angryginge13
🔥EARLY!!!🔥PREM FINESS RELEASE!🔥CLUBS LATER!🔥GREAT DAY!🔥SOCCER AID MOTM!!🔥GAMING!🔥KING!🔥
04-23-2026 · 10h 25m
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I'm not going to handle it, it's dangerous.
Stream started, get it, shut the fuck up.
Chat, yes, straight to city or no,
I am now currently live.
And you know what guys, he is live,
everyone leave my chat, we've had a good three hours.
Just fucking pleasure being the second
waiting room on Twitch.
Everyone just go join James on that one.
Let's cut this shit, yeah, listen.
Don't be fucking.
Listen, let's cut this shit, yeah.
I'm going to stream harder than him today, you know, yeah, I'm going to stream a lot more.
You want it more?
Yeah, I want it more.
And you know what James, when I go tonight, you don't even need to get sick, it's a ballastay.
He's on the clock all day today.
Legend. Hey, will you raise me as well?
No, I'll raise you, you can use my equipment today.
Oh, you're a legend, thank you mate.
Kitchell!
That's nice.
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Kicchi
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What's that? You wanna h..OW!
Well it comes after thunder...
Lightning!
K-K-K-K-K-K-K-A
said what is the best we can do oh that's what I've got to mention anyone
who quit my notification is getting a free pair of socks today
really yeah
well how do you stage in my life guess a free jay oh I was it a fancy image no
Ha ha ha ha!
That's a stand for jerk off instructions.
You see you're going to give your underage audience a jerk off instructions.
Because that's what you just said.
Ah, just fucking off.
Well, come in everyone, well come in.
I fucking love you all. It is good to be fucking lying.
What the fuck?
You've got these over and pick them up.
I'll eat you, knock them over.
He's got that, my fucking god!
Yeah, so it clearly won't hit.
Sorry, where is the move is?
I know, I know, I know.
So, I went out with mine, G.
Yeah.
And when I got struck...
You did it wrong.
Struck.
You did it wrong.
Sorry, I'm going to have to clean it.
You did it wrong.
You did it wrong.
You did it wrong.
You've got to look more.
You did it wrong!
No, that's not a problem.
Get her off!
I'll bring her!
Oh my!
Anyway!
Thank you!
Love you, Derek!
Stop calling me that, I told you.
You keep calling me, I'll stream as well.
All Shrek films,
All Madagascar films,
Alvin and the Chipmunks,
High School Musical,
Finding Nemo.
You fine then?
Didn't matter what I thought I was talking about.
Oh, big pop off!
Yeah, it's alright.
Chipper.
Right, should we get our big pop then?
Yeah, let's get going.
What's the walk there?
Slug it there.
Can we get one more back for you?
Oh, mate.
Oh, mate.
I see you.
You're in there calling my back.
I was no batsman with me today.
You're not too bad, mate.
That's it.
Yeah, bad trees.
Bad trees, bad trees.
Oh, my God.
I was thinking the other time.
We didn't bring that.
I brought it myself.
I'm not gonna be here anyway. What are you putting in your hair? Say something.
Did you turn the camera away when you bought it?
Can I borrow some? Is that alright?
I'm sure you're going to hold it at the back.
You should try a shampoo as well.
I'll pull that shit for you.
Shit J, I love those texts.
Yeah, I'm logging.
I want socks just now.
Chat, we will sort the socks.
We'll sort the socks and place them out later when I'm on my desktop.
But right now, we've got no Wi-Fi, so that's why we're live now and we're all out of it.
That's actually fucking rough.
I mean, you know, you do wear them shoes 24 hours a day.
I just can't get a lot of sight on strings.
You cannot pay me any money to sniff your feet.
You do wear them shoes non-stop as well.
Fucking hell, I wear these non-stop.
Yeah, I know, but they're breathable.
That's true. These are the ones they're breathable.
They're breathable.
We don't want you to suck, so why would you like it back?
Yeah, that's the point.
Bit worth.
Right, where are we going then?
I'm going home.
Yeah, I'm going back to London.
I think that should bring your stuff with you.
To Manchester, you get a train from Manchester.
Are you going to Uber?
Oh, no, I'm not going to car down there.
I'm probably going to go to Stopport, London.
Car back from London, probably.
I'm going to take my stuff with me.
To Manchester.
I'm going to come back here.
I'm going to see what we're going for.
Probably helpful.
Maybe you're not.
You're not.
You're just pissing me off.
All right.
You know what, yeah?
That's it.
We have no Wi-Fi.
Piss me off.
How do we actually live with no Wi-Fi?
piss me off. How do we actually live with no life life?
Charles, what top are you wearing?
This is my YouTube All-Stars training top from Friday chat at the,
the, um, what's called the cyber training match.
But I shall ask you to watch this chat, you're all fucked, because guess what?
This got washed off from the training.
The spare one is now in the wash and the full tracks are in the wash.
Tomorrow we have the full tracks in the back.
It's going off. Got good shops. I don't know where that is, Joby. Where's that?
Oh, no. Yes, Ginger's chart. We should combine charts. Hold on.
Let's try combination.
Not took it off a week. Yeah, no, a chart. Come on. Let me have this moment.
I got one. I get what Ginger's like now. You don't know, oh, Ginger's wearing that again, but it's just...
There's nothing you can do about it.
Wait, why has Gingys put Prem Finis? Yes, Gingys Chat, I will do it everyone.
Why, why, why are we Prem Finis release?
Wait, why has Gingys put Prem Finis?
Surely that means he's getting some cases in. Surely.
By the way, Gingys Chat, look what I've got made for me in Gingys.
You have to hold on to this. So, it's me and Gingys from the charity match.
match there's one superfactor and then there's three others and me and
ginger gonna sign them but Simon said he wants one so and then ginger want one
I'm having the one-on-one there so that'd be one left should we give it away
oh now be lying if you said I didn't like it cuz you do I'm a couple minutes
out from relapsing to you
8 battery.
What about it?
Can we do that?
It's upstairs.
I'm going to leave it upstairs!
Just do it.
The Mac might be dark if it needs the battery.
It's upstairs.
It's alright.
You've got that.
It's certainly on your engine.
Go on.
You show it to your engine.
Where's the battery?
Go on.
You should have done a look at me.
I'm a fucking mess.
Go on.
Where's the battery?
It's upstairs.
Where about?
I'm charging it a bit.
I'll carry it.
Is it about that battery?
Yeah.
If you want all please, I'll be really helpful.
I can answer.
Oh sorry, but you didn't know the one yet.
Why is he talking?
I mean, see him sick, that's the secret.
You're a hard level to learn.
You actually don't understand the meaning of his shut up.
He's mental.
I think they're in the factory.
Well, there's a bag there.
Oh, check it out.
So why have you gone for the full kick, Jake?
I'm not wearing a console today,
The bro's dress is like a London Underground seat.
Don't ever disrespect the shirt.
It really doesn't matter if it's a London Underground seat.
Is it a nice kit?
Yeah it is.
I would argue it can't be a London Underground seat because it doesn't stink a be-o.
But then I realised he's wearing it.
No, I've started a be-o problem.
Have you not?
Yeah.
What the fuck is my life, do you know?
I started in a, what's it called, a baggie from Leance.
Leance, I think.
Oh, Leance.
Something like that.
Yeah, it's got a neck to it.
I thought you know what's easier about not knowing what you want to do.
Thank you.
I'll put one more up close.
You're welcome.
Chaz, start looking at him like you are.
Start looking at him like you are.
So, nicely a bit of spray.
Nice as well.
A bit of jargon.
Exactly.
Easier.
Quicker.
Faster.
Yes Chaz, yeah, walk and buy them a set chat, I'll put them in the car, no worries.
How do you actually do it? Is it start sharing chat?
Yep, give me one minute to chat.
And then...
Got no Wi-Fi, I can't do it.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
Go on, you go and grab him, go on.
Did it fall?
I didn't trip, I didn't trip.
One battery.
I didn't fall.
Battery, battery, battery.
Ah, I didn't fall.
Yeah, child of the classic.
You've only got Busty anyway?
Yeah, just got two more.
I thought he was angry enough.
No, it was so up and down.
Because if you're going to stay live longer, I'll stay in.
Right, I'll stay in.
Look, he's ready to camera after you today.
This is what we love about Bob Guy.
He's always on it.
And guess what?
That's a big test for you today.
This is UK Twitch number two.
Well, number three.
Now, after the new charts come out.
Well, we know we don't include blue bots.
Huh?
I'll take them to the cage or you can't compete with fucking legal legends.
What the fuck is that shit?
He does a watch on a legal legend and he gets 70k.
What? I don't hear a legal legend source 60.
I feel he jaded a tiktok and he gets 30k.
What the fuck are you drinking?
Pardon?
That's the source to... is it?
What do you...
Ooh, you got a spell on?
Nah, sorry.
That was a chair.
I'll do the other spell.
Jack, what I will do when I'm out, I promise you I'll buy you another one.
Is that okay?
With a mini fridge for the inconvenience.
With a mini fridge?
Yeah please, just get an inconvenience.
I said I want it, it's warm.
Jack, if you put that back, that's fucking mental.
There's no one at home.
What? I don't want to drink water.
Take that back out of fucking there now.
Because I'll leave my shit right here right now.
What's going on here?
What's with the hostility?
What's with the hostility?
I'm not telling you that, but it doesn't need someone to fulfill his oppressor house.
Get that.
Take your white monster out of my wardrobe.
You just refer to his penis as a white monster.
I think it was a monster to be a moshy monster, don't you?
Respect.
Again, why are you relating it to kid games?
Can you stop doing this, please?
He's got a band of roadblocks.
I literally didn't.
I've been a band of roll-offs once, it was just wary.
What a freak.
I lost undressed to the press, I said fuck for each other, I went shaggots wear.
And then I got the band on the shaggots wear.
Sorry, sorry I pushed you in there.
Right, where are we going then?
Well, that's it.
Oh my god.
I need to drop me back on top.
So we, let's just walk into town, get some food, explore all the...
No, I've been out.
And then, I'll let you know that my segment's gonna...
Trust me, it's fucking good.
Jay, I think it's one of the best things I've produced and I know I know about some
Listen, I've had some shit as recently like what it's
Boxhead is it good?
But boxhead fucking knows it's good and he's got batteries as well
This is it at the house. Yeah, so what is it? Can you just tell us because I'm gonna miss it
No, I can't I'm gonna miss it. I don't know. I'll probably have about 30 minutes. I
I would have missed it if I was you
No, I get it
What do you mean you get it?
I know what it is
No, you don't
I'm a little...
I'm a little...
I don't want to see close
But you do
People have got...
I've got gas in buses if you can
I'll say that if you don't want to get it
Yeah
Are these yours, child?
They're mine
I've got sparsely card
It's like, how long's the walk? Five minutes? Is that?
It's a nice walk, it's a nice day.
Yeah, what the dog do with it?
It's a nice walk.
I'll call it that.
It's a nice walk.
Are we walking or are we driving? It's not a five minute walk to town.
It is. Five, ten minutes? Is that?
Fuck walking, walk. Nah, fuck nah.
It's more of a pain. The pain of your heart.
Why is your chat bothering that?
You're walking man.
Because it's 10 minutes of walking content when we're good at getting a cab.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's getting on, having a lot.
Right, guys.
I agree, Chief, you're a good investment.
Yes, that's all right.
Listen, you knock on the book, we might let you in.
I'm just thinking, because of your hamstring and your thigh,
it's probably best we don't walk.
No it's not, it's not where it should be. Let's get in, let's get in the car.
Are you okay?
Yeah I'll do my thanks mate, yourself.
See you in a bit mate, and actually if you look there, chat, you've got chat.
You're set then.
Aw, these are bad, I can wear these.
I don't know.
I prefer these trainers.
Well, I wonder if my sunglasses are in here.
I've got my sunglasses in here, not cool.
Yes!
Fucking movies.
I was going to bang me in the train as well.
Also, tease.
Fucked off to Jamaica. By the way, I just say, good run on our own now.
Hello chat, welcome all in today's stream.
Started very erratic, we're going IRL straight away,
and then when we come back later at desktop,
I'm trying to arrange some pro clubs for later on,
but the Sidemen are launching their sidecards,
so they're a bit busy. Chazzy's going down there.
I suppose it's up to you, chat.
I can go down there with Chaz and we IRL sidecards, the...
I wonder what the IRL is?
The start of it.
Or, if you want...
Wonder what your idea is?
They've been there for two weeks, bro.
Yeah, we've had them there for two weeks.
So let me know in the chat.
IRL sidecards, I'll just stay live from here and desktop.
Oh, shit, you want to come?
I'll depend on the chat one.
I mean, it would be cool if we could stream that.
It's my last time if we could stream that.
Have I seen you stream that?
No, I was just going to go, but if we can stream it, I'd be even better.
I'll send me a chat, I'll tell you.
I've got to be a chat up on this stage, though, yeah?
Er, I've got no connection out here, chat, so you just have to bear with me.
Whoa!
Oh, yeah, look at these. I just showed you a chat with you upstairs.
So this is what he's made.
Who's made?
That guy makes the cards, look.
So, there's a super fact in this to free.
Oh, wow nice.
So Simon, Simon.
I love looking south.
No, Simon missed me.
Can I have one?
Did he?
Simon actually wants one.
That's sick.
All right, let's get him down.
Get the heck out of here.
What are you doing, you fucking weirdo?
Get the fuck out of here.
Dickhead.
Mwah.
Oh where did you get that? Did someone make that for you?
Yeah, no no, it was in the middle of the game.
Where was I?
Yeah.
Where are you?
Erm, where the feeling of how I put you back into the changing room?
Oh!
Can you be careful me car?
Well you can get another one.
What?
You can get another one.
Anyway as I was saying chat this morning wake up all right and tease as parts is
car in front of my cup. Oh yeah mate. Just walking if you want mate. Cheers mate.
Yeah chat, would you like the engines to stream the London event with the Sidemen,
the cars thing, or would you want them to stay here? I'm going anyway but, um, I don't
I don't know what he's chattel on either.
He's on my mind.
Down he is.
I'm so far.
Can't reach out, I've got no signal.
Let me connect that to the backpack.
Fuck yeah.
What are you doing while you're just trying to end it, huh?
What?
You very much, brother with a human touch.
What's going on here?
There we go. Right, where are we going here, town?
Your chat's pretty 50-50.
What's going to do, Paul, please?
Yeah, but we can't stream it.
Hey, you always on my mind.
Where's my phone?
It's on phone.
Thank you very much.
Where the fuck is my phone?
Because we could have just walked to it.
We'd be there by now you dick.
Pardon?
If we had just walked we'd be there by now.
No we wouldn't you fucking imbecile.
No we wouldn't we'd be round the corner.
Yes we would be there.
We would not be there by now.
I don't assume we'd be there now.
Alright we'll see how long it takes to get there in a car then.
We'll see how long the...
What? What was that?
I don't need no bed.
Yeah, is it?
It looks like a Japside, mate.
It looks like a Japside.
Yeah, you'd like my Japside, wouldn't you?
Fence.
Gate's opening. I also can't walk.
I've got to drop my backpack off.
There's a pigeon on the gate.
No, it's gone now.
Remember the rules that make me show them, please?
thank you right I want you to decide get some fucking summer music over out
there get some summer vibes on we need to leave the party I thought me
I'm smarter that's now good wife I offer today yeah we should have actually
fucking very good wife after today for the fucking price of painting anyway
Stop right now
Get out of the fucking thing mate
And then I can say recommendation
Yeah go on, hang on, hang on
Cheers
Right, there we go
How can I help you?
There now
DJ, see how DJ's got on for his chat
What's going on?
DJ out in the house
With all your pics for the day
I'm gonna get things going
With some music that's been on your-
AHHHHHHHHH
And I'll go get it for all of you!
Thanks, and it's a wrap!
Thank you!
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That's that one, CFF in Vice-Mil.
Oh, that's us, yeah.
What, are we getting a few of them for a bit?
Oh, I can feel you, Fahd, you rock.
Aye, aye, aye.
We got a party night, it's 30, 12, 10 o'clock
I wanna shag you all the time
Shit, not a boarded shirt out in town
Oh, you're gonna get stuck all the time, bro
Now, next, next, next, give us a sing-song, give us a sing-song
Sing the next one
No
The man don't drink his dinner at a hotel
Did you sing this?
I don't know the word, sir
Ah, do you not fit what you wanna get?
Ah, what a shit
Thank you
You need to ring it.
No.
Don't have it.
Don't have it.
Kiss me up is all you got.
Summer time saddles.
I just want to tell you now.
There's a flannel somewhere.
What? The flannel's up there?
I've got my interest on tonight.
Excuse me, love.
Ah, bless him.
You OK, mate?
He's just nice people.
Yeah, he's just spreading joy.
I hope you have an amazing day today, love.
Ah!
See, yellow light. Just made it for you.
Have you just done all that?
You've unraveled it. It's gone straight for a red.
It wasn't a red.
I actually don't say that because people will actually make it think that I have it.
Yeah that's true he didn't chat, it was only right for a second.
Anyway do you know what I've got this backpack off Morgan?
Yeah I need to just pull over you see, Jess.
I thought you weren't going to go back to the aquarium software.
Probably need to go to aquarium types in a fucking PC company, good shit man.
Is it a boss?
Are you waiting for the boss?
You didn't understand.
Are you waiting for the boss?
Yeah this is a 62 we've changed that, we've changed the vehicle!
Yeah so I only have it as a 360!
You're just gonna pull up here!
Honestly mate, you are fucking mad!
Mazards on, Humbray Con, let's find out where we've gotta go.
I'm embarrassing!
I'm embarrassing, I'm only embarrassing!
You're just showing me up!
Why am I showing you up?
You're just trying to see me in front of all my mates!
Yeah so I've set the pisser!
Yeah, I've just tried to see you in the street.
Don't take the pisser out of me while I'm on the street in front of everyone, we're sitting here in my mates!
Yea I have. I've sort of pissed off, sorry.
Chaser, have you done the hand that you watched my turn?
Say it again.
Ha ha ha!
What was that?
What was that?
No he's just...
He didn't matter.
That would have been...
He was there.
Right, erm...
Let's have a look.
Oh, I have a look in a bit, Nikky.
Not Nikky but that is it.
Nah, she's also looking at the bracelets.
Just gonna drop now same place mate.
Alright let me try and find the address.
Fucking hell, the sun's clearing.
Copper.
Perfect, four minutes away.
Nice.
I fucking love that.
It's a bit bright on me there, James.
I know I'm white, but I'm not that fucking white.
If you turn it down, you can't sit in the back.
I'll see if you...
Yeah, exactly. Come on.
Yeah, so I've...
Yeah, I'll have to put on some of that.
Sorry, I've...
Yeah, well, I've almost set the mark there.
That's OK. That's fine. It's fine, mate.
But this is fucking stupid.
I saw this whole quick.
Sorry about that chap.
So a question here from the chat, have you washed your red shirt, Chas?
I believe washing this would be...
Disrespectful?
Yeah, I think, yeah, especially to the people that like to get out.
You know what I mean? I mean, I fucking wreak.
But what do I wreak of? Goals at Wembley?
That's not a bad thing to wreak on, is it?
What could I do about that?
Exactly.
And also, there's a massive charity on the front of this.
And I'm charity.
I love charity
I'm gonna send it
That's a family charity
So we're warm and so hot
Can we, Jack, good news
The full training track suit
Is in the wash and we'll be ready for tomorrow
We can't go again
That's good
I've got them on rotation
So I have that
We've got two training kits
And an avathease
So I should average about
Three days a week without the kit on
Yeah, you're right
Yeah, before I should have it on
Perfect
You'll be fine
Yeah
And days I don't spend I can save it
I wanna feel your heart.
Someone just said it.
You scored one goal heart, not leaking goals.
What have you got to say to that, Jess?
What do you say?
He said you scored one goal, you're not leaking goals.
Yeah, but you don't understand.
When you hit the ball like I did, no keeper saves it.
No.
Right?
It was a venomous left footed strike.
And, do you know what I mean?
Look, just go on the side of the Instagram.
See, they're passing outside the boot.
But I mean, who hasn't seen it?
That's true.
He's got over a five minute out of views, Jess.
Ah, let me share it with you.
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cool golf, I think it'd be boring.
I think it'd be fun.
I think it'd be good.
Opinions chat?
I thought it'd be good.
It's me and you.
Boring, boring, be sick, good.
Shit, boring, boring, boring, boring, do it.
Mixed opinions.
Yeah, but you gotta think chat,
we're not gonna be there like fucking Tiger Woods,
shit, I mean.
There we are, let's pick up some CMC.
Hi CMC you alright mate?
Hey mate, just to let you know, Ginger and Chaz are in just all the papers and box over
here.
Oh so they're on me right now?
Just for the time being yeah.
Alright, no worries.
I'm sorry I just let you know.
Thank you mate, you're like fucking Bobboy HR, I appreciate that.
I'm trying mate.
Alright, thank you.
WCMC, alright bye bye.
WCommage chat.
WCommage chat.
the view comes right here we go yeah oh fuck well chat don't grasp up cuz we're
nearly there trust me chat I'm telling you give me a chance this is gonna be
generational this is definitely one of the best things to ever come on my brain
on anything
Yeah, it's about to be a fucking movie.
It's high.
Is there a golf outfit video on the main channel?
Yeah.
Oh, that's what I was saying.
We're talking about the golf chat, yeah?
If we went going playing an actual game of golf,
it would be like a fucking tiger would actually try out.
And it depends actually.
It's either a try-on, so it would probably chatter.
But like, it would be a laugh.
Do you know what I mean?
Well, I don't know, I like to have a laugh playing golf.
F and a touch.
F and a touch?
Yeah, and I think about now.
Oh, shit.
Remembering them.
Oh, yeah, and it's time for the Japan chat.
Not it's time for the jet lag though, because it's literally...
It's literally flipped on its head, like, completely.
Like, the time schedule.
Like, I think...
So I think me and Ginny got some plans
to go live at, like, 7pm, 8pm in Japan.
But here, that'd be like 12, 12 p.m.
That means it's like, you...
Are we behind or in front?
We're behind Japan's time.
Holy shit, so I'm time travel.
Oh! Holy shit!
Wait, so I'm gonna time travel forward and backwards.
Yeah.
Has anyone ever done that before?
I don't think so, bro.
So I'm gonna be like one of the first people to ever time travel.
Maybe.
Bro.
Holy shit.
Shit.
Mental.
Mental, mental, mental.
Why are we going to Japan?
Er, Saturday.
Why are we going to Japan?
Why are we going to Japan?
A lad, Bible.
He's all I'll say.
Like a Bible for a lad.
Little old wheel tapper.
How long for?
How long for? Five days.
So we go Saturday and then I feel we're back with the Wednesday.
I think.
Because if you give me...
Yeah, four days though. Or is it travel timings?
Um, travel timings, five. So one for the first day.
So Saturday is just going to be full travelling.
Sunday, I think we'll do some filming.
We'll do, sorry, I just nearly crashed.
Sunday we'll probably do some filming, maybe alive, not sure yet.
Monday some filming, maybe alive, not sure yet.
Oh yeah, I'm not sure about that schedule.
Oh, thank you mate, I appreciate that.
His hands must be broken, because he didn't raise them once!
Fuck!
Oh, your indicator's broke, dickhead, are they?
Oh, what does it indicate to tell me that you're parking?
Thank you.
Bloody hell.
I was gonna call him bald, but bald is actually a sexual harassment problem.
Yeah, so I won't be pulling that one out the back.
Can you even hire a linch fan?
Ehm, yeah
I'll find out, won't work pretty quick
I can play this song?
Oh my god, there's too many of you
That's the one that's playing
Hard to read this white piece of 17 but I'm gonna be a millionaire
Drifted being a bloody snake this pack of wood and my sweat fit billionaire
Now I'm living on my heavy shit, moving tons of hell shit
Turn my life just face to face with that bull
Fist out with the truck if I stay on my driving shit
My busy barrel including your f**king mackerel
I think that's all the f**k of shit
That'd be my slimy f**king iron go step in shit
Then you know trackers for your best love of shit
Tropical
F**king on me in a studio
You're far from me, got you moody though
Costa Rica's white with visa 17
But I'm gonna be a millionaire
Tricked to be a bloody sneaker's pack of wood
To my sweat for the billionaires
Costa Rica's white with visa 17
But I'm gonna be a millionaire
Tricked to be a bloody sneaker's pack of wood
To my sweat for the billionaires
Walked in like a man in this bitch 16
With a bloody piece on my wrist I
Fuckin' Sacked
When we're out of this car
It's over for you, VodGuy
You're done for me. Oh, you've had a good run. You are done. I
Am sick to fucking dead camera man. Can't remember trying to be chazzer
You will never be good enough
Be careful because
Fucking hell man
Try and go out, try and do a stream on a nice summer day and we can, cos it is incompetent.
Ah! Fucking watch out!
And you know what, I'm going to say it as well. I'm going to say it. This car's bad luck.
What? Bad luck this car?
How many ARRs have we done in this car?
Two!
No we haven't, we've done all the more.
We've got the battery packed and the other one is fucking done.
Yeah, it's the people, it's not the car.
Mate, ain't these full? The backpack fucking overheated and turned off.
Because he had a battery block in the air then!
You're a dickhead!
What are you doing?
Fucking joke!
And I guess what, that's what's Jakey Davis!
Can we just apologise?
You have to watch Jake by the way.
Sorry guys, honestly, we are so sorry.
It's really, really bad that.
We didn't want this to happen.
Having to watch that shower of shambles we fucked.
Where he's got his fucking nice surprise.
No one's asked me!
I didn't work out London now.
That's a matter of fact, it's just not what I wanted to do.
Imagine, I've nipped off for an hour to go one.
Honestly.
Well, you're not coming in.
Oh, well, it's kind of good, you know.
If it's sides, Dynastir, I might be there, do you know what I mean?
And then they're left in front of you.
I've got Dynastir.
Dynastir.
I've got everything back.
You do have everything.
I'm Dynastir.
I've got everything.
You're so little though, you should tell me.
I've sold one card and you're trying to sell them one. Oh, no, I've sold a couple because you there's two
So one big one to
You get rid of the your mouth fucking strength not to get rid of the your mouth not for that long
I'll bother ice tour is out of string. He was your mouth. I'm seeing it. He's back for a look up
right
Pull up hazards on and let's just have a minute here to reset
Because I'm gonna fucking flip my shit.
Let me get the chat up and see what they're saying.
Chat, we're back at the house, right?
Because that's where we were planning on going anyway.
Put the handbrake on.
Right. I'm gonna have to go soon.
You're gonna have to go soon.
So you're definitely not coming?
To London?
No.
Well, I'm in a bit of a predicament here.
What the fuck am I meant to do if I've got no Wi-Fi?
But you can use you can use your old guy for today and use my camera
And you know what? He's done his overcompensating yesterday. No battery bitty. He's working about enough, right?
He's put too many batteries to be prepared and he's blocked the fucking air vent and blowing the back back up
Do you know what I mean? He was over prepared
Do you know what I mean, these things happen.
Hey, sir, ring Chazer editor.
That's disgusting, my ass.
Calling Chazer editor.
That's what you've been saying that since he edited for me four years ago.
Hello?
Are you free, Chaz?
For...
Remember that trim?
Really, really excited for that one.
Yeah.
Chas, you want to come lump them with me?
Meet the Sidemen and open some cards.
I've met them too many times.
Respect, respect, Chas.
There's no respect there.
Listen...
You can only pee dead in front of me.
It's really the event.
I'll leave the haircut for the fourth week.
Oh, can we...
Can we fuck this off, mate?
With a great respect, you're on call, mate.
Yeah, that's true.
Imagine being a paramedic.
Or what?
No, I've got a trim box. I can't come.
No, don't worry about that.
Oh my God, you should do a stop-put train station IRL
when you drop me off.
That would fucking pop off that.
Yeah, that'd be a six-segment.
Right, let me grab my phone and try and get dressed.
Chaz, you've got half an hour to be here.
Prom-toe.
All right, Nick, you're not.
Chaz, you're fine. You can get the trim.
I'll go with Odd Guy.
Oh, you're a fucking go brown get your trim what I will say is you you are on speed dial though
Also, just remember when we when we're backpacking never put a battery on the side where the air vents are because it'll block it and a little overheat
Well, yeah, I know do that anyway, they
It's definitely a lot cooler now by the way
Don't you fucked it you blew this you blew the backpack up. I guess what
at night and just-
No!
Stay out of it, Chas!
For one minute!
Stay out of it!
No!
No!
Stay out of it!
I'm sick of this!
No!
You two have been going fucking bananas at him!
Give him a break!
Give him a break!
He's not even looking at me!
Give him a break!
I need everything he's need!
He's fucking broke!
It's my 30 grand backpack!
Is there anything he's break?
Piss off, Chas!
Is it working now?
Yeah!
Is it working now?
Just about!
Well, he's not fucking broken then, is he?
That's why we said just about you fucking, are you deaf as well as thick?
I am thick.
Don't be odd on yourself Chas.
Look at that.
You're cute.
Seriously.
No, no.
Be nice, that's a block eye.
We get it, you had a little weekend together now, with camera man mates.
Do you know what I mean, right?
We get it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It's not even that!
He's human!
Excuse me.
He's human!
This is when a camera's human.
And it can when can we union or something?
What's going on here Chas?
You're embarrassing yourself mate.
The chat I cried out to see you again.
Fishing off?
But you're fucking, you're being really weird mate.
Can't lie they still have bad tags on bro.
Might as better now.
Right mate, I'll leave you.
Actually it was I, it definitely was.
Right, no worries Chas, I'll cheer you up.
No, no, no, no.
I don't know about that.
Right, well he's on car prompt or whatever.
Right, he's got a thousand doors then.
Fucking joke.
That was a great trip, I mean to be fair I have at least dropped my backpack off, so that's good.
I'm sorry to apologise to me, how about you apologise to the 8000 watching?
Sorry 8000 watching.
How many have you got Chas?
8500 then.
It was one.
I mean I think we probably combined, we're probably pushing 50k then.
And then oh the backpack nearly fucked up so I'm back down, he's back down.
I think you'll be back down to the fucking job center.
Yeah, I'll send you to college.
I thought that college won't be free either.
Yeah, we're doing a big tech business here with free money.
I'll go to GCC.
What was that, sorry?
You can't go where?
College.
Oh, it's alright, it's fucking...
It's not my problem, is it?
Not my problem.
That is actually disgusting by the way. Who drinks full monster?
Chaz, Chaz, keep up the good work.
I'll say it, there's shit, there's shit.
What the car?
Why, why, why this shit?
Look a bit naff.
The Range Rover's a Range Rover, isn't it, Jack?
I think I prefer the one in the middle.
I think I prefer the size of the car.
I'm honest, I have to rule this, I'm absolutely the maze.
What have I got out of there?
I've tried to treat everyone.
I've got these cool alfalfa chips.
Madagascar.
Shrek.
You may look like Shrek, but I don't believe in it.
What are you?
I don't know.
You give me ogre vibes.
Do I know?
You give me a fucking Bobby Orange vibes.
Come here.
I ain't watched this since Friday.
I ain't ever taken this off.
Come on, it's my foot, push me on it.
Oh, it's on the look.
You take it back.
No, I'm not.
I'm just going to put the file in charge, 180%.
You go tag your fault.
Come on.
I'll tag your guitar.
Come on, I've got to cut you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What's that?
What's that?
What the fuck says Jim back?
Yes, a gym bag.
Do you want to see what I bring with me in my gym bag?
Yeah, but you'll be back in my gym bag, yeah.
Oh my fucking god.
Biscuit.
All bags.
Nah, the numbers and that.
These are all numbers.
So what are you doing with it?
Get rid of them.
I need to sell them off.
Sell them?
No one's buying a fucking...
They all work nothing,
but, like,
What's that mean?
Someone won't let the king tonight unite who gives a fuck.
Let the king is a great plan.
Right, that's it! Stop trying to lie to the around, are ya?
I don't mean to, then I have to drop that.
I'll just let the king.
So, David's seen them to one-fifth there.
What?
Right, I thank you, though.
Thank you, though.
Thank you, though.
That's something I should stop.
Shit, though.
Nice stuff.
Audio's bad.
Can you get anything right?
I'm gonna fucking...
Can you get anything right?
You bitch!
It's because I lied it when you were black in music.
Can you get anything right that way?
Sorry.
Oh man.
Do you think I know your shit?
It should be fixed.
That's just fucking...
Mate, your hair's gone red.
Cameraman Charles
He's got a fucking haircut booked.
And I want him to get his haircut because he needs his haircut.
Yeah, he does, but I also fucking need an air clover.
Sorry.
Poor vodka.
Poor vodka is almost as if we're forcing him to fuck up there.
Pots got an interest in that script.
That is the way it is.
Pots got an interest in that script.
Does he mind asking?
Can't.
Or...
Or...
You can put your phone on charge.
Any idea where you'd like me to go, what you'd like me to do?
We have to be IRL.
What?
Stream on the train.
Stream on the train, fuck off.
Nah, we can't, mate.
Re-catch it to the chart.
I'll take it the Wi-Fi's not up. Let me have a look.
Wi-Fi.
I don't know if it'll be our own.
No, we're not.
And it's all frozen.
I can't send you the chat.
I'm just gonna fuck it, please.
Nothing working. I'm actually just gonna fucking let's go on a walk. I need to be correct
I'm sure you the wife
Right, let's go to walk to see where we can get the best connection just so I can see the fucking chat
Right, I think if you'll work on this, I'm going to minute chat, we're getting that.
There we go. Kick a ball about, but we do. Chaz is going London, Jakey can't walk,
Tays and Bean of Gonjimeka
Go home, I'm out of go home
Oop
That's not even worth it
Wait for Jake, yeah, obviously, I'll obviously have to wait for Jake
Um
But he's gonna, like, classic football shirt if you can go with that, I don't mind that
What else is there?
Oh, where's the bread? The fucking rat was here before.
Oh, makes sense when there's a fucking hole there.
Why is there a hole there?
Probably a rat hole actually.
That is actually quite a deep hole.
That's interesting, look at the fuck could that be?
Oh, driving range, I'll go driving range, I've never played golf, should I go driving
range, chap?
I've never, I've never been...
Crossbar.
Yeah?
Right, all right, chat, we'll go driving then, crossbar.
Erm...
Let me see if I could potentially go...
Let me have a think of who I could go with, chat.
Take Jake now, chat. Fuck me.
Um, let me see. Hang on a minute. I must see Wazerchev.
Um, what mate, are you busy today?
I've messaged Wazer chat, we'll see what he says, so I mean, Jakey Davis and I've just
fucking messaged Wazer, come on, fucking, there's levels to this game chat.
Erm...
Alright, let's go, crossbar again.
Right, I'm taking skinners. You take skinners.
Hey! Don't need skinners for that one.
Perfect.
Right, do you mind if I could just actually stay here, because I can actually fucking see me chat?
Mustapha.
Madison, yeah, well Madison lives in fucking London mate, I don't think that's gonna work.
My chat's not moving on me.
Let's have a look at it, it just didn't load, what is going on?
Mason Mount, don't really know mace like that to be honest.
I've asked them a question, do you know what I mean?
The old box is getting sorted, actually, as we speak, yeah.
Nah, I don't really have taxes to buy, but I've got a car, mate, can you drive?
Connection failed us through the Wi-Fi's down, makes sense.
Then if we go there, a Jakey's stream ended.
No child yes that we don't normally get on the stream on YouTube videos that someone new different
You all fuck is behind Ben on gore. We don't collab with him every day every week
He's injured jakes broke his mic. Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah journey long day
Why the fuck is nothing loading
Simon, yeah, a bit awkward when considering, you know, some of the people you're saying
you're being a bit silly, yeah, because out of folks in any minute when I come up here,
I don't think it'd be a good one.
Oh!
Yeah, that's flat, yeah.
Well, I'm gone. It's half for you clowns. Of course I can't do anything. Go on, Ryan!
For the 19, mate. Go on the boy. Thank you, brother. Jack Joseph. Again, we're just being
fucked. Oh! We are having a collab stream tomorrow. First of all, I'd like to say we
love McDonald's. And second of all, I'd also like to say Lisa Riley will be coming
back on stream tomorrow for a catch-up and acting lessons singing lessons improv and just
have a nice little catch-up on stream so Lisa Riley will be back on stream tomorrow so that
will be fucking unreal I can't wait for that that's gonna be so funny that's actually
just thinking I actually move into the shade here can I will burn
one of the rats there
nah I didn't hear anything
ooh good connection maybe
oh there's the rat
heyyyy
what is your house
or we get the pool going and get in the fucking pool.
Oh yeah, by the way,
Chaz had arranged a YouTube video apparently for Sketch
and then apparently Sketch didn't reply to him,
so that's what that never went ahead.
Did he tell you it was called off?
Yeah, the night before, I misread the message
and got it on time.
Yeah, no, because I had to get it.
Yeah, it's an awkward one.
So, all right, it happens.
Let's see what's going on there.
Go in the pool, yeah, it was a great idea initially.
Then I realized I haven't got any spare clothes.
I wonder if it's warm or cold.
Oh, what if I just go in fucking bias swimming pool?
Where's the outside tap?
There's gotta be a tap outside.
Oh, is this it?
That's not, where's it connected to?
Well I'll try to find where's the outside tap.
Outside tap.
He's got my son, I'm still not sure.
Close by I'll tell him we're getting 50 years dead.
Nah.
I'll do it for you.
I did.
Go on.
Yeah and I'll get a chance to reply.
Alright.
At your now, not 15.
25.
20.
26.
20.
5, 2, 1.
I'm not living in a tire man. Leave your mind.
What? Don't we train this?
You're in a Barcelona kit, what do you mean you're not in the entire?
Yeah, don't we train this? You change that?
Come on down. No, that's actually me. Lacey's undamned.
I don't know.
I knew I was going to make that end of the fight up there.
Oh, 20 gets then.
That's every one of the proper guys.
Nah, you can't.
I can give you a double of nothing.
Suck your dad.
See what I did there? Switched it.
Moving on.
Come on then mate.
I've already won 20, but we'll see if you've got it.
Let's have a look at what you've caught up on.
bit close compared to where I was at
ah, I've got to make fun
yeah you are
I'll make them try it
I can't actually, I actually can't
it's alright, I'll make sure you get it
I'm the tap
pardon?
the tap
oh, you're the tap, why is it here?
perfect, there we go
I'm shaking my fit
what do I think of your fit?
I feel like a gimp, I feel like a gimp.
I feel like I'm jeans as shit, I think t-shirt is nice.
Good to hear that.
Yeah, these aren't my actual trainers. These are just part of the...
My actual effort's not a stretch.
I feel like I'm jeans as shit.
I think they're a bit shit as well, but I've got nothing else.
You live here, share all your clothes.
What?
Share all your clothes, you live here.
What is that thing you got?
Can you stop putting me sunglasses in your mouth?
Or what?
Can I run back and talk a lot?
No.
I've got my plan.
You what?
I said I've got my plan.
Yep.
Go what?
Going to the driving range.
I've never played golf, so it should be interesting.
I'll take it to your right.
Thank you.
I'm definitely going to be shit.
This'll, Jim's commenting on other people's outfits.
That is...
Thank you.
On the volley, yeah?
On the volley, yeah?
You got my leg, mate, so I've got one.
You hit me on the volley.
I'm behind the net, mate.
That's syndicate, I messaged syndicate.
I messaged him.
I'll be right in the end, keep it up, I've got a minute, you alright Jake?
I'm alright, you're excited for the surprise?
Yeah, I'm ETA.
Well, 20 minutes?
Yeah, that'll be alright.
Is that alright?
Yeah, that'll be fine, that mate.
Yeah, that'll be alright.
Is that alright?
Yeah, that'll be fine, that mate.
I've got to take you to Orison's for the last bit and then I'm heading right back there, yeah?
You want to sorry?
I'm heading Morrison and I'll be right with you, okay?
Morrison's a part of the surprise.
Yeah, he's part of the surprise.
Woah!
Right.
By the way, back in it.
What the fuck? It ain't even come down.
I was going to get a minute.
Chad was just kicked a fucking ball on the roof.
It's going to look good.
The camera's just dying down.
No, not the camera. I said Chad was kicked a ball on the roof.
What?
What does EMC want on a fucking monster that hangs over here?
What what's over here is your camera's over here?
Yeah, I've noticed some of it sounds like booby down. I know what he's on do what he's doing. Yeah, I was no battery bitty today
Have you noticed that?
Can I just say something you notice I was soon as Jake you knew is his camera was off
It was no longer what I do anything that he's wanted to get off
It makes me sick that.
Because if I want to read a chat, I just want to try to rate my fitter ones to be honest
because the jeans got to come off.
I'm going to minute.
I'm meeting some big mates tonight.
Now let me read it though.
Just to simplify this in a cut.
There's sheen, there's sheen.
One on the chat if I should take a look.
There we go, right.
One in the charge to take him off, yeah, take him off.
Yeah, but you usually just do whatever I'm going to.
No, sometimes I look alright.
I don't know, James, I don't know, the worst thing I've ever seen.
I don't like to know that.
Yeah, um, can we just merge chats and just fucking let my strain crack on?
No.
Why not?
Because you weren't going to be here.
Yeah, no, no, but I'll find five left.
Yeah, no, I won't.
Why not?
Yeah, if he can buy it anyway, he'll add it onto your view tower as well, very big, big, big booth here.
That's, that's a great, that is a great point, that's a really good point.
Yeah, can I just farm a night?
No.
I need to get the house up.
Why not?
No, I won't, no, I won't know the reason behind it.
Yeah, you can fucking stream yourself then, can't you?
Do you all thought you might go and watch fucking Sam and open cards?
Ooh, that's the thing, we've poured it to ten.
It'd actually be more like with me and.
With me and? With me and, Adam.
Yeah, it would be a lot.
Fucking weirdo.
Hang on a minute, it's in the kitchen first.
I could just snack a bit right now, right there.
It's fucked.
You'd be fucked.
There's nothing you could do about it.
We just paralyze them.
Because I'm bad duty today so you can't make it.
You could have done one of them.
I feel sorry for what you've done with me.
There's a good one though, isn't it? Like, bad duty.
Which I mean.
If you think that's appropriate, then I'll put one on the toilet.
I think it was quite appropriate.
It was one of them jokes that I thought I sensed in the heat of the moment, and I've gone with it.
Heat of the moment? How's your butt butt doing?
Because you can't do a sausage on it now.
It's going to use that as a barbie, yeah.
Is it alright now that there's not a fucking battery block in the air vent?
Yeah, I'll be honest with you, Vod.
You've got a rotter there?
No, he hasn't.
I'll put that to over preparation.
No.
Right, so I'm going to go get ready, go to the rest of the stuff, and drive to
the lift.
How long is it to Stockport?
I think it was about 17 minutes.
Do we give him a lift to Stockport or not, chat?
I'll let you decide.
They'll all say yes.
You see, lots of nodes.
I'll get a few men.
Just so you know, Chow, we're going to be going to...
Not today, but within the next two weeks.
Probably not next week, because I'm in Japan.
I'm going to be going to syndicates.
Oh, come on, actually, come. I won't stream it.
I just want to come. I fucking love syndicates.
Enough said. Perfect.
There you go.
Don locked in great stream. Can I like this cup? I want you to come. Yeah, you can watch them all me
I'll text him any way I'll text him. Yeah, I should do yeah
How do you make to get up? What are you going to get paid for it on a Reddit website?
Right, let's say when I got it off. Oh
Interesting. Well, since I would have seen it wouldn't me. Yeah, probably probably would off
He did just message me can you ride him on a bike and I put no but I can try. So I might be getting very badly injured
For consents constant. Yeah, exactly. I'm not seeing just you nothing. You're like you're built of steel
You're built of steel at the end of the day
There's another big game coming up and I need to make sure I'm in fine fit form for that. Yeah
No, there is another big game
But more than anything
Then content comes first
No, you don't get injured
I mean, you've already done soccer, I suppose.
It's just a yearly thing, isn't it?
It's nice for you.
You have to be very lucky to be invited back.
No, but there's luckier than there's anger changed, I mean.
What does that even mean?
Because, man and man, all the headlines are you, mate.
Don't I mean?
I don't see a cast, do I?
Well, you're a weirdo.
But I'm being honest, you smashed it.
I got my own match, it's the only true thing you said there.
Jot me.
That's true, I do get my own match.
Even if we're about as clearance off the line, he had the Lines and Maddie's flag up anyway,
it was still a great moment.
It was an unbelievable moment.
Jot me.
And the VAR looked at that, he was actually on.
Is it?
Yeah.
There's no VAR, it's for charity.
Oh, I'm sorry, what?
So VAR doesn't accept charity?
No, no, VAR is just one of their mates, you don't need to try it, Jot me.
You should have seen what happened on Saturday.
What happened on Saturday?
There's no VAR in Ghost, Jot me, because if it was, I'd have been fucked.
and Clattenberg went to the monitor four times?
No, do you know what the on-field review is for Amaril?
Because it isn't the wind site, you know where AB's go?
Clattenberg was actually going to rule it off,
and Cal goes, no, no, no, no,
don't actually call it off.
Because of the Ambar.
