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I
Guess
You can get the Shiva on Void Spirit, they just won't...
No Necro though.
You can find no Necro, it's on bait.
No bait, no Necro.
25 minute delay?
No, I have this.
Maybe they're gonna go with egg.
a delay maybe they're gonna go with egg
either pit Lord to run
this is gonna fight this is 100% fight need to go guys
that's a bit too much
he was in the trap
I see him
I'm out.
I'll take better.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Uh, okay.
Who's gonna go tagging him? Careful.
It's fine, it's fine.
go, push top, get the next wave shaman, so you get level 15
watch top with underlord go bait go bait
I'm looking, looking
I'm stressed
I'm gonna get up, uh, uh, but
Can you push bottom safely, go gate, we push top tower?
Yeah, go bottom
I'm reinto you
They use Glyph. You can go hit high ground, then banner.
Just stay together, they're gonna show you.
I'm going to wait for the camera to get in.
I need to go on the SD, on the side.
Okay, you got him.
I'm out.
This guy is the only hero I care about, just try to go on him.
I'm dying to one hero right now guys.
Back.
Oh my god, what's wrong with my team?
Just explicit instructions to jump the fucking sd in vision and nobody's jumping yes the envision they're jumping the necrophos and sd behind them
Okay, I will jump to him
I think so
I think so
I would be fucking pissed off
it's going to go back down anyway
you can expo on 35
or you can be on gage
Can we go stack as 5 top?
We need to put vision and defend the vision.
Can we do it?
We have everything we need to fight, guys.
Let's just go.
Group up.
I think maybe a ward here, shh.
We can still fight, as long as we jump SD, no matter what.
I don't know why I'm getting my Pikibi poked like this shit.
Mid wave, big mid wave.
I don't know, we need somebody to go first.
I think gondolord you need to go first
no no sure
I don't know we just need some balls
I don't know what this game is I can't go first I don't have BKB
look please go now
No, not he better no
The enemy's middle path is full.
The guy's path is full.
The enemy's middle path is full.
The enemy's middle path is full.
I'm not sure what to do with this
Dude, I had this like...
What is that? It hurts so bad
Shill and stable and slow cooking.
yes yes out of rank 200 prison we cook in it oh shit I was like 30 points dude
hell yeah we're going fuck we're getting out of here brothers
match history
Hello, thanks for the free enter, thank you.
I played off stream guys I'm sorry and look what happened look what happened off stream
Oh, what happened?
Enemy's time to pick.
Enemy's time to pick.
Your turn to pick.
Your turn to pick.
Was it easier back in your days to break it to the pro scene?
No, this is probably equally as hard as it is now
10 seconds remaining
5 seconds remaining
Your turn to pick
I want to pick Orisa, but I just feel like you need a hypercarry.
10 seconds remaining.
Why were you shown as an option for standing at PGL?
You were on the screen?
Uh, I was not an option because I said no.
Does that make sense?
Is it true older players are gatekeeping as much as the Chinese do?
I don't believe in gatekeeping.
I think, like, if you're good enough, you will get into the scene.
This gatekeeping, like, phenomenon is by soy boys and cocks.
Let's go bust up an agent.
Like I remember that Raiyubora's guy with the jit nutcase was saying that he was gate kept
but in reality is he was really bad and he's fucking psycho.
So it's like an insane combo to be insane in the brain and also to claim others are
stopping you from achieving your full potential.
Some American fucking bumble jumbo.
I can't even gobble that shit up.
I can't believe it.
like some fucking American guy who lazy sucks dick at the game and then he blames Bulba
30 seconds to battle.
The battle begins.
Wait, something wrong, something wrong.
For Christ's sake.
maybe three top turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be a Molly of some
of some powder and something turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on
Somalia, some powder or something.
What, Arthur? I'm going to give you a reaction.
Someone's getting.
Someone's getting.
Drag him bottom, pick him
fucking heat in this land dude
I just did a fake kill, but I think I can make it.
So, I'll try to fight him.
So, I just have to attack him.
I don't really have a good idea.
I can't tell you what I'm talking about.
I can't tell you now, but I think it's just a little hard.
I think I can make it.
So, I'm going to try to attack him again.
I'm sorry guys, if it's for TPs, I'm gonna die, don't.
I'm just trying to get the game started.
One more time?
What do I need to warm up?
I can't go to the steeper.
Okay.
I'll show you how to go to the bottom right before the steeper.
be ready to start the group while he's in camp
You're top tower is under attack.
Shedding, take this.
Your top tower is under attack.
What?
The enemy's bottom tower has fallen, and the tower is under attack.
Goal after the patch with Moknovizm.
Portao, no.
Nice, you can make it.
Can you talk to me?
No, I can't. Please come back down.
Yeah, no sentry.
of
of
of
of
I don't understand what the fuck we are afraid of.
Why the fuck do I have to be a 4-0 player?
Good nurse.
I
Penetrate
We can wait for the enemy, but we will kill any one.
Damn.
We can push the portal, but we need to fix the package.
He's just loosing his...
You can gate, I can go bot, kill this guy, I'm gonna work
I'm not sure what is this guy doing.
He's not here.
What is this guy doing?
I don't know what is this guy doing.
I don't know what happens if he doesn't kill me.
What?
I'm ready to smoke for top, good work.
I'm defying the 4th one.
Anywhere, it's fine, it's fine.
Clean is good, target.
Rejun, Rejun, Rejun.
What?
He's low-riot.
That's what I expected.
That was a close call.
