day 15. Oh
Euler wait so many Oilers
Wait, the Oilers come out late night.
The Oilers come out at late night.
Wait, does the lights being on make me electricity bill go up?
Nah, sure you're not right then.
It does.
I need shop level 15, Obsidian Flame, Spider Pack looks fucking crazy.
Actually, you know what I need, Chet?
Let me think here, let me think.
Oh my god, I've just simulated it in my head.
Oh, my God, I need to sell these.
It's almost level nine.
Put your tables close to the door so they leave faster.
Oh, wait, I ended up in the shop.
What do you mean, so they leave faster?
Hold up.
Sniffy, how much?
88?
That's 100 bucks.
100 bucks.
100 bucks.
You, how much?
18 dollars?
46?
That's at least 25 bucks.
You, how much are we talking?
14?
That's at least 18 bucks.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
14 that's at least 18 bucks you how much you talking 13 that's at least 18 bucks 17 bucks you how much you talking 12
That's at least 15 bucks agreed agreed you $8 you're at least 12 big pace
Sir, let me get you a bag for that
Now get out we need more tables chat the tables are paying big-time money
Look they're playing against themselves, and it's giving me money. That's fucking massive
Wow, gotta take one of these. That's right! How many?
See, my shop is friendly and great. I need money. I need money. I need money.
Does someone lend me a small loan of a million dollars? Tables are generating minus a hundred dollars a day? What? What are you on about?
No they're not. Wait, these ones are the bad packs. Wait, I should open the blue ones.
Pudia Bevolved License Box 500 bucks it's a scam it's a scam I'm telling you
it's a scam yes sir what can I get for you that's it that's it that's all you
want to buy Walter White is playing on the table yeah I know this is a this is
actually the the poyos are manos chat so wait it's 10 bucks an hour it costs
70 bucks a day that's gotta be cap right I'm losing money am I losing money am
Am I losing money on these tables?
How do I make money on a table set?
Come on, give me an idea.
You have to run events.
Wait, this is just gonna cost me.
This is just gonna be way cheaper.
Chat, does anyone chat wanna invest?
Chat, which event should I use?
The firecup cost me 70 bucks a day.
A day.
A day.
No, I'm making good money here.
I'm making good.
Someone buy the 1K card
and I swear, God's so expensive.
Bro, get the fuck out then, idiot.
If you're broke, bitch, just say so.
Next, I need more of these packs.
Yes, sir.
That's it.
That's it.
Is that it?
Sorry, Chai, I'm eating.
Chai, I love chili flakes.
See, I also chai love chili flakes.
Nice, we're gonna buy two of these.
We're gonna buy one of those.
And one of those.
Huge.
Yes, sir.
Nice, I got my new packages.
Buuuut...
Wait, I didn't want these ones!
I bought the shit packs again!
Fucking...
Fucking dog shit, I bought the wrong packs again.
Did he buy the 1k?
No, he didn't. You're fucking me.
Why is it 32 bucks? Oh my god, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Oh my god, I have a big, big, big buy here.
I have a big buy here.
If someone could just buy my shit real quick, that'll be great
Someone clean these streets. Who's fucking littering all this shit?
Oh, yes, sir
15 bucks
Okay, now
We check out
Check me out now
Huge holy fuck the business is popping off now. Oh my god. I'm gonna get a fucking Charizard
I'm the best booster pack store on the planet. Look at this
Wait, we just had a small change in pricing.
It's actually 6.35 now.
Yes, sir.
Oh yeah, come on.
You guys, you guys buy the packs and I'll open them, deal.
Fuck, how's it about the open packs, you rat?
I need to hire someone to open packs.
I'll buy the packs, you open them, deal.
Oh, you're a boat!
I'm meeting Chad, hold on.
Yes, sir!
Where are my customers at?
Why is there a buying anything?
There's a one there's one of these cards for a hundred bucks if you want to get it
Raboot
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Yes, yes, yes, yes, they leave
Right you how much eight now you're 13 cut
Elect, electric kid eight now you're at least 13
Stinky
Where come on? Where's business at? Where's business at business is slow today is it?
What the fuck is everyone at there?
Can I shop can they shop online chat?
Can I make a website?
Your cards are too expensive. No, not the only like
Okay, we'll put them at six the card is really cheap
Wait, what do you mean my price is too expensive?
The people love it the people love it
Let's try six bucks. Here happens. Let's see the next customer that comes in for six bucks. You you're my test experiment. How many packs?
How many packs how many packs?
Yes, ma'am
Fair price? Yes, and how many are you gonna buy with that fair price?
Oh my god!
It's a fair price!
It's a good deal, it's a good deal. Everyone step right up.
Sir, how many are you gonna buy?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Looks good, doesn't it?
You're fucking pathetic.
Run a tournament. How do you run a tournament?
I don't get it, sir.
I'm just gonna lose money.
This is a good price, Chad. This card is worth $19,444.
I have it at 1503.
36.
Go firecup. Will I make money if I go firecup now chat? Yes or no?
I need people to spend their money in my shop so I can make my shop bigger and make more money.
All you guys are doing are playing tables.
Press confirm event. I pressed it.
It's confirmed!
It's confirmed. Are you gonna play League still? Yeah, I am just eating real quick. I have my client open.
Okay, can't end on a loss. That's the law.
We're closing, man. We're closing. Buy the one kick out or get out.
How do I kick her out of our fucking chair? How do I kick her out there?
I can't even kick her out there. You have the same hand.
Sir, would you like to buy some packs? They're on a discount price.
Yeah? Oh, he's copying some packs. Oh, new prices? How many packs? How many
packs? New prices.
Two. Why the fuck did I change the price?
Why did I change the price?
Bro late night is big-pace bro. You are all but you're fucking cringe
Someone buy some packs
There we go. That's many more of you in this store. Thank you. Good citizen. Thank you, sir
Try putting the prices below market price
Okay, I did it now what now other oh my god. He copped up
Where is bro this guy's in the bison packs
I'm not going to end the day chat Walter whites here. So we should keep the day going
Wait a fucking Walter white go
Don't choose drugs choose Pokemon
Okay, what else could I add to my stack chat the figurines sell well do they sell good
What is the best product to sell chat? So I'm telling the boxes
The boxes he says
That is a smart purchase by me
Watch my income today chat. Yeah, we're gonna do market price. We knew five
Bucks, we're gonna try it
35 bucks for the boxes. What do we think?
What do we think guys? What do we think? What do we think? How many boxes to be buy?
Hey, good deal. Good deal. I have to buy these boxes
order them
Then put them on the shelves after opening the box so you will pay my service charge
Okay, we'll do 30. Chill out. Chill out. Business is slow today chat. That's why I'm
trying to eat. You know what that means. I'm not losing profits. I'm making a
shit ton of money out here. Even Walter White shops here. Yes, I got a war
turtle, Walter. Walter the war turtle. Oh my god, Stinky's here. Oh my god, I'm
making so much money. I'm making so much money. Not bad sales on the
boxes chatter not bad sales I'm almost anything we can queue up come on give
me a 1k card chat you get more XP if you open up more expensive cards your
packs are a scam you're talking like you're a customer shut the fuck up my
packs are great the customers love it you're not buying shit shut up look at
the reviews look lost ratones TGC mega pace is clean I love it great
service faster reliable the cards are really cheap you see good price your
you're just a yapper. You're just jealous because I'm making business. I'm making business.
I'm making bank and business. This is a steal but I don't have enough money. It is a steal.
You're right. It doesn't increase it by 100 bucks. There's no such thing as a steal in
a cable store. It's either a scam or a fair price. There's no such thing as a steal.
Someone comes to the chat and says, can you open a box? But if I start opening
boxes we're gonna go bankrupt in record time nice I need more boxes I need this
box wait no I need this box no I need this box come on baby chat am I playing
the game well or bad chat you get more XP if it's a higher level card pack yes
don't raise prices above market value why not the I swear I'm selling the
same amount actually this is fucking joke I'm selling the same amount of cards
it's a joke I'm making the mega expensive and deal with it I know I'm the
only shop in town the box is going up 35 again you bought one though you bought
one though and so did you even though it was pricey you need me you need me
Okay, we'll do some price on that gun 33 final offer deal
Okay, 32
Deal 500 bucks though. Fuck it. I did it the box is ill
Stinky
He says fair price. I'd say in the back you saw that
33 bucks after I sprayed you
Bitch, you better be paying me
Come on. Where's the business at the not a bad price, bro. You're a homie
here we go now we make the big bucks shit we can't buy it yet though pay your
bills I don't have any bills come on give me something good open a box I'm
not opening a box yes bro I'm gonna be the richest store in town that's 135
that's 15 that's 10 yes ma'am yes oh my god chat the pace is picking up big
time now. This is big now. These boxes are fucking huge. 41, they're 52. 52 price deal.
Deal? Oh my god. Those boxes are gonna make me rich. Rich, I say. Not a bad price, that's
That's what I'm saying.
Hmm.
We're almost level 10, then we can hire someone.
When I hire someone, I can just open Paxol game.
Here we go.
I worked in another shop for a few months and gained experience.
500 bucks processing fee.
Stinker!
Buy something.
The price is good.
La la la.
Oh my god, another big pull by me.
Yes!
I'm actually a rich cat.
You have a test and you're watching me?
Why?
Why is no one buying anything?
What happened?
Where did all the customers go?
The prices aren't high.
The prices aren't high.
Chad, we're gonna go back to...
We're gonna go back to League of the Second, I promise.
Oh my God, allocated.
I love allocated.
12, huh?
33 bucks only.
This is fine.
Bro, that's what I'm saying.
Buy loads.
Oh
Yeah, what do I buy now?
Sleeves why sleeves wait do I sell these hold up?
Wait, we're gonna sell so many sleeves. Oh
My god so many people gonna buy these things. It's on say Sally
Damn how much do you sell for two thirty three forty? Oh
Sorry sir, I didn't see you there out there. I'm actually making big bank now
Minus 250 bucks. Wait, where's the alert box at? Why did no one say the alert box wasn't on? Did someone gift subs or some shit?
You're sky with the 10 gifted almost love are you protesting roles with your 0% win in the Kali?
shut up
Someone's called alias 98 and in 10 years that I have a hospital appointment to go to wish me luck rats. Yo alias 98
Good luck. Oh, let's go man. Good luck
Smile
Where is everyone at my shop is here by the way the doors there dumb fuck
That's what I told her XTD
Mm-hmm
Polk, let's go man. No, we don't want a card
Monk, why are they yawning about them? We'll do 250 my bad. Yo, chill out. Wow. Gonna take one of those now
We're back
Yep, the customers are flowing in now. Oh, yeah. Oh
oh yeah yes sir that's what I'm talking about bruh that's what I'm talking
about way more of him in this crop
I'm getting fucking rich out here
do we buy more boxes or do we buy more
weaves tempting but I'm not money oh my god people want that card expand the
store we don't need to expand yet for making good money oh yeah have another
box more sleeves where that came from sir ma'am the sleeves are on this
counter mmm good price right how many how many how many that's it we need to
buy something. We could go for the renovation. Boom! Oh my god.
Pog, let's go, man.
Hashir Sidrall counting the money he makes every time someone cancels something.
Nice! Then the store's looking kinda clean.
Paldia Evolved, kinda expensive. Which one's that?
do 49 just for you ma'am just for you babe buy it up buy it up now I need some
more shelves oh my god genius actually from me now we're getting some paste
chat we need to buy some deodorant deodorant sells pretty quick we need to
buy more deodorant deodorant is where it's at the sleeves are doing well
Let's do it an extra five cent higher therefore on average
What's he so hard you scared me hard no I called out your things. Oh my god, we're actually making big money
Wait, let me think
Stalker
What up?
The top watched streaming in the league categories and even streaming league XDD. Yeah, I'm streaming league. I'm gonna go back to league now. I promise sir
I'm almost anything. I just wanted to play this while I was eating
Hold up a seeder less than three. Oh
My god chat my my store is actually getting huge now. So you don't need to stay here. You don't need to go to league
Okay, I'll stay here a bit. We'll stay here for a little bit
Welcome back to League of Psycho.
You're my League Frogs, I know you want to see my Yone, I'll be there soon.
