angryginge13
🔥IRL SHOPPING!🔥BOV HOUSE DAY 3!🔥HELP ME!🔥JYNXZI TOURNY LATER!🔥 DEJI AND XQC🔥BRAND NEW!🔥
03-08-2026 · 9h 00m
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Delayed, it's not delayed by the way, what's delayed? What's delayed? What's delayed?
I'm gonna fucking leave this shit. What's delayed? A tiny, there's no delay. It was.
My mouth wasn't in sync. Are we okay now? Hello there, can you hear me and see me?
are we good now? It's fine, it's good, okay. I can't, I hate this one, it's fucking you
trying to do an intro and it doesn't work.
GEMMA!
Oh my God!
Go on, Gemma, you mad bitch!
GEMMA!
GEMMA!
50 gifted! Holy shit!
We love you, Gemma!
We do!
We love you, Gemma!
We do! We love you, Gemma!
We do! Oh, Gemma!
We love you!
Gemma, you fucking mad sexy bitch!
Go on Gemma. Hey, thank you so much. I appreciate it. Holy fuck, I fucking started a minute ago. We're already on a level 1100.
It's not carpet, so you can slip easier, you know.
It's not carpet. The delay. All right, let me go and get a chance at that. I'll just go on the IRL camera. Hang on a minute.
Gemma, thank you so much, I appreciate that.
D-Ros!
Wait, refresh, refresh it and you should be alright.
I think you should be alright, you refresh it.
Hey, D-Ros, thank you, you fucking legend, go on the point.
Thank you very, very much mate, I appreciate that a lot, honestly.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, mate.
There's a delay, right?
Let me get my stream up here and have a look.
Apparently, there's a delay, so let me fucking watch it.
There's no delay.
Three, two, one.
two one hello there can you hear me and see me this is a test to see if it's
delayed hello there can you hear me and see me this is a test to see if it's
delayed fucking hell it's fuck all anyway let's just go out anyway I'm
I've got a minute.
What a pit.
Thank you.
Pull it over!
Turns out we're not on.
So just bear with me.
Sherry!
Thank you very much.
I appreciate a five, you're a fucking legend.
Thank you very much, Sherry.
I appreciate a five, love you, you're a fucking goat.
Thank you very much. I appreciate that.
I'll also be giving a follow-up.
I'm giving a 21 months, make Rob give it a five months.
Riley, 25.
NJR, 8. Callum, one month.
And Lee, two months.
Lee, thank you very much.
Three months as well, brother.
I'm going to minute chat.
We're just testing the backpack.
We should be okay.
We should be fine.
What?
Put your mic on, sir.
Yeah, put my mic on.
We... Where is it?
Yeah, sorry.
So, yeah, cheers.
Chaz has got an IRL Costco card. I've not got my Costco card.
I've got my Costco card on me.
I'm pretty sure you do need it at my camera, sorry.
There we go. Oh Chaz has got one.
I think you can get two people with my Costco now as well.
How many people can you get into Costco with a card?
Believe it is two now. It used to be one but I think it's two.
Yeah, up to two guests.
Oh, calm down.
You're not required?
I mean, you can come if you want.
Everyone said you need to be really good with your life.
You shrewd the light.
Do what? They fucking chat so much shit. It's unbelievable.
Apparently they're the light but I can't fucking see it.
We had to buy earlier than that, we had to buy earlier than that.
Let me go to Chatham and then a minute.
We had to buy earlier than that.
Let me go to Chatham and then a minute.
Ah, there's your board right on shopping trip.
Yeah, so how many?
Oh, fuck.
You want it earlier?
Yeah, we did.
Click the fix and talk it.
So, can you say that again in English?
Fixed button.
Where's fixed button?
Fixed.
So, switch to your IRL camp.
Yeah, I'm on the IRL camp.
IRL?
Yeah.
On your stream?
Yeah, I am now.
Right, then you want to do...
Oh, Jimmy, you're my big finner, 50!
Fucking go on, Gemma!
Come on, Gemma, you're swag!
Come on!
Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma!
Hey, thank you so much, Gemma.
Wait, we're on that camera.
Gemma, thank you so much.
Look, we fucking love you.
You're a fucking legend.
Holy fuck.
Gemma.
Oh, can we get it?
Oh, it says O2 at the end, so yeah.
Yes!
She's 24!
She's on the piss!
She's 24!
We're on the piss!
She's 24, we're on the piss!
She's 24, we're on the piss!
We all love Gemma! We all love Gemma!
We all love Gemma! We all love Gemma!
Right, are we going now?
Because I'll switch to your address now.
Or are you staying here for a bit?
Hello? We can go now. Hello?
Right, chat.
I'm going to switch you lot to that camera because we're on there.
Yeah, come in.
So, go on, you're right.
No Jovers Witnesses today mate, thank you very much, not interested.
I'm not, he's over in the Bible.
I'm gonna sit out, I know he's going to Costco.
Yeah.
He's probably got a good buy man, he's probably got a good buy man.
Yeah, yeah, we're looking.
Oh, you're making it?
Nah, so...
He's busy he said.
I'm chocolate.
Squatting them all in a five, you're my bastard!
Thank you very much mate!
Send them back to Seoul. Shit, I think they prefer the green mic.
I'm just going to... What date is it?
I'm going to send it to John.
The date... Eighth of May.
No, it is the 8th of March.
8th of March.
We can see the pages Michael.
What time do you just want it gone?
Probably about 10 minutes, mate.
Yeah, a few minutes, give me that.
10 minutes?
Yeah.
It's about...
How long did you want to be there for?
about four minutes per four four five six
chat we were aware it's just a five
relax
boys I'm fucking chocolate
you're joking what have you got on me
why not
do you see the boats parked
they're invited there shit
boats parked
I don't have one
I know I can't even fucking jakey
why we're burning the fuck out
it's really
how comfortable is it
where are they going
what
where are they going to go to Tesco
yeah they're doing something right
international women's day
Is it? Oh my god, you know what I don't celebrate it one day though. It's more of a three five six thing for me
It's I think it's about three six five
Yeah
Yeah, you know, I don't even fuck up.
You see how fucking good my phone is, yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Well, can't even try and move shit, but shit.
Oh, you want shit on?
Yeah.
I'm a fucking busy guy.
Exactly.
So, if you could get out of the way, you've got a fucking head off.
Oh, I think that's what.
What?
Oh.
That's what.
You've found a what?
A slot.
A slot?
Yeah.
All right, well, you fucking, you buck us in for the next time then, because we've just fucking,
we've just realized you can't get in because, come on.
I know we're a big thing but I'm the end coming round.
Let's get it.
Oh, no!
Yes, no, we've got a slight problem.
Yeah, Michael, we've got a slight problem.
Hello, you want to cancel?
It's a fucking good timing.
It's probably his final show.
That was actually the only person who bought a ticket.
Yeah.
Not funny.
That won't funny.
That won't funny.
That's the anger.
Yeah, but what can you do?
There's still that problem, we have one membership, you can take two people, we're trying to take three.
Well we'd have to take five or four because of that.
Yeah, you can do that before because we'll have to use that in just because that won't work anymore.
And then that's going to obviously come, you've got to clear the whole diary for nothing, I know.
It's shit.
What, I've just moved for you on it though.
Oh, you can do it with one go.
I used that.
James.
What I was doing on the diary, my diary from today to the end of today,
You can do it too, just follow the code.
Well, fucking glad then.
You can keep us at the football club, fucking company.
Yeah.
You were weak.
You can go and spend the fucking £1,000 I took up last year.
Where are you going?
I'm going to Costco.
Football.
What?
I swear, when's it going?
Is that how it's there? Have you got membership?
What's she's going?
Have you got membership?
Membership.
Have you got membership?
No, but my uncle.
Is he called Cosco?
What's his middle name?
Cos...
Cos...
What the f**k?
I'm going that way!
Alright let me get the Cosco card!
Have you got a Cosco card or not?
What?
Have you got a Cosco card?
That's not last.
I've got a couple of ones, right?
When he's right, then go for it.
Yeah, I know that.
Right, I think the perfect doesn't.
No, that's what I'm going to use for.
Right, have you got a two of a card for a gold card?
Don't think you do.
Oh, what's that?
Three points, Ginger.
Woo!
Thank you very much.
Thank you so much.
Yeah?
How are you?
They reached out to Donald.
I'll add you in one month.
I'll only reach out on Instagram, so.
Go with the mail.
I don't have a chat, actually.
That's just always.
Just chocolate for you.
I bet it all the time.
you about any other time. That's the thing with UT, you're just fucking man busy all the time.
I'll probably just, erm, I'll get the shoes.
Yeah, you'll get your shoes, mate, won't you?
For the Costco, guys!
Just got me some caramel protein.
For the Costco, guys! I'm cosy now, I've got the double-touch of a good one!
For the Costco, that'll probably win the battle.
I've got the boom mic.
Nah, I've got the boom mic for that.
For the actual one, me and Chaz are out and about.
Costco would be a better chat, I think.
Do you want to join me?
No, no, he definitely says Charlie Shark, NYK Chazarotid.
Thank you so much, you're a fucking unbelievable.
Thank you, man, honestly, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I don't think much has been made from.
Executive member NYK Chazarotid.
Wow, you've been a member since the 7th...
25. That's what I do. That's what I do and you know what you can do, you can find that
back on this and I think I'll just spatula it over.
I'd rather you didn't. No, I didn't mean to.
What are they? Protein balls. Protein balls.
I love protein balls.
They're nice, they're very good.
They're very nice, they're very good.
Wow. Thank you very much.
I don't fucking do it!
I thought the test goes closed.
Really? Well, should we get a move on then?
I'm not going to get a move on, that means that we should get...
What we're doing now is actually coming.
We should have to get an example for that.
We haven't got enough.
Can you pan the character chess please?
I don't know how we're going to get them in, that's the only problem.
No, they can't come because we can't get them in.
Are we going to the one where you, I guess, do you have a day?
Yesterday?
Because there are many chows on in the U-Bot.
Get the U-Bim, get the U-Bim.
Woooo!
Mate, to be fair, you didn't miss much today, Morgan.
Why was that?
Everyone woke up at 1pm.
Everyone woke up at 1pm?
Yeah, I was up at 11 to be fair, but that's because I wanted to watch F1 highlights.
Oh!
I bought that one yesterday.
You sure?
No. I bought that one yesterday.
14 for 1.
Yeah.
City to win the game.
Yeah.
City most corners, Newcastle most cards.
30 quid bank 450 back then USC I put under a quid on
Oliver era to win by submission three to one do you win by submission?
No, I've got a decision, didn't I?
Fuck!
You've got a decision, I'm pretty sure. I think you've got a decision.
I don't know, am I too wrong?
Chad!
Was it decision?
I think it was decision.
Oh, should we combine?
Oh, fuck you, what decision?
Yeah, I was going to start for it.
Oh fuck!
All the way if you see this, you cost me 100 quid to prick.
Can you send the request?
I can do that.
Oh yeah, I can do that, yeah.
Put the link in the WhatsApp chat.
Yeah, I will do that.
Because it don't work on my PC for some reason.
I can only connect through mobile, so...
Got your PC for a bit, please.
Thank you.
You pissed all these chips at the end of the day.
450 quid up on a bet.
You've had a fucking worldy there.
I can't remember the last time I bet.
I'm not really into gambling, though.
Not as in like that, because what you do ain't gambling, it's just in football, I don't think it's not like casino, but like, I don't know, I always forget, I think I'll put a bet on today and I'll forget to do it.
Yeah, I hear that, Frank. I've seen it here, I've got another...
No, yeah, here we go, join.
You got it?
Yeah, join session, we should be in.
Yeah!
Should be not to know it.
What's going on, Jim?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What we saying?
What we saying?
What we saying?
What we saying?
What we saying?
What we saying?
What we saying?
I'm going to try and get one for tonight, yeah.
See, I'd love to do a box brakes here, but if I get some of that valuable, and then stream, I'm off in the room.
I'm getting a set up in the room.
I'll do it.
Where's my one?
We're just close to the canary.
And also, you're already called Mike. See that, legal?
Yeah.
That's my fault, perhaps.
Do you actually want to come to Costco with me, don't you?
Because if you do, you have to buy membership.
Buy their ship.
We've got an Uber on the way and we kind of need to know ASAP.
An Uber on the way, yeah, it's one of these weeks for us, aren't we?
What's he just said?
I think you're struggling, eh?
We're going to put this in front of seats for us, are we so?
Yeah, I'll put it on the Uber Actel.
The point is, you might as well fucking give him a day off, because you're going to be on that anyway.
what we're getting.
I get it.
Because I'm a fat cunt.
What?
I'm not a fucking whore.
I'm a fat fucking whore for this fucking
fucking fucking bull-lub.
You're not worthless.
You're definitely not a protein boss.
You're a chicken boss.
It's what your cell phone calls me.
Probably this to be fair.
As I was saying, are you coming or not?
Yeah, I'm fucking right.
Right.
But when we get there, and you might not
be able to get in.
And I don't let you in, yeah.
You're going to have to buy them.
You could just go Aster
Yeah you could
And you have to be Aster
Aster! Aster!
Cause he's me
He's not getting on that
He's me
I don't think he's that rude
Chill the fuck out Aster!
Okay stop fucking saying talk
Chill the fuck out mate
Chill the fuck out
Chill the fuck out
No don't run, relax
Chill the fuck out guys
I know, it's what I do.
Yeah, choice for a six.
Get it around here.
Well, yeah.
Memberships only need equipment.
Yeah, I've got it by the way.
It's probably not a minute after this, go and get me something.
I've got other phones over there.
I was not using the iPhone.
I've got a pi by the iPhone, innit?
No, it's fine.
What the fuck are you even out around?
You used to pick it up
Apparently close at five
You're a joker
You're a joker
You're standing in a vodka
What's it called?
Vodka
What?
Because it does the vots
Is that funny to you then?
It's named vodka
What's it's named vodka or James?
James
It's now it's vodka
You're just, it's rude that, isn't it?
It's not, it's fucking vodka
I like it
Oh, vodka
Right
I'm James Vodka, his name's James.
Oh no, I won't let the chat decide.
James or Vodka?
Yeah, they're all saying Vodka.
What are you just doing now?
The Vodka.
The Vodka.
Do you drink alcohol? Yeah, only at all the parties then.
Vodka is...
Vodka.
Just the Vodka.
Are we letting you down?
No, because he sounds like A.D.
So he's C.D.
You don't even know what you're doing.
Oh, yes!
So you're your farmer?
Your farmer.
You don't sound anything like Abey.
You sound like Matt's cadet over there.
I've got your neck with a heart on your neck.
Ha!
Your cameras don't talk though.
I've got to say.
So, you're...
I've been told, Chas.
Chas, you've got a spare room over here.
you're moving in. Fuck off. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not going to go home. No,
you can't change your room. Are you getting jinkies better, June? No, I'm not.
If Chazza scores run the pitch, if Chazza scores run the pitch, if Chazza scores run
the pitch, share chat with Chazza chat. Come on, I love Chazza's chat. I can't
lie. Mine engine just chat. I'll say it out of order, boys. You've got the
Oh, look at me and Jun, Jun watching the best fuck off me.
Yeah, I'm a born of rich.
What?
I'm a born of rich.
I'm gonna let you get out of this fucking house.
I'm so bored of this.
I'm bored of this.
Come.
Oh!
You know, I'm not a man.
I know I'm a man.
You know I'm a man?
You're already a man.
You know you're a man.
Anyway, any charts of SuperXL, come in.
Yeah, 10 minutes.
Oh my god, I'm gonna tell you, I've found the best Chinese already.
I fucking lost that.
You thought it was cold?
I can't remember, but it appeared on my previous orders, because I'm getting salt and pepper
tonight.
Just salt and pepper.
That's all I'm having.
I'm not getting anything.
Oh really?
Nothing else?
Just salt and pepper.
Basically.
Did you get the towel up, don't worry.
It was honest to God.
It was probably one of the fucking greatest experiences of my entire life.
You've never thought it was in front of a cloud.
Fuck, I fucked it.
I've never fucked.
Do that again, do it again.
If you pretend that didn't happen.
Three weeks in, right?
Yeah, that's salt and pepper chicken, that's fucking one of the best thing
Oh, you've never clearly fucked your foot in the crowd, have you fella?
Saw it move.
Let's see if you feel it.
If you feel it.
When you feel it.
Do I get it right?
You can come, you can come cross-call with us.
No, I'm just a fucking spare party.
Oh Kim, you know what?
Fucking glad we're in that club.
Let's see, mate.
three makes
don't, don't shout at somebody
hahahahahaha
no
do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again
you didn't do it, you didn't do it
don't have to do it
three two, three two, one see
no i'm just going to stay apart
don't put in all my play
oh i'm bad at this
stop
No, Michael! Michael! Wait, do you shut the door when you go out?
Do I have to make a shot? No, come back please, I want you to come.
That sounds weird. I can't stand it really.
But, so what do you mean you shut it?
Yeah, are you struggling then or something? No, it's not that, I did the door.
Now come back, mate. No, please come back, we want you to come classical.
It's like that thing goes off, guys that was my last game, now play one more, fuck it
bit.
What are we going to say now?
Oh shit, do you want to fuck it up, I'm walking, do you want to fuck it up?
Sorry, sorry.
Do you want to walk it up?
Just do it a little bit.
Do you want to walk it up?
If you don't even know it, it says it'll open it.
Ah, what is it?
ESPC?
No.
door stop alarm
what's it going to call a bomb stream now?
no it's not your mum's a slag
oh your mum's a slag, is that your car then?
yeah your mum's a slag
I feel like you're just saying that rather than suggesting anything
he's probably going to think it's called a highball
but they're fucking up high
is it called like wreck time or something?
he's probably going to think that's what it's called
like all you get invited by their shit
but it's absolutely cold, I'm thinking
I think I think that might be a trade-off I'm taking from that yeah
I thought if you think it before Matthew Barrett
Steve Bartlett and that is exactly what I'm gonna wear anytime someone tries to
gift themselves subs just like that.
Oh, you're going to get it.
Wait, wait, just do it kind of like two people?
Yeah.
Are you speaking?
I'm not sure you've mapped up like that.
Ah, can't imagine that's me, can't imagine that's getting.
What?
Well, I probably suggest I go and use it a little bit as well.
No, I'm Mr. Spidefast, really mate. If one of us can't come in, it's my...
I don't know, let me look at the back of the card.
NYK Chazza LTD, Charlie Clarke, that's what it says.
Alright, we'll try and sneak you in, Morgan, we'll do our best.
Yeah, no, I appreciate it. I just do what you can, mate.
Yeah, Charles, it's over coming, so I don't think we're actually going to make it.
Yeah, no, listen, we will make it. It's seven minutes away.
Do you want to taste five?
What?
You could just... Ah, I can't.
Could just go taste five.
I still can if you want.
I think there's a Costco.
No, the problem is not getting in Costco.
We can walk in there.
The problem is getting to Costco.
You can bring for the people on your path.
Sometimes free people can go in.
Actually, I've got a card.
I have got my card at my house.
Yeah, no, it's not, I didn't know.
I'll be fine then. You can just tell him.
I can look you up.
Oh, it's fine.
Oh, I saw a taxi. Do you come in?
Well, but when I say that...
Yeah, it's a fucking stastinego that.
It is. It's angry. I don't like shit like that.
That's work. I do it a lot.
And...
What do you mean by that?
I really probably don't ask.
I'll just say to my...
What's on the sidelines is the other lines.
And what was it? Do you have like...
Oh, I don't know, I'm laughing at that.
I didn't get a reference.
I didn't buy a thing.
It didn't fit in.
I'm on the game like...
I get it, I get it.
I get it.
Yeah, I get it.
But you do.
I'm on the game like...
We have a laugh, we have a laugh.
Honestly, this house doesn't do funny things to anyone.
I'm going to go see the shoulders.
How about is it?
Just like how me sounds wrong.
Four minutes.
Let's go, let's go.
Hey!
Squad, phone group.
Fucking MP4s must have.
Fucking hell.
I'm just wondering,
when is someone going to take initiative?
Yeah, no, not by the way.
Well, if you're wearing a mask.
only one has been taken mischief and the chatterback I've done the dishwasher
today I've actually and this is what I'm saying the problem is boys if I'm
having to help with this no but the problem is if I'm doing this this is
gonna last two three days max
Javi, because I haven't got that in me long, man.
Right, come on.
James is a little bit verbal.
Oh, fuck.
What the fuck?
Javi, spit it out.
Put it back yourself, Javi.
All right.
Lights.
And girls.
How can I help with them today?
Gemini, not today!
Samsung S25 Galaxy Ultra.
You can't enter cost card for 615.
Gemini, we're going at 615.
1615.
Er, it's Alex, so it's...
Welcome.
Behold...
The Thinking Balkan.
No.
Come out here right, fire, right.
You fucking dead.
Welcome to this thinking bathroom.
What do you have to do with what I've been doing?
You have to go up there and play.
I'll just go up.
You can go up there and do your day.
I can go up there and do like this.
Here's what I do.
Probably talk to you three months.
About three months to get to this.
Three months for that.
Don't tell me if he's going to get something like this.
We've got food and flat work.
Then you come here, with the bed, you lean on the wall,
and you get a bit of a rest.
Yeah.
And more of the game, like...
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh.
You think...
Use the thinking mode.
Sorry.
I think so.
Boy, should we buy 11 a cycle or a nine a cycle?
I love it.
I'm thinking 11.
Should we buy one tonight?
No.
Mate, the name is a bit of a nice one.
And what was the game like?
He was in the middle, it was.
Bob Guy!
Bob Guy!
I think he's outside.
It's not Bob Guy, I've been abducted.
What?
Yeah, I think so.
Bob Guy!
Hey, you got a bag, you got a bag, you got a bag, you got a bag, shoot the suit.
Is that it, it's Matt, see you on the road.
Bob, guys.
See you in a minute.
I thought it was one of them, the Walden.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It could be the Walden.
I get that fucking sucks.
You used to go, wait, we can't, can you just fucking chill out?
We can't go, I see you busy.
We've all of it.
It's pretty cool.
I've got 15 minutes to get home.
I've just hired some hacks.
You've hired some, on who?
They're called Ian.
Ian. Ian.
You've highlighted my dad.
I got him as a subredor because I got my bare soaps.
I can't really get through.
There'll be two of those next ones, mate.
That's sad.
Anthony, thank you for the 25.
That was your favourite, that's the one I saw.
Right, right, right, right to the 18.
Can't go in after a certain time. Who the fucks if you can't go in a shop after a certain time?
Moray! You want to fight me for the point?
Well guess what? If we can't go in, we'll adapt and we'll go somewhere else.
She's right on the corner, relax. Relax yourselves.
Is that as in James Dean here?
Yeah, probably.
Sweet.
Right mate, you want to talk to me a little bit?
Still.
Alright, well, well, cameras don't eat here.
I'm not a camera.
I'm a movie.
Well, what were we hiding for?
You were a camera then?
I'm a camera.
Well, you were a camera then, a camera.
And I eat too, bro.
That's what happens.
And I'm telling you, well, I'm not a camera.
Oh, but the camera's speaking back a part, though.
Fucking sacking.
Boys, do you want to fuck out?
Come on, let me show you something, JD.
Oh, my God, matching.
Oh, my God, we're twinning.
Woo!
Oh, my God, we are.
Oh, well, not really.
Fuck off.
Yeah, not really.
No, we are.
Not really, though, is it?
It's on, yeah.
I will be, yeah.
Oh, thank you for the gift, dude.
Hold on, guys, I'm getting a vlog.
So...
He's arrived, he's arrived.
Let's go, go, go.
Yes, Michael said today.
Let's go!
Oh, you...
Oh, thank God.
You've got me the one.
Do we go to Clips, or not?
Er...
Nah, I'll book it.
You can't do it until we're done.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
Chat, bear with us for 30 seconds.
I'm not fucking over, anyway.
That's why I asked.
Fuck it all, I wish it had loads.
Aye aye aye, in front of the 65.
Shut the fuck up.
Just gotta get on the Wi-Fi.
Should be now.
Wi-Fi, which one?
It's over, I'll do that.
It's up there.
Oh yeah, it's sticky!
Like I said, pull on that.
What?
I don't know.
I don't see where they're at.
Amber, find me a gift, it's up!
Frank, do you have an answer to the gift?
I'm buying flowers for every fucking woman.
Happy it's Ash's new woman's day!
Take it, if we shoot it all down in here we're bound to fly us.
Okay.
Alright.
Let's, oh, let's buy flowers to do it.
I'm going to give it a little bit.
Let's pick it up.
We have to hand them out to all ladies because...
Why only old ones?
That's, that's...
That's racist for the younger ones.
We've got to give it to them.
Yeah, actually, actually.
I've found the nice ones to do in everybody.
Oh yeah, man.
I was lost in such moments then.
So yeah, that's right.
Mate, I got my... I've posted my bird for you.
That's where you fucking did it.
I ordered them there at the worst.
You fucker!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
You did it.
I got it.
You know where you're from now.
I got it.
Wines.
Kale, it's one of the 13 ones today, one.
DXR, one of the eight ones today, one.
Coconut.
How do they get this up?
They're called one of the two ones.
Mine is five hours.
Half the international women's day, everybody.
Half eight with the 25.
By the way, you're a fucking gold.
Thank you so much, Abbie.
Who are you gonna chat with?
This is show this way.
Wait Archie man show.
Oh my god there are all I'm people and there are all I'm people.
What?
What?
What?
That's all.
What's on your clothes, sir?
I'm still not.
You're telling me?
Oh, we're on, we're on, we're on, we're on, we're on, we're on.
I think we're on, I think we're on, we're on.
Welcome in everyone, on our way, you got your Costco card?
Yeah.
Thank fuck for that, bloody hell.
Right, we're on our way to Costco at this meeting time.
Worst case scenario, there's a shop that's never been
open anyway, you get some stuff, but Costco will be sick.
I'm trying to think, what actually could we,
what are things in there you wanted to get in particular?
I got my stuff, I'm just coming out for the shit
to get, it's barbecue.
Did you sell raw eggs, did you?
At Costco, no mate.
They sell for the barbecue.
I wouldn't say no.
They sell for the barbecue.
Oh, you fucking joker.
As the shot.
And they just said, Cusco doesn't let people,
the people are convinced.
I think we might, might lose time.
We just take it out.
I generally do, it might be hard going back here.
You miss every shot you don't think.
Do you set that?
It was...
Michael, shh.
Ooh, don't think you lost.
Definitely don't think you lost.
Definitely don't think it was...
...or a shot.
No, we're aware of this one.
But listen, he's an exclusive member of Costco,
and I'm pretty sure...
Listen, if you go to a shop and you nip in
if it's five minutes just to get something,
I don't know what the problem is.
I'm pretty sure we'll be alright, if I'm honest.
Ooh, that's a nice little...
That's a nice book.
100,000 Brits.
Yeah, I don't know how to talk about it.
So, that's what I jitter, anyway.
I've never been wrong in areas.
I have, I was shopping.
What is your, in these houses you're house shopping.
What, what, what, what, what are you working on for?
I'm looking on the air.
What?
I'm looking on the air.
I just get one with that one.
Nice.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Where on am I?
So you don't lie, they'll let you in
until you close, there you go.
Tills are on timers. Tills are on timers.
Please thank you for your help.
I'm just there for the muffins.
You're there for the muffins?
I've never had the cakes.
I've never had the gold bars.
Gold bars. Each bit, though.
I've got the chocolate.
Oh, a set.
It's a record deal, isn't it?
What for a gold bar?
Is that what it is?
Mad.
I wouldn't even want a gold bar.
Is it very good?
That is very cool.
Unless you actually invest it, if you buy a gold bar,
to go up and down. By the way, I just saw them chat, Jakey and Beano are at Asda, but how
if they should? Do you get what I'm saying? Cost the carrot cake is on me, I'm the light
yesterday, happy birthday to the light. His birthday cake, I tell you, was a Costco
cake, it was on me. Do you like what I'm saying?
Oh, the Costco's on me.
Yeah, as I said, Michael couldn't make it, he's working through the best.
Costco actually is on me.
You love Costco?
They got turned away. They didn't get it.
Where's that?
They didn't get it at Asda.
Miss 5. I feel sorry I'm going to be screwing up.
That's probably mine.
Michelle Burry's camel toe. She's whining.
Save it. I have one, don't you?
Right. He thanks for the footer.
Michelle Burry's camel toe. I'm having a five gifted. Thanks, Mum.
I'm confused here, you just make napsaps?
I've got a subreder now.
Ian is hard.
Ian?
Let me invite you to join at times.
Ian the snap?
Oh, I'm not evil.
Well, no, because you weren't fucking coming, but then you said you wanted to, so then Ian...
Oh, do you really want all my sons coming for you?
Oh, yeah, it might be a bit distracted.
Yeah, we'll deal with it, we'll deal with it.
Oh, you just got 25.
Who me? Who me?
Who me?
No, no.
Fuck's eyes.
Right, oh, right over the 25.
I should barefoot piece of it.
You're probably used to it by now, aren't you, Taze?
What's getting there, sort of?
Yeah.
We'll be in no use for you at this rate.
Yeah, it must be.
Sometimes I do like to see you.
Ooh, just connected.
Babish with a five!
Go on, Babish!
Thank you for the five gifted Babish!
We fucking love Babish on this channel.
Go on, Babish!
My fucking goat!
I love him on my channel as well.
Nah, nah, you don't.
I don't know why would...
Babish, you're the best.
Babish.
Fucking love you.
Oh, people who just put bean has been cancelled.
Oh, no.
Well, it's been fun anyway.
At least the Aussie could have charled him.
It's only 120!
What the fuck's that?
Oh, you know that ain't gonna get wrong.
Erm...
Oh my God.
I've got that there.
Matter glasses.
Yeah, that might be the matter.
Yeah, I respect that.
No, I've got some, thanks.
Yeah, it's alright Lee, we've got it.
Right, I'm just going to put it in the group now so you can join today's.
Give me a cup of fang.
What's that?
No, a ginger's bed's still soaking wet and that's not from the leak.
Is it?
Yeah.
What's it from then?
Not from the leak.
What's it from then?
In my kick-house over the fly, thank you!
You've got a vodka in your bed.
I think they want to get a fucking piss wet for a fucking walking shower.
Generate link, I generated the collaboration link.
I said it like three times or something.
No, I only did it the first time, but the point is, where are we going to get the link?
For what?
To give it to the sender to say what's up.
Jake, you can't back off.
There you go.
I just want to cry.
Oh, I'm trying to find you.
I reckon you'll be alright, mate, if I honest.
Leo with the 10!
Go on, Leo!
I am with a 11.
Leo, thank you so much for the 10 gifted.
Art Leo, you're the fucking best.
Thank you so much.
Go on, Leo.
Thank you, Leo.
There you go.
I'll have the back chat.
Sorry about that.
Me? Yeah, me, I'll thank you for the 10-layer, so I give you a gift of God, what?
Go on, I'll tip it at 23, mate, thank you, I'll let...
Mason, tip it at 27, mate, L-E-B-L-B, sorry, tip it at four months.
I've missed it.
What did Dino say to get council charts out of curiosity?
Er, ER standard age goes for Bosbals, apparently.
He never learns.
Can you play that? I've tip it at 12 months, mate.
Take it, Zimmer.
No, that's my phone.
No, I think it's my old one.
I reckon I'll ring him on my phone.
No.
Then it learns exactly. That's the point.
On this five, I always miss soaps.
It's too much to keep up with, isn't it?
Who was it?
I've got a shared heart right now.
What? What? I can't see, mate.
Mine's over there, we're out of place.
It's ten cards.
Chas, you missed five, did I?
I mean, it's 100 fuck.
You're joking.
I'm just flat.
The money's got to me.
I don't know.
What do you mean when you say that?
I'm just different now.
Yeah, you're fucking me.
You've got to.
Isn't that my first two million?
Oh, I've not been at the same time.
This is why your dad left, being ignorant.
Get me a big personal Costco please, son.
He's like...
Cosco please son, from Michelle Burr, he's Camelto.
Is it? Is it actually a message I use made up?
No, no, no, that's an actual message.
Was it now?
Oh yeah, this is why your dad left.
He didn't even get me a big purse from Cosco.
A purse all the fucking washing up liquid.
That is crazy.
Oh my God, that's...
Remember when I told him that's hilarious?
I can't lie, that's actually funny.
Get me a big purse.
We don't need personal...
Yeah, if it's personal, we'll yourself.
We use aerial.
See, like, thank you very much.
Why have we shouted out Michelle Bertie's camel tub?
Just done that.
Double shout out, chat, double shout out.
I've got another account here that just says Michelle Bertie.
Stop reading them comments, angry face.
What mod was it?
Is that what she's calling it?
Imagine you call it filthy dirty, bitch.
That'd be a fake account, though.
That's not my mum, is it?
Could what?
I ain't gonna be my mum that.
Do you know what I think?
Well, I know it won't be.
You sure? You type to this and I'm just gonna...
Didn't know.
Must be her. Must be her that.
That's how you've got to fucking do these days.
Hey, Ed Sheeran was in there the other day.
Someone come in saying he called real Ed Sheeran.
Fuck off!
You can't be like Ed Sheeran before, aren't you?
What was up?
What the fuck are you saying?
I've not been on that.
How was it?
What did you do on there?
I just stopped by.
From the day before?
From the day before, nice.
Ooh, the nice retail pack.
Oh, you can go to TK Max one day and get some fucking bargains.
How come that wasn't me?
You should do the thing where you want
to pass the glove with your finger
and one of them has to say stop.
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
I'm one of them, that's to say, stop.
Yeah, then you have to wear whatever it is, yeah, I like that.
See, not just a camera.
What you over there talking, though?
You don't talk when you do this, you understand?
I'm not streaming shit. Don't forget I'm stopping.
Hey, John, do you have the five months to make your fucking legend go on, John?
Riding with the 25.
How many rides do you watch?
How many rides do you watch?
It sounds like it's raining right.
Right dog.
Right dog.
Right all, right all.
Right dog.
Oh, sorry.
I've missed the situation.
I think you've cleared, you've had a clear missed strategy.
Right in the middle.
That's a paw.
Paw.
That's a paw.
That's a paw.
That's a paw.
I've got a riddle there. I've got a riddle. Say I'm four and I have a brother half my
age, how old is my brother if I am 40? 30, yeah.
What?
The tuition.
See that again, let me lock him.
I'll cut to it at the end.
Go on, boys, go on.
Go on. See, that's what was it.
So if I'm four, you're four and I have a brother half my age, what's his age when I'm 40?
I mean I didn't need to reread it because he did get it right.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Nah, I'll tell you, it's been a while.
What did you say?
He said it's straight away.
Yeah, he said it before, alright?
Well, really, two years ago then?
Nah.
He definitely had it before.
Thank God, man, he's going to give me some sun, Pat.
Right, he just...
More spoons.
Here we go. Oh!
Shed-out train. Here we go.
It's probably all from me.
Michelle, but it's camel-toe.
It's got, contributing five subs,
Well, I'm sure, but thank you very much mate.
Because actually, you're 26% of it, mate.
Fuck off.
You're 26% of it, bro.
Well, I should be under, shouldn't it?
Nah.
You've got a couple.
I'm relieved, 100 bits.
Thank you very much, I'm relieved.
I'm relieved.
Right, here we are, though.
We've moved over the 100 bits.
Check pinned.
Well, I can't check the pinned at the minute,
because I've just got the hype train.
I don't know.
Well, I've used the 100 pins.
So much of the fucking pinned, mate.
I can't check the pinned.
Bro, she's a pin.
Well, that's what you're going to do when you sell the quality.
What's the pin? Can someone just copy and paste the pin?
Ginger, I sent you a stream setup idea on Instagram.
Thank you very much, Cookit.
I'd have to send it in here again. Thank you.
Well, you just copied and pasted what the pin did.
Ginger's pinned. No, no, are you alright?
You just copied and pasted what it is because that's here.
Hey, they're calling. It's every eight months.
Victoria! Good Victoria. I've ever had a five gift in love. Go on, Vicki.
She's Vicki, Vicki.
Oh, don't forget the piss pants for Nannison.
OK.
Piss pants.
OK, I won't be reading them all, I think.
Yeah, there's a marches there, we can nip in if we have to.
I just saw some locking to it, so I know it's not closed.
Thank you. I was your, oh, who cooked toast today? Me?
Do you know what I like it burnt? It wasn't burnt. Well, I've walked into the gaffettino
It was caramelised. Pardon? It was caramelised. No, it definitely weren't. And it smelled like it had been
14 months overcooked.
It was London fire-esque. It was the great fire London-esque. But here was that?
No, 1666. I spit fire.
You just spit.
I'll relax, then.
Cool.
You can come to my shop.
Yeah.
No.
That's weird.
Because I have my hands in there, so...
My fucks, that's not even funny though.
I think that's fucking funny.
1066 mate, was a great time.
You're all moved off. 1066.
Is that fucked? Right?
I was feeding the ass.
Someone shut me in.
Do you know what that means?
Yeah, no I got it, yeah.
That's fucking disgusting now.
Yeah, I got it.
Your mum is so fat.
No, so I thought you were going to explain that.
I was going to do some fat jokes, mum fat jokes.
No, the battle of Hastings, sorry, was 1066.
London Fag was 1666.
Your mum's six-air drops her shoulder
and it's two and a half digestives every single night
before she goes to bed and she'll know.
Your mum's also fucking bantamating.
She's on deck every night.
Yeah, she's here to repopulate.
Yeah, well, get on the populated, if anything.
What the fuck?
I'm fine, I'm actually there, I'm gone.
Let me go back.
Let me go back.
Abigail!
If I ever have a five gifted brother, I preach in the five love.
Fucking legend.
Thank you very much Abigail.
We'll make sure any subs that we get on this outtrain
go straight to our Dark Horse Gold Trip.
Do not worry.
Are we?
Are we?
Oh my god.
One pound fifty up.
Oh my god.
It's fucking going off.
I am hungry.
Oh my god, it's going off.
What if I've got one pound fifty up.
Do I have to get five?
Yeah, we could do.
Because then it makes you feel like a paper price of...
What?
You alright?
Yeah, it's going to get in the vlog.
What?
Get what in the vlog?
What?
You alright?
I was.
What's going on here?
I've noticed something.
I've noticed something, yeah.
What have you got with it?
I know it's something.
Ellie with a five!
Go on, Ellie!
Ellie!
Ellie!
That's the favourite.
Ellie, I know.
Thank you, Ellie, for having a five gift.
Razino!
Go on, Ellie.
Thank you, the five.
Razino.
Oh, I must be another love.
Why is he no?
That's a great shout-out, Grim.
Hey, Nicole, do you have a gift in love?
Thank you very much.
Love, I appreciate that.
Yeah, we're nearly there.
Tim's going to be Costco.
Yeah, we'll get you.
You'll be probably a different Costco.
Give us five.
Yeah, mate.
Yeah.
This is the way to Amarillo
Every night I've been hunkin' my pillow
Amarillo, Amarillo
And Mernie is a way for me
This is the way to Amarillo
Come on Chazza, I'm coming to 550 mate
Chazza, Chazza, Chazza
Stoochers up! Stoochers up! Stoochers up!
Fivor the 5 mate, you're fucking gulping on the bike.
Mate, what a name that is.
Can you pick me up some AA batteries up as well please?
So I'm attaching one to some as well.
Brilliant. What's that for? Let me guess. The Vildos.
Ah, so...
Which thinks it's funny that I'm not switched on like that.
Someone's funny, still driving on the driveway.
Oh, you're funny.
How did Jakey fix the gate?
First.
Well, secure now.
He's better than 24 hours, correct?
I should retain his other friend.
You need a toaster.
Oh, we do actually, yeah.
We do need a toaster.
We do need a toaster.
He passed the TV remotes.
We've got five.
Go on some, darling.
If anybody gets it, mate,
thank you very much, everybody.
I'll be gay open of five!
Thank you, overgale.
I did that to you mate.
I could tell because you weren't caught, right?
Well, I'll see you now.
Come on, Tom, take three out of five, mate.
You're a fucking goat. Go on the bike.
Come on, Tom, you dirty little fucker.
Thank you very much, Tom, mate.
You're the favourite of five, bro.
Chazap, do you want to give it to you again, mate?
Thank you very much, mate.
Adam, do you want a 27?
Sandal, Sandal, snap, Chaz.
Do you want the 18, mate? Go on the bike.
Yeah, nice one.
What are we? What are we doing now?
What, what, how's the Junction tournament? 3v3 tonight, me, Degit and SQC are on the Siege playing against...
Well, we're a team and we're playing on the stream of tonight so it should be interesting.
If we're honest, we need SQC to probably have a hard carry.
What game is it?
Siege.
Ooh, that was tight, wasn't it?
Yeah. Are you doing it or are you joking?
We're doing our own one, aren't we?
Nah, I'm joking off.
Is he deaf or what?
He's Italian.
Oh, you can't put that in your book.
He's double booked.
He just doesn't commit to it.
What do you commit to?
To take one out of the shop.
What are they doing?
I'm sorry.
So you're helping him to sort his cell-piece out.
that he doesn't stream my record from.
And you opened someone's set up app.
What are you trying to do?
Fuck it up for him.
Oh my God, I've missed five.
Oh, really?
Where's Spike?
Has Chasarayim?
No.
Oh, that's disgusting.
No, it's Spike's and his sister's.
I've missed two players that I got to her.
I'm only, I'm going to bring Spike around, but obviously not just leaving there for
the boys to look after, because after you've seen the house, he can't look after
themselves.
I'll bring him round this week. I'll check my calendar so I'll be there hang on.
Well I'm fucking mega busy if I'm honest but...
Five, five, five, five.
Yeah, London tomorrow, Tuesday through the night there.
Wednesday, podcast, Thursday recording, Friday recording.
At least we can actually.
I'm going to London tomorrow because of barley media day so I'm assuming that's where we film
some stuff, get photos done etc etc and then I'm back I'm probably I'm real
like tomorrow but we want to get back to chat so I'm not sure what time that'll
be just yet I probably have to sleep in the house tomorrow so you can sleep in
tomorrow because I've got money mattress cups so you can have my one even if you have to sleep on the floor
okay yeah that's right you can sleep in the floor in my room too sir cheers
We can have a little slumber party, I've got a lot.
I could've said it's the cinema room.
Oh my God, go on, Jazz, with a 20!
I'm gonna 10 gifted, go on, Jazz, you mad cow!
Thank you very much for the 10 gifted love.
Lufa, for every 20 months, mate, you're a fucking legend.
Thank you so much, Jazz, I appreciate that.
What a fucking legend.
Go on, you mad bastard.
for the five. Go on Abbie! By the way, all the gifts for the boys. Thank you so much Abbie,
thank you so much for the five.
For that pack.
Ah, it's going to piss me off tonight if I go fucking TFS.
Oh fuck.
Jim, Jim, Jim.
I'm not going to be close for three months. He closes in an hour.
He closes in 15 minutes.
He closes in 15 because what we've done is we've not anticipated the journey
year. We've anticipated when the Uber got to the house we'd be at Costco and
they realised it's an Uber, it's not the TARDIS so you can't teleport, but I thought
what's actually happened here is we've now got 15 minutes to get in Costco and
run about, get out of shit, a bit like super market suite and then get the
fuck out of there. Job done, jobs are good, hey ho, here she go.
Too high, too low.
Oh, there she goes.
No self esteem, there you go.
I think she's made a cap there.
Well, so I've got the Williams song of the break.
So hello.
Thank you.
Sophie, thank you for the 11.
What a song idea.
Oh my God, hold your song idea.
It's shift anyway.
Jazz!
Five minutes, seven, I appreciate the time.