He's tagged. He's tagged without TP.
I'm not sure why.
Let's wait.
I can't unblocked. There's a pit in the kinetic. It's very hard to fight in this.
I got double stunned, like what is this, stunned, stunned, stunned?
I stunned for four seconds.
I can't, I just get stunned for 4 seconds.
5 heroes here, 5 heroes here, 5 heroes, they didn't do taunt for some reason, they want
to fight.
No, uh, one here is mid, one here is mid.
We're back inside some.
What the fuck?
of
of
I'll just try to push lanes.
I'm trying to steal.
I wish they'd have these babies an ice rack.
I see you over there.
I see you over there.
I
I'm sorry.
The enemy's top tower has fallen.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
He trying to farm X right now, not giving up.
I'm getting so mad.
the
I go battlefields because I think if you're the only confident corp player in the lobby
you should buy battlefield.
I think if you're confident on someone else in your team to do something then you don't
need to go battlefield.
But battlefield just makes you scale.
Because you can buy butterfly, satanic and it doesn't feel bad.
If you buy Dessal you need to buy like lads or some shit like that
I didn't use my double Q, fucked up.
The enemy's middle barracks has fallen.
I
No, I'm winning games, guys.
10 seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
you
you
Fucking analog dude.
This game is gonna buy dust, so because I think our heroes, we need to fight this game.
This one's in the bag, I'm callin' it.
Yeah, baby, it's in the bag!
to battle.
To the top.
The battle begins.
Thanks a lot.
Starry bought a post to the video about me.
I mean dude, this guy on my team, he just always grieves the game and then when he plays
against me, he picks his fucking IO and goes 10-0.
Do you know in the last five pubs I put Starry on my team, he goes literally like
like 3 in 10 with shaker, queen of fame, yeah those two.
And then against me he picks i-o and actually plays the game relatively well.
And then he gets upset at me, I don't know why.
into my body now
maybe kill her
you should fuck them two ass
yeah
That's better.
I dropped one, let's start off in a second.
Oh shit, you dropped one.
Oh my god
pressure with carnaugh
baby dead
one look at it
baby dead
I'll let me do this, but no mana for tipus
They're coming
Still trying it
It's fine, I'm gonna be still have to go after them
Take exp
I can see his foot.
I can't kill him.
Oh yeah, in the lock where I am.
I have to let them know
They're coming
They're coming, they're coming
One X, one over six
I have to do it
I have one creep
I got arena
I can't see them
I can slump so far, I'm going
Checking these three muscles
I farm
I don't know how the source is.
Everyone's just farming dude.
I have jungle huskar, jungle beast, and jungle bat.
I'm going to have to be bottom.
i can protect this one
fuck
no way but um
scar plus
and
I know we're literally jungling no joke on three fucking heroes
is under attack
I got
you
you
I need to use smite, right?
I'm not the one who used it
I can't smite
I'm not the one who used it
Ok, don't use
Go up gt guys, S5 bot
I have no tp
Bob Gates you guys are gonna die.
I'm so tired of this game.
Alright guys, just a little bit tilted at the game, you know.
I don't know, 9 class just loses an official, loads into the lobby, first picks Huskar, support, jungles the whole game, and we're winning the game.
What, what is this shit? Like what is this? I wanna fucking smash my monitor with respect, do you understand me?
Ah, they have no spells, I think we can go Rosh.
They have no spells, go Rosh!
Hey guys, I'm Kyle, they have no spells, go Rosh!
I don't know, you could have just done it, but I don't know why you don't want to do
it.
It's all good
Yeah, make the calls
I'm sorry
They be they be
Huh my bad I seconded that there you
Why does it not break the tree like half the fucking time like what is this bullshit as skill?
Can it smoke gate you have smoke but
I should kill this PA if he kill us
I don't know if I can do that.
Maybe let me first.
Oh yeah.
I'm going to...
I'm going to last one.
What if you're gonna give?
Wait, last one, where did he go?
What, the Fury kid?
Oh good, now that's in class, I got you buddy.
I see you over there.
I see you over there!
Goondon!
I can't wait to meet me.
One for the good guys
We're pretty good at being in town.
We're still jungling, and still fucking jungling, dude.
Yo, my, yo, brojamoj, welcome to fucking Dota.
Oh, my god.
Ah, so you met a Warlock player, put on your point.
The enemy's top tower has fallen, you hurt the ones you love.
I think I've finished serving my sentence.
That's the chicken?
That's the leftover chicken.
That's my reward.
Really is a prison, isn't it?
But I eat it with love.
I can't believe I made that sound.
Dude, I don't know, studybot using me for fucking clicks or what is he talking about
he made a YouTube video, who the fuck cares dude, it's just, literally who gives a fuck.
Three simple facts, Mr. Studybot.
fact is this he always grieve on my team and then against me he tried really hard that's
boom
boom
Ganni, you're going to Toronto, bro?
DIA team pick.
Oh, you got your Lebanese, right?
I know a decent restaurant, it's like a Middle Eastern vibe, you can go eat it.
Oh, you're not living either, I thought you were.
Bro, go off lane.
any warlock banners, jikiro banners, oh shit, oh nice
oh you're from pakistan?
Oh dude, I know such a good Uzbek restaurant actually like not Uzbek. It's
Wait, hold on
Your turn to pick old Avenue. Yeah, old Avenue
It's the Azerbaijan food I think
But it's like Uzbek food
Yeah, old Avenue, dude. I can go eat some Azerbaijan cuisine brother and it's fucking
Where are you, why are you coming for work or what?