I feel like you've got something to say.
Trains are cancelled.
What do you mean?
What?
Chas is saying, the whole chat is saying.
Like the whole...
The tubes are, yeah.
I don't know the tube.
They're saying trains not tube.
The whole chat's handled it for a good minute.
You put it all this out for me now.
Checked the bottle for you.
I checked it for you and I.
Due to emergency services managing in between
Wattford Junction and Milton Keynes
Central lines are closed and blocked.
Central lines are checked.
I might as well just be the Chief.
No one can keep you do, you've got to pass the Milton Keynes on.
Well, that's London Houston to Piccadilla.
Let's do Piccadilla to London Houston.
27 train companies delayed on time but it is going to take three hours.
Two hours there.
Oh!
Half-five.
I actually all cancelled.
Delayed.
Canceled.
You can get one at half-five.
Yeah, yeah.
That'll take four hours.
You can get one at six o'clock.
So I actually can't go.
I mean, I've just been dismissed.
You can, you wanted to get there for eight anyway.
No, I've been like that.
But no, but if they've already been cancelled,
there's a theme.
They don't like, they're not gonna cancel
if it's three hours in front, do you know what I mean?
Well, hang on.
There's one there, but you get there at 11 o'clock at night.
That's the event's only once, you'll have.
You've got seven minutes to get there.
I think you can make it.
I suppose there is, when one door closes.
I know the door opens. At least you can take them hideous fucking jeans off.
Go on.
Attack me. I dare you.
Now what?
I've got a full basket, mate.
What?
I've got a full basket.
Look in the park.
But you always do. This is what I mean.
Thank you.
I'm not a disadvantage.
So what's the motto here then? What's going to go on?
Well I'm actually fucked. You could walk. Yeah it's only 10 minute walk.
Uber? You could Uber now and you'll get there for about nine. Yeah, you'll have to come back.
Yeah straight away. No you got two hours. I'm not over it.
Plain? That's quite insensitive actually you said that. Why? You don't know why.
Sorry about that chat. What do I actually do here?
Take the fucking jeans off the starters.
Still got on about my fucking jeans. Sorry mate, but it's shit.
There might be a bit, but like, come driving range with me.
I was actually really looking forward to it. Yeah, I know I was as well, good.
Can we move to London? The bobbhouse? If we do another bobbhouse, let's move to London.
Because think of what we can do, right? First of all...
Another bobbhouse. I can't stand this one.
Yeah, that's because it's not got an indoor swimming pool. You said this.
Should I go out there?
Right, but then...
And there's no throne.
Oi, watch it. You're getting too big for your boots recently.
King of the jungle.
but you just need to stop because you are becoming desensitised to the world.
In what way?
Because the other day you went in there and you went, ah, the charging cart is opening.
I was like, ah, these ones.
They went, how much are you boxing?
They're 250.
You're boxing.
It's better than me.
And that really pissed me off.
What syndicates are you in?
Tell that...
Tell that ball bag next year that make it content out in London and he's I tell you I just I'll just play the
I'll just play the voice note from Cindy
See Tom I was joking
Tom I was joking
Fucking ball bag next year that make it a content out in London is a fucking wank idea
I'm thinking this
And if he's a natural man kill you and kick him out
No I'm not
He's from South, which is why he looks like that, and dresses like that, and is there like that, and sounds like that.
He is at a major disadvantage by himself.
But that's the thing with his life.
I stand for the north, I stand for the north, though.
Do you? Well, you just said making a content house in the north.
Hold on. No, no, I was just saying, so we'd be closer to phonetics.
That was all. Other than that, there's no positives.
That's the only positive I had.
You've got to say, Vod.
Yeah, 25 and 30 for you.
YEEEES!
Sugar mama, sugar mama, she's my sugar mama.
What the fuck?
I was just celebrating the gift, mate, it's for you anyway.
Thank you.
Suzie, forever the 25, love your fucking legend.
Well I can't actually go tonight, no?
She actually not going?
I can't, I literally can't go.
He could.
He wanted to go, he'd go.
If I wanted to go, but you, it would cost me a grand just to get there and back.
You spent two years with me.
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's the most outrageous thing.
I'll tell you why I've been back. Because he's spent 2.8 on cardboard this morning and then he's complaining about...
That's outrageous though.
I won't do it because I'm ill.
No you won't. You went... I went to your customer again.
You went...
Yeah. Because you spent 2.8 on cardboard this morning.
Exactly. That doesn't mean I've got a fucking other ground to throw about.
I've put cards that I've actually made profit on.
But you've not made profit on them.
I'm trying to make myself feel better.
Do you want to make yourself feel better?
Do you want to make yourself feel better?
Blue.
Ah, don't even fucking remind me.
See?
we ain't even got whiffy by the way Tom if you're watching the stream could I
come no no let me say a voice like I was watching this too
how do I do it tap hold it though hi Tom you probably saw obviously what I did
on Saturday I mean it wasn't I was just wondering obviously the jeans
mentioned to stream and I wondered if you want the YouTube all-star
our jam-em-it duo to rock up them, let me know.
Nah, we don't have any on chest.
We have to redo it now.
Right, you said we have to redo it now.
We send it.
Oh, fuck.
I think it'll be alright.
Tom, you don't want strangers in your house, mate.
We were gonna be neighbours.
We could have all had like drinks together and shit.
Yeah, but then that's what happens in it.
And instead we just got houses falling apart,
ginstaps atop of the build like it's hand filled,
fucking plaster falls down.
That was the worst thing, I think.
Which thing?
That was bad.
But that happens in this life.
Dickie said 20 minutes, we're probably pushing 10 minutes.
I'm probably going to order a Nando's because I am a bit,
I am actually quite hungry now and I've had enough of a tweet all day.
I was meant to pick up the cards with Al, wasn't it?
Oh, I'm kidding!
Where's he from?
He's there.
Who?
What are you...
I'm angry.
Hey, that's what I think.
But I ain't saying I'm angry, but...
Well, if you want, I can get back to the shop now if you want.
We've got ten minutes.
Who's that?
The card shop.
No, they ain't got any more. I've cleaned them out.
You said he's there.
No, no, the one in London!
Right, I get it.
I get it.
Well, what do you call it?
Jakey's gonna go in, he said.
Just get him to bring him.
Jakey's going, he's getting the same tray that you were gonna get.
Ah.
I see the problem, though.
There's got to be a train you can get, Chas.
Actually, it's a...
Oh, Syndicate replied.
Hello?
Yeah, sorry about that, Tom.
One of my viewers picked me up and only got a bit happy. Sorry about that.
But yeah, we'll get that arranged.
I'll come for a nice tour, fucking witness it.
We can do some nice stuff on the fields and all that.
Have a fucking great time, mate.
Can't wait.
No, you ain't coming.
Just most of you are in there, perfect.
But...
I mean, I can't even manage a syndicate, so it's fucking...
There's a lot of levels to this game.
Mate, come on.
You did score on Saturday.
No keeper saves, then?
No.
Not at all.
Finish.
Right, come on, see the train line up, please.
There's no trains you can get mate.
Look at that 527 one it's even right the option is it's either gamble it, get there and it gets cancelled.
It won't get cancelled otherwise it would have been cancelled already.
There's a 531 on time and you'll get there at half nine.
There's no point in me doing that and it's one change. There's no point in me doing that.
Refresh it.
We're just going to have a look here if there's any trains you can get just.
Shouts like, ooh, ooh.
So you can't actually see where it is.
Yeah, 5.14, but you need to go ASAP.
This is from Piccadilly, not Stockport.
Oh, you want to type in Stockport, then?
Always been looking for Piccadilly.
No, one of the cantsles.
There might not be cantsles in Stockport.
They're in the same line you knob.
What's that in Stockport?
Fresh burger.
Two changes on that one now.
There you go.
Cancelled delayed.
See that works, that takes you from Stockport to London.
Right, you're not being very helpful today and lucky I can see a little grin on your face.
You're laughing inside and like, look at me, this face ain't happy.
No, no, I'm sorry.
Unvisibly frustrated.
Sorry, I'll take them off, yeah.
And these ones, sorry.
Six o'clock, eight o'clock.
What?
In the chair that I was...
I'm actually not going to be able to go home, I...
Oh, I thought you were.
Yeah, you probably do open, I think.
Because, you know what I mean?
What would you rather do?
Stream that golf range on your own, or stream with this?
You probably would rather stream with this.
Thanks, mate.
Thanks, mate.
How long is it delayed by?
This is the thing, there's no communication here.
No, there's no communication.
It sounds delayed, but how long is it delayed by?
It's over five minutes.
That's not a problem.
Exactly.
But if I'm there an extra half hour, the night's ruined.
Exactly.
Then the night from hell.
Exactly.
Anyway, I'll buy a ticket right here just in case.
No, that's my fault.
That's my fault.
Oh, this is my phone. Hold on a minute. No, no, you've missed it. I said that's
Pai's iPhone. You've had a bad day at the office. You've had your G-Fuel. No, I said
that's Pai's iPhone. Pai's iPhone. I checked you out of the go, am I? No, I don't you
like it. That's going to piss me off if you're not, because I was actually really
excited for you. It's like you saw one, is it?
Oh well this is awkward. No it ain't. You can take the fucking jeans off now.
Shall I take them off? If you don't mind.
Are they out bad? They are hideous.
Are they? Really bad.
Really? Yeah really bad. I'd rather wear these shorts up tight.
I've just seen your dick. I'm just going to go and talk to you about it.
Oh, you've got shorts on.
No, I won't.
Now, you can stay with him, stay with him.
See, he's just tripped.
Must be the jeans, mate.
Whoa!
Right then, I'll undrackin' Jakey's out, chap.
He can't be that far away now, Jake, can he?
Oh, hang on.
Tom's replied.
Yeah, I thought so, mate.
Now, it's really nice of you to do a make-a-wish.
I'm really proud of you. You've come so far and you know, you still keep it humble for the fans
So, you know, good on you like you. It's really really kind of you. I hope he's a hope he's recovering well
And if he's gonna make it or not, just let me know
More importantly, yeah, if you swing by the farm mate, we have absolutely mega day
Blurth ride him over by pretty sweet
Got some paintballs
Paintball guns that haven't been used and needs to be tested on someone. So
You know, maybe that could be his initiation whether or not he's allowed there or not
Yeah
And then, uh, yeah, we have got a river and a canal, so just save a bit of the sendage to occur
All of the above can be done
Fwoaaar
Tom, uh, Thomas, Cindy Kurt, that sounds good to me mate, we'll get that booked in
That's gonna pop off at the end of the day mate, we won't even tell him about the paintballs
We'll get him to rock up, get him a mask, Tom's gonna stand in the field and we just fucking ambush him
just to make sure they're all working.
That'd work too perfection, mate.
Learn to ride a motorbike,
as long as you've got an helmet on it.
And I was pretty sure everything else is sweet, mate.
So I fucking see you there.
Let's get some dates rang up,
and let's get on it.
Perfect chat.
We'll get that done when I'm back from Japan.
That'll be sick.
That will actually be fucking unbelievable.
I mean, chat's just not low and impolite.
It's a question mark, sorry.
Yeah, because Tom said it'll be a mega day.
They just think that we're still doing that joke.
So.
Jakey's 25 minutes away.
Jakey's 25 minutes.
Streaming Japan.
Yeah, we are streaming in Japan, don't worry.
Pi message, Pi hasn't messaged me.
Oh, is it in the chat?
Oh, I said I'd hop on his helmet. I didn't. I said if you've got an helmet I'll hop on oh
In chat, what did he say in chat?
Tell Chas to go harrigate to London if he really wants to go I'll tell him when he gets back
What do we tell him now in reality it makes no fucking sense to me. I
Just thought I'd see my mate leave the house in them jeans. That's the main aim and that's some successful in my opinion
He asked what time clubs in oh, I'm gone
Me, sounds like a freaking plan, but you can have to bring your own helmet because I haven't
got a helmet for a night that fucking big.
Cold.
No problem.
I'll bring my helmet.
On that note, let's keep it ticking.
Whoa, look around that.
Oh.
Have we ever used this?
Yeah.
Who's, yeah, Chazza?
Well, I did it for him, but yeah.
And how do you do it?
Wipe them on with lighter.
And then you need five stars.
Yes, easily done.
I'm fucking like a barbecue tonight.
Shall I get some food for a barbecue tonight?
Yeah you can probably order the... actually no you probably can't order the Fire Stars.
Fire Stars?
Yeah.
Are we forgetting what's gone on here?
What?
Mate I was in the jungle for three weeks I could start a fucking fire.
Sorry sorry I forgot.
Honestly.
Did you win it?
What?
Did you win it?
Yeah that's not relevant.
I can start a fire mate.
Alright go on.
What are you going to do now?
Yeah go on.
Right.
You actually don't think I'm going to start a fire here?
Well I think it would be a bit hard if I actually look.
I should have coals, take a lot of heat off.
Yeah, but you don't do it with coals.
OK.
I mean, we will be giving it a bit of them.
Hang on a minute, Jack.
Why is it so bad?
Get off the wi-fi!
Thank you.
Oh, we're on, we're on.
There we go.
Right, we need some fire stars.
Perfect.
That is actually perfect.
I'm feeling sort of sad, what's funny here?
Look at this.
Why have you opened that?
I was going to actually open it.
You knew that was in there?
I didn't know it was in there.
Oh you saw it through that?
What's a spider in there?
I don't want to burn you mate, you have to come out.
Please go on my finger, because you will die.
I'm trying mate.
Get on a swing.
Come on mate.
Come on.
Come on.
come on come on that's the one I'm here I'm here I'm here to support his family
that's right nature's nature's gonna welcome
right well a few bit more of this
we could do a bit of a twig or two
If you didn't know how to start a fire, this is how you do it.
Do you want to start with a little bit of twigs like this?
Do you want to start with something that's going to be easily caught on fire?
Put your twigs around it.
That should easily catch on. That should easily catch on.
These should ease the catch on
That's should ease the catch on
I'm a little barbecue are we no I'm not I'm trying
I don't know, we can go and buy some bits to put in the barbie.
Pied to go to Harrogate to London.
What?
Harrogate to London.
What the fuck's Harrogate?
No idea, but the fire started.
And who's done that then?
Probably you, Chas.
We had Minstrel's yesterday.
I was doing that from yesterday.
Point-freeving it was you.
He's probably going to start. Pardon? He's probably going.
Er, he's probably going, yeah I think so.
Awwww.
You don't want to throw it all on chat, because then it will just naturally go out.
A bit like that but we saved it there after the twigs on.
Let that burn.
Perfecto.
Then we now need some actual proper twigs to hold up like this will work.
But the thing is you also want some firewood, we don't have any firewood.
So this isn't going to last a long guess, but it will naturally heat the coals up.
That's where we learned you actually have to blow on to the fire from every solid one.
See, it's still going.
It's still hot in there, it's still hot.
Don't really want bamboo, I'll be honest, we want normal twigs.
My ground, great as fomberg on me back there for doing more.
Well that works fucking wonders.
What did that last me? 30 seconds?
It's done.
Right, there's nothing that's licking in there.
That's what I mean, there's a little bit, but it's not much.
Oh, wrong size.
Fuck you know I mean I couldn't get it going but it's gonna be shit.
Now we need actual perpetrators I could do it if I wanted to but it's very hardly limited
sources.
I'll fucking do a camp, I'll do a camp in IRL if you want to and I'll fucking show
showing me potential.
That's actually a sick idea camping out there.
What do you reckon, chap?
Camping out there, that would be good.
That would be very good.
Right, I'm going to go get a drink out of there.
Here you go.
Yeah?
I'll juggle that out.
Don't know if it'd be a jungle IRL chap.
Er, but just because of the facts there'd be a lot missing.
Well actually, I've got a good idea.
I'm going to do a jungle IRL.
It'll take a lot of planning, but Adrian's doing it right now, I'm pretty sure.
Mate, he can't do it, he's not been in there.
He might be interested in something similar, but he ain't going to understand what it's...
I get what you're saying.
You get to Antarctica, he did that.
Mate, Antarctica, I wish I did that.
I wouldn't, yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
I can't do that.
Let's say, by the end of the year...
By the end of the year, I will have done a...
I... a jungle, erm...
A jungle IRL where it actually tests the people there as well.
But it won't obviously be three weeks long.
Go on, Chas.
Why have you got underground running your fucking window?
What?
Sure, I wonder why you've got underground room.
Because it looks cooler.
I'm all about aesthetics.
Oh, you got me, because you just have done jeans though.
Stop going on about my fucking jeans, okay?
At the end of the day, I made a purchase that I thought worked a time of my life.
I've learnt my lesson.
Well, what are your flavours?
Graffutti.
Graffutti.
Gryffrude! That brings back memories.
You just made me laugh, you've just got this natural, comedic effect. It's just great.
Citrus Zest!
Oh, it's gone in my freezer.
There's a difference.
Think you can be any more than that?
That's what I mean.
Shall I show you how to run handles?
Huh?
Handle?
Yeah.
Check, have it.
I've got to look after that.
Okay.
What?
You know we've got to be in a right on meaning tonight.
Stop the attitude.
Stop it.
Stop the attitude.
You've been a right meaning.
I've been a right meaning.
Oh, I'm fucking queuing.
Oh, I'm waiting for the next one.
I've got a day off.
It's not a day off, so I'm going to...
That's your problem, I've got you, I think.
Right then, shall we order?
Life charge's not going.
going because we've had four ideas here we've actually not gone with any of them
so let's sit down and plan what you want me to do chat so driving range but that's
also very easily done on a different day we could go with we have with we've
Oh by the way, you should see what we've got behind the set of it.
It's going off, isn't it?
I don't know.
I know that.
Ah, typical.
What do you mean?
No, no, no.
The idea was planned around everyone not being there.
Right, okay.
We've got some big guests.
Is it?
I think I know what it is.
Does it include yourselves?
Does it include guests?
I agree.
I know exactly what's going on in there.
barbecue right okay barbecue would be a really good idea actually it was good last time we did it
stop it Morgan! stop it! look at that mate! look at that mate!
you're not using it!
no you're not you're not if it not going to that freezer department
no that's my mango Morgan
that's my mango
that's my mango
that's my mango
Oh, chicken strips!
Oh yeah!
But no, you looked at me and you basically said to me,
my barbecue would be better than this.
No, just new places for it.
New that, about four barbecues since you've been in this house.
Yeah, we've got one.
And after mixing it in there, it's right, it's getting milder.
Well, we're going to have another one, so a different type of it.
No, that was awesome.
I've got another trick or treat there, sir.
Catch!
I'll drop it anyway, I'll drop it.
Yeah, we're good to go.
Oh, I forgot about this.
There's my...
Right, chat.
We all do barbecue, then.
Well, let me get back to my chat, and then we'll go do a barbecue.
Who's in the master lobby?
I don't like it.
It's top week.
Oh, that's sweet taste.
I'm going to get back to my chat.
I'm going to go do a barbecue.
Who's in the master lobby?
I don't like it.
It's top week.
Oh, that screwed taste to me.
I think that gloss on the cake, or it's been federated probably out of date though, aren't you?
Let's eat!
What's it like?
I can't tell you what that is.
No, we didn't buy this, it's not as prosciutto.
That's right.
You got to be honest.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, that's...
That's what we've heard today.
The same pattern.
A big pinhole.
It's all I had for a couple.
No, yeah, but maybe like...
But I've had a couple.
Yeah.
We've got a couple.
I've had a small amount.
I haven't run an alley, you know.
No?
I'm not, I'm fucking going to get some food for the barbecue
Oh yeah, we'll do a lot of that
I don't fucking order in food, also it's better protein
Oh, and I've been lying, said I've been like you do
Oh, hot pot, am I going in the hot pot?
Nah, the hot pot doesn't work anyway, fuck
Someone jumped in and it very liquid and broke it
Better
No, that'll be Corey and Vina, what, it's not been fixed since
I think it has
I think it definitely has
Go pool
Hey, but where's the last one in pool?
Do you have one on the pool, I reckon?
I asked if I wanted one
You've asked me, Chef
Do you have a bottle of it?
No
Shopping
I think the basketball hook would be good.
Oh, God, this is a good show-up.
Oh, great job.
They didn't actually have anything, though, did they?
You know, when you go in there, you whack it in on the...
Costco death of a massive one.
Oh, yeah, good luck getting rid of that.
It don't work either. We went in there the backpack.
We were fine, but we didn't work.
When you go to the one we went to last time,
what, and no one sucked you?
I did eventually, but we were in there for 15 minutes.
And about that instant.
Did they show you out?
But they were really friendly, and they were talking about when we were in there before.
What did they say?
They said it was funny, and she got grilled in the group chat.
Yeah.
Yeah, good.
They grilled in a banner, right, I assume.
I don't want it to be sacked, but should know the rules.
Right, the couple I've got are...
But what?
Pools.
A paddling pool, not a jacuzzi.
This is dry.
You put your butt on it.
I love that.
We have a pool next to the jacuzzi.
It's warm.
The pool is not warm.
It is.
I've been in it three times.
I know that's why I like to fill it back up.
Bro!
I shouldn't even be here right now.
I know.
Oh!
Ooh!
Can we combine?
That's another way for the others to win, I'm sorry.
Let me turn you off.
What time is it close?
What time is it close?
I'm going to go to the butcher's to get some proper meat.
That much is?
You could try the pot-pork.
Oh, Mark, the butcher's going to be good, though, because the butcher's is sharp.
We've got some six tights of red in there.
Stay kind of barbecued.
You could.
You can't, but the principle is sighted on.
All the supports come on Firefox.
You are.
How do I do it?
Oh, you just switched cart, oh.
What means lend it to you?
There we go.
Right, what do you want us to cook on the barbecue, chap?
I'll have those.
Right.
Oh, no.
I'm saving them till last.
Where do I go here, stream manager?
Okay, give me a second please.
Put the dead back on some charge.
I'll block on him, though.
No, I'm putting on some charge so we don't...
Not it.
Wait, are we combined already?
We're not combined, man.
I don't think...
It was a weak combined chat.
So it was weak combined now, that's what it was.
But it said, leave and you was my,
your profile pic was mine.
Yeah, and right, Link.
And then what's up with some of that?
Is we not?
Oh, I've got another case coming.
Today.
Sweet.
Off to you, Tifa.
Yeah, we're locked in, bruh.
Right, son of ya.
Right, son of ya.
Right, there you go.
Back to the Twitch chat.
We're getting there, chat.
There we go, we're getting there.
There we go, we're back.
We're back.
Oh, Jake, you'll be here soon.
Are we inside?
Yeah.
Nice.
Oh!
Do you want one as well?
Okay, start.
Yeah.
Cheers.
Oh, smesh.
What's good for me mate?
Smesh.
Yeah.
They have a sick form in there.
Oh yeah, smesh is a good pool.
Smesh is a good idea to be fair.
Cheers.
She has a chapter of a video, when it's not on you're always in the chat.
Audio's cutting.
What's this? There you go.
I don't have a mind.
Costco's f***ing can't fool you, but we can't go to Costco.
Try to be good.
Chet, are we good now?
I'll put it in a little bit.
Chet, I've been managing.
Oh, nice.
Have you built a wall cut lego? Yeah, yeah.
Is that something else? Yeah, I've built it.
I wouldn't have it here because I know someone would, Chet, and it's just destroy it.
Chaz that Danny Aaron's rated you a goatee human in his ranking of every youtuber.
Oh, where did you put me?
Probably the same, bro.
You're the goatee.
No, it was Tashry Miller.
I can't lie, I'm not fucking...
It's 12 hours it took her.
Goatee.
I fucking wasn't gonna say that.
Hey, Edie, thank you very much for the primal.
walking in yeah it took Tasha a 12 hours chat to build up
Can you try to put the graffiti please?
What's that, the whole cup?
The graffiti, I'm free to eat, I'm free to eat
Cheers
Oh happy life, it's so cute, I'm cute too
Stop and mirror it's out right, let me look where the butchers are
The butchers are going to be shot right?
I'm giggling about they won't go
I'm trying to go and pour him away and he'll shut the fire off of me.
Watch his near me, just chill, bro. There you go. Open. Open.
Oh fire direction, that's all I've got.
He's going to get him like that?
Huh?
He's going to get him like that.
If I both have something, I'm going to get some sauce to the sauce.
Oh, do you want a sauce? I'm going to say, yeah, can I have some mayo please?
You've ruined it now, haven't you?
I'm just going near anything.
Well, I just thought it was a bit fucking dry.
Let me fucking down his toes.
Do you mean these toes look like that?
They're a bit dry at the time, I was checking.
Ah!
Oh, how I thought.
Oh, do you have a gun apparently?
It's gonna be like this.
Let's do it, let's do it.
It's unplugged.
That's your job, so no one will see you.
Do you know how I mean it?
Do you know how I mean it?
Do you know how I mean it?
I've got my socks as well.
Put this off.
What's that this for?
Mail there!
Where?
Second shelf on the right.
No, second shelf on the right.
Oh yes.
Is it mail?
Got it.
That's a fuck thing.
Got mad about a sauce? Nah.
Hmm. Cheers mate.
Biscoff and chicken, let's see what it's like. Probably banging to me sir.
where they work.
Biscoff.
Chicken.
Stop making it!
Yeah, and if he wants chicken and biscoff,
he'll have chicken and biscoff.
Just look at, listen to him say odour.
Say the word odour.
He goes odour.
Try that.
More good.
That's the best thing I've ever tried.
Yeah, that's good.
Try that.
Where's the pizzas from last night?
It's not where they got thrown.
Oh.
They got four spare pizzas.
Try it.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Check that out, Unreal.
That is unbelievable.
That's good.
How good is that?
Biskoff and chicken.
That is fucking outrageous.
Wow.
I think it tastes right.
Yeah, it is.
It tastes bad, chap.
All right.
I've got a lot of gum with us.
Oh.
What is this surprise? Is it 20 minutes by the way?
Oh my god, he's going to do a surprise bar with you.
Hello?
Guy, is new Jane here in the A?
Guy, the door won't open.
Hello?
Hello, is me Jane?
Me Jane from Bob Boyd?
I'm from Bob Boyd.
I'm from Bob Boyd.
Jai!
Me Jai from Bob Boy with the same group!
Jai!
Jai!
Jai! I'm locked down!
Hey you, I drag it!
I can't manage to get over it!
Hello!
What a bloody travesty with all this weather, right?
That's embarrassing!
What a bloody travesty with all this weather!
I've already ticked it on my laptop battery.
I don't know what it is, mate.
Well, I've got one too, so I'll check it.
Right, anyway, check it on that.
Here we go. Preferably take the old shit off and I'll let shit.
Back room there.
Right, so I've got a fun game here.
So, it's a bit like Battle Royale.
I might be doing a ginger man comes around.
Nah, she won't come around here.
Right, so, is the twist, right?
Whoever, will see for it at the end, okay, loses, right, that's how it's going to work.
Right, if you're all getting these white t-shirts, it's all the rest of the rules.
Can we get the barbecue food first?
What? What? What?
And then we can go straight into it.
Barbecue food?
We're going to go get me a gingerbread and a barbecue.
Well, it's just a day time now.
How long have we got the barbecue for?
No, I'll just go get the food so we've got it, put it in the fridge and then we can crack out.
Come on, let's go then.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah, no, so I've sorted out a live feed so that Mike could also replace the batteries.
I think it makes the battery last longer. I don't think it makes it non-batteriable.
Kind of fucked it there.
Well, old chap, we've been watching you last 20 minutes while I drive home.
Why?
That's a bit, sorry?
Why?
Try out your invention, you're gonna love it followers, try out your invention.
Eat it while it's chicken because...
Oh, gee, try it, Craig.
Now come in.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
He's the best.
Whatever, now get healthy serving, healthy serving.
You're welcome.
Trust me.
I don't know why.
All the fish, coffee and chicken, it's unbelievable.
Is it?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, eat it.
Is this definitely right?
Eat it!
Oh my God!
All right, why is there so much on there though?
Eat it!
Don't put too much in.
Put your hand down, put your hand down.
I'm not going to put too much in.
It's just...
Tell us how good that is.
So that's a bit of march.
Spread out a little bit.
That's fucking good.
Why have you used my foot?
Put on the puddles.
Right, so you know on the side, man.
They've got like sides and they've got like...
We've got chocolate chicken, we've got chocolate chicken.
Put that off.
We make our own one called
Bobs, Bobsides, something like that.
Boys with a Z.
Boys with a Z, yeah.
We make Biskoff chicken.
Biskoff chicken, do you hear me?
Yeah, I smell it.
Well, I know that. I've got a better idea.
I've got a better idea, right?
You know the second channel called Bob Plus, we scrapped that.
We changed the name of it.
We introduced a new paid premium service description called Bob Plus.
And on there, we've got Bobcast.
Bobcast, we have a podcast.
And then what would you do? We can go and go look for some of the most iconic videos on our channel
Like camping?
Yeah, like camping, re-creating
Oh and get like other creators to do our old original concepts
Yeah, I like it
That's good that much
I don't feel like I'm doing that either
Yeah, oh my god
I've just thought, change
Change
What the fuck did you ever thought of?
Now I'm gonna stand this, bottle of cherry
Bottle of cherry, that's...
Yeah, that'd be good
And that one's ever thought of?
No, they've thought of that
What do you reckon?
Citrus zest, the first time I've tried it.
Smells very lemony.
Is it good?
Oh, that's fucking good.
Oh, that is, there's a lot of zest in that,
all girlfriend.
That's nice, that.
That's good, that.
I mean, I mean, it's all right.
What the fuck?
You need to try that.
Oh my god.
That's a zest, isn't it?
Oh my god, Jakey.
A bit.
That.
That's gone.
That's gone.
That's gone.
Have you got that taste?
Oh my.
That's a different one.
That's a taste.
That's a taste.
He's a f***ing becker.
I generally can't believe how good that is.
That is genuinely unreal.
That puts the zest in zest.
That's absolutely fantastic.
It's definitely zesty, I'm not certain it's zesty.
Oh yeah, I can't stop.
You can't stop it either, just clothe cake, just clothe cake.
It's definitely zesty, oh I feel that, oh yeah.
Proper zesty.
Right, come on, get these shelves up.
Sorry, no, it's just, fuck you really did it.
Yeah.
You're being too over the top.
Yeah, yeah.
We're having a good joke, we're having a good laugh.
What have you done to try to make you bun your ass?
Yeah.
No one wants to see that.
It's definitely unnecessary.
No one wants to see that.
I don't want to see that joke.
I've took it too far though.
Probably means you try to take it.
Yeah.
On screen.
I can't.
Tesco is it?
Shot 57.
Butters.
We're going to the 37 chance.
We're going to the actual butters are we?
Oh, sounds good. Let's go.
We can't get too full though, cos then like, the reward is like,
hot with it with the white t-shirts if we're full, do you know what I mean?
We're not eating it all out.
Oh, so we're gonna put it on the Barbie.
And then while it's on the Barbie.
I'm gonna fridge it so we're...
I'm not also gonna white chew it on and give you fucking weird little...
It's not weird little... No, it's a segment.
It's called content.
What content? It's called...
No, it's not.
Chattie, is that content?
I've got a body anyone wants to see in a wet white t-shirt.
Speak for yourself, sorry my face is dirty.
Did I get it?
Joke, open the house down.
What?
What?
No, I'm not going to hurt you.
Do it for me.
Alright, I'm talking.
Now you're all going to hurt me.
I'm not going to hurt you.
He took it into his shorts, that's cheating.
Ah, I'll stop cheating.
I've got more of a pocket.
Oh my God, yours actually jiggles full.
What are we doing?
I've got more of a pocket mind.
No, what was that Jake?
Your amount of points.
I've just made a voice for you, it sounds like we need a poo actually, so you owe that
for a sec.
Oh, that shit fell.
No, no!
Guy, wait, wait for me to do my part.
Yeah, I'll be waiting.
Oh, no, Guy!
Can you shut the door, please, or we'll leave it wide open.
In the cells.
It's weird, mate.
Other than I want to say what, mate.
you
you
you
you
you
you
3-5am over there, so it would actually be near enough to manage it.
They've been nothing open over there.
Tourners! Above the five gifted mate! Go on Tourners! Thank you mate!
So what time is your Japanese very well then?
We'll be live early in the day, from like 12am.
Thank you so much Tourners bro, you're a f***ing good man.
Is that when you go live or is that when you're ending?
No, but when we go live.
Oh, I can't hear this. Sounds good.
Probably he's from Fervor. I was all by that.
But with a great respect.
By the way, everyone I've spoken to about Japan have said it's unbelievable.
Yeah, it's meant to be.
It's all to the side. It was unruly.
Yeah.
The what?
Food.
Chas.
What about you, mate?
Especially with Jake coming.
Chas!
Shut the fuck up, Bodgard.
There's three of us here to hold a contract.
No, my chat had...
No, no, say it. We'll move on to that, Jake.
Chas.
Can you fucking actually tell him?
He's fine talking, Lowes-Reeves.
It's also a lap pack. Not a lap pack.
Check it. Change the battery.
So you can change the battery.
I bet you checked the air-dance first, Dickhead.
Well, I was chasmin' it going, so they're going with...
Yeah, we've got...
We've done a deal with LabBible, Jack.
So LabBible are going to take myself and the boys abroad
in different destinations to do their content.
the second destination of Barcelona and the third destination of New York so
then that means all the boys are gonna be on the road. So you're going to New York with Tays,
Ian Bino, Barcelona and he's gonna spam. Yeah so it'll be fucking unreal check out life.
Oh, this is the background.
We were born sick, I heard them say
Dickey, Dickey, now what happens?
That's the way she been, baby
They haven't got this issue
With you, I was born sick
But I love it, and needs to be with
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey man, take me to church, I wish you'd like a dog in the sky, I'll take you to church, and you can serve a good man, I'll keep it.
Any lyrics you want, thank you.
Let me give you my life, take me to church, I wish you'd like a dog in the sky.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Done he's a purchase short with all pockets, so I have no choice but to hold my phone
Cold. Yeah, I'm trying to be bad, you know.
What's bad though?
I'm still alive.
What do you know about us?
We're going to meet up some guys.
Okay.
Say what you wanna say, I'm telling you right there.
If you wanna get the role, I'm telling you right there.
So let's not go
What's the song called?
I know I don't know you but I'd like...
Hey Siri!
Play Can We Dance By The Vamps?
Not to watch you, you know.
Can We Dance By The Vamps?
Now playing on the spot.
Can I come with you?
Great show.
I'm drinking baby
I'm not going up too fast
Don't believe I'm a friend, I know that I'm all crazy
But they're the only friends that I have
I don't want to know who you and I'd like to skip that
Small talking romance girl
That's hard to say, so baby, can't be bad
When we go again, the religion I'm keeping
It's to be raised in bottom of my mouth, darling
Do you know that I'm the one who might handle nothing so well?
Is your heart to do a naughty bird of spice?
Uh-oh, uh-oh
I want to drink it, I should go
Oh, oh, oh
But maybe she might like me no
Oh, oh, oh
Just got to do what to say
Should I go?
Should I stay?
She's got the other step on it
I fucked a lot of shit, but I'm drinking
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
That was with a plastic camera and that's a different story.
I'm sorry. Why are you showing me that catch up?
Boys hold on. Shall I go in there and rob him?
He's watching that one.
Stop it.
What the fuck are you doing?
You guys, how are you doing?
Er, I'm showing you dead meat on camera.
You can't show dead meat on camera?
If they don't watch me, they don't want to see it.
Er, so basically, we're extremely...
What's all this about?
Yeah, yeah.
It's not good?
I'm sorry, it's fine.
Hey, we bought a shower jar, mate, don't you worry.
Have we got sweets in there?
Oh, hold on.
It's a great picture, it's this.
I mean, it's like one for Chichu.
It's one for me, isn't it?
Now I've got to get to the sweets, have you?
You've got more than a fucking sweet, have you?
Look at me.
Are you getting them, or not?
What shall we get?
yeah what do we need for a good party? chicken wings. by the way don't make me say
we need it, no for your fans. no. chicken wings, sausages, pork chop, I'm not
a part of it. pork chop, I've got to get a pork chop there, it's a whole old chop.
is it? I think that's what it means. oh it might not be fair. I'm guessing it's very
It's a stuffed hole. I'm not through that one.
It's a biggie bar in.
Oh, we don't look as nice as our coat, does it?
It's a fucking innocent. Sorry, mate. This is her time out.
Lamb kebab, chicken kebabs, curry rings, curry rooster, curry skewers, beef burgers,
sausages.
Can we get some beef burgers please? Some lamb kebabs, some chicken kebabs. What are
these sausages?
Beef sausages.
Beef sausages.
Beef sausages.
Is that a duck?
Is it a duck?
It's a fucking egg.
Oh.
I thought it was a duck because of the...
There's a long neck but it must be a leg.
What are they?
These are minted lamb steaks.
Oh yeah, two lamb steaks.
Some wagyu sirloin and wagyu bit bag.
Oh, we're bollocks.
We spend the money and then we're wasted.
Here's a pair of wings.
How many pair of wings do you want?
Oh, I'm gonna throw wings you on.
How many of us is there?
How many us four in it?
12 of them.
Are we feeding Karaman today?
Oh, we're feeding them.
Fibby's there as well, bro.
Oh, fucks sake.
There's five of us then.
15?
I'm not that bothered about the wings.
Yeah, I'm not at all.
I'll see that he is.
So, one of them will eat you up.
Do you like wings?
We'll go...
12?
We'll go 20, just a bit now.
We'll go 10, please, then.
That's fair.
10 wings, please.
10 wings.
three burgers please.
I think everyone I want burgers.
Yeah, five burgers sir.
Stingy.
I'll have the burgers.
I'll have the lamb chops as well.
Yeah, I'll have one of them,
because I haven't had toothpaste.
Yeah, you'll pay for it.
What? I'm not, because I pay for it.
I always end up paying for these.
No, you don't. I bought everyone's foods.
I bought the food last night.
I've got to go have the class.
Good luck getting on.
What?
Good luck getting on mate.
That's the thing that we never done just split it.
Yeah I agree. Let's do the finger game.
No.
The finger game.
Oh my god. Listen I paid for all the dodgeballs and all that good stuff.
That was over 100 pounds.
Oh my knee.
Oh my god. I'm a right-wonder fucking one now.
You can see the channel.
Yeah.
Big on it or?
The penalty class is bigger.
We're doing well at the minute.
We've got the both boys.
The both boys both language engine friends. What's that angry ginger friends?
He's great. He's massive very one of the biggest creators in the UK. Yeah, he scored at Wembley at the weekend. Yeah, I did
So did you so did you don't you'd say that I was injured so
You weren't injured you didn't you didn't get chose to play mate. It's not true
Factual yeah, it's true
Yeah, two packs please.
What sausage is it then?
Yeah, these sausage please.
What's lamb and gaz?
Two of my guys please.
Can we get two of each please?
Two of each?
Yes please.
Two of each please.
What's up?
I like a sausage.
Yeah.
You tried to get us to bum you before you came in.
That's not true.
That's not true.
I want to make sure that's not true.
I didn't do that.
I tried getting him to put white t-shirts on.
No, I tried getting him to put white t-shirts on and squirt them in water.
Very different.
It's a white t-shirt contest.
It's big in America.
Say that he's gone down.
He's gone down now.
What's going down?
In America.
What are you doing?
Honestly, he's just stopped.
What is he going to do?
Is he going to my bathroom?
No, my favourite bit of the stream the other day with Jim Skin.
He said something behind his bathroom.
Jim Skin looks amazing.
He's got mate all right.
Can we get some lamb kebabs and chicken kebabs as well please?
I took the cart when I was still here.
Ooh.
I'm still here.
Is your man...
You know what I was like?
He's always like this.
He's the lad.
I'm reading Charlock today.
You guys are in Manchester.
Yeah, we do.
It's one in bread, mate.
Yeah, he's from Essex and Fortuna.
Yeah, I'm from South of Fortuna.
South of Fortuna, we're just having scrubs.
Don't put me into that, please.
Just call me Scruff.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
You know them, right?
You know them, right?
Yeah.
You know them, right?
Yeah.
You know them, right?
Yeah.
You know them, right?
Yeah.
You know them, right?
You gnar them like nice.
Yeah you should too, I get cold and the group chat, I never get cold.
Anything else you want, Jake?
Jake, anything else you want?
Anything else you want?
Anything else you want?
Yeah, that's one of the Wagyu steaks.
Are you going to cook that?
Yeah, oh my god.
Can we get two Wagyu steaks?
That's right.
How much are your Wagyu steaks?
Errr, I was way more afraid of that.
Why don't we just all share one as a family?
Mate, I've shared a steak, and that was on day one.
Remember that? When I won the key.
I was the first one in there.
Now go on. Elaborate.
£30 mate.
£30, just two of them please.
They're a prick.
I paid £90 for free things.
You're having a steak?
What? You're having a steak?
Yeah, I'm paying for it.
You're having a steak?
Yeah, you can order us food stuff. I remember what I put.
On Saturday.
Oh, we scored at Wimbledon, yeah.
No keeper saves last round, Masha.
No keeper will fucking hands.
Jake, you would have just stared at me
before it was a chicken that went right through the year.
I just use my jokes that I use six months ago.
That's what you know, there's a problem.
Nah, bro.
You're actually nice.
Nah, I just actually nice, yeah.
My belly comes out a little bit.
So it's like air coming up my T-shirt, by the way.
You're actually nice.
Isn't it first we do that?
I don't know.
Don't listen to him, because I'm the fat one.
Nah, that's fine.
You eat the foods you pay the price.
No, don't say that.
Gingerly paste.
Do you get that?
I want the dates that you need them to break fast.
That is actually nice.
What fasting is done now?
It is.
What's this?
The fat.
The far way.
What is it?
The dates.
The dates are good for you.
The dates are good for you.
The dates are good for you.
I'm pretty sure they are.
It depends on what date it is.
Some dates are worse than others.
It's especially for that, like.
What's this, a big tanking?
Yes, really good. But why are they good though? What do they do for you?
Why not?
I don't know.
They're all puffed up, isn't it?
How many do you say the calls are light at first?
Five stars.
Five stars.
What I did?
What I did?
I...
Well, can you get a vodka and check?
I said it's been a while, it's been a while.
It actually is getting on my nerves, man.
It's been a while.
Nothing.
Yeah, just make it going.
Shut the fuck up.
Your privilege is to drink water today, yeah,
because obviously it's hot and you're just taking it too far.
Oh, orange juice.
Can you stop eating?
Yeah, I'm not going to eat.
You know, if you're the one who's feeling it,
you need to stop eating.
You need to stop doing shit.
Oh, yeah, not that.
It's a chazzer, yeah.
Some mad shit that you did.
And you know I'm gonna do it here
and get your job done like that.
What the hell?
Who do you get that for?
I've got to be my man.
What the hell is that from relaxing?
I think I've sucked James.
What?
He's just said some mad shit.
No, no, he said some mad shit
and J.D. him fully though, haven't he?
No, no, he said something.
He made a really bad joke.
You alright?
I just thought I was gonna stop eating.
That's what I said.
I'm not gonna hurt him, so anyway.
Oh!
What are they?
No idea.
Luxurious cream foam.
Five puff pastry rolls.
Is this Carver?
No, sorry.
He's just commis him up.
No, I didn't.
He's commis that around the moth.
No, I didn't.
He's fucking good.
He's uncovering me.
No, no, no.
What?
What?
Petite rolls.
Five puff pastry rolls.
Stop calling me.
I'm going back.
All right.
Right, we're doing the finger game now.
Yeah.
You said you were fine.
Nah, it'll be a big bit less.
I'd rather just split it for what I've bought.
He's on this new wavelength now.
Yeah, yeah. I'd rather just pay what I've bought.
We just split it three ways then.
Alright, how much is it?
We'll see. I reckon £250.
That's quite a fair point.
That's three ways.
It's better than looking £250.
I'm not looking at chat.
I'm not looking at chat. I'm not reading it a lot.
Oh, we need sources.
Ketchup.
No, not even ketchup on it, but ketchup and mustard all that.
Oh, burger sauce.
Right, I got mustard.
Garlic and herb.
Mustard.
That's good.
Mustard, there's no hot dogs, mate.
Come on, go on.
It's hairy.
Mate, do you know what, since I had a hot dog, I've never had one again.
What?
Like the intestines of a pig.
What's that?
It's had a hot dog.
Again, sound effects.
You are the thing you're getting too comfortable, mate.
Is that true?
It's raining.
Yeah, but...
Seasoning.
I'm going to want some salt.
Noodles.
Sriracha meal sauce.
Do you know what a slight gagmatyfe's so like when I say certain words it's a little whistle.
So for example,
Sriracha meal sauce.
Do you hear that?
Sriracha meal sauce.
Gold ship, karma spice piece.
Oh, these potatoes.
Oh, I'll have some buns.
It's fanny puree, suitable for vegetarians.
Oh, not for me.
Oh, no, they go all buttery once you put stuff inside.
Get the America ones.
America!
Nando's peri-peri-sup am I going to get chicken and sell it?
If you want.
Ah, if I want, get on me.
If you want to.
Come on, just fuck it off.
Have a good night.
Shit.
I said if you want to.
We'll have to put the hot dogs in these.
