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Hello, hello, hello, ladies and gentlemen!
Hello, hello!
It is time for your host, 8-1.
one a lot of people saying it very weird very very weird eight one ladies and
ladies before we get into that we're at the bobbos
we're at the bobbos hello hello hello hope you're all doing well I hope you're all
well unlucky yesterday we were lucky mate we were shit I saw it's not me it's
all you can fucking say I mean I'm happy to fucking discuss it but I'm fucking
I'm fucking what more can be said you get part of anyone you fucking crack on
you move on hey autismic for every 29 mate Daniel give it a 16 don't
favorite four months. Jack very very much made famous Alex my fucking mascot.
Favorite of five gifted mate. I appreciate that Alex. Thank you. Absolutely legend.
Sugar mama. Sugar mama. She's my sugar mama.
Sugar mama. Sugar mama. She's my sugar mama.
Go on Suzy, I'm mad bitch. Thank you very, very much. I appreciate that a lot Suzy.
Unbelievable from you. Thank you so much, love. I appreciate that a lot. Thank you very much Suzy, love.
I appreciate that a lot. Go on.
Ginger, I can't believe you nearly broke my phone yesterday, but luckily, yeah.
Well, you shouldn't have thrown it to me, mate, and I didn't nearly break it. Thank you.
You threw it and it was a shit throw.
I'm very good. Thank you, Jason. How are you? Suzy, thank you for the 25 love.
You're a fucking legend. Thank you so much, Suze. I appreciate that.
God, Amy, I'm a bitch. Five out of five gifted, Amy.
What a... You're a seven, Suze.
Thank you very much, Amy. I will upload the Vod Angam.
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh?
What was that, Suze? Chaz?
You're lacking? Fucking get a better Wi-Fi than your dick. No, you're not. I've got me back pack. No. Yeah.
And so is Kara Manchas.
What's a bov fish?
It's a fish that's going to live at the bov house mate.
I can't make it any more clear than that to be honest.
Yeah, he is talking but the camera is not on to be honest.
Do you know what I mean?
So, have you already got a fish tank knowing there's a pond in the garden mate?
Well, I don't think they thought about this.
Let's say, no ASAM, oh, by the way,
W on the marathon mate, well done.
How long did you do it in?
Hey, how, before the 20 months mate, I appreciate that.
Also, right, they have not thought about this.
You probably need a, no, you probably don't need
a pump for the pond, but whatever Fox gets under the gate
and then just fucking yams the fish.
what about that? 5 hours 38 love that Ken, well in mate. Poster, it's GG innit? It's GG.
You do need a pump. Well it was Jake's idea there so let me google. Do you need a pump
for fish in a pond.
Billing pond air pump.
I don't think you need one.
Caitlin, thank you for the five,
not a five, thank you for the five.
Thank you very much Caitlin, I appreciate that.
Thank you, love.
Though I'll just have a look here.
Oh, I'm going, yes.
Oh, there you go.
It's highly recommended, but it's not essential.
For most fish ponds to maintain a healthy environment, it circulates water, prevents stagnation and adds vital oxygen and helps filters remove fish waste.
I'd like to imagine they're going to sell pumps wherever Jake is planning on going.
Does anyone know where Jake is planning on going?
Probably not.
Need a net to protect from herrings well said we'll get we need a pump we need a net and we need fish
Yeah, oh yeah, but can probably pickles to be found mate
Just means the fish will survive a week instead of a few years. Yeah, we all right then love forget about them in a week anyway
I'm joking. I'm joking fucking hell. Don't take me head off. I'm joking Jesus
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Fucking always delivered alive fucking mad
Always deliver fucking out
Oh, this was just serious raise bait. I mean look at it
I'm not even a read this I
Will read actually
Jin's literally triads every charity match. Jin's was the biggest try on the field
It's funny because I'll keep you triad if you give you people goals. It makes
So it just makes no sense. But all these like Reese Marshall. They're blessing fucking go on Reese. Come on, mate
Tell me, are we in 2014?
Do you know what I mean?
Are we in 2014?
There's two things you do in a charity match, alright?
By the way, this is unbelievable.
me and gives me everything I need to my best friend that was not a big what you
worry about I'll see about what you worry about I'll see about and it's
serious I'm lucky she where I can go home to my wife who supports me and gives
me everything I need to my best friend see my best friend but no bit she is
and it's serious that is so fucking funny i can't lie so funny like what else have we got here
Fuckin' love it.
What an edit that is.
What's the meaning behind this?
What's the meaning behind that it's popped off to be fair 53k likes
Right, okay, I'm with you
Repost there's so many good edits
Fuck off Roy
Yeah, no collect mate you can keep spamming if you don't if you want I'm not arse and not
Whoa some fucking good photos these
8-1
I feel as though we might as well speak just briefly on it
It was a close game for two minutes.
Actually, I don't think it was. I think the score in two minutes. Let's just have a look.
Have a look.
One league.
Yeah, no, they did score. Mampolo, two minutes in.
And then, sorry, the sack has had two minutes in as well. It's really good, really good.
I mean, yes, we lost 8-1, but you've got to look at the end of the day, they were very fortunate,
we missed the penalty. You know, it goes 7-2, there's five minutes left and you go from that.
Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? It's a different game. It's a different game.
It could have been 88. It could have been 88.
Did you tell the mush that kept getting in your face you'll give him an autograph after the game?
You're about Man Polo. I spoke to Man Polo after. He weren't happy about some of the things that I'd
said about him. So he came up to celebrate in my face. And I can happily accept that.
I can happily accept that. But what I also have to say is that pitching them a pool,
is incredibly dry incredibly dry and my players were not ready for that pitch
it is very very dry very dry
and i mean we have a look shall we actually have a look at the goals we concede it this will be
funner i've got a laugh because if i don't i'll cry let's have a look here let's have a look
at the goals. These are the highlights. Two minutes in. So actually what should have happened,
butch should have been in the middle, alright, and Josh should have been out wide. So that's
from the off, the first thing that went wrong, right? Tracking back, there should be another
player here tracking back. I don't know who it is up here. I think it's me, the news
striker. Not tracking back. Still not here. Lease, Elitz wide open. Poor marking from
Josh but again that should actually be Butch. Oh hey, thanks fuck by the way goalkeeper.
If it weren't for him it would have been fucking 15. Easy. Then literally the rule
was, every goal kick go long. Goal kick, get straight passed into the middle, lose out
on it and then bang to know down straight away.
Well, that was from kickoff that second goal.
I mean, that is that's from kickoff.
I think that is that from kickoff.
actually was that was actually from kickoff and conceding the first goal
what the fuck are we doing
I mean that just is brilliant you just have to say it's class I'm gonna fucking
lose me shit. I'm going to lose me shit here. How the fuck three weeks in a row, right?
Do we let the ball go through the wall? Goalkeepers are going to save this. Okay. The definition
of not being an goalkeeper. You put a wall there so you don't have to worry about that
certain that side right if the ball ever goes through the wall it should never
be the goalkeeper's fault right let's say obviously P rolls under his legs or
whatever right this is awful I literally said it on the side where the wall has
to stay as a wall deflects off butch and bounces up we actually might have to
practice being a wall at Trader's the massive deflection 3-0 in six minutes
gotta be stronger there again not tracking runners look he lays it off you
You have to win that, Edda. Spence is not Trax's runner. As free as you like, bang, 4-0.
That was unbelievable, Mampolka. I'll give him that. That was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
Unfortunately, we conceded four more, so it doesn't matter.
Way too narrow here. Way too narrow.
Every time, look, we're just leaving Mampolo on for his right foot first time.
What the fuck are we doing?
There's your first one. There's your first one.
First time into the back of the net.
net. Exact same again, first time into the back of the net. Then they get a penalty.
I
Great we know we were shit
I
Don't know he's trying to get a reaction that I wouldn't give it in I work given it him he wanted me to fucking react
Now they didn't include me losing yet at the water bowl although the kind of water sure safe
So that's what you've got to do in it. Also, NDA lost to N5, Almazat and STS lost as well.
So if there was a week to lose, we got away with it this week. We did get away with it
because all the other top three lost. But what I will say is if we would have actually
turned up and won that had to be a massive massive three points and we obviously have
um finger next week I don't know if it's been said yet go on then we'll watch it
again we'll watch it again go on then yeah God devils
What's it in there?
Floor.
Clutch look very good, mate.
I'm not even joking.
I said this clutch will get top four.
I have said that from the start.
I'm not wrong, I'm not wrong. He fucking will. He'll remind me of that. Yeah, last
of fall sleep has been un-age restricted, which is really nice of him. I'm not sure
why it was age restricted to begin with, to be honest, but I guess it is what it is.
Are you permanently signed a keeper?
I'm not sure yet.
I mean, Coxle, I'm sure I messaged Mitt.
We haven't smoked since we got by eight-one just yet.
So, you see what I mean?
How are you saying please don't?
Our goalkeeper was,
I don't actually understand what he's going on about.
Our goalkeeper was quality yesterday.
I actually don't understand it.
He's a son of a fucking, like, are you all right?
And yet, wait, I'm gonna minute.
conceded eight exactly that's how good he was we only conceded eight it should
have been 15 right there with me a minute
right I've been told to watch an edit from this person it would have generally
How dirty is a football stadium?
You see, I'm not wearing a ticket.
I'm not wearing a ticket.
Have we got a young journalist on our hands there?
How dirty is a football stadium?
You see, this little device turns my phone into a microscope,
which is able to spot dirt.
So to test it, I went to the Sidemen charting app,
and I started off by putting this statue
outside the stadium under it,
and it was pretty clean.
So I went into the stadium and tested out my seat before I sat in it and I saw a go
Right for an Aldo and subscribe from essay, but finally I put the stadium food under it
How
Move it up
Theo, do you want to find me a bit of smite? Go on the bike. Please use a hello better.
Hello better.
Er, it's quite a loud one, but I thought you two made your family proud.
His fans proud. Agreed. Is this the one you wanted me to watch? I copied and pasted
the name. This is what you come and paste it. He's that.
They crammed the fire.
I thought Bruno was doing it.
I know what it is.
Moving on.
Right then.
Shall we go upstairs and see what Chazzie's doing?
We can go and see what you call it, what time we're going and stuff like that.
So I'll be back.
I'll put Chazzie's ingest on bare in me a minute yet.
Let's do it.
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
Few of me, James, cheers, Cams mate.
Right.
The video's 22.19.
Ah, you're being dicks!
Stop being dicks!
Stop being dicks!
That was actually fucking cold. That was actually fucking cold if I lie. That was actually fucking sick.
That was actually cold.
I'm out.
Rating in the stars.
What?
I'll pay for them both.
I'm a fighter.
Good luck.
I'll face you there.
Oh.
Season's coming up.
But I will never change.
I'm on my way.
I'm on my way.
I'm on my way.
What you wearing there, mate?
Well, we're in here. Yeah
What am I wearing? Oh, mate, I'm an absolute disaster today. Really? I've gone in my closet and I've gone
Oh, the only thing I've got clean is my spare side and charity match
YouTube all stars training kids
Where did I play? Oh
You come back. Have you got a picture? Oh, I've got a picture. Yeah, I have
Hold on, let me just, I think Wembley Stadium, fuck off.
Yeah, Wembley.
Oh my God.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, so that, that is me.
Oh my God, it's you, yeah?
Yeah, that's me.
Oh no, that's not the shirt you're wearing.
No, no, this is the cherry kiss.
This is the training.
That's the actual one that I wore during the game
where there was no anti-fans
and people when I scored mella foot in.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, that's right, mom.
Yeah, so, so I said this was actually
half-time me and George Clark were the only people out on the pitch at this
point we kind of went early yeah and this is just me kneeling down I don't
actually know why probably just like aura farming or something. It was just aura farming and luckily
they've got an unbelievable picture yeah yeah I mean there was a lot of goals in
the game it was 20 there was also a lot in last night there was nine in a game
last night as well which was mental. That is crazy. Honestly, you got one and think of
how long the games are. One of the games was only 30 minutes. This one was 90 minutes.
Wow. That is... Yeah, but you're mental.
What do you say though, sometimes the shorter games are the more intense ones?
Yeah, no, fully, fully, especially like the goals are smaller. That was actually
a competitive game apparently, as well, like where they're playing to win, I think.
Come on, is it?
Um, yeah but no mate, honestly you should have been there.
Yeah, it was a fucking cold experience, bro.
It was unbelievable.
Especially when you got Wembley Stadium.
I'm going to quickly get off my home just in case there's a really bad...
Awww.
You was there!
What is that?
That's...
Oh, you got my lagging!
Did you see that?
Yeah, I was there!
Did you score as well?
Yes, I...
Hold on a minute, hold on a minute.
Is it out to go?
No worries mate, there you go.
How annoying.
Do you know what it was?
My goal was a bit different for yours.
Yeah, no worries.
I've kind of, Colin has been given and I thought, I looked at the clock and I thought, I'm going to be there.
Nine minutes in here.
There's 95,000 people that have paid to be here.
Yeah, I think you're, where's the goals?
Let's get the fucking game started.
Come on.
Let's get the game started.
So I've fucking, I've run up.
You know what?
No.
You know, one thing you're not getting a bit of praise for is you're the defender.
Here we go.
Oh no, you've gone with the...
It's the movement.
It is.
You've given them the...
You've given them the feeling that you're the defender, I'm sure you are.
And as someone obviously is a huge academy prospect that nearly went pro, right, that
you've er, rode to short, same set, right, I really vote the movement.
I really do.
The way you, the way you've spun out him, and you've created that space to
There's a Sunday League player that's fucking great work.
Honestly mate, unbelievable.
I'm just glad we can appreciate it.
You got one of the mini-fridge.
Nah, just one mini-fridge. Just one mini-fridge.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Do you know what? You're the only person I don't mind, mate.
At least it's royalty.
Having a canal max.
Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I appreciate that.
Oh, he's pissed, he's pissed.
I thought he was going to have a camera.
What?
I thought he was going to have a camera.
Was that on then?
No, no, no, no, he wasn't on camera, by the way.
Have you thought about what you named your fish?
Yeah, well, Jakey, as I've probably said,
he's the one naming the fish.
Oh, no, I've got my own one.
Mine's called Adana Blarclark Yang.
Shulk, shulk name's going to be Blarclark.
If you, what, do you want me to do something
to ask them later?
I was even gonna call him that or Wembley.
Yeah, or you could say, ooh, Evian.
What, like the bottle of water?
Yeah, the bottle.
Oh.
Ah, right, okay.
That's not a football game.
Okay, okay, I get where we're coming in.
Boxed him.
Yeah, boxed him with it.
Yeah, yeah.
Smart water.
Yeah.
Well, actually, you reckon a smart water
is probably smarter than your manager.
Yeah, I mean, you could be.
You could be.
He's not gonna be that hard, is it?
Yeah, can we just not talk about that?
I've had a fucking great few days.
Like, it's been an unbelievable few days.
And-
Well, can we talk about when you're not in them,
beating Chelsea away?
I would never talk about you're not in them, yeah.
So, obviously, what the fuck happened last night?
Because what it looks like you need goals
and who won the pressure point?
Against Jakey and Beano.
And Beano.
But Beano's better than me.
You know, Beano would have beat you,
but you weren't for the special.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
You didn't.
That's a classic thing I do. I've seen him do that all the time.
Really?
Yeah, I've seen him do that all the time.
The last one he didn't try anything special to stay in it.
That's true, yeah.
He didn't try anything special.
That's very true.
And Jake, he's just special.
So, like, you can't really...
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, that is awesome.
You can't really put it into words.
Yeah. No, I respect that. I respect that.
What went wrong last night, disorganized, wasn't aggressive, didn't want it.
And it was just overall absolutely shambolic.
Yeah, I mean, it was, the game was over in four minutes.
Four-0 in four minutes was bad.
But that's the thing about football, isn't it?
Some days you can be on top of the world,
and some days you can be the world,
and you feel the pain and the weight and the gravity.
That is what yesterday was about and you know there's two ways you can react you can lash
out you can lose your head or you can smile a little laugh and I took it like a man and
I smiled a little laugh.
You knew Frosank?
You're definitely Frosank because I was like pissing myself on the sideline.
No so that someone in the crowd asked for a can of water.
Oh!
I fucking loved it.
Oh so he had a bit of water.
Basically it was, it was up there in the box.
was up there in the box and he got in the water and I've gone, what?
That was through in the water.
That makes it 100 gifted apparently, mate.
Is that 100 gifted?
No, they're changing shit.
Yeah, they are, they are, they are changing shit, yeah.
They always do that.
Yeah, they do.
So, are we going to get out or are we just fucking waiting for J.K. Davison
and everything, you know, like, I'm ready to go, yeah.
Yeah, I'm ready to go as well.
Shall we start coming off and we'll just go, Nicky's out of there.
Yeah, we could do, yeah.
Oh, I know, by the way.
Get me on, get me on, we'll get the backpatch set up, Bob.
Governor, what do you say?
I don't know.
No, Jim, what do you say?
What was the result?
What were you saying?
What were you saying?
I was going to say I was going to check what Jake did.
Yeah, because...
He's just trying to fix something.
Did that work for him, mate?
Of course.
I was speaking to you, Charlie.
I was speaking to Jim.
Yeah, honestly, why is he still talking to me?
I'm sorry, Jim.
Remember mate remember we're not fucking about look at the monitor any more
of that your job say hey that's my very sad you got there you go
they're not messing about anymore also I've started a new there's a new thing
guys called project Bob so we're basically cutting down his costs majorly
because he's been costing me a right to you could all tells in London aren't
Yeah, hotels in London
All the friends should not be able to stream it anyway
Yeah, not unless you're in anyway
And guess what? You didn't even use the room
You slept on Kevin Lanchas's floor
I wouldn't let him in
I wouldn't let him in, because apparently
We could pay afterwards
And then I'd get a call at London car show
Yes, what have you done with a Samson?
I ain't touched a Samson
Samson?
Yeah, I'm still
Yeah, till Friday
It's in Friday, yeah.
But yeah, I understand that he's lost my fucking samsung.
I found it, man.
And he found it.
He had to call me.
My streaming fan.
And he had to just call me again.
He was like, you're done with it.
I'm thinking, I ain't done nothing with it!
It ain't your responsibility.
It ain't, is it?
I was just calling to check if he's going to come back.
What?
You should have not been in your possession at all times.
Exactly.
At all times.
Too much answering back.
Yeah.
What did he just say?
What did he just say?
What did he just say?
Don't speak to him like that, what did he say?
Was he not telling you to shut the fuck up?
I think he was, I think he was.
He has some fucking balls here.
Oh listen mate, you're talking to two gold scorers at Wembley.
Champions of the Slytherin Channel.
And you're talking to us like this.
It's a scum.
No, no, no.
No, that's fine, that's fine.
Because no one's asked about that, did you know what I mean?
What are you talking about?
Why are you...
Oh, you can't talk.
Also as well, also as well, these two have formed the right little bond over the weekend,
Jin.
And they were speaking to the fucking...they were speaking to the American cameraman,
Ron's cameraman, Lacey's cameraman, Marlon's cameraman.
They're all in the fucking...
You don't need to call me a cameraman.
No, we did a clubbing.
We did a clubbing.
Not you two.
Look, he's down around with Rocket like he's down fucking Nassar.
Right? They're all in the photo booth doing like poses and that.
Well, it's not, I don't know if he gets what happened.
What was the plan? Everyone coming back with me on Saturday.
Yeah. This fucker. I want to stay another night.
Did you? Did you? Did you? Did you? Did you?
Did you? Did you? Where'd you stay?
In my room, didn't you?
Yeah, they both stayed in my room.
Cos like, let's go home.
fucking joke it is it is a fucking joke so I know I'm gonna say you're no I
don't know if anyone yeah but honestly you I did it you know nice three days
together right you're not best mates your colleagues your colleagues
it's just I'm talking about me and stuff it but anyway I'm sorry project
So if I order an Andos, he gets a Pep 8, it's 20 quid cheaper.