Well, so why did you pick up the fuck?
from Pakistan I know good Uzbek restaurant I mean dude we all eat the
same food Uzbekistan Pakistan Azerbaijan fucking India Tajikstan
Kyrgyzstan we all eat the all the stands in Asia Central Asia especially we
We all eat the same shit, don't matter.
Prepare for battle.
Axe is calling it.
Axe has no time for all this game.
Yeah, I'm not satisfied.
Do you think we could win the last game with Doombin?
No, no way.
Just 0%.
You guys picked like the worst heroes in Dota.
I mean, in Big Ben, what do I pick?
I don't think you can fucking do that for sure
I mean I try
Right do Frank out. It's right. I could try
Did not
Turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly or some of some powder or something
I'm trying to get stick charges right now, but it's worse.
Yeah, yeah.
It's dead.
Top.
The battle will begin.
You're the catch rock.
My force tip you in the ceiling.
I'm coming.
Can you ulti out of arena?
You can't, right?
no no no no i don't have hp bro
go far this lane
i'm gonna farm man
go far go far
i need my level 2 and kill us again
let tank tower
hp
maybe you can ball
i can stack maybe
i can stack
Okay, back back back back back back back bro, it's to him.
Can you bring back Sirel's ult?
Maybe, no need to keep it.
I drop, um...
Maybe.
Okay, we have a huge wave, just going to...
That's an S7-1. No, speed.
Go bro, 6 charge, what the fuck, why are you...
This guy's stressing me out how he plays.
Did I make it?
Did I make it?
Sad, bro.
Sad and dead, bro.
Very aggressive, though.
I'm a little late, maybe.
take the ruins and bomb it up
go wait there bro
bro i was not dead
oh well
what the fuck man
i'm happy to kill it like that
it doesn't work
bro in the best way
we can fight
look dasir
go far this area bro, i come with stack and kill
go far, go far
i have veils for orbs now, for the ass
go far, go far please, don't fight
bait in this area and kill
go far the stacks now
i take wave bro, for you
top is just a fucking disaster i guess
ok, i have idea bro, just make sure you stack for me please
just make sure you stack for me please
Sd making big stack
We can pressure bot they're getting really fucked
I can check
I tip you over on ultimators.
What the fuck?
For some maybe use a gate. I'm not be killing with Blindstone.
Chill basil?
We can out, we can out, there's no way, there are some fuckers.
I mean, this guy is dying way too much.
I don't expect a brawl, I don't expect one of me
I'm not here
I finally decided
Mars is going to check mid with level 6 right now.
I'm not gonna win this thing
I'm gonna, I'm gonna brush it
Hold your horses
Hey, ass up with this
Oh, I'm coming, it's good, I got this, nice, nice, I'm good.
Rives?
Link will shake her.
Someone to be bought. Someone to be bought.
Check out Dane, check out Dane.
SD to be bought.
The R is to be bought too guys. Looks like they want to do some fucking shit.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
I'll be back.
Your bottom tower is under attack
No mana
I want mana
Your middle tower is under attack
I'm going to attack no more for all this crap
I'm going to be a madman
I want to kill him
I want to kill him
I'm going to kill him
I'm going to kill him
I'm going to kill him
I'm going to kill him
I have secuels on bro, care
I'll protect this area
Maybe Mars is blink
Yeah, yeah.
I'll wait and come.
Backbar mark, shaker coming.
I don't have TP guys, I don't have TP.
Can you...
I think I...
It's my bad.
I need TP'd for this shit.
I don't think you guys fight with me.
Okay, that's good.
I need damage.
Go more.
The tower has fallen
Okay, that's good
No damage
One more
Oh yes, lots of these
You deserve nothing
We need to open the eyes.
The shaker killed my team.
Yeah, he used the E-Con and both of us.
Yeah, shit, what are you going to do?
There has to be blood.
Blood? Okay.
Don't talk.
farm item on bat right now
okay
that's a lot of it
I'm around here
Mars TP here
I see you
I'm being bought
Not to be worried
Over there, if it doesn't have light, we can't thank you
Wait, wait, wait, don't rush, don't rush
Let's see what they do
Ersa? Are we double stunned here?
I have no plan
They have vision on here too
I'm fucking you bro
Is that me?
I need my dust
Oh, okay, it's kill soaps, baby
Kill soaps
I can't stand some soon, it's...
I can't stand some soon
Yeah, they have vision here, this must rubble me blindly here.
What's he saying?
Jesus.
Good vision.
I destroyed two walls together, by the way.
That doesn't have much war
We can't fight rush, but we can still fight the tormentor when they go dude, can we set
up vision?
I'm going to go gate, go gate and go far in this area and set up vision for fight.
I have not a B guys, I have a run.
Go for this area, go for this area.
He might be alone now.
White, white, lit, hit.
Can we go on him here?
I don't know if he shows us or not
Okay, okay
I'll sound so good
It's fine, we can fight
Yeah
Of course we
Of course I blinked
Oh
I'm just gonna try to...
...in the EX.
Go, uh, go fight. We should keep fighting. We're so strong.
They don't have Aegis. This guy has Baster.
We just need like one fight where we can go double jump.
No buyback, Mars.
Okay, he's not coming.
I give you the same.
What? Why?
What are you talking about?
I give you the same.
They are probably going to fight this.
We need to go around for now.
Probably not with us.