Oh, I'm sure you've got your feeling on the Bombay mix.
Never had it.
Never had Bombay mix.
You had Bombay mix?
It's unreal.
There's probably not much in here you've not tried, Jake.
Oh no, okay, we'll take it over there, bro.
No worries, mate.
I'm sorry, mate, I'll be right over.
Er, look, look, look, look, look.
I'm sorry, mate. Have a good day.
Yeah, play, Joe.
I've been out here for a while now.
Now, watch the feet.
Oh, I just got off, though.
I mean, it's not even gonna stand now, is it? It's got the meat in my mouth.
Sorry. Sorry.
What's the point of... Don't say it, yeah.
Oh shit, don't say it.
Try and get a discount.
Try and get a discount.
You're smart.
You're smart.
Oh, pickles.
What are they called? Cucumbers. Wait, they're pickles, cucumbers.
They're pickled cucumbers.
Shave them and then put them in vinegar.
Oh, the trailer for tomorrow is out.
Is it?
Oh, is it?
What time is it?
Oh!
It's my video again.
It's not.
I mean, it was your video, but it wasn't a very hard one to play.
It was a sick video though.
Who came up with all seven runs?
Oh!
What are you going to ruin it?
Oh, nice one.
No one else will have fought on that.
No one else will have fought on that.
For a valid reason, please.
The creators to compete against each other in a series
Oh my god
I was just trying
To decide which country will be the world cup of the country winner
And get into it
What's up, fan group?
W Epic
That's you, I've seen it, try it a lot
Oh, thank you mate
Get it on camera so it's at least positive, play after
Thanks, thank you
W or R?
Love me again, John Lennon
No, not John Lennon. John Lennon.
Thank you mate. Very good market.
Thank you mate. Thank you mate.
Thank you guys.
The basket's there mate.
Cheers mate.
Cheers mate. Thank you.
There we go, the meat market. Did you get the discount?
No I didn't get a discount but it works as much as I thought it would be so tight.
It's the meat market, all fresh meat, wagon steaks and the steaks.
I've come a joke, as soon as he knows what he gets, he'll say, he knows that for 45 years.
Yeah it's alright, that's a thing that he fucking sells, yeah?
Yeah bro.
Frick.
Like what are you doing here?
Can't like, little Frick.
Oh there, little big Frick.
Oh there.
Oh.
I don't need for that.
So yeah, chat.
Video about tomorrow is a fucking banger.
Yeah it is.
We've got the buns, we've got them relaxed, they're in the bag.
We didn't leave the buns, have we got them?
Er, I think it's actually fucking unbelievable.
Who's fucking unbelievable?
I think tomorrow we'll have the best ever video.
Left the buns, left the buns.
Did you get the sausage buns?
Er, yeah, we had to get the regular ones.
I think our best ever video in terms of, like, not bunnies, but, like, overall, like, it was sick, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was.
Mmm.
It's not bonnie of a funeral.
It's not a very funny video.
It's just a sick football video.
Look, I mean, I've needed some fun here.
He's very, he's funny. I don't know why he's just being a fucking weirdo.
It's not gonna be funny compared to funeral, is it?
I don't know, Sam. That's what I said.
Fucking call it shit, Chas.
He's not funny.
It can't be shit.
That's a nice, a good video.
You look who fucking did it.
Right, where you going now, Tesco?
For what? Fire starter? Fire starter.
Did we get him? We ran out of fucking sunlight here from the water fight.
I think we got him. We got a guy.
Fire starters? Yeah.
Can we not order him on our way home?
We've been saying 20 minutes now. We've got to head back. Maybe we can collect him.
From the door.
You can't order fire starters. You can.
You're going to order fire starters, you're going to need ID.
And the one. I think it has face. Also, that's the test score that's near us.
What do you reckon?
What do you mean what do you reckon?
Should we hold them or not?
Well I was going to have a barbecue you fucking moron.
You dropped me a five person.
Fuck off.
I might ball in Monday, unfortunately I'm in Japan.
Well not unfortunately I'm willing to go.
You're welcome.
Look I just said...
Thanks mate.
Now just say
How much bad fall they give in Manus?
Oh so much bad, so much bad
Jack
Could you tell?
Oh, so don't buy it.
Could you tell how much bad the crowd was it up north?
When you were watching.
I was sitting average speaking.
So much bad.
Cold, I'm in the wrong, wrong lane. Yeah you could, yeah, so...
You're in the wrong lane.
What's your name, mate?
It's me, Robert.
Yep, Robert, mate.
I
I'll give it
to change
Shit songs
Yeah, I'm not a fan of this one
Yeah, I'll give it to change
I'll say it
I'm a Beepster
Bevo cello
Wait, no Bevo cello, Bevo cello, sorry
Sorry
Worst
What do you mean?
When you nod your head, yes
She wanted to say, no, what do you need?
You don't want me to move, but you tell me to go.
What do you need?
Please, move forward.
What do you need?
Just in my nights, I what do you need?
Oh, what do you need?
You're the little man, what do you need?
You're so indecisive for what I'm saying
Trying to catch the beat, make up your heart
Don't know if you're happy or complaining
Don't want the rest of man who went to a star
Cause you wanna go to the left and you wanna turn right
Wanna honor you all day, make a love all night
So I'm beating down in your beats
Oh, we wanna know, what do you need?
I'm wearing a hat, yes, but you wanna say no, what do you need?
Oh, I've got a hat, yeah.
Yeah, I've got a hat, yeah.
Come on. Right? Hear me out.
I've got phantom pains to fly that.
You what?
No phantom pains to fly that.
Phantom pains, yeah.
Yeah, I'm just thinking for emerging yet. What if in our water gun fight we use boiling water so it actually hurts when you get shot
And that's a bit more jeopardy inside
What do you mean?
You gotta make up your mind, what do you mean?
Your fault protects you from the leader
Trying to compromise but I can't wait
You don't think you know but you keep preaching
You have me trying to stop all that they said
You just wanna go to the left, but you wanna serve life
What a hard cue of day to make love all night
It's a hard day to cry
Be sweet
Or if you wanna know
What do you mean?
Oh, oh, oh, oh
When you're working, got your head guessed
But you wanna say no
What do you mean?
you
you
you
you
you
You
My face above the water
My face can't touch the map
Touch the ground and it feels like
I can see the sands on the horizon every time
You all got it up
Slowly drift away
We've got to wait
We've got to wait
Slowly drift away
It feels like a journey
If you could go on one dream holiday for an unlimited amount of time, where would you
go and how long for?
I think I'd go somewhere in the Caribbean.
I know I've been, but I would go to New York and I'd go somewhere in the Caribbean.
For how long? For how long?
Two weeks.
And if it's been above two weeks it's probably too long.
Cyprus, LA, Maldives, but for how long, chap?
It's Evanley! Go on, it's Evanley with a five-gifted, come on!
Thank you very much, mate.
Did you enter the mortgage?
You what?
You entered the mortgage?
Yeah, you're going to death.
A lot of people say it's Australia.
Oh, I mean, it depends if you log with a jungle or not.
Really?
Thank you so much to Bentley, mate.
I'll fucking go once to Bentley.
Carlson brought the five of us to say on his well.
I may have just missed the turning,
but rather than risk our lives, we'll just crack up.
We'll come off on the next one.
I just think it's probably not worth risking our lives.
You're going to make the right call there, James.
Can you see what I'm going to do?
No, that's why you're not.
Sorry about that.
Again?
He was testing you there.
Apparently I'm not going to make it to the G8X.
You're not?
Well, that's what I'm trying to say.
Well, if you fucking keep eating that, you'll probably be in it.
It's one of the fat cunts walking through the fucking village.
You know what I'm fucking, you just sit on the street and just think, I'm just gonna
batty, because you're fat as fuck.
That's just gonna be, you're gonna be one of the similiars.
I'm gonna be role-playing as you on G8.
Oh, 24 hours in Bergershire.
It's not far.
One more.
One of them against, how was the MJ move there?
It was very good.
Very good.
Don't ruin it.
Don't ruin it.
Don't ruin it.
But the way you ended it, it's like they ran out of budget.
So apparently they're not going to run out of money.
I don't know.
God, what have I said?
I mean, that sounds good.
I need to make it a new one.
But why don't you do it all in one film, Johnny?
I'm not going to let you go behind that shaft.
I really think so.
Oh
Yeah, that's good. Well, then you see less where did you just go off the ball league?
Why did you go off the ball? Oh, oh, you just did I want to have a chat with one of these fucking sanders about
Oh good conversation on what
Oh, Chaz, I'm okay here.
I thought it was gonna make me sick.
I think now he's winded out a little bit like a car trailer.
Watch out.
I'm gonna check out all the girls in the world, how do you think?
When I did the test, we got some light and burn and things.
And we were gonna start doing the barbecue, but I forgot.
What's up, mate?
That's where I used to stay.
Remember when we used to do the first ever I rose, where I didn't live up there?
That's where I used to stay in that noveltel there.
Over there?
Over there?
There's a noveltel there.
It's there.
We're round about it.
We're nowhere nearer than there.
We're in Ultrink and me.
You should have...
Nice one.
Cheers, Pat.
Keep the link to where we are.
You sure that's not here?
Yeah, and I'm positive, mate.
Wait for the fucking paparazzi to run with that.
Honestly, they've killed me, haven't they?
With a flat shot.
Killed me.
Fancy pulling out!
Have a good one mate!
The cheers look!
Oh baby, I'm going to go home
Take it away, I'm going home
I'm going home, I'm going home
Come back to me baby, we can find this town
I'm going to go home, I'm going to go home
you
you
you
you
you
We need to find out the names of the teams.
If you shout the call, I can't lie it's half six and I've already done a seven hour
stream, we went live at Coulter Tour, haven't we?
Yeah I know.
You want me, don't be a fucking cunt.
Did I actually?
Yeah.
Was I being loud?
I wasn't being loud.
So, now I've done it.
I want to do it by train.
I want to do it by train.
I want to do it by train.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I wouldn't like it at 11.30, you know.
Imagine me fucking with this a belting ball.
We're not going to be able to keep you, we're going to keep you shit.
They're probably about under 16s, mate.
No, I wouldn't like to take the kid off.
Yeah.
He's making a cry.
What?
He's making a cry.
Why are you making a cry?
You shit bastard.
Ah!
You've got to worry.
Chazelle's top's cold.
I'm at this top, he's actually.
I think this might be my favourite classic football shirt I own.
That is very nice.
Why have you got an undershirt on though, just to get about?
Because I wanted one, because it looks better with this one.
It's like I've got no pockets but drip stripping you know.
I think this could be training boys.
Come on you've got the other team and a red team.
They're bips, they're not your pick, it's an actual team.
Hang on, is this a good idea rocking up here with a camera?
It would have been a reviewer.
You can't see them at all, they're safer if you...
You usually rock up to these things with cameras.
of the fleas are getting a lot smaller. Yeah, I think it's a bad idea. I think they are like 10.
Yeah. It's 11 aside. It's not actually about the 11 aside. The gold is smaller. Oh yeah,
this is definitely. Yeah. And it's on a plate. It's not 11 aside. It's not. I think we, let's get
out of here. We're at the wrong gate. Look, all I'm going to say is look at the size of the
That's all I'll say.
Let's get out of here.
It is angry dude.
Ha ha ha!
We don't know how they come to kids games do we?
Yeah it's the first time.
This is the usual thing we do by the way chat.
This isn't the usual.
Should we get out of here?
Can we please get out of here?
6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
It is in it.
What age?
Yeah, let's not smoke up to 130.
Well no, we were driving past and because I love grass roots, we said, there's a grass
roots game on, shall we go and watch it?
But it looked like under 17s as we drove past.
So as we've got closer, the plaza's got smaller.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Back to the car.
Back to the car then.
Yeah, that side packet goes to well.
Did J.K. actually tell you that?
Great H. No one didn't. No one. You just said that. I didn't even say no.
Well, do you want me to give you a...
He's cheating his element.
No.
Bro, you've signed. You know what it is. It was under walking, yeah.
The place we're getting signed.
Yeah, I know.
It's getting on.
Oh, no.
Yeah. Like, as soon as I saw that gull from a different angle, I went,
Oh!
They're manly with that same gift.
They're gone.
I don't think that's for us.
You OK, mate?
I thought you were going to take it.
Yeah, cause you can't be happy to take it.
So then we thought it was saying gifted, what are you doing?
He was a foyer.
He doesn't want a hawker, he wants fucking Iron Man.
Come on.
I wouldn't be Iron Man.
What would you be?
Spider.
You ain't Spider man, you're too big to be Spider.
Yeah, you are, you're actually too much.
Don't fucking see, you can't Span bit.
Jesus.
I remember meeting you at the Rivetown game.
The Rivetown game?
What, how long ago was this?
December 24th.
September 24th.
December 24th.
It's a friendly fight for the 10.
Kidding, kidding, kidding.
Who was Rivetown playing?
Oh well that would have been easier than that.
What's the weight, Annie?
Thank you, man. Has he gained it?
He don't know who I am.
Do you think I'm getting weight?
I like that. He's honest.
Bino!
Bino didn't score at Wembley, mate.
Okay, I think I was on a few.
Bino, he's on his way to Jamaica.
to Jamaica as we speak.
We're live streaming mate, I've said Jakey saw the game and wanted to go to it, but then when he got that he changed his mind.
You okay?
This is more of an off-stream activity for them.
Yeah, it's the first time you do that on the stream mate, but hold on.
No, this is shut up.
I don't have a watch in it.
Because we were just driving past and we thought we'd stop for the game, but then we realised
we've got to go to Tesco, because shops are shutting soon.
Yeah.
He's got a chasco in 30 minutes actually.
Ah, okay.
Do you want to get a photo then?
Yeah, you can go and go.
You can go and go and get it mate, yeah.
He did ask for it.
Ah, he's a f**k.
Great card Chasco.
I was doing that.
Oh no.
Ah, chasco in 4k.
Chasco.
I'll do it, I'll do it on Clarkson's lumb under the eyes.
No, just shut the door.
I just thought we'd finish the dress up.
The whole chat again, chas mate.
So you've only gone for the barbecue, trade that on Jake.
Guys, do you like my shorts? I really like them.
You shouldn't have said.
Chad, do you think my shorts are cold on, are they?
Cold on.
They're nice.
Do you both want to get in and the vodka I can take you?
What are you doing mate?
Come on Beano.
How do you even know how to laugh?
There you go.
Some guy in the... some guy in the house.
I've got a lot of... some guy at Morrison's asked me...
he was trying to ask me if I'm Beano.
He actually called me Bevo instead.
Call me Bevo?
No mate, I'm not Beano, I'm the other one.
How many mean you have?
There's not as many as 70s and 60s that have been a bit more entertaining.
But I'm not sticking around for...
I don't know, it's going to be shit. Football.
So Ben, if I could use those for 10m, unreal that.
Cool man, they'll actually all be well better.
Yeah, they'll all be better than you.
I guarantee you if I slide tackle them, it's going to work a lot more if they slide tackle them.
Why would you slide tackle them on the 13s? Football.
That was a throw on her, wasn't it?
Yeah, but you'd actually have to go for the ankles and knock them off.
That's because you're just a mongrel.
I feel like someone keeps shouting, you know.
Ah.
That would make sense.
Are you subs?
Will you get it? Better get back.
What's going on?
You're giving them a team talk.
Lads! Lads!
Do you want to win a game of football?
What? What?
You can survive.
Do you want to win?
Or do you want to lose?
You can tell us come.
Of course, like you come.
I wasted card, you've wasted energy.
When you come off the bench, you're gonna be fresh.
Gee, you can't see much.
No!
Ha ha ha ha!
Bro, first, bro.
Go play, go play, bro.
Honestly, you actually get...
Yeah, cucks, cucks.
June's gonna get a fever.
Thanks.
Can you take it?
Yeah, I'm gonna be fine.
What's the difference?
I'm either fat one or not.
Oh, thanks mate.
Thanks mate.
You're welcome.
Er, Jake, just...
You've got to have the courage in front of the light.
There's a jelly dome.
You know what?
We're not the first guys.
We have the last.
Yeah, we've got the last.
Was that on my last game?
The last game?
It's almost fucking dropped, lads.
You're prime school.
Isn't it?
Oh, okay.
That's not true, is it?
That's not true.
The other one.
You always take it too far.
What about them?
You take it too far, am I telling you?
I asked them a question and they responded.
No, you didn't.
I said, was he at your last game?
No, he didn't.
He said, why do you want to come here?
And you went, oh, Jake, he wants to do this.
He normally comes to under 13 games.
Johnny, we dance around it,
And then you just fucking make me sound like a fucking weirdo
What's the big deal?
You know how they say there's no smoke without fire
That's what they do, they say that
Well that's what there's no fucking smoke
They do that
Shit the ring man
Oh I broke shut the fuck
Ohhhh
Get in the grass
Is that where we draw the line?
Shut the fuck up
Get in the grass and I'll reject you Davis
I asked the question man
I was fucking slagged off by the Lorax
Aww
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
you
Close nice
I'm not wearing that Chaz. Cheers bro. No worries mate, have a good one yeah. Yeah you too, have a good one. Take care.
See sometimes Chaz it's just nice to do that. No actually it's not. Chaz I don't think you were in that way.
You actually took one robber in it and you actually took another robber in this. Yeah he was at a saw you Jake. Yeah he must have left.
I am behind Chaz. If I see no one else Chaz I'll let him know. No let's take care of one now. Yeah I will do yeah I will do that Chaz.
I'll try to look for someone.
Oh, we should have just taken that park.
Shall we have a Jake's in the regular?
Yeah, sure, yeah, that's not a fan there, is it?
Yeah, sick of this.
What's up, he says, hey, what a tune, what a mix of all the other ones.
Yes, dude, give me some of that music, that's it.
Oh, yeah, what's that?
Baby, get your souls out, five-hole!
It's all damn fine, though!
I'm tryin' to go and fuckin' hit it from behind, though!
I'm sippin' in like some spine-gun, though!
The way the toilet's open, I'm at first to run!
Yeah, man!
The best that I got!
Benjamin's all in my car!
I changed it, then I choose to survive!
But this is my playin' backman, bet he's the one!
What? I ain't gotta block the world!
I ain't got the dick shots, don't worry, hey!
Jake! Jake!
What are you saying, you're good?
I mean, there is a car behind me mate, still.
Yeah, it's all right, Jake will meet you in the car park.
Do not turn this into a fucking thing.
Call it a fucking shit.
I got problems on my jeans, you see the wings on every pair
All of these steers, rambi boys, you know my niggas everywhere
The rest of the body got a problem, we can meet up anywhere
Never say stop, don't you niggas playin' dumb
And you know that we can't come up, so don't say stop
Hey! Why are we dark?
Do we share a baby boy? Do we walk past our friends?
We were, we were, we were fully, we were...
Let me see your ass one more time!
Right, you look at how I do that question, why do you just grug my head and roll it to your dick?
What are you gonna throw at your mate? What's wrong with that?
Oh, don't do it again!
If you don't want to bring it out, you got to see that.
Sorry, Chatsy, second, first place.
Yeah, she's mine, the one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, nine, ten, nine, ten.
Let's go.
There's a lot of soda.
Are you colour blind?
No.
White blink.
Are you took a spot?
Yeah.
That's alright.
Are we getting that scooter in it again?
No, again.
Shit, I'm scooting it.
Yeah.
How many pedicures is that?
I'm in between.
Right, get in there now.
Get in there now.
I'm going to take it, mate.
Got it, yeah?
Yeah.
Sure, at least she's well managed.
Go on mate.
It's not over, is it?
No, it's calling.
Do what he says, take the fucks sake.
Honestly, you'll get me out of here.
Do what he says.
I'll do as he says.
Yeah, you're really nice.
I enjoy your shot.
I'm not shopping, but...
No, it's a bit of a managed cost, nothing.
You too, mate.
I'll say it's all these ones with the scooters.
Well I do not use them more than us.
I'm getting really, really sick of this.
I'm getting really sick of you.
Jack, Jack just showed the badge to me.
Out of the fucker.
Man, it's called a shoulder to shoulder, innit?
Come on, Chas, you hit me.
Showed the shoulder? It doesn't, it doesn't happen.
I've just completely knocked out of the walking thing.
It just happens, it just happens.
It doesn't, it doesn't happen though.
It does, it does take a walk, man.
You didn't have to throw that to me.
Exactly, you didn't have to throw that to me.
I might have got it on his head for crossing.
Sometimes it happens, sometimes it doesn't.
It's a 50-50 isn't it?
50-50.
I hope you've been paying for that.
Why is he flinching like a bunch of grits?
No, I don't.
Yeah, yeah
It's not my fault, I said it alright
Fights
What we doing here?
I'm reading the chat, I'm getting a fire starter for New Year's
The fire lights won't work
Travis Birkins
Don't need a fire starter here
I'll need some of that
All fire starter
It's already struggling
I'm putting the fire out
No, because I'm hot
Oh, that's a nice book.
Is it?
That's an iron.
Oh my god.
Why is it a little red?
No, Jane then.
It's just bought under the 30 pound much meat.
Yeah, but is it another barbecued or a green cheese book?
Yeah, and we won't be the first.
Nah, we won't be the first.
Isn't that funny?
I'm way too sick, I'm so just unreal, ridiculous bro, bro, he's mental.
Got the soda
Gonna blow some nose
You too mate, have a nice night bro
Oh, what are these? One stuff?
Right, that's all we need for these
Hmm, oh shall I get another one of them football shot?
The thing is I didn't get fucking Tyler Adams last time
I've got some tongs for a meet so that's good.
Oh, did you throw one on Emjith? No, I found one on Emjith.
Are you sure? Yeah, it's rounded off instead of sharp.
Oh, I found one.
I looked at the system on the right, and you've happened before. How long are you going to be here for?
Oh mate, we can wait a few minutes here, if you want. We've got four customers going on.
It's like ten minutes. Oh, that'd be perfect.
You're going to be in like ten minutes.
What's up?
They're watching your stream right now, so we've got people know where you are.
Perfect.
Someone just called me.
I'll stay here, we won't move, we won't move.
Nah, we're alright.
You don't have to stay, you don't have to.
It's one of the things KSI's got.
What the hell?
No problem mate.
I'll be right back.
You know you're alright mate.
Let's get out of there quick.
Let's do it.
If I start, is that like...
I'm looking, he's just gone this one quick.
Fucking oil, fucking oil those guys.
Where is it?
There's a little stuff there.
What do we go for here?
There's nothing.
Don't look like there's anything.
And we can just bag that out of them.
Yeah, then I'll choose that one.
Get that in the middle of the secret.
I think we can.
I mean, I would...
You can share it with me.
I don't know where you're just gonna go.
I'm not gonna take the box.
I'm not gonna take the box.
Yeah, sweet.
Yeah, it's got the access.
Yeah.
Let's get ready for the party, Jack.
We've got eight minutes for the meeting to get out of here.
Is that ready to go?
Hey hey.
Ow!
Jojo, do you know what I mean?
Hey hey.
Come on.
Let's go to the toilet.
Log up.
That's not true, so...
It wasn't from the toilet.
Why they let go of so much?
Before he was injured.
I have.
What is she obsessing with?
It's just sheer protein.
Well then, okay enjoy your life mate.
Get down there.
Legal steroids!
Oh, Jesus, I've seen this.
I hate that.
I don't like turkey.
I'll take your lips.
Oh, he's brass.
Oh, he's stuffing pure protein, is it?
Not like that, that would be good.
Oh, he's just fucking...
He's just fucking...
He's just fucking...
He's just fucking...
He's just fucking...
Oh, he's just fucking...
Oh my God, he's just fucking...
Oh!
Oh, how'd you get that?
He's just fucking doing the ball or something.
You've got a ball or something.
You've got a ball or something.
He's just fucking playing the ball or something.
It's a bystander.
But that's not what it goes.
I'm not sure if you can see it.
It's a barbecue.
What?
It's not alive.
Oh, you see it here.
I'm not going to my dick head now.
Here's not.
You're just not alive.
Oh, yeah.
It's a barbecue.
You stop pissing about.
You've got to be free man.
Right.
I'm good if they won't do anything else.
Absolutely.
Jake.
He needs to go quick before he's all assistive, that's it.
Wait, what, him and his chocky nose?
Is it bad for you?
Is it bad for you? It's just fucking through the calories mate.
Do you know what I've ate today?
Fuck, bacon and bacon.
Exactly, what question do you have for you, Jakey Davis?
Oh, I don't bake her next sandwiches, is that bad?
Bacon and bacon, that's a great breakfast to have.
That's her.
Not really, no, because you wouldn't have had healthy bacon.
Yeah, well, it was grilled.
It was grilled.
Doesn't matter, it's not fat.
If you actually just have the medallion of the bacon
Medallion?
Yeah, it's just a big bit, the big bit of the bacon
Yeah, I just had the big bit
You didn't excite me with the medallion
Can you put this back please?
Why are you still holding me?
Because you were the one who fucking kicked it
It was on the floor, I found it
You're not going for a wee wee wee, guys
We can't beat the other one before she gets it
What about a steak bake?
Your cash
Oh, that's just too loud.
Give me a couple of minutes.
I think I should.
Good job, sir.
So you're a lot of chocolate milk, aren't I?
Black protein shake.
I didn't say you couldn't have it the way you thought.
If you want one, get one.
It is very long, I can still lose weight.
I'll take your hand by this.
Here you go.
Check.
Is it for the protein shake maybe?
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Your dress is like a sixteen year old.
Why is it always back to back?
No, no, no, you're a punnick.
You'd never do that.
Yeah, because if you had it, you'd fuck the shit out of it.
You'd thank you, eh?
Just one, please.
Thank you very much.
Have a nice day.
Yeah.
I'll see you later.
That's our clip, yeah.
Right, and it was like all the weekends
like our future selves.
What's the weekend to our future selves?
People were going 2065 and they were like...
Ah, actually...
I'm glad he did.
Where was that going?
I'm going to have to put it on the side, what do you think?
I'm not going to talk to you.
It's easy to talk to you.
How do you struggle here?
I'm a boy.
What's he done there?
He's got a job to do.
Thank you.
How you doing?
The brook is just not to hear the word here.
Ah, they've got us, they've got us, they've got us.
You've been watching my life.
Wait, so are we going, Gregs?
No.
I've just got some, I don't know.
People working in the back are not allowed to enter the room in public.
You don't have to sign with a white t-shirt on.
Come on, let's just get back to this walking fight.
Please, I've bought a lot of time.
No, I went Morrison's as well, with the white t-shirts.
Love you.
How's that?
You got fuck all to do, so you're pervin' a moth.
Perfect.
Can you see something?
Ah!
Oh.
Right, bitchin'.
All right, so he's driving?
Yeah, this is awkward.
What would you pre-gave the barbecue you should become?
Chester, Notorious.
What do you call it if other people say it won't make it?
People have pre-drinks. I have a thing called a pre-milk.
Before the actual milk.
I've not had any scam yet. I'm having it after Japan.
Thanks, mate.
Thank you, boss.
Thank you.
I've lost him.
Approaching landing level, please take care.
Not the last leg, we've got the main one.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
It's a long one, I'm a charlotte.
13 months.
Oh, four, sir.
I've got the time.
I've got the time.
Look it up.
13 months.
So, Jacob?
I'm going to sit down with you, mate.
Go on, sir.
14 p.m.
10 p.m.
You said p.m. on the floor, I said p.m.
No, you said p.m. on the floor, I said p.m.
No one said p.m.
I did.
10 p.m.
12 p.m.
12 p.m.
12 p.m.
12 p.m.
12 p.m.
12 p.m.
Thank you GZJ. Wait, you called GZJ before?
Huh?
I became GZJ's meal, there you go.
I'll pay you a snap.
There you go.
Nah, you were, don't worry.
You need a snap?
Which?
I'll pay you a snap.
Is that ready to go?
Oh, oh, oh.
That's all that's for ages, shit, go on Jake.
Social battery going live at 11, like really, you know.
Aynan moves.
Your life is so hard, Chugger, how do you do it?
Ah, but some people start working at nine
and they're done by five, not me.
I've now got to go have a water gun party.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, and I'm fully aware, I'm fully aware.
We do not have to.
No, no, please don't leave the calvins!
The calvins?
Oh, the free London?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know, because these have been...
For years!
Jesus!
Chazza!
Chazza!
Chazza!
Oh, man!
Oh!
Chazza!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
I just turned into Mickey Mouse!
I feel like Summer Rig!
Oh!
Summer Rig back in the day.
Wow!
Yeah.
Wow, that is memories.
It's nothing on Earth.
It's nothing on Earth.
You're in the middle!
What the fuck are you doing?
You're in the middle!
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
You're just aggravating!
Oh my god!
That's what you do though. You do something wrong.
I would not truck your leg in a door.
You could nearly kill me in the sun, Rick.
You're absolutely right.
When did you nearly kill me in the sun?
Oh, you're confusing the gun.
And each other brought your belt
What?
Break your back
You know you have as well
You broke his belt
What's broken?
That's not broken, is it? You just have to slack it
You mean you just have to slack it? It's broken
It's not broken, you fucking moron
It is broken
Yeah, he's broke!
Oh my god
You too!
We've put this on child in the film
I'm not yes. Oh my god, she means a bit loose. Yeah, who's not gonna save me for getting a crash. Oh
I don't know why you've done that. He stopped with on comments
Jins, Chaz's friend has stretched my ass.
Mom!
Fizz have thrown me in a title sequence.
Get it up.
Get it up.
Why don't you get the fuck out and walk home?
I'll have that one.
You fucking turd.
Jill, bring your child luck on your fucking windows.
Exactly, because you're a gim.
No, I got child luck on your windows.
Because you're a fucking gim.
Put the window down, please.
I have right to fresh air.
I also have right to refuse.
And what are you doing?
I do, it's my cup.
Shall we tell some more people some interesting facts?
Yeah, can I do one?
Yeah, I'd love for you to do one.
I've got a good one.
Alright, Jakey.
I'll be careful, there's a car with no legs up there.
Just watch out.
I've fucked that.
What a fucking gimp.
I panicked.
Fuck.
What a fucking idiot.
What a dickhead.
Sorry.
I thought I'd done something out of that.
Dink, can you put that in your charging dock please?
No.
Why are you being fucking tight?
Put my phone down.
Because your phone's there.
How is it?
Me, me, me, me.
You're not even a fucking female.
So am I, we don't shoot a fuck up.
No don't, I was having fun.
Ginger, I'm having fun.
Why are you doing this?
Well, I just accept that you've been selected.
Speed bumps ahead.
Oh, thanks for that helpful.
Cheers sir.
Excuse me mate, my mate's got something to say here.
Have a great rest of your day and just watch out
because his lads over there with BB guns.
Yeah, he's just ignored everything you said.
He's not, he's just, he's one of the...
Yeah, he's just, he's literally just carried on.
He's just one of them, you can multitask that's all.
What, a multitask?
Ignore your animal car, will you?
Yes, a good multitask.
Let's walk in more running.
Come on mate!
Fuck your love, just shout it, shout it, shit's on me, cat.
You drive off and no one can catch ya.
And then one day someone will catch me and just smash me in the screen, but it's the fuck, yeah.
I'll be full up until then.
What do I make of it? You really have to dial it down.
What is it, window screen?
Piece of glass.
Exactly, and glass can be replaced.
Just go to auto...
Auto, glass room, man!
Auto, glass room, please!
The three things guaranteed in life.
Taxis, death, and the both boys swore to Wembley.
What are those?
Nah.
What was your third one going to be?
Like your double glazed windows will fail.
Bring the action.
Will you pull up in the club?
Oh, that is not an art. Oh, fuck.
You're also going to sing what lyrics are like here.
on us all eyes on us they're watching us they're watching us they're watching
I want it all gone Jake is your time go Jake on Jake just watch out these dogs
with wheels over there I'm not doing a good job of that what are you doing
I don't know, I'm struggling.
What, what, what was it about?
I don't know.
He did all of them.
Feel free, thank you.
Today, mate!
Oh, shit.
Why is he stopping?
Jynce, Jynce, Jynce, Jynce, Jynce, Jynce!
Nice, going, nice, going, nice, going.
Come on, mate.
Oh, he's coming after us.
He's coming after you.
Yes, yes, he falls up within them, they've come on me, you wanna come on man!
You wanna come on man!
Go on Chas, hold up.
Oi!
Yo mate, you good?
Yeah, I'm great.
This game's great.
So good.
I haven't got a clue, I haven't got a clue.
Yeah, I've pulled the Earth guys, don't spin the camera James.
Are you okay? Are you sure? Just making sure you're alright mate, that's all.
How nice that you are.
Oh, you've just stowed it.
Oh, someone's been lost Santa's customs.
Any chance here James? Any chance here James? Any chance here James?
Sorry, sorry.
Oh, he's gonna have to take it.
No, it's alright. It's just that you have to be smart when you show them what you guys are.
Fancy pulling out there?
Oh, you've ruined her day there, you prick.
I haven't. She's very out there.
I'll check, start it again.
Wow, is she done?
You've ruined a good day.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
It ain't really, though, is it?
It ain't! It ain't!
Oh fuck, that's all right, nice one, it's going on here then, oh, keys, keys, I think
you're bad, can you move out of here Morgan, it's about to shit, oh fuck, you all right
Are you alright?
Have a good day, love.
Yeah, just slowing down.
What the fuck?
Really funny mate, really funny.
Really funny innit mate?
And while I'm actually on film as well so I can fucking clean.
Guess what?
I'm actually really...
Oh my god my collar bone!
Oh my god my collar bone!
I'm actually hurt myself.
Oh my god I'm going to fucking do you for a whip that shit.
Yeah you would have been three feet off.
There was nothing.
All injuries caused whilst the seatbelt's not been on.
Unlucky claim gone.
Mine still on.
made when the belt was on.
And we could have already a clear hook and no one just fucking hit me in the head as well.
So, all that lining up there.
See what's not lining up your haircut?
Yeah, that's hard to go out of your haircuts when you've got a fucking daffy duck on your head.
Yeah, it's like Howard Wallowicz.
I don't even know what a daffy duck is, though.
I don't even know why you're just gonna have a daffy duck out of nowhere.
He's a good guy, like.
Who's a daffy duck?
Nothing that's alright, you know what I'm saying?
You met him?
Actually, yeah, there's this new round you know,
that's on my little book.
That one for you then?
24.
There's lots of wee...
Okay.
Oh.
See you in a minute.
Oh, he's going to be in those new car for a laugh.
Alright.
No, I'm talking!
You're just a f***ing hell.
You're right, Seager's the dickhead.
I've decided.
Oh look at me, you're my G.L.E.
G.L.E.
G.L.E.
You're the G.L.E.
You're the G.L.E.
You're G.L.E.
Woohoo!
So, Jinny, would you like to just come on up and say how you felt about it?
Sure, mate.
Just a moment.
Sure. There's a bag of sauces.
I don't like to crash, you know what I mean?
A bag of sauces in the front.
I've never really been a grass.
But you know when something's wrong, I do like to make sure people are aware of it.
Why is it not? It's not after where I see it, though.
No, I know it's not. I think it's disrespectful.
I think he knows he's done it as well, and he's just chosen not to say anything.
No, because that's not going to fucking pay for anyone.
If you're just sure what else he did on that, he's on the same side as well, so I'm just going to change.
Oh, that's a shit stuff.
So he did that as well, then he's in...
Yep.
When you first got it, within like the first week, weren't it?
That's it.
Yeah.
So basically this just needs to be done in two seconds.
Sure.
My dad could fix it, he's got a good guy.
It would be very easy to fix it, but I don't set the back to my own.
Right, stop.
Pull that from Chaz.
Do you think it was Chaz who did it?
What was it all about you?
I don't know, it's just that I didn't look.
I'm just asking, do you think Chaz did it?
You think that your words are real?
No, no, I don't think you're giving.
That's fine.
Again, not to shit-stir, but how long ago did Chaz do this?
Er, quite a while ago.
Do you think he should have paid for it by now?
Well, I mean, to me, I'm just inviting you to do what I do.
Yeah, I was thinking about it.
I don't know how it affects you at all.
No, it doesn't affect you at all.
I don't like to shit stir-chat, it's just
I like to make sure everything's in order.
If I did that, they would hurt my knee.
I told you about my knee.
What's up with your knee?
So I'm playing far the side, right?
And I'm holding the man off like that.
And the balls come into my foot,
so I've extended like that to guard the ball even more.
And he's pressed down on my knees,
like snapped and gone inwards. But I'm getting a scam for it.
No, three weeks ago now. But erm...
Erm, no, no.
I don't know, that's good.
Well, erm, James the mattress is going to...
James the mattress is going to flot you, or get one of your got you.
What what you did put the camera out to explode out to make your shit my bad
I'll say I've only got one good camera tweezers on boxed
Do you want to put it down you keep putting up on yeah, I'm trying
I don't want to shit steal it, it's not gone down all the way, it's not gone down all the
way yet.
But it has now.
Am I showing my Post Malone t-shirt?
I'm fucking cold.
Sorry I didn't know you were coming in.
Sorry for the fucking funny games.
Yeah I know, I know.
Yeah I know, I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Yeah I know, I know, I know.
I thought that was about here.
Alright, what is next?
Ginge?
Yeah?
Chalice is left then on the side of the box.
I might have to put the toilet or something.
Can I put it in the box?
Yeah I know, but you should put it in the fridge really, shall I?
Would have made more sense, yeah.
I'm not trying to shift, see how I believe in what's right.
Oh yeah, nothing wrong with that.
Nothing wrong with that.
That's not to me, right?
Can you believe it? I don't know why they can see this, I can unbox it.
Yeah, that's it, that's it.
You're right, some skewers there, some skewers there, some sausages there,
some more lamb chops there, minted lamb chops, they're only really nice.
Then we've got two more lamb skewers, a wagyu, wagyu steak there, wagyu steak there.
four beef patties and there we laugh and they'll get a shout out there on the
miniature
oh the Wi-Fi I've got a miniature
I've got a miniature
As a new password, no one else will know about it, let's see how fucking good it is.
This could be unbelievable, this could be game-changing, this could be also... it's
not corrective, mate.
Righto!
I'm heavily against this white t-shirt I think, if we are all agreeing with me, I'd like to know.
date
should have helped the semi-on
I can't let Jack make a challenge out of my wildfire.
It's all over the internet.
It's coming up down here.
What the?
You want me to check out?
there we go right what we saying Jack put the meat in the fridge we're fucking
I'll give you more than 30 seconds now mate.
We've got a new Wi-Fi.
I don't think it's finished yet though.
Not very much.
Mate, I've forgotten about something I'm going to go for.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Do you know?
Right, you're going to see it's weird, yeah?
I'm using the net to decide for who wins.
Trust me, I do put a leak.
I'll take the pot, I'll take the pot.
I'll take the pot, I'll take the pot.
I do put a leak, I'll take the pot, I'll take the pot.
All right, then.
The door, yeah, no, I get it, but I don't know why.
Hang on.
You're afraid to repeat the leak.
You're being fucking selfish.
I'm not.
Shopping for yourself is chat. I can't see if you can find that, I was going to find that.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to try and create good content for you guys and just...
Oh really chat for you.
Saying good boy JT.
Any more questions chat?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That burned popular fresh air on these kind of events.
Events.
Come on, let's go and breathe a fresh air.
Come on, let's do that.
Come on, Bill, we should have all that pretty shown.
That's good of us.
Two seconds, shall we?
Smell that.
It's hot, so what do you smell?
Nature.
You'll smell the armpits.
That's not alright, it's musky but not, do you know what I mean, it's musky but it's
alright.
Yeah.
Just picture it can't you, all three running around the guy and they were water guns.
Panning.
Don't mind me, go get the wifi.
Oh, we got a new wifi.
got our own Wi-Fi yeah didn't like that so I've got my own first one bro what
why are you doing that just isn't you bro you don't drink you what I've
I think we've got a couple of them.
What are you doing?
Oh, yeah.
Stacy coming?
I don't.
Stacy coming?
Nah, I just had bad news, actually.
Why? What's up with that?
Fun cause you're such a hard-to-hand job, Tom.
Why?
Fungus.
Oh, he's calling for fun, guy. I didn't know he was literally all up.
It's wrong. We didn't watch his feet for three weeks.
They did six months later doing what's it called?
The King George, what's it called?
A Duke of Edinburgh, that's it.
I was going to say, I'll put it with the Prince Andrew.
Did that for six months and then came back and he had fun going his feet.
Oh, just what for, Mr. Shitts?
So, like, can you show me my own Wi-Fi?
Can I show you your own Wi-Fi?
Yes, my phone's upstairs.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm going to leak our Wi-Fi, how are we doing?
We've turned the lights on mate.
Fuck talking.
Okay, so how's this work?
So that's my password, you'll have your own password.
They're gonna have their own password, you know.
So we've got 500 up, 500 down,
and no one can keep to the speed.
So this means that 500 up, 500 down.
It's not hit a thousand yet.
Well it hit a thousand though.
We're hoping for it, yeah.
We're hoping, we are hoping, yeah.
So does that mean that I can upload gaming
don't take two days. Hopefully we can actually watch a video on stream as well that'll be good.
It's really awkward this. Keep going, put me hand in my pockets and there's roomy fires like Luke Bennett.
Because you're aware of what Chad's doing?
Erm, he's chilling all up, then.
I thought he was a bad friend of mine.
Oh yeah, please. We go and walk up and see what you're doing.
Have you told him to get geared up?
Sorry? Have you told him to get geared up?
No, why are you geared up?
Why have you thought he was talking?
Why have you thought he was getting up with different action shots, don't you?
He aims up top.
No.
Because I've got a white shot as well, but I've not got enough of a car.
Because I thought you'd say no.
I don't want a white shot, I've got to play that fucking Wimbledon.
I've got a lot of it.
Why are you drinking a cup of beer?
We're having a BVP Thursday.
Yeah, I'm having a BBQ. First day of your Friday.
I've been working in an office before.
I haven't.
No, it gets dark.
It's real dark.
Where's my test score, man?
Did you get it?
Can you get the test score?
Yeah, well, let's just get this started first.
I need to start it for me.
And I'm arming the drink now, so I'm going to chat.
That's how it started for me.
So, off this environment,
Max would save, so what about Max?
Get it, Max.
Don't talk.
So, we used to play at a ping pong table.
Hey, hey, Azure, you used to have a ping pong table.
Okay.
And if you lost, you'd have to go and buy the M&S cookies.
Are you familiar with M&S cookies? Dirty, are they? Dirty.
And if I had a pack of them a day,
wow.
The damage you made, you know?
One of them won.
When you were working that fish, you worked that size?
No, I was.
Well, getting there, I'd get it.
Back then, but then?
Yeah. I'd started. It started.
And the appetite grows, start streaming more.
The money came, so you all did more, and you act more, and you continue to.
That's your problem.
It's coming, that's what it is.
That's not true, is it?
That is actually not true.
I swear to God, I know Mother's Life, that's not true.
Make your part of it.
I swear to God, I know Mother's Life, that's not true, right?
That's not what's not true.
I've been there, I've been there.
I've been there, I've been there, 4am McDonald's, 3am McDonald's, kebab at 2 o'clock.
Well if you wait till 5 you get them for breakfast.
Exactly, that's what you do, you wait up to our 5, drive there, get 10 ash browns, 2 double sausage and anything like that.
Full fat caramel, come on, eat it all, go in bed at about 6 o'clock, wake up at about 2 o'clock in the afternoon,
then get one for breakfast and have 5 chicken selects, live fries, live notes,
I'd then have a Big Mac as well with six chicken nuts on top of that.
I'd then also have a full fat canal with that one.
Then I'd get an Oreo muck flooring mixed in with some chicken nuggets and some chicken selects.
Then I'd also get a fish affiliate at the time.
So I'd put ketchup on, cheese ketchup, fish affiliate.
Bun on top, that's probably really full order.
Then I'd wait until about 10 o'clock at night, probably order it on a kebab,
get lots of sandwiches to even it out, probably get garlic mayo on there as well,
chips, chicken popcorn.
And I'd tell you now mate, I ate an apple sight.
He's not like a good dance player.
Erm, but yeah, we wonder why you're a bit like Shrek, you know?
So we ditching the white top, so...
I'm happy to do whatever makes, but I am sure...
We'll let the chat be.
Who are the D's?
Who are the D's? No, who bought them?
We'll take a fucking guess, who do you think?
Mold on him!
Are they green?
Mold on him. They're not open. I don't need sound effects. They're not open mate.
Look how bad that is. When it starts expanding like that, it's really bad.
It's a nice chicken. Mold on the chicken as well.
This is why I didn't like it.
Can I go?
Because everyone's a fucking tram.
Can I go?
If you see this shoe.
Where's the shoe gone?
We threw it out because you left it there for four weeks.
That's my seat at the window.
I've shut you.
Can I?
Well, again, puts them in the cooker
and leaves up the side.
Well, come on, stream and go.
Oh no, everyone says I haven't fucking messed this.
And look, I've been fucking cleaning up all over my fucking cell.
Fucking haven't.
Put some girls on as well.
Boys, I like having a laugh, yeah?
Spending money on each other's cards, it's not on.
Just 50 quid for a key to piss.
No, I'm the dream yesterday, man.