Get in, go on, jazz.
Like I said, everything will be getting spent in Costco right now.
Could be like giving back to the community.
Thank you very, very much for that.
I appreciate the jazz.
Thank you for the 10.
Corey's just knocked over a child.
How's the kids doing?
Oh my God.
Oh my God, shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
Because I'm watching a stream, pal, man.
Ha ha ha!
I've got a something idea.
Have you got one? Is it?
It's not called Green Eyes, is it?
All I want for Christmas is you.
Fuck, I'm good to get that for it.
Especially with Christmas coming up.
Go on, shucks. Favourite gift did me.
I've got podcasts and something up. Don't worry about that, mate.
It's a good one. I think your film might be good, but you know what I think you should do with it.
Do what loads of artists do, what they get making a mistake.
Just hold on to it for 10 years, and then release it.
The music industry's going to be different in 10 years. People might listen to your music.
Shall we get some fucking cardboard tonight boys?
I'm not getting cardboard. Fire.
Chat. Shall we get some cardboard tonight? I think we should get some cardboard.
I want to sit with tonight.
Oh yeah? We want you.
Thank you very much mate.
Thank you very much.
I hope you have a splendid day.
Yeah, we'll get some cardboard and stuff.
Oh, here she comes.
What a nice place you live in.
Thank you very much mate.
Right then, we've arrived at Costco.
I'm fresh, you found a cardboard, thank you mate.
Oh my lord, you're leaving any good cardboard out at the minute.
I don't even think there is.
There's no good cardboard out at the minute.
Yeah, there is, it's a sapphire print.
Sapphire print has come out.
Oh, I like your drip.
It's really quite nice.
I like your trainers.
I'll put the camera down, my mum.
Go on, I'll free you.
Have a good day mum mate.
Oh, have you got one on the trolley?
You got one.
I want a colleague.
We've got 10 mates.
Yeah, sure. Right.
No, we're not.
You've got to look outside.
What's the GVPR?
Yeah, first.
Can we do play at the floor then?
I'll make sure then.
What's his film?
No, we're live streamers.
Another scrap.
If we play at the floor, it's okay.
There's no one in shot.
No one inside.
We must turn the film off.
We need to re-look at what GDPR is.
So if you do not encounter some of this information,
you need to have the full aspects of the digital registration rather than that.
I'm not going to say that, because it's in the vehicle, but otherwise you can't get things released here.
So for GDPR, if you're in here and you've got anything in the gas to do with it,
what's going to film, what will my legs and my shoes be filmed with me?
There's no way to bring it to you.
I can't put the rest, because what if I watch you?
I've got the same kind of training as you.
So if you live stream and I'm so excited to do, and I'm walking past the live stream with me,
And I didn't see that later on on my mind.
I can cut that because you've got my permission.
That's mental.
What's that, GBPR?
I will do it, that sounds intriguing.
So if I've got the same pair of shoes on, I can clear it to me.
That's fine.
It's the big thing.
And it holds up and comes.
And it holds up and comes.
See, look, we need to get the same pair of trainers.
So me and him right now, we could actually probably do it.
So if he filmed him...
That is a GBPR.
What have you done for the GBPR?
The carinators back?
The jewellers?
The jewellers carinators back?
What year was that?
No, no, no, it's the carinators back.
GDPR, GDPR the police also asked for permission from the police.
I said, do you want the police to go to the bodycams?
Yeah, that's a lot of thought.
I'll make you sign with both hands if anyone does that.
Right, so to have that, they have to sign the document with the GDPR.
No, don't. My mother's got a report from the carinators back.
No, don't.
If you're live streaming, you can come back to it.
If you're live streaming, you can come back to it.
So you've got to ask everyone's permission.
Yeah, but we can't ask them.
Do you want to use it? No, we can't.
We can't, exactly.
If I want to ask them, I'll have to ask them.
You'll make sure they're not the member.
Sorry, I'm going to admit.
So we're proud of what we are proud of.
Yeah, of course we've got to pay what I asked you to.
No, but still...
If it's a current fact, I can't argue with it, but...
Still, you have to have a person's permission to film.
Right.
And because you've come in with that,
Yeah, of course, yeah.
You know what I mean?
From your form, I don't have to wash up.
It's a difference in how you feel as well.
Oh, so it's based on the device you're using?
I've seen it.
And the person who's trained us?
Ah.
Read the caramble.
No, no, read the caramble.
Read up on your legalities before you do the live streaming.
Because you never do it as you normally do it.
We just don't, yeah.
We just don't.
Yeah, we just don't.
We just do it.
We just do it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Read your punch easy.
Okay, no.
I'm just going to put it on the book here.
Do you sell books here?
No, because if you...
Actually, we're the Cosy Boys, aren't we?
Yeah.
We're the cameras.
So, the other end is something other than...
I hope you sell the phone here.
I don't know what you're talking about.
No.
It's sort of coming with the phone, aren't you?
Treat it up on my lap.
Yeah.
Well, we'll go with that anyway.
No, yeah, we will do it.
Whether you're in Eac, whether you're in a hand shop, whether you're in Mackeys or not.
In Mackeys?
You can't like Stephen MacDonald's either.
You can't like Stephen, either.
That's in the current book.
It's out of four, I think.
That's places you come to Sunday, places you can hang out in.
That's places you can hang out in.
I know, I know.
100%
You're sure? Should we unplug it in the shop?
No, let's just get out of here.
No, I don't want to go to prison.
No worries.
We've done film then, don't film.
I'm going to the current actors.
Hedlis.
Yeah, go for it, mate, yeah.
You don't have to take that one.
OK, cool as time may be.
Just a quick one. You all can stand to be on camera just because of the camera.
Yeah, alright.
Oh, just stand and tip top.
That's all yesterday, yeah?
Oh, actually yesterday.
Yeah, go for it.
Are you fine, are you good?
Thank you.
Absolutely.
Are you fine, are you good?
Yeah.
Thank you.
No worries, mate.
Go on, please.
Go on, mate.
The jazz boys, I will follow you, yeah.
I will do the jazz boys.
I haven't, mate. I'll look out for you, sir.
I will look out for you.
No worries, mate.
You see that?
Yeah, I'll go up the coast down by here.
No worries, no worries.
Yeah.
Thank you!
Of course you can, love!
Can we take it?
Yes please!
Thank you!
By the way, chat, are you still here?
What the f**k are you listening to?
Oh my f**king God!
No wait, hold on!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Yeah, thank you.
No worries.
Where have they come?
What tases are?
All over there.
So you just found out under the Caranitis Act,
you can't livestream in McDonald's.
You can't livestream in Asda.
No.
You can't come in there.
And if we've got the same pair of trainers on,
we can take you to the court of a GDPR.
What a loaded box.
Jinnomaniac.
I didn't realize what he was doing.
Yeah, I don't.
Did you not get it? Caronite?
Caronite, I got it now and then you went, have you got the Caronbok?
Oh my God! I could not fucking believe that!
So do you want to just make off alone and yack off and go down back straight now?
We're fucking have a walk around in it.
So not as a go-trafford, innit?
Well, nothing, no. Well, you can do, yeah.
Because it's shut when, is everything shut in traffic?
No, I mean try and set the battery pack. See what the battery's on.
Can you see it? I can remember to the battery it's turned on.
Turn the fuck back the fucker.
It's on.
I can't.
I don't fucking see it, I'm gone.
Ah, James, I've just realised.
I'm gone.
We can't stream in traffic, it's TDPR.
Yeah, alright, it's TDPR.
We can't stream in traffic, it's TDPR.
It's GDPR, we can't stream in traffic.
Do you know what, I believed her up until she went,
and you can't stream in her dream.
No, I wasn't even believing her when she went,
yeah, she got the same shoes and I could see that.
So I said, you have to have her face in me,
I can win at court because we're the same trainers.
It's just the context, right?
You're on the floor.
So you're now in traffic.
Yeah, we're both in night socks.
You see this clip, right?
There's nothing else, that's it.
Bring it back up.
So you've just saw that clip there.
On the no-circumstance, is he ever going to recognise?
That's my fucking foot!
I'm going to sue him!
You're getting sued.
What?
You're not going to sue him, are you?
Ah, so you could have been on the same page.
No, no, no, no, no, wait, I'm the laws of GDPR.
It's GDPR to be fair.
It's GDPR, mate.
So you can't argue GDPR under the Karanatis Act.
That's actually one of the best figures
we've ever done on our own.
That's unbelievable from him, by the way.
That was unbelievable.
Even in a dark seat?
Yes!
You didn't see it, sir!
She looked at him and she went...
Yeah.
Right, it's her left, left, left, left, left.
It was the way she actually looked at him, wasn't it?
Yeah, it's her...
He fucking knows what you're on about.
Oh!
He's fucking brilliant.
Oh, you're not going to end, so...
Yeah, we can do.
I'm not going to carry that.
No, that's actually...
That's actually all your tracks.
What the fuck?
That's reality, like that.
That's reality, just like that.
That's actually fucking brilliant, like...
I just want to make sure...
What, Dragon Trafford said it'd be all right?
No, no, no, GDPL.
Yeah, but what about...
Well, that's the new thing now, isn't it?
Anywhere we go, we've got a car filled in there.
Yeah, a suit that comes up towards the car.
GDPR, sorry, mate.
What a fucking, honestly.
Jake, he's in there.
What in Trafford?
Oh my God, the cop, he got us shoes in.
Oh, fuck.
What's with the fact we got us shoes in?
She can see us now because of GDPR.
Oh my God, we're fucked.
You've got us shoes in there.
Was the shoes in shot?
No, Jack.
No!
Chazza!
Chazza!
You've got us shoes in the shot.
You've got us shoes in the shot.
I walked under the car and I was out of it.
He's coming forward.
Fucking, I should have, I knew I should have had the car and got...
What?
I'm gonna go up to the back.
Right?
I thought he was gonna die.
Oh yeah, fair enough.
I'm gonna try to drive back in it.
Don't worry.
Is it a bit...
He's waiting for my Uber or what?
He's lost his fucking head, then.
Yeah, the question does.
See what it says?
So what shop's it still opening, Traff?
Apparently everything till six.
Everything till six?
That's fucking gold, mate.
Woo!
Yeah, did the Prem sapphires out?
Yeah, but is it good or not?
Is that expensive but it's really good, yeah?
OK.
You OK?
I'm fine.
Of course you can, mate, of course.
I'm fine.
We're going to have to take a group, will ya?
Yeah, please.
Put that in 0.5.
What was that?
You meant to say please?
Please.
Sorry about that.
You brought it, not dragged up, Chas.
Oh my God.
Fuck you John, press the slide button!
Press the slide button, I almost got it right!
Fuck you, can you turn it off?
He went to the camera man, what the fuck are we paying him for?
Why is he wearing gloves?
Fuck you, it's crazy!
Thank you, have a good day, mate.
He tried to set the piss out, wasn't he?
Honestly Chad, why are you wearing gloves as well?
What are you in fucking chill factor?
I'm in chill factor.
Probably going fucking Winter Olympics.
I know that I've been there.
Yeah, sort of, I mean.
Oh! GDPR!
Oh, God, oh my!
GDPR.
No, they're going to throw the fuck out in the snap of it.
Oh, fuck.
I didn't even think of that.
Fuck!
GDPR, we didn't think.
That's that.
No, no, he's actually the new thing now, no.
The Karenite is like the new thing.
The Karenite is like some GDPR.
Fuck.
I did see it through in the stream and I got you here.
Fuck, I've looked through everything, the house,
everything gone now.
You've done me fucking bad with shit anyway.
Fucking fuming.
Absolutely fucking fuming.
I'm just gonna leave,
I'm just gonna follow us everywhere.
Oh, chat that, I don't know if I'm tripping,
that's the exact same group that followed us
around Trafford yesterday all day,
me and Jake. I'm pretty sure.
Is that the same kids?
I'm pretty sure it is.
Well said!
Well said!
No, I'm screaming mate.
Yeah, it's the same group.
Can I have a look down at something, a flick tock?
Yeah, I don't know what I spit some fucking leaves.
Oh, she's got a fuck out, didn't she?
She's got a fuck out.
She's got a fuck out because you've got the same shoes on as me, bro.
If you start doing weird shit, I'm going to sue the fuck out.
Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry.
It's the same shoes as me, but I'm sorry, it's chill.
Sorry, I took it too far, so.
What's the best entrance?
I reckon Pymark entrance.
Yeah, we'll go flat one and then over the bridge.
Oh, the bridge, not off it.
Mr. Clarify.
Oh, not Stanford.
Did you get it?
GD Pemper Bridge.
Oh, I get it, I get it.
Chris, be at it.
I'm fucking love it though.
I'm not gonna assume any calories in a...
I'm saving myself for my sort of pepper.
I like it's my sort of pepper chicken.
No, genuinely, it's fucking unbelievable.
Yeah, I might try it.
But I'm a fair treat today.
Oh yeah, I've done protein bottles
and I've had a banana.
Oh, by the way,
I've had a Snickers protein bottle.
The chatter bucket,
the boys are out of control.
Take away again in the morning.
James, will you grab me a pair of night neon socks?
Neon socks?
What the fuck are they?
Another take away again this morning.
I like to cook.
I'd take some salad.
I would turkey bite them.
That's the thing.
By the way, I don't stay there
and I don't cause any mess.
So I can't actually be blamed for any of this, right?
How the fuck has no one got the initiative
to buy a fucking bid?
Chat, chat a bucket, have I been cleaning yes or no?
No, I saw it before, you had the bin bag.
But how has nobody got the initiative to buy a fucking bin?
Do I, I've ordered a fucking metal storage
for the back of my stream, by the way.
So I can put my food in locket.
Yeah, I've got, not a joke.
I've got too many fridges.
One for food, one for drinks.
I hear you're red bull one, if you're on, is it you?
Could you actually?
Yeah.
It's a, people would probably have,
I wouldn't care.
Yeah, I've got the people, mate, yeah.
I think some other people might care if I've got that in my backdrop, fuck it, drive through,
I'm just gonna walk it.
I wonder if they answer.
I wonder if they answer.
Yeah, but it's part of the car, right? That's why.
Hello?
I'm doing a car, I'm doing a car.
You there, mate?
Hello mate, you open?
Hello.
Hello, what's happened?
What's up?
I can't believe Corey's a solid record.
It takes him 2% in your carbook and Uber.
I thought it was a kid.
Tied him two percent of your car book and over.
Say it across car book you on.
Do you realise three percent make your phone look like one?
I'll tell you.
What are you giving up on one?
There you go, go.
Alright, I'll just go back in once I've had it.
Oh, fucking that cundimester, we made that start, I can't say for.
You okay, boys?
Back in the bus, do you know what the bus says?
Yes.
Ah, yeah, we are on wide.
What's that, what's that, what, Corey last one, he did it? Did he know?
Oh, GDPR? What are you doing?
It's just over there.
Can I film you around the cars?
GDPR?
Do you fucking turn across to the fucking vaulting there?
Come on, be safe.
I thought you were delivering, did you do it?
Yeah.
Good, that's a correct answer.
You probably weren't three-five.
Hey, my bell!
Fuck, I need to remember this.
I'm not even joking. I'm still going around right now.
But that Karenite has shout from Taze's Dillion.
No, I don't even know the best things I've done.
The Karen book was unbelievable.
It was chat. I only wish you saw it.
She literally went...
Yeah, she agreed with him.
Erm...
There.
What are you getting there?
I think you might have seen that.
It's Costco shop, nobody can't live stream it, you can't live stream in Costco cos a GDPR
We just got caught by some jobs off of, I don't know
I'm going to think, I'm going to minute there, oh yeah, actually it's bought because when
speed goes to old Trafford and there's a watch along but it doesn't sell the pitch
and everyone's in the crowd and it's obviously not GDPR
When she agreed that it's in the Karenites, I think that was enough to have it approved she was chatting with.
GDPR, go.
The General Data Protection Regulation harmonises that data privacy laws across Europe set strict standards for how organisers collect news and protect personal data.
They weren't really getting any personal data.
It grants individuals greater control over their information including the rights to access,
delete and transfer their data while applying for any organisation globally that manages
the data of the EU residents.
Yeah what the fuck is up with my real-life, I've been just...
I'm not a game like...
A movie game like...
What's the meaning of this, mate?
I shouldn't have fucking said that to you.
I should have said it back to the car.
All right, cool.
No, you'll be all right.
Yeah, you're going to cancer center in ten minutes, right?
I'll see you at the house.
I've got a quick batch of sweats in three.
Hang on.
Can you film in Costco?
Genuinely, Costco generally allows filming as it is a public space.
No, no, no. It's GDPR.
Batch of sweats in three.
Oh! Our TBA League won!
And both...
I'm back!
Oh ho ho ho!
you
be careful filming the shoes just yeah careful with the shoes
Edward Emil from the 46th mate thank you very much oh tdpr
nope tdpr nope you're okay mate
that's why you got the box and I run it weird
I love it mate you're okay yeah
thank you very much mate I appreciate it thank you
yeah of course come okay mate
I want to talk to my wife as you film normal
Chas, be careful, that's duty clear.
Very hard mate, yeah, very soft.
I've been suffering since I've been done.
Jembo, what a tenner might get hit!
Oh, what a scoundrel!
Jembo, we fucking love you.
You've seen that, yeah, I'm a good one.
I've said earlier, you're starting to stand by that.
Who's it, nice to win the same league, I'm sure I'll play it.
Jembo!
Alright, okay, nice.
Jembo, we love you.
Jembo, we love you.
Okay, I've heard of it.
No worries.
It could be interesting.
All I'm going to say is yesterday, we got it bad.
And this is going to be the biggest.
Yeah, of course.
I'll take the stream.
What if I...
I'll try and hold the frame down.
Can we do it while I'm streaming, yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Do you want to take selfie or?
I don't know, will you take it?
Yeah, I'll take it.
Smile!
There you go.
Thank you.
Have a good one, yeah?
Yeah, cool, cool.
Have a good one.
No, I'm sorry.
Have a good one, boss.
What I want, yeah, two is in Volnerville.
No worries.
You can come back, yeah?
Did you hear that?
The worst days are in tases and pockets.
Yeah, of course.
No worries mate, no worries.
That's your treatment.
Thank you.
I could have said that, yeah.
I mean, the market is a SIM card.
So I mean, it's not an actual brand, so all right.
Yeah.
I can't.
My GDPR fucking...
Genie Piano is off his mind right now.
Genie Piano right now.
There's Gales.
Can we take the fuck out of it?
There's Genie Piano.
Oh my god, he's got a pretty strong voice.
I think it's self-propelled.
I'm just going to follow the lead.
Genie Piano.
I'm going to do it too, because I have a zombie train.
See, I've got my own zombie train.
Go on, Genie.
Genie.
Go on, Genie.
I'm the favourite of 10.
Wait, but why would we go on Genie?
Go on, Genie.
We love Genie.
Let's also shut down stairs, it's us, it's us, it's us.
You okay? You alright mate? Yeah?
You can say it's Winner.
Of course you can mate, yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah, of course, yeah.
No worries, no worries.
Yeah, can do a quick group one, it's alright.
I'm sorry mate, it's huge, you ain't got time to do it.
What?
I'm sorry mate, it's a cheery, I don't got time to do it.
I mean, that's fine, that's fine.
Nice mate.
It's all right mate.
Thank you.
What is he doing?
I don't know mate, yeah?
He told me that...
He told you he's doing Samsung.
He's got Samsung.
Can you put me a move on?
I need a move to get home.
I've put you a move, mate.
Sorry mate.
I need the driver's call so you are aware.
See you later.
See you shit mate.
I have your ass after this, get the load on the block, it's law food central.
Oh yeah mate, we could be fucked here.
Mate, you're fucked here. No, no, Chas is fucked here.
Yeah, you're fucked, you're the one with the fuck.
Chas, you're the one filming it.
Nah. Don't mention that story.
Oh, Jakey's in JD. Oh, I was about to mention that stream.
Don't...
What?
Oh, sorry, look.
Oh, yes, if you got away with that.
If you got away with it.
Oh, it's your mouth shirt.
Well, I mean, yeah, but you've got the lot of what?
That's true.
Oh.
That palette shirt's nice.
The Nalgo from Real Madrid.
I'm not like outside anymore.
So it makes it rarer.
I mean, I mean, technically you are not...
No, I'm not, I'm not.
No, you're not. You're right.
I mean, look at these.
Samen Yang? We were in here yesterday.
Yeah, I got the nice one.
I mean, it's such a shame.
First cabinet, yeah.
Probably.
Oh, nice, mate.
What are you doing?
You can't, mate. You can't see me again.
I think that's the problem with this.
You OK mate?
Yeah I'm just mate, yeah.
Yeah I'm good, thank you mate.
You're the problem with this.
You ain't gonna sell shit like this.
I was the one who bought it.
He's still there.
Yeah, go free up.
She's gonna get them all.
Oh yeah.
Please sit and come back, come on now.
Sit and come back, come on.
No that's fine.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I wouldn't say no.
We'll give it, Tom.
Yeah, we'll give it to you.
It's so fun.
Yeah, push, push, push.
Okay, it's a two-seater.
There you go.
Nice.
Yeah.
Nice.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You okay?
No problem.
No problem.
Nice.
Nice, sir.
There you go, mate.
No worries, mate.
You okay, mate?
Of course, mate.
I could use any of the other ones, I'm sure they're very, very old, so you don't need to know it's...
You can't put them on the side, you can't get them to get stuck.
There you go mate, there you go mate.
Hand the picture.
Yeah.
No, I didn't make...
I figured out, I didn't make my... I've not been told.
I know, yeah.
No, it's sad, my mum.
Yeah, it's not great, but I don't know about the side of it, we're all full of it, but we've not been told so I can't say.
He's doing it right.
No worries mate.
Close mate.
I'm trying to swear that mate.
You feel you?
Nice.
Thank you.
No worries mate.
No, I've never, I've never by that.
Because then you have it over mate.
I feel like I'm gonna have to fall over.
if I was to buy that
yeah of course yeah
yeah of course
sorry everybody
no it's alright
no it's alright
I might get that
yeah I wouldn't
what was that
he shits it
he wants to wake up and put a fucking picture of a camera
what's that
that's what we're in the front
that's it
Have you got one?
Thank you, you know.
Get the fuck out of me, what it means.
Lewis Hamilton, oh man.
It is so cool in here.
I think it's probably one of our shops in Trafford.
Tourinator.
I don't know what he's got, he's just there.
Yeah, go for it mate.
I don't need to.
The thing is though, that two-pack thing, is that?
Yeah, of course, of course.
What is that build-up?
I don't know what I am.
I do indeed, yeah.
That's it.
Yeah.
Do you know what that two-pack one is?
How do you think?
That's what I said.
You've got to take it.
That's fine.
That's how it's done.
That was great.
That was great.
Yeah, he's in Samson, yeah, of course.
Cheers.
What's the other audio?
Can you hear this? Oh, there you go.
Oh, huge.
Honestly.
Right, Chas?
I can't do this anymore.
I did what I get to do, but I couldn't really have time to shop them.
Yeah, no I know.
Honestly, it's just another day in the life of these guys, isn't it?
Oh, here's the fun fact. I remember coming in here with my dad.
What? I remember coming in this shop with my dad.
You remember coming in here with your dad?
Coming in this shop?
Yeah, I wasn't talking about that.
OK.
I haven't been there.
Well, you haven't seen me there?
No, no, we...
I don't know what you're talking about. We don't need to get into it.
Oh, that's a funny exit though.
What?
I've just shot a big group of people.
I'm just going to...
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'll be alright.
I'll just go down there.
You've got to look in the tech support.
Oh, I don't want to get a new TV, but I don't know how I would get it back.
Oh, get a Samsung, that's the best.
I'm going to get it back.
Was that sorry?
I said I have to wait until I get paid.
Oh, Peloton!
That's WZV.
WZV.
What about Sony TVs, James?
Oh, no, look at that.
There's one.
Yeah, there you go. See, this is what I'm talking about, the Galaxy AI.
It's really, really good.
So good.
Do you know what, though? The one thing that is good with Samsung
is their phones are good for streaming.
Very good. Well, they're good for everything. That's why I'm still using it.
Nah.
They're all right. They're good.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
What do you think it is?
I'm being winded now.
The arm is it?
Yeah, I'll just drop that.
Oh, I'd want one of them.
There you go.
Oh, speaker.
We've got him in our roof, though.
That is also a treat to forget about that.
Oh, we're on a roof.
Where are the TVs?
Some TVs there.
I'm going to have to hold them on because I want like an 80 inch or something.
Right, do you know?
I don't have a...
Oh, wait, how did you cook your toast?
We don't have a toaster. Pan.
Pan? Yeah, you put the butter on.
Have you ever done that before?
Yes, I have.
French toast.
That's the French man.
I did it in where we live.
In England. I only cook toast like that.
Well, let's get a toaster.
What's that?
Oh, wow.
This is really cool.
Look at this.
Oh, no.
Oh, look.
Yeah, I love that.
That's real.
Oh, my God.
That's unreal quality.
Which is it?
Great price as well for such quality TV.
Yeah, it's a great price.
And you say 60 quid.
And you say 60 quid?
Yeah, wow.
I'm not even joking.
I feel like I'm back in the jungle.
Yeah, same.
That's metal.
It shows feet.
You know, it's an angle.
Cheers.
And then back to us.
That's green.
That's no.
Yeah.
Oh, back, back, back, back, back.
Oh, that's unbelievable.
Think I'm kind of different one.
That's right, I'm not bad either.
All right, okay.
All right, how much do you need to declare my signed shirt?
How much do I have to wear a signed shirt?
Not a five.
I can't get a TV, interesting.
I'll ask about my second one-on-one,
Ross Jopper is one-on-one,
and second Ross Jopper is one-on-one.
Which one do you want me to check?
I'll just do it for you.
I don't know, they're all on the one-on-one.
Yeah, your card?
I don't know, who's that?
GDPR, do you all consent to be on camera?
Yeah, GDPR.
You're okay with GDPR?
Perfect.
Perfect.
Yeah, of course.
Oh my gosh.
Do football training near my brother's football training?
Why would I do football training?
Oh yeah, what would you say is for them?
Have a good one, yeah?
Have a good one, yeah?
Do you have a pretty good stage?
Thank you.
You get a really sick mic.
That's a great idea.
Yeah, that'd be a sick idea.
I think that, yeah, I think everyone's talking about it.
You find him at SKC?
Yeah, I don't.
Are you fucking asking me at SKC?
Is it?
Yeah, SKC's a big fan of me.
Is it?
This guy's fucking ass among us.
He's just looking at us and out of my hand, it's...
Bro, it was up to like fucking among us,
it's some like next level competitive game.
I think to be fair, you are pretty about it.
Yeah, but let's be honest, it's not fucking,
I don't know, I'm not like, I don't know,
tripping champ, I mean, there's not a ranked mode.
Right, let's go tolster.
We need a toaster. Where's your toasters mate?
Perfect, thank you mate.
I remember that exclusive toaster.
Ginger, yeah. Of course, yeah, of course, yeah.
Oh, I think he's actually good at this.
Thank you for following you all through the jungle.
Oh, thank you very much.
I don't have a lot to be fair.
I do know someone called Dyson, I'm Dyson Fury.
Who Dyson Fury, didn't he? Go on Dyson.
I think, you want a taste of fury aren't ya?
Yeah, yeah no, it's just ginger.
Say what you see, I said no, didn't it?
You know something about the tests, they're tough.
Yeah.
These little coffee machines, too posh for me though that.
Look at that, I'm all shit.
Yeah, that's too posh for you.
Yeah? Yeah, of course.
Oh, by the way, I'm the one who touched Newcag at two games.
Yeah?
Not the five buff rooms.
That's what he fucked me off with, because, honestly, I can't use my shower now.
It's about to use the spare one, but it's the room in the sauna room.
Yeah, it's the shower room.
Oh, it's the fucking joke.
Yeah, no he's just very tip-o-sh.
Get the fucking toght done, let's get the fuck out of there.
Alright, ginger.
Do you want me to go up?
Right, what are we going for? Four, two or six?
Four, two.
Um, oh no.
Let's be honest, we want a big time stirrer.
Exactly, that's what I'm asking. What are we going for?
I'm looking at the prices and I think, as to our own doing, pretty good ones.
As to doing fucking great things.
I hate paying 149 for a fucking toaster, I can do it for a fucking pan.
That's true, but how good was it in a pan?
No, you weren't there, Chas. It was actually good, I just burnt it because I was...
Ah, that's true. And you had a spatula on the floor in the garden.
Why I was being on the floor.
Oh, here we go. This looks a bit...
Spatula.
French.
Here we go. This is better.
Oh, is it not? They're not.
I don't think it is.
They're not.
It's not the price.
Smeg toaster.
You don't fucking know.
Are you toast?
Yeah.
I hate paying £149 quid for smug. Give me a week.
Yeah?
Oh, Jim, here we go.
That was talking perfect. 15 quid.
There you go.
Fucking love that.
Any day jungler is told to have 15 quid.
Yeah, the thing is, we need what we do need.
Show action.
What do you need?
I can get two.
Here we go.
74 quid, they're longy.
That's a good one.
60 quid as well. That's not bad. They're longy.
Or they're all the longer.
Hold on, what if you see a static in the kitchen?
I like this one.
No, that's the aesthetic of the kitchen.
That's just that ticket.
Can we get this one then?
Yeah, let's get this one.
I think we'll just hold out.
You okay mate?
Yeah.
You okay?
Do you have a lot of chance?
Chance, you're all in man.
You sound very good.
Is he alright?
Of course, yeah of course.
I'm okay.
That's not another one mate.
He's standing.
He's standing mate.
Nice. Have a good one.
So that's the brown one.
A ballerina set.
Which one are you talking about?
Taysie's in something.
That's my Taysie's in something.
Of course, Kenya.
Sorry.
No, it's no, you're alright, don't worry about it.
Is that okay?
Is that the current?
It is.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Landos, we've had them sorry.
Landos is a great guy.
Can I take your picture?
Thank you.
Is that okay if you want to get in?
No, it's okay.
Let's get on with chess.
Can I put it, Bob?
Yes, yeah, of course.
Can you hold it, Bob?
Yeah, of course.
Thank you.
I appreciate you so much.
Have a nice time.
I've heard it stream it ever.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Stop it.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
No, I thought the pretty you, Pa.
Oh, would you not talk about me?
I'm fucking tired.
I'm fucking tired.
I'm tight-weighted, very much the odd.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
That's a question, mate.
What scene was it?
I don't think I'm going to leave the TV show.
I'm very good at you.
Yeah, he's gone about it.
I haven't seen him in a while now.
From...
What did I actually...
Well done, Trial.
Can I have a seat, mate?
I'll have a seat.
I'll have a seat.
Oh, he's gone, haven't I?
I'm not.
Yeah, but while I'm moving my set up, it might look a bit worse,
if it is that...
I'm not even hip-hop, you know.
Oh, yeah, cutlery.
You've got a bin.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Do you want to tell one to us?
Of course.
Go on, lads.
I knew you were joking when you said that.
It's in Samsung's eyes.
Ah, got a time stop.
There you go.
Pleasure to have double good on you.
What's your GDPR? Okay, yeah?
You all have your own camera?
Thank you, thank you.
You okay? Yeah, could you come?
Oh, ninja sizzle.
Sorry, right? You take the ninja sizzle.
Ooh, that's a barbecue fact, isn't it?
Yeah, of course, mate.
Thank you.
You've stopped my point of shit.
Yeah, you're right.
You're not going to be able to do this, mate.
Unbelievable.
Well, at least you've brought all right, mate.
You're fucking shit.
I always say that, mate.
They always say that kind of happens.
You don't want to know.
Oh, girl.
Where's the other guy though?
You know, I was looking around seven.
Where were you?
Do you want me to take it, guys, do you want to take it?
No, you pay for that, Chas.
Oh, yeah, just that, mate. Just that.
There you go. No worries, no worries.
Well, could we have a bag as well, please?
We can have a triple bag.
Have you got to pay for the bags?
Oh, my God.
Ah, that's why we liked it on the wrist.
OK.
Yeah, cross.
No, it's no wrist.
Yeah, push.
I'm gonna get asked again because I know I've had that.
Whoever didn't get asked has got a pay for it.
We'll have to learn the next one out.
OK.
Who have you and I got on here?
We've got...
Ah, who do you support?
You fucking shit, mate.
No, we're not.
You're shit.
We're in every competition.
You're in every competition,
and yet you're gonna win fucking none of them.
I just want to apologise, I just want to apologise.
I'll put on the Abiday.
Alright, at least I'm playing in the Champions League.
But the difference is we're not playing in the Champions League and we're not going to win it.
You're also not going to win it.
Massive apologies as well. What's happening?
We're going to get a picture of you.
Remember this when we win the quarter-match.
So, cheers.
Cheers.
So we are in the match, we'll be back at the end of the game.
Oh mate, I've already put the prize to staff.
Thank you.
Fucking goodness.
The only place you're getting is a hot room.
I'll get one.
Yeah, basically, he needs to pay for this.
So I'm going to wait and see if I get asked again or anything.
He's going to pay.
I'll snuggle a bottle in it.
I'll snuggle a win in the court.
No I can't, yeah of course, yeah, of course, yeah, hold on mate, I'm just going to look here, hold on, I've got a phone call
I was going to take a long photo of this, you better think there's going to be a long photo
Yeah but I've just found out my man's got into a coma
Ah, I get you, not Josephine, eh?
There you go, you're joking
Of course mate, yeah
At this time
Cheers
She'll be out of the coma by the time I have done mate, he might as well pay.
He can't be serious.
Jin, just not having fun in this.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You too mate.
Go on.
No worries, no worries.
Yeah, of course.
No worries.
Mate, she's out of stroke.
She's out of stroke and a coma.
Mate, all in one.
All in one.
I can't believe that.
Are you okay?
Ow!
Ow!
There we go.
Don't worry mate, she's not out of stroke.
Here you are. Thank you.
She's not out of stroke. No, she's in Amsterdam.
She's gone for a smoke.
I was thinking, I was getting worried then.
Cheers, thank you.
Are you bloody chidnaff?
You chidnaff. I ain't said that.
Because you're now down a smoke.
Yeah, but I laced it once, right?
It could have been.
Fingers crossed.
Yeah, but I'm truly good at being...
Fingers crossed.
Yes, bro.
Can we take it?
Yeah, of course, yeah.
Oh, Adam.
Are you sure?
No worries, no worries.
Well, actually, the exit is my question.
I'll sign if that's okay.
Which ever is closest.
It's okay.
So we'll dance there as in a buck.
Okay, thank you.
Really?
You take that.
Oh, I'm good.
Can you go out there?
I'm jumping. I need some puttlery.
We don't need puttlery.
Well, I mean, if you're going to puttlery, eat it now.
Ooh!
No, we don't need any time.
Don't eat any time.
No, Tony's.
No Taiwanese.
Oh, does your mum want anyone?
You call him my mum a dog?
However you decide to interpret that is your decision.
Does your mum need to do backflip?
It's a chocolate egg.
Oh, sorry mate, sorry mate.
Sorry, I'm a bit of a decent set.
You're good to be on camera.
Thanks, good mate.
I think they just make sure now.
Sure.
Have a good one now.
To be fair mate, you could get some of these.
Then we know they're yours.
Because I think what we should all do is all get our own sets.
You know, I agree.
I think that was a great idea.
Because you could have that actually work.
See, that's the part.
Where are my plates?
To be fair, Ginge, it was only a joke. Can we just get out?
Yes, right, I'll say it in a piss anyway.
How many pubs have we got?
We've got a lot.
Oh, that's right.
The glasses aren't like those there, we just have to unbox them.
Any cardboard in there?
Yeah, of course.
Tonight, we're going to get cardboard.
I'm actually going to get cardboard.
Have a good one, yeah?
I'm going to the office, I'm going to count you some time back.
Hey you!
Fuck it off!
Cheers mate, cheers mate.
No worries mate.
No worries mate.
No worries mate.
Thank you.
No worries mate.
Yeah, of course, yeah.
Thank you.
Can I have a face on my brother's face as well?
We're on streams, cheers.
No worries, no worries.
Is that all mate?
Cheers.
Can I get this chair?
Of course, of course.
Come on, go on, that way.
No, it's having us there.
Right.
Oh, the ginger goes up there.
I've lost a go-
I'm fucking- I tell you what, it hurts me, I'm not going.
What?
Because I just want to fucking chill.
We could just sit down here and have a fucking party.
Would have ended the machine, if you want.
Good to be fair.
We're good to be fair.
What?
You know, there's no good looks here.
It's just happened then.
It's always like, oh.
Can I face time, whoever I'll ever, but we're on the street.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not a prick if I say no, I'm not.
Erm, nah, nah, you're not.
Is that what I mean? You can't go up to...
I've leaped up a signal, can I just hold you closer?
Do you know what I mean?
You've got to wrap it, is it?
Are we leaving? We're leaving.
Fucking to, right.
LAUGHTER
And also, it's a heavy DBI, if I'm honest.
Yeah, and you know, you know, I also have massive heavy DBI.
Michael's called me, he's got a Chazer, I'm stuck, I'm a 1%,
I haven't got an Uber, but some Uber's sent in the red, she's not picked up.
Uber's cancer, I don't think she's got her.
That's a shame.
Yeah, of course, yeah.
Don't worry, we'll get her out.
You could have.
Yeah, okay.
Can we take it?
Yeah.
Can you get it as well?
Yeah, of course.
I don't know, take it or take half an hour.
Thank you.
Can you do a video for Spence?
Yeah, of course.
Are you thinking of doing good?
I'm good at you.
Okay.
Good.
Yeah, spend doggie dog.
I owe you doing well, mate.
Have a good one.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well mate, have a good one.
Thank you so much.
I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
Are you having a good day?
I know you found the cringe, but...
I was actually just speaking about this.
I love it.
I know it's cringe.
What my sister really wants to meet you, but she can't just...
What's her name?
Sammy.
You like it, Sammy?
You okay?
You all right, Nicole?
Yeah, that's fucking top notch.
Thank you so much.
I don't find it cringe.
No, no.
I can say that.
You ain't cringe ever like that.
Yeah.
Oh, thanks, Will.
Oh, thanks, Will.
It's not thanks, Will.
Oh, it's the unicorn one, I think.
Oh, the picture mixes, eh?
Yeah, but I remember I had a bit of a fucking disaster
with the picture mix.
First of all, it's first, yeah, it's great.
And second of all, it all went on the floor.
That is awesome, it's true.
Fuck it, shall we just fucking shut down Trafford?
So we put in there, go to the food court and shout,
Tiki Davis is in JD, everyone runs JD.
Bro, now I go mad, I go off.
I ain't clean for the go-to.
Yeah.
Right, let's have a look, I'm fucking starving.
I might nip to five guys and just get a quick woman.
Um...
Sorry.
I meant burger.
I meant burger.
I wasn't actually my leadboarder.
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I meant burger.
I meant burger.
Oh, I don't know.
I'd love a little bit of shit.
A little shake.
Yeah, a little shake.
Get in there.
Look at that.
Get in there.
Get in there.
And there was a game, like...
Fuck you.
We are fucked.
We are fucked.
Honestly, this is the fuck.
This is the fuck.
This is the fuck.
Yeah, this is above the air.
Wow.
Went gym before.
Did some reverse lunges, forward lunges.
Reverse lunges, like that.
Might be looking in bright shape.
Thank you. Did some bell squats with a bar.
Went on that treadmill.
Then did 5.30s three times, what I said.
Did back sat down, row.
Tri-saps.
I'll finish on the ski machine.
I thought it was a small one!
Yeah, I was thinking it was small like that.
For short cables.
That machine you're about, that's in the dressing room.
Yeah, that's the one.
That's the one. Thank you very much, I appreciate it.
Woo!
Fuck off!
That was my prime night's cake.
Shit!
You okay?
I'm very good. Thank you.
Yeah, cool.
That is dedication.
That guy got out of the car, parked his car in the car.
Are we lost?
No, night's cake for that.
No, night's cake. Night's cake used to be sort of...
He used to go off.
Prime night's cake.
Just to watch as our one is on the top of the West Hamstay.
Oh, yeah, you got a lot of that.
That was so fun.
OK, yeah?
Remember the music?
OK, remember, yeah?
Woo!
Do you want to try to take it off?
Yeah, I can take it off, mate.
Everyone, on three, two, one, say Ginge!
Three, two, one, Ginge!
There you go, mate.
Have a good one.
OK, yeah, of course, yeah?
Can you take it off?
Yeah.
She's a little outside, hot and sure of.
There you go.
Thank you, that's what I've got.
Yeah.
Aw, I fucking love Jim's.
He's like the boss man.
He's like the boss man too.
You brought my chanel.
Thank you.
That was it.
You wrote a song in the name of love.
Yeah, of course.
That's all right.
Okay, mate.
It's a live stream.
Yeah, yeah, a live stream.
You just have to run in the car there?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
That is unreal.
What's that?
Just a little bit of salt.
Do you want a piece of it?
A piece of it.
A piece of it.
Can't keep it again.
Just a little bit of salt.
Yeah, yeah, come for it.
Yeah, yeah, cool for it.
That's a lot more than the one in the car, that's just a lot more than the one in the car.
Yeah, that's it.
No, I appreciate it.
Thank you.
That's the one which I would dub you, 6th December, 5th of the day.
No worries.
Oh, Choros.
I guess a bit much.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, Choros. I guess a bit much like you, I mean, first.
What? What's the laughable?
What's the laughable?
Oh, George Primer, when the fair was there.
When the fair was there? When the fair was there?
It was Jim, when that kid was like,
I'm going to get you on the Chonks podcast.
And I'm like, I tell you this.
I wonder if that's happened.
I don't know, I wonder if that's happened.
I've never saw the episode.
Yeah, I've not saw that episode yet.
I might be out soon.
Right, I couldn't have found that, I had to get a little cheeky burger on.
Yeah, I'm down for some... Oh, Slim's a dog as well.
Oh, Slim Chicken, I've got Slim Chicken, he's actually not bad.
Do you want some sweet, yeah?
Do you want milk, then?
Cush can get on my end, eh?
You're doing well, Cush.
Oh, I don't fancy Slim Chicken.
I'll fucking wait till later.
So, pepper chicken is all on pepper chicken, yeah.
I don't fancy Slim anymore. I do feel fancy it.
Cush, come here.
I see what she's seen in the ocean.
What it looks like on the side?
Yeah, I'm just saying.
My sister.
Let's get the picture for her.
Sorry, we just like to be your target.
Yeah, let's do it.
I'm not even joking.
Just like flying a monkey-bop and doing this.
It's a big funding.
Yeah, it's all yours.
Yo.
You're the owner!
You're the owner!
You're the owner!
I want to see your back!
No, we're not!
No, you're not!
You're the owner!
You're the owner!
You're the owner!
You're the owner!
You're the owner!
You're the owner, you get it!
I'm going to give you a drink.
Of course, mate.
Have a good one.
You're the owner.
You're okay, mate.
You're the owner.
What's his name?
Sheldon.
Yes, shall we do all that?
Thank you mate.
Oh, thank you lad. Appreciate that.
You're okay, Sam, man?
You're okay mate, yeah?
He's fine, don't you worry.
Get out of the way to me!
Where's come mate?
What's happening?
He just said spy won't be here long.
I didn't say that.
Aw, that's what I'm like. You're just...
That's wrong.
That's wrong.
I'm a little angry, little bastard.
I'm a little bit...
You know what?
You know what? If you're just going to keep being like this, I won't give up.
Yeah, well guess what?
Talk to the face because you haven't been listening.
Yeah, and guess what? You see when I next go out at NFI.
Yeah, well guess what?
Yeah.
You're D.B.I.