I think if co-op is not coming we should just go find something here.
uh daemon took rune
oh their life goes on
hold your horses
I mean, honestly, they're just 5 manning, so I think Vlogger just came out.
The heroes kind of suck.
What's happening?
What's the problem?
That didn't fire the problem.
They're all fly bottom now.
I can silence Ursa okay like don't worry about it
Yeah
They warded
Okay, I think we don't need to do this
May I buy your slime, my BKB to the next fight?
Sure
Hey, give me a second
I need like two minutes.
What's the exclamation point for dude?
They're trying to catch bottom.
I almost ready guys, hold on, do not feed right now.
Do not feed, do not feed please.
We have really good ward top, let's just play top.
f**k we're left
look look look ignore us guys, can you come flap axe?
damn, i think we should
I just want to fight like I don't know you guys just don't play together both of you guys just literally farm
whole game both of you just farming we can't have three heroes farming it just
jungly the whole game okay yeah sure everybody has a reason this guy just got
his axe you just got your bkb what about them they're not farming they have
half a refresher he just got it off the fight he's not farming I don't
understand you guys are just fucking all farming how do we win the game
Go fight Rosh please, I want to just fight one time, 5 heroes vs 5 heroes, I don't give a fuck what they have, I don't care what we have, just go fight.
Such a fucking tilting game.
Please one on issue.
Alright.
SD on left, watch out.
Nobody died.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your shaman has fallen into the dark.
You deserve nothing.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
I don't know, Qwap, I have a question, I just needed you, I just have a question.
So you have last pick of the game, you pick Qwap and you say you don't know how to play
Qwap.
Did someone hold a gun to your fucking head and tell you to pick Qwap or why are you
doing this?
I don't understand the behavior.
You explain?
Like what actually goes on in your fucking tiny little brain that you have last pick and you can pick any hero you want to play?
Any hero you know how to play yourself, but you decide to pick a hero you don't know how to play and then you say GL as in like you're gonna grief the game.
Can you explain?
Hello, Tiktoker, hello Russian Tiktok, hello!
I don't know if these people will just brain dead.
Go try to jump with my sounds.
I don't even know what to do
Ready?
Nice job guys
I'll answer it because there's a low amount of viewers in the chat so the reason I bought
BKB or I didn't want to buy BKB first. I'm gonna buy BKB, but I decided among the three item timing
Like I think if I had butterfly which I do like you have to understand
I basically don't have an offlaner and I basically don't have a mid and
Then this trend is AFK jungling like tilted or something. I don't know what he's doing
So this Ursa like they played the game so bad all of them
That's so bad, but the problem is like my queen of pain is legit like ruining
Like he's legitimately trying to lose
Like you can't tell me straight to my face that a four four
Contributions in a 16 kill game. This guy's trying to win the game. No, I don't there's no fucking way
He's not trying to win the game. He already made it clear when he joined the lobby said by the way guys
I'm first quap game lol. Ha ha ha. I'm a fucking Russian tip-talking animal. Hello
Oh, no.
Oh, damn.
Apes!
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna pick up.
It was just part of the game.
too many screen changers I feel dizzy what do you mean what does that mean
Look at the net worths of bot lane, Mars 3k, Kez 4.7k.
All that needs to happen is somebody on the like other two cores needs to play Dota.
I don't understand.
Who is this guy?
I feel he just grieves every fucking game. Like every day I see him. Like who is this guy?
It's just a legit griefer, or what?
10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining, your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining, your turn to pick.
I'll think that they're mid-bath. I don't know anymore.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm going to go for it, so I'm going to
go for it.
I can't believe I play Ember against Viper, the only fucking Ember game I play against
fucking viper holy shit
30 seconds to battle.
We need to block us.
I
I just took my fucking expew dude.
the
century, he has high ground word, can you century?
Are you sure you're here?
I'll get it.
I
of
I'm here to kill you.
Turn up!
This guy is crazy as fuck.
You've got to be on Molly or something, or some powder or something.
I had a pleasure just to let you bring that, I can't say.
What problems do I have?
You need to put the... I need to get like a sentry mid, left side.
try not to leech, try not to leech, can you like pull the wave?
for me
need a crate
What's the rent up?
Freedom for Toe
Warm to the touch
Your top tower is under attack.
your middle tower is under attack
What the fuck?
Radiance structures are fortified
Who's that sporting fellow?
I think we cannot defend, we need to just farm.
Okay I got vessel and DD. Can we go up at bot tower?
We need to get mana and then we can do it.
I'm tracked so it'll be obvious.
I'm running.
It's a good fight, I'm coming.
pure bat viper
I need steps 4th.
Wing parts.
This is not your time.
This is not your time.
Lean and pleasant. Freedom for to.
The rule of evolution.
I
Turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on my
Why is there, why is Klinkz everywhere I am?
Back bro, there are all four heroes here, sitting and trying.
And you kind of know this, because I just died.
This game is like us.
but my supposed to buy shard or what
Am I supposed to buy shard or what?
This primal is like the worst part of everything.
I'm not ready.
What's that sporting fellow?
What plums I have?
Oh, a sudden better.
Oh, a sudden better.
What the fuck did it take so long?
The enemies are hot in the house, let's go
Fucking animal
I don't know what the fuck to do. I have too many items. Like what do people do? I have a stupid ass windlace
I'll never buy again. I got a dust I need to hold like what is this bullshit?
Now I got like a plate mail I'm gonna buy
This Viper dropped all his items in front of my team and now I'm dead.
This game, did you tilt it or what happened bro?
You kinda some feedin shit.