Well, I'm all right. I'm all right.
I'll sniff it though. I'll sniff it, but I'm not in a needy mood.
Bollocks.
I feel like that.
Okay, so I've got to open it.
I didn't think you could do that anymore.
Have a bite.
Please, have a bite.
We're not in front of T-Felt and I'll leave it.
Fucking hell.
What are we doing?
What are we doing there?
We're going to that fucking nunch up stairs.
Can't get to the Wi-Fi.
I was going to see what he's doing.
What's these?
Ping pong.
Ping.
This is what I mean.
What are we doing?
Should be using that.
I've got another stream idea, but are we going to be there tomorrow night?
Tomorrow night we'll be there, yeah?
Yeah, we've got a pack in there, haven't we?
My mum's in there.
Smart.
I saw Willow this morning than yesterday.
Oh, is she?
She's alright.
Still purring?
Yeah.
She's like blinds on top of me now, when I get some of your face and that.
I think she misses me.
That's one coffee bro.
What are you doing?
What's that?
Oh, go on.
British pork mince.
Did you buy that as well?
There's 23rd.
Who the fuck eats pork mince?
Stella, now I like making.
That does give me ptft, do you know?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
to do that. Succulent and tender chicken. Oh my God. We are back. No-one's asked Jazz.
Get your ass down here you lazy twat and fucking clean up. Are you hungry? I'm not, Chazza
should be down here. Have you been here all day? I haven't. He's been here all day,
you've got bottom of his food. Chazza should be down here. I agree. Chazza should be
down here. Right, I'm going to stop trying to pick it up. I'm going to stop trying
to pick it up. No, I'm going to stop trying to pick it up. Oh, what time is
Can you fucking take our own Chazer? Can you just stop?
Get a camera on Chazer.
Fucking hell, James make sure you get this, it's still early for me.
I'm good.
Yeah, I agree Chazer, we need to go to a water fire and that.
Right, stop getting angry, right, I'm not talking to you now because you'll buy it over.
What are you doing?
Do you get that?
Are you being sexist?
Sorry?
Oh!
How's that sexist?
A kettle's not got a gender.
In fact, he does, he does, it's um, it's, it's clip slash pop. I don't know.
Why is he so weak when I put his shirt on?
He left for a joke.
Ginge, what's that out there?
He's actually put a bit of light on from the back.
Do you think he does actually kind of that build?
I feel him.
What's up?
Let's see you.
That's a fucking better apartment.
See you in a bit bit, lad.
Do you think I'm Theodore or Simon?
People at school you sound Theodore.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't see another cure.
No.
Is it on your breath?
I remember I've been looking more like, you know,
more of a good looking fella.
He actually looked a bit of a nerd.
Do you know what I think?
Things like a bulldog.
Yeah.
What?
What?
What's Chaz I do?
Two is ten times better.
Alright.
Yep.
You think the fucking piss?
That is generally the most disgusting thing I've ever done in my life.
Alright, let's go and see what Chaz I do.
What the fuck?
Alright, let's go and see what Chaz I do.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What the fuck is that?
What have you got?
Fucking gun from Halo?
It's a double one mate.
It's a double pump.
It's mine.
The phone's like two weapons and you can't just
can't claim that.
Alright, I'll open them.
Alright, I'll open them.
Alright, I'll open them.
Alright, I'll open them.
Alright, I'll open them.
Alright, I'll open them.
I just can't claim that.
Alright, I hope then we'll play it fair.
Alright, go on.
Oh, that's the meets and all.
Do you think it's actually to the door?
No, I don't like the water in my eyes for that.
Well, you better hope you get it, then.
Can I have it?
No, that's mine.
What makes you uncomfortable?
I won't play a bit off of it.
Explain to me how you fucking see.
That's mine.
That, that is mine.
Is it?
Yeah.
Is it?
I bought it since mine.
Say it again, I will bend you, like what do you mean?
I will bend you yellow, watch it.
Don't think it's fun though, it's a naughty car.
I am doing it.
It's good on that man.
All right, go on with the stairs, then.
I hope that wasn't passed.
Look at the statement.
You can't drink on camera, can you?
Absolutely stated.
He had a one-copper book.
We'll all come here.
Is it?
We'll carry you through.
Hold on a minute.
Back to the screen.
Not sure.
That's fine.
Call this way and play out a bit.
Nice.
Is he out of one cup of this?
He's not finishing it.
It's also a never out. It's definitely what he was once having.
But we've all got our own individual passwords so we can't make each other's speed.
Alright.
I've freed you from it, Al.
Cheers, mate.
You should be thrown out.
What? Mr Crack, I want a ball with you then.
No, it's your screen.
I fucking lost him
Right, back on the valve, where did he go?
Right, fine, right
How long ago?
I come out of the fuck, let's go
Maybe he's fine
Oh, Andrew Stringer
I was looking by and checked
No!
Right, what are we doing?
We're doing this fucking thing
Do you really want to do the fucking water fight?
Not really
Yeah. No, not really.
I'm going to raise backshakes, I'm going to shoot.
What's your name? What's happening?
No, I don't know.
That's what I was saying.
That's what we do, ball of flights.
Oh, my bad.
I don't want to be a water fighter.
What?
I don't want to be a water fighter.
What?
I've been like so long.
He's actually not a water fighter.
I've got to get in there.
How much did you spend on it?
I don't know, maybe two hundred quid.
He just went out and bought it.
She knew it.
Oh, f**king stop playing a little.
Ooh, what a little beast!
What the fuck you mean?
Aye, darling, you've got to have some sleep today,
you shouldn't have all this all the time.
Yeah, that's no good, you've got to be really lost.
I'm just trying to water these come in,
and probably the light to be shared will get better, right?
Aye, darling, you've got to have some sleep.
Do I have blue to be shared?
I'm gonna use the light, buddy.
Do you definitely want one?
I want one fire.
That takes, yeah?
Bag out my boot.
I just had a slush right here, that's all.
Bag out your boot.
I can hear you.
Okay.
Oh, God, oh, God.
I'm getting out, getting out.
I just watched and watched the beat.
Get your own Samsung S26 Galaxy Ultra.
No, I want the bag.
You want the bag? You've got one copy going, right, like that.
Mate, so can I connect to the one after that?
Yeah.
That's the password.
I don't know what my password is.
I can share with you.
Yeah, don't. Why not?
Because you've all got different passwords, we don't take each other's feed.
What do you mean? Wait, so we all have our own bandwidth?
Yeah.
So we've all got, what, that said?
I think this is what I believe so, yeah.
Oh, I'll take it.
Oh, mate, you take that.
Gary Vowell?
Chill out, chill out, mate.
Well, by the way, my password is...
Hey Siri, what's my Wi-Fi password?
I was gonna fucking moron, actually.
Who's ringing you? Answer it.
Are you alright?
Who is it?
That's Ella.
Are you alright?
Yeah, I was Jim.
Just fuck off, she's here as well.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, Jim.
I was Jim.
So many of them stretches.
Hmm, interesting.
Yeah, yeah.
Right, come on, Chad, we'll fucking do it.
Yeah, what time are we up here in real machine?
What am I being, why am I, I don't know why you're all spamming it, I don't know what you want me to say.
Let's go.
Who you saying, Blutton?
Sure.
Chad, I don't think, I don't know what is it going on about.
I don't know why we've all started this faggot it.
Jake showed it. I'm fucking out. I'm not.
Right, oh my god.
Erm, why do you think we...
Oh, someone's kicking off.
What, no?
Right, what?
I don't know what else to do.
Right, anyway, back to the barbe.
I'm assuming we put the poles on.
We'll leave the leaves, they just add to the flavour.
There we go.
Right.
Oh yeah, good shout, clean the rats, great shout, because they are angry.
Great shout, shall I take these then?
Can you get these off please?
Right mate.
Right. Very liquid.
And we're...
Man.
Hopefully the good place is the first day of news day.
Because you know one, in this house, you're like unique.
Hang on.
I could have just fucking done this myself, didn't I?
Someone's in this chair.
I'm fucking out.
What happened to you?
You cobbled a Jakey chair?
Honestly, not the way they are, by the way.
What do you want, man?
I don't know what the big thing is about it anyway, but I don't know why it's like a major thing.
Oh yes, we've heard.
Got a kill for my ass.
Oh, there you are, can't move you, that's why I'm here, I'm here to self-provide.
Alright, that's that one dog, she's like, clean as shit.
That'll do much more.
Then why is Gigi...
Gigi...
Document your document, chef.
What are you doing in there?
What's the matter?
I'm coming to get a fork.
Good job, James. You're doing fine.
You sit down here, I'll show you the way up.
What can I do?
Alright.
Right.
Can't be on my nose.
Alright, so...
Right. So, what we do is we lay all the goods out in the garden, right, and then we've
all got a sprint.
Why are you breathing for your nose? It's going to fuck up your fucking moron.
We invented these old fucking work!
I think something like that, like a fucking real good off, a lot of reasonable.
Right, stop.
What we're doing is we lay them out,
and we all run, and see who gets what, good.
Right?
And then whoever's got the wettest...
The wettest teeth, you know, by the end of it.
Oh, I want to keep that. It's been bad just me sticker
Yeah, what?
Another white t-shirt wins.
I'll lose it, quick for all.
Loses. Loses. Right.
And what if a sad party didn't want us to participate in this water fire that was sprung upon us?
There's no choice.
There's no choice.
There's no choice.
Your fate is collapsing on the real mask.
I feel a bit faint.
That won't be enough.
Let me do it.
Steve Bratton always that the real Steve Bratton always that I think you're
accidentally ringing them
there we go
So you can quick call it.
I'm sure.
After you, I think.
Whoa!
There we go!
Might I put some in the wood?
Yeah, it's a good idea.
Right, let's all that now.
Great podcast. I mean, to the least, what is that?
So it's like a fire start.
It looks like wood, but it's just like...
So what I learned when I was in the jungle, okay, is if you actually build a pyramid of it,
it's better because the air flow can go through the middle.
However, that won't work in there, so don't mind.
It's a bit of mudder.
And what about when it goes through the gaps there?
It's not something that will catch you.
I think we'll chat, brilliant.
Right.
There we go.
Yeah, chat a bit.
Just fucking let it go.
He does not fucking know.
What the fuck is that? Wood?
It's just a dope roll.
Definitely not all of it.
Definitely not all of it?
No, like a little chunk.
Let it go, let it go.
There we go.
We could probably do it with a different light.
I could probably do it with a different light, oh.
I'll keep the fucking stream alive, honestly.
Is that a fucking light petrol?
Yeah.
If it is, we're about to fucking find out.
That dog shit in the barbecue no it's not dog shit mate
why is it it's fucking fire starter I don't think I think I'm a different
lighter you got to my streaming room or Chaz's room and get a longer light
It's not usually brown fire stars.
I don't think, I think now it's like more of a charcoal colour.
What?
I think fire stars are more of a charcoal colour rather than...
I don't want to hold it, what the hell, I can set it to the right first, actually.
Yeah, set that right, and then switch the dog shit.
And then it should all go up. That is literally dog shit.
It's not made for fire stars.
Fucking God help.
Did none of this have to fucking start a barbe?
Well, that'll be good, then I've got way 15 minutes for it to go up.
We'll get there, we'll get there.
I've not just spent £150 on food and equipment for us to not have barbeque tonight.
Why you just like Scuba Steve?
Because I'm a... I'm not having a white shirt contest. You're a pervert!
I don't want to put a white t-shirt on and let's see how wet we can get, I don't want to!
I mean Barney King's not starting!
Need to what?
Need to what?
Are you a different writer?
Yeah, I'll even let you hold me gun.
Cheers!
What the fuck is he doing, mate?
In the streaming room, please, Jake.
Big fucking mistake.
I'm making a mistake.
Right, where do you like that? I think maybe a bit more of this.
More liquid, that's what I'm saying Chattier.
Maybe not that much.
Oh, I heard it ignite there.
There we go.
We're cooking.
We're not yet but we will be soon.
Oh fuck, I touched it.
Right, we'll get there, we'll get there now.
We'll get there, we'll get there. That's good, that's like petrol.
Recipe for disaster? No, it's not.
Oh we're cooking we're on fire we're on telly we're on telly
He's fell
Bang it in the middle there there we go we're cooking we're cooking chat
Hell yeah, buddy!
There we go.
Where's the bottle?
Fucking shit myself.
Thank you.
I fucking shit myself, then.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Thank fuck.
Not the plastic tongue.
Oh, your plastic tongue's in a fucking fire cold for me, that was genius.
That is genius for me, but that'll be alright.
Probably best if I fuck you and put the one in now innit?
Please do not try this at home, we're trained professionals.
We're not, but we are of age where we shouldn't-
Oh, I mean I am actually probably a trained professional now.
If you know you know, you both will know.
Right, let that burn for a bit.
Burn, baby, burn.
Alright, here we go. Needs oxygen to be found.
They've never been used in there, which is good.
We're going to have like a three-way barbecue going on here.
I'm about to fucking cook, you know. Big time about to cook.
Probably don't even need them.
Oh my God.
Call on top? Nah.
What are you going about, call? I don't need call on the top, Jack.
The rubber tongs are the cocking, yeah, but why are they? Oh, no, they're over there.
Now trust me, I'm doing changon. Put some of the starter in there so it cocks. You do.
Yeah, because...
Be the wood on top.
You want the coals to burn.
Yeah, they're going to burn underneath.
Yeah, I guess.
Well, we'll do it for the next one. We'll do that for the next one.
Because you can't cook a fire in there.
I love to see.
Yeah, that is true.
There's a burn in your food.
Yeah, that is true.
Right, so put the wood on top.
Erm, the pan.
Well, I think the wood burns out.
We're supposed to wait for the wood to burn completely.
Yeah, I thought we put too much wood on.
Yeah, and the coals get hot and then you cook.
You cook it with a...
I can't find a lighter.
You look like you've been trying 12 rounds of fucking Mike Tyson.
Take the goggles off, mate.
I think he's suppressing my brain.
I'll take it off.
Yeah, I'll be right down.
Yeah, she looks like he's fucking dead him
I'm going to do this.
Where'd you like to go?
Where'd you like to go?
Cheers.
I like this, you're not talking, it's fucking quality.
That ain't gonna work.
Fucking hell.
What is he up to, I don't know man.
Let's get a different sort of board hangman.
Here we go.
Taze is pure, not streaming.
Taze and J, Bino on the fucking plane, did you make a chat?
Yeah, that's what you're making.
Yeah, that's what I'm making.
Oh, we're making burgers, steaks, everything really.
Chicken wings.
Chicken wings.
You having that stellar then?
I'm definitely having a stellar mate.
I'll get it, I'll get it.
Yeah, you can have it mate, I'm having that one.
I'll get that stellar.
No lighter!
Oh, sweet, you're alright.
It's all good, it's on now.
Fire meets patrol.
There we go, we're cooking, we're cooking baby!
Yeah, I don't know what this is, but it's fucking seriously.
Um, but you're not meant to take it out on that, you're meant to light it up when it's in the back.
Oh yeah mate, I'm fucking gasoline all over my hands now, but it's alright for you, isn't it?
That depends on what you do.
I know he's got the log on what he's got to come back, I know he's not going to expect it.
Well pay for thinking down there for dancing.
It's alright Jake, I don't need anymore.
Right, bit more of this on them, bits of wood, can I feel a good keep going.
Coles will be cooking soon.
I love fire. I must admit, I do fucking miss it a little bit. Ten o'clock at night, Lisa
There was born telling us a story, Ruby making us laugh.
There's no pockets for me with a shite there.
You what?
There's no pockets for me with a shite. I've dropped my phone five times today.
Trying to fuck you up.
That way.
I didn't want to do it that way.
You can't do it that way.
I know the same size.
What the fuck are you doing there?
Smell that, it does stinker shit a bit.
Yeah, it's good. I still need it somewhere.
Mug guy. Mug guy.
Are you going to do this?
Well I think you're supposed to put it on before the fire I imagine.
No, because I meant to light it, you know.
We need to close the lid as well.
Where's all the meat?
So it goes down.
You what?
The meat's in the fridge, mate.
We're not putting them on yet.
Angol, come here.
Take these things out of the gate, please.
Say what?
What am I going to do?
Surprise, motherfucker.
What the hell is this?
Ah!
Ah!
Well, you want to know where's the air contest?
Come on, Jake.
Show me what you've got.
Show me what you've got, Jake.
Yeah
That's your man, is that what you wanted? So check on my double B. Oh
You are right is it double one? Yeah. Oh I've got a splinter
No, I've not. Just think that's on fire
So I know it's nice but it's a barbecue you dick. No, I think something bad's gonna open that
Barbecue!
You want a smoothie and some drinks?
What?
I like to say it, to be honest with you.
Nah mate, you can just hang it on the pector.
Is it warm?
Oh, I tried to make it warm.
Oh, thanks.
Get the bellybutton, get the bellybutton.
Oh, boys, I think you should just get a cup.
You need to be on the baller, you need to switch on to what we're about to do.
Are you ready?
Funny how I feel that.
Are you ready, Jake?
What?
You've got to do it.
You've got to do what?
My own goal.
I have got a splinter, one minute.
Vodka.
Oh, oh.
Oh, OK.
Have a go.
Three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
I think he's buggering me eyeballs.
I think I can't see.
From the top!
From the top!
I think he's buckering my eyeballs. I can't see.
I'm seeing. Love that.
So I go and get a soul then.
Because I feel like the firm he's going to kick in soon.
You've been in a trance, Jake?
Do you know what I said that I actually thought I said trance?
Yeah, you meant trance, but you actually said trance.
Yeah.
Again, like I said on the clip, each term.
Right, that's...
What's getting there now? It's getting down.
Still hot.
Nice.
I reckon we can cut some on that.
I'm getting on the ground now that we're going to wash my hands.
Check.
Fucking covered in fucking petrol.
You just walked from your last dead seat here.
I think you are.
That's all I've got to do for you.
I might get off early tomorrow at Gold Gym, then from Gym, come back here, stream, do
whatever I need to do the other day. Lisa is going to be coming here chat at about 7
ish. We're going to chill, have a chat, eat some McDonald's and then it's going to
be acting lessons, vocal lessons and also this interaction with all the boys. So that
should be interesting.
You have definitely, I mean, oh I'm good. I did always thought that I'd get it out, fucking
buzzer.
You're good?
Yeah, I think I'm really in the wrong.
That's 149, that's gonna be 9% left.
9?
Yeah.
Chaz has been live for like, how many hours?
Yeah, he has to come out of the room.
Yeah, nine hours.
There we go. Lisa plays clubs.
If I was in Lisa's fucking pro clubs, that would have to go off.
There's one in charge in Chaz's room and one in charge in Diki's.
That one's there to be in charge.
Say that again?
There's one charge in Chaz's room, let's be on charge while we're getting out.
And there's one in Jake's, that is.
Value charge, but Jake is the RR.
There you go.
Nice.
Have you got one?
Yeah.
Oh, that one's value charged here.
Alright, ready for our stay down?
Ready for our stay down?
I'm fucking dead.
22% man.
Yo, I don't want to mix them up though.
What really is this?
That's mine. That's yours.
That one's Chaz's one.
That was Chaz's, that's Chaz's.
What the fuck have all that on them?
Yours moved over there.
Yeah, it's got my nail on this time.
Could you just pitch to a fully charged TK?
That one's ours, chuck it in.
100 on this bad boy.
How many years?
Yep.
That's our chances man, our chances.
Yep.
That's mean the Holy Spirit.
That's my only choice.
That's mine?
Yeah.
Thank you very much.
Have you ever had the streamer taking back up here?
No.
Was that a usual for you?
Yes.
He's usually taking it off.
Very helpful.
Now it's out of charge.
If you're going to get a chance.
Can do.
I'm not hungry now.
I'm not hungry, it's been a fair...
I'm alright for the rest of the day.
I've spoken with 32 people and they're fucking out my word.
Nah, but I'm just not hungry man.
I'm not hungry.
I was, but my appetite's gone down massively.
I was.
I'll be completely honest with you, because Jake did.
That was from, I'd say, about a month ago.
I was really unhappy with myself,
and I tried to do anything to help it out,
and I just tried to take myself better,
but that's basically it.
That's basically it, Jack.
Fuck I'm on a barbecue!
Oh fuck, we're smoking out here, aren't we?
Fuck you now!
Bloody hell mate, he's going off out there!
You're not fucked up, I had to die.
Mate, I'm a pro at this, I've done this before.
Well that's actually getting really good. That actually isn't going to do it.
Thank you, it's almost like I've done it before.
I'll close that.
Mate, I'll put it on now.
But it is.
You can't eat that.
No, mate. Don't touch it.
We've got this one on.
Right, shall we?
But you need to light the fires.
But it's not.
But it's just...
Ah, maybe you should do that.
I told you it wouldn't that make a video chat book, you know?
At least you're honest on the self-evident references now.
Someone needs to look a bit grumpy though, I can't lie.
You've got to fill that book mate.
I'm fully aware of that but they still don't look great.
said it. Like why are they so red?
They're different, isn't it, Mum?
Yeah, I know, but like that's a bit too red in here.
Hey, go on, Ellie, thank you for the five gift, did I appreciate you, Ellie, thank you for the five.
By the way, can you meet that?
No. Oh.
Come on, Jake, yeah?
Can we, uh, shut the door so it's not like Pop Smoke's been round?
Not Pop Smoke.
Did he smoke?
He's called Pop Smoke, so I imagine so.
We're getting this wargun fight on them lads.
Can't you just make one of the T-shirts?
What are you, idiot?
Oh, put it back on.
I don't mind.
Oh, cheers, Jake.
I've got plenty of white ones upstairs.
Oh, no, no.
He's double.
He's double.
He's dual-heeled.
No, it's double, it's dual-wheeled.
It's dual-wheeled.
No, it's dual-wheeled.
You're not listening. It's dual-wheeled.
See, double whammy it.
See? See? Share.
Have you listened to that? Have you, sir?
Share.
Do you believe in love after life?
Why?
I feel like I've used a sausage.
I feel like a bonzo.
Will you try one of your dates?
What's it like?
What do you like them?
Yeah, I think they're pretty nice.
Come on, mum, let's give it a try.
I appreciate the gift.
What are they?
Gonna try a date with me.
I've had these before, they're actually good.
Chunks give them a try.
They taste like sweets.
Those are my uncle's foreskin.
Really?
What is it now?
Oh, so these are like healthy aribals.
They're nice, aren't they?
Mine's got a bone in the middle.
What?
A bone?
There's a peppy of more.
What's it of?
The date, the pit.
It is good for you lad.
Alright.
Actually.
That was a seed, yeah.
I'll plant them in the garden.
Make something for us.
We'll have a few soon.
No, fuck that.
Throw mine just, I can't make it over there for now.
Yeah, that'll over the rats.
Fucking moron.
Rats.
Gimp.
Don't you say that on the street.
Yeah, we don't have rats.
We don't have rats.
What?
He showed it.
And then put a private snapchat up in there.
My whole story.
What's the problem?
We were supposed to start that shit, wasn't it, James?
Who did that to me for?
That was private snapchat.
Right, can you go get me burgers, please?
I don't think I like them dates.
Right, can you go get me burgers, please?
Oh, sir, it's a bit cold, isn't it?
You've got a firm one.
Go and get a jacket off.
I want one of these.
a bit nifty. Yeah you've got to wait till they go white. What do you say Tate? I've
I'll mess it with you, you say, Tate?
I'm gonna keep it around your face as usual.
Oh, for sakes!
Oh, my God.
You think that's raw? It's pork? Oh no, it's beef. Which one's the beef one?
I don't know. Right, I don't know.
We can have it flame grilled.
I've got a hum.
But I haven't really got much of an appetite so you just put on what you want
Go up some plates please
Can we wait for the BBQ to be ready first?
It is ready
Huh?
It is ready
You're a badass
Might speak in fucking Chinese
Plate and food please
The BBQ ain't ready
So it ain't gonna be a while
Is it?
Yeah
It's not like a thank you Jake
Thank you for listening
That's the meat, that ain't the plates.
Who's cooking here? Me or you?
I'll decide when it's fucking ready.
Cooking, I'll decide who's cooking.
Such a shame.
So it's, you know when you saw the youngster on career mode,
you look at the potential and four years down the line
you just sold them to about fucking Bert Albion.
Oh, so if someone's got two tits, oh, Tim, you've got a deflector on.
No.
No, come on, cos he's got a breast, it's like one, two, one, two.
Can I have one, though?
No.
You've just been having sickies out here.
Sorry, it'll be me.
You want me a black bag please?
I don't.
Yeah. Chas, can I do these at your chest?
Is it, is it love?
Not on the shirt.
I knew for it I'm free, you know.
I told you, bam, once it, once it, once it, once it, once it.
The T-5000. That's pretty fucking good.
All the sideways, the T-5...
How'd you shoot it?
Aim at the breast, Chas. Aim at the breast.
Chas, you aiming at the...
Aim at the breast, Chas.
The breast.
Yeah, there you go.
Let me get close. There you go.
There we go, yeah there you go, you see the cities going through
You can see your right nipple getting very hard
Yeah
Go for the left, more the left guys
More the left, more the left, more on the left
Run that juice
Look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it
Lick it, lick it
Improvising
You won't, you're going to have to
No, not on the barbecue!
Oh, I'm having even more cold now, oh my god.
Take it off mate, it's just they cold.
Ready to charge for this place, get in there!
We've sent it to a barbecue.
I've spent £150 on food and equipment, he's been in his bedroom for 45 minutes,
Jakey's had goggles and a snorkel on him once I've gone to Licky's tits, and I'm
fucking thud here, like a dick, I've got my sausages out, I've got me fucking
meat out, I've got my buns here, I've got my phone just been piss wet through
because you know I'm fucking morons
and I'm fucking sat here
on me fucking old
revolved guy
this is what happened to Chatham last time
what, they just got stuck with you?
no, so he made it all and then everyone fucked off
but I weren't here for that?
yeah obviously, because you wouldn't do that
exactly, because I'm actually, when I say to that
actually no, he's older than Ando, he's half a peruse cooking it
This is a got plates. This meat and you can eat.
Carrying free streams.
Someone's got it on there.
Don't put plastic spaxes on fire.
Brother, with the greatest respect, I know what I'm doing.
Then, on a fire, for 30 seconds maximum, ain't gonna do shit.
One of the hour I've done it.
That one, fuck it, was telling me last duration, sir.
Just remember it's cooked in the middle, that's the main thing.
Remember it's cooked in the middle.
I mean, we've got a few burgers left over, so I don't want to feel like cooking them.
Bang around back in the fridge and if anything in particular you'd like
Pod Guy, probably just a burger. Free them, you can also free them to be fair.
Lee says you're doing it terribly wrong. Lee said that, did he? Good job, that's what
fucking Lee said. No, I don't apologize to me mate, I apologize to Lee, unfortunately
he just had to be shut down there. Lee, stop chatting out your arse mate, chewing pure
another and that. Oh I wonder if Chesley's enjoying sidecabs? Oh that's asking me yes sir.
The flames well too high. The flames well too high? Oh I'm sorry which one of us survived
the three weeks in the jungle? Flames too high. Fucking flames well too high, flames
well too high, flames are too high, flames are too high. Fucking hell. Okay but these
These are different burgers, these are smoked burgers.
Smoked burgers, these ones.
See, look at that.
They're proper, proper burgers.
We just use these to cut fruit.
Boom, look at that.
Definitely it's still raw, now it's not pink but it ain't cooked, unless then burgers
and many be like that.
I think the flames might be a little bit too high.
So we just leave it for now.
So we just leave it for now.
And then after we come back, and the flames aren't too high.
Yeah, just another couple of minutes.
Just another couple of minutes.
Close the vents.
Yeah, close the vents.
Close the vents.
We're not going to keep the vents open
until the smoke gets out, or what?
That's fine.
I'll just have my protein shake for now.
Need cold nut wood, that's also very true.
I don't know what that is.
Obviously a lot of cats are open up.
I was thinking that because the smoke needs to get out.
I thought playing fucking zombies really makes this. Everyone fucks off under their own thing.
One's gone mystery box and one's gone quick revive.
I've got a feeling they're going to be unreal.
The coals are perfect. The coals are good, aren't they?
Yeah, they're red.
The coals are fine, aren't they? Yeah.
Right, let's try a different burger, see if that's...
It's more redder, isn't it? Yeah.
Mmm. Definitely cooks.
Mmm!
Ooh!
Yeah, they are just meant to taste like that.
It's the texture on it more than anything.
Oh, fancy jamming, mate.
I feel like, I'm just drying off, I feel like with it getting darker, I feel like there's
not going to be a fight anymore, a water fight.
It's not on is it?
No. Not today.
Mm-hmm.
How the fuck are they real?
What do you sell?
Does he have permission off Chas?
I don't think he dies on my payroll tonight.
I'm not paying you. What are you going to tell the payroll?
I don't know. You feed him secret though.
Cook for a bit.
Right, can you please go and get me some butter?
I'd like you to butter your bread, please.
Can't do that.
Why can't you do that?
Left-handed.
There, you gonna butter your bread, I'll do this.
I can't butter my bread, I'm left-handed.
It doesn't work, right?
That's not a disability, mate.
What?
It's not a disability.
Well, I'll do these, you ready?
Where you, where you fucking...
I can't butter!
What's up?
What do you mean you can't, what's up?
I can't do it.
I guess we'll find out then, won't we?
You know, cause it's that, like, ripping apart the bread.
Yeah, that's fine.
Chat.
Chat, would you use that as a valid reason?
I'd say that's pretty valid.
No, mate.
Oh.
Do you go get a box and see if he wants anything to eat?
Why is there fruit on it?
It's vegetables, peppers and onions mate.
What's there, come down and put any food.
What's there, come down and put any food.
That's not even your room you gimp.
The window's open, oh it's an Amy room.
That ain't gone mate.
No that one is not.
What's that?
I don't know.
Um, oh!
If someone gets me a knife.
Can you do the wagyu steak for me and Chaz?
You've washed your fucking mind.
I will.
You're not gonna do the thing I was
doing at the restaurant when you diced it all up.
That ain't bad, that.
I'm sure.
I like mushrooms.
Oh, the mushrooms!
No, the burgers are tip.
Oh, that one.
Told you to, mate.
That's not cooked.
Yeah, this one.
The burger?
Yeah, yeah.
I want to eat that.
No, why are you telling me?
Come on, come on, come on.
Yeah.
What in that room?
Seriously, you're a shit there.
Have you something?
What burgers are they?
What burgers are they?
Yeah, them.
Oh, tell them we just discovered burgers we mould on in the fridge.
Yeah, that's fine.
Can you put them in the bin for me please?
Of course I can.
Yeah, no worries.
Anything else?
Yeah, get some butter please.
Oh man, no worries.
Thanks to you mate.
We double-seat the soca-free popsicle.
We get it in a minute.
We get it in a minute.
We get it in a minute.
WE'LL GET SITS IN A RINNY JAKE!
Alright.
Oh, thank you, what's that?
Pardon?
What's that, can we eat it?
No, it's glass.
I'm hungry.
Oh yeah?
Fuck that, I don't like it.
And a black bag
No, because no one here will go to take his room the knives are in the normal thing the butters in the fucking all the black bag
You can leave that
Yeah, I won't eat them. I mean that's edible if you want to eat that
I'm okay. Thank you John that's a bit of burger
No, I ain't no playmate.
Cheers mate.
Cheers. You bought the bread for me, shall I?
I don't like butter on mine.
It's alright, it's for other people mate.
I don't really like butter, I don't want to get, like, top shit on that.
You don't have to use an axe mate.
It would have been weird to me.
Just put on a fucking bread please, I'm also in a barbecue.
I'm not even hosting it, I'm just cooking the food.
I mean, he don't like it. I'm left handed. You don't have to do it.
They're not done, man. Yeah, I'm not aware of that. That's why I'm flipping them.
I've not done the sausages first. Yeah, but I have the sausages, too.
Jesus, did you put this... Oh, Jesus, go pork chops.
There's no pork chops. Pork steaks.
They're not pork lamb.
Oh, well, have you changed them?
changed him yeah because Chaz has said the park so have you changed them why
just swap them out police will park your park safe I don't think I had
bought it didn't it was a
try a few deals there
oh you twats what's usually the wait time wait time you fucking eat when you
I'm hungry. Order some of it then if you're not going to fucking wait.
if you're not going to fucking wait
do you know what i'm saying, you're putting the sausage on the upside down
how can the sausage be upside down?
I don't watch that scene.
Thank you for...
Uuugh!
I'm not safe, I'm hungry.
What? You need a shut up and you fed when you fed?
Oh we leave it and you can fucking order some of...
Which one is it?
I'm gonna wait then.
I've come back and you're moaning because you're not eating.
I'm out. Yeah, you're 21 years old.
Cook it for yourself.
I asked you to do the dishes. You didn't do the dishes.
You've still not brought your dirty clothes down.
I'm trying.
I've got a fucking eye for an eye.
You're fucking shit-ed up like it's some fucking Star Wars film.
Fucking dave more over here.
Shut the fuck up.
He's got the same clothes on for two days.
I know. What's with all that crap?
I wore them once. You played football in them.
Yeah, playing football in them. Well, then when I got back,
for ten minutes I know he's dirty because of the barbie too.
What are you doing?
I hated fun.
Yeah, haven't I?
Have we supported manual?
Well, have you got so much balsa on?
You want chicken wings, don't you?
Yeah.
So this has started being nicer.
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry.
Do it now or I'm not going to pull at me.
Rocks and fucking porters.
I'll have chops on.
Yeah, I will do when there's time.
Oh, won't you go on there?
That's not true, Peter.
She has a busted silent character there as well.
I haven't either.
True, Peter.
Do you know that's the most decided character there is here?
I haven't either.
The chicken takes the longest.
Is it?
Not my fucking problem.
30 quid each, I look a bit thin.
I wouldn't have fucking paid 30 quid while I did to be fair.
You did, you did.
James, I'm thirsty. You're fucking feigning away here.
Yeah, I think you fucking ate most before you fucking feel anything about feigning away.
What the fuck? I'm thirsty.
So you're self-al first, are we?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
First hour.
That's wrong.
That's wrong.
I think it is.
Why'd you just lick wrong, me?
I've not just spun it out because the dog wants it.
What?
I thought you'd gone.
You don't have a dog.
I thought you was gone.
We do have a dog every two weeks when you bring your bird down.
Hey, it's every week.
I know it is.
Every week.
Every day you don't have content.
Right, shall we build a lego with Ella?
I can't wait for tonight.
What do you do?
Doing a what not show.
Oh you know.
I might have some stuff to do.
Hang on you stuff here.
What's the set I got some stuff.
What do you got?
What do you want?
That's the United Palatial.
You got a one on one Andy Cole.
Oh yeah that's the trick.
Oh wait you're going to come on the little stream with me.
Yeah.
I can do that.
Everyone's saying that they love what not.
We do.
We love what not.
We love what not.
We love what not.
We love what not.
We love what not.
We love what not.
We love what not.
We love what not.
We love what not.
We do.
What do we do?
Oh, come down.
Sorry.
My chat's spamming six seven.
How am I surprised?
No, that's why I'm doing it.
How are you side called to chat?
Oh, it's actually.
Oh yeah, how are you side called?
Come on, look.
Is it good?
Fuck off.
I should have done that.
That's why I'm saying that.
Everything happens for a reason, didn't it?
Yeah.
What were you fake chats?
For that it's live.
Oh.
I'm going to go on that, I'm going to go on that, I'm going to go on that, I'm going to go on that
We're going there, we're going there
Is it slow trip to this one?
Funny, really funny
I don't mind
I just grabbed your bread roll just to fill the spot
Is there any more burgers?
Yeah, I can't put them on yet, they'll get your lamb on.
You alright?
Yeah, it's just a little smoke I said you're alright.
It makes you do, you're actually just eating shea bird.
Yeah, I'm starving.
Can I have a go?
Mmm.
Mmm.
We locked him up to a burglar, wouldn't ya?
All of that in shock.
I thought I was kicking him in the family.
Oh.
Damn he's about to run out of battery.
No, he means because no battery, maybe it picks it up.
What's the matter, mate?
Errr.
Oh, I'm having a cold.
Sit next to me.
Right, guy.
Errr.
I don't have a bell in my hand.
Look at the wall up in my house, dude.
It's a caravan.
What caravan?
There's no car along. Check this.
Oh yeah there is.
Will's fast as Bernie.
What a fucking weirdo.
What a fucking weirdo.
What?
I thought you were doing the burgers.
I am, but they're ticking the light when I'm starving.
What are you doing?
The pork chop.
The lamb.
What's gonna make you fun?
We're all shiny, isn't it?
No, Jim, come on mate, hurry up.
I'm not going to make you fun.
I'm not going to make you fun.
I'm not going to make you fun.
Come on mate, hurry up. Drop your chop.
Land chops.
It seems about this, when we were chefs in the camp,
everyone's waiting for you to be rescued.
It can be put the rice on and all that for now.
You never cut load, is you, lazy fuck?
I think that's the...
Just shows you didn't want to look at the ending.
He won that in the end.
I've had him.
He won that when I saw your clip reacting to it.
He didn't.
No, he was. He was after.
Thank you, mate.
I remember that.
Even if you didn't care, you could have pretended like you did.
I actually did care.
I've told you, I was born naked.
I saw that naked, I ran out of boxes towards the end of the holiday.
So I was jumping up and dancing around.
I would have filmed it, but probably would have got demonetised.
And probably took down.
You don't have a jump when you're out, you're just going on and on.
He's wearing chups, right?
You can't have butter on my bread, please.
Yeah, I don't want butter.
Can't have butter on my bread, please.
That's fine.
You still butter in the bread, Phil?
Exactly, it's my bread.
Oh, I saw yourself out Thursday.
I'm running over there.
What?
What happened there?
Hold on.
You're totally...
It's a C4.
Yeah, go on.
I'm sorry.
I can hear a beep as well actually.
James, why is there a C4?
Struck to the drain pipe.
James, why is there a C4?
Struck to the drape back
Is there any C4s over there, Charles?
It did for 10 seconds
Slightly go
Got them fooling today
We can do, as a beauty of it being nail smart, we can talk to him.
Wait, can we ask for it down at the local shop?
No.
Why?
Why don't you start our life at the local shop?
Because, when we're walking we don't disconnect and we start later,
she's expensive later.
Brilliant.
Do you think Chas, have it down to the local shop?
Yeah, I mean...
I want to just like the normal one. You've had a bit now.
Fucking lovely Prius, bud.
Oh, I'll have a Prius.
Use the oven, yeah, nice one.
Let's use the oven. We're trying to have a fucking takeaway here.
I mean, we're bad with you.
Take away, I'm going to take away.
I'm looking at this room as well.
I love OG Hannibal Oh wow
Wow
You f**king coughed it?
I'm not reading chat, Louise, I'm reading you right now
I'm reading chat
We're all reading chat because we're good people
You f**king loved it mate
What?
Louise, it came from
It came from the truth
I've been studying an hour cooking your foods to f**king show better respect
cooking warming up yeah maybe it's fucking warming up
stop throwing food rats yes chat go on chat
it's not barbecue it's smoke love to go on the charity match thank you
I'll sit on a dick and eat a cake.
Sit on a dick and eat a cake?
Yeah, it's definitely going to taste nicer and feels better.
Yeah, I actually wouldn't be that.
The cake's more of a cushion.
Yeah, but then you've got to taste a dick.
I'd rather sit on a dick and just taste cake.
Yeah, and imagine having like, I don't know, like a triple chocky cake.
Depends on how big the dick is actually.
Yeah, exactly.
Because if it's like fucking what's his name, Treador.
Yeah, if it's that, I'm not sitting on that.
It depends on what's the stuff we're talking about.
Do the half, do the half, do the half second, smegma.
Hey.
Because smegma's like extra flavor, isn't it?
It's just pretending it's boxy, isn't it?
Chill box.
Mm.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
What the hell, man?
Did you enjoy that one?
When's your birthday?
June.
Oh, fuck.
Not far.
We can't have inappropriate conversations as much as we want,
because you're there.
Oh, you can get a box on the camera, can you?
Nah, we're all right.
You want to take a look?
Box is shit.
Is it a real dick or a dick made of chocolate?
Oh, that's also a great question.
Oh geez, at the college school, you weren't at the charity match.
What are you saying, bro? Are you good?
Stop reading my chat.
Ow!
That's a blister.
What's gonna make you fall in love?
I know you've got your way back home
I'm not gonna say you've got me till half-nin' then.
You can go.
I'm not kidding.
You can.
had a go at me yeah he has to be I just wanted to enter some breaks and chill
for a bit I'm carrying your stream all the season one baller league I sat
there for fucking eight hours a night
We can have some on the street.
We'll have the second scene in point, yeah.
Yeah, season two won't be safe.
Chazer is hungry, that's the problem, chap.
I was still hungry.
It didn't work.
It didn't work all.
I think you did. You were big.
Oh, alright, this is all in it.
Alright, no worries.
That's what I meant, there ain't blinds.
It's very dark out here, isn't it?
We'll wait and fuck off and put a light on.
You're the only person to not get soaked today.
Yep, and I'll fucking keep it that way.
I ain't got your fucking spare clothes there too, you get some.
He's fine, isn't he?
He's fucking, you know what?
Do you know what it is? When I actually get criticism, I listen to it.
No, but you know what my favourite thing was this morning, right, mate?
I started the stream to live them, I've got an R in the house alone, I was like, I'll do my steak, look at him, he's like, I was like, oh, Moogie!
What do you want me to do with that?
Chicken or lamb?
Oh, I don't know, I don't think it was there.
Chicken or lamb?
Ah, I thought you were going to put a good stuff on.
Why have you done all this shit stuff?
I can't have lamb thanks man, I can't have lamb please, I can't have lamb too please.
Oh that, that, that, that change it up lamb.
That, that, that fucking lamb schnoll.
Boy, I get privileges over in.
Why do you?
What? Why do you?
Oh, oh, that's raw.
It's not raw.
That, it's lamb, it's meant to taste like, it's meant to bite.
It's not tasty, it's more consistency.
Yeah, the consistency is meant to be like that.
Can someone cut, can someone cut into my chicken please?
some of chicken please. I think that's raw mate. That's lamb. That's lamb, it's raw lamb.
It's very spicy actually. Very spicy. Very spicy. That's my plate. Will you check me
chicken? Don't eat that, let me chuck it back up. Will you check me chicken? Will you
Will you check me chicken?
Will you check- Why is no one checking me chicken?
I'll check your chicken in a minute!
Oh, let me check him!
Oh, chicken.
Oh no.
Not a cup.
I'm- I'm- I'm that.
Come on, this.
That is not bad.
yours is actually cooked through some oil
it's very spicy
you know what, as I said I got to half an hour mate
I don't mind it being actually cooked
is that one cooked?
yeah
I can tell that I can tell it's well done
but you have one that looks like that
you have my chicken one
well, put it back on
it's raw, look at it
it's mushy
it's mushy in the middle
I don't like the chicken.
Jake stop! Jake! Jake!
It's not cooked.
I've eaten all of it.
I've ate a full one.
The chicken is cooked. It's white.
I will do it. It's all white.
Yeah but it's very squishy in the middle bit.
You can tell it when you chew it.
It's all white if I have to.
Dune, another couple of minutes.
Actually fuck that.
Just get a burger on.
Yeah, can you just get a burger on?
I actually think mine went better than this mine was more edible than this look
that's where every bit of food's got
forget it oh no oh no forget it oh no oh my payroll over it body
Can't switch ingest, can't switch ingest, can't take ingest, can't switch ingest.
They ingest all.
You know what decisions are right decisions there James.
You're fat slag.
I'll say that to James.
There's no way James.
I don't know what to do.
You know what my right decision is.
Come on.
I've got all my way to go.
You know the right decisions to make there.
I've got it here.
He's got enough cameraman James.
If you don't make the right decision, life's going to be very fucking tough here.
How is it? Is it going to be tough?
Are we back in a sec?
Oh! No way!
Are we back in a sec?
There's no-
Oh!
Can I sit down here, bud?
Sorry.
You can't.
You've got ten seconds left.
James, James, are you sure I do it?
Yeah, James, James, can you-
You don't- we don't know about your ass code. Can you shut the door?
No, James, you shut the door, because we're trying to try and just come up with that.
Can I be back in a sec?
No way, Vod guy. Genuinely. All he's done for you.
What an experience you had at the weekend.
What an experience you had at the weekend.
What, me?
No chance.
Fair enough I'll come with you.
Come on Vod guy, we're off it.
We're off it.
He's acting a bit tight, he's right, he's right.
We're all going. Thanks for the weekend, you just fucking go.
Why is he here? On a serious note. Fucking Barbie now.
Yeah, but why is he here? I want him to do it.
Mate, he ate painy for today. How did that look like?
You have an estival, will you, and a rib of root.
You sure?
I've got about four quid there.
I've got about four quid there.
That's fine, that's fine.
What do you want to eat, box?
Anything that's going, sausages, burgers, anything.
Oh, I've got loads of softies everywhere now, I've got.
Appreciate it mate.
Bye bye.
If you've got anything on about, I'll talk about it on the desktop.
Yeah, that would be great. Thank you very much.