Mmmm, you're a spiritual game.
But we do need to do something really important, and that's gamma the fuck out of this game.
What's that then?
Skyline reached an 83 Euros.
Look my messages before KaxDD.
What were your messages before, Ke?
What did you say?
You lost your girlfriend earlier today in a bad mood, you're giving me a smile
so I'll say thanks to you and the Red Gang.
You're a much love man, thanks to you bro.
You don't have to don't know.
Yo fucker.
Get on the grind now.
Get on the grind.
Whatever you are putting off, focus up on it.
Shout out about opening a box.
You're always watching Machine Man and that's always got you.
Seedle, what are your predictions for the upcoming games?
Um, the viewers win.
The viewers win.
Joking, joking, you can sit down.
Come on, come on.
Come on, we need more than that, we need more than that though.
Yes!
We need more than that, we need more than that though.
A little bit more, come on, come on baby.
One more, one more, come on.
One more, one more, one more.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not bad at all, what's up Walter?
You're just gonna fucking leave? That's it.
I wanna make my store bigger.
I wanna make my store bigger.
Maybe we need more playing tables.
A workbench. What can I do in a workbench shed?
Work, work on what?
Work on what? On the bench.
I've already been on the bench before, it's boring.
Let's go, man.
You can bundle up all your check cards.
Chains, procedurals, bankrupts, the XDD.
Wait, really? I need to restock.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
Yo, guys, you wanna buy something?
buy something thoughts deal what do you think did you enjoy your time here sir
I hope you have a good day these mother suckers better pay up I swear to God
where is everyone buying shit you buy the cards are you going you verse the
box good luck come on man late night late night business sucks late night
businesses trash what's the lore of this game my name is Mark Pedro Lamont and
I'm locked the fuck in that's the law Chad I think we're gonna have to the fuck
are you doing with my box sir can someone bite what happened to these things
by the way okay here we go how much profit did I make tonight
hi we're having a sale not enough car we're having a sale today we're having
a sale we're making a deal we're making a deal listen everybody we're having a
sale I know you're my same customers that come every day buying the same
packs because I'm trapped in a fucking film that looks like that one that Jim
carries in your sky thanks for the 20 gifted you're crazy much love and I
know you're the same customers over and over but the prices are down and
The money is up, false and feelings.
You sir, how much, how much on a pay?
Those message made me happy.
You almost lost Skylar.
No, right, wrong browser.
Maybe you should stay, what, maybe I should, what?
Maybe you should stay a little bit longer,
longer price.
Yo, you guys, your message is made Skylar happy.
Good job, Chad.
Good job, Chad.
Oh my God, oh my God, we got some business now.
Oh my God, we got the business.
We got the business. Come on. Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me. We're selling big time now.
I knew I would make a profit.
Come on, sir. How many boxes you got? Talk to me. Five, six of them.
Not bad. Not bad, sir.
Yes, how many?
Yo, Scudder is spamming the gift and subs. What the fuck? Are you crazy?
Oy la. Oy la.
Oy la.
Thanks for the 10 gifted.
chat say thank you chat I want to sell these things the table tubes PPX you
guys just be quiet and the meals are packed man I might open a box I might
open a box I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I don't know box Chet the boxes
have a higher chance of getting Chinese and the the boosters I'm sorry Miss
Jackson oh my god the money is for
lowing look at how many customers I got
the they're buying deodorant they're
buying boxes they're buying car packs
what do you got for me miss a box just
one that's it oh yeah we're all going
to the shelves what are we thinking
what are we thinking huh what's
expensive okay that is big expensive
Come back! Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. Come on, come on, come on!
He moved a big one, he moved a big one. One big one. One big one.
One time. One time, one time, one time, one time, one time, one time.
Sorry guys, I went to the toilet. Anyone want to buy something?
welcome wait where's my employee where's my employee yet where's he at
dumbfucker we need more stock we must stock
Skylar age donated three euros I'll give 10 more subs for the rat gang if you
say Jamon teach at say lame a year in French BC I am deal
yeah I'm on mon chat sess less what I don't know what the fuck I'm saying
So what am I saying that's your employees standing outside? Well is he dumb? He just needs to turn around
Fuck is dumb fuck doing you work here
Man the counter now. Are you fucking DC get on the counter now?
Now this is the counter you check them out
Now stay there. I'm gonna make us millions
Come on, baby. I can feel it coming a big one is brewing. It's brewing. It's brewing in the ocean
a wave is about to hit a big wave a big wave is coming chat how are we doing are
we checking out the customers are we happy you know what this place needs
needs more cards to sell yo she like a good little word huh take his money
don't give him change thank you good deal we need to buy something figurines
Maybe it's time for some figurines, Chet.
Hmm... Your Skyler gifted 50 subs!
Your Chet, say thank you.
50 gifted subs!
Wait, Mickey X wanted a duo queue with me.
He said stop being a cashier.
What?!
Check him out, check him out, check him out!
Wait, I'm actually making big bank out here.
What do I need, Chet? I need more boosted packs.
Look, let's go, man.
Smooch.
Read your reviews.
My reviews are probably crazy good, aren't they?
Five stars, five stars, five stars.
I'm running a business here, chat.
Please don't distract me.
Yes, sir.
I only have one hour left.
I told you I was getting a banger.
I told you.
Yes.
Hey, if the shop may, if they stink, spray them,
dumb fucker.
And put it back on the shelf.
We're gonna sell some cards,
and then I'm gonna put the fucking expensive one up.
We have some pristine additions.
Are you gonna fucking...
Move, idiot.
I should actually take money back off him for that.
Are you fucking crying?
You're about to get fucking fired, dumb fuck.
Chat, our figurine's worth it.
I'm gonna buy the 900 bucks Squirtle.
It's gonna be a really good investment.
Fucking sell shit, cah?
Oh yeah, take that card.
Wait till you see this one.
540 bucks right there.
Another card here.
1.8k.
Now, we have some good cards in here.
Are you fucking dumb?
Let's go man.
Fucking dumb fuck. He's fired.
Useless. How much is my profit?
500 bucks profit!
We're open for business, we're open for business.
Come on in, come on in, come on in, all three of you, come on in.
Look at the display of cards.
We got a five hundred and forty bucks card great deal rainbow shiny tree, then we're gonna
Yeah, yeah talk to me
You're fucking banned
Where do you know to go guys guys guys guys we gotta buy cards before we can sit down you can't do that to me
We got some brand new squirtle accessories coming in soon
You all you're gonna do is buy more things so I can make you buy more things deal
Did you take the card?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. What can I he bought wait the one K guard is gone. He's gonna buy the one K card. Oh
My god. Oh my god. I'm rich. I'm rich. Oh
My god
Go and play that next game for the subs and the gangsting deal
Well, I'm doing some mathematics chatter. Oh my god. Oh, yeah, we are open for business. Oh my god. We're rich
Welcome welcome welcome
Oilers
Euler
Euler. Oh my god. I love your oil
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. We got some squirrels
Wait
What the fuck the square towels are squished
What do you mean? What a steal?
They're getting them for free!
They just got four of them for free!
Oh, never mind. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Me and Michael X do OQ.
Chat, how do I make it so the prices aren't in multiples of fucking decimals?
Oh my god, Euler.
Stinky!
No.
We wound it, chat. We wound it.
How many people fucking stagged?
Oh my god.
Watch this.
Damn!
Wait, so you're a fucking oil machine.
Oil machine.
Guys, I need a little break, I need a break, I need a break, I need to open some, um...
Damn!
Move it.
Nah, that's cap, right?
Ooh, how much are...
Oh my god, bro, these packs!
I don't know what happened, but everyone's trying to buy more stuff.
Do you think T1 will have a chance to win Worlds somehow again?
No, because you're using rods.
Oh he bought the 551 49 months hitting the button for another month seed
Hold up traffic. I don't even know those
Making big monies though. I do want to open some boxes though. Let's save game chatter
Where's Mickey on a horn discord? Yes, go fuck it mask off
This guy want to swap her we can swap her chat. How do we go from here?
no one's buying the figurines they are a bit overpriced what do you mean you
found someone to carry you no I didn't we're gonna buy one more there oh my
god I'm like a I'm like a convenience store your skyline with an aunt and
you did thanks for taking it to go Michael X is playing his signature rel
what should I play with that rel enemy team is playing via slow chat I
I think it's time for a game of Lissandra.
I wanna show him that I'm really good.
Oh, it's a Yone game, I think.
Growing up, I was confused.
I accidentally bought boxes.
All right, chat.
I need to carry Mickey X.
I need to carry Mickey X.
Save game, save, boom.
I saved.
I need to carry Mickey X.
He's Loilo, so I'll show him.
I might call him on Discord.
I don't know if he's gonna...
I don't know if he's not gonna Discord,
Little pup can't carry a box of cards and he carrying Mickey X ain't no way. I don't know if he's gonna leak some sheet
Okay, we're not gonna call cuz we're scared of him leaking something
Well, I've read Mickey X support so mid is one. I'll show him how good my young is he's gonna see my impact
My one who wins this matchup respect respect sucker
HAHAHA! Never trust a rat there.
Shad, where was my good Raspstack?
Nice, Michael X!
I cancelled a lot of that there.
Yeah, that's right there.
That's right! I got Mickey X on my team, sucker!
That's me and him. That's me and him together.
Wait, I forgot to fist bump him.
Yo, yo, yo, any fist bumpers?
Nah, he's gonna see me pop off on Yone in this game.
He's gonna say, damn.
That fire is angry.
My support inted me there.
I pinged Michael X to come dive mid, he didn't listen.
He didn't listen. They can't be T1 if they don't listen to my ping.
They can't do it!
He needs to lock in that guy.
Man, I should put Shad on.
No queen wall.
Holy fuck, the mid gap is crazy. It's not sad. It's in the Shadda.
It's kinda crazy.
Shad, be honest.
I'm gapping, be honest.
Be honest, I'm gapping.
Don't light yourself up.
girl let's talk about love good death Mickey that's what I see good death
Mickey what do you mean it hurts watching you you're thanks a thousand
base Cajal please yeah more and solo few more these streams my favorite the
please yeah more and solo few more so you like my yo-yo is what you're saying
these streams are my favorites you like these streams more in the co-streams so
So you're saying you like my Yone though, hold up there.
Hold up there.
Chat, who?
Who?
Say who.
Who?
Say who, Chat?
I love your Yone, my come makes me feel good about my much loved.
This Yone, this side of the box.
Yeah, get him, Mickey.
Mickey!
What's going on top?
What's going on top?
Mid is one, bot is one.
We have two G2 players.
I'm Capsa.
This support on your team might even be better than Carrier. What do you think?
XGD, Corp. Sunset's ahead of you. Is the application for the opponent mid still available?
I heard that you play them more than your editors.
I got Blade of the Woman King now. Miki! Miki! I'll carry, just let me base it.
I will carry now.
any fight any fight I pop off mid lane when I have seen in years any fight is
good 25 but it's okay to get my only ahead this happens if you get my
only ahead you player I'm not a court jester I'm a fucking
Yone God
No flash on Fiora. I forced it. Mods are
Locking
Chagal looking
Mickey X minds me the big brother friend when back in the day played soccer match
So I'm able had my friend always bought his big brother to carry him so he could win. What am I?
He's not big brother. I'm big brother. I'm big brother
RTP
Nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative
It gets the people going
Mama mama mama don't sell a be able to take a poor boy and see don't give up
Sucka Sucka
Why am I chain CC'd?
Chuck what is this song bro? What is the song?
Now I'm popping off it. I'm popping off it. I need to farm more xDD
If I ultimate there, I would kill everyone
Where we good? You don't see FM back chat? What's your favorite song, Rel? I'm training
his APM so he can write his favorite song while thinking about where to ward while also
timing some... good question. Right now? Space by Billy Cliffo. Orchestral version.
Okay, we got it on. This is Mickey's favorite song. This is from a movie.
Why? Why? How am I so feeded? But it's because their champs are good against Yone, right?
Fiora counters me. Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey.
I'm gonna lock him now, I promise. Let me put my lock in someone. I'm here now,
I want to make you lose you
We're trolling Mickey. Well, I'm trolling, but you're okay. We're both rolling, but how do I play teamfights?