No, and you're not fluking invited.
Yeah, you're at TV.
What does that mean?
ruining the vibe
one minute mate
1 minute mate
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
you ok mate?
yeah i am
thank you mate
no my life's saving
what were you going to say mate
1 minute
1 minute
one minute
the other guy is coming down
You see all the trophies? Nice, you recognise?
Oh wow, is he your favourite player?
Ameth.
Nice.
Yeah, I've got my clothes.
When it's gone by the way, I've got my clothes.
Yeah, James, James, you've got your clothes in there, haven't you?
What, the bedroom? Yeah, it will be when you get something in you last week, can you bet?
No, he's not alive.
I know, it's nice.
You OK?
Yeah, of course, yeah.
Go for it.
You go for it.
Okay, you alright? You seem a bit out of breath, mate.
Well, thanks.
Can we just eat that?
I'm not sure about that, but I think it's the right choice.
I'm not even joking about trying it for the whole time.
There you go, mate.
Okay, mate, yeah?
You okay?
Of course, mate.
Cheers mate, have a good one, yeah?
Ha ha ha, last time!
You alright mate?
Do me a second!
No wait, have a good one, yeah?
Can we get a shot from a nice height, yeah?
Go for it, mate, have a good one!
Game on misfits!
My name's Seymour from Hallyfax, they're big raffy people there.
Check me out on your tiktok, mate.
We've not moved for this week.
Fucking signing, is that a good one?
The bank!
The bank means a lot.
What do you sound like, are you good?
Respect mate, respect.
I'm bad, I'm bad.
What's your business?
Fuck you too mate, you got your wallet on you?
What did you do?
You're a good time mate.
Thank you very much.
Oh sorry, streams just over there.
Just over there.
Oh, yeah, I want to send them.
Four check, months, we'll be checking when we banded, please.
No worries, mate.
Just fine.
Yeah, yeah, go straight.
I'm going to call my friend, do this as well.
Yeah, oh, cool.
I'll have straight, mate.
I don't know, I'm also going to do a small check on you, mate.
It's called the Whitey Studio.
No, no, no, that's not a bad...
What's it called?
No, no, no, no, this is just a video.
Yeah, what's it called?
The Whitey Studio.
The Whitey Studio.
The Whitey Studio.
The Whitey Studio.
Can you show your videos and let me get a present?
I've got a lot, yeah?
The Whitey Studio.
You've got to pull back a little bit harder, mate.
I'll say that later, mate. Thank you.
We're just going to a live bar and he's been banned on the Chazza channel.
We're trying to get him banned.
Well then, am I shocked? Not your like.
What? You banned anyone?
Yeah, I do.
You didn't ban me.
I've banned you. Because I've never ban you before.
I've never banned you, mate. I'm not like Chaz.
You didn't follow me.
I didn't follow you back.
You've lost TVI, innit?
I'm pretty sure I've been said by the way.
and then you're free now.
Gotta show your page, yo.
What are you watching?
You're streaming.
Fuck off!
I'm having a look here.
Gift 50, no, no.
My dad, what do you mean?
My old dad.
I don't know what a fucking dad is, mate,
so I won't be able to talk to you there.
They're having a look at what we see,
what we sign in mods.
I miss you, mate.
You've been on bad.
Oh!
You've been on bad.
Hey, welcome back to the streams, mate.
Have you 20 quid?
It's a fucking pleasure.
Have you 20 quid?
Yeah, so I've just done two free promos.
I'm gonna pause that.
Just a video mate.
Oh, you're talking about me?
Exactly mate, exactly.
And the rest of it.
It's honestly shit, bro.
Can I get a picture?
Of course.
I'll fucking take it for you mate.
Yeah, you can have it.
Yes, I don't know about me, mate.
What you holding there, mate?
Oh, can't you?
Hold on mate, I'll take it.
I'll not hold it, I'll not hold it.
I'll take it.
Good shout, shout.
Well, I've got you.
Yeah, of course he counts up.
How was that mate?
That was so good.
Is it out?
Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah, it was sick.
He's recording, I'm sorry.
He took your camera.
He's recording.
I think he's recording now, so he's doing it twice mate!
Look how much of a talk I'm trying to do.
Yeah, no, so what's the deal with me?
Well it's not me, because it's actually a message in me.
It's a message in me.
Well it's a message in me.
Don't go on, don't go on.
Yeah, it's not going on, can't you?
I don't have it on here mate.
Yeah, but it's in purple mate, it's a message in me.
Look, look, I can't listen to that.
Sorry.
It's not your hand, is it?
Yeah, it is not.
It's been a sight to see.
He's hot.
I see it, but he shouldn't like it.
You can't say it.
I haven't got a gun.
He can't say it.
Are you still mad?
Are you still mad at me?
No.
No, we've got...
I won't even tell the mech.
I won't even tell the mech.
You can't meet up.
Please.
Burn like.
It's what you fear about.
The bloke.
He's not the bloke.
You're fucking shit, are you?
I'm not a jerk, you know.
I'll fit you in the airplane, that shit.
I'll fit you in the airplane.
I'll come for you.
I'll come for you.
I'll come for you.
Right, no shit.
I'm not going to follow you back. Just say DBI, just say DBI.
He's got Max following. He'll follow you back on his car's face.
What place would it go now?
I'm the car that I'm running.
I'm fucking chaff, I said, it's not for me.
No, I'm running.
Thank you.
I'm running as well.
Yeah, that probably helped.
That would fucking help.
Anyone else before we go?
Yeah, go for it.
Come on, Charles. Let's go.
He's a funny cunt, so what he does is he actually records it.
He's recording it, so he's held it down and he's actually recording it right now.
He'll probably want to tip something to be really awkward.
Now he is, he is, keep recording if you're racist.
The thumbs up weren't necessary mate.
That's fucking disgusting.
Go, go, go.
Hang on, Chas, Chas, Chas, you got a mic on?
Come on.
This is our turn.
I'm watching the line.
You've got my phone.
I don't think it matters.
Anyway, special guests.
What are they doing?
I'm going to get this one.
I'm a good judge.
Yeah, go on.
What's a good judge?
Yeah, a good judge.
So we'll stay here.
Oh, don't get low.
For the irony.
How are you?
I'm doing well.
We're at Trafford Centre in a minute.
Tell them what this is about.
Yeah, an awful.
There you go.
No worries.
What's happening?
I've been making it.
Yeah?
I've been making it.
I've been making it.
I've been making it.
I'm gonna make him...
Someone's called the cops.
Right, OK.
He's got a man dressed like this.
OK.
We've got a call up there.
We've told him it's him, and it's a black girl.
Right.
Oh, here we fucking go again.
Here we fucking...
Not again. I can't do this again.
What's happened to Jaki?
Ah, fucking hell.
Have we got to go and have a word with him?
I don't know, maybe they'll walk more on the streets.
I'll finish your searching.
Yeah, yeah.
Right, no, no, no, under the GDPR act.
Oh, not under the GDPR act.
Under the Paranigas.
No, it's the only good.
Here we fucking go.
Here we go.
No, it's coming up.
Fucking god help us here.
Step away, step away.
I've got a dangerous man here.
You OK, mate?
Yeah, I'm good.
Sorry about this, mate.
OK, yeah, you're all right.
You OK?
You're all right.
You OK mate?
He's making himself known as much as I am.
He's the R.A.
Bro, can you hear me, go?
I can hear you mate.
Yeah, I'm very good friend to you mate.
He did buy that, he didn't rob it.
I just want to clarify.
It's just my thumb stuff.
Actually, just so you know, on the GDPR,
you should actually let us know you're recording.
I need some glasses.
There you go.
I've got one, Karen.
I want to know what I need.
Check out my Robalotilla.
I'm all the gear like
I'll try and get that in there
You okay mate? You alright mate?
You okay? You okay?
Sorry about this
I'm on ya
Brilliant
We'll get out of your way mate
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you very much mate
Can I get a bit drop you?
Yeah
We're actually in the middle of being arrested.
No, I've got time for him.
I'm happy to do it.
You get him?
No worries, no worries.
Don't break the law.
Yeah, yeah, we're not in the middle of anything.
Of course you can, yeah.
I'll take that.
Send it, my man.
Thank you.
Yeah, of course you can, yes.
Oh, that's some songs.
Love it.
No worries.
Simon's Rated.
Secret Rated, that's what we're here for.
Don't Simon.
Love you Simon.
Don't Simon.
Cheers, Simon.
Cheers for the ride mate.
Yeah, I'm interested. You can make it, you can make it.
Yeah, dude, yeah, we have a bit of a trick.
Who's in trouble?
Oh, it's Carl's friend, it's Aaron.
Yeah, that's it.
I'm with a piano.
I trust it.
This is why Hulk's calls aren't any good, right?
No, we're not.
Are we good to go?
Yeah.
So, boys, thank you for coming.
Thank you for that, thank you for that.
Cheers.
Thank you, mate.
Thank you for that tough fucking guy,
wearing that one, Chas.
Jinx.
Jinx, how about a set of...
What is he saying?
Jinx, remember last time you did this, dude.
What happened to that?
What happened to that happening?
Yeah, of course, yeah.
Of course, of course.
Be careful, because someone's been rafting off.
It's not...
The last time you started doing this with the F1, what happened?
Just I am.
Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah.
Evers on the line, chap.
Thank you so much. Have a good one.
No worries.
Thank you mate. I'm going to cheer up Choral's mum and wait him.
I've been rumored not to.
They're fucking rumourses.
You okay?
You alright, yeah?
Hey! You okay?
I'm really alpine, have a nice evening mate.
I'm okay.
What are you doing?
I know you're alright, don't worry about that.
Oh!
He's sending him over because he's just going to meet me.
OK, OK.
Please, stop on that slope.
Take me.
I'm winding him off again.
I'll find chocolate.
I'll toast him.
I'll toast him.
Oh.
OK.
Of course, my dear.
You're not going to deal with her, sir.
Exactly.
You're not going to fight.
No, it's a few minutes since you're up.
Oh, right, thanks.
Back to you about much.
Well, I can't hear it.
Is that what he's saying?
You OK? What are you saying?
My G, you good? Well, we're still on that one.
We did.
Well, I've given up getting half person.
That sounds like a terrible deal.
Yeah, I don't.
I lose a lot of money.
I can't see... I'm not famous.
I'm just his mate.
That's great, you're not going to get that bit.
How many ways can you get a picture on the screen from the phone side on the way in?
What's with that?
Can I get you in?
Thank you.
Hold it for three, two, one.
There you go.
Thank you, sir.
No worries, no worries.
Okay, yeah, of course you do.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Absolutely.
No worries, I'm good on that, yeah?
Can I get a bottle of juice at once?
Yeah, of course.
This is very good, yeah very good.
Best food, Bobbys at once.
Good game.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Better early on.
Had him?
With the university to get ahold of you.
Yeah they did, yeah.
This was mental.
Can I get Bobbys behind me?
Oh really?
Thank you very much.
You're all the best, Bobbys.
That's unreal.
Oh, stop them, really.
Thank you.
I'm going to, um, get one of the billings, right?
Yeah.
So I'm going to set them up in there and put it in.
Oh wow, congrats.
Nice.
I want you to view the land to come.
Right, okay.
Right now, would you allow the free table with free food?
Free food?
I have a year to raise some children as a cancer charity.
Do you know what that is?
You need to follow me up, check the top please.
Right, we'll tag me in that and I'll look later.
Thank you very much.
Hi guys!
Yeah, of course, yeah.
I don't watch it, of course.
Absolutely.
My kids do, right?
Yeah.
I'm going to play on the land.
That's alright.
I'm up right, so I've got to say a bit like,
do a video.
Oh, do a video?
Yeah.
I'm alright, I'm quite jealous. I'm fucking hungry.
I'm quite hungry.
Last, like, sweating sort of thing.
God, I'm glad I did it. Luckily, traffic's clear.
Yeah, best.
No worries. Go for it, mate, yeah?
I'm talking as well.
Are you pissed?
No, we didn't get time.
No worries.
No, we did have time.
Thanks, Geron.
Thank you.
No worries man, I'll get on, yeah?
It's okay.
Yeah, go for it.
What a time for Simon to make, by the way.
Simon, we love you.
Where the fuck did he go?
Yeah, who did he joke?
Who did he joke about?
I'm an agent.
Yeah, of course, yeah.
Yeah, we're together.
Here we go.
Er...
Say it later, then.
Say it later, then.
Say it later, please.
Oh, Simon, my fucking goat.
My rocket link, aren't I?
Oh, can't wait to stop by and see you again.
You're too good. I'll just get down around with you.
Yeah, come on, come here.
Um, Matt, there's no neighbour like you, the thing that's going...
Oh, really?
Someone put...
Oh, that was you during handcuffs.
Thank you.
Hey, yeah, I'm here.
Yeah, a little bit, yeah, a little bit.
Um, what's the Uber, how far?
He's around the corner.
Is he coming here?
And I'm thinking calories. Let's go.
There's not something that's not that many in Europe.
Yeah, well I haven't checked here, I haven't had anything to do up there.
Nah, I was thinking the same as you.
Yes please, thank you.
And it's warm in here, it's fucking freezing out here.
Yeah, I was thinking, that's why I'm thinking we should get up there.
Exactly the point.
Chaz, I'll get those.
You're a fucking good lad, do you Chaz?
You are a fan from Chaz.
Yeah, but the car is only in the camera.
I'm just not free.
Oh no, I had Moonhead.
Yeah.
Is he... When was the last time Moonhead streamed, yeah?
Has he streamed recently?
I fucking loved Moonhead.
Moonhead!
Yeah, it is Moonhead.
It's not bad yet, chores aren't that bad, aren't they, Chuck?
Yeah, it's probably just a killer crime on a teller or something like that.
Nah, he's got the Biscoff and there's something different in it.
Ooh, fuck, man.
Last year, cameras don't talk.
That's a fucking great point!
Ori? Or Jack?
Or Bobbry?
If the end, Chas.
This is the end.
What's a moonette?
Oh, yeah. That's no big reference.
Who says that, Chas?
Ginger, give it to yourself.
Yeah, well, that's all for your chat today.
Hey, Noah, five out of thirty months to make.
Go on, Noah. Thank you very much, mate.
Chas, you can play in the Simon match or maybe.
Depends on some cities on the same day, so I'll weigh up my options.
What's that sorry?
You know they said Chaza you playing the charioteer
Well it's Arsenal City then, I'm not sure
What?
Nice right, if you did get a car
Which one would you choose?
I'll drive it.
I'll try to make it look like that much then
Yeah but come on mate
This happens for you about four or five times a year
This is one so lifetime
No, it's all right, in the rush.
He's been here for about five minutes.
He's had a fit.
Put on a light.
Hold on mate, I'll just put beer out there.
Love that, love that.
Didn't want to get an XL.
Yeah, it was only three of us.
Yeah, but it's just more into the camera.
Yeah, you okay? You all right?
Of course you can, yeah.
Absolutely, yeah.
Thank you so much.
You're alright mate?
Very good.
No worries mate.
No worries.
Have a good one.
Chad, I thought we've got time to get your soup is there.
So we'll just get mine and Chad's and we'll leave it there.
Is that portion down?
Yeah, that's alright. Thank you.
Have you got Biscoff?
Yeah.
We'll have a bit of cinnamon as well please.
Yes, any more than the best cup please.
Thank you.
I'm really sorry, you alright?
Yeah, yeah, you alright?
I'm sorry.
Thanks Charlotte.
Aww, that's alright.
That's alright.
I just had a lovely first drink.
We'll say you don't want people watching, but what's coming for you?
You've never watched on the camera, Geoff?
Well, I've seen you on it.
It's not watching, you've been in Dublin.
Can you go and watch?
You've gone and put TV on.
And I did.
I'm not going to say I know.
I'm not going to say I know.
I'm not going to say I know.
I'm not going to say I know.
I'm not going to say I know.
I'm not going to say I know, Lockton was great. It was great.
It was brilliant.
What is it you watched?
What is it you watched?
I'm sorry.
Oh, alright, sorry about that.
But I'm sorry, I've watched Lockton for 14 years.
14 years? What is it you watched? Do you use that time?
That Netflix and all that?
No? No, what?
What could have been other books?
Oh, that's not correct.
Not on there.
Sure it weren't like that.
Yeah, I was on TV.
I was on the T-U-Y-T, YouTube.
Yeah, of the Y-T.
Oh, you give us too many there.
You're all right.
That'll be all right.
Thank you so much.
I'm sorry.
That was an hours.
Sorry about that.
That's awkward. We get the churros and they run to the U-Bomb.
Cosy. Cosy.
Yes, Cosy, you're good. Of course you can't bravo.
You okay, my ass?
I can't look at you anymore.
Mind you.
You're fucking junk.
Of course you can, my ass.
You're joking.
I love it.
Miles, can we, I'll be honest with you.
I'll make Miles, one of the models.
He's got a very, very bad job.
Miles, I'm banning now.
He'll get you on ban.
Hey, nice. Thank you very much, mate.
Thank you, thank you.
You saw fucking it?
No, no, he got me banning.
Mate, I've always...
He's like that.
No, it's not me.
He's fucking still here, sir.
Oh yeah, I've been to him's job.
Yeah, go for it, yeah.
Go on, Mark, get me a pizza.
In any way.
I'll wait for the Uber.
Yeah, worries. I'm waiting for them.
Oh, just shaz them.
Where is the Uber?
Uber!
Is that it there?
Actually no, is that...
Oh, unbelievable!
Thank you, mate!
Is it this one here?
Is that beer somewhere?
Is it for Charlie?
No, why M70?
Is it for Charlie?
Yeah, for Charlie, please.
Oh well, actually going all over the road.
Yeah, we did lots of shopping. Yeah.
It had pissed me off. I was falling in my mouth.
Did you have any holes for that? I can hand it to you if you want one.
Yeah, go and pass them over.
Let's try one first, see if that's edible.
Yeah, come on.
Oh, very good.
Really fucking good.
She's a bit cosy.
Six, bossy.
There he is.
Thank you.
I thought you even got a little dipper.
Little dipper?
That's what they call it.
I'm not going to put the light on mate,
just to get a little bit car sick, so I'm just making sure I'm okay.
Thank you mate
No, so we record but you're not on camera, so don't worry mate
Yeah, don't you worry mate? We won't put you on camera if you don't want to be no problem at all. What's your name mate?
Hamad, nice to meet you Hamad
Do you want a choro?
Do you like a choro?
Yeah, it's just another G is it?
Oh really, no one else offers you?
In two years.
That's the problem with the British, selfish bastard.
Honestly, my heart comes up now.
We're friendly up north mate.
So, you've been busy then, haven't you?
Not really.
Nice, nice.
Yeah.
What time do you want till?
Depends.
Depends on how many jobs coming and stuff.
Of course it does, I hear that mate, I hear that, I know, I know, I know.
Dangerous the churros aren't they?
Yep.
Remind you one in a minute Chaz.
Come on Mum.
I love one, Chaz love one.
Ah yes, fine, different person with time.
How can we go back to the...
So how long have you been Uber driving for then, how long?
This is my fourth month.
Fourth month? You know what, how is it you're finding it?
I look at it and say, in terms of schedule it's quite relaxed because you can choose your hours I suppose.
But then obviously you've got to balance the fact that some hours will be busier than others.
So, how was it each year, how was it?
Basically, everyone has its own,
you can say, beauty is based on with,
with our age guys.
Yeah.
We like our kids, our school.
Make them when they're dropped from school.
So, I have to work on the weekend.
Yeah.
So, I have to do work.
Oh, no.
After that.
Oh, no.
Oh, that's nice.
Who do you think is going to win the league, Abad?
Who do you think is going to win the league?
Man City or Arsenal?
Basically, no. I'm here not for more than two years. Only, I think, almost two years.
So, I don't much care about the interest in the football.
Ah, okay. What are some of your interests?
Basically when I reach here all of my entrusts are cut off.
It's the most it gave life.
Since I am in England every my entrust is fucked up.
It's the most it gave life.
No it doesn't.
Everything is fucked.
Everything is fucked.
Before that I have a life.
I like so many things in my life.
I've been here for the last two years though, no life.
Just work, work, work, work, work, work, work. It's the middle name now, ain't it? Rihanna.
Yeah. And speaking of Rihanna, you always got to have an umbrella as well because it's weather shit.
Oh look at this terrible incident mate.
Haha, he bit the nail on the head.
Oh!
She came here often.
Actually, my English is not too much.
And your accent is...
Yes. Thank you. Sorry about him.
So, what he said is he's hungry.
Where is it that you found, Hamad?
I don't know. What the f**k is that? Oh I've got a friend from there.
Oh no we do.
Hang on, if I was to give you a tip, did you ever take a cut of that or not?
No. Perfect.
Well I'm going to give you a tip, how much?
I'm going to give you a tip.
Whatever the maximum is, I think it's £50. I'm going to give you a...
You've got...on Uber I think you only have a maximum of £50.
You've got a £60 one.
Oh, what am I trying to tell you, I don't mean it, but I'll go £60.
There's an American guy.
I don't know, but it was.
Well, you can go on.
Yeah, I'll go £60.
I'll check the fathering.
You're the one who bought the Uber.
You're the one who put the ebony, so you're the one doing it.
No, he's not British, he's from Bulgaria.
Yes, my friend.
Panem? Me? Yeah, I was born in Manchester.
British, that's the bomb.
Him? Oh, sorry.
Where are you from? Test chafe, innit? Test chafe, yeah. Test chafe, pretty sure.
Oh, I've got to use that mic up. Yeah, he's British as well.
Oh wow.
Yeah, do you like working with me, Chesky?
You're almost through it all the way.
Wow.
I've got the iron anyway, Chesky.
That guy from the trough will be in the river behind us.
You got me again.
Ha ha ha ha!
My old Banjo's tree!
Yeah that's so funny!
That's actually, that's so funny!
Why did we actually get, why was it Banjo? Was it Sparman?
I think we know.
Someone just put chazza, you're a massive cow, aren't you chazza?
So don't fuck with shit like that!
Because you're not a cow.
Have you had anything to eat today, Hamad?
To eat.
To eat.
To eat.
Yeah, what have you had?
What I like.
Yeah.
Everything is good.
Nice.
Yeah.
What's your favourite British food?
Or do you not try it much?
I like British food.
I have tried my own Cantonese recipes.
Oh, okay.
Is there anything that you've tried that is British?
Oh
Ben Brazil, yeah, it's really nice, really nice, yeah.
I like Ben Brazil.
Salim, do you like that one?
He's in the chat.
Yeah, Salim. My guy.
Ah, me, Salim.
It's only 100%.
I thought he fucking...
What's he called? I thought he was the house-dom talk-spot.
Who's Salim? No, Alan Brazil.
Ben Brazil
Oh Ben?
Yeah, not Ben
Oh, so E-M
Oh
It's the C-I-T-V version of Ben Tem
Oh, okay
What's your favourite English food?
Mine's actually Chinese
Mine's chicken
Are you alright?
No, because our Chinese is different
because they're into actual China
Who's that? Are you into China?
apparently they don't do chicken bowls in China
but we don't
but this brother is recording
I don't
but this brother is recording
so what he does is he'll hold the camera and then we'll just talk shit
and then we'll put it into like a video
but you're not on camera so don't worry mate
no problem
they might have some different sort of holes
What, pro balls?
Yeah, awesome else.
Yes, Azzee.
Yes, five star Azzee. OK, mate.
Duck.
It's a big cuisine in China. Duck.
Duck balls, sir.
Docs on my other.
Yeah.
TTS on that. I don't know if you're aware of what's going on at the minute.
We've on a camera therefore. We can't do TTS.
Yeah, Doc's very good
Well, um when I get in I'm gonna nip out for a bit
So when you get in you're gonna nip out. Yeah, but I'm not streaming it
But I'm gonna leave so I was in just I'm gonna get some thumbs can get some cardboard
From TVF bring it back. Yeah
So I've gone for about four times. Are you going to the office? It was on for more than that. That is close
What is it?
So, um...
I've already got one dab.
I was leaving it on this ingest.
Get some cardboard, come back, we'll rip the cardboard.
Yeah, that's fine mate, no worries.
Come on, chief.
Ooh!
Walkie-tovey's got anything there, I'd be interested in.
Yeah.
Can you show me what it's like?
It's, um, what is it?
It's half-air, it looks like.
It's chrome, but it's half-air.
It's like wood.
Is it gold?
It's really rare, like.
How much is it?
It's quite a lot.
More than Danister.
Not for a case, but it's close.
You won't say it on camera when it's in, but it'll do a pocket watch on me when they add up how much I spent on total.
Mate, you did, hold on, I haven't even been clocking.
You only did £412, including about £468.
Bullshit.
Oh, OK. Can you show me what it looks like, please?
It's like crime. That one for Sapphire. There's four cards per pack. One although.
But Mike, they're like...
Can you get me a case?
I tried to, yeah.
You're not trying?
You're fucking well. Your numbers going to the police when you were six.
Go on, Ellie Lowe! Favourite of five gifted, Ellie!
You're fucking legend.
I'm going to the police.
No, I said you're fucking well. Try. You're well.
Otherwise, your numbers going to the police when you were six.
It's quite nice to come onto this guy for a minute.
Thank you. And we're back.
I thought you worried mate you're not on camera Chazzo you're not really on camera mate
No, no, trust me mate, it's 2dpr we wouldn't be able to mate, under the Karenitis Act because
of the Karen book we can't show you if you don't want to be on camera mate. We would
I'm not lying to you, Hamad.
Chaz, you look really good in hats.
Chaz are unbelievable today.
Chaz, I don't even know you, bullshit.
That's my TikTok live chat.
OK, that's interesting.
Chaz, you bite your cheek.
That's just my bone and jaw like.
Hey, Ben, say you're over the five months
and mate, you've got on the bike.
Chaz, you look good in that hat.
All right, I'll chill out and hug you.
Oh my god.
Chaz, you're looking dashing.
One time, Chaz, on that thing there.
Chaz is fit.
Well, he's gazed.
He's pronounced T's and he's in Samsung.
Chaz, you look so cute.
Chaz, you look really good in that hat.
Chaz, you're frame mocking.
Interesting.
Chaz, you look real good in caps, Chaz, I think.
Do you look fit?
Cheers, Katelyn.
Do you just fit? Thank you.
Cutie pie.
Chaz is very strong.
Chas, I want to borrow you from Welsh Jones.
Welsh Jones.
If you gifted.
Chas, are you a low key laner?
This is what I know when clocks, bro.
Yeah.
Don't you think that's what I thought?
I know when clocks are good.
It's mental, isn't it?
I just thought there's no one.
It's clocking it.
Exactly, like I'm...
It's pissing me off.
Where's my Q-Ed in something, Tom?
You know when it goes like, I don't know.
No, that's DPI.
You know you know where you're going to get made.
Ah, that would really annoy me if I got made.
Forget Chazza, Ginger's heart, thanks for having me mate.
Chazza, gorgeous Chacha.
Oh, hang on a minute.
There's English as a message mate.
Seeing a TikTok of you flexing them lumps on your arms mate.
Hope you get them checked out at doctors soon.
Chazza, you're so well Chacha.
Cheers, best.
I don't even look that much.
Grow the fuck up.
It's so embarrassing.
Oh, he's typing.
All jokes aside, you look classmate.
Hey, stop it.
Nah, he's a fucking good lad.
We're actually live on stream mate.
And what I'd like to say is thank you so so much
because that means the world.
And the chat I've loved that you've said, that's thank you, Bez mate.
Hi Bez.
Did I get him?
Yeah, I think you might have got him.
You might have just got him, yeah.
How long till we're...
Oh my god, Sam.
Thank you, sorry.
Thank you for the 10 gifted Sam.
You're looking absolutely delightful tonight.
Sam, I'm looking love you.
Sam, I'm looking.
Sam, you're the best.
You're the best. And Sam, you carry Chasmus all that time, two years ago, you're the fucking good.
Fuck off, he went one of the ones who faked the fanatics, wasn't he?
Oh, Sam, be honorable for that.
Oh, horrible, horrible, man.
Forced him to do that. That's bad.
Brilliant.
As I was saying, what's the... How long till we're just showers, you, right?
Oh, that's not good.
Sweet of him.
I've only said ten. Is that you though?
It's from Sam.
Oh, God, yes!
He's had your favour posted.
Go on, you mad bastard. Sam's a fuck.
He's an absolute goat mate.
He is.
Thank you for the ten, Sam. You're an absolute goat mate.
Thank you.
You know the OG Chasmus?
Yeah.
So for the 2,000 subs it needs to get the buzz cut.
He did 950.
Really?
Did you get the buzz cut?
Yeah.
You're going to knock a chicken book?
Yeah.
Sam, you're an absolute goat mate.
Thank you so much for that.
What are you doing?
Chasaraj big muscles, I don't know.
Okay, don't tell me there's a lie.
So, this is what I mean, but yesterday I came in, I'm like,
ginger looking swell, you look great, you look fantastic.
And then to me, you just go, you look like a fucking Mardas.
I didn't say that.
You basically implied it, though.
No, no, but this is the thing.
You know I'm joking, because I think you look amazing.
Ah, Smogan.
Honestly, I think you look absolutely fantastic.
I know.
What we're seeing actually is a bit more of the Essex bike mounting chance at the minute.
What does that mean?
Yeah, come on.
Oh, like, um, pretty boy.
Yeah, that sort of Essex vibe.
Yeah, like pretty boy, um, get some of the girl, um, go sugar-hop.
What's happening to you, mate?
Oh dear.
By the way, that's like the biggest niche in the world.
What's happening to you?
Yeah, one of the best six actions there's that.
NYKGF is in the chat, is that Katie?
Yeah, that's Katie.
Go on, Prof Dogg, what a five! Go on, Prof Dogg!
Prof Dogg, go again.
Oh, it's because I said I'd get all the gal.
Sorry, sorry.
Okay, I'm only joking.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
Yep.
Checked by Katie.
Why did Katie's message get deleted?
That is weird.
Ah, because I'm not, I just probably got rid of the phone.
You can't look, because she was a mug.
Oh, fuck.
It wouldn't have been me, are you?
I had to do that.
Oh, Katie nearly ended bad.
So...
Someone called the police on me.
Yeah.
Katie, you dating a bad boy?
Dating a bad boy.
Someone said I was wielding a weapon outside Trafford.
Who wasn't, don't worry, I'm at.
It weren't a weapon.
It was just my toaster.
Just his toaster, that's all, mate.
John Lewis.
It's probably Johnny Calder.
Get a bit like them
Chas are you at the end case show what's that? Yeah, milk in this car show on Saturday. I am there. Yes
I'm a pilot mate. Yes. Yeah
You go see it and you don't have to do all that.
You can check it out.
You don't have to go to the bar or something.
I can't get it off.
We can get it off.
Dude, you can't get it off.
Dude, you can't get it off.
You can't focus on the jetties, my bodies.
You can't stop them circulating.
Is that my body stopping circulating?
How did I get that on?
I'm such a fucking beast.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Oh.
No, actually, no!
Ow!
Ha ha ha! Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
No!
Ow!
I can't!
Ow!
No!
Oh no!
No!
No, please!
You're not getting the work.
I'm sorry about the jacket.
I actually can't get it off.
No, sport man's life I can't get it off.
You go out the court.
You go out the court.
Jake.
It's fucking stuck.
It's actually stuck.
Mad.
Is that how it is? I was in the house.
We can't get this off.
Jake, you won't be able to get it off.
Jake, come on.
Do you think you can see everything?
Oh!
Oh!
Stop!
I'm a rapist!
He's ripping it off!
Please!
Oh my god!
Oh!
No!
Stop!
Oh!
Man, it's good to cut your fucking circulation, do you touch?
Oh my god, oh my god.
I can't get it! I can't get it!
Get it off!
Stop! Stop!
I love you two guys, it's actually so sore.
When I was getting up my ass, my ass was smaller than I was yesterday, so I was going to be so, so powerful.
Fuck!
Why did we buy a fucking tree?
Okay, I'm gonna keep my hand on.
Oh, no!
Hold it! Hold it!
Fuck!
Stop it, you fuck!
I'm not a pro, please!
I'll do it!
What the fuck do you put this on?
Actually, no. I'm coming to bed.
Hey, come on.
I'll be right back.
fuck it's better
the upside down offer fucks sake
are the upside down
ah fuck
so what were they putting me?
like that?
I'm bling what's going on.
Is it right?
That's better, right?
That's the same way.
Who was fucking that?
That's the right way, you bastard.
You're fucking lying, though.
Flop it.
Corey, is this the right way on?
I mean, nuts can break, pal.
Switch on, it's been off.
So it's your unjust?
Yeah, it's coming there.
Or Jackie unjust?
It's coming to me.
Can you read it?
you
you
You can probably tie it around, do you think I can sell the tape?
Celtic?
I wear Celtic but...
Ah yes it is.
What do you do, Suthers?
That's playing tonight, I guess. What do you mean that's playing?
What the fuck is going on here?
Yeah.
That's going to be a woman's day.
Okay, I'm very good.
Very good.
Oh, sorry, I've been following fire.
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go.
That's my woman's.
Okay.
So, what part of this is celebrating International Women's Day?
Oh, they're really fucking serious.
Because when I think of a woman, I think of a really strong individual woman.
Also, not a pink fairy. I have the stereotypes making them out to be.
So, can you explain to me why you're...
This is nothing to do with...
So, pink fairies can't be strong and powerful.
Sign on, James.
Well, you can't even tie your own tooth in.
I just cut it off because it was fucking strangling.
I tried pulling it up here, I couldn't get it on my ass.
Track him from the top and get all me takes.
So that's a rip, you know.
We got a deal right here, and then he's
on a loose and circulation day, so that's
the high corner off.
I'm not surprised.
Do we vodka chat?
Elvoga, elvoga.
Have you ended three?
No, brother.
The ingest.
The ingest lives.
So basically what we did there is we went to eat.
We went home.
We got stuff for a woman.
We got sweets.
What stuff did you buy, sir Williams?
We got sweets and chocolate.
We met a lovely woman.
Would you like a few males?
Would you like a chocolate for international women?
I'm sure you did with your chocolate.
So I had a chocolate man and then you just said it.
This is the chocolate size I did this year.
Happy International Women's Day.
Get away from me now, don't even go on.
Yeah, that only happens twice though.
Yeah, that only happens twice.
Okay.
No, lactose intolerant.
No, first company.
You know what, I was lactose intolerant,
talking about fucking fixed.
Happy International Women's Day, my queen.
Wow, that's a nice smile on me bright in there, Dave.
Yeah.
I was like, oh, we should have done it in the costumes.
Oh, shit, yeah.
I don't find it would have stopped like a sickness.
So you didn't do it in the costume season.
We got your present.
Yeah, all of it did, yeah.
There you go, Jake. You have nothing to do with this.
Where's she at?
Both beats me nine times.
I forgot where we had time for two seconds.
You see the sheet?
Well, that's a little more easy.
Well, that's what he said.
Well, that's what he said.
Well, that's what he said.
What is it?
What?
I've got another point.
I could give myself 50 subs in a bit.
I'm not going to.
We had a good day today. I mean, we've had a splendid day today. We've got lots of things
done at Trafford Centre. Might have to get a lot of shopping done there. That was good.
And then we almost got arrested because Chaz was carrying a knife. What else was there?
We got followed and then obviously we learned about the GDPR system and the Karenites Act
which obviously was approximately in, I think the Karenites Act I think was the 8th of March
2026 approximately 445 maybe 448 something like that.
Yeah, for J.K.
Chai if you don't know what the GDPR is, it's an act that someone has absolutely made
to fuck up just so we couldn't livestream that's where it cost come so yeah and
the woman was called Karen close my eyes me
happy international women's day
I'll beat every woman period and feelings.
We hit cramps!
So, let's tell them why we won't spoil cakes or stuff.
This one's for period cramps.
This one's for the menopause.
This one is for...
I didn't say one that you just said was for period cramps.
That's not.
This one's the menopause.
This is period cramps.
This is Enduro tomatoes, which calls us really bad period pains.
This is for the lintel face?
This is bad men.
Well, could we have bad women on that as well?
There's no one who's not bad women.
Look, he's his SD potato.
The sparkly shine.
I'm a good doodle! Your pick is my noodle.
Where did you go for this class?
It was really bad.
If you see some body clips on page just note out your new context first.
Yes, no sort of clips I'm talking about.
We were just in class and we were just really, really mad.
A lot of people came up for photos, nice to say they were...
Clare customers.
Clare customers, right?
Yeah, I understood that.
I put this on context, we looked like...
I don't know, it's a bit dodgy.
Yeah, I had Corey drop the kid.
Oh my God, I believe the kid, yeah.
Everyone thought it was me.
Yeah, because I haven't stood by the speakers.
So he's camera manning yet and he's just gone fucky bum-bum, he's not, he's just
clear on like a fucking sleight of morn, and I was just, that was like what I did, I helped,
they're helping up, what I did it.
You hit the bump thing, uh, what's that bump thing?
That's your knife.
That's your knife.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's it for fun.
And how else are you gonna celebrate today?
So we're gonna put, so obviously with you, yeah, right, you're live, that's
15, 20, 30,000 people watching live.
Yeah.
18,000 people watching live.
18,000 people watching live.
Right.
and then when they clip, well that's millions.
So we're gonna put one billion behind you
to save symbolising Saturday night.
We are.
What's the honour of celebrating Saturday night?
We fucking are.
And if you fucking disagree with your career,
we're doing the help, I'll fucking make sure of it.
I'll post everywhere you're against women,
you're not a feminist and you won't fucking give up.
Yeah, and then,
you've got no choice, you're picking a fucking balloon.
Yeah.
I'm gonna have them in my room, in his room,
in all the boys' room,
in all the main filming locations, and then.
Oh, right on the chat, I was part of that.
Fuck, woman is that right?
right over here to say that because you can ever actually fuck a woman. Yeah fucking
bank virgin. Sorry. What if he's gay? What the fuck is going on here? Hello, that's
exactly the point. International Women's Day. International Women's Day. Can I just
say something? It's actually an international woman history month. So this will be going
on for a full month. What? It's in a month, is it? A month has to be a month. I'll
get an international women's day back and I'm still concerned about what's the
We've got a weather channel.
Not for a month, we've got a month in New York.
You're not really cute, anyway, I'll be back in about 45 minutes.
No worries, mate, bye. Are you staying live?
Yeah, yeah. I'm just switching ingests.
Okay, so what are you ingests staying on?
I'll be watching, so I'll just switch it.
Oh, okay.
So basically what I'll do is...
Hang on, give me something to do.
What will we do with that?
What's that there?
That's actually...
I had a word for it. Is that a corruption thing you dropped in there?
I mean I'm not in my kitchen, I'm not in my living room as a camper.
Yeah, I'm actually going to turn the camera off.
Yeah.
What's that about?
I'm doing this.
Alpha 3 anyway.
Not that one, but I'm in your stream.
Oh shit yeah.
Yeah, it's a bit awkward.
Everyone in the chat is streamed, share the love, don't be watching because why are you
jumping over to the floor?
I'm not a fan of that.
I don't know if I'm going to do anything about it.
I'd end up fighting for five hours and then go back live on some bad person.
I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't do that.
That's just what we're going to do.
All right, you just get on to tabby's.
Come on, let's see.
Everyone's abby and bina, unless you're already in my chat.
Unless you're in his chat.
Thank you.
They're not here, so no one can do that.
Should we take this off now?
Yeah, if you don't mind, why don't you say...
Don't tag Jake Eat or Tavon.
Is your one lifeline...
Is your baby gonna be a girl?
Pardon?
Is your baby gonna be a girl?
I'm not a baby.
I'm gonna be a daddy!
I think someone's lying.
I'm gonna call Morgan.
Oh, oh.
It's a multi-sexual name.
It's a unisex name.
It's a unisex name.
Unisex name.
So...
Well, it's Taze, he's in Samsung.
What's he?
Yeah, you know, basically, we're on the right traffic
and that because we went to Costco with Tatey's
and Evo Gekirin was on where Tatey's ice cake
when he was in Samson's.
He loves Samson's.
He loves Samson's.
He does love Samson's.
He absolutely loves Samson's.
Do you want our potato?
Some of you, say some.
He's a murder for Tatey.
Yeah, he's an interesting one.
Oh, he's getting from Clash as well.
Yeah, it's all from Clash.
Ooh, I got to get some.
Jess, how are you going to get a couple of that shit?
Did you get any jelly caps?
No, I was going to get home for our girlfriends.
But mine doesn't 16, so I can't remember.
Your girlfriends not 16?
They still like that shit, though.
Well, mine doesn't even.
What the fuck is going on in this room right now?
I must have had a situation with the fuck you talked about.
Your girlfriend's not even 16, and you're still like that.
No, she's not 16.
She's older than 16.
Our girlfriends actually say, maybe, you're five years
older than me.
Mine's 16 and 3 quarter.
What do you want to say?
She's actually a pre-coordinated.
No, she's not.
I've run Dr. 17.
She's actually 20.
Yeah.
Right.
And you're five years older than me.
I'm a fucking 25 and 23.
That's true.
No.
Ooh.
Alright.
I don't agree with that kind of people.
You don't?
Yeah, but it's like...
It's true.
Like, do you care?
Yeah, well, you can believe it.
You're me.
Can I put it in, Jude?
What did you do?
I was in.
What bed did you sleep on, then, or there?
Oh, bro, you're dragging the shit.
Well, by the way, I just want to be clear.
What, Perth, did you sleep on that line?
Right there.
J.K. Perth.
So how am I going to call the pervert when he's here?
Right, you should say it.
It sounds amazing, mate.
Yeah, but don't fucking talk on me, the pervert.
I'm going to call the pervert.
You just need to call the pervert, Sam,
because we've got things to unfold.
Anyway, as I was saying, Sam's on me.
Right, I'm going to Sam's on me.
You're on me!
application
That was a plan to rest on my turn because it's April's balls coming we still have four nine
eight buzz balls on a Sunday
I'm not trying to know yet where we are on the blue ones you shouldn't worry about I might do a stream
Now I play for nine every time I familiarize
your day
But cannot do that like squads
Well, I mean we could I think I'm probably more organizing
Can we please do that, we fucking haven't we?
Every time I drink shield, that's how it was like.
Yeah, you can blow it up.
I don't know, that'll be a very short, so that I have a story about it.
Yeah mate, you'll die, you might have a story about it.
Do you think I just fucking smashed off the desk?
Yeah, you smashed off the desk and just fucking totally out of it.
Mate.
Oh, fuck!
Excuse me, thank you.
Good job, sir.
Yeah, and I'll lend it.
I'm billed a bit like Mr Potato.
I'll leave you to it.
We've got your time forms, period parts, everyone balloon, one.
So by celebrating International Women's Day, can I tell you how you've come across?
Yeah.
I feel as though you've come across very confused, but your idea of a woman, okay, by what you
addressed as, by the way, you're coming across is very, this has nothing to do with the national
women's day.
This is just...
You just stood there and told me, I'll do it.
I'm just expressing myself.
I'm expressing myself in football.
Right.
And then, you've actually purchased tampons and pants.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's free because we don't know for a mission application
I think you have to pay for it. I just
Also, just learn to say that's we just bought some packs and now I'm just gonna we've watched so many
Well, I need a piece of stuff that by a toilet
And I was getting the house you pay for it to be built that we can pick them real is if you rail
So you can piss outside
Well, yeah, I'm a shit it outside. Yes
Honestly make a carry back one like through one and up one like through the other
Once you finish it in me in the bag already say it up. He's bugged all the free
We don't have we don't have take we just shake it. Yeah, you just take the sausage. I've heard as well in girls
I've a nature we they shake it off. I've also a degree in front of these three holes
Not on Calcutrape, not those two holes, the other ones are Muff, the big rails before it's a Muff.