The Charmin was owning dude. You've made this-
Oh my god.
The enemy is calling barracks. Let's bomb.
The enemy's middle barracks is falling.
The enemy's middle barracks is falling.
the
damage is nutty
Hahahaha
Jesus
Yeah, that's a report. We gotta be the change for the world. No, like we gotta be the change
That's right. Be the change you want to see in this world.
Chill and stable, keeping it slow.
It's slow you know like that barbecue you know I'm talking about you know what I'm talking about
You know, I'm dumb up.
I played some Slay the Spire yesterday last night for like a couple hours.
Got a fun game, never played that game before and never played Slay the Spire 1 yesterday.
Or never played it at all, I mean.
10 seconds remaining.
Oh my god, dude, fuck!
What did I do, dude? Why are you bugging me?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, who...
Can you give me a...
Artizie, wha... who...
Kira?
Give me a...
Slaspik.
I
Give me
One second give me a puck give me a puck
I give me earth spirit earth spirit
That which is arises from that which is not before.
I'm going to have a potato.
fuck is this
Have you been a bathroom girl in the bag?
Then this one.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
I'm about to break the gateways.
Outs for contact.
One's nature is revealed.
We are mentality boys just having fun with the lads smoking adobe drinking beer and playing dota 2
in how it goes
mode we ha got that Romanian kush
Playing with my boys
I'm just gonna have to do 75
I
We can attack him now
No no no no
Jester is here
Playing emerald is so fucking boring dude, I don't know
This is like the most default Ember gameplay I've ever fucking seen.
Like, how do you even call yourself a mid player when you do this shit?
I'm trying to get this bottom guy.
Actually
is under attack.
Radiance instructions are fortified.
I don't know guys my subs are literally afk
They're literally afk what to do guys anybody know how to play this game when no one checks runes in ember versus earth spirit matchup
Like what is the shit nobody fucking a shit?
dog she gained
Guys ember coming behind you bottom I will be there soon
Your middle tower is under attack
You came to set you coming and gave back
Very good, good, good, good!
Your middle tower is under attack
Your middle tower is under attack
give me kill please if possible I'll get them I'll get them don't don't kill
them please
what did my fucking carriages do what did he just fucking
do I don't get it why would he why the fuck do you use that one
Oh god.
Why won't the Fletcher wait me?
Tomatoes kids this looks fucking trash
What?
Fucking lag dude
You're bottom tower is under attack.
You're bottom tower is under attack.
in other words
You should have this, it was still with the scouts.
And it break much damage.
You have a Unmortalti?
Look guys.
Yeah.
I don't even know what you're thinking matters.
I did not expect this...
I guess I need Vessel actually, it's scary.
oh no xp kill them kill them
Okay.
Well.
I
What a fucking
Okay, mr. Jakiro my bad, okay
I don't know what to do with this, I don't know what to do with this.
I'm bored, honestly I'm sorry, I don't know, I'm kind of bored
your bottom tower is under attack
your bottom tower has fallen
You guys both buying mech. Okay, fuck this game seriously.
Jesus
Grown-up of our game was it's open it
of the
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
You
the fuck did I do to this guy what do you mean nobody takes the fuck you I'm
banning you
you
You
Pick that shit
Off the floor you understand me
That was happening.
Oh, Jesus, I'm burning.
Oh, Jesus, I'm burning! Let's go!
MNZDOTO, I was in your game, clinkz, what do you want MNZ, what do you want, what do
What do you want? So what do you want in my game? What do you want to fucking award for being in my game? Or what?
It's not even the real one, is it?
Yeah, I don't even think it is.
AHHHHHHH
I can go mid I can go mid no no no no you go carry no no no
Oh
Turn up this guy is crazy fuck you gotta be on Molly or some some powder or something
No, no, no
wait give give me a kiss okay I mean swap me kiss right now I cook this game
Fuck!
I
Me
Prepare for battle.
I'm gonna take this one in the bag.
Fear my presence.
30 seconds to battle.
I need to see like I need another pair of nails.
Well, we lost.
We level 2, man. Why not do attack?
Now it's too late, my friend.
It's a fucking pleasure. It's a pleasure, thank you.
I
I love to CS against two heroes and two summons with my position 5 tusk who just sits there
and does not help me and just watches.
I'm basically in 3v1 in my lane right now.
Woo!
I love it!
I love it!
I'm gonna die solo, huh?
That's good.
pencil pickings
Oh man, I'm like, what am I fucking doing dude?
I'm literally like, this is not stable in slow cook at all, I'm like tilted.
Well, he was well, huh?
Well, he was well.
Control active, using this.
I think I'm going to use this one, but I don't think I'm going to use this one.
good trade good trade we're getting our fucking dog shit supports into the game
I'm right now.
Fuckabitch!
Ow
I'm so good though. Yeah, you know I saw it's all good though
Guys, we need to go fight bottom, very strong Darkseer, he'll shield, we fight
It's stuck behind the little dragons, OP farming tactic, boys.
and
This is the most low skill play I've ever seen this guy do in my life.
I can't believe he actually did that.
Yeah, I'm kinda...
I'm over it.
Kill top? Anyone?
Stop, use your fucking shield on creep and use on me or barat room.
This is your fucking problem, I know.
Use shield, I use snowball, I can try to kill someone.
Hit shield, fuck him.
It's over.
We got huge damage.
I am a beaker of knowledge blazing out across a black sea of ignorance.
can we go fight guys? let's stop running at bottom lane maybe we can go run at top lane
I'm coming guys, let's go.
is Roshan right now. Nobody cares because you guys keep pinging bottom 20 times.