Anything anything chat. Let me process information real quick lock it zone. Yes old old
Okay, I'm going in last
I'm not going in he's never gonna do it you again. Yes. He's gonna do it with me again. No
Oh my god, why does he take my waves?
He's got his LDR soon.
You should play bot, yeah I should but I think I lose to Fiora.
Come on Mark, you got this game.
Just play the teamfights a bit smartier.
I love you king rat
Hold on, I'll leave that to the game
This Fiora is so broken
Hopefully this works
Yes sir
Only burn
Wow, mom I made it
Soda ulting Rakan, is it bad?
I mean when I watch LPL play and LCK play
They always use their ults on the front line
And then just kill the front line and then fight to one
So I'm thinking like maybe I should just ult the Rakan and fuck him up
And you're in Masta bro, shut up
Nine months, what are we naming our kid Marl?
M. Fred
oh my god I flashed into the wall oh my god he just ran through the bombs oh my
god holy shit I'm playing my team liquid I'm farming good I'm laning good
but I get the team fights and I break my ankles come on marker classic chat
should I go shield bow and white waker is that good or bad there should I
build them both yes maybe I shouldn't base here am I fucking my team by
Like of Kafka and Chastle or something.
Huge place by the support of a Yi too.
Easy win, an easy win, an easy win.
100% rate, me and Michael X, if we ever play competitive together.
Same story, same story.
Same story.
He said no Yone for the next 24 hours.
It was a special occasion, okay? It was a special occasion.
It was a special occasion.
I'm not carried.
I'm not carried.
Cheers.
out of elo hell one game at a time hit me up if you need another sesh watch the
new phanatic video what's the funny video kajal predicts worlds meta draft
but this is what I was talking about we did a video together we were drafting
as on the worlds patch but we were drafting a month ago so this is one
one month ago this video we filmed it and then the players guessed whose draft was better
maybe they're not that OP
so he's playing against APA
yeah he's playing against APA
I mean APC was the best
more than mic sucks
yone?
yeah
he banned my yone
I said yone is OP it works
I know Kader is a healthy game changer you know
what the fuck
I will ban
Yeah, I didn't know what was gonna be meta for Worlds, so I just thought Z5 were good bans on one side.
18, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll just ban Braum.
Braum, Braum.
I'll ban...
Oh, let's go, man!
Oh wait, I know it boxes echoing.
Jax.
I have to first pick, right?
Yeah.
I mean, DT got nerfed, and I've got nerfed, but I'll still first pick it.
Let's see.
First pick him up?
Yeah, first pick him up.
Holy fuck, bro.
know that this is the world's patch and neither of us knew what the world's patch would be okay
neither of us knew what the world's patch would be this completely guessing i'll take uh jinn
and i'll pick jinn poppy i'll pick sejani and leona right about that bro i thought poppy flex on
on red side would be OP. I'll play Jarvan and then I'll ban Taliyah. It's so hard to
think of champions when you can't see them it's so weird I don't love long
oh man I said okay I'll pick Orianna on 4. What do I pick? I don't know. I think I pick Renektoni. I should have picked Renektoni.
Show me a mid lane home. The Poppy flex is strong as fuck man.
I kind of fax every champion I wanna pick, bro.
Huh?
Hmm...
What do I pick?
I think you have one champ.
Maybe, but I don't like it.
My opinion, maybe like a...
Actually, no, I think it's from the draft maybe.
I would pick like a Kali, you know, but that kind of poppy kind of faxed that.
I don't wanna do that one.
Yeah, I thought poppy flex here was good actually.
So I just have to go Sündra, honestly.
Yeah, poppy.
Yeah.
Can you click on the supports?
I don't know what was a good champion.
I think my best option is...
it's probably Rakan or Nautilus, I think.
I think maybe Bard goes mega hard in this comp or...
I don't know why I was so obsessed with Bard.
I think I'll go for Nautilus.
Nauti, boy.
Nauti or Rakan?
Yeah, I'll go Nauti.
I tested I tested the poppy flex on red side first game because we're doing it's
the best of three I thought maybe I'll just try this if it works I didn't like
it too much I think to go to my opinion I think maybe Daniel there I don't know
how you want to play guy into poppy every champion like I was thinking about
this around mid lane I shouldn't like one other yeah because then you pick
Ariana if it's like a major methanol she's like pretty strong yeah and then
whatever I want to pick into it is actually good then we get yeah I think
I should have picked Gallio support on five actually I thought I was scared you
were gonna blind like that near top or something even then it's gonna be hard
or like tenon top but canons nerf now cannon got nerfed so Poppy blind I
feel like so yeah I thought Gallio cuz my comp only like the main thing is
this right would you know yeah but I don't know if you can play you know
I had no idea what the phoenix temple was but I was just drafting like what I thought
the B.O.P.
It works.
It works.
I think MMR is the first thing that I can have to say is that the audio is so bad.
It's neat much.
This is how it's done.
I don't understand why there is a pop-in blind against MMR.
Let's see.
Right side.
Right?
I'm going to take the right side.
Okay, I'll go right.
Wait, why does it say Susan?
I mean, it's because of... I think these poppy blinds are very acidic poppy now.
Sure, poppy liners are on the way, but they seem to be decent, you know.
Like, they're pretty bright and they're great, so poppies come back when you fucks.
Wait, what did Dom say?
Thoughts on giving Yone such the cream Tien?
Not happening.
And the audio is kind of hard to hear the players.
Yeah, but it can't be these fucks.
I hope it wins in any way.
You will say, I can't do this.
Like a tournament, it's unbelievable.
No, it's not.
It's on tournament, yes.
No, I will win first.
OK, so what are we deciding on?
Right.
Right.
They liked my draft.
I think leftist Thomas Bickerson in the first place.
I think leftist Thomas Bickerson in the second place.
I think they all knew that this was night shares draft because he's basically drafting for them
The audio is pretty bad. Yeah, that's correct. Yeah, I think poppy flex on red side blind is quite strong on this patch maybe because
Canon nerve makes it so top line is harder. It's good into Cassante Rennington
Think it's maybe my mistake was picking Jarvan on three. I'm not sure
Chats, shut up, stop something NPC. Bro, this is September the fucking 5th or some shit
we're filming this. I had no idea what the world's patch should be.
I'm guessing. I'm dinking out loud. I'm learning as I'm going.
You'll see something here that happens.
Yeah, maybe other stars better.
No, Galio's good as well, but I think other stars are pretty open-verse, I think.
You like my draft more?
PogChamp?
Are you ready?
So then I was on Blue side and I said, I was talking with Night Sharebit and I said,
I think Yone's gonna be monster broken at Worlds.
Yeah.
I'll ban Poppy.
But then they came up with a solution to it.
They came up with a solution to it here.
You'll see their solution.
But I don't know if I, in the moment I thought he was right and all the players
thought he was right with the solution.
In hindsight, I don't think that solution is correct.
Why?
You'll see, I'll show you.
I don't want to skip.
I don't know what's OP man, seriously. I don't know what's BAN. Ash, I guess.
Yeah, I'm sure I'll be what you did.
What do I want in a battle, bro?
What's on G4? Aurora?
It's a nice one actually. I don't know.
I forgot about Aurora until the second game when I realized it wasn't disabled.
Because it was like the disabled patch and then worlds patch it's enabled.
Sure, bro. Fucking clue.
I don't know what's with my cat, he's nerfed, yeah.
I guess you can just ban... nah, okay, oh.
Why is there Yone clips with me?
I mean, I do love the Korean drafts.
Yeah, I'll just say, stay tuned.
So, Frenic's solution to the Yone first pick when we were doing his content piece
was to set Renekton Flex into Yone as the counter.
I was like hmm I wasn't sure how bad your neighbors renegade mid matchup was but it kind of makes sense in my head
Here I thought maokai but
I wasn't sure if maokai's good. I don't know if I don't know if maokai was good on this patch and ivram was also nerfed
I'll take jacks and
So I just took ad I think I should have taken jungle. I wasn't sure what goes over you or not
They touched something on her or no
No crisis fine. Yeah, I'll go
Wait actually
Yeah, I got cash
I'm banning right?
I want a bun bro
Yeah, I'll ban
I'll ban you
I'll ban real action
I'll ban Liana
Yeah, we're not. This is actually a really fun content piece
I was learning a lot as I was going because I was really not sure
The support situation is a bit skilled now.
I will ban Northus.
Good one. I'll take Rakan.
I knew you would take Rakan.
I mean this is how it goes, sadly.
Can you keep on supporting?
I didn't know what champs there are, man.
You can go like Barth or something.
Yeah, I was thinking Barth or Alistar.
Can you go Diamond?
I will take...
I don't think it could be mega int, but it's a flip maybe. I'll take Seraphine.
I thought Seraphine support could be good.
I think I have to go Malkai, but if there's something better, it's Lilia as well.
But bad, bad, I think.
I don't know if it's good lane.
Yeah, it's really really really sad. I think I'll just go Malkai, I guess.
Yeah, I thought the Maokai nerfs would be too powerful, and I felt really bad going Maokai here, but I didn't think I had a choice.
So I wasn't sure what was OP on the patch. I think the problem was Heban Braum, Iban Rail, Hebans Leona, Iban Nautilus.
Now I've got nothing I should just go Alistar here
I think I think if I go Alistar support then I'm cooking, but I don't know why I'm playing
I don't know my brain told me to just pick Seraphine. Okay
Yeah, I think I shouldn't have picked you on free
Yone first pick that's a cage will draft all they all said
Because I was telling them all in the backs for the content I was like guys
I think Yone's OP like I'm convinced and I was telling them like I'm sure Yone's OP
So they all instantly as soon as we did this content piece they all instantly knew it was me who picks the Yone first pick
And they all wanted right side
Yeah, I think none of us really know that Yone was that broken, you know.
And Maokai was actually good.
I think a lot of us running impression or collective was that Maokai was kind of useless and Renek encounters Yone.
I just think I shouldn't have picked Seraphine support.
They didn't learn the W, actually, but you can understand the songs.
Why is it a complete model?
I think I should just not play Seraphine.
I don't know why my head told me to pick Seraphine support.
support.
I don't know why they did that.
Like, it's not.
They might as well have a good game.
What is it, if they have played the new
record player?
That's a new record player.
I've been there lately.
I've been there.
I've been there.
I've been there.
So, right?
Okay.
I'm sad you can't hear the player audio very well, they basically said it's my draft.
But then, then, you know, we went into game 3 and even though every player said Yone is
terrible, you know what I did?
They all said it's useless if Renekton's open and I was like nope, I refuse to believe you.
I'm convinced this champ is going to be strong at Worlds, I'm convinced this champ is blindable.
Okay, what do I do?
Is this guy going to age really poorly or is it going to...
No, that was funny. So he did the same thing again, but I was like, in my head I was like, I don't think Renekton mid counts, there's no way.
Yeah, yeah. And what else?
Do I want to pick jungle or do I want to pick something else?
Ooh, just pick.
They nerfed Ezreal or did they do something to it?
I don't know if they touched Ezreal too much.
Okay, just pick Ezreal.
You're flexing, I can see it.
You're flexing both, you don't grab.
I thought you would put Ezreal mid into Yone, I don't know why.
I will pick...
I think I trolled here.
I think I should have done Kaisa rumble if I had a little bit more information.
I think it's insane.
Or Malka.
This brown pick lost me the game by the way, I think this draft.
I think I should have just banned brown on blue side, I don't know why I didn't ban it.
I don't know why I picked Ornn.
In my head when I picked Yone, I was like, hmm...
I need more AoE damage.
I need some AoE somewhere, so I thought rumble was useless, so I went Ornn.
what i wanna pick jungle bro
can you show me top laner real quick
i think i wanna ban
i wanna ban veintop
nah
nah
this is by the jacks
just in case
i don't know
what do i wanna buy
veintop is a dying spot
do i just wanna buy support
and then leave it be
It's a man around.
I don't know.
I completely trolled the 4-5 men.
What support do you pick if they pick Braum on 3 and ban Rakan?
What support do you play with Kaisa?
Like, tell me, anyone?
I support you play with Kaisa into this.
Well then...
What can you play?
I should just ban Dane.