Do you spot the collar? The clitoris, the corris, it's Muff, mate.
The unicorn's not real. I think I've seen the clitoris.
No, no, it's like, like, you've seen it, you definitely haven't.
No, I think I've seen the clitoris.
People don't see the collar, but they haven't.
I've seen the clitoris before, bro. I've seen the clitoris.
It's clitoris. I've seen the clitoris before.
Have you ever seen a change of what's-it-book?
It collects us.
That one?
If it does?
Yeah, you've seen it.
I've seen it.
What's it all like?
What's coordinates?
It's different all the way.
Really?
Yeah.
what so sometimes it's at the top and sometimes it's on the left sometimes on
the right left some sort of left but it's on the right and it was mandembelli
clutch for like both foot of bubble clap he's ready every to clear us he's all
just one woman that actually feel very uncomfortable by this conversation and
how does that make you feel that you're making when you feel uncomfortable
So the stream off.
Wow, exactly what it is.
Don't you want to explore it?
You're exploring it.
What does St. Colombo of La Fossa say?
We're trying to discover America.
I'd actually like to apologise that I'm showing this in.
Yes, I'm going to go back to my room now.
Any women watching my stream, I'd like to apologise for this for the last five minutes.
I think they're absolutely disgusting.
I think what they've done today is outright wrong.
They've manipulated the international women's day to try and make money from it.
And what it actually should be is a day to be celebrated.
I would like to sincerely apologise and I think we'll have a chat on our own in my room. Thank you, Chuck.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
So, here we are, we're back, hello ladies and gentlemen.
Fuck it out, what a day, what a day we had so far.
Fuck it out, what a day. What a day we had so far.
Fuck me man, he's coming. He fucking better not be.
Oh for fuck's sake.
He must be planning to do a little repair at the car.
Where the fuck are you going for, you fucking whine girl?
Ed, I am you Ed. I'll sign the phone up.
Ed.
What is? The balloons.
You have really let me down today.
Can you actually be serious though? Because why the fuck have we let you down during the
first woman? You've not done anything for women. You've done it for yourself and that's
Wait, you tell me now, the fact that you've been gandastrued yourself in passing because
we're the high grade, do you think we choose to dress like this?
Yeah, because you actually said it had nothing to do with yourself.
It doesn't.
So why is that?
You said I'm expressing myself.
And what's that got to do with the pipeline?
Don't look at the clothes, don't look at the tire, that means nothing.
The fact that we're looking today to spread the word of gospel, on the rise of women's
day.
So why did you go to class?
We went out giving chocolates to everyone, going happy international women's day.
I mean it, old lady, shut my old mouth.
So what's this got to do with the plan?
He'd give JD workers some charity.
All the woman workers?
She left out the men?
Yeah, he did, yeah.
He's not men enough.
That's not me, bro.
It's happening.
It's men's day every day and it shouldn't be.
Oh, is it now?
Why is it men's day every day?
He's gone himself.
What's that meant to be?
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's men's day every day.
Why is that?
Sorry, Jake.
Can you explain that?
You have to say it when you go.
That is mental. Wow it's men's day every day. That's not what I meant to say.
Well that's what you did say. Wings deserve more love. And that's what I'm doing right now.
Oh it's...
But your wings snapped because you're ticked.
My wings snapped for the month.
Turn around Jake.
Fairy down! Fairy down! Mayday! Mayday!
I'm sorry Jake.
Yes. The chat's up on your gentleman key here.
Is that real?
Anyway, let's go and steal them.
I'm not wearing you for nothing, I'm sorry.
You'll get that.
You don't need wings to fly.
You need to fly to have wings.
See, you shouldn't say that there's someone
who's like a public figure,
could just some child try to jump out the window now,
do you mean?
I don't think that's a good idea.
So what the fuck is that going to do?
You just say you've got a fly for you,
you can have wings, so don't try to jump out the window to fly.
A red ball concrete?
There's nothing to drink red ball.
Allegedly.
That's a flyer.
My armpits though.
I think the teachers were really strict
and these were quite tight.
So what is it that made you dress like that today?
I've been being boosted I think.
What the fuck do you want me to say?
It was just felt.
I've never seen you dress like this before.
I haven't.
You I have.
See, I've never... See, he's like the father of Christmas, who is actually the last one.
Is he now?
Yeah, so he... I've never celebrated before, so he's just been walking me through everything.
So I've just copied everything that he's done today.
So I actually said that, he's sat at the close of... It's actually almost there now in the house.
Who's there?
So I've been helping.
Oh, OK.
Well, can't argue with that.
Right, so were you afraid of the locals?
You invited yourselves in here?
No, you pot me balloon.
Yeah.
I've got 60.000 blubbers.
So, you're 60.000 for that balloon?
They would have cost you £4.50.
So, I'm a good-a-luck.
Well, can I apologise?
I didn't even answer it. I didn't mean to.
I didn't, honestly, I didn't mean to.
You grabbed it and went and got it in the cross-legged.
Yeah, but I don't even report.
What's the answer, you rocket?
Red Bull 6H.
I'm with dad G that's QC.
Oh man what is that?
I don't think you're in it.
I'm with dad G that's QC.
I'm with dad G that's QC.
I don't think you're in it
I could ask
I just remember that so I said I couldn't do it
Yeah, you said you couldn't do it
Go on daddy's a man, for the five gifted mate
Go on the boy, thank you mate
I said I'm sorry, I couldn't do it
Yeah I won't do it, it'll be gutted
It'll be gutted
If you just say like, oh, I'm gonna listen to you
Get the fuck out of my room
I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie
Get the fuck out me real. Get the fuck out.
So I'm at 30 sir.
Out!
At 30 sir.
My lady?
I'm good night.
You too sir.
Madame.
Madame.
Madame.
Madame.
Fucking hellfire.
Unreal from me.
Angelo!
Angelo!
Angelo!
Angelo!
Angelo!
Angelo!
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Five and a 10 gift in love. Go on, Angela, you sexy bitch.
Thank you very, very, very, very much.
Love it. I appreciate that, honestly. Thank you.
Right, let me go to, oh, I'm done.
Let me do this and collab. There we go.
Nice.
Hey, thank you very much.
I appreciate that a lot.
And for that, hey, Stan, 229 months as well.
Thank you very much, Stan.
SJR, 24 months to make on the point.
Where's the dartboard?
Well, I'm going to message me probably tomorrow.
Grabella, sorry I missed your fight from before. Thank you very much, love. Thank you.
He needs to. Yeah, right. OK, what do you want me to...
Right, that's for Junty to get.
He wants me to ask people, he can message me, can't he?
Taze, he's out of the cell, sir, and Taze, he's out of the family.
Taze, please.
Taze, been back yet? Oh, not by the way.
Taze, been back yet, chap?
Not lying anymore.
He's not lying anymore.
Ah, he might actually be, he might be missing never or something today, let's have a look.
See what else we've got now, right.
So here we go.
We're actually, oh, there's my camera.
Come on, show me camera.
There we go.
Amy!
Thank you very much, David.
I appreciate it if I thank you very, very much, mate.
Oh, yeah, it's gone to the cinema, isn't it?
Yeah, it's at the cinema.
My bad.
I forgot about that.
Hey, Dan.
I've got a gift, dude, mate.
You can go to the cinema.
There's your money.
Go on, Chasab. Five hundred gifted, mate. I appreciate that, mate. Honestly, thank you
so much. By the way, hey, James, you have a trade for you, mate. Thank you very much,
J.K. Low, Tivita gifted as well mate, I appreciate you.
So Chaz has gone to, oh, it's on on charge.
Chaz has gone to get some sapphire from TFF.
Oh, hang on a minute.
Oh, there you go, sweet.
Emily, five out of two gifted, Emily,
I appreciate that a lot honestly.
Thank you very much, having a lot of your legend.
Thank you.
Go on Aaron, Evan, Tivita 40 months mate, go on.
Zoom the camera out, so this is the thing Jack, I can't.
It's a webcam, that's the best I can do.
That's the best I can do.
I mean, if you're about the shirt, by the way,
to be honest, I could literally just do this.
I can design it, I can actually see it.
Put that there.
You okay?
Right, and then this one will move fast, so it's going to shut.
Can you see the other ones or not?
Go on Dan, further to five gifts you can't go on the floor.
Good shot, thank you very much mate, I appreciate a 5 out of thank you mate.
No you can't move it, you've got to arc out of the handle.
So let's swap this one for that one, put the secondary one there.
That's a lot of visible.
And then for this one, we'll put that angle.
There you go, that's better, innit?
Wait, shall we angle the soccer-aid one?
That's better, innit?
That's better.
That's fucking unbelievable.
Yeah, I'll do that for all of them.
Hey, Shadow, thank you so much, Dan.
Thank you so much, Emily, Grebella.
Thank you so much, honestly.
I appreciate it.
Chaz, I thank you, mate.
It looked, I was about to angle, didn't it?
My other hand.
I can't see you in the light, can I?
Oh, so this looks pink, doesn't it, but it's actually a wrap.
I had my other hand.
It should be light, but it should be turned if you really love it, sir.
I don't think it makes it something better.
I don't fucking make a difference.
And then this one, I think we'll port that one.
Is that my first year in Qatar?
No, that's my second one.
Hang on to that one there.
Oh my God!
Katelyn! Go on Katelyn, 5 out of 5 love, I appreciate that a lot.
Shadow, 5 out of 5 as well. Go on you sexy fuckers, hey Katelyn, thank you so much for
5, Shadow, 5 out of 5 as well man. Thank you so much, I appreciate it man, thank you,
thank you. Honestly, thank you so much everyone, I don't know about that there.
That's not bad at all, I don't mind that. Go on the Queen, you okay, you
Hey, it's funky. Do you have a five months mate?
Hi, Jyn. Hey, thank you very much for your bit.
Hey, come there. And the final seven months,
have you got your monthly sub offer on this month?
Oh, no, I need to, I need to get that.
Joshua, thank you very much.
I appreciate that, Joshua.
Becker Smith!
Becker Smith, Becker Smith, Becker Smith!
Five out of five gift, then go on, Becker Smith.
Thank you, love.
Jams, two out of 14, man, I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Are you selling?
No, I'm not.
Can you not pull the shelves?
No, I can't move the shelves, they're nailed in.
And they're also connected.
If I pull them, the lights might go off,
because it might snap the lights or something like that.
So it's probably not worth risking.
I'm trying to think here, is it worth
really putting the back ones in these?
Because then the morph is important to get there.
I'd reckon it's all right like that.
That does look pretty fucking cool though.
What other shirt should I do?
Should I bring an actual cool United one?
I'm watching you on a Samsung TV and there you go, you're the fucking living the high
life mate. You're fucking, you're probably fucking best quality you ever seen. What the
Fucking hell with that he didn't.
I've done it, I wanna, I've fucking done it.
Ah!
I'm out.
No, Allah.
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That's unbelievable.
Unbelievable that's fucking unreal, you know, that's probably like AI in it, but that's actually cold as fuck
That is unreal
Wow
What what I reckon we could add in it like these also can go
Like but that is just fucking unbelievable
But the Red Bull fridge and
Red Bull fridge, TMT, that's good.
Darts, you can also add darts in.
The wardrobe is different, no, so what that actually is, is behind these frames, they were
like a little arm, and then that's why it's pointed towards it, but that's easily doable,
that's easily doable.
I
So far under the a I so from the raid good, but I mean pointless in a weird way
Put trophies. Yeah, I could put trophies. Yeah trophy here trophy here trophies
Lightning McQueen bear break. Yeah, I think we make these like shelves a little bit in it
Something like that make your bed. What I want to ask is I want to get a bed for spike and then have a spike cam
So he's just constantly on screen. I think that'd be quite funny
Do you get it? I think that'd be quite good.
Oh shit.
That'd be sick that I know that's bike tan.
And also, I'm back on my old stream deck, so I've actually got...
Ginger Ninja, favorite of brrrrriiiiver!
Abbey, favorite of brrrriiiiver!
Zack, favorite of nine months mate!
We're back on that baby, if you remember that from the olden days, if you remember it.
Then we've also got this...
Lins! 5 out of 10 gifted!
Go on Lins you mad cow, thank you very much, I appreciate that a lot honestly, thank you.
Convince, how can I convince my mum to like, er, you have a house pie, I won't fucking have them.
Fuck that. Hey Lins, 5 out of 10 gifted, I appreciate that a lot honestly, thank you Lins.
Leezy, 5 out of 7 months, I appreciate that.
So, so cows, 5 out of 500 biddies, show me your biddies, thank you very much mate.
Thank you for the 500 bits, bro.
Ladies, you're the prior mate, James, you're the gifted,
she's the 40 mate, Lynn's 510 again, man.
I appreciate that.
Pay, you're the 25 months.
What have you also got here?
Round of applause? Thank you.
Thank you, thank you very much.
I'm curious to what we've got here, nice, then we've got
This one's called TTV Prime.
Not too bad.
That's usable.
I just let me fucking ban him.
No one gives a fuck about the highlights.
No one is ever going to be asked.
Please shut up.
I need to log in on Twitch, brilliant.
I've got an account, I'm gone.
I'm in Capitals.
Brilliant.
Just getting a code chat, I can actually time people out on Bannum.
Well, some of some were fucking were very weird things going on before I say that some people hanging out
I was sat in the car very weird
Jinj who did you bond with the most on I'm a slap?
Great question. I love that. So actually
Ruby wax and Lisa probably say I just show her to be fair was unreal
Chart is Jinj moving for good. I was gonna return to his own house. I'll be back and forth
I'll be back and forth. I'll be here most of time. No, not taking see because the plan and some I'm not we're not fucking stupid
Um, we're gonna say we'll be back in four for example fried
I mean most nights I'm gonna try and stream from here because obviously it's above house
But obviously at the minute, I'm really struggling obviously well once sleeping it
because my beds piss wet through still and
There's what it is then also
Sleeping it will be chaos anyway because everyone streams and but also I don't mind driving home
It's not it's it could be worse. Do you I mean?
So I don't really care too much. Then what else is there?
I mean more than anything. There's a lot of stuff that still needs fixing. I mean for instance chapter 4, right?
I put on an ethernet cable into the back of my
PlayStation right I tripped the whole Wi-Fi for the whole house
So do you know before when Jakey and Beano and Tazie all stream all crashed?
Just bang that was because I put me ethernet cable into the back of the store into the back of the PlayStation
How stupid's that?
Like shit like that he's looking at really really really quickly
But we're very fortunate that we got the backpack because we're able to use that
At the minute anyway
Would you stream at your old yeah, I will do yeah, I'm so nice
Get new smart to get you all that'd be great idea to be fair Chris. Yeah, Pete's and is it that?
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Ratification and erasure. We ain't even in the EU. That's also a great point in simple
terms. Governes how the personal data of individuals in the EU may be processed and transferred
in which we were not doing that.
Yeah, let's hang on.
Sweet.
Is live streaming classed as GDPR?
Yes, live streaming classes involves
processing personal data, images, voices, names
and must comply with GDPR as confirmed.
Schools are legally responsible, okay?
Security extremes must be secured.
So you could argue little bits of it are correct,
but no one in Costco is gonna give a fuck
and we're also not in the EU.
Now, this is the best bit.
There is no specific public blanket
There is no specific public blanket policy, officially banning live streaming, filming
inside Costco. And that is why, by the way, I was going to say, Karenite's Act. The Karenite's
act. There you go. Jane appeared, yeah, filming the employees in which we wouldn't have done.
Also, he's not banned. It literally said, live streaming is not banned. Also, not in the EU.
So, but yeah, there you go. It is one of these. We move on. We wouldn't have been able
to be in there for long anyway. The football pitch in the garden. Check what we reckon
we could do in the garden. What are some of the things you want to get in the
I've got my notepad here.
Um, garden, I'm gonna do...
Yeah, chat.
Garden ideas.
Where do I go?
Alright, how do I...
What the fuck is this?
Garden ideas, there we go.
So you want 11...
11 aside goal, easily doable. 18 hole golf course, 18 hole cold, hole golf course. A
A boxing ring, boxing ring, gladiators, CMO, wrestling, Zord, balls, slip and slide,
I don't know what that is, what else is there, people just being stupid, Rat Connect 4 bro
from what? Swimming pool with, no, oh, okay, I, yeah,
my bad, my bad, my bad. Swimming pool.
Ooh, I don't know if it's big enough for a 60-side pitch,
I really don't think it is. Brass is cold, that's cold,
yeah, oh, yeah. Basketball, oh, can't type.
Oh, nice, I see a chat. Basketball net.
Yeah, but you don't play basketball on grass. Yeah, mini tennis, mini tennis, anything else?
course barbecue area we've got a barbecue to be fair I can't lie we've got a
barbecue we just didn't use it we're meant to use it on the first night but
we the person who was meant to use it didn't order the stuff what name names
pizza oven it was a great respect that's going to go for five minutes while
I'll wait for them pizzas and the cups and then it'll be shit.
When you keep saying panel, can you please stop?
What?
Outdoor cinema?
Something I can think about, I don't know if I've done work.
Mini-Bat?
Both balls have arrived.
This, and people are trying to tell me he's not gonna problem.
He's definitely definitely got a problem
Trampoline, I've already got a zip line, oooh I don't know if we need to be able to zip
line, you can look into it, oh yeah, that would be good.
Seven sign I've got badminton, a man cave.
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What could you do?
you do? Food? What else, chat? An activity, yeah, that's, oh yeah, activator. Music, obviously.
Anything else? I think to be fair, for a stream, I think that'd be all right. You've got drinks
when people arrive. Oh, and a theme. So you've got theme, music, obviously, activity for
everyone to take part in. Food, you've got a cookie self, entertainment in terms of,
I mean, special guests and entertainment, that's kind of like saying thing in it. For
example, if you could have a magician that would be entertainment and special guests.
and then obviously drinks her as well drinks her food.
Talent show.
The easiest record to break would be Harry's for the five gifted. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Sorry. Thank you very much. I appreciate a five, mate. Thank you, bro. Thank you, man. Thank you, brother.
I don't think that should be good to me.
last leave the garden
there's a lot of fun in that look it could be very fucking boring
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That I'd be unreal you aren't late
I'm a tapioca actually stream today fucking buzzing
Fix the YouTube all stars
Thank you one minute
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Patience test you fucking test my patience HMRC you can't be irony of that name
What about I can major something you can't amazing the garden
This is the ideas for for the room by the way that photo is generally unbelievable. Where is it? I've gone now that photo on tiktok is actually unbelievable by the way, what the fuck?
I'm so happy with this one about Sam's lungs, that tampon, let me have it.
So I'm not getting the same thing with me, I've got a wonderful mouth of blood.
Just use the fucking penis.
Right.
I saw it.
So you've seen it.
And you've had a worth by the beat.
Watching them two.
And you've had a worth by the tampon and a fucking tap.
Well, that actually makes me feel quite uncomfortable if I was a woman, I reckon.
Right.
What if they are actually fucking realists?
Well said Mason, fucking love it.
Love Samsung.
You sure?
Did you sit like on the top?
No, no, no.
Put your arm on the, like,
Oh, I've got a minute.
I've got my cheeks around right now.
Yeah, they're just wasting a tampon.
You wanna put your cheeks on there?
So how's that?
How's it?
How's that helping them?
You have to put your cheeks on there.
That's interesting.
I can't see you.
Wait, okay.
You shut down the camera.
No, I'll keep you high. I'll keep you there.
You can't see me, bro.
What's up, yeah?
Go on.
I'm a bit of a faggot.
Lean forward.
Don't open the marketing app because we want to put it in the marketing app.
What's up, man?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, it's going to interrupt, but I couldn't help but know it's on International Women's Day, you're wasting tampons.
I don't know if she's using that one. Really? Yeah, is that the card you're playing for that one?
Where is it now? Check it.
JARIC!
There you go. So I just put it back in here and I'll give it to you more.
Don't give them more. Give them as much as I want, that's my responsibility then.
Right, give it to the guy.
I'll just show it back then.
We'll use it.
Three, two, one.
That's gone.
You make me sick.
Oh, would you just cut this shit?
You know what you are? I'm a sardinastic piece of shit.
I'm a sardinistic. I've come here to stop you wasting at women's products.
Give her a raise for free for international women,
women's day and all that, you sat there in your posh house with your posh taps giving
it the fucking big one, all looking at me, all this and all that shit with your shit
bats over your pebbles all around there and you just sat there fucking wasting them all.
You jizzing, you fucking tap. How does that even work? What the fuck is that to tap?
It's the only thing you need Samsung. Who's not only the best guy in the world?
That's not Sam's fault.
Oh, that's not fucking Pipe Boracan, fuck off.
You know how he grew up, you fucking bellion?
He's seven years old, he's fucking strong.
Who did the khaki's number?
It's private number.
That's not even my Sam's fault.
That's not even my Sam's fault.
All the ones we gave him, it's not back in mine.
So it's the one Harvey gave me.
Right, so.
Man, how's he doing?
I'm gonna get to try it.
I've got a try it and then you interrupt.
I
Rub it
Leave
This is the best segment so far
I'm sorry this is really really cool
I'm going to keep the camera high
What the fuck
So do I cough?
Alright, leave forward, cough and just lay down
Alright
He's laying, put my hand
Put my hand
I don't know what you're doing
I'm going to shock it, start
What the fuck is going on?
I can't even find it yet
So hold my hand
I can't put the camera deal over there
So hold my hand
I can't even get it off my screen
Hold my hand
Sir, sir, sir.
Right, you ready?
Right, Jake, you ready?
I'm going to start down and...
OHHHH! OHHHH! OHHHH!
3, 2, 1!
OHHHH! OHHHH! OHHHH!
3, 2, 1!
OHHHH! OHHHH! OHHHH!
3, 2, 1!
OHHHH! OHHHH!
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!
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Save the totals.
Why buy a lot of plastic?
Why buy a lot of plastic?
Everything I do, I'm getting hit on. I'm just trying to help women.
And how have you helped women today?
Give them sweets, give them other vessel's features.
What benefits this week's to?
I should give a push mine with it.
And you can't ignore the app because it's all on me.
My cheese and all that.
I actually can't believe you actually did it.
I was straight the one.
You used it, I was straight the one.
The arsehole ship. Oh, but they may.
It's fine.
No, no, it's not the arsehole show, not wrong with it.
It's the fact that you got your arseholes on the stream.
Did they see it?
Emotion.
We need to be a half a foot.
We can't be.
You're always in the AR, right?
I've just left 5,000 people to tell me, I did.
How much of it?
Like, all of it.
Right, you stood still and then obviously you just started marching
across the bathroom with your arseholes.
With mirrors everywhere.
You was at a good angle where you couldn't see it.
My bed 4K mirror.
A thousand mirror, so...
How many times have I been in the house?
Could be a year and a half. Could be a year and a half.
I mean how many times is the sink going to get remained until I've said it for a month?
When is there a national moment today?
He's decided to make a very little joke.
What's my girlfriend?
He'd rather hope for your own safety she's not watching this show.
Well what about next year?
I want to make a job of it.
But how would you do that?
You don't want to know.
There's no thing about me Mr. Mollin about Russell.
I want to accept that son of me.
You don't want to know about it.
You hear that buddy?
Yeah I hear that.
Well I'll be clear.
So what you're going to do is write it down.
You're going to change it up Jeff.
I want to know your jikies.
Really?
And you're going to follow us to my by group.
I'm going to just put the chips and you're going to get your ass through my big day.
I'll get the fuck on you and let's go. Now give me a tampon and all the booze and you can stick it up there.
I'll give you the plastic. I'll give you the plastic.
I'll get stuck in there. I'll kill you.
What the fuck up man?
You're making me feel real hard.
Fucks sake.
Yeah, real hard.
You're making me feel comfortable.
Yeah, you're making me feel very alive.
You know who you want it for!
Get up!
Jack, who wants to see his body change his ass?
Yes!
I'm going to give him a ruby.
Honestly, I can't wait for you to just watch him say no.
Go on chat!
This is weird banter, isn't it, Joe?
He's fucking doing it.
Oh, they don't want to do it?
I dunno, I'm gonna...
So I'm gonna politely ask you
to take your coat back,
close the door behind you,
and get the fuck out of your room.
I don't know, I said I didn't ask, man.
No means no, no call.
Don't.
I'm gonna take you.
I don't want to.
Oh my god, such a good advertising.
If you don't want tea, don't get some of the tea.
If they kind of maybe want tea,
don't get them to do not force...
They're not sure if they'll leave it.
They don't want to waste their burry.
Right, can I use the mic?
I'd like to apologise once again.
And I'd actually like to say thank you all for backing me.
Thank you very, very much.
Someone has actually just gone in my chat and put,
Gingy's boring because they want to get my ass washed off his thing live on stream following 39 seconds ago
Perfect. See you in a bit mate
right
Okay
Need to break them. I don't I need to fucking actually crack on and stream
Bring the Carrington flag back. I will do don't you worry? I will definitely bring the Carrington flag back
bro spamming scavenger like I've not literally been in the house for three
days bro genuinely please chill please chill I'm very good thank you mate
so you are as well right it's been any good football highlights on today are
we sure we just crack on and what I actually need to do is going play
stage show name hopefully this works fine all goes smoothly how long
How long do I keep Chaz's been gone now, Chet?
How long do I keep his been gone? Go and fuck him up a minute.
Leeds played. Southampton being full and that's crazy.
Yeah, that's mad.
You okay?
That's in front of a decode token.
A decode token?
So it should be a mock for a picture of it and so forth.
Try to scan a little bit of what you think it would look like.
So then just a picture of it.
And so forth.
Oh, yes.
Is there any step-by-step methods
on how to log in the app?
The app.
Here we go. I'm not as bad as the old film chat. I watched them both play each other two weeks ago.
Alright mate.
You know what I'm just shitting the bidet.
I turned it on right and then you were like blubbing sounds.
They called me off the water was doing one.
Wait, what's that?
Uh, what?
It's shit, it's not that.
Yeah, it's shit.
Ah, shit, can we just go watch it?
Nah, for a fuck's sake.
She's watching you do worse things.
Watch it, Alex.
You've done worse things than shit on stream.
What, just fucking...
Just stream?
Yeah.
Let's go over there, thank you.
Yes please mate, thanks.
Probably like 11 o'clock.
There we go, thanks for that.
Big fight.
Oh, what's it now? See, that's how you got my attention.
Alright, well I'm looking at that now then.
Oh, by the way, did Olivierra ever nearly choke him out or not?
by the way on because if it's not then it is what it is in it but that's what
my bet was off. Where is? Oh there you go. Oh he tried. Fucking fuming. I've just
realized we we actually can't really watch anything on stream at the minute
because the Wi-Fi is that bad chat I'm not even joking my t-shirt I'm not
we'll see we'll see what happens what's going did it end
you see how it's buffering just from just from watching YouTube
I'm sure.
Errr...
Nah, yeah, you're all on table, it's messy isn't it?
Oh, it ended 0-0, okay.
If you turn the unit on,
we can turn the Brighton Sun for you.
Oh, legend.
It is on me.
Okay, we might as well fix that.
So skip to the end
and then go 7-2-1.
It ended 0-0.
It's on ends!
No, no in pens they are hot. Oh, it went on it went to pens. Oh, I'm gone
Okay, no worries chas
Go Larry Smith, she ever gifted mate. Oh, yes, you're okay mate. Yeah, I'll be okay. I'm new stream
Yep
There we go, James, you're the 48 mate, go on the boy, thank you very much mate.
Not muted, I love it when you do this every single time.
But why are they celebrating if they're not, if it's no, no.
Oh, it went to penalties.
Oh, well, I'll watch pence.
Can we maybe watch it in 480p?
Can we be nice enough to watch it in 480p?
Are you wondering about it, Chas?
If you're hungry, I'll order something, I'll get it.
Uh!
This is good, innit?
This is actually fucking unreal.
By the way, I haven't been lagging me six off
after each, I think.
Oh no, I've got me flitting though.
What do you mean though?
Oh yeah, I know, I don't know.
What's Andrew at the two mates?
Okay, if er...
Okay, half eight.
It's been fading, just go on now, just keep switching ingest, I don't mind.
If you want to go on now, just go on now.
It's a little bit of a fake, just a kick in the ear.
Alright.
Alright, sweet noise. Thank you mate.
Sorry.
Erm...
There's one on penalty, so okay.
This fight might have been fucking half decent.
Someone taking a fucking piss here!
Oh my God!
No, don't go 10, 8, 8.
Fuck it, we can't even run it in 1, 4, 4, eh?
That's Celtic!
Fuck it, now!
We love pixels, we love pixels, we love pixels, we love pixels, we love pixels, we love pixels, what do we love?
Pixels.
Go on Twitter.
With a great trust fact, at 8 because I'm on YouTube, it's because of the Wi-Fi's crap.
That's why
2002 this ball and who gives us hope
Oh, that's mad
They range his foot. Oh my god. Come on, balle, balle, balle, balle, balle. I won't
f**k with these. I'm going to f**k. Balle, balle, balle, balle, balle, balle, balle,
balle, balle, balle, balle, balle, balle, balle, balle, balle. F**k that.
I'm like, you know what, it'd have been...
I'm just going to scratch it over.
I try to have the right decision to have
the full allocation of away supporters back.
The response, Celtic celebrating their victory.
The Rangers fans responding by coming on to Ibrots.
They're now making their way off the field.
I don't know what it is mad that I'm going to intense that fucking rivalry.
That is mental. That is actually mental.
Er, what else was I gonna say now?
There's something else I wanted to do. I can't remember what it was, though.
Hmm.
There's something else. Do I mention it or not?
That was it. PS. Right.
My playtask is should burn. Let's have a look.
Oh no, I'm done. This won't.
Well, I can hear it, but I can't see it.
Maybe if I switch this, I can hear it, but I can't see it.
That's the problem that we're getting here at the minute.
It's definitely on. It's definitely on because I'm looking at it.
So that's the main thing.
right then if we go to desktop audio note ps5 deactivate activate wait run tell
it run tell it run tell me there we go perfect right what game well what the
game should I watch I've obviously got rainbow six in stock and I need it
Minecraft, what other games chat from the library should we get? Rocket League's got to be downloaded on there, let's be honest. Rocket League's unreal.
Shall we see how good the Wi-Fi is in downloading Rocket League? Are you ready for this?
Get your estimations in on how long? Estimations on how long do you think it's going to take?
Estimations, please.
So Rocket League, it will take...
There is no fucking way on God's fucking Earth, it's going to take two hours for Rocket League.
Wow.
That's actually not even moving.
So cut let me let me see if I'm on infinite or not. I might still be on Wi-Fi
Where's network?
View connection status
I'm gonna try and go to wired
What I'm testing the Wi-Fi here we go
It's because your PC is taking all chance to over please
No, I know you're right, though.
So here we go.
Connection speed download chat, you read it?
Me download speed, I've got 800 at home.
Let's see what I've got here in the ballhouse.
It isn't working.
It's actually taking that long to load on telling what I've got.
I think that speaks enough that all needs to speak, if I'm honest.
That says enough for me.
17.5 megabytes download.
Let's have a look at upload.
17.5 megabytes per second. And all people will have body counts. And the upload is 11.8.
Let's see if we're wired or not.
Set up internet connection.
Wired LAN.
I'm gonna minute.
Connecting to the internet.
Oh my God.
We're on ethernet now, we're on ethernet.
It's going down.
It's going down.
Here we go, here we go!
Oh fuck.
Oh!
It's alright, it's taking a while, but we'll get there.
It's taking a while, but we'll get there.
Pause it and unpause it.
Oh, nice one, Doc!
Oh my god!
Oh, it's still really bad.
It's going, it's going, it's going, it's going.
Well, that said, 15 hours in, I've just fucking shaped myself.
Well, let's test it again and see what it's on. Test it again.
Oh, my God.
So it was 17.5 and 11.5, weren't it?
Network.
That connection, here we go.
Taylor got back to me yet?
Not yet.
We're getting there. I don't want to watch Bolton Police starts by minute. Thank you.
Oh, by the way, look what I've got, chap.
You're living today? Oh, yes.
We've got a go XLR baby. Wooo!
you
you
you
you
you
Which is a miles bar and the uploads 14.4
But it's better than nothing
still shit compared to my actual hold yeah I understand but it's better than
nothing. Rocket League's got 20 minutes left. Not that I'm playing that I'm just saying.
It's like I've switched address on Uber Eats, I still not loaded.
do you know what I mean? New unique rp trailers out, nice other kind of bit.
Break, break your heart.
Oh, I'll switch.
Eeeeeee, I'm gonna do that.
I love the Chinese gonna take.
Oh my god, hello. Fucking get it, no.
You slag. Wow. 100%
I'll actually hang on. Let me...
Message Chas.
Chas! Come here babe.
Okay, no it's alright. It's alright. Are you going?
Yeah. Right, okay.
Don't we sit then?
Then I'll depend on this and how long it takes.
We're left.
Are you left?
Are you voice? Are you back?
How the fuck could we have left?
I don't know, we're back and my voice is just apparently fucked.
Cold.
Yeah, can you say to the half-eighth just so I can scram my food and then go?
Can you say to the half-eighth?
Do you want to switch to the higher-up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm going to grab my phone.
Alright, no, it's not so.
We didn't F, okay.
Well...
No, no, here you go.
I just chat, chat and shit. That's not unusual for chat to make that up.
Right, here we go. Lab Brooks, UK Open. Let's see, who's on...
Oh, I've got a fucking sign in, mate.
That's the one thing I hate about new PCs. You have to sign into fucking everything.
Oh, we did that for a second first.
Bro, I've got to get a code to sign to ITVX. Is someone taking a fucking piss here?
right jazz is that's for sure judge anything for the Chinese now that he's staying
anything you recommend from a Chinese chat that's my question
anything you recommend I should get well I spelled Charlie one out that's awkward
Chinese food that's cold yeah I like that you're fucking funny you like that
Oh yeah, he wants crispy shredded beef.
Oh, I'm actually gonna add that as well.
Crispy shredded chili chicken, that's not what he said.
Oh, solid pepper shredded beef.
Hmm, crispy shredded beef, chili beef, is that the one?
Hey Siri, call Chazer on WhatsApp.
Now I'm not getting chips because they're carbs,
I don't need carbs, I'm just getting meat.
I don't know if I've done Brazil unbelievable.
How much you fucking love them Brazil?
You're right, you're live on stream mate.
Are you actually mate?
Yeah, you're not on your Chinese now.
It says crispy shrimp and chilli beef.
Is that the one you want?
Yes, please.
All right, no is mate, I'll get on.
Thank you very much.
No is mate, I'll say it a bit.
Cheers mate, cheers mate.
Hit the phone call.
That was weird, wasn't it? That was weird. I've lagged again. Let me stop Rocket League.
Right, I've now paused Rocket League. See you for the back now. We should be back.
Maybe I have to download all my games off. Go actually, might be mad. If R6 is really
back tonight if I'm ever playing games on stream I'm gonna have to play it from my
own home
it seems fine out yes could have pulled you rocket league and it's heavy Wi-Fi off
on me phone I'm gonna have to do this in the case turn all devices off over the
me playstation upgrade your Wi-Fi no this is the worst thing chat we'd
already paid to upgrade it before we moved in and it's still this bad so
So, we'll obviously have to pay to upgrade it again, don't get me wrong.
Right.
Chazza!
Caravan Chaz!
I can't wait for next week. I was definitely going to be fucking all you couple design again.
Fuck you know. That'll be a good fucking hour. Right. I'm going to minute. We messaged chances
to come back. Samantha from the fight gifted love I appreciate that a lot. Excuse me. Thank you
very much Samantha. I appreciate that a lot. You're a fucking legend. Thank you very much love.
The best Wi-Fi. I didn't really know. What Wi-Fi are you all with?
I don't know if it's that curiosity from here, please.
Sky, BT, a lot of people are voting for you, but you can't see it because the chat is a
banned word. Why is that banned word?
Corner heard, favorite of five mate, it's a banned word, 18 a heard, favorite of five
gifted mate, go on the boy, favorite of five mate. I appreciate the five a lot brother,
Thank you very much mate. Get a styling.
Oh can you connect...
He's for s***.
Mate, I had growing up, chat.
F again, yeah, jam that.
F***ing pause, f*** it, there we go.
Do you want anything from the Chinese now that he's staying?
Let's see if I just need to get it that way.
Never let you go and be late.
Can I just get
a salt and pepper chicken?
No.
Do you want a drink?
What drinks have they got?
have they got? And how about you ask the question what drinks haven't they got?
Great question.
They've got Canal, Bayet Canal, Rubicon Mango, Vintel, Seminole.
Stop it there.
Rubicon Mango, Vintel.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers, our kids.
Well, what is our key?
Susie!
Go on, you sexy bitch. Go on, Susie. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. 25.
Sousie!
Go on, Sousie, you sexy bitch!
525 love ya, mad cow.
Go on, Sousie, you sexy bitch.
Thank you very much, love.
I appreciate that a lot, Susan. Thank you.
You're a fucking legend. Thank you very much.
I appreciate that, Susan. Thank you.
Starlink is rubbish. I've used
different areas of my house.
The Wi-Fi used to be shit, but when you're
out, you're out.
You're out.
Wi-Fi used to be shit, but when you're near the satellite it was rapid, but there's shit everywhere else
Okay, but then we're pretty full. I'm pretty sure James come on, but he's not used it. Hey, thank you very much. So soon
Yeah, pretty ten of five. Thank you so much love your fucking legend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Right, I'm trying to think now though. Oh
What else can you get from a Chinese? It's all you can get ribs. I could get some ribs
How special?
fillet state dishes that's interesting what about a one-of-one I've also got
a what you call it yeah I've realized as I said that I did come across a little
bit I didn't want to say no I've got a case of Prem Chrome on the way which
are not really for on stream don't worry we'll take about an hour and a half
but just letting you know.
Sweet and sour chicken.
Yeah, that's good. I like that.
Sweet. Yeah, I do. I want chicken balls.
Oh, chicken for young.
What a fucking unbelievable.
Shit me up.
Very superstitious.
That's it on the wall.
Chew
Right to give food young to come man girls to crispy beats and free salt pepper chicken
Let's see if this better be fucking good by the way, oh salt pepper vegetarian spring rolls
You need to go to fuck up
I'm going to rehab
No, if you like it, it's job mate
You better fucking generally start yourself out
I'm going to 6-7 rehab
It's a tough program, but
What's 6-7 rehab?
Oh my god
You don't need rehab mate
You need fucking Switzerland
2-3, yeah, that gets done and forget
So what you just said, mate
You think you're gonna be racist?
Yeah, you are
I'll fit the brightness in up, yeah, is that?
Yeah is it?
Are you able to turn it up for me please?
Thank you, perfect.
Right, order and go on.
Ooh, do I want gravy?
Ooh, do I get some gravy?
Yeah, I get some gravy.
That'd be fucking nice.
By the way, Charlie is also eating that.
Oh, sweet, he's having a chicken.
Yeah.
I get that, I'm making a share as well.
Right, let's engrave it.
Extra sauces.
Curry sauce.
They don't do gravy.
What the fuck?
The Doctor of Grave?
That's alright.
You're a good choice.
I don't have to get going, but I can't leave the Doctor of Grave. That's mental.
Who gets...ugh!
Who gets graver than Chinese?
Are you talking to me?
Yeah, I am.
Actually, no, I'm not. I'm not talking to a fucking nonce.
Graviate Chinese!
Gravy at Chinese
Well, he's bit me spring roll in gravy. Yeah, that's what you ever said that I never said it but I've done it
There you go. Have you heard anyone else say that? Yeah, you just said
Really well, Jakey Davies is probably said it. Oh, yeah, true
chap's a
Right, can't sign inside TVX cuz it's just fucking not working me Wi-Fi is fucking crap
I'll come up with the Wi-Fi. There's gotta be a way to upgrade the Wi-Fi
I need to speak to...
I speak to Steve. Go on Ben, 2019 mate, thank you very much brother, Booster, yeah I'm gonna
know that. Let me do a speed test on the APC.
What is this, ethernet? Yeah, this is ethernet. What the fuck is that?
On my fucking, what do you call it? Why do you call it Rocket League?
Because it's lagging the stream. Is it?
bro on my pc chat my download is 305 and my upload is 81 on my PlayStation it was
100 download no 94 download and 17 upload okay so what you might need to do is tap
do I think your pc is taking lots of water from it and the PlayStation has got words lost over
Taylor's replied sorry I've never seen the brightness control that's weird let me
find a fellow so no problem I think your PC is taking up to the Wi-Fi no shit
sure lock it's on through the download so I'm trying to stop
I drop it you can cap it you can cap it you don't have it
It might be spread about the house.
Brilliant.
Oh well.
Right, well that's nipped downstairs.
Right, food's been ordered chat.
Food has been ordered.
And are we on?
Sure we are.
Oh we are on, perfect.
And a three, a two.
Oh we are on, perfect.
And a three, a two, a three, two, one.
I'm welcome. Hello there everybody.
Ready for you guys?
I'm looking mad at you.
Make sure the audio is fine.
Make sure the audio is fine?
Yeah, that's right.
Oh, is the audio okay Jack?
I think it should be.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Loud.
Okay.
Yeah, it's fine.
Audio is good.
No, the only one person that I'd love to pair with.
That's a nice pair anyway.
Oops, sorry, I'll see you.
Oops, jimmy, oops, jimmy.
Meow.
What was that?
It's not a movie!
It's not a movie!
I changed his drill, is that it?
No, it's not, my dad! You just go in there!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Rick!
I'll have a fucking fist fight, I'll have some alibi, but...
I don't fucking fucking don't feel anything.
You just fucking need to come and take your...
Yeah, it's all fucking D right now.
All fucking D, fucking D.
You're not fucking...
I've got my life first, mate.
What the fuck happened?
No, no, no, don't mess with it, don't mess with it.
Right, you've got a cookie, man.
I'm looking at the quick plate.
No, I don't want to play football.
I'm playing football.
Every time you play football, you just shut up.
Yeah.
Nice ball. You enjoy that, mate.
I was actually going to ask around the house and see what's going on today.
So they bought a cake that they're not made.
They bought...
Pads and tampons.
Blues. A party of £65 worth of blues.
What else has he got? Anything new?
Not really a t-shirt, he's fucking up there.
Alright, I'll be on the top. Hang on, sorry, turn it up.
Yeah, he's super stupid.
You see, you know, I've really got some...
There's one thing I will say about me, you know, he fucking loves Jaffa Tate,
and he will nail a full fucking lot, I promise you now.
Macaeus? Who the fuck eats Macaeus from the bottom?
What?
So weird, I've popped the blooms, no problem.
They've got helium in, they can do the helium voice.
Oh yeah they do.
The helium.
Hello everybody, hello, can you hear me?
Fucking brilliant.
And what was the game like?
Fucking brilliant.
And, and, I'm always a game-like, I'm always a game-like.
Fucking hell, yeah.
I'll see if you can hear me.
Where's it?
Where's the hole?
Where's the hole?
Over where?
Right here, sir.
I'm always a game-like.
I'm always a game-like.
I'm always a game-like.
I'm always a game-like.
I can't hear you, you fucked your mouth around there.
Yeah, I don't think there's a healing, bro.
Well, I think it's something, mate. You don't see fucker.
Let's go and hang on a minute.
Go on.
And what was the game like, we're walking up the stairs and that's how it's all going to hang out.
Oh, we're going to sort of do that, hopefully be able to find out how it's going to hang out.
No!
We're back.
Oh, I'm still not normal.
Am I normal?
Still too high.
You're coming down.
I'm coming down.
Oh, shit!
Oh, they're twins.
Yeah?
He's got a great shot, so you're gonna watch this point, right?