Stop talking!
It's still different.
I understand that Charles is older and a bit more mature, right?
But it's not hard to shut a fuck up.
Exactly.
Exactly.
There we go.
So yeah, we brought it boys, we're cutting down into costs massively.
He no longer gets a new buck, he walks back to Liverpool.
Right because that saves me extra 40 quid a day. Yeah. Yeah, no more Uber Eats
If we're out in a shop you want to drink you buy it yourself
No
Knock on to an else. They can't use your top in your back garden or what?
That's a fucking yes. Yeah, oh
Chaz, can I get a bottle of water? No, refill the one from the other day. Agreed.
I keep that in. I agree. They're refillable. Exactly. The bottles for every case. Exactly. There's a cap that you twist and it's not...
Because I looked at the tab, me and Silvagan for it, he's cost me a right to equate on top of his salary.
Which is already extortionate.
And thinking of the experience he's had here.
Exactly. This thing with a lot of businesses, they offer a low wage, what a high premium you mean in experience.
And that's what Chaz is on.
He's on 20 pound a month, but he's going to Japan. He's going to Silverstone.
He's going to the Simon and Territor. He's met phase adapt.
Yeah, exactly. You can't put a price on these experiences.
That's why we bought it. You've got 2.16 dollars on a pretty cheap wage.
Yeah, I agree with that.
You've got a pretty cheap wage and it works out if I do an 8-hour stream.
He's walked over it for a good 16 quid.
But, at the end of the day, he was...
Do you know what I'm going to say? I've heard about you.
I've heard about my message request and it's that.
Oh, f**k, I need to come home for the Simon and Chet and that.
Yeah.
That's the bad mother, the bad mother, he's hotel, right to you quid, right, hotel, and
then he's trying to get him out of here as well.
Oh, the room service was a joke, wasn't it?
Oh, yeah!
What if I wanted to have a side of chips, you'd have to say no mate!
Yeah, you did.
Oh, I'll have Pixar cards, why some chess?
Don't try and have them off him.
Exactly, I could have grabbed him off.
Have you just shit your pants?
I mean, in your soccer right, in your soccer right, you know what I'm saying?
I think he genuinely just fucking shits himself.
And I'll tell you good.
Nice, nice.
Yeah, mate?
Good, thank you mate, you?
Yeah, fantastic.
Water, shit.
Oh, alright.
It was just one of those months, it's like, it echoes.
It echoes in your pants.
You feel like this out now, but it's not.
A little bit, yeah.
I hear it massively.
Can you get the camera on please,
if you can go check it out.
Can you take the slide, please?
Thank you.
No, he told you to fuck off. He wouldn't have done that, he definitely wouldn't have done
that. You can't move that long now, quick mate, sorry.
He's clicking his fingers, and he's speaking again. It's not hard to not speak.
Can you have the lenses while you're saying it?
Why are you speaking again?
You always do this.
Shut the fuck up!
Now!
Invest in yourself.
Invest in yourself, it goes on all your fucking handos mate.
30 quid a day, you want a starter as well.
Yeah, love a bit of a loony, do you, Vod?
That's taking the piss though. Yeah it is. There we go. Now you can see this again. There's more zoom dude.
Yeah it's not as wide. No it isn't as wide. It isn't. And it actually makes me look a little bit rounder than it is in real life, doesn't it?
It does, doesn't it? Yeah it does. It definitely does. Yeah.
Yeah. You say the camera has done 10 pounds? Yeah it's true.
So I measure 10 on every time I fucking go on my body brawler.
Yeah.
I don't wear them.
Well what though, there's a hard to do bridge out on 10.
Absolute joke.
Hey, Fito, five of the bits.
Can you say hi Betty?
I've just had to do this to Jim as well, yeah,
but he needs more than 500 bits, Betty.
No, I did it for 500.
Did you?
Yeah.
Gifted.
Yeah, gifted, totally gifted, of course.
500 gifted?
I don't surprise me that.
I don't surprise me.
You're so hot.
Thank you, Fati.
you can switch thank you there we go and we're all just like that
just bend over what's your I don't think yeah just
Ingest 12 or ingest? Ingest 12 or ingest? Ingest.
What the fuck is going on?
He's dead.
He can't get in.
Fuck him, put it there Chaz, you have a mouthful. Go ahead Chaz.
Well then, you're mad at.
Oh, that was unnecessary. You've no need to shop.
Oh!
Salt your mate out.
He's got an amazing name for you.
What's this?
He's really good. Look, he's just cold as fire.
No!
Oh!
Can I show you a gun that you can come in?
Hey, you can come in, I promise you.
Hey, you can come in.
I can't see, I can't fucking move around.
No way, you see the new Amalaf team in the season?
No!
All right, all right, trust me.
Yeah?
Ha ha ha!
Oh!
Yeah?
And I've not got a new team of the season.
God, it's looking dry.
Uh, couldn't be any dry, I could it, FIFA.
Oh, Roy, Dan, that's a good pull.
Yeah, that's a good...
Didn't even know a team of the season was out.
Oh, Keelie there, grandma.
But, oh, it's thoughts.
It's making me want to play FIFA.
Is it?
No.
I was going to say, I mean, it's actually going to pile rocks.
Bro's got rank one, he's just got a 94 rated CDM from them.
Better take a look for you.
Hmmmm!
What's that, you sat up?
Fucking dusty as fuck.
Why's everyone got leaves?
So that's for the gym?
Yeah, he's dusty in here.
Very, very dusty.
To be fair, he's been streaming a lot recently.
How's that?
Just viral.
Alright, I'll write that.
Yeah, he's doing a good stream today as well.
Yeah, he is.
Aww, these are cute.
Have I in them ones?
No.
Hold on, do you know when you are in?
I don't think so.
Do you know when you are in?
So when you are in, look at this.
By the way, do you know where the one is?
We signed.
Because three of these, we signed one.
Yeah, James has got it.
Has he?
Yeah.
Sit that.
Oh my God, by the way, I've got the sickest thing being made.
No.
Right, it's a chat.
Now I don't know what you want to do with them because we can do two things.
So you know like in a card you can get a super factor so it's like a one-on-one so I'm like
I that makes custom cards. Now he's got one of our celebration and it's like left so we
can put an auto on it and it's actually like the same quality as a card. So I'm gonna
get you to sign it, I'm gonna sign the M card and I'm gonna fucking drop it.
Oh, here you go.
Genius.
Exactly, how many do we make?
10, and we just have to tens.
And then we'll make our one on one.
No, John, we can add.
We can add.
No, no.
We'll add a print run to 10, to five, one on one.
Yeah.
OK, so how many cards are there?
16, right?
That's 16.
Perfect.
I'll try them up.
Can you go to the jinkies room, get some scissors,
The black case that's on your left when you walk in is the new backpack, can you please
put the cable ties off that and put it in the battery so that the sim's over?
Yeah, I'm going to get a bunch of cards made of that and then we'll throw them.
That's fine by me, yeah, 50% 45, because you start your idea, I'll have 45.
You're going down, no, no, we'll make it even, you have 39.51, we'll make that
fair.
We'll make it for you. Yeah exactly so the thing is I know how much autographs cost my autographs
Yeah, how many things you want to say I can do the mafia and it's 16 16 signatures 16
I think you know the challenge for one day. It's nearly a grand now. I reckon for you I can push
12.75 K for all of them so I'll get a bit of discount
thing is I've got to get in before the next operate because you're fucking 31st of May
they'll go up again and up again and you're going to get you on a training
cab so I can get anywhere can see yeah I mean the spell I know just say I've
been in it well I'm a large now just I like that one I was actually that
Take it off, I want to try it on the live now.
You take it off, you take it off.
You don't need that, you don't need that.
I mean I'd like to keep it for moments and memories.
Yeah, but you know what I say about memories?
You don't remember them when you're dead.
I mean that is technically true.
I can see this happening now, now that you've worn it Jack and it'll happen, like a manifester,
chap manifest it. One day Ginge will get me in shocker head, there we go, wow, wow,
No, we've manifested it now. Anyway, should we go out, then?
Yeah, we thought it was the objector. Can I have anything?
Right. My legs are still really sore.
Really? Soups into me fair? I mean...
Of course he knows anything soups you.
I appreciate it a lot. Thank you very much, chap.
Yeah, it's all about me.
I doubt it.
I mean, it really wasn't progesterate, because I wasn't playing on going board a league.
And obviously, I was in... So, the stream started off?
The stream?
No, no, no, no, the stream is getting into it.
No, so the stream started off with me, obviously, just in my truck,
so you're going to react to all the charity match stuff.
Next thing you know, we're at Liverpool.
He's holding a knife.
What the...
You all right?
You OK, Chas?
You two have fucked his ass.
You two...
Fix his funny.
No, I was... I was... I was getting him off.
There you go, mate.
P45! Let's get the bat back on!
Come on, everyone!
Come on, everyone! Let's just lie down on a ginger in the bat pack!
Shall we lock in?
Let's get going.
It's in there anyway.
In the stream room.
Oh, we're going card shop today as well, chat on stream.
Apparently there's somebody now in the police or in the English law.
Yeah, it's me and ginger going to have to go in there
and just rip a shit out of boxes.
Let's go.
Oh!
That's your fucking grunt.
Couple of guests, Ed.
Yeah.
Nah, I thought we'd know that.
Is he alive?
I don't know.
No, he's not alive.
He's years of life.
Oh, no, he's not alive.
No, he's not.
Where is he?
No, he's not.
I don't know.
He said that's a stream.
Where's his mouse?
Oh.
Yeah, it's the right one.
Skyrim 6.99? What's a juice pick? What the fuck?
What the fuck is he's most recent?
Well these are things he's chose to actually keep there.
Label gothic graphic t-shirt from Culture Club.
What the fuck?
I'm actually not going to click on these.
Legends never die, isn't that juice world?
Page 8, what the fuck?
Juicy Picks from Wish.com.
He's probably doing his toenails outside.
He probably is.
Oh no, there he is.
There's JT.
Oh where is he?
He's just outside.
Oh right, he's just gone round.
Oh yeah, let's go and fuck him.
Let's go.
Why don't we get a cup of water for him in the balcony?
He's still in the middle of the balcony.
That's actually a really good one.
Why don't we get a cup of water for him to walk in? He's still in the middle of the balcony.
That's actually a really good idea.
No, fight the fat-up!
No, we'll fight the sticky.
Quick, quick, quick!
Here, here.
All right.
He'll hear us.
He'll hear us.
No, he'll hear us.
Come on.
Quick before Chatsnitches just doesn't...
It's fucking up and again.
The key's up and there's one minute left and that's a fucking disappear.
Oh mate, don't be like that.
Mate, if you're feeling down, just get your barkies up.
I'm not with Barclays.
Oh, you're on the chase, you're on the chase.
Oh, we're on the chase?
Oh, I was asking a question.
I'll go with it.
Wait, anything?
Hang on.
Here's the host.
Am I hosting?
Who's the host?
Ali.
It's me.
Are you the contestant?
I'm a contestant.
So I'll retrieve what you want.
Oh, you're rather welcome.
I'm very welcome.
So today I'll come back to the cheese.
Oh, sir.
Yeah, please don't question.
Don't touch me, get your hands off me.
I'm just gonna stay and come up close.
Rather welcome for a new kiss.
You don't have to do it, you don't have to do it, you have to be good, you have to be good.
Now your first question Jake, anyway.
Yeah, although I get to pick the options, the two-band, the same band.
Your options from the Chaser.
How many options do you have just making some arrangements?
Yeah.
From the Beast.
Yeah.
What are your options?
Chaser.
What do you mean?
What's his top offer?
His top offer is...
His top offer is to get a pay...
3,000!
3,000 PEN!
3,000 PEN!
Oh, that's the bottom one!
How open to do it is it right?
Yeah, obviously you've got one question right in 60 seconds,
which means what's his bottom offer?
60 quid.
60 quid?
He says 60 is not as
What's the name of the TV show we are on street?
What's this? The Room?
If it was, you wouldn't be on it because you're a lazy twat.
Okay.
So you've got £3,000, £1,000 or 60 quid.
What are you going to do? What are you going to do?
You don't have to do it. You don't have to do it.
I'm going to go for the free grand.
We're on sale, we're on sale, we're on sale.
You're right, you're right.
Question number one.
Yeah, I'm a judge who's on the chase, won't you? I'm going.
Judge you, Timmy.
Oh, OK.
No, it's not a war.
Question number one.
Question number one, here, here.
Make sure you go on up and down, baby.
Come on.
Pfft.
Pfft.
No, it's not me who just went up.
We can't always do that.
Yes, sir.
Good work.
Question number one.
Simon Mast, 2026.
Who opened the scoring?
Is it him?
Simon Minimina, is it B, the burnt chip, or is it C, Anglicious?
Oh God, I've got a butcher for an answer, Jake.
I'm gonna go C.
Don't tell me you're looking in, what's it in?
C.
Okay, let's have a look. What do you go for, Jake?
C.
You went for Anglicious.
Yep.
Let's see, are you correct?
That's the correct answer, let's see what the chase I went for.
I went for option C.
You're going to need to tell me it'll come up on the board.
He's gone for option C.
That's one, one next question.
Out of the both boys, a full assignment cherry match,
when the three start in the crowd. Is it A, B, no, Jakey and Tiz? Is it B, Jinj, Jake and Shazam? Or is it C, Tiz, Jake and Jinj?
Lock your hands, I'm out of here.
I've got to push, I've got to push him.
He locked him in, locked him in.
He had gone for option A.
What's he thinking about now?
I was one of the members in the crowd, so I can't know.
Sir, I was one of the members in the crowd.
Sir, I think it.
Sir, as the chief said, jerking is a trick.
I'm a cocky, I'm afraid I'm a beast, I'm gonna slow down and I'm drifting, I'm gonna be like a dick to it.
Eat again, eat again. You know what I got, things for that one.
I was watching, I was watching.
So you've gone for GK Bino Ante, let's see if you care it.
What do you think? You've got your three tens of power, I'm telling you what I'm saying.
The chase I went for option.
Oh he's got it wrong, he went for C.
He went for C.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
What's he thinking about that? What's the beast?
Er, actually, what's he like?
Well maybe he's just mixed click.
They do that when they win a win.
Your final question, you get this back, Jack.
You refuted it and you've got your £3,000 for safety.
Er, yes.
It again. I don't know why he keeps making me say that.
What else? What else?
No.
I like being wiped off.
But what is...
You can't. You can't.
You can't. You can't.
You can't. You can't.
No, but what's my favourite technique to receive?
Okay, yeah.
Is it the emu?
Is it the normal?
Or is it the pinching?
Or is it the pinching?
That would be a bad question, your turn starts now.
That would be swaps, that would be.
Oh you're a pervert.
Oh he's locked in!
He's locked in just in time, Chico!
Just in time!
Yeah, just in time yeah.
Now let's...
Who have you locked in?
I've gone for it.
I fell off the ground, I fell off the ground.
Chases.
You wore it here at the beast.
We'll see, you got your three times more.
You've walked in.
The email.
Now look, I can tell you.
I love the email, I love the email.
Pull up, you prefer the pigeon.
So you have got it wrong, the chaser!
Yeah but you said wine cough, that's slop, so...
Ah, don't answer back, Jake, just go with the flow.
The chaser has gone full...
E!
He went for E you as well, huh!
Now my voice is getting a little bit tired from the accent starting to go, so let's
get on to the next segment.
Fish!
Yeah, right!
A rice cake!
Yeah.
around 8 o'clock then I'll have fish and rice cake. Then around 11 o'clock I'll have fish.
Then I'll train. I'll have fish and rice cake. Then around 2 o'clock I'll have fish.
Then at 3 o'clock I'll have fish and a rice cake, then at about 4 o'clock I'll trail again, I'll have fish, and then at 6 o'clock I'll have fish and a rice cake, and then that'll do me for the day.
Yeah.
So I woke Chaz up this morning.
He was up 3,004 eyeballs, so actually he woke me up.
I'm suggesting an idea to a, that's definitely
going to be ready somewhere.
Um.
Yeah, mate.
We're just discussing fish.
Yeah, so obviously, Kier.
We're not going out tonight.
I've got me on a night of that.
I'm thinking, the pond outside.
We need fish, okay?
And we all get our own fish each.
You know, I wouldn't find for the bov-boy,
I shouldn't have shared this idea.
No, this isn't your idea.
Is this your idea?
What do you mean this isn't my idea?
You get five for the bov-boy, we all get our own fish.
I was downstairs today, you went,
Jake, what are you doing on stream today?
And I went, I'm going and getting fish
and we're gonna get five and call them the bov-boys.
Did the group decide that we wanted fish?
This is what I'm talking about, it's not our communication.
Well I'm going to feed him and look after him so it's the problem.
He's fucking eating.
No I won't.
He can't eat it.
They're not fried, not fried.
You don't eat their food.
No I'm not that bad.
Don't do that in your breweries anyway.
But anyway, right, I thought, you know what,
look, we've been in the Alps now,
thought well you've been in the Alps for two nights,
but we're probably coming on for about a month and a half now.
Let's start making it a home.
What are you doing?
Kill yourself in GTA.
It's genuine.
Can you stop me going through the door?
I can't really do that.
You'll probably crack your head open instead.
You'll be alright.
I didn't realise all such losers.
Alright, you do it then.
Anyway, I just think, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Why are you in one shot?
You're in shot.
It's an ultra wide lens.
I don't know how to switch it off like that.
If you're speaking 10 seconds,
you need to go down for a bit of a tease.
It's just bad.
Don't have to be free to be fair.
But no, I thought, you know what?
Let's start making this place a home.
Yeah, we need to because I feel like there's a lot of things that need to be done in this house.
We've got my retro, if you want some football.
No, that's what needs to get started.
And I think what makes a house a home?
Come children.
We're not getting children.
No, I'm saying that the company is like, I've got two cats, they're my children.
My auntie's got two dogs, they're her children.
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean?
Say it.
Say it.
Jesus.
How is your child?
No.
He's a cat.
Well, we're going to embarrass my children.
I'm going to eat your children.
Right?
So we're going to eat five fish.
Right?
I'm going to name them.
After each of the bobbyes, we're going to see you live the longest in your room.
So this is an experiment.
Yeah.
If I know it, no, let's just do a good company.
Why are you trying to kill them off?
I'm not trying to kill them off.
Who's going to kill them off?
You're going to kill them off.
You're going to kill them off.
You're going to kill them off.
You're going to kill them off.
No one sees.
Oh, we're going to use a fit.
It could be a video.
You can last leave the pod and the bottle.
I think it would be nice.
We can all pick a fish for each other.
No more guys, you can pick a fish.
Can I get an extra one, mate?
I've got a nine and three.
I want to cover my bladder like that.
What the fuck, no.
I want to get me a fish cover.
Right, bags of the clownfish.
Yeah, you should go for the puffer fish. Sorry?
You've bloated to fuck.
Yeah, you haven't even...
Listen, I'm gonna go climb a fish, focus on the jokie, you never know what I'm gonna do next.
Oh!
Frankster, you can be the angry fish.
Yeah.
No, you should go for the golden one.
Yeah, it is the orange.
Yeah, we'll get you the golden one.
Well, what fish do you have?
I'll get an email.
Yeah.
I'll go clownfish.
I'll go clownfish.
No.
I think clownfish works the best here.
Because you're an engineer.
Yeah, but I'm the clown.
I'm the prankster.
I'm the little laugh, man.
Can I actually get a puff of fish, or is that not allowed in a pond?
I don't think I'm going to get that.
Well, she's going to be playing to the point.
Yeah, everybody's going to be playing to the point.
She's going to get the fish out of the pond.
Well, thank God we don't want to pets at home.
Where do we go?
Oh, no.
Let's go and see what we can do.
Let's go see what we can do.
That fucking imbecile.
That's all you're fishin' upon.
Yeah, we need to go to a quite eccentric...
Oh, that's too much.
I'm gonna put you down if you can call my friend.
It doesn't make any sense.