Yeah, I'm kind of done this game.
your middle tower is under attack
your middle tower is under attack
attack
your middle tower is under attack
I don't know dude.
Dota is just so awful to play when I play Shadowfiend.
Some reason every time I pick Shadowfiend, I just get like, I don't know.
They think I'm gonna 1v9 the game.
I have no help from anybody in any pick capacity.
Like the whole game I'm just getting, oh people are diving me, people are like fucking
ganking me and just nobody does anything in my lane, nobody does anything at all.
And then they just expect to win the game.
It just makes no sense.
This is a good opportunity to learn.
I don't know, I'm just going to do what they're doing I guess, just follow this guy and then
and hope what my throne doesn't explode.
I don't know dude, I fucking hate all these stupid fucking bots that pick melee supports.
I hate them so much.
I'm gonna add them back to my blog.
I'm doing this shit.
I can't deal with this shit.
It's so hard to win with these melee fives.
What else do I hate?
punch
Is that right?
I mean, Olga is easy.
I don't think you can miss something like Ogre's fine.
I'm karma, I'm just resetting right now. I don't want to be in the same queue with those guys.
colma has the same issue when he plays SFKs, he went from rank 70 to 130 in a week
yeah
true
why'd my l- it feels so bad
you know
I don't wanna play chess
I don't like chess.
When you stopped reading Twitch chat on red kick, it was MMR, climb, bonanza. Okay, fuck it, I'm doing that again.
Twitch is just full of animals in here.
Is that the subs?
We have a lobby though.
holy shit shiro went deso aggs guys we're in for a fucking treat
I've fasted many times in my life, okay, I've fasted many times in my life, my friend,
went back when I was quitting cigarettes, nicotine, back in 2023, was it?
I was doing a lot of fasting.
I did one meal a day.
I started with, what was it, 16-8, I think.
Maybe I tried 18. I can't remember if it was 16 or 18 anyway. I gradually went from 18 all the way down to 1 mil a day.
Or 16. That's a good idea.
I'm not really impressed by this act right now.
It's kind of a hard Kaz game.
Why am I not doing it?
Because I kind of only want to do things that make me happy.
I eat relatively healthy and like, I do enough physical exercise, I don't really care too
much about going to do some like extreme dieting anymore.
I think extreme diets, purpose is to alleviate something and I at the time was, I was trying
to get rid of my mouth stimulation issue that I had gotten from quitting nicotine.
I would basically just be eating all the time, so I had to do something extreme to deal with
it.
Which is why I was doing a lot of fasting.
what is this lag dude hold up
Okay, my dota crashed.
I've tried vaping, when I was 22 or something.
What the fuck, vapes like?
I feel like only deans vape, no offense.
But the chats these days that are either doing the snooze or they doing that all.
This vape shit brother, I don't know.
What are we talking about here?
Tell my practice.
Who is this?
Is this, um, sensibility or what?
Why the fuck would I snooze over vaping?
Well, let me address something to you, my friend.
Just because you think you're not sick doesn't mean you are not having your lungs slowly and
slowly get devoured by the mist of fucking despair and poisoning your lungs to nothing.
point being I can't argue with any kind of
scientific explanation of what is worse
snoozing or vaping but absolutely I can
tell you from ten years of what was it
how long I smoked I smoked like since
like 2015 I think up until oh my god
I bought a fucking TP.
Prepare for battle.
We're committed, boys.
I
Eat the board
I'm gonna eat the board guys, then I'm gonna go.
I don't know what to do with this.
Nevermind.
Why is it not agguring?
What the fuck is this creep doing?
Why is it not agguring?
Holy shit, that was like 20 hits.
I don't understand why is it not happening seriously
Mike, hurry or Bas on port, what the fuck
I can't take kittens, guys
I need to wait
Arthur, I cannot call Donsoul.
It's fine, it's fine bro, just attack them.
I think I'm going to die.
I can come, bottom guys, we can fight.
I'm going for a spatch
I'm going for a spatch
I'm going for a headshot
I'm going for a headshot
I'm going for a headshot
I'm going for a headshot
That's good bro, you need some medical attention bro
No, no, I don't have a mental issues, bro. I'm okay.
I said mental close!
What?
Ah, yeah.
I'll disrupt the top guys.
I'll go again.
I'll go reconnect guys.
No.
I don't want to deal with sticker floats.
Yeah, sure, but then...
I can't do stuff.
I think maybe your sister unbinded the hotkey.
I'm 5 seconds if you can wait.
the
U.S.
Is my sense of
You're gonna eat this boar real quick.
Holy shit.
You're gonna eat this boar real quick.
Well, you're getting it, you're happy.
Well, they usually play sensibility, right?
Probably yes.
Did you restart your Dota my friend?
I'm not sure if it will fix it.
If you didn't do it, why would you disconnect the fuck?
What is he doing on bottom lane even?
Save stuns, save stuns.
Why would you do that?
I don't get it.
I'm coming gait my good friends
Go dive, go dive, let's go.
Kill stack.
We can't do it, okay, GG I will need Marcy
I'm going
Mercy!
I'm going to do the same thing
Okay, okay, okay, no problem
I'm going to kill him
I'm going to reset the map.
I'm going to reset the map.
I'm going to reset the map.
Now we can do it guys. Press pause.
Actually I don't want to pause. I actually don't want to pause for this guy.
This guy will fuck himself seriously.