Oh...
What the fuck?
What the...
I want to get in, like, third of all, to do, like, a high base.
You don't have to...
What?
The book.
The book.
You can wait, we'll try to bring him a bit.
Third of all, to do, like, a high base.
Lost it.
I don't know what you're doing.
I mean...
Where is the whole thing?
It's gone.
Get that bag out of here!
Get the bag out of here!
There's the whole thing.
Why are you all putting it on now?
Because.
Please, there is...
Back back, talk to the police back there.
I said, go for a chocolate.
Yeah, I'm gonna have a cookie and a cookie.
Yeah, he needs to eat shots now.
I wouldn't want to do anything.
Can I be honest?
I'm a bit waved.
Afraid of that?
Yeah.
I'm part of the black man by mistake.
You play the black man by mistake.
I play the black man by mistake.
What do you mean by that?
You fucking hate shots or a rule?
I'm going to...
What a shot!
Pino's had another way to find a way to work drinking to the...
I'm part of the black man by mistake, though.
I work...
You work...
You work...
Yeah, it's interesting.
I don't find...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I was going to wash him the day before his wash.
Is he out there?
There's more washes than he did in the six months he lived at man.
You don't verify that's actually...
He's out of dishwashers, right?
Don't want me to go back.
This is right, mate.
What? There's a f***ing record.
So what you try and do is not walk into it, because that won't work.
Alright, so one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Jacky, if I give you a prime sum, you can do it better.
You can do it for like two more.
Don't move man, there's a fuck you in my ass.
Don't move my muscle man.
Just keep going straight up in your sock, I guess.
Have you guys got any shots?
No, I've got a bunch of very good shots.
So, any shots of people? Both of us, of course.
I can't tell you. I can't tell you.
Any shots?
Well, we're only allowing three people.
I've only done four, five shots.
I've done five.
I've done five shots of what?
Thank you, I love you.
I love you.
I think he's got an edge shot there, so just...
I think the rules are the rules there, mate.
One of the bikers will do raw with that.
Yeah, but we'll give it to you last week.
I probably can't do edge shots by the bike.
Yes, you can.
You have to do three good balls, then.
You got a pick, bro.
I think if you're alright, he's still getting the ball.
It's to keep it underground, that's why.
It's a bit of a pain in the neck to wind up with that.
Don't make these around.
Right, keep moving.
Keep it there for four. Keep it there for four.
We're doing it in Shustam.
I've got to be on fire so that you've signed up for someone.
We shouldn't have the bike.
Oh, apparently you can't.
What?
We can't admit it.
It's a strange case.
Well, it's more of a bad case than it would be.
It's making a poll because it's going to go on the gist.
A poll jack.
It's a lot of money.
It's a lot of money.
It's a lot of money.
It's a lot of money.
I'm sorry.
You're still here?
Yes still, I'm here.
Where are you going?
I'm going to go see the doctor.
Where is the doctor?
I'm going to get the boots on the floor.
I'm going to go see the doctor.
That's free, of course.
That's so much worse.
Oh my God, I don't want to get shot.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to go see the doctor.
I'm going to go see the doctor.
Alright, I'm going to vote for the ball chart.
Three buzz balls like eight shots.
Everyone vote for the chart.
Right, if I'm going to vote for one, I'm going to vote for two.
He's not complaining about the buzz balls, but he's complaining about the shots.
So, the other ball, you're going to do the shots.
Yeah, that's true.
I don't want to do the buzz balls.
90% of shots going to shots
390 people
420 people
80 shots going to shots
That was both of them
both of them for the shots
both of them for the shots
both of them for the shots
now you need to remember to trick people
no no
oh my god
500 people in need to do
shots man
you gotta do it
I'm sorry bro, I'm down here.
You put it down here and ask for the phone number.
I put it down here and ask for the phone number.
Yes, you mind?
I'm calling 43, I wouldn't know.
Fuck!
It's done, sir, but what I know is what the fuck.
There we go, eight shots.
Do you want to do eight shots?
Eight shots, sir.
Do you want to play our game?
What's your game?
Err, each quality party's a shot on Malibu.
Erm, well, I'm not really drinking.
Well, I'll have to get one tonight.
Hang on, I've got to drive home.
Oh, the fuck, James?
Oh, you see the blank on? You see the movie?
James, you give him our bed, mate. I'll see what's up with it.
Alright, thanks.
Aw, that shit!
We've got a podcast and we can't not say it, innit?
Yeah, that's what I've been doing to tell us,
I thought it was the boy who passed on me a bit.
Fuck it, you know what? I'm going to go and lie down.
You're not going home today.
I'm going to come back tonight. You can't stay with yourself again.
What's the other thing you want to say about?
Yeah, she's coming right now.
I don't know.
Who's coming right tonight?
Me right now.
Is that your book?
Yes, it is.
Your mama.
She's going to bump off.
Your mama has a crush on us.
I'll be shot in the top of that fucking up in there, aren't I?
That's not true.
That's not, that's the shot we've been telling you.
That is what we've been doing.
That's what we've been telling you.
So if you're not watching, I'll be there.
There's Prince, too. That's the ball.
What the fuck is that on there?
Any colour switches in your ingest?
Do you think so?
Why, why have you said chances in your ring?
Why?
He's actually done that, you've all done that for no reason.
Look on his stream.
I mean, let me...
Hold for the stream, don't like it, come on, no.
I'm going to do it. Anyone can get a chance of that. Yeah, but he won't either. Yeah,
I'm doing these severe last brain cells at the minute.
Let me see.
The Chinese on the, oh, I'm going to make it.
Okay, if you slide over the left edge of the TVU display,
the brightness control will appear.
On the left edge, then slide up on the meter.
Can we go test up on the triad?
Yeah, go test up on the triad.
Right, let's try it.
Hopefully, as we can fix this it solves so many fucking problems.
You got soccer right tickets, nice, I'll see you there.
Fucking love that.
You just do it, have you understood until we can get the brightness up and we should be good.
Ditto in curtains, bro, yeah.
The alarm would have gone off.
What's he said?
Pardon?
What's he said?
He said...
are you ready? I don't know if I have chasms or is there a way you can't be that far surely.
So I'll take it out if you want me. My side went up, I know it's the hangar, it just
keeps going like that, I'm not moving every single time. So it says, okay if you slide
over from the left edge of the TV you displayed the brightness control will
appear on the left edge then you slide up on the meter
there's no one behind in the curtains the alarm would have fucking gone off are
you all right? So it says if you swipe from the left side the brightness control will
come up. Oh will appear. Is this on the Chiazza. Speak level.
You genuinely want to come and play at one because I've like I'm directly into the hub
Yeah, you are. I don't see what it's like. I get like 300 hopefully so thank you
We're not going on the back at the minute. So that's got enough to do with it
Chinese, is it air? Fuck him buzzing.
Have you brought it in? Yeah.
That's a legend.
Apparently it already is. Max.
Let's have a look.
So, basically chat with the backpack, let's go full gun for a minute.
That's what we're seeing but obviously the screen doesn't look like it's on, but it
is actually on, it's just ridiculously low in brightness.
Yes.
Okay.
What do you know when you can see it?
Can you see it?
No.
I can't see from the door angle.
Let me just get you out of here.
Oh, fuck that.
Somebody say it's your idea.
Yay!
All right.
Flashlight.
What are you going on about?
Turn the lights up.
Basically the brightness is going to be on there.
It's already full brightness.
Turn the light off there for me to see if it helps.
Oh, what's your name mate?
Yes, Chaz, I want you to tell me that you're good.
Yeah, there's no, there's no, I'm going to go downstairs.
I'm going to get you in the kitchen.
So I can see, it says live, I can see the screen, I can still see all the connections.
It's up or down.
I've got the connections back up all the services.
I know
The things you've got to do to fucking have a look at a backpack
And then it's that one
Can you see it?
It should be like a sun
I'm in a green bar
No, I can't, nope
Can you see the connection again?
Can you swipe up there and look at me?
It is that side though
Hold the phone over there please
I'm fucking hell.
Um, what do you want to look at the full right now?
I think it's most...
Hmm.
Ugh.
It's furthest gamers.
10.30pm.
30 p.m. I have to put this up in my... online. No impulse, I mean.
Someone we know must have a backpack, you know.
Yeah.
The backlight is dead. What do you mean?
To be fair, it's about a bit of a backlight.
Yeah. I read that somewhere.
What the backlight?
What did you do? You got a new one or?
Um...
But, yeah, it was internal.
What, you get a new one of them?
I believe so.
I can do all of that.
I imagine it was all of it was internal.
Unless you don't have to pick it apart.
Don't understand how to fuck.
It says swipe across on the left.
I had it before.
Get it, get it, you get it, show us please.
I somehow, yeah, with a great respect,
you might have to tell me how to do it,
but it's whether it will actually do it or not.
I just can't believe it's fucking all this stress for this.
Bro, I'm crackers!
I've been on a park record for years.
Get it up.
Hang on, hang on, I'm not.
So it's swiped down.
We've got to check.
It's gone off.
It's gone off.
And we have got a case.
It's literally just a part of that.
Fucking pissing me right off this.
Runs live.
One on ladies will know that he's it every day.
Do you feel your best person is wrong?
Not one of those.
Network setting, don't need that.
What the...
That's a certain otherwise.
So the reason we have to do this is because it's going in there and it's bouncing up if
you get me.
You can see what's on the menu.
Ooh, destination, mate.
Isn't there buttons on the side?
There's different ones.
There's different boxes.
So this one is literally just a screen.
There's no buttons around it or anything.
Sometimes you have to reset the park.
We've tried doing fucking everything.
See what you can do with that.
Fucking, now.
Honestly.
Right, well the good news is that it's chat.
The chat is here, so we can fucking order.
Give us spring rolls as well.
Is it even ordering?
I think you can get them free, man.
Wait, I think they've given us the wrong order.
Well, I need orders.
Well, I mean I don't think I did all this if I'm honest but we'll see.
I'll cut the brightness.
I might just take a minute to...
Yeah, just turn it off and back down to see what happens.
Did you find the brightness setting?
Yeah.
We're going to eat anyway in a minute, chat, so we're all good, don't worry.
Play two of my games, you go there, I'll be ready to respect how many of you ever come play it at the minute, so just hang on.
Where's my boxcar?
I gave you the box.
Yeah, man.
It is my box.
Oh, you got one.
Thanks.
Is it mine?
Yeah, sure, yeah.
Thank you.
Sha, we have got...
Fucking case, mate.
Let's pull one down.
Who's he playing?
Hello there! Oh Josh Rock, good play to you there. Look at that for a case!
How much for a box? How much for a box?
Do you retell me a box?
And I'll open it on my stream.
You don't have to open it on my stream, I'm not opening these on stream.
What's the box going for? What's it going right at the box?
What's it going? I do a deal. If you get that fucking fixed, you have a box for free.
Fucking good luck mate.
Open them. I'll get a box now, yeah, but there's fucking eight boxes.
I'm going to put that full back right now. I'm going to give it a minute just to see if it needs a minute to brighten up.
Right, I'll go and sweep.
I'm going to fucking hurt myself if I don't fucking get this Chinese soon.
See if this works, chat. If it doesn't, we'll go IRL. We'll fucking eat the Chinese anyway and then crack on as usual.
What are you doing?
IRL to eat Chinese.
We're Farlanders keepers.
I fucking hope for Jake and Beano I'd broken out if I didn't get any of these.
I can't believe they started that war in this house. They started that war.
Sapphire's like 800 quid a box at the minute. No pie!
It tastes crumb crumb.
Well it's undertorn, I'm gonna try and play the tourney at 11 o'clock
o'clock but I'm gonna feel it could go severely wrong
right well I don't think he's gonna brand us
feel like we're all gone right we are L not 11 it's 10 oh is it 10 p.m. at a
time. Oh, okay, I know, I'm not like close that down.
On the desktop audio and a three, a two, a three.
Sorry about that, we was just a slight hiccup, what's actually happened is the IRL we didn't
actually click go live on the backpack therefore we not go live, so he's going to get sat,
no and then we'll be live in very, Adele has TikTok, oh my god if Adele falls in on
I'm on TikTok, I need to aim for that, definitely new aim this year.
I doubt I'll follow me on TikTok, I'm fucking over the moon.
Good to go.
Yeah, double for the box now, yeah.
Sorry?
She don't know you? No, I know she doesn't. That's the point.
There you go.
No, I know she doesn't. That's the point.
There you go.
And a three, a two, a three, two, one.
Let's see, is he sat on up?
Oh, yeah, still got a job.
Right, let's take it downstairs, baby.
Woo!
Sam, what a fucking time is it, you cunts?
Fucking underec.
Very fucking underec.
Let's add a little fucking box in here and show it, hello!
Right, here's a funnel.
Nice.
We're starting off with some prawn crackers and have to see that Charles has cleaned it after he's used it.
Really good that.
Then, first up we have got spring rolls, but we didn't actually order so these must be free,
so let's give them a gobble, switch to the sauce.
We don't know what sort of spring roll it is.
Oh fuck.
Oh!
There you are. Chicken.
Chicken spring roll.
They're very nice and I can't lie.
Then, I didn't even get any noodles!
You know what, I thought that chicken with no chilli specifically asked for.
You know what?
I'm glad I've got Corrie because they're dry and the nuns come and they're dry anyway.
Next up, something particular again, there you go Chas.
No worries.
Next up, that's Chas' assault in particular.
I can swap sides a bit, I'm in more light then.
What's your action?
Ow, you cunt!
Oh, you bastard.
Who you fucking, who you fucking, you fucking, you, I think they're not side-shooters.
I'm not, I'm unboxing them.
Okay.
Alright, you got it.
Thank you.
We've got three spring rolls for the chicken rolls.
What mate?
Chicken.
Mmm.
They're free.
It tastes better than they're free.
Oh my God.
Bang them mate.
Yeah.
Not bad.
They're good mate.
They're good.
They're good.
They're hot.
They're hot.
Fuck them very hot.
What?
No.
Fuck them very lot.
Something to do with anything mate?
Thank you boss.
Go get the beef there mate.
Ah mate, you were fucking good last night but everyone was trying to ease.
Did you have no one even say thank you?
Fuck up.
Just to fucking go and live in these days and it more.
That's the world we live in nowadays Chas.
Everyone take, take, take, take, take.
I forgot about manners.
Oh, too very hot.
Oh, too very hot.
There we go. We've got some curry sauce.
Have we got blights?
Yeah, you've got them.
Oh, I can have the curry sauce.
Let's have a fucking look at that.
I've got a friend in this Chinese, they're gonna like us mate.
Oh they're gonna, there you go buddy.
Thank you very much mate.
No, thank you.
Can I dabble into my spring roll?
Shoot, you're gonna fuck out.
No, you can't.
So...
Ford guy, go spring roll.
He knows his fucking place.
Do you know where that fucking switch is?
Yeah.
He knows exactly where he's at.
I know how to do a spring roll.
What do you think this is?
A fucking buffet mate.
No you can't.
You're working.
Exactly.
Spring roll there, spring roll there.
Next up you're gonna borrow your fucking car.
Yeah.
I'll sleep in your bed.
God got to learn from his lesson.
He's got to learn from his lesson very, very much.
Fucking joke.
Cringe.
All right, good. I'll get that.
No, no. God got to get that.
Yeah, fuck.
God, God's the best.
Can I get a fuck for these gems?
Wow. I've got them gems there.
That's the level of respect.
Because when you ask him for something...
No, I do.
He's asking me a lot of two days.
I'm sorry I'm crushed.
Mate, funny moment last night.
So, mine...
I was just making all that to install the rods.
Yeah, I've seen it, put them in the bubbles.
Wait a sec, here's boys, come on, do it!
Wait a sec, hey!
My bro!
Why didn't you move on?
Cos you didn't know the food for me earlier.
Don't talk shit, what did you fucking...
You were cooking!
May I?
Of course you got to talk about that.
Oh, sorry.
It's a baby eater stuff.
It's not very nice guys.
I know it's not.
Oh it's not nice is it?
It's not very nice, well nice.
Can I try it out?
You can have a spring roll.
Mate, can I just have a...
Excuse me.
Who got scum all day?
I did.
I'll see you.
What's his size?
Chicken for young?
Chicken for young people?
Who?
It's chicken in omelette.
I'll have you all nice.
Can I try one of your chickens?
Well I was not gonna try it man.
Did you?
Of course you couldn't mate.
Yeah, I see you.
Nooooooooo.
That's not even a thing you get yourself mate.
Oh yeah?
How does his tray do, bro?
It's very nice.
What have you done mate?
Your pallets aren't the best.
You're not happy with it.
Yeah, I was thinking shit about it.
Yeah, I was thinking that.
What does it mean?
Yeah, it's a bit.
What seconds is?
It'll be the one that they killed.
No one, take a bit, check on the next one.
Sweet and sour, I think so.
There's a spot-pulled bar everywhere downstairs,
but I couldn't do a bit more.
Are you guys a little bit drunk?
No.
I'm all right now.
I'm all right now, I won't.
I'm just, everybody's just all right now.
Why are you quiet there, Chinese?
You should play my triali, Bob.
It's really good.
Two out of our own.
Yeah.
Whoever loses is cold next, so all right.
Yeah, sounds good.
Where's Michael?
How long is it open for?
Michael's at the cinema.
Well, I think he shots at 10, I think.
What's up, is it?
I've got that you guys are now using me as an easy target to get my chicken.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Guess what?
Take it away.
Take off!
You can't go to hell, you can't go.
I've died very last second.
I've better chat than the one I was going.
Yeah, it was a bit interesting that to be fair for you.
the beef the beef's the best
he's very good the beef the beef is quite good
boys if you get another one I'll get one of them
what?
yeah that'll go on your order
clear on that Japanese
what we'll do is
we'll put this in the fridge for tomorrow and then we'll have some trash in there
Who was that?
That's kind of like jazzy chicken, just me.
What's that?
I've got some chicken.
I swear you've not eaten, so.
I've got that.
What are you doing?
I thought that worked on the both car.
I don't know what he's doing.
What's that, sir?
If you're on the both car, let's keep it that way.
Mmm, I don't know.
Next one, it'll be a Mackie's.
Oh, I've got to eat.
I've got to eat.
Have you now?
What?
What's next?
You've got to have a bottle of water as well.
Fuck it off.
I don't know, bro.
No.
What kind of joke?
A little of 5-5.
No.
He ain't 5-5.
He's got 5-7.
He's got 5-8.
No, he ain't 5-7.
He's got 5-7.
No, he's got 5-8.
No, he ain't 5-7.
No, he's got 5-8.
No, he's got 5-8.
Fingers.
They came in me chatting for a minute.
I'm gonna let this five one down.
I was brought back, oh mate, a little.
Exactly the point of why, don't worry.
Tases that by the way,
should we take all these setups, cascon burrs?
That'd be a fucking great fun for him.
It's just a prank, guys, in a content house.
Yeah, well, you said it, mate.
I don't know, we'll give him the receipt,
so he's got to go back to paying more to get it back.
That'll go off that.
It's just a content house.
Yeah, you should expect it.
Should never expect being backstabbed
No
Never
Nuh-uh
Mm-mm, phone torches on
Thank you very, very much mate
Put your arms around your...
Chat, we enjoying the boba also chat
I think it's been fucking so good so far
Yeah, well, three days it has been so good
It's been so good
It's been everything I thought and a bit more, which makes interesting.
Yeah.
I was on stream before with chat, we've gone through some ideas, you've got Yobita as well,
Chas.
Oh mate, you've got me.
Oh, thank you mate.
We've gone through some ideas for the garden and then Mr. Yonsai, E.K. meant to give
a good idea. Go on. We all host a garden party and we rate it like come down on me.
Oh!
Is that my girl? Is that what he's just made?
Can we get a different picture of me please?
Another one, that's from like a book with a different idea.
I was going to say, Simon misses me so bad, I'll tell you about that stream.
Do you want to touch our appliances?
I don't want to let you all down in the chat but I've just watched Caroline Chaz eat whilst he's working.
Now, I don't know if that's pissing me off a little bit if I'm honest with you.
That's made me feel a little bit uncomfortable.
He's actually put me off my shoes. You'll have to over another one now.
We can later but I'm just wondering why he thinks that's acceptable.
I just saw him with his left hand reach over, grab some chicken
And then observe it with his eyes just before he's relaxed his hand and put it back into his mouth
He's actually just done it again
Joc!
That's called someone too comfortable in the workplace
Yeah
He's pulled it back like that
He's pulled it back like that
That's fucked up
There's no reason that
That's cold for me
Because no one knows it's a fat or free twist
I'm fucking glad you've done that, Chaz. That was fucking fuming when they see that.
Yeah, me gusta, por favor. Thank you, Rob. Nice to meet you, me gusta.
Me gusta, por favor.
It's been a good little day today, sweetheart. Chaz, I met you today, I'm ginger.
don't get why people call you fat you're a sexy guy you know what thank you
so much I'm on Chaz's fat. I just realised I was with you at Trafford weren't I?
yeah yeah I'm with it no yeah thank you very much mate I appreciate it a lot
Chaz looking mad skinny today Chaz's corpse actually insane cheers chat Chaz's
the night needs to be started thank you guys guys I'm sick I must have missed
some ones let's do that now you're fit jaz
both hot don't you? oh guys stop it we have got a Minecraft Monday out tomorrow
filmed at three o'clock this morning I got to bed at five o'clock this morning
Yeah, it was the right lump.
It's fucking tough that day.
What happened?
Cause I'm actually on a four day streaming today and I'm fucking, I'm good to be back.
It's so good to be back. I was on this stream last night.
Cause obviously I was on holiday, weren't I?
Yeah.
Then we had like two weeks where our calendar was.
Yeah.
100%
But, I think you can't understand now why we were part timing.
Yeah, 100%.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
What the hell is this?
Found it.
Which has your box card.
Oh, thank you mate. No worries, I just hung it there.
Thank you very much.
They are coming out next night.
And buzzing tonight after this.
I'm going to go upstairs, I'm going to go on desktop, I'm going to open my case.
Play a few games.
And just have a nice chill one.
I've actually noted that.
I've been trying to see what you can play as well.
Have you gotten downloaded already?
Mm-hmm.
Thought for that, you'd be fucked if you didn't.
Is there any algebra?
That's it.
It's weird because in my room it's really good.
Like you know my footage?
Oh.
They gave me lots and I've done him.
I'm going to see you in a second, mate.
Thank you very much for seeing all that.
I appreciate it, mate.
Thank you so much, mate.
I'm good to see you as well every day.
Thank you.
It was done in no time.
But I think that's cause there's a hub.
Yeah, there's one under my bed here.
Some barbecue, yeah.
We do need two sexiest guys in the UK.
Yeah.
I agree with, but what I can't agree with is Chazza sharing chip with VodGuy.
VodGuy? VodGuy? If you want to come full-time on the channel by the way, VodGuy.
That ain't happening mate. Not if he's going to be fucking sleeping around and fucking eating all our food.
Honestly.
Well he's 17, so I'll get him for four quid an hour on an apprenticeship wage.
So, when you're 18?
June.
June?
I'll sort his ubers till then.
So good fucking few months.
Where are you from mate?
I'm originally from Manchester, around here.
Oh mate.
Are you from around this area?
I'm not.
Someone's grown up all right, aren't they?
You're now on two quid an hour.
Fucking that! Jesus!
He's probably not a fucking HMRC.
Fuckers aren't fucking anything.
I don't fucking say that.
I scare me then not.
Why, it's messy.
Yeah, that's what I mean to say.
Every month is fucking some of different.
Don't know.
Or apparently IOVAT.
It's the brown ones I ate.
The envelopes.
Oh.
I ate, I ate the envelopes.
A brown envelope on one thing and they want your money.
Well, I wasn't about to test go.
That was awful.
Mate.
Dude.
Jesus fucking.
We need you to not be in power here for 30 years.
I'm going to play a self and we lock in these bags.
What's up?
Oh my God.
What have I missed?
What have I missed there?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I'm going to tell that to Tesco.
The brown envelopes?
When you get a brown envelope, they only want three things.
Money.
I don't know why it actually do come in a brown envelope.
Oh yeah, why else would I see it?
No.
I don't know why it was...
I don't know.
The weather...
The weather?
It's dark.
Wow!
Oh, did you tip Harry with the drone ever before?
Yeah, I did.
Nice.
Ah, it should have gone in the fiber.
Hmm.
What?
He tried for me.
Honestly, guys...
Oh my God!
Apparently a darts is in the charity match, that's massive!
Really? You're on a darts!
He actually is, speaking like Bob Alstons and Faze.
Who remembers the original New York...
Do you remember the New York Faze house?
It was like a darts, braids...
I used that...
Rice gone?
Yeah, no, we've always got rice gone.
That was the high post.
Oh no, that was the other one.
That's racist.
Oh.
Who's your, like,
favorite OG phase number?
Favorite OG phase number?
Everyone's got, like, a niche one.
Mine, probably.
Oh, I probably got bags.
Yeah.
You're the worst man you've got bags.
Mine?
Yeah, I've already done some dodgy stuff, but I really like what you've done so many times.
I like rain.
Yeah, I like dogs who watch their dogs with their little eyelets.
Yeah, the thumbnails are great.
Come on, Izzy, I've been up for 14 months.
Oh, face rock.
Yeah, I like them.
I open the case together with Bob, Jim's busy tonight.
Yeah, if I'm not with you, I'm not that happy too.
But like you actually do need to you can fully just use your self okay
What's been it's like a little to you now?
What's been your favorite moment?
Welcome to the off-screen podcast but today we've got NYK Chatter. Let's see how it goes
Let's go guys your mom's a slacker just filling in for the other guy
Must be your favorite boss boy moment
We can break out of this category. That whole host is more fun.
You're talking too much if you're trying to taste.
No, I'm not.
For the child.
You just wanted to say you're looking leg into that. Thank you, Deacon Rock.
My bad.
Right, if we had to get my favourite thing ever,
I'd probably say
every night,
Every night when we're all off stream, when I get in my car and I drive the fuck home,
that's my favourite fucking bit. I love that bit.
Oh, I've got a few.
My favourite proper bot boy moment was after the first shoot for the Campion
and we all walked back to the RV at like four in the morning and we just got
sent the first edit of the trailer. Taze's in the front seat of the RV, it's pitch black
whatever forever all huddled round, Taze in the driver's seat and we watched the
first edit of the Bob War trailer and I remember I think it was either you or
not being you or I might have been there, I don't know, it was one of us, when I'll take you in boys
because we'll remember this moment forever.
Very wholesome.
But other than that, Sidemen video.
Which one?
The recent one.
Where it was just us.
On the field?
Yeah, where we turned up out of the car
and we were actually nervous.
Yeah, but I thought the pub quiz was a bit of a video.
No, possibly he'd be tough.
No?
He'd be tough.
He'd be tough.
I wouldn't hear this, mate.
So have you got any questions?
I think he's drunk, yeah.
I've lost two things, years and two, I couldn't give a fuck.
They fucked it tonight.
Ginger, that is fit.
That's not the statement.
Hey, thank you very much, Jake.
I appreciate the plan, mate.
What is your sound card called?
I don't know what it is.
Favorite I have else, dude?
Ooh.
That's what we say.
So far, yeah, that was unreal that with the monkeys on the car. Yeah, that was unreal
that
No, I don't like that. No, it was a good I am what like
So it was Safari or or F1
No, it's your first time. I really enjoyed Silverstone until we won one virgin
I mean no, but it was really funny. Don't you read there was actually so many funny moments in the R.R.O.
And then you still wouldn't run.
I was thinking about it when I was in the cell for 15 hours.
Fucking ruined my day that.
What's been your least favourite moment as a boss boy?
Erm...
No cop outs.
No cop outs.
All right.
I agree to it.
That's a cop out.
Because you don't need that.
No, I know.
Um, worst moment, I actually, I probably said yesterday when Tays and Beano was just pissing me off.
That's probably actually up there. I'd say worst moment was genuinely last week and it was all getting a bit much.
What were you getting much? You remember, we had like, so chat, we had to move them.
Oh.
Moving five shoots in a row each day back to back back to weeks
There wasn't like a bad moment
But it was all like everyone was like oh my god like we need to just get in the house now because it's like yeah
It's getting it's getting so
So long the best spot by collab
I probably say easy
Easy.
So how about that, because that's just an obvious winner.
Okay.
Let's figure out the person on channel and what they brought to the video and how good
it is.
I've got one person out.
Oh, Carl Friesi.
Oh, Lord Friesi.
Oh lord, freezing.
I think, what, best moment for a Panas?
Oh yeah, yeah, best video we've ever done, I think, by my own.
Oh, so good.
Yeah, that's my favorite video we've ever recorded,
but the one coming out,
that's the trailer one out, isn't it?
The house party video is fucking mega.
Yeah, you're right.
The house party video chat, I think,
could be our best ever video.
Have you watched it?
Have you seen yet it?
No you don't.
Just face off the day.
Jack, all I'm going to say is Jakey's party could have been, Jakey's party genuinely
could have been it's own video.
Jack, you're going to fucking piss yourself.
So good.
That is so good.
No, it was so good.
Yeah, when you got the little heart on your lips.
I got to ask this now.
When you see yourself for five years.
Go, Assar.
Woo!
It's a chat camera man, check it out, Sick.
Over a million on YouTube on the boff.
Hosting our own charity matches that sell out.
And...
I'm going to go...
Every single member of the bob-boy
Having made an appearance on national television
Oooh!
We're not including fucking GMP
That's national television?
No, not in Vancouver
I think they're good things to be honest
Yeah, I think they're very good, I think they're very realistic things
I think he missed five.
I think he missed five.
I think.
I thought I missed five, but I'm not sorry.
Let me know if I've missed it, please.
You don't go to Moggy.
No, I just go look there as well.
Crime Watch for Taze.
If he's on there, it counts.
Who's your dream collab?
Dream collab.
Could be yourself.
Your own brothers' mum.
Yeah, Bopu, I'm a friend.
It would have been Simon obviously, but we've clobbered Simon.
Can't be phased.
It's not phased, but we'll go like this.
Adapt, Ron, Jace, Lisa, Marlon, I know that in Facebook.
Yeah, I fucking love that.
Yeah, imagine that with the boys.
That'd be serious, that.
Chelsea, thank you so much. Sorry, Chelsea, you're a fucking dope.
Thank you for the five, look. Thank you, Chelsea.
Bonnie's up there, chat, but...
We've already...
Bonnie's up there, hasn't it? It's fucking...
I'll just chew on my chilli!
Oh my gosh! I've been fucking done!
Oh there's the gear mate.
Chief, you can't stand up.
Chief, you can't stand up coming up.
He can't extreme either, but he's fucking made a living out of it.
You're a dirty fucker.
Yeah.
What is your favourite childhood game?
My favourite childhood game.
Mine's easy.
Black Ops 2.
Mine's NW3.
Really?
Just because NW3 was like...
I played Black Ops 2 in that one.
I used to have to share an Xbox with my brother.
And then my brother would always hog it a lot of time.
And then when NW3 came out, that's when I got my own Xbox 360.
I was like 20th prestige, every gun gold.
the MP7, you had Dome, what a game.
And, and, and what a game like,
ah!
Fuck you, brilliant.
Gemma!
Go on Gemma!
Go on Gemma, yeah man, go!
Feminist, same gift to Gemma,
you're a fucking legend, go on you sexy bitch.
I've just realized-
Thank you very much, love.
Sorry, I've had Jinger's chat up most of the time,
I forgot we weren't combined anymore.
Oh, try to recombine.
We can do it.
We can do it.
Hey Gemma, thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Honestly, thank you.
Favorite MP member?
I find him.
Every day of the week.
I can only name him.
You know, I'll find him.
Kai.
He's not a name.
He leaves.
Kai's not a name.
He's not a name.
He's out there streaming, isn't he?
Isn't he the new...
Bobby, I've got a fire gift in my goat!
Go on, Bobby!
That's the guy you opened the chrome with.
Yeah, that's the man.
Is that it, Bobby? Go on, Bobby.
Bobby's a legend. Go on, Bobby.
Hey, Lululu, you've got a fire this well, mate.
Thank you very much.
Oh, your agent class.
Oh, agent is very good.
I like agent.
I used to watch agent when he only did 2K.
Oh, he's done it.
Do you know what's mad?
What do you actually look at when you look at a lot of the creators?
A lot of like the big American creators all come from 2K
Good basketball is big over there
And then a lot of all the big UK creators come from FIFA
Yeah
Which is mad
Yes Lou, you good?
What was my dream car?
Lamborghini Ulrus
Or an Aston Martin DBS
All mines are Ferrari Enzo
Ferrari Enzo, don't know what that is
Do you know what?
Oh, they were like the...
Do you know what a Ferrari Enzo is?
favourite side and video
favourite side and video
yeah for Arienza
no they're like the OG big daddies
they're like 40mm, there's only a light and there's barely any of them
favourite side and video
I'm trying to think to the old you days when I don't want to put one of the new ones
I feel what I think of the classic the crossbar challenge
It's just fucking a wheel. Yeah, they did the Harlem but I was so good
Oh, so you're great video the fact that Christmas. Yeah, so but the thing is and Scott Pollock
Yeah, but it Chris would have actually turned up that day. It would have been so funny for you
Yeah, the last one and you fucking pulled it Chris. Indeed you fucking bottled it me
Let me go.
You could tell it was Chris by the way he was walking.
You only know how it was Chris.
Yeah, and I know it was Chris.
I didn't even know I pointed it out saying that.
I only knew it was Chris.
I saw it and said, yeah, so I mean.
That works.
I'm alive.
Mom's life.
Mom's life.
Shall we go and get a gig yesterday?
No.
No fucking worries.
I love work.
38 minutes overtime, I'm so treating her up here
That I treated before you, is it overtime?
Over time, do you miss old people's?
Yeah, old people's were so good
Unbelievable
So good
You should have a live stream cooking with Jake now, my rap house
I'm going to do my eye on my own with Jake one day
I'm just going to be a sting
You hear of me the 40 year old girl?
Oh, why did they try and pick up the ribs?
We didn't order them this time.
Last night we fucking lived.
What, did they get ribs?
Yeah, we have a thing in the Clark family.
If it's like a big occasion, we always get ribs.
And I ordered ribs last night because it was the first church, Chasney's in the
house.
And they fucking forgot.
Oh, and you're like shit like that, don't go and notice.
No, it doesn't.
That's why I ordered again the night after.
Which is annoying.
Any tips for streaming?
There you go.
Let it go live.
Yeah, and also, do what...
It sounds so appreciate, but do what makes you happy.
Because I stream FIFA for, I reckon, about a year and a half, two years,
and I fucking hated it.
So, and then when I stopped doing that,
and I actually started streaming with other people as well,
I obviously did massively help,
that used to be the streamer in the UK.
Like, I was, the one big thing to me was, I remember the new FIFA come out, I think it was FC, it was the FC 24.
What was the year after the GF? 25.
And I remember I was averaging like, because it was a new FIFA.
GF was sort of anybody's part of it, I was averaging like 900 1K viewers.
And then Black Ops 6 come out and I was like, you know what, like, I like playing cod, I'm going to fuck FIFA, I'll just play Black Ops 6.
my viewers like halved to like four or five hundred,
but I was enjoying and playing it so much more.
And then OG thought might come up
and that's when it like,
like a bell ring to bring you.
Bell ring to bring you and that's when it come out.
So one thing always do what you enjoy
because streaming can get shit if you play something.
Yeah.
And don't do it because you want to make money.
And like, you think it's the first of all,
an easy cross cut, a cross grab.
Because in my opinion,
it's not streaming is harder than YouTube.
In my opinion.
Yeah, and tell you what, having done both, I know it's definitely harder.
Have I been a live streamer?
Yeah, also I think with YouTube it's like, with YouTube you need a bunch of people.
We're streamin' this, or you pretty much.
Yeah, I mean.
But also because you love it.
Also, I saw on Twitter, WBella, she's not got cancer.
They saw with it.
Is she alright now?
WBella in the chat.
WBella in the chat.
I just want a tweet so you haven't got my account for it and say that if you're not sure, come on, I'm honest.
Yeah, yeah, I hope it is sure, but I'm 99.9% sure.
Go on, well, I'm Bell, I love that.
We do, we love Bell.
The only person to believe that Lopate is a pasta when it was actually West End, that's it.
Max, you're a prior mate.
With the wand, that's a brass.
Gresh it in, your favourite moment that happened off camera.
Favorite moment that happened off camera in life or?
Whichever.
I don't want to be that guy again but I've said it already.
Oh you fuck off.
You want to drive home?
No I'd probably say even though it was off camera but Kate got his camera when you
cried after you hit 10k viewers that night.
Aww, that was her.
Aww, that stream was mad that night.
And also that was not meant to go in the vlog, innit?
I'm actually glad it did.
It wasn't meant to go in the vlog.
But yeah, I cried.
It was a lot better.
Yeah, no, it was really cute when you see it back.
It was like, I don't know, it was awesome moving to Manchester,
especially when I first moved.
It was kind of like a lot.
It was like, you know how sensitive I am.
Like, a lot of people don't actually get that about me.
I'm actually like super sensitive and I'm like, I don't know, I'm very, what's the word for it?
I'm quite fragile. Yeah, I'm quite fragile. So like moving and all that was like a massive thing.
And then to see it obviously start doing so well. It was like a big moment with all the boys. So
yeah, I actually started crying. That's sweet though. What was your moment? Or was that your
Oh, my favorite moment off camera.
Um, oh, favorite moment off camera.
Mmm.
So, one, because I can't think of any of it at the moment,
one was actually related to you.
It was when, um, I can't believe I told you it was,
no, to you.
It was when we first spoke after you just won the jungle
on the phone and it was like fucking 5am here.
But you was back there and it was actually,
Because obviously chat I went in locked in so we didn't actually speak to each other for like eight nine weeks
So there's actually really nice like
Especially knowing you'd want it and you were buzzing there was obviously some other stuff that happened
It was just really good because obviously we're actually all really close. So it was fucking
lovely for that
If you wasn't a streamer, what would you do?
What about coach?
I'm just working in office still. I did it for three years. I probably wouldn't have caught it
I'm a teacher anyway
Jakey's fighting Cory
We'll go down a bit and just see if Jakey's got two black eyes on that
You're a Benji, thank you for the gift
I'm employed. No, I'd be unemployed. Oh, I would be unemployed. Yeah, he would be poor being
I was a streamer before us as well
Yeah, then I've been around for ages
We all have to be fair.
Yeah, there's my fifth year.
Yeah, fifth year, son.
It's been five years in May, I think.
What year?
Five years in May, I think.
That started May 2021.
Oh, nice, 236.
Oh, my God!
Go on, Red, Red, Rosie!
Five out of five, love!
Thank you very much, Rosie.
Go on, five out of five, gift it, love.
Yeah, so it may be six years.
Thank you, Rosa.
Six years.
Right.
Six.
May 2021, that's five.
Yeah, you could have started to tell me that's when I went full-time, but I started in January 2021.
So yeah, about five and a bit years.
Five years and a month too?
That was...
Last question.
Will you be doing some sub-e-bics?
He says it's a last-looking question.
Jess, are you trying to get home?
It's just...
I don't know.
Why is he doing the beefy duck?
I don't know.
Well mate, that's the second to last question.
question would you be down to do some soggy biscuit no it's right I'm full
anyway and the last question before we go check on jakey
Let's pick a question mate. Do you know? Yeah. Yeah. Oh here's one, how did you guys
That's me. Aww, we met on Twitch.
Next question.
Do a Salim accent for Tankifted.
Is that just for you or me?
No, it's in here from Double Chin, but he's not a reliable source.
He's not reliable?
No, not reliable.
So if we get a 10 in before, I mean we can fucking talk business.
100%.
Some fucking awful questions, would you ever try to collaborate with a dev?
Like what?
Yes.
Now you press, have some.
I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it.
And what was the game like?
Ronnie, give it a throw, mate, thank you, River.
Well, I thought your thing was half-eight.
No, mate, all I'm saying is I then thought.
UK streamers you would like to do more content with or start doing content with?
Is in all the time?
No, it's just like it could be a feature, a YouTube video, Twitch stream.
I have to be streamers?
Yeah, I think there's one easy answer.
Well, obviously Jim's getting into that, obviously.
I'm trying to think. I've seen most people I've been involved with that already speak to and get on stream anyway.
Yeah, for example, Ryan, Ray Donge, Shaleem, Mona, like, Zion was the fucking best.
Zyrone was like, we already still do stuff anyway, do you know what I mean?
Syndicate.
Yeah, Syndicate, we got it.
We need to do the club, we're Syndicate.
We need to do it for the best players to train with.
Yeah.
Well everyone knows, we're nearly neighbours, won't we, basically?
Yeah.
That would have been the first bobb house.
Yes, imagine you all, I can't.
Yeah, Charlie.
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry.
Don't cry. What's up mate? What's up mate?
Oh, good to pick up out there.
What's the favourite thing you've ever discovered?
Uh, cardboard.
That's he. That's he is the best.
Right, let's go and see if uh, Jakey's dead or not.
Oh, hopefully he's dead or not.
Hopefully, just fucking passed out of the cold with the thought.
Alright, you've got one friend over 20 minutes mate.
Cheers.
Ah, she's dead.
What the fuck have they put on?
What the fuck have they put on the door?
Why's the door?
It's wet.
What is that?
No, that's not what it is.
What the fuck?
What is that?
The fuck's wrong with your wipes?
Like, you've gone by that.
Hey, you've got a bagel?
He's got a bagel.
It's a bagel.
We've got a bagel.
You've got a bagel.
We've been in there all my life, all the time.
We've been in there all my life, all the time.
I've got a bagel.
Look at the roof.
Those are fucking...
Fuck, I don't want to be pushed into anything.
I don't like clothes.
That's what I mean.
Nice.
You've got it from top to bottom.
Like, you stand right.
You can see, like, you're white.
Yeah, I can see.
Some of them are wiped.
They're still not as close to one another.
They're almost as thin.
It's wet.
It's wet.
Yeah.
That happened five minutes ago.
But we haven't even...
We haven't even been in the trip.
But that was...
No.
No, but isn't that wide?
That's like oil.
That's like oil.
That is so much fucking shit.
Look at the reference here.
What's that?
What is that?
That's so weird.
I'm telling you.
We probably need to use the score.
We should actually check that.
Because that's fucking...
That's not...
check that was fucking that's not what it's so where it
well I think it's all right
actually have to be doing it
it's not the same
no
it's not so good on it
yes I mean
I find it to be something really fucking
well that's the answer
it's still got some on it
you can see it
what is some of that
no but on that one you can see where it's from why
You don't actually see where he's been, right?
Well, some of us don't see him, because some of us don't even walk around.
No one's in here, he's in the bottom.
Yeah, I don't look like he's just like a kid, fully like someone's gone.
That's what I mean.
You can see the guy.
Okay, somewhere around here.
We're going to go check out who this fucking person is.
That's so weird.
The wash machine out of my iPhone, she's the wash machine.
Come on, water. Try it.
No, I'm gonna see the kid.
Is that the next one?
So, that looks like my ass, and so.
I'm going to go down, I'm actually going to go down there, do you want to go down there?
I'm going to go down there.
Have you cleaned any doors?
No, I've cleaned any doors.
Have I cleaned any doors?
No, no.
I know he's drunk, but I'll still talk to you this time.
No, please don't.
I'll fucking go down like a sack of potatoes.
I know you would.
What?
You're not going to tell anyone?
Well just follow me here, Jake.
I'll follow.
Why are we getting there?
Oh, I'm going to break the road across.
Yeah, mate, I'll be there.
Look at the door.
Can you see where it's been wiped?
Yeah, I can.
And then touch it.