Wait, what?
What was yours?
What?
It was the 6-6.
Yeah.
I don't know.
You can wait and call it 12.
Ah, that's pretty cool.
Helen, Jeremy, Tate is called 11.
You've got that? I don't want anything.
Still Rhine, look.
What does it mean by like a fish shot?
It's quite...
It's quite...
It's quite...
Chas.
There, mate.
What's that?
The mind chas.
What is it?
There's one thing that you can't do.
I don't know, I don't see it at all.
But who gives a fuck if Mr Beast has approved it?
It sells more.
I've got it.
If I had a sword, I would never have tried it.
Really?
So they got me.
Oh, that's a problem. I tried it.
Did he score last year?
Who?
Mr Beast.
I don't know what I'm saying, I'm calling it my name.
Ah, it's a nice hat. The nice hat though.
Yeah, it's very nice.
It's not actually really good. How much is that?
8 pounds of protein, 60 calories.
I'm real, that. 60 calories.
Not much, mate. I think it's really healthy to know, though.
Probably rid of them.
Fast let them.
Probably.
Is that the hole?
By the way, we should have crocs at the pond.
There's a what's it called, um...
What's it called, a for-day hike.
Yeah, we've got crocs of all the ass on him.
There's one twenty-two minutes of a...
Twenty minutes of a...
Okay.
I don't think they're going to live long in there.
They're not going to.
Fuck off!
There's baby frogs!
I'm being serious, look!
Oh my god, the tadpoles are hatching!
Oh my god, we've got tadpoles!
We actually have.
We've ordered some proficient mailings, have we?
No, they might eat them.
That's great.
They might eat them.
They're all right, big turkey!
No.
No, I'm right.
Now don't.
You'll get the gratin bones on you.
Oh, yeah.
No, you're right.
I've always seen them.
Hold on.
Let me have a shot.
They're all done, they're all that beef here.
I'm the bait.
the new crowd that's what I mean to allow my standards probably not I was
gonna have a shot but cheerfully thanks for letting me try that it was nice
how about this when we're out I'll get you a new one I'll get you a bigger pack
Cheers mate. No, no. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. No, don't say, don't lower your standards.
It's not worth it. No!
Since we only play in front of massive crowds.
Right, if you score this, five gifted.
Yeah, you've got to go back behind that hurt line, though.
What's going on? Come on, Ed.
Five gifted.
Five gifted. Yeah, if you don't score, I'll get five.
and we'll do it, we'll do the same for them
that was so top-in
I'll show you man
my chance of being walksie means filters and all this shit
if it's got like in the ocean
the filters, you can't put fish in the action
it's got frostbite, it's got tankpots
no, the fish won't eat them
what? out the line
the fish won't eat them
well they're not
the friends would have polished
What are we doing here?
Yeah, Jake, we have to go fishing now.
There's loads of baby frogs in it.
Yeah, but they don't officially eat the frogs.
They won't.
Bro, do you think a goldfish can eat a fucking frog?
Yeah, but goldfish...
Well, I've got a different option.
You can see it.
Right, if we do this kick, come on.
I'm just taking them a long way, OK?
Come on then, look there!
It's your option.
Go on then.
Change!
Move!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
So we set this in the wall.
Come on.
Crossbar, you don't have to do anything.
I'm going to go.
You're going to let them down, though.
Yeah, it's in now.
Crossbar.
Come in now.
Yeah, go.
Right.
Oh, David got a power pump.
Oh, oh, we can't go in the water.
Shall I do a pause now?
Do you stop there for a sec?
Stop there for a sec.
Stand there and we're ginger.
OK, we'll stand here.
Do you want to start them?
Oh, oh, we can't, we can't put in that.
Me phone.
Oh.
Right, it is back.
This is how we film our YouTube videos, chap.
Do you want to talk off camera?
You shut the fuck up.
You're a camera, not a timer.
In it, shut up.
No.
No, I actually don't. Why?
Why?
I've got one, I think.
What, a little pen?
Yeah, I think so.
Probably I'll just have it in the other side.
No, it's right.
Yeah.
He did you that?
I don't know why he has a camera.
Three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
I got a side-side, side-side.
Continue, innit?
I got a side-side.
Don't know, actually, that happened.
No, it's half of the side-side.
It's my better angle.
That's...
Right, glass.
Got to be careful.
Yeah, down around yourself.
So, he's giving it...
Oh!
Oh!
We can't put it in that pump!
We can't put it in that pump!
We've got an alternative, come on.
Come on.
Jane, come on.
What are you yawning for?
Yawning for it.
I've been up to this.
I've been up here. This is my idea mate.
It's my idea.
You're rubbing it.
No, I've tried to tell me about it before.
I'm going to lose my fucking shit.
It's a massive fucking tree here mate.
You've got to watch out for it.
You're kind.
Good way of getting a fucking tree surgeon in now.
Alright, come on.
Fuck.
I can't believe I can't even get myself out of the way.
Woo!
Another one there as well.
Try as much as you've had.
We can do it here.
Yeah, that one as well.
But that's what a proper nice environment is for.
Ah, yeah.
Can't wait to whack him in there in a fucking waterfall.
It's a waterfall.
They'll just eat it.
What does it mean?
They'll eat it.
They'll eat it.
The fish you see online that you fucking eat dead shit.
See you've just seen these algae, but I just think it might be calf sick.
Oh, well good it could be.
I think it might be calf sick.
Calf still here.
You think it's the JD bag, innit?
Yeah.
Hold on.
No, it was a different bag.
No.
No, Chuck.
Yeah, don't look right.
If I'm honest.
I only turn the waterfall off.
Can I skip?
Can you stop?
I'm going to skip a rock.
Why is he throwing up?
Good luck.
We've actually had a lot of fun.
Let's just take this in.
Let's just take it in, lads.
I don't take it by the time.
Oh my, mate, we've got our own fucking mobile phone.
We've never done it.
Hold on.
I've got text.
Oh.
What's it say?
Congratulations on scoring at Wembley.
You and Jinz were great.
Aww.
I respect that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Right.
What's over there?
I'll put me for a chat.
I'll put me for a chat.
They're about five per hour.
More at the five per hour.
Oh.
Can I listen?
Send your answer.
Okay.
I came back here, so do I love you.
And instead you're fucking off.
With that little shawn again.
You think she's fucking bad, do you?
I think she's alright, yeah.
You think she's alright, yeah?
Well, you know what I mean, mate?
I like a Londoner.
She's that little bit of a kid.
All you've done...
Right, this entire thing is just fucking...
All you've done is lead me along...
Shut up, Jake, you're fanny! You and me!
What are you doing?
Shut up!
You and me!
You and me!
You sit down there!
Why are you fucking...
No! Are we in the...
Ah, erm, what?
Yep.
You alright?
It's a thing of just tears.
I only sat next to you.
You're fucking weird, aren't you?
You are fucking strange, aren't you?
Yeah, but I was in sexual harassment.
It's nice.
How do we do this, Jack?
No, it was when we'd seen a lot of railages myself.
Look.
Oh, my fucking mind.
You have?
I don't know.
It's a bit of dribble.
No, it's talking powder.
You put talc on?
Nah.
I've heard it's good.
You've never done that? She's 60s...
What? She puts talc on her mouth?
I don't know where she puts it.
She puts talc on her mouth? What the fuck?
Is that a normal thing?
Don't you talk to your balls now?
Do you talk to your balls?
Surely that's why the lips happen.
Chut, does anyone talk to the balls?
Is that...?
I used to do it as a kid.
Let me read chat.
Chut, who talks to the balls?
Oh, Minge.
Oh, sorry. I'll see Flower.
It's waiting. No, no. Talc gives cams, okay. Where have you had that Facebook?
Talc gives it, okay, but it does.
It stops your balls from chafing.
Genuinely, I could genuinely need that.
Really? No, I used to get that really...
I used to get that really...
No, when I was three...
My balls are actually bigger than my penis.
Bro, when I was really fat, I used to literally get it so bad, like when I'd get, like,
red raw skin between my fires.
Yeah.
Because there's rubber against it.
Shove off.
but also not 70. Get a pond fish before that's a fucking puddle. That is also a truth to be
fair. So can we not get one in, can we not put them in the pond? Let's go have a look.
I think we're going have a look. And we ask for therapy there. Let's take a picture of the pond
and show it. Well, unless we wipe out a full fucking bloodline of frogs.
Bro, the frogs aren't, I don't know what he's just done, we just move on from that.
I don't know. Don't just ignore him. He's had one of his moments Annie. He's probably had too much sugar, right?
That pond, right, they're not going to eat the frogs.
My auntie yet, my auntie watches David Attenborough for a living yet.
She said she eats frogs then?
No, no. She's not Spanish.
She said they won't eat them and I trust my auntie.
My auntie loves animals. She won't let it happen.
Really?
Yeah, auntie loves animals.
Why is he acting like he's fucking Steve Irwin?
Do you know the man named Steve Irwin?
It's... Oh!
I wouldn't put him...
Oh, I was going to make him really bad.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Let's try for that.
I'm not being funny.
You only can't be, Steve,
because you're not a shrew.
What's his son called?
Steve Irwin.
Steve Irwin Jr., innit?
It's not his son, Brian.
Jack Irwin.
What's his son called, chap?
Miss?
Get your eyes done.
They're not in my actual pants.
They're just down the front.
Oh, shut up.
We've got a frontage.
Have you got a black chat or?
Oh!
You haven't?
You've not?
You definitely ain't.
Side plus.
Yeah, on Robert, yeah, Robert.
Rob.
Oh, Rob Irwin?
Yeah.
I can't get...
No, Robert!
What?!
No, Robert!
He's your fucking matcha!
Sorry about him.
Why is he laughing at that?
That's what I'm talking about.
No, I know.
Shall we get inside? Let's get a bit nipper.
Let's get inside.
Fine, I'll go on it.
Fuck him, I'll take it.
I'm not being funny, Jake, but considering you've not been on it,
can you not talk about it, Bruce?
You've not been on it?
Have I not?
No.
I have fucked you an incredible moment on inside.
Oh, what was it?
Excited the FA Cup ticket for me, right?
Memories, memories are priceless,
but money comes back.
Didn't say that.
I'll take the FA Cup ticket.
That's a good impression on someone,
but it definitely not me.
What is it going to pressure you off?
Steven.
Nah.
I feel like that's the character you could use.
But we just kind of don't, we don't, I don't know where it fits.
The character we could use?
Yeah.
The you could utilise.
Yeah.
I was like, I've got Davo.
No, that's just so you get away with shit.
Yeah, that's just you so you can be a brother guy.
Yeah.
Er, smashing a bottle, vodka, glassing going.
Well, that won't mean anything to you though.
And you were saying that off camera as well.
You still got clean up, mate.
Yeah, I know.
Great.
Come on, Bob.
That's just like this.
sorry coming
he's running
come on he's running
come on he's running
oh no, I've left this
left it up your fucking in this one
in this one. Let's go all the way up and see how we got it.
Right, I'm going to give himself a few decrees.
Can you take a photo?
Me?
Yeah, we fucking...
Oh, thank you mate, I appreciate the photo.
Five guessing, is it?
Hey, you're very welcome mate, congrats on scoring a one-blow.
Oh, for fuck's sake, it's not, is it?
What's that?
Fucking new VODs just come out, aren't they?
Do you watch first 10 seconds?
I think mine's been out for ages.
I lose one.
I think mine's been out for ages.
I think mine's been out for ages.
Cream eggs without bread, is it?
I've used all of yours.
Yeah.
Nah, it's probably going to be a credit for me.
Yeah, mine's out.
No, your mine's out.
Peanut's out.
But I thought you'd stream Carter.
Oh, what's your militia on?
How many cream eggs can I fit up my ass at this time?
No charity, mate.
He actually did a really good one.
He put his credit card on the screen
with a grand on it and people could jail and they'd spend it
Really?
Yeah
Did they spend it or not?
Yeah, there's eight pounds some left
Someone spent some of your quid on Lego, I remember them saying
Really?
Yeah, yeah, no spoilers though
Dispo-ed it
Considering it was a restrictor, it's actually on real
So my vlog don't really come up then, does it?
On your...
So, yeah, you're not on average, J.K. Davis, what show?
Do you need a show?
Nah, that's the channel's dad, yeah, screw down, it's not my one
I've typed in Giggy Davies and Mike comes up before yours.
Yeah, I just couldn't get up there in a sincere way.
Oh, there's the podcast where we didn't say a word.
I did say a word, that was...
That was one of the problems.
You both do much, I think.
Jake, you reacted to Genji's chatting match, though.
No, he's not.
Wonder what he said?
Oh, there's proper anti-climactic, look.
Ah, can we start talking about chatting match now?
Honestly, can we start talking about chatting match now, though?
Jake, Jake, stop.
It's not worth it anymore.
It's been happening, I'll move on to the next one.
Yeah, well, let's do it.
Yeah, and watch the vlog.
Watch the vlog.
You're off to type in.
Can you play it for the speakers?
Oh.
Yeah, I know.
Take this, there we go, and I'll press that.
Yeah.
Oh, what's that, eh?
Why is it?
That's our Wi-Fi, isn't it?
Why is it?
Oh, it's a bit laggy.
Why is it moving like that?
I'll go back and look at the little book.
Oh, thanks for the like, darling.
And then, there we go.
Just so you know, I'm on this now.
Our Wi-Fi's very bad, innit?
Why's our Wi-Fi so bad?
Chat the vloggies out if you wanna go and give it a watch.
What's in this health problem?
Sorry, sorry, no, I didn't mean that.
Sorry.
I've got you going, you're going.
We'll watch some of it.
Have you watched First Five Minutes?
No.
Come on, First Five?
No.
First Five's not on.
What, what, what, like in your, uh...
He's got 30 seconds to grab my attention.
If he's not a good 30 seconds start, people will click off.
Come on!
Come on, Josh!
Come on, Josh!
Come on, Josh!
The time has arrived.
and he's gone to London and watched two of my best mates playing the side men
cherry match I'm absolutely buzzing you join me a bit later in the day he's
about 2 p.m. he's finished it show to put it in simple we've got you know we've got
What about you?
Right, Chaz?
Think you fell asleep?
Nah, it's cool. I've got just a baby in me vlog.
Actually, I've generally got just a baby in me vlog.
Have you no?
I promise you.
Oh.
What's up?
What's up?
Words, our terrain got cancelled, now it's a book of flight, time for a few more minutes.
What are you doing?
That's not even a good bit.
How much did you pay for that?
What?
How much did you pay for that?
Ā£300.
No, totally quit.
My night in Shanghain, why did you get back to eating?
What?
Well, you got to get it yourself though.
You're disgusting.
Right, here we go.
Have you got a film?
Have you got at least K, sir?
Yeah.
Can I look scared?
Yeah, sure.
Put it off.
Put it off.
Put it off.
Put it off.
You need walking into the door and that's not allowed.
No way.
Oh!
Everything that I promise you, sir, first of all,
if I was backed by you...
Shock!
Jakey, you've stopped the security check.
It's only by me, Mum.
It's not the point you're playing right now.
I told you.
It's not the vibrate I asked you.
That was you vlogger?
Erm, the DJI's.
came through is the salt spray that's me air-looking shit
Ellie's gonna stink. She's had a hundred pound perfume
My hundred pound perfume for cockney
Dildren
Matt Stylons steroids, colour wow spray, hair spray, shower gel
two
Is she ever been abroad before?
Yeah, but we weren't going abroad
Is she ever been to an airport before?
Yeah, but that's what I mean our train were cancelled on the editor actually cut me out seeing all our trains were cancelled
Which is a bit awkward
Nah, it didn't, I just get past it.
No, he, I watched the video.
Right, Jane, the...
CHARGE THEM!
CHARGE!
You can't fucking do play!
And if you fucking play...
Oh my god.
Oh my god, that is brilliant.
That is brilliant from MIT, Chasler.
Ooh, Cameraman's grassed.
Ooh, let me go and so...
Are you a gift in sobs?
Joe!
Oh, bro!
Joe, you did that for me, huh?
Joe, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
It's alright, it's alright.
I didn't realize we were fucking pissing...
Oh, we were pissing...
You're pissing fucking shit off the wall now, mate.
You're fucking pissing money off the wall.
For what are we doing?
Stop spending money on me cards!
I've not been here.
That's weird, it's all gone to your account, alright?
Why the fuck would you like to gift him to me?
Why? There's chas. There's chas.
You get the 50 quid off me card?
Was it chas?
Give me the 50 fucking quid back.
Is it chas?
The 50 quid fucking nothing to me.
I'm not giving you a fucking point at him.
Exactly.
And guess what? He gave them to me.
Exactly.
Oh, no, no, let's not break his bed.
No, wait, just nothing is it.
Chaz! Chaz!
Chaz, why don't you have 80 carton of Nando's today?
That's all that is.
Because that's how much you eat from Nando's.
Nando's is for my order, £32.80.
Plus me, 80 in delivery!
Oh, so Chaz, why are you gifting the subs to me?
Oh, it's nice to stretch.
I'm going to have to jump on you
You're not
I'm going to have to jump on you
You're not, I've got my knees up if you do
You'll get a serious rib cage
I'm going to jump on you
I'm going to jump on you, otherwise
I'm just going to get up
Oh my God, Pie
Come, have fun
I'm sorry about that, Charles
What's up, mate?
Oh, he's seen apple
He's seen apple
How's your getting in there?
Yeah.
I'm right.
I'm right.
Oh.
Oh, Chas.
No.
He's got a stash.
Oh, have we got a stash, shall we?
No.
Go home!
We've got...
AHHHHHHHHHH!
We've found the bevelos!
No, don't...
Whoa, you don't eat pasta.
Yeah, but I'm trying to cook.
You're not trying to cook.
Don't leave his stash alone.
I'm not leaving, I'm not leaving.
Thanks.
You can have it in their crib.
Yeah, they're not nice.
They're not the nicest.
Can I have one though, if you want?
Hold on, hold on.
Mate, they'll be a sweet jar somewhere.
Yes, you've got a sweet jar.
Do you like that? Hold that quick.
Be fun with the camera while you're walking.
Right, here we are.
Right, come on, let's go.
Let's get a picture of the pond.
We've got a picture of the pond.
That was my bad and it's funny.
I didn't do that.
Did you know?
Yeah, I wasn't the one who should have known it, but I said...
She's so bad, Barbara!
Right, she's got a kill-a-part, but boys!
Roll out!
Lance!
I'm so good at this.
I don't think you do, do you?
I don't think you do.
I don't think you do all of a sudden because you're from the inside.
You're a little angry, don't you?
You're so nasty, God.
What's that?
Look at that, I'm so good, don't I?
Oh no!
You're closing the seat, Father.
Boys!
Well, look, there's a few of them. I don't want to put you to the wrong spot.
I've done it second and yet a second.
I'm trying here.
We are on a party.
Can I look at the pond tonight?
Yeah, I was going to picture the pond.
We are on a party like it's early 12.
What did he say in the film on James?
Erm, he said my vlog.
So how's he coming for ya?
I'm coming for ya! I'm coming for ya!
Right, who's getting the pic?
He should look a bit clean actually, right?
Nah, I'm alright.
I mean there is frogs in there.
There's frog gizz in there, it's different.
So I'm confused because they do look like us.
So if I gizzed in there, would like babies in that?
Don't gizz in the pond.
I wouldn't recommend that.
Unless it's something they feed off.
That's what I mean. So I'll try a shot.
Come on guys, get a picture and go.
I've got a picture what are you eating? I'm hungry
But how many gifts have I done with my shit for?
On your mum's life
The thousand on your mum's life
I've got a hit on my weak foot though
A thousand pounds on the line here
I'll give it to you in a second.
On my weak foot, yeah?
Yeah.
1,000 gifts in a 5 round.
He's gonna break it up.
So I've got feelings.
I've got feelings.
No!
Where'd the other one go?
No!
Oh, I can't.
No!
I'll go further back.
How much?
20 yifty.
20 yifty, the car.