Just into this.
What can you play?
Do you just have to pick Nautilus and take it in the S?
Is that it then?
Why can't you...
I was stuck here.
This one scenario, I got stuck with Kaisa and Ezreal and Brown with two support pens.
I was completely stuck.
I entered the spot.
to counter pick
I think I'll just pick Nidany
Nadell
I don't know what else
I will play Lillia
and support
I will play Kintrick support
I should play Viego I think
but I shouldn't have picked Ornn
but Lillias couldn't Niddy
but here I will start
I have to pick Bard, I don't know
I don't think there is anything
It's terrible which one I like the most actually they must have cut it because I
think I sat there for about five minutes thinking about support because I said I
was talking to him I was like I don't have anything bar you must have cut it
Which one I like the most?
I think you have one mega pick.
Well, semi mega pick.
Oh well.
But I don't think it's that good actually.
What was I thinking about? I forgot.
Bro, I don't know what else I'm thinking about.
Mordekaiser!
Oh, I was thinking of Mordekaiser.
So I think I honestly...
I don't know what else I'm thinking about.
Yeah, I thought you would go Camille or something like that.
I feel like enemy team wins in 10 minutes or loses in 10 minutes.
But my team I don't know I should pick Diego if I'm going barred, but I also think I should pick Diego if I go like
To be honest, I think oh my god. What was I thinking on the world's patch man in my head?
I thought Ornn was the only player champ I could play if the enemy team has Renekton flex and Cassante then
Because I don't know why I picked that
So yeah
But yeah, the Flanek boys really liked the okay the nidalee Renekton draft. It's like
If you wouldn't pick a fucking 4-5 Lily, I'm picking more than that.
Yeah, you're a Mordekaiser, but Mordekaiser's unity is kind of...
No, I could pick it on 4, but then I was thinking he's gonna pick something that's going into it.
I don't know if you're gonna hear their audio, but basically they said that the bot matchup for Kaisa Bard is trash.
Yeah, I'm in top.
Oh, you can actually hear them.
Top is Justin and it says Camille. Is Camille later on?
Okay.
I think I know who is left side is 100% Thomas they knew it was there they knew
every draft ability was their coach is right
I think a right side brawler is better
Let's say this is a right side
I'm in Kaiser but this was the worst part ever
I'm in Kaiser and also the big part I'm touching Insta
yeah there's no support there that's good I think
I think Braum on three with two sport bands so it's a lane swapper
Why you know the Susan I don't know why did they call me Susan
It's actually funny this feels like a time capsule because it was one month ago. It's actually kind of funny. I don't know I
Forgot about this video
I think that brown pick is just GG.
GG Tomas, you won.
I hope you guys enjoyed the content and don't forget to drop a like and subscribe.
Yeah, I don't know. I learned that if anything has... I don't know, I feel like we're drafting. It's like you learn through trial and error.
Any team has, like, funny that Thomas banned Yone against Cajal, but not against Top Esports?
What?
He didn't ban Yone against me. He left it open both times.
Oh, on Blues on the first game he banned it.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Alright, where were we chat? What were we doing? I forgot.
oh yeah we were playing we were playing league of legends what did mickey say?
tie tie? okay mickey's gone into scrims check check my damage dealt
highest damage dealt check I see that you see that there should we play some more TCG?
wait chat I'm gonna put a sign up somewhere to toilet I haven't peed in like five hours
and I've been edging myself ever since we watched that video
hold on
okay be over here for a second
Azir has nothing in the early game.
I should main Azir, god damn!
That's a good play.
That's fast, that's me.
That's a champion.
I made the shit off.
Oh my god!
That was sick.
What a droop play.
Nice, I'm looking at you for it now.
Let's go.
Thank God it came back.
Thanks, Blitz.
That's what I like about Karris.
Oh hell, yes.
What should we do, should we play some more TGGC or should we play some solo queue?
TGGC or some solo queue?
Holy fuck, this chat wants TGGC.
You missed my dono cut?
What did you say?
Not sure if you saw my dono earlier but I just got back from hospital.
The good news is my left testicle is saved from the day.
The bad news is I know I now have to watch my yone, love you red king.
You got surgery on your testicle and the worst part of your day is watching me play Yone?
Are you fucking fried?
How is he right?
How is he right?
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twice. Two Rabootz, good choice, good choice sir. Two Rabootz is a good choice.
Look what I got. I got a cookie. How much are you? Yes sir, step right up a shower.
Making good business. Say yes. Is it boxes or packs? What sells better?
Boxes? Yeah, I think the big box is at the boxes. But I can't buy them yet.
I need level 16. Read your store reviews. I don't need to. I know everyone loves it here.
If they get scammed, I unscam them. It's simple.
Organize the shelves. I don't need to organize. They'll find them.
I'm gonna make a big investment here.
Yo, give me a good investment here.
Ten bucks for a Pikachu V-Star.
Sorry about that then.
Have a good day.
Ten bucks for a Pokemon V-Star. Stop using your own product.
Who's gonna use my product if I don't?
Oh, get out.
Hey, came back in!
Yes, ma'am.
Thank you.
Business is slow.
Oh, there's an alert box.
Come on, don't know.
Hello, cage, I just visited your trading card store today and I absolutely love it, but I was put off purchasing anything because a very smelly man, he was behind the till serving customers.
I fired him, don't worry.
Let's see what the reviews say.
4.48.
They love it here.
They love it here.
So where's my money?
Where's my money?
nice nice that's more like it you're right no one is buying these figurines
what is saying once chat I think our best product is these boxes these are
best product how many people stink in this world can you fucking not come on
guys buy the boxes by the boxes how much for the blastoise 13 at least it's
shiny. Got a workbench? What does a workbench do? What does a workbench do, Cheta? It gets with
all your trash cards. Well, it's actually pretty big. Thank you, sir. Good deal. Let's go, man.
Why are people not buying more? They're gonna listen to plan chat. I'm gonna get a workbench.
I'm gonna save up for a workbench
Huh buy something get auto-scent no, I don't mind. I don't mind using the air-conditioning
Next workbench is a mega scam. I'm more of everything. I have every product in stealth stop
What do you mean buy more of everything? I'm stackered. Oh, I could buy wait one box
Two packs.
The figurines are fucking cheeks, you're right.
The figurines are fucking dog shit.
Nice, we avoided a bullet there.
Nice.
Now we wait.
Now we just make big money on this.
Right?
We don't end the day yet.
Motherfuckers buying.
The plushies are cheeks.
Plushies are trash.
I'm not making any money on the plushies.
Cat, I'm in the negatis, I'm in the negatis.
Come in, come in.
Come inside.
I need another one of these, chat.
I need another card table, maybe, so I can put more cards.
Is that a good idea?
I know it's a good idea.
Yes!
I knew it!
Not bad.
Not bad.
Yes, ma'am.
Can I suggest not playing the way the game I'm doing it?
I think I'm done buying it and it's working, but I don't know if it'll work for
everyone.
Reviews.
How we looking?
Great reviews great reviews come pick up one of those cards go and do it you don't like these cards, huh?
Oh, that is pretty pricey
Hill I
Board game licenses
Our ball games are attack them. Oh, yeah, this one these prices are fair
These prices are fair
Yeah, we're gonna go board games now
$39 for them. It's 30% above market price. Yes. So what go on the market then I am the market
I am the knight and Batman. I'm literally Batman of Pokemon stores
$7 for a card purchase. Are you fucking weird?
Okay, now it's time for the big face
Yeah, 155, baby
155
There it is. Here we go
Brand new product fresh product fresh product just arrived the user fresh product just arrived come cop the fresh product
Insta sold 150 bucks. Oh, I told you I'm got here in this game. I'm a business man
I'm a businessman, Chatter.
Eugh, stinky.
Chatter, how do I get big money?
Not bad though.
These figurines gotta go.
These figurines gotta go.
Chatter, shelf organization, determine who buys what, no shots, right?
There's no way to that picky.
It's a little expensive. What's a little expensive, you dumb fuck?
This is great prices.
If you're broke, bitch, just say so.
Holy fuck, business is booming right now.
This is booming
Why we sell your stock for buying more?
Because I trust my business decisions and I will invest in the late game
What are you saying? We're not booming?
Chatter, how much money does your store have? Look at mine
And my organization need to be the work, but yeah, we need to let it
Fuck it. I know how to solve the organization problem. Come on
Oh by the
You have thieves in your store? There's no thieves in my store.
Yes. Yes, more of that then.
No one buys the square towels! I don't get it.
Discount price. Sales are going crazy, Chad. I told you.
We're absolutely booming.
Why is no one buying my shit? What did you say?
Good price. That's fucking right. Good price.
I think my biggest selling point is the cards that I've opened.
Oh my god, the squadrons are selling!
Holy fuck, we're rich!
Wait, what was I gonna buy?
Cards, leaves.
Oh, wait, we could buy Diza.
Chat, we could buy Diza.
These ones are gonna sell big time.
Chat, we're doing market research here.
Walter White.
You're under arrest for stinking like shit.
Chat, I put a price.
Here we go. Now tell me you want those dices.
Did I put the right price?
Let's do 18...
30 for the dices. Come on. Buy that shit.
Buy that shit. Buy that shit now. You bought one? You bought one?
You're so dumb.
How do we get more business? How do we make business boom? I have an idea.
I have an idea. Hold on, I'll put the lights on in a sec. I'm just opening some packs.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Nice pull.
Nice pulls.
Pretty good pulls, I would say.
Oh my god, the dice is just setting now.
Yes, ma'am.
Holy fuck, the dice is just starting to sell.
That's huge.
I need to do some market research.
We put that at the beginning, so I see that first.
Then we put the trolley here.
I think it's just a change of environment
for everyone will be good.
People need a change of environment.
Now they're ready to buy.
look at the difference of shop now nice nice nice nice let's think about this
Mac let's think about this we have now we gotta move this
organization skills 101 Mac oh my god I love this song perfect see the customers
are flying in I told you all day is a change of environment yes man what can
I get through there we go holy fuck how much money this satisfied 13
customers why a great streamer played game 40 I'm making $537 from games we
need more gamers we need more gamers oh my god you are my favorite get Magnus
Carlson and we can do a 1v10 in chess welcome welcome welcome take a seat
take a seat good price people happy we're gonna take one of those that's
right there now we make another day another dollar the ever after did exist
holding you like this yep yep chat how do you start a tournament oh my god
people love this store let's go man people love this store they love it
it's their favorite look the reviews chat they love it here we got a price
reduction today one time only how do we fix this I've got a good idea big pools
in that pack big pools in that deck and ironically how do I make it bigger it's
too expensive man it's too expensive unlock a second shop wait people are
coming in to play on the tables that's good that's good we're making big
bucks from these tables so when the oath came in and the roof came out
Yeah, you wanna buy some cards?
The black box is just selling good.
Oh my god, Euler.
We need more stock.
We need more stock.
No, we don't need more stock.
We got a lot of stock.
We need to get through the stock.
We need to get through the stock.
I can do that.
Chat, the higher level the pack, the more money I make off it.
Yes or no?
Where's my big-paced card at?
If you're organized, you're selling more?
There's no evidence of that.
We'll buy two of those, we'll buy four of those.
Everyone loves Monopoly.
Stanky!
Yes ma'am, yes sir.
Now we're taking my shop, one to ten.
I'm not even gonna say one random.
I bought those one second ago.
Just made money on them chat.
Don't need even businessmen.
That's useless.
That's so useless.
Come in lady.
Oh my god, we're stuck.
We're stocked up.
Holy fuck.
Wait, it's going good.
Yes, sir.
Let's go, man.
Nice.
Now we buy a workbench.
We combine the powers of God and anime.
And then we're soldered.
Don't worry, chat. I know what I'm doing.
Why is there 27k people sitting here watching me play fucking Pokemon?
The fuck are you doing?
The fuck are you doing?
are you all just ill or what are you just fucking ill it's crazy we're here
for the music in the chat no you're not come on someone give me 200 bucks
someone give me someone give me some I should charge you fucking double for
stinking you're actually sick right now oh here's my number
Is there anything I can buy?
AutoSendT1000, I need that later on.
Come on guys, I need some money!
Listen!
I need 80 bucks and I'm gonna make magic!