It's a bit dark, isn't it?
No, I think so.
He's got a light as well.
Oh, for fuck's sake!
This is it.
I'm actually done.
I'm not.
I'm not in a Chinese.
No, the sausages are done.
No, the sausages are done.
The sausages are done.
It's just that that needs cooking a bit more.
Is it? Now that I've done, look at it!
I'm actually not wearing a jacket.
Fuck this.
The sausages will be gone. Trust me.
Would I fucking want to poison you?
Looks like Spike's knob.
He's gonna spike.
Cut into the sausages.
I actually don't want to.
You know what, just kill me off anyway.
See? Cut to perfection.
Really like, wow.
Go on and feed me, feed me.
Oh, it's not the right spoon.
What the fuck?
No.
Why are you feeding them and not me?
It's actually the right spoon, sir.
Boys, we've just been told in the chat that's not a barbecue.
BBQ that's a smoker.
What?
That would explain why it takes years to cook food.
That makes sense now, because he did this last time. He did this last time.
You're not wanting me fucking foods not being cut properly.
It is. I remember watching for Stolefield.
Oh, his famous BBQ ribs on there.
Probably that was a big thing at ITV.
You're watching the video on it.
Fuck yeah it does.
That's not a barbecue, that's a smoke and that's why it's got this.
Ah, well, I can't lie, it's still a barbecue.
It's not.
Do you realise it's not because barbecues are heat up themselves?
Huh?
Are you fucking idiot?
Can we get barbecues that heat themselves up?
They're called oven barbecues.
Your dad normally does the barbecue.
So I mean, he ain't doing that.
Right.
Yeah.
How'd you know that we'd have known, doesn't it?
My dad always did mine.
Oh, right.
Fuck, I just walk out of there.
Yeah, my dad always did mine.
He did him.
I want a sausage sandwich.
I want a sausage sandwich.
What sausage do you want, James?
Well, that's something cooked.
Yeah, the most basic one.
Well, actually, we have some ropes.
That's the basic one.
Pretty much found it.
Right, come on, please.
That's raw.
Right, why are you going through and going through? That's raw.
That bit's not raw.
Can we get the burr with them?
Because they're actually serious.
You're actually fucking serious.
Can we get the burr with them?
James, Max, I wouldn't meet if you don't want food poisoning.
I don't.
What's happening?
I'm done.
I might see you done.
Put that back in there.
I'm fucking inside.
I'm going inside.
Unbelievable try that unbelievable all I'm minted I want to get it in the fucking light you dick
This one good it's good that in it nice that in it don't like it
Don't like it why not don't like it
If you don't like it, you can fuck off.
Yeah, we'll make our bill.
You'll get a burger on.
Yeah, I'll get a burger on now, mate.
Cheers.
I'll have a picture of BBQ.
I'll stay till half-night.
What are you doing at half-night?
I'm going to go and do cards.
So I've got a problem.
And worst case scenario, I might have to go somewhere.
At this time
That's a bad problem
You're all looking to your face at this time
There's your water
Jack, do we want another case tonight or not? Come on. We'll be locked in
I think your problem is you're too locked in.
I think your problem is that you're too locked in. I've already been on that run
You had your 10 minutes, you crumpet-froing fucker. Didn't you?
Yeah, I did, yeah.
And I mean, chicken?
He's not just had 10 minutes, he's had a lifetime.
There you go.
Socceray, king of the jungle, inside.
Not many people around in there have anything to say.
Three times, could tell.
Well, I think, no, but your moment, inside, was massive.
What is it?
Money's a material.
Memories last a lifetime.
Memories last a lifetime and you know what?
I can't agree with you anymore.
It's just a shame, because if that was Arsenal,
I would have took that ticket and we would have got fucking dogged.
I'm glad your team actually made it.
Like, actually made it a good moment.
Thank you.
Imagine that going out of inside just looks like Arsenal would have carried out that time.
I think you wouldn't have been able to tear that.
But you did tear that.
You what?
Big moment, we thought the fire was turning.
There's snakes in the other part apparently.
No, not at all.
Our firing in ten minutes is definitely in the middle of the lights.
What?
They said, our firing in ten minutes is in the middle of the lights.
Oh, fucking hell, I've had me ten.
You have them. You have them. You have them.
Have you had?
I have.
What else can I do?
I'm happy now, I'm done.
Yeah, I feel the same way.
I said that to Stu when I came out.
He went and watched what I do next, I said.
It's all downhill for me, mate.
Look at what you've already done this year.
Even though you've already done it,
just look at what you've done.
I was very happy with the Brits, I thought that was good.
Even just because you think it's downhill from here, you're in soccer aid again, you've
done Simon Charity match again and it was bad this year.
You've done the Brits, I've done some alchemy to cut, I can't say it can be a hell yeah.
Oh yeah, you got battered eight one bobble at your bobble leg
Yeah that is out
No that is out
What is it?
Oh yeah, you're doing that, yeah
You're on SIS
That's gonna go off
You fucking imbecile
What?
You are, why?
Clip it there
Not even on it
Margellion
Fucking brilliant
He's nailed that
He's nailed that
Oh, what scores are darts?
Oh, can you get me in Silverstone again this year?
You should be able to.
Van Veen beat Price, Clayton beat Bunton, Van Geerwin,
Little is freeing a lot, come on Luke.
Yeah, we definitely need to ram back an IRL at Silverstone.
I don't give an a** about that.
Yeah, but it'll be a different fucking, it'll be a different star cell.
That would be funny though, because we just don't, right, we just don't do anything stupid
this time.
We didn't, that's time.
Yeah, but no, it was a bit, licking back on it, like, no, we had to wait in a queue
to watch other people getting it out, it wasn't stupid.
No, I know, but like, I still shouldn't have done it.
What, getting a car, everyone else was getting it out of?
No, no, you say that, but it's like, in hindsight, or hindsight, something.
That's a fucking beautiful thing.
It is a beautiful thing.
But like...
I should have fucking never streamed.
Like, why shouldn't you have streamed?
Can I help you mate?
Last time we did this, it was on place.
We thought it was just some kids.
They were watching me sitting there eating bananas.
There was loads of flashlights, Jim.
See, you know those bushes?
Yeah.
There was like two or three flashlights.
That's just kids with their phone cameras.
It was probably flashlights on the top of their arse.
Watching me eat my Nando's, baby.
Right, give that a test, Chas.
Should be all right, that now, darling.
We'll be a bit...
Oh, kid, now, baby!
Just try to fucking do me.
That'll be a bit...
That's just like a barbecue.
That'll be fine.
I'll definitely be fine.
I'll sit and follow by your hair, invade, to take my hand.
That's an overcooked pen if anything, which is perfect.
As you know that I love you, I'll wear your knack for wear.
Your smile, my fair, in her eyes, I fall in love with her.
I don't want to lose any fun, no.
You like Jake?
Yeah.
Is it done now?
Yeah.
I'll eat on this plate.
I'll cut now.
I'll just see how long until I build like that.
Is it actually cooked?
Very hot.
Very hot.
The only normal sausages are the old, that let them lamb wade ones.
That's a lamb one.
That's this one.
Try it.
The red ones are really good.
The red ones are really good.
Yeah.
Oh, you got the side.
Hot.
Oh yeah.
We've got side cards on there Chas No, I'm on what now?
At least you know it's cooked from the crunch.
Nice.
What are you doing?
Just trying it.
Mmm, you're a mwatt now.
Mmm, good that, good that.
Oh, good.
So, one more.
You've got to put some on, or no.
One chance.
People all right.
You've got to stand.
You've got to stand.
Oh, you've got to stand, Kaz on.
Whatever, frat, it's fine.
It's just...
Mwatt not.
Nah, I'm mwatt not.
Nah, because best you can hear him, he's definitely frat it's like...
Andrew, then when he went, yes, Chazza.
Oh, is that when Simon said it, or when Josh said it, because they're my boys?
Interesting.
What?
They're my boys.
Hey, come on, come on, come on.
Is the head right, my James?
Can we get a burger on, mate?
Because they're still there.
Yeah, I've got a burger.
How many burgers are left?
Two.
Is that one for me and Chaz?
Can't be.
Oh, thank you.
Who's sauce is that one?
Erm, yours now.
What the fuck is in there?
Steak.
So you eat that?
Eugh!
How was that?
Oh, shit!
Eugh!
Can't appreciate you, I'm eating.
Oh, my God!
Your large oxtail.
Oxt-sars came out of it.
That's what I mean, sauce them up pepper, isn't it?
You're not even gonna know about the same thing.
Eugh!
Yuck!
What's that in there?
It's a fucking bit of land
It's got a fucking lot of snow as it's caught. It's black. Oh, I'm sorry is that a problem?
Hello, you talking on here, but now you're going quiet. No, I'm doing what was in the sausage
Well, I know you, yeah, I know what you're talking about
Do you know what he can travel through air?
yeah yeah are you are you are you deliberately thick or is it just something you're doing today
I'm thick I'm a hard-champion
you're gonna have to charge you have to order James's sweet and you're gonna have to order
box guy's sweet because he can't eat this shit why can't he can't eat this shit
yeah you have to order your own food and you can get a box guy's something
Do you want a burger?
I'll get you a burger.
I'll have a burger.
You're the one fucking cooking it, mate.
Oh, Charles, you're giving him your burger?
It's a project for, I'm telling ya,
he was racking up a right bill.
All I ever know is I'll have a Starbucks, or any more.
If you want a coffee, you're not going to Starbucks.
The only thing you should provide
is a ham sandwich and a bottle of water in there.
I'm not looking at a sandwich.
Right, doing the nine to five.
I didn't walk out on my boss every lunchtime I go.
I'm like, can you go and come up for me and grab me food?
I fucking paid for it.
Don't you know what I mean?
He's got a great bite in there.
Can't remember each other in a minute or two or nothing else.
Clare watched the name of Michael Jackson film.
Channel.
Fucking right today.
He's a mole.
I'm not about to eat your brain.
Oh, what?
I didn't know there was a white wall.
Three minutes.
All right.
Get our burgers off.
Fucking hell.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Get our burgers on. Yes Celine! Get our fucking burgers on! Where's my lamb top?
They're lamb top done now, sure. It's a small crepe, not a barbecue. No but he says,
you can't use that. Honestly I don't want to fuck this pavement.
A bit of light on there, please.
A bit of light on there.
I'd like a steak.
Where?
Perfect.
Don't just fucking whack it on the side.
No, that actually should be about right, fella.
Can you eat my raw chat?
Oh, what the...
Is it right?
Oh, that's like a benefit as well, though.
I wouldn't.
Why are you being a fucking moron?
I just wouldn't.
Did you fucking cocked it?
Ah!
If you eat it first...
It's all off the gear, I'll know!
That's fine.
Chas, Chas, Chas is actually really good with meat.
Oh wow.
Can I have a little try?
Chas, will you check it? I trust you.
I'll just get it in front of you.
That's really nice, I'll try that.
You know that fucking shit off a wall?
Ooh.
Did I say it?
Yeah!
That's really nice.
Can I try a bit please?
Of course you can mate.
Uh, Hayley gifted ten gifted.
So who? You.
Come on, Haley, you're my bitch!
For even a thing, gifted love.
I appreciate that a lot, I'm chasing you.
It's just for you. Go on.
Here comes the Haley change.
I need some more.
I've got my mushroom, I've got my mushroom.
I've got my mushroom.
Mmm!
Oh, Haley, that's lovely.
What is that? It's my lamb chop.
Can we stop feeding it to everyone?
Looky looks edible, you're talking about me there, I don't want to.
Part of the in-jays words I let you can eat the fucking blood.
Yes, in-jays.
I think you can eat that blood.
The burger's gone.
No, the flesh.
Any update on the burgers?
He's pulling the right way this time.
He's got a burger.
Hello?
He's baking for the burgers.
He's got to be food there, so shut the fuck up.
I love him, sweetheart.
I've stopped, I've stopped, I've stopped.
Oh, I think Leggo...
Get your fucking mouth shut!
We've got neighbours.
I'm glad you're looking straight at my name, you know Tays and Beano, they ran over my
car pump and then they started beating my horn loads, probably Ig, Ig, Ig, Ig.
Oh no.
Oh yeah.
I'm all, I'm all.
You bet Igman.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
you son?
What? Oh, Jakey, when's your creepy world back?
You know what I'm gonna say it like?
Very fatty.
It is, isn't it? Very bouncing in my mouth.
It's not quite a creepy bit of meat or anything like that.
What about the cookie? What's next?
Yeah, our burgers done.
Our burgers, yeah.
Let's go have a look at the burgers, shall we?
I've got my little book.
What? What's with him, man?
I've got this problem.
I need another case.
Oh, my God.
Spread the light in here, please, James.
Let me see what I'm looking at right now.
I've got a steak and two burgers on.
Why is it?
You got a wagyu steak up?
Yeah
You're sharing?
Yeah
You know how you can see the steak?
You what? Sorry?
You know you can see the steak?
You know you can fucking...
Keep mouth open for 24 hours straight as well
Try that wagyu
Oh yeah, did you do the wagyu on there?
That's not a wagyu
That's a lamb chop
Are you fucking idiot?
No, that's Chaz's
I'm calling you name, James.
Why'd you say that?
Sorry, boss.
I ain't your boss either.
Sorry, colleague.
I ain't your colleague, bro.
I don't fucking know.
I have what's I'd call me, daddy.
You are weird.
Fucks, he does it.
That's how the barbecue should have been about an hour ago.
Man, 10 gifted from Zahra.
Go on, Zahra, you sexy bitch.
Forever the 10 gifted Zahra priest.
I highly thank you as well.
Suzy for you as well.
Anyone who's gifted or subscribed today and I've missed them. Thank you so much. I appreciate you all honestly. Thank you very much for everything
Today's barbecue has been a fucking shambles
Is it?
Yeah, is it no if you want our lens dream, and I'm just fuck off and not cook anything else
Maybe the wrong neighbors aroma to start
So we're there by the way
No.
Premier League footballers?
Of them.
What does that look like?
What? Are they both Premier League footballers?
No.
You don't say that women can't play in the Premier League?
No, I'm not.
That's what I got from what you've just said.
What made it a disgusting job before when they kicked Kinney's one?
About what?
In the kitchen.
What the?
Nope, about the kettle.
Oh yeah.
Hit syndicates so I can come.
No.
You don't want this bad time mate.
I'll be giving it from early.
God hell you mad bitch!
Thank you for the five gift and I appreciate it.
I'll let your fucking legend love.
Thank you love.
What the fuck?
God hell if I give it a five love.
What?
Syndicates knows all I have so that's all I'm asking.
I'll see it.
Well I see it.
I'll kill them of course.
Will ya?
No.
I like Syndicate.
You couldn't kill a street cause that's your thing.
Syndicate, he's telling the story why.
I'm telling the story why, I just can't go around.
Let's do this, that's all.
I'm coming.
I'm fucking out.
You probably should cause you need someone to watch where it can.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, is that the one you see?
No, I'm fucking getting it.
What's this?
Is anything cooked on this table?
Then the water's quite up in there, we'll have two chas and nipples in history in mind, so, hand off.
Can you go under the sink and get me a black bag please?
You must do it, I just want my dinner cooked.
Yeah, I'm getting your burgers.
You get a black bag for the absolute sour shambles you've put down.
I've got chas, you can check that.
I've got eight armorices.
16 gift from Peter.
Pizza!
Go on, you fucking sexy cunt!
Favourite 15p, go on you boy!
Thank you very much mate.
I've got people all around people, honestly mate.
The only people who have come and looked after the dead animals
that have been slaughtered for no reason, right?
P.E.R.R.
No, P.E.T.A.s, but don't know how they're talking about it.
You have honestly, you've done a whole cattle out there
for nothing, and they're obviously a roar on the plane.
Don't look away, you've done a whole cattle.
Sorry.
What have you done today?
Right, I've tried, I've tried.
How have you been?
Yeah, yeah, you give me a smoke and he said, cut me.
What do you mean, you gave me four hours to cook a shit burger?
You didn't do better than John.
You what? You did better than he did.
I did it. I did better.
Well, I don't know how hard that was, eh?
Well, you made a few burgers and they were like a...
And you only made two burgers and then it was raw.
I think you just cooked them raw.
Yeah.
I started to like these three.
Oh, I was dying to kill it.
I've heard of it.
So I'll just pipe it down a little bit, yes.
All right, I'll warm my neck in.
Thank you.
Hey, I'll give you the best golf chicken.
Oh, mate, honestly.
Do you want to get some more of that on?
We'll do nothing about it.
In there, mate.
No, he's a bread.
In there, mate.
Where's that big one?
Oh, here you go.
Thank you.
I'm going all on, burning myself.
All right.
Yeah, that's enough of that for tonight.
Oh no.
Thank you all.
Thank you all.
There's no way you've bit that already.
Oh, I've lost you at my burger.
Fuck off!
Oh, is it?
Is it buns?
Nice.
Nice.
Thank you.
Look at that, I thank you all for my mess lads.
I've times just spent here cooking food for you all night.
Look at that, thank you.
He usually did the burgers.
Oh, he did it, he took them out and fucking breaded the burgers.
I've watched him take them off.
I've watched myself break your fucking neck.
Not even joking mate, they've been on the fucking smoker for 20 minutes.
We can take them back to the shop and get a refund.
They're still raw, he'll put them back in the fucking front.
No.
Normally you can do all this look and you can act like, oh god, I come with me for something a big mistake.
You've dropped some absolute shambles at my performance, you've got to round it.
I'm not nibbling. That's the fucking problem. No one's nibbling.
So I've got one of the birds.
Can you eat them raw?
Do you know what I mean?
You can just eat beef raw, can you?
Yeah, you can.
Yes, you can
No, you're a fucking moron because you can
Fucking what? Two states on first hand, would you?
These are going in the fridge and getting done properly tomorrow night
Thank you mate, appreciate it
Where's my power bank gone?
Oh, I'm going back to the kit, yeah
Not my guy, box
I'll clean up lads
I'll clean up, boys
Don't worry boys, I'll clean it up.
Excuse me.
How you like Chess?
If it weren't for fucking 4x4 rectangular bits of cardboard, my life would be a misery.
I don't think I've been getting through the night, have I?
Anyone out? Should I have a movie night tonight?
Yeah, I fucking love one of my one and myself.
When he's done some TV and he better be right hand.
Why can't you find me in over there, dodgy?
Oh, also, it's way too loud when you don't listen to it non-stop.
It's good not to be too loud.
I do agree. You've looked up there.
What?
Right, the second one.
First one's the best.
Does it agree? Second one sits on it.
You think?
Alvin, man.
All four of my best cars.
And all four shops.
Oh.
It's nice to just sit down until they're cooking.
What is this, mate? They're probably more cooked
I've never done a fucking wanker like this.
That's my T-Site, don't I?
50 grams of protein.
Oh, my brownie!
Brownie time.
Sometimes it's good to check back and just think...
Wow.
You alright?
I think it's already covered for me.
You shit yourself, Chas.
I made that land chopper stuff.
He's sorry, he's never walked a lot of time, he's fucked up.
He's smart.
I'm a mighty anyway.
What do you want to do tonight then, Jake?
Can I build a leg over vele?
I'm gonna react to the Rhymes album.
Why giggling?
You're gonna say it's like shit.
No, it's not. It's just you reacting to Keegler Rhymes album.
It's just...
Like the Rhymes?
Yeah, yeah. No, I don't know.
It's like the Dell drops here, you know.
Nah, I don't ever compare... Sorry.
I don't know what's worth the fact he's just coughed on his snorkeling nearly joked himself
but I fact he's just compared Kidleroy to Ed Dell.
You're gonna go in the pond.
I don't know what you're saying mate.
You're gonna go in the pond.
Who?
You're gonna go in the pond.
You're gonna go in the pond?
Hmm.
Please don't come off the same thing when Chas got his accuser.
I can't be a son of back up again.
You alright mate?
I'm alright for now.
Who?
I'm actually in it.
You're actually in it?
I'm actually in it.
I thought I was saying you're actually in it.
I'm actually in it.
You're actually in it.
You are not hearing it.
You're slobbering out the snorkely, shruffy bastard.
Take it out of your mouth, clean up.
Can you come for me for a go at this time?
Oh, good one.
Do you know why I have to drink with a problem?
Sorry, just like that.
I hope it's a cold delay.
Come on.
Oh!
Come on, just a quick one, take it.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's right.
Should I go to the police, sir?
Well then.
Hey, are you fucking out?
No, it is.
No, hey, could you hear the pain towards the rent?
Knock, knock, knock, anyone or what if I was stuck both naked going to the fucking bathroom?
She'd have had an amazing time, I wouldn't.
charmer for her is it? Don't forget mate. Standards have got me reviled. I want to have you literally
flinging filthy dogs laying themselves in the house. It's unacceptable under any circumstance.
If she wants to come here and I'm around she can. Yeah? No problem with that. But I
Anyone in one mind?
I don't go around telling all my sightings about the side code.
The side code.
The code for the door?
Yeah.
None of them have let themselves in, have they?
No.
Can I put my belt on, then?
The door.
Oh, I thought I could.
Sorry.
You will be.
I think it's all bad and cool.
There are really things right now though.
We did it!
Happy to see me, Alan!
You alright, Alan?
You alright?
I'll just watch them go through them.
Yeah, Alex, come in!
Alex, come in!
What have you brought there?
Jake's princess set from home.
Three to five years.
No, I know you said you wanted to get into role-play,
It's a role play, but I think that's taking the piss.
No, that's not for me.
I should be there then.
No, I'm not going to be there, I'm not going to be there.
Come here for a minute.
Go on.
It's my little cousin.
Why won't you just keep at your mum's house?
Because she was around the corner from here.
No, if you don't, you don't have anything like that around here.
You're all from Roch Jane.
I do. I've got...
and I've got, um,
I've got Brian, Brianette.
She's just from...
Brian, Brianette.
Yeah, it's named after a bitch named after...
She named after a dead...
Brian.
Brian.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not going to say this away, then,
and I'll get to the damage.
Not all just go on there. Although she's come in the front though.
And then there's someone running up here and stayed very calm and in reality that could have been anyone.
And I should have probably got up and turned around and fucking got a knife or something.
Then she's come in, give Jake a princess set for people aged 3 to 5.
The five?
I'm fucking sat here in a bit fucking clueless, to be honest.
What the fucking dude?
On what?
Who is?
Yeah, we fucking know that.
That smoking machine inside as well.
I'll put these in the fridge.
Oh yeah, I like it.
I think I've got a barbecue as a success.
Well yeah, can you do it?
Yeah.
Not bad, wasn't it?
You smashed it.
Thank you.
Good, good, nice.
What was his name?
No, you smashed it.
I pretty sure know that.
Always me.
Oh, mistakes. What makes them wagging?
I think the marble look. The marble look.
That's what I think of these, might be one.
I don't know, I'll say.
Oh, I'm a bit of a farter to be able to be a shake.
Can you cut the back out?
Of course I can.
Could you do another half of what they were going to do?
Looks like he's taking me alright.
Alright, I'm gonna take my dates.
I'm gonna take this.
I'm gonna take your water.
I'm gonna take your Samsung S26 Galaxy Ultra.
Turn that up stairs.
Turn the lights on.
See what they're gonna get up to. Probably building that again.
Alright, I'm walking.
Yeah, alright.
I'm gonna go get the goods.
And I'll be back.
No, but what's the magic?
Yeah, he got my respect.
Respect? Can you hold my string down just for that? I like the offer.
Right, I'll put that up for five minutes.
You're going to be about an hour and a half.
Not?
It's about 45 there, 45.
It's what I promised you, it's not that I'll show you.
I hate moaning. I'm happy to do it.
No, but I'm prudent, chef, because you're acting like me for like a mug.
I'll have that shit dated up.
You've been with me all day.
No, not a shit day, just a shit evening.
See? Get there in 30 minutes, I'll go now.
We'll get there in 35, we'll get there in 36 minutes.
Can't wait, I'll go now.
36, get into the office, say hello.
Do you chat in the human arm again? That'll be about 15, 20 minutes.
Then get half an hour back, so you've got to be about an hour and a half.
Alright, it's half nine. It's 25 plus nine now, Cub.
What's it say? Get back.
If I'm back before eleven...
I'm back for it!
I'm back for you!
Oh, my fucking god.
Just getting ready for...
What I do?
What the fuck?
What the fuck can we do?
It's the grand finale.
What do you mean it's the grand finale?
So we're going to finish it all off tonight and then we're done with it then.
What's happening here?
It's the grand finale of it all.
So we're going to finish it off tonight and then we're done with the series.
So I just thought, you know.
Oh careful
Well
Come on show show shout
What shit what what's wrong?
There you go see
So what's this about your little little chest?
What's this about your little book?
Sorry he didn't remind me of Pat Butcher from East Enders.
Oh is it?
I like to lie the drip chest, so it'll be a little, you know, a little, it's a little
bit wider.
Why don't you put one underneath your hoodie?
I don't like that.
Just chill like that.
See, the giants are...
I won't smash it.
You might break it.
Nice anyway.
Don't try to use them.
Chez, make one half.
Just have to control these.
You fucking broke it.
I did just watch you break it.
No, first time.
Come on.
If I take that off, I'll go like you young man.
Oh yeah, hey young man, not my young man.
No, I look like your man, but young man.
And it's like my man.
I do.
If I say that again, she'll be fucking seriously ill.
Oh, she's gonna hurt me.
She's probably into it already.
I hope she's watching.
Right on.
Are you not putting the princess gear on?
Well I am a princess so I need to put it on.
Nice, let's get you to that.
Where's the next one then?
Next one.
If I'm mad at you.
My mother in.
Right, here's the other one.
Nice.
Fucking broken.
You've broken? That's a piece of me off.
You had to say it.
No.
Alright, you've got to say it.
Someone let's go to the gym.
Respect.
Some hard work.
It's going to go hard on the same work as I.
Better find them to harder.
I'd have to say it.
A lot harder.
That's your barbecue sauce, aren't you, Jesse?
I've been doing a barbecue.
He's not. He's been putting it on.
I need to try one on yourself, is it?
No, that was just from the food.
I know you've not got changed yet, just today.
Everyone's got a little gig in it, that's not the shit we're playing.
You've done shorts, haven't you?
Yeah, they are.
That's because we're forced to move in here and I've got no clothes there.
How long do you... How long does this go to take to finish, if I cure it?
They're going to keep you still all out.
Oh, I get it. I like this.
See, it's picking the lingerie up and being sarcastic, I like it.
How you got a lot to do though, in the point?
Yeah, there's still like 20 bags left.
20 bags?
That's like that?
Mm-hmm.
There's 10.
There's 10.
There's 10.
There's 20.
In total, yeah, we're on 13.
That's incredible.
Be careful.
Don't you build it?
Ooh.
I think you're fucking out.
I don't think you're finishing that tonight.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Don't you build it?
I think you're fucking out of it, you're finishing that tonight.
Oh yeah.
Oh, fuck.
I'm telling you, there's loads left.
There's loads left.
So tonight's not the grand finale?
Oh my god.
What bag we on?
Oh, fucking bag nine!
But they do get small of these bags.
They're from giving the beast?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd say I work out at the clock.
I get it. The Beast.
No, I'm beauty.
Oh, she's the Beast.
Yeah, look her.
She knows you're getting into her.
You're getting relationships with like Marlon, J.P. Davis, Chris Evansworth.
You've got to understand that you're the least good looking one in the relationship.
When we're still not even finished the first book.
This two books?
Yeah.
Oh my.
Oh my fucking god.
I don't think this is going to go on for that any minute.
How many more episodes do you think two?
Well, look at the photo.
You weren't even completing the fucking bottom yet.
No.
That's the bit really.
You only got one of these up.
You've not got one of them up.
BAM!
No, you've got a fair bit of it, so are you going to take his old view?
I've been taking it home every time because the schedule is all going to throw it on the floor.
I'd never do that because I know that my world cup one, my sister took 12 hours to make.
Really? Fucking hell. Oh, I've got a long night.
And I've got to spend...
You took the 12 hours?
Yeah.
The world cup.
Alright, okay.
And the world cup is less pieces than this, by like 100 pieces.
43,000, so it's about 40,000.
Would you say, would you say, sorry, the Bachelor of World Cup
they used to have hours?
Yeah.
Would you say your sister was going to go pay, so?
I don't know, yeah.
She probably wouldn't stream and having a chitchat in between.
So we probably got that tell with life.
Yeah.
Okay.
Right, all right.
Oh no, it's $23,000 now, I've got to say $43,000 of it.
She was starting doing a stream where a cat ends up
building a World Cup, that's all,
like a boy from far and upon it, so.
Oh yeah, you're probably gonna be taking at least $15.
That's, you can do that.
What's that?
That would like to break our constant.
Well no, I need to stop the leak, sir.
Boom!
What's he doing to the back?
Bagging us in.
Right, we'll get him, sir, bye.
What's all I've got?
What am I doing right now?
I'm leaving it for now.
I can't do anything to it.
Yeah, come on.
Look at that!
What can I do with a coin?
The only thing you think about is your fucking doing that.
What? No.
Oh, yeah, that's the one for Alice.
These are just a little parts of the camera.
Man, I'll fuck that.
It's a bit fucking hot.
Lay down.
Oh, do you know how to put a stand on a camera, I know?
We've got a new one, but we don't have to do it.
We must do it.
We can't get this through.
It's too short.
You got this?
Just a case on that.
I'll let James have a look after this.
No, I'll change the end your payroll, mate.
Today is ya?
You're really eating anything, but chatting and instructing him to his room for me.
Cos I've got a man chasin' on a day off today.
Fuckin' luck with his teeth, I could just get him to work tomorrow.
Alright, I'll catch you in a bit.
Alright.
Very weird.
Can you help me then?
I'm not helping you build your fucking leg old princess house now.
You drink.
I know.
I'm what, sorry?
Got a part-time mate.
Oh, fucking hell.
Is he just asking me how to lock him up to my car?
I'm just gonna fucking ignore him.
Right, get a fucking PC on the chat and let's get fucking cooking.
Oh!
Nice to fucking sit down after a hard day's graph.
That fucker's got the lipos to pick cardboard up and I'm fucking on his stream down.
Or it'll help you enjoy the doobah.
Fuck sake.
What does that mean?
No, it's not you.
Hopefully it won't be.
You'll find that.
As I said, I'm going to change the first scene on the front.
It'll be just like, sick.
How do I log in?
So the Wi-Fi.
Go to settings.
Click on the Wi-Fi.
Click on the Wi-Fi?
I'll put your password in.
I don't know it.
Shall I see if I've got it?
Yeah, please.
There's so many pretty faces
and whatever.
Woo!
Can you get penis infections from water?
When your boxes are damp from water fight.
I mean, I probably change them mate.
No, I'm running wild.
I've only wore these ones once, they're inside out at the minute.
Doesn't surprise me.
So many pretty faces, cows away, ain't they?
Can't believe I've been able to read each other those first minutes.
Well, I've read it in partial books.
That's not what you mean, man.
No, it's not. Why the fuck?
And the only side you are, is it?
I've asked for your password. I'll let you know when he gets back to me, mate.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, it is good.
Oh, there's always the plan for me.
I couldn't go fuck.
Oh, it's alright. Your life, I saw it. Guess I just fucking found my own way, eh?
Exactly that mate, yeah, we're learning!
Finally!
Oh, I wish I didn't pop up every time I turn a PC on.
Show the wallpaper, show the wallpaper.
Show the wallpaper.
See the wallpaper?
You just get close to the point here.
Not bad.
NZ1?
NZ1.
What is that?
What's what?
That.
I used to be the manager at Manchester United, me and Gary Neville.
Icon Legends for everyone just tonight just kind of chilling shit, and I actually have really burnt me some and it's throbbing
Really badly
My hands just fucking stink of smoke. I've been on my own desktop
This is the part of me that you're never going to ever take away from me
Oh, I've got a connection to the Wi-Fi, I know how to do it.
Upgrade your storage.
There you are.
Do you think that's on already?
That was one fucking one drive.
Why is it not?
I'm talking about having a big desktop chat about that, aren't I?
Yes!
Go live, full calm, bang, second ingest. We might be on, we might be on.
Weeeeeee! We're on! Turn the backpack off mate, and chill out.
Oh, he's in front of you mate, so he's alright. For Chas. Go onto his PC and then collect,
er, just collect the gym second and just. But bear in mind, he's going to be seeing
everything on that camera. Right now. No, right.
Well, well, well, you don't need to talk mate, no you don't need to talk, I can hear you.
He doesn't understand the meaning of shut the fuck up him.
Go on Jodha, 27 and 51 mate, you're a fucking legend, thank you brother, why is your mate
on copy of the Insta, it was at your own about, let's have a look here, WVod guy,
He's had a good day today, he has had a good day.
Sat nav.
This is the part of me that you're never gonna wear it.
Get the subs, is it fair?
I could go and do that, but I'm not going to.
Where am I going there?
What's it gonna do?
Cobbit Instagrams have a look
You've lost me feeling like oh five
Oh for fuck sake
You all right Jake. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna make you. Oh, yeah, Zeck is actually on there
Oh shit where's the book Kyle?
Hang on, hang on.
It's my streamer, black streamer.
No just select Jinji's second ingest.
Oh your chat is only 25 gifted.
That is also true.
Sorry chatting, it means to leave you on a black screen.
There you go, ask your password.
Okay, thank you.
Hey Sam, favorite of the 22 months mate, go on the boy.
Alex, find a 24 brother, fucking legend, go on the boy.
Thank you very much mate, two years, go on the boy.
Cahampton Live, thank you very much for the two months as well.
Yes.
Nah, he didn't owe me 50.
Oh, cheers to me, chap.
Cheers, Jake.
You're learning, thank you.
What's up?
Wait a minute, have you slept in my ingest?
Why? Why? Because I've got speed to other. It's alright.
No, no, but the point is that you're not doing something else.
No, yeah, I'm about to, you know what I mean? I just chatted to other people.
Oh mate, you're fucking enjoying it. Thank you.
Have a really good day mate. I'll see you in a minute. You've worked hard today.
Thank you.
What are you learning?
Probably pro clubs and started chatting with stream, we had some stuff.
Chatting with you, I've not fucking sat in on the chat yet.
Heady to learn Chassis Street, nice.
Chassis to life, always going back into the case.
That sounds sad, yeah.
That sounds sad.
Is he streaming on a black screen right now?
No, he's switched to mine.
So, Lucy with a five, I might have missed that. I've got a minute, Lucy, love.
Cheers.
Some thank you Lucy. Yes go on Lucy favorite of five. I appreciate that Lucy. Sorry I missed it love your fucking legend
Thank you very very much. Lucy. I appreciate that a lot
Fucking go on the gal. Thank you very much. Lucy Stacy loves being angry
Go Stacy you mad bitch. Thank you very much for the five love. I appreciate that stay said go on
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you Stacy
I appreciate that a lot. Thank you very much. Excuse me a mini two out of three months Alicia two out of five months
Finesse forever the 18 mate pair of three
What the fuck pair of three box classics? Thank you very much for the gifted mate jazz heartbeat forever the five
What just thank you very much for the five. I appreciate a heartbeat. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
You're fucking legend. Hey, thank you very much mate. Thank you. Thank you as well mate. Why are you spamming Liam is gone?
Why are we spamming Leem's gun? Who's Leem and where's he gone?
Shawna! Shawna where the five! Where the five! Shawna where the five! Go on Shawna!
I figure I've got a five. I appreciate that a lot love. Oh the Chelsea manager, yeah
Fez. Thank you very much I appreciate that a lot Shawna. Thank you fucking legend.
Yeah by the way we kind of fucking knew that was going to happen didn't we?
As soon as he got back at three and off bright and we all knew he was going to get the sack
it was a matter of when, if we're being honest. Let's have a look here.
Tyler Joe, Tyler Joe, Tyler Joe, Steve Boc, classic Steve Boc.
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you
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you
you
you
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you
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Why are we all spamming bananas really with right turn that down flip your screen probably
a long screen. That's the ice cream perfect.
Right, where is...
Is it a Wiley on?
Oh, hello!
Go on Mason, you mad cunt. Thank you very much, Mason.
Go on the boy, 5 out of 5 mate. I appreciate that a lot, Mason. Thank you, mate.
Go on the boy. Thank you very much, Mason. You're a fucking legend.
Chaz will be here in a minute. Chaz will be here in a minute, chat.
I can't hear what's going on down there. What's Luke's reception like in there? I bet they
don't like him. Look, they swapped his darts. There we go.
Oh, there it is, yeah, of course it is, they hate you when you do God's...
That ain't it, oh there we go, someone who's never met him without judging.
There we go.
Right, Jinx and Geogasa, so without that.
I think a lot of people chat will be at side cards.
Do you know what I mean?
Yes, I've already messed these expressions.
Expressions is down.
Aaron's down.
There's three.
We can't play clubs with three.
Ya'ameen.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm going to be a little bit
sad.
Are you?
There we go.
Get on the deck. Brilliant.
Oh.
Yeah, nice for three. Captain
on the burns. Go on the boy.
very very much mate Danny Chivitie was well man thank you bro appreciate it a lot mate thank you mate
there we go Claire
go on underpants thank you bro um
i mean
I mean, I'd say
There we go
Go on Arun, thank you very much mate, I appreciate that a lot, thank you very much Arun, thank
you bro, I appreciate a five gifted again mate, thank you
Yes Roy, you okay mate, there you go, right, or you got Roy, stop me now, he starts
you're doing me heading you got Roy you've got Roy Tobit X me pie Aaron
I don't think it beats him. I
messaged him. Are you down far
close? I've messaged him. Ben
with a five in world. Go on, Ben.
Thank you very, very much, mate.
I appreciate it. Thank you for
the five, bro. Go on the boy.
Thank you very much, mate.
Fucking legend. Thank you, bro.
Chazza Illbound Cards. I found love in a hopeless.
What the fuck?
Oh I'm gone, yeah that'll be good.
Oh, I'll look at it later.
Right, we're just waiting on replies now.
We're waiting on replies chat, that's the main thing.
There we go. Taze, J and those black bros, even aware of what's going on right now.
He wants it. We might as well get it done, chap.
Chaz is rather quiet. I was probably thinking he's not here, mate.
That's the big hit in the end.
Do you have a few years ago? They were Jordan Pinsons.
I have them.
Yeah, no worries, Martins. If you got that last one, mate,
I can send it over to you now, mate.
Do you have other promises on different delays?
He says you're streaming with him.
Yeah, it's because he's going to get to the FF, that's why.
Yeah, but there's different delays there.
I think when I say something, go watch on phones,
there's a bigger delay than on computer.
I think Chad was outside chat. Hello?
Cool, I'll see you in a sec.
Oh, here we go.
Let's see what Chadder says there.
Rob, I trust you, one thousand won, give away.
Right.
Oh, Lytler's got to win this.
Thank you, we're first to finish.
Captain on the perms for the five again.
Gordon Capitano, thank you very much mate.
God darts from Littler.
Oh my God, this is gonna go to the wire.
Who's gonna know that?
Wait, Littlin.
Oh, thank you, he's got the darts lit.
Littler has to check out 90.
He's got it in double 15.
Come on!
Come on!
Go on, Edgar Davids, 3 out of 5, mate!
Go on, Edgar Davids, thank you very much, mate.
Come on, thank you, Edgar.
Right, Luke, hey, Lytla's got the throw.
Come on, Luke!
He's averaging back up to 101 now.
Bro! Van Gogh is averaging 108.
Oh my god. Oh, we might have let van Geerwin in here
He might have left van Geerwin in here as he tries to fill it up. Oh one for
Little needs trebles can't find them advantage van Geerwin at the minute
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Just smell like like just dog
Good luck scratchy with them. They all scratch and sniff
Why these actually pretty cool
By the way that he's definitely getting put on ginger we get on
Fuck off you can smell Fiona
How weird's that?
Not bad, but it's very chemical, yeah?
You know, I can just sniff it on his armpit.
I haven't got updated. Especially after the scratches on PSA1 that now.
Right, 16, all you've got on the scene.
Ha ha ha!
Where the fuck do you pull these off?
Yeah, no, I've still got it below.
I'm going to one-pound start.
I'm going to one-pound start it and see how far it goes.
It's surely going to fly that.
Right, is this Gingis?
There we go.
Arun!
Five and a 10, mate!
We love you, Arun!
We do!
We love you, Arun!
We do!
We love you, Arun!
We do!
We love you, Arun!
We do
We love you
Thank you Chas mate
Thank you Chas mate
You fucking
Language is this a no swearing channel?
Ah thanks mate
No swearing channel fuck off
Come on
Severe hate watch
Ha ha ha ha
I see bits
Er
You used your coffee I thought I knew
What is going on?
Place has gone mad
How much? I was watching you do dumb rush yesterday
Why is there so many?
Ha ha ha ha
Where's the pepsi?
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
I
Full screen there we go come on
Yeah, I could have kept it and been a shit house, but I was actually I was actually a nice car
He fucking couldn't have kept it cuz we agreed that I was having a before is my arm mate. No, thank you
I don't know why Keith's saying this!
He's doing a business.
Go on, Pablo, chip it in out, mate!
Got him involved with TFF now!
Now I'm working for TFF!
Opening up!
This is going to be the circle!
Portuguese Danny, chip it in 28, mate!
I missed! Chip it in 27, Pablo, chip it in eight, mate!
Thick one, go on!
I know, I love this!
Oh, that – is that a thick one?
It is a thick one.
It is thick one!
Come on!
He's an X-Second from the right.
It is the big one.
Yeah.
Thick one, come on!
Oh, that could be a big one.
Right, we'll start with this one.
You got that?
You got that?
I can use that.
I had a barbecue go on mate, it was fucking unreal.
Barbecue was sick mate.
That's just nearly later.
Is he fucking dumb in?
I didn't even see it, thank fuck.
Here it is.
Lenny Yoro to 10.
Lenny Yoro to 10 on that.
That's huge.
Wow, that's a big one.
on the back wall. I'm going to do it. I got us one on one, Ben me.
All right, next.
All right, here we go, come on.
Yeah, no, no seven of ten. Oh Steve Bruce to ten to ten by the way good to ten to ten is not bad
Don't mind that
Right next
What's up eight eight
eight,
Louisa.
Eight to 15, Louisa, fuck it.
Ooh.
Let's go.
Come on, man, it's gotta pick up.
It's gotta pick up here.
All right, next.
15 of 20, montage moments.
Juan Matta, you won, won, won, won, won, won, won, won.
I don't mind that.
Come on, this is a big one.
This is a big one.
It is on card.
It's an on card thick one.
Come on, please.
Don't be kinchelskis.
Oh, five of five.
Is that Nemanja or Keen, I think?
Oh, my God, Nemanja.
Nemanja!
Nemanja!
He's got first to beat.
He'll fucking murder.
yeah
No money
That's actually class at the money class
Also, so they're off galore there don't mind that don't mind that
Now that was it Pessie
It would make you know the
What's it called, Richard?
Ah, go on, Tom.
Tom's in the chat, yes, Tom.
You good?
Yeah, he's got an interesting signature.
That's about thick, boys, or what?
Oh.
No, it's not.
That's a shame.
Huh?
Any more, go between Jake.
Go on, wood.
You all right, Jala?
I like it.
I think so.
Charlie Wood, wood.
So Charlie Wood, wood.
Here we go. No idea about making me wait.
Everyone's on 10.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, it's going to be right.
He sure they go fight to quit.
No one can want to ensure that.
Oh, oh, my God, I think actually is a one on one.
I bet actually is double the word.
He says I've been actually is I don't believe the word.
He says 25 again.
Well, with 25 Ryan gigs.
You're always honest. Charlie,
you just checked shit, mate. I think it actually should be doing it last, obviously. Not a one on that.
You just won't sleep. Montage moments to 15. It'll be Patrice. I love this game. Netflix FC.
If it is a one-on-one that will be unreal screams you guys. Yeah, probably could be
I'm afraid that one is a one-on-one. It is a gold frame and a lot of them are going for that
This is gold. It's going to be. Mattias Cunha. What an autograph that is
That's nice. Come on. It's not a one-on-one. Oh my god I think it is. I think it is.
No, it's the twinning Rolls-Royce from Ginger, I've been sent there!
I've been sent! You and about that!
Ah, full of the 101!
Ah, that was close.
It's on card though, it's not bad, is it? On card.
I think you would have known I was challenging it, I think you would have known.
By the way, do you think that's the worst box I've ever seen of United Play Show?
That was rough. That was really bad.
Sorry guys, I won't do that to any of you. I'll only do that to James. Sorry guys.
I won't do that to any of you guys.
I don't think you can put anything in the chat.
What a fucking ballon.
Hello.
Hello, mate.
How are you?
Right, what do you want to do now?
Yeah, the streamers get all the luck.
Oh, yeah, oh.
Cass, are you interested?
Charlie...
I couldn't, I couldn't literally just end the stream.
Got a final one.
Oh, really?
Nah.
I want to go on Final Host.
Aaron who's that now I'm not gonna do that he's a fucking prick that's what
he is what the fuck they're planning to do
I'm not 21!
I'm not 21!
I'm not 21!
Are you disabled?
Why would that matter?
It wouldn't.
Pick up the disabled.
There you go.