I'm leaving the car.
Right, come in.
Why don't you sit in the back?
Come on, baby.
Who are you?
No!
Shit, he's smart!
This is all cut. I had my shoes on.
Oh.
Chat, can I show my spot, is it grid?
No, sorry, sorry.
Chat, I've got the worst spot about here, chat.
I've never seen anything like it in my life.
It's like, it's like some other,
like the start of a zombie bucket, so it's mad.
Right, you'll be getting in the front there, I feel.
Really, dude?
We're gonna party like it's 13 12th night
I'm coming for you. Yeah, check make sure you do check on my vlog whether you watch it tonight or whenever you fancy it
But I think it's a good um, pardon
Well, they were going oh my god, what's up chat will pitch an hour dream
All I need, what are we all saying chat, Jakey, I've just got the Jakey Davies trim, I showed
Barbara and he gave me your trim, shit that's cold, go get your watch checked out by the
doctor and I shall be right, bro I actually feel like I'd be dying, Jakey when you're
getting your new car, I think after Japan I'll go car shopping, I think I'll go
after Japan chat, love the t-shirt, yeah chat do you think this t-shirt is bad
to wear I feel a bit dodgy about wearing it to be honest so obviously like growing
up chat like in our area well my year of YouTube some of you like as well maybe
right like I used to like watch rice gum and like a few other like people like
like wrote a show and you'd be like oh supreme so far you know what I want to
buy myself something from supreme so that's what I did which turns out what
I bought was a bit dodgy but I didn't realize at the time till it came so
I don't know if I look a bit of a dick.
Get the jakeymobile out.
Yeah, Chad, do you think it's time for a new jakeymobile?
What the fuck's going on here?
Oh, he is coming too far.
Because I owe
I need
It's a beauty and a feat
Who can make my life complete?
Get a German car?
I wanna get a BM, I think, chap.
I really don't know what to get.
Like, I keep saying car names.
I have to somehow figure out,
cause I'm really bad with cars, me, chap.
Right?
And then you've got Boxhead, Boxhead will go,
nah, that's shit, that's shit.
And then I'll show someone else a car,
and they'll go, yeah, that's nice.
And then someone else will go,
nah, get this little suit, yeah.
And I was like, well, I don't know what to fucking get now.
So I might go, I might just go to different,
chap, do you reckon if I go to Caradillo's ship,
they'll let me just like look around on that?
They should do, right?
Get a 340i, don't even know what that is, but I'll have a look.
MK, father of the tier one, Bob Farver, father of the nine months prime, Helia, father of
the prime, Josh, father of the 20 months tier one, my fucking goat, FN script, father
of the 13 months prime, Kyle, father of the 13 months tier one as well.
What the fidget spinner are these like doing man?
Get a bicycle, nah, too much car and all that.
See ya, bro knows, for you.
So, what's going on here, lads?
SHUT UP!
Oh, man, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, shut up, I'm not a fucking bitch.
I've shut the fuck up right now.
Oh, James, what card do you think I should get?
Well, I thought you mean it.
But, yeah, I don't know where.
Don't know man
There was like a
Don't think he fancies that one
Show you are
Tonight I want to show you
What the fuck is going on here then?
What's up?
He's not sitting next to me.
What?
Why not?
That's carrying my treasure seat.
I don't know but can you not rent it?
Five gifted.
Yep.
Deal?
No, why?
Can you not just sit there?
Let's carry my treasure seat.
What is it like in the contract that no other caravan can sit in your seat?
Yep.
Three gifted.
Five?
Five I don't come.
Five gifted and we have a bit of a games night tonight with the boys.
I've got drinks.
Oh the fuck?
I'll quit the game tonight with the boys.
Two of them are in London.
Yeah well they have the boys.
That's crazy.
No they are.
They just told you to drink.
And you definitely don't drink that kind of shit in my car.
I'll put it down. Put it down.
I'm hungry, Ginge. Right, for shock.
Go do it. Pleasure doing business. You game.
Tonight I wanna show you off.
Yeah, I don't want to stay away from you.
If he, rule number one, first time in my car,
that never gets shown, because that's the dress he's on.
And phone numbers on.
I'm just too glad to establish that very quickly.
Your face is a work of art.
Oh, do you want to see what teacher I'm at?
Pardon?
I've seen United just released a retro one.
I've got the away one from 92, is it?
Right, OK.
I've just bought it.
I've got to show this.
Yeah.
It's a big tuner cat like.
Can't show you.
We know the license plate part.
Hold on, Dickads.
Oh, I know which one you're on about, yeah.
So this is one.
Ammo, do you have a brand-new table, mate?
Thank you, brother.
Lucy, favorite, but a free stream streak.
Um
Chaz has just felt, has he actually just, has he
That's why you're on the camera, Mugs
He's still learning
Yeah, come on, Bugs, you've been good recently
The last two days that you've actually been on shit, you've been shit
It's all right, mate, we'll have to get him on
Chaz, just come here, mate
No, no, no, he is good
I don't want to show the screen
Oh, yeah, it's got a great point there, actually
Yeah, but you can maneuver the other way
That's fine
It's all right, you'll learn
He's paid five gifted friends off front seat, obviously your stream as well, do you want to hold that all high all over it?
What's that?
Do you want to pay six gifted and Bodgeye could have that?
Come on mate.
No, I'll get fucked.
Jake, Jake, there's a big difference.
Okay.
The stands and the pitch.
He's wearing children's glasses.
I think so, yeah.
Yeah, and they're probably from your buddy and you Peter.
They're not coming.
No, can we stop this now?
I'm not for a laugh but it's not for me anymore.
I don't want to switch it in, Jess.
Where's Chaz going?
There's no point in bringing that free cameraman.
I'll just have to go in then.
There's no point.
We've got the best cameraman in the business and we're sending him home.
He's amazing.
Right.
I saw a fucking pointless.
There's two seats, so sort of saying.
Yeah, but there's no point.
That's a good point.
Yes, there's no point.
So a bodge guy's coming in.
A box is coming in.
You don't mind coming with a cart of box.
are you a f*****g gay man being called by laws.
Were you weak?!
I got a box coming in, the best caravan in the business is going home.
I hear it, I know.
Listen, we've all got our own camera guy, but we can all switch in.
It's my idea.
It's f*****g not!
Stop speaking and raising your voice.
So right, I think the f*****g guy just gets in the car as well, doesn't he?
No.
Why do we have this every time?
We want time on jazz. Right. Well, Joe. I will well if I asked my chat my job, which they boxed
Oh, I wonder what they say, but we've got guys chat chat
Out of the two
Yeah, out of the three we bring it. Oh, Jake has the best quality apparently
What are we saying?
My entire chat
What's going on, mate?
Hold on, mate.
You're saying Corey?
Shut up!
Move on, he's gone!
Can you show me your template?
Well, at the end of the day, guys,
I've set you an idea, so that's how we'll play it.
You know?
There was one box.
CMC.
How about we give Box a chance if he's shit, right?
I won't pay him this month and I'll send him back.
Where are you going from?
He's hanging back.
Really?
To be fair mate, you'll probably want a fucking drink
or something if he comes.
And I'm on project blood, I'm trying to cut costs.
So you can come, but you've got to agree to no food and drink.
He's ready to go home.
Makes me sick.
Oh, you're actually going home?
Yeah.
Oh, he's going to his birthday?
You didn't say that.
He didn't tell me that.
What comes first mate?
Thank you.
I'll hold it there.
Not a big birthday, get the backpack on, let's go Vod guys, stay there, cheers.
He's over there.
I actually quite like this.
Never come look at the dynamic duo.
Yeah, it's quite nice.
It is very nice.
You like it?
I like it, yeah, like, oh my god, you should clean yourself off cameras.
Nah, I throw Vod guy.
Brandy Balm for the fine gifted mate, go on Brandy Balm!
Come on mate, you haven't changed a thing.
Come on!
Thank you mate.
Are you showing the screen?
Or to be fair mate, I also said that you can't at this moment in time.
Two thousand?
I've got you pretty trained up.
Cheers for your shift today mate.
No, no it's fine.
I'm not going to you.
Are you getting in?
Yeah.
Brandy Balm.
Oh, sorry, I got confused there.
It's a nice chance.
Have a good one mate.
I'm going to.
I'm going to.
Cheers mate, cheers mate.
Cheers mate, cheers mate.
Cheers mate.
Where's your profile picture?
No, what is your profile picture?
I'm trying to clear lots of you up.
I'll pull it over real quick.
Yeah, show us.
Oh, the door!
Oh my God, your door!
Are you a fucking idiot?
Honestly!
You are genuinely a fucking idiot!
And I wouldn't have paid for that!
No, it was your fault.
Oh, genuinely, your fault.
You genuinely just nearly took your door.
Why's Budguy getting in?
We don't need three cameras!
Who are you talking to?
Budguy, leave it.
Yeah, I don't want to tell you that. I thought it was fucking best mate.
You what?
Right, do we actually want him or not? Do we need another cameraman or not?
No, I don't think so.
Right, let's go.
Start the house. No, we'll be back in a few minutes.
Can you, actually, on a serious level, what you can do?
Give it a shot.
Is it a bit...
Is it a bit... Hey Chas, say that mate.
Let me change the ingest real quick.
Is it a bit Chas?
He put the code on the gate, he's one nine seven four!
Chats are not a nice, they're fucking joke.
It's my idea as well.
What... What... What... What... What... What ingest is it?
It's not your fucking idea, shakey second ingest.
I tell you what, I think what we should do, yeah.
Right, he's the best cameraman in the business, come problems.
That's why we've got boxed here, right.
What?
What?
Did you just fucking laugh?
What?
I mean he did.
Oh!
I've got a match out of all mine.
Why?
Did you get a pair of thick as well?
Fuck that's a cheery.
So Vikkstar one, two, three.
Fuck that's cheery.
Yeah, I've switched.
Unfortunate.
Love you, VodGuy.
Why me chat put in 1974?
What?
Don't know.
Why me chat put in 1974?
He's fucking Helton John, innit?
1974.
Go on, Armo!
Thank you for the five, mate!
Go on, you mad bastard!
Thank you very much, mate!
Leap the code, or the code's not 1974, so yeah, nothing's great.
Oh, yeah.
Do you think I'd really say the code to get into the fucking house?
Yeah, me, too.
Right then.
Shall we put some good music on before we set off?
Yeah, can we get some Bieber on?
Oh, put what was on in the dressing room before we go.
Sure, or...
Speak to me like that again, mate.
Sorry.
Or shit, yeah!
Put on what was on in the dressing room.
Jakey where's your sunglasses? I don't have any.
Do you want some?
Yeah I've got a pair.
Alright let's go up here.
Why's everyone got sunglasses?
I think Star gave them to us.
Oh!
Oh I saw Vic at the after party. I like Vic.
Why wouldn't you like him?
I know I just got excited thinking about him you know.
Thank you mate.
You know when you get excited,
You know when there's no mention when you go, oh, I like this.
We're struggling, VodGuy.
Where are we even going?
He's on a move.
Let's hear the music, VodGuy.
Let me know, VodGuy.
How's VodGuy not got the cold?
stop speaking to him like that honestly who do you think you are you fucking
rug people wedding freak that was personal can you blame him jeep can
you blame him that is a great tune but also just that is
been in time to let him go into the house and where are we going did you
get the information Chas did you get information where we're going
What I have got, is I'm glad you got it.
So what I have got, I've got a Cestabregas 101.
What the fuck?
No one asked.
What?
Where are we going?
Is I'm glad you got it.
I mean, Jake's plan, I'd say.
Yeah, it's your plan where we're going, Jake.
That's it, oh, that's good.
But we're best at all.
Not that place, though.
Right, well, search up aquarium or something.
Also, it's my job to start.
This is feeling a lot like what the video was
for Jake for these plans.
Search up fish market.
Right, I've got it here.
Go Tesco fish a hole, he's looking for a man.
Right, here we go, a clarion, one hour away.
You know what I'm feeling? It's actually in free.
So what's your attitude, Jake? Take it away.
James, would you like a Pulse Golds 101 Palatial Auto?
Yes, please.
I lost the price.
Oh, I've got to pay for it now, mate.
Well, I mean, have I got to pay for it?
I thought you were offering it for free.
I'm free.
I can't play that.
Oh, my, my, my, my, my!
Oh, I'm stuck!
Last night
No, it's not it's because the why is the connection here? Oh, it's actually for us. It was bad enough
No, joy it is is because it's trying to save it's getting to the Wi-Fi all the day
Oh good stuff
Actually, you gotta be heavily judged here by about 15,000 people box no pressure we can hear you the screen's just not moving
Yeah, okay, I'm good. Thank you
Sorry, but there we go. There we go
Fuck is the music.
We're back now.
Our next, I got some songs that really make you want to bake. Just roll with it.
That's it, have it, the fucking rock!
If you see this girl, can you tell her where I am?
Oh, see your purse so gone quiet.
Oh, see your purse so gone quiet.
I don't know where I am, sounds like heavy money, but he don't understand.
I know it makes no sense what else can I do
And I cannot move on, when I'm still in love with you
Cause if one day you wake up and find the joy that's in me
Then your heart starts to wander, and all of a sudden I get me
Let your baby come back into the place that we meet
And you'll see me waiting for you
On the corner of the streets
What can I do, baby?
GENGE!
GENGE!
Er, just take that one and say that's for a welfare check on Bibi
You okay?
Why are we calling him Bibi?
Well, his box are Bibi, so...
What does Bibi mean?
What's his last name?
Max Bibi
You alright then?
Big Bibi
He's just a Bibi, big Bibi
What's your last name, Bibi?
It's about B-I-B-I
B-I-B-B-Y
Whose idea was that?
Big Bibi
I don't know, mate
Can I call you the Bib Star?
Is there any heritage in your family?
I don't know
What do you mean by that?
Well, it doesn't sound like an English name, Bibi
Is that a problem?
No, I'm a handkerchief, I'm asking a question
You sounded very much like Ian Foote, Ian Foote, Ian Foote.
Where were your parents from?
Salford.
Where were their parents from?
Salford.
And their parents?
I don't know, my grandma was adopted.
Yeah, it says Berthwys.
Is that what they adopted?
There it is.
Now Berthwys was very...
Wait, wait!
So Fibby's actually technically not your name?
Well, yeah.
I don't know what my name is.
Oh, wow!
That's quite cool.
Go on back and tell them I brought myself.
Where's Berthwys?
Can you get some Bieber on, please?
Why is he laughing?
Oh, you're beeping me, yeah? Yeah?
Give me a fucking minute!
Well, don't beep him, yeah?
I can't go anywhere, you dickhead!
James, calm down.
Well, what is he beeping now?
He didn't get any further, did we?
Just relax, just relax.
It's not necessary.
Ian's aided on a way.
And you should know not to make them jokes with him.
Yeah, and it's not necessary either.
Was it worth the beep?
No, it wasn't.
why is he beeping me you fucking drunk
I'll do it so I do it I see what about you stand up jazz just about the
roof do something about the roof don't you drag your own I can't answer that
behind your chest, give him some!
You fucking jerk-offs!
Rossford, five crowns.
Do you also have a clip here?
Right, you know what he...
Sorry, excuse me, I'm having a chat here!
Do you also have a clip here?
So it seems to be in your age, everyone in the chat is free to go because it's what you're 22.
Yeah, I don't know.
Everyone thinks I'm really young.
It works for the music now.
That was a bit of a big cross talk.
We get some Bieber on please.
So I just said we look like a pack of bacon in the back.
Don't make it sad
Let's take a sad song
And make it better
Right, 10 knots only, do you want that?
George, what have you done? Can we get Beauty and the Beat please?
Oh, she'll have another song off.
What would you like to play?
Beauty and the Beat by Justin Bebs.
You don't know what I'm talking about.
Beauty and the Beat by Justin Bebs.
They're getting called the Beat Boys.
Oh, man.
Fuck you, I.
No, you haven't called.
You see, Mark's is just Mark's dream car.
When we're doing it, when we're doing it, when we're doing it.
So, so, so, so it's hiding somewhere.
It's like a dream car so there'll be another dream car video coming out in about four years
Just put one to copy ties
Go out of this road, let's see what's to say one mate
Oh hello Vodka
Hello Keating
Nice car though
Thank you
Just wondering why there's no music playing
Yeah me too
Yeah I think I'm going to go car shopping when I get back from Japan
What would you like to play?
Beauty and the Beat by Justin Beves
Charlie, let me send you what we called today, bruv.
What do you send?
I'll do that someone.
What's going on in Japan?
What's Japan in?
Well, that's not worth it, you could have said.
Young manny!
Nigga Nimanaj!
Justice!
Show you off!
The night I wanna show you off!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what you got?
Turn it out, a lot, a lot of fun
Hey, hey, hey, we on a party night
It's burning, it's my life tonight
I wanna show you all the finer things that I
So just forget about the world we belong tonight
I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya
I'm just a fool
I need it
It's a beauty and a being
Who can make my life complete
I'm just a fool
For you
And the music makes you move
And you do it like an animal
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You
I know I know how to make a step and step and so far now
The club ain't even gonna be laughing now
Watchin' you watchin' me all day long now
The club ain't even gonna be rockin' out the alley
The club ain't even gonna be laughing now
He's naffy in front here, it's like this Range Rover trying to get out but it's golfer
He's blocked it, nah it's not being held
He's pulling fire from this one
Coz he's the side of his car, he goes his head
Yeah he's the fucking guy who's the side of his car, wasn't he?
Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, lock him bro, lock him
Lock him bro
You have to, you love to have a choice, don't you really?
Right Jin, we turn this song down and play it and I want to do something for us
Yeah, I will do
Don't read your mind, think about your dumb face all the time
Living in your glass house, I'm not sorry
Ever see our music?
Ah, looking in the blue eyes
Thanks for helping me make me cry
Smelling through it all, yeah, that's my life
You're my life, thank you David
I'll never, I'll never, I'll never, I'll never
I'll never, I'll never, I'll never, I'll never
I'll never, I'll never, I'll never, I'll never
FUSWANKERS! FUSWANKERS! FUSWANKERS! FUSWANKERS! FUSWANKERS!
I have some respect. I have some respect.
Okay, can you leave the music off? I want to do something for you. Go on, okay.
It's ready for the Wi-Fi.
No, didn't you... didn't you think you know me that, I was just saying?
Manimo, catch up at your bar and talk, if she's out, then tell me something quite nice, yeah?
Dialla let her go, she's an assassin, she can't decide, she keeps on looking
From left to right, her gonna close her up, don't go by, her in my eyes
I'm just gonna search in the soul of
I wish to stay like a tiger
To love and believe him
And disappear right after the song
So give me the light
To show you my knowledge
Now leave me out with that signal
If you can't make up your mind
Mind, mind, mind, mind
There's always fun time
Time, time, time, time
But you're trying to rewind
Oh shitting quick quick quick!
I want to perform something for you both.
I was going to do it for the cab but he wouldn't let me.
Charlie is an Indian, winnie-moo, ma-nee, ma-nee, ma-nee
Charlie is an Indian, winnie-moo, ma-nee, ma-nee, ma-nee
Charlie is an Indian, winnie-moo, ma-nee, ma-nee, ma-nee
Oh, oh, oh
Never show you what you miss here
Paradise
With a new happy girl
You're an Indian, one of the dices
You're a big father for all
You're an modern dice
I can see you're up through your head
You see like a tiger, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Aquarium with the ponos.
I swear it's got a huge old fucking sea life to buy a fish and I'm gonna lose my shit.
Imagine we go in there. To be fair, we could probably, um, what's the biggest fish we could get in there?
A goldfish by the fucking side of the pond.
Please don't waste your time, time, time, time, time.
What's the name, Enimino, by the way?
Well, he didn't mean the actual problem.
Oh, get a blom fish!
Can we put on, please? That should be me, by Justin Bieber.
I'm gonna have to turn up to the aquarium.
Sort of carefully.
Oh, are you sure?
Yeah, no, he did. He said aquarium software.