And then fill your fingers.
What the fuck?
That's like grease.
That's how I'm going to clean this.
I think we cleaned this.
Yeah, well, I'll clean that.
We're respecting me, I'm the same as you are today.
You wouldn't do half a job, not so much on the internet.
Well, there we go.
Well, that's all.
Condensation.
I was learning.
My J, they haven't just got a condensation in Plea Bannham.
And I say, erm, I'll sick yourself is.
Can I say that?
Sorry, I'll have to give it a two more.
No, I can sell.
Easter's called.
Do you know what it looks like?
It looks like, erm, something's quite bruised on the board.
Yeah?
Yeah, do you know what it is?
It's like someone's had a chair and you can just go on.
All like this with their hair.
It's like you have a Tuesday.
I don't know.
I mean, it's Tuesday, what does that mean?
Mate, I have it taken away every day.
She does bring it to a show.
I'm going to tell you about your piece here.
Charlie, you come to your...
It actually is a fun fact for you lot.
Listen to this jazz.
Guys, that's its fun fact.
If you...
You can see the...
No, you can see someone's...
A gentleman.
I'm doing a Steve Batchel.
Steve Batchel's style.
I've never met him.
You've got quite a couple.
Barely 60, what a show.
If you...
Steve Batchel.
What a bloke.
A Batchel.
Yeah.
He's a good lad.
I've never met a bloke.
He could be Dutch people.
I'm sure he's a great guy.
Can we have facts?
Yeah, sorry.
Probably for the best.
He's a fun fact.
Okay.
He's actually a healthier to not use shampoo every day.
So my, yeah, is that good?
Right, come on, you goosey bastard.
Why not?
Sorry about this, I just walked in before 5pm.
You shut up, you shut up.
I have not.
All you can do is shut up.
All you can do is shut up twice a week.
Shut your fucking mouth!
Sorry about that, but sometimes you've got to fucking drive away.
Right, wow.
Sure else, put it in the bin.
You're not wearing a ring before you do it.
You are?
I'm not creasing it before you do it.
Yeah, I'm sure you would have noticed it before it knows.
This is the difference between myself and other people.
I clean up.
Hence why I'm currently here.
But since in the bin.
And as you can see each other, doesn't clean up.
But you have cleaned up the victims, I can give you credit where I credit studio there.
Just, I think, by the way, imagine, alright, well we actually don't have to imagine.
When I start living in it, I'm actually going to clean, right, and if they didn't
have a cleaner. Imagine what this place would look like. This place, if there wasn't no cleaner,
must be the definition of fucks. None of the people saying they have to try to go out the
way to buy a bin. They've bought everything, they've got the nice setups, they've got this,
they've got that. No one wanted to buy a fucking bin. This is why the bin is a bin bag on the floor.
I've got some advice if anyone loses their coin, never get any quality carpet, because
it will not come out, it will stain.
Sure, I will always tell this to him.
And then I'll say,
Alright, good to go.
I mean, that's what pops it off for me.
That pops it off for me. It's like chewing gum.
Chewing gum.
That was it for me.
And that's why I will never stay here. I've made that decision now, I will never stay here.
And that is somewhere, none of them have ever been in my life.
And if somebody denies following me through the whole house, that's not going to be a very, very likely.
You want a Pepes?
You want a Pepes?
Thank you.
That was this morning?
Yeah, the pepper is this morning.
This evening, sorry.
This evening.
It's quite afternoon.
Yeah.
There we go.
It seems like it's quite hot.
Hot, mate.
Hot.
Hot.
It seems like it's quite hot.
Fuck me, I actually fucked him.
Look, there's eggs in the sink.
What the fuck am I doing with this?
How is this actually efficient?
He's got eggs in the sink.
I'm also convinced by the way, that that door has been fucking greased out of it.
What else could it actually fucking be that?
Oh, he burnt the tiles, he burned the fucking pan as well, was it?
No one's bought a fucking shelf to put the stuff in when it's right.
See, it's literally five minutes just like washi stop after you've used it, and I've been back in March, and no one's been there anymore.
Now what I will do, if you could talk up your present, I will wash his plate, but I don't think I can tell some, so I've got my duty to do so.
There we go.
Oh that's smooth, it's clear.
It's like deciding to get a kick to your little chap.
Shut the f**k up man.
They need to want some bleach.
Yes, James are you okay mate?
Hello?
James you can't hear you mate?
I cannot hear you Jinkster.
What?
You're not the one who keeps you coming down.
Yeah, no, I know mate.
Oh shit.
Right, let's do a long chat back upstairs.
I think we're going to practice some scenes for the tour of the other side.
Very, very, very soon.
Let's go test, test, test, test, to receive the sun!
Oh, hey Quinty.
Oh, they're quick.
Oh my god, what's going on in these streets?
Hold it!
There's people on the side.
One of the powerpads at the bottom, left foot there at the window and the wave at me.
Yes, sir, sir. Just like I said, we've got a big camp soon.
What do you mean?
Me, you, a dead end.
Jinx is charmed.
All spamming charmed.
Jinx is jinx is jinx is jinx is jinx is jinx.
Jinx no!
Change!
It's me, you dead end.
Jinx.
Jinx what?
I got that fucking chancellor, will you?
I'm fucking better than you.
You fucking shit, you do what I said.
Fucks sake, come on.
What about it, ain't it?
What?
You can't talk about the Royal John Weasel
He can't talk about the Royal John Weasel
Give me a wave Chas
I'll call the security guy
I'll go and look
What?
Have you gone?
I'll call the security guy
Yo
By the way, there's a car outside the security
They'll call them and they'll come
Yeah
I've got a player that's got a very good 60s tall and a jeep's 60s.
I'll see him in a bit of a corner safe.
Where are you going?
I'm just going to go out to myself.
You up? No, there's no one left.
Go to safe.
Are you?
I've just been played.
Are you?
You've only been played for a while.
Yeah.
I don't know how you make them do that.
I've just been played.
Just wanted to get you behind that.
I get you.
Chaslock and Reagler.
What?
Chaslock and Reagler.
Is it?
Yeah.
Chaslock and Reagler.
What?
I'm sure you need a cock out.
Can I put it in my thick top again?
Can I put it in my thick top again?
What, my knob?
Did you see that?
I nearly got it in my back.
You found it?
Yeah, I don't know the entire cycle.
Oh, shit!
There's a couple of people outside.
Two of them are just one-off now.
There's one...
I'm going to go open a box of cards.
I can beat you.
Come on.
They've fucked with the wrong house.
Did someone just...
Oh that's a fucking save it.
Jean, do you mind if I walk inside? I've got this one, bro.
Have you? You got it, have you?
I've got this one, bro.
Get back inside! I've got it!
What have you got exactly?
I'll wait here.
For what, the rest of the night?
Mate, however long it takes.
Please get back inside!
Wait, and who are you trying to be here, Doctor Strange?
Er, I don't know.
I'm trying to be Jakey David.
It's only half nine, innit?
We're half nine, isn't it?
We do.
Why has he come down here after all this time?
Thinks he's out.
He goes and thinks he's out, but he's not going to fuck out.
Probably.
Don't talk to him, because I don't stop really when you see him right now.
Probably killing him though.
Oh!
Oh!
I don't know what I'm talking to you first.
You're on at eleven?
Yeah, I think so.
You've played Rainbow before.
Yeah?
Yeah, don't mind Rainbow.
I could never get into it.
Could you not?
But it's weird isn't it?
Yeah
Well, I said no twitter tonight cause I just thought I'm busy
Yeah
Yeah
You got any airwaves on your chest?
No
Bulls ball
Straight bulls ball is it?
Yeah, yeah
Any links?
Yeah
14 stings of all your orange
Yeah
Yeah
You know I'm there
Yeah, it's at 10 by the way
Is it?
No
Just come there
You go and smash it mate.
Yeah.
Ah, Jess.
You don't drip things yourself now.
You represent us.
OK.
You go in there and you bomb whoever you have to bomb.
All right.
Bormad and Wong.
You don't let them get a smidge.
Yeah, no worries, I want to do it.
Like I say, sorry about the breath.
I forgot from that.
So what I do there is it's a joke.
You rest on that and see the smell.
No, no, no.
I can feel it.
I can feel it.
It doesn't snap.
Yeah, that's strawberry.
That's strawberry.
It looks all right.
It's got something like that.
Oh, thank you mate.
You're a good boy.
No worries.
Right, here comes the bummin'.
Hey!
Hey!
You're so important to me.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I'm just going to sit here.
Right, let's get a desktop chat.
Let's get a fucking mockery and roll it.
Let's get a travel
He's done two backs of that fucking proper shit, sir
He's actually found out what fuck he worked in
Fui
Friday, I can't allow that one
Why?
Because I don't live high on the frim
Oh, man!
Yeah, well, I've got high standards, don't I?
Dude, dude, it's a fine moment
Mate, bro, the backpack is worth about, fucking, five TG
That's your worth, 30 grand?
Sit down, fill up, let's eat
Don't you ever fucking talk to me like that again. Do you understand? You fucking stupid little bastard.
You will fucking work when I say work. You will not eat, drink. You will not eat. You will not drink.
You will not fucking talk behind that fucking camera.
Don't let me do that again, okay?
One final task before you leave.
Go upstairs and get me a canal twice, please.
Two, three, two, one.
Once again, I'm going to be talking about Newcastle, which is much more connected.
Hello, hello, hello!
Right, see, yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, your mum's a ho, ho, ho, ho, we call me Santa, because
I'm Santa and Dave, alright bars? Like I'm Dave, call me David the Hayat, I'll show
you a save, don't chat to me, because I'll put you, and I'll make you small like a garden
pea. Yo, from, look, hello there, fucking, I'll tell you what, I'm fucking glad to
be back, but what's gonna piss me off though is in about 20 minutes when my seeds won't
work. So just bear that in mind chat. Just bear that in mind because the seeds won't work
for them. It's alright, we'll get there. Chaz is not playing. That's a fucking shame.
Nah, I'm joking. He will be. Chaz will be alright. Right, I'm just calling me Samson.
nice one. Cheddar's not actually playing. Let me see what he's doing. Where is he?
OK. He's opening cards at the minute. Codings. Oh, here he is. Yeah, I know, yes.
Right, what I was going to say now. So, let's put a little bit of tune music on.
Let me see if I can alter my settings whilst I'm here.
Audio.
Dettopodio want my device to...
Yeah, I don't think I can just yet.
Yeah, I'm live so I have to do it later.
I've read on the stream room from the ideas from earlier.
I did the same on the tip to the sink. Oh wait cookie. You designed it mate. That's unreal
I don't know which I've gone over we've got another on your car in a room. Oh, actually. Yeah, fuck it chat what we can do
Right. Yeah, no, that's fine. What we can do chat is if you can make me a design of like this streaming room
So like the one before I'm going to show you one now if you make me one that's similar to that
Right, and then I base off that then basically the winner of whoever makes the best room
I'll fucking I'll reach out to you and get something and give you something sorry
Let's go
Okay, but I'm gonna be honest this one
This one is unreal like if you I don't actually think you're gonna be able to fence mate
Just so it says you should go back downstairs
You're fucking good like you. Thank you very much mate. Can you order your Uber? Yeah, I don't mean to get your Uber
whilst it's coming can you have a look at the backpack and see if you can turn the brightness up
obviously it's gonna take two minutes it doesn't matter
if you get the brightness up you have it come through chop chop I think these are 300 quid
actually so chop chop mate wait I need to wait where you going to don't say if
not he dad is with you who's dad's with me what Jinx's dad there's about a
calling apparently so I'll wait
Chaz is out there's no way to remove that oh I couldn't fucking he's done
this time so I think someone's coming down the stairs. Yeah it is, it's jakey. You all right jakey?
Yeah, bad news. What's the bad news mate? Chaz has just been dropped.
I have a spat on you. For the news not the weather. Yeah sorry, he's uh he's- He has actually
been dropped. He's welcome to chat I've just told me. Yeah. Do you have to be from Chinese?
Pardon? Do you have to be from Chinese? No I'm okay thank you. Yeah a bit rough that
ain't it really. He has actually been dropped haven't I bet? I guess he's been dropped for
Yeah, you just rang me now on Facebook Messenger and he said I Jake give me the free magic numbers on the back of your card
and you're playing so I've given him my card details yeah that's who your
grounds come out but I think I'm playing right okay can I be honest yeah I saw
what Jeezy Leedson's earnings mate I don't think he's fucking ass what any
other he's fucking them perfectly fine results so who's taking
Oh, it's very useful, look there.
I think you need to get Chazarira and get a welfare check going.
Because I think he may be driving himself in the bath.
Wait, so who am I having on my team?
I don't know, but I think he's driving himself in the bath.
No! Bath!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
reach the boss and have his power with him
and you can see the people of the chaos here trying to pull water and keep it alive
and in the end it won't die
I was dying to see this then. I've been kicked out of the stage for a minute.
I never did that.
Jinxie got rid of me.
Why?
I don't know, maybe I'm just not...
This little calder dragon said,
maybe he will never make it enough.
He's...
He's lying here.
Wait, how did you know you were in?
I don't know, I'm just...
I don't know, I'm just...
I don't know, I'm just...
I don't know, I'm just...
I can believe that.
James, did you see that on the street that you were in?
I put my control freaks on, I put my paddles on.
And somehow I ended up half-clothed
in the fucking shower.
We should have waited for you to go on.
I don't know where I'm anymore.
All right.
So you're not playing?
I don't want to play anymore.
Hmm?
All right.
I'm busy tonight.
Yeah, yeah, busy.
Yeah.
Yeah, I will. I'll try to do it.
And...
How do you block your shower?
It's probably...
No, look to your right.
You can put your fingers in there, Paul, but I have it in there.
You've lost your head.
You better keep them on, because it stops you getting fucking blocks.
It was blocked before I was once a girl.
There's bigger fucking things coming in life at the moment.
Well, I'd have never liked what the fuck you're doing here, Greg.
Of course, my place seems to be...
Can you go play Twitch? I'll go play with you.
When?
After I've done the tournament.
Fuck you, Greg.
Go do whatever you want.
Go do whatever.
Jay.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Yeah.
Right, he's back in.
Go!
Come on, come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
No, I don't know how I am, I don't know how I am, but I'm on.
They were spending as much as five minutes.
They're lying.
You've not.
You've won Nilden.
No!
No!
Crack attack, yeah, I can imagine to be fair, I believe you.
He's actually not looking!
Nah, it's the bath chat, it's not the shower,
we should be all right.
We should be good.
Right, Jack, did a quick one update this from his room and he didn't know he actually didn't get anything good.
Terrible. All of it, shit.
Every single one of them are shit.
Only four cards. Can't be right.
Anyway, same pipes, that's what I thought, but it's not.
I don't... I thought I thought it was not. It generally is just a master.
I've got it up here. I don't see each other's name anywhere. Oh, Chaz, there is back in.
actually is back him. Hang on let me give Degie a call see if he's up for it.
I'm leaving him. One minute Chas.
Yeah, I'm live on stream right now, mate.
Is the discord the one in Mojicarla, Twitter?
No, no, no old tournament. No, I'm not
Yeah, can you invite it please just shall I see in a bit mate? Oh my god, just come here
Oh my god, you must see me on this card.
Right, see you in a minute mate.
Right, we're joining chat, we're good to go, we're good to go.
Right.
Yeah!
Quickly before we start,
this is what I was gonna say to you guys, all right?
Oh my God, look at this.
Wrong screen.
Look, if you can create an image like this,
I don't care if you say I or whatever.
I mean, I'd rather it not be, oh, I love.
Yeah, so you're saying, cousin?
I was gonna say something, though.
Yeah, so basically, this is the guy
created this fucking unreal image. How good is that? Obviously, I know that you... I'm not
trying to discard. Wait, am I? Oh. Alright, I've left the discard, don't worry, I've left
it. I don't know why it put me in the voice call. So anyway, as I was saying, I couldn't
hear them. I don't know why... I mean, I'm more worried why I couldn't hear them, to
honest and let me join back and see what's works
table where the hell is ruining this call fucking it yo station like that
yo ginger what's going on man it's a nice to meet you yes hello there okay
didn't mate yeah I'm alright mate good night in all that everybody ginger we
swap team glade sabre that yeah did you choose to swap team jacks
Jinch may I speak to my office really quick? Of course you can Jinx. You just dragged me mate. Yep
No, we love to
Did you feel that? There's another British person here
Yes, you can see okay, mate. Hey, so things have changed. I'm down to listen to it. What's going on? Yeah, fuck it
Let's go. I don't think you were invited guys. I know
Jinx, do you remember when I told you
XQC was on your team?
Yeah, I remember, because specifically it was like,
Deji shit, I'm okay, Deji's good, so that's good.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
So things have changed.
Oh, okay, can you explain what you mean by that,
so Nicholas?
So my, I too, well watch the Nicholas thing, okay?
It's called me, Jinxie, or Nick.
No research.
And your teammate is now,
Have I explained enough drumroll?
Your teammate is now my dad.
Pardon?
Bye!
Wait!
Slow down!
The fuck!
My dad!
I just heard.
Wait!
Wait!
Oh, are you better fucking have some fucking good reasoning for what the fuck I just heard?
Just wait, bro.
My dad is actually been playing this game since 2022.
How's he now? How's he now?
Was that before or after he was fucking your mom
so they could make you, what the fuck do you mean?
I'm playing with your dad!
Jens, you're not really hearing me, but you're not hearing me.
No, I'm hearing you loud and clear.
I'm playing with your father, the person that you came from.
I wish.
You were in his ballsack.
I'm playing with your dad, mate.
How's this happened?
Because a lot of things transpired.
Basically, um, XQC, like Ray and Lose, uh, if I put them with Silky, it would be like
sending a lamb to the slaughter.
Like, if I put Ray and Lose with Silky, it'd be like sending a lamb to the slaughter.
So I had to buff that team by giving them XQC, and I had to nerf your guys' team, because
you and Deji have both played the game.
Deji's played R6.
Played the game!
Not bad.
Deji1 has glasses and can't fucking see straight, and 2, he's fucking shit!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, Dede's right here.
He's right here.
Oh, yes, oh.
Yeah, Dede, I'm looking forward to playing when you make.
You should be good.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Dede's a much bigger boy.
Come on, guys.
Y'all got this, man.
Y'all got this.
Jason, wait.
Jason, where the fuck are your teammates?
Well, they're up there.
What the fuck is Jason even in here?
Yeah, that's all.
Yeah, how about dragging him out?
No, no, no, wait.
Dede, can I join the bug boys for a day?
For a day.
You can have 24 hours.
Yeah.
Nice.
All right.
We take all your revenue stream. Yes, Joe. Sorry. I just have a quick question before you DC here, man
Um, why am I put with two players that have never played the game before?
So yes, let me actually great question. Let me look at the bracket here
If I send us level four and silky didn't ever install the game Joe
So yeah, so okay, so I'm gonna spectate five games to get first-rounded
You
Jason you fucking hustled me out of eight grand I don't want to hear anything from you
So I love your philosophy videos like genuinely. Thank you. All right. So your favorite one. I was watching the
uh...
uh... i thought i thought chazzo is in the comical we speak about what we're
not situation so
chazzo does have a chance to get it in it depends if silky's game takes an
hour down
he's just not going
wait so so he hasn't even downloaded the game
and he hasn't played the tutorial and you put him on my team
I'm going to crash out
Joe on the right side
We can put your guys's game last and I'll give you guys time to warm up as a team and you play
Yeah, there's no point in fucking warming up mate if you're fucking that shit you just fucking doomed
Fucking but Joe on the bright side, right? Let me think there isn't really a bright side Joe on the okay
Anyway, I got it.
You're one of the best players in the tournament.
Joe, you wanna see this tournament, right?
What?
He's hot.
Really?
What are you talking about?
Joe, what level are you?
What level are you?
44, I can't even play ranked.
We have good news.
It's down voted already.
It's down voted.
Wait, the chat actually has a good idea.
They're saying to do a draft.
No, hell no.
Hell no.
Not a bad idea.
Hell no.
Not a bad idea.
That's not a good idea.
Take it. I mean, I don't know.
So wait, have eyes. I mean, have eyes.
Hell no.
Have eyes. Let me call you.
My team can't get worse.
Oh, go on.
Holly, thank you for the 10.
For the 10. Thank you for the 10.
Go on, Holly. Thank you very much.
Love, I appreciate that.
Honestly, thank you so much, Holly.
You're an absolute fucking legend, love.
Thank you very much, thank you so much Holly honestly, thank you though, I appreciate it
so much for playing, I can't really fucking help it mate, but hang on, I'm trying to make
me have a key so that when I click it it will mute and deafen, oh, add keybind, we'll
We'll go toggle deaf him.
Perfect.
So I click it now.
All right, let's do a FIFA wager.
Oh, FIFA wager?
Oh my God, I'll do a FIFA wager.
Who wants that?
Let's do brahalla wager.
Who?
I'm so down!
I am down!
I thought you wanted brahalla wager.
Oh, you don't want it, bro, stop.
What is that, innit?
I think Jason might be on that.
Oh, is it anime?
Your pubes are orange, James.
What the fuck?
What's that got to do with an
offending?
What, you like anime, don't you,
Jace?
Well, Hullah is a fighting game.
Yeah, well, you know.
Again, arcade games.
You've got to do that as well,
aren't you?
Wait, give me two seconds.
I'm going to go upstairs.
One second.
One second.
Yeah, James, you owe me,
you owe me noodles.
We like didn't lose. Oh, you want some new? Oh
Yeah, you're right, mate. Oh, yes, right
Ray there you go. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't want to join us Jase
What I said Jackie don't want to join us
What the fuck is wrong with you no because
Me and you
You know, that's the grinch.
Yes. Yes. Yes. You're right.
You heard your Jimmy's by to
trick us out to some noodles.
Oh, right. Do you like noodles?
Right? Hell yeah. That's all
for me and Jason. We love
noodles. I actually do love
noodles. I love noodles as
well. Yo, right. Guess what
some sort
Order we starting. Yeah. Yes, you're a mate
No, Jinch. Yeah, we're a draft captain wrong wait wait what?
No, no, no, no, we can't know we can't we can't wrap we can't do another drop
There's no way I'm doing I'm literally going to land there's no no I can't get no
Oh.
Did you just, did you just voice?
But it-
Is that a special card?
We have to because we have to because there's not enough people?
Are you dead at us?
No, I was lying, but he did air the idea of drafting before he daft it.
So I don't know what I'm talking about now.
No.
Ron, just so you know, out of the 1000s you owe me, you owe me a gifted sub this month,
if that's all right.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot.
Thank you very much man, I appreciate that a lot.
Thank you.
I forgot, Chad, who was there for that? I do remember that. I do.
Oh, Jens, did you win your 1v1 against Marlin after the Rocket League?
I did win it, yeah, absolutely.
Well, just one minute, I've got a message to you, right, Jake?
I've not seen any balls of balls, Jens.
Yeah, can we make sure that doesn't come in, please? Thank you.
I've just muted to speak to you two, so...
Sorry, are you speaking this?
Deji, Joe Bart, Jinxie, Ray, Stailor and Aldo, Hi-Fi, it's Jason.
Ah, cool.
They can't hear you.
Oh, sorry.
Just wanted to...
Yo, Ron.
Chairman of Gifted Sub, mate.
I appreciate it a lot, Ron.
Thank you, brother.
Cheers, mate.
Thank you.
Oh, Ron.
I've got two of the both boys there that want to say something to you, mate.
Hey, Deji.
I'm listening.
Oh.
Hello, hello, hello.
I'm back.
Try again.
Try again.
So, what's the update?
This is going really well.
I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
Jinx is speaking. Come on.
I can have this.
I had Jinx sees me from Manchester, he's Jake.
Yes, Jinx sees me.
Who the fuck is Jake?
Yes.
You want to tell me about it?
Yes, Jinx sees me. I saw the... I can't be original.
Jinx sees me, Jake, from Manchester.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'll unmute now.
Jinx sees what's happening to you, like, boss, boss.
What is it?
It's all right, no, they said, well, you shut the fuck up.
It's alright, they said you shut the fuck up.
You tell Daddy he's top one black people all the time.
Can you?
I think you should not have the buzz balls.
Mate, haven't you fucking had a buzz ball?
I can imagine this house isn't going to go well because someone's going to cancel themselves.
Do you think you can get like this?
Yeah, cancel for being respectful.
Do you think you can get me in?
Can I tuck you in?
I'm gonna fuck you in. I'm gonna fucking fuck your lights out, you know.
Oh, that's what I was looking for.
Grab a little streammaker and draw yourself.
That's like, you just come in and say, fucking, tell me you're telling the street.
Do you often do that? Stop people in the street and just go, no?
Get on with your day. No, no, no, no, carry on.
I've ruined your life, I'm sorry.
Can you tell daddy what I say?
Yeah, no, I'll let you tell him if you want.
Quick, get a chance later.
Can you tell?
Yeah, there's one more.
I got cheeser, I got cheeser, I got cheeser, I got cheeser, I got cheeser
come on, come on, uh, Deji, Bino wants to say something to you, mate
there we go
oh, hey
what's going on, right?
wait, what does Bino want to say?
what's going on?
what's going on brother, how are you?
hello Deji, hello Deji, I'm the number one person of all time
oh my god, you wanna get Neon in here
wait, you want Neon in here, you guys really wanna get Neon in here?
yeah, Neon, Neon, Neon
he couldn't get a fuck
Come on, bro. We never make it the big leagues
Come on. We've talked about five last every week
We never gonna make the big leagues, bro. Let's go on then
We never make it the big leagues
No, no, no, come on
He didn't say anything
Come on, come on
Come on, let's fucking hold it
Oh, fucking fucking stories, man
Just put the apple underneath, thanks
Cheers, mate
$30,000 is $30,000
First match we got what she's doing Riley Bruce come from eight of
Are you right you're right you're right high-fives get in here shuffle the brackets at the time
Okay, hi guys get in here don't I'm gonna go be high-five screen chair and shuffle all right shuffle shuffle
I'll be back. What's that?
We're doing this right.
We're doing this against Cuff-Em.
Are you ready?
Ray, we're doing a draft, Ray.
Go!
Ray, we're getting ready to draft.
You ready?
Yo, chill out, Ray.
Yo, chill out, Ray.
Alright.
I'm 25.
Oh, shoot.
Nice.
I won't get drafted, I don't worry, I'm good.
You know I'm Jewish.
Yeah, of course.
You're Aiden, doing the spa.
Ask him, Degi, Degi, no, no, Degi, Degi,
what are you gonna realize?
You cannot box.
Yo.
I can't, I didn't.
You're fucking on me.
What was that, sorry, Degi, yeah?
You're not freaking on me, why are you being mean?
No, because you're,
I don't want you to get embarrassed again
if I'm not sure.
Damn, Joe Bart, you're a quick Joe Bart, hold on, bro.
You look like Joe Burrow.
He looks like Joe Burrow.
I got everything.
You got a good frame.
You got a good frame.
Hey, come on, do monkey in this car right now.
Come on, bag up.
Tits out.
Tits out right now.
Get to it.
Let's go.
Shut up, weirdo.
All right.
I'm locked in for the R6 tournament.
So where's Bruce?
Bro.
That's your teammate, bro.
I'll put a good one on this five deck.
Oh, low enough.
He told me he was going to be wild awake, bro.
He told me, oh, God.
Wait, Bruce is awake.
Bruce is awake.
He's asleep.
I don't know.
He's awake.
He's awake.
He was in my chat like an hour ago.
Yeah.
What the fuck is this call, by the way?
I'm sitting here with Aiden Ross,
Kofan, Joe Barr, Ronaldo, Ray Jase,
Deji, Jinxit, Axe, Hiveye, Twishit,
Sima, everyone.
And I'm fucking, what the fuck is going on right now
for being totally honest with us.
What the fuck?
I don't know, so you can't, no, you can't get to the back.
Hold on, Jake's camera on the back.
I know how to do it, Joe!
Like, right down here, we don't eat jacket with tightness.
Like, we don't eat jacket with tightness.
All right.
Like, we eat chili dolls and burgers.
He's feeling me, like, that's all we eat, bro.
So, um, what we're gonna do is if anybody's asleep,
if anybody's not ready to go,
we're just gonna put their game last.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I
think there's full of. Yeah.
Hi, guys. Are you ready to
shuffle? Are you ready to
shuffle? We need screen share.
Yeah. He's ready. Let me
believe my camera. Yeah.
We're gonna completely randomize the bracket. All right, okay
Who is this?
Where is it?
Can everybody see
Why am I spin it seven times seven
two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven.
Yes, yes, we have a chance, we have a chance, we have a chance.
Oh my god.
This is good.
This is good.
Dude, XQC is not good at this fucking game, bro.
We're good, bro.
What's up, Jit?
What's up, Jit?
Jit, we're the first game.
You can't beat us, Jit!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh, you've lost, Joe.
If you break down the rules, you lose.
You know how to dance?
You know how to dance.
The games are going to be about...
Jit, you've lost, Jit.
The games are going to be about 12 minutes.
12 minutes.
12 minutes.
12 minutes.
12 minutes.
It has to fall, Henderson.
Uh, we're going to swap it every game.
Swap it every game.
Oh, can I request a map?
Uh, sure.
No.
No.
No requests from Joe. No requests from Joe. No requests.
All right, so every time.
Okay, so now can you go to the general chat and add me?
I already sent how to do it.
Yeah, the only way to get into the lobby is adding high-vives.
You can't get in any other way.
Okay, okay.
Or add it in here.
That's high-vives.
My dad is one of the best guys in the tournament.
He's the answer.
I'm gonna get you on Discord.
Damn.
What the fuck?
Damn.
My dad is great. My dad is great.
How many hours do you have?
Not on Discord.
Not on Discord.
Go to the general and add me on Ubisoft.
I already told you how to do it.
Look, I'll post it on YouTube.
Oh, shit.
I forgot to add you on Ubisoft, bro.
Wait.
Do I have to add you or one of my dates?
Jinx, see how old is he, guys?
He's not here.
Question, Jinx.
My name is XQ Kawa.
Jinx, let's move to our chat.
Let's move to our...
All right, let's go and get to this comment.
All right, you're next to me again, Jinx.
You too, mate.
All right, you too, mate.
Cease you to ask you execute is not cool. I
Can't join because there's maximum people in there any chance of Ronaldo fucking leaving
Mundane, he's always does called mundane
I need to I need he's dad's ass. He said he's that's one of the best
Hello there mundane
Who's that I am are you are you jinxed his father?
I'm going to be playing your
team on your team for the
tournament, mate.
Yeah, it's ginger.
Oh, my God.
You okay, mate?
Hello, mundane.
It's dead cheese.
Hello.
How do you go get...
How'd y'all get in here?
And this is weird.
Oh.
Because, like, you're like...
I'm from a cook.
You're like, like, like,
set this up on, like,
the fucking whatever
discord it is.
I hate discord.
I hate discord.
I hate discord.
I hate this part
but now you're in here
Ron, what's up buddy?
No, Ron, what's your name?
Ron
My name is your name Mike, uh, Mike
Mike, Mike, hello there Michael
uh, Ron's not actually with us anymore
Do what?
Yeah, Ron's not with us anymore
I can hear you through the speakers but not through the microphone
Right, okay, so I'm gonna tell you what to do then, Mike,
and then you're gonna try and replicate it, okay?
Can you see?
Yeah.
Can you see your settings cog on Discord?
Yeah, I've got your Xbox, right?
So I'm not laughing at you, Mike, sorry.
Ron is gone, he's not on your team.
What do you mean?
Ron isn't on your team, Mike.
Maybe your juice is on my team, right?
Yeah, yes, and then dead. She's also on your teams and dead. She do you want to introduce yourself, right?
Hello, Mike. My name is dead. She. How are you doing? Oh my god, yeah, I can't hear
but
Can't show you just I quit this game
Should I put this game? I'm just I've been a game right now. I just started. Yeah
I'm just gonna quickly ring
She ain't sick. You did say what he's made to ring him. She just bowed me a minute
I'm gonna put this game that but what I get what I get like band
I think we're like fucked.
What?
Yeah, we are.
Yeah, we are.
Fuck, I'm cut to answer this one.
James, dad, please call.
James, say.
What the fuck is your dad doing on my team?
He can't hear me, I'm coming for his speakers.
He thought Ron was on his team and he was on it.
He thought Ron was in the discord and he was.
Dengie hasn't got a fucking clue and he doesn't even know the clue what Discord is!
Yes, I'm gonna need you to trust yourself. I'll play over that ball, I'll be there in a moment.
Love you mate.
Jerry?
Hello team.
I can hear you through my speakers and through my PC.
Hello.
Through my headset. I can hear you through my speakers.
Perfect.
I'm gonna take all of them.
Four notes.
Well that's not good though is it, Jake?
You can use the hair for his head set.
No, it's a lot easier to do you guys.
I think everything's just, eh?
That's a good enough...
Wait, Jake, is he actually your dad?
Yes.
He's the easiest path to path easily.
What?
No.
Easiest path possible.
Dad, I'm not even playing.
I'm not even playing.
Dad, I'm watching.
You're saying that's all good.
You can hear each other.
Fuck off.
And then figure it out.
Wait, you can't hear them through your headset. Oh God. Oh, no, I can't hear through the speaker
Well, then that's fine
Jinx is okay. I mean we can deal with that. Yeah, that's good
Dutchie and angry
Ginger, right? That's the one. Yeah, that's the one Michael
So I'm gonna invite you and you guys are gonna play right now, right?
What are we playing now?
Yeah, you guys have the first game in the bracket.
Don't worry, I'm good.
Oh, mate.
Yeah, I'm going to invite two out Xbox here.
All right, hold on, hold on.
Oh, wait, Jin.
Oh, mate.
Yep, my connection is bad.
You don't have to worry about me.
I promise you I'm actually good at this game.
I used to play this game all the way, like Mac and Xbox,
One Days, and all that.
OK, well, I look forward to that.
Thank you.
Right, do I need to add high-fives, Jinx?
Yeah, yes.
I put it in general. Yeah, okay. No, I thank you. All right. Oh
Jim see can you invite your dad?
Dad I already invited you dad on Xbox
You guys are playing against
Sina Joe Bart and silky
Okay, I could be worse
Yeah, the trucker to a separate call, please. Yep
I'm on PlayStation so that's how I'm gonna add you from there. Yeah, yeah, it still applies
But on the left it says profile rainbow six C notifications account management or support a creator. It doesn't say social
Interesting give it on your stream I can show you on my stream. Yeah, yeah
Okay, can you get out of this?
Yeah.
And then, fuck, how do you do it on console?
Navigate to the people?
Oh, I've got invite friends, Ubisoft Connect, that.
Yep.
I see what it loads. Okay, search for any player. Okay, we're off to a good start now.
Yep. I'm trying to put my name in.
Ginger. You okay, mate?
Ginger, Manchester United is not good. Okay. And we're going to go with that.
All right, and who do you supply?
I'm an arsenal fan
Okay, and the next question if you ate and when was the last time you went to an arsenal game?
Never my life. I've heard enough already
Wait, okay, but I like enter Miami messy. Yeah, of course you do because you're American and you follow messy correct
Yes, yeah, typical typical fucking okay
Like dude America's soccer is better than where you're from the okay, so I'm from England and
We created football so that's fucking bullshit. And I didn't yes. We did mate
dude football came from like
Like Argentina football came from England and it first of all it's called football not soccer
I heard you say soccer then I let it slide. Let's not hear it the second time
All this football club in the world is Sheffield FC, and I believe it was over a hundred years old.
You're right, dude. I'm sorry. Goddamn, dude. You're so aggressive.
Obviously, I was joking. Manchester United is a great team, I fold, okay?
Thank you. Thank you very much, mate.
But be honest, do you like Messi or Ronaldo better?
Ronaldo.
Why?
Ronaldo worked extremely hard to get where he was.
where he was, where I guess Messi didn't do the same.
No, no, but Messi was more naturally talented.
It's not the other way around.
No, Ronaldo worked his fucking ass off.
First at training, last at training.
That's, I don't, I think in terms of mentality,
physique and work ethic, there's no one in the world
like Cristiano Ronaldo and myself.
And yourself?
Yeah.
Okay, so Messi's better than that.
It's a good point.
Messi literally was disabled.
you didn't ask me that question you said who do I prefer
I'm you know I'm really you I'm a huge fan of Mason Greenwood
he is really no for his off the field work it's just
fanatic you know yeah that's not my cup of tea mate but yeah
I assume you might like Adam Johnson as well then
yeah hell yeah
do you like Tom Aspinall? Tom Aspinall yeah Tom Aspinall is fucking unbelievable
so why is he not fighting?
Why is the hospital not fighting?
Well, that seems like a question for him more than me.
Okay, well, hold on.
So you think soccer is the best sport in the world?
Football, yeah, mate, football.
No, it's not.
American football is better, MMA is better.
Baseball better.
Baseball better.
Baseball as well, is it?
So how many live viewers did the biggest game
in American football have?
Because of that bunny, I think we had 30 billion.
No, it was no one there as much as the world.
Ginger, put your camera on, dude.
I want to look at you.
My camera is on, mate.
Oh, you're in discord, aren't you?
Yeah, discord, discord.
Wake up, put it on.
I ain't got a minute, mate.
So you're telling me, OK, you don't
think me and you tell me if we wanted to,
could be good at soccer if we wanted to?
If he wanted to.
I'm good at soccer.
Cover them.
Realistically, we never played before.
If we wanted to tomorrow to get into soccer, is it too late?
No, it's never too late, mate.
It's never too late.
But going off what I saw the people like Jake Paul do when they try and
kick a ball, then you're in fucking trouble, mate.
And it's probably a bit too late.
If I'm unbelievable at FIFA, mate, yeah.
Bruce, there you go.
I can put the camera on now.
Wait, Bruce is here.
Oh, there you are.
There we go.
Wait so real quick. Yep. So how are you how like how long you didn't play soccer for?
Since yeah, so what I've been in probably
13 14
Do you like um, what's what's the what's the soccer? Uh, it's not the famous one from England
The guy with the ponytail he's slow
He's a striker Andy Carroll
I don't know. I'm here.
Wait, do you like Tom Holland?
No, no, Tom Holland, the soccer player.
Oh my god, you are about early in
Harland. Yeah, him.
Yeah, that'll do me. That's enough for me.
Okay. Well, good luck in the tournament, dude.
Cheers, mate. You too.
Hopefully we see each other.
Yeah, yeah, I did
Oh my fucking god bro just said Tom Holland
He has just said Tom Holland. Where's my actual team?
I can't join because Bruce is now in there
And you can't see my camera cold
Where's my camera?
That's a big
There we go
Yeah, Tom Holland the fucking out and so I thought it was on about
I need to know about Erlin Harland.
Where's Fannum? Where's Fannum? I'll talk to Fannum.
Where is he? I can join my call. There we go.
Bruce?
Are we okay now, Mike?
Yeah, so I asked Mike, the highest rank he got to on his own,
and it was a resounding bronze.
Yes.
But he got carried to Platinum.
I got carried to platinum, but it was not fun, it was not fun, I mean, I got carried,
that's not fun.
Honestly, legit bronze, legit bronze.
But he's not bad, he's not bad, he understands the game and he knows the game.
Mike?
Michael?
Yes.
How old are you, mate?
57 brother
Hey James a look he has it I promise I mean I mean I know that you had to pause there because I frame long view
So I got wide shoulders
But I'm
Look at my shoulder shot there fucking why?
We measured him yesterday on the stream chat
I think the only one that frame logs me in the United States is Ronnie Coleman me and our
Shorsinger actually
No, did you know he didn't he didn't he didn't know all right. He didn't that yeah, he didn't
That's his name no, he didn't he didn't say it that yeah, it's all right
Wait, what's his name again, please are you Arnold? That's his name. Yeah, I feel like the last guy definitely
What's his last name because I know an Arnold, but what
in the
last name is Schwartz.
That's his last name.
Yeah, well, I mean, you've thought about that because he's got a side of that on its
own now, mate.
I'm not lucky going, I mean, I see where you're going with it, and it's fun, it's all fun
in the games, but I love you.
But no, Arnold Schwartz.
No, no, we brought the tape measure out yesterday.
Yes, I might I've got a stream on now Mike. Can I have a look at your shoulders?
It's like I did the tape measure, you know, like I have the same like with this Arnold does but Ronnie Coleman has like he's bigger
So Ronnie Coleman
Ronnie Coleman can frame on me, but Arnold can't meet our little tie
Wait, so sorry, what's your what's your what's your whip on your shoulder?
I'm about
With Jim Johnson, how wide am I Jim? Well, I feel as though he's with funny stomach would be wider than his shoulders
And I think I said enough Michael
Yeah, I'm why the shoulder stat
Bro, I filled up a shoulder pads back in college football chat. I was fucking him
Hey, what a hey chat arena winner now
I think it's Joe.
Oh my gosh, bro, I want to play now, man.
Are we in here?
Pardon?
Degi.
Hello.
Who am I talking to right now?
Degi and Reginge.
Yeah.
Oh, shit, that A-Ginge.
I'm sorry, buddy.
Now, A-Ginge, you're fucking like 6'3", aren't you?
Yeah, 6'3", 6'2".
well six three well yeah yeah yeah you probably frame on me honestly if I want to give you a mic
I definitely 100% do you
you are I mean I'm like six one so you're taller than I am yeah I'm taller than you
honestly I mean I said USA honestly angry jenny would probably frame on me in Europe
He probably freaks me out.
I do, Mike, if I'm honest with you.
Yeah, I've been depressed for a couple weeks for that.
Yeah.
Mike, I'm 6'5".
So what?
Yeah.
6'5", bullshit.
Two separate measurements, Mike.
6'5"?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, yeah, 6'5".
Yeah.
Two rats, man.
Nice.
I had no idea.
So you'd probably bring mine by at him.
Yeah, I'm freeing him that mug, man.
Hey, they're saying you're 5'7 in my chat.
Yeah, he is.
He is 5'7, Mike.
He is.
I'm 174, 5'8 and a half, OK?
5'8 and a half.
You're basically 5'9 then.
Well, I mean, I say 5'9, but everyone's right now,
you're 5'8 and a half or 5'8.
But I say 5'9.
Listen, if you're 5'8, you're basically 5'10.
Exactly.
Thank you.
Thank you, Ginge.
Do you know what I mean?
So I still don't agree with that word you said, Mike.
and neither did that year.
Have you seen the training videos?
Who's been training, sorry Mike?
J.C. by some it's been training.
Oh right, okay.
Have you seen the videos?
No I've not seen them. Which ones are you on about?
He's fucking and he's in peak form is he now
Michael would you would you be jinxing a fight Jackie? You still have him
But I beat him in a fight. Yeah, I would never fight my son, but I
I would say I'd like old man strength. You know that is yeah, I've heard of that. Yeah
Bro, I'd probably like die after it, but I might win
I don't know I don't know if I want my kids no
But oh have you seen his training videos?
Now I've not seen his training videos mate. Wow
Danzo chill out my time you're bro
All right. Well, yeah
Bro, he's working hard. Nice. What is it that what is it? There's impressed you the most about it
Buttersliga player is changing. Oh
Yeah, Joshua Kimmich dad
jedgy
jedgy, sorry, dad, jedgy, jenji, you guys are actually up first
um, your opponent's jenna
what the fuck are you doing? we're having a nice conversation
yeah, why the fuck are you interrupting it, jinx?
like, we get it, we get it, oh, it's your tournament a lot, but me, your dad and jedgy are having a really nice conversation
yeah, it is, well, hello
and can I also just say something? your dad said something and it was quite out of order
What did he say? What did my dad say?
I'll let him know.
Are you familiar with the buddy builder Arnold?
Bonnie builder Arnold? Yeah.