Alright, how many go on?
You are going to go on.
I don't want to see you ever again.
He's pissed me off.
You've pissed me off.
It's over. I actually don't want to see you again.
I
Know
I want you to follow that sir. You need to go over fucking windows
Right
Go on Joe, turn the phone on mate
I got fucking clear on a beef
What's this doing half leather and then they push us and then bang we throw the iron armor on in the cropped
Look at the old YouTube plaques and we're going to do so much damage because we've got a lot of life
I think
Minecraft probably ain't a problem. Oh, it's always a pie. Let's have a look and go what can we do?
Where's kid like I want to call it a new album out and bottom one was like
I can't remember.
Anyway.
Oh, Val and Gio, we're guessing with George.
Perfect.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, what?
Toby's hopping on, shit.
Oh, what are we gonna do?
No, what was your vote, George?
Oh, fuck.
To Val, hey, hey!
We love Val and Gio.
We love Val and Gio.
We love Val and Gio.
We love Val and Gio.
We love Val and Gio.
We love Val and Gio.
They are insecure
Don't know what for
Just turning reds when you walk through the door
Don't need makeup
To cover up
I love to tell me as well
That your eye is enough
Everyone else in the room can see it
Everyone else in the room can see it
Oh, I mean like
Baby you light up my world like nobody else
you flip your head gets me overwhelmed
oh oh my team bucket hey team and season messes out boots are on I'm getting
discard me Aaron mate if you got a jump in now. Right I'm on discard bro. Mod rich, messy.
You don't know you're beautiful.
Is it Johnny Cleaton the final again? Oh my god bros it's a unique fall. Too fair he's
always been good in the prem Johnny Cleaton. I can't lie.
You're right. Yes, Sarah. You're okay, mate.
Fuck me. I'm going to be chatting GPT. I think I'm talking to it. Yeah, go on. I'm all good, mate.
Yeah, I'm very, very good. Thank you, mate. Have you been up to anything interesting?
Just been watching the darts, mate. Just been chilling watching that.
Have you still got a hand now?
No, I've turned it off. I'm going to put it on my other monitor now, actually.
We've got tonight. We've got Johnny Clay. Oh, tonight. Sorry.
He's going to be quick if he's playing close.
We've got a Toby's coming on. Pies coming on. I am on. You're on.
Expressions is coming on. And then I think there's one more.
I can't remember who. I mean, that's, that's Bates.
Still waiting for replies from Bates.
He had a good B for ringing him.
Oh yeah, right.
You are based out of going for a ring in his in bed
He coming match up the next day and said you fucking bastard ringing me at that time
Fair play. I mean he's not kids any
Yeah, yeah, I give him that yeah, but still come on mate. I mean if clubs need the clubs should be priority
I mean this one don't mean as much to him as the girth used to me. I think he'd go up for that. I
Great wait. What the fuck is mongolian chicken?
I've never had that
What
You getting it were you ordering from no I asked my mate what he had to eat and he said Mongolian chicken and egg fried rice
Sounds alright to be fair. It does sound decent. I don't know what it is, but it sounds alright
You sound a bit odd to be honest. It's chicken from Mongolia mate. Cheers, thanks Pie, thanks mate.
I thought we said a confused sulphur.
I'm pretty sure Mongolia's got nothing near it. I think it's like in the middle of fucking Noah.
Is it just chicken from Mongolia?
It's very weird this fuck all her under he said that chill chill chill do
There's fuck all where I'm going in this fuck all her why have you been
No fucking absolute people go on blocks and blocks I was looking for you all right
go on bro right that's not right oh fuck off chazza you had a day off today oh my god
even god so what I guess it is but I don't know nice you had to go wrong you
what? Well I'm playing. Well you're playing on the fucking bench mate.
Wow we made it to the bench! Yes! That's an improvement from last week. No you're just
not playing. Huh? You're not playing. Is that actually common thing? Yeah I don't want to play anyway.
I'll let you go anyway. You're alright Aaron. Oh I'll let you know. You're alright mate.
Wait just your tomorrow
Feel free to continue free free. Yeah, I'm gonna need you
Well, yeah
What was that sir?
I got my trim now son. Oh
All right. I'm good. I'm looking up
What trim that go for? Oh, no, no, no
Every time I go for a trim I normally go for like a
medium skim feed now I've got a low taper feed shout out Ninja and in the
cameras got our cups no I didn't join this one of that shit as well
I hope there's any shit coming from my mouth
cheers mate
yeah that does oh like me myself
Bang. Oh, you're at X. X is here. Yes, X. Yeah, X. We've got a bit of an echo and we can't hear you, mate.
Go on, JP, with a 45-year fucking legend. Copper crotch. Any chance you could play it only up again? That was, that was actually an unreal game.
Yeah, but that, that, that wave's gone, though, JP.
Yeah, I mean that way it's done and expression needs to start his fucking mic out mate
And I don't have to order some food yeah, that Mongolian chicken my barbecue
Spurs going down yeah, they are hundred percent go on dream feathering I may I appreciate that brother. Thank you dream
Yeah, there is fuck all in Mongolia. It's all fields and deserts.
I actually kill up two little towns, that's it.
Guess I have to go round and try it sometime then we'll...
Got no word of making this chicken.
Mongolia, apparently.
I was the snooker, Aaron.
The snooker was good. I was shit.
I was going into it thinking I don't need to practice.
These lot want to play it.
Yeah.
But I got put with a fucking guy, right? He was world number two.
not disrespecting him, but he was world number 2 in fucking 1985.
He had fucking shacks.
You've got to put with Joe Perry, he only came off the fucking tour last year.
So really, you could argue you've been shafted?
Yeah, imagine you get put with a darts player that's been doing it in 1980s.
And someone else gets one that's just called it a day now.
Yeah, there's a big difference there, isn't there?
But I bet you got a little pretty penny for that one though, didn't you, mate?
I've got like 50 quid for that.
You know what a quid means nowadays, it means grand sale, I'm fucking glad you're doing well.
I'm not you.
They're not right though. Keep the wolf away from the door.
Oh fuck sake.
Oh my god another good card. I mean these aren't fucking good.
I just realised I can't even end the game.
It's a good life while we're playing this.
I'm going to be mad today.
Fucking whack it on Aaron.
Might as well get some fucking money on stream mate.
Might as well, didn't get none for snooker did I?
Oh, I'd come.
Nah, you didn't get much for snooker.
I hold to the barbecue today Aaron.
How did that go?
Fucking shambled.
What sort of food did you have?
We had steaks, we had burgers, we had sausages.
It was a fucking shambles.
How much of it was edible?
Zero if I'm honest. Is that an eight?
Who that's it? No one
That's the problem
You would actually to be fair
You don't know your beautiful
Weekend in it is it's a top of the table class we have to win
I know it's that team in it that beat you three two as was it? Yeah three two
Big big game and then I'm off to Japan straight after it. So I would love to get on that plane. I didn't want
Chesney
Yes, what are you saying? It's okay, mate
You telling me my boy you good. Yeah, I'm fucking great me mate. How are you?
Right, I'm sensational blah, I just got back from less Vegas mate, you know
Throwing ones like Roman Reigns blah, what's man talking about?
I'm telling you fam, it was sensational talking about fucking with that man telling me X 22 22
I said only my the only numbers are my row 42 and that's WrestleMania, bro
What's man talking about gas if we give a fuck about the Premier League now am I right?
No, no, no, you're not right because you're gonna say we care about the championship
You're gonna set me up like a gazebo blood. You think I don't know what time it is with you Jin's blood
I think I was born yesterday bro, what's the man talking about?
He saw it coming
Hey what do you call it?
Yeah I think so
Do you want to double check you got the right mic on though?
It sounds a bit shit quality
Oh does it?
Yeah
You better not be taking the piss
Nah nah I'm being serious about that
Alright one sec one sec
Like a good Zboe
Any better black?
Yeah that's bad
Ooh I dunno actually
Actually as long as it's the right money, I'm gonna get my plug it back in. Yeah
That's it. Yeah
How's that son?
Yeah, it's like it's just a lot of background noise. I don't know why oh
Is it yeah, like we can hear you
Oh
Oh shit! Now you know what it is, that's my bad. I've got OBS open, blad.
Sick. No worries, mate.
Ooh, that was mess double 11 there.
I think I'm gonna get some new boots, you know, I've had the same boots now for two seasons.
Yeah, to be fair, if you did want to get some new ones, I'm willing to get them for you if you want, mate. Captain, Captain Ardus.
Cheers. Have we got any deals, any brands that we have to use, or can we use anyone?
Yep.
So again any brands that we have to use like Nike I did also are we are coming up? Whatever no you can't whatever you want
Right. Yeah, we're sure if we're science anymore. Oh
That's not bad
What can you not still hear it now, it's a bit better to be fast sounds good that yeah, yeah
All right, so no more. I don't even know why it's coming through that
I
Assume he's worth fuck all
Tell me sure you have these pulses by the way in a minute
I'll tell you why fucking is put everyone out of fucking business. We go for a piss
Leave the room or go for a piss pack
Okay, okay, okay, I was wrestling and you're actually good
brother it was wavy man I'm not even gonna lie fan it was absolutely way I
fucking thought it was shy but I bet it was gonna be in there yeah now the second
the first night well I'm gonna lie the first night was dead blood I'm not gonna
lie but it's either second night the second night was cold second night was
cold store but I reckon I reckon the whole trip of Las Vegas and it's why
I'm gasping it's not just a wrestling yeah you know you get the full
experience in going Vegas and that yeah that's what I mean fam telling you bro
what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas like Cameron Diaz blood you know I'm
saying but it's what it is you don't have to say the brass we all know listen
hey listen well I don't know anything about that bloody none of that brass
club but you know I'm saying fam man don't pay for it but you get me I get
that for free man like Morgan Jennifer and all of them Riley Huey all of the
Freemans blood yo ex
Yo, don't take this in the wrong. I'm just joking. I asked our busted. What are you gonna say?
You even fucking said anything
No, no, I can hear you've even said anything. No, no, it's nothing. It's not about the interface. I'm just asking, right
No, what and I asked this orange. You can't play any card there, right?
What's Mongolian chicken?
What's what blood?
What's Mongolian chicken?
Yeah
What's Mongolian chicken?
Yeah
It wouldn't be a fucking racist thing asking X would it?
What's Mongolian chicken?
What's Mongolian chicken?
What do you mean it wouldn't be a race thing asking X?
Do you think I even know where Mongolia is?
What the fuck?
Mongolia?
They're not black in Mongolia
What the fuck? What the fuck is that guy doing with everything?
It's just below Russia, Mongolia.
Oh is it? So why the fuck's he asking me, man?
You have not made a fucking complaint.
What's man talking about?
He thought it was in Africa, that's why he's asked you, I'll say it again.
I reckon that's what he thought.
Man said Russia.
Yeah, it's just below Russia.
Fairly geogas, it's just below Russia.
There's a special car they drive in Mongolia.
It's a thing.
Now, Jinj, you're taking the piss, blood. What the hell has Russia got to do with me, blood?
Huh?
What has it got to do with me, blood?
No, no, no.
If Jinj was good there, he could have said Russia the championship, but I wouldn't say
that if I liked Tottenham, so...
Yeah, you do.
No, no, no, I'm just...
Why are you trying them, them, them, the mystery mysterious to me?
You think I didn't hear that, blood?
I know you're trying to get at me, pie.
Yeah, but I'm not, I like Spatman.
I was, mate, coming home the other day from Argo, all my mates were fucking giving
me shit in that fighting game.
I like Javi Simmons, he looked like he wanted to cry, he was in tears.
Right, sorry, sorry, sorry.
that's free shirts that's been taken off blood and we've only had two home wins
blood
these man are scrubs blood I don't want no scrubs like TLC fam
I'm telling you this right now Jinz bruh they take me down bro
win in United United bruh I'm managing bro I'm not even asking you Jinz
bruh I'm gonna show up blood
yeah I'm telling you I'm gonna show up and if you try and tell me
that I'm not managing the team then I'm gonna get Ed Sheeran with a co-mole
out of here and I'm gonna be in charge blood so does that sound hinge listen I
just want to go back to the original question what is Mongolia
I don't know why you're asking me you need to Google Maps where Montgolya is
blood yeah man are telling me that's in Russia blood yeah I don't see nothing
else blood you know them way there so that has got nothing to do with me blood
you know I mean nothing he's came in here I'm talking to them
Pie face stop telling me what I'm doing black. I am
The people in Mongolia will have never seen a black guy before
Oh, so brother
asking me
He thought it was in Africa
I'm not gonna lie a big man thing. You see when you ask me. I thought it was in Africa to you know
Absolutely fucking not that disgusting
that's disgusting brother it better be the fact that there's a rooster on the
Tottenham logo and nothing else but what's man talking about bruh I eat salmon too
blood do you know that I eat tuna brother I eat sushi blood why's man
bringing up chicken what's man took a ginger you're right guys I've seen size
what I'm going my boy go on the boy how are we doing man well I'm actually
just gonna go on the Google ask what is yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna do it as
It says Mongolian chicken is a popular Chinese American stir-fried dish featuring crispy
bite-sized chicken pieces carried in a sweet-savory dark sauce typically made from soy sauce,
brown sugar, ginger, and garlic.
It does look nice.
It must have got mixed with Mozambique.
Brother, I need a laptop merchant to come and set up my thing so I can go live in
that, blood.
I don't know how to make it.
That's Mongolian chicken chat.
Yeah, but this is crazy. No, just why have you got all the s apps, but I've got everything pie. Yeah, but I don't know
Yeah, how to you see when we're talking on I could go live normally when I'm playing FIFA
Yeah, but I don't know how to get the discord. I've added like a channel on my OBS for the discord chat. Yeah
but
You know it's so late in and I'm gonna do it next time we play I'll go live Lucy forever
I'm gonna tell you man that but yeah next time a hundred percent because Jinji even gave me warning blast
I knew was going live today, but I couldn't get everything set up. Yeah, I don't need to apologize mate
What time kickoff boys?
ASAP Rocky mate. Oh, actually. Oh
I'll have to play whenever but
Yeah, give me five minutes
Who else we got getting on Jinj?
We're waiting on Toby to get back.
Hey, Venley!
Thank you very much, mate. I appreciate a five then they thank you very much for the fiber
I appreciate it a lot man. Thank you should get a gap ton called it often about two play
clubs in a month here
Luke little is winning 5-0 and it's probably about to be game over if I'm honest let's
have a look
Oh, he pulled it back fair enough.
Is that a hat?
No, he's not.
He's not here.
Can't say stop telling me that I'm leading into that.
He can't even.
He was deafened.
Oh, yeah, I can hear you now.
What are you still going about this Mongolian chicken?
No, I wasn't, Vlad.
I asked how to char it even.
I don't want to hear about Mongolian chicken
for the rest of the stream, Vlad.
Right, OK.
Is that it?
Well, yeah, they had it with egg fried rice.
He did so
I'm fine blood
Was knocking at the door it wasn't post-code logic
Shut the fuck up!
I said to go!
Hey! Hey!
I wish J.K. someone get J.K.
We need J.K.
We need J.K. to come and control Jinx
Someone go and get J.K.
Jump as you can
Jump as you can
Don't get Adam's
That's always shouting
JINX BASTAR FUCKING BALL
I don't know what Awale is doing.
That's not Awale, that's the American brother.
Oh, Jesus.
Top on spring.
That's it.
Hey, ask him how he got on Monday, X.
That'll give you a little bit of a...
But I've already asked you how he got on on Monday,
but man, he's trying to tell me,
did he have a stinker or something?
No, no, no.
He's on about the time of the time,
not that one.
What is he speaking about, X?
about x no no no I'm speaking about what my face is speaking about
I'm speaking about 8 to 1. Oh shit. Oh my shits.
I told him big second half you're you're disgraced yourself no conceding keep it tight
minute in minute in they concede bro I swear my Unitedgate gave Arsenal that 8 to
blood and now what they've gone and given you a one ginge how does it feel
You get me fam, how does it feel?
You got put in a spliff by Nonny Madiwakey blood, on Compound V blood, you got a KSI,
you got put in a spliff by KSI, Kevin Steven Idris blood, you know them wait there.
The man didn't even take off his bandana fam, and you held eight blood, eight fam, that's
a buffet, you know them wait there's not ballers league, it's buffet league, bruh the
man picked up the ball like nine times out of his bet blood, like, like, Ginge what
happened bro?
You know I was on your team.
Listen, listen, I, I, I, I, I'd invited a few people there, right?
And I was, I was fucking, I was up for it.
I was like, oh yeah, that's, that's impressive.
They've come to see the team.
Yeah. I mean, I've got my mom in the crowd as well.
I've got Wayne Rooney down there.
I'm thinking, let's just fucking, yeah, let's put on a good fucking show.
Let's entertain. Four minutes in.
We're four and all down.
Oh my days taken to Asgard in four minutes, four and all down.
Chris Hemsworth FC, you man held the hammer.
You got the Jane Foster you got everything black the loving funder is Pete fan. I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, but it's alright cuz we we had a good ending with the night. So it's alright
What was that sorry you said you had a good ending to the night I just said was that in a strip club
Now I was just speaking to mother
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
You don't know Wazel like that, you can't make them jokes.
Well, you know, I hear a lot about him and his interest.
You know what, he gets up so many times to get the sack.
Oh, my face.
Oh, my face.
He's tired in a minute, right?
You can tell him.
Yeah, I know, yeah.
Oh.
I'll tell him, don't worry.
Hey, Roy, I better not hear silence in the lambs, bro, when he comes.
I want you to repeat that.
Come on, come on, come on, expression, you know what I'm saying, I'm telling, I'm telling.
Yeah, what you thought.
Wayne Rooney remember, I remember what you said about him, I want you to say it again,
black.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, expressions remind me when he turns up, yeah.
Yeah, no, definitely, bro.
Come on, Gene.
I'll be like, hey, hey, hey, Wayne Wanda.
My G's got something that he needs to say to you, fam.
You know what I mean?
No, I'd like him, no.
You wouldn't like him?
He's pretty public knowledge, no?
I don't really need to say that.
Nah, I hear it, still.
I don't know any of the terrorist stuff.
Nah, I had a couple of jokes about it back in the day and you didn't react once so I don't think you really liked it.
Brother, as long as he doesn't react like Wayne Bridge did to KSI, you know?
You get the sign about the Wayans, you get the bridge when having it, fam.
I'm telling you, I saw his face when KSI said that and I thought he was heading to the bridge.
I was going to say stop him, you get me? Life's precious, we cannot do this.
He embarrassed him, he was crazy.
Right, then I'm gonna speak to Jake for ya.
See if we can get him on. I don't think he'll...
Get Jakey in here, lad.
Oh my God, why is there so much green, man?
I'm coming for you and I'm going to hurt you first.
BAM.
Don't worry I'm still committed to the car there.
Oh my god have you fucked this up?
Hell yeah you fucked this up.
Nice one.
Little dickhead, you okay mate?
Yeah, I'm really gonna thank you, I was everyone else.
Alright, could be going a bit better to be honest.
Ooh, didn't you not enjoy the barbecues?
Sorry, there, um, there, but there is their box heads.
Oh, there's no box heads mate.
Oh, pepperoni pizza.
Yeah, what guy was package, sorry mate.
Yeah, I do that.
There you go mate, no problem.
Touch it, you don't touch it, you don't.
Erm, no, so I just...obviously...
Oh, he's not playing tonight.
You get this one. Off you go.
Oh, that's a really? He's not playing tonight.
He's not playing tonight.
There, what's up? Helped you?
What? I had some fimity.
Oh, right, OK, so...
Obviously, I'm leaving like that. Yeah.
So, erm, I thought I was coming down to let you know
when you finish it, cos I know you're not...
I know what I'm talking about. Yeah.
But we're doing it till we finish it, so...
All right, so you're going to sort of find a heaven then?
Yeah.
So you crack on me?
Right, well, I just thought I'd let you know that when you do finish it,
you're going to be playing croc.
Next week.
Yeah.
We're playing pro clubs.
Yeah, always.
So, can I just speak to you outside?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Is that all right, yeah?
Oh, you OK here?
Oh, you all right there?
Yeah.
Just, just, just, just shake if that's all right.
What's mine if yours, you know?
All that.
Just check, just check, it's over the other side.
He's on his phone now.
Perfect.
Just one second.
There's one minute, Alex, one minute.
What the fuck is going on?
You have a large man and we play pro clubs and have a fucking good time.
Man, if you've been in fucking Wendall,
I thought I'd build a princess house with fucking Legos.
Do you think I want to build a fucking princess house?
I'll go there right now. I mean, I'll go in there.
Tell her, I ain't building fucking shit.
It's time for a bit of fucking pro club with a lot.
I got it.
Go on, go on, go on.
Yeah, I'll go and tell them.
Go tell them.
Go tell them.
Hiya.
You all right?
Yeah.
So this one there, isn't it?
Yeah.
Jake else is new.
No, I'm sorry.
You're not sorry?
I'll show you the back of my hand.
I'll show you the back of my hand.
You're a fucking joke!
Fuck!
Who said that they don't know Christina Aguilera? Who's that?
Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy. Roy, you're high bloods.
I'm a youngster, I'm a youngster, I don't know these people.
Brother, you know every handbag that Calvin Lewin carries to the ground, yeah?
Every handbag and backless loaf of that you wear.
But you don't know... Now big man, what do you mean?
He's got a handbag.
Jakey, yeah.
Yes, he does.
The man's got a Chanel handbag, Vlad.
Not a man bag.
He's got a handbag, bro, he's a handbag.
She's got the tune with Pitbull.
This moment.
Pitbull, put respect on her name, Vlad.
You get me.
She's got some.
She's taking some magnesium.
Milk and magnesium.
No, not milk magnesium.
Water and magnesium.
Nutrition deeks.
What's in that blue packet mate?
It is some Nutrition Geeks,
Grysonite 3-in-1, Magnesium.
Is it a little pick me up?
It's a little pick me up, you could argue that.
Yeah, it's reduced tightness and fatigue.
It's a recyclable pouch, which is fantastic.
And it also muscle and nervous system
function outside as well.
So I have to give you the...
That's not a brand deal.
What are you doing with that Viagra?
We're then DMs in a reel, yeah?
Are you trying to get that certain
that you can perform that?
It's not Viagra, mate.
Have you ever taken that?
No, mate, I'm 24.
I don't want to be using Viagra
to have any fucking 50s.
I've had it spiked.
Man, like Viagra, that is Viagra.
I've had it a few times.
No, we got spiked.
No, we got, it got spiked.
We were in Weverspins on last weekend.
And so one of Weverspins,
one of those pubs that had the fucking thing on the wall,
one of the boys fucking slipped it in there
I went toilet have you never had it I just on purpose no it was accidental
What what what you what one of your bread?
Thank you very much for the fire drill. Sorry. I missed him
Sorry, I missed him mate. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. One of your bread drinks by face like your drink with Viagra
Yeah, that was like, when do we know?
No, but why?
I was coming in 19, it was like...
What did they gain from that?
No, but why did they gain about you having your third leg mad stiff?
Was there something else going on?
Did you catch this morning's shots?
We were on that hour, I think they just thought it was funny.
It was just giving you a round of applause.
It just helps to mend to M1 that you've got.
To be fair, I've known of people to do that to my mates.
That seems like it.
Wait, so how does Viagra work?
Sorry, Aaron.
Cough.
It just bit me.
What? You're the one who said it?
You're the one who said it?
You're a bit of a fucking leg up, don't you?
Yeah, it's like spunk.
So it's like having an energy drink for your dick?
Pretty much, yeah.
They do a thing called like spunk as well.
I like chewing them.
Just for fucking stop budding, if you just want to stop budding a bit.
Fucks sake.
Are you a stop bud?
It doesn't go down for hours.
It's gone wrong!
Thank you very much, mate.
What's going on? What's going on?
You've walked in there and you've bottled it.
Shut the door, shut the door, shut the door.
I fucking said to you, tell them how it is,
because it's going to play clubs and you've bottled it.
No, as soon as you walked out the room, you should have fucking heard me.
Do you know what I said?
Listen here, dumb bitch, I'm not playing with you,
or this kitty fucking shit.
I'm going to kick him out of the lax.
What the fuck?
Come on, so what do you say?
Oh no, no, play Princess for me, play Princess for me.
Play a princess for me, play a princess for me!
Full car.
Yeah, Ella?
Got drinks in her juice, just getting me a drink.
Yeah, I just got another drink.
Where the drinks, sir?
He's just got something to drink.
No, he's got you some water, he can drink.
He's got you chatting with Fred to get out.
He's got you chatting with Fred to get out.
So is he, hey, I'm pretty funky, he's buzzing to be getting on, he's buzzing.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I was, I was.
Oh, is it?
Oh, is it?
Picture.
I thought you had drinks in there, that's all, so good.
I'll go and check my room now.
No, Jack, what about what you were just saying?
What have you just said there?
Has he not, has he not said it?
So apparently when I went out,
he said to you,
Listener,
No, he said, he said that you,
listener, you dumb bitch, I'm not playing with all this kiddie shit.
I'm going playing with a kicker bat with a lance.
What a weird thing to fucking lie about.
No, you just said it.
What a weird thing to lie about.
What's wrong?
I'm gonna make that up, am I?
Why don't I call my own girlfriend and done, bitch?
What a weird thing to make up.
Did he say you wear the pants in the relationship?
Right.
So did he say that or not?
No, I didn't say that. I'm not to wear it.
I'm not to wear it.
See, but he admitted he said it.
I didn't say it.
I'm nervous.
No, I just didn't say that.
I'm a bit confused here.
You said it when you did it.
I came up here asking if he's got a drink, yeah.
Can we get the clip?
Can I see that clip, Chuck?
Yeah, Chuck, can we get the clip just so we can show her?
Because I'm pretty sure if it did happen, we can get the clip.
Mod, can we get the clip, please?
Get the clip done.
Right, come on.
I'm just waiting for the clip.
It will probably corrupt, but I just want to prove that you get the clip because you'll see that he's just made it all up
But should probably go and play some Lego somewhere. Oh, see you do a play like that
I'm just getting a little bit confused. What's going on? I'm confused like you said. Yeah, I'm sorry man. I'm not going on
I'm doing like oh well. I just couldn't get a drink
That's what I said
Do you have rad jerks in this room?
No, really.
Yes, he has.
I mean, on the odd occasion, when I first moved to,
I used a TNT mini fridge.
Yeah, clearly to get off the map.
I don't like this clip going, so we better get out of there.
No one's got it.
There's no way.
There's no fucking way.
James, A.I. is fucked.
A.I. is fucked.
If someone did an A.I. to feed clip,
that's not home.
Imagine they actually have.
It's the ones they are to feed, clip, that's not all.
Right, come on, they've clearly not got that, come on.
Well if you want, yeah, you just go and carry on, and then if I get it, I can come and show you.
I would like to see that.
Yeah, that's a really weird thing that you've lied about there, isn't it?
Yeah, I've got it, I did. I made it up.
I just wanted to play clubs, I'm sorry about that.
I shouldn't lie about things.
Sorry.
Right, let's go into this drink.
It's annoying that, because Jane, I just came over here.
I took the piss, I'm sorry.
I've made up, I just want them to play clubs.
Yeah, so, I'm sorry.
Come on.
Yes, my little princess, yeah.
What the fuck?
We have it, where the fuck is it then?
Any chance of being a little bit fucking quicker, chat?
What my pain is for?
Honestly.
Come on, man, let's get it in quicker.
Has anyone got the link?
I'll scream a corner and post it on TikTok.
No, that doesn't help us at the minute.
Lee! Let's get the clip, mate!
I can't believe this. You've made me look like a fucking dick.
You've made me look like an absolute fucking dick.
Where's my candle?
Where the hell am I?
Where's my little end-amount thing?
See, I've lost that as well now.
Post-Avon, I can't post-Avon until it's out, until the stream's done.
I don't like grasses, you're a fucking weirdo, you mate.
Oh, I don't like grasses, it's a fucking joke.
Right, fuck off, move on.
You took the piss for that one.
Oh my...
You're a fucking knobhead, you're a fucking knob.
You're an absolute fucking dick.
It's not even funny. What a fucking knob-head.
Honestly, I could have been anything you chose if fucking...
Take the piss, you lot. Take the fucking piss.
Come on, man. Who was it?
Who was it?
Yeah, I bet you can clip that one, can't you?
Oh!
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
You're much cheaper than that.
Right, I wouldn't mind sub-way that's got, like, a little, at least that, you know,
a little bit of fucking...
a little bit of a man
Yeah, I why wait I actually bought some dead cute small little enderman and then they opened it and fucking
If if my whole setup setting up like it's all patterned up for streaming. Yeah, yeah
What how like obviously because I'm not playing on the PlayStation. How are you not gonna hear me?
I don't feel alive in it. No, you gotta be on your desktop
Oh
So that's all I had to do now don't don't agree James blood don't don't do that. No, I said do you get it?
No, I get it, but don't do that blood
We has it. What?
Fam brother you for me when I was at the gym telling me about we're playing pro clubs in that
Yeah, you're at home playing with yourself blood whenever I'm not mate
I've got me in the team Ryan the team Aaron's on the bench. Pies not here. You're not here
I'm here waiting for you, but I'm in the team.
I'm busy doing other stuff.
No, it's alright. I'm just trying to look for the enderman.
A clip. Tell me the clip.
The enderman, I have it.
What's he looking for?
You've about to fucking love the enderman as well. That's why I've got it.
The enderman.
I thought he said he's looking for a handyman without a H,
because he's man-toonie and blad.
I thought he said an handyman.
I didn't even hear what he said, Black.
I got a fairly minor thing.
I ain't got a clue what's going on, Black.
Hey, anyone locked into his stream, Black? What is he doing?
Munching a boat.
I don't even know what munching means, Black.
I must be messing with you, I'll have to get you another one, he's pinned!
Do you have to stop doing buffering when you travel pie or are you happy to like, have a communal?
Why? Why are you asking that?
It fucking is!
I'll have to get you a different one, another one real, it's fucking, someone's fucking through it away.
I've got it. I've got it. I've got it here. I've got it.
Go on, man, gee, what's he said?
Hello, do you remember A.I. getting out of Anny's day?
A.I. was doing the mad thing.
Would you admit that I was taking Avis?
That isn't it.
And would you admit that's me?
That's you.
And would you admit this is in the room?
My face looks a bit...
Sugar, sugar, sugar.
How the fuck are you sexy, eh?
Tell me what it is.
It's going to play a touching role.
Nah, it's usually what's at room.
You should have fucking heard what I said.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
I said, hey, don't bitch.
I'm not, I'm not.
I'm not.
You should. I'm going to kick you up the last.
Come on! Come on!
So what do you say? What do you say?
Oh no! Blip me, slip me, blip me, slip me!
Oh come on.
No, is that AI is it?
Do I? I think it's mad yet, right? Why do you think it's so, so long for me to get a clip?
Right, so I don't, Jane, I, like, I get it, you always play close with you, yeah?
Yeah?
But AI in your own fantasy is jaming weird me.
You.
No Jordan it is yet, so we'll try and out this new thing where we like AI some of our content
That's not any matter
It is, it is look, look at the way I move, I don't move like that
I think you want that room, you sure?
The bit for me is this bit
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
What, I'm just asking what he said and he said, this is what he called you
Is it a dumb bitch, I'm not sure
Is it one more time? One more time, just to clarify
Is it a dumb bitch, I'm not sure
So, is it definitely saying dumb?
Hang on, play it again.
The end was in a dumb bitch, I'm not.
I've got this dumb itch.
No, because I've shown you that reaction now, I've got this dumb itch.
You've not got a right.
It is, because you said, oh, are you hopping on clubs?
Then I went, oh, I see you want to screw me.
And I didn't pay that.
I didn't pay that.
I didn't say that.
I said, what did you say?
And I said I've got this dumb itch as soon as he walks out of the room because you know me, I've got this really weird itch at the minute, and you just won't, you won't, you won't, you go with it.
X me probably.
Well what about this bit then?
I'm not, I'm not playing. I'm gonna have to kick him out with the lads.
Good boy!
I'm gonna kick him out with the lads.
Yeah, tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
You can't kick him out in real life.
No, we can't kick him out with that football with your tomorrow.
you can't kick a ball up in the nicky drums yet. What about this bit as well?
Come on, come on, so what's he saying, what's he saying?
Oh no, Princess, what's he saying?
I don't know song like that.
No, and you wouldn't say play princess with me.
We're not definitely talking about Ella.
Oh, so there's another girl.
Oh, so there's another girl.
So you're making...
So you're going to chase her now.
Oh God.
Only on the weekend?
Yeah.
I'd say it's the little way thing, yeah, right.
I've been in a relationship with Bella for five years yet and you're now trying to tear it down just for your mishogun cup.
Oh, because you're my house's next door.
I've never seen a house full of this person like that, so.
Like, the Japanese are really not showing chat of the video because you know what they are.
No, that is the video.
No, it's not.
No, it is.
It's not.
You can look at the way I move, I don't move like that.
That's also the exact lovin' you're wearing today.
That's crazy.
Oh, well done.
I'll have a son all day.
I've actually seen a blue shirt somewhere before.
No, I didn't put a little wet in that white t-shirt, fine.
You should see it, yeah? We've got this new thing called...
That's not changed the subject.
Yeah, that's not changed the subject.
What have you got to say to her?
I've got a quality, please.
It's not real.
It's not... I'm telling you, it's not real.
Prove to me, it's real.
I think I've seen her not prove.
And I don't know what... I don't know if it's my control.
Other than what you've said.
Well, I've got this dumb edge, I'll dare I have an itchy body, I don't know what you're saying.
Want a first taste of the rash?
Yeah, where's the rash?
Where's the rash?
That's your hairy mow, your scruffy cunt, you know.
You disgusting, vile human being.
How do you actually put up with that?
I don't.
Yeah, but surely you've got to intervene here and just say shave it.
shave it. Now I know why he's been together for five years. Get out. Get out please. Get
out. Are you going mate? Have a good one, yeah? Thank you for today. It's quite cute.
A fucking baby Labrador is cute a fucking I mean your partner can be cute
Your fucking hair em all on your partner's shoulder. He's not cute. Oh
Mate are we fucking ready now or what been waiting for fucking ages?
You what?
you can't hear him. Oh yeah. Why can't you hear him?
Speak for a second. There we go. Yeah. We're ready mate.
Good bye. Good bye. Get him in the team. I know you're doing that.
You've got engines and dragons. Fucking John.
That's what I'm saying. He's doing that.
Dungeons and Dragons lad. That's what I'm saying bro. I don't know what he's
doing fam. You know what they're doing fucking strange things.
I'm thinking of the wrong gear
Right up. I don't know. He just said he's going off to do dungeons of dragons some
swords and that
I mean, that's it
Foxy
You have to try expression. You might like it
Nah, bro. I'm not trying any after he said that his brethren spike him with a viagra
You get me and he wasn't I did he partied. I'm not trying anything that bag wants to try less of that blood
That's not for me bad
Imagine pie face
Oh my god, check look at this poster that we just tested on AI. I'm mad that
Veterans pie me an accent. I was exactly what's going on
It's actually mental AI is Jailer took so many cups. It's very weird. What's that? What?
That's sick, lad
Out of a job. There's the whole team on that poster
No, it's not Toby will be home in about 10 20 minutes so we can play one game and then it's good to go
Yeah, get big fire get him in his fucking dungeon and dragon. He's not a dungeon then dragon surely
He is bro. No, he can't be
I don't even know what that is. That's the first time I heard of it
What the jizz and dragons?
Yeah, I just feel more alive after these magnesium
It can't be a brand deal like that. They've not
It's not it's not. It's not. Yeah. We'll be waiting for you, mate.
What company is it?
Jack, Tivoli, other months mate. Thank you.
Go on Jack. Thank you, bro. Hey, Simmy, Tivoli, Tray, Simmons as well.
Thank you very much, mate. Baker, cover the 30 months as well.
I appreciate it. I love Baker. Thank you.
It's older than X. What is magnesium?
Fuck you on about oh, yeah, let's get more with to me. Should I go CDM Aaron and Payton Center mid? Yeah
Sick for the price of a man off at 999 90 if you can catch walls
Well, I'm only 77
I wonder why you don't say too much water. I've not got my odd tongue gifted yet. In
the top right you can do that mate. You can buy the others. I can't think of a canal.
Hey Kermal, I'm chipping away mate. I thought we were in. No, it would have reset about
Now so you go to my pro, I think it's archetype and then it's in consumables, I think that's
where I add it originally and then it gives you like AXP to level up.
Hey Dad, do you like some of that fucking interesting thing to say?
It'll get you up to like level 60.
I'll swear down. Wait, wait, and what are consumables? Yeah.
Yeah, go to consumables and have you got like, uh,
I've got like these two. I've got like these silver dogpags,
blood. I don't know what they are.
Yeah, it should have some that will like boost you up to, uh, the next level.
Okay. So you know more, more, more, more,
10 matches. I've got a question for you. And pie from Stuart.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I spy if he's ever seen his dick
If I bend over in the shower I can
No, no, I saw it the other day it was absolutely run between his mum's fucking
She's like, my son, he's a right cunt.
I carried him for nine months.
All he does is waste his life on Twitch,
they're attention seeking Pino.
I'm talking to like, tell him, Pino.
Is this, is this some called Jakey's day?
What do you say?
Is that a voodoo?
How's man gonna write in the chat,
you need a sat-nav to see your penis, Pino?
That's not a voodoo.
That's what I'm saying, you should get this man out of there.
Yeah, it's not much going on, but, you know.
It's there, I know.
Crazy.
Are we good to go?
Go, let's search.
I have my job here.
I feel like this is the royal style.
It's what you used to want now.
They see what?
It is.
It wasn't me.
GeoGuessor.
GeoGuessor is a good game.
Well, there we go.
What is the plan?
What was you doing in that game?
You play against people online.
play against people online it puts you in a random country and you got to work out
where you are okay it's fun you see a sign for mongolian chicken no you know
we're back on mongolian chicken now it's a sign type of Google car why are we
still talking about that
yeah you might have just you know I've got one here please tell me you love
heard of Mongolian chicken from the Chinese is it normally served in in
Chinese okay okay far as you said in an Asian an Asian delicacy yeah does that
mean I can maybe try it when I go Japan yeah but I don't know maybe I'd have
I'm a veg sushi.
Sushi is fucking great.
Oh my days, my thing is lagging bro.
Yeah, mine's a little bit.
I've got those wifi, what is this?
I love sushi.
Oh, look it, look it.
No, it's not racist because it's an Asian delicacy.
Japan is in Asia, you're moron.
I'm looking for a very decisive.
What's, what's, what are they?
It's because you said...
What is it you're doing in Japan?
I don't know, can you understand?
There's a lot of things more than anything.
You're gonna stand out.
Don't pass me the ball. Don't pass me the ball. One second.
That's perfect.
We'd rather not.
Straight in, straight in.
Nice. Love that.
Well done. Well done.
Oh, fucking Alex.
Tokyo.
What's a good gift to get from, from, from, uh...
Fuck off!
I'm just being a center of horror scenes and you should be a center back where you can buy new nikkaz out of.
You what?
You use nikkaz out of vending machines in Japan.
Oh.
Shut the fuck up.
Used underwear from a vending machine in Japan.
Yeah, yep, yep.
That is outrageous.
You can get a fridge magnet or whatever.
Yeah, just...
Oh you can just magnet that through your fridge.
Sorry, sorry.
Yeah, I'm gonna win. How do you know that, Aaron? You haven't been to Japan?
No, I've not, but I've seen that on Mosh Tag's video, actually.
So you could play them, not fucking me.
So I probably would have.
I might, you know, I might restart it.
Yeah, if you need to restart it, mate, you can do it.
Yeah, because that's saying, unstable, a man ain't playing like this
for everyone to be shouting at me, but trying to get me out of here, bro.
Nice.
Swing out, swing out!
Oh, what a save. I'm lucky, I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
Oh, yeah, Pokemon.
Pokemon.
Pokemon.
That's Japanese in it, Pokemon.
Er, yeah, I think it is, yeah.
You do like your cards, don't you?
Yeah, not fucking Pokemon. I'm not a virgin, mate.
They like Samsung, aren't ya?
What? I do. I love Samsung.
Oh, James, you've got my phone as well.
Yeah, I know.
I'm going to return it on Sunday, I reckon.
I reckon you'll have your phone back on Sunday.
Yeah.
Yeah. Go on. It's it. Fuck off. I love you. Fuck.
Think Sunday you'll have your phone back. I think I'll have mine as well.
Well, I've got mine now. I've got mine now, sir. Sunday.
Yeah, if I were to say, like, hey, Gemini or whatever, it would react, wouldn't it?
Yeah.
Think Gemini's off shift on Sunday.
nice line
piss off
line
now i'm talking about this with
it's free for a point seven mbps is that good blood
that's pretty good for a megabytes yes not too bad
good enough to play this okay so why is it bugging out them from
what are you streaming are you just talking
on your playstation ice-cream and actually
you can't even walk into your playstation
Change that top really suits you. No, I appreciate it, I thank you.
Here we go.
There we go.
It's just a warm-up game, this boys.
It's a warm-up game.
It'd be on you, ah.
But behind you, if you want to...
Oh, I've got to get that.
Oh, I feel lucky.
I tried to see you off, but I'm fucking...
Hey, Valor, favourite of the 2060s.
See, she had a private car and she had a 19, mate.
Well, you've not had a good corner to take a once, have you?
Nah. Yeah, mate, if you want...
Go on, Pa.
Oh, that's better.
Oh, it's a five foot six hundred that post I was expressing myself
Oh fucking I must offer
Yeah, it's absolutely awful
I know if I say but actually might need you mate
Yeah, I just got some more points for I'm gonna put those on right now. I can't believe it
Switch it beautiful
I'm moving into it, now, now, now, now!
Oh! Oh, I like the idea.
Sorry, he done well there. Sorry.
Chazzy, do you still with TFF? Surely not.
Go on.
I'm here. Nice.
Fuck it, I'll get him up, senior.
I'm in there. With a bit of space!
Oh, look here.
Nice, nice.
That's a fucking try.
I can't still be there. Nice.
Nice.
Oh, look at that.
Drag him away.
Oh, it's nice.
It used to be his cam build.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell, Mustaf.
It's just bouncing off our end there so far.
Nice, Pine. Oh, beautiful.
I can run Aaron!
No, no, no, no, no!
RUN!
Aw fuck you now!
Fuck!
I need chance to air line though!
Yeah, yeah, set of axe for me, I reckon.
Yeah, agreed.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm gonna hit you on the pie.
Fuck you.
Too much, too much, it's supposed to be so.
He's a nice couple of touches here, but he's getting going though.
Nice, nice, well done Aaron, well done.
Sorry about that, mate.
I also think he's a lot of people that start fucking stop like that.
Man, you got left, nice.
We'll have a ball, we'll have a ball, we'll have a ball.
Go on, Quingy, go on.
Chats still connected, because Aaron Chudler worked me to.
By the way, an hour and a half chat was 11 o'clock.
It's been over that now, he's nearly two hours.
Yep.
We can get some football matches,
while apparently Aaron hasn't gained a lot.
Nice.
Yeah.
Well, work it, go on.
You'd watch me and Piefer to broad, wouldn't you, James?
I would, yeah.
He up.
Oh
Tried
It's all right. It's all right. All right, shift off that. Terrible half. Go on, Harry. You okay, mate?
We're really coming together, you know.
Wait, so we've got... What's the score, Blaine? It sounds like you've got...
Yeah, it's 2-0, 2-0.
2-0, it's 2-0.
Do you want, Blaine? You're winning 2-0, yeah?
Yeah, that palatial, too.
No, that's going to be 2-0.
No, I can't lie it actually is I want to buy much more of it. I can't lie
Yeah, I could like patches and stuff at least about everyone you had a chance at like the one-on-one
exactly
I'm taking formation kids fucking not working
Put me in put me in camp. I am on one game. I'll try and make some stuff happen little fall two three one
I trust you in there. me and Roy sleeping up we'll get a 4-3 attack.
and then Turbie can...
well we play a 4-3 attack.
but kind of boys here we go.
yeah no no you can stand mid-foot Roy because Axx and Toby will play winged so...
yeah but Ty I'm just not comfortable in the middle you know.
I prefer 18 someone in the middle.
sorry about that because you're fan of me there.
to play football. That's what I'm doing. A backline of four
nights. The camp builders out. The camp builders out. Come on
play. I need a run. I need a run. Give him back. That's nice.
Oh my god. Hold the fuck. What a save. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Come on. Good delivery. I'm gonna peel and then I
look up swing it. Come on. Oh my god. Fuck me. I'll do it.
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
What's the- oh, shit.
Yeah, I am.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Get off me.
Great defending.
I'm out of it, I'm out of it, Cal.
Don't need to rush it, but we counter.
One again.
If you want to bulk in for one.
Oh, I would have.
Oh, that's a lot of game.
Press, press.
He's right wing AI, isn't it?
Fuck, yeah.
Toby's texting it, I'm looking for this game.
Nice, right.
What the fuck is that cheeky press him though? That's where we're going
Why is the center back standing up from?