Aquarium software? Are you fucking idiot?
Watch this kid on the bike.
Yeah, I saw it. I saw it!
She's a child!
Her parents shouldn't be allowing children to be behind her.
Aquarium software no I typed an aquarium it's also a fucking glorified PC
Is that aquarium software in there? No?
Well, we don't want software do we you said go to an aquarium yet. No go to an aquatics
Aquarium and you've typed in some IT company your dick. We go to fish shop
I've got mixed up there aquarium software what does that in your egg sound like you
could be added by a finding me a fucking laptop you can't put that in a pool can you unless
you know we need the equatics and equatics hello brother fall and say what make one
hour we have we could go pet so I have you got the have you got the letter yeah you
got it yeah but we ain't going there fuck it let's put this off let's go fishing
Chipshop, I've parked up here, I'm going to make, let's try...
Drive fishing chipshop.
What is that, aquatics?
Yeah, we're chatting, it's called an aquatics.
Aquatics.
Aquotherapy, healthcare.
Is that acrobatics, innit?
Aquatic.
Oh, no, that's aquatech.
A-Q-U-A-T-I-C-S.
Someone's in chat saying swell, I'm looking swell.
Where is that?
Oh, surely you would have planned this.
You were going to go to Pet's at home, weren't you?
Yeah, I was, yeah.
Embarrassing.
Embarrassing, is it?
Yeah, it is.
That's called Colossus Colve.
Pet's at home.
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We're going to die so quick, I mean I've lost a bit of weight.
We're not going boat on.
We could do, we can see the fish.
Well why don't you, we're on our way to Pet's own gate, why don't you actually Google
where we could go?
because obviously you had a vast plan.
Isn't it?
It's a thing.
And this is your...
Where?
What?
Where?
Honestly, these birds, right, there's a wankers.
What are you talking about?
I'm trying to get myself out of everything.
Why?
I thought you'd tell us a little stuff.
Where to go for fish?
Lovely round here, isn't it?
Yeah, not too bad.
Don't know where we are, though, is it?
Oops.
Sorry.
Oh, where to go for fish?
I've got Wagamamas.
That's fucking good.
I'll get a chippin.
Um, Binley Mega Chippin.
Oh, I thought I was going to the world.
I thought I was going to the world.
Can I have another e-vip there?
No.
I know.
I know.
I'm five years.
Oh, the fuck is this sending me?
Press on.
Right.
At least we're close to it.
Oh, Ermston Aquatics.
Ermston, 20 past five.
It's good to have a look.
I'm going to go to the world.
I'm going to go to the world.
I'm going to go to the world.
I'm going to the world.
I'm going to the world.
I'm going to the world.
I'm going to the world.
I'm going to the world.
Ermston 20 past five, it's going to take an hour to get there.
It's a raw shower.
Ermston Aquatics, it calls it 6.
Is it calm?
New directions.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, he's kicking off.
You've got something to say, mate.
He's trying to run him over.
What are you trying to do? Run him over.
He's got the car.
You've opened the wrong window!
Was he walking out in front of you?
It's alright, I can't believe it!
I'm not going to go in here mate!
Why is he just walking out in front of you?
Mate, you could have hit him!
You never hit him!
Oh, I've got to be honest, you've got to key in your door!
Oh!
Hold on!
Did you see his switch? I was having a go at him.
He put his window down and I've got him instantly sidelined with him, and it was easy.
Because he saw it, it's because he knew yours.
He might have, he might have.
This is probably one of those things that goes on Facebook, isn't it?
He could be.
Jesus, go on with it.
Boys, I've got an idea.
How about we go to a buffet?
No!
Why would I go to a buffet?
Why not?
A buffet improves everything.
Yeah, Mermston said he thinks it's sweaty,
but it's never...
And it closes at six.
Yeah.
So you get them off, Jake.
We'll be there in about 13 minutes in there.
There we go.
Is that there?
We need to have a proper look.
We need to have a proper look.
We've got to go to that place just after six.
Remember?
Right, yeah.
You've not planned this, Jake.
Oh, well you quicked up on it, though, weren't you?
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I feel as though you've been thrown into the bullseye.
You've been slung under and I've just had a message from vodka I jinch. I have free right next to me
That's what I said. I can't fucking believe it's both because I've never thought you're gonna have a coming me performance
You've took the fucking piss. Oh, so I'll grab the manager by the scruff of the neck
And I've got I just want my chips
Oh, you're USB see charge on it. Ah, you can't you can't charge the camera with a phone
No
Right, so when that goes it, we are fucked.
We've actually got a cable.
The camera won't make it home on 7.
So it's not a VOD guy, just said.
Jake, once again, we're asking to speak to you about something else.
This has been a-
Is it my fault? Why'd you bring it?
I've just had a message of Katie in the chat.
Come on.
Leave him alone.
This is a finger, innit?
She's on about the camera guy, not Jake.
She's saying, no, I'm aware.
But at the end of the day, do two pence pieces drop from a coin?
Because you've got to look in.
Unless you put two pence in and I've got to put two pence in.
I'm going to say, CMC is Lionel Messi.
And we've settled for fucking Rafael Valdemar.
Exactly. And I've got VodGuy.
VodGuy is like, looking him out.
He's new on the scene.
He's got it. He's not your mouth.
No, but he's nearly as... He's getting there.
I see. He's bailed at Tottenham.
Yeah, bailed at Tottenham.
And then he brought Bojan.
You brought Bosad?
I'm fucking running down the box, that's it.
No, this isn't even, this isn't his fault, because even I, no, I've got Messi and I
still check.
I say, have you got a batterer?
Have you got spare batteries?
And when he's got batteries, have you got, is your responsibility?
My responsibility.
He's a cameraman.
Me, no, me, no, if you brought the ball, fucking hell.
No, because guess what?
God.
I'm going to make sure the coaches bring the balls.
Yeah, that's where you have a ball bag, and you're looking at one right now
After what your performance has been you pull back
Just fucking pouring your ball back
I'll pull on your ball back
Oh my god we're dead
Alright I'll go away
It's a giveaway, a giveaway
What?
Honestly, I just feel sick
That's what I feel
I feel like
I've been used
What's the camera on now box?
45
We've got 10 minutes as well
This has been the IRL from hell
10 minutes we've got, I've got a funny friend of the who says Cummins, spelt C-U-N.
And he's not even pumped.
He's not even pumped.
Three syllables P, 40, 5.
No, 5's the camera battery because you fucking didn't bring a battery pack, you dick.
I can't believe this.
VodGuy get the camera ready, me and Jim are going into town.
Yeah, agreed.
Get the camera ready, you can go fishing by yourself Jake, you've lost...
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Oh, we're on telly. We're fucking back and we're back
We're back see each other's levels this is clearly a brain
I got the front door
Yeah, I was on my ass.
Right, we're back, we're back, we're back.
Right, anyway.
So, we're in the living room now.
Get in the living room.
Get in the living room.
Get in the fucking living room.
In, in.
In.
Honestly.
Yeah.
I have high enough.
Yeah.
Come in.
Sit down! Sit down here!
Yeah!
Sit down!
Hey, not the prime man, not prime.
Sit down!
More than talk!
Sit down!
Honestly, I'm losing my shit with everyone in here.
Honestly, right, shall we go out?
Sit down now!
Everyone, sit down! Sit down!
All that's sensible!
You cannot start a first half like that!
You want to start slow, you want to forget batteries, yeah?
Well I might as well just give them a tune in a fucking lead!
You don't fucking do that!
You want them in the best of your fucking play!
That's glass!
I'm not gonna shame these glass! I feel like glass now!
Can I fucking nearly broke?
How about, who do you think you are?
Look, that's bad luck.
You should have done that.
What is that?
I've got a number out on brother over there.
Any other thing? You've been...
Yeah, right. I've come in here. I've done what I'm saying now.
I've been pushed over. You've got to probably stand up.
You let the fucking side down! You let the side...
Right, let the fucking side down.
Tell him, James! Tell him! Tell him!
Right, well, I'm not going to go like it.
What the fuck?
Yeah, me either.
Because I personally believe it's not all his fault.
As I said, it all lies with the manager.
God, how many batteries do you have ready to go?
Look at him.
He's got the fanny pack.
He's got the fanny pack.
He's got the fanny pack.
Look at what he's got.
You want him back?
Oh, let's just hire him.
Can you go and say, Harry, fuck him up, why not?
He's not what you wanted.
No.
Yeah, he'll be great for football, like I else.
We can't fucking bring him back to it.
Look at him.
He's still holding it.
It ain't on, man.
It ain't on.
It ain't on.
It's turned on.
We just went out of power! Sit down!
Look, you've fucking embarrassed me today.
No, what's actually happened, right?
Me and James, you've had this massive, great plan,
and you've gone, ah, do you want to come do it with me?
We've gone, you know what, we might as well.
We might as well. There's no plan.
He's fucking rocked up at an IT tech company,
thinking it's an aquarium.
You fucking idiot, right?
You, good job I did.
Otherwise, we'd be on the other side of fucking Manchester.
You know he's actually right. He's very right. He's very fucking right.
So what are you going to do about it then? You're going to make changes.
You know my fucking concern is I've done six or seven streams of him now and you've not forgot anything.
Once! It doesn't fucking matter!
He's won and he's fucking regressing.
He's regressing.
I'm playing with you under 21s but when you want to fucking go to the Premier League you're kind of fucking ready.
I think you're ready. He doesn't fucking play.
Look, if you sent home tonight...
Can't remember that!
Oh, we've been birthday meal scoffing his thing!
He's got it fucking here!
And he's got it on his own, right?
He's got to do a fucking Q&A,
because Ari Kinski here can't have his fucking batteries ready!
He's got everyone down tonight, massively.
And guess what? We had three minutes of no stream.
Three minutes of no fucking stream.
Please sit back down, Jake. Please.
For the love of God!
Now, what are you going to do for us?
I'm just like, you and your quacks are shut.
I'm quacks are shut, aquariums are shut, sea life's shut.
Clothes are shut, what are you fucking doing?
Fuck, it's your game to see in a fucking face
and your man's legs are out.
And that one, you, Keatski, you stand up.
Yeah, stand up.
Your man management is terrible.
You should be saying what you think.
No, I'm just sticking up for it.
Say what you think.
You're a shit manager, and I'm fucking out of here.
You threw your planes under the bus.
You threw your thumbs under the bus, and you threw yourself under the bus.
You know what you did? You feed your Mickey a lot of it.
You had Ram's dialing going, you fucked him off.
That's what's happened.
No, it's not.
He's died Kepa in the final instead of Rayya.
That's what you've done.
Oh, that's...
That's pub. Don't mention that.
I'm not saying Kepa in the final, Joe. That is...
Oh, he fucking looks like him as well.
He's got the head talk.
He's doing it like Kepa. Get the fuck out of here.
He does look like Kepa. Get out of here now.
Out of the door. Out of the door.
They're not fucking glasses.
Can you stand out there mate? Can you stand out there? We'll be back in a sec.
SIT DOWN NORMAL DOG! SIT DOWN!
Jake, stand there! Stand there, don't sit down.
No, don't worry.
Stand up and don't look at me. SPILL!
What the fuck is going on here?
Look, listen, listen. Should I remind you of him? Yes.
But me, in my ignorance, will come into the backpack as well.
I forgot when you know this, can you?
No, I'm not having it! I'm need to this! I'm need to this!
You've got too much experience as fucking Lingard and everyone thinks he's the best youngster.
He's fucking dirty too now.
You've got the experience.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
You're fucking unconscious.
You look like a cherry tomato mate.
Sit down, you're fucking conscious.
I don't get it.
I'm conscious.
I'm conscious.
No man, because you're fucking unconscious.
No, it ain't worth it, it ain't worth it.
Look, I've started a youngster in the game.
I've seen him in training, right?
He's been streaming me the last few days, he's been fucking unbelievable,
I don't have to tell you anything.
And all the fucks happened out there, he's had a fucking rotter.
He's been ragged about the shop.
No, no, no, no, I'll tell you what's happened.
You've said nothing, right?
I'll tell you what's happened.
You've come in here thinking you've got the next fucking Dalman,
and you're playing all in the fucking skip!
No, I'll tell you what it is.
We've done it in the night from Ballers League.
Steady performances and it comes to prime,
I'm actually only fucking shit themselves
I hear that, I hear that
No, we haven't, because guess what?
We fucking, we're all right
And also that camera, right
When it had 5% that lasted longer than his team
I thought it had a freehouse
Back to the main point
Back to the main point
You've said that, and I think
And you're sort of standing on top of it
Just going to say it, one last time I'm moving from boarding
Your TV is shit, but I'm on that right
Well, very well. But, Sam Franger, so you've got 52?
They're all going to be begging and asking, oh, I want to take your penalty from the half way you like.
Oh, what's up?
You've got to fucking play.
Got offered.
And did you accept?
Yeah, that's it.
There we go then.
Really?
You took a fucking place there.
You took a penalty, didn't you?
That's all you're getting offered to go on Amazon, you're going, oh, oh, wait.
You've got to watch.
You've got to watch.
You've got to watch in the actual.
Have you just compared taking a ball league penalty to an IM Celebrity?
Yeah, yeah, I have, yeah!
Am I...
Oh no, look at the three letters on here, it says ITV.
STD, is it?
STD.
Can you take the colour red off as well?
Well, no, cos I don't have nothing on.
No, but it's really the volume of my shirt.
What's it, your shirt?
It'll get it, won't it?
Actually, go outside the hotel before we play a pre-match.
Um, might have gone too long, yes.
But I'm not, you know what, there's one person in this room that we actually haven't got the opinion on.
And that's VodGuy, the most prepared man of all time.
I'd stop, I'd stop.
I'll load the camera in.
See if he's got better camera works.
He's a more prepared man.
What do you think is happening today?
Let's get your opinion, Vod.
Um, you just forgot battery.
No, no, no, what does that mean as a camera man?
What are the better necessities you should have at all times?
Battery, portable, no battery.
Yeah, well, what was that?
What?
Battery, portable, and then the old battery for the backpack.
And now they call it, they call that the BPP.
Should always have the BPP with you.
What's your repeat, what's your...
What's the BPP? What do you think's happened here today?
Right, so I think it is decently his fault, but then again, you don't give a fuck because he didn't check, so...
Sorry, while it was the words, I don't give a fuck.
Because you don't give a fuck?
You know what it is? I say no get aggressive with that.
It's like David Dier, I don't go, are you going to catch the ball today?
He fucking should catch it!
But I always see Jin's check before they get in the car.
Yeah, but he's just a fucking control freak.
But he's got a one-to-control of his strengths of his viewers
that are live there in the flesh, get to actually see them.
Yeah, and you know what?
He's doing a vision of Q&A, Bob.
Well, that's it, you know, chat for a bit.
Thank you very much.
I should have double checked, and that's on me.
What we've learned from our mistakes.
Look, I'm going to check with you.
I made a mistake, you made a mistake, you got me a gold piece of...
Well, fucking... quite a few games by a lot of things.
But anyway... right?
Is a fire stick on the TV?
No, it's not, it's called the cameras, it's called the dark web.
Anyway, so... what?
It's just...
Anyway, I'm buzzing we've got our own segment.
Look, I've made a mistake here.
Box hasn't made a mistake as well, but we learned from this.
I'm going to check every town you've put a never love for get again if he does p45
What can you do to make this up to us?
It cuts his
Obviously you didn't really plan your fishing bit
Oh did I not?
Did I not?
You've not planned the eye eye off
I've planned it by the way but I'm loving this input
Thank you sir
If not planning on people coming
If they're not planning to shut them down
I'm going to cut them more
You've had to be cut with them
Wait, wait, I'll take a phone out
I asked if I could cut them
Yeah and he did the same as well
I was like I'm still right, you can get on this if you want, I thought...
Check out my room, it's all my room.
Oh, do you mind if I come?
And I went, yeah, go for it.
Then go for it, you know.
Chas, they've not been good for ages.
Huh?
They've not been good for ages.
Yeah, I mean, they have dropped to equality.
But...
You're right, I am.
Me.
That's not true.
Who, I?
What happens then?
What happens then?
Oh my, oh my, oh my, is it good?
It's fucking Dave old turned up.
Listen, I'll be honest, right?
My IRLs, okay.
Back in the day.
Declining.
No, declining.
Declining.
Declining.
They're declining.
You're right.
They're declining.
Because I've got that...
Listen, he's learning.
He's learning.
Chab, my IRLs fall off.
Yeah, I look at your IRLs and I think...
Guy there, bottom.
Stop! I'm getting a coat!
I think...
CMC!
How are you feeling, sir?
Well, to be honest, Chaz, I'm just upset and ashamed of Jakey Davis.
Agree.
Because when he brings such, you know, an academy player into the big leagues...
That's enough talking, Chaz. I'll catch him a bit.
He keeps doing this.
But anyway, Chaz.
But he can talk as he brings batteries.
Yeah, first.
He does enough for batteries.
Look, animals beat you, I'm only sure it's never happened again, alright?
I apologise and might be off, I'm just going to get into politics.
It will wait.
Yeah, I'll just quickly get into politics.
Just one second, I can't go.
Max!
No, you're going to pump Jake, Jake!
You should speak to him!
Get down here now!
Get down here now!
I feel sorry for Max.
He's been thrown into the deep end and you know he's kind of swimming, he's got the heart
There's a new look to stay afloat
Shall we just leave?
Just stay there mate, come on
Oh yeah, mate
Yeah, so I just followed that to the violin
Because mistakes happen, no, I mean we learn from mistakes
Like, I mean, what...
Lessons come from mistakes, that's why I like them
Well, I think it could be a mistake, I think
Oh, there's a lesson, never do that again
I've got a few mistakes
Well, this is the first of them, no more
Sorry, sorry, what...
So what was the first thing?
Sorry, no more mistakes.
Yeah, okay.
It's the first one. Never again.
Which other?
Are you clear?
No, no, no.
I'll just say there's no more mistakes.
I'd fucking leave if that was me boss.
Imagine that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
It's not gonna happen again.
Dinge.
The state's happening.
It's happening.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for putting you through a creature.
All right.
You know you're a weirdo.
The stairs, you bat your up, we'll go out there and get some fish.
Jaycobil, yeah?
Hey, hey, the stakes happen, yeah?
Go on mate.
Go on, mate.
Look, the others, the stakes happen.
The stakes happen.
Jami, accidents happen.
That's quite a lot of work.
I've made a few mistakes.
Yeah, that's fine.
Was it in my last year?
Yeah, a big tap on my side.
And then, yeah.
You think a fucking chocolate ball was today?
Man, it's all I fucking have in shoes!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Sometimes you've got to be taught a lesson.
Go on, get it. Yeah, we're all leaving in a minute, yeah? So good.
You OK?
Is he all right?
Yeah, he's all right. I should have said he was...
You had it that brilliant.
No, fuck, you had it.
Shocking does nothing.
Shocking does nothing.
Have you ever fucking get an unprepared man like that again and how he'll end you on the spot?
Yeah, yeah.
Have you got a kidney infection?
No, I said Jonas is a kid so it happens sometimes.
What? Were your face all yellow?
My face was yellow.
What's your chance?
Is it his face all yellow as well?
Is it not the light in the night?
I was going mad a minute ago to be fair.
Yeah.
But yours looks yellow.
We might be dying.
Yeah.
I've been going around the side recently so it could be that.
Well that's it.
Shout out to people, what does it do?
Do you know what that's like?
Do you have a lesson?
Does it?
He's been taught, alright.
So I've heard smack him as well by the way.
I fucking fly on me knee.
You're doing my head in.
He's gone now though.
At least it won't never do.
Yeah, otherwise I would have been paying you.
Are you playing tomorrow?
Pardon?
I can't.
Ah, you're joking.
You're actually still injured?
I think so, I'm going to go for a scamp this week.
But you said that last week.
You haven't matched, you're going to go for a scamp this week.
You won't?
I will.
It's been nearly a month.
It's not, it's been two weeks.
It's not, this is the third week.