80 bucks and I make magic!
80 bucks and I make some magic!
Level 15 required. Hold on, I just got an idea.
What if I was to just pull that card?
Buy something now, buy it!
I need a work bench. Can I go in this door?
What can I open the door? But you can open it how?
Oh it's the second shop. It's fucking tiny bruh.
Yo! Is this guy gonna buy some shit or not?
Is he gonna buy some shit or is he just gonna fucking kick that?
Are you just watching?
Yo Walter, buy something!
What are we doing guys? We all stopped buying! What happened?
Wait I have the money! What do I press chat?
It's useless!
What is this?
I get it!
Wait, I have so many cards.
Wait, it's actually a scambox.
Hulk, let's go, man.
Can't don't get it.
I don't understand what I'm doing.
Wait, how many cards do I have?
Oh, it's just a complete scamas box.
Our positives today for sure.
When can I make a profit?
Ooh, wait, I get it, I get it.
We put them all common
And bundle them all together we make a mega scam box right?
It's 10% off everyone it's 10% off
The scammers pokemon boxes are 10% off
Step right up
We're mega selling today. Okay business is booming
Business is booming chatter
Hold up
But no one's buying the scam boxes
Not a bad price at all. That's right
No one's buying it. Oh my god. I had to pay my bills. I had to pay my bills
Monopoly is, oh my god, those sold mega-quick.
Holy fuck, wait, I'm making so much money!
Wait, I'm making so much money!
The dices are selling as well!
Where are those dices at?
Where are the dices at?
I forgot!
Oh yeah, here.
Where are my baskets?
It bugged!
Oh yeah, we need more of these.
I need money.
Ugh, the stench.
Yeah, get the fuck out, idiot.
Out!
Now that's in!
Move it.
There's a perfect song
It's a perfect song
Holy fuck look at all my boxes all I see is a prophet
She needs someone to work the counter can someone do it in chat, but don't roll
James you see see the monopoly sell quick. I need to hire some fraud. Hi
dumb fuck
Processing fee 500 bucks again. What?
500 bucks for a fraud
That's a complete scam.
We put the cards back up.
The cards are my best sellers.
Chat, does anyone completed this game?
Who has the biggest store in the game?
Chat, my cards are running low.
I'm running low on cards, Chat.
I think we need to do something about the cards that are running low on.
Let's go, man.
These suckers keep taking the cards too quickly.
Can I have a second?
Guys, can I have a second? I have something really important to do right now.
Can you stop buying things?
Yes! No!
Plus it's a hundred bucks.
Come on!
Not bad.
Yeah, no one's buying the used Pokemon card boxes.
No one's buying them.
My father's birthday is fifty-one.
Your birthday, your happy birthday Joey.
Make it cheaper.
His chat is so ill.
One of those Georgian cans might be half empty, but it's not my fault.
No refunds.
No refunds.
Fuck, fuck, what do we need to do right now?
Oh no, I got a box, how do I, chat, how do I, oh, I missed a click, shit!
Fuck, let's go.
Someone has resubbed.
They're a pro-proxster, thanks for the tier two, you're fucking ballistic.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
I need to hire someone now.
I need to get shop level 15.
Other than opening packs, how do you level up quick?
Hmm, what's been my, chat, is there a way to see what my best seller has been?
I wanna know what my best seller has been.
has been. Oh he bought the trash shitter. Have fun. You're so clueless. Below 25 cents.
Common only. Oh my god why would you buy gift boxes. So bad. I can't get that box.
Oh there we go. I have a thousand bucks. What do I do with a thousand bucks? Wait I have
more shit in here we're kind of popping off Chad they rent no what if we made it
bigger 900 bucks are someone to do what the stock can I can I hire someone to
organize everything I guess I just have to open these I don't know else put
and chat. Stinky! Double Stinky! I'm clutching. I need to iron someone. But chat I can't
iron them! I have to be mega high level! Oh Monopoly classic! Bro Monopoly sells, Monopoly
sells big time. People love the Monopoly. Chat I think we need to get a big business
boom here. Bro where is my big one? Chat I need a big one. Where's my big one,
Where's my big one at?
No?
No?
I want a Charizard First Edition Shadowless Base Set PSA 14.
Give it to me.
Now, press enter to start the next day.
No, no, no.
I don't want to enter yet.
Chat, does this one have the Charizard in it?
It's got a Charizard on the picture.
It does.
We've made a profit that can now fuel my addiction.
Are we done?
Holy fuck look how much profit I made Chad look at my profit. Look at this. What's bottom right? Look bottom right there? Oh
My god, I've got an idea
Gamber
This guy in Chad says do you know what liquidity is motherfucker? I don't know what the fucking liquid is
I don't know what a gas is who cares all I know is it's solid and has a Charizard in it
Fuck I need to hire someone. I really thought
opening more back more boxes
Come on. We need the Charizard
Try how much is the Charizard?
I think we can hit it to the Golden Charizard. Come on! I need to hit this.
All I'm gonna do is build such a big shop. It's gonna sell the best quality
product. I'm gonna hire employees to make profits. All the profits will go to
me opening cloud packs. To make more profits. It's a good business model.
Trust the process. Hashtag keeps smiling.
It's so monkey Mickey. Come on it's in here somewhere. It's in here somewhere.
Come on, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Come on baby!
Sorry guys, sorry about that, we had an emergency!
Niiixt!
Niiixt!
Neeeext!
Don't buy those packs in future.
Neeeext!
Neeeext!
Nèxt!
Come on, bro!
Where's that?
It has to be in here somewhere, right?
It's one percent chance I do it a hundred times. I should have it right what are the reviews like are we loving it?
Are we loving it here? Oh, yes
They love it here. They love it next
Wait chat. I have too much liquid now. I need to make it into a solid. I'm knocking down a wall boom
Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Talk to me
Stinker no anti-smell delivery inbound
next
Stop buying my packs
We good there and good for a second here. I'm busy here come on, baby
Only this one Charizard and then we can open up the biggest story you've ever seen in your life
I don't like this table here
1050 bucks
Where we where we?
Chad
Where's my golden Charizard at? We got more packs. Why don't I say that sir?
You have an empty stink machine in the shop. I don't oh
Wait that boxes outside your right?
Where's my Charizard V-star?
We're actually getting some good pace here
That wasn't too bad. Oh fill this bitch up. Oh, yeah guys. We're not buying anymore guys. We're not buying any more weapon
Why did we stop buying guys? Talk to me. Oh, there we are
Holy fuck. This is my Gamma corner right here with Charizards
This is the Gamma corner everyone happy everyone happy. Come on, baby
one hit
Not bad.
That's my shelf.
Why is no one shopping anymore Chatham?
Everyone stop shopping and I'll get it then.
Chatham what are the ads? What are the ads? What are the ads?
Oh shit speaking of ads.
Speaking of ads real quick.
That quick thing.
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You got loads of different finishes and you can check out all different licensed artworks
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I forget you can use code Cade on checkout or you can just wait or you can just wait.
Oh god.
Sorry sir.
I forgot to close my shop.
Oh, oila.
You're buying the right packs there sir.
Next.
Chad, what should I do with my money?
Buy more packs.
Good answer.
Chad!
The game's gotta give me a hit.
Chad, I don't need to hire.
I just stand here, open packs, put the packs back, check out, open packs.
Why don't you need to hire anyone?
Oh!
Wait, this guy bought what? Monopolies? Oh, the monopolies is big money.
Restock what?
Well, restock what?
We're fully stocked everywhere, Chad.
Nothing we're not stocked with is a first edition Charizard.
I don't need to hire a sink machine either.
Chad, this is so bad. Where's the pay set?
I hate this fucking game.
Game sucks.
Chat, does my homie restock everything if I hire him?
Does he like do the orders?
What are we running low on?
They go next take.
We're making big profits.
I know exactly where my profits are.
I know exactly where my profits are.
My profits are right here.
Monopoly.
Chat, trust me.
Trust me.
It's a monopoly angle.
No variety just like your stream.
Trust me when I say it's Monopoly angle.
Hey! Get away from there!
Kat, you will see.
You trust me, Chatter?
Everyone loves Monopoly.
You all have phones, right?
You all like Monopoly, right?
Bro, we can't open packs to this song. I'm sorry.
That's more like it.
Brittany, hit me.
Come on, Brittany. Hit me.
Come here with the Charizard.
Dinky.
Monopoly. Boom. Insta-salt.
There it is. Monopoly in deodorant is what I sell here.
Oh my god, another monopoly. Loneliness.
Another monopoly. I'm a genius. I'm like Mark Sockenberg.
I like the sound of opening the box. Sorry, sir.
Oh my god, I can't wait to get some more packs opened
The monopoly shut
And I'll tell you it's the monopolies
And I'll tell you it's the monopoly shut look how much money I'm making for monopoly
Holy fucker
In more cards. What do you think I have a card store?
Come on
Back to get my that's the right Charizard, but I need him to glow I need him to glow give me a glowing Charizard right now
Glowing Charizard right now
is killing me come on the glowing charizard right now where's my glowing
charizard at holy shit what's more 8 p.m. playing this game or playing Evelyn
I think playing this game yes sir we stack up on the cards some fuck I need
someone to work the desk come on 18 bucks nice 27 keep going higher higher
Higher higher come on higher Monopoly's chat. I told you
Monopoly's big money is my shelf 23
It's coming
62 come on come on come on it's here 24
We're almost there
Well
Even right this album
Ninety-two!
Twenty-six!
The pace is good!
This guy wants to get scammed, deserves for being smelly.
Now get the fuck out there.
We're level fifteen.
You're...
Hired.
Tell me he can right click
Come on
24 come on
Stinky a double stinker on the left flanker yo sucker
Man the counter this guy's taking forever
We ain't got time bro get on that skin
Nice. He's on the counter perfect
now I didn't know you could do it like that that's huge now make sure make sure
that you charge them all full price I'll be over here if you just put it in the
door you need to where I put the second one where is the second one go I got
bigger fish to fry come on no matter
Not bad everything good in the hood come on man. How many packs have I opened the samurai nice
Nice
nice
Where's my fucking car tether?
Where is my other stink machine go chatter?
Why on the side of the door why?
Why I made big profit today
Monopoly stock is good
It's not worth getting the 64 license is it the quantity unit price is the same or nice the monopoly is flying
Do we need to restock the shelves? How we looking?
Looks good to me Chad looks good to me vintage cup price. That's fucking right bitch
Yes, yes, there it is. I knew it was coming
I knew it was coming!
I knew that was coming!
You, motherfucker, stay!
He just tuned in, you fucking stay!
But it's not good enough!
Le-Anti-Stink!
We need to make it bigger!
It's my corner.
It's my open corner.
Someone's gonna buy that 2x4k card, right?
There ain't no broke boys in this city.
It's empty in here, bro!
We need to order some stock.
Anti-Stink is working!
Anti-Stink is working!
I think I made a great shop.
Like I don't want a self-glaze here, but I think I've made a great shopping.
Need for Schneed donated three euros. I've been working at this shit-ass card store for two weeks.
My manager keeps hiding in the back opening packs, and the costumers are disgusted. Should I tell HR?
Shut up. Nice, ten bucks. No one's buying the 2.4k bucks.
Let's go
We're gonna have to drop the price a little bit there
The money is good though. The money is good. We're making good money here. Oh
It's the water tournament. Why wait does that mean it's gonna make my water card sell better?
Make me money. Oh
Nice, I'm making good business here. Nice
Stinky inbound stinky inbound
Lock in
let's go man nice we restock a bit here restock a little bit huge huge I have
too much stocker what I do to my stocker anymore these is fuck I could be
opening packs right now huge pace oh let's go man next DD holy fuck the pace
is good 64th oh let's go man T1 run it back holy fuck I'm actually
Organizing let's go man
Perfect timing
Chad the building's filling. Oh you spoil going oh
Water
That is going really well. Let's go man. Don't have any more diseases
Anybody more diseases. Let me think let me think let me think we're gonna sell that bitch a supper. Let's go man my rap king
Holy fuck! I'm actually getting rich!
One more duke, we can do that!
We can do that!
How much profit, how much profit?
Minus 600, what?
Where's my profit at?