Nice well in on all bonds well in you
Oh, I try and change it around trying to change it around
It's put you said about Royce you stay there, but yeah, right or left, right?
Nice. Twitch if you need. Give you an option out here.
You can win this, boys. Come on. Line.
Yeah, Aaron, I'll take a ball. Love that.
If you want to ball inside.
Five, send you a second, Ginge. There you go.
Offside pipe. Is he?
Fuck it now.
Well, I was passing to you, it just locked on to...
You're the any, right? Yeah.
Remember, X has got a good pro out there, though, with the...
Yeah, yeah.
Love that.
Come on if you need one then pie
Yeah
Man that we haven't scored is fucking always having a blender here
Well kept up, but they didn't they didn't actually change the game for me
Fuck
Now this is not a criminal game
goal in my no it's not a free-nil game we have we've fired them really inside now
gents one more pie yeah we're still in this area so we just got to see a goal
back quick yeah we can this we have been all over them to be honest right we're
gonna make the run inside in out I'll cut back look
nice cut back oh fuck off gotta win it gotta win it gotta win it so lucky
The tree is a warm-up game, innit?
Nah, it's not over yet, this.
We're doing a Dackham race. It's not done.
We've had that before. We've had that before. We know it ended.
I actually feel for you about that, Jim.
That was...
Feel for me about what?
You defeat. That was rough. I like your team.
I actually...
You're about balls.
Yeah, I like it.
I like that.
Nah, you've got a backfirm. Nah, that's neat.
Yeah, but now we've got we've got pulled apart because they didn't stick to the game plan
That's just what happens is what it is. It's all part of the game
I'll try. I've been it deep
Fucking useless
I'm wide right. I'm wide right
Fucking useless
I think they
Now second game we won't be we've actually played well Eric. Yeah, we have
I'm pretty sure they've had four shots since good, good trim.
Big save.
Nice.
That was on look, go left, go left.
Right, I'll level that now.
You're on, you're on, you're on.
Yeah.
I'll come short.
Fnesta.
Oh, go on, hurry!
Get them all, get them all, get them all, get them all, get them all, get them all, get them all, get them all.
There's one back, there's one back.
Come on, here we fucking go.
of them older
So again go again go again go before the 85th and we get some
I
Think you can if you're in any inside that Aaron right James now I'm on me where
Fuck off it's too two more chances in this
I'm just going to try and big send.
Don't mind that.
I'm trying to click on.
Oh, look at, oh look at, you've got ten minutes, there's two more chances in this, has to be.
Don't mind that. I'll try and flick on.
Oh!
I'm not careful.
I'm not careful.
You've got 10 minutes.
There's two more chances in this.
It has to be.
I'll catch it in.
If you want to pass, we're short.
Yep, yep, yep.
I'll wide.
I'm going to make my way in.
It's ready to go.
Lump it.
Just lump it in.
Oh, my God.
I'm fucking on to her.
Yeah, I'm going to throw you.
I'll try and win that.
I've won it.
No.
I'm on the floor.
I'll try and win that.
I've won it.
On the floor.
One more out.
fucking plan
It's all right. We've got a time. We've got time
We've got it. We've got it. We've got it. We've got it
Just bite
Why no fuck nice game fucking game
Oh.
ROY, YOU FUCKING BELLEND!
I've tried to, I've tried to...
YOU FUCKING ARSLE!
I've tried to...
I'm gonna save any dignity, I'm gonna save any dignity and go down the middle.
I've tried to hurt him, at least I didn't get sent off.
Get off the stream, dickhead.
Oh, shit.
Hold me hands up, Mr Chance, give way, penalty.
I'll learn.
You cost us a game there, to be honest.
You cost us a game there.
I'm not sure...
Cost us a fucking game there.
No, I'm not gonna have that one.
Right now, you Diego Costas, blad, just saw it, that penalty, we're about to get back in the game, fam.
I've done a little leg with Sandra against Leeds, I've had an arm of that.
Can't believe it.
One pie.
Out wide.
Aww.
I feel what happened next game, we'll be back on it.
Yeah, definitely.
Well, centre half just so I was fucking killed with it.
Nice one, well done, Roy! Well done, Roy!
Well done, Roy! Well done!
FUCKING STUPID VELAND!
FUCKING VELAND!
FELLIN' GINGES!
YOU WASTED IT!
Nice one, Roy!
Straight down the middle, obviously!
ROOOOY!
Nice one, Adam!
Easy!
Exploiting the wide area!
No, it's definitely not my worst game.
Go on, finish!
It's not our worst game, you say?
No, my worst game since we started the club.
I'm the head of the last, you know.
That's right.
We need a 70s...
Expressions! Oh!
Bye, face!
Get it in!
Ah, I've tried to express myself.
I know, we're fucking battered in there.
Listen, we've got to get them. Everyone's getting a lob at it.
We know what we did wrong there. We put Roy in the middle.
Yeah, we put, yeah.
Whose idea were that, by the way?
You're right there
Me and you are up there Pie, we're still doing our job best we can
We try, I tried mate, I tried
We should play, are you playing at the back though, are you?
Oh yeah, back to the normal second round
3 is probably a bit more balanced ginger
If a Wally's getting on in the 10 and me and Pie behind him and Toby on the right, that's a fucking team
Ah, I'm not losing my fucking cam roll, am I?
Oh, I can just for a game which is fucking exciting
It's getting exciting after a game mate
Fucking hell, sorry Pie
Is a Wally here now?
Yeah
Oh
Fucking passing going on in this one
I told me something advice no, let me give it a listen. You had a decent you you had a good game there pipe. I'll say it
Thanks, mate. Thank you. Yeah, you did. Oh
One too many stepovers, but I liked it expressive and I had a few more in
Yes, that's what I control. That's some other skills. Have you got a roulette in you a little rainbow flick?
Yeah, let me go and add a couple of skill moves for the next game of if I'm in the car mall
Change it up slightly
Right, let's change this to a 4. What? 4, 2, 3, 1, yeah
Toby's fucking stuck in traffic
Toby's stuck in traffic, but it's alright. We've got a Wale coming on so he's decent
She's looking good today, I appreciate that. Thank you
Do you know?
Is my long team played today?
He's so fair
Hey, am I alright to jump on that? No, you're not better mate
If I got one minute
Course you have me course you have
I'll just stick with it.
No, you can if you really want to, but you can go fucking left back.
Let me just see if, I'm going to speak to Jay,
he can see if he's able to get any wiggle room.
I know Kim, obviously.
Why do you know Kim, obviously?
Because she's the main one.
Stop cheating!
Kendall.
You were cheating.
candle Chloe J. They're coming to me on anything on anything they would just
start coming to me okay there's one boy there is a boy Tom Jenna
Tom Jenna I don't know David Jenna no that's that's what I do no
I don't know why is it you've done this Ellie what the fuck is that you put up
that's right no it's not hello that's actually quite scary not coming out to
I didn't want to talk to him about that, I need to talk to him about obituary because we just opened the office here
Have you checked the group or not?
Erm, yeah I checked the group now
Off you go, I've got this
Oh shit really?
Well I'll come out now
Should we get this on camera just to look at the document as usual then?
Well now I know it's bullshit
No it's not, it is written about jazz, but it's written here
She's doing my fucking nutting.
Oh, chill out boys, chill out boys, who gives a fuck?
I want to be left by whipping balls and on to your red.
Oh fucking tell her then.
You know what I'm talking about?
You fucking tell her.
You thought it would just be a bitch all the time.
They fucking tell you what to do.
But all they're going to do is fucking thump.
You're a jaky fucking David.
I fucking tell her what she's doing.
No, you don't.
No, I don't.
No, you don't.
No.
Because that would be going back to the vaulties.
And we don't agree with that.
No, we don't.
You need to tell her.
Is it her date?
She's coming out, eh?
I feel like I've just saw someone run past the window.
Well the line just turned on anyway.
We'll see the valid belt for two days.
Yeah, I think.
Jesus do it, my fucking head in.
Sorry?
What's your name?
What do you mean?
Who's doing your edit?
We can sit down and out, play some laggol while we're talking, that's it.
Let's see this issue now.
I think we can help.
The issue?
Mm-hmm.
Well, the issue is...
Yeah?
...that people aren't communicating enough in the group.
So I just thought I'd pull Drake to that side and see what he's talking about.
Drake?
No, sorry.
Sorry, Jake. I thought I'd pull him to the side just to talk to him about it.
Yeah, it's really bad though.
Really, really bad.
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?
He's mental, isn't he?
We need to do something.
It's just what do we do?
We need to probably have a deeper chat, don't we?
Yeah.
Are you still alive?
Yeah.
I'm still alive as well.
What could we do to have a deeper chat?
Do you want to join me on Discord?
Just to see if we can chat through there.
Let me know in the comments.
Would you mind just to boggish you up?
They can't really stay there man.
What? They can't really stay there?
They can't really stay there.
No, we're not going to switch ingests.
So look at it.
Look at it.
Now, this is your fucking ingest and all that shit.
She's the fucking thing.
Okay, it's alright.
She knows that she doesn't fucking ingest and I'll talk to her.
What have you told her?
You've told her everything.
It's one time to go away with everything.
I tell you what, we'll smash the fucking legs.
We'll smash the fucking legs.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
No, no.
Let's just fucking, let's just fucking pick it up, Jake.
And let's just fucking launch it.
Why not?
She'll fucking end me.
She'll end, she'll finish me.
She'll lessen, won't she?
Once she gets back in here, I'll pick it up
and I'll just fucking mob it.
I don't give a fuck.
I know, I will.
As you can fucking have a number four
I'll stream as well.
I'll wait until it's live.
I'm just gonna go, yes, and drop it.
No, you'll never hear from me again.
You'll never hear from me again.
She'll fucking kick me.
She'll go, I dropped it, no?
I'll do it.
I'm fucking kidding, I'm on my god now.
Yes, I'll say it again, how nice this looks compared to the before.
You dropped that on the floor, how drop she is.
Drop it, I won't drop it, I know I won't drop it, I won't drop that.
That's a lot of hard work, I won't drop that.
I'll say it again, how nice it looks compared to the before, so it's good, it's good.
Beano's calling me upstairs.
He's calling me.
You've gone deep in there.
Flip! Transmit my singing again.
Turn it off! flip!
Get it off! Get it off!
Let's go.
F2 don't fall!
So I'm thinking yeah, these might not professional
You've changed your opinion, you haven't yet, nah.
Nah, hell no, wouldn't do that, but Jake is my boy.
I'm more of a Sidney Sweeney black.
Where is it?
Well, what's up?
What's up? You downstairs with a liquor?
You downstairs with a liquor?
I think we'll sit in there.
You downstairs?
You trying to shit?
I'm not!
If you're looking for any way around the toilet.
He's not in there, really.
You what?
You would like to know what you did.
What's up?
Hmm?
You alright there?
I'll find it.
So you look.
I look good out here.
Right.
I think I may have lied too.
I'm playing, I'm just waiting, I'm just playing.
Oh shit, I didn't...
Yes, the boss.
The hair, bro.
Yes, the big guy.
Is that my G, you bloody?
Is that my G?
Is he on...
Is he on...
Ah, J.K., back in your hair, mate.
I can hear you, boss.
Is he on?
I can hear you.
J.K.,
Yeah.
Why are you whispering?
Why are you whispering for me?
What's man talking about?
Like, you're moving like, you were just having a girl I want to make you sweat
session with your gal, but you weren't doing that.
You're a building Lego fan.
So you better talk with Chess, bro.
I pretend like you ain't got no energy, bro.
What's man on go?
Especially not talking about that, bitch.
Yo, I ain't playing Lego no more.
It's time for the big leagues, you know?
Bro, you see, I always like J.K., you know,
that's my left back, bro.
You know, then we're dead.
He left her back in a blood clot bedroom,
and he's saying it's pro-blox time.
What's man talking about?
That's what we're talking about.
We figured out why he's whispering.
Yeah, fuck that, bitch.
Yeah, what you said, bro.
I'm not going to call out that, bro.
You know them way there because you'll probably punch you up fam. So I'm not gonna do that. But yeah, get me
Yeah, I'm just playing on him. I'm playing on Jinju's PlayStation cuz cuz mine's just in at the shop at the minute
Oh, so they're down. Say no more black
I bet you're just hiding from her bloody brother
Well, so no so Jinju PlayStation. You don't need a system update everything seems fine with all right
Everything seems fine. No. Yeah, no system updates needed. Yeah, I know he's on an issue with the graphics
But I think it was just because the HDMI adapter was a bit dodgy, but now I've fiddled with it, it seems alright.
Yeah, we're alright now.
I'll leave that. You take that off me.
I got that.
I don't.
I don't.
Hey, Jake, I've heard all the words you were saying before.
Now, go on, Maggie. What were you saying?
What were you saying?
Oh, we ain't got nothing.
We ain't got nothing.
Yeah, we ain't got nothing.
What do you remember?
At this point, I don't care about this one.
What's the name?
What's the name?
What's the name?
What's the name?
What's the name?
Get it!
Get it!
Come on, bag, come on, bag!
It's in your bastard!
Oh, my God, cheers, thank you.
Right, put this on the edge.
Yeah, you've fallen right.
Right, I'm here, all right, hold him in your hand.
Come on, that's the edge.
He's missing, Jakey, holding the bag.
Oh, hold on, mate.
Well, cheers for checking it anyway, Jake.
Thank you, Jake.
Well, I mean, I'm a...
Shut, shut, shut!
Honestly, I keep struggling, you know what I'm saying?
I know, sorry.
I've worked with him to check the PlayStation.
That's all.
Thank you, Jake.
Cheers.
Thanks, Ale.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
What?
What?
No, no, no, no, no problems there, no problems.
What a fucking psycho.
Be careful asking for the ball from the...
Yo, sorry about that. I just had to have Jake check my PlayStation.
Fucking hell, aye, aye.
Careful asking for it, we've got a bot in there.
Ah, fuck.
That's to be fair, I'm on with two, man, to be fair.
To be fair?
I've just heard him scream.
Just heard him scream.
What a f***, I've not even pressed a button.
He just added it, what a twat.
Go on, Gilly Bean!
Give it a five, mate.
Thank you, Gilly Bean.
Consider it a five, Gilly Bean.
Your discards f***.
The battle's discards f***.
That's it.
Okay.
Nice.
Yeah, that Keeper's going quick.
I
Think so if I kill you being
You just got fucked better. That's got nice
Quick quick quick the keepers gone. Oh my days. I thought was that any I'm different
He has not been fucking
shit imagine you miss that
he's just in the water over again
yeah he's just running through like a fucking endless chicken
he'll come at it right
oh run straight
I can live down the line.
I see you.
Nice one more.
It's good.
Love that.
I like it.
You have got options fam.
NSG blab.
NSG fam.
NSG.
Not me bruv.
Fuck you mate.
Yeah nice.
I'm open.
I'm open.
I'm open.
I'm open.
I'm open.
I'm open.
I'm open.
I'm open.
I'm open.
I'm open.
I'm open.
I'm open.
I'm open.
I'm open.
I'm open.
Unlock you unlock you. You okay, German gonna be a close to a fire. I was gonna play challenge. Oh
Score score over a kick or a scorpion mate. That was crazy, but we'll try to
Line it sensational
Why do you use his left foot?
It's all right keep it playing keep it ticking
into the beach. Just let you know, Jake, he's still
currently sat in me wardrobe. Oh, what a guy. Right, Jake.
How are we doing in the closet? Um, so I'm just wondering, when are you planning on coming out of the closet, Jake?
He said he's just going to wait for us to go home.
Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, it's nice. Right.
What if she doesn't go home until the morning, Jake?
I'll get you. Oh, I think she's coming. Check. I think she's coming.
Nice. Good stuff. I think I keep asking for it. My accident is naturally sorry.
Nice rolling, bro. Come on.
I'm not sure. JK.
Yeah.
Just let you know.
Yeah.
Oh my god. You know what? I can't believe that. I probably should have passed it.
What's up, you got you got you got yourself a PlayStation
No wires, that's all right get in there
I was divided for I give you two
What was that sorry
I'll offer you two wonders. Oh dust it I go 150
Who the fuck is saying that? Someone says 350.
Oh no, I appreciate that, thank you. Fucking buzzer.
I appreciate that.
500.
Not worth 500, it's used.
Jake, get out now.
Countdown from five.
And if you know how to this door,
we're going to be serious problems.
Five,
Four,
Three,
Four,
Three,
Four,
This is three next.
Five, two,
Two,
One,
Right.
as many can see get the fuck out the pot it is alright is it built that yeah
If your father instructs you like something...
Where's it from, sorry?
Where's it from?
I see it, it's good.
Oh, okay.
Oh, just something PlayStation in the apartment.
No, your PlayStation, it's my PlayStation mate, I just bought it.
Or should I say, you've been gifted it.
It's alright, mate!
Now my position
You're about off his run
What are you doing?
I've just bought it
I've just bought it. It's not your place here. I've just bought it.
I've just bought it.
I'll put these guys on a spare
I can put that up to me, to me TV in my room now, play Minecraft in bed.
What's up with Minecraft? The fuck?
Right, we'll be at that set, then we'll see.
Right, take this game, book your ball right now.
No, no, I'm just gonna say goodbye to him.
He's getting pretty boring.
I know, he's getting really boring.
Right, let's go.
So, let me say goodbye to you, just me and myself.
Obviously, Gigi's got to stay because he's real mad, but
I promise you'll be really quick.
I'm going to smash the lego.
No, you're not. I'll be right down and building that.
If you're not done in two minutes, smash the lego.
Yeah, if you're not done in two minutes, smash the lego.
Alright, I'll start.
What the fuck's going on here?
Turn your own death off.
No, you're not that driven.
You set my PlayStation up for me, put clubs on.
I'll keep the door on your way to go.
Right, okay.
Yeah, I was like...
You plug your PlayStation, because it's all the wires.
ACMI and all that shit.
Yeah.
Right, okay.
I'll text when it's ready.
Right, okay.
I'll text when it's ready.
I'll text when it's ready.
I'm playing. It's a bit Jake.
Go on. There you go, mate. And I'll play.
Oh, fucking hell. Sorry, mate. Sorry, mate. Sorry, mate.
It's all right. It's all right. You see, do you see, you see little one of the project, not Jake Pyser?
I'm not really a huge fan of that because of the layout. Yeah
Some sickest go any bit of the one I haven't gone to a single one this year actually make so
The winter gardens though for the world match play. Yeah, that's unreal in it with a garden. Hey ginger
I'm gonna need you to pay for that. What is it?
I'm gonna need you to take one of them magnesium viagra's guy
I'll walk into Jakey's room block and tell him
expression said you need to pattern up your misses to now and I need you to
talk back what's man talking about I was there waiting patiently waiting like
50 cent fan I'll see everything that was going then put me on the speaker put me
on the speaker bro I saw it I'll solve it blood but no one don't want to do that
we need Jake here left back to now I'm telling you big up the misses in that
tell her what your couple episodes are keeping up with the Kardashians and
And then you can come back fan. Yeah, can we be that?
No, I'm trying to say a key at left back to now. That's what I'm trying to say. I'm look at my guys. He drunk
What's he doing there?
He asked for it back fucking moron
Right, I'll do I can but he wants me to set his PlayStation up
Set everything up for him and then we do the barricade his door and trying to get my club next
Oh, is it yeah, I think you're all right think you know a sensational. I swear down and this is just a normal night in the
Both house blood
Yeah, it's good come something you can that whatever one won't want people are a chest still isn't all
By the way, it's been three hours. I'll give them a couple's therapy session to now black and I'll get right here
Because we need jakey back blood. So we need
Go on
One more
Yeah
Yeah
You want it back? Oh
Look, I it's been a long it's been a long 30 minutes. It's our an hour church. I said did it
And it Queen I
Would never abandon me for this long check sick
Fucking out
I
I can't lie, I did not mean to flick you on like that.
I didn't think you did.
No, I definitely didn't.
It would have been nice, though.
Better say you still were flicking them on.
It's in the eye!
Nice.
Well-earned.
Look at that, a striker dropping in and just dictating play.
One more.
Oh, fuck.
Little Baker, little Baker is fucking unbelievable, I can't lie.
Yeah, very nice.
Yep, it is good.
It's good in Holland.
Can the one we found in Germany quite?
Oh my god mate, what's going on?
Was that before or after you went to the fucking Strait camps?
Should we go back and get Jerry?
Brother, I've listened to you for about a minute trying to work out
because you know, I might not understand what you're talking about
but the more information you get you might break it down like D Generation X fan.
I ain't got a fucking clue, lad.
What are you actually talking about?
At first I thought you were talking about darts.
No, we're talking about a sandwich shop in Frankfurt in Germany called Jerry Sandwich Shop.
Oh, it's let on unbelievable like fries
My god Jerry sandwich shop. Yeah, good place. Oh
How do I change it? I don't have hold on to it then sort for a Virginia bitch. I've got that ball
Yeah, of course he does.
He does, he actually does.
No point in me taking it, I don't have it.
Nah, there's not enough power on this, there's not enough power.
Oh my gosh!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Come on!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, what are you dirty, ho?
Fucking what's a finish!
And door!
Fucking hell, I got that one!
Dick Heads!
That's unreal, I can't allow that as un-fucking-real.
I think he's real. Wow.
Who the fuck?
Wow. You're sugar mother in it.
Who the fuck?
Bro clubs.
Bro clubs.
Don't be like that.
I thought it was about pro clubs.
I
Believe me
I know who Susie is Jin's blood because I've been in your chat and hella gifts blood you know I mean Susie claws and that
So I know who she is
She's my sugar mama, she's my sugar mama
That's a voted Jin's mate
That's more than sugar but that's the idea is they might have the gifts blood
They might have gifts, I said hella gifts blood
Can't have followed it in all my it didn't let you some time
Hi Susie, um, uh expressions underscore
It's it's your ginger your feelings
Oh, fuck press press press. Oh, I jinx. I'm trying to press bro. You know that
In front of it, no
3-0 is really wrong.
No fucking way!
What? What a surprise, my fucking, uh, my free kick to one of the games.
I know, I'm glad you can all hear that.
Well, that might be that goal celebration.
Just keep the ball, just keep the ball.
Go.
I'll go and sit here on the flag.
Yeah, come on, let's waste time, bro.
Slow it down.
Gotta die for free.
Raph!
That's how I ref for Blower.
I ref, ref, ref.
Blow the whistle, it's over, bl-
Yeah, well, I'm here by me.
Right, I've just got a quick lit fucking do this to Jake.
Give me a minute, bro.
Put me on.
you
you
you
No worries, but I'm not gonna get but he told me I literally offered me tickets to he offered me tickets to the last
No wolves. He's offering me tickets to wolves free tickets to wolves. Yeah, I just got back from Vegas
I was with him in Vegas
You offered me free tickets to wolves and he's like brother
I've got free tickets for the majority of the games that let me know if you ever need any blood. So yeah
Big slip up from pie then ginge
He refers to me
as an observer. Oh fuck off, fuck off. Well I'd never been to Villapart, our season is over,
I thought why not try and you know. Taking away tickets off the loyal Spurs fans to be an observer.
You are a loyal Spurs fan aren't you Brian? You're an enthusiast at least aren't you Brian?
Yeah, definitely an infusion.
I have an infusion.
Are you going to be an infusion when they're in the championship?
Well, I've been a different league to our goals, so I get...
Yeah, are you going to have a new print team then, or are you not going to bother?
Yeah, I will have to, yeah.
But yeah, that is why I need a new print team, so I'm going to have a championship.
Are you going to go for Man United?
If I'm honest, mate, no.
But I don't dislike Man United.
I reckon Everton.
Yeah, I can see you supporting Everton, they're just part of the channel.
I can see you supporting them.
Shit, the tricky sticky. I like Everton, I'd probably go over Everton.
But I also can't stand fucking David Moyes.
Maybe Man City.
What's up with David Moyes?
No, I'm David Moyes.
You fall asleep if you had a conversation with David Moyes.
Come on.
I mean shit.
We ain't he's got he's got every single team he's ever managed in high position. Yeah
I
Remember I saw David Moyes in the airport. Yeah, and I was like, oh, yeah big up. Yeah. Good luck for this season
The wickedest thing. I think he just got sacked from that job. I didn't really realize it was so peak
He told me they're on the spot. He's like they sat me
Yeah, that's what I mean for me got the big payout and that
We'll be waiting for it, we're gonna-
Yeah, just give me first.
I don't think I've said much yet, he can't get in.
Come on.
No, I'm not all right.
What are you doing?
Who the fuck's with you?
What?
Oh.
He's got his mate there, so he's fucked us all off to go and have a chat with his mate.
The fucking audacitor.
If I was streaming, yeah, I'd be fuming fam.
You know what I mean?
They all want that.
If I'm not even buying my suit or nothing like that, I'd just be here waiting and holding
my boots.
So you're all in that?
My 24 people.
Fucking raging.
Oh
Have 24 people if I was streaming
What do I what do I have for tea and you're not going for
Now I'm in Japan mate
Okay, you got a manager
It's in Liverpool
I'll I can ask I can ask I think Steve was wanting to do it
I'm not gonna lie your chances are that they're looking slim black, you know them way there
Yeah, he was giving you the air that he was giving me back.
No, I genuinely would rather crack with it as he's very close.
And I'm quite far.
Yeah, that's true. Right, let's switch on here. Come on.
Here we go. Back to fucking winning ways.
Wait, no, we will not, skin.
Yeah, this is the last one in Liverpool, though, right?
And then it...
Yeah, that's back to normal, unfortunately.
Did you prefer in Liverpool?
You just took the injustice, what did you say?
Did you prepare it in them for you?
100%
But by a ginger in that way you held 8 blad
Is that a lot bigger than that?
Fuck off Axe
My bad
Is it bigger ginger?
You'll never watch it
Yeah, you'll never watch it
7000
What the hell?
I love
Go on, just swing it down
That's the biggest resolve
If you're in Liverpool
and you've got a seasoned ginger blad
What do you say?
You're not being holding smoke blad
Go get in there blad
Go on James, I don't do much sir. Where the fuck have you been?
Oh, and how are you sir? I told you you weren't fucking doing that, you've gone to TFF, you've
opened your cards, you've gone, oh yeah mate, do I go for a fucking drink? It's all right,
James has got my stream on. Go on. By the way, you don't know, oh, jazza.
I released that in a few days.
Oh no, I know fucking didn't have to do it.
Is Jim Jenny this game?
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
You got me a present.
Yeah, I'll give you a streaming moment.
Lucky.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on, fucking hell.
Oh!
Do you want a fucking tour like take that?
Fucking hell.
Get out!
Oi!
Josh, can you shut the door for me?
Fuck you!
He's been rude.
He's been rude.
You. You're tired.
You said an hour.
Alright, I'm sorry. I've conceded now.
OH GOD!
Man said who's being rude.
I'm Mr. Roy Black. I'm just poaching fan.
Tackling Black.
What the fuck has he got on his face?
No, no, no. To be fair, I've even full stretch slaved in. I couldn't even get there.
That's unreal.
I know that. That's incredible.
He's got to get on with his face there.
Isn't that nice?
Is he called McSquirt?
and it you've waited for your friends to come back is just give me mate at all
oh you've got an edgy in Edgeham sounds crazy but my bad
we've got enough about edging on this stream
mate this makes squirts fucking rapid
he's a fucking joker
oh my lord
I can't believe that
he's got a coach isn't he with a face like that
Mate, fuck me!
Evan!
Oh wait, listen, there's always someone else who can spend you £4.99, mate.
Fucking subscribe, man, it's fucking worth every penny, brother.
Or three with prime?
Or three with prime, sir.
If you're not fucking happy with it, mate, you fucking...
They've got to start a movement, mate.
Look at the Etihad, they've not been happy for years, that's why they always leave the stadium half empty.
It's for the protest.
Ah, justice for the holograms bros.
Hey, these are fucking quick.
Have they put you on first game on Monday because you're not there as well, Jens?
Probably, mate, yeah.
Let's be honest, he's the star attraction, he's the big draw.
Usually we leave him on until the end, don't ya?
When are you going to Japan?
Saturday, mate, after Wunden United.
Okay, safe travels, are you there for a while or...?
Five days.
That's amazing.
Oh
Pardon you are Ellen. Yeah, we will be
Thank you
Now just
I'm gonna fuck it I'm flying from Birmingham
Yeah, the one I made before in Tokyo is our hand duster.
I guess it was there.
Go on. Oh my god.
Yes, Pie, well done you, well done, well done, well done, well done, Pie.
Go on, Jay Moulds, it's your bit of 14, mate.
Great goal.
Come on, here we go.
Come back, Caesar.
Axe looking at you.
Yep.
Cut inside of you, look.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Aaron, I'm sorry mate.
Shit, that shit, I've got a fucking base for him.
Oh my god!
Oh I say we'll save that keeper, come on!
It's the Rousers though!
I'm here, I'm here!
I've got a fucking wank on here.
I've got base first steps, it still doesn't fucking work.
Oh Pye, you're spinning around like a Pogol stick
like Scott Parker fan, like what are we doing?
Sorry mate.
It's my first time to play poor, I've got the playstyle.
No, I'm doing that Kylie Minogue now.
I'm spinning around for sake man!
for sake man. Get back into it as well. He's flying business class. Pardon? Whatever they
put me in mate, I don't know. No, that's a genuine question, you won't even go economy
to Japan, that's a long fucking flight. Come on, we need to be ruthless, we're not
I agree.
Thank you.
Are you flying?
No idea.
Listen, I'm there for work.
I'm there on business.
I'm not there for enjoyment.
I'll go when they want.
I was every flight.
I was going to ask him what bank card he paid with next.
I'm just intrigued.
I know Japan Airlines do a nice service.
Is he better than Kitara?
He's probably the premium, isn't he?
Probably the premium isn't it yeah, yeah, they've only had a couple of crashes, so
Bye man. What why bringing out for but once it is good. They've got a good safety record
I like I watch a lot of air crash investigation
Why brother no, bro
I've seen every episode. I've seen every episode.
What's the key to giving?
Flying safer than ever before now, because all the crashes mean it's very safe now, but I just don't like it.
He's clueless.
I mean you, on a flight.
Oh, I shot!
I don't like it!
Oh, fuck off!
I live in by your...
You're up by train, so...
Yeah, you're a fucking shitbag.
It's about the same time it's not a trick. Yeah, by training you're a star to
It's not the first math go on tolbe if I'm gonna fail on me get your arse on brother
Hey, hey, I'm gonna find Nina go on Nina. Thank you very much for the five love sexy bitch. Thank you
You are not serious bro
It's like brother it's like me saying oh yeah, I bought a new car
Yeah, and you've got our expression them cars always blow up blood
Mate you lost the mind real life. That's part. Oh, what was that brother?
We're being shit here, that's
To be fair these are fucking unreal. What the fuck was that?
You look to be dodgy
You just looked a bit weird, didn't it?
Oh my god. Very weird actually. No, it's just not fucking going in there. It's flat.
Yeah, we need, I don't know where O'Reilly is. I don't know. Toby's coming on in, I think.
Excuse me, I've begone, I've begone. You fucking shit.
I preach, I'm out at six to six, and I'm scorned.
I start like that, I bad games.
I've been well rated in each game.
I'm fucking ordering something to eat.
Hey, how long stays in Jamaica for, bro?
No idea, seriously, mate.
Did you buy some string vests, lad? You know what those are, Ginge?
Yeah, I did not.
Has he got any Jamaican string vests? Yeah, man.
Has he got any Jamaican string vests?
No idea. No idea.
Patrick from EastEnders sort of wears.
Yeah, what a guy, Patrick.
By the way, let him know if they call him white boy.
It's the term of endearment, Blackwood.
So remember, we have white Jamaicans as well.
Look at white Yardy, fam.
You get me? He looks albino.
What are you, Jamaican?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, huh?
Who's white Yardy?
Did someone say fucking pro-cups?
JEEEES!
Come on!
What's man talking about?
Fucking go on, Jeees!
What's up into his mic?
Um, um roof. Thank you, mate. Did you get the battery of chance? Oh, yeah. Oh, I got my own man was it you might have
Oh, I won't do
Well, I was just talking about around for Laney dude. Get it off. Oh, my God. He's my take in it right back out
Let's just back out. Back out. Yeah
Back out, man. I'm a back out. Get your tickets. Come on. Go on, Josh. You want to do it, mate?
Oh, the bloody hell he's going on here
He probably thinks he's in the hell, that's all, what's going on?
Bibi? Bibi?
Is this what you like to talk about?
Did he say Bibi? Is that how he calls his girls? Bibi?
No, she's Mama Smurf, that's what I call her expressions.
Oh no, I hear that, still Mama Smurf, jeez, or what are you Papa Smurf, yeah?
Yeah, you are is I said big Jakey, you know, what's my talking about come on G
So I've got it now
Panic over
So I hear you're in desperate need of a left back in you. Yeah, we are dying for me. We missed you all night
Yeah, it's a nice. I was giving a better fit of the doubt. I was thought you know what else
I'll just fuck him
To be fair, you can play further forward
I'm alright, I'll do some food, John
I'm alright, me
I had some of that
I had some of James's pizza, yeah
Your license has been very high
I thought it was something
Man thought he was eating acronauts up to nine years black
But I saw him playing flipping dominoes or whatever
I've got your pirate balls, mate
I don't get to serve to verify your license
Ain't I paid you fee for license?
I've done it, he's not letting me on
users and accounts over
bro your gal has spasmed out your PS5
bruh she's turned that into a PS2.5
I'm telling you fam the judge the judge is real
you know jakey you get me
speak fam
I'm gonna stop this here because I'm not connected to the new wifi
Well, yeah, I know I don't have an ethernet for my PlayStation. I've not got it like that. Ah, that's mental
I was feeling about spurs me looks like van de Vends coming to us fingers crushed
us
Even support Jake. Yeah, I didn't ask fan United United
Right, I swear he's going Liverpool not United
I don't think you'll be going to the pool.
Who's going to the pool?
Either way, we're not holding onto him.
Either way, he's gone.
Him and Romero are both gone.
Oh, that's right.
It's what it is.
Yeah, it is what it is.
He has been, but however, you can admit he's been very fucking shit.
Yes, bro.
Listen, I don't know what happened, brother.
He's had too many injuries, bro.
The hamstrings have turned to cheese strings, yeah.
And, broski, I'm telling you, yeah.
I've seen Don Robbie run faster than van de Ven this season.
Ha ha ha
Don Robby
I have, I've seen him run faster than Van de Ven this season bro
Bro, Van de Ven's looking like Peter Kraut Chat
I sent her back
That's what he's looking like
Dubby's in the chat, I've been on our own again
Dubby's in the chat, just the Jinx Chatters now
Fucking love you chat, welcome back
Fucking love you
Right, let's fucking
It's hard as fuck
You know what I was like, you're going to fuck you, you know
What's going on with that mic?
Oh, no, just go on and laugh.
Oh, yeah.
That was a bad news.
That's fine.
Villain himself!
Go on, Villain!
We love Villain!
We love Villain!
We love Villain!
We love Villain!
We love Villain!
We love Villain!
Go on the bike.
You alright Toby mate? Oh he's not in the discard yet.
Oh, everybody's liking now.
Yeah, not real talk, innit?
Well, I don't know.
Ginger, no you are. Ginger and Jack you've turned into robots.
Brilliant.
Then the Wi-Fi's fucking wicked.
Bratly and brilliant.
Yeah.
There's new Wi-Fi's fucking wicked.
Wi-Fi's got.
Didn't get a word of that.
He said there's new Wi-Fi's fucking wicked.
I mean, all I can say is it's fucking come back, Chaz has come back, it's all gone to shit.
Chaz is not breathing, he's just having a few moments of kind of part.
Robot team, sci-fi film, lad.
I can't laugh, I mean, I'm just...
Hello, is that any better?
Oh, you fucking in
Me ginger old fuck me. What's going on here? I these might come beyond at the same time, bro
This is dialogue internet. What's going on? Wait, Jake if you leave your disc on a minute. Yeah
Yo, yo, yo does that can you hear me? I'm okay. Yeah, what's up? You know, no, you're not good
You are robotic, mate
Let him talk. They only said one word. I love that
Hello, can you hear me that sounded normal to me blood say hello my name is
My name is I'm just 13 but you think that's all right that is not all right
I don't know what's going on with me, but I can't even keep my stream up.
My stream's fine.
My stream's not even fine, but my stream looks like some fucking skills I've got.
Right, if you want to see what Chaz is doing.
Ahhhh!
Alright.
Well that was Chaz's stream.
Let me go and see what he's doing up there a moment.
Oh, what the fuck was that?
Fucking hell, it's the Terminator in it. It's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on there.
He's big old Arnold in here.
I'm just glad we've paid for this.
Why people saying question marks?
What the fuck?
I can't fucking believe this.
They're just looking for a foul though.
There was nothing.
What do you mean GGs?
They're looking for a foul.
What the fuck?
Check complete.
I mean, I've continued Aaron.
Yep, check complete.
Get it, we've got away with a purpose foul.
That's go foul and we've got a way we won't fucking get it
Fucking buzzing with that one
If it helps I don't know what's going on either yeah, that makes two of us
If you keep talking it might just fucking much fix itself
I'm not going to lie. Yeah,
Jackie, I think your missus went outside. Yeah. And she opened that, that, that electrical box blood and she just went hand fan.
She just was cutting them up blood. Big man team. Go and check the winers outside. Let me send my link right now to my stream.
Bro, I don't understand sci-fi blood. I don't even know what you just said. You know, they're just like, you know, they're like,
I don't understand sci-fi blood. I don't even know what you just said blood you know them wait there
I thought that don't know fam
Say that again I
Say something that a robot said jerker
It might be a fucking rip for these two
I wonder if the crystal red
Well, you sounded all right then speak again jerky. Hello. I mean I saw
You know
Well if it's not crash that's a positive
Fucking
on. Mate, he was on the top of a fucking fucking one trailer.
I've got no idea what he put with that screen.
You put it in that sepia. That's what he swore.
Jackie, if you think that, bro, just fuck off, mate.
Do you need fucking...
It's a nice webcam.
...people for no reason.
What's a nice webcam?
I'm fucking in Jakey's shriek.
Me? I've played stupid in a shitty fucker I can do.
Have a look at you. I'm on five points.
It's been fucking fine all day.
It's only been you on the actual Wi-Fi to be fair.
Ginger's room's got the lion's share of the bandwidth, let's be honest.
You're on scraps.
Whatever's left you can have it in you.
I'm messing with you.
I've been in a lot of time in Ginger's room.
He's got the signal booster.
What'd you call it Jake video your string your stream to sent in tomorrow?
So this is on my street currently looking right now
Well, that's my because you block up trailer
and
We'll go to get a seven four thousand
Bitrate, which is a bit low really for desktop
I've tried
Ending stream restarting stream
Discord on an online call everyone say I suck a robot never keep coming in and out for me
And yeah, that sounds good by the way your back
I'm coming back there a little bit on blue for some reason. Yeah, that sounds Chris
I've come I've come back now
I'll send this video off anyway.
Yeah, it's just good to have. Yeah, you're back on 5k bits. Chaz has ended.
Well, okay.
There's no way he's had the stream on for an extra three hours, come back and just
ended straight away.
That is last.
No, he's not ended. No, he's still on.
What is a black screen though?
Must be fair if he's ended
That's probably took some pressure off my stream, but it shouldn't be all I should it. No, I shouldn't go on double. Thank you for the fight mate
Go on double you mad bastard. Thank you, brother. What a fucking guy double is mate
Barrow on double
Makes me Chris double. We've seen his tricks when he's like pretending to chat a bird up. He's working at Mackie's
Are you so fun? I love him. Yes, some unbelievable stuff on there
What's my long thought he's got to take his to share off or something
Oh, why is my long taking sure oh, that is a shame someone sent me
down what's he what's he doing what's he doing
with my face I'm fucking not complaining. Yeah, I mean what's he doing
Thank you very much, thank you very very much. I appreciate that
Is that is done to the dragons game it's a bet even what's the bet?
Anyway, that's what I'm a beat me pasta your Pete's
Go on told me
have you seen my lost the speed i have indeed made a buzzer
pain
is it for the top off that's a bit fucking bullshit
i don't know what united is the best team in the world or something
all right so you took your top off for fun
i have to take a stop and say it as speeds for cramming
jindas
jindas in for that scan again
yeah mega tranjins is back
oh is that brilliant
it's a fuck sake
oh he's handed over
oh a loke can you hear me
Yep. All right. Yeah, I'm in and out.
Chaz has gone back live.
Villain!
Five minutes to seven, mate.
Go on, Villain.
Thank you for the time, brother.
You're a fucking legend.
Thank you very much, Villain.
Mate, I appreciate that, bro.
Thank you.
Now, to be fair, it is because I have just connected.
It's good everyone's just gone back and went on desktop.
That's probably why.
Fuck you, it's good.
Now, I can't even hear you, fam.
No, I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Still shit?
Is it still shit?
Yep
I wonder why
It's better now
Why it's better now?
Yeah, that's in and out
hmm it must just be the discord thing i think kind of i think yes but it's very weird
yeah you're not you're not better in car not from here am i going to play you don't know
yeah we can play yeah got someone on the inner
i know a minute i've got a nice you're fighting on me stream is fine i know only we can hear
It's fine. If you're all right with it, then I'm happy to crack on. Yeah, let's go fan. That's sweet
No, we've got pretty full squad as well here. I know
Captain seven a five mate
Go on captain. Thank you very much, but but let me go fucking. What'd you call it?
Tell Chester fuck off him on what not
let me go on
Jakey's in just a moment. Well, I'll have a look at your album.
The man's fucking talking to my screen in the camera screen.
It's all his bullshit.
It's his exact name.
Yeah, check out my dwindler. It's Forbes.
We're not caught.
We didn't get a word.
The man got a Translate robot, man.
What does that mean? I heard something.
That's what you think it's best to see these days.
What is it?
You can restart that if you want for that coffee.
That could have been fucking much better.
Yeah, it could have been much better.
And took it.
Go down for like a max, like a minute.
I don't know.
I was just trying to restart things for the others.
I mean, Kevin's not going to have it.
I always equate to doing bad things.
I'll talk about it tomorrow, won't I?
Well, I thought it was the first time around.
I don't know if I...
I'll talk about it tomorrow.
That's the most...
Well, that's sensational.
Man said Jakey's girl left and took the wife right with her.
I generally like to teach a man it.
I think they're in the fucking hotspot here on the front.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I want to try and leave them.
We're going to restart the router.
So I might go for like two minutes.
Right, it'll play clips to just bear with me
because these need to be started.
Oh yeah, you may as well come over to this channel.
Yeah.
You better, you man, you might have to.
I'll work for you all.
Just like two minutes if he does it anyway, we'll see.
And.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
YATTA! YATTA! YATTA! YATTA! YATTA!
What the f-
COME ON! YOU SCARED BUSTED! YOU SCARED BUSTED!
YOU SCARED BUSTED! YOU SCARED BUSTED!
Oh, I'm gonna be the arret. I'm gonna be the arret.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
I wanna be your shot and target, too.
I'm gonna ask about me that.
Headed from McGuire.
There's never a foul out of undyke.
Never.
a foul? Never. Oh my God! We've seen it all! We've won the lot! We're magnetic and we're
never gonna stop!
Oh my
you
you
you
you
you
I'm off me like no worries. I have a good one. I know. I'm sorry. You have a game
fan. I mean, I, yeah, I hear it, bro. You didn't hear it. You quite literally didn't
hear it. Yeah, but bro is like when I was in the inside yard, I barely had anything
might as well be actually just go with it bro
it's on the fan
it's going man
tell Chas to end, I'm not gonna tell Chas to end
pay him to end
alright thanks
you're probably a cute child
anyway Chas isn't even live
if I wanna know what your screen looks like
check your discord did you say
yeah check discord
hold on one second
jakey your back lead
yeah alright jake
What?
Is it?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, you sound fine now.
I'm watching it right now.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
And his training is definitely fine at him.
How do I?
Oh, let's see.
I've got that one game, but it'll be, it'll probably be only
Papa Smith for the long shift today.
Papa Smith?
Oh, crap.
Oh, you fucking...
How long has the shift been?
Bro.
Nine and a half hours.
Oh, that's a big train.
whatever Chaz ends it's fine yes I know but it's like if for example if Chaz was
on but Jakey ended it then ours would be fine because there's two people on not
three it's not Chazer and there is five of us who live there so yes it's not
there I've met a nice man I've start fucking booking streams in
right are we good to go let's go yeah I mean I'm ready but shit my face where
is he's playing his thingy
Yeah, that's what he's on for.
He went on Dungeons and Dragons earlier.
What the fuck's that about Toby man?
Dungeons and Dragons.
Oh no, oh no.
Jakey's gone again.
Jakey's gone again.
You've gone again as well.
But Jim's a streamer.
Yeah, I don't know how that works.
I'd say how it works.
So we'll get privileges in his house, clearly.
He predicts someone to stop all our life
and fucking give it to him.
You do know mine's also not amazing.
I don't know what's going on there.
Oh, Python Geo, I guess.
Makes sense.
One sec, I was on the engine.
Kieran, Jane and the Bro, please shut the fuck up spamming that.
Jakey, turn around whilst he's fucking screens fucked.