Second week.
Third week Wednesday.
Third week tomorrow.
Yeah, it won't be.
You've done your OCL.
I won't.
8 and 5 in 3 weeks. If it doesn't get easier when I'm doing this, then.
Because it helps.
Because you're not moving to the side.
But I'll do the stanky leg.
Alright, I'm not doing this. Do this.
I'm not doing the stanky leg actually.
No, Joe, do this.
On your knees.
Do that.
I don't want to do that.
Do it.
Try that a bit.
Stop.
Really?
Do it slow, mate.
Yeah, try a bit at some pace.
Don't stop, because it could be...
Oh, that did you think?
It's just crack!
Look at me when you do it.
Why does he creep like a rocking chair?
Yeah, he's not right.
So you want to a car fact do you not spend anyone one of my carcass I think the body
started me chastity I want even me yeah actually was no why it's just you why
she's got a chance or not because you was in the room with it yeah is a
question for you would you rather your cameraman spend 5500 backshots now
Now we're talking.
What the fuck?
Jake.
Oh that is bad.
Would you rather...
Give me your camera, man.
Spend 50 quid for someone else's card.
But bring all the batteries.
Or would you rather me carry my lots?
I don't know if you don't have anyone's card.
But why would you be bothered that you spend money on my card anyway?
What kind of thing is that?
Example.
I don't care.
You don't care.
Can you just bring the batteries?
Yeah well you know...
What about my face?
Yeah.
bothered don't care let's move in yeah they are listen I'm not bothered
And the Q&A thing, Gino's been undergifted.
Oh, Bino actually will be 500 quid.
Bino has been frowning 500 quid as well.
Say he's going to be 250.
Say he's going to be...
He's going to what?
I've got to like, these new cars, they might get some on my lips.
It's say he's going to be at about 1.3 grand.
Bino has been frowning 350 quid.
I'm going to have to fuck him.
Yeah, no, I just fucked him up.
So what's that? What's the next one?
The stash is complete.
I'm just going to... I'm going to have to... I'm just going to...
I'm going to hang you back in the key in the side of the car.
I find someone's running the car.
Right, anyway, I'm going to go upstairs, yeah.
Are you boys going to the car show now?
Yeah, me and my wife are going to the car show.
Well, I'll have a time run to the show
because you can't run any longer than that.
And so I really wanted to have a dick in that car, don't I?
Alright, so if you want me to get you a fish, what fish would you want?
How do I put fish in that image, Cousy?
Well, yeah. What fish would you like?
Why is he?
Do you like that?
So you want Neema?
You're not going to come back with any fish.
Watch me when I'm in that pond, watch me.
If so, I'm going to tell you this on camera now.
You're actually just basically assassinating fish.
That's not true, I'm about to.
No, but you're not assassinating, you're assassinating an entire bloodline of frogs.
They're not going to win also two careers at the same time because he's coming up and want to kill our streams.
Yeah.
Ah, you know what? Piss me off again, you shouldn't have mentioned it.
Does fish eat?
Does fish do throg?
Spawn.
No, the tag poles, mate.
Go on, Jake. Do you want to get them, mate? Go on, Ian.
Yeah.
Mike, Mike, Mike, Jack.
Yes, many fish.
No tech shop is open now.
Yes, many fish.
You cannot put marine fish in an open pond.
Yes, many fish, especially goldfish.
fish, eat, frog spawn and tapos. There we go. I'm not going to put them in there.
What was that on my fish tank? I don't know.
Yeah.
Oh, well then, honestly, just get out of my sight.
Well, to be honest, that's on my end of that, because she knows a lot about fishing,
so she said that they wanted you.
Once again, it's not on him.
Let me have a look in the chat, GP. Whenever is it your fault, Jake?
Whatever it is.
Well, when is it your fault?
Well, it's my fault.
What kind of question is that?
Give me a scenario where something's gone wrong.
Today?
Batteries.
Not your fault.
I'll take part in your video.
Your video?
Of video.
Oh, the video that we did?
It'll go on.
But there's definitely improvements in there for me to improve on.
The fact that the pond can't have normal fishing.
Nantana, spray false information.
Again, but your response is not my responsibility, thank you.
I appreciate your being honest.
Your response is not my responsibility.
Oh right, well I'd say that's the rookie era, so you're going to shout it in then.
Well I'm just trying to get chats. I can read the chat to make sure it's not F.
And then I peg the audio back, isn't it?
No, that one likes. I've got these two shoes.
Shut the fuck up, Jokes.
I was doing that because that's what I do.
I feel like there's any of that.
Sorry, man.
Who gives a fuck?
You're not fucking speaking right.
Who do you think you are?
Look here.
He's got a faggy pack of batteries.
And as long as my fucking stream's on,
he's doing a good job.
Oh, you understand that, Hagrid?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
He's very scared of my food.
Oh no.
I've been caught.
I'm going to pick up my food.
Who did?
I don't know.
Your food?
Yes.
Did you order food?
Yeah.
I thought you'd like to go on and on and on for a minute.
Look at this.
What's what I'm trying to do?
I don't know.
It looks a lot fat.
No, no.
You don't look fat.
This is what I love about the stand here mate.
What? I think there's a suit.
I don't know.
This is so weird, bro.
It's so good.
Peace.
You open the door.
What?
You think you can just do it?
Oh yeah, you can just do it, bro.
Where is the food?
It's where?
He's broke.
He's broke.
He eats.
He eats, he eats, he eats.
Get out of there.
It's so good, please bro!
Oh, what have you got here?
It's got him here!
Only one is it!
Oh, it's so good.
I'm going to have to try that, just because I can't be dying on the job.
Oh, what's this?
It's like cracker or something.
Is it healthy?
It's a cake.
What's food?
Oh my fucking god James where's that from talent has got me. Thank you so much for that bro. You're a fucking
Look, on to it, orders it for me.
That's cold for me.
His bucket as well.
That's better for me.
It's so good.
When you get a cameraman, you get a box set.
Box set? I've called him by battery bound.
By battery bound.
What a horror.
I'll beat yourself for you, James.
stop eating other people's food honestly no respect stop eating other
people's food James. Oh it's so good. Is it good?
Probably having calories or not. It's fucking annoying.
No Joe I don't think you can actually eat with that product we've got 2,000
about calories.
We'll get you a beer mate.
Yeah, we'll get you a beer mate.
Oh my god.
Can I have one more bit?
Yeah.
Oh my god mate.
Go in and get a drink.
Do you like that?
I'll have one more just to...
I don't know.
I just slobber on your spoon.
No, where's the slobber?
So is that slobber?
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
You've come.
Can I put it back in there?
You can put it back in there.
It's in there, so...
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
You've come.
Can I put it back in there?
You can put it back in there.
Can I put it back in there? You can be honest to him, sir.
There you go.
It's not making it sit that you're eating. That's production's food.
Honestly, that was a test. Let's put that back. No, no, let's put it back.
Unload the spoon.
No!
No!
That's fucking good. Get a wife from me.
What are you doing?
Oh my god, dip it.
What are you doing?
Dip a grape in it.
I won't do it.
That's just a good idea.
I can't eat it now.
I'm on the camera.
I went to the fridge.
Yeah.
They're healthy, actually.
Oh, Jake's stewed for about three months, you know?
That's nice.
Oh, Japanese-to-geekies, are they?
Yeah, fair enough.
Yeah, apologies.
Apology, apologies, apologies.
Just do that for me.
Honestly, I was like, fuck me off, you know.
Oh, no one's ever in.
They're called mangoes, not everything's chicken.
I actually eat a lot of fruit, yeah, pastels.
Oh, cheers anyway, nice to meet you.
So, what's this? Cajal or Wynse?
You've got some nerves.
Yeah, I've been invited.
Why?
Why?
I'll bring batteries.
No, because I stay here and man you out.
No, I'm not going to be a bitch.
You will not come up with any bitch.
Please buy one out, I'll just go and whack you in the neck.
Inviting everyone to whack you, that's what I think it reminds me of.
We'll go to a fishing trip shop.
We could.
Yeah.
We could get a chippie.
And then into a chip he's like sending an alk into a bath.
That's the only brand you've got, wasn't it?
Yeah, I've tried to catch some of this.
It's always frozen.
You can't catch frozen.
It's not sure, mate, I'm going to try it.
Give it a half.
That's really nice.
It's too heavy for him.
Why is he acting like it's hot?
Come on, you have to.
There we are.
Yeah, that was a good action.
What's all this?
We're going to be having this hell of a crash.
They know one has had a fresh to be helping me.
If it's all like that, I'm in it.
Shot.
You sound smart.
Yeah.
Shit!
Oh my god, brother's back.
I was coming after you.
Louis, brother's now in the C1.
Gillan, brother's crying.
Chaz, actually, you're just doing gaming tomorrow.
In the morning, when they arrive, they'll be joined.
They're coming back?
I've already said they're coming back.
They're coming back in the morning.
They've bought the train for 12.
Why are they looking back at me?
I don't know.
Why would they?
Jane here, man.
We've got actual time to cook in the morning.
Just bang out with the other guys and let them fucking...
Do you know what we're going to do?
We're going to take a second to make up for it.
Hey!
By the way, that's an actual new thing we're doing by the way.
If you're not going to get any video, you don't get revenue from that video.
Something new, bro.
Well, I don't do it for the revenue. I'll take more revenue from that.
And that is also not a new reason.
We're a group. We're doing things together.
Well I've got a big discussion tonight about the things that will happen.
Yeah, and that's going to happen.
The whole thing is going to happen.
Oh hang on.
The thing is that we're talking.
No, no.
Oh yeah, you know what?
Yeah.
Yeah, gig.
You know what?
We are talking.
We're talking.
We're talking.
We've had a fucking great chat with one of the greatest editors.
The most comments on the video is,
Oh wow, I think I was in a video.
It's un-attractable.
It's not good enough.
I'm going to go for a while.
You are! You are the actual use!
Grant had it be.
The phrase I would say, pulling your weight.
Yeah, well yeah.
He's fucking having to walk up to now a path.
Oh, I'm pulling your weight.
Okay, look where it's in the hole.
How about time?
How about time?
How about time?
You have a fucking look, man.
I'm on it.
I'll tell you what, I'm on it for you mate.
That's how we're going to get covered.
Oh, we can't do all that.
Can you stop this Britain stuff?
Tonight. Tonight.
I've been fucking bent over here. I'm shagging.
I had one sock there that was fucking feeding.
I think we've told fucking the one before.
I know about this one.
And then...
I'm going to have his mum eat me ass at the same time.
He always does one step over, doesn't he?
We've gone for a nice wholesome night back then to Jinj's arse being the matman.
Don't come to me yet.
See, everyone's still got a little there.
You do realise I tell them to show you?
Are we getting the fish or not?
It was like, off three we went.
Got that, got me better.
I had a pep's match and it showed something.
I know, I don't think.
I want my wick called Pookie Bear!
What the fuck?
Oh!
Have some fucking respect!
What?
Speak to me dog!
Excuse me!
You are excused, don't worry.
Hi!
That isn't very kind, you make me...
No, you're very kind, and I'd like to say I'm very sorry about that.
Because when we met, when we watched...
You know when we both watched Charlie play at Wembley?
Are they?
Do you remember when you watched Charlie play at Wembley?
Yes!
What a day!
What a day it was, eh?
I'm fine. You've not smashed it.
Aw, thank you very much, but listen...
Is he pants on, eh Kate?
There's no punch like that. There we go, look at that.
Look at that, he's even a puncher.
I've got no punch like that, I mean, here is it, it's a date.
He's got a punch anyway, he's in line.
He's in line.
Well, I've got a line on the line,
so I'm just about to get better.
We're going to go and get some cards, so I'll capture a bit.
I'm just going to keep up with it.
I actually can't have a pet.
Buy a pet? Er, no.
We're not buying one, we're renting one.
You're in a pet?
No one stands like that.
That's not cool.
We're not actually getting a pet.
J.J. just quit begging everyone.
I'm not sleeping anyway.
Don't just quit begging, you get screaming around and everyone's like
Oh, don't you get a cross cut?
Where'd he start?
I've never once done that.
See, he's fine.
I'll just get a fish tomorrow.
I'm on a little club school.
Oh, I got it, hey, hey, there you go.
Start right there, Chazza.
You both good?
Yeah, I'm a gold scorer.
Yeah, I'm a scorer.
Right.
All right.
What's wrong with you?
I'm a taekwondo player.
Yeah, Chazza's talking about clicking,
but he has an announcement every three days.
Eugene Altsman.
Yeah, but he dragged it out for us.
Don't, don't, don't turn to him.
He's right there.
We all need to.
What was the Eugene Altsman?
Sorry, oh!
What's that sorry, don't turn to him what does that mean?
Oh I thought I was pointing to a girl in doors
I didn't even mention something
What a point, a point
What do you think you're possibly brawling, suckery?
How do you know?
I play for the YouTube upstairs
Stop and shoot the YouTube upstairs
And it's your suckery, we're not even going on about it
And it's not like we're fucking still not a kill
Yeah, like you're acting like we're just on like milking it
I'm not bad
What's your name?
How do you know if you live like the YouTube or something
I've got a lot of best friends all the time, I've got a lot of best time in which all the time, do I?
How many numbers do you got?
Pardon?
How many numbers do you got?
How many numbers have I got, sorry?
Pardon what?
How many?
How many?
The seven of them?
Yes, how many numbers.
Sorry, how many numbers do you got from the side?
Oh, we use email.
Sort of a email.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Er, call me my chats with the GMP.
I don't have any chance.
No.
Er, sometimes K-Cycle, you might have to call KSI 69.
Vick start comes in, but it says 1, 2, 3, 4, the string is his name.
Yeah, that's all the boys.
And you remind them, though?
For Rizzles.
How about, I've got him.
Why is he eating a snowboard?
What?
Why is he eating a snowboard?
He's eating a snowboard.
Okay.
What's happening?
Is that alright?
You good?
Why is he in a snow book?
Message deleted.
Mods, can we get a grip of this for me?
I'll go look in my messages.
Am I right?
Is there a lot of things to do, mate?
Toast, you need to get on like this.
Yes.
What is it?
He needs some rip-rope.
You can shout it out.
I'm opening toast.
Toast here, it needs to end.
Yeah.
Toast, you're up for the 24 days on the line.
It's the mods I know, it's got to be disgusting.
Gotta get in for it, gotta get in for it.
Right, anyway, I'm going to go open some cardboard.
I'll see you in a bit.
I'm going to make a quick haul.
I'll be in charge.
I mean, you might as well come.
I can't.
Oh, shit.
Wait, what?
You've got the batteries, James.
Yeah, I'm just going to batch change.
We can walk there, by the way.
It's pretty cool.
Why are you doing the batch of change?
Because this one's there, so it's not charging.
It's dead already, is it?
It must have been fully charged, then, James.
Okay, one's not going to have the backpack on.
Interesting, he's had the backpack on when he wasn't using it.
No, I like that.
Just turn it off, yeah.
He went from hell and back to get your vlog up.
Oh yeah, he did.
He did as well, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
It's like the 2050.
Yeah, good we took five before, didn't it?
No, that was for the crossbar.
That was when we had shots at each other.
I don't just take fire off you for a laugh.
I'll give you that.
I'll never play with a robber.
You're the only one who's robbed me.
You keep getting it.
I don't know, I took that iron as a loan, I've never run for it.
Nah, I'm sorry I was wrong, just for the sake of it.
What's that?
What is that?
A watcher, mate.
Yeah?
Oh, what's it?
Cover that up, I'll get you one.
Whatever.
Have them come for once.
Cover that up, I'll get them all out.
I thought I'd leave my wallet, I thought I'd leave my wallet.
You what?
I'm going to open that one.
Yes, I think I'll have that.
Cool.
I'll get you a proper one.
No, I'm rather going to self-sales machine.
Rhydino.
I see red there.
It actually works.
I've got to find out.
Electro-up by local change of life.
Well then, bring it up.
They're electrifying you.
You should try it.
You should just try it with water.
It says you will, you believe.
Why would you put water in your dick?
Why would you put it to it?
He's a little calary, I know that's why I got him, you can't have him out of there.
Nothing.
I've got some on.
No!
He's a good guy, so I'll give him a task.
He's empty, put it in the bin.
The packet.
Thank you.
All right, I hear it.
I hear it.
I hear it.
This is the other side.
Two of your bags, yeah.
I don't fucking care.
What are you talking to me?
Don't come in here and I'll fin off.
Off, off, off, off, off, off.
Come in here and show me odds.
One, three, five, seven, nine, 11.
Oh!
One, three, seven, five, nine.
That was an A.
Oh, actually.
You just get going.
You just get going.
Right.
That's that, I'll let it.
What do you mean, that's the albergue?
What?
Just one left.
You're not coming.
I'm?
Are you now?
Where?
At the fish.
You're not going to fish.
Where am I?
I can't go for a fish.
You are.
I've got to go card factory.
You're going card factory?
Right.
Well, I'm.
No, we're not.
I don't need a car to have the braces.
Oh, oh, do the jacket.
You're talking about the jacket?
Jack, do it like that, mate.
Come on.
Where do you get that from?
What? Where do you get it from?
I feel like I recognise the logo.
Let's go.
Gotcha.
I'm going to see what the chat is going to say now, we get the honest opinion about it.
Is that fine?
Do you stay here?
You okay?
I'm not seeing much, thanks for checking in.
No, no, I was just going to say your boss, I heard him chatting again.
yeah and i just want to say chat before shopping in on you
you're in my feelings chas really really in my feelings
i'm sorry to the box yeah do you think it's my fault
no i don't even have a bag i've got i've literally got the backpack and i don't
have a batch in my bag okay you take care of it
you're a good box you know i am i saw that yeah
Fuck Jakey, Jakey's a green car.
W-box, W-box fucker.
W-box.
Not the cameras for that, is your fault?
No.
Oh yeah, fuck off.
I wish I had Jakey with a 50 gifted.
Jakey with a 25 gifted!
Shut up!
Jakey with a 25!
I want you to go and put your brothers past that fucking car.
Do you know who the fuck you get?
Using the fucking text.
Forget about you now you fucking do this to ya!
What are you doing?
Why are you shitting in the corner? Get up now.
What the fuck is that sound?
Bro, just be here when these windows open.
Right, I've got my jacket on.
Ready, James?
Yeah.
Right, let's get out of there.
Where are you going, James?
Got my jacket.
Oh, that's what?
The jacket's up.
Yes.
Oh, um, do you have any money?
I just had it kicking about.
Oh, fuck.
Just matches, innit?
Yeah, so, we're not driving, we're walking.
Just got a five minute walk.
I'm driving.
Oh yeah, that's 50 we should drive.
Are you sure?
Drive, I can be my phone now in charge.
See what? Where's box?
What?
Where's it? Where's box? It's injection.
Shall I go?
Come with you, I still only have one camera.
What camera do you guys have?
One with batteries.
Yeah, one with batteries on that side.
Get in quick or I'll lock you.
Wait, I'll drive quicker.
What you say you've locked the door have I actually yeah definitely it's gonna
go open because the senses definitely
I
Sessions give me a minute one minute. I just need to go out the gate
What do you say?
What do you mean?
under the door getting that side.
Alright, go.
Are we going air charts, do you know?
Yeah, just a hard string.
Well, it's that town.
Yeah.
Right, jump in.
You're so hyper, mate.
Yeah, right here, mate.
Don't worry, it's pretty steep out on, mate.
Right, chat. Want to chat a scene, W?
Yeah, chat. There's W's in the chat.
He's in the car!
He's going up the hill!
Oh fucks sake!
Did you fear anyone who's about to fucking cry because you did it?
Jake you planned it, he didn't want to come anyway. Relax!
Fucks sake!
Did you follow me? You're so mean to Jake!
Fuck it, he knew it was coming!
God I want a five gift dude! Go on, go on mate!
Three set of five mate!
I'll go back for him, it was planned!
You've heard?
It was a clip from!
Why, what did they say?