Yeah.
He said the full name, Jinks.
That's where I draw the line, mate, if I'm honest with you.
Guys, get in the game!
We got to start!
Wait, we need high-vives to invite us.
Okay, 10 by the way.
Jim, you're not 5'10, you're like 6'3.
Yeah, I'm 6'3, mate, yeah.
You're a fucking idiot.
Stop flirting with my coach.
Alright, alright.
High-vives, high-vives.
High-vives, invite them.
Okay, one.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm inviting you.
Yeah, I'm inviting you.
Pink, ginger, and uh, uh...
Degi.
I'm not bad.
I'm pretty good.
Yeah, I'm inviting you to that.
Okay.
Everyone from game three is ready.
All right, I think game one's ready.
You have low status?
You have low status?
Yeah, I think game one's ready right now.
I'm just waiting for an invite.
That's all I'm waiting for.
High-vives, mate.
Oh, there you go.
Perfect.
I think it's a lot of what
it says hold why to view it but I don't have why.
Maybe you just connect.
I think I messed it up.
No I doubt it.
Hold on hold on hold on hold on.
Hold on let me let me check the invite real quick.
Dad are you on the game?
I'm not doing it.
Yes I guess I'm on the game I'm on the game.
Hey advice please invite me.
Whether it is AG, I don't want that.
I need Jinx to invite you.
I don't know where he wants.
Wait, did you send an invitation?
No, I cannot send you invites.
Interesting.
Can you go to the top right settings?
You're playing on PC, right?
Yes.
Okay, just go to the top right settings,
click the Ubisoft Connect button.
Yes.
And then you go to the profile, top left.
What does it say?
Does it say you're appearing online?
what what what just happened
you might have to like okay a couple things
okay
i think my game just crashed
i can't accept your invite even for some reason
uh...
i'm gonna keep trying
we invite you to get a chance
such stuff right now
yes they are uh... i'm saying is michael
it may keep coming up for me to click why to accept it
uh... it's not a good idea
they gotta say a couple of that you get it in there
that's it um... just go to
invite friends where you were you were going
like you're going to invite somebody and then you can just go out there
uh... didn't
okay i'm done
friends who play this game
the virus
Hi, guys, is everyone here?
Is everyone from Game 1 on your friends?
Let's get that invite if you got a way on Xbox.
It didn't let me join it.
It just says, View Profile of Us.
OK, can I see your stand again?
Yeah.
Here's these guys in Game Chat.
Are we good?
Hold on.
I think we need to go to the bell icon.
Yep.
Yeah, let me send you another one.
Thank you.
You custom game.
So you would chat?
Yeah.
We have Joe Barton here.
Mike, you're in.
You're good.
I just want to send you another invite.
Maybe that goes through.
We're going to win, Chad.
Joe Barton's a weapon.
And Andrew James is good.
So we're gonna thank you. Yeah, we should be okay. Um,
Jen, get out of here. Yep. Go to where it said like invite
friends and then you click Ubisoft connect. You know how you
added me the first time? Yeah, so I went to yeah, I'll try
and go. Hi guys, we need to we need to get a silky in here.
I know I'm aware. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm on the game now, by the way. Just saying you know.
Okay, sounds good.
Mate, you're already in it.
I'm fucking already in it, huh?
Uh, no, you're in the wrong one.
Yeah, Ubisoft Connect.
You need to, um...
Yeah, just where you're gonna invite a friend.
Not through the settings menu.
You wanna go to where you're gonna invite a friend,
and then you're gonna click Ubisoft Connect.
Okay, yep.
Ubisoft Connect.
Ah, okay.
Josie, Josie, okay.
Cross-plat.
accept
Yes, I'm in now mate. Thank you guys
Love you, bro
That is dead in here. I'm gonna get that you in
You can invite edgy interesting wait, uh, let me see if I'm a bit. Yeah, I'm online
I'm appearing online
Can you try to invite me?
Okay, let me see if we can speak to Fadham, I don't know where he is.
Hey guys, you okay, Adrian? You okay, Fadham?
Hey, Jens. Amazing.
I fucking miss you two.
We fucking changed!
I fucking missed you two.
Fucking asshole, fucking changed your balance!
My bad, but I don't think I remember any time I...
You just called me a bell, then, Fadham.
It's the first time we've spoken in a quite a while in the first video call me the fucking ballot
I miss you too I miss you too
Oh, is that is it?
Listen, if you got any fucking ideas or anything that can help us I will fucking more than I could so appreciate it
Yeah, just war
Civil war yeah, I could imagine that's definitely gonna happen at some point
like a flower war, a firework war.
Yeah, you can get creative.
So OK, so let's say for the other four people in the house,
the first thing I should do, what do you reckon,
just go and pour flour on them?
No, no, no, no, there has to be a reason.
Also, there has to be a reason.
All right, someone gifted themselves
150 subs on my card.
Yeah, yo, James try a thousand two hundred gifted we're cocking tomorrow room yesterday and get to himself
one thousand two hundred
Yeah, it's a ceasefire. Let's not bring that up James if you don't mind. Oh, yeah, so it's sorry
I should have yeah, I've overstepped them out that I should have known that I'm sorry about that
You know
Six six, yeah, it's a band for you
I saw you
Yes, I said 350 pounds
Well, so oh my god, who's on my team? Who's on my team? I've got dad you
Hmm, I've got Jinx's dad
And Jinx's dad Jinx's dad is 57 years old and don't know how to work this got
So I am as as the kids would say these days out first round
So it's been fucking pleasure and I look for some sitting here and watching the whole fucking thing
Geez
I got a question the case. I buy a shit team or is that a good team? I don't know shit about that
Well at the minute
It's a shit team, but he's gonna make it a good team
So it's like it's almost as if he started at the bottom. He's gonna work his way up
and his first game in charge they actually beat top of the league so it was a very good game.
What division are they?
It's what we call non-league so they're not actually in a professional division yet.
So they've got I think two promotions and then they'll get into a division.
What? They know that existed?
They should give me golden.
Yeah
Yeah depends depends what team you're looking for mate you could be talking tens of millions you could be talking hundreds of thousands
I want to buy
If you've got five billion
No, no, maybe maybe like even if each like 5% of a team, you know, so I never peace
There's a piece of the five. Yes. Yeah.
Yeah. Right. Perfect. Right. I'm going to go back to my corner because I think we're
starting soon. But good to speak to you. I see you in a belt. Safety, bro. Safety.
Hello there my teammates
Well, this is a fucking grunts down
What's going on here Michael I?
Don't know. Yeah, I don't see your name on here. That is weird
Yeah, look my name is there mate
Big Bert is what I'm called oh
Big pearl heads here on the team. Yeah, we're in mate. We're in
Well, there you go.
What...
What did I ever see?
Mike, do you know a fair bit about Siege?
Excuse me?
Do you know a fair bit about Siege?
Uh, a little bit, yeah.
Is there anyone you'd recommend me being?
Mmm.
Wait, you knew what to do?
Yeah, no, I do. I'll shoot the other team.
Oh, God.
I would say on like if we're attacking I would say lion is pretty good lion lion the lion thing
and it like freezes the other opponents he's got like little playmores you can put down yeah lion
if you're new if you're new the actual XWW subscribe to your channel for one month. Thank
Thank you, buddy. Thanks for the sub.
Why don't I just hand Donald Trump?
That's who speaks for me.
Oh, are you straight?
Hey, Ging, I'm fucked. I mean, I haven't fucked up.
Yeah, no, I can tell.
That's my default voice.
So anyway, I would say...
I would say Lion is a good one.
Yeah.
Um...
she's um ace aces is sort of easy he's got throwable like things that blow
balls yes they're called they're called grenades Mike he's got a good gun um I
mean ace and you know I don't know talk about um what do you think if you
play this game many yeah I'm level I'm level 66 I don't know what actually yeah
what am I level 243 you're too oh my god your level 243 I guess it is I don't
know what it means actually like on defense on defense on rook is good
because you put down your game and get his shield and everybody gets a shield
and they can heal themselves.
Rook is a good and really good player.
For a like, good stuff, good.
Okay.
Chad, I'm not right or wrong.
Rook is-
My chat is saying Rook is one.
It's not.
Michael, my chat is saying you're chatting shit, mate.
You what?
My chat is saying you're chatting shit.
Rook is good.
What do you mean we're chatting?
My chat is saying that you were talking shit, apparently Rookie's rubbish.
No, Rookie's pretty good.
I've always used Rookie.
Okay, interesting.
Your chat's trolling you.
Yeah, they might be.
Rook is actually, I mean, if you're like,
due to the game, Rook is actually a very good operator.
It's very simple, and they can kill themselves.
So if they get shot, they can pull the bullets out
and then get revived themselves.
Oh, really?
You know, no shit, it's a good operator.
Yeah, he sounds really good.
He's got a good gun, too.
Yeah, what gun is it, Mike?
Uh, it's, I don't know what gun it is.
I know. I know.
I'm confused. What are we waiting for? Are we waiting for that?
Yeah, we're waiting for the other team mate.
Jen, do you think you're coming to America?
Michael, would you invite me in with open arms?
Yes.
Then I will absolutely come to America, yeah.
Alright, because we've got, we know a guy that's got an outdoor range.
Oh, fucking straight on there with the fucking guns.
I'm not even fucking there that.
Are you trying to put a fucking gun in my hands?
Yeah, let me guess, you want to bring your bulletproof vest as well, mate?
I'm not even fucking there yet, you're already fucking organizing me having to shoot up.
Wait, wait, Mike, what state are you from?
It's about a mile. Say it again, say it again.
Here, again.
What state are you from?
What state?
Yeah.
Where do you think I'm from?
Alabama.
Close.
uh
Washington DC
Huh?
Washington Florida Florida Florida man. I should have got that
Well, I'm a Florida man chat
Bro, seriously
We're starting
Bro, I'm just here for Florida
Have you ever shot a gun before?
Uh
No, mate. I live in England. I live in England. That means no. I think that she might have
Yeah, I have I have indeed
Okay
You come to Florida
We got shotguns. We got guys
Are you guys I'm about to start are you guys ready? Yeah, you see it does try to put a gun in me
I'm before I've even got to America
All right
I'm gonna start the game. Good luck. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Okay. We got this right time lucky boy
Come on, let's walk it
Let's lock in chat. I know I know we got this ginger. Yes. Yeah, I know we got this. Yeah, we got this
We got this man. You got this. Um, where do you guys want to drop?
I'm gonna hit this. I'm hitting Rudy. I am going second floor. Yeah, I'll go I'll go echo
Okay
I'm going to look at her
Okay, Warren
She actually shut up because they're gonna listen to us. I'm streaming so they're gonna fuck this I should not
Well, fuck it whatever fuck it Mike if they're gonna fucking cheat let him cheat
I did your day Mike you're six foot two and you're the fucking man
Yeah, you you mug all of them. Yeah, you mug them all mate
Over there, so take care of him make sure he's safe. He's coming over here
He's coming over for the Simon. Oh, well nice. Yeah, I think I'm gonna go and watch that
Make sure you take her. I will listen. I'll take care of him
Thank you. You got what knowledge. Yeah, thank you
Local knowledge local knowledge. That's very important
my chat we're gonna fuck them up chat right here we're gonna fuck them up and
then we're gonna bum them wait bum them or bum them bum them okay in that right
Michael I'm gonna put this up I'm gonna put this up yeah let's go maybe
since I'm playing wooden I'm kind of just I'm meant to run and gun
I'm going to say that's so bad.
Have you changed me sensitivity, sir?
I'm going to...
Where's my sensitivity, sir?
I'm pulling here, I'm pulling here.
I'm pulling here.
I'm pulling here.
That's my...
I'm going to sneak over here, Chad.
I'm going to sneak over here, Chad.
If you sneak over there, Mike,
I don't know who's playing against.
I'm coming in my side. They're on my side.
Wait, what do you mean?
No, they took a window out near A-bomb.
They took a window out near A-bomb.
We have your jump bar out of here.
He's dead.
Are you sure?
They broke a window.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
They're not pressing.
I don't think they're healthy.
They're not pressing.
Gigi, we're good.
We should have be cool.
Yeah, I'm downstairs.
Yeah, we have to be cool. Hold your buttons.
Like in a movie. What's that movie?
Uh, Pulp Fiction.
Be cool. Hold your buttons. We're cool. We're cool.
Oh, shit.
Oh, okay. Wait, yeah.
Fuck it off.
Hang up, hang up.
I'm gonna turn it off.
All right. They've got my positions on.
Oh, yeah. Upstairs?
Uh, no.
I don't know. They're not downstairs.
Oh my god.
What a me. What a me. B-bomb.
B-bomb, coming.
B-bomb, on board, located at bomb.
There's something right here.
I shot him, walked in. I can't move.
I can't move from there.
Ah, you f**k on!
Joe got me a B-bomb.
I think I could shoot through that.
Yeah, got one, got one. Got one.
Ah, damn it!
Ah, f**k, I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
I need to turn it off.
Yeah, I'm not turning off in my settings where my R2 and L2 have like vibrating the hard to push down. Oh my god
They got lucky they got lucky they got lucky they did
We're not losing this game. They're the worst teams. Yeah. Yeah, we were we were at least we were at least
Team team team over here. How do you guys feeling after round one you guys lost how do we feel?
I mean we got yeah, we've got to give them one no jinx. Yeah, well
Fuck you Nicholas. Fuck you come on dad. Come on dad. Look you guys can still win this
What's the first two Jinx sir
First team to win four rounds. Okay. Oh, that's easy there. No problem. No problem. Yeah, uh
Jinch how confident you feel in your team right now you guys lost the first round
Yeah, we lost but at the end of the day it's not how you start, it's how you finish and I'm going to finish on two things.
Top of the game and on top of your mum. Let's go.
Arrrrghhhhh!
Sorry about that Michael.
Okay, um, the most likely going to come through the same way.
Up.
Poor judgement that Michael, sorry about that right.
I'm reinforcing the wall.
Hey James, do you remember when I said I was going to shoot you?
Yeah, but, Dad, it's too big of a fucking moment here. Let's wait till we're winning.
Okay, alright, alright.
Thank you.
Oh, I didn't mean to do that.
They're most likely gonna come through the same way.
Yeah, I reckon they would.
You run for that.
Oh, shit.
Whoa!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, he just shot you through the fucking wall, mate
That's all right, Mike. It's all right, mate
So what the fuck was you doing
fuck I'm back oh my gosh he killed me you know he didn't shoot
who is WD YGM
YMG where you are bruh I'm pissed we're not losing this game bro I swear
we're not out of the tournament
oh the stream sniping us the stream sniping us
yeah
oh my god I just did a high boost down here
Wait, Mike, you have the most experience out of the two of us, and you don't have a kill.
Alright, yeah, thanks for reminding me. Don't worry about it. I'll get it. I'll do it next time.
Okay.
Oh, I got brain dead on that fucking...
Yeah, it's fucking made. Is he fucking stream sniping us? How the fuck did he know I was in that fucking room?!
Jigs, nobody streams time at dude, focus.
Well the fuck is that gun as well?
It's fucking jumping like a fucking stripper's test.
Yeah, jigs, jigs.
Nobody streams time at dude, lock in.
Wait, Jigsie.
Yeah?
So it's a first to four and whoever,
and then it was just first to four in one game.
Yes, first to four if you lose, you're out.
You lose, you're out.
Oh my, bro, I'm not going out the first round.
That's such a battle, bro.
I'm not going to lie to the settings are the settings are messed up. So it's supposed to swap sides every time
But like defense is this is defender side. Yeah, but we're better at attacking them
Yeah, I can't lie to you guys if we don't get to attack. He should be should be raised rigged
No, you guys get defense is easy. It's not so much. It's not stop moving around so much
No, but uh, but you see I'm playing. I'm listening playing wooden. I have to run and gun
Yo, Jynx, you're blaming external factors, dude, you're playing very...
Yeah, I'm playing fucking facts, mate.
Lock in, bro.
Jynx, just focus.
You're not out of this, bro.
You're not out of this, bro.
Focus.
Why is this on time?
Guard the fucking bombs.
Guard the fucking bombs.
Mate, it is so windy.
I'm going to barricade in here.
Alright, so I'm 1B.
Alright, alright.
God damn it!
Fuck!
Fucking hell Mike you're the only American here you're the one that's better be fucking good with the guns
Wait Mike, where did you die?
Spawn pig is ass
Who's that who killed me Joe Bart? Yeah
Fuck yeah
That piece is sorry for cousin
They got fuck off ring me phone bro to impure it
I
Think Joe Bort streams like me. I really do I agree. I
Think he's strength like me
Bro, how can you tell me I'm down there
Joe Bart your fucking strings
Are you good at the minute? Yeah
I hear them left side
They're on my right in this room, I reckon.
Oh my, I just got shot!
Oh my gosh!
This guy's a bloody sweat, bro!
Come on!
He's shot my foot!
That's good suppressor fire!
Nice stalk, nice stalk stem, nice stalk stem.
Nice stalk stem.
Ah, fuck off!
The fucking guns on this game is shit, it's windy as fuck!
Why does the window always kick in when I'm shooting?
So guys, guys, may I ask you what the hell is going on?
Yeah, may I ask a question? And why the fuck have I not attacked yet?
You got a point, I can't lie!
Jinx it, I'm an attacker, I'm not a defender, I need to attack!
And I'm saying it, we have a fucking 57 year old man who keeps fucking cussing at Joe Barr
right, and Gadget is fucking shit!
The only chance that we had was that the American was good at shooting and he's fucking shit!
I'll go over the top on you.
Yeah, relax, and I got you.
Thank you.
So guys, you guys are going to lose this tournament in record speed.
But this is going to be the fastest exit to a tournament I've ever seen.
If you guys don't lock in, lock in.
Okay, I'm gone.
Okay, I really want to shoot you so bad.
It's not worth it, mate. We can fucking, you know what I mean? We're fucking dead anyway, Dedge.
I can't find aiming down sight settings otherwise I'd have fucking done it
That's a bullshit barricade.
Oh my god, I got killed!
Oh, that's a fucking surprise, Mike!
I tried to make it move. I tried to make it move.
That's on me. Yeah, that's on me.
Oh my god, now this is out of the industry, man.
That's not me. That's not me. I agree. I fucked up chat. I that was not me. That's not me. I
Really did do not I did not do good
This is insane. We've lost all this. Oh, come on. Can we get a win? Yeah, no, it's my turn
I'm better than this I'm better than this
Nice one, cheers mate.
Cheers mate.
Honestly mate, you're about as fucking useful as a condom with an hole in it mate.
Honestly.
And Deadzy has for you mate.
Fucking hell, you're just here because you're last for me.
Yeah, yeah.
We did, we did.
Who won the what, what?
Who won the...
Are you pissed?
Michael, Michael, have you been drinking?
Because you fucking, you sound like you have, you aim like you have, and you fucking play
like you have.
Are you pissed out of your head right now?
Who won the fucking war?
Mate, you're probably fucking alive in the war.
I fucked up, dude.
I just played better.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Dude, guys, literally, it's actually technically not fair for the other team.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You guys just could not get your shit together.
Couldn't get our shit together, mate.
It's not fair, bro.
Mate, Jinxie, all three of us are better at attacking, and we have to defend.
You wouldn't play Erling Haaland at right back, because he's not a right back.
No, no, no, no, no, Jinxie, put it to the test.
Let us attack, and if we win this round, the first round, you have to give us another...
Yeah, I agree, I agree, I agree.
Guys, sir, ouch.
Oh my God!
You fucking G-impasted!
That's not fair, man!
Hey, at least Jin was giving me pumps.
Deji, where were you?
You were giving me pumps.
I mean, why would the team have had it, too?
You were giving me no pumps!
You died!
I can't believe it!
Michael, Michael, you died every round,
and you said the same thing.
Damn, that Joe Barney's done it again, little fucker!
You said the same thing, don't repeat it!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
AHH!
Man, I love ya.
Damn, I tried to spawn peek him man! He got me again, dude!
Look, you guys lost, man. Period. You guys are out.
Yes, you see? Fuck it.
Yeah, we lost you.
I just- I just- I just know that this- this wasn't fair.
But alright-
Alright, next time we do it, we'll make it more fair.
Damn.
So that's it, so we're just gone.
Yeah, we're fucked, mate.
I'm so pissed, bro!
Dengie, do you want to play some on the side?
I'm actually down here.
Wait, Michael, Michael, are you down to play some on the side?
Yes, I don't know.
I don't know what I'm doing.
No, no, no, it's me.
Don't worry.
I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.
you know we don't make
i'm not going to have this cord but i can't even see it
i don't know what i'm doing
i'm just gonna show you what i'm doing
deji, message me what your name is, and i'll uh... i'll add you
jeff, come to america, we'll shoot some guns
and jeff
yeah, yeah, we can shoot some guns, have some burgers, and then just fucking, i don't know man
have some steaks
have some states
jesma
you want you want you know
when i'm coming over
i'll turn the clock
that's a fact
and you can stream it
i'd fucking love to stream it
bro
i mean you can go a fucking ham
oh i bet we fucking can
bro bro
we got like fucking 60 acres bro
oh shit nice
Yeah, it's a lot of playing.
Yeah, we got a good guest button.
Anyway, I'm not going to talk too much about it.
But yeah, I got it.
I got it.
I mean, you come to Florida and look at that.
100% 100%
and I'm sorry, dude, I'm actually a better player than that.
Fuck is that we'll play me, you did.
Yeah, I'll get someone else on to play some games
and we can all play play together now
and then we can see how good you are.
Yeah.
I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've sent you a request it's big but
All right, love you guys. Hey, man. You all have a good one man. Yeah, no, it's my shit of it. I'm like
No, Michael, you know you don't want to keep on playing I
Thought we were done. Yeah, no, we are but do you want to play some games of seeds?
Just me you dead you and another friend. I guess but I don't know how to play him
I've been on my seven hours. Oh
Oh, wow, okay. I mean I don't need a dick, but no no some of our time. All right, no
I did you take my did you say I'm not gonna eat a dick
I'm gonna say no one's asking you to eat dick Mike
Jinsh come to Florida
some fun I fucking bet we'll motherfucking take some take some shawty's
tell you go get some drinks she had some fucking rifles in that dog yeah
I got plenty of rifles and pistols nice well what if I could use them and you
might as a fucking be decent at siege yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah haha well I mean
I tried I'm actually I was actually better play than you guys I was actually
Yeah, he was you you had the record fucking at least time spent alive. It was 10 seconds combined it all four hours. I
Made like I did my best. Yeah, you did
Anyway, all right, love you guys love you too. Yeah, y'all take care and hey
Jen
And Jesse are you on the sidemen or you gonna be around that? Yeah, he's in the sidemen
Yeah, he's also in he's also in beta squad
Yeah, he's trying to get in the both boys, but we don't have dead you in that
I would love to be part of the book
I'd love to be part of the both boys, but you wouldn't fit a dynamic that we've got going on
You don't respond to this respond
What two weeks later
He's
It was not like two weeks. Exactly. That's the kid you miss me though. Did you?
He's been training man. He's like for like it's gonna be like three or four months. He's been training for
Sorry, what are we are we are we back on Nicholas said Mike?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, he's been trained as he might cause he's been training. What's he been doing?
I've not seen videos which one are you on about in particular?
Well, I mean, you're a friend of mine on TikTok.
Yeah, I am.
Oh, look, hey, it's a real simple, fucker.
Look me up on TikTok.
Yep.
Look at my pinned video and you'll see some of his training videos.
Is your TikTok a mundane mic?
Yes.
I'm a friend of yours.
I'm here. I'm one of your friends.
Yeah, I've just followed you now.
Okay. Oh, thanks.
Thanks so much.
Anyway, um, yeah, thank you.
No problem.
Oh, yeah, I got it.
Yeah, I see.
I see the video now.
Look, look at now.
This is like, this is like two weeks ago.
Yeah.
Can I be honest with you?
Absolutely.
Would you like me to be honest?
Motherfucker, I said yes.
Oh, all right.
He's fucking shit at football.
Are you serious?
Am I serious?
Yeah, yeah.
Americans have got different standards for football
and the way he has to jump over the cone for me
is everything.
He hits nuts on it.
You meant to go around it, mate?
That was three weeks ago.
It was, it was one week ago.
I don't know if I'm playing yet mate.
Dude, you're playing.
Alright, cheers for Monday Mike. Thank you very much mate.
You're playing.
Okay, well hopefully I am.
Bro, he's really...
Bro, it's been three months.
Two months at least.
So he's been training for three months and that's the video you uploaded.
Trevor Stilesfoot, which was from who's he's been training with?
He played Benslinge.
He played Bundesliga.
I'm like you.
I'm like you.
You're just a fucking string.
Yeah, mate, that's not me.
No, it's all right.
Listen, it's all right.
And listen, I fucking hope that I can go to that game
and watch at least.
in the game to you and the best players last year.
No, I appreciate it.
I'll find you, Mike, but I'm just a streamer.
You're going to be in the next topic, Bob.
You're going to be a game.
You're, I would tell your buddy,
Jixie's been training the hardest ass off.
What?
Jixie been training?
Yes.
For what?
Fucking three months.
Wait.
Look at the fucking videos.
Wait, where are the videos?
On my fucking stream.
I
My tiktok wait, what's your tiktok? It's Monday Mike
Why is he laughing?
No, I'm doing scoring on funny video. Are you playing? Oh wait? Oh, yeah, I found the video now. Can I be honest with you Mike?
I just found the video to be honest, that means you didn't look at it you asshole, that
means you didn't look at it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I've got the video, I've got a different video, can you vote
on it too, aren't you?
Okay.
Yeah, can I be honest with you Mike?
Yes, yeah, yeah, you're not going to hurt my fucking feelings.
Yeah.
Well can I be honest with you Mike?
Yeah.
He's fucking shit.
He would fucking, he would, he would spin you around like a fucking redneck.
I'm telling you that right now.
Yeah, no.
But mate.
It's as big as you think you are he would fucking spin you around yeah
100% no but Michael can I be honest with you huh can I be honest with you Mike you
you said that five fucking times don't be honest again go ahead I love you
I'm not trying to be violent, and I love you.
Alright, go ahead.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Tell me what bullshit you want to tell me.
I just think there is no way on God's Earth
he's been training for three months.
Maybe three fucking days.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
So, so, so, so.
If he scores five goals, what are you going to say?
If he scores five goals, mate, I'll chop my dick off on the pitch.
I'm going to throw right now.
What are you going to say?
Say that again.
If he scores five goals.
Yeah.
What is Angry Jinz going to say?
I'm going to go.
This is your defender.
Yeah, I'm a defender if he scores five goals, right? And I'm there to watch it
I will fucking come up to you. All right, if you're going and I will fucking
Okay, well, I'll I'll I'll FaceTime you after the game. All right, and I'll say Mike
Can I be honest?
I was wrong and you know, he's unbelievable
But okay, okay, okay
I can appreciate that but can I be honest with you Mike asshole I said yes ten
minutes ago yes but beyond I forget no no no I think you need to ring the
Sidemen and see if they can move the game what do you mean move the game
because he clearly needs to be trained for three more fucking months
But dude, dude, dude, I'm telling you, he's gonna run so fast on your ass, he's big and
bad as you are, he's gonna run fucking fast on you.
He couldn't circle a fucking word in a word search mate, he hasn't talked to me in
fuck all.
What?
I said, I'm not laughing, I'm not laughing, I'm not laughing, Mike, I'm not laughing.
So what did you say Mike? Sorry?
So...
Where are we at here?
I have no where we...
I mean like...
Geng, I mean...
He's your gonna be your teammate.
Why are you fucking...
Mike, I'm not playing!
I'm not playing!
Shade on him!
Mike, I'm not playing!
Why are you throwing shade on him?
I'm not throwing shade!
I'm just analyzing what I'm seeing.
Mike, can I, Mike, can I, can I be honest?
Let me see some of your training videos.
Throw them up.
Are you watching my stream now?
Yeah, I'll be on your stream, hold on.
I'll get some of my videos up.
Yeah, let me see your, hold on, hold on.
I'm off stream right now.
Yes, all right.
Which is fine.
All right, that's fine.
That's fine.
Let me go to, I'm going to go to streams, hold on.
I mean, you're on Twitch, right?
Yeah, I'm on Twitch right, yeah.
I'm on Twitch.
It's Angry Jinx 13.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Have you been drinking today, Mike?
I've been drinking like Dr. Pepper.
Yeah, I thought, yeah, I thought, yeah.
Just Dr. Pepper?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
How do I, I got 122 on here.
Wow, they're still watching me.
Hold on, how the fuck do I get my stream on?
Well, how do I find you?
Hold on.
Yeah, that is weird.
Here we go, here we go.
Here we go, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Have you got me?
Hi, Mike, you okay?
Oh, I got you.
Nice.
Okay, here we go.
Do you like what you see, Michael?
Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no.
What's your name again?
I know I follow you.
I'm angry Ginge.
So it's just like auto-types in.
I'm just going to.
It's angry Ginge.
I'll give it to you, Mike.
Angry, angry, and I got you right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, show it right now.
Yeah, that's the one, mate.
Yeah. All right, mate.
Let me see some of your videos.
All right.
There you are.
Should I turn this off?
I'll turn this off.
No, no, I'll turn this off so you get the full view of them.
Cheers.
Are you ready to see my video?
Yeah.
Mike?
Have you...
Are we there, Chad?
Are we there yet? Yeah, no Mike Mike Mike. I thought you weren't live
Michael I don't know what I'm doing here. Oh
Ginch yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna you good
No, no, no, I'm saying that
I'm getting I gotta subscribe to you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. No, no, I thought I subscribed to you
I've been a subscriber. Yeah, no, it's alright
I'm sure you must.
Monday, Mike, for having a brand new tier one, mate. Thank you very much, Mike.
What a legend, for having a tier one, mate.
That is weird, isn't it, Mike?
Let me see some of your training videos.
I'll show you my training. Yeah, yeah, I can see him another time if you want but Michael this is this is this is one of my videos
But no training. Yeah
No training no training
Oh, we got
You know
Can you can you see Mike? I
Cannot right now. I had another ad. All right. If you want to refresh your page and then your adverts will go
I'm a member now. Yeah, you're a member. Oh
I got you. I got you. Okay. There you are. Nice. So this is it. This is it. This is a much I played with no training
Shut up. You're actually like fucking looks maxing. You are it looks maxing. What does that mean?
Go on, 50 we fucking love that you
fuck you get in there deadji what a legend go on the boy thank you very much mate thank
you deadji another 50 deadji there might be three on the 10th
give me your 50 i'll say that much no i'm joking thank you deadji mate i love you
mate yes deadji get in there
Fucking go on that shit. I've just looked. I'm still busy. Sorry mate
Fucking legend gone the boys
Thank you, thank you, mate
Thank you, man
Hey, did you mean you want to collab and get a team in in your brother's league and then we fucking overtake him
I'm actually so talented, you know how funny that was?
That looks so fucking funny.
Oh my...
Let's see, let's see what they're worth and we'll go from there.
Alright, I'm actually down.
Right, what were you saying, sorry, Michael?
You were younger.
Right, so this is, can you see my screen, Michael, yeah?
Yeah, let's just see some of your highlights.
the first 30 minutes is a painful evening. You look so sweaty. Nice tackle. Nice tackle.
Thank you. Thank you, mate. Thank you. That was actually very impressive. Thank you,
you. See you in a bit. Look at
that. Little head of air. Did
you mean to follow the back post?
All right. All right, Jim. You
get some fucking part for skills.
Oh, nice. Nice.
I mean, that's a foul.
one mate. Look at that for a tackle floor. Wow. Look at that for a tackle floor. What
do you think Mike? What do you think Mike? Wait, so your highlights are just one minute?
Well no, it depends which one you want me to go to. Hang on a minute, that one minute
It's fucking longer than you box it. I like it. Yeah
Well, mate, well, you let me know which game you want me to go to shall we go to this one?
All right, we'll go to this one now
Nice! Alright, alright, alright! Nice, nice, nice! Oh shit, nice slide dude.
Did you get your knee? Did you get that?
Nah, the grass is wet, it's fucking unreal. Nice job.
I'm looking at for a slow man unbelievable, unbelievable goal, yeah he just fucking fingers
me face anything else you want to see Mike or are you satisfied
anything else you want to see Mike or are you satisfied I know it's impressive I
mean I'll give you your props thank you I'll give you your props like I'll tell
you what very impressed I'll show you one more Mike and then we'll call it
there
What a goal.
I mean, come on, dude.
Bro, bro.
How many fucking takes do they take?
Bro, how many takes do they take?
Come on, seriously.
How many takes? One take.
Bro, how many takes do they take?
How many takes? One take.
One take?
One take.
Honestly mate, I would never lie to you Michael. And can I ask you a question Michael?
Honestly mate, I would never lie to you Michael. And can I ask you a question Michael?
He's listening to you on stream.
I know.
Michael, can I be honest?
Michael, can I be honest?
Where's he going?
I don't know I can hear I can hear his echo so he's definitely still there
M-M-Monday Mike
No, I'm still here. I'm still here. I ain't going nowhere. All right. Is it are you we just ignore those are
It's like Michael. Can I go to be honest?
Yes, be honest
If Jinxie plays in this game and he doesn't score, what does that mean?
If Jinxie plays in this game and he doesn't score, what does that mean?
If Jinxie plays in the game and doesn't score, it means that he probably did his best and he did his score.
I don't know what to tell you.
Well, it's just that you've been training for three months, so surely you will score
There's no guarantees in life. There's no good. There's no guarantee in life other than some fucking knob walking into your room. Oh
My god one-on-one back
That's unbelievable
That's actually unreal how sick is the what the super fractures are so nice
isn't it yeah that's worth good for you good for you quid quid our hundreds
thousands up is it that's much that could have easily been my box you'd you
you chose didn't you?
I'm gonna say you're right.
No, I'm muted is probably that full one of my two choices.
Yeah, fair enough.
Michael I'm back, can I be honest with you?
Michael I'm back now, can I be honest with you Michael?
Michael I'm back, can I be honest with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think you're a fucking top bloke and I think you should come to England.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think you're a fucking top bloke and I think you should come to England.
Um, I'm probably not going to go okay. Well, that was fun. Anyway, I think he's talking to you
Yeah, I'm coming I'm actually coming soon funnily enough like I'm no no
Love you guys man. I love you too as well Michael. You have a fucking top night
You have a great night Michael and you did really well today mate
You have a great night Michael and you did really well today mate.
Yeah bullshit.
At least you, at least you, at least you fucking know mate, at least you know.
At least you, at least you, at least you fucking know mate, at least you know.
Alright shit, I'm done.
Alright, I'll see you in a bit mate.
Thank you, Mike.
Just give it 30 seconds for his echo and then we can know his orders.
Yeah!
Michael, I'll see you in a bit, mate.
Michael!
Michael!
Michael, you're there!
Mike!
I like Michael more.
I fucking love him as well.
Shall we go and join and fucking bat a Jonah?
Alright, let's go, I'm ready.
Joseph, you little twerp.
Fuck.
Yo, what's up?
No, shut the fuck up, man.
Fuck you.
What did I do?
What did you do, picking on a 15, 57-year-old?
Is that how you think you're fucking good, is that?
Making sure you killed him first.
Yo, yo, gents, gents.
You made me sick, mate.
I thought we were gonna get rolled by you guys.
Yo, literally your team on paper was better than mine.
Was it? Yeah.
You're a higher level than me.
You're a higher than level.
I haven't played the game in fucking 12 months.
Silky has never played the game, and Sina is level 6.
Yeah, Dejit is fucking shit, and I had a fucking OAP on the team.
And Mike, Monday and Mike had the game sense of a newborn infant.
Ha ha ha ha!
He was running at me- Bro, why were you guys not holding in bedroom?
You were all just standing where I was hard-breaching, and nobody was peeking.
Because nobody knows what they're doing, mate!
He's 57 half way through it. He said I think I've got a writer's in me and
He's over 260 bro. He has like 400 hours in the game
Yeah, that doesn't mean you're fucking good at summer if I write a word document with 5,000 words doesn't make me a fucking author does it?
I mean it depends what you're writing about
No, it doesn't if he is fucking terrible and let me teach you something
I'm also shit and dead she bless him. He was the only one who got a kill and that fucking says something
I felt bad that it didn't I thought we were gonna switch every round and so did I this is about attacking easier
No, attacking is harder. So this is the thing. It's actually easier for players like us
So if we would attacked we would have easily what you think you would have won. Yeah, 100%
But that's the beauty of it in it really sometimes you win sometimes you lose
Yeah, but I I mean I can't sit there and think that you would have won the game
based off how I saw that you guys were playing 100% and I'm not expecting you
to think that Joe I'm expecting you to understand that I mean the one kill
you're the one kill that your team had was from the lowest level player
exactly and that says a lot about our team doesn't it wait wait yeah who
would you say was the best of my team but we lasted 30 seconds every
round. I killed Mike in the first 20 seconds. I entered the
building. I killed Mike every time. Exactly. And normally
it's like I should be pushing slow. He was pushing me like I
was defending Joe. We had the same thing every four every four
rounds in 10 seconds that Joe Biden's got me again. The
a little fucker who was holding by somebody was holding in that room by
the couch by the bomb that was like the only time I saw so I don't know who it
was that I killed them that was the only time I saw somebody like actually in a
good spot yeah that would have been me no that was me what the one when you
My foot right yeah, you know
You weren't in a okay when I shut your foot you weren't in a bad spot, but like you
It was a shit spot for someone of our level. He shouldn't have been there should be really Joe
No, he could have been there without he had like the wall boarded up and so I could see his feet
But he couldn't see me so like that's me you want to hold an angle to where like they have to push you
But instead like I could see you you couldn't see me at all
And then I just shot you in the feed he died
Yeah, but it's not really where you should be though, is it?
No, but um
Why I mean did that game go how you expected it to? Yeah, I assumed that we were gonna get four oh
No, I knew straight away when I found out I'll play with Jinx. He's fucking dad then I knew lose
And he's done and then he has the audacity in the car before we go in there
He goes my dad's one of the best plays in the tournament. Oh, is he now?
Now, is he now?
Well, who's he fucking playing in tournaments
with the fucking blind?
Stevie fucking wonder on the right wing, is it?
But, no, I, well, the reason I thought I was gonna lose
is because I knew Mike was a high level
and he was like, oh, he's copper.
So then that kind of made me feel better
because I was like, oh, he's level two 15.
He's still the worst rank in the game.
Exactly.
I
Had a teach like silky how to even like play the game like you know
Can I ask you Joe at least silky not he used fucking disc off
We were teaching Mike how to fucking mute his mic and fucking on me that
No, did you not know how to do that?
No.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
So you're fucking about at seeds.
Fucking up.
And I've also just spent the last 30 minutes watching the same video of his jinx, he got
trained in for the soccer match for the football match.
That's how long I've fucking spent with Americans.
I just call it soccer, right?
And then every time I kept taking the piss going, can I be honest with you?
And he still kept responding, going, yes, God damn it, you can be honest with me.
Wait, but you saw it with Jinxie training for the bass was he doing well or now? Yeah, he's yeah
He's to be fair. He's doing a lot better than he was last year
Would you say that you're good at football I would say I'm decent, yeah, I
Wouldn't say I'm one of the best or anything like that. I'd say I'm decent as good at you as good as you are at rainbow
Or I'm definitely better than I'm at rainbow and it ain't fucking hard is it really?
Tiny fucking boots means I'm better than fucking rainbow
honest to God well I I mean you did not have the worst player in the tournament
because if you're watching Marlins POV right now it is uh oh it's really bad
oh yeah worse than Marlins aiming at the floor he's just holding random buttons
I think you just killed his teammate they're oh and three right now so I
don't think it was just your team that was maybe a little bit unbalanced
So I think he should have been Lacey Ron and Marlon versus us three that would have been a fair game
Exactly. I think we can we can sort that sometime I reckon
Well run it back. Yeah
But I mean he said a lot about Marlon when the best thing is his mom
Do you know what I mean? Well, I never knew that Marlon is this bad at every video game
He is like I haven't I haven't seen him be good at any video game
He's I've never seen him be good at any video game actually fair shocking
FIFA he's not the worst, but he's definitely not the best either
Well, like how bad did you beat him? He was four nil up and I beat him six four. Oh
Wow
Yeah, but did you give them those four goals or did he get them? No, no, he actually could get them legit
Hmm. I feel like that's just I mean there's people that are only good at like sports games though
Like I know people that are only good at like 2k and Madden and the same to be fair. I'm the same
I'm good at 2k. You're not bad like even in Rocket League. You're like Plat skill level like you know what you're doing. Yeah, that's
The average for I'm more so talking about people that would literally be like Marlin's like Bada
Marlin is playing worse than a copper wood in rainbow. I don't know like I'm just going Marlin's PVE. It's actually like it's it's a fever dream
He's aiming at his teammate right now and now they're just staring outside like they're just gonna get peak killed
What are they doing? Are you right center?
Hi guys. Hi. I've had a interesting time. So I wanted to come back and watch the game
Oh, that's what it is. I'm Joe. What can I just say I'm so glad you've chose to watch you in the bus?
Oh
Of course change and it's not like obviously you guys did poorly in the last one or anything
So it's like I'm so excited to watch with you guys too. Yeah. No, I appreciate that
I think you keep taking the piss. I know we're gonna have a fucking problem
Well, I'm just saying okay, what just just don't perform like that in the Simon charity match because that shit was ass
I'm letting you know right now. Yeah, well, if I'm playing I'll do me best, but who knows
What do you mean? Yeah?
Are you gonna play? I've not been told I am at the minute
So I got invited before you
Are you playing me sinna?
playing sinna
I mean I got invited so it's like if they need someone to sub in Toby was like last and I won't think about it
They've been thinking about me for fucking
Did you get told that you were being thought about so it's like well Marlon just ran outside they're here it is
Yeah, no, no, they've not said the thinking about me if I'm honest here, so I'm probably nine oh
Michaela that's a locked in is that rare what it's a Frank Lumpard
What have you been up to anyway, Senator, anything interesting?
Uh, no, I've been travel- oh, I got to go to the coach show.
That was really cool.
The coach show? And obviously, Deji, he doesn't know who that is.
So, but obviously, I do.
Can you explain what that is?
Right, it's like a fashion designer.
Also, Deji.
Yeah, I can't.
Hopefully, because I remember one time I asked you
You'd be done just a long time ago. Are you gonna be in London and during the Simon charity match?
Yes, yes, I mean
Okay, no, he's busy that day. No, but he's no he's probably like super free
And we could like practice for the charity match side of changes and invited
Wait, do you know when you're coming?
Dad yeah, I'm some fucking respect
Wait, what did I ask for?
No. Sorry, Sarah.
Come on, be, yeah, yeah, just be appropriate, did you? Come on.
What's going on? What did I do?
It's 2026 and it's Women's Day bro, come on.
Exactly, International Women's Day and you're asking her that on stream.
That's fucking revolting, mate.
I just got up a call where a couple of them asked me to give him a rating.
You know what I mean? You can't...
Well, wasn't it in like a black pillow?
Sorry, Joe.
What? What? Joe?
Sorry Joe, where was that going, where was that going?
Not like that, not like that.
No, like more like, was he asking for a rating
in like an objective sense?
Like a black pill community, you know, like,
you're just, your rating is facial features.
A what pill community?
A what pill community?
Do you know who Clavicular is?
No.
Deadji, can you help me, eh?
He got logged by the ASU frat leader.
I am not brought up on this.
But Clavicular is a BP community member.
He is somebody that believes looks are everything
and you could objectively rate some of it.
I think that Clavicular tries to identify
in the BP community, because he says a lot of words,
but I don't know what that really counts.