Well the beauty of this is as soon as he ends, man, it's gonna be alright.
Yeah, it is Josh.
Great idea, something to be honest.
I can't hear a discord, that's not gonna be a problem.
You can't hear a discord.
Oh there you go, sorry, you're not fucking perfect.
Yeah, we're right.
I'm just fucking, I'm just waiting for the fucking Jakey to end the man's fight.
This rule.
It's a genius play.
It's a genius play.
I bet you have messaged him until he almost done to his entire game.
Have you ended Jake?
Fuck's sake.
He's raided someone so I think he's in there.
Yeah, yes. Well, that's my bit, right? Oh, he's trapped anyway, but it's alright.
Right, boys, I'm off. You's have a good one, yeah?
No worries, mate. It's you in a bit.
I'm okay.
Thanks for the raid, my mate.
No worries. You's have a good one, in a bit.
What a good guy.
Honestly, I'm so glad the internet went down. Genius.
Right, are we good to go?
Fuck it, we'll search in the pile giant.
He's captain my search mate. Oh I have indeed Lewis mate. Yeah, I'm searching
Hey, Jackie's telling the pictures, you know
Nice much making fail what to give that to you nice
Right, you've got captain now get Karen. I know mate. Thank you
You just call me Karen. No
I mean I played it mate so I can't really comment on it it's not something I've been
looking to get myself into.
So have you noticed that on eSports today?
No I didn't go to side post.
Oh you on some else?
Yeah yeah yeah I was doing some chores mate, chore day.
I mean you haven't done it.
I have a fucking good night mate.
No no.
I can't hear my game there we fucking go let's go baby come on let's fucking go straight
I think we've got a lost one game as well tonight.
We've played fucking two and a half, we've got to be in the first game, the warm-up.
Of course Shaz has gone live for fuck's sake.
I'm just opening cardboard fuck off on what not gee
Fuck I'm exposed please win that please win that. Yeah
He's like everywhere
Oh
win that win that nice I don't get it. Oh, come on. Is he still on Dungeons and Dragons?
I can't hear him. I can't hear him. Bye.
Hello.
Thank you.
Go on, cancer spread wings.
Here we go.
Nice.
Oh my God, I tried to be not greedy as well. I tried to be not greedy.
Go on, George. You're a 14, mate.
I'm not sure what my bad. It's it is. Go on, play.
Play face. Oh, look you, look you, look you.
You just not want to talk to us, then. Yeah, I must feel that one. Yeah, he's had enough, man.
Respect. What is this, bro?
Nice. I'm in a minute. I'm in.
He's killed our attack pie, bloody, get him on the headset, please.
Just restarted his tool kit and it worked first.
What's his bit right now?
Is it higher?
Nice.
Water boss.
Unlucky.
Now they drop off there, just keep the board room out and then pop it.
Yeah, it's had a bit crazy miles, but I just restarted tool kit, so I'm pretty sure it's great.
You must be talking. It's the problem though.
Back if you need expressions. Yeah, it is. It's talking. It's a problem shot.
Well, I know. Look, it's alive.
Confidence player from the back, boys. I'll cover that left block.
Drive it in. Have a go. Nice.
Edit the box if you like.
Okay.
We can step up.
What's to okay, it's a website we all stream off so we can use each of the streams
But it's it's got it has got its own problems
Oh my god
I'm here. I'm just talking to my chat. Sorry. I did win the ball there. I don't know what happened to the bot set it back
Oh
There was you right make you fucking club. I don't think it was
Just check the replay
Nice you fuck off. I mean it's time you got solid
Nice you
No
We need an extra attacker. We need a false
Not for me again. No, thanks for all my god
I've been knocking one out you've been knocking one out pie. No, mate. I'll just play digas on wait for you
I'm I'm in
Switches on switches on switch that right. It's gonna know if you need that's it a little step back
Okay, and go feel like we need a camp fucking shit pass. Why have we not got a camp?
Formation center mid center mid I can move. Yeah, we need we need to enter a four two three one
I'll just push it
Rapid. Yeah, I'll just push
Just push it a little bit.
Nice.
Great challenge.
Great challenge.
Knock it inside in there.
One more.
Oh, look at that for football.
Oh, my God.
I saw it.
It's so...
That was such good football as well.
Winners.
That's also what I reminded everyone at free kick.
I scored the last game, please.
fucking go. I just don't think we should forget about that. Thank you.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, look at the touch it made me take.
Oh, my God. For fuck's sake, right, aside.
Can you just say for fuck's sake, right?
Fucking gov'n might's working now.
No chance.
Oh my god, why did it take we'll take that nice go back if you need tobs. They got ten men on everything
Fuck you know constant press, you know, this is the definition of we need after I yeah
Get into dressing room
Changers kid, I'm sure they got me tired. I'm doing a constant changes open
They're fucking on everything these I can play against fucking Napoli. Jesus, how the fuck
you said that they weren't enough like it did you. Oh, that's it. I just knew the blue
kids I said it. Very clever. Cheers mate, appreciate that. Appreciate all feedback. Yeah, exactly.
You can do my job, you know.
No, I'm not.
Well, if I'm honest, I think we need a camp to get on the ball more and dish it out wide.
I think our wingers need to be wider and then just like we need to lock it down.
Yeah, we'll do.
Put a toby camera.
Bro, we're playing you right now.
There you go, they're in the chat now.
Welcome in, mate.
You're playing us.
You're fucking decent, mate.
I'm giving you this.
Fucking wankers.
Fuck off, cunts.
We're into we've got a cabinet setter twice. How many of them is that?
Come on. About four of them just came in for the play, nothing. Come on.
Now, come on, it's buried in your chapter. Come on, we can't lose.
Audrey, there you go, you're in. Come on, man, let's go now, man.
I did not hear a word you said. What was his name?
You know, man, what his name is, bro. Let's go.
He's a teacher. He damn right.
Come on one's called create Jagger once called Matthew once called Z Zia and once called
Come on big after big after love these are so me twitch chat catch them off guard
Got a patch off guard go a little bit, but he chipped a very good
Now put pie come
I haven't got the ball into the penalty area often enough, that's why I've got a lot of shots.
There we go, see what they can create.
I didn't release, I did find the base.
Alright, I've got time on the ball.
It left me close.
No chance.
Oh man.
Keem, she's kissing off a post, mate.
Sorry, they're on it so quick.
It's a full 11, that's why.
Yeah, out of shape between all these.
Pilled up, Pilled up, Pilled.
a
shaggertree in these luck.
never.
Oh, it's poor for me.
Oh, it's poor for me.
Why do you know?
They're all impressed for it.
How's it?
Yeah.
Oh, kids, you're in no man's
one, mate.
I'm working even if it's a raid. Thank you. If it's not I'd support as a few days
Come on. Okay. Come on. It's come back season. Oh
My god me boss is shit. I want it back
Oh my god, what the fuck I'm liking
Yeah, of course you are
No chance
Jay for the raid go on a darts. Thank you, brother fucking legend
Go on the fucking boy
I'm in I'm in
About for the raid brother, I appreciate you man. I've took your fucking shit. Oh, I'm gonna get it framed signed by everyone
Fucking unbelievable from you. Oh, you're doing well, man. Love you, mate
on there if we're on it couldn't save a lot of documents but send me your ex yeah nice
it's 240 240 you got a few of them out like one day they'll catch up with us every time
yeah it's sorry to me I look like a good option there nice
Nice.
Fuck it.
Broke me, Toby.
There you go.
I'll take the space.
I'll take the space.
Nice.
And again.
It's so compact in the middle.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Right, I can't.
I need to go on wide.
And I'm wide, bro.
I'm here, you blue bastard.
I'm open, bro.
Got away, you axe mate.
Can't be a shame again.
I've been calling for him.
Look, there we go.
One more.
I'm looking at, I'm looking at, go on Doug, do you want to go on the boy, 326 bro.
Go on then you like, offside, that's perfect.
Now Kelly, now Kelly, now Kelly, wow, one more, oh my god, I clicked it first time
as well.
Their line is like really high.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that clearance?
John Johnston
That guy is so high
Wide right, wide right there
Have a touch fight
Switches on
Beautiful
Hold that line
Keep it close to you
Troy has not been passing to him
There you go
Yeah, this is you, mate!
One more, one...
Yeah, I could totally...
Oh, what the fuck?
Have you ever heard of a bar?
I've tried not to be so...
I'm pressing, pressing!
Oh!
Oh, fuck!
Bro!
Fuck!
Fuck!
At the time when I passed it, it looked like a bare option, sorry.
Now we're trying to keep it just a bit slow.
Right, I know.
Oh, I read everything's nice.
Thank you, this.
Oh, man!
Sometimes you've just got to fucking say fair play, fair play if you want to fucking do this on a fucking Thursday night, you fucking scruffy cunts.
Look at that man.
Fucking sat here at fucking one o'clock on a Thursday, the fucking dreading going back to school next week.
Fucking having a right hand, fucking smoked and wank with the getting bed later tonight.
Because they can't get any fucking women.
And I mean fucking pastors outside.
I'm putting so that you don't get a chance.
How's it you to fucking say it's me?
Hey, Cal!
Hello?
Where's he gone?
Hello?
Do you think it's a bit sorry-ordering pasta or not?
No, I like that.
What is it, evangelists are some imposter?
I don't think I've ever ordered a pasta.
Why right if you can get it out there?
They move like nothing I've ever seen.
Oh, with me, Eddards.
Yeah, that's the correct word. It's just unnecessary to order pasta, isn't it?
It just doesn't really make much sense.
Go on, next. Go on, next.
Go on. Are you got that?
I'm on! I'm on! I'm on!
No, I'm not now. I'm just done.
That's a no, bruv!
Hey, you take the pen.
Let's go back, is it?
Hey, we'll take the pen.
Go on, next.
Well, I definitely will take the pen, bruv.
a pen bro. I do not take
pens. Someone else. Oh, he's
not even this is a I. Oh,
they don't know that.
It's not even in. There'll be
a tip to come tomorrow. Jin
Scott against us. Fucking
AI.
Look off your little come
away. Oh, got fucking no
defenders with me anymore.
Why?
How's that?
He's like.
The left side.
Keep up, keep up.
Nice, X.
These man are.
He's like.
Right.
Put this in the area.
Can't be doing that.
I didn't know I'm a threat.
You know them way.
It's a little gap in here.
It's not even fucking people.
Fuck!
I was on my knees that night!
That's rude!
Fuck!
I'm painful.
That hurts.
Fucking joke.
What's happened?
Me guys forgot his cutlery.
Yo, did we win?
No.
We're following down, man.
Whose man are on madness, man?
You're a...
You're a ginger fan!
Yeah, keep it to shit, man.
Hey, ginger, you scored a penalty, still.
Ready, lads?
Running, running, running, just go.
Move, man.
Fuck it.
I've got to hold that thought off.
Yes.
Oh, what is this AI on, bro?
Mate, look at them all fucking gagging for it.
What the fuck are they doing?
They're fucking like seven fucking slaggers up and down the pitch.
Fucking Lucy.
They're actually so white.
They are good.
These are good.
No, no, they're not good.
They're not good.
I promise you.
They're just fucking impressed.
They're playing metal with the fucking slag.
What the fuck is that AI bastard doing?
My God, like, he's a fucking pass.
Oh yeah, I know.
Right, what's going on mate?
Oh, fucking AIs!
They don't pass the ball, you're spamming fucking out of me, A button's gonna fall off.
Oh, fuck.
Yes, boys?
Hello.
Alright, two of them, is it easy to play?
I'll have one more game of the day.
One more game of the night.
What's up there, how are you going?
Oh, you're good mate, you're off working.
I want to, badminton, even by Neil.
Yes, Roy.
Yes, mate, you're good.
Alright, mate.
How do you fix your disco?
Erm...
I just have to refresh it.
Give me a reset.
Okay.
I'm a little dup.
Right, change formation Toby.
Get us out of 4-3-3.
What formation? What formation?
Forty three one I reckon.
Garlic bread?
This one, the wag one or narrow?
Uh, wide.
Oh wait no.
Oh, that's three.
Yeah, I'm gonna take that.
Yeah, that's fine.
you that one is it right yeah we can get a good bit of width out that when you
know it's working right what game you on whatever the half-twelve is on Saturday
you're coming to it right yeah yeah I don't make go and give us a bit of
comments you know pretend you come on oh please please come on now you can
tune in on Saturday Aaron you can tune in it's full of Aston Villa I'm
work it on unfortunately. Just like read the line up so just do something tickle me balls
of it. I'm not going to do that. I need to be. What a fucking boring country. Watkins
then cuts it back to just a bit of that. That's all I want. What's the good questions?
The veterans are in a bit of like down mate. It's too professional. It's too boring.
Hey, you got Italian food. Yeah. What'd you get? I've got some pasta mate. Oh,
of a mob dad was it same this guy is working shit really nice one side one side fucking
quality pasta can't lie I basically went on there and showed the least calories
I am more than you explain where this is my story
we're like two more people in it come on Beno's trying to yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
No, he got no any down here because he's ginging on any.
Wait, he's been off the right wing?
Yeah, but I think the right wing, I've got to fucking accept him for fuck's sake.
Right, Wally's doing that.
Yeah, that's what he's coming to.
Oh.
He just got on the sound, I tried to hear it and like, I get asked it all the time.
Let's do it for the boys just one time.
We'll just fucking do it right, come on mate.
Never much intro or anything.
I don't know what I think.
Wally's doing that.
I ain't doing it.
I'm just fucking to meet you mate, you're not going to be a content creator you dick,
come on.
Let me take a shit with you mate.
There you go.
What game is it for?
Man United 60 when Man United won.
I need to pull it out. I need to pull it out.
Cognabruno, Cognabruno, Cognabruno, Lucio, Cognabruno.
There you go, Chasarra.
Any time today, Ben, old mate.
Cheers, mate, excuse it.
For Crino, my pro, my club, joint club. The veterans, eh?
You were driving behind Cherokee earlier, wasnt' I?
Are there any spaces and are there any capitals, lads?
A capitol? Hang on.
A capitol T, a capitol V, no spaces.
Okay.
Fuckin' oh, you know the result, mate! 2-0, man, you're not safe!
Just getting the game up, cos I don't know who scored!
Ask me!
Who scored?
M-Wemo and Cugna!
kind of need to know what the goals were like but I've requested a game the
daba and I requested a turn surgery and Mason Mount but they rubbed us yeah
was that was that what do you scored that flippin score job like that was a
I've never had some of this before.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Goal in the season for me, Blatt.
Rose getting a fucking match report, yeah.
I'm getting a fucking, I like some.
Go on, Nigel, Kevin 16, mate.
Can you set the chance, sir, please, mate?
Yeah, can you join the fuck out?
Mate, I appreciate that.
There you go.
J.S.G.
Of course, I'm assuming you're on a just fucking bundles.
I
Really for the lads who don't know I'm a better off so good to meet you
Hello, mate. Oh, yeah, mate. You're right. Yeah, I'm expression
Good to meet you brother you too, bro. It's an X-ray. Hey, it's all we told you so remember the
I'm gonna be the after party when I was getting to dance
You remember
Stop man, you can say no to a bit of work, bro
There's any three of us in the room at a time let's go let's go let's get the
win everyone in yeah let's go that's the moment you just solid up the row a
Blacks yeah fuck it I'll fucking know my game about to play on my guy I'll come
this game them I'll fuck you just start this game mate full match for me who's
agreed to be good at any by the way we all just fucking pushovers there now
gingers any in it he's only controlling three people
I'm just saying we can see any goals then, boss.
I'm not saying anything, mate, have I?
You're a good FIFA player, man.
Right, search, man.
Just say, just humble 14-1 in champs, something like that.
Don't let me search, for some reason, so I'll give it to you, man.
I don't fuck about expressions, though.
Do you know what I mean by that?
I was trying to break down what you mentioned, man.
I didn't play the game.
I play pro clubs, like, so what does that mean?
FUT champs?
What is that?
Is that a card?
We don't talk about that.
We don't talk about that.
What?
Expressions.
We know how you play a font champ.
Expressions we know how you play front champs you don't have to hide it
Bro, you know, I asked you like the last stream you how I played that bro ultimate team and I opened it
And the best silver cards were coming up and I was like what were we doing here? I shut it down
Shut it down
Come on, we need this much intro build the atmosphere for us. Come on, right
Let me write for the team the fucking hell
cheers come can we see the team names oh my god my place 16 years old
cuz he's 19 there all right it's a 16 to me
come on Ryan a chance hmm I'll see the team name oh that's what it's what
that bro this is pure pressure come on man that's a good way there that's
come on the cold cat the cold cat
and it's happens the cold cat
and it's been 13 on the ball he's looking for options he's got
expression to the left it's an awful ball and it's been
intercepted on the right hand side by cats right centre that
cookie's on the attack good challenge for the left back
ginger on the attack he's got expressions once again he's
made an absolute mess of the passing press.
He's not really getting too much help from his teammates,
but he's still applying the press.
He's telling his teammates to join him.
They're not, they're still ignoring him
and they're cutting through the old one.
The veterans FC have been cut through up.
They're always there with a challenge,
pretty standard for him.
He's always putting a foot in.
He's always been everything well.
Give us a fact.
I'm hoping.
The veterans have been pretty fucking poor tonight.
A couple of us does not really like them,
but they'll probably get it.
I was wondering, is it football
when you come and say old bar?
Is it off-racing?
Yeah, send by.
Well exactly, I'm not kind of in my fucking zone.
Get in your zone.
That's it.
I was racing.
There you go.
Away, away, away.
Oh, it's not hard to compensate.
Once it's not hard to compensate.
What the fuck is this camera?
I fucking did it on Sky Sports mate.
Oh, fuck.
Wow.
So he's just said, he's just said that while they're going to work.
Nice.
Oh my god, hold it up, hold it up.
It'd be easy, wouldn't it?
Well then.
Should we all work?
Get three, six, five.
No one's in the world.
There you go.
It was the final roll.
It was the final roll.
Just a quick one.
And to be fair, none of us ever cross it.
What is the voice of the virtual horse that goes?
And first is number five.
We're excited.
Bye, bye, bye.
Yeah, I'm looking.
Was that what Roy come and say the other day when I was on virtual?
Yeah.
When I was going on versus German.
I just did, I just gave me fucking head off.
I said what a fucking strike.
Yeah but you wouldn't swear.
No that's not professional.
That's not professional at all.
You're doing well.
I feel the people who listen to me.
Play like they zero out.
I agree.
I feel like there's a market out there.
I'm back on.
The market that no one's really touched yet.
Offside.
Oh, he's off, he's off, he's off.
Do you know the offside of real expressions?
Brother, I was coming back going forward, bro.
I was double checking that.
I was jockeying.
Here we go, here we go.
Nice.
Nice, bro.
I'm going to hold up play.
Nice pie.
Pies played this game before.
That's indeed.
Dick takes the semi-poly though, play.
I'm again, I'm again.
Oh shit, it's me, so I totally absolutely had a weird moment then.
Oh my god, he played it off.
Yeah, I do, Ben.
Muffins caught, Max.
One more.
Yeah.
Can I have the ball yesterday?
Needs it, needs it.
The ball just caught me.
He's got the ball.
Look at my speech!
Look at my speech!
Ginger, why the fuck would I ever call you that?
I'm not needing to play that much.
That's the oldest space.
On the right-hand side, ladies.
She's in the middle, Pye.
I see you, Aaron.
Nice.
Nice.
Ah, look, yep.
Oh, look, he's...
Oh, P. Jannincen, gone the fucking way.
If I had a 28 mate, can't he keep it a power river?
Oh, way, yes, right.
Fuck, you know, I told Bill Arone, I get it.
He's in the truck, look there.
He's offside.
Offside, offside.
There you go, left side.
He's crazy, you get like, Uber, Supergiant one.
Oh my God.
That's a great ball that wide that is.
Yes, yes.
That's all we're on. Yes, G.
Hold it back there.
Do you want to sit there, lad?
I'm here.
I'm off for a line, look for you to pass.
Oh.
Fucking useless.
Do you see that there?
Challenge.
No, no.
Basically, on the ground.
Oh my.
There you go, win it.
Oh my god, I'm back in G.
What?
Oh, filthy.
Beautiful.
He is fucking useless.
He's absolutely dodged yet.
We're a DM.
You're not a fucking blind DM.
You see where the open net is.
Great save from the goalkeeper.
You've got to ask the finishings.
Not great though.
You want to finish on him in a minute?
What the fuck?
What the fuck, Pye?
You want to finish on him.
What we do is to come into it as the easiest.
We finish it.
Pust me, pust me.
Boy, snap, I agree that you did it.
I agree with Brady.
I agree with you.
Also angry Jynz, by the way.
Yes, Jynz.
I'm not lying, I don't need it.
Oh, fuck it.
I want him to the Tivori-18, make Jagly Pop, Tivori-7.
I never get in bad old shit.
Lovely.
But yeah, because he's weren't in the fucking six yard box with an open goal.
Once again, but the veterans are well on top.
Oh, kept.
Expressions, that past completion is looking, oof.
Yeah, it's lucky. Go on, James, your mother. Thank you for having me, bro.
What's man talking about?
What's man talking about?
Yes, that's lovely.
Oh, my God.
Oh, could have been a switcher.
That's beautiful.
And I thought it was the ball once again.
Not every day switcher in here, you know.
Fuck it, I went in.
You pink twat.
There you go.
Nice one. See that pie?
He shot where the goalkeeper wasn't safe.
Send 2-0 up to 1-1.
He comes blocking up goal.
Go on James, thank you brother.
What about the margarita that's supposed to be?
He's got a great head of hair.
And no, that's not a commentary line.
And a bullshit press is there.
There he goes, thank you mate.
But that's all I've been doing since our night is like some Leemapp.
Come on.
Is he with pass? I think he's with pass.
Aaron you're playing like a prime, so I'll urge you.
Here you go, here you go.
And up.
Leave the jerks also.
Drop it, drop it, go on.
I'm going to get you from the number nine again. I agree. I agree.
How was that? What through? Nice.
Oh, pie again. Oh, pie. Yeah, pie. See you.
I'm I know I'm doing. Yeah. This way again. Okay. Oh my god.
Beautiful. In a box.
Go on a ball, go on Mark, thank you for the five mate.
I appreciate that love.
That's why it's got a free header.
It's got a fucking good header on it.
It's a good header on that.
That's a great decision.
Okay, let him have it.
How, how, how, how, how?
Oh, well done, Pike.
And goal there goes to Cat FC, they've absolutely fucked him.
Who's at DM?
Mentally, Pie.
That's higher than me after 10.
I was looking for the corner surrounding the opposition.
The midfield's getting a bit fucky all round there.
I thought Pie was in the box for the corners.
I was covering left back.
No, I'm playing DM. I was at left back because we were on...
I stayed back from the corner.
That's in the box.
I'm just waiting in the centre.
Nice, Pye. Love it.
Oh, look, he acts it up, mate.
Oh, look, he acts it up.
Go on, Morg, for having a five again, you sexy bitch.
Thank you, for having a five. Love, thank you, Morg.
I'm out, mate.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, come on.
She's been blasted, time.
Games are fucking rigged.
I'm not failing the back line.
Interesting.
Who's playing at defence?
You got Ryan in there.
Oh nice.
Come on lads.
I feel like we need to be quicker in these one-twos.
We need to understand it a bit more and be a bit quicker.
We're some nice fucking...
Come on, dog!
Favourite of five, mate.
I appreciate that, Don.
I thank you, Favourite of five, bro.
I appreciate that enough.
Come on, lads.
Thank you, mate.
Appreciate you.
Morgan and Morgan and
We got Morgan and
Favourite of five, Mark.
once again thank you very much Morgan I appreciate all I thank you love go on
don't we say Roy fucking kid this is let's fucking over that's fucking over
is it spooning leads to fucking spooing leads to fucking
It's on a goat man.
Are you? Be good.
Oh my god, great press, great press.
And the number nine is on the attack position.
It's not number nine, I'm the 13.
I'm doing it on here and I do sound like a fucking alter-acer.
I know.
I don't know why I'm doing it.
Cat here on this left-hand side, broke three,
Roy comes across to claim it and he gets it very calmly adjusted.
A defense looking to switch it.
So I don't know why I'm doing it.
He's got it on a boat, nice.
I'm coming across eventually if you were to have a horse what would you call the
horse so big but right on me I'm brilliant I'm not even your joke my space
yet line I don't get the joke don't make you explain it so when your horse is
going you'd be like come on me come on me you get it good something is actually
Fuck it you can't have another one. Oh you're similar off. I know it's cuz it walks me on to these past
Let's go go go
Oh my god, it's great play on edge on edge on edge. Hey Jim
Beautiful get your shot off
I don't mind them ones
Yeah, do the box lad. There's only one in it
Yeah
Go on done again fucking go on the boy forever the fire again done a preacher that me look to the 32 is well brother
Don thank you for the fire again mate. Thank you, bro
Someone go each year
I
I should have played 20 seconds earlier to know.
Do you get it?
Sure, but I've looked for me.
We need to let go of the sprint button.
Yeah, we're in the position.
Excellent positioning.
Hopefully see you there, mate.
In no way he's got that.
More swing game on Saturday.
How was that?
Oh, I read that.
Nice.
Hit the gym.
Just by the middle.
Yeah.
Finish it then, I fucking play with you!
Fuck's sake man!
I'm slaying down!
Over that, over that, over that!
I'm fucking playing it!
Take the phone.
It's gone.
It's not far, mate.
Nah, it's never that far, mate.
Not far, though.
My ball, my ball.
Bullshits.
I have a creep in closer.
Cringe.
See you in a bit mate.
Got a fucking thing on Sunday.
I'm lucky to have you.
Lucky G, I don't get the next one though, G. I get the next one.
I was like, it's a friend.
Nice.
Defended Aaron.
Okay, whatever.
Well in, lads.
Yeah, well, probably not a friend out there mate.
I can feel a goal coming by.
That's very impressive.
I can't lie.
Come on.
Let's get out from there.
Well done, well done, well done.
Oh.
You know how I ping that, like, wide left and it's done there?
Oh, my God, there we go.
Go, go, go.
Oh, my.
Shit, Bob. This is first and last game.
Ha-ha!
Fucking control with him.
Go, go, go.
Great for a gun.
Oh, that bounced straight to you, you know.
Caught you there, step up, Aaron.
Oh, my God.
What?!
Fucking hell pie!
Naughty naughty!
Pai are you alright? Why are you following him?
That wasn't me!
Yeah we are Andrew
Don't worry he's not Prince
Let's just play positive I think
Oh my god
No way!
How the fuck is the elders both off there?
Well it's a challenge
And again it's him, it's fucking cunt
Oh my god
What?
He's taking the piss by the way
Now we go, now we go
Wow!
Everything just drops back to him
He wants to go back this way.
Yeah.
Nice.
Go on.
Life's on.
Oh, you were in.
One more.
Go on.
He was, and he was.
Toby's there.
Ah.
Get him back, get him back!
No!
Oh!
Oh, my God.
How was that fell to him, though?
Well, here we go.
It's time for the transition.
Hey, dude.
Just great hold up.
Oh, yeah, you go Aaron, I'll sit there.
Away, away, away.
Mother, away.
Go on, there we go.
Go on, Tommy.
We've got bodies over, we've got bodies over.
Oh, it's fucking shit.
Nice, Aaron.
What the fuck?
God, it's his knees.
Oh, my God.
I don't told me, I don't told me.
I can't complete a fucking pass through.
Okay, I got ten minutes.
We've got ten minutes. Quick one and another.
Line.
Great movement.
Oh, he's dead.
Oh, come on.
Get in the box, get in the box.
He's using the box.
Not let it down.
Oh, it's been over.
Oh, it's been over.
I actually can't remember the last time you completed a pass.
Am I wide am I wide on the right?
Right!
That's a foul, that's a foul.
Cod being good territory here.
Sorry, you didn't know.
I'm just saying the last one fucking went in.
Who's that really, Mr. Cod?
Come on.
You want a jiff?
You might.
Unless you want to get your confidence in it, go for it.
You shoot from there.
Don't shoot, they say.
to Vincent Company how's your brain gone there so quickly fucking show the
lessons
oh my god I can't believe it
it's got to go in you're busting my balls right now man come on you want to
Come on, man.
Expressions.
Find me.
I'm in there.
Caught the fucking ball.
Bravo.
Donovan!
Donovan, Donovan, Donovan!
Donovan, Donovan!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na!
Go on, Donovan.
Favourite 25.
Fucking got a score here for you, brother.
Hey, thank you so much, Don.
Oh, my God.
Dona, thank you so much, I appreciate that a lot, honestly, 5 out of 25 don't your fucking goat mate.
Thank you bruvah.
Oh my god.
Dona, thank you. Thank you, thank you mate, your fucking goat.
What?
I can see you, blad, I'm trying to-
Oh my lord.
Oh for fuck you now.
Dona, thank you mate.
Thank you, thank you.
Press your fucking assholes off here.
Come on press.
Don't leave no stone unturned.
Let's give it in, let's, can give it in.
Send it up, Pie.
Go on, go on.
Aston.
Needs to go, needs to go.
Last attack.
I'm in, I'm in!
He's in!
Change!
Change!
Yeah!
Come on!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'll take it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on!
Come on!
Well in, lads.
Perfect, well done.
What a fucking...
What a fucking surprise! I have to pull us out of the shit!
Always fucking me!
Oh...
There he goes.
Yeah, but they always say the best player is shining the brightest moments.
And that's what I've done right there.
You mean darkest man?
And that's why I flicked on that header.
Fucking bull.
No, it's not. I don't mean that play.
No, I'm all right, Reuben. I don't want any grief with that chip.
Aaron, that's been quite...
Come on, Morgan. Tivoli gifted me.
on on the screen. Mustafa and
Roy there to the pen to the
king.
By the way, shock. Chazer didn't
get me a case where I asked him
Yeah, I just put it to Tencel Ibra and Gabrielle card
Now the value of that's tanking hard innit? Yeah, well, I will do you can keep gonna concede to every game
Yeah, I'll have one more I'll have one more
We've got two boxes upstairs. I know what I planted ones a prem chrome and one's prem finest
I did ask him to get me one, but it's fine. I guess he's
not our
What's the gift he said he got me that's a fucking great question I'll go up and have
a look at him a minute.
Where is?
We having one more early yeah
What's meant for you won't run what's from you fuck I come back to what's meant for you won't run from you
It shows up and stays
Trust the journey
Finest don't look too bad. I
I was trying to get Mel Mel seal
Well, yeah, I'll see those cards now in the fight in the new
Finest cards they've got supporter cards so like
Strip broad the cricket has got one for forest but Mel Mel see
Sorry Mel has got one for leads. Oh, we're at it. You can search. Yeah, scary spice. She's got a supporter card
Yeah, are you in? Yeah, I'm in J. Oh my god.
That is so funny.
Undercover reporter buys cocaine in corner shop.
Told ya, I told ya. Oh yeah, I've seen that, I've seen that on
Everyone thinks he's gone Jamaica
Hey, Justice with Taze, bro
What was that? Everyone thinks he's gone Jamaica
Celine, do you know where it was?
Why is Liam Ross there, the fucking?
What are you asking, Celine?
What the fuck?
What's that?
You just said Celine, do you know where it was?
I'm gonna go knock on the gate
Yeah, he might know where it was
You might know what's up.
What? Why would he know about a shot?
Well, I didn't know he...
He mentioned it in the chats.
He might have read it up on the story.
He's been a fucking idiot.
Oh, my God, we're up.
We're up.
I'm lucky. I genuinely thought you got away with that, then, you know?
Too far, I've seen him on IRL and he dropped the accent.
What? What do you mean he dropped the accent?
What accent?
He did an IRL stream and...
Yeah.
to say it was
fuck you doing my
what do you mean by that?
excuse me
i mean i meant
i'm off now i think
i'll play to the whistle
fuck i wasn't meeting you
fuck you mate
respect
do you know what saturday ging
what the winter game
yeah you got a final
are you alright
in there.
Not my left.
You've got a big game on Saturday, innit?
Yeah.
Every game's a big game.
It's like, no, but this is fucking big.
Every game's a big game.
No, but this is like, I've been getting shit off of him over the phone in real life, everything
bro.
Oh no.
You're telling me you're fucking...
I'm not messing.
I'm telling you are.
Oh my God.
I wonder if any of the spectators are on the pitch this time.
Oh, sorry, lads.
Fuck, sorry, chat.
Nice.
No, not this one.
W11 hours today, chat.
We're covering these spectators one to five.
There they are.
Yeah
It was coming as well I knew it was coming new coming we couldn't get me shot
coming
Nice big
Oh my gosh.
I'm all...
I was gonna try to be...
I don't wanna touch every time.
Call me Therry Liquid.
Cos I'm clean.
How are you now?
Go on.
Oh, I started to try to match all over again.
Fuck it, whip it.
I thought I was gonna overlap, lad.
Nice.
Toby, I'm in there.
Like swimwear.
Puss!
Aaaaaah
Awa
Go on his ass
Aaaaah
Not killing, not killing, not killing
Yeah, he's from the S'That, bruv
Ha
That's the what?
You know exactly what I'm talking about
Hehehehehe
Fucking hell
There's been another red car roll
I don't think he does- Oh
Fucking hell, fucking hell
Who brought it back there though
They're up in there
Fucking pie diving here
I think f**king twat
Tobbe
Yeah, you muted mate
Uh, three days are in
No, five days, sorry Aaron
What's man talking about
What's that about pie?
That Bromley one, is it?
Oh, that's all for the versus Bromley, but we haven't seen that today.
You don't think you're going about the same thing, mate?
No, no, no, no. I've said to Benna about that charity match.
Oh, yeah, oh, right, the Bromley one, you.
Yeah.
Oh, you've got to be more switched on!
You've got to be more switched on!
I fucking pressed B as well.
Circle.
are you what are you going to that one then play yeah yeah I believe so
fucking shit G fucking all gone to shit but where's Bromley's acting like
Northampton no it's in London it's not far from Crystal Palace oh fuck oh nice
I'm on a yellow me
Apply the press passion good passion to be on a yellow. Oh wow gonna win that have to win that a
Week foot pass and the pressure from the keeper
But we don't be afraid to go down that right side you just letting you know
I was all running that way so I was trying to just change momentum.
I'm not that dangerous in a game.
I'm fucking dangerous bro, if you give it me at the right time.
Here we go.
Run.
And again.
On the ground.
It's fucking floor.
I would play up on the top.
Go back.
Get from your part.
Yeah, don't have mate, you're a goat bro.
It's a...
Oh mate.
Really keep out of your auto.
I go the friend dude.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
really keep out if you're on to make all the friendly
what a fucking surprise
pie face cost us a goal again just like that blood and just like that from zero to fucking zero again
Oh my god, he's in here, love that.
No, he's talking right over there, he's so fucked.
Fucking hell, man.
Fucking hell, Axe.
Love you, Jake.
Wish I could sum him up.
He's showing TV that, surprise, surprise.
Oh, what that?
He's going off back in the middle of that.
He's in there.
Yeah, the fucking hell.
What is the difference?
He's going off back in the day that.
He's in the back.
Yeah, they're fucking out of time.
What is it, thanks?
They're crashing.
Don't blind date.
He's bringing back blind date.
Oh my god, do you remember Married at First Sight?
Yeah, that's still going, isn't it?
The Aussie one's going to kick us off and that, yeah.
Is Love on the spectrum still going?
Yeah, it is.
What's that one?
Hey.
What was that? What was that?
What was that, Aaron?
Oh no. I've never seen it before.
What is going on?
Where's my CD-EBS?
I'm here.
Now, Jeremy, where the fuck is it in his arm, middle?
You can't be higher up.
No, you can't.
Serious, Terz, it gave me the throwing.
It's all gone to shit.
I actually can't do that.
And we lost the ball from the throwing.
I cannot be held accountable for that.
Well, now I fucking can't be because I'm actually the throwing and then we have a double from the throwing
No, I fuck this out of pride to get off me
What have I done there just fucking really moves?
But if you're gonna do your little range mate, you go at least make it. No, it's not raise bait mate. You're just shit
You're not great either, you just get away with it.
Well, I scored the fucking equaliser in the first goal last game, so I'm not really sure about that.
Well done, you play fucking defensive and don't defend.
Congratulations.
You've had more bookings this game than forward passes.
Mate, the thing is, your shit, you get away with it, I saw it badly.
I don't get away with it at all, I do my job, I do my job.
You're not even in shot. You're not even in shot.
You're not even in shot, Pie. Where are you?
Again, this is what I mean, see. You can't actually rage bait well because I am in this part of the game.
Whereas finishing wise, your finishing is shot.
How can I get a shot when you're not passing it forward?
Where's the defence?
I'm talking to fucking shit.
I'm talking to fucking shit.
Honestly, he's fucking useless, Jack.
Have we got a midfield in this game?
Oh, you've done fuck all as well, so you might want to pipe down.
I don't mind being called shit.
You've had more bookings than fucking David Gatt, bro.
You're fucking on a shit game.
You're playing so you're not a shit game.
It's a myth.
Beno, calm down mate, you're always fucking banging it.
Mate, at the end of the day, at the end of the day.
You know what, that's the only fucking S.Y.A.
That's the only violation you've got on your body.
Give me some of your new pie.
Give me some of your new pie.
Beno, it's like fucking Taze,
like, Gingel says something funny
and then Taze would do it like five minutes later,
like, oh, Gingel did it, I'm copying.
That's what he did.
Hey, why is Taze touching Strasza?
I'm just saying, Beno, that's what you're doing there.
You're like, oh, Gingel.
Everyone's getting his own life face today.
Look at me, I've lived life dog deno, daddy Jim's dead.
Pius head's gone, fam.
Oh, my face.
Pius, Pius, Pius.
Give me a different fucking one.
No, forget this, can you just focus on your game play and fucking do something?
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Thank you.
It worked bad for not being able to raise the pay, it was a play.
All right move, move, extra driver, driver, driver.
We need a fucking guy to come back.
Go to bed.
Fucking out.
Fuck you.
You're shit as well.
Excuse me.
You're fucking shit as well.
Excuse me.
You fucking say you can't, what's my talking about?
So you get away with it.
You're fucking useless, mate.
You're like talking about on pro clubs.
Hey, you need to stop.
You need to stop.
Because it's not fair when I'm laughing, man.
Oh
That's what I'm telling you brother you're just talking about everyone else what about you things bro me
Yes, what I done Ed Sheeran with the comb over you
You don't do it anything
I'm not doing anything you blood a penalty for my
Not doing anything. I'm just looking for in the whole
Bro, what was that?
Paper mache blood what was that?
fucking hell, Pyme in attack as well, he's got to go 54 minutes and he's give the fucking ball away, what a surprise
three cams, we've got three cams, we've played well said, well said Tobi, well said
fucking played, you should have heard him off the community, FCB vision, he fucking showered them
I would be laughing about Borla League of Irony.
Yeah, I know.
You're all fired.
You're all fired on form.
You know, you were in fucking top four conventions.
Are you buried at that, lads?
I'm holding.
I'm not asked.
I don't know what I went for.
What is that?
Remember, if you shoot 20 times, one's going to go, isn't it?
Yeah.
He's got smoke for you today, Jens Stolten.
I know.
It's all right.
It's what people do.
They're having a bad game.
to wiggle out of it. Look, I've got me sent an arse to knock him out of his job.
Well, you know, well, fuck it out. I'm a sent an arse, it ain't gonna work.
I won the free kick instead. I'll do the midfield of the job.
What'd you mean, Jake?
Excuse me.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, can't believe it.
Can't believe it.
my controller big man thing well the fuck is holding up
where is yes right oh my god
he's so fucking cute in his shop hebs away I get you playing
games to me but when we're all having a laugh and playing pro clubs and you're
coming to me chat going you're all rattled I don't think it works
You're a fucking gold don't have what's this? Oh my god, please.
I don't know.
Bro, this, this keep is insane.
Hey, don't have 525 again.
Make your fucking go.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate you massively.
Make your fucking legend.
Thank you, mate.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
you mate. Oh my, oh my god. Hey Donna, thank you very much mate. If you've been given the
sub, make sure you say thank you. Donna, thank you so much mate. I appreciate that. Honestly,
you're a fucking legend. Thank you mate. Thank you bro.
Yeah, we're not on about that mate. I've heard that before as well.
And I've heard about fucking being a big one.
I'm going to call you Apple, Apple better. That's going to be your new nickname.
Explain the drill.
You just keep recycling then you. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
just keep going just the same thing just a little bit
Apple the tech company not the big one
He's got here again
you're so cute when you get angry pal
I love it
You look so cute
Aww
He's putting a cute petoo here
Any chance of an offense here
Ah, that's a well
I'm playing play-out season in a shot there by the way, play is not in shot.
You're just as bad, you're just as bad.
I'm just as bad as you're mental.
I'm the only one who's fucking scoring.
I meant in terms of the originality,
you get that three times I've been in the box.
No one's scored.
What's up, sorry, Pie?
Nothing mate, you're better cut from the same cross.
I'm not such a little pie.
What have you said that's original?
Well I'm not trying to claim to be original mate.
Not even if it's me, better we've not claimed that.
Yeah exactly.
I've just been brought into this conversation, I'm just trying to try to play Proclus' pain,
you're fucking losing your edge.
How am I?
I'm actually, this is the thing, I'm very calm.
Your one disc to me, try the same one that you say all the fucking time.
I've just given you about five discs, so you can easily get your ears checked.
No, no, no.
Bro just hit me with a top ten year six fucking bio.
Oh, bruh, I might have to find this as a fight.
One man at the back here.
One man.
Don't have to look at the back.
Sorry, Don.
Thank you.
Sorry.
Sorry, B. Is that better?
Five-nil, you know.
We should have one more game.
Nah, fuck that.
I'm not playing with you.
You're just fucking playing in this mood.
You shit.
Oh, come on, man.
Aw.
What have you done?
What have I done?
I've fucking defended the ass off, bro,
because you're s***.
It's going next to me. Hang it up.
Nice goal, mate. It's well in.
Bro, there's goalkeeper.
There's a goalkeeper with a joke.
Well in, Toby. Did you keep your head up, G?
Goalkeeper's a joke.
Only five more down.
That's eight minutes.
We can get six.
I'm going to keep on him in there.
Bro, just have it from there, mate.
Bro, I've got this looking old in midfield.
Santa Mac.
Santa Mac's in front as well.
And there we are. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Stand her up. Someone's fucking taking a shot.
Oh, is it Donna V? Is it Donna? I like the name Donna.
Come on. Come on. Where's the defence, bro?
It's just where is Pye, bro. It's like, where is it?
Oh, this is... Where is it?
I stayed up at five now, I thought, fuck it.
It's Paul, that, isn't it? It's Paul.
Where the fuck is he going?
He's so shit, honestly.
All joke and design, he's the worst thing
I've never seen Grace Proclel
He is the worst thing I've ever seen Grace Proclel that pie face
Where was it where the fuck was he there pie?
So shit
Right not in the shot again
So shit honestly so shit
What are you on the front post pie?
No, come on bro, you don't want to go through this again, it's going to be it again.
I'll say it, I'll say it.
I'll say pie out.
You know what, I'm surprised you haven't even played today.
Why is that pie?
I'm fighting too busy riding Corey's deck.
No way!
That's not a bad dick to ride to me.
That's it, why is this?
Oh no!
It's a great seat mate, it's a great seat.
Oh, that's your pie! Well done mate!
Hey, whoever's one of the minds of yours five gifts is two!
Get your wallet out, get your wallet out!
Get your wallet out!
Get your wallet out!
Wallet out!
Get your wallet out!
Yes!
You've gone in the middle of the match, I'm fucking going to go mad.
Please be me, hey, please be me on Benno!
Please be me on Benno!
I'm not giving it to you.
Please be me on Benno!
I nearly ate one.
Yes, it was me!
No, it weren't, it weren't.
Oh, fuck it now, it was right, it was right, it was right.
I don't mind giving it to Roy. That's sad, that's possible.
Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
I don't mind giving it to Roy.
It was the other one.
The Viagra is on the stream, bro.
I don't give it to Roy. I don't mind giving it to him.
The other one was a box of just giving it to Roy.
I don't know if I just did that. I was a bit stupid.
Right, it's been a fucking pleasure tonight, I go on a thieves in a bit.
One more game!
I mean, you can, I'm just going to go off, though.
I'm ten hours in, I'm shattered.
And now it's time for us to say goodbye.
Thank you, cheers in a bit.
Hey, game of the night.
Rightio, chat.
It has been a fucking pleasure.
It has been an honour.
And it has been a fucking privilege.
Thank you very, very much, chat, for watching my stream,
10 and a half hour stream, my fucking goats.
I appreciate you, man, honestly.
Thank you so fucking much.
I will send you over to Big Begoat.
Hopefully, you keep trying to rattle pie, that'll be funny.
Chat, I will see you all tomorrow.
I'm not sure what time yet,
but all I know is Lisa and Riley
will be coming round to give us some fucking lessons.
And we love McDonald's.
All right, chat.
I will see you all tomorrow.
Good night.
God bless.
Sleep tight.
I love you all.
Thank you very much for everything.
And I'll see you all tomorrow, chat.
Have a good one.