Okay, go back for him!
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, in our track suits.
Right, okay.
I'm with you.
Can we just say track suits?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, alright.
Let's go over there, let's go over there.
Ooh, what's over three?
What the fuck is that?
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
I swear to God I'll survive
Why do you think my night of play shows are shit?
That's what it is
If I get a one on one though
Get one on one
He wants eight
I don't have a Christmas goal
What the fuck
That's cheating
I'm only joking, you should have watched us.
Thank you, thank you.
You should have watched us.
I'm gifted, by the way.
I'm gifted!
I'm gonna go on gunner with a five.
I appreciate your gunner. Thank you for the five.
Aye, aye, aye.
Just a bit more.
You gonna help me load?
We're not going to pay an extra for this.
You know what they say, one of the people tells you it could be something to fly.
So what's it means?
This is Pokemon and that's what it is.
Oh come on.
But don't worry we've got plenty of cool stuff.
Go to the car and lock your channel and lock it.
Honestly, how far out do you get when it gets tired?
Not very far, mate.
Run to it, run to it.
I do more than this mate, you know?
No, I can do a lot for you. Let's not make it a big job.
Put them on there.
Look at that, big strong boy.
There you go. You're so strong dude, you're so strong.
No, I appreciate that, thank you.
Happy to help, thank you boys.
They're not looking, they're not looking.
They're just fucking getting the store and lock the store and fucking rub it out the back.
Fucking getting quick.
Get him.
Where's the key? Where's the key?
Where's the key?
Oh no! What the fuck is this?
What? Look, look!
What the door?
The graphing at the top, the graphing at the top!
We got him, we got him!
Pits!
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you!
Oh no!
Sorry about that mate, he's locked the door.
He knocked the back door, sorry mate.
You've got Vod. Fine, you can afford to buy it.
He actually can as well. Sorry about that one mate.
Oh, of course, you've actually got to put it over there.
Yeah, he's got to put it over that backpack.
Sorry about that one mate.
If you were sorry mate, you'd pick it up and you'd watch it.
Exactly.
I'll save yourself a fucking lot of labor then.
You're welcome, hot guy.
By the way, I was actually really disrespectful to you.
I didn't mean to.
That is very disrespectful to hot guy.
That's not funny, yeah?
Well, it wasn't, man. It's not funny at all.
Yeah, sorry about it.
It's not a fine, it's not a fine, mate.
It's called respecting your local.
Well, man.
Yeah, we've got our mate with bloody clips.
By the way, that's gonna come off your wages.
You're now getting eight quid for today.
Eight quid?
I've asked him back to half his wages. Eight quid.
You're getting eight quid for today now.
You're taking a quick pat there.
Look at what I mean to be fair there, five.
Oh really?
You know my sense.
Whoa.
What the hell is that?
That's where we're going to survive.
Nice to meet you.
That's a neat place though.
Do you think that's acceptable?
Oh, that's sick!
Carol and Plankton.
Do you know who I am?
I'm Stormsworth.
That's actually fucking sick.
Oh shit!
They have cards there as well.
Yeah, look!
Oh, do they?
Do they...
Do they buy cards?
Yeah, they...
They sell cards up here.
Come on, give that one.
You need me.
I'm always not so worried.
What do you say?
Oh my God!
Hem?
Make sure it's a hem.
I know you want the skull down there.
Oh, you've got skulls.
Where's the skull?
Oh, that is nice!
Oh my God, it's a super.
No, but...
Right now, mate.
That's actually fucked up.
That is actually fucking sick to be there.
That's come real. Get a close-up on that one, James May.
Super, Super Fractal 101. That's all my old plans.
Yeah, the insurance is high for this place.
Yeah, look, we've got to stay to the art security.
The place in Warrington got robbed for 50k a month,
so you kind of have to do it. Really?
But they didn't have an alarm or a shutter.
Well, I mean, they're fucking asking for it then, aren't they?
I mean, she's got a shot in the air.
At least you've got a shutter. Have you got an alarm, have you?
Yeah, two alarms, 10 cameras.
Ten cameras is it?
Sorry, I'm the back of the car.
That's what you hear?
Oh, I'm here for you.
Have you seen these? These are really good.
Yeah, they've got them.
They're really good.
Have you seen the phone keys, brother?
With the car in the back, he's like...
Just keep it down.
You've said enough, mate.
You've said enough.
What is so cute?
Hey, he's waving his arms going,
Ah, f**k you now.
By the way, that's a buck in your foot.
Why you can't write like that?
That's just a fucking real life.
That can't be true, though.
I'm sitting there, just $299, $15.
If anyone who buys that's a fucking no.
Louis Suarez.
You've got a present for Jakey.
Nah, I'm not a salesman.
I'm not buying them popcorn.
That real good.
That's the thousand miles.
Any cards? I don't think it's from that thing, it's a good card.
That's actually shit.
Any luck?
Can I have one, then?
Nah.
That's gold, is actually shit.
That's gold, isn't real.
Any cards?
Oh, you kid.
Oh my, you should have these as a kid, you go.
Yeah, I've actually had fucking hundreds of thousands of them as a kid.
I've never realised.
Yeah, how much do I have to blue-nose like dragons do, folks?
I actually had one when I was a kid.
The original one in PSA7 is like 100,000.
I only need 3.
Not your gammy fingers in a kid mate, you would have a crumb.
What about the PSA7?
PSA7 probably leaves you with like 5k.
You turned down a deal in the invitation.
More than that, I nearly worked an hour a year time.
What's that?
You turned down a deal the other day that was only an hour a year time for more than that.
I like you actually care about that.
Looking for his brand-new lease mate.
Oh, strange.
Good old off.
Yeah, actually I know.
Yeah, actually I know.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
I look blue eyes, what's that?
Blue eyes?
No, no, no.
It's not a soundboard mate.
Ryan does a lot of Pokemon.
Yeah, he does.
And not my cup of tea.
No.
Oh!
It's got the difference. Squirtle, wasn't it? That's Squirtle.
Yeah, it is Squirtle.
I don't even know much about Squirtle.
Well, I didn't know I said that it's in a different language. I'm not going to assume.
That's... Japanese.
I was going to say Japanese.
You were. You started with shit.
I really didn't. I was on the screen when I didn't start on that.
I literally said, Jack.
You didn't.
No, I actually did.
That hug was pretty cool.
Do-do-do
Damn, I need a coaster.
No, you're not there now.
I need to make the passenger stand so...
What's the noise to me, mate?
Sorry about him.
Where actually are we?
No.
How come that?
Ooooooooooo!
Alright, let's get to business.
We're gonna have to have tournaments then mate.
We're gonna hold tournaments?
Well, I don't have to play Pokemon.
Well, I don't have to play Pokemon.
I'm a pro.
We're playing the Match Attack for World Championship.
What?
We did, we did match-up!
Was it really good?
I was, it was really good.
Who's got the hate attack versus defense?
If you search my name you'll see news articles out there.
Really?
Yeah.
What's your name?
C-A-I-M-E.
And then second name F-R-A-N-K.
F-R-A-N-K.
H-A-M.
Ah, got it, yeah.
Oh my God, yeah.
Did you win?
You were the Ultram Football Car Champion.
Now, click in the middle bit.
What that?
Yeah, let it message your newspaper.
Did you win a lot or not?
You get your own card in the game from some packs and stuff, the main privacy trip, where
there's a trip to Birmingham so it didn't feel like a...
Oh, what a surprise is that?
You win the World Championship, do you get a trip to Birmingham?
You get invited there to play there, that is the pride, you get to go to Birmingham.
Every other year it is Chelsea, so I feel like I got scammed but yeah
I'll probably just give it a skip and get a try. Are you a Chelsea fan?
I'm an ultra-games fan.
Chelsea's shell.
That one doesn't stand for a bridge though.
Bastard's making you a different shirt. At least it's sponsored by Samsung.
You're a champion. You should support your luck.
I do support my local
You do?
I do
What's up with you?
Support my local
What is this shit, sir?
Is this the place you're made?
Yes
Are we okay to open it?
Oh, come on
Thank you, mate
Oh, you do have some primitive findings, but top said they'd delete my account if I gave it to you
You hear me?
Yeah
What's primitive findings?
The account's up there, though
Right, okay
Yeah, and what?
Yeah, maybe that stream can just go off
Yeah it's really fair we were thinking of ending in, what 10 minutes?
Yeah.
Yeah we were speaking of ending in 10 minutes.
You're pro-flying, that's good.
What's it, what's it, what's pro-fying compared to Dianastor?
Shit.
You're out of what?
You can get like fun art of.
Fun art of what?
Fucking Barry you support the Bournemouth Sound and I can't, that'll give me fucking favours.
I can't lie that, that should be pretty sick, nice.
Anne Hathaway, from James.
Oh.
Really?
Yes!
You can get a slap.
That's right sir.
Which one?
Mine then, I like the bottom one.
No, no, no, no.
What?
You can't, I'm one of them.
You don't support my United.
That's not how it works.
It is.
You can't open one in there.
Shut up, bud.
What's up?
I'm a rabbit.
Sorry, sorry.
Let's start arguing.
I just want to open it.
You can have cards.
Yeah, I just want to open it.
You can have one more.
Thanks mate.
What's up?
And what was that there?
I'm saying I played big users as well.
Look at that my boy.
I think that could be the best box ever.
It does look sick.
It is the best box ever I think.
It does look cool.
We're not hoping these are the day yet but there's more than one answer.
Is that his answer?
No way
Wow Charlie Woodward
Yeah
My god
Sit down
I opened it
Let's talk about it
I'm running on a wrath of the eagle I'll tell you
Ha ha ha
Oh my god
Holy cow, it's fucked up, you've got to be kidding
Come on mate
oooooh is he giving me a fat one?
you want a fat one? no what's the thing called you used to cover it
oooooh a blocker have you got a blocker please?
can you get me another card? yeah that's alright thank you
you have to come out this way if I've got a minute
oooh put that down on the chest
That should have boxed better than when the best box gets kept in the map.
Piedons, Piedons is like a very, well, he's probably the best father of all, man.
Oh!
Because this is probably a good small box.
Thank you very much.
Oh!
Snack store!
You like that?
Come through Panda!
That's a good thrill, man.
film that one. That's actually a really good one. We're looking for a thick card. Yeah,
a thick one. We haven't got one. Ooh, that I've just seen everyone. Right, you haven't.
Orange. By the way, I'm not going to spoil it, it's that big in here. No, no, no, mum
The 25.
Cobbie Maynard.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, he won as well.
I was shoving the dick.
I'm being serious.
That's one card, that's one card, by the way.
He's got it, he's got it.
He's taking the first one.
I'm not looking at it.
To 10.
Oh, way to 10.
That's it.
Yeah, that's unreal. I thought I can't lie. I think it's a one-on-one. Did you yeah, that's unreal Wayne Rooney to tense it
So good, that's unreal. That's back for so far. Oh the two cards
I'm guessing out of the last chat with him. What?
Yeah
To 10 again to 10 again. Oh another that is as well
It's moments. Ryan, isn't it?
Yeah! Ryan, gigs to ten.
Vieira, whoa, Vieira, whoa.
I don't think we've got to play with the van car.
Dave, do you see the ball? He's doing the celebration.
Oh, he is! He's doing my celebration.
That's outrageous, next car. Your celebration's it.
Why haven't you done that celebration?
You got knocked out the week before so you know this stuff pretty smart. Thank you
Just tell us one a Ronaldo oh
Brian and well that pen now we like that as a nice
In a great box
So you know what I want but this is on card
To 15 number 13 dog in its shirt number
Oh
Can I come on a box I didn't have a mess of great poor that's what what a game
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, great game
So in our first box, we've got coming a new to
25 to Paul then we've got a way in room needs to 10 signed
We've had a gig to 10
We've got a Brian and Bremmo to 20.
That's serious, that.
And we've got an Aiden Heavins to 15.
That's not bad at all, to be honest. I can't lie.
Thanks.
Come on, Chas.
Right, come on, then.
You've got the canitha.
Thank you, my mate.
You're welcome, mate.
Yeah, nice one, Lee.
It's not shit, though, is it?
Do you think the chipper?
Are we surprised?
Well, I'm absolutely surprised.
That's the man United fan, I'm looking to get it that big here.
You're a man United fan?
Yeah.
What is it you like about man United?
Just the club.
Just the club in general I think.
I think everything's out.
The raffle you did.
Oh.
I think you know.
All right.
You got any thick ones?
Oh you do?
We've never picked one.
Come on Chas, get me something good here.
Start from there, start from there.
No I think...
Get me.
He's right.
Give me something good here. Start from there. Start from there.
No, I think you can.
Get me.
He's got a...
Come on, Chas.
I'll see you in the back.
I don't know.
Right.
Can't be again.
He's the number, though.
To 10.
That's a good start.
She should have it.
How do you open these?
You're not ruining them.
Do it yourself.
No, no, I'll turn it away.
There you go.
And then you start looking at the back.
All right, here we go.
Ooh, that's not gold, innit?
That's not gold.
It's not.
No mania!
Oh ho!
No mania!
Oh ho!
He comes from Serbia.
Oh, that's not the stuff.
You're fucking murder here.
No, it's not.
Thank you.
Alright, Kex, come on.
No mania, bitch.
He's reminded this one.
Sweeney.
Spine Stagger!
I was going to do that, this fat one could be huge, and it's in the good one class, yeah
it is, it's on card, no it is, that's always on card, not always, it is, 7 out of 25,
aww the best man in the world, alright are you ready, aww please get some of the good
Oh, man, you're going to be good in my collection. Right, it's over.
Yeah, go on.
It's one-on-one.
No, it's not.
Show me, show me.
Mother's life, one-on-one.
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, my God!
He just...
He just...
He's got the course.
And he got the course.
And he got the course.
And he got the course.
And he got the course.
And he got the course.
I'm buzzing for that.
I'm buzzing for that.
No, you're not.
I mean I'm down to trade.
What have you got?
I'm down to trade.
Don't be like that.
Don't be like that.
I'm confused there.
I'm confused there.
You can open it but I might...
You can buy it.
You can buy it? I mean, I don't have the price now because I have to get back to you.
But I'm buzzing with that.
That's a great pull.
Get that off this.
Shall we have a recap?
I'm just looking at that.
You're the one who chose the box.
You're the one who chose the box.
No, no, no, no.
What do you mean?
You're the one who even went live.
Sorry, was we allowed on each?
It was all right, mate.
I've done it all.
Exactly.
You are, do you know what, this is one of the moments in life where you just think,
wow, what a club, what a historic, they're the biggest club in the world.
For sure.
And you know the best club of all time is the Adicap.
I will give it to you.
I will give it to you.
It's a one of one really, really good place.
Yeah, what we had reached out was having the boxes before we even went on camera.
I don't think we did it.
We did it at the Boffalts before we went live.
Yeah, no.
No, it was on the falter.
No, because there was a spare one.
There's another one.
I think you'll love me.
Ha ha ha ha.
Well, we can work out a trade.
We can work out a trade.
We can.
We can fix something, can't we?
Sure.
What?
You look like you look a bit stung.
I can't stand it.
Ha ha ha.
You sat down?
Ha ha ha.
You really can't stand me.
You sat down?
It's been a good report of the week. Charlie if you're interested let me know.
Come up against the high bidder though.
You owe me though.
Because that could be a prick.
Have you got any more mate?
One more box.
Can I take the box please?
You can.
Thank you mate.
Can I pick two cards out of my boxes?
Yeah, but can't do what's up.
I'll give you another one.
Ah, let me have a look.
Simon.
Ask the only one I want.
The only one I want, I'm Nicole.
How did you get your off?
You need to be careful with it.
That's a bit of a lie, you know.
You can put it back in your box.
Oh, you're much famous.
You don't understand how much of a good mate you've got here.
No, I do.
Because I'm easily entitled to one of these as well.
And I'm actually letting you have a vision at night, fam.
Oh, right. Thanks, yeah.
No, we didn't agree I was having an involved before we got here.
No, it wasn't a dream, wasn't it?
It was just...
I'll talk with you.
And I'll be a replacement.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Yo, take your fucking shit.
I'm too restricting.
Oh, thank you.
Right, what do I want?
Can I get a glass of light?
Yeah, I'll give you one.
Carrick, you beat your free two at the Emirates.
And...
You're asking me off.
You can choose what you want mate, you just can't be any colder or wazza
Alright, I'll have the rest of them
Thank you mate
Alright, even if we get out of the walk-in option
Oh no, if you're just going to sell it
Nah, can I actually have the wazza?
I'll have that mate
I don't know, yeah, that's a pretty fast third point
It's the biggest customer
I need to go and get another one soon, I need to send the other stuff
I love doing that man, mate.
Did you buy a car, sir?
Yeah.
And then before we pull off him...
He's off.
What's the highest you go up to?
For a car.
I mean, I bought a car the other day for $105,000.
I like this guy.
I like this guy.
He's gonna find you something, so let's pick it up on Monday, and then I thought
it's a guy in Japan.
So I'm going to Japan four years later.
Yeah, it's okay.
Fucking well, ain't son.
Oh, let's just calm down, shall we?
I'm gonna say what would you take it for you?
You might confuse him a bit.
You might confuse him a bit.
Just put them in the call back to him. Is that alright?
How long have you been saying to him?
Five days.
Just put them in the call back to him. Is that alright?
I have to send you some breakfast.
Oh yes.
I think it's a free camp already.
Is it good?
Yes it's insane. The best meat in the world.
I'll give you the first count of pull-up.
Nah, I don't want to unite.
I'll have it tonight.
Your mouth.
Yeah, wash your mouth.
How many times, sorry?
Three times.
It's the best meeting in the world.
I mean, obviously, if I can't make it,
it's good for that too, but I go for the two.
Fick one! Well, I'll wag it. Fick one again.
Fick one again.
Oh my God, wait.
I think it's a one-on-one.
I'm checking as a one-on-one now, let me check.
Right, go on, you check, you check.
We won't look, we won't look.
The thick one?
Yeah.
Is it?
Oh my god, it's a one-on-one.
Oh my god, right, come on.
We've got a six.
We've got a six to 10 dimitar verbatone.
Lovely that.
That's a good one.
It's not a one-on-one, I can tell you've laughed.
What a bell-end.
copy me
5-5 copy me
that is actually lovely
as you can see it is
Fred
it's almost in the chat room
in terms of your word for it
oh that's nice to find
to five
moments
real further than
that is unbelievable
montage moments further than
That's unreal. Save the fit, Quint.
12-15.
I'm a Diallo. What a baller.
What a baller. Imagine if he's a third game.
Do you know what it is to him?
Ten.
I think it's a ten.
Seven or ten?
Oh, boy, Quint!
Oh, with a gem.
With a gem?
And I can take any two of them in the Andy and the Waz.
That was funny.
You are your actual job.
Oh my god.
I feel like I've made a mental note.
What have you made?
You have like a thesis culture.
No.
But yeah, I'll tell you what, I've made a mental note.
What have you made a mental note?
I know what I've got.
I just learned a lot about my mate tonight.
Alright, I'll be generous and I'll give you a decent card.
I will.
I'm at the Al's first ever auto. Put it back in the box.
I'll take it.
What's your offer? Let's talk business.
I'll be friends.
That's my offer.
Oh sorry, actually, so I've got a one-of-one Rookie Yamal from the museum, is that correct?
What was your offer for that?
I mean, a card like that, it's in me a few hours to find you a good price.
A good price.
I don't want to just load while you're off the deck.
What would the load wall be?
I mean, that card's got to be worth at least probably like 100K, probably.
What the hell is it?
Are you saying it's more than that?
It's the right way, yeah.
You're not going crazy right now.
Is he now?
I've learned a lot about you mate, you just look like a crook.
What about a dynastic...
Dynastic to five?
Dynasty to five your mum
Probably at least 25-30
That's it
This is your thing, you know better than me though, you think?