This guy is like making everything about him.
Let's go brother. Let's go smoke and find...
...uh...
...Bizmaster.
Bizmaster.
with 4 deaths
Why?
Why does he not aggro?
It's a big one
Oh, it's working nice
Oh, thank you more, thank you
How can I make the kill on Barlow?
I think you have some problems man, I think you need to fix them you know.
I played the last game and everything was fine.
One squad.
Did you see Gokyo Primal?
That's looky funny
use dust guys can you kill the guy? just keep it up
nah nah he's half he's half all
it's ok it's gonna dust come kill me
Oh, play runs.
to fuck happen?
seems disconnected or what?
I don't know.
The Roshan, the Roshan.
Guess we can't fight them.
I think they're behind them top, I guess, oh maybe not, maybe not the top, uh not
I'm getting so sick
I'm gonna kill everyone
I don't get this game, I don't know what else to think.
You don't kill me.
Your middle tower is under attack.
I thought I was going to strangle him with a Q-torn.
Can I hit the arm or kill him?
I'll be keeping it to you.
I'll kill him.
I'll just...
This one.
He's getting right now.
of
the beast there guys they're all there we're not ready
we're not ready, we're not ready, we're not ready
no just wait my axe too
I don't think we need to force this, we're so close to agg, speaky b.
I don't know what to do with this guy
I'm sitting here, how many do we have left?
3 more.
I'm sitting here, how many do we have left?
3 more.
How many of us are left?
Three more.
Yeah?
Yeah.
He's sipping
5 comes in
67 hits.
I don't know, this game is kind of shit.
I need like, BKB
Need to play top as fireguys
We need to play top
We don't have smokes, so we need to defend wards
Please come top
I see, you should be careful bro, they probably have vision here.
If you die first, it's really bad for us.
I'm not sure what that is.
It's an open side.
Oh.
We go again, we have smoke now, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Screw again.
I have BKB as well.
We can smoke for wisdom fight.
Yes, Professor, I will buy it.
Well, let's go for this guy. So, uh, jump second.
What the fuck?
Walk, walk, walk on me, walk on me.
I think it's not that good, I'm gonna run.
Fuck, the speed of malice, you're but never know.
Oh fuck.
What the fuck am I being-
EEEE!
Why does it not work? I'm pressing it like 20 times!
I swear I'm pressing it like 6,000 times!
Dude, I don't understand! I'm pressing like...
I actually, I'm gonna fucking scream.
I'm just like...
I'm smashing my Waikii, it's just not fucking working.
And I'm just like, in the fight I'm just getting confused, I'm like,
What the fuck? Why is my bikini not working?
Dude, I'm so I'm so fucking mad. I don't my packet lossing or what the fuck?
Dude
How is it not working?
Holy shit
Oh my blood pressure cannot take it my blood pressure cannot take this shit right now. I cannot
I think it's over
What's happening?
Are they rushing?
Yes
Never mind they have no time
One to push
Can't track him fast maybe
Yeah, they can't do it, they can't do it. Go, get ready, group up again.
We need Marci not to die first and the fight is over.
And I need my button to work.
I close the base, so I can pass out.
Can we go around with smoke, yeah?
Nah, I have no...
Okay, I'll go...
We have no center, I think.
Yeah.
I'm glad you have
I'm going to catch him, coming.
Keep chasing.
Should be out.
Let's go out.
one creep just randomly goes away like can you explain how the fuck this dog
shit game works
you guys can do this for me
Can you gate after we push bot tower?
I have very big lotus for you, yeah, I love it.
Beast is farming.
I'll die, I'll die.
Drake's pro.
There's three fucking pits on my screen right now.
no underlord there leaving
I don't know what the fuck is going on, but I'm not going to shoot.
Level 25 from that solo kill though, all my issues pucked off the fucking kill with
level 25 talent
we need like one hex or something who has money
We still kind of need to focus this guy after Crimson.
And now everyone is just chain feeding!
Okay, please let's not die, no one else.
We'll kill this.
Here we go.
Over?
No flash came off, I think.
Hooking? Nice.
He's dead for a long time, maybe in a buyback as well.
They can't fight us without underlord, go crazy.
I want to get mid tier 2 instead.
It's not done yet.
It's a little bit of a rush now, isn't it?
pick me up?
okay what's the pause?
it's okay, underlord buyback
i don't know why he didn't just pick me up
I don't know why they bought back either.
This game is just fucking unhinged, it makes no sense.
First of all, Maiden is not behind me for some reason.
Second of all, why is this guy buying back with 40 second respawn timer on a fucking
tier 2 with no respawn roach, nothing.
No Tormentor, but they're not going to go high ground are they?
I don't understand what the fuck that just... okay you got dvd
the same shit
guys don't lose racks
just fucking... don't people see
No buyback on him, it's our win condition.
I don't know what to say if I'm doing this all the time.
I don't know what the fuck I did, I actually, I hate these games, fuck them, I don't know
Let's get out of this base.
Roshan has fallen to the raven.
your bottom tower has under attack, your middle barracks has fallen
down structures are falling
your middle tower is under attack
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
This game is so unhinged.
Wait.
I think we need to kind of fight right now if I bait
Ops here, Ops here
I know, but we have to go, we have to go 18 seconds, can we go?
Do something? We're gonna lose
You have to go, you have to go
Save me, heal
Right alt
Duke Marcy
Thank you for watching.
This game is, I don't really enjoy them, like the fucking Russian dick, like, holding contest
where everyone is just all chatting and just nonsense in the game.