I love this song.
Yeah, yeah.
I love this song.
Open Sesame.
How are we doing, Kurt?
Now I ain't got no money.
I got my Gamba.
Not bad. Not bad.
Chai, it takes so long to get levels. How do I level up plaster?
Step right up!
2,200!
Eh? I ain't got no Beatles.
Yeah.
Come on, baby. Come on. Where is the empty? It's dry.
It's dry.
Try different pack. Try different pack again.
Oh, I'm due a win. I'm sure of it. You're right there.
Huh?
Someone says earlier you asked what we were watching you for well you helped me run 14 kilometers
In those 14 kilometers. I got like 14 in this great game though
Who's really winning? I got I got a golden for alligator. Yo, what's the hold up? What's the hold up?
What's the hold up?
Are you dumb move over? I think over done fuck where you at?
3.2k most every night
Shop level 17 required what?
What?
Chateau have higher chance in the boxes than the packs. Yes or no
5k
Where we I could buy the box chat I
Got to buy the box chatting talking up bro. What is the hold up?
But this guy should be fired on the spot right now
Now, Chad, the people leave.
Cuff, what's at the price?
Market price 60.74, are you lying?
Ho ho ho!
I'm gonna make big money on those ones.
I don't know how to put these.
Oh, I guess we'll just have to.
Nice.
Well, Chad, you know what they say.
You don't really know what you're selling
until you test your product.
One box, one box, one box.
One box.
I need to see what I'm selling here.
You gotta test your, you gotta taste your meal
to give it to the restaurant what else is there yep I'm glad we're selling this
this is a fucking scam no that's a good sale yep the thing we're selling this
dog shit that was a fucking waste of money let's sell more of those let me
think let me think let me think let me think let me think let me think let me
think I need to get higher level I want to get one more block here for the
shop fuck I don't know how to reorganize my shop I feel like the
The organization in my shop is already really good.
What else can I get? Oh, I could get another card table. That's quite...
Wait.
Genius purchase by me.
Oh my...
WHAT?!
Where's all the cards at, co?
Fuck, if we're gonna put more cards up, we gotta open more boxes.
Wait.
And a little bit more, a little bit more, a little bit more.
We got a lot of cards for sale.
Yeah, we should make some scam boxes.
Chat, I think my marketing tool is working. Thoughts?
I think my marketing tool is working.
We're gonna do the the vintage cup
The vintage cup
Chat if I if I if I get him to restock shit when I buy shit does he restock it from outside?
We're doing a restock here. He's fast on restocking this motherfucker
You're hired
We got two employees chat. Can we end today and then tomorrow we have a mega day?
I'm gonna make this motherfucker restock the world
Fuck it's quite late at night. What if I was to
Check your ratings. I know my ratings are S tier
I'm like a museum at this point. I have some cards that they've never seen in their life
All right enough of this queue up some Yone
Unless Mickey wants to do it again, but it looks like he's away
Looks like Mickey's not there. Wait, you're outside, Co
Can I also fill up the shelf with no labels?
Yes, chat. Does that mean he's gonna fucking chat with no labels? Does that mean he's gonna fucking do the thing?
I don't get it
Is he gonna do this thing? He's putting it on the floor
That he's putting it on the floor. Is he late to work that sucker? Wait, why my minus six?
Where's the guy that's restocking stuff at the you're late
You're late. What are you doing in that box then? This is a fucking mess
I worked in another shop for a few months and gain experience just finished art school
You basically got fired because you're dumb as fuck. What is this?
Wait, I have an idea. I actually have a genius idea. I have a really good idea.
What are you doing in the box then? Take this one quicker.
Steal the ones with 32 in them away from him.
Four. How fast is he at the four stack? He must be quicker on the four stack, right?
He's faster on the four stack. He's just the same speed on every item.
I take all the 32 ones away, and I don't order it packs anymore,
because DumbFuck doesn't have to use them.
You're doing good. You're doing good, Rat. You're doing good.
Keep stalking, keep stalking. We've got a good business going here.
Listen, I'm gonna have to take a meeting, okay guys? So don't be idiots.
Come on. Come on baby. Come on baby, talk to me.
Read your ratings. My ratings are world-class.
Look at my ratings. 5 stars.
What is it?
129 donated 3 euros. Guys please help me. Cedral is my employer and I'm trying my hardest
but he's fired me first already. I'm scared he'll fire me again. I need the money.
Nice! Nice! We're getting some good cards here chat. Nice! We're getting some good
hits this is kinda good. I have an idea. Chat, I need to fill up my water. But I
have a wireless mouse. I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. Three K card. You're lying. You're
lying. You're fucking dumb. That's all you are. Fucking dumb. Why did you do that? I'm
actually got big profit, Chatter. I'm making big profit. Was that a one K card?
I just started a new job, but I just keep stealing all our property in the end of the time too slow. I'm scared
I ain't a good card
Chat I must be do a big one here. I think I'm do a big one soon. We need to make more money
Get the work get the work right
You better be organizing that as well. Oh my coming. I'm gonna
Need for she donated. I'm getting another calls
instead of you hiding and opening packs from your own store you might want to
expand the room you fucking take a shit fuck up idiot I can't expand the room
in time level 17 dumb fuck let me open up let me open up packs idiot this guy
backseating my store when I'm making mega profits I'm running the store
trust your boss trust your boss this is my money I've invested there nothing
good when I get level 17 we can really pace it up but I think we need to stop
on the red packs for now I'm getting different exp per open I don't get it
what the fuck is a tetramon base I don't want to get rid of my my cards
chat. Is it better to do any rarity? Yeah, I guess max one dollar is fine. Yeah, we can
put these on the thing. You probably have some ghost cards. What are ghost cards?
Back to the last phase of your binder.
So now, can you help me and spam Cuttle fraud? He'll give more subs if it's a deal.
What? What are you talking about? Chat is so dumb. No, I don't know where I am.
Don't have any ghost cards yet. What's a ghost card chat?
What's a ghost card? You sold the ghosts. What do you mean? I sold the ghosts
Forced and donated five euros day 100 of working at my local card shop
My boss is sprinting around the shop like a crack fiend like you wait
I can buy these from aging through our stock of cards
I can hear faint chewing noises in the way these are battle decks though
Chad and the battle decks have any good in them
Did these have anything good in them?
You can't open it.
What you mean I can't open it?
Open, open, open.
Quick on, quick on before they come in.
Why can't I open them?
Pat, I don't know why I'm doing a big one soon.
Like, I swear it's gone dry.
What message?
What message?
What message want me to read?
I learned boxes bugged it.
Not bad then, not bad, any more of those sounds then.
The cheers one?
Hi back, thanks Chad, thanks for helping me so much, Kodrel, I'll give more subs if it's a deal.
Deal.
I'm Kodrel Fraud, what the fuck, why?
Chad, I'm gonna try it.
Chad, green or red, deluxe?
Wait, is mom a milk?
Nine tails or muscarotta?
Iceland donated 3 euros and 64 cents.
Hey brother, my team is split on opinion and I wanted your opinion to help.
What are your thoughts on lightning scrims?
Are they beneficial or do they want the slash harmful?
Thanks a bunch.
So many C teams do it.
So many teams like once a week they have like blitz scrims.
Oh shits!
But I don't think it's that big of a deal.
Hey it can be a fun way.
fun way to like uh de-stress if you're having a bad time in scrims
practice with the early game first 10 minutes end first time in a 10 wait chat one more box and
then we're gonna level up are we gonna champion skew tonight uh no i'm kind of over champion skew
i'm not over it maybe we'll do it one night but like um it starts way too late when i get so
tired so quick i feel like the content is bad i feel like yo that's what we need but we need
I need that in Charizard form!
I feel like the content, I'm not really saying anything.
I don't really feel like I'm giving you any content.
That's a ghost.
What do we do with the ghost chat?
Bob donated 5 euros.
I was being called halfway editing his video to stock up the shelves,
him not giving food for days so I'm slow with it.
The boss laughs at me while opening packs in his corner.
At least I can eat the cardboard boxes once I'm done
Bro, can you fucking hurry up?
I don't like seeing queues in my fucking shop
Where'd he go?
Back on the fucking shit- Back on the shit there
I need to expend, expend, expend, expre-
What do I need? What did I say I didn't need to try that? I forgot
There's a box here, what do we do with it?
Shit, I opened it!
I'm paying so many bills. Can you fucking hurry up, man? What is that queue?
Yeah, for sure.
I've been doing a fan meet around the time.
Can't leak though.
Yeah, for sure.
I would love to hand me a gift.
Hand me a gift, it's awesome.
Who needs leak when there's shopping?
Ghost cards are store in different album.
Ghost cards are store in different album.
Chad, should I sell my ghost card?
I don't get it.
No, why not?
Display them, why?
If you display them, you get more customers.
You're lying.
Chad, why do I get a display one?
Card display table, level 20.
oh where's box men are you fried there's a smaller one oh yeah where's my ghost look
at it okay we're making money we're making money we're making money we're
making money why don't we just the pace that second I move the cashier
I need a 2k card, now give it to me
$5,000 card, now!
$5,000 card, now!
$5,000 card
Bro, are you deseed?
There's restocked to be stocked, you fucking rat
Why doesn't he organize the shit?
Are you done?
Why did his get here?
Why is that there?
Where is my big card at?
I must be getting scammed here
BOOM
boom look at that space look at that space wait I can make this place so much
better it's come to me I have an idea I have an idea oh my god I have an idea
Cheta watch this let's go man closing time kick them out let him cook
out we're cooking the display cabinet in the back what do you think Cheta I
I actually like the cards here. I like the cards here. I like these here. Not bad. I kind of cooked it. I
kind of cooked there
Be honest
Now we're locked in
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now we start stocking those shelves. Where we at the oh, I think it's open that guy's useless for stocking shelves
I can stack these things myself. I can't clean it. I don't understand. I don't understand how to clean it
Minus one hundred and sixty nine dollars
What are you doing all day?
You're fired
Idiot chase fired. He's completely griefing
He's completely griefing chatter
Seven okay. Well, we do have a lot of stock that means getting it off. Hold up. How are you the minus?
I'm running minus
No, the cashier is useless. Oh, I could have made him a cashier instead of firing him
Wait, you're right. How many people in this queue?
Move all right back to the counter idiot. We can we stop them this the shelves
Damn, we're really shaping up to be clean
Cuthick roll
No, it is a 2k card and we're back. Yeah, we give that to kill it. We can open open
We're gonna open up our own Pokemon store all way chat. I have product true chat. I have product to sell
Didi didi didi didi didi didi didi
The tables are blocking him now who?
Business is flowing
Nice
Move the shelves a little bit forward so they can go back to back
Don't worry about the shelves. Don't worry about shelves worry about
If this has a fucking legendary Charizard in it or not
That's what we should be worried about there.
Oh!
Not bad.
Good box, good box.
I've learned something in this game, Kata.
I've learned something.
Booster packs are a bait.
Why are they a bait, Kajal?
Because dumbfuck takes forever to sell people booster packs.
We're not making money.
You just fucking yoink, Kata.
These tables need to go to the left a bit.
I'm getting blocked.
Come on, man.
The money is not flowing.
Not bad.
I'm not getting a second check out counter chat any more money first
Anymore money
Get out there we need a 50k card
We will stick wait. I bought these things, but I didn't buy them yet. Let's see what they're like
This is gonna sell bigger. Yeah, how much money am I gonna get profit on that the market price 28?
We're slowly stacking up the shelves we need more monopolies I think monopolies are a mega sale
I can't open these shatter good price that guy said good price we need more many more table tops
make a deal make a deal quicker make a deal make a deal quicker let's go man not bad many more packs
look let's go man I love you see drill g2 has got it this year silver legacy
yeah she just do standard and make money may as well empty that may as I'm set
let me open up a 3k card no shot oh you're so fucking dumb you're
actually like fucking bro what are you on about that what are you on about
even there was a ghost card no it wasn't your line what what what what enter to
start the next day fuck I think I'm getting slowly broke
profit though wish the rats well hope you well as well the reviews are getting
worse why maybe this is too expensive scammer downfall why are you praying on
my downfall more space chat oh my god so much better damn the stores looking way
better now looking way better I need to make big bucks now I need a 5k card I
need a 5k card on the daughter why do I save money for a second store what's the
point what am I gonna put in it fuck all 24 not bad the red pack is best for
Gamma what I'm opening bro what do you think I'm opening I gotta clean up
the shells real quick. They're a bit ugly. Nintendo's in the chat, are they?
Whoa! Whoa! Bro, where are my good cards at? This game's a joke. This game's a joke.
Where are my good cards at? Come on, man! Don't sue my ass. If I open a 5k card up
right now you don't sue me deal
deal
this is the last this boost box has a legendary in it
last one
this is the last boost box roping me but i have a legendary in it
ghost legendary rare charizard do it
do it there
where is it at there
where is it at there
what's up
underscore the underscore sky underscore two thousand seven hundred and six donated three euros
I love having your cute little voice in the background while I do the lab report.
Shut up.
I think it's because I'm opening them inside, it's bad luck.
Next song is gonna be it.
This is the one.
This is a 5k card opening now.
5k card opening.
We're grinding.
What is this Q? What is this Q? Get through the Q quicker.
Last one, this is the last one I swear.
What is the odds of getting a mega card? What's the number?
1 in 1k?
I must have opened 1k cards by now.
I must have opened 1k cards by now.
Come on!
My store needs to be saved!
Local business! Save me!
I'm leaving your bankrupt!
I'm leaving your monopoly!
You this is it the right side of the opening shopper the alleyway here. This is the one
Come on, we're gonna sell we're gonna sell big time now
We have two point two K dollars. What can we do with that?
We can't shop expand. We can't shop expand.
What can we do with this money?
We can pay the bills. Boom.
Then, we can.
Oh my god, I want that license.
What's the profit margin?
Come on, this is me.
Where? Okay.
The pace of pools is gone.
Nice.
Nice.
Okay.
I can smell the Charizard.
I can smell it.
Fuck! I misclicked it!
Fuck!
Ludwig says I'm bad at what?
Bad at what?
What am I bad at? This game?
This game?
Crazy at this game.
How many hours in? 8 hours in?
Level 18?
world record. What's his shop got? What does his shop have? Does he have ghost
rares? Look at my look at my cabinet. Do you see that? Palmovistar does he have
that? No he doesn't. That's worth 15k. 15k. And counting. Look at all these packs I said I have to open.
Why is he carrying wolves on a moon? Why is he looking at my charge board? Wait till I get my charge board.
So I'm gonna get my charge out. I'm gonna open the stream
You wait I get my charge hard by the time you fall clear on the moon with twice. I'll have my charge art
Is there a faster way to open packs? This is taking forever. Come on man
There's a month. I'm not having a month to open this shit pastor. I'm not that degenerate. I'm not that degenerate
Or am I I swear earlier today. I think I
Think the I think the pools are based on where the Sun is because I swear to God in when the Sun was in the sky and
way better pools now the sun's gone down my pools suck this box is the one
though is the nighttime box right here the nighttime box the luck is based on
variables luck doesn't exist it's based on variables the air in the dust the
sun in the sky like it when you do a win you do a win I must be doing soon
I bought two 3k cards in the last five minutes in the last five hours but the
last one hour I got nothing why I need to do them outside that's why let's try
some blue packs outside change up the friction I'm going broke and I'm in
money left I'm going broke where do you hide the wires XDD wires and it's
something to cheer me up it's something to cheer me up and it's something to
Do you know what I'm saying?
It's funny.
Get me up.
Fuck, he's playing well.
I didn't put my spell point into my ult.
I'm recognizing it.
He didn't take ult in his level six.
Which was incredibly stupid.
Okay, that's your view.
Okay, I'm good to go now.
What else?
One of these boxes.
What about this one?
This is going to be a good box.
Wait, I need to open the store.
Welcome on an old, welcome on an old.
Come inside the house.
One of your boxes.
Nice.
Nice!
I don't know what that does.
We're running out of stock and we're running out of stick.
We need a big hit now.
Charizard! I choose you!
Beliarmus!
Not bad.
Reveal!
Accio!
Nosferatu!
Lumos!
Avada Cadabra.
The fuck is this shade, then?
Oh wait, I know what it is.
Wingardium Leviosa
I said, what the fuck, I said Wingardium Leviosa
Oh my bad, Leviosa
Fuck this game, it's so dumb
Ultimapo Cancelo
Oh yeah, I knew I had it
But I'm bloke, I'm bloke, I'm bloke, I'm bloke
Why am I not making money?
Why am I not making money?
Oh my god, the shelves are emptying
I think I opened too many packs Cheta.
Chetting open too many packs.
Fuck, what was making me money?
What was making me money?
I forgot.
Let's restock!
I'm down with the boxers Cheta.
I like the peeling sound.
It sounds really satisfying.
Listen.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Organize Mark.
Organize, organize and lock in.
We can make this soul work.
We can make this all work
Where you think you're going Sally?
I just met you
Nice
Holy fuck, we're sticked back up
We're so stocked
We're back in business
Too expensive
What? Monopoly's mega priced!
It's a deflation chat
Why is everything so fucking
What happened to the prices? What happened to the prices?
Okay, we're starting to get some more business now
Shit, this doesn't look very pretty, does it?
make at least one dollar profit I'm making big profit chat money any more
money fuck how do I get more money shattered opening packs but bro I
where's my 5k pack I've been opening for five hours wait one big hit one big
hit them we're back just one just one hit where's the hits where's the hits
I'm not getting the hits!
We need more...
...plushies.
The plushies were good luck.
You're a case study of how open packs can be addicted?
I'm not addicted.
What are you talking about?
Addicted to water.
I'm making money. I'm making money.
If you don't agree with my business decisions,
then you wouldn't be a good business partner for me.
Sorry.
These are business decisions, chat.
These are business decisions.
Like this right here.
Nice and nice, but I'm motion away. Wait, what happened chat? I have a really good idea
Don't my really good idea. I go to the toilet. What's this? Oh
My god a
1k ghost you're lying that I got one K ghost. Don't be serious
Be serious
Chat don't lie. Why did I knew those and why did I even like get my hope up?
You're so good ghost punk
All of fame!
Let's go man.
Okay.
How much profit?
$6.54.
Nice.
We're making money Chad.
Slowly but surely.
Chad, we're not making big money though.
We're not getting consistent big money.
Why not?
Chad, why am I not getting consistent big money?
I don't get it.
Why am I not getting consistent big money?
Wait Chad, did I miss some news?
Oh, they might stop in Shun instead of waiting.
I doubted it, but it was a HDD.
Check the reddit.
What's on the reddit?
113 will be joining BDS.
That's it.
Whoa, why haven't the mic?
We good, Chad? We good?
We good?
No, we're not good.
The wrong answer.
You know why we're not good?
Because I'm getting fucked!
I'm getting fucked by these openings!
It's pathetic!
I've opened about 400 packs!
I got Jack's Shader.
Where's my first ish ing ghost where cars are maybe staff to wait
Oh shit, what about forehead I'm bad for it
What about here right here? Okay, what about this area? Mmm. Hey, don't shit. What about some I go they left here
They chin a tooth
Hey for a case
For a case, I'm sure of it
One for a pack. Not bad, 15 bucks.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Bro! Yes! Come on for it then!
Ah, your asscheeks. My asscheeks aren't looking shit.
Boinead 39, give me three euros.
Hug me a favor and save the game and enable auto next card on settings card.
Our stock is pretty good though. We're drying up on the left side down here, but other than that the stock is not bad.
Golden star close. What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?
7 donated 10 euros. About a month ago a store opened next to my place.
Got decent stuff. Clark is a bit slow, but a nice dude.
But holy fuck the owner, jumping on tables,
term-opening stock in corners like a rat.
And the dono cutoff.
Dreaming and yapping to know who knows what.
Absolumentary.
Oh, I'm trying to make a profit here.
I'm trying to turn a profit right here.
And if you suckers don't agree with the way I run my shop.
We need level 20.
Oh my god, we need level 20. Paradox Rift 32.
Chat! Does this one have an expensive card in it? Paradox Rift 32?
Yes.
Someone said 100 gifted subs if you pull a 1k card and max five boxes boxes deal
That's one. I mean nobody type that they don't own it. It's not
Not selling open them all and stop priest talking them also get a new expansion
Red box, box three.
Is it box?
Can it be box?
That would be a good business, I don't know.
I need to pull out the big guns here, chat.
Both box.
Keep up the good work.
Both box.
You better interview our RATBOT.
Both box, come on, baby.
Come on!
One more box!
One more box, 100% if I get him!
One kick out and I'm out of box.
This is it.
Mickey wants to play a game. Yes, we play a game, Mickey.
Mickey wants to play a game.
I've got $3,400. What do I do with that?
What's my ETA?
Am I bills?
I'm half broke.
Fuck, I want shop level 20.
I want to open up the paradox rift packs.
What's selling? What's selling?
Chad, how do I see all my best sold products?
I think it's the packs.
It's got to be these boxes because I'm buying them.
Come on, baby! Give me no more no-buxes!
Play AD carry. I can play dual bug with Mickey.
I think I was surprising with how good of an AD carry I am.
Water. Let me just stack 3 and Q.
In fact, can you get away with this game?
If I was to only have one thing in stock only,
would the game punish before that? But really?
The price will go down. Why?
The reviews are great on my place
Okay pricing who the fuck is Boudronas? Is he dumb?
He's dumb as fuck my pricing is great. I
Have really good pricing
He's just a fucking yapper. He's a fucking yapper. How's champions Q looking?
Wait, I have two thousand bucks again. That's easily one box opening right?
So this code on Mickey. I don't know if I can. I don't want to leave anything.
Bro where is my good cards at? Press enter to start the next day. I think we're
just gonna save it up here because my money I'm so plus on money this shop
is going crazy good wait what is this TCG rarities wait it didn't tell me
how expensive it was most expensive card DCG. Oh what am I going here? Vegar Yone? That
looks like a pretty good Vegar Ruhon and a pretty good Yone game. 120 no, 12,033. 12,033.
I need to open that. Who ghost card Klausie for 1260s from Rais on Artful no foil Jack
or lantern fuck at a yapping about it you could draw a f a legendary chat what
box is that one in okay quickly game cats quickly game I'm asking if he's
very hold on hold on okay what one hello hello mate are you doing that's
alright how you do I go grasp on rock on the fuck yeah it's like you're a
soloQ tech you're gonna hard steal some shit then?
uh if the game allows it
oh fucking yeah
now what do you think of my yoni in the first game though?
you remember?
that was not bad there
i'd be screaming with like
i was pleasantly surprised
wait really?
like usually you know my memories of mid lane k drill not the greatest so
hey what the fuck what do you mean mid lane k drill something
what is your memory?
uh jungle k drill was like very good to put
mid lane
does it remind us andrends in houses last year?
That was pretty good as well.
Okay, now I'll carry.
Play around with the...
I leaned against the leader. I clapped his cheeks.
Absolute monster attack, that's what they call me.
Actually, we're watching your Friday content.
We did some drafts.
Yeah, I think Kaisa Bart sucks, right? I don't know.
Brown, if they've been...
Yeah, that's a pretty bad idea. I'm not sure we did.
Last year, we just did BLG.
You did the same draft? You had Kaisa and Kaisa still in the next round?
No, not that one. Ash and we did Kaisa Bart.
Yeah, that was the only thing I could think of. Was it a playable or insta lost?
It was pretty bad.
Should have locked in the pike.
Yeah, Kaisa pike, I was thinking of it as well.
The draft that I had was really heavy AD.
Yeah, yeah.
He says my Yone. That's an old channel, but I'm known for my Yone.
So, it's a good thing.
Really?
They're ghosting by the way. I'm convinced.
They got just got a stack from me in a bush. That's lying
I'm just walking in for fun. Oh, yeah
That's maybe they're not gonna stay up. What?
Why are they gonna kill? Yeah, I got the minimap cover. I got the minimap cover. Don't worry.
Nice, nice.
That's pretty good.
What was that?
Yeah, it's a bait. It's a bait. Mega punish. Oh, yeah Camille's coming from the other side. Oh, yeah
He's dead.
Wait, your grasp is OP, what the...