Well, the last time was 56, so
Oh yeah, I need to do a task to get you back to your position
Yeah, you got to be a researcher
And also have an anomaly of football card knowledge
Yeah
You might think you're back in there tomorrow
No
Get your card ready
I'll buy you a map. Which one?
You want one? Rookie?
Oh dear! We can talk.
Well we're talking six figures.
I'm for you, eh?
Ah shit!
You've lost your mind dad. Never buy that.
What would you assess a one of one dynasty messier?
I won't even know I have to stop.
Are you just flexing here bro?
No, I'm just curious to see what I've actually got.
An addiction to opening a car.
I like it, you're not wrong mate.
So there's Finest.
What's Finest?
We just think you've ended, don't we?
The string.
The prep Finest?
Yeah, you've got to get to United, haven't you?
Yeah, you've got Winton United training.
Exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, you do.
You've got Winton United training.
Do you have anything else I might be interested in at all?
Maybe I have like one box of Arthelon and Bravola, which are three hours open.
Guaranteed three hours? Yeah.
Honk she's it?
Four hundred.
I will whack you, I will whack you for the content.
Right, I'm gonna pick a couple of cards out of one.
But I won't play the mic because it might have disappeared.
What's going on here?
It's bad this.
What's going on here?
We'll talk upstream.
We will talk upstream.
You can't bet the last time.
Yeah, I was doing it the last time.
Thank you, shit, if that started leaking in here.
Man, last two minutes, I can't follow up there.
Oh, mate.
Look at the top. Look at the top, is this?
Look at the top, is this?
The top, is this?
Yeah.
Hey, do you want to open some more Pixar gold, Trevor?
Ooh.
I want to open some more.
I do like Pixar Gold.
I love Pixar Gold.
That's what it's like.
Half of that for the season, those M3 cards.
Oh, it's only three cards?
M3 cards.
I don't know if that might like it.
Basta Forever.
Coleman.
Ronald Coleman's a 75.
He's fucking done me over on this box there.
He's fucking done me over.
Is there a particular one that's meant to be better?
Well that one's the 75, I can see the number inside.
Right, we'll get that one straight away.
75.
Oh rookie.
Oh yeah, ah, he's crazy.
He's fucking done me for 400 quid there.
He's fucking done me.
It's great and it's black and white 15 a fifter
Padjo! She was sick on FIFA, Tifa. She was good on FIFA, Padjo. She was quality on
FIFA.
Fuckin' pudge your own pants now, I fuck it.
She's 86, right?
Yeah.
Well, I think I'll leave the bath a lot, but thank you anyway.
Appreciate that.
Oh, you don't want that one?
No, I don't want that one.
You want to receive it?
Yeah, where's the seal?
There, there.
He needs to get a big star box, don't he?
Do I?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go on.
If you do, I will.
Yeah.
But, fine.
This is out.
Why don't we have a box off?
You just want to pay for your money.
I was only joking.
No, you weren't.
I was only joking.
I don't want other stuff from you now for that.
Yeah, I'm going to present like a house.
Nah.
You're pretty light.
Pad your case to die.
I'll do a pixel gold.
I'll do a pixel gold, please, mate.
And have a box off where it gets in the face.
Yeah.
Go on.
If you do, I will.
Yeah.
But, fine.
This is out.
Why don't we have a box off?
You just want to pay for your money.
I was only joking.
And I have a box off where he gets the best card, keeps and kelp
Who? keeps and kelp, nah
Whoever gets the best one keeps both boxes, and the lose has to pay for them both
No! Why not? Oh come here, I've had a rotter rare
I was better off standing on it
What a joy it is
I can get a third bar
Ohhhh
You can pick bro, I'm not fucking picking
Every time I pick it goes wrong
I haven't even showed you mate.
How much of your pizza I've got mate?
Get that free just in.
I like it, I've never looked at you like this.
Pardon?
I've never looked at you like this.
I've never looked at you like this.
I'll open it, I'll give it to you mate.
I'll open it mate.
Three twenty five.
I don't know what's in this, I'll see what you get first.
Come on, Chas.
Are you with us?
No.
Come on, give us a seat, pal.
Come on, Chas.
We'll get a light in my cleaner, come on.
A bit, Fred.
Well, it could be to ten, you know.
Whoa!
That's actually pretty sick.
That's sick.
That's power off.
That is that...
of moments as well. Oh, like the McQueen anew. Sally. Bro, she was so bad. Like she actually
is fit. What were we going to go? Bug? Wait, who's saying that? The actor? Or the voice
actor? Yeah, probably. Oh, we got numbered. What? Pat, these are usually terrible. 15
It's incredible how you use the lichen.
This has actually been a sit box.
That actually has.
That red gold ray wave.
And Bailey.
Why do you ask all the youth to look like that?
You know, I like these youths to use that.
I like these youths to look like that.
I know, it's going to be hard to beat.
Yeah, 100%.
Oh yeah.
You know, we're not going to be in a rooster.
That's right.
That's a revolt we've got to do.
Oh my God, one of one!
It's not one of one.
It is, that's the one of one.
It isn't.
It is the one of one.
They're solid gold, the one of one.
It's called Pixar Gold, you know.
It's your man.
It's your man!
It's you!
Yaaah!
Yay!
Yay!
Did you get it?
Yay!
That's actually sick, by the way.
actually cold. They're Mr. Incredible's as many vines actually cold. I don't even know
you can get all those in your packs. You can get all of them. Oh yeah I just did. That's
what I mean you can get them. That is a thick box. That is a thick box. That is actually
a really good box. I got the baby set up from the Incredibles. Really? Yeah. That's it.
I won Lightning McQueen or Toy Story people or Incredibles all once a day not
fucking mingly. I'm looking at the colours I'm looking at the colours red to
five. Really? Yeah that could be massive.
dash par also
Wally!
Oh is that Chuck?
From God?
Yeah he is!
That's it!
Golden moment like in the ring
Dynamo!
Another golden moment
Ryan wasn't to 5, he got baited by the floor
Should be gold wave
Sorry, gold no?
To 50
To 35, Ian Lightfoot
Ah, I thought it was Rex.
Oh, you got Rex, didn't you?
Yeah.
I'll take that, that's pretty cool, I like that.
Yeah, I can sleep.
Yeah, you can sleep, mate.
Come on, the big vinyl.
Who needs another big boy, is that?
Because we're open to lot of us.
So you want, it needs to be like actual full on gold.
Orange?
Don't know.
Is that missing incredible?
Oh my god, it could be me.
He's ginger!
Is there a number?
There'd be at the bottom.
Oh, I've seen it. That's sick. I've seen it.
Oh, the 25! Carl Frederick!
That's actually sick. That's mine as well from the box bow.
And I've got it for free.
Cheers, mate.
Oh, no, I'll be yours.
Yeah, it doesn't.
I've got a 25, Mr. Incredible.
You've got the 25.
And I've got an auto.
He's got a good bat, obviously.
I'm crossing each other.
Is it? I've got to follow him.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Fuck sake.
Thank you mate.
Don't say it.
You can double or nothing come from Star Wars.
Star, I've never watched that.
I've never watched the Star Wars still.
It's not even real.
Can you sign the uncartotto?
Pardon?
Really?
Who signed the uncartotto?
Who signed the uncartotto?
Me again, uncartotto.
I've never watched Star Wars in my life, I don't even know who's who.
Oh no, what's this? Obi Kenobi?
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
I've never been gifted by him.
What a guy.
Yeah, Obi Kenobi's class.
Oh, that's actually really cool.
I'm going to watch cast tonight.
Same.
Actually, I'm going to watch it.
I am.
Oh, so when you're back from training, shall I go to CX and get it on DVD?
and get it on DbD now, I just can't.
Yeah, I was thinking it was shit all day.
What are you looking at here?
Just seeing how much these are.
How do you do this by taking a photo of them?
Yeah, I've got a card by the way.
Right, I'm beat.
I'm into my card book now.
They're all sick, though.
Oh, it's when he's got his white wheels.
Ah, that is cold.
How do you know which ones he can have more?
Ah!
Thanks mate. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
Okay, thanks. Thanks mate.
Do I have to sit a bit?
Do I?
You know how to fuck that?
Do I have to sit a bit?
You've got to shut the hell up.
Mate, I don't fucking feel anything.
I don't even feel anything.
You didn't agree to that?
You did not agree to be like a bully.
You're lucky, I bet you are.
You're lucky. You're lucky. You're lucky you're a fucking good mate.
Can we get a bill please mate?
How would you like a bill?
A card please.
Thank you.
What's the matter?
Look at what he's doing here, Chas.
I like that place, bro.
Right, handbidder, eh?
Yeah.
Ian, like.
Was it a bit like that?
No, it doesn't, sir.
His name is Ian, man.
I know.
I had to thank Jeremy for the gift.
I had to thank the pair of mate.
Go on, mate.
That's really fair.
You're buying cars, mate.
Oh, that's got to be on me.
Yeah, I've got it on me as well.
I can put it on.
Have any of you fucking got me?
Um, what's it called, Charlie?
It's called the Grand Mons.
Pardon?
Maybe it's my book that I'm off the list from.
I was fucking getting off of that.
Not about that.
What's going on here?
Charlie wants to look at the copies.
Doesn't he know?
In chat.
You ain't collecting anything, man.
You're a shadows.
You've got dynasty copies just sitting like,
brand of drawers in the outside shambles you. What you want about you? You shambles? No I'm not saying I'm going to keep them.
Shall we we can all talk? In talk business can't we?
But I'm a massive fan of coffee then obviously but I've got to five and five signed.
That's going to cost a pretty penny. What do you need for a five and five coffee maybe mate?
Let's have a look he says. Let's have a look.
Go on, do a one.
I was having that too.
I do want a pair of like that.
That's a nice one.
Yeah, it is.
All of them.
Yeah, all of them as well mate.
1,800.
1,800.
Mother of the life.
I'll give it to you for 1,500.
The stone's 101.
I'm helping you out here mate, the skull is 101 with 800 quid, so copy to five is fucking not that.
Copy's got more height.
I'm helping you out here mate, the skull is 101 with 800 quid, so copy to five is fucking not that.
Copy's got more height.
See? The what?
The one at bottom plate, three at bottom plate.
Who did? Who put that?
The guy I need mate.
He's lost his head, the dinosaur went for 1.8.
I could be driven because of what I want.
Yes, cad.
Why are you messing me cards up here?
I don't want any.
Mate, you fucking took him.
Can you see how much he has?
Come on.
Cough him up.
But I pulled that.
That don't feel right.
Come on.
That was told.
You weren't going to get me to open these.
Yeah, we do.
We should open these.
And we opened them.
Absolutely.
As a generous place and you being a United man, I was sitting there thinking, I could
give these to you.
But do I?
Yeah, I would.
I'll start you over.
I'll start you over.
I'll start you over.
I'll give you a comment.
1.8.
1.8 is what's here for.
I don't want him.
No.
I won't give you anything.
I don't even know what I've got.
Andy Koh asks them legends.
He was at Arsenal for about six days, that guy had a past and present.
Good morning.
What actually is it? Is it a ruby?
A genuine gemstone.
Do you have anything to have on?
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
I don't say I don't treat him.
Cheers mate.
It's been a fucking good day today.
Yeah, we're fucking solid down.
Ah, a fucking great day, yeah.
I thought I'd see a pep, I thought I'd fucking found my new mat.
Take your open into my mate.
Ten to six every day.
Ten to six in the morning.
Ten to six every day.
How much is your finest case on Thursday?
Wink, wink on Thursday.
I think no, I...
No, it's only a race.
That last one was coming through the door of your room.
I didn't know that.
We should have run up and down.
You wouldn't have gotten in trouble if we nicked it.
I mean, there is evidence.
No, but you wouldn't have lost your...
You'd have topped with it, man.
Yeah, because we've rocked it.
It doesn't mean I'm being defenceless.
Exactly.
I mean, we might be in serious shit with the police,
but other than that...
Exactly.
What serious shit have you got for honest?
I think, with us, we've rocked in.
We've already been through it.
Exactly.
That's the worst.
Exactly.
Do you remember that history of the sport
yeah well we don't like to talk about it we did a 15 stretch yeah we did we did
15 stretch yeah you did it what's the dynamics mate
I was sorry?
No, he's done one.
Anyway, he's asked to chat as well to Tariqa chat.
He's not including both pixels.
Yeah.
He's taken one off then because he's got a bit of a problem.
No, no, he's actually not getting away with that problem.
You agreed that we would do it, didn't you?
I said that.
You've not.
I said the shit back.
I'm serious.
You're joking.
No, no, no.
I said, I said...
I've made it.
I've made it.
I've made it.
I've made it.
I've made it.
I've made it.
I've made it.
I've let you have that.
I've let you have it, you fucking cheeky cunt.
Right, can you paint my mouth on the front of that?
Yeah, sure.
Anyway, a massive chart, it's already been there before anyway.
Yeah, a massive chart as well, chat.
I've followed my name.
We're sort of in the south, yeah.
We've got a thing in the Instagram.
And also, if you want a lot of my cards,
a lot of my cards are in there.
So...
I've got a lot of my phones.
Mate, mate, you've got your bag, bro.
Do what you need to do.
He's got a job. Is he got that one?
He's evicting the burglars, yeah.
Have you got any of these in red, mate?
Just got some.
Just, yeah.
Alright, cool.
Jim, did you get that skull, do you know?
I've got that, folks.
Yeah, a bit of that movement.
Well, is it not a firm's place?
No, that's the show.
Oh, by the way, I'm not even joking.
I'm just going to say super fractures are the best cards in the cards.
Or you can put some of the factions in the stadium as well.
It's probably the best gold card to exist.
Yeah, probably.
Cool.
Well, there's a moment to talk, we're going to try that.
It's not feet round it though.
Yeah.
Yeah, Mark, it's true.
Turn it off.
Don't know about that.
I think that's taken a bit of a bit.
It's not.
So what I've done, I've got 2.1.
You interested in any of these, mate?
They've got the premium assholes with Fabregas 101,
Yoccares to 10, the best.
Doesn't it go down in value after the city game?
Ha!
Boba.
I mean, I thought-
Yeah, that is probably worth next to a four car.
It took a hit.
You've got to do much hard burb of.
Yoccares locked in, look at that.
Fucking hell.
I had to find more on your streams,
I'm getting cheaper.
What do you see?
Julius.
I mean, you're fucking insane.
He's made a great point.
A great point.
Do you have the U.U. 95 so you can buy that?
Thank you mate.
You got a bit as well?
No I do.
Thank you.
You've got trading to get to.
Am I?
I gave that.
I'm just in case.
Do you like a business or something?
No, that's what I mean.
But as soon as I've got all the free business I can't.
It should be alright anyway.
Yeah, I might do a little show tonight and whatnot Yeah, I might bring some of my cards in if you want
Yeah, I do it, I'll put one in
Yeah, I'll just go to T
Huh?
Yeah, I'll watch, I'll do it, because it doesn't make me money as well
Mine go to T
Give me your paycheck
Give me an hour account, we've got my folders
Yeah, mate, do it, definitely do it
How many have you got?
10,000 and whatnot
Are you laughing? Are you laughing at a local business?
No, I'm sorry, it's cute because I've only got five
I do know how I've got five
It might be nine now, we're not streaming it for six months since he opened the shop.
What, the people on the follow? How do you check?
You don't want to know, you just...
Oh, 22.
22.
What, he's done as though.
Yeah, he's the goat and he's king of the jungle, sock around.
Yeah, just fun for him.
I don't know, I assume he hasn't done as though, I can imagine.
You know, anytime something new comes up...
Well, you know, it's getting a bit of a place job.
We don't tend to get restocks, but if someone comes in and brings it in I can let you know.
Alright, can I get one of those Disney Neals?
Yeah, that's just a mega box.
Yeah, can I try one of those?
Yeah.
Is it crumb?
Ah, I don't know.
He's scammed it now.
He's got a piece of paper.
Wait, I'll get it.
Imagine a 101 Mickey.
Oh, thanks.
That turret's out for a five.
I'm sure it's worth a minute.
Yeah, and that is that the one that was put on.
Yeah, he only ran his knuckle for about a year.
Hmm.
I'll get a bit of profit.
Cheers mate.
Yeah, I probably actually will do a show tonight, I've got so much to store.
Yeah, I'll get some cups.
Cool.
Get up there next to Ralph's.
Yeah.
That Rio was mine.
Yeah, next to Ralph's was mine.
Bruno was mine.
I don't know who else.
I'm ready to go.
Anyway, thank you all so much.
Have a nice night mate, I'll see you soon.
Thank you mate.
Just a message if you want me to let you know when we get something for him.
Well do thank you mate.
I'll see you first though.
See you mate.
Take care.
Love you.
Sorry.
That's nice.
Yeah by the way, the message was, you and Jinz can open Palatial.
There was never an agreement, they were yours.
He agreed that they were mine.
Watch watch watch, what's up there?
I've got nothing.
I just got your shirt.
Now you're not going to book back your ginger knob.
Yeah, and guess what?
So, you guess what?
One on one.
If I was a right prick, I could have said that was mine.
Because he did that for both of us.
You ain't got any ginger, son.
I know.
I know.
But we agreed off current before.
I'll get them all.
But you can open it.
I did agree.
We did agree.
Yeah, we did agree.
But everyone's a free.
So there's a way to get a picture.
How were they free?
Pay two and a half grand?
What were three?
What were three about it?
Two and a half grand?
For fucking...
What was the pay for that?
Man United Palatials and like $1,400 quid you know.
Get to the car.
It's not, it's not a run car.
I'll pick it mate.
Fucking pick it.
So now that's $2,500 quid.
I'm going to have to double yellow lines!
He's mad!
I'll tell you about these merck drivers!
Dick has stuck it on the window as well, he's going to put it on me wiper!
Yo mate, you good?
Yep, great.
Life's mad since Wembley.
What have you done?
You watched me before!
Oh, thank you, I appreciate it, thank you.
Everyone knows, eh?
I like that.
Fucking what's this?
Jake is the number one.
Fucking what's that, mate?
She's just a fucking global superstar now, Chas.
Oh, mate.
you
you
you
you
you
you
That's so good. That's why Nicole's probably one of the goats.
Fucking love it. So good.
Mum's message now. Milt.
What?
What the fuck?
Mother, I'd like to fuck that thing, by the way.
No, it doesn't. Yes it does.
No, it does.
I might go to the buffet on the street.
What, buffet?
Yeah?
Hot hole reported a ha-
Is it? No.
You salty bitch.
No.
No.
To be fair, James did his sweetest cake, mate.
Oh, no, I just don't like that.
I think that James is probably at its own right now.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
You'll finish by a good chocolate.
Right, I might as well talk you where, Chaz.
Mate.
You are happy.
Chaz, I'm at the end, so I fucking love every single one of yous.
Thank you so much for watching. You might see me in the back of Chaz's later on tonight after training and stuff
But chat thank you very much for watching for the subs the bits the gift of the dough knows I appreciate you all
I will see you all later on it probably
No, I take him take him take him take them please just bang them in the box and take him show the rubbish, please
You sure? Yeah, I've got a train as well. So if you don't mind me
Why don't anything good mate, I don't even know what
How do you not know what you've got?
It's just Mickey Mouse people.
There's no numbered or anything, I don't know what's going on.
There's no numbered?
No.
Hey, I fucking love you all, Chet. Thank you so much.
Bye, Chesney. Don't call for it.
Oh, put the bags down, there you go.
Chet, you got a dog? We get it. He's with L.A.
Right, mate.
She ain't round again, is she?
I fucking hope not.
She's still.
Buy that tonight.
Come on, Chet.
Come on.
Right.
God, God, God, God, please, mate, God, God, please.
All right, I'll stream training then, let's go.
See you mate, Chad, I'll see you later, mate.
Yeah, see you tonight.
See you tonight, God, God, mate.
We keep that off all of them, see you tonight, mate.
Chad, love you all, I will see you all in a bit.
Love you all, Chad, thank you, absolute God.
I've got a box. Thank you mate. Have a good one mate.
Bye sir.
Come on boss, come on boss.