Thank you.
you
You
you
I made a mistake. I should never give this guy ages to be honest. It's like a lot of
mistakes I'm making that I usually would not make. Like I don't know why this guy took
He took Aegis to just lose Aegis by diving the fucking fountain, like I don't understand
why.
You
You know what I mean?
Turn up!
This guy is crazy as fuck.
It gotta be Amalia or some powder or something.
RTC number one.
Ten seconds remaining.
Five seconds remaining.
Okay.
We are one-on-one.
We are one-on-one.
Good job.
We are one-on-one.
We are one-on-one.
You say it.
You're done.
We are one-on-one.
We are one-on-one.
Good job.
We are one-on-one.
You say it.
We are one-on-one.
We are one-on-one.
You say it.
5 seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining.
5 seconds remaining.
Can I get one clean game?
I have one game where my fucking idiots don't just grief the fuck out of the lobby or no.
OOF
You've got to be a Molly or some of some powder or something
RTC how sick of logo
I honestly I'm so tired of people like
Talking right now. Is that about is that a sign that I'm tilted? I just feel like all these guys
They just talk and they say nothing important nothing so like it's so hard to knowledge mute them
Like we're not friends, you know, we're just fucking players here. We just want to play the game. You understand me
Fuck say fuck
So many of us are waiting for you.
I can't make this shit up, to be honest.
I hate this bug, it's like...
Come on, let's go.
Shaman mid.
This is so gross, this guy is like...
tp bot
kinda worth it i think
I think we're top, we killed them, wait for me.
Warded.
Did you just sell his boots?
Fuck happened.
this game is the worst shit it's the worst fucking shit like I don't understand this
game.
Why is Tanya just sitting mid this game?
I don't get it, what's going on?
me kill this guy time me and you can kill him
guys I don't know I don't know
We can smoke with the nykma and my ated, agonimus.
Fuck, I need to kill Zepuco
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
Hello!
I don't know what to do with this guy
I don't know what to do with this guy
I want to kill you
Hmm.
How did that happen?
Where is he?
Oh, no.
I will try to kill him
I need to kill him somehow, please
It was better to look at the other pack, it's the same pack, it's like a killer or a monster.
I hope it's not.
I'm gonna kill him.
What? Black Hole?
Black Hole.
What? He's not fucking dead.
He's not out of Blink Shift, he's out of IZ.
Go go go, keep going, keep looking.
He's bathing.
Yeah
This Marsy BKB still will kill us.
We need to wait a little bit.
They are not weak.
Smoke after mid wave.
smoke away to bot
I'll just probably kill him with the cataract and I'll hit him right click
I will see if he'll...
I'll just move
I'll just move.
I don't know.
Check with the Edowns.
This guy is always running. What the fuck?
So these guys are actually playing good and then meanwhile I look at the minimap I just
see this guy is jumping, this guy is randomly somewhere, this guy is randomly mid, like
I don't know how come these guys are playing so much better than us.
Isn't M.R.S.S.P on our side in this case?
I don't understand this game, are you a griefing or something?
Are you a griefing?
Can you see it?
If you're a griefing, it's like, go AFK?
So I don't understand this game.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower is falling.
Oh, she can't.
Do you know if you press this and this, this guy cannot cast spells and he dies.
Did you know this?
is not right
I
I'm so dead inside right now.
These pubs just make it so pointless like it doesn't even feel at all like I don't
Like you can just tell them what to do and they just don't do it and then then we like lose and then suddenly they're like afk
And it's only they're like not afk and it's just like it's like a mental asylum the shit
It's like tiny just sits at this hard camp for 10 minutes and then randomly starts trying again
Then randomly goes back and then more lock-wise Midas and
And starts jungling and then starts trying again, and it's just like dude. I can't deal with this shit
I can't I don't want to play it. I don't want to place it's such a waste of time
It's like all these people are just keeping the game hostage
Oh fuck my life.
I don't know, like he just doesn't press any button on him over there, like none.
He doesn't press Hex, he doesn't press BKB.
It's a fucking bad hit.
I don't think that you truly understand how grief this guy is what he's doing
He's taking the most defensive camps on a support here that is our only kill threat
And he's been doing this for like 30 minutes
And it's just like I
Don't know so insane
Your top tower is under attack.
Radiant structures are fortified.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle barracks are under attack.
this guy is just running into the fucking meteor dude like I can't believe we're losing
this game it's insane it's also insane
I think I'm gonna just do like 3 hours stream and play off stream or play on kick or something
because I'm so tired of whenever I start my stream it's like I get the same people sniping
me and it's just such an unpleasant experience. It's so unfun to just lose like just lose lose
lose all these games just the same people sniping and you know like I just I think I'm
gonna just stream three hours on Twitch and then I'm gonna just go like off stream one
kick or something because I don't know I can't I can't do this it's too much it's
like I already have griefers on my team and then I have the enemy team is like
Sweating and then I just have a bunch of versions who just don't care about the game in jungle
Like I'm tired of it
And if anybody asks me to play SF I'm just removing them off my friends list if they're my friends this I don't care who it is
It's like my fucking dick.
Every time I pick this hero, it's just...
I feel I'm alone.
And that's not how you play SF.
SF is a team hero, always has been, always will be.
Yeah, actually, I'm gonna go and kick right now. If you want to keep watching you can go to my kick channel
I'm gonna just do a chill stream because I don't want to read the Twitch ID either. Just not in a mood
Hopefully the vibe change