Oh, I just come back again, right?
I let him live.
Wait, I need to...
I try to communicate.
Usually I want to do it with middle, but I'm kind of just like...
I'm trying it out against everything nowadays.
Grasp, bro.
Yeah.
We get some middle champs that actually, you know, make a wrong range.
Where is the broc?
Really?
That's true.
My pub last bar is gonna die now for it
Haha, no escobar
Thank you, I love you
I can't boss anymore
Yeah, he can't farm me either
Well, he can, but in my head he can't
This is a vague armane, but I
You know those vague armanes that like
Will drop every CS just so they can fucking get their stacks
Do you have to make it in my game?
Hmm?
I haven't heard of those
Yeah, that's the skin
But if I don't fight the skin, it might be
Nah, he can't farm it
One kid's skin.
I don't know where the fuck Bard is, maybe he based on the vision there?
Let's see.
Yeah, it's okay.
I'm Smith, I'll...
Oh, he's here.
I'll make a magic.
I'll go around here, go towards Smith.
Yeah, I'm Zave.
He's not...
They guys are playing very safe.
That's awesome.
Haven't you heard?
Yeah, we survived.
Wukong's going bot.
Yeah.
Bad news.
I think I can start cooking as much as I get in a base though
Calm down brother
I got my E10
Yeah, there's no war to you
Is he base or what?
Yeah, he base in G
I'll come back later
I'll have a coupon for a gank
Yeah
Okay
They have some in bot
No flash, Lux
Okay
I think I'll stick so
Oh, he's knocked up.
Yeah!
Banana combo right there.
Look here, man.
That's my banana combo.
It's the EQ3 miss and then ultimate.
I'm getting milked right now.
Let them do that.
Wait, I can still get stunned?
What do you mean? Did you eat?
Yeah.
I guess.
That was unstoppable.
Yeah, but if you get CC'd during it, you still get like, this is for the remaining duration.
Like, yeah.
Like if you get dashed with it and you eat it, like that.
You got a kill him bro.
You got a kill him.
That's right.
Mid no flash, mid no flash.
I'll punish.
You can pal-punish or him.
Base the...
E STP.
Oh, so level 3 actually.
I'm going to get the next one.
You're level 4.
How are you level 4?
I don't know.
I was not paying too much time in the game.
Dive bot maybe?
Yeah, still no flash on the...
luck, sadly.
Oh, Wukong's here.
Okay.
What bar?
I'm looking for the bar of it, yeah.
Okay.
I'm not bad
I can put the shield down here or down there
It also works
Mine, fuck
Let's go back to them
I'll actually do it here
Gonna play it I guess
Bardo ult
Yeah, it's in a flash or what?
Yeah
They're coming mid with the doors
Bardo ult though
Oh, Jax is moving as well
You want drake or what?
Yeah, I don't know what we're fighting against here
This guy has got a winters approach for a start
Oh yeah, I thought it was on lag every 2
Let's do this
Actually it's a new thing
I don't know where though
Come on mate
Hmm
We're going to do a little loop
Perfect
Okay, come on
You have a solo kill for me?
Yeah
Haha
You need a little bit of juggling
Ugh
I'm dead anyway
That's okay
I'll kill that squad for you
I'll kill you
I don't know
I don't talk shit
I have a big one in the hardcore
HUGE!
My yone is huge!
I have no six there
Yeah I mean if you were in the level 4
I think you would find it
I have to go sometimes
Yeah I have perma mid pressure
That is true
Does Lux have flash?
Yeah
I have it on grubbies
I can move there
That is not happening
Is that an interaction that's happening?
No, I guess.
We bait them away.
Come on now.
I come back and then we join the ship, ship around.
Double nautra.
There we go.
Yeah, this way, I'm going that way.
Look for nautra on the wall if he goes this way.
Yeah.
We can put that there.
Oh, we can put that through it.
come here boy
come here boy
that Luxy was on my ass
I think I'll have to abandon my drill now
I'm not sure that's my crap bruh
I got my blade of the wound king now
50p on lux
do you flash?
no
I don't think so
Hmm well, we can marinate the Jax a bit there.
Yeah
I don't know if you can kill him though, who comes there?
I have to kill him
Yeah okay
We can run
Well I can definitely marinate a bit now
Alright, thanks other guy
Uh, no you're next
I'm gonna have a bit of marinating
Yeah yeah
Oh, that was a
Okay, one more
Yes
That's actually really close
I don't care
I don't dare
Yeah, if only I don't dare
How far are you off?
I think that plan is cancelled. Oh, yeah looks
Now yes
I'm gonna blot some
Actually, they have a lot of ability power damage
I think I should go quitsend
Yeah, that's pretty hopey
What is Georgina Sparks doing?
What the fuck is Georgina Sparks?
It's like...
Where's the TP?
Can maybe get this or am I gonna get fried?
That's the other topside
I'll punish topside, don't worry
Empower Punisher Popsite?
That is completely Joker. What?
How did that stun hit me? I've done the classic. I've done the classic. It's the it's the die, respawn, run, die, respawn, run, die.
That's a K. Dole special.
Now I'll catch Portrait now. I'll play the weak side there.
I just can't remember what she's per moment
He's dipping
Oh yeah
I'm gonna gank
Alright, so full tank
I'm gonna kill him
Alright, they're coming as well, dipping, I'm coming
I'm there in 10 seconds
Or the windows, when I get there
Three with three here
Windows, right?
Alright
Okay
Get back there
Oh mother of God, what oh you win that fuck oh my god, what is he cooking?
Man I have one second of my year and older fuck
Fuck the dial cool down strats
Man I intense yes in the last six minutes
I didn't change from one either.
Oh yeah.
I'm gonna go push top.
I think I lose first jacks though.
Maybe?
Depends.
One is in jack spot then.
Bigger bot, jack spot, barred bot.
Black spot, ah, push top.
Two come from the top.
I think I win first one though.
Well, probably when everyone is in the base.
Jacks need to be careful, he's E.
You need to E it when you're fine.
That's easy.
Yeah, okay, you do whatever he has that shit easy
Pretty good. That's pretty good. I'm scared though. Yeah, that is to the people running
We got about our for free
Hopefully for free and okay, maybe
Okay
Like a backup. Yeah
Yeah, the other one is falling.
Yeah, I'm looking at you killing him.
Yeah.
I do want to cook something here though.
Brave, have zombie.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm falling here.
Not entirely.
But it's a good fight I think.
Um, are you banana?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice!
Nice!
Yeah, I set that one up there.
oh yeah that's a this guy with this guy's 563 AP he has a fucking thimble
winter and a rebadons are you kidding I don't even get the shield from the thing
just only I don't know I guess so yeah it does sound mega troll though maybe
Maybe it's a Rylai's build.
Oh, could be.
Oh, let's go.
Let's do the thing.
Yo.
Just like that.
Like Caps, is he watching me on here or what?
He's watching me on here.
Caps is watching my own?
Uh, the staff is.
And your free tips.
Time to watch this combo.
Time to watch this combo.
Ah, no.
Time to watch this combo.
Okay.
That's called the zone.
Capital Z.
I don't know
Maybe in bush though
Yeah, I'm warning it. What are we thinking? They must be trolling here, but no
Wait here. I have to come at some point. Yeah, and Jack's is catching me
Yeah
We dig our stair. No II no II no II
Michael Michael
Oh
Really old school, I think.
But that bard ult was 2-0-p!
Yeah, that kind of smurfing.
That bard ult was crazy on the engage.
Actually, bard counters were a bit different.
I think he's at the left side.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think we have to play the side lanes.
Like, we're against Humm-on-Ive.
Yeah.
That bard is smaller.
Let's avoid him.
Yeah.
I'm kinda useless against Jax.
Maybe I'm not.
I think even if you are you cannot play them right let's slow it down let's slow it down a bit I like it
yeah no fight effect by the way do you have any impact on what soul gets picked in your games
bro because I swear on gromp my pickings these infernal souls are killing me buddy yeah I actually
decided you lock in anyone like give me some fucking clouds I'm gonna look at
the Jax I have TP if you're going crazy there but they do have Lux Fager TP too
I guess you can barter Africa
I'm pushing top if you're out of you might be I mean I might get top two to
here you can buy time okay I swear I was there
Huh
What the hell nah, you're good. We're good. We're good
We got to get Pablo Escobar
No Db on the Lux
I feel like I'm in space jam right now. What is that sucker doing? Is this guy not trolling?
Oh shit, he's not trolling at all. Bro Pablo Escobar can't get away with this. Is this a
joke? We got Pablo. Thank the lords man. That guy's walking around 700 gold with 20
You major s-tacks or some shit?
Big, big, big.
Bard is not my father, shut up.
I can actually play this right now.
Yeah, I'm baiting incoming.
You mean we all can look for some planks?
I'll have to play it slow, slow mode.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, I will have it to be.
Escobar is quite quick on a base if we can get a fight going.
I'm a bit late, might as well go back to sides.
Maybe I can engage.
I can get a Wampo.
Wampo is going to go.
I can get a Wampo, it's going to go.
Don't see us, me and all the buggers.
Oh, Lux is low.
Oh, yeah.
There's something here?
Yeah.
That's a pretty fun thing.
Why is everyone dying?
I don't know. Tell me about it. I popped off there.
He's losing.
I'm not even coming out.
But I think I'm just capable.
That was Crap Staxen.
They're dead.
Good night, sweet prince.
Get focused.
Not too shabby.
I think I'm gonna be in today.
Yeah, let's go play some fighting.
We'll learn this time, but we can't do some fighting.
They'll get away with it this time, but only on our warning.
You good there?
Yeah, I'm alive.
I'm close to my E-10.
Alright. How close are we though?
I'm talking close, close.
Are you gonna live?
You look fucking dead.
I guess, yeah.
I could come on the problem
Something the cookie I can feel it
I felt it but then I unfelt it in on same
You have scrims in five minutes
Yeah, oh shit I can end it cook free door
yeah well this was a tough one my only give it my only take it oh my god
yeah it wasn't about the young right I think so I think it was drop it
oh it's level 60 actually think we can cook no cap one good fight
You need to eat before scrims, I hope not.
You need to eat before you scrim, I should eat you, I hope not.
I actually think we're kind of clickable here.
How do I tip it up if they go on that coming home?
I'll be there to stop the Jax.
Okay, heal.
Can we make them a one-shot Vigor or...
I guess we can skip one-shot.
I'm down.
Jax is opening the top spot.
One minute until Drake.
He's just a top tier 3 fucking shenanigan.
Got his rage per spot here.
Yeah, I think so.
And there's no other way.
I think so too.
He's got his rev here.
But that's what you can do.
No one's bot actually.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep going.
You guys can chill a bit, I can trade.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, keep going, keep going.
They're waving, it's quite chill.
Yeah.
He's fine.
Yeah.
We don't care, we don't care.
They got in the red?
They got them, they got them.
They have the base now.
Maybe we can chase them a bit.
Can you dex me please?
Yeah, I'll dex you.
Can you dex here?
Oh, I got that.
Did you report to the one?
No.
Why is your heart still at that?
Maybe I should have run away by ulting out, but I guess.
Yeah.
One more one one, I'm gonna finish the best in 3-1 day
Not lucky on my count ever
I need to ban myself and play the scrims
Well I hope Capitione is better
I hope so too
I'm sure it's close
But it's a high bar
It's a high bar
Alright that's my name scrims, good luck
Thank you
I didn't bribe me
I didn't bribe him
Hey, I'm bram shit.
My yawning is pretty bad.
I need to check something re-important.
Did the cashier go home? What the fuck?
Fucking fraud cashier.
I'm gonna call it for today.
Save game. I'm not sure if I'll be back tomorrow.
I'm not sure if I'll be back tomorrow.
I need to figure out what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
So yeah, I'll let you know ASAP what I know what I'm doing.
Enjoy the rest of your day's nights, evenings, mornings wherever you are in the world.
Big kiss.
Enjoy champs Q if it happens tonight. I wish you all well. Thanks for hanging out in the stream. Hope you had fun.
And yeah, take care.
I'll see you possibly tomorrow. Bye bye chat. Chat to the lurkers, buddhists, gifters, chattas, subbers, goners, resubbers.
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