Would you do Academy and Stream with Clavicular?
Well, is he gonna, okay,
is he trying to be a part of the BP community in that?
Why does his name sound like a disease?
Especially that.
Try it, though.
I think it's off the bone in like your in your in your body your your your clavicle
yeah I think it's that way is that right after clavicles yeah because that's like a part
of the surgery that like people in the BP community get there's no way he thought that
I
Don't think I think it's a little different
It's a little different it'd be like more you like more you calling yourself like another bone
I'm not going to be alone, like semi-moid.
See, now when you say BP community specifically,
because there's a lot of different things
that BP can stand for.
So what are you referring to?
Black pill.
What's that?
It is an objective...
God, how do you even explain black pill?
It's a community that thinks that if you are
You're unworthy for any you're never gonna get a woman if you the only thing that matter
Well, I'm fucked because it's the precursor is that you're attracted like I got there's this one guy face IQ
He rated me a five. He said I was a five. What five out of what there's
10 so obviously faulted yo, it's obviously falter
You have Chad Chad white. There's no way he's a five then it's normally white Chad Chad light high-tier Normie Normie
Sub five sub three and then it's sub human
I'm gonna go full camera check can you tell me what I write as
You would not want to blackpill community
So right you because yeah anyone anyone in the community is gonna be like
Cold
I'm trying to think of this. I actually think you're a good looking guy.
No, I'm getting a lot of sub-3s and some sub-humans.
Senna, can you write me and then I'll write you.
Uh, no, I don't do ratings.
I'm not a part of the BP community.
No, he didn't let me finish.
Rate my stress sense.
Geng, how come every time I play a game with you, by the way,
somebody comes over and they go,
do you think that Geng is hot?
Every time I play a game with you, they do that. Every time.
Well, let me ask you a question.
If I was sitting for you right now.
Okay.
In the clothes that I'm wearing.
I'll let you know that if you were in front of me right now, first of all, I would laugh because you just lost that tournament.
You're wearing a rolled up sleeve red Nike quarter zip.
Yeah, that's correct. Thank you.
And I said to you, it's in a kiss or slap.
I think there's only one answer in there really.
I would walk out of the room.
Exactly.
You wouldn't be slapping me, would you?
And that's the difference.
No, slapping would be too nice.
I would just leave the room.
Well, it's fucking worth a try.
Guys, guys, it's really nice.
Deggie would kiss me.
Yeah, I think I would also kiss you, James.
Thank you, John. Thank you. And can I be honest? I would reciprocate it.
Oh, but not mine.
No, Deji, I'd also reciprocate yours.
Okay.
But I feel as though, Deji, if we were to kiss, it would always lead to more.
I mean, I'm not complaining.
See, I know, let me, let me start.
Yeah.
Guys, guys, it's women's day. We can't talk about ratings.
You're going to talk about something that women like.
All right, can I tell you something I don't like sinner
Yeah period pains that really pisses me off I
Hate it. I hate it. You've seen it. What have you seen a period painting? I've not seen it. I've felt it
You felt the period painting. Yeah, and that's what hurts me the most
Whenever I see a woman in pain. It hurts me just as much if not worse
Yeah, she know what I mean hero. I do my best
So you wish you could you wish you could take on the the job of like bearing a child because it's so
Yeah hard, you know the pain of giving birth is just
Can I can I'm recognizable? I've actually I've actually given birth
Well, really? Yeah, I've given birth to many feminists
And which is a question. Yeah
What do you think about women's suffrage?
Don't look at the chat, just answer. What do you think about women's suffrage?
I think women's suffrage is one of the best things in the world.
Don't google it. Don't google it.
It's the right for women.
I know it is. I know it is.
It actually comes from the suffragettes.
I'm not sure if you're aware, but I actually know there's an history.
The suffragettes were a group of women that fought for women rights and one of them actually died whilst protesting from women rights
because they decided to run onto a horse race to put a banner around a horse and
It actually the horse killed the woman and the suffragettes actually started in the city that I was born in Manchester
When Manchester was blue and it's so I have just sat here and said I love the fucking suffragettes
And that's the first thing you say.
Manchester is blue.
Well, I mean, objectively, I'm just spitting truth,
just like you're saying truth.
So I don't really see what the problem is.
You're not saying truth, are you?
Because we beat Mondabbe there.
So we absolutely took the piss out of him.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Deji, do you like Manchester too?
Yeah, up to Manchester.
Come on.
What's your favorite thing about Manchester, Dejane?
You can't say me.
United.
United.
I love that. Would you come to a game one soon, did you?
I mean, if you respond to my text, I would, yeah.
Oh, you got it. You got it.
You're airing him.
No, he does that. We don't have face time every night.
Honest, you know, to be honest, though, you always pick up my call.
So I this is the thing. Listen, I might miss a message,
but I'll never miss a call. And that's the difference.
Yeah, true.
You know what I mean?
If you ever need me, you're in a time of need.
And this goes for anyone.
Joe yourself, sin at yourself.
If you ever need me, just fucking give me a call
and I'll be there.
For anything.
For anything.
And I'll be there to save the day.
I call you, I ring you up.
I'm always cutting out.
I ring you up, it's 5 a.m. your time.
You pick up a phone, you release your sleep,
you know, you go, oh, what's up?
I guess I'll, I'm like panting, right?
I'm like running and I'm like, I need $30,000.
You gotta believe me.
Holy!
Thank you for the time to work.
Holy again, holy again, holy again, holy again, holy.
Holy again, holy, holy, holy again, holy again, holy again.
525 on October 4th, I forgot.
Thank you very much, holy, you sexy bastard.
Thank you very much, love.
I appreciate that a lot, holy.
Thank you very much, honestly, you're an absolute goat.
Panning down the phone. People are getting kicked from the tourney. Sorry about that Joey. You were saying pattern
Jason's team got DQ'd. Oh, I'm not shocked. Why wait what why?
No, I know why Marlon was probably fucking. Oh wait, no Jason went with Marlon
Wait, they got the huge why hey, Holly. Thank you so much. I appreciate it Holly. Thank you love
Hello.
Oh, Daphne.
Away.
Yo, yo, Dajah.
Yeah, I'm all right. Are you all right?
Can you send me a selfie and yourself right now, please?
I can just put my camera on if you'd like.
No, I just want a selfie on the WhatsApp, so I've got it forever.
All right, cool.
Cheers, mate.
What? Like my face?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And can you make sure you've got your glasses on?
Okay.
Cheers, mate.
Smile?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No good dog, just a straight face.
JJ! 5 out of 5, mate.
Go on the bike.
Very, very much JJ, mate.
Thank you for the 5, brother.
Holly, thank you again, love.
Cheers.
Yeah, perfect. But can you can you get yourself in the background of it, please? Oh my setup.
Yeah. Oh, okay. I mean, it's nothing crazy, but sure. Yeah, no, I just want to see like
I'll send you one on how I'd like it.
All right.
What, you mean? Okay, cool.
There you go. Just like that, mate.
All right.
Cheers. Thank you, mate.
Like that.
Yeah, that's fucking unbelievable that that's perfect. Yeah
Okay
Why do you share it you're a dickhead
Why have you done that? Why? What's the purpose?
Why not mate?
No, what if I had food on me? No, I just wanted to see you at yourself. That's all.
Yeah well it sucks to be you, no food huh?
Did it, did it? I didn't expect you to have food because I know you're on a cut.
Well how do you know?
You took your calories down from 5,000 a day to 4,000.
Oh I fucking hate you so much.
Right shall we have a game of Siege?
I'm actually down yeah right let's um fucking let's move call back to our old
call if mate if Mike still down the fucking eyes gone
I wish he was yeah so right done hey Holly for the fight again go on Holly
thank you very much I appreciate it Holly thank you I will ask Charles relax
hey thank you very much I appreciate it a lot Holly thank you right let me try
I don't think. Wait, what console are you on?
I'm on PC.
Okay, sweet noise.
Chaz, if you want to join, give me a minute.
A proper case here.
It lies about me.
Locked in, but Josh,
I've opened a lot of cases of this.
They're not usually the case here.
You see it?
AHHHHHHH!
You okay?
Yeah.
Do you want to join? See to me, can't you?
Yeah, I'll jump on. I like the knees, I'll be right back.
Well, don't worry about it right now.
You can finish out if you want.
I'll just finish this.
I'll tell you.
Safe. I'll be done in like 30 minutes.
Lies the truth is in a wound of maya
In the end we both lose
Can we may all ask about
The
BREAD
My fucking boy
with another 25
Yeah.
Hello.
I was really like what the fuck?
I was just fucking doing these cards.
Ask Marlon.
Is Marlon out the tournament?
Yeah, he definitely is.
You know, Marlon trying to get him out of fucking Lobby.
Here we go.
This'll be interesting.
Oh, yeah, they're out, aren't they?
You can get all three of them.
They seem a lot of them.
That's true to be fair.
Marlon, you fucking...
Met text Marlon.
How's the new house?
Unbelievable mate.
It's still a few though.
There's a lot that still needs fixing the sorting, but for considering it took us 18 months to fucking try and get a house
I can't really complain
You're gonna come over soon, did you?
I'd love to. No problem. Is that an open invitation? That is an open invitation, mate.
All right cool so if I just pull up you can't be like what the fuck are you doing here?
No no we'd invite you in every day of the week that yet however it might be a bit
awkward because we wouldn't have planned anything so if you could give us a better
notice so we could plan something or sort something out. Fucking that'd be good.
Joe Bart is still in the tournament chat so we can't ask Joe.
Right let me try and invite you or can you invite me Dutch?
Um, yeah, I think I could try. Let me see. Um, give yourself a connect. Oh, it says you're
in my party. Yeah, he says that as well. But like, it's also Jack, he says we're in
each of his party, but then it also says one of six. So I don't understand how that
works. Oh, because we're standing a custom server. That's why.
Oh, how do I leave?
Honestly, I'll just close the game.
Yeah, I'm going to close the game and we can start.
Right, Marlon said a y'all out, so we'll see what he says.
A y'all out?
Yeah, he actually decided to type y'all as well, which is crazy.
Thank you.
A y'all out? A y'all out?
What should we make a separate disco cool oh shit yeah we might as well on a
Marlon's having a rematch never mind you get oh Marlon gets to replay is that's
interesting what what the fuck that's not this is some bullshit that's a
fucking joke that is a fucking joke where's the consistency yeah oh what
because they've got fucking more viewers all combined and all that shit it
fucking works absolute bollocks that's bullshit that is bullshit mate bullshit
I wonder what Mike can have to say about this I think he's fucking lucky Mike's
not here
I miss Mike you know yeah I miss him as well let me join their call and see what they're saying
alright I can't he's got too many people in there what a fucking surprise
bollocks I know why because we're fucking English that's why in that right
I believe so.
On the fucking joke.
I think the tournament is at a standstill. No one's even playing.
Nah, I want to just finish that game, I think.
Yeah, can you invite her please?
Alright.
Nuh-nuh-nuh.
I mean, I don't have a chat. By the way, I don't know why I get it.
Where Beano or Jakey is.
Because Jakey's not in his room.
doors closed so unless they're cracking in there. And Tazie's with Heather tonight.
Alright, I'm invited to join you.
Tyler, do you have a phone mate?
You've invited me, have you?
Gone bad. Yeah, but no, Jakey's not.
Jakey is gone. What, is Jakey gone home?
Oh yeah probably cinema room to be fair, yeah you're probably right, right I'm in mate,
let's fucking go, go, go, alright let's go, yeah so I'm telling you it's because me and
Dad you're English it has to be, it's the only possible explanation I can come up with.
What, so just do, what, a quick match?
Yeah, I'll do ranked if you can do ranked.
Ah, I can't, I'm level, I'm level nine.
You're level nine?
Fuck you now.
What the fuck, no, when have we fucking got first rounded?
No, no, no, clearly level doesn't mean a thing.
Yeah, no, yeah, it doesn't,
because Mike was fucking a-us.
Exactly.
I actually, I've never seen so,
that's like generally having a 99 rated pro on pro clubs
and scoring five own goals.
That's how shit he was.
He's fucking terrible.
Oh, hi, sinner.
Hi, guys.
You all right, sinner love?
I'm just, I'm coming to mingle
because I'm jumping between chats.
You can mingle anytime you like,
but as long as you're feeling okay and comfortable,
that's all that matters.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
This is, are you trying to be a feminist?
Because this is why I just had a guy come in my chat
and say, sinner, what do you think about James?
Again!
What is up with your chat?
Can I tell you what it is?
they're not blind sinner
and they they they they are clearly think that we should
we should obviously talk a bit more
but it's up to you really and it's going to be a long distance
so you and kuffman moving the same is called today i'm seeing it
uh... actually know because i wanted to speak more about the actions and how
we can get women's rights more awareness
right so what you want to speak to me about women's awareness exactly
it's anything that you feel that I could do to help
oh my god it's like to help women I just think a hundred gifted would be so
uh... you know I've been staring all the time
gold digger
hey listen I got my own money okay I need your hundred gifted
oh was it on the inside was where?
was we on the inside hey someone did well
because I was on the inside did you win on the inside
uh... night and i don't want our city i did wee
i got tickets to go watch matches united beat city in yeti and the capital
price on that
really but i wanted to hold hard cash
but what what what what what what what what what would you have to do with it
it was in uxb is that a hundred twenty k
one twenty k that you have paid tax on that
bull
as tough
that's very well but very good
i can't really both split
I think Zach was too nice, that's what I thought.
Yeah, wrong season by the way,
wrong season, I was on season check.
Oh, that's awkward.
Oh shit, how the fuck am I dead already?
Dead Jey!
I'm sorry.
I just got my, I've got my own back, all right?
I had to.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Ah, so.
Yeah, we're fucking cocky now chat
You can't go outside, you can't go outside, stay there you want.
Oh nice one, Dedge, just have a go outside. I can go outside, mate, it's just I get detected.
I would have killed him then as well. Distracted, now cheers, Dedge.
fucking idiot fancy talking when they're about to come around the corner fucksake man
ruined that ruined it did you if we play pro clubs are you gonna jump on clubs for about
Not tonight, not tonight, obviously.
Yeah, no, I'm done, I'm done.
Alright, good stuff.
I am bad though, I will say that.
Can I be honest with you, Dad, yeah?
Yeah?
I wasn't expecting you to be good.
Okay.
So, that's like fucking telling me,
Pigeon stinker shit, mate.
Yeah, I'm aware.
Okay, okay.
What are you, are you good at FIFA?
I'm not good at FIFA.
How would you describe LeBron James at basketball?
I'm not as good as he used to be
But overall he's fucking unbelievable into
No, yeah, he is good
Like he can't call himself the king anymore
Well, that's the thing though. Did you I can
But there's you there's only one king in this world
And that's angry ging king of the jungle that's to me. Are you okay, mate?
So, yeah, it's alright.
I'm decent, I'm not the best, I'm decent.
You're decent, huh?
You don't! You don't!
So, you just have to be in the chat a minute just because they think they're funny.
Chat, it can't be ego if it's factually correct.
I am the king of the jungle, therefore it is factually correct.
Thank you.
Sorry, moving on.
No, I was going to say, you don't do ultimate team in that, do you?
I don't touch that game with shit on a stick mate.
Because I feel as though I'd rather...
I'd rather have sex knowing I'm gonna come out with it.
With AIDS.
That's what I think I'd rather do than play that game.
At this minute in time.
Honestly, yeah.
That's very fair.
Do you know what I mean? Do you play on my team?
I I did for a period but then I just realized I'm wasting my time. Yep. I hate oh, I hate you so much
This is what it is so hopefully
The other proof it's a terrible game terrible company
Well, I do like the company. I do like the company
No, EA sports are nice. Yeah. Yeah is good, but not yeah, it's worse. Oh really. Why'd you say that?
Did you get killed? No. I don't know. I feel like they just...
They don't care.
Couldn't agree any more.
I respect EA. EA...
There's two different departments, isn't there?
Yeah, 100%.
This Kiwi's popping off, eh?
5v1, we're fucking bumming them.
How do I get downstairs?
Same, I don't know how to get down.
What? What the fuck?
How can he shoot me but I can't fucking shoot him?
You killed and you shot me.
Yeah, I know I'm into.
What the fuck?
Fuck sake.
I'm gonna go basement. What strike is it? Oh fuse. I am a refuse kind of boy. There we go. Oh
I'll be attacking now. Oh, yeah, we are
Can't believe Senator says she fancies you oh
Here we go again people acting surprised
Honest laugh
Have you ever heard a GDPR?
GDPR, no. What is that?
No. It's just, it's under the Karenite's Act.
I, I, what's that?
It's an act where Karen's come in and just fucking chat shit so you can't livestream when you go in Costco.
Is, is this real?
Yeah, it happened today.
You're on the floor.
You're careful.
Nope.
So basically, the long story short, me, Taze and Chaz went to Costco today.
To, um, to get, to obviously to go in but obviously we were live streaming.
streaming. And then there was a woman there on the door came up to them and went you can't
live stream in a under the GDPR. And she said, if we were to capture anyone's trainers without
their face in shot or anything, they could potentially see us.
What?
Yeah, exactly. And then Taze went, it's under the current acts. And she agreed with him
and went see even emails. But obviously, he took the piss and said carib because
she's being a carrot to get it yeah wait so so she's stupid I wouldn't go that far
I've never I'd never say that but what I would say is she's made it up or she
doesn't have a clue what she's actually going on about that's what I'd say wait
so what about and she also said you can't live streaming as then you can't
live streaming McDonald's but the thing about that is we've done that both
multiple times
so I mean so either we're bad boys or she's chatting shit and I've got a
feeling she's chatting shit yeah the case the current I attacked from the 8th
of March 2026
can I ask you something like
so London compared to Manchester yeah oh I get it someone saw the Brits go on
Well, would you like London, every time you come here do you like it?
No, I don't lie when I say it.
But ok, but what's the reason behind it?
The people are too moody, everyone's in a rush, every time I go down there I come back ill
and the traffic is absolutely abysmal.
People don't even want to if you smile at someone it's almost as if you just put a gun out
Do you know what I mean? I'm there so that's and it's also very expensive
Yeah
So but they're my reasons
Which I think are quite valid to be fair
Where is it
Yes, well in deadgear
Come on, how often do you play games, Dutch?
I've been really not often at all. No, I don't think you are
Wait, why? What? No, you just don't you just don't see you just don't seem like a gamer. I
Used to think mate
Yeah
Sucks, you know
Really want to start I want to get back into it, but I could just I just play for like an hour and I get bored
I
Think I know why that's cuz you know you're playing on your own. Yeah, there you go. You've been playing with me for about three and a half hours
You know what yeah, oh, yeah, okay, maybe maybe you just need a game in funk, buddy
happy to receive oh just saying two hours that's fucking tomato tomato
yeah exactly they've just been chatting shit too far and raise bait in Monday
Mike then it was absolutely fucking brilliant I think it's sort of in
best work that Mike can I be honest with you yeah man I said it's 10 fucking
minutes ago I was so funny oh shit wait put your fucking camera on yes
father my brits my brits yes my brother what are you
tournament tournament tournament but I'm dealing with a situation in the mean and
the same you know I'm going on right now are you good at the end of that no dog
shit that you're number one up Tyler he's down in here to come up the hill
he's gonna be some to say hey I'm so down to play rainbow six his little
bro we're caught he's gonna come in here it's in a footy goons and I don't
know what the fuck I'm trying to play rainbow six guys we should shout to
I don't know what he is I don't know the relation I'm not really sure you understand but they definitely uh tend to stick the other at times and other times you know I don't I'm not really sure it's a lot of confusion going on on this side of the world you know yeah I hear that
I
Seen
Yeah, bro, I've been good man. Generally very very good. I'm playing a
siege with Jinj now without the toilet
I'm not laughing to get a shit. I need a I need to prove to him that I'm actually not bad and
Currently I have a kill Jinj has a kill. Yeah, but currently you're also shit
I'm sorry. No, but I'm not.
Can you guys turn your cameras on? Is that possible? No, we're gaming at the minute.
Oh, shit. I'm out. No, we can't. We can't. I'll be telling them. We're about to lose anyway.
No. Well, you might lose, right? Yeah.
Oh, there you go. I've got to kill. What a surprise.
Okay. All right.
How are you there?
Double kill!
Catch up, Deadji, catch up mate!
I'm unbelievable.
Okay, alright, okay, I'll put it there for you.
For...
Wait, what is it?
What a fucking surprise, Deadji's below me on the leaderboard.
You're fucking shit!
You're fucking shit!
You're fucking shit!
You're fucking shit!
a lucky dad's mate get a good kid oh did you can I show you something yes look
at my stream a minute I'm gonna get it up what do you think of this if I turn
this room into this okay wait let me let me get your treatment
Alright, I'm looking.
I'm trying to look like I can't refresh here the minute.
There you go.
How good would that be, Dutch?
Wait, where?
It's London.
Go on, Dutch, it's your three months wait.
Oh my gosh!
I do that's nice that in it that's very nice we have the rug we have the
we have the astral we have the Red Bull fridge I probably I probably not oh
hello hello Ray oh you're a Ray I tell you what Ray I haven't fucking missed you
mate I mean yeah yeah I mean we're at the tournament maybe I fucking love you
right? 100% I'm down. Wait, wait, wait, when are you? No, I'm not, I'm not gonna be there.
Oh, oh,
chief for that, then.
Well, you just said you're gonna come here, then you just said you're not coming here.
So I'll go, but I don't know when yet. You feel me?
Okay, I'm with it. So what he said dead yet is he'll come but he doesn't know when yet
We have a connection. Yeah, you got what what sort of connection would you say it is what what correction is it?
No, so like I watched anime and stuff. So I have like a little understanding. See I fucking told you he likes anime
Oh, no, I weren't sorry. It wasn't you was a
Wait, wait, quick question, did I invite to Simon?
Have I been invited to the side, man?
I fucking wish, mate.
Oh, he moved the match.
Yeah, I'm just going to go and watch up in the ground.
Yeah, I don't know, I want to play,
but I don't think I'm gonna invite, bro.
What should I do to get invited?
I gotta beg for it.
You could do what Ron did
and just follow him around for six months.
I can't be begging, I suck in case I dick.
Ooh, I've, uh, yeah.
I'm not dead to say that, I'm just in case you might have more of a, does it work or not or?
Uh, I mean, it's sucking dick your thing, Ray?
Hm?
It's sucking dick your thing.
Yeah, like, why not do the guy invite bro?
I'm trying to get an invite bro.
okay well if you want to suck some cock to get an invite then I hate power do you I feel like
oh just realize Ray I'm gonna do that if you do that you have to prove you've done it
like like how far away will we like you have to record it are you
record it are you yeah you have to record it
Oh
Why is it yeah, is it cuz I'd say something about me I fucking do your accent as well, but I can't be asked getting canceled
Give me give me something to say
Okay
My name's green
My name is not Grinch, it's Ginge.
Oh yeah, Ginge. Wait, but the same thing you just said, it sounded the same. It didn't sound like it.
No.
No doubt.
Whoa, what did you just say?
Pardon?
Noodle.
You just said noodle?
Yeah.
No, because me, no because me, me, me, me, you and Jason are gonna go up to some
island when you come to England.
Wait, what's an accent?
No dog.
Wow.
See, now you're taking a piss out of my accent.
Wow.
Now, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you trying, you trying, you
trying, you trying copy me saying no dog, no dog.
No, that gotta be racist.
My, check.
No, no, no.
Sorry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
If you could do my accent, I can do your accent.
That's not, that's fucking one rule for one here.
Now your accent is like UK accent though right?
Yeah and you've got an American accent.
I've got an Asian accent.
Oh is it?
Oh I didn't even notice.
I didn't even notice.
Yeah.
Wait so I saw the American to you?
Yeah I thought you were American.
I saw the American.
Yeah.
What's your favorite British food sorry, right?
No in England
England I got England food is shit bro. So I say again
England food is shit
Say again, sorry. No, what is England England food? What is England?
No, but what is it? Say again, say.
Oh, fish, fish and chips.
Say again, say.
Fish and chips again.
Got them.
Grinch, it was so in the air.
You can take your ear.
You got you got your ear or something.
Oh, fish in that.
So I say again.
I say beans and toast, fish and chips,
and dick
That must be that must be touches me on that last one
By being UK by guys I'm bad food
I can see all the hood I'll be sitting in my black you call a hood I say is ghetto
is fucking wait what did you just randomly start rapping I'm confused yeah
much I'm not sure she's got on that to be honest
freestyle for me back in the day what's your favorite song music right well
Wait, let me finish.
Best of the day, I'm in Dettie Mountain 2.
2 plus 2 is fucking 4.
Now fries that shit, fries that shit, fries bro.
I don't really know what that song was, but I just know it's better than Zedgy's diss track on the sidemen fucking 10 years ago.
Okay, well, okay, where's your track, James?
At him?
Where's your track?
Where's my truck? Yeah, I've got a truck right
Ships and gigs
Yeah, what what does pardon mean like pardon what I mean pardon. Yeah. Yeah, basically means can you can you repeat what you've just said, please?
I'm busy right now
I'm still here on a UK sling bro. Pardon. Yeah. Pardon. Pardon. Pardon is the polite way of saying can you repeat yourself, please?
Uh-huh, uh-huh. Pardon?
Yeah. Also, it's just, it's Ginge again, mate.
Just inc- I don't mind keeping reminding you, but it is Ginge.
Hi, Grinch.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
I'm Ginge. Oh, yeah.
It's just, it's all right. Listen, it's the language barrier. It's fine.
Ginge. I, Ginge.
Yeah, there we go. There we go. Are we again?
Yep. I, Ginge.
Oh, you know, we're back to square one.
It's all right. It's taken a good while.
Let's put, we'll get there.
It's taken a good while, but we're back.
I'm from Taiwan bro, I don't speak UK English, you like me, I don't do that bro.
Yeah, were you doing it quite well at the minute?
Yeah.
Well you know crazy, my best friend in Taiwan, he's from London.
Your best friend from Taiwan is from London.
And I'm just wondering, what was he fucking, was he born on the plane to Taiwan there from London?
He's born in Taiwan, but he's dad is from the UK
He's born in Taiwan, but he does from the UK
Yeah, he's dead by UK. He's still gonna UK blood if you mean yeah
And he put me a team called Liverpool. That's how I started watching Liverpool
That's my favorite team right now. Yeah, as I can tell as you're wearing an LA Galaxy shirt
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you want me, bro, I'll fuck you out of your seat, bro.
Look out. Look out. What's his name? Son. Son.
Oh, do you like son? Yeah. Really? Why? Yeah. We've been going to the back in the
days since I was Korean. Pardon? Pardon? You in the son of what, sorry? That's your brother.
Have you ever met a son? No, never. Ah, you're not that lucky, no? Yeah. Yeah. What? What? Wait, what?
I said, oh, I said I said I said you're joking you'll meet him one day
Pardon I said do you reckon you will meet son one day?
100% man. I mean we lucky in vacant days. We know each other. We beat no each other. We bro. We lucky
You're locked in but you've never met him
Yeah, we lucky, but I never mean
Right, okay. What is it you like about Liverpool?
Yeah, I like Salah. He does good beard. Yeah, I like, uh, who's name, Virgil van Dijk.
Nice. Anyone else? Any midfielder specifically? Yeah, I like, uh, who's name, um, um, number
66, I forget his name. 66. Oh, Trent. Yeah, Trent, yeah. Yeah, he likes Trent. Yeah,
he's not, I don't think he's... He's not a midfielder. He's not a midfielder.
He's also not there anymore. And you might be the other than the poor fan that does.
What's his name?
Oh, Endel.
He looked like Dengie.
He looked like Dengie? I'll step out of this one.
He looked like me.
No, like Dengie.
His name is, oh, it's black.
Ah!
Patau?
I don't know what he just said but I think he has some.
Oh!
Patau?
Oh, can I say can I say?
You can I guess that was the that was the initial it came to mind, but I thought I'll let you say it first.
Ray, your name's up.
I'll try your favorite.
It's been a pleasure, Ray.
Have a good one, mate.
I'll see you when you're in England.
I love Ray.
I think he's been dragged.
You know, Ray is funny, man.
He's so funny.
He's actually hilarious.
I'm glad I asked him for a midfielder from Liverpool, and he said Trent.
Not only not I'm in fielder, but also not at Liverpool anymore.
I would laugh this much in a while.
Go on, Jazz, have a great night.
Of course.
Fucking unbelievable. Absolutely fucking unbelievable.
Right, do you want to do another game?
Yeah, I'll game, I'll game, I'll game.
Let's go, go, go.
Can you try a face above me, please?
Wait, do you wanna what do you call it? Do you want to change the game mode?
Yeah, you can't do a round check in you
So you'll get there may you'll get that one day
Well, let's have a look at what what league
What Dagon and and Redstone and just so we mean then you can have a look at teams to buy
Um, I think, I think Lee too.
I've got it there. Yeah, listen, we've obviously not got fucking J.J. Money.
Well, yeah, we've not got J.J. Money.
You might be fucking doing all right, that's, but I'm fucking way off.
So shall we go for the bottom of the table, sort of team?
I'm actually, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Wait, how much, how much would it be?
I don't know, shall we have a look at what Dagon and Redbridge is worth?
No.
You'll know more if I obviously not bought the whole club is only bought a bit of it on me. So you'll know more
How much is the England team worth most valuable
What is that what is
I promoted you to leader by the way so you you can search. No, it's thank you
mate.
And I just want to search. You go to play and then on the bottom left it should
say quick start or something. For some reason the levels have just gone back
down to zero and then I've got to do tutorials wait what why I don't know
shall I restart the game because that's clearly not right
we restart the game it's based on the average house price in Dagenham now I'm
I'm not about a fucking football club.
I don't know either.
Well, anyway, the team's in that league.
Would you do a team up north or not?
I would.
I don't mind the trouble.
I'll be real.
Slough Tower.
Okay, let's have a look.
Give us a team that are in daisies old fucking league chat
Well, that's is a good one FC United are a very good team. I wonder what they're worth FC United worth
FC United are worth over two million
But they're in a very good stand and a very good standard
It's a fan-owned club non-league northern Premier League
it's worth lies it's to be fair yeah but that's because they've got Eric
Canton now and that's probably why it's worth so much yeah
yeah they're also fan-owned wait it's estimated at 80 million net worth what
is the JJ's team well fucking out a double since he fucking joined them to
That can't be right, 18, no they're definitely not unless it has literally gone to a different
level since you joined and the coverage it's had but I can't imagine it has, not that
much.
Oh no, 3 million.
There you go, that sounds more realistic.
Yeah.
First team, league table, here we go.
I
Northern
Oh low-key we could just make our own team, you know like hashtag United. Oh, that's right
I mean well, I've partially started one to be fair so unless you want to fucking we can just take that to open agency what we could do that
I'm very much down
Chaz is still alive right? Well, let me go and fucking I'm gonna be going safe Chaz's career in case there's a one-con stream rapid
All right
Hey guys, hello, hello Ginger's chat.
I don't know if you can hear me.
I have this chat muted.
Oh, you can't hear me. Hello, guys.
Hello.
Sorry about that. There you go.
Ooh, there must be another team in...
in Salford.
Other than Salford City.
I think it's time. Yeah, it's just going on to it now.
Accepts, there we go. I wonder what league went and wanderers,
so went and united the chat, but went and wanderers open age, I wonder what they're
doing. Right, Jake, he's fucking, he's still alive.
Edgy's here, you wanna speak to him?
He's only dead, you as well, so that you don't have to fucking shoot yourself,
because all the others are here.
You okay, mate?
I've seen a lot of drinks, smells like a fucking brewery, go on.
I feel rough.
Yeah, and just that you know, it's a Sunday,
why the fuck are you drinking?
Because you're easily influenced, is the problem.
Can I start with a breather?
Ahhhh!
I've done that.
So what if you were like, sad?
No, somebody's playing an orgasm noise in my ears.
Jesus Christ.
Alright, you take your time, Jake.
Are you winning?
Yeah, we won the tournament.
Yeah, sure. How much do you win?
It's not about how much you win. It's about taking part.
Yeah, well, it's when you gotta pay for this fucking rent.
Alright, I'll have that to be fair.
You might need to stop renting, man.
How am I actually doing?
Yeah.
We got our first round.
I mean did you just play over the game the love of the game our respects thank you very much
mate you have a great night you go into bed now
J-J-J-Jus Bate it, J-J-J-J-Jus Bate it, J-J-J-J-Jus Bate it, J-J-J-J-J-Jus Bate it.
Bro, w-w-what are we in?
We're in the ramps.
Are we?
Yup.
I'm level 9, bro.
Oh, hang on, there's only us two?
Nah, I don't know what we're in.
What the fuck are we in?
Turn them off, I haven't played them, mate.
Yeah, we'll quit this game.
I'm not sure how to get into it. I'm looking at clubs first to get involved with it.
Oh, here we go. You all right, mate? Yeah, I'm live with you.
You all right?
Yeah, a couple of weeks.
That's quite good.
Right, yeah, we need to quit dancing. It's only us two in the game.
Oh, that's a lot of work.
what they're looking at it is tossing I know
they're really hard to hit
are they?
what really are
do I have to fight?
I've got to fight you
have you gone that hard when I was a base cop?
you don't want that as a base cop
no it is because you can take him in if he gets caught in a boot
nah, nah yeah I've got a cancel
you can't check can you?
I've got a cancel
I'll tell you what
I think it's definitely not being...
Nah, it's just a base card, you got one.
Okay, no, mate.
I carry them all, I did just try his every day.
Are you into cards, or what, Dutch?
What, like, open and get...
Fuck off with these fucking sounds, you cunts!
Can't hear you at the minute, just have fun with it.
Yeah, there they are.
It's half-twelve at fucking midnight.
Yes.
Uh, yes please mate.
Cheers.
Where does one go to fucking play Brawl's playlists?
Ah, there you go. Quick match.
Nice
There we go matchmaking I actually thought something like a me darling you know
We could to be fair would you allow me to be the manager or would you want an actual you're someone with every ever all the badges
And then obviously if we started doing really bad then we'd have to just have a private word together
Well, I mean touch wood the team our coach at the minute won the league last season with without losing a game
They and we won the league cup
So just saying
Well how do I invest in your team?
Well it depends what you want to do, it depends where you want the investment to go mate.
Well how far do you want to get your team?
Well yeah let me turn it up.
Primarily it's more of a development plan, but it gives the lads from Manchester a big opportunity and obviously some good time in their life.
I like that so it's not charity per se but it's like it's just giving back to the
to the land to Manchester. Yeah I like that. Why not London? Why not London because
one I don't live in London and two they're fucking I'd have to fucking set
off two hours before I'm to get to the fucking game.
Slough Town 86 grand, what the club's worth 86 grand?
How much is that for you 90 grand?
The deadge's just fucking saying we should buy one of that fucking prize.
No, if it's 86 K, I'm so down.
Oh, fuck off!
I see the United, that's not good enough.
It didn't tell you what the net worth is, very weird.
You can't find all that scene that is worth it.
What is slow down self?
Slow, yes.
Yeah, I thought it was me.
I thought that.
What, and it's 86K?
Yeah.
Well apparently so.
I can't confirm that.
There's one down at the game.
Don't ever try and push me again.
When that comes up we can't move can we?
No we can. It's just we're pinged.
Like there's no opposition so you just have to rotate.
Ah okay.
Go on Thomas, favour the five mate. I appreciate you brother. Thank you Tom mate.
the boy. I think so. Got one, got one. On your right, on your left as you go in.
Behind the tail. Now, through the cupboard, going over one. Behind the tail, behind the
I fell dead back in here. Bastard.
There's no one who leaves us on a 4v1 surely.
Nice. Try and get the defuse.
Oh fuck!
Wait, we lost that?
Yeah, because the fucking bomb got defused, mate.
Rammie plays for them.
Who are you on about, Rammie?
Rammie. Oh! Rammie from baller.
Oh, yeah, horror with Benjy would be good, I mean, not tonight, because it's fucking
25 to 1 in the mobile, that's gameless. Go on, dry, check the gifted mate.
I'm just going to like the siege, is that you, right?
No, the siege is good, especially with the situation that gaming's in at the minute.
The siege is fucking, the siege is good, Rocket League is good, I see for career
career mode is good but it's a bit like not I love the career mode but it's just FC in
general at the minute I haven't got the vibe I heard 2k were making a football game I might
have heard that for the last 4 months the last 4 years I'm too far away that'll be good
i think i'll be the greatest of the ball
who did you replace?
mvp did that then yeah
no one should have
i mean simon obviously didn't
continue so
that's a shame
Now go where you'll be a good watch
Everyone's using a fucking rival
Fuck me man, not four teams. I'd rather die be there. Me can calm down once
Squires getting black to the same leaguers days. Yeah
fucking ping
Go on dryax. Thank you very much, mate
I knew that was gonna happen. I knew that was gonna happen, but chat I've done a see ya the fact of
off. The fact I couldn't actually shoot the drone was really getting to me. I had to,
I had just had to get the drone.
Oh, that's actually a trade to me if I had a goal.
Oh, this guy who keeps pinging me.
Ultraman net worth is £1.9 million.
Can we lose that round?
Aw, deadgear, look at me in front of you mate, but it's fucking top of the leaderboard again, you're doing anything in your shit mate.
Bro, I'm literally below you, I have to tell you!
Exactly below me, that's my point.
Okay, cool. So I'm competing against you good to know. Thanks. So what's the team game?
Now I thought that makes me this is you
One point nine mil. So let's say you wanted to have five percent of the club. Let's have a look
one nine nine
Minus five percent a hundred grand for five percent back. No, that's not right
No, it's 95
95 times
100. Yeah, it is right, sorry.
So on and on, team just left.
That's probably because you fucking realised that you are fucking, you are on the Elp.
Darwin FC. I've heard of Darwin.
You know how lame it is that we got out with, oh man, I still can't believe.
Do you know the words from years?
We remember how much you're fucking decent team,
because X is actually decent,
and he could have carried us.
Because we're not like,
you know what I mean, we've got fingers,
do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
But we just need the guidance.
And unfortunately, the man we looked to,
who's got all the experience in the world for guidance,
he couldn't fucking,
he couldn't guide the fucking,
do you know what I mean?
He'd guide the Titanic back into the iceberg.
Ha ha ha!
That's the fucking problem that we've got.
You should buy KSI's rivals, yeah, that'd be fucking hilarious, but it'd also been fucked up.
I wonder what the odds were from to beat Darkin, that was always going to happen as well.
You're joking me.
Oh, you're dead already mate.
Oh my days bro, I was looking at that guy too.
You have the diffuser, I'm at fuck's sake.
4v1 is it no worries let me cook shock I've got to do it all again if you win
this I'll give you a hundred subs five when this and your subs fucking
I'll make a bigger 200 subs.
Oh wow, thank you.
Oh, okay.
Don't worry about me.
Dengie, you put me off.
You put me off.
That fucking trap did me.
That fucking trap did me.
I would have had him as well,
but I took them out,
Oh, are we lost? Oh, we got back three now. Nice. It's fucking tournament over again
We are fucking shit sluggy eyebrows, it's the tunnels
What a fucking privilege I
Tell all the games should I download for tomorrow? Oh, hello. I'm gonna minute special guest. You're at jazz
Night, mate. It's a bit if I don't catch up. No worries. You have a fucking good night, mate
Good night, Chas.
Deadge said good night.
Good night, Deadge.
Oh.
What are we repeating that?
Well, what do you mean?
He just, after he said night,
Deadge said something else as well,
and I just think it's a bit wrong, if I'm honest.
What does it mean with men?
The first thing you think of is that.
You disgusting fucker. No, it didn't begin with that
Okay, I
Apologize
You off the bed, too
Yeah, I will do soon. I'm going for me. Fuck you. What you call it for me games
I can download them overnight and see which one I should download
What games do you oh you don't really play them have you got any games you play at the minute? Oh
I feel like you should play that R. E. Nine game
the resident resident. Are you any good at 2k?
2k? Like basketball? No. I mean I pick up games quite quickly so I can.
Would you would you play it? Fuck it yeah why not.
Is it on steam? Yeah I mean it can be. Wait is it is it cross
plat? No chat I haven't asked him that for any reason it's just because I
want to play 2k. I'll ask him another one so you know it's fair enough
are you any good at golf? Golf? Yeah I'm decent. Don't ask me what my handicap is. Oh man I don't
know, fuck about that. Oh mate, if you've got a handicap, you pack what you want. I'm not a problem
with me. Fuck it I ain't gonna pick on you for that mate. Make sure you got your badge on you.
what games for you to play tomorrow well I'm gonna yeah well I'm getting back
tomorrow about 10 o'clock at night so that should be interesting yeah I say
play that Resident Evil Requiem yeah much I've said that is it a scary game
that it's just a zombie killing game but it has three elements is it new
It is yes new yeah 65
And God he's so good right I'm down I'm buying it now so I'm gone
Download if the stream starts like a bear and it's gonna download all these games chat
Right resident evil is downloading
Dead by day lights may not dead by day light is so good
Oh my god in that five people running and then one hundred or is it four people?
Yeah, and one hundred four people and then one killer. Yeah, that's so good
That's a good game. That's an unreal game
They just they've added too much now. So this is it's just more to learn which is a morning
But it's still on red dead not red dead
Yeah, there's so many more killers now. It's crazy
I wonder if this is going to be about fucking eight hours left.
Um, what's another good game?
You should play roadblocks horror games.
I can't lie, a lot of those...
Did you hear, you used a lot of things in your life
and you've also made a song that could be suggested
is very zesty.
But that there, what you just said could be the zestiest thing you've ever said.
Bro, I'm telling you, Roblox has to be like a complete Roblox horror game.
What?
Then come on right, thanks mate.
Um, I don't know, I'm trying to think of viral games.
Do I think of what?
Viral games.
that games with a lot of people playing
yeah
oooh, that's good
top spin is actually good as well to be fair
let's have a look at what we got downloading there
rocket league
we've got that downloading
we've got 2k queued, resident evil queued, fortnite queued
dead by daylight queued
yeah we should be fun there to be honest
I'm sure.
Where's he? My pause. There you
go. Right. it's been a fucking
pleasure, mate. I will speak to
you tomorrow and I will uh I'll
see you I'm sure back online
to 100% man. Thank you man.
No, no, no. Degit. Thank you
you, mate. Yeah. I appreciate
you. I love love love.
It has been a fucking great stream today nine-hour stream
We fucking love that
Thank you very very much shout for the subs the bits the gift into the dough knows I appreciate you all you were fucking
Amazing, so thank you so so so so so so much. I will see you all tomorrow
I am in London all day tomorrow
But I will make sure I'm back on when I get when I get back from from Manchester Piccadilly
I will nip on I won't be a long stream tomorrow because I get back at 10 o'clock at night
But I will make sure I nip on or whatever and if for whatever reason I'm not I'll let you know anyway
But I'll make sure I come to to the above house. All right chat. Thank you very very much
I will see you all tomorrow. Who shall I send you over to?
Anyone I should send you over to
What a fucking go
Fucking love that dead yet. You're a fucking man, mate. You are the fucking man
Hey, thank you so fucking much. Dead you mate. I will see you very very soon. I imagine it's not the time
Sorry, mate
Well, Jack, thank you so much for tonight's stream as well. I appreciate you so much. You guys have been fucking unreal
So thank you so so much. I will send you over to
I'll send you over to Cinechat because it's international women's day
I'm a fucking loves it. It's class
Go show some fucking love. All right, please be respectful and don't be weird
But chat I will see you all tomorrow
You guys have been amazing
Honestly, thank you so much. You've got to be back screaming again back to fucking how we were I will see you all tomorrow
Good night. God bless sleep tight. I'll see you all then chair. Have a good one. Love you